Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 06, 2019


E120 IS LOGAN PAUL READY FOR HIS FIRST PROFESSIONAL FIGHT AGAINST KSI？ - IMPAULSIVE EP. 120

E117 NIPSEY HUSSLE CONVINCED GASHI TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL - IMPAULSIVE EP. 117 E175 LOGAN PAUL AND MIKE SETTLE THE BEEF - IMPAULSIVE EP. 175

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00:02:12.740 On the undercard, we want world championship boxing.
00:02:15.660 We don't want other YouTubers and celebrities.
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00:02:21.480 And if we're going to bring them in,
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00:02:25.560 Damn.
00:02:26.040 Wow.
00:02:26.400 No YouTubers on the undercard?
00:02:29.580 Ready, Onder?
00:02:36.220 I don't know how you're going to pop Zoom with that glass in your hand.
00:02:39.040 Yo, do you think Onder's become, like, distracted by his love life?
00:02:45.940 I don't know if we can talk about this.
00:02:47.320 Like, look at him, dude.
00:02:47.940 He's smiling, dude.
00:02:49.100 He's just happy.
00:02:50.120 Oh, we're not supposed to talk about this?
00:02:51.560 Nah, he shook his head.
00:02:52.360 Oh, fuck.
00:02:53.580 Hey, welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.
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00:02:59.980 Did you say you're on a water fast?
00:03:01.480 Yeah.
00:03:01.960 Why?
00:03:02.280 I'm doing it.
00:03:03.360 I just feel like it, bro.
00:03:04.560 How many days?
00:03:04.940 After Bolivia, I was eating some weird stuff down there, I think.
00:03:07.860 So I was just feeling a little off.
00:03:09.200 How many days are you doing a water fast?
00:03:11.420 Probably five.
00:03:12.420 Seems a bit much, Spencer.
00:03:14.240 A little three to five days?
00:03:15.080 Fuck!
00:03:15.480 Somewhere in there.
00:03:16.280 Seems that five-day juice cleanses are hard.
00:03:19.700 Are you doing just water?
00:03:20.960 Yeah.
00:03:21.320 Man, what the?
00:03:22.360 No offense, but you vegans do some weird shit.
00:03:25.060 Yeah, bro.
00:03:26.080 Gotta heal the gut, man.
00:03:27.060 I'm trying to live to like 200.
00:03:28.500 Is that the way though?
00:03:29.700 Yeah,
00:03:30.320 you have to.
00:03:31.300 So if your body is bogged down by food and it's digesting all the time,
00:03:35.480 it can't heal.
00:03:36.460 The cells need time to heal.
00:03:39.140 And so when you're drinking water,
00:03:40.420 it allows the cells to heal,
00:03:41.540 bro.
00:03:41.820 Speaking of a five day water fast being hard,
00:03:45.080 that's not the only thing that's hard for you vegans.
00:03:47.140 We were just talking about this.
00:03:48.460 Yeah.
00:03:48.960 What was this study you found?
00:03:49.980 Yeah.
00:03:50.100 There's some,
00:03:50.660 so I got invited to James Cameron.
00:03:53.740 He had a film premiere for the game changers.
00:03:55.960 Loved his movie Titanic.
00:03:57.060 and avatar.
00:03:58.640 He's just a great guy overall.
00:04:00.280 Did you know they're making, I think,
00:04:01.880 two, three, and four avatars?
00:04:04.120 You can't just say something like that.
00:04:05.600 Yeah, what are you saying?
00:04:06.360 There's a trilogy of avatars in the works.
00:04:09.920 You didn't know that?
00:04:11.540 What?
00:04:12.400 We stay mostly in the YouTube drama.
00:04:14.600 What do you think the total budget for that?
00:04:16.100 Probably a billion plus.
00:04:17.900 Probably more.
00:04:19.320 Anyways, you were hanging out with James.
00:04:20.820 We got invited.
00:04:21.820 I went with Johannes and my lovely lady, Angel.
00:04:24.800 and uh so about halfway through the film it's it's a it's a film about plant-based athletes so
00:04:31.140 people that are like gold medalists strongest man in the world is vegan um all these different
00:04:36.540 cool people and uh like three quarters of the way in they had these college athletes and guys from
00:04:41.920 the miami dolphins go in to get blood work and then they had these like rings attached to their
00:04:46.840 penis at night to measure because when you're sleeping you're gonna you guys know you get
00:04:50.660 Sometimes you wake up with morning wood, right?
00:04:52.140 I heard it's every 90 minutes you get hard.
00:04:54.080 Yeah, you get a little erection.
00:04:55.280 So they measured the chart, and so they fed them burritos that were meat burritos one night
00:05:01.060 and then plant-based burritos the next night.
00:05:03.860 And between the two nights, there was a 300% on average increase in boners
00:05:09.340 and the strength of the boner.
00:05:12.880 What?
00:05:13.480 Yeah, strong, bro.
00:05:14.620 I'm curious.
00:05:15.560 I'm curious.
00:05:16.380 Strong veggie dicks.
00:05:17.680 I'm curious about one thing in the scientific process here, and that's variables, okay?
00:05:23.680 Yeah.
00:05:24.140 This seems like a variable heavy test.
00:05:25.720 They probably fed them a meat burrito the first night and then just sent them to their hotel room.
00:05:29.880 Second night, all right, guys, we're going to give you a burrito filled with grass,
00:05:33.000 but then you're going to watch Pornhub for three hours before you go to fucking bed.
00:05:37.620 Also, there's only one night each.
00:05:38.560 Well, they've done this study hundreds of times, so they've—
00:05:42.180 And veggie boners are stronger, man.
00:05:44.980 Stronger and longer.
00:05:45.740 stronger longer and more frequent we talked about this before it's just a weapon dude
00:05:51.260 if you're i know you've been going through some things should i be vegan bro yes wait all right
00:05:58.840 let's unpack this the going through some things thing but i want to make one more point on the
00:06:02.380 vegan boners a lot of times so you you're saying you've got a stronger weapon when you're vegan
00:06:08.680 right but my question is i love this question bro let's see a weapon is only as efficient as the man
00:06:14.740 firing that fucker, right?
00:06:16.720 And so, say you've got an ultra-hard-on boner
00:06:19.620 because you're a vegan.
00:06:20.620 You've got a crazy grass-fed, you know, vegan boner.
00:06:23.920 I don't know if it's grass-fed, but all right.
00:06:25.640 But it's supported by a caring and compassionate lover man.
00:06:31.080 But, say the girl that you're hooking up with
00:06:33.900 don't want no compassionate lover man.
00:06:35.340 She wants a hot girl summer type man.
00:06:37.920 She wants to be taking to Poundtown, bro.
00:06:39.460 Yeah, she wants to go down to Poundtown.
00:06:40.200 And so, do you treat her with compassion?
00:06:41.760 You two would have, yeah, you skrt.
00:06:43.060 You hit another, you go down another.
00:06:44.740 lane bro you get out of that real quick yeah no no it ain't a hot girl summer for y'all right now
00:06:50.360 dude not spencer's world he's got a grass-fed boner yeah i just i'm i've said it on this show
00:06:57.500 before man i've i'm i'm like legitimately asexual and like it's so weird because it's
00:07:02.960 it is such a departure from just one month ago i literally think i i hate to say this i think i
00:07:09.940 I fucked all the libido out of me in Ibiza.
00:07:13.120 I swear to God, I think, I think is it for sure.
00:07:16.320 Cause I'm terrified, man. And, and, um, I,
00:07:19.480 I had a girl buy me a dick pill as a joke. It's, it's cool.
00:07:24.600 Do you have it? Can you throw it to me?
00:07:27.340 It's called the, so first off,
00:07:30.400 these are one of the things you buy, uh, at the gas station, the buck buck.
00:07:34.160 I don't want, I don't even want to show it, but God, no, I'm going to show it.
00:07:37.940 Is that a syringe?
00:07:39.840 Look at this thing.
00:07:41.320 How do you?
00:07:42.380 So apparently they filled these up with whatever they want.
00:07:46.860 Like whatever they want.
00:07:47.840 It's like if they feel like putting dirt in them Sunday or like pepper.
00:07:51.000 And so you take these pills.
00:07:52.840 One capsule lasts for up to seven days, bro.
00:07:55.500 Oh, my God.
00:07:56.200 Bread season.
00:07:56.820 Hard for seven.
00:07:57.660 Amazing increase in thickness.
00:08:00.000 Maximized volume of ejaculate.
00:08:01.660 The point is maybe my solution is going vegan.
