Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E151 RORY KRAMER FOUGHT JUSTIN BIEBER - IMPAULSIVE EP. 151

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00:02:12.680 I have been in the ring twice, both times with Bieber, and he smoked me.

00:02:16.680 Really? You fought Justin Bieber?

00:02:18.600 Yeah, we were on tour, and both times, I was just running my mouth in the studio.

00:02:22.000 I was like, dude, I can take you, and he's like, we're going to the ring right now.

00:02:29.580 What are you trying to do?

00:02:33.140 Yeah, we're rolling.

00:02:33.620 Should we start over? 0.99

00:02:34.240 No, this is fucking great, dude. 0.98

00:02:35.580 This is the kind of stuff that sells magazines. 0.99

00:02:37.620 Just keep rolling. 1.00

00:02:38.540 Introduce the fucking show. 1.00

00:02:39.520 Let's go. 0.99

00:02:39.760 Hey, welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

00:02:42.500 Thank you guys for listening, watching, viewing, and subscribing.

00:02:44.980 If you're not subscribed, hit the button.

00:02:47.060 I would say we're about to hit 2 million subscribers,

00:02:49.180 but if anyone's been actually listening to me...

00:02:51.700 You've been saying that's so long.

00:02:53.920 For literally like months and months and months.

00:02:56.380 Three months.

00:02:57.100 I call it the night shift syndrome.

00:02:58.880 This is what you've experienced on your channel.

00:03:00.640 You're picking up nobody.

00:03:01.380 You tell people to subscribe.

00:03:03.340 Very clear CTAs, call to actions, and the number is stagnant.

00:03:08.360 Let me ask you a question.

00:03:09.080 It's at 1,800,000, 1,830,000. 0.90

00:03:14.500 Would you rather have 22 million semi-engaged hybrid followers, weirdos, 0.88

00:03:20.560 or would you rather have 1.83 million of the most rabid, conversion-hungry, 1.00

00:03:26.220 engaged fans on the fucking planet? 0.99

00:03:28.140 I'm going to go with that. 1.00

00:03:29.100 That's the new wave, by the way.

00:03:30.420 Those TikTok stars.

00:03:31.880 Those TikTok stars, their numbers are huge, but their engagement, their audience that

00:03:37.080 does care, they really care.

00:03:39.340 Are those numbers true?

00:03:40.240 I feel like I saw somebody with like, we talked about this, with like 2.2 billion views on

00:03:43.940 a video the other day.

00:03:44.600 Is that possible that a third of the planet watched their video?

00:03:47.180 I think so. 1.00

00:03:47.880 It happened with the Opung Gangnam style. 1.00

00:03:50.600 Opung! 0.92

00:03:51.280 Which actually concerns me.

00:03:53.240 It concerns me that that much of the planet has seen that video.

00:03:57.360 like don't you think

00:03:57.980 there's more important videos

00:03:59.020 that the planet

00:03:59.720 something from like

00:04:00.680 Karmagawa

00:04:01.320 about the fires in Australia 0.99

00:04:02.540 or some shit 0.99

00:04:03.020 but people want to watch 1.00

00:04:03.840 that strange little 0.98

00:04:05.140 fat Asian man 1.00

00:04:06.040 dance around 0.99

00:04:06.840 he's cool

00:04:08.640 Spencer

00:04:09.960 what are your thoughts

00:04:11.360 on this

00:04:11.800 so I just gotta

00:04:12.860 this is gonna take

00:04:15.520 a little bit of work

00:04:16.120 getting back into the groove

00:04:16.980 without him

00:04:17.480 yeah well we just missed Spencer

00:04:19.000 if you guys saw the last episode

00:04:20.040 which by the way

00:04:20.580 you should have

00:04:20.960 because it was good

00:04:21.500 just like every other episode

00:04:22.640 Spencer moved to Kauai

00:04:25.400 Kauai, Hawaii

00:04:27.120 and he's walking around barefoot there

00:04:30.240 with other barefooted people.

00:04:32.380 By the way,

00:04:33.560 I don't know how else to put this.

00:04:36.500 He finds spiritual

00:04:37.500 a spiritual connection

00:04:40.600 to Kauai, the land,

00:04:42.620 the people, everything.

00:04:43.260 He loves it there

00:04:43.880 and he's trying to find

00:04:44.640 some new direction in life.

00:04:45.980 So yeah, 1.00

00:04:46.360 fuck dude, 1.00

00:04:47.580 we need to look for a potential co-host 1.00

00:04:50.160 and I want her to be a dog. 1.00

00:04:53.380 I want the co-host to be a female. 1.00

00:04:55.380 We're looking for a female co-host 1.00

00:04:56.540 for Impulsive 1.00

00:04:57.100 oh you were announcing

00:04:57.900 this right now

00:04:58.300 I'm just gonna say

00:04:59.100 I'm gonna say it right now

00:04:59.580 we're gonna have

00:04:59.920 an active casting

00:05:00.720 to find 1.00

00:05:01.600 a female fucking co-host 1.00

00:05:03.740 here in Los Angeles 1.00

00:05:05.060 I wrote down

00:05:06.140 the character

00:05:06.640 or the breakdown

00:05:07.780 of what we're looking for

00:05:08.720 this is happening

00:05:08.840 manager chef's

00:05:10.840 shaking his head

00:05:11.600 yes

00:05:11.860 we might as well

00:05:12.400 just say it

00:05:12.880 okay

00:05:13.100 um right here 1.00

00:05:15.820 looking for a female co-host

00:05:17.600 for Logan Paul's podcast

00:05:18.520 Impulsive

00:05:19.060 we'll be joining

00:05:20.040 Logan Paul

00:05:20.500 at Logan Paul

00:05:21.040 and Mike Malak

00:05:21.660 at Hey Big Mike

00:05:22.320 as the third host

00:05:23.060 of Impulsive

00:05:23.560 an eclectic comedic

00:05:24.900 and lifestyle based

00:05:25.640 two times per week

00:05:26.440 podcast comedic timing on trend charismatic opinionated well-versed and witty we we need 0.99

00:05:34.260 can you imagine can you imagine if it wasn't just two idiot dudes talking about stuff if we had an 1.00

00:05:40.380 idiot female because like spencer was spencer was like as close to a girl as we could get 1.00

00:05:45.700 fuck no offense dude but he was very well grounded in his emotional spirits you know and we're too 1.00

00:05:53.400 And fucking fuck asses, dude. 1.00

00:05:55.300 In that way, absolutely. 1.00

00:05:56.960 I texted him today.

00:05:58.140 Oh, yeah?

00:05:59.160 Hold on a second.

00:05:59.900 Actually, I just noticed something.

00:06:00.740 I texted him at 152.

00:06:01.740 He texted me back at 4.20 p.m.

00:06:03.520 4.20.

00:06:04.480 Like, how elevated is this kid? 1.00

00:06:05.980 Oh, shit. 0.99

00:06:06.420 I said, how's it going, bro? 1.00

00:06:08.240 With two exclamation points.

00:06:10.020 He said, so good, dude.

00:06:12.060 Literally in heaven.

00:06:13.820 Heaven is a place and it's here.

00:06:15.680 Ha, ha.

00:06:16.900 Stoked to have y'all out here.

00:06:18.940 He's like mixing like a surfer and a southerner.

00:06:21.920 he's just stoked to have y'all out here

00:06:24.840 but yo I noticed something

00:06:26.900 I was watching his videos

00:06:28.460 and he had reposted a video of someone

00:06:30.660 that he was with that posted a video of him and they were cooking

00:06:32.720 you know all of the classics

00:06:33.960 beanstalk ragu

00:06:35.900 there was some sort of tiki

00:06:38.500 carrot built

00:06:40.580 tiki masala because of course they don't eat any kind of

00:06:42.760 meat so I'll just plant roots

00:06:44.360 dirt like all the dirt

00:06:46.580 and I noticed the

00:06:48.680 girls that he's hanging out with 0.98

00:06:50.340 have hella clout 1.00

00:06:51.960 have hella fucking clout 0.99

00:06:54.260 bro he said I have to leave LA 0.99

00:06:56.260 because it's everything there is about social media

00:06:58.220 and the first person he found in Kauai

00:07:00.280 the garden island has 860,000

00:07:02.500 followers her name is like the Kauai

00:07:04.480 what's it Kauai Chloe or Kauai Kelly

00:07:06.440 Chelsea Kauai

00:07:07.960 what's good Kauai Chelsea 0.70

00:07:09.600 she got clout 1.00

00:07:10.740 damn Spence 1.00

00:07:14.220 yo what 0.99

00:07:15.480 what if he starts a podcast with his new

00:07:18.240 cop friends in Kauai

00:07:19.740 And it's all about plants. 0.99

00:07:21.060 That'd be fucked up. 0.99

00:07:22.660 We're watching you, Spencer. 1.00

00:07:23.740 We're watching your every move.

00:07:25.120 All right, guys.

00:07:25.480 Let's bring on our guest.

00:07:26.540 You may or may not know our guest today, but you definitely know his work.

00:07:30.620 He's been the creative director for Justin Bieber, the Chainsmokers, Avicii, and a whole

00:07:34.160 lot more, producing beautiful photos and videos that have impressed and inspired all of us.

00:07:38.720 Please welcome Rory fucking Kramer.

00:07:42.400 You did it. 0.99

00:07:43.540 You did it.

00:07:44.240 What's up?

00:07:44.760 What's up?

00:07:45.440 What up, bro?

00:07:47.060 Oh, here we go.

00:07:48.180 How you doing, brother?

00:07:48.900 I'm good.

00:07:49.740 How are you?

00:07:50.200 Let me untangle myself real quick.

00:07:51.560 Are you sure you're good?

00:07:53.500 Yeah, I just got engaged.

00:07:55.000 Whoa!

00:07:56.100 Lights, please, David.

00:07:58.880 Nice.

00:08:00.560 That's cool.

00:08:01.940 Fiance's over there.

00:08:02.820 Can we show her or do you keep her private?

00:08:04.480 No, you can show her.

00:08:05.040 Andre, why don't you do a little...

00:08:06.060 Oh, nice.

00:08:07.080 Andre, slick with it.

00:08:08.260 Congrats, by the way.

00:08:09.120 Thank you.

00:08:09.380 Congratulations.

00:08:10.260 That must be nice.

00:08:11.580 What's that like?

00:08:13.720 It's different.

00:08:14.600 It's like a lot of peace in my life now.

00:08:17.500 I don't have to worry about going out

00:08:19.900 and finding somebody

00:08:21.800 I found that someone

00:08:22.780 that's hilarious because my life is going

00:08:25.720 the exact opposite

00:08:26.640 I just got TMZ'd

00:08:29.420 I love how open

00:08:31.420 I just got TMZ'd with a girl

00:08:33.080 and every girl that I've ever

00:08:35.940 talked to

00:08:36.560 is DMing me and they're pissed

00:08:41.520 they're pissed

00:08:42.920 some of the texts are great

00:08:44.000 I'm falling apart, I'm sending them to my group chat

00:08:45.900 Evan goes I need to know how you deal with these situations

00:08:48.800 and I don't

00:08:49.600 I've been thrown under the bus dude

00:08:52.880 I'm in trouble

00:08:53.440 I don't want to talk about it

00:08:55.820 I really do envy

00:08:58.140 and I'm very happy that you were able to reach

00:09:00.400 that place in your life

00:09:02.000 because I hope to get there one day

00:09:03.460 I had to go back to the Midwest where I'm from to find it

00:09:06.400 is that how you did that?

