Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E114 IS DRAKE BETTER THAN THE BEATLES？ - IMPAULSIVE EP. 114

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00:02:12.280 That was the shit

00:02:13.060 that made change.

00:02:14.100 It took a million motherfuckers

00:02:16.140 walking through Washington, D.C.

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00:02:25.320 To make a change happen

00:02:26.640 Why am I sitting like A.C. Slater

00:02:35.140 From Saved by the Bell right now

00:02:36.340 That is a generational thing

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00:02:50.600 Hey by the way

00:02:51.400 Welcome back to Impulsive

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00:02:54.980 subscribing hit that subscribe button if you're not subscribed i'm a little low energy today

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00:05:19.780 Anyway.

00:05:20.680 I don't know if you guys have been browsing social media lately,

00:05:22.720 but there's a lot of just subpar things that are happening.

00:05:26.300 Number one being the Amazon Rainforest.

00:05:28.940 Yeah.

00:05:29.820 The Amazon Rainforest.

00:05:31.320 I tweeted about this because there's so many.

00:05:34.240 It's weird.

00:05:35.460 There is some thoughts and prayers,

00:05:37.780 some hashtag thoughts and pray for Amazonia,

00:05:39.980 but it's more celebrity social media stars

00:05:43.320 talking about spreading the word yep and i think the words spread by now like we all get it

00:05:50.240 everyone's and how much and how much of the fire did the word put out absolutely zero oh it didn't

00:05:55.020 work didn't work actually go on listen there is value to it because hold on i'm saying this go

00:06:00.680 ahead i'll hold on it's day so when i first found out about it and like most of the media i think

00:06:05.440 it was already like 16 days in right like we found out way late it's pretty wild yeah and

00:06:10.520 and i i hopped on pretty quickly and i tweeted like how can i help how can i actually do something

00:06:14.980 how can i leverage my audience to make a difference here because i'm not about the

00:06:18.420 and this is why i don't speak up often on things i don't feel i can make a change in because thoughts

00:06:23.320 and prayers don't work for me i just don't like sending that energy out there because i don't

00:06:27.000 believe it does anything i like action um and i got some tweets about it this is a tricky situation

00:06:31.940 i'd like you to elaborate a little bit about the amazon rainforest and for those of you who don't

00:06:35.420 know it's it's it's burning to a crisp and it's it what is it it's it uh it processes 20 percent

00:06:41.700 of earth's oxygen is it 10 they're calling it the lungs of planet earth yeah and it's just burning

00:06:47.100 to the ground yeah um i mean from what i've gathered the this is something that we can't

00:06:54.600 avoid right the forest fires like this especially with the climate that it's in this is they're

00:07:01.820 saying that it's a man-made it's a man-caused fire because of slashing and burning and the

00:07:06.260 majority of what that slash and burning is coming from is cattle farming cattle ranching and log

00:07:11.520 yeah so um bolsonaro the president of brazil he is a very they compare him to like the trump of

00:07:19.160 brazil he's he wants to incentivize these natives in the amazonian forest to give up their lands

00:07:25.040 for a better life that's what he's saying and he wants uh you know i think it's like 90 percent of

00:07:30.860 the lands that are taken over by these amazonian tribes have to be cattle farming it's a requirement

00:07:38.280 so the government's requiring um these people who are taking over the native lands to produce cattle

00:07:44.640 and then they're slashing and burning and the reason why they think that's what's happening

00:07:48.260 is because now is the time of year that slashing and burning starts to occur to make room for the

00:07:53.260 new cattle lands they call him captain chainsaw he is he is so environmentally unfriendly

00:07:59.980 and it sucks because you know being an american i like i don't even know where to start with this

00:08:05.960 i i put uh our magical friend jed on it and hopefully jed please give me insight on how

00:08:10.900 i can do something we we talked about going down there um we're looking into it it seems like it

00:08:16.500 could be a bit dangerous i'm down for danger i mean listen i i tweeted about it yesterday i said

00:08:20.820 uh what what is doing more thoughts and prayers from the right or or you know instagram stories

00:08:27.140 from the left and it was it was kind of just poking at what what's the next step like once

00:08:32.140 you share this story out there's nothing you can really donate to there's no infrastructure that

00:08:36.100 supports there's a kind of like there's a few i'm just you know how hesitant you got to be when

00:08:42.360 you're just throwing money at a charity that i'm making bags off yeah like like 90 like what's

00:08:49.080 what's the percentage of non-profit that are actually non-profit it's like it's it's it's

00:08:53.400 high right yeah i don't know the specifics of that forests burn and regenerate every year whether

00:08:58.100 it's california whether it's amazon i'm not saying it's okay i'm not saying we shouldn't build

00:09:01.600 awareness for it but i guess like the question is like what's what's the true next step like

00:09:05.700 now that all the instagram stories are out yeah i went on the news yesterday to see what the what

00:09:10.440 what that did to the media what acted as a catalyst or what they were talking about trump

00:09:14.900 saying that he was the chosen one and so it's like what is the what's the true impact of all

00:09:20.940 those ig stories yeah well i think you know obviously there's the layer of awareness we got

00:09:25.900 past that so i think a lot of it comes down to where to me it's a little unfortunate because i

00:09:31.700 don't like living in the political conversation space and all that kind of stuff but i do think

00:09:37.660 to a level this is kind of our generation is having to confront in my opinion i want to hear

00:09:42.280 what you guys think our generation is having to confront these people who are in power that are

00:09:46.980 doing things to compromise our planet and our environment and i think it's forcing us to have

00:09:51.800 to talk about it we can't not you can't ignore it you know 20 years 30 years from now we're not

00:09:56.740 going to be in a position where we can say oh just let the people in the government do whatever they

00:09:59.660 want i think we're coming to this critical time where young people have to do something i don't

00:10:05.400 think any of us really know what that is yet i hate to say it but i was talking to somebody about

00:10:08.940 it i'm so cautious with how i put this but back in the day when you wanted to get things done

00:10:14.720 you didn't post about it you didn't tweet about it you blocked legislators driveways you

00:10:19.820 unfortunately burn shit to the fucking ground yeah and you made the lives of legislators and

00:10:24.820 those in power as uncomfortable as possible until things changed that included boycotts

00:10:29.360 that included straight up guerrilla motherfucking warfare in the streets of the country i hear you

00:10:34.780 i'm not and i'm not advocating any of that shit he's just saying but i'm just saying like that

00:10:38.980 was the shit that made change but also it took a million motherfuckers walking through washington

00:10:43.900 dc together with their fists in the fucking air saying we want change right now yeah and we're

00:10:49.700 not gonna stop until that change occurs to make a change happen so like yeah you got 82 000

00:10:55.060 impressions on your instagram story but somebody went off that and went straight to it's julia

00:10:58.900 rose's page right after that shit you know what i'm saying what's the next fucking step what's

00:11:02.880 the next step yeah you know you man you've been talking a lot about it's julia rose she has a

00:11:07.760 fiance why did you why did you use her name out of all the influences you're gonna use

00:11:12.000 so yeah mike has been mike's been having a little trouble with this girl in the dms over it's over

00:11:16.780 i didn't know and the bigger point we cannot dodge this conversation by the way this is an

00:11:21.380 important conversation amazonian one yes let's go right back let's revisit no i'm not here let's

00:11:25.560 hear instagram models have gotten so good at not putting their god dang relationships on their page

00:11:32.880 and and rightfully so because the last thing i want to see is sierra sky's boyfriend i'm sure

00:11:39.320 he's a great guy but when i'm scrolling her page like i don't really want to see him to be honest

00:11:43.260 with you and so and so like great job to the girls who have done that but it made it really

00:11:47.860 difficult for me and so when i saw you know what i thought was the girl of my digital dreamland

00:11:53.300 yeah yeah i didn't know that she had a tatted up really good looking fiance not not even a

00:11:58.640 boyfriend he supposedly is a mark donor told me that randomly do we trust mark i'm gonna go with

00:12:04.720 Listen, I don't like stepping on toes.

00:12:06.480 I apologize, random tattooed man.

00:12:08.760 I didn't mean to step on any toes.

00:12:10.100 It's Julia Rose.

00:12:10.780 I apologize for those.

00:12:11.540 But also, bro, they were very polite.

00:12:14.320 They were playful as far as.

00:12:15.500 I saw the DMs, man.

00:12:17.140 I don't know if I'd want my fiance being playful with the co-host of the number one podcast in the world.

00:12:22.300 I don't know if I'd want that.

00:12:23.680 That's why I said it.

00:12:24.620 It's over.

00:12:26.540 My axe is Landon.

00:12:29.420 Anyways, we're back.

00:12:30.440 We're back.

00:12:30.980 We're back.

00:12:31.600 Well, what do you guys think?

00:12:32.540 I mean, you know, what, what do you think is going to happen within the next five years

00:12:36.120 or needs to happen in order to actually start creating some change?

00:12:39.080 So, so us young people, us millennials, the users of digital media, we are so good at

00:12:44.940 making noise, but let's make active noise.

00:12:48.380 Let's make, let's, let's not just talk and tweet like 90, 90 to 99% of people do.

00:12:54.180 I even like, um, I talk about the cancel culture a lot.

00:12:57.640 It's, it's, it's literally, it's all just noise.