00:08:06.900 i'd rather die nah man i'm good with no boners the only thing that i've ever gotten from those
00:08:11.240 pills is just severe migraines bro and i know that one says no headaches that's our main marketing
00:08:17.200 point like yo if you take this pill you won't get a headache and you're supposed to celebrate that
00:08:21.040 dude those things don't fucking work so you've had your go at bro i've tried everything bro and
00:08:26.080 i'll be honest with you one like i think i took one of them one time and i was i found myself
00:08:29.820 like outside my house walking like a chicken like you never know what's gonna happen with
00:08:33.080 these fucking pills brother just they're giant yeah yeah they're crazy they looks like giant
00:08:37.400 syringes like you give that to someone who's bleeding out and hope it works i i hate to i
00:08:42.840 hate to use this so you wouldn't need like a nice vegan burrito to have a solid boner is that's
00:08:47.980 what you're telling me nah not why i'll never go back i don't know about that now i'll go back
00:08:54.600 yeah but you know the strongest man in the world is vegan so no the gold medal is not true i mean
00:09:00.240 one of the strongest men in the world is vegan.
00:09:02.800 He's broken multiple world records.
00:09:04.680 Kendrick Ferris, gold medalist.
00:09:06.060 I thought GP was the strongest man in the world.
00:09:11.280 I mean, I'm telling you, bro.
00:09:12.860 When you were at the peak, I don't even want to get into it.
00:09:14.940 I don't know.
00:09:15.300 I don't want to hurt feelings, all right?
00:09:16.980 Can I use my feelings, bro?
00:09:18.740 Yeah, you're a sensitive man.
00:09:19.880 Don't you know I'm a sociopath?
00:09:21.380 I have no feelings.
00:09:23.200 It's not true, man.
00:09:24.540 It's not true.
00:09:26.500 It's okay.
00:09:27.100 Maybe I'll just take Bluetooth from now on.
00:09:28.820 I'm just kidding.
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00:10:23.600 That's a fact.
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00:10:26.300 Oh, shit.
00:10:26.780 I wonder how many people listen to Impulsive on these.
00:10:28.640 You know, I still...
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00:10:34.280 I was going to say, it still isn't a Skullcandy.
00:10:36.540 What?
00:10:37.160 I know, that's weird, right?
00:10:37.960 What the fuck?
00:10:38.640 Hit like a button for like a loser or some shit.
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00:10:42.640 Ew, no.
00:10:43.140 Thank you.
00:10:43.460 Oh, Candy.
00:10:44.240 Dude, you're on a whack wave recently, Mike.
00:10:47.800 And let me branch off because before the show started,
00:10:51.480 our producer Brad came over to Mike.
00:10:53.840 He was checking the wires as per usual.
00:10:55.500 Yeah.
00:10:56.280 And out of nowhere, Brad, just a soft-spoken, nice, gentle Brad goes,
00:11:00.460 what the fuck, Mike?
00:11:01.700 And we're like, whoa!
00:11:04.080 Yes.
00:11:04.880 Brad just snapped on Mike.
00:11:06.440 We're like, yo, Brad, easy.
00:11:07.960 And then Brad's like, yo, there's hordes of gum under here, under the table.
00:11:12.600 And I forgot, Mike's been just stored.
00:11:15.140 He stores his gum under the table.
00:11:17.260 He sticks it under.
00:11:17.960 He's that kid.
00:11:19.020 And so I went and took a picture.
00:11:21.080 Look at this shit.
00:11:23.420 Look how much gum, Mike.
00:11:25.580 It's just been storing on the table.
00:11:27.360 I like to mark my territory, bro.
00:11:29.240 It's almost like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant.
00:11:31.660 I'd rather you do that.
00:11:32.600 I literally cannot.
00:11:34.200 Yeah, there's like a good solid dozen over on this side, too.
00:11:36.760 Because I started there, remember?
00:11:38.520 I have one in my mouth right now, and I want to take it out,
00:11:41.240 but I feel like I don't want to do it anymore.
00:11:44.880 What else does one do with gum?
00:11:46.660 Maybe throw it out, huh?
00:11:47.840 There's no garbage there.
00:11:48.920 Yeah, don't swallow it, too.
00:11:50.220 I heard if you swallow it, it takes like 80 years.
00:11:52.720 80, 70, 80 years.
00:11:56.320 This is probably why we're so sick in the house.
00:11:58.540 We're having a real influenza problem.
00:12:00.320 Horrifying.
00:12:00.940 I wanted to talk about this.
00:12:02.060 This is bad.
00:12:03.780 I woke up this morning, and by the way, quick side note,
00:12:07.220 I woke up this morning to the sound of fucking chainsaws at 7 a.m.
00:12:12.380 Let me talk to you quickly about-
00:12:14.980 Like two chainsaws were-
00:12:16.620 No, not two chains.
00:12:18.200 No, completely different.
00:12:19.160 Listen, Encino has a problem with fucking noise ordinance.
00:12:22.500 On the East Coast, where things are done properly, okay,
00:12:25.580 You can't use chainsaws till 8.30, 9 a.m.
00:12:28.300 Here, these motherfuckers fire off at 6.30 a.m., dude.
00:12:31.620 I was in the middle of having a good dream,
00:12:34.180 and I got awoken by 6.30 a.m. chainsaws, bro.
00:12:37.820 Neighbor Susie has a lot of dead trees.
00:12:39.840 She texted us, and she offered to have our dead trees removed as well.
00:12:43.960 Did we take the offer?
00:12:45.640 No.
00:12:47.040 And then I woke up, and I was sick.
00:12:48.480 I woke up, and I was sick as a whistle, dude.
00:12:50.800 I had a sore throat, and I was like,
00:12:53.220 I know exactly where I got this from.
00:12:54.820 this guy dude you know what my bro you have an immunosuppressant disorder you guys get so sick
00:13:01.100 all the time maybe maybe again maybe it's the vegan thing it's true i have a weak immune system
00:13:05.480 and i hate to say it yeah i hate to say it i i was i've been training hard last saturday we're
00:13:10.420 like you know let's switch it up it's saturday it's the sixth day of training of the week let's
00:13:14.460 go swimming so we went swimming and by the way swimming is my kryptonite i suck at it i sink
00:13:19.500 and uh so we did we did a bunch of laps and then we jumped in and out of the water for a couple
00:13:24.340 rounds and i think that's the one that fucked me because the water just public pool by the way
00:13:28.480 disgusting water just going in and out my nose my ears all my orifices just fucking plugged with
00:13:33.880 disgusting rancid pool water yeah mysterious fluids the next day i was you know congested
00:13:39.380 um and then it feels it feels like a couple inches of sludge or just at the bottom of my lungs
00:13:46.380 it sucks you see how first world me and spencer just got there you said public pool and spencer
00:13:51.820 I was actually more shocked
00:13:56.600 because I just realized
00:13:57.440 Logan's nipple is sticking out of the shirt.
00:13:59.120 What's good with that, bro?
00:13:59.820 I actually don't know.
00:14:01.080 I just realized that.
00:14:02.680 It's like a fucking pancake nipple, too.
00:14:04.720 It's not a normal human nipple.
00:14:06.160 I don't know.
00:14:06.920 I put on the shirt,
00:14:07.920 and I was like,
00:14:08.180 oh, no, a hole.
00:14:09.260 And then I realized
00:14:09.960 it's literally perfectly surrounding my nipple,
00:14:12.420 and I was like,
00:14:12.860 oh, that's not actually that bad.
00:14:14.360 Why don't you show the back of it, too?
00:14:16.320 He goes, oh, my God, a hole.
00:14:17.740 What are you wearing?
00:14:18.360 It looks like you had a run-in
00:14:19.960 with a barracuda before the fucking nipple.
00:14:21.260 Look out!
