Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E148 SEX WITH EMILY - IMPAULSIVE EP. 148

00:00:00.160 Breaking story from Alpine News Network.

00:00:03.440 Homeowners Tony and Janet needed to consolidate their debt.

00:00:06.720 They called Alpine Credits.

00:00:08.740 In a flash, an Alpine Credits superhero appeared in their kitchen.

00:00:13.120 Using telekinesis, she consolidated their debt into one low monthly payment.

00:00:17.920 She then used her powers to make the dirty dishes disappear forever. 0.91

00:00:23.020 Own your home, need a loan, Alpine Credits can help. 0.99

00:00:26.460 Alpine Credits, where homeowners get approved.

00:00:30.900 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

00:00:33.460 We have a new podcast.

00:00:34.880 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

00:00:36.260 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

00:00:37.420 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

00:00:41.400 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

00:00:43.740 which means we have wildly different references,

00:00:46.000 occasionally different opinions.

00:00:47.240 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

00:00:50.080 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes,

00:00:52.880 Good Taste is my business.

00:00:55.300 Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,

00:00:58.200 or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:00.000 Hi, this is Kylie Brakeman,

00:01:03.760 Angela Jaritana,

00:01:04.700 Jeremy Culhane,

00:01:05.400 Patrick McDonald,

00:01:06.340 and we're the hosts of the Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists podcast.

00:01:10.140 The Improvised Character Comedy Podcast,

00:01:12.180 where each week a new panel of artists discuss their craft.

00:01:16.000 Join us for a panel of Eurovision participants.

00:01:19.060 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.

00:01:21.280 Does the Pope dress up?

00:01:22.640 He winks on Halloween.

00:01:24.900 He gets right up next to the microphone.

00:01:26.160 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.

00:01:29.580 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.

00:01:35.060 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:01:42.540 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast,

00:01:48.180 the true crime comedy podcast all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.

00:01:52.580 Each week I bring on an amazing guest.

00:01:54.460 Ooh, I scammed them.

00:01:55.660 What?

00:01:56.120 I could talk to you for an hour.

00:01:57.520 You're a generational yapper, like me.

00:01:59.580 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

00:02:01.680 And now you can catch full episodes of my show on YouTube.

00:02:04.920 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,

00:02:07.900 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

00:02:10.840 Scam Goddess!

00:02:16.940 I'm telling you. 1.00

00:02:18.060 It was in the library, so it's probably the library lady. 0.99

00:02:20.480 Do not say no to handjobs forever. 0.99

00:02:22.060 Your reaction is so aggressive that you need a handjob tonight. 0.99

00:02:24.940 Oh! 0.99

00:02:27.360 I'm going in, boys!

00:02:29.580 well you're like that fifth grader that just looks like 20 you know i'm saying like already

00:02:43.920 six foot the one in my grade was named pedro pedro wow wow welcome back to impulsive the

00:02:49.500 number one podcast in the world thanks you guys for listening for watching viewing subscribing

00:02:52.300 if you aren't subscribed uh you you should do it yeah you should do that yeah um we're gonna

00:02:58.180 hit two million subscribers soon that's super cool i'm on on tiktok as you guys know tiktok's

00:03:03.620 popping off careers for careers doing well oh yeah career is by the way the word that i'd use

00:03:08.180 because amazing i've made a healthy living off of tiktok yeah that's a lie i know that's a complete

00:03:14.800 lie i have 4.2 million followers mike is finally coming around to it hey i saw you hang out with 0.86

00:03:19.700 the tiktok kids i was i was already on tiktok even when i was talking all that shit of course

00:03:23.620 i had an account already hey big michael because somebody had already taken hey big mike and

00:03:28.160 so i had an account ready i posted one video on it and then uh i think like i think what i'm gonna

00:03:33.540 do i came up with this concept today is i think i might post eating videos there oh just eating

00:03:39.220 food so there's this one guy uh i'm gonna find him at some point and show you the video but he

00:03:44.920 just eats uh he just eats food and he he'll just like he'll be like chicken wings from buffalo

00:03:50.220 are you yeah and it's awesome this is my this is my thing about tiktok is is tiktoking and i'm not

00:03:57.120 gonna take it away i want to ask you guys is tick tocking talent like is somebody who tick

00:04:01.200 tocks are they talented that's a great question it's so hard so right now i'll tell you no

00:04:06.500 i'll tell you no i have had probably five to ten different people come over here and say i'm so

00:04:12.500 addicted to tick tocks i can't stop watching i go great show me something fun show me anything

00:04:17.320 and they try and not one has been a enough of a hook to get me to actively view the platform

00:04:24.520 now i think i say i say this i come from vine bro yep like as as as much as people will laugh

00:04:31.820 at this comment vine has spawned some real talent of course some real creativity some of the biggest

00:04:37.000 internet stars in the world came from vine so i know like you got six seconds do the best you can

00:04:41.640 to make something funny tiktok is like there might not be a storytelling aspect they follow trends

00:04:47.760 they have music to uh be the spine of their content um so right off the bat my answer is no

00:04:53.580 However I could be wrong

00:04:54.540 I would love to see

00:04:55.220 Some emerging

00:04:55.820 Big talent

00:04:56.480 Stem from TikTok

00:04:57.740 Got it

00:04:58.300 Okay

00:04:58.640 It's definitely in there

00:04:59.800 The talent's in there

00:05:00.740 You hung out

00:05:01.700 You hung out with some of them

00:05:02.880 I'm not even saying

00:05:03.820 That they're the talent

00:05:04.540 I'm just saying

00:05:05.180 How are they in real life

00:05:06.140 Are they cool

00:05:06.540 They're cool

00:05:06.940 I hung out with Bryce Hall

00:05:08.440 Addison

00:05:11.540 Her name was

00:05:12.640 Yeah

00:05:12.820 And then a couple other ones

00:05:14.580 They're all cool

00:05:15.440 In person

00:05:16.380 They're like

00:05:17.060 Like the Bryce dudes

00:05:18.580 Like I watch the show

00:05:20.100 And like his big thing

00:05:20.960 Is like he wants 1.00

00:05:21.480 He wants me to do dumb shit 1.00

00:05:22.880 Cause he's like 1.00

00:05:23.560 yo i heard you're a legend bro i want you to do dumb shit and i'm like yeah i don't know man like 0.99

00:05:27.760 i'm just sometimes i'm just here yeah and i'll just like sit down on the couch i'm like is that 0.99

00:05:31.700 good i gotta admire their self-confidence that's one thing i see with some some good tiktokers is

00:05:36.260 they're just confident i think you have to be i think that's the one i think that's the biggest

00:05:40.220 uh confident on on camera maybe maybe it's just on camera yeah yeah maybe it's not in real life

00:05:46.200 i don't know bro in real life i mean bro what digital culture actually like rewarding the bad

00:05:51.800 and the worst picture this what tiktok star hasn't dyed their hair and it doesn't have a

00:05:58.920 swoop going up into the right male think think about it something to consider i still as much

00:06:05.840 as much as i want to do the food i still hate like every part of the show so far i've hated 0.99

00:06:11.220 i hate the conversation i hate the fucking by the way though what because i fucking don't 0.97

00:06:16.020 because is it because it's a tiktok or no here's why why the reason it's so popular and it goes 0.99

00:06:21.300 and we've had this conversation before

00:06:22.960 is because it allows

00:06:24.220 talentless people

00:06:25.280 to appear talented.

00:06:27.560 We've had this conversation before.

00:06:29.120 No, no, no, no.

00:06:29.580 I'm not saying there's anything

00:06:30.220 wrong with that.

00:06:31.060 I'm not saying if you are

00:06:32.060 on that platform

00:06:33.100 and you're crushing it right now

00:06:34.140 not to get the bag,

00:06:35.540 do all those things.

00:06:36.280 No, no, no.

00:06:36.480 By the way,

00:06:36.920 you gotta get the bag now.

00:06:38.340 Gotta, gotta.

00:06:38.760 Because in two to three years,

00:06:40.200 like, but that's my thing.

00:06:41.460 Isn't that,

00:06:42.120 isn't there some talent though

00:06:43.360 that has, or skill maybe?

00:06:45.180 Is it skill?

00:06:46.020 Is that the word I'm looking for?

00:06:46.900 Who's your favorite TikTok creator, Spencer?

00:06:48.300 Here's the thing.

00:06:49.580 I don't have to talk.

00:06:50.820 Who in this room watches TikTok?

00:06:53.100 Who's your favorite TikTok?

00:06:54.260 I don't have one.

00:06:55.300 Do you want to know who the most talented person is on TikTok?

00:06:58.280 Hands down.

00:07:00.160 The development team of the app.

00:07:03.620 The app is, I believe the app is partially what creates the success for that platform.

00:07:08.660 Just because it's not real? 0.96

00:07:10.120 No, because it's so fucking good. 0.91

00:07:12.040 Floor to ceiling picture. 0.92

00:07:13.540 It's great.

00:07:14.500 It's great. 0.99

00:07:14.740 Fucking all the music. 0.99

00:07:16.060 In app editing. 1.00

00:07:16.460 Oh my God, dude.

00:07:17.600 All of the music that's involved.

00:07:19.720 there's a little spinning picture of Roddy

00:07:22.020 Rich when I put him in the background and musical tunes

00:07:24.100 come out of his head. They killed it.

00:07:25.700 They crushed it, dude. Blue Chew. 0.97

00:07:27.700 We gotta do our sponsor, guys. If you like sex, you love 0.99

00:07:29.900 bluechew.com. It's weird to go from 0.98

00:07:32.040 TikTok to sex, but Blue Chew offers men

00:07:33.960 a performance enhancement for the bedroom because we'd

00:07:35.960 all like to go a little longer and last a few extra

00:07:38.100 rounds. Trueables can work

00:07:39.980 faster than pills, up to twice as fast.

00:07:42.100 They can be taken on a full or empty stomach

00:07:44.040 and it only takes a few minutes to connect with a

00:07:45.940 bluechew.com affiliated physician and if you qualify

00:07:48.120 you get prescribed online quickly no in-person doctor visit no awkward conversation no waiting

00:07:52.460 in line at a pharmacy and ships directly to your door in a discreet package tubals from

00:07:56.980 bluechew.com are prescribed online by doctor and made in the usa chew it and do it let's go

00:08:02.200 here's a great deal for you guys visit bluechew.com get your first order free when you use the promo

00:08:05.600 code logan just pay five dollar shipping that's bluechew.com promo code logan so now let's talk 0.90

00:08:11.580 about some real shit bro because this is where the episode gets fun and and as you know as much

00:08:15.620 as I do love my booming, fruitful TikTok career, 0.98

00:08:18.760 this is where it gets juicy.

00:08:20.800 Ladies and gentlemen, I want to bring in our guest. 1.00

00:08:22.580 She's saving the world one orgasm at a time.

00:08:24.960 By the way, we thank her for her service.

00:08:27.040 She's a sex and relationship expert

00:08:28.540 as a doctor of human sexuality.

00:08:30.400 She's co-hosted Loveline with Dr. Drew,

00:08:32.140 and she's the host of Sex with Emily on SiriusXM.

00:08:35.060 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Emily Morse.

00:08:39.300 Hi, guys.

00:08:40.900 Hi, Emily. How are you?

00:08:42.840 Hey, Emily.

00:08:43.580 Hey, Emily.

00:08:44.200 Take your time. Don't worry about it. 0.51

00:08:45.620 we know it's tight on that side we really got to start bringing in the guests on this side 0.96

00:08:49.680 she's fine it's different when alex jones rubs his junk on the back of my friend spencer's 0.99

00:08:56.040 back hi hi um so i mean i don't even know where to start with this you're sex with emily yes so 1.00

00:09:04.660 what is your what's you talk about sex with you i do no well yeah sure okay depends mostly i talk 0.69

00:09:13.120 to other people about their sex life okay like their relationship and love and like i get questions

00:09:18.900 people are you know we don't know anything about sex i found i didn't know anything about sex that's

00:09:23.240 why i started when did you start we know but then no one did you have sex education besides porn

00:09:29.240 yeah oh you did i did i did i i remember one piece of information that my teacher told me she's like

00:09:36.800 guys in real life 0.96

00:09:38.740 sex does not last

00:09:39.920 longer than 10 minutes 0.99

00:09:41.100 and I said

00:09:42.260 I was like

00:09:42.780 in my mind I was like

00:09:43.460 lady that can't be true

00:09:44.260 she's like it never does 0.99

00:09:45.320 ever

00:09:45.620 and that was the basis

00:09:46.900 and that was the

00:09:47.540 that was the basis of

00:09:48.700 and then you probably

00:09:49.260 believed that

00:09:50.240 of course I did

00:09:50.860 have you ever lasted

00:09:51.520 more than 10 minutes

00:09:52.140 hell no 0.92

00:09:52.600 damn it 0.98

00:09:53.600 absolutely not 0.98

00:09:54.380 we have so much

00:09:55.100 to talk about

00:09:55.660 I know

00:09:56.060 this is gonna be awesome

00:09:57.020 she was probably

00:09:57.500 just using her own

00:09:58.400 like self experience

00:09:59.360 of like her own 1.00

00:10:00.240 shitty sex life 1.00

00:10:01.060 to like propel this 0.98

00:10:02.060 perpetuate this myth

00:10:03.880 plus also

00:10:04.840 how long do you think

00:10:06.040 sex should last

00:10:06.800 It depends. 0.81

00:10:10.020 I'm an empath

00:10:13.300 and everyone knows that. 1.00

00:10:14.900 I understand that the women 1.00

00:10:17.260 are busier and busier nowadays. 1.00

00:10:19.440 Y'all got shit to do, so I'm trying to be efficient. 0.90

00:10:23.880 For your sake, 0.99

00:10:26.920 I'm going to be in and out 1.00

00:10:28.560 as quick as possible so you can do your shit. 1.00

00:10:32.740 That's nice of you. 1.00

00:10:33.760 That's so kind.

00:10:34.340 That's so generous.

00:10:35.300 there's definitely factors involved too right like tell me mike i feel like i feel like if you're in

00:10:41.520 like a if you're in a a port-a-potty at a music festival right we call it a quickie for 10 minutes

00:10:48.540 you'd be like hold on sorry 10 minutes a quickie you're too much yeah yeah right so you so when 0.93

00:10:55.220 i'm at ultra music festival and i'm having sex in a port-a-potty i want i would say two minutes 0.99

00:10:59.900 like get it done 0.97

00:11:01.020 get out

00:11:01.620 desanitize

00:11:02.800 or sanitize

00:11:03.960 decontaminate

00:11:05.300 all of it

00:11:06.980 if you're having 0.82

00:11:10.360 post marriage sex 0.94

00:11:11.720 with your beloved 0.98

00:11:12.660 in Maui

00:11:14.780 at the Four Seasons

00:11:15.740 that might be

00:11:16.980 a four hour banger

00:11:17.920 you might need

00:11:19.140 to pop a

00:11:20.020 blue chew

00:11:21.260 that could have gone

00:11:22.420 so many bad 0.99

00:11:23.220 fucking ways 1.00

00:11:23.720 pop a blue chew 1.00

00:11:24.740 potentially

00:11:25.220 and then I would say

00:11:26.680 for the normal

00:11:27.400 post club

00:11:28.280 we've been talking

00:11:29.660 for about a week i met you on instagram type sex i would say probably like 16 to 24 minutes 1.00

00:11:38.340 with the main factor being the size of the man's dick because i bet some girls are probably like 0.99

00:11:44.520 yo i hope this ends because this man's hung like a fucking elephant that's like in my situation 1.00

00:11:48.420 right right right help us you only have that situation to go off of there's so much to unpack 1.00

00:11:54.120 here yeah okay let's do it okay well first off the majority of women women um orgasm it takes 1.00

00:12:02.700 them anywhere between like 18 minutes and like 40 during intercourse if they're going to come 0.62

00:12:08.680 but most women do not come during intercourse just saying so usually it's either before 0.81

00:12:14.720 or after so that's a fact you mean before penetration yes okay okay don't so only 1.00

00:12:20.440 get that this is where we're gonna start right so only 20 percent of women have orgasms during 1.00

00:12:26.060 penetrative sex penis in her vagina orgasm especially in the porta potty like that was 1.00

00:12:32.200 fun and hot no she didn't want she wasn't gonna no no i know let's just fuck yeah so women take 1.00

00:12:37.760 a little bit yeah we need some like the foreplay thing which is like fuck really but it's not just 1.00

00:12:42.380 like suggestion it's like a requirement because women just don't get off but then women the reason 0.99

00:12:47.640 what i've been doing what i do for 15 15 years because i was like fuck everyone keeps saying 0.98

00:12:51.420 sex is supposed to be amazing and something that it wasn't good like i've had good sex but i was 0.95

00:12:55.540 like what if i could figure out how sex can be like amazing oh you made it formulaic yeah well

00:13:01.960 i started studying it i got because i was like sex seems pretty important we all talk about sex

00:13:07.900 we're all obsessed with sex and i thought it's good sometimes like great but that what does it

00:13:13.680 take to be the best like being an athlete or the best podcast or the best anything i was like

00:13:16.860 I want to be the best at sex.

00:13:18.640 Wow. 0.87

00:13:18.880 Because I thought that's really valuable,

00:13:20.560 not just for me,

00:13:21.500 but for the world.

00:13:22.940 Because everyone,

00:13:23.600 half of marriages end in divorce 0.99

00:13:24.920 because people aren't fucking 1.00

00:13:26.380 or they're cheating. 0.96

00:13:27.420 Can I swear on yours, right?

00:13:28.180 Of course. 1.00

00:13:28.980 Fuck that shit, dude. 1.00

00:13:29.760 But I'm going to say, 1.00

00:13:30.240 people always ask me.

00:13:30.840 You're like the LeBron James of banging.

00:13:33.540 Yes.

00:13:34.460 That's wild.

00:13:35.260 The only issue with that

00:13:36.120 that immediately strikes me,

00:13:38.180 I respect that. 0.91

00:13:40.500 That like immediately fucks me up 0.61

00:13:42.140 is like, 0.99

00:13:43.120 if you want to be the best at sex,

00:13:45.560 You're also putting some of the

00:13:46.920 Important or like impact on the other person

00:13:50.040 You know what I'm saying

00:13:50.900 I'm not the best at like

00:13:52.140 You could come watch me

00:13:53.300 You'd be like

00:13:53.500 No I know

00:13:54.040 No I know

00:13:54.440 Good job 1.00

00:13:54.980 She fucked well 1.00

00:13:55.580 It's not about 1.00

00:13:56.000 I can help other people

00:13:57.560 Like a coach 1.00

00:13:58.200 Are you a sex coach? 1.00

00:14:00.280 Nice 0.99

00:14:00.580 You're like Kendall Jackson 0.99

00:14:01.660 I'm a sex therapist 0.93

00:14:02.420 I'm a doctor of human sexuality 0.62

00:14:04.100 No

00:14:04.340 Wait what?

00:14:05.360 Yeah

00:14:05.540 Okay wait

00:14:06.200 This is great

00:14:06.940 I need help

00:14:07.960 Any questions

00:14:08.640 I literally feel like

00:14:10.080 We don't have educated

00:14:11.560 This is the bottom line

00:14:12.300 Where I come from

00:14:12.840 And you can ask me anything

00:14:13.800 And I'm open about me

00:14:14.600 Or you guys

00:14:15.140 is that like, I literally think that we are sort of in a crisis because of porn.

00:14:19.200 Now, I love porn as much as you love porn every, you know, what I think you do.

00:14:22.460 I'm not going to make assumptions, but the problem is kids wake up. 0.98

00:14:26.140 That's all they, the first sex they see is porn, right? 0.98

00:14:28.840 When they're 12 or eight and then they're like, oh, that's porn. 0.92

00:14:31.520 Like I'm legitimately thinking that this is how sex should go down and it's not.

00:14:36.340 So it's like not accurate.

00:14:37.620 Like they're not, which, which, which part exactly.

00:14:40.300 I want to, I want to unpack this section.

