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00:02:12.860 Mike comes from the corporate world.

00:02:15.000 This ain't corporate.

00:02:16.220 This is an extremely dynamic, ever-changing environment 0.95

00:02:19.280 with pure f***ing savagery.

00:02:21.380 And if you're not ready to step up to that level, 0.96

00:02:24.080 especially now that I'm on,

00:02:25.680 because we're doing the vlogs and the podcast,

00:02:27.460 like, I'm always on, bro.

00:02:28.620 I lay in bed at night

00:02:29.500 and it takes me two hours

00:02:30.480 to fall asleep

00:02:30.980 because I'm like this

00:02:31.500 and he tried to

00:02:32.880 coming up with ideas

00:02:33.620 by the way

00:02:42.200 I don't know where 0.98

00:02:42.940 everybody fucking 0.98

00:02:43.660 is planning on going today 0.98

00:02:44.780 but we ain't leaving here

00:02:46.000 anytime soon

00:02:46.640 so instead of complaining

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00:02:48.600 get comfortable 1.00

00:02:49.700 get some fucking popcorn 1.00

00:02:51.180 and shut your fucking mouth 1.00

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00:03:15.560 Are you gonna do Saturdays?

00:03:17.080 I think I might do Saturdays

00:03:17.600 Just so you have Monday, Tuesday

00:03:18.660 Wednesday, Thursday

00:03:19.200 Friday, Saturday

00:03:19.940 And then what we do

00:03:20.580 Is we like to take Sundays off

00:03:21.860 We force ourselves

00:03:23.020 For you guys

00:03:23.340 We don't actually take them off

00:03:24.760 No

00:03:24.980 We like to usually

00:03:26.100 But let's

00:03:26.460 I mean yesterday 0.65

00:03:27.060 we fucking well it's just it's just i i really realize that like truly taking a day off for us

00:03:32.820 anyways is impossible for and here's why like i always try to make things applicable we do what 0.94

00:03:38.040 we love so as much as we like take a day off man we're always just filming stuff we're going to

00:03:42.940 hang out with friends we're making content instagram store whatever it is the point is this

00:03:46.140 you if you want you could see a lot of us in 2020 like it's a big year again i'm gonna attribute

00:03:51.780 most of this drive to being sober this clarity is insane dude i can see the future i can see the

00:03:59.980 future bro what do you see do you see drop shipping that is obviously the biggest i see drop

00:04:05.180 sheep sheeping it's a drop sheeping it's where you carry sheep around and drop them at some point

00:04:10.680 i see drop shipping i see new business entities i see a lot of views on the vlog i see big it's not

00:04:17.640 even merch apparel sales like it's just going to be it's just going to be a big year of focused

00:04:22.060 sober just ultimateness and also i tweeted about it again today i don't want to hit it again we're

00:04:28.020 not not drinking to minimize the downs here we're trying to we're trying to increase these ups return

00:04:32.940 on investment yeah i i yes i have to i have one thing to fix that's it um the sign is perfection 0.86

00:04:39.160 you guys can still hear i did the math today i've been sick for a fucking month 30 days straight i've 0.83

00:04:45.880 been sick it's it's getting ridiculous I'm going to the immunologist we're figuring out like what's 0.95

00:04:50.580 wrong with me I may have to get sinus surgery because like one of them one of my sinus tubes

00:04:55.320 is that how it works is there a tube they might be pinched or something I said I said today if

00:05:01.140 like what's the what's the price you would pay to be healthy guaranteed for the rest of your life

00:05:06.180 no no no you don't have unlimited money you personally Michael all all yeah all of it there's

00:05:12.720 no there's no price on health and that's why it comes back to this discussion that we are always

00:05:16.920 having about uh health care in america and how important it is to people i mean it's like what

00:05:22.300 price could you put on being healthy and on on living a healthy life i asked you this morning

00:05:27.420 i don't even know that you're sick anymore you're just logan you know i'm saying yeah as long as

00:05:32.720 i've known you you've been sick that's why it's like weird to even hear you say you're sick anymore

00:05:36.800 Because I can't even imagine

00:05:37.960 Are you talking about like

00:05:38.800 Sick or like

00:05:40.140 Sick

00:05:40.780 Cause I'm

00:05:42.520 Cause I'm definitely

00:05:43.300 I'm definitely

00:05:44.200 Sick 1.00

00:05:45.320 Like a mixture of

00:05:46.180 I don't know

00:05:46.620 I'm gonna do some 0.97

00:05:47.220 I'm gonna do some historical shit bro 0.99

00:05:49.020 Scooch over 0.99

00:05:50.200 My gum's going where your gum's going

00:05:51.860 Wow

00:05:53.200 First piece

00:05:54.340 Impulsive history

00:05:56.360 Clip it

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00:06:02.100 Joe Rogan

00:06:02.840 Joe Rogan experience

00:06:04.320 I don't

00:06:05.200 I don't watch that many of

00:06:06.180 Joe Rogan's full podcast, besides the one with Russell Brand, which if you saw that

00:06:10.740 episode yet, you didn't because it's coming out on Thursday.

00:06:14.560 Yeah, we're going to switch them.

00:06:15.520 We're going to switch them.

00:06:16.040 Boys Only's on Tuesday and guest podcast on Thursday.

00:06:19.040 Oh, we're going to stick to that format?

00:06:20.900 Yeah.

00:06:21.300 Because I think it's important for the boys only to recap things that happened this weekend,

00:06:25.240 such as the Conor McGregor fight.

00:06:29.400 I was going to order it.

00:06:30.960 You didn't?

00:06:31.440 I didn't order it.

00:06:32.180 I was here just doing some administrative business.

00:06:35.360 So I didn't order the fight

00:06:36.380 I was supposed to be up with you and Big Bear

00:06:38.020 I know we're going to talk about that

00:06:39.140 And I would have seen the fight up there

00:06:41.000 But I came back here for that admin

00:06:42.380 And I didn't order it

00:06:45.240 Probably a good thing

00:06:46.040 I saw it was over in what?

00:06:47.600 40 seconds

00:06:48.600 40 seconds

00:06:50.900 I will say

00:06:51.920 I went into the fight pretty much knowing

00:06:55.180 Conor McGregor is going to win

00:06:56.440 Donald Cerrone is a legend

00:06:57.900 He's done all these great things

00:06:58.840 But he is stiff

00:06:59.740 And McGregor, the word I'll use to describe him is lethal

00:07:03.020 his precision and power is is absolutely unmatched and in the first i think 20 seconds he he this 0.97

00:07:10.520 it sounds weird saying he punched donald cerrone with his fucking shoulder have you ever done that 0.68

00:07:16.380 to anyone um milton's milton's kind of pushed me to do it but in boxing it's not legal yeah but 0.96

00:07:21.640 that's never stopped you in the past it's true i do i do sometimes infringements that i shouldn't

00:07:28.140 but donald cerrone got punched in the face three times with conor mcgregor's shoulder

