Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E126 LOGAN PAUL PROVES HE’S NOT A SOCIOPATH - IMPAULSIVE EP. 126

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00:02:12.220 That's exactly what they're doing right here.

00:02:14.660 That's exactly what they're f***ing doing.

00:02:16.680 They're trying to sensationalize something, get views, and get traffic. 0.97

00:02:21.580 I don't give a f*** if it's to a good cause.

00:02:24.160 You do not do it like that. 0.95

00:02:26.080 You do not.

00:02:26.820 it's so sad to me that our education system has gotten to this point it's so sad

00:02:33.880 all right boys have some shots got three shots here what do we got what what is in those what

00:02:47.060 do you think my daily dose red bull human piss three shots of red bull my guy all right

00:02:54.780 it's got to be like day 45 of soberness he's going for it he's too deep there he comes the

00:03:00.840 third uh-oh he's gonna be gassed so they're back mike bottom's up that a boy welcome back to

00:03:06.100 boss of the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching viewing

00:03:08.700 subscribing we're like 45 to 50 days sober right now mike's taking shots of red bull i'm feeling

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00:03:18.600 wait a second that wasn't red bull that was shannon briggs energy drink was it really and

00:03:23.740 I can only say one thing now. 0.79

00:03:26.440 Let's go, champ.

00:03:27.220 Let's go, champ.

00:03:27.880 Let's go, champ.

00:03:29.000 Champ, as you guys know, we are in training camp for my fight against KSI coming up on November 9th at the Staples Center.

00:03:34.320 It's going to be huge.

00:03:35.180 I think it's going to be one of the biggest boxing events of the year.

00:03:37.580 Training hard for this fight.

00:03:39.080 We're post-press conference now.

00:03:40.880 The team is in full effect.

00:03:42.260 Everything's great here, if I'm being honest.

00:03:44.660 We went to the Canelo Alvarez press conference yesterday.

00:03:47.660 That's right.

00:03:48.000 And the guy from DAZN came on and started talking.

00:03:51.400 and he's like we've got some joint events

00:03:53.600 planned this year for all you disowned

00:03:55.400 subscribers and started listening to them off 0.99

00:03:57.280 and I go you better fucking say it 0.98

00:03:59.280 and then he's like and Logan 0.98

00:04:01.520 Poole vs KSI 0.99

00:04:03.480 and I was like you better fucking say it 0.97

00:04:05.180 well cause they've left us out and we called them out on this 0.95

00:04:07.120 they left us out on some of the posters and it's like

00:04:09.520 yo what's good we're professional fighters

00:04:11.360 now it's legit no head guards I'm risking my 0.99

00:04:13.480 life for this put me on that fucking poster 0.99

00:04:15.220 but it was so interesting to see 0.99

00:04:17.480 the way a

00:04:19.440 legitimate boxing press conferences run yo so professional professional these guys are looking

00:04:24.540 good the fighters they meet they're like shaking hands well good luck on the by the way your hair

00:04:28.720 looks your kids are all right guys photo time photo time all right and uh go back to it yo and

00:04:35.320 the one thing i noticed was we were there and everybody there was so amped and so professional

00:04:40.220 and i hate to say this because at 34 years old i expect more from myself we were we cannot go 1.00

00:04:45.420 anywhere together morons just idiots especially in a serious setting dude we're just making jokes 1.00

00:04:50.840 about everything like this girl this lady named kathy came up who's like a commissioner of some 1.00

00:04:54.780 sort and like you know she gave her speech she finishes 60 year old lady like yeah kathy

00:05:00.180 screaming all right and every ryan garcia comes up i'm like i love you ryan all right everybody

00:05:07.360 looking at you oh yeah oh yeah canelo comes up you want to know what it what is that what what

00:05:12.160 What'd you do?

00:05:13.800 Oh, I couldn't know!

00:05:16.480 Yeah.

00:05:17.400 Every person we saw up there,

00:05:19.520 my thing when I watch press conferences

00:05:21.040 or when I'm out in public,

00:05:22.040 I look at people and I make up stories

00:05:23.840 of what they're thinking in their head.

00:05:25.540 So there was this one bald guy with a mustache,

00:05:27.500 and I was like,

00:05:28.260 I remember when I designed the Monopoly game,

00:05:30.580 and I still don't know what's the difference

00:05:32.080 between community chess and chances.

00:05:33.660 And I'm saying it all out loud,

00:05:35.180 and everyone's just dying around us.

00:05:36.820 Yeah, some dude looked like he just finished

00:05:38.260 signing the Declaration of Independence.

00:05:39.420 Oh, that's good.

00:05:40.160 Zach replica.

00:05:40.740 and popped his way up on the stand.

00:05:42.900 That's good.

00:05:43.440 But yeah, it was cool

00:05:44.680 because like if you saw our press conference,

00:05:47.540 not quite the same. 0.99

00:05:49.420 I said, JJ has no dick 0.99

00:05:51.140 and he had just learned it apparently. 1.00

00:05:53.360 Right. 0.99

00:05:53.980 Yeah, damn confirmed. 1.00

00:05:55.120 He goes, what? 1.00

00:05:56.540 Ask your mom.

00:05:57.840 It would be boring though

00:05:58.800 if society didn't have people like you guys,

00:06:01.440 in my opinion.

00:06:02.340 I know.

00:06:02.920 There's got to be some spice, bro.

00:06:04.740 Bro, it's such a dynamic balance to society. 1.00

00:06:07.540 Us obnoxious morons play a pivotal role. 0.99

00:06:10.360 well it's tough it's tough for people to digest with us too because like he he happens to be a 1.00

00:06:17.620 giant child but he's also going to beat the shit out of you in the ring he's also got more views 0.96

00:06:22.200 than you on youtube i'm a giant child i happen to be fucking amazing at business like it's so 0.99

00:06:27.160 people are like i want to fuck with these people and by the way we're fucking cast the god dang 0.99

00:06:31.780 novas with the wind like and huge huge cocks massive cocks yo yo yo tim dylan tim dylan who 1.00

00:06:38.680 i did a podcast with tim dylan's a comedian this is so fun and i went on theo vaughn's podcast and 0.92

00:06:43.980 it was me and tim dylan as the guests and this dude's hilarious by the way i want to have him

00:06:47.560 on the show but speaking on the like it is a bit of a tough camp to hate on because yeah we can be

00:06:54.120 a little cringe and a little obnoxious but we do have a lot of good things going for us and this

00:06:57.900 dude made a sketch or something on his podcast i want to try to pull this up all right i got it

00:07:02.000 this is it this was on uh tim dylan's podcast i think i did this podcast with logan paul all these

00:07:06.800 guys were like i can't believe you're doing a podcast with logan paul i hope you just roast 0.70

00:07:11.860 him i hope you and i'm like no i'm gonna ask him for a job you dumb fox the idea of comics ridiculing 0.97

00:07:17.780 youtube stars that's over what do you live in a mansion yeah yeah what are you living and you 0.98

00:07:23.320 could say to a guy like that hey i think your content sucks you go yeah it's not great i just 0.97

00:07:27.920 think it's so funny that i'm gonna get up there with my shitty fucking career and start talking 0.99

00:07:32.960 shit to this guy hey buddy i'm the real deal i'm a comic what do the pauls do i know i know they 0.99

00:07:39.360 went to the suicide farm team 10 is shakes logan is logang he's fighting ksi this black youtuber 0.99

00:07:46.360 from the uk it's a major event and they're selling at the staples center in la i'm hawking cbd 0.96

00:07:52.220 on a podcast and you want me to go shit on him what world are you in what o and a fantasy land 1.00

00:07:59.960 do you fucking people live it 1.00

00:08:02.460 that's incredible 1.00

00:08:04.780 I love that

00:08:05.580 I love that bro

00:08:08.640 yo Tim Dillon well said

00:08:10.760 he's coming on October 1st by the way

00:08:12.660 so that's going to be exciting

00:08:13.760 I feel like at this point

00:08:14.920 don't you think we've become those people

00:08:17.020 that it's like

00:08:17.740 I don't really want to go against these people

00:08:20.040 I think they're just so much fun

00:08:21.160 I want to be on their side

00:08:22.340 which I thought in the last press conference

00:08:26.280 when I was looking at KSI 0.99

00:08:27.240 I was like this motherfucker wants to be my friend right now 0.99

00:08:29.940 he wants to be he wants to be on our side yeah he wasn't he wasn't really giving you too much 0.99

00:08:34.780 eye contact it's kind of like looking at your mouth and your cheek like you want to just kind

00:08:38.300 of kiss you or something we got close once it's yo i'm always so curious did you edit the tears

00:08:43.880 or was that like from the sun by the way no i didn't i wasn't i was sweating but it went right

00:08:48.360 around my orbital and just i thought you edited the tear on no no no that was a legit like it

00:08:53.620 looked like i was crying incredible but it's so interesting with fighters like these two tough

00:08:57.040 guys get face to face like the boundary between love and hate is so thin nowadays between making

00:09:02.600 love and hating each other just right yeah i thought you guys were gonna start well think

00:09:06.320 about it why why why on god's green earth would i be that close to any human being unless i'm

00:09:11.040 gonna kiss them i've never been close to any person it's true that any any male that close

00:09:16.340 i'm like i think ksi it's like girls and then ksi is right right on the bottom of that list go

00:09:21.480 Well, are we sticking with the boxing?

00:09:24.240 Because I just thought of the Anna Akana interview or podcast that we did.

00:09:29.080 And I was looking through the feedback because she shared it out.

00:09:32.080 I always like when our guests share the stuff out because that's great.

00:09:34.760 And I saw some feedback from some, like, massive, like, left-wing guy.

00:09:39.200 And she said, you know, basically, healthy debate and civil discourse seems like dying,

00:09:43.820 but it was a great exercise by talking to Logan on so many important issues.

00:09:46.440 Very respectful.

00:09:47.680 I love the guy, but, you know, we had a healthy discussion.

00:09:50.120 And this guy said, I mean, yeah, but you're also normalizing him and lending your weight

00:09:53.720 and audience to him.

00:09:54.460 So sometimes healthy debate and civil discourse are counterproductive, even when we're aiming

00:09:58.100 to have a more civil and rational society.

00:10:01.000 And Anna said, by the way, she responded to him and said, I disagree.

00:10:03.700 She did.

00:10:04.180 I think that thought process right there, that logic is toxic.

00:10:07.980 I think that's how you don't make any progress ever.

00:10:10.280 So I went down his page and he had made another tweet.

00:10:13.640 What's his dude's name?

00:10:14.700 I'm not going to say.

00:10:15.640 I'll say it.

