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00:02:12.360 This just happened on the weekend. This girl goes, my friend told me you're pretty funny. Prove it.

00:02:16.140 What? 1.00

00:02:17.060 Shut up! 1.00

00:02:18.200 For who? 1.00

00:02:18.980 Shut up! 1.00

00:02:19.580 That's when you just run. You run away. 1.00

00:02:21.320 I literally said no.

00:02:29.320 Because if there's ever beef between friends, you go ahead and fix it.

00:02:32.580 I can take care of it, bro.

00:02:33.540 Which is kind of what we need right now.

00:02:34.760 Oh, yeah.

00:02:35.200 Yeah, because, well, hey, welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

00:02:38.320 Good to see you.

00:02:39.060 Yeah, we're rolling, Angel. 1.00

00:02:40.180 So Angel Spencer's girlfriend is behind the camera.

00:02:43.520 Our normal cameraman, Andre, is to the left.

00:02:45.380 I'm right here.

00:02:45.960 There's something going on.

00:02:47.880 Yeah.

00:02:48.320 Mike is, it's the first time the talent has refused to come on set.

00:02:52.780 This isn't really happening right now?

00:02:54.360 Oh!

00:02:55.720 There he is.

00:02:56.800 There he is.

00:03:00.020 Wow. 1.00

00:03:02.000 Yeah, Angel, get a shot of his penis. 1.00

00:03:03.720 There you go. 1.00

00:03:04.100 Get a shot. 0.59

00:03:04.520 There you go. 1.00

00:03:05.260 Angel's getting the shot. 0.98

00:03:06.820 Wow, Angel.

00:03:07.760 Wow.

00:03:08.340 Way to be.

00:03:09.100 Have you tried the zooms, Angel?

00:03:11.040 Maybe try zooming a little bit.

00:03:12.280 You can grab the camera and zoom it.

00:03:15.240 There you go.

00:03:17.560 Look at that.

00:03:18.540 So Mike's on set.

00:03:19.720 Good to see you, Mike.

00:03:21.320 I see that you didn't change your outfit.

00:03:23.120 I did.

00:03:23.640 That's happened to me.

00:03:24.660 No, I did change my outfit.

00:03:25.360 I went from all yellow, actually, to this nice cardigan.

00:03:28.160 I'm colorblind.

00:03:28.780 By the way, by the way, I know you wear this cardigan on your YouTube show, The Poets' Corner, or The Night Shift.

00:03:35.120 Phenomenal.

00:03:35.840 The Poets' Corner is your segment.

00:03:37.620 And David, in the kitchen, he said, what are you about to do, a Poets' Corner segment? 0.97

00:03:41.360 And I fucking flipped. 0.96

00:03:42.880 Because you know the problem I have. 0.99

00:03:45.060 What?

00:03:45.840 You don't like The Poets' Corner?

00:03:46.840 Once I wear his clothes, they become mine.

00:03:48.880 Oh.

00:03:49.520 People think I'm wearing his clothes, dude.

00:03:51.460 Oh.

00:03:52.040 People think I'm wearing his clothes.

00:03:54.380 He wears full outfits that are just completely owned by me.

00:03:57.040 Dude, I wish I had size 14 feet, by the way, because I went into your closet the other day, and you have so many shoes that I would love to wear.

00:04:03.860 No, he's a size 12.

00:04:04.980 Size 12.

00:04:05.340 Okay, whatever.

00:04:06.000 Trust me, I know I've tried him on.

00:04:11.480 I mean, dude, you have a lit wardrobe.

00:04:13.140 I can understand.

00:04:14.240 I have too many shoes.

00:04:15.280 Back in my heyday, I just got a lot of shoes sent to me.

00:04:18.540 Yeah.

00:04:19.220 I'm proud of myself, boys.

00:04:20.880 What happened?

00:04:22.380 I was hanging out with a girl who I have been friends with for a long time.

00:04:26.600 probably probably like two two three years now and it's always been pretty platonic we've even 1.00

00:04:32.500 had like a business meeting once and it's also the situation where she's hot as hell she's this

00:04:40.240 it's true she's bad it's true and so i can't say i've always had the thought in my mind like i felt

00:04:46.940 some sort of like sexual tension or like you know it's always been there and the other night

00:04:51.780 she is out of a relationship as of recently which was uh it's it's rare and by the way so am i and

00:05:00.880 so well i'm not you've been out of the game for for a minute yeah but i'm saying i'm not in a

00:05:06.700 relationship so some sparks were flying some things happen and we ended up back in my house

00:05:12.300 in my bed oh and we what happened there study time we stopped ourselves from engaging in the

00:05:19.940 sin that is sexual intercourse because we said we go nah we've been friends for too long this

00:05:26.540 wouldn't be right we wouldn't we wouldn't be doing ourselves justice if it were to happen 0.97

00:05:30.960 like another drunk hookup wow and so and so good job logan good job i thought it was because her

00:05:40.240 aunt flo was visiting that had nothing to do with it at all no no no oh her period yeah well maybe

00:05:47.400 You're on a period

00:05:48.200 Oh come on

00:05:49.680 Well also

00:05:50.420 You make this so sentimental

00:05:52.760 I always take away

00:05:54.340 From his self patting

00:05:55.720 Yes

00:05:56.060 She's on a period

00:05:57.800 Yes but also

00:05:58.420 You can bypass that

00:05:59.780 That's a minor

00:06:00.300 That's a minor detail

00:06:01.200 You can bypass that

00:06:01.960 And it's been done

00:06:02.780 Wait what do you mean bypass

00:06:03.840 Like use a different

00:06:04.700 Entry source

00:06:05.440 No

00:06:05.860 No 0.99

00:06:06.260 Just like 0.99

00:06:07.440 You can have sex 1.00

00:06:08.700 When a female's on a period 1.00

00:06:09.920 Oh absolutely 1.00

00:06:10.440 The only thing period

00:06:11.500 Stops is a sentence bro

00:06:12.900 Yes I'm so glad

00:06:16.540 I'm so glad you came

00:06:17.260 Wait, wait, wait, hold on a sec.

00:06:19.400 You also didn't tell the rest of the part of the story where you came home with her and her friend.

00:06:27.320 There was a third party that day that he came home with at 630 a.m.

00:06:32.020 Wow.

00:06:32.800 That's a early one.

00:06:33.780 I, of course, was home asleep, getting my beauty rest.

00:06:39.220 I had been sleeping for hours, if not days.

00:06:41.440 No, I was asleep.

00:06:42.520 And he came into my room.

00:06:43.580 I first heard giggling, multiple giggles.

00:06:46.320 and then I heard shoes and I heard my door open 0.88

00:06:48.780 and then he brought two girls in

00:06:51.180 and he let me know that it was time for me

00:06:53.320 to get up to entertain the other party

00:06:55.360 that he was with, the other girl

00:06:56.700 because he had hooked up with her before

00:06:58.000 I hand delivered him a nice young girl

00:07:01.700 you're like Jeff Bezos right now

00:07:03.820 yes

00:07:04.180 and by the way, one of the only times

00:07:07.640 where he brought me a girl that I had

00:07:09.560 currently hooked up with

00:07:10.640 and I wasn't mad about it

00:07:12.760 because normally it's not always that I want to see a girl

00:07:15.500 that I hooked up in the past

00:07:16.360 because maybe I didn't talk to her again. 0.88

00:07:17.560 Maybe I didn't pay for her Uber.

00:07:18.740 Like, who knows?

00:07:19.640 So this worked out.

00:07:20.260 She's a sweetheart, 0.90

00:07:20.960 but I've never seen a girl

00:07:21.880 whose eyes are as big as this girl.

00:07:23.480 My God. 0.75

00:07:24.240 Yeah, she's got big eyes.

00:07:25.220 Eyes for days, dude.

00:07:26.200 We actually have a double date with them.

00:07:28.940 There we go.

00:07:29.600 Wait, so wait, wait, wait.

00:07:30.900 Are you considering dating this woman?

00:07:33.200 Is that what I'm picking up here?

00:07:34.360 Like, I'm a little bit confused

00:07:35.600 as to what you're saying.

00:07:37.100 It's possible.

00:07:38.420 I don't know.

00:07:39.320 Is this actually happening?

00:07:40.420 Point is this.

00:07:40.760 This is like Colin Kaepernick

00:07:41.880 coming back into the NFL.

00:07:42.780 It's real, but like once again,

00:07:43.760 And as much as I talk about this, I don't know where it's going to go.

00:07:48.180 He could be simply momentarily infatuated with this girl.

00:07:51.780 The point is this, dude.

00:07:52.540 Sexual responsibility. 1.00

00:07:55.460 Damn, Angel's face is just grimacing right now. 1.00

00:07:57.780 No, you've done it, Angel. 0.99

00:07:59.440 Oh, you're just some sort of angel, aren't you?

00:08:02.980 We had them on the podcast already, too.

00:08:05.120 These two girls.

00:08:06.460 Really?

00:08:07.100 No, we didn't.

00:08:08.120 Well, no, no, no.

00:08:09.080 I mean, they sat on the set.

00:08:10.180 By the way, girls, bro, girls giggle.

00:08:13.560 Why is that?

00:08:14.440 Andre, the vegan, exited his room. 0.72

00:08:16.240 He goes, yo, if this giggling doesn't stop, it's going to get these girls hurt. 0.76

00:08:19.420 I said, what? 1.00

00:08:21.680 They giggle so much.

00:08:23.320 They were giggling a lot.

00:08:24.720 They were.

00:08:25.140 Andre was pissed.

00:08:25.900 Andre texted me last night.

00:08:26.900 He said, actually, I think that Andre chain is probably worth noting right now.

00:08:32.760 Last night, he said, let's see here.

00:08:35.740 Andre, you can cut around this.

00:08:37.640 So when you put two gigglers.

00:08:39.180 Or don't.

00:08:40.720 It tends to be like exponential, right?

00:08:42.600 So they giggle and the giggles build each other up.

00:08:45.400 It turns into a gaggle.

00:08:46.880 It's a compound effect that turns into a gaggle.

00:08:49.920 A gaggle, by the way, is a collective for a geese.

00:08:53.520 Here's some of the recent texts.

00:08:54.820 Gaggle of geese.

00:08:55.800 At 2.46 a.m. on Thursday, he said, can you please move to the garage?

00:09:01.080 I said, we're doing a celebratory night.

00:09:03.320 This was the night after we won the Streamy.

00:09:04.740 That was very cordial. 0.99

00:09:05.480 And he said, fuck, how can I sleep? 1.00

00:09:07.700 Any way to turn off the Thotianas in the kitchen? 0.99

00:09:10.840 like they were a device that I could simply switch 1.00

00:09:13.780 into the off mode

00:09:14.680 I'm reading these texts and every time

00:09:17.640 he blames it on me Andre I want you to know

00:09:19.340 he has just as much control as I do

00:09:21.460 Logan is saying big party night

00:09:23.140 I did not say that 0.99

00:09:24.600 he goes this house audio is containing blows cock 0.99

00:09:27.680 then yesterday at 5 0.99

00:09:29.400 yesterday at 5.57am 0.99

00:09:31.580 he said bro what the fuck 1.00

00:09:33.460 I'm going to kill them 1.00

00:09:34.700 all night 1.00

00:09:36.340 you're going to kill them all night 1.00

00:09:37.640 and then I go agreed 0.97

00:09:39.840 And then just last night, he said, how many nights in a row at 12, 18 a.m., dude?

00:09:46.900 Oh, no.

00:09:47.400 DeAndre is in the midst of a full mental breakdown.

00:09:50.280 And to be quite honest with you, double day tonight, nothing indicates to me that this trend is about to slow down.

00:09:56.920 You're fine.

00:09:57.320 You're fine.

00:09:57.660 Why? 0.94

00:09:58.340 The one girl has work tomorrow, so she says she can't go hard. 1.00

00:10:00.860 I did call her a ball sack for that.

00:10:03.200 Something about those particular girls, I think she had castings that day the other night, and she skipped them. 1.00

00:10:09.840 She had castings

00:10:11.100 She said I had really big castings today

00:10:13.480 And she was like

00:10:14.720 Actually it was like this 0.99

00:10:15.920 Oh shit 0.99

00:10:17.300 I have really big castings today 1.00

00:10:19.220 Like she looked at her phone

00:10:20.380 And got like notification

00:10:21.080 And she was like 1.00

00:10:21.700 That sucks 0.82

00:10:22.540 It's not good 0.98

00:10:23.140 Got to party with Logan

00:10:24.120 She's a friend

00:10:26.740 She's a friend

00:10:27.540 It might stay that way

00:10:28.820 I don't know

00:10:29.320 No it's not

00:10:29.940 That wall's dropping

00:10:31.400 It might not

00:10:32.360 You should come back into the league

00:10:33.380 At least just try it out

00:10:34.540 Stop backing like you're better than us

00:10:35.780 No no no no

00:10:36.620 It's just hey

00:10:37.660 You think just cause you wear 1.00

00:10:38.520 a fucking baby blue headband 1.00

00:10:39.920 you could bully us 1.00

00:10:40.680 it's actually silver

00:10:42.060 let's bring on the guest

00:10:44.300 this is a big one

00:10:46.100 big facts

00:10:47.040 today's guest is

00:10:47.680 blowing up online

00:10:48.500 as a top digital comedian

00:10:49.960 you've probably seen

00:10:50.640 some of his videos

00:10:51.300 and if not

00:10:51.740 we'll show you some today

00:10:52.600 and later we're going to

00:10:53.200 play a comedy game with him

00:10:54.120 he started on Vine

00:10:55.320 spent some time

00:10:56.040 at All Def Digital

00:10:56.720 and now he's doing

00:10:57.420 his own thing

00:10:57.940 going viral on the regular

00:10:59.180 it's Trevor Wallace

00:11:00.360 what's up bro

00:11:04.280 let's get this guy

00:11:04.980 some bang energy please

00:11:06.640 dude let's go

00:11:08.060 some bang yo dude i had a bang this morning bro i was seeing numbers you're lying i swear you don't 0.99

00:11:13.980 actually drink bang see they sent me a bunch of them and i'm a sucker for free shit you know 0.99

00:11:17.780 so and i just ran out of coffee and i was like what better than cotton candy at 7 a.m 0.94

00:11:22.060 what do we do to deserve this what happened to kombucha trevor like what is bang like what is

00:11:28.680 it's aggressive what does bang do to you man dude it's honestly like it doesn't even like give me

00:11:33.480 caffeine, my body just hurdles

00:11:35.400 over it. I feel like

00:11:37.440 I just got out of rehab after a bang.

00:11:39.420 You're kind of hazy, but you're still like,

00:11:41.240 there's some motivation.

00:11:44.380 That was the first video

00:11:45.500 I think I DM'd you. I was like,

00:11:47.260 this is golden. This bang energy video.

00:11:49.620 I know we just started the show, but I kind of

00:11:51.440 want to play it right now just to give some context.

00:11:53.320 You haven't met the founder by chance, have you?

00:11:55.440 No, I've seen his Instagram. The guy is a

00:11:57.420 goddamn... I mean, 1.00

00:11:59.380 if he's not the mayor of Miami, I don't know who is.

00:12:01.100 Can we see his Instagram?

00:12:04.140 Yeah, wait, I'll close it up.

00:12:05.580 Wait, do the video first?

00:12:06.720 Bang Energy CEO.

00:12:08.160 Instagram.

00:12:08.860 Dude, so his Instagram is just popping.

00:12:10.840 You got to go to his IG.

00:12:11.660 Oh, his Instagram is literally bangenergy.ceo.

00:12:14.020 Yes.

00:12:14.620 He doesn't even have his picture.

00:12:15.260 Yeah, he had to put the period in it because the CEO was taken or something.

00:12:18.540 There's a pit bull front and center.

00:12:19.580 Can you go down a little bit?

00:12:21.340 I'll tell you what you're talking about.

00:12:22.760 Some of these are.

00:12:23.540 So that one on the left will work?

00:12:24.980 Oh, my God.

00:12:26.500 It looks like WWE.

00:12:27.940 It is.

00:12:28.320 It's Vince McMahon after too much Bang Energy.

00:12:30.240 That's what it is.

