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00:02:12.340 I just was like laying there, and they're fine with it. 1.00

00:02:14.240 It's kind of like fucking a dead person. 0.99

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00:02:25.800 Okay, sorry.

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00:02:34.360 I mean, we could.

00:02:35.180 I don't know where he's going to cut in, though.

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00:02:40.980 Guys, he's out of it.

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00:03:05.260 me by danny thank you this is from a mug from the 1200s just things i've ever seen i actually think

00:03:10.700 it's from turkey no the icelandic dwarf tribes the guys from turkey brought that um yeah guys

00:03:17.020 i'm a little out of it you know it's thursday i'm doing double days now we in training camp and

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00:03:27.360 so you know your muscles

00:03:28.160 are breaking down

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00:03:33.400 Jake Paul versus Eddie Hearn

00:03:34.520 that's happening

00:03:35.200 whoa

00:03:35.620 Jake Paul versus Eddie Hearn

00:03:36.760 wait wait wait

00:03:37.160 they're gonna be fighting

00:03:38.780 no 0.90

00:03:39.220 holy shit 0.99

00:03:40.080 Eddie Hearn 0.99

00:03:40.600 isn't that the guy promoting

00:03:41.880 that's right

00:03:42.380 the legendary boxing promoter

00:03:43.600 what is going on

00:03:44.180 Eddie Hearn

00:03:44.920 well not quite

00:03:45.920 so we saw Eddie Hearn

00:03:47.600 he says nobody else can fight

00:03:49.260 if you're an influencer

00:03:50.080 except for me

00:03:50.920 exactly

00:03:51.440 so Eddie Hearn did say that

00:03:53.400 he said no influencers

00:03:54.200 no YouTubers

00:03:54.780 on the KSI versus Logan Paul

00:03:56.040 on the card

00:03:56.540 November 9th

00:03:57.520 by the way

00:03:57.820 press conferences

00:03:58.440 this weekend

00:03:59.060 it's gonna be awesome

00:04:00.100 Saturday next to

00:04:01.820 the Staples Center

00:04:02.580 I'll have the info

00:04:03.160 in the description

00:04:03.760 I wanna see you guys there

00:04:04.660 how do you feel about

00:04:05.560 LA based fans

00:04:06.720 of yours that don't

00:04:07.940 go to that event

00:04:09.080 like they're in LA

00:04:10.240 and they don't show up

00:04:11.820 it's fine

00:04:12.660 just make sure you

00:04:13.220 watch it live on YouTube

00:04:14.080 here's

00:04:14.620 I saw the alley oop

00:04:16.680 here's where

00:04:17.360 in my house

00:04:18.440 no here's where

00:04:19.000 I'll do the 1.00

00:04:19.480 I'll go between the legs 1.00

00:04:20.900 and then I'll oop you 0.99

00:04:22.260 if you're an LA based fan

00:04:24.060 and you root for KSI

00:04:25.540 you're dead to me

00:04:27.540 I'm gonna be honest

00:04:28.140 now we got some problems

00:04:29.160 now we got some

00:04:30.020 I saw it last year

00:04:31.040 yeah that's whack

00:04:31.340 I saw three kids

00:04:32.440 in the front row

00:04:33.660 going like

00:04:34.820 and by the way

00:04:35.360 like all KSI's fans

00:04:36.560 are the same

00:04:36.960 they're just like 1.00

00:04:37.380 some punk ass 1.00

00:04:38.160 young men 0.99

00:04:39.560 like 13 to 15

00:04:41.260 they're like

00:04:41.860 KSI

00:04:42.720 KSI

00:04:43.820 and I look at them

00:04:45.040 I'm like

00:04:45.520 I'm like bro 0.99

00:04:45.920 what the fuck 1.00

00:04:46.760 are you doing 1.00

00:04:47.620 like look around

00:04:48.500 anyways

00:04:49.300 were they smoking

00:04:50.320 jewels too

00:04:51.160 duh

00:04:51.740 hey by the way

00:04:52.540 stop smoking jewels

00:04:53.520 stop smoking jewels

00:04:55.100 Trump came in with the ban on that?

00:04:57.200 How easy is it to stop smoking

00:04:59.380 Jules? Smoking in

00:05:01.360 general is just like anything that goes in my lungs,

00:05:03.300 I'm tentative. These are my lungs. This is my life.

00:05:05.740 It's funny they let cigarettes just

00:05:07.220 they don't care as much about cigarettes.

00:05:09.000 So weird! 1.00

00:05:10.960 The fuck? 1.00

00:05:12.500 It's become an epidemic, I was reading. 1.00

00:05:15.400 I didn't, like, I've been so removed

00:05:17.100 from that. I've never, my generation didn't 1.00

00:05:18.940 get into vaping. Go to a club with a USB

00:05:21.220 stick and hold it up to someone, bro. 0.97

00:05:22.900 kids will suck on it right they'll suck and i've never seen anything like this that's my mixtape 0.98

00:05:27.000 homie so uh yo another thing about rooters roto-rooters of ksi what side do you think now 0.99

00:05:34.480 that we've just mended so many bridges from the past what side do you think like the rice gums

00:05:39.820 of the world you can do this right here man dude because i remember last year when i saw the look

00:05:44.560 on rice gums chase as he was rooting for for ksi that was that was that was one that hurt that was

00:05:50.500 I was on stage

00:05:53.860 just roasting and toasting. 1.00

00:05:55.460 Classic LP shit. I looked to my right 1.00

00:05:57.480 and on KSI's side is none 0.56

00:05:59.520 other than Brian Le... Rice gum.

00:06:01.940 Yeah. Rice gum.

00:06:03.360 Crazy. I mean, so maybe him

00:06:05.260 and the FaZe boys will come and support the kid. 1.00

00:06:07.520 That one hurt. The Nelk boys are back. 1.00

00:06:09.320 Anyways, back to Jake Paul vs. Eddie Hearn.

00:06:11.120 So Eddie Hearn, the boxing promoting legend

00:06:13.240 who is promoting My Fight vs. KSI

00:06:15.400 on November 9th at the Staples Center.

00:06:17.160 He came out, as you guys know, and said no YouTubers

00:06:19.140 are going to be allowed on the undercard uh that's cool i get it he wants to make it a

00:06:24.520 professional fight he wants to bring uh real fans to the sport of boxing and have them appreciate

00:06:29.400 the sport and not some gimmick event um problem is got a little brother named jake paul who's

00:06:35.320 been boxing his ass off for a year and a half boxed on the undercard or that was the co-main

00:06:40.140 event of uh ksi versus logan paul number one and he was a little upset that eddie said this because

00:06:45.140 they have not struck a deal yet jake and eddie so jake came out with a video today uh pretty

00:06:51.980 pretty much just calling out eddie hearn who by the way we have on the podcast uh this weekend

00:06:56.620 it'll go live monday so i'll be able to talk to eddie but this is what jake said today eddie people

00:07:00.780 want to see me fight the last fight august 25th deji and i had more concurrent viewers on the

00:07:07.640 live stream than when logan and ksi were fighting and that's a fact did more people want to see me

00:07:12.440 fight i don't know but i think the numbers well hold on a second it seemed like he was calling 0.98

00:07:17.520 out not just eddie herm but also logan paul that's why i played that clip yo what's fucking

00:07:22.880 good jake by the way what are you doing and also is that a fact is it can we fact check that because 0.82

00:07:29.940 since we were pirated so many times i'm sure he's not counting the illegal viewership on twitch

00:07:36.520 on the black web yeah dark web any color web right two things one i gotta say this that lighting

00:07:44.240 though about that video holy shit it's a little overexposed and we can see the ring light in the

00:07:49.080 in the fish tank i was gonna say it's glistening it looks great but oh uh i i'm crazy to say this

00:07:53.780 right now i can't believe i'm saying it but i i agree with little brother jakey on it and i'll

00:07:58.480 tell you why same i'll tell you why yeah mr hearn is betting big on bringing people over to the

00:08:04.180 sport of boxing and i get all that that's great bringing a younger generation over the digital 0.97

00:08:09.100 age over to the boxing arena one thing he's forgetting is that it's fucking youtubers that 0.96

00:08:15.420 are boxing he's biting the hand that is feeding him all of the views and so to say we don't want 0.99

00:08:22.480 youtubers on the cod is challenging because guess what you got i know it's gonna fucking blow your 0.98

00:08:28.100 mind youtubers on the fucking card he's a youtuber ksi's a youtuber they happen to be 0.97

00:08:33.480 clarified or classified now as professional boxers but i'm gonna tell you something no 0.98

00:08:39.900 50 year old dude that's like a boxing fan of like tyson and evander holyfield and shit's gonna be

00:08:45.220 like yo i'm gonna tune in mostly because i want to see some old-fashioned boxing for this one 0.95

00:08:49.840 yeah to see fucking youtubers beat the shit out of yeah but also dude like i think we've 0.95

00:08:55.340 transcended ksi jake and i i don't know who else but we've transcended like youtubers becoming 0.99

00:09:01.200 boxers i legitimately feel like a fucking boxer now it's all i've done for the past year and a 0.80

00:09:05.500 half where you dedicate your life to something for a year and a half you're gonna be good at it 0.98

00:09:09.080 yeah and legitimately registered as a professional fighter cleared passed with flying colors bro you

00:09:14.640 see my jab no you haven't no one has it's that quick yeah it's fast but look so who are the

00:09:20.060 who would be the boxers i guess or do we not know that like who would be the legit boxers

00:09:24.880 replacing the youtubers i i saw one oh he's gonna if i meet him i dm'd him okay i i forget his name

00:09:32.200 but there's he's good he's like really good okay and i saw other boxers were chirping at him

00:09:37.080 because they thought it was like an embarrassment to be a top notch boxer on the undercard of a

00:09:43.340 youtuber fight but like just sticking with jake for a second it doesn't it doesn't make much sense

00:09:48.560 to me either and that's why i'm glad i'm gonna i'm gonna speak with eddie in person i'm gonna

00:09:51.660 meet him this weekend and i'm gonna ask him on the uh on our podcast i'm just gonna straight up

00:09:56.260 ask him and i'm gonna press him a little bit if he if he um if he's still uh hesitant but he did

00:10:01.060 respond to jake's tweet and he said great video let's talk yeah so eddie herren took roughly six

00:10:06.280 minutes out of his day to watch his video which is good it's a good video and jake has a lot of

00:10:09.120 good points yeah i don't think you should isolate the youtube audience especially someone like

00:10:13.460 like bro look at the kid on the screen right now that is a real life villain he's he's one of the

00:10:18.880 most entertaining people on youtube and watching him win or lose is gonna be fucking awesome i

00:10:24.580 think it should be i think it should be a nice mix i think he should have a couple pro boxers

00:10:28.480 come in but listen if you're not going to take the promotional power of jake paul slash fousey

00:10:33.380 or jake paul slash soldier boy or whoever it's going to be that seems like that seems like a

00:10:38.860 exercise in futility to me it seems like like you're not utilizing all of the advertising and

00:10:44.960 marketing power that you have built into this just so you can say no this is a real boxing thing at

00:10:50.720 the end of the day it is a real boxing thing but more than that it's youtubers fighting each other

00:10:54.180 like i think he's i think he's over indexing on it a little bit what benefits me i'll tell you

00:10:59.980 what benefits me so dylan asked what benefits me the most so i will say last time last card

00:11:05.600 jake fought deji right before i did and as i'm watching him in the locker room

00:11:10.680 subconsciously and unknowingly that is stripping me of so much energy yeah wanting my little

00:11:16.540 brother to win which by the way if jake is on this undercard i'm not watching his fight i could 0.96

00:11:20.580 give a fuck i remember i want him i want him in a different locker room if i'm being honest like 0.86

00:11:24.100 take him somewhere else i don't i don't care i'm so locked in this fight even for the press 0.99

00:11:29.140 conference this weekend jake goes yo you want to grab a party bus like last time i'm like nah man

00:11:33.760 we locked in it's the crew that's smart in the sprinter van like this ain't this no gimmicks 0.99

00:11:38.040 this time i'm taking this shit so fucking seriously yeah you need to be alone back there 0.99

00:11:41.740 i remember the last fight when they stormed in after jake's win yeah that was it was just too 0.99

00:11:47.420 much like i think any any professional event i've been a part of or swimming for me like you gotta

00:11:53.620 be in the zone you gotta just lock in it doesn't even here's here's the real answer to your question

00:11:58.420 though and jake makes his point in this video if he were to not fight on this card totally and

00:12:04.580 completely fucks the narrative of any jake paul ksi jake paul verse xyz professional boxer or mma

00:12:12.480 fighter because yo i think we can all agree this isn't i'm not ending here this is not my last 0.98

00:12:18.100 combat sports event neither neither is jake like i love this shit unfortunately because it's 0.95

00:12:24.020 dangerous but it's part of the reason probably why i love it because some screws are missing 0.99

00:12:27.540 my head and i love beating the shit out of the person who's trying to beat the shit out of me 0.95

00:12:31.180 it's a fun sport to me same with jake we're not going to stop here and that narrative of 0.96

00:12:35.520 whoever jake can fight next whoever i can fight next i would love to become the most viewed prize

00:12:41.660 fighter in the world that's my goal i want to be the biggest exhibition fighter on the planet and

00:12:46.720 i think i can do that what clip that what if eddie clip it fuck yeah what if eddie's playing like

00:12:53.840 some like long game strategic chess where he knows that if jake paul doesn't get undercard 0.75

00:12:59.980 on this one he gets his own fight after this and then your narrative stays but with who well to

00:13:05.240 jake paul's point he had more concurrent viewers than logan paul so i think he's gonna be okay so

00:13:10.700 when i asked for the fact check they never got a fact check i think i just i'm just kidding i don't

00:13:16.240 know uh speaking of dangerous combat sports and beating the shit out of each other we had some 0.57

00:13:20.720 fans show up here last night you don't know this because you were sleeping what wait wait that late

00:13:26.400 2 15 a.m whoa 2 15 a.m that's a new record david david was was there for it so i went out to hide

00:13:33.760 last night uh i don't know if you even know this just to let people know that i'm in fact not dead

00:13:37.980 and i still will show up occasionally to places i did not drink still rocking the sober streak

00:13:41.800 went out saw some weird antics between banks and elissa just all the all the fun la stuff you know

00:13:47.820 all the fun la stuff i went out i did that and i come home and i'm making myself a little steak 0.94

00:13:51.760 bowl it's like two o'clock in the morning and i hear the fucking doorbell i look outside and 0.98

00:13:59.280 there's some girl with the maverick hoodie some dude like looking into through the gate and shit 0.97

00:14:03.720 i'm like all right i'm gonna give him a pass on ring one i don't want me to wake up logan because 0.93

00:14:08.560 he's got to get ready he's training his camp time yeah go back to my bowl like nine minutes like

00:14:14.540 five six minutes like i go out the front door i open it and i go yo and they go oh my god oh my

00:14:21.240 Oh, and I go, I go, yo, hit the button one more time. 1.00

00:14:26.400 I'm letting the fucking dogs out. 1.00

00:14:28.020 Oh, yo. 1.00

00:14:29.600 And they go and they go.

00:14:31.480 And then you hear.

00:14:33.680 And then the door of the car.

00:14:35.780 And they drive.

00:14:36.700 So I'm like, yo, I and I look on my Twitter and I and there's a thing that says at Mike

00:14:40.900 Maylock at Logan Paul, we're at your gate.

00:14:43.880 And then a DM from that's like, just want to let you know, I drove fifty two hundred 1.00

00:14:49.440 miles from flag shut the fuck up and so yo hold up that makes you a moron so and i'll hold this 1.00

00:14:56.720 pose that makes you an idiot 5200 miles to show up at someone's house at 2 15 a.m while they're 1.00

00:15:03.940 in training camp i don't even think the united states is 52 it's too long 2200 whatever that's 0.99

00:15:10.080 not even geographically correct you broke the space time continuum and so and so i i message

00:15:16.020 him back and i go and i go dude like i like i'm sorry we love you we appreciate you but in all

00:15:21.820 honesty like did you in any part of your mind think that was going to turn out any differently

00:15:26.520 than it did it's 2 15 a.m don't show up at people's doors doing that and he said to me

00:15:31.700 that he was advised by a conference of higher power advisory whoa and it started to go down

00:15:38.760 the acid road and i was like you sure he's not talking about like one of the motivational

00:15:43.260 instagram speakers you know the ones who's like i used to live in a garage in a car in a van 0.96

00:15:47.740 and now and now i got a private jet with my wife and kids moral of the story don't fucking do it 0.96

00:15:55.780 it's good ever hey speaking of doing it bro i've seen some girls on instagram really doing it 0.97

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00:16:39.560 Well, okay.

00:16:40.500 Yeah, we saw that.

00:16:41.560 Let's do this after.

00:16:43.080 Sorry.

00:16:43.500 It's referencing an Instagram video.

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00:17:01.540 Sports.

00:17:02.460 Talking sports.

00:17:03.420 There we go.

00:17:04.220 So my bookie, guys.

00:17:05.580 My bookie is the place to bat on every football weekend.

00:17:07.820 Mike's been doing it a lot.

00:17:08.800 Mike's been cashing out.

00:17:09.740 I have.

00:17:10.240 I've been placing a lot of bats.

00:17:11.320 I hit a few last weekend

00:17:12.560 because it tells you

00:17:13.320 kind of who everybody else

00:17:14.460 is betting on

00:17:14.980 so I just bet

00:17:15.400 with everybody else

00:17:16.160 who's your team

00:17:17.100 the Eagles

00:17:17.780 I'm an Eagles fan

00:17:18.660 and I bet them

00:17:19.640 and it was the only bet

00:17:20.820 I lost last weekend

00:17:22.380 because they didn't

00:17:23.160 they didn't cover the spread

00:17:24.100 it was a 10 point spread

00:17:25.180 I was on my bookie

00:17:25.980 I looked at it

00:17:26.480 they won

00:17:27.080 but they didn't cover

00:17:27.700 the 10 point spread

00:17:28.420 so my bookie has

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00:17:31.620 this year

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00:18:03.400 Yeah.

00:18:03.920 I'm about it. 0.96

00:18:04.940 I get fucking sweaty. 0.94

00:18:06.720 Yeah, you got charged up, dude. 0.99

00:18:08.240 I saw a vein

00:18:09.060 come out of your neck.

00:18:09.880 Dude, I'm turning red. 0.99

00:18:10.640 Well, you're also just the man.

00:18:12.240 Can I give you a quick preface on this guest that we're about to bring on?

00:18:17.020 This is the most requested.

00:18:19.300 Think about that. 0.99

00:18:20.340 Think about that for a fucking hot second, dude. 0.97

00:18:22.960 One of at least one of the most requested. 0.98

00:18:25.400 Definitely the most.

00:18:26.420 Slashed most not unrequested. 1.00

00:18:30.160 So like there's one group that's like, if you don't bring her on, you're a fucking asshole. 1.00

00:18:34.820 And the other group's like, yo, if you bring her on, I'm unfollowing you and reporting you to a fucking authority, dude. 1.00

00:18:39.720 Wow. 0.99

00:18:40.080 This is very split.

00:18:41.780 This is spicy.

00:18:42.920 This is going to be a good podcast.

00:18:44.760 Guys, our guest today needs no introduction because it's hard to give her one. 0.61

00:18:47.580 She's a singer, a dancer, an actor, and lately a social media superstar with drama following her everywhere she goes.