00:07:31.620 busted his nose

00:07:32.780 his nose started bleeding

00:07:33.680 then he got head kicked

00:07:34.720 and dropped to the cage

00:07:35.920 and fell and went

00:07:36.840 in fetal position

00:07:37.560 I will say this

00:07:38.600 I like Donald Cerrone

00:07:41.860 I think everyone

00:07:42.580 in the world

00:07:43.180 is disappointed

00:07:43.840 with your performance

00:07:44.780 I'll tell you one

00:07:46.540 and I like Donald Cerrone

00:07:47.760 and like

00:07:48.120 the DAZN crew

00:07:49.100 was just with him

00:07:49.780 and he said he wanted

00:07:50.300 to train with me

00:07:50.860 but I don't know

00:07:51.860 I don't know dude

00:07:52.680 I'll tell you one person

00:07:55.620 that's pissed

00:07:56.100 at that performance

00:07:56.880 pissed

00:07:57.600 Dan Bilzerian

00:08:00.040 How can you not

00:08:03.320 How can you not be

00:08:04.040 You go in there

00:08:04.580 And you expect

00:08:05.120 Dude you pay $70

00:08:06.600 For a title fight 1.00

00:08:08.420 No fuck the 70 bucks 1.00

00:08:09.720 What did Dan bet 1.00

00:08:10.480 Did you see the bet

00:08:12.120 Dan bet

00:08:13.160 I thought he said

00:08:14.140 He was betting pocket change

00:08:15.180 With a bag of change

00:08:16.420 I don't know if you may have

00:08:17.360 Noticed what was behind him 0.99

00:08:18.560 Oh shit 0.99

00:08:20.720 You may have missed that part 1.00

00:08:21.900 Oh

00:08:22.400 Oh I didn't look at

00:08:23.120 I'm one of those people

00:08:23.740 That doesn't look at the background

00:08:24.640 Of Instagram pictures

00:08:25.800 I mean can you really do wrong

00:08:26.980 At this point

00:08:27.500 I'm probably

00:08:29.720 Yeah

00:08:30.320 But wait

00:08:30.820 How much did he bet

00:08:31.780 Did he say

00:08:32.280 I mean let's try to count it

00:08:35.500 Oh

00:08:37.780 I see what's happening here

00:08:39.200 1.5 million likes

00:08:40.780 He put in some pocket change

00:08:42.160 On Cowboy Cerrone

00:08:42.820 Who y'all got

00:08:43.460 Oh my god

00:08:44.120 Oh my god

00:08:45.400 There goes your entire 1.00

00:08:46.800 Life's fucking worth 1.00

00:08:48.380 To people watching this shit 1.00

00:08:49.680 By the way 1.00

00:08:50.540 Even fucking 0.99

00:08:51.020 Wow 0.99

00:08:51.520 God almighty

00:08:52.480 Dan

00:08:54.080 I don't

00:08:55.220 Yeah probably

00:08:55.700 No these are hundreds right here

00:08:57.800 These are singles

00:08:58.620 These are 20s 0.93

00:08:59.320 Jesus 0.52

00:08:59.620 So I'll give you a good guess on it

00:09:01.560 Those 20 ones are probably

00:09:02.720 I would say those are probably

00:09:03.500 $2,000 racks

00:09:04.840 The 20 ones

00:09:05.620 You might be able to even zoom in

00:09:06.640 And see what the bands are

00:09:07.540 So each one of those stacks

00:09:08.780 Might be 20 thou

00:09:09.820 Dan didn't

00:09:11.460 Dan didn't bet on my fight

00:09:13.000 Thank God

00:09:13.600 So I actually didn't feel bad

00:09:14.800 He's like

00:09:15.140 He's like

00:09:15.660 What did he say

00:09:16.620 He's like

00:09:16.840 Yeah I was gonna put like 0.99

00:09:17.720 Quarter mil on the fight

00:09:18.660 But the odds are 4 to 1 0.99

00:09:19.700 So I figured he'd get shit returns 0.99

00:09:20.880 Suddenly 0.99

00:09:21.620 He's a cowboy from the south

00:09:23.020 But uh

00:09:23.600 He didn't bet on me

00:09:24.760 So I didn't feel bad

00:09:25.380 But this is

00:09:25.820 That's my entire network

00:09:28.000 Like

00:09:28.320 mcgregor continues to innovate um fighting technique which is insane like even cerrone

00:09:35.800 said he's like yeah he hit me in the shoulder i've never seen anything like that like no one

00:09:38.860 has like no one's no one's ever seen that before and uh he's just such he's just such a he uses

00:09:44.720 quite legitimately every part of his body and he goes in there treating it like a real fight

00:09:49.000 not just uh you have a striking game you have a grappling game a ground game a wrestling background

00:09:54.080 whatever it is like he goes in there as a 360 degree fighter so i mean king's back uh congratulations

00:10:00.520 conor mcgregor man i mean what is what does he do next by the way has he made any statements about

00:10:06.040 like who's gonna fight next or like i think he's just focused on uh having some fun relaxing for

00:10:11.720 a little bit he's not boozing he's not boozing what he's he's pull it up he had he made a whole

00:10:16.780 statement about uh how he was drinking on the way into his last fight he was drinking during

00:10:21.320 training camp i think he i think he boozed in the aftermath oh afterwards of course yes so maybe on

00:10:25.980 the way in yeah bro i just thought maybe he'd been watching the show and he figured you know

00:10:29.320 these dudes are fucking crushing it without without the booze yeah true um yeah who knows

00:10:33.580 maybe he fights could be maybe he fights uh kamaru usman which would be crazy there's a there's a lot 0.96

00:10:38.640 of good fighters i'm at the point in my life this is the last thing i'll say i'm at the point in my

00:10:42.040 life where i really really do want conor mcgregor to stop aging and i want to watch him fight for

00:10:48.600 the forever for the rest of my life like i wish he would stay here in his prime if this is his prime

00:10:53.260 and because i know i'm gonna miss watching him fight is there anybody you'd want to see age

00:10:57.620 faster or in like die off quicker uh you know what probably not maybe this is well i was until

00:11:06.960 you added the die off part is there anybody you'd like to see age faster and just move more i would

00:11:11.700 i would love talking in the next year for caitlin bennett gun girl to look like a full-on grandmother 1.00

00:11:16.700 and just be interviewing people at pep rally.

00:11:18.880 He's like, what do you think about it, boy? 1.00

00:11:23.720 Just like, yo, Caitlyn, shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:11:26.580 Give it up. 1.00

00:11:27.900 We removed the Caitlyn Bennett gun girl episode.

00:11:32.280 You haven't even seen that yet, right?

00:11:34.160 Oh, no, because we removed it during Russell's podcast.

00:11:36.560 Should we kill the surprise?

00:11:37.980 Or should we cut that? 0.98

00:11:38.640 It looks like the surprise is over.

00:11:41.460 So, yeah, I watched the fight at Big Bear.

00:11:44.380 We went there to surprise my brother Jake for his 23rd birthday.

00:11:47.800 I proceeded to tell him that after 23, it all goes downhill.

00:11:50.960 That's just facts.

00:11:51.600 I'm a man of facts.

00:11:52.600 That's not true.

00:11:53.920 I think it's dependent on the person.

00:11:56.680 Because think about me, for example.

00:11:58.160 25 was when it actually started to go good.

00:12:00.940 I mean, obviously, my life's a little different, but that's sad.

00:12:03.780 I mean, it might be somewhat anecdotal for me.

00:12:06.280 I noticed when I hit 23, 23 was the first age I hit where I could no longer tell people I was a kid.

00:12:12.240 like i had to look around and like sort of start accepting responsibility for my actions

00:12:15.700 and and planning for my future which is weird and we talked about this last night um because

00:12:21.080 we went to saddle ranch and there's a bunch of social media kids and we started talking like

00:12:24.120 in a on a macro level like a lot of these kids ages 20 to 30 i feel like aren't planning for 0.98

00:12:30.340 the future they think this shit's gonna last forever like you really gotta invest in yourself 0.93

00:12:35.080 and and your life the latter half of it anyways it's just crazy to imagine how you know that was 0.96

00:12:40.960 that was like me you know even like a year ago like i was i was in that crowd i was out just 0.91

00:12:46.000 getting fucked up on sundays fucked up on tuesday nights and like spending the majority of the week 0.98

00:12:51.000 like hung over and like these people they really truly do think that this shit's a cakewalk like 0.99

00:12:56.220 all these people that are cashing out for a hundred million dollars here and have really 1.00

00:12:59.200 thought about their futures and like their life's worth are working their ass off every fucking day 0.98

00:13:03.340 when you were hung over though you still you still were you were so grinded and i my only 0.93

00:13:08.180 rebuttal is like i don't think these people think about or don't think about the future and really 0.97

00:13:15.200 think this shit's gonna last forever i just don't know if they are planning i don't know if they 0.96

00:13:19.360 have the wherewithal to realize they need to to start planning or like what to do a lot of people 0.99

00:13:24.020 in life are just confused like what what is the next step what do i do next everybody in a way is

00:13:28.900 you know what i'm saying even someone as headstrong as russell brand i'm sure there's days where he's

00:13:32.460 like you know is this the right next step you know what i'm saying i don't think anyone ever really

00:13:36.400 has it completely figured out it's like levels to how much you haven't figured out you know what

00:13:40.060 i'm saying yeah yeah absolutely and he he he mentioned you'll see on the on the podcast uh

00:13:44.880 with him he he's still learning every day and and like from a coming from a youth a kid a child

00:13:51.700 compared to russell and like he has eons of experience and knowledge that i just don't have

00:13:56.380 yet in my mind he's like a fully fledged veteran of the game and he seems to have everything he's

00:14:05.160 ever wanted like i don't know it seems like he's in a great spot but even he'll tell you he's like

00:14:08.320 yo i'm still learning and like struggling and finding out new things every day well also it's

00:14:13.880 encouraging to look at what what he tells people the age that he kind of got it slightly figured

00:14:19.580 out at you know what i'm saying i mean look i mean he'll tell us like eight ten years ago he 0.97

