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00:02:12.340 I go on Twitter, Logan Paul is trending.

00:02:14.420 And so, you know, when I see my name trending, I put on my vest.

00:02:17.860 Here we go, my bulletproof vest.

00:02:19.100 I'm like, this is it.

00:02:19.820 What is it this time?

00:02:21.240 Look at the tweets. 1.00

00:02:22.060 Logan Paul sucked the d**k. 1.00

00:02:23.040 Logan Paul d**k sucking video leaked. 1.00

00:02:24.900 And I'm really scrubbing my memory at this time. 0.99

00:02:27.600 I'm like, how f***ed up did I get?

00:02:29.660 I'm like, I know I party hard. 0.84

00:02:31.980 Was it like Cancun?

00:02:33.760 When did I?

00:02:34.620 2003?

00:02:35.540 What was it?

00:02:36.360 I'm like, I'm like, I, yo, I'm, I'm not. 0.99

00:02:39.900 I told Mike, I go, I'm 99% sure I did not suck a d***. 0.99

00:02:43.420 But who knows? 1.00

00:02:44.840 Like, it's like.

00:02:52.300 He built a whole school for his kids.

00:02:54.420 He built a school for his kids?

00:02:54.960 Just for his kids?

00:02:56.040 Just a fish, bro.

00:02:57.120 Are you sure he didn't build kids for his school?

00:03:00.200 He could have done that.

00:03:03.000 Hey, are we rolling?

00:03:04.460 Yeah.

00:03:04.880 How long have we been rolling for? 1.00

00:03:06.480 Just talking about some real dumb shit. 0.99

00:03:10.060 Welcome back to Impulsive 2019's best podcast of the year 0.99

00:03:15.480 and the number one podcast in the world.

00:03:17.960 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to 2020.

00:03:20.400 We're back.

00:03:21.320 It's a new decade.

00:03:22.740 And I'm feeling good.

00:03:23.460 I'm feeling way good.

00:03:24.360 I always

00:03:25.460 every new year

00:03:27.000 I set some like

00:03:28.060 mild new year

00:03:28.920 new year's resolutions

00:03:30.000 and I

00:03:31.660 and I gotta say

00:03:32.800 I do a bad job

00:03:33.940 of

00:03:34.460 following up on them

00:03:35.840 and actually

00:03:36.600 making them come through

00:03:37.320 2020 seems different

00:03:38.520 2020 seems like

00:03:39.920 such a

00:03:40.400 such a powerful year

00:03:42.160 and an opportunity

00:03:43.460 to get these

00:03:44.680 next 10 years right

00:03:45.920 I feel it

00:03:46.580 and I'm just

00:03:47.120 I'm just motivated

00:03:48.040 and inspired man

00:03:48.980 so what's your resolutions

00:03:50.000 I heard no drinking

00:03:51.280 is this like a thing

00:03:52.840 are you guys

00:03:53.400 actually gonna send it

00:03:54.340 So that was not that much confidence

00:03:56.800 I don't think you called no drinking sending it

00:03:58.860 It's like the opposite

00:04:00.100 Yeah we're not gonna send

00:04:02.160 We're done sending

00:04:03.240 I found a little microphone on the floor

00:04:05.060 That's cool Mike

00:04:06.540 Make sure you distract us 1.00

00:04:07.620 We're talking about important shit with dumb shit from now on 1.00

00:04:09.680 Every time you possibly can 1.00

00:04:10.720 I hate you 0.99

00:04:11.660 You're off today bro 0.77

00:04:13.560 I noticed

00:04:14.460 Let's get on bro

00:04:15.800 It's the first podcast of 2020

00:04:16.940 We're back

00:04:17.540 We've been off for a month

00:04:18.840 We have a lot to talk about

00:04:19.880 But yeah

00:04:20.260 What's the rush?

00:04:21.120 We're sober

00:04:21.520 2020 bro

00:04:22.580 So far so good

00:04:23.360 Tabna

00:04:23.780 I heard there's some stipulations

00:04:27.280 though from Andre

00:04:28.180 I don't know if those are true or not

00:04:30.760 let me just clarify

00:04:32.680 here are the rules I made for myself

00:04:34.660 sober 2020 excluding

00:04:36.900 Coachella 0.99

00:04:38.320 I gotta get fucked up 0.99

00:04:41.060 at Coachella please 1.00

00:04:42.040 the ranch

00:04:43.420 it's nice to be at the ranch

00:04:47.200 and just kick back with a scotch

00:04:48.500 every day

00:04:49.920 And vacation

00:04:54.720 Okay

00:04:56.560 He's like I'm gonna be sober all 2020

00:04:58.700 I got a few exceptions

00:05:00.040 Monday through Sunday is the first one

00:05:02.740 So any day that falls within Monday through Sunday

00:05:04.880 I'm gonna be absolutely obliterated

00:05:06.180 Any day that has evenings

00:05:08.360 So any day that there's an evening 0.99

00:05:10.340 I'll probably get fucking obliterated 0.99

00:05:12.240 But you're doing it 0.99

00:05:13.480 I'm doing full

00:05:14.240 And by the way I'm not so sure that I'll ever drink again

00:05:18.380 for the history of my life.

00:05:21.280 Wow.

00:05:23.840 Wow.

00:05:24.320 How did you have that much water in your mouth? 1.00

00:05:27.220 It's like a fucking waterfall, like a ski-doo. 1.00

00:05:30.400 You turn into a jet ski. 1.00

00:05:32.180 Never drink again?

00:05:33.420 Here's why.

00:05:34.720 Focus right here for a second, Andre.

00:05:39.380 I'll just stick this gun in here for a second. 0.97

00:05:41.460 That's disgusting. 0.95

00:05:42.260 Here's why. 0.98

00:05:42.860 It's like a pearl beanbag.

00:05:43.940 I said to myself the following.

00:05:45.260 in life when you look at certain

00:05:47.800 scenarios or scenarios depending on how

00:05:49.920 you pronounce it if you cannot come up

00:05:51.960 with enough pros to defeat

00:05:53.820 said cons

00:05:54.820 then you shall not do said activity

00:05:57.760 okay now I said 0.99

00:05:59.780 to people who lick lick lick lick or

00:06:01.820 look at drinking as a potential

00:06:03.880 activity or scenario that they like

00:06:05.560 and I say give me some pros and

00:06:07.820 some cons you can never come up with

00:06:09.880 enough pros what are the pros

00:06:11.940 dude they let me get wild 1.00

00:06:14.160 dude i freak out when i drank okay here's 52 cons you crash your car you fuck random skanks 1.00

00:06:20.620 without condoms you puke all over the place you're hung over you eat everything in sight 1.00

00:06:24.620 you call your mom fucking names you jerk off in public that's 82 cons and all you got was 1.00

00:06:30.200 i let loose man i like to drink and fucking get wild like no take off the stress like it takes 1.00

00:06:35.820 the stress off and it lets me open up i can't get any more open okay when i drink i actually go 0.98

00:06:40.580 the opposite direction so for me drinking is not i'm not a huge fan of it that's profound i do it

00:06:46.540 just because everybody else doing it to be honest right which is like if you're you know everyone

00:06:51.860 you know jumps off bridge i'm the guy that's like right after everybody else dude well sounds a lot

00:06:56.900 like tiktok too oh that's that's that's a fact it's the only it's the reason we do tiktoks now

00:07:01.840 it's because we can't ignore it everyone else is doing it now we're dancing in front of our phones

00:07:05.780 to songs like everyone else i'm not i'm sitting that play out still yeah yeah mad you wait you

00:07:10.280 don't have it have it yet congratulations bro i had it for two seconds uh somebody shared a video

00:07:16.200 and then i like i couldn't even move like i couldn't even pick the content that i wanted to

00:07:21.020 view yeah you know i got scared and then i left it's like scratch offs like it's like you see 0.96

00:07:26.620 other people like jim 30 from missouri won 2.2 million dollars and you're like i gotta fucking

00:07:31.760 play it because what if i get famous what if i get 200 million followers on tiktok and start 0.63

00:07:36.020 getting a billion views and i tweeted um i tried really hard this isn't the exact tweet but i tried

00:07:40.740 really hard but i i don't want to see any more 13 year old girls lip-syncing the baby talking about 0.99

00:07:46.700 getting his dick sucked but like i'm tired of seeing it it's all 12 year olds and they're like 1.00

00:07:50.760 uh what how's the song go dude i pull out her weave and i titty fuck i titty fuck and the girl's 1.00

00:07:56.420 like yeah yeah they're like 12 years old they're they shouldn't be listening to that music let 1.00

00:08:02.200 alone lip syncing the baby going yeah yeah well he's getting his dick what's going on in that app 0.99

00:08:08.340 is there some sort of censorship that can be it hurts my heart i don't even know what to say 0.99

00:08:11.360 i i got i got faith i don't know that's a lie um but i'm on it i joined the bandwagon

00:08:17.800 we have a lot to cover yeah um i want to give like a brief kind of outline of what what all

00:08:23.100 the stuff we're going to do because like we have been gone for a month and this month has been

00:08:26.540 jam-packed with activities uh both good and bad um yeah we've been gone for a month we've been

00:08:32.040 partying in new york we sat courtside at the knicks game we got escorted around the craziest mall i've

00:08:36.340 ever been to in my life it's called the american dream it's absolutely insane crazier than the

00:08:40.640 dubai mall and i did not think that could be beat so i want to talk about that a little bit 0.97

00:08:43.460 um in new york when we were at new york we had a dick sucking controversy this is this is the 0.88

00:08:48.460 first time i'll address it on on one of one of my platforms because i've been asked about it a lot 0.89

00:08:52.880 but like that was weird um then i flew to ohio we split up you flew to connecticut um for christmas

00:08:59.420 I contracted influenza

00:09:00.880 for the first time in my life

00:09:01.800 I got the flu

00:09:02.380 the actual flu

00:09:03.640 really

00:09:04.260 the worst sickness

00:09:05.880 I've ever gotten in my life

00:09:07.300 for everyone who is debating

00:09:08.720 getting the flu shot

00:09:09.580 please 1.00

00:09:10.200 get the fucking flu shot 1.00

00:09:11.820 this 1.00

00:09:12.020 I sweat the bed every

00:09:13.660 there was points where

00:09:14.580 I was laying down

00:09:16.220 not sure if I was gonna survive dude

00:09:17.940 like I was just like

00:09:19.060 shaking a bed

00:09:19.720 I'm like

00:09:19.940 this is

00:09:21.420 horrifying

00:09:22.720 he got in the habit of saying

00:09:23.920 Mike my health

00:09:25.360 my health

00:09:25.960 my health

00:09:26.360 he's super concerned

00:09:27.840 and I got it too by the way

00:09:29.100 You got a more mild case than his.

00:09:31.920 Yeah, we went to Lake Tahoe for New Year's, and we partied there with the Snow Globe Festival.

00:09:37.440 Worst festival in the world.

00:09:41.380 It's pretty bad.

00:09:43.420 I'm sure there's some sort of festival, like the Festival of Lights in Tuscaloosa.

00:09:47.920 I'll tell you why.

00:09:48.800 I'll tell you why it was bad.

00:09:50.380 Where was it, first off?

00:09:51.520 Is this a resort?

00:09:52.740 It was in Tahoe.

00:09:53.460 No, it was in the woods, which was sick.

00:09:55.080 It was set up to be awesome, the Snow Globe Festival we're talking about.

00:09:58.280 Okay.

00:09:58.540 The problem was, I actually think this might be the only problem, the neighbors were complaining

00:10:04.200 about the decibel level of the music.

00:10:06.660 Yeah, Lake Tahoe has like a thing in place where you can't have music above a certain

00:10:10.260 level.

00:10:10.840 And so basically when you get there, it's like, you know, when you watch TV on like

00:10:16.560 the lowest setting, but you could still kind of hear the volume, right?

00:10:20.020 That's kind of what it was.

00:10:20.960 So you're just like constantly wishing the volume, the turn up was almost impossible

00:10:25.640 because the volume sounded like

00:10:28.060 it was coming from a mini UE boom.

00:10:30.040 Like Skrillex was like,

00:10:31.740 10, 9, 8,

00:10:33.660 7.

00:10:35.140 Like for the New Year's ball job?

00:10:37.040 The logistics were tough too.

00:10:39.200 Just like the long ass walk in the cold

00:10:41.940 from your car. 0.92

00:10:43.220 But, you know, we were there.

00:10:45.380 So it was in the woods. Were the neighbors complaining?

00:10:48.120 Were these bears?

00:10:49.300 There's no neighbors.

00:10:50.720 No, it's a good question.

00:10:52.440 Who are the neighbors that they're trying to appease

00:10:54.440 with this low volume?

00:10:55.640 like a group of small owls. 0.99

00:10:58.200 Like there was no one for fucking vast square mileage, bro. 0.98

00:11:01.820 We had to walk. 0.98

00:11:02.660 By the way, I know this because we walked.

00:11:04.640 We had to walk.

00:11:05.320 You had to troop it.

00:11:06.060 It was like the Ho Chi Minh Trail, bro, 1.00

00:11:08.240 to get into this fucking shithole, dude. 1.00

00:11:10.380 And all these people around us are tripping on ass. 1.00

00:11:12.740 They're like, there's Logan Paul. 1.00

00:11:14.600 There's Logan Paul.

00:11:16.220 And we're just like walking, dude. 1.00

00:11:17.560 And the girl we were with, she tripped and busted her ass. 0.99

00:11:20.320 Is that later on? 0.99

00:11:21.280 I might have skipped it.

00:11:22.000 No, we can talk about that.

00:11:23.000 We were with these girls, and the one is, she's the prettiest girl I've ever seen in

00:11:28.120 my life.

00:11:28.220 She's very pretty, dude.

00:11:29.800 Very pretty is an understatement. 0.99

00:11:30.840 Got a home run slugger as a dad.

00:11:33.760 Yeah, Logan's dating her.

00:11:34.900 It's official. 1.00

00:11:39.680 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:11:40.620 She's gorgeous. 1.00

00:11:41.580 She's gorgeous. 0.98

00:11:43.380 She was sliding on the ice.

00:11:44.940 She's really athletic, because her dad is like an athletic military or MLB legend.

00:11:52.100 Military.

00:11:52.380 she was running on the ice

00:11:54.020 and she slipped 1.00

00:11:54.880 and man she ate shit 1.00

00:11:56.440 I will say 1.00

00:11:57.780 I do have a pet peeve

00:11:59.200 to 1.00

00:11:59.400 I hate seeing girls fall 0.98

00:12:01.840 I hate seeing girls fall

00:12:03.120 but somehow 1.00

00:12:04.240 she fell hot

00:12:06.160 did she play it off?

00:12:07.580 no no no

00:12:08.200 she didn't play it off 0.80

00:12:08.920 she could have got like 1.00

00:12:09.560 cover magazine 0.99

00:12:10.560 getting up

00:12:11.420 like there was like

00:12:11.960 a fan blowing

00:12:12.800 when she got up

00:12:13.500 and you heard

00:12:14.500 so she was just 1.00

00:12:17.640 smoking hot 1.00

00:12:18.840 what girl falls hot bro

00:12:20.280 I swear to god she fell

00:12:21.140 and like three judges 0.99

00:12:22.480 popped out of nowhere

00:12:23.280 like held up signs

00:12:24.260 like ten

00:12:24.880 you're gorgeous

00:12:25.800 like that was amazing

00:12:26.800 I think that's a keeper

00:12:28.140 I think that's what happens

00:12:29.460 when you find a keeper

00:12:30.180 I've never seen anything like it 0.97

00:12:31.220 this girl's hotter 1.00

00:12:31.600 than a pot of water 1.00

00:12:32.680 hotter than a pot of

00:12:33.600 boiling water 1.00

00:12:34.160 boiling fucking water dude 1.00

00:12:35.440 she's like a witch's brew 1.00

00:12:36.800 but even prettier 0.96

00:12:38.660 yeah

00:12:38.980 and then we got

00:12:42.340 after Tahoe

00:12:44.100 we survived that

00:12:45.540 and then we got 2020 started

00:12:46.940 right

00:12:47.980 or extremely wrong

00:12:50.300 way too fast but we got it started intensely where was um we went to a 72 hour intensive

00:12:57.900 military combat training camp in in virginia fredericksburg virginia um which we're gonna

00:13:03.120 dive again we're gonna dive into all this and then today jake paul's press conference and

00:13:08.280 all the buzz around the biggest potential sporting event of 2020 me versus antonio brown

00:13:15.480 We're going to dive into all this 0.98

00:13:18.480 And not to mention fucking Iran and World War 3 0.99

00:13:21.100 God freaking god dang it 0.99

00:13:22.580 And the Australian bushfires

00:13:24.140 That have killed what 1 billion animals now

00:13:27.040 I mean with this much stuff having happened

00:13:28.960 Already in 2020

00:13:29.940 We've got to be almost at the end of the year

00:13:33.460 It feels like it

00:13:34.260 We just gotta live it up man

00:13:36.400 No but all the stuff you just mentioned we are a year in already 0.93