00:18:53.120 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Trisha Paytas. 1.00

00:18:56.320 Let's fucking go. 0.97

00:18:58.680 Hi, how are you? 0.98

00:18:59.660 How's it going? 0.99

00:19:00.300 Holy shit. 0.95

00:19:00.660 Hi, this is so exciting. 0.98

00:19:02.600 I can't believe it.

00:19:03.060 And I'm right next to my favorite, Spencer.

00:19:04.900 Oh, I don't know.

00:19:07.720 There's some beef.

00:19:08.900 There's some beef.

00:19:09.640 That you're trying to start.

00:19:10.360 I love starting beef. 1.00

00:19:12.120 Damn. 0.99

00:19:12.680 Did you guys see this? 0.99

00:19:13.920 Hi.

00:19:14.400 Hi.

00:19:14.960 Okay.

00:19:15.400 Also, the sound effects, though.

00:19:16.860 I hate.

00:19:17.540 I hate that newest addition of the sound.

00:19:19.140 Oh, is that you, Dylan?

00:19:20.140 I hate it. 0.91

00:19:21.420 I hate it.

00:19:22.420 I love the feedback, Dylan.

00:19:23.600 Don't, don't, don't you. 1.00

00:19:24.300 Fuck. 1.00

00:19:25.260 Yeah, I hate it. 1.00

00:19:26.980 Like, I used to love this podcast until you started doing the sound effects.

00:19:29.160 Whoa.

00:19:29.760 Too much.

00:19:30.400 Oh, yeah.

00:19:31.280 Yeah.

00:19:31.980 I stopped.

00:19:32.880 I stopped.

00:19:33.560 Yeah.

00:19:33.780 Hey, I love that feedback.

00:19:35.140 I'm a big fan of honest feedback.

00:19:36.500 Yeah.

00:19:36.680 If this is the feedback for you, you'll look great.

00:19:38.520 Thank you.

00:19:38.680 What's going on?

00:19:39.220 A lot of gems on your face.

00:19:40.680 Yeah.

00:19:40.880 Yeah, it's a euphoria thing.

00:19:42.400 I don't watch the show, but I know it's trendy, so I'm doing the trends.

00:19:45.760 Incredible.

00:19:46.400 Wait.

00:19:46.960 I don't watch them. 0.99

00:19:47.760 Oh, is that what these, a girl I'm talking to sticks gems on her face? 1.00

00:19:52.920 Yeah.

00:19:53.260 It's from the show Euphoria?

00:19:54.100 Yeah, all the girls, I guess, just wear gems on their face.

00:19:56.380 I don't really know why. 0.99

00:19:57.260 They're not like strippers or anything.

00:19:58.280 They just do it, so I'm doing it to be hip.

00:20:00.800 It kind of looks like that Skittles commercial where the kid kisses the girl, and he's like,

00:20:04.400 it's not contagious, and then she has Skittles all over her face.

00:20:07.300 Oh, yeah.

00:20:07.720 Do you remember that one, Dawn?

00:20:08.600 You do?

00:20:09.000 well you do the soundboard 1.00

00:20:09.940 so fuck you right 1.00

00:20:10.840 ew 1.00

00:20:11.140 so listen

00:20:12.700 there's a lot going on

00:20:14.260 in your life Trisha

00:20:14.960 yes

00:20:15.660 you're kind of like

00:20:16.740 everywhere right now

00:20:17.580 you just got

00:20:18.500 you just got injured

00:20:19.200 or something

00:20:19.680 oh yeah 0.85

00:20:20.380 I tore my meniscus

00:20:21.380 like a week ago

00:20:22.080 but I'm good now

00:20:23.080 I'm like walking still

00:20:23.900 I mean kind of

00:20:24.560 did you get surgery

00:20:25.560 no no I didn't get surgery

00:20:26.840 they didn't

00:20:27.300 I didn't need it

00:20:27.980 because I guess

00:20:28.580 like it only stops the tear

00:20:29.860 but I can heal naturally

00:20:31.200 after like four to six weeks

00:20:32.060 and honestly

00:20:32.460 it's only been like

00:20:32.900 a week and a half

00:20:33.280 and I feel like better

00:20:33.960 I tore my meniscus

00:20:35.080 I had surgery

00:20:35.960 oh

00:20:36.440 yeah so you're lucky

00:20:37.840 you didn't but

00:20:38.320 do we want to talk about what the minute that's it's part of the need for people who might not

00:20:43.160 know and and i i think the biggest fear in your mind when that happened was like everybody else 0.99

00:20:48.760 i'm not gonna be able to fuck with this problem i had that problem because i fuck every day and 0.96

00:20:53.820 i was like what do i do so like the day after i got out of the er i didn't know what to do i felt 0.99

00:20:57.740 so crippled but people love a crippled in bed so it was fine do they yeah 100 the different people

00:21:03.160 they were just like they i just was like laying there and they're fine with it it's kind of like 0.98

00:21:06.300 fucking a dead person no i shouldn't say that on this podcast but it's like sorry 0.99

00:21:10.440 wow it's like okay well you didn't fuck a dead person okay it's fine okay sorry 1.00

00:21:18.200 wow we got some necrophilia going on here folks okay anyway fucking crazy 0.99

00:21:26.360 i'm locked in i'm locked in she just she just returned the kickoff opening kickoff for a 1.00

00:21:32.620 Touchdown there.

00:21:33.400 Wow.

00:21:34.540 Classic.

00:21:34.980 That was funny. 1.00

00:21:35.580 It's a kink. 1.00

00:21:36.280 It's a kink.

00:21:36.940 You know, it's not, I didn't even think about your situation. 1.00

00:21:39.300 It's just a kink people have to like pretend like someone's dead and you fuck them. 1.00

00:21:41.780 It's like a kink. 1.00

00:21:42.320 It's called necrophilia. 1.00

00:21:43.780 It's a thing.

00:21:44.340 Yeah.

00:21:45.000 I'm not a fan at all.

00:21:47.060 At all.

00:21:47.720 You don't love it?

00:21:48.340 Of necrophilia?

00:21:49.260 No, don't love it. 1.00

00:21:50.260 I hate, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:21:52.140 I was serious. 1.00

00:21:53.460 No, I thought that's what he was saying.

00:21:54.540 I'm not talking about necrophilia.

00:21:56.320 That's good that you're not a fan of it. 0.98

00:21:57.680 I'm talking about like when, you know, I'm sure like in your crazy wild sexual 0.98

00:22:02.600 escapades of course probably the wildest the woman has like just like played dead almost you 1.00

00:22:07.120 know and like bruh like i don't know about you but just like fucking dead people doesn't quite 1.00

00:22:12.420 work no but that's no but that's not a girl that's doing that on purpose for a kink they're 0.99

00:22:17.000 just a dead fish is that what you're saying like they're not playing anything they just suck no 0.99

00:22:21.080 no no no so i know what you're saying but i'm saying what he's talking about is a girl that

00:22:24.760 just like a starfish you know the starfish yeah i mean i don't mind doing that either because i'm 0.99

00:22:29.200 lazy but like i think it's i think guys most guys don't care you're young like old guys i fuck old 0.96

00:22:33.800 guys so they're just like whatever i'll take whatever i can get how old how old are you talking 0.99

00:22:36.660 oh my god like my my tinder's like 45 to 75 i think 45 to 70 yeah will you go up to 75 yeah

00:22:43.660 under what circumstances under what circumstances did he look uh did he look young yeah for sure

00:22:50.000 like dennis quaid's like 65 and so fucking hot you know what i mean like that kind of 75 you

00:22:54.360 always been attracted to older men burt reynolds i saw him when i was like 15 years old and he was 0.96

00:22:58.220 like 70 and i was like i just like masturbated all night to him i was like oh my god so i'm on 0.99

00:23:01.520 the tonight show and i was just like and i was in there in person and i just fucking masturbated 0.99

00:23:04.360 so hard and then he just died i was like shit but now if you have that kink the necrophiliac kink 1.00

00:23:09.400 it all worked out it's illegal i found that out you can't have sex with dead people like if you 0.99

00:23:15.560 want to even if they like give you permission after death you can't do it like i yeah some

00:23:19.400 people dedicate their body to science others to just banging yeah you can do you can you can tell 0.99

00:23:25.180 people like yo you can fuck me after yeah and also what can you on the lid can you hey but you 1.00

00:23:33.440 can't do that to a dude you can't fuck a dude after he's dead no way yes i elaborate i worked 1.00

00:23:37.780 i worked and i worked in a funeral home when i was 18 as like a makeup assistant and you get 0.99

00:23:40.800 boners it's like air pockets when you're dead are you about to tell us a story right now i didn't 0.99

00:23:44.680 fuck any dead bodies but that's good yeah you can get a boner when you're dead yeah it's like a 1.00

00:23:50.320 rigor mortis type thing how long does that last like like 10 years after you've been buried you 1.00

00:23:54.580 still getting around oh no no no this is like fresh before you like get into the what's the

00:23:57.820 window what's the window a couple days dang logan can i ask you a question really quick

00:24:03.740 when you were making vines back in the day like on bicycles and like doing that kind of stuff 0.92

00:24:08.260 did you ever think that you would be talking about fucking burt reynolds dead corpse on youtube bro 0.92

00:24:14.540 life's life's tricky dog life's life will throw some some loops at you you got to just do more 0.99

00:24:19.720 loops what hey listen we love a loop listen you said uh just just not 120 seconds ago you said 0.99

00:24:27.000 you fuck every day yeah is that a ritual you have to yeah yeah i get like i don't know how people 0.99

00:24:31.620 go without a day like it's really weird to me it's like meditation for you it's like meditation i get 1.00

00:24:37.580 i'm kind of like i have an addictive personality like i'm addicted to everything like if i try

00:24:40.360 something i'm like addicted to it so yeah i have like problems with lots of things but sex is like

00:24:45.080 probably the number one and they went to like what is it love not love yeah oh yeah sex and 1.00

00:24:50.700 love addicts that was bullshit i went and i was like that fucking doesn't work you just fuck the 1.00

00:24:54.700 people in the group yeah you do i've heard this before so sex addicts who go to a sex addict 1.00

00:25:01.880 recovery group just end up fucking it just doesn't sound like a good idea from the start 0.99

00:25:05.760 let's put all these sex addicts together and let's just talk about sex and i went to an all 1.00

00:25:11.400 female one and i still ended up like fucking everybody and i'm not even good at like fucking 1.00

00:25:14.680 girls and i was like well this will work for now you know what i mean right yeah so you're bi um 0.99

00:25:19.040 i don't consider myself bi i just like well fuck a girl like if that's like where it's at 0.99

00:25:22.560 like if that's what i'm getting that day i was like okay but i i'm not like i love dick like i 1.00

00:25:27.060 love that not so much vegan dick no offense you talk about being vegan a lot and the vegan dick 0.99

00:25:30.800 you were talking about that it gets harder it doesn't i dated the decider there's quality of 0.99

00:25:40.220 vegans though was he was he like a fast food vegan raw vegan his name oh i won't say his name

00:25:46.460 he's a celebrity he's a really famous celebrity and like he he was a raw vegan didn't eat after

00:25:50.080 four and was an intimate lover but not hard it could not get it hard see that's what he said

00:25:54.660 an intimate lover he was probably very passionate like told you how nice your skin is said your hair

00:26:00.340 is the perfect length like that kind of stuff like this yeah crispin glover like this

00:26:03.960 like when you're in traffic he calls you he facetimes you type guy kind of kind of this

00:26:10.220 was a while ago but he was vegans i'm like no more you know i can't wow um so to each their

00:26:16.640 own yeah it might be circumstantial i'll give you that yeah maybe it's a problem that we got one

00:26:20.820 kristin glober kristin kristin glover you don't know oh my god you're so young i forget yeah he's

00:26:25.900 a big actor from like back to the future and like those kind of movies kristin glover so are you so 0.93

00:26:30.540 are you a set you would say you're a sex addict um yeah it's a problem actually it's actually a 0.92

00:26:34.420 problem because it's all i like think about and do and i get like chlamydia like every day 0.98

00:26:37.840 how many times you get chlamydia so many that's why i can't get pregnant which is also a bonus

00:26:42.120 though i tell everybody i'm like you just come inside me because i cannot get pregnant to save

00:26:44.780 my life like you know i've like tried and tried and tried so it's because of chlamydia like if

00:26:47.860 you have it multiple times and it goes like untreated for a while like it blocks your like

00:26:50.700 tubes i even got like a test done so i'm like all like scarred up in my tubes and shit that

00:26:54.580 that's unnerving to most people uh what part not being able to reproduce uh yeah well i technically 0.96

00:26:59.760 have a uterus so like technically you could like put one in me like IVF or something but oh you

00:27:03.320 could yeah okay they just can't shoot the sperm through it but chlamydia is I mean like chlamydia

00:27:08.780 is pretty chill for guys for girls it's a little more aggressive because you can't reproduce 0.98

00:27:12.520 yeah but what again what's the window before it starts to affect your reproductive system because

00:27:17.260 isn't it isn't it like one pill and you're you're good yeah it was probably like a year untreated

00:27:20.760 because I never got tested when I was younger I was like oh wow you probably you probably 0.97

00:27:23.880 infected like half the valley i know everybody's running out scorched dick i know but no one asked 0.98

00:27:30.360 me no one ever asked me like everyone fucks raw like back in the day i don't know what it is like 0.99

00:27:34.000 now but like when i was like an escort everyone fucks raw so like no one even asked me so i was 0.93

00:27:36.780 like oh okay well no one knows you were an escort yeah how does that work what do you mean like 0.73

00:27:41.720 exactly how does that work i was like a stripper and then like this girl was like oh you should 0.94

00:27:45.420 like you know have sex with these people outside the club and i was like okay wait wait okay so 0.83

00:27:48.360 okay so this is where this is where i ask why it works or how it works yeah escorts do you have to 0.69

00:27:53.160 have sex with the man paying you or is it more just like arm candy thing and it's like maybe 1.00

00:27:57.000 imply that you should probably stick his dick in your mouth yeah legally legally you don't you're 1.00

00:28:01.600 just escorting them for the night you don't have to have sex okay so that so that's that's the 1.00

00:28:05.580 loophole you want to get paid well you but surely there's some sort of contract some very legally

00:28:10.720 binding agreement on a napkin or anything no no no hey you gotta i mean what what are we 10 minutes

00:28:18.360 in is pretty wild.

00:28:19.800 This is pretty crazy.

00:28:20.800 I want to take

00:28:21.360 like a deep breath.

00:28:22.400 I'm trying to like process 0.99

00:28:23.680 a lot of the shit 0.98

00:28:24.960 that just happened 0.99

00:28:25.480 and what the main question

00:28:26.520 that came to my mind

00:28:27.560 is as you watch

00:28:28.960 the growth

00:28:31.080 of the largest industry

00:28:32.580 which isn't YouTube,

00:28:33.440 not NFL,

00:28:34.120 not NBA,

00:28:34.820 not all that stuff.

00:28:36.040 Private Snapchats.

00:28:37.120 Private Snapchat

00:28:37.660 or by the way,

00:28:39.140 just let's be honest, 0.98

00:28:40.220 porn. 0.79

00:28:40.720 I have a private Snapchat, 0.97

00:28:41.760 ShushyLand.com.

00:28:42.760 It's $100 a month. 1.00

00:28:43.900 Got your plug, girl.

00:28:44.780 The question is, 0.99

00:28:45.900 why not porn?

00:28:47.980 Why not porn? 0.68

00:28:49.160 Like, why not just go all the way, secure the bag, 1.00

00:28:52.780 just roll your way into fucking porn, dude? 1.00

00:28:55.100 One thing, porn doesn't really pay. 1.00

00:28:56.680 It never did.

00:28:57.140 Even when I was 18, it wasn't paying.

00:28:58.440 Like, someone offered me, like, a scene for, like, $1,000. 1.00

00:29:00.360 I was like, fuck that shit. 1.00

00:29:01.940 Two, I know you guys love porn on here. 1.00

00:29:03.980 I'm not a fan of porn.

00:29:05.640 I do not watch porn.

00:29:06.940 You love it.

00:29:08.000 Every time, you always mention Riley Reid on this podcast,

00:29:10.140 even though she was, like, your first guest and you still mention her.

00:29:11.840 I'm like, okay, like, get over it.

00:29:13.580 You're like a 12-year-old that's, like, never seen a girl.

00:29:15.740 You're like, Riley Reid, deep door to that. 0.95

00:29:17.120 microphone oh my god i'm like okay fucking chill under understand also why too it's not we just 0.99

00:29:24.640 love riley reed as a person we love ashley it's not because she's a porn star she's just the 0.98

00:29:29.500 sweetest girl in the world like she's a sweet oh she's so sweet why don't you like porn it doesn't

00:29:37.000 do anything for me it really doesn't like watching it or participating all of it i i like i i film

00:29:42.020 myself i'm like i watch it and it doesn't do anything i watch it with boyfriends of course

00:29:45.580 if they're like into that, whatever. 0.91

00:29:46.700 But I don't like, I'm like, oh my God, I'm so fucking horny. 0.75

00:29:48.920 Like, you know, nothing. 0.88

00:29:49.540 I don't know.

00:29:49.800 It's just never been, it doesn't look pretty to me.

00:29:51.680 Like, I don't like to, I don't know.

00:29:52.840 I like things that look pretty.

00:29:53.580 Like my private Snapchat's like pretty, you know,

00:29:54.920 like everything's pretty.

00:29:56.000 So I like that.

00:29:57.160 So what's the limit then?

00:29:58.840 Because like, what's on your private Snapchat?

00:30:02.240 You're not getting penetrated.

00:30:04.720 No, no.

00:30:05.280 It's literally just me like doing my daily activities.

00:30:07.440 Well, you're naked.

00:30:07.920 Yeah, like showering or cooking,

00:30:08.980 just like that kind of stuff.

00:30:09.860 That's it?

00:30:10.460 Yeah.

00:30:11.340 You're pretty open about this stuff.

00:30:12.440 your most viewed video which by the way

00:30:14.440 this is crazy 0.52

00:30:15.320 our sex life

00:30:17.520 133 million

00:30:20.700 views

00:30:21.200 this is more than like music videos that have budgets

00:30:24.580 like hundreds of thousands of dollars

00:30:26.660 of budgets

00:30:27.120 132 million views you talking about your

00:30:30.500 sex life with let's see

00:30:32.200 it's fine that we don't have audio

00:30:35.800 it's so boring 0.80

00:30:36.780 who the hell is that guy 0.66

00:30:38.920 is that Vanilla Ice 0.93

00:30:40.560 Wait, is that Vanilla Ice?

00:30:41.960 Is that Vanilla Ice?

00:30:42.540 Always.

00:30:43.040 I wish.

00:30:44.320 This is some guy. 0.99

00:30:45.040 It looks like y'all just fucked, if I'm being honest. 0.99

00:30:47.380 For sure. 1.00

00:30:47.780 Yeah, for sure.

00:30:48.440 Always.

00:30:49.040 And is he high? 1.00

00:30:50.340 Like homies? 1.00

00:30:51.100 Drunk. 1.00

00:30:51.900 He was definitely drunk as fuck. 1.00

00:30:53.260 Interesting. 0.99

00:30:53.560 Is that what inspired this video?

00:30:55.240 Yeah, for sure.

00:30:56.520 This was back in the day when you could like put sex on YouTube and get monetized and stuff.

00:31:00.180 Yeah, because by the way, if I try to go to your Twitter or pretty much anything.

00:31:03.940 I'm banned.

00:31:04.520 Shadow banned.

00:31:05.100 Well, caution.

