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00:02:12.400 Because for the record, I've never not liked you as a human being.

00:02:15.780 I don't know you.

00:02:16.940 And I wanted to make sure when the whole suicide thing happened

00:02:19.860 that I watched a bunch of your stuff, that I learned who you were

00:02:22.520 because I know how easy it is for the internet to jump on the rage bandwagon. 1.00

00:02:29.140 i didn't do shit danny all right so why don't you mind your fucking beeswax 1.00

00:02:38.340 that's my assistant dog easy don't make me get my assistant in here oh shit oh an assistant battle 1.00

00:02:48.540 can y'all get on the undercard yes damn hey speaking of assistance speaking of assistance 0.99

00:02:55.000 bro i need some no you yeah but also you spend like some time with yours outside of work oh 0.96

00:03:01.360 and he's gone hey and she's she's really pretty so what's going on big guy well i think what she

00:03:09.700 does is i she raises be careful mike she raises my stock you guys you guys see how i treat her

00:03:14.440 and how i act towards her it's very professional if you notice my hands are always locked quite

00:03:18.260 behind my back there was a picture that she posted yep and it's here i'm actually gonna pull this up

00:03:23.020 She posted this, Olivia Davis

00:03:25.240 And the caption was

00:03:27.440 When your boss keeps it strictly professional

00:03:29.140 And as we can see, it's Mike and Olga

00:03:31.480 But if we zoom in to Mike

00:03:33.480 No, no, no

00:03:35.540 Not today, Junior

00:03:37.300 You ain't gonna get me, Me Too movement

00:03:39.620 Not happening 1.00

00:03:40.340 No fucking shot, dude 1.00

00:03:42.600 We got an email from the PR team 1.00

00:03:44.360 This whole organization has to take a sexual harassment test 1.00

00:03:48.480 I have to do a two hour test 1.00

00:03:50.240 And every employee has to do a one hour test

00:03:52.680 it's a california law some brand new law danny told me it was sexual harassment training and i

00:03:57.500 was like why would anybody want to train to do something like that no it's it's like yeah it's

00:04:01.120 against or no it's to not do that oh so anti-sexual yeah i just also another thing to

00:04:08.160 know about this picture is that's how i look at the club now that i'm not drinking that's that's 0.92

00:04:12.980 as happy as i'm like why am i here why the fuck am i here next to these two stunning models i 0.99

00:04:18.600 I don't want to be here and be sandwiched in between these two. 0.82

00:04:21.220 Your stock's way high in this pick. 0.76

00:04:22.760 Crazy.

00:04:23.240 Also, a little late on the intro.

00:04:24.940 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:04:33.940 We're going to hit 2 million soon.

00:04:35.340 What?

00:04:35.580 Big moves.

00:04:36.560 We've come a long way, boys.

00:04:38.000 Wow.

00:04:38.620 And even though you don't live here, Spencer, you're still here, and I'm glad.

00:04:41.340 I am.

00:04:41.740 And you're going on that cross-country tour soon?

00:04:44.000 That's big moves.

00:04:44.680 September 24th.

00:04:45.760 The bus is getting wrapped right now.

00:04:48.600 as we speak oh yeah education bro do you want to talk about the name of the bosses yet or are you

00:04:53.180 gonna i'm gonna save that i'm gonna save that it's dope it's really dope i've gotten so much

00:04:56.860 happier when i see spencer now i don't i guess it's just like one of those things where you see

00:05:00.560 somebody that you don't see as much yeah oh yeah when he walks in the front door i'm like spencer

00:05:03.720 yeah it's a little yeah it's a little dose yeah you're coming around the house you know who's not

00:05:08.500 girls bro oh i heard you see the article some publicity around this here's the article from

00:05:14.000 the sun self-inflicted low blow logan paul has banned girls from his house ahead of huge ksi

00:05:19.140 rematch be gone which is oh my god god i love his internet rival as he consumes 8 000 calories of

00:05:26.540 meat a day i literally when i did that interview it's so funny because i literally take like so

00:05:33.800 many like uh little tips from him on intentional tips like i just troll i'm like logan's currently

00:05:40.100 eating roughly 26 000 pounds of food a day and they're just like write it down man that's crazy

00:05:45.460 they lead the headline with it yeah you know how many girls reached out to me that uh i haven't

00:05:51.240 been from the house and they're like you're lying you know and i was like no like trust i'm gonna

00:05:55.980 lay down the hammer really how many how many are we talking well this is a lie oh how's he by the

00:06:04.940 way i posted this on my fake news well it's gonna be real news but right now i'm it's like 0.98

00:06:11.800 i'm weaning off okay you know what i'm saying i'm weaning off the teat that is female women

00:06:17.820 i posted it on my i posted on my story i wanted to make sure that it was very

00:06:23.180 apparent that this didn't apply to me because he was like logan paul is banning girls i'm like 0.87

00:06:28.160 logan paul is banning his girls from the house okay make no fucking mistake and by the way so 0.92

00:06:32.460 And now what he did is he banned his girls. 0.96

00:06:35.180 But now he just simply tries to take my girls when they come back to the old strategy.

00:06:39.820 I was up to one of him last night trying to steal one of Mike's girls last night.

00:06:44.720 It sounds like an addiction, dude.

00:06:46.500 No, no, no.

00:06:47.020 Yeah.

00:06:47.340 But you can't go to a sex addiction class. 1.00

00:06:50.520 Because then you just end up fucking everyone in the class. 1.00

00:06:52.480 How do those work? 0.99

00:06:53.380 How do those work?

00:06:54.540 Ironically, though, the revelation comes just 24 hours after he encouraged a Vegas crowd to chant, 0.97

00:06:58.780 JJ has no dick at their farcical press conference.

00:07:01.960 I don't think it took place in Vegas, though. 0.96

00:07:04.340 Actually, I know it did, and I'm pretty sure it was in Los Angeles next to the Staples Center. 0.99

00:07:07.640 What the fuck happened? 1.00

00:07:08.420 Man, get your shit straight, son. 1.00

00:07:10.620 Also, what's a farcicle? 1.00

00:07:12.000 Is that like an icicle?

00:07:12.940 Yeah, I mean, what the farce?

00:07:14.960 It's like a fart popsicle.

00:07:17.260 Farticle. 0.99

00:07:17.980 Speaking of girls, my beloved daughter, Ginger the Giant, my Tibetan Mastiff is currently... 0.95

00:07:25.840 I hate to say this. 1.00

00:07:26.780 She's at the vet right now getting her ovaries removed.

00:07:29.380 that's 1.00

00:07:31.380 yeah

00:07:32.380 something's getting removed

00:07:34.220 like a tube is tied or something

00:07:36.160 no one knows 0.99

00:07:39.280 the point is she's not going to be able to have a little baby ginger 0.99

00:07:41.960 she's getting fixed she's getting spayed

00:07:43.460 Bob Barker would be so proud

00:07:45.580 oh hell yeah

00:07:46.160 I know the reference

00:07:48.560 I've been pushing for this to happen ever since

00:07:51.420 the initial homicide

00:07:53.140 obviously talking about

00:07:55.380 Maverick the parrot

00:07:56.440 being murdered

00:07:57.840 and I as soon as that happened I said Logan you got to get this dog spayed slash and or neutered

00:08:04.040 because by the way I don't want to say she's being spayed or neutered because I don't want to 0.64

00:08:06.760 assume her gender but she's one of the two is happening to her and I'm happy about it because 0.95

00:08:12.140 I think it's going to lower her aggressiveness I'm just I would hate if it didn't and I got her

00:08:17.840 and I got her spayed for nothing and I don't get to experience the joy of being a grandfather

00:08:22.020 to cute little tibetan mastiff puppies not saying i was gonna breed her but you know how much you

00:08:28.480 can sell those tibetan massive each that's a that's a sixty thousand dollar yeah but that 0.89

00:08:34.340 sixty thousand dollar litter could easily be wiped out by one lawsuit from like a mailman

00:08:38.600 when your non-spade dog just rips his fleshy part of his leg off you ever think about that that's

00:08:45.040 like a 600 that you know how many litters you need to cover the mailman bite you bought an

00:08:49.220 attack dog, dude. And that's what you

00:08:51.280 got. The only problem is

00:08:53.320 she doesn't attack the right people. She attacks 1.00

00:08:55.400 our other pets and our friends. 1.00

00:08:57.140 She attacks all the things you don't want

00:08:59.300 attacked.

00:09:01.160 Speaking of attacks, do you want to hit this 1.00

00:09:03.080 fucking drug shit or what? 1.00

00:09:05.180 Real quick? It's not even a real quick 1.00

00:09:07.380 thing, but...

00:09:08.120 Purdue Pharma

00:09:10.240 filed for bankruptcy

00:09:12.280 earlier this week. Monday, I guess.

00:09:15.620 That's great. I guess it's a great start.

00:09:17.560 After years of

00:09:18.740 creating the opiate epidemic that i suffered from and buried a ton of really close friends because of

00:09:26.340 um the conversation right now is basically is this a good thing you know by the time they filed

00:09:33.260 they've already moved billions of dollars to offshore accounts you say this uh really billions

00:09:37.580 billions of dollars they set up they set up trusts in foreign countries that allows them to move the

00:09:43.360 funds out of the united states prior to the bankruptcy filing right the bankruptcy filing

00:09:49.600 itself also protects the sackler family obviously the the kind of the the main you know antagonists

00:09:56.600 of the richard sackler dick sackler they should have known it was just all downhill after you 0.89

00:10:02.120 after the owner of the company is dick sackler one of the richest families in the country more 0.98

00:10:07.040 blood on the hands of this family than potentially any other family in the history of this country

00:10:11.900 yeah i was reading i saw um there's been over 500 000 people who have died from drug overdoses

00:10:20.020 between 2000 and 2015 and 2015 over 33 000 people died that was the the highest amount of deaths

00:10:28.140 2017 over 50 000 oh my god so it's continued almost doubled you snapped on instagram on them 0.69

00:10:34.440 you snapped on the family i did snap on the family and i also snapped on a very ignorant

00:10:40.540 fan that said that it was the blame of the end user and and well well some of that may potentially

00:10:47.460 be correct the amount of um prescriptions that came out of the oxycontin boom because of over

00:10:54.840 marketing and doctor incentives it's it was mind-blowing basically they marketed this drug

00:11:01.740 as a non-addictive painkiller yeah i think something to preface if anybody has the voice

00:11:06.200 to speak on it it's you so i think you know for the people that are are ignorant about it i think

00:11:10.920 you have a lot that you can kind of and i tried to take as much of the high road as possible on

00:11:14.800 this lady but i mean it was it was painful i mean she's like a low blow at you yeah that wasn't fair

00:11:20.320 that wasn't cool logan what do you think you you seem like you want to chime in uh well this is a

00:11:25.760 subject that i've primarily only been educated on because of mike and he actually told me about 0.90

00:11:31.140 purdue pharma and this family about a year ago and how corrupt they were and the fucked up things

00:11:37.300 they were doing uh when it come to when it came to marketing and producing oxycontin and uh so

00:11:43.060 when i know people affected by this besides him yeah like anybody probably do the thing is you've

00:11:47.900 been out of ohio because ohio by the way is one of the ohio is primarily the reason that one of

00:11:54.220 the main reasons that purdue filed bankruptcy there's so many lost ohio is one of the hardest

00:11:58.220 my high school the year before i went into high school when i was in eighth grade it was nicknamed

00:12:03.660 heroin high yeah yeah wow and connecticut was no and connecticut was no different and by the way

00:12:08.200 purdue pharma based in stanford connecticut which is where i've lived for the years leading up to

00:12:12.920 this and so it's a big story on the east coast time will tell over the next couple weeks and

00:12:17.680 months if they're able to escape the civil and criminal liability um but the bankruptcy will

00:12:23.700 will potentially protect the sackler family when this happened to big tobacco quickly in the in the

00:12:30.000 1990s the seven biggest tobacco companies were forced to pay nine billion dollars a year in

00:12:38.520 perpetuity for the rest of their corporations nine billion dollars on april 15th and the the

00:12:44.300 main tobacco companies pay the u.s government nine billion dollars i think something that's

00:12:49.240 it's this is a super important topic because this is happening over and over again too like when you

00:12:55.480 look at um there's a new drug coming out called desuvia did you see about this i've been hearing

00:13:00.320 about it stronger than fentanyl yeah by it's a thousand times stronger than morphine so oxycontin

00:13:07.640 was twice as strong as morphine yeah and fentanyl is what 10 times right i'm hoping that the laws

00:13:13.620 and the sentiment in this country will keep that.

00:13:17.600 I'm sure it'll keep it at bay to a degree.

00:13:20.300 But anything, like we're treating pain with painkillers

00:13:25.080 instead of where, I'm curious,

00:13:27.860 maybe from, I'd like to hear from your perspective,

00:13:29.960 where is the education coming from more holistic sources?

00:13:34.680 And what are the ways that we can alleviate pain

00:13:37.060 without painkillers?

00:13:37.900 Yeah, I think we probably can do a whole,

00:13:39.660 I think we probably can do a whole episode on it.

00:13:41.280 I don't want to get too deep into it,

00:13:42.660 But I think today, but I think I think it'll be interesting to watch kind of what happens over the next couple of weeks with with Purdue.

00:13:48.760 Yeah, good stuff. Yeah, it's definitely a good start. It's definitely a good start.

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00:15:10.820 album Casualty coming out this October please welcome Anna Akana yes sorry for the extended

00:15:22.120 open there no it was fascinating how do you know so much about drugs uh hitting with the hard stuff

00:15:29.080 yeah I spent a good uh portion of my life from the age of 18 to 26 in active addiction and so

00:15:35.220 I've uh I learned a lot about it through daily use but also just from following kind of like

00:15:40.340 the news and what's happened after i got clean which was about nine years ago 10 years ago and

00:15:44.920 so uh i mean i think there's a lot of people out there that don't fully understand the uh impact

00:15:50.320 of the opiate epidemic and the amount of people that have died and you know more people have died

00:15:54.880 than in vietnam and world war ii combined more americans and so just like to take that into

00:16:00.080 consideration just mind-blowing yeah so that's one of your advocacies yeah that and mental health

00:16:04.260 yeah same mental health awareness yeah well sorry that you were a junkie but glad you overcame it

00:16:10.160 Thank you so much.

00:16:12.400 Oh, so much.

00:16:14.660 Yeah, he said the other day that he wouldn't be as dope as he is

00:16:18.700 if it wasn't for his drug addiction.

