Impaulsive with Logan Paul - November 20, 2019


E134 LOGAN PAUL LET EVERYONE DOWN - IMPAULSIVE EP. 134

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E133 COUNTDOWN TO FIGHT NIGHT WITH LOGAN PAUL - IMPAULSIVE EP. 133 E135 WILL DAZN’S VICE PRESIDENT LET LOGAN FIGHT AGAIN? - IMPAULSIVE EP. 135

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00:02:12.360 I mean, did you see the same fight I did?
00:02:14.640 I did, but I mean, like, you know, you got a couple blows in there, but I was expecting his head to fly off a little bit earlier.
00:02:19.920 I mean, bro, if his pesky neck wasn't attached to his body, it would have.
00:02:25.380 I mean, bro, like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I lost the fight.
00:02:28.880 No, no.
00:02:29.520 Okay.
00:02:31.000 Okay.
00:02:39.080 Dude, I woke up sick this morning.
00:02:40.960 I sneezed three times.
00:02:42.400 I didn't think I was going to make it on Impulsive today.
00:02:44.900 I really am sick.
00:02:46.100 Bro, how did I manage to belittle the fight into that one comment?
00:02:50.520 He got through the whole fight, I swear to God.
00:02:52.780 Everything was super classy.
00:02:54.360 Everything was perfect.
00:02:55.140 In the last second before we leave the place, he's like, I don't know.
00:02:58.500 I woke up this morning
00:02:59.220 I sneezed three times
00:03:00.280 and I was like 1.00
00:03:00.940 this motherfucker dude 0.99
00:03:01.940 he had to do it 1.00
00:03:02.580 you know what I think
00:03:03.280 we need to stop doing
00:03:04.420 post fight interviews
00:03:05.380 I mean you just
00:03:06.240 you just got whacked 0.93
00:03:07.080 in the skull 0.91
00:03:07.660 it can't be good
00:03:08.300 for your cognitive thinking
00:03:09.400 you didn't get whacked though 0.87
00:03:11.180 I got whacked a couple times
00:03:12.620 really
00:03:12.880 oh yeah
00:03:13.300 okay so when
00:03:14.080 when did you get hit
00:03:15.120 how did it feel
00:03:15.940 first off
00:03:16.320 we should
00:03:16.760 we should do a proper intro
00:03:17.860 let me practice
00:03:19.020 it's been a while
00:03:19.980 welcome
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00:03:26.460 welcome
00:03:26.760 you got it
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00:03:30.320 Wrong show.
00:03:32.320 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.
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00:03:42.740 It's post-fight.
00:03:44.540 I didn't win.
00:03:47.100 Facts.
00:03:47.720 Yeah, unfortunately.
00:03:49.560 Really would have been nice if you could have done it for America.
00:03:51.920 I know.
00:03:52.480 I know.
00:03:52.900 And for you guys, my friends, for my fans, honestly, everyone, 0.97
00:03:56.160 I just let the whole fucking world down.
00:03:57.940 i was belittled to a meme about sneezing my fault but now look at us man dude we've been 0.99
00:04:04.300 yes men for what how many years and that's the type of result you deliver us honestly just sick
00:04:10.560 of it dude at this point there's yes like i'm gonna go say yes to other people now i'm sick
00:04:16.040 of saying yes to you can we start open with the terminology from the uk i want to talk about this 0.59
00:04:21.860 so bad yeah like the amount of shit we've been what's going on i'm gonna be honest i haven't 0.95
00:04:26.060 been getting that much shit because i'm just like it kind of just like bounces off me but you've 0.97
00:04:30.420 been called many names by yes man which i guess is just a person that says yes a lot right and 0.99
00:04:36.180 also an arse licker or an arse licker i don't know exactly what they say yeah uh what are some 0.95
00:04:42.360 of the other oh and a nancy no a non-say non-say it means pedophile oh nice no here's how i know 0.95
00:04:50.180 this here's how i know this brutal there's a kid there's a kid he's like team ksi and he's got he's
00:04:55.340 got like a million plus youtube subscribers and last year he would come up to me and jake i actually 0.94
00:04:59.720 have the video here look at this fucking kid bro he's like he's a troll is he like their keemstar 0.95
00:05:05.640 tell them in welsh that you're gonna knock out deji in welsh yeah i'm a nonce deji i don't know 0.99
00:05:13.820 bro i don't trust that deji amanashe he just told he just told desi he's a pedophile like like this 0.99
00:05:22.040 kid got us and this year this motherfucker snuck into the ring bro post fight this kid 0.99
00:05:28.660 oh wow it's not very sneaky why do his shoes look like submarines they're massive dude 1.00
00:05:35.720 the point is yeah man we've been called non-says arse lickers they've been telling me to suck my 1.00
00:05:41.140 mom suck my mom suck your mom um and it's funny because like i mean i'm sure we'll talk a lot 0.99
00:05:48.260 about the fight but my sentiment towards it is uh just like extreme gratitude i was thankful to be 0.99
00:05:55.560 a part of the event was happy i got to uh experience that and put on a great show and i
00:06:01.180 got to give props uh what props would do ksi is is a is a dog is a g and uh i i posted a video
00:06:08.280 called i lost and i explained how i was actually filing an official appeal um because me as well
00:06:14.720 as quite literally the rest of the boxing universe does not agree that the two points that were taken
00:06:19.400 away from me was fair and appropriate for a six-round fight professional debut um so that's
00:06:27.140 in the review process if that i mean i've had miracles happen in my life before if the california
00:06:33.560 state athletic commission reviews this and has a hearing and decides to take away one point
00:06:39.320 and the fight is a draw again can you imagine can you imagine the riots that would take place
00:06:46.220 oh on both sides of the streets would be flooded flooded like blood would be everywhere yeah and
00:06:54.200 uh so ksi actually he uh he's not very happy about this appeal and i and i asked myself if
00:07:00.400 if i had won and he had done an appeal what my what my reaction would be but um he's kind of
00:07:06.320 he's kind of snapping a little bit he's making me uh the title of his videos and the thumbnail
00:07:11.580 and whatnot but he posted this on his instagram certain man can't take the feet shaking my head
00:07:17.260 what happened to first round decapitation either way logan's knockdown should have never been a
00:07:20.560 knockdown in the first place man had to fight dirty to drop me and then even when i was on 1.00
00:07:23.880 the ground he hit me in the back of the head dirty cunt dirty cut another common british 1.00
00:07:29.420 and no dirty cunt and i'm not i'm not gonna argue this like i actually i will i will say this uh 1.00
00:07:34.600 I'm definitely a cunt I'm not a dirty 1.00
00:07:36.900 cunt like just easy tiger 1.00
00:07:38.440 but um it's 1.00
00:07:40.220 like here I am
00:07:42.200 saying incredibly nice things about
00:07:44.860 JJ and like the fans and
00:07:46.700 the event
00:07:47.400 here comes the yes man I'm gonna jump in as
00:07:50.840 a yes man for a second you've said
00:07:52.960 some nice things but you've also argued
00:07:55.080 the officiality of his
00:07:56.860 victory you've also
00:07:58.240 had some not so nice things to say
00:08:00.620 after the fight? I mean
00:08:02.540 a lot before the fight
00:08:04.500 i'm selling a show okay i hope that people watching that i hope people watching that
00:08:09.900 understand that by the way like i would hope that people in the uk or wherever watching that 0.97
00:08:14.020 watching this understand that all that shit talking that goes on prior to the fight is 0.95
00:08:19.160 what has to be done to make people buy the fight like do they do they get that do you think ksi and 0.98
00:08:24.260 i are i'm gonna pat ourselves on the back are marketing gurus and we know how to sell and uh
00:08:31.280 market ourselves to a large audience and that's what we were doing except like even after the
00:08:35.540 fight i i'm i'm well within my right to appeal the decision and by the way if it doesn't get
00:08:41.220 turned over i don't know you're not necessarily insulting his fighting ability not at all i think
00:08:47.040 you're just challenging the decision the decision and my my my logic is if you if you jj and jj fans
00:08:55.440 truly think he won that fight fair and square you have nothing to worry about and there's no reason
00:09:00.580 to uh snap back with malice like i again this is let me do my thing because i just and like i said
00:09:08.300 a lot of people just don't think the outcome of the fight was right the last time two points were
00:09:12.080 taken away was over a decade ago and one of the times when mike tyson bit off of andrew holyfield's
00:09:16.500 ear i don't know i don't know what how that's in any way synonymous with me doing a heat of the
00:09:21.600 moment love tap okay so yeah i don't in a six round bout i didn't know that's what it was about
00:09:26.480 the two points versus one tap and then the holding of the back of the head that that's what that's
00:09:31.620 what so are you that's what people are saying are you particularly challenging the back of the head
00:09:37.960 grab or the back the back of the head grab was uh within legal boxing conditions if if if you do it
00:09:45.140 like intentionally and that is your you're trying to like wrap your hand around the back of his neck
00:09:50.180 and repeatedly punch it's fine lennox lewis did it all the time it was kind of where his hand landed
00:09:54.700 it was like i went to throw a hook it was here and the uppercut was the next best thing it wasn't
00:09:58.900 like an intentional i'm gonna grab so the argument is that he can slip out of that if he if he wanted
00:10:03.860 to or the argument is that that was a a legal punch the the problem that the ref had jack reese
00:10:11.860 um was that when he was down he was kind of like still on my leg and i like tapped him in the back
00:10:17.740 of the head to get him off me and that's when he took away the two points with no with no warning
00:10:22.640 um not even not even one point it just seemed a little excessive and everyone everyone agrees
00:10:28.080 with that every single boxing fanatic that i've talked to that i've seen online that i don't even
00:10:32.420 know is on the same page with me and so yeah dude i feel a little slighted i feel like i got robbed
00:10:37.400 but again if it doesn't get if it doesn't get turned over like yo so be it i've taken l's
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00:11:56.960 hours did you guys spend as a kid looking at the back of a cereal box a lot i would do that longer
00:12:03.080 than i'd eat my cereal yeah that was my entertainment man before school anyways uh did you
00:12:09.700 want to say something about the uh the appeal yeah yeah i mean i get i guess like the biggest
00:12:13.760 thing for me is just like and i i mentioned this to you to you this morning when the when the
00:12:19.940 patriots get a bad call going downfield and it's the super bowl and they lose the game as a result
00:12:25.400 of a poor officiating call the big thing to do is take take the the loss right and and everyone
00:12:32.860 says the same thing that's all right we'll get them next time the problem here is it looks like
00:12:38.880 there's not going to be a next time and and by the way why on god's green earth would ksi get in
00:12:46.400 the ring with me again let's let's be honest we all saw the fight and we all know what happened
00:12:51.300 and we all know the next time would be disastrous i don't know that he knows that he has he has bro
00:12:57.480 i know what you're saying and i have to keep playing devil's advocate i have to keep playing
00:13:01.840 devil's advocate because he's got one win and one draw and so just the statistics of it i think if
00:13:07.360 you were able to ask him to come back into the ring i don't think it would be fear that would
00:13:12.700 drive him to not do it i think he would i think he would come back did you did you see the sheer
00:13:18.440 sense of relief on his face when his hand was raised yeah and in the interview when radio rahim
00:13:24.860 goes yo are you gonna do this a third time i said no bro just with with the most excitement in the
00:13:30.080 world he goes it's done fam like because i truthfully believe he somehow scraped away
00:13:36.920 with a win and i also blame myself for not making sure the first round decapitation happened like
00:13:45.180 there's a lot i'm i'm definitely disappointed in myself and my performance and like the 0.52
00:13:48.800 circumstances of as much as we joke i was sick as fuck that day i shouldn't have worded it in 0.62
00:13:53.900 the sense of waking up and sneezing three times but like i woke up that day and i i really had 0.80
00:13:59.260 to check myself and my manhood and i knew that was going to be a very very difficult day for me
00:14:05.100 to get through were the sneezes like back to back like yeah because that's that's pretty