00:14:42.420 we have so much this is what i'm saying like just from the first like two seconds i was like oh my

00:14:47.180 god so then there's the porn thing so what i'm just gonna tell you where i'm come from we go

00:14:50.600 back to anything like orgasms or quickies or whatever but like so so they see it and they're 0.92

00:14:56.200 like oh well i when i have sex i won't ever use a condom but i don't no one really does but they 0.96

00:15:01.220 should or i'm not going to warm her up i'm not going to use lube which you like lube makes sex 0.96

00:15:05.820 better doesn't mean all these things or you're like oh she comes in three minutes or she squirts 0.98

00:15:09.900 the first time you have sex you're like why didn't she bring three friends like i thought 0.82

00:15:13.920 there was always three friends right so you're thinking your little head's going oh that's and

00:15:18.460 then you become an adult and you're like i but no one told me differently because all i heard was

00:15:21.780 it should last 10 minutes in sex ed once yeah and then i watched porn so then we all grew up now

00:15:26.440 we're like at all ages like my listeners are 18 to 83 like 50 50 men and 50 women because they're 0.91

00:15:32.860 all like i don't know shit so we can start from where how do you explain that how do you explain 0.65

00:15:37.060 that to the brands when it comes to brand deal time like what's your demo like it's basically 0.97

00:15:41.120 the entire world i legitimately said that early on because i was super naive i started a podcast

00:15:45.440 in my living room in 2005 and i was like i don't know i got like some sound guy off craigslist and

00:15:49.680 i was like i'm just gonna start interviewing my friends about sex but then people were like who's

00:15:54.660 your brand who's your audience i was like everyone they're like no you that's cool but who are you

00:15:59.220 talking to i'm like literally everybody that's crazy because no one i didn't know men didn't

00:16:03.180 know like 83 year olds are still having sex yeah oh hell yeah yeah oh yeah so i just want goals i

00:16:09.700 just want to okay so that's what where i am at i want to help i want to talk about it this is 0.93

00:16:13.080 perfect we we need you here you guys being like oh i want to get laid a lot like i am but i want

00:16:17.560 it to be better for everybody like it can be better for you too in ways that you don't even 0.98

00:16:20.760 know yeah she's the shannon briggs of fucking oh yeah yeah i don't know who that is well let's go 0.99

00:16:28.320 champ all right i want to i want to revert i want to revert back to this porn conversation 0.99

00:16:33.520 because one of us on this podcast has had not a relationship but a uh yeah like a minor little

00:16:42.680 like dating spree with a couple porn stars i just got a phone call i have to grab really quick can

00:16:47.300 you yeah i got it it's mike mike's the one he's been like he's been like seeing this porn star

00:16:53.160 Mike has dabbled in the porn world

00:16:54.840 I wonder what effect that has

00:16:59.440 On his dating and sex life 1.00

00:17:01.600 And his penis 1.00

00:17:02.520 How's the sex? Is she cool? Do you like her? 1.00

00:17:05.220 I mean it's not just one

00:17:06.220 It's a lifestyle

00:17:10.100 And by the way

00:17:11.000 I've also like

00:17:11.760 I've also started to like kind of move away

00:17:15.740 Not on purpose but just because

00:17:17.080 That was just kind of the way the cookie crumbled

00:17:18.860 What was the attraction to the porn star?

00:17:21.600 I mean obviously like 1.00

00:17:22.680 that's just the way the ass was eaten 1.00

00:17:24.280 yeah it's just kind of the way that 1.00

00:17:25.740 I don't think there's a 1.00

00:17:28.280 is that your thing do you like it eating ass 0.99

00:17:30.040 this has really 0.99

00:17:32.160 gotten crazy quickly

00:17:33.640 this is so normal but I get it

00:17:36.200 I'm going to answer all those questions

00:17:38.180 at once I pick and choose 1.00

00:17:40.160 with my ass eating I'm not 1.00

00:17:41.560 guaranteed always on ass either 1.00

00:17:43.800 definitely not in the porta potty 1.00

00:17:45.400 no it's the worst place to eat ass 1.00

00:17:46.620 think of all the ass stuff in there 1.00

00:17:51.220 It's distracting, although it's on theme at some point. 1.00

00:17:54.640 Porn stars. 0.95

00:17:55.640 Right. 1.00

00:17:56.120 There's maybe two guys in this room that have never thought about fucking a porn star. 0.99

00:18:01.560 Like, let's be honest. 0.99

00:18:02.400 People watch porn.

00:18:03.020 Oh, for sure. 0.81

00:18:03.400 People watch porn. 0.79

00:18:04.240 There are no guys in this room. 0.91

00:18:05.160 Okay. 1.00

00:18:05.800 Every man on the planet has thought about fucking a porn star. 1.00

00:18:07.760 Okay, fine. 1.00

00:18:08.340 I would believe.

00:18:09.080 Okay.

00:18:09.900 So, when that opportunity over-presented itself to me, which in a massive way.

00:18:16.660 Right.

00:18:17.460 You know, from a multitude standpoint. 1.00

00:18:19.380 I'm sure every woman, you have to pick.

00:18:20.740 you're like no it's easy easy i'm not saying it like that i'm just saying because of the circle

00:18:24.440 checks i mean you could choose right but that was attractive to you like i said i think it's

00:18:29.820 attracted to just about any guy and so i and so yeah i dabbled for a little while and then

00:18:34.280 i think what he's referring to is i have had had this one that i kind of continued on with a little

00:18:40.940 bit you know um i just i'm worried about my friend's expectation management when he finds 0.94

00:18:46.200 real girls oh i'm not sorry no girls that don't fuck professionally no yeah you asked me how the 0.99

00:18:50.840 sex is let me let me answer is it good like is it what makes good sex with them i'm so curious uh 0.97

00:18:55.660 they they are nothing about their on-screen presence and demeanor is different in regular

00:19:02.500 life anything is it's it's all no holds barred anything goes the the thing about me is contrary

00:19:08.240 to what i'm sure a lot of the audience thinks of me i'm actually a pretty traditional dude like i'll

00:19:12.820 do some semi 0.99

00:19:15.000 fucked up shit in the bedroom 1.00

00:19:16.840 but like when they're just like 1.00

00:19:18.900 I don't even know what that means though. What's fucked up, what's not? 0.80

00:19:20.660 Can I just be blunt with you? When someone asks me 0.96

00:19:22.940 to fist their asshole, I don't want to do it. 0.99

00:19:25.520 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:19:26.800 I'm sorry. 0.97

00:19:28.360 With certain girls, yeah. 0.93

00:19:31.140 But no, but as an example.

00:19:32.860 Or like, hey, do you want to

00:19:34.780 like, I'm not even going to say any of the other stuff.

00:19:37.680 But like, so I'm

00:19:38.920 relatively traditional. So the sex is 0.64

00:19:40.820 good but i also feel like i'm not unlocking the true like talent that they have like they're 1.00

00:19:46.840 they're like yo do you want to fucking hang me by my feet from the ceiling and fuck my face i'm 0.97

00:19:51.440 like not really i'm not saying i don't want to but it's not like it's not like something i'm 1.00

00:19:55.800 thinking about actively you know what i'm saying like so unlocking the potential of what they want

00:20:02.100 or what you would want too i'm a pleaser i really am i'm i'm i'm one of two on this show that's a

00:20:08.740 pleaser of the female. I love this.

00:20:10.680 I know, you have to do a game.

00:20:13.240 Are you counting me in?

00:20:15.940 Thank you, bro.

00:20:17.880 Thank you. 1.00

00:20:18.900 Logan is a self-proclaimed fuckboy. 0.99

00:20:21.860 And he says, 1.00

00:20:22.820 my job as a fuckboy is to make sure 1.00

00:20:24.920 you don't come. 1.00

00:20:27.140 Oh, Logan.

00:20:28.940 Oh, that's a cardinal sin.

00:20:30.300 No, no, no. I don't say this. I'm so glad we met.

00:20:33.280 I wanted to talk about this.

00:20:34.820 I wanted to talk about this.

00:20:35.720 My mind is blowing. 0.99

00:20:37.540 i wanted to talk about this maybe we can fuck i really want to unpack this let's go back to 0.99

00:20:41.960 i just okay i look i have i have fuck boy tendencies and and i have this you should be 0.99

00:20:49.540 i have this you know you go through it yeah and i'm in that phase i'm in that phase and it's gotten 0.85

00:20:54.780 i've gotten i've gotten better like i used to be really bad and now it's i'm not because like i'm

00:20:59.780 always i'm here's my thing definitely like consider myself a fuck boy but i'm also like respectful 0.59

00:21:04.060 nice i i i don't lie and i um can i just say this let me just which part of that wasn't true 0.95

00:21:15.680 cut me cut me just a one just a one second here don't don't go crazy all right i think the 0.98

00:21:21.260 definition of a fuck boy okay this is my definition i i don't know if call her daddy 0.99

00:21:25.740 would agree or disagree with this is someone who is a little bit too much like babe if i told you 0.97

00:21:31.760 how good you look today i'm saying i'm really feeling you and i think i might be in love but 0.98

00:21:35.440 i'm never but i'm never lying i'm never lying when i say so how the fuck are you in love with 0.85

00:21:38.940 15 girls bro in the course of two weeks mike i'm being facetious bro when i tell a girl i'm like 0.96

00:21:43.620 i'm that's called that's lying no no no he feels it in the moment he might not sure the next day

00:21:48.720 i'm not in love with you and why can't he feel it for many he's not lying and saying i'm only with

00:21:52.740 you i'm yo make it all clear i'm not i'm not nothing i say is a lie i think i think one of 0.51

00:22:00.400 the key ways of separating yourself from that fuckboy stance is going hardcore in the opposite 0.75

00:22:05.720 direction right up front. I say, hey, I just want to let you know that I'm definitely not with just

00:22:10.040 you. Because I'm very upfront because I don't want them to think for a second that this is

00:22:15.060 some sort of thing because I hate playing with girls' heads. I've said it so many times on the 0.97

00:22:18.440 show. I don't like to fuck around with people when it comes to labors of love. Lost is a different 0.99

00:22:23.060 story. I agree, but maybe I've made a mistake in thinking that they should probably assume that

00:22:29.960 with me like i i definitely i definitely don't go i definitely do not go out of my way to make

00:22:34.480 that clear right it's communication if they ask for sure what i talk about mostly 24 7 i always

00:22:39.540 say communication is a lubrication the more you are clear even if it's like you're dating or 0.96

00:22:44.700 whatever it's just like you're fucking you're dating the clearer you are about what you want 0.77

00:22:48.360 to a woman or to anybody the just like in business like the better it's all gonna work out and even 0.99

00:22:53.860 if you think well if i tell her that she's not the only one then she's gonna bail let her bail 0.89

00:22:58.620 then. Why? I promise you there'll be something

00:23:00.200 because... No!

00:23:01.720 No! Why?

00:23:04.420 No!

00:23:06.080 No! If I have a catch

00:23:08.320 that I'm not willing to settle down with because I'm just not

00:23:10.600 at that point in my life... Tell her. 0.94

00:23:12.580 Are you crazy? She's a catch. I agree completely. 0.99

00:23:14.700 See, that... If she was a catch, then why would 1.00

00:23:16.680 you think that she's a catch? 0.92

00:23:18.640 What do you mean? I just said I was a fuckboy. 0.99

00:23:20.720 Listen, listen, but I want to change 0.90

00:23:22.540 this. You've been a fuckboy, now you're less of a fuckboy 1.00

00:23:24.480 so the next step might be 1.00

00:23:26.320 another Logan unlocked.

00:23:28.620 I don't know what that looks like.

00:23:29.880 It's a video game.

00:23:30.520 I'm going to be the best husband ever.

00:23:32.800 Okay, good.

00:23:33.360 So let's start to think about what that might look like.

00:23:36.320 The thing is...

00:23:37.380 That would be being honest because let me just say this. 1.00

00:23:40.320 Fuck boy, fuck boy. 1.00

00:23:41.300 A girl who's a catch, 1.00

00:23:42.300 you don't think she's sleeping with other guys as well? 1.00

00:23:45.360 Oh, she's a fuck girl. 1.00

00:23:47.840 You're like, oh, but she's waiting home. 1.00

00:23:48.660 That's the thing.

00:23:49.100 We don't talk about that enough.

00:23:50.140 She's texting you from someone's bed too.

00:23:52.180 You know what I mean?

00:23:52.980 She's doing what you're doing 0.99

00:23:54.300 from someone who's been a fuck girl too, I guess, myself. 0.99

00:23:57.380 Like I'm not different than you. 0.99

00:23:58.780 I,

00:23:58.960 I don't. 1.00

00:24:00.000 And I believe that women are even more like that now.

00:24:02.340 Like me.

00:24:02.820 Like how?

00:24:03.220 So then why am I?

00:24:04.240 You're not.

00:24:04.820 Why am I?

00:24:05.580 No,

00:24:05.780 you're not.

00:24:06.160 You're not.

00:24:07.400 You're not.

00:24:08.080 I'm just trying to get you more.

00:24:09.540 Like this is going to be better for you too,

00:24:10.940 because whatever anxiety it gives you,

00:24:12.680 because you're like,

00:24:13.220 I want to lose. 1.00

00:24:14.080 This girl's hot.

00:24:14.860 Then if I'm just, 1.00

00:24:15.720 I'm going to give you a little like hacks that you'll be like,

00:24:18.420 Oh,

00:24:18.840 I could just say that.

00:24:19.720 And then you're like,

00:24:20.180 Whoa, 1.00

00:24:20.440 these girls still stick around. 1.00

00:24:21.680 And the ones who kind of suck, 1.00

00:24:22.660 that was going to be needy 1.00

00:24:23.460 and suck the life out of me

00:24:24.440 left 1.00

00:24:25.060 I need you in my life

00:24:27.960 can I tell you

00:24:28.800 can I tell you

00:24:29.320 my

00:24:29.560 issue that is

00:24:31.860 stemming around

00:24:32.240 what Mike said

00:24:32.820 okay

00:24:33.440 tell me everything

00:24:34.040 I

00:24:36.400 I'm probably gonna get

00:24:40.140 roasted for this

00:24:41.040 if I'm in love 1.00

00:24:42.420 with a girl

00:24:42.940 I will go out of my way 1.00

00:24:44.860 to make her come 1.00

00:24:45.520 every time

00:24:46.220 it is hard for me

00:24:47.380 to get over that hump

00:24:48.300 if I'm just in a casual

00:24:49.740 sex based relationship

00:24:51.080 right

00:24:51.520 like

00:24:52.080 Like you just said, it takes 18 to 40 minutes.

00:24:55.260 Yep.

00:24:55.920 I have 18 to 40 minutes in my day, maybe at the end of the day.

00:24:59.780 Right.

00:25:00.240 Maybe. 0.99

00:25:02.380 She could use a vibrator. 1.00

00:25:03.820 You could use your mouth. 1.00

00:25:04.580 I know that.

00:25:05.160 I know that.

00:25:05.720 That takes like two minutes.

00:25:06.880 But with casual sex relationships, sometimes.

00:25:09.220 You don't want to bring your mouth down there.

00:25:10.480 No, no.

00:25:11.120 That too.

00:25:11.620 Quite possibly.

00:25:12.120 No, that too.

00:25:12.460 Quite possibly. 0.99

00:25:13.160 But she should put her mouth down there, but you shouldn't put your mouth down there. 0.88

00:25:16.680 But maybe not. 0.64

00:25:17.980 But maybe not.

00:25:18.380 This is, there's so many topics here.

00:25:20.660 Wait, wait, wait.

00:25:21.400 the vibrator thing toys toys toys to me this is a toy by the way this could just be your necklace

00:25:27.540 is a toy your necklace is a vibrator yeah it could just be used like this you could put this

00:25:32.160 and she would come in like a minute okay wow you're just packing heat i brought you guys some

00:25:38.600 stuff too let's go wait but no there's so much toys are like a bit uh a bit like vulnerable like

00:25:43.600 if you're like yo i have toys and you it's you know your third fourth time hooking up with someone

00:25:47.620 like maybe maybe it's a confidence thing yeah but you feel like oh it means my i wasn't satisfied

00:25:52.300 enough she didn't maybe yeah yeah no it's every guy yeah i get it that's what every guy thinks

00:25:56.300 which is why they don't want to use lube and why they think oh it means that i didn't get her turned

00:26:00.540 on but that's not true women require like they have to be turned on and so using a few drops of 1.00

00:26:06.100 lube is great but also if i'm telling you that only 20 of women come through penetration and 1.00

00:26:11.460 of those women it's not every time that means 80 right that means they need some kind of clitoral 1.00

00:26:17.500 stimulation because it doesn't so the g spots inside the vagina right and yes some women your 1.00

00:26:23.460 penis big or small and in fact the bigger doesn't even hit the g spot that's another thing yeah so 1.00

00:26:28.320 but if you can be like babe i want to turn you and you're like touch it you're like rubbing her 1.00

00:26:31.420 clit and you're kissing her like that just rubbing could do it and then you could fuck her for 10 1.00

00:26:36.580 minutes and then maybe everyone's happy but that first part even if it's casual because everyone 1.00

00:26:42.240 should have a good time but they're fucking you because it's feels it's you're you're cool and 0.98

00:26:45.780 you're guys of followers and you're famous and I get it. 0.99

00:26:48.920 And that's a fun saying it's not because of the charm.

00:26:51.260 It's the charm.

00:26:52.280 And it's not because of the height.

00:26:53.440 It's not because of the looks,

00:26:54.640 the money come late to give us something,

00:26:56.300 please.

00:26:57.080 It's just a follower count.

00:27:00.560 So I feel like that's how you measure things.

00:27:02.280 I don't know.

00:27:02.840 I just met you.

00:27:03.660 There's a couple,

00:27:04.440 there's a couple more things here.

00:27:06.360 One of them is,

00:27:07.880 uh,

00:27:09.740 there's different factors.

00:27:12.280 Every time Dylan holds up a sign, 0.95

00:27:13.760 it like fucking throws me off track completely. 0.97

00:27:15.780 there's different I don't know why 0.94

00:27:17.040 that sign was so long

00:27:19.940 right

00:27:20.280 there's one thing about 0.91

00:27:22.920 girls when it comes to him especially that I've seen 1.00

00:27:25.560 I don't want to put him on

00:27:27.320 as he said like the chopping block because

00:27:29.640 after a while

00:27:31.800 a lot of them as we've seen 0.99

00:27:33.880 should take the motherfucking 0.98

00:27:35.760 hint are you kidding me 0.99

00:27:37.600 you're still here it's not even a hint

00:27:39.280 he has been direct

00:27:41.860 with a lot of them

00:27:43.300 the problem is

00:27:45.160 In this circle 1.00

00:27:47.700 Every girl 1.00

00:27:49.800 Wants to be the girl 1.00

00:27:51.200 That tames Logan Paul 0.88

00:27:53.260 I'm gonna

00:27:53.940 He's gonna settle down for me

00:27:55.660 He's gonna settle down for me

00:27:57.580 I do the best bang energy

00:27:59.980 Not even just me

00:28:01.420 Celebrities

00:28:02.900 For sure

00:28:05.420 Okay well the first thing is that she

00:28:08.240 What I'm just gonna say here is that

00:28:09.780 You're 24 right

00:28:11.360 Dude you don't wanna settle down anytime soon

00:28:13.420 do. I don't. But then, so talking about

00:28:15.400 being a husband, we're talking six years.

00:28:17.180 Thank you. So for the next six years,

00:28:18.980 you'll start talking

00:28:21.440 about it, thinking about it. But for these

00:28:23.460 six years, you get to decide

00:28:25.300 what that looks like. So you're like, yeah,

00:28:27.400 I actually want to have three girls in a 1.00

00:28:29.420 rotation. I see each one of them 1.00

00:28:31.460 maybe twice a week, five. But no, but

00:28:33.400 if you want it to be quality.

00:28:35.900 So you're saying you consciously

00:28:37.240 let them know, you set it up like,

00:28:39.280 oh, wow. This is like

00:28:41.200 diplomatic.

00:28:41.620 that seems like a lot

00:28:44.160 you have no idea 1.00

00:28:45.560 what it takes to be a fuck boy lady 1.00

00:28:48.140 you don't know 1.00

00:28:49.660 what she's talking about is becoming a fuck general 1.00

00:28:52.820 that's not a fuck boy 1.00

00:28:54.220 that's commanding armies 0.99

00:28:56.240 don't let it be so random

00:28:57.660 the first thing is you're 24

00:29:00.480 so let's figure out what Logan Paul really wants

00:29:02.680 and then go work from there

00:29:04.500 the second thing is 1.00

00:29:05.820 perhaps these girls are like why are they around

00:29:08.680 Mike's like Logan sent them texts

00:29:10.240 they're told him to blow up and they're still hanging out in the garage

00:29:12.240 on the love sack. Outside the gate.

00:29:14.060 Please let me in. But I have to

00:29:16.200 say this, Logan. Your words

00:29:18.260 and your actions are probably different.

00:29:20.860 I've heard this before.

00:29:22.080 I've heard this before. Lady, you're on fire.

00:29:23.920 So she's like, so you're like, hey 1.00

00:29:26.140 baby, you're so hot. Keep thinking about last night.

00:29:27.960 You were so whatever. But then like, you

00:29:29.940 disappear, for example. Or you don't

00:29:31.860 talk to him for five days. That's confusing.

00:29:33.880 Then you hit him up at 1am. They're like, oh, he's still

00:29:35.920 into me. I'm going to go over there. Or vice versa.

00:29:38.180 When they're with you, they feel

00:29:40.040 like they're the center of your universe and they like they you're like we're gonna see you i'll see

00:29:44.560 you next week and then you disappear you know what i'm saying it's something like i will say i

00:29:48.760 don't do i don't do booty calls though i don't do booty maybe maybe twice a month maybe yeah but

00:29:53.520 you're spot on but you're spot on because like i do like i really do and you can ask anyone here

00:29:58.820 like devote my time to the the woman i'm hanging out with and it's not again nothing i it's i'm

00:30:05.140 not trying to like flatter them i'm just like saying things i feel sorry i'm not bro you don't

00:30:10.640 know my game you like i see it every every time i watch the whole thing if you see it it's very

00:30:16.180 it's very up close like and it's eight because bro i i handle women different than you bro i'm 0.90

00:30:21.700 not fucking porn stars i'm having girls over who i like spending time with when i say things that 0.79

00:30:25.780 when i feel them i get it but also keep in mind one there's been a couple porn stars the majority 0.99

00:30:31.260 of girls that I hook up with and hang out 0.60

00:30:33.280 with are in the same category as yours, just regular

00:30:35.020 casual. No, no, no, no. They're one of ones, bro.