00:31:06.180 This profile may include potentially sensitive content.

00:31:08.640 Yeah.

00:31:09.220 And then I have to click yes, view profile.

00:31:10.940 Oh, I didn't know that.

00:31:12.040 So how come you're so sexually forward?

00:31:13.940 Where does this come from?

00:31:15.320 No, I don't know.

00:31:16.020 There's no reason. 0.96

00:31:16.940 I'm not like a feminist or I just, I just like to have sex. 0.90

00:31:19.360 Like I honestly just, I'm always like pulsating. 0.99

00:31:21.120 Like my vagina always is throbbing. 0.94

00:31:22.600 It's very weird. 0.99

00:31:23.160 I think there is a condition.

00:31:24.040 I'm not even being funny.

00:31:24.760 I think there's a condition.

00:31:25.860 There might be a condition.

00:31:27.200 I would, I would, I would 100% say that because I think there's people watching this that would

00:31:34.100 say that you have like a condition, you know, like some sort of mental

00:31:38.680 disorder that I feel like Elon Musk should study your anatomy just like to find a source of power

00:31:44.820 wrong with that right and maybe there is like people watching can make their own decision

00:31:50.440 about it but something in your brain is wired different where you cannot operate in a normal

00:31:58.180 capacity without just constantly getting dicked down you know what I'm saying no for sure I get

00:32:02.380 really angry like my last boyfriend I was always threatening to break up with because he like

00:32:05.300 wouldn't have sex with me like six times a day who was it he's like i don't want to say his name 0.86

00:32:08.900 because everyone's like stop talking about it was it jason yeah yeah you would make jason have sex 1.00

00:32:12.940 with you six times a day yeah he got penis injections for me towards the end he talked 1.00

00:32:15.740 about on his podcast yeah he was getting these like penis injections so he was hard all the time 1.00

00:32:20.420 because i was like getting fucking dylan you know it's funny that you would get the injections 0.99

00:32:25.900 when he could simply just use bluetooth by the way go to wait wait hold up yeah tell me a little 1.00

00:32:32.060 about these penis injections? 1.00

00:32:33.640 They're great. 1.00

00:32:35.060 One of his friends told him

00:32:36.160 some people in that group 1.00

00:32:37.120 get penis injections 1.00

00:32:37.760 so they actually told him about it 0.99

00:32:39.020 and so they all like

00:32:40.080 go to this place.

00:32:41.480 I can't say. 0.99

00:32:42.220 I will literally get killed. 0.89

00:32:44.000 Is it great for you 0.99

00:32:45.320 or for the guy

00:32:46.220 or for both?

00:32:47.560 I think for both

00:32:48.500 because he stays hard

00:32:49.640 and then it's great for me. 1.00

00:32:50.720 Also a needle going into my penis guy. 1.00

00:32:52.980 They jackhammer it. 1.00

00:32:55.000 Okay, I'm out.

00:32:56.300 What if you're young and spry 1.00

00:32:57.680 and you don't need that shit? 1.00

00:32:59.020 No, some young guys do it. 1.00

00:33:00.520 Like the guy in the group

00:33:01.540 you're talking about yeah what's his name by the way i can't because he literally hates me he comes

00:33:07.260 to me every time i talk about him on a podcast that whole group hate you that's true that's a 0.99

00:33:10.740 good point who cares what have you got to lose i don't know if he actually had penis injections 0.99

00:33:13.880 yeah i think he had a knee injection there so well that's a huge difference don't you say 0.99

00:33:18.300 it's like it was somewhere in the lower half of his body i'm trying to save myself i don't want

00:33:22.780 to get in trouble he probably got he probably it's probably a young dude playing some ball

00:33:26.000 playing a pickup game sprained his knee got some prp injections he's fine okay yeah he's good

00:33:30.780 They're all good in that group. 0.99

00:33:31.920 None of the vlog squad gets penis. 1.00

00:33:33.200 Okay, they all have massive boners all the time. 1.00

00:33:35.500 Wait, why do they hate you? 0.85

00:33:37.500 So I don't follow a lot of the major gossip.

00:33:40.400 I know about this beef a little bit, a.k.a. not a lot.

00:33:44.480 Explain to me what the beef is between you and the vlog squad.

00:33:48.020 I went against their leader. 1.00

00:33:49.440 If you go against David, everyone fucking hates you. 0.99

00:33:51.720 It's like, okay, I have no problems with anyone. 1.00

00:33:53.300 And they all like unfollow me and like talking shit about me. 0.96

00:33:54.940 Well, you did make that video that was pretty, I don't know what the right word is here, 0.99

00:34:02.860 but you attacked him for sure, I think.

00:34:06.400 Oh, what happened?

00:34:10.160 I get it.

00:34:12.100 If an attack is warranted, an attack is an attack.

00:34:14.540 But like you definitely made some claims.

00:34:16.080 Definitely wasn't an attack.

00:34:17.040 It was a response video to videos he put out about me.

00:34:19.540 There is a huge difference.

00:34:20.740 If I wanted to attack him, I could attack him.

00:34:22.360 And I still have not done that.

00:34:23.180 So give us some context.

00:34:24.060 What did David do to really just piss you off?

00:34:28.360 Pepper your chicken.

00:34:29.400 No, it wasn't.

00:34:30.020 The thing is, he didn't even piss me off.

00:34:31.180 I made a response video.

00:34:32.100 Like, literally, if you ever watch the video, the video is not an attack video at all.

00:34:35.740 I wasn't coming for literally anybody.

00:34:37.800 I literally was just like, hey, this joke's not cool.

00:34:39.740 There was like a threesome joke about Jason and this like girl or whatever that they kept doing.

00:34:43.320 And I told them for literally a year.

00:34:45.020 I was like, I hate this joke.

00:34:45.900 Stop doing it.

00:34:46.340 They stopped doing it.

00:34:47.360 But David like wanted me out of the group.

00:34:48.900 So he kept making it.

00:34:49.820 And then like the first time he did it on Tuesday's vlog, I was like pissed, whatever.

00:34:52.820 He did it again Friday.

00:34:53.800 and then I confronted them 0.98

00:34:54.660 I'm like that's fucking not cool 0.98

00:34:55.780 and they're like 0.97

00:34:56.440 oh sorry won't happen again

00:34:57.520 even though I've said this

00:34:58.200 so many times to him

00:34:58.880 so I just made a video

00:34:59.440 and I was like hey whatever 0.99

00:35:00.340 like he's fucking gross 1.00

00:35:01.420 Tana doesn't want to fuck Jason 1.00

00:35:02.760 I don't want to fucking grease him 1.00

00:35:03.960 like that's fucking nasty 1.00

00:35:05.040 Tana was like 0.99

00:35:05.440 I don't want to do this

00:35:06.020 this is weird

00:35:06.440 and like they didn't put

00:35:07.180 any of that in the vlog

00:35:07.780 and I was like

00:35:08.140 that was all I said

00:35:08.760 it wasn't an attack

00:35:09.600 if I wanted to attack him

00:35:10.260 I could attack him 0.99

00:35:10.900 for so many things 0.55

00:35:11.480 for being misogynistic 0.92

00:35:12.260 homophobic 1.00

00:35:12.840 racist 1.00

00:35:13.580 like all this other shit 1.00

00:35:14.380 you know 1.00

00:35:14.720 but didn't you say

00:35:15.580 some stuff like that

00:35:16.680 in your

00:35:17.440 like you attacked his character

00:35:18.760 is what I think I remember you saying something

00:35:21.540 along the lines of what you just said just now.

00:35:23.300 What?

00:35:24.080 No, I never said that in the video.

00:35:25.120 I said it now.

00:35:26.620 What was it?

00:35:27.380 So why did the joke offend you so much?

00:35:30.200 Do you have fear?

00:35:31.980 Wait, what happened?

00:35:32.860 I missed it.

00:35:33.320 I don't, he's just gone.

00:35:34.960 Are you okay?

00:35:35.880 Oh, there he is.

00:35:36.440 Did you have a spasm?

00:35:37.480 I have those.

00:35:38.360 He's in training camp.

00:35:39.460 Oh, yeah.

00:35:39.960 What was it about the joke involving Nash

00:35:43.580 that upset you so bad?

00:35:44.520 Is there feelings there, Sila?

00:35:45.660 I asked him so many times to not make it.

00:35:47.900 Because I'm like really insecure about cheating.

00:35:49.560 Like I'm really insecure about it.

00:35:50.540 And he like tried to like make out with Tana before he met me.

00:35:52.780 So I was just really insecure about it.

00:35:54.180 And I always told David, I'm like, you can make, they make so many jokes. 1.00

00:35:57.000 They call me a whore, talk about my STDs, like hooker, all this shit. 1.00

00:35:59.900 I don't care. 1.00

00:36:00.360 I literally don't care about any jokes.

00:36:01.860 But I was like, that joke's not cool.

00:36:02.940 I don't like it. 1.00

00:36:03.760 I used to make jokes about fucking wanting to fuck David. 1.00

00:36:05.520 And Jason's like, I don't like it. 1.00

00:36:06.320 So I stopped, but they never stopped.

00:36:07.740 And he kept pushing it and pushing it and pushing it. 0.91

00:36:09.460 And I was like, so I just made a video and I was just like, hey, that's fucking not cool. 0.98

00:36:12.260 That's gross. 0.97

00:36:12.740 And then all of a sudden it's like, Jason dumped me like two days later.

00:36:16.940 Have they still been making the joke in light of the fact that Tana is now obviously happily married?

00:36:23.060 No, of course not.

00:36:23.580 And which would obviously offend Jake being the husband.

00:36:26.000 Right.

00:36:27.100 I mean, that's a real, it's a real marriage, obviously.

00:36:32.220 They don't make the joke anymore now.

00:36:33.540 She's not even in the vlogs and yeah.

00:36:35.880 So, no.

00:36:36.540 Seems like a bit messy of a situation.

00:36:38.340 He stopped with all the sex jokes, everything.

00:36:39.880 Now he's very clean cut.

00:36:40.640 Like he just gives people cars.

00:36:41.740 That's his content now.

00:36:42.340 So I was like, okay, that's it.

00:36:43.620 See, that's my favorite part of his content, by the way.

00:36:45.940 And every time he does it, I show Logan.

00:36:47.680 I say, hey, did you see David Dobrik? 1.00

00:36:48.940 He's got his best friend in a fucking car. 1.00

00:36:50.160 A fucking lame bull. 1.00

00:36:51.160 Did you see that fucking shit? 1.00

00:36:52.020 Isn't that kind of lame, though? 1.00

00:36:53.120 Like giving rich people like cars.

00:36:54.800 I mean, like I said, my favorite part of his content.

00:36:57.180 Hold on.

00:36:57.980 Just give it to him.

00:36:58.660 Why I video it?

00:36:59.300 Two things.

00:36:59.860 I'm going to go bang, bang. 1.00

00:37:01.600 I'm going to ping pong, you motherfuckers. 1.00

00:37:02.680 Let's go. 1.00

00:37:03.420 Here's why it's not lame.

00:37:06.080 Just because you do YouTube and you have followers

00:37:07.860 doesn't mean you're rich.

00:37:09.180 Like his friends are well off.

00:37:11.540 They make good money.

00:37:12.340 But, like, I'm not sure Heath could afford – I'm pretty sure Heath would not outright go buy a Lamborghini.

00:37:21.400 What qualifies you as being rich?

00:37:24.280 I would say I would, to me, half a million plus per year.

00:37:31.700 Oh, per year?

00:37:32.440 What about net?

00:37:33.720 I don't know because net worth is – you know, it's kind of irrelevant because that could lie in assets.

00:37:39.840 That could be liquid cash.

00:37:41.480 Yeah.

00:37:41.760 Yeah, rich.

00:37:42.340 having a great deal of money or assets.

00:37:45.640 There we go.

00:37:46.360 Look at me.

00:37:46.820 Great job.

00:37:47.280 Knowing economics.

00:37:48.400 You nailed that.

00:37:48.860 So listen, you.

00:37:51.100 Both of you, yo.

00:37:52.500 Give me the towel. 0.99

00:37:53.080 Give me the towel.

00:37:53.520 I don't understand.

00:37:54.880 I don't understand.

00:37:56.960 So much happening.

00:37:58.440 How many times has Spencer spilled his water?

00:38:00.800 Hey, you ain't perfect either, coffee boy.

00:38:02.840 You killed the whole computer with your coffee.

00:38:04.580 No, but how many times have I done it?

00:38:06.000 Oh, he doesn't.

00:38:06.600 I did it twice.

00:38:07.380 This is the second time.

00:38:08.540 That's not that bad.

00:38:09.720 Me all the time.

00:38:10.860 Guys.

00:38:11.020 I'm a fidgeter. 0.99

00:38:11.720 Can we get our shit together? 1.00

00:38:12.840 And you, I'm coming back for you. 1.00

00:38:14.560 Okay, fine.

00:38:15.100 All right.

00:38:15.600 Listen, here's why I don't buy you cars, bro.

00:38:19.180 I'll tell you why. 0.99

00:38:20.960 Got no fucking sponsors to buy me cars to buy you cars. 0.99

00:38:23.800 I thought it was going to be a lack of brotherhood. 0.99

00:38:25.180 No, you're great.

00:38:26.260 But let's be honest.

00:38:28.100 Dave ain't reaching into his pocket for the money for the cars.

00:38:31.420 It's Neat Freak or Jeep Freak.

00:38:35.260 Oh, he don't say it.

00:38:36.440 Here's my question.

00:38:38.420 Beat Leak.

00:38:39.000 Not only can he not afford a Lamborghini.

00:38:41.720 Keith, whatever he said.

00:38:43.480 Hey, but by the way,

00:38:44.300 can he afford-

00:38:45.160 I think it's Heath.

00:38:45.900 And by the way, Heath,

00:38:47.360 you're going to be able to buy it.

00:38:48.860 Well, you already have one. 1.00

00:38:50.080 Fuck. 1.00

00:38:50.600 I believe in you. 1.00

00:38:51.600 You're going to get rich.

00:38:52.860 For the love of God.

00:38:54.420 I love Heath.

00:38:55.100 I love Heath,

00:38:55.580 but Jason can afford a Tesla.

00:38:56.740 He can afford an $80,000 Tesla.

00:38:58.340 How?

00:38:58.520 And then some.

00:38:59.140 How?

00:38:59.240 He makes bank.

00:39:00.540 He's a great actor and he's funny.

00:39:02.060 I love Jason.

00:39:03.120 We love Jason.

00:39:04.200 I'm so sorry.

00:39:05.280 I'm not doing-

00:39:06.540 Dude, she didn't like that.

00:39:07.620 No, and I'll tell you what.

00:39:08.500 How long have you known him?

00:39:09.960 Two years?

00:39:11.000 I've known him for five.

00:39:12.600 Me and Jason go way back.

00:39:13.800 Vine days.

00:39:14.200 You don't know him, though.

00:39:14.920 You know him from Vine.

00:39:15.740 You know him as a friend.

00:39:16.520 Nobody knows him. 1.00

00:39:17.200 He's the fucking craziest person in the whole entire world. 1.00

00:39:19.440 Aren't we all a little crazy? 1.00

00:39:20.620 No, no. 1.00

00:39:21.040 He's insane and crazy, and it's all a facade. 1.00

00:39:25.440 Well, isn't it all a facade? 0.99

00:39:27.720 How many times can I do this?

00:39:30.760 No.

00:39:31.860 Anyways, whatever.

00:39:32.540 He's cool.

00:39:32.980 He's fine.

00:39:33.460 Whatever. 0.99

00:39:34.600 She's like, no, no. 0.99

00:39:35.360 He's a murderer. 1.00

00:39:36.500 He's a killer. 1.00

00:39:37.060 Well, aren't we all murderers and killers? 0.83

00:39:39.600 look this was this was this was a while ago by the way this was when i did sketches and i told

00:39:46.140 you i'm getting back on them on instagram wait this was a while ago you don't say

00:39:49.500 lion ryan 14 million views on instagram four years ago can we get audio is it working

00:39:54.440 it's not working i'll try again classic 0.99

00:39:59.040 check your volume why are we watching him ew fucking so gross like don't want to see 0.98

00:40:05.880 It's not working, bro 0.99

00:40:08.180 Well, looks like we got saved

00:40:09.300 Hey, hey, can we do a quick

00:40:13.180 Quick no here

00:40:14.500 Andre, can you cut around this?

00:40:15.600 And also, on my bookie read in the beginning

00:40:17.820 I was a little off

00:40:19.600 I mean, it's not even plugged in, bro

00:40:21.280 Whoa

00:40:22.800 It's not even plugged in 0.99

00:40:24.740 I'm just a fucking talent 0.99

00:40:26.200 What do I do? 1.00

00:40:27.700 Oh, shit 0.94

00:40:29.220 It sounded like it's got audio now 0.99

00:40:32.040 Whoa 0.99

00:40:33.060 Shit, bro 1.00

00:40:34.820 Oh man 1.00

00:40:36.460 I'm just kidding you man

00:40:37.640 Over there

00:40:38.440 How you doing Ryan

00:40:39.300 Don't forget to do

00:40:40.360 Your homework Ryan

00:40:41.380 Me and Jason Nash

00:40:43.660 Yeah he's a cool guy 1.00

00:40:45.520 He's just a little bitch 1.00

00:40:46.380 I don't know if you could 1.00

00:40:48.460 Say that in the same sentence though

00:40:49.800 You can be a nice guy 1.00

00:40:50.740 And still be a pussy 1.00

00:40:51.380 It doesn't matter 1.00

00:40:52.020 It means you're nice

00:40:52.580 Like Spencer

00:40:53.020 Yeah

00:40:53.580 Yeah for sure

00:40:54.360 For sure

00:40:54.920 Oh my god

00:40:56.040 Super nice

00:40:56.480 But just like a 1.00

00:40:57.240 Just a bitch 1.00

00:40:58.220 I think that's why 1.00

00:40:58.920 I lowkey don't like you maybe

00:41:00.080 Yeah 1.00

00:41:00.560 I'm such a pussy 1.00

00:41:01.760 You are 1.00

00:41:02.520 I hate this right now 1.00

00:41:04.140 You just led the poor kid into the fucking river, dude. 1.00

00:41:07.440 It's not true. 1.00

00:41:08.640 He's a fucking Ironman triathlete, okay? 1.00

00:41:11.960 Yeah, but I'm also a bitch. 1.00

00:41:13.320 No, no, let me ask you this. 0.97

00:41:15.000 Here's, if you answer this correctly, I'll rescind my statement. 0.94

00:41:18.140 Would you kill a man? 1.00

00:41:19.400 What the fuck? 1.00

00:41:20.280 What are the circumstances, bro? 1.00

00:41:21.800 He's a terrorist. 0.99

00:41:23.320 Yeah, hell yeah. 1.00

00:41:24.180 Fuck yeah, dude. 1.00

00:41:24.680 How would you kill him? 1.00

00:41:25.900 Like 12-gauge shotgun from the hip. 1.00

00:41:29.120 Oh.

00:41:29.860 No scope.

00:41:30.620 Rambo.

00:41:31.120 Boom. 1.00

00:41:31.880 Seems a little aggressive, but you're kind of an asshole. 1.00

00:41:34.140 Hey, all right. 1.00

00:41:35.560 We're back.

00:41:37.260 Hey, we're back. 1.00

00:41:38.560 Logan Paul has sympathy for terrorists is the fucking new headline. 0.99

00:41:42.900 Hey, I'm extra controversial. 1.00

00:41:44.340 You're not.