00:13:38.740 But really we're fucking 7

00:13:40.620 How has all this stuff been scrunched 0.94

00:13:42.940 Into like a week

00:13:43.960 this is wild

00:13:44.940 this way wild

00:13:45.840 this way wild 0.51

00:13:46.460 what the hell do we do

00:13:47.320 should we start

00:13:48.440 should we start with

00:13:48.980 let's go chronological

00:13:49.940 yeah

00:13:50.200 yeah I mean there's nothing wrong

00:13:51.500 with a good chronological trip

00:13:52.800 cool

00:13:53.080 yeah

00:13:53.520 so first and foremost

00:13:54.480 Mike and I flew to New York

00:13:56.140 and

00:13:57.500 we knew

00:13:59.340 we knew that

00:14:00.100 well he knew that

00:14:01.840 for him

00:14:02.300 2020 was gonna be a very sober

00:14:03.860 responsible year

00:14:05.080 and

00:14:06.200 I knew I was gonna be

00:14:07.420 sober for the majority of the year

00:14:08.860 especially with the fights and stuff

00:14:09.920 like you know

00:14:10.220 when I get

00:14:10.520 when I get a fight

00:14:11.380 you know

00:14:12.120 three months

00:14:12.620 four months

00:14:13.040 no drinking anything

00:14:13.920 so we we raged we went we went extremely extremely hard um our friend john schwartz

00:14:19.940 at the towel group yeah hooked us up with courtside seats at the next game

00:14:23.680 and uh we had we had a great time there they they brought a bunch of really cool girls

00:14:28.920 um and then we were at dinner how how how um how specific can i be it's extremely oh with 0.96

00:14:37.180 the fucking guy again you can't mention the guy all right it's already it's been a spelled 0.99

00:14:41.280 disaster we're at dinner with some important people very important fucking people there we go 0.99

00:14:45.280 and mike important to talk about mike goes to the bathroom and jay texts me he's like yo 0.99

00:14:49.300 you suck the dick yeah i was like i was like i text him back i go i did he goes yeah man it's 0.99

00:14:56.280 on twitter check twitter and so i go on twitter logan paul is trending and i and so you know 1.00

00:15:00.700 when i see my name trending i i put on my vest here we go my bulletproof vest i'm like this is 0.99

00:15:05.020 it what is it this time look at the tweets logan paul sucked the dick logan paul logan paul dick 0.99

00:15:09.680 second video leaked and I'm you I'm really scrubbing my memory at this time I'm like I'm like I know I 0.99

00:15:16.680 party hard was it like Cancun 2003 exactly what was it I'm like I'm like I yo I'm I'm not I told 0.98

00:15:25.620 Mike I go I'm 99% sure I did not suck a dick but who knows yeah like I mean it could have been like 0.99

00:15:32.060 a wild ass night the night before anything and just you just deep throat exactly so Mike comes 0.99

00:15:38.300 back to the table and i brief him i go mike stop he goes why i go this one's weird out of every

00:15:43.140 this moment right here we've had a lot of these moments like like three or four of them i said

00:15:47.480 on the show always at dinner because we talked about this on barstool sports afterwards always

00:15:52.900 at dinner usually when we're traveling it's happened in multiple other locations the last

00:15:56.740 time was for his heated remarks on abortion during the ksi lead up and mike i'm trending and then it's 0.98

00:16:03.080 just a race like what do we do get the pr team on the line get the management on the fucking line 0.85

00:16:07.700 everybody come together to try to figure out crisis management but this time we didn't do 0.94

00:16:12.900 anything it was a crisis crisis there's no t in that word it was a crisis that we did not cause

00:16:19.400 didn't didn't do any this was the first time or at least we didn't think we didn't think i was i

00:16:24.280 was hands off mouth on hands off but i go mike i go mike this one's weird a video of a guy

00:16:34.240 my doppelganger

00:16:35.340 who looks like me 1.00

00:16:36.260 sucking a dick 1.00

00:16:38.140 like he 1.00

00:16:38.920 I'll just say 1.00

00:16:39.420 he's getting face fucked 0.99

00:16:40.240 upside down 0.99

00:16:40.800 like this is

00:16:41.320 this is the position

00:16:42.220 of millennials

00:16:43.820 like you know how 1.00

00:16:44.640 girls are flipping upside down 1.00

00:16:45.680 on the bed 1.00

00:16:45.980 and hanging off the edge

00:16:46.700 I don't know that he does know

00:16:47.920 I didn't watch it

00:16:49.660 no no no

00:16:50.180 but I mean

00:16:50.560 have you ever upside down 0.99

00:16:51.360 face fucked a woman before 0.99

00:16:52.400 do you know what he's talking about 1.00

00:16:53.540 we'll see

00:16:54.360 what does that mean

00:16:56.000 I don't know

00:16:56.600 we'll see

00:16:58.080 you can't use

00:16:59.520 we'll see

00:17:00.040 to talk about a past event

00:17:01.340 that's how it works

00:17:02.980 we'll see

00:17:04.140 By the way

00:17:08.040 Is that the best thing that could happen

00:17:10.880 Where you're kind of like blowing up

00:17:12.640 Sort of

00:17:14.720 I will say

00:17:15.500 It's cool that I was trending

00:17:18.880 Right

00:17:19.440 Staying relevant 1.00

00:17:21.000 I just wish it wasn't for having a dick in my mouth 1.00

00:17:23.380 In my alleged mouth 1.00

00:17:25.260 So Mike's like don't worry it'll blow over 0.99

00:17:27.880 Why does every term have a fucking 0.99

00:17:30.480 Hidden 1.00

00:17:31.100 I know it sucks man 0.97

00:17:33.840 but this one's really going to blow over. 0.97

00:17:35.400 Trust me, you're really going to come to on this.

00:17:37.880 There's no doubt in my throat.

00:17:41.520 Isn't the quote like any publicity good publicity?

00:17:46.380 Yeah, but I've come out and said this before.

00:17:48.300 That is so not true.

00:17:50.940 You turned this one into something good, though.

00:17:53.020 I felt good from a third-party perspective.

00:17:55.260 I was like, that's my boy. 1.00

00:17:56.340 You handled that dick sucking real well. 1.00

00:17:57.900 Thanks, bro. 1.00

00:17:58.480 You took it like a champ.

00:17:59.980 And by the way, his doppelbanger in the video. 1.00

00:18:03.840 This guy could suck a fucking dick, bro. 1.00

00:18:06.900 Yeah, he could go into a dick, bro. 1.00

00:18:08.200 I was this close to looking it up. 0.99

00:18:10.160 I typed it in, and then I put my phone away.

00:18:12.820 I was like, you know what?

00:18:13.760 I don't have to see this.

00:18:14.640 2020 is going to go well for me.

00:18:16.540 And by the way, I think a lot of people gave a ton of respect to the doppelbanger, dude.

00:18:22.640 And this dude was getting his neck javelined.

00:18:26.420 But I do want to throw a shout out very quickly to the man with the javelin.

00:18:31.300 That was a massive

00:18:34.300 Big ol' hammer 1.00

00:18:35.080 Massive white penis 1.00

00:18:36.320 That's the kind of penis 1.00

00:18:37.080 I'm used to seeing 1.00

00:18:38.140 I'm blacked raw, dude 0.69

00:18:39.260 So check it out 1.00

00:18:39.800 This was a fucking fire hose 0.99

00:18:41.300 Check it out 1.00

00:18:41.740 Dude, this man had a fucking 1.00

00:18:43.040 Gargantuan hot dog cock 1.00

00:18:45.440 Dude, go ahead 0.98

00:18:46.000 I found this guy

00:18:47.880 Cause

00:18:48.320 I'm gonna skip ahead here for a second

00:18:50.540 Then we'll go back

00:18:51.380 But

00:18:51.600 Wow

00:18:52.320 My first thought was

00:18:53.500 You know

00:18:53.900 I gotta interview the guy 1.00

00:18:55.420 Who sucked the dick for me 1.00

00:18:56.280 Yeah 1.00

00:18:56.820 I gotta find him

00:18:57.500 What a phenomenal idea 0.99

00:18:58.220 I gotta fucking find him 0.98

00:18:59.160 I managed to find 0.98

00:19:00.500 the dude who is 1.00

00:19:02.420 getting his dick sucked, yes. 1.00

00:19:04.740 Who's delegated. 1.00

00:19:06.040 I'm on his page, first off. 0.99

00:19:08.060 He does porn. He does gay porn. 1.00

00:19:10.660 His dick is 1.00

00:19:12.760 not only huge, it's everywhere. 1.00

00:19:15.000 There's a video of him saying

00:19:16.580 come fight me, Logan Paul, and he's just slapping 1.00

00:19:18.500 his dick on his thighs. 1.00

00:19:19.760 And I'm just like, what is it? 1.00

00:19:21.760 It's a dark place. It's a dark place for me to be on Twitter,

00:19:24.660 but I knew I had to find the guy who sucked the dick for me. 1.00

00:19:26.840 Is he coming on impulsive? 1.00

00:19:28.500 Well, 0.99

00:19:28.900 well hopefully he doesn't do that actually please please don't come on come ejaculate on my show

00:19:36.500 um so i talked to him like hey man like i gotta find the dude i gotta find the guy who looks like

00:19:41.740 me he's like hey dude like i got i you know we uh we had a real bad breakup we broke up and he

00:19:47.320 actually never even wanted to do porn so he kind of like hates me but you know some decisions in 0.96

00:19:50.960 life you can't take back i was like you just don't like you have some empathy issues but uh that sucks 0.95

00:19:55.340 so I couldn't find the guy 0.82

00:19:56.200 I cannot interview the guy

00:19:57.600 my doppelganger

00:19:58.940 my doppelbanger

00:20:00.400 my doppelbanger

00:20:01.000 so

00:20:01.280 anyways

00:20:02.200 this happens at dinner

00:20:03.960 I'm like Mike

00:20:04.820 it's not gonna blow over

00:20:06.040 I refresh

00:20:06.640 it's at like 5,000 tweets

00:20:07.820 sure enough bro

00:20:08.380 300,000 tweets

00:20:09.420 and so I

00:20:10.320 I did what I do best

00:20:11.860 and that is 0.99

00:20:12.780 troll the entire fucking internet 0.99

00:20:14.520 you know 1.00

00:20:14.900 there was

00:20:15.520 there was two responses

00:20:16.460 it was one

00:20:17.020 it was one like

00:20:18.200 no I 1.00

00:20:19.120 I didn't suck the dick 1.00

00:20:20.760 it wasn't me 1.00

00:20:21.560 trust me

00:20:22.020 I'm not gay

00:20:22.720 but or

00:20:23.840 or just like you know 1.00

00:20:24.820 fuck it 1.00

00:20:25.220 Like, let's have some fun with this. 1.00

00:20:26.600 So I tweeted, you know, 100K retweets, not released a full sex tape.

00:20:30.360 James Charles, you're next.

00:20:31.880 To which James retweeted, tweeted back, sorry, bro, I only go for straight guys.

00:20:36.820 Bro, look at the numbers these did.

00:20:38.640 Wow.

00:20:39.320 214,000.

00:20:40.080 Like, this is just some good quality internet fun.

00:20:41.980 It's always fun when the person that responds to your tweet gets more engagement than you.

00:20:46.140 It's just, James Charles is a god dang powerhouse.

00:20:50.660 Well, he DM'd me on Instagram, and he said, yo, is the video real?

00:20:55.060 I'm like and James I would consider James a friend and so I was like I was like I go I'm sorry James I

00:21:00.920 I don't know it's not it's not real he goes oh like oh that sucks whatever and I was like yeah

00:21:05.400 man I hate that I say this but like I'm like I'm painfully straight and he goes he goes oh really

00:21:12.040 how about now I was like nope still straight man um and then Jeffrey Star DM me too and then I and

00:21:19.800 And then I was like, I know you're two-timing me.

00:21:21.880 I know you're DMing Mike, so leave me alone.

00:21:24.900 And, yeah, I just said that.

00:21:26.880 I think I probably shouldn't have said that.

00:21:28.200 Yeah, it's not a lie.

00:21:30.260 It's not a lie.

00:21:31.420 When they say, sorry, bro, I only go for straight guys,

00:21:34.820 the internet, like, hackles and giggles at it,

00:21:37.180 but it's actually kind of true.

00:21:38.400 I'm not going to lie to you.

00:21:39.900 When are they going to come on the show?

00:21:41.820 God dang it, Spencer.

00:21:43.860 What's with all the splooge jokes?

00:21:45.800 It's just bad timing.

00:21:47.220 So then we go to the store and do what I do best.

00:21:50.120 Again, we troll the internet.

00:21:51.020 So I fill these little...

00:21:53.580 Carts.

00:21:54.840 Who would you call those?

00:21:56.480 Contraptions. 0.99

00:21:57.500 Baskets.

00:21:58.040 Baskets.

00:21:58.520 Who said it?

00:21:59.400 Who said it?

00:22:00.340 Good job.

00:22:01.240 Sharp. 0.97

00:22:02.060 Fill these baskets with these phallic-shaped produce.

00:22:05.460 We got eggplants and cucumbers.

00:22:07.840 And by the way, can we talk about this for a second?

00:22:09.700 Sure, we are.

00:22:10.340 We're still in New York City.

00:22:11.720 We are leaving our hotel to get on a flight to go visit our families.

00:22:14.700 It's Christmas time. 0.55

00:22:15.480 There's old women with pink hair, blue hair, shopping for their parsnips to make pie.

00:22:21.480 And Logan goes, get this, man. 0.98

00:22:23.120 We're going into Whole Foods, and I'm going to get a whole bunch of dick-shaped vegetables. 0.96

00:22:26.260 Stick them in a basket. 0.97

00:22:27.040 You're going to take a picture of me.

00:22:28.620 And I go, bro, I'm not going to lie to you, dude. 0.99

00:22:30.600 I'm fucking 34 years old. 0.99

00:22:32.400 I don't do fucking pranks, bro. 0.99

00:22:35.240 Nobody likes pranks. 0.99

00:22:36.560 Nobody likes TikToks unless they're under the age of like 16.

00:22:40.180 And he's like, well, there's a lot of those people out there. 0.99

00:22:42.140 So I'm like, fuck it, whatever. 1.00

00:22:43.000 Bring me along. 1.00

00:22:43.500 So we go in there. 0.99

00:22:44.420 He fills these baskets, and here's me in the middle of the fucking corn aisle. 0.99

00:22:48.080 There's corn on all sides of me, and I'm just taking pictures of him. 0.98

00:22:51.700 And by the way, you see the one picture he chose.

00:22:54.360 What you don't know is there's 220 on the front end of it and 260 on the B side.

00:22:59.160 I'm just sitting there snapping away.

00:23:00.460 He's like, hey, wait, let me do this.

00:23:01.800 And people are just like, yo, why are you doing this?

00:23:03.880 What are you doing?

00:23:04.380 And then he just puts the baskets on the ground, 2017 Logan Paul style.

00:23:12.520 He puts the baskets on the ground.

00:23:13.880 He's like, let's go.

00:23:14.460 I got the picture. 0.99

00:23:15.220 And I go, but what about all the fucking phallic-shaped vegetables? 0.99

00:23:17.760 And we're walking on. 1.00

00:23:19.020 I shit you not. 0.95

00:23:19.500 The produce guy goes, I hope you guys had fun and got your picture. 0.99

00:23:24.400 Oh, no.

00:23:25.520 And we get down the street, and I go, bro, we have to go back.

00:23:31.600 We have to go back.

00:23:32.900 Oh, no, you didn't say that.

00:23:34.600 You told me that that's what he said. 1.00

00:23:36.200 And I go, fuck. 1.00

00:23:38.360 Oh, yeah, I said that. 1.00

00:23:39.140 But by the way, we shouldn't.

00:23:40.560 So whatever.

00:23:41.980 Here's a pie. 0.79

00:23:42.780 Great job.

00:23:43.120 I just want to say I took some accountability

00:23:45.540 he did well anyways then he did

00:23:47.400 he was like we have to go back and I was like should we go back

00:23:49.560 and he's like we have to go back so here's us now

00:23:51.300 walking back into the store on 0.99

00:23:53.440 camera and shit picking up baskets 1.00

00:23:55.460 of phallic shaped fucking vegetables 1.00

00:23:56.840 and we grab them and the produce 1.00

00:23:59.480 dude's like

00:24:00.720 and we walk around to the register

00:24:03.600 we get in line now we're standing next to other normal 0.99

00:24:05.560 people with baskets of penis food 0.99

00:24:07.080 everyone's just like what the fuck is wrong with these 0.99

00:24:09.480 people and we go up to the register and I go ma'am 0.99

00:24:11.460 i'm gonna be blunt with you i we we took all of your penis shaped food off of the shelf and this 0.96

00:24:18.060 is a normal interaction for us we don't think anything no we have these kind of conversations 0.98

00:24:21.140 every fucking day and we don't intend on doing anything with this food we'd like to buy it and 0.78

00:24:25.640 then donate it somewhere can you help us she goes boys uh just want to let you know like just because 0.97

00:24:30.100 you touched it all you don't have to actually buy it we'll just put it we'll wash it and put it back

00:24:34.160 and i was like really and i pulled a wad of uh strip money i had taken to the strip club earlier

00:24:40.680 There was like 60 singles, and I just handed it. 0.98

00:24:43.180 I go, ma'am, thank you, and I handed her 60 stripper singles, and we walked out of fucking 1.00

00:24:47.680 Whole Foods. 1.00

00:24:48.380 Wow.

00:24:49.420 Successful mission.