00:14:10.420 bro bro bro you ever sneeze right when you wake up it's the first thing you do but three in a row
00:14:16.420 it ain't great bro that's like you got to go to the hospital asap oh yeah that's what i was on
00:14:20.440 the cusp of death cusp of death i don't blame you to your point i think everyone that watched that
00:14:25.640 fight everyone that was in the arena everyone in the uk the sidemen ksi himself i think everyone
00:14:30.340 who watched that knows who the better boxer is out of the two the the thing that really hurt 0.99
00:14:36.380 was i think you gave his right hand so much respect and rightfully so it's a it's a fucking 0.99
00:14:43.700 it's a dog-ass punch that you didn't capitalize when the fight said capitalize he was all the 0.98
00:14:50.420 conversation pre-fight was was will logan paul get gassed like he did the first time and in fact 0.97
00:14:55.640 the exact opposite happened ksi was gassed in round two i thoroughly think that if you applied 0.96
00:15:02.120 pressure at the end of round two round three round four and let those fucking fists go he would not 0.89
00:15:07.220 have made it to round five you're absolutely right i i you're absolutely right i unfortunately before 0.86
00:15:12.060 the fight and we probably have this on video i told shannon and jake i go hey guys uh i really
00:15:17.460 don't feel good i'm i have to start slow i i was relying on my adrenaline kicking in in round two
00:15:23.540 and a half and which by the way it did that's when i was like okay shannon goes end of round three 0.76
00:15:28.160 shannon comes up to me he goes yo what the fuck are you doing i was like i don't know and then 0.66
00:15:31.860 um end of round four i was like i got this i'm good now like it took me a bit to warm up because 0.87
00:15:36.280 i was just like i felt like my insides were upside down yeah so what stops you guys from
00:15:42.000 going 12 rounds that's like a super professional fight we could we could go eight we could go 10
00:15:48.560 but it would have been perfect i feel like i feel like you guys were both just getting into like
00:15:55.240 some shit was about to happen a six round fight is so short i think we when i was watching the 0.88
00:16:01.380 fights before i was like damn i think this right this is gonna go all six rounds like i don't 0.99
00:16:05.920 think either of you guys are gonna get a knockout in especially because like bro his willpower so
00:16:10.460 strong so is mine yeah it would have been we both but i know i boxed a little uh hesitant because
00:16:16.620 i said this before yo no head guards and 10 ounce gloves whoo yeah i think the only
00:16:24.500 the only way where at which i'm still optimistic i could see jj doing another fight love to see it
00:16:32.760 like who else is gonna who else is going to sell out the staples center right who else is going to
00:16:39.040 bring that kind of traffic with him is he gonna fight again like if he fights again i think it's
00:16:44.320 a great fight i think it's a it's a great way to market it i agree i mean he's got to be he's got
00:16:48.980 to be somewhat displeased with how things went how can you be happy with that way either of them
00:16:54.660 like with with it was it was a technical draw that you won on an officiating call it mistake or not 0.88
00:17:01.040 mistake whatever you want to say as you watch this but at the end of the day like there was no ass
00:17:05.060 speeding there was no you know what i'm saying it was a very this is this is this is this was
00:17:11.280 probably the most vicious uppercut that was thrown that night how can you be satisfied with this as a 0.99
00:17:16.480 win like bro you got fucked up yeah no no first round decapitation but damn near fourth round 0.99
00:17:23.400 decapitation should you not have taken the two and a half minute break that the ref gave you what are 0.99
00:17:28.300 we talking about yeah you would have been done so too if he didn't get that break if you that's
00:17:32.720 What I'm saying, boys, if I were him, I would never step foot in a boxing ring with me again. 1.00
00:17:37.860 You got the dub run for your fucking life. 1.00
00:17:40.300 Bruh, look at this shit. 1.00
00:17:42.080 I have hundreds of these photos. 1.00
00:17:44.420 Beautiful. 1.00
00:17:44.860 This is Jab Central. 0.70
00:17:46.160 Beautiful. 1.00
00:17:46.540 I have, look at this.
00:17:47.700 I mean, how many times can I turn your face into pizza?
00:17:50.140 You got what you needed.
00:17:52.500 Bruh, I aged you.
00:17:56.040 You're 54 here.
00:17:57.720 Where's Jack Reese looking in the background of that photo? 0.99
00:18:00.620 He's like, look at the set of tits on that one. 0.98
00:18:02.720 What are you doing, Mr. Reese? 1.00
00:18:05.300 He's fucking, what the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:18:07.520 Yo, so you mentioned you took some hits. 1.00
00:18:09.540 Like, do we have any photo evidence of any AC thing?
00:18:12.700 That's what I was going to say,
00:18:13.600 because I want to be responsible journalists here.
00:18:16.620 Are there shots that-
00:18:18.100 We live in a strange world now.
00:18:19.560 All right, boys.
00:18:20.040 You're absolutely right.
00:18:20.720 This is a great question.
00:18:21.980 I scanned because everyone is so afraid of being made a meme.
00:18:25.840 So I looked through all the photos.
00:18:27.240 I'm like, does this one look bad?
00:18:29.000 Does this one look bad?
00:18:29.700 Last year, there's a one punch of me, like my face.
00:18:31.980 Remember that? 0.98
00:18:32.720 there's there's only one photo there's literally only one photo of me just getting fucked up 0.80
00:18:39.000 to the highest degree you got it i only have it because the only person who took it was mac who 0.76
00:18:44.980 works for team maverick oh shit i actually didn't transfer to my computer because i wasn't going to
00:18:49.680 pull it up but if y'all are asking yeah i want to see it i definitely want to see journalistic
00:18:53.360 responsibility and like the last thing i want to do is be called a yes man so if i have a photo of
00:18:57.360 my boy getting fucked up i want the world to see it no this is look at this i'm a nomad look at 0.97
00:19:03.980 nomad you just look like you're in deep thought bro yeah right let me see let me see let me pull 1.00
00:19:10.940 this up oh wow we're gonna reveal this the impulsive audience you're just taking a quick
00:19:17.760 breather dude bro yeah i don't even know yeah but what did you get hit with i think it was a jab
00:19:24.560 across my face and then i came back and my neck grew four inches right yeah you look thick you
00:19:29.960 look like a tree trunk bro how did that feel that's a great question danny so danny's asking
00:19:35.960 how it felt and i i kind of mentioned it 10 ounce gloves and no head gear something about the no
00:19:41.460 head gear is actually uh super relieving and freeing i don't i actually don't like fighting
00:19:47.440 with head gear makes me step up to the plate a little more and i and i can see because the 0.95
00:19:52.200 the headgear blocks or peripherals just a little bit but these fucking 10 ounce gloves yeah there 0.94
00:19:58.840 wasn't um the it was it was more of i think it made me hesitant to throw which is the problem 0.95
00:20:06.740 they've been making fun of me at the house is like i didn't use my right hand was it two right
00:20:10.680 punches landed i threw the whole fight it was both the uppercuts like i threw two right hands and 0.98
00:20:15.120 they were the most deadly punches yeah me and his dad have been giving him so much shit i mean we'll 0.96
00:20:19.820 be like hey Logan can you hand me that 0.99
00:20:21.860 and we'll be like no no no don't use that hand man
00:20:23.540 we know you don't like using that hand it to us with the
00:20:25.920 laptop like legitimately hate myself
00:20:28.060 for not activating more but I
00:20:29.680 realized that when I would throw my right hand
00:20:32.180 KSI would do his 1.00
00:20:33.840 fucking windmill shit and like who knows 1.00
00:20:35.860 bro like I do not want to get hit by one of those 1.00
00:20:37.680 random punches I talked about it in the
00:20:39.740 locker room after the fight and Jake
00:20:41.700 who really 1.00
00:20:43.540 fucking cried you stupid fucking 1.00
00:20:45.540 assholes morons 1.00
00:20:47.880 have you ever cried and then washed your face with water or ice or something to make your face 1.00
00:20:54.260 not red and inflamed you stupid fucks like what's wrong with you people anyways you're getting mad 1.00
00:20:59.480 at what happened to you people just are saying that jake paul didn't really cry he faked it 1.00
00:21:02.760 he fucking faked it he got caught with ice in his hand since he was since he was in high school he 0.80
00:21:06.900 would put ice uh under his eyes when he cries because he wants to reduce the swelling and make 0.99
00:21:11.780 it look less like red okay and he did that everyone but but by the way like how how does
00:21:16.360 ice on your eyes
00:21:17.520 make you fake cry.
00:21:19.540 Oh, it melts
00:21:20.420 and then it kind of drips down.
00:21:21.740 Guys, I can't.
00:21:22.160 I'm guessing.
00:21:23.440 The sentiment backstage
00:21:25.920 was that
00:21:27.160 there were a couple
00:21:28.920 mistraining steps
00:21:30.860 on the way into this fight.
00:21:32.480 And I back that statement.
00:21:34.700 I did not see Logan
00:21:36.260 spar a wild thrower.
00:21:38.640 He sparred six boxers,
00:21:40.620 10 boxers.
00:21:41.420 Hold on, I got to stop you right now. 1.00
00:21:43.000 The Brazilian? 1.00
00:21:44.060 Bro, bro. 0.54
00:21:44.580 i'm about to disrespect you go ahead uh-oh bro you did not see me spar because you came out to
00:21:51.220 for two sessions the whole training camp mike was the most hands-off he's ever been in
00:21:56.800 anything in my life well let me you walked out twice how are you supposed to get hands-on on a
00:22:02.140 camp at a camp run by shannon the cannon bridge you're you're not you're not but also then don't
00:22:06.900 talk about it like you were some ample part of the program now tell me that you did spar i did
00:22:11.420 i did okay i did we we spar one dude well then how come you are not prepared to counter the wild
00:22:17.760 right in the fight it's like what happened anthony joshua hired a sparring partner that mimics andy
00:22:23.900 ruiz's style yep you know how many people can do andy ruiz's style one and it's andy ruiz okay
00:22:29.820 as much as we can mimic ksi's style there's only one person who does it as well as him and it's
00:22:35.620 him i mean but but just think about it for a second what part of left jab even makes remote
00:22:42.280 sense as a counter to a right hook it's the same arm are you are you trying to i'm no i'm asking
00:22:48.120 i'm asking tactical boxing i'm asking you does a left jab because wouldn't it make sense as
00:22:53.060 opposed to like a right-handed uppercut as opposed to a right jeff face facing the ground right hand
00:22:58.060 thrown i can't talk to someone about boxing who doesn't know okay i guess i'm asking like what
00:23:01.700 sense did it make to not unload
00:23:03.920 more rights here's why
00:23:05.220 every time I would throw
00:23:07.980 a right and I do my
00:23:09.600 unleash
00:23:10.900 he would go bonkers
00:23:12.960 he's a dog that's the one thing we know about him
00:23:15.760 and by the way he didn't improve from last
00:23:18.060 fight he didn't improve from his first fight
00:23:19.800 but his mental toughness did
00:23:21.200 he was not scared at all
00:23:23.800 he is one of
00:23:25.760 I said this after the ring he's one of the toughest 1.00
00:23:27.860 people I know that kid is a fucking 1.00
00:23:29.500 dog who would win in a swing off 1.00
00:23:32.220 a swing off
00:23:34.620 where you get in the corner 0.99
00:23:35.720 and it's fucking go time and you're 0.98
00:23:37.660 everybody's just it's round six 0.99
00:23:39.480 if one person's in the corner
00:23:41.940 and you're in front of them
00:23:43.200 forget all that have you ever seen
00:23:45.920 people in the sixth round
00:23:47.660 if you're in a cylinder
00:23:50.140 there's 30 seconds left in the fight
00:23:52.260 they are swinging off
00:23:53.940 on each other it's the end of the fight
00:23:55.700 one's gonna put one down it's the end of the fight
00:23:57.820 who wins
00:23:58.780 honestly honestly probably him i'm being 100 honest he like i'm just not that wild puncher
00:24:06.180 i'm like strategic i pick my punches i wait to the fourth round to set up a beautiful uppercut
00:24:11.220 because i know he punches he's jabbing lazily like this so yeah i'm a little more strategic
00:24:16.400 with it and he's just because that was the only option in round six you know like when you when 0.90
00:24:21.140 it came down to it and they were like yo lp needs to fucking knock this dude out you had to put him 0.81
00:24:25.220 in the corner and wall bag them. 0.60
00:24:26.900 So I got to ask, are you guys ever going to do a
00:24:29.160 collab on some piece of content?
