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00:02:14.440 Anyone.

00:02:14.920 If anyone asks you, and you got a little crush on them, what are you doing tonight?

00:02:18.280 Hit them with a IDKU, no parentheses, exclamation boys, question marks.

00:02:23.540 Nothing.

00:02:24.080 Leave it up in the air, ambiguous.

00:02:25.340 You got three outs.

00:02:26.400 One, you're trying to.

00:02:27.360 one it's like a question to reciprocate

00:02:30.100 and the other one is like who are you stranger

00:02:31.960 I don't know you 1.00

00:02:33.900 what the fuck 1.00

00:02:46.080 was that 0.99

00:02:46.780 what was that

00:02:48.460 that's the noise Mike makes when he falls

00:02:50.880 cause I didn't get his life alert in time

00:02:52.720 bro father time

00:02:54.380 my guy

00:02:55.220 yeah you should get a life alert brand deal i'm working on it right now really yeah but i've

00:03:00.460 fallen i can't get up have you ever fallen and you couldn't get up because of intoxication

00:03:06.020 a million times you know when the room starts spinning and you're like probably best if i

00:03:10.540 just go to sleep like you don't even give it a shot you're like but i have to pee so bad you're

00:03:15.280 like just piss in the bed hey guys welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world 0.72

00:03:20.220 you've heard it before we were nominated not i'll try again probably yeah yeah just go again we were

00:03:24.720 nominated for a streamy i hope we win because if we win that'd be the first time i've won anything

00:03:29.440 this year we need some dubs we need we do need to start collecting w's yep we had a podcast um

00:03:35.600 on wednesday with chuck liddell chuck liddell ufc legend if you haven't seen it go see it

00:03:40.440 yeah yeah go look at it i haven't changed if you noticed um because again we're just kind of all

00:03:46.200 in a weird mood don't ever change vibe in la yeah don't change for no one yo have you ever

00:03:52.080 realize that legend the word legend is really just leg end wow is there any like reason that

00:03:59.320 someone would do that to us i don't believe in that conspiracy george george yesterday

00:04:04.420 conspiracies bro just on that note real quick are dangerous george yesterday suggested smoking and

00:04:09.180 watching conspiracies and i have a theory that that's why conspiracies are accepted in any 0.76

00:04:15.320 capacity because everyone watching when they're high as fuck yeah and they think bro when i when 0.93

00:04:20.000 we went to the flat earth convention you guys remember this after we were done shooting i smoked 0.97

00:04:24.740 heaps of that good colorado kush yeah you did and with the altitude and having just completed the

00:04:31.580 flat earth conference convention center dog i 20 minutes into my high i'm like the earth is flat

00:04:37.440 again yeah i remember you started to say that bro i because i started reading a book talking about 0.91

00:04:42.100 the firmament and shit yeah the firmament yeah what if what if i reach it and what if i put my 0.74

00:04:47.480 hand through it i'm in space and that's right when you started watching the worth the ruth gertrude 0.98

00:04:51.440 videos what are they called the ruth goodberg machines the ruth goodberg chain reaction machines

00:04:56.660 a domino knocks over puts toast in the toast of the toast pops up shoots a rocket off rocket hits 0.95

00:05:01.320 a fucking pan a pan fries an egg rube goldberg bro he was just watching him on repeat and i saw 0.98

00:05:06.540 the beads of sweat just starting to grow on his eyebrows and he's like and i look at him and i'm 0.99

00:05:11.400 like yo man what's good you all right you have so many layers of clothes on why don't you take

00:05:15.220 went off and he goes like this he goes with the most blank stare i've ever seen his his brain was

00:05:21.060 had turned already turned into pudding at this point in other news though you said you were 1.00

00:05:25.920 depressed right what's your fucking problem i'm just kidding i'm kidding no i'm kidding 0.99

00:05:31.280 i don't know was that a bad way to bring it up no of course i'm just fucking i never said that 0.99

00:05:35.720 i think hold on you're just going through a tough time no there's multiple layers of jokes 0.81

00:05:40.280 happening right now let me dig out of what i've just caused i did i didn't say depressed i just

00:05:45.900 said i'm just i'm just like i'm just like stressed right now i got a lot of different things going on

00:05:50.380 some are at like different levels of success others are not you know what i'm saying it's

00:05:55.760 just like ah dude i don't know maybe sometimes like i just long for the days past of just you

00:06:02.320 know me and my pops just playing catch outside the old house with the with the white cupboard 0.91

00:06:07.720 bored nah man fuck those days nah nah i remember when i was a kid and i would do that and i'd tell 0.97

00:06:12.420 my dad i go dad i can't wait to be an adult he goes you kidding me you're a kid you're gonna 0.99

00:06:17.060 have the most fun of your life right now and i became an adult and i made life my playground

00:06:22.320 bro yeah no fun trust me these days are better bro i'm not i'm not saying that i just like what

00:06:27.940 do you what do you want i'm just i'm not saying that all i'm saying is i i guess sometimes a

00:06:31.060 little simplicity do you think you're stretched on you that's on you because what he just said

00:06:35.820 But do you think you're just doing too much?

00:06:37.600 I'm doing a lot.

00:06:38.240 Cause you're always like, you never stop, bro.

00:06:39.860 You see that, right?

00:06:40.840 Mad respect to it.

00:06:42.080 But at the same time, I feel like you gotta, you gotta pick your things.

00:06:46.000 You really do, bro.

00:06:46.740 Like I come downstairs and it's like, you know, I'm always the first up.

00:06:50.400 I'm on the computer at like eight o'clock in the morning every day.

00:06:52.980 And I just work all day long. 0.98

00:06:55.200 It's the only thing I fucking do. 0.93

00:06:56.480 And then I come on, I shoot the show, I get off, I work some more, I come back and it just goes and goes. 0.98

00:07:00.280 And then it's time to shoot the night shift.

00:07:01.340 And it's like all the way through. 1.00

00:07:02.200 And like, I see people like vegan people doing shit. 0.98

00:07:04.980 they're like cutting brussels sprouts and then and i always for some reason i always walk in on 0.99

00:07:08.980 this part of the conversation this is what when i get really sad i always walk in and somebody goes

00:07:12.260 and then she said to him and i'm just like i don't know you know the last time i had a then

00:07:16.540 she said to him type conversation bro because it's something all funny and they're all jovial

00:07:20.460 and they're laughing they're like we're gonna take a car ride a car ride do you want to know 0.81

00:07:24.420 where i take car rides to a fucking meeting right dude this is for this exact reason i've like 0.93

00:07:30.940 seriously considered just stop and post 0.97

00:07:33.020 in YouTube content, Instagram content

00:07:35.140 unless it's like real meaningful. I even

00:07:37.120 deleted Instagram until

00:07:38.980 my documentary is done, bro.

00:07:41.400 Yeah. What the fuck 1.00

00:07:43.040 did you just say? I deleted it. I lost 0.99

00:07:45.100 the follower today. No, no, no, no, no, no. My account

00:07:47.220 is still there. I just deleted the app off my phone.

00:07:49.460 Wow. That's kind of like the cheating

00:07:51.140 way out, dude. Like, let's be honest.

00:07:53.240 Well, you know, why would I delete it? You know, it's

00:07:55.060 like that account has value. 1.00

00:07:57.520 I could see you on the fucking browser 1.00

00:07:59.060 are now using browser instagram like a real fucking loser no for i mean i relate to you 0.99

00:08:04.000 because there's been like when you're in la especially you're getting pulled in like every 0.98

00:08:07.940 direction you could literally do anything like every day of the week and for me focusing on my

00:08:13.680 education documentary until that shit is done i've identified that i've said you know what

00:08:19.120 if that documentary goes out which i believe it will on a big platform and gets like you know 0.90

00:08:24.700 international recognition that's going to do so much more for my career than trying to do like

00:08:29.600 everything trying to have like a little music and youtube content and it stresses me out i think

00:08:34.040 you're spot on spencer i think you're spot on yeah my dad said ever since i was a kid he said this

00:08:39.520 i'm more afraid of the man who's practiced one kick a thousand times than the man who's practiced

00:08:45.060 a thousand kicks one time each yeah i think and i sort of got to experience this a little bit with

00:08:51.080 training camp but like being able to lock in is very refreshing because i i i love multitasking

00:08:58.460 and i'm addicted to just like trying everything like i'm innately curious but i mean we're talking

00:09:04.460 about next steps with with maverick and i think focusing your effort efforts is if you want to

00:09:11.260 make a real impact because even think about it bro my goal to become the biggest entertainer

00:09:15.300 in the world i gotta be i gotta be careful because if i do too many things you just become

00:09:20.580 diluted you we were talking about music yesterday for you and when i left and i started i thought

00:09:28.040 about like what we were talking about i was like you know what like it's it's your thing and if you

00:09:32.320 don't feel like 100 sold on it if you're not like motivated to it you know that's on you true but i

00:09:38.620 also i also find true pleasure and fulfillment in in winning and success like like top three things

00:09:50.400 i am addicted to a need in life it's that like the fulfillment of winning and your heart hard

00:09:56.020 work paying off in a positive way yeah um which so sometimes with music for example let's say

00:10:02.180 it's hypothetical let's say i like sort of like it and by the way i know let's let's make it real

00:10:06.880 i i i do enjoy making music i wouldn't say i i would not say i'm super passionate about making

00:10:14.600 the best music that i possibly can but i will happily endure and go through and spend time

00:10:20.500 on something that i do like for a big potential payoff and that is having a hit song performing

00:10:28.040 on stage whatever it is like i'll i'll suffer for a little bit even if it's something i don't like 0.84

00:10:33.200 as much as music it's training for example fuck i actually like i think the only thing problem 0.78

00:10:37.980 with that though is i feel like the suffering like shines through you know what i'm saying 0.89

00:10:42.140 in your work like the the true like the i think like the people that really succeeded something

00:10:46.640 are the people that are passionate and love what they're doing because it's so authentic and it

00:10:50.140 shows through so much that when you like half-ass something you're like well i was really good at

00:10:54.000 this so maybe i'll try music really quick like there are people who literally wake up every day 0.96

00:10:58.240 they eat breathe sleep fucking music from the day they're born out the womb music music music it's 0.95

00:11:03.460 pumped into their veins like fucking intravenously and then those are the ones that just like that 1.00

00:11:07.800 dude Arizona Zervis that just put out that 1.00

00:11:09.860 song that just blew up. He's like the

00:11:11.740 number one independent artist right now. He's got

00:11:13.620 millions and millions and millions of streams. Like he put

00:11:15.720 out music for what? Like 20 fucking years 1.00

00:11:17.640 before that song popped up? You know what I'm 0.98

00:11:19.800 saying? He made that song Roxanne. I'm sure you guys

00:11:21.700 have heard it. Roxanne. Roxanne.