00:30:37.020 They're one of ones. But listen,

00:30:39.240 what you think you're doing

00:30:41.320 to

00:30:42.280 make her feel

00:30:45.140 good or appear to be a better

00:30:47.200 lover are actually hindrances

00:30:49.100 and doing bad for the girl. Let me ask 0.96

00:30:51.220 you, how do you personally

00:30:53.420 avoid that? Hot me

00:30:55.240 personally? I keep things fun. I keep

00:30:57.260 things fun. The word love is completely

00:30:59.440 mixed from my vocabulary. Who lives in is how?

00:31:01.260 Let me keep, let me keep, let me keep going.

00:31:02.540 What girl besides Emily Willis has Mike had over on a recurring basis?

00:31:07.880 More than once.

00:31:08.820 There's been a few.

00:31:09.640 I can name them.

00:31:10.440 I can, I'm not going to, but there's been, there's.

00:31:12.380 Well, what's Mike looking for?

00:31:13.620 Her, even, even her, who by the way is a great girl, six, 10, 20 times here at the house.

00:31:19.000 The word love is after zebra in terms of words that it will say to her in an intimate setting.

00:31:24.140 I will never, ever. 1.00

00:31:25.700 If you drop the fucking love word on a girl 1.00

00:31:28.340 That you are not planning to be with 1.00

00:31:30.500 For a long time 1.00

00:31:31.300 You are a fucking idiot 1.00

00:31:32.840 That word is a lock and fucking chain 1.00

00:31:36.040 For that girl's brain 1.00

00:31:37.160 As soon as you say it 0.95

00:31:38.900 You have locked yourself into a chamber of torment

00:31:41.920 And torture

00:31:42.700 It's just a word though

00:31:44.320 I think you might be right

00:31:45.220 I also agree with that

00:31:46.500 Spencer how many people

00:31:47.820 How many strangers have you gone up to

00:31:49.280 And you say I love you

00:31:50.740 I cannot believe this is happening

00:31:54.140 There's different layers of energy you put behind it.

00:31:57.520 I've never said I'm in love with you, but like, yeah, dude, there have been women who

00:32:00.880 I've been with who I genuinely love.

00:32:03.080 I genuinely love.

00:32:04.240 We can love many.

00:32:04.980 Who says we can't?

00:32:05.940 You know how dangerous that word is.

00:32:08.080 Yeah, the word is dangerous, but that's so not, yes, of course.

00:32:10.960 But he asked me to.

00:32:13.620 He's like, what else you do?

00:32:14.480 Like I said, I keep it fun. 0.92

00:32:16.240 The porn stars are fun.

00:32:17.100 They're good stories. 0.96

00:32:17.920 It's hot.

00:32:18.420 I have to preface this though.

00:32:20.880 The porn stars are a very, very, very, very, very minutely small percentage.

00:32:25.280 We talk about it from a content standpoint here.

00:32:27.720 For the most part, I meet girls through Instagram, at clubs, and through networking.

00:32:32.960 What are you looking for in a relationship?

00:32:34.440 Me, personally, what I'm looking for in a relationship is continuing to write my book,

00:32:39.520 finish, do this MTV show, that's it.

00:32:42.100 That's it.

00:32:42.580 I go out from 12 to 2.

00:32:44.180 I have from 12 to 2 to meet a girl, and I have from 2 to 4 to do the things that I should

00:32:48.900 do to make her come. 0.91

00:32:49.660 what if you just okay so there's probably a party that gets off on the meeting the new girls that's

00:32:54.200 hot too but what if there was if you only doesn't sound like you have a lot of time so if you have 0.91

00:32:57.660 10 hours in a week to hang out with a chick i would say find someone that you and i say this 0.92

00:33:02.580 for you too that you actually like like you like you trust there's no bullshit you know how much 0.52

00:33:06.380 time we waste with the texting what's up you what does that mean are we in a fight like if you know 0.54

00:33:11.000 and you cultivate it with just a few people or 10 i don't care in a rotation you see one once a month

00:33:16.400 doesn't matter who it is but like then you're not like chasing unless you are really enjoying that

00:33:20.500 chase for something you might get not get then there's a drama and the texting if you just say

00:33:24.640 i'm just going to try to make this rotation a stable one i love that you use i call it a bench

00:33:30.140 by the way so you but rotation's fine bench yeah and like honestly it's a lot i don't like i don't

00:33:37.080 like the idea of a rotation because it's too like it's too structured and just weird well no you

00:33:41.800 they don't know that okay listen i'll help you with this the nuance of this but i don't it's

00:33:45.920 gonna tell him but just be listen and maybe just want to be but it's not like i'm on the bench and

00:33:50.000 then she meets someone else or she just but i'm saying as long the more like honest you are it's

00:33:56.600 horrible i see i have a problem with the way like this is how but why this is what everyone am i

00:34:01.480 wait i got people everyone's doing that i mean you guys might do it more but i think people this

00:34:06.360 is how people are dating now emily let me you're on an app and you assume after two dates with 0.99

00:34:11.320 someone they're no longer on that or they're not fucking other people then you're insane 1.00

00:34:15.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:16.180 I mean, really.

00:34:16.880 It's the game you're playing.

00:34:17.680 And they're playing the game too.

00:34:18.900 You're on the field, brother. 0.96

00:34:19.620 And women aren't looking to get married right now.

00:34:21.180 I mean, maybe the ones you're finding at 25, I don't know. 1.00

00:34:23.540 No, they're like 23 or 24.

00:34:25.560 And as soon as he's done one, they're doing his gig with someone else.

00:34:27.600 You are more yourself and real.

00:34:29.320 And it's practice.

00:34:29.880 We'll talk about it.

00:34:30.840 It's like therapy.

00:34:31.280 Your point, though, on the fact that everyone's doing it, it's just very few people are talking

00:34:37.840 about it.

00:34:38.260 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:34:39.100 That's all I'm talking about.

00:34:39.780 And by the way, I'm not even saying that that's a bad thing.

00:34:42.340 Like, who's to say that it should all be?

00:34:44.480 applause doesn't exist right now very much i know i feel that but very much and i'm not saying every

00:34:49.420 girl and every guy's doing this some people are just looking for relationships i know a lot of

00:34:53.720 women some woman who's working for me she's like 28 and she's like i went through this period of 0.95

00:34:58.360 only like fucking all these guys and now she's like now i am telling people that i actually i'm 0.97

00:35:02.720 looking for something serious and if they don't then they're out because i don't want to waste 0.99

00:35:05.280 my time so you go through different phases and then you know sometimes you want that for two 1.00

00:35:09.080 years and then you're like oh i got a tear relationship now i just want to go fuck you 0.95

00:35:11.680 know it's a thing but most people i would say in their 20s early 20s maybe are just kind of 0.99

00:35:16.920 trying to figure it out and maybe they're like we feel weird they don't want the monogamy thing but 0.94

00:35:21.400 they don't and but then they don't know how to not be an asshole about it but i think the new 0.99

00:35:25.380 fuck boy or the new fuck girl whatever is that you are actually like truly not just authentic in your 1.00

00:35:30.540 content but when you're with someone because that's or with like how you're with your best 1.00

00:35:35.180 friends i know you think that we all have to be crazy and fighting and all this shit but if you're 0.51

00:35:39.660 just like listen you know who i am i know you are this is fun i don't really i don't know how much 0.61

00:35:43.040 time i have right now things are crazy but i feel a good vibe can't promise i'll text you every night

00:35:46.820 i would but let's get off like right let's figure out how sex is super hot right away i would say

00:35:52.240 what makes you come yeah that's yeah right that's more authentic and real and like actually juicy 1.00

00:35:56.940 than how much time do we waste with people who suck and then you're like ah why did i fuck him 0.99

00:36:01.140 or why did i do this or why is she here i'd say that's true but you still have those every once 0.99

00:36:05.480 in a while we're not perfect like i hire people and fire them all the time yeah i feel like being

00:36:09.680 vulnerable like the you'll try it and then you'll be embarrassed and then you don't want to do it

00:36:14.800 again though i feel like that's what happens typically okay you're right and you know what

00:36:18.020 happens there is that most time so the reason why most people don't do anything that i'm saying

00:36:22.480 and not say my listeners do i don't listen to lady please but this is you guys i yeah listen

00:36:28.520 i know i mean this is what i have you know a lot of millions of listeners too like you guys and

00:36:32.940 people call in and they know it's in 15 years it helps them but what i'm talking about is just this

00:36:37.660 like can't we just be wait what was your thing real about it yeah authentic okay right yeah so

00:36:43.280 it's really scary so it happens once right i'm like you say to some girl that you're talking to

00:36:47.280 and you're like i gotta tell you i know this is weird i was on this show and this woman told me

00:36:52.120 this chick told me that i should start being this is how you say you blame me and she said and so

00:36:56.060 this is kind of awkward but i i know i've been saying this or that but what i won't give me

00:36:59.680 example what would you want to say to someone me yeah in what setting maybe you want to see her

00:37:05.160 more but you want to be honest about you're dating other people or whatever it is that you feel

00:37:09.580 probably neither of those are true how about you just don't know what you you don't make promises

00:37:15.680 that you don't want to just be like this is fun hanging out um although i actually might not see

00:37:20.820 you again or i've been i'll be super busy you let them know before they leave and you're cool like

00:37:24.960 that like i've had people say to me and i've said to them you know i wasn't feeling this so this

00:37:29.120 wasn't i don't think we're vibing and then i like then they know and i don't just blow them off or

00:37:34.040 ghost them and you're not leaving like this energy of because okay the thing about being hard though

00:37:39.520 the reason why most people don't talk about it and why i will i feel like this will help this

00:37:45.280 is why i always have a job because literally most people don't but what happens is you you just

00:37:49.900 realize that yeah that didn't work that time but like it's like anything that you try and fail

00:37:53.760 right like sports or doing a podcast or anything you just keep going and you're like okay well

00:37:59.100 well, what can I take from this?

00:38:00.520 What can I not?

00:38:01.080 But with sex, we never talk about it ever.

00:38:04.000 We like people call me, call my show, the email.

00:38:07.260 They're like, we've been married for seven years.

00:38:09.320 And I don't know if she's ever had an orgasm. 0.99

00:38:11.080 And I, I've never talked to her about the fact that how I want a better blowjob. 0.97

00:38:14.700 I'm like, it's your wife or it's your partner. 0.98

00:38:16.780 Cause we're so afraid of being shut down and people laughing at us and telling us we're

00:38:21.880 wrong.

00:38:22.100 And then we feel shame.

00:38:22.840 We're like, well, I'm already a freak. 0.92

00:38:23.860 So if I talk, if I mentioned to a girl that I want her to spank or I want to spank her

00:38:28.820 and then she thinks 1.00

00:38:29.620 that's crazy

00:38:30.220 or whatever 1.00

00:38:30.500 no girls probably 1.00

00:38:31.160 want to do that now 1.00

00:38:31.860 or whatever it is

00:38:32.700 I tell her that 0.99

00:38:33.740 she's using too much teeth 0.98

00:38:35.160 what would you want 1.00

00:38:36.060 to tell someone

00:38:36.480 yeah yeah yes

00:38:36.920 well that's a great example

00:38:38.280 great example

00:38:38.760 okay you're like

00:38:39.340 okay why is so much teeth

00:38:40.260 you've turned into 1.00

00:38:40.580 a fucking cheese grater 1.00

00:38:41.540 yeah yeah 1.00

00:38:42.220 you're like why

00:38:42.720 are you cheese grating 1.00

00:38:43.480 my dick 1.00

00:38:44.000 so then what you do 1.00

00:38:45.260 is there's something

00:38:45.700 called the compliment

00:38:46.340 sandwich right

00:38:46.980 you can do whatever

00:38:47.700 you want

00:38:47.860 you're like hey babe 0.95

00:38:48.260 that was hot

00:38:48.840 I think about you

00:38:49.420 start with positive

00:38:50.460 reinforcement

00:38:50.760 positive

00:38:51.200 and you're like

00:38:51.680 hey that was awesome

00:38:52.780 you're so hot

00:38:53.420 look at you

00:38:53.780 the way your lips

00:38:54.400 and you better

00:38:54.800 that is so hot

00:38:58.820 whatever the blood job but

00:39:00.120 I feel like sometimes your teeth are like a little

00:39:02.680 honest so maybe just like okay wait here's my problem

00:39:04.820 here's my problem I told you I don't lie I'm always

00:39:06.880 honest so I don't know if I can leave with a compliment

00:39:08.640 if there's no compliment to give what about 1.00

00:39:10.860 how hot she is and you're so glad she 1.00

00:39:12.640 what if she's not hot 1.00

00:39:13.720 well then yeah what if what if you 1.00

00:39:16.740 are literally getting a blowjob from a cheese grater 0.99

00:39:18.880 practice hey 1.00

00:39:20.540 yo

00:39:21.380 I just want to let you know you're you're

00:39:24.280 you're so pretty you use your teeth when you 1.00

00:39:26.760 suck my dick but you're you have a nice 1.00

00:39:28.780 feet how was that yeah close or in the moment dude maybe you could use those instead of your 1.00

00:39:35.980 teeth next time oh your teeth were awesome and i would take those so ready for this do you know

00:39:41.620 how we deliver do you know how we deliver feedback hard harsh feedback hard too much through i do it

00:39:47.100 through comedy i do i'll be honest i'll be like yo honestly as opposed to being like hey your teeth 0.95

00:39:52.140 were kind of rubbing up my dick a little bit i'll be like yo i just want to let you know that that 0.99

00:39:56.240 I was dope and all, but you turned my dick into a Swiss cheese sandwich. 1.00

00:39:59.320 You got to fucking figure that shit out. 1.00

00:40:01.960 I don't know if we have to grind those things down with some sandpaper, whatever the fuck 1.00

00:40:05.360 beforehand. 0.95

00:40:06.040 And they're just like, stop.

00:40:07.060 Oh, my God.

00:40:08.040 And then they hit me and they're like, let me do better.

00:40:10.500 You know what I'm saying?

00:40:11.920 How's that for a method?

00:40:13.260 Because I do that too.

00:40:14.480 I wouldn't say it as harsh as that.

00:40:15.860 Yeah, as long as you're saying something.

00:40:17.460 I mean, okay, I get it.

00:40:18.860 That's your thing.

00:40:19.360 But you can just be like, oh, babe, teeth. 0.98

00:40:21.000 Watch it.

00:40:21.380 I feel like some guys just, I mean, they'll just keep going.

00:40:24.600 They'll just like.

00:40:25.320 you know like they'll just fight do it bro what i'm saying is why wouldn't we okay why wouldn't

00:40:30.540 we though so whether it's teeth like yeah just go hey babe your teeth your teeth i'd be like oh

00:40:33.720 okay sorry my teeth i didn't people are scared of hurting people's feelings yeah straight up but

00:40:37.300 wait so then they're not saying shit to you because maybe you guys are doing stuff they're 0.51

00:40:40.360 like really it's a you're a jackhammer or don't dig around in there like you're looking for change 0.86

00:40:44.500 like yeah don't play my vj like a dj right they wish they could say that like i've had some i've

00:40:50.200 had some girls be pretty open about but they're so afraid of offending you so what if you like

00:40:54.960 hey i want to be good i wanted this to be good so why don't let's make a deal you tell me what

00:40:59.140 feels good now and i'll tell you because i don't i'm learning here's we learn from every partner

00:41:02.800 but since we don't talk about it we assume going back to the thing oh well in porn he was eating 0.98

00:41:07.620 her out this is the right way to do it or she was sucking like this and that's how you do it 0.96

00:41:10.940 because our partners are like literally mute like they're mute and they're not talking about it 0.90

00:41:15.140 they're calling me and they're like well how do i do it and then i'm like here's how you do it or

00:41:18.120 here's what to say or i was i was gonna say that you're not a freak everyone thinks that doesn't

00:41:22.040 happen as much in that doesn't happen as much in hookup culture right like like the feedback

00:41:26.580 because you're not in a communication space but he but spencer's in a relationship okay so i don't

00:41:31.760 know if he i'm sure you guys communicate a lot more yeah well i was gonna say that if you are

00:41:38.280 just blunt and you're you're you're communicating like we're talking about i feel like it cuts away

00:41:44.040 all the bullshit in your life like if you're if you're not real with yourself and you're gonna 0.74

00:41:48.200 to continue to be fake with other people all you're doing is just making your life harder 0.99

00:41:52.240 like it's it's it's this comfort zone idea that like oh i'm gonna set up all these walls to

00:41:56.580 protect myself when in all reality like if you just break those down you're gonna get to where

00:42:00.580 you want to go a lot quicker exactly that's what i feel like with being in a relationship like 0.99

00:42:04.440 when i cut those walls down and i stopped playing all those games i was like yo fuck i don't want 0.98

00:42:09.120 to do this anymore like you you attract what you're looking truly looking for you know i'm 0.97

00:42:14.200 saying like it's uncomfortable it's true it is it's vulnerability it's all that stuff and they're

00:42:19.020 so afraid of getting hurt the people you're with and you guys are so we're all we're all terrified

00:42:24.000 our greatest fear is being alone and not being lovable like if you look at the end of the world

00:42:29.260 and then death but if you can just so we obviously we don't we're not gonna we can joke about

00:42:34.140 everything and i'm i'm funny you know i have my moments i get it using humor to deal with all the 0.58

00:42:38.820 fucking pain that none of us have dealt with from childhood but as a result of that we definitely 0.95

00:42:42.920 don't share sexual vulnerabilities or anything because we're like at least i'm getting laid like 0.99

00:42:47.340 you know what i mean but then we're not having a real authentic vulnerable connection but it takes

00:42:51.180 practice you guys here's the other thing you're not broken you're not wrong you're literally living

00:42:54.640 the way most people do at every age like literally to 83 hold on a second this is where i wanted to

00:43:00.000 put a quick pin in this yes how where do you film your show are you you're in la you're based in la

00:43:03.800 all right i want to i kind of want to once again like have this conversation around the fact that

00:43:08.360 We technically are having a conversation that is contained in a bubble like this.

00:43:12.140 Let's let's be honest.

00:43:13.100 We're talking about men who are literally using defensive mechanisms to keep girls off.

00:43:19.300 Like, please, please.

00:43:20.920 No, literally, I've used those words.

00:43:23.300 Please.

00:43:23.620 No, we need to.

00:43:25.160 How do we bring this conversation back to apply to the listeners to the show?

00:43:29.080 And maybe we don't. 0.99

00:43:29.840 Maybe they just want to hear about the fact, like how things go down in this fucking city. 0.99

00:43:33.060 I don't know. 0.99

00:43:33.580 I was because I was going to say as well, like, yeah, we could talk about that, too.

00:43:36.360 but i feel like i'm just trying to help you guys that i get the go you have to you have to fight

00:43:41.740 them away there's so so many no but dude i had that too i'm sorry no but i understand i i'm

00:43:47.280 telling you i yes i understand i get it but i am just saying at the end of the day if you're having

00:43:53.280 i'm just trying to kind of enlighten like anybody because any age if you're having sex which is

00:43:58.160 supposed to be like awesome and amazing and orgasms all that stuff how good to figure out

00:44:03.120 if you're actually going to do it

00:44:04.560 to make sure that it actually is good

00:44:07.140 and feels good to everybody

00:44:08.480 and it isn't as weird and hard

00:44:10.860 and so it's the communication about it

00:44:12.300 and everyone learning their own bodies

00:44:14.300 and what feels good. 0.85

00:44:15.320 So I feel like I get all the fuckboy stuff 0.63

00:44:17.380 but I just explained to you 0.88

00:44:18.880 there's another world 1.00

00:44:19.680 in which you could still be a fuckboy 1.00

00:44:21.960 and maybe you'd probably be more better fuckboy. 1.00

00:44:24.260 Like you'd probably be able to fuck more. 1.00

00:44:25.540 Oh, 100%. 1.00

00:44:26.000 More quality chicks. 1.00

00:44:27.180 Because they'll tell their friends. 1.00

00:44:28.720 Like the quality of people. 0.99

00:44:30.620 You'll attract the quality of chicks 0.99

00:44:32.400 but there'll be more you're like oh well shit i can't believe because then you are learning how 0.98

00:44:36.320 to be more yourself with them which in turn will feel better to you and then to them like everyone 0.99

00:44:40.980 wants to open up but everyone wants more connection and vulnerability but you guys are all walking

00:44:45.720 around afraid about it afraid to do it which again that's most people but it's not that hard even if

00:44:50.780 it's awkward and weird to talk about sex or just to like educate yourself on uh what pleases women

00:44:56.640 too because absolutely because that matter well it's the most important thing i think the other 0.98

00:45:02.320 i think the other big thing too is like you talked about you talked about like fuck there's 0.99

00:45:07.980 fuck boys and there's fuck girls and there's i think one of the biggest things in in the hookup 0.99

00:45:12.220 culture and dating culture in general or love culture is fine is making sure the person that 1.00

00:45:16.740 you're hooking up with is the right puzzle fit for your current status so like the people that

00:45:21.240 i hook up with they're down for that type of action you know what i'm saying like they're

00:45:25.380 You don't have time for a relationship right now. 0.98

00:45:26.760 You're like, I'm getting sex. 0.96

00:45:27.480 It's fun. 0.98

00:45:28.180 It's a night out.

00:45:28.620 Exactly.

00:45:28.860 Right, so that works.

00:45:30.060 You're not having the problems, it doesn't sound like.

00:45:31.800 I'm good.

00:45:32.340 I'm chilling.

00:45:32.920 Right.

00:45:33.020 And by the way, we're all fine.

00:45:34.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:45:35.020 No, I know you are.

00:45:35.600 He is too, but it's just tricky because I feel like, well, and it's a little bit of

00:45:42.940 a touchy topic.