00:41:45.200 What?

00:41:45.500 What's that?

00:41:45.900 You're controversial.

00:41:46.800 I'm not controversial.

00:41:47.560 I just, I literally just respond and react to what people do to me.

00:41:50.380 I read an article recently that said something like, uh, that you said I tried to hook up

00:41:56.060 with you or something.

00:41:57.220 Is this, is this just like, I saw it on Twitter.

00:42:02.220 It went like semi-viral.

00:42:03.040 like people made videos about it

00:42:04.960 like Logan Paul Trisha paid his dating

00:42:06.660 I was like I've never met this girl

00:42:07.840 oh no someone like asked me would you like date Logan Paul

00:42:09.800 and I was like sure why not like that's what I said

00:42:11.840 it was literally nothing like

00:42:13.040 yeah I was like I don't even know it I'm like I always say

00:42:15.440 you did have a pretty

00:42:17.640 high profile

00:42:20.360 breakdown

00:42:21.620 let's call it I don't know what to call it

00:42:24.100 it seemed like a drunken tweet storm

00:42:26.600 and I know you do it quite often

00:42:28.740 but this one was far reaching

00:42:30.380 it hit me it hit Logan

00:42:32.100 And it hit your favorite person on earth. 1.00

00:42:36.140 Keemstar, fucking Keller, Williams, whatever the fuck. 1.00

00:42:40.380 You hit every, I brought a realtor into it. 1.00

00:42:43.540 You hit everyone.

00:42:44.740 What was going on there?

00:42:45.840 Oh, I was addicted to meth earlier this year. 1.00

00:42:47.680 Shut up. 0.99

00:42:48.320 Wow. 0.99

00:42:48.800 I never tried meth before and I tried it this year on accident.

00:42:50.980 And then like I was.

00:42:51.500 Have you said this publicly?

00:42:52.440 Yeah.

00:42:52.960 Yeah.

00:42:53.280 Cause I was 5150 and I went to a mental hospital.

00:42:54.780 Then I tried meth after that.

00:42:55.680 And then on my birthday, I like got into like a meth accident and then that was it.

00:42:58.460 You just made.

00:42:59.460 Wow.

00:42:59.740 the whole jokery of this so much harder for me like it wasn't a drunken tweet storm it's a meth 0.99

00:43:05.840 fucking tweet storm yeah and now it's not funny anymore i feel like an asshole it's kind of funny 0.97

00:43:10.660 like i always like say it because it's like now that i like look back at it because like i mean 0.98

00:43:13.720 i wasn't like addicted to meth but i kind of was without knowing i thought it was coke i really

00:43:16.820 i thought it was like like rock coke i thought it was like like really just hard coke and i didn't

00:43:20.560 know the difference until i was like oh that was meth when i went to like the hospital i was like

00:43:23.260 oh what what made you want to try meth i didn't i thought it was cocaine but you just said a minute

00:43:29.420 ago you wanted to try yeah and also another another i wanted to try it that's what you just

00:43:33.840 said no i just did it i just i mean if i said that i mean i just wanted okay okay i'm sorry

00:43:37.780 i don't know maybe i did i'm listening i'm listening you're good no maybe i did i don't

00:43:41.920 know another question for you how do you accidentally do meth thinking it's coke because

00:43:48.080 obviously you smoke meth no i snorted it oh you did yeah interesting and it was like in lines like 0.99

00:43:54.720 i thought it was actual coke it was like in lines like cocaine who the fuck gave you meth 0.99

00:43:59.160 instead of coke was it fucking dobrik i'm assuming it wasn't i'm assuming it wasn't but he's very 0.99

00:44:05.800 square uh which is good square is good we don't like drugs we hate meth um just just somebody 0.96

00:44:11.840 they're coming down they're cracking down on drug dealers now yeah they cracked down on mac

00:44:17.040 miller's mac miller's drug dealer yeah i mean it's scary it's been a topic of discussion somebody

00:44:21.700 somebody brought it up to me last night and brought up uh the question of like why someone

00:44:27.000 else was paying for a for something someone that does an illegal drug did and i said well

00:44:33.440 one because anytime a a high profile individual dies somebody's somebody's gonna get in trouble

00:44:39.540 like and and it sucks that it only happens when high profile people die but the problem was he

00:44:45.060 sold not the right product so when you sell a like he if he had sold him just a lot of coke or just a

00:44:50.840 lot of heroin or whatever i don't think he would be in trouble he sold him bunk product for his own

00:44:56.040 monetary gain or unknowingly yeah and so like i think it's just a dangerous world out there right

00:45:02.740 now you never know what you're gonna get it's the most dangerous time ever in all time to be

00:45:07.380 talking about this with with fentanyl the fact that they're putting that in you know would it

00:45:12.560 be would it be crazy to to just like say to everyone listening and even everyone in this

00:45:17.300 room probably just stay away from drugs huh it's helpful i don't think it's too crazy to say that

00:45:21.160 Yeah, like let's, let's, let's not.

00:45:23.620 Meth, that's a hard one to kick.

00:45:25.040 How'd you get off?

00:45:25.740 Well, I wasn't like super, okay, here's the thing.

00:45:27.420 Okay, here's the thing.

00:45:28.080 I say like addicted as like a joke.

00:45:29.520 I wasn't actually super addicted.

00:45:30.400 I probably only did it like five times.

00:45:31.680 The problem is I abused it every time

00:45:33.260 to the point of where I was like literally like compulsing.

00:45:35.700 You know what I mean?

00:45:36.080 Like I was like this, you know what I mean?

00:45:37.100 So like.

00:45:38.060 Did you ever make videos on that?

00:45:39.980 I did and it's unlisted.

00:45:41.340 I should put it out.

00:45:41.980 It's still with my old blonde hair and stuff like that.

00:45:43.380 Like I did make, the only reason I didn't

00:45:44.900 is because it did involve like,

00:45:46.500 the reason Jason blocked me was like the night

00:45:47.920 I was like on meth and stuff

00:45:48.740 so I kind of didn't want to

00:45:49.400 like involve him so much

00:45:50.560 so I just didn't release it.

00:45:51.780 I kind of feel like

00:45:52.300 that would pop

00:45:52.980 like as a headline. 1.00

00:45:54.960 Trisha Paytas meth video.

00:45:56.660 It probably

00:45:57.100 like when you

00:45:58.060 I would watch it. 1.00

00:45:59.040 I would fucking watch it. 0.99

00:45:59.680 That'll get shadow banned. 1.00

00:46:01.180 That'll get demonetized.

00:46:02.220 You won't be able to advertise.

00:46:03.740 And there wasn't like

00:46:04.260 a lesson from it.

00:46:05.480 It was just more like 1.00

00:46:06.180 I was an idiot. 1.00

00:46:06.840 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:46:07.340 Like it was just like

00:46:07.840 I just

00:46:08.120 there was a time early this year

00:46:09.320 where I was just talking about

00:46:09.900 everything that happened to me

00:46:10.740 so I just talked about it

00:46:11.740 but I never released it.

00:46:13.380 Can I ask you a personal question?

00:46:14.820 Yeah of course.

00:46:15.260 And this isn't meant to be like offensive.

00:46:17.700 It's fine.

00:46:18.160 You can't offend me, I promise.

00:46:19.420 Are you sure?

00:46:19.900 Because you walked in here alone

00:46:21.160 and I don't want you to feel like

00:46:23.180 it's a room full of men ganging up on you. 1.00

00:46:25.660 There are two women in the room.

00:46:27.240 Your mom's here watching this conversation 1.00

00:46:29.360 about meth fucking. 1.00

00:46:29.760 Just know you're safe. 1.00

00:46:30.900 I'm not here to attack you, bring you down. 1.00

00:46:32.440 Are you going to rape me? 1.00

00:46:33.920 No. 1.00

00:46:34.580 That's not going to happen.

00:46:35.180 What is happening?

00:46:36.220 Guaranteed not going to happen.

00:46:37.520 What's happening?

00:46:38.340 Okay, what is it?

00:46:39.240 You're like, do you feel safe?

00:46:40.860 Okay, you've made a couple of videos

00:46:42.460 and i i think you've i think you've removed all of them where you're like the camera shooting down

00:46:49.040 and you're like seated on the floor like indian style and you're crying it looks like you were

00:46:53.640 up all night and you just let the camera run and run and run and you're clearly uh distraught

00:47:00.640 and disheveled yeah why do you make those videos and then post them thinking yo that's dope i don't

00:47:08.280 think i say i don't think of it as like oh that's dope i literally just do it for like someone to

00:47:11.660 like reach out like just like people and it works like someone will reach out to me like people who

00:47:15.240 like i don't have friends so like someone that i'm like an acquaintance with will eventually reach

00:47:19.680 out so i just do it for like an attention thing like that's how i'm feeling in the moment it's 0.89

00:47:23.300 not fake it's like fuck i like don't know what to do so i make a video ah this is making me sad 0.87

00:47:27.720 yeah have you i we i've been talking don't be sad it's really fine it's okay it doesn't sound 0.98

00:47:33.600 it doesn't sound i push people away like no it's it's really like i push a lot of people away like

00:47:37.840 and i know this you know what i mean like i i always do like i always find something wrong with

00:47:41.860 people so like it's my fault for sure 100 like even my own family i push away that sounds like

00:47:46.600 a defense mechanism i don't think any i don't want any human to say i i don't have friends

00:47:50.720 you know what i'm saying and then like and then and then blame yourself for that you know you

00:47:55.000 can't be that bad of a person i think so i think i'm pretty toxic i i was the self-awareness is

00:48:00.980 great i mean wow you know i am toxic i am i know i know it obviously it's i don't know i don't know

00:48:07.200 why any attempt to remove that trait i go to therapy the problem is is like i don't apply

00:48:12.060 what my therapist says he's like instead of making a video about jason how about call me and then i

00:48:15.440 was like okay and then like it doesn't happen exhibit a it's see i'm like that's what i would

00:48:18.960 expect in in that because we've all been there sitting on the floor like hair and a bunch makeup

00:48:23.240 running down the face me included but i never made a video while i was like that yeah you know

00:48:28.400 what i'm saying okay but okay so you're i'm slowly like getting your quirks down your self-awareness

00:48:33.600 is it seems to be on point yes so if you know what the problem is why don't you solve it

00:48:38.360 i can't i really can't it's kind of like being an addict like i can't i can't kick any addictions

00:48:44.660 i've ever had that's not true do you think it starts with you saying that yeah that's that's

00:48:49.780 a theory right because i've been to like rehab and stuff like that and they do say that they're

00:48:52.600 like well you already putting that thought out or even therapy will say that like you're already

00:48:55.500 saying i can't like you know and stuff like that but i just i just can't like i've here's why just

00:49:00.180 real quick here's why i say that's not true it's because you were you were on a show right a show 0.79

00:49:04.800 like my strange addiction for like for tanning oh yeah but that was bullshit like i wasn't really 0.56

00:49:09.580 addicted to tanning okay okay so everything i'm about to say is completely irrelevant yeah well 0.51

00:49:13.360 i mean i've been addicted but definitely not to tanning i just did it to get on the show because

00:49:15.800 it was like new and they're like we're looking for people with addictions and i was like all

00:49:18.200 right you fake the tanning addiction for sure yeah for clout yeah for sure at least you didn't

00:49:23.420 fake a marriage am i right that would be weird i don't know who would do that do we hate do you 0.99

00:49:30.660 hate jake or why i'm confused what the fuck who or what are we talking about what are we faking 0.95

00:49:34.360 can we not can we not switch this i want to ask you okay okay do you do so do you have what is 0.99

00:49:39.540 your diet do you have a diagnosed mental health problem not real not officially i mean everyone

00:49:45.480 will tell you like there's you have traits of bipolar you have traits of borderline personality

00:49:49.280 But, like, I've never been, like, I've never gotten any medication for any mental, like, illness.

00:49:53.540 I just, like, I'm just hearing all this, and it's, like, a lot to process.

00:49:56.900 And I think that at one point in my life, I was equally unconvinced and not convincible that I was ever going to beat a 10-year opiate addiction that I had.

00:50:08.340 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:09.060 And I was, I was, I didn't laugh about it as much as you because I was, I was, I didn't, I wasn't on the set of Impulsive.

00:50:15.360 I was sleeping in cars and I was on the streets.

00:50:17.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:18.140 I didn't have a place to go. 0.96

00:50:19.280 And so I think potentially one of the things that's allowing you to cover up a lot of these problems and put this face on and even in some ways promote the type of shit that you do is the glamour and the money and the YouTube and the shit that you have because of Hollywood. 0.99

00:50:36.440 And I think you're doing yourself an incredible disservice by not trying to find some way to get out of the shit show you're in. 0.97

00:50:47.320 Because, like, I honestly, like, you're undervaluing yourself and your ability to be better. 0.99

00:50:54.540 You really are.

00:50:55.420 And you're thinking, like, that this is, like, I can tell you right now, without a shadow of a doubt, that five years from now, if you put your mind to it and your heart to it, the person that, I don't know you, but I know you have it in you because everyone does, you would look back at today and say, I was so wrong about who I thought I was.

00:51:15.520 A few things to that point.

00:51:16.680 one definitely don't promote anything or glamorize anything because people know me as being a mess 0.64

00:51:21.920 like obviously that's how people know me as being a fucking mess like i have no talent like people 0.78

00:51:26.460 literally know me as calling people out having no friends boyfriends leaving me like that's how 0.97

00:51:30.140 people know me being in a mental institution is no bueno because obviously i can't own guns now

00:51:34.500 and i'm like a big like whatever and so like i can't do that so like this is not anything

00:51:37.820 glamorizing two i've been sober for five years at one point not anymore but not anymore i've

00:51:45.100 relapsed multiple times. So for me, I, I just don't, the lifestyle didn't work for me. I didn't

00:51:49.600 like it. I was not happy five years sober of alcohol and pills. And I was, it wasn't, I wasn't

00:51:54.500 happy. I'm happy in my life. I just don't have friends. I don't have friends and I'm okay. This

00:52:00.880 sounds, Oh my God, this is like totally turning, turning, but like, I'm okay with like a sad ending

00:52:04.580 in my life. You know what I mean? Like I'm totally fine with it. And it's not like I want to die.

00:52:07.880 Like I've never been suicidal or anything, but, um, I'm okay with like just having a short fun

00:52:13.060 life you know what i mean a quick run i do i know what you mean yeah okay i know exactly what you

00:52:18.780 mean yeah it's it's it's weird and morbid it's not like we want to die but it's like it's okay

00:52:23.460 like you know i uh i don't know how to really respond to that other than say like i i do

00:52:31.040 understand and i and i get it and i'm not like who are we to try to like fix you per se because

00:52:38.120 there's nothing really broken from your perspective you know what I'm saying I've said a lot and I've

00:52:43.340 they've all heard me say I'm like yo if I if I die like alone in the middle of a cabin next to a lake

00:52:49.240 in Montana like I'm I'm chilling as long as I lived a great great great life I'm not at this

00:52:54.840 point in my life anyway it's not super focused on finding a connection with like a woman for the 1.00

00:53:01.220 rest of my life granted I will say not ideal right I think it'd be fun to raise a family and I think 0.92

00:53:06.680 it'd be cool and a way to carry on my legacy yeah that lives no desire for that no i oh my god that's

00:53:13.680 my number one like if i could find if someone was like hey give up like all your social media and

00:53:17.180 all your money for like the love of your life and kids i would 100 i would delete my youtube

00:53:20.720 really if jason's like delete your youtube channel and your patreon i've been like delete

00:53:23.400 like i would have done it instantly like 100 so i want it but you know i'm okay like i've come to

00:53:28.580 the realization like it's maybe not for me i feel like that you kind of just answered your question

00:53:32.760 though because i feel like if you did you know get clean and you found a way to connect with

00:53:38.920 something that made you happy you would probably attract somebody that sees that happiness and

00:53:43.960 wants to be with it but the thing is i'm happy i really am happy while i'm a mess online and i do

00:53:49.280 get really like big bouts of like depression i am like i promise you i'm like very happy in my life

00:53:54.080 you know why i believe you because honestly i don't i think it's because you haven't broken

00:53:57.480 down yet oh wait on this show wait what on this show i haven't broken down i thought you were

00:54:03.080 gonna do it five minutes ago oh like cry yeah oh and that made you believe what i just i believe

00:54:09.080 you when you say you're happy well yeah i promise you i am right now no i mean some people that's

00:54:13.580 not right no i'm serious some people i could see through it you know i'm happy sure yeah i believe

00:54:19.280 you or is it your skewed version of happiness whatever it is it's my reality and your reality

00:54:27.880 is a reality like my perception is my reality that's why i think i believe it i mean so what

00:54:32.200 keeps you what keeps men away like a serious relationship away is it just just the addictions

00:54:39.260 or what i guess that yeah i think i just have a lot of problems so all right yeah flat feet i do

00:54:44.260 that yo that live fast die young lifestyle it like this none of this is it all resonates with

00:54:53.840 me i've known so many people that have that have gone out at 22 18 whatever you know what i'm

00:54:58.460 saying and that was that was their intent yo i'm gonna do as many bags as i can in this needle 0.97

00:55:02.620 i'm gonna sniff as much as i can tonight they didn't give a fuck they wanted to do it is to 0.98

00:55:06.360 the limit and die when they died and that was their lifestyle i understand that lifestyle i've 0.96

00:55:11.360 been so in tune with that lifestyle myself when it changes though and why I say that I don't know

00:55:18.780 that I believe in this happiness is if you were truly happy why would you not why would you be

00:55:25.380 okay with that happiness ending somewhat soon do you know what I'm saying like wouldn't you want

00:55:29.240 that happiness that you're currently feeling to extend for another 70 years I say that to not be

00:55:33.660 like I'm okay with it is like I guess I say it too yeah though but like if I were to die like

00:55:38.000 young I don't want people to be like oh my god that's so sad she was so young like I've lived

00:55:40.440 i'm like living a life like my life this is what i'm saying my life is fun i'm currently on tour

00:55:43.800 right now and it's like the funnest i've ever had in my entire life like it's my favorite thing in

00:55:46.880 the whole world um so like i am having so much fun like i do music videos like once a month i make my

00:55:51.300 music i go on tour like it's so much fun so like it's not to say like of course it'd be sad but

00:55:55.800 also i mean i'm dead i won't know you know what i mean but i want people to know like in general

00:55:59.360 like you know if i die i'm like i had a good life like i had a really good life like it's i tell my

00:56:03.760 mom that all the time like i'm having the funnest time i spend all my money if i can spend money

00:56:06.840 like crazy person like it's fun like i live it up like are you tana mojo in 10 years tana oh um

00:56:13.160 or is tana mojo yeah like can i be honest i don't know anything about her people say that i don't 0.54

00:56:17.120 know maybe i am if we call you at 21 would you be tana mojo i mean i was a hooker at 21 so maybe i

00:56:23.520 don't know i don't know what she does but i was you know no offense tana i'm not even gonna say

00:56:28.300 i'll say it she's probably no do you think like do you think if there was no internet like do you

00:56:33.020 think tanner would be a prostitute i don't know her i don't know her i was kind of asking spencer

00:56:38.400 because of his fabulous insight and unlimited wisdom when it comes to tanner i'm gonna tap out 0.96

00:56:43.500 of this question should we cut that question no just that's my brother's wife yeah hey that's

00:56:51.500 that's your brother's wife yo bro i just i'm on a podcast bro i host the podcast yo you can't be 0.95

00:56:56.160 talking shit about my brother's wife yeah yo i don't even know if that's real dog hey cuz hey 0.98

00:57:01.140 take it easy on him take it easy on him bro just easy okay you gotta listen yo all right i love 0.99

00:57:07.260 that he's coming back to this stuff like skits and even just the thought of doing that it's

00:57:11.720 making me so happy that he's like going back to that to that frame of mind don't bro me if you

00:57:16.160 don't know me i gotta ask what is it like being a hooker i loved it until i found out like okay

00:57:24.340 what ended it is um someone that i was like constantly with he found out he was like hiv

00:57:28.780 positive and it like freaked me out because i thought for sure i was not that it matters you

00:57:31.740 can totally live with hiv and be have a healthy life it's not a big deal but like um i was scared

00:57:35.600 of that so i didn't think of like when i was like when i was young this was like 18 to 21 18 to 23

00:57:39.580 um i didn't think about diseases so i was just like oh this is so much fun like because obviously

00:57:44.040 like i love to have sex i was like i'm getting paid for this this is awesome um but then even 0.94

00:57:47.520 if the dudes were somewhat questionable yeah i fuck anything i'm like not picky is that true 0.99

00:57:53.060 Yeah, a thousand percent. 1.00

00:57:54.020 Would you fuck this one gallon metal jug? 1.00

00:57:57.340 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:57:58.000 How? 0.99

00:57:58.480 Damn, how? 0.99

00:57:58.840 No, you can. 0.99

00:57:59.680 It's hard because-

00:58:01.540 Yeah, it's metal.

