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00:02:12.720 Yeah, you do Monday Motivation, right?

00:02:14.580 Ah, yes.

00:02:15.160 Cheer me up, dog.

00:02:15.980 Sometimes a man can't figure out what he's thinking about.

00:02:19.020 And sometimes it just has to be who he is.

00:02:21.720 There you go, sonny.

00:02:23.020 Oh my God.

00:02:23.660 Wow!

00:02:23.980 Dude.

00:02:29.580 You're doing drugs?

00:02:32.660 Or strike a ladder.

00:02:33.700 Tell him you're joking.

00:02:35.220 Tell him you don't do drugs anymore.

00:02:36.360 I'm not talking.

00:02:37.160 Well, we haven't started filming yet.

00:02:38.580 Yeah, we're rolling.

00:02:41.980 No, I'm talking about Red Bull.

00:02:43.940 Oh.

00:02:44.560 Mike's getting his Red Bull. 1.00

00:02:45.600 A little kick in the ass, dude. 0.99

00:02:47.600 That Ben Shapiro episode is still taking a lot out of me. 1.00

00:02:50.480 Oh, solid up, by the way.

00:02:52.160 Yeah.

00:02:52.480 You guys see the last episode?

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00:02:59.100 yeah last episode ben shapiro spicy guest a lot of good information man wise guy huh yeah

00:03:04.920 talks fast talks real fast a lot of people were saying they watched it at 0.75

00:03:09.580 wow you brought me shots of red bull there we go hey quickly when this airs i believe it

00:03:17.340 tomorrow it'll be day 30 of our sobriety exactly just about we started on good stuff how about

00:03:23.520 you spencer i'll clap for that how many days you sober uh it's been about five and a half years

00:03:27.100 Jesus.

00:03:27.800 I'm just kidding.

00:03:28.380 There we go, Mike.

00:03:29.220 We started on August 11th, I believe.

00:03:32.140 Hey, we're doing real good.

00:03:33.200 Feeling real good, too.

00:03:34.360 I got a note on that, by the way.

00:03:36.000 Yeah.

00:03:37.340 I don't know that I'm going back.

00:03:39.500 Ever?

00:03:39.940 Ever.

00:03:40.500 Really?

00:03:40.900 Okay, so that's a lie.

00:03:41.780 No, that's a lie.

00:03:42.440 I'll stop you there.

00:03:42.980 I'm not kidding.

00:03:43.400 I feel like you've said this before.

00:03:44.480 No, no, I really haven't.

00:03:45.620 We've been in this situation.

00:03:46.120 No, we haven't.

00:03:46.980 We've never been a month deep with me saying I'm not going back.

00:03:49.480 Let me tell you something.

00:03:50.440 What are you saying?

00:03:51.720 You might be right.

00:03:52.260 January, there was no hope. 0.98

00:03:53.880 I have gone from pathetic to prophetic. 1.00

00:03:56.500 wow you have you have your tweets have been they went from ass to class class okay literally like 1.00

00:04:05.020 my brain is fucking cranking my libido is on level 9 million really my like like i am just 0.98

00:04:13.580 oh yeah i've just been i've just been i want to see that graphic pictures no you want us it's art 0.97

00:04:18.700 yo yeah that's cool i've just been loving i i don't believe you though i'm loving it i really

00:04:25.260 I'm like a bad Burger King 0.99

00:04:27.000 McDonald's, fuck 1.00

00:04:28.740 No Burger King 1.00

00:04:30.060 We are so far out of fast food

00:04:35.380 We don't eat any fast food

00:04:36.840 We got LA'd for real

00:04:39.840 We don't eat fast food anymore

00:04:43.100 I wear briefs now

00:04:44.820 Instead of boxers

00:04:45.740 I drink almond milk

00:04:47.280 We're also sick as hell

00:04:49.760 I'm not anymore

00:04:50.680 I'm just about done

00:04:52.260 I think Andre came down

00:04:54.040 He's like, I'm not sick, but I got a little bit of vegan mucus. 0.99

00:04:58.520 Whatever the fuck that means. 0.97

00:04:59.980 I got that viral infection I told you guys about, 0.99

00:05:02.360 and I passed it to everyone in the house.

00:05:04.560 Compliments to me.

00:05:06.260 Everyone could have my sickness.

00:05:07.520 Mike got it.

00:05:07.960 David got it.

00:05:08.660 Andre, the impenetrable vegan, got it.

00:05:12.640 Hey, guys, two questions, speaking of being vegan.

00:05:14.480 Yeah, what do we got?

00:05:15.180 Man, what's going on behind you, bro? 0.97

00:05:17.340 Because it's really fucking bothering me. 0.86

00:05:18.760 I have OCD, and there's a picture missing. 0.92

00:05:22.240 Can we, oh my, no, this ain't good.

00:05:24.180 I need to know who it is also.

00:05:25.560 Who is it?

00:05:28.500 Josh.

00:05:29.860 Josh who?

00:05:30.900 Seyfried?

00:05:31.820 Josh Seyfried.

00:05:32.560 Oh, we got to go back up on the wall.

00:05:33.960 No disrespect to Josh.

00:05:35.000 That was a very important episode.

00:05:36.220 Perfect.

00:05:37.580 Another note on Shapiro.

00:05:39.580 Wow.

00:05:40.520 Another note on Shapiro.

00:05:41.760 We got good feedback.

00:05:43.840 Oh, yeah?

00:05:44.360 We got good feedback for that show.

00:05:45.860 I think we, my goal is to avoid a landmine.

00:05:48.920 Just have a conversation.

00:05:49.780 And there are a lot of people who weren't too, you know, sure of who Ben Shapiro was.

00:05:52.760 And I think we did a good job.

00:05:53.720 But I saw one piece of feedback that I was strangely weirded out by.

00:05:58.960 Whenever a guest with any brains comes on, Mike starts using big words like he knows what they mean. 1.00

00:06:04.600 Do you guys think I'm a fucking moron? 1.00

00:06:06.940 Like, when did the audience get in there? 1.00

00:06:09.420 I'm a fucking, I was in the gifted program my entire life. 1.00

00:06:12.960 I'm a fucking 4.0 student. 1.00

00:06:14.380 I'm going to jerk off all over the set right now. 1.00

00:06:16.240 Get your facts straight, kids. 1.00

00:06:18.720 I'm sick of this shit. 1.00

00:06:19.440 I'll jerk off you 1.00

00:06:21.340 What the fuck is going on here 1.00

00:06:23.000 I got this 0.99

00:06:24.720 Mike's a smart guy

00:06:26.100 He's what we call deceptively intelligent 1.00

00:06:29.340 Deceptively fuck 1.00

00:06:30.360 I think they're interchangeable 1.00

00:06:32.780 You were quoting my CMO

00:06:34.580 He's a words guy

00:06:35.780 He loves words

00:06:37.000 When a guest comes on that uses big words

00:06:39.700 This whole podcast, everything here is like an energy thing

00:06:42.680 We try to match the guests

00:06:45.120 If they're going bonkers like Alex Jones is 0.92

00:06:47.180 you know, Mike might hit him in the face.

00:06:50.360 Or if Ben Shabir comes on to talk about politics,

00:06:52.280 we're going to mash his big words with our big words.

00:06:54.520 It's syllables for syllables, bro.

00:06:56.540 Syllabic equality.

00:06:57.680 And I don't think there's anything we have more fun with,

00:07:00.380 at least for me and LP on this show,

00:07:02.200 than leveling up on the vocab.

00:07:03.980 We talk about it all the time. 1.00

00:07:05.380 It's our favorite shit. 1.00

00:07:06.200 We have a favorite word we just discovered. 1.00

00:07:08.380 And by the way, yo, I swear to God, 0.72

00:07:09.840 if a girl uses this word, dog, wedding, married, proposing. 1.00

00:07:13.600 What?

00:07:13.840 Is it in or on?

00:07:14.540 It's on, dude.

00:07:15.520 unequivocally

00:07:17.460 I love that 1.00

00:07:20.560 I love that fucking word dude 0.99

00:07:22.660 it's an interesting one 1.00

00:07:24.220 bro if a girl hits me with unequivocally 1.00

00:07:27.580 married

00:07:28.360 I'm unequivocally unequivocally

00:07:30.520 in a way that leaves no doubt

00:07:32.220 in a way that leaves no doubt

00:07:34.200 I am unequivocally pregnant

00:07:36.580 with Logan Paul's child

00:07:37.580 you? no I'm not I'm using it as

00:07:40.460 as an

00:07:40.980 this is unequivocally

00:07:44.600 chlamydia yeah you know like interesting yeah everybody not everybody because the people who

00:07:51.500 comment like it's such a small percentage but people think like oh this person's gonna get

00:07:56.520 owned this liberal snowflake is about to get on i'm like i'm not i just think it's so weird how

00:08:02.560 people out there think because someone supports climate change or one thing that they're instantly

00:08:07.340 a liberal which you're not by the way which i'm not at all i'm not at all he's actually

00:08:10.900 skews further right on a lot of things.

00:08:13.080 Fiscally, especially, yeah.

00:08:14.860 Do you think it's getting harder to

00:08:17.260 pin people

00:08:19.000 left or right nowadays?

00:08:20.700 You know what, I think, I mean, things are getting

00:08:23.080 so skewed now

00:08:25.060 and there's so much overlap, like Joe Rogan.

00:08:27.600 Joe Rogan, I believe

00:08:29.180 is, he sways left.

00:08:31.300 But everyone thinks he's like an

00:08:32.900 alt-right conservative. Because maybe who he has

00:08:35.060 on or some shit. Yeah, that's why, that's why. 0.98

00:08:36.720 The final note on that,

00:08:38.680 me and Spencer talked about this morning, I think 0.98

00:08:40.700 i have gotten to a point where i'm done with comments don't care anymore don't give a shit 0.91

00:08:45.240 yeah i'll do i'll do three he said he'll do like the top three and then he's out yeah as soon as i 0.98

00:08:51.480 hit a bad one it's like i i made the i made the connection it's like a grenade just coming through

00:08:56.840 the window and just like i just get out because dude how long do you need people to say yo this 0.94

00:09:03.080 show is fucking dope for before you start to ignore comments like didn't he wear that shirt 1.00

00:09:09.180 three times this week he probably smells like shit that 40 year old drug addict like i don't 1.00

00:09:13.820 care anymore i'm i'm over it like i don't know what the fuck to say anymore that's fun though 1.00

00:09:18.240 welcome to the world of content creation boys where you'll realize you know while we do read 0.99

00:09:23.900 the comments we love your comments if you got shit comments we fucking hate your comments and 0.99

00:09:27.680 you won't read them we hate them i i wear the same shirt repeatedly bro i've i've i love this 1.00

00:09:34.300 shirt you know why you know why because steve jobs did it and so does mark zuckerberg and a

00:09:40.580 genius it's called what's it called please help it's called a decision it's something where since

00:09:45.760 they have to make less decisions specifically with fashion it helps you with the bigger decisions 0.95

00:09:49.420 of the day you're not wasting your energy on some simpleton shit yeah quickly the press conference

00:09:54.800 for ks ivers logan paul 2 is this saturday it's gonna be live streamed on my youtube channel or 0.88

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00:10:04.860 because you're going to need to come November 9th but the press conference yo this is when things

00:10:09.520 start to get exciting because above and beyond everything KSI and I are fucking showmen we both 0.57

00:10:17.500 got egos we both got pride we both got squads we're representing an entire country UK versus USA 1.00

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00:12:59.140 All right, thanks, guys.

00:13:00.740 There he is.

00:13:01.860 Welcome to Encino, my guy.

00:13:03.400 Yeah, absolutely.

00:13:04.420 It's funny when you walk in and you miss the rooster.

00:13:06.980 that means there's a lot of other stuff going on.

00:13:09.520 Danny is referring to the giant metal cock we have outside.

00:13:13.400 It's like a nine-foot-tall rooster.

00:13:15.340 Yeah.

00:13:15.760 Danny says to me, she goes, look, you missed the rooster?

00:13:19.040 I'm like, yeah, I had no idea it was there.

00:13:20.780 I'm looking at everything else, trying to take it all in.

00:13:22.720 There's a lot here.

00:13:23.480 Some random kid brought that rooster here one day.

00:13:25.640 He was coming to shoot a quick scene, 0.98

00:13:27.780 and he pulls up in a pickup truck with a giant cock in the back of it. 0.99

00:13:30.620 I'm like, dog, what's good? 0.99

00:13:32.240 He's like, I found it at a tag sale.

00:13:34.000 I was like, oh, well, thank God you brought it here.

00:13:35.460 here's the other thing too is the amount of room you give me to come behind i know like how did

00:13:41.400 alex jones do that bro in a hurry i i was looking through clips because i wanted to know more about

00:13:47.120 i missed that i've got it was that just i have no idea what's going on here this incredible

00:13:50.880 amount of stuff going on wait a second talk to this the frogs are turning people gay now that's

00:13:55.660 what's happening a lot of people are out there trying to figure out exactly what it is i saw 0.99

00:13:59.080 the giant cock out there i was trying to find my way through that mercedes then there was a car 0.60

00:14:02.720 that looked like it was half a car. 0.96

00:14:03.780 I wasn't sure if it was a real car,

00:14:04.760 and I wasn't even sure if I was in human form.

00:14:06.880 Then the shadow people picked me up.

00:14:08.560 I was trying to figure out where those people went.

00:14:10.460 I had no idea where the shadow people, 0.88

00:14:11.860 they had me take some blue chew, 1.00

00:14:13.660 and then I chew it and do it.

00:14:14.760 You have no idea where that was coming from.

00:14:19.240 It barfs out the rooster.

00:14:22.620 We just turned it up a notch, fellas.

00:14:24.500 I didn't know what level you wanted.

