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00:02:21.160 I told you last night.

00:02:22.480 You are moving from C-list girls to B and B-plus girls based on the strength of this fight.

00:02:36.620 Do you want to do it? 0.92

00:02:37.620 Should we do it again?

00:02:38.040 Well, I don't know.

00:02:38.720 I'm just rusty, bro.

00:02:40.080 That's all right.

00:02:40.600 Maybe I'll use it.

00:02:42.500 What is this?

00:02:44.980 Oh, no.

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00:02:48.620 We're back.

00:02:49.480 I can't believe it.

00:02:50.700 for one more i mean all right what's good welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the

00:02:56.500 world feels good feels great we figured we'd squeeze in one last episode before the fight

00:03:03.520 because we did have a lot of stuff to talk about you guys are pretty upset that we haven't been

00:03:07.020 here so i want to say hey if you're not subscribed make sure to hit that button join the impulsive

00:03:10.480 squad i guess you could call it man it is getting hard not to like this podcast i mean dude we got 0.61

00:03:19.560 nominated for a god dang streamy award dude usually the lights would flash and shit but 0.95

00:03:25.560 unfortunately hit the lights it's all right no you can hit him now yeah let's go uh we do have 0.96

00:03:33.200 some pretty tight competition in that category we're up against youtube's sweetheart donny

00:03:40.320 dobrik david david david david david david who by the way i hung out with the other night how's

00:03:46.080 he doing he's doing great dude i just i just looked at his vlog channel god uh he's popping

00:03:51.100 off like an average of 10 million views per vlog which i think makes him the most successful

00:03:57.040 vlogger in the history that that is that is insane that i don't think he's in google preferred

00:04:03.940 but if he was that could potentially be 20 to 40 000 dollars sorry why would he oh because his

00:04:11.900 content's a little edgy it's way edgy it's way i don't think he is he's my guess is per video he's

00:04:16.660 probably making between five and twenty thousand dollars per video just an ad rev just an ad rev

00:04:23.320 and then sponsors are way 10 million plus views per vlog that is insane at my peak i was at i was

00:04:30.380 at eight but then again i was daily but his content is just so good man i'm glad is he coming

00:04:35.860 to the fight you know i talked to him about it i said i said uh half of the influencers we

00:04:41.040 submitted tickets for got like turned down but they said oh david dobrik yeah he's good plus 50

00:04:46.060 they were just like oh please bring david dobrik and the vlog squad and the whole and i took i took

00:04:50.480 a picture with him and i posted it the other night and i had like a bunch of people in my

00:04:53.060 comments that were like why are you with him with all the beef man we ain't got no beef there's no

00:04:57.240 beef there even donnie dobrik even when there is even when there is beef there's like not and

00:05:01.720 we spoke to him at a uh party at a party and it's it's all good um i've all i mean i love the kid i

00:05:07.320 always have it just in uh most relationships just the way they work there's ups and there's downs

00:05:13.000 and you just got to talk it out and hash it out and we're all good now i'm happy we did you're

00:05:17.020 like the you're like the david dobrik of this squad and i'm like the jeff comes from a rocky 0.95

00:05:21.180 background uh yeah yeah yeah we should do some shit with them sometime yeah just a little like 0.78

00:05:26.340 we have to we have to uh i think i think uh secure this w and then facts yeah you know that's number 0.95

00:05:32.320 one focus right now we're so focused on this fight we've been in training camp that's why we've been

00:05:36.000 absent from the vlogs and uh yeah we have a lot of stuff to talk about i guess you mentioned it

00:05:40.680 we're trying to get as much of our influencer friends into the fight as possible but apparently

00:05:44.660 uh there's like a ticket situation and like you can imagine how many people hit me up for tickets

00:05:49.220 and i and i'm i'm kind of strapped i've kind of been like hands off in this operation but there's

00:05:53.740 gonna be some big celebrities coming um i think bieber's coming i'm gonna i'm gonna place him

00:05:57.780 next to my mother and father and by the way if anyone in my family and friends section

00:06:03.000 asks Bieber for a picture 0.99

00:06:04.680 I am kicking you the fuck out 1.00

00:06:06.060 like just leave the kid alone 1.00

00:06:07.740 I just want to promise him sanctity

00:06:09.520 and safety and entertainment

00:06:11.220 you know there's going to be one person

00:06:13.040 who do you think it would be

00:06:14.640 I thought it would be neighbor Susie 1.00

00:06:16.980 if we had let neighbor Susie 1.00

00:06:18.680 in our family and friends section 1.00

00:06:19.880 she would just be like

00:06:21.140 Justin, Justin

00:06:22.080 with the camera

00:06:23.420 yeah

00:06:23.860 and she's not even his demo

00:06:25.800 she's like 80 or so

00:06:27.400 yeah but she's also like a daily vlogger 0.96

00:06:29.180 oh that's true 1.00

00:06:29.780 she's the whole 0.99

00:06:30.880 holding the daily vlogger

00:06:32.960 demo down for the boomers definitely made a choice when i decided to make my neighbor famous

00:06:36.960 on instagram she got like 100 plus k um okay so what else has been going on we got a snapchat

00:06:43.620 show coming if you guys have seen uh we partnered with snapchat to do a show called countdown to

00:06:48.620 fight night and we basically give an inside exclusive behind the scenes look at what our

00:06:53.980 training camp looks like personally i'm obsessed with it and the internet's obsessed with it the

00:06:59.020 first episode got like over 10 million unique viewers the second one's at like eight we just

00:07:02.720 released a third today and uh it's incredible you have to check it out um i'm actually going

00:07:08.040 to show you a little clip of uh today's episode which because i want to dive in involving my uh

00:07:13.740 sex addiction well i'm not addicted but you know it's become a problem um all right check this out 0.67

00:07:19.160 this was today's episode mike is supposed to be my babysitter you want me to hit him 0.92

00:07:24.820 when he don't listen he wants to go there was no pushback last night don't try to act like you

00:07:30.600 But if I'm being honest, I'm not the easiest baby to sit.

00:07:43.260 It's tricky because I like to have fun and now I cannot have fun.

00:07:47.120 Mike is the fun guy and the fun guy has been told that he is no more fun right now.

00:07:53.380 What kind of fun am I having?

00:07:54.700 You fun. 0.84

00:07:57.960 So Mike almost fought Shannon Briggs.

00:08:00.020 Bro.

00:08:00.600 that was just such a stressful day and like it's kind of like a microcosm of what this fight camp

00:08:07.300 has become it's like it's not it's not generally that stressful but it's just everybody is laser

00:08:13.340 focused on the goal at hand and nobody more than LP I don't think I've ever seen him in a place

00:08:20.420 in my entire time knowing him where he's only concerned with one thing you cannot break this

00:08:27.020 kid mentally or in any way pull him away from his only goal right now which is to decapitate his

00:08:34.300 opponent in the first round like any little like we had a couple mess ups in the you know a few

00:08:40.260 weeks back with girls which is why it's only it's the only mess ups were with girls and that was

00:08:44.680 probably shot about a month ago because apparently no sex leads to more testosterone it makes you

00:08:49.420 like angry and it's called building your batch and shannon has been harping on it and apparently

00:08:54.340 there's some like scientific uh research and and proof that it works and it's like good for you it

00:09:01.220 keeps your legs strong i thought it was a myth because we had asked all the all the fighters

00:09:06.600 that we've had in the show brennan schaub uriah faber even the sexpert we asked her they're saying

00:09:11.440 no they said it's a myth right but i mean apparently there's like scientific proof and

00:09:16.400 evidence that there is uh benefits to retaining your semen it's called and we've been talking

00:09:21.740 about it too and the way we've been discussing it's not even just retaining the semen but also 0.99

00:09:26.400 but also not expelling like a ton of energy on the conversation the fuck like when logan has a 0.99

00:09:33.300 girl over it's not like when other people have girls over whether they're like chilling with 0.98

00:09:37.600 their boys watching a movie he puts 100 of his life blood into that and like i'll be like logan 0.83

00:09:45.240 hello hello and he's just like fucking zoned in and so when you remove that focus on the fight 0.90

00:09:51.660 and it gets eaten by anything else. 0.98

00:09:54.440 And if that's a female, 0.88

00:09:55.760 he kind of goes down a dark path.

00:09:57.220 And that's why me and Shannon Briggs

00:09:59.200 had that little meltdown.

00:10:00.740 Mike said to me,

00:10:01.500 because afterwards I asked him,

00:10:02.960 I said, hey man, 1.00

00:10:03.960 what the fuck are you thinking? 1.00

00:10:05.760 Why are you arguing with Shannon? 1.00

00:10:07.500 And Mike says,

00:10:08.800 he said,

00:10:09.220 I don't care enough about my health

00:10:10.980 and well-being to not do that.

00:10:12.900 Like, you almost died that day.

00:10:15.440 I was fearful for your life.

00:10:16.960 It's a pride thing, bro.

00:10:18.140 It's an East Coast pride thing.

00:10:20.260 Like we don't let down.