00:14:21.820 show what happened what happened to this shirt yo bucket list item everyone should have a bucket
00:14:26.680 list ride a barracuda uh i'm gonna add that i want to i want to fight a cougar i think i think
00:14:32.660 like an older woman um no no not like a wild mountain lion like a like an adolescent mountain
00:14:38.560 lion you know a lot of people get tattoos tattoos are cool right scars are cooler and if i could
00:14:45.340 just if i could time it perfectly to capture just a 45 degree scar down my eye right yeah like the
00:14:51.800 top of the brow yeah that'd be sick a little bit of the eyebrow you could easily run an entire prison
00:14:55.980 if you get that scar yeah like you could be the the guy that locks down one side for sure by the
00:15:00.940 way on the sickness thing here's what my mom would say it's all those dirty women do you think it's
00:15:07.020 the do you think we have dirty women that's what my mom says it all the time i'm done i'm done bro
00:15:12.740 my i never had dirty women in the first place like that it's just like it's like even your
00:15:17.680 super by the way super clean actress a-list women you guys are doing a shitty job guessing
00:15:22.540 on these girls he's got a-listers constantly a lot of them are sick as a fucking dog bro
00:15:28.440 who says that i appreciate you for talking up your boy but it was a little weird i just like
00:15:36.000 throwing the fans off bro yeah man do you do you tell girls before you hang out with them if you're
00:15:44.440 sick do you let them know or do you kind of keep it a secret if i'm really really sick i tried my
00:15:50.460 best not to because i that sucks when you have a girl come over you hang out all night like it
00:15:55.600 would happen more when i was partying because by the way we're on day 9 000 of sobriety no point
00:16:01.180 like 30 plus gone i'm so sober i don't even remember what drugs or alcohol are like it's
00:16:06.600 it's pretty good actually i'm super productive that's amazing but if i was at a club with
00:16:10.880 influenza which used to happen all the time you know influenza h1n1 swine flu whatever i would go
00:16:16.600 all the time then i'd be so drunk i'd be like yeah i mean she'll just take some pills she'll get over
00:16:21.560 it now i'm very mindful i'm like i don't want to get that girl sick she's got that job at oracle
00:16:27.220 that she's got to go to tomorrow at 9 a.m dude like i don't even know why she's here right now
00:16:31.360 does that ever stop them though because like i'll also put out the warning man and
00:16:35.320 i don't know if i've ever had a girl uh not come if i if i even if i tell them i'm sick
00:16:42.520 you know yeah like they don't care they're ruthless girls are savages man they'll sacrifice
00:16:48.160 their health for a good good old hang no for sure and you mean not come over yeah you said
00:16:52.580 yeah for sake of not getting oh you said not come yeah not come over you said you'd never
00:16:57.560 have a girl not come oh guys no i'm i'm i'm no longer like in in that lane anymore clean cut
00:17:02.940 But you're absolutely right.
00:17:04.300 Girls are notorious for not taking that advice
00:17:07.720 because I don't think it ever stopped any of them,
00:17:09.600 but at least you sent it out.
00:17:11.120 At least you sent out those vibes into the world.
00:17:13.580 Yeah, that's a karma thing.
00:17:15.220 It could be a power move, though,
00:17:16.120 if you let them know you're sick,
00:17:17.440 and then they have to wait.
00:17:20.540 Do you guys ever make them wait?
00:17:22.440 Sorry, is that English?
00:17:24.840 Can you do it in English?
00:17:25.700 No, that was Spanish.
00:17:26.560 I think what he's talking about is the hard-to-get game.
00:17:28.760 Yeah, exactly.
00:17:29.500 So if you let them know you're sick,
00:17:30.760 then they gotta they gotta work for it yeah and well and so like make them wait like an extra hour
00:17:35.760 two hours some shit nah that seems a little fucking crazy bro you brazy boy hey did you uh
00:17:41.700 you guys been keeping up with this fight stuff at all popped off by the way after we announced it
00:17:46.740 yeah what's going on i've talked about it a lot i've talked about it a lot um so i don't want to
00:17:50.560 reiterate too much but eddie hearn who is uh the boxing promoter again one of the biggest boxing
00:17:56.300 promoters in the world his company matchroom boxing uh actually bought the fight he said this
00:18:02.120 and this has been causing some noise on on twitter get those head guards off you want to fight this
00:18:08.180 is a real fight and we're down to 10 ounce gloves because now you know you enter the danger zone
00:18:15.140 of professional boxing not a gimmick of two guys on youtube in head guards with big gloves no no
00:18:21.900 this is a real fight on the undercard we want world championship boxing we don't want other
00:18:27.460 youtubers and celebrities no this is a chance for boxing to bring in new fans and if we're
00:18:32.860 going to bring them in we need to show them the greatness of our sport damn wow no youtubers on
00:18:38.600 the under is this all his idea where did the no headgear and the 10 ounce gloves where did that
00:18:42.900 all start i don't know i i asked for that last year it's one of the first things i said in my
00:18:47.800 video uh but i think it because it's a professional bow i think it was his idea i think i think he's
00:18:53.720 serious i don't think he he wants to make it like a legitimate professional card what did you have
00:18:57.880 to do to become and make it professional like is it is it like getting ordained as a minister like
00:19:04.200 you have to take a quiz to get a physical so i mean i had a physical about two months ago am i
00:19:08.220 pro boxer now no is that what you're fucking saying it's it's surprisingly like it's really
00:19:13.620 easy dude like i mean it's like a half day worth of exams okay pretty extensive exams they did
00:19:19.100 ekg on my heart they tested my eyes they diluted my eyes do you know what that that's like oh so
00:19:25.520 you're actually take them out they take your eyes out so you can't see anything for like three or
00:19:29.420 four hours right god not that your pupils get huge um like they do in the dark and so you can't see
00:19:36.260 really anything up close like you're not able to text or like read on read your phone for like
00:19:39.960 three hours um dilate what i saw dilute yeah that's why i was having so much trouble hitting
00:19:46.460 the head too much dilate sorry speaking of which are you worried about that that's the big talk
00:19:51.180 right now it's like logan paul one has no empathy that we've already established that complete
00:19:56.160 sociopath number two are you worried that you are going to be made even dumber than you currently
00:20:03.320 are which a lot of people didn't think is possible by those repeated blows to the head not if you
00:20:07.560 don't get hit man i'm like a ghost yeah you're gonna have to go and just take care of business
00:20:12.240 and get out of there like like think about it i got i got more stakes i got higher pressure
00:20:16.280 i can't get hit so i'm not gonna get hit i'm only gonna hit um fuck what what i was i gonna say
00:20:24.320 sorry no i was i was on a roll i was we were talking about diluting so there's a lot of
00:20:29.280 talk on on twitter and on online no wait there's one more thing i want to say about the physical
00:20:33.200 Oh, oh, oh, dudes know this.
00:20:36.140 Who plays sports?
00:20:37.520 When you get your physical, the doctor will reach under your testicles.
00:20:41.820 Don't give me that face.
00:20:42.900 You know what I'm talking about.
00:20:43.340 Can you show the camera?
00:20:44.840 He reaches under your testicles and he touches right under your balls
00:20:48.680 and he goes, turn your head to the right and coughs.
00:20:51.440 You go, and he'll tell you if you have a hernia or not.
00:20:54.680 And I've always had the doctor just reach down my pants.
00:20:57.720 This doctor at the boxing place was seated
00:21:01.140 and had me stripped down
00:21:03.140 just take off my pants
00:21:04.820 all the way. I was just butt-ass naked
00:21:07.000 in front of this dude. And then he made me do push-ups
00:21:08.920 and squats.
00:21:09.660 What the fuck? Hold on a second.
00:21:12.220 Hold on a second.
00:21:14.520 Did he happen to look like that dude
00:21:16.980 Herbert from Family Guy?
00:21:18.760 I've got some popsicles for you, Christopher.
00:21:21.260 Who the fuck was this guy?
00:21:22.560 He was mad. The nurse wore me. He goes, by the way, I have to let you know
00:21:25.080 our doctor is having a bad day. He's very rude
00:21:27.260 today. And I was like, are you serious?
00:21:29.380 So he made you get naked and do push-ups?
00:21:32.040 Who is this guy, dude?
00:21:33.380 What is good?
00:21:34.300 He made me do two sets of push-ups.
00:21:35.840 He must not like my first set.
00:21:37.400 Yo, I can see him after the first set.
00:21:40.620 He's like, okay, kid, that was good.
00:21:42.520 But let me just have you do a couple more of those there push-ups for me.
00:21:47.360 What the fuck?
00:21:48.460 Let's just show you.
00:21:49.360 You're almost done now.
00:21:50.340 We just got to get some squats.
00:21:51.840 Yeah.
00:21:52.300 Okay, bake it down, break it down.
00:21:54.060 There we go.
00:21:54.420 Perfect.
00:21:54.960 If you can hang in there with a creepy doctor, you can be a pro boxer.
00:21:57.960 So, yeah, man.