00:24:31.540 Me and JJ? Are you guys going to
00:24:33.180 hang out? I thought
00:24:35.120 about it. I think the world wants to see it. I really wish
00:24:37.300 this fight would have had a bit of a
00:24:39.240 cleaner ending. I don't feel great about the
00:24:41.220 loss and if I were JJ, I
00:24:43.180 wouldn't feel great about the win because
00:24:44.720 it's just a super
00:24:47.180 up in the air, very
00:24:49.080 polarizing
00:24:51.120 outcome.
00:24:53.060 And so, yes,
00:24:55.000 i feel i've settled the beef i have no ill will against jj but there is still unfortunately i feel
00:25:01.180 like unfinished business and and yeah uh tricky the uh the locker room after so yeah you mentioned
00:25:09.280 jake uh jake cried a little bit that was that was interesting um at first i thought it was because
00:25:16.400 he was drinking but he said he was he was sober by then but it was so interesting to see like
00:25:21.080 for some reason and maybe it's because i've taken big l's before the loss didn't and hasn't hit me
00:25:28.500 like the ton of bricks that everyone was expecting it to you were the least affected by it in the
00:25:33.960 locker room because i think you i think like you knew that you you knew that you went in there you
00:25:39.860 showed up you knew that you guys put on a great show you knew that you know you you left would
00:25:46.380 you say you left it all out there no absolutely not yeah absolutely because i remember i was like
00:25:52.020 i got 10 more around yeah that's it shannon said to you i guess at one point or at least he said
00:25:56.140 to me what is it go home tired no matter what even if you get knocked out even if you lose go home
00:26:02.440 tired i didn't do that yeah that's why i'm like i mean it when i say i'm like really disappointed 0.84
00:26:06.800 in myself i think there it was the perfect storm of just shit that day involving my health that um
00:26:15.140 i don't know and it worries me because was that sickness caused by stress and and will it happen 0.93
00:26:26.440 the next fight or was it just a super coincidental like this happened i like i get sick a lot i'm
00:26:31.620 sick probably like six months out of the year did you hear the weird conspiracy that we thought of
00:26:36.220 what i think i told you in in in an effort to build a batch and not reduce testosterone 0.85
00:26:42.780 he didn't have sex leading into the fight sex is a great reliever of stress stress which is a
00:26:49.380 contributor to getting sick in a way his non-sexual activity may have contributed to higher stress 0.99
00:26:56.420 rate which contributed to him getting sick before the fight here's aka fucking himself as opposed 0.99
00:27:01.460 to fucking someone else here's what i'm gonna rebuttal real quick i said this somewhere i forget 0.99
00:27:06.420 where i said it bro i had i had two wet dreams the week of the fight oh wow yeah two 0.99
00:27:12.700 bro two two a week oh my god yeah no no please no nice one a week before the fight and one 0.97
00:27:19.800 two days bro two days you blew your load so here i am building the batch fucking running eight 0.98
00:27:27.580 miles putting iron in it lifting weights sparring everything yeah and a week out blow my load i'm 0.98
00:27:33.700 like no problem i got four days to rebuild blow my load again sleeping bro dreams vivid i noticed
00:27:41.520 my dreams were more vivid during training camp and they were all sexual yeah wow man i haven't 0.98
00:27:47.200 had a wet dream in 10 years what am i seven years old that's either that or just maybe like a sex
00:27:52.340 addict like again do we bring back the the conspiracies of the sex addiction you said 0.95
00:27:58.860 running eight miles with is absolutely ashamed as i am of your performance and to even call
00:28:04.720 myself your friend now your your stamina was and endurance was quite impressive and i think a lot
00:28:10.480 of people that were concerned or about your ability to make it through and and have that
00:28:15.240 endurance i think you did a better job from a stamina standpoint than ksi did i think i watching
00:28:20.320 him in round three looked like he was stuck in the mud you moved right through round six very well 0.98
00:28:24.600 yep and uh so kudos on that man maybe you should be a fucking track and field runner 0.97
00:28:29.720 you'll probably pull your hamstring again yes do you want to keep fighting or is like fighting 0.98
00:28:36.660 done now no i really do bro like boxing or are you moving on to ufc i'll probably start rolling
00:28:44.000 around and doing jujitsu and uh the wrestling i i probably got down pat maybe just need a little
00:28:48.820 refresher but like bro i i really believe i've gotten i've gained too much skill in this sport
00:28:54.540 to not do something with it right if any celebrity wanted to call me out i i truthfully believe i 0.73
00:29:01.800 would fucking destroy them because you can't just hop into boxing i've had a year and a half two 0.95
00:29:09.180 years now to just hone this skill like anyone can get good at anything in a year and a half 0.99
00:29:13.240 literally so you think ks is your kryptonite as far as as far as like even the ability to
00:29:18.760 like beat you like from a celebrity influencer standpoint like is he the one person that 0.98
00:29:24.120 because you say like you would hop in the ring and fucking destroy someone but 0.98
00:29:27.920 We've seen you have two fights now 0.99
00:29:30.420 And you failed to do it both times
00:29:31.680 Do you know what I'm saying
00:29:32.300 So it's like
00:29:32.740 I'm just asking
00:29:33.580 Is KSI the one guy that 0.99
00:29:35.320 Oh shit 0.99
00:29:37.560 I mean 1.00
00:29:38.100 Did you see the same fight I did
00:29:39.620 I did
00:29:40.620 But I mean like
00:29:41.360 You know
00:29:41.740 You got a couple blows in there 0.95
00:29:42.920 But I was expecting his head to fly off
00:29:44.680 A little bit earlier 0.57
00:29:45.280 I mean bro
00:29:45.820 If his pesky neck
00:29:47.100 Wasn't attached to his body
00:29:48.160 It would've
00:29:49.260 I mean bro
00:29:51.560 Like
00:29:51.860 Yeah yeah yeah
00:29:53.360 I lost the fight
00:29:54.280 Okay
00:29:55.180 Okay
00:29:56.780 How did I feel hitting him
00:29:59.040 When you caught him with that
00:30:00.220 When I caught him with that first one
00:30:02.340 I go
00:30:03.560 There's no way he survives this
00:30:05.740 And then I got him with the second one
00:30:08.460 And I was right
00:30:09.080 And then he was kind of on my ankle
00:30:11.340 And I think it was just like a 1.00
00:30:13.760 Fuck you get off me love tap 1.00
00:30:16.140 And it wasn't 1.00
00:30:17.100 Bro can you imagine if I really loaded up
00:30:18.880 And really wanted to end him
00:30:21.000 Like I would've
00:30:21.880 That's why I think it's just successive
00:30:23.700 But yeah man
00:30:25.220 the other call out too has been lack of warnings i think that's another like ryan garcia keeps
00:30:30.840 hitting on that too like even if that was even if that was deserving of a one-point deduction
00:30:35.300 it would have been after being warned multiple times if i like i've seen so many boxing matches
00:30:41.100 and everyone there's always the time when the ref said you do that one more time i'm taking a point
00:30:45.660 did he ever say that to you like at any point no no no no because you hear you could hear it from
00:30:50.720 the ref's mic in the ring he always says you do that again i'm taking a point you hear all the
00:30:54.420 time boxing you know you know what a lot of people also had a problem with and like again i don't
00:30:58.160 want to i don't mean to blow up jack reese the ref but i've been paying attention the fight he's 0.99
00:31:02.980 looking at fucking summary's ass dude like let's be honest dude he ain't he watching the fucking 0.99
00:31:06.800 fight he uh he was so he was so condescending to me specifically but i don't know if he took 0.99
00:31:16.280 this fight as serious as he would like a like a proper title fight and like maybe there's some
00:31:21.200 merit in that but also focus on doing your job to the best of your ability like case i hit me in
00:31:25.920 the back of the head like three times and on the second or third one i was like yo and he he turns
00:31:30.160 me he goes i got i saw it relax did it kill you i saw that i didn't kill you bro here i am in the
00:31:36.400 boxing fight like and you see me like laugh at him because it just takes me out of it i'm like this
00:31:40.800 guy's like trying to like joke around with me and like mess me i was i was literally i laughed i was 0.97
00:31:44.800 like no i'm fine i guess but like what the fuck and just keeps smacking me in the back of the head 0.97
00:31:49.620 I'm not gonna I'm not gonna lie to you boys after he last fight he hit me in the back of the head 0.98
00:31:55.600 after the second round the bell rang and he he's like punched me I kind of you almost I kind of
00:32:03.040 had a vendetta like I like I never really forgave him for that that was such a a dirty like just 0.88
00:32:10.100 scumbag move I remember that that I I maybe tried to like get my own and that's where that like 0.95
00:32:16.660 tap came from and it sucks that should be a good that should be good evidence to anybody watching 0.99
00:32:20.840 this that that vendetta or that feeling of anger in your life could technically fuck you like like 0.99
00:32:27.540 if he hadn't done that he he potentially could have won that fight take take that lesson like 0.99
00:32:33.140 like yo if you're if you're if you get in a street fight we've talked about that final kick
00:32:37.500 at the end of the street fight that kills the guy don't do it and you didn't need to do it they're
00:32:41.280 on the ground the fight's over and you throw that final kick and now you're in jail for the rest of 0.83
00:32:45.080 fucking life like you gotta try to level out that feeling of anger and vendetta yeah for all those 0.97
00:32:50.520 potential felons out there i'm here to just watch out i'm here to represent you i got you guys if 1.00
00:32:57.400 you're gonna street fight don't fucking kick the person when they're down minus uh minus everything 0.98
00:33:02.440 all the cool things that happened at the fight like uh this was one of them bieber walking me 0.97
00:33:06.540 out oh yeah there we go i mean what's good bro i'm a kid from ohio how did this happen what are
00:33:11.440 we doing that's what i was gonna ask you how did how did the relationship with bieber come to be
00:33:14.880 i've known him for a minute we we hung out a little bit way back in the day like four or five
00:33:19.580 years ago um and then it kind of just rekindled through instagram and he's he likes fighting and
00:33:25.580 he got super involved in the fight so we just started talking then we just started talking
00:33:28.240 about like random stuff like really random stuff i don't want to say because it's so random but
00:33:33.140 then uh yeah i hooked on with tickets to the fight we go to walk out and he was uh posted
00:33:38.220 up ready to walk me to the ring and it was cool because the whole time um he's just repeating he's
00:33:43.560 going calm calm peace think about what you need to do calm dude he's a good guy man and a really
00:33:52.200 mess really good guy i said he's like he's just like meditating with me to the ring but mike made
00:33:57.660 a good point i said on the night shift the other day on like that first episode back i was like
00:34:01.180 you know maybe he should have said something else like go out there and kill your opponent
00:34:06.000 or something like like walking into the ring like calm calm i was i was i was way too cold i was 0.72
00:34:12.360 literally way too calm but it wasn't it wasn't bieber's fault it was because like i just wasn't
00:34:15.880 in i i wasn't in the mood that day which is weird because every day of training camp i was in the
00:34:21.580 mood and this day i was just like this is i don't know about all this like i'm sick i'm gonna do the
00:34:26.480 best i can you told me after the fight you're like i don't feel like any of today was real
00:34:31.220 no like you just fit you felt like the whole day was like nothing went like as it was supposed to
00:34:35.400 go it's just all surreal for the for the for the second time in my life i felt like my life was a
00:34:42.100 movie, and I was just watching it go down
00:34:44.060 and there was nothing I could really do. What was the other time?