00:11:24.500 Never heard of anybody's

00:11:25.680 all night. She think I'm an asshole. 1.00

00:11:27.580 She think I'm a player. She keep running back though. 1.00

00:11:29.780 Oh, we're going to get demonetized. Nah, because 1.00

00:11:31.740 Arizona is independent. And he'd

00:11:33.960 have to come and manually claim this video.

00:11:35.400 What if he does that? In Arizona, bro, I know you live

00:11:37.560 I will throw eggs at your house.

00:11:39.560 Hard-boiled.

00:11:40.340 He lives right near us.

00:11:41.900 Yeah, he does.

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00:13:19.160 No, but just touching on that really quickly, you're right.

00:13:23.080 I think the biggest successes come when passion meets hard work.

00:13:27.540 But I'm looking at this Muhammad Ali quote, and everyone knows this.

00:13:31.300 He says, I hated every minute of training, but I said, don't quit.

00:13:33.920 Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.

00:13:35.940 Like, sometimes that suffering is, you got to just endure it.

00:13:39.260 I had this conversation with someone the other day.

00:13:42.040 I pride.

00:13:43.540 And because I believe that most humans, their goal in life, if you ask them to boil it down,

00:13:51.240 it's like, I'll do it with you right now.

00:13:56.020 Pretty simple exercise.

00:13:56.940 I'll do it with you.

00:13:57.800 All right, sure.

00:13:59.800 What's your goal in life?

00:14:00.740 What do you want to do?

00:14:02.480 Do you have a goal?

00:14:03.120 i would prefer to not have to think about a lot of things is that a possible goal

00:14:10.420 that that's your goal that's your goal have i not told you what i want to do he wants to

00:14:17.500 eat chicken tenders in a lazy river okay peace of mind and and and peace of mind like i and that's

00:14:25.280 why my issues are so counter because think about it bro my situation is a little bit different 0.98

00:14:29.620 i didn't have like the whole like oh i've stepped up the ladder like i went through fucking hell 0.58

00:14:35.840 bro for so long and so anytime i'm able to escape hell and be in a place where like i don't have to 0.90

00:14:41.560 worry about fucking yo i need three more segments for this night shift episode and then i can get 0.86

00:14:45.540 it live and then i'll maybe i'll get the feedback i want and the sponsors and and and the the love 0.99

00:14:49.740 sack deal went good and face clean and this and that and all the different like side impacts 0.97

00:14:52.540 anytime i could shut that shit the fuck off like we're doing by the way right now as you watch this 0.99

00:14:57.480 in hawaii because right now we're i know we're here right now but we're in hawaii we're drunk 0.99

00:15:01.380 in hawaii with mike's family right now as you watch this and so like there's like a hula girl

00:15:05.620 in front of me oh yeah like that right now i'm doing what i need to do because like

00:15:09.240 some so my goals are a little bit different than other people so yeah i don't know i don't think

00:15:13.040 so all right because all right benchmark peace of mind sure goal i would say unify humanity wow

00:15:19.240 wow okay see that's why that's why i didn't ask you because you're you're special you're an outlier

00:15:23.760 you really have like empathy for the human race

00:15:25.860 not just like your friends and family 0.99

00:15:27.420 I like making people fucking laugh 0.99

00:15:28.500 is that your life goal? 0.98

00:15:31.220 it might be but I know his life goal is to like

00:15:33.860 change the education system

00:15:36.040 and unify

00:15:37.000 Jesus Christ

00:15:39.060 point is this, peace of mind

00:15:41.340 I believe if you boil down everyone's goals

00:15:43.800 99.9%

00:15:45.980 of people's goals

00:15:46.620 their main objective is to just simply be happy

00:15:50.000 happy

00:15:50.460 just maintain

00:15:53.000 just be happy that is i mean if you're happy you have to you can't say this life sucks or was a

00:15:59.000 failure or that you did just that's why like man you see people uh celebrities billionaires with

00:16:04.540 all these things and money and they'll tell you like a lot a lot of the times it doesn't fulfill

00:16:07.960 them and meanwhile you have a family in ohio making an income of like 50 000 collectively

00:16:13.300 in their in their in their home and they're they're happy they're ecstatic just to be alive

00:16:17.240 and live with each other and experience love and friendship i feel like you uh you guys i mean all

00:16:21.840 of us but you guys in particular have the luxury though to be chilling with those celebrities and 0.55

00:16:26.140 see like holy shit this person's like kind of miserable and like so it's not sort of it's hard 0.72

00:16:31.720 to tell right off the bat some some of you can tell sure but also like a lot of the celebrities 0.98

00:16:36.140 that i've like hung out with or have seen they they're good at masking and it they are a celebrity

00:16:46.060 because they are sort of chaotic in their mental like like a lot of artists bro are experienced so

00:16:53.260 much and that's why a lot of actors can feel so many things because they do and uh they really

00:16:58.220 put themselves through the ringer but all right let me let me stick on my train of thought here

00:17:02.240 let's get back maintaining happiness and wanting to be happy is the goal of humans so

00:17:08.540 i had a epiphany the other day where i had to ask myself like is that my goal and although like i

00:17:17.340 would love to be happy for sure i decided me as a human i'm willing to suffer an immense amount

00:17:23.980 to achieve my goal which is to be the greatest entertainer in the world because i like to 0.95

00:17:29.700 entertain and i want people to forget about their shit life and that's what makes you happy through 0.86

00:17:34.740 it that's what makes you exactly so it's like a a whole cycle a cycle yeah but uh i i don't think 0.98

00:17:41.620 it's out of the ordinary to be okay with suffering because i think it's a part of life and i think

00:17:47.520 you need i think the sooner you can uh adopt that mindset you'll be able to achieve your goals yeah

00:17:52.940 but i think i think the suffering like if you're if you got to pick the thing though that you're

00:17:58.240 willing to suffer for us for instead of you know if you're doing like 10 things and all of them

00:18:03.460 requires suffering then you're gonna be drained you're gonna you're gonna have some like serious 0.91

00:18:08.480 mental issues like i think of nikola tesla homie that homie died a virgin you don't think it was 0.87

00:18:14.200 difficult for him like his version of suffering may have been like forfeiting his potential social 0.73

00:18:18.760 life you know how hard that is dude you know maybe that's what made him happy though or yeah some

00:18:23.400 people like that are so disconnected from like those desires they don't even think about that 0.86

00:18:27.760 kind of shit yeah like the the thing i would say too for a lot of people too because one of the 0.99

00:18:32.520 worst things to hear when you're like confused you're like torn about what to do in life is 0.98

00:18:37.220 somebody to say something as as fucking broad as do what makes you happy like have you ever been 0.83

00:18:43.040 in one of those situations before where you're talking to like someone a potential mentor 0.91

00:18:45.780 and they're just like what you need to do is you need to figure out what makes you happy and do

00:18:50.560 more of that and like the 90% of the crowd claps but the 10% that are like me are like yo what the

00:18:55.560 fuck does that mean right yeah so what I what I have tried to do is the counter of that and

00:19:01.800 instead of trying to figure out how to do things that make me happy i try to push away the things 0.99

00:19:07.200 that make me unhappy you know what i'm saying like this makes me feel like shit this makes me feel 0.99

00:19:12.220 anxious this makes me feel like i'm losing control get the fuck out of here drugs get out of my life 0.99

00:19:17.340 this get out of my life you know what i'm saying like and and and that will help you start to 0.97

00:19:21.700 surround because by process of elimination if you eliminate the things you don't like you'll

00:19:25.240 start to surround yourself with more of the things you do like that's experience right what it all

00:19:28.780 takes so much time what are some of the things you've uh identified as negative or non-contributed

00:19:34.200 i mean for for me personally and i don't i'm not saying it's for everybody but drugs for me were

00:19:38.260 i was not able to do them in moderation or lightly at all and i'm not making that decision for

00:19:42.380 anybody watching the show but for me they didn't work um uh i hate to be like too too like rude 0.97

00:19:49.900 about it but stupid people i i don't have much time or patience for stupid people i don't like 0.94

00:19:54.800 Like, like, and I know that sounds horrible, but like, I don't really want to spend too, 0.99

00:20:00.380 too much time trying to make people smarter, people that I don't think are going to be

00:20:04.300 able to think and figure it out.

00:20:05.740 Like at some point, even with the right coaching, like, so I've tried to surround myself with

00:20:09.660 good people.

00:20:10.440 Oh, and most of all, number one, the biggest thing that I've tried to cancel out of my

00:20:15.120 life.

00:20:15.440 And by the way, cancel out of the lives of my family and friends are bad people, bad

00:20:20.680 people, people that have bad energy.

00:20:22.680 They have bad motives.

00:20:23.800 They're motivated by just greed, just money, just manipulation. 1.00

00:20:28.640 I want those people as far fucking away from me. 0.99

00:20:31.660 I say this all the time now. 0.99

00:20:32.860 If somebody came up to me and was like, yo, I got a $5 million bag for you tomorrow.

00:20:36.860 You sign the line.

00:20:38.300 You get the check.

00:20:39.440 Someone else in this city's life takes a drastic turn for the worse. 1.00

00:20:42.300 I say, fuck you. 1.00

00:20:43.640 I don't want that money. 1.00

00:20:44.960 I don't.