00:14:26.380 That was great.

00:14:27.000 I tell you, my daughter warned me.

00:14:28.680 It was so funny because she's so cute.

00:14:30.500 She's 13 years old.

00:14:31.460 And I said, I'm going to go do the Logan Paul show. 0.95

00:14:33.480 And she got like, wait, totally white. 0.82

00:14:36.580 Don't let him prank you. 0.83

00:14:39.540 Not this again.

00:14:41.440 What's her name? 0.93

00:14:42.280 Juliet.

00:14:42.660 Let's sit here, Juliet.

00:14:44.920 When's the last time we've done a prank in general?

00:14:47.360 We put an alligator on Mike's bed recently.

00:14:50.520 But not on this show.

00:14:52.580 We don't pull pranks on this show.

00:14:53.960 This is like a fun.

00:14:54.580 I was like 100% this is a professional thing.

00:14:56.960 This is for real.

00:14:57.660 I've watched the show.

00:14:58.420 Don't worry.

00:14:58.680 She goes, I don't know.

00:15:00.340 No, Juliet.

00:15:00.900 That was great.

00:15:01.460 You got nothing to worry about.

00:15:03.460 Dylan, can you pick those rat traps up that we set up for?

00:15:06.560 Everything around this house, nothing seems real.

00:15:08.660 This seems like everything I've ever wanted.

00:15:10.800 You guys are living the life.

00:15:12.320 You should have seen, last week we had the cool bus here.

00:15:14.880 I have this giant bus.

00:15:16.040 The cool bus is across the street for sale.

00:15:17.900 What are you talking about?

00:15:18.680 Wait, what?

00:15:19.280 You don't know about that?

00:15:20.360 That's a prank I'm doing.

00:15:21.800 Oh my God, you got both of us.

00:15:24.220 My cool bus?

00:15:25.180 Yeah, so.

00:15:26.760 So it got returned.

00:15:27.960 It got back?

00:15:28.500 It got returned.

00:15:28.980 I got in trouble at the parking lot.

00:15:30.400 They were going to tow it.

00:15:31.020 so he had to bring it back. 1.00

00:15:31.880 Well, what the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:15:33.000 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:15:34.020 I've been trying to sell the cool bus 0.99

00:15:35.220 because you're right.

00:15:35.860 I've been trying to sell it

00:15:36.600 and my boy took it to park it

00:15:37.840 at his shop.

00:15:40.160 Shout out Crave Cafe.

00:15:41.540 And he sent me this picture.

00:15:43.120 And by the way,

00:15:43.580 I hate this picture

00:15:44.400 because like this is my baby

00:15:45.760 and all of a sudden

00:15:46.480 just forced it.

00:15:49.220 Look at that weird.

00:15:50.040 It's across the street though?

00:15:51.180 It's right there.

00:15:51.840 Okay.

00:15:52.200 Ah, so you saw it.

00:15:53.860 All right.

00:15:54.120 Well, this is the cool.

00:15:54.840 Do you want to buy it, by the way?

00:15:55.940 Yeah, I'm looking at it.

00:15:56.800 I'm looking for a big bus,

00:15:58.000 a really cool one.

00:15:59.180 I thought that'd be it.

00:15:59.720 this is the one. Yeah. There's a lot going on here, man. And, uh,

00:16:03.180 thanks for trusting us. You're not going to know, absolutely. No, no, no.

00:16:05.600 I didn't think so. I, it was funny though,

00:16:07.300 because she was so interested in that. And, uh,

00:16:10.040 she was so interested in me doing this and she just looked at me like,

00:16:13.940 like she was the wise person in that situation. I'm like, no,

00:16:16.940 I've watched a lot of these guys do like,

00:16:18.780 and it was interesting to be here because to see the camaraderie that happens

00:16:22.060 on this show behind the scenes, you see it a lot when you're watching the show,

00:16:26.040 but to see it behind the scenes, I was just cracking up going, geez,

00:16:28.660 these guys are they can just go back and forth at each other like this it's incredible oh yeah

00:16:32.480 yeah yeah and we and we all lived together up till up until about what a couple weeks ago he

00:16:37.480 just moved out he's got this uh vegan girlfriend she's right there and so they they go to you know

00:16:42.440 farmers markets and canoeing and stuff like that right need to be in close proximity so he had to

00:16:47.280 white water rapids and all that stuff so he had to leave us and now it's just you know it's it's

00:16:51.960 it's basically what it is it's everyone but him that was here before he left i don't really know

00:16:55.920 Yeah, it's true friendship, man.

00:16:58.000 It sounds just as good as it sounds.

00:16:59.800 Well, that's cool.

00:17:00.020 I mean, and it was interesting to me, too, because, you know, the agents and stuff will bring up a lot of different shows to do.

00:17:05.520 And for me, this was, like, really cool because years and years ago, before YouTube was YouTube at all, I was, like, the number one or number two thing on YouTube at the time.

00:17:16.020 What do you mean by that?

00:17:17.840 So I was way up at the top as far as views.

00:17:21.260 Really?

00:17:21.660 Yeah.

00:17:22.140 You don't have to be so surprised.

00:17:23.720 Hold on.

00:17:24.020 somebody your age oh i'm stunned wait why for well it was a i did a comparison of george w bush

00:17:32.740 versus uh it was bush versus clinton and it still only has like 30 only but 13 million views which

00:17:39.100 is nothing in this day and age not back then though but back then it was a it was a big deal

00:17:43.260 that's popping it was like george w bush would be uh you know talk like this and bill can i just say

00:17:48.220 whatever i wanted to and it's come it's kind of come back with that with trump i just make stuff

00:17:53.420 up whatever i want to say i'm going to say and it's going to be the number one by the way you

00:17:57.140 do a tremendous podcast but this is going to be not just the number one podcast in the united

00:18:01.640 states but not just in the entire world but across universes that's what it's going to be it's going

00:18:06.320 to be better than the dc universe the marvel universe in fact what's going to happen is

00:18:10.880 batman spider-man and i are going to join forces with logan paul and we're going to do something

00:18:15.300 tremendous it's going to be the number one number one you're filming me right now that's incredible

00:18:19.360 hit the finger it's the good finger not the bad one all right i had no idea that was even to

00:18:24.760 happen that's what i give caliendo busting into a donald trump i was trying to do an impression

00:18:28.880 now he's doing it again just going from voice to voice doesn't even have any jokes you don't have

00:18:32.000 to that's what this is about is being incredible okay there we go yo that is wild

00:18:37.220 that is wild i like the alex jones one the most yeah yeah that's amazing we'll get into let's see

00:18:44.380 what else because there's it depends on what people are into my daughter is into what she

00:18:50.260 she really likes is the mcu the marvel cinematic universe so i'm a big fan of the marvel you are

00:18:56.580 yeah so we we've been going to a bunch of comic cons and stuff like that we go to these ace cons

00:19:00.380 you're here ace con uh ace family uh ace no ace ace con shout out ace family yeah but but it's one

00:19:07.620 of those it's a it's high level like the best people go there so the first one we went to was

00:19:11.740 in phoenix and uh tom hiddleston there was loki you know i'm loki of asgard and i'm burdened with

00:19:18.640 glorious purpose him and so he he does impressions so it was really cool because he was talking about

00:19:24.060 and yes i hear you do impressions i uh and he's the nicest guy in the world loki said that to you

00:19:29.360 oh yeah oh he's so cool it was incredible and he's talking about um uh he's like yes i am do

00:19:36.420 impressions of uh people i work with in movies i was like oh that's amazing we're so similar

00:19:41.000 because I do impressions of people I've seen in movies.

00:19:43.420 So that's kind of the same kind of thing.

00:19:45.520 So he does a Jeff Goldblum impression.

00:19:47.480 So we start talking about Jeff Goldblum,

00:19:49.300 and he's talking about how odd, yes, very weird, very odd, crazy.

00:19:52.300 Why, why, why?

00:19:53.300 Hello, goodbye.

00:19:54.260 Why?

00:19:54.720 No, no, no, no, no.

00:19:57.240 Yes.

00:19:58.460 And I told him my joke about it that I do in my act,

00:20:00.940 which is what he'll do is commit to something 100%

00:20:03.880 and then do a complete 180 on it.

00:20:06.180 So like, what's your favorite food, Jeff?

00:20:08.100 Ah, good question.

00:20:09.480 Let me ponder it for a second.

00:20:11.000 I like hot dogs.

00:20:11.960 I do.

00:20:12.200 They're very good.

00:20:12.820 I like hot dogs, mustard, ketchup, relish, all kinds of things.

00:20:15.420 Chili dogs are good.

00:20:16.640 Cheesy dogs are a better way to sing. 1.00

00:20:17.880 Wait a sec.

00:20:19.220 I'm a vegetarian.

00:20:20.220 And then a T-Rex came in.

00:20:22.420 You will find a way to survive.

00:20:24.260 You will.

00:20:24.720 You will.

00:20:25.100 Look at the water.

00:20:26.440 Yes.

00:20:26.920 Goodbye.

00:20:27.560 Oh, my God.

00:20:28.480 Incredible.

00:20:28.860 It's weird.

00:20:29.320 Yes.

00:20:29.640 Why is my favorite part-time vowel?

00:20:33.160 I had no idea there was even part-time vowel.

00:20:35.100 So you just go back to it.

00:20:35.880 That's what I do is I just go back to them, and as I set them up, we'll just set one up at a time,

00:20:39.720 It'll be like the 12 days of Christmas where I keep going back to certain ones.

00:20:42.820 Do you find AJ being the guy you like to run back to?

00:20:45.060 No, it was just because it's here.

00:20:46.500 I don't even do it that much.

00:20:47.700 Have you ever met him?

00:20:49.580 No.

00:20:50.180 Would you like to?

00:20:51.260 You're going to call him?

00:20:53.240 I don't know that.

00:20:54.440 This is a conspiracy.

00:20:55.460 That's 100% what this is.

00:20:57.080 Hey, it's George W. Bush giving you a call.

00:21:01.160 No, we're not going to call him.

00:21:02.940 I don't know that we still have a line of connection to him.

00:21:05.380 I'm not sure anyone does.

00:21:06.480 No, that's what I'm getting at.

00:21:07.440 he's probably it's midday so he's probably drunk and two pizzas austin texas like fighting

00:21:12.360 someone i'm in i'm actually in nowhere i'm gonna be battling for the guardians of the galaxy soon

00:21:17.420 that's what's happening we asked shapiro about him because i didn't know where ben landed on it 0.98

00:21:22.900 and ben was like dude's a fucking schmuck it was like the one thing it was like the one piece of 0.99

00:21:27.880 shit ben shapiro talked about an actual person it's like dude's a schmuck i was like all right 1.00

00:21:32.460 sweet what's it what's the number one impression people ask you to do when they meet you uh you 0.97

00:21:37.220 No, I think it depends a lot on who, what the, probably Morgan Freeman is probably one

00:21:41.460 of the biggest ones.

00:21:42.240 Yeah, you do Monday Motivation, right?

00:21:44.040 Yes.

00:21:44.500 Cheer me up, dog.

00:21:45.400 Sometimes a man can't figure out what he's thinking about, and sometimes it just has

00:21:49.640 to be who he is.

00:21:51.060 There you go, sonny.

00:21:52.380 Oh, my God, dude.

00:21:53.640 I took a bet years ago.

00:21:54.940 Wow.

00:21:55.340 So on Vine years ago, I bet all my social media on Vine at the time.

00:22:02.340 I didn't care about YouTube.

00:22:03.440 I didn't get to Instagram, and I should have paid a lot more attention.

00:22:06.620 This is something we were actually talking about a little bit before on the air.

00:22:08.600 It's stuff I regret.

00:22:09.660 Why?

00:22:10.320 Because I didn't build any of that.

00:22:12.680 You just focused on Vine?

00:22:14.500 I just focused on Vine.

00:22:15.880 Worked for some people.

00:22:18.360 Ah, yes.

00:22:19.340 As he turned to the camera and realized this whole house was paid for by 30 seconds of six-second clips.

00:22:27.040 Truth is, this man made an empire.

00:22:31.200 And we're not even talking about me.

00:22:32.700 I made an empire from grapes, not vines.

00:22:36.620 So I did Morgan Freeman narrates himself so that you'd open up the the you'd see the refrigerator door open.

00:22:43.160 That's when I realized he had no milk for his cereal.

00:22:46.020 And soon Morgan Freeman would be headed to the grocery store.

00:22:49.260 But I didn't concentrate on anything else.

00:22:51.600 Like, so I just did that. 1.00

00:22:53.460 And my wife was getting mad at me.

00:22:54.620 She's like, are you just going to be shooting video all the time?

00:22:56.860 I'm like, I'm trying to just be not so old.

00:22:59.940 Yeah, just trying to do stuff.

00:23:01.200 You've got to diversify in this world.

00:23:03.140 It is one of the most important things.

00:23:04.600 I talk about that a lot nowadays.

00:23:05.780 You got to have multiple grinds because once that vine goes down and they're like, yeah,

00:23:10.880 vine's not happening anymore. 0.98

00:23:11.940 You better have some other shit set up. 0.98

00:23:13.640 I know people were talking. 0.99

00:23:14.520 I saw Gary V talking about how he thinks Instagram's on its way out.

00:23:18.200 You guys think that's the case?

00:23:20.260 I hope not.

00:23:21.080 Has he been saying that?

00:23:25.400 Yeah.

00:23:25.580 He put out a YouTube video like last week.

00:23:27.120 I've never seen him say Instagram's on its way out.

00:23:29.060 I've seen him say TikTok is booming.

00:23:30.940 Yeah.

00:23:31.100 He has been talking about TikTok.

00:23:32.180 He's been on a TikTok wave and I love Gary V.