00:10:15.940 have to do that he went on he went on yesterday and 14 hours ago which i i guess was right after

00:10:25.460 she posted it he went with one that was kind of like this i'm not going to defend i'm not going

00:10:31.180 to defend cancel culture and i definitely think people deserve an opportunity to repent and

00:10:34.740 redeem themselves but when someone mediocre has a lucrative career in entertainment and there are

00:10:39.980 more funnier many funnier and more interesting people maybe a little judging is okay to which

00:10:44.600 i responded quickly but just keep in mind that you're deep do you have oh but just keep yeah go

00:10:51.320 but just keep in mind that you're deeming them mediocre might be in contrast to the reason that

00:10:55.300 they have this lucrative career because the masses find them to be anything but mediocre as long as

00:10:59.400 you never mistake your opinion for fact you can judge all you want like great we appreciate your

00:11:04.000 minority opinion on it like i'm glad that you have it but guess what unfortunately no one's

00:11:08.380 looking for your opinion on it there's millions and millions of people that find not only logan

00:11:12.780 but impulsive

00:11:14.060 and all the other entities

00:11:14.860 we work on

00:11:15.480 to be much more

00:11:16.340 than mediocre

00:11:16.860 I'll tell you what happened

00:11:17.580 or we're just like

00:11:18.440 we're so mediocre

00:11:19.220 we're the number one 0.97

00:11:20.440 mediocre people

00:11:21.520 you know what I'm saying

00:11:22.300 we're the best

00:11:22.980 we're the best at being okay

00:11:23.660 exactly

00:11:24.260 we're the number one

00:11:25.640 okay people

00:11:27.100 in the world

00:11:27.700 I'm fine with that

00:11:28.640 same

00:11:29.360 I'm fine with that

00:11:30.480 same

00:11:30.900 I don't want to be perfect

00:11:31.920 here's what happened here

00:11:32.700 screw that

00:11:32.980 Scott Metter 0.79

00:11:33.740 my guy

00:11:34.700 he got that blue check 1.00

00:11:36.340 damn 0.99

00:11:36.940 and now 1.00

00:11:37.780 now his opinion matters

00:11:39.960 it's true

00:11:40.400 he's got four likes

00:11:41.420 now he's from Gilbert

00:11:42.480 No, he's like, come on, dawg. 0.99

00:11:44.820 By the way, how the fuck did you get verified? 1.00

00:11:48.280 Fucking A, dude. 1.00

00:11:48.940 You're following the same amount of followers as you got. 1.00

00:11:51.720 Yeah.

00:11:52.120 It's kind of messed up, Twitter, because I got 44,000, 47, and my Twitter is, by the

00:11:57.980 way, probably the dopest thing on Twitter.

00:12:00.180 Follow him on Twitter right now.

00:12:01.600 At Mike Malak.

00:12:01.900 Yeah, he's incredible.

00:12:02.860 But here's what, Eric, this is interesting.

00:12:04.900 Good segue.

00:12:05.520 Don't follow Spencer.

00:12:06.420 Don't.

00:12:06.960 At Spencer Vibes.

00:12:08.220 Don't do this.

00:12:08.620 Don't do it.

00:12:09.120 Don't.

00:12:09.420 Don't.

00:12:09.880 Please.

00:12:10.780 Verification, dude.

00:12:11.520 youtube is rolling back verifications they're stripping away verified youtube channels this

00:12:17.380 this came on uh it's popped off today this is a brand new thing i didn't know youtube even

00:12:22.580 verified also didn't know to monetize or what is that i have no idea uh but i'm sure they're not

00:12:28.100 just like taking something back that wasn't even it wasn't there hey give me that gift i gave you

00:12:32.700 and by the way that would still call it that would still cause an uproar but oh oh look i'm 0.90

00:12:36.640 on my youtube channel right now looks like i still got it boys oh shit little great check 19.8 0.57

00:12:44.060 almost there some some some creators are not happy about this guys they're they're they're 0.66

00:12:50.380 complaining that youtube is rude is is stripping back the legitimacy of being a creator uh any

00:12:59.380 opinions i have some as a as a youtuber myself i mean i don't have the check and i also have to

00:13:04.580 say to spencer's point of it being like a gift that someone didn't give you it's almost like

00:13:08.280 charlie coming on and taking the shoes back that he gave me in the beginning of that show 0.75

00:13:11.700 he never gave me any fucking shoes so i don't have a check so i guess i don't have an opinion 0.93

00:13:15.640 let me ask you something mike does it bother you you're not verified on twitter on twitter 0.96

00:13:19.740 no actually it doesn't i maybe one percent yeah like i want to be verified on twitter but i also 0.61

00:13:26.640 don't give that much of a fuck because at the end of the day it's a system for customer service 0.89

00:13:30.920 engagement so it's fucking twitter dude like i love it but like i tweet at delta so at first i 1.00

00:13:36.820 my opinion was i don't know why creators are placing so much validation on a stupid check 0.98

00:13:46.580 mark on your youtube channel and if you're not verified maybe therein lies the problem because 0.84

00:13:52.640 you place happiness on like being validated by youtube but then i think the problem is that

00:14:00.480 they're rolling it back so they're saying hey you you were okay to have this credential and now

00:14:07.220 you're not they're not taking checks away no no no yes they are that's the problem they used to

00:14:11.940 the verge reported they used to give check marks to anybody who had a hundred thousand subscribers

00:14:17.820 so now they're releasing new criteria which by the way i don't think that's a a bad criteria like

00:14:24.160 how many people have a hundred thousand subscribers i think now it's like if if your

00:14:29.600 channel is being duplicated and people are trying to impersonate you obviously that happens with my

00:14:34.560 channel but some some big creators like i know lena was tweeting about it yeah um some big

00:14:39.300 creators who are indeed being impersonated on youtube are uh getting their validation of the 0.83

00:14:45.080 verification stripped away which is so i mean it's a little it's a little fucked up yeah i'm not sure

00:14:49.840 do you think some of this is like the crossfire of just youtube being as big as they are a lot 0.74

00:14:55.520 of it is i think i think that's why you have a lot of the you know all the adpocalypse all the

00:14:59.360 stuff that's happened over the past couple years i mean that's the cost of being the boss you know

00:15:03.440 that heavy lies the crown they just they got all these problems i'll tell you what though twitter 0.99

00:15:09.140 youtube all that shit's cool you take away my god dang ig check i'm going to fucking war and 1.00

00:15:14.720 I'm going out in the fucking streets, bro, 1.00

00:15:17.080 and I'm ready to hunt and just annihilate. 1.00

00:15:19.980 That's a big one. 0.99

00:15:20.880 That's the biggest, bro.

00:15:22.060 Well, because IG, like-

00:15:23.400 That actually is significant.

00:15:25.020 IG, well, it's-

00:15:26.260 It's so blue.

00:15:27.300 It plays a huge part in-

00:15:28.380 It's so blue.

00:15:28.980 In social construct, like in real life.

00:15:32.860 Like when Mike goes out to a club, dude,

00:15:34.080 you want to know the only reason why girls talk to him? 0.99

00:15:37.120 Blue check. 1.00

00:15:37.480 Blue check, of course. 1.00

00:15:38.580 Nothing, like being funny, none of that shit. 0.99

00:15:40.780 None of that. 0.98

00:15:41.320 They're like, you're like-

00:15:41.760 Blue check.

00:15:42.240 And by the way-

00:15:42.860 How do they know, though?

00:15:43.720 That's my thing.

00:15:44.380 is it like an aura that kind of glows around somebody i'll tell you how i'll tell you how

00:15:49.240 i wear a name tag i'm not gonna say his name but someone used to uh someone i worked with

00:15:54.520 used to do this oh god we'd go out to a club and this person would uh put girls in his story in

00:16:05.040 his instagram story and then he'd tag them and at first i was like what like what are you doing

00:16:10.460 kind of like giving these girls

00:16:13.000 they're putting them on for no reason

00:16:14.520 giving these girls free clout

00:16:15.940 and I understood the strategy was 0.81

00:16:18.760 after he tags them

00:16:20.500 they get notified, they go to his page

00:16:22.860 and they're like oh

00:16:23.880 he's got a following and a blue check

00:16:26.700 mission accomplished

00:16:30.340 and by the way

00:16:33.560 respect, working smarter not harder

00:16:36.120 because sometimes that clout is

00:16:38.420 all these girls are looking for yeah i feel like the instagram note or the uh blue check just

00:16:44.020 cuts through the noise though oh you get ranked at the top your profile starts growing that's the

00:16:48.980 biggest thing that by the way that in my eyes that is the biggest benefit of having a blue check

00:16:55.160 is your rot your rise to the top of comments so if i go comment on justin bieber's post i'm gonna

00:17:02.120 be in the top five comments okay do you know what that does for five so that's why a lot of times

00:17:06.480 you'll see so many people commenting even though they don't really have oga safari i'm sorry you're

00:17:10.660 guilty of it she comments on every picture anybody posts because she and she's smart it's a smart

00:17:15.520 business move because she knows that people are going to see her at the top and follow i'm not

00:17:19.340 convinced oga's doing that for business she just loves us all yeah for sure uh hey i got more than

00:17:26.160 one hat you know that right like right on physically right now but i have more than one 0.98

00:17:31.880 I've been getting some shit lately for this sweaty-ass LA hat. 0.97

00:17:34.820 A lot of people are commenting. 0.99

00:17:36.500 Same hat.

00:17:37.180 Whoa.

00:17:37.680 He does have more than one hat. 0.99

00:17:38.900 Holy crap. 0.99

00:17:39.660 A lot of hats. 1.00

00:17:40.460 Damn. 0.99

00:17:41.920 I've never worn 90%. 0.99

00:17:43.280 By the way, look at this one that just happens to be in there.

00:17:45.540 Remember this hat? 0.52

00:17:46.320 It was chewed up by Ginger the dog.

00:17:48.140 No.

00:17:48.380 This is mine, bro.

00:17:49.320 Wow.

00:17:49.960 You've got to save that, dude.

00:17:51.220 That's going in the Smithsonian for sure.

00:17:52.620 This is the Olympic dab hat.

00:17:53.880 Yeah.

00:17:54.300 Does this look familiar?

00:17:55.920 You know what?

00:17:56.980 I've been debating with people because I interviewed you back in 2017 for my documentary.