00:20:45.540 Jeff, you can point and laugh as much as you want.

00:20:47.620 Jeff doesn't believe it.

00:20:48.640 How much money?

00:20:49.460 It doesn't matter.

00:20:50.280 What is your.

00:20:51.000 How much money?

00:20:51.740 How much money?

00:20:52.140 There's no amount of money.

00:20:53.420 there's no amount of money here's here's what i'll say if you coming coming from someone who 0.99

00:20:57.780 knows jeff shut up for a second on the show coming from someone who has been through shit and has 0.98

00:21:04.020 done wrong in this life there is no price tag on the feeling of guilt it is un-fucking-priceable 0.99

00:21:12.240 as someone who knows more about guilt and regret than just about anybody else in this room i assure 0.98

00:21:17.200 you there is no price tag for me for knowing that you fucked someone else over i it is a tragedy 0.62

00:21:23.700 dude i agree thank you i just want to ask the question 100 million bucks okay someone loses 0.95

00:21:30.820 someone loses a limb no someone loses a limb no not much money i have the contract for you

00:21:35.340 don't care for a limb bro a pesky limb find him and give him half the money bro wouldn't do it

00:21:41.000 wouldn't do it how much money for you what if i came into i have i have the contract right here

00:21:45.000 you sign it you get you get x money wait it's a collaboration someone's gonna someone's gonna

00:21:49.480 lose a limb dude i'm not i'm not gonna do it i dude money money to me is i think i've gotten

00:21:56.760 to a point where it's not something that i even pursue what if you could pick who loses a limb

00:22:02.040 now no if you can collaborate with the person yeah okay if it's like if it's like a bad if

00:22:06.800 it's like the freaking leader of isis then hell yeah it was a limb nah nah nah it's gotta be a

00:22:12.940 collab like they have to agree uh like i i have to go upstairs and be like yo ev i got i got a 0.92

00:22:20.360 deal for us he's like what is it i go you will lose a leg if they're if they're like if they're

00:22:24.900 what will they get out of it just losing a leg no i'd probably give them well that's a deal

00:22:28.980 okay 60 40 now you're talking business all right but hold on a second but even if you do that and

00:22:35.400 i hate to go back first of all that that's not how it works you never get to ask the person if 0.99

00:22:39.280 they're okay getting fucked in the ass it just happens okay and second of all there are a lot 0.99

00:22:43.960 of people out there who have the idea that they're willing to lose a limb in exchange for a half of a 1.00

00:22:50.720 bag how do you tell them a year later when they realize that it was the worst decision they've 0.95

00:22:54.700 ever made in their fucking life that you're sorry do you know what i'm saying it goes back to that 0.98

00:22:58.460 guilt and regret situation you just say sorry bro no see this is sorry for the whole thing that we 0.98

00:23:04.120 joke around about this but these are the episodes people watch and they're like yo these dudes are 0.99

00:23:07.660 Like Logan Paul's fucked in the head. 0.95

00:23:09.440 Like he has no, like, like surprise. 1.00

00:23:12.040 No, but you're really not.

00:23:13.660 I know you as a person.

00:23:14.780 You're not as bad as you make it seem. 0.99

00:23:16.060 I just, I just got a ring and tried to kill a man as he tried to kill me, bro. 0.98

00:23:20.200 People do that all the time. 0.91

00:23:20.840 People box off.

00:23:23.220 You don't think.

00:23:24.600 What?

00:23:25.760 You don't think.

00:23:26.280 People fight all the time, bro.

00:23:27.780 They sell food.

00:23:28.720 And you don't think they're sickos? 0.59

00:23:30.380 No.

00:23:31.060 You don't think fighting is sick.

00:23:33.500 It's as sick as NFL.

00:23:35.020 It's as sick as downhill skiing.

00:23:36.280 all of those all of those sports it is i think i don't think it requires any more confidence than 1.00

00:23:42.480 skiing off a cliff extreme sports people are fucking just as lunatic as fighters 0.98

00:23:48.920 boxing i won't deny that i won't deny that yeah but also mma now you're starting to press the 0.99

00:23:54.940 boundaries a little bit now you're starting to press the boundaries a little bit boxing is a

00:23:58.640 sport boxing sport if you got hit if you got hit in the head with one of those 10 ounce gloves

00:24:01.960 and you took a couple extra shots you'd be just fine trust me it's years and years of the abuse

00:24:05.940 that the problem is so i get it but mma's yeah i've yet to see someone who like exited mma's and

00:24:14.560 in in their like six even boxing somebody who's in their like 60s 70s they're like going strong

00:24:19.760 not gonna lie bro i met i met tito ortiz the other day he looks good that's an understatement

00:24:25.100 this man looked healthy yeah healthy yeah articulate happy by the way like i don't know

00:24:31.860 what his ethnicity is but just like beautiful caramel skin yeah he's beautiful i love him

00:24:36.280 i saw him i saw him in the airport at lax just went up and talked to him he's a great guy he

00:24:40.380 was so nice dude yeah bro he came up to me saw your fight man he goes he goes hey man tito i go

00:24:44.260 yeah uh obviously how you doing i've been watching you since i was 10 man wow he's like yeah dude we

00:24:49.300 should train together yeah bro mma anyways uh mma is crazy oh it's nuts dude nuts yo so for you

00:24:55.520 curious for you with with your next steps and we were talking about music like are you throwing

00:25:01.240 music out the window like or or is it still are you considering it i have to decide bro because

00:25:06.540 like all right using the conversation we just had as the base yeah it would be really nice

00:25:12.920 if i could pull a david dobrik and just focus all my energy into one thing and become the best

00:25:20.420 vlogger on the planet but i did that already so do i take a step back or do i take a real

00:25:27.220 step forward and do tiktok

00:25:29.000 no i want to do i want to do that was a dry hand job right here is a list of things i want to do

00:25:43.700 all right let's list them out mma i need one professional mma fight i need it i'll probably

00:25:48.820 get two if i do one i want to do a feature film we have one we wrote it evan and i starring in

00:25:54.520 feature film it's over there it's got dust on it it's a lot of but we're gonna do it i want to do

00:25:58.940 a feature film i want to do stand-up comedy dude i want to do stand-up comedy i gotta try and uh

00:26:04.700 i want to i want to take over digital again in a way that we haven't yeah you know age up a little

00:26:10.840 bit so i got all these things i want to do and i gotta i really just gotta there's music in there

00:26:15.080 pull back it's not it's not not i've been i've been pushed the word dabble yeah i like to dabble

00:26:21.940 I've been pushing them on it to, to get back to the base,

00:26:26.300 get back to the revenue driver, get back to the thing that, and by the way,

00:26:29.600 fighting was a revenue driver too. So I can't really say that,

00:26:32.020 but get back to the thing.

00:26:32.820 Like I kind of believe that people are kind of put here to do something

00:26:37.800 great. We've seen that he excels in the arena of digital storytelling.

00:26:42.580 It is kind of like his place. You know what I'm saying? And, and by the way,

00:26:46.160 the things he's picking are not dabble zones. Music ain't a dab.

00:26:50.800 that's the problem you go into music because you were born to fucking do it dude you got either a 0.96

00:26:55.160 voice musical rhythm you you understand the culture everything about it like you were born 1.00

00:27:00.160 for that shit it's not a dabble place fighting's not really a dabble place either but he was a 0.97

00:27:04.080 great wrestler so that kind of made sense but it's like how long do you stray away from something 0.99

00:27:09.360 that you are so fucking good that you're so good at that you can continue to build and by the way

00:27:14.240 take little deviations you will you you were really good at digital content go into movies 0.98

00:27:18.580 going to go into going to other shit that makes sense in that vertical but it's like yo or by the

00:27:24.180 way you want to open a a restaurant and promote it through and have somebody else cook and somebody 0.92

00:27:28.600 else doing you want to do a business and business fits in with everything if you're if you like

00:27:33.100 digital storytelling create a business around digital storytelling i love and now you've got

00:27:36.540 business i love that i think like when you look to everybody like everybody is trying to make it on

00:27:43.080 the platform that you've already established yourself on and when you look at like david

00:27:47.620 letterman oprah like these people are in that industry for their whole lives like that is their

00:27:53.640 base they do not leave it no matter what else they do right and they get better all the time

00:27:58.760 they they expand it they create their own network they like you know that's why because they own

00:28:03.540 that lane i really want to get strategic and smart with the way and type of content we're

00:28:09.240 producing in the future like i haven't released a video on youtube for the past week and a half

00:28:14.540 intentionally um because we're sort of waiting waiting on this appeal um which we may have

00:28:20.100 gotten the answer by the time this came out but i just don't want to start hopping into like

00:28:25.600 commentary youtube or like regular vlogs without some sort of strategy i haven't even posted on

00:28:29.940 instagram dude and and i and i don't feel bad about it or i feel like i need to which is cool

00:28:35.840 i feel like uh i've gotten to a place where i've established myself now let's let's really load up

00:28:43.280 and swing big when we swing in the right way versus you know like like a week i we just bought

00:28:48.860 ten thousand dollars worth of mountain bikes we mentioned this on a podcast before a old logan

00:28:53.040 would have made a vlog that said i just bought ten thousand dollars worth of mountain bikes yeah

00:28:56.280 but like who gives a fuck so what would you title the new video let's make it a part of a story of 0.91

00:29:01.960 us outfitting the new ranch that we just bought as a as a fantasy playground and like mountain 0.97

00:29:07.100 biking like some epic adventure or something yeah sort of maybe still a little cliche like you know

00:29:12.120 Like the mountain biking montage.

00:29:13.340 I'm sure we'll do it a little bit, but there's just got to be a...

00:29:16.940 I told him, too, like the thing is he, it's almost like a flip from what was shown and

00:29:22.920 what wasn't shown to what, to vice versa.

00:29:25.100 Because I was talking, we were talking about the other day and I was like, you would buy

00:29:27.660 $10,000 worth of mountain bikes back in the...