00:12:31.100 i mean the chain the chain over

00:12:34.040 i mean is this a career you always dreamed of as we age our dreams change when i was younger i

00:12:42.880 played all kinds of sports and everything like that and one of my friends was in sports illustrated 0.97

00:12:47.380 because i just gotta say i just gotta say talk about fucking product placement yeah jesus wait 0.98

00:12:53.440 where did that conversation go though it just opened up and automatically went fucking haywire 0.99

00:12:58.000 making my goddamn day 0.99

00:13:00.180 eight goals in one soccer game 0.99

00:13:02.600 and only played three quarters of the game

00:13:04.240 I really admired this individual

00:13:06.400 because he was in Sports Illustrated

00:13:08.140 I never got in Sports Illustrated

00:13:10.440 for my athletic ability

00:13:11.720 but I did get in Sports Illustrated

00:13:13.920 this looks like a ransom video

00:13:14.800 I just don't understand what just happened

00:13:18.560 they're like what inspired you to start

00:13:20.500 Bang Energy

00:13:21.160 when I was young there was this kid who got into sports

00:13:24.260 and it just went on for three minutes

00:13:25.900 and had nothing to do with Bang Energy at all

00:13:27.760 But he's got the family thing going and kids' titties.

00:13:31.040 Is this him?

00:13:32.120 I think so.

00:13:33.060 He's aggressively ripped.

00:13:34.460 Wait, why?

00:13:35.380 He's got-

00:13:35.780 Welcome to the supplement show, Darren.

00:13:37.200 The supplement show?

00:13:38.940 His voice sounds like a Ford F-50 starting.

00:13:39.900 Welcome to the supplement show, Darren.

00:13:41.340 Tonight's topic, bigger, better, back.

00:13:43.800 One-armed dumbbell rows is one of the best exercises for building a bigger back. 0.78

00:13:47.540 Dang, dude. 0.99

00:13:48.180 He's like Bradley Martin on fucking speed, bro. 1.00

00:13:51.380 This dude is insane. 1.00

00:13:52.420 Wait, can you go down just a little bit further? 0.96

00:13:53.820 There's one I really-

00:13:54.820 there's one that for a while I thought

00:13:57.240 that Bang Energy might be a cult

00:13:58.700 oh it is

00:13:59.720 100% it's founded in Miami

00:14:02.460 it has to be

00:14:03.300 I'll see you keep going

00:14:05.000 I mean that Thanksgiving card is pretty nice

00:14:07.260 it makes me want to eat a turkey

00:14:08.280 you got that chain again

00:14:12.220 but check it this is the video you made

00:14:13.660 that made me fall in love with you

00:14:15.380 two bangs, three Adderalls, one brain cell 1.00

00:14:18.720 what the fuck 0.99

00:14:20.420 guess what I have for breakfast 1.00

00:14:21.740 bang, guess what I have for lunch

00:14:23.280 Bang.

00:14:23.960 Guess what I have for dinner?

00:14:25.480 A felony.

00:14:26.620 When I drink fat energy, I feel like I can see other people.

00:14:29.160 Whoa.

00:14:30.000 You're reading a book.

00:14:31.860 Oh.

00:14:33.240 Best way to drink bang is with a spoon and a lighter.

00:14:36.680 Oh, my God.

00:14:37.720 Nothing like a nice drive to the gym.

00:14:42.380 I work out at a park because I got banned from 24-Hour Fitness.

00:14:47.120 Grunting too much.

00:14:48.820 Oh, one.

00:14:52.580 One, though. 1.00

00:14:53.280 fuck are you yelling bang energy is all about being manly like sipping cotton candy sleep what 1.00

00:15:00.700 the fuck flavor is that drive like your kids live here fuck your kids i'm on dude i drank like four 1.00

00:15:08.900 of those for that video and i just went home and i could just see the solar system ahead of it was 1.00

00:15:13.080 just so lightheaded but god damn bro i mean yo the amount of bang he's on bang they're on bang 0.93

00:15:20.580 my cameraman's on day 1.00

00:15:22.280 fuck 0.94

00:15:23.160 it's my favorite part of that video 0.99

00:15:25.720 I like the felony one

00:15:28.940 we watch

00:15:30.780 we try to ingest like a ton of influencer

00:15:32.820 content and he

00:15:34.020 maybe more than me but I watch enough of it

00:15:36.480 and most of it I watch and I automatically

00:15:38.760 want to throw up

00:15:40.440 like that's the first thing I think of it

00:15:42.220 it's very cringy and it makes me feel sick to my stomach

00:15:44.520 I watch that video and I was like this kid's

00:15:46.700 funny this kid is legitimately

00:15:48.640 legitimately fucking funny and i was laughing the entire and i've watched that video how i know i 0.83

00:15:53.560 really like someone's content is when i start showing it to other people that's my main measure 0.98

00:15:57.220 gotta get it off your chest somebody see this a hundred percent i was like just post like sex 1.00

00:16:02.880 with some i'm like yo you have to watch this video by the way she was a bang model so she 1.00

00:16:06.360 found it extremely funny dude every girl in la is a bang model by the way yeah one in three is a

00:16:10.680 bang model or k or k watches yeah oh yeah why uh the the deliverables to be a bang model must be

00:16:18.320 like really low there there's not much like thought that goes into these videos right like

00:16:22.420 you know in front of an equinox and like what are you doing tomorrow nothing you know in this

00:16:26.180 case of miami pina colada yes yes the funniest part is in all the influencers they have to

00:16:31.060 write in the caption follow the bank ceo they have to it's wild which is like just gun to your 0.57

00:16:36.800 head like how bad do i want this two thousand dollars a month i fucking need it dude and i've 0.98

00:16:42.980 heard like the payments are just they're ass so they hit me up after that video that video did 0.99

00:16:47.420 you know a good amount of views for me at least uh and they offered me such a trash deal i was 0.98

00:16:52.160 like first of all i was making fun of you guys second of all what are we talking it was such 0.95

00:16:57.660 an ass deal they wanted me to post weekly on my instagram weekly that's it's insane yeah that's 0.53

00:17:03.080 because then your whole feed is just bang i saw some girl got uh an offer for two videos a week 0.99

00:17:08.960 for the year 104 bang energy fucking videos for the year and the deal was worth i think 0.75

00:17:15.940 500 a video and she's 100k plus subs can you imagine if your instagram had 104 bang energy 0.90

00:17:24.320 videos over the course of a year well hold on that's like 52 000 right so so if you're an

00:17:31.360 instagram model who's never seen a number that big on a contract which is why don't sign that

00:17:35.660 which is why you see all of the bang energy that's why they lowball so many people because 0.94

00:17:42.440 are people saying yes they're like oh fuck yeah bro what i can get into catch for free and you 0.98

00:17:46.100 don't get some money out of this shit like you know but then it's when people say yes and then 0.98

00:17:50.160 they don't have agents and shit like that to help like help monetize and be like no this is way too 0.99

00:17:54.060 cheap but i mean i love that shit as a as a brand marketer and someone that runs influencer campaigns 0.98

00:17:58.580 I mean, I love it. 0.98

00:17:59.940 I was going to say, what part of this?

00:18:01.880 Well, the fact that this girl, said girl, has 652,000 followers, and I'm like, hey,

00:18:06.120 you want to get this story done for me for 150 bucks?

00:18:08.580 She's like, I can eat this week?

00:18:09.960 Of course.

00:18:11.140 And I'm just like, all right, well, you want to do 10 for 1,000?

00:18:14.240 Give me a little bit of a disco. 0.96

00:18:15.580 And she's like, yes. 0.99

00:18:16.560 Give me a free Lunchable.

00:18:17.680 And she's like, I love Lunchable.

00:18:19.140 A hundred percent.

00:18:20.020 Do you think it's at a point where Bang Energy models are able to use that as a credential

00:18:24.080 to get in somewhere yet?

00:18:25.320 Oh, God.

00:18:26.460 Maybe somewhere in like...

00:18:27.580 That's a good question.

00:18:27.840 nantucket or something i don't there's just so many of them right now it's like it's not

00:18:33.300 i'm but we're we're laughing we're making fun but yo i i've walked into uh gas stations and

00:18:40.320 bang energy is in brick and mortar stores it is not just a ddc hold on a second oh they are we

00:18:44.980 can make as much fun as we want that that dude probably has a billion dollars cash i didn't

00:18:50.100 realize i was i was caught in the uh i was caught i have more fun making fun of them than looking

00:18:53.800 at their business model. 0.99

00:18:55.720 I'm talking shit. 1.00

00:18:56.720 I gave him 13 million views 1.00

00:18:57.800 on that video alone right there.

00:18:59.200 I'm like, 1.00

00:18:59.440 these fucking idiots. 1.00

00:19:00.380 The guy's like, 1.00

00:19:00.820 no, you're the idiot. 1.00

00:19:01.780 By the way, 1.00

00:19:02.660 he knows that.

00:19:04.440 As we sit there

00:19:05.400 and he makes that video

00:19:06.220 where it's like,

00:19:06.780 bang energy,

00:19:07.840 CEO,

00:19:08.720 back rows,

00:19:09.880 cotton candy edition.

00:19:11.620 And we're like, 1.00

00:19:12.000 this fucking idiot, 1.00

00:19:13.480 he's fucking 1.00

00:19:14.080 buying all of our shit, 1.00

00:19:16.360 dude. 1.00

00:19:16.480 He's killing us.

00:19:17.800 I DM'd him 0.97

00:19:18.640 because he followed me.

00:19:19.300 I said,

00:19:19.480 you're the man.

00:19:19.940 He just left me on scene.

00:19:20.800 I was like,

00:19:21.040 all right, 1.00

00:19:21.380 shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:19:22.820 That's what I was like, 1.00

00:19:23.600 All right, fuck this company. 1.00

00:19:24.440 I'm back to Monster Energy Church, bro. 1.00

00:19:25.860 Fuck that. 1.00

00:19:26.760 Just give me a like or something. 1.00

00:19:28.220 You Red Bull something.

00:19:29.240 Yeah, he left you on scene?

00:19:30.500 On scene. 1.00

00:19:31.060 What a dick. 1.00

00:19:31.880 He looked at it and just came and then put his phone down. 1.00

00:19:34.280 You idiot. 1.00

00:19:35.660 I thought it was hilarious. 1.00

00:19:36.820 He's like, who thinks it's funny?

00:19:38.220 Do you think he's a Scientologist?

00:19:40.160 Dude.

00:19:41.240 I bet you.

00:19:43.000 I bet he is.

00:19:44.120 Scientologist?

00:19:44.700 I can see that.

00:19:46.000 He's got that kind of build.

00:19:46.960 It's definitely a cult.

00:19:48.100 It has to be, dude.

00:19:49.280 Yeah, he's doing blood oaths on the weekend.

00:19:51.220 For sure.

00:19:51.740 Look, Trevor, you're 26 years old. 1.00

00:19:53.500 You're young as fuck 1.00

00:19:54.480 But for some reason 1.00

00:19:55.600 It feels like you just got

00:19:57.300 For me anyways

00:19:58.620 Like I just

00:19:59.080 Got turned on to you

00:20:00.800 Uh huh

00:20:01.260 He's turned on

00:20:02.360 Not like that

00:20:02.920 Aren't we all hard right now

00:20:04.600 Yeah

00:20:04.840 100%

00:20:05.540 I've been hard

00:20:06.100 Thank you for breaking the ice

00:20:07.220 I've had a massive boner

00:20:08.940 The whole time

00:20:09.120 That's why I'm sitting so far back

00:20:10.200 We have Bluetooth as a sponsor

00:20:11.980 Oh that's great

00:20:12.820 Hell yeah

00:20:13.800 We're all rock hard right now

00:20:15.040 Dude

00:20:16.440 But yeah

00:20:16.900 Where'd you come from man

00:20:18.440 Like have you been

00:20:19.380 Been out here

00:20:20.180 Moved to LA in 2015 0.99

00:20:21.980 And I just was making shit 0.93

00:20:23.480 and uh this is after vine died instagram not too many people were like making videos on there a 0.95

00:20:28.380 little bit yeah but i was just like i thought facebook was gonna be really big i hate facebook

00:20:31.600 as like uh the people on there but the share option is so great that's why videos on twitter

00:20:36.500 and facebook do so well because you get a snowball effect instagram is like the tag you got to send

00:20:41.240 all this shit so uh i just started posting on there and then it slowly grew but this last year

00:20:46.160 was good for me up until then i was like some people some people some people and then like 0.96

00:20:50.460 within the summer i had like four videos just like hit real hard and then people like made

00:20:54.840 the assumption like oh that's that dude you know yeah because we we ironically enough we're on the

00:20:59.400 same like i was oh yeah so that day it was fucking wild yeah um you you showed up in a helicopter

00:21:05.500 yeah mike and i were on the boat and they brought you in on a helicopter everybody was expecting 0.60

00:21:09.720 like leonardo's and him and all of his dogs but it was just me it was uh so yeah so that's amazing

00:21:15.360 I like that comment. 1.00

00:21:16.220 Jessica, Danielle, fuck me. 1.00

00:21:19.360 Hey, let's see if you would. 1.00

00:21:22.000 Ooh.

00:21:23.060 Wow.

00:21:23.500 Yeah. 0.75

00:21:24.160 I mean, she's like a very well put together woman.

00:21:26.020 My guy.

00:21:26.600 Dude, go respond to that comment right now, dude.

00:21:29.440 Jessica, Danielle, 16. 0.92

00:21:31.120 Jessica with a K.

00:21:31.280 Oh my God, she's got Exodus 14. 0.81

00:21:33.060 She's got the Bible in her. 1.00

00:21:34.200 Dude, we might have just found her wife on the show. 0.98

00:21:36.560 Oh my God. 1.00

00:21:37.720 Wow.

00:21:38.360 But yeah, they said, we were on the boat,

00:21:40.240 and they're like, celebrity's coming,

00:21:41.940 a big celebrity's coming, whatever. 0.70

00:21:42.920 and I heard girls like

00:21:44.300 I heard it's Leonardo DiCaprio 1.00

00:21:45.620 one girl's like 0.98

00:21:46.100 I think it's Tyga

00:21:46.940 Tyga

00:21:48.000 and then you hopped out

00:21:49.940 and I was like

00:21:50.420 I don't think that's Leo

00:21:51.920 they're like

00:21:52.660 is it bodyguards

00:21:53.620 publicists

00:21:54.580 PR or something

00:21:55.400 yeah they're like

00:21:55.820 who's next

00:21:56.280 who's gonna

00:21:57.040 no trust me

00:21:58.440 and then as we're flying

00:21:59.540 they're like yeah

00:21:59.940 Logan Paul's there

00:22:00.520 with some people

00:22:00.860 I was like okay

00:22:01.360 well I'm not beating Logan

00:22:02.200 it's up here

00:22:03.360 like if anything

00:22:04.320 we should have landed

00:22:05.060 switch reverse

00:22:06.000 then you land

00:22:07.800 I didn't get 0.99

00:22:08.240 I took a fucking dinghy in 0.99

00:22:09.780 a raft 0.99

00:22:10.580 listen ready

00:22:11.680 that's kind of badass

00:22:12.540 We had to take

00:22:14.400 Oh we did fly a private plane

00:22:16.900 Didn't we? To the island

00:22:18.100 A helicopter, private helicopter 1.00

00:22:20.100 Private helicopter, fuck 1.00

00:22:21.360 It's starting to fall apart 1.00

00:22:22.840 But once we landed we actually had to row

00:22:26.560 Ourselves

00:22:27.340 Through the Catalina Canal

00:22:29.380 Legit

00:22:30.860 And we had Jack Owak from Bang Energy

00:22:34.240 Helping us bro so we were going like 90 miles an hour

00:22:36.480 He poured Bang in the engine 0.99

00:22:37.800 And just fucking 0.99

00:22:38.340 Does Bang double his petrol? 0.99

00:22:41.040 oh yeah absolutely it's gotta be at least a substitute for diesel uh-huh so uh you got on

00:22:47.120 this and wait was this was this white claw yeah so so what happened is white claw sent me uh

00:22:52.700 i'm in this video about white claw it blew up and then they hated me and and then i made merch with

00:22:57.660 um a quote from it from my video okay but i altered the logo and then they sent me a season

00:23:02.360 assist for like 7 000 t-shirts so not great wait you had the t-shirts made already it was through 0.98

00:23:08.340 a third party so it's you know that's a hefty uh cost oh it was a solid 7 000 t-shirts oh fuck

00:23:14.960 yeah but so they pretty much were like so we were in talks of a brand deal first because they're

00:23:19.500 like cool we saw the video we like it hell yeah and then i made the shirts as like an added value 0.96

00:23:23.120 like look how much they're gonna like it didn't run it past my manager's agency that shit and 0.90

00:23:27.040 then why would you oh you know i mean i was just throwing it out there you know i honestly thought 0.97

00:23:31.940 it sold like 113 by chance but did you know that maybe bypassing your team was not the best idea

00:23:37.840 oh yeah i do now this is called self-sabotage i engage in this activity all the time it's not

00:23:42.780 but it is a good way to get something that they would have shut done done do you know what i'm

00:23:47.080 saying like they like it wouldn't have happened otherwise if you think about it that way right

00:23:50.080 so pretty much do it they were like hey refund all the t-shirts we see them printed yet it was

00:23:54.760 a week-long campaign print to order so like refund all t-shirts and we'll still talk brand deals i

00:23:58.920 was like you know what this sucks but maybe they see that i play ball they'll be like he's a good

00:24:02.860 kid let's cut him a good check yeah and then the next day we had a phone call they're like yeah 0.51

00:24:05.800 We're not really interested in working with you anymore 1.00

00:24:07.320 Oh those dicks 1.00

00:24:08.980 So that's where I was like fuck White Claw 1.00

00:24:10.980 I thought this was sponsored by White Claw 0.99

00:24:13.000 So Natty Light came in and was like

00:24:15.360 Hold up we see what's going on here

00:24:17.680 And then did a little sprint of Verizon

00:24:19.520 Switcheroo there you know how that guy dipped in

00:24:21.680 Is that a new 0.98

00:24:22.320 Did you see the Peloton lady 0.77

00:24:24.940 Ryan Reynolds I think

00:24:27.640 Aviation Gin

00:24:29.480 This was a genius ad 0.54

00:24:31.300 Did you guys see the Peloton lady

00:24:33.000 I'm surprised I missed it

00:24:34.620 What? Aviation Gin, what about it?