00:45:44.240 He's like, he's, you know.

00:45:45.260 I don't know.

00:45:45.600 What?

00:45:46.000 I don't know.

00:45:46.380 I feel like some of the girls that you talk to are like, I think sometimes you're like

00:45:49.980 in a quest to convert girls that are like strictly relationship only sex into like casual like into

00:45:57.620 casual sex which by the way it's it's fine no no happens frequently i know that this show has

00:46:02.080 ruined my life also let me let me tell you this yeah i've been so i've been exploiting my life

00:46:06.380 and i've been so open on this show each episode some girl texts me and they're like is this true 0.95

00:46:12.540 what gary were you talking about this like this show has ruined my fucking life and guys i'm so 0.90

00:46:17.180 sorry like i know i understand this is horrible i am in a horrifying situation i'm in too deep 0.97

00:46:20.940 i can't stop i cannot stop at this point i know is this a good thing is it is it saving yes i

00:46:26.900 think so is it forcing all the i want you guys all this is what's going on in the world you 0.51

00:46:30.840 talk about like people are dying drugs and all the shit that's happening people are depressed 1.00

00:46:35.560 there's more people are depressed and anxious it they gotta fuck more no no dude it's you gotta 1.00

00:46:40.000 feel you got you guys all therapy you can afford and i know i'm not like call the coach then if 0.99

00:46:44.680 that feels better to you but the way that you're going to move through the 20s which are supposed

00:46:48.180 to suck or 30s all of it's hard i'm telling you can i ask you a personal question yeah this is

00:46:53.160 you were just saying something super important and i'm about to just degrade this conversation 1.00

00:46:58.140 you're a sex coach have you ever had sex with a student good question or is that off limits 0.99

00:47:03.920 no you really have not that little breath she goes 1.00

00:47:07.720 I'm a sex therapist 0.93

00:47:08.840 When she breathed in she was like I remember Scott 0.52

00:47:11.480 1982 I'll never forget 0.98

00:47:13.560 I've never had sex

00:47:14.480 Really

00:47:15.700 I'm a therapist more than I am like 1.00

00:47:18.940 Wait put your penis in here 1.00

00:47:20.820 That's a sexological body worker 1.00

00:47:22.520 There are people you can hire that will teach you how to have sex 0.99

00:47:25.620 That's not me 0.92

00:47:26.260 So what's something you teach

00:47:27.400 My tips are

00:47:30.120 Can I lead you with a question

00:47:32.160 We have a fan question

00:47:33.320 Spencer would you mind pulling up this fan

00:47:35.100 because this is this is talk about applying it to the masses i mean this is the this is the question

00:47:40.220 i want to second this question i believe it was the question of this has been asked by a few people

00:47:46.300 how can i last longer what what can was that the question you wanted to hear why am i why do i come

00:47:51.700 so fast okay great yeah premature ejaculation that's huge okay so the reason why it's actually 0.97

00:47:57.680 nothing's wrong with you it's a conditioned response to masturbation and ejaculation so 0.99

00:48:03.900 So the way it's probably because watching porn, maybe you're afraid you're masturbating when you 0.99

00:48:07.860 were 13 and your mom was rocking the door. Shit, I got to go quickly. So you get used to a pattern 1.00

00:48:11.860 of ejaculation. And so what happens is it just has to happen. Like the bummer is maybe it's once

00:48:17.280 the first time you suffer someone, you come too quickly and you're like, oh shit, she's coming 0.99

00:48:20.540 over again, hoping that happens again. So the good news is that if that's why it's happening, 0.93

00:48:25.960 which typically it is, it's anxiety, is that you can kind of retrain your brain to not come as

00:48:32.920 quickly and so what you do is you there's something it's essentially getting a hold of 0.98

00:48:37.560 your ejaculatory control do pinch your butt i've done this you can pinch your butt you can pull 1.00

00:48:41.720 your balls i put myself in pain yeah i've heard about someone extreme having someone else i bite 1.00

00:48:46.540 my tongue sometimes yeah yeah that all works i've even tried yeah i've tried knocking myself out 0.99

00:48:52.120 i've had somebody i've had someone that i didn't want to say this but i once had her friend run in 0.98

00:48:57.180 when i first started having sex with her with the other girl and hit me in the back of the head with 0.64

00:49:00.520 a frying pan a cast iron frying pan just to really just yeah just knocked out but i didn't come but 0.99

00:49:05.860 i didn't come i didn't come at least you didn't come dude at least you didn't come 0.98

00:49:08.880 but it's still it's good though um so is this um called the stop start so when you're masturbating 0.99

00:49:15.860 okay i'm gonna give you the easy way i'll give you the hard way the way that you probably it 0.76

00:49:20.280 can take you a while to do and then an easy way okay great so there's something called the stop 0.98

00:49:24.420 start method or edging where when you're masturbating you start you're masturbating 0.94

00:49:28.520 mastermind until you're about to ejaculate you're going about to go over the point of 0.95

00:49:31.900 having an orgasm point in overturn yeah then you stop and you go back down go back down and like 0.99

00:49:36.180 doing it with my hand and then and then you and then you just so when you're about to come you 0.59

00:49:41.120 go oh that's what i'm about to go back down what is you practice practice and the and you're going

00:49:45.820 to come at some point but eventually you're going to start to train those muscles so it won't happen

00:49:50.320 again and then also kegel must doing your kegel exercises you guys can do kegels and guys should

00:49:54.980 Aren't they called something else for a guest?

00:49:56.940 Nope, they're called kegels. 0.73

00:49:57.960 They're the pee-stopping muscles. 0.89

00:49:59.140 Wait, are they kegels for girls?

00:50:00.600 Kegels for girls and guys.

00:50:01.900 Wait, kegels or kegels?

00:50:03.320 As she's saying, it's interchangeable.

00:50:04.340 I have an app that will remind you to do it twice a day.

00:50:06.560 How can guys do kegels? 1.00

00:50:08.160 You squeeze your fucking... 1.00

00:50:09.540 I think I'm doing it right now. 1.00

00:50:10.860 I'm doing it right now.

00:50:11.740 I just did 100.

00:50:12.880 Yeah.

00:50:13.560 I'm fine. 1.00

00:50:14.180 It's when you flex your penis. 1.00

00:50:16.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:16.800 Oh, wait, what about doing it?

00:50:18.340 Okay, so that's going to strengthen your...

00:50:20.020 Oh, awesome.

00:50:20.920 It's going to strengthen your pelvic floor, 0.99

00:50:22.500 and it'll help you last longer.

00:50:23.660 I have a floor.

00:50:24.220 everyone does i'm gonna be in the gym like the next 20 days wait that's that's not true

00:50:30.560 i have an app called i uh kegel camp when i flex it reminds you to do it when i flex my wiener 0.99

00:50:36.120 for your penis kegel camp is the name yeah i love it like a fitbit for your penis well no 0.99

00:50:42.260 when i flex my penis and i do my kegel i i i can cut the time that i last in half yeah no it makes 0.99

00:50:51.460 me last like not nearly as long because i'm like i'm like it's all i got you want to be doing it 0.99

00:50:57.860 before as a practice not during oh you're trying to do kegels during the game this is practice 0.76

00:51:02.260 shit dude you gotta do these at the gym beforehand we're talking about practice 0.83

00:51:05.620 yeah y'all see me standing in the yard like this that's yeah and you go yo logan what do you do 0.99

00:51:12.060 i just been at kegel camp wait the other i don't want to get too far off of start stop because we

00:51:19.560 will go down a route we will lose start stop so it once once you bring start stop to the real world

00:51:24.940 because i i practice this in sex through through uh speed uh stop like speed changes all right so 0.90

00:51:33.220 once i get to a point where i'm like yo i'm 70 i'm i'm a pull out i might move to some oral for 0.98

00:51:39.560 a little bit i might move to some other to some other shit for a little bit okay yeah and then 0.93

00:51:44.860 And also, I know, we should talk about that too. 0.99

00:51:46.980 Dude, I have so much oral tips.

00:51:48.200 We have to.

00:51:48.780 We have to work on that.

00:51:49.540 So then what I'll do is when I get back in, I'll go at about a 25% rate with some quick

00:51:53.940 start-stop mechanism.

00:51:55.940 I call it the quick start-stop mechanism.

00:51:57.820 And then maybe I'll get back up to 70%.

00:52:00.060 But anytime you feel like you're about to be at the edge of that cliff and your little

00:52:03.560 guy's about to shoot out like an intercontinental ballistic missile, you pull back.

00:52:07.820 Just like that.

00:52:08.640 Yeah.

00:52:09.120 Yeah.

00:52:09.620 So you don't do that.

00:52:10.840 I got a couple more fan questions.

00:52:12.200 The other thing is, okay, one more thing I want to say.

00:52:13.480 Is there something called Promescent

00:52:15.520 It's a quickly absorbing delay spray 0.99

00:52:17.860 You add your penis to last for 20 minutes 1.00

00:52:19.320 Call her daddy talks about this show 1.00

00:52:20.700 They sent us some stuff

00:52:22.100 They did?

00:52:22.540 It actually works

00:52:23.260 They wanted to sponsor us

00:52:24.080 I was on the show

00:52:24.760 Okay listen

00:52:25.340 You can get it anywhere online

00:52:29.120 It literally does work

00:52:30.280 You last like 67% longer

00:52:33.160 But you have to put it on

00:52:34.060 You have to put it on like 10 minutes before sex

00:52:36.760 So it's like mace

00:52:37.680 It's like if a bear is coming at you

00:52:39.480 You just spray it at your wiener instead

00:52:40.940 It's bear spray

00:52:41.740 What? 1.00

00:52:42.240 And then they're going to be like, why does your dick taste all weird? 1.00

00:52:44.520 No, you've got to wait, you've got to wait. 1.00

00:52:46.100 Ten minutes.

00:52:46.700 Is that weird?

00:52:47.660 It lasts, it's just called whatever.

00:52:48.640 Or else it tastes like bear spray?

00:52:49.480 But I'd rather have you guys get that anxiety, like, know that you can control it if you

00:52:53.920 are coming, and it's your practice to last longer.

00:52:56.560 I think it's your stool.

00:52:57.880 You guys, this stool is like...

00:52:58.580 It sounded like my grandmother just came in.

00:53:00.260 This stool is super wobbly. 0.53

00:53:02.140 It's wobbly.

00:53:02.740 So it's, do you know anything about, what I'm interested in learning is Tantra.

00:53:07.900 Like, aren't there like breathing ways in Tantra that can make you last longer?

00:53:12.240 no no not that we don't want to

00:53:13.880 I'm incapable

00:53:15.020 that's like asking me to meditate 0.98

00:53:16.560 it's just not gonna fucking happen 0.92

00:53:17.960 but dude it could 0.79

00:53:19.220 I mean if you're gonna last longer

00:53:20.440 you wouldn't go 1.00

00:53:20.920 I don't have a problem with long shit 1.00

00:53:23.580 because I know how to fucking 1.00

00:53:24.560 I know how to control 0.99

00:53:25.580 I've done a million podcasts about this too

00:53:27.240 but there's a few methods

00:53:28.400 like that's

00:53:29.520 just start to know

00:53:30.440 and then also stopping and starting

00:53:32.000 even with your partner is good

00:53:33.240 but sometimes it can be frustrating

00:53:34.400 for the woman

00:53:34.880 that she's getting there 0.79

00:53:36.080 that she's about to come

00:53:37.520 and then you're like

00:53:37.960 I gotta stop

00:53:38.440 and she's like

00:53:38.800 ah don't stop

00:53:39.480 wait that's the way you have to practice right

00:53:40.860 you said there's a quick way 0.95

00:53:41.580 Oh, when you're masturbating on your own, you have to do the stop-start method and do 0.99

00:53:44.960 the kegels on your own, not with the chick. 1.00

00:53:47.000 I don't masturbate that much. 1.00

00:53:48.160 No? 0.99

00:53:48.880 Tell me more.

00:53:50.040 How often?

00:53:51.220 Never?

00:53:51.800 When's the last time?

00:53:52.620 Do you know?

00:53:54.020 Why?

00:53:54.680 What do you think that is?

00:53:56.620 I'm extremely busy and preoccupied mentally.

00:53:59.840 Plus, he also has like real vessels, too. 0.98

00:54:05.780 A lot of people, he's got girls.

00:54:07.380 He's got girls, right? 1.00

00:54:08.280 Why are you going to jerk off when you could jerk off with another human? 1.00

00:54:11.580 I'm gonna be honest 1.00

00:54:13.200 the only time I masturbate 0.98

00:54:14.120 is when I'm bored 0.98

00:54:14.680 like if I'm home alone

00:54:15.620 because you know 0.99

00:54:16.600 you're having sex every night 0.55

00:54:17.600 or something 0.98

00:54:18.000 so maybe 0.99

00:54:19.820 so if you're gonna have sex 0.99

00:54:21.540 every night

00:54:21.900 is that unhealthy

00:54:22.560 to which part 0.79

00:54:24.060 not masturbating 0.93

00:54:25.240 yeah I think it's important 0.99

00:54:26.140 for everyone to masturbate 1.00

00:54:27.360 for men and for women 0.99

00:54:28.000 even good Christians

00:54:28.720 especially good Christians

00:54:30.820 listen you guys

00:54:32.320 we are told

00:54:32.920 that just changed my whole outlook

00:54:34.020 on life

00:54:34.500 can't wait for the show to be over

00:54:36.380 well listen

00:54:36.880 we are told that

00:54:37.740 as Christians

00:54:39.260 or wherever people are raised

00:54:40.560 in religion

00:54:40.940 the church

00:54:41.380 you're told that sex is wrong 0.99

00:54:44.020 sex is filthy 0.99

00:54:44.720 because of religion 1.00

00:54:46.020 because of people trying to control female sexuality 0.97

00:54:48.580 if you look in the bible 0.91

00:54:49.780 there is nothing in the bible about masturbation being wrong

00:54:52.480 that is facts 0.93

00:54:53.560 and everything that we hear that sex is taboo and wrong and immoral 1.00

00:54:56.300 and if I masturbate I'm going to go blind or go to hell 1.00

00:54:58.340 it's all bullshit 1.00

00:54:59.440 I was worried when I started masturbating 1.00

00:55:02.180 that my ancestral ghosts 0.99

00:55:04.180 would see you

00:55:04.840 this is why we don't talk about sex

00:55:09.060 because we have shame from something 1.00

00:55:10.420 we heard it at seven years old that's why you're thinking about your fucking ancestors and then 0.99

00:55:15.060 you think i'm doing something wrong so a lot of men after orgasm they feel guilt sometimes that 0.99

00:55:20.080 can come in handy though when you're trying to last long to not think about your ancestors 0.97

00:55:23.160 grandma come on grandma help me yeah help me i think of nuns old nuns you do it's funny there

00:55:29.460 are people that say that there was a lost verse uh john i think it was john 28 2 thine shout not 0.99

00:55:35.760 touch thou's own penis i tried so hard there's nothing in it but we're all walking around 0.98

00:55:42.720 feeling shame even in a level that we're not conscious about sex we're like oh i felt bad 0.99

00:55:47.020 i shouldn't do this i've worked to do but like literally the best thing you could do is is 0.89

00:55:51.260 self-love and get figuring out your own penis because that's why it happens too quickly it's 0.95

00:55:55.440 because you got to give it some love on you name your private parts i don't is it weird when guys 0.99

00:55:59.480 have names for their penis not that i do anything's weird chief wahoo 0.99

00:56:02.600 Chief Wahoo 1.00

00:56:04.740 Chief Wahoo

00:56:04.760 yours is

00:56:05.220 Chief Wahoo

00:56:06.320 I love it

00:56:06.840 so it sounds like

00:56:07.660 you have a relationship

00:56:08.620 with him

00:56:09.080 he's my guy

00:56:09.640 why

00:56:10.160 my guy

00:56:11.240 well guess what

00:56:11.880 Chief Wahoo ain't too happy

00:56:13.280 cause you ain't been

00:56:13.900 seeing him intimately lately

00:56:15.260 he's always been

00:56:16.460 bringing a third person

00:56:17.320 to the party

00:56:17.740 he wants to hang out

00:56:18.340 with just you

00:56:19.040 he's about to hop

00:56:20.440 off your body bro

00:56:21.220 it's a stress reliever

00:56:21.800 too

00:56:22.420 it makes you feel

00:56:23.400 better

00:56:24.100 honestly you gotta

00:56:24.760 get your numbers up bro

00:56:25.960 you really do

00:56:26.940 haven't you watched

00:56:27.800 Wolf lately bro

00:56:28.620 what is Matthew McConaughey

00:56:29.520 the numbers of what

00:56:30.440 of the women he's 0.99

00:56:31.100 masturbation 1.00

00:56:32.560 jerk off 0.99

00:56:32.960 yeah he said 0.88

00:56:34.380 what was it

00:56:35.180 four times

00:56:35.660 once in the morning

00:56:36.920 again once he gets

00:56:38.660 to work

00:56:39.140 I think it was

00:56:39.880 I'm not a fan

00:56:40.780 of that strategy man

00:56:41.720 to be honest

00:56:42.440 no I agree

00:56:43.040 I agree

00:56:43.440 why

00:56:43.720 I think

00:56:44.820 I mean

00:56:45.440 I view that as

00:56:47.440 like life force energy

00:56:48.940 and if you're just

00:56:49.880 like throwing that out

00:56:50.860 into the drain

00:56:51.500 or whatever you're doing

00:56:52.140 bro that's a waste

00:56:52.760 you're talking about 1.00

00:56:52.980 ejaculating my guy 1.00

00:56:53.780 listen man 0.98

00:56:54.700 here on earth 0.99

00:56:55.460 we do jerk off 0.98

00:56:57.880 okay 0.75

00:56:58.220 so I don't know 0.99

00:56:58.600 what fucking planet 1.00

00:56:59.380 your life force energy 1.00

00:57:00.540 is being affected on

00:57:01.580 okay but

00:57:02.280 I don't know what's going on up there on Neptune. 0.99

00:57:05.040 There are men who ejaculate 0.98

00:57:06.340 who orgasms without ejaculation. 0.98

00:57:08.460 That's what I'm working towards. 0.94

00:57:09.840 I was just talking to my girlfriend

00:57:12.180 this morning about that.

00:57:13.900 You too?

00:57:15.500 Yeah, we're working on it. Have you gotten to it yet?

00:57:18.120 He's like in a different... 0.67

00:57:19.000 You guys oming?

00:57:20.060 We need to talk after this.

00:57:22.180 Is that Tantra?

00:57:23.720 That's Tantra, right?

00:57:24.780 That's not where you guys are interested.

00:57:26.500 I am interested in the thought.

00:57:30.460 Do you want to last longer?

00:57:31.460 talk to this guy talk to spencer more about what he's doing i mean i'm still i need to talk to

00:57:35.980 people too so can i stay here please please it's actually true is your life force energy you talk

00:57:42.240 about like for your athletic endeavors or work endeavors yeah focus or i feel like you hold it 0.66

00:57:47.320 and that but you still masturbate but you don't ejaculate what are you the amount of like good 0.99

00:57:53.000 things that happen in my life and like business and like everything if i masturbate like dude 0.99

00:57:59.660 But not good things happen 0.96

00:58:01.360 I'm serious

00:58:01.880 Really?

00:58:02.420 Yeah

00:58:02.660 Wait when you do or when you don't

00:58:04.520 When I do

00:58:05.060 Right

00:58:05.360 Like if I'm storing that energy

00:58:07.400 Yeah you gotta let me

00:58:08.160 You gotta release it 0.96

00:58:08.500 Like dude good shit happens 0.99

00:58:09.180 No no no 0.98

00:58:09.560 You guys are on two different pages

00:58:10.880 Do you agree? 0.99

00:58:12.440 He's saying when he doesn't jerk off 1.00

00:58:14.340 Homeless people get housing and shit like that 1.00

00:58:16.180 When he does 1.00

00:58:17.100 When he does jerk off 0.98

00:58:18.780 Plants die 1.00

00:58:19.940 Fucking koala bears get in trouble 1.00

00:58:22.140 No I'm just saying 1.00

00:58:22.820 I'm just saying for me personally

00:58:23.980 I'm more like clear

00:58:25.200 I'm more efficient

00:58:26.200 When you don't

00:58:27.140 When I don't

00:58:27.940 Right 1.00

00:58:28.140 You're what's called a fucking algorithmic anomaly. 1.00

00:58:32.240 And you live on Neptune with your strange space people. 1.00

00:58:35.840 But when you do, it's with your girlfriend then.

00:58:37.640 Correct.

00:58:38.080 Okay, so you're holding it out.

00:58:39.340 So you are doing it.

00:58:40.280 Oh, correct, yeah. 0.97

00:58:41.600 There's a lot with ejaculate. 0.97

00:58:43.120 I'm not ready for you. 0.99

00:58:44.400 See, but where you're at, I would just say that masturbation, 0.99

00:58:47.080 because here's what happened. 0.99

00:58:48.500 You're not having that experience alone that every time you're ejaculating 0.96

00:58:51.600 is with a chick that you don't really, or maybe you know her. 0.97

00:58:55.280 I don't know.

00:58:55.920 I hope you know her.

00:58:56.420 I mean, you know her, but she might.

00:58:57.680 Who are you?