00:34:47.780 Ugh.
00:34:49.120 Oh, yeah.
00:34:50.240 Next question.
00:34:52.680 Next question.
00:34:54.380 Do you think there's like a
00:34:56.000 deeper spiritual meaning to this
00:34:58.020 loss by chance? Why don't you
00:35:00.080 suck a dick? Alright. 1.00
00:35:02.000 I mean, I could just hit the mic.
00:35:03.680 A lot of law.
00:35:05.660 But I will say, the wind probably does
00:35:07.900 more for him. The wind?
00:35:09.960 Yeah. Loss is worse for you.
00:35:11.580 Facts 1.00
00:35:12.000 Like he benefits more from winning than you suck 0.99
00:35:15.700 I agree 0.99
00:35:16.420 I think him winning was
00:35:17.920 Essential for him
00:35:20.980 I think he needed to win
00:35:22.440 I think he needed to win
00:35:24.440 And maybe somewhere in the back of my mind
00:35:26.360 I was like you know what
00:35:27.120 I'll do this but I'll probably
00:35:29.380 I'll probably be alright 1.00
00:35:30.680 At this point people are so used to L's on this side 1.00
00:35:34.560 They would have been like 1.00
00:35:36.180 A fucking W what the fuck is this shit 1.00
00:35:38.060 This is crazy 1.00
00:35:38.700 You already won
00:35:41.060 like you don't need
00:35:42.740 yeah and I
00:35:43.600 and that was
00:35:44.040 that was like my post
00:35:44.940 like coming out of it too 0.99
00:35:45.920 I tweeted some shit like 0.99
00:35:47.840 oh if I guess 1.00
00:35:48.740 back to the fucking 1.00
00:35:49.620 you know 1.00
00:35:51.120 yeah like living 1.00
00:35:52.780 this fucking shit life 1.00
00:35:54.160 this L is really painful 1.00
00:35:55.440 right now dude
00:35:56.120 like another thing too
00:35:56.980 like that I thought about it
00:35:57.780 is like
00:35:58.000 this was a big win
00:35:59.560 for like
00:36:00.500 the
00:36:01.120 like disenfranchised gamers
00:36:03.360 you know
00:36:04.060 they were like 1.00
00:36:04.420 beat the fucking jock 1.00
00:36:05.660 that dude's got all the girls 1.00
00:36:07.100 all the money
00:36:07.760 and they were like
00:36:08.400 nerds unite 1.00
00:36:09.520 and like fucking dude 1.00
00:36:10.980 like they were like 1.00
00:36:11.520 we can fucking do it man 0.98
00:36:12.940 but I also like 0.98
00:36:14.460 and we did it
00:36:15.320 they did it
00:36:15.920 like I like that story
00:36:17.100 I like that story
00:36:18.000 it is a cool story 0.99
00:36:18.780 like that's fucking dope 1.00
00:36:19.820 like your leader 1.00
00:36:20.480 who used to be
00:36:21.160 a FIFA gamer
00:36:22.460 and by the way
00:36:22.920 no disrespect
00:36:23.460 no disrespect to gaming
00:36:24.580 obviously 1.00
00:36:25.440 like that's fucking dope 1.00
00:36:26.180 he games every night 1.00
00:36:26.880 he has a dream
00:36:27.520 to join Faze Clan 0.84
00:36:28.280 he wants to be a Faze boy
00:36:29.160 because by the way
00:36:29.940 like if I
00:36:30.960 like at my heart
00:36:32.200 like maybe I'm
00:36:33.100 like I'm like one of those 0.98
00:36:34.460 nah I'm fucking not 0.98
00:36:35.860 not at all 0.99
00:36:36.820 because in the arena
00:36:38.220 like you know
00:36:39.600 when the fight started
00:36:40.580 the tides weren't as even
00:36:42.720 as they were by the end
00:36:43.920 I also think we thought about this a lot
00:36:46.420 say I had won
00:36:47.280 what really happens
00:36:49.440 I'm the blonde 0.99
00:36:52.440 douchey American who just took 1.00
00:36:54.180 who won again like eh we've seen
00:36:56.480 this story it's alright
00:36:57.740 I like to be real man like this
00:37:00.100 loss is it gives me another opportunity
00:37:02.320 to just rise again even though
00:37:04.460 again it just doesn't feel like
00:37:06.180 what are some words that start with L
00:37:08.540 learning
00:37:09.520 Lessons
00:37:11.880 Liquorish
00:37:14.760 Liquorish
00:37:15.700 Getting laid
00:37:18.300 Getting lots of loot
00:37:20.720 Looking at the lunar landers
00:37:23.860 Another cool thing about this fight
00:37:25.320 I was sponsored by Fashion Nova
00:37:27.560 Which is
00:37:28.760 Which is awesome
00:37:30.420 Because Fashion Nova is a brand
00:37:32.540 That's very close to me
00:37:33.920 That's a good one
00:37:36.320 What a weird picture
00:37:37.120 But look
00:37:37.680 Use that as your post
00:37:39.960 Wow I didn't mean to pull up this picture
00:37:42.580 Back of the shorts Fashion Nova
00:37:44.120 Why is this picture with four pixels
00:37:46.000 But this is a little clearer
00:37:47.720 By the way also once again Jack Reese dude
00:37:50.280 Look at him in that last picture
00:37:51.600 He is
00:37:53.000 He is focusing on how he can help KSI up
00:37:56.220 And how he can push you out of the ring 1.00
00:37:57.540 Like he's like yo fuck this kid dude 1.00
00:37:59.700 He hates you 1.00
00:38:01.260 Yeah it wasn't great
00:38:04.180 But yeah bro I was super proud to walk out there
00:38:06.520 with Fashion Nova
00:38:07.060 this is one of the most
00:38:07.640 innovative brands in the world
00:38:08.700 and they're killing it
00:38:09.760 so if you haven't checked out
00:38:10.520 Fashion Nova stuff
00:38:11.240 do yourself a favor
00:38:13.160 get Fashion Nova fit
00:38:14.140 shout out Rich
00:38:14.920 shout out Rich
00:38:15.540 we love you
00:38:16.440 yeah I'm not gonna lie
00:38:17.420 this was awesome
00:38:18.720 like definitely a highlight
00:38:19.480 of my life
00:38:20.060 speaking of highlights
00:38:22.280 of your life
00:38:22.860 how was
00:38:25.160 how was after the fight?
00:38:29.080 yeah
00:38:29.220 I'm gonna be honest boys 0.99
00:38:30.900 it's all just pity sex 1.00
00:38:32.040 no one wants to fuck a loser 1.00
00:38:34.000 dylan dylan lined up a good question here he sent us a couple guiding questions he said did 1.00
00:38:40.560 you have a girl lined up for after or was it more see what happens i'm looking at that question
00:38:48.420 that's incredible did you have a girl lined up or was it more see what happens i i i i didn't
00:38:55.540 because something told me that i was gonna go out and just have the most fun possible and just
00:39:02.640 Go with the flow
00:39:03.560 And plus like
00:39:04.820 The idea of like 0.99
00:39:05.440 Having a girl lined up 1.00
00:39:06.600 Sounds a little weird 1.00
00:39:08.360 I'm gonna have sex with you 1.00
00:39:10.360 After my big manly fight 1.00
00:39:11.920 Line up
00:39:12.680 Get in the line
00:39:14.900 For real though
00:39:15.980 For real though
00:39:16.520 I mean
00:39:16.880 If I'm being blatantly honest
00:39:18.400 With you 0.96
00:39:18.620 I was having sex 0.97
00:39:19.280 I'm like 0.99
00:39:19.560 This girl's 1.00
00:39:20.180 Fuck 1.00
00:39:20.500 This is pity sex dude 1.00
00:39:21.600 She feels bad for me 1.00
00:39:22.740 And she like
00:39:24.160 Grabbed my face 1.00
00:39:24.620 She's like
00:39:24.980 Are you okay
00:39:26.200 I'm like 0.92
00:39:26.500 Yeah I'm fucking fine 0.78
00:39:27.760 You're off 0.91
00:39:29.460 By the way
00:39:30.160 By the way 1.00
00:39:31.720 she dominated the shit out of them like she tied them up and gagged them and shit like that 0.99
00:39:35.680 yo but we we went to the after party and i think something else to talk about 0.99
00:39:41.680 we as a as a show of camaraderie we both went what like 80 some odd days leading into fight
00:39:49.240 night without drinking completely sober and by the way and by the way everyone said that it
00:39:54.800 wasn't gonna happen they're like mike cannot do that and and we we made it through and all right
00:39:59.860 shout out to sobriety and let me let me say this the amount of shit i got done in that those 85 0.97
00:40:08.240 days mind-blowing like the the the night shift launched a fucking new dating app like all of 0.96
00:40:14.820 those things that happened i in some way contribute to the fact that i was focused not out there 0.99
00:40:19.800 getting fucked up and all that shit now are you about to like go back to live on the couch and 0.98
00:40:23.340 ping pong nah we went out that one night we we went excessively hard we came home at six in the 1.00
00:40:29.480 morning uh you know we went to after parties after after parties we hung out with fucking 0.89
00:40:35.440 chris brown and who else a whole bunch of people at all these parties and came home and chris chris 0.81
00:40:40.680 brown was there i guess that's the only person anyways but we can't we came home and i remember
00:40:47.340 waking up the next day and i was like ah i don't know i just i just i just don't know if it's worth
00:40:53.800 it like i woke up the next day just felt like shit by the way i've drank a couple times since
00:40:57.300 yeah you've been pretty sick too i don't i got sick immediately from like not sleeping i want 0.64
00:41:02.820 to express one one thing because i can relate to you all right so yeah i i'm i'm back i'm free to
00:41:07.920 drink should i choose and uh i i didn't i went ham the first night then i kind of chilled out and
00:41:14.420 then this past weekend we went to um my ranch that i just that i just bought i want to dive
00:41:19.920 into that a little bit but we yeah we drank a little bit there and i noticed that i was doing
00:41:25.720 it because i was bored especially with daylight savings time now it gets dark at 5 30 so it's not
00:41:33.060 bro come 8 30 it's it feels like midnight i look around i'm like i'm bored and it's 8 30 0.92
00:41:37.520 might as well throw one back shit and that's that is a very very good point one one thing i did 0.99
00:41:45.160 notice very early on and and through the entire thing was sober life fuck fuck i gotta be really 0.99
00:41:54.560 careful how i say this for me the way i i exercised it i it felt i felt very mundane i i i would be 0.95
00:42:04.100 here most nights and it's because here's the solution you have to give yourself something
00:42:08.700 to do because i didn't feel like that during training camp i did not feel like training camp 0.96
00:42:12.280 post training camp now there's nothing to do so i'm like oh fuck might as well drink and i do want 0.52
00:42:16.700 to say and i do want to say because i want to make sure that people watching this that are 0.96
00:42:20.440 in sobriety or or thinking about getting sober that did end i think probably three or so weeks
00:42:26.200 into it i started going out not drinking hanging out with you know with people that were and and
00:42:31.640 partying and i felt no need to drink i was just as much fun i had more energy i was at after parties
00:42:36.660 till really late and it didn't i didn't want to drink but i do hear your complaint that sometimes
00:42:42.680 you're just like damn i i kind of wish like i could just like uh just party a little bit yeah
00:42:46.480 The whole daylight saving things that that makes sense. 0.98
00:42:49.640 Can we we're not really tending our crops nowadays.