00:16:21.260 What did you say you would have been a-

00:16:22.580 I probably, I was a 4.0 student, gifted program for the first, you know- 1.00

00:16:26.240 Oh, you'd be a fucking square. 0.98

00:16:27.460 I would have gone to Columbia Business and I would be on Wall Street. 0.99

00:16:30.560 Nothing wrong with that, by the way,

00:16:31.640 but I like to think I'm in a bit of a cooler spot.

00:16:34.360 Then I wouldn't be if I was on Wall Street.

00:16:37.080 Yes!

00:16:38.280 Drinking Red Bull out of a beer glass.

00:16:40.620 By the way, if you haven't noticed,

00:16:41.840 Danny gives me a different cup for every Red Bull.

00:16:44.040 I love it.

00:16:44.920 You could probably pull them all.

00:16:47.040 So, hey, Anna, how you doing?

00:16:48.360 Hey, I'm doing all right.

00:16:49.260 How are you doing, Logan?

00:16:49.760 Why just all right?

00:16:50.800 I have to put my cat down tomorrow.

00:16:52.480 Oh.

00:16:53.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:53.720 He's been battling brain cancer for seven months.

00:16:56.020 Whoa.

00:16:56.300 So it's finally, I think, time.

00:16:58.440 He's lost, like, a lot of control in his limbs

00:17:00.700 and has been having daily seizures.

00:17:03.320 Is that the one you do yoga with?

00:17:05.120 No, that's Beetle.

00:17:06.180 He's fine.

00:17:06.820 So Beatles kickin'.

00:17:07.560 Yeah, Beatles kickin'.

00:17:08.460 How many cats do you have?

00:17:09.340 I have five.

00:17:10.560 Yeah.

00:17:11.000 I used to have six.

00:17:11.760 One ran away, and now this one's going to be euthanized tomorrow, so I'll be down to four.

00:17:15.060 Sorry to hear that.

00:17:15.700 Oh, man.

00:17:16.020 Thank you.

00:17:16.100 How old is...

00:17:17.340 He's 11, so he's pretty young.

00:17:19.640 But he had brain damage as a kitten, so this is not a huge surprise.

00:17:22.780 Some sort of college football accident or something like that?

00:17:25.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:26.340 He was a line man.

00:17:29.020 Linebacker.

00:17:29.420 He was a linebacker.

00:17:30.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:32.340 I love when girls talk football. 1.00

00:17:34.100 Yeah, that sport.

00:17:35.400 He was a line man.

00:17:36.260 Yeah.

00:17:36.500 you do like pets

00:17:37.900 you came in

00:17:38.700 and you started

00:17:39.260 talking to mine

00:17:40.000 in that voice

00:17:40.580 that people talk

00:17:41.180 to pets in

00:17:41.740 yeah

00:17:42.040 yeah that voice

00:17:44.880 I try not to do that

00:17:46.700 with other people's pets

00:17:47.680 I feel like it's a

00:17:48.440 it's an exclusive

00:17:49.360 like me and my pet

00:17:50.380 thing when I'm like

00:17:51.120 hey big girl

00:17:51.780 when I talk to Ginger 0.98

00:17:52.760 yeah

00:17:53.380 I always laugh though

00:17:55.360 because like

00:17:55.920 it doesn't matter

00:17:56.700 at all to the pet

00:17:57.700 what you're saying

00:17:58.560 or how you're saying it

00:17:59.520 so you just look 1.00

00:18:00.060 incredibly idiotic 1.00

00:18:01.200 what do you think 1.00

00:18:01.700 they think

00:18:02.360 I think how you say

00:18:03.900 babies and pets

00:18:04.740 hear that

00:18:05.140 babies and pets 1.00

00:18:06.320 All right, maybe I look like an idiot. 1.00

00:18:08.440 I'll fucking kill you right now. 1.00

00:18:10.480 I'm going to make you a little baby bitch. 1.00

00:18:12.520 And the baby's like, yeah, just excited. 1.00

00:18:15.560 I am a baby bitch. 1.00

00:18:17.620 So self-help and mental health is a big part of your brain. 1.00

00:18:21.460 You sort of just hit on it with Mike.

00:18:24.040 And we have an interesting past and relationship.

00:18:26.920 We do.

00:18:27.660 I don't think there's any way to skirt around.

00:18:29.520 Got any, like, demonic music or, like, brrm, brrm, brrm.

00:18:32.940 Well, I do want to say that, for the record,

00:18:34.400 The reason I came on the pod.

00:18:35.960 Oh, that's the best you got.

00:18:38.860 The beat we use for freestyles.

00:18:41.540 You have one beat.

00:18:42.860 That's it.

00:18:43.320 Have we still not gotten any other beats?

00:18:45.280 That's it.

00:18:46.020 Great.

00:18:46.360 Such a delayed sound effect.

00:18:49.460 Yeah, the reason I wanted to come on the podcast was because Andrew Kingbatch told me he appeared on it.

00:18:55.840 And I was out of curiosity.

00:18:57.040 I watched it and I felt totally misrepresented by what he said.

00:19:00.520 because for the record I've never not liked you as a human being I don't know you and I I wanted

00:19:06.520 to make sure when the whole suicide thing happened that I watched a bunch of your stuff that I learned

00:19:10.700 who you were because I know how easy it is for the internet to jump on the rage bandwagon and so I

00:19:16.460 tried to make sure that my tweet wasn't attacking you as a person but just really humanizing that

00:19:21.440 body and showing you the kind of impact that that had on on people that it happened to um so for the

00:19:27.020 record i've never not liked you i didn't know that yeah um and i think i i think i told you that

00:19:32.040 when you came to the premiere for airplane mode yeah which by the way i was incredibly nervous

00:19:36.760 because prior to that tweet i i knew of you on the internet obviously we're in the same like

00:19:43.480 uh industry but we we did a chemistry read together yeah for the thinning yeah and i thought

00:19:48.060 you were great and i actually urged them uh to cast you i was like yoshana and it's awesome thank

00:19:52.480 you um but i had not seen you uh until that premiere yeah and it was after the tweet and i

00:20:01.740 and i sort of had this seed planted in my mind that anyone who tweeted at me and there were a

00:20:07.440 couple like viral tweets that went that went insane and youtube actually quoted yours as their

00:20:12.920 condemnation of me um and the seed of my mind had sort of blossomed over the years like yo these 0.59

00:20:19.220 people must absolutely fucking hate me yeah and then you came to this airplane mode premiere which 0.77

00:20:23.980 is a movie that is oh man i cried first of all but also incredible well it's just not a touch 0.96

00:20:32.140 like some like the jokes just don't fly anymore and then and then like my character made an asian 0.95

00:20:38.120 joke and you were there i'm like this is a this is a fucking disaster you you sat literally in 0.96

00:20:42.920 front of me i'm like this girl who already despises me is about to watch this highly offensive movie 0.97

00:20:50.280 where i make an asian joke and like literally i was collapsing inside he was next to me i'm like

00:20:55.460 this is the worst i remember you were so scared of my life i remember you were so scared and i

00:20:59.780 was looking through like trying to gauge the reaction from her and king batch and i'm like 0.88

00:21:03.540 man they must be fucking fuming inside and then they're like and batch is like those are my french 0.79

00:21:07.920 fries and she's like yo let me get some of those they're like eating fries and we're sweating 0.99

00:21:11.380 No, because you walked out at one point.

00:21:14.400 I was like, that's it.

00:21:15.040 Well, for the record, I didn't know I was showing up to your movie.

00:21:19.880 I was supposed to go on a date that night, and we couldn't leave

00:21:22.540 because we were sitting right in front of you.

00:21:25.900 You could have left.

00:21:27.060 I wouldn't have cared.

00:21:27.740 Well, it felt really rude.

00:21:28.680 Well, it was Batch's movie, too.

00:21:29.980 Yeah, and I'm not going to lie.

00:21:32.460 I had to leave because I was having a panic attack

00:21:34.260 because I was like, I feel like this movie represents everything

00:21:36.640 I've been fighting in the industry.

00:21:38.260 That's what I'm saying.

00:21:38.960 But I did it in the bathroom.

00:21:40.940 I cried. 0.99

00:21:41.380 got some fries and i came back in to support wow that movie made you cry i mean the asian thing 0.99

00:21:47.320 it's just like it's my shit you know and i know that there's a place that exists for offensive 0.96

00:21:51.900 humor and for jokes i was a comedian for a long time i get it like people got a joke about what 0.98

00:21:56.380 they got a joke about and sometimes you have to throw everything at the wall and see what really

00:21:59.400 works so i don't take it personally but i definitely felt like on a societal level i was

00:22:03.800 like oh man this just has everything that really feels triggering to me and and i knew that going

00:22:10.580 into it yeah uh you know i was i was 19 years old when i was part of the four people the group that

00:22:18.420 that wrote the movie and things that were funny to me when i was 19 and also five years ago just

00:22:24.440 don't resonate on any level with me and i and i'm and even even you saying like uh i i really

00:22:31.680 respect and appreciate that you you tried to understand who i was after the video and tried

00:22:37.680 not to hop on the rage bandwagon but sometimes I mean you know this internet persona is not the

00:22:46.640 same as real life persona and even when I look back at like the videos even surrounding uh that

00:22:52.020 portion of my life it's not even close to being representative of who who I was totally and so I

00:22:58.040 had this skewed vision version of who maybe you thought I was and I was always nervous yeah to

00:23:04.380 be in your presence well i'm sorry you felt that way or if i came across that way i i've never

00:23:10.620 thought you're a terrible person i've because i also understand like when you're vlogging every

00:23:15.520 day when you're making content this often there's a sense of you that's like how can i up the game

00:23:19.540 how can i be more entertaining how can i do this and i think it's very easy to lose sight of you

00:23:25.340 know reality in a little bit or remember that like oh everything i do is kind of uh being watched on

00:23:30.580 a larger level like I was on the plane when Carrie Fisher had a heart attack and I tweeted

00:23:35.200 about it just like being like oh my god I saw her collapse I hope she's okay and the internet 1.00

00:23:39.320 exploded and for like days I was I was so hated and told like I was a fucking whore who wanted 0.98

00:23:44.300 her 15 minutes of fame to you know break Carrie Fisher's death or whatever and I don't think 0.99

00:23:49.120 people realize like oh I'm just trying you know we also were the generation that grew up with the 0.99

00:23:53.540 internet our instinct when we go through something to process is tweet about it put it on fucking

00:23:57.680 Instagram do whatever and so I don't I don't try to take anything personally that people do unless 0.99

00:24:03.000 it's animal abuse or unless they're fucking rapists in which case I'm savage and I'm coming 0.99

00:24:06.820 after you yeah how did you deal with that hate storm that you got for the I don't even really 1.00

00:24:13.100 like talking about this shit because it bothers me I'm the I'm the like as much as I'm a mental 0.97

00:24:17.720 health proponent I'm also like I don't do like the whole triggered or like cancel culture type 0.99

00:24:22.320 shit i'm not i just don't give a shit enough to like even give it any mind whatsoever i'm i come 0.88

00:24:27.640 from a time of i'm 34 you just had a big birthday yeah i'm 30 now right so congratulations happy 0.98

00:24:33.280 birthday but you're close enough you know to remember the old school comedy style where it 0.95

00:24:38.420 was very much anything goes and you know you just saw chapelle bring that shit back that's where i 0.95

00:24:42.880 live and so like it's so hard for me to dig down and be like when you said carrie fisher had a 0.96

00:24:49.660 heart attack how did that make you feel how do you think people felt about you saying that someone 0.99

00:24:56.200 had a fucking heart who gives a shit like you said something fucking happened and people got mad like 0.99

00:25:01.820 it's i've always had a lot of trouble with this and i i still have a like struggle with it but 1.00

00:25:07.240 what was that like for you to deal with the onslaught of people that were mad that you

00:25:12.540 reported an event i mean it's hard you kind of want to kill yourself because people are coming

00:25:16.740 at you from all angles telling you you're a terrible person they have immediate access and

00:25:20.900 all your friends are like well just don't look just don't look at it just don't look at the

00:25:23.900 comments you're like this is my job this is my livelihood to be an internet person and um i just

00:25:29.240 ended up completely going off of my phone for a few days and letting it die down and apologizing

00:25:33.600 later after the fact even though i felt like well this this is just what happened and i learned from

00:25:38.180 it and i grew from it sorry i can you explain to me what it was exactly so you saw her have a heart

00:25:42.660 attack you said that she had a heart attack yeah i said i saw her collapse on the plane i hope that

00:25:46.220 she's okay i'm just i just i'm struggling here sorry i think it's just because i mean everyone

00:25:52.340 on the plane had basically tweeted about it happening but because i had a following it was

00:25:56.380 looked at exploitation like people thought i was exploiting the fact that i witnessed this event

00:26:00.340 which is crazy because on the plane when it happened i was right across from her i just

00:26:04.900 finished her book and i wanted to tell her like hey i love your book like as someone who has

00:26:09.060 struggled with mental health for a long time but i was like i'm just gonna wait till the end of the

00:26:12.780 end of the flight i don't want to bother her did you post a photo of her no no but when it happened

00:26:18.680 um there was a man next to me and he was smiling when she was on the ground with her shirt off you

00:26:24.540 know and they were using the defibrillator and he was like you know who that is that's that's

00:26:29.520 that's princess leia and i was just so fucking grossed out and sickened to my stomach and so 0.99

00:26:34.820 the fact that my tweet got turned into the way i saw that man i was like oh fuck that sucks yeah 0.99

00:26:40.380 I don't know 0.94

00:26:41.920 situations like that it just doesn't even seem like

00:26:44.680 apology worthy

00:26:45.780 my first reaction like I would have to

00:26:48.700 literally tape my fingers and my

00:26:50.820 mouth shut from literally saying

00:26:52.820 please 1.00

00:26:54.220 go fuck yourself 1.00

00:26:55.480 that would be my immediate reaction 1.00

00:26:58.060 I'm gonna play devil's advocate

00:26:59.240 see what you got

00:27:01.400 this is a bit ironic coming from me

00:27:05.100 I'm not sure

00:27:06.920 if I saw that the first thing I'd be like

00:27:09.200 no i didn't do it immediately you know i was already home so hours had passed okay and it

00:27:17.120 was and it was uh and it was like a call for your hope that she made it that's just but again

00:27:23.340 playing as devil's off like are you religious i'm spiritual yeah like i don't know send your

00:27:29.780 good vibes i think that's what she was doing i think that's what she was doing but through the

00:27:35.140 internet i don't know again it's just i understand this is ironic coming from you but you could put

00:27:41.780 it out on the internet and then more people could send her good energy yeah like there's so many

00:27:47.580 there's so many ways to defend this whole thing is the most ridiculous thing i'm sorry that i didn't 1.00

00:27:51.840 study on this that particular thing that's the dumbest shit i've ever heard in my fucking life 0.99

00:27:56.220 i get it and i hear a lot of dumb shit i'm so sorry like i think cancel culture we've talked 0.99

00:28:01.300 about us in the past is kind of coming to an end because like, honestly, like that is 0.97

00:28:06.600 the dumbest, like the fact that I just wasted five minutes thinking about that is painful 0.92

00:28:11.540 to me. 0.99

00:28:12.020 I'll tell you why it's not.