00:21:58.800 Eddie Hearn says
00:22:00.080 no YouTubers
00:22:00.700 which
00:22:01.120 begs the question
00:22:02.880 two questions
00:22:03.740 this is big
00:22:04.800 the big one
00:22:05.400 what about
00:22:06.480 little Jake Paul
00:22:07.440 oh my god
00:22:08.160 what about Jake Paul
00:22:09.920 who by the way
00:22:10.680 registered there too
00:22:12.180 with the creepy doctor
00:22:13.160 wow
00:22:13.720 did his pushups naked
00:22:14.800 and he is registered
00:22:16.080 he's a pro fighter
00:22:16.960 Jake's also registered
00:22:17.980 as a pro fighter
00:22:18.720 and
00:22:19.100 who would he fight
00:22:21.260 Fousey
00:22:22.100 I think I wanted to fight Fousey
00:22:23.980 yeah
00:22:24.220 so yeah
00:22:25.580 so a lot of people
00:22:26.440 are going to be pissed off
00:22:27.220 about that
00:22:27.520 but then here's the thing
00:22:28.280 Fousey has to also register as a pro fighter
00:22:31.760 And he's not
00:22:33.440 He'll have one amateur fight
00:22:34.740 Does that matter or does he just have to do naked pushups
00:22:37.520 In front of the doctor
00:22:38.240 When you're looking at this
00:22:41.580 From you know macro
00:22:42.860 For the actual boxing world
00:22:44.900 Meshing it with the YouTube space
00:22:47.020 This is crazy
00:22:48.820 I mean that's like taking the event from
00:22:51.400 You know a lot of like
00:22:53.280 Nobodies and actually having it be
00:22:55.420 Professional fighters
00:22:56.500 that's that's a big i agree i i love it because by the way i noticed that a lot of the chatter
00:23:03.000 around the fight is people who want to see actual boxing like there was very little but there was a
00:23:09.140 little bit of talk about me commentating because of my absolutely exquisite run at the challenger
00:23:12.760 games and i removed myself from the conversation because these people want an actual they want to
00:23:16.940 see a fucking fight they want a serious admit you'd probably be a little biased right like like
00:23:21.740 Like, I hit KSI.
00:23:24.940 What was that?
00:23:27.760 He just offered me a better deal, dude, to be on his podcast.
00:23:32.820 You know I'm favored in the Vegas odds right now?
00:23:35.420 Oh, sure, bro.
00:23:35.700 Yeah, you're going to smoke the fucking dude.
00:23:37.120 What are the odds?
00:23:38.220 I think it's I'm minus 120.
00:23:40.300 He's minus 110.
00:23:41.680 Oh, really?
00:23:42.280 Yeah, I think so.
00:23:42.900 So, by the way, I'm definitely going to put probably 20 racks on you.
00:23:48.940 Look, don't gamble, but also.
00:23:50.680 If you do, use my book now.
00:23:54.140 So how many rounds?
00:23:55.280 Is it six rounds again?
00:23:56.360 Six rounds.
00:23:56.680 Same shit.
00:23:57.400 Three minutes.
00:23:57.940 What if we toss in like a seventh round
00:23:59.560 so then somebody has to win?
00:24:01.300 No, it won't.
00:24:02.260 It won't make it there.
00:24:03.540 Yeah, we're going to have a winner.
00:24:04.940 By the way, if you have a draw this time,
00:24:06.460 I'm jumping right in with Twitter and shit
00:24:08.360 and being like, yo, this shit's fake as fuck, dude.
00:24:10.300 Because I fought it last time
00:24:11.880 and I was like, yo, that shit,
00:24:13.400 this went as planned.
00:24:14.920 Fights get draws sometimes.
00:24:16.480 But like if you guys draw again,
00:24:17.760 you're like, and JJ's like,
00:24:18.720 I'll meet him again in the Wii match
00:24:20.840 round three in Johannesburg or some shit
00:24:23.280 I'm gonna be like bro this is the fakest shit I've ever seen
00:24:25.500 you know what I'm looking forward to
00:24:27.360 what?
00:24:29.240 partying after?
00:24:30.400 nah in like 10 years
00:24:32.480 when the beef has like settled down
00:24:34.900 we can
00:24:36.360 reignite all of it
00:24:38.500 and do like a 30 plus year old
00:24:41.220 boxing fight again
00:24:42.440 like a decade from now
00:24:43.840 how sick would that be?
00:24:45.240 you know like who just did this
00:24:47.100 Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell
00:24:50.180 did their like famous like
00:24:52.080 decade later fight
00:24:53.780 and it was I mean they're like
00:24:55.400 older so it clearly wasn't as competitive
00:24:58.100 but it was still fun
00:24:59.280 that dude KSI's
00:25:01.840 yeah Tito took it I mean Chuck
00:25:03.220 man that mohawk can only last for so long
00:25:05.700 it's not as scary anymore
00:25:07.640 that dude KSI's best friend
00:25:09.820 I don't know I can't remember his name
00:25:11.740 what is it again the one
00:25:13.380 which one Roe Tashaw
00:25:15.100 uh yeah or whatever he put um who am i scrapping on the undercard and there were a bunch of people
00:25:21.440 that were like it should be me because he's like he's like ksi's like right hand and shit or
00:25:25.340 whatever yeah i just don't know if the clout levels are equal bro that kid's no he's got a
00:25:29.640 couple million on insta yeah but i but i got i mean you're the no you're on the number one
00:25:33.620 podcast in the world you think you could take him you think you could take woe to shaw i'm a i've
00:25:38.820 been over my fighting style before in the past i i don't like fights that have any rules that's
00:25:44.520 where i lose actually where they're like oh you gotta wear gloves and you gotta stop at the bell
00:25:48.800 i'm like the dude that's like pulling the fucking chairs off the ground and just smashing tables and
00:25:53.320 shit like that i'm not stopping until someone's fucking done dude you're the dude disguised as
00:25:57.980 dude playing another 100 yeah that's that's greg paul's fighting mentality by the way oh yeah well
00:26:02.940 on the streets it's different you got it you know greg fights like this he puts his pinky up like
00:26:07.580 this to aim what how many street fights has your dad been in too many bro really oh yeah like do
00:26:13.400 have any stories oh yeah here was one all right all right so uh he was when i when after my parents
00:26:21.780 got divorced he was dating uh this chick who had kids my age and jake's age and they moved in so i
00:26:29.440 had i had like a a whole other family i had stepbrothers and stepsisters for like a solid
00:26:34.940 year and a half two years of my life living with me um shout out riley and owen owen came here is
00:26:39.120 oh yeah that's right yeah so his his dad had beef with my dad because my dad was dating his mom
00:26:47.300 and so one day they oh my god yeah they they they clashed like at at one of their houses
00:26:53.300 and were you there for this no no no but they all were my stepbrothers and stepsisters were
00:26:58.480 and so they're all watching through the window by the way yeah it was pretty bad i mean i just
00:27:03.080 don't think you can fight in front of like yeah kids like that especially if it's like charged
00:27:06.840 Charged family wise
00:27:08.340 That happens a lot though
00:27:09.620 Cause you see it happen at the
00:27:10.840 At like the rec league softball games
00:27:13.020 All the family reunions
00:27:14.180 Can you imagine though
00:27:16.240 Like you're beefing up this fight
00:27:18.200 And then you just show up at each other's houses
00:27:19.960 You're like alright you ready to do this
00:27:21.540 Begin
00:27:22.380 What's the situation there
00:27:25.120 Bro it's like it's real organic
00:27:27.620 It's real organic
00:27:29.000 I'm talking kosher
00:27:31.020 So who took a dub
00:27:32.380 So I think
00:27:33.780 i think the dude tried to like do a double leg take that on my dad and it's funny because
00:27:38.480 they both were watching mma at the like ufc and so they were both taking mma classes so it wasn't
00:27:44.100 like the world star stuff they were both like trying to do mma moves like shin kicks kicks and
00:27:48.740 like head bangs on the knee and uh so i think the dude shot on my dad and my dad like sprawled and
00:27:54.200 like so took him around and got him in uh in full guard which is where like the dude's on his back
00:27:59.340 my dad's like over him with his hand and he and they were like in the bushes and shit and he's
00:28:03.260 like i don't want to do this in front of your kids and so then he got up and kind of like
00:28:06.980 de-escalated the situation oh my god gp can scrap he once told me he was gonna rip off my head and
00:28:13.220 shit down my throat that's his line i'll always remember that i heard that but it was at a time
00:28:17.560 when uh because gp gp's a pretty commanding commanding guy but it was at a time when he
00:28:22.980 was on a one egg a day diet he was trying to get abs to win a hundred thousand dollars from logan
00:28:28.560 And I remember he looked like a slenderman when he said it to me.
00:28:32.280 He was like, he was like, I will rip off your head and shit down.
00:28:34.660 I was like, Greg, are you out of your fucking mind right now?
00:28:38.500 And luckily he's put a lot of weight back on now.
00:28:40.920 And so, and he's all, he's put weight on and got back into fighting shape,
00:28:44.740 but stopped with the fighting mentality.
00:28:47.000 Now, now he's just a nice guy who wants to find his son a ranch.
00:28:49.780 That's all he cares about.
00:28:50.600 And he flips tires.
00:28:51.620 Yeah.
00:28:52.020 And puts tomahawks on his motorcycle.
00:28:53.220 GP's become a real, I love GP, dude.
00:28:55.180 He's a good guy, bro.
00:28:56.060 He's got, he's got a bunch of good one-liners.
00:28:58.640 Him and both my uncles do.