00:09:07.480 I've known her for 15 years

00:09:08.780 we reconnected over the summer

00:09:10.800 where in the Midwest?

00:09:12.240 Clear Lake, Indiana

00:09:13.220 I'm from Ohio

00:09:15.020 Danny's from Indiana, so you got a Midwest squad here.

00:09:18.140 Let's go.

00:09:18.520 Okay, so let me actually – this is interesting.

00:09:21.960 I thought about doing that.

00:09:23.460 I thought about going back to the Midwest and finding just like a girl who's really grounded,

00:09:27.720 not necessarily been influenced negatively by the bubble that is Los Angeles.

00:09:32.100 But I was concerned that she wouldn't know enough about my industry that there would be like a real disconnect.

00:09:40.160 Well, I mean that could be the balance that you're looking for.

00:09:42.540 Maybe.

00:09:43.160 Yeah.

00:09:43.360 Maybe.

00:09:44.220 And knowing you, I got to ask, how did you propose?

00:09:47.240 How did I propose?

00:09:48.000 It was not like what everybody thought.

00:09:49.620 They thought I was going to climb a mountain and everybody was putting this pressure on me about doing that.

00:09:53.400 We were just in her apartment at Charlotte back in November.

00:09:56.880 She was cooking eggs and avocado toast.

00:09:59.860 I come out with the ring and I was getting ready to go into it.

00:10:02.640 And I'm like, if I go into it right now, she's going to burn my eggs.

00:10:05.140 So I go back into my room and I put it back into my backpack.

00:10:08.500 So then I come back out after she's finished cooking and I just went into my whole spiel.

00:10:12.540 I have to ask

00:10:14.760 don't take this offensively

00:10:15.780 I'm sure a lot of people

00:10:19.200 expected you to go to Iceland

00:10:21.240 and climb to the top of the highest mountain

00:10:22.840 under a waterfall or something

00:10:24.080 why did you choose to do it so simply?

00:10:26.840 I listened to enough clues from her

00:10:28.300 that that was not what she wanted

00:10:29.860 and she wanted something simple

00:10:31.740 Was that too simple?

00:10:34.500 Really? That's awesome

00:10:35.920 He's a good listener, is that one of his big traits?

00:10:38.640 That's awesome

00:10:39.480 I interrupt a lot

00:10:41.040 that's my one of my big i'm learning patience right now nice i'm trying so i got my my routine

00:10:45.680 to do like when she's getting ready instead of being like you ready to go should i call the uber

00:10:49.300 like you know you do you do push-ups while she's doing he's the worst he he'll i'll be like yeah

00:10:56.300 he'll be like we're leaving in five minutes it'll be like four minutes and 58 seconds and i'll hear

00:11:00.300 the the g-wagon start up yeah he'll leave me he'll leave me quite literally i'll be like 30 seconds

00:11:07.080 away from being ready i'm just grabbing my my wallet and you know all my essentials and he'll

00:11:11.200 i'll see the g-wag and pull away and i'm also gone i'm also a hypocrite because if someone tells me

00:11:15.100 five minutes yo i'm taking 10 i know fact double it double it i'm taking 10 and if you leave without 1.00

00:11:20.760 me i'll fucking kill you he's pissed i'll kill you uh no i'll uber so what's up never leave you 0.99

00:11:26.560 dude that's awesome man and you're and you're living here now yeah we live over on the west 1.00

00:11:30.700 side very cool very cool so guys if you haven't checked out rory's work um you absolutely should

00:11:35.740 You've worked with, I mean, we said Justin Bieber, the Chainsmokers, Avicii.

00:11:39.380 I obviously want to have the Avicii conversation, but I guess what makes you tick?

00:11:44.400 Why did you start to do what you do?

00:11:47.040 I grew up in a small town in Indiana, had two older brothers, older sister, and they

00:11:51.840 were a lot older than me.

00:11:53.000 So to get their attention, it was like near impossible.

00:11:56.440 So whenever I discovered my parents' video camera, I saw that you could capture these

00:12:00.100 moments and basically stop time, so to say.

00:12:03.400 so I could finally get my brother's and sister's attention

00:12:06.200 by like, yo, check out this shot of me

00:12:08.000 shooting the basketball off the roof.

00:12:09.240 No way.

00:12:09.880 Yeah.

00:12:10.460 So it was like an approval thing.

00:12:11.540 Yeah.

00:12:12.180 Interesting.

00:12:13.120 I had a very similar fascination towards video cameras.

00:12:19.860 How old were you when you started?

00:12:21.260 15.

00:12:22.120 Yeah, so I was 10, dude.

00:12:23.660 And when I first picked up a video camera,

00:12:25.160 I was stunned.

00:12:25.880 I didn't understand you could capture real life

00:12:28.380 on a screen then watch it back.

00:12:29.720 I was obsessed with it for years.

00:12:30.960 I still am, actually.

00:12:31.680 But that's why I attribute a lot of my success to the fact 1.00

00:12:33.860 that I actually love this shit. 1.00

00:12:35.460 That's good. 1.00

00:12:36.080 You gotta love it.

00:12:36.600 You have to.

00:12:37.920 The overnight success is no such thing.

00:12:40.080 Yeah.

00:12:41.920 It's, you know, decades of hard work.

00:12:44.400 A lot of people think I had overnight success, but it wasn't.

00:12:45.980 For sure.

00:12:46.460 They don't know about the time you put in.

00:12:48.600 What was your first big break?

00:12:50.180 First big break? 0.77

00:12:53.860 Like, Shirley got like a job opportunity or something. 0.91

00:12:56.040 I would assume.

00:12:57.600 I got to appear on Live with Kelly.

00:12:59.820 She was looking for a coast to coast co-host for a day.

00:13:03.520 That's a mouthful.

00:13:04.500 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:05.240 So I entered this contest and basically my editing skills got me in the finals

00:13:10.460 because they were like, yo, this is a crazy montage

00:13:12.960 and this guy's doing all this crazy stuff.

00:13:15.340 So I went on there and totally bombed.

00:13:16.880 But I felt like it showed me that my work could get me in the door somewhere.

00:13:22.040 You went on the air?

00:13:23.480 Yeah, I went on there with five other people

00:13:24.920 and you got 60 seconds to pitch why you'd be a great co-host

00:13:27.440 and I just totally blacked out from so much adrenaline.

00:13:29.820 You didn't get sweaty, did you?

00:13:33.100 No, I didn't get sweaty.

00:13:33.880 I get sweaty.

00:13:34.640 I just did an MTV pilot.

00:13:36.080 I get sweaty.

00:13:38.540 Nerves and sweat kind of go hand in hand.

00:13:40.340 So it wasn't a nerve situation for you. 1.00

00:13:41.900 It was like, what did you do, fucking spaz? 1.00

00:13:44.420 Like you stuck your hand in a toaster or some shit? 1.00

00:13:46.720 Before that, it was just me and my friends around the camera. 0.99

00:13:49.700 Now it's like a room full of 200 people.

00:13:51.760 And they're like, oh, we're broadcasting to 8 million people.

00:13:53.600 And you're like.

00:13:56.360 So it was nerve wracking.

00:13:57.760 Logan mowed the lawn last night in the case

00:14:00.580 no that says Logan did that in the KSI fight 1.00

00:14:02.780 fuck you Jeff 1.00

00:14:04.100 did you use both your hands 1.00

00:14:06.920 when you were talking

00:14:08.220 yeah I was just rambling

00:14:09.540 but it wasn't just your left

00:14:10.740 at one point I was so bad I grabbed one foot

00:14:14.620 and I jumped through my leg because I had

00:14:16.480 nothing to say

00:14:17.720 I don't mind that

00:14:20.060 dude sometimes if like when I went on

00:14:22.200 I remember when I went on Jimmy Kimmel

00:14:23.700 I tried to do sometimes like a

00:14:26.200 a big physical action

00:14:27.640 or a large like release of energy

00:14:29.180 if I'm nervous

00:14:29.980 to kind of just address it

00:14:31.580 and let all of it out

00:14:32.380 like I'll be like

00:14:32.860 ah

00:14:33.180 right before the show

00:14:34.620 or like

00:14:35.140 or I don't know

00:14:35.900 remember Flat Earth

00:14:36.700 you went upside down

00:14:38.240 against the wall

00:14:39.040 and went

00:14:39.440 and I was breathing with you

00:14:42.400 yeah

00:14:42.540 that's why you see

00:14:43.240 all the theater kids

00:14:43.960 doing the like

00:14:44.520 is that what they're doing

00:14:47.620 Unique New York

00:14:48.620 the rain in Spain

00:14:53.560 stays mainly on the plane

00:14:55.080 when did you realize

00:14:57.480 that your work was good

00:14:59.780 and that people actually cared

00:15:01.560 when I was 30 I quit my full time job

00:15:04.660 and

00:15:05.320 people were paying me to do what I liked

00:15:08.660 that's late

00:15:09.200 is it

00:15:11.820 no one in this room

00:15:15.540 I mean late in terms of like

00:15:17.120 how old you are for your break to come

00:15:19.560 but in my

00:15:20.560 journey

00:15:22.420 social media wasn't

00:15:25.020 where it was so great point it kind of came in it came into play when i was 30 i love that chart of

00:15:32.020 like all the people that founded their first businesses when they were like 50 i see that

00:15:35.800 meme pop up sometimes on the internet it's like oprah started out like what and the the author of

00:15:41.200 uh harry potter was homeless until she was what like 45 50 like what dude yes jk rowley yeah

00:15:47.820 yo jk rowley gets a lot of shit on twitter y'all see that yeah she because she gets involved in 1.00

00:15:53.200 fucking all kinds of shit, doesn't she? 1.00

00:15:55.560 That's so sad. 1.00

00:15:56.960 Yeah, that kind of stuff.

00:15:58.280 But yeah, she was homeless, dude.

00:16:00.000 I mean, I think we probably have a good amount

00:16:02.280 of 30-plus-year-olds that watch this show,

00:16:04.660 and I think now's a good time to tell you guys 0.99

00:16:06.460 to keep fucking going at it out there. 0.99

00:16:08.420 You'll find your groove. 1.00

00:16:11.140 Gotta put in the time.

00:16:12.040 Yeah, facts.

00:16:12.720 I have a Dropbox here.

00:16:13.740 Did you send this to my producer?

00:16:15.020 Yeah, he said historic photos,

00:16:16.440 so I didn't really know what you guys wanted.

00:16:18.160 Dylan, what was...

00:16:19.320 Here's a picture of Rory and Sand.

00:16:21.880 This is me and my parents hanging out in Florida.

00:16:23.880 Nice.

00:16:24.400 Yeah.

00:16:25.580 What's this?

00:16:26.100 This is a bar in Indiana where I'm from.

00:16:29.320 My friend owns it.

00:16:30.300 It's called The Venue.

00:16:30.960 And this is, we were shooting my TV show.

00:16:32.760 And that's the Chainsmokers playing my friend's bar of like 350 people.

00:16:36.660 Were you with them for their entire come up?