00:24:50.300 What a gentleman thing for you to do.

00:24:52.340 I know.

00:24:52.780 I lost money.

00:24:53.740 He got a great, highly engaged photo for both Twitter and Instagram.

00:24:57.060 I took it.

00:24:57.900 I didn't get photo cred. 0.99

00:24:58.940 I didn't even get a fucking thank you, and I lost 60 fucking dollars. 0.99

00:25:02.580 At the end, Mike goes, how the fuck did that end up costing me money? 0.99

00:25:08.200 Dang it, dude. 0.98

00:25:09.000 Yeah.

00:25:09.500 That's all right.

00:25:09.920 It's the things you do for the team, bro.

00:25:11.480 But we, you know, we absorbed the controversy and I found out when I flew back to Ohio and

00:25:17.760 I was hanging out with my young cousins, like if you're, if you were under the age of, I'll

00:25:22.480 say 18, a lot of people really thought that was me.

00:25:27.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:27.520 I did not realize how many people legitimately thought I sucked a dick. 1.00

00:25:32.020 And bro, I have people coming up to me in the mall on camera. 0.99

00:25:36.480 A paparazzi asked me today, they go, was that you in the tape?

00:25:39.220 and i just can't help but but laugh i i guess this is one of those things and i'll like be 1.00

00:25:45.580 bold and say this here if you nah you gotta be you gotta be really fucking dumb dude like a like 0.99

00:25:53.820 a level unbeknownst to mankind we're in headline culture bro to not for one second use context 0.99

00:25:59.820 clues and be like okay let me let me put this together here like we've seen logan i'd like i

00:26:05.520 don't even want to get in here but like just we are in headline college yeah and it upsets me that

00:26:09.860 people are not able to deduce their own opinions my friend sent me a text and said i think the stat

00:26:14.260 was only 20 of high school seniors can differentiate facts between opinions yeah what yikes why is it

00:26:24.420 so hard to believe that you that you lp would s a d i'm not sure i'm not sure that's the hard part

00:26:30.580 I would argue

00:26:32.220 I mean I'm not telling you

00:26:33.860 go look up porn

00:26:34.700 but the dude in the video

00:26:36.260 doesn't look like me

00:26:37.880 that's a big

00:26:39.560 is that true

00:26:40.380 that's a big clue

00:26:41.300 he has no beard

00:26:42.660 and his hair is not even blonde

00:26:44.540 it's like

00:26:45.780 look I'm fun to pick on

00:26:46.900 on the internet

00:26:47.360 I'm fun to

00:26:47.960 I'm fun to

00:26:48.600 I'm fun to make fun of

00:26:50.440 at this point in my life

00:26:51.340 like when people get a chance

00:26:52.620 to dog on me

00:26:53.220 they take it

00:26:54.580 oh yeah

00:26:55.100 and so

00:26:55.480 and by the way

00:26:56.320 I love doing that too

00:26:57.680 like I'm in fun of myself here

00:26:58.760 it's fun

00:26:59.600 like this is all a good time but

00:27:01.680 yeesh dude people gotta

00:27:03.740 win somehow bro you know what I'm saying

00:27:05.620 everything still like even after 0.99

00:27:07.700 the fucking 0.99

00:27:08.340 career ending L you took against 1.00

00:27:11.560 KSL fucking 0.98

00:27:13.060 like now anything 1.00

00:27:15.460 you do trends you number

00:27:17.620 one at Twitter like here

00:27:19.420 I go on yes man stage again

00:27:20.940 but it's literal I'm kidding 0.99

00:27:23.320 not any a lot of the shit 0.99

00:27:25.260 a lot of the shit you do trends a lot people 0.99

00:27:27.400 fucking constantly are watching strategic 1.00

00:27:29.360 with the shit how fucking hell we are like with this antonio brown shit if people see all the 1.00

00:27:34.740 shit that we show them on the surface but they don't even know the fucking weeks or months or 1.00

00:27:39.460 years worth of yeah the strategic chess pieces that move for this antonio brown situation to 1.00

00:27:46.460 come to fruition like like when we when we make a decision here in a strategic meeting we'll start

00:27:52.860 dropping little droplets like little pamphlets over vietnam to start it off just to kick it off

00:27:57.040 with a little propaganda people are like oh wait i think i heard something yeah you didn't hear it 0.97

00:28:01.820 because we fucked up and said it we said it quietly so you would hear it and think we said 0.75

00:28:06.200 it quite from my perspective it was fun to watch that too from you guys traveling and then like 0.88

00:28:10.840 hearing can we talk about the ab situation let's let's let's let's because when i when i saw you

00:28:15.360 guys from a third party perspective i'm like i see this pop up on my feet i'm like are you

00:28:19.540 you guys are kidding right but then i realized i was like there's something smart here you thought

00:28:23.920 it was a joke yeah i mean i didn't i didn't know what to think ab was a joke i knew it was no i i

00:28:30.680 didn't know what to think i was like is this actually gonna happen like that's gonna respond

00:28:35.780 that came to fruition in a meeting in the studio when we're meeting with the zone and and joe

00:28:41.120 markowski goes preach pre-travel pre-travel he goes he goes feels so much it feels like a while

00:28:45.800 ago he goes he goes you got any potential opponents and i had been i had been sitting

00:28:49.620 on Antonio Brown

00:28:50.680 really

00:28:51.160 okay so

00:28:51.920 and so I

00:28:52.440 physically

00:28:52.840 I told him

00:28:54.120 I told Joe

00:28:54.800 and he goes

00:28:55.980 he goes

00:28:56.960 oh my god mate

00:28:57.660 that would be incredible

00:28:59.000 that would be amazing

00:28:59.680 and the more

00:29:00.260 the more I thought about

00:29:01.060 I'm like

00:29:01.340 I'm like

00:29:02.040 this fight would be incredible

00:29:04.440 there's a lot of people

00:29:05.120 that could fight

00:29:05.580 there's a lot of opponents

00:29:06.460 I think that fight

00:29:07.740 would be

00:29:08.480 incredibly entertaining

00:29:09.860 the reason I think

00:29:11.040 he'd be good is

00:29:11.760 A. he's an athlete

00:29:12.720 assuming

00:29:13.960 not just an athlete

00:29:15.060 an elite athlete

00:29:15.700 one of the best in the NFL

00:29:16.600 assuming he could pick up

00:29:18.080 boxing pretty quickly 0.96

00:29:18.960 um b sort of like me post tokyo he's he's he's in a shit position right now i'm not i don't know 0.89

00:29:28.180 how much the nfl is willing to touch him and he could use a revitalization of his brand and his

00:29:35.860 career in a way that i think boxing could really help him with like it did me like it allows him

00:29:41.480 to focus on something else it allows uh people to view him in a different light see the timing's

00:29:46.380 perfect he after the super bowl it's gonna be the off season he has three months to train for a fight

00:29:52.180 like everything is just lining up and we mentioned it on the barstool podcast the first time i said

00:29:57.340 it and nothing really happened it didn't it didn't really blow up nothing really happened

00:30:01.340 and then this week he must have saw it and he saw the odds betting the betting odds i think that's

00:30:06.760 what triggered him he saw the betting odds i think i was minus 2 000 he was plus 1 000 and and it

00:30:12.520 triggered him yeah right here right here it triggered him and he responded to the odd shark

00:30:16.680 uh tweet and he said oh really and then he tweeted at me and said square up at logan paul um to which

00:30:23.960 i i go i go to mike i was like mike told me about this tweet he goes yo you see ab sweet i'm like 0.92

00:30:29.840 oh shit we're going to war and uh we knew we had to come up with some some viral shit and so he 0.95

00:30:35.040 came back and said i'd drop you faster than the patriots which by the way i really i really do 0.99

00:30:40.660 think i really do think i do think i do some some real damage here like uh i know the dude's a freak 0.97

00:30:47.980 fucking athlete but this would be a sick fight and i think i'm gonna be biased a little bit 0.96

00:30:51.720 i've been humbled by the l but shit when i got some hands when are you gonna change that banner 0.99

00:30:56.680 on your twitter could you would you change it right now by chance yeah do it ah it seems like 0.96

00:31:01.100 so much work because you got to get the specs and the and everything i don't know if you know

00:31:04.220 but that fight that fight's actually over it is over yeah uh but yeah chris d'alea respond

00:31:09.100 Make him a bet

00:31:10.720 Something for the rest of the day

00:31:11.860 Nah you got no bet 0.99

00:31:12.680 You got no fucking bet 0.99

00:31:13.720 25,000 retweets 0.99

00:31:15.340 182,000 favorites

00:31:16.580 Chris D'Elia responded

00:31:18.300 He said wow

00:31:18.880 Love a good slam

00:31:19.680 And then the dude under him

00:31:21.160 Said love a good

00:31:21.740 Full circle moment

00:31:23.000 Cause if you guys remember

00:31:24.180 Chris D'Elia 0.99

00:31:25.020 Absolutely fucked me 1.00

00:31:26.700 In my face 1.00

00:31:27.660 When he told me

00:31:29.060 When he told me 0.99

00:31:29.860 What the fuck 1.00

00:31:30.400 Ah shit 1.00

00:31:31.100 Probably poor verbiage 1.00

00:31:31.960 Talk about coming full circle 1.00

00:31:33.500 Holy shit 1.00

00:31:34.480 You like that 1.00

00:31:36.120 Right here man

00:31:36.960 What's good

00:31:37.740 When he said

00:31:38.360 when he made that tweet

00:31:39.900 I think like a year and a half

00:31:40.860 two years ago

00:31:41.380 he said

00:31:41.700 at least when my career dies

00:31:43.180 you can film it

00:31:43.940 put it on YouTube

00:31:44.620 and yeesh

00:31:45.480 Chris D'Elia is the king of slams

00:31:47.380 he's a slammer dude

00:31:48.520 so this

00:31:49.060 this popped off

00:31:50.460 you know

00:31:51.200 I think

00:31:51.860 I'm incredibly optimistic

00:31:53.600 that this fight will happen

00:31:54.600 I think it'll be the biggest event

00:31:56.160 of 2020

00:31:56.760 we've been

00:31:57.480 more so than

00:31:58.680 McGregor's return

00:31:59.400 I'm gonna be bold here

00:32:00.860 more so than Fury Wilder

00:32:02.260 but

00:32:02.520 when you say that

00:32:03.940 make sure you preface it

00:32:04.840 like based on like

00:32:05.700 it might sell more

00:32:07.600 views you know what I'm saying

00:32:09.880 like I think it'll sell more I don't think

00:32:11.400 like what's the metric what we always go back to this

00:32:13.680 what's the metric for success I mean when you talk about

00:32:15.480 McGregor returning from a conversational

00:32:17.800 standpoint and a general PR

00:32:19.740 standpoint that will technically garner

00:32:21.600 a lot more conversation than this fight

00:32:23.320 but from a stream standpoint

00:32:25.660 maybe not though

00:32:26.480 maybe not

00:32:28.440 it's the return 0.99

00:32:31.800 of Conor fucking McGregor 0.99

00:32:33.140 but it's also the return of Antonio Brown 0.99

00:32:35.300 And he's kind of shaking some feathers

00:32:37.860 On the way out

00:32:38.820 But we care deeply about this

00:32:42.180 And I think it's a very

00:32:43.540 Strong fight, I'm not saying it's not

00:32:45.540 But in the sports world

00:32:46.840 AB is kind of like written off

00:32:49.000 AB is an elite athlete

00:32:50.740 This is a fact

00:32:52.880 AB is not a talked about elite athlete anymore

00:32:55.640 Conor McGregor is currently still

00:32:57.160 An acting athlete

00:32:59.320 AB is big man

00:33:01.120 He's like Colin Kaepernick

00:33:03.420 He's got potential

00:33:04.540 Nobody's pushed out.

00:33:05.780 Regardless, he may be pushed out, but people know who he is, and people will want to see

00:33:10.780 him either win or get beat up.

00:33:13.740 Just like me.

00:33:14.540 Just like me. 0.52

00:33:15.100 That's why fights work.

00:33:16.040 That's like the model of fights.

00:33:17.180 If loved or hated, people want to see you win. 1.00

00:33:19.620 People want to see you get the shit kicked out of you. 0.99

00:33:21.280 We talked about this today in an interview today. 1.00

00:33:23.120 That's great.

00:33:23.820 Colby Covington. 1.00

00:33:25.260 Got his fucking... 1.00

00:33:26.400 A lot of people want to see him get fucked up. 1.00

00:33:28.800 We watched that. 0.99

00:33:29.700 He showed up, though. 0.69

00:33:31.820 Colby Covington's a sick fighter. 1.00

00:33:33.120 He got fucked up. 1.00

00:33:34.380 sick fighter he got fucked up he got fucked he broke his jaw in the third round and that that 0.99

00:33:39.200 was actually when i knew i was like you know although i i don't really know that much about 0.99

00:33:44.360 the guy i'm not even gonna say i don't like him but like you you have to put respect on colby

00:33:48.120 covington showed up for getting his jaw broken the third round and then going for two more rounds

00:33:52.700 and and then even honestly more respect for kamaru usman who i think is the most solid fighter in the

00:33:58.240 ufc i've never seen someone stick to a game plan more than kamaru usman how bad does it feel to

00:34:03.520 know that your biggest bet of all time in your whole life was against him and we're sitting in

00:34:08.660 the second row we watch woodley get smoked if only we would have known i should have done some

00:34:12.900 research i told tmz today because by the way we've already started the press junket for this 0.81

00:34:16.700 particular battle even though we're not even close to fucking signing the paper we're gonna 0.54

00:34:20.400 we got conversation going but we've already started talking about it and we told i told 0.79

00:34:25.240 tmz today the difference between this fight and uh logan paul ksi logan paul ksi was the fourth

00:34:31.340 most streamed event on

00:34:33.260 DAZN this year. Massively, massively

00:34:35.460 successful event.

00:34:37.280 The difference is, is that

00:34:39.400 in Logan Paul KSI, you have

00:34:41.420 a household name and superstar

00:34:43.420 in Logan Paul, and you have a

00:34:45.340 British YouTuber in KSI. That is

00:34:47.320 what he is. He's a very, very, very

00:34:49.060 strong British YouTuber with

00:34:51.280 a massive following, but at the end

00:34:53.260 of the day, he's only invited on

00:34:55.160 Good Morning Great Britain because he's fighting

00:34:57.040 Logan Paul. Let's fucking be honest. Was he on that show 0.99

00:34:59.280 talking about FIFA? No. Okay.

00:35:00.880 So when you replace KSI, internet personality, extraordinaire, rolly chair guy, with a full-on sports phenom, household name, mainstream person, and now you've got two superstars in a fight, now you're talking about a massive global wave on a non-internet level.

00:35:19.860 Of course.

00:35:20.400 On a sporting level.

00:35:21.720 On a level that the Barstool crowd cares about, the ESPN SportsCenter crowd cares about, my dad cares about.

00:35:26.780 Yeah, ESPN posted about that.

00:35:28.660 I mean, you're in the conversation right off the beginning.

00:35:31.740 I told him as soon as I saw that, I sent him that post too, and I said, this is the epitome

00:35:36.460 of sporting.

00:35:37.300 I mean, when you get featured on SportsCenter Instagram, it gets no higher than that.

00:35:42.600 That is sports.

00:35:43.900 I mean, who grew up watching SportsCenter?

00:35:45.460 I know I did.

00:35:46.760 Just to let you know too, he was at the peak of his career before this last season.

00:35:52.080 He put up 15 touchdowns in 2018.

00:35:54.240 Oh, really?

00:35:55.120 Yeah.

00:35:55.380 I thought it was one season. 0.99

00:35:56.760 For the Pats.

00:35:57.720 People are excited.

