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00:02:12.980 I don't even know why I'm crying.

00:02:18.160 Spence, bro.

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00:02:27.620 Spence. 0.80

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00:02:47.960 Are we rolling? 1.00

00:02:48.980 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:02:50.360 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world. 1.00

00:02:53.620 It's Mike's birthday.

00:02:54.640 Wait, we're filming?

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00:03:24.680 A little older.

00:03:27.140 You can probably stop the lights, Danny.

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00:03:55.360 Danny you gotta send me the brief

00:03:58.160 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:03:58.960 Yo, why is this happening?

00:04:00.240 All right.

00:04:00.620 What are you asking me if I'm having a birthday?

00:04:02.620 Is that what you're asking me?

00:04:03.280 Well, I know you are.

00:04:04.000 Yeah.

00:04:04.220 So it's my birthday. 0.99

00:04:05.040 I'm fucking 35. 0.98

00:04:06.100 I feel blessed to be here. 0.99

00:04:07.480 I'm thankful.

00:04:08.520 I'm surrounded by people that I love.

00:04:10.220 I've received an outpouring of love.

00:04:12.280 I did a merch launch yesterday.

00:04:14.280 That's massive amounts of love.

00:04:15.980 People love the merch.

00:04:16.860 Your merch launch.

00:04:17.880 I want to talk about this for a second.

00:04:20.200 Big thanks.

00:04:21.080 Huge.

00:04:21.840 So Mike's show, The Night Shift, that he shoots on this set, he launched his first piece of

00:04:26.140 merch.

00:04:26.420 It's called The Graveyard Shift.

00:04:27.280 It says clocked in on the front and a super cool design in the back.

00:04:29.800 He's been working really hard on this for months.

00:04:34.260 And when I did my first merch drop, Maverick.

00:04:36.580 Are we not going to do numbers or are you just going to give it arbitrary?

00:04:39.460 Arbitrary.

00:04:39.840 Oh, okay.

00:04:40.420 When I did my first merch drop, I want to give numbers.

00:04:44.260 I probably wouldn't.

00:04:45.220 All right.

00:04:45.740 Can I?

00:04:46.660 Can you whisper?

00:04:47.260 Yeah, later.

00:04:47.860 When I did my first merch drop, Maverick, and we all know how successful Maverick was

00:04:51.860 and is.

00:04:52.540 It's the reason I have this house.

00:04:53.860 It's the reason I have most of my material things.

00:04:56.600 it made me

00:04:57.920 and is making me

00:04:58.900 a lot of money

00:04:59.720 my first merch drop

00:05:01.360 you did X

00:05:03.500 I did X

00:05:04.600 I'm gonna say it 1.00

00:05:05.280 fuck you 1.00

00:05:05.580 $5,000 1.00

00:05:06.260 I sold $5,000 worth of merch

00:05:07.780 okay

00:05:08.100 on my first day

00:05:09.780 you have any idea

00:05:11.480 how much Mike sold

00:05:12.160 on his first day

00:05:12.840 12 grand

00:05:14.100 I'm gonna

00:05:15.820 yeah I'm gonna say

00:05:17.200 that was

00:05:17.620 15

00:05:18.400 that's what I would have guessed

00:05:19.760 I'm gonna tell you

00:05:20.900 without even dropping

00:05:21.980 his vlog

00:05:22.680 he sold

00:05:24.540 probably 5 to 7x

00:05:26.040 what I did on my first day. Just Instagram

00:05:28.180 and Twitter. I like it. Yeah, it was

00:05:30.180 good. I'm sorry. Thank you to

00:05:32.080 anybody. Shopthenightshift.com. I'll plug for

00:05:34.100 you, Popo. Shopthenightshift.com and

00:05:36.180 clock the fuck in. Clock in. 0.99

00:05:38.380 Thank you to anybody that bought the

00:05:39.840 product. I think the design was really good.

00:05:42.360 I think a lot of the sales are based on the design.

00:05:44.060 It's really cool. Virgil-inspired front clocked

00:05:46.080 in with the Grim Reaper on the back. We did that whole design

00:05:48.180 custom. A bunch of different artists worked on it.

00:05:50.460 It's a great piece of product. They're super soft

00:05:52.140 and yeah, if you like them, go get them.

00:05:53.940 and also thank you

00:05:54.940 it was a great birthday present

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00:06:57.420 So we do have a lot

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00:07:00.780 Last episode killed

00:07:02.240 There's Antonio Brown fights

00:07:03.500 Stuff we want to talk about

00:07:04.700 It's Mike's birthday

00:07:05.260 Stuff we want to talk about

00:07:05.980 You going out

00:07:06.480 You're sober though

00:07:07.180 So that's interesting

00:07:07.780 I want to address something real quick

00:07:09.520 Before the podcast started

00:07:11.020 I look on his phone

00:07:12.740 Oh yeah

00:07:13.040 So I don't know about this yet

00:07:14.340 I saw a text come through

00:07:15.380 And he picked up my phone 0.98

00:07:16.280 And said you gotta be fucking kidding me 0.98

00:07:17.500 You see that name at the bottom 0.98

00:07:18.860 I haven't seen it yet

00:07:20.040 Yeah 1.00

00:07:21.540 What the fuck is going on with you? 1.00

00:07:23.200 What do you mean? 1.00

00:07:24.020 What do you mean?

00:07:24.820 I gotta know what's going on.

00:07:25.960 What do I mean?

00:07:27.220 Why that name?

00:07:28.460 Why that name?

00:07:29.220 Yeah.

00:07:29.640 I got a list.

00:07:30.780 It's called the blacklist.

00:07:31.700 No, that's the wrong.

00:07:32.400 Nope. 0.88

00:07:32.920 Wrong girl.

00:07:33.360 I don't think so. 1.00

00:07:34.080 Yeah, it is.

00:07:35.340 That's a fashion designer. 1.00

00:07:37.280 It's the wrong girl, dude.

00:07:38.920 But it's a good.

00:07:39.820 Do I have the same name?

00:07:40.820 No.

00:07:41.220 It's not her last name.

00:07:42.520 You know that's not the girl's last name.

00:07:43.260 Are you sure?

00:07:43.680 Positive.

00:07:44.340 Logan has a blacklist.

00:07:45.720 This is a good topic.

00:07:46.680 I'm happy that you.

00:07:47.180 Can I see the name?

00:07:47.680 Yeah.

00:07:47.920 Just so I can understand.

00:07:48.580 i encourage everyone to have a blacklist it's it's a it's a list of people that i never ever

00:07:54.460 want to see again in my life under any circumstances one of them i actually ran into

00:07:58.480 at snow globe and you know what it's you know how hard it is for me to pretend to be nice

00:08:03.320 she goes she goes at snow globe she goes olga goes i'll use an arbitrary name let's call her 0.98

00:08:10.200 samantha because who the fuck is named samantha olga goes oh look it's samantha and i look at 0.99

00:08:16.360 I go I don't like you 0.99

00:08:17.960 and then I gave her a hug

00:08:20.460 I gave her a hug and said good to see you

00:08:22.460 I've held Mike's phone for literally 30 seconds

00:08:24.500 and I just got a text from Riley Reed

00:08:26.420 and Emily Willis in a group chat 1.00

00:08:28.080 yeah I mean listen those are the homies 1.00

00:08:30.300 and they're in the newest Night Shift episode

00:08:32.120 but honestly the love's pouring in

00:08:34.480 today dude it feels good

00:08:36.160 it feels good to be alive

00:08:38.440 today and I really am

00:08:40.120 blessed to have these

00:08:42.460 people in my life and I think

00:08:44.440 that's something

00:08:45.040 man i take it for granted you know what i'm saying i think a lot of people take it for granted like

00:08:49.640 having really good people in their life and i think when i always go back to that perspective

00:08:53.340 thing on how to stay out of the gutter mentally and uh thinking about when i think about people 0.94

00:08:59.060 that don't have that support system that family and friends like it makes me realize how fucking

00:09:04.120 lucky i am how many people today versus a decade ago were wishing you a happy birthday is it is 0.59

00:09:10.900 it different it's a lot different probably the quality of the people is probably different too

00:09:16.080 yeah it is i mean i mean to me everybody's quality but honestly like everyone yeah every

00:09:20.960 single person there's some exceptions there's some real real shitheads out there that are on

00:09:26.000 my black most of them are on tiktok you want to know how you make it on my blacklist tiktok do 0.96

00:09:30.000 you know how this this particular girl was on my blacklist are you gonna say this can i can i 0.99

00:09:35.220 yeah this is this is fucked up and it actually irks me to my core yeah because this you got to 0.95

00:09:40.940 really work to get on your blacklist you're a pretty nice guy oh yeah you're you're pretty 0.99

00:09:44.640 friendly there's four people on it it's it's it's not a lot wow this girl all right my brother had

00:09:50.380 a party that i still consider to this day the best party los angeles has ever seen the one with

00:09:55.660 the dirt bikes and the women the dirt bikes the live boxing match oh designer the dj uh

00:10:01.980 we actually couldn't post the video on youtube because um of an issue that i think blew over and

00:10:10.440 if not jet will probably cut this part but but point is it was we couldn't we couldn't speak

00:10:17.020 about it there was a girl after the next day who claimed that she was her she was she was jumped

00:10:26.360 she was jumped by jake security she had a black eye and she had like bruises on her face and her

00:10:30.640 body she claimed that she was beat up by jake's team and jake's security guard and then thrown

00:10:36.180 under a car and left and left to die we all took this we all took this very serious obviously we're 0.84

00:10:41.260 like yeah holy shit jake who who what kind of people do you have around you like first after 0.96

00:10:45.740 the girl are you okay is how can we remedy the problem now as one does and uh serious um uh what 0.98

00:10:54.000 a serious uh accusation like this they checked the video cameras any idea what happened 1.00

00:11:00.200 She was drunk and fell on her face 0.98

00:11:02.520 Exactly 1.00

00:11:03.100 Fucking precisely 0.99

00:11:04.920 She was drunk and she fell down 1.00

00:11:07.680 And she thought

00:11:09.040 I don't know maybe it was like a clout play

00:11:11.100 An attention play I don't know

00:11:12.840 She thought it would be cool to put my brother's entire life in jeopardy

00:11:16.200 I kind of 1.00

00:11:16.700 Fuck you 1.00

00:11:18.480 I kind of don't 1.00

00:11:19.400 That's fair

00:11:21.260 Maybe send her some love 1.00

00:11:24.100 She wanted to come to the luau

00:11:26.840 I said oh no no

00:11:28.580 You are not allowed anywhere

00:11:29.860 she tried pulling that at all wow bro bro there's some sharks out here in la dude i kind of don't

00:11:35.860 blame her dude and here's why have you ever i gotta be i gotta be the advocate dude or the

00:11:40.840 devil's advocate have you ever have you ever taken a nasty tumble and then blamed whatever

00:11:47.820 it was that made you take the tumble like yo have you if you've never yelled at like a bottle that 1.00

00:11:52.720 you tripped over in the kitchen yeah so like she she created a false fucking falsehood dude and 0.99

00:11:57.960 like it just so happened to be your fucking brother's life that was at risk exactly that's 0.99

00:12:03.420 the thing like if you blame a bottle like it's chilling you know just just give me what really 1.00

00:12:07.320 separates jake paul from a random bottle when you go on holiday there is no finer achievement

00:12:13.180 than doing absolutely nothing nothing on the beach nothing by the pool walking kind of nowhere

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00:12:27.340 to your flight, so you can have

00:12:29.400 a bit more money to go out

00:12:31.420 there with great ambition

00:12:33.140 to do absolutely

00:12:35.040 nothing. Expedia.