00:29:30.400 Where'd you go?

00:29:30.860 I think he just shorted, bro.

00:29:31.960 Did he short out?

00:29:32.560 No, that's all right. 0.98

00:29:32.820 Could you press his reset nipple? 0.99

00:29:34.400 Hold on a second. 0.99

00:29:38.040 No?

00:29:38.580 No, I'm good.

00:29:39.040 Okay, he's back.

00:29:39.520 Thanks, high key wireless.

00:29:40.360 yeah thanks high key wireless earbuds that are waterproof uh he he used to uh like dude the

00:29:46.420 thing the thing that separates us from a lot of the other people is like we we do we do a lot of 0.78

00:29:51.720 really cool shit like outside of the fucking film place like like a lot of hood i'm not gonna lie 0.98

00:29:58.440 a lot of hood rat shit but also a lot of a-list celeb hangouts a lot of fucking like partying 0.99

00:30:02.660 with the weekend part of like like we do a lot of really really that happened honest to goodness 1.00

00:30:07.540 That happened once 0.99

00:30:08.100 Cool shit 0.99

00:30:08.560 Is the only time you ever 1.00

00:30:09.340 Partied with a celeb

00:30:09.960 The weekend

00:30:11.000 No no

00:30:11.580 But any others

00:30:12.680 No but you said

00:30:13.520 Partied with the weekend

00:30:14.460 I'm going to say

00:30:15.620 That happened once

00:30:16.320 This past weekend

00:30:17.480 Insert other name there

00:30:18.880 Person watching this 0.98

00:30:19.760 That couldn't catch my sex 0.96

00:30:20.900 It's becoming regular

00:30:22.100 We were like

00:30:23.060 With the weekend

00:30:23.580 He was at the same place as us

00:30:25.380 You know like

00:30:26.000 He was at our table

00:30:27.540 I ate sun chips with him

00:30:28.820 Yeah bro

00:30:29.200 You ate sun chips

00:30:30.020 Well dude it's official

00:30:31.100 You only ate sun chips

00:30:32.180 With your best friends

00:30:32.880 That was at Rich's house

00:30:34.320 But

00:30:34.580 So anyways

00:30:36.140 What I was saying was

00:30:36.740 Sorry

00:30:37.000 the uh back in the day like he would be it would be the vlog would be i bought ten thousand dollars

00:30:42.420 worth of mountain bikes and he would show the purchase the mountain bikes and people jumping

00:30:46.320 around and then he would turn the camera off and start doing all the shit people actually want to 0.69

00:30:49.560 see right well do you know what i'm saying like do you just have a crew just following you around 0.93

00:30:53.700 so that's what we're that's what we're looking at doing now and saying no one really unless there's

00:30:57.720 six cares that you spend ten thousand dollars on mountain bikes but they might care about the 0.90

00:31:01.580 fucking girl they're hanging out with who i don't know flash the world series earlier that week and 0.97

00:31:06.020 everybody in the world's talking about her and we're hanging out with her every day so why not 0.99

00:31:08.840 put her in the fucking content and drive views on views on fucking views hey can i can i ask you a 0.98

00:31:12.700 question absolutely when girls text you like what what wyd tonight yeah what are you doing tonight 0.99

00:31:18.160 yeah how often do you respond with just you i've done a few times i used to it's become like a like

00:31:24.620 a sort of like but you threw the i i i don't know you uh that's good well i i i wasn't sure she'd be

00:31:32.560 what do you mean you don't know me we just met

00:31:34.160 like it it was meant to be like this

00:31:36.800 I don't know you

00:31:38.180 but maybe she took it as I don't know you

00:31:40.820 wait wait

00:31:42.520 there were three different ways

00:31:44.580 you got any check button there in case

00:31:46.760 anything goes wrong

00:31:47.520 she's like that's rude I go no I'm saying I don't know you

00:31:50.420 I don't know you wow that's great

00:31:52.160 that was not the way I thought you were going I thought you might have

00:31:54.580 meant like I don't know you

00:31:55.940 like what are you doing

00:31:57.220 that's what I'm saying

00:31:59.160 there were so many different ways that could have gone

00:32:02.240 Men and women too.

00:32:05.000 If anyone asks you

00:32:06.720 and you got a little crush on them, what are you doing tonight? 0.99

00:32:08.660 Hit them with the IDK 1.00

00:32:10.540 you know 0.97

00:32:11.840 parentheses, exclamation boys, question marks.

00:32:14.540 Leave it up in the air, ambiguous. You got three outs.

00:32:17.020 One, you're trying to fuck. 1.00

00:32:18.540 One, it's like a question to reciprocate. 1.00

00:32:20.860 And the other one is like, who are you, stranger?

00:32:23.020 I don't know you.

00:32:25.960 I never

00:32:26.680 would have thought of that.

00:32:28.260 We are in weird territory

00:32:30.600 today.

00:32:31.080 virginity stories question mark

00:32:34.000 let's get way weird

00:32:34.740 Dylan on his magic pencil pad

00:32:38.060 has written virginity stories

00:32:40.040 question mark

00:32:40.660 mom and dad if you're still listening at this point

00:32:43.520 go ahead and just scroll your mouse

00:32:46.000 up to the corner and hit the x button

00:32:48.040 after the subscribe button

00:32:49.680 do that of course and then the x button

00:32:51.060 what are we supposed to do here talk about when we lost to virginity

00:32:53.940 I want to hear

00:32:56.000 your story Spencer cause like bro 1.00

00:32:57.660 you strike me as a fucking pussy 1.00

00:33:00.040 bro no no dude no this is actually you're gonna be proud of me all right so i was dating a girl 1.00

00:33:06.720 and she just would not put out bro bro she wouldn't put out she's proof that's what it's

00:33:13.420 called yeah okay sure so she wouldn't put out bro so at this point oh wait wait wait this is 0.99

00:33:19.620 an important factor and she was also a bitch okay she wasn't cool and so i was getting real sick of 1.00

00:33:25.840 And I was about to break up with her 1.00

00:33:28.340 Dang

00:33:29.020 I hope this doesn't get back

00:33:30.780 That's what I'm thinking about too

00:33:33.200 I was about to break up with her

00:33:34.360 And she got in a car accident 0.99

00:33:36.520 And broke both her feet

00:33:38.540 So you couldn't break up with her 1.00

00:33:40.080 I couldn't break up with her dude 1.00

00:33:41.400 So you just took her virginity 1.00

00:33:43.160 I just took it dude 1.00

00:33:45.080 Not only was she a bitch 1.00

00:33:49.220 But she was an injured bitch dude 1.00

00:33:51.380 Wait a second 1.00

00:33:52.220 For the first time

00:33:54.200 did she have a she had two broken feet dog she was in a wheelchair so so okay so so i'm like

00:34:01.400 all right well can't break up with her this is horrible now and so obviously months are going

00:34:06.740 by and i'm becoming hornier by the month dude oh no and so it was finally to the end where i was

00:34:13.580 just like i was just like you know what can't do this anymore i was talking to this girl and i went

00:34:19.240 over to her house i walked i had to sneak into the house i had to climb in through a window

00:34:23.900 broken girl no different girl you cheated on your broken girl i did dude it was like right at the

00:34:29.440 end that's how you lost your v-card yeah i ate my words right i entered into their house through a 0.99

00:34:35.740 window yeah i thought you were gonna say you got some sort of like lieutenant dan type sex on with 0.97

00:34:40.480 this wheelchair girl i was waiting for dude ice cream spencer no man that was lieutenant dan ice 1.00

00:34:47.040 cream a little dirty man you're a sick fuck dude no no no no wonder you went vegan you had to you 1.00

00:34:52.620 You had to go to make up for it. 1.00

00:34:54.040 I had to, dude.

00:34:54.740 I had to. 0.88

00:34:55.180 I had to offset all the freaking badassery that I did. 0.99

00:34:58.440 You're a fucking badass. 0.99

00:34:59.040 I actually knew you were badass in high school. 0.99

00:35:01.220 Yeah.

00:35:01.460 Yeah, you were a little troublemaker.

00:35:02.780 I was.

00:35:03.720 I was.

00:35:04.580 Yeah.

00:35:04.800 What about you guys?

00:35:05.780 How'd you lose your V card?

00:35:07.940 Something tells me you have a really...

00:35:09.200 I never lost mine.

00:35:11.040 Actually, I'm hanging on to that bad boy for dear life.

00:35:14.720 Do you have a crazy story?

00:35:15.900 Mine's not too crazy.

00:35:17.400 It's pretty tame.

00:35:18.260 14 years old.

00:35:20.360 14.