00:18:01.880 you're wearing that hat shut up yeah and i've talked to multiple people that i it might be the

00:18:09.520 move to re-interview you the content's great don't get me wrong i would love to watch it 0.95

00:18:14.940 you've just evolved you know what i'm saying evolved i in an interview recently i had for

00:18:20.180 your hair is like floating bro it's like talking with you light back in the day like defied gravity

00:18:27.560 bro and that was when that is like the logan paul that all the like younger fans miss they're

00:18:31.960 like we want back the gravity defying logan paul where his hair just floated bro it looked like he

00:18:38.940 stuck his finger it's like it's like it's like a it was like a mud flap but like you know like for

00:18:43.380 the forehead it was good it was good it was good it was cute yeah it's fine yeah we get it somebody

00:18:49.840 sent me 10 bucks for talking about christianity on the podcast yesterday it's good on venmo 10

00:18:55.200 bucks on venmo for bringing the lord jesus into the conversation shout out jesus shout out jesus

00:19:00.020 shout out the guy that sent me the 10 bucks yeah christianity is a religion that's a fact

00:19:05.520 um i was gonna say something about uh the documentary yeah i i i've evolved for sure

00:19:10.060 and by the way my evolution is making me realize that everyone evolves or you shouldn't like make

00:19:17.460 that a goal what uh mac is mac in the room my friend mac taught me about this uh this principle

00:19:23.780 or this this theory i forget what it's called oh it's like something growth theory where you don't

00:19:30.220 want to start off the best you can be right away hell it's it's it's it's good to start

00:19:35.460 even i was gonna say mediocre even less than mediocre and gives you room to grow and adapt

00:19:40.800 and evolve to become that best thing uh a prime example would be any artist who has come out with

00:19:46.800 a hit and they go number one right off the bat you know how hard it is to follow up with a with

00:19:52.200 the number one hit like Lil Nas X is kind of doing a good job of it but you think of that one song

00:19:56.740 Fireflies that came out you would not believe your eyes 10 million fireflies by Owl City like

00:20:04.320 where did they go like so many just songs specifically in music industry we see it the 0.97

00:20:09.540 most but I like that I am evolving and I did have that period of just like cringe shit and by the 0.64

00:20:15.900 way i'm still at like the just the tail end of it like yeah i need a i need one big thing to set 0.98

00:20:21.880 me over make me an adult i don't know what it is if i had the rest of my 15 of my balls back i think 0.85

00:20:28.040 i'd be there but i'm not i'm serious bro probably would because that's just making me a child still

00:20:33.040 i i heard uh i i don't remember who said it but um it's a start that stops most people

00:20:38.280 and i love that quote because it's exactly what you're describing so many of us get in these

00:20:44.080 ideas in our head i have to be perfect it has to be you know perfectly planned and unless it's

00:20:48.360 planned i'm not gonna start i'm not gonna do it and you know i'm guilty of that at times but that's

00:20:53.360 why i'm like trying to put out youtube content just trying to move it forward little bit by little 0.74

00:20:57.080 bit dive in and i'll post something and i'll be like this is so stupid like it's horrible but i'm 0.62

00:21:02.860 like hey at least i'm like learning at least that feedback is coming back where i can see myself 0.97

00:21:07.860 looking stupid yeah and i i tweeted this the other day like vulnerability wins when you're

00:21:14.120 vulnerable it's like people might make fun of you and if you're not strong-willed like you'll be 1.00

00:21:19.540 you'll take that offense and you'll be like damn i'm gonna stop but if you're like fuck it dude i 0.99

00:21:23.560 look i know i look like an idiot right now but i'm just gonna keep doing it you're gonna win 1.00

00:21:27.680 and they're not they're gonna watch you win can i go on a quick tangent before you say i was gonna 0.86

00:21:31.680 touch on it but i'll wait till after you're done i was gonna say uh when ksi and i were face to

00:21:37.020 face and the second time he goes he said something like uh he goes what are you gonna cry like you 0.76

00:21:44.600 did last year and I was like what the fuck is this guy talking about and then I was like oh I 0.98

00:21:48.100 remember I remember we we released a trailer of of our documentary that we made that's coming out 0.92

00:21:54.760 and there's an emotional an emotional scene I broke down yeah and I cried and I I hadn't cried

00:22:01.920 in like five years dude

00:22:03.440 and I started crying

00:22:04.460 and we got it on film

00:22:06.000 which is crazy

00:22:06.680 because I never cry

00:22:07.660 and I think that's what

00:22:08.460 he was referencing

00:22:09.040 and so I go

00:22:10.820 like instead of like

00:22:12.600 trying to be tough guy

00:22:13.260 I was like

00:22:13.580 what you never cry before dude

00:22:14.840 and that's when I hit him 0.95

00:22:16.020 in the chest 0.65

00:22:16.380 I was like yo 0.99

00:22:16.880 you're so fucking tough 0.98

00:22:18.160 and that's when I started 1.00

00:22:19.280 like jerking off 1.00

00:22:20.100 my invisible dick 1.00

00:22:20.840 I was like 1.00

00:22:21.140 somebody got the picture

00:22:21.780 I was like you're such a big guy

00:22:23.880 so strong huh

00:22:25.900 you never cry

00:22:26.860 and yeah man

00:22:28.500 it's good to be vulnerable

00:22:29.320 like man

00:22:29.780 I'll cry whenever 0.98

00:22:31.220 I goddamn feel like it. And guess what? 0.97

00:22:33.560 You ain't gonna do shit! 1.00

00:22:35.540 Are you gonna cry now? 0.99

00:22:37.040 Maybe.

00:22:38.700 Yeah, dude, crying, it feels so

00:22:41.160 good, too, after. Don't be a pussy 1.00

00:22:43.080 about it, Spencer Jesus. It feels good. 1.00

00:22:45.480 I was just gonna say this.

00:22:46.820 Will you let it out? Oh, come on.

00:22:49.100 Don't call me a bitch. Hold on a second. 1.00

00:22:50.440 Oh, no, I cried recently. It feels damn good.

00:22:52.800 Oh, John Cena made me cry. What?

00:22:54.780 Swear to God. That'll make you cry, actually. Swear to God.

00:22:56.800 Did he try to, like, tackle you into a pool?

00:22:59.100 No. It was, uh, he made this video.

00:23:01.220 where fans wrote him letters and thanked him for all the great things he did.

00:23:05.260 And then they came out real time and surprised him.

00:23:08.800 And John Cena just, he's the man, dude.

00:23:10.720 John Cena made me cry.

00:23:12.260 Did he cry?

00:23:13.440 Huh?

00:23:13.700 Did he cry?

00:23:14.340 Yeah, he did.

00:23:14.900 Okay, that'll make any man cry.

00:23:16.840 It was like that manly one-tier cry.

00:23:20.280 It just trickles down the nose.

00:23:21.900 And, you know, online, some people, this narrative has kind of passed,

00:23:26.060 but some people used to comment like, oh, he's a sociopath, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:23:29.060 and uh you know comments sometimes after a while you start to consider them you know i we we love

00:23:36.640 when people give us feedback on the show and comment that's how we improve and be the best 0.67

00:23:39.680 we can be and so eventually i was like yo am i fucking so so like whenever i start crying now 0.83

00:23:45.420 like i'll take i'll take a pic just to prove to myself like i'm crying and i i sent it to i sent 0.89

00:23:51.020 it to a girl and wow and she she said that's a power move well we'll do like i don't know girls

00:23:57.000 love crying. Get careful with how you

00:23:59.080 use that, though. That's a weapon.

00:24:01.000 What? Bro, who cares,

00:24:03.240 dude? Like, if you don't cry,

00:24:06.400 look, look, look.

00:24:09.260 I don't know. You did a video? I think

00:24:13.020 so.

00:24:15.220 Wow. What the hell was that? 0.53

00:24:17.020 Bro, man, we go back and forth. 0.94

00:24:18.720 You drew a mustache on her face. 0.98

00:24:20.760 This girl always sent each other. Yeah, I was

00:24:22.920 thinking about what you were saying about starting

00:24:24.740 too, about, like, starting somewhere

00:24:26.900 Like I got to find this video of me crying

00:24:32.420 What just happens like LA traffic

00:24:35.120 Like I am going

00:24:35.900 Stop

00:24:36.980 I can't stop crying

00:24:41.660 Oh my god

00:24:45.180 It's amazing

00:24:47.660 Yo shout out John Cena

00:24:49.380 We love you John Cena 1.00

00:24:51.440 Did you just send that to a girl 1.00

00:24:55.100 Yeah

00:24:55.480 dude john cena made me cry this guy that made me that made me cringe so bad the fact that you're

00:25:04.840 recording yourself crying makes me like well because we were i didn't got a document it was

00:25:09.460 more of like a document no it was more of like i told this girl i was like hey joke john cena made

00:25:14.900 me cry and she's like what how and then i sent that video like i'm i'm in tears right now and 0.80

00:25:20.340 also like i said to prove to myself that i'm not a fucking sociopath that's good what were you 0.84

00:25:25.280 gonna say no i was just gonna say he's the the point he made about one all the way back to to 0.89

00:25:30.380 starting low that's a that's a great point i look back to my own story about that too from how low

00:25:36.280 can you actually start you know and so it's been a great rise and fun to watch but also about

00:25:40.700 starting how do you think i felt the first day i did the night shift do you know what the there

00:25:45.120 was a piece of by the way there still is a piece of paper that announces it there's just one piece

00:25:49.720 of paper right here and i walked in here and sat down with the camera and said i have no idea what

00:25:53.660 i'm doing right now and like literally look at it now you know almost 200 000 subs 250 to 700

00:25:58.460 000 views a video like you just have to start just start anything you may hate it you may think it's

00:26:03.120 cringe you may think it sucks but by the way people might watch it and be like yo it's the

00:26:07.260 best thing i've ever seen in my life which is what's that which what happened to me have you

00:26:10.160 guys seen the patriot act from hassan uh hassan minaj the movie right with mel gibson no it's a

00:26:15.520 new show on netflix that's the patriot great great movie by the way that's phenomenal what's it

00:26:19.840 called uh the patriot act super good show and um we were talking the other day i don't i don't know

00:26:26.180 his full story but um i know one of his friends who this guy's been like he's tried to release

00:26:30.780 his own series multiple times they've gotten cut like people told him like he's not funny like he's

00:26:35.840 tried to do stand-ups and now his show is crushing it crushing it on netflix i love that so it's cool

00:26:41.100 because so many people like try and try and try and fail and by the way it's not crazy unfamiliar

00:26:47.440 that a lot of people start low for example oh what do we got justin trudeau oh ah we're going

00:26:55.280 there huh i mean i mean i guess we're here wow so he's what he's the prime minister of canada

00:27:00.120 canada so you think he's a nice guy he probably is a nice guy he's probably probably a decent man

00:27:07.080 but the problem is something just came out recently homie did blackface in 2001 he dressed 0.70

00:27:13.100 up as aladdin and went real dark white brown brown face brown face yeah it's brown face i'm 0.57

00:27:18.500 colorblind that's what they're calling it i'm legitimately colorblind and he's like just

00:27:21.440 choking choking somebody out that's monica lewinski monica made her way out to canada

00:27:28.880 wow this is this this man this is brown body i mean gee not a spot missed what the f so this

00:27:34.760 came out and he said he's sorry and he didn't mean to do it somehow and for some reason the

00:27:39.420 video where he apologized was on an airplane did anyone else think this was weird he's on a he's

00:27:44.440 on a passenger jet let's get the set yeah let's just knock this out real quick i gotta get back

00:27:49.560 up to first class man once again did you see uh i want to pull up the other image scroll up a little

00:27:55.540 bit because he it's interesting because he posted a picture as well yeah go over here to the left

00:28:01.440 with a couple guys who are middle eastern oh and they don't seem they don't seem to offend

00:28:05.800 back then well he was trying to be aladdin oh okay that was that was i think that's what he 0.99

00:28:10.400 was trying to dress up as um but fuck i mean i'll say it again no one's safe no one's safe 0.94

00:28:16.640 like this came out 2001 yeah wow yeah that's a while this came out man and like once again for 0.99

00:28:22.520 the thousandth time in my career i'm like yo i'm i'm like checking my past i'm like did i do any 0.94

00:28:28.260 like fucked up shit like did i ever do brown face uh and i know i didn't but who knows there's deep 0.97

00:28:35.000 fakes now i'm terrified of i know um what's his name pusha t made drake a brown face or something 0.99

00:28:42.760 on his on his diss track like i don't know like with photoshop and everything i'm i'm i'm getting

00:28:47.880 so scared this always brings me back to tropic thunder robert downey jr oh yeah classic like

00:28:54.740 i mean it's a how can you you know i i'm not saying this is okay to do but nobody really

00:29:03.360 Did people get mad at him?