00:35:58.660 for the Steelers

00:35:59.460 for the Steelers

00:36:00.040 oh yeah

00:36:00.620 because he left the Steelers

00:36:01.940 and got picked up

00:36:02.640 by the Pats

00:36:03.120 he did an interview

00:36:05.440 with Complex

00:36:06.060 and this came out today

00:36:08.160 actually

00:36:08.460 so this is brand new

00:36:09.200 so Complex said

00:36:11.200 the Logan Paul thing

00:36:11.820 is that really happening

00:36:12.520 or are you just trolling

00:36:13.340 he said yeah

00:36:14.080 if he really wants to do it

00:36:15.060 he was calling me out

00:36:15.680 for a couple months

00:36:16.260 said he wanted to fight me

00:36:17.040 that he's down to fight

00:36:17.780 so if old Logan wants to come

00:36:19.360 see if he wants to get

00:36:20.240 a little rumble on

00:36:21.080 you got Floyd Mayweather

00:36:22.700 training you

00:36:23.220 yeah I'm going to be out

00:36:24.480 in Vegas

00:36:24.840 if Logan confirms

00:36:25.660 if he's serious about it

00:36:26.520 I don't want him to be

00:36:27.040 writing checks you can't cash

00:36:28.240 you know you're coming after me for a couple months so i finally just hit him up like hey

00:36:31.400 man i've seen this too much he must really want to make this happen seems like he does i know i've

00:36:36.580 been hearing him talk about it a lot get that paper right so i can get out to vegas and get in

00:36:39.500 my zone did you watch his last fight yeah he got beat man he's just been taking l's all over

00:36:43.920 he made a good pop though made a lot of money see i don't know if he knows this or not but

00:36:47.480 we actually did take a w best podcast in the entire world based on what the stream he said

00:36:54.560 and they're like what

00:36:56.700 one of the most trusted sources

00:36:57.820 yeah absolutely

00:36:59.020 yeah respected

00:36:59.720 the fight made a lot of noise for sure

00:37:01.700 then he said

00:37:02.560 it seems like Logan is a boxer for real though

00:37:04.240 and I'm a big fan of him

00:37:05.060 he's a cool guy man

00:37:05.980 came to my house a couple years ago

00:37:07.140 at the Super Bowl

00:37:07.740 with all kind of love

00:37:08.640 but I'm excited about everything

00:37:09.940 he's promoting his craft and his brand

00:37:11.400 so it would be an honor

00:37:12.220 if I could hook up with him

00:37:13.020 I think it would be pretty fun

00:37:13.840 so that was actually interesting

00:37:15.340 when we read that

00:37:16.640 it was like

00:37:17.440 obviously the

00:37:18.140 the pre-fight

00:37:20.080 narrative

00:37:21.340 between KSI and I

00:37:22.420 is

00:37:22.600 it's sheer just

00:37:24.040 hatred

00:37:25.780 dirty hatred 0.97

00:37:26.560 like it's not healthy

00:37:27.980 it's toxic

00:37:28.880 and it sells the fight

00:37:30.180 it's good

00:37:30.480 he seems to be coming at it

00:37:31.900 from a pretty

00:37:32.460 respectable place

00:37:35.100 which I like

00:37:35.800 and I do actually

00:37:36.760 I do

00:37:37.960 remember going to his house

00:37:40.580 at the Super Bowl

00:37:41.200 like four years ago

00:37:42.100 I was

00:37:42.400 I linked up with Ricegum

00:37:43.600 and Summer Ray 1.00

00:37:44.820 shout out Ricegum

00:37:45.700 and we went to

00:37:47.280 we went and hung out with him

00:37:48.400 and you know

00:37:49.480 like we got along

00:37:50.460 there's no real beef now

00:37:52.300 but like me

00:37:53.540 i think i think like ksi and i the beef sort of sold the fight and made it as big as it was because

00:37:59.360 it was just true just like resentment between two kids this is this this fight sells itself dude

00:38:05.680 and and and it'll be cool to come at this we'll again we'll see how it unfolds but it'll be cool

00:38:10.200 to come at this from a bit more of a classier angle than what i've been doing when it comes

00:38:15.060 to me like attempting to um become a showman and sell an event how do you think the fans feel about

00:38:20.960 this build up here.

00:38:22.720 They are coming off

00:38:24.380 a diet content

00:38:28.300 three months to end the year

00:38:30.380 because of fight camp.

00:38:31.680 They've gotten heavy promises going into 2020.

00:38:34.900 Three vlogs a week.

00:38:36.060 Three vlogs a week, two podcasts.

00:38:38.140 Do you think they're a little worried about

00:38:40.420 what Logan Paul's output might look like

00:38:42.680 in 2020 based on another

00:38:44.540 quick-to-fight situation?

00:38:46.720 Are the fans worried right now?

00:38:48.020 um it depends who you ask like i i've said this before i i dm regularly fan accounts

00:38:55.960 logan softies uh team maverick lp is my go-to shout out i love you she's she's also from

00:39:01.660 australia so she gives me insights as like what's really happening you should jump into one of their

00:39:05.980 group chats sometimes i do sometimes yeah it's amazing it's crazy yeah yeah it's it's it well

00:39:11.080 it's cool it's like it's real insights from your your truest fans yeah and um she in particular

00:39:17.280 loves to fight stuff yeah she loves to fight interviews she loves to build up everything

00:39:21.460 ideally yes three vlogs a week would be awesome and by the way it might happen depending on when

00:39:25.760 this when this fight is do you think the stress from maybe not necessarily having hatred for the

00:39:31.860 opponent would allow you to have a more regulated lifestyle leading into the fight sure so much less

00:39:37.540 stressed i think it's like a we're talking about a completely different story nice to not have to 0.73

00:39:41.260 shut shut down shop for fucking three months you know what i'm saying and just and just well i mean 0.96

00:39:45.680 it's still going to camp yeah but it's like it's like that i think that the testosterone though 0.98

00:39:50.480 probably wouldn't be as well it's just like it's just like yo what's the what's the intent here's

00:39:55.140 like the thing that i think about it's like what's the intent like other boxers shut down shut down

00:39:59.180 their lives and go to camp for three months so that when they fight they can win so they can get

00:40:03.160 a bigger fight and continue to move up the ranks if at the end of the day your intent is not to

00:40:07.680 become a professional boxer your intent is to continue being you know the biggest entertainer

00:40:12.080 how many of these times can you step away from the rest of your craft for

00:40:16.080 three months at a time?

00:40:17.200 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:40:17.620 Before you start to lose in that arena that you kind of own for these 0.98

00:40:22.480 exhibition matches against football players and shit like that. 0.82

00:40:25.500 Do you know what I'm saying? 0.97

00:40:26.260 It's a great question.

00:40:28.100 You don't have to have an answer.

00:40:29.660 It's just a question.

00:40:30.420 Yeah,

00:40:30.520 I'm not sure I do.

00:40:31.280 I will say the one reason I'm so drawn to fighting is A,

00:40:33.400 because I like it.

00:40:34.060 And B,

00:40:34.840 when,

00:40:35.300 when you,

00:40:35.940 when you take a professional fight,

00:40:38.580 there's a very, 0.98

00:40:40.900 very clear separation from like just being a youtuber and being whatever whatever the fuck 0.85

00:40:47.320 like i currently am like an entertainer which is so innovative too that's got to feel it's

00:40:52.320 from your perspective that's got to be something that's really like you know kind of a good feeling

00:40:57.000 it's everything something that no one's ever done everything i've ever wanted and my goal

00:41:00.880 since the day i came to hollywood was to be the biggest entertainer in the world 0.99

00:41:04.740 fuck being the biggest actor in the world fuck being the biggest youtuber in the world 1.00

00:41:08.700 I fuck being the biggest tick I don't want to do I don't want to do that 1.00

00:41:11.560 one vertical like you're trying to do it all which is why you took fights you 1.00

00:41:16.120 suck that dick like you've done a lot of stuff to try to really diversify yeah 1.00

00:41:19.700 take a dick you never that's mad respect I think I mean you see a lot of people 1.00

00:41:23.420 do this too in different forms like you see the rock get in if it come up 0.99

00:41:26.940 through WWE you see a lot of different people come up through I mean absolutely

00:41:30.400 different forms of fighting so I mean it's been done but I think nobody is

00:41:35.860 even close to doing it other than you and jake and you know other people that are actually boxing

00:41:40.700 in the youtube space um while we're on the boxing do you want to just address the press conference

00:41:45.780 today with jake real quick yeah just real quick i got one last note okay a b in 2018 made roughly

00:41:52.620 eight million dollars for the season oh so yeah that's about three that's about 500k per game

00:41:59.320 so I'm talking

00:42:00.620 you know how much

00:42:01.800 he made in 2019

00:42:02.460 how much

00:42:04.120 look it up

00:42:04.900 I think the answer

00:42:05.860 I think

00:42:06.400 well that's just

00:42:07.400 that's just team

00:42:08.480 that's his payment

00:42:09.580 for the team right

00:42:10.520 like he's

00:42:10.860 that's not endorsements 0.93

00:42:11.900 and shit like that 0.84

00:42:12.460 correct 0.99

00:42:12.840 yeah that's

00:42:13.640 his base salary

00:42:15.540 they're saying

00:42:16.060 he got a 4.5 million dollar

00:42:17.560 signing bonus

00:42:18.280 and a 1 million dollar

00:42:19.200 base salary

00:42:20.060 for 2019

00:42:20.820 I heard he

00:42:21.980 I heard he made like

00:42:22.720 a couple hundred thousand dollars

00:42:24.380 probably

00:42:24.800 yeah he probably

00:42:25.600 didn't get to keep all this

00:42:26.660 because he

00:42:26.900 yeah he didn't

00:42:27.760 fulfill the contract

00:42:28.500 yeah

00:42:28.940 but I'm just saying

00:42:30.520 you know he's making

00:42:31.660 500k per game

00:42:33.500 which is an NFL game

00:42:34.820 what is that

00:42:35.300 60 minutes

00:42:36.100 or 40 minutes

00:42:37.440 something like that

00:42:37.900 you're getting in the ring

00:42:38.820 you're making a couple

00:42:39.420 M's real quick 0.98

00:42:40.560 like I think he's

00:42:41.420 going to take this fight

00:42:42.120 that's just my prediction

00:42:42.920 I think from a bag

00:42:44.460 perspective

00:42:44.900 it's a smart bag

00:42:45.680 to go get

00:42:46.080 are you in

00:42:46.660 like are you in

00:42:47.560 I'm in

00:42:48.140 I'm 100% in

00:42:49.480 he's clocked in

00:42:50.120 I'm clocked in

00:42:51.740 new merch coming

00:42:52.380 from the

00:42:52.860 yeah where's mine

00:42:54.780 by the way

00:42:55.100 clocked in

00:42:56.260 they're comfortable bro

00:42:57.120 actually they're awesome

00:42:58.040 yeah I was rocking

00:42:58.540 You might want to go to medium.

00:43:01.040 It's a year of bags and bagginess.

00:43:03.580 Go up a size.

00:43:04.860 We'll see how that plays out.

00:43:07.260 I'm 100% in it.

00:43:08.520 The zone, obviously, is where the fight will be held.

00:43:11.300 The zone, Sean Markowski.

00:43:12.280 The zone's family.

00:43:12.960 We love Markowski.

00:43:13.620 We'll probably promote it.

00:43:15.940 Hopefully, by the way, we've been talking about it.

00:43:17.960 Hopefully, it would be at MSG.

00:43:19.600 Madison Square Garden, New York City.

00:43:21.440 The greatest arena in the world.

00:43:24.660 When we were there, for the Tao Group,

00:43:27.060 I put a picture up

00:43:28.680 me pointing to the center

00:43:29.680 and I said

00:43:30.080 I will be fighting there one day

00:43:31.140 this is one thing

00:43:31.840 I gotta say

00:43:33.040 from my perspective

00:43:34.460 that I'm seeing

00:43:35.220 is like

00:43:36.060 your manifestation abilities

00:43:37.480 right now

00:43:37.920 are like

00:43:38.440 kind of a little scary

00:43:40.280 like you're

00:43:40.920 you're putting something out

00:43:42.300 and it's like happening

00:43:43.100 they're strong

00:43:43.760 they're strong

00:43:44.480 do you have any thoughts on that

00:43:45.500 like do you feel that

00:43:46.320 here are my thoughts

00:43:47.560 yes

00:43:48.700 my manifestation abilities

00:43:50.740 are strong

00:43:51.520 like since high school

00:43:52.940 I

00:43:53.420 preach

00:43:55.180 manifesting

00:43:56.340 your destiny

00:43:57.020 i also really really really intensely more than ever manifested beating ksi and it didn't happen

00:44:06.020 so i think there might be something there's probably just some sort of disconnect there

00:44:13.780 i think you got so overconfident i don't know or maybe it was a training thing but listen

00:44:17.440 2020 2021 like there's never been a time when i've i've personally felt so confident in the

00:44:24.780 in the build out right now like the team right now like we've made we've made some changes here and

00:44:28.800 the current build out is we're ready for action bro like that like this is just this is this fight

00:44:34.480 this ab fight all this disown discussion is is eight percent of the total strategic like i'll

00:44:40.980 say it like it's not locked down but it's in discussion potentially an impulsive tour going

00:44:47.380 around the country shooting impulsive in different cities the only the only reason it's not locked

00:44:51.880 down is because of the fight because of the potential fight and also just because it's being

00:44:55.060 explored would you go see an impulsive tour in person tickets you come you show up we do this

00:45:01.340 in front of a live audience in your city comments below drop it let us know if you'd want to see it

00:45:06.000 where you're at where you would watch it so on and so forth of course be crazy of course it's

00:45:11.460 gonna be crazy bro so that's one thing but the vlogs the content we got a lot of philanthropic 0.89

00:45:15.760 stuff on the roadmap military uh doing stuff with with them with i mean shit how much stuff 0.93

00:45:21.740 that we cover in that strategic meeting yesterday. 0.90

00:45:23.860 So much.

00:45:25.040 And I got to give a shout out to Jeff. 0.97

00:45:27.380 Manager Jeff just stepped the fuck back up. 0.95

00:45:29.600 Yeah, bro.

00:45:30.280 He hit 2020 harder than I've ever seen him.

00:45:32.400 He comes with a full on outline in detail. 0.99

00:45:34.700 Didn't miss a fucking beat. 0.99

00:45:36.580 Also found a script that I gave notes on 0.99

00:45:39.560 that Evan and I had written by two professional writers.

00:45:43.160 Found it.

00:45:43.320 Oh, I didn't tell you?

00:45:44.380 Found it. 1.00

00:45:44.960 He fucking found the script. 1.00

00:45:46.000 He took it to protect it. 1.00

00:45:46.660 Did you know that?

00:45:47.680 He found the script, Danny.

00:45:49.600 He told me I started crying.

00:45:51.080 I started crying

00:45:52.800 I was like I won't believe it until I see it

00:45:55.040 He sent me a video

00:45:55.800 Here's the reason we're freaking out

00:45:57.700 I put so

00:46:00.580 So many hours into putting notes on this script

00:46:03.700 Me and Evan just sat at that table over there

00:46:05.640 Which this is a script for a movie

00:46:07.860 A movie

00:46:08.080 We can't say it

00:46:09.580 So many hours of just like

00:46:12.640 It's hard to recreate creative notes

00:46:15.980 Like 50 hours

00:46:17.940 Of going through a script

00:46:18.760 And coming up with new ideas 0.98

00:46:20.380 and everything like i was gonna have to do that again and i would you were absolutely fucking 0.82

00:46:25.080 trampled by the fact that that script was lost yeah yeah i was i was i was i was and by the way 0.77

00:46:30.940 it's not it's it's hard to do but it's also when you go through and write something for the second

00:46:36.060 time because the first one is lost every keystroke pains you every letter that you write hurts your 0.91

00:46:42.540 fucking soul i've been there before after a computer crash and you lose 50 pages of a book 0.98

00:46:47.020 and having to try to remember 1.00

00:46:48.280 and you always have that thought

00:46:49.900 in the back of your mind,

00:46:50.620 the first time was better.

00:46:51.420 The first time was better. 0.99

00:46:52.620 Every stroke fucking hurts, dude. 0.99

00:46:55.220 Painful. 0.99

00:46:55.880 And so Jeff comes through

00:46:56.840 because I was whining about it in the meeting

00:46:58.640 and he's like,

00:46:59.740 nope, nope.

00:47:00.240 He goes 7BI.

00:47:01.040 Scroll down to 7B.

00:47:02.460 7BI.

00:47:02.940 I'll go to 7BI. 0.96

00:47:03.920 He's like,

00:47:04.420 I found the, 1.00

00:47:05.380 oh fuck. 0.99

00:47:06.400 Just blur that. 1.00

00:47:07.260 Bleep that.

00:47:08.280 I'm sorry.

00:47:08.760 I can't say the title.

00:47:09.260 The title.

00:47:09.840 But he found the script.

00:47:11.440 Yeah, but I think

00:47:12.160 the biggest note there

00:47:13.380 is just like,

00:47:13.840 yo,

00:47:14.540 we are diversif.

00:47:15.660 I mean like I'm just about done with this book

00:47:17.980 I think there's a lot of people out there that like

00:47:19.780 I think there's a lot of people out there that are on the

00:47:21.920 Outside looking into this camp and 0.99

00:47:23.440 Everybody has their shit to talk about Logan 0.99

00:47:25.860 Or about the team or whatever but like 1.00

00:47:27.300 We're just gonna keep we're just gonna keep fucking 0.99

00:47:29.900 Winning dude like we're just gonna keep fucking 0.98

00:47:31.820 Like when he wants to fight a major 0.96

00:47:33.800 Athlete a celebrity musician whatever

00:47:36.060 He's gonna do it if he wants to put out music 0.99

00:47:37.880 It's gonna bang people are gonna fuck with it 0.97

00:47:39.420 But like we are diversified 0.98

00:47:41.800 Machines and the reason why

00:47:43.340 Is not for any

00:47:45.300 fan strength it's not because we

00:47:47.820 manifest maybe some that's some of it but

00:47:49.740 the biggest thing is we work we 0.99

00:47:51.620 fucking work bro we wake up we hit the 0.99

00:47:53.700 ground running every single day it's 1.00

00:47:55.620 never a question like yo am I gonna get up today

00:47:57.440 am I gonna do this but just get up

00:47:59.700 and do it bro the thing is is like I mean

00:48:01.700 a lot of people are out there working hard and they're not

00:48:03.740 like getting anywhere in life

00:48:05.400 so I think what do you think it is do you

00:48:07.680 think it's the fact that we all just are surrounded by each other

00:48:09.740 I think we're all like

00:48:11.040 I think people make

00:48:13.700 the mistake of working harder and harder and not smarter a lot of people do this yeah for sure work

00:48:18.260 smart work smart and like and hard kind of yeah you obviously have to work hard but man i i remember 0.93

00:48:24.900 i i always think of this fucking kid i think his name was anthony in in high school when we would 0.97

00:48:30.080 lift um weights in the off season for football this kid worked so fucking hard he was the hardest 0.99

00:48:38.940 worker in the room but for some reason his body had a had a cap he he couldn't he couldn't surpass

00:48:46.660 a certain level he he was never gonna make varsity he wasn't an athlete but he would work harder than

00:48:51.520 everyone his attitude was crazy he was the most headstrong dude i've ever seen in my life but he

00:48:56.200 he just was never able to cross that hump of uh varsity if you want to call it or a level that 0.98

00:49:04.500 the a-team was making right and there's logan in the background popping doses of fucking deca and 1.00

00:49:09.880 trend into his ass he's like i put on 70 pounds of mass this week no no for for for me my argument 0.99

00:49:18.840 for him was it would be like i understand you want to be on the football team and you know 0.99

00:49:24.200 score touchdowns block for your quarterback whatever it is but maybe working smarter is

00:49:28.560 allocating your time doing something else that you love because football let's be honest is not

00:49:33.460 gonna take you anywhere just the way it is that doesn't seem like a solid battle plan i mean if

00:49:40.040 you have your heart set on something i mean fucking go for it be realistic yeah there has 0.83

00:49:44.980 to be wait hold on a second there's a lot of people that told you flat out you will never be 0.98

00:49:49.600 a boxer there's people that say it's still every day if you started listening or if that's a fine

00:49:53.920 line it's a fine line it's a very fine line it's at some point you do gotta come to terms and be

00:49:59.200 Is this my destiny?