00:35:20.720 maybe i was 15 sorry maybe i was 15 but i just moved i just moved over to the new uh

00:35:28.220 to the new high school it was the beginning of sophomore year and i was at open court and

00:35:32.560 everybody would go and play basketball and people would smoke weed and i think people

00:35:35.380 like bring kegs to it and shit and uh there was this one girl and i saw her and i was like i 0.97

00:35:39.720 really fuck with that girl she's so hot but i knew that she like hooked up with a lot of like 0.99

00:35:43.300 upperclassmen and shit like she was like pretty much like she was kind of skanky i'm not gonna 1.00

00:35:46.840 she was hot if you're watching i'm so sorry but like she was she was high key hot right and had 0.99

00:35:51.760 this bubble butt and i was like yeah she's hot as fuck and so uh i like i told all my boys i'm like 0.99

00:35:57.200 yo matt andrew kevin i was like i really fuck with this girl she's so hot and we started partying 0.99

00:36:01.740 with her and uh then my boy fucked her which i which i was i hated i still kind of resent him 0.98

00:36:08.880 for i'm not gonna lie dude he smashed and uh i was like but but it was like yo he this dude was 0.99

00:36:14.520 like fucking since he was like 12 like he was already he was already on like my game now 0.95

00:36:19.140 he was one of those dudes that was like already six foot four by the time no no no he's a short 0.99

00:36:24.980 little fucker oh he was a munchkin and so he fucking hit it but then he like didn't but then 0.99

00:36:31.280 he like paid no mind and he just moved on and so i was like now i've got this like tainted property 1.00

00:36:36.000 situation here where the fucking damaged goods and fucking my boy just like skedaddles right 0.96

00:36:41.660 and so then like as time went by like you know we started like hanging out partying again and like 0.99

00:36:48.160 we actually liked each other but i was like but damn like you know like something we would never 0.99

00:36:52.920 say nowadays like she fucked my boy because by the way like like everybody's fucked like this is 0.99

00:36:57.740 like everybody i mean like yeah oh oh you did you fucked logan oh really okay wow okay uh and so and 0.99

00:37:05.440 so and so i was like yo we were like talking and then like we liked each other so we started like 0.98

00:37:10.440 talking more and further and shit and then one night we were hanging out at our house and her 0.59

00:37:14.420 deal was her folks or her parents were always home dude like mom and dad were always there like they 0.96

00:37:19.120 would come home after like jobs and like make dinner and shit like that and so one night it 0.69

00:37:23.320 finally like led to it we're like hanging out like partying and shit drinking i think we probably 0.54

00:37:27.660 were already using little drugs and uh we like started like hooking up and like open this door 0.98

00:37:35.300 oh that's open the what are you guys doing in there and dude had the whole like fucking parental 0.99

00:37:40.160 fucking breakdown type shit and i had to pull my pet like but we got the deed done and from 0.99

00:37:45.460 that was when i realized i wanted to be a porn star it just felt right dude and by the way we 1.00

00:37:51.560 made oh that was with her yeah we made that was your first time what what what no not the first

00:37:58.460 time but you know where this is going yeah we made a video and by the way i made videos 0.98

00:38:03.740 all the time after that like i was that went on a fucking you said you did it on like what a 0.96

00:38:08.500 camcorder a fucking vhs with tapes yeah pop the tape bro so those are still floating around in 0.99

00:38:15.300 the ether somewhere yes i don't know how else to fucking sit and i also don't even know if i want 0.98

00:38:21.000 this to go out dude because that's i don't care by the way i don't care because i'll be honest 0.97

00:38:26.840 with you i fucking threw down in that video dude so i don't give a shit and like i'm not yeah no 0.97

00:38:32.200 i said it so you'd be like if i'm gonna do this shit so there's this camera bro right and the 1.00

00:38:37.560 problem with fucking v v v ch what do i say what do i say vhs is that you have to like scope it out 0.97

00:38:44.960 and then you could see it but there's no screen to watch it on so once you set it up like there's 0.99

00:38:49.620 no forward-facing camera on it where you can see what you're watching so once you set it up it's

00:38:53.320 set up and like what if we move around and we move out of frame and you got no dick in the frame or 0.66

00:38:57.740 some shit right so we set the camera up don't want that and we we we we set the camera up on 0.85

00:39:03.480 um a copy of uh uh either it was pinocchio it was a pinocchio vhs tape and we propped the camera up 0.95

00:39:13.120 and i mentally drew out a a zone on the wall that we couldn't go outside of so anytime she would 0.93

00:39:19.720 approach that zone i'll be like yo yo come back in the frame you're approaching the fucking no-go 0.96

00:39:24.080 zone like a gray area and shit but yeah we got like four or five good positions in dude it's 0.96

00:39:29.000 pretty solid dude it was a good it was a good first run dude and and after that dude then the

00:39:34.740 next like three or four i made one flip phones oh and those all got stolen too there's a there's a 0.98

00:39:40.300 fucking arbitrage of fucking by all right can i ask you of underage porn like technically someone 0.99

00:39:46.560 can't even release it if you're in possession of it and you release it like you're going to jail 1.00

00:39:50.560 somebody just got three flip phones

00:39:52.660 and a VHS right now and they're just waiting

00:39:55.140 is that

00:39:55.760 is that illegal? yeah you can't have that

00:39:58.860 it's child porn no no no not to have 0.65

00:40:00.820 for him to make as an underage man

00:40:02.820 we're both we're like 15

00:40:04.060 it's probably way illegal right

00:40:05.900 I wonder if this whole section gets cut

00:40:08.240 no Jed will tell us by the way no it's not dude

00:40:10.560 of course you can do it

00:40:11.460 we're both 15 years old

00:40:13.560 you think the feds are about to just like swing into the window

00:40:15.460 from roast? imagine they did

00:40:17.220 they're fucking cowabunga into the window 0.99

00:40:19.780 honestly like that was 0.99

00:40:21.520 what what

00:40:23.260 you're 15 you're under your parents

00:40:25.940 so technically it's the parents fault that you were born

00:40:28.300 so yeah so your parents are gonna get the FBI

00:40:30.100 no not my parents we're at her house

00:40:31.760 so the poor her poor parents 0.99

00:40:34.300 they live at like a lake house now or some shit 1.00

00:40:35.960 they're gonna get fucking ran up on by the feds 1.00

00:40:38.040 choppers and shit 0.99

00:40:39.300 but yeah I mean it was cool first time 0.99

00:40:41.740 that was a great story

00:40:43.800 how about you what do we got

00:40:45.320 mine's like pretty

00:40:47.740 pretty tame uh i had a girlfriend you know yeah and i i'm one of those people um that if i like

00:40:53.760 someone and there's a first moment i really want it to be great i really do even to this day like

00:40:59.560 if i if i really like a girl this happened recently i won't i won't kiss her just like

00:41:05.180 randomly like in my kitchen or something like i'll try to i'll try to do something cool or at

00:41:09.320 the end of like a special night or like a moment where we both really feel each other's energy

00:41:13.000 kind of whack but it's how i do it no it's not i feel that and by the way when i get married

00:41:19.320 i'm not it's not going to be like oh i'm taking her dinner this day when you feel it when i i

00:41:24.920 will have the ring and the moment will be perfect some people do it both feel it like and by the

00:41:29.860 way it will be after some epic event or something but i'm hoping by the way that when it actually

00:41:35.120 happens for you if you do things right and i i like put in the right guidance so that all of it

00:41:40.420 goes right you're able to say like garçon bring me my ring like i don't want you fishing around 1.00

00:41:47.160 in your fucking pocket your brooks brother suit for a fucking ring i want some motherfucker to go 1.00

00:41:51.780 in a golf cart to your other other house to get your fucking shit bro yeah yeah but yeah i wanted 1.00

00:41:57.580 i wanted my first time having sex to go to go well obviously so we decided to just do it in my room 1.00

00:42:03.460 so it was pretty romantic

00:42:05.000 was Maverick in there

00:42:05.940 while you did it

00:42:06.500 nah not yet

00:42:06.980 not yet

00:42:07.340 we did it in my room

00:42:08.320 and

00:42:09.340 my parents

00:42:11.600 came home

00:42:12.800 they weren't home

00:42:13.500 and they came home

00:42:14.180 like halfway through

00:42:15.380 and so it

00:42:16.380 immediately ruined the vibe

00:42:17.900 because my

00:42:18.760 my whole perfect night

00:42:19.900 of losing my virginity

00:42:20.860 by the way 0.73

00:42:21.180 it was her virginity too

00:42:22.240 wow

00:42:22.720 it was very mutual

00:42:23.660 it was very romantic

00:42:24.380 they came home

00:42:25.820 I was like 1.00

00:42:26.200 shit man 1.00

00:42:26.700 I can't 0.99

00:42:27.020 I don't even know

00:42:27.500 if I'm doing this right

00:42:28.140 whatever

00:42:28.280 and then

00:42:29.040 the condom broke 0.99

00:42:30.560 the condom broke

00:42:32.200 my first time 0.78

00:42:33.100 having sex and you you know when you when it's your first time having sex you've put on a condom 0.54

00:42:38.240 before for practice like you've you've done like the test runs and my condom broke and this was

00:42:43.520 not standard procedure like i didn't know what to do what's that word you're using standard

00:42:47.140 procedure not not that one it's condom yeah what what condom so check this out it's like a thin

00:42:53.220 piece of rubber you put over your peen when you have sex to avoid stis sexually transmitted

00:42:59.680 infections and avoid

00:43:01.600 pregnancy. Has it like a 99.9%

00:43:03.820 effective rate? Yeah, it's pretty

00:43:05.420 good. And it's a

00:43:07.160 you buy it at a store? Yeah, you can

00:43:09.720 get them pretty much anywhere. Yeah, if you go

00:43:11.660 to any convenience store. So you're telling me

00:43:13.740 as opposed to actually

00:43:14.700 having sex, you're actually 1.00

00:43:17.160 fucking a piece of rubber? 1.00

00:43:19.320 In many ways. Yeah, in a way, in a sense. 1.00

00:43:21.420 That's probably why you haven't heard of it.

00:43:24.540 That's that thing that just

00:43:25.660 removes all the joy out of the activity.

00:43:27.560 Yes, yes. I heard all about this fucking 0.99

00:43:29.580 they're not too popular on the east coast 0.99

00:43:32.400 Jeff's giving us the neck

00:43:34.560 moment of truth I have been the

00:43:36.540 most responsible condom

00:43:38.640 wearing person probably in this entire 0.99

00:43:40.520 fucking room right now for the past 0.98

00:43:42.580 I don't know no you did 1.00

00:43:43.980 you're a fucking liar you have a beard you look like a pillow 1.00

00:43:46.740 nah he definitely is no 1.00

00:43:47.960 really I'm way impressed with his condom use

00:43:50.580 yeah but he kind of got it bro

00:43:52.320 if you're going into a war zone you need to put it on your helmet

00:43:56.640 oh but the condom broke

00:43:58.020 the condom broke 0.52

00:43:59.160 really you you have a girlfriend so you you've been using a condom you use a condom with your 0.99

00:44:06.040 girlfriend i know those people by the way those people fucking weird me out those people weird 0.92

00:44:11.140 me out yeah remember that one person that we talked about i know it is i know it that's weird 0.84

00:44:15.340 you know you have a full-time girl and by the way like in a way it's weird but at the same time like

00:44:19.960 with all the cheating especially in la that goes on i kind of almost in the weirdest part of my

00:44:24.660 my mind get it but at the same time like yo how do you like at what point do you try to maybe give

00:44:31.180 enjoying life just a shot do you know what i'm saying like you're like yo i've i've been so

00:44:36.160 careful in every aspect but i think i'm gonna give a smile a chance today bro like what's 0.91

00:44:42.900 fucking good sorry you broke your condom no no yeah it was just i i i didn't know what to do 0.80

00:44:47.020 and it was it was really embarrassing but at least we're in it together because she was like 0.98

00:44:50.740 that too um but yeah it was good it was it was cool man didn't you realize exactly how different

00:44:56.240 it feels once the concert broke i know i was panicking i don't i i don't know bro i was i

00:45:02.040 was in panic red alert yeah i had i've had that happen a couple times and and to his point actually

00:45:07.900 i always think that i'm gonna notice when it happens but you really never do you you do every

00:45:14.600 time it does it yo you know what i think i think like yo it's just me like i'm about to come and

00:45:19.980 And so, like, I feel like it's, like, that good, like, thing.