00:42:52.340 I'm saying I think there's something we can do about this.
00:42:54.840 I think there's and I would love to make a social push.
00:42:57.260 I think there's a there was a vote, right?
00:43:01.140 I was I'm actually going to like voted to keep that.
00:43:04.060 True.
00:43:05.180 Yeah.
00:43:05.660 I think there was a majority of farmers only folk.
00:43:10.840 That's I hate I hate that.
00:43:12.660 I hate daylight savings time.
00:43:13.700 I always have.
00:43:14.500 It makes me like depressed.
00:43:15.680 The sun goes down out here at 4.48 tonight. 0.95
00:43:18.500 It is ridiculous. 0.92
00:43:20.800 Arizona doesn't do it. 0.98
00:43:22.400 Arizona just is out of it.
00:43:24.280 We are moving to Arizona.
00:43:26.060 There's an old Indian saying. 0.97
00:43:28.540 I'm looking it up.
00:43:29.660 I'm looking at Mike's Google search.
00:43:31.160 So far he's typed in Indian.
00:43:33.620 Yeah, you find the saying?
00:43:34.380 I know what it is.
00:43:36.160 I just wanted to get it exactly right.
00:43:37.640 But they said it's either only the government
00:43:40.280 or only white man believes that
00:43:42.160 cutting off the end of a blanket
00:43:44.820 And moving it to the top
00:43:46.720 Makes the day longer
00:43:47.760 So basically we cut off
00:43:49.500 The end of the day
00:43:50.360 And we make it
00:43:51.500 You know
00:43:51.720 And we move those hours
00:43:52.720 To the front of the day 0.99
00:43:53.460 It's still the same fucking day 0.99
00:43:54.600 I ain't waking up at 6am 1.00
00:43:56.420 Suck your mom 1.00
00:43:58.360 Yeah 1.00
00:43:58.780 Suck your mom 1.00
00:43:59.780 Suck your mom 1.00
00:44:00.500 Suck your mom 1.00
00:44:01.420 I mean what's good 1.00
00:44:02.020 With the haircut Spencer
00:44:03.480 Where's Spencer Taylor bro
00:44:05.400 What up baby
00:44:06.260 He got this haircut
00:44:09.840 And I texted him
00:44:10.560 I said what have you done
00:44:11.360 With Spender 1.00
00:44:11.900 Yeah
00:44:12.480 Where's he going
00:44:13.480 Dude it feels so good man
00:44:14.800 it's just I nobody was like taking
00:44:16.860 taking me seriously with the man bun and rightfully
00:44:19.080 so like I just shouldn't have been
00:44:21.000 rocking that thing around for so long you know
00:44:22.620 Gordon yeah your name should be Gordon
00:44:24.840 I don't know why I feel it
00:44:26.680 he's Mark I'm Jimmy yeah Gordon
00:44:28.980 by the way full name Mark Mall Cop
00:44:31.060 well no
00:44:32.920 now I'm not gonna say it yeah dude 0.97
00:44:35.040 I don't know man I man buns
00:44:37.140 just I are retired for
00:44:39.020 me I'm professional now
00:44:41.100 forever
00:44:41.620 unless i'm like really winning and i just feel like throwing one back again maybe
00:44:47.380 but no i think it's i think it's donezo i can't believe this i can't believe my friend gordon's
00:44:53.600 gonna go run iron man's with that haircut yeah jesus christ nothing lends itself to an iron man
00:44:58.880 more than a man bun that's true that's true instagram took away likes do you think your
00:45:04.020 haircut will affect that i don't know it's been it's been adding up more likes so i think i'm 0.98
00:45:11.440 in a good position right now that's a mess by the way why that whole situation is a fucking mess 0.60
00:45:16.360 mine mine haven't been taken mine are still there too but let me let me say this at the very very 0.99
00:45:21.540 least it's a pain in the fucking ass bro okay and i'll tell you why my core metric one as a as a 0.99
00:45:29.040 fuck boy which i'm which i'm trying to grow out of but currently in determining if a girl is real 0.99
00:45:37.160 or not when she has 3.6 million followers is when i look at her page and she has 26 likes okay now 1.00
00:45:44.280 every girl with 3.6 million followers is all of a sudden a suitable fucking bride for me okay 0.95
00:45:50.080 whether or not they're engaged or not part two as a man who runs multiple brand campaigns and does 0.97
00:45:57.640 not have access to said brands instagram accounts i use my personal account to justify spends based
00:46:05.260 on engagement rates so once again said girl that has 3.2 million followers when i look at her page 0.92
00:46:12.280 and i say wow she's got 3.2 million followers but she has 26 likes per picture i'm not fucking
00:46:15.760 hiring her for this campaign i can't do that well yeah so i got done i got to get metrics from 0.94
00:46:21.520 everybody and you want to know something about me dude i'm fucking lazy bro i don't want to get 0.88
00:46:25.380 true i've seen him eat dinner last night he ate dinner he had a fork in one hand and a knife in 0.91
00:46:29.040 the other didn't even use a fork he's just stabbing food with a knife and eating knife knife 0.99
00:46:33.420 chunk of food stick the fucking knife in my mouth because guess what left hand's just resting 0.99
00:46:37.820 taking a fucking breather taking a snoozer because why am i going to use two hands when i could do 1.00
00:46:41.900 it with one dude it's good that makes sense that's good logic yeah i think i mean the mental health 0.99
00:46:46.180 argument is there but like does it really help people's mental health now that it says and
00:46:52.460 thousands of others like like by your three best friends and thousands of others it's like we're
00:46:59.660 back to my space when you get to millions it says millions of others so like is that true yeah so
00:47:04.200 so like that's even more of a demoralizing celebrities influencers or whatever will be 1.00
00:47:08.380 constantly aiming for that like millions of others and if it's not you're kind of a pussy ass bitch 0.99
00:47:14.000 yeah this to me um it just doesn't feel like this is gonna solve that problem and and it seems like 0.99
00:47:21.020 that was the original push if i'm not mistaken right to make it a mental health movement i'm
00:47:25.620 to be honest yeah helps me really helps me okay absolutely how i i i don't have anxiety but
00:47:35.260 sometimes when i post something that doesn't get good engagement not so much recently but like
00:47:40.580 six months ago bro i'll get like anxious i'm like am i am i okay did it like are my fans i like that
00:47:46.460 yeah the problem it's only changing the public facing yeah yeah but still but still i think that
00:47:53.520 I think that meant, like, why did I get anxious?
00:47:55.260 It's because I was worried that, Lee, I didn't, like, get enough likes.
00:47:59.080 But you're going to still see the amount.
00:48:00.140 I'll see it, but I don't care. 0.99
00:48:01.480 If I know that I'm the only one that's, like, I'm the only one who knows, like, what my penis looks like when I'm peeing, right? 0.98
00:48:07.180 Like, and that makes me feel safe and comfortable. 0.86
00:48:09.280 So I'm the only one who knows how many likes I'm getting when I post a picture on Instagram.
00:48:12.600 What a weird analogy.
00:48:13.920 Number of comments is there still, right? 0.96
00:48:17.420 Because to be quite honest with you, like, the true fucking factor of engagement is, I believe. 0.99
00:48:22.480 Then you've got clowns and L's all over your Instagram. 0.99
00:48:24.420 What are you popping now? 0.93
00:48:26.480 Clowns and L's? 0.99
00:48:27.000 Yeah, I mean, by the way, yeah. 0.98
00:48:29.300 By the way, thank you for those clowns and L's 0.98
00:48:31.260 that all you UK people are posting. 1.00
00:48:32.340 I'm not even kidding. 0.99
00:48:33.220 I got a higher brand deal rate based on my fucking content. 0.99
00:48:36.780 They are literally putting money in my pocket. 0.99
00:48:38.760 I put a story out asking them to put more clowns and L's on my post.
00:48:42.820 My last post is like 1,500 comments on it.
00:48:45.900 And now I go to brands and I'm like,
00:48:47.280 yo, by the way, did you see my last post? 0.99
00:48:48.740 1,500 fucking comments. 0.99
00:48:49.920 And they're like, yo. 1.00
00:48:50.520 15,000.
00:48:51.520 No.
00:48:51.880 I had a bunch of people on my YouTube video
00:48:55.060 getting pissed at me for my thumbnail
00:48:56.900 I made like 50 bucks
00:48:59.080 off it 0.99
00:48:59.620 want to hear something fucked up 0.97
00:49:03.040 a weird statistic to make your 0.99
00:49:04.860 wiener tingle
00:49:05.740 yes that's exactly what I want
00:49:09.040 I made three times more money
00:49:11.120 off YouTube ads last month
00:49:12.600 than David Dobrik did
00:49:14.120 no no no no no there's no celebration
00:49:17.060 this is not a brag at all this is 1.00
00:49:18.900 stupidity or not stupidity 1.00
00:49:21.000 but it's just weird. 1.00
00:49:21.600 Tell them how much you made
00:49:22.580 to give context.
00:49:23.580 All right.
00:49:23.760 So I've made close to 10,000.
00:49:26.780 You did?
00:49:27.400 Yeah.
00:49:28.100 On YouTube ads last month.
00:49:29.400 I'll be collecting my 20% soon.
00:49:31.360 There we go.
00:49:32.320 And David Dobrik,
00:49:34.260 he sent you the screenshot.
00:49:36.180 He goes,
00:49:36.660 David,
00:49:36.940 because we talked about it on the show.
00:49:38.360 By the way,
00:49:38.560 he's come out publicly with this,
00:49:39.740 which is why I'm cool with saying it.
00:49:41.440 He saw us talking about his ad revenue
00:49:44.500 on this show.
00:49:46.180 And it would appear
00:49:47.680 that David Dobrik has
00:49:49.080 endless amounts of money.
00:49:50.280 and i said and i said i was like i don't think i don't think from google ad sense anyways it's 0.75
00:49:55.700 impossible for videos that short and is raunchy i bet i bet youtube has fucking politely blacklisted 0.59
00:50:01.980 him not from recommended but from making money via ads and he texted me he goes yo i meant to 0.83
00:50:06.200 show you this and i think it was like 30 i think it was like 3200 bucks or something it was less
00:50:11.220 than that i think it was like two thousand dollars what and so and so this is not and so this is not
00:50:14.980 a dig or like me saying that like anything about views or anything that i deserve it 3200 bucks
00:50:20.260 yeah wow somehow surprisingly right on uh but but like it's just weird to know that the first
00:50:25.940 off the lessons here like there's more than meets the eye yes david david's not doing it for youtube
00:50:30.800 adsense he's he's gotten very creative with how he can make money which by the way i think is
00:50:34.620 better anyways the reason i uh am able to afford anything of mine is not because of google adsense
00:50:40.640 it's because we've found out a way to like innovate business yep yep um brand brand deals
00:50:45.980 yeah that kind of stuff yeah yeah yeah that's where the real that's where the real money is
00:50:49.120 by the way we're saying yes and i think we should be we should just start saying no more often oh
00:50:53.900 yeah i should take that word out of my vocabulary completely yeah do do this do yes but no yes yes
00:50:59.200 but no no like that girl that tried kombucha on the camera and she's like well what do you know 1.00
00:51:05.580 that video yeah she's she's dope yo she's got millions of i think she's a tiktoker dude yo
00:51:10.100 TikTok, TikTok, what's good? 1.00
00:51:12.520 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:14.180 I'm not getting on it. 1.00
00:51:14.920 Fuck you. 1.00
00:51:15.820 Honestly, we fucked that shit, dude. 1.00
00:51:18.060 I'm pissed. 1.00
00:51:19.080 I told you the other day,
00:51:20.960 nothing makes me feel more violent
00:51:23.200 than when one of our friends makes a TikTok style video. 0.99
00:51:26.220 Mark Doner, I'm fucking looking at you right now, bro. 0.99
00:51:28.660 Mark. 1.00
00:51:29.060 You made a fucking video. 1.00
00:51:30.580 Please pull this shit up, dude. 1.00
00:51:31.820 Look at him. 1.00
00:51:32.240 Please pull this shit up, dude. 0.99
00:51:33.920 Mark, I'm going to show you this video 0.99
00:51:36.020 that I want to give context
00:51:36.980 because I actually commented on this video
00:51:38.640 with something not so nice.