00:12:38.000 Made to travel.

00:12:40.220 If you think about it at the end of the day.

00:12:41.460 He's got that beard. He's got that beard now.

00:12:43.200 And a Lamborghini too. 1.00

00:12:44.700 See, that's why this show is great, because you guys are fucking 0.99

00:12:47.340 smart. Exactly. Woke up this morning 0.99

00:12:49.280 with a girl. That makes sense. On my birthday,

00:12:51.200 which was great. She came over

00:12:53.080 really late last night, around

00:12:54.500 12.30. I didn't see her. I was already in bed.

00:12:56.800 were already sleeping she brought me a cake with candles on it which was really fucking sweet and 0.96

00:13:00.700 she and and she came in and she was like it's your birthday and i was like my birthday's tomorrow and 0.58

00:13:05.780 like me and logo we'll probably talk about this a little bit we're not huge birthday celebrators

00:13:09.760 they're just like kind of like they're great dude you know i like other people's birthdays better

00:13:14.280 than mine i like to celebrate for other people but that's neither here nor there she comes yeah

00:13:17.220 quick benchmark i just want to let's talk about it now like i i i believe a birthday crucify me

00:13:22.920 is a participation award i believe i birthdays you're you're born you had nothing to do with it

00:13:28.220 you literally you didn't even make the decision to be born you're just born and and people want

00:13:32.520 to celebrate i get it yeah for the average person it's just it's a special day exactly it's a special

00:13:37.600 i am a little biased because my day is april 1st and for some reason you everyone you got some pts 0.98

00:13:43.640 wants to fuck with me ever since yeah probably i was like 15 people have been fucking with me on 0.97

00:13:49.400 my birthday and jake he did that lamborghini prank no i've seen i've seen i looked him in 0.99

00:13:54.380 the eye spencer and i said this is the greatest thing that's ever happened in my life and i

00:13:57.820 started crying he swore my mom's life i remember the first birthday that i spent with you in the

00:14:03.760 house like you locks himself away because he's so scared he has such bad it's such bad btsd

00:14:11.020 it's no joke but honestly like i agree with him but also like at the same time i think birthdays

00:14:15.680 are a great day for, like, the have-nots.

00:14:17.540 Like, the little kids. You know what I'm saying?

00:14:20.240 The little kids who have-nots.

00:14:21.620 The seven-year-old who has it, bro. 1.00

00:14:23.900 He's a piece of shit, and he's seven 1.00

00:14:25.700 because he can't do shit because he's seven. 1.00

00:14:27.940 But, like, let's think about it, bro. 0.99

00:14:30.020 For people like LP, who

00:14:31.640 have everything, what are you going to give them?

00:14:33.300 I think it's a special day because it's a day

00:14:35.560 for people who normally don't get

00:14:37.620 attention to get a little attention, and for

00:14:39.660 people who don't have anything,

00:14:41.460 they might get a cake. They might get some new socks.

00:14:43.520 it's a day to be amped on

00:14:45.860 but for someone like LP 0.99

00:14:47.080 who fucking gets out of bed 1.00

00:14:48.720 there's a lady under the bed 1.00

00:14:49.960 that puts his slippers on 0.99

00:14:51.000 she pops out as soon as he wakes up 1.00

00:14:52.680 a fucking hot ass chick comes 1.00

00:14:54.560 and puts a robe around him 1.00

00:14:55.620 gives him an HJ in the morning

00:14:57.000 to wake him up

00:14:57.580 like bro what are you gonna buy

00:14:58.740 the kid for his birthday 1.00

00:14:59.540 a fucking balloon? 1.00

00:15:01.240 nothing 1.00

00:15:01.340 he don't want a fucking balloon 0.99

00:15:02.440 my dad always said 0.99

00:15:03.500 he goes it's so hard to give people

00:15:05.700 give someone a gift who has everything

00:15:07.320 you're sort of like this

00:15:08.620 I'm getting this vibe

00:15:09.800 100%

00:15:10.300 if you had an ideal gift for your birthday

00:15:12.480 what would it be?

00:15:13.220 that I could get right now so you don't hate me.

00:15:15.420 I hate saying this, and I hate that I hate saying it.

00:15:19.140 And I truly mean it, and I think a lot of people say it,

00:15:21.600 but they don't truly mean it.

00:15:22.360 I really wish anybody watching the show, either you two,

00:15:25.600 anybody in this room, would go do something for someone else

00:15:28.260 for my birthday. 0.99

00:15:29.080 I fucking hate it. 1.00

00:15:29.980 I sound so fucking. 0.99

00:15:31.900 No, but I truly mean that. 1.00

00:15:33.480 You noble as fuck, bro. 0.99

00:15:33.880 I truly fucking mean that, dude. 1.00

00:15:35.860 I smell it. 0.99

00:15:36.700 I smell it.

00:15:37.000 He means it.

00:15:37.500 That's mad respectable.

00:15:38.720 I do.

00:15:39.400 Like, go find someone who's struggling or not struggling.

00:15:41.680 Just do something for somebody.

00:15:43.340 Go make somebody laugh.

00:15:44.200 Make somebody smile.

00:15:44.860 Tell your mom you love them.

00:15:45.760 I don't care what it is, but I have really gotten in this mode, and this is the sobriety

00:15:50.740 thing, and this is the book, and all these different things, where I truly want to make

00:15:54.080 a positive impact on this world.

00:15:55.540 And I think the thing that's pushed me to want to do that is because I know I can now.

00:16:00.160 Because I see the DMs from people.

00:16:01.780 I see the tweets.

00:16:02.480 I see the, yo, I got off heroin because of you.

00:16:05.180 I got out of bed today because of you, because you told me you did it in your darkest times.

00:16:10.020 I see that working now.

00:16:11.680 And it makes me want to, like, really blow it up.

00:16:14.700 And so, like, yeah, for my birthday, go do something nice for somebody.

00:16:17.580 Like, literally.

00:16:18.300 I respect that.

00:16:18.840 Wow.

00:16:19.160 I respect that.

00:16:20.060 Okay, so the girl. 0.99

00:16:20.980 Girl brings over a cake.

00:16:22.200 It's got the candles in it.

00:16:23.140 And she's like, happy birthday.

00:16:24.080 I want to light the candles.

00:16:25.240 And so LP's sleeping.

00:16:26.560 The vegans are obviously, they want to sleep at 730 after their meditation session.

00:16:29.900 Like, I'm not trying to wake anybody up.

00:16:31.620 Right?

00:16:31.980 And then, so I'm like, can we just do the cake tomorrow? 1.00

00:16:34.640 And she's like, well, do you want to just, like, fuck or something? 0.99

00:16:36.600 I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:16:37.420 That's perfect.

00:16:38.040 That's, like, honestly, that's another thing I like for my birthday.

00:16:41.680 me i didn't have it earlier maybe i did but i didn't last night and so we go to bed and i've 0.99

00:16:48.320 run into this situation with this girl i love having sex with her but i fuck i don't i really 0.98

00:16:55.720 don't think she watches um you'd be surprised i told you before this podcast has ruined my 1.00

00:17:00.880 fucking life yeah my dating and relationship and sex life they all watch bro especially now that 0.97

00:17:05.840 our channel is popping too the clips channels pop so it's like any impulsive clips you're not safe 0.99

00:17:10.640 but you're safe

00:17:11.960 I really don't enjoy

00:17:13.600 the things that

00:17:16.440 lead up to the intercourse

00:17:18.400 or the things after the intercourse

00:17:20.540 with just her in particular or is this the phase

00:17:22.520 of life you're in?

00:17:23.420 no

00:17:23.740 she laughs very very loud

00:17:27.800 at all of her own jokes

00:17:29.800 that by the way are fours 1.00

00:17:31.540 no fuck that they're twos brother 1.00

00:17:33.400 like I'll spill a little bit of milk on the ground 1.00

00:17:35.280 she's like you spilled your milk 0.99

00:17:36.560 it's like when you wind up one of those clowns 0.99

00:17:40.620 They pop out of a box. 0.97

00:17:44.040 Andre, did you hear it last night?

00:17:45.540 Did you hear giggles?

00:17:46.140 You don't.

00:17:46.740 You're right in the room next door.

00:17:48.200 And I know you've heard me plowing before. 1.00

00:17:49.940 You don't hear shit. 0.99

00:17:52.060 How many times do you hear Mike plow? 1.00

00:17:54.500 Only a few times. 1.00

00:17:56.020 Why are women so prone, I'll call it, to cackling? 1.00

00:18:00.560 Women cackle. 1.00

00:18:02.060 Especially when you put two of them together. 1.00

00:18:04.300 Oh, my God.

00:18:05.220 Oh, my God.

00:18:06.340 It's exponential cackle, bro.

00:18:07.900 isn't there a group of an animal that's called a cackle of

00:18:10.620 a cackle of geese

00:18:12.320 it's close, there's probably a cackle of geese

00:18:14.040 let's look it up, is there a cackle of anything

00:18:15.560 does anything these days make you more upset with yourself

00:18:18.200 than a linguistic error

00:18:19.900 it upsets me so 0.99

00:18:21.600 fucking bad when I fuck up 0.99

00:18:23.700 I was on Russell Brand's podcast 1.00

00:18:25.360 you said a disembarkment

00:18:26.860 thanks to Andre by the way

00:18:28.500 I love Russell Brand, I wanted to talk about this a little bit 0.88

00:18:31.260 he's fucking incredible, I want to dive in 0.84

00:18:33.800 we can go back to it, but I was on his podcast 0.99

00:18:36.260 and I watched all of it

00:18:37.660 just so I could really digest the things

00:18:39.960 he was saying. I tried to make it

00:18:41.920 less about me and more. I kind of

00:18:43.960 flipped the script a little bit

00:18:45.960 and I used the word

00:18:47.140 embarkment instead of disembarkment 0.95

00:18:50.360 and it really fucking frustrated me. 0.83

00:18:52.320 Did he catch it? 0.95

00:18:53.980 Embarkment is not a word.