00:24:37.280 Ryan Reynolds did an ad

00:24:39.000 with the Peloton lady. 0.92

00:24:41.080 The one who rode the bike

00:24:42.880 and she was just concerned the whole time.

00:24:44.740 I'm flying nothing on my Peloton.

00:24:46.680 She's about to cry the whole time.

00:24:48.680 Ryan Reynolds did a move.

00:24:50.600 He did a solid on that. He's sharp.

00:24:52.680 Oh, yeah. He's a sharp dude.

00:24:54.400 Wait, so he had her

00:24:56.360 in his commercial? Yeah, he had her

00:24:58.380 in his commercial. You'd have to see it, but

00:25:00.360 it's solid. So Natty Light

00:25:01.780 approached you and they're like, 0.82

00:25:04.260 let's pretty much they're like hey we saw you get fucked over so truly and natty light both made 0.99

00:25:07.780 an offer and natty lights like anheuser bush like bud light and all that shit so they got the monies 0.99

00:25:11.500 and part of the deal was um just come get you know fucked up at catalina wine mixer and i didn't 0.96

00:25:17.860 know it was a real event uh yeah i mean did you go on the island yeah we did very underwhelming 0.98

00:25:23.640 oh yeah it wasn't great the boat was way better i was like this is a fucking community college 0.73

00:25:27.500 fair right now what is going on here yeah very uh i literally went there took a picture in front 0.92

00:25:31.500 the Natty sign and then just left. I went to the stage

00:25:33.460 and yelled out, play

00:25:35.480 something off Strangers. I did

00:25:37.580 the whole Step Brothers thing

00:25:39.240 and the dude was like, take your 1.00

00:25:41.440 skank hooker wife and get the fuck out and turn 1.00

00:25:43.440 into the real movie. It was amazing. 1.00

00:25:45.780 Do they sell helicopters at the event?

00:25:47.740 No, they do not. Oh, it's not a helicopter

00:25:49.440 leasing event? I don't know what it is.

00:25:51.540 They had a cover band of Sublime. It was weird.

00:25:53.820 It was fucking weird. It was weird. 0.79

00:25:55.480 Oddly trashy for how great the movie is.

00:25:57.100 The island is cool, though. The island's great. The island's beautiful.

00:25:59.720 The houses are nice. It's actually

00:26:01.400 looks like they took a chunk of the Hollywood

00:26:03.320 Hills and stuck it in the middle of the ocean. Or like

00:26:05.140 Italy. It gave me like Italian

00:26:06.920 coastal vibes. Yeah, you should have golf carts to ride

00:26:09.280 around with. I liked it. It was cool. I want to go

00:26:11.220 on a random weekend and just fuck around. 1.00

00:26:13.080 Without all the fucking fat tours. 1.00

00:26:15.120 Dude, I mean, 0.99

00:26:16.940 it's just right as you load in, there's just

00:26:19.120 a beach and it's just trash everywhere.

00:26:21.220 Deep fried churros, deep fried Pepsi

00:26:23.280 cans. How much shit needs to be deep fried? 1.00

00:26:25.400 Every fucking island 1.00

00:26:26.340 is deep fried. 1.00

00:26:28.500 So that's what that was.

00:26:30.860 I don't know why they hyped it up so much

00:26:33.620 I don't know who they told was going to be there

00:26:34.980 but it was me

00:26:35.440 Did you go to college?

00:26:39.520 I did, I went to school in the Bay Area

00:26:40.980 at San Jose State

00:26:41.880 Did you graduate?

00:26:42.620 I did

00:26:42.960 Is this how you know so much about frat guys

00:26:45.860 and making fun of them?

00:26:46.780 Yeah, I wasn't a frat

00:26:47.780 and that's just my bread and butter right there

00:26:50.260 I want to play one of these videos here

00:26:51.660 When frat guys come home for the summer

00:26:53.540 That was a fun one

00:26:55.280 You don't know what snapper is? 0.99

00:26:58.220 Good, because I'd fuck you up anyways in it 1.00

00:27:00.800 Why would I go on Tinder? 1.00

00:27:01.760 I've already banged all these chicks. 1.00

00:27:03.340 Dude, I can't wait for 4th of July. 1.00

00:27:05.680 Yo, mom, can I have some of this mimosa?

00:27:08.040 It's kombucha? 1.00

00:27:09.300 What is that, French for pussy? 1.00

00:27:14.240 Are you baking in the house? 1.00

00:27:15.520 No, it's the Febreze. 1.00

00:27:17.620 I took a shit, nice one. 0.99

00:27:19.580 You expect me to fall asleep tonight sober? 1.00

00:27:22.520 Dad, what is this Kmart shit? 1.00

00:27:23.820 This table's got no bounce. 1.00

00:27:25.360 Yo, who got the hook on melatonin?

00:27:26.860 What are you doing?

00:27:28.160 Dude, I just wanna go back.

00:27:30.000 I'm out of my element.

00:27:31.440 Dad, you still got the plug on Ambien?

00:27:33.040 I mean, prescription? 1.00

00:27:34.100 I need my bros, my hoes, and my mimosas. 0.92

00:27:40.440 I can hear your bait. 0.75

00:27:42.600 Somebody left the sink running.

00:27:44.020 That's not my bait.

00:27:46.360 But it's perfect.

00:27:47.900 I like the Bay Area one, too.

00:27:49.480 Bay Area one's solid.

00:27:50.160 The LA versus the Bay Area.

00:27:50.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:51.340 So since I went to school in the Bay Area,

00:27:52.880 everybody's just like, 1.00

00:27:53.640 you know, fuck SoCal, man. 1.00

00:27:54.840 And then also like, hey, for New Year's, 1.00

00:27:56.080 we're going to go to San Diego.

00:27:57.840 Okay, yeah, so you love SoCal.

00:27:59.760 Yeah.

00:28:00.000 I mean, I was just in NorCal over the weekend.

00:28:02.180 Do you have your North Face jacket on?

00:28:04.060 No, dude, I'm not a fan of NorCal.

00:28:06.040 No? 1.00

00:28:07.260 Damn, that's your home, dude. 1.00

00:28:08.980 Man, is it? 1.00

00:28:11.720 I don't know, man.

00:28:12.740 It's so hard to beat Southern California.

00:28:14.660 Did you start making videos while you were in the frat?

00:28:17.560 Yeah, so that was dope because I just had an expose of like 50 frat dudes at any given moment.

00:28:21.720 I was like, bro, you want to be in this vine?

00:28:23.240 So I had a few.

00:28:24.400 And nothing, I had like two things to get big, but nowhere near anything you were doing. 0.99

00:28:27.780 but like it showed me that like oh shit can go viral you know shit can't blow up you also did 0.98

00:28:31.720 what he said you do a really good job of like you're you're you're really fucking funny bro 0.99

00:28:36.560 like i i was willing and went down like the cringe route should i need to like you've managed to like 0.81

00:28:41.600 stay cool and i had a problem in college making vines because i was like the freshman who was

00:28:48.060 i was the only kid on the campus who did it and it was like kind of my livelihood i had like a

00:28:51.860 million i think and oh yeah so i still wanted to make money and i sacrificed like making friends

00:28:57.300 in college because i just was like the cringy vine kid but you seem to have done a good job 0.88

00:29:02.260 of like staying social and cool by the way trying to man i mean my early on videos are ass you know 0.99

00:29:07.260 it's fucking night and day but i think it's just trial and error of all that shit but uh yeah just 0.98

00:29:11.780 paying attention to just kind of trends and shit and just seeing what works with that i think 0.99

00:29:15.220 actually we have your first video oh is this it oh god what is oh my god god damn it this is it 0.98

00:29:21.620 This is, what is this, 2015 baby

00:29:23.380 It's 24 seconds

00:29:24.540 Oh god, this is, this is

00:29:26.260 The only reason I have this is because my producer Dylan pulled it up

00:29:29.660 I haven't watched it

00:29:30.720 Oh, it's, I mean it's not

00:29:32.340 It's like

00:29:33.340 Oh my god

00:29:35.880 Great song 1.00

00:29:39.540 Oh, what the fuck 0.99

00:29:43.120 It's not what it looks like 0.99

00:29:44.460 It's exactly what it looks like 0.99

00:29:46.140 That's my fucking shirt 0.99

00:29:47.980 Can I get that back? 0.99

00:29:50.580 Jeez

00:29:51.100 Just one punchline 0.97

00:29:55.620 Like a tapatio punchline

00:29:59.620 Just a little like

00:30:00.440 Dude you were a baby bro

00:30:03.060 You think LeBron was shooting 1.00

00:30:04.960 Fucking jumpers when he came out of the womb 1.00

00:30:06.940 Maybe 1.00

00:30:07.280 I said like Scotty Pippen

00:30:10.340 I'm like

00:30:10.600 Jesus Christ

00:30:13.300 But even the way you shoot is different

00:30:17.180 And cool

00:30:17.780 With the long lens and a microphone

00:30:20.160 really it's funny it adds to the comedy i love it and i love how like reno 911 is shot parks 0.99

00:30:25.340 and recs the office all this and also like attention span in 2020 2019 is fucking ass 0.93

00:30:30.180 you're not like that's why i just love the hectic shit yeah and you guys do a great job 0.99

00:30:33.600 even having zooms on a podcast that's amazing we also jump so much from topic to topic it's great 0.58

00:30:38.720 you have to because if like as much as like i love a nice cinematic so i went to film school 0.99

00:30:43.020 so you know i know you just use a cannon yeah oh shit you know this guy's fucking out here bro 0.97

00:30:47.960 um but like i love the cinematic shit but like nobody has time for that yeah facts yeah so you 0.99

00:30:53.760 gotta be like straight to it from what i've seen and i think that just helps just fucking 0.96

00:30:56.940 be all over the place you're right we uh we've shot a few videos like that like inspired by you 0.69

00:31:01.740 actually and like yeah and uh i'm gonna do more in the future i think i just think there's a

00:31:06.680 there's there's comedy in the way videos are shot like is your cameraman does he have a funny bone

00:31:12.500 and like does he also does comedy too so it helps a lot and then if we do a few different takes like

00:31:16.820 he'll just fuck around but it's like he just knows my style and it just kind of works perfectly but

00:31:20.740 he also makes videos which is a beautiful how have you found your crew is it are they your 0.96

00:31:25.340 roommates or i'm always curious about uh just kind of just through like different collabs just

00:31:29.020 kind of this guy churdly's uh so funny so church churdly's the first one i saw with him was the

00:31:36.040 roller uh the uh fidget spinner oh yeah dude he's great he's he's how do i spell his name

00:31:41.220 C-H-E-R-D

00:31:43.160 Yeah, so 1.00

00:31:43.840 Churdlies 1.00

00:31:45.360 Yeah, we just 1.00

00:31:45.820 were talking

00:31:47.240 on Instagram

00:31:47.900 and then we like 1.00

00:31:48.460 finally shot some shit 0.99

00:31:49.380 and then 1.00

00:31:49.960 we just filmed some shit 0.99

00:31:51.540 just all improv 0.99

00:31:52.160 just fucking around 0.99

00:31:52.860 and then like 1.00

00:31:53.440 What's the one?

00:31:54.440 Oh, is this the dude

00:31:55.160 who does like the

00:31:55.900 did he do the pizza video

00:31:56.980 with you?

00:31:57.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:31:58.080 Oh my God, he's hilarious

00:31:59.260 No, he's great

00:31:59.940 So we just

00:32:00.400 we just literally riff

00:32:01.480 and like people love us

00:32:02.440 on screen together

00:32:03.000 so it just works out

00:32:04.600 really well 0.99

00:32:05.060 but he's fucking great 0.97

00:32:06.300 I'm assuming you're 0.99

00:32:07.760 shooting with one camera

00:32:08.500 Yeah

00:32:09.100 So do you

00:32:10.840 You're saying you riff

00:32:11.800 and I imagine

00:32:12.780 because sometimes

00:32:13.220 these guys say 1.00

00:32:14.060 the most random shit. 1.00

00:32:15.040 Do you remember what 0.99

00:32:16.240 you've said?

00:32:17.820 So like cameraman 0.98

00:32:18.380 will be like shooting you. 0.98

00:32:19.900 I'll be behind the camera 1.00

00:32:20.680 and yelling my lines

00:32:21.580 and then we reverse.

00:32:23.440 And it doesn't always work

00:32:24.300 because we might miss something.

00:32:25.660 We totally forgot it

00:32:26.920 but like it's more fun

00:32:28.300 because it's not scripted.

00:32:29.220 Scripted to me

00:32:29.800 it just feels so like

00:32:30.780 here's the joke 1.00

00:32:31.880 here's the shit 0.99

00:32:32.420 but like when you're just 0.99

00:32:33.220 like in some random character

00:32:34.260 like that pizza video we did

00:32:35.380 we were hammered for it.

00:32:36.640 We were just legit

00:32:37.180 You're lying.

00:32:37.940 Hammered at EDC

00:32:39.200 no Coachella.

00:32:40.120 Where'd you get the pizza boxes, dude?

00:32:41.740 He brought them from Amazon, and he pitched me on this idea.

00:32:45.780 He's like, we're just going to go buy, like, 40 pizza boxes.

00:32:48.300 And I was like, sure.

00:32:49.260 And then we're just hammered building these things in the tent outside. 0.99

00:32:51.660 Shut up. 0.98

00:32:52.280 But, dude, it's the pizza boy showdown. 1.00

00:32:55.620 Oh, my God. 0.98

00:32:56.480 It's fucking hilarious. 0.99

00:32:57.720 Hunter. 0.99

00:32:58.420 22 pizzas for Sean.

00:33:01.260 Oh, dude.

00:33:02.540 Dude, what are you doing here, bro?

00:33:03.860 You know I was taking over Chello.

00:33:05.180 No, dude, you got to get out, dude.

00:33:06.240 Dude, I got a side hustle, bro.

00:33:07.980 Pyramid schemes weren't working.

00:33:09.140 I don't got time. 1.00

00:33:10.340 Dude, f*** Papa John's. 1.00

00:33:13.600 Domino's, more like, I f*** your hoes. 1.00

00:33:17.280 Dude, don't say that, bro. 0.99

00:33:19.000 Papa John's, more like Papa Molly, dude, because I'm sweating, bro.

00:33:22.640 Help me out, dude.

00:33:24.760 For a minute, I swear to God, I could watch you guys just talk for 10 minutes straight.

00:33:28.560 That's it.

00:33:28.800 We just yelled at each other, and people were just like, more of this, you know?

00:33:31.780 Where did this come from?

00:33:32.960 Like, was this something?

00:33:34.100 So this is kind of just like a frat character that we just both kind of had.

00:33:37.080 Like, he had a frat character already.