00:45:22.020 And then it's happened to me a few times.

00:45:23.760 And by the way, it always happens, like, on the raunchiest of nights. 0.67

00:45:27.520 Like, when I'm just like, yo, if this condom breaks, dude, just disintegrate me. 1.00

00:45:30.820 Put me into the fucking deep fryer because I'm fucked, bro. 1.00

00:45:34.900 I got no chance of walking out of this one. 1.00

00:45:36.920 It's like that dude in that movie where fucking Matt Damon falls into the fucking radioactive, like, door. 0.99

00:45:43.060 What did we just watch it? 1.00

00:45:44.360 Oh, oh.

00:45:46.160 Ellipsium.

00:45:46.880 Ellipsium.

00:45:47.280 And he falls inside and his skin boils off.

00:45:50.100 Like, that's what I think of.

00:45:51.060 I'm like, yo, this. 0.99

00:45:51.800 And then every time I pull out and there's just a little fucking ring 1.00

00:45:54.580 de dink ring around the base of my dick. 1.00

00:45:56.220 And I'm like, dude, just fucking shoot me in the head. 1.00

00:45:58.400 Because I'm fucked. 1.00

00:46:00.880 Sorry, you could pull all that. 1.00

00:46:04.520 It's so funny whenever I like fire off and I just look at the faces of the 0.98

00:46:07.660 people that are watching and they're just like, what the fuck is wrong with 0.99

00:46:09.980 this kid? 0.96

00:46:11.340 Well, the other good thing that's happening is.

00:46:17.280 oh you're boozing again how's that feeling for you uh i actually think it's making me 0.96

00:46:22.560 dumber yeah we got oh i'm more dumb yeah uh it's harder to connect thoughts yeah you feel the 0.97

00:46:27.440 here's why i think i think i boiled it down boys i fought ksi first thing i did go to club get 0.99

00:46:34.580 drunk yeah oof you got to give your brain some time to heal my gave it no time gave it a couple

00:46:38.420 hours and you've been boozing you've been boozing ever since too you've been on a ramp a run yeah

00:46:42.600 It's just not like a run

00:46:44.840 But I'm definitely not taking it easy

00:46:46.420 You should hit a 30 day

00:46:49.260 Meditation like

00:46:50.660 Consistency on

00:46:51.800 I'm telling you just do it

00:46:55.380 Yo

00:46:55.740 No here they go

00:46:57.600 Do you see that door

00:46:59.420 That's a nice door 1.00

00:47:01.080 Get the fuck out 0.99

00:47:01.680 I'm not gonna do that 0.99

00:47:03.660 Jeff is holding me

00:47:07.180 I can't see those Jeff

00:47:08.440 Oh he did text me that

00:47:11.080 What did you say Jeff text me

00:47:12.300 Please don't drink a lot

00:47:13.280 You just don't need it 0.99

00:47:16.200 I said Jeff shut the fuck up 1.00

00:47:18.580 See Jeff and I 0.99

00:47:19.620 Bro because I just got out of a

00:47:21.300 Bro I just got out of a training camp

00:47:24.100 For four months I didn't drink

00:47:25.980 No problem

00:47:26.620 And also bro I took the L

00:47:29.900 So let me

00:47:31.120 Let him drink himself

00:47:32.920 I don't want to be present

00:47:34.720 I don't want to be here 0.99

00:47:36.620 So let me get fucking the whole time 0.99

00:47:38.220 Drinking bro at the end of the day man 0.99

00:47:41.500 drinking's gotta it's gotta stop at some point if you want to really just be a legend you know

00:47:45.600 when a lot of people usually cut it off and it's the it's the time you you know you have to when

00:47:50.160 they lower that casket and you're in it bro you it's hard to drink it's great yeah yeah yo i'm 0.98

00:47:56.340 thinking about doing 2020 sober you should i've been thinking about it the whole fucking year dude 0.96

00:48:01.180 you should just because just because i know it's crazy but bro we ran through these 90 days like 0.97

00:48:07.280 fucking mad men i love that for you yeah no i'm not hold on a second i'm not telling anybody else 0.88

00:48:11.860 to fucking do it wait no but don't you think that'll be hard for you bro not really i just 0.99

00:48:17.020 bro i'll be honest with you i'm just i operate so high funk like i like my my my people that i 0.99

00:48:22.460 like a lot like there's this dude 40 ounce van he he he just smokes hella weed and he doesn't

00:48:28.820 drink at all i think yo honestly drinking is the most readily available but it's also just like

00:48:34.660 the most destructive.

00:48:36.400 It's horrible. It just fucks you up. 0.99

00:48:38.320 It's so bad. As Jeff walks away with his empty 0.96

00:48:40.660 beer bottle, he's like,

00:48:42.660 yeah, I told Logan not to drink. He's

00:48:44.240 IV-lining beer into his arm.

00:48:46.240 Yeah, alcohol is

00:48:48.460 rough, dude.

00:48:51.020 It's rough. Dylan's telling me

00:48:52.640 non-alcoholic bars are opening up.

00:48:54.360 That's why they serve juice for the vegans.

00:48:56.720 It's a whole vibe. It's a bar vibe.

00:48:58.240 Bar vibe. See, that's

00:49:00.400 tricky. Nah, fuck that. 1.00

00:49:02.460 I'll tell you why. Because 1.00

00:49:03.640 uh drinking is that thing though that sets in like i've seen it uh like around like 50 to 60

00:49:09.900 you see the people who don't drink and do did drink yeah they really see it they've ct if if

00:49:15.640 we weren't alive in a time where i truly believe that in like two decades technology will be able

00:49:21.380 to fix everything including my bum knee i believe the brain is one of those things though you're i

00:49:28.400 feel like you're right like you could fit you're right you could fix a bum knee you could fix 0.51

00:49:32.520 probably a bum pee

00:49:34.360 but you couldn't fix 0.99

00:49:36.600 a bum brain dude 0.85

00:49:37.460 let me tell you something really quick 0.94

00:49:40.320 unless you want someone like Mark Zuckerberg

00:49:42.360 is going to hack it and you're going to start thinking about 0.99

00:49:44.180 dicks all the time 0.99

00:49:45.240 the brain has the highest capability 0.98

00:49:48.200 of regeneration of anything in your body

00:49:50.760 the brain

00:49:51.720 is miraculous its ability to

00:49:54.400 regenerate and to regrow

00:49:56.240 you have to give it the space to regenerate

00:49:58.740 so this was what I was just going to say

00:50:00.080 i think it just depends on the person and the time of their life like like like i already the reason 0.87

00:50:07.560 i don't want to do it is because i already did it for so long like i already got fucked up my 0.77

00:50:12.460 whole life like literally for for decades dude like i was just i would spend all day long just 0.92

00:50:17.120 fucked up out of my mind to like try to repress some sort of mental problem or just like make 0.75

00:50:22.140 myself feel numb to like the outside world whatever my reasoning was right and so now like 0.60

00:50:26.840 i'm just looking for ways all i want now is to truly be happy and for and from like my in my

00:50:33.260 current mindset sometimes like a really good bender a three four day bender it'll take me a

00:50:39.360 week or two to correct the anxiety from that serotonin dip that comes as a result of it so

00:50:45.060 like so like me personally where i am right now i'm a little bit more like fragile and and and uh

00:50:51.960 not as resistant to the downside of it. 0.97

00:50:55.280 Whereas he could fucking booze it up party. 0.97

00:50:57.800 He may see very little downfall as a result of it. 0.99

00:51:00.580 I'll be up the next day working out.

00:51:02.260 You had a couple of rough ones the past,

00:51:04.640 in the past week.

00:51:05.460 Be honest.

00:51:06.080 We were at the ranch.

00:51:07.200 Ooh,

00:51:07.640 just sending it,

00:51:08.840 bro.

00:51:09.200 The next day I woke up,

00:51:10.480 Andre goes,

00:51:11.280 how you feel?

00:51:11.940 I said,

00:51:12.360 great.

00:51:12.780 And I went on a run with my,

00:51:14.020 hold on a sec.

00:51:14.600 No,

00:51:14.700 I'm not talking about the good ones.

00:51:15.580 I'm talking about the multiple terror,

00:51:18.040 the worst things.

00:51:19.220 I don't like to talk about those.

00:51:21.960 I think drinking... Hold on, really quick.

00:51:24.160 Do you remember me and you sitting

00:51:26.220 in your business advisor's corner

00:51:28.360 office overlooking the Hollywood Hills the other

00:51:30.360 day, both

00:51:32.120 unable to literally function in any

00:51:34.240 meaningful way? Yeah, oh yeah.

00:51:36.340 Do you remember that? You were wearing an 0.97

00:51:38.200 Ikea bucket hat.

00:51:40.120 You were kind of sweaty

00:51:42.400 but pale. You had the same clothes

00:51:44.520 on that you'd had on for the past four 1.00

00:51:46.220 fucking days, bro. Two days, legitimately two. 0.99

00:51:48.480 Or whatever.