00:12:59.700 who who is actually out there making change and doing d-o-i-n-g but with the cancel culture when

00:13:07.300 it comes to one digital person canceling another digital person actually it is action it is action

00:13:13.680 because you can actually cancel i'm the example i'm using is this and i've said this before on

00:13:18.620 this show like after after japan i think we said we just on the last episode after japan millions

00:13:22.940 millions of tweets like one of the most hated people on the planet when i walked outside in

00:13:27.600 public, not a, not a single person said anything. And so I'm, I'm, I'm, there's a, there's a

00:13:32.260 disconnect between digital and real life. And how can we connect those, especially with something

00:13:37.120 like the Amazon rainforest? We're like, who's, who, who has the power to make the change besides

00:13:41.680 us as a collective, as the users of this new, new age of media. I think we need to be a little

00:13:48.660 more creative in the type of noise we're making. Well, I think to Mike's point, I, I do kind of

00:13:54.060 foresee some you know like a somewhat aggressive peaceful action you know like we actually have to

00:14:00.220 assemble legal peaceful action we do have to aggressively do it i agree i agree with you

00:14:06.260 except i will say i might catch some heat for this you you know you you drive you're like

00:14:12.600 driving in downtown la and you see like 10 people holding like signs on a stick and you're just like

00:14:17.440 what the fuck are they doing well that's because there's only 10 of them just like yelling about

00:14:20.720 jesus that's because there's only 10 of them when it's when it's a million no one's asking questions

00:14:25.160 then cnn has to cover it that's true the other thing is uh i was talking to my mom about this

00:14:31.700 spencer you're gonna you're not gonna like this at all let's see what you got at what point do you

00:14:37.080 just just wash your hands of it man and just are we in a dystopian world is that what is it over

00:14:43.920 like like the question is this guys are we fucked like should we really start looking at mars

00:14:49.020 should we really start saying and i this is not my view i'm just i'm just posing the question

00:14:54.320 it's really not i'm just posing the question the amazon's burning the arctic is melting

00:15:00.200 greenland is melting donald trump is the president which could be good could be bad depending on your

00:15:06.040 fucking belief system i didn't say anything uh but like but like canceled but like what at what

00:15:12.960 point do you kind of just like damn man like time to clock time to clock out dude like i think i

00:15:18.480 mean dude it's a it's a good question but it's i it's a sad day and a sad reality if we do get

00:15:24.240 to that point where people just start diving down that that belief system you think a lot of people

00:15:29.360 are already there 100 i think a lot of people are i i said i think i said this in the last episode

00:15:35.260 too by the way last episode was sick i think it was one of the greatest with eric griffin like

00:15:40.040 watch that episode it's like under viewed right now but it's dope we said a lot of good stuff

00:15:43.580 I think uh humans are the majority of humans are reactive and not proactive and like until there's

00:15:49.620 that point of no return everyone's gonna be like no we gotta do something my child has cancer in

00:15:54.640 his lungs because he's breathing in fumes from the air from the amazon rainforest and then it's like

00:15:59.140 now all of a sudden we need to do something instead of being proactive I think it's a little

00:16:02.680 bit difficult to get people to activate on something that they can that is unfathomable

00:16:06.940 to them until they're it's it's happening in their lives yeah and I was I was saying that

00:16:10.540 on uh twitter i was talking about how you know we right now we actually have the chance to change

00:16:16.960 it you know in in 10 years and 20 years and if we give up where there's no there's no hope like

00:16:23.800 there's nothing that we can do so why like think about all the people out there that are watching

00:16:29.300 this right if you have kids or if you know people who do have kids um or you know if you're planning

00:16:35.840 on having kids what's the point if we don't pass down a world to them yeah like what's the point

00:16:42.120 why are you having kids why are you giving your life to another human being and raising them and

00:16:49.020 bringing them into the planet if you don't even care to make sure that that planet is going to

00:16:53.780 be around for the time that they get to live well said there's there's this quote that believe it

00:16:59.300 or not good old brendan north posted on his there we go instagram story and he is he's quite active

00:17:04.760 about this stuff which is great um this is a quote by martin niemohler and this is actually on in one

00:17:11.080 of the galleys in in dc says when the nazis came for the communists i remained silent i was not a

00:17:16.580 communist when they locked up the social democrats i remained silent i was not a social democrat

00:17:20.900 when they came for the trade unionists i did not speak out i was not a trade unionist when they

00:17:25.520 came for the jews i remained silent i wasn't a jew when they came for me there was no one left

00:17:29.640 to speak out man and so i think what's happening is there's a lot of people that are sitting around

00:17:35.860 saying oh damn in the amazon that's what i'm saying well that sucks oh damn that the fires

00:17:41.700 are burning in california that sucks oh the arctic arctic's fucking melting or antarctic caps like

00:17:46.840 no one cares until it's at their fucking doorstep until like even even with fucking mass shootings

00:17:53.640 no one gives a shit until they're at a fucking country concert in las vegas with their family

00:17:57.940 and and bullets start flying yeah so what do you guys think it is i have my own idea but what do

00:18:03.380 you think is the thing that will mobilize people in this country in the world what do you think

00:18:09.280 that thing is i think if there was a a person or a group of heads maybe like a collective of people

00:18:16.820 to be orators on call to actions just to make it like and by the way someone actually tweeted back

00:18:24.000 at me and they're like here here you go like this is what you can do and i and i respond i said thank

00:18:28.320 you we're we're looking into it and seeing what what actions we can take but i think if there was

00:18:32.100 someone who made it very clear what you can actually do because a lot of people are just

00:18:35.040 uneducated on on on steps to take here besides post reposting a video that you saw on instagram

00:18:40.920 and i think even more than just like what the steps are i think at the end of the day it's

00:18:45.200 going to come down to a person that makes everyone the public the legislators feel uncomfortable

00:18:51.220 Martin Luther King

00:18:52.860 In your fucking face

00:18:54.200 We will not stand for this anymore

00:18:55.680 This is over

00:18:56.520 Or Abraham Lincoln

00:18:58.640 I'm done with this shit

00:19:00.180 I'm ending slavery

00:19:01.860 And everybody in the south said

00:19:04.060 Like hell you are

00:19:05.020 And he said no I'm fucking doing it

00:19:06.180 Yeah you want to get in my way

00:19:07.160 Literally

00:19:07.580 Let's get it bitch

00:19:09.760 They didn't have shotguns

00:19:10.800 They had muskets

00:19:11.440 Well you know what

00:19:12.600 But like who

00:19:14.020 Let's go bitch

00:19:16.620 I think the

00:19:18.940 Ramrod's classic dude

00:19:20.360 i think the bigger problem is you know obviously i think those voices are out there but unfortunately

00:19:26.760 we live in a society where there is so much noise and people are so interested in what the

00:19:32.940 kardashians are using for toilet paper that no one yeah it's hard to be that voice that raises

00:19:38.800 out because now i think when people start to rise out of the crowd people look and say look at this

00:19:42.860 corny look at this corny dude trying to make a difference back in the day when mlk went mlk went

00:19:49.060 to make a difference people looked at him his people especially looked at him as a as a as an

00:19:53.180 icon now the icons are kim k kanye you know like people that like dude did you see how much

00:20:01.200 balenciaga this motherfucker just bought like that gets people one one person that i do have to shout

00:20:06.720 out who actually i just met we were texting the other day is jaden smith he oh yeah he is somebody

00:20:11.520 that he he posted a picture on his instagram with boy and slat we're big oh no way oh no way

00:20:17.180 he's gotta come on i i see him i see jayden as somebody who is is like using his platform and

00:20:25.040 using his voice now um probably one of the best i think i think he's really doing it and i think

00:20:30.420 his age group right now are the ones that can mobilize if there's people more people like

00:20:36.420 jayden using their platform the way it is and i think that's what we have right here like i don't

00:20:40.660 know if you guys saw the the article that came out this week podcasting space is now a billion

00:20:44.780 dollar industry where where's where's that money can we work on that we're getting there baby we're

00:20:50.700 getting there oh oh oh but this is what i mean by that is like this is a space right what we're

00:20:55.740 creating here with impulsive is a space to talk about this stuff to actually make a difference

00:21:00.520 and we're doing it and we're doing it by the way like this this isn't the first time this week me

00:21:04.200 and logan had a twitter battle the other day about journalistic responsibility i think that was good

00:21:08.420 that was a good battle it's a good segue yeah if we want to talk about it all about that yeah

00:21:12.060 because i was gonna just a little bit let's let's do you guys see i chimed in at the end no i want

00:21:16.680 to know what you said i want to i want to flesh this out because you kind of hinted at it you

00:21:19.920 said there's so much noise it is hard for someone to come out of the ranks and and and preach

00:21:25.700 goodness upon people and that was the point i was trying to make with drake okay okay so here's how

00:21:31.600 the argument started i said i i i told mike that drake has a tattoo where i think i think the beat

00:21:38.860 the Beatles are lined up and then Drake's in front of them.

00:21:41.260 And he has that lyric.

00:21:42.500 I got more slaps than the Beatles.

00:21:44.300 And I was just like,

00:21:45.440 well,

00:21:45.700 I'm like Drake is like better than the Beatles.

00:21:48.420 Bold statement.

00:21:49.460 Roast me.

00:21:50.080 If you agree with me or if you disagree with me,

00:21:52.320 like maybe it's,

00:21:54.800 maybe it's,

00:21:55.400 maybe it's a youth thing,

00:21:56.340 but Mike had a very,

00:21:57.600 like it affected him.

00:22:00.080 Yeah.

00:22:00.620 It affected.

00:22:01.400 So by the way,

00:22:02.580 there's so many ways to go with this conversation.

00:22:04.740 It's like a plant.

00:22:05.500 Like,

00:22:05.680 I don't even know where to start with it.