00:23:35.140 but i'm gonna have to contest that i'll probably put my foot down oh i know that's one thing i

00:23:41.300 know he said he's on it he's on a tick tock yeah so yeah not that not that people are not that i

00:23:47.960 don't believe in tick tock i just don't think it'll achieve the weight and capacity that

00:23:53.080 instagram and facebook have so what's the which is which is what he's saying you're correct what

00:23:58.360 it is the i guess difference between tick tock and vine is it tick tock you can

00:24:03.460 you're asking me questions i don't know the answer like tiktok's one of those things

00:24:08.780 i looked at it i was like yo this is how i know i'm getting older i was like get back

00:24:14.080 where does that put me no i that's what i'm saying no i'm sorry i'm finally starting to

00:24:19.620 feel it right and one thing i made a promise to myself is i will never ever resent the up and

00:24:28.380 coming or the new wave of things because i noticed when you that's how you know you're washed up yeah

00:24:36.020 like when you start to resent the people who are making it because you don't understand it whether

00:24:40.800 it's a new platform a new type of comedy a new narrative new storytelling whatever it is

00:24:44.480 that's how you know like things are not going your way anymore and you're down in the dumps i think

00:24:50.100 some of it's just age and some of it is just getting uh you get complacent and you're happy

00:24:55.500 at a certain part of your life too and some of that when we we start to fear change at a certain

00:25:00.900 age i'm not a psychologist or anything like that but you get to a comfortable spot you're like

00:25:05.060 this is working this is this is like even for you this is doing something different than what you

00:25:10.100 used to do so that creates that's that new creative juice that's something that gets you

00:25:14.520 going in a different way and your audience will grow with you the best audience will they'll come

00:25:19.140 with you and find it and that's what we all start to try i i started out in business in show business

00:25:23.700 way too much on the business side of it. I was, I was all about, I'm going to keep doing the same

00:25:29.100 thing over and over and over. And what I really wanted to do, or what I really should have done

00:25:33.320 is found more art in it. And once I found more art is that now I've started to become more happy

00:25:38.160 with it. I'm starting to create on different levels. And even with my act and talking a little

00:25:42.240 bit more storytelling and telling things that have happened to me, instead of just doing,

00:25:46.160 going from voice to voice, it would be about meeting something like the Tom Hiddleston story

00:25:50.720 or doing Jeff Goldblum with him, which there's a personal tie to it

00:25:54.060 as opposed to just going out there and doing a George W. Bush impression

00:25:58.620 for no reason or a Donald Trump for no reason.

00:26:00.180 I did a sketch with Trump years ago.

00:26:02.720 That was crazy.

00:26:03.760 Before he ran for president, way before.

00:26:06.620 And it was, we do the sketch, he's like, do you have a minute?

00:26:09.980 I'm like, sure.

00:26:10.420 He's like, come with me, which sounded like Willy Wonka.

00:26:12.460 I was like, come with me.

00:26:13.880 You'll see a land of pure imagination.

00:26:16.660 So he takes me down.

00:26:17.500 He pulls a book on a shelf and then just a jungle appears.

00:26:20.420 You go to the Trump evader, goes in a circle, and then flips back.

00:26:23.480 Did you lick the schnozzleberries?

00:26:25.960 Oh, no.

00:26:27.120 Did you lick Trump's schnozzleberries?

00:26:28.680 Look at the schnozzleberries. 0.81

00:26:31.200 Logan's like, I don't get the reference.

00:26:32.900 The number one schnozzle. 1.00

00:26:34.020 I get it. 1.00

00:26:35.240 Google it.

00:26:36.280 It's European.

00:26:38.140 I believe it's English. 1.00

00:26:39.380 Very expensive.

00:26:40.620 Schnuzzberries.

00:26:42.720 So he takes me to this counter, and he starts giving me ties.

00:26:48.220 He's like, do you like ties?

00:26:48.940 Wear these ties.

00:26:49.380 I start putting, I'm taking the ties.

00:26:51.520 He's like, do you wear cufflinks?

00:26:52.440 I'm like, not yet, but I'll start.

00:26:53.660 I'll take free stuff.

00:26:54.360 I have no pride.

00:26:55.440 So the weird question, and this taught me about my wife, my family, my life.

00:26:59.140 He goes, are you married?

00:27:00.480 I was like, yes.

00:27:01.260 He goes, a more important question.

00:27:03.080 Do you like your wife? 1.00

00:27:05.060 That thing's going to get stormy. 1.00

00:27:06.480 What's happening here?

00:27:08.140 That hadn't happened yet.

00:27:09.040 So that would have been telling the future.

00:27:10.920 Things going to get stormy.

00:27:12.700 So he goes, he gives me this watch.

00:27:16.400 He takes the price tag off the watch as he gives it to me.

00:27:18.900 But he gives me the watch.

00:27:21.280 And I think he just sent me out to New York to get mugged.

00:27:23.420 But it had diamonds all over it, I thought, and gold.

00:27:25.600 And I was like, I don't know what's just happened.

00:27:26.960 So I call my wife.

00:27:28.440 This is 10, 12 years ago.

00:27:29.500 I call my wife.

00:27:30.100 I'm going, you're not going to believe what just happened.

00:27:31.860 Donald Trump gave me a watch.

00:27:33.580 And her question was, is it real?

00:27:35.860 I'm like, I don't know.

00:27:37.000 And that's when my wife said this.

00:27:38.760 Don't worry.

00:27:39.520 I'll call our jeweler.

00:27:40.980 I was like, we have a jeweler?

00:27:42.960 What the hell are you talking about?

00:27:44.300 What do you mean we have a jeweler? 0.57

00:27:45.480 What is he doing?

00:27:47.240 It turns out it was part of the Melania collection.

00:27:49.660 It was fake, which I should have figured that stuff out.

00:27:52.600 But, yeah, he's not going to give me a real watch.

00:27:54.160 But he actually, at the time, I don't know anything about now,

00:27:56.320 and I'm out of the politics completely of it,

00:27:58.460 but he got the joke at that point.

00:28:00.580 He was like, don't pay attention to that. 0.97

00:28:02.140 That's just me being ridiculous. 0.95

00:28:03.480 I was like, really? 0.98

00:28:04.340 Wow, that's a lot.

00:28:05.920 That's kind of crazy.

00:28:06.640 When you did that, was there any inkling that he'd be president?

00:28:11.200 No, he had run a couple times and then stopped.

00:28:12.980 And then one of the jokes in it was an NFL on Fox, you know, segment.

00:28:17.960 And he's like, in the sketch, I'm like, I'm going to run for president.

00:28:21.460 And I'm like, I've decided to not run for president.

00:28:23.560 I've decided to not, not run for president.

00:28:25.840 Now I've decided to not, not, not, not run for president.

00:28:28.300 I'm not even sure what that is anymore.

00:28:29.720 And he just went along with it.

00:28:31.060 And it was kind of this weird thing.

00:28:33.400 And he just, it was very odd because he was a different person on TV than he was off.

00:28:39.140 And that was the one thing I was like, I don't, I'm, I'm confused.

00:28:42.140 how is he off camera uh like it's almost self-deprecating and got the jokes at that

00:28:46.720 point like i don't know what he's like now again and it's but i think people change over time

00:28:51.680 especially people in power but it's that was that that was that thing he was it was interesting and

00:28:56.480 i talked to other famous more famous people than me i'm like yeah what did you think and they're

00:29:01.120 like yeah he was kind of interesting that way some people that even don't like him now at all

00:29:05.780 were like yeah he was interesting to be around so it was a weird kind of thing it was a lot

00:29:09.200 different when he when he wasn't

00:29:11.340 holding the highest office in the world

00:29:13.400 you know what I'm saying like you have you have much different

00:29:15.360 expectations for someone when they 0.99

00:29:17.280 become the president of the fucking United 0.99

00:29:19.240 States of America you know what I'm saying like when he's 1.00

00:29:21.300 just some like hey come to my

00:29:23.200 golf course and I'll give you a fake watch like 0.98

00:29:25.220 when it's like that kind of shit but you know what he's still doing that 0.98

00:29:27.280 I'm the president and come to my golf course 0.99

00:29:29.120 and try my fake watch it's true

00:29:31.100 and which is why it's weird now

00:29:32.920 people are just like I just don't I don't know how I

00:29:35.200 feel about this dude like yeah it's a

00:29:37.120 it's a I keep telling people

00:29:39.180 were in a simulation. There's no way this is all

00:29:41.060 real. The programmers

00:29:43.180 just got bored. That's what happened.

00:29:45.380 Somebody's sitting there going, well, let's see if they

00:29:46.980 figure it out now and see what happens. 1.00

00:29:49.100 They're like, fuck this. Throw that guy 1.00

00:29:51.200 into the presidency. 100% proving

00:29:52.460 I'm incredibly correct.

00:29:56.660 My favorite

00:29:57.300 thing about Alex Jones, side note,

00:29:59.500 is you know how he'll

00:30:00.800 freak out and

00:30:03.100 then he'll take it back to one

00:30:05.100 and be like, I'm sorry.

00:30:06.340 I'm sorry.

00:30:07.080 I'm sorry.

00:30:07.800 I get fired.

00:30:09.000 Excuse me.

00:30:09.520 Excuse me.

00:30:10.000 Sorry.

00:30:10.880 The thing that surprised me.

00:30:11.820 Hold on. 1.00

00:30:12.240 There's me like, and that's why the frogs are returning everything gay. 1.00

00:30:14.900 It's going to be that way. 1.00

00:30:15.820 And I cannot understand how you guys could even sit here and take it.

00:30:18.700 Is that my water?

00:30:19.580 Yeah.

00:30:21.760 Is the pizza coming?

00:30:23.460 Is that how far out is the pizza?

00:30:24.680 The thing that shocked me was how much the guy drinks.

00:30:27.320 I mean, brother, brother, we, this was before our sobriety kick.

00:30:31.840 And so way before.

00:30:33.240 And so we had big bottles and this was a week of shows that we did.

00:30:36.460 We did that, Call Her Daddy, and Allie Stagnita.

00:30:39.600 And every episode, we had more and more booze.

00:30:41.900 And Alex Jones was just, he was filling his cup with vodka.

00:30:46.940 No, no, no.

00:30:47.320 He called it water.

00:30:48.220 Water.

00:30:48.800 He said, hey, could you pass me the water?

00:30:50.100 He got him more of that water.

00:30:50.920 Is there a chance he actually thought it was water?

00:30:52.700 Yeah.

00:30:53.060 Potentially.

00:30:53.380 There's 100% a chance.

00:30:55.180 In certain planets that I visited, this is water.

00:30:59.380 Water's got more ethanol.

00:31:01.620 Planet Mars, where I've been.

00:31:03.220 Y'all hear the iPhone 11 just got announced?

00:31:05.820 yeah what's good yeah we did see that wow so they added a third camera right whoa did i just jump

00:31:12.180 the gun what no but like yo apple making the most minimal changes every single year yeah they added

00:31:20.380 a third camera so now you got three of these looking at you oh thank god at all times now 0.87

00:31:24.840 and listening to every conversation your entire you know genitals it can scan your genitals and

00:31:30.060 3d print you from the phone that's incredible like what the one thing they did do is it looks 0.64

00:31:35.280 like they bopped the price down a couple notches on it really yeah you can get the the cheap one

00:31:40.900 for like 650 i think okay because i mean they've been catching a lot of their sales have been a

00:31:45.380 little bit more stagnant based on the pricing i mean i'm the last iphone i bought i think i leased

00:31:49.360 yeah we dropped a 24 month lease on it at least a g bar mine was mine was like four grand i think

00:31:53.980 what yeah it's got like 16 terabytes can it drive you from point a to point b yes maybe i'm just 0.62

00:31:59.980 maybe i'm just like a little upper class bitch but like this is one of those things where 0.75

00:32:04.620 no matter what they've changed still gonna get it yeah i'm gonna buy it by the way you're that 0.97

00:32:10.780 guy that gets it like day one day one i like i don't know what like some i don't even i think

00:32:16.340 i black out on the new apple release days i swear to god i black out then all of a sudden i have it

00:32:20.820 yeah and i just and then you drove to us hollywood bought bought it at best buy and then have it home 0.84

00:32:27.340 in my hand and all of a sudden it's my new phone and i'm just like what the fuck why did i just do

00:32:30.700 that like apple is systematically programmed me to buy their new iphone it's called planned 0.97

00:32:35.940 tim tim apple's fucking sharp it's called planned obsolescence what hell yeah planned obsolescence 0.88

00:32:41.620 it means creating items that will be obsolete very quickly so they so yo but they apple admitted 0.92

00:32:49.840 that they slow down the old version of the iphone when the new one comes out exactly they did so

00:32:55.780 that you have to buy the new remember everyone had it everyone thought that was true everyone

00:32:59.060 thought that was true for the longest time i even noticed it like you go back and use an old version

00:33:03.180 of the iphone to like look at a picture or something that's only on that and it's it's slow

00:33:06.940 it's much slower yeah i don't even need to watch the updates of when they're dropping new phones

00:33:11.680 i'm like oh my iphone x is getting a little slow today must be a new iphone my favorite thing about

00:33:16.480 the new iphone for me is that it doesn't have a cracked screen and so i always like by the

00:33:21.180 Because by the time the new iPhone comes out, my screen is demolished.

00:33:24.040 I mean, Logan's is too. 0.85

00:33:25.420 This kid will have all the money in the freaking world. 0.74

00:33:27.660 His phone is always shattered. 0.97

00:33:29.160 I mean, look at my screen.

00:33:30.640 You can't even.

00:33:31.180 Why is that?

00:33:31.900 I've had a broken screen for the longest.

00:33:34.800 It's not broken now, but at times I've gone like a year.

00:33:38.680 And everybody who's like struggling around me.