00:28:12.880 I'll tell you why it's not.

00:28:13.820 I'll tell you why it's not.

00:28:14.800 Because sometimes cancer culture is warranted.

00:28:17.300 And I want to ask you about this, actually.

00:28:19.160 The dude from SNL, Shane, Shane.

00:28:21.620 Oh, Gillis or whatever.

00:28:23.680 I didn't hear the comments, but I saw that he got fired and he doubled down.

00:28:28.060 It was, it was, it was bad.

00:28:30.900 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:28:31.300 Was it like ching chong motherfucker? 0.99

00:28:33.540 He said that when they were building Chinatown, 0.99

00:28:36.660 what were they saying?

00:28:38.640 Let's just put the,

00:28:40.080 they're doing a point of view of the architect

00:28:42.780 who built Chinatown.

00:28:44.000 And then it kind of,

00:28:44.640 that was the first comment.

00:28:45.940 When did he say it?

00:28:47.440 Years ago.

00:28:48.360 It wasn't that long.

00:28:49.240 I think it was like two years ago.

00:28:51.380 Yeah.

00:28:51.780 It wasn't that long ago.

00:28:52.880 Two years.

00:28:53.540 Bro, bro, bro.

00:28:54.480 He used the N word for Asian people.

00:28:57.080 Oh, he used the N word?

00:28:58.420 For Asian people.

00:28:59.280 I thought he said like chinks or something. 1.00

00:29:00.420 That's though, yes.

00:29:01.300 i can't say oh oh okay okay i thought he called them the n-word i was like that doesn't make

00:29:05.720 any sense no but when you first saw it what were your initial reactions oh man i didn't even care 0.99

00:29:12.740 i was like oh another racist who cares like yeah here's some consequences for your fucking actions 0.98

00:29:17.480 bye there's plenty of other talented non-racist people who can be on unfunny snl that that was 0.99

00:29:23.560 that was the sentiment unfunny snl like why do you want to be on snl snl has definitely lost a lot of

00:29:30.380 its prestige over the years i think it just has become so political now and um but i but obviously

00:29:36.720 you know up until about five years ago that was the most prestigious position you could ever hold

00:29:40.660 as a person in comedy but like number one there was nowhere past it yeah and i think it's i think

00:29:45.280 it's kind of dropped off and that's still obviously an extremely prestigious position which is why they

00:29:49.520 fired the guy but like it once again it really just depends on the person consuming the content

00:29:55.440 we had Andrew Scholz on last week

00:29:57.540 or two weeks ago and he said

00:29:59.280 there's literally nothing you can say

00:30:01.340 as a comedian that is too far.

00:30:03.000 Nothing.

00:30:03.620 And that includes calling for acts of violence

00:30:06.100 against certain races.

00:30:07.280 Like he does not care.

00:30:09.100 Comedians, in his eyes,

00:30:10.580 comedians are protected.

00:30:12.360 I sit somewhere in between the two.

00:30:14.660 But I mean, it's, you know,

00:30:16.500 it's tricky. 0.57

00:30:17.800 And by the way, cancel culture.

00:30:20.980 The other thing about being canceled

00:30:22.380 is like I think people think

00:30:23.460 like once you get canceled, you're dead.

00:30:24.740 you just go do something else you just go do something else you're not gonna be a big internet

00:30:28.480 star you're not gonna be like he's gonna go he's gonna go rock little clubs he's gonna go back to 0.95

00:30:33.320 new york city and rock clubs where people want to hear racist shit that that community exists 0.76

00:30:37.640 and so like can't you never really get like if i get canceled i'm gonna open a fruit stand you 0.95

00:30:41.500 can't cancel my fruit stand like you can't sell fruit here it depends on the level of entertainment

00:30:46.860 you want to put out to the world because if you want to be at that stage i think this what this

00:30:51.560 is showing and what cancel culture shows is there's a standard yeah there is a level of

00:30:56.480 class that you must operate with if you want to win yeah i think it's also circumstantial

00:31:02.400 i believe in harvey being canceled i'm like yeah yeah for sure that guy forever oh my god

00:31:09.000 like forever and ever yeah of course i'm saying i don't or like purdue pharma like those people

00:31:13.140 if you've broken a law hurt somebody directly yeah the other thing is i think there's also

00:31:18.580 a certain amount of racial um like impact like uh factors that go into it so like dave chapelle 0.97

00:31:28.340 could easily call white people honkies and no one would ever give a shit like he would not be even 0.96

00:31:32.560 tapped for it but on the other hand if a white person obviously says something about another 0.99

00:31:36.900 race i think right now especially it's a very hard time to be a white comedian that makes jokes

00:31:41.820 about any other race i think i think races are completely off off the grid for any white people 0.99

00:31:47.420 right now to even touch on well they're also fucking cheap like i hate the comedians that 0.99

00:31:52.300 are complaining like oh everything's so pc i'm like write better fucking jokes then like keep 0.99

00:31:56.580 up with the times like that's no one else's problem that you can't grab all that low-hanging 0.99

00:32:00.380 fruit anymore i feel like we're also so saturated in comedy it's like that shit isn't amusing 0.70

00:32:05.180 make something better i've said that before i like that i like that um and it's interesting 0.67

00:32:10.780 because you do come from the world of and there's a couple articles on it even where they say you

00:32:15.580 balance trauma and comedy and you do from come from a comedy background uh so when it comes to

00:32:22.620 stand up is is it possible to go too far nowadays i think i think it depends how funny you are like 0.98

00:32:29.380 louis ck fuck him forever uh to a certain extent but he made you know dead babies funny with that 0.98

00:32:34.660 dumpster joke you know he was like having a kid made me realize why kids are left in dumpsters i 1.00

00:32:38.340 was like that's a brilliant point of view like he was able to make pedophilia funny by being like 0.96

00:32:42.600 wow it has to be so fucking good for you to touch that that kid knowing the consequences so I think

00:32:48.300 it really depends if you're able to find a perspective that's funny then no nothing is 0.99

00:32:53.340 off limits but if you're just trying to like spew a bunch of hate or bullshit then people are going 0.97

00:32:58.060 to flag that but I also understand that hate and that bullshit portion of it is necessary to make 0.99

00:33:03.340 that bit funny like I used to joke a lot about my sister's suicide about rape about abortion 0.95

00:33:07.480 but for a while it was pretty unfunny because I was trying to find the right perspective of it

00:33:12.360 Right. So I do think comedians, higher profile comedians need to find workable rooms in which they're not being recorded or people understand this is still a work in progress.

00:33:21.680 That's a really that's a really good point.

00:33:23.920 Yeah, that's a really good point, because I think I bet you a lot of these jokes when people are kind of walking that line, they're probably trying stuff, which because comedians experiment and try stuff in front of live audiences and clubs.

00:33:35.400 and the line is so thin.

00:33:38.500 Like a joke right here

00:33:39.860 that you say in a certain context

00:33:41.200 about dead babies and dumpsters

00:33:42.780 right here, right here, right here

00:33:43.940 that's right there is fine.

00:33:45.340 If you add one more word in it,

00:33:47.080 you're canceled for life.

00:33:48.060 I think it's- 0.96

00:33:48.500 And so it's so fucking hard right now.

00:33:50.700 It's unique.

00:33:52.060 I'm not sure.

00:33:52.780 I'm so out of this space.

00:33:54.400 You might be able to talk on it more than me.

00:33:55.880 But taking the cell phone too,

00:33:58.060 I know that's like something

00:33:59.300 that every industry is incorporating.

00:34:01.660 Like Rihanna just did that

00:34:02.560 with their Fendi show.

00:34:03.580 Nobody could have their cell phones.

00:34:05.400 So, and they distributed it. 0.69

00:34:07.540 Oh, she got in with the cell phone?

00:34:08.840 She was cutting open the magnetic cases with the knife.

00:34:12.460 And it was, what I was going to say.

00:34:13.540 Magnetic cases.

00:34:14.380 Because they store the phone with a butter knife.

00:34:15.920 They put it in a case.

00:34:17.280 So you can't use your phone.

00:34:18.120 She's like, I'm going to get this footage. 0.64

00:34:19.240 Rihanna did a lockbox. 0.89

00:34:20.320 So you couldn't even have it.

00:34:21.200 Same with, no, this is the show, the Rihanna show.

00:34:23.920 Oh, really?

00:34:24.380 Yes.

00:34:25.040 The same with stand-up comedy.

00:34:26.160 They take your phones, as I'm sure you know.

00:34:28.960 But for some reason, I don't trust that.

00:34:32.740 Because of, you know, the person cutting it open.

00:34:34.860 especially with like can you like louis ck i doubt can do a a set anymore without thinking

00:34:41.420 it's going to be recorded everyone everyone wants to record louis ck and expose him again and again

00:34:45.400 again so he doesn't have a career so that buffer period that test phase has sort of gone out the

00:34:51.680 window so you just have to bank on your jokes being funny and not offensive right off the bat

00:34:57.240 or you can like buffer it with friends and family yeah or a team like have a have people you go to

00:35:02.920 and be like hey objectively what do you think of this can i say it how have you how have you pulled

00:35:07.860 back from you said you used to make rape jokes and um i just found a way to make it so that i was

00:35:15.020 the butt of every joke and self-deprecation yeah and to allow people to laugh and make it okay

00:35:19.040 because like the moment people know oh suicide this person's dead and you're incorporating them

00:35:22.620 into a joke that person's defenseless and they can't defend themselves or like they don't have

00:35:27.500 a voice in this and for me it was more about the absurdity of the situation so it took a long time

00:35:33.320 to get there but eventually i did are you did you see dave chappelle stand up no you have not watched

00:35:38.220 it no will you maybe you don't feel compelled to watch it i've never really liked dave chappelle

00:35:42.920 why i just feel like i don't find him very funny you you seem like a tough person to please i like

00:35:50.580 george carlin and i like richard pryor i like hannah gadsby like i love stuff that that has a

00:35:55.380 point to it or like Mike

00:35:57.380 Birbiglia like how he's a storyteller

00:35:58.980 those are I mean those are all all stars of comedy

00:36:01.600 incredible performers

00:36:03.200 I would

00:36:04.580 ask you to watch the new Chappelle

00:36:07.060 give it a chance give it 10 minutes

00:36:09.240 at least because I'm more

00:36:11.220 I'm more curious about your perspective on it

00:36:13.440 because he crossed all the lines

00:36:15.540 yeah I hear

00:36:16.440 and I'm curious

00:36:19.480 to see like

00:36:21.160 you're the exact type of

00:36:23.500 person i wonder if we could ever be friends with the cameras are off you know what i'm saying

00:36:28.420 because i don't know you all of you guys are very male yeah like i'm not gonna lie if i saw the

00:36:36.580 three of you walking down an alleyway i would probably turn around and like walk the other way

00:36:40.700 he's a vegan my shirt is made with plastic water bottles

00:36:44.700 i don't know i mean i thought that was i thought that was pretty unassuming you're absolutely

00:36:53.740 right and and we try especially for our female guests to not come off as the three dudes yeah

00:36:58.800 cornering you we got four women in the room we do have a lot of women all right shout out to all 0.99

00:37:02.880 the women out there who by the way are the reason we exist very you know first and foremost and 0.85

00:37:08.320 also a lot of the reason that drives our desire to succeed and we love women and we are unfortunately

00:37:14.680 very very strong

00:37:16.620 you know strapping good looking

00:37:18.620 funny

00:37:19.400 I think of what I'm

00:37:22.300 what am I trying to say like

00:37:23.860 I'm worried I'd

00:37:26.340 be like walking on eggshells

00:37:28.560 and attempt to be friends with you but then again

00:37:30.580 you're friends with King Batch

00:37:32.640 eh

00:37:34.060 oh

00:37:35.060 he's not gonna watch this it's fine 1.00

00:37:38.300 oh shit he'll see that 1.00

00:37:40.240 yeah 0.99

00:37:40.380 good luck getting to the next movie premiere

00:37:43.940 Clip it, clip it, clip it.

00:37:45.820 First one off the list.

00:37:47.040 Okay, wait, without digging too much, is it because he's too...

00:37:51.400 No, I think he's a lovely, talented, amazing person,

00:37:54.480 and I am rooting for him in all of his endeavors.

00:37:57.160 But why did the friendship turn into it?

00:37:59.280 We were never friends.

00:38:00.960 It seemed like it was supposed to be a romantic thing.

00:38:02.720 We were dating, and now we are not.

00:38:04.580 Oh, okay, that makes sense.

00:38:05.760 Yeah, so that makes sense.

00:38:06.640 There's really no other explaining that needs to happen.

00:38:08.480 Yeah, that's not...

00:38:09.820 It's understandable.

00:38:11.540 So even if you guys didn't date, you probably wouldn't be friends, you think?

00:38:15.040 No, he's asked several times.

00:38:16.820 But to me, it's like we didn't have a friendship to begin with.

00:38:19.140 Oh, me and Logan?

00:38:19.840 Yeah.

00:38:20.260 I mean, I think it depends.

00:38:21.460 I don't know who you are as a human being.

00:38:23.300 Do you have friends?

00:38:24.780 Yeah, I have many.

00:38:26.020 There we go.

00:38:26.500 Must be nice.

00:38:27.340 Yeah.

00:38:27.800 I think you're being a little...

00:38:29.920 No, no, that question wasn't...

00:38:31.240 The question wasn't...

00:38:32.080 No, the question wasn't not loaded.

00:38:33.840 Like, do you have...

00:38:34.480 I'm asking because...

00:38:35.160 No, not that question.

00:38:36.100 In Hollywood, it's hard to keep friends close, especially being in a...