00:14:24.000 was in a fucking shithole dude like and he was how old how old is he now he's 46 46 so i mean at 0.98

00:14:29.340 my age 40 44 so at my age he was he was in a horrible spot in his life you know what i'm 1.00

00:14:34.880 saying he was stuck in addiction and and and you know to sex and drugs and alcohol and all that

00:14:40.100 shit and so i think it's it should be encouraging to anybody out there who's watching this that's

00:14:43.620 26 28 32 or even in the early 20s that you know one of my tips in my in the last chapter of my 0.98

00:14:50.240 book is i'm doing the last chapter as a tips and on escaping struggle and one of my tips is

00:14:54.980 don't spend too too much time trying to figure it all out you're you're never gonna the amount

00:15:00.980 of energy people put into figuring it out and trying to look at the entire puzzle and

00:15:05.140 have everything planned, it takes away from the amount of time you can be using and the

00:15:11.240 amount of effort you can be putting into doing productive stuff in your life, taking the

00:15:14.960 right steps, reducing toxic behaviors, adding on new skill sets, exploring new countries, 0.95

00:15:21.820 shit like that. 0.89

00:15:22.340 People spend so much time trying to map everything out, just relax. 1.00

00:15:25.160 You say exploring new countries, you're talking like Ferdinand Magellan shit, like you're 1.00

00:15:28.180 You're trying to like Christopher Columbus shit? 0.99

00:15:30.020 Like you're trying to discover new lands? 0.99

00:15:31.340 I wouldn't say to like new settlements.

00:15:34.000 Like I don't think anybody should.

00:15:35.020 And by the way, if you want to go out there and you want to settle a new country, 0.98

00:15:37.860 I mean, I would say go for it.

00:15:39.240 But I would be careful with ones that have really strong militaries.

00:15:43.080 I'd be careful with malaria.

00:15:45.260 Malaria.

00:15:46.180 Like if you've ever played the Oregon Trail, I don't know how old you are, 1.00

00:15:49.260 you don't want to dive dysentery.

00:15:50.800 You don't want to break an axle.

00:15:52.680 And you definitely don't want to drown fording a river.

00:15:55.180 Like those three things could be detrimental to your plans.

00:15:57.740 So just really think through before you take any travel that is driven mostly by, like, cattle or oxen.

00:16:11.620 Just going full circle.

00:16:13.940 So maybe life isn't over at 23.

00:16:16.180 And Jake told me, he goes, yo, this is going to be the best year of my life.

00:16:18.820 I said, I bet.

00:16:20.040 And then we hung out.

00:16:21.960 We partied.

00:16:22.840 Obviously, no drinking because his fight's coming up in 10 days now.

00:16:26.660 He pretended to drink

00:16:28.260 I don't know

00:16:30.100 I don't know if we can say that

00:16:31.540 I don't know if we can say it either

00:16:32.440 Who knows if we can say anything 0.98

00:16:33.520 Who fucking knows 0.96

00:16:34.380 But yeah 0.98

00:16:36.260 I trained with him

00:16:37.220 The man is looking so sharp

00:16:39.260 He's looking

00:16:40.360 So sharp

00:16:42.500 He's quick

00:16:43.380 He's strong

00:16:44.320 He's in shape

00:16:45.180 He's not getting tired

00:16:46.340 What does one of his punches look like?

00:16:49.100 Just like from a sitting position

00:16:50.600 Like this 0.99

00:16:51.460 Holy shit 0.99

00:16:55.560 Seemed like a right. 0.99

00:16:57.020 Was that a right?

00:16:57.440 That was a right.

00:16:58.340 Right, right.

00:16:58.860 Right, right.

00:16:59.900 Yeah, but he's looking good.

00:17:01.240 So his fight against Gibb is on January 30th in Miami.

00:17:03.280 It's going to be on DAZN.

00:17:03.960 You do not want to miss it. 0.99

00:17:04.900 He's got a lot on the fucking line. 0.98

00:17:06.400 And it's so cool for me as the older brother to see him come into himself. 0.99

00:17:12.560 And the way that is worded.

00:17:14.960 Yeah, I was thinking about that too.

00:17:16.260 That's the saying, right? 0.99

00:17:17.460 Are we fucked up? 1.00

00:17:18.640 Come into his own. 1.00

00:17:21.760 The way he comes on himself.

00:17:23.360 Yeah.

00:17:23.680 or on himself is even better than what you originally said the way he comes into himself

00:17:29.580 he's coming into his own he's evolving he's becoming this fully fledged entity that is

00:17:34.600 jake paul and not just logan paul's little brother and i i believe he's escaped that a

00:17:38.840 while ago but it's really cool as someone who i feel like has always been uh casting the shadow

00:17:46.480 for jake to evolve and um become his own thing and uh hopefully he secures the victory i know

00:17:54.120 he's fully fully capable of it i'm gonna bet fifty thousand dollars on it oh you are that's

00:17:58.020 how confident i am do another bet yeah and i told him i said i said i said jake does it bother you

00:18:03.120 that i have not won a single sports bet he goes no absolutely he's locked in yeah i mean i mean

00:18:10.200 you know like i i'm a believer in like juju and bad juju and the universe and like receiving signs

00:18:15.840 But I don't know 0.98

00:18:17.040 He doesn't give a fuck 0.99

00:18:17.940 I even went so far 0.99

00:18:20.080 Mac brought this up

00:18:21.700 So every day before my training camp

00:18:24.180 For the KSI fight

00:18:25.940 We would listen to Fisher

00:18:28.160 And his song I'm losing it

00:18:29.560 I'm losing it

00:18:30.520 And Mac goes

00:18:33.380 Every day you listen to a song called

00:18:35.540 I'm losing it

00:18:36.440 I'm losing it

00:18:38.120 So in my mind

00:18:41.320 This might sound weird but

00:18:43.160 Is that like a subconscious

00:18:44.900 I know it's crazy. 0.99

00:18:47.120 This is definitely some woo-woo shit, but I don't know, dude. 0.99

00:18:51.820 You should have been listening to Eye of the Tiger or some shit. 1.00

00:18:54.740 I don't know, but he planted the seed. 0.99

00:18:56.040 I don't want to listen to songs telling me I'm losing it every day. 1.00

00:18:58.680 Fuck that. 1.00

00:18:59.180 No, but you were also, on the way into the first fight, 1.00

00:19:01.240 you were listening to This Gonna Be My Year.

00:19:03.540 This Gonna Be My Year.

00:19:04.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:05.320 This Gonna Be My Year.

00:19:06.120 And that wasn't your year either.

00:19:08.100 Not really.

00:19:08.680 We listened to Fisher every day.

00:19:10.100 No, no, no.

00:19:10.400 On the way into the first fight, the Manchester fight.

00:19:12.760 And we didn't listen to Gashi every day.

00:19:14.220 I fully understand what you're saying.

00:19:15.660 And you listen to All I Do Is Win.

00:19:18.000 You were listening to all those kind of songs.

00:19:19.320 Not as much.

00:19:20.760 I'd say probably just give it up.

00:19:22.020 Give up your angle.

00:19:24.160 Spencer's not here.

00:19:27.220 I'm pretty sure they probably figured that out.

00:19:29.000 Andre did a pop zoom on nothing.

00:19:31.140 I saw a pop zoom on nothing.

00:19:32.820 Yeah, Spencer's not here.

00:19:33.660 So we figured Mike and I would run this.

00:19:35.940 We're testing it.

00:19:37.200 We're testing it out, see how we like it.

00:19:39.040 But we might just start throwing some randos in there

00:19:41.400 until we get the third co-host.

00:19:43.260 I've been getting some videos from people that say, like, this is why I want to be your co-host.

00:19:49.460 Oh, I had a lot of people reach out, too.

00:19:51.060 Please stop.

00:19:53.880 Oh, you did the sound effect by yourself?

00:19:56.580 Yeah, basically.

00:19:57.280 Okay.

00:19:57.660 Why, why?

00:19:58.180 We don't want that?

00:19:59.620 No, no, we do.

00:20:01.760 You're getting inundated?