00:16:39.060 I came with them after Selfie.

00:16:41.680 So I met them like pre-Roses.

00:16:44.940 That's wild.

00:16:46.220 I remember when you showed me that song.

00:16:49.320 And you're like

00:16:50.000 It's from these people

00:16:50.760 Called the chain smokers

00:16:51.640 I was like

00:16:51.960 What are chain smokers

00:16:53.000 And then that's when

00:16:54.480 You came on board

00:16:55.120 That's crazy

00:16:56.260 You've been with them for a minute

00:16:57.380 I remember

00:16:57.820 Still tight with them

00:16:59.200 Yeah

00:16:59.740 Very cool

00:17:00.580 Very cool guys

00:17:01.420 I remember they were hosting

00:17:02.980 Like a Sirius XM show

00:17:04.460 For a while

00:17:05.040 Yeah

00:17:05.320 It was just them

00:17:05.980 Like hosting the show

00:17:06.960 It was like every week

00:17:07.740 They would host the show

00:17:08.680 Why

00:17:09.580 I think

00:17:10.340 Yeah they'd do it

00:17:10.980 Out of their hotel room

00:17:11.780 While they'd travel

00:17:12.400 And I would listen to it

00:17:13.560 Occasionally

00:17:13.960 And I was like

00:17:14.440 And by the way

00:17:15.360 I had known of them

00:17:16.960 Like they were at a

00:17:17.880 They had been at

00:17:19.260 like a like mid-level dj status for a while i mean they were doing places like like shrine

00:17:26.240 nightclub in at foxwoods and you know in connecticut and places like that where they would

00:17:30.300 do the smaller venues but then they fucking exploded and what now they're the highest

00:17:34.660 grossing dj act of the year last year right yep i think they were the highest earning act 0.88

00:17:39.320 i'll look it up why like 37 million or something like that crazy every girl i talk to is hooked

00:17:44.640 up with the chain smoker why why why is that the case um i guess i guess they're smooth smooth

00:17:51.040 talkers are they i see my jets i see my jets with girls oh they're all my girls they're stealing 0.66

00:17:58.560 your women i hate you drew and alex i'm just gonna be at your party yeah they just hit us up 0.58

00:18:02.680 or at least their social media account yeah something tells me it's not them something 0.60

00:18:06.620 tells me they're not the ones we know we know them they know of us you know we follow each

00:18:11.660 other on instagram and shit but their main account they're having a party i guess a tequila

00:18:14.780 party rory so this this the ha ha tequila brand right yeah they got in that recently this seems 0.51

00:18:20.300 dangerous yeah so rory why what are you what's going on so i'm not actually flying that drone

00:18:25.980 from there if it so it's a ufo and rory was trying to get it yes exactly no we were this

00:18:33.380 is the first time i went on tour with chain smokers we were in uh jakarta over in indonesia

00:18:37.840 The Instagram filter?

00:18:39.660 Oh, yeah, that's true.

00:18:40.820 It's my favorite.

00:18:42.080 The light blue kind of sort of cold vibe gives me a blue.

00:18:46.600 Go on.

00:18:47.480 Okay, so this was at the time when Avicii the Nights was out,

00:18:52.060 and it was real popular, and we went to Asia,

00:18:54.400 and I was more popular than the Chainsmokers at that time in Asia.

00:18:58.920 What?

00:18:59.300 Because of Avicii.

00:19:00.520 Like, they hadn't put out Roses yet, and so they went over there.

00:19:03.360 Wow.

00:19:03.520 They were playing nightclubs.

00:19:04.840 They did this festival, and they're like,

00:19:06.120 yo, Alex, I'm playing the Knights

00:19:08.060 and you better put down your camera and entertain

00:19:10.140 the crowd. And I was like, this is my one chance

00:19:12.180 to be a front man in a band. I'm going

00:19:14.220 for the fucking rappers. And you fucking crushed it. 1.00

00:19:16.380 Climbed up there and people were going nuts. 0.99

00:19:18.460 What was that moment like?

00:19:20.200 That's cool. Surreal. I strive

00:19:22.080 for this moment. It's like growing

00:19:24.140 up going to concerts and seeing people like

00:19:26.360 Burt McCracken from the U's do

00:19:28.200 it and

00:19:28.880 Adam from Taking Back Sunday

00:19:32.160 brand new speakers and dive in the crowd.

00:19:34.000 So it was like a chance to be a rock star for a night.

00:19:36.820 You know who's always climbing on stuff, dude?

00:19:39.720 Our boy Coulson.

00:19:40.740 You knew I was going to say that.

00:19:42.380 MGK will get up there.

00:19:43.960 If there's something to climb, he's going to climb it.

00:19:45.860 I'm worried he's going to fall.

00:19:47.320 He takes some major risks, dude.

00:19:48.900 He was climbing on the side of that balcony at the Cleveland show.

00:19:52.880 Or maybe it was the one before that.

00:19:54.480 Yeah, he's climbing.

00:19:55.360 He's always climbing.

00:19:56.800 $46 million, by the way.

00:19:58.140 Chain Smokers.

00:19:59.040 Highest paid DJs in the world.

00:20:00.760 Forbes is out on the list of highest paid DJs.

00:20:02.620 Taking the top spot.

00:20:03.580 46 million. The Chainsmokers Marshmallow

00:20:05.420 in second place with

00:20:07.380 40 million. That's insane.

00:20:09.300 Crazy. Good for them.

00:20:11.480 So who's this little boy? That's me as a kid.

00:20:13.740 Oh, thank God.

00:20:15.460 Drinking a crisp and doing some fishing.

00:20:17.860 Dylan, what is this exercise? 1.00

00:20:22.400 Holy shit. 1.00

00:20:23.540 He dressed up as the Marvel man. You really are 1.00

00:20:25.600 from the Midwest. I like the photos that you choose

00:20:27.640 to send to Dylan. I feel like we probably

00:20:29.480 could have just popped on your Instagram to talk about stuff.

00:20:31.600 dang man yeah this is just a this is just a super pure place man you've always been such a like a

00:20:37.140 pure kind soul and uh it's one of the things i respected about you especially since you did have

00:20:42.080 like a life that a lot of people probably would strive to achieve you get to do a lot of really

00:20:47.820 cool things crazy thing is there one thing that sticks out or a place you've been that perhaps

00:20:51.560 you love the most um well i recently went to india last fall and getting to see and meet these people

00:20:59.380 in the flesh was crazy because a lot of them aspire to be filmmakers a lot of them want to be

00:21:04.100 really in that scene and uh they just obsessed with the work and like these people were like

00:21:11.700 where i had fans like the first outside of the united states so to meet these people was like

00:21:17.040 pretty surreal i saw a chart my statistic is going to be off here but

00:21:24.040 recently india's uh the general population's access to wi-fi has like tripled so like i think

00:21:33.300 maybe four years ago 10 to 20 percent of the population had access to wi-fi now 70 percent

00:21:38.820 of the access uh the population has access and that's why um t-series india's most popular

00:21:43.900 youtube channel popped off the way it did because they're i mean india's population is massive and

00:21:49.600 it had been almost non-existent uh in the internet space until recently so it's cool that they were

00:21:55.880 able to find your work you were when you say filmmakers in any this is the bollywood scene

00:21:59.780 yeah is that no more of just like dslr in your hand wanting to film okay travel videos are they

00:22:05.700 inspired by what this bollywood it's bomb was it bombay mixed with hollywood is that what

00:22:11.020 i didn't get too much of that okay yeah it was more of just kind of like what content creators

00:22:16.280 are doing these days

00:22:17.100 striving to be

00:22:18.140 somebody like that

00:22:19.040 you've been everywhere

00:22:20.720 man

00:22:21.080 give me a recommendation

00:22:23.340 I love

00:22:24.340 I love paying for

00:22:25.060 experiences

00:22:25.700 and like travel

00:22:26.800 I mean have you been

00:22:28.500 to Iceland

00:22:28.900 we talk about it

00:22:30.380 we talk about it

00:22:31.180 all the time

00:22:31.820 he wants to go

00:22:33.480 vacation in Reykjavik

00:22:34.720 bro it's my

00:22:35.220 it's my number one

00:22:36.380 destination I want to

00:22:37.540 travel

00:22:37.840 it's awesome

00:22:38.540 it's breathtaking

00:22:39.700 it's

00:22:40.720 you just feel so small

00:22:42.340 and it's like

00:22:42.740 there's so much land

00:22:43.780 that's untouched there

00:22:44.740 that it's

00:22:46.100 Even though there's tons of tourists, it's not.

00:22:48.440 It's awesome.

00:22:49.320 You know who I want to hit up if we go there?

00:22:52.160 Thor Bajornsson. 0.98

00:22:53.040 I thought it was going to be a girl, but yeah, Thorne.

00:22:54.600 That's the massive.

00:22:55.080 Thor Bajornsson, the mountain from Game of Thrones.

00:22:57.340 Yeah.

00:22:57.980 He lives there.

00:22:58.560 I told him we were coming once.

00:22:59.400 He's like, yo, let me know when you come.

00:23:00.500 I want to link up.

00:23:01.320 Well, I can link you up with a guy named Viking if you want.

00:23:03.340 That's close.

00:23:03.940 I feel like that's close.

00:23:04.880 Yeah.

00:23:05.100 That's cool.

00:23:05.840 That's cool.

00:23:06.260 That's pretty close.

00:23:06.740 Both would work.

00:23:07.520 They'd probably be awesome.

00:23:09.240 I always get jealous when I see, like, I'm envious of what you get to do.

00:23:13.980 I really am. We get to hang out with really fucking cool people. We get to interview really cool people. We get to share this podcast to cool people. And it's a people thing. You get to travel. You I will look at you, Jay Alvarez, like these people that get to go fucking constantly spot to spot. Like, how do you how do you get to that? Like, how do you get to a point where because I'm sure there's a lot of people out there that are watching this that would love to do what you do. I mean, did you just is it just start with the camera, grab the camera, start filming? 0.94

00:23:43.120 like what's your recommendation people out there that want to travel content content wise um i mean

00:23:49.240 for me like i got to do most of my traveling through musicians yes i found a niche and found

00:23:56.260 like something that they needed a skill set and that was able to provide me a lot of traveling

00:24:02.760 i've heard that i've heard that story a lot of times blue andrew blue from jake paul's team

00:24:08.320 used to shoot for

00:24:10.220 a big DJ. I think it was

00:24:13.060 DiGecco?

00:24:15.140 Dioro. That's who it was.

00:24:16.760 And he traveled everywhere with him.

00:24:18.820 That's a pretty common story. If you find yourself

00:24:20.940 having the ability to team up with an

00:24:22.820 up-and-coming DJ or act, that's a

00:24:24.900 good way to see the world. Absolutely.

00:24:26.800 That's cool.