00:38:40.720 position like yours where you have fame and you're getting movie roles and you're successful

00:38:45.580 and so the friends you have have they been with you for four or five plus are they brand new

00:38:52.620 friends they're like two years ash like it's taken me a long time to find my tribe in la for

00:38:57.120 reasons i'm sure you all relate to like people when they see your social numbers they want

00:39:01.720 something from you or if you work with your friends that can get really complicated very

00:39:05.480 fast but i love working with friends and so i often do it and then the power dynamics get kind

00:39:10.160 of off and so it's been a minute finding people i really trust and want to keep close but uh i

00:39:15.720 feel like i'm there what do you do what do you do for fun uh we like to take weekend trips we

00:39:20.680 went to santa fe meow wolf this art installation was really fun we probably gonna go to hearse

00:39:24.660 castle like in a bit we love like drinking and hanging out together here's why i think i would

00:39:29.840 be friends because i love being around people like you like your friend group because i i could

00:39:35.780 learned so much from you and oddly enough like clip of this she reminds me of chloe in many ways

00:39:43.020 um who was my ex-girlfriend girlfriend then now she's she we're not dating anymore

00:39:49.520 but she but she she aged me up in so many ways off camera and actually probably one of the most

00:39:57.880 like impactful people in my life and so yeah it's a little different than the uh you know the

00:40:02.400 typical warwick scene you know that type of crowd it's classy intelligent cultured people you know

00:40:09.260 like i i it's funny because you'll actually find people at those places that are extremely

00:40:15.180 intelligent cultured too they just happen to really like going out and party i'm one of those 0.97

00:40:18.860 fucking people you know i'm saying i'm doing that shit you going out um i i go out but then i i'm 0.98

00:40:24.280 there early and i leave early yeah i like sleeping i'm i really love my career i love working um and 0.99

00:40:31.960 i'm very serious about all of my jobs so like all you know i'll schedule my blackouts oh they're in

00:40:38.780 my calendar strategically i remember when i saw you in ant-man i lost my shit i was so excited

00:40:44.720 for you thank you how did you just audition for the role yeah it was actually um a vo audition

00:40:49.340 so you got his monologue and you had to mouth it in the audition and and they were looking at who

00:40:54.020 could sync the best and that's one of my like hidden skills is i can sync incredibly well shut

00:40:58.080 shut up yeah so like ADR yeah like ADR is like a random gift of mine like I'm just very good at 0.65

00:41:02.940 that timing and so you're the person that does it in one take yeah yeah shut up yeah so that was 0.76

00:41:07.700 like a blast wow yeah amazing and you've done a bunch of other stuff as well and it's so cool to

00:41:13.380 see uh internet people transition into traditional did you start online no I started in stand-up as

00:41:21.180 a teenager and then I started doing YouTube because I was really frustrated with the stand-up

00:41:25.460 world and acting at the same time where were you at the time where were you when i started stand up

00:41:29.660 i lived in temecula and then so i would drive out here every night and do open mics and shit oh

00:41:33.620 you're a california girl no my dad's military so i moved every two years that's right and that's

00:41:38.480 part of the reason you fell in love with acting i read somewhere too yeah yeah you just get used

00:41:41.940 to reinventing yourself and so i was like oh in hawaii i'm gonna be the fun girl and in japan i'll

00:41:47.440 be the shy studious one yeah is that healthy anna uh i think so i got to like try on different me's

00:41:54.760 you know yeah how did you i want to make sure that we spend um some time a good amount of time

00:42:01.100 talking about mental health because two out of the four of us are massive proponents of that

00:42:05.160 discussion and raising awareness for and you're the guest so especially well i probably talk about

00:42:11.320 it more than the two of you combined obviously so it's probably me well what do you ask the 0.98

00:42:18.140 stupid question what the fuck so great bro let's just you're so great sorry about sorry about my 0.99

00:42:23.400 frontier anyways yeah um what pushed you to get like into that arena i mean yeah i mean my sister 1.00

00:42:30.880 committed suicide when i was 17 and she was 13 and it changed like before that i thought i was

00:42:36.360 gonna be a military in the officer perhaps like a vet in in the corpse and um i ended up being like

00:42:42.660 oh i'm gonna die someday like i'm gonna for real die so i don't want to do any of those things i

00:42:47.060 want to go into acting and stand up and have been you know incredibly in awe of the power of the

00:42:53.720 internet like I've had young women come up to me at the store at the DMV or whatever who are crying

00:42:58.780 and have like self-harm marks and they're like oh I wanted to kill myself and I saw this thing and I 0.96

00:43:03.280 didn't and it's in those moments where I'm like holy shit like I just am throwing shit in a vacuum 0.94

00:43:08.220 hoping it's saying something and it's actually impacting a young life and I always wonder if my 0.92

00:43:13.820 sister had like a grace helbig or someone that she watched online would she ever have actually

00:43:18.400 killed herself right um and so i'm i'm incredibly mindful of you know putting out content that's

00:43:24.340 conscious of its impact especially because you know everyone who sees me from tv and knows me 0.92

00:43:29.480 from tv doesn't give much of a shit everyone who knows me from youtube talks to me like i'm their 0.95

00:43:34.100 best fucking friend like so funny help them through this thing like it's so intimate it's 0.98

00:43:37.960 so personal and i think we we take for granted the power that it has like for instance they 0.99

00:43:44.480 when 13 reasons why came out suicide rates the next month were higher than they'd ever been in

00:43:49.960 19 years like media has an impact on your career your hobbies your marital status and before then

00:43:56.700 it was film and tv and radio and now for kids it's youtube do you think what did they have in

00:44:00.900 that series that right they had they had a graphic depiction of suicide they showcased

00:44:05.040 romanticized it a hundred percent the idea that i can kill myself and i can leave behind this mystery

00:44:09.940 and everyone who bullied me will have to reckon with the fact that this is what they did why do

00:44:14.140 you think their intention going into that creating that script was i mean it's based on a book and

00:44:19.040 i've read the book as well and the book definitely romanticized suicide but it was also from a long

00:44:23.120 time ago before we knew really knew the impacts of what that could have um i think the intention

00:44:28.080 was to do a an adaptation that was true to the book but i think the book itself was problematic

00:44:32.860 in modern times and they removed that scene right after i'm pretty sure yeah i believe so yeah yeah

00:44:37.580 would you rather so this is a question that i've been you know dealing with myself recently and

00:44:42.600 i think after the first couple people messaged me and said i didn't kill myself tonight because of

00:44:48.660 your conversation you're talking about mental health or about addiction and by the way i've

00:44:51.940 gotten hundreds of those now like it's crazy yeah would you rather make someone laugh or

00:44:58.660 make someone say to you you've you've changed my life due to your conversation about mental health

00:45:04.600 well my goal is always do both yeah yeah I like to make people laugh and then make people think

00:45:09.060 about something because I feel like that's the easiest way to not be preachy and the easiest

00:45:12.460 way to disarm someone and really get them to open their minds like I did a short called take your

00:45:17.000 birth control that was about my abortion in which I don't really portray myself in any other light 0.98

00:45:21.240 than me being a dumb fucking kid um and that changed a lot of pro-life uh pro-lifers who 0.99

00:45:26.580 We're like, oh, like, actually, I could see now why someone might need an abortion. 0.99

00:45:30.140 And OK, OK, like in these instances, I'm fine.

00:45:33.020 So I think it's best to try to get people to laugh and get them to be on your side and to feel relatable.

00:45:38.220 And then you can really showcase a point of view and allow them to feel compassion.

00:45:41.900 I like how you have a strong moral compass, but you're using you're not really complaining with it.

00:45:47.960 You're using it like you're talking about abortion.

00:45:50.300 That's a very like fringe topic that I'm surprised you got into that.

00:45:55.560 Yeah, I don't know.

00:45:56.580 I think I'm just a really cheesy person, but I've just learned to accept it.

00:46:00.880 What you just said, Spencer's is like, I think is so important too, because like, I think

00:46:06.420 when you, the relatability and authenticity are everything.

00:46:10.140 The reason I talk about mental health is not because I've been forced to, it's because

00:46:14.140 I've dealt with mental health problems my entire life.

00:46:16.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:16.900 I still, to this day, deal with severe anxiety and I've just got off antidepressants for

00:46:21.020 a fifth try at them.

00:46:22.340 And, you know, I've dealt with every substance abuse issue as a result of those mental health

00:46:26.200 issues and so the I like and or I believe that the reason you're using your platform to do is

00:46:34.260 because you've dealt with those kind of issues yourself and I think when people that are

00:46:37.480 suffering from mental health see someone that they watch their content every day and they're

00:46:42.280 not saying oh my god like I went and got prettied up before this show like you're saying I had a 0.86

00:46:46.600 fucking panic attack before this show yeah that humanizes you and creates a level of authenticity 0.91

00:46:52.460 and relatability that people that are suffering can really relate to. And so that's why I think 0.98

00:46:56.960 it's so important for people who deal, truly deal with mental health issues to say, I'm going through 0.98

00:47:02.860 this shit and I want you to know that I'm doing my best. And these, these are the ways that I'm 0.97

00:47:07.620 going about coping with my mental health problems. And I want you to do the same things and I want

00:47:12.100 you to succeed the same way that I have, but it's a battle. You know what I'm saying?

00:47:15.040 Yeah, definitely.

00:47:15.800 I think it's interesting too, how, you know, if you were to be open about an abortion,

00:47:19.500 probably like 10 years ago it's you probably get canceled yeah so how how do you you know speak on

00:47:27.460 abortion in the times that we're in i feel like the more afraid i am to talk about something

00:47:32.600 usually that means i need to talk about it because it's it's when you're sharing and it and there's

00:47:37.520 no risk involved that's not bravery at all you know that's not being vulnerable that's not being

00:47:41.800 real it's i want to share because i have this thing and maybe it can gain me something versus

00:47:45.300 i want to share this thing because it's something that i'm going through but

00:47:48.040 what are people going to think?

00:47:49.440 Am I going to be stigmatized?

00:47:50.460 Is this going to hurt my career,

00:47:51.400 et cetera.

00:47:51.800 When I'm in that mindset,

00:47:52.620 I'm like,

00:47:52.980 okay,

00:47:53.180 I need to talk about this because overcoming that fear is more important for

00:47:56.780 the people who might also be dealing with this stigma.

00:47:59.780 Are you worried about pissing any groups of people off?

00:48:02.980 Like the pro-lifers,

00:48:03.860 for example,

00:48:04.580 no,

00:48:05.240 you're against,

00:48:07.240 no,

00:48:07.860 um,

00:48:08.260 I'm fascinated with how opinionated you are. 0.99

00:48:13.720 And maybe it's because you just don't give a fuck, 0.99

00:48:15.620 but you express your opinions in such a delicate and strategic way 0.99

00:48:22.440 that you don't often come under fire like I'm sure someone like me would

00:48:26.960 if I said it's okay to have abortions. 1.00

00:48:29.240 Don't fucking clip that. 1.00

00:48:31.920 They cut all the beginning off of it. 1.00

00:48:34.860 Motherfucker. 0.99

00:48:35.780 Well, I think it's also the more I realize that nothing is personal 0.99

00:48:38.980 and everyone is acting out based on their past traumas 0.95

00:48:41.920 and their own emotional shit, the less I take anything personally. 1.00

00:48:45.260 I had this lady yesterday scream at me 1.00

00:48:48.040 and call me a fucking bitch 1.00

00:48:49.080 and I was just like, 1.00

00:48:49.660 oh wow, you must be in so much pain, man.

00:48:51.260 I'm like, are you okay?

00:48:52.900 That's what I said.

00:48:53.900 Why did that happen, by the way?

00:48:54.900 I don't know.

00:48:55.180 I was just turning right

00:48:56.220 and I was in the crosswalk

00:48:57.560 but then it turned red

00:48:58.520 and so you know how it is

00:48:59.540 when people have to cross in front of you. 1.00

00:49:00.980 And she called you a fucking bitch? 1.00

00:49:01.640 Yeah, she was screaming at me like, 1.00

00:49:03.180 learn how to drive, you chink. 1.00

00:49:05.180 And I was like, oh man. 1.00

00:49:06.080 Oh shit, not again. 1.00

00:49:07.880 Was it that dude from SNL? 1.00

00:49:09.060 Yeah, it was Shane, yeah.

00:49:11.320 No, but I was like, 0.65

00:49:11.900 she's probably mad 0.99

00:49:12.440 because she doesn't have a car.

00:49:13.520 See, that's how you have to think about it.

00:49:16.520 When I went on that rampage on that lady on Instagram yesterday,

00:49:20.460 I did it under the veil of I was where you are once too.

00:49:25.540 And I was a sad, horrible human being like you are now.

00:49:28.900 And I hate to say that to you, but I really do.

00:49:31.820 And I said, I'll pray for you so that one day you aren't a breathing, 1.00

00:49:35.180 walking human pile of shit, which you are right now. 1.00

00:49:37.840 And I said it in such a way that it was so well received by everyone who read it. 1.00

00:49:43.000 And it just literally just ended the conversation.

00:49:46.040 There was no response after that.

00:49:47.120 That was it.

00:49:47.820 She's lucky to receive your prayers, I think.

00:49:51.140 Like, did you pray for her?

00:49:53.140 Because I know you didn't.

00:49:53.840 No, I didn't.

00:49:54.660 You didn't.

00:49:55.520 I didn't.

00:49:56.160 I should.

00:49:56.640 I should.

00:49:57.300 But I also said that I feel very bad because the percentage of negative,

00:50:03.820 this is very different than how it used to be.

00:50:05.500 The percentage of negative comments I get right now, comments, DMs,

00:50:09.600 anything is so minuscule compared to the outpouring of love for people that have mental health

00:50:16.060 problems and want someone to be their proponent. And all of those people that have said, I just

00:50:20.140 would do anything for one conversation with you. And then I went and responded to some

00:50:24.580 that said that to me, you know, and I felt very bad about that. And I still do. I feel guilty

00:50:32.020 that with all the opportunities I had to say something to all these beautiful people that

00:50:35.800 are suffering i chose i guess someone else who was suffering yeah maybe i don't know but i took

00:50:41.840 a negative comment responded to it i do feel that's fine we're all human we do it we you feel

00:50:45.800 the need to defend yourself are you guys christian i grew up christian i am yeah yeah i'm i'm with

00:50:51.520 you though i'm spiritual okay i would not associate with christianity anymore okay yeah you are no i

00:50:57.460 same as you too oh okay he's christian i'm not i'm a bad christian but i try to i

00:51:02.320 i know i am i'm proud of it well this is this is like religion specifically and i'm sure you have

00:51:10.080 a lot of opinions about this yeah am i right yes okay i would love to talk about it yeah because

00:51:14.920 like he says he's a bad christian like not using his at him as an example but how many christians

00:51:20.320 are bad christians and then hide behind the veil of christianity as i know i'm a good person like

00:51:25.580 i'm good jesus got me i'm sure so many were you religious ever i was raised catholic and christian 0.90

00:51:31.100 from my parents and then i had a priest tell me my sister was in hell so i was like oh i'm not a

00:51:35.820 part of the church anymore was that a catholic priest just okay just to clarify because i'm a

00:51:41.000 christian that operates in a in like a methodist group which is basically like hey man you're a

00:51:46.300 sinner just like me like you're good but you're gonna be good if you just keep your path and you

00:51:50.460 believe in the lord and so like it's a very different anyways catholic is a is very different

00:51:55.300 yeah they were they were all about that guilt yeah um i was then i was atheist for a while

00:52:00.420 and then Buddhist and now I'm sort of just like

00:52:02.440 vaguely spiritual. Oh, you were Buddhist?