00:20:03.080 Yeah, no, we're getting a lot. 0.99

00:20:04.740 the problem is this we're looking for a female co-host who hopefully is already in la doing the

00:20:12.640 entertainment stuff like if you think you're like funny and you're from kansas like i'm sure that's 0.99

00:20:16.440 great but we need a case study for someone who's pat truly passionate and has been doing this shit 0.66

00:20:22.980 that's all um because i got a couple texts and videos from like people who are like i believe 0.55

00:20:26.760 i'd be a right fit for the team but it also is like also you're in college and you have like a

00:20:31.720 an actual future ahead of you like don't ruin your life on this show with us i've gotten a

00:20:36.280 couple from like 12 year old kids that are just like maybe something to consider taking too many

00:20:41.100 hits to the head dude really yeah you're talking about that before yeah i sparred this morning i 1.00

00:20:46.040 got rocked a little bit and uh i mean shit dude i'm slowly but surely becoming just dumb as fuck 0.99

00:20:55.580 like how many brain cells am i losing every time i get rocked and i'm talking i'm talking rocked 0.99

00:20:59.400 I'm talking about the type of hit where you get walloped and there's a miniature earthquake in your head.

00:21:06.480 And all you hear is, like, that's the best way to describe it.

00:21:10.920 And it happened today.

00:21:11.620 It's happened three times.

00:21:12.500 It happened today. 0.99

00:21:14.040 And I was just like, damn. 0.99

00:21:16.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:21:16.900 At what point do you stop doing that?

00:21:18.780 I just love fighting.

00:21:20.460 I love it.

00:21:21.900 We've talked about this before.

00:21:23.100 Do you love it more than everything else in your life collectively?

00:21:27.240 Like being healthy, I guess we've talked about.

00:21:28.740 Yeah.

00:21:28.860 Or just having the brain capacity

00:21:31.760 To like do anything

00:21:32.880 You know what I'm saying

00:21:33.500 Mike Tyson loves boxing 1.00

00:21:35.280 He still does shit 0.99

00:21:36.440 Does Mike Tyson have a huge team around him 1.00

00:21:39.320 Like when he wants to lift his right arm

00:21:41.720 Does someone do that for him

00:21:42.560 No no I think physically he's healthy

00:21:44.680 But like I don't want to be able to not connect my thoughts

00:21:48.100 And I don't want to slur my speech

00:21:49.900 That's what I was just going to say

00:21:51.040 I feel like you're at risk of losing control of your tongue

00:21:54.380 Do you know what I'm saying

00:21:55.860 I feel like anytime soon you're just going to come downstairs

00:21:58.200 You're gonna be like

00:21:58.660 Mark

00:21:59.040 Like just not right

00:22:01.600 Because you just had

00:22:02.760 You've had too many

00:22:03.740 Miniature earthquakes

00:22:04.860 And just like

00:22:05.720 Mark we gotta 0.99

00:22:06.340 Shoot you to see now 0.98

00:22:07.420 Please Mark 1.00

00:22:09.020 And I'm like bro

00:22:10.120 I told you to stop

00:22:10.940 Doing this to yourself

00:22:12.060 Can't you just count 1.00

00:22:12.840 Your fucking money 1.00

00:22:13.580 Like a normal human 1.00

00:22:14.480 And stop getting 0.98

00:22:15.060 Punched in the head 0.90

00:22:15.860 It's just like 0.61

00:22:16.500 Fighters just get

00:22:18.280 Fighters also just get

00:22:19.320 A different respect dude

00:22:20.320 Like I'm no longer

00:22:21.000 Just a YouTuber

00:22:21.760 And that feels

00:22:22.600 Maybe it's like

00:22:23.160 Because I'm like

00:22:23.700 Feeding my ego

00:22:24.320 But that feels really good

00:22:25.500 It feels really good

00:22:26.180 To be able to break out

00:22:27.080 and change the definition of what it means

00:22:29.880 to be a YouTuber or an internet star.

00:22:32.680 But there's also huge waves of respect

00:22:35.140 coming for people that are making

00:22:36.220 positive change in the world, too.

00:22:38.080 Maybe it's just not for you.

00:22:39.720 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:40.440 What? 1.00

00:22:40.860 That lady that raised all that money for the... 1.00

00:22:43.680 Yeah, Greta Thunberg. 0.99

00:22:44.900 No, no, no.

00:22:45.380 For the Australian fires.

00:22:46.960 The comedian.

00:22:48.560 You want me to say nudes? 1.00

00:22:49.120 What's her name? 1.00

00:22:49.880 The nude girl? 0.97

00:22:51.100 Nah, not her. 1.00

00:22:51.800 But fuck that. 1.00

00:22:53.100 Use that example. 1.00

00:22:54.780 How do you... 1.00

00:22:55.640 She's got... 1.00

00:22:56.240 Not her. 1.00

00:22:56.760 that's a bad example there's a comedian i can't remember her name now whatever she raised like 30 1.00

00:23:00.880 or 40 million dollars to the australia fires and she broke out through like a good means you know

00:23:05.280 what i'm saying i feel like i don't know i feel like so many of the boxers that came up and we

00:23:10.460 were talking about this before too come out of like such shitty environments they they fought

00:23:14.260 their way out of the hood like whether it's you know uh pacquiao or i'm sure floyd even like these

00:23:19.860 people come from places that they had to fight they grew up having a fight and so they did it

00:23:24.140 To fight their way out

00:23:24.900 And then they made money off

00:23:25.940 Who said Pacquiao

00:23:26.860 Had to eat his own dog

00:23:27.800 Or something

00:23:28.240 Mac

00:23:28.800 Mac is that true

00:23:30.080 Or am I gonna be

00:23:30.680 Absolutely obliterated

00:23:32.360 On the internet

00:23:32.880 Mac is on Instagram 1.00

00:23:34.980 Fuck 1.00

00:23:35.540 This is hearsay 1.00

00:23:37.180 Am I gonna be

00:23:38.280 Absolutely obliterated

00:23:39.540 On the internet 0.99

00:23:40.020 God damn it 0.98

00:23:41.560 But like yo 0.99

00:23:44.680 But how long

00:23:45.220 Do you do it for

00:23:45.860 Before you know

00:23:46.920 You just say to yourself

00:23:49.120 Like there's gotta be

00:23:50.040 Some other way

00:23:50.660 Oh oh oh

00:23:51.120 Manny Pacquiao

00:23:51.740 Became street urkin

00:23:52.760 After his father 0.97

00:23:53.820 ate his dog he became a street urchin that has to be a tough tough thing to go through as a kid

00:23:59.620 i've seen sea urchins but what the hell is a street urchin it's like uh it's like a sea urchin

00:24:05.480 but on the street so what are the can you just street it's or just an urchin you're you're

00:24:12.420 stressing me out you've been stressed out all day nope you don't know me i feel like i know you

00:24:18.280 yeah you do uh no but wait what was i gonna say probably something oh yeah bro i like fighting 0.99

00:24:24.720 like when mcgregor won in 40 seconds i threw my arms up and i'm like what the fuck dude because 0.92

00:24:31.060 i'm i'm jealous of him i love that i love that uh notoriety like infamous character that he plays 0.99

00:24:40.320 and that the world loves to see like legitimate like jealousy i'll admit it like i envy the shit

00:24:45.560 out of that guy and um there's just something about there's something about fighting that 0.99

00:24:49.640 i don't know how long i'm gonna do it but damn that shit feels good when you connect when you 0.98

00:24:53.640 connect with a punch bro is there any other sort of insecurity that you feel about your own self 0.99

00:24:58.720 that you feel fighting compensates for insecurities about myself so dylan's asking

00:25:02.640 about insecurities about myself that i feel fighting compensates for um maybe maybe maybe

00:25:09.880 it was an insecure i think this started this started when i was i think 13 or 14 um i was

00:25:15.120 insecure because I was small I was little I was literally my friends called me the shrimp I was

00:25:19.800 the smallest one in the group till I was probably like a sophomore junior in high school and I was

00:25:25.240 the wrestler and sort of like everyone knew I was tough and outdoorsy but I was also tiny so

00:25:31.260 there'd be talks about fighting all the time so I was scared that I was going to get beat up at

00:25:36.260 school and embarrassed I didn't want to do that so then I started wrestling much harder I started

00:25:40.160 going to boxing classes jiu-jitsu classes and i think the insecurity comes from a place of like

00:25:45.580 legitimate insecurity in real life like just like safety i i i love also the fact now that i'm i'm

00:25:53.040 so safe in my own body and and because of that so much more confident because i know that like 0.72

00:25:59.720 should shit go down strip everything away from me the most primal version of myself and of man

00:26:05.460 is just my body i'm gonna be a-okay and even for that reason i encourage people to get into 0.98

00:26:11.320 combat sports not to not to get in fights but just like feeling safe and confident about yourself

00:26:15.600 whatever it is that can that can change your life dude that's why i got into it and um you know it