00:51:40.100 Um, we're going to get flag for copyright music, but just don't play the sound.
00:51:44.560 Okay.
00:51:45.020 He's eating a bowl of regular Reese's puffs.
00:51:47.060 And he, then he compares it to what he calls Travis Scott Reese's puffs.
00:51:51.540 And when he pours in, it plays a sicko mode, sicko mode, a Travis Scott song bench bench.
00:51:56.600 And then he starts to turn up.
00:51:58.400 His friends come in milk in the bowl, milk on his head, dancing.
00:52:03.400 Olga safaris for some reason in the background going hard.
00:52:06.820 And then he laughs at the end.
00:52:08.420 and the laugh is the worst part yeah yeah and so i commented i and but mind you i've i love mark
00:52:15.120 donor he's one of my best friends he's my my roommate for like a year and a half but i
00:52:20.060 commented i hate you mark and i meant it did he say anything back i really meant it like
00:52:25.440 like i love mark donor but that video made me hate mark so i just said it it's just it's just yo i
00:52:31.980 hate you mark we talked about this last night we talked about the difference between tiktok and 0.84
00:52:36.280 vine vine created some of the biggest fucking stars that exist today and we were like why why 0.96
00:52:41.880 is there why is there a difference i don't know why vine said you have seven seconds create a 0.97
00:52:45.540 concept do it yourself shoot it yourself figure it all out tiktok you go on they're like this is
00:52:50.760 what's trending this song's hot so if you're a pretty face that can make your moves lit your 0.98
00:52:55.160 lips move to the sound of a song you just got four million views dude there was a fucking viral video 0.99
00:53:00.620 of people overflowing their soda cups everybody was overflowing their fucking soda cups 1.00
00:53:05.580 it makes me want to hurt 1.00
00:53:08.180 it makes me hurt
00:53:11.200 it makes me have major
00:53:13.040 it makes me sad for life bro
00:53:15.680 like when I see you guys do that bro 0.99
00:53:18.080 like just fucking create 0.99
00:53:19.700 something 0.98
00:53:20.460 here's why
00:53:21.100 in so many ways
00:53:23.200 especially for our friends
00:53:24.880 it just feels like a step back
00:53:27.200 we did the short form comedy on Vine
00:53:29.720 even like Instagram
00:53:30.660 and by the way
00:53:32.860 I'm well aware of the massive success
00:53:35.100 in the reach of tiktok for sure i and there's there's immense value in that that goes unstated
00:53:40.360 but for me as a brand personally and mind you i have i think 3.7 million followers on there because
00:53:46.440 i did musically for a bit and all of them are the most cringe thing i've ever seen in my life
00:53:50.100 please don't go watch them you're gonna watch i'm so sorry um and you know there's talks about us 0.86
00:53:56.280 going on tiktok but it just i might do it as like a fuck around like you know we just making 0.56
00:54:02.820 we probably shouldn't even just because 0.91
00:54:04.600 like I think they should change their tagline
00:54:07.540 to TikTok
00:54:08.680 we give non-creators the ability to create
00:54:11.380 do you know what I'm saying
00:54:12.380 it's cool 1.00
00:54:13.940 but if you're a fucking creator 0.99
00:54:15.780 to a degree 0.99
00:54:18.500 bro they give you the song
00:54:21.000 they give you the hashtag
00:54:22.340 that's why it's huge 0.99
00:54:23.780 I get it for the fucking 1.00
00:54:26.920 Nazis 1.00
00:54:27.700 Nazis 0.90
00:54:29.100 please if you're a creator and you're watching 0.68
00:54:32.800 this don't overflow your soda cup if it if it translated to like actual like money being made
00:54:41.740 which it does which it does i do it yeah no i don't move for no no i'm saying like if it was
00:54:46.500 worth it though like because i don't i haven't seen is it valuable can you secure brand deals
00:54:51.260 through it's getting there i think so this might be one of those things where i don't know maybe
00:54:56.460 10 years from now people look back and they're like wow those geriatrics on impulsive didn't
00:55:00.160 want to adapt to the changing times you know i'm saying no see i i said this before actually i said
00:55:04.400 i knew nah i said i how you know when you're washed up is when you start hating on the up
00:55:08.600 and coming right that's why are we are we those geriatrics i'm not hating on people and i'm not
00:55:13.060 even hating on tiktok are we just like some dinosaurs right now bro it's quite possible
00:55:17.340 that no no bro look at the metrics we just moved to a ranch now we're off grid we're off grid
00:55:23.540 soon we're all gonna have beards and be fossilized in the side of the mountains there
00:55:27.600 Like people are going to discover us 300,000 years from now.
00:55:30.380 Look, that looks like Logan Paul.
00:55:32.440 I caveman Mike with his caveman Yeezys. 0.99
00:55:34.840 Let me, let me, let me fucking say this, bro. 0.97
00:55:37.140 It's not, we are not doing that. 0.96
00:55:39.060 I happily embrace little Uzi Vert.
00:55:41.440 I happily embrace young Doug. 0.98
00:55:43.920 Just because someone is new and does things differently doesn't mean you have to fucking embrace them. 1.00
00:55:49.860 This shit is a sham. 1.00
00:55:51.360 People overflowing their fucking soda cups and calling that content is a fucking sham, bro. 1.00
00:55:55.780 I don't give a fuck what you say. 1.00
00:55:57.600 dude. I tried to make a 1.00
00:55:59.440 TikTok once, and they
00:56:00.660 took it off the platform.
00:56:03.480 Here, check it out. Even this was real
00:56:05.200 creation. We found out how they make the noise
00:56:07.300 in scary movies.
00:56:23.940 They may have seen Evan as dangerous
00:56:26.000 hanging from the balcony.
00:56:26.840 No, it's probably Mike taking a poop. 1.00
00:56:28.420 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:56:28.960 It was removed in 15 minutes. 0.99
00:56:31.640 Point is, I tried to do TikTok 0.99
00:56:33.000 and it slapped me in the ass. 0.99
00:56:34.580 Just like every other platform in this world. 1.00
00:56:36.960 Like you.
00:56:37.640 I think if you really tried,
00:56:38.720 you could conquer it. 1.00
00:56:40.140 No shit, Jeff. 1.00
00:56:41.180 What? 1.00
00:56:41.880 Obviously.
00:56:42.480 I gotta ask.
00:56:43.020 I don't know about you guys,
00:56:44.720 but it begs the question,
00:56:46.400 now that you're responding to Jeff saying something. 0.99
00:56:48.400 Jeff, how the fuck did you get here 0.98
00:56:49.800 and why are you on the show right now? 0.98
00:56:50.760 And I'm sorry I'm so fired up.
00:56:51.900 I'm not saying that you shouldn't be, 0.97
00:56:53.160 but like what's fucking good, Jeff? 0.98
00:56:55.160 and we got a man bun now 0.98
00:56:56.660 we got a man bun on set
00:56:58.860 I think the man bun is going to go soon
00:57:01.240 you're going to go Spencer style 0.91
00:57:02.920 I usually change every so often
00:57:04.860 one time I came in to a meeting
00:57:07.500 and I shaved my head and Logan was like
00:57:09.260 what? Spencer turned into Gordon
00:57:11.000 and you're going to turn into Jordan
00:57:12.520 nice, Gordon, Jordan
00:57:14.480 welcome to the show Jeff
00:57:16.880 thank you for having me
00:57:17.760 you guys want to talk about the ranch real quick
00:57:20.260 we're going to show this on
00:57:23.360 youtube it just has to be done the right way because if i'm being honest it's the it's the
00:57:29.280 greatest thing i've ever purchased i paid one million and one dollars for this ranch that was
00:57:33.380 my offer and they accepted it because i thought it was funny i threw in the one dollar one million
00:57:36.840 and one dollar they bought it or they they sold it to us and we spent the weekend up there for
00:57:42.820 the first time did you try nine nine nine they wouldn't do it there there's uh it's a reverse
00:57:49.280 because that would have been cheaper that would have made them think it's cheaper so he did one
00:57:52.960 million and one now they're like damn i'm getting a hell of a deal there's a jordan and gordon you
00:57:58.360 guys done yeah we're done over here go ahead there's a lot of great stuff to do with the 0.65
00:58:01.720 ranch it is my uh favorite spot on planet earth and like i said i want to do a proper reveal video
00:58:06.680 there's just one there's just one one problem we discovered um oh yeah you didn't look under
00:58:17.040 the rug yeah it might be it might be severely haunted it's haunted and and and by the way
00:58:26.080 i went there with an open mind i said i said haunted it was owned by the hippie mafia he
00:58:31.460 goes the brotherhood of eternal love they're gonna be hippie ghosts mike don't worry about 0.97
00:58:35.120 i'm like yeah okay i start hearing the metal doors clanging in the fucking middle of the night 0.99
00:58:38.600 i ain't i ain't trying to look for a fucking g the sex car started honking yeah the second 0.99
00:58:43.860 night we were there was really windy and I made David and Mike move their mattress to my room 0.99
00:58:48.680 by the way he didn't have to fucking beg us okay we were more than fucking willing 0.99
00:58:53.760 the shit I was seeing the shit I was hearing the wind would blow and it'd be like dang bang 0.99
00:58:59.300 then the fucking car horn Mike wakes me up goes Logan a car just honked three times I'm like so 1.00
00:59:06.720 he's like it's 2am I'm like are you sure David's like I heard that's his German accent I'm like 0.99
00:59:11.680 I'm like oh no 0.97
00:59:14.380 and it turns out
00:59:15.320 there's a ghost
00:59:16.760 that likes to honk
00:59:17.400 the car horn three times
00:59:18.540 because he did it again
00:59:19.760 in the morning
00:59:20.320 does this make the value
00:59:22.100 of the property though
00:59:22.740 go up
00:59:23.340 because everybody loves
00:59:24.540 a haunted
00:59:25.300 I mean people flock
00:59:26.080 to that kind of stuff
00:59:26.920 yeah
00:59:27.260 and also is it really haunted
00:59:28.860 Greg Paul's staying there
00:59:30.020 right now
00:59:30.340 on his lonesome
00:59:31.380 oh yeah when's the last time
00:59:32.140 you heard from him
00:59:32.680 by the way
00:59:33.020 it's been a couple days
00:59:34.040 that's what I'm saying
00:59:35.520 he's dead
00:59:36.280 yeah the dude's 1.00
00:59:37.560 fucking 1.00
00:59:38.000 toast and roasted bro 1.00
00:59:39.860 I mean I'll be the first
00:59:41.320 to say
00:59:41.680 I love the place
00:59:44.080 but at the same time
00:59:45.200 like
00:59:45.420 Danny's giving me
00:59:46.920 the same look
00:59:47.520 you hate the place
00:59:48.640 you're a caveman 1.00
00:59:49.780 with Yeezys 1.00
00:59:50.360 you're not a ranch man 0.89
00:59:51.300 you hiked up
00:59:52.420 half the mountain
00:59:53.180 and we start going up
00:59:54.660 we look back
00:59:55.220 once we get to the top
00:59:55.840 Mike's just gone
00:59:56.500 because I was uploading 0.99
00:59:57.660 a fucking YouTube video 0.99
00:59:58.460 and I had a lot of trouble 1.00
00:59:59.200 with the fucking Wi-Fi 0.98
01:00:00.120 the Wi-Fi is 0.6 MB up 1.00
01:00:02.400 you sound like
01:00:04.080 the old Logan Paul
01:00:05.460 I said it to him
01:00:07.360 they used to look
01:00:07.920 for uploads
01:00:08.580 and be like
01:00:09.000 Jeff
01:00:09.320 I'm in like
01:00:10.160 Vancouver
01:00:10.720 there's no speed i'm going to this next hotel and i'm going to the next one i spent hours 0.98
01:00:14.660 i said it i said it to him i said i'm 2017 you i need the fucking wi-fi i need to figure it out 0.98
01:00:21.280 and then i uploaded the video and it had no fucking sound want to hear a joke you wait you 0.96
01:00:25.720 want to know what i was doing when he was when he was uploading or attempting to upload having 0.97
01:00:29.080 problems i think you were i was eating cheese it's watching mike just enjoying every second of it
01:00:34.560 Because I go, I did this for 460 days.