00:33:38.260 I was in a frat

00:33:39.000 So I was like

00:33:39.380 That shouldn't be hard

00:33:40.200 To adapt to

00:33:40.860 And then

00:33:41.460 It was so funny

00:33:42.760 Filming that

00:33:43.300 Because you see a cameraman

00:33:44.920 You see somebody

00:33:45.380 With that many pizza boxes

00:33:46.360 And we try to like

00:33:46.960 Walk in and deliver it

00:33:48.060 At Coachella

00:33:48.740 And the scary guy's like 0.99

00:33:49.800 Get the fuck out of here 0.99

00:33:50.920 You don't like pepperoni 1.00

00:33:52.240 This fucking asshole 1.00

00:33:52.900 But I think the absurdity 1.00

00:33:55.200 Is just kind of like

00:33:55.940 It's just playful 0.97

00:33:56.920 Like it's just dumb humor 0.93

00:33:58.520 Like somebody came up to me 0.95

00:33:59.320 And was like 0.99

00:33:59.500 Dude I love your dumb bro humor 0.99

00:34:00.900 I was like 1.00

00:34:01.460 Dumb? 1.00

00:34:02.840 What the fuck? 1.00

00:34:03.380 I was like 1.00

00:34:03.820 Yeah

00:34:04.180 Well yeah

00:34:05.260 I guess it is

00:34:05.780 Thank you

00:34:06.380 Alright

00:34:07.300 Who do you watch?

00:34:09.100 What creators do you watch?

00:34:10.640 I grew up watching a lot of like

00:34:11.980 Jimmy Tater was big on YouTube.

00:34:15.180 I think his style was really good.

00:34:18.380 To be honest, 0.99

00:34:19.080 Charlie's fucking hilarious. 0.96

00:34:20.240 Do you actively watch content right now? 0.99

00:34:23.420 Some, not too much.

00:34:25.520 What about comedians?

00:34:26.560 Because I know you do stand-up too.

00:34:27.860 Yeah, favorite comedians.

00:34:29.360 Do you know Theo Vaughn?

00:34:31.040 Have you guys had him in here?

00:34:32.880 Theo is God's gift to earth.

00:34:35.360 I think he's the most random

00:34:37.180 amazingly random person 0.99

00:34:39.220 he just pulls shit out of 0.96

00:34:40.560 remember when he told us that 0.99

00:34:42.020 he got paid by that guy to look at his 1.00

00:34:45.060 to look at his butthole 1.00

00:34:46.320 was that what it was 0.99

00:34:47.440 he was like 14

00:34:48.700 the specifics and the details

00:34:51.600 incredible

00:34:52.680 he's literally a walking LSD trick

00:34:55.740 I liken it to his decision

00:34:58.120 I hate saying this but to go sober

00:35:00.100 he's been sober for a long time 0.97

00:35:02.140 and he's so fucking sharp 0.99

00:35:03.580 which is crazy 0.99

00:35:05.140 I would love to know what he's like when he is on drugs

00:35:07.900 when he's coked out

00:35:09.780 where is he at mentally

00:35:11.120 a lot of his jokes are drug related

00:35:14.060 too which is

00:35:15.340 interesting he's hilarious man

00:35:17.400 he's probably my favorite right now

00:35:18.720 who else

00:35:20.200 definitely the OG's like Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle

00:35:23.380 hilarious you tight with any of them

00:35:25.660 I know Theo

00:35:26.460 Theo a little bit met him

00:35:28.980 I met Chris D'Elia a few times

00:35:30.760 he's just like a normal dude

00:35:32.760 super chill guy

00:35:34.440 but um yeah kind of just there's so many of like people that hang out all the comedy store and

00:35:37.980 like those guys in that group i know you guys had shop on here before he's like yeah yeah that's

00:35:41.520 well that's why i asked i guess i'm asking like what is your circle who's your is it like is it

00:35:45.260 weird i have like multiple circles because it's like i have my my stand-up click and then i have

00:35:49.220 like the video side and it's like weird because like my friends who do videos don't want to do

00:35:53.000 stand-up and vice versa like my friends who do stand-up like i mean i'll be in a video but like

00:35:56.900 i don't want to yeah i just want to get better on stage i'm like all right i just like both you

00:36:00.880 know you got homies out here too or is it just yeah i got some college friends and then just

00:36:04.680 like you just meet a lot of people just through industry shit so yeah the first year out here 0.94

00:36:08.860 you're like i lived in a fucking pool house just studio city so you know just just to do anything 0.96

00:36:14.240 to live out here and then you know as you you move on and you just meet a bunch of people and 0.96

00:36:18.180 you know it starts to just happen it's the collab capital of the world it's so hard not to if you're 0.95

00:36:23.480 if you're even in the space like even if you're even if you suck and you're cringy like it's so 0.94

00:36:27.580 hard not to grow out here from a social 0.96

00:36:29.560 standpoint as soon as you get that in like that first

00:36:31.620 foot in the door it's just oh yeah dude

00:36:33.720 it's tough I mean I moved here from the Bay Area

00:36:35.640 after college and I had 10 minutes of like 0.96

00:36:37.620 standing material and I was like oh this is fucking 0.97

00:36:39.440 fire bro I went to the first show 1.00

00:36:41.660 in LA I was like oh I'm trash I'm fucking 0.98

00:36:43.540 I need to rewrite everything so 0.99

00:36:45.640 you know like out here people are fucking good at what they do 0.82

00:36:47.560 so you know there's a standard set 0.96

00:36:49.440 that you have to you have to match 1.00

00:36:51.080 oh yeah dude nothing kicks you in the dick harder than 0.99

00:36:53.480 reality and you're like oh I'm not funny 0.99

00:36:55.480 i've heard stand-up is one of the hardest things would you ever do it i really want to except i

00:37:02.140 don't know i i'm not i don't think i'm like naturally funny i think i if i if i have a

00:37:07.880 joke i could deliver it well because i have like that comedy rhythm in me but like you're naturally

00:37:13.120 funny he's really fucking naturally funny like growing up my um is mac is mac here all right so 0.55

00:37:19.400 one of our roommates slash my best friend from uh like first grade well after i like popped off 0.65

00:37:25.320 on the internet, I went back and I

00:37:27.320 talked to his dad randomly in a conversation

00:37:29.560 and his dad was like, yo, I would have never

00:37:31.340 expected any of this because a word

00:37:33.500 I would never have described you as growing

00:37:35.460 up was funny. Really? You weren't

00:37:37.400 like a funny kid. People say that to me too. They describe

00:37:39.440 me like a school shooter. You're like, you're just so

00:37:41.280 calm and you're just so mellow and you just go up

00:37:43.440 there and you just get all crazy on stage.

00:37:45.540 Oh, wow. Oh, wow. You're like, what?

00:37:47.380 Just like those school shooters

00:37:49.160 who do stand up.

00:37:50.900 I mean, there's a, you know.

00:37:52.620 Alright, well, that'll all get cut. Anyways,

00:37:54.340 Terrible reference on my end

00:37:58.560 No no it works because people weren't expecting it from you

00:38:01.020 I get the center

00:38:02.400 But him like his situation

00:38:04.100 He's started to like

00:38:05.960 I think he's getting funnier to be honest with you

00:38:08.820 Because of you

00:38:09.440 Well it's in because of the exercise

00:38:11.300 Alright thank you

00:38:12.300 Remember Maui

00:38:13.300 Maui was one of the most

00:38:15.240 All I want to do is laugh

00:38:17.660 I can't take anything seriously

00:38:19.040 Ever

00:38:19.780 And that goes to any point of anything

00:38:22.520 Unfortunately it goes to death

00:38:24.220 that goes to a million things like i just think i want to make a joke out of everything because

00:38:27.600 it's how i get through life that's literally what a girl told me she's like what do you like when

00:38:31.160 you're serious have you ever like had a serious dad i was like i don't think so because anything

00:38:35.720 that happens i'm just like okay and onward and then it's just i don't know it's just all i've 0.92

00:38:39.860 ever it's a gift and a curse does that fuck your your relationships oh yeah because girls will be 0.92

00:38:44.340 like telling me something crazy and i'll be laughing i was like i'm sorry i just think about 1.00

00:38:46.840 something yeah it's it's not great because the girl's like breaking down like everything that

00:38:52.100 you do wrong and you're sitting there like oh this would be a funny sketch hold on get out your

00:38:57.220 iphone no tap and you're like when girls be all men you know so it is weird it is like your mind

00:39:03.560 is like always going does it shut off do you no it never does it's it's always but that's why i

00:39:08.880 like being busy because if i'm not busy then anxiety is just like oh hey bud do you struggle

00:39:12.920 yeah do you start so that's so that's my thing i was gonna say if i had my build out on like the

00:39:18.020 comedy side and like my the way my brain works and shit like that with his uh non likelihood to

00:39:24.900 fall to the anxiety of this world because he's so headstrong yeah i would be i literally would 0.91

00:39:29.960 be the number one like in the world like dead serious like he's so driven and so headstrong

00:39:33.900 i have these nerves that i'm still conquering in a lot of ways how have you have you struggled

00:39:39.360 that at all what was it like the first time you went on stage like i mean yeah dude you have 0.87

00:39:43.380 fucking tremendous head strength oh thanks thank you man like i think i'm wired wrong 0.99

00:39:49.020 put it in like a good way you know like if you didn't do what you did then you'd be fucking 0.99

00:39:54.340 psycho but if you but since you do all this entertainment all this stuff like it's the 0.96

00:39:57.840 perfect head to have yeah yeah because that's i just try to stay busy because then i just if i

00:40:01.040 overthink shit then it's just like anxiety and and the biggest thing is like i mean the internet 0.97

00:40:05.100 moves so quick like relevancy can fuck you up dude and you i just if i overthink shit i mean 0.99

00:40:10.760 I don't smoke too much, but sometimes I'll be sitting there and be like, 0.99

00:40:13.380 what ever happened to Damn Daniel in the white vans? 0.96

00:40:16.240 How's he doing? 0.96

00:40:16.920 How's Alex from Target doing?

00:40:18.880 By the way, that's a skit.

00:40:20.180 Really?

00:40:20.760 No, no, I'm telling you right now.

00:40:22.040 That could be a skit. 0.98

00:40:22.800 You're like, I wish I could see what he's doing in a quick flash to Damn Daniel. 0.96

00:40:25.540 Dude, that's doing me. 0.97

00:40:26.100 Is that a Chili's?

00:40:26.900 What is he doing?

00:40:27.400 He's definitely a server at Chili's.

00:40:29.140 A hundred percent.

00:40:30.080 Oh, yeah, not the worst place.

00:40:31.300 No, I love Chili's.

00:40:31.860 It could be TGF Fridays.

00:40:33.280 But I just get anxiety about the relevancy factor.

00:40:36.280 But that's why I stand up.

00:40:37.460 No, no, no.

00:40:37.860 but it's just like you know the day can be going great but you post a video and it doesn't do as

00:40:41.680 well as the other ones you're like all right time to uh not lease any cars anymore until until

00:40:47.200 something that truly matters happens like i've gotten into those things before too and then like 0.61

00:40:52.460 some like the other day dude like i'm i'm having a fucking rough day i'm like i just did pilots for 0.53

00:40:58.540 mtv and we did the show and i had some anxiety on the show and it showed and i i pulled through 0.97

00:41:02.680 did a good job but i'm at home and i'm fucking pissed dude i'm like damn i could have done a 0.88

00:41:06.980 better job and my mom hits me up and said uh mike crocky's mom just went into emergency surgery her 0.95

00:41:12.700 heart failed yeah you know and and i'm and you should text mike and i'm thinking to myself i'm 0.99

00:41:17.160 like damn my mtv pilot doesn't fucking matter bro yeah what's real life kicks in fuck dude like 0.99

00:41:24.080 like this kid's mom is literally under the knife right now in a life-saving scenario and i'm texting 1.00

00:41:28.820 him and i'm like like yo man like are you good like what can i do and like i reached out to him

00:41:33.380 and end up working out and she's fine she's in recovery good shout out to mike crockey if you're

00:41:36.900 watching this but uh and uh mrs crockey i hope you're doing well but it's just it's crazy when

00:41:42.360 you have the those little anxieties and i i guess like at the end of the day the anxiety may be the

00:41:48.520 biggest first world prob in the world yeah the way that we experience it and this is from someone who

00:41:53.580 suffers from and i talk about it quite a bit and i i feel for those others that suffer from it but

00:41:57.960 like there's people in somalia who are worried about their children getting killed and like it's

00:42:02.860 like if you perspective may be one of the biggest ways to kill anxiety if you could if you could

00:42:07.760 wrangle it i'm just not very good no you take a step out of your own mind like oh that's what's

00:42:10.880 really going on it's coming from someone who does that that's all i do that's also really really

00:42:16.280 hard if you really do have anxiety bro like it's so hard that's that's next to impossible i want to 0.91

00:42:20.940 hit on the the relevancy that i hate that word first off i fucking hate it it's so i i understand 0.67

00:42:27.180 the i think anxiety caused by relevance is one of is probably the most toxic feeling that any 0.88

00:42:35.320 creator can can can understand uh because like i i had a point where also you know i'd post and

00:42:43.400 it didn't get the amount of likes or engagement i thought it would it would fuck me up i know it

00:42:47.220 it does yeah but i was in sweden i think i think you were there andre i was in sweden and something

00:42:53.460 we took a picture that didn't get a lot of engagement

00:42:56.680 but it was a sick picture

00:42:57.980 and I knew it was

00:42:59.100 the black and white photo of you at dinner

00:43:02.080 I was like what time is it in the US 1.00

00:43:04.000 is it not fucking people 0.98

00:43:04.840 you start factoring everything 0.99

00:43:06.700 but something in that weird

00:43:10.240 oddly specific moment clicked where I was like no 0.99

00:43:12.220 this is a fucking dope piece of work 0.79

00:43:14.180 and although not everyone 0.99

00:43:16.120 is appreciative of it

00:43:17.740 I know it is and I'm proud of it

00:43:19.560 so as long as you can start making things

00:43:22.160 and keep making things that you're proud of bro you should never have that feeling i haven't had

00:43:26.260 that feeling in forever that's great that's looking awesome and then a leprechaun jumped

00:43:29.640 off the roof and said you pass you you pass this level yes yeah i leveled up i think the envy there

00:43:36.420 lies in uh people who make their living and operate on a craft that is not social media 0.93

00:43:44.580 yeah and you look at these people who are musicians right or they're fucking athletes or 0.66

00:43:49.340 actors like in the traditional world and they're posting pictures of like look at the weird shape 0.96

00:43:54.580 of my dog's shit today and it's a picture it gets 622 likes or something like and they don't give 0.97

00:44:01.460 a fuck they don't care because they're like yo this instagram promotion engine does not 1.00

00:44:07.360 fucking matter it really doesn't i don't care it does not follow any rapper on instagram and you 1.00

00:44:11.620 will see that it's just a lot of whatever the fuck yeah honestly though uh let me merge the 0.98

00:44:18.620 do conversation perspective here uh because i was also worried about the relevancy thing i said 0.77

00:44:23.340 i've said this before bro look at some of the biggest artists in the world and go look at their

00:44:27.400 engagement on instagram it's not that good no it's bad i'm right i'll use tyke as an example i

00:44:33.300 always go to him probably 20 million followers uh maybe two one to one to three percent engagement

00:44:39.100 depending on what the post is it's not great but also the man is selling out huge shows yeah so

00:44:43.500 At what point are these arbitrary numbers on social media

00:44:49.160 actually telling you anything about who you are

00:44:51.460 and what you provide?

00:44:52.620 Yeah.

00:44:53.160 I'm sure you could sell out a show,

00:44:55.000 any comedy show,

00:44:56.620 probably anywhere in the world,

00:44:57.780 especially at College Town.

00:44:58.920 Oh, yeah.

00:44:59.560 And I wanted to ask about that,

00:45:00.840 doing a little bridge here.

00:45:02.120 Do you ever go back to college, bro?

00:45:04.060 You're like probably a god if you were to go back.

00:45:06.640 This past weekend,

00:45:07.600 I had a show at this theater in Chico.

00:45:10.120 You guys remember Chico?

00:45:11.280 Just a nut.

00:45:12.780 it's like florida but in the mountains it's insane it's aggressive and both those shows were 0.91

00:45:17.900 like sold out it's just like just the crowd just fucking just just so pumped with adderall just so 0.73

00:45:24.040 let's go they just loved it did you did you crush them it was great it's so much fun i mean college 0.95

00:45:29.140 cities any any city where that performance has like big college market over there is always

00:45:32.900 fantastic you know i was just in phoenix it's like that's so close to asu yeah it's like that's 0.70

00:45:37.320 the demo because that's the demo i reach online so it merged the two it's fucking awesome are you

00:45:41.440 ever worried that because they are 0.83

00:45:43.420 your demo, you may not

00:45:45.380 be as funny as they think

00:45:47.440 you are. Just because they're going to laugh

00:45:49.380 at everything, right? It's almost like you can't lose.