00:24:28.360 I think I'm going to force my kid to

00:24:31.080 travel

00:24:32.340 or study abroad or go on some

00:24:34.900 sort of trip. I think just traveling

00:24:36.960 ages you and gives you wisdom so much quicker than like going to school or learning here in

00:24:45.840 la or anywhere in america i think i think being forced to be uh saturated in a different culture

00:24:52.480 different people figure shit out like even travel when you're um abroad is so hard to figure out

00:24:58.960 because maybe the taxi driver doesn't speak your language you have to discern a uh the map of a 0.59

00:25:03.640 train in china which is like next to impossible i think i i would strongly urge anyone listening

00:25:09.800 to this to to to travel especially if you're feeling especially if you're feeling like maybe

00:25:14.480 you are missing direction in your life just travel actually that's what spencer did that's

00:25:19.760 what spencer did bro i saw this comment on a lot of the stuff when we started talking about him

00:25:24.700 like up and and leaving a lot of people made the comment that was like uh i wish i had that

00:25:28.720 luxury to leave my podcast studio and move to Hawaii. And by the way, like your urge for people

00:25:33.940 to travel is at the end of the day, a luxury urge, you know what I'm saying? And I think that

00:25:40.140 you're absolutely right. Anybody given, given the opportunity should go and get that worldview and

00:25:45.580 go out and get cultured. But do you have any advice for people on how to, I'm sure you've

00:25:51.040 had to travel on a budget at some point in your life. I mean, there's books, like what's the

00:25:54.580 easiest way to find out how to do that word of mouth ask friends ask people that have done it

00:25:59.440 dm people that's the best way really yeah dms dm slides yeah dm slides you've definitely done

00:26:05.400 some couch surfing haven't you oh yeah yeah absolutely yeah um i just ran into one of my

00:26:11.160 friends from iceland today he's sleeping on my friend's couch right now nice yeah there's nothing 0.98

00:26:15.560 wrong with that i've slept on so many fucking couches you were also a drug addict i was i was 0.94

00:26:20.860 And that was one of the main couch 0.99

00:26:23.620 Saturation times was during that period

00:26:25.460 But I've slept on a couch, I don't mind it

00:26:27.780 I don't mind it, I think it's endearing

00:26:29.200 I think it reminds you 1.00

00:26:30.320 That you're a fucking human 1.00

00:26:32.560 Sometimes I'll choose the couch 1.00

00:26:34.160 I sleep better on a couch too

00:26:36.340 I sleep better in hotel beds than my own bed at home

00:26:39.020 Yo, me too, why is that?

00:26:40.520 I just get, why is that?

00:26:42.360 Either that or they're just really nice mattresses

00:26:44.100 They usually are

00:26:44.840 Hotel beds have gotten really good

00:26:46.740 They're all the orthopedic or temperopedic

00:26:49.480 Bro, in Virginia, eight hours out cold like a light.

00:26:53.120 The night, that one night when we got to the hotel before the flight.

00:26:55.740 That night was time travel, bro.

00:26:57.760 I closed my eyes and all of a sudden it was the morning.

00:26:59.940 How did you hook up with Bieber?

00:27:01.320 How did I hook up with Bieber?

00:27:03.360 There's a guy named Michael George.

00:27:04.800 He managed Martin Garrix at the time.

00:27:06.380 And he worked at Scooter Braun Projects.

00:27:09.560 And they were asking, Justin was going to get back into touring

00:27:12.540 and get back to working, making music.

00:27:14.840 And they're like, does anybody know internally a videographer?

00:27:17.820 and he was like hey rory you should check him out he works with martin and they became really good

00:27:23.360 friends and you know maybe that could be something for justin so i met his team uh 20 into 2014 and

00:27:32.280 they loved me and then it was about four months of trying to like have us meet up together to see

00:27:38.240 if we vibed i just happened to be at the right place at the right time at ultra music festival

00:27:42.360 where he came out with skrillex and i was on stage with my camera and i saw allison one of the ladies

00:27:47.800 that interviewed me 0.91

00:27:48.540 during that time

00:27:49.200 and she just kind of

00:27:50.360 gave me a look

00:27:50.880 and I was like 0.97

00:27:51.340 alright I need to shoot this 1.00

00:27:52.500 and shot it 1.00

00:27:53.760 went home

00:27:54.400 edited a little quick video

00:27:55.940 sent it to them

00:27:56.620 and she was like

00:27:57.200 yo is this Rory's video

00:27:58.260 can we use it

00:27:59.000 and from there

00:28:00.020 Justin was like

00:28:01.080 yo this is our dude

00:28:01.780 sick

00:28:02.280 very cool 0.56

00:28:03.420 I'm sure you have a bunch

00:28:04.560 of crazy Bieber stories

00:28:05.540 I do

00:28:05.960 can you give us one

00:28:07.860 I mean my favorite story is

00:28:10.560 we were in New York

00:28:11.680 on Labor Day weekend

00:28:12.800 I was just working with them

00:28:13.940 it's about 6 in the morning

00:28:15.020 and we're playing

00:28:16.320 uh nhl hockey on like ps4 or whatever and i'm like dude i can't play again i have to go catch

00:28:24.880 a flight to go home to for our labor day weekend i'm gonna go see my family back at the lake

00:28:30.100 and he's like all right cool tell cory to buy me a flight i'm gonna go pack right now i'm gonna

00:28:35.560 come with you and i was like it's like you're gonna come you're gonna come to indiana to like

00:28:39.260 my parents house like what and this guy this guy literally takes the closet hangers and all and

00:28:45.540 just shoves it into the suitcase and it's just like when he unzipped it at my parents house it

00:28:49.400 was just like hangers just shut up it was crazy he just came with you yeah how do you explain

00:28:54.640 that how do you explain that and here's the crazy part so he i end up like they're like we're gonna

00:29:00.240 switch you to a different flight so they switch me to a different flight so we're all on the same

00:29:03.560 flight i make it to the airport in time and i was like i'm not missing this i get my own uber

00:29:07.380 and justin's like where are you and i'm like i'm on the way to the airport he's like all right i'm

00:29:10.780 coming like i'll meet you there so i'm at the gate and i'm like she's like last call and i was like

00:29:16.320 well i'm waiting on uh a guy named mikey justin's security guard and justin bieber and she's like

00:29:20.940 justin bieber i was like you have like the list look and she's like she's like calling security

00:29:26.680 she's like there is a justin bieber on here but she's like it can't be justin bieber and i'm like

00:29:31.520 yeah just somebody else has the same name okay so i end up getting on the flight and he's like hey

00:29:37.120 we end up taking the original flight that you're on i'm like great so now i'm going to a different

00:29:41.860 city like close to my parents and i call my mom and i was like hey like i wanted to surprise you

00:29:47.360 guys and i i was gonna be the surprise like coming home this weekend like yes i wasn't coming but

00:29:52.720 i'm coming they're like oh i knew it i knew it i was like but um justin bieber and his security

00:29:59.020 guard are gonna arrive probably an hour before me oh my god and mom's like wait what and like

00:30:05.480 so then it was just i was like don't tell anybody like gotta keep this under wraps that show that's

00:30:10.300 crazy he's he's taking a nap and uh all my friends come over we go out on the boat and everybody was

00:30:17.840 just like they're like they took their photos but they're like hey i'll wait till you leave so you

00:30:22.160 don't have like everybody doesn't know yeah well that night we end up going to that bar i was

00:30:26.860 showing you that chance yeah so we go to my friend's bar for a drink and then justin like

00:30:33.020 goes up like after the band was playing he's like hey can i play your drums and the guy's like

00:30:37.000 sure and all of a sudden everybody's phone's out and this bar packed to like 350 people like that

00:30:43.480 and like lying around the door oh my god it was crazy so then that's wild so then we have people

00:30:49.640 like camping outside our house like that is so crazy yo that kid's pool is insane it's it's nuts

00:30:56.900 insane man

00:30:58.780 that's awesome

00:30:59.500 yeah

00:30:59.820 yo he is

00:31:00.820 he is really

00:31:01.700 spontaneous like that

00:31:02.980 he is

00:31:03.380 it's uh

00:31:04.240 I've seen him do stuff

00:31:05.880 like that a lot

00:31:06.420 I wish I was

00:31:08.000 a little bit more

00:31:08.660 spontaneous

00:31:08.920 that's how we ended up

00:31:09.760 in Iceland

00:31:10.100 for the first time

00:31:11.200 did you

00:31:12.160 did you shoot that video

00:31:13.520 I'll show you

00:31:14.120 yeah did you shoot that video

00:31:15.580 that video was sick

00:31:16.860 thank you

00:31:17.260 oh my god

00:31:17.800 I didn't know you shot that

00:31:18.420 he just randomly was like

00:31:19.320 let's shoot it in Iceland

00:31:20.040 no we were in Greece

00:31:21.500 and we were just talking

00:31:23.080 I was like

00:31:23.380 we're someplace

00:31:23.800 you've been everywhere

00:31:24.560 we're someplace

00:31:24.980 you've never been

00:31:25.580 always wanted to go

00:31:26.260 he goes Iceland

00:31:26.880 And I was like, dude, me too.

00:31:28.260 And then literally later that day, he's like, yo, we're going to cut this trip short.

00:31:30.900 We're going to Iceland.

00:31:31.560 I'm like, what?

00:31:33.660 458 million views.

00:31:34.980 Oh, no.

00:31:35.660 Oh, God.

00:31:36.200 It's a Selena Gomez advert on a Justin Bieber video?

00:31:39.720 There was an ad for Selena Gomez's album on this video.

00:31:43.600 Crazy. 0.92

00:31:44.000 Ooh, Selena. 1.00

00:31:44.680 Team Selena Gomez is savage. 1.00

00:31:46.140 They know what they're doing. 1.00

00:31:47.100 You shot this video.

00:31:48.400 Shot this video.

00:31:48.940 I remember watching this video.

00:31:50.000 This video is crazy.

00:31:51.480 We were there like for two days, shot it over the course of those two days and just.

00:31:55.280 and everything about this video like him running right there was just out of the van and like

00:32:00.120 letting a wild dog out of its cage like literally nothing i was like oh don't like everything was

00:32:06.300 just natural to him i wasn't like hey go stand here whatnot he was just admiring it like he 0.54

00:32:10.920 was a tourist sick damn i need to go there one day iceland that's cool man yeah um

00:32:17.940 bieber walked me out for my fight i don't know if you saw that yeah i saw that yeah but thanks 0.97

00:32:23.440 but I lost 0.98

00:32:24.120 so I just fucked up 0.97

00:32:25.180 what is your record now? 0.99

00:32:28.080 oh

00:32:28.400 I mean

00:32:29.360 that's neither here nor there

00:32:30.500 anyways

00:32:30.900 look at that grass

00:32:31.680 huh

00:32:32.000 now the rocks

00:32:33.600 you know

00:32:35.420 I'm 0-1-1

00:32:36.660 well actually no

00:32:38.140 my professional record

00:32:39.320 is 0-1

00:32:39.880 0-1

00:32:40.540 are you enjoying it?

00:32:41.920 I love it

00:32:42.280 are you enjoying it?

00:32:43.520 are you enjoying your record?

00:32:44.860 I love losing your record

00:32:45.940 are you enjoying

00:32:46.640 getting in the ring?

00:32:47.520 I love it

00:32:48.300 yeah

00:32:48.600 yeah I really do love it

00:32:50.080 yeah hopefully

00:32:50.460 yeah you overheard

00:32:51.480 some of the conversations

00:32:52.140 we were having about

00:32:52.880 Antonio Brown before the podcast started. 1.00

00:32:55.180 Air that shit out. 1.00

00:32:56.080 That'd be a sick fight. 1.00

00:32:56.920 So the blogs could pick it up.