00:33:41.560 Brand new phone.

00:33:42.220 Yeah.

00:33:42.440 They'll be like, why don't you fix that?

00:33:43.720 I'm like, I don't know.

00:33:45.160 I don't understand it.

00:33:46.200 I don't get it at all.

00:33:47.300 Is this in character?

00:33:47.940 It's character.

00:33:49.140 I love my phone's a little rugged now.

00:33:51.180 But it's just like a necessity thing.

00:33:53.780 Like, you don't really need to fix your screen until you jump in a pool

00:33:57.500 and the water leaks through the cracks, which happened to me.

00:34:00.340 And by the way, if you're like someone like me,

00:34:03.200 whose life pretty much revolves around your phone,

00:34:05.720 I know you're like that.

00:34:06.900 Yeah.

00:34:08.060 That ain't great when your phone drowns in water.

00:34:11.240 It's weird, too, when you think about it,

00:34:12.860 because it's the thing that you spend, all of us spend more time,

00:34:16.780 even Spencer who spends so little time on it.

00:34:18.880 It's the thing you spend the most time with in your life.

00:34:20.880 yeah and so like your screen is cracked why is your screen cracked yeah it's like you you forget

00:34:26.520 me i mean i use google maps to literally go everywhere and if i'm without my phone it's like

00:34:31.080 where am i yeah where do i yeah there was a time when we there's a real time update that we need

00:34:39.820 no one gives a shit about the jets there's a real time update this is happening right now 0.55

00:34:44.220 that's that's right that's actually real according to my sources at this particular time 0.91

00:34:50.340 it appears demarius thomas has been traded to the jets and what's the bottom part of that

00:34:57.360 seventh reader seventh reader radar radar i think it's darth vader seven radars you can't be doing

00:35:05.840 calligraphy if you're going to be a producer what was that what just happened i think is that real

00:35:10.320 Or for a seventh rounder.

00:35:11.840 Yeah, seventh rounder.

00:35:12.960 Oh, but this will be another day.

00:35:14.380 This will be a day later.

00:35:15.260 So you're breaking the space-time continuum.

00:35:20.140 Alex Jones just fell back to earth with that one.

00:35:22.740 Wait a second.

00:35:23.300 What just happened?

00:35:23.940 My brain exploded.

00:35:25.120 Hey, football season is back.

00:35:26.960 The Raiders got a big win yesterday.

00:35:28.220 This is Antonio Brown drama.

00:35:29.720 I want to know what John Gruden thinks about Antonio Brown and the team that he now left.

00:35:32.940 I'll tell you what, man.

00:35:33.940 It's going to be some good stuff right there, man.

00:35:36.120 I know Gruden.

00:35:37.480 I saw you guys did an Instagram video.

00:35:39.280 And I showed up on Hard Knocks on HBO with him.

00:35:43.700 So I get this.

00:35:44.520 Let me just go back.

00:35:45.220 The first time I met John Gruden, and for everybody who doesn't know, 0.70

00:35:47.580 they call him Chucky because he looks like that killer doll, man.

00:35:50.000 So he gives me a call, or the ESPN wants me to go meet him

00:35:55.180 because they don't want him to be mad at me for doing oppression.

00:35:57.920 He's standing there with a coffee.

00:35:59.040 He looks at him.

00:35:59.360 He's got the face.

00:36:00.360 It's like he's always.

00:36:01.380 Does he carry a knife?

00:36:02.900 No.

00:36:04.240 He seems like it.

00:36:05.640 No, but I live in your dreams, man.

00:36:07.640 Nightmares.

00:36:08.480 So he's like, so you're the guy who does me, huh?

00:36:10.540 I'm like, yeah.

00:36:10.980 He's like, where are you from?

00:36:11.880 And I Googled where he was from.

00:36:13.140 So I said that.

00:36:13.660 I was like Sandusky, Ohio.

00:36:14.960 He's like, really?

00:36:15.480 I'm like, no.

00:36:15.940 He's like, good, because you were blowing my mind, man.

00:36:18.720 That's some weird stuff right there.

00:36:20.060 Oh, he's from Sandusky?

00:36:21.220 Yeah.

00:36:21.540 I'm from Ohio, too.

00:36:22.380 Oh, you are?

00:36:22.840 Oh, yeah.

00:36:23.200 I'm at Cedar Point, man.

00:36:24.620 My wife from Lorraine.

00:36:26.300 Lorraine?

00:36:26.640 No way.

00:36:27.220 Lorraine Titans.

00:36:28.120 Yeah.

00:36:28.440 That's their logo.

00:36:29.120 That's her mascot.

00:36:29.740 Is it really?

00:36:30.320 Yeah.

00:36:30.620 I stay away.

00:36:31.480 Yeah, Lorraine Titans.

00:36:32.640 Where are you from in Ohio?

00:36:33.480 Cleveland, Westlake.

00:36:34.300 She'll know.

00:36:34.840 Oh, Westlake.

00:36:35.400 Yeah, sure.

00:36:35.980 Yeah.

00:36:36.260 We know people in the Westlake Fire Department.

00:36:37.660 Wild, man.

00:36:37.980 Yeah, we had a house in Avon Lake for a while.

00:36:39.560 Oh, really?

00:36:40.000 Yeah, wouldn't lie about that.

00:36:41.140 Neighbors. 0.98

00:36:41.680 She's from Avon.

00:36:42.800 Spencer's girlfriend's from Avon.

00:36:43.760 Full circle.

00:36:44.700 It's a small road.

00:36:45.320 Off Walker Road, huh?

00:36:46.940 Yeah, off 83. 1.00

00:36:48.380 Ohio fucking rocks, dog. 1.00

00:36:50.000 Yeah, not this Sunday. 1.00

00:36:51.840 You shut your mouth.

00:36:53.600 What did you think about them Cleveland Browns? 0.87

00:36:56.280 Wait a second.

00:36:57.600 Does it really matter?

00:36:58.720 Because OBJ did rock a pretty nice watch. 0.99

00:37:01.620 So who gives a shit? 0.99

00:37:02.560 Yeah, so what happened? 0.99

00:37:03.440 During the game.

00:37:04.020 OBJ had a cool watch on.

00:37:05.200 During the game?

00:37:05.920 A cool watch.

00:37:06.880 A Richard Milley cost a Lambo.

00:37:08.600 A Richard Milley $160,000 watch during the.

00:37:11.580 Bro.

00:37:12.120 I thought they were saying $350,000.

00:37:13.640 Nah, that's how much the high-end model is.

00:37:16.160 This one was $160,000.

00:37:18.060 Look at this.

00:37:18.980 Wait, he wore it during the game?

00:37:20.420 During the game.

00:37:21.160 This is the hardest flex in sports history ever.

00:37:23.740 No, it's only a flex when you win.

00:37:25.320 They got embarrassed on home turf by 20 points.

00:37:29.600 Has OBJ not transcended sports, dude?

00:37:33.460 He is a sports player.

00:37:34.660 No, he's an icon.

00:37:36.140 He's an icon.

00:37:37.480 When he made that one-handed catch, he secured his legacy.

00:37:40.300 Isn't that amazing, though?

00:37:41.360 That one catch?

00:37:42.360 I mean, he's a good player.

00:37:43.300 He's a really good player.

00:37:44.360 But that one catch made him so famous.

00:37:47.240 Let me tell you something.

00:37:48.440 I feel like that's how it is with most sports.

00:37:50.660 If you can pull off some sort of miraculous, iconic moment that defies the laws of physics.

00:37:58.680 Willie Mays?

00:37:59.600 like unless you're a quarterback remember the Willie Mays catch you got to keep making yeah

00:38:05.960 facts you can't just make one you know like I'm but not for marketing purposes for marketing

00:38:10.180 purposes and to become famous you need one I think you're right you need one iconic play

00:38:13.980 that people listen even in branding and this is a person who did a lot more than Michael Jordan

00:38:19.420 all we what we all remember is the Jordan logo right you remember that I remember playing catch

00:38:26.020 with my son playing flag football uh with my son and coaching his team i played a couple times

00:38:32.040 didn't check birth certificates but but i remember all he wanted to do is catch one handed that's all

00:38:37.280 that i couldn't throw it to him and catch with two hands and every kid was doing that the one

00:38:42.440 handed catch yeah but not not to ignore the the once again the incoming wave of hip and cool and

00:38:48.100 like i want to do one-handed catches dad if i said that to my dad when he was teaching me how 0.82

00:38:51.860 to play basketball he'd be like no you don't do fucking layups yeah because you want to know 0.98

00:38:55.520 what's cool winning you know what's not cool rocking a watch and getting blown the fuck out 0.99

00:38:59.980 on your home opener in front of all your fans cool watch man you just you got embarrassed by 1.00

00:39:05.020 the titans wait no he but he didn't he did he looked dope no he didn't he lost he's a loser 1.00

00:39:10.700 no no no no loser his team lost for this weekend he's a loser his team do you guys even root for 0.99

00:39:16.920 i guess you guys do because you have home teams but i see with my kids and even me since i've met 0.95

00:39:21.800 more people in the nfl i root for players to do well it's hard to root how how was his performance

00:39:27.360 this weekend did i didn't let's look at let's look at the stats i mean he did great yeah he

00:39:32.080 has some good stats but yeah i like to root for the the guys that i went to college with

00:39:36.100 to be honest really yeah you you because you filmed football you filmed college football

00:39:41.240 where michigan state michigan state right so i got kurt cousins over at uh minnesota that's cool

00:39:46.260 yeah so i'm i'm kind of a vikings fan a little bit now yeah still alliance fan but see but yeah

00:39:51.480 and that's you they're in the same conference you shouldn't even i know now because of fantasy

00:39:55.360 football because of uh you know just being enjoying people on social media and getting

00:40:03.260 to know people we used to be like all the local stars would just be local in their community now

00:40:08.220 they're everywhere you can see their instagram their youtube stuff it's you start to like people

00:40:14.140 in the stories behind them and the teams and it's a kind of a weird thing it's a very big difference

00:40:18.420 even when my parents especially especially with a guy like obj in my opinion so i was and by the

00:40:24.060 way i was actually wrong about the score i do want to back that up but he went he went seven for 11

00:40:27.720 71 yards that's 10 average it's seven points i'm 71 yards it's it's all right seven for 11 though

00:40:35.420 logan's gone longer yes the completion rate was all right and i was i was wrong about them losing 0.93

00:40:39.380 by 20 i do want to correct myself they lost by fucking 30 okay they lost 43 wasn't a good game 0.85

00:40:44.140 They were down, what, 15-13 in the third quarter? 0.98

00:40:49.100 Their first drive was really good.

00:40:50.500 Their first drive down the field, they were up six, nothing.

00:40:53.400 They missed the extra point, and then it's there to go down.

00:40:56.800 OBJ also doesn't want to see fans leaving early.

00:41:01.100 He made a video.

00:41:02.520 He also said the only reason he knew they left early

00:41:04.680 is because he checked his $400,000 watch

00:41:06.560 on one of those completion attempts that he missed.

00:41:09.740 Hey, why are the fans leaving?

00:41:10.940 It's only 3 o'clock. 0.99

00:41:11.800 What the fuck is going on here? 0.98

00:41:12.880 Is it because we're down 900 points right now? 0.99

00:41:15.880 That seems a bit of a reach to expect people to stay.

00:41:18.860 Especially if you're getting smoked.

00:41:20.660 Look, we get it.

00:41:21.240 Cleveland didn't perform well.

00:41:23.320 Getting the rust off.

00:41:24.440 It's because you didn't go, dude.

00:41:26.100 It's because you didn't go.

00:41:27.080 I know.

00:41:27.640 I thought about it then.

00:41:29.100 Oh, Connor Blakely, our favorite fugitive, sent me a text.

00:41:33.900 What?

00:41:34.840 What just happened?

00:41:36.600 He got it clear, by the way.

00:41:38.240 It's not a fugitive anymore.

00:41:39.060 It's a parking ticket or something.

00:41:41.040 Can I hear what happened here?

00:41:42.580 He didn't pay a parking ticket and he got like some at the court and he skipped it because he was on the road being a country music star.

00:41:47.560 But listen, he he sent me a text that said that the Patriots lost the first game of the season last year to the Titans, I think, by like 20 or 30 points.

00:41:59.300 Wow. Interesting. And then went and won the Super Bowl.

00:42:01.780 So and of course, you know, he's stuck on this Browns tip where they're the dynasty of the next generation.

00:42:07.400 He says a lot of things.

00:42:08.860 you know you have that one friend that just says a lot of things and with with his chest out

00:42:15.020 chest out chin up and he'll speak from his heart and uh it's hard to shut someone down when there's

00:42:21.040 when they're speaking their truth you know exactly even though you know you know you're 1.00

00:42:27.680 like oh this person's like quite honestly fucking moron yeah no offense connor no no but they're 0.99

00:42:32.000 the people they're the people that end up like inventing the next iphone you know what i'm saying 0.99

00:42:36.500 like they're they're landing on mars connor's gonna be the first yes yes or or they're the

00:42:41.800 dude you see on ventura walking around me like yeah they're either on mars or completely homeless

00:42:47.760 and just cracked zero or a hundred man you ever befriend a homeless man uh i you know what i uh

00:42:55.960 i don't believe i have how about you what a weird transition is that you i'm proud of you

00:43:00.580 No, we did once.

00:43:01.680 Yeah, we did once.

00:43:02.720 What was his name?

00:43:04.620 That's a good friend.

00:43:05.380 I guess it really didn't be friends.

00:43:07.120 That's some pretty good friends right there.

00:43:09.460 No, we gave him a brick of cash, all right, dude?

00:43:11.360 What says friendship more than handing $8,000 to a new friend?

00:43:15.160 Seems a bit superficial.