00:18:55.760 He didn't catch it.

00:18:58.180 He was in the fourth dimension.

00:18:59.860 By the way,

00:19:01.160 that man is a wizard with words. He probably did catch it.

00:19:04.420 He just didn't want to say anything to me

00:19:05.940 because I was just guest. He's so eloquent.

00:19:07.660 He's so fucking eloquent, bro. 1.00

00:19:09.940 And why is it British? 1.00

00:19:11.840 Anyway. 0.97

00:19:12.760 I'm pretty much done.

00:19:13.940 I mean, what do you do in this situation?

00:19:15.540 Like, I think I'm pretty sure at least you've been here before in a situation where, like, this girl's got all the assets I need.

00:19:24.540 One of them is the word is even in asset.

00:19:27.180 Like, she has that asset, dude. 0.98

00:19:28.800 And it's fucking great. 0.97

00:19:29.960 And she's like, I love when you grab my, like. 0.99

00:19:31.940 She got a dog?

00:19:32.720 Great dog.

00:19:33.760 And I realized.

00:19:35.160 I did not see this girl.

00:19:36.440 you haven't met her yet she comes over very late

00:19:39.300 and I also realized with her

00:19:40.980 how important 0.68

00:19:42.300 remember we talked about boobs 1.00

00:19:45.080 versus ass recently and you're very 0.99

00:19:47.220 cool with just the donk but no I have 0.99

00:19:49.160 realized recently

00:19:50.400 how important a rack is to me

00:19:53.140 dude I love a big juicy set of 0.97

00:19:55.020 boobies bro it's like I think

00:19:57.060 and it's funny too because I think like

00:19:58.580 I hate to say this but I think the truly

00:20:01.040 elevated man in like

00:20:03.020 the sexual attractiveness 1.00

00:20:05.180 department is interested in the asses for all my women out there in the itty bitty titty committee 1.00

00:20:09.400 i i ride or die and spencer too i ride with you too we don't need two of us we don't need boobies 1.00

00:20:15.440 we don't need them they're out they used to be in they're out now but you gotta get that butt right 0.98

00:20:20.180 you gotta get that butt right and here's what here's why also like i respect the butt if you 1.00

00:20:24.940 don't have a butt look at all the butt girls summer ray the daisy keys of the world if you 0.96

00:20:28.720 don't have a butt you can't just you can you can get a butt you can you can work to a certain degree 0.99

00:20:33.480 you can get a butt 0.98

00:20:34.220 or you could do 1.00

00:20:34.940 with that

00:20:35.200 you pull the girl up 0.81

00:20:36.280 what is her name

00:20:37.480 Mike's

00:20:38.060 what is your relationship

00:20:39.420 with this girl

00:20:39.920 alright so

00:20:40.540 do you have it

00:20:42.320 or do you want me

00:20:42.660 to send it to you

00:20:43.200 I mean here's the

00:20:44.020 other thing too

00:20:44.600 you can get

00:20:46.740 you can get boobies 0.89

00:20:47.880 nowadays as well 1.00

00:20:48.680 you don't have to

00:20:49.620 hit the gym

00:20:50.020 that's what I'm saying

00:20:50.820 it's sort of cheating

00:20:51.940 it's sort of cheating

00:20:53.000 I agree

00:20:53.320 I mean look 1.00

00:20:54.520 if you have a boob job 1.00

00:20:56.020 I'm not gonna deny you 0.88

00:20:57.080 but also like

00:20:57.820 I hear for that

00:20:59.740 I hear for that

00:21:00.440 I think we respect

00:21:01.440 working with what you got

00:21:02.760 this girl this girl does mike showed me this girl one day i said no that's not real that's

00:21:07.560 impossible so so i'm in i'm in connecticut go away are you kidding me this no that's gotta

00:21:14.940 be photoshopped no it's not it's not so so go back up to the top of her profile now so i give 0.97

00:21:20.100 a quick explanation the reason why this happened was what oh we got an email tab opening fucking 0.66

00:21:25.920 again it's all good it's all good andre's blurred it in the edit thanks okay um as you notice it

00:21:31.120 says 21 ct and that stands for connecticut okay and so i was in connecticut recently and i get

00:21:35.760 this d this hey dm h-e-y and i look and i see 1.1 million followers so now all of a sudden i care 0.98

00:21:41.460 fuck i suck dude no because it's true do you voice what you really do with clout are dming 0.99

00:21:50.400 mike now okay so so anyway so i see this and i go all right well let me go check out her profile 1.00

00:21:55.160 and I do a quick scroll down and I say

00:21:56.700 what in the name of Iwo 0.93

00:21:59.220 fucking Jima is going 1.00

00:22:01.420 on in this girl's behind 1.00

00:22:02.660 and I said on the last night shift 1.00

00:22:05.300 she has two Toyota Camry 1.00

00:22:07.560 airbags 1.00

00:22:08.580 pumped into her butt dude 0.99

00:22:10.840 this doesn't make any sense bro 0.99

00:22:12.500 look at that thing Dylan you're the producer 0.98

00:22:14.740 what the fuck do you think about this 0.99

00:22:16.560 injections of what 1.00

00:22:19.500 Tyrannosaurus Rex eggs 0.98

00:22:20.940 what the fuck is going on 1.00

00:22:22.580 she's turned her ass into a Velociraptor 1.00

00:22:25.140 this is crazy i've never seen anything like this okay so zoom go back to that last one 0.99

00:22:32.000 can you just zoom in on that it's because usually you can see if it's altered and

00:22:36.340 we know it's altered we know it is bro look at that thing it looks like an egg it looks like

00:22:41.380 someone put an egg that's not real look at the little booty crack down there see how fake that

00:22:45.980 is no bro here's the question oh that act that one actually looks shopped yeah no that's for 1.00

00:22:51.240 So a couple quick things on her. 1.00

00:22:53.300 So she lives in CT. She hit me up this past week

00:22:55.380 and was like, I'm in LA.

00:22:56.580 Hey, I love sunflowers.

00:23:00.740 How do you come up with this?

00:23:01.640 I don't know.

00:23:03.280 But supposedly she got her break

00:23:05.700 because she was walking down the street in Adam 22.

00:23:08.280 This was like a year or so ago.

00:23:09.820 I guess she told me, saw her on the street 1.00

00:23:11.980 and put her ass on his Instagram store 1.00

00:23:13.980 or some shit like that. 1.00

00:23:15.320 But she hit me up this week and was like, I'm in LA 0.98

00:23:17.440 in the studio.

00:23:21.240 And I was like, are you a rapper?

00:23:24.100 I don't know, but something about what's happening in this world right now is- 1.00

00:23:28.360 Or does that ass attract you into a studio via the ass? 1.00

00:23:31.060 Yeah, 100%. 1.00

00:23:31.920 Bro, think about the amount of professional athletes that are in that DM.

00:23:37.460 Thousands.

00:23:38.020 Hundreds of thousands.

00:23:39.480 Every single D1 collegiate professional athlete-

00:23:44.820 They're in there. 1.00

00:23:45.800 Athletes love butts.

00:23:47.260 Antonio Brown DM'd Daisy.

00:23:48.960 He did?

00:23:49.540 Really?

00:23:49.840 Daisy sent me the screenshot

00:23:51.240 is that

00:23:54.080 late breaking is that real I just have real news

00:23:56.100 can I say this

00:23:56.840 I think he's holding out a sign

00:23:58.980 manager Jeff is here 1.00

00:24:02.020 with some okay fuck 1.00

00:24:03.460 Antonio Brown 0.99

00:24:05.560 potential fight opponent as you guys know

00:24:08.200 he's been

00:24:10.100 in the news today actually

00:24:12.160 because what happened here I have the

00:24:14.040 TMZ article yeah I just saw this 0.99

00:24:15.840 Antonio Brown throws bag of dicks at baby mama 0.99

00:24:17.840 that's the headline 0.99

00:24:20.060 police showdown

00:24:20.940 so what happened

00:24:22.080 his baby mama 0.77

00:24:22.860 went to his house

00:24:23.880 and like tried to take his car

00:24:24.900 but it's his car

00:24:26.020 and so he called the police on her

00:24:27.600 and then he started

00:24:28.520 freaking out on the police

00:24:29.420 so I don't really know

00:24:30.500 what's all happening here

00:24:31.780 but this is interesting 0.98

00:24:33.280 he threw this bag of gummy dicks 0.98

00:24:34.820 which he actually 0.98

00:24:35.780 he actually 0.98

00:24:36.300 he threw the bag of gummy dicks 0.98

00:24:38.540 at the cops 0.98

00:24:39.080 did he hit him?

00:24:40.020 did he hit him with it?

00:24:40.980 oh

00:24:41.220 that's risky

00:24:42.640 first off

00:24:43.060 why do you have that?

00:24:44.020 you know what I'm saying?

00:24:44.660 like is it a flex

00:24:45.580 to throw it or

00:24:46.460 like why? 0.99

00:24:47.840 why does he have a bag of dicks 0.99

00:24:49.800 it's hilarious 0.99

00:24:50.380 I mean it's great

00:24:52.400 I will say

00:24:53.220 I will say

00:24:53.800 do you know he

00:24:54.340 do you know he took a picture 0.99

00:24:55.620 of the bag of dicks 0.99

00:24:56.680 and tagged me on Instagram 0.99

00:24:58.360 that was the first time

00:24:59.040 this was like

00:24:59.660 this was like four days ago 0.99

00:25:00.580 he's been sitting on this bag of dicks 0.99

00:25:01.880 so he went and got the bag of dicks 0.99

00:25:03.860 I think to make a joke 0.99

00:25:05.120 at that 1.00

00:25:05.460 at the fake dick sucking video 1.00

00:25:07.160 I think that 1.00

00:25:08.120 he was like

00:25:08.540 it was supposed to be a bird

00:25:09.540 I don't really get it

00:25:11.040 but now I see why

00:25:12.360 assaulted police 0.99

00:25:12.900 with a bag of dicks 0.99

00:25:13.660 this guy's a 1.00

00:25:14.380 can we all agree 1.00

00:25:15.340 this guy's a fucking train wreck 1.00

00:25:16.500 I mean 1.00

00:25:17.020 His life is a train wreck.

00:25:19.280 Yeah, I just got off the phone with his team, too,

00:25:21.180 and they're like, there's a lot going.

00:25:22.840 If you Google him, there's a lot of lawsuits.

00:25:25.680 Lawsuits?

00:25:26.460 All right, but check it out.