00:10:21.320 like if somebody's there and they're like yo i i hate to break it to you but you're gonna die for

00:10:25.640 your pride that that we make those decisions a lot out there dude and like you just do it 0.98

00:10:30.160 and like yo he was a good man and he went down on his fucking feet bro and i almost did dude 0.99

00:10:35.120 um that was scary yeah so ever since that incident i've been clean no sex no no no women all there's 0.99

00:10:42.080 one there's one woman but but even that's been lowered so so in lieu of partying women all of

00:10:48.340 that kind of dysfunctional stuff that you've become used to by watching the show logan is now

00:10:52.940 doing the following he carves pumpkins so he had a a long pumpkin carving session the other night

00:10:59.380 where he carved a couple pumpkins and asked me almost like with a turtleneck and a pipe and he

00:11:03.060 was like which one of them do you like the most he did that and then another thing he um we did a

00:11:08.260 like everybody else is partying we did a lemon lime soft drink tasting competition the other

00:11:14.320 night where we just tasted every lemon lime drink and had a conversation about which one was the 0.99

00:11:19.360 best that's the kind of shit we're doing right now at the fucking maverick house it's look it's uh 0.99

00:11:23.300 it's not great the point is we're really focused i've been watching a lot of programming at night 0.99

00:11:28.060 it's all good and what the paul rudd show oh yeah we watched the paul rudd show what's it called

00:11:33.000 living with yourself yeah it's on netflix it's pretty good i like it i give it i give it a seven

00:11:38.000 out of ten yeah if you give it get a chance we love paul rudd you love paul rudd love him he i

00:11:42.360 feel like he gives you hope for old age paul rudd is 50 years old the dude looks like he's fresh out

00:11:49.960 of 26 he is a sex god bro like look at this you said you said he was a sex icon i mean hey comment

00:11:57.240 below if y'all think paul rudd's a sex icon because i mean look he's a good looking guy 0.90

00:12:01.280 you know his eyes are just a little too light for me i feel like like i feel like he uh he pierces

00:12:06.680 my soul when i look at it well you're you pierce souls with those eyes too though

00:12:10.820 but he's just get bro he's got he's got the the the sauce which is comedy bro he's a charming

00:12:23.080 and bro and you know how i relate to that because people are like bro you just ain't that good

00:12:28.040 looking and by the way i i combat that too i think i'm quite good looking but yeah yeah but like

00:12:33.140 honestly like yeah sure man but uh bro when you have that comedic sauce and that charm bro he's

00:12:38.880 out there winning dude and so i see a lot and by the way he's on the top five most highest grossing

00:12:44.240 actors list is he really yeah like 30 40 million a year must be nice you know once we get those

00:12:50.700 bigger fight bags we secure this win we go to the next one bro i'm going to the ufc next dana white 0.80

00:12:54.900 what no you're fucking not you're winning this fight and then you're going back to producing 0.96

00:13:00.120 award-winning content i'm not gonna watch my friend get turned into as i've said before mashed 1.00

00:13:05.580 potatoes fuck that shit dude you don't need to do it you don't need to do it bro fighters are 1.00

00:13:10.860 like up against so much they're like this is what i got all my god is fighting you got fucking 1.00

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00:14:42.140 after the fight i'll definitely be giving blue to a shot um but i threw a uh secret party the

00:14:48.440 other night while you're sleeping i i heard about this and i can't believe you've done this you had

00:14:54.380 20 people in the gym 2025 people so i was out at roddy rich's birthday party with like banks and

00:14:59.800 that whole squad the other night he was already sleeping it was like 11 o'clock and we went to

00:15:03.840 like a bar after and we were in encino we're at the surly goat which by the way great bar which

00:15:09.100 is a nice little hoedunk kind of a place has one of the most special ops security forces ever

00:15:15.780 there's like two entrances heavy id checking like it was crazy wow never expected it anyways we

00:15:22.480 leave this place we did some karaoke and they were like and banks was like yo let's go back to your

00:15:26.340 place bro bring all these girls oh it's bank's idea yeah he's like it's right down the street

00:15:30.860 and i was like dude i mean we've got this already got this shaky truce between maverick and phase

00:15:35.620 like it just shaky truth it just doesn't seem like the best idea if the kid wakes up he's gonna

00:15:40.760 kill everyone you know and he was like dude we won't wake anybody up and so i marched 20 people 0.99

00:15:46.380 and i was like yo first person says one fucking word while walking through the yard you're out 1.00

00:15:51.080 gets slapped in the face with their bluetooth dick with a bluetooth cock and we walked bro 1.00

00:15:56.960 we walked everybody through the yard into the back gym area played loud music had an ultimate uh time 0.99

00:16:03.240 of camaraderie and and intrigue yeah it must be nice man was it was it more fun than dan

00:16:07.920 balzerian's party last night which i also wasn't allowed to go to because i'm banned from having

00:16:11.460 any fun or going out of my house you went so that's a story in itself huh so i understand

00:16:18.460 you've had some beef with dan and i actually and i actually know this because he texted me

00:16:24.120 prior to the party and i don't think i don't think we've said this publicly but um

00:16:29.820 dan texted me and he's like oh you're coming to my party and i said uh yeah yeah i'm gonna be

00:16:36.040 there and he said okay great uh and i asked him to bring my friend brooklyn beckham david beckham's

00:16:41.740 son and then he specifically dan went out of his way to said yeah just not that mike guy

00:16:46.520 i think there's another word that you can well i'm not gonna say it yeah just not that mike guy

00:16:52.200 so then then banned mike from his house and so we're all a little confused and this wasn't even

00:16:58.780 the first time that it happened like i was i don't think i was able to go to the last party either

00:17:02.900 so evidently there was some sort of miscommunication or unhappiness about an episode of uh the night

00:17:09.280 shift everyone's favorite nightly news show that i shot with uh with katie bell and and one of the

00:17:14.220 other girls and he didn't really like that episode or the way that he was portrayed or the girls

00:17:18.060 were portrayed but it was a big miscommunication everyone knows the uh the night shift is very

00:17:21.960 tongue-in-cheek very sarcastic and i don't think it was it was read properly and so he texts logan

00:17:27.440 and says someone said that guy mike made a podcast apologized to me i don't know the guy i was just 0.81

00:17:32.200 told he was talking shit about me what's his deal you vouching for him i said yeah absolutely he's 0.88

00:17:36.540 my best friend i don't know what the miscommunication was but he was never talking shit and he loves you 0.99

00:17:39.760 and ignite and he said he's your best friend and this was my opportunity to double down or be like 0.79

00:17:45.840 i i mean he's an acquaintance but that's my boy you want the same podcast he said yeah he lives

00:17:52.340 with me two doors down then he said give me his full name and he said he can come and even he even

00:17:57.000 went public with it he tweeted this dan dan blazerian all these tight ass politically correct 0.53

00:18:02.900 hollywood dipshit so salty i'm about to have the best party of the year and they can't get in 0.92

00:18:06.540 and then some a fan let's let's say brayden showmos shout out brayden shout out brayden 0.60

00:18:13.340 showmos for having my back now he's not the only one that that went at dan trying to get me in but 0.85

00:18:17.220 he's the one that broke the fucking ice he said let mike malak come and dan tweeted back he said 0.92

00:18:22.140 can go i peaked i peaked bro this is it this is it bro and so yeah i had to come in there with 0.98

00:18:30.900 the shia labeouf jiff clapping jiff i got a dancing pumpkin man was it was it fun because

00:18:36.000 i know you went with the the younger paul brother you went with jake and those parties are always a

00:18:40.780 blast um i was at home playing with my laser pointer i was shining it and broly was chasing

00:18:46.100 making dogs chase it around i did that for two hours yeah it was awesome it was it was a ton of

00:18:49.860 fun bro dan dan throws the best party in hollywood i was i was super bummed that you couldn't come

00:18:54.740 i think it would have been even more fun if you were there but but being there with the younger

00:18:59.560 paul brother was a blast i mean every girl that you see on instagram was there and i got a chance

00:19:04.460 to talk to dan too and formally you know squash the miscommunication i was like i don't know what 0.92

00:19:09.940 the fuck all this shit is about dude he was like go have a good time i got like 10 seconds with 0.92

00:19:14.480 him and i was like bro i mean he's like he's like he's like the supreme leader of like the 1.00

00:19:18.720 delinquent set that i run in you know what i'm saying i never meant to disrespect the guy

00:19:22.200 yeah thanks yeah you missed a party bro yeah i did but i'm all right you know i'm i'm if i'm

00:19:26.940 being honest uh fomo is no longer uh even a part of my brain i i'm just so locked in like i don't

00:19:33.860 i don't care about parties i really don't care about anything except crushing this kid's skull

00:19:37.760 and and honestly i'm letting him know that on instagram direct messages some of you may know 0.92

00:19:44.380 I'm reaching out to KSI directly

00:19:47.000 And he just keeps

00:19:48.760 Leaving me unseen bro 1.00

00:19:49.800 I feel like a little side hoe 1.00

00:19:52.320 Like check him out 1.00

00:19:53.480 I sent this to him

00:19:55.280 I said yo what's your Addy

00:19:56.060 I'm gonna send you an edible arrangement

00:19:57.300 Just wanna send him something nice

00:19:59.420 I sent him this voice memo

00:20:00.540 Yo what up bro

00:20:02.420 Happy Sunday

00:20:03.680 I wanted to check in

00:20:05.080 See if you baked that cake yet 0.97

00:20:06.700 Had some good sparring today

00:20:08.380 Some really good sparring today

00:20:09.500 And just reminded me

00:20:11.420 That I want you

00:20:12.620 Like from the bottom of my heart

00:20:13.940 I want you to enjoy these next 19, 20 days of your life or so.