00:45:51.120 Mike says a joke on his MTV show and

00:45:53.280 he has a laugh track. An audience is

00:45:55.320 paid there to laugh. He'll never

00:45:56.920 know if he's not funny. That's why sometimes I'll take

00:45:59.360 a joke if I do it in front of my crowd and it

00:46:01.360 works, I'll do it in a random LA show. I'll be like,

00:46:03.480 okay, because if he gets his joke, or if he gets a laugh

00:46:05.420 in front of random people and it's legit funny,

00:46:07.400 but when you're in front of your own audience, bro, you could sneeze 0.94

00:46:09.260 and they're like, that's fucking hilarious, dude. 0.99

00:46:11.440 that he always sneezes like that it's like the king of sneezing dude he fucking that's what he 0.98

00:46:17.520 does you know checks and balances i think and so just kind of just trying to weigh it out is it 0.85

00:46:21.480 universally funny or just funny to my people you ever uh do anything speaking of colleges you ever

00:46:25.920 do anything with the nilk boys or you know who they are we shot a video together and it was one 1.00

00:46:29.600 about like uh bullying other people's lands and we got kicked out i think i saw that we got kicked 0.98

00:46:34.160 out and like so me and uh churley did it with them and like we got kicked out of four bowling

00:46:37.440 islands we had to reschedule and then uh they ended up shooting on a different week but yeah

00:46:40.980 dude those guys are just legends they're crushing what do you do you have uh what do you think about

00:46:45.720 their like content direction and do you ever feel do you feel like responsibility for the content

00:46:50.580 they are they are pretty much as far removed from any like desire to to appease anyone's like 0.97

00:46:58.880 thoughts on what societal norms like they don't give a fuck dude that church one they just did 0.97

00:47:03.300 shotgunning beers in church people were pissed about that they they also did a video in church 0.98

00:47:10.600 where they would confess to the priest 0.99

00:47:12.480 that they fucked their cousin? 0.99

00:47:14.960 Has that come out yet? 0.99

00:47:15.980 Yeah, it's out.

00:47:17.060 They are not.

00:47:18.900 What happened with that?

00:47:20.660 He just kept saying...

00:47:22.740 Watch this video.

00:47:23.440 It was a real priest,

00:47:24.820 and they just kept saying...

00:47:26.160 Kyle just kept saying,

00:47:27.920 Father, my cousin.

00:47:29.500 And it's like, your cousin what?

00:47:30.460 He's like,

00:47:31.840 my cousin, Father.

00:47:33.120 My own cousin.

00:47:33.940 I mean, that's the thing about social media, though. 1.00

00:47:36.580 That's, like, groundbreaking shit. 0.99

00:47:38.680 Like, nobody's doing that. 0.99

00:47:39.320 Everything's been done,

00:47:40.000 And so you got to break it by doing something.

00:47:41.600 But no, those guys are legendary. 0.96

00:47:42.920 The wine tasting one had me fucking dead. 0.99

00:47:44.360 Crazy. 1.00

00:47:45.120 Just old ass white people trying to enjoy their Saturday. 1.00

00:47:47.640 And they're just chugging. 1.00

00:47:48.920 Smashing everything.

00:47:49.840 Just chugging 92 Pinot Grigio.

00:47:51.720 And people are just like, what are you doing? 0.97

00:47:54.020 Steve's nuts. 0.92

00:47:54.900 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:47:55.840 He's a fucking lunatic, dude. 1.00

00:47:57.800 How long does Steve last? 1.00

00:47:58.900 Does anybody have a...

00:47:59.660 I was having this conversation with someone random the other day

00:48:02.740 talking about how long Steve will do it.

00:48:05.800 I don't know.

00:48:07.100 When will it be Steve did it?

00:48:08.700 sometimes i say that to him when i'm out with him i'm like you know like at some point you can

00:48:12.560 be steve won't do it like you can tell people like i'm not doing that that'd be hilarious 1.00

00:48:16.360 actually if he didn't do that he calls that a half sender if you don't do it you're a fucking 0.75

00:48:21.260 half sender i feel like he just drives by rehab centers and flips it off i'll never do it yeah 0.99

00:48:25.100 dude that guy's an animal i don't know what the inside of his body looks like but god damn i'm 0.97

00:48:29.280 picturing just uh heaps of black tar just dark cans of bang energy drinks just bong resin bang 0.97

00:48:35.460 energy and chick-fil-a sandwich no but i heard i heard even uh the the main now boys are concerned

00:48:41.160 like they don't for they're concerned about the beast starting to get more um kyle kyle sees the

00:48:46.560 longevity now he knows he's built the platform and he can run with it and kyle has has been in

00:48:50.580 the gym every fucking day and they go to the gym you know that's the the classic offset scenario 0.91

00:48:54.700 where you're like yeah i fucking sucked down a whole keg last night but i did 32 push-ups and 0.99

00:49:00.220 ran a quarter mile on the fucking treadmill so i'm good i feel that you know what i'm saying so 0.97

00:49:03.960 that's the thing about them 0.99

00:49:05.240 I respect their hustle

00:49:06.200 like I

00:49:06.740 you see it from a business level

00:49:08.220 from every single level

00:49:09.420 those guys are putting in 0.97

00:49:10.300 so much damn work 0.98

00:49:11.340 they have like five different entities 0.99

00:49:12.280 now

00:49:12.540 they've got full send fitness

00:49:13.980 CB

00:49:14.300 I think they've got a CBD brand

00:49:15.800 coming out

00:49:16.380 insane

00:49:16.800 I have to ask though

00:49:18.760 full

00:49:19.760 they can't own the trademark

00:49:21.340 on full send 1.00

00:49:21.920 they're bound to get fucked 1.00

00:49:22.920 I think 1.00

00:49:23.260 they're bound to get fucked 1.00

00:49:24.820 and coming from someone 1.00

00:49:26.120 who got fucked 1.00

00:49:26.960 like 0.98

00:49:27.660 if you don't own the trademark

00:49:29.120 on full send

00:49:29.720 which by the way

00:49:30.260 if you don't think

00:49:30.840 I looked at it

00:49:31.720 when I was doing my branding

00:49:32.860 along with Savage

00:49:34.200 along with like

00:49:35.380 Always Plug

00:49:38.620 Be A Maverick even

00:49:39.840 we got that one

00:49:41.140 but Full Send was not available

00:49:43.040 so unless they bought that

00:49:44.120 and also bro

00:49:45.000 I'm concerned about this

00:49:46.080 for Mr. Beast

00:49:46.840 his shirt just say Beast on it 0.65

00:49:48.820 if you think he's the first person

00:49:50.220 to do a logo

00:49:51.540 on a chest that says Beast

00:49:53.220 yeah

00:49:53.640 you gotta spell it weird

00:49:54.900 I didn't think the word

00:49:55.740 existed

00:49:56.320 he's

00:49:57.220 is that a word?

00:49:59.400 well he's smart

00:50:00.360 so I wouldn't be surprised

00:50:01.160 if he purchased

00:50:02.260 some sort of

00:50:02.940 but that's

00:50:03.700 the tag says

00:50:04.700 something different

00:50:05.300 that's going to be

00:50:05.660 a big old lawsuit

00:50:06.820 or at least

00:50:07.480 a massive

00:50:08.240 cease and desist

00:50:09.020 I mean even

00:50:10.000 a cease and desist

00:50:11.020 for a company

00:50:11.520 that's doing

00:50:12.520 the numbers

00:50:12.940 that I've seen

00:50:13.620 these boys do

00:50:14.200 no cease and desist

00:50:14.980 here bro

00:50:15.400 these are lawsuits

00:50:16.120 these are a million dollars

00:50:17.480 they're making money

00:50:18.760 yeah exactly

00:50:19.740 do you have a filter

00:50:21.320 because

00:50:22.180 being in the comedy world

00:50:24.860 yeah

00:50:25.160 you know

00:50:25.920 you kind of have

00:50:28.260 a little bit of freedom

00:50:29.220 to do

00:50:29.840 to say and do a lot

00:50:30.960 but then again

00:50:33.160 you could still get cancelled

00:50:34.620 if you slip up and say something

00:50:36.660 wrong. It's crazy. I mean like they'll find

00:50:38.840 like something you wrote on a piece of paper in like third grade 0.99

00:50:41.000 and like what the fuck is this? 0.99

00:50:43.000 It's a stick figure drawing. Why does everybody have to do a stick figure? 0.99

00:50:45.420 Like I don't fucking, what does that mean? 1.00

00:50:46.820 Is she anorexic? I don't know. It's a stick figure. 1.00

00:50:50.240 Dude, I

00:50:50.800 don't, I mean for the most part I'm

00:50:52.740 not clean but I'm just not

00:50:54.720 edgy or offensive. Nobody like leaves

00:50:56.980 my videos and be like that guy's

00:50:58.940 gnarly. That guy's got a stand.

00:51:00.960 you know because some some comedians that are like like the hodge twins are just full like

00:51:06.420 republican i'm like that's all you i don't care what side you are on but like i just kind of

00:51:11.780 it's just dumb bro comedy videos just something you can just watch it's also there's topics that

00:51:16.680 as long as you steer clear of yeah you're which which if you do a good enough job of steering 0.84

00:51:21.020 clear of most of those topics you'll be okay and i i also think though or i guess i'll ask you

00:51:25.960 do you think that if you come out of the gates you're a little edgy i mean you cook in the

00:51:30.940 energy on a stove with a spoon it's not bad but it's a little bit yeah do you think that you're

00:51:36.880 coming out of the gate as someone who could be considered at least slightly edgy insulates you 0.75

00:51:42.600 a little bit from bullshit because like the first thing i did when i first started making my own 0.96

00:51:46.520 content was loaded up with porn stars drug references fast food and every other potentially 0.99

00:51:51.960 harmful thing to you so that when when i do go over the line people somebody will say did you 0.87

00:51:57.100 expect any fucking different yeah like riley reed is his main character in every piece of his 0.70

00:52:01.960 content did you really expect him not to go this route yeah that's true but i also think brands 0.97

00:52:06.140 know the value of like how much an audience fucks with you so if they love you and anytime you do a

00:52:10.440 swipe up people like we got to see what that product is then they'll be like all right we

00:52:13.260 can as long as he's not doing anything super crazy some it depends it really depends what

00:52:17.980 the brand is but like if you're if you're chasing multi-million dollar brand deals like good 0.61

00:52:23.780 fucking luck dude yeah you'll get your one-offs because you got good engagement all the time

00:52:28.380 but he did it right i think mcgregor has that uh too and that he like his nickname is literally 0.99

00:52:33.120 literally the notorious so he can throw a dolly through a bus and punch an old man in the face

00:52:37.720 and no one no one really it's on the name tag what did you expect me to help an old lady across

00:52:43.440 the street i'm kicking that wheelchair over and then he did the stories and then he did the best

00:52:48.120 thing ever and came out with an alcohol you know what i'm saying like like if you as long as you 0.99

00:52:51.760 yeah as long as you launch your brand you just stick to it like dude i'm not like i would can

00:52:56.320 probably put out a pretty good condom brand right now dude you know what i'm saying like like if you

00:53:01.960 stay true to like what you are yeah but i don't use like with your face printed on it you know 0.73

00:53:07.080 exactly that's good that's good you should make a condom where your face is at the very end so 0.99

00:53:12.640 every man is fucking and your face is on the tip of their penis that's amazing dude that's just 0.99

00:53:17.820 free three sums for you dude that'd be that's dope i'm gonna consider that 1.00

00:53:21.300 what do you do when people say you aren't funny oh dude it fucks me it depends on the mood i'm in 0.67

00:53:28.040 really wait really it does because it's like i don't know if i'm just having a bad day or just

00:53:32.960 like a slow or i'm just like tired somebody hits me or something i'm just like all right

00:53:36.380 it affects me more than it should which i mean i mean you've probably talked about this a million

00:53:40.440 times you just block all this shit out it's weird sometimes i look at it and i laugh and i'm like 0.99

00:53:44.300 yeah that's somebody put time in their life to write like this shit weak and then spells weak 0.99

00:53:49.000 the wrong week and you're like all right grammar's weak buddy and then uh i've like typed shit out 0.98

00:53:54.480 but i'm like i don't want to be like do you ever fire back no it's just it looks weird you know i 0.84

00:53:58.760 need to stop have you ever killed someone spencer nice no it just depends i think if it hits an

00:54:08.480 insecurity or if somebody like hits a niche comment they're like wow this character's a lot

00:54:13.080 like this character? Does this guy got any more characters?

00:54:15.020 And you're like, oh, fuck. 1.00

00:54:16.760 Sometimes some of these comments 1.00

00:54:19.060 are so accurate.

00:54:21.280 What was the one you showed me the other day that described

00:54:23.140 exactly what we were doing?

00:54:25.000 If it's in-depth, you're like, alright. 1.00

00:54:28.000 You got a window in this fucking house? 0.99

00:54:29.820 I think it was 1.00

00:54:31.240 something about us thinking

00:54:33.180 about the tweet and then coming up

00:54:35.320 with a perfect gift.

00:54:36.340 Yeah, like him and Mike are probably

00:54:39.040 sitting together

00:54:40.940 in some

00:54:42.860 conference room coming up and I'm like that's

00:54:45.100 quite literally exactly what's happening

00:54:46.840 we've been talking about how to fire back at this

00:54:49.020 and somebody said it and it's like that one

00:54:51.120 wasn't as much of an attack but like I 0.99

00:54:52.620 we all get a lot of shit I think 0.99

00:54:55.160 innately being on the internet you're 1.00

00:54:57.160 going to receive hate

00:54:58.960 and it's just like well the bigger you get also people don't

00:55:01.120 think you're going to see it they think that you're at a

00:55:03.120 level so you're like that guy's probably so

00:55:05.000 busy driving Lambo she's not going to look at his comments

00:55:06.780 I'm at a Chick-fil-A drive

00:55:08.260 my card just got declined 0.99

00:55:10.500 The chick we showed at the beginning of the show 1.00

00:55:12.440 She's like reading a bible watching impulsive 1.00

00:55:14.440 And she's just like oh my god 1.00

00:55:16.300 Yes facts

00:55:17.480 And a lot of them too

00:55:20.300 Like even more to your point of them

00:55:22.260 Not thinking you'll see it there was also a lot of them that

00:55:24.380 Like

00:55:26.460 They're your fans they're saying it

00:55:28.320 So like I'll have ones that are like 1.00

00:55:30.080 Hey you old fuck like 1.00

00:55:32.220 Scumbag piece of shit you're not funny 1.00

00:55:34.460 And then I'm like hey man fuck you 1.00

00:55:36.320 What are you doing with your life and they're like I'm watching your videos 1.00

00:55:38.360 Because I'm your biggest fan man I can't believe you 0.98

00:55:40.240 respond to it and i'm like bro is there any way you could have done it in a more positive fucking 0.98

00:55:45.260 manner dude god dang but that also kind of reassures you like oh they're not doing shit 0.97

00:55:49.200 with their time like to the point where they get genuinely stoked to somebody they were just 0.98

00:55:51.960 talking shit if you are online talking shit to anyone for any reason whatsoever you are losing 0.97

00:55:59.240 i'm sorry dude if you are online wasting your day yeah unless you're like the biggest in some 1.00

00:56:06.140 vertical and you're like being a critic and giving constructive criticism i understand that

00:56:10.360 hey this joke would have been funnier if you did a b and c different story but if you're just out 1.00

00:56:14.360 there throwing out like that shit was weak week yeah go fuck yourself bro like what are you doing 1.00

00:56:20.900 with your life i mean i've also been in the position where i was gonna write something 1.00

00:56:23.520 because i saw somebody like steal my joke or steal my idea and then i just kept scrolling i was like 0.89

00:56:26.820 oh wow it's gone the problem's fucking done yeah and then you're like you just forget about it it 0.87

00:56:30.900 doesn't matter in a week is it going to matter no fact a week yeah i mean i think that's what's 0.94

00:56:36.360 also good about the hate though is this is like a barrier to entry like if you can't overcome that

00:56:41.920 you're not going to make it so it's like it does kind of it does set you apart if you can take that

00:56:46.760 hate on and just overcome it if you can use it for feedback yeah right correct yeah never it never

00:56:52.660 rarely though like it's because there's because the thing about online sentiment that is different

00:57:00.300 than verbal feedback is that you never can really be sure what place the person is coming from to

00:57:07.100 deliver it right you know what i'm saying like maybe you said something shitty about the state 0.99

00:57:11.380 of michigan now this motherfucker from michigan thinks you're not funny your clothes are whack 0.99

00:57:17.060 you're have a shitty hairline and you're too old to be doing it but guess what they don't think 1.00

00:57:21.320 any of those things deep stop attacking michigan yeah no but like but like it's you never know 0.99

00:57:26.680 where they're actually coming from they're angry if they hate themselves when somebody comes up to

00:57:29.640 and gives you feedback in person you're like oh this person's clearly angry i'm not going to take

00:57:33.180 this or this person has a background they're qualified to tell me this it's a wild west dude 0.95

00:57:38.020 if there's ever like an overload of like negativity on my shit where it doesn't really happen anymore 0.82

00:57:43.780 but maybe like a year ago where i'd start to like question myself yeah and my validity as a human 0.88

00:57:47.900 and comfortability with myself i'll always go out in public and engage real life sentiment

00:57:53.420 and it's saying anything it's either one of two things one absolutely nothing because they don't 0.97

00:57:57.180 know who i am and they're indifferent to this random fucking chotch walking around michaels 0.91

00:58:00.720 or two yo can i get a picture love your content exactly it is never the things i read which are 0.97

00:58:06.460 you know like what the horrible things horrible never because like yo like quite honestly that

00:58:12.020 ain't real life i have to ask do you because you are you're very calm and collected in person

00:58:18.140 are people ever do do people ever try to put you on the spot or like girls specific like i've had

00:58:24.280 girls tell me in real life they're like

00:58:25.560 I thought you were funny and I'm just like yo 1.00

00:58:28.160 shut the fuck up oh my god all 0.98

00:58:30.240 the time or since like that bang energy 0.99

00:58:32.360 and the Kyle characters have so much energy

00:58:34.180 they walk up to me with all

00:58:36.280 energy I'm like dude I'm pretty introverted

00:58:37.880 oh yeah oh that's the worst

00:58:40.180 yeah dude I'm just trying

00:58:42.320 to walk across the street and they're like yelling at

00:58:44.320 me but yeah

00:58:46.160 but or the this just 0.99

00:58:48.240 happened over the weekend this girl goes my friend told me you're pretty 0.99

00:58:50.180 funny prove it 0.99

00:58:51.380 shut up for who 0.92

00:58:53.880 shut up that's when you just run you run away i literally said no i want to hang out with my 1.00

00:58:58.960 friends and she's like whatever but also we're in a bar of 300 people it's loud as fuck we'll 1.00

00:59:03.840 just get out my phone like what's the difference between a groundhog and a girlfriend like there's 0.57

00:59:09.020 no you can't win even if i did my best joke my clothes are for stand-up like she'd be like i

00:59:13.680 don't get it yeah no facts there's nothing you can say in that scenario that would like help

00:59:17.580 The setting is key.