00:29:00.600 Because, by the way, there's two more GPs, just so you know.
00:29:03.200 What?
00:29:03.680 Just so you know.
00:29:04.540 What if they all come at you at the same time?
00:29:06.440 You know about Uncle Jim and Uncle Jeff?
00:29:09.420 Is he spelled with a G?
00:29:11.120 G-I-M?
00:29:13.640 Jays.
00:29:15.200 J-P?
00:29:15.800 G-Y-M and G-O-F-F.
00:29:19.480 G-O-F-F?
00:29:21.180 That would be dead.
00:29:21.880 Oh, geez.
00:29:22.780 Nah, bro.
00:29:23.460 And, you know, Uncle Jim's favorite line was,
00:29:25.820 I'm going to punch you in the mouth.
00:29:27.100 Are you going to be chewing your teeth like chiclets
00:29:28.780 Wait is his name actually
00:29:31.080 Spelled like going to the gym
00:29:32.560 Nah bro nah that was a joke I made
00:29:34.720 Yo so
00:29:35.860 Unless we're going to stay on GP
00:29:38.460 I got two things do you want to do
00:29:41.320 House cleaning
00:29:43.040 Of any kind we have everyone in the world
00:29:45.100 Waiting on pins and needles about the Crowder
00:29:46.920 Episode do we want to talk about
00:29:49.120 That at all or should we just let them keep waiting
00:29:51.180 I don't know I don't know what to say about it
00:29:52.840 They said you fucking had promised
00:29:54.840 A date or some shit
00:29:56.160 Didn't we have Steven Crowder scheduled?
00:29:58.240 They canceled.
00:29:59.140 Oh, they canceled.
00:30:00.180 Okay.
00:30:00.660 There's the answer.
00:30:01.320 But it will happen in the future.
00:30:02.560 And then the other thing is.
00:30:03.280 Well, how do we know that?
00:30:04.260 What if they keep canceling?
00:30:05.280 Because how are you going to cancel forever on the world's number one podcast?
00:30:08.280 It's been done.
00:30:10.220 Secondarily, in his place, I guess you could say.
00:30:13.180 Who are we doing later today?
00:30:15.400 Oh, God.
00:30:16.480 That will release on Monday.
00:30:17.840 Ben Shapiro.
00:30:18.240 Ben Shapiro's coming.
00:30:19.220 Stay tuned for Monday's episode.
00:30:21.800 That's going to be a wild one.
00:30:22.780 And then the other thing I had was I have.
00:30:24.760 Oh, Spencer and the Amazon.
00:30:26.160 I have fan questions, too, but let's go.
00:30:28.080 Let's go there.
00:30:29.140 How was that?
00:30:29.860 Well, yeah, I'll let you guys ask the questions instead of me just babble on.
00:30:33.120 What, the Amazon?
00:30:33.920 Yeah.
00:30:34.240 Okay, as we know, the Amazon is burning to a crisp and we're all fucked.
00:30:37.900 Spencer.
00:30:38.840 Did you save us?
00:30:40.000 Did you save us?
00:30:41.180 I tried.
00:30:42.040 How?
00:30:42.480 I'm working on it.
00:30:43.560 How bad is it?
00:30:46.040 You know, it's bad.
00:30:47.940 There are fires that happen every year.
00:30:49.620 How long were you there, by the way?
00:30:50.740 Let's preface this.
00:30:51.800 About a week.
00:30:52.560 You went there for a week.
00:30:53.440 I was there for about a week.
00:30:54.600 I was staying on the border of Bolivia and Brazil and Paraguay, which is, you know, the fires are not just in Brazil.
00:31:01.620 It's all over the Amazon.
00:31:03.920 What I learned pretty quickly is that so over 20 percent of the rainforest has been cleared up to this point.
00:31:13.080 So what that's done is it's made a lot of the areas outside of the Amazon very dry, very arid.
00:31:19.240 So there's like riverbeds, full out riverbeds, full out rainforests that are now dry.
00:31:23.500 so as droughts come in as dry season comes in there's been an 84 increase in fires since last
00:31:30.520 year alone and july was the hottest recorded month in human history so far so uh we're going
00:31:36.960 in a very bad direction essentially um so what we did is we were the only ngo in the country that
00:31:44.660 made our way in we were the only foreign aid in the entire world because the bolivian government
00:31:49.200 brazilian government as you guys know uh denied over 20 million dollars of foreign aid from the
00:31:54.380 g7 nations um they basically that's like a pride thing yeah a hundred percent it was he was waiting
00:31:59.020 for the french uh prime minister to apologize wasn't he yeah bolsonaro he got pissed and was
00:32:04.460 saying like what do you think we are a third world country like we can he sounds like he sounds like
00:32:08.240 a 2017 like logan paul if i'm being honest with you you know and like and like france is like
00:32:14.460 jake paul and they're trying just trying to beef yeah bolsonaro should make a country level oh
00:32:18.560 Imagine Bolsonaro made a
00:32:20.380 It's Everyday Bro
00:32:22.280 It's Everyday Bolsonaro
00:32:24.020 It's Everyday Bolsonaro
00:32:25.680 We should make a diss track on him
00:32:28.500 Oh 100%
00:32:29.380 What's the size
00:32:32.380 Give me some sort of
00:32:34.200 Context to the size of what we've lost
00:32:37.160 From a rainforest
00:32:38.180 Is it like the size of California, the size of Connecticut
00:32:40.240 The size of
00:32:41.540 I can give you context of like
00:32:44.020 The scale of
00:32:46.100 The burn is like
00:32:48.240 i think they were saying from like la to like louisiana what is the scale of the burn because
00:32:54.640 that's half of our country it's huge the amazon is massive it's massive so um people are saying
00:33:01.400 you know amazon has 20 of the uh oxygen planet's oxygen really it's actually closer to six and
00:33:08.780 but it's still a huge problem right because if we lose the amazon it's more about i think more than
00:33:15.100 the environment it's more about us as human beings like we've always talked about this like
00:33:18.580 what is it going to take for us to take action and do something and i know you guys aren't going
00:33:23.280 to like to hear this you guys out there might not like to hear this but the the worst thing
00:33:28.160 or the i'm sorry the best thing that we can do to help save the amazon is uh to cut out meat
00:33:34.840 or at least get your meat from a local source right and the reason being and is there's a
00:33:41.000 company called jbs it's a brazilian company started as kind of a mom and pop type thing
00:33:45.400 and then um there's a huge brazilian bank that basically invested 500 million and then a few
00:33:52.540 years later invested over 200 billion so this company started buying billion or two billion i'm
00:33:58.540 sorry two billion and so they started buying up all these slaughterhouses and meat packing and
00:34:03.860 distribution companies all over the world so if you're in dubai if you're in ireland if you're in
00:34:09.320 Europe, if you're in the United States, they, and you're getting meat from like Vons or from
00:34:14.340 like Walmart or some cheap source, any cheap meat is most likely contributing to deforestation in
00:34:21.700 the Amazon. So that's kind of the main thing that I learned from this trip, aside from what we did
00:34:26.480 within the communities. I want to save the Amazon. I want to eat locally sourced meat.
00:34:33.080 yeah do i go out back and slaughter my two pigs it's probably not gonna satiate you for too long
00:34:40.860 because what is that what is locally sourced meat just like what can i trust where does he get his
00:34:47.260 meat from jbl right so headphones expensive said you would have to you'd have to find you know uh
00:34:54.920 a area that's slaughtering the animals that are raised on the the local property instead of
00:35:01.060 importing their meat from foreign countries i feel like any local butcher is probably not
00:35:06.200 that by the way has full cattle hanging in their freezer in the back of the place is probably not
00:35:12.160 getting it imported from brazil they're probably not importing entire cattle carcasses to the
00:35:17.780 united states i think a lot of it they've bought distribution companies here whatever yeah right
00:35:22.640 so it's it's tough because you can't really buy it from any organized farm which really limits you
00:35:27.600 And if everybody's trying to do that, uh, it comes down to supply and demand, right?
00:35:32.260 If we started demanding more local source beef and meat, then we would take away the
00:35:38.020 need to fuel these companies and fuel deforestation.
00:35:41.460 Question for you.
00:35:43.340 I love the boycott strategy.
00:35:45.280 We talked about it while you were there, actually, before, before you even came back,
00:35:48.340 I was looking up, there's a group right now that's scorecarding individual corporations
00:35:53.720 to give them a rating of how much Brazilian beef, soy, whatever that is.
00:35:57.260 because there's other imports that impacted as well.
00:35:59.040 I think McDonald's was on that list.
00:36:00.480 Yeah, Walmart was definitely on it.
00:36:02.120 A couple other places.
00:36:04.980 Wow, there goes that fucking thought.