00:51:49.820 48 to 72 hours. You hadn't been home.

00:51:51.960 you hadn't i remember there's i woke up the fourth morning i was like logan hasn't slept

00:51:55.720 home in three days he hasn't been home in three days and like so like i think like everybody at

00:52:00.460 some point catches up to but he's a lot more resistant to the issues that i deal with i think

00:52:04.140 drinking has more uh side effects that you can't see that you're not even conscious of like those

00:52:12.620 nights that you even are going out and drinking could have been invested into something like

00:52:19.260 pushing your dreams forward nope i think there are there are there are other benefits that can

00:52:25.880 come from like going out but if you look at the people who actually dedicate themselves to their

00:52:31.240 career and don't drink all the time like if it's every now and then thing it's okay yeah but on the

00:52:37.980 contrary i also know very successful people who do copious amounts of drugs and most of them bro

00:52:44.480 most of them are very unhappy very unhappy when you get down to the bottom of them i won't yeah

00:52:49.700 oh yeah they are i can't i can't but but success in like a material sense but if so if that's what

00:52:54.800 you're going for like sure but to your success and like a positive like mental health i don't

00:52:59.860 think that i don't know if the drinking makes them unhappy i think they're unhappy so that so

00:53:03.860 they drink i could be wrong i think i think yeah i mean it like like attracts like here's here's

00:53:09.400 here's why i my knee-jerk reaction is no because i really do need balance in my life that's what

00:53:15.280 i was gonna say i agree with him i think that's balance i i'm i'm for that but what's your escape

00:53:20.580 what's you know what i'm saying like yeah so that's for me for me my escape is triathlon training

00:53:27.480 like i when i'm training for i'm serious when i'm training for an endurance event and i know

00:53:33.080 that when i'm in my 50s 60s i might feel some of those effects right i get it i get it but have

00:53:38.480 you ever heard of the saying pick your poison yeah the fact that your poison is triathlon 0.96

00:53:43.220 training you're an outlier i'm sorry dude and i love you for it we both fucking love you bro 0.64

00:53:48.600 that's what i voice say i think i i'm okay with it i'm not telling you don't drink forever right 0.90

00:53:54.720 but if it becomes a thing where it's like every you know three times a week four times a week

00:54:00.480 that's where when you're 50 60 bro you're gonna be feeling well we feel a little shitty we're not

00:54:04.360 even that much and that's what too and that's why i allow it even for myself because i'm supposed

00:54:09.320 to be very very hard on myself and to any other recovering addicts that are watching this like

00:54:14.180 it's not okay it's not okay at all and i know that and i'm and i'm okay to admit that is that

00:54:18.420 why you're going sober in 2020 nah not at all i've never the difference with me is because of some

00:54:23.420 outside force some extraterrestrial some religious situation the desire to use hardcore drugs or 0.88

00:54:29.980 recreational drugs has been stripped from me and i can watch fucking people do coke and i and i know 0.98

00:54:35.200 that to me it's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen in my life it brings me back to a 0.96

00:54:39.140 terrible time and i want nothing to do with it can i ask you a question yes sir when you see

00:54:43.440 people doing cocaine which is you know every la party you ever go to does do you have any urge to

00:54:50.200 try to stop people or why do you why would you let them just keep going because because that's

00:54:55.080 just not who i am i'll i'll i will happily talk to people who have expressed a desire to stop

00:55:01.800 and can't find out how i'd love to talk to those people and i wish i could do a little bit more of

00:55:07.140 it but i'll be honest with you dude the desire to stop using drugs is not going to come from me

00:55:11.560 telling you to do so it's a it's a it's a moment it's an apex of other situations in your life or

00:55:17.800 from internally where you make that decision somebody coming up to you and be like hey i

00:55:22.280 I just want to let you know you shouldn't be doing – yeah, I shouldn't be doing hardcore narcotics.

00:55:25.540 I shouldn't be putting these up my nose. 1.00

00:55:26.700 Thanks for the fucking newsflash, asshole. 1.00

00:55:29.300 Like I'm trying to enjoy my cocaine party right now. 1.00

00:55:31.720 You're fucking ruining it. 0.99

00:55:32.720 I decided a long time ago if I'm at a party and someone busts out some coke, I'm at the wrong place. 0.99

00:55:40.020 Geographically, I'm not in a good location right now.

00:55:42.220 For you, that makes a ton of sense.

00:55:43.480 It just – once again, it goes back to – I always say different shows for different folks. 0.98

00:55:48.000 Like some of those people are the people that I fuck with from a business standpoint. 0.90

00:55:51.140 i take the goods i leave the bads like those are the people i need to collaborate with those are 1.00

00:55:55.700 the people i need to a lot of times are the girls i don't have sex with because a lot of those girls 1.00

00:55:59.800 utilize hardcore narcotics and so like yeah i mean that's the thing like you know if you want 0.99

00:56:06.180 it's all about what you want like i agree with you different strokes for different folks but if

00:56:09.900 you want like real like genuine connects and like real people who are like impacting the world and

00:56:17.000 that's the route you'd be surprised uh how many impactors that you know that might just do a 0.96

00:56:22.800 little nose candy i'll tell him one right now no oh holy shit believe the name no believe the name 0.98

00:56:26.980 why don't you just not say no i believe the name just whisper it over here no do you know how many 0.99

00:56:31.740 fucking drugs he does i was gonna say the same name really you said it dude do you do you have 0.98

00:56:36.220 any idea he fires up bro he's he i mean that that is just one of the many verticals of the crazy 0.99

00:56:41.720 life he lives yeah yeah and and all the and all the things that i don't know dylan hellessine

00:56:48.740 better drug education growing up dare dare just dare not do it doesn't work dare doesn't work

00:56:53.440 it doesn't work dare worked on me dare worked on me they were they dare worked on you too mac

00:56:58.980 yeah i don't know why i don't know why but i thought that was the general consensus when i

00:57:04.060 saw people with meth teeth that was where i was like oh and then like yeah no no i've been hearing

00:57:10.920 about a new like generation of parents that have been more successful than dare in telling their

00:57:19.420 kids like about the way to responsibly use and more so if you're gonna there's even been some

00:57:24.740 that have said if you're gonna use drugs use them with me i know i'm doing coke for your first time

00:57:28.840 with your mom or your grandma your grandma because your mom just like isn't there so you have your

00:57:33.740 grandma and she's like when i was your age i was doing this on the corner of harlem and 52nd i think

00:57:39.400 that conversation is more for alcohol and weed what what parent is like yo if you're gonna do

00:57:43.900 coke nah but there are some let's get it together yo hold on a second let's go back to let's go

00:57:49.920 back to a conversation we had recently with someone that is in a parental role that was like

00:57:55.300 i got some bomb coke do you remember that conversation you know and it was a parent

00:58:00.700 no i'm not saying it doesn't happen but what parent is gonna yeah it's weird like like okay

00:58:05.280 For me, when I, when I have a plan, when I'm a parent, my way to get my kids to probably

00:58:12.280 stay away from drugs and alcohol, alcohol until they're 21.

00:58:16.060 I'll just say this because a lot of kids are, they want to be rebels.

00:58:19.820 And if you tell them straight up, no, you can't do this, they're going to do it.

00:58:23.940 Right.

00:58:24.400 And my parents never really told that to me.

00:58:26.620 So I never felt like I needed to lash out that combined with their, I was like, this 1.00

00:58:29.820 is stupid. 1.00

00:58:30.220 That is a, that is a fucking dumb choice for me to make, especially cause I want to be 1.00

00:58:33.760 the best wrestler in the state. 1.00

00:58:35.120 I want to fool academic ride to college. 1.00

00:58:36.860 I got that shit because I wasn't distracted by drugs and alcohol. 0.99

00:58:40.100 But when I have a kid, I think I am going to sit him slash her down and respectfully 1.00

00:58:46.980 and articulate, articulate the consequences of the action that they're thinking about

00:58:54.000 doing or maybe thinking about it.

00:58:55.600 And by the way, I'll tell them straight up.

00:58:57.200 I'm not telling you do this.

00:58:59.160 I'm not telling you don't do this, but I've lived a hefty amount of life and I've seen

00:59:03.200 the worst sides of this thing and trust me it's not what you think granted if they're anything

00:59:09.820 like me which something tells me they will be it's probably uh they're gonna be curious

00:59:13.740 and they're probably gonna do it anyways because i i also don't want to tell them to

00:59:18.860 not do something because sometimes bro you just gotta learn for yourself but especially did your

00:59:24.520 dad have an open conversation or was it like fear-based like anytime it brought up or was

00:59:30.060 it never brought up oddly enough bro drugs alcohol and sex as open as my family is were never talked

00:59:38.300 about remotely yeah remotely that's where i think the the damage can happen i think like you're

00:59:44.320 probably an outlier in that situation but like the parents that think that like not talking about it

00:59:50.140 and like just you know hoping that like or just using fear like dude that does so much damage i

00:59:56.540 I think the message I think the message needs to continue to be don't do I think you need to at least at some point in your life as a parent slip don't do drugs into the conversation like like no because I would I my messaging simply would be like this is what will happen no probably don't do drugs I think if you're a parent though and you don't want to drill like don't do drugs it'd be like what if that's what you should like my mom my mom it's so funny I tell people

01:00:25.740 this sometimes she told me that i could do anything i wanted except for get a street bike

01:00:34.440 a handgun or a tattoo oh she shouldn't and i always i always say that to i go mom you could 0.99

01:00:40.400 have fucking told me you could have just added heroin into the mix too it would have saved me 0.99

01:00:43.980 a bunch of fucking problems uh but oh wait and no did i say cigarettes she didn't want me smoking 0.99

01:00:49.660 cigarettes either even though she's fucking smoke cigarettes until i was like yo i just think i 0.99

01:00:53.100 think i think i have i'm very optimistic about the way my kid will be and i will have hopefully 0.98

01:01:00.600 developed a sense of trust between him and i where he knows if words leave my mouth they have weight

01:01:05.640 so when i say like hey man probably don't do drugs it's it's with the underlying assumption 1.00

01:01:11.540 that like hey man probably don't do drums drugs because that's fucking stupid yeah i think my 0.98

01:01:16.620 my parents did a good job of not we didn't really talk about it too much but they did a good job of 0.99

01:01:21.900 making sure i was hanging out with good kids oh that's important they were connected to good

01:01:26.820 parents so like if if i ever started hanging out with a like one of those like borderline

01:01:31.780 you know kids like they would they would step in and be like you're not gonna hang out and they

01:01:35.820 would like get in the way of it so i'm trying but they were like brothers to me already like she

01:01:39.740 tried so hard this one kid matt the same kid that banged my high school sweetheart she was like this 0.96

01:01:45.860 kid's a fuck she hated matt dude and he and like by the way he's still he's still in trouble but 0.97

01:01:51.880 like he is sometimes like sometimes that conversation could be hard for 0.99

01:01:55.880 parents because sometimes you just create that brotherly bond.