00:43:16.480 Nah, not at all, dude.

00:43:17.780 When you ever do that, like a homeless person, you give them a dollar,

00:43:19.940 and then like, give me another dollar.

00:43:21.820 See, if you're watching this and you're on the streets with no TV

00:43:25.900 or ability to watch this, 0.97

00:43:27.620 let me give you one word of advice don't fuck it up for all the other homeless people yeah 0.83

00:43:35.160 beggars can't be choosers honestly like i i remember when i was a kid my sister went up to 0.96

00:43:39.640 one and she was like i'm freezing on the streets and she's like my sister was like six and she's

00:43:44.800 like oh you're that cold we went back to the house we saw her behind the hooters in milford

00:43:48.880 connecticut and we brought my sister brought her her blanket from her bed and the lady's like 0.96

00:43:53.540 i don't want this i want i want money and i was like lady are you fucking kidding me right now 0.97

00:43:59.300 my sister started crying dude like la homeless people are the worst dog i mean not not all of 0.97

00:44:05.180 them but i've i've i have had this happen to me where i go off to someone i'm like hey man like

00:44:09.600 do you want a sandwich and he goes oh sure hey is that gluten-free by chance is that gluten is

00:44:14.360 that a gluten-free sandwich i'm like like i don't know he goes okay and then he said he hit me with

00:44:18.780 what you just said he goes wait listen yeah he goes he goes he goes i'd rather just have money

00:44:24.220 yeah by the way who knows what he's gonna do okay but wait but wait i go ah man i'm sorry i have no

00:44:30.100 cash on me right now oh no problem bro you got square no no it has happened yeah you got square

00:44:36.040 yeah you got you square bro it's happened bro bro you got venmo i say guy how homeless are you

00:44:42.740 By the way, he's also got the newest iPhone

00:44:46.600 And mine's cracked

00:44:47.480 By the way, the unreleased one with three cameras

00:44:50.320 How did you get that?

00:44:52.620 How did you get that?

00:44:53.660 And who are you? It's Tim Apple

00:44:55.420 Hold on, wait, can you try to read this one?

00:44:58.980 Can you try to read this one?

00:45:00.720 Wait

00:45:00.960 Alright, here we go, I'm going to attempt to read

00:45:03.200 Producers' Dylan's calligraphy

00:45:05.540 Anyone unhappy with

00:45:07.180 Impression?

00:45:10.280 Has anyone ever called you to tell you

00:45:11.840 they weren't happy with their impression like well the the secret code you guys try to speak

00:45:16.300 on this show is incredible with the just looking at the what was that got it uh has anybody ever

00:45:23.480 been uh there is just one person who does not like my impression of him i never say his name

00:45:28.340 but i'm doing it right now incredible phenomenal arugula everybody in this room not getting it

00:45:34.160 is it adam sheffer no no that sounds like this that's what this is no jim rome uh

00:45:40.340 He might not even know who it is.

00:45:42.420 You are talking to three people that just literally don't watch sports.

00:45:45.540 Yeah.

00:45:45.940 No, that's what I figured.

00:45:46.920 I used to watch Around the Horn quite frequently.

00:45:49.780 Yeah.

00:45:50.000 I had the weirdest moment.

00:45:53.520 Wait, no.

00:45:53.900 Did he do Around the Horn?

00:45:55.380 No, no.

00:45:56.100 He's had a lot of different shows.

00:45:57.580 I actually like him a lot.

00:45:58.620 He just does not like me.

00:45:59.780 He had that battle with Chris Everett.

00:46:02.180 He's like, Chrissy.

00:46:03.560 And he jumped across the table.

00:46:05.080 What do you do when people don't like you that don't really add much to your life?

00:46:09.900 I just had a really kind of high-profile person admit that they hate me this past week.

00:46:14.540 Oh, no.

00:46:14.720 What do you—

00:46:15.140 I don't know if I even—

00:46:16.460 You've got to say it.

00:46:17.800 Who?

00:46:18.140 Dan Bilzerian.

00:46:19.280 He hates me.

00:46:19.940 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:46:20.260 He fucking hates me. 0.99

00:46:21.080 Well, you've kind of been biting— 1.00

00:46:23.520 I've been nipping at his heels a little bit.

00:46:25.320 He's got some great girls that I'd like to hang out with.

00:46:28.400 And by the way, they're all friends of mine.

00:46:29.880 I'm not doing anything wrong.

00:46:31.560 You know, he's got—by the way, he's got 600 girls in L.A., so, like, sometimes you just end up hanging out with one.

00:46:36.700 but he it sucks because he does these incredible biannual parties are you not invited anymore

00:46:41.920 go to the biannual parties really imagine you know mike we were talking about this weeks ago 0.88

00:46:47.360 you did say you you this is like the one thing that you have to be at it would it we didn't go

00:46:55.140 he got the he got the invite the other day and we he didn't he chose not to go because we went 0.97

00:46:59.340 to the wine mixer no no no we you guys let me just bring the catalina fucking wine yeah you 0.73

00:47:04.980 guys have the greatest lives ever it's incredible what your lives are i just i'm just thinking 0.96

00:47:10.360 about having to go home and worry about my daughter and wife and you guys like she had 600 0.60

00:47:15.920 girls i can have 50 of them who cares this sucks man this is the worst day of my life because one 0.98

00:47:25.600 girl didn't look back at me what is i said like that that is your tough day you are basically the 0.99

00:47:33.320 homeless guy asking for a better sandwich and then money that's what you are that's what you are

00:47:38.040 no i didn't i didn't say i didn't say had an issue with it i just said that he just doesn't like oh

00:47:43.120 you got yeah you got me i remember i pulled up fine i pulled up find your friends on my phone

00:47:48.040 i actually i think i texted you the photo and i was just chilling in santa monica i was like

00:47:51.360 what logan's doing just a blot of him on catalina island yeah we got wow we got my boys are out

00:47:58.340 here that was another fun comment i dealt with this weekend i posted we posted all the pictures

00:48:02.360 from you know we took a executive chopper brand flew us out from santa monica the chopper landed 0.76

00:48:07.740 on a fucking yacht by the way hung out went around the island just for a brand deal normal stuff 0.91

00:48:12.520 normal shit yeah and i posted a picture and somebody wrote all on logan paul's dime and i 0.99

00:48:18.020 was like you know what i set the whole fucking trip up i invited i didn't pay for any like i 0.98

00:48:22.720 set it all up i'm like do you want to come with me a brand asked me to go but yeah i was mike's 0.93

00:48:26.940 plus one i was mike's plus one it's a comment you're right man we gotta we gotta no i don't

00:48:32.160 think there's anything wrong i'm not judging i'm just saying it's awesome oh no no i just

00:48:35.680 because i i'm too envious i just look at it i go hey man you can give it all up and join us

00:48:40.440 whenever the fuck you want yeah it's true yeah how important are the wife and kids like think 0.97

00:48:45.120 about it oh look into logan paul's eyes there is something about your eyes i listen when you meet 0.99

00:48:51.700 people for the first time you don't always understand i and this has happened to me in a

00:48:55.860 few times but that you meet people and you you you see them face to face and their eyes are

00:49:01.440 something and you have the one of those sets of eyes that you just look and you're like i kind of

00:49:06.500 get the stardom all of a sudden it's just like holy cow like it's into the soul it's where it

00:49:11.540 is and you're like even you're doing it right now i don't know what it is but it's this kind of a 0.98

00:49:15.680 thanks man whatever that is want to hear some fucked up shit yeah first off i really i appreciate 0.95

00:49:21.600 that it's always good to hear feedback about yourself good or bad um i know i know that and 0.98

00:49:27.180 i i use it to manipulate people no i'm serious what you want yeah yeah no it's bad but like i

00:49:34.460 feel like i feel like a lot of people in hollywood do that especially the sociopaths what good

00:49:38.800 the charm not not so much a charm just like just like tell us especially actors like think about

00:49:45.060 think about actors dude it is a superpower acting the ability to act the ability to be someone who

00:49:51.080 is not you is a superpower and if you're not doing it on camera and you're being in real life

00:49:58.720 you can pull off a lie you can manipulate you can deceive like that no one will know i tell everyone

00:50:05.120 don't trust actors frank have you ever have you ever done this to get out of a situation

00:50:10.960 have you used that's a great question uh no not really i mean i try to use my powers for good

00:50:18.220 instead of evil, apparently, unlike

00:50:19.980 Logan.

00:50:21.920 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:50:24.220 Who's to say it's evil? Sure, the word

00:50:25.900 deceive comes with a heavy negative comment.

00:50:29.000 Do you know what

00:50:30.120 he's deceiving people to do?

00:50:31.620 Wait a second. Sure, the word killing can

00:50:33.900 sound bad.

00:50:35.980 But not when you're killing cancer

00:50:38.140 and babies.

00:50:39.360 Do you know what he does?

00:50:41.500 It's perspective and context.

00:50:43.560 Do you know what he deceives people to do?

00:50:46.480 Stop robbing banks.

00:50:48.220 stop stealing other people's health care benefits.

00:50:52.960 Wow.

00:50:53.780 How do you do that?

00:50:54.760 Well, he's quite deceiving.

00:50:56.180 He can do it.

00:50:56.740 I don't know how to do it.

00:50:57.640 I don't deceive people.

00:50:58.540 I tell nothing but truth.

00:51:00.560 But here's the other thing.

00:51:01.900 Along with those incredibly blue eyes comes an incurable case of colorblindness. 0.99

00:51:08.020 So how fucked up is that? 1.00

00:51:09.200 Are you colorblind? 1.00

00:51:10.060 Yeah, man.

00:51:10.400 All colors or just red, green?

00:51:11.700 No, just red, green.

00:51:12.600 Okay.

00:51:13.120 You?

00:51:14.000 I think I see all of them.

00:51:15.280 I just never worked it out.

00:51:16.980 Yeah, what color is that?

00:51:18.220 Uh, purple.

00:51:19.060 Yes, he's good.

00:51:19.940 Yeah, you're good.

00:51:20.460 Yes, in fact, great thing.

00:51:21.400 If Logan had said that, that'd be perfect.

00:51:22.540 Yes.

00:51:22.900 No, this is a stat.

00:51:24.220 Like, I think it's like one in ten men are colorblind. 0.92

00:51:26.540 Yeah, it's a men thing. 0.87

00:51:27.600 All right.

00:51:28.240 Why do you think men were targeted with that plate?

00:51:30.280 I don't know if it was targeted is the word I'll use.

00:51:32.320 I think it's some sort of genetic.

00:51:33.780 The tangent you guys can go off on this show is incredible.

00:51:37.060 Oh, that's our specialty.

00:51:37.460 No, it's incredible.

00:51:38.300 It is so much fun just to watch you guys ping back and forth.

00:51:43.240 I read a comment.

00:51:44.740 They said in our Ben Shapiro episode, they're like,

00:51:47.100 i've never seen ben shapiro smile this much oh i saw that comment he loved it they said they said

00:51:53.180 well you never watched enough ben shapiro then he's usually smiling because he's smoking someone's 0.91

00:51:58.560 ass out dude like argument no he doesn't smile then he keeps it he keeps it kosher but he's

00:52:03.960 laser does this yep yeah he starts to talk and it says that really quick just uh don't want to

00:52:11.360 wear a machine gun which is like i'm about facts real quick let me let me let me get this in here

00:52:16.280 colorblindness affects approximately 1 in 12 men

00:52:18.300 just for those listening

00:52:19.680 1 in 12 men

00:52:21.220 that's a pretty decent amount

00:52:22.720 and you can't be a pilot by the way I can never be a pilot

00:52:25.060 I think that's good

00:52:27.260 wait what does it have to do with being a pirate

00:52:29.960 I could be a pirate

00:52:31.580 it could be a pirate

00:52:33.660 just in one eye

00:52:34.840 that's interesting

00:52:36.920 sometimes the tangents don't work

00:52:38.560 can you imagine

00:52:40.180 what's the tennis ball

00:52:43.340 what's happening with the tennis ball that's just fun

00:52:45.660 That's just nuts.

00:52:46.620 Is that how I catch now, too?

00:52:47.900 What was that?

00:52:48.420 Well, you had to go around the mic. 0.99

00:52:51.020 That was the most pathetic. 1.00

00:52:54.040 Going for like a loaf of bread. 1.00

00:52:55.080 Do you want to know what you did?

00:52:56.000 You caught it like Alex Jones.

00:52:57.600 Hold on.

00:52:59.280 Let me try.

00:52:59.760 Let me try.

00:53:01.220 Do it again. 0.81

00:53:02.020 I actually saw two balls coming at me. 0.80

00:53:04.180 There it is.

00:53:04.840 Good.

00:53:05.200 Good.

00:53:05.480 Got it.

00:53:05.960 First try.

00:53:08.860 I'm sorry.

00:53:09.460 Go ahead.

00:53:09.980 I was just going to tell you a couple more little stories about it because meeting the

00:53:12.460 people is the really cool thing for me.

00:53:14.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:14.480 And my daughter, I was talking about the Ace Con kind of thing.

00:53:17.040 The last one we went to, so Josh Brolin, who plays.

00:53:20.800 I love Josh Brolin.

00:53:22.340 He's daddy, if I'm being honest.

00:53:24.440 Stand up, man.

00:53:25.920 I found out years ago, if you Google it,

00:53:28.560 there was an interview that he did where somebody asked him about when he,

00:53:32.700 because he played George W. Bush in W.

00:53:35.360 Oh, yes.

00:53:36.160 And he talks about me.

00:53:37.400 Somebody asked him about Frank Caliendo, and they're like,

00:53:39.880 what do you think about Frank Caliendo's impression?

00:53:41.260 And he actually calls me Frank Caliento with a T.

00:53:45.120 Does that mean hot in Spanish?