00:58:03.160 Of course it's hard.

00:58:03.760 I was thinking more about the circumference.

00:58:05.720 I don't know about you guys.

00:58:06.700 The circumference is a little big. 0.99

00:58:08.000 I had like half of that once in my ass, 0.99

00:58:09.660 but I had to get stitches. 1.00

00:58:10.300 I can't do anal sex anymore. 0.99

00:58:11.080 I don't know why this conversation with you, 0.99

00:58:16.420 and I'm trying to think of the right way to say this.

00:58:18.280 You can say whatever.

00:58:18.940 I promise.

00:58:19.460 Nah, nah, nah, easy, champ.

00:58:20.620 I just want to phrase it right.

00:58:22.300 Okay.

00:58:22.520 I don't know why this conversation with you has, 1.00

00:58:26.180 because I'm usually the fucking psychopath. 0.99

00:58:28.420 And right now you are making me look like an altar boy, okay? 0.99

00:58:31.820 And so my feeling on this is for some reason,

00:58:34.400 this conversation with you today.

00:58:36.540 It's weird.

00:58:37.540 Makes me think you are the walking advertisement

00:58:42.180 for why I don't want to do any of the things you do.

00:58:45.960 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:58:46.800 Which is what?

00:58:47.580 I don't know.

00:58:48.360 I feel like. 1.00

00:58:49.620 Would you take this up your ass? 1.00

00:58:51.100 Is that what you're talking about? 1.00

00:58:52.080 No, no, no.

00:58:52.180 Forget the bottle for a second.

00:58:53.760 I feel like for some reason, the way you present.

00:59:02.000 Oh, my God.

00:59:03.160 So extra.

00:59:04.840 The way you present the things that you do, they like take the glamour out of them for me.

00:59:13.500 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:59:14.180 That's what I'm saying.

00:59:14.740 I don't glamorize anything. 1.00

00:59:15.820 If anything, I'm like, I show like this fucking sucks. 1.00

00:59:19.060 Like being 5150 is not glamorous. 1.00

00:59:20.960 being dumped is not glamorous being addicted to meth is not glamorous like i show it there's no

00:59:26.380 way i've always i've always tried to take all those stories because because you know i'm not 50 51 but

00:59:31.640 i'm 34 and i'm a little bit older than the rest of the crowd i've always tried to show and this

00:59:36.560 is a new me and so i don't want to preach to you and i don't want to come off like that because 0.98

00:59:40.180 at one point i was the fucking biggest scumbag in the world but my new way of thinking is like 0.95

00:59:45.200 how do i show people the beauty and the things that others find ugliness in and i it sounds weird 0.99

00:59:50.300 for me to say this but this is how i've been operating for like the past year now like i'm

00:59:53.640 34 you know what you know what i say about that age doesn't matter it doesn't matter unless it

00:59:58.220 deals with with nature of law have you do you know how long this guy can run on the elliptical 0.98

01:00:02.500 i've never seen anything like that's just he's being an asshole that's only because my ankle 0.88

01:00:07.580 otherwise i would be able to run and keep up i'm there i have great stamina but like 0.98

01:00:10.780 why do you feel the need to make the things that other people see as uh disabilities or whatever

01:00:19.260 so ugly you know what i'm saying like i feel like you could easily go the other way with it and make

01:00:24.980 a lot of this stuff be a little bit more exciting like aging grace like aging is a fun thing or like

01:00:30.480 do you know what i'm saying like no i'm confused i don't know maybe i don't even know what i'm

01:00:34.380 saying i mean i just i just i for what for some reason when you talk about like sex like i talk

01:00:40.860 about open sex a lot but when you talk about it like having open sex with hiv positive people and 0.96

01:00:45.740 like meth sex. That's why I quit hooking first 0.97

01:00:47.780 of all. I was not promoting that. I was like this would scare

01:00:49.820 me. How many people have you slept with?

01:00:51.800 I mean just too many at that point. You know what I mean?

01:00:53.920 No I'm talking now. I mean

01:00:55.740 just too many. Triple digits. I mean yeah

01:00:57.520 obviously probably you too. I mean everyone. Quadruple digits.

01:01:00.080 No I don't know to be honest. You think I'm

01:01:01.860 in the triple digits? Yeah.

01:01:03.820 What about me strikes you as some sort of sex 0.99

01:01:05.860 fiend? Because you guys always talk about fucking. You're like 1.00

01:01:07.640 I fucked a girl last night in the van and I'm like okay. 1.00

01:01:09.280 Sex sells. How many episodes do we have? 1.00

01:01:12.340 How many episodes are we at?

01:01:13.480 What is this?

01:01:13.860 No judgment.

01:01:14.440 There's no judgment. 1.00

01:01:15.060 I fuck someone every day. 1.00

01:01:16.000 Like, it doesn't matter. 1.00

01:01:16.580 One different person?

01:01:17.480 Same guy.

01:01:18.820 122.

01:01:19.500 You guys have talked about sex pretty much every episode. 0.55

01:01:22.800 Bro, bro.

01:01:23.360 We're up in the hundreds.

01:01:24.160 I don't do it.

01:01:24.780 I don't actually do it.

01:01:26.160 Hmm.

01:01:27.080 Okay. 0.68

01:01:27.700 That's disgusting.

01:01:28.420 This isn't my place.

01:01:29.200 I have.

01:01:29.760 I'm not gonna lie.

01:01:30.400 I do it.

01:01:31.100 Yeah.

01:01:31.900 Yeah, you do.

01:01:32.480 I lied just now.

01:01:33.400 It's the beard, dude.

01:01:33.920 For like 30 seconds.

01:01:34.760 As soon as you slap that beard on you, you just turn into a, just a banging machine,

01:01:40.020 dude.

01:01:40.300 Wait.

01:01:40.880 I think it's the opposite, bro.

01:01:42.240 Really?

01:01:42.560 I think so.

01:01:43.400 I think when I grew the beard, I matured a little bit.

01:01:47.360 And I stopped hooking up with dots, dog.

01:01:50.300 Interesting.

01:01:50.880 I'm done.

01:01:51.320 My thought life is over and completely.

01:01:53.900 That's in the past. 0.98

01:01:55.780 I've considered becoming a hooker. 0.89

01:01:57.860 Yeah. 0.96

01:01:58.260 No.

01:01:59.340 A lot about that, too.

01:02:00.400 A lot of lies today.

01:02:01.160 Let's do a segment.

01:02:01.980 We got a segment.

01:02:03.040 Let's do it.

01:02:03.480 Am I part of this or am I done?

01:02:04.520 No, you're a segment.

01:02:05.640 No, you're it.

01:02:06.320 You are the segment.

01:02:07.280 So look, Trisha, you're fun.

01:02:09.460 And you know why? 0.99

01:02:10.480 Because you say whatever the fuck you want. 0.99

01:02:12.780 And I personally love when you put people on blast. 0.98

01:02:16.280 Thank you.

01:02:16.660 I love it. 0.99

01:02:17.440 So this section is called Trisha Trashes. 0.67

01:02:21.400 Yes.

01:02:22.280 Oh, I love this.

01:02:23.660 Oh, ew.

01:02:24.720 What is that?

01:02:26.540 Just the worst.

01:02:27.520 So Dylan's not a graphic designer.

01:02:29.000 He makes these.

01:02:29.540 That's you too, Dylan. 1.00

01:02:30.580 Fuck you. 1.00

01:02:32.740 Yeah, fuck you, Dylan. 1.00

01:02:34.440 I love how he doesn't even get the PNGs with the transparent background. 1.00

01:02:37.740 Look at the trash, you know.

01:02:38.860 It's still got the white box.

01:02:39.660 The trash does the white box around.

01:02:41.320 you gotta type in trash png i wouldn't even have noticed that yeah 1.00

01:02:46.260 as you know i'm a huge fan of that type of comedy the night shift is all that kind of shit 0.98

01:02:52.840 no pngs just straight up that's swag to me yeah that's good keep it up so i'm gonna i want to 0.94

01:02:58.080 show you some pictures of people you may recognize uh in your industry and and i want you to trash

01:03:04.280 them however if if you don't want to trash them and you want to say something nice it's mainly

01:03:08.160 just like give me your comments in the picture first off.

01:03:10.060 I love trashing people.

01:03:10.740 Mr. PewDiePie. 1.00

01:03:11.820 Ew, fuck him and his declining views. 1.00

01:03:15.240 Everyone's like, wow, he has the most subscribed. 1.00

01:03:16.860 You get a fucking million views on YouTube. 1.00

01:03:19.380 Like what the fuck? 1.00

01:03:20.480 Like what? 0.99

01:03:21.240 He did a video about me,

01:03:22.480 which I'm like literally the most irrelevant person.

01:03:24.260 I'm like, if this is where your content is coming,

01:03:25.720 where you're doing a video about me

01:03:26.960 and then like me ghosting someone, 1.00

01:03:28.320 like PewDiePie, fuck all the way off. 1.00

01:03:30.200 You're disgusting. 1.00

01:03:31.020 Your humor sucks 1.00

01:03:31.640 and you should stick to playing video games. 1.00

01:03:33.700 Okay.

01:03:35.240 I mean, I'm a big bet, I guess.

01:03:37.400 That works.

01:03:38.080 Should I do something else?

01:03:39.140 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

01:03:40.180 Another trash or a different? 0.98

01:03:41.300 No, that's, I mean. 0.99

01:03:42.460 Was that okay?

01:03:42.840 I guess you did exactly what I called for, yeah.

01:03:44.800 Do you have a problem with me?

01:03:45.560 Nobody's ever won a segment.

01:03:47.500 Yeah, he's not won. 1.00

01:03:49.060 I fucking hate him. 1.00

01:03:49.740 He did like Trisha Paytos with no makeup or some shit. 1.00

01:03:51.300 And I was like, you're really coming from me. 0.97

01:03:52.840 I got 100,000 views, bro.

01:03:53.940 Like, chill out. 1.00

01:03:54.520 I fucking hate him. 1.00

01:03:55.940 Wow. 1.00

01:03:56.400 Next up, got this guy, my little bro. 1.00

01:03:58.500 Fuck him too. 1.00

01:03:59.620 He can't back up his shit because he's like, 1.00

01:04:01.620 well, Trisha calling out David. 1.00

01:04:02.720 Like, people do that to me when they love Team 10. 0.99

01:04:04.460 Well, no fucking, no. 0.99

01:04:05.720 I called out David 1.00

01:04:06.340 for talking about me 1.00

01:04:06.980 in a fucking video. 1.00

01:04:07.700 You didn't talk about 1.00

01:04:08.120 any of your team 10 men

01:04:08.720 or something completely different. 0.99

01:04:09.740 He didn't know what the fuck 0.99

01:04:10.320 he was talking about. 1.00

01:04:10.720 I confronted him 0.99

01:04:11.140 when him and Tana came 1.00

01:04:11.740 to deliver me their fucking 1.00

01:04:12.460 fake wedding invitation 1.00

01:04:13.260 and he was like,

01:04:14.060 I don't know what I'm saying.

01:04:14.660 That's not what he meant. 1.00

01:04:15.420 Okay, well, fuck you then. 1.00

01:04:16.520 How did you do that just now? 1.00

01:04:18.620 How'd you do that

01:04:19.300 with the fast talking?

01:04:20.460 Ben Shapiro.

01:04:21.840 Ben Shapiro.

01:04:22.940 Yeah, he was about 40% of that.

01:04:25.900 Yeah, that was like my talent.

01:04:26.920 I was on America's Got Talent

01:04:27.620 for fast talking. 1.00

01:04:28.360 Shut up. 1.00

01:04:28.920 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:29.580 Wow. 1.00

01:04:29.900 What the fuck 1.00

01:04:30.740 haven't you done? 1.00

01:04:31.440 I was on Ellen for fast talking. 1.00

01:04:32.980 Shut up. 1.00

01:04:33.580 Wait, what did you do a song? 1.00

01:04:34.800 I know people do like Busta Rhymes songs.

01:04:37.280 Oh, I was in a Busta Rhymes video for rapping for him too.

01:04:39.840 But no, I was reading Ellen's book on her show.

01:04:42.020 Like, yeah, just really fast.

01:04:43.380 I'm just a fast little person.

01:04:45.680 Okay, next up.

01:04:46.620 We got a-

01:04:46.980 Jake Paul's hot though.

01:04:47.760 Jeffrey Star.

01:04:48.840 Oh, I love Jeffrey.

01:04:49.980 Like literally can't trash him.

01:04:51.200 Like literally can't trash him.

01:04:52.840 That's cool.

01:04:53.580 Like honestly, like, you know, I could go in,

01:04:55.760 but Jeffrey is the nicest person to me.

01:04:57.660 Whenever I have a breakdown,

01:04:58.540 he's literally always calling me,

01:04:59.840 needs nothing from me because he's killing it.

01:05:01.900 You know what I mean? Awesome. Yeah, Jeffrey is

01:05:03.760 literally, him and Shane are the only two people on

01:05:05.880 planet Earth that have any sort of...

01:05:07.720 Oh, very cool. That dude's bagged up right now.

01:05:10.280 Jeffrey Starr. Yeah. That dude

01:05:11.820 is bagged the fuck up. Yeah. He got

01:05:13.720 mad money, dude. Mad money and could not be sweeter

01:05:15.900 and that's what I love about someone. That's dope. 1.00

01:05:17.660 Yeah. That's very cool. I never met him, but he sounds great.

01:05:19.980 Ugh, Jeffrey's the best.

01:05:21.820 This guy. 1.00

01:05:23.100 I want to sit on that dick because you know it's fat. 1.00

01:05:26.220 Whoa. I wasn't expecting that. 1.00

01:05:27.900 I wasn't expecting that. That was out of left field.

01:05:29.460 I love little short chubby guys because they got a little short chubby dick. 1.00

01:05:34.380 So that's kind of a trash, but also I'm into it. 1.00

01:05:36.360 So it's not a trash. 0.99

01:05:37.500 Would you call it tuna can cock? 0.99

01:05:39.320 Tuna can cock? 0.99

01:05:39.940 I never heard that. 0.99

01:05:41.400 What's that?

01:05:43.500 I don't know what that is, but I love it.

01:05:45.160 Well, imagine a tuna can.

01:05:46.600 Okay. 1.00

01:05:47.180 As a dick. 1.00

01:05:50.360 Yeah, probably, huh? 1.00

01:05:52.000 We love Keem.

01:05:53.700 I love trolling Keem.

01:05:54.720 I thought you didn't. 0.56

01:05:57.660 We should troll each other.

01:05:59.240 But I think they're low-key in love. 1.00

01:06:00.160 But now you just said his dick is the stump at the end of the giving trip. 1.00

01:06:04.100 Yeah, for sure. 1.00

01:06:05.300 You know it is.

01:06:06.520 No, she means in a good way, though.

01:06:08.180 By the way, Jerry's out on Keem right now out of this camp.

01:06:12.740 What is it?

01:06:13.100 You don't like him?

01:06:13.720 No, I love Keem.

01:06:14.920 I'm a Keem fan, but it could go one of two ways in the next month or so.

01:06:18.960 Why?

01:06:19.420 You love Keem? 1.00

01:06:20.460 Let me tone the word down, and Pam's pissed about it.

01:06:23.580 Oh, we hate Keem because I hate him too sometimes.

01:06:25.940 Let me finish.

01:06:26.820 Pam's giving you the middle finger right now. 1.00

01:06:28.920 I know Pam hates Keem because obviously 1.00

01:06:31.020 Keem and Jake Paul are like fucking 0.99

01:06:32.920 hate each other. But here's the thing. 0.99

01:06:35.520 I talk to Keem about shit all the time. 0.99

01:06:37.300 We have a group chat with Keem 1.00

01:06:39.160 where we talk about shit occasionally. He's been nothing 0.99

01:06:41.140 but nice to me. Do you love him?

01:06:42.920 Do you love him? The group chat on Twitter where we just

01:06:45.200 fucking... I mean, I can pull it up. 0.96

01:06:47.020 We? Me, you, and Keem. I'll pull it up.

01:06:48.540 Me. I've participated in this group chat.

01:06:50.640 Please pull it up. I will. Wait, wait, wait.

01:06:52.420 Do you love him because you don't

01:06:55.000 want him to ruin your career?

01:06:56.340 No. 1.00

01:06:57.060 What the fuck? 0.99

01:06:57.860 He's just never done anything wrong to me. 0.99

01:07:01.140 So how am I going to hate somebody

01:07:02.220 that's never done anything wrong to me?

01:07:03.420 It's easy.

01:07:04.200 I do it all the time.

01:07:04.760 Also, not yet, Mike.

01:07:06.800 Trust.

01:07:07.340 Do you hate KSI?

01:07:08.120 Are you coming for me?

01:07:09.240 I don't hate anyone except KSI.

01:07:09.960 Are you coming for me, Keemstar?

01:07:11.140 No, I'm just saying trust.

01:07:12.400 Do you actually hate KSI?

01:07:13.900 Yeah, yeah. 0.93

01:07:14.960 I hate that I hate him.

01:07:16.560 I wish I didn't.

01:07:17.120 I wish I didn't have hate

01:07:17.920 for a single person on this planet.

01:07:19.340 I am going to end KSI. 1.00

01:07:21.160 I'm going to destroy him. 1.00

01:07:23.060 Like I have, I have innate, pure anger and rage that I will funnel into boxing in my fists and drive him into his face over and over again until my fist is so far down his throat. 1.00

01:07:35.240 It has to be dislodged by a medical man. 0.99

01:07:38.580 I got so horny for a second. 0.83

01:07:41.160 Logan stares at your eyes, which I love. 0.71

01:07:43.100 I like you like stare deep into someone.

01:07:44.780 No one, you know, no YouTubers do that.

01:07:46.320 David won't look in your eyes.

01:07:47.200 Nobody looks into your eyes.

01:07:48.080 So it's like, it's deep.

01:07:48.940 I know that.

01:07:49.460 Yeah.

01:07:49.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:07:49.960 Fuck you. 1.00

01:07:50.380 Look into that. 1.00

01:07:50.860 Here's the Logan Paul.