00:32:58.320 What are we talking about, anyways?

00:32:59.680 We're talking about something.

00:33:01.020 I mean, what do you want from me?

00:33:02.220 I mean, didn't something happen today yet?

00:33:04.040 I forgot what it was.

00:33:05.000 I think Jeff said keep it a secret.

00:33:06.380 You need me to walk you out?

00:33:07.400 Maybe I'm the good luck charm.

00:33:08.420 I think that would be dope.

00:33:11.420 Maybe.

00:33:12.060 Yeah, you have to find a real good luck charm in my life. 1.00

00:33:15.060 I was hoping this year would be a woman. 1.00

00:33:16.960 It almost happened.

00:33:18.160 By the way, I think you know the girl.

00:33:19.880 Yeah.

00:33:20.160 Did you see the TMZ article?

00:33:22.880 that came out about them walking with the

00:33:24.500 only hands. Yeah, Amy showed me this morning.

00:33:26.520 Let me tell you, you are in the same circle of people.

00:33:28.860 Okay. I mean... Is that true?

00:33:30.620 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I forget the

00:33:32.860 name. Oh, no, but he doesn't know, dude.

00:33:34.960 He does. No, it's fine. He's joking.

00:33:37.040 He's not making jokes. But she's in that

00:33:38.860 same circle. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

00:33:40.200 And, uh, I mean, I'm

00:33:42.160 pulling... It looks like they're gonna go the whole

00:33:43.980 distance on this one.

00:33:48.180 Why would you say that? I just think

00:33:50.300 TMZ finally got one right, dude.

00:33:52.880 I need you to rectify this situation that you've just created.

00:33:59.760 Hold on, fine, fine.

00:34:00.620 Just give me 30 seconds.

00:34:05.120 Even five seconds would be enough.

00:34:11.200 Wait, nope, that's not it.

00:34:13.640 Give me one more second.

00:34:15.220 does that

00:34:22.280 does that help

00:34:23.440 does that help

00:34:25.060 that should have done it

00:34:26.320 was that your TMZ clip sped up

00:34:30.280 yeah basically

00:34:31.200 I'm actually

00:34:32.020 no this is like

00:34:33.380 I'll talk about this

00:34:34.160 yeah sure I'm fine

00:34:35.200 she won't care

00:34:36.440 this is fun

00:34:38.200 it's funny

00:34:38.640 and this is how like

00:34:39.740 I express myself sometimes

00:34:40.880 you know like

00:34:41.280 exploiting your life

00:34:42.040 exploiting my life

00:34:42.840 well I just like to talk about

00:34:43.980 she's not gonna care 0.93

00:34:45.280 she might care

00:34:45.900 no she's not

00:34:46.760 alright look

00:34:47.700 we had a little

00:34:48.600 we had a little issue

00:34:50.520 one night

00:34:51.180 and like we kind of

00:34:52.100 were just like

00:34:52.560 hey like

00:34:53.020 you know

00:34:53.660 we've been like

00:34:54.380 seeing each other a lot

00:34:55.940 let's take a break

00:34:56.660 let's just decompress

00:34:57.880 for a bit 1.00

00:34:58.140 she's going back

00:34:59.200 to New York

00:34:59.580 I'll be here

00:35:00.140 and then that article

00:35:02.860 came out the next day

00:35:03.900 wait oh

00:35:05.260 that's how you're doing this

00:35:07.200 yeah yeah yeah

00:35:07.640 no Book of Mormon 1.00

00:35:08.600 none of that shit 1.00

00:35:09.140 no 0.99

00:35:09.480 well

00:35:09.720 no 1.00

00:35:10.420 you did your shit dude 1.00

00:35:12.620 you run it however you want 1.00

00:35:13.440 It just seemed pretty compressed.

00:35:16.440 Do you like the Book of Mormon?

00:35:18.620 I'm not familiar with it. 1.00

00:35:19.760 That's an answer that's acceptable.

00:35:21.420 Here's an answer that's not acceptable. 0.99

00:35:30.320 Listen, there's a lot of inside shit here. 0.98

00:35:32.120 It's going to get un-fucking-packed, but basically... 0.99

00:35:35.240 No, we just had a little bit of a rift, 0.68

00:35:38.020 and then that article came out the next day,

00:35:39.520 and this is the first time in Hollywood

00:35:40.720 I felt pressure from the media

00:35:42.960 About like

00:35:44.180 About dating someone 0.95

00:35:47.040 It's fucking weird 0.99

00:35:48.260 You're like now they're reporting on it so we better work this the fuck out 0.99

00:35:51.440 Well I mean that's what it felt like

00:35:53.120 It was weird bro

00:35:53.680 The timing was 0.99

00:35:54.240 She was like that is literally the worst fucking timing ever 0.99

00:35:58.220 It's horrifying 0.99

00:35:59.680 I hate everyone

00:36:01.800 Mike sent the photo to TMZ

00:36:06.040 No

00:36:06.840 Bro you know what I always

00:36:08.460 Am curious about with TMZ articles

00:36:11.260 They're like, an inside source close to both parties tells us their relationship... 1.00

00:36:16.460 Is that fucking you? 1.00

00:36:18.940 Hey, Big Mark? 1.00

00:36:19.420 You're the close source, huh?

00:36:20.720 Who's the source?

00:36:22.420 Who's the sources that are leaking this information?

00:36:24.800 Listen, man.

00:36:25.260 Are you exploiting me?

00:36:26.440 TMZ pays a pretty penny for those pictures from the flea bar that I didn't go to, by

00:36:33.180 the way, so I didn't even see it.

00:36:34.160 Oh, Andrew.

00:36:35.120 Yeah, it's interesting, man.

00:36:37.040 You just can't seem to get that whole relationship thing right.

00:36:39.600 I feel bad for you.

00:36:40.480 I pity myself too, dude

00:36:42.940 I mean, especially now he comes in

00:36:44.920 with the beautiful situation

00:36:46.580 with the fiance 1.00

00:36:47.780 Yeah, I hate you, man

00:36:49.320 I know, I'm sorry for that

00:36:50.760 Finally, what, I got one up on you now?

00:36:53.720 Yeah

00:36:54.080 I'll be honest, you also have a better boxing record

00:36:58.900 professional boxing record

00:36:59.920 I have been in the ring twice

00:37:02.460 both times with Bieber and he smoked me

00:37:05.120 Really?

00:37:05.540 You fought Justin Bieber?

00:37:07.140 Yeah, we were on tour and both times

00:37:09.000 He's like, I was just running my mouth in the studio.

00:37:10.500 I was like, dude, I can take you.

00:37:11.440 And he's like, we're going to the ring right now.

00:37:13.920 And he's been trained by Floyd.

00:37:16.540 He knows what he's doing. 1.00

00:37:17.600 Bieber beat your ass? 1.00

00:37:18.700 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:37:19.040 I was throwing haymakers all day, hoping to connect one. 0.94

00:37:22.620 I got a couple of good jabs in there.

00:37:23.960 I heard, so the first trainer that I went to for my first fight also trained Bieber.

00:37:30.060 Yeah.

00:37:30.840 And he said that no one can last as long on the pads as Bieber.

00:37:34.560 Like, he can hit the pads for like 45 minutes straight.

00:37:37.360 That's crazy.

00:37:38.040 He's got crazy stamina.

00:37:38.520 Yeah, he's just naturally good at everything.

00:37:41.300 He is one of those guys, huh?

00:37:42.460 Yeah. 0.98

00:37:43.600 Must be fucking nice, bro. 1.00

00:37:44.900 I have to work to do shit. 1.00

00:37:46.400 I hate it. 0.99

00:37:47.080 I don't hate it.

00:37:48.380 I hate it. 1.00

00:37:49.140 Yeah, fuck that. 1.00

00:37:49.640 Now, you said you like training camp. 1.00

00:37:50.980 I do like training camp.

00:37:52.600 And you're about to go into another one now.

00:37:54.660 I think so, yeah.

00:37:55.720 I think so, maybe.

00:37:56.500 We'll see.

00:37:56.940 How long these camps last?

00:37:58.780 What's it in town?

00:37:59.560 We do, it's usually eight to ten weeks.

00:38:02.880 Yeah?

00:38:03.220 I think we did eight weeks this last one, and it was perfect.

00:38:07.200 you do crazy diets

00:38:08.440 oh yeah

00:38:09.200 yeah like what

00:38:10.120 6-7 thousand calories

00:38:12.080 yeah 7 thousand calories a day

00:38:13.420 eating

00:38:14.240 eating probably

00:38:14.800 4 meals

00:38:16.800 and a bunch of like

00:38:17.940 snacks

00:38:18.280 protein shakes

00:38:18.880 3 gallons of water a day

00:38:20.780 but he always drinks

00:38:22.060 a ton of water

00:38:22.540 yeah

00:38:22.640 a lot of water

00:38:23.140 I think the biggest thing

00:38:24.520 is just the

00:38:24.980 it might be the recovery

00:38:27.460 like I train

00:38:28.620 when I'm in training camp

00:38:29.500 I train 4 hours a day

00:38:30.660 but I also spend

00:38:33.100 2-4 hours recovering

00:38:35.740 wow 0.99

00:38:36.500 Whether it's between, like, naps, ice baths, sports rehab, cryogenic healing chamber, the hyperbaric oxygen tank, all the shit, dude. 0.99

00:38:47.540 Wow. 0.99

00:38:48.380 Hey, by the way, I have a chronic sinus infection.

00:38:50.320 That's what's wrong with me.

00:38:51.340 He went to the immunologist.

00:38:53.280 Chronic sinus infection.

00:38:54.260 That's what it is.

00:38:55.820 He's given me antibiotics because I've been crazy, crazy sick.

00:39:00.600 Does traveling make you sick?

00:39:01.800 Like, how do you stay healthy?

00:39:03.440 A lot of water.

00:39:04.460 I'm lucky to not get that sick

00:39:07.000 Really?

00:39:07.500 I've always been like that

00:39:08.440 You vegan?

00:39:09.340 Nope

00:39:09.640 Really?

00:39:10.700 Eat a lot of fast food

00:39:11.960 That a boy

00:39:13.040 Let's break this down

00:39:14.700 This is one of my favorite topics

00:39:15.980 Yeah?

00:39:16.920 I need you to rate

00:39:17.960 The four big burger chains

00:39:21.440 Top to bottom

00:39:23.180 In and out

00:39:25.340 Five guys

00:39:26.460 Whataburger

00:39:27.740 And Shake Shack

00:39:28.780 That's how you're ordering them?

00:39:30.660 No, no, no

00:39:31.000 I'm just asking you

00:39:31.600 I have my order

00:39:32.280 But I'm just curious

00:39:32.880 What your top four are

00:39:34.080 Go from least favorite to most favorite.

00:39:36.380 Least favorite?

00:39:37.420 Have you had all four?

00:39:38.920 Of what?

00:39:39.420 In-N-Out?

00:39:39.960 In-N-Out, Whataburger, Shake Shack, Five Guys.

00:39:42.420 Yeah, I haven't had Whataburger.

00:39:44.080 No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:44.980 I've had it one time.