00:58:58.140 yeah whoever it is

00:58:59.800 but you don't have

00:59:00.880 anything alone 1.00

00:59:01.540 with your penis 1.00

00:59:02.140 like hey dude 1.00

00:59:03.180 like wahoo

00:59:04.460 what's up

00:59:05.380 what's up dude

00:59:05.900 chief wahoo

00:59:06.620 hey chief wahoo

00:59:07.860 how you been

00:59:08.420 maybe beat some drums

00:59:09.140 with him or something

00:59:09.920 like let's

00:59:10.660 let's get to know

00:59:11.500 each other

00:59:11.860 but I know

00:59:13.220 we've been through 0.99

00:59:13.880 so much shit 1.00

00:59:14.560 we got in a pogo stick 1.00

00:59:15.860 accident in the 5th grade

00:59:16.980 and then I had

00:59:17.580 15% of my right 0.99

00:59:18.880 testicle removed 0.98

00:59:19.740 when I was 19 0.99

00:59:20.780 me and my guy

00:59:21.940 have been through it

00:59:22.540 oh

00:59:22.740 so you gotta get

00:59:24.420 some love

00:59:24.880 you probably have

00:59:25.400 some stuff with it

00:59:26.120 then too

00:59:26.520 some issues

00:59:27.100 Spencer's in a relationship 0.99

00:59:28.080 how often should he be masturbating 0.99

00:59:30.160 because in my mind I'm like yo if I'm in a 0.99

00:59:32.500 relationship why do I need to masturbate 0.97

00:59:34.320 but you're not even you're not in a relationship 0.99

00:59:36.640 I'm prepping myself for the future

00:59:38.320 oh okay

00:59:40.300 well it depends now if you

00:59:42.540 are in a relationship listen most men 0.99

00:59:44.400 will ejaculate whether in a relationship 0.99

00:59:46.300 will masturbate whether they're in a relationship 0.99

00:59:48.560 or they're out of a relationship and there's nothing wrong with that 0.97

00:59:50.640 so just address your audience there's a lot 1.00

00:59:52.580 of women I know who are 0.99

00:59:54.580 in their early 20s and they're dating

00:59:56.720 guys and they don't masturbate because i have to teach tell women that it's important too because 0.98

01:00:00.380 they'll have more orgasms and better sex but they get jealous they like they're like why is he 0.99

01:00:04.540 masturbating why is he watching porn and they get really they try to control i had a girlfriend who 1.00

01:00:07.840 got mad at me so then yeah for masturbating you do that in my mouth don't you do that 0.99

01:00:14.520 low-key low-key low-key a lot of the girls i hang out with now they want to watch it with me 0.99

01:00:19.520 but it's also once again it probably depends on the girl but finishes finishes they want to watch

01:00:25.020 themselves so yeah i think that in a relationship and again i'm no people's like how long should i

01:00:30.060 wait before i sleep with someone how long how many times should i i don't give like numbers

01:00:33.580 because i'm not going to make everyone feel worse than they already do or better it's different for 0.81

01:00:38.060 everybody but i think if you're in a relationship still masturbate when you want to it's a it's an 0.81

01:00:41.900 important part of being like sexually healthy like it's actually good for your prostate it's good for

01:00:45.820 your functioning it's good for everything too so but if you're in a relationship and you feel like

01:00:50.740 you're working on lasting longer or the chi energy maybe you're masturbating but you're not

01:00:55.920 ejaculating you're whatever it is you're doing that's cool you have a plan for it and you're 0.94

01:00:59.640 still having regular sex and ejaculating a few times a week or however long how long have you 0.99

01:01:04.060 guys been together uh just over a year okay so you're still having a lot of sex yeah cool that 0.99

01:01:08.500 happens hold on it's good for about two years this whole masturbating without coming thing 0.96

01:01:12.520 that's a whole nother well i just i just want to think about it for a second so that's like if i 0.63

01:01:16.340 go in the kitchen i grab all the materials and i want to make myself a nice cheeseburger i got the 0.52

01:01:21.140 burger all fried up nice i get the roll fucking set up i get the lettuce the tomato mayo all that 0.97

01:01:25.960 shit put it all together nice nice cut it in half on a nice plate and then i just sit and put it 0.98

01:01:29.920 there and i don't eat it like what the why would i do that give it to the birds saying like earlier 0.99

01:01:36.500 about how like why would we say something if someone shuts us down or we feel silly or you

01:01:40.520 try something once right and it like it's painful right like the first time you work out or try a

01:01:45.080 board or anything you're gonna suck right the first day you snowboard but it's kind of like

01:01:49.220 that but you know the benefits are gonna outweigh that initial pain of like why am i jacking off 0.99

01:01:54.140 and not coming but the benefits are blue balls how's that a benefit oh my balls have turned blue 0.94

01:02:04.700 listen like smurf balls it's not the way you think not in the way you think so if you i mean i'm not 0.99

01:02:10.200 even saying that you can't eventually ejaculate but if you masturbate to the point where you're 1.00

01:02:14.880 like and then you're breathing through it and you're still getting turned on but then you you 0.66

01:02:18.140 stop that and then maybe you go back to it or that you just practice the lasting longer and you wait 0.99

01:02:22.840 a day or you wait six hours yeah that day sucks my balls look like well let me let me tell you 1.00

01:02:28.680 you can still orgasm though without this is years and years of practice the guys i know who don't 0.99

01:02:34.140 ejaculate with orgasm have been are like tantric masters so i don't that's why i think you wouldn't 0.51

01:02:38.960 want to go there right now i get i just want you guys to have a healthy relationship with your 0.99

01:02:42.660 penis can you trigger can you can you we're talking about like levels i don't this is like 0.99

01:02:47.220 they're not this is i we should probably pull it back no like you're amazing on your journey

01:02:52.760 wait what just happened did you guys hook up no i said he's good on his journey 1.00

01:02:56.380 did you just have tantric sex are you oming what the fuck happened listen i've done the oming 1.00

01:03:01.480 listen you guys are all like in different places like again i keep thinking of athletes like 1.00

01:03:05.300 different levels of not even good better bad at not even like immediate intermediate but

01:03:10.240 You're in another journey of the thing

01:03:12.220 and they're in another place.

01:03:13.980 Nothing's right or wrong, good or bad.

01:03:15.320 How many times have you...

01:03:18.220 You're all great. You're all doing it.

01:03:20.060 I think I may have a problem.

01:03:21.480 If I, for some reason, when I orgasm,

01:03:24.140 shoot a blank, I've failed.

01:03:26.380 I've let myself down and I've let her down.

01:03:28.120 You think that she cares?

01:03:29.640 I do. 1.00

01:03:30.500 What is this shit? 1.00

01:03:34.600 I've had girls 1.00

01:03:35.900 and every guy in here has had this

01:03:38.120 shoot a blank, nothing comes out.

01:03:39.320 nothing comes out

01:03:39.940 maybe because it's like

01:03:40.960 the third round

01:03:41.500 maybe it's because 0.99

01:03:41.980 I masturbated earlier 0.99

01:03:43.180 in the day 0.99

01:03:43.640 yeah all those things

01:03:44.580 so we

01:03:44.940 I've had girls

01:03:45.840 a lot

01:03:46.400 so they think

01:03:46.880 oh you didn't really come

01:03:48.660 you're not turned on

01:03:49.400 you faked it

01:03:49.920 yes

01:03:50.200 they don't have enough

01:03:51.100 information to know

01:03:52.080 that it has nothing

01:03:52.740 to do with that

01:03:53.200 I've had girls 1.00

01:03:54.300 maybe show them 1.00

01:03:55.400 the condom 0.96

01:03:56.320 the condom

01:03:57.980 because we don't

01:03:58.700 the condom

01:03:59.220 and I'm like

01:04:00.200 I don't know how to tell you

01:04:00.940 like I came

01:04:02.600 but it just

01:04:03.700 I shot a blank

01:04:04.500 I don't know what to tell you

01:04:05.280 that is not true

01:04:06.800 you came three times 1.00

01:04:08.340 what the fuck 1.00

01:04:09.000 Sometimes they don't believe me 1.00

01:04:10.560 They think Chief Wahoo's down here just producing

01:04:12.300 Ejaculate 0.92

01:04:12.920 You want me to plug you 1.00

01:04:18.680 Post sex 1.00

01:04:19.380 That's genius 1.00

01:04:21.460 I'm just being honest with you guys 0.99

01:04:23.600 I have a show with a lot of fucking people 0.99

01:04:25.820 Who are like everyday 1.00

01:04:26.700 Were you about to say Mitt Romney

01:04:27.900 I have a show with Mitt Romney

01:04:30.060 No I have a lot of listeners

01:04:31.800 Who are your age

01:04:34.040 Exactly where you're at

01:04:34.780 And guys are going she didn't get wet 1.00

01:04:37.000 I didn't turn her on 1.00

01:04:38.100 why didn't she you know orgasm if they care um great question if a woman doesn't every woman 1.00

01:04:46.940 gets to decide but once a woman knows how to orgasm and what her body yes a woman can still 1.00

01:04:52.220 love the touching and the kissing and you pounding her and stuff but not really the pounding they 1.00

01:04:56.020 actually don't really like that eventually they might but the point is women would prefer to have 0.90

01:05:00.760 orgasms they prefer to have intimacy or at least touch i think that my best one of my best pieces 0.73

01:05:05.420 advice is go five times slower than you think 0.84

01:05:07.460 when you're kissing her, undressing her, just for 0.92

01:05:09.520 a moment. Big fact. Slow it down.

01:05:11.100 And mostly with oral.

01:05:13.360 Oral is slow. I know we want to move

01:05:15.400 there because he's been holding up the sign that just says

01:05:17.400 oral on it for like five minutes now. I'm going to say

01:05:19.540 that women are going to enjoy sex

01:05:21.080 if you treat her well and it's kind and all that, but 1.00

01:05:23.280 yeah, I think she's going to prefer it when she has an orgasm

01:05:25.560 over not. What about clout? Would they 0.93

01:05:27.380 prefer that over the orgasm? Clout? Yes. 0.95

01:05:29.460 Like clout of you're going

01:05:31.360 to tag her in something? Yeah, like a page

01:05:33.460 post or potentially a Snapchat

01:05:35.760 story. You're going to give her two stories and mention

01:05:37.320 and a tweet? Like, yo, I can't make you come tonight, but I got you

01:05:39.380 on a tweet and a vlog shout out.

01:05:41.180 Are you cool with that? Yes or no?

01:05:45.480 Well, that's the girl you're sleeping with, and how's that 1.00

01:05:47.280 going for you? Like, that she just wants a mention. 1.00

01:05:49.180 I mean, her followers have been blowing up.

01:05:50.740 I mean, she's got... She's shooting up on the rankings.

01:05:52.560 Yeah, she's popping up on the rankings. So, I mean,

01:05:54.440 she's like, yeah, I didn't come, but I gained like

01:05:56.440 42,000 new Twitter followers.

01:05:59.100 And in many ways, that might be

01:06:00.680 more useful than an orgasm. To be honest,

01:06:02.680 in this particular case

01:06:04.780 I think she got a lot more out of it.

01:06:06.240 I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

01:06:08.700 We have a very dry humor here.

01:06:10.520 Dude, I get it. Women, I think that 1.00

01:06:12.420 most women would prefer to have, at least 1.00

01:06:14.480 prefer to know that we thought about her. Her

01:06:16.360 orgasm came into play, into your

01:06:18.380 mind at some point during the thing, even if

01:06:20.440 she didn't. Even if you tried.

01:06:22.240 You know what? You've inspired me.

01:06:24.240 I'm going to try so much harder. I swear to God.

01:06:27.120 It's not that I, I don't want to say

01:06:28.320 lazy because I'm not.

01:06:30.200 I'm into it. It's just like I don't make that

01:06:32.260 I don't take that extra

01:06:34.760 that bonus effort

01:06:35.920 to make sure

01:06:37.000 you know what I'm saying

01:06:37.900 that's so weird to me

01:06:40.660 I'm not saying it's bad

01:06:41.880 but for me

01:06:42.420 Bill as a person

01:06:43.440 when I

01:06:43.980 when

01:06:44.280 if we're on a good rhythm

01:06:46.420 and she's like

01:06:46.960 yo I'm so close

01:06:47.780 and I'm like

01:06:48.400 I didn't start

01:06:49.320 stop methodism enough

01:06:50.440 I blew the hooch on this one

01:06:52.360 which happens to me 1.00

01:06:52.880 sometimes she's like

01:06:53.460 I know she's 30 seconds out

01:06:54.720 and I let it go

01:06:55.300 and I innately feel terrible

01:06:57.360 that is one of my

01:07:00.020 least favorite scenarios

01:07:01.360 When she's so close

01:07:02.340 and I know it in my brain

01:07:03.800 and I'm like...

01:07:05.060 And yo, it's so funny.

01:07:06.180 Y'all, have you ever...

01:07:06.760 But then say,

01:07:07.000 what do you need?

01:07:07.940 I want to make you calm.

01:07:08.640 Facts. 1.00

01:07:09.180 Go down on her, 1.00

01:07:09.940 get her vibrator, 1.00

01:07:10.900 use your finger. 1.00

01:07:11.520 That's an in the moment.

01:07:12.220 You got to be a surgeon general.

01:07:14.580 You got to be the surgeon general.

01:07:16.120 No, that's not true.

01:07:16.800 No, that's not true.

01:07:17.540 You got to be a scout in the army.

01:07:19.240 Let me tell you something.

01:07:21.180 This is something that, again,

01:07:22.240 people learn through life.

01:07:23.580 So I would say, 1.00

01:07:24.060 how old are the girls 0.99

01:07:25.120 you're mostly sleeping with? 0.99

01:07:26.040 Under the age of 25 or 30?

01:07:27.980 I'd say...

01:07:29.040 Above 18.

01:07:30.040 Above 18.

01:07:30.460 i'd say i'd say i'd say 19 to 20 25 okay so in that age group i would say that the majority of

01:07:40.980 women even if you tried they might be like oh no it's cool because they've never orgasmed with a

01:07:45.140 partner because they don't know how to ask for it facts so or maybe they've never even orgasmed 1.00

01:07:48.880 yet or they've never masturbated because they still feel shame yep or they think it's gross 0.98

01:07:52.700 so even if you which i suggest try to go down on her first so she comes first is what okay that 0.72

01:07:58.080 is my biggest play best I want you guys to all get this book she comes first by this guy Ian

01:08:02.720 Kerner and if you read this one book you can listen to it you can read it you could share it

01:08:06.860 it will change your life your relationship with women because it will tell you everything you

01:08:10.780 need to know if you can she's like where'd that go if you can if you can make your girl come 1.00

01:08:16.780 before you penetrate first let that be that is the biggest thing ever because then you don't 1.00

01:08:22.100 have to worry about how quick you I mean you should still try to go long but at the end of

01:08:25.340 day like if she's already come once she's calm she's cool she's chilling and by the way and by

01:08:29.920 the way and i try to practice every i try to practice this as much as possible i just unfortunately

01:08:34.280 don't i don't to your point do oral with every girl i hook up with just because it's like it's 0.98

01:08:38.960 kind of intimate i know and let's have this conversation yes girls are much likelier to 0.81

01:08:44.580 perform perform oral on a guy it's once again it's in this bubble though it's in this yo let 0.97

01:08:51.600 14 to 24, they want Instagram followers.

01:08:53.400 Not that bubble, yes, that one, yes, L.A.

01:08:55.800 It's basically like, hey, what's up?

01:08:59.080 Saw you on Instagram. 0.99

01:09:00.160 Oh, we DM'd a few times, shots, blowjob. 0.99

01:09:02.420 It's kind of in that order. 0.98

01:09:03.700 Yeah, right.

01:09:04.180 And so you try to...

01:09:05.120 And speed. 1.00

01:09:06.480 Yeah, and speed and drugs, and so she's like, oh, my God. 0.99

01:09:08.940 Wait, hold on, sorry, no, no, no, no, no. 0.99

01:09:10.640 No drugs, no.

01:09:11.660 No drugs. 0.91

01:09:11.980 Just back it up a match.

01:09:12.960 Zero drugs.

01:09:13.700 But you're saying, right, and that's how it goes down,

01:09:16.260 and those are what the nights are about.

01:09:17.700 I'm just saying, if it's working for all y'all, fine,

01:09:19.740 these aren't the people you want to see again but i or maybe you do but in those moments of

01:09:23.960 those nights you can only you have a few of those maybe you have years of those but no ultimately i 0.86

01:09:27.840 would say that no one's having like she's it was more of like oh i fucked this guy and he's cool 0.98

01:09:32.700 that's 100 what it is 100 but she's not leaving that was great sex oh my god he saw my body felt 0.96

01:09:37.380 my body and as a skill growing up that you guys are figuring it out i'm telling you what you're

01:09:42.600 going to find your your wife whatever you want your wife whoever the stuff i'm telling you like

01:09:48.380 she comes first or like understand her body it's not like oh man now i'm gonna have to spend 20 0.99

01:09:52.280 minutes going down on her my blowjob no it's not like that it's an exchange of like energy so once 0.96

01:09:57.340 you learn to like oh she she needs that i respect her like i need to go down you're gonna get like 0.99

01:10:02.640 the best sex you're not even gonna know there'll be no teeth they'll be they'll be blowjob they'll 0.99

01:10:07.760 be like love and things that because that's what we want so it's a she's giving to you because 0.99

01:10:11.860 that's all she knows but once you start to give to her first and then she gets filled up then she

01:10:16.900 all she wants. She just wants to give you 0.90

01:10:18.740 blowjobs for days. 1.00

01:10:20.520 Really quickly, once again... Or whatever it is 0.99

01:10:22.740 that you need. Let me go back to this really quick

01:10:24.720 too, because I don't want to make it sound like that.

01:10:26.720 I was talking about a certain group.

01:10:28.620 I know, and I've prefaced on, I've said it

01:10:30.640 on the show before, that for me 0.65

01:10:32.580 the best sex that I have 0.92

01:10:34.460 is always with someone

01:10:36.660 that I have some sort of connection with.

01:10:38.940 I know that. Trust me, and I'm

01:10:40.860 more than happy to say that the best sex I've 0.99

01:10:42.780 probably ever had was sex with girlfriends 0.82

01:10:44.880 that I was with for years at a time.

01:10:46.320 You know what I'm saying?

01:10:46.740 Because we knew each other's bodies.

01:10:47.880 We knew what each other wanted.

01:10:48.620 And she felt safe.

01:10:49.180 We loved each other.

01:10:50.200 Right.

01:10:50.380 And call it what you want, but even for guys that are expected to be driven by this visceral,

01:10:58.720 like, lustful connection to women, that love and that chemistry is a dual turn-on for both

01:11:04.600 people.

01:11:04.880 It really is.

01:11:05.580 And I'm not trying to knock that. 0.96

01:11:06.600 I know I talk a lot of shit from the scene here because it's fun to listen to and it's 0.97

01:11:10.260 like a funny thing, but I get it. 0.98

01:11:12.400 And I, even when I, even when it's like loose, like seeing a girl like four or five, ten

01:11:17.540 times, whatever, those are the ones where I always have the best experience.

01:11:21.240 And when I am, and when I am with those girls, I try to employ that method of making her

01:11:25.420 come first, which I think is so important.

01:11:27.160 So how do we do that?

01:11:28.100 How do we do that?

01:11:28.920 What is, what is the Kevin method?

01:11:30.420 Yeah.

01:11:30.680 Oh, okay.

01:11:31.360 I've been told to ask you this.

01:11:32.000 All right.

01:11:32.400 The Kevin method is, okay.

01:11:34.820 So here's the deal. 0.99

01:11:36.580 When you're going down on a woman, a Volvo, you know, the Volvo, I was going to, I was 1.00

01:11:42.020 The Volvo, yeah? 1.00

01:11:43.020 I was going to bring my...

01:11:43.900 Great car. 0.99

01:11:44.540 Swedish. 1.00

01:11:45.120 My masturbation puppet. 1.00

01:11:47.360 My vagina puppet, but it's cool. 1.00

01:11:49.660 So listen, so you know about the clitoris? 1.00

01:11:54.200 What is that? 0.99

01:11:54.800 Tell our viewers how to find it quickly, please.

01:11:56.840 Some of them have been desperately searching for it.

01:11:59.160 Can I have a piece of paper?

01:12:00.440 Can I just draw it really quickly?

01:12:02.180 Can you get some paper?

01:12:03.040 Yeah, we got this.

01:12:03.660 We got a whiteboard.

01:12:04.460 Okay, so.

01:12:05.820 Yes, zoom in on that.

01:12:07.380 Okay.

01:12:07.780 You kind of look like Madonna.

01:12:09.380 You look like Madonna?

01:12:10.120 In the best possible way.

01:12:11.620 Oh, yeah.

01:12:12.720 I've never been told that.

01:12:13.740 Is that cool?

01:12:14.560 Yeah.

01:12:15.300 All right.

01:12:15.700 Like which era though?

01:12:17.000 Like the hot one.

01:12:18.200 Awesome.

01:12:19.080 Okay.

01:12:19.640 So here's the,

01:12:21.140 all right.

01:12:21.700 So this is the,

01:12:22.400 this is the vault.

01:12:23.020 We're looking at looking down at it,

01:12:24.240 right?

01:12:24.540 These are the, 0.99

01:12:25.140 these are the labia or the lips as we call it, 0.81

01:12:26.940 the inner labia outer. 0.50

01:12:29.940 Okay.

01:12:30.380 So this is the vaginal opening. 1.00

01:12:32.380 Let me see this vaginal quick. 1.00

01:12:33.720 It's a little wide. 1.00

01:12:34.940 Wow.