00:29:04.540 That one was different because he was just a dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.

00:29:09.660 Because it's acting, right?

00:29:11.400 This one is far different when it's Justin Trudeau in brownface.

00:29:17.240 And the reason it's different is because it's not different at all. 0.99

00:29:21.100 I don't give a shit about this. 0.99

00:29:22.020 It was 20 fucking years ago. 1.00

00:29:24.220 Who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:29:25.340 The problem is he holds a position of utmost responsibility. 0.99

00:29:31.780 Did he then?

00:29:33.360 i don't think i don't think it matters i think the perception is that anyone who will ever be

00:29:39.080 in that position should be an outstanding human throughout the entirety of their life like trump

00:29:43.400 so are we saying that in order to be a successful celeb public figure whatever nowadays you quite

00:29:49.960 literally have to have a perfect life you better be able to go back and make sure that at no point 0.97

00:29:54.640 in your life even in your young adolescence did you do anything to fuck see the good thing about 0.99

00:29:58.600 See, the good thing about me is my entire life has been a fuck-up. 0.99

00:30:03.420 You can't pick out a single one point because I'm going to be like, 0.97

00:30:05.340 did you see what I did a week earlier?

00:30:07.460 That's the one you're going to bring up?

00:30:09.280 A week earlier I did something that was 50 times worse, but I'm open about it.

00:30:12.660 Yeah, I think that's the difference is you wear it.

00:30:15.180 You wear it on your sleeve.

00:30:16.960 And some people like Trudeau, they look perfect.

00:30:21.500 They look like someone who's very charming.

00:30:23.420 And you want to believe that they're perfect.

00:30:25.920 That's what I'm saying.

00:30:26.540 And when you find out they're deceiving you, they're, like, not telling you, like, they made mistakes, they're a normal human being, you're like, what the, you know, you'd get pissed.

00:30:34.120 Because I remember when Trump said about going out on 5th Ave to shoot people, that was, like, the first, that was, like, the first time I knew that he was, like, one of those people that you couldn't cancel.

00:30:43.420 Because he's like, yo, I live.

00:30:46.320 Obvious that this is something that was deeply regrettable.

00:30:51.120 I am wary of of being definitive about this because the.

00:31:01.260 Wait, that's where you're going to stop it?

00:31:02.960 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:03.360 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:31:04.140 I was kind of in it. 0.99

00:31:05.040 I just wanted to see him for a sec.

00:31:06.520 I don't know.

00:31:08.580 I just do.

00:31:09.500 I mean, look, apology videos are amusing.

00:31:11.600 I'm going to be mine has 53 million views, more views than most of all my content. 0.93

00:31:15.580 Like people love to watch people fuck up and then apologize. 0.97

00:31:19.000 can you get a platinum like record for like apology videos yeah fuck yeah hell yeah 100 million 100 0.98

00:31:25.600 million streams you get a platinum plaque let's upload that on spotify asap talking of people 0.99

00:31:30.820 fucking up i'm surprised we didn't go with this one first before justin trudeau 0.86

00:31:35.120 six nine is in court and he is ratting on everybody oh wow everybody not a single person 0.99

00:31:45.000 is safe in in the past two days he was he has claimed that rapper trippy red rapper jim jones

00:31:52.980 and even cardi b are gang members cardi b cardi b party with cardi and so literally whoa the first

00:32:01.880 yes the first thing i did when i heard that was reach out to his legal team

00:32:05.940 and i i so i dm'd wait listen i didn't tell you this yet i reached out to his legal team

00:32:13.560 through a contact that I have.

00:32:16.120 And they have,

00:32:18.020 along with testifying against Cardi B

00:32:19.840 and others, his legal team sent this statement.

00:32:22.520 He is, in the next

00:32:23.660 couple weeks, going to be testifying about

00:32:25.620 gang involvement with several members

00:32:27.720 of One Direction,

00:32:29.940 Kenan from Kenan and Kel,

00:32:31.980 Stephen Hawking, and

00:32:33.540 6ix9ine has personally

00:32:35.160 witnessed Abraham Lincoln putting

00:32:37.580 out hits for the...

00:32:39.140 in LA.

00:32:43.560 This is from his legal team.

00:32:45.360 Are you sure you got in touch with this legal team?

00:32:52.160 So all eyes are watching this case over the next couple of weeks.

00:32:56.980 I mean, this is breaking news.

00:33:00.720 Abe Lincoln.

00:33:04.540 You had me, but then once you said Abe.

00:33:07.620 How did I have you through Stephen Hawking?

00:33:09.920 I'm kidding.

00:33:10.320 I'm kidding.

00:33:10.660 You didn't have me.

00:33:11.260 Bro, this dude's just ratting on everyone.

00:33:14.660 Everyone, bro.

00:33:17.100 Wow, he's just going for it.

00:33:19.800 You think he could ever, if he miraculously somehow got out of jail anytime soon,

00:33:25.200 you think he could make his way back in the rap game?

00:33:27.320 No, dude, he's not going to make his way back to his house.

00:33:30.600 Yeah.

00:33:31.380 Here's why I disagree, bro.

00:33:32.320 I do, I have to too, because we did talk about this with some people.

00:33:35.780 Also with some people that have knowledge of the situation.

00:33:37.880 Do you think he's just going to pay every dollar he has for security?

00:33:40.520 yeah for sure but also okay so

00:33:42.860 some big time rappers like actual rappers 0.97

00:33:45.240 hip hop guys are like nah 6ix9ine 0.99

00:33:47.200 there's no chance he makes a comeback 1.00

00:33:48.920 in hip hop no one will take him seriously

00:33:50.660 here's a problem 1.00

00:33:51.560 the masses are idiots 1.00

00:33:55.140 a lot of people that 1.00

00:33:57.060 consume 6ix9ine music 0.97

00:33:58.780 don't give a fuck about 0.98

00:34:00.880 6ix9ine and what he did or didn't do 0.91

00:34:02.720 they just love the way the music sounds

00:34:04.480 so if he comes back and makes some slaps I'm sorry to say

00:34:07.340 I think he

00:34:08.600 jumped back on top

00:34:09.960 Real quick.

00:34:10.860 Do you think a record label would back him?

00:34:15.680 Somebody said potentially an international play.

00:34:18.960 Like, for example, is he Mexican?

00:34:21.920 Is he Mexican?

00:34:23.100 I don't know. 1.00

00:34:23.740 I think so.

00:34:24.280 I think so.

00:34:24.940 I think so.

00:34:25.620 I'm going to put my final answer.

00:34:28.980 Someone talked about, like, say he activates in Mexico,

00:34:31.680 and he goes down there and starts making, like, reggaeton. 0.55

00:34:35.340 Is that Mexican? 1.00

00:34:36.080 Fuck. 1.00

00:34:36.600 I don't know. 1.00

00:34:37.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:34:38.320 No. 1.00

00:34:38.800 Oh, that's not it at all.

00:34:40.220 Is that way wrong?

00:34:41.460 I'm pretty sure that's-

00:34:42.740 We can't cut that.

00:34:43.640 I didn't mean reggaeton.

00:34:45.160 What I meant to say was Latino music.

00:34:48.920 Latino tone.

00:34:49.720 Just run it. 1.00

00:34:50.220 Fuck it. 1.00

00:34:50.540 You got it. 1.00

00:34:51.680 Well, it's okay because Mike can't be canceled as we just learned.

00:34:55.160 That's true.

00:34:55.860 I'm like three things cancel worthy from this podcast.

00:34:59.080 Imagine that's why I get canceled.

00:35:01.040 Mike Malak has been canceled from a policy for calling Mexican rap reggaeton or Latino tone.

00:35:06.660 Yo, yo, yo.

00:35:07.980 Oh, it's going to happen.

00:35:09.440 Oh, I can't wait.

00:35:10.840 Five years from now.

00:35:11.920 You've been calling us for a while. 0.87

00:35:13.380 Bro, five years from now, I'm going to be killing it. 0.99

00:35:15.860 I'm going to be just murdering it, making bags, doing stuff. 0.99

00:35:21.580 And some clip from this dumbass podcast is going to come up. 1.00

00:35:25.120 And I'm just going to be like, fuck, dude. 1.00

00:35:27.100 Like, at the time, it made sense. 0.99

00:35:28.460 Even with the review team, at the time, it made sense.

00:35:31.420 And that's why when Mike blows up, sorry, bro. 0.72

00:35:33.720 Your race is against a reggae tone. 1.00

00:35:35.860 Damn it, dude. 1.00

00:35:36.680 Dude, I knew that was going to be the one that brought me down. 0.99

00:35:38.540 But then you can put this clip out and troll all the people who put that clip out.

00:35:43.780 Hey, hey, but I think cancer culture is slowly just – I think it's teetering off.

00:35:49.140 It's tapering off.

00:35:49.880 When I hang out with Banks on Sundays to watch football, he says that I say things like, get me some black coffee.

00:35:58.120 Black coffee.

00:35:59.000 Like my voice is just abrasive.

00:36:00.600 It's also – you have a – sometimes your accent.

00:36:03.100 You say water instead of water.

00:36:04.860 You say salve instead of solve.

00:36:06.680 Danny has an accent 0.98

00:36:08.320 she's from Indiana

00:36:09.000 this one was weird

00:36:10.000 this is the first time

00:36:11.020 I really had a problem

00:36:12.200 with Danny's speech

00:36:13.000 did she say warsh?

00:36:13.560 no she didn't say warsh

00:36:14.600 she goes

00:36:15.440 we need to teach Broly

00:36:16.860 how to sniff bombs

00:36:18.160 and I go

00:36:19.200 what do you mean

00:36:20.480 like lip balm?

00:36:21.300 bombs?

00:36:21.800 like chapstick? 0.96

00:36:22.500 she goes yeah

00:36:23.400 no no

00:36:24.200 no she goes no

00:36:24.860 like bombs

00:36:25.840 what are you saying

00:36:27.680 like cherry flavored

00:36:28.680 like

00:36:29.260 by the way

00:36:30.120 by the way

00:36:31.160 and she's 1.00

00:36:31.840 bombs 1.00

00:36:32.440 bombs

00:36:33.220 well you've been working on it

00:36:35.020 clearly

00:36:35.400 And I go, are you saying bombs?