00:22:06.960 number one is it affects a lot of people this is not this is not a me and logan conversation this

00:22:11.580 is an ongoing culturally relevant conversation conversation that exists whether or not me and

00:22:17.980 logan bring it back to the surface okay which is who's who's the best artist or who's what's the

00:22:25.220 people the people who there there are two people there are people who would say drake is the more

00:22:33.400 important artists and then there were people that would say i will not even entertain this

00:22:38.380 fucking conversation but wait i want to make it i want to make it clear thing i have i want to

00:22:43.200 in my life i want to make it clear all i said was drake is better okay and then decipher that word

00:22:50.680 how you want better than the beatles and your words this is what this is where it got a little

00:22:55.300 fuzzy because then because then mike tweeted or then after that i said drake could go down as

00:23:00.580 one of the best artists of all time that's what i said and i'll and i'll get to why i think that

00:23:05.540 could also be true but then mike tweeted yeah logan said i need to do the voice logan said drake is

00:23:11.420 more impactful than the beatles and bro that's a big word i would never say that and i didn't say

00:23:17.860 we and then we and then what i said was he came back at me and it blew up it made like three

00:23:22.520 different pages on instagram a bunch of twitter there was a ton of commentary on twitter and he

00:23:27.040 came back on twitter and said i didn't say impactful be careful with the words you use which

00:23:31.300 which is which is true in respect but i also said don't microsurgically dissect your commentary

00:23:38.480 because everyone who heard that conversation knew what you were saying whether the word was better

00:23:43.160 impactful influential successful and that was the other thing i said take any word you want to use

00:23:48.160 and put it in there and you're still wrong whether it's better influential impactful powerful it

00:23:52.820 doesn't matter the beatles changed the world literally the british invasion changed music

00:24:01.300 forever there are people out there who can't decide if drake's even a good hip-hop rapper or

00:24:07.160 not so not there's confusion across the board and drake people are like i don't even know if i like

00:24:10.740 is jay-z like is he in the same level as jay-z biggie or or even people like kendrick and and

00:24:16.760 and j cole and so it's and so it's like when you have when you can't even decide if the person's

00:24:21.800 at the highest level of the industry now and you're comparing them to an up like people that

00:24:26.840 brought out royalty to their concerts close down entire cities okay have museums built about them

00:24:33.700 okay and most importantly did it in a time where social media didn't exist they sold 1.6

00:24:40.500 billion albums in stores not like oh i'm gonna go stream a song 30 times all of those numbers

00:24:48.300 nowadays are fucked who cares what you do you want to do you want to know who that drakes are

00:24:52.780 probably decently accurate i would probably let me okay let me let me ask you this who's the top

00:24:58.360 the longest running number one hit of all time just came out logan it did just come out i saw

00:25:05.980 this it's your favorite song this thing old town road yeah old town road by little nas x so if we

00:25:11.640 rely strictly on statistics we we better bring little nas x into the conversation on his no no

00:25:18.180 better than the beatles no because it's about you know it's about consistency and by the way

00:25:22.260 technically speaking drake does have more slaps than the beatles no no no wait wait wait wait

00:25:28.200 i think i think it's number one number one hits but listen you said a lot there i want to break

00:25:32.460 it down one first rhetoric in the words you use and you're you're uh i told you this your listening

00:25:42.540 comprehension skills need work because to me saying better and impactful are two very different

00:25:49.420 things i'm very specific in the way i talk and that's why i said like why do you think journalists

00:25:53.660 catch heat when they misquote somebody you can't just do you can't misquote somebody and change

00:25:58.100 the sentiment of what they're saying by better i'm not really sure maybe you're speaking

00:26:04.000 comprehension should improve because you shouldn't use words that are so obligatory no no that that

00:26:08.800 that word meaning better obligatory well like obligatory all right so so really quick no but

00:26:14.480 wait i want to say this also because mike is right the beatles did a lot to change a lot of shit and

00:26:21.600 my argument was and not to undermine that not to not to undervalue that they brought royalty out

00:26:27.440 and shut down cities and whatever i'm saying and by the way change laws too i'm saying the world

00:26:31.540 was extremely susceptible to change and someone had to do it the change was inevitable the catalyst

00:26:36.320 happened to be the beatles i'm saying now and you said it now full circle it's so hard to make noise

00:26:41.660 and stand out and be that that that the voice of the generation the the uh the engine per se something

00:26:47.940 i think i think was is very interesting to look at too is we're still observing drake in his prime

00:26:53.920 i was actually having a conversation about this right now which this is wild the beatles split

00:26:58.420 when they were 27 and 29 drake is how old is drake i think he's like 30 he's in his 31 so

00:27:04.540 i was talking uh to charlie about this and we were saying how impressive even if he has somebody

00:27:11.240 writing some records right how impressive is it that drake has just not missed a shot

00:27:17.160 name the last shot that's what i'm saying it's crazy and he's not even done everybody's not

00:27:23.240 even done how far along is he in his career that's what i'm saying he could go down as one

00:27:28.580 of the greatest artists of all time he's already four years past when the beatles stopped yo but

00:27:33.180 Okay, but that's side effects of being a group.

00:27:37.520 So then you're going to weigh like a boy, man, and a single artist.

00:27:40.840 Because like I said, my whole thing on it was, it might be like a lot of people called you uncultured after we had this conversation.

00:27:50.800 It's very hard for me to have this conversation and be open-minded to it.

00:27:54.640 I do my best.

00:27:55.520 like when i look at when i look at the lyrics uh some of the big ones that come up for drake i

00:28:01.100 can't really see a another squad trying to cross us yeah but nobody really likes us except for us

00:28:06.840 whole squad on that real shit hey these motherfuckers are making songs about you can

00:28:11.560 cherry pick all day long you know what the song yesterday you know what the song yesterday is

00:28:15.300 about what a hangover so easy tiger easy with like we'll bring up we'll bring up the one that

00:28:20.440 you think drake is changing society with which which one out of the 50 number one hits he's had

00:28:25.180 do you want me to bring up anyone i'm saying what's the what's your go-to for like what's

00:28:28.620 changing the way the world is happening yolo you only live once that's the the motto can't say it

00:28:35.660 yolo that's your go-to fucking song to challenge the fucking beatles seems like the chant of a

00:28:40.700 of a generation i say it all the time really makes you think god's plan you really own god's plans

00:28:45.120 that god's plan bro it really makes you think like you really only do have one silly little

00:28:51.700 life on this stupid floating rock in the middle of the same with god's plan there's a good message

00:28:55.300 and he said it's just a different voice got him in a different i'm just think about it and by the

00:29:00.200 way maybe i am uncultured but i believe comment below we want to know what you think i believe

00:29:06.020 i've provided good arguments for a very for a conversation that is at the end of the day of the

00:29:12.320 day an opinion and i think it's safe to disagree no that's fine do you think this can become

00:29:17.940 solidified it's almost like when we look at it's hard obviously right now yeah i'm just saying

00:29:22.720 sometime like when could we sit down and compare the two careers how do you how do you compare it

00:29:28.300 because here's and these are the last couple notes i'll touch on it yeah how do you how do

00:29:32.620 you compare it when you're talking about people that sat down and wrote every piece of the music

00:29:38.380 they wrote every fucking lyric they worked with i'm sure they worked with some collaborators but

00:29:43.240 these are these are obviously these are musical geniuses geniuses so is drake so is drake dude

00:29:52.300 he gets he gets beats from murder beats he grabs some sheet a sheet of lyrics to do it at that

00:29:57.300 level oh why you do that because this conversation's too hot and i had to put it out paper towels

00:30:02.840 listen and then and then my and then my that's one thing and then my my final notes literally

00:30:08.040 it's like i'm peeing on myself right now and then my uh my final note on it is i think the

00:30:12.740 worst argument point you had was they were uh it was during a time when change was needed most

00:30:20.360 what was it that you said inevitable was inevitable and and and and you also said and by the way

00:30:26.820 what's not inevitable about change being needed now we've been having this conversation it's true

00:30:31.540 i don't i just don't think it's as clear as the change that was needed at the time the beetles

00:30:35.520 were i completely disagree i think we have just as many social problems as we do right now i agree

00:30:40.600 in the country and in the world i think they're i think they're harder i think it's harder to make

00:30:45.720 those changes and i think it's slight the solutions are slightly slightly less obvious

00:30:49.800 like inequality which by the way still exists today inequality was was much bigger there are

00:30:55.360 people in other people in other protected communities right now who would agree that

00:31:01.560 the inequality towards them is as crucially needed to be solved as it was against people

00:31:06.080 of colors of course and of course and i'll acknowledge that that's why i said it still

00:31:10.040 exists today i'm just saying i i would bet this might be i i would bet most people would agree

00:31:18.920 that it was probably much worse back when the beatles were around like like your the protected

00:31:22.840 groups you're talking about like let's say the lgbtq community no no no they were afraid to even

00:31:28.100 be lgbt like they still are they still they still are but less yeah yeah for sure and then the the

00:31:35.500 the the last thing was it the worst the worst thing the worst thing you said that really sent

00:31:40.640 me to the moon was you said well it was during a time when uh people weren't as fuck i want to say

00:31:46.780 you either said people are more talented now or they were less talented than i can't remember what

00:31:51.300 it was and i started thinking of the group of people that the beatles were up against on the

00:31:56.340 come up hendrix morrison and the doors like the rolling stones these are quite literally we'll go

00:32:03.100 because here's the biggest question 20 years from now my mom i ride in the car with my mom

00:32:08.620 a song came out in 65 she knows every single motherfucking word well your mom was bored in

00:32:14.420 like 1955 let me finish the point every single word to every single beetle song that ever came

00:32:20.560 out in 20 years are people going to be talking about i got more slaps than the beat absolutely

00:32:27.000 you can say it but once again we don't know until it happens that's true that's bro i can i can play

00:32:32.280 you a song from 1995 and you both of you inherently would know the words yeah i'll look up top top

00:32:38.720 hits of 1995 oh maybe not 1995 maybe 2000 2000 yeah i was a little i was two years old at that

00:32:45.200 point top hits of 2000 19 years ago i'm just saying like it happens when a song comes on yeah

00:32:51.040 you know every single word i agree say my name say my name when no one is around you say baby i love

00:32:57.200 you you ain't playing games like what the fuck how do i know that i was five years old

00:33:01.660 and I also made it very clear on Twitter that the whole time me and Logan

00:33:07.580 were having the conversation, I was literally listening to more life.

00:33:10.480 Drake's my favorite, quite honestly, quite honestly,

00:33:13.500 probably my favorite rapper and extremely influential and extremely

00:33:18.580 impactful.

00:33:19.120 That's why I think that your perspective with the conversation is, is cool.

00:33:22.300 I think it's a good liaison.

00:33:25.100 Dang. It's tricky, dude.