01:12:35.120 That's a big boy.

01:12:35.940 Okay. 1.00

01:12:37.800 You drew a fucking sub. 1.00

01:12:40.520 I'll cut that off. 1.00

01:12:41.520 Okay.

01:12:41.740 i've seen them at the crusty crab 0.84

01:12:48.180 there we go incredible ah there we go it's a little bit better okay yeah so these are labia 0.98

01:13:02.320 right yeah yeah okay clitoris so we all know it's this little like like like mythical it's 0.98

01:13:07.820 Mythical. 0.96

01:13:08.360 Mythical.

01:13:09.100 So the clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings, okay? 0.99

01:13:15.020 Good Lord. 0.99

01:13:15.700 The penis, circumcised, has 4,000. 0.99

01:13:18.560 They're double better than us, dude. 1.00

01:13:20.240 The only reason the clitoris exists is for female pleasure. 1.00

01:13:24.340 So once you, and here's the thing, it's not just there. 0.91

01:13:27.700 So sometimes it's hidden. 1.00

01:13:28.840 Like some women have like a little like clitoral hood and you have to like warm it up. 1.00

01:13:32.020 So you want to go in here and like kind of massage around her like inner thighs and like 1.00

01:13:35.840 you don't go right for the clitoris, right? 0.99

01:13:37.260 but those 8 000 nerve endings are not just here they extend down behind the labia so by the

01:13:43.700 vaginal opening there's like legs so if you look at the clitoris out of here it looks like this it

01:13:47.940 kind of looks like a horseshoe it like looks it has legs okay so the whole these are all nerve 0.88

01:13:53.620 endings here so this is the clitoris this all gets turned on this whole part is magic okay

01:13:57.660 facts facts facts so kiven method so what you want to do is you want to can i just turn this 0.96

01:14:01.960 up i gotta stand the kiven method you want to maximize the your reach to all to stimulate as 0.89

01:14:09.260 many clitoral nerves as possible right so if she's laying down like this you come horizontal 1.00

01:14:14.660 absolutely she's laying down you come at her like perpendicular from the side so your mouth is here 0.99

01:14:20.120 and so what's happening is you and then you're going back and forth right you're going from 1.00

01:14:24.820 thigh to thigh not not like toes to head so you're coming in here and you're licking over here 1.00

01:14:30.520 and you're licking these nerve endings, these nerve endings, you're in the side of the clitoris 1.00

01:14:34.200 and you're going over to this side and going back and forth and licking. Right. But you don't start 1.00

01:14:37.980 with that. You don't like rip off her pants and go back and forth. Don't do that. So, but really 1.00

01:14:43.020 that essentially that's what you're doing. And you're making sure that you start like really,

01:14:47.160 really like light with your tongue and you're just kind of like licking it and you're going 0.58

01:14:50.400 back and forth. And then when you're doing that, you get faster. And because the reason why this

01:14:54.780 works is because most guys maybe, or whoever's going down on a woman is going like around here 0.95

01:14:59.960 and focusing here and sometimes for some women their clitoris actually really is too sensitive 0.99

01:15:03.700 and they can't like some women are like it's like ouch and those women are the ones that typically 0.88

01:15:08.320 can orgasm during intercourse because um there's a whole nother reason for that but there's not 1.00

01:15:13.260 that many of them but anyway there's they're sensitive so you just want to go back and forth 0.53

01:15:16.840 at the given like lick it and then you also want to use um it helps to if you want to put like

01:15:21.820 your fingers here like if you want to sometimes the labia you want to sometimes like place your 1.00

01:15:26.820 fingers here and stimulate the nerve endings yeah do you prefer do you prefer or do you think girls 0.98

01:15:31.320 prefer the yeah thanks thanks do you prefer the two the two uh pronged approach of both finger 1.00

01:15:39.140 and mouth at the same time um i personally it's actually different for every woman but like 0.99

01:15:44.100 personally i don't like fingers to start i like mouth to start so i would say that for many women

01:15:50.240 and the other thing that guys do is like they'll they like take your pants off again this is when

01:15:54.700 you're not going five times slower than i think than you should you're like ripping off our clothes

01:15:58.800 and then you're like bam and you go right for our pants you rip them down and like you stick

01:16:02.040 your dry finger inside we're not wet yet because first of all sometimes we don't even get wet when

01:16:07.480 we're turned on and sometimes we're wet and not turned on that's why having i brought you guys 0.99

01:16:11.820 some lube a few drops of lube it is not a pussy move it just means that different times of month 1.00

01:16:17.220 if she's on the pill but the more wet she is the more lube even if it's a few drops she's more 1.00

01:16:22.060 likely to orgasm i have i have okay so i have a question on the question so then some women i'll 1.00

01:16:26.820 just finish the finger thing is that so you never wanted to go right in you want to like start with 1.00

01:16:32.600 your mouth no no no i don't mean i don't mean finger finger penetration no no no not that okay 0.98

01:16:36.980 i mean yeah i mean clitoris uh stimulation with finger and mouth at the same time i'll call it 0.97

01:16:43.060 like the the uh expert tsunami i think that it's a case-by-case basis yeah it can all feel good 0.88

01:16:48.420 as long as you got your fingers and you've got your mouth and that is i would say for many women 0.99

01:16:54.560 going to be the magic so that's why men are so obsessed with their penis like it's too big it's 1.00

01:16:59.580 too small whatever it is we are women are not obsessed with your penis like you guys are at 1.00

01:17:04.200 all like they might talk no they they talk again i know it's so true they don't give a fuck i'm 0.99

01:17:08.600 telling you guys they're coming through i have 5 000 podcasts i've been doing this for 15 years 1.00

01:17:12.680 i have millions of millions have you ever thousands of emails and it's always his penis is too big and 0.98

01:17:17.820 it hurts is what i hear from women and i've gotten maybe two it was too small in out after after 0.97

01:17:23.440 literally a hundred thousand questions i've answered so i'm just telling you the truth

01:17:27.320 of the matter about is your podcast is your podcast and learn to use your hands it's yeah

01:17:32.500 come back yeah how many guests it's called sex with emily how many have i had on um over the

01:17:37.800 years i mean hundreds i've been doing it for 15 years so a thousand i just like why do you want

01:17:43.100 to come on do you guys yeah i may be i just feel like sex is also so subjective like it's it is so

01:17:49.640 like i've had i've had women who actually prefer me not go down on that right oh yeah that's true

01:17:54.680 absolutely and let me tell you about that so let me start over and say that everything i'm saying 0.94

01:17:57.880 sex is totally subjective so why i'm going to go back to that in a minute why i love masturbation 0.98

01:18:03.260 especially for women i have to remind them all the time is because once women figure out how to 0.93

01:18:08.220 get themselves off they're much more likely to have be able to do it during intercourse because 1.00

01:18:12.760 if you they know how to touch themselves right when they're on top of you or they know how to 0.97

01:18:16.760 get aroused then it's going to be fun for them but women i used to think someday my prince will come 0.66

01:18:22.020 and so will i so i thought a prince was going to ride up on a horse and he was going to stimulate 0.99

01:18:27.840 me and i was going to come because he knew my body because i didn't know shit so then i was like oh 0.99

01:18:31.860 know i have to understand my orgasm so that's what so that's the end of the day what's going to work 0.98

01:18:37.020 for everybody is when we all figure out stop start method how we ejaculate and what feels good so 1.00

01:18:41.200 that's like the most important thing as far as many women not wanting to go down on them there's 0.99

01:18:45.800 a few reasons what i found in the age group we're talking about is that for these women they think a

01:18:52.700 you don't really want to because you kind of don't um and that may and then they think oh maybe it's

01:18:58.700 or you're wrong or like maybe one time someone shamed them or they're still thinking like of the

01:19:02.760 priest or whatever who told them it was wrong so they still have shame around it but they think

01:19:06.860 you don't want to or whatever and then in other ways they that's probably either they don't want

01:19:11.480 to these are the reasons they think you don't want to they have shame around it and that's about it

01:19:16.400 or they it really doesn't feel good because they actually only come in other ways but that's so

01:19:21.300 that's typically it's because they don't know yet the pleasure of it and they haven't been with a guy

01:19:24.740 who knows how to do it yet and it doesn't matter how old guys are if they don't learn and i'm not

01:19:29.360 saying the kiven is everything it's just something i talked about last year on my show and people

01:19:32.460 freaking freaked out because i literally hundreds of people called emailed they were like oh my god

01:19:37.220 my my partner she's never come that way or it's great she's 100 she's 100 right by the way too

01:19:43.720 like we we shouldn't use the three stories we've heard she's dealing with statistics girls come 0.99

01:19:48.560 from oral sex yes girls come from clitoral fucking stimulation not from like there's g-spot 1.00

01:19:54.540 coming we've you see it i'm sure all the time when they don't see the warm-up but right i know but 0.99

01:19:58.660 i'm sure it happens during casual sex as well but i'm just saying like it's not the it's not it's

01:20:03.040 the exception to the rule it's not the rule right and so like people should get better question for

01:20:07.140 you talk about lube what do you think about you personally or like your people what do they think

01:20:12.760 about being spit on because i it's okay spit on okay not okay not okay not spit on but like if

01:20:20.180 It's not even good bacteria.

01:20:22.940 But it's what you use during oral, so how is it any different?

01:20:25.180 But if you're like, well, okay.

01:20:27.040 I'm not talking about a loogie. 0.76

01:20:28.620 I'm talking about like a-

01:20:29.720 But it's kind of the same.

01:20:30.220 You're using your tongue and you're not spitting.

01:20:32.280 You're like, like your tongue?

01:20:33.060 That's flawed.

01:20:33.780 But let me just tell you this.

01:20:34.620 Because it's the same substance.

01:20:36.880 Okay, that's fair.

01:20:37.860 And I know they do it in porn. 1.00

01:20:39.940 I know they do it in porn, but it's not getting her wet. 1.00

01:20:42.540 So I'm telling you about lube because a few drops, you just like on her clitoris or on 1.00

01:20:47.600 your penis before you go inside of her like she's gonna be wet enough and it's gonna stay wet 0.99

01:20:51.900 because women dry they get it's nothing to do with they are turned on like literally you guys 0.99

01:20:56.640 have to unlearn girls getting wet has nothing to do with reaction it can be for sure sometimes

01:21:02.100 many times we'll get wet when we're turned on but sometimes we don't and it means because we're on

01:21:07.300 our period or right before it or we're ovulating or we're taking a medication or 83 or 83 yeah

01:21:14.060 and your little jive

01:21:15.760 but even then

01:21:17.380 another quick question

01:21:18.840 for other men out there

01:21:19.920 who are just

01:21:20.400 completely

01:21:21.000 unconscious

01:21:21.960 about the

01:21:22.660 whereabouts

01:21:23.360 of the clitoris 1.00

01:21:24.000 how do you 0.98

01:21:26.260 differentiate 0.77

01:21:26.720 between the clitoris 1.00

01:21:27.740 and the 1.00

01:21:28.160 do we have Uber

01:21:29.360 over here 0.97

01:21:30.680 oh cool

01:21:31.800 do we have Uber lube

01:21:32.780 in there

01:21:33.860 Uber came out

01:21:34.580 with a line of lube

01:21:35.700 chief woohoo

01:21:36.400 you guys are just

01:21:37.620 going to love this

01:21:38.500 it's going to change 1.00

01:21:38.860 your fucking life 1.00

01:21:39.140 we're going to die 1.00

01:21:39.860 can I say one more thing

01:21:41.440 soon

01:21:41.820 oh okay

01:21:43.580 let me tell you one more thing is that so okay this is the other tricky thing about sex but also

01:21:47.980 amazing you're gonna like this because you said well it's hard because the last three girls but

01:21:51.560 one girl wanted this and the other one wanted this some don't want me to go down them some

01:21:55.200 want me to choke them some want me to spit every woman is different so every time you're like if 0.99

01:22:01.100 you put a hundred women in a room and they were all masturbating let's say they're all doing 0.99

01:22:04.440 something they would all be doing something different because we're all different we're 0.82

01:22:07.800 like snowflakes so you have to learn and they have to be comfortable in telling you what they

01:22:12.660 want but usually they don't know yet and so you're all trying to figure it out so you're just having

01:22:16.340 sex and so it sounds like a puzzle that needs some solving and it also sounds like a puzzle

01:22:21.480 that you'll solve easier if you learn one puzzle as opposed to all the puzzles you know what i'm

01:22:25.440 saying if everybody likes something different but legitimately just threw lube at my friend

01:22:29.020 and i'll kill you for this lube do we have uber lube do we have uber lube oh uber lube just came 1.00

01:22:34.320 this is had a bad year this is coconut massage oil lube it's freaking amazing oh this shit you 1.00

01:22:41.640 guys for oral sex if you want longer blowjobs you want to go down and someone this stuff is 1.00

01:22:45.460 it's called muse and it's flavored and while you think ew gross it's fucking delicious it's called 1.00

01:22:50.680 salted caramel and so it makes makes your wiener like a little popsicle yeah or like a latte so 0.99

01:22:55.440 my producer she's like i only like giving two minute blowjobs and then she gave a partner blow 0.97

01:22:59.320 job and she was like oh my god it literally does like the salted caramel and it's like good for 0.98

01:23:02.680 you she didn't even have to go to starbucks after that nope and she loves yeah i'll take a venti 0.99

01:23:07.340 cock latte please 0.99

01:23:08.420 okay guys

01:23:12.720 I'm giving you

01:23:14.020 she goes okay guys

01:23:15.060 I'm pretty much done here

01:23:16.280 y'all have

01:23:16.940 devolved into just 1.00

01:23:18.380 idiots 1.00

01:23:18.980 I just wanna 1.00

01:23:20.080 I mean I'm not

01:23:20.600 I just wanna

01:23:21.020 bring you guys

01:23:22.160 we can talk about later on

01:23:23.160 what

01:23:24.720 oh the woo

01:23:25.960 so listen

01:23:26.500 this is like 1.00

01:23:27.040 this shit 1.00

01:23:28.360 okay 1.00

01:23:28.960 so it's coconut oil 1.00

01:23:30.500 she goes this shit 1.00

01:23:31.540 it's so good 1.00

01:23:32.940 it's called

01:23:33.260 woo more play

01:23:33.760 it's coconut love oil

01:23:34.700 it's coconut oil

01:23:35.560 I can't use coconut oil

01:23:37.020 I had a bad experience.

01:23:39.200 You can't use it with condoms, but you can use it for a massage. 0.99

01:23:42.040 And it just feels good for masturbation. 0.98

01:23:43.740 You can't use it. You're allergic, so take that. 0.99

01:23:45.900 I can't believe what you said about spit.

01:23:48.340 I'm really sad about that.

01:23:49.100 I love spit.

01:23:51.000 But it's not even doing a job, though.

01:23:53.360 I never once meant like...

01:23:54.700 It's like a dripping spit.

01:23:58.240 Okay, so let me ask you a question. 0.99

01:23:59.400 It's porn. No one's really doing that.

01:24:01.340 I disagree.

01:24:03.300 This is the one thing I'm going to challenge you on. 0.90

01:24:05.280 Listen, the girls you're sleeping with, the ones that even aren't porn stars, they learned 1.00

01:24:10.220 it in porn, so they think the guy wants me to spit on him. 1.00

01:24:13.080 He wants me to make this noise, but that doesn't feel good to her. 0.67

01:24:16.420 Personal question.

01:24:16.860 She doesn't know.

01:24:17.820 Yeah, sorry.

01:24:18.580 Oh, this is the best toy ever.

01:24:19.840 When you give head, do you use spit?

01:24:22.300 Well, spit comes out of my mouth, yes.

01:24:23.980 No, no, no, no, no.

01:24:24.740 I'm not like, no.

01:24:27.280 I have, but that's not my main thing.

01:24:29.120 Wait, wait, hold on.

01:24:30.120 What?

01:24:30.860 Why?

01:24:31.180 Why am I speaking out? 1.00

01:24:33.440 I have spit on a dick, yes. 0.99

01:24:35.140 Is it my main source of making it? 0.99

01:24:36.900 The reason why I'm doing that. 1.00

01:24:41.260 Why he loves when girls spit on the dick. 1.00

01:24:43.300 No, I just like you saying that. 1.00

01:24:45.440 The way you said it. 1.00

01:24:46.060 Yeah, you're going to fucking cut that shit. 1.00

01:24:46.980 No, no, no, never. 1.00

01:24:48.400 No, never.

01:24:48.960 Why would we?

01:24:49.480 I've said enough things that can be clipped too.

01:24:51.200 We'll have a clip war.

01:24:52.120 We'll have a clip war.

01:24:53.080 You can clip me too.

01:24:54.500 Here's the territory we're venturing into.

01:24:56.860 I believe and I've sat here for.

01:24:59.240 We lost our sponsors.

01:25:01.080 Dude, they know.

01:25:02.040 If I have sponsors, you can have sponsors.

01:25:03.500 Listen, listen, listen.

01:25:04.180 I really do think sex is so subjective

01:25:07.320 I think a lot of what you're saying

01:25:08.460 Is a general

01:25:10.100 And then go figure out what you like

01:25:12.440 Masturbate, breathe, communicate

01:25:14.400 But some of the things we talked about today

01:25:16.580 Are no no's in any arena

01:25:18.500 Dry fingering a girl 0.95

01:25:20.240 Bad, do not do it 0.99

01:25:22.120 It's water based

01:25:24.500 Is this all different lubes? 0.98

01:25:25.920 These are lubes, this is a cock ring 0.99

01:25:27.160 It's a vibrating cock ring 0.99

01:25:29.740 Is any of this your product? 0.99

01:25:31.200 Can I ask you a question? 0.99

01:25:32.500 What the fuck is going on with this? 0.99

01:25:33.700 Yeah, build some IP. 0.99

01:25:34.900 What the hell is going on?

01:25:35.800 Dude, everyone took, because, yeah, I know.

01:25:37.320 I'm working on my own stuff.

01:25:38.380 Well, we better help you along.

01:25:39.360 This is my vibrator necklace.

01:25:40.520 It's very cool.

01:25:41.380 Oh, that's your.

01:25:41.840 I brought you some, too.

01:25:42.980 Oh, really?

01:25:43.500 But these are my sponsors that I work with, but I will be baking my own. 0.99

01:25:45.980 Why do you think men's asses get eaten or fingered? 0.99

01:25:49.260 We wanted to ask that. 1.00

01:25:49.560 I bought you guys condoms, because these are the.

01:25:51.060 Okay, listen. 0.88

01:25:51.680 Are these skin condoms?

01:25:52.400 I know you.

01:25:52.800 Yeah.

01:25:53.080 These are polyisoprene, non-gatex.

01:25:55.940 I want to just look at the back really quick. 1.00

01:25:56.940 So, chicks, girls are more likely to get. 1.00

01:25:58.440 Fuck out of here. 1.00

01:25:59.140 I know. 1.00

01:26:03.700 I'm kidding.

01:26:04.180 I'm kidding.

01:26:04.820 Practice safe sex, kids, please.

01:26:07.260 There was a point on this podcast where Mike once said to me, he said, if I have to wear

01:26:13.140 a condom, I almost don't even want to have sex, and it was surprising to me, but I'm

01:26:19.000 also in that headspace now. 0.53

01:26:20.100 But I have forced myself for the past, really quickly, I've forced myself for the past, what

01:26:25.260 has it been?

01:26:25.840 Probably six, four or five months to wear a condom every single time, and I've done an

01:26:29.840 incredible incredible job at it and i just had my first slip up two nights ago and it was the 1.00

01:26:36.420 best slip up i've ever had in my entire life intercepted bitches but i gotta tell you that 0.97

01:26:42.240 what the fuck i don't even know the jackets throttled stronger oh it's a good way to 1.00

01:26:48.500 masturbate it's like a new way to masturbate let me see what this hubbub is about 1.00

01:26:52.160 What the fuck is that shit? 1.00

01:26:54.800 What the fuck is that? 1.00

01:26:55.680 Is that a flashlight? 1.00

01:26:56.160 Bro, this is something.

01:26:56.980 Yeah, it's like a flashlight.

01:26:58.520 Oh my God.

01:26:59.820 I gotta be right back.

01:27:01.940 Uh-oh.

01:27:02.480 Oh, there he goes.

01:27:03.600 No, Chief Woo-Woo's about to get some action.

01:27:05.620 His pants are down.

01:27:07.460 Yo, hit me.

01:27:08.220 And he's going at it. 0.88

01:27:09.400 There he goes.

01:27:10.060 Oh, he's passing it to us now.

01:27:11.220 Oh.

01:27:11.960 Let me see it.

01:27:12.720 Let me see it.

01:27:13.200 It's too hot to handle.

01:27:14.160 Let me see it. 0.98

01:27:15.380 It's fucking fun. 1.00

01:27:16.580 You guys, sex is just to be fun. 1.00

01:27:18.100 And mix it up. 0.90

01:27:19.040 You use your hand all the time. 0.79

01:27:19.920 Put a little lube on there and jack off.

01:27:21.260 How far do you mix it up, though? 0.99

01:27:22.120 As we were asking, should I get fingers in my butthole? 0.99

01:27:25.540 Yes or no? 0.99

01:27:26.480 Oh, this is a big thing.

01:27:27.940 Yeah.

01:27:28.620 Well, I believe a nice, well-lubed finger could feel good.

01:27:32.660 For the boy.

01:27:33.720 For the boy.

01:27:34.240 Yeah.

01:27:34.840 Where does it stop?