00:36:38.380 And by the way, great suggestion

00:36:40.020 Why would my husky not be able to

00:36:42.140 Sniff bombs? He should be able to

00:36:43.900 And why did you think that was a good idea? I'm just curious

00:36:46.120 Because the trainer sent me a video

00:36:48.260 Oh, the trainer's

00:36:50.540 Other dogs can sniff bombs and ours can't

00:36:52.260 Our dogs are inferior, no problem

00:36:54.260 Yeah, you have one dog that can get

00:36:56.320 A tennis ball in the pool, you have the other one

00:36:58.160 That just kills everything 1.00

00:36:59.160 Yeah, but not anymore because her ovaries are removed 1.00

00:37:01.500 Is she less aggressive? And uterus 1.00

00:37:03.220 Because all day I've heard her viciously wanting to get out of your room. 1.00

00:37:07.240 She wants to play. 1.00

00:37:08.920 She can't. 0.95

00:37:09.320 She got the cone on her head.

00:37:10.680 The cone of shame.

00:37:11.740 Yeah, I feel bad.

00:37:12.900 I just forced Andre to pan over to Danny.

00:37:15.380 I read the comments in a couple of the last videos.

00:37:18.220 And they're like, we love Danny.

00:37:19.600 She seems like a breath of fresh air in the Maverick house.

00:37:22.740 Yes, she is.

00:37:23.500 We should have her on as a guest. 0.99

00:37:24.840 100%. 1.00

00:37:25.480 That would be awesome.

00:37:26.260 And two, people love audience interaction.

00:37:29.360 And we've learned that from the night show.

00:37:31.580 We need an audience cam.

00:37:32.800 People love seeing what the audience is doing when they clap, when they laugh.

00:37:36.880 And so that's why I wanted to get a quick close-up of Danian.

00:37:39.240 She's great.

00:37:40.020 I mean, she's great. 0.98

00:37:40.820 I mean, the girl is a breath of fresh air.

00:37:42.920 Hashtag talk like a pirate day.

00:37:44.320 It's today.

00:37:44.760 Can't believe it.

00:37:45.160 Hashtag talk like a pirate day.

00:37:46.760 Can't believe it.

00:37:47.200 You guys want to read the last text you sent as a pirate?

00:37:49.880 Yeah, man.

00:37:50.500 And by the way, I was a pirate in my last life, according to that one guy that we had on the show.

00:37:58.600 Yeah, you were.

00:37:59.300 Oh, no.

00:37:59.840 My last text was just this.

00:38:01.780 Ha.

00:38:02.800 Oh, oh, oh, I'll read the one before it.

00:38:06.560 You didn't think I would do it?

00:38:10.460 Yarr.

00:38:11.060 Sorry prepping for pod all morning. 0.98

00:38:13.400 Yes!

00:38:15.880 Wait, one more time?

00:38:17.360 Yarr.

00:38:19.940 Sorry for prepping for pod all morning.

00:38:23.120 Did you type Yarr?

00:38:24.940 Did you say Yarr?

00:38:25.520 No, I didn't.

00:38:26.320 I just added that.

00:38:28.100 It's like, what are the odds?

00:38:30.320 What do we got, Mike?

00:38:30.920 Mine was to Foozie.

00:38:32.800 I said, Yarr, what's your schedule tomorrow?

00:38:37.580 The format for big guests like you

00:38:39.500 is I come out to shoot a segment called Menial Tasks 0.96

00:38:42.240 where we do a dumb everyday task 0.60

00:38:44.480 while talking YouTube, boxing, and mental health, et cetera. 0.97

00:38:48.400 Walk the plank.

00:38:49.380 It's legit a 20-minute shoot.

00:38:51.820 Yarr.

00:38:52.520 That was great.

00:38:53.460 Good stuff.

00:38:54.100 That was fun.

00:38:55.040 That was great.

00:38:55.780 Thanks for that, Dylan.

00:38:56.800 I would have loved to be a pirate in my last life, bro. 0.99

00:38:58.960 Just fucking swashbuckling. 0.99

00:39:00.800 Swashbuckling with a sword. 1.00

00:39:01.660 Your dad was.

00:39:01.940 Walking planks.

00:39:02.800 a pirate yeah i believe i think your dad is a pirate still is he's still currently gb gb's

00:39:09.080 cooling off dog he's later years of his life yo he said something to me the other day and i checked

00:39:13.760 him on the phone a little bit he said i was like what are you doing daddy's like oh about to go

00:39:17.740 got to go uh about to go work on a house gotta get this money you know trying to trying to get 0.95

00:39:21.740 as much money as i can and i was like oh shit i was like dad what why are you complaining about 0.95

00:39:27.000 money of two rich-ass sons like if you need money ask me and i mean that like i uh my i remember i 0.99

00:39:33.940 loaned him money to fix his varicose veins in his leg yeah i've talked about this before on his on

00:39:38.420 this podcast he's like 12k and he's like you know logan that means a lot i want to want to let you

00:39:44.560 know i really appreciate it and by the way i i really i appreciated his gratitude but also it

00:39:50.040 was weird to hear him thanking me for being able to provide him something because he provided me

00:39:58.280 with the values I needed to get the thing that he needed oh yeah you know what I'm saying and so

00:40:03.280 and so it's like I like I owe my life to to him I feel like in many ways so I mean pops if you ever

00:40:11.300 need money like I got you we're one of the only cultures that kind of treats our elders the way

00:40:16.760 we do like we'll put people in a home and when you look at um like i lived in toronto for a couple

00:40:23.460 years and you know a lot of you know indian cultures chinese cultures like their family

00:40:29.240 moves in with them like when they're you know elders they move in with you they take care of

00:40:35.280 them i mean i'm kind of glad we don't have that structure to be honest but i know families that

00:40:38.880 do do that um but yeah it's a cultural thing you know that you know in the last few years of my

00:40:46.020 addiction i was lived with my grandfather he had parkinson's dementia cancer and the question was

00:40:53.320 always there like yo it's gotten to a point where we can't i mean it's it takes it's 24 hours a day

00:40:57.960 right 24 hours a day of like yo he just i don't want to even say what he would do he pooped on 0.90

00:41:03.480 the floor like the shit that i had seen literally literally like and and it's and and shout out to 0.98

00:41:09.120 all the nurses to the to the nurses to anyone working at a hospice to anyone working in a 0.98

00:41:15.160 retirement home i mean the the the strength and and just um dedication that these people have to

00:41:24.900 taking care of people in their last days yeah is is and having seen it for four years i i can

00:41:30.420 understand about how they do it for years and years and years i mean massive thanks to to those

00:41:35.440 people because that is that's incredible it's a next level of empathy that i strive to even be

00:41:40.520 able to understand one day people who when i ask people i always ask people strangers i'm like yo

00:41:47.500 what do you what do you like and i get the occasional i love taking care of other people

00:41:51.580 and so badly i just want to literally steal that trait from them i want to be like give me that

00:41:57.840 like if i could steal traits from people that would be one well hold on a second here's a

00:42:01.900 question for you have you ever tried it taking care of other people have you not not taking

00:42:06.980 care of but for example and you have i've seen you do some work with make a wish somewhere it's

00:42:12.720 it's it's uh it's it looks like they're seeking it they're seeking it completely unselfishly it's

00:42:21.980 like a lifestyle yes yeah yeah it's it's like if you were to ask me like what what do you like to

00:42:27.840 do i'd say create right their answer is help take care help people that's not the first i'm being

00:42:33.440 honest it's not the first thing that comes to my mind i think everybody's wired differently and i

00:42:37.860 think that's why it's unique that each of us are different because we can take little bits and

00:42:43.020 little traits from each person i think he'll i think he'll grow into i'm evolving yo i'm a i'm

00:42:48.660 a char i'm a charmeleon i was a charmander i'm a charmeleon soon bro i'm gonna be a charmant

00:42:55.580 Charizard, dog.

00:42:56.040 Charizard, I'm going to... 0.88

00:42:57.000 Blowing fire on everyone.

00:42:59.360 Have you gone on like a mission trip or like a week or like two weeks somewhere?

00:43:05.460 Nah, nah.

00:43:05.880 I want to.

00:43:06.680 I want to do that.

00:43:07.280 I want to do a silent retreat.

00:43:08.700 We talked about...

00:43:09.900 Mike and I yesterday talked about grabbing the whole crew and moving to Iceland for a

00:43:14.480 year.

00:43:14.720 Yeah, just for doing it.

00:43:15.720 Or like Switzerland for an entire year.

00:43:18.860 Maybe like a month.

00:43:20.500 No, a year.

00:43:21.060 Because think about how many...

00:43:22.180 We're saying a year? 1.00

00:43:22.700 Yeah, like volcanoes need help and shit. 0.99

00:43:24.820 I mean, that's game changing. 0.99

00:43:26.460 When you look at like L.A. has become so saturated,

00:43:29.840 like there's not really much you can do here in L.A.

00:43:33.780 You know what I'm saying?

00:43:34.400 Sorry, I got distracted by your feet.

00:43:36.180 They smell phenomenal.

00:43:38.120 Actually, they smell really good.

00:43:39.160 I just got out of the shower.

00:43:41.040 Before I say, can I touch on one other thing really quick

00:43:43.360 with him talking to his dad?

00:43:46.320 Do you guys ever like, you're a little bit younger,

00:43:50.040 but I'm sure it still does happen.

00:43:51.660 Like even when your parents like joke around about it,

00:43:54.740 Like, they'll be like, you know, just trying to like,

00:43:57.480 they'll say it like so nonchalantly just trying to put away enough money,

00:44:00.340 you know, for when it's, you know, my time to go.

00:44:03.520 Or like for when it's my time to retire.

00:44:06.640 Like I, every time my mom says anything like that to me, I'm just,

00:44:10.920 I'm just like, I'm just like, let's be honest, mom.

00:44:13.600 That's never going to happen.

00:44:14.340 Anyways, you see the Giants game this weekend?

00:44:15.940 Like not dealing with it. 0.99

00:44:17.900 Not fucking dealing with it. 0.99

00:44:19.540 Don't want to hear about it. 0.99

00:44:21.040 That day is never coming.