00:26:22.060 gave me it made me puff my chest a little more hold my chin a little bit higher and for that i 0.91

00:26:25.880 think it's i think it's good well other than that no and maybe my small penis that insecurity so i 0.87

00:26:30.460 want to fight but do you think like you could find a different outlet like like uh high jumping 0.93

00:26:37.480 or something like that do you think you get the same kind of effect from it that you get from

00:26:41.540 from fighting it without getting robbed in the skull there's nothing like conquering the man

00:26:46.240 across from you i swear there's no greater feeling dude yeah but you don't even know what that's like

00:26:50.880 yet so how do you know like how do you know what it's what if you do it and you just automatically

00:26:59.620 feel horrible

00:27:00.340 I'm talking about

00:27:01.240 I'm talking about

00:27:02.100 like sparring

00:27:02.860 and wrestling

00:27:03.580 and years of wrestling

00:27:05.220 and jiu jitsu

00:27:05.880 what are you doing

00:27:07.740 like why

00:27:08.440 just leave you alone

00:27:09.220 I'm sorry

00:27:09.760 I fight

00:27:12.240 because my friends

00:27:12.900 make fun of me

00:27:13.900 and also

00:27:15.340 I can't end on a loss

00:27:16.380 like if I

00:27:17.020 I can't

00:27:17.640 oh no you can't

00:27:18.360 I can't

00:27:18.840 I'm fully supported 1.00

00:27:19.980 I'm gonna beat the shit 0.99

00:27:21.140 out of Antonio Brown 1.00

00:27:21.920 a thousand percent

00:27:22.380 yo the offer

00:27:23.220 went out to him today

00:27:24.400 I thought we can't do this

00:27:25.620 we're gonna do it

00:27:26.160 on the next podcast

00:27:26.780 because Bob Menry

00:27:28.320 is coming on

00:27:28.940 So, Logan, I heard the A-B fight might happen

00:27:34.120 What do you have to say about that?

00:27:36.360 You don't really have to do all that

00:27:37.600 I'm zapped 0.99

00:27:40.460 I did too many ripper magoos

00:27:43.940 Yeah, I think you could stop probably

00:27:46.200 Alright, let's talk something else about you then

00:27:48.240 I'm sure you got another topic

00:27:49.700 Whether it's fighting your children

00:27:50.980 Come on, give us something else there

00:27:52.460 Do you have something?

00:27:53.900 No, but go ahead

00:27:55.060 I mean, yeah, I have things

00:27:56.920 But I'm running on your schedule

00:27:58.040 Yes I have things

00:27:58.980 I'm running on your schedule bro

00:28:00.680 As you know

00:28:01.340 We talked about this last night

00:28:02.240 I mean if you want to say something

00:28:03.260 No we should talk about

00:28:04.260 What we talked about last night 1.00

00:28:05.160 You're just a bitch bro 1.00

00:28:07.240 No 1.00

00:28:07.540 Okay so

00:28:08.920 We have two podcasts today

00:28:10.860 We had to get the vlog out today

00:28:12.480 We had a meeting with this

00:28:13.800 Other content dude today

00:28:15.600 For his content

00:28:16.420 He wanted to spar in the morning

00:28:17.840 So I look at the schedule

00:28:19.060 And it's like

00:28:19.720 Bar, bar, bar, bar

00:28:21.000 There's like four or five things there

00:28:22.520 And then I look at the rest of the week

00:28:23.960 And it's pretty open

00:28:25.000 and we get an idea

00:28:27.040 that we want

00:28:27.540 or he gets the idea

00:28:28.400 that he wants to have

00:28:28.920 this more strategic

00:28:30.200 like 2020 meeting

00:28:31.260 with the management team

00:28:32.500 we're all going to pull together

00:28:33.400 it's 10 p.m.

00:28:35.680 on Sunday night

00:28:36.440 the management team

00:28:37.560 does not know

00:28:38.420 that this meeting

00:28:39.260 is happening

00:28:39.720 about 2020 planning

00:28:41.140 hold on

00:28:42.020 hold on 0.98

00:28:42.500 Jeff 0.99

00:28:42.820 hold on

00:28:43.260 it's one person

00:28:44.240 it's Jeff

00:28:44.740 alright

00:28:44.980 it's me

00:28:45.780 with Jeff

00:28:46.200 well by the way

00:28:46.820 me too

00:28:47.260 I didn't know

00:28:47.880 and that the next day

00:28:49.100 he's like

00:28:49.540 let's do it at 8 p.m. tomorrow

00:28:51.000 and by the way

00:28:51.480 I have an event tonight

00:28:52.560 that I have to go to as well

00:28:53.820 All right, let's do it at 6 p.m. tomorrow.

00:28:55.360 And I go, well, I don't know.

00:28:57.140 And this, by the way, this turned into a massive quarrel.

00:28:59.600 Like, it's been a while since we've had, like, a one-on-one.

00:29:02.360 We had to clear the room. 0.99

00:29:03.700 We got the gloves out, like, the whole nine.

00:29:05.780 And he goes, he goes, I go, we have literally wide open running room 0.99

00:29:11.160 for the rest of the fucking week. 0.99

00:29:13.240 Tomorrow's Monday. 0.99

00:29:14.120 It's already going to be a long day.

00:29:15.620 Why don't we try to protect ourselves from burnout

00:29:17.900 and put this on literally any other day this week,

00:29:20.800 whether it's Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, 0.90

00:29:22.240 where we have absolutely nothing fucking planned right now. 1.00

00:29:25.400 I know we're going to do shit. 1.00

00:29:26.400 I'll shoot my show. 1.00

00:29:27.180 He'll shoot, we'll shoot vlogs, all that shit. 1.00

00:29:28.860 But at least there's no real meat there. 1.00

00:29:32.100 And that's a very common practice in the corporate world.

00:29:34.380 Hey, we need to have this meeting.

00:29:35.380 What day works best for you this week?

00:29:37.220 And people try to clear their schedule

00:29:38.480 or try to fit it in perfectly or the best they can. 1.00

00:29:42.760 And he said, you're a bitch. 1.00

00:29:44.140 No, we're going to fucking do it tomorrow. 1.00

00:29:45.280 We're going to do everything on one day. 0.98

00:29:47.780 Mike comes from the corporate world.

00:29:49.780 This ain't corporate.

00:29:50.660 This is an extremely dynamic

00:29:52.660 Ever changing environment 1.00

00:29:54.100 With pure fucking savagery 1.00

00:29:56.140 And if you're not ready 1.00

00:29:57.000 To step up to that level

00:29:58.580 Especially now that I'm on

00:30:00.180 Because we're doing the vlogs

00:30:01.720 In the pocket

00:30:02.180 Like I'm always on bro

00:30:03.420 I lay in bed at night

00:30:04.300 And it takes me two hours

00:30:05.280 To fall asleep

00:30:05.780 Because I'm like this

00:30:06.320 And he tried to

00:30:07.680 Coming up with ideas

00:30:08.420 And he tried to run it

00:30:09.340 So I go Mike

00:30:10.080 I'm like if you're doing this

00:30:11.580 Out of

00:30:12.220 It sounds like laziness

00:30:13.940 And this surprises me

00:30:14.860 Coming from you

00:30:15.340 Because I know you grind

00:30:16.180 But the more we can get

00:30:17.580 Into this day

00:30:18.320 The more time we will have

00:30:19.720 The next day 1.00

00:30:20.620 to do whatever but I know what that do whatever is it's 73 year old granny steals phone book 1.00

00:30:26.260 without getting caught it's how to eat chips without touching the back hold on a second 0.99

00:30:29.740 no let me finish he hasn't caught up let me finish this I'm operating at 110 let me finish

00:30:35.580 this even when he's at 110 I'm up before him and I go to bed after him and I'm usually working from

00:30:41.000 the start to the end of the day I'm shooting the night shift at 12 30 at night I'm editing video

00:30:44.760 so the laziness was not the factor what I'm trying to do is protect both of us from burnout

00:30:50.120 By moving

00:30:51.180 And you can do this too at home

00:30:53.160 I don't burn out

00:30:54.120 I don't burn out

00:30:55.680 You've talked numerous times about

00:30:57.920 It's not the same burnout that other people experience

00:30:59.980 You stop using your brain

00:31:01.420 Long term burnout is a real thing

00:31:03.360 It is

00:31:03.880 A 6pm meeting on a Monday

00:31:06.560 I know

00:31:06.940 And by the way

00:31:07.960 It didn't have to turn into this big of a thing

00:31:10.540 But in all honesty

00:31:11.560 You should if you're watching this

00:31:13.640 Use your time wisely 0.98

00:31:15.600 Spread shit out so that you have the right 0.99

00:31:18.340 you have the right mental approach to the meetings you're going into you're able to think things 1.00