01:27:36.140 They called the LG spot.

01:27:38.220 It doesn't make you gay.

01:27:39.780 Really? 0.93

01:27:40.600 Sex app does not.

01:27:42.100 Is that my phone?

01:27:42.840 Do you hear that? 1.00

01:27:43.960 Butthole men fingering doesn't make you gay. 0.99

01:27:46.120 I know that. 1.00

01:27:47.080 Well, I knew that, too.

01:27:47.780 I just wanted to reiterate it for the audience back at home. 0.98

01:27:49.900 A sex app does not make you gay. 0.98

01:27:51.200 like if you want to do something why is my phone a sex act will not make you gay but what will 1.00

01:27:57.060 is if you actually are with another penis so it's if it's your butt i don't know why can you make my 1.00

01:28:02.820 alarm stop or something well you could smash it on the wall we've seen that kind of i still can't 0.99

01:28:07.140 get over this there's a flower on it is that what's happening no no you just put some you ever

01:28:13.020 still fascinated by this i know we were supposed to cover this topic by the way i don't want to

01:28:17.380 cover this topic either but i think we should i let me tell you a quick story about this girl

01:28:21.420 back in connecticut where i'm from who before i moved out here she would always give me head

01:28:27.340 and i'll be sitting on the couch and i'll be just enjoying like a nice beer watching the game getting 0.99

01:28:31.560 head and all of a sudden boop right in my butthole dude every fucking time i'd be like yo let me tell 0.99

01:28:36.800 you let me tell you i'd say let me tell you a quick story about your little evasive maneuvering 0.99

01:28:41.400 there first of all fucking warn me you gotta wash it before you use it this i have to wash it just 0.97

01:28:47.140 because now your friends have touched it 1.00

01:28:48.640 and you're going to put it on your penis. 1.00

01:28:49.320 My friends are my fucking homies. 1.00

01:28:50.780 Many of them can touch my penis at any time. 1.00

01:28:53.340 Germs. 1.00

01:28:54.700 Okay.

01:28:55.860 Yeah.

01:28:56.440 I don't know where I was. 1.00

01:28:57.840 This has been the most fucking spastic episode 1.00

01:29:00.040 I've ever been on. 1.00

01:29:00.460 It's fun though, right?

01:29:00.980 It's great. 0.99

01:29:01.480 All right, so finger in the butthole. 0.98

01:29:02.320 Are you having a good time? 0.99

01:29:03.040 Great. 0.98

01:29:03.440 Oh, butthole. 0.93

01:29:03.640 Great time. 1.00

01:29:04.180 No one should put a finger in a butthole 1.00

01:29:05.560 or a dick in a butthole without consent. 1.00

01:29:07.980 Consent. 1.00

01:29:08.820 So just be like,

01:29:09.520 hey, I've been thinking about, 1.00

01:29:10.680 can I put a finger in your ass? 1.00

01:29:11.940 Or what you should do is start rubbing 1.00

01:29:13.520 on the outside,

01:29:14.860 maybe use some lube

01:29:15.580 and be like, does that feel good?

01:29:16.480 Does that feel good?

01:29:16.960 And then you go slowly. 1.00

01:29:17.900 You just go, bam, figure your ass. 1.00

01:29:19.380 What about this? 1.00

01:29:20.720 I've seen this before. 1.00

01:29:21.920 Is that an ass? 0.99

01:29:22.480 I saw that in WALL-E. 1.00

01:29:23.220 This is for your ass. 1.00

01:29:23.880 This is a prostate toy for men. 1.00

01:29:25.020 No, that was in WALL-E.

01:29:26.280 This is the robot that WALL-E falls in love with up here.

01:29:28.440 It is.

01:29:29.020 That's true.

01:29:29.500 No, that's a spaceship that they fly in on.

01:29:31.640 And these are mints and lip balm.

01:29:33.040 These are for you. 1.00

01:29:33.560 Can we align on the fact that ass eating in both directions 1.00

01:29:37.600 is really hot in 2019? 1.00

01:29:39.720 There's a lot of... 0.99

01:29:40.520 Ass eating has become so acceptable 1.00

01:29:42.440 that it's done in some convents. 0.99

01:29:47.020 I think it's become more popular. 0.99

01:29:48.300 I thought 2017 was the year of anal licking, 0.98

01:29:50.580 and I believe that 2019 seems like, 1.00

01:29:53.060 yeah, I have a lot of ass eating. 0.99

01:29:54.020 There's just a lot of it going on. 1.00

01:29:55.200 I don't know.

01:29:55.680 That is something that I just won't get.

01:29:57.780 You're not into it?

01:29:58.500 I believe it started about two years ago,

01:30:00.300 but sure, why not?

01:30:00.980 No. 1.00

01:30:01.600 Do you eat any ass at all? 1.00

01:30:03.480 He doesn't. 1.00

01:30:04.460 You just know.

01:30:05.380 I don't think he does.

01:30:06.160 I love how you have these notions now.

01:30:07.580 I know what you all are like in bed,

01:30:08.800 and I have not slept with you.

01:30:10.100 I love this.

01:30:10.500 This is what I do.

01:30:11.220 I know exactly.

01:30:11.800 I just want to help you out

01:30:12.780 I just want you guys to like

01:30:13.760 listen

01:30:14.600 this is the places

01:30:15.200 where most of us get stuck 0.99

01:30:16.240 people fuck the same way 0.99

01:30:17.360 they're like 1.00

01:30:17.760 oh I learned this in high school

01:30:18.800 and I'm going to do it

01:30:19.360 until I'm 50

01:30:19.980 and then they marry someone 0.96

01:30:21.300 who she only slept 1.00

01:30:22.940 with a few people 0.99

01:30:23.460 and then they don't know

01:30:24.120 and it's a disaster

01:30:24.800 so I'm just saying

01:30:25.460 I'm trying to look at

01:30:26.620 in a loving way

01:30:27.920 like I don't

01:30:28.340 I'm not saying

01:30:28.700 no one's doing anything wrong

01:30:29.680 but like

01:30:30.060 what if I tell you

01:30:30.980 there's another level 0.91

01:30:31.800 of sex to unlock 0.92

01:30:32.520 like a game 1.00

01:30:32.980 handjobs 0.99

01:30:33.880 what about handjobs 0.98

01:30:34.740 I think handjobs 0.88

01:30:35.600 are underrated 0.99

01:30:36.300 because they're like

01:30:36.980 anybody got a lighter

01:30:39.240 and some gasoline

01:30:40.020 so I can burn

01:30:40.580 Have you had a hand job 0.98

01:30:44.340 with some coconut oil

01:30:45.480 two handed

01:30:46.200 it's not like it's you

01:30:47.700 because you're like

01:30:48.160 I can give myself a hand job

01:30:49.340 but if she knows 1.00

01:30:50.560 how to play with your balls 1.00

01:30:51.520 and use some lube 0.99

01:30:52.680 and use two hands

01:30:53.780 up and over

01:30:54.340 and up and over

01:30:54.720 and her mouth can play too 0.88

01:30:57.220 her mouth can play too 1.00

01:30:57.860 no no no

01:30:59.120 don't you dare

01:31:00.660 don't you dare 1.00

01:31:01.720 try to fucking 0.99

01:31:02.600 muddy the waters 0.99

01:31:03.980 of hand jobs

01:31:04.700 the only time

01:31:05.920 no

01:31:06.860 the only time 1.00

01:31:08.420 a girl should be

01:31:09.260 yes I have 0.94

01:31:10.200 in fifth grade

01:31:10.940 the only time 1.00

01:31:12.220 a girl should be 1.00

01:31:12.900 giving a handjob 1.00

01:31:13.700 is if it's a girl 1.00

01:31:14.620 that has no mouth 0.98

01:31:16.040 you see it

01:31:16.960 from time to time

01:31:17.920 if you have no mouth

01:31:19.660 and you're watching

01:31:20.180 this show

01:31:20.600 feel free to go

01:31:21.740 old fashioned 1.00

01:31:22.260 on these motherfuckers 1.00

01:31:23.140 otherwise use the tools 1.00

01:31:24.560 God gave you 1.00

01:31:25.340 fuck 1.00

01:31:27.700 handjobs are done 1.00

01:31:29.720 they were left

01:31:30.460 in the dust

01:31:31.100 at the public library

01:31:32.200 in Milford Connecticut

01:31:33.020 because you had a bad

01:31:33.300 handjob in fifth grade 0.95

01:31:34.640 it's true

01:31:34.820 it does not mean

01:31:35.960 the whole world

01:31:36.900 has to no longer 0.97

01:31:38.900 enjoy handjobs 0.87

01:31:40.140 And you've got to get over this trauma from fifth grade 0.99

01:31:43.600 when it was a dry handjob, dude. 0.88

01:31:44.800 Because you would like it. 0.95

01:31:46.320 I'm telling you.

01:31:47.280 It was in the library, so it's probably the library lady. 0.99

01:31:49.640 Do not say no to handjobs forever. 0.99

01:31:51.300 Your reaction is so aggressive that you need a handjob tonight. 0.99

01:31:56.540 I'm going in, boys. 1.00

01:32:01.660 Talk about shit getting clipped. 1.00

01:32:03.400 Get the fuck out of it. 1.00

01:32:04.400 Did you fucking cut that? 1.00

01:32:05.780 I got this one boys 1.00

01:32:10.260 Do it for the team

01:32:12.640 Logan

01:32:13.100 Handjobs 0.84

01:32:14.300 Handjobs can also be

01:32:16.120 Incredibly

01:32:16.560 Convenient

01:32:17.640 Yes

01:32:18.440 Next to 0.65

01:32:19.720 Your girl 0.99

01:32:20.540 On an airplane 0.71

01:32:21.500 Exactly

01:32:22.480 Or

01:32:22.960 Yeah because

01:32:23.500 In the middle of a festival

01:32:24.420 Or in traffic right

01:32:25.820 Because there's nothing

01:32:26.560 You want more 1.00

01:32:27.080 Than a fucking load of cum 1.00

01:32:28.520 On your roof of your car 1.00

01:32:29.740 Or your pants

01:32:30.680 Use the tools

01:32:31.940 God has given you

01:32:33.380 Dude

01:32:33.840 You have receptacles

01:32:34.940 all over your body.

01:32:35.800 Your hand's not one of them.

01:32:37.500 This little vibrating thing 0.75

01:32:39.080 on like your ball. 0.98

01:32:39.720 If she's giving you a hand job,

01:32:41.120 maybe she's using this little vibe

01:32:42.620 on a low setting

01:32:43.640 like around your, 0.92

01:32:44.360 like on your shaft. 0.97

01:32:46.100 I thought you were going to say ball. 0.93

01:32:46.860 It feels amazing. 0.97

01:32:47.280 It could be on your balls, 0.99

01:32:48.200 but that's, 1.00

01:32:48.780 if you're into that.

01:32:49.720 Balls are the most,

01:32:50.620 by the way, 0.98

01:32:51.160 can we talk about balls? 0.98

01:32:52.100 Also underrated. 1.00

01:32:52.840 Balls are probably

01:32:53.660 the most underrated.

01:32:54.760 Do you agree with that? 0.99

01:32:56.180 I think women are confused. 0.98

01:32:57.360 I was confused for years. 1.00

01:32:58.380 I thought I had like

01:32:58.880 post-traumatic ball syndrome

01:32:59.900 because I remember some guy,

01:33:01.700 I must have done it too hard

01:33:03.120 or something.

01:33:03.600 He's like, ouch.

01:33:04.060 I was like 20

01:33:04.840 I was like oh

01:33:05.460 and then for years and years

01:33:06.140 can you make the sound

01:33:06.740 he made one more time

01:33:07.420 he was like oh

01:33:08.060 do it just one more time

01:33:10.940 you might have enjoyed that

01:33:11.420 just one more time

01:33:11.900 it sounds like I'm

01:33:12.300 no 0.99

01:33:12.600 fuck 1.00

01:33:13.380 I'm trying to open 1.00

01:33:15.600 this cock ring 1.00

01:33:16.120 that's gonna figure out 0.99

01:33:16.780 yeah I can help you out 1.00

01:33:17.100 let me help you open the cock ring 1.00

01:33:18.020 so then 0.96

01:33:18.400 but then I was like 1.00

01:33:19.860 oh shit 1.00

01:33:20.240 then I stopped touching balls 1.00

01:33:21.280 I was like oh guys 0.99

01:33:21.960 don't like it

01:33:22.480 but again

01:33:23.040 it's different with every guy

01:33:24.620 some want a light hand

01:33:26.080 some want both

01:33:26.880 some don't want any

01:33:27.600 some want your light

01:33:28.320 like tickle it with your tongue

01:33:29.680 like everyone's different 0.99

01:33:31.100 this might feel good 0.98

01:33:32.240 on your balls 0.97

01:33:32.740 who knows 0.99

01:33:33.420 You like the ball simulation?

01:33:35.080 It really depends on the girl, bro.

01:33:37.840 Some of them, they just got it, and some of them don't. 0.99

01:33:40.640 I've had women just... 1.00

01:33:42.420 Wizards on the stick, I'll say. 1.00

01:33:45.180 Wizards on the...

01:33:45.820 How so?

01:33:46.300 They're moving...

01:33:47.440 I had a girl... 1.00

01:33:49.300 Some girls are much better at riding than other girls. 1.00

01:33:53.300 They're just built for it. 1.00

01:33:54.300 Who makes a good rider?

01:33:55.460 Me?

01:33:57.100 It's a motion.

01:33:58.560 Up and down, back and forth.

01:34:00.340 She's into it.

01:34:01.260 The booty shake, mix of both.

01:34:03.920 I think it's a hybrid motion.

01:34:05.380 Is it all of the above?

01:34:07.060 It's so hard to say. 1.00

01:34:07.920 Generally, girls who can twerk can ride. 1.00

01:34:10.260 I think that's why when you see girls twerk at a club, 1.00

01:34:12.580 you're like, oh, damn, she must have got something going on. 1.00

01:34:15.600 And so if you have a little twerk action. 0.98

01:34:17.220 You might not be right, though. 0.94

01:34:18.120 I mean, about girls, because girls can twerk and not know.

01:34:20.880 But that's what we do. 0.73

01:34:21.680 You're absolutely right.

01:34:21.980 Because I look at the guy dance. 0.96

01:34:22.840 I will say, though, every girl that I've seen twerk

01:34:24.760 can also ride really well. 0.97

01:34:25.940 Oh, good.

01:34:26.160 From your side.

01:34:26.780 Yeah, we'll take it.

01:34:27.780 We'll take it.

01:34:28.340 But I've had them be riding and reach around 1.00

01:34:30.840 and do like a backwards ball stroke thing.

01:34:32.480 I'm just like, yo, who are you?

01:34:34.020 I think I love you.

01:34:35.140 That tends to be when I say it.

01:34:37.000 And then, yeah.

01:34:39.620 Logan, we're going to have fun.

01:34:40.760 We're going to figure this out.

01:34:41.680 So you don't do that loving thing.

01:34:43.060 Thanks.

01:34:43.400 Yeah, no, it's tricky.

01:34:44.280 I love the way you put your head about it.

01:34:45.860 Nice, nice, nice.

01:34:46.840 Oh.

01:34:47.940 I love what you're doing.

01:34:49.700 I love how hot you are.

01:34:51.500 I love how hot you are.

01:34:52.340 That's so hot.

01:34:53.200 The way your mouth looks.

01:34:53.900 Yeah.

01:34:54.180 I do that all the time.

01:34:55.900 Perfect.

01:34:56.320 You can never do it enough. 1.00

01:34:57.580 But I just got to cut the love shit, huh? 1.00

01:34:58.420 Yeah, the love shit you got to cut. 1.00

01:34:59.960 Yo, hey. 1.00

01:35:00.840 advice for advice

01:35:02.580 are you sending an invoice to someone

01:35:04.740 advice for boys listening

01:35:06.320 I'm super vocal

01:35:09.280 and

01:35:11.060 I found that women love it

01:35:13.720 yeah some guys make no noise

01:35:15.460 I think it's hot to be vocal

01:35:16.880 and not over the top I'm just like

01:35:19.040 I'll let them know like yo that feels good

01:35:21.840 you look so hot right now whatever it is

01:35:23.540 in the moment that I'm saying that I'm not going to do now

01:35:25.180 but that's also like

01:35:26.380 that's also like a comfort thing too

01:35:29.780 I think communication during the act

01:35:31.840 is all a comfort thing

01:35:32.800 like once you get comfortable with a person

01:35:34.100 you're more likely to tell them

01:35:36.080 even if you don't know the person bro

01:35:38.060 because like I said bro

01:35:39.420 I'm honest and I say what I feel

01:35:40.900 you're talking about feedback

01:35:43.400 I'm talking about normal people

01:35:46.860 that aren't like podcasters 1.00

01:35:48.160 like he's always announcing shit 0.99

01:35:49.560 he's like I'm eating a cheeseburger 0.99

01:35:50.940 a girl be giving me head up

01:35:53.060 and I'll be like yo what do you think about the 0.99

01:35:55.120 climate change 0.73

01:35:56.120 I'll do podcasts during sex 0.85

01:35:59.760 with that's awesome no no 0.98

01:36:01.240 back to sex sometimes I will

01:36:03.820 like have conversations have nothing to do

01:36:05.940 with anything to try to distract

01:36:08.100 myself so you don't come I do that

01:36:09.980 too dead ancestors what do you think

01:36:11.960 about how you can this I have

01:36:13.980 other solutions for you guys what do you think about outdoor 0.91

01:36:16.020 sex public sex or fun the

01:36:17.960 big question in everybody's minds aka 0.99

01:36:19.860 just mine sex in water

01:36:21.620 oh it's a tricky topic 0.99

01:36:23.900 sex in water is super

01:36:25.600 again talk about something that's like

01:36:27.900 overhyped and underlivered because there's no because the loop because you think oh there's

01:36:32.040 so much water it'll be wet it actually dries out your natural lubrication plus there's a lot of

01:36:37.000 like you can get bacterial infections utis and so you could start to like like hook up underwater 0.83

01:36:42.640 but take it on land if you're gonna start well i'm talking about crazy sex stories yeah go you

01:36:48.100 go first me personally i was launching the topic i don't know but it does not as helpful but it does

01:36:53.520 It's because crazy sex stories don't involve probably the most great memories, but not the best, like, pleasurable sex.

01:37:01.500 I said it.

01:37:02.080 You're right.

01:37:02.820 It's more anecdotal.

01:37:03.880 You're right.

01:37:04.340 I said it for a reason.

01:37:05.520 But we could go there if it's getting too hot in here. 0.95

01:37:07.380 What tends to be the favorite position for women?

01:37:12.020 Or, again, is that just too subjective to even just say?

01:37:14.840 The what?

01:37:15.120 The best position? 1.00

01:37:15.700 Women's favorite position. 1.00

01:37:16.640 Oh, that's such a good question. 0.99

01:37:17.660 That's a great question.

01:37:18.760 I would say that there isn't. 1.00

01:37:20.520 isn't i would say that it differs but but the the women who can orgasm during intercourse typically 1.00

01:37:26.340 on top is better for many because then they can because mostly they're coming because of their 1.00

01:37:32.260 clitor so they're able to rub their clitor that's all that's effective yeah but not the up and down 1.00

01:37:37.380 no no that's what i'm saying that it's it's just flat all the way down so that's why for women 1.00

01:37:42.240 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:37:45.320 Show me what they do using this.

01:37:49.720 They control the depth.

01:37:51.300 They can control it.

01:37:53.360 Sorry, Kong.

01:37:54.760 Oh, no.

01:37:55.640 Jarvis. 0.77

01:37:57.140 Andre's energy partner brought her dog over,

01:38:00.120 and he's just like a little, what is he?

01:38:03.380 She's a girl.

01:38:05.340 He goes, what is he?

01:38:06.380 Well, look, I heard a dog barking this morning,

01:38:08.500 a little poodle dog.

01:38:09.960 I was like, somehow Kong came back.

01:38:12.880 Oh, man.

01:38:14.000 But anyways. 1.00

01:38:15.420 Damn. 1.00

01:38:16.480 Yeah, yep. 0.99

01:38:17.300 What other topics are there?

01:38:18.780 No sex in the water, guys.

01:38:21.020 I mean, yeah.

01:38:22.200 Because the reason I asked, I got a problem with the hot tub. 0.54

01:38:23.860 Fetishes.

01:38:24.380 What about fetishes?

01:38:25.940 Fetishes are fantasies.

01:38:27.000 I mean, fetishes are real.

01:38:28.400 If you have a fetish, though, people think sometimes a fetish is like, oh, I'm really

01:38:32.760 into choking or something. 0.99

01:38:33.880 But that's typically just more kinky. 0.99

01:38:35.940 but a fetish means like that thing like feet or latex is required for you to orgasm like you have 0.98

01:38:43.740 to be thinking about it you have to be looking at it on porn like a foot but yeah but can a kink 0.99

01:38:48.180 become can a kink uh become like a need because for example just like butt eating erotic asphyxiation 1.00

01:38:56.260 has gotten super big nowadays and everybody's you know it's like the biggest question to 1.00

01:39:00.860 everybody's night everybody goes out to the clubs they all go home and the first question they ask

01:39:04.140 is how long can I choke this girl for

01:39:06.020 before she runs out of it?

01:39:07.120 Like, it's happening to you, I'm sure, a lot, right?

01:39:09.200 No?

01:39:09.320 Yes, but people should.

01:39:11.300 It's just me again, isn't it?