00:25:27.440 Come on, puto. 0.99

00:25:28.460 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:25:29.660 Fucking police can't help me out. 1.00

00:25:30.780 You fucking bitch has law. 1.00

00:25:32.300 Get the fuck out of here, you fucking pussies. 1.00

00:25:34.340 You fucking bitch. 1.00

00:25:35.520 He ain't happy. 1.00

00:25:35.980 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:25:38.140 Get the fuck out of my property, you pussy. 1.00

00:25:39.000 In front of his child, bro. 1.00

00:25:41.420 And I'm confused because he called the police.

00:25:44.540 Yes, correct?

00:25:46.160 Most likely.

00:25:47.020 let me let me do some research what'd you say 6400 was watching live 6400 watching live it's not it's

00:25:55.100 not great but a lot of people saw after the fact and also i although i although being live on

00:26:00.300 instagram handling like an adult professional matter probably isn't ideal who knows dude like

00:26:04.280 yeah maybe just handle that one in person or or maybe document it who knows why do you sound like 0.75

00:26:10.360 you have a small balloon and i know i'm so fucking can someone get a tissue or an immunologist or 0.94

00:26:15.760 so fucking sick i'm going to the immunologist at three because what is an immunologist 0.99

00:26:20.800 most people have noticed that i'm sick more than i'm not sick did you i was actually reading the 0.99

00:26:27.040 other day out of the year it very well could be your colon you might need to get a get a get a

00:26:32.220 flood what is it colonic have you ever gotten a colonic that's where you get a tube shoved in 1.00

00:26:37.940 your ass and water just straight up in there i gotta get a tube in my butt yeah you gotta do it 0.99

00:26:42.920 dude. You got to do it. 1.00

00:26:44.920 I did a 0.98

00:26:46.360 hood colonic one time. They use a garden hose. 1.00

00:26:49.340 They just stick a garden hose up your ass 1.00

00:26:50.860 and put it on full blast, bro. It comes out 1.00

00:26:52.840 your mouth. They do that.

00:26:56.240 I think that's

00:26:56.940 it, dude. You just got to get a tube in your ass. 1.00

00:26:59.400 So the reason why I like this, 1.00

00:27:01.000 Jeff, by the way, and anyone else who's listening

00:27:02.960 including both Logan and Spencer in the audience

00:27:04.820 is that

00:27:05.900 this is the first time I think that Logan

00:27:09.020 has fought someone that

00:27:10.740 maybe more people want to see

00:27:12.480 the other person get knocked out than Logan.

00:27:14.900 Do you know how good it's going to

00:27:16.840 feel for me to be on the side

00:27:18.780 that people want to win? This will be the

00:27:20.720 first time since I joined this internet world. 0.99

00:27:22.560 The first fucking time, dude. 0.99

00:27:24.360 It'd be crazy. For the first time, I wouldn't be the villain. 0.99

00:27:27.060 KSI sort of was the villain the first fight 1.00

00:27:28.540 because he was just such a fucking fuck. 1.00

00:27:31.600 But he would be 1.00

00:27:33.180 the bad guy here.

00:27:35.200 Here's why we bring this up.

00:27:37.060 This happened this morning.

00:27:38.760 And also, for a fact, I know...

00:27:40.740 The actual offer was sent to Antonio Brown this morning as well.

00:27:46.780 Official offer for the fight.

00:27:48.120 Same with me.

00:27:49.980 Jeff just held up a sign that said,

00:27:51.960 Antonio Brown received the offer and refused it

00:27:54.520 because it was too low. 1.00

00:27:56.580 You little bitch. 1.00

00:27:58.700 It's very clear. 1.00

00:28:00.180 You need this fight. 1.00

00:28:02.140 Stop being stingy and take the fucking deal. 1.00

00:28:04.740 Let's put on a show. 1.00

00:28:06.180 How much money, how much money,

00:28:07.960 how much bargaining power do you really have?

00:28:09.760 I will say this with 100% absolute certainty.

00:28:13.040 If Antonio Brown does not take this fight,

00:28:15.400 I will find someone else

00:28:16.560 and just as much people will watch it.

00:28:19.320 We don't need you, Antonio Brown,

00:28:21.320 but this is what the world wants

00:28:23.140 and I would love to provide that for them.

00:28:25.140 Don't be stingy.

00:28:26.920 Please make this happen for your sake. 1.00

00:28:31.320 That was like a fucking... 0.99

00:28:33.160 That was like a, what's it called? 1.00

00:28:34.180 Like a manifesto.

00:28:35.120 That was like a sermon.

00:28:36.060 I felt like, is this Sunday?

00:28:37.520 That was incredible.

00:28:38.560 I was tantalized

00:28:41.440 I mean he needs it clearly though

00:28:44.080 He needs the bag

00:28:44.780 Like from this video

00:28:45.760 This is not looking good for him

00:28:47.400 This is one of many problems

00:28:48.320 Jeff's saying there's lawsuits

00:28:49.440 You need a bag

00:28:51.160 Jeffrey

00:28:51.640 You follow the NFL

00:28:53.420 Maybe you do too a little bit

00:28:54.920 What are the chances

00:28:55.760 Realistically

00:28:56.460 Give me a percentage

00:28:57.140 That he goes back to the NFL

00:28:58.540 In the next year

00:28:59.920 It's actually

00:29:02.620 I mean dude

00:29:05.840 There's been some

00:29:06.460 There's been some questionable characters

00:29:07.880 that have gotten back into the NFL.

00:29:09.900 I think he'd be able to.

00:29:11.920 I mean, who was he training with?

00:29:13.280 The Saints?

00:29:13.980 Was it the Saints?

00:29:15.020 He went there for like a day.

00:29:18.020 I mean, look, his talent is undeniable.

00:29:20.480 Undeniable, for sure. 1.00

00:29:21.960 He's good as fuck. 1.00

00:29:22.800 His head case in a team system 1.00

00:29:24.820 where we know teams need to build up to win,

00:29:29.260 you can't have that.

00:29:30.320 He's like the Deshaun Jackson of the situation.

00:29:32.760 I'm also just wondering,

00:29:33.240 his name

00:29:36.420 has been tarnished

00:29:38.540 and his brand is tarnished

00:29:40.520 he's done things

00:29:41.240 that you can't just ignore

00:29:43.600 if he decides tomorrow 1.00

00:29:44.800 wow I was an idiot I'm going to go back to being a normal person 1.00

00:29:47.720 and try out for a team 0.99

00:29:49.360 and they let him on the team

00:29:50.100 a lot of times they don't do that though until they're actually like broke

00:29:53.300 until they're

00:29:54.360 maybe

00:29:55.400 he's an athlete

00:29:58.860 he can learn boxing so quickly 0.98

00:30:00.620 just make it fucking happen 0.99

00:30:02.500 make it happen stop throwing gummy dicks at cops dude there's a better future for you out there my 1.00

00:30:07.880 guy although balls literally to throw a bag of anything at the at the police yeah that that's 0.98

00:30:14.460 i mean yeesh this is really heating up it's getting it's getting interesting i hadn't heard

00:30:21.380 about antonio brown since his name came out of my mouth in in our podcast and now all of a sudden

00:30:26.020 he's making a little splash

00:30:28.300 so what's next though?

00:30:29.960 the offer's too low apparently

00:30:32.620 do you know Jeff? I'm assuming

00:30:34.100 they'll do some sort of negotiation

00:30:36.240 or they'll just be like full stop next opponent

00:30:38.860 which by the way

00:30:40.220 full stop I'm sure will find an opponent 0.99

00:30:42.580 oh shit 1.00

00:30:45.320 oh lord 1.00

00:30:46.600 immunologist is going to tell me

00:30:48.380 if I have any predisposed

00:30:50.680 conditions that make me 0.99

00:30:52.760 incredibly sick this is fucking 1.00

00:30:54.680 ridiculous how many times is it this year already two i haven't not been sick what the fuck he's 1.00

00:31:00.120 always had this podcast actually we were supposed to have a guest uh bob menory uh fucking ripper 0.99

00:31:06.140 magoos but he's sick you want to know why he's sick you want to know why bob menory's sick right 0.94

00:31:10.980 now i was at hide the other night for father kel's birthday party yep and on and all and 0.99

00:31:17.920 and everybody's there fucking everybody shaleezy like that whole crew like all these fucking 0.99

00:31:23.040 tiktokers are there and shit it's a real who's who of the fucking social world and all of a sudden 0.99

00:31:27.900 i hear the dj go shut up bob menry in the building yes and by the way like that's the one thing you 1.00

00:31:33.760 just never expect to hear at the fucking club shut up bob memory in the building ripper magoose 0.97

00:31:39.160 and i look around i'm like is this fucking real life and so he dms me yesterday and he's like 0.99

00:31:44.340 yeah man had to get out of there or whatever i think he probably left and ate some badass bro 0.94

00:31:49.640 Because Bob Mennery seems like 0.99

00:31:51.340 He seems like an ass eater for sure 1.00

00:31:52.980 He probably would eat a questionable ass bro 1.00

00:31:55.100 He's zapped out of his fucking mind 1.00

00:31:57.340 He's been doing Ripper Magoos all night 1.00

00:31:58.920 And now he's got the plague of the ass eater 0.99

00:32:02.200 But with some real talent 1.00

00:32:04.700 With some real tings

00:32:05.700 Did you see his Instagram story or something?

00:32:07.340 My man runs around with some tings

00:32:08.540 How old is Bob first off?

00:32:11.080 Mid 30s I'm sure

00:32:12.220 I would say early 30s

00:32:13.540 By the way look up his net worth while you're on Google

00:32:15.520 No there's no way

00:32:16.080 Bob Mennery age

00:32:16.920 It doesn't pop up immediately

00:32:18.940 guys please help

00:32:21.580 just go click the link where it says age

00:32:23.840 no I

00:32:24.800 read

00:32:27.760 net worth is always

00:32:29.880 right on Google by the way it says mine

00:32:31.560 I think it's like $1500

00:32:33.260 and you're exactly right

00:32:34.700 but it also says three pending overdraft charges

00:32:37.780 does it really

00:32:38.460 Forbes, IMDB, and various online resources

00:32:41.520 famous Instagram star Bob Menner's net worth

00:32:43.840 is $86 million

00:32:45.620 at the age of

00:32:47.540 32 years old. Let's go, Bob.

00:32:50.100 Where do they get these numbers?

00:32:51.720 They just make up any number. 1.00

00:32:53.440 Olivia O'Brien's worth like $220 million. 1.00

00:32:55.720 She's worth like a quarter B or something.

00:32:57.740 You're lying.

00:32:59.220 It says $300,000.

00:33:01.760 Yeah, but she's performing at Coachella. 0.54

00:33:03.920 That's cool. Shout out Olivia O'Brien. 1.00

00:33:05.940 I'll be there. Olivia, I'll be there.

00:33:08.220 Front row, I'm going to hold the sign.

00:33:10.360 So Mentor, he got zapped.