00:33:26.280 Like when I look back at all those people where you couldn't even get into

00:33:30.200 liverpool you couldn't even get into cities that they were in the cities would have to close down

00:33:34.340 because you couldn't get in but also an invasion but also do we know that do we know that or did

00:33:39.900 you see a picture where like a street looked really crowded i mean if we're not relying on

00:33:43.560 visual proof nowadays what more do we have are you saying they were face shifted no no no i'm

00:33:48.020 saying like do we know that like you couldn't get into liverpool i'm pretty sure you could probably

00:33:51.780 get i don't even think anyone said that i just made that up but all i'm saying is well you can't

00:33:55.880 No, I'm just kidding.

00:33:56.880 There are photos of streets shut down.

00:33:58.980 People screaming.

00:33:59.760 Your last tweet, let's close this up.

00:34:01.940 Your last tweet was the best.

00:34:03.620 And I think you'd say it was like,

00:34:04.980 which YouTube duo is having conversations about

00:34:07.640 journalistic responsibility and listening comprehension.

00:34:11.340 Okay.

00:34:11.920 I just came in and said, both of you are ridiculous.

00:34:14.720 And everybody else said that too.

00:34:16.460 Well, because we live in the same house, dog.

00:34:18.280 And like, why do we talk about it in real life?

00:34:19.800 The answer is, Mike was on the elliptical, what's new?

00:34:21.880 And I was in here, ice in my leg.

00:34:23.560 nice and i said i said it's not my fault you're the most influential impactful and just better

00:34:29.020 youtuber and you bought a fucking compound and so now i'm 40 miles away in the backyard i can't

00:34:33.680 talk to you yeah yeah i respect that oh here we are we'll have to wait and see we'll have to wait

00:34:38.920 and see if drake can pull it off i think the fact that we're having that conversation is kind of

00:34:43.320 cool i personally i just hope i can still go to like his shows now because jake's friends what

00:34:47.840 if he's like what if he's like he does one of these to me you know when he does that thing with

00:34:51.920 his hand he's like i saw you on impulsive i got more slaps than the beatles and i'm just like my

00:34:58.480 bad dude i grew up on abbey road like what do i say at that point dude i'm gonna look up this

00:35:03.340 tattoo just real quick last last thing yeah yeah check it out is this real do we know if this is

00:35:10.700 real it's kind of it's kind of pixelated but you see and it also looks like a five-year-old

00:35:15.320 like it's arm i think drake's looking looking back and waving at the beatles wow something

00:35:21.360 something to think about by the way it's a nice you know cool flex i like it i'm not mad i like

00:35:26.900 i like those tattoos with the caveman evolving there's some creative ones my favorite was the

00:35:32.080 one with mike with yeezys mike mike with yeezys at the end of the caveman lineup or no right in

00:35:36.680 the middle he didn't evolve all the way evolving um hey here we are talking about instagram models

00:35:42.860 now here we go literally my favorite topic now now let's get into the real impact so we got the

00:35:49.800 the real impact the real just world changing stuff i've been scrolling on instagram and a lot

00:35:55.220 of the times i'm selecting profiles people that i follow i'm putting them on mute i'm muting their

00:36:00.320 posting stories like i just i don't really just i don't care what a lot of people are posting about

00:36:05.640 but i i didn't mute this one girl because she's our friend her name's olga oh my god

00:36:11.240 olga i hate to just put you on the spot like this but olga's a good friend of ours like really good

00:36:16.460 friend of ours and she's she's been posting pictures like this whoa like covering the

00:36:22.020 classic covering the face like legs for days posting this like you got like oga we get it

00:36:27.040 you got a gray body here's one it's kind of scandalous same mirror um really a fan of that

00:36:32.920 what do you think's driving this did she have problems with her mans right now or some shit

00:36:36.400 this girl by the way i gotta say this from a from a true beauty standpoint this girl is honestly one

00:36:41.880 of the most beautiful beautiful girls yeah incredible like olga's is stunning i i like it

00:36:47.420 just she she's always i don't know i i don't know i bring this up because like this this is not olga

00:36:57.980 in real life dude does she need to come talk to us olga come on this ain't you yo engagement is

00:37:04.100 oh engagement's high she got 20.2 that's 10 percent engagement you compare to the last one

00:37:09.420 where she had like a button down on ah ah that's a great call just what about yeah what about

00:37:14.400 because instagram models they know if they show a little skin to get more likes it's a nasty yeah

00:37:23.860 yo nasty funnel one and this is really getting heated because one of my friends who's 20 years

00:37:29.900 old he started showing me friends of his that are now posting naked photos naked like covering just

00:37:36.860 like the nip but they're naked they're fully naked on instagram and i remember when i first

00:37:40.860 when we first got on social media this was a pretty conservative place yeah you know like

00:37:46.340 you didn't see tops off and all that kind of stuff i'm not saying it's bad i was checking

00:37:49.760 in the face i was checking in the subway with my mom on when social media first came out yeah

00:37:53.920 yeah exactly hey do you think i've said this before i'm not i'm not much of a boob guy i'm

00:37:59.580 more of a butt guy do you think maybe there's a chance that i've become numb to boobs because

00:38:04.460 of how often i see them on instagram i absolutely actually you know what i'm answering my own

00:38:08.640 question absolutely absolutely i think it's a fad man i think on that but butts far outnumber

00:38:16.140 boobs on instagram i know but how could you say that it's butts are out everywhere it's butt

00:38:19.740 season it's butt season no pull up this girl really quick that i that i let me guess bro

00:38:25.280 it's julia rose i see that's the thing we're so close now you're able to read my fucking mind

00:38:29.040 Really?

00:38:29.520 Yeah.

00:38:30.780 Just because she's a great example.

00:38:33.740 All right.

00:38:34.300 Oh, and by the way, I think she's shadow banned.

00:38:37.240 Do you know about this?

00:38:38.120 What's shadow banned?

00:38:38.840 Oh, my God.

00:38:40.100 You cannot look up Insta models right now and their name pop up.

00:38:44.340 Like, go to try to look up Sofia Jamora right now.

00:38:47.800 Like, type in Sofia Jamora.

00:38:49.580 Wait.

00:38:49.860 That shit happened.

00:38:50.540 This is a real thing?

00:38:51.220 Yes.

00:38:51.600 Watch.

00:38:51.940 Watch.

00:38:53.140 Why is she not?

00:38:54.100 Whoa.

00:38:54.780 Why is she not number one?

00:38:56.060 Wow.

00:38:56.360 She's verified and has millions of followers.

00:38:58.180 and you cannot fucking find her.

00:38:59.900 Shadow band?

00:39:00.600 Look up Katie Bell.

00:39:01.520 Look up all those girls.

00:39:02.640 You cannot find them.

00:39:03.560 They are shadow band.

00:39:04.340 Why is this?

00:39:05.120 Wow.

00:39:06.580 Wow.

00:39:07.940 Katie Bell either?

00:39:08.600 Katie Bell popped up.

00:39:09.840 That's her, yeah.

00:39:10.780 Okay.

00:39:11.160 Should I try me just as a test?

00:39:14.240 No.

00:39:15.100 Okay.

00:39:15.520 Wow.

00:39:16.240 Yes.

00:39:16.680 How crazy is that, bro?

00:39:18.840 That's crazy.

00:39:20.380 What are they?

00:39:20.820 Why are they trying to drown these Insta models?

00:39:23.300 Maybe they just pissed off the wrong dude

00:39:25.960 that has some power on IG.

00:39:28.180 See, you can't even find her.

00:39:29.180 I can't even find her.

00:39:30.000 There's a space after Julia, I think.

00:39:33.460 You mean underscore?

00:39:34.540 Yeah, yeah, one of those, yeah.

00:39:36.100 Not good for branding.

00:39:36.800 Good God, dude.

00:39:37.780 You can't even find the girl.

00:39:38.660 I can't even find it.

00:39:39.460 Oh, my God.

00:39:40.400 No, but that's not her, though.

00:39:41.820 I mean, it's her, but it's not her page.

00:39:43.300 See, that's just.

00:39:44.040 This is wild.

00:39:45.120 Like, why do you have your butt out while you're getting cereal?

00:39:46.960 Well, hold on.

00:39:47.640 She's got a cool cereal.

00:39:50.440 Like, hey, look, I know you love cereal, and here's my butt.

00:39:54.120 Look at the comments.

00:39:55.340 What the fuck?

00:39:56.260 Go to the.

00:39:56.560 I want a book.

00:39:57.360 Can you please

00:39:58.080 True Jordy commented right below this

00:40:00.880 Oh no

00:40:01.860 Hey Jordy I love you bro

00:40:04.220 You little fucking dog

00:40:06.380 You freaky man

00:40:08.360 Yeah here I go to Google

00:40:10.680 Look at these apple jacks

00:40:12.760 Now look at my ass crack

00:40:14.100 Asshole jacks

00:40:15.880 It's underscore Julia Rose

00:40:18.240 You gotta get a better idea of her vibe dude

00:40:20.520 Alright you had her vibe nailed down

00:40:22.320 Lots of boobs

00:40:23.640 Oh I see what's happening here

00:40:25.420 And what she does is she challenges Instagram.

00:40:28.860 And also, if you go down, there's one of her in front of the White House with her shirt off.

00:40:32.440 I did see that.

00:40:33.120 Instagram, I don't know if they like being challenged.

00:40:35.220 It's a bit ballsy to me because in a way, you're sort of, in my eyes, biting the hand that feeds you.

00:40:40.180 Well, she actually is a little bit of an entrepreneur.

00:40:43.420 She started like a magazine.

00:40:45.160 My thing is.

00:40:46.520 A Patreon magazine.

00:40:47.620 When, when we, when we were younger, if we were caught looking at this stuff or first off probably finding this stuff was on an adult website, right?

00:40:56.640 Absolutely.

00:40:58.120 To me, to a, to a kid who's like 12 or young, like young, even like 15, like younger.

00:41:04.180 This is like porn apps.