00:52:04.360 Yeah, I was a practicing Buddhist for like four or five years.

00:52:06.440 That's amazing. Yeah, it was fun.

00:52:08.180 Any revelations in that religion? Yeah, I did

00:52:10.500 like a seven day silent meditation retreat

00:52:12.520 with Vipassana. I read about that. Yeah, and it was

00:52:14.440 like, it was very eye opening to me

00:52:16.500 about just how much pain everybody's in

00:52:18.380 all the time and how we like

00:52:20.040 tell ourselves the story of our life over and over

00:52:22.440 again and like really identify with ego and so

00:52:24.480 I'd need to do one of those again

00:52:26.220 sometimes soon. I used to think, I don't know if you

00:52:27.900 you guys relate but like growing up around religion a lot of religious practices make

00:52:34.420 you feel like you're going to hell if you even meditate yeah yeah look at what other religions

00:52:38.700 are doing and take the good from it really yeah i mean i got kicked out of sunday school for

00:52:43.060 asking questions right i was like oh okay same with me i was like does god watch me when i pee

00:52:48.120 and they were like shut up i drew it i drew a picture of uh somebody asked when i was like

00:52:54.320 super young in sunday school they asked me to draw a picture of jesus and apparently i wasn't

00:52:58.660 feeling it i drew a picture of a dog pooping and they're like like you can't do this like you

00:53:03.860 really can't can you please draw a picture of jesus and then i drew a picture of two dogs pooping 0.97

00:53:08.380 yeah yo i love that's real dude i really did that that was your initial fuck you to the world 0.99

00:53:15.060 you're like jesus isn't everything yeah jesus is two dogs pooping i mean you go to catholic hell 1.00

00:53:21.760 if you get divorced yeah you know what i'm saying like it's impossible like if you're a catholic 0.99

00:53:25.620 you're going you have to go to hell yeah like there's no there's literally nothing else no way

00:53:29.840 to go to heaven i talked to my i talked to my uber religious friends a lot about religion because 0.78

00:53:34.840 i'm fascinated by it and uh like i'm not gonna say his name but i have a giant buddha sculpture

00:53:41.920 in the back yeah you may have seen it or i could show you it's it's giant it's probably it could

00:53:45.120 fill up this space right here and uh i i had a lot of bad like uh a lot of bad luck last year

00:53:52.200 both public and personally and he said it was the reason was because i had the sculpture because

00:53:56.200 you had a sacrilege i swear to god he took me aside he goes yo he goes gotta get rid of that

00:54:02.200 thing i was like what do you mean like the buddha sculpture was like 18 grand he's like

00:54:06.720 that's a reason for your bad luck bro by the way we all know we know trust me and i and i was like

00:54:13.300 it seems a bit ridiculous don't you think it's just a statue yeah and they say to rub his belly

00:54:19.540 for good luck you know and maybe you just didn't do enough of that and i go back and forth with

00:54:24.500 him off and and pick his brain and he said he his explanation for because one of my arguments is how

00:54:32.620 do you know which religion is the right one yeah there's so many different beliefs who's going to

00:54:37.180 heaven who's going to hell do those even exist xyz and he said that satan created all the other

00:54:47.580 religions to trick people and disperse them and confuse them throw smoke bombs so you don't know

00:54:52.660 which religion to go to so you know some people are some people are muslims some people are buddhist 0.99

00:54:56.640 some people are jewish yeah and then there's the the christians who are gonna according to him

00:55:01.780 The chosen people make it through. 1.00

00:55:03.680 Like, nope, those are the Jews. 1.00

00:55:05.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:08.120 Dylan's happy about that.

00:55:09.180 Dylan's happy.

00:55:10.620 No, I'm just like, how could they all be right?

00:55:13.280 No, no, no.

00:55:13.840 Who's wrong?

00:55:14.320 I like to think they're all right.

00:55:16.100 Yeah, I think they're all right.

00:55:17.380 I like all the gods just chilling together.

00:55:19.040 Like, these are all my homies.

00:55:20.100 I think everyone's just saying the same thing.

00:55:21.400 And when you get up there, it's a big party.

00:55:22.180 Right.

00:55:23.780 I don't know.

00:55:24.400 That's interesting.

00:55:25.320 That's it.

00:55:25.980 Have you tried getting rid of it just to see if it changes?

00:55:28.580 It's so heavy.

00:55:30.800 Numbers are up.

00:55:31.620 too so it's like he had the voodoo in there now yeah i got it when he's up well that's what i'm

00:55:35.940 saying i told him i was like hey man i'm pretty sure his bad luck probably is gonna pass in like

00:55:40.200 a year yeah and so now it has and life's good now so now what like have you tried turning it off and

00:55:46.160 on yeah i think i think it um when you are religious you're scared of any other topics

00:55:54.040 outside your religion and and that fear is is what's dangerous speaking for example karma right

00:55:59.760 Like karma, I used to hear karma and be like, oh, that's the devil.

00:56:03.020 Like, no, stay away from that.

00:56:05.400 And all it means is action.

00:56:07.880 Yeah.

00:56:08.180 So it's a different language.

00:56:09.860 Literally, religion is a different language.

00:56:11.720 That's all it is.

00:56:12.540 It's just people communicating differently.

00:56:15.000 I can't yet reach a conclusion on whether or not I'm,

00:56:21.320 I don't want to be religious because of fear of going to hell

00:56:25.640 and burning for the rest of eternity.

00:56:27.820 I don't think hell exists.

00:56:29.760 I do.

00:56:30.520 Yeah.

00:56:30.900 You want to know what it is?

00:56:32.540 Department of Motor Vehicles.

00:56:34.220 Oh. 0.99

00:56:34.880 The DM fucking V. 0.99

00:56:36.160 And by the way. 0.99

00:56:37.620 That's so true.

00:56:38.400 That's hell on earth.

00:56:39.360 No, no, no.

00:56:39.760 But it's not though.

00:56:40.820 So if you don't commit a mortal sin and you commit just venial sins are called, you go

00:56:45.540 to a DMV for eternity.

00:56:47.460 And every day you wake up and you have to go try to get your license.

00:56:50.260 And the DMV is really not that bad.

00:56:52.520 You just bring a book.

00:56:53.720 What DMV do you go to?

00:56:55.260 Schedule an appointment. 0.99

00:56:55.900 Schedule an appointment to hell. 1.00

00:56:57.980 We have been through this shit. 1.00

00:56:59.000 when you get to the counter bring some snacks no when you get to the counter even when you've read 1.00

00:57:03.820 your book and you've had your snacks and all that good shit has happened when you get to the counter 0.93

00:57:07.240 you've done something fucking wrong it sounds like it's on you i mean no i have brought every 0.97

00:57:12.860 document you don't know how to fill out forms it's very possible you're 90 right like no he 0.97

00:57:19.340 filled out all his forms he had an experience recently filled out everything he needed to he

00:57:23.060 got to the counter and he goes to pay and you know so he hands him the debit card they don't

00:57:28.560 take debit cards yeah no problem no only debit cards by the way take credit just not debit cards

00:57:35.800 and i was like and by the way that as you know that's my response of course you don't take

00:57:40.560 debit cards because i go with no expectations yeah if i'm going to the dmv i go expecting to 0.94

00:57:46.640 walk out of there with nothing in my fucking hands yeah and it always happens and so like i went for 0.88

00:57:50.960 my license uh a couple times in the past couple months just to get a renewed license i have my 0.99

00:57:55.580 license still don't have a license can't get it something always goes fucking wrong and trust me 0.83

00:58:01.340 you have to be the only person in the world that i've ever talked to that doesn't have a problem 0.83

00:58:05.660 i think it's a nice quiet place for reading yeah i enjoy it she doesn't believe in hell because she

00:58:12.660 thrives 1.00

00:58:13.140 maybe it's the buddha i mean maybe you gotta get rid of that thing 0.99

00:58:18.940 now that you're saying take it to the dmv

00:58:21.940 no but really i mean i just want to get your get your thoughts because you just like what like

00:58:30.420 okay i understand you don't believe in hell but yeah what if it's real dude i mean if it's real

00:58:35.820 then i would hope that you just lived your life so they say character is what you do when no one's

00:58:41.440 looking so i would say if you have good character and if there is a hell then you're probably not 1.00

00:58:45.940 gonna go there's so many people who are much much worse who are rapists and murderers and they fuck 1.00

00:58:50.920 kids and they chop people up like if i deserved to be in hell like oh fuck you and there's gonna 1.00

00:58:55.480 be a lot of people want to know so true want to know a perspective i really enjoyed and this did 1.00

00:59:01.560 come from buddhist beliefs i enjoyed this they believe in reincarnation so if you are let's say

00:59:10.640 you're a pedophile like in your next life you might come back as somebody who is no not quite

00:59:16.660 as somebody who's on the receiving end of those acts or there's a cycle of life so if you like 0.99

00:59:21.780 commit some mass murder you might come back and be a part of that or get killed or you know have 0.99

00:59:29.000 some like deep like rehabilitation or whatever yeah damn we almost have done some dope shit in 0.99

00:59:34.240 our last life to end up where we're at for real like to be on the world's number one podcast dude 0.99

00:59:39.540 And just being like a fucking actress and comedian, just awesome. 0.98

00:59:44.300 100%. 0.99

00:59:44.600 We had to do something right.

00:59:45.980 You ever talk to one of those people? 0.98

00:59:47.700 The uber religious?

00:59:48.860 No, who tell you what you did in your past life and how many past lives you've had.

00:59:52.340 Yeah, I love getting my tarot cards read. 1.00

00:59:54.100 Like, that's my shit. 1.00

00:59:54.960 What were you? 1.00

00:59:55.860 I was told I was a pirate.

00:59:57.320 I was told I was a princess that got murdered very young.

01:00:01.000 You probably had the same guy as us. 1.00

01:00:02.180 We were three bitches. 1.00

01:00:04.120 I always remember that. 1.00

01:00:05.580 You were three bitches. 1.00

01:00:06.400 In a former life, you were three bitches. 1.00

01:00:08.860 And a pirate. 1.00

01:00:09.540 Do you have a birthmark?

01:00:12.400 Yeah, I do on my stomach.

01:00:14.080 They say that's where you got stabbed in your last life.

01:00:16.840 Wow. 0.82

01:00:16.960 I got annihilated in my face then.

01:00:20.620 Some sort of acid burn.

01:00:21.800 I got drugged by a horse.

01:00:22.780 Some sort of acid burn.

01:00:26.120 Listen, you've been stalked.

01:00:29.040 What?

01:00:29.540 Have you been stalked?

01:00:30.340 Oh, sorry.

01:00:30.920 I'm kind of like telling you that.

01:00:32.280 Oh, yeah.

01:00:32.620 You've been stalked.

01:00:33.880 Yes, many times.

01:00:34.880 You're currently being watched.

01:00:35.780 The transitions are sometimes slower on this.

01:00:39.280 I'm reading here that you've had a stalker.

01:00:41.200 Yeah, I've had several.

01:00:42.200 How bad?

01:00:43.060 Pretty bad. 0.92

01:00:43.660 I had a guy come or tell me he was going to come to a show and shoot me.

01:00:48.000 So I stopped doing comedy for a long time because comedy shows don't have any security.

01:00:53.200 And I had to hire like PI and get them to figure out who he was.

01:00:57.760 So you did find out?

01:00:59.140 No, we think he works in IT because we can't find him.

01:01:01.640 Where did you get the threat?

01:01:02.520 Email or?

01:01:03.280 A bunch of emails.

01:01:04.560 I've also had weird letters sent to my house.

01:01:06.360 Interesting.

01:01:07.580 It's weird because the police department wouldn't take the email seriously.

01:01:10.840 But the moment I got something in snail mail, it was suddenly more like, oh.

01:01:16.860 Hopefully this can enlighten some people out there.

01:01:18.960 Because I've had, believe it or not, I've had a serious death threat come my way.

01:01:23.260 It actually came in the form of my business partner.

01:01:25.700 And at the time, our address was on his house.

01:01:29.380 I just straight up called the FBI.

01:01:31.220 I wasn't dabbling with the police.

01:01:32.860 I called the FBI. 1.00

01:01:34.280 They were on that shit, yo. 1.00

01:01:35.760 they showed up at the dude's house like 1.00

01:01:37.720 I don't know if they arrested him

01:01:39.940 but an FBI agent showed up to our house

01:01:41.800 and was like it's taken care of

01:01:42.820 so if you have a death threat

01:01:46.180 out there call the FBI I'm serious

01:01:48.200 call them up

01:01:49.240 tax dollars at work

01:01:51.920 I've never gotten a death threat

01:01:54.280 ever that's shocking

01:01:55.800 no one's ever threatened to kill you

01:01:58.240 you're unreachable to the people who want to kill you

01:02:00.640 you also don't read your DMs

01:02:02.460 like the DM requests

01:02:04.220 You probably have an army of people.

01:02:06.080 You could have a full slaughterhouse in your DMs right now.

01:02:08.900 Like literally at your gate with spears.

01:02:11.060 There's 14,000 people in a field like.

01:02:15.840 No, because yo, like. 0.99

01:02:18.120 If I get that DM that's like, yo, I'm going to kill you. 1.00

01:02:20.840 I'm like, I'll kill you back. 1.00

01:02:22.400 Let's fucking go. 1.00

01:02:24.400 We're going to schedule a live stream. 0.98

01:02:27.680 Let's make it interesting.

01:02:28.720 Are you fearful for your safety?

01:02:32.340 No.

01:02:33.400 I'm in the most authentic, genuine way possible,

01:02:39.780 not being sexist at all.

01:02:41.600 I'm nervous for female creators, entertainers, artists, 0.97

01:02:48.760 just because at the end of the day,

01:02:52.100 I feel really safe in my body.