00:20:18.100 So maybe go to a casino in Vegas.

00:20:20.540 Go gamble.

00:20:21.420 Bake that cake, bro.

00:20:22.420 You hear me?

00:20:22.840 Good luck, my guy.

00:20:25.440 And he left me on scene, bro.

00:20:27.620 That's like four or five messages you sent him so far.

00:20:30.000 I mean, I'm just like bake the cake.

00:20:34.500 Every day goes by.

00:20:35.740 I'm getting anxious, bro.

00:20:38.380 And hungry.

00:20:39.420 Hungry.

00:20:39.840 Where's the cake at?

00:20:40.760 Where's the cake at, bro?

00:20:41.820 Bake the cake.

00:20:42.440 go do something fun i hope i hope training's uh going well in vegas it's phenomenal on this side

00:20:48.660 we had the media training day which went great what's your uh what's your intent when you send

00:20:53.880 those kind of messages to him to get him to bake the cake bro oh is that really well imagine if

00:21:00.000 something happens and he never did that would stress me out because that was the one thing

00:21:03.980 that i took away from the london presser that was like a call to action like you're like yo

00:21:08.140 It's the one thing he has to do

00:21:10.420 Because otherwise you're going to put water on him 0.95

00:21:13.380 And I'm going to light his feet on fire 1.00

00:21:14.580 And I don't think anybody wants to see that shit 1.00

00:21:16.860 And slap him in the face with a fish 1.00

00:21:18.000 Yeah man 0.99

00:21:19.180 It's so weird because being now

00:21:22.960 Like a legitimate professional boxer

00:21:24.700 I'm so good at

00:21:26.300 Allocating all my brain power

00:21:29.360 Into one thing

00:21:30.320 And they tend to be extreme

00:21:32.440 And the further I go down

00:21:35.460 This professional boxer path

00:21:37.240 the less i feel and act like a youtuber or even like a podcast host um even being on here feels

00:21:45.200 like shorter rusty just because i've been just throwing we haven't done yeah we haven't done

00:21:48.760 it for a while i feel the same way and i'm also running on no sleep but you but you like

00:21:52.960 my brain what happened was it shut off completely now you know how like a light switch you can just

00:22:00.800 turn it on and off someone came and just turned it off for me bro it's fine that happens to me

00:22:04.280 it was a focus thing i was just gonna say like even your level of focus right now even is like

00:22:10.380 surprising me like when i came in your room last night and i was like yo i'm gonna go to this party

00:22:14.420 does that bother you at all you were like i could care less you're like i don't even like

00:22:20.460 like as you just said you're like fomo doesn't even exist right now like you probably didn't

00:22:24.660 even look at the instagram stories i asked you i said did you see my stories from last night well 0.98

00:22:29.800 it happened at dance house you're like no you're not even watching you don't give a fuck about 0.82

00:22:33.480 anything besides the fight you'd be you'd be proud of me look at this look at this 0.87

00:22:38.000 you'd be proud of me just read this part right here this girl was trying to get me to hang out

00:22:43.880 last night and uh i said i was just showering and thinking you even kind of like humble flex on her

00:22:50.460 and i owe this to myself supreme dedication and discipline i owe it to me

00:22:54.020 yeah which which like this was like a a hump that i crossed in my mind because like let's

00:23:03.000 be honest bro y'all were out last night and i could easily like snuck away yeah that's some 0.97

00:23:07.200 shady shit not not even not even like had sex just just gave my energy away yeah and i kept it 0.98

00:23:14.360 for myself what do we got two weeks left 14 days big facts so much bro i just want to i just want 0.99

00:23:23.460 to let you know dude that it's been an honor being your friend up until up until this point

00:23:30.840 and like a brother and

00:23:33.280 there's two outcomes

00:23:35.260 that could happen on November 9th

00:23:37.000 you can

00:23:39.320 either win

00:23:39.960 or you can win

00:23:43.080 and I 0.97

00:23:43.580 literally there's no fucking chance it goes any other way 0.95

00:23:47.360 if you're watching this and you haven't placed your bets 0.92

00:23:49.080 well let me speak on that for a second

00:23:51.160 okay go

00:23:51.800 I got this tweet

00:23:54.140 this guy bet 30k on the

00:23:57.260 kid 30 racks 0.99

00:23:58.500 30 fucking thousand dollars 0.97

00:24:00.680 by the way to win 16 000 because because vegas knows bro like they're not gonna pay out all 0.98

00:24:08.220 this extra money bro if you bet 100 bucks you get like five bucks back it's like we knew it

00:24:12.280 was gonna happen bro it's funny because on like social media and twitter the the favorite the

00:24:20.920 favorite seems to be jj yeah but and i think it's actually swaying with the amount of content we're 0.59

00:24:27.440 releasing because i think people realize i'm not fucking around this year um but in real life 0.56

00:24:35.380 you know i mean let's be honest what are we talking about here right now the fight november 0.82

00:24:41.940 yeah no i know but just like we're you know what's good i think they got it right with this uh with

00:24:47.100 the odds what about your current look and feel you look like a a caged monster bro like like what

00:24:54.740 what are you weighing right now yeah i go to sleep about about 208 um which means you know i gotta

00:25:01.280 weigh in at 200 pounds i'm gonna be be down eight pounds by the fight but uh yeah definitely definitely

00:25:06.980 feeling feeling uh strong strong like just thick and it was interesting because last year i was uh

00:25:15.500 i felt i felt super lean but i would we we conditioned the wrong way we just conditioned

00:25:21.680 to run and this year it's like an extreme boxing conditioning yeah um and i know people are

00:25:28.080 concerned about the uh the uh capacity of air i have in my lungs because last year that was the

00:25:34.540 problem it was an adrenaline dump but this year it's just going to be a completely different fight 0.96

00:25:39.280 you're rocking 10 mile runs like fucking like nothing like a walk in the grocery store yeah 0.97

00:25:45.540 yeah yeah yeah and this media workout 0.99

00:25:48.520 went really well the other day

00:25:50.540 media workouts are so interesting to me

00:25:52.560 because I still have to get

00:25:53.800 still have to get used to them

00:25:56.140 because I haven't

00:25:58.860 done that many and as much as I like to be

00:26:00.740 a showman ideally I'd like to show

00:26:02.820 off a little more and the more I do

00:26:04.320 the better I'm going to get at them

00:26:05.940 and there was actually a

00:26:07.940 clip that came out right before this I want to play

00:26:10.800 this do you know this dude

00:26:12.440 do you know this dude

00:26:15.040 dylan dylan donis this is uh this guy like wanted to fight my brother or something and such a mess 0.89

00:26:21.520 bro i by the way before you even start this like i don't fucking fault the dude actually play it 0.85

00:26:25.700 first give him some context he called me out like he wanted to fight me this and that and then i 0.88

00:26:30.240 kind of just like i was like ah whatever you know like i'm not gonna fight a youtuber and then

00:26:33.200 i don't know like the money came into part and then i was like you know what maybe i'll just

00:26:37.020 shut this up so um yeah i don't know i've been thinking about it lately and i'm down to do it

00:26:42.700 You know, they were offering me four or five million for a boxing fight against some that can't even defend themselves.

00:26:47.080 So I'm down to do it.

00:26:48.640 I mean, if you talk a big game and say you could fight me, you know, you'll beat me and stuff like that.

00:26:53.100 We'll see if you can do it.

00:26:54.200 Wait.

00:26:54.500 So who's offering you four to five million?

00:26:57.900 When I talked to Jay Paul, they said that that's the last one they made eight million.

00:27:01.120 So they split four between each other. 0.99

00:27:02.680 Turn it the fuck off, dude. 0.54

00:27:04.200 No, obviously, like. 0.99

00:27:06.120 Just fucking stop it. 1.00

00:27:07.120 You fucking little pussy ass bitch. 1.00

00:27:11.380 no one offered this guy 1.00

00:27:13.440 four to five million dollars

00:27:14.960 to fight Jake

00:27:15.740 he said

00:27:17.260 I think let me keep playing it actually

00:27:18.560 but this fight will be a lot bigger

00:27:19.740 let's do it

00:27:20.360 and I was like alright I'm done

00:27:21.140 wow

00:27:22.020 okay

00:27:22.720 I mean I would imagine

00:27:23.920 that's more than what you make in Bellator

00:27:25.220 it's close

00:27:27.560 but you know

00:27:28.220 it's fine

00:27:28.780 it's close

00:27:29.360 the competition's a lot

00:27:30.800 I mean I'm funny you guys

00:27:31.580 are martial artists

00:27:32.360 for their whole life

00:27:32.940 yeah you're making

00:27:34.580 four to five million dollars

00:27:35.680 a fight in Bellator 0.99

00:27:36.540 damn 0.99

00:27:38.020 I just 1.00

00:27:38.860 damn 0.95

00:27:39.840 it's close 0.98

00:27:41.360 i just don't listen i just don't fault the dude like he's out here trying to get his bags i get 0.99

00:27:46.500 you know what i'm saying and like by the way there's a lot of fucking people doing it bro 0.97

00:27:49.920 like yo like let's be honest we're watching this the bigger fucking story and the story 0.99

00:27:55.520 everybody's always talking about is this gibber shit okay gibber has worked this fight situation 0.99

00:28:02.080 for his benefit prior to this fight prior to jake paul gibber beef i didn't know who the fuck 0.99