00:41:06.540 Absolutely.

00:41:06.980 This is porn.

00:41:07.740 Absolutely.

00:41:08.640 The first porn I ever looked up.

00:41:10.640 I was with Jake.

00:41:11.320 I remember big old box computer.

00:41:13.180 I typed in big old box.

00:41:14.520 I typed in on a computer.

00:41:17.120 Wait, what?

00:41:17.620 girls boobs oh yeah you told me this yeah girls and what came up again it was a youtube video

00:41:23.920 right no no no it didn't exist it was just pictures of girls boobs and i was like whoa

00:41:29.120 yeah girls boobs and but now exactly what i searched for exactly i couldn't believe it i

00:41:37.060 couldn't believe it and now bro it's on instagram you don't even need to type in girls boobs just

00:41:41.880 go to the nearest insta models page yeah do you think that's where the shadow banning is coming

00:41:45.640 from it's definitely instagram driven it's definitely instagram driven for sure they're

00:41:49.860 probably saying listen like this girl's technically not breaking our community guidelines but we're

00:41:54.060 gonna shadow fucker i this this is what everyone this is this is the interesting part though like

00:41:59.740 you always logan you talk about uh you know it comes down to bad parenting right if a kid is

00:42:05.080 looking at things easy dude like a boys want to see boobies dude like no no no i'm just saying

00:42:11.480 that's an argument out there and it's tough because even if you're a parent if a kid has a

00:42:16.420 phone way they're finding some boobies i talk about bad parenting and not in this context right

00:42:21.320 i don't think it's bad parenting if your horny little 13 year old boy looks up julia rose

00:42:25.120 to whack off to 99 of the pictures on this page by the way one one other two cleanup things really

00:42:31.900 quick one we look at this and we're like this is porn don't even get us started on twitter

00:42:36.780 don't even get us don't even get us started on twitter it is i had a girl on the night shift

00:42:42.680 shout out the night shift uh find me on youtube or some shit okay i had a girl on by the name of

00:42:47.660 i'm not even gonna say her fucking name because that's how worried i am i had her on she's gonna

00:42:51.060 be on the next episode episode 13 and i went on her twitter the other day and i looked up

00:42:54.980 her twitter can i say this no not even no not even in a pun from a pun you could you could

00:43:01.740 i got this i got this she was producing a man-made river into the mouth of another

00:43:11.140 female river this isn't a pun river she was peeing in another girl's mouth and then they

00:43:17.880 were swapping the peak and like why is it why is that okay on twitter on twitter you can do anything

00:43:24.600 yeah so it's crazy oh and then also one really quickly i'm shocked that's still going on nuts

00:43:29.920 one other final note that's the last time i mentioned that girl or we put her thing on the

00:43:34.200 screen except for the night shift coming up julia julia rose yeah because how many how much

00:43:38.600 fucking pressing we're gonna give this girl look dude we're having conversations she happens to be

00:43:42.880 the subject of this one but yeah it's crazy bro people i mean first off different type of different

00:43:49.260 type of human man i i i rue the day where i'm drinking someone's urine ain't for me man yeah

00:43:54.840 It is sterile from what I hear

00:43:57.280 And she's 19 too

00:43:58.440 And then swapping it

00:43:59.720 That's a good call

00:44:01.480 And she's the sweetest fucking girl

00:44:06.140 It doesn't make any sense

00:44:07.200 Dude Lamar Odom posted this

00:44:09.460 What wisdom do we got from Lamar

00:44:12.200 So Lamar Odom we had on this podcast

00:44:13.880 One of the greatest basketball players of all time

00:44:16.200 Is that true?

00:44:17.820 It's not true

00:44:18.560 He posted

00:44:21.440 He posted something that said

00:44:23.120 he's he's one of the top like oh no i hope you don't end up word fucking yourself here

00:44:28.060 no i'm not you better get the exact word he was a great basketball player let's just go

00:44:32.460 let's see the image he said this it's an image here's the image met up with garrett johnson

00:44:38.620 today with fight the new drug this guy blew me away ran 30 marathons in 30 days to bring

00:44:43.820 awareness to the harmful nature of porn i learned a lot from garrett did you know sex trafficking

00:44:48.520 and porn are inseparably connected fuck porn hashtag porn kills love

00:44:52.900 why did i not know that is that is that first i was that what do you mean you didn't know what

00:45:01.200 why i mean like he know what everyone's shaking their head what uh yes porn is a direct link to

00:45:06.520 sex shop it has a has a i can i can see that i can i can believe that i can believe i just

00:45:12.520 like help me i highly doubt in the in the places that we're watching it who we're watching and

00:45:19.040 where we live because by the way when riley comes over to hang out or unsaid girl that i talked about

00:45:24.040 before they're driving over in a god dang mercedes or some shit they just left their house in

00:45:28.820 calabasas these girls are cleaning up out of this 90 billion dollar industry they haven't been sex

00:45:32.780 trafficked they haven't been coarsed by anyone and so i'm sure they are linked but like what level

00:45:37.800 of porn like the porn the porn stars i frequent with hang out with their living life no it's it's

00:45:44.560 a it's an interesting conversation i would love to to read about this if anyone has any articles

00:45:48.400 or anything because it was a little interesting because i pictured like riley too and like

00:45:52.020 i'd be interested i'd be interested to see what she would have to say about this but

00:45:56.140 yeah she drives a subaru she doesn't want to spend her money on stuff like that well because

00:45:59.500 you got to invest in your future man that that private snapchat can only last i give it to like

00:46:03.680 30 before you turn into

00:46:05.060 dilapidated.

00:46:07.180 No, because then you just do MILF porn.

00:46:09.920 You got like another 20 year run now

00:46:11.580 because MILF porn. I don't know if Riley will ever

00:46:13.540 look like a MILF.

00:46:14.540 You know what I'm saying? Just a young

00:46:17.600 face.

00:46:19.560 Dylan just wrote on his trusty whiteboard.

00:46:21.460 He said, porn impact sex life.

00:46:24.720 How does porn

00:46:25.660 impact your guys' sex life? We've talked about

00:46:27.540 this before. I'll say it again. I love this

00:46:29.500 story. When I was young with dad,

00:46:31.700 don't watch porn.

00:46:33.680 don't do it and i was like all right yeah dad i love you and i would do my australian i love you

00:46:40.640 father and uh so i didn't and then you know i got i got i got a little older like maybe 16 17 i

00:46:49.160 started just like uh not not like avidly watching but i come across porn every now and then

00:46:54.420 and my dad said it would it would it would make it make me have unrealistic expectations for what

00:47:02.300 girls would do in bet it's and normally it's so true but then you know one of the biggest stars

00:47:09.020 in the world and now it actually happens bro because i fucking i got this i got this clout

00:47:14.560 i moved to la and all of a sudden double gluck glucks are on every side road bro at the same

00:47:20.780 time did porn create that maybe but is that a bad thing because i love the double gluck

00:47:27.140 luck shout out call her daddy girls and by the way happy birthday alexandra love you she called

00:47:32.220 i said i said happy birthday i mean this is funny well here's the thing here's here's what i was

00:47:36.720 looking up some links between sex trafficking and uh porn so um the university wait okay go ahead

00:47:44.960 holy shit happy fucking birthday you gotta you got us among fuckheads she said thank you you

00:47:50.560 delicious sex pot nice i seem to have a pretty sick banter is it all wholehearted plutonic

00:47:56.560 it's pluto nice congrats the university of new england uh had a pretty comprehensive report on

00:48:03.640 this and uh one of the journalists said as long as america's men are being trained to think

00:48:07.920 that violent disturbing pornography is sexually acceptable an enormous clientele for sex

00:48:13.440 traffickers is being created every day in homes college dorms and apartments so that's what he

00:48:18.660 said like like use the word violent bro like i'm i'm watching i never do like you know that's the

00:48:23.740 weird but it's it's the it's the um the like domination over women yeah yeah that is creating

00:48:30.580 this paradigm it's it's not even it's perpetuating it right it's perpetuating the paradigm that men

00:48:36.580 control women yeah and 90 over 99 of the sex trafficking victims right now in the world are

00:48:42.440 women do you think so do you think there are definitely direct do you think traits to that

00:48:47.220 way of thinking or connections i mean do you think the funny part of that whole story is that

00:48:52.800 in the it's exactly the opposite because in the porn industry men don't get paid shit and women

00:48:58.640 make all the fucking money do you know what i'm saying like it's so it's such a weird juxtaposition

00:49:03.040 of the story you're telling right and the truth of the matter but it's because the women women do

00:49:08.860 not get paid a lot you see me is the one fucking outlier like relax she came out she said she made

00:49:15.820 12 000 and by the way she did fucking four videos she didn't if you imagine you did four vlogs how

00:49:21.340 much would you expect to make like right now or when i was in google when you first started no

00:49:25.660 when you first started you just made four videos then bounced spencer do you watch porn no no i

00:49:30.860 don't but you got that girlfriend who's dope i do and yo i've i've definitely had there's there's

00:49:36.900 been time periods where i've watched porn and then i've realized like no i don't this is bad

00:49:40.860 and then i'll go do it again like after a while and then no and i've cut it out i've cut it out

00:49:45.920 for a while and i just noticed through my life it's like it's very it's not sustainable to me

00:49:52.900 and it's not like it's not real band like wi-fi and shit you're not able to just can't get do

00:49:58.600 one g and like 4k oh by the way the wi-fi in the terrible and i'm in the top corner of the room

00:50:04.480 you should because i i do generally intake one to three videos a week by the way and he mike

00:50:10.020 watches porn in 240p and i feel because i feel bad because i have to because the wi-fi doesn't

00:50:15.060 reach that corner of the house and so every time i am watching riley abella uh luna any of the girls

00:50:21.760 that i'm a fan of i have to see them as pixels here's and they're just little fucking pixels

00:50:26.640 pixels it looks like pac-man is getting fucked by one of the ghosts that's eating the little

00:50:31.220 drops around the screen it's horrible i'm in 240p sometimes it sinks down to 160 and i'm just

00:50:36.380 watching a blob two blobs interact on the screen what's good where the fuck is the wi-fi you need

00:50:42.680 to call spectrum as no spectrum immediately and that's a very powerful case organize hey danny

00:50:49.320 when are we getting the fiber danny come on you said a month in a month four months ago

00:50:54.180 you say that guy james one more fucking time and i'll break my computer yeah here's my last note

00:51:00.840 on the point situation i got i got one okay so i there's what i've come to the realization no

00:51:06.400 pun intended yeah no yes pun intended all right um is that there's a difference between making

00:51:12.460 love and just

00:51:14.040 fuck him. I'm just going to say it.