00:33:11.820 He was supposed to be here today. 0.99

00:33:13.280 And he did too many ripper magoos and he's fucked up now. 0.99

00:33:15.700 oh but so anyways you said he pulls hot chicks do you know so listen do you know his do you know 0.99

00:33:20.720 the backstory with him he wasn't he dating a hot golf girl one of the do you know this he was

00:33:26.520 dating like one of the hottest like what was her name women's pj golfers and they had a they had a

00:33:32.120 big falling out and he had like a uh social media breakdown for like a while like he was posting 0.97

00:33:39.340 these crazy posts that were like oh yeah she cute uh is it is it uh what the fuck why is there a 0.85

00:33:45.820 watermark on the google image please stop point is she's cute also is it weird that we're talking 0.87

00:33:50.420 about like he should be on this podcast no we're gonna wait for him of course but bob we're so 0.72

00:33:54.500 some proper hype you know he is he is people love this fucking dude yeah his voice is incredible 0.64

00:34:00.320 he's got questions but so we'll save it uh i think you need we're really all over the place 0.97

00:34:06.160 I think people have come to expect it from us. 0.99

00:34:08.140 Dylan, do you have our fucking impulsive meter? 0.99

00:34:10.420 Are we off the charts? 1.00

00:34:11.340 I think it's actually going pretty good.

00:34:12.980 Really? 0.67

00:34:13.520 You also look like you did too many River Magoots.

00:34:16.320 Your hair's standing up. 1.00

00:34:17.580 You look like you.

00:34:18.120 Did you party?

00:34:19.500 What'd you say?

00:34:19.940 You did too much cocaine, drank too much alcohol?

00:34:22.140 I heard that.

00:34:23.320 Don't you joke.

00:34:24.300 Hey, hey, hey.

00:34:24.980 One thing I'm not, I don't know. 0.99

00:34:26.540 For me, dude, I end down with shit going up my nose directly to my brain. 0.99

00:34:32.140 I don't know, bro. 0.99

00:34:33.640 That just seems like a.

00:34:34.380 It's not the sauce. 0.99

00:34:34.940 that's what like bro i'm so yo i'm down to do dumb shit that's a little too dumb wait so my 0.99

00:34:39.560 book my book is gonna blow your fucking top off yeah i read the first like page and there was 0.99

00:34:44.440 blood and it's disgusting razor blades involved i'm jed reading it now because to be honest with 0.99

00:34:48.840 you it's it's literally so gruesome and visceral that i don't even know if it go i don't even know

00:34:54.340 if it can go out like i've like in its current form i mean there's nothing there's nothing no

00:34:59.620 bad thing that i've done in my life no horrific situation that i've been in that is not

00:35:04.860 published i think here's my thing is i think it needs to go out so the people who think they have

00:35:09.540 it bad read that and they're like oh wow i live in paradise bro i have no nasal cavity left on my

00:35:14.960 left side what what was the worst thing you put up your nose that's a good question well one of them 0.96

00:35:19.520 was a razor blade when i would sit there and fucking scrape at the scabs in my nose for 20 0.95

00:35:24.180 hours at a time because i was so coked out ah this book literally i used to cut i cut i cut 0.99

00:35:30.940 pieces of tendon out of my nose i had rubbery cartilage in my fucking hands and i got yelled 0.99

00:35:36.200 at by the connect because i kept getting blood on the walls in the bathroom like big it's disgusting 0.97

00:35:40.940 but honestly it's i did it i wrote it like that for a reason because i want people to understand 0.86

00:35:45.560 how fucking nasty it is out there uh something along the dude's trying to bash down the door 0.97

00:35:51.720 because i'm in the bathroom getting blood all over the fucking walls yeah this dominican connect bro 0.99

00:35:56.960 And this is just 10 years? 0.97

00:35:59.340 Do you think people will think differently of you when you release the book?

00:36:03.400 Or do you think the respect level will go up?

00:36:05.340 It's going to go up immensely.

00:36:06.520 I mean, first of all, once you publish a book, you get a boost.

00:36:09.960 Every person you've ever seen on a speaking circuit has a published book.

00:36:12.660 You have no invite until you publish.

00:36:14.820 So just that.

00:36:15.440 But I mean, also, like, yo, I think there's a lot to be said about somebody who is willing to put it all out there.

00:36:21.500 Vulnerability, yeah.

00:36:22.320 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:22.980 I think that's the wave we're living in.

00:36:24.920 You need to be vulnerable.

00:36:25.660 but Jed will have the final call on what goes out

00:36:28.120 because I don't know I mean there's statute of limitation 0.99

00:36:29.800 like I don't fucking know a lot of this shit is gruesome 0.98

00:36:32.240 bro the reason I asked this is I was 0.99

00:36:34.060 kind of leading you somewhere and Jed might cut

00:36:36.100 this if he thinks like I

00:36:37.840 love I love Kevin Hart and

00:36:40.040 you told me to watch his documentary on Netflix it's awesome

00:36:42.220 at least the first episode was great

00:36:44.060 yeah yeah yeah I'm three or four episodes

00:36:46.200 in

00:36:46.480 but to be honest with you I'm surprised Kevin

00:36:50.020 Kevin let this go out

00:36:51.720 he and there's something to be said about 0.78

00:36:54.060 his vulnerability and his willingness to say like i fucked up but i'm i'm right at the part where uh 0.89

00:37:00.480 he's yelling at his trainer on the on the or he he's he's talking talking to his trainer on the 0.90

00:37:05.900 plane he's like he's like do you have a house and he just keeps asking him that and it's just like

00:37:10.280 uh he got you know how me and you getting tiffed sometimes it was like a pretty bad like like

00:37:16.200 pretty like disrespectful as bad as like our bad ones worse oh really we've had some when we get

00:37:23.260 tiffs usually

00:37:24.600 it's not coming from a place of

00:37:26.820 like disrespect

00:37:28.260 like with intent to like

00:37:31.280 really like damage you up here

00:37:33.400 you feel like he was like trying to

00:37:35.220 I guess I'm just

00:37:36.180 I guess I'm just asking cause like

00:37:38.620 props to Kevin for being as open and willing

00:37:41.100 to put his life out there and again

00:37:42.820 being able to recognize his mistakes

00:37:45.220 but I'm three

00:37:47.180 episodes in and he's made two

00:37:48.960 massive mistakes

00:37:50.660 which actually makes me feel more human so maybe 0.51

00:37:53.180 that's what he wants because now i'm like you know i fuck up a lot and i'm a kid that's what

00:37:57.820 vulnerability pass i'm gonna tell you right now i i genuinely feel like my youth gives me 0.64

00:38:02.980 like in my mind i'm a lot like this is my time to fuck up it was just so it was so interesting

00:38:08.680 because i'm watching i'm just like i'm like kevin's a friend i'm like kevin shouldn't have 0.90

00:38:14.340 said that good i think you probably get to a certain point though where like you're holding

00:38:19.980 on to it internally and it's to for him to get it out and to express it so other people can see

00:38:26.240 what's really happening like you can have that imposter syndrome if you don't put what's really

00:38:31.220 going on the cathartic ness the cathartic nature of writing and telling all is unparalleled i i

00:38:39.360 the my the final chapter of this book will have a will be a chapter on basically my tips to the

00:38:45.840 person struggling and one of those tips is to find an outlet to let it out sitting with your

00:38:52.680 problems sitting with your toxic regrets and your mistakes and just letting them boil in your mind

00:38:59.640 is one of the most destructive things you could do to yourself yeah talking secrets away talking

00:39:05.040 away things that you've done wrong the mistakes you've made is horrible like whether it's a 0.99

00:39:09.900 therapist whether it's a best friend whether it's your mom getting that shit out i remember when i 0.95

00:39:15.760 first started going to therapy and i don't go as much as i'd like to anymore because i'm so busy 0.98

00:39:19.280 i remember every time i would walk into the i would walk in feeling like i weighed 10 000 pounds

00:39:24.840 i would walk out feeling like i was alive yeah well i mean it's the culture we live in like we

00:39:29.780 have superhero movies that just teach us like oh everything's okay good guy always wins like

00:39:34.760 you'll always overcome everything like the narrative that we're being fed through our 0.97

00:39:39.340 entire lives is not you know deal with your shit be vulnerable i think get it out i think superhero 0.99

00:39:43.680 movies are getting better at that oh yeah much better actually yeah yeah um now i think i heard 0.89

00:39:48.540 stan lee actually say this uh before he passed obviously he said he said he wanted to make his

00:39:53.100 his uh his superhero human i think it was spider-man the first kid who was like kind of 0.97

00:39:57.560 clunky he wasn't really a superhero just a fucking kid like a vulnerable little like high school kid 0.98

00:40:00.880 awkward like yes my question to you is sir don't you think although yes cathartic don't you think 1.00

00:40:08.640 there's some shit in your life my life one's life that is so dark you need to permanently 0.99

00:40:13.520 bury that shit and no one can know about it 1.00

00:40:15.540 forever. Toss it. 1.00

00:40:17.780 There's some things that

00:40:19.260 will not make this book.

00:40:21.280 And so hearing me say

00:40:23.620 that now, when you know that

00:40:25.480 when you read what did make it,

00:40:28.260 knowing that there are some things that

00:40:29.640 won't make this book is

00:40:31.480 disgusting. There's some things in my

00:40:33.420 life that I just, they're in my

00:40:35.580 brain and they will never get out.

00:40:37.260 I think as long as

00:40:39.820 you remain humble

00:40:40.920 with the burying of that,

00:40:43.520 i think you can get by and you you have to ask why am i burying it or what is there value in me

00:40:50.620 sharing it i i i pride myself ourself on and being as open as we are i think that's what

00:40:58.820 why people are drawn to this show even in the vlogs in my old vlog i was really open people

00:41:03.120 just liked how much of my life i was willing to show like i knew in many ways i exploit my life

00:41:06.840 and we talked about evan in the last episode he texted us he's like hey man can you guys just

00:41:11.200 check check in with me before you talk like i'm not as open as you got and and we were like yeah

00:41:15.180 honestly yeah we fucked up we apologize i just think like going back to the kevin thing really 0.90

00:41:20.260 quick that incident he had with his boy his trainer who's his fucking boy wasn't public 0.98

00:41:26.440 he didn't need to show that that could have been buried that easily could have been buried 0.96

00:41:31.480 and my uh opinion or like thoughts about kevin would have just probably been the same

00:41:38.220 but seeing it like

00:41:40.080 did make me

00:41:41.620 I don't know

00:41:44.620 I don't know I was torn

00:41:46.000 because I love the ability of a storyteller

00:41:48.260 and an entertainer to put

00:41:50.180 that above his

00:41:51.180 personal life and Kevin did like he's

00:41:54.060 he's showing a lot dude

00:41:55.620 I respect it at the end of the day

00:41:57.880 everything as we learned in

00:42:00.240 Virginia and we knew

00:42:02.080 from Simon Sinek's TED talk

00:42:04.120 everything you need you do in

00:42:06.240 life should be rooted in why

00:42:07.600 everything you do in life should be rooted in a purpose and so asking the question is is should 0.97

00:42:14.960 some shit be hidden away and tucked away for no one to see it depends on why you're telling 0.89

00:42:20.340 those dark secrets everything that i tell in this book or i talk about on this show is rooted in the 0.98

00:42:27.400 why of helping someone else who's going through a tough time and so when so when kevin does it

00:42:33.000 and it's not rooted in the why and he's just doing it to entertain that maybe he could have

00:42:37.220 tucked it away when i talk about something that pains me to talk about that makes me feel hurt

00:42:43.120 to even say it i'm doing it because i want someone out there to say yo this person had the courage

00:42:49.820 to say this on on a show or in his book to help my life be better everything i do everything i

00:42:56.780 talk about in that book is rooted in the struggling person the addict the mental health sufferer

00:43:01.920 the person who came home from war without us. Everything is built to make people understand

00:43:08.120 that they can overcome a struggle. Every single part of it. And so however dark I can paint that

00:43:14.420 picture so people understand that their obstacle is not that high or is not too high for them to

00:43:19.620 overcome. And by the way, I don't want my story to ever appear to be anywhere close to the suffering

00:43:26.320 or struggles of others. There are people out there with pancreatic cancer without insurance.