00:28:09.880 gibber was i still don't and by the way in america nobody fucking does and i'm not saying that's a 0.88

00:28:15.020 problem but he's working it the right way he's doing it the same way that dylan danis is he 0.88

00:28:19.240 sees an opportunity he's trying to seize it i have no problem with that but like dylan danis is like

00:28:23.820 i i in my in my he's harping on it hours of spare time i went back and i watched gibbs first fight

00:28:30.580 and i how'd he do i didn't see i legitimately cannot believe

00:28:36.540 and maybe it's an act but i cannot believe he thinks he stands even the slightest chance with

00:28:43.160 jake it's he's the sloppiest fighter i've ever seen in my life he was one of the fights where

00:28:51.140 if you happen to be a boxing fan and you were watching the undercard before ksi and i fight 0.95

00:28:58.060 he was one of the fights that people watching they're like oh what the fuck is this like

00:29:02.040 oh these are this is a youtuber fight yeah it's just like a weird like bouncy almost like he did 0.96

00:29:09.160 like lines of cocaine before he fought and then just come came in and he ended up punching himself

00:29:14.680 in the face twice but you know um the fans want to see it and that's i mean i think i think there's

00:29:19.720 something to be said there like if if if gib wants to do it and uh i know jake jake would be down

00:29:24.600 i think i think he's i think he's underestimating the amount of work that that jake is putting in

00:29:30.540 as it compares to the amount of work that you're putting in like i wouldn't say jake's

00:29:33.860 at a hundred percent of what you're doing because he's not fight prepping you know what i'm saying

00:29:38.480 but like he's at he's at sparring every day he's running every day he hasn't missed a practice he

00:29:44.040 hasn't drank he hasn't he's he's did he drink last night nah he didn't drink last night he's he's

00:29:49.560 he's prepping for a fight that are we have we talked about like i don't even know if we can

00:29:54.560 say this but like stop stop like thinking about november 9th for jake paul fight is that is that

00:30:00.260 There's no November 9th Jake Paul fight

00:30:03.620 Keemstar stopped talking about it

00:30:05.040 Gibb stopped talking about it

00:30:06.200 The undercard is not going to have Jake Paul on it 0.98

00:30:08.800 We can say that without a shadow of a fucking doubt 0.97

00:30:10.880 He's going to have his own fight 0.99

00:30:13.080 Faye Sensei got a fight though

00:30:14.680 I did see that

00:30:15.380 I'm actually really excited for that fight

00:30:16.960 He's fighting a

00:30:18.560 MMA YouTuber

00:30:20.180 I think he has a family channel

00:30:22.660 I believe his name is Josh Bruckner

00:30:24.080 He's an MMA fighter with a family channel

00:30:27.300 He's like your dream

00:30:28.420 yeah one day bro but yeah look at this kid super good looking kid uh friendly guy i know he was

00:30:34.640 chirping at me for a little bit but i kind of didn't entertain it because i i didn't know who

00:30:38.380 he was but now he's on my radar he's gonna be fighting face sensei which should be a good fight

00:30:42.240 two like pro guys uh like uh novice level pros would that be like the core undercard is that

00:30:49.580 like the one right before yours probably right no hell no no there's real there's like pro pro

00:30:54.220 boxers bro billy joe saunders is is fighting for the title crazy on our undercard crazy that's 0.99

00:31:00.040 his own shit that's his own shit bro that's what legitimizes this so much look at look at this guy 1.00

00:31:05.060 dude look at that happy family and whatnot just making youtube videos and beating people up 1.00

00:31:09.880 i ain't mad at it it looks like a good christian you know what i'm saying yeah he does he probably

00:31:15.400 is man and by the way shout out to all the christians yeah for real wait are you guys

00:31:20.500 christians oh you both are did you meet through bible study wait can i ask you a question i hate

00:31:27.580 to say it in such a you know upfront way but who are those girls and what like i think you know 0.69

00:31:33.340 the one sorry the one in the back is is a friend who also was my first girlfriend ever oh yes of

00:31:42.020 course i'm sorry i have poor vision from old age i can barely see back there plus i haven't slept

00:31:47.020 in like four days i'm gonna be honest you look great this is this is the extent of our interaction

00:31:51.580 i am not gonna be allowed to talk to you after the show so hello from afar no we actually installed

00:31:56.400 some glass in your bedroom oh cool so we can do like a little jail type very cool yes all right

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00:33:04.180 I feel like the rust is shaking off.

00:33:06.100 I'm alive.

00:33:07.340 I'm feeling better.

00:33:07.880 First half of the show or first quarter.

00:33:09.960 little we haven't filmed in how long

00:33:12.060 it's been it's been more years

00:33:14.120 years at this point it's been years

00:33:16.120 you know what I'm excited for what

00:33:17.700 and what excites me around this

00:33:20.140 fight stuff lay it on me

00:33:21.320 the

00:33:22.440 amount that I feel like

00:33:25.540 us as a team team

00:33:27.860 maverick our brand value

00:33:29.780 rises

00:33:31.660 exponentially almost there is

00:33:34.060 so much content around it and like the respect

00:33:36.280 that you get as a fighter

00:33:38.120 is so much different than

00:33:39.400 being a youtuber like bro when i walk in a room my energy is different like there's a there's a 0.98

00:33:44.500 danger level to me that people know like this kid's willing to fucking try to beat people up 0.58

00:33:49.460 in a ring from a versatility standpoint i told you last night that there's and based on like the 0.96

00:33:55.980 signs and basically on the on the on the vibes i've been getting lately there's never been a time

00:34:00.600 i've been more excited to be on this team like like between all of the things we have going on

00:34:05.760 right now this podcast my show your fight like the the um the word you always use is momentum 0.59

00:34:11.700 momentum do you feel that fucking momentum like being team being team maverick being 0.77

00:34:16.980 a part of the entities that we exist in right now and even more so being a fan of those 0.67

00:34:22.060 i feel like the the value of that right now is hitting an is hitting a point that on november 0.90

00:34:27.920 9th when you secure that fucking knockout and we walk out of there you are literally going to have 0.97

00:34:33.720 your pick of the litter in b-class hollywood i told you last night you are you are moving from 0.99

00:34:39.480 c-list girls to b and b plus girls based on the strength of this fucking fight and by the way 0.99

00:34:46.060 i may even move up from e-list to fucking d-list bro like straight the fuck up dude bro but that's 0.98

00:34:52.260 not that's okay i hear you sorry i may have gone off track a little bit i hear you you're out of 0.97

00:34:56.740 want to roll um we have quite possibly the best piece of content that we've ever made coming out

00:35:04.060 on i think i'm gonna aim for november 2nd i want to drop the trailer oh this it'll actually already

00:35:08.960 be out so go check it out it's called the maverick it is a uh a documentary about the logan paul of

00:35:16.300 2017 and 2018 post japan um in short along with myself the internet destroyed me and miraculously

00:35:26.260 and in such a weird roundabout way boxing saved me and it is a compelling touching inside look

00:35:34.600 of what was going on in my life at that time and how i didn't honestly decide to quit everything

00:35:44.340 um and so i'm really excited to release that piece of content again i think i'm aiming for

00:35:50.480 november 2nd it's going to be called the maverick i'm so excited and yeah it's it's it's so well 0.97

00:35:55.240 done it's a movie and people say that all the time now it's a movie no this is a fucking movie

00:36:00.020 yeah this isn't this isn't like uh this isn't like a youtuber documentary about some minute 0.95

00:36:06.820 thing this was a a a moment in time where i failed to the highest degree and i had an option

00:36:17.080 to quit or somehow try to pick myself up and for everyone who's ever made a mistake in their life

00:36:22.880 or is feeling like they're at rock bottom,

00:36:25.280 I want this to be the light to show you

00:36:27.700 that it could definitely, definitely, definitely get worse.

00:36:30.380 But more importantly, it will definitely get better always.

00:36:34.000 That's like, that's just the way life works.

00:36:35.640 I'm so happy that both of us can live by that code now.

00:36:38.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:39.040 So great.

00:36:39.620 Like that's something we can both relate on.

00:36:41.380 Yeah.

00:36:41.680 So much.

00:36:43.080 And I have that, I got a delivery date for my book.

00:36:45.720 It looks like.

00:36:46.480 No, you don't. 1.00

00:36:46.900 For everybody that's waiting on that shit. 1.00

00:36:48.280 Yeah, it looks like March 1, dude. 1.00

00:36:49.960 Wait, wait, really?