00:44:22.000 like what is your guys approach on like talking to your parents about their like ultimate demise

00:44:27.460 dude my my family has been very open about it like my grandparents already have their caskets paid

00:44:33.100 for same same same yeah they're like they're like we're not gonna let you guys have to deal with our

00:44:38.380 funeral that's ridiculous and then we'll like say oh my god grandma like what is wrong with you and

00:44:43.080 they're like they're like no they don't see anything wrong with it and i respect that i do 0.58

00:44:47.500 because i see families where like the elders become so like heavy and reliant on their kids

00:44:54.260 it's a blessing to have grandparents that are like no i mean we're probably going to kick it

00:44:58.780 within the next like couple of years bro the fact that you're saying this is so funny to me because

00:45:04.720 my closest relative outside of my like direct family my grandmother on my mother's side

00:45:10.020 took care of me through you know all of my hard times never left my side so close

00:45:14.540 and literally for the past 10 years every day the only thing she she makes sure she brings up in

00:45:20.920 every conversation is you know it's probably all going to be over soon and i just want to let you

00:45:26.300 and so she got obsessed with her her burial expenses quite literally obsessed she's like

00:45:32.580 i just want to keep you up to date there's only three payments left to the the jefferson funeral 0.91

00:45:37.500 home and i'm like grandma i don't want to talk about this shit anymore i want to bring you to 0.92

00:45:42.180 get lobster rolls i want to bring you to watch i'll watch golden girls with you or she's like 0.98

00:45:46.700 speaking of lobster rolls i'm gonna be rolled up in a little blanket on a six feet under literally

00:45:50.880 hey cremated or casket buried cremate you yeah 100 safe space yeah yeah yeah

00:45:58.740 my dad told me something that was cool why don't i don't i don't know but for for i the one thing

00:46:07.480 i do know is that i probably should donate my organs i'm an organ donor i'm a friend with

00:46:14.000 mark donor too i checked no and i feel bad about it and i'm gonna rechange it but i just i keep

00:46:19.660 struggling with the idea of someone taking my heart out and my lungs why and like they're gonna

00:46:25.820 go you know what bet you this kid's got a nice healthy spleen i don't even have one they already

00:46:29.980 took it's gone i obliterated it and by the way god forbid they goes oh little timmy needs a 1.00

00:46:37.420 liver implant and luckily we've got little timmy you're fucked you are fucked if you get my liver 1.00

00:46:43.240 dude you might as well just fucking end it because you got no chance bro yeah like so like that was 1.00

00:46:50.160 the i think that's my thinking on it like i don't know that people want these organs yeah what about 0.98

00:46:53.780 what about cremate though or buried i i think i might go with buried okay just because like here's

00:47:01.260 the thing if you if you get cremated and the apocalypse happens and zombieism becomes a thing

00:47:12.000 oh my god that is the smartest thing you've ever said if you're cremated and you get dispersed 0.63

00:47:21.680 over the national rockies as blue sings a hymn or some shit okay and then i'm chilling in the 0.84

00:47:28.980 ground next to him because by the way we got a joint plot because we ain't giving up on this

00:47:33.160 living arrangement until 20 30 000 years from now when the planet implodes okay and zombieism 0.93

00:47:39.100 happens what do you think your ashes are going to rejoin from the fucking sea they're already 0.97

00:47:44.060 going to be eaten by kelp that's true yeah but you're gonna have to like you're gonna wake up 0.99

00:47:48.600 in a casket oh that's fine how how does a zombie get out of a locked casket you're not seeing what

00:47:54.460 zombies are able to do have you not watched this is what i'm gonna do i don't know if you guys have

00:47:58.460 seen this it's a burial tree pod oh those are dope yeah those are sick you can get buried inside

00:48:03.920 a tree pod and then you become a tree do they put you in that upright they put you you put your body

00:48:09.420 in the fetal position fetal position yeah that's a little creepy yeah but you're a tree it is epic

00:48:15.580 though it's epically creepy you know what i would do if i could do that i'd have them put me in a 1.00

00:48:20.440 some super dope genetics pot plant like a weed plant oh yeah and then motherfuckers would be 0.99

00:48:26.300 He's smoking Mike buds. 0.99

00:48:27.900 Hey, I'm being facetious, guys.

00:48:29.420 In all reality, I'm going to be the dude who cryogenically freezes everything.

00:48:33.480 That's me.

00:48:34.560 And by the way, in 150 years, how much I got left?

00:48:37.840 I got 126 left, 126 years.

00:48:40.460 They'll have some sort of instant freeze system where I can,

00:48:43.360 I'll come back year 3000, blasting the Jonas Brothers song.

00:48:46.920 Be like, have you heard this song about this year?

00:48:49.860 Question for you.

00:48:50.880 You'll carry on our legacy.

00:48:51.960 I'll just be floating in the cosmos.

00:48:53.480 You're right, boys.

00:48:54.360 I'll be a zombie.

00:48:55.220 question for question for you that procedure sounds expensive i know you're gonna be rich as 0.99

00:49:03.460 fuck okay i don't know what's gonna happen to me so i'm gonna ask you right now is there any chance 0.78

00:49:10.440 you can handle my cryogenic freezing and agree to it right now on the podcast so that it's recorded 0.99

00:49:16.300 and there's no questions asked i know like i know like for like content i should say like yeah

00:49:21.600 nah man

00:49:22.480 nah you got that

00:49:24.800 yeah dude you're popping off dude

00:49:26.760 you've become a legit

00:49:28.160 yeah you got merch coming

00:49:29.560 I've seen the designs

00:49:30.480 I've seen the designs

00:49:31.560 you're about to get riches

00:49:32.300 that's what's up

00:49:33.700 what if I just randomly

00:49:34.520 have a 2017 LP

00:49:35.880 here on the merch

00:49:36.900 and I'm like

00:49:37.920 here's the problem Logan

00:49:38.820 I gotta let you go man

00:49:40.560 you're fired

00:49:41.040 I see it

00:49:43.600 it's not gonna happen

00:49:44.700 I mean it might 0.96

00:49:45.300 who fucking knows 0.98

00:49:46.200 India band Jewels 1.00

00:49:47.180 Jewels

00:49:48.340 Jewels 0.97

00:49:48.900 oh Jewels

00:49:49.640 so you can't wear diamonds 1.00

00:49:51.060 can't wear rubies any of that shit j-u-u-l yeah oh double u yes e-cigs and uh apparently the u.s 0.98

00:49:58.840 is tightening its regulations as well and i'm so curious why why these are seven banned and not 0.98

00:50:04.160 and not cigarettes dude i know it's interesting yeah seven people have died from jewels and how

00:50:09.360 many people have died from like cigarette related cancer you know what though you know what's tricky

00:50:14.160 about cigarettes and like take this for the grain of salt you always hear that one story of that

00:50:19.360 Like, my grandma's an example.

00:50:20.900 Right. 1.00

00:50:21.340 This bitch been smoking for years. 1.00

00:50:24.220 Decades on end. 1.00

00:50:25.240 30, 50, 40, 50 years.

00:50:28.000 And she's like 80, 85, 90.

00:50:30.200 How does she sound right now?

00:50:31.220 Sounds like this.

00:50:32.740 Exactly. 0.90

00:50:33.360 She goes, you turn into a man.

00:50:35.080 Turn into me.

00:50:35.960 I remember she said, she'd quack coffee. 0.90

00:50:38.500 She'd quit for like, you know, two days.

00:50:40.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:41.340 With her like patches or like gum.

00:50:43.220 I used to be a smoker.

00:50:45.220 And I was like, grandma, you sound like a pirate. 0.97

00:50:47.580 You sound like you have a cigarette in your throat 0.99

00:50:49.980 right now. And she goes, you're right, I'm still

00:50:51.960 a smoker. 1.00

00:50:53.960 But she's fucking killing it. 1.00

00:50:56.020 Shout out Grandma. By the way, Grandma, go, go. 1.00

00:50:58.200 Which is her nickname because she's always on 0.99

00:50:59.980 the go. See, the definition of killing 1.00

00:51:02.060 it, you know, it's debatable 0.88

00:51:04.060 though. So maybe it's people like her.

00:51:06.220 The quality of life is what I really look for.

00:51:08.280 You know, like I want to be

00:51:09.480 80 but still be doing

00:51:11.620 Ironmans. And that's possible, dude.

00:51:14.040 I've actually seen a couple

00:51:15.700 Ironman scooting past the finish

00:51:17.940 line around the same time as me

00:51:19.780 that are in their 70s. You're lying.

00:51:22.440 They've been doing it their whole lives.

00:51:24.520 That's a good quality life.

00:51:26.520 70 in a little rocker

00:51:28.060 like, oh, my back! Versus

00:51:29.960 like, hey, I just finished Ironman. You guys

00:51:31.900 down to kick it on my yacht?

00:51:34.040 And then we'll go to Fiji, where

00:51:35.840 my 17th house is.

00:51:37.640 Would you be willing to give up 1.00

00:51:39.040 the dope-ass 25 to 40s 0.99

00:51:42.120 so that you have a pretty dope 0.94

00:51:43.520 70 to 85?

00:51:45.700 Uh, I don't, I don't think I'd have to give it up, you know?

00:51:48.760 Well, I mean, let's be honest.

00:51:49.700 When's the last time you had bacon?

00:51:51.200 Or fun.

00:51:51.860 Or fun.

00:51:53.840 Bacon, five years.

00:51:55.320 Fun today.

00:51:56.440 I'm having fun right now, honestly, to be quite honest.

00:51:59.780 Uh, Area 51 raids tomorrow.

00:52:02.400 You're lying.

00:52:03.340 That's tomorrow?

00:52:04.260 Tomorrow.

00:52:04.780 What's that?

00:52:05.280 It got canceled.

00:52:06.200 It got canceled.

00:52:06.840 I'm not sure that works like that.

00:52:08.420 You don't say, Dylan.

00:52:09.420 You don't say.

00:52:10.180 What do you mean there's two million people showing up?

00:52:14.560 That's a-

00:52:15.200 Really?

00:52:15.280 The Area 51 this weekend shows the marketers can make a killing on the absurd.

00:52:19.080 Oh, I bet people are capitalizing on this thing.

00:52:20.740 This is published today.

00:52:21.580 Two YouTubers recently tried to get in and got arrested.

00:52:24.180 You don't say, by the way.

00:52:25.060 Dude, they got three miles deep.

00:52:27.120 Did you see that?

00:52:28.440 Bud Light. 0.97

00:52:29.440 We come in peace alien cans.

00:52:31.720 Wow.

00:52:32.520 Yeah, there's a lot of brands that made some bags off that.

00:52:35.540 Do you think, I mean, if there's going to be like a, not a mass extinction, but a semi-mass extinction,

00:52:40.700 it'll be happening tomorrow.

00:52:42.320 because all the people trying to raid Area 51

00:52:45.120 will get mowed down by a 51 helicopter.

00:52:50.560 Yeah, they're going to get AC-130

00:52:52.120 into the same final state that Spencer's going to be.

00:52:55.960 Just cremated.

00:52:57.120 Cremated.

00:52:57.480 They don't even need to get cremated.

00:52:58.820 Somebody's going to literally be asking him with a microphone,

00:53:00.620 would you rather get buried or cremated?

00:53:02.500 And they're just not even going to be able to answer it.

00:53:04.080 The answer is going to be paid for them, bro.

00:53:06.700 Decisions made.

00:53:08.160 Hate to switch the vibe,

00:53:09.380 but I feel like we should talk about this Sandy Hook video

00:53:11.960 that went viral recently.

00:53:15.120 If I play this,

00:53:16.160 I think I can play it.

00:53:18.620 What do you mean don't play it?

00:53:19.800 It's pretty gross, man.

00:53:22.040 I'm going to be honest. 0.86

00:53:23.040 It's disgusting.

00:53:24.380 Maybe we can play a little clip.

00:53:26.300 I'll play a little clip of it. 0.99

00:53:26.980 I'll play it until it gets way fucked up. 0.97

00:53:29.780 Now this year, 0.99

00:53:31.200 my mom got me the perfect bag

00:53:33.080 for back to school.

00:53:35.680 Now this, put that out.