01:07:52.540 I don't want to show because I don't know what's in it.

01:07:53.700 The Logan Paul Keemstar group from Twitter that I was just talking about.

01:07:56.900 That Logan was saying doesn't exist.

01:07:59.520 Bro, no.

01:08:01.760 It's not us talking about things. 0.75

01:08:03.500 It's him going, was that fight with the Russian real? 0.89

01:08:07.340 Tomato, tomato. 0.69

01:08:08.320 The group chat exists.

01:08:09.440 What I'm getting at is this.

01:08:10.800 He's never done anything wrong to me.

01:08:12.560 Here's what I'm saying.

01:08:13.540 Not yet, bro.

01:08:14.180 Someone in his business, drama alert.

01:08:16.880 It's the moment that you make a mistake.

01:08:19.660 you can trust. Here's my

01:08:21.500 question though. Logan's friend Mike

01:08:23.020 that'll be the title. From

01:08:25.360 Impulsive will be click

01:08:27.400 baited like him.

01:08:28.600 I don't disagree with that.

01:08:30.640 But my question is this. 1.00

01:08:32.640 You go, what the fuck 1.00

01:08:34.980 Kim? I thought we were 1.00

01:08:36.900 boys. We were homies dude.

01:08:38.720 And then Kim

01:08:40.800 will go, bro I run a channel

01:08:43.180 called Drama Alert. You

01:08:44.780 moron. This is me getting 1.00

01:08:46.940 bags using your mistake.

01:08:49.660 And by the way, nothing wrong with that.

01:08:51.120 Just like right here.

01:08:53.740 Yeah, I get that.

01:08:54.940 I get that.

01:08:55.400 With the shoulder roll too.

01:08:57.180 That's technique.

01:08:57.920 I put it out a little further than.

01:08:59.620 Like normally I'll put it here.

01:09:00.520 Yeah, that's shoulder length.

01:09:01.400 That's, oof.

01:09:02.220 I don't even know what that is.

01:09:02.700 All right, so love was a powerful term, okay?

01:09:04.740 I just have no issue with the guy.

01:09:06.340 So that's where I'm leaving it.

01:09:07.200 But that said, I do want to see where he falls on the JJ versus Logan fight.

01:09:12.520 That's where I'm going to make.

01:09:13.280 Where do you think?

01:09:14.980 Because I have a feeling, but here's the thing.

01:09:17.680 the majority of you know all the smart people in the world are living on november 10th already 0.98

01:09:21.800 that fight's over we all know the fucking result keemstar knows the fucking result jj is getting 0.96

01:09:26.940 his fucking block knocked off in front of the entire world so anybody that's out there like 1.00

01:09:30.880 team jj ksi is gonna win you're fucking a moron dude everybody knows that's not gonna happen 1.00

01:09:36.040 even jj knows that's not gonna happen but also he just wants the bag that's it but sometimes you 1.00

01:09:41.400 gotta support your team you know what i'm saying you can't you can't blame it it doesn't make him

01:09:44.420 more maybe makes him a supportive friend a good friend i'm just i'm playing devil's avocados here

01:09:49.280 it doesn't it doesn't make him a dummy but like yo say say spencer bro say spencer goes to fight

01:09:56.340 for some odd reason i'm playing at neptune in another universe he goes to fight my boxing coach 0.97

01:10:02.480 shannon briggs oh fuck now granted let's go champ let's go champ i'm a root for this is a bad example 0.96

01:10:08.360 because i like shannon i'd root for shannon uh okay let's let's let's say this bro say you go 0.98

01:10:14.160 to fight. What the fuck, dude? You just got here 1.00

01:10:16.260 two days ago. Spencer's been here

01:10:18.080 since the Tokyo days. Dude, I would root

01:10:20.180 for Shannon too if I was fighting. I want to be on the winning team.

01:10:22.440 Let's go, Shannon. But what I'm saying is

01:10:24.320 I'm going to root for my friends

01:10:26.260 even if I know they got no shot.

01:10:28.480 Can I be honest with you, bro? When you

01:10:30.120 bossed up and you trained

01:10:32.100 for eight months running

01:10:34.240 for nine hours a day for that Ironman.

01:10:36.220 You didn't think I was going to finish it? No, I knew you were going

01:10:38.200 to finish it. I knew you weren't going to win, though.

01:10:40.120 I knew. I wasn't

01:10:42.260 going for the win. But you're still my boy and I love

01:10:44.140 you and i support you you know what i'm saying and and yeah man i wish we could play the clip

01:10:49.740 of when he got through the first segment and he turned around to the camera and go yeah he's 0.90

01:10:53.420 fucked bro i've never seen death in your eyes oh yeah no it was when you got done with the bike 0.97

01:10:59.760 the 120 mile bike ride pumps two mile swim 85 degrees i i spent some ones behind me bro and 0.99

01:11:06.860 just all the vegan life was stripped from him i'm like i turn the camera i'm like he's absolutely 0.99

01:11:12.940 fucked. Yeah. Then I saw him running, bro. 1.00

01:11:15.320 That was a three-mile-an-hour

01:11:16.940 pace. You peed your pants,

01:11:19.120 right? Not on that one, no. I actually

01:11:20.920 didn't pee the whole time that one. I thought you said

01:11:22.900 you peed your pants well. On the next one, on the

01:11:24.940 second. No problem. All right, let's move on.

01:11:26.740 Let's get back to it. Here we go.

01:11:28.800 I'm tripping. I feel like we covered this already, but here we go.

01:11:31.420 I feel like I'm fucking... 0.97

01:11:32.980 Huh? 0.97

01:11:34.280 I mean, you already said some stuff.

01:11:36.860 I like Jason. I like

01:11:38.740 Jason. If Jason called you right now,

01:11:41.020 babe, I'm sorry. Take me back.

01:11:42.940 oh yeah would you do fucking never he what a fucking little pussy to break up with me because 1.00

01:11:47.420 david doberg tells you to that's why because can i tell you after we broke up he was sneaking me 1.00

01:11:51.500 into his house for like three months and telling me to park my car for like five blocks away yeah 0.99

01:11:54.720 i've been there i've been there i've been there why that's fucking a pussy move why you do that 1.00

01:11:58.880 shit no because why you want to hook up with your girl which your boys don't support so fucking 1.00

01:12:03.900 grow some balls nah nah nah bro nah why are you probably no the problem is i have balls that's 1.00

01:12:09.500 the problem no if you do that you don't have balls you're scared of what your friends are saying 1.00

01:12:12.740 about you hell yeah bro some judgmental people hold on a second yo if they disapprove of who 0.99

01:12:19.680 i'm hooking up with and i still want to hook up with that person bro i'm like yo you're parking 0.63

01:12:23.600 you're parking on you ain't parking on by the way don't can we blur those streets you're a bigger 1.00

01:12:29.460 pussy than jason then because you know why you're the one who makes the money and is running this 1.00

01:12:33.340 whole ship and you're still a bigger pussy than jason but also don't but also don't drag me into 1.00

01:12:37.540 because remember this, I actually 1.00

01:12:39.380 drop you off

01:12:41.620 at the house. Yeah, I've done it.

01:12:43.820 Don't you lie. I've dropped you off.

01:12:45.420 I'm all for it, dude. Yeah, you returned the car home

01:12:47.420 with no gas. I'm not going to lie.

01:12:49.340 I'm not going to lie.

01:12:50.740 I lied there, too. I'm lying a lot on this podcast.

01:12:53.820 My love for Jason, pretty much

01:12:55.460 like I'm trying to back up Jason because I love

01:12:57.380 Jason. You love him?

01:12:59.140 I do. They don't love you.

01:13:02.200 No, no, no.

01:13:02.720 Oh! 1.00

01:13:07.540 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:13:09.220 Hold on. 1.00

01:13:09.660 Hold on.

01:13:10.000 My other slipper has fallen.

01:13:11.360 You said one day Mike's going to eat his words about Keem.

01:13:13.120 That's going to be you about Jason and David.

01:13:14.540 Hold on.

01:13:15.520 Wow.

01:13:16.100 What are they saying?

01:13:16.640 Hold on.

01:13:17.160 Okay.

01:13:17.840 I'm talking about Jason right now.

01:13:20.160 And you said they.

01:13:21.880 I'm talking about Jason.

01:13:23.560 Can you tell me Jason Nash doesn't like me? 1.00

01:13:25.980 His lips are to David's ass. 1.00

01:13:27.140 So whatever David says, Jason does too. 1.00

01:13:28.820 So it's like a human centipede.

01:13:30.980 Human centipede action. 1.00

01:13:32.060 A bullshit. 1.00

01:13:32.820 I'm talking about Jason. 0.99

01:13:34.060 Have you ever asked any of them to be on this podcast?

01:13:36.320 Yes.

01:13:36.720 And what do they say?

01:13:37.540 yes who said yes jeff jeff was on this podcast jeff with tech and wasn't one of them uh josh

01:13:44.040 yeah josh peck oh josh peck came on yeah he got hate for that oh from the group so what are you

01:13:49.060 hearing from the group behind the scenes come on spill the tea there's i mean all i know is like

01:13:53.660 they're like don't go on logan's they don't want to be associated with you guys yeah but let's be

01:13:56.960 honest that's because we're popping over here no no no no that makes sense i am ex-controversial i

01:14:03.620 get it. It's like, uh, it's like a, it's like a, it's a car. You just bought a brand new car.

01:14:11.140 The problem is the car is not brand new. Like I just said, it's from 1991. It's brand new to you.

01:14:15.480 It's got a little rust on it, right? That's me. I'm the brand new car. I got a little rust on me.

01:14:19.760 I got some, some, some dark energy around me still, especially in Hollywood. Like I'm a bit

01:14:24.320 feared. I'm a bit on that arm's length person. Yo, we like Logan. We like his content. We can

01:14:29.020 respect what he's doing but if we're seen with him right now they're on a great they're on a

01:14:34.220 golden road right now and and to to to fuck any of that up to come on this podcast my mind doesn't

01:14:41.700 make sense so i so i have your house and show with you and be cool but i thought that was weird

01:14:45.520 all right now i was just about to say they've already been on the podcast by the way they just

01:14:49.980 did it without logan paul on it just walk it off we can go to like logan paul and stuff like that 0.98

01:14:55.140 and be cool, but, like, that's fucked up. 0.96

01:14:57.120 I thought that was weird. 1.00

01:14:58.340 So, fuck that. 0.99

01:14:59.920 Look, dude, I got nothing but love 1.00

01:15:01.780 except for you, KSI, you bitch. 1.00

01:15:04.680 Oh. 1.00

01:15:05.980 Who is this?

01:15:07.200 Oh, she said enough. 0.75

01:15:08.620 And she winks.

01:15:09.160 That's fine. 0.83

01:15:10.100 Great job.

01:15:10.920 Great segment.

01:15:11.640 Great segment. 0.99

01:15:15.980 Couldn't have answered any fucking better. 1.00

01:15:19.800 Great job, Trisha Paytas. 0.98

01:15:21.660 I'm so confused. 1.00

01:15:22.560 Great fucking job. 1.00

01:15:25.140 Wait, do we hate him? 1.00

01:15:27.360 Okay.

01:15:28.160 Thank you.

01:15:32.100 Okay.

01:15:36.140 Okay.

01:15:36.960 Do you want me to tell her?

01:15:38.220 Yeah, can you just tell me what it is?

01:15:39.600 No, hell no.

01:15:40.240 Am I getting in trouble?

01:15:41.180 Is he going to come for me?

01:15:42.460 That was a good segment.

01:15:43.560 Okay.

01:15:44.380 I couldn't use any of that.

01:15:45.340 I don't care, but.

01:15:46.160 No, it's, it's, I don't like, I don't like going after the vlog squad, if I'm being honest.

01:15:51.460 Oh, you're scared?

01:15:52.420 You're scared.

01:15:53.220 Just like everybody, because there's serious issues happening.

01:15:55.140 with an iron fist

01:15:56.240 in the city.

01:15:57.080 No, no, no.

01:15:57.520 Not scared.

01:15:58.360 I just.

01:15:58.840 They rule the streets. 1.00

01:16:00.460 Holy shit. 1.00

01:16:01.340 Logan's scared 1.00

01:16:01.920 of getting billy clubbed.

01:16:02.840 No, no, no.

01:16:03.440 Here's why.

01:16:05.380 You might not like this,

01:16:06.520 Trisha.

01:16:06.780 I do like them. 0.99

01:16:08.160 Like I have

01:16:09.240 like a friendship with them.

01:16:10.380 That's fine.

01:16:10.980 Currently,

01:16:11.220 it's not like

01:16:11.900 the smoothest thing ever

01:16:13.620 but like

01:16:14.080 I like the kids.

01:16:15.820 Good.

01:16:16.140 I mean,

01:16:16.360 that's fine.

01:16:17.340 It doesn't.

01:16:18.480 But to also say

01:16:19.660 like you're going to

01:16:20.100 cut the segment

01:16:20.640 because I talked about him

01:16:21.820 like enabling.

01:16:22.200 I didn't say that.

01:16:23.140 You did.

01:16:23.420 You're like,

01:16:23.640 maybe we should cut this.

01:16:24.380 i said that yeah you just said that i don't think i said that i mean literally you just said we can't

01:16:28.860 do the segment you literally just you know what's sick i'm a good listener wait hold on a sec i gotta

01:16:33.700 back her up you said that thank you everybody heard it what what i said just said we can't do

01:16:37.600 that segment yeah while we were doing the segment what are you talking about did i did i say i'm

01:16:42.120 gonna cut it or we can't be did i say i'm gonna cut the segment did i say verbatim i'm gonna cut

01:16:45.580 the segment you said you can't be doing the segment sure so is that okay keep it in then

01:16:49.260 well we'll see i don't know i didn't say i'm gonna cut it because when people when i get like i get

01:16:53.580 this with him so i'm so specific with the way i speak so like the way you interpret something

01:16:57.880 even though it's not what i said is sometimes i get a little picky about it yeah but you don't

01:17:01.460 want to come for the vlog squad and what i just told you which is facts and out there on the

01:17:05.040 internet in david's own vlogs asking an underage girl how sex with the 24 year old man is and you 0.98

01:17:09.200 being like we can't air that and covering that up that's also that's some bullshit is that poor 0.97

01:17:13.380 reporting like bad journalistic responsibility that's where that's where i'm like i that's a

01:17:18.180 great question i was thinking about this once we started even the even when she walked on the set

01:17:22.340 I go, at what point am I, do I fulfill my duty as impulsive podcast host, the number one podcast in the world, and get the tea and the drama that people want, and do the Keemstar, and just, you know, anything for my business and my views and my clout?

01:17:41.220 Or protect your friends, which is what you said.

01:17:42.760 You're like, I'm friends with them, so you're trying to protect them.

01:17:44.540 Wait, I have a point on this.

01:17:46.620 It's important, and it sides with you.

01:17:48.540 What do we got?

01:17:49.020 You got a ducky and a cup in front of you, so it must be good.

01:17:50.980 It sides with you on it.

01:17:52.340 journalistic responsibility does not stop at just making sure that we don't cut something out

01:18:00.760 there's another part of journal journalistic responsibility which is making sure the stuff

01:18:05.260 we put out is accurate oh and the other and the other person has a voice because here's why i say

01:18:11.440 the reason fake news exists as it currently does is because certain outlets are betting on that 0.73

01:18:20.360 clickbait and not fact checking shit they're putting out so yeah that's what i was gonna say 0.99

01:18:26.720 here's where here's technically where well i don't know you make your own fucking decisions 0.99

01:18:30.780 the way it would be done if we were a journalism platform which by the way we're fucking not 0.92

01:18:34.660 we're the next best thing but the way it should be done is someone would say okay this does not 0.80

01:18:40.680 get caught unless it's a lie if you if the things you said are factually correct now i'm not saying

01:18:45.180 that that's how it will roll here but well one thing i don't do is i don't lie i'm very like

01:18:49.800 good with that

01:18:50.400 because I've been sued

01:18:51.120 and I've lost a shitload of money

01:18:52.380 and stuff like that

01:18:52.920 and it's not even on a line

01:18:53.820 just from settling

01:18:54.360 so I make sure

01:18:55.100 like I said

01:18:55.740 it was in David's vlog

01:18:56.560 it's in a video 0.99

01:18:57.220 there's a lot of shit 0.99

01:18:58.020 I know behind the scenes 0.99

01:18:58.820 that I can't say

01:18:59.320 because I can't prove 0.90

01:18:59.940 and I tell the girls

01:19:00.600 to come forward with it

01:19:01.320 I'm like I can't talk for you

01:19:02.240 like you have to say it

01:19:03.160 how much money

01:19:03.780 have you been sued for?

01:19:05.740 I mean

01:19:06.020 not a crazy amount

01:19:06.980 maybe like the most

01:19:07.600 like $200,000

01:19:08.400 I wrote a book

01:19:09.120 like in my ex-boyfriend

01:19:10.340 that actually makes me feel better

01:19:11.420 got a segment called

01:19:12.660 Facts with Spencer

01:19:13.740 he's actually the guy next to you

01:19:15.320 oh hi Spencer

01:19:16.140 hey there

01:19:17.020 You got any facts for us there, Spender?

01:19:18.440 I do.

01:19:18.980 I do, actually.

01:19:19.820 Facts!

01:19:20.440 Facebook is challenging researchers to build a deepfakes detector.

01:19:25.880 Good.

01:19:26.520 Yeah.

01:19:28.080 Wow.

01:19:28.820 So, obviously, this is a problem, right?

01:19:30.900 I thought there was going to be a little more reaction than that.

01:19:32.680 It wasn't that.

01:19:33.900 Wait, wait, wait.

01:19:34.620 Why is this a problem?

01:19:36.620 People could impersonate anybody.

01:19:38.440 Yeah, but if they're hiring them to create a deepfake detector,

01:19:41.680 Yeah, but they're having trouble.

01:19:43.060 They're having trouble. 1.00

01:19:43.900 Well, no shit. 0.99

01:19:44.600 Deepfakes are legit. 1.00

01:19:45.500 They're legit, dude.

01:19:46.620 this is a problem what do you guys think about this i feel like you gotta roll a little more

01:19:50.200 out when you say the facts because you just said that just like maybe three lines okay

01:19:54.660 well facebook is teaming up uh to find a deep fake um company i didn't i didn't read the fact

01:20:03.280 at all bro i'm gonna be honest i didn't read it at all just because here let me tell you what

01:20:06.700 what might happen you might just say something like facebook is teaming up with a company to

01:20:10.820 make a deep fake detector and potentially a couple people on the podcast might say what

01:20:15.720 the fuck is a deepfake and why are they trying to detect it? 0.89

01:20:18.140 Now, we know what it is, but Spencer, for the love of God. 1.00

01:20:20.540 I'm 0 for 1.

01:20:21.020 Okay, fine.

01:20:21.520 I'm 0 for 1.

01:20:22.380 Do you want me to skip it to the next one?

01:20:25.260 I expected a conversation.

01:20:27.580 You guys came in.

01:20:28.200 Let me comment on a deepfake detector really quickly.

01:20:28.700 You guys didn't even say anything.

01:20:29.540 I'm comment on a deepfake detector very quickly.

01:20:31.340 Please.

01:20:33.480 I think being able to detect deepfakes is dope. 1.00

01:20:37.060 And my point is also good. 1.00

01:20:38.700 I said good earlier and I stick with it.

01:20:40.880 I don't know what deepfake is.

01:20:42.220 Perfect.

01:20:43.300 Next.