01:00:37.100 He loved it, dude.
01:00:38.820 I know it.
01:00:39.640 You poor poor thing.
01:00:40.220 I'm going to the other side. 0.98
01:00:42.720 And it does suck at times. 0.52
01:00:45.580 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:00:46.080 But it's like shit. 1.00
01:00:47.140 When you have this content that you're fucking proud of and you know people want it and shit, 1.00
01:00:50.840 and it's like, fuck, I'm stuck at Phobes Ranch with fucking a bunch of ghosts and fucking hippie morons. 1.00
01:00:58.440 The dedication and sacrifice is real. 1.00
01:01:00.480 I hope the ghosts are fine. 1.00
01:01:01.100 Yeah, why are you disrespecting the hippie morons? 1.00
01:01:02.800 Well shit they're going to have to travel 1.00
01:01:04.660 Here's a good question 0.99
01:01:06.500 If the alarm was going off here at this house
01:01:09.400 Like the car alarm
01:01:10.820 Would you be scared?
01:01:12.000 Because you weren't in the wilderness
01:01:14.020 Basically by yourself
01:01:17.180 But you got to just be okay with it
01:01:20.040 Because you got to just be like
01:01:21.360 It happened here
01:01:22.720 It happens there
01:01:23.660 You just got to be okay with mysterious horns
01:01:25.560 Deep in a property nowhere near civilization
01:01:28.820 Horrifying
01:01:30.020 I'm sitting up looking at the ceiling
01:01:31.800 which by the way doesn't exist because it's all glass
01:01:33.680 so all the ghosts are literally
01:01:34.980 looking in at
01:01:36.320 I swear to god
01:01:40.000 it's the coolest way to go
01:01:41.840 it doesn't make sense
01:01:43.460 when we were going on those hikes
01:01:45.480 it's like you get up to the top of
01:01:47.600 one of the mountains that's not the top
01:01:49.560 like the biggest mountain you're just like what the hell
01:01:51.900 where am I
01:01:52.780 it overlooks Coachella Valley dude
01:01:54.460 the entire Coachella Valley
01:01:56.140 you can hang glide into Coachella
01:01:58.320 you can hang glide
01:01:59.660 yes facts
01:02:00.960 by the way
01:02:02.600 take it easy
01:02:03.120 don't do that
01:02:04.060 you definitely should do that
01:02:05.320 by the way
01:02:06.320 all jokes aside 1.00
01:02:07.420 the place is fucking dope 0.99
01:02:08.400 my qualm with it 0.99
01:02:09.740 on this last trip
01:02:10.600 is we have not gotten
01:02:11.700 anything in there yet
01:02:12.620 it was very bare bones
01:02:14.160 the only thing there was
01:02:15.200 there was
01:02:15.680 alright so we'd wake up
01:02:16.420 in the morning
01:02:16.700 and people would be like
01:02:17.400 alright guys
01:02:18.180 we got two options today
01:02:19.340 go out and walk around
01:02:20.500 in the dirt
01:02:20.980 or go out
01:02:21.840 and walk around in the dirt
01:02:22.720 and I was just like
01:02:23.520 I'm gonna just chill here bro
01:02:24.820 I'm gonna just chill out here
01:02:25.920 it's like dirt 1.00
01:02:26.380 it's just fucking dirt 1.00
01:02:27.640 we love dirt 0.99
01:02:28.000 we one of the greatest hikes ever
01:02:29.620 I just hiked four miles today 0.99
01:02:31.300 I got a fucking broken ankle Jeff 1.00
01:02:32.860 So stop being fun of handicapped people 1.00
01:02:34.920 You can read 1.00
01:02:35.660 What does reading have to do with hiking
01:02:39.200 It's just beautiful you're outside
01:02:40.660 You sit and read a book
01:02:41.720 But he also
01:02:44.020 Just got mountain bikes
01:02:46.000 Which I love
01:02:46.860 Look at the view
01:02:48.200 Are you kidding me
01:02:49.420 Wow
01:02:51.080 That doesn't even look like you Danny
01:02:55.260 What were you enjoying
01:02:57.280 Gooby berry
01:02:58.100 oh my god bro 1.00
01:03:00.240 holy shit 1.00
01:03:01.680 I believe that's a pineapple spear that Andre brought up 0.99
01:03:04.260 that's the ghost that we were looking for
01:03:05.980 but look at that that's all your property
01:03:08.100 you own every inch of that
01:03:09.120 I mean just go with it
01:03:10.800 I own 84 acres that is right here
01:03:13.720 in the middle
01:03:14.400 but bro there's no houses
01:03:16.720 the picture on the bottom is your screensaver
01:03:18.840 I was like this is beautiful
01:03:19.760 welcome to the balsam Jeff
01:03:24.720 wait did you show them
01:03:27.520 Can you point out where I got to?
01:03:29.940 This was actually the mountain you didn't even come to.
01:03:32.000 No, this was the second day.
01:03:34.680 Oh.
01:03:35.820 This whole thing is
01:03:37.640 National Forest.
01:03:40.160 I own 84, but
01:03:41.980 it's a playground of thousands,
01:03:43.820 hundreds of thousands of acres.
01:03:46.860 What's wrong with his arm?
01:03:48.540 It's a panorama.
01:03:49.540 It's a panorama. If he moves, this happens.
01:03:52.740 My house is right
01:03:53.940 here. You see down here?
01:03:56.600 This is the barn.
01:03:57.520 amazing this is the house i can't wait to show this on youtube this video is gonna be sick but
01:04:01.520 yeah here's the issue i kind of want to ask you again how do you how do you protect people from
01:04:05.240 coming no there's a there's a gate with a lock on it a padlock and to be honest bro this is and i 0.73
01:04:11.760 hate to say this this is the property that like trespassing is not fucking taken lightly oh yeah 0.93
01:04:16.940 this is this is this is pharmacy i'm not gonna tell you you're gonna get shot but like yo depending 0.95
01:04:21.320 on who's at the ranch whether it's our whether it's gp whether it's our groundskeeper or if you
01:04:25.380 like walk onto the neighbor's property on accident neighbor ruthie who owns like 4 000 cattle bro
01:04:29.780 and you're disturbing her cattle like this is not the land to just try to infiltrate because no you'll 0.97
01:04:35.360 get barbecued you'll get you'll get fucked up and then you're gonna use like tranquilizer darts 0.93
01:04:39.780 that's that's let's just put it this way that's what we use here like so imagine what gets used 0.99
01:04:46.380 there yeah you know what i'm saying you just don't want it like like no but but listen i want i want
01:04:51.460 I want to go ride mountain bikes there.
01:04:52.640 I really do, dude.
01:04:53.220 We just bought $10,000 worth of mountain bikes.
01:04:57.920 The number for a reason?
01:05:00.440 I'm letting you know we're taking this very seriously.
01:05:02.760 A lot of them?
01:05:03.240 How many?
01:05:04.120 Four mountain bikes, four helmets, four sets of Oakley helmets with Oakley shades.
01:05:08.300 I can't wait.
01:05:10.260 I'll be honest.
01:05:11.200 Swiping on dating apps there.
01:05:14.540 It ain't good, bro.
01:05:15.220 But there's some honeys in the town.
01:05:16.660 Idlewild.
01:05:17.040 Yo, I saw there was an amazing Italian restaurant you guys went to.
01:05:19.740 It's incredible.
01:05:20.260 See my sandwich?
01:05:21.040 Yeah, it looked amazing. 0.82
01:05:22.260 Mac found a girlfriend there.
01:05:24.680 I can see that for sure.
01:05:26.020 So hold on, listen to this.
01:05:26.860 Our friend Mac, the bearded pilgrim,
01:05:29.120 you guys, I'm sure you've seen him before.
01:05:30.980 He's one of these guys who's like,
01:05:33.180 I was born with a chance serendipitous exploring.
01:05:36.820 Like he's always just like,
01:05:37.640 he's out in the Netherlands somewhere mind-wise.
01:05:39.900 His whole thing is called mind.
01:05:41.520 He's always writing in this little notepad.
01:05:43.480 He's like, today I set out to enjoy the world.
01:05:46.860 And so we were in this small town near the ranch
01:05:49.620 and he's writing in his notepad and i look over and there's a girl today i'm going to explore the 0.93
01:05:55.120 world and he looked and their eyes like link up and i'm like they're fucking both writing some 0.93
01:05:59.300 crazy shit right now they're definitely going to talk so he goes up to her and he talks to her he's 0.93
01:06:02.980 like hey you're writing i'm writing we should like be in love and stuff bro let's go on the 0.98
01:06:08.800 mayflower together so they talk they hang out they exchange like numbers they talk about like how 0.99
01:06:14.000 like how many font how big a font they write in all that shit whatever right and they fucking 0.97
01:06:18.300 leave we they go their separate ways we leave and we're driving and we're 20 30 minutes away from 1.00
01:06:23.960 the town and there's this girl sitting on the fucking bluff writing more shit stop just fucking 0.99
01:06:29.780 writing so max stops and he goes up to him he's like so indifference adventures have led me to 0.99
01:06:35.260 you and now we must sail the ocean blue i love it bro like and then to make matters even more extreme 0.93
01:06:42.440 we're back here in la they walk in the fucking door of the house last night she ventured here 0.97
01:06:48.160 I love it 0.99
01:06:48.740 and they're hanging out
01:06:49.580 in LA dude
01:06:50.360 I love that
01:06:50.760 that's beautiful
01:06:51.420 I love that
01:06:51.840 that is true
01:06:52.440 I asked her what she was doing
01:06:53.820 in the random city
01:06:54.940 of Idyllwild
01:06:55.540 she's like
01:06:55.920 I flipped a coin
01:06:56.800 and decided to come here
01:06:57.840 no she did not
01:06:59.520 y'all are made for each other
01:07:00.960 yeah
01:07:01.360 maybe they can go
01:07:02.420 on the Titanic
01:07:02.900 I saw there's a Titanic
01:07:03.880 2 being built
01:07:04.700 they're doing a second Titanic
01:07:05.860 that's following the same route 0.99
01:07:07.480 who the fuck 1.00
01:07:08.220 would get on that ship 1.00
01:07:09.320 following this 1.00
01:07:09.960 you're a moron 1.00
01:07:11.140 Mac the pilgrim 1.00
01:07:11.920 and his girl
01:07:12.480 yo 0.98
01:07:13.040 how horrible
01:07:14.960 of an ending
01:07:15.480 with that story
01:07:16.160 yeah they sailed away
01:07:17.400 on the Titanic 2 and died
01:07:19.300 via an iceberg again.