00:39:45.800 Really? 0.99

00:39:46.240 It's like Houston or some shit? 1.00

00:39:48.120 Did you have it in fucking Houston? 0.99

00:39:49.460 I don't know where I had it. 0.99

00:39:50.400 It's such a weird place.

00:39:51.280 It's my four.

00:39:52.240 It takes my bottom spot.

00:39:53.740 Okay, so out of those four?

00:39:54.900 Yeah.

00:39:55.760 I go Whataburger.

00:39:57.200 I go In-N-Out.

00:39:59.720 i'd go shake shack and then five guys five guys i'd probably i'd probably have the same list

00:40:07.380 yeah i have it swapped at the top so you thought about it at least i've shake shack in the one

00:40:11.780 i love shake shack me too i've never ever seen you eat shake shack and i know you say this

00:40:18.020 we've been going to five guys a lot i like the fries they give you a ton of fries

00:40:21.760 and the the burgers are are great there i know david the german he doesn't speak english but

00:40:27.840 He loves Five Guys.

00:40:30.960 And interesting.

00:40:32.900 So fast food.

00:40:33.680 So you would say, because we usually have a plant eater, an herbivore on the show with us.

00:40:39.540 You're almost like a normal person.

00:40:42.200 Yeah.

00:40:42.700 I guess so, yeah.

00:40:43.640 That's awesome.

00:40:44.000 The thing about Shake Shack that I will give them is the back of their burger, the buns connected.

00:40:50.400 That is insane.

00:40:51.580 So beautiful.

00:40:52.260 That extra piece of bread.

00:40:54.120 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:40:54.880 There's nothing worse when you buy a burger and all the shit slips out. 0.99

00:40:57.380 That is so – I never thought of that minute little thing. 0.99

00:41:02.520 It holds all the juice in, and it also is just another piece of very fluffy bread.

00:41:06.780 And that last bite is so good.

00:41:08.000 Incredible.

00:41:08.840 And Shake Shack has the best buns out of all four of those.

00:41:13.240 They are very soft, buttery, brioche buns.

00:41:17.120 And that's three – what is it?

00:41:18.980 Potato bun.

00:41:19.620 Potato, sorry.

00:41:21.100 A potato bun.

00:41:22.080 It's tough to go wrong with potatoes.

00:41:24.060 There's a lot you can do with them.

00:41:25.860 There's a lot you can –

00:41:26.900 There was a Great Famine in Ireland.

00:41:29.500 Because of the potato.

00:41:30.680 The Great Potato Famine.

00:41:32.620 Oh, that's right.

00:41:33.420 Yeah, it was horrifying.

00:41:34.540 A lot of people died, dude.

00:41:36.260 Let me try to read your sign. 1.00

00:41:38.160 No, show me your stupid sign. 1.00

00:41:40.240 What's your tricks? 1.00

00:41:42.300 What is your style in editing?

00:41:44.280 Because that is a big part of what you do.

00:41:45.700 Yeah, that's a big part of what you do.

00:41:47.600 Is it just practice?

00:41:49.120 Because there's an art to editing.

00:41:50.880 Yeah.

00:41:52.160 I grew up being real big into music, playing a band.

00:41:55.320 And so I think like just being able to recognize the beat and cut to the beat or cut to the

00:42:00.440 vocals.

00:42:01.220 That's how I taught myself all music, all music videos for the most part.

00:42:05.660 Yeah.

00:42:05.940 I started off doing like just montages because like, uh, getting good mics and stuff when

00:42:10.820 you first begin, like are a beginner, it's just like audios, a nightmare.

00:42:15.140 By the way, are you looking for a job?

00:42:17.300 Yeah.

00:42:17.740 I was, I, by the way, I was going here too.

00:42:19.620 I was, you know what I was, how I was going to phrase it. 1.00

00:42:21.820 Fuck it. 1.00

00:42:22.140 We can't, we can't fucking do this. 1.00

00:42:23.900 no he'll get mad he'll flip out i was gonna say do you have any advice for productivity increase 0.96

00:42:30.840 on on editing like what's your what's your biggest advice to the editor out there who

00:42:35.280 i don't know just you know is missing notes for example or just isn't getting practice as much

00:42:41.760 as you can i remember when before i had like footage to actually edit i would rip movies

00:42:46.640 and make my own like trailers like just so like create outside so we're talking about a veteran

00:42:52.540 an editor here like that just needs a he's done that he's done yeah okay um like how can you

00:42:57.700 ensure that attention to detail is being uh uh attention attention i think you just gotta know

00:43:04.660 the subject matter and gotta love it he should have known last night's subject matter i mean

00:43:10.240 that's pretty common subject oh no he said he hasn't been watching i got mike his favorite

00:43:14.200 porn star for his birthday we made a really good vlog out of it yeah lana rhodes it's exciting i

00:43:19.060 I would ask you if you knew who that is, but your fiance is staring at me in the face. 1.00

00:43:22.380 Wow, and she now has lasers shooting out of her eyes.

00:43:25.120 How has this happened?

00:43:28.340 Yeah.

00:43:29.180 Yeah, we live a pretty weird situation over here.

00:43:34.520 Music videos.

00:43:35.760 Yeah.

00:43:37.100 That, I used to edit music videos, too, when I first started making drone montages, and

00:43:42.620 that was when I fell in love with editing and music and creating content.

00:43:48.140 That was the first piece of content I created.

00:43:49.700 I used to film real estate, like houses, like big luxury houses with drones and make montages

00:43:56.020 of it for real estate listings because it would increase the real estate value.

00:44:00.940 I don't know where I'm going with this, but I thought it was a cool topic.

00:44:04.520 Oh, I was going to ask you about music.

00:44:05.860 I was going to ask you about music.

00:44:06.680 You talked about the used, right?

00:44:08.600 So you were into a lot of like what, Screamo or like-

00:44:12.140 Punk, Screamo.

00:44:13.560 Amazing.

00:44:14.560 You're speaking to my heart right now.

00:44:16.260 Yeah, okay.

00:44:16.540 Huge brand new fan

00:44:18.160 Once again

00:44:20.320 Nowhere to go here

00:44:21.620 You're just a fan

00:44:24.080 That's it dude

00:44:25.160 You're holding up a sign again

00:44:27.860 Let's talk about Avicii

00:44:29.540 Nice

00:44:30.180 How involved were you in his camp?

00:44:34.720 I just made one music video

00:44:36.400 For his team and that was it

00:44:38.180 And it kind of like skyrocketed

00:44:40.760 Who I was at the time

00:44:41.980 Which song was it again?

00:44:43.740 The Knights

00:44:44.100 oh yeah and so i think i got paid to do a um i did i got paid to do a promo for that did you 0.98

00:44:51.460 really yeah that's crazy manda certainly had come to me because she was close with their camp as

00:44:54.780 well had you met avici uh at that time no i just seen him in concert a bunch have you yeah yeah i

00:45:01.980 met him twice did his death affect you yeah it was uh i mean his music not only was a big staple

00:45:10.800 in my life like as a big fan but to be to have him basically change my life with allowing me to do

00:45:19.780 one of his music videos like if i didn't get that opportunity i might not be sitting here talking to

00:45:23.700 you guys yeah check it out look oh uh yeah rory kramer vision right at the beginning there that

00:45:29.320 was my way to sneak my name in there i i remember i remember seeing you uh it's so hard to stop it

00:45:35.580 But I remember, I like the slogan of Rory Kramer Vision.

00:45:41.800 Thank you.

00:45:42.000 I see it on a lot of stuff.

00:45:42.960 It's cool.

00:45:43.280 It's creative.

00:45:44.080 Thank you.

00:45:44.620 But yeah, man, that was...

00:45:46.420 521 million views.

00:45:49.540 Yeah, big video.

00:45:50.600 Crazy, yeah.

00:45:52.480 A friend of ours has bought his old house.

00:45:55.200 Not just, but lives there currently.

00:45:58.640 And we met up with his manager, Ash, when we were in Sweden.

00:46:02.060 In Sweden, man.

00:46:03.480 How long ago was that?

00:46:04.380 six months ago probably

00:46:07.020 this whole thing was just incredibly sad

00:46:09.160 man yeah it's very sad

00:46:10.220 I hate

00:46:11.100 I don't even know how to

00:46:13.520 it's happening so frequently 0.99

00:46:17.140 now just like young

00:46:18.200 talent with so much promise just

00:46:21.020 disappearing yeah

00:46:22.260 his story was a little different than the

00:46:24.740 did you see his documentary

00:46:26.520 I didn't maybe I saw

00:46:28.560 parts of it I've only seen parts of it

00:46:30.440 it's heavy

00:46:30.960 his his his situation was different in that it was a it was a result of long-term abuse of the

00:46:39.680 body right is that is that correct like where whereas you had other people who made one fatal

00:46:44.080 mistake you know juice world mac whatever his his was a result of chronic pain and and and tire

00:46:53.640 and exhaustion and and and obviously heavy drinking was a was a big part of it as well

00:46:59.000 um and i i why do you why do you think that why do you think that so commonly like

00:47:05.440 artists in pain go hand in hand because you've been around a lot of them and i i know a lot of

00:47:12.460 artists draw their inspiration from their pain and i think it's the pressure of having to be

00:47:17.960 somebody and always have to be on and i mean i i just think about like we were talking about

00:47:23.180 justin like this guy like you're saying he has a lot of pull but like sometimes that pull you

00:47:27.800 don't want that people coming at you you want your space yeah space and just peace i feel like

00:47:35.640 justin's done a good job of like making that node he always has like he always has like he's he's

00:47:43.280 he's he's approachable but people also know to give him his space like i'm talking about that

00:47:49.820 the the average person not maybe like a believer but uh maybe i'm wrong i don't know man i mean i

00:47:57.240 saw it with paparazzi they'd just be in his space all the time yeah it's crazy like yeah it was

00:48:02.100 a different level of getting to work with somebody oh my god it's been it's been interesting to see

00:48:07.260 how a lot of this stuff has affected people's decisions to stay in the public eye when they

00:48:12.680 have the option and what we just saw in in england with the royal family you know i mean these these

00:48:19.380 guys made a decision to actually pull out of their duties of being a part of the royal family and in 0.99

00:48:25.180 an effort to get away from this fucking life. 0.99

00:48:27.240 Is Meghan Markle behind it, dude? 1.00

00:48:30.300 Is 1.00

00:48:30.400 she behind it?

00:48:32.860 I saw memes, dude.

00:48:34.420 I saw memes.

00:48:37.060 Sorry, Harry. Is it Harry?

00:48:39.280 Is that one?

00:48:41.360 Not Harry Connick Jr., Jeff.

00:48:43.160 Prince Harry. Harry,

00:48:45.320 as most people know,

00:48:46.960 maybe not enough.