00:36:07.960 Gone.
00:36:09.100 Fucking gone.
00:36:10.180 It just sailed away.
00:36:11.100 No, I had a...
00:36:13.540 So, yes, not supporting those companies is a huge start.
00:36:17.880 I'm basing this off of my fucking sickness.
00:36:19.800 I'm just way off right now.
00:36:21.080 What happens if Bolsonaro,
00:36:23.940 who runs an entire operation based on pride says the following sentence oh you want to play that
00:36:31.640 game you want to play with me spencer now watch this and and you take a billion out of his pocket
00:36:41.600 and he just takes a fucking flamethrower to the whole fucking amazon and he's like now what will
00:36:46.780 you buy your beef spencer so like he calls your fucking bluff because that dude doesn't give a
00:36:53.780 shit him and trump are just chilling gapping they got a secret handshake and shit bro where
00:36:58.740 they eat burgers from fucking brazil yeah together i so on a deeper level i had some really impactful
00:37:04.480 spiritual conversations with these locals throughout the amazon yeah and um you know all
00:37:10.720 of them there's all these stories around you know the world through ancient religious texts through
00:37:15.920 tribes that talk about a golden age they talk about where humans become telepathic we are all
00:37:23.040 in harmony together we're working together there's no greed there's no destruction is that a utopia
00:37:29.020 yeah it's essentially a utopian society and so all of these like the bible talks about it in
00:37:34.160 revelations right every single religion talks about these things so in order to get to a golden age
00:37:41.580 we have to go through this disgusting time this time where we destroy things at a very rapid rate
00:37:48.980 And that's why somebody like Trump is in power right now is because that needs to happen in order to amplify things so that people take action and come together.
00:37:57.160 So what you're saying, and I, and I, as a, as a believer, I know the story of, and the book of revelations pretty well.
00:38:05.200 We've actually been talking about it the past couple of days in preparation for Shapiro.
00:38:11.040 Is LA part of Sodom and Gomorrah?
00:38:13.580 Would you say like, like what's fucking good?
00:38:15.420 How close are we?
00:38:16.480 how close are we to the four horsemen riding in with the fucking spears dude and just and by the
00:38:22.400 way they're the size of buildings they're the size of buildings and logan's like i'll stop you and
00:38:26.720 they just flunk and they just pick them up and they swing them into the pacific and you're like
00:38:30.660 may the power of good vibes stop you and they just vaporize you bro well yeah no i think that's like
00:38:36.040 there's no man's ego is not going to be enough to avoid that i think those end times that they
00:38:43.300 talk about um it's like kind of climate change like if you really think about it like there's
00:38:48.380 fires happening all over the world not just in the amazon burning there's plagues yeah there's
00:38:53.840 all sorts of things so is the is the end it's a mix of everything can you say the following
00:38:58.580 sentence the end is near i mean like the end i think the end of the current age that we're in
00:39:04.140 is near right the age that before the golden age i think we have to get through all of this
00:39:10.880 shit and then have the slate
00:39:12.760 wiped clean and then we can
00:39:14.760 enter into that. Am I the part? Are we
00:39:16.720 or even me? Am I part of the slate?
00:39:18.700 Do I have to get wiped clean? Do you think? I'm doing
00:39:20.620 my best. Come on, please, bro.
00:39:23.280 It's not me. Do we need a bunker?
00:39:24.720 You got to talk to Jesus, dude. You got to talk to
00:39:26.780 God on that one. Do we need a bunker, you think, or no?
00:39:28.820 I mean, hey, when you look
00:39:30.740 at, like, Noah's Ark, right?
00:39:33.100 You look at the floods. Noah's Ark
00:39:34.740 wasn't the only Ark. Was that real, though?
00:39:36.820 Yeah. We know that for sure?
00:39:38.820 Well, I mean, what do we know for sure? I have an arm
00:39:40.760 but am I positive?
00:39:42.780 Here's what I know for sure. Russell Crowe
00:39:44.700 played Noah phenomenally
00:39:46.880 well in the movie. Noah.
00:39:48.620 So when you look at, that's
00:39:50.660 a huge fact.
00:39:52.440 Also, I don't know if you've seen the movie, but there were giant
00:39:54.680 rock monsters
00:39:56.740 building the ark.
00:39:59.080 And that's why I have to ask.
00:40:00.920 Could have been. I wasn't there, man.
00:40:02.620 He should have logged in.
00:40:03.800 Oh, yo, didn't they find remnants of
00:40:06.520 what could have been Noah's ark?
00:40:09.020 I think they did, right?
00:40:09.960 they did they did so when you look at i think it was like turkey they had people like you brought
00:40:16.440 up the bunker and there's the reason i brought it up they had civilizations that built underground
00:40:20.100 right so people that read the bible think noah was the only one left like this flood came in and
00:40:26.760 what happened here when i type in noah's ark what's in van nuys we can go to it that's like
00:40:32.460 down the street shit dude they got one in northridge too it's open it closes at 10
00:40:36.940 You can't listen to this review.
00:40:38.380 The kids also love Noah's Ark.
00:40:40.080 There's toys and entertainment galore.
00:40:42.760 So there's more than one Ark.
00:40:45.000 So yeah, so this, what happened is when you look up, I think it's around 16,000 years
00:40:51.860 ago, there was an asteroid that struck the planet.
00:40:54.440 And that was around the time of Atlantis, right?
00:40:57.300 A lot of people don't believe in Atlantis, but there were seven sages and they were passing
00:41:01.800 on all this knowledge.
00:41:03.100 Why is he doing that?
00:41:04.000 Why is he doing that?
00:41:04.440 I don't know, but I believe him.
00:41:05.460 Me too.
00:41:05.980 when he does that i have no choice but to listen dude like that yo so yeah so they passed on this
00:41:13.140 knowledge and all of these like plato talks about it all of these philosophers said plato yes with
00:41:18.240 a t oh sorry not it might have the all right okay so they've all been passing down this knowledge
00:41:25.100 for hundreds of years for thousands of years and we're getting to a point where we're starting to
00:41:31.000 see there's 500 cities that are underwater you can look this up they're like i think it's like
00:41:35.960 300 feet underwater and so this has happened before this isn't the first time this has happened
00:41:41.680 humans have had the slate wiped clean yeah but i don't know if it's one of those cities at the um
00:41:47.800 like capacity by which the four horsemen of the apocalypse like these motherfuckers are pissed
00:41:54.140 bro of course they are mad bro do you know how many locusts there are gonna be when's last time
00:41:59.220 We saw locusts, bro.
00:42:00.180 That always confused me.
00:42:01.720 What is so scary about the locusts?
00:42:03.660 Bro, a whole one of the last things.
00:42:06.880 What are we calling those things?
00:42:08.860 What are the things called?
00:42:10.100 So many locusts that it was black.
00:42:11.700 I don't always need light.
00:42:12.560 The real bad things that are going to happen.
00:42:13.700 Yeah.
00:42:14.080 Why am I scared of locusts?
00:42:16.540 They're flying cockroaches.
00:42:18.100 I mean, I'll be all right.
00:42:19.220 There's so many.
00:42:20.440 So when you go outside, bro, say you go to the fight.
00:42:23.480 You're on your way to the fight.
00:42:24.840 The Staples Center is just, you can't even get in.
00:42:27.240 Because it's encrusted by locusts.
00:42:29.220 And when you fucking try to mess with them, they have the YouTube team on their side,
00:42:33.480 and you get in trouble, and you can't monetize.
00:42:37.040 Well, what's new, dude?
00:42:38.480 Question for you.
00:42:39.320 As opposed to spending so much time on the bad part of it.
00:42:42.580 Because, by the way, I'm just going to throw this out there.
00:42:45.420 I'm pretty sure Jesus is an impulsive fan, okay?
00:42:47.680 I talk to him every day, twice a day, once in the shower, and once as I get into bed
00:42:51.600 at the end of the night.
00:42:52.940 He thinks we have the number one podcast in the world.
00:42:54.380 So here's my guess.
00:42:55.000 everyone in this room, including LP and everyone are going to get through the slate cleaning.