00:50:01.840 And by the way, I've had that moment in my life.

00:50:04.700 You remember when we tried to game?

00:50:06.020 You remember when I tried to be a gamer?

00:50:07.280 You weren't that bad at Fortnite.

00:50:09.800 I wasn't a professional gamer.

00:50:11.700 So eventually I had to look in the mirror and go,

00:50:13.120 I looked in the mirror and I go,

00:50:14.620 I'm working hard right now.

00:50:16.100 I'm streaming 10 hours a day.

00:50:18.080 I'm not working smart.

00:50:19.080 This isn't me.

00:50:20.200 I can do this as long as I want. 0.98

00:50:22.580 I am not a fucking professional gaming streamer. 0.99

00:50:24.320 Is that why you hate gaming so much? 0.99

00:50:25.980 Is that part of the reason?

00:50:26.980 Because it didn't work out for you?

00:50:28.700 No, no, I, I, I really, I really do.

00:50:31.720 You think it's a massive distraction.

00:50:33.540 It is, it is.

00:50:34.520 Unless you're going to be a professional gamer, like, I, like, I highly recommend, like, stop, stop gaming.

00:50:38.840 You know who's good enough to do it?

00:50:40.820 Evan.

00:50:41.600 I'm dead serious.

00:50:42.240 You told me this before.

00:50:43.080 He, this kid is, this kid is that good at, at, at Call of Duty and Fortnite.

00:50:46.880 He is that good.

00:50:47.520 Like, I'll be playing Call of Duty with him at night, and, like, you know, a normal, a normally good Call of Duty game might be, like, a 28 and 2, like, 28 kills.

00:50:56.260 He'll go 65-3, four matches in a row.

00:50:59.180 The kid is absolute fire on the sticks. 0.94

00:51:02.420 We just have shitty internet here. 0.98

00:51:04.000 He needs better than that extreme.

00:51:05.580 I feel like the key is diversifying, though.

00:51:08.240 Because if you are only good at gaming,

00:51:10.960 like, dude, think about how many kids are out there right now,

00:51:13.180 listening to this probably, that game all day

00:51:16.260 and want to be a professional gamer,

00:51:17.600 and they're not going to be.

00:51:19.040 Like, you've got to also be good at some other stuff.

00:51:21.840 I agree.

00:51:22.300 You have to have some core skills

00:51:25.660 that are going to take you somewhere,

00:51:27.560 you know,

00:51:27.780 no matter what.

00:51:28.340 I mean,

00:51:28.560 it's the whole don't put your eggs

00:51:30.240 in one basket thing.

00:51:31.960 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:32.540 Gary V hits on what we're talking about a lot.

00:51:35.680 This particular thing.

00:51:36.600 He's like,

00:51:36.900 you got to A,

00:51:38.520 diversify,

00:51:39.140 but also be realistic

00:51:40.600 about what you're doing.

00:51:41.520 And by the way,

00:51:42.260 you're right.

00:51:42.620 It is a final. 0.99

00:51:43.420 You know how many fucking people told me 1.00

00:51:44.780 I was never going to do shit 0.99

00:51:45.600 with videos online? 0.97

00:51:46.740 I had a bet.

00:51:47.760 You remember Brian Guzik?

00:51:49.160 He bet me $100

00:51:49.860 I would never make $100 off YouTube.

00:51:52.540 And I did.

00:51:53.520 $100?

00:51:54.260 He goes,

00:51:54.780 He goes, I bet you $100 you'll never make $100 off YouTube.

00:51:57.760 I was like, I bet.

00:51:58.840 Maybe he met in 2018.

00:52:01.600 Maybe he met in 2018.

00:52:03.380 Then he kind of would have been close.

00:52:06.200 This was like 2012.

00:52:08.180 And so it happens. 1.00

00:52:09.620 And by the way, fuck me. 1.00

00:52:12.560 When people tell me that, usually I go, fuck you, watch me do this. 1.00

00:52:18.620 So if you're hearing this, and I tell people, who did I have this conversation? 0.99

00:52:22.660 i had this conversation with george when he when he told me he wanted to pursue music

00:52:26.520 when i when i told my opinions about his music i was like you got two options here um you can be

00:52:33.780 prove me wrong or b take my advice and do something that you're actually like really

00:52:37.640 phenomenally good at which is acting and entertainment he's very good actor comedy

00:52:41.400 amazing comedy specifically yeah um we're way off yeah yeah we gotta we gotta fight that no

00:52:48.040 it wasn't you

00:52:48.520 I mean we went

00:52:49.440 I also like

00:52:50.320 I kind of want to 0.97

00:52:51.640 dress as Iran 1.00

00:52:52.620 and Australia shit too 1.00

00:52:54.580 I mean should we do it 1.00

00:52:55.520 just way later

00:52:56.100 it's such an important 0.98

00:52:57.140 fucking topic 0.99

00:52:57.700 yeah Dylan says 0.99

00:52:58.440 we do it later

00:52:58.980 he says a lot of 1.00

00:52:59.920 fucking stupid shit 1.00

00:53:00.700 no but he's also 1.00

00:53:01.640 a great dancer

00:53:02.260 as we've seen

00:53:02.900 on his Instagram

00:53:03.580 Dylan our producer

00:53:04.940 is on a five year streak

00:53:06.780 of dancing with his family

00:53:07.780 and this man can dance

00:53:09.020 yeah

00:53:09.300 I think I sent this

00:53:10.340 to you guys right

00:53:11.000 I was like

00:53:11.460 did you guys realize this

00:53:12.460 yes yes

00:53:13.060 why'd they put you

00:53:13.860 in the back

00:53:14.200 you're the best dancer

00:53:14.860 in your family

00:53:15.420 besides you know

00:53:16.120 you were the most enthusiastic bro

00:53:18.840 yeah

00:53:19.200 I like that

00:53:20.000 by the way we got great feedback

00:53:21.220 on that lost episode

00:53:22.760 of Impulsive

00:53:23.440 great 0.98

00:53:24.580 people fucking loved it dude 0.98

00:53:27.480 alright so off 0.99

00:53:28.960 what do you got Mac

00:53:30.320 no he's just telling me to clear it

00:53:31.780 so let's go back

00:53:33.000 chronological

00:53:33.500 in New York

00:53:35.900 we went to this mall

00:53:36.680 real quickly

00:53:37.680 it's called the American Dream

00:53:38.620 if you live anywhere around New York

00:53:40.100 you need to go to this mall

00:53:41.780 the American Dream

00:53:43.200 what's a ticket like that costs

00:53:44.880 for the whole thing

00:53:45.440 it's not a

00:53:46.120 Each section is different

00:53:48.320 By the way they're not calling it a mall

00:53:49.920 They're calling it a

00:53:51.660 Destination is that what it is

00:53:54.280 I think they're visionaries

00:53:56.540 Bro it's insane

00:53:57.420 There's a ski slope here I have a picture of it here

00:54:00.300 An indoor ski slope in one section

00:54:02.500 Of the mall

00:54:02.960 And that's not even all of it by the way

00:54:05.640 Off to the right and left there's more

00:54:07.380 It's a massive ski slope

00:54:09.780 He's asleep

00:54:10.780 But yeah this family

00:54:13.900 We'll keep them private but they own the mall

00:54:16.020 And they're like, yo, we're just a bunch of kids that come up with crazy ideas and implement it in this mall.

00:54:21.240 So there's a ski slope, an aquarium, an ice rink, an indoor amusement park with the highest vertical, the steepest vertical roller coaster in the world.

00:54:32.380 We are at a mall.

00:54:33.580 What?

00:54:33.980 We are at a mall.

00:54:35.340 And they say, guys, guys, please, we'd like to show you our amusement park. 0.99

00:54:39.260 So we walk in and they stick us on this fucking roller coaster. 0.99

00:54:43.400 And we're sitting there. 0.99

00:54:44.560 There's like six of us sitting.

00:54:46.020 there we cut the whole line and i'm like we're in a mall roller coaster what is this going to be 0.97

00:54:51.200 like like thomas the toy train like two two it was a real deal bro bro when i fucking tell you 0.86

00:54:57.860 we go down this track all of a sudden we are vertical climbing a a wall that cannot be the 0.89

00:55:03.540 top of it cannot be seen and then all of a sudden we come to the top of it and it it points you

00:55:08.760 straight down like this and then it locks and you're stuck you're looking at the ground like

00:55:13.800 this and then i i looked out and i go where's the track there's no track under us the track goes

00:55:19.840 underneath you did for the first drop the biggest drop of the whole thing you're underneath the

00:55:27.720 track and of course when we get to it and we're at the tip of it he goes they're all like this

00:55:31.440 isn't supposed to happen what's happening what's happening this isn't and and and i knew it was 0.98

00:55:35.360 bullshit but bro all of a sudden you hear and then bro you drop you go up a 7 000 foot fucking loop 0.98

00:55:43.320 to loop like i'm like this is at a mall wow and then we leave that they put us on on the next 1.00

00:55:49.380 thing that it's it's those you know those uh pirate ships that go back and forth of course

00:55:53.020 this one 360s as you go back and forth but it also goes all the way around and it stops at the 0.99

00:55:57.580 top photo evidence of this i think you're bullshit you can pull some of this shit if you followed us 0.99

00:56:02.160 on instagram you may have seen it at logan paul hey big mike you got the picture from the snow 1.00

00:56:06.540 slope before too because you got that tall gargantuan woman seven foot tall fucking lady 0.99

00:56:12.020 this girl right here 1.00

00:56:13.840 who's with us for the day

00:56:15.100 her name is Rachel 0.96

00:56:16.440 I've never met a girl 0.99

00:56:18.300 she's 9 feet tall 0.99

00:56:19.560 and it doesn't look like 1.00

00:56:20.500 in this photo

00:56:20.980 but you can trust it 1.00

00:56:21.780 a foot and a half of her legs 1.00

00:56:23.120 are actually under snow in this 0.99

00:56:24.480 that's why

00:56:25.000 we buried her down a little

00:56:26.420 to bring her into frame

00:56:27.460 because originally 0.94

00:56:28.340 her head was out of the frame

00:56:29.680 of the picture 1.00

00:56:30.180 it was through the ceiling

00:56:31.100 of the ski slope

00:56:32.540 but yeah

00:56:33.780 there's also

00:56:34.200 an indoor water park

00:56:36.860 and this is all themed

00:56:38.080 Nickelodeon themed

00:56:39.160 Madagascar themed

00:56:40.360 for the water park

00:56:40.900 biggest wave indoor wave pool in the world

00:56:43.040 I've never seen anything like it

00:56:44.880 and these guys

00:56:47.260 we made friends with them and they took us to dinner 0.96

00:56:48.820 they're fucking awesome 0.93

00:56:49.960 super cool down to earth kids 0.97

00:56:54.140 and

00:56:54.960 hearing them

00:56:56.300 and I told them this my favorite part about

00:56:59.300 the mall

00:57:01.320 besides the fact that it is truly like

00:57:02.940 a double

00:57:05.040 or triple generation family business

00:57:06.980 family owned business and they're all like

00:57:08.760 very very tight

00:57:10.220 is hearing them talk about

00:57:12.180 the mall in a way

00:57:14.780 where you can feel the passion.

00:57:16.900 He goes,

00:57:17.160 I want people to walk into my mall.

00:57:18.600 I want them to feel.

00:57:19.660 I want them to leave here

00:57:20.860 with an experience

00:57:21.860 that they'll never forget

00:57:22.800 for the rest of their life.

00:57:23.740 And I was just like,

00:57:24.660 do they have rooms

00:57:25.980 purely dedicated for experiences?

00:57:28.820 Just a side note,

00:57:29.500 I was in the bathroom

00:57:30.300 with one of the brothers. 0.62

00:57:32.960 What the hell were you doing in there?

00:57:34.920 Well, you were there too. 0.93

00:57:35.980 We were just peeing.

00:57:37.000 We were just peeing.

00:57:38.080 And he goes,

00:57:39.260 he goes to me and Mike,

00:57:40.040 he said i've been around you guys for a day and a half and i've never met anyone that talks more 0.99

00:57:43.880 about dicks than you guys yeah that's accurate i didn't realize that we make so many dick jokes 0.99

00:57:48.500 stuck in the dick sand it's bad it's so bad it's a great mall american dream this is not sponsored 0.99

00:57:53.320 we have no reason to say this by the way they don't want to pay any influencers they want people 0.93

00:57:56.960 to come there see them all and then be as blown away as we were by it it's in east rutherford new

00:58:01.980 jersey right next to giant stadium it's a massive it was like a nine billion dollar investment god

00:58:07.840 not six billion six billion sorry six billion dollars that was that was one thing so you hear

00:58:12.260 about uh you hear about money in the billions i i have never seen ever any sort of billion dollar

00:58:20.180 project or any any like a billion dollars put to work well you have you just haven't seen the

00:58:24.480 people you know what i'm saying like you've been in structures before but to be with the people

00:58:28.760 that actually were part of the reason that that took place is yeah it was it's quite wild insane

00:58:33.600 six billion dollars

00:58:34.780 put to work

00:58:35.280 in such a cool

00:58:36.420 magical way

00:58:37.000 I have here

00:58:39.200 in my notes

00:58:39.680 New York girls 0.99

00:58:41.700 slash New York people 0.99

00:58:42.960 I had the one girl 0.94

00:58:44.080 in New York 1.00

00:58:44.560 that was hot

00:58:45.060 dude

00:58:46.060 remember the

00:58:47.240 I do remember

00:58:48.420 I'm always taking it back

00:58:49.620 when Mike is with 0.94

00:58:50.800 a hot girl

00:58:51.420 he always says

00:58:52.260 I think he means

00:58:53.260 like a girl

00:58:54.920 that he would consider

00:58:55.860 quality enough

00:58:56.660 for himself

00:58:57.120 oh yeah

00:58:57.700 she was hot 0.98

00:58:58.640 she's beautiful 1.00

00:58:59.320 she's actually moving here

00:59:00.120 I think too 0.75

00:59:00.640 she's a pretty girl

00:59:02.020 I think there's 0.90

00:59:02.880 I think this might have been her.

00:59:04.460 No, maybe it wasn't her.

00:59:05.680 But I had a girl. 0.99

00:59:06.800 She hit me on accident. 0.99

00:59:08.940 She just hit me pretty hard.

00:59:10.880 And then she said sorry for hitting me.

00:59:13.180 And I didn't respond.

00:59:15.140 And then she hit me again for not acknowledging that she said sorry.

00:59:18.520 And I'm like, well, we're in New York.

00:59:20.040 That's right.

00:59:21.580 You know that girl that I was talking about

00:59:25.280 was in a long-term relationship with Vinny Guanonino

00:59:30.320 from Jersey Shore?

00:59:32.520 Really?

00:59:32.880 wait so did you secure the bag

00:59:34.900 did Mike put in some work in New York

00:59:37.520 what bag 1.00

00:59:38.420 the female that was 1.00

00:59:40.980 a 9 or 10 1.00

00:59:41.940 I mean less pussy more bags bro 0.99

00:59:44.440 straight up 2020 1.00

00:59:46.120 but hold on

00:59:47.380 but that said

00:59:50.620 Mike loves to take breaks

00:59:51.760 we're at a crosswalk

00:59:55.100 and I notice this happened in New York a lot

00:59:57.700 there's a lot of crosswalks we're walking everywhere

00:59:59.080 he would stop and even though the hand is red

01:00:02.040 and it says not to walk,

01:00:04.080 we could go.

01:00:05.100 Like, there's not that many cars.

01:00:05.980 It's like three in the morning.

01:00:07.100 And Mike's, I'm like,

01:00:08.320 why don't we just go, huh?

01:00:10.300 We cross the street.