00:48:49.160 What's happening right now? 0.99

00:48:51.900 I'll say it however the fuck 0.99

00:48:53.280 I want to say it. Alright, Peanut Gallery? 0.99

00:48:55.180 prince prince harry harry harry lived through you're a wizard harry yeah yeah wizard lived

00:49:04.600 through his mother his mother's passing his mother's death at the result of that pressure

00:49:09.720 as a result of that paparazzi yeah and so i i don't think she's behind it i think he knows

00:49:14.880 better than anyone in this world how that pressure and how the paparazzi and how that life can affect

00:49:21.040 to he watched his mom you know die in the most tragic of way and it you know continues to cripple

00:49:28.320 people who are in love with her which was every single person on this planet princess diana was

00:49:33.160 one of the most loved people one of the most impactful people in the world and so i think i

00:49:38.040 think a lot of people are starting to take the cue early and make those adjustments ahead of time

00:49:43.380 you know what i'm saying i mean they haven't been mega affected by the paparazzi just yet but i but 0.99

00:49:48.680 i think they don't want to be i think they want their kids to have a normal fucking life yeah you 0.91

00:49:52.520 know but justin's been fun to watch it's been fun to watch justin fight paparazzi he's got a very 0.98

00:49:59.500 kanye-esque reaction to the pop to the pops yeah he's he's a great guy yeah love the dude

00:50:05.760 where are you uh you got a really bad car accident i did semi-reasonly i remember texting you yeah

00:50:11.640 you did correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't that almost fatal yeah uh i was just telling uh when

00:50:18.220 your buddies out there that new bluetooth speaker you guys got yeah one of those saved my life

00:50:23.500 soundbox shut the fuck up really so i had this back in indiana my friends and i we cut yeah 0.93

00:50:29.000 soundbox save your life yeah 100 holy shit yeah so and you could swipe up we're using our uh link 0.98

00:50:36.100 for so we i had this homemade convertible i had a 97 toyota corolla we cut the top off welded the 0.89

00:50:41.740 door shut painted it like american flag were you doing a demolition derby like why did you weld

00:50:47.480 the door shut because when you take the roof off it would sag so that keeps the suspension okay in

00:50:53.720 line okay uh that's what my buddy that's a mechanic told me you're like i don't really know it was my

00:50:58.480 first one like that so so the doors so you're like dukes of hazard jumping over the doors and it was

00:51:03.340 uh late at night one night and i was driving down this gravel road just thinking about life on the

00:51:09.300 way home and next thing i know i fell asleep drive off the road and when the car landed the speaker

00:51:17.120 fell out of the back seat and landed like where the trunk is so it propped it up enough like my

00:51:21.820 face was still smashing into gravel but like it was just enough that it didn't fully snap my neck

00:51:26.400 this sound box the speaker held the car up so you could crawl out yeah wow that's incredible yeah

00:51:34.320 that's crazy what it is it's such a tough speaker dude is it undestructible or indestructible

00:51:41.460 indestructible

00:51:42.760 that's not what I heard

00:51:43.480 that is insane

00:51:46.500 what kind of injuries did you suffer

00:51:49.160 just some scrapes on the face

00:51:52.140 and that was about it

00:51:53.000 dude my cousin Will

00:51:55.160 shout out Will

00:51:56.520 he got my cousin 0.99

00:51:58.840 got fucked up 1.00

00:52:01.180 fell asleep at the wheel 1.00

00:52:02.540 ejected

00:52:04.020 this was over Christmas

00:52:05.260 I was home with my family

00:52:07.160 ejected from the vehicle 1.00

00:52:10.060 seatbelt on still strapped to his seat yeah the seat came out the seat came out of the fucking 0.99

00:52:16.600 vehicle dude dude the vehicle is is i mean it's it's what it's a classic scenario of like how 0.99

00:52:22.280 the fuck did anyone in that vehicle survive i don't know i don't know i i think i think the

00:52:29.240 top of the car got ripped off or something yeah and then dude uh but yeah he fell asleep at the 0.99

00:52:36.160 wheel and uh he was he was he was really fucked up the biggest thing is his foot he needs like 0.86

00:52:41.760 a lot a lot of foot surgery um but that's it that is insane dude i didn't i didn't realize 0.97

00:52:49.020 that falling asleep at the wheel was like that bro let me tell you let me let me tell you first 0.93

00:52:54.320 hand experience driving while sleeping is impossible in fucking possible i know i mean 0.97

00:53:01.160 i know but you don't know until you drive off a cliff drove off a cliff in my car and you've 0.96

00:53:07.080 seen those pictures logan in my g35 infinia drove off were you asleep yeah i fell asleep

00:53:12.060 shut up why it was sleep induced by xanax but you know nonetheless it was a deep sleep

00:53:16.600 and i i i was able to um steer through a couple uh telephone poles two two telephone poles as

00:53:24.260 well as a guardrail and that slowed me down which was nice i don't know if i was you know

00:53:27.500 making those adjustments uh consciously because i was sleeping of course but then i launched off a 0.55

00:53:32.640 uh cliff into a ravine i hit like 50 fucking trees dude and then at the end the airbag deployed at 0.84

00:53:38.280 first impact but then all the other impacts there were no airbags so i smashed my head on the 0.97

00:53:42.680 steering wheel and uh i got out and i was i was really fucked up and the cops came and i obviously 0.64

00:53:48.820 should have got a dui for it this was by this like 15 years ago so i've changed a lot but uh 0.88

00:53:55.540 they were like oh he hit his head really hard so he's 0.91

00:53:57.480 fucked up and I was like yeah yeah that's right 0.99

00:53:59.360 smashed my head man 0.99

00:54:00.600 I'm trying to find the picture

00:54:03.140 I'm not sure I can

00:54:05.520 but I typed

00:54:07.580 in Will in my text

00:54:09.440 but it turns out you say Will a lot in actual sentences

00:54:11.640 because it's also a commonly used

00:54:13.680 word as well as a name

00:54:14.640 oh yeah that's true

00:54:16.220 so you're fine now I know that was a minor setback

00:54:19.760 for you yeah it was definitely a minor setback

00:54:21.620 big setback I mean it was just

00:54:23.520 a lot of ptsd from that and just kind of like social anxiety especially going out in la just

00:54:29.760 everybody was asking about it and this last thing i wanted to be talking about oh really yeah i asked

00:54:35.480 you about it i feel bad no no not bad like i was just like yo you good yeah a lot of people were

00:54:39.840 like yo you good but it was just one of those things i knew i had to go out and like face head

00:54:44.120 on and like have people ask me about it how did that impact your appreciation for life oh it's

00:54:50.900 I'm like, I want to live forever now.

00:54:52.860 And I'm like, are you going for the whole, are you going for eternity?

00:54:55.440 Is that your plan?

00:54:56.220 I mean, I'd love to.

00:54:57.100 Yeah.

00:54:57.780 Realistically, do you have an age you ideally strive for?

00:55:02.600 I mean, I don't know now.

00:55:03.760 Like, I feel like people are going to start living longer.

00:55:05.820 Yeah.

00:55:06.040 Facts.

00:55:06.400 I think so too.

00:55:06.980 I think so.

00:55:07.920 I think so.

00:55:08.320 I'm about to get stem cells injected everywhere.

00:55:10.020 My body cryogenically freeze my head. 0.99

00:55:11.820 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:55:12.600 I'm going for one 50. 0.99

00:55:13.620 That's why I ask.

00:55:14.820 Is this, is this you Mike?

00:55:16.080 Well, it's the car.

00:55:16.960 Is that what you're looking for?

00:55:18.400 I think you locked your phone.

00:55:20.040 well ascending it's a classic error i would say well now can you even find it again yeah of course 0.98

00:55:24.660 i screened it well that's stupid this this was your car when you drove off the cliff oh wait i 0.97

00:55:30.800 got it i got it oh wow the front of your car is a bush yeah i was trying to figure out how the 0.99

00:55:39.760 garden got there there's not really much left bro but see those airbags dude those were helpful

00:55:44.860 look at the hood yeah there's not really one i mean well it became more of like a roof yeah it

00:55:49.720 did but yeah i got i kicked the door open it was smoking and and people were yelling are you all

00:55:54.860 right down there and i mean i couldn't talk so much blood in my mouth what's the other car doing

00:55:59.760 down there i think that was just no no this is at the the uh junkyard oh yeah yeah but i got some

00:56:05.620 rhododendron growing out of the engine block i thought people were driving off the cliff to help

00:56:09.740 you yeah it was a strange one dude i i have have been very outspoken against sleeping while driving 0.77

00:56:17.460 it is it is like i said it's fucking impossible yeah jake and i have this conversation because 0.69

00:56:22.780 everyone's been sleepy while they're driving but why not just why not just pull over and do 0.88

00:56:27.900 jumping jacks and push-ups or get a coffee or something like if you if you feel yourself

00:56:31.480 getting to that place yeah what are you yeah why keep going well i mean i was only like a mile from

00:56:38.920 home that's when and that's when it happens all the time so i live on this lake in indiana and

00:56:44.260 So instead of going the short way home, I decided to take the long way home so I can

00:56:49.300 question, like go through all the things I was processing.

00:56:53.140 In your mind, because the best place to think is where you're driving, obviously.

00:56:56.200 And so all of a sudden, Joe's off.

00:56:58.720 And next thing I know, I'm three feet from a tree and just smack.

00:57:02.440 Who followed you?

00:57:03.980 I walked to this house, like down this gravel road.

00:57:07.180 What?

00:57:07.500 Yeah.

00:57:08.480 Brain bleed, punctured kidney.

00:57:12.040 Wait, when you said you had a few scratches

00:57:13.840 and you left out the brain bleed

00:57:16.020 and the puncture kidney.

00:57:16.720 Well, okay.

00:57:17.380 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:57:17.920 I forgot.

00:57:18.380 I did forget about that.

00:57:20.400 Is it because of the brain bleed?

00:57:21.780 Maybe you forgot about it?

00:57:23.740 No.

00:57:25.460 No, I mean, I just,

00:57:26.940 I was thinking of just like appearance,

00:57:28.540 like stuff, scraped my head.

00:57:31.420 Were you hospitalized at all?

00:57:32.580 Yeah, I was in the hospital for three days.

00:57:35.660 Jesus, bro.

00:57:36.520 You made it seem like you were okay.

00:57:39.200 Have you?

00:57:39.840 I mean, for what it was,

00:57:41.120 I walked away with, like, scratches.

00:57:44.600 Have you had a lot of injuries?

00:57:46.380 Yeah.

00:57:47.020 See, you're in the same boat as me.

00:57:48.740 More so than, like, did you ever look like that? 1.00

00:57:51.900 Mike, what the fuck? 0.99

00:57:53.420 It was just a little love tag, bro. 1.00

00:57:54.580 I've never seen these pictures.

00:57:57.260 What is that from?

00:57:58.280 I was just, like, smashing on the wheel.

00:58:00.440 Yeah.

00:58:01.080 Dude. 1.00

00:58:02.480 Shit happens, dude. 1.00

00:58:03.780 You look like a totally different person. 1.00

00:58:05.060 Well, I was a little bit.

00:58:06.500 I really liked Shake Shack at this point.