00:51:16.320 There's a strong difference.

00:51:18.280 You're in a relationship. I bet you can vouch.

00:51:21.280 Sometimes

00:51:21.720 it varies. 100%.

00:51:24.160 You still want to do that, right? You still want to get your

00:51:26.300 freak on. Shout out to Jordy.

00:51:32.020 Yo, him looking at Spencer looking around like

00:51:34.320 I didn't mean to say that.

00:51:38.660 Oh, it's fine, dude.

00:51:40.120 He's protected, bro.

00:51:42.120 He's good

00:51:42.840 I'm sorry guys

00:51:44.180 Easy champ

00:51:45.640 There's a difference though

00:51:48.980 Okay

00:51:49.340 Why is this show so good dude

00:51:57.300 Do you ever think of that

00:51:58.780 Like even while we're recording it

00:52:00.160 I'll tell you what I think about

00:52:02.940 I'll tell you what I think about

00:52:04.660 No offense Adam Carolla

00:52:06.640 But I think about how when I went on

00:52:09.020 Adam Carolla's show and I was like

00:52:10.380 this is this is one of the most boring things i've done in my life what watch watch this watch

00:52:17.480 my episode on his show and by the way adam seems like a good dude is it your episode because come

00:52:23.360 on dude adam crowe is from the man show so how long like okay so how long does that hold up

00:52:28.080 before people are like wait a second yo this shit's fucking boring because because you may

00:52:32.260 say the same about an npr special what i listened one of the best npr specials i ever listened to

00:52:38.420 was a 45-minute monologue.

00:52:41.280 One person talking about how it was possible

00:52:44.240 to cook microwavable pizzas in the dishwasher.

00:52:47.920 45 fucking minutes.

00:52:49.800 And it was very interesting to me.

00:52:51.520 You may think otherwise,

00:52:52.680 so let's not all put all the people in the same pot.

00:52:55.200 There's a crowd out there that loves Adam Carolla.

00:52:57.160 Shout out Adam Carolla.

00:52:57.840 You're a fucking legend.

00:52:58.620 He's easy.

00:53:00.100 Before you never get invited on another show,

00:53:01.720 we can't cross from our goddamn podcast.

00:53:03.880 Yo, do you know how much I've benefited

00:53:07.220 from like being on other shows you know you we got it man no god no what i'm saying i'm saying

00:53:14.900 i'm saying we as individuals and this is something i've learned over time as my five plus years in

00:53:20.760 entertainment and digital media we as individuals and ourselves as the creators hold the most power

00:53:28.180 as far as like who we're going to become not like reliant on like and it depends who you ask but

00:53:33.160 like collaborations yes great but every time something great happens in my life because of

00:53:39.360 a piece of media it's like we made it yeah we did it you know what i'm saying for sure anyways

00:53:43.140 the last point i was gonna put is uh i i think i think it's a i think porn is a stages thing

00:53:49.180 in life unless you're like some like say like crazy dude that's just his whole life like i

00:53:54.020 remember from like 16 until like my mid-20s like i was watching a lot and then and now i now i use

00:54:00.660 porn solely as a um not a recruitment it slightly sometimes a recruitment tool for the night shift

00:54:08.180 the recruitment tool for the night shift and also just for my own selfish pleasures yes but but

00:54:12.140 number two and the biggest one is as a um it's almost like say you had a marathon coming up

00:54:17.940 you would you train for it like every day you hop on the elliptical yeah it's just me clearing out

00:54:24.680 the tubes bro like i don't want to be in those situations where i'm like 2020 like i gotta get

00:54:29.160 i gotta get like i'm trying to i don't want to be it desensitizes you exactly

00:54:34.800 that's what i'm getting at that's where it can be dangerous so shout out you know hey if you're

00:54:38.520 out there and you're thinking about not jerking off you don't have to but also shout out greg

00:54:42.920 lansky i love your work that was a good psa wasn't it that was good dude you're thinking

00:54:50.260 about jerking off i want you to know you don't have you don't have to you don't have to you

00:54:55.140 really don't have to okay there's a route out yo yo yo i've read a comment i've read a comment on

00:55:00.260 on last uh episode by the way if you haven't seen last episode um and it said it's funny how

00:55:07.480 on the 100th episode we were talking about you you were talking about me being a sex addict

00:55:11.760 and on the last episode i'm saying i'm 100 asexual like yo life is about waves yes and we

00:55:17.920 traded about ways traded places because during the 100th episode i was chilling and now i'm

00:55:22.500 i'm out of my fucking mind i can't like i'm losing it sometimes the way out of the wave

00:55:26.900 is just realizing you are addicted though like if you use the word addicted like what's going

00:55:31.100 on with the puns right now no but like if you if you're watching if you're like watching porn and

00:55:36.620 you you literally can't go without it like you're in bed and you're like i have to watch porn

00:55:41.740 then it's like and you realize holy shit i'm addicted to porn and then sometimes you that's

00:55:48.180 that was the moment for me where i stopped i was like i like finding things that i like think i

00:55:54.020 need and then finding out i don't need it like food and water yeah yeah i haven't been eating

00:55:59.020 or drinking for the last 17 days did you get to a point where you were like i must whack it like

00:56:04.080 yo guys we gotta we gotta move on stuck in the dick sand once again i must whack it

00:56:09.540 um well can we can we have this very quick conversation uh boys only episodes what what

00:56:17.920 the fuck is good what what is what is i've been thinking i literally every day go to sleep and

00:56:23.720 the last thing on my mind and the first thing i wake up in the morning is when's the next guy's

00:56:27.380 only episode it's the only thing i want to do have we gotten to a point where we need to go to one

00:56:31.960 fucking guest a week i'm not asking you to i'm asking that yeah we should ask you guys dylan's

00:56:38.540 shaking his head he's shaking his head no but you look at the views on the guys only episodes

00:56:42.020 makes it special it's true makes it special yeah but makes it that dude i'll be honest with you

00:56:46.780 us three we could do this shit seven days a fucking week and pop 500 to 750 k a day not if

00:56:52.680 we don't it's like it's like what if you watch porn once a week versus twice and then that one

00:56:57.100 is more special listen i'm advocating for seven days a week okay so whose side are you look i'm

00:57:03.500 we we need some sort of clickbait does anyone have something that we can talk about i don't

00:57:07.440 know how about any of the things we talked about amazonia burning porn addiction lamar

00:57:13.240 odom being the best basketball player of all time amazon fire porn and beetles like what do you need

00:57:18.740 what else do you need and we got another 50 000 topics for tomorrow we do the same shit but

00:57:22.540 instead we're going to interview somebody who plays with fucking caterpillars who i don't know

00:57:28.620 i just made that up what the fuck can we just run this shit ourselves you know who we have coming on

00:57:32.240 next week you know that girl who just popped off on youtube and lives in the bus yeah she's coming

00:57:37.260 on bro wow yeah she's dope i told her she got a pet snake called alfredo he's white yeah i made

00:57:42.520 i said uh no you didn't i i told you that you wanted to come on the show because studio 71

00:57:47.780 told me and then you reached out you didn't yeah i did i pulled the text up i think i could vouch

00:57:52.840 for that he uh he was i don't even know why i said listen the point is she got a pet snake

00:57:58.780 named alfred i was like bring the snake on she said uh she can't because the snake is shedding

00:58:03.480 he's got he's got an agenda he's got an agenda the frick you gotta shed hey i don't do phone

00:58:08.720 calls you guys you guys in that you guys on that wave oh yeah for sure well i i don't like phone

00:58:14.540 calls if someone's really just being too persistent you know i'm saying like my like i'm gonna just

00:58:20.300 say my dad calls me five times a day dad i love you dad you gave birth to me i used to be a sperm

00:58:24.980 of yours but i don't do phone calls i'd much rather just text and get out of the way really

00:58:30.800 just quick on my schedule my agenda i got texts right here just lined up for days mike has 278

00:58:37.460 unread messages want to know one of the most tricky things too i don't know if you guys have

00:58:41.220 this situation but we got whatsapp we got telegram and we got text and there's some people who like

00:58:46.820 hop on telegram i'm like how many of these apps are that's a real thing yes it's because it's

00:58:52.020 like that international talk right people don't want stuff getting stolen yeah oh true but yeah

00:58:58.060 man what is the right time to call someone so okay for example this is important this actually

00:59:02.420 there's value in this conversation because like think about it like charlie jordan i'll use this

00:59:06.260 example charlie jordan has texted me the past five days every single day to say the following

00:59:11.860 i need four more peach pieces for my couch for my love sex actionals to make it a four and five to

00:59:18.040 an eight eight and ten and every day i read the text i said to myself this is this is not even

00:59:23.760 top 20 on priorities right now and i put my phone back down and i shout out charlie jordan i love

00:59:28.040 you but i'm really fast and by the way quick and by the way partially because she already has a

00:59:32.440 couch i already got her one like so i'm not super amped oh she's double just want more and so like

00:59:38.080 and so like at what point does charlie say you know what this motherfucker like not even the main

00:59:43.280 host of the the best spot like no i'm calling him and get on the phone with me like last night

00:59:47.880 candace the at candace had the similar issue at hide she didn't even call me she came and attacked

00:59:52.160 me at the club she saw me at the club she punched me in the face wow about a love about love section