01:00:12.100 He goes, man,

01:00:12.740 I'm gonna be honest with you.

01:00:13.780 Any opportunity I get to take a break,

01:00:15.580 I'm gonna take it.

01:00:16.640 What?

01:00:17.500 Well, listen, dude.

01:00:18.180 All the time.

01:00:19.280 It's one is my ankle

01:00:20.880 and two is my age, bro.

01:00:22.000 But anything that starts with A,

01:00:23.060 dude, hard verse.

01:00:23.600 Really?

01:00:24.000 When you get to an age

01:00:25.240 or an energy level,

01:00:27.260 you look for those opportunities

01:00:29.440 to take breaks.

01:00:30.160 And usually I can hide it under some sort of guise.

01:00:33.380 There's a red hand that says, do not cross.

01:00:36.320 So am I doing it to take a break, or am I just simply following it?

01:00:38.540 Are you a law-abiding citizen?

01:00:39.620 A law-abiding citizen.

01:00:40.720 Great film, by the way.

01:00:41.840 Watched it last night.

01:00:43.240 If you have not seen Law-Abiding Citizen with Gerard Butler, Jamie Foxx.

01:00:47.520 Stop what you're doing right now unless you're watching the show.

01:00:50.000 Unless you're watching the show, in which case wait until there's another ad break.

01:00:53.160 Watch that one, the following ad break, then all of the rest of the ad breaks until the

01:00:56.180 end of the show, then watch Law-Abiding Citizen immediately.

01:00:58.720 But yeah, take breaks, dude.

01:00:59.680 take a breather stop gather it take the sights in stand at the crosswalk wait till that hand

01:01:05.100 turns white and then walk dude also learned that i have mike pointed this out i have an unorthodox

01:01:09.700 walking pattern i i learned this about myself i am i am the most unorthodox walker in the history

01:01:16.400 i'll never get hit by a sniper ever bro i'm walking sideways backwards zigzag i don't even

01:01:20.960 know what i'm doing i'm just like i'm looking it's it's my personality sporadic it's impossible

01:01:24.860 i'm just like yes he walks drunk when he's sober yeah it's weird what about when you're drunk do 0.89

01:01:29.520 walk sober i think so all right so so anyways fucking new york was incredible easily the best 0.98

01:01:34.800 part of the trip i've been i lived 20 miles from the city my whole fucking life i've been that city 0.98

01:01:40.360 i know that city never in my life have i been on a trip that was that fucking good it was the best 0.95

01:01:47.560 three or four days of probably that i can ever remember joining together as days that i can 0.88

01:01:54.020 Just courtside

01:01:56.100 Dinners, the girls

01:01:57.840 Everything worked out perfectly

01:01:59.840 I was waiting for the other shoe to drop 0.98

01:02:01.400 The whole trip, never fucking did 0.97

01:02:02.540 As soon as we left, both of us got the flu 0.99

01:02:04.060 As soon as we fucking left 0.96

01:02:05.520 The moment Mike and I split up 0.96

01:02:07.980 Everything went wrong

01:02:09.620 And not just for us

01:02:10.880 Everyone in the house 0.99

01:02:12.400 Just getting fucking 0.99

01:02:14.040 Sneezing, just dying 0.99

01:02:17.200 What'd you do the final night? 0.97

01:02:18.240 Did you lick something that you shouldn't have?

01:02:20.340 Both of you? 0.65

01:02:22.340 Do you remember?

01:02:23.280 I'm not saying that's what it was but do you remember 0.97

01:02:25.480 that part of the trip with the fucking 0.97

01:02:27.100 this is real 0.99

01:02:29.240 yeah

01:02:31.480 what'd you guys get into

01:02:33.280 I heard poop on a vacuum

01:02:35.460 there's a vacuum

01:02:37.120 you don't remember what I'm talking about

01:02:38.340 we'll hit it after the show

01:02:39.860 oh yes

01:02:42.020 is that what the flu's from

01:02:43.660 it was a vacuum of poop on it

01:02:47.280 nothing go ahead

01:02:49.200 we'll talk about that

01:02:49.720 I got influenza I was sweating

01:02:53.080 the bed get get your get your flu shot mike mike was sick as well evan evan apparently back home

01:02:58.880 got choked choked by his cousin assaulted by his cousin what he he was telling us he goes this 0.94

01:03:04.800 it really fucked me up like he told his family that our land was stolen from the indians no no 0.99

01:03:12.240 nope we stole america from the indians you just took what i said and just twisted it just a little 0.90

01:03:18.720 bit well no accurately you just said our land was stolen from the indians our current land

01:03:22.580 was stolen from the no no no that's not even remotely true he he's he told his family that

01:03:29.020 we stole us white folk our ancestors stole america from the indians the exact opposite of what you

01:03:36.720 just said our land our land that we're on now was stolen from the indians by us that's the part 0.88

01:03:43.300 You're missing 0.51

01:03:43.700 Yes

01:03:44.100 That's the part

01:03:44.900 Sorry that's the part

01:03:45.680 That's the part I'm missing

01:03:46.600 Yeah

01:03:47.820 Alright here's the thing 0.99

01:03:48.680 Both of you shut the hell up 0.98

01:03:49.540 Okay so anyways 0.61

01:03:50.740 And they were

01:03:51.580 And they are very like

01:03:52.820 America 0.87

01:03:54.120 Right

01:03:54.880 We found this land

01:03:56.260 We fought for it

01:03:57.440 Piggy yards and basket pictures

01:03:59.860 And he was just like

01:04:01.300 Yo literally like

01:04:01.940 I don't know what you just said 1.00

01:04:02.900 But we stole this land 0.98

01:04:04.500 From the Native Americans

01:04:05.820 Is this Evan that said this? 0.98

01:04:07.520 Oh great

01:04:07.820 And with one foul

01:04:09.380 And by the way 1.00

01:04:10.020 Evan's a fucking conservative 1.00

01:04:11.240 Ass motherfucker 1.00

01:04:12.320 So I'm surprised 1.00

01:04:12.860 he was even doing that and with one foul 1.00

01:04:14.820 swoop this lady choked him up 1.00

01:04:16.540 it was his cousin oh it was a lady 0.92

01:04:18.680 it was his cousin choked him up

01:04:20.580 and straight 0.97

01:04:21.460 the fuck out of him you can't say 0.98

01:04:24.620 that 0.99

01:04:25.420 you can't say that

01:04:28.500 Danny's marking it

01:04:30.840 I'm looking this up

01:04:34.060 you can't say that

01:04:35.980 you absolutely cannot

01:04:38.500 say that

01:04:39.500 are you kidding me

01:04:41.880 Well, it's just an ongoing thing, and Evan did specifically say that if we draw any attention to this, he's doing it just so you know quickly, and I know that part got cut, but we're laughing like hyenas here.

01:05:01.180 We got into this new thing, and by the way, we've lived here for a long time, where Logan realized that I have an ultimate power over him.

01:05:08.240 if at any moment

01:05:09.240 I want him to go to the floor

01:05:10.680 I simply have to make him laugh

01:05:12.120 he goes like this to me

01:05:13.600 now he goes

01:05:14.040 I have a picture of it

01:05:16.540 because it happened in Tahoe

01:05:17.920 that's him doing it

01:05:18.980 there's him doing it

01:05:20.400 right there

01:05:20.720 look at his eyes

01:05:21.600 so

01:05:22.500 you're almost dead there

01:05:24.620 bro 0.90

01:05:24.980 you don't understand 0.98

01:05:26.540 you don't understand

01:05:27.600 Mike starts making jokes

01:05:29.160 and I start crying

01:05:30.820 this was in Lake Tahoe

01:05:31.800 so let's skip to Lake Tahoe

01:05:33.340 we went to Lake Tahoe

01:05:34.080 after we all separated

01:05:35.260 for the holidays

01:05:36.160 and nothing big happened

01:05:37.940 in Cleveland

01:05:38.280 that you want to talk about

01:05:39.160 like influencer related

01:05:40.260 there's one thing

01:05:41.480 what happened

01:05:44.300 come on guys

01:05:45.240 but this was in Tahoe

01:05:48.100 bro Mike

01:05:48.840 Mike just makes me laugh

01:05:49.940 so hard

01:05:50.500 and it

01:05:50.780 it really affects my health

01:05:53.320 like you know

01:05:53.680 when you have a laughing fit

01:05:54.540 and you can't breathe

01:05:55.480 and you're sobbing

01:05:56.300 and there's tears

01:05:56.840 streaming down your face

01:05:57.680 like you would

01:05:58.740 you would have thought

01:05:59.440 like a relative just died

01:06:00.760 you could see a tear

01:06:02.640 it's glistening

01:06:03.520 in this film pic

01:06:04.200 that David took

01:06:04.860 by the way

01:06:05.880 shout out David

01:06:06.600 it's a tear

01:06:07.320 there is a tear

01:06:08.960 I think that's the thing

01:06:11.300 I've said this

01:06:12.860 all the drinking you guys have done

01:06:13.940 the laughing is counteracting that

01:06:16.420 that's what makes us sober

01:06:17.500 he actually left the kitchen 0.99

01:06:20.800 there's a girl here

01:06:22.660 that he is friends with or whatever

01:06:24.600 and he had to actually leave the scene

01:06:25.900 we didn't know where he was for 20 minutes

01:06:27.280 he was recollecting his ability to exist

01:06:29.480 I couldn't be near him anymore 0.99

01:06:31.820 and then he fucking found me 0.99

01:06:33.320 and made me laugh again 0.99

01:06:34.720 and next thing I know

01:06:36.120 Mike is hurling his

01:06:37.760 lifeless fully clothed body

01:06:39.800 into the indoor pool

01:06:40.720 we have him you gotta be careful 0.74

01:06:43.260 it's nudity with the other people

01:06:44.900 I had to escape a conversation

01:06:48.200 that we were having

01:06:49.460 because it went so haywire that my only

01:06:51.800 choice was to throw my body

01:06:53.560 fully clothed into the pool to escape the conversation

01:06:55.920 that's how crazy it was

01:06:56.980 I followed

01:06:58.520 solidarity brother

01:07:00.960 but yeah

01:07:03.680 in Cleveland there was

01:07:05.440 You just went back to the city?

01:07:07.660 I don't know.

01:07:08.620 You just said...

01:07:09.640 I said a thing that we can't talk about.

01:07:12.400 Let's just stay in Tahoe.

01:07:14.060 We're in Tahoe for New Year's.

01:07:16.520 By the way, I'm sorry.

01:07:18.400 I'm enjoying this.

01:07:19.140 How was your trip?

01:07:21.480 Just keep going, man.

01:07:23.280 I can imagine it's the exact opposite

01:07:25.680 of what we're describing.

01:07:27.200 You were in Kauai.

01:07:28.280 I meditated literally every day.

01:07:30.580 You shaved Andre's head. 0.99

01:07:32.160 I shaved a man's head.

01:07:33.400 You shaved his head?

01:07:34.400 I did.

01:07:34.760 I snuck up on him

01:07:36.340 oh wait seriously?

01:07:38.000 he knew it was about to happen 0.99

01:07:40.140 you guys aren't that fucking 0.99

01:07:42.100 your guys' trip is far more entertaining 0.99

01:07:44.860 especially for this audience

01:07:46.060 I'll accept that

01:07:47.320 so what happened in Cleveland? 0.99

01:07:49.640 no fuck Cleveland 0.99

01:07:50.660 Tahoe was great 0.99

01:07:52.060 by the way it's been on my bucket list

01:07:54.860 since 2010

01:07:56.980 in a relaxation room

01:07:59.180 at Connecticut Valley Hospital

01:08:00.400 in rehab

01:08:01.720 I put Ski Heavenly Lake Tahoe

01:08:04.360 on my bucket list once i got clean to do that wow and so it meant a real real lot to me to be at the

01:08:10.520 top of heavenly with with my with my best friends and the view uh is on is indescribable there's no

01:08:18.180 there's no word to describe but it's like to be at the top of heavenly looking over lake tahoe

01:08:22.960 uh freaking made it just yeah made it yeah and so that so that was awesome we skied it was cool

01:08:28.120 it was cool to see him live that moment because like at one of the lowest points of his life he

01:08:33.420 he wrote down that as the goal

01:08:35.080 and I was living it with him.

01:08:36.640 It was really cool.

01:08:37.500 That's powerful, man.

01:08:38.400 I love it.

01:08:39.320 A girl came up to us

01:08:40.160 at the Snow Go Festival.

01:08:42.820 She was really pretty.

01:08:44.500 She was pretty.

01:08:45.120 She was really pretty.

01:08:45.540 She goes,

01:08:45.900 hey guys,

01:08:48.300 I knew at the bar

01:08:48.980 I acted like I didn't know you

01:08:50.200 but I actually listen

01:08:51.000 to your podcast every day.

01:08:52.520 Ooh, okay.

01:08:53.740 I was like, 1.00

01:08:54.200 this bitch. 1.00

01:08:55.240 She came up to us 1.00

01:08:55.900 at the bar

01:08:56.500 and she was like,

01:08:57.200 you guys doing shots?

01:08:58.280 And we're like, yeah.

01:08:58.880 And she was like,

01:08:59.380 what's up?

01:08:59.940 I'm whatever.

01:09:01.040 And I'm like, Mike.

01:09:01.760 And she's like,

01:09:02.240 can I, Matt,

01:09:03.240 you said and i was like yeah mike and then she's like hi what's up logan hi logan good to meet you

01:09:08.500 and then went back and then all of a sudden she's like she came out to us she's like i know i said

01:09:12.560 i didn't know you guys but i really love impulse yeah watch that night shift too and like i was

01:09:15.960 like this is fucking crazy yeah it's cool it's cool that's the best compliment we can get yeah

01:09:19.500 um might call the girl a smurf in tahoe yeah this was a weird he he calls he calls people smurfs 0.98

01:09:26.480 them all the time. 1.00

01:09:27.180 That's common.

01:09:28.220 Except not Evan because he obviously

01:09:30.540 takes it the wrong way.

01:09:31.260 He takes massive offense to it, dude.

01:09:32.260 But he called this girl a smurf and she goes,

01:09:34.040 oh, no way, that reminds me.

01:09:35.560 I got to check my smurf-ville. 0.99

01:09:38.260 And busts out her phone and is playing a game 1.00

01:09:40.220 called smurf-ville and has to feed her smurfs.

01:09:42.380 I'm like, no, full-on village,

01:09:45.540 chopping wood, collecting, mining rocks.

01:09:48.060 Is that a problem?

01:09:49.440 What's your perspective on that?

01:09:51.840 I think a problem is like assaulting your wife.

01:09:54.700 Do you know what I'm saying?

01:09:55.440 If your problem is playing Smurfville

01:09:57.760 Then like 0.99

01:09:58.340 Fucking go for it 0.99

01:09:59.600 You're chilling 1.00

01:09:59.960 You know what I'm saying

01:10:00.580 Yeah

01:10:00.940 Yep

01:10:02.340 What are the chances man

01:10:03.480 Life is pretty freaking stunning

01:10:05.060 So then

01:10:05.880 Anyways

01:10:06.360 So then

01:10:06.900 Tahoe

01:10:07.980 Tahoe

01:10:08.500 Anything else happen there 1.00

01:10:09.820 We ate a bunch of fucking food 0.99

01:10:11.280 Nah not really 1.00

01:10:12.560 And then we go to military 1.00

01:10:13.460 Then we go to fucking military 1.00

01:10:14.700 And by the way 0.99

01:10:15.200 We almost didn't go

01:10:16.080 Military camp

01:10:16.120 We almost pulled out

01:10:17.260 Because in Tahoe

01:10:18.440 Mind you

01:10:19.120 We are still both fighting the flu

01:10:20.500 Right

01:10:20.860 The first day

01:10:22.000 The first two days in Tahoe

01:10:23.100 I was in bed

01:10:24.700 I wasn't moving, I wasn't doing anything

01:10:26.240 and so we were maybe not going to go to this

01:10:28.940 intensive military combat training camp

01:10:31.020 but we're like, ah, Tim Clemente

01:10:33.200 the guy who invited us, who you may

01:10:34.860 remember from the

01:10:36.620 Gucci Face Jacob video

01:10:39.020 shout out

01:10:39.980 the one who handled Jacob's foreign affairs

01:10:42.320 and by the way

01:10:44.360 help me, anti-terrorist

01:10:46.580 one of the biggest, well-known

01:10:48.660 anti-terrorist

01:10:50.040 just anti-cartel 0.99

01:10:52.700 this dude is the real fucking deal 0.99

01:10:54.660 when CNN needs... 0.99

01:10:56.000 What was he? One of the only people to get this

01:10:58.420 prestigious anti-nuclear

01:11:00.340 threat award.

01:11:02.160 He just diffused a bomb.

01:11:04.040 He found it.

01:11:05.920 I think he found it.

01:11:07.540 But he was part of this anti-nuke team.

01:11:12.960 For the federal government. 1.00

01:11:13.520 This dude is the real fucking dude. 1.00

01:11:15.440 And you would never know. He's the nicest guy. 0.99

01:11:17.580 Exactly. So what we just described...

01:11:19.440 Obviously we're not going to tell this dude not coming to his camp.

01:11:22.460 Because he was so excited too.