00:36:50.960 Late February, March 1. 1.00

00:36:52.140 yeah writer like co-writers locked in she's gonna clean the fucker up and 0.92

00:36:56.240 you know self-publishing a book bro it's scary i wrote the thing for five years it's got a lot of 0.98

00:37:02.420 it's got a lot of shit that was painful for me to write and a lot of uh coping skills and a lot of

00:37:08.000 more than anything it's a story it's it it's in it's a compelling read because it's graphic and 0.96

00:37:14.100 visceral and it makes you scared and it makes you want to crawl up in a ball and cry at points it's

00:37:19.400 a it's a story i'm excited for that to come out because i think like a lot of people think you're

00:37:24.340 just like at hey big mike yeah you know and like you're the guy who sits next to me and like does

00:37:28.740 the night shift but like and i've i've said this before this this man had like technically should

00:37:34.340 not be alive according to like the regular like rules and physics of life has defied death so

00:37:41.200 many times and i'm excited to to finally be able to show everyone the inside look of like who is

00:37:48.100 mike malak i'm so i'm so ex-drug addict x 300 pound guy like x ben stabbed thrown out of cars 0.65

00:37:54.840 x fucking just escaped it like it's it reads like a movie and i don't and i also i also don't know 0.90

00:38:01.040 that within a year of it going out it's not a movie like we've already so amazing the person 0.95

00:38:05.500 that is co-writing it with me is is a new york times best-selling author she's got i think three

00:38:10.440 or four new york times bestsellers and the last one she wrote sold to netflix and became a movie

00:38:16.440 so she already has that connection and so like just all the things that are involved in it are

00:38:21.260 so timely and relevant right now the opiate epidemic which is obviously the biggest kind

00:38:25.640 of the biggest story that exists in our country right now you know the rise of us as a as a you

00:38:30.260 know a re-rise of us as a team and just all of these different things are so timely and relevant

00:38:34.920 that i would be surprised if it wasn't picked up and turned into some sort of uh like visual piece

00:38:39.540 it's cool to it's cool for me to sort of discover the complexity and depth that you have to your

00:38:47.780 character every day like i find out something new about mike every day like the other day he

00:38:51.520 i don't know if i can say anything you want i literally as you know you guys know every single

00:38:56.900 thing about me and what you don't know you'll find out in the book i'm actually excited to hear this 0.58

00:39:00.480 because i have no idea what the fuck we're talking in the car he goes yo i don't think i showed you 0.80

00:39:04.400 this and he pulled his his his lips back yeah and he's missing like four teeth on the left side 0.98

00:39:11.000 i didn't know this did you know that bro like god you go you go through hell he's got no molars on

00:39:19.240 his left side and by the way mom i'm i'm so sorry about that like so my mom loved your teeth it was

00:39:27.320 the most important thing in her life oh like literally all the braces all the dentist visits

00:39:32.180 It's like I had perfect teeth.

00:39:34.160 And when you go through a 10-year stretch of war,

00:39:38.280 I don't know how else to describe it,

00:39:39.780 self-inflicted war, whatever you want to call it,

00:39:42.320 there are casualties.

00:39:43.660 And that's one of them.

00:39:45.180 And I'll get them fixed.

00:39:46.220 I'm supposed to get them fixed sooner

00:39:47.380 because I think that bone starts to deteriorate a little bit.

00:39:51.500 And so if they want to put new teeth in it,

00:39:53.920 that you need to do it.

00:39:55.200 Luckily, Mac Bilsky's father is the best dentist,

00:39:57.680 I guess, in the country.

00:39:58.560 He's amazing.

00:40:00.340 He took my wisdom teeth out.

00:40:01.680 Shout out Dr. Bilski

00:40:03.340 I love Dr. B

00:40:05.900 Yeah he's great

00:40:07.000 I mean in a lot of ways bro

00:40:10.080 Physically there's a lot of damage left

00:40:12.440 But I wake up every day 0.94

00:40:14.060 And I'm fucking stoked 0.89

00:40:15.320 I'm amped bro 0.91

00:40:16.940 Especially right now

00:40:18.000 I've never been more excited to be alive dude

00:40:20.240 I got good news to add on to that

00:40:22.280 I think the main channel

00:40:24.220 The vlog channel is going to hit 20 million soon

00:40:26.140 I think we're like 80,000 away from 20 million 1.00

00:40:28.320 I can't believe that shit 0.99

00:40:29.280 I'm so vastly underprepared for, for that four months. 0.99

00:40:33.420 No, what was it?

00:40:33.960 Four or five months ago, we were sitting there. 1.00

00:40:36.260 We were like, mother fucking brother, Jakey, you son of a bitch sneak up on us. 1.00

00:40:41.220 And he was, and by the way, he still is brother. 1.00

00:40:43.700 Jakey's he's, he's, he's working on a lot of things.

00:40:46.420 He's going, I, I talked about it on my show.

00:40:50.040 He's, he's making the run for a more traditional play.

00:40:52.580 He's talking to some networks.

00:40:53.840 He's got a lot of good stuff going on.

00:40:55.220 And so YouTube isn't his only concern right now.

00:40:57.860 luckily for us because it looks like we're going to hit the 20m mark before he does

00:41:02.060 it is exciting yeah i do have bad news yeah so i went on this podcast or this uh show during my

00:41:12.080 media day yes i i hope this is going where i think it is yeah with this dude named jason

00:41:15.940 ellis okay cool because i have this in my notes oh okay which i have today notes nice i know

00:41:20.840 prepared yeah jason ellis he's a uh he's a radio show host super cool guy but it was

00:41:27.640 interesting because like he's definitely an alpha and i'm an alpha too and like the first thing we

00:41:33.080 started talking about when he came in the room was fighting and like fighting each other because

00:41:36.740 he fights he's like you know you're not a professional boxer i'm like well i am he goes

00:41:40.440 you know what with like you know guys like us who've been fighting for years i'm like no i

00:41:43.940 he goes you can't just say you're a professional boxer i'm like well technically i am i have no

00:41:47.720 fights in anyways we got into it a little bit and um i told him that i was a host of the number

00:41:54.880 one podcast in the world i'm so happy you're bringing this up and he wouldn't he wouldn't

00:41:58.560 he's not let it he goes wait you're like bigger than joe rogan i said well like what's the metric

00:42:02.220 metric for success here like we're talking about like views or just overall just being the best

00:42:06.300 he goes well wouldn't be the best mean you have the most downloads and i'm like

00:42:09.600 i mean who what are we talking about here you know and he pressed me and i kind of like 0.81

00:42:15.120 panicked a little bit and i ended up saying like okay like fuck bro i guess we don't have the most 0.77

00:42:19.940 downloads, but was still the number one 0.97

00:42:22.000 podcast in the world. Facts.

00:42:23.720 You know? Or so I thought.

00:42:26.160 No, no. Where's this going?

00:42:27.980 I gotta hear this, because I'm getting fucking mad. 0.95

00:42:30.740 Joe Rogan had Edward 0.95

00:42:31.920 Snowden on his podcast. 1.00

00:42:33.860 Fucking fuck. Edward Snowden! 1.00

00:42:35.820 Listen, what are we doing? We don't even

00:42:37.900 have a guest. We have no guest. Look at our guest right now.

00:42:39.860 We don't even have our third co-host, Spencer.

00:42:41.860 We have Edward Snowden post-NSA.

00:42:44.300 Invisible. He's not even fucking here, 0.98

00:42:46.080 dude. He's gone. He's in Russia. 0.99

00:42:47.840 Edward Snowden. Bro, like, how do you do that?

00:42:49.620 how do you do that dude sorry yeah he skyped him in bro he's like what he's he's he skyped him in

00:43:01.780 can we edward snowden nsa agent uh extraordinaire responsible for one of the most loved and hated

00:43:11.340 individuals on this planet responsible for some of the largest leaks whistleblowing in the history

00:43:19.580 of the u.s government the most one of the most interesting people on this planet should you talk 0.99

00:43:26.820 about me having should been dead should have been dead this dude is a fucking ghost the fact that 0.99

00:43:33.080 he is still alive is a miracle and even like look at the room he's recording in like what 0.99

00:43:39.420 where is he well no marks no marks nothing dude nothing and joe rogan had him on so we i mean

00:43:45.820 with all due respect to us and

00:43:48.060 don't say it and I'll say

00:43:50.300 how you want to say it now I'm ready to combat it

00:43:52.140 no no I just we gotta step our game up that's all

00:43:54.220 I'm gonna say like let's get

00:43:56.240 some like that who's that guy

00:43:57.700 that the other leak guy oh he's in jail

00:44:00.240 Julian Assange Julian Assange

00:44:01.520 we can get him via holograph people have done that

00:44:04.100 in the past listen listen

00:44:05.160 Joe Rogan

00:44:07.440 has

00:44:08.800 a bald head he has a bald head

00:44:14.020 but listen

00:44:15.100 joe rogan's podcast is potentially the most well-rounded because here's the deal it goes

00:44:22.640 back to the metrics joe rogan exists in a space that is so professional so fucking well put

00:44:29.520 together so well-rounded he brings in the people that that intrigue your mind okay

00:44:35.540 logan and i and spencer are personalities this is a this is a variety show of sorts okay and by the

00:44:44.260 way we are the podcast of people that play in a young hollywood that we represent honestly and

00:44:54.740 transparently that no one else is talking about we are talking about the things that a certain 0.98

00:44:59.480 group of people want to hear about nobody else is talking about the shit as openly as we are 0.85

00:45:03.740 we will expose ourselves we'll talk about the parties we go to and by the way also the world's 0.94

00:45:08.980 biggest youtuber and by the way one of the world's best youtubing fighter youtubers like like

00:45:15.060 there's a lot of variety here and a lot of really good personality rogan's is way more laid back

00:45:20.860 thought provoking it's it it's different metrics like you said but it also it also i'm i'm

00:45:28.740 looking forward to our future where we can get to a point

00:45:31.960 to convey the type of information he does in a more digestible way i think we're really good at

00:45:41.820 that the good news is bro i'm i'm i'm more than half his age or less than half so you got a lot

00:45:46.780 of time to do like i'm 24 he's 52 so i'm i'm stunned at how much he knows here's what his

00:45:52.640 curiosity first off curiosity is is quite possibly one of the best traits i think a human can have