00:43:30.520 there are people in Kenya who have no food like but I want to do my best to paint a picture that 0.53

00:43:35.940 you can overcome the fucking struggle that you're going through and so all of my stories are rooted 0.95

00:43:39.880 in that truth and so there's I'm not holding shit back I'm maybe a couple things that are just so 0.99

00:43:45.220 painful to me that I can't talk about but for the most part I want people to read it and be like yo

00:43:48.720 what I'm going through today I could probably get past so I mess with that went to the Pasadena

00:43:56.120 flea market yes all that got the oh my god i i saw one of the purchases before we jumped on the

00:44:01.560 show man i'm i'm disappointed really i'm disappointed with the budget have you put forth

00:44:06.620 on that have you seen it in action i haven't okay oh shut your trap yeah ladies and gentlemen

00:44:11.620 daddy can you bring this all right went to the pasadena flea market this better be good it's

00:44:15.580 once a month it's the second sunday of every month i was walking past this thing now we all know we

00:44:20.460 We've all seen these.

00:44:23.900 Oh, boy.

00:44:24.840 This is...

00:44:25.600 Wow, that's hefty.

00:44:27.360 Heavy.

00:44:27.800 Here, let me just move your gold phone.

00:44:30.220 Is that how it sounds when it plays the record? 1.00

00:44:32.120 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:44:33.680 All right, so this is called a phonograph. 1.00

00:44:39.360 And, Spence, guess how much it was.

00:44:41.060 Oh, you know how much it was, right?

00:44:42.840 Phonograph, right?

00:44:43.740 Yeah.

00:44:44.400 We've all seen these.

00:44:45.600 Phonograph?

00:44:46.800 First off, how much does it look like it should cost?

00:44:48.960 I'm going to say $400.

00:44:51.840 How much did you say, Dylan?

00:44:53.140 $25?

00:44:53.960 $25, yeah.

00:44:54.780 It's about right. 1.00

00:44:56.820 Oh, antique my ass. 0.99

00:44:58.300 It's heavy, too. 1.00

00:44:59.840 This is from 1905.

00:45:02.280 It's a phonograph.

00:45:03.520 This is from 1905?

00:45:04.480 From 1905, and I paid $2,700 for it.

00:45:07.880 It was $3,000, but Milton, my boxing coach, negotiated a good price for me.

00:45:11.620 Wow, what a deal.

00:45:12.680 Wait, make sure you prepare the people for what's about to happen.

00:45:13.900 Oh, you have to wind it up?

00:45:15.360 You have to wind it up under QC.

00:45:17.620 You wind it up?

00:45:18.260 So you pay $2,700 and you still have to do things with it.

00:45:20.280 Oh, you said the price?

00:45:21.560 Yep.

00:45:22.080 And then you just listen.

00:45:33.200 The good thing is this song is probably so old that we can't get copyrighted.

00:45:36.500 Okay.

00:45:37.220 Public domain.

00:45:48.260 that you can pray

00:45:50.680 that they need

00:45:52.360 away from you

00:45:54.180 no one can tell

00:45:55.440 I'll tell you

00:45:55.960 wait, wait, wait

00:45:58.520 listen to this

00:45:58.920 no, no, no

00:46:00.280 listen

00:46:00.500 away from you

00:46:01.780 no one can tell

00:46:03.020 that's a little creepy

00:46:05.240 real life record scratch

00:46:06.180 who is that?

00:46:06.680 who is that?

00:46:07.320 I don't know

00:46:07.940 have you thought about

00:46:08.560 signing him to redemption?

00:46:09.860 let me see

00:46:10.620 let me see

00:46:11.080 oh, well, the sad thing is

00:46:12.180 he's dead

00:46:12.600 Tootsie, bro

00:46:14.140 Tootsie, bro?

00:46:15.720 is that

00:46:15.960 that's the name of the song?

00:46:16.820 I don't know, but

00:46:17.340 look, this thing

00:46:18.100 was great we bought a bunch of cool stuff there and like i'm happy with this purchase i bought it

00:46:22.260 for the ranch okay i aspire to get to that point where like we talked about the merch sales earlier 0.92

00:46:28.080 in the like like bro i aspire to get to a point where i'm just i see a fucking horn a wooden horn 0.95

00:46:34.420 and some hot chicks like logan this would be perfect for our bedroom at the ranch and he's 0.99

00:46:40.700 just like how much is it and they're like three grand he's like fuck it danny fucking pay them 1.00

00:46:45.500 And then Danny just whips out a fucking bundle of hundreds, showers the old antiques man with it. 0.99

00:46:50.900 Danny was like, wow, I would have sold that for $400. 0.99

00:46:54.080 Yeah.

00:46:54.720 I bought a cattle skull with big horns.

00:46:58.500 It was a bull.

00:46:59.240 The point is, I really do feel like I'm maturing, guys.

00:47:02.580 I like it.

00:47:03.340 I love to hear it.

00:47:03.860 My interests are changing.

00:47:05.000 Speaking of which, can we go back to the Russell Brand conversation? 0.99

00:47:07.920 Love Russell fucking brand. 0.99

00:47:10.180 So what happened here? 0.99

00:47:11.140 Andre set it up.

00:47:12.460 He's the vegan god.

00:47:13.480 Andre the vegan god.

00:47:14.720 this girl smiley kylie uh andre was like andre was like hey would you uh would you

00:47:21.620 want to sit down and talk with russell brand and i'm a person who doesn't really watch

00:47:27.920 podcasts or like long-form content or really any like super motivational anything um but i watch

00:47:36.520 russell brand and i've i've watched a lot of him on joe rogan i i'm obsessed with his i i told him

00:47:42.460 our ability to articulate complex ideas he's super eloquent he really does have a way with

00:47:48.500 words i'm just going to play this clip here this is a small clip that we were talking about after

00:47:52.620 the podcast because we talked a lot after what am i supposed to be doing what is my purpose what is

00:47:57.160 my purpose you don't need to rush nothing yeah 24 years old all the success and why not become the

00:48:01.760 biggest entertainer in the world why not do that do that try that live that but then live with the

00:48:06.580 question of what is it i really want what is it so in many ways i told her i was like i don't

00:48:12.480 really have a mentor like honestly the closest thing to a mentor i have is mike um so who like

00:48:18.300 big brothers me but i don't have a person i really have anyone who i can like go to if i need like

00:48:23.620 really internal uh growth or yeah deep deep yeah like i and i said this on his podcast because like

00:48:33.160 i outgrew the point where i can rely on my parents for that stuff mom and dad i'm sorry i love you 0.55

00:48:38.020 it's just like given the circumstances of my life this weird fucking world that i'm living in it's

00:48:41.940 like it's hard it's hard and russell's done a lot of shit and so i really enjoyed my time within 0.70

00:48:46.040 that podcast is coming out soon on his channel i believe um but what really intrigues you from 0.65

00:48:51.960 like a lifestyle perspective from russell from russell because like obviously he has massive

00:48:57.240 success with the traditional mainstream route but he was he i forgot he was married to katie perry

00:49:02.360 I also forgot to tell him on his podcast

00:49:05.520 That I hated him for a long time

00:49:07.500 Yeah because he was married to Katy Perry

00:49:09.480 I was 13 years old

00:49:11.340 And California girls had just dropped 1.00

00:49:13.120 She's spraying cupcake frosting out of her boobs 1.00

00:49:15.740 I was like this girl is amazing 0.99

00:49:17.020 I love her she's the one for me

00:49:18.940 And I love cupcakes too

00:49:19.740 At 13 I love boobies

00:49:22.420 It's a dangerous combo

00:49:24.340 All of a sudden I see she's getting married to this guy

00:49:27.100 Russell Brad and I forgot to tell him

00:49:28.540 I was so jealous of him for the longest time

00:49:30.660 Still am by the way

00:49:31.480 My favorite line from him in a movie is so aligned with most people's sobriety, not mine,

00:49:39.760 but I like it now because I'm sober again, which has been fun already.

00:49:43.120 We're two weeks now, which is great.

00:49:44.760 You guys look great.

00:49:45.380 I feel great. 0.99

00:49:46.260 I feel fucking great. 0.64

00:49:47.020 But he says in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which is one of my favorite movies, he's at 0.98

00:49:50.860 the dinner in Hawaii and they offer him a drink and he goes, if I have just one sip of alcohol,

00:49:57.920 that's he says if i have just one sip of alcohol you'll find me in the back rimming a waiter just

00:50:04.220 to get me ends on a rock and it's just it's such a classic story of like why addicts aren't supposed

00:50:10.320 to drink and i'm like it's i love him i mean he because he's got a massive addiction story in his

00:50:15.700 past as well right yeah that's that's that's heroin a lot as well uh a lot of his stuff is

00:50:19.780 focused on he he was uh he said four years he was addicted yeah were you able to travel to the

00:50:25.180 metaphysical with him he is he a is he a middle ground or is he at the top level like andre

00:50:30.640 he's middle ground oh he is i'll tell you i'll tell you why because he's he he gets it bro he's

00:50:36.220 does he root it in physical like is he able to root it in like yes but also really listen to what

00:50:41.280 he's saying really i when he was saying it in person remember that was when you started recording

00:50:46.360 the instagram story i was listening i was like i was trying to follow and then he he got done

00:50:50.900 with this like minute and a half uh monologue about the metaphysical and conscious and connecting

00:50:56.960 the two and i the my first response was like okay you said a lot you said a lot and then when i

00:51:02.220 watch it back i understood what he was saying and he's right and he's right i just think he's right

00:51:06.300 and it's it sounds like what do you guys call it like uh foo foo uh yeah like woo woo stuff i mean

00:51:12.440 woo you guys have you you vegans have a name for it it's like la la fugazi no blue said it to me

00:51:19.020 before it's like foo foo fairy stuff yeah people they're floating yeah that's a great song but

00:51:25.020 yeah he roots he roots it just watch watch watch our podcast watch watch his podcast too just like

00:51:30.940 listen to russell he can help you we but we've been doing it without him too i the other night

00:51:35.180 we're two weeks in now and after another three months after your fight of just absolute debauchery

00:51:40.220 just random just craziness we spent our friday night this past weekend uh me logan and mac at

00:51:48.200 Oh, and Evan, too, yeah, at Menchie's, eating frozen yogurt and talking about philosophy.