00:53:46.520 Yeah.

00:53:46.960 I'm going to change my name anyways.

00:53:47.840 Caliente.

00:53:48.320 Caliento.

00:53:49.560 So he talks about that.

00:53:51.700 And he says, Frank Caliento.

00:53:52.620 And he starts going off about how I was important to the movie and his take on it and all that sort of stuff.

00:53:58.920 So I was at this Comic-Con, this Ace Con in Seattle.

00:54:01.640 And I wanted to meet him.

00:54:02.780 And I talked to my agent.

00:54:04.140 I got it all set up.

00:54:05.240 And we go in there.

00:54:06.440 And we failed to meet him during the day.

00:54:08.940 It was one of those things.

00:54:09.580 It was my daughter's birthday a year ago.

00:54:11.000 on her birthday she broke her elbow and this is June 29th of last year then this June 29th she

00:54:16.360 uh we we got to meet Josh Brolin so we go up and we start to hang out with him for a little bit

00:54:20.740 and I didn't know Chris Evans was going to be there at the same time Captain America so I'm

00:54:25.640 talking to Brolin about you know this role he's just saying this role you're so important to the

00:54:30.740 role it was amazing what you did and then Chris Evans like what role and I'm like Thanos and then

00:54:35.240 they start cracking up a little bit and Chris Evans goes wait a second who are you and I go

00:54:39.820 Frank Calhoun goes oh he starts going crazy he starts quoting me and hitting me no way yeah it

00:54:45.220 was awesome it was the most it was Chris Evans fanboyed over you it was crazy the greatest thing

00:54:50.240 that's awesome I don't care about in front of in front of my daughter my daughter oh wow this was

00:54:55.520 the coolest moment I'll get so he's just going he's because he's a Patriots fan he brought the

00:55:00.380 Patriots to endgame so he do all the Bill Belichick stuff I do you know talking like Bill Belichick I

00:55:05.080 just don't care about what's going on in life I have no notion whatsoever great Antonio Brown

00:55:08.620 we got him so that kind of thing so he and that he's quoting mad stuff brewing you're knowing

00:55:12.640 going back and forth and then he's then he just keeps hitting me is it okay if i hit you he's

00:55:17.400 hitting me but he's hitting me i'm like relax you're captain america you're this super soldier

00:55:21.660 serum he's like hey get five or six more beers than me you'll find out when we're getting it 0.97

00:55:25.300 really he's like oh damn and my daughter goes that means he's had five or six beers already 0.93

00:55:29.740 so we're talking all this stuff we're going back and forth and just talking about how great i am 0.95

00:55:35.580 which is the greatest thing in the world yeah that's incredible we leave and then because the

00:55:39.200 photographers are behind because they've got to keep to a schedule uh so we leave and we go and

00:55:44.620 and we're standing outside for a little bit outside of the the booth area and he comes over

00:55:50.020 and talks to me more and then my we're just talking about football and life and stuff like

00:55:55.160 that i'm explaining what's like to be pigeonholed as a guy who only does impressions and i'm also

00:55:58.840 calling him captain america at the time so i guess he knows what it's like but hey you don't

00:56:02.760 understand what it's like to be me cap uh but he couldn't have been cooler and then that all ended

00:56:08.880 and my daughter goes this is the greatest day of my life and i went why she goes because he didn't

00:56:13.700 have to come over here and talk to you more he wanted to talk to you more and for her to figure

00:56:18.860 that out that was the coolest and i went from feeling like i failed my daughter to this is the

00:56:24.600 greatest ever life and she said this is the great as a 13 year old says to me on her 13th birthday

00:56:28.620 this is the greatest day of my life and i went it's never going to be better so just this is it

00:56:33.460 maybe the maybe the logan paul i was just about to say that's gonna be that's gonna be pretty big

00:56:37.420 that's gonna be way up there hey that's hilarious it's those kinds of things and uh we got it set

00:56:42.820 up that chicago has another one and um so in the midwest there's one in chicago it's in rosemont

00:56:49.180 uh illinois i think it's and i actually scheduled a stand-up date around it at zany's in chicago

00:56:54.680 smart so i could go to it uh and it's like the 11th 12th or something like that in uh rosemont

00:57:00.620 illinois but you know who's going to be there tom holland and oh that's a wrap that's that's a

00:57:06.800 that's the big deal he's man he's popping off i bet your daughter loves and chris hemsworth is

00:57:13.520 going to be there it's surreal it's over but i did oh this is another thing so so this is how

00:57:19.620 great evans was and i started doing i said i do some avengers impressions and he's like oh do one

00:57:24.440 doing i was like i started doing robert danny jr do me a favor enjoy me he's like that doesn't

00:57:28.740 sound like him oh he told you yeah i was great it was awesome it was awesome because i was like

00:57:34.680 then i thought about it because it's it's decent it's not the best in the world there are better

00:57:38.000 but okay right so doing that and then i realized he doesn't he doesn't talk to him like he does

00:57:43.720 in the movies and the movies like robert danny jr is a different person right than he is just

00:57:48.560 talking to him face to face so they were going off of that at least that's what i'm telling

00:57:51.700 myself on that situation yeah yeah i feel like how long does it take you to perfect these

00:57:56.720 impressions and also how much does it piss you off when someone's like oh do scotty pippen do

00:58:01.640 scotty pippen it's the hardest in the world because people think you're a sorcerer and you're

00:58:05.520 more of a magician uh the reality is it takes a lot of time you i saw somebody who's the guy you

00:58:11.460 guys had on uh we just had him homer simpson uh vincent marcus yeah yeah he was very very very

00:58:18.020 good i don't know if he got into this but i saw some little pieces and it for me and most of the

00:58:22.220 people like ross marquand who's on walking dead who's incredible uh and there's quite a few other

00:58:26.620 people that i just go that's amazing what you do i actually sat down with ross and went how long

00:58:32.180 because you start to wonder if somebody else is magical and they can just do this and sometimes

00:58:36.360 you can pick up on a little thing like with you again here i see the eyes and the eyes are the

00:58:40.740 first thing you know that starts to happen and then you can find you know you've got this i can

00:58:45.380 And you're a bigger Bob

00:58:47.660 I'm like a Bob

00:58:50.740 You're staying away from everything right now

00:58:54.200 Just don't observe me

00:58:57.960 I love if you tell me about my mannerisms

00:59:00.960 I found out about my pinky

00:59:02.500 If you pay close attention

00:59:03.620 Never quite fully straightens out man

00:59:06.400 Are you able to straighten it?

00:59:07.840 I can

00:59:08.280 Is that a mannerism?

00:59:09.100 Does that count?

00:59:10.800 Is a mannerism a mannerism of a man? 1.00

00:59:14.560 Fuck, I do this all the time. 1.00

00:59:16.680 I do this one all the time. 1.00

00:59:18.820 Why do I say mannerism?

00:59:21.380 That's like an aneurysm for a man.

00:59:22.940 Oh, my God, it's Alex Jones.

00:59:24.280 I'm back.

00:59:24.760 Bro, I got to stop boxing.

00:59:26.240 Yo, I love words.

00:59:27.300 I'm just, I'm ruining them all.

00:59:28.960 I will be honest with you, 100%.

00:59:31.120 I'm sorry if this sounds judgy or anything like that.

00:59:34.520 I am incredibly, the fact that I can't use my vocabulary to get to how great your vocabulary is speaks volumes.

00:59:43.780 Thank you.

00:59:44.140 Because you guys use, you guys, this isn't even a Ben Shapiro episode and you've thrown out, although you do have what are called the spoonerisms.

00:59:49.880 You throw the wrong word in there once in a while, but the, yeah, well, or the man, how dare you?

00:59:54.620 Like 2% of the time.

00:59:56.240 Because that makes it funny.

00:59:57.760 Let me tell you something.

00:59:59.120 Wait a second.

00:59:59.700 Wait a second.

01:00:00.020 That was not a judgment.

01:00:01.040 I'm doing it constantly.

01:00:02.300 There is no.

01:00:02.980 That wasn't even Alex Jones.

01:00:03.880 He's just seeping through me.

01:00:05.140 What is happening?

01:00:06.360 Is it this chair?

01:00:08.380 Mike.

01:00:08.780 Like, there's no, there's nothing that we take more seriously than vocab.

01:00:14.440 Not, not a single thing.

01:00:15.580 Nothing.

01:00:15.900 And so he's like, he's like, we got this guy, Shannon Briggs.

01:00:18.860 Maybe girls.

01:00:20.240 No chance. 0.98

01:00:20.980 No, not even close.

01:00:21.780 His, one of his boxing coaches is always like, let's go champ.

01:00:24.380 You're going to get in the ring.

01:00:25.020 You're going to do this.

01:00:26.020 I really need you to get hyper-focused, but he'll say one word wrong.

01:00:29.460 And Logan's like, I see what you were going for there.

01:00:32.220 But when you said hyper-focused, I would have gone with more like a keenly aware. 0.99

01:00:36.720 and, like, we take this shit seriously. 1.00

01:00:39.860 It does. 1.00

01:00:40.080 Do you guys own word of the day calendar or something?

01:00:42.020 Is that...

01:00:42.820 That feels like something...

01:00:43.920 No, it's just, for me, 0.99

01:00:45.520 my excuse for all the dumb shit that I know is age. 0.99

01:00:48.500 I don't know what Logan's excuse is. 0.99

01:00:50.020 I've been, ever since a kid,

01:00:51.400 I was a sponge for knowledge. 1.00

01:00:52.560 You don't want to fuck with me in Jeopardy. 1.00

01:00:54.240 I will annihilate, maim, and kill that fucking Jeopardy. 1.00

01:00:58.720 Let me text Ken Jennings. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Let me see.

01:01:00.800 Let's call Alex. 1.00

01:01:03.100 Ken Jennings will fucking smoke. 1.00

01:01:04.700 I mean, for the average. 1.00

01:01:05.760 I am the best.

01:01:06.700 I am the number one Jeopardy champion in the world.

01:01:09.640 Ken Jennings, I've never played Jeopardy.

01:01:12.120 That's a Trump right there.

01:01:13.300 I've never done it.

01:01:14.000 I've never been.

01:01:14.700 What's a category five?

01:01:15.760 I've never heard of it.

01:01:16.760 Never happened.

01:01:17.580 It's never happened.

01:01:18.420 It was the biggest deal.

01:01:19.780 We've never seen it before. 1.00

01:01:20.840 We don't want the people from the Bahamas coming here. 1.00

01:01:23.860 We don't want them. 1.00

01:01:25.340 Unless you've got all your paperwork.

01:01:26.480 Who is that?

01:01:27.860 Yeah, that was just like a secretary.

01:01:30.020 I'm not an impressionist.

01:01:31.700 You're the sorcerer. 0.99

01:01:34.160 You're the mutant. 0.96

01:01:34.640 i gotta ask is it impossible for you to limit your kids and what they want to do in life based 0.83

01:01:41.860 off of what you're doing uh explain that a little bit more so like in school right now

01:01:48.520 the typical situation because i'm big on education the typical situation is you know you got to go

01:01:53.360 to college you got to get a degree you're making boatloads of money in doing impressions of other

01:01:59.700 people you know is it hard for you to then limit your kids as to what they can do i want them to

01:02:05.080 do whatever makes them happy i mean i think that's uh big my son's really good at math he likes

01:02:09.340 business so i think that's probably where he's going to be my daughter wants to be in the movie

01:02:14.280 business i don't know if she wants to be in front of a camera but she's one of those she knows 1.00

01:02:19.000 things all she does is watch youtube all day and but but she gains a lot of she washes by chance 0.98

01:02:24.760 She watches all MCU stuff, so she knows all the interviews and junket press things. 0.97

01:02:33.100 Oh, so she really loves MCU.

01:02:34.880 Oh, yeah.

01:02:35.420 Like to a crazy, I don't want to call her crazy, but she's crazy about it.

01:02:40.220 It's to the point where I started doing podcasts just to learn more with friends who are comic book people.

01:02:45.120 I do that type of stuff to gain more knowledge because she wanted to know what was going to happen in Endgame.

01:02:52.440 and all she does is look up theories and theories and stuff.

01:02:55.260 Dedicated parents.

01:02:56.480 Were you always like on the fast track to caring completely about your kids?

01:03:00.880 Yeah, like I said, that's part of why I got away from some of the,

01:03:05.840 you know, we were talking about it earlier with YouTube and Instagram

01:03:09.740 and all that stuff.

01:03:10.520 I bet on Vine, but I didn't do anything else because I just,

01:03:14.340 Twitter was so angry, so I just got away from it.

01:03:16.580 Still is.

01:03:17.500 I'm back on it some because I just have, you go into an executive's office,

01:03:20.780 you guys know how this works.

01:03:21.840 you go into a network executive's office whether it's youtube a network and they're like how many

01:03:27.800 followers your numbers yeah what are your numbers yeah i i had 350 000 twitter followers five years

01:03:34.700 ago six years ago i still have 350 000 twitter followers i had i had i had this is how bad my

01:03:40.860 instagram was i had 15 000 people as of two months ago when i started trying again and i think i'm up

01:03:47.680 to like 48 000 in the last but do you think it's because of what you do like is there an impressionist

01:03:52.820 who who has popped off because vincent marcus the other impressionist we had in this show

01:03:57.840 sort of iterated the same thing in terms of what are you saying what do you mean growth growth on

01:04:02.500 social or lack thereof like like do is there anyone that's an impressionist that's really

01:04:07.600 gone crazy on social media i don't know but i see to me i try and do a a large array of things i try

01:04:13.540 out to do just the impressions so the way i've been growing it is some of the impressions because

01:04:18.760 that's where people know me but i'm trying to do other stuff as well and be more creative and not

01:04:23.260 just be that so it's it's and even my stand-up has started to tell more stories and talk about

01:04:28.260 you know fortnight and stuff like that and uh trying to be relatable yeah just my family it's

01:04:33.640 just your family stuff you do an impression of a president if that president's not president

01:04:37.840 anymore it's it's boring it's old family stuff is huge i don't know if that's true i love hearing

01:04:42.860 your Bush impression.