00:31:22.940 through now we have a 2020 meeting with two people that are like oh shit you told us about this at 0.99

00:31:28.380 midnight last night and we have to get it if you can't get your shit straight for a mild hour 0.99

00:31:33.120 meeting in 24 hours you should not be on no you can get you can get your shit straight but it'll 0.99

00:31:37.660 be a 60 percent of what it is that's the that's one thing you'll start to learn as you as you get 0.97

00:31:42.260 older we don't we don't have to by the way this isn't that big of a deal it's one thing you'll

00:31:45.540 start to learn as you get older that just because you can do something doesn't mean you should we

00:31:51.140 could put every single meeting every single content creation piece into monday but that 0.98

00:31:56.360 would be the dumbest shit ever because now you're trying to do it and this is something you and your 0.97

00:32:01.280 brother have both suffered from trying to do everything jake more than you but yo we could 1.00

00:32:05.760 do this we do this and guess what when you try to do everything you do nothing you do absolutely

00:32:10.860 nothing and so today we could have approached the day said let's bang out two podcasts tons of

00:32:15.300 preparation work get the vlog out and then save the meeting for tuesday yeah but i mean today

00:32:20.640 i'm like what are you gonna do like do you think kevin hart's like whoops it's 6 p.m time to clock

00:32:25.540 out you think dwayne johnson's 6 p.m i gotta go to home gary vaynerchuk no bro by the way these

00:32:29.400 people are working you're absolutely right and that's why that's why kevin hart drove his car

00:32:33.500 off a cliff that's why kevin hart cheat like you know what i'm saying is that why are you just

00:32:37.260 saying that burnout can be a very serious problem it can be are you using are you using a uh bad

00:32:44.680 student to be indicative of the entire problem because what Dwayne Johnson what's wrong with

00:32:50.860 him I don't if you asked Dwayne Johnson and you probably could you could hit him up you should

00:32:55.520 ask him hey man do you use your time wisely or do you cram every single day I bet you he has

00:33:00.960 five hours to seven hours a day that he takes off and spends time with his kids

00:33:05.200 I guarantee all right well give me the proof I know you can make that face but

00:33:09.200 He anchors himself in the morning before everyone else wakes up.

00:33:11.900 And he anchors himself with a workout, bro.

00:33:14.360 At 5 a.m., bro.

00:33:15.760 Yeah, but that said, like, if you asked him, yo, if you had a free week,

00:33:20.880 I'm sure he would spread his time out.

00:33:22.360 So, anyways, we had this argument last night.

00:33:24.040 On to the next topic.

00:33:26.400 I mean, here's the moral of the story, dude. 1.00

00:33:28.180 If you want to be successful, like, really successful, don't be a bitch. 1.00

00:33:32.380 Like, push yourself. 1.00

00:33:33.580 Push yourself and know when to take your breaks.

00:33:34.940 That's why we take Sundays off.

00:33:36.200 No, we don't.

00:33:36.880 We didn't take even a second of yesterday off. 0.91

00:33:38.600 we shot the entire fucking day so we don't that that is off to me to me that is off bro this is 0.93

00:33:43.920 not work what's up dude welcome eating a bird maybe not for you but you have to remember bro 0.98

00:33:48.440 you are the non mistake making perfect driven hard-ass logan paul so to other people in this 0.97

00:33:55.760 camp okay who are bitches you have to remember that those people have to like like david's even 0.99

00:34:02.600 giving me a look you're only talking about you right now no no everyone here fucking grinds okay 0.99

00:34:07.600 We gave Hayden a day off. 0.96

00:34:10.740 By the way, hold on a second.

00:34:12.120 I made this statement to you last night too. 1.00

00:34:14.760 This is not coming from a place of shit I need. 0.99

00:34:17.220 When you tell me, yo, it's time to do this or that, I'm there. 0.99

00:34:20.260 By the way, I'm already ready before you tell me. 0.98

00:34:22.260 I'm ready every single fucking day, all day, every day, 0.99

00:34:25.000 8 in the morning until 12 at night, ready to work. 0.98

00:34:27.600 That's why this conversation confused me.

00:34:29.820 It's me doing what's called looking into the future and saying,

00:34:33.980 Yo, I think we can be more efficient

00:34:37.240 And more optimized in our time use

00:34:39.300 I think you think that about yourself

00:34:41.500 You don't know how we operate

00:34:43.060 You're never

00:34:43.760 There will be certain points in your life

00:34:46.480 Because of how headstrong you are

00:34:48.800 And unfortunately your ego

00:34:50.380 Where you just will never develop

00:34:51.840 Or understand things

00:34:53.360 Ever?

00:34:54.140 I don't know

00:34:54.740 Maybe it comes with age

00:34:58.020 Maybe it comes with age

00:34:58.920 That's fine 0.99

00:35:02.320 6 fucking p.m. on a Monday 0.99

00:35:04.660 That's fine 0.99

00:35:05.180 I'm getting it

00:35:06.260 But I'm saying

00:35:07.700 Tomorrow

00:35:08.180 Here's the conclusion

00:35:11.000 Here's what we reached

00:35:12.580 Because I do listen to Mike

00:35:13.880 I am so down to be proven wrong

00:35:16.220 And bend

00:35:16.860 I'm so down

00:35:17.680 This is one of the things

00:35:18.980 And this is why Mike's on my team

00:35:20.380 Because he gives notes

00:35:21.660 Like this to me all the time

00:35:23.440 And a lot of the times

00:35:24.460 I agree with him

00:35:24.960 I'd say 80% of the time

00:35:25.900 80% of the time I agree

00:35:27.320 This one I just feel very strongly

00:35:29.800 that we are in a very, 0.99

00:35:35.760 oh, fuck, how do I say this? 0.99

00:35:38.600 Like always changing? 1.00

00:35:40.760 No, just a very intense,

00:35:42.900 hit the ground running part of my life.

00:35:45.340 Pivotal moment.

00:35:46.280 This is it, dude. 0.99

00:35:47.060 2020, it's a new fucking decade 0.97

00:35:48.380 and we have a lot of things planned 0.93

00:35:50.000 and I want to just make sure

00:35:50.960 we're utilizing time

00:35:53.280 as efficiently and effectively as possible.

00:35:56.860 Time is a very valuable commodity.

00:35:58.500 I said this yesterday.

00:35:58.960 It's just a personal preference between me and you as to what we think that effective use of time is because all I was getting at last night was that now we're walking into this.

00:36:08.740 This has gone way too far.

00:36:10.120 Now we're walking into this thing, I think, underprepared, and we could have been more effective in the time planning going into this meeting because now we're going to kind of sit in these chairs.

00:36:17.100 We're going to be like, all right, 2020, what do you got?

00:36:18.740 So this was the conclusion.

00:36:21.340 We scheduled a meeting for 6 p.m., and I said, Mike, I hear you.

00:36:25.340 Let's do this.

00:36:26.300 I'm going to gauge two things based on what you just said tonight.

00:36:28.540 one our energy levels in the meeting if we're if we're if we're tired and at 6 p.m we're like ah

00:36:34.660 man we don't have the mental energy to do this right now then you know i'm gonna take what mike

00:36:39.300 said the day before and implement it in my life and two the effectiveness of the meeting because

00:36:43.580 i think what i think the the real problem of this is you think the meeting is some like off the cuff

00:36:49.620 on the whim a meeting that doesn't really happen to have an objective but sometimes dude i just

00:36:56.040 need to be reminded of everything that's happening in my life so i can really formulate a plan like

00:37:00.060 a check-in so those are the two those are the two things that we're going to try to do um engage

00:37:04.180 whether or not what am i saying is right now we're not going to be we're not going to be tired

00:37:08.640 there's it's it's whatever i just think it's something it's something for people to think 0.95

00:37:11.860 about how do you use your time if you can fit like i'm trying to bring it back to the fucking 0.95

00:37:16.620 audience and bring it back to people who watch the show like how do you use your time do you 0.96

00:37:19.560 do you say okay like i monday hit the ground running put every single thing for that week 0.89

00:37:24.320 into monday and then you have time opened up for the rest of the week for all the shit that kind

00:37:28.220 of piles in which is his strategy which by the way might work or do you say okay like i had to

00:37:32.780 set up other calls for this week for the book for other stuff i'm working on i put them down on