00:51:53.340 We had a really in-depth discussion on Rene Descartes, who's one of my favorite philosophers.

00:52:00.020 He's responsible for a bunch of different philosophies about not believing what your senses tell you

00:52:07.520 and making decisions for yourself based on reason and based on mathematics.

00:52:12.060 And he's very based in Plato's original philosophies, which is the opposite of Aristotle.

00:52:16.300 and they had this huge argument and i find us on friday night eating frozen yogurt i'm watching

00:52:21.180 instagram stories of people at the club pouring liquor on each other's rolexes and i'm like what 0.68

00:52:25.960 the fuck happened bro like but but i am thankful that we're able to go full board either direction 0.70

00:52:32.000 well you know what i'm saying like why are you a part of it or uh separate from it just like 0.99

00:52:36.940 or how ridiculous how did we get here how did he said that he goes he's like guys look around

00:52:41.900 we're eating frozen yogurt on a Friday night talking about philosophy two

00:52:46.140 months ago on a Friday night would have been absolutely obliterated out of our

00:52:49.700 mind and hide tongue deep in some Rando's fart box.

00:52:52.380 It's a Rando's fart box. 0.80

00:52:53.780 You don't want to be there.

00:52:55.040 It's a,

00:52:55.440 it's,

00:52:55.820 it's interesting.

00:52:56.920 I think it's all about like channeling energy the right way.

00:52:59.060 Like we're,

00:52:59.560 we're,

00:52:59.920 we like,

00:53:00.500 we were extreme,

00:53:01.520 bro.

00:53:02.080 Two weeks in,

00:53:03.300 what a merch shop,

00:53:04.220 you know,

00:53:04.540 got a new episode.

00:53:05.380 Like it's like book,

00:53:06.280 book is one chapter.

00:53:08.040 Vlogging again.

00:53:08.740 Sort of.

00:53:09.040 Say it really quick just to the fans.

00:53:10.400 Hey,

00:53:10.760 oh,

00:53:11.120 good morning,

00:53:11.480 logang what's popping let's go good morning logang what's popping wow please but i don't know if i

00:53:18.880 want to open so so okay no one has been more anti aolo gang what's popping than me no one i'm like

00:53:25.600 bro age up age up age up and he's like you know like well i agree with you blah blah we've had

00:53:30.320 back and forth on it within the past two weeks and remembering that he was the icon of this whole

00:53:37.180 thing that we call youtube because of these staples and everyone has been so he's so known

00:53:42.440 for it i don't i like it again dude like i like it's like hearing something you know that makes

00:53:49.180 you feel comfortable it takes you yeah it takes you back to just the golden hall of fame just the

00:53:54.720 good stuff if we're gonna age up i thought about this uh we have a plan for maverick in mind to

00:54:00.680 to age up and and and make it like a mainstream thing yeah uh but i i thought about having

00:54:06.740 low gang merch again i think it'd be i think it'd be like a i think it'd be a cool like niche thing

00:54:12.380 just for like people to wear sort of as like a uh like a satirical statement yeah i think i think

00:54:20.120 it could be cool i think i don't know i love i love the the current low gang i'm sure they've

00:54:26.300 always been great but are you know those group chats that i jump into that are like so funny

00:54:30.180 Every single one of them today has changed their profile picture on Twitter

00:54:35.640 to me in my birthday hat with my birthday cake and my candles.

00:54:38.380 Go in the group chat.

00:54:39.560 It's 30 people talking at the same time, and they all have my face.

00:54:42.960 They're the most supportive, fun bunch of people.

00:54:45.920 I foresee the Logang being your presidential.

00:54:49.320 That's going to be your squad. 0.83

00:54:51.500 That's going to be the people that vote you into office is the Logang. 0.98

00:54:54.640 So you might as well start plugging now. 0.99

00:54:56.200 That's just my two cents on the situation.

00:54:57.880 Yeah, it's quite possible.

00:54:58.840 I think it's profound.

00:54:59.700 Do you think Bernie Sanders is going to beat Donald Trump?

00:55:03.220 No, I don't think

00:55:03.920 I hate to say it, but

00:55:05.960 I don't believe it's possible

00:55:07.360 Dude, I think Trump's got 0.99

00:55:10.240 America by the balls 0.98

00:55:12.240 And we're talking like, you know, the people 0.98

00:55:14.340 Who are going to get him back in

00:55:15.560 Unfortunately, he's manipulated quite a few people

00:55:18.560 Yeah, quite a few

00:55:19.960 I guess Biden's the only chance

00:55:21.940 But even, like, he's soft

00:55:23.660 That's the thing, how do we get to this point where

00:55:25.580 Why can't we vote for somebody like

00:55:28.000 Logan?

00:55:29.700 Well, I'm not 35.

00:55:30.720 Will Smith.

00:55:31.900 Somebody.

00:55:32.520 So today on Twitter.

00:55:33.420 I want to vote for The Rock. 0.61

00:55:34.760 Today on Twitter, Cardi B threw her kind of metaphorical hat in the ring.

00:55:39.420 She said she, not for presidency.

00:55:42.260 Sorry, sorry.

00:55:43.100 She tweeted that she wants to go back to college so that she could be in the government, but

00:55:48.640 there's no N in government.

00:55:49.720 It's capitalized sometimes.

00:55:51.060 It's like government.

00:55:52.300 Maybe we need to change.

00:55:53.460 Maybe we need to change the word.

00:55:54.340 Yeah, I think it would be great. 0.99

00:55:55.320 And then she also said she's got so much – she deadass has so much ideas for how she's going to change the policies in this country. 0.90

00:56:05.280 That's good.

00:56:05.820 See, I'm bought in.

00:56:08.060 Yeah, me, I'm not.

00:56:08.800 If she has some ideas –

00:56:10.740 I'm sorry.

00:56:11.220 I'm as bought into that as I am to putting a flamethrower to small kittens to save their species.

00:56:16.600 That's aggressive. 1.00

00:56:16.940 Like what the fuck? 0.99

00:56:19.540 Like because here's my question. 0.99

00:56:20.740 When you start to do that, when you start to do Cardi B, we've already done Trump.

00:56:25.820 When you do Cardi B, and then when Logan and Jake run, at what point is there any sanctity left to the office?

00:56:34.080 No, no, no, but hear me out because, all right, is it a joke?

00:56:36.900 Is it a joke?

00:56:37.740 Fine.

00:56:38.040 It is a joke.

00:56:38.600 Who cares, bro?

00:56:39.320 I'm just trying to live a lit-ass life, bro.

00:56:41.440 Yeah, but you are, and that's great.

00:56:42.780 No, everyone is.

00:56:43.900 Yes, but a lit-ass life without nuclear weapons involved.

00:56:47.180 Ah, true.

00:56:47.620 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:56:48.540 Without murking other people.

00:56:49.580 100%.

00:56:50.860 Let's all have fun.

00:56:51.940 Let's all just one love, baby.

00:56:53.320 These are the people, the Senate committees, the House,

00:56:57.360 that say yes or no to extrajudicial, or not extrajudicial,

00:57:01.520 but yes or no to killing on foreign soil.

00:57:04.160 Do you want Cardi B? 0.85

00:57:06.800 Did she say, eat my booty like groceries?

00:57:09.260 Or is that Nikki?

00:57:10.740 Eat my booty like groceries.

00:57:11.980 No, it's none of them.

00:57:14.780 Needless to say, she's pretty close. 0.79

00:57:16.220 Do you want her deciding who lives and who dies on foreign soil? 1.00

00:57:18.880 Please, please

00:57:20.260 I know it's fun to joke around and have fun

00:57:22.060 It's tempting

00:57:23.420 You know what else is tempting?

00:57:25.260 I have no analogy here

00:57:26.840 But it could be something 1.00

00:57:28.100 For some people it's tempting to assault old ladies 1.00

00:57:30.960 This conversation is making my penis go back into my body 1.00

00:57:33.280 Like a turtle head 1.00

00:57:34.520 I don't know dude 1.00

00:57:37.960 Alright, let's cut the shit guys 1.00

00:57:40.580 That's it, we're done 1.00

00:57:41.680 What do we got?

00:57:42.640 We're done with the podcast?

00:57:44.760 Do you think you should have to spell government to be in the government?

00:57:46.880 Yes

00:57:47.200 what you got something else oh oh how do i even say this probably with your mouth probably i'm

00:57:58.200 moving to kawaii where's jeff jeff where's jeff we need do it what'd you say i just said i'm

00:58:10.900 moving to kawaii for what i'm still gonna be here every monday guys i'm still gonna be here

00:58:15.160 every single Monday

00:58:16.240 I'm flying back

00:58:17.180 every week

00:58:18.340 I'm moving by myself

00:58:19.780 to Kauai 1.00

00:58:20.920 bro what the fuck 1.00

00:58:21.880 are you talking about 1.00

00:58:22.540 right now

00:58:22.880 how much acid

00:58:24.760 have you taken

00:58:25.240 in the past

00:58:25.580 a lot

00:58:25.940 I took a whole tab

00:58:27.860 but he's not kidding

00:58:29.700 what 0.99

00:58:30.320 what the fuck 1.00

00:58:31.480 are you talking about 1.00

00:58:32.400 huh

00:58:33.680 yo

00:58:34.220 it's funny you say that

00:58:35.320 because I'm becoming 1.00

00:58:36.360 a fucking race horse 1.00

00:58:37.960 I'm a toilet 1.00

00:58:38.880 like what are you

00:58:40.400 saying right now

00:58:41.220 the word

00:58:41.560 you're saying things 1.00

00:58:42.500 with your fucking 1.00

00:58:43.200 stupid lips 1.00

00:58:44.020 that aren't making sense 1.00

00:58:45.140 you're moving to an island okay by yourself let me let me let me unpack weren't you about to move

00:58:50.940 back in here how did you i was see i i don't want to say a bunch because i have a lot going on with