01:20:44.120 Just like you didn't know who KSI was.

01:20:45.560 this is terrible 0.71

01:20:46.200 oh that was him

01:20:47.080 wow how's that feeling

01:20:47.920 can I just say

01:20:48.280 I couldn't 0.87

01:20:49.120 if you literally had a gun to my head

01:20:50.180 I could not tell you

01:20:50.840 anything he does

01:20:51.440 like I don't even know

01:20:52.280 anything about

01:20:52.540 I know he fights you

01:20:53.320 but I don't know

01:20:53.860 anything about him at all

01:20:54.760 like he's a video gamer

01:20:55.780 I guess

01:20:56.180 would you say that

01:20:56.940 Logan Paul made

01:20:57.860 KSI's career

01:20:58.960 literally had no idea

01:20:59.780 before that whole situation

01:21:01.140 and by the way

01:21:02.380 by the way

01:21:03.160 don't come at me

01:21:03.920 please

01:21:04.360 I was kidding

01:21:04.960 don't 1.00

01:21:05.380 fuck 1.00

01:21:06.560 no I think so 1.00

01:21:07.500 alright guys

01:21:08.520 everybody chill out

01:21:09.100 I got a good fact

01:21:09.840 I got a really good one

01:21:10.800 I just want to say something

01:21:12.040 what

01:21:12.740 KSI 0.81

01:21:15.180 good god benefited from me fighting him and agreeing to fight him last year because let's 0.90

01:21:22.680 be honest no one in america and no it's still to this day no one really like gives a fuck about 0.67

01:21:26.800 ksi like what he's doing but now they kind of know who he is exhibit a hell yeah yeah and and me he

01:21:32.800 helped me because i was coming off that thing that i did the bad thing huh bad thing in japan

01:21:38.600 I had just done that

01:21:42.320 So he helped me

01:21:43.740 In a way to

01:21:44.740 Attempt to redeem myself

01:21:46.540 You said he might have

01:21:47.920 Saved your career

01:21:48.480 Yeah

01:21:49.280 I've maybe

01:21:51.580 Maybe said something

01:21:53.100 Like that

01:21:53.800 But yeah

01:21:54.420 I think it was a 0.99

01:21:55.020 Mutually beneficial 0.92

01:21:56.420 Thing there

01:21:57.180 It's funny

01:21:57.540 Because I think

01:21:57.980 Those last two skits

01:21:59.000 That you put on Instagram

01:21:59.860 Saved your career

01:22:00.520 Those DJs

01:22:02.060 Those are great

01:22:02.660 I love those

01:22:03.440 Those are great

01:22:03.740 If you haven't seen

01:22:04.560 Logan Paul's skits

01:22:05.360 On Instagram

01:22:05.760 Go watch them

01:22:06.340 I followed him

01:22:07.200 Like last night

01:22:07.840 And then I saw the skits and I was like, oh, unfollow. 1.00

01:22:09.640 Shut the fuck. 0.99

01:22:10.960 I was like, I can't do these like skits that people do. 1.00

01:22:13.800 No, no, no, no.

01:22:14.300 Hold on a second.

01:22:15.220 Hold on. 0.99

01:22:15.520 Let me, let me fucking answer this. 0.99

01:22:17.320 We don't do skits. 0.98

01:22:18.940 We do digital shorts. 0.98

01:22:22.200 Big fucking difference. 0.92

01:22:23.360 And if you watch one of those videos and you weren't entertained by it to a point where 0.99

01:22:27.380 you stop thinking about fucking for one second of your day to watch it, then I don't, I don't 0.99

01:22:32.440 fucking like that. 1.00

01:22:33.520 Oh my God. 0.99

01:22:34.120 I love it.

01:22:34.620 You refollow Logan Paul.

01:22:36.740 What's your Instagram?

01:22:37.840 it's shadow band trisha betas you probably can't find it really is shadow band yeah oh i see yeah 0.99

01:22:44.000 i just want to let everyone listening know it says follow back here you still follow oh shit 0.94

01:22:47.340 don't even fucking say that try to get that cloud off that unfollow did i follow i did i did unfollow 0.99

01:22:52.360 but okay you've seen this that's a compliment what what good god dude just so many butts on 0.99

01:22:58.300 instagram jesus man you tore that thing sideways at coachella oh all right hey guys i got another

01:23:05.160 a fact this is this is this is good who's trisha reed trisha read fast spencer has book i can't 0.68

01:23:13.660 even get a fact out guys it's ridiculous it's freaking trisha read fast spencer has book

01:23:18.500 where's your book bro spencer always knows books by the way i didn't even see the bottom part dude 0.61

01:23:24.740 spencer has book did you write a book what happened i can read it i didn't even see the 0.97

01:23:30.580 bottom part trisha read fast spencer has book he just fucking went where'd he go did he storm off 0.94

01:23:37.640 what is good dude oh is this his book did he write it oh he did storm off wait i just had to walk it 0.93

01:23:43.160 off oh can you read fast too uh yeah i mean can you read i can really read i'm really really smart

01:23:50.860 is this your book who am i yep that's my book you wrote it or what i'm confused oh we're just

01:23:56.160 giving promo love it hey question do you think any person that says i'm really really smart is

01:24:00.880 really really smart hell yeah if you don't own it then you're not it no yeah i i don't know what

01:24:06.660 she just said there because i just was thinking about your question but do i some people are 0.98

01:24:11.060 really smart but also fucking like socially moronic this is so weird why i don't know 0.86

01:24:18.700 the podcast our podcast yeah yeah it got weird real quick oh it's crazy but you have to remember 0.97

01:24:22.760 It's also the number one. 1.00

01:24:24.220 Also, Trisha, your tits are falling out, dude. 1.00

01:24:26.400 Are they? 1.00

01:24:27.580 No, they're in.

01:24:28.380 Usually my nips are out.

01:24:29.640 Because one's higher than the other.

01:24:30.600 Like, this one's super high and this one's super low.

01:24:32.240 Why would they be like that? 0.99

01:24:33.360 They'd be fucked up. 1.00

01:24:34.060 I have, like, horrible scars and shit, too. 0.99

01:24:35.520 But this one's really high, so it always pops out. 0.99

01:24:37.160 But I think it's in.

01:24:37.800 Isn't one titty always higher than the other one? 0.99

01:24:40.140 Well, not nipples. 0.99

01:24:41.360 Mine are like... 1.00

01:24:42.160 Oh, they're fucking fucked? 1.00

01:24:43.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:24:44.000 One points north and one points out.

01:24:45.480 I'll show it to you.

01:24:45.980 I feel like Dylan's shaking his head yes.

01:24:48.240 Yeah.

01:24:49.120 Look.

01:24:50.360 See?

01:24:50.680 This one's higher.

01:24:51.300 higher by what like a quarter of an inch no people always make fun of me for it but it goes viral so 0.99

01:24:57.140 i had one go viral and like so these are from the lift and it cut it cut open because i fucked the 0.91

01:25:01.860 day i got my surgery yeah i'm gonna be honest with you that's enough thank you but but that said 0.91

01:25:05.080 but that said like it's it's microscopic like the difference is so oh if you look on twitter 0.94

01:25:11.920 trisha paid his nipples there's thousands of comments like literally a week about my nipples 0.90

01:25:16.060 being uneven and i was like okay like i mean they are but whatever wait is that one was that one 0.99

01:25:20.740 of your facts? Yeah, that was.

01:25:22.840 Yeah. Her nipples are 1.00

01:25:24.560 not on the same hemisphere. Damn, I've 1.00

01:25:26.720 never seen Pam's face look like this 0.99

01:25:28.600 before. It almost looks like a

01:25:29.600 just angry...

01:25:31.720 Well, that explains it. Wow.

01:25:36.580 We're just going deeper and deeper. 1.00

01:25:38.140 Mike's just saying you have a resting bitch face. 1.00

01:25:40.000 RBF. 1.00

01:25:42.600 I love Pam. 1.00

01:25:43.900 Shout out Pam Stepnick.

01:25:46.260 Should we just wrap it up here? No, go to facts.

01:25:48.160 And by the way, Trisha doesn't like to wrap it.

01:25:50.200 It does feel weird. 0.97

01:25:52.740 Okay, there's a Chinese firm

01:25:54.300 that wants to give cloned pets

01:25:56.400 the originals memories.

01:25:58.780 So the first cat has been cloned.

01:26:01.020 Yeah, the first cat,

01:26:02.980 its name is Garlic, right?

01:26:04.080 It's a fluffy furball with a pink nose and tiny gray ears.

01:26:06.980 Just like the cat it was cloned from.

01:26:09.480 It's been cloned.

01:26:10.080 Now the owner wants the memories

01:26:12.220 from the original pet.

01:26:13.720 I understand the sentiment, but how is that possible?

01:26:16.760 They're working on it, dude.

01:26:17.940 Her cat died from a urinary tract infection

01:26:20.760 Classic death thing

01:26:22.120 UTI

01:26:23.120 You can die from a UTI

01:26:24.880 I decided to clone him because he was so special and unforgettable

01:26:28.580 That doesn't bother me

01:26:30.560 Because by the way

01:26:31.840 Cloning is a little less scientific

01:26:34.280 Than you think

01:26:35.060 The new cat

01:26:37.080 It doesn't just appear the same

01:26:39.180 It's born

01:26:40.080 It just happens to look exactly

01:26:42.460 So here's the thing

01:26:44.900 If a little Kong

01:26:46.940 Ran in the door. 0.85

01:26:48.900 Exactly the same look.

01:26:50.580 God dang it, dude.

01:26:51.500 Exactly the same look.

01:26:52.560 Would you do that?

01:26:54.260 Yeah.

01:26:54.900 You would do it?

01:26:55.520 Yes.

01:26:56.180 Oh, no.

01:26:58.380 No.

01:27:00.300 I was working out today, and I was getting my mouthpiece fitted for boxing,

01:27:05.020 and I saw a little Kong mural, and I looked at Andre,

01:27:08.580 and I pointed at the Kong mural. 0.99

01:27:09.780 I went, I miss my fucking boy, bro. 0.99

01:27:13.080 He's so good, man. 1.00

01:27:14.060 If I had to clone my boy and implant his memories, I would do it.

01:27:18.700 Wow.

01:27:19.480 Well, here's a quick note on the memory implantation.

01:27:22.600 Did you ever see the episode of Black Mirror where they take the girl's mind 0.98

01:27:25.960 and stick it in a little fucking – no one saw it. 0.99

01:27:29.180 Go ahead. 1.00

01:27:29.420 Next fact.

01:27:29.760 I did.

01:27:30.340 I've seen every episode.

01:27:31.140 Keep talking.

01:27:31.680 Where were they sticking inside the –

01:27:33.600 The doll or whatever?

01:27:34.840 No, no.

01:27:35.300 Inside the thing where it opens her curtains for –

01:27:37.520 That is one of the most terrifying episodes I've ever seen in my life.

01:27:40.400 I agree.

01:27:41.320 I agree.

01:27:41.760 And that made me think of that.

01:27:42.900 like if they're already starting to put it like bro because then you get trapped inside a unit

01:27:47.020 like what if those cat that first cat's memories what if it's aware it's aware like the og cat

01:27:54.140 it's been he's been overtaken next fact i think yeah yeah um it's gonna dive into the environment

01:27:58.980 is that gonna kill the vibe or yeah yeah no the vibe's been killed really yeah i don't know is

01:28:04.420 that because you haven't been talking for sure well ask trisha what she thinks chime in on the

01:28:08.800 environment okay yeah you might like this i don't know uh so the trump administration

01:28:12.480 rolled back obama era regulations protecting wetlands and uh and ecosystems so now he's

01:28:22.520 taken this epa ban rolled it back so now you can drill in places you can build on rivers it's just 0.97

01:28:29.200 it's just sloppy man you guys see that quickly your nipples still hanging out maybe tuck it in 1.00

01:28:33.060 Oh shit, now we just lost 90% of the fucking podcast. 1.00

01:28:37.580 Pitts McGee over here has fucked us again. 1.00

01:28:39.720 It was at the end, and it's like an environmental part of the segment. 0.98

01:28:42.140 Like, is this really going to make it?

01:28:43.520 No, it is.

01:28:44.340 People listen.

01:28:44.980 So what do you think about Trump's airplane?

01:28:45.820 I stopped listening.

01:28:46.080 I didn't know this was a segment.

01:28:47.080 I literally didn't know this was a segment.

01:28:48.260 Sorry, go ahead.

01:28:49.000 What do you think about Trump being an airplane, a wetland?

01:28:51.560 Yeah.

01:28:52.000 What do you think about him landing an airplane on a wetland?

01:28:54.060 Literally have no idea what any of this means.

01:28:56.100 Like, I'm so bad when it comes to politics.

01:28:57.220 All right, here, I'm going to give it to you quickly.

01:28:58.780 Ready?

01:28:59.480 The sky is above us.

01:29:00.940 It's a blue.

01:29:01.800 It's blue. 1.00

01:29:02.200 Fuck, it's blue. 1.00

01:29:02.920 There's some clouds in there every now and then. 1.00

01:29:04.060 Then below us is grass.

01:29:05.860 Yep, green.

01:29:06.700 Sometimes brown if it's hot. 1.00

01:29:08.120 But if you build a fucking oil fucking drilling station in the water, 1.00

01:29:13.020 sometimes you get oily ass water. 1.00

01:29:15.080 Do you ever drink water? 0.96

01:29:16.320 Yeah. 0.99

01:29:16.640 Do you ever drink oily ass water? 1.00

01:29:18.080 Do you ever drink oily ass water? 1.00

01:29:20.420 Now, think about it. 0.99

01:29:22.180 Right.

01:29:22.500 Okay, cool.

01:29:23.740 We love it.

01:29:24.960 I don't know.

01:29:25.700 Thank you, Mike.

01:29:26.400 No problem.

01:29:26.880 Cute.

01:29:27.520 Love that for you.

01:29:28.920 Good segment.

01:29:29.840 Yeah, that was a great segment.

01:29:30.800 Thanks for doing facts.

01:29:31.760 This is so weird.

01:29:36.900 No, it's not Trisha, Trisha.

01:29:38.160 I want Trisha.

01:29:39.020 This is a weird vibe.

01:29:40.040 I've been on so many podcasts.

01:29:41.080 This is the weirdest vibe.

01:29:42.840 What are you feeling?

01:29:43.600 It's not a bad vibe.

01:29:45.380 It's so off.

01:29:46.360 Sloppy.

01:29:46.500 I feel like you're on crack or something.

01:29:48.520 I am. 0.86

01:29:49.220 Like, you actually remind me of, I dated this crackhead a couple weeks ago, and that's

01:29:52.680 who you remind me of.

01:29:53.460 I'm tripping out.

01:29:54.540 Here's a, ready for this? 0.98

01:29:56.640 I am that crackhead. 0.88

01:29:57.740 I had his memories implanted into my body earlier today. 0.96

01:30:01.760 And so I'm actually your two-week-old-ago crackhead.

01:30:05.460 Oh, my God. 0.51

01:30:06.040 Stuck in Mike's body, dude. 0.99

01:30:07.420 It's fucking weird. 0.99

01:30:08.160 Hey, Tricia, what do you think about me? 0.97

01:30:10.380 I love you.

01:30:11.380 I've always loved you.

01:30:13.720 Even though you hate me and you're kind of coming for me

01:30:15.900 and, like, you're trying to protect people that shouldn't be protected.

01:30:18.320 Didn't I just say I wasn't coming for you?

01:30:20.680 You were coming for me.

01:30:21.600 But, like, I love you.

01:30:22.640 You're from Cleveland, so I respect Cleveland, you know?

01:30:25.340 Go Cleveland.

01:30:26.080 Hey, go Browns.

01:30:27.080 Speaking of Logan coming for you.

01:30:31.760 Could you imagine?

01:30:33.180 I'm just going to ask.

01:30:34.360 That would be so fun.

01:30:35.240 It's time to think about.

01:30:36.380 Okay, sorry.

01:30:37.700 My mom's in the room.

01:30:39.140 My mom's right there.

01:30:40.760 She kind of was like,

01:30:41.580 I mean, you come, no?

01:30:43.360 Or no, you've never.

01:30:45.000 I have.

01:30:46.000 Okay.

01:30:46.480 So why is it bad?

01:30:47.800 What?

01:30:48.500 It's like, why is it a bad thing to talk about?

01:30:49.920 It's like normal.

01:30:50.580 It's like peeing. 0.97

01:30:51.880 Yeah, it's like peeing, but white. 0.97

01:30:54.080 Yeah.

01:30:55.720 Anyways.

01:30:58.800 Should we just go to audio?

01:31:00.020 I think we should go to audio only.

01:31:01.760 Wait, what's that mean?

01:31:02.940 It's this, but it's audio only.

01:31:04.260 It's extended and we're going to get juicy

01:31:05.720 and I want you to read fast and show us other.

01:31:07.380 I stay?

01:31:08.120 Yes.

01:31:09.220 Hell yeah.

01:31:10.340 Trisha, thanks for coming on Impulsive.

01:31:11.720 Oh God.

01:31:16.440 I just want to say, can I say one more thing?

01:31:18.380 Of course.

01:31:18.900 I love, I love David Dobrik.

01:31:21.500 I love KSI.

01:31:22.540 I love everybody.

01:31:23.440 Don't come for me.

01:31:24.180 It's all entertainment.

01:31:26.040 Okay.

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01:31:34.420 peace

01:31:35.100 now what

01:31:37.320 is this real

01:31:38.120 yeah it's just

01:31:39.420 there's no video

01:31:40.140 it's for our Spotify listeners

01:31:41.740 these are the real 0.97

01:31:42.760 fucking impossible 0.98

01:31:43.500 by the way 0.98

01:31:44.900 really quickly

01:31:45.380 shout out to our 1.00

01:31:46.180 fucking Spotify 1.00

01:31:47.140 and Apple iTunes listeners 1.00

01:31:48.620 so my nipples can be out 0.99

01:31:50.140 it doesn't matter 0.99

01:31:50.480 you can do whatever 0.99

01:31:51.060 you fucking want 0.99

01:31:51.980 I was monitoring them 0.99

01:31:53.600 yeah but we're gonna have to

01:31:55.300 comb that over

01:31:56.080 with a little blur tool

01:31:57.080 no problem

01:31:57.720 no problem

01:31:58.500 I do wanna hear you 1.00

01:31:59.920 You're a little crusty booger hanging off your nose the whole show. 0.95

01:32:02.860 You want me to read fast? 0.97

01:32:03.720 Yeah, can you read fast?

01:32:04.700 I mean, this is not that exciting, but I mean, I can.

01:32:07.440 I usually practice.

01:32:08.780 Like when I did Ellen, I was practicing.

01:32:10.000 Or if you can memorize something in the past that you've like said fast before,

01:32:13.360 maybe I could hear it.

01:32:14.120 I just want to hear you talk fast.

01:32:15.920 Does someone have a phone?

01:32:17.300 Lyrics are a little easier because they flow better than a book.

01:32:19.540 Like I can read fast, but like the problem with performance education is that people are not so nervous.

01:32:22.880 It's easier to do like.

01:32:23.520 Yeah, what do you want?

01:32:23.980 If you type in like Rap God from Eminem or something.

01:32:26.560 Oh.

01:32:27.920 Oh, wow.

01:32:28.540 You're going to do that?

01:32:29.160 Maybe.

01:32:29.660 I mean, maybe.

01:32:30.140 I haven't done this in so long.

01:32:31.080 You assume I'm a human?