00:59:18.980 It's so key.

00:59:19.760 There's a few of those.

00:59:21.340 And I hate to make this like a sex thing, 1.00

00:59:24.940 but for me, it always seems to be the women 1.00

00:59:27.780 who are like, wait, do you do YouTube? 1.00

00:59:31.280 And I'm like, bitch, 1.00

00:59:31.900 I know you just fucking searched my Instagram in a corner 1.00

00:59:33.660 and came up to me. 0.99

00:59:34.860 Right.

00:59:36.080 And then they pick up, what's your Instagram?

00:59:37.700 And they're already on your page.

00:59:38.660 Already on it.

00:59:39.320 Already on it.

00:59:40.240 Isn't that crazy?

00:59:41.960 It's like with the magnetic force,

00:59:43.360 and let's just pull it out.

00:59:44.540 I'm a Libra. 1.00

00:59:45.600 I've actually seen that a lot with chicks lately, too. 0.95

00:59:47.380 they'll be like what's your instagram and then i tell them and then they pull their my page up

00:59:50.500 they're like oh i'm already following you how come you're not following me back and i'm just like

00:59:54.620 holy shit that was a great strategy and then they're like no but you're like i'm just trying

00:59:58.360 to battle my car here yeah that's so funny yeah it's my fate one of my favorite things to do are 0.97

01:00:04.060 actually most uncomfortable but i i i'm pretty good at it is trying to get out of those scenarios

01:00:09.380 where someone has you cornered and that you're not following them back yeah and they're literally

01:00:13.680 they're like pull up my Instagram

01:00:16.020 right now and follow me back

01:00:17.720 and I am so

01:00:20.080 smooth with it

01:00:20.780 is that a

01:00:24.120 bird in this building

01:00:25.140 is that a javelin missile

01:00:26.700 or like I'll wait what I'll do

01:00:30.040 is I'll pause if you pause in a

01:00:32.100 public place long enough someone

01:00:33.900 will always come up to you

01:00:35.180 how come you're not following back

01:00:39.520 she just takes her phone

01:00:40.540 and does it

01:00:41.280 I just pretend I like short out

01:00:44.420 But somebody will always come up to you and be like

01:00:46.100 Yo you want to get a shot and I'm like

01:00:47.760 I'll be right back

01:00:48.800 I'll be right back

01:00:49.720 I actually gain a lot of respect

01:00:54.120 For someone when I ask them their Instagram

01:00:55.920 They pull it up

01:00:57.820 Because they type it in and they don't follow

01:00:59.960 Themselves back you know you'll have the occasional person

01:01:01.940 Who's like look it up follow and I'm like 0.99

01:01:03.760 By the way that's fucked 0.98

01:01:05.960 Oh yeah and funny they like show you 0.99

01:01:07.940 The follow

01:01:08.280 and you're like

01:01:09.780 alright 0.99

01:01:10.280 I'll hit you later 0.99

01:01:11.620 and by the way 0.97

01:01:12.320 you've automatically

01:01:13.380 earned yourself

01:01:13.960 a position where

01:01:14.640 I will never

01:01:15.000 hit you up

01:01:15.520 ever

01:01:15.800 later

01:01:16.200 ever

01:01:16.560 this guy

01:01:17.820 cornered me

01:01:18.160 at a bar

01:01:18.620 and he was a box 0.97

01:01:19.360 he's like 0.98

01:01:19.540 I'll train you

01:01:20.040 you wanna get buff

01:01:20.580 I don't need to be

01:01:21.640 I would look weird

01:01:22.240 buff

01:01:22.540 I look like carrot top

01:01:23.380 I don't need this

01:01:23.980 alright

01:01:24.220 and then he grabs

01:01:25.380 my phone

01:01:25.640 he's like 0.99

01:01:25.860 I'm gonna hit you

01:01:26.480 with personal training 0.73

01:01:27.180 he's DMing me

01:01:27.780 the next day

01:01:28.160 what time we train

01:01:29.080 and I'm like

01:01:29.440 a boxer

01:01:30.500 that guy could 1.00

01:01:31.360 beat my ass 1.00

01:01:31.860 regardless 1.00

01:01:32.300 so now you have

01:01:34.240 to follow him

01:01:34.740 so now I train

01:01:35.140 with him every Tuesday

01:01:35.760 bro you gotta

01:01:37.380 to put him on mute if that's a great that's the best thing thank you guys just just to hit on this

01:01:42.740 real quick you said you look weird jacked um this this this isn't this might not always be true do

01:01:49.120 you know this comedian kumail yeah dude he just posted that picture of the day have you are you 0.91

01:01:54.400 fucking kidding me yeah when you zoom into his arm it's like dude how how much i stuff did he 0.87

01:01:59.320 i looked at this for two minutes straight and thought it was photoshop these are real photos 0.98

01:02:04.800 dude this dude had the transformation of the decade yeah how many bangs do you think he had

01:02:12.000 oh my god dude look at this look at this holy oh my god old him knew him wow he won it's like

01:02:20.220 almost like a bezos transformation right there dude he's training with yeah so he's training

01:02:26.220 for the marvel character which by the way i thought was i thought that was a joke too i just

01:02:30.780 i don't know i couldn't because he's a comedian typically right but i was gonna be a badass

01:02:33.840 superhero what if he just had like one line in the marvel movie just got jacked

01:02:36.860 these uh these training regiments for movies um are absolutely insane i remember when i did bay

01:02:46.340 watch i saw zach efron he took his shirt off and he was yeah he was the most he was the most

01:02:51.360 ripped person i've ever seen in my life ever i wouldn't be able to fall asleep at night no

01:02:55.060 facts me i can't and i talked to the producer i was like how how do we uh less two training

01:03:01.240 practices a day for like three months straight and a gallon of steroids that'll do i would put

01:03:08.360 money down that's steroids i don't know dude he doesn't once you get that vascular that's roids

01:03:13.760 bro i think so that's right have you ever taken any steroids uh like six there you know like when

01:03:18.320 you have i mean when i was like seven i took like six count dude when you're seven like when it goes

01:03:22.520 up in your butthole like for being sick like steroids i thought you're just out on the 0.99

01:03:26.980 playground like don't fucking look at me yo man can you do me get my ass man no i uh six years 1.00

01:03:34.740 no i i've not done steroids which is why i've i made so much fun of them in training for this 0.99

01:03:39.680 last fight because everyone's like yo he's on steroids and i was like well i hope they don't 0.76

01:03:42.840 fucking catch me meanwhile were you just that kid that was always naturally jacked or was there like 0.87

01:03:48.240 a point in your life in high school where you just like hit the gym every day oh yeah bro i remember 0.98

01:03:51.480 uh no i wasn't i wasn't naturally jacked i was i was they called me shrimp i was the smallest

01:03:55.880 What happened?

01:03:56.660 Because in that video where you had the shiner, you looked like a normal fella.

01:04:00.120 Yeah, I was small until junior year, and I came up to my football coach, and I patted

01:04:04.260 him on the back. 0.99

01:04:04.800 He turned around, and he's like, holy shit. 0.99

01:04:06.120 I was taller than him all of a sudden. 1.00

01:04:07.940 Guess who's starting now, bitch. 1.00

01:04:09.120 Yeah, no, for real, though. 1.00

01:04:10.760 For real.

01:04:11.100 Guess who's coaching now.

01:04:12.240 It was the same year I bullied my coach into submission.

01:04:18.100 What was his name again?

01:04:18.700 Coach what?

01:04:19.200 Coach Campo.

01:04:20.300 Coach Campo. 0.99

01:04:21.260 He fucked a lot of people's lives up, dude. 0.99

01:04:23.100 Really? 0.99

01:04:23.560 Nah.

01:04:24.520 Where'd you grow up?

01:04:25.300 You said Ohio? 0.97

01:04:25.880 but he was definitely a dick dude and it made me question now that i'm gonna a fully rational 0.99

01:04:33.260 obviously grown-ass adult man some of these some of the way these uh coaches and teachers 0.99

01:04:40.560 interact with children is not okay no it's not okay and as a kid i was like this is normal

01:04:47.220 this is normal my teachers hit me on the thigh during a fire drill and is yelling at me and 1.00

01:04:51.520 lying to me about where she hid my saxophone you bitch imagine that shit in like the 50s though 1.00

01:04:59.580 they used to just like punch people in the back of the head it was okay oh yeah and then they go 1.00

01:05:04.160 home to their parents and this is a serious thing now is like parents go into the school to get mad

01:05:09.420 at the people to discipline so now they're not even disciplining kids like kids are just running

01:05:13.280 around getting in fights and they're not even getting suspended you know i told him i had

01:05:16.280 problems with my music teacher too when i was younger her name was mrs nightzel did you just 0.98

01:05:20.320 wrestlers she used to take fucking 0.91

01:05:21.960 no I sent my parents in 1.00

01:05:24.160 but she rightfully so she was

01:05:26.320 taking fully 0.99

01:05:27.400 like big erasers that were filled with

01:05:30.280 all the chalk dust and smashing them on kids

01:05:32.380 heads bro and the chalk 1.00

01:05:34.300 was so proof that's a pretty beast move on her 0.99

01:05:36.220 she would just go she would just be like 1.00

01:05:37.900 no fucking talking 0.99

01:05:39.300 LeBron James got that from her 1.00

01:05:42.420 oh yeah Miss Knight's inspired fucking 1.00

01:05:44.440 LeBron 1.00

01:05:45.080 she sucked 1.00

01:05:48.300 dude 0.99

01:05:48.840 What is going on

01:05:50.580 I know I just don't know if I really want to do it 1.00

01:05:55.800 Nah fuck that shit dude 1.00

01:05:56.840 What happened the last time Dylan came up with a format for the show 1.00

01:05:59.260 It ended up on the night shift

01:06:00.320 That's true

01:06:02.580 Dylan made us do a game

01:06:04.320 Where me and Mike wanted to see if we knew each other

01:06:06.940 Better than Spencer and his girlfriend Angel

01:06:09.060 Turns out we did

01:06:10.160 It was like an hour podcast

01:06:12.100 It was a ton of fun but it just wasn't a podcast

01:06:14.620 It was a game show

01:06:15.720 and now it ended up

01:06:17.800 as the first ever

01:06:18.500 sloppy seconds edition

01:06:19.660 of the night shift

01:06:20.300 how many people

01:06:21.600 pitch you your app

01:06:22.340 what's up

01:06:23.540 how many people

01:06:24.000 pitch you their app

01:06:24.720 oh dude

01:06:25.480 this guy

01:06:25.940 people pitch me sketch ideas

01:06:27.560 and it just got awful

01:06:29.120 it just cornered me

01:06:30.300 at a bar

01:06:30.700 this guy was like

01:06:31.180 hey you want to play

01:06:31.700 the basketball hoops

01:06:32.640 I was just in Texas

01:06:33.400 he goes you want to play

01:06:34.480 I was like sure

01:06:35.340 I just thought

01:06:35.900 he was a random guy

01:06:36.640 he goes love your videos man

01:06:37.820 so hey I was thinking

01:06:38.480 about this

01:06:38.900 and I was like

01:06:40.980 on the left side

01:06:41.560 so I couldn't escape

01:06:42.280 and I hadn't gone yet

01:06:43.280 and I was just like

01:06:43.980 I was just missing

01:06:44.580 all of them

01:06:45.020 just on purpose

01:06:45.480 It's like, yeah, yeah, that's crazy.

01:06:46.300 That's awesome.

01:06:46.940 That sounds great. 0.97

01:06:47.500 Yeah, a lot of trash ideas. 0.99

01:06:50.000 You'll gas him up? 0.99

01:06:51.220 Just like low-key?

01:06:52.480 I just do a lot of head nods.

01:06:53.700 Like, yeah, yeah, for sure.

01:06:54.380 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:06:54.960 And then he's like, how can I get you to see it?

01:06:56.020 I was like, bro, just DM me.

01:06:56.820 The DM is the voicemail. 0.99

01:06:58.140 That is my favorite fucking line. 1.00

01:07:00.080 Just DM me. 1.00

01:07:00.660 I say that all the time.

01:07:02.540 I'm like, yo, just send me a DM, bro. 0.99

01:07:03.960 And it goes right into that fucking no-go zone. 0.98

01:07:06.720 Just finger all layups. 1.00

01:07:08.020 If you say no, the guy, Trevor Wallace guy's an asshole. 1.00

01:07:09.860 But you're like, just DM me. 1.00

01:07:10.780 He's like, he's probably busy. 1.00

01:07:11.860 I'm an asshole 1.00

01:07:12.660 but also busy 1.00

01:07:13.400 I can't

01:07:16.040 I can't lie to people dude

01:07:17.240 if someone pitches me a sketch

01:07:18.460 and it's bad

01:07:19.100 I'll be like

01:07:19.440 I'm not gonna lie

01:07:20.220 that's horrible

01:07:21.100 but you say it in that way

01:07:22.600 but it's horrible

01:07:23.500 that's really bad

01:07:23.840 and they're like

01:07:24.700 really?

01:07:25.160 I'm like

01:07:25.600 yeah

01:07:26.680 I don't know how to tell you

01:07:27.760 go back to work dude

01:07:28.580 it's my opinion

01:07:29.040 I could be wrong

01:07:29.560 it's funny

01:07:30.540 it happens all the time

01:07:31.260 I think that's good

01:07:31.860 and usually I'm there with them too

01:07:33.540 and I'll be like

01:07:34.260 I'm sorry man

01:07:35.600 that literally is the worst

01:07:36.500 I've ever heard in my time

01:07:37.600 more people keep walking up

01:07:38.960 it's terrible

01:07:39.540 everybody's at Universal City

01:07:41.840 But he's like, it's not a good idea.

01:07:43.680 They have it up on the billboard.

01:07:46.140 Horrible idea by this man.

01:07:49.360 So you don't get any app pitches, though?

01:07:51.020 Logan gets quite a few.

01:07:52.080 At least a few per week.

01:07:54.740 No app pitches.

01:07:55.880 I think that's next level.

01:07:57.800 That's when you get to like it.

01:07:58.940 Because he gets a lot of let's link and build.

01:08:00.820 That's their favorite.

01:08:03.180 Dude, let's link.

01:08:04.660 What are you doing next week?

01:08:05.900 Not answering your call.