01:02:54.440 Yeah, that's not sexist at all.

01:02:56.120 That's acknowledging your privilege,

01:02:57.260 which I think is a commendable thing to do.

01:02:58.900 Great job, Logan. 1.00

01:02:59.800 Great fucking job. 1.00

01:03:00.980 Now you acknowledge your male privilege 1.00

01:03:03.480 and Ben Shapiro hates you.

01:03:05.320 Congratulations.

01:03:06.680 Congratulations.

01:03:08.460 By the way, most of the scariest people I know 1.00

01:03:11.300 are badass females. 1.00

01:03:13.500 So to be honest with you, I'm not worried 0.96

01:03:15.340 about any of their health. They got tasers,

01:03:17.240 pink guns, all kinds of shit, dude. 0.99

01:03:19.760 I know one that keeps this little pink 1.00

01:03:21.360 Ruger, bro. She's like, yo, anybody 1.00

01:03:23.240 wants to death threat me, bring it. 1.00

01:03:25.340 I'll pump your body full of fucking 1.00

01:03:27.160 lead. 1.00

01:03:27.540 Yeah, but also like, I'm like, wow, you don't have to have a pink gun.

01:03:32.200 Yeah.

01:03:33.200 So any, any, any precautions you take now?

01:03:39.980 Like, it's a shame that you had to take a break from stand up because of that.

01:03:43.740 I have security system in my house.

01:03:45.860 I had someone break in.

01:03:47.520 He ran away, though, because I like sing very loudly in my home and I saw him like run away.

01:03:52.200 He heard you singing?

01:03:53.440 Yeah, I was like, I just go around like singing Mulan.

01:03:55.700 You a bad singer?

01:03:56.960 No, I'm pretty good.

01:03:58.340 He's like, no!

01:04:00.640 Cracked his glasses.

01:04:01.320 By the way, I'm being facetious.

01:04:03.280 You're a great singer.

01:04:04.460 I listened to a couple of your songs before you came in here.

01:04:07.360 I mean, I guess it's a good place to say you do music too?

01:04:11.140 Yeah, I used to do half of my stand-up set used to be comedy music with a guitar.

01:04:15.220 So I've just transitioned into more serious music.

01:04:18.160 Gotcha.

01:04:19.140 And by the way, you sound great.

01:04:20.900 Thank you.

01:04:21.340 Do you worry that you're doing too much?

01:04:23.660 All the time.

01:04:24.940 Burn out?

01:04:25.420 You scared?

01:04:25.780 I don't really get burnout as long as I take every Sunday off.

01:04:29.780 That's what we do.

01:04:30.660 That's what we do.

01:04:31.760 Self-care Sunday.

01:04:32.500 Force ourselves to do nothing.

01:04:34.100 Yes.

01:04:34.200 Ever.

01:04:34.840 What do you do?

01:04:35.400 I like to get a massage.

01:04:36.880 Do a face mask.

01:04:39.020 Hang out with friends.

01:04:39.780 Go to brunch.

01:04:40.740 Set no alarm to wake up.

01:04:42.660 I'm not so much talking about burnout as much as how effective can you be in everything

01:04:49.800 if you're doing everything.

01:04:51.160 I'm pretty effective.

01:04:52.660 I'm like very, very good at organization, planning, executing tasks, delegating. 1.00

01:04:58.160 Like I thrive on that shit. 0.99

01:05:00.020 And if I feel like I'm not good at a certain aspect of something, I hire someone who I know is really good at it. 1.00

01:05:05.100 So I'm very good at macro shit. 0.99

01:05:07.000 Gotcha. 1.00

01:05:07.280 Okay.

01:05:07.540 You give me hope.

01:05:08.320 Thank you.

01:05:09.220 You inspire me.

01:05:10.740 I feel like a lot of people who are trying to own verticals too, like it's very thin at the top.

01:05:16.540 there's not that many people at the top of each vertical because the people who are all about one

01:05:20.380 thing are still typically pretty lazy at that one thing so if you're a very optimized person you

01:05:26.040 could be good at a lot of things you're versatile yeah the one one thing on that the the i think for

01:05:31.140 the longest time it was always like everyone was always arguing about what's more important for

01:05:35.440 success yeah drive or talent and everybody it's that conversation been going on for years and i

01:05:40.580 brought a third one into it as far as i'm concerned it's drive talent and ability to multitask yeah

01:05:45.620 Like I've never found a person that was super successful that couldn't multitask a million

01:05:49.900 things.

01:05:50.260 Or by the way, to your point, had a really good person to help them.

01:05:53.240 But like, even then you always need to know like what else you have to do and how to be

01:05:58.600 versatile, how to be efficient in multiple categories and diversify.

01:06:01.900 I used to think I was good at time management and now I realize I'm just really good at

01:06:05.240 attention management.

01:06:06.260 Like I know what's a priority and I can stay on that task until it's done.

01:06:10.900 Yeah.

01:06:11.700 Let me paint a picture for you.

01:06:13.180 You're making serious music now.

01:06:14.720 Yes.

01:06:15.620 Uh, and one of your songs pops off or do you have a strategy?

01:06:20.820 Yes.

01:06:21.220 Okay.

01:06:21.480 For the release?

01:06:22.060 Yeah.

01:06:22.260 Can I ask?

01:06:22.860 Yeah.

01:06:23.140 We're dropping the album October 4th and I'm releasing a music video every three weeks.

01:06:26.760 So it's a whole visual album.

01:06:27.680 Cool.

01:06:27.900 Cool.

01:06:28.120 Cool.

01:06:28.380 Yeah.

01:06:28.700 By the way, for every song?

01:06:30.160 Yeah.

01:06:30.540 How many?

01:06:31.460 Uh, 13.

01:06:32.080 13 music videos?

01:06:33.060 Yeah.

01:06:33.280 You already shot them? 0.98

01:06:33.900 All of them. 0.98

01:06:34.440 Good stuff.

01:06:35.700 Whoa. 1.00

01:06:36.200 Damn. 1.00

01:06:36.880 Um, you're with a label? 1.00

01:06:38.480 No, not yet.

01:06:39.200 Okay.

01:06:39.460 So, uh, you, you have a strategy for that.

01:06:42.440 Are you going to delegate all your time to being a musician?

01:06:48.160 No, no.

01:06:49.240 Acting and film are my number one.

01:06:51.480 Okay, so are you worried that people won't take you serious as a musician

01:06:56.760 if you're also doing acting?

01:06:59.460 A hundred.

01:06:59.940 I mean, I'm not worried about it, but it happens.

01:07:01.900 In the same way that as an actress,

01:07:03.160 I had to overcome the stigma of being a YouTube person.

01:07:05.320 Exactly, yes.

01:07:05.640 But like no matter what, people are going to hate on you

01:07:07.680 and or think you can't do everything

01:07:09.700 because they're not able to do everything.

01:07:12.100 Is there an example of someone who's doing a good job of-

01:07:15.960 Both? 1.00

01:07:16.400 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:16.940 I would say Jennifer Lopez. 1.00

01:07:18.980 Like that woman is fucking annihilating both spheres right now. 0.99

01:07:22.560 Jared Leto manages to have his acting career as well as music. 0.99

01:07:25.240 Haley Steinfeld.

01:07:26.120 There's like quite a few.

01:07:27.060 Haley Steinfeld's a good example.

01:07:27.560 Why do I feel like it's easier to go from music to entertainment or acting than vice versa?

01:07:35.960 Because the music world is incredibly pretentious.

01:07:38.740 Yeah.

01:07:39.060 Is that why?

01:07:39.660 It's not a talent thing?

01:07:41.260 No, the music world is just very like, oh, my God.

01:07:44.900 She's like that girl at the party who doesn't want to touch anything.

01:07:47.420 Right. 1.00

01:07:47.800 I hate that girl.

01:07:48.980 Because I look back to like, I look at J-Lo. 0.97

01:07:51.740 I look at Whitney.

01:07:53.980 I look at even Mariah.

01:07:57.000 Madonna.

01:07:57.540 Madonna.

01:07:58.080 Like they all got their start in music, right?

01:08:00.040 And then they shifted over to acting. 0.60

01:08:01.440 I think Madonna was big as an actor before she did music.

01:08:04.080 And J-Lo was an actress.

01:08:06.040 And then she was inspired to do music when she was cast in Selena.

01:08:08.900 so she was actually an actress first yes okay just didn't have it big stuff until she was big

01:08:16.660 when she went i mean selena was incredible yeah none of her team wanted her to do it and she was 0.94

01:08:20.940 like fuck you i'm doing god she did it yeah because that was like a break yeah yeah what do you what 0.97

01:08:24.840 do you like about acting what do you like about music uh acting is just so fucking fun like it 1.00

01:08:29.940 reminds me being a kid again just playing pretend at something and being like oh what would i think 0.61

01:08:33.640 if I were this person or how would I say this?

01:08:35.800 I really love that.

01:08:37.240 Music is, I love writing.

01:08:39.420 Writing's one of my favorite things to do.

01:08:42.060 And so performing as well is just a blast.

01:08:44.640 Performing is amazing.

01:08:45.480 Yeah.

01:08:45.740 Are you a conqueror?

01:08:47.140 I guess so.

01:08:47.880 Like how much are you doing all these things

01:08:50.120 to just do all the things?

01:08:52.580 I only do something unless I have the passion to back it up

01:08:55.080 because then it's like,

01:08:56.180 why would I waste so much time doing this?

01:08:58.620 I love that answer.

01:08:59.900 And I'm sort of like asking these questions

01:09:03.520 maybe sort of selfishly as like a mirror tell me all well i'm just curious because uh i think

01:09:10.740 that passion for me comes in success and winning and sometimes i'll i'll i'll put my head down and

01:09:18.280 go through the example right now three months of grueling four-hour day boxing camp yeah to become

01:09:24.820 the champion yeah even though camp might not be the most fun thing ever yeah or like writing and

01:09:30.520 writing for six to 10 hours a day, uh, music might not be the most fun thing ever, but I,

01:09:35.620 I am obsessed with and thrive off the outcome. And so I'll put in that work. If I know that

01:09:41.320 result is going to be the thing that makes me passionate. What if you don't get the result?

01:09:46.060 I don't know. I, that's the question I ask myself all the time. I will say I have a high hit rate

01:09:50.580 because I, I, I, I put literally everything I have into it. And you know, I, it might be like

01:09:57.300 an innate thing that i'm just able to do the things that i want to do and maybe i'm sure as

01:10:02.800 i grow older i'll become smarter with how i allocate yeah my energy yeah and resources um

01:10:09.620 well as long as the outcomes that you're looking at are ones that are exciting to you normally i'm

01:10:14.300 pretty much against being outcome oriented but if you already know that like if i can see long

01:10:19.080 term that i'm gonna win and i know how to get there then do it outcome oriented i like that

01:10:24.340 You know what, though?

01:10:25.220 I don't think it's like with boxing, I want to win.

01:10:28.540 That's the outcome, right?

01:10:29.360 But with music specifically, I don't know if I have an outcome that I'm working for 0.97

01:10:35.840 other than just making the best shit I possibly can. 0.76

01:10:38.860 It might be like a challenge to myself almost. 0.97

01:10:42.160 Like, can I do this too?

01:10:43.240 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:43.960 And then me just wanting to try to conquer it.

01:10:46.480 You should.

01:10:47.020 I think everything that you do ultimately makes you a better artist and also hopefully a better human.

01:10:51.160 maybe that's why you are such a great artist because you do so much art do you paint I do

01:10:57.320 do you do pottery uh I tried I'm real bad at landscaping yeah real bad design work for like

01:11:02.440 dresses what's where does it stop uh pottery I guess pottery pottery no no no nope I got a list

01:11:09.740 here stand-up tv and movies music comedy martial arts yeah martial arts what's what's going on

01:11:16.000 I have a black belt, yeah.

01:11:17.380 In what? 0.98

01:11:18.740 A Kempo.

01:11:19.760 There we go. 0.59

01:11:20.320 Kempo?

01:11:20.880 Yeah.

01:11:22.440 Describe Kempo.

01:11:23.400 Is that the thing with the ball and the little wooden thing?

01:11:25.700 No, it's like hand-hand combat.

01:11:26.920 That's the Kendama. 0.62

01:11:28.160 Can you show me a move? 1.00

01:11:29.540 Whoops.

01:11:29.960 Like a roundhouse kick or something?

01:11:31.600 Shout out Adam22.

01:11:32.580 I don't know.

01:11:33.200 Can I attack you and you try to defend me off?

01:11:37.160 I mean, sure. 0.81

01:11:38.400 Great.

01:11:38.880 Oh, let's see it.

01:11:39.740 Let's see a live.

01:11:43.100 Not in the best shoes. 0.50

01:11:44.360 oh she's got high heels let's see so what do we got let's say i'm just a big old burly man from 0.70

01:11:52.580 ohio hypothetically if i were actually trying to disarm you i would be like balls eyes neck

01:11:58.880 okay let's get a live yep let's get a live rendition of that full speed 100 all out for 1.00

01:12:04.280 the audio only she's taking a punch at logan's throat throat and just a knee to the ball straight

01:12:09.420 to the straight and then eye gouge wow incredible incredible he was by the way he was completely

01:12:15.480 defenseless oh that was that wasn't tempo no that my dad made me do adult martial arts classes when

01:12:21.660 i was a child he would raise me and be like someday some man is going to probably attack you

01:12:25.940 that's what he told you yeah okay that he would be a big burly man and so i would have to like

01:12:32.000 wrestle and fight like regular adult men as a child i learned everything i know about fighting

01:12:37.020 from mortal combat oh and so like i still i got that one down but i'm still trying to figure out

01:12:42.480 the hot you can i can't get it do you think it's better do you think it's do you think it's better

01:12:53.140 for dads to do what they raided what your dad did or do you think it's better for them to praise

01:12:59.980 like the princess mentality oh no i'm so glad my dad my dad taught me so much about survival he's

01:13:05.420 like if you think you're being followed make three right turns this is the best way to disarm

01:13:09.100 someone never run upstairs if someone is chasing you like he very much was like when you go into

01:13:14.260 a restaurant sit facing the door and or windows because you never know yeah and and in case like

01:13:19.780 someone like you know bombs a place or like drives right through it he was a very paranoid

01:13:24.060 military man who was like very concerned about my safety but there i've been in situations in

01:13:29.400 which i've followed his advice so i'm like i'm very glad i have the education of self-defense

01:13:33.880 It's always good to have that escape plan.

01:13:35.780 You've got to know your emergency procedures.