01:04:44.240 I love it, too.

01:04:45.180 You do too much of it,

01:04:46.580 and then it looks like

01:04:47.240 you just can't do something else.

01:04:48.460 You know what his favorite

01:04:49.100 thing to do is?

01:04:50.660 Clear brush.

01:04:52.040 I love it.

01:04:52.520 On his ranch.

01:04:53.200 Because there's just 1.00

01:04:53.760 an R-less in it, 0.87

01:04:55.360 or in my name.

01:04:56.680 Brush to Bush.

01:04:59.360 Get it?

01:05:00.880 Can you imagine?

01:05:01.780 That's the reason?

01:05:02.960 That's the only reason, man.

01:05:04.160 You ever meet him?

01:05:04.680 Imagine his deep fakes.

01:05:06.760 The deep fakes.

01:05:07.540 Wow.

01:05:08.400 I was supposed to meet,

01:05:09.220 it was Bush and John Madden

01:05:11.120 at the Super Bowl,

01:05:12.380 two impressions which i'm really known for it was at the super bowl on fox and jerry jones was

01:05:17.020 about the owner and general manager of the adalus cowboys um just a few uh hours down the street

01:05:23.480 for me uh so but they i got past the secret service and everything like cleared me but they

01:05:29.220 wouldn't interrupt jerry jones i would have been on the super bowl looking at george w bush going

01:05:33.140 hey man how's it going and john man going oh i mean that's pretty good right there you know so

01:05:36.520 so do you know that's his like number one is matt is the john madden i mean it probably was

01:05:41.900 I mean, that was the biggest years ago was the John Madden.

01:05:44.760 But he's Charles Barkley's big, too.

01:05:47.040 Oh, yeah.

01:05:48.060 And Barkley's the type of guy's like, Frank, you got to keep doing me.

01:05:50.680 I'm like, why?

01:05:51.160 Because every time you do it, I make more money.

01:05:53.760 I don't even understand why.

01:05:55.540 Charles Barkley is one of my he's one of the people I patterned myself after somewhat, too, because of honesty.

01:06:00.180 There's younger people, too.

01:06:02.000 That's something I'm into the tennis ball now.

01:06:03.780 Good.

01:06:04.160 So younger people nowadays, I sound like I'm 100.

01:06:08.140 But there's honesty.

01:06:09.120 People like honesty.

01:06:10.440 When I was coming up in comedy, it was more of what jokes you got.

01:06:13.980 Now it's like, where are you coming from?

01:06:15.760 What's your truth?

01:06:16.940 What is 100%?

01:06:18.180 I love that.

01:06:18.680 And Barkley, a couple years ago, Barkley, for people who don't know, Charles Barkley, former NBA player, now analyst.

01:06:24.860 Phoenix Suns.

01:06:25.260 Yeah, an analyst, Philadelphia 76ers, a bunch of other teams too, Houston Rockets.

01:06:31.060 So he went on TV as a player and said, I am not a role model.

01:06:35.160 And then he went out and constantly proved it.

01:06:36.940 So you know where he was coming from, right?

01:06:39.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:39.960 So a couple of years ago, Draymond Green on the Golden State Warriors, he's on your team.

01:06:46.700 You're like, this guy's our defense.

01:06:48.180 This guy's our guy, our enforcer, all the kinds of things. 0.97

01:06:50.320 You're on the other team like, dude, you're a cheater, that kind of a thing. 0.99

01:06:52.960 So Barkley goes on TV and says, I want to punch Draymond Green in the face. 0.97

01:06:57.000 And I actually cleaned that up.

01:06:58.060 I don't have to hear it. 1.00

01:06:58.680 He's like, I want to punch Draymond Green's ass in the face. 0.99

01:07:01.040 Now, first of all, it's on TNT. 1.00

01:07:02.640 And what's the ass face punch? 0.88

01:07:03.800 Anybody have an idea what that is? 0.97

01:07:06.320 What's going on there?

01:07:07.360 Talk to your boxing guy, Logan. 0.92

01:07:09.060 Ass to face? 0.93

01:07:09.580 Yes. So then it was his apology that was brilliant because he went on TV and you knew he had to apologize because one of the things that was going to snowball, we've been in those situations, you know, and some people got around him and said he had to, but he was honest to himself.

01:07:25.660 And he said what he truly believed. He went on and said, I apologize for recognizing that Draymond Green has such a punchable face.

01:07:33.140 and nobody cared

01:07:35.860 you know why

01:07:36.300 because it's Charles Barkley

01:07:38.300 and he's already

01:07:39.720 set himself up

01:07:40.720 for that's who he is

01:07:41.740 it's brilliant

01:07:42.440 that phenomenon

01:07:43.220 is why Conor McGregor

01:07:44.880 can punch an old 0.99

01:07:45.800 Irish man in the face 0.99

01:07:47.040 or Dave Chappelle

01:07:47.820 Dave Chappelle

01:07:49.560 as well

01:07:50.100 did you watch

01:07:51.080 the Dave Chappelle stand up

01:07:52.000 I haven't seen it yet

01:07:53.180 because I don't watch

01:07:54.580 a lot of stand up

01:07:55.400 because you don't want

01:07:56.040 to be influenced

01:07:56.660 but too many people

01:07:57.780 are saying watch that

01:07:58.480 and then Bill Burr

01:07:59.360 that just came up

01:08:00.060 Bill Burr's just out

01:08:01.140 another genius

01:08:01.540 yeah we have to watch that

01:08:03.180 Yeah, he's great.

01:08:03.960 What is, what's helped? 0.98

01:08:05.180 Damn, that's what I'm talking about. 0.96

01:08:07.600 What does Madden think about the Browns this year? 0.99

01:08:10.300 I mean, you look at them and you wonder, you hope, and then you wonder again.

01:08:14.380 I mean, I don't know what's going to happen.

01:08:17.240 Tell you what, man, they're not going to be the Raiders this year.

01:08:19.600 That's going to be some pretty good stuff right there, man.

01:08:21.560 And that's when Frank just started going.

01:08:24.040 We're trying to figure out it's a conspiracy.

01:08:25.720 I know it is, but it's going to be a tremendous conspiracy.

01:08:28.420 He didn't say the P in conspiracy.

01:08:30.240 That's like you're losing the R in brush. 0.93

01:08:33.820 Tied it all.

01:08:34.420 I went to Adam Sandler.

01:08:35.280 I tied it all together pretty well right there.

01:08:37.800 Hey, baby.

01:08:39.520 Nice.

01:08:40.540 Hey, that's amazing.

01:08:41.680 Happy birthday, Adam Sandler, by the way, yesterday.

01:08:43.460 Really?

01:08:44.060 53 years old.

01:08:45.040 How do I know that?

01:08:45.720 Because I am him.

01:08:47.000 Hey, thank you very much, AJ.

01:08:48.560 I appreciate it.

01:08:51.420 I want to go to audio only right now.

01:08:53.140 It's this, but audio only on Spotify and iTunes.

01:08:56.200 I'm sorry, Dan Bilzerian.

01:08:57.320 Please take me back.

01:08:58.500 I don't know what I could do, but I apologize.

01:09:01.500 please I need the biannual 0.98

01:09:03.440 fucking parties 0.99

01:09:04.420 I don't even know what I did 0.99

01:09:06.520 I'm sorry for talking so much this episode

01:09:09.140 yeah you've really thrown me off

01:09:11.220 with your silence

01:09:12.120 that's going to be great for the audio portion

01:09:16.160 am I getting too comfortable 0.99

01:09:18.000 becoming too much of a dick 1.00

01:09:19.900 no that's what we are 1.00

01:09:21.420 Frank bro thank you for coming on

01:09:24.340 the number one podcast in the world

01:09:25.820 where can they find you on social

01:09:27.060 at Frank Caliendo across all the

01:09:29.500 various forms of social media

01:09:31.100 If you can't spell Caliendo, it's the letter C, the word alien, and the word do.

01:09:34.980 At Frank C, alien, do.

01:09:36.560 I know.

01:09:36.940 It's a conspiracy.

01:09:37.660 That's exactly what it is.

01:09:39.040 The number one conspiracy.

01:09:41.600 Yeah.

01:09:42.060 We didn't even know how it is.

01:09:43.120 And podcasts, frankpods.com will bring you a bunch of different stuff, too.

01:09:47.660 Very cool.

01:09:48.220 Thank you guys for listening to this episode.

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01:09:54.740 Take it easy.

01:09:55.440 Peace.

01:09:56.700 It's exclusive.

01:09:57.640 It's audio only.

01:09:58.440 This is happening still currently.

01:10:01.060 Cameras are just gone.

01:10:01.820 No one's filming us.

01:10:02.840 See, look, there goes the camera guy.

01:10:04.140 He just walked off.

01:10:04.780 Immediately.

01:10:05.860 He's going straight to the vegan food.

01:10:06.540 I'll be honest with you.

01:10:07.340 We got one person that works here that just hates his job.

01:10:09.820 It's the camera guy, dude.

01:10:10.940 Really?

01:10:11.240 Yeah, Andre.

01:10:12.180 Andre, you want to be on camera or you just don't like panning side to side and zooming?

01:10:17.320 I like the panning side to side.

01:10:19.240 I'm an anti-Zoom guy. 1.00

01:10:21.440 He actually caught some shit. 1.00

01:10:23.440 He caught some shit the past, I think, two episodes. 1.00

01:10:26.140 I sent it to him for your spastic Zooms? 1.00

01:10:29.180 Yes. 1.00

01:10:29.840 Have you?

01:10:30.300 Oh, people don't like the spastic zoom? 0.99

01:10:31.800 Have you adjusted at all, this one? 0.98

01:10:33.460 Yeah, it'd be pretty chill this time.

01:10:35.200 Because, by the way, it doesn't bother me, but I had this problem with Spencer, too.

01:10:38.740 When Spencer first came in, pop zoom in like a mofo.

01:10:42.160 Yeah, no, no. 0.99

01:10:42.840 Hey, but this is the thing.

01:10:44.120 Nobody knew this behind the scenes.

01:10:45.520 I would show Logan the clips from the camera.

01:10:48.020 He'd be like, make sure you're pop zoom in.

01:10:49.760 Zoom in a little bit more.

01:10:51.300 And so I was like, all right.

01:10:52.880 I mean, I'll just keep doing it more and more.

01:10:54.560 Hold on one second.

01:10:55.180 Who are you?

01:10:57.000 Oh, he does a lot.

01:10:58.780 I don't know.

01:10:59.420 i'm just kidding look at logan he's actually like oh i'm sorry we need you back we need you back

01:11:03.900 no but also i mean sorry we'll get it we'll be vegans let me let me give you a quick

01:11:08.400 understand now actually let me no no you guys had i was gonna give you a quick thing of the of yes

01:11:13.580 that's exactly what i was gonna say the way this show works is depending on the guest someone will

01:11:18.040 always over index this technically should have should have been and i'm usually the one that

01:11:22.820 fucks it up should have been you and logan episode because you're both in showbiz and so on and so

01:11:26.860 forth right spencer when we have people that are mindfulness education based that kind of stuff 0.91

01:11:32.040 spencer takes smart stuff is when i and that's why you talk to me exactly you just you're just a

01:11:38.160 little a little off of my caliber when you got when you're a doofus who does voices he's gonna

01:11:44.720 he's gonna check out for a little honestly i was just laughing the whole time yeah listen you guys

01:11:48.980 can make fun of me let me i learned this early is that if you can't laugh at yourself there's an

01:11:54.200 issue and you have to be able i that's one of the things i really do like about your show

01:11:58.200 you're willing to take jabs at each other you let people take jabs at you and i've gotten in trouble

01:12:02.920 for going and jabbing like i was actually worried about you mike when i came in i did the you know

01:12:06.760 you're late kind of thing i didn't care yeah but i did the the you know i'm old enough to know to

01:12:11.140 be on time kind of a thing and i and i i was i know you heard it but i was like worried oh did

01:12:15.840 i go into dick mode again i was so because like some some people you never know yeah so and i i'm 0.95

01:12:21.380 stupid that way i'm really i'm starting to talk i'm stupid what's happening to me kellen uh you're 0.99

01:12:27.920 getting younger bro that's what happens i'm gonna be a youtube sensation yeah oh button it up 1.00

01:12:33.180 benjamin all right so we've gone over we've gone overboard on each other and i'm interviewing you

01:12:40.280 guys it's it's it's me it's me so i i'm i usually claim to have this insanely thick skin and he's

01:12:46.440 got me a few times where i've blown up but is there a specific thing that gets you that you

01:12:51.020 don't like people to make fun of and that hits the point yeah and we've and we've worked we've

01:12:55.100 started to work around i think i think we used to take larger digs because what would happen is i

01:12:59.380 wouldn't storm off what i would do is i would he would go to a level that was just about right

01:13:03.840 the audience loved it everything was good and i would say oh we're going there 0.98

01:13:06.780 like to the fucking roof and i would say some fire the nuke nuclear missile and then we got 0.98

01:13:12.960 to stop the show he's got to punch me in the face it happens all the time yeah but so when i was on 0.98

01:13:17.420 fox and the nfl on fox with terry bradshaw we basically got it down to a rule where you could

01:13:21.540 make one fun of one of each of the sports guys in the in the studio per week oh and so because

01:13:27.460 if you made more than two you started to feel like they were getting beaten up so there's and

01:13:32.520 you guys know who made that rule um we just felt it we said there wasn't we just we it was uh the

01:13:38.680 market choosing actually it was like we could feel terry or terry bradshaw howie long or jimmy

01:13:44.680 johnson or kurt medefee whoever was there it's michael strahan if you went too hard at him you

01:13:49.000 could start to feel like you'd see him afterward kind of like they didn't pout or anything but 0.99

01:13:52.640 you could kind of see it in their eyes yo sounds like some pussy shit to me no no no i don't but 1.00

01:13:57.580 i don't hear that strahan you're gonna get your ass you just bust through that wall smash like a 1.00

01:14:03.360 kool-aid guy got family guy you just got me destroyed just rose back just rose back no but 0.99

01:14:09.260 i don't think it's straight i don't think there were certain people that did care more and even

01:14:12.680 And Terry, if you went after him too much, because it's every week and it's every week.