01:08:07.000 do you intentionally

01:08:09.920 avoid like

01:08:12.500 the

01:08:13.440 digital

01:08:15.060 culture I guess

01:08:16.720 like the digital

01:08:17.340 clicks here in LA

01:08:18.240 pretty much

01:08:18.760 I don't know how

01:08:20.440 I haven't seen you out

01:08:21.200 at all

01:08:21.620 do you go out

01:08:23.020 yeah

01:08:23.960 I like to go out

01:08:24.720 but usually if I go out

01:08:25.500 it's just with like

01:08:26.000 I have a college friends

01:08:26.780 out here

01:08:27.100 or I'll just go out

01:08:27.780 with guys like

01:08:28.180 where you go

01:08:29.260 a lot of like

01:08:30.140 I used to live in

01:08:30.720 Santa Monica for three years

01:08:31.680 so west side

01:08:32.240 like bungalow 0.99

01:08:33.240 oh god damn 1.00

01:08:34.300 oh you go to bars 1.00

01:08:35.260 and shit 1.00

01:08:35.660 yeah shit like that 0.99

01:08:36.560 clubs not so much but uh yeah kind of just like people call me a youtuber i'm like i kind of just 0.99

01:08:41.340 upload my shit on youtube it's not like i'm a youtuber youtuber is more like straight to camera

01:08:45.800 kind of you know variations of that but i'm like i mean yeah i'm not as much in that world you know 0.97

01:08:51.680 i know the gist of the the surface stuff you know like the davids and the tannas and all that you

01:08:56.100 know i definitely watch this shit but like uh i'm not not so much in uh like the beef world and all 0.98

01:09:00.820 that stuff going on yeah what about girls you like girls do i like girls god damn i like girls 0.99

01:09:06.340 yeah dude I mean 0.98

01:09:08.420 that's probably no girlfriend

01:09:10.120 I gotta go right now 1.00

01:09:12.020 oh shit yeah god damn it 0.99

01:09:14.080 jig is up guys 0.99

01:09:16.020 jig is up dude we're gonna flash our Instagram 1.00

01:09:18.020 sorry ladies oh you can't have sex with Jessica 1.00

01:09:20.400 it was the girl 1.00

01:09:21.240 the girl with the bible quote so

01:09:24.320 you know you're already dating her

01:09:26.060 you know so it says taken

01:09:27.940 nearby with a little ring emoji

01:09:29.300 how long you been with said girl

01:09:31.360 just a couple months actually nothing too crazy

01:09:33.780 but you know it is

01:09:35.760 I just wanted to take

01:09:37.200 I just wanted to keep my mind off

01:09:38.460 just like scrolling through DMs

01:09:39.840 and be like

01:09:40.240 I just didn't like how like

01:09:42.040 time consuming

01:09:42.780 and just going on

01:09:43.440 terrible first dates

01:09:44.420 and you're halfway through

01:09:45.680 a first date

01:09:46.160 you go on first dates

01:09:46.980 yeah

01:09:47.680 good for you

01:09:48.260 yeah I mean

01:09:48.840 but more like 0.61

01:09:49.480 you want to meet up with a girl

01:09:50.180 something just through DMs

01:09:51.340 then you're halfway through

01:09:52.080 and you're like

01:09:52.560 oh this is you as a person

01:09:55.380 and it's just like

01:09:56.420 you don't do like a

01:09:57.580 you don't try to

01:09:58.160 like I

01:09:58.580 if I'm really going in blind

01:10:00.380 I'll do a FaceTime before

01:10:01.460 I try to gauge

01:10:02.220 gauge energy or something

01:10:03.820 or like

01:10:04.460 that's good

01:10:05.160 Well, it's a vetting process.

01:10:06.060 I go in blind.

01:10:07.440 That's dangerous, bro.

01:10:07.840 I have no idea what she sounds like. 0.96

01:10:09.260 And I get, there's like a chainsaw.

01:10:10.580 And I'm like, all right, well, let's go to a heavy metal concert. 0.92

01:10:13.980 She comes in and she's just, yeah, she's terrible.

01:10:16.500 And you're like, but you had 65,000 on Instagram.

01:10:19.140 You should have at least been something better than this, dude.

01:10:21.120 Oh, my God.

01:10:21.440 There's been so many times where like five minutes into a day, she's like, have you been

01:10:23.880 to a Dan Bilzerian party?

01:10:24.740 I'm like, all right.

01:10:25.360 Check, please.

01:10:26.880 And we're out.

01:10:28.340 I was like, you were doing so good.

01:10:30.100 Do you by chance know those girls' names?

01:10:32.640 Oh, this would be great. 1.00

01:10:33.840 I mean she's the type of girl 0.66

01:10:35.180 that'll be like

01:10:35.700 she's like 0.95

01:10:36.680 so many girls in LA 0.99

01:10:37.680 are first name basis people 1.00

01:10:39.060 so they'll be like

01:10:39.720 yeah it's with Alex

01:10:40.340 the other day

01:10:40.600 you're like Alex

01:10:41.040 and she's like 1.00

01:10:41.880 chain smokers

01:10:42.720 and you're like

01:10:43.020 you didn't need to say that

01:10:44.720 okay

01:10:45.160 yo he knows

01:10:45.980 he knows a lot about it

01:10:48.020 like this

01:10:48.480 he can like talk about the scene

01:10:49.960 really seamlessly

01:10:50.820 dude

01:10:51.160 every girl out here 1.00

01:10:52.000 has a chain smoker story 1.00

01:10:53.060 and it is hilarious

01:10:53.900 oh yeah 1.00

01:10:54.320 and I've even heard girls talk 1.00

01:10:55.800 they'll be like

01:10:56.340 yeah Logan was there

01:10:57.360 I was like

01:10:57.840 yeah but he doesn't know

01:10:58.780 that you were there

01:10:59.320 okay so there's a big difference

01:11:00.800 we're all in Los Angeles

01:11:02.140 essentially

01:11:02.900 Logan was in LA that night 1.00

01:11:05.720 Every girl has a chain smoker story 1.00

01:11:09.720 It's so true 1.00

01:11:10.520 Remember the other day

01:11:11.280 Not two days ago

01:11:13.760 It's so funny 0.99

01:11:17.340 Just the first name basis shit 0.99

01:11:18.980 One of them randomly fucking followed me on Instagram the other day 0.99

01:11:21.300 No idea why I followed him back 0.99

01:11:22.940 Because he's one of the chain smokers 0.99

01:11:24.560 I was like he's probably cool as fuck 1.00

01:11:26.440 The first name basis shit is just so annoying 0.99

01:11:29.960 It's really funny 0.99

01:11:30.620 It's just so vague too

01:11:32.380 I was with David

01:11:33.120 There's so many Davids out here

01:11:34.900 Letterman?

01:11:35.480 He's just like

01:11:35.900 No Blaine

01:11:36.560 You're like 0.99

01:11:36.800 Why the fuck 0.99

01:11:37.380 We're with David Blaine 0.99

01:11:38.180 I don't know

01:11:39.320 Yeah he disappeared

01:11:40.160 He said he can be verifying

01:11:42.060 It didn't happen but

01:11:44.540 Oh my god

01:11:45.840 The scene out here is hilarious 1.00

01:11:46.760 It's fucked 0.99

01:11:47.120 I like it 1.00

01:11:47.860 I like it

01:11:48.280 No it's great

01:11:48.980 But it's so

01:11:49.640 It's a healthy balance

01:11:50.060 Nothing about it's healthy

01:11:51.560 Or balanced

01:11:52.200 Those are both

01:11:53.480 Factually

01:11:54.400 Historically incorrect

01:11:55.900 I'm just trying to be good

01:11:57.080 So if I do break up

01:11:57.980 With my girl

01:11:58.320 I'm like

01:11:58.600 You guys want to go on a date 0.99

01:11:59.940 Right ladies 1.00

01:12:00.760 pull up your Instagram on here 1.00

01:12:02.500 it's fucked dude 1.00

01:12:04.520 I was going to say 0.99

01:12:07.720 you do super

01:12:09.800 niche videos that blow up because they are

01:12:12.160 relatable to a lot of people like the frat guy

01:12:13.920 like the bang energy stuff

01:12:14.960 have you ever done like LA

01:12:18.100 centric videos because we wrestle back and forth

01:12:20.040 on doing videos about like vegans and like

01:12:21.800 getting into 0.90

01:12:24.280 clubs and all that shit 0.95

01:12:25.200 the most niche one I did was like LA people in New York 0.98

01:12:27.560 okay

01:12:28.000 okay okay i'm trying to think probably at some point but i i think all the stuff is hilarious

01:12:32.840 like you'd probably kill it i would love to do something or you know film a video at like you

01:12:37.420 know oh we tried to film a video at one oak recently but the guy's like yeah come through

01:12:41.100 and the music was just blaring he's like is that gonna be a problem and we're like yeah

01:12:44.380 what did you say is it gonna be a what we're not gonna adr an instagram sketch you know 0.99

01:12:49.940 so that was a fucking mess but um i think that'd be funny we're gonna do like fuck boys at a club 0.93

01:12:54.920 and we're going to do that at one out and it hits so much potential but let us know if you need any 0.98

01:12:59.080 uh like consulting for that like you know if you need any any content we got you man these guys can

01:13:04.640 help you out but uh yeah i should probably do more stuff like that you know because some people just

01:13:08.580 don't even know where i live which was kind of nice they're like when are you coming to la i was

01:13:11.640 like monday through friday yeah i'm here i live here well it's probably good though too because

01:13:16.320 like how much how much of that content is there out there because it's so fun it's so easy to

01:13:20.180 make la-centric content when you live in la yeah the fact that you don't fall into that i think

01:13:24.660 like one of the biggest wins nowadays for like creators is avoiding like the easy wins like just

01:13:29.180 find a way to do something that other people aren't fucking doing dude like there's just so 0.96

01:13:32.360 many fucking copycats and like everybody's doing the same shit that's why i've been so outspoken 0.98

01:13:37.200 against tiktok you're on tiktok yeah dude i've how do you guys feel about it so i've i've quickly 0.99

01:13:41.820 my side on it is i have nothing wrong the app is amazing yeah great design i love that it's a new

01:13:47.280 program i love that people are going crazy about it the one thing that i don't like it is a it 0.96

01:13:51.740 creates a really easy way for people to mimic others oh yeah hey the fucking overflow your 0.99

01:13:58.040 soda cup challenge is viral this week every single person is making the same fucking video 0.98

01:14:02.580 and so it's like it takes all of the guesswork all of the concepting all of the real art out of 0.94

01:14:06.800 the art yeah you know what i'm saying and so like bothering that like if you're if you want to make 0.99

01:14:10.380 videos where you just lip sync a song and like pop your ass out and shit's dope as fuck dude yeah i 0.97

01:14:14.760 mean i used to upload a bunch of my old instagram content on there and now that's what i mean that 0.99

01:14:18.340 I mean I was just uploading

01:14:19.600 and they're like

01:14:19.960 this is real content

01:14:21.000 because I mean

01:14:21.500 TikTok has a lot of like 0.99

01:14:22.700 shit comedy 0.99

01:14:23.800 like do you remember 0.96

01:14:24.200 that first video I showed you guys

01:14:25.240 a lot of like that stuff

01:14:26.140 yeah for sure

01:14:26.680 it's so cringe

01:14:27.600 yeah so I was uploading 0.98

01:14:28.780 my shit that I used to do 0.97

01:14:30.360 and that did well 1.00

01:14:30.940 on other platforms

01:14:31.580 and people are like

01:14:32.040 this is comedy

01:14:32.720 yeah

01:14:33.000 so just uploading a bunch 0.95

01:14:34.180 it's honestly it's fucked up 0.92

01:14:35.300 but it's my biggest platform 0.93

01:14:36.320 and I've put zero amount

01:14:37.780 of work into it

01:14:38.340 I was gonna say

01:14:38.760 I knew inevitably

01:14:40.860 I was gonna have to

01:14:41.760 stop ignoring it

01:14:42.720 because for the longest time

01:14:43.500 I was like I can't

01:14:44.460 but then when I hopped on it

01:14:45.480 I'm like yo this is

01:14:46.240 because I did Vine

01:14:48.260 and you probably felt this

01:14:49.160 what you just described

01:14:49.940 is like it's pretty 0.95

01:14:50.820 fucking easy 0.97

01:14:51.600 to make 1.00

01:14:52.340 somewhat decent shit 0.99

01:14:54.020 on there 0.99

01:14:54.400 like bro

01:14:55.220 I made this video

01:14:56.280 of me throwing a

01:14:57.060 frisbee the other day

01:14:58.320 and

01:14:59.400 I switched it

01:15:00.720 with a plate

01:15:01.300 I turned my back

01:15:02.880 and switched it

01:15:03.280 with a plate

01:15:03.680 when my friend

01:15:04.100 wasn't looking

01:15:05.580 and he didn't

01:15:06.560 notice

01:15:07.440 and I got

01:15:08.580 11.3 million views

01:15:10.580 and 1.7 million likes

01:15:12.360 look at how 1.00

01:15:13.240 fucking stupid 1.00

01:15:13.800 this is bro 1.00

01:15:14.500 demonetized

01:15:17.480 why is it like this

01:15:29.140 there's no level of

01:15:30.680 I mean like you there's literally no level

01:15:33.460 of like qual like

01:15:34.840 I'm trying to say like it can be whatever 1.00

01:15:37.280 it can be a quick one off or it can be like produce shit 1.00

01:15:39.500 or it can just be shaking your ass 1.00

01:15:41.320 like there's no like it can be literally anything 0.99

01:15:43.480 I just feel so like

01:15:44.860 I feel like

01:15:45.960 Dirty

01:15:47.760 When I make videos

01:15:48.940 It's just like I'm doing something

01:15:51.020 It's like yo anytime I get into something

01:15:53.640 Because everybody else is doing it

01:15:55.420 I feel so gross

01:15:57.740 Yes nail on the head

01:15:59.420 They're like why are you doing it

01:16:01.920 Dude have you not seen how many

01:16:03.820 Monthly active users are on that

01:16:05.260 Everybody's doing it and as soon as you hear those words

01:16:08.040 That automatically is a red flag

01:16:09.940 For me I'm like yo 0.99

01:16:10.600 And like a lot of the fans of this show and shit 0.96

01:16:14.080 They're always his fans are very much 0.91

01:16:15.900 always like looking out for his like like best interests obviously which is great like fans

01:16:19.760 should and they're like like everybody's doing it like he has to go there but like i just hate

01:16:25.240 that logic that just makes it makes me feel sick to my stomach yeah but it is i just the only thing

01:16:30.520 i like about it is the video it's an app meant to listen with sound you know because if you upload

01:16:34.300 a sketch on instagram somebody might be like yeah i'm walking down the street i don't listen to this

01:16:38.660 so somebody's on tiktok they're generally there to consume content so that's kind of a cool aspect

01:16:43.140 that is cool and the app's great and that's great and by the way be the person that realizes that

01:16:48.660 the app is the wave and do something completely different on it you know what i'm saying like be

01:16:52.560 that person just because everybody's doing it doesn't mean like that you have to do the same

01:16:55.720 as everybody else you know like i like uh do you know casey fry yeah he's bro like he he's he's one

01:17:00.820 of the people that i really enjoy watching i think he does a great job he he also just recycles his

01:17:05.260 content on tiktok but he's one he's actually one of my favorite uh one of my favorite creators and

01:17:09.540 I believe he just announced on his Instagram that he was going to be taking a break from

01:17:14.480 socials.

01:17:15.220 Really?

01:17:15.680 Yeah.

01:17:16.100 What do you mean?

01:17:17.060 I know.

01:17:17.800 And we just were having a conversation the other day about his inconsistencies.

01:17:21.320 I know.

01:17:21.760 But he posted a story that said, I believe it was mental health related.

01:17:26.500 And he just was not liking the way that you might be able to pull it up.

01:17:31.620 But good for him being able to recognize and step back. 0.99

01:17:34.040 You know, because I feel like I'm sometimes I'm in a spot where I'm like, oh, fuck, it's 0.98

01:17:36.600 been two weeks. 0.97

01:17:37.080 I got to post something.

01:17:37.600 you know how it says like people that visited your page per week it goes down you know it's

01:17:42.620 like it's not healthy to have that feeling so casey gonna be like i don't you know i don't feel

01:17:47.080 the need to be on here i'm not doing it for fun anymore he just always doing that too yeah on

01:17:51.120 twitter he just casey's always just struck me as like this guy that uh he's like one of those 0.98

01:17:56.860 ultra talented people that are by the way because to me his shit is absolutely fucking hilarious 0.93

01:18:01.980 like he's just so fucking funny and you watch him and you can tell that like he does it but then 0.98

01:18:07.740 when he when he posts it he puts his phone down and just goes and chills with his boys for the 0.99

01:18:11.180 rest of the like i'm i am convinced that that dude doesn't give a fuck about anyone's fucking 0.99

01:18:16.500 content he doesn't want to collab he doesn't want to talk to you he probably talks to his mom every 0.98

01:18:20.480 day and he probably hangs out with his boys every day kicks it plays that game where you bounce a

01:18:24.320 little ball on the net and then somebody else tries to smack it and just chills and just chugs

01:18:29.480 PBRs, bro. Everybody who plays spike ball is always

01:18:31.460 so chill. It's IPA

01:18:34.040 as a human. It's the new age

01:18:35.420 hacky sack. Yeah. Oh, shit. I didn't think about that.