00:37:36.000 thursday and friday even though technically tomorrow does exist i'm not front loading that 0.90

00:37:41.640 fucking day to shit so my mind's clear i'm prepped for every single every meeting i go into when we 0.96

00:37:47.720 do meetings in the corporate world or in the brand world you say yo let's have this meeting in two 1.00

00:37:51.680 weeks you come prepared with all of these things don't miss a fucking step if you make a mistake 0.80

00:37:56.500 you're gonna have to pay for it everybody comes to the meeting sharp with powerpoints ready to 0.92

00:38:01.040 talk on all the action items and it and it breeds insane progress and and it's a process driven

00:38:06.760 environment you come from a different world where it's very much like yo let's have a meeting and

00:38:10.780 talk about everything in this meeting and hope for the best they're very different worlds and

00:38:15.080 there's probably right and wrong in both of them and so you know like who's who wins at the end of

00:38:19.720 day if you're building a brand i think it's planning if you're if you're doing entertainment

00:38:24.160 driven stuff it might be hitting the ground running anyways you drop your time however the 0.77

00:38:27.900 fuck you want dylan came up with dylan our producer came up with a really good idea by the 0.99

00:38:34.540 way i fucking hate you today i'm just a beast bro what do you want from me no i'm just kidding 1.00

00:38:40.620 i'm the beast from the east bro the best in the west no i'm not the best right how is ohio the 0.99

00:38:46.640 Midwest. How is that?

00:38:49.260 What the fuck is the Midwest? 0.99

00:38:51.200 It's not even close, bro. 0.99

00:38:52.400 Dude, that's like the mid...

00:38:53.500 It was when the country was founded.

00:38:55.560 Yes, that's right. When the country was founded, it was the

00:38:58.660 Midwest. Because the West was the Mississippi River.

00:39:00.780 Because right now, I'd call the Midwest Colorado.

00:39:02.800 And geographically, it's nowhere near Ohio.

00:39:04.420 It's what? The West? It's the West.

00:39:06.460 It's the West. I'm going out West, my dad would say.

00:39:08.820 Take us to Colorado. Take us to Breckenridge.

00:39:11.180 Take us to...

00:39:12.820 Crested Butte.

00:39:14.500 Shout out to all my homies in Crested Butte.

00:39:16.640 What's wrong with us?

00:39:19.060 I'm flat-footed.

00:39:20.800 I'm colorblind.

00:39:21.620 Can you show my flat feet, please, and see if someone can help me?

00:39:24.780 I'm in detrimental shape here.

00:39:27.040 What?

00:39:28.140 No, no, no, no.

00:39:29.000 This picture is horrifying, dude.

00:39:32.440 Yeah, Mike.

00:39:33.680 Please, dude.

00:39:34.680 Yeah, all right, here we go.

00:39:35.600 So here's Mike.

00:39:36.300 This is the military picture we went to.

00:39:38.380 Mike notices.

00:39:40.220 So if you look at...

00:39:41.140 Ah, this is as far as I can zoom in.

00:39:43.400 Look at the arches on the Navy SEAL's foot.

00:39:45.680 Nice, healthy.

00:39:46.640 archie curvy then we go to mike's right next to him he look at can you zoom in on that andre

00:39:54.020 uh look at my left foot the other one it's bent all the way into a we we just talk about this

00:40:00.300 before i swear to god on on god if we were stuck on an island and i was able to build a boat out

00:40:08.000 of wood i would cut off both your legs and use your feet as paddles and by the way they'd be

00:40:13.660 incredibly effective because they're long they're big your feet cover a massive area size 13 really 0.94

00:40:19.480 just flat catches the surface area of the water i can't even get mad at that it's so true and and

00:40:24.320 i know how to use a tourniquet now so it's not like you bleed out even mine bro like i i do have

00:40:29.480 flat feet i have flat feet i have my whole life wear orthotics and everything but they're not as

00:40:33.920 bad as these puppies you're falling out of the side of your shoe planters for she this for sure

00:40:40.100 Let's play the game

00:40:48.380 Dylan had a game

00:40:50.880 We're going to go through our likes on Instagram

00:40:53.160 That's what the game is

00:40:54.040 We're going to reveal what we've liked

00:40:58.480 Can we do yours first?

00:40:59.440 I don't want to do that 0.82

00:41:00.280 Let's do yours first

00:41:01.600 Oh my god Mike

00:41:03.700 Oh this is Mike

00:41:07.080 Okay

00:41:07.400 So 0.99

00:41:08.740 Oh shit 1.00

00:41:10.680 Fuck 1.00

00:41:11.320 What's happening 1.00

00:41:11.820 Something is happening

00:41:12.980 Open it like a preview

00:41:16.100 Open it like a preview

00:41:18.240 What did you just airdrop me

00:41:19.560 Andre just airdrop me something good

00:41:22.520 Hold on

00:41:22.800 This just in

00:41:23.440 Oh

00:41:23.900 Oh 1.00

00:41:25.180 Look at these fucking puppies 1.00

00:41:27.940 Oh my god 1.00

00:41:30.280 Mike you need help bro

00:41:32.000 You need

00:41:33.180 I saw the video

00:41:36.200 Oh my god

00:41:38.580 My

00:41:40.100 At what point is it

00:41:42.700 Have you reached a point of no return?

00:41:45.160 So when you wear Converse

00:41:46.300 You feel right at home

00:41:47.200 I don't wear Converse

00:41:49.220 I can't

00:41:50.080 We got a video incoming from Andre

00:41:52.600 Oh my god

00:41:54.700 Was this one of his morning phone calls?

00:41:57.740 Yeah

00:41:58.060 Something like that 0.99

00:41:59.940 Damn 0.99

00:42:02.900 Can I ask you a question? 0.99

00:42:05.360 Why do you have these

00:42:06.620 Do you have a folder

00:42:07.540 On your phone

00:42:08.120 That's called Mike's feet

00:42:09.200 Because

00:42:10.320 Because like

00:42:11.520 That's like a thing

00:42:12.120 That exists in the

00:42:12.800 Do you have a foot fetish

00:42:13.980 For flat fitted

00:42:14.760 Footed men dude

00:42:15.980 That's kind of 0.96

00:42:18.200 Fucked up Andre 0.61

00:42:18.860 That's our friend 0.98

00:42:19.340 What am I gonna do bro

00:42:20.480 My feet look like 0.99

00:42:21.740 Fucking 1.00

00:42:22.120 Prosthetic feet 1.00

00:42:24.480 They do

00:42:24.940 Danny's convinced

00:42:26.480 Mike should chop off 0.96

00:42:27.240 His limbs 1.00

00:42:27.980 And just get prosthetics

00:42:28.920 Instead

00:42:29.240 Do you know what

00:42:29.720 I feel like

00:42:30.220 I feel like

00:42:31.060 I'm kind of like

00:42:32.180 The people in that movie

00:42:33.280 Wally

00:42:34.200 There's just nothing

00:42:35.660 Like I've turned into Jell-O

00:42:36.940 Because most of the time

00:42:38.380 I do a lot of podcasting

00:42:39.940 And night shifting

00:42:40.540 There's nothing going on

00:42:41.380 In my lower body

00:42:42.260 I want to bring up

00:42:42.760 Mike's likes on Instagram

00:42:43.780 Alright here we are

00:42:44.640 So

00:42:44.920 At first glance

00:42:46.580 At first glance

00:42:47.660 I see a lot of skin

00:42:48.940 That's what I see first

00:42:50.760 You liked our friend

00:42:52.040 Shtod guy 1.00

00:42:52.700 Shout out Shtod guy 0.99

00:42:53.780 Some Instamotos 1.00

00:42:56.080 Oh that's a lot

00:42:56.680 Oh that's a lot of roads

00:42:57.500 Oh

00:42:58.040 Alright 1.00

00:42:59.160 Oh who's that girl

00:43:00.360 And who's that 1.00

00:43:01.040 Whose butt is that 1.00

00:43:01.760 And then another butt right here 1.00

00:43:03.120 That's Lana 1.00

00:43:04.280 Wow

00:43:05.280 And then this girl

00:43:07.660 Me and Jake

00:43:08.540 That's Sammy Hembrough

00:43:09.200 Okay

00:43:09.460 So this is cool bro

00:43:10.920 And then all at the bottom 0.99

00:43:11.800 Is a lot of complex shit too 0.99

00:43:13.160 Because I like to follow the culture 0.99

00:43:14.600 I see that

00:43:15.800 I see

00:43:16.120 Here's what I see from you 1.00

00:43:17.100 I see boobs, butt, and culture 0.99

00:43:18.620 And I feel like 0.99

00:43:20.000 That's a winning strategy right now

00:43:22.120 Like

00:43:22.340 Or is it always

00:43:23.300 Going to be a winning strategy

00:43:24.400 Like if you could live in that space 1.00

00:43:26.020 Of boobs, butt, and culture 0.99

00:43:27.720 Like you're 1.00

00:43:28.240 Who is that?