00:45:58.220 amazing he is so curious about everything about life and i have it too and i hope it just like

00:46:02.740 i can further nurture that trait of mine and just like satisfy a hunger that i have for knowledge

00:46:09.480 but he is just like he knows everything everyone every minute and and by the way it's an it is an

00:46:16.980 age thing because you look at me and you're like people ask me all the time too they're like why

00:46:22.200 do you know such a weird wealth of information on topics that make no sense like when i'm sitting

00:46:26.480 down and somebody's i started having a conversation with renee descartes about renee descartes and 0.89

00:46:31.320 you know philosophies on first meditations and shit with mac in the fucking hot tub people are 0.95

00:46:35.240 like why do you know about this stuff well as you get older you just sponge stuff up and you learn 0.99

00:46:40.440 more and more stuff here's where he differs other than age every minute you spend talking to a girl

00:46:48.680 we're thinking about fighting thinking about the next piece of content he is studying the the deep

00:46:55.280 down low of what snowden was doing and he'll do he probably does hours and hours and hours and 0.92

00:47:00.620 hours and hours of prep work before those fucking interviews we talk about so a let me combat that 0.92

00:47:06.920 for a second i don't know that for snowden yes yeah yeah right okay yes for typical guests i'm 0.96

00:47:11.620 not sure but we talk about being regimented and the importance of it sure do you think like

00:47:16.860 i mean this has to be the case do you think like the fact that he's got a wife and a family and

00:47:22.380 the house and like a routine like helps weed by the way helps him just like zone in and just do

00:47:27.020 his thing to the best of his ability we look at what we did on the way into jones gun girl and

00:47:35.000 shapiro still not as much as he would have done but we came armed we came on you you came down

00:47:41.180 came armed i i'm like for some reason bro like i'm i'm not well equipped enough politically to

00:47:46.920 be able to have like those type of conversations with those type of people the stuff i we didn't

00:47:52.140 even work that differently for those interviews that or for those shows the thing is is i once

00:47:56.840 again it goes back to amount of time that i've spent in those subjects because they do vastly

00:48:05.180 interest me they do vastly interest me like if i got a chance to sit down with snowden i know enough

00:48:10.620 you're to your point you're probably right like i probably know enough to sit down and have a

00:48:16.220 meaningful interview and a meaningful show with snowden right now without doing any additional

00:48:20.240 research yeah because it's some we talk about this when it comes to movies sometimes when we

00:48:25.480 talk about what movie you want to watch what movie i want to watch the movies i want to watch 0.90

00:48:29.140 are about government secrecy the mafia like shit like that that's the stuff i'm interested in if 0.99

00:48:34.600 you bring a fighter on and you're talking about fight techniques you're going to crush that podcast 0.98

00:48:38.360 yeah yeah so that's a good point i mean the the the shows that rogan really excels on

00:48:44.360 Are the ones where it's a topic 0.95

00:48:46.460 That he fucking loves 0.98

00:48:47.980 Internet censorship, Snowden 0.99

00:48:50.380 Jones, like the people that he loves

00:48:52.500 To have on, so maybe at the end of the day

00:48:54.100 It comes down to being a passion thing

00:48:55.660 Absolutely, absolutely

00:48:57.900 So yeah, I recommend you guys all

00:49:00.560 Go listen to that Joe Rogan podcast

00:49:02.360 We still have yet to do it, we're probably just gonna sit down

00:49:04.160 Maybe even tonight and just listen to it

00:49:06.700 Tonight's the Halsey

00:49:08.460 Halloween party

00:49:09.460 You can't go

00:49:11.080 Yeah, I got invited

00:49:12.180 of course you did

00:49:13.360 it's funny because

00:49:14.460 all the parties that I

00:49:15.320 like have not

00:49:15.940 I'm not getting invited

00:49:16.900 to I'm going to

00:49:17.800 but you're getting

00:49:18.540 invited to I'm not

00:49:19.240 going to

00:49:19.560 hey Halsey

00:49:20.160 have a fun party

00:49:22.220 I guess

00:49:23.060 so yeah go listen

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00:50:48.700 yesterday night man you had you asked me a question the other day that got me thinking

00:50:54.180 you have the bagel question yeah of course i do i think about it every second of the day you do

00:51:00.380 yeah scares the shit out of me okay can you can you ask the question for the people i do you want

00:51:06.240 Mike asked me this question the other day

00:51:09.400 And it quite frankly blew my mind

00:51:11.600 And also by the way is extremely

00:51:13.440 Representative

00:51:15.920 Of me as a person

00:51:18.340 Like this is another one of those notes 0.86

00:51:20.780 Where it's like he's not just a clown

00:51:22.100 This is more representative of me as a person

00:51:25.380 Than the jokes I make on the show

00:51:27.200 He said

00:51:28.120 Logan, Paul

00:51:29.940 If you were a bagel 1.00

00:51:31.960 Nope, fucked it up 1.00

00:51:33.400 If you woke up tomorrow morning 1.00

00:51:35.900 you today you're a person you woke up tomorrow morning and you're a bagel you're a bagel you're 1.00

00:51:41.980 a fucking bagel bro like a breakfast treat and you're in a bag of bagels you can't talk the only 1.00

00:51:48.060 thing you're able to do is motor functions you can move around what what do you do and by the way 1.00

00:51:54.380 you have the full mental capacity that you have right now what's the first thing that you would

00:51:58.340 do so i said i go back to ohio i get i get on one side and i roll all the way back to ohio and try

00:52:07.060 to communicate with my mother about me being what would you what would what would you do like what

00:52:13.420 would be your your your you don't have opposable thumb by the way you don't have arms you can only

00:52:17.600 roll that's it so like depending on if like the amount of incline or decline on a surface bro you

00:52:27.440 could probably be going pretty fast a bagel is basically a soft wheel oh that's all it is and

00:52:31.820 by the way you have like you have functionality where you can propel yourself uphill like you're

00:52:36.400 not you're not a you're not just able to roll and bounce you can you can move so all right so what

00:52:41.060 was your answer i i guess you would i guess you would try to bounce around on a keyboard and do

00:52:46.680 your absolute best to convey that you're a bagel seems tough because of the no thumbs thing no

00:52:52.320 here's where this question concerned me because he had a follow-up and this is when i really

00:52:57.220 started to my mind just started to implode he said okay so no no no no no the file it's an

00:53:04.820 it's based on another question slash civil rights issue that we've talked about on this show before

00:53:11.840 we've talked about hell being a place where you wake up and someone shoves pineapples up your

00:53:17.360 every single day wide side first you wake up and it happens every day there's an alternate hell

00:53:23.800 i believe that exists where you wake up and you are a doorknob you're a doorknob and you cannot

00:53:31.220 you can't say anything you can't move like the bagel you are just a doorknob but you have all

00:53:36.520 of the mental capacity that you have currently and so people just grab you and turn you all 0.93

00:53:41.100 fucking day and you can't do anything like what must that be like bro what must that be like for 0.98

00:53:49.160 all of the people who have done wrong in this life that are now doorknobs bro here's where i 0.99

00:53:55.200 got concerned mike said so this begs the question do we go around the house and remove all the

00:54:00.680 doorknobs and put them in like a nice comfy chair with like a pillow and a blanket and ask them how

00:54:05.400 they're doing and take care of them like give them a drink a bite to eat because here's the thing

00:54:10.380 like i'm looking at well one fell off did someone remove that one it's all right so there's two that

00:54:16.920 i'm looking at like who's to know that like some dude who is wrongfully judged at heaven's gate 0.86

00:54:21.480 isn't stuck inside that fucking doorknob right now hungry scared alone and unable to convey the 0.91

00:54:27.300 fact that he's been turned into an inanimate object it's a question do you know what i'm 1.00

00:54:33.660 saying like does that not scare anyone else in the fucking room andre you're a vegan bro you 1.00

00:54:40.000 have any thoughts on this fuck you Andre you don't even live in this house anymore 1.00

00:54:46.500 I just been spending time with his new girlfriend what else has been going on besides the doorknobs 1.00

00:54:52.200 and stuff man I've been I've been not not fucking what I've been not not fucking so you are having 0.99

00:54:59.180 yeah yeah yeah I walked in the other day and there's a nice girl in your bed and and she was 1.00

00:55:04.440 actually beautiful what the fuck do you mean what how fucking dare you bro how dare you what is that 0.99

00:55:12.700 supposed to mean dude my my comedic charm is enough to command solid hollywood d and e listers bro and 0.99

00:55:21.020 you know that i just i fucking know that well i've just seen you with some crush questionable 0.99

00:55:25.620 creatures you fuck you dude which ones i want to hear about this bro all right hey mute this 0.99

00:55:32.260 you remember the 1.00

00:55:33.540 that she came over one day and I was like

00:55:38.360 what's happening here?