01:18:37.480 Spence, can you give us some

01:18:39.320 facts? We're going to close out with just a facts

01:18:41.560 segment. Basically, what happens here

01:18:43.480 is Spencer has facts, and

01:18:45.400 we'll just talk about it. While that happens

01:18:47.440 for the first time, I think, in a pause of

01:18:49.440 history, I really have to pee. Oh, shit. 0.99

01:18:51.740 This is a first. 1.00

01:18:52.940 You need to be here for this one, though.

01:18:55.140 We could segue for a second.

01:18:57.380 I can't dish it off. So, did you have a

01:18:59.380 chance to try the poppy uh popeyes fried chicken dude i did i thought it i thought it was uh pretty

01:19:04.760 solid it was good better than chick-fil-a see if you had a popeyes chicken sandwich with the 0.80

01:19:10.000 chick-fil-a sauce god damn that's that's interesting and you can make that happen you

01:19:14.400 just gotta go yeah you just yeah you gotta have a lot of free time for that or hope to write down 0.92

01:19:19.060 the street i say i say wow and i'm vegan so i'm just trying to like help the conversation you

01:19:22.980 know i'm saying you ever met a vegan before uh in real life i think once i was on like a hike

01:19:27.960 one day. Oh, there we go. Machu Picchu.

01:19:31.740 Dude, I don't know.

01:19:32.840 Are you full vegan?

01:19:34.460 Oh, wait. I'll tell you this.

01:19:36.040 He's not. He eats eggs.

01:19:38.160 The one under the 1.00

01:19:39.700 fucking cape over there is the real deal. 0.99

01:19:42.400 I had, you know, love baked wings 0.99

01:19:44.040 down on Melrose. Yeah, of course. So they had

01:19:45.920 a picture of these chickpea wings. They looked

01:19:47.780 fire. Oh, yeah. I was like, these are going to be

01:19:49.900 great. The vegan food. I tried it.

01:19:51.820 Disappointing. Oh, my God.

01:19:53.560 Trash. Of course. Bro, it tasted like 0.99

01:19:55.740 carpet rolled in Top Ramen season.

01:19:57.320 it was so if you ever get a chance i'll give this shout out to the vegan community try veggie grill

01:20:03.400 okay it's it's there you haven't had veggie grill yet i feel like i have it's it's like all over

01:20:08.260 la right there's a lot of them but give it a shot i mean the i have the boneless buffalo wings 0.94

01:20:12.280 sometimes and they're they're edible they're they're actually fucked that they're they're 0.91

01:20:15.300 they're good yeah they're good it's just made out of soy probably probably that's the thing about

01:20:21.160 that's the thing about vegan it's never made out of yeah it's never made out of anything for sure

01:20:25.860 you usually just guess

01:20:28.140 it's usually a mix of soy, chickpeas

01:20:30.780 jackfruit

01:20:31.920 jackfruit, flour root

01:20:33.520 when I was running a jackfruit taco I was like it tastes just like carnitas

01:20:36.580 it tastes just like pork and I took a bite

01:20:38.160 it's just so much let down

01:20:39.180 if you're going in with the hopes

01:20:42.460 LA is the home of the best tacos

01:20:45.000 in the world

01:20:45.580 so you're running it against

01:20:47.500 Leo's on, what is that, Venice

01:20:50.360 I think the Impossible Burger is the only one

01:20:53.160 that really actually, have you had one of those?

01:20:54.640 have that's that's laps yeah it's solid it's solid but that's the foresight you have that's

01:20:59.420 helping the vegan the vegan community is like yeah we got that one you know what i'm saying

01:21:02.340 yeah that's that's the force that's their lebron that's their lebron right there yeah they're

01:21:07.000 leading the pack with that you know they just went i mean they're making billions of dollars 0.89

01:21:10.580 off that fucking patty dude all right so i got i got a good fact for you guys so so apparently 0.94

01:21:15.140 people are saying now santa should now be female or gender neutral you surprised you surprised 0.99

01:21:21.480 you fucking surprised Spencer 0.98

01:21:23.940 what do I think 0.99

01:21:25.040 hold on before you tell

01:21:27.480 the people what you think Mike

01:21:29.620 you want to make it very

01:21:32.060 clear that you said some people

01:21:33.460 there was a study done and

01:21:35.820 27% of the people wanted it

01:21:37.400 100%

01:21:39.020 and Joe Rogan posted this

01:21:42.120 Joe Rogan shared this so there's credibility

01:21:44.160 there alright

01:21:44.820 it is JRE certified

01:21:46.880 even if it's not credible let's talk about it

01:21:49.040 this is phenomenal

01:21:49.600 I know this phenomenon

01:21:51.120 it's a few people saying something that gets people to talk right of course it's probably

01:21:55.540 there's probably four people that have said this and then maybe a hundred more like yeah

01:21:59.620 this happened in my fight bro this happened in my fight what they were trying to say that you

01:22:04.380 should identify yes no no bro i have so much so many members of the media be like you know a lot

01:22:10.120 of people boxing critics are saying this fight isn't legit or like what and i'm like i'm like

01:22:14.180 i don't know no one's saying that one publication was like yo these kids are boxers by the way

01:22:19.280 they're right so no one's really on that train this is probably something similar i will not

01:22:25.780 acknowledge this as legitimate i'm sorry i won't take it yeah yeah i was gonna say 400 people were

01:22:31.360 pulled for 400 people from the u.s and uk what did i tell you by the way for by the way 400 people

01:22:38.300 in la probably yeah maybe which by the way everyone in la thinks that someone should be 0.93

01:22:42.460 something other than what they fucking are which is why they're in la and they're acting to be as 0.94

01:22:46.200 A gender-neutral Santa, though. 0.99

01:22:48.380 That could be interesting.

01:22:49.480 It seems tricky.

01:22:50.840 Yeah, her name's Mrs. Claus. 1.00

01:22:53.140 She's his fucking wife. 1.00

01:22:56.580 What the fuck is happening? 1.00

01:22:58.280 Would there be a beard? 0.99

01:22:59.500 How does that work?

01:23:00.340 That's why I said it's tricky.

01:23:02.360 Would you shave the beard?

01:23:04.600 A beard is pretty indicative.

01:23:06.780 There's the bearded lady, but a voluminous beard like Santa Claus strikes me as male.

01:23:13.400 I could be wrong.

01:23:14.000 I've never seen a female with a beard 1.00

01:23:16.220 We saw some bearded women 1.00

01:23:18.400 Down at the shopping center 1.00

01:23:20.140 And by the way they were hot

01:23:21.160 Down at the traveling fair

01:23:23.840 From 1943

01:23:25.800 Down at Michael's Arts and Crafts

01:23:29.060 We were down there buying some string 0.99

01:23:30.540 Or some shit 0.99

01:23:31.220 And we see some purple hair 1.00

01:23:33.920 And just full beards

01:23:35.080 And by the way

01:23:36.680 There's two guys

01:23:39.180 That hang out on Ventura 1.00

01:23:41.960 maybe that should be the santa then now these were these were full-blown women beards they i 1.00

01:23:51.580 think they had implants or some shit anyway this this article got two million four hundred seventeen 1.00

01:23:58.980 thousand seven hundred seventy one shares you know and by the way you know who shared that right 0.87

01:24:02.560 oh yeah every single trump supporter on the planet weren't we just talking facebook with the 1.00

01:24:07.320 caption fucking leftist scumbag fucks are doing this to our country is only sitting on another 1.00

01:24:12.920 dude's legs all right i need santa claus to be riding my goddamn son's leg all right 1.00

01:24:18.560 cool to have a female santa like a hot dude if i was seven i'd be so stoked oh i just i just 0.99

01:24:26.260 it'd be a lot less creepy too yeah that might actually be a good thing if you go to the mall

01:24:30.640 and santa can't have a boner like i mean you're chilling it's just okay hell yeah historically

01:24:37.420 that's just not how it was like why are you trying to change the script now you know with

01:24:42.200 with with with god bro i'm open for a conversation god might be a woman god might not have a gender

01:24:48.840 dude god could be a raptor god could be a velociraptor you never know i'm willing because

01:24:53.780 we i mean we don't really well tell you this the bank ceo is the god so yeah whatever he

01:24:58.020 that's true that's true in other facts virgil uh from from louis v he says that

01:25:06.940 so he's saying that streetwear in 2020 is going to die that's what he predicts um 0.96

01:25:18.640 i'm pretty sure people always be wearing shit on the street so he's saying he's saying it's time 0.98

01:25:23.800 will be up in my mind how many t-shirts can we own how many hoodies how many sneakers um he he 0.99

01:25:29.480 really thinks we're gonna hit a wall where people don't want to buy fast fashion and the streetwear

01:25:34.720 that everybody's wearing what are we gonna wear overalls just hit up oskosh but gosh that's like

01:25:40.400 he's saying people are gonna have like vintage pieces in their wardrobe yeah they're gonna

01:25:44.500 that's cool and all that's like me coming out on the show and being like yo man 2020 is the year 0.93

01:25:50.060 the podcast fucking dies like why would you fucking say that dude you make streetwear like 0.97

01:25:54.780 why would you predict your own fucking demise what's he gonna do switch to rugs which by the 0.99

01:25:58.400 way he already has that ikea that's true you can buy off-white are you serious yeah one of the 0.99

01:26:02.220 biggest uh brand partnerships dude i keep hitting them a shit off they say do not stand in quotation 0.52

01:26:08.100 i've seen those yeah that's ikea yeah wow off-white times ikea i think even if that wasn't true 0.92

01:26:13.540 Spencer, I think the fact that he just said it was going

01:26:15.580 to make it true.

01:26:17.020 Isn't he a tastemaker?

01:26:19.320 Oh my god, the tastemaker.

01:26:21.900 He's like the Kanye.

01:26:22.880 Do you think he's just saying that to scare people off?

01:26:25.840 No.

01:26:27.300 Why would you say it?

01:26:29.360 People making brands.

01:26:30.940 People making streetwear brands.

01:26:33.460 He certainly is not big enough to dictate

01:26:35.380 the demise of an industry, I'll tell you that much.

01:26:37.700 And I don't think there's anything 0.96

01:26:39.520 to indicate that that has any fucking reality. 0.98

01:26:41.960 Because look at all the 0.99

01:26:43.360 that's just not true

01:26:44.380 it's not true

01:26:45.420 got any more facts

01:26:46.200 uh

01:26:47.360 I got one

01:26:48.160 but I kind of need

01:26:48.680 to send it to you

01:26:49.500 no what about the girl

01:26:50.360 that she's faced

01:26:51.140 her own kidnapping

01:26:51.820 oh 0.86

01:26:52.680 what

01:26:52.980 she's faced

01:26:53.560 her own kidnapping

01:26:54.020 last yesterday

01:26:55.300 yeah

01:26:55.720 there was an amber alert

01:26:56.880 that got put out

01:26:57.660 this 16 year old girl

01:26:58.980 green chevy 1.00

01:26:59.700 got

01:27:00.500 green chevy

01:27:01.320 no

01:27:02.140 she got

01:27:02.840 she got

01:27:03.340 she got kidnapped

01:27:04.260 by four dudes

01:27:05.620 16 year old 0.91

01:27:06.840 and she was walking

01:27:07.520 with her mom

01:27:08.060 they have video surveillance

01:27:09.060 of this all happening

01:27:09.900 and then she got discovered

01:27:11.340 and then she admitted

01:27:12.600 that

01:27:13.360 That she staged the kidnapping to get away from her mom.

01:27:17.180 Her strict mom.

01:27:18.140 Her mom was super strict, so she staged a kidnapping with four dudes. 0.75

01:27:21.940 Wait, I showed you this girl this morning.

01:27:23.920 Was it that girl, the one I showed you on Twitter? 0.98

01:27:26.160 And I said, this girl looks like she...

01:27:27.460 Is this the mom?

01:27:28.200 It is that girl.

01:27:29.560 Oh, my God.

01:27:30.120 She staged it, bro.

01:27:31.980 That's incredible. 1.00

01:27:32.860 Who's the fighter that beat his own ass? 0.99

01:27:34.980 Or the actor? 1.00

01:27:36.080 Jesse Smollett.

01:27:36.760 Juicy Smollett.

01:27:37.860 Are they in on this?

01:27:39.280 Juicy Smollett.

01:27:40.760 Are they linked up on this?

01:27:42.280 Do they follow each other on Twitter?

01:27:44.060 Hold on a second.

01:27:44.960 Here's my question. 1.00

01:27:45.820 What is she trying to get out of this? 1.00

01:27:47.320 That woman, that's the picture of a 16-year-old woman. 1.00

01:27:51.320 I'm pretty sure that's her mom that they put in the picture.

01:27:54.320 Because she does not look 16.

01:27:55.180 Click on this video.

01:27:56.000 This is the video of her actually getting abducted.

01:27:59.580 Also, crime cameras upgrade, you know? 1.00

01:28:01.620 Why the fuck is that so trash? 1.00

01:28:03.780 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:28:04.460 Yeah, this is like not even 140.

01:28:06.240 Dude, this is recorded with an iPhone 3.

01:28:08.620 Wait, so they just...

01:28:10.480 What 16-year-old female and those four men willing to kidnap her?

01:28:15.500 That's what I'm saying.

01:28:16.520 The level of orchestration here is just incredible.

01:28:20.580 I think they're still fending the mom off.

01:28:22.400 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:28:23.120 The mom is trying to get in. 1.00

01:28:24.260 To avoid moving, sources say. 0.99

01:28:26.020 She did it to avoid moving.

01:28:27.420 That's horrible. 1.00

01:28:28.420 Like, that's the type of shit that as a kid, you're like, I'm going to run away. 1.00

01:28:31.240 And your parents are like, no. 0.99

01:28:32.240 And then you stage a freaking, like, FBI raid.

01:28:35.020 What's the penalty? 0.56

01:28:36.880 What's the penalty?

01:28:37.660 You know how you get grounded when you, like, get caught? 1.00

01:28:40.480 Like, jerking off or some shit? 1.00

01:28:42.220 Like, what the fuck is the penalty for staging your own kidnapping? 1.00

01:28:45.440 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:28:46.120 And your mom getting hit in the head with a brick. 0.55

01:28:48.400 Like, do you get deported?

01:28:51.660 Like, what's the penalty, bro? 1.00

01:28:54.380 The judge is like, I've never even dealt with this shit. 0.99

01:28:57.680 You're saying, what now? 1.00

01:28:58.940 You staged your own kidnapping?

01:29:00.660 Can you even be mad?

01:29:02.280 No lunch.

01:29:02.840 Can you?

01:29:03.360 No lunch.

01:29:04.200 You gotta be sober all of October.

01:29:05.980 She's like, I'm 16, judge.

01:29:08.120 He's like, well, perfect.

01:29:09.040 You should be sober anyways.

01:29:10.140 Yeah.

01:29:10.480 That's crazy

01:29:11.640 That's what I said

01:29:14.320 I couldn't find it in the article

01:29:16.820 What are you guys doing tonight?

01:29:18.900 Four willing dudes

01:29:20.440 What could a 16 year old give them?

01:29:23.140 You don't know somebody right now

01:29:24.280 That you could hit up to stage your own kidnapping 0.75

01:29:26.280 What if she's like I'll tag you on Instagram 0.76

01:29:28.500 Every guy in my hometown

01:29:29.400 Guys in my hometown will do anything

01:29:32.060 For an IG tag

01:29:33.460 You give a T-Mobile sidekick

01:29:36.640 And they're there in a heartbeat

01:29:37.640 Alright bro

01:29:40.200 I gotta go drive 1.00

01:29:41.800 a Resvani tank

01:29:42.680 and work out

01:29:43.320 hell yeah

01:29:43.980 are you thinking

01:29:44.740 about getting one of those

01:29:45.380 nah he's got a music 0.88

01:29:47.040 video or some shit 0.98

01:29:48.720 alright 0.97

01:29:49.180 well thanks for having me

01:29:50.920 guys

01:29:51.080 thanks for coming on

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 18, 2019

E146 TREVOR WALLACE IS FUNNY - IMPAULSIVE EP. 146

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