00:53:36.720 These health finders help me stay organized.

00:53:39.260 These headphones are just what I need for studying.

00:53:41.540 these new sneakers are just what i need for the new year

00:53:47.100 this jacket is a real must-have my parents got me the skateboard i wanted it's pretty cool 0.62

00:53:54.020 dude this really actually pisses me the fuck off i'm not one to get pissed about stuff 0.81

00:54:05.080 this pisses me off that sensationalizes and normalizes school shootings and i get 1.00

00:54:11.080 There's another side to the conversation, which we can talk about, but damn, that's fucked up 0.99

00:54:17.680 because what you have experienced in your life and the destruction that the audience is going 0.99

00:54:24.900 to send your way for trying to bring some awareness to an issue, it's exactly what they're

00:54:30.140 doing right here. That's exactly what they're fucking doing. They're trying to sensationalize 0.99

00:54:35.220 something, get views and get traffic. I don't give a fuck if it's to a good cause. You do 0.98

00:54:40.980 not do it like that. You do not. It's so sad to me that our education system has gotten to this

00:54:48.320 point. It's so fucking sad. Like in Michigan where I'm from, there's a $40 million school that's 0.98

00:54:54.900 being built right now with windows that are all bulletproof, curved hallways. We're building

00:55:00.240 schools to prevent school shootings. $40 million. You could send 800 kids to college, a $50,000

00:55:06.440 college for free like this is the route we're going with education it's fucked man i agree i 0.96

00:55:13.240 think we're all on the same page yeah i am too i i saw i saw it go ahead no i was gonna say 0.98

00:55:18.620 coming from someone who makes shock value sometimes to push an agenda

00:55:25.780 this is way too far there are so many better ways to go about this and i think what you said about

00:55:34.720 it sensationalizing the school shootings is exactly what it's doing this nothing about this

00:55:39.220 nothing about this it's just sad i watched this and it's just sad like what is the what is the

00:55:46.980 call to action that now that's the biggest question yeah like now we need is it just to

00:55:50.600 scare people because it is heavy and by the way like it might be effective well it might be if

00:55:59.300 did it i visited their site i mean they're like don't get me wrong right they're giving away

00:56:04.620 free guides they're giving away free things and you know you can donate to the cause the sandy

00:56:09.880 hook cause and um you know i do want to do a little more research on it but at the same time

00:56:16.340 man it's just the way we're going about normalizing this do you want to know what i just thought of

00:56:22.560 while watching that this is it's kind of a side thought unfortunately it steers away a little bit

00:56:27.480 but the biggest booming industry that is going to exist in the united states in the next five

00:56:34.340 years calling it right now is the need for in-home teachers my sister has a one and a half year old 1.00

00:56:42.200 son that kid's never going to fucking public school there are millions of other mothers in 1.00

00:56:47.740 this country and millions of kids right now that will never see the inside of a public school in 0.99

00:56:52.300 this country if i had a child right now and the thought was okay kid when the bullets start flying

00:56:59.920 which unfortunately they're going to if you watch that your school is going to get shot up right

00:57:04.860 that's what they're saying teaching fear okay yeah here's what i'm gonna do here's what i'm

00:57:09.400 gonna do i'm not gonna send my kid to school man not to learn trigonometry because guess what 0.55

00:57:14.920 you're not gonna fucking use it anyways yeah okay so like so like i'm gonna keep him home i'm gonna 0.90

00:57:20.240 teach him about how to be a good marketer a good business person and by the way i'm gonna get his 0.99

00:57:23.920 youtube channel started okay because that shit is fucked want to know what is happening right now 0.99

00:57:30.580 that this money and this attention should be going to is we warehouse children in prisons 0.99

00:57:39.680 in prisons 14 000 hours of their life are spent in a building 14 000 hours that's so much time

00:57:50.060 and we're putting them in these buildings

00:57:51.940 and we're teaching them to fear school shootings

00:57:55.700 instead of let's raise money for mental health

00:57:58.660 and let's individualize curriculum.

00:58:01.140 Let's literally, let's build relationships

00:58:04.200 with every single student.

00:58:06.620 If you did that, you would be able to say,

00:58:09.020 this kid's a serious problem child

00:58:11.720 and we need to pull him away

00:58:13.140 because he could be a potential hazard to this school.

00:58:16.960 You look at most school shootings, 0.99

00:58:18.340 they see that these kids are fucked up and they don't do anything about it yeah and now you're 0.99

00:58:23.200 trying to get everybody to fear and download a guide to prepare for your school to get shot 0.99

00:58:29.340 horrifying are you horrifying who thinks of this and and now this a platform of millions puts that

00:58:36.160 out and because they know it's gonna get views that's 100% why they did it Anna Akana said it

00:58:42.160 on our last episode her obviously being close with uh or having dealt with suicide in her life before

00:58:47.700 she said after that show 13 reasons why came out you know they had sensationalized suicide and the

00:58:53.240 next month i think suicide rates jumped yeah had jumped and i just i just pray to god that this

00:59:00.960 does not have that effect because of what you said that sort of romanticizing um school shootings

00:59:06.860 it does man it will have that effect and something that people don't think about that like i thought

00:59:13.520 about when i was watching that ad is the actual production like you get a call sheet there's a

00:59:19.560 script yeah and they have to instruct these by the way minors under 18 they can only be on set

00:59:25.240 for like six hours before they have to do a mandatory like two hour at home school session

00:59:29.940 minor actors that's that's that's the law the yo okay billy in a panic say that you got this

00:59:39.720 skateboard from your mom and smash the window like in the girl and the last scene the girl crying in

00:59:43.980 the bathroom reading it or at her phone like everything on set i cannot imagine the tension 0.99

00:59:48.560 and uh the apprehension of the actors and it's just a shit it's just a cluster and these people 0.96

00:59:54.700 who are producing it think they're like saving the day do you want to know that's what's just 0.99

00:59:58.620 disgusting they wanted to make awareness yeah i think not how you fucking do it it's not how you 0.93

01:00:05.400 do it here here's what i here's what i would say and i just i just thought of this just kind of 0.98

01:00:10.220 listen to you guys go back and forth where is the video that like this is well written well acted 0.71

01:00:18.460 and and drives to the fucking heart where is the video that shows what is truly left behind 0.87

01:00:27.400 after a school shooter shoots up a school directed at the potential shooter if you're watching the 0.96

01:00:33.500 show right now and you and you ever have the thought anything you will not have your picture

01:00:39.780 ever shown we will not say your name we will not make you famous your family will suffer

01:00:45.920 you will not be remembered you will not be glorified nothing you think that is going to

01:00:52.840 happen as a result of you doing some heinous act will ever happen you will be forgotten you will

01:00:58.500 be lumped in with a group of other school shooters you will be a nobody i i've noticed uh the media

01:01:04.320 has gotten better at that and they've done and we are all and that is the responsibility of this 0.93

01:01:08.640 show we will never show you we will never fucking show you ever you know um ever is there a what 0.93

01:01:16.700 a girl school shooter shooter i don't believe i'm sure i don't know that there has it brings 0.98

01:01:23.740 up a massive conversation about male toxicity and masculine. Also, I saw a really good piece

01:01:31.960 that was put together about how schools are actually structured to not allow male energy

01:01:38.200 to thrive. So it's not as much as it is toxicity as why is it that girls get better grades? Why is

01:01:46.900 it that, you know, we, you know, push this graded system when males, when you coop them up in a

01:01:53.860 room, they need to go play. They need to go move. They need to run around. And when you take away

01:01:59.800 recess, which is what a lot of schools have done, you know, which is why my film is about that.

01:02:04.940 You don't allow the male energy to actually fully express itself. So it gets pent up and you're

01:02:11.680 grading people and you're telling them, you know, this is the standard. You should be more like the

01:02:15.640 women you know we have all been compared to why aren't you why aren't guys smarter as 1.00

01:02:19.460 smarter than women and then it creates this resentment just gonna play devil's avocados

01:02:24.900 for a second are you saying if there was recess there'd be less school shooters no i'm saying

01:02:29.680 i'm saying that it could be a factor that i don't know we're not considering that when you

01:02:35.000 you really pressure kids to all conform to how one way of success is measured then yeah they're

01:02:44.680 not able to be themselves they're not able to be a kid why oh really quickly question for for both

01:02:49.820 you or or it's not it's not even a question for anyone but why why are school shooters shooting

01:02:54.260 up schools it usually goes back to bullying correct like isolation yeah right they've been

01:03:00.100 bullied and so once again if i had those ad dollars that's logan how much was that video

01:03:06.140 250,000 500,000 it was hundreds of thousands of dollars to shoot that video probably probably

01:03:12.240 probably 100 to 150 with all the legal and whatever right if i had that money i would

01:03:18.200 have hired two writers one script that drove directly at the heart and mind of the potential

01:03:23.980 shooter and one that drove directly at the heart and mind of the potential bullier and said this 0.99

01:03:29.880 is what's going to happen if you bully people you will have blood on your fucking hands if you're 0.99

01:03:36.220 bullying someone at school this is what you are causing and if you think about shooting up a school 0.99

01:03:42.700 this is what you are leaving behind it's not what you think because the thing is unless from a

01:03:49.520 marketing standpoint an advertising standpoint which the thing i know the most about if you are 0.97

01:03:54.260 not hitting a direct niche audience with a direct message they don't give a fuck what they played 0.51

01:04:01.200 right there is a broad visualization of a school being attacked that doesn't matter to anyone well 0.87

01:04:08.300 i think you see it and you get scared i think i think you know even i see what you're what you're

01:04:13.360 trying to get at but fear is not going to cut it no like it period and if you really want to solve

01:04:19.340 this problem i think it goes to show like how politically charged this is right we we see

01:04:24.860 shootings and then there's gun laws and that that's the only talk where is the all out like

01:04:32.000 war on mental health where is the army of mental health it all start we start to talk about guns

01:04:40.040 like come on we should be talking about mental health we should be talking about how can we

01:04:45.940 spend 150 000 on a video to bring light to mental health and to change our education system not to

01:04:54.520 further protect and institutionalize our children that's what we're doing right now it's the exact

01:05:00.980 opposite direction like it makes no sense it just shows that we as a country do not understand this

01:05:07.440 problem and we're not even giving the resources to the right spot i love this version of spencer 0.98

01:05:12.500 i like i like to see you like this yeah passion is fuck the uh not not saying it can't be done 0.98

01:05:18.340 why we don't see this a version of this video regarding mental health is because it is it is 0.98

01:05:25.020 much harder in a way this was the low-hanging fruit to make a video that has shock value and

01:05:31.480 by the way you know this is going to go viral this is terrifying being on set and shooting this

01:05:36.520 and calling action is terrifying i've been on set where you have to be in a cringe situation

01:05:42.720 where you make the actors do something they knew exactly what they were doing did any of you guys

01:05:47.020 ever do a school shooting drill or watch a video yeah we call them lockdown drill

01:05:53.000 we did a lockdown drill but did you see a video of like kids running and screaming did you see

01:05:59.100 on the news like school shootings happening every other week it's happening right it's happening