01:14:17.260 So sometimes you just have to take a break.

01:14:19.040 And he was great.

01:14:19.840 He's always been great about it.

01:14:21.300 He would go and he had the thing, not funny, Frank, which to him was like the most brilliant Simon Cowell, you know, come back in the world.

01:14:28.060 He thinks in his head he's coming back with something amazing, but he's just going not funny.

01:14:32.380 It's like I always say it's like a drunk guy meeting a girl at a bar.

01:14:36.020 You guys have no idea what that's like.

01:14:37.640 But you think you're the most debonair guy in the world.

01:14:40.480 you think you're speaking in French and we will go together

01:14:42.660 through French. You're really going,

01:14:44.440 you're pretty. I like you.

01:14:46.480 You got nice fingers.

01:14:49.680 That's a delivery

01:14:50.480 thing, though. I swear to God.

01:14:52.440 If you can tell a girl she's pretty and I like you

01:14:54.600 in just the right way and you look at her

01:14:56.560 with your blue eyes, bro.

01:14:58.360 Again, the blue eyes. 0.98

01:15:01.100 Can you get away with her brown eyes?

01:15:02.540 I know this is audio only, but you can

01:15:04.400 hear me. Feel me through this.

01:15:06.300 We can see your eyes through the audio.

01:15:08.080 through the speakers people are hearing your eyes

01:15:10.780 alright great 1.00

01:15:11.220 sometimes if you play it way dumb 0.99

01:15:15.980 way dumb and way cute 1.00

01:15:17.900 bro and you're just like 1.00

01:15:18.960 I see you turning towards me please look at someone else when you do this

01:15:21.460 look at him right in his eyes

01:15:23.100 hey you know you're pretty

01:15:25.000 I think I like you

01:15:26.680 that was the douchiest thing

01:15:29.940 I've ever done in my life

01:15:30.720 I was so wrong bro

01:15:32.640 as soon as I started that whole thing I was like

01:15:35.580 this ain't gonna work

01:15:36.120 i really wish we were still on camera because that i fell in love yeah that was that was that

01:15:43.160 was the most cringe thing i've ever done that was great how did it i gotta i gotta ask this how did

01:15:47.200 the how did the you sent it though should i be having this much fun i feel like coming in here

01:15:53.280 i felt like the oldest guy in the world and dylan is this is this decent i mean what this is amazing

01:15:58.600 dude that's great no i just i can't ever tell because i can what did the fans think when did

01:16:03.780 Did the fans like it when you guys would dig at each other?

01:16:06.760 Yeah, they liked it more than anything else.

01:16:08.820 That stuff's better.

01:16:09.820 Here's the thing.

01:16:10.380 When you're in sports comedy a lot of the time, you're taped and then you're played back.

01:16:14.480 And as you guys know, even on this show, a lot of the funniest stuff happens when something goes wrong.

01:16:20.100 And then you're in the moment and then you make fun of each other for that moment.

01:16:23.820 When you're on tape and played back for two minutes, you can't do that.

01:16:27.240 Something goes, it looks a little too staged as compared to just that organic feel.

01:16:33.360 and that's that that's the difficulty and that's almost all sports because they're not going to

01:16:37.740 trust that you're going to be able to go in there and goof around because it's usually g-rated or

01:16:41.780 at least close to that so and i'm clean but they just they don't want to take those chances it's

01:16:46.460 sports will do whatever live it's a it's an interesting thing that they'll do that and you 0.94

01:16:51.340 you hear fuck coming through and stuff like that on i can say that right yeah i didn't know if in 0.59

01:16:55.500 the audio portion only yeah you can say but you hear that i was using it for educational terms 0.99

01:16:59.960 And that's why you paid more attention.

01:17:02.460 But it was, but that's, I don't know.

01:17:06.300 I just look at that and go,

01:17:08.240 that's the tough thing about sports doing comedy and sports is it's always

01:17:11.800 like, here's your funny part.

01:17:13.460 Make it funny now, as opposed to you guys can do a show.

01:17:16.460 You can be entertaining.

01:17:17.780 You can be funny.

01:17:18.660 You can tell stories.

01:17:19.760 A joke can happen.

01:17:20.760 A joke can bomb.

01:17:21.840 One of my favorite moments was one of the jokes you threw out there.

01:17:24.500 It didn't work.

01:17:25.420 And then we all just had a moment of silence and it was like moving on.

01:17:28.880 Why is this great?

01:17:29.520 Are we allowed to take headphones off?

01:17:31.880 Yeah, you can.

01:17:33.040 Not all the transitions work.

01:17:36.200 Frank, how'd you get the Fox job?

01:17:38.280 Jimmy Kimmel,

01:17:39.640 he brought me on to do Madden

01:17:41.800 for president. So Kimmel was doing

01:17:43.720 the Fox picks at the time.

01:17:46.180 And he just brought me in

01:17:47.820 and it was the other people who auditioned were

01:17:49.600 Jeff Dunham with his puppets.

01:17:51.200 Oh, yeah.

01:17:52.700 Yeah. And Craig

01:17:55.000 Robinson and

01:17:56.780 I can't believe I'm going to think of his name.

01:17:58.900 If you know, he's a guy who does impressions.

01:18:00.420 I can't ever think of people's names.

01:18:02.800 On Mike and Molly, he's actually a friend of mine.

01:18:06.600 Yeah, new CBS show.

01:18:07.980 What's his, Kellen, what's his, you don't know?

01:18:09.560 You haven't been listening to me, at least.

01:18:12.380 He's connecting with Spencer.

01:18:14.140 Billy Gardell.

01:18:14.920 So it's Billy Gardell and Craig Robinson

01:18:16.200 did a point, counterpoint kind of thing.

01:18:18.420 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:19.080 So, but I ended up getting it

01:18:21.420 because they thought they could get the most variety from it.

01:18:23.480 And I was on there for nine years.

01:18:25.100 I mean, that was a long,

01:18:25.840 people don't realize how long that was.

01:18:27.600 and i've been off of it think about that like just to date this uh nine years i've been off for like

01:18:33.460 seven you were what ten at that time maybe four yeah i mean it's incredible to even think about

01:18:38.580 so it seems like you're still on because you made such an impact honestly right people don't know

01:18:43.820 yeah people will say oh i love john fox i've been there for nine years like but they'll see me on

01:18:48.520 other sports shows and that's where i a lot of times and i'm trying to break from just being in

01:18:53.160 that i mean you guys probably feel it too in like your own world you don't want to you want you you

01:18:59.300 like where you're at youtube you like where you're at social media like podcasts but you want to go

01:19:03.120 and try and do some other things yeah people don't want to be a friend of mine pat mcafee you know

01:19:07.360 pat yeah pat's one of those guys like people call him the internet guy he does so much he was an nfl

01:19:12.580 punter i mean he's interesting he's done great things i mean people do a lot of you do movies

01:19:17.600 you do you do parts you want to be more than just one thing but it's weird how everybody just labels

01:19:23.720 you no matter what's a youtube guy yeah yeah they find that one thing yeah but you know why you know

01:19:28.720 why i don't mind that because you're kind of an outlier well now now but it used to be vine guy

01:19:35.520 that bothered me oh shit that bothered me a lot because when i was doing other other stuff how

01:19:40.740 many vine followers did you have i think i was at oh it was a lot it was uh 0.98

01:19:44.980 13 14 million so i think i think i was i think i was top top three how long did it take you to

01:19:52.700 get that far i mean since the conception of vine inception of vine i did it so i think

01:19:58.880 inception you know that's like when it was just like buildings start to come from the sky you

01:20:05.940 know what there were multiple multiple sections yeah conception inception i think conception

01:20:11.940 Inception would have been when it was thought of, and conception would have been when it

01:20:15.240 was started.

01:20:17.060 No, incorrect.

01:20:19.880 I think Inception is a movie.

01:20:21.480 Inception.

01:20:22.040 That's what I was saying.

01:20:23.160 I'm going to be honest.

01:20:23.780 I'm going to be honest.

01:20:24.540 Both words.

01:20:25.440 Yeah, no, no.

01:20:26.000 Both words.

01:20:26.300 For sure, it's just smarter than me.

01:20:27.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:28.340 I've dumped it down and done.

01:20:29.680 But I say this a lot.

01:20:31.520 You're only as good as the last greatest thing you did or worst thing you did. 0.99

01:20:34.800 Like, people don't give a shit. 0.98

01:20:35.800 So if you're only known and that's the last greatest thing you did, like, how could I? 0.98

01:20:39.660 i didn't like it but also how could i expect anyone to call me anything else other than vine

01:20:44.380 guy right then it became youtube guy and then now it became controversial youtube man i was gonna

01:20:51.000 i thought you were gonna say boxer and then i was like you just definitely skipped one

01:20:54.120 i got the name now i got lucky controversial youtuber no no like people are you back to

01:21:00.620 all that slogan paul yeah no no it's a lot of people say that's jake paul it's interesting

01:21:04.840 how the tides have turned though with tiktok coming out because you know everybody used to

01:21:08.100 say everybody used to say like

01:21:10.040 YouTubers have no talent but now it's like

01:21:12.020 you know there's a lot of talent that goes

01:21:13.920 into creating YouTube videos now

01:21:15.860 it's people are lip syncing stuff and they're making

01:21:17.940 well that's my thing and by the way are they called

01:21:20.000 tiktokers that's what I was gonna ask is that it 0.75

01:21:22.080 tiktokers yo man 1.00

01:21:24.060 if I ever went up to a tiktoker

01:21:26.080 no disrespect so much better being a YouTuber

01:21:28.140 I was gonna say no disrespect but if

01:21:30.020 ever and if anyone's like yo what you doing I'm like

01:21:31.960 yo I'm a tiktoker 0.99

01:21:32.920 yo find an ice pick and stab me in the heart 1.00

01:21:35.840 wait a second that's the thing 0.97

01:21:38.020 that you said you didn't want to be.

01:21:39.380 You didn't want to be the old guy 1.00

01:21:41.000 complaining about the TikTokers. 1.00

01:21:42.280 No, no, no, no. 1.00

01:21:42.800 I don't want to be the TikTokers. 1.00

01:21:44.620 Mad respect to the TikTokers. 1.00

01:21:46.220 I think it's apostrophe R. 1.00

01:21:48.160 Let him keep doing it.

01:21:49.480 No, let him keep doing this.

01:21:51.300 I want to see him work his way out of it. 1.00

01:21:53.220 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:21:54.300 He can't. 1.00

01:21:55.000 He's in it. 1.00

01:21:55.700 Hey, if you're a TikToker, just go for it. 0.93

01:22:00.740 Keep ticking those stocks. 0.95

01:22:02.880 A new study shows out 80% of 7 to 17-year-olds

01:22:06.300 want to be TikTokers.

01:22:07.400 Oh, because, bro, I know, I won't say her name, but there's a famous girl. 0.68

01:22:14.000 It's Lady Gaga.

01:22:15.140 She's a friend of mine, Stephanie.

01:22:17.160 And, no, she's a young, famous girl in Hollywood,

01:22:22.200 and she loves the TikTok boys who lip-sync.

01:22:26.760 By the way, TikToker is, I think it's apostrophe R.

01:22:29.840 It's not ER like YouTuber.

01:22:31.760 It's TikTok.

01:22:32.500 Because otherwise it'd be TikToker.

01:22:34.500 TikToker.

01:22:35.260 Oh, good point.

01:22:35.940 Something very different.

01:22:36.700 here's my here's my one point i was gonna say earlier there's a there's a difference between 0.98

01:22:41.620 being anti new wave because you're old and washed up and not doing lame shit you can be you like 0.70

01:22:50.560 if you're even somewhat in touch with the youth generation you can still make a decision in your 0.99

01:22:58.140 your age and wisdom that says this is fucking lame even though it's so hot right now i'm not 0.98

01:23:04.720 going on musically i'm not going on tick tock because i don't want to fucking lip sync to the 0.99

01:23:09.740 new freaking one direction song i don't want to do it one direction broke up right but whoever 0.95

01:23:16.160 why don't we i'll use this and i don't want to lip sync to your music i'll bring i'll bring my 0.96

01:23:20.080 daughter back i threaten her that we'll tick tock together if she doesn't i'm like oh my god oh you

01:23:25.660 know what you keep acting like this we're doing a tick tock together she's like daddy no yeah oh

01:23:31.780 it's the worst she's like please don't like i started an account we'll make it happen people

01:23:37.640 will know you're mine that's hilarious so all right i gotta go uh get an std check wait you're

01:23:44.020 going yeah you are gonna yeah right now man how's it feel to fail something after such success on

01:23:48.440 this podcast today we don't know yet oh i know i'm sure hey thank you again frank yeah absolutely

01:23:54.000 i appreciate it thanks for having me yeah yeah all right we love you guys rate us five stars

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 11, 2019

E122 THE MAN THAT MADE CAPTAIN AMERICA FANBOY - IMPAULSIVE EP. 122

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