00:59:57.900 couch is six weeks late because it was back ordered because she got the charcoal charcoal

01:00:01.820 velvet i don't fuck yeah that's a big mistake i'm familiar with the velvet oh candace is great

01:00:06.480 dude almost at a million shut up uh all right but it's interesting the persistence in some people

01:00:11.120 that's what i do admire is the person who's like still texting you after you haven't replied for

01:00:15.460 like six months has that ever happened well emphasis for sure there's like one or two people

01:00:20.240 that just like they'll do anything yeah but some dude sometimes that that's been me i don't i won't

01:00:24.840 go six months but yeah i've i've i've quadruple texted before yeah on like a girl or like whatever

01:00:33.500 it is maybe it was like even trying to lock down a guest for impulsive and it's not it's i do it

01:00:38.280 in a funny way like classic logan like i deflect with comedy because it it it lightens the mood a

01:00:42.640 little bit versus me just like being the guy that's just like poking you i'll like i'll tickle

01:00:45.640 you it definitely dampens the mood when someone gets pissed you know what i'm saying what do you

01:00:49.780 Like when people get really actually pissed

01:00:52.340 I've tried texting you multiple times

01:00:55.980 I need you to understand

01:00:57.400 Now it's just disrespectful

01:00:58.260 But at the same time

01:00:59.180 Maybe that's them gathering a million people for the march

01:01:01.920 And actually taking action

01:01:04.100 Because otherwise I'm just going to keep putting my phone down

01:01:05.840 Here's a life hack

01:01:06.700 You send the first text

01:01:09.040 It gets left unread

01:01:11.220 On scene, whatever it is

01:01:12.820 They don't respond, they ignore you

01:01:14.420 Text two, say mom

01:01:17.380 Question mark

01:01:18.020 I'd do that sometimes

01:01:19.600 Mom?

01:01:20.880 Lunch?

01:01:22.140 You could say lunch

01:01:23.040 Text three?

01:01:24.900 Dad?

01:01:26.880 That's so good

01:01:27.740 If that hasn't worked

01:01:28.760 You're fucked

01:01:29.340 No, no

01:01:30.300 You got one more shot

01:01:32.020 Text four should be like

01:01:33.660 A little bit like

01:01:34.400 Hey, I don't mean to bother you

01:01:36.900 I do know you're not either of my parents

01:01:38.960 It was just like a joke

01:01:39.900 And then back to your original intent

01:01:42.660 And then after that

01:01:43.760 Give it up

01:01:44.180 I've done that before

01:01:45.460 And it's worked

01:01:46.780 i think it was with a girl like this like two three years ago and and it worked bro i closed

01:01:51.420 like yeah don't give up on your dreams kids the nice thing about living living back in like the

01:01:57.680 50s like when mike was just in his prime people people could kind of like approach you on the

01:02:06.280 street that was the only way they could really get to you right but now it's like you have 75

01:02:11.600 messages a day you got whatsapp you got 14 notifications coming in per second in your

01:02:17.460 instagrams it's overwhelming i think some i i've had this happen in the last week so i'm glad we're

01:02:22.520 talking about people have gotten a little pissed at me for not responding on time and i'm like yo

01:02:27.300 if you just knew what was going on in my life right now i can't say this because i sound like

01:02:32.280 dig like read read the unread emails mike has 140,902 unread emails 140,000 i have 281 unread

01:02:41.900 texts that does not include my other gmail or my business on the town side there are literally

01:02:47.360 days where by the way scooter bronze like money guy texts me and it just gets lost in the abyss

01:02:53.160 it's never like i it's never like i intentionally am ignoring you it's just my say i think you're

01:02:58.740 probably feeling the same thing i cannot keep up can i can i ever bro i want to put a request out

01:03:04.660 uh to apple right now is there a way priority no just like is there a way to mark a text

01:03:10.920 that like i maybe you read it and you're like i need to respond to this later but it takes a

01:03:14.940 little more brain power than me just shooting up something off the cuff right now like like

01:03:18.960 that'd be so great flag it or like uh you can only respond later when i swipe right it just

01:03:23.660 says hide alerts or delete yeah right it's tough like i'm surprised i haven't come up with that

01:03:27.420 yet. Yeah, that's weird. That would save

01:03:29.300 a lot. That would save a lot. Remember that girl,

01:03:31.220 Danny? Our assistant.

01:03:33.080 Yeah, she... She was great.

01:03:35.280 She's gone now, huh? She left, dude.

01:03:36.720 She went to get you more water. Oh, really? She went to get Mike more

01:03:39.240 water. No problem.

01:03:40.920 This has been great. This was good. Are we still going?

01:03:43.500 Yeah, it seemed... Yeah.

01:03:45.220 I mean, has it been an hour? It's been two hours, I think.

01:03:48.220 Hour and five?

01:03:48.880 I just want to talk about this

01:03:50.520 one thing real quick, and then we can go to the audio

01:03:52.860 only, which is going to be great. True.

01:03:55.420 Dwayne Johnson, tops Forbes'

01:03:56.660 highest paid actors list again do y'all do y'all have any idea how much money he made uh i'm gonna

01:04:04.860 say somewhere in the 80 million mike

01:04:07.980 six 80 million somewhere in the 80 million okay good guess you're both right 89 million

01:04:19.020 89.4 million dollars good god that's like 73.6 billion euros

01:04:24.400 you are on astute observation okay chris hemsworth is number two 76.4 million robert

01:04:34.000 downey jr 66 million i'm sorry i gotta stop you here is that jackie chan at number the dude hasn't

01:04:40.380 made a movie since six not in america not in america oh it's global it's the global list

01:04:45.100 he's balling out dude he has made some beast i will say this though i'm actually surprised at

01:04:50.780 how low this is 89.4 and i'll tell you why 89.4 million dollars is a lot of money

01:04:58.840 but dwayne johnson is one of the biggest stars on the planet and mind you i would bet he makes

01:05:07.100 more money he may he probably makes another 50 million from sponsorships yeah endorsements

01:05:13.840 partnerships i don't know because a lot of his partnerships bro like under armor he just

01:05:18.380 partnered with Voss he gets $700,000 per episode on ballers that's insane but that's that's part

01:05:25.680 of this I don't think so yeah he's an actor yeah for sure oh I thought I was just including his

01:05:30.460 movies no no for sure so I'm saying I'm saying he probably makes a decent amount of money of

01:05:35.360 of his uh partnerships but all right I don't want to say this without sounding like crazy cocky

01:05:42.460 coming from someone who's like tasted like millions,

01:05:47.280 tens of millions of dollars worth of income.

01:05:50.840 And by the way,

01:05:51.900 me being like 22,

01:05:53.420 23,

01:05:53.780 24,

01:05:54.200 like still a child.

01:05:55.620 And I see this and I'm like,

01:05:57.660 I,

01:05:58.080 I just feel like he should be making so much more money because I think about

01:06:04.620 it when you're an actor,

01:06:05.420 you're an employee.

01:06:06.480 How can he,

01:06:07.620 how can he create something that is a standalone business that will make him a billionaire how

01:06:14.880 will Dwayne Johnson become a billionaire he's he's he's on his way I think he's on his way

01:06:18.180 he's working on like tequila yeah yeah yeah exactly but like I'm wondering how many like

01:06:22.300 Under Armour partnerships and Voss partnerships how much how much stake do you think he has in

01:06:28.380 Voss you that's where that's where I think he's going to be make his his I think yeah I think

01:06:36.240 seven bucks production i think his production studio is going to be be the big breadwinner

01:06:40.140 he's getting into international business too like working in china yeah the other question too a lot

01:06:46.060 of times is don't always assume that the person wants that do you know what i'm saying there's a

01:06:50.920 lot of people there's a lot of people on that list right there who are completely happy with

01:06:54.440 their income and they don't want to dabble in building new businesses one thing i'd be interested

01:06:58.640 to see no like i was again i'll use dj as an example like it's very clear this man just wants

01:07:03.820 to like take over the world but i'm just saying like for example someone who's not that far below

01:07:08.320 him robert downey jr yeah true rdj dude he's chilling he's iron man you think he gives a

01:07:14.340 fuck about a new sock company that could put him in the billionaires right maybe he doesn't care

01:07:18.080 all i'm saying is this that and then the other thing is it saddens me that this list isn't flipped

01:07:22.880 see this is crazy let me tell you why well let's let's you have had to

01:07:31.340 fuck i hate saying this but you have had to belt loop my arms and my legs and drag me to

01:07:38.880 the motherfucking cinema to watch a duane rock johnson movie they are terrible they are terrible

01:07:44.160 and i and and with i am so sorry please don't beat me up and i'm sorry to universal the last

01:07:49.220 fast and furious was watchable but they are horrible the movie rampage made me wanted to

01:07:55.560 eat my own shit like i don't know how else to say it what about the movie made you want to go

01:08:03.100 eat shit curious logan knows the one line he'll say it right they hopped in a helicopter

01:08:10.400 from like 120 story building and the helicopter didn't work and the building was collapsing

01:08:15.860 and they they fell 120 stories and when they landed they got out of the helicopter and they

01:08:21.980 go wow i can't believe we survived that by the way one of one of 100 cheesy lines and we we all

01:08:30.800 took notes and one of my notes was like how many cities can dwayne johnson say before he's like

01:08:35.560 this is the same movie uh there was there was why are the monsters covered in this like i don't know

01:08:42.100 this is a horrible example but the point is this

01:08:44.420 the

01:08:46.180 story arc

01:08:47.960 and the narrative needs a bit of work

01:08:50.740 like think about this

01:08:52.940 Will Smith

01:08:53.860 The Pursuit of Happiness

01:08:55.660 7 pounds

01:08:57.540 7 pounds

01:08:58.840 hold on hold on

01:09:01.520 I'm talking about career here I am legend

01:09:03.920 these movies are

01:09:05.680 the dude you watch him and you're like

01:09:08.280 this man is a walking

01:09:10.240 acting

01:09:11.640 legend bro paul paul rudd comedic genius adam sandler me bradley bradley cooper