01:07:20.920 And the only thing that we find is their journals.
01:07:24.140 Serendipity has brought us
01:07:25.300 together. Like, dude, same route.
01:07:27.620 It's sailing the same route. My question
01:07:29.260 is, like, do you turn for the iceberg this time
01:07:31.200 or do you just run right in front of you?
01:07:33.040 Yeah, I think you run into it.
01:07:35.080 What I was going to say, though, is, man, is that property
01:07:37.240 is, like, you could just retire.
01:07:39.200 You could be done, right? There's nothing else
01:07:41.220 you need. You could live off-grid.
01:07:43.040 You could start your garden, whatever.
01:07:44.860 It's a goal of mine. So, what's next, bro?
01:07:47.740 Here's what's next.
01:07:49.240 If you're on the ranch and you can't get a boner,
01:07:51.420 what would you do?
01:07:53.520 Did he just throw me a blue chew ad?
01:07:55.340 I think so.
01:07:56.300 I mean, I guess technically we got another sponsor. 0.90
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01:08:42.000 By the way, we got a big old bag of those suckers
01:08:45.440 Right for fight night 1.00
01:08:46.820 I've been sucking those fuckers down 1.00
01:08:49.780 I've been walking around with an intercontinental ballistic missile 1.00
01:08:51.900 As a dick for the past two weeks 0.92
01:08:53.500 Has anybody seen Game Changer, which I'm sure Spencer saw 1.00
01:08:55.680 No one wants to hear about your fucking fruits, Jeff 0.99
01:08:57.720 Vegetable 1.00
01:08:58.980 Well, guess what? The vegetable companies aren't paying the fucking bills 0.99
01:09:01.680 You know who is? Blue Chew 1.00
01:09:02.900 So take your fucking pills, Jeff 1.00
01:09:04.640 And get your boners the fucking illegal way 1.00
01:09:07.660 Like everybody else 0.99
01:09:10.680 I love this Mighty Ducks jersey.
01:09:12.720 I've got to ask.
01:09:13.980 Where did it come from?
01:09:15.280 Oh, you know me.
01:09:16.040 I love hockey.
01:09:17.280 Yeah, I was going to ask you about that, bro.
01:09:19.120 Are you purposely wearing that because you're going to do hockey next?
01:09:21.780 It's going to answer your question, Spencer.
01:09:23.620 Yeah, let's get back to that.
01:09:25.000 After the boner, what's next?
01:09:28.660 It's a great question.
01:09:30.220 I love that they put blue impulsive to match the brand.
01:09:34.880 It's tricky.
01:09:35.860 I think we're going to address this in the ranch vlog.
01:09:38.420 and Andre asked me this in the
01:09:40.560 mountain. We had like a little like heart to heart
01:09:42.300 conversation. It was more just
01:09:44.440 like a question and answer, but it still felt like a heart to heart.
01:09:47.200 It was magical. I saw you guys
01:09:48.340 winking at each other. For the first time in my life
01:09:50.420 I'm
01:09:50.820 I'm scared and somewhat
01:09:54.240 uncomfortable at how free I am
01:09:56.460 which is weird. It's like
01:09:58.500 I have everything I've ever
01:10:00.280 wanted. I'm financially free
01:10:02.460 I'm free like liberty wise
01:10:04.380 because I live in the United States of America
01:10:05.880 I am socially free. Like I can do
01:10:08.000 I can do anything I want but I don't know what to do and that's terrifying and I know I can't be
01:10:14.380 the only one who feels like this uh in in the sense of I'm not sure what route to go with my
01:10:22.620 life right now I have some ideas and I will pursue a b or c but or a b and c possibly or c both a and
01:10:32.540 be anything really in any order but uh yeah it's Dylan like that joke yeah it's uh it's it's odd
01:10:44.900 man and I know I know just because of my work ethic and my desire to to succeed I'll find
01:10:51.860 something but it's uh it's cool I'm at another I'm at another pivot point in my life like we're
01:10:58.020 here we're here right now and time to uh time to go the right way should we talk at all about the
01:11:02.980 i think whatever he puts his mind to he's accomplished at the highest level right
01:11:09.840 youtube fastest growing channel in the world boxing top of the boxing you know publicity
01:11:16.480 i think whatever he decides to do he's going to conquer i think that his creativity is second to
01:11:23.600 none so it's gonna be excited for him to take some time and put that creative juices to to work
01:11:29.560 again i really want to i'm excited about it i really want to exercise the creative muscle
01:11:34.280 because i feel like it's been a minute since since i really like got creative or something
01:11:40.300 even when we did daily vlogs it was like a forced creativity that involved like a lot of cringe and
01:11:47.040 manufacturing and i want to i want to get creative in how we innovate this space yet again
01:11:53.020 Should we talk about the convo from last night or just save it?
01:11:57.220 Are we going to air that?
01:11:58.440 No, I don't know.
01:11:59.760 I don't know.
01:12:00.360 I think what you probably will see over the next few months is him being a little bit more liberal with what's filmed and showing a little bit more of what really happens as opposed to the title of the vlog being,
01:12:16.560 we bought $10,000 worth of bicycles
01:12:18.860 and then shutting the cameras off once
01:12:20.640 his friends come over and once we go out
01:12:22.540 in LA and do the stuff that we do
01:12:24.560 it'll probably flop. The $10,000
01:12:26.840 worth of bicycles becomes a sub story
01:12:28.900 that might or might not get shown
01:12:30.460 and the main story is what happened
01:12:32.800 in his life. You also said
01:12:34.740 you were going to place Andre
01:12:36.260 with artificial intelligence.
01:12:38.700 Fast. Yes. You no longer have
01:12:40.640 a videographer anymore. Yep.
01:12:42.640 Sorry about that dude.
01:12:44.260 We're powering it with electricity and vegan.
01:12:46.560 here's here's the big answer to your question that i i'm gonna go down this path we need a team
01:12:51.900 we need a team that that's the uh we're gonna we're gonna find hard-working talented young
01:12:58.220 folks who want to succeed and join team maverick that's number one i love it they're probably
01:13:04.960 already my guess is they're probably already established creators minor but yes maybe unless
01:13:11.300 they're unless they're disgruntled yeah you know what i'm saying and there's someone like i brought 0.83
01:13:14.940 up and i brought up at jeff i thought it would be dope as fuck to have at jeff he wants to poach 0.97
01:13:20.880 jeff from the vlog squad i would love to i think he's dope as fuck and he would and he would make 0.96
01:13:25.020 like i told him last night we were talking about i was like but we can't poach jeff and by the way 0.93
01:13:29.460 we'd never try that but what i'm saying is you know if we if a secondary at jeff but but but
01:13:35.980 like if if if me and him sat down we created this talent pool and i said all right you grab you pick
01:13:40.660 one and i'll pick one and so mine i would pick one that was like kind of like me and he picked
01:13:46.020 one that was kind of like him and then we and by the way we also need a girl dude we need girl we 1.00
01:13:51.000 need a girl like by the way by the way i want her to live in this house she's gotta be with us she
01:13:55.260 gotta become our home girl we're turning this into like the real world uh no no no but yeah yeah
01:14:00.060 maybe yes yes like like yo this is a real world also the real world bro like as as entertaining
01:14:06.500 as it was i think just we have a a thing that the real world folks just don't have i think it's i
01:14:13.540 think the fact that we are bluetooth i think we have bluetooth and they don't i can say this
01:14:18.280 without a shadow of a doubt yeah no story that any team currently out there is able to manufacture
01:14:25.560 is as fun to watch as the story that we live every single fucking day without making anything up 0.78
01:14:32.020 so why do you need a new team what's wrong with the team nah cause we cause we we need to infuse 0.85
01:14:35.840 cause we need more creators like we need more people to bounce off of like when i come downstairs
01:14:41.060 and i see mike making a show on his lonesome called the night shift it gives me utmost joy
01:14:47.300 i am ecstatic ecstatic that my friend and partner is making content we need we need creators who
01:14:54.960 when i'm done with my vlog and mike's done shooting the night shift and we're done with
01:14:58.780 this show they'll go and make you know three times a week content whatever it is a makeup tutorial
01:15:03.380 whatever it is like i need i need that and that creative gene that makes kids people want to post
01:15:10.060 on youtube is very very hard to manufacture like i've i've been making videos since i was 10 there's
01:15:17.400 a reason i've always loved it for whatever fucking reason and by the way ask any youtube creator who 0.55
01:15:22.040 has uh found success on a on a on a scale that big they've probably been making videos since 0.94
01:15:29.200 they were like 10 it's hard to find like if we went to like an improv school like ucb and we
01:15:34.980 found someone who was funny sure they're funny sure sure they'll uh provide like entertainment
01:15:40.720 value in our content but afterwards they're not going out and building their own platform because
01:15:46.960 they just don't know how that that creator gene is the thing that's gonna be the staple of this
01:15:53.500 organization that every one of us has and is which is why we're gonna just become like a like a like
01:15:58.940 a sideman on steroids well also like it's like a like a chupacabra mixed with like like a
01:16:05.160 abominable snowman you know i'm saying it can go in different climates yeah 100 percent one thing
01:16:10.380 that like i always wanted to bring like as much as possible whether it's through like whatever
01:16:15.200 means was like trying to level us up on a cult from a culture perspective like whether it be
01:16:21.500 like bringing in like like I want people that are fucking about the culture like I want to be I want
01:16:26.620 people that are gonna like set trends whether it's music whether it's this whether it's that 0.86
01:16:30.300 like I told him last night like that I want to call somebody and be like yo we want we want you
01:16:34.140 to be on our team and they're like well I'm with like Uzi right now but I'll come over after you
01:16:37.200 know what I'm saying like the people that are on the forefront of like what people are talking about
01:16:40.980 because that's what we talk about on this show. 0.98
01:16:43.280 Like we talk about shit that people are talking about anyways 0.99
01:16:46.060 outside of the show. 0.92
01:16:47.140 And I want the content direction to reflect that outside of this show.
01:16:51.800 How do we bring Impulsive to the vlog channel?
01:16:56.620 I think it's diversification too, like you guys are saying.
01:17:00.000 Bringing the beauty person, bringing the intellect,
01:17:02.780 bringing the business person, bringing...
01:17:04.540 Don't touch me.
01:17:05.560 James Charles is moving next door to us.
01:17:08.620 what if we cut him a very handsome
01:17:11.140 and I mean by handsome like he just takes 100%
01:17:13.080 of everything to join our team
01:17:15.080 alright guys
01:17:16.900 shout out to this watermelon
01:17:17.720 what a weird way to end
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01:17:48.160 Chuck Liddell
01:17:49.560 Joe Markowski from DAZN
01:17:53.180 Big Mike
01:17:53.920 The real big Mike
01:17:54.960 The weed king
01:17:56.880 Yeah TJ Dillashaw
01:17:59.380 You want to say it again Danny
01:18:00.720 What's good 1.00
01:18:02.400 I mean shit 0.99
01:18:05.500 we love y'all 0.99
01:18:06.220 and
01:18:07.140 hopefully the
01:18:09.140 California State
01:18:10.080 Athletic Commission
01:18:10.840 takes a good hard look
01:18:12.320 at my appeal
01:18:13.060 and takes me seriously
01:18:13.940 doesn't think you're a Nazi
01:18:15.340 doesn't think I'm a Nazi
01:18:16.360 alright we love you guys
01:18:18.540 we'll see you next time
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