00:55:39.700 no she was a while back

00:55:41.860 when you were still drinking

00:55:44.280 bro

00:55:46.580 you don't even have to mute that by the way 1.00

00:55:48.840 the amount of blonde haired 1.00

00:55:50.840 giant boob women 1.00

00:55:52.000 that's 99% of the girls 1.00

00:55:54.940 that I hook up with bro 1.00

00:55:56.000 it's LA every girl except for the two that are here 1.00

00:55:58.820 right now have fake lips fake tits 1.00

00:56:00.700 and blonde hair 1.00

00:56:01.340 It's a calling card

00:56:03.320 It's not true

00:56:03.960 Hey I like you guys just the way you are

00:56:06.160 Stay natural and just work out

00:56:08.320 But I am settling down though

00:56:09.860 That's not even remotely true 0.99

00:56:12.460 Fuck 0.99

00:56:12.840 It's alright 1.00

00:56:14.740 I know you will 0.99

00:56:18.220 I suck at this bro 0.98

00:56:19.540 I'm so bad at it dude 0.94

00:56:22.400 And you're right dude 1.00

00:56:23.560 The porn stars have fucking ruined me 1.00

00:56:25.320 I told you 1.00

00:56:26.100 They're gonna make

00:56:28.060 They've ruined my expectations

00:56:30.340 Yes, it's all about expectation management

00:56:33.500 and they destroy it

00:56:35.120 because it's so easy

00:56:36.580 and they're so talented.

00:56:39.200 Bro, I was at Dan's party last night

00:56:41.760 and I was sitting on a couch

00:56:42.780 and there was this girl, 0.81

00:56:43.440 she was sitting on a couch

00:56:44.180 and it turned quickly into,

00:56:46.060 because I told you last night, dude,

00:56:47.500 or today,

00:56:48.920 and by the way, this is gross. 1.00

00:56:50.320 I probably made out with like 10 girls last night.

00:56:51.900 Like random.

00:56:52.820 No further.

00:56:53.760 No further with a single one of them.

00:56:55.640 You know what that sounds like to me?

00:56:57.700 Common cold.

00:56:58.160 The common cold.

00:56:58.860 It's common, dude.

00:56:59.460 I feel it already.

00:57:00.340 bro. I'm going to get fucking sick. Okay. But one of them I was making out with, 0.99

00:57:03.960 and I was like sitting on a couch and I was like, so how'd you end up on this couch?

00:57:06.640 And she was like, so that was your opener. Not really. She was, no, do you want,

00:57:10.680 do you want to know how this conversation went down?

00:57:13.620 I walked up and I see three girls and they're just like chatting, laughing, 1.00

00:57:16.920 sitting on a couch. And I come over and I go like this and I'm just like hanging out.

00:57:21.360 I waved to him and one girl goes, Hey, what's this guy's deal? And she goes,

00:57:24.700 and the other girl goes hey you're like a like an important person or something aren't you oh my

00:57:31.560 god i wonder how many times she said that at the party and you know and you know what i said there

00:57:34.980 i go i'd like to believe we're all important oh that boy mike and and so but but like let's be 0.93

00:57:40.940 honest yeah you're you're important the clout pushed the fucking the conversation along pretty

00:57:45.140 quickly and so i'm sitting there with her and you know one thing leads to another we started making 0.88

00:57:48.620 out and i turned to her and i'm like what do you mean wait wait no you just jumped like five steps

00:57:53.280 You just start making out

00:57:54.180 Nah there really was no more steps

00:57:55.140 I told you about the other girl

00:57:56.500 That I walked down the stairs 1.00

00:57:57.360 And she goes

00:57:57.740 We matched on Tinder

00:57:58.540 And I go

00:57:58.860 Oh yeah what's up

00:57:59.480 She goes you wanna make out

00:58:00.280 And I go sure 0.90

00:58:00.720 We started making out 1.00

00:58:01.500 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:58:02.360 What's happening 1.00

00:58:02.860 So weird

00:58:03.440 So weird bro

00:58:04.300 What's happening

00:58:04.920 But this 0.85

00:58:05.380 But couch girl 1.00

00:58:06.400 We started making out

00:58:07.840 And then

00:58:08.360 I was like

00:58:09.780 Yeah wow

00:58:10.460 This is a great party

00:58:11.440 Do you wanna like 1.00

00:58:13.460 Go fuck or something 1.00

00:58:14.120 You said that to her 1.00

00:58:15.940 Yeah and she's like

00:58:16.460 I don't know

00:58:16.780 That seems a little quick

00:58:17.520 And I was like

00:58:17.840 I'll see you later

00:58:18.460 Just walked away bro

00:58:20.060 And just moved down 1.00

00:58:20.900 With the rest of my fucking nights 0.99

00:58:22.300 I've been ruined bro 1.00

00:58:23.700 I'm fucked 1.00

00:58:24.240 I'm completely fucked bro 1.00

00:58:26.020 Oh you're saying that happened 1.00

00:58:27.060 Because of your 0.99

00:58:27.700 The porn star expectations 0.96

00:58:28.760 What do I do 0.95

00:58:30.600 Like how do I reverse all this

00:58:31.960 Is it possible

00:58:32.560 Look

00:58:32.980 Should I go back to church

00:58:34.540 Ooh

00:58:35.600 It's quite possible

00:58:37.400 That could help you eventually

00:58:38.280 Are you guys saying yes

00:58:39.000 They're devout Christians

00:58:40.200 Maybe you can take me on Sunday

00:58:41.500 I think that would help

00:58:42.920 Yeah

00:58:43.680 Have a few convos

00:58:44.900 With our man and Jesus

00:58:46.580 Either that

00:58:47.360 Or like

00:58:47.960 The last two times

00:58:49.520 I had like a nice girl

00:58:50.700 That I liked

00:58:51.420 I kept hanging out with her

00:58:54.400 Even though you know all about

00:58:56.580 This right now

00:58:57.420 Even though we didn't hook up at first

00:58:59.400 And the love just grew and grew and grew

00:59:02.140 And then I realized that I had passed the hump

00:59:04.140 From lost to actually liking the girl

00:59:05.840 I'm telling you girls out there

00:59:07.640 If you're hooking up on the first night

00:59:09.260 With the expectation that it's going to lead to something more than that 0.99

00:59:12.260 You're fucking yourself over 1.00

00:59:13.340 You're fucking yourself over 1.00

00:59:15.000 You really got to hold out 1.00

00:59:17.120 Yo you really do

00:59:19.020 Unless 0.97

00:59:19.800 Damn why am I saying this 1.00

00:59:22.480 What an asshole bro 1.00

00:59:23.940 No I'm fucking over all the bros out there 1.00

00:59:26.100 No fuck the bros 1.00

00:59:27.660 Listen y'all gotta earn it 1.00

00:59:29.240 Y'all gotta be gentlemen y'all gotta earn it

00:59:31.260 Here's what I'll say

00:59:32.500 If you're a woman 1.00

00:59:35.440 And you're trying to lock down your mans

00:59:37.560 And you're putting out real quick

00:59:40.160 Like Mike said

00:59:40.820 It's probably not gonna go your way

00:59:43.400 So hold out a little bit

00:59:45.700 Two weeks three weeks

00:59:47.840 A month

00:59:49.520 Like I'd say a month,

00:59:51.240 like every girl that has ended up being my girlfriend has not let me hit for 0.54

00:59:56.180 the first month.

00:59:56.940 That's just how it happens.

00:59:58.160 We,

00:59:58.420 we,

00:59:58.860 we fall in love or like each other in that first month.

01:00:01.240 And then the physical happens afterwards, 1.00

01:00:03.400 unless you suck. 1.00

01:00:07.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:07.620 If you're not cool and you're not dope and you can't command attention from

01:00:13.720 the man's and you're not,

01:00:15.020 you might just have to give him a hand job.

01:00:17.620 Yeah.

01:00:17.700 like you might have to you might have to yo but that's such a the thing about the party last night

01:00:26.860 and like it's not because by the way i've made this note before the only difference between the

01:00:30.960 girls at the party last night and porn stars is the camera that's the only difference like all 1.00

01:00:35.860 that's why like this whole strategy won't work with those girls because these girls don't want 1.00

01:00:39.920 to get locked down they want to be at the party they want to be doing lines and they want to be 1.00

01:00:44.500 fucking random youtubers like that's what they want to do and so like it's been hard for me 0.71

01:00:50.080 because i've been more than happy to fill that void for them like i've used me use me as a 0.99

01:00:54.780 fucking tool okay that's all i am for you i'm a garden hoe that's it fucking utilize me i'm a 0.98

01:01:01.580 part of your toolbox that's it but soon enough i may be a bouquet of flowers and a nice young 0.99

01:01:08.160 gal's life i it's i i it it's not gonna ever happen no maybe he's gonna be uncle mike soon

01:01:16.080 if i get a kid coming if i get a kid coming real soon you're gonna be uncle mike and i need you

01:01:20.780 to live in my house forever we've talked about this a lot lately i'm not i'm not i'm not leaving

01:01:26.200 or we're gonna get a new place with two floors that has two kitchens see this girl right here

01:01:30.740 look at her um i've told you about this girl before she's good friends with your 1.00

01:01:37.340 Ex-assistant 1.00

01:01:38.460 I won't name which one 0.99

01:01:39.380 To try to keep her

01:01:40.020 Off the radar a little bit

01:01:41.080 She is the most wholesome

01:01:43.420 And cute girl I've ever met 0.96

01:01:45.000 Oh well might as well 1.00

01:01:45.880 Ruin her Mike 0.99

01:01:46.600 Might as well destroy 0.99

01:01:48.220 Every ounce of

01:01:49.640 Goodness that she has

01:01:51.420 In her Mike 0.84

01:01:52.000 I hung out with her last night

01:01:53.320 Oh god 1.00

01:01:53.760 She's done 0.99

01:01:54.620 For an hour

01:01:56.220 And she was like

01:01:58.160 This is a lot of fun

01:01:59.120 And by the way

01:01:59.700 Approach her completely differently

01:02:01.180 Completely hands off

01:02:02.880 Like we'll hug

01:02:03.440 And she's like

01:02:03.840 You're so cute

01:02:04.380 I love you

01:02:04.800 I love you

01:02:05.540 I love you

01:02:05.840 Very friendly and cool

01:02:06.860 and uh she's like we should hang out again sometime and i go i'm gonna be honest with you