01:09:21.480 fucking uh silver linings playbook what i'm getting at here what i'm getting at here the

01:09:26.900 final point is this this list and why dwayne johnson is above will smith is the same reason

01:09:36.760 that drake is better than the beatles full circle right back bringing it home to the taste of social

01:09:45.480 of the today's social climate okay people want to watch dwayne rock johnson control a black hawk

01:09:51.760 helicopter with his arms okay and and then get off the tractor trailer and say i can't believe

01:09:58.400 that worked neither can we neither can fucking wait when will smith is changing the god dang

01:10:04.940 game with these fucking movies and people are just like yeah man but the rock johnson did beat

01:10:09.420 a man to death with a large stone in that last movie and that was pretty cool let's give him all

01:10:13.800 the fucking money yeah it does it does show what kind of content people want to consume what do we

01:10:18.780 got here i i have the notes that i wrote down for rampage i'll just read three of them did dave and

01:10:23.880 busters pay ad money to have their arcade destroyed i know there was a prominent dave and busters and

01:10:28.520 it just got fucking obliterated and they did pay of course credible yeah how many cities does dwayne

01:10:32.500 johnson have to say before he realizes he's doing the same movie over and over again

01:10:35.800 after falling 85 stories and crash landing in a helicopter dj was quick to proclaim

01:10:40.920 i need a drink how will he be able to process alcohol if he still has a bullet lodged his liver

01:10:46.380 this is more here but it's just i i don't know man it's hey but go watch the skyscraper i heard

01:10:54.060 it was worse yo but hey but yo that dude could probably do a lot of push-ups all right guys

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01:11:12.640 Here we are

01:11:15.000 Damn

01:11:16.640 There's just a list of people I don't want to see in public

01:11:18.820 Right now I just am on a

01:11:20.740 Rampage to Connor McGregor

01:11:22.660 The Rock oh fucking

01:11:24.420 Who else even today oh because we do we talk

01:11:26.500 A lot of Dan Bilzerian wait what

01:11:28.760 Just because I suppose

01:11:30.320 Oh, so let's just dive into this really quick

01:11:31.900 because people are asking on the night shift a lot.

01:11:35.660 Supposedly, from what I've heard,

01:11:37.840 Dan's mad because of how Katie and Amanda

01:11:41.000 were portrayed on the night shift.

01:11:42.900 Oh, I didn't do anything wrong.

01:11:45.640 And by the way, I've never hooked up

01:11:47.800 with any of the Ignite girls,

01:11:48.860 at least not the top tier.

01:11:50.680 And so like, I'm curious as to why Dan has this,

01:11:53.420 because the last thing I need

01:11:54.460 is to not be able to get into that fucking Halloween party.

01:11:56.460 That would ruin my night.

01:11:58.460 And I'd have to go home and watch porn.

01:11:59.760 I think I think you'd be OK just because I'm tight with Dan and I like Dan and Dan likes me.

01:12:06.580 And I think he'd probably make a pass for my potato headed friend.

01:12:09.820 I think he'd be all right.

01:12:10.880 Katie said the same thing.

01:12:11.880 Katie Bell said the same thing last night.

01:12:13.260 And it's just like it's like seems like there's going to be an army of people at his door like we want Mike.

01:12:17.380 And I feel like he's just going to grab me with one of his arms and crush me.

01:12:22.160 It's dangerous situation, too, because I mean, the photos I see from there, it's like a lot of weapons, too.

01:12:27.440 Oh, endless.

01:12:28.860 Oh, future.

01:12:29.760 characteristic rail gun yeah every guard has one of those dude yeah yeah you gotta lock it down

01:12:36.120 it might be better to just stay home and watch porn because then you'll still maintain your

01:12:39.320 penis yeah shot off or maybe they'll like live stream the party yeah speaking of penai yeah

01:12:45.860 what do we got one dude that fucking it's nice when you're not having sex dude to be honest with

01:12:51.420 you and not drinking because you know you ain't gonna do anything dumb and just catch a std right

01:12:56.520 quick like i got no worries i got no worries your dick just chilling chilling like a villain we

01:13:02.360 started down this path the other day it didn't go no i don't even want no no just i was gonna

01:13:06.680 make the one it's short i in my sobriety we didn't touch on this in the episode but we've been super

01:13:12.280 sober and i was also gonna bring up the fact that also hannah stocking is as well right now there's

01:13:16.480 a bunch of people on this little grind with us shout out hannah stocking but in my sobriety

01:13:20.420 i started using rubbers bro that's right because one i'm not trashed and just throwing it in like

01:13:27.600 a psycho but two i need a little bit of layer there because i feel everything right now wow

01:13:33.020 i feel everything and so the last thing i want is you know to finally get the girl in my dreams

01:13:37.600 that just you know peed another girl's mouth and she finally comes over to have sex with me and i

01:13:42.580 and i am obliterated in two seconds bro two pump chump there's some girls though that like that's

01:13:48.580 just inevitable dude especially like i had this one girl she knows who she is just i mean premature

01:13:55.980 ejaculation is the staple of our relationship you know who it is only because there's so much

01:14:00.960 sexual tension over years and years of chemistry and knowing each other and finally we've been

01:14:07.660 able to like act on and by the way this this was like a year ago but it's i never got over the hump

01:14:13.320 she is so hot and i well i never got i never got i never got past uh that mindset where i was able

01:14:19.560 to divide and conquer i always was just divided how how how far can we go with this zero no more

01:14:27.280 can i use a pun no because you said that before in the episode reveal the answer and not only

01:14:34.980 does your pun suck but it will it will reveal let me put let me just i got this one let me

01:14:39.960 no no no sometimes if you spend a little bit more time seasoning the steak before you throw it on

01:14:46.560 the grill you can get the steak to a place where it's happy about where it is without as much

01:14:54.760 grilling where the hell are you going i understand you got it i understand it so like but my question

01:15:00.660 that's all i get it i get it but what if yeah what if the steak is from some bunk-ass cow in

01:15:07.940 missouri and it's just it's just a stake you don't even want to and i know that this is true

01:15:14.700 because i've heard it from multiple sources and you have yes oh yes dude we're talking about the

01:15:20.000 same girl of course bro and you don't know to me yeah yeah and we don't need to whisper like yeah

01:15:24.240 like i knew it dude and it's just like bro damn a gas mask you've heard it from multiple yes not

01:15:30.420 a gas mask no like what do you you what do you do so that you can get you're getting you you just

01:15:34.820 you bro you admire her her face i don't think that'll help she's yeah but she's pretty

01:15:41.500 yeah she is really pretty she is really pretty but y'all like there's nothing i can do over

01:15:49.820 if you're listening out there and you are from a a bunk farm in missouri maybe hire a groundskeeper

01:15:58.080 hire a groundskeeper take a look at maybe what kind of chemicals are going in the grass or

01:16:03.040 grazing i love how every time you do this there is that one person in a bunk farm

01:16:08.720 you're seeing those comments yo yo there's always someone bro it happens every time they're like

01:16:16.500 it's always some random if you're out there in yugoslavia like there will be that person i'm

01:16:21.220 from yugoslavia and i found this offensive someone has been making videos when i do it

01:16:25.720 there was a kid and it was the time i said you know like if you're just some guy out there

01:16:31.760 sitting in some small town in Idaho

01:16:33.920 eating Cheez-Its right now.

01:16:35.340 And he made a video of him eating Cheez-Its

01:16:37.900 and he just stops and one falls out of his mouth

01:16:40.600 and he just looks at the TV for like 30 seconds.

01:16:44.100 He's like,

01:16:45.200 but like, yo, I get shit from Idaho all the time

01:16:49.060 because I always use Idaho.

01:16:51.580 And Idaho is stunning.

01:16:53.720 It is so beautiful.

01:16:54.600 You've been to Des Moines?

01:16:55.880 Me and Mac went there.

01:16:56.760 That's Iowa.

01:16:57.840 That's what I said.

01:16:58.360 No, that's what I said.

01:16:59.560 it was iowa he was it was my fault fuck dude i got your back bro i got your back i was boring

01:17:07.160 as hell so you're fucked not des moines i got a lot of i was gonna hate not if i ever campaign

01:17:13.460 for a president and you love corn too don't you no i'm not a fan oh anymore i used to what about

01:17:19.520 mace what about mace the rapper no i don't use mace on people another story

01:17:27.320 maybe this doesn't matter it was the same it was the same topic the other night when i told you

01:17:32.780 that girl right you were going to bed at like 10 30 and i had a girl over and uh we were we were we

01:17:39.780 all had a conversation with you and her and evan everybody's hanging out and i came up to you and

01:17:43.000 i said this sucks bro this girl's not gonna hook up with me and i said and you said i said mike

01:17:50.420 i think you're wrong oh i said mike i've read her energy and you're a stud by the way i think you

01:17:59.100 got this so stick in there and get in the game and i slapped him on his ass and sent him off

01:18:04.460 and he was so right yes he was so right and i but it was just i'm just trying to think like

01:18:09.140 how this becomes applicable for the listeners and not just a random story it's like don't give up

01:18:14.060 yeah don't give up bro but like from gold man but also but also like don't not stop if you're

01:18:22.380 so i'm like like fuck dude but like you are so right like it's so i think the biggest story

01:18:29.400 there is like it's so weird how it's difficult to judge a freak almost like our friend

01:18:35.900 true jordy oh it's like our friend true jordy seems like a real down-to-earth guy

01:18:45.180 a real straight shooter a real straight shooter and he

01:18:48.820 turned out to just be a freakily dude this girl he's just spraying from the head

01:18:53.780 all right we gotta go we gotta go can we can we reiterate if you are listening to this and

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01:19:15.160 listening now because i don't know why dude like the energy when it's us dude is is i can't even

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 23, 2019

E114 IS DRAKE BETTER THAN THE BEATLES？ - IMPAULSIVE EP. 114

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