00:58:56.700 my personal life i do okay this is like a deep moment i do you're moving to kuwait you said

00:59:01.380 yes sorry please no i mean i don't want to make it too too deep because like there's a lot going

00:59:08.380 on behind the scenes like i don't want to i don't want to like reveal all the personal stuff i've

00:59:12.300 been through like the family shit i've gone through over the last couple weeks like

00:59:15.220 it's deep man like it's deep i i went to kawaii um for new year's and when i was out there i met 0.96

00:59:24.180 a group of people that i really really fuck with and i've been in la for five years and like dude

00:59:30.600 this this place is like it's just not motivating motivating me anymore like i feel like spiritually 0.82

00:59:36.900 i need something i need something new to like really dive into and um yeah the opportunity 0.98

00:59:44.820 opened up to to move out there so i'm gonna move out there fuck man yeah i i love you and you know 0.97

00:59:50.400 like i opened up to you personally and i was like shit's going down bro and like it's yeah i mean 0.96

00:59:57.460 it doesn't it doesn't feel like like the end of everything for self it's the beginning for me 0.80

01:00:01.680 For selfish reasons 1.00

01:00:02.880 Fuck that 1.00

01:00:04.620 I know 1.00

01:00:05.220 But for you

01:00:05.760 I love that

01:00:06.460 I actually do love it

01:00:07.680 Even when you first said it

01:00:08.560 I know I was like this

01:00:09.360 But like I really love that

01:00:10.940 Like it hurts to say

01:00:11.820 No but I love

01:00:12.820 I love that

01:00:13.540 I love

01:00:14.260 I love

01:00:15.600 A massive shift

01:00:17.860 In life

01:00:18.660 Change is good

01:00:19.260 I think

01:00:19.500 I think you can only

01:00:20.440 Only spur big things

01:00:21.960 That's crazy Spence

01:00:23.720 Are you joining like a

01:00:24.800 Are you joining the vibe tribe

01:00:26.660 Sorry I'm getting a little emotional

01:00:27.700 Where are you going Spence

01:00:29.100 Today

01:00:30.680 I thought I was shooting at dude

01:00:33.160 He's got a flight 0.99

01:00:34.220 What the fuck is going on right now dude 0.98

01:00:39.440 Is that why there's suitcases in the house 0.99

01:00:41.260 Spencer 0.99

01:00:42.240 Spencer I'm going to fucking cry 0.98

01:00:46.240 You just said you were going to be around 0.98

01:00:50.600 I don't even know why I'm crying

01:00:52.360 Spencer bro 0.99

01:00:56.840 Fucking 0.99

01:00:57.380 If this is your idea of a birthday present, or can I return it? Is there a gift receipt? 0.99

01:01:09.020 What the fuck just happened, man? 0.98

01:01:16.900 Can we play the rice to Tate's having music? 1.00

01:01:25.960 I'm crying.

01:01:27.380 I'm officially crying.

01:01:29.560 Brother, I don't even know why I started crying, bro.

01:01:33.440 In a positive outcome that you see happening this year with the moves coming back here once a week.

01:01:40.440 Let's hear your perfect scenario.

01:01:43.680 Dude.

01:01:45.620 What's up? 0.98

01:01:47.620 We look ridiculous right now.

01:01:49.140 I know, dude.

01:01:49.440 This is weird.

01:01:50.020 We got a phonograph here, man.

01:01:51.980 For how long?

01:01:52.920 The phonograph's showing me off, bro.

01:01:54.980 Do you know how long?

01:01:55.880 um i'm moving out there indefinitely um i'm going out for a week right now and then i'm coming back

01:02:01.100 out here for a month um to like shoot some stuff where's your house i don't have a house yet i'm

01:02:07.080 staying with somebody out there they have a guest house so i'm for me my biggest goals to answer

01:02:12.000 your question are just to like truly root myself spiritually like i don't feel like being in la i

01:02:19.620 haven't been able to like truly ground myself like when i was in la i was or in uh hawaii i was

01:02:26.240 walking barefoot through like all these trails like i was meditating on the beach every day

01:02:31.020 like i was not distracted from social media and i was like holy shit like this is me you know like

01:02:36.960 i felt it and i i don't know i feel like i'm not able to hit that level spiritually that i want to 0.96

01:02:42.620 hit here well you're in the even though i love it i fucking love it you're in the most spiritually 0.57

01:02:46.900 bankrupt city in the world exactly like what you're looking at two polar opposites i mean you 0.98

01:02:51.540 have to be a very headstrong and spiritually driven person to exceed in that arena here in la 0.97

01:02:56.920 we we are bankrupt in this fucking city like sorry i don't mean we this city is bankrupt 0.93

01:03:02.780 there's like amazing stuff happening here it's not and and that's the thing i'm not running 0.98

01:03:06.300 from geographically it's in pockets and i think like i live in in a downtown city area and it's

01:03:12.820 like you know i'm not i'm not surrounded by people that are like diving deep into that path all the

01:03:19.100 time because there's distractions you know there's there's something going on do you know what you're

01:03:23.500 going to use that new uh energy that you'll probably feel to do i really want to like and

01:03:29.820 i've struggled to put out content like you know i see is that what you want to do i do yeah for

01:03:34.800 sure like i have my documentaries like that stuff's still going out i think like personally like i see 0.88

01:03:40.060 you you put your content out there you're you so that's why it's so good that's also easy fuck 0.57

01:03:44.920 with the merch that's why people like support you i think for me like you know i i haven't felt like 0.55

01:03:50.680 myself like you like the in a long time you know the vibe source stuff is close to you yeah that's

01:03:56.000 and is that for sure what you plan to because because by the way that is a massively growing 0.89

01:04:01.000 industry yeah from a from a business standpoint i hate to i hate to fucking dumb it down to business 0.64

01:04:05.100 but the spirituality and wellness industry is a massively quickly growing 0.71

01:04:09.500 industry.

01:04:10.120 So it's a,

01:04:10.420 it's a great,

01:04:12.080 it's a great place for you to be.

01:04:14.100 Yeah.

01:04:14.400 But also I,

01:04:16.080 it's funny.

01:04:16.540 We,

01:04:16.820 we just had this conversation the other,

01:04:18.140 the other day about when I do comedy bits and when I talk about topics that

01:04:23.780 are,

01:04:23.980 I'm not passionate about,

01:04:25.280 I mentally find myself putting a puzzle together.

01:04:28.940 How do I make this funny?

01:04:29.940 How do I act interested when I talk about things like addiction,

01:04:33.620 helping people with mental health problems helping people in general the words come from

01:04:38.740 my soul mac we talked about this it's like i don't even think it just comes right i think you

01:04:44.980 will find exactly what you're looking for through trial and error and the creation of content you

01:04:50.860 will find your niche because you'll you'll find what feels most natural to you and when you find

01:04:55.820 that the audience will say this is natural from him we want more of it and you will have that

01:05:00.120 connection yeah i i wish you wish you nothing you're gonna crush it yeah and i am literally

01:05:06.960 flying here on monday so like i think i'm just releasing something because it's like

01:05:11.540 you know i'm i know i'm still gonna be here it's just that i believe it's a it's a it's a leap you

01:05:18.760 know this is a this is a big next chapter yeah it's a big next chapter kawaii is probably the

01:05:24.340 polar opposite i'd say of los angeles yeah it's the it's the polar opposite this was a big chunk

01:05:28.880 of your life dude huge yeah i mean that's where i met a lot of relationships i met jake here like

01:05:33.480 literally right when i moved here like i knew nobody bro i moved to la and i was just like

01:05:38.300 i cannot do winters anymore i flew into lax i got a i rented an airbnb five minutes out of lax like

01:05:45.440 i literally didn't know the area and i got invited to a shoot with jake that's how i met jake jake

01:05:50.420 introduced me to logan so like dude i'm forever grateful for la la's a freaking would you say

01:05:55.620 and this is what I would judge it as

01:05:58.300 you moved to LA

01:06:00.600 for opportunity

01:06:01.660 and now you're moving to Kauai for purpose

01:06:03.900 yeah

01:06:04.340 it's a beautiful way to put it

01:06:06.640 is that the only reason you're coming back?

01:06:09.820 for impulsive?

01:06:12.860 I'm an optimist

01:06:13.860 but this is a pessimistic statement

01:06:15.180 I wonder how long that'll last 0.99

01:06:16.640 Hawaii is a long fucking flight 0.99

01:06:19.600 to come back every week 0.99

01:06:20.700 and by the way

01:06:22.200 we'll see

01:06:22.640 yeah well if you don't we're gonna know that you're doing something that's at least to you

01:06:30.080 that's more important you know what i'm saying at the end of the day like you got to live this life

01:06:35.280 the way that you believe it should be lived while you're here and you can't be pulled by other

01:06:39.060 people like i i mean i i hate i don't even want to turn around on me but quickly like i've had

01:06:43.140 already had people i've already had it's just representative of it i've already had people

01:06:48.640 that have been trying to like pull me out of the sobriety within the first two weeks you know what 1.00

01:06:51.900 i'm saying like yo fuck that shit why are you doing that to yourself like that's like and 1.00

01:06:55.800 honestly like it's representative of the situation you're in where you just have to tell people yo 1.00

01:07:01.540 this is what i'm doing you know what i'm saying like you're not going to be you're not going to

01:07:05.180 be shaken you're not going to be pulled away from your mission you know what i'm saying so i respect

01:07:09.580 that yeah we'll see i mean like i'm going out there this week i'm sure i'll learn a lot more

01:07:14.560 from that experience

01:07:15.900 we definitely need to talk more about this

01:07:22.100 when the podcast is done 0.99

01:07:23.880 but damn Spencer 0.98

01:07:25.080 normally it's like 0.99

01:07:28.880 yeah I'm moving there next month

01:07:30.760 we're going to end the podcast

01:07:32.860 Spencer's going to the airport

01:07:34.180 podcast is over

01:07:35.120 this is the last show

01:07:37.400 we love you guys

01:07:39.100 thank you for listening to this episode of Impulsive

01:07:40.400 hit that subscribe button

01:07:41.320 Spencer we love you

01:07:42.060 So, yo, guys, wish Spencer well on his new journey.

01:07:45.320 Instagram, Spencer Vibes.

01:07:46.740 Yep.

01:07:47.080 Spencer Vibes.

01:07:47.780 Spencer Vibes. 0.99

01:07:48.440 Fucking love you, bro. 0.98

01:07:49.740 That's crazy, and I'm excited for you. 0.94

01:07:52.340 Love you guys, too.

01:07:52.980 Seriously, seriously.

01:07:54.500 All right, guys, that's it.

01:07:56.260 See you next time.

01:07:57.160 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 14, 2020

E150 THE SADDEST MOMENT IN IMPAULSIVE HISTORY - IMPAULSIVE EP. 150

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