01:13:37.800 Sounds like you're hyper aware of your surroundings.

01:13:39.920 Yes.

01:13:40.520 Does that contribute to your self-awareness as well?

01:13:43.020 Because you're very self-aware.

01:13:44.380 Probably, yeah.

01:13:46.040 But I also just really love therapy.

01:13:47.940 Do you ever make mistakes?

01:13:49.120 All the time.

01:13:49.740 Like what?

01:13:50.180 All the time.

01:13:50.960 I had to learn the hard way because I make videos about my life

01:13:53.860 to probably talk to my friends when there's a video about them coming out,

01:13:56.940 even if it's anonymous.

01:13:58.260 I've lost friends that way.

01:14:00.440 I think the Carrie Fisher thing, I learned my lesson there.

01:14:03.240 Yeah, don't ever report the news, guys.

01:14:05.440 Don't ever.

01:14:06.200 If you see something, don't say something.

01:14:09.020 Ever.

01:14:10.040 You got to go to journalism school to do that.

01:14:11.020 Don't do it. 1.00

01:14:11.320 You will get fucked in the ass for it. 1.00

01:14:13.440 Trust me. 1.00

01:14:14.060 Maybe not.

01:14:14.580 You strike me.

01:14:15.860 Maybe it's the way you carry yourself.

01:14:17.140 You strike me as a pretty mistake-free person.

01:14:19.780 No, no.

01:14:20.360 I'm still a human being like the rest of us.

01:14:21.840 You have a super strong moral compass.

01:14:23.160 I do.

01:14:23.640 And you've been through a lot.

01:14:24.500 I do.

01:14:24.900 And you're cultured and...

01:14:26.780 I wish I could be more like you.

01:14:29.860 You can.

01:14:30.380 I will.

01:14:30.940 I swear to God, I will.

01:14:31.980 I think Logan fell in love on the show.

01:14:33.860 You've learned a lot already.

01:14:34.400 I'm only 24.

01:14:35.340 Yeah, you're young.

01:14:36.140 You've got six years.

01:14:37.680 That's good.

01:14:38.700 I was going to ask a question.

01:14:40.840 I mean, as I do on this show.

01:14:43.400 Yeah.

01:14:44.020 This is a good format to ask questions.

01:14:46.500 It seems like it.

01:14:47.120 Oh, I saw something recently.

01:14:50.000 Did you come out or speak on your sexuality or something?

01:14:53.620 I did.

01:14:53.960 I'm bisexual.

01:14:55.420 What's up, ladies? 0.99

01:14:57.120 Hey. 0.85

01:14:57.920 Okay, so this was...

01:14:59.200 It went semi-viral.

01:15:01.980 You made a video on it, yeah?

01:15:03.440 Yeah, I've interviewed my parents about it. 1.00

01:15:05.500 Ah, this is a Dating Women Made Me Understand Men. 0.99

01:15:07.620 Oh, that one too, yeah. 0.97

01:15:08.900 I thought that was the coolest thing ever.

01:15:10.360 Thank you.

01:15:10.560 And I watched a little bit of it.

01:15:11.780 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:12.120 A girl made you or expected you to pay or something? 1.00

01:15:14.920 She asked me out and then she made me pay. 0.51

01:15:18.040 Which I was like, okay.

01:15:19.600 Like, I don't mind going, I don't even mind paying.

01:15:21.460 But then she also didn't say thank you.

01:15:23.260 And then I told, yeah, I told my friends about this.

01:15:26.160 And my guy friends were like, yeah, no, she's using you for free meals.

01:15:29.160 100%.

01:15:29.520 And I was like, what? 1.00

01:15:31.140 I was like, women do that?

01:15:32.200 And he was like, yeah, bro, all the time.

01:15:34.040 And I was like, wow.

01:15:35.120 That's what I'm saying.

01:15:35.740 You're on the receiving end of this.

01:15:37.140 That's what I'm saying.

01:15:37.620 How interesting.

01:15:38.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:15:38.960 Damn. 1.00

01:15:39.160 She chose a really expensive restaurant. 1.00

01:15:41.380 Which one?

01:15:42.220 It was like Katsia or something. 1.00

01:15:44.060 Yeah, that's what they'll do. 1.00

01:15:45.340 Yeah.

01:15:45.620 Wow.

01:15:46.020 Gotta watch out.

01:15:47.300 See, you know when you find a real one, when they like refuse to let you pay.

01:15:51.300 Oh, really?

01:15:52.660 Right? 1.00

01:15:53.420 Oh, your girl refuses to. 1.00

01:15:55.400 Yeah, she's not a fan of that.

01:15:56.400 Okay, so. 0.75

01:15:57.000 Well, she'll let me pay. 0.97

01:15:58.040 I'll still pay.

01:15:59.020 It's not like we fight over it.

01:16:00.500 But there's times where it's like, boom, the card slapped down and we're splitting this.

01:16:04.340 Okay.

01:16:04.680 And you know, you know, that's a good one.

01:16:07.100 What's your, what's your preference?

01:16:08.680 What?

01:16:09.260 Like if you go on a date, do you have, is it different if you go on a date with a man 0.77

01:16:13.800 versus a woman? 1.00

01:16:15.180 I'll always go expecting to go Dutch, but I always appreciate it if someone's like, no, 0.99

01:16:19.260 I've got this.

01:16:19.980 Like I've got you.

01:16:20.820 And you let them do it?

01:16:21.300 Yeah.

01:16:21.720 Well, because I'm so alpha in my career that in my romantic life, I don't want to be like,

01:16:26.320 I want someone.

01:16:26.760 I know that feeling.

01:16:28.340 I'm like, no, you take care of me.

01:16:30.500 I heard my friend say when I was like 18

01:16:36.000 and he had made a bunch of money

01:16:37.920 he's like yo if I'm on a date with a woman

01:16:39.740 like she ain't paying ever

01:16:41.380 I was like that's cool

01:16:42.980 so I adopted that mindset 0.68

01:16:44.380 but you'll have the occasional woman who 1.00

01:16:46.860 will fight you tooth and nail 1.00

01:16:48.660 to split that meal 1.00

01:16:50.300 and then she'll do the thing where she like 1.00

01:16:52.460 will take your card and slip hers in

01:16:55.020 and I'm like no

01:16:55.740 I think it's a

01:16:57.040 that's why I brought up the princess mentality 0.98

01:16:59.860 because I see this all the time with young girls 0.50

01:17:03.880 who are raised to idolize these Disney princesses

01:17:07.200 and this mentality in society creates the narrative 1.00

01:17:11.040 that women are inferior to men 0.67

01:17:13.200 and you rely on a man to take care of you. 1.00

01:17:16.200 I think that is perpetuated.

01:17:18.160 All the time.

01:17:19.200 It's a big brainwash.

01:17:21.480 So what do we do about it?

01:17:22.460 I don't know, man.

01:17:23.280 Because it's interesting.

01:17:24.480 I read all the dating advice for men on the internet

01:17:26.860 because I was like, what are they telling the men to do? 0.80

01:17:29.300 and it's literally the opposite of what they tell women to do which i was like like they were like 1.00

01:17:33.780 if he doesn't pay for the fucking date like he's a fucking loser fuck him like he should offer to 0.99

01:17:38.860 pick you up and like all the ones for the men was like you know make sure that she is actually ready 1.00

01:17:43.840 to go dutch with you man and like do it and see how she's ready to go like that's her level of

01:17:47.860 seriousness like no wonder no one's falling in love have you ever heard a call her daddy before

01:17:53.240 No.

01:17:53.820 It's a podcast that kind of, I guess, 1.00

01:17:57.400 like empowers women in the bedroom.

01:18:00.140 So it's like, just like, you know,

01:18:03.260 if he's not doing this for two. 1.00

01:18:07.380 If he's not eating your ass, you're not married. 1.00

01:18:10.300 Then send his ass home in an oomph. 1.00

01:18:11.940 So it's like, it's very similar to what you say, 1.00

01:18:14.000 but just in a very sexualized tone.

01:18:16.020 Yeah, they're probably like one of the second

01:18:17.560 or third top podcasts under us and Rogan.

01:18:20.500 And so, yeah, they're worth a listen.

01:18:22.620 all right call her daddy yeah call her daddy done do you like do i don't know if i'm like

01:18:30.460 allowed to ask this question yeah you can ask well i already know what if i like men or women

01:18:36.140 yeah yeah uh i'm more male skewing yeah and the reason i was able to claim my bisexuality is

01:18:41.500 because some bisexual friends of mine were like you're no it's not a pie you're not like straight

01:18:45.020 down the middle like it doesn't matter because i had a friend who was bisexual she's like i like

01:18:48.600 90% women and the odd man here and there but I'm still bisexual and I was like oh okay yeah

01:18:54.620 it still counts yeah it still counts and so yeah the majority of girls I talk to that are bisexual

01:19:00.580 are uh female skewing the like the majority that I've asked the question to like Logan just did

01:19:05.600 skew more towards female you're actually one of the first ones I met that was more

01:19:09.320 male I like normally will emotionally fall for a girl before I'm like sexually attracted to her

01:19:16.480 Well, that kind of makes sense, doesn't it?

01:19:17.980 Because they're more emotionally sound into, you know, what goes into a...

01:19:22.720 I mean, men aren't as good at making you feel emotionally appreciated, are they?

01:19:26.600 I don't want to generalize, but no. 0.95

01:19:31.120 That's definitely the female. 1.00

01:19:32.460 Yeah, it's an email touch.

01:19:34.360 You're really brave.

01:19:35.700 Well, thank you.

01:19:37.200 How come?

01:19:40.900 I don't know.

01:19:42.460 Have you guys done the Cliff Finder strength test?

01:19:44.900 I love tests.

01:19:45.680 No, what is it?

01:19:46.000 It's really fun.

01:19:46.640 It's a $49 test.

01:19:47.760 Don't worry about it.

01:19:48.640 Don't worry about it.

01:19:49.500 You do the online quiz, and it gives you what your top five and your top 40 strengths are.

01:19:54.560 And my number one is bravery, which I really liked and I identified with.

01:20:00.500 But I think it's because I love animals so much, and I also feel very empowered to speak up for disenfranchised voices or voices that may not be heard because of my sister.

01:20:10.760 Yeah.

01:20:12.020 How long does that test take?

01:20:14.000 You won't be able to complete it on the podcast.

01:20:15.880 I would suggest that.

01:20:17.720 All right, all right, all right.

01:20:19.220 I want to go to audio only.

01:20:20.880 We've talked a lot.

01:20:21.780 I really enjoyed this conversation,

01:20:23.100 so I want to thank you for coming on this podcast.

01:20:25.140 Of course, thanks for having me, guys.

01:20:25.760 Of course, of course.

01:20:26.460 Where can they find you on the social media?

01:20:28.220 I am Anna Akana everywhere.

01:20:30.500 Makes sense.

01:20:31.140 There we go.

01:20:31.620 Nice cross-trap consistency.

01:20:32.900 A lot of A's.

01:20:33.860 50% of your name is A's.

01:20:35.340 Yep.

01:20:36.180 Wow.

01:20:36.620 And my first name and last name is,

01:20:38.280 when you read it backwards, it's a palindrome.

01:20:40.160 Wait.

01:20:40.920 It's Anna K. Akana. 1.00

01:20:41.880 Shut the fuck up, it is. 1.00

01:20:43.180 I love palindromes 1.00

01:20:44.860 you know what my favorite one is

01:20:46.400 and the longest

01:20:47.580 and the longest is a palindrome

01:20:50.540 to tear a tat

01:20:52.220 he was just using that as a preface

01:20:54.320 oh to tear a tat

01:20:55.400 what does that even mean

01:20:56.860 a knock on the door 0.85

01:20:58.000 to tear a tat

01:20:59.640 I like race car

01:21:02.000 taco cat

01:21:04.320 taco cat

01:21:06.080 guys we're gonna do audio only right now on Spotify and iTunes

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01:21:16.780 here we are audio and by the way shout out to the audio only listeners we say it all the time

01:21:23.540 the true fans yeah they're the right ones how do you deal with tragedy you've been through a lot

01:21:29.460 of trauma and tragedy in your life what is the what is the most effective way for you to cope 0.78

01:21:33.700 now uh whenever something bad happens i write out a list of if all this shit happened it would be

01:21:38.260 the best thing that ever happened to me and then i actively work on crossing off everything on that 0.56

01:21:41.680 list wow is it is it ever too far-fetched like no for me that list would like be uh say i got my

01:21:51.860 heart broken exactly meet someone better the next day but i don't know if that would i don't think

01:21:56.680 that time constraint would work but if you say meet someone better then yeah uh you ever you

01:22:01.500 ever i mean how can you cross off everything on that list though you can oh you're optimistic 0.89

01:22:06.060 yeah you manifest that shit i've been i've been manifesting do you manifest yeah 0.61

01:22:11.440 What kind of stuff? 0.98

01:22:12.740 I manifest a lot of career stuff, a lot of love stuff, a lot of self-worth.

01:22:16.180 How do you do it?

01:22:18.060 I'm part Wiccan, so I do spells.

01:22:20.780 Are you serious?

01:22:21.540 Yeah, I love spells.

01:22:22.300 Are you serious?

01:22:22.820 I have an altar in my room.

01:22:23.820 Are you in a coven?

01:22:24.600 Really?

01:22:24.900 Yeah, I'm in a coven.

01:22:25.620 You're lying.

01:22:26.380 No.

01:22:26.680 I do love magic, yeah.

01:22:28.080 Wow.

01:22:28.900 Yo, this is crazy. 1.00

01:22:31.940 You're part Wiccan and you're in a coven? 1.00

01:22:34.860 Yeah. 0.97

01:22:35.540 It's a big scene in LA.

01:22:36.940 I know.

01:22:37.560 Yeah.

01:22:37.900 Oh, I know.

01:22:39.040 Really?

01:22:39.560 You know?

01:22:39.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:40.200 The first girls who go, we're in a coven. 1.00

01:22:42.940 I go, what's like an oven with the teeth?

01:22:46.700 They're like, what's your broken?

01:22:48.480 We're a witch.

01:22:49.440 We're witches.

01:22:50.260 I didn't understand.

01:22:51.540 And they were serious.

01:22:52.480 Yeah.

01:22:53.040 So wait, you cast spells?

01:22:54.780 We do.

01:22:55.380 We think of it as putting out really good energy into the universe.

01:22:57.700 So when Trump got nominated, we like tried to put a bind on him so he can't hurt other 0.99

01:23:02.140 people, shit like that. 1.00

01:23:03.480 Damn. 1.00

01:23:04.120 Okay. 1.00

01:23:04.740 Wow.