01:11:24.060 oh he's like oh that's that's okay and then you'd like no he killed he killed yeah exactly so so we

01:11:30.720 showed up and um it was it was awesome so awesome it was awesome it was also very difficult for me

01:11:37.120 anyways i did the obstacle course and you'll you'll see all this online this will be a really

01:11:41.280 really really awesome piece of content two two two two yeah we're gonna split it into two um

01:11:46.280 obstacle courses firearms training repelling fast roping just a bunch of really athletic like

01:11:52.520 military based training

01:11:55.320 and it was cool to see

01:11:57.500 military training first hand

01:11:58.840 you hear about our military, you hear about our army

01:12:01.240 to see these guys talk about

01:12:03.520 their country and the way

01:12:05.260 their passion for

01:12:07.460 freedom

01:12:07.940 it affects you

01:12:10.680 it affects you

01:12:12.340 the one main guy we were working with, his name is Dom

01:12:14.800 Dom Rosso, he is a

01:12:16.580 another very well known

01:12:18.440 member of the military, he is a

01:12:20.920 legitimate

01:12:22.140 seal team six member

01:12:24.500 former seal team six member

01:12:26.340 as you know the most prestigious

01:12:27.900 special ops

01:12:30.220 team in the world

01:12:32.300 this is the team that killed bin laden

01:12:34.400 this is the team that found saddam hussein

01:12:36.600 like they are the cream of the crop

01:12:38.760 real deal like these are the guys that 0.99

01:12:40.260 fucking sneak up in the middle of the night and do 0.99

01:12:42.320 shit that we don't want to know about so that we 1.00

01:12:44.360 can do this show 0.99

01:12:45.260 and this guy is very

01:12:48.460 very well known and very

01:12:50.000 very proficient with high grade firearm technology he's extremely combat capable

01:12:57.460 and honestly like i don't think there's a person in the world that i would have rather

01:13:01.880 have learned how to ever disarm a person that you know is trying to hurt you or you know he taught

01:13:08.860 us how to shoot our ars and and and be proficient with handguns i mean these and and by the way

01:13:14.500 every person that worked with us was in some way a special ops every single every single person do

01:13:18.940 Do you guys feel like if someone ran through the garage door right now, just, I don't know

01:13:23.780 if I can say that.

01:13:24.820 Just, just like, just like any threat.

01:13:26.740 You're saying any threat, any threat, could you disarm someone right now?

01:13:31.000 Absolutely.

01:13:31.700 We feel much better than, I personally feel much better than I ever have in my life for

01:13:36.460 that type of acting.

01:13:37.460 Just, just like a, just like a safety thinking on your feet, um, thing like they, and they

01:13:41.700 told me before we did the camp that they were going to push me to a level and, and, and

01:13:45.800 evolve me and transform me.

01:13:47.520 and I was like okay man 0.99

01:13:48.960 I've been through a lot of shit 0.98

01:13:50.300 mentally and physically 0.99

01:13:51.300 I went through boxing camp

01:13:52.200 went like survived

01:13:53.140 like X amount of scandals

01:13:54.680 like I've been 0.99

01:13:55.120 I've been through the fucking ringer 0.99

01:13:56.360 and they put me through the ringer dude 1.00

01:13:57.960 like they pushed me

01:13:59.120 I remember

01:13:59.520 on the second day

01:14:01.960 I was doing the obstacle course

01:14:03.040 for like the seventh time

01:14:03.840 by the way

01:14:04.120 the obstacle course is 0.99

01:14:04.940 is fucking 1.00

01:14:06.020 it is so hard 1.00

01:14:07.260 it is so

01:14:07.820 not to mention

01:14:08.400 with the 25 pound

01:14:09.180 bulletproof vest on

01:14:10.180 and the AR

01:14:10.840 I didn't do it

01:14:11.420 I didn't do it

01:14:12.900 I opted not to do it 0.86

01:14:14.500 and he's doing it with a

01:14:16.040 like I did little section

01:14:17.480 and I did the course without many of the obstacles

01:14:19.880 and I did some of the obstacles by themselves

01:14:21.620 but when you combine all of them

01:14:23.200 he did it with the 30 pound plates

01:14:26.120 with the AR

01:14:28.080 with a loaded handgun

01:14:29.620 he was climbing over cargo nets

01:14:31.920 that were like six stories high

01:14:33.000 it is so hard and I got to the end

01:14:35.400 and Tim

01:14:37.120 he's like great job

01:14:39.020 you see you're standing up straight

01:14:40.520 you're not tired like you were yesterday

01:14:42.060 because the first time I ran the course I blew it

01:14:44.060 it was so hard I sucked at it

01:14:46.440 and I was like thanks Tim he goes

01:14:48.240 you ready to go again I was like

01:14:49.820 brought him right back to the beginning

01:14:51.700 it's raining

01:14:53.360 and by the way in between every obstacle

01:14:56.260 you're doing 12 pull ups

01:14:57.980 you're doing burpees like it's a disaster 0.99

01:14:59.900 and he comes back and he does the fucking course 1.00

01:15:02.300 again 0.99

01:15:03.100 45 minutes was just shooting climbing training

01:15:06.040 push of burpees pull ups

01:15:07.300 they would throw flash bangs 1.00

01:15:09.900 real flash bangs

01:15:11.120 it was crazy

01:15:13.380 that was the first two days the second day we did

01:15:15.880 simulated scenarios where we like how to like save a hostage for one of a clear we had a clear

01:15:21.380 rooms like and all and all of this like all of this is rooted the entire time in the why

01:15:27.620 that was the biggest thing they wanted to give us the entire time is why are we doing this okay like

01:15:32.340 the biggest thing that dawned on me from being with these guys for four days or five days there

01:15:38.460 in virginia was we live in this fickle fickle society and i said this on the last day when

01:15:44.200 we were standing in front of the navy seals monument which memorial which was built to honor

01:15:49.780 these guys that gave so gave everything gave their lives and that's what the memorials

01:15:56.480 you'll never hear their names the stars are there you'll never hear their names

01:16:00.060 um that and standing with these guys i told him in front of the memorial i said we live in this 0.97

01:16:06.360 fickle fickle fucking world where everything is based on likes and clout and all and money and 0.99

01:16:12.920 all of this fucking bullshit and to see him and to hear him and to feel how dedicated he is to 1.00

01:16:21.720 this country and to honoring the people that have come before him and to honoring and loving his 1.00

01:16:28.320 wife and his children and what he's willing to do to protect this country so that people like 0.97

01:16:35.060 us can do the fickle bullshit that we fucking do every day had a massive massive massive impact on 0.96

01:16:41.780 me massive and honestly when i came back even though a lot of it has slightly trickled away 0.99

01:16:47.380 now that i'm back in the bubble as we call it i i still have a piece of it inside of me that makes

01:16:53.900 me want to be just slightly fucking better dude because these guys live every second of their day

01:17:00.720 dedicated and committed to making this world a better place and and it it's it's shocking 0.89

01:17:07.760 it's a shock to your system bro

01:17:09.880 it is it is unbelievable

01:17:12.040 that's what I'm saying like even just experiencing

01:17:13.880 the slightest taste of like

01:17:15.720 their mindset and being around them

01:17:17.860 is it's contagious

01:17:19.620 it's inspiring it's motivational

01:17:21.680 it's fascinating to be honest

01:17:24.040 and yeah just being around them

01:17:25.640 for my new 72

01:17:27.860 hours that we were with them where we

01:17:29.600 become slightly better as human beings which

01:17:31.660 is awesome

01:17:32.260 and I think that

01:17:34.900 I'm sure if you're watching this and you follow us on

01:17:37.540 instagram you saw some of our sentiment on both twitter and instagram the day after we left

01:17:41.320 and i i thoroughly will say it once again i and i say it from my heart and i actually

01:17:47.560 truly truly mean this thank you so much to every service member arms you know armed service member

01:17:53.960 military member that's watching the show right now i know they are fans we have a lot of fans

01:17:57.700 in that community yeah i have a brother-in-law who's about to redeploy in the navy we've got

01:18:02.320 family members danny's got family members you know you know greg paul was uh served in army

01:18:06.760 National Guard I think he I think he told me that yeah he told me that so we so we all have family 0.94

01:18:10.480 members and honestly like massive massive thanks and this is not some fucking bullshit just to say 0.71

01:18:15.800 it type thing like I truly truly mean that from the bottom of my heart and I believe and I hope

01:18:19.780 that in 2020 we can start doing more to give back to that yeah because it is so vital I was gonna

01:18:24.560 say we need that we need to include uh the armed forces in our in our 2020 forever for the rest of

01:18:30.380 our life our initiatives and uh so easy to take that for granted man you know you don't think

01:18:35.200 about it right you don't think about the guys in the front lines who are risking their life

01:18:38.440 you can have your freedom that's the only reason though if i didn't have my dad serving in you know

01:18:44.240 kuwait and iraq like i wouldn't think about those things i didn't know bob did that yeah that's yeah

01:18:48.680 i didn't know i didn't know bob put it up like that yeah he's a g but dude i mean looking at

01:18:53.460 the situation now it like gives me a whole you know in iran it gives me a whole different

01:18:57.280 perspective because you know before you jump on the trains of like all these politicians rushing

01:19:01.440 to use it for their agenda like you you gotta pay your respects you know like at the end of the day

01:19:07.500 people are willing to go overseas and fight for us yeah that's crazy so so yes we should dive into

01:19:12.480 this i mean at least a little bit i think it's the past what five days have been extremely

01:19:19.040 it's a complex situation it's definitely breaking as we speak it's continuing to break and obviously

01:19:24.700 we saw uh we saw a situation that started with the i believe the iraqi our consulate in iraq

01:19:32.580 right was the original situation that to which trump killed the general yeah one of the generals

01:19:39.460 of the iranian government yeah to which they fired missiles at one of our bases in iraq

01:19:45.880 and this has been this continued kind of trade-off and um you know now obviously there's a ton of

01:19:52.320 conversation around was trump in the right right for yeah killing this yeah for killing this general

01:19:58.820 and he'll he'll say that he was killing to protect lives right and so there's a lot of conversation

01:20:05.480 there right now around you know did he have the right to do it should he have done it and

01:20:09.140 you know it's a very very very complex issue um and and and honestly like i i can see why there

01:20:18.340 people that would say that

01:20:20.300 he's doing certain things to distract

01:20:22.280 from another agenda which is

01:20:24.240 taking place. Of course. Yeah, political.

01:20:26.060 And I don't know. And that's the thing. I don't think any of us

01:20:28.240 sitting here know. Did you know the general

01:20:29.320 that was killed, he basically

01:20:32.200 invented the IED program. IED, right?

01:20:34.120 He was one of the inventors of the IED. Yeah, so he's 0.90

01:20:36.180 responsible. Him, that man alone, is

01:20:38.040 responsible for 17% of

01:20:39.960 U.S. service members' deaths

01:20:42.000 in Iraq from the course

01:20:44.300 of like 2002. General Kassem Solomay.

01:20:45.680 How do you say it? Solomay, right? Yep.

01:20:47.320 It was interesting being with the military guys.

01:20:50.460 Yeah, what did they think about this?

01:20:51.820 We didn't really dive in with them.

01:20:53.500 Yeah, but I've talked to them a little bit afterwards.

01:20:55.120 And I think these guys, a lot of these guys are very locked into the service to the country and the leadership of this country.

01:21:04.960 And so when something pops off, they are 100% in full support of the president.

01:21:10.320 I'm sure there's people, service members that are watching the show or veterans that disagree with this.

01:21:16.480 But a lot of the people that I see that are in the armed forces are just very gung ho and they're ready to fight.

01:21:20.780 And that's what they're trained to do. And by the way, they like fucking doing it. 0.99

01:21:24.080 And so, you know, it just it just is really tricky. 0.99

01:21:27.720 And I think you made a good point that, you know, it's easy to watch the politicians move the pieces around the board without thinking of the actual collateral.

01:21:37.760 You know, and that collateral is American lives, you know, and it's also potentially like I know Iran is. 0.74

01:21:45.660 they have their uh nuclear weapons like they're building nuclear grade uranium right now trump

01:21:52.660 trump said he tweeted i think in all caps iran does not have any nuclear weapons they don't yet

01:21:57.900 but they have facilities that are processing nuclear uranium yeah so that so so basically

01:22:04.180 what's happened here is iran was in a shutdown of their nuclear program based on on us and other

01:22:09.720 countries running really tough sanctions against them and so we've been in this kind of uneasy

01:22:14.500 peace with iran for a long time now and what what you're seeing at the high levels you saw this

01:22:21.360 attack from trump you saw this kind of almost like purposeful miss is what people are kind of

01:22:26.120 calling it they launched dozens of rockets at this massive sprawling base did as from what we know

01:22:31.360 right now there's no u.s casualties but but the thing that a lot of people need to understand is

01:22:36.260 this has caused massive waves that are not human casualty based they have now backed out of their

01:22:42.880 treaty to stop making nuclear weapons so they are going to start back on production and maybe that

01:22:48.440 scares some people doesn't scare trump or the u.s government and that's fine they that we've we've

01:22:52.800 seen um or maybe they were already still doing it you know i mean we had like watchdog groups

01:22:57.800 making sure that there was or wasn't right but then but then they've also uh the the we've started

01:23:04.420 to withdraw uh u.s troops from iraq or or or iraqi guard or something that was fighting isis

01:23:10.580 and ISIL so there's there's a lot of there's a lot of waves that come out of this attack that

01:23:14.760 will continue to uh kind of develop you know and so it's it's interesting to watch yeah super hard

01:23:21.100 to comment on it you know because we don't know I mean you just don't know you don't know what

01:23:25.580 that guy was doing you don't know if he was what he was planning what he was doing or if this is

01:23:29.080 just a posture from Trump to get people to stop talking about impeachment and and to by the way

01:23:34.000 to line him up for re-election you know it's I'm not saying that's what he's doing but it's it's

01:23:37.640 definitely possible while we're here talking about things that aren't so great should we just

01:23:42.840 brush pun may be inappropriately attended on australia yeah i don't think i think it's fine

01:23:50.780 that uh you see the the inkling of this and it starts to develop on social media and then it

01:23:58.980 getting progressively worse and worse and worse and there's no real solution yet it looks like

01:24:04.040 500 million animals burned

01:24:06.180 and dead

01:24:07.700 turns into 1 billion

01:24:09.120 animals and you see these pictures of like charred

01:24:12.460 koalas and kangaroo and Mike

01:24:14.160 and I got caught in a deep deep deep hole

01:24:16.240 after one of the nights in Virginia

01:24:17.460 there's

01:24:19.500 no other way to say it 1.00

01:24:21.700 it breaks my fucking heart bro 0.99

01:24:23.920 I adore animals 0.99

01:24:26.240 I love animals and something about

01:24:28.220 the helplessness of

01:24:30.380 the landscape of Australia

01:24:32.440 and seeing the sky

01:24:33.920 just like these orange red smoke everywhere is is absolutely heartbreaking so we posted about we

01:24:41.020 donated and um it just does anyone have any updates is this still happening is there any

01:24:47.240 yeah definitely it rained it did it did rain we heard about i just i guess i be everyone knows

01:24:55.400 it's it's incredibly catastrophic and devastating i guess just if you're listening to this if you

01:24:59.840 don't know about the situation please please do something please donate a little bit donate

01:25:04.380 whatever money you can um spread awareness for all all our fans in australia like we we are

01:25:10.600 thinking about you we're with you we hope you're unaffected for those who are affected just know

01:25:14.740 um i hate i hate saying this but like we we really we really do care and i the more i can do and the

01:25:21.420 more i can activate the better um because it's one of those situations where like

01:25:25.600 Like planet earth, our, our, our home is, is, is burning to a crisp.

01:25:34.080 It's falling, we're falling apart.

01:25:35.600 And it's just like hopping from one place to another.

01:25:37.360 I've got a project coming up that I'd love to bring you guys in on down in the Amazon

01:25:41.020 to replant.

01:25:42.640 Fiji's one of them.

01:25:43.820 Amazon rainforest is another one because of all the deforestation.

01:25:47.100 I think now what they're finding in Australia is a lot of these brush fires were the result

01:25:51.500 of and i don't know if it's fully this but there were a lot of people that actually set the fires

01:25:56.580 so there's a bunch of people that got arrested arson charges coming out yeah also yeah also um

01:26:01.740 humans have been creating dams which is causing a lot of the aquifers to go dry and so it's making

01:26:08.360 the land a lot more arid so i think this is like i mean obviously we're on a podcast like how much

01:26:13.320 can all of us do when it comes to this kind of stuff like sometimes it feels hopeless that's a

01:26:18.660 good question and i and i from a social standpoint there's two stories that i think that are coming

01:26:22.880 out of this out of this that i think are worth noting from the from the social sphere that we

01:26:27.060 live in comedian celeste barber barber uh went on a fundraising rampage and raised over 32 million

01:26:34.440 dollars through her through her instagram stories uh facebook did you see this one influencer or uh

01:26:43.060 so i have that story as well you have that too kaylin ward is the other one she promised uh 0.85

01:26:48.340 nudes to anyone who donated money

01:26:50.460 to the Australian Brushfire

01:26:52.500 Relief. I believe she

01:26:54.360 raised somewhere between $500 and $750,000.

01:26:57.240 That's amazing.