00:58:08.540 I really like Shake Shack

00:58:10.960 dude I don't know if you can tell by my chin

00:58:12.480 it's not one

00:58:13.880 it's just a neck connected to a face

00:58:16.600 dude you're so good looking though

00:58:18.260 listen

00:58:19.900 and also

00:58:22.080 one other thing I was missing at this point

00:58:24.780 Danny

00:58:25.920 it's funny

00:58:28.080 one other thing I was missing at this point was chapstick

00:58:30.820 I don't know if you could 0.99

00:58:31.760 holy shit 0.99

00:58:34.260 you ever kiss a girl with lips like this 1.00

00:58:36.800 absolutely not 1.00

00:58:37.360 you've seen the one that came over here that one 0.97

00:58:39.700 I shit you not 1.00

00:58:42.460 he had this girl over one time that had 0.99

00:58:43.860 coffee cakes his lips

00:58:45.300 I've never seen anything like it it looked like gravel

00:58:47.540 I couldn't kiss her I can't do it

00:58:50.040 I can't do it

00:58:50.840 so those injuries that happened in the past

00:58:53.640 that I'm in the same boat

00:58:55.360 have had a million I've been in ICU 0.98

00:58:57.800 15 fucking times so when 1.00

00:58:59.600 this kind of shit happens to you now 1.00

00:59:01.680 you play it the way you just 1.00

00:59:04.080 played it like look how I'm treating this car crash

00:59:06.280 You know what I'm saying?

00:59:06.860 I'm like,

00:59:07.040 ah,

00:59:07.260 you know,

00:59:07.520 sleeping while driving,

00:59:08.220 not acceptable.

00:59:08.880 Like a lot of people,

00:59:09.700 it's crazy and it makes sense,

00:59:11.160 but a lot of times these kind of accidents will define someone's entire existence on this planet.

00:59:14.960 Yeah.

00:59:15.400 But I,

00:59:15.800 I feel like,

00:59:16.820 and were you into action sports at all?

00:59:18.500 Yeah.

00:59:18.760 Oh yeah.

00:59:19.340 Obviously.

00:59:19.920 And BMX skateboarding, 1.00

00:59:21.040 like that kind of shit? 1.00

00:59:22.140 Skateboarding and then a bunch of water sports. 0.99

00:59:23.860 So you've definitely broken your wrist.

00:59:25.020 Yep.

00:59:25.600 Uh,

00:59:25.880 no,

00:59:26.100 I've not broken my wrist.

00:59:26.940 I've broken my leg.

00:59:28.580 I've had stitches all over my head, 1.00

00:59:30.440 stitches in my ass. 1.00

00:59:31.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:32.020 In your ass. 1.00

00:59:32.900 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:33.460 What will happen?

00:59:34.720 Rail.

00:59:35.600 You know those fly boards that you connect to on the water?

00:59:38.980 Absolutely.

00:59:39.560 In the jet skis? 0.98

00:59:40.380 I did a backflip on that, and my ass landed on the bolt when I hit the water, and it just 0.99

00:59:46.020 sliced me open. 1.00

00:59:47.600 Second butthole. 0.98

00:59:50.260 Seven stitches. 0.97

00:59:51.620 That seems chaotic.

00:59:53.300 I mean, he smashed his head on a trampoline. 1.00

00:59:55.360 I got fucked up, dude. 0.99

00:59:56.540 I haven't even talked about all my penis injuries. 0.99

00:59:58.700 The world knows about one. 1.00

00:59:59.940 The 15%. 0.99

01:00:00.940 The testicle, yeah. 0.98

01:00:01.860 Which other injury are you talking about? 1.00

01:00:03.420 I had a penis injury 0.99

01:00:04.660 On a pogo stick 0.99

01:00:05.900 You told me about this one

01:00:08.540 I did?

01:00:09.100 Yeah this one's graphic

01:00:10.180 Yeah

01:00:10.580 It's pretty nasty 1.00

01:00:12.380 I mean anytime a pogo stick 1.00

01:00:13.460 On a penis 1.00

01:00:14.080 I was 1.00

01:00:14.640 I was

01:00:15.080 I had a puberty

01:00:16.540 I think it was 12 1.00

01:00:17.240 I was obsessed with pogo sticking 1.00

01:00:18.580 Like you recycling 1.00

01:00:19.540 You know it was really 1.00

01:00:20.940 Really really bouncy pogo sticks 1.00

01:00:22.680 Someone that can go like 0.99

01:00:23.340 6 to 8 feet

01:00:23.960 Yeah yeah

01:00:24.440 I had one of those

01:00:25.060 But I was 12

01:00:25.600 So I was like under the weight limit

01:00:26.960 But I thought I could just like

01:00:28.480 Push it

01:00:28.880 And I was jumping on it

01:00:30.640 And my body was a little

01:00:31.980 Too small for it 0.99

01:00:32.840 so much so that my penis was right in line basically with the handlebars and the thing 0.98

01:00:39.180 that connected them the thing that connected them had a rubber uh covering that when i went up 0.99

01:00:46.960 i'm bracing i'm bracing caught the tip of my penis in it and then when i came down it went 0.98

01:00:53.600 bang and just like mousetrapped my uh oh my god my tip oh my god and my urethra and i was like 0.99

01:01:00.820 my dad comes running out he's like what happened i was like my penis because i didn't know what 0.98

01:01:07.360 happened i thought it's a pogo stick bro nothing attacked me i didn't like i don't know was that 0.91

01:01:12.200 the last time you pogo stick naked how was it didn't bleed uh so so i went to go pee about 10 0.85

01:01:19.400 minutes later and just i remember this was the first time i swore in front of my dad i went to 0.91

01:01:24.180 go uh this is where it gets a little fucked up i went to go pee and the tip had swollen shut 0.94

01:01:30.080 my urethra had swollen shut 0.98

01:01:31.840 and instead of

01:01:34.200 but I was still peeing right

01:01:35.220 but instead of the pee going out 0.98

01:01:36.420 my penis was inflating 0.99

01:01:38.700 and I go 1.00

01:01:41.140 holy fuck 1.00

01:01:42.620 and my dad goes what did you just say 1.00

01:01:44.500 and I was like

01:01:44.880 and all of a sudden it just all burst out

01:01:49.200 for the next three days

01:01:50.480 for the next three days

01:01:52.040 I had to pee by sitting in a warm bathtub

01:01:55.300 and loosening up all the skin

01:01:57.880 and I had to pee

01:01:59.660 in the bathtub that I was in.

01:02:00.940 I hate to say it,

01:02:01.920 but especially because I live with you,

01:02:03.680 but that's actually the way I still pee right now.

01:02:06.440 Every time I pee, I run a warm bath.

01:02:07.880 In what bathtub?

01:02:08.780 Because you don't have one in your room.

01:02:09.940 At yours.

01:02:10.680 The handlebar bathtub in your bathroom.

01:02:12.280 Oh.

01:02:12.840 I pee in it every day.

01:02:14.220 Roughly three or four times a day.

01:02:17.600 That's a little soap. 1.00

01:02:18.540 That's fucked up, man. 1.00

01:02:19.620 That's pretty nice and shit. 1.00

01:02:20.340 I can't believe you got fucking pogo dicked, bro. 1.00

01:02:22.420 Pogo dicked. 1.00

01:02:25.200 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:02:26.780 We've all probably gotten fucked up a decent amount. 0.99

01:02:29.660 wear wrist pads 0.98

01:02:31.420 were either of you guys roller bladers at any point

01:02:34.280 I was 0.99

01:02:35.100 fucking fruit booters dude 1.00

01:02:36.500 you wouldn't know this fucking term 1.00

01:02:39.660 because you weren't in a true action sports game 0.99

01:02:41.160 you didn't go to Woodward

01:02:41.880 you fruit booted at Woodward 1.00

01:02:45.100 we used to fucking fuck 1.00

01:02:46.960 would you know the only reason 1.00

01:02:49.300 why people like fruit booters

01:02:50.540 because they waxed everything 0.99

01:02:52.480 and so when it was time to do a fucking feeble grind 0.99

01:02:54.680 or a fucking nose slide or whatever 1.00

01:02:56.460 it was waxed as shit dude 0.99

01:02:58.620 i'm watching this video you sent here to dylan the producer new video i'm working on dot move 0.97

01:03:05.420 and um look at you just having a lot of fun just just be careful just be careful with some of this

01:03:11.920 stuff bro my my friend tommy uh got was in a coma like forever for doing that yeah um that's

01:03:21.880 dangerous very dangerous you got bindings on that thing no look at look at those shoes they are

01:03:28.200 shredded yeah this is risky and then all of a sudden you're on an airboat yeah so a lot of

01:03:35.040 this was like when i was shooting my mtv show hey who are all those girls uh the herbert twins

01:03:39.760 charlie jordan oh charlie jordan oh we love them so much charlie might be the nicest person in the

01:03:47.060 world. I'll tell you why. Wow. She used to be Mormon. Really? You were there last night

01:03:52.120 you said? Yeah. By the way, she might also be possibly the prettiest girl on the planet.

01:03:56.780 For me, she takes the cake. She is stunning. She's fucking stunning. And so sweet. Shout 0.89

01:04:02.520 out, Charlie. We love you. She won the thing. Oh, she's not Michael Jordan. No. Do you know

01:04:08.780 how fast she is? She is fast. We were running to the train last Friday. We were on a double 1.00

01:04:16.540 date my fiance was like i've never had anybody keep up with my stride because she has long legs 1.00

01:04:21.340 good runner and charlie was just she's fast as fuck she cleaned up at our track and field event 1.00

01:04:26.500 i saw that yeah cleaned up she won everything hurdles probably long did she long jump i don't 0.99

01:04:32.340 remember no i mean i don't know she did something she's a phenom amy's a long jumper oh really yeah

01:04:37.800 over christmas her mom pulled out like her high school highlight oh nice oh my god she's like

01:04:42.820 rolling like don't show me what did you jump that's that's inhumane did you really jump 17

01:04:51.760 five that is what i jumped when i when i long jumped i think i was in eighth grade but that 0.98

01:04:59.580 is the exact distance that i long jumped that is far as fuck that's really far did you win did you 0.77

01:05:05.800 win awards uh nice nice nice nice well man i i wish you luck on all your pursuits in life and uh 0.91

01:05:15.720 your your marriage yeah where are you guys gonna have the wedding at the lake like we're both from

01:05:21.300 like this small like little lake in indiana sick yeah so hi there very cool bro very cool what's

01:05:26.760 what's next what's next what you got going on uh hopefully finishing that video and then i'd like

01:05:31.820 to tour again this year so

01:05:33.180 with someone

01:05:35.120 I'd love to do Justin's tour

01:05:39.000 the Paul's tour?

01:05:40.700 I'm pretty sure he wants a little bit more

01:05:43.040 what about Schmello?

01:05:45.220 you know Mo and them?

01:05:46.540 I know them, I've never really worked with them though

01:05:48.440 I mean I'm sure they could

01:05:49.400 I think they got some video guys

01:05:52.300 one would assume

01:05:53.140 well heck yeah bro, where can they find you on social media?

01:05:56.200 Rory Kramer

01:05:56.780 that makes sense

01:05:57.700 hey guys also we have an Instagram ourselves

01:06:00.820 It's Adam Paul's show

01:06:02.200 If you want to follow it

01:06:03.140 Our boy Caleb

01:06:04.180 He gets some nice clips for that

01:06:06.640 And they're funny

01:06:07.480 And they're like little snippets

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01:06:09.200 Yeah, he's really good

01:06:10.280 So yeah

01:06:11.140 Adam Paul's show on Instagram

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01:06:43.160 We're two best friends,

01:06:44.420 22 years apart,

01:06:45.560 but so close at heart.

01:06:47.100 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio,

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 16, 2020

E151 RORY KRAMER FOUGHT JUSTIN BIEBER - IMPAULSIVE EP. 151

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