00:43:00.520 Let's talk more about the utopia that comes afterwards. What's it like? Where is it? Is it
00:43:04.920 in the clouds? I mean, imagine, I think personally, I think technology is going to help us get there
00:43:11.940 because imagine all the things that you wake up in the morning stressing about and the people out
00:43:18.060 there. Cause our stresses are a lot different, right? Imagine if you're somebody back in Ohio,
00:43:22.780 you know you're struggling you're at a dead-end job you're pissed off and you're barely making
00:43:27.720 enough money to survive imagine if you had 3d printing robots that could build you your dream
00:43:33.100 home right you had unlimited resources you didn't need anything you could speak telepathically you
00:43:38.500 didn't even need a cell phone you didn't need to pay any insurance companies you didn't need to pay
00:43:42.380 any cell phone companies there was nothing there was no middleman trying to take from you you could
00:43:47.780 just have exactly what you wanted there would be no competition there would be no need for war how
00:43:51.780 do you think he's gonna feel about that i don't know man it might be i don't even know i don't
00:43:58.160 even know how to answer that but it's gonna be a very peaceful time it's gonna be a time that
00:44:04.020 there's everybody is is taken care of is there porn is there 3d porn that you can make with
00:44:10.500 your 3d device i don't know man do you think gladiators will come back i don't even think
00:44:14.460 we'll need porn we'll probably have like unlimited penises why more penises it seems like
00:44:21.540 it was oh god oh you don't you won't need boner pills i think one penis is enough one penis is
00:44:30.140 probably too much in closing in closing on the amazon it was a great trip it was deep like i
00:44:35.060 think when you go to a place like that you and you get connected with local tribes and communities
00:44:40.480 it's you come back to la and you're like holy shit this place is sheltered so you're not giving up
00:44:45.260 i'm not giving up hell no i think god keeps a record of everything of everything that's been
00:44:51.460 done and god notices he said did you try like a little check but like a little check you know
00:44:56.300 what i started you get to the end of the road right and god asked did you really try because
00:45:00.300 i was watching i was watching i'm just worried he's counting how many times i jerk off i hate
00:45:05.440 100 he's got a he's got a tally of everything you know what i started doing this is my new thing
00:45:10.420 you know i started cycling again you're all alone he's with you you know when i started how i started
00:45:14.780 cycling again when i go down to the park you know where we cycle down in encino and there's a lot of
00:45:19.460 homeless people guess what i do now and i i don't really like talking about good deeds that much
00:45:23.380 because i because then i think people be like oh he only does good deeds to talk about them
00:45:26.960 it's just not the fucking case but i like talking about them so other people maybe try it yeah when
00:45:31.060 i see homeless people now i just ride by them and sometimes i'll take one headphone out and i'll put
00:45:35.640 up take up my foot out of the pedal and i stop and i say hey man and and they'll always be like
00:45:40.820 hi and i'll be like i really hope you have a good day today that's why i just say that and then they
00:45:46.300 say you too yeah and i just get on my bike and i ride away that's cool man that should get you
00:45:50.500 into heaven i think you think it's enough to buy me back in no but seriously though like what do
00:45:54.480 you think like remember you had that campaign the i love you yeah campaign yeah so here's here's the
00:45:59.500 thing is i think um i've done good things selfishly i don't know if you guys have to
00:46:05.300 yeah so i think in the eyes of god a good act doesn't deserve like you don't need any recognition
00:46:15.320 any earthly recognition for things so the people who are truly tapped into source who are tapped
00:46:21.320 into that reality are giving without any expectation unanimous or uh unanimous donors
00:46:27.980 like people that are making things happen without any credibility or attention or whatever
00:46:32.280 i think that's the real change do you want that to um detract people who do good out of selfish
00:46:40.820 reasoning because i i have this conversation with people sometimes about why people um do good and i
00:46:47.020 always say if you're doing good because you're selfish simply to post a video of you hope help
00:46:53.060 an old an old woman across the street and you're gonna videotape it i'm actually okay with that
00:46:57.860 because guess what you still help the old lady across the street and now you've showed a million
00:47:01.540 people maybe 996 000 say you're a loser because you videotaped it but maybe 4 000 like hey i kind
00:47:07.400 want to help old lady across the street so do you think that the do you think that the motivating
00:47:11.500 factor for good deeds is really that like should detract people from doing them no no i think i'm
00:47:19.840 curious what you think too but i know i think you should do it i think you should um i think i think
00:47:26.160 you should always give always give and you know if social media is a tool right social media is a
00:47:32.820 tool to share good and you can share whatever you want so i think if you it's all about the
00:47:37.780 intentions like if the intention is good if the intention is pure behind the act that you're
00:47:42.680 giving and you're using social media to just amplify that that's fine that's awesome actually
00:47:47.840 it's a win-win logan's sick aboard logan no i don't think he did he's sick and he got he went
00:47:53.940 into a hole he sometimes starts to well just to see your life for noah got pretty interesting
00:47:58.040 after his 500th birthday.
00:47:59.680 It just seems ridiculous, dude.
00:48:01.720 How can a man be 500?
00:48:02.180 Did you notice how you said that
00:48:03.760 when you said that your screen started flashing?
00:48:05.800 Did you see that?
00:48:06.480 Am I going to heaven?
00:48:07.660 Not when you're questioning the Bible.
00:48:08.680 Wait, so Noah lived past 500?
00:48:10.360 Dude, I mean, fuck, man.
00:48:13.760 You say you're going to live to 150?
00:48:16.240 What's different between you?
00:48:17.220 500.
00:48:17.780 Yeah, you might be aiming short, dog.
00:48:19.960 Build an arc.
00:48:21.420 That'll make your life expectancy go way up.
00:48:24.080 I'm looking for something to just give me that oomph, you know?
00:48:27.800 Maybe those horse pills, the dick pills, will do it for you.
00:48:31.600 Maybe get back on the veggie vibes, dog.
00:48:34.100 Maybe a mixture of both.
00:48:35.720 Dick pill burritos with lettuce.
00:48:40.060 You look like you're just, there's just something gone, man.
00:48:43.320 I think your soul left.
00:48:44.620 Yeah, what's good?
00:48:45.300 Oh, should we do some fan questions?
00:48:46.780 Did we get too deep on impulses?
00:48:47.960 Let's do five minutes of fan questions.
00:48:49.920 It's good to do good deeds.
00:48:51.740 But also, I heard, I heard, no matter what you do,
00:48:56.420 No matter how good of a deed you think you're doing and how unselfish you are, everything you do when you give has selfish intent, even if it's very slight.
00:49:11.560 And it doesn't mean it's like a bad thing, but, you know, a lot of people that I know that give, and by the way, you mentioned it, when you give with expectations, you're fucked.
00:49:20.940 Don't give with expectations.
00:49:22.120 um a lot of people that i know that that do good things a lot of charitable work a lot of
00:49:27.820 philanthropic stuff uh they like the way it makes them feel so they'll do that because it makes them
00:49:33.800 feel good technically that's a bit of a selfish intent granted they i'm sure yes love helping
00:49:40.480 people um but it's something to note that's like that human nature is so privy to selfishness even
00:49:48.660 if you don't think it is at all yeah yeah anyways but that way but that goes back to what i was
00:49:53.620 saying before because i'm on the opposite side of it i say give even if you look like a selfish
00:49:57.920 asshole doing it like who cares because you're still i'm saying even even the even the purest
00:50:02.220 intent is maybe tainted with a bit of uh self-interest yeah how many episodes have you
00:50:10.640 recorded that have never gone live just one right i think so just that one that you slipped up and
00:50:18.280 mention my friend adam 22's podcast you fuck ass you were drunk bro oh shit you gotta stop drinking
00:50:25.300 i did i did um spencer leaving any other good point oh wow yeah i saw you guys announce that
00:50:32.260 we did yeah you you announced that oh oh spencer's leaving for three months forever
00:50:37.980 yeah so everybody was thinking i was gonna get replaced by a cyborg or a dummy or a female
00:50:45.700 the dummy i liked i like a spent because we can get pillow guy to do a spencer dummy and just set
00:50:50.600 him up well so here's the thing emma emma do you should i fly back should i keep coming back yes
00:50:56.800 yes we want you here as much as possible and so do the fans a question every impulsive viewer
00:51:01.300 listener wants to know this is a big one why does logan call you mark yeah why i'm actually curious
00:51:09.480 about that every morning this is a big because i get asked all the time this is a big one every
00:51:15.400 morning i'm always the first up i get up around 8 a.m yeah and i and i go downstairs to sit on
00:51:20.340 the computer and logan's usually next because he's got training and he comes downstairs every
00:51:25.100 day it's me on the computer and him and he's usually with the two dogs and they come downstairs
00:51:29.240 he says morning mark and i say morning jimmy there is absolutely no fucking reason there is
00:51:35.540 no reason we don't call each other
00:51:37.660 by our God-given names. We have simply
00:51:39.680 adopted new names for each other that make
00:51:41.700 absolutely no fucking
00:51:43.580 sense. So that's a piece
00:51:45.740 of feedback there.
00:51:49.380 I think... Man, I hate
00:51:51.580 to say this. I think
00:51:53.400 I might move to a week, bro.
00:51:57.260 Wow.
00:51:59.180 Dylan,
00:51:59.900 the look... Yeah,
00:52:01.400 I think so. Just for the training.