01:02:10.760 i don't want to hang out with you you're so wholesome you are so you're you i said that to

01:02:16.020 her i i literally i show you the text right now actually let me pull this up i've i've tried i've

01:02:21.940 had a few girls like that and i've i've said that same thing to them because it just didn't feel

01:02:27.320 right so she texted me at 12 before today um oh wow she sent you hella emojis with hearts hi thanks

01:02:33.460 for having me come with you last night we need to hang

01:02:35.420 she said love you

01:02:37.060 and I said you're literally my favorite person I think

01:02:39.400 I'm just gonna become wholesome for you

01:02:41.060 not whole wheat or whole foods

01:02:43.180 I said what's going on this wholesome weekend world

01:02:45.280 do you save puppies and she goes I'm actually going to

01:02:47.240 Halsey's party tonight

01:02:48.440 so maybe she's not

01:02:50.300 now she is she's wholesome I don't think 1.00

01:02:53.400 that exists in LA she's 1.00

01:02:54.780 a gem diamond in the rough then 1.00

01:02:57.320 dude she's also like 19 0.82

01:02:59.280 I don't fucking know that's why she hasn't 1.00

01:03:01.360 time to become tainted by an 1.00

01:03:03.160 asshole like you mark i'm not i won't do it i one thing bro i always based my my shit on too and it 1.00

01:03:09.680 when it comes to drugs and other vices in life is i don't like turning people on to shit 1.00

01:03:14.000 if you're already a hoe jump in my cesspool i'm here for you soaking the fucking riches of this 1.00

01:03:21.140 acid water but if you're like if you're a wholesome person and you've never used a drug 1.00

01:03:27.540 like back back my old style or you've never you know been like that i do not want to make you do

01:03:32.600 that i don't want to be responsible for your demise i hate i always hated the thought that 0.51

01:03:39.320 i could make someone turn bad i like uh i like that about you you know what i'm saying yeah i do

01:03:44.840 uh i think that's probably good for the episode hey yeah we were a little rough i was a little

01:03:52.880 rough i haven't slept man i love everyone that's watching the show and i love everyone that's

01:03:57.280 watch the night shift and honestly i'm starting to people a lot of people are starting to come

01:04:03.560 up to me and i'm trying to like learn how to deal with it and shit just just stay humble dude i am

01:04:08.560 i doing a decent job of that would you say or no yeah the issue with you and i had this issue too 0.71

01:04:13.520 is and like she can actually test and she's known me since high school i've always i've always been

01:04:18.280 like kind of like a cocky douche you know like nothing's really changed i got followers and 0.88

01:04:23.280 Everyone's like, you're so cocky. 0.92

01:04:25.020 I'm like, I can tell you factually 0.99

01:04:27.400 I've always been like this kind of douchebag guy. 0.89

01:04:29.620 I tweeted about this. 0.82

01:04:30.800 She said no.

01:04:33.460 You were gone before I was a senior.

01:04:36.240 No, yeah.

01:04:36.980 I know what happens when you're a senior.

01:04:38.440 Senior.

01:04:38.940 Well, because I went through puberty.

01:04:40.320 I became 6'2"?

01:04:41.660 You were going through puberty before you started?

01:04:43.740 No.

01:04:44.960 I was like, I was one.

01:04:46.440 I was 160 when I was a junior.

01:04:50.540 And then I was like 190 when I was a senior.

01:04:53.280 it was a night and i grew like five inches i remember coach campo i came to the weight room 0.88

01:04:57.460 one day he's like what the fuck happened to you i was like i don't know i don't know coach 0.73

01:05:01.680 i got these new hairs under my arms i tweeted about that i said yo like people are like yo 0.99

01:05:08.680 i think you're starting to get a big head i'm like shit my head has been fucking way too big 0.99

01:05:12.440 forever for even when i was even when i was a fucking big time drug it starts with self-awareness 0.99

01:05:17.720 i will say i've become humbled over time now granted i have glances of like just pure 0.86

01:05:25.120 douchebaggery yeah but uh you know i think the massive success actually in a weird way leads to

01:05:32.120 humility and because of the fall well no no no not not even like uh you just you become

01:05:39.180 grateful and gratitude led to humility because like you're just like wow oh you look around

01:05:45.580 me anyway i look around and i'm like wow uh i mean yes i earned this and i worked hard for it but it

01:05:54.060 i don't know sometimes it almost seems too good to be true so then i just turn to gratitude i'm

01:05:58.360 like holy shit and then i'm like wow well i've also told you before the only thing that uh

01:06:03.060 truly makes me happy anymore is helping someone like it like literally i can i can say that without 0.92

01:06:09.780 a without a shadow of you know uncertainty or doubt like all the escapades that i'm on and

01:06:15.020 all that stuff you know there are other things that make me happy watching you win stuff like

01:06:20.280 that but like yo when someone comes up to me and they're like and by the way for all the people 0.70

01:06:23.980 that are fucking in my dms bro like about you know having these life struggles and stuff like 0.86

01:06:28.640 that i wish so i think i'm gonna start here's what i think i'm gonna do i think i'm gonna set 0.98

01:06:31.780 an hour aside a week for all these people that have genuine addiction mental health problems to

01:06:39.360 do my absolute best to respond to some messages one what like that's the least that i could do

01:06:44.680 do you think that's like a good

01:06:46.860 like yeah yeah

01:06:49.160 it's mad noble I don't know how realistic

01:06:51.320 it is one hour

01:06:53.060 it leaves me 159

01:06:55.680 not

01:06:56.940 not in fight camp I have

01:06:59.320 free time but like do you know

01:07:01.220 how many times I have one hour

01:07:03.120 free when I'm doing

01:07:05.280 like regular content

01:07:07.140 stuff never we got it we have to make it work

01:07:09.260 bro there's so many people out there who like

01:07:11.280 like I hate seeing people struggle

01:07:13.300 bro it literally hurt it sickens me bro it's it sickens me and so when i could have a few words

01:07:19.720 that make people feel a little bit better that's like the only thing that truly makes me feel like

01:07:25.400 i'm doing something good do you know what i'm saying like i'm really doing something making

01:07:28.900 people laugh is great i love that i love having helping people escape from their monotony just 0.97

01:07:32.900 like you do but when you're able to give someone a reason to keep living their fucking life bro it's 0.99

01:07:38.400 like that's dope man yeah you sound like a pussy bro all right now i'm just do not 1.00

01:07:43.800 it's a joke can i not make a joke it's 2019 get fucking used to it i'm a comedian and also we've 1.00

01:07:51.000 been serious for a little too long but he's right that's why i do the shit i do bro yeah if i can 0.99

01:07:55.700 be a just a little bit of light in your day and distract you from the bullshit that's going on 0.99

01:08:01.060 in your life that's what i'm here yeah i hope that and more so more so learn from my mistakes 0.88

01:08:05.180 and use me as inspiration

01:08:06.480 to do whatever you want to do.

01:08:08.760 Right now, it's fitness.

01:08:09.900 If you're not working out,

01:08:11.600 join us, dude.

01:08:12.240 Fitness is the first step to greatness.

01:08:13.860 That said, enjoy this episode,

01:08:16.540 last episode of Impulsive

01:08:17.500 before the fight.

01:08:20.080 Get your tickets. 0.99

01:08:21.160 Maybe talk to us on Twitter and shit. 0.97

01:08:22.240 Link in the description. 0.97

01:08:23.220 Yeah, let us know what you're up to.

01:08:25.160 What you're feeling.

01:08:25.940 And ask us any questions.

01:08:27.420 The fight's going to be available

01:08:28.320 on the DAZN app

01:08:29.240 if you can't make it

01:08:29.820 to the Staples Center in Los Angeles.

01:08:31.820 If you live in Los Angeles,

01:08:33.340 by the way, 0.99

01:08:33.760 I expect you to fucking be there or, 0.99

01:08:36.740 or anywhere in California. 0.99

01:08:38.120 Be there.

01:08:38.520 If you live in the United States,

01:08:39.860 I expect you to be there.

01:08:41.100 I'm being honest.

01:08:41.780 You better be there.

01:08:42.980 Um,

01:08:43.440 this dub is for you guys,

01:08:45.180 yo.

01:08:45.560 Yeah.

01:08:45.720 Big facts.

01:08:46.360 I can't even say that cause it's your fight,

01:08:47.940 but if it's been,

01:08:49.060 well,

01:08:49.160 it's been quite the journey and you guys have been on it,

01:08:50.880 uh,

01:08:51.080 with this as a whole time.

01:08:51.960 Keep a lookout for our fight doc.

01:08:53.820 Trailer is going to be dropped already.

01:08:55.120 I'm going to link that in the description as well.

01:08:57.440 And,

01:08:57.880 uh,

01:08:58.320 November 2nd,

01:08:59.000 that's coming out.

01:09:00.080 That said,

01:09:01.040 hit that subscribe button.

01:09:02.040 We'll see you once. 0.85

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