01:26:58.440 Instagram then shut her account 0.99

01:27:00.280 down. Her family disowned

01:27:02.480 her and all that. She was deactivated.

01:27:04.780 And by the way, she was already posting some 0.99

01:27:06.200 pretty raunchy shit, but she sent 1.00

01:27:08.500 some high quality nudes. And by the way, 0.99

01:27:10.460 I donated

01:27:11.140 10 or 20 times as much as she was

01:27:14.280 saying it would cost to get a nude from her.

01:27:16.040 and all I got was

01:27:18.120 I think Logan bought me a donut

01:27:19.900 or something like that at the Marriott 0.99

01:27:22.080 in fucking Fredericksburg, Virginia 0.98

01:27:24.140 It was nice 0.99

01:27:25.940 That's a nice gesture 0.99

01:27:26.920 Donuts are the shape of the boobs 0.79

01:27:29.780 Honestly, for every

01:27:31.460 for any influencer

01:27:33.620 no influencers are watching this right now

01:27:35.840 but if you are, God, two hours into this podcast

01:27:38.200 if you haven't yet posted anything

01:27:39.980 to try to drive any

01:27:42.240 attention or donations for this

01:27:43.740 what's the hold up?

01:27:45.140 this is a big this is a big problem this is i hate what 20 like i saw the numbers it's at least like

01:27:51.680 five times bigger than california and like or no it's like 10 times bigger than california and

01:27:55.260 five times bigger than amazon basically the amazon was it was one minuscule percentage of this fire

01:28:01.480 in australia it's a big fucking all of these things combined i think that's the we talked about this

01:28:06.200 the last time with the amazon fires i think the you know what i'm what i'm seeing is long term 0.98

01:28:10.680 there's going to be a point where we all have to come together on some shit and like actually 0.81

01:28:15.240 change things yeah like it's tough man this is a tough it's yeah we're in a tough we're in a tough 0.93

01:28:21.160 2020 is off to a uh a rough a rough start and by and by the way like not even to in in a world on

01:28:29.040 a world level you know from like a similar like selfish i'll say like personally i think i you

01:28:35.480 know i feel pretty pretty well i mean in all honesty i think that's for a good reason you

01:28:40.000 know like i think ultimately we as content creators have far more power than these people

01:28:46.780 that have the platforms right now yeah so i think it's good that people like us are winning like

01:28:51.600 we're able i think i think it's also important to just remember that like on january 2nd of 2018

01:28:57.840 when tokyo was unfolding and the whole world was bad mouthing and uh logan was going through the

01:29:05.180 toughest time of his life that he was winning on a exponential level still even on the worst day of

01:29:11.620 his life yeah against the people that are suffering from some of the the plagues that

01:29:15.540 this world has to offer and so that perspective is important and when we go to virginia and we

01:29:21.240 meet our military or when we look at the situation in australia or when we look at the situation in

01:29:25.840 iran by the way a plane crashed with 190 people and everybody died you know on the same night that 0.99

01:29:30.940 the rock is like there's a lot of fucked up shit going on in the world i think it's important that 0.98

01:29:35.380 we talk about it here and i think it's important that we try to to create action that makes changes 0.99

01:29:39.360 to to do better and in 2020 that's a big goal for me in 2020 honestly it is and my thing will

01:29:44.600 be mental health and addiction i've been very fucking upfront about that that will be what i

01:29:49.200 do you know and so i think it's i think you're there i think you're there we've got a ton of

01:29:53.200 really good uh foundations that we work with and i think we just need to turn up yeah i think a lot

01:29:57.040 of it's just action you know that's the biggest thing that i got from going down to the amazon

01:30:00.840 It's like, I'm going to go down there again to actually plant trees in some of the areas.

01:30:05.620 And like, let's do that.

01:30:06.960 Like, I encourage anybody out there, like hop on a plane, go to Australia in a few months

01:30:10.800 when, when there's organizations that are out there and actually go plant some trees.

01:30:14.660 Just like pick something though.

01:30:16.740 You know what I'm saying?

01:30:17.260 Like if it's, if, if your forte is not planting trees and like find something that truly means

01:30:21.400 something to you, you know what I'm saying?

01:30:23.000 Cause that's when you'll, cause that's when you'll really act.

01:30:25.280 Like if someone tries to give you a cause, Australia wildfires, like you may not want

01:30:29.560 to go to Australia and save the kangaroos, because maybe you

01:30:31.560 don't want to do that. Find out what really

01:30:33.720 makes you tick, what really 1.00

01:30:35.480 makes you care, and then go fucking all 1.00

01:30:37.640 in in that fucking, in that zone, 1.00

01:30:39.680 in that truth. 1.00

01:30:41.900 Bless you. Twice. You guys want to

01:30:43.560 close out, or do you want to play Would You Rather real quick?

01:30:46.920 Let's do one

01:30:47.680 Would You Rather. I don't really care.

01:30:48.920 We've sent these fans into 0.99

01:30:51.560 fucking tailspin of 0.99

01:30:53.500 no content. I'm sure they're pretty excited about this 0.99

01:30:55.420 eight-hour podcast that we're on.

01:30:56.760 I'm down with a segment

01:30:58.420 A little segment

01:30:59.500 What do we got?

01:31:00.020 Let's let not a happy

01:31:00.820 No, yeah

01:31:01.340 Got a segment

01:31:02.260 Dylan gave me these cards

01:31:03.420 Would you rather

01:31:04.460 There we go

01:31:06.020 Let's do a segment

01:31:08.160 I'm gonna read

01:31:09.280 I'm gonna read the

01:31:09.800 Would you rather

01:31:10.240 You guys answer

01:31:10.840 Then I hand it to Mike

01:31:11.560 And then you ask us

01:31:12.680 Okay

01:31:13.000 You haven't seen

01:31:13.880 These questions yet

01:31:14.560 I know nothing

01:31:15.640 I know nothing

01:31:16.300 Did you write these?

01:31:17.060 That concerns me

01:31:18.680 Would you rather be able

01:31:22.620 To read the minds

01:31:23.480 Of men or women? 0.96

01:31:26.760 I would say men 1.00

01:31:28.980 I don't want to hear what's going on in a woman's mind 1.00

01:31:31.020 all the time 1.00

01:31:31.500 it's just noisy there's a lot of stuff going on

01:31:34.200 right that's what I'm saying 1.00

01:31:36.620 men are like

01:31:37.860 like women are 1.00

01:31:40.880 constantly thinking about stuff 0.99

01:31:41.920 that's not my reason

01:31:43.840 but I would have the same answer just because

01:31:46.820 I like to feel

01:31:48.180 or think that I have

01:31:50.040 a decent amount figured out

01:31:52.720 about that particular

01:31:53.920 side of our species 0.90

01:31:55.800 and i i i would i would in in the world that i live in in the what's so fucking funny i'm just 0.77

01:32:06.080 loving it trying to die right now on this podcast i love you in what in what in in the world i play 0.77

01:32:10.800 in the 90 of the people that i that are shot callers are men and so if it means more money

01:32:17.480 or more power for me or or you know the ability to be more successful in the space that i play in

01:32:23.020 Where most of the

01:32:23.620 Shot callers are men

01:32:24.520 I'd like to know 1.00

01:32:25.500 What those motherfuckers 1.00

01:32:26.280 Are thinking 1.00

01:32:26.480 I like that

01:32:27.220 What do you think

01:32:27.540 I'm thinking right now

01:32:28.540 I know

01:32:31.560 What time is dinner

01:32:32.420 Nope

01:32:33.040 He's thinking

01:32:33.800 Oh no sorry

01:32:34.400 A nap

01:32:34.720 Is it a nap

01:32:35.340 He's thinking

01:32:35.720 I wish I didn't 1.00

01:32:36.280 Suck that dick 1.00

01:32:36.880 No that was a 1.00

01:32:38.080 Power play

01:32:39.220 Do you know how much 0.99

01:32:39.760 Fucking free press 1.00

01:32:40.660 He got off that cock 1.00

01:32:41.580 Dude 1.00

01:32:41.880 Crazy dude 0.89

01:32:43.260 I'm just telling you 0.99

01:32:44.400 What to say 0.99

01:32:44.720 Little cum goes 0.95

01:32:46.100 A long way dude 1.00

01:32:46.960 Guys please

01:32:51.280 Cum go

01:32:51.860 Get it

01:32:52.180 Are you getting 1.00

01:32:52.620 all these fucking puns? 1.00

01:32:53.860 Are you getting these 0.99

01:32:54.660 on video, Andre?

01:32:55.280 Are you recording?

01:32:55.880 Did you somehow

01:32:56.440 magically cut around my spine?

01:32:57.680 You shaved your head. 0.63

01:32:58.900 Did you shave your video 0.73

01:33:00.000 chakras off, too?

01:33:01.120 This is episode one 0.98

01:33:02.300 of 2020. 1.00

01:33:03.920 Damn. 0.99

01:33:04.580 Huh? 1.00

01:33:05.180 Women, obviously. 1.00

01:33:06.360 What? 1.00

01:33:07.300 I'm so... 1.00

01:33:07.860 I'm perplexed by women. 1.00

01:33:08.980 I would love to know 1.00

01:33:09.600 what they're doing.

01:33:09.780 Two days into it,

01:33:10.540 you would just regret that.

01:33:11.860 No, no, no.

01:33:12.280 It's not like... 0.70

01:33:12.740 It's a troll. 0.57

01:33:13.280 Like, you can get trolled. 0.70

01:33:14.080 So I can be like,

01:33:15.300 hey, I'd like to know

01:33:16.420 why should...

01:33:17.560 I read a note card,

01:33:19.000 but I don't want to make

01:33:19.640 the rules.

01:33:19.740 Yeah, but what is that? 0.99

01:33:20.440 Watch me read the fucking note 1.00

01:33:22.180 Would you rather 1.00

01:33:24.440 Only be allowed to use a fork

01:33:27.000 Or a spoon for the rest of your 1.00

01:33:28.780 Dylan fuck you 1.00

01:33:30.600 Get another one 1.00

01:33:32.840 No no no no go answer it

01:33:34.960 A fork or a spoon for the rest of your life

01:33:36.900 I'm gonna say a spoon

01:33:39.540 Cause if

01:33:40.900 You're trying to eat something soupy and you get a fork 1.00

01:33:42.980 You're fucked dude 1.00

01:33:44.100 I'd do a spoon too 1.00

01:33:45.600 You could use the reverse end of the spoon to pierce the food

01:33:49.260 like the four. Yeah, that's true. Nice, nice.

01:33:52.060 Alright.

01:33:52.800 Would you rather get married 1.00

01:33:55.280 to a 10 with a bad personality 1.00

01:33:57.680 or a 6

01:33:59.180 with an amazing personality? That's the easiest

01:34:01.160 fucking answer. Married? 1.00

01:34:03.220 Married. Married? Married.

01:34:04.980 Bro, every 10 at

01:34:07.160 some point in your marriage is going to become a 1.00

01:34:09.200 fucking 6, dude. Time, 0.99

01:34:11.280 time, time is a 1.00

01:34:13.100 mean bitch, dude. Not to me. 1.00

01:34:15.000 Okay? Or you. Facts.

01:34:17.060 We're two exceptions, but listen.

01:34:19.260 A six with a personality

01:34:21.880 Listen, a good personality

01:34:23.880 Can add five points 0.97

01:34:24.940 I'm not even fucking kidding 0.74

01:34:26.300 I have met a six that is so cool 0.99

01:34:28.720 So dope, so about the fucking team 0.99

01:34:31.420 Like trying to make good 1.00

01:34:33.260 Bro, yo, yo, can I make you some eggs?

01:34:36.180 You look hungry, do you need a place to stay?

01:34:37.680 You can stay in my house, you can have my bed

01:34:39.040 I'll sleep on the couch 1.00

01:34:39.620 You just went from a six to a motherfucking nine, dude 1.00

01:34:42.160 Six with a fucking 1.00

01:34:43.560 What was your answer? 1.00

01:34:46.380 Same as you

01:34:47.140 Pretty cut and dry

01:34:49.180 Would you rather

01:34:50.660 Your t-shirts always be 1.00

01:34:54.120 Your handwriting sucks 1.00

01:34:55.620 Your t-shirts always be 1.00

01:34:57.540 Two sizes too small

01:34:58.740 Or too big 0.99

01:35:00.600 Are you fucking kidding me 0.98

01:35:02.880 That one's even easier 0.99

01:35:06.060 Can you imagine

01:35:07.940 Two sizes too small

01:35:09.720 Can you imagine

01:35:11.780 Just pulling up to a meeting

01:35:13.020 Just trying to play that one off 1.00

01:35:14.580 I'm a fat Albert in this bitch 1.00

01:35:18.140 Everything extra large 1.00

01:35:19.660 Same

01:35:20.540 That's in

01:35:21.140 That's style

01:35:21.700 Would you rather

01:35:24.840 This is a little squiggly

01:35:26.780 Always be 10 minutes late

01:35:28.920 Or always be 20 minutes early 1.00

01:35:30.100 What the fucking fuck 1.00

01:35:30.900 What the fucking fuck 1.00

01:35:31.820 Dude 1.00

01:35:32.200 What are these

01:35:32.720 Who came up with these questions

01:35:34.640 Yogi Bear 1.00

01:35:35.620 What is this shit 1.00

01:35:37.260 We need some tea 1.00

01:35:39.060 Dog

01:35:39.580 We need something

01:35:40.880 Would you rather experience

01:35:42.460 The beginning

01:35:43.060 Or end of the earth

01:35:44.680 I would say the beginning 1.00

01:35:52.460 Because otherwise you fucking die 1.00

01:35:54.120 I'm pretty sure 1.00

01:35:55.640 You'd probably be dead as fuck in the beginning 1.00

01:35:57.580 Yeah this place is not livable bro 1.00

01:35:59.380 Dude it was like a lava filled single celled

01:36:01.960 Yeah me but like

01:36:03.620 Not the sauce

01:36:05.220 The end's probably pretty dope if you think about it

01:36:07.320 Because think about what's going to happen before the end of the earth

01:36:09.280 The rapture

01:36:10.380 Which means that we have gotten

01:36:14.580 to the brink of the worst

01:36:16.620 we have ever been. There's porn

01:36:18.560 stars running around with AR-15, shooting 0.75

01:36:20.560 little cats, and everybody's 0.99

01:36:22.620 fucking each other, dude. It's just a fucking 1.00

01:36:24.580 orgy of violence 1.00

01:36:26.200 and sexual deviancy, and then all of a 0.95

01:36:28.680 sudden, the four horsemen of the apocalypse come in

01:36:30.360 and start 1.00

01:36:32.620 fucking shooting bazookas. 1.00

01:36:36.400 Sodom and Gamora topple. L.A. and New York, of course. 1.00

01:36:41.000 Trump starts dropping bombs.

01:36:44.580 Podcast

01:36:46.620 I think that's

01:36:53.840 That's it right there

01:36:55.440 That's a hit

01:36:57.240 That's a great note to end on man

01:36:59.540 I appreciate you Mike

01:37:01.240 It's in the book of revelations dude

01:37:03.020 Impulsive number one podcast in the world

01:37:04.700 That's a fact yo hit that subscribe button

01:37:06.940 We do have a new schedule

01:37:08.680 You should listen to this

01:37:09.700 As much as possible

01:37:11.240 We're doing two podcasts a week

01:37:14.200 Tuesday's gonna be no guest

01:37:15.600 Thursday's gonna be guest

01:37:17.560 But two podcasts a week

01:37:19.020 So we can do other stuff

01:37:20.120 Like what, Logan?

01:37:21.440 I don't know

01:37:21.780 You know, vlogs

01:37:22.500 Train for a fight

01:37:23.720 Other things

01:37:25.100 Wear a shirt that's too small

01:37:26.980 Hit that subscribe button

01:37:29.540 Yo, we love you

01:37:30.580 It's 2020 1.00

01:37:31.340 Kick this year's ass 0.99

01:37:32.400 Come up with some stuff 0.99

01:37:33.300 That's gonna motivate you 1.00

01:37:34.080 And make you do some shit 0.99

01:37:34.880 That makes you wanna achieve your goals 0.99

01:37:36.320 For real

01:37:37.000 Whether it's waking up early

01:37:37.980 Whether it's eating healthy 1.00

01:37:38.960 90-10 type shit 0.99

01:37:40.260 I'm on a 90% health diet 1.00

01:37:41.800 10%

01:37:42.320 I should have Katie make some desserts 1.00

01:37:43.840 some here and there. 1.00

01:37:45.620 Break down that fucking negative thought cycle. 0.99

01:37:48.320 Get positive thoughts up there. 0.99

01:37:49.520 You're going to conquer this year.

01:37:51.020 Start honestly believing that. 1.00

01:37:52.480 Tell yourself that every fucking day. 0.99

01:37:53.800 I'm going to get up. 1.00

01:37:54.460 I'm going to crush it today.

01:37:55.260 Not just the year, the decade.

01:37:56.620 That's what this is for.

01:37:57.700 2020.

01:37:58.460 Make the next 10 years the best,

01:38:00.580 hardest hitting 10 years of your life. 0.99

01:38:02.160 This decade is going to be fucking amazing. 0.97

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 10, 2020

E149 LOGAN PAUL ADDRESSES ANTONIO BROWN FIGHT & LEAKED SEX TAPE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 149

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