01:01:58.800 So that's so fucking hard with someone where it's like, 0.62

01:02:01.920 where it's like, 0.91

01:02:02.380 yo,

01:02:03.220 imagine in some crazed universe where Jakey was a problem child.

01:02:09.900 And you know,

01:02:10.880 you don't have the option.

01:02:12.020 No bro,

01:02:12.480 but his was worse.

01:02:13.560 Cause he was a problem.

01:02:14.820 Not,

01:02:15.180 not because of drugs and alcohol.

01:02:16.600 Right.

01:02:17.280 But imagine like,

01:02:18.040 you don't have the option to just,

01:02:19.880 yeah,

01:02:20.120 I'm not a, 0.98

01:02:20.780 i don't really fuck with jakey anymore like you do you do and by the way some people do that 0.99

01:02:24.800 some people are like yo i don't know my brother anymore fuck that kid he was like you don't you 0.98

01:02:29.300 can't do that bro like that bond is too i think i think um it's gonna be fun to see our generation 0.97

01:02:35.740 have kids because we're having kids so much later and i feel like we're not going to fall

01:02:42.380 first as many of the like bad parenting techniques that our parents passed on to us but there are a

01:02:48.440 A lot of them still exist right now.

01:02:49.380 A hundred percent.

01:02:50.180 Like the new one is helicopter parenting.

01:02:52.700 Where it's like,

01:02:53.340 the kid,

01:02:54.960 you're like,

01:02:55.260 don't do drugs.

01:02:56.020 And you know for a fact

01:02:57.300 they're not going to do drugs,

01:02:58.140 by the way.

01:02:58.480 You want to know how?

01:02:59.080 Because you're with them 24 hours a day.

01:03:00.500 So when they go to their first party,

01:03:01.900 you're like,

01:03:02.200 hey,

01:03:02.420 little Tommy,

01:03:03.120 no,

01:03:03.260 no,

01:03:03.340 no,

01:03:03.520 don't do that.

01:03:04.060 Think about this.

01:03:04.940 Think about this.

01:03:06.040 Find my iPhone

01:03:06.900 or find your friends.

01:03:09.160 Yeah,

01:03:09.320 you can get hunted down.

01:03:10.300 You can track your kid.

01:03:11.840 You can make it,

01:03:12.860 yo,

01:03:13.020 you want a phone? 0.88

01:03:13.980 Because I pay for all your bills.

01:03:15.340 You're going to turn on,

01:03:16.060 I will always know where you are 1.00

01:03:18.420 We're talking about shit that's definitely already happening 0.99

01:03:20.860 You said you're at 1.00

01:03:21.460 How many fucking times did you use 0.99

01:03:23.560 How many times did you use the 1.00

01:03:25.280 Oh I'm sleeping at Jimmy's house tonight 0.94

01:03:27.300 Lying on your parents

01:03:28.300 You ain't sleeping at Jimmy's house 1.00

01:03:29.560 You're at fucking Margaret's house 0.99

01:03:31.000 That's what I'm saying 1.00

01:03:31.480 But now they're like

01:03:32.740 Oh yeah I checked your location on your phone 1.00

01:03:34.640 You little shit 1.00

01:03:35.220 Get home or your father's gonna beat the snot out of you 1.00

01:03:37.820 Yeah 0.99

01:03:38.120 That's cool

01:03:38.960 If you're a parent and you know how to utilize technology

01:03:40.940 You're smart

01:03:42.400 If you're the kid 1.00

01:03:43.260 Damn that sucks dude 0.99

01:03:44.440 yeah that was nice when we could just like go wherever nobody could like hunt us i would just 0.99

01:03:49.960 be on my bike with all four pegs even though i didn't need four pegs you only need two in the

01:03:53.780 back i need to know you're one of the four pegs depends on what you're at first okay then when i

01:03:58.320 got in a serious bmx you really just need two pegs on one side because it's all about what your

01:04:02.020 strongest grinding side is so i i used to grind on the left that's badass people that rode four 0.98

01:04:06.540 pegs that can grind on both sides they were the outliers but those people are fucking weird 0.96

01:04:09.640 Yeah, to be honest with you. 0.99

01:04:10.800 Moral of the story, don't do drugs.

01:04:13.140 And drinking is a drug, guys.

01:04:15.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I agree.

01:04:16.540 Yeah, it definitely is.

01:04:17.720 All right, I'm looking at you, too.

01:04:19.200 I know.

01:04:19.520 I think it is a drug.

01:04:20.280 I think it is a drug.

01:04:21.240 I also think mushrooms are a drug.

01:04:22.980 And we're looking back at you.

01:04:25.160 I think psychedelics are drugs.

01:04:27.780 So.

01:04:28.280 Even if they're natural.

01:04:29.340 On that point.

01:04:30.280 Yeah, so what constitutes a drug versus not a drug?

01:04:33.300 I think anything that alters your state of mind,

01:04:36.660 especially to that degree.

01:04:38.400 acutely acute because like because technically then money would be the biggest of all probably 0.97

01:04:43.260 money or pussy but like drugs but like but but are they drugs could be argued that money is a 0.54

01:04:49.140 drug yeah i mean they say it is but but the difference is is not it's not as acute the 0.99

01:04:54.060 the acute nature of of narcotics or mushrooms or acid or whatever to quickly and broadly and

01:05:00.980 very seriously affect your your ability to compute and reason true is i think is what

01:05:05.760 constitutes, probably constitutes a drug. So like money

01:05:07.980 would take years to really start to, or

01:05:10.100 like you could win the lotto, I guess.

01:05:12.240 Yeah. Maybe it's

01:05:13.940 I'm finished podcasting for the day.

01:05:18.260 We've just been here for a while. We've been here for so

01:05:20.060 many shows. Yeah, we have. And dude,

01:05:21.760 we talked about a lot of raunchy shit on this episode. 0.98

01:05:24.080 Before we get out of here, yesterday was 0.98

01:05:26.040 Thanksgiving. Oh, I'm so full

01:05:28.220 from that Thanksgiving turkey, too.

01:05:30.040 I'm loaded up on Trip Defend. You guys

01:05:32.220 ate turkey in Hawaii?

01:05:34.100 Oh, we're in Hawaii right now.

01:05:35.680 Still, right now.

01:05:36.660 How's Thanksgiving in Hawaii, guys?

01:05:37.720 It's going good. 0.99

01:05:38.600 Logan fucking, he drank a little bit too much last night. 1.00

01:05:41.380 Okay. 1.00

01:05:41.820 And he had sex with a large Samoan woman. 1.00

01:05:45.020 Are you sure it wasn't a turkey? 1.00

01:05:47.240 He had sex with a large Samoan turkey. 0.99

01:05:50.000 He's still trying to figure that out. 1.00

01:05:51.260 Large Samoan turkey woman. 1.00

01:05:54.340 What are you guys grateful for?

01:05:56.200 Just real quick before we close out because Thanksgiving and all.

01:05:59.640 Dang, dude.

01:06:01.760 Can we come up with weird ones?

01:06:02.900 i i have one ready i had a simple one go i was just i'm grateful for impulsive

01:06:07.020 and the impulsive audience man i'm grateful i got two i'm grateful for the review team

01:06:14.560 and the ability to actually remove content that shouldn't be there

01:06:18.880 and i'm also grateful for is it on a similar note i'm grateful for um

01:06:24.780 the ability to to retry things in life the ability second chances i'm thankful for second

01:06:32.120 chances after this conversation we had today. And, uh, if you're still watching this episode

01:06:36.980 and you're out there and you've, you know, you've put yourself in a tough spot in life, or you've

01:06:41.140 done some things that you think you'll never get over, or you're regretting something that you've

01:06:44.220 done. And it's like holding strong onto, and it's making you feel a certain way. Just know that,

01:06:48.460 you know, there's, there's more to come for you and there's more, there's more life as Drake would

01:06:55.240 say to live. Um, and so I'm thankful for second chances. I love it. How about you LP? I'm thankful

01:07:00.540 for uh my parents i'm very thankful for my parents and i do not show them enough gratitude i think

01:07:07.460 because i'm very heavily consumed with the la lifestyle but mom dad greg pam pamsters gp coming

01:07:15.480 at you i want you to know i love you and i care for you guys and i really really really do

01:07:19.020 appreciate everything you've done for me because of the values that you've instilled within me i've

01:07:24.400 been able to live an incredibly happy and fulfilling life and chase every goal that i've

01:07:28.260 ever wanted to and so that means a lot i thank you mom and dad i love you that was an important

01:07:32.500 week for that to be said too i'm hoping they watch that i'm actually going to text them and tell them

01:07:36.860 to watch that because uh they gotta get through quite a quite a bit of juice to get to that

01:07:41.620 mom if you're still watching i love you too and i dad i don't think you are because i don't think

01:07:46.380 you know how to operate a smartphone or computer but mom i know you watch this with dinner every

01:07:50.460 night i love you and i hope you're well and i'm sorry about being such a degenerate all right

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