00:52:03.240 Just for training. Yeah. If you can't tell...
00:52:05.340 right i am i think it's probably because the sickness but boys i'm a bit tired david dobrik
00:52:12.440 does one a week and i believe he did get nominated for an e people's choice award which we
00:52:17.020 for motherfucking i don't know sorry he didn't he didn't for his podcast rogan did by the way
00:52:22.620 if rogan doesn't win that category e news is racist yeah um yeah uh we yeah i think i think
00:52:32.600 too so the fans i mean or maybe right now we just casually said it but everybody just went
00:52:37.640 so what do you say to them well just i mean take take it back suck that air back in okay
00:52:44.040 take a deep breath and just bear with us because uh i think if we put out less it'll be desired
00:52:51.460 more less is more type you know what i'm saying yeah yeah yeah any plans of you guys visiting
00:52:58.040 gucci face jacob oh man that kid that kid hits me up he's back in school he's back in school
00:53:05.820 wow apparently what he was doing is illegal in poland ah what do you know not going to school
00:53:11.380 wow so he went back to high school he's like what a thug and he texted me he's like unless you have
00:53:16.080 like work for me out there i'm like no man stay in school like i don't want to be the one that
00:53:19.680 ruins your life done it to too many people already you've also done the opposite quite literally i
00:53:26.760 I was joking.
00:53:27.820 I don't know if I've ruined anyone's life.
00:53:30.060 Socks on or off during sex.
00:53:32.340 That's a disgusting thing.
00:53:34.220 Wow.
00:53:36.020 You're sick.
00:53:37.240 Why do you say that?
00:53:38.380 Because you're sick for even...
00:53:40.320 I don't want to take the answer out too...
00:53:42.640 You're sick for even indicating that socks on is a situation.
00:53:46.320 Are you kidding?
00:53:46.820 A lot of people think it is.
00:53:47.920 Get out of your fucking mind.
00:53:49.300 What if it's every now and then?
00:53:50.260 What if you're wearing a pair of socks like that, dude?
00:53:52.040 You have to take those off.
00:53:53.340 That's a different story.
00:53:54.520 Yes, that's a different story.
00:53:55.580 If you have athletic socks, different story.
00:53:58.580 But it's the same question as those people.
00:54:00.680 Like, you know those girls that come over with those big-ass fuzzy socks on,
00:54:04.300 and they get to bed, and they wrap up their feet under a blanket with the fuzzy socks?
00:54:09.140 That bothers me.
00:54:09.940 Yeah.
00:54:10.460 Well, I mean, how moist can a person's feet get before they realize they're a gremlin?
00:54:14.900 Dude, I'm talking to a girl now.
00:54:18.900 She always comes in here, yo, and her back is so moist.
00:54:22.300 well it's because she sits her car seats are heated or something and but yo i mean when it
00:54:28.680 comes to a uh perspiration level it's just higher than the average folk interesting and so i let her
00:54:35.960 know my uh but it's cute my 2006 buick has air conditioned seats oh oh yeah oh yeah they go both
00:54:43.040 ways yeah it feels like a little puddle i'm gonna recommend that to her yeah just because i always
00:54:47.740 Did she jump in a lake?
00:54:50.300 Did she run a couple miles before?
00:54:52.260 Did she run to my house?
00:54:53.620 She might have.
00:54:54.600 The socks thing, man.
00:54:57.260 Does it also apply to necklaces?
00:54:59.420 I'm just going to branch off a little bit because I remember I was hooking up with this girl.
00:55:04.880 It was in high school, and I had my dog tags from my football team.
00:55:08.720 You know how we made football team dog tags?
00:55:11.300 And I didn't take them off.
00:55:13.660 No, you keep those chains on, boy.
00:55:15.920 Well, like, that's like some Jeezy shit, dude.
00:55:20.400 You keep those chains on.
00:55:21.940 She tweeted about it afterwards.
00:55:23.960 What?
00:55:24.600 She's like, you would keep your dog tags on.
00:55:28.540 And I was like, yeah, you goddamn right I would.
00:55:32.100 Was it like a sub-tweet?
00:55:33.860 Yeah, she sub-tweeted me, man.
00:55:35.420 Man, fuck sub-tweets, bro.
00:55:37.900 Will you ever do a podcast in a lazy river?
00:55:41.220 Seems a bit optimistic.
00:55:43.980 When you and Logan cuddle at night, who hogs the blanket more?
00:55:49.040 I don't think we've ever cuddled.
00:55:50.340 Never once.
00:55:51.200 Do you think we ever will?
00:55:52.300 I doubt it.
00:55:53.040 We did talk about how long we're going to live together on the night shift the other night.
00:55:56.120 I think it's going to be a while.
00:55:57.000 The next four to five decades.
00:55:58.680 I just had this epiphany of me being existentially lonely, and same with you.
00:56:08.780 Oh, yeah.
00:56:09.340 Just because we're emotionally unavailable assholes.
00:56:11.820 And then, you know, once you can't find a mate, you're looking forward, turn to your left and you see Mike.
00:56:19.500 What's up, man?
00:56:20.560 And we're just here to see your mate.
00:56:22.960 Yeah, and it's just so much, like, fun, games.
00:56:26.560 Like, it's almost like, yo, think about it like this.
00:56:29.640 It's like Noah's Ark.
00:56:30.180 No, even better.
00:56:31.500 When you, when, me and Logan living together is like walking, you know the corridor you have to walk down to get to the Ferris wheel at the amusement center?
00:56:39.680 It's the games section.
00:56:41.820 okay living with him is like having unlimited access to all the games you know the little
00:56:47.800 bowling pins that you have to throw balls at to try to knock them over to win a goldfish
00:56:51.360 unlimited bro unlimited rings to throw at the bottles unlimited balls to shoot in the far
00:56:57.880 i would have loved to live in the arcade forever as well but then a ferrari pulled up oh yeah
00:57:04.940 where is it spencer i was like i can't like i can't pass up that ferrari okay well that's in
00:57:10.660 In the form of an amazing girlfriend.
00:57:12.680 Well, that's the difference between me and you.
00:57:14.060 Because here's the deal, bro.
00:57:15.160 Okay?
00:57:15.560 You give me a Lambo.
00:57:16.760 You give me a Ferrari.
00:57:17.680 You give me some snooty girl.
00:57:19.040 Or even a fucking recliner to sit in with some grapes.
00:57:22.300 I'm turning that shit down.
00:57:23.480 Lazy River.
00:57:26.440 You're out, dude.
00:57:27.580 You have a mansion with a Lazy River and a spouse.
00:57:31.500 You're out of here.
00:57:31.860 I'll be gone.
00:57:32.660 You know the deal with Lazy Rivers.
00:57:34.500 Yeah.
00:57:35.660 And then we're doing a podcast.
00:57:37.520 Come in full circle.
00:57:38.380 We're doing a podcast in your Lazy River.
00:57:39.780 By the way, don't even talk about those.
00:57:41.420 You know how emotional I get
00:57:43.000 when you talk about fucking ladies.
00:57:44.340 You just stopped him in your bed.
00:57:47.620 Hey, do we do audio only for this one?
00:57:49.520 Probably not.
00:57:50.220 Nah, all right, fuck it, yo.
00:57:51.480 That's it.
00:57:52.180 We got Ben Shapiro on Monday.
00:57:54.360 Let us know what you guys thought of this episode.
00:57:57.160 Hit that subscribe button if you're not subscribed.
00:57:59.060 November 9th is the fight.
00:58:00.240 Press conference September 14th.
00:58:01.760 Be fucking ready for that.
00:58:03.020 It's going to be sick.
00:58:04.060 A lot of shit talking.
00:58:05.360 A lot of roasting and toasting.
00:58:07.500 I'm going to be looking good.
00:58:08.480 I'm getting stylized
00:58:09.920 over the weekend
00:58:10.660 stylized
00:58:12.060 when you're a JPEG
00:58:13.060 no stylist
00:58:14.400 shout out
00:58:15.960 you should know
00:58:16.680 was this a weird podcast
00:58:19.800 I think so man
00:58:21.000 yeah yeah yeah
00:58:21.400 for sure
00:58:21.900 it's cause we're all sick
00:58:23.360 fucking sick
00:58:24.720 sick bro
00:58:25.520 we love you guys
00:58:27.140 we'll see you next time
00:58:27.900 peace
00:58:38.480 Lisa, tell them about our new show.
00:58:44.220 We have a new podcast.
00:58:45.640 It's called Don't Lie to Me.
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00:58:48.180 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.
00:58:52.120 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,
00:58:54.340 which means we have wildly different references,
00:58:56.760 occasionally different opinions.
00:58:58.180 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.
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01:00:38.280 Why should people listen to us? Tell them.
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