01:06:04.900 but we can you imagine what these kids are going through after they watch that kind of stuff we

01:06:10.780 have no idea we're not the kids we we're just spraying it out there and being like i i think

01:06:15.940 this is going to work let's get views like dude this is terrifying if you're a kid i i would i'd

01:06:21.660 be so interested to talk to a high schooler because i we're not like tight with any like

01:06:26.460 high schoolers but and just ask them like are you scared to go to school every day it's really

01:06:31.080 and also what did you think of this video i'm i'm curious to see what they would say because

01:06:36.620 there's no way i mean especially as a student there's no way this video makes you feel safe

01:06:43.840 in any way it just does it just doesn't feel like that like they hit the nail with this video and

01:06:50.460 the risk was so great on it my my my biggest thought on this whole situation is we need we

01:06:58.700 unfortunately need a hero we need someone that's going to come along and literally get this 0.81

01:07:05.740 conversation fucking started dude i'm working on it and i got a bus in a garage right now about to 0.87

01:07:11.500 get delivered to me but i but i mean like in a in a pub a very high public position like like we 0.98

01:07:17.900 need the leader of this country right now to be talking about mental health they're not gonna

01:07:23.700 they're not gonna do it hey but by the way by the way again just playing devil's advocate for a sec

01:07:28.760 maybe that's why this video was made maybe maybe i'm being optimistic here this video will

01:07:35.020 urge someone to do something because it hit them a certain way that nothing else could yeah you

01:07:40.980 know what i'm saying i'd like to see the brief that's a great point if you're watching this

01:07:44.520 there's no chance if you can get this to someone that worked on this video i would love to know

01:07:50.200 who the target audience was who the demographic target demographic was what the main purpose

01:07:56.760 statement was for this piece and what they intended for this to achieve who was this aimed at and why

01:08:01.960 was it made like i i'm very curious maybe and by the way that may exist in an interview well i think

01:08:07.160 I'm sure you can probably already find it.

01:08:08.480 It kind of exists through the sandyhookpromise.org website.

01:08:13.120 I think you can see it's like get the facts.

01:08:17.440 They want to download, know the signs.

01:08:20.120 They want to help people advocate to share this message.

01:08:23.640 That's what they want.

01:08:24.380 They want this message shared.

01:08:26.100 They want as many people to be aware of knowing the signs,

01:08:31.180 knowing what to look out for for school shootings, and donate.

01:08:34.780 They have a button to donate.

01:08:35.860 which is i'm looking at the site right now and by the way it's it's the stuff they're doing is

01:08:40.980 great and and so exactly here's here's here's what i'll say back on the marketing tip really quickly

01:08:46.400 you can do a lot of things on the on the on socials with the sheer intent of getting people

01:08:56.500 to your page it then is your duty to do the right thing on the page and it looks like they're doing

01:09:04.480 that because at the end of the day the only thing that drives action is the we are having this 0.78

01:09:11.440 conversation because we think they fucked up people are clicking through to their website 0.98

01:09:15.900 and reading what they're about because people think they did something that was fucked up 0.89

01:09:19.340 if they made a piece that people were like that was very informative oh my god the late show is 0.96

01:09:25.000 on in 15 yeah no one cares no one gives a fuck that's what i'm saying so it's such a fine 0.97

01:09:28.940 fucking balance between making content that people actually give a shit about and and and 0.97

01:09:37.640 and making content that is and by the way this goes right back to our overall conversation about 0.98

01:09:41.500 everything about cancel culture comedy what where's the line where's the line between making

01:09:47.440 people stop in their tracks and go to your website and and crossing it and hurting people well i this

01:09:53.240 is interesting i just saw that nicole hockley is the co-founder of sandy hook promise who's

01:09:58.880 she lost her son in the sandy hook shooting yeah so what we're seeing you know is it's it's

01:10:04.920 interesting because it forces us like i don't have a kid that was killed in a school shooting

01:10:09.160 but this forces me to like empathize empathize so it does it does have that positive impact and

01:10:16.320 it's like kind of like what you know we put out in january it's like you can if even if there's

01:10:21.860 like that blowback you can still create good conversations out of it so i think it's kind

01:10:26.700 and necessary that stuff like this goes out to happen but i still am not on it i'm still not on

01:10:32.600 board with the way they're doing it i think i think just overall from a bigger perspective

01:10:37.120 you know we're not hitting that mental health conversation the the majority of their team

01:10:42.700 has had people killed in schools not the majority but there is a good a good chunk of people and by

01:10:48.760 the way this is my neighborhood you know what i'm saying like this is right this is i've got

01:10:52.360 someone that lives four houses from my mom victoria soto's family the most famous sandy

01:10:59.580 hook person ever the teacher that put herself in the way of the bullets to save children

01:11:04.400 like this hits super close to me right and so it always gets me fired up but i i just

01:11:10.300 i mean got us talking yeah i got everybody talking it got people to their website i just

01:11:14.880 i don't fucking know dude it's important it's an important conversation that we're having and i 0.62

01:11:19.600 think this is this is one that we can't push off and and i think that you know our country has to 0.96

01:11:25.540 do something big about reimagining education you know when you go to other countries and i've been

01:11:31.620 there i've been to these other countries this is not an issue they're not running these kind of

01:11:36.720 drills it's a whole different society but i i'm just i do not think the conversation is about

01:11:43.720 you know only taking away guns I think that's part of it to do some regulations on it but I

01:11:49.680 think a whole we need to have that army of people who are really individualizing education mark my

01:11:56.100 words that's going to be what solves this is it when we remove the standards that we have placed

01:12:01.760 on education right now when all if all three of us go to school we have to take one test to

01:12:07.560 determine where we go like I don't care that you you know have your issues with mental health 0.96

01:12:12.840 i'm a filmmaker you like making you know youtube videos that curriculum doesn't give a shit about 0.89

01:12:18.720 that it treats everybody as one person i don't care what each of you like that causes so much 0.86

01:12:25.580 stress so much anxiety so much bullying so many things why is that just just quickly why why do

01:12:31.300 we have a standardized curriculum that's how it was created and we created our curriculum no no

01:12:36.460 in the industrial revolution it's to churn out workers so that's okay that's what i'm asking

01:12:40.840 Because there's got to be some benefit

01:12:41.920 for the government or the private organizations for-

01:12:44.800 It's how it started.

01:12:45.920 Education reform moves so slow.

01:12:49.860 And if you want to change it,

01:12:51.440 we have to change it quicker.

01:12:52.640 I think that's why we're seeing school shootings

01:12:54.480 happening so much more frequent

01:12:55.840 is because this system is so dated.

01:12:59.140 It's so dated.

01:13:00.020 You're going to college.

01:13:00.900 You're learning social media marketing.

01:13:02.540 You're learning business from somebody

01:13:03.820 who doesn't have a business.

01:13:05.180 Somebody who's never started a social media profile.

01:13:08.040 How ironic is that?

01:13:09.620 And then you're in debt.

01:13:11.180 You're in debt for the rest of your life.

01:13:12.580 Let me tell you a quick story.

01:13:14.840 When I went to Fordham University Satellite Campus in Westchester,

01:13:19.100 when I was thinking about going further on with my college,

01:13:22.800 I went in there and there was a full online and digital marketing course.

01:13:28.240 I went into the room.

01:13:29.020 I sat down.

01:13:29.600 I was already three years at Love Sack at this point,

01:13:31.980 or two years at Love Sack.

01:13:33.360 I went in and the lady started teaching the class

01:13:35.320 and I don't want to call anybody out here.

01:13:36.860 but within two classes, she said the following to me.

01:13:41.840 I know this sounds kind of weird,

01:13:43.580 but would you mind teaching the class?

01:13:48.280 And of course I said, absolutely, that's fine.

01:13:50.780 And I started a full, I started building PowerPoints.

01:13:53.240 And before you knew it, for class three,

01:13:55.180 I was teaching about how to find influencers,

01:13:58.140 how to drive traffic to site,

01:13:59.760 how to measure what the right metrics are

01:14:01.280 for success of advertising programs.

01:14:03.060 And she was sitting there in the crowd like this. 0.77

01:14:06.860 very interesting and that point is so valid like you've got some overweight 70 year old wall street 1.00

01:14:14.820 banker teaching kids about fucking earth science right it's fucked it's completely fucked the whole 0.99

01:14:19.820 system needs to get flipped upside down and and people aren't prepared for that i don't think 1.00

01:14:24.580 i think people that who don't know anything about education think oh yeah it's just how it is

01:14:29.420 But our technology is coming out

01:14:33.200 AI is coming out

01:14:34.240 We're going to lose tons of jobs

01:14:36.240 So this factory mentality 0.89

01:14:38.280 And preparing kids for college

01:14:40.600 Is dated

01:14:41.380 It's dated

01:14:42.220 It's already dated

01:14:43.220 Why is our podcast so good?

01:14:46.880 It's fire

01:14:47.400 Why is our podcast

01:14:48.280 So like literally 0.98

01:14:48.900 Who else is fucking talking about 0.98

01:14:50.840 The multitude of things that we talk 0.99

01:14:52.320 Think about what we talked about today

01:14:54.120 Just a quick recap

01:14:54.840 Bill Burr

01:14:57.180 cremation versus plant-based living when you're dead school shootings i mean it's just the way

01:15:04.700 sometimes dude i mean not to honk my own horn but we are great hey thank you guys for listening to

01:15:13.200 this episode i we hate to end on a on such a down note but you got anything to end on instead like

01:15:19.140 a final statement i think it's up no no i'm sure you could final note talking about talking about

01:15:23.320 I'll say something that would be great if he said something that was positive right now.

01:15:26.340 Anything.

01:15:26.760 Anything in the whole world.

01:15:27.700 Yeah, do you got any positive?

01:15:29.040 Just a little nugget.

01:15:31.280 Life is great.

01:15:32.680 All right.

01:15:33.120 All right.

01:15:33.580 There we go.

01:15:35.860 Nah, I thought you guys hit on all the important notes that I agree with.

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01:15:47.700 Yeah. 0.98

01:15:47.900 Because I'm out doing other shit. 0.94

01:15:50.840 And this is something you really care about. 0.75

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01:15:54.200 And as an extension of me, 1.00

01:15:56.320 if I can slap you on the ass 1.00

01:15:57.800 and provide you with the assets you need 1.00

01:15:59.400 to go do a great thing, I'm in.

01:16:01.560 That's why I really, I said,

01:16:03.040 I like this version of Spencer

01:16:04.100 and I like listening to him talk.

01:16:05.500 That's why I've like been called to education for so long 0.96

01:16:08.700 just because my experience through education was ass. 0.98

01:16:12.220 The amount of times that word ass 0.99

01:16:13.860 has been used in the past minute. 1.00

01:16:15.860 You said slap him on the ass and give him assets. 1.00

01:16:18.180 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:18.920 And you also said past.

01:16:21.060 I hate to do it to you like that

01:16:23.720 It's gonna get real

01:16:25.740 And you are giving me that platform with Impulsive

01:16:27.600 I'm gonna be flying back every single week

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