01:32:32.120 Oh, you do it.

01:32:32.700 What do I got to do to get it through you?

01:32:33.660 I'm super human.

01:32:33.940 Oh, so you do it.

01:32:34.820 See, it's not that impressive

01:32:35.900 because people do this nowadays.

01:32:37.460 Yeah, but nah, that was like an old thing. 1.00

01:32:39.880 All right, fuck this. 0.99

01:32:40.540 What about Karina Kopp? 1.00

01:32:41.860 Thoughts?

01:32:42.300 Feelings?

01:32:42.700 Wait, hold on.

01:32:43.320 Refast.

01:32:43.760 I have no thoughts on that

01:32:45.020 because I don't really know her.

01:32:46.400 Wait, where is it?

01:32:47.700 Oh, okay.

01:32:48.440 Let me go down.

01:32:49.420 I mean, she seems nice.

01:32:50.700 I mean, I met her like a few times.

01:32:51.960 I love Karina Kopp.

01:32:52.860 Yeah, she's cool.

01:32:53.340 What a sweetheart. 1.00

01:32:53.800 Just cute.

01:33:23.800 what happened i'm so nervous okay did you just black out you blacked out get bro wait what

01:33:30.900 happened was i summoning something oh i was gonna do a comedic beat for the audio only 0.99

01:33:34.800 thinking about the hook but you fucked it up spence fuck you listen to audio this is actually 0.99

01:33:40.000 harder i should have read a book it's actually harder because he has all those things bro what 1.00

01:33:43.720 are you don't you get i was like this to everyone i'm like i was gonna let it breathe i thought

01:33:47.980 you should say

01:33:48.520 during it

01:33:49.460 we're like

01:33:50.000 we're gonna be quiet

01:33:50.620 no

01:33:51.000 here's what I did on

01:33:52.340 I was on

01:33:52.940 I was on Guinness World Records

01:33:54.640 like on TV 0.99

01:33:55.420 on the fucking 0.99

01:33:56.380 for what 1.00

01:33:57.140 for fast talking

01:33:58.100 and they made

01:33:58.500 but can you really talk fast

01:33:59.800 or you talk fast

01:34:00.440 like you tan

01:34:01.040 it's like you're in love

01:34:03.480 with a couch

01:34:03.900 no like on Ellen

01:34:04.600 they slowed it down

01:34:05.340 when I did it

01:34:05.780 but like

01:34:06.180 even on Guinness World Records

01:34:07.100 I was breaking the world record

01:34:07.980 they slow it down

01:34:08.740 to make sure

01:34:09.080 but see I wasn't practicing

01:34:10.260 but this I practiced

01:34:10.880 like to be or not to be

01:34:11.400 that is the question

01:34:11.760 whether there's no

01:34:12.140 play in the mind

01:34:12.420 to suffer

01:34:12.580 or reach fortune

01:34:13.560 or take arms

01:34:13.900 to get to sleep

01:34:14.200 trouble

01:34:14.340 and then

01:34:14.960 to die to sleep no more 0.90

01:34:15.720 and by I sleep to sleep

01:34:16.180 and the heartache

01:34:16.560 and the thousand natural shocks

01:34:17.160 that fleshed the air

01:34:17.640 should take some time

01:34:18.080 to die to sleep 1.00

01:34:18.940 to sleep for he has the dream

01:34:19.560 that there's the rubber

01:34:20.020 in the sleep of death

01:34:20.480 that would do in the wake of

01:34:20.900 we have shoved all this

01:34:21.580 more to Cuomo

01:34:21.880 give us the positives

01:34:22.500 and respect them

01:34:22.960 exclaim you're so long

01:34:23.620 like for who would be

01:34:24.200 other reasons

01:34:24.500 going to sign through

01:34:24.960 presence wrong

01:34:25.300 the promise of doomly

01:34:26.000 the pains of death

01:34:26.880 hey Trisha

01:34:27.320 they literally cut me up

01:34:28.600 hey Trisha

01:34:29.440 oh that was you

01:34:30.320 I thought it was Spencer

01:34:30.880 so I was ignoring him

01:34:31.700 oh my god

01:34:33.180 I'm kidding

01:34:33.680 I love Spencer

01:34:34.400 I only come for you

01:34:35.600 I come for you

01:34:36.820 because it's a troll 0.93

01:34:37.560 just so you know

01:34:38.160 I actually do love you

01:34:39.420 that's fair

01:34:39.900 but like I can't go

01:34:40.840 against Mike or Logan

01:34:41.680 because they don't 1.00

01:34:42.140 give a fuck anything 0.99

01:34:42.960 but like you 0.99

01:34:43.640 I feel like you're

01:34:44.620 anyways okay

01:34:45.400 hello

01:34:45.840 hi babe

01:34:46.560 I get that

01:34:47.380 you're so cute

01:34:48.560 there's a lot of

01:34:49.300 testosterone in here too

01:34:50.060 so it's making me

01:34:50.740 like on edge

01:34:51.220 excuse me

01:34:52.060 excuse me

01:34:53.540 what's the weirdest 1.00

01:34:55.520 thing you've fucked 1.00

01:34:56.900 that's an inanimate object 0.99

01:34:58.660 I've talked about

01:34:59.240 on David's vlog

01:34:59.640 it's a candlestick for sure

01:35:00.660 like the holder

01:35:01.420 of a candlestick

01:35:02.020 it was like this

01:35:02.580 it's like the thing

01:35:03.080 that holds a candlestick

01:35:03.840 a candlestick holder

01:35:04.580 yeah

01:35:05.220 can you say

01:35:06.760 how you just said

01:35:07.380 Yeah, one more time.

01:35:08.360 Yeah, yeah.

01:35:09.300 I don't know what I just said.

01:35:10.140 Yeah.

01:35:11.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:35:12.500 Yeah, it was shoved up my ass 1.00

01:35:13.680 and it really hurt 0.99

01:35:14.260 and I had to get stitches 0.99

01:35:14.760 so I can't do anal sex anymore. 1.00

01:35:16.280 Oh, no more anal. 1.00

01:35:16.880 I thought that was a different object. 1.00

01:35:19.580 Which one?

01:35:20.480 What one?

01:35:21.120 You said something earlier then.

01:35:22.480 I think that was the one.

01:35:23.460 That was the one.

01:35:24.280 Yeah, the candlestick.

01:35:25.180 It was because it was half this size.

01:35:26.360 That's why I was looking at it.

01:35:27.060 I was like, hmm.

01:35:27.520 Do you feel slighted

01:35:28.460 by the Pornhub Awards community

01:35:29.760 for not getting voted

01:35:30.600 as favorite celebrity?

01:35:31.920 No, because can I be honest?

01:35:32.940 People hate when I say this.

01:35:33.580 I don't like, 0.99

01:35:34.980 like porn's like trash. 0.99

01:35:36.300 you know what I mean 0.98

01:35:36.960 like I'm kind of like

01:35:37.460 ugh

01:35:37.720 how did Tana even get 0.81

01:35:39.700 voted for like

01:35:41.220 you guys love Tana

01:35:42.640 you guys bring her up a lot

01:35:43.440 hell yeah 1.00

01:35:43.780 she's my fucking sister 1.00

01:35:45.040 it's his sister-in-law 1.00

01:35:45.560 it's his sister-in-law

01:35:46.740 she's my sister-in-law

01:35:47.380 legally

01:35:47.920 here we are

01:35:54.740 on audio only

01:35:55.700 have you made out

01:35:56.780 with your couch

01:35:57.360 have you made out

01:35:58.520 with your couch 1.00

01:35:59.200 that's bullshit 1.00

01:36:01.080 like at least 1.00

01:36:01.880 David married Jason's mom

01:36:02.800 for real legally

01:36:03.420 with papers

01:36:03.940 like they should

01:36:04.540 at least legally

01:36:05.040 got married with papers

01:36:06.000 David's the best.

01:36:07.260 I'll say it.

01:36:07.960 Andy has sponsors. 1.00

01:36:09.480 I just want to suck his cock. 1.00

01:36:12.000 Have you ever? 1.00

01:36:12.640 You? 1.00

01:36:13.120 Yeah, we suck all the time. 1.00

01:36:15.340 No. 0.99

01:36:16.100 You never have? 1.00

01:36:16.940 No, but you know he's European, so they have the skin, and I'm not into that. 1.00

01:36:19.840 Really? 1.00

01:36:20.420 What's the most casual handjob you've ever given?

01:36:23.540 As a business transaction.

01:36:25.900 You want me to do it right now?

01:36:27.360 Are you asking? 1.00

01:36:27.940 Pam, leave the room. 1.00

01:36:29.580 Pam, leave the room. 1.00

01:36:30.400 Handjobs are nothing. 1.00

01:36:31.320 Handjobs I would literally do to my brother. 1.00

01:36:32.960 It's just fucking, who cares? 1.00

01:36:35.920 Like, it's just a rub. 1.00

01:36:37.500 What did you say just now?

01:36:38.680 It's just a rub.

01:36:39.840 To your brother, though?

01:36:40.700 I mean, I was making, like, an analogy.

01:36:43.520 I was like, it would be, like, jerking you up. 0.91

01:36:45.420 I'd be like, jerking my brother. 1.00

01:36:46.040 I was like, it's a fucking dick. 1.00

01:36:47.060 Everyone has a dick. 1.00

01:36:47.640 Like, you know what I mean? 1.00

01:36:48.320 Everyone?

01:36:49.660 I mean, I don't, but, like, males do.

01:36:51.700 Where does it stop?

01:36:52.980 Okay, question.

01:36:54.020 So, rub and tug on the brother's fine.

01:36:57.100 My brother, but.

01:36:58.020 All right, are you down for an Eiffel Tower?

01:37:00.300 Question one.

01:37:01.040 And two, Spencer wouldn't be up for it, but would you be down for a pterodactyl?

01:37:04.440 What's a pterodactyl? 1.00

01:37:05.860 Get your fucking head in the game, Paitis. 1.00

01:37:08.080 I know. 1.00

01:37:08.520 Wait, why don't I know this?

01:37:09.600 I don't know.

01:37:10.780 A pterodactyl is a prehistoric bird.

01:37:13.020 Show me the motion quickly of what a pterodactyl does when it flies.

01:37:18.240 Okay, now you're doing it with your hands, but what does it do with its head when it flies?

01:37:22.180 I don't know.

01:37:22.860 Oh, you've never seen one fly?

01:37:25.660 What, it just tips its head back like it's a milkshake falling off a counter?

01:37:29.160 I've never seen a pterodactyl.

01:37:30.300 It goes like, oh, there's no videos.

01:37:32.380 It goes like this.

01:37:33.120 It goes like this.

01:37:33.740 Why don't we just look up a video of a pterodactyl fly?

01:37:37.060 I've done that for sure.

01:37:38.200 But I didn't know it was called pterodactyl.

01:37:39.580 Yeah, it's a pterodactyl. 0.99

01:37:40.660 When I've been fucked up, I'll do anything. 1.00

01:37:42.240 I'll fuck it as many things can come in me. 1.00

01:37:44.100 I'll do it. 1.00

01:37:45.640 I didn't know you were like this in real life.

01:37:47.740 Yep.

01:37:48.380 And the thing about her too, dude,

01:37:51.020 is unlike some of the other guests who claim to be about it, about it, 1.00

01:37:54.900 this girl ain't fucking playing, dog. 1.00

01:37:57.000 If Pam Stepnick wasn't in here right now, dude, 1.00

01:37:59.400 she'd be fucking going down to pound town, dude. 0.99

01:38:03.020 I feel like you'd be the most down because you're so, like, not, you don't have, like, good taste. 1.00

01:38:06.880 So, I feel like, okay, I'll, like, fuck you. 1.00

01:38:08.420 God, freaking dang it, dude. 1.00

01:38:09.980 God, freaking dang it. 0.97

01:38:11.280 I was getting roasted. 0.95

01:38:12.360 Wait, why would you say that? 0.91

01:38:14.480 My porn stars are all top-notch. 0.99

01:38:16.440 Porn stars. 0.94

01:38:17.260 I was going to say, the whole sentence is flawed, bro. 0.99

01:38:20.840 My porn stars. 1.00

01:38:22.220 They want to fuck everybody. 1.00

01:38:23.280 Porn stars, bro. 1.00

01:38:24.680 You didn't win. 1.00

01:38:25.660 Yeah, but that said, there's some shitty porn stars out there, too. 0.99

01:38:29.040 I mean, bro. 1.00

01:38:30.000 I'd rather be hooking up with the top-notch ones.

01:38:31.920 I'm digging in the dumpster at Erewhon.

01:38:33.500 You're still in the dumpster.

01:38:37.520 Wait, no, that seems like the opposite.

01:38:39.760 That's a pretty accurate analogy. 0.83

01:38:41.800 I love that one.

01:38:42.700 That's good. 1.00

01:38:43.560 You're fucked now. 1.00

01:38:44.760 We're going to have other porn stars on. 1.00

01:38:46.260 You're smoked. 0.99

01:38:47.000 We can't.

01:38:47.680 We can't.

01:38:48.260 No. 0.98

01:38:48.680 If Lana Rhodes, by the way, 1.00

01:38:50.340 Lana Rhodes' Fashion Nova icon,

01:38:52.400 said, Logan, I want to come on the show, 1.00

01:38:54.160 you wouldn't have Lana Rhodes on. 1.00

01:38:55.180 Be a banger of an episode. 1.00

01:38:56.280 Publicist said no.

01:38:57.960 I think it would be smart.

01:38:58.820 It should be, like, informative questions about the profession.

01:39:03.980 The only one I'd have on, who's not even a porn star anymore,

01:39:08.020 Mia Khalifa. 0.99

01:39:10.400 Interesting.

01:39:11.540 By the way, another...

01:39:14.820 Mike just shorted out, I think.

01:39:19.320 It's just fried.

01:39:20.280 It's gone.

01:39:20.880 This is weird.

01:39:21.680 What about who's the real Trisha?

01:39:23.060 Who is the real Trisha Paytas?

01:39:24.620 Who gave that question?

01:39:25.420 Is that your question?

01:39:26.180 You said no one knows the real Trisha Paytas.

01:39:28.080 Nobody knows. 1.00

01:39:28.820 That's true.

01:39:29.280 Do you know?

01:39:30.300 Probably not at this point.

01:39:31.200 I'm not even being funny.

01:39:31.900 Like, I literally have no idea.

01:39:32.920 I feel like my character has become me.

01:39:35.020 Makes sense.

01:39:35.640 You know what I mean?

01:39:36.100 Yeah, for sure.

01:39:36.640 I don't even know. 0.98

01:39:37.380 I fucking know. 0.99

01:39:38.080 That's why I'm, like, crazy. 0.99

01:39:40.220 Like, when I'm alone at night, I'm, like, a mental case, which is why I hook up with so many people so I have someone next to me because I'm crazy.

01:39:45.740 What are you, like, alone?

01:39:46.660 Like, what's an evening, just nobody else, just you?

01:39:49.960 Well, I'm never home at night by myself.

01:39:51.560 Like, I always have someone sleeping next to me.

01:39:53.300 But, like, when I'm alone, like, with myself, like, let's say I don't go to dinner or something like that.

01:39:56.540 I'm like home by myself like I like I overthink and I start I am like a paranoid maybe I'm like

01:40:00.900 paranoid maybe I'm schizophrenic I don't know what I am I'm probably something but I think I get

01:40:04.820 paranoid because I think like someone's trying to murder me at all times yeah that's paranoia yeah

01:40:08.300 so I literally was like oh my god what if I get murdered here what if you were right and the whole

01:40:13.560 time it was you that was trying to murder you oh yeah that's probably my story I feel like that 0.56

01:40:17.840 yeah maybe wow plot twist like do you do you not deal well with mirrors what like do you do you 0.99

01:40:24.980 have any mirrors in your house yeah i love a mirror wait why i'm so confused what the fuck 0.96

01:40:30.020 i love that question i've told my therapist you do not deal well with mirrors yeah i love it 0.85

01:40:35.980 i love spencer oh there's literally the urea i came after spencer twice i feel so bad you've

01:40:41.560 been so funny today hey you remember last year when i get when i get in camp y'all like i become

01:40:46.340 a bit more of an asshole like yeah remember guys yeah i feel pretty i feel pretty safe today i

01:40:50.580 mean you've maybe said a few things but i feel pretty safe me too no there's a weird vibe from 0.98

01:40:54.780 you too it's like a it's because i'm boxing now and like every morning i'm i'm literally like

01:40:58.840 trained to like murder a man with my fist in a room but like you're weirdly that changes me

01:41:03.180 aggressive like you know you defend men which is very weird so i honestly and i don't mean this

01:41:07.520 like mean or anything maybe this is maybe this is a real thing and i don't want to bring it up but

01:41:10.460 i honestly maybe think you're like closeting something i'm so you're saying i'm gay i just

01:41:15.740 know because a lot of youtubers see me kiss that dude no did you go watch my new instagram skit

01:41:21.100 And he didn't do it because he's comfortable doing it.

01:41:25.660 No, he did it because he wants it.

01:41:27.160 I've been trying to kiss Mark for 12 years.

01:41:29.660 I've only known him for seven.

01:41:31.640 How'd I feel?

01:41:33.380 Did you get a little hard?

01:41:35.200 Probably not.

01:41:36.880 Serious question.

01:41:37.620 Did you tell him you were going to kiss him?

01:41:38.840 Yeah.

01:41:40.300 We almost didn't do it, but we figured he'd make the sketch.

01:41:44.000 How old are you?

01:41:44.480 And by the way, it did.

01:41:45.420 How old are you?

01:41:46.680 Mentally?

01:41:47.760 Like physically?

01:41:49.680 24.

01:41:50.620 Okay.

01:41:50.980 What do you think about that?

01:41:51.740 Yeah.

01:41:52.180 So you're going to have some time to come out because all my friends who come out to me

01:41:55.160 come out about 27, 28.

01:41:56.460 Really?

01:41:57.600 That's actually dope.

01:41:58.620 Yeah.

01:41:58.920 I think it's great.

01:41:59.800 And I'm really happy for you. 1.00

01:42:00.680 And I think that's why I connect to you because I can sense you have that mask for mask gay 1.00

01:42:03.920 energy and I like it. 1.00

01:42:05.140 Oh, hell yeah.

01:42:05.900 Yeah.

01:42:06.360 Thanks, Trisha.

01:42:06.860 It's cute.

01:42:07.400 I love it.

01:42:08.020 Okay.

01:42:08.500 Okay.

01:42:09.000 Cool.

01:42:09.420 All right.

01:42:09.620 We out.

01:42:09.880 Congrats.

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01:44:07.420 Scam Goddess!

01:44:09.320 I'm Hamza.

01:44:10.060 And I'm Martin.

01:44:10.720 And we're the hosts of Out of Character,

01:44:12.200 the best podcast in the world, is what they said.

01:44:14.920 Wait, they said that?

01:44:15.940 Yeah, yeah, they said that.

01:44:17.120 The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff.

01:44:22.780 Give our input on it.

01:44:23.920 That's what you've needed, I think, up until now, listener.

01:44:26.420 Listen out of character on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:44:31.620 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.

01:44:33.260 You're a bird.

01:44:34.020 You fly.

01:44:34.700 You're a martin.

01:44:35.380 And we are out of character. 0.53

01:44:36.560 Character podcast.

01:44:37.620 Dude, you messed up the clip.

Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 13, 2019

E123 TRISHA PAYTAS VS THE VLOG SQUAD - IMPAULSIVE EP. 123

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