01:23:05.020 What kind of spells?

01:23:06.740 Just we do a lot of manifestation stuff, healing stuff.

01:23:09.900 Only good stuff.

01:23:10.640 We don't, like, hex anybody.

01:23:11.780 How do they sound?

01:23:12.900 Like Avada Kedavra?

01:23:14.040 No, no, no.

01:23:14.620 You just write out, like, the language of what you want to do.

01:23:17.540 And then you say it and you burn it in a cauldron with a candle. 1.00

01:23:20.320 Shut up. 1.00

01:23:20.520 And, like, get a little bell. 1.00

01:23:21.500 And, like, fucking, yeah. 0.99

01:23:22.260 I want to come. 1.00

01:23:23.380 You bet. 0.85

01:23:24.040 Do I have to be a female? 0.96

01:23:25.640 No.

01:23:26.280 I could be a male coming?

01:23:27.260 You can be a male. 1.00

01:23:28.180 Male Wiccan? 0.87

01:23:29.420 Is it a witch if it's a man? 0.98

01:23:31.440 Same?

01:23:32.020 I don't know.

01:23:32.640 I don't impose the vocab on you.

01:23:35.320 A wizard, right? 0.95

01:23:35.920 A witch.

01:23:36.240 A wizard.

01:23:36.740 I guess a wizard. 0.99

01:23:37.520 What is a male witch called?

01:23:39.780 wizard and warlock oh yeah yeah you're definitely a warlock not a wizard yeah for sure i want to i

01:23:45.520 want to come to one of these same movies i want to throw notes i identify as a warlock

01:23:49.040 okay cool

01:23:51.900 i think he's freaked out now yeah he's like don't know okay cool no yeah no problem 0.92

01:23:59.480 no problem all right have you ever put a hex on someone though no i've never done any dark shit 0.83

01:24:04.660 i feel like that's a bad juju yeah i don't want that smoke no you don't want that bad 0.71

01:24:09.620 spell smoke? No.

01:24:11.820 Hell no. I put a curse

01:24:13.900 on Darren Till. I'm not gonna lie.

01:24:16.060 Who's that? He's an MMA fighter.

01:24:18.220 Oh, did you fight him? Or going to?

01:24:19.820 No, this was during our...

01:24:21.500 This is so random, dude.

01:24:24.260 During, after our last fight

01:24:25.940 against me versus KSI,

01:24:27.700 I was in the media saying

01:24:29.700 I want to be in the UFC. I want a UFC

01:24:31.760 fight. And Darren Till tweeted, he's like

01:24:33.860 this YouTuber scrub

01:24:35.580 thinks he can just come over

01:24:37.840 and enter our sport after years of hard work.

01:24:40.320 Every day is harder than the last, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

01:24:42.600 I'm like, yo, you're complaining a fucking lot 0.99

01:24:44.340 in this single tweet. 0.98

01:24:45.240 Like, maybe if you weren't complaining all the time,

01:24:47.260 you'd be focused on winning against Tyron Woodley.

01:24:50.380 Lost against our boy, Tyron Woodley,

01:24:51.940 who was on this podcast, 0.98

01:24:53.000 and then got knocked the fuck out by Jorge Masvidal 0.93

01:24:55.920 because after that tweet, I set a little spell. 0.92

01:24:59.980 Oh.

01:25:01.180 I said, Darren Till.

01:25:02.080 Do you have a little cauldron?

01:25:03.000 I said, Darren Till, I don't think you're going to make it.

01:25:05.800 He was like the top prize boy

01:25:08.920 Wow

01:25:09.800 How'd you set the spell?

01:25:11.840 Just like chilling in your boxers

01:25:13.380 Or did you have like a cauldron

01:25:14.880 And like a staff

01:25:16.140 Through a note and a cauldron

01:25:17.320 What Logan doesn't know is he then

01:25:20.580 Counterspelled him on the Tyron Woodley bet

01:25:22.600 In Vegas

01:25:23.300 And that Logan lost like 25 grand

01:25:26.180 He was like I counterspell you

01:25:29.100 That was probably the karma coming back

01:25:30.940 I'm done putting hexes on people

01:25:33.580 No bad energy

01:25:35.020 only good yeah only good stuff how's your love life now uh it's pretty boring there's nothing

01:25:40.800 happening that's all right i don't know how do you meet new people are you on raya i tried raya

01:25:46.720 that's where i actually met andrew and i was like everyone on here is just so like what's a

01:25:51.600 relationship we're just vibing right this isn't a situation and i'm like what are these words what

01:25:58.060 do they mean whoa yeah we're just vibing we're just vibing i it's just like glorified swingers

01:26:04.300 platform i feel like yeah and i'm pretty upfront that like i mean it's not your spouse though so 1.00

01:26:08.940 it's not the same i feel like it's just fuck boys and fuck girls yeah bunch of fuckery well yeah 0.99

01:26:14.340 because you have to be at a certain level of clout to be on there not anymore no no they took 1.00

01:26:19.420 that away yeah get on it oh wait you have a lady never mind i've got the i've got the prize there

01:26:24.960 so how do you get on the platform that's semi true because mike still is not able to get on

01:26:29.480 i swear to you i swear to you the reason i didn't get on is because i had all pictured

01:26:35.240 logan paul on my profile when i applied and he's banned from it oh you're banned why would you do

01:26:40.200 uh nothing i got on i got on four years ago i signed up four years ago and then

01:26:44.700 i matched a couple people and realized i can't do this yeah dating apps i i simply do not have

01:26:50.860 the balls to meet up with a person i meet on a phone yeah i don't i can't yeah and so i got off

01:26:56.140 and then and by the way i got on it right after a relationship oh and then after my last 0.99

01:27:00.840 relationship you know i was like let me fuck anything i can so i hopped on raya and or raya 0.50

01:27:06.520 good place to do it i was on for 24 hours i met matched with like you know eight to ten people 0.97

01:27:12.100 yeah and then i got a notification the next day and it was like you know thank you for your

01:27:18.420 consideration uh unfortunately raya has decided not to didn't even finish the sentence oh my god

01:27:24.540 Raya has decided not to.

01:27:26.160 I was like, wait, what?

01:27:28.660 This is my chance at love.

01:27:30.300 This was everything to me.

01:27:32.860 Wait, my soulmate's here.

01:27:33.940 And so I think the conclusion that I came to was I think I accidentally somehow probably hooked up with one of the founder's girls.

01:27:46.260 You hate to see that.

01:27:47.600 And I think they personally have a problem with me.

01:27:50.440 It was the most unprofessional, you're not allowed on our app letter ever.

01:27:54.540 oh is it though but also it's probably really good for me yeah like i i don't i don't waste

01:28:00.080 my time on an app i waste my time at warwick fuck yeah i guess i don't it's really hard for

01:28:05.200 me to meet people like i don't know where people go to la to meet but also also you strike me as 0.87

01:28:10.560 someone who correct me if i'm wrong has unrealistic standards for people because no not at all well

01:28:15.680 you're a really complex dynamic intellectual individual yeah and so i would expect you to

01:28:21.680 hold the same standard for other people no i just want someone who's emotionally mature and who knows

01:28:26.340 what they want because i deal with a lot of people who are like i don't know like i don't know we'll

01:28:30.420 just see where it goes we'll just do six months of like fuckery and like see where it goes you're

01:28:34.580 also you're also like it's i feel like it's time for you to really really lock it down and find

01:28:39.700 why because i'm 30 yeah i mean i don't want to lock anything wrong down but i do want to build

01:28:44.640 a life with someone do you feel like the the clock is ticking no because i can always adopt

01:28:50.100 yeah respect adopt a husband kid a kid a cat too i'm not talking about i'm not talking about a kid

01:28:58.080 i'm talking about a lover no that would be the only reason j-lo at 15 i'm fine oh yeah that's

01:29:04.500 true i just have kids put up yeah i don't want kids on you yeah no oh no yeah yep you don't want

01:29:12.800 kids no yeah we're we're on the no kids wave too you guys are on the same page are you married

01:29:17.540 Pretty much.

01:29:18.480 When are you going to propose?

01:29:22.820 We've been dating for almost a year.

01:29:24.360 Wow.

01:29:24.980 So that proposal must be coming pretty soon, huh?

01:29:27.540 It must.

01:29:28.000 It must.

01:29:29.040 Can I be involved?

01:29:31.220 You already know.

01:29:32.340 Of course.

01:29:32.920 It's just like real.

01:29:33.840 Of course my boys are going to be in on that.

01:29:35.880 You know what you should do?

01:29:37.280 You should do one of those things where you push.

01:29:39.400 We can't talk about it.

01:29:40.180 She's right there.

01:29:42.900 Bro, this is the greatest idea ever, bro.

01:29:44.480 You push a marble down a wooden block

01:29:46.820 and then it hits a microwave oven

01:29:48.760 and it opens up and lights a match on fire

01:29:50.500 that pops a balloon.

01:29:52.260 One of those chain reaction things.

01:29:54.340 She does not look like she likes this idea at all.

01:29:57.340 That'd be epic.

01:29:59.760 What if it involved

01:30:00.860 like a whole, like it went across

01:30:02.820 America.

01:30:05.180 Dominos.

01:30:05.900 Across America.

01:30:09.900 Involved physics

01:30:10.900 in some way.

01:30:12.680 Hey, did you go to college?

01:30:14.180 I went to like one semester and then I dropped out.

01:30:17.060 Where does your intelligence come from?

01:30:19.560 My dad made me read and he incentivized me to be smart with money.

01:30:25.760 So he would be like, if you do this, you get $10.

01:30:28.560 If you do this, you get 20.

01:30:29.980 So I was like, I had a big incentive to be like, I like money.

01:30:33.440 Wait, wow.

01:30:34.360 Yeah.

01:30:35.140 That's a great strategy.

01:30:36.540 Oh, the best.

01:30:37.100 He's like, every page you read, you get a penny.

01:30:39.380 So if you read, I was like, oh, I can read all day long.

01:30:42.240 How did he quiz you though?

01:30:43.600 uh did he i had to turn in a report at the end and then at school i would uh do people's tests

01:30:49.320 or write their essays this is incredible like i yeah i'm absolutely doing this with my kid

01:30:54.200 yeah you should also they like i wanted to sell candy at school so even though they knew it was

01:30:58.480 illegal they helped me with all my startup capital and like startup she's in the eighth grade she's

01:31:04.440 like you buy my candy i need startup capital at costco uh yeah what's it like working on the 0.87

01:31:10.180 that show corporate that you're doing oh it's a blast jake and matt are fucking brilliant they're 0.98

01:31:14.420 the only scripts i've ever read that have made me like laugh out loud it's a fun show it's fucking 0.56

01:31:18.660 good you do you do dramatic acting sometimes i do do you like it more or less than comedy acting

01:31:25.160 i like comedy acting more just because everyone's in the mood to like laugh and vibe if i do drama

01:31:30.020 i'm someone who can be like crying and then i'm like the moment they yell cut i'm like let's eat 0.70

01:31:33.920 lunch but i deal with a lot of actors in the drama space who are like don't fucking talk to me i have 0.53

01:31:38.960 to be in this thing and i'm like okay all right yeah for sure you know i found if i ever did any 0.83

01:31:44.980 sort of like i don't want to say dramatic but like serious acting even i would go home in the

01:31:50.420 same mood and it would sort of ruin my day oh yeah like it was hard for me to get out of that space

01:31:55.040 yeah so comedy acting it's i mean i'm happy for you yeah because it's just to me so much more fun

01:32:00.080 it is are you trying to be a an actor or no uh i will later eventually i'm sure yeah but like i had

01:32:07.000 a run for a little bit and then i really i really fell out of love with the hurry up and wait

01:32:13.880 process and and fell more in love with just creating my own stuff it was just so much more

01:32:19.380 you can do both and like we've we've we've actually dabbled in uh especially in the past

01:32:27.800 like eight months a more evolved form of storytelling and we even made a short film

01:32:33.080 you should actually watch it you'd probably like it do you think the earth is flat first off

01:32:36.860 no okay you'd probably like it what's it called uh flat earth to the edge and back okay here's a

01:32:43.580 quick synopsis um i logan paul went to the flat earth convention under the guise that i am on the

01:32:51.140 brink of becoming a flat earther they believe me they fell for it they were excited to have me

01:32:54.840 because we were filming a documentary about my journey yeah i think the earth is flat they let

01:32:59.460 me speak on stage and uh we trolled them and the entire world and there's a there's such a growing

01:33:05.920 space for that type of content that blend satire the blend between like documentary

01:33:11.020 documentary yeah documentary you know i think that's huge right now and people are buying

01:33:16.680 documentary content because like every other day there's a new platform yeah that's coming out 0.90

01:33:21.380 fucking quibby now fucking quibby dude yeah what do you know about quibby spin decent amount 0.94

01:33:27.040 uh yeah some of these the bbc and national geographic are teaming up to put out a platform 0.99

01:33:34.520 as well so wow i think it's becoming like we went from like cable to now cable seriously

01:33:41.680 which i think is great you know and if there's a way where you can get a package of all these

01:33:47.580 different distribution channels it works out so well for people like us who are creating content

01:33:53.280 you don't need to go to a huge studio to be an actor anymore you can create it it's much more

01:33:58.960 lucrative if you're creating it on your own i mean tv money is pretty fucking lucrative as well but i

01:34:03.500 I have a, like, development just takes so long.

01:34:06.120 Oh, yeah.

01:34:06.840 Oh, yeah.

01:34:07.360 You're also at that stage, I feel like, because you've built up a resume.

01:34:12.620 Well, that and most of the money comes from when you're a producer and you get back in points.

01:34:16.960 Do you ask for that?

01:34:19.540 Yes, of course.

01:34:20.520 Whoa.

01:34:21.100 If I'm creator and writer.

01:34:23.040 If I'm just, like, an actor on the show, then no.

01:34:25.220 But TV money is pretty good, but it does take, like, two plus years in development.

01:34:29.500 Yeah.

01:34:30.500 So it's good to, I think, do both.

01:34:31.700 the immediate gratification of digital 1.00

01:34:33.540 and then have a bunch of shit 1.00

01:34:35.020 in your other baskets. 1.00

01:34:36.260 Yep.

01:34:37.660 All right, well,

01:34:38.380 I'm going to go eat some lunch.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 19, 2019

E125 ANNA AKANA AND LOGAN PAUL SQUASH THE BEEF - IMPAULSIVE EP. 125

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