01:39:12.640 No, dude, no.

01:39:13.380 No, no.

01:39:13.980 Choking is, listen.

01:39:16.480 What are your thoughts?

01:39:17.400 My thoughts are, again, I believe that,

01:39:20.660 sure, there is some,

01:39:21.700 like, if you are doing a little choking

01:39:23.220 that sometimes withholding breath

01:39:24.960 or stopping breath could kind of enhance orgasm,

01:39:27.220 but for most women, 0.85

01:39:28.100 I believe they're having it done to them 0.99

01:39:29.460 because they see it in porn. 1.00

01:39:31.420 And it's kind of like, blowjob, check. 1.00

01:39:33.380 choke me choker check slap me now i'm gonna slap her ass check now i'm gonna you know so i don't 1.00

01:39:39.120 know how authentically that true is that like all of a sudden because literally just since porn's 0.99

01:39:42.800 been everywhere in the last 15 years i want to ask you that women want to be choked so i think

01:39:46.320 also do it carefully like don't like i think you could do a little bit you could do the it's more 1.00

01:39:50.540 about domination so i believe for the majority of women it's more about like i got you put your 0.98

01:39:55.080 hand down like i'm doing this and i'm like dominating but i'm not necessarily doing the

01:40:00.260 auto-erotic asphyxiation people die.

01:40:01.480 There's probably some erotic asphyxiators watching this, 0.99

01:40:04.300 and you're fucking awesome, first of all. 0.99

01:40:07.260 But let me say this. 0.98

01:40:08.660 There's probably two different ways.

01:40:10.200 One, you're talking about people that do it for porn, 1.00

01:40:12.420 and I get that, on some choke-me-daddy type shit. 0.99

01:40:14.860 Should we go back to where porn isn't real? 0.99

01:40:15.300 Okay.

01:40:15.500 But there's also another group of people

01:40:17.540 that I think have mastered erotic asphyxiation

01:40:19.800 to a point where you said that cutoff of air

01:40:22.440 to your brain enhances your-

01:40:24.460 Yes, for sure.

01:40:26.120 My new- 0.79

01:40:27.200 Yeah, there's like tantrum.

01:40:28.180 Dangerous waters.

01:40:28.860 Yeah, dude, by the way, don't try this without education as well as a spotter.

01:40:34.360 If you get a spotter for when you do erotic.

01:40:37.540 A spotter?

01:40:38.440 You're the third person in the room making sure you don't choke.

01:40:40.640 Yeah, like the person that hit me in the head with the frying pan. 1.00

01:40:42.220 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

01:40:43.420 Yo, real quick, for choking, we discovered, choke the sides and don't push down on the 0.99

01:40:52.920 atoms on the trachea or anything yeah because it's like over that back like not even don't 0.96

01:40:58.500 even fuck with the throat or just do it it's more just like the presence of your hand being tight 0.96

01:41:04.560 don't because then you're worried about how tight and then you're out of the moment but the reason 0.99

01:41:08.220 why like dom sub could be hot like whether you're holding your hands back or you're doing the fake 1.00

01:41:14.220 choke is because you are in control and the reason why that's so hot for a lot of women who are

01:41:18.800 submissive is because it's like 1.00

01:41:21.120 we love that feeling of

01:41:23.100 being taken and being desired and like 0.99

01:41:24.960 you want it so bad it just fucking makes you 0.99

01:41:27.100 want to just you know choke me 0.99

01:41:29.040 but not really choke me to the point we have to figure out

01:41:31.120 how to do it right I want to ask you a macro

01:41:32.960 question go ahead baby the guests you've had

01:41:35.140 on your podcast are they

01:41:37.240 older are they younger every

01:41:38.940 like have you had like a 1.00

01:41:40.940 18 to 24 year old female on 1.00

01:41:42.880 all the time every day every day

01:41:44.660 who are these people 24 what do you mean

01:41:46.600 are they just random people that you watch

01:41:48.160 that watch your show

01:41:49.100 no I mean I have like experts on

01:41:51.560 that are 18 to 24

01:41:53.000 18 to 24 year old experts

01:41:55.480 what are you trying to say

01:41:56.640 no I'd say that 18 to 24 year olds are not sex experts

01:42:01.060 but I've had people on who are dating 0.50

01:42:02.940 who are having sex but most of my people are more

01:42:05.180 yeah I guess they're more like experts

01:42:07.000 or written books and stuff like that

01:42:08.200 but my listeners

01:42:09.100 I tell you if you get DMs

01:42:12.780 mine are all sex questions

01:42:14.420 from people who are age

01:42:16.280 seven and they

01:42:18.180 are trying to learn because they're not

01:42:19.940 but then they call in or they email

01:42:22.060 they're like thank you for your show I've been

01:42:24.140 downloading obsessing it my boyfriend

01:42:26.100 I listened to 50 episodes and now we 0.95

01:42:28.100 know how to fucking do it well the reason 0.97

01:42:30.100 I ask is because I'm wondering if there's 0.97

01:42:32.120 a chance that maybe and don't

01:42:34.080 take this personally maybe your practices

01:42:35.980 some of them

01:42:37.720 are a little dated

01:42:39.720 I ask because some of

01:42:42.120 the things you're saying like the

01:42:44.100 call her daddy girls who are like 0.84

01:42:46.280 The new up and coming.

01:42:47.880 Totally love them.

01:42:48.540 I was on their show.

01:42:49.140 I was their only guest.

01:42:49.900 I get it.

01:42:50.540 They're on my show.

01:42:51.220 I know it.

01:42:51.820 They are like, 1.00

01:42:52.760 they'll tell you spit on every fucking dick you see when you're giving head. 1.00

01:42:56.060 Exactly. 1.00

01:42:56.640 And,

01:42:57.280 and I'm going to tell you this,

01:42:59.160 that they don't have a doctorate in human sexuality and they are not sex educators. 0.99

01:43:02.760 That's so true. 0.74

01:43:04.160 They are you,

01:43:06.360 which is cool,

01:43:07.120 but they're not actively giving information.

01:43:09.100 You could have bacteria spread from that spitting. 0.94

01:43:11.140 People are getting STDs from oral sex. 0.79

01:43:14.020 They don't have a medical degree.

01:43:15.720 they are not giving information that's actually correct it's where they're at in their life and 0.99

01:43:19.520 where you guys are so it's hilarious and it's fun but i'm telling you and you're saying is my shit 0.94

01:43:24.060 for old people like my listeners are more 18 i'd say the people that the questions they're asking 0.99

01:43:30.320 because i can tell you i have years of data 18 to 28 year olds are asking about this stuff orgasms

01:43:36.480 and masturbation knowing their body and getting over religious shame and figuring out how to be 0.62

01:43:40.900 vulnerable and open but where you're at now is where people are living and so yes i'm telling 0.81

01:43:44.400 you stuff that you should probably you could keep doing this for a long time but yeah don't 0.97

01:43:49.320 spit on the dick i think that girl call her daddy are like raw talent and they're hilarious and 0.96

01:43:53.480 awesome i don't think that what they're saying is often is medically accurate and that's my only 1.00

01:43:58.140 concern but what about sex is like needs to be medically accurate i mean it's a medic where you 0.80

01:44:03.780 could get an std if there's saliva and bacteria and if her vagina is too dry because there's not 1.00

01:44:09.700 enough saliva because you're smoking weed and your vagina gets dropped are you not drinking water 1.00

01:44:12.840 all this stuff antihistamines you get dry then she gets tears from your penis because she doesn't 1.00

01:44:18.840 want to say it hurts and then she has a tear and a rip and then she could get an scd and then you 0.99

01:44:22.820 get an scd so that's what i'm talking about they're not telling you to fuck dry i'm just saying like 0.99

01:44:27.080 i've i think the advent of porn and how popular porn is becoming is is not only affecting 0.98

01:44:34.140 expectations of men but also like women like women are willing and will do more nowadays like that's 0.62

01:44:39.920 no one talked about anal 15 years ago 0.82

01:44:42.220 so what I'm saying is the problem with porn 0.99

01:44:44.600 is that they're not actually having orgasms 0.91

01:44:46.520 in the scenes, they're not

01:44:47.440 they're not showing them about

01:44:49.940 if they're using a vibrator or the guy's going down

01:44:52.380 in a freaking hour but most of what you're seeing

01:44:54.420 is not the pre like the warm up or using

01:44:56.360 the lube or like they're shooting

01:44:58.460 towards scene because they're like cheating

01:45:00.600 I'm like there's no way she's 0.98

01:45:02.540 having an orgasm, he's nowhere near her clitoris 0.99

01:45:04.540 but it looks good, it's by men for men 0.99

01:45:05.920 they've told us how hard it is to do 0.98

01:45:08.420 those scenes they're literally the the director will be like all right you stand your ass this 0.62

01:45:13.680 direction put your hand here and make sure your face is facing back at the camera like they're

01:45:17.720 literally they're doing it's a sport it's a sport for them it's like learning how to drive like

01:45:21.340 watching fast and furious right oh that's how you do no you can't or porn you're just not accurate

01:45:26.220 like some of it might be even the noises girls i have a lot of friends who are sleeping with like

01:45:30.600 younger women they're like are 20s 30 this has been going on though for 10 years like i'm sleep

01:45:34.380 guys who were like maybe they were in their 30s dating 20 somethings and this goes for guys too

01:45:38.220 They're like it's weird

01:45:39.560 Because they're just acting

01:45:40.900 Like

01:45:41.240 It's like they're putting on an act

01:45:43.040 Like it's not really 0.93

01:45:43.940 Them 1.00

01:45:44.720 So girls are now watching porn 1.00

01:45:45.880 They're like oh I need to 1.00

01:45:46.560 Jump up and down 1.00

01:45:47.340 Or I need to spit your dick 1.00

01:45:47.480 Yeah but is that new 1.00

01:45:48.280 I feel like girls have been 0.99

01:45:49.260 I feel like girls have been

01:45:50.040 But when porn's only been around 0.74

01:45:51.180 Since in your lifetimes

01:45:52.180 The girls you've been sleeping with

01:45:53.120 They've been talking about

01:45:54.060 You guys are like pioneers bro

01:45:55.860 I'm not kidding

01:45:56.840 I'm not kidding

01:45:57.340 Like what if like 0.99

01:45:57.960 Millennials and Gen Z 1.00

01:45:59.280 Are becoming fucking freaks 1.00

01:46:00.900 And is that like a 1.00

01:46:01.920 Bad

01:46:02.400 They're having less sex 0.95

01:46:03.300 They're having less enjoyable sex 0.62

01:46:04.380 And they're more anxious and depressed 1.00

01:46:05.320 Because of your cell phones and shit 1.00

01:46:06.940 Cell phones I agree 0.99

01:46:07.660 yeah for sure so they're not they're having where i'm telling you but what it goes up every year my

01:46:12.100 listeners my callers the people like they are they're in crisis now because now they're on

01:46:16.180 medication now they they they have body shame they they think they have to act like porn and

01:46:21.160 said naked pics so their entire college career was ruined because they said one pic like it's 0.96

01:46:25.220 a disaster it's a mess it's a mess so women are not in their bodies they're just doing things to

01:46:29.560 please you they're like i had a niece right she's 21 she interned for me this summer she's 20 and 1.00

01:46:34.260 She came, saved me, and she was like,

01:46:35.980 I kind of knew what I did, listened to the show,

01:46:37.660 but you got to listen.

01:46:38.540 And it's fun and entertaining.

01:46:39.540 I'm not like, you should recover.

01:46:40.960 It's like people literally calling and asking these questions.

01:46:43.900 And she was like, oh, yeah, in college, I was just getting,

01:46:45.820 she's hot and great and brilliant. 0.99

01:46:47.560 She's like, I was giving out blowjobs. 0.99

01:46:48.700 Like, it was my job. 0.99

01:46:49.460 I thought it was my job, and the guy's going to like me 1.00

01:46:52.040 if I give him blowjobs. 0.99

01:46:53.300 And that's because that's what they learned. 1.00

01:46:55.760 So you're like, oh, shit, am I telling girls not to get blowjobs? 1.00

01:46:57.900 I'm not saying that. 1.00

01:46:58.780 They will.

01:46:59.120 Wait, wait, wait.

01:47:00.040 But the point I'm saying is that she didn't realize

01:47:02.880 that like the hottest thing which you'll realize is a girl who's in her body and knows what she

01:47:07.020 likes and she's confident yeah that's hot but but i'm not even blaming men or porn i'm saying women 0.90

01:47:12.920 don't know anything either and then she left like holy shit now i know my body now i can figure out 0.81

01:47:16.820 what to do i know how to master but you know i'm she learned we have to all learn yeah and we have 0.63

01:47:21.660 to unlearn what we thought was the truth i agree i think you're i had a girl going back to your

01:47:25.440 thing yes my show my experts on my show are not 24 well i it was a question i don't know if i agree

01:47:30.480 with it i was just wanted to ask because like based on what you just said too i had a girl

01:47:34.060 tell me she's like yeah i i listened to the caller daddy girl's advice one of the pieces 0.99

01:47:37.880 of advice i gave is like yo suck a dude's dick and leave and like you you have the power when i 1.00

01:47:42.840 heard that when i heard that i was like uh well it's not here here's to your point she was 1.00

01:47:46.740 complaining to me about how she did that and it didn't work and leave so you can play drama for

01:47:50.520 the next three months and it but again that's where you guys are at that's kind of fun it's

01:47:55.520 chasing it's distracting you from other things i didn't understand i don't understand it doesn't 1.00

01:47:59.160 make any sense why would you suck his dick and leave because then he's really gonna want you 0.99

01:48:02.740 for what why do you want like to me it just it's all game it's all games but also but also let me 1.00

01:48:08.080 say to logan's question and i think the easiest way to separate is call her daddy similar to our

01:48:14.400 show and the way that we talk is content you are practice you are practice take scientific out of

01:48:20.220 the out of the equation even though you have that as well in education as well you have the ability

01:48:24.460 to put useful information into practice right call her daddy will teach you how to play better 0.99

01:48:28.380 mind games with dudes exactly we'll tell you how to how to excel in a sexual space in the

01:48:33.180 influencer field like this is for us it's content bubbles we hit a niche a niche or

01:48:40.100 niche audience with content that we think is fun to deliver you're delivering actionable steps for

01:48:46.500 the masses to have better sex and to feel better about all of it and so like yes they're very very

01:48:51.420 different uh arenas yeah and they're all legit i'm just saying facts but they're but it's all

01:48:58.280 great i'm just saying if you want accurate like yeah that's true wherever you're at in your life

01:49:01.860 it's going to resonate people have to like find my show or be like listen to it and they're like

01:49:05.940 oh yeah i actually was faking orgasms or i didn't know about my pleasure and guys are like why guys

01:49:11.060 think they have to keep coming i'm pointing you guys i have to come in two minutes for the rest

01:49:14.340 of my life no here's something to do in a month you won't be like i'm just trying to improve

01:49:18.200 everyone's sex life because i literally that's my goal is like i literally want everyone to just

01:49:23.320 stop the shame and stop beating themselves up and feeling bad and hiding and just like i mean sex 0.63

01:49:28.140 it's sex we all want it so why not just make it great it's like going to shitty restaurant for 0.96

01:49:32.020 the week i need food i'm gonna keep going to this diner or whatever but i'm like why not if you're 0.98

01:49:37.100 eating you might as well have great food if you're having sex you might as well make it great 0.57

01:49:40.060 Can I tap one quick topic?

01:49:42.680 You mentioned about social media, phones,

01:49:48.060 and why people are having less sex and stuff like that.

01:49:51.420 And one thing that you didn't mention

01:49:52.640 was the increase in antidepressants and meds.

01:49:58.000 And I think those are having a massive, massive effect

01:50:00.680 on this.

01:50:01.780 Yeah, like two out of five people or something.

01:50:03.360 And if you're on an SSRI, like Prozac, Zoloft,

01:50:06.640 Wilbutrin, not Wilbutrin,

01:50:07.880 that's the one that doesn't have these effects. 0.97

01:50:09.360 the ssris um yeah zoloft prozac um what's the other one uh affectser that shit it's gonna 0.99

01:50:17.120 prevent you from having an orgasm like for men you could like not get hard or you can't 0.99

01:50:21.920 orgasm and then for women it's just like your sex drive's gone and you can't orgasm if it's too high 0.64

01:50:26.860 so you have to go back to your doctor and figure out what you can take that's a whole that's a 0.92

01:50:30.940 whole show and there's a whole show there's like a whole drinking too much and anxiety meds too

01:50:36.160 with all of it yeah caffeine all right we've been here for a minute um emily thank you so much 0.78

01:50:43.060 thank you that was fun as fuck thank you thanks for having me thank you um where can they find 0.99

01:50:49.620 your stuff it's uh sex with emily everything is sex with emily social media i have a podcast i 0.99

01:50:54.560 release three times a week wherever you listen to podcasts i'm on sirius xm radio monday through 0.99

01:50:58.800 friday 5 to 7 5 to 7 p.m pacific 8 to 10 east it's also on demand there on the sirius xm app

01:51:05.220 on SiriusXM,

01:51:06.040 Stars 109 is the channel.

01:51:07.300 Amazing.

01:51:07.860 All right.

01:51:08.180 Thank you, guys.

01:51:09.180 Thanks for listening to Impulsive.

01:51:10.440 It's the number one podcast in the world.

01:51:11.540 Hit that subscribe button.

01:51:12.800 We love you.

01:51:13.280 Hopefully, you learned something

01:51:14.560 about sex 0.77

01:51:15.560 that you could use

01:51:16.120 in your personal life.

01:51:16.840 I learned a lot.

01:51:17.620 I'm going to go use this thing

01:51:18.840 probably in the next five to ten minutes.

01:51:21.300 We'll see you next time.

01:51:22.240 Take it easy.

01:51:22.760 Peace.

01:51:23.040 Peace.

01:51:23.180 Yeah.

01:51:24.060 Woo! 0.99

01:51:24.260 Woo! 0.99

01:51:24.360 Woo! 0.99

01:51:24.480 Woo! 0.99

01:51:24.520 Woo! 0.99

01:51:24.580 Woo! 0.99

01:51:24.620 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.040 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.100 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.240 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.260 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.280 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.300 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.340 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.360 Woo! 0.99

01:51:25.400 Woo! 0.99

01:51:27.360 Woo! 0.99

01:51:27.400 Woo! 0.99

01:51:27.440 Woo!

01:51:29.400 We'll be right back.

01:51:59.400 is my business.

01:52:01.100 Listen on the

01:52:01.820 iHeartRadio app,

01:52:02.940 Apple Podcasts,

01:52:04.020 or wherever you get

01:52:04.640 your podcasts.

01:52:07.820 I'm Lacey Mosley,

01:52:09.100 author, actor,

01:52:09.840 stand-up comedian,

01:52:10.780 creator, and host

01:52:11.760 of Scam Goddess Podcast.

01:52:13.600 The true crime comedy podcast

01:52:14.980 all about robbery,

01:52:16.380 fraud,

01:52:16.800 and those who practice it.

01:52:17.980 Each week I bring on

01:52:18.840 an amazing guest.

01:52:19.880 Ooh, I scammed them.

01:52:21.060 What?

01:52:21.520 I could talk to you

01:52:22.280 for an hour. 1.00

01:52:23.060 You're a generational yapper

01:52:24.180 like me.

01:52:25.120 That's why I had to make 0.93

01:52:26.000 yapping a job.

01:52:27.080 And now you can catch

01:52:27.940 full episodes of my show

01:52:29.260 on YouTube. Start listening to

01:52:31.140 Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app,

01:52:33.300 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:52:36.160 Scam Goddess!

01:52:38.100 Hi, this is Kylie

01:52:39.080 Brakeman, Angela Jaritana, Jeremy

01:52:40.900 Colhane, Patrick McDonald, and we're the hosts

01:52:43.140 of the Artists on Artists on Artists on

01:52:45.040 Artists podcast, the Improvised Character

01:52:47.100 Comedy podcast, where each week

01:52:48.900 a new panel of artists discuss

01:52:50.880 their craft. Join us for

01:52:52.620 a panel of Eurovision participants.

01:52:55.060 And we do a little Halloween sometimes.

01:52:57.280 Does the Pope dress up?

01:52:58.460 He winks on Halloween.

01:53:00.880 He gets right up next to the microphone.

01:53:02.660 I hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other.

01:53:05.720 You've never seen Italy so quiet as when the Pope gets up to wink on Halloween.

01:53:11.040 Listen to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists every Thursday on the iHeartRadio app,

01:53:15.540 Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:53:18.600 I'm Hamza.

01:53:19.340 And I'm Martin.

01:53:20.000 And we're the hosts of Out of Character, the best podcast in the world, is what they said.

01:53:24.200 Wait, they said that?

01:53:25.220 Yeah, yeah, they said that.

01:53:26.400 The best podcast with two best friends who jabber and talk about topical, trendy, funny stuff.

01:53:32.060 Give our input on it.

01:53:33.180 That's what you've needed, I think, up until now, listener.

01:53:35.680 Listen out of character on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:53:40.900 Sometimes I just feel like a burden.

01:53:42.540 You're a bird.

01:53:43.300 You fly. 1.00

01:53:43.980 You're a Martin.

01:53:44.660 And we are out of character.

01:53:45.860 Character podcast.

01:53:46.900 Dude, you messed up the clip.

Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 23, 2019

E148 SEX WITH EMILY - IMPAULSIVE EP. 148

Episode Stats

Transcript