00:43:29.980 Oh that's Father Kells

00:43:30.460 Father Kells

00:43:31.040 Shout out Father Kells

00:43:32.540 Yeah, happy birthday

00:43:33.460 Yeah, it just passed

00:43:36.420 Okay, cool

00:43:36.820 It just passed

00:43:37.260 It was the day after mine

00:43:38.160 And then 1.00

00:43:39.060 A lot of Mac Miller shit 1.00

00:43:40.440 A lot of Mac Miller shit I see 1.00

00:43:41.920 But yeah, Mike 0.99

00:43:42.900 I'm actually not mad at this 0.99

00:43:44.020 Oh shit 0.98

00:43:44.640 Again, I 1.00

00:43:45.220 Charlie Jordan

00:43:46.620 The most prettiest girl ever 1.00

00:43:47.520 Fucking A, dude 1.00

00:43:48.280 This girl with the butt 1.00

00:43:49.400 That's Emily Willis 1.00

00:43:50.580 Okay

00:43:50.940 And then

00:43:51.860 Lana Rhodes again, Mike

00:43:53.400 And then look at this 1.00

00:43:54.520 Just meat

00:43:56.840 Pasta

00:43:57.680 Wait

00:43:59.520 Amazing

00:44:00.300 Lyrical lemonade

00:44:01.400 What's this?

00:44:02.540 Well

00:44:04.240 I mean

00:44:08.840 It's just a friend

00:44:09.560 It's my friend

00:44:10.520 Bro

00:44:11.280 Whenever I 1.00

00:44:11.840 Whenever I start talking to girls

00:44:13.500 Mike likes all 1.00

00:44:15.340 I comments on all their shit 1.00

00:44:16.640 I'm that supportive friend 1.00

00:44:18.140 That just wants

00:44:18.700 Supportive friend 1.00

00:44:19.220 You're trying to fuck bro 1.00

00:44:20.620 As you know 1.00

00:44:22.080 Better than anyone

00:44:23.380 That's not the case

00:44:25.080 Remember me

00:44:25.660 Look

00:44:26.020 This is me

00:44:28.660 Yeah that's true

00:44:29.340 That's true

00:44:29.920 Alright alright

00:44:30.760 Let's do mine

00:44:31.360 Alright 1.00

00:44:32.520 Shit 1.00

00:44:33.080 Uh okay 1.00

00:44:34.720 It's mostly pictures of yourself

00:44:37.680 That makes sense

00:44:40.500 It doesn't surprise me

00:44:41.140 Wait what are you talking about

00:44:41.820 There's one right here

00:44:42.620 There's two right here

00:44:43.500 From more Logan Paul

00:44:44.420 There's one at the bottom

00:44:45.200 And there's three

00:44:45.720 There's three

00:44:46.580 I guarantee there's more

00:44:47.580 On the next

00:44:48.000 But look there's 1.00

00:44:48.580 There's a butt here 1.00

00:44:49.460 Summer Rae's butt 1.00

00:44:50.740 Summer Rae's ass 1.00

00:44:51.460 Russell Brand stuff 1.00

00:44:52.480 A cool car

00:44:53.560 You

00:44:54.440 Cause you're my friend

00:44:55.440 Wait what's the metallic

00:44:56.520 Over on the right

00:44:58.040 You

00:44:58.320 What do you mean

00:44:59.560 What's that

00:45:00.620 Bro you're

00:45:01.260 you're just on here as much as me.

00:45:03.100 There's three of you and three of me, all right? 1.00

00:45:04.560 So suck a nut. 1.00

00:45:06.560 Here's number two. 1.00

00:45:07.520 Oh, fuck, there's another one of me. 0.99

00:45:09.000 Wait, is that me and AB on that photo? 0.99

00:45:12.060 On the second on the right?

00:45:13.680 This?

00:45:14.640 This is AB and Klitschko, I think. 0.88

00:45:17.840 Yeah, Daisy Keechbutt, classic.

00:45:20.840 Photo of my brother.

00:45:22.800 Boxing stuff.

00:45:23.680 Antonio Brown stuff.

00:45:25.620 My likes are weak, dude.

00:45:27.520 Evan.

00:45:28.300 Evan.

00:45:29.060 Kendall Jenner.

00:45:30.140 Chris D'Elia.

00:45:30.640 I love Chris D'Elia's Instagram

00:45:32.660 Strong following on that

00:45:34.700 Oh there's some meat there for you too

00:45:36.440 It looks like

00:45:37.320 Oh this is Joe Rogan

00:45:38.520 I like the pictures of all Joe Rogan's meat

00:45:40.360 Now Logan

00:45:43.620 Do you go through like an internal process

00:45:45.780 Before you like something

00:45:46.940 I do

00:45:47.380 I do yeah

00:45:49.520 So before I like something

00:45:50.700 I understand that if I like it

00:45:53.360 There will be a

00:45:54.300 A minor push to it in some way

00:45:57.780 So like

00:45:58.640 If it's like a fan appreciation thing

00:46:01.640 I'd like to show appreciation back

00:46:03.500 If it's something I really do like

00:46:04.980 Like I like how detailed

00:46:06.960 Joe Rogan gets

00:46:07.760 And right now he's talking about

00:46:08.660 His strictly carnivore diet

00:46:10.500 Like I think that's super cool

00:46:11.500 Is he a keto?

00:46:12.900 No

00:46:13.100 Only meat

00:46:14.700 That's it

00:46:15.120 Only meat

00:46:15.680 He says he's diarrhea-ing a lot

00:46:17.260 He says it's the one bad problem

00:46:19.320 I don't know

00:46:19.780 He said he can't even control it sometimes

00:46:22.320 Like it'll literally just start 0.99

00:46:23.160 Falling out of his butt 0.99

00:46:24.040 Okay so at what point 0.99

00:46:25.560 Is your benefit overtaken by

00:46:27.480 Something like that?

00:46:28.640 I guess we're just going to have to wait and see.

00:46:29.960 No, no. 1.00

00:46:30.420 Fuck the wait and see method. 1.00

00:46:31.680 If my bowels are departing without my saying the train should leave the station, I'm not doing that anymore. 1.00

00:46:37.620 I'm off it, bro.

00:46:38.900 By the way, plants are delicious.

00:46:41.760 You don't like a nice broccoli?

00:46:43.300 Hell yeah.

00:46:44.680 But, I mean, on the side of your steak?

00:46:46.820 That's the vegan.

00:46:48.380 No, I do.

00:46:49.160 I do, I do.

00:46:50.400 But not just broccoli.

00:46:52.640 I had a broccoli shoved in my mouth.

00:46:54.660 I was yawning. 0.97

00:46:56.080 And Smiley Kylie shoved the broccoli in my mouth.

00:46:58.040 And just so you know

00:46:59.240 If you ever put food in your mouth

00:47:00.880 Where you don't see it first

00:47:02.420 And you only feel it

00:47:04.060 Broccoli is one of the ones

00:47:05.360 Where you're like 1.00

00:47:05.720 What the fuck is in my mouth 1.00

00:47:07.620 And it was a cold broccoli 1.00

00:47:09.280 So I was just like

00:47:10.140 What about that girl though?

00:47:12.980 Smiley Kylie

00:47:13.600 It's cool

00:47:14.140 Vegan, spiritual 0.99

00:47:14.880 She woke us up with a drum

00:47:16.300 I appreciated it

00:47:19.100 I didn't

00:47:20.360 It was her medical drum she said

00:47:21.740 Made by the shaman of the Amazon 0.99

00:47:24.420 She said it

00:47:25.240 No I thought she said

00:47:25.900 It was given to her by her

00:47:26.900 mystery

00:47:28.060 what was it her mystery mother

00:47:29.400 did she just tweet that

00:47:30.900 I saw I did see that

00:47:35.360 yeah

00:47:35.700 yeah yeah

00:47:37.440 Halsey manifested her dating

00:47:39.140 Evan Peters

00:47:39.820 who I

00:47:40.160 who I love

00:47:41.140 it'd be a lot cooler

00:47:42.120 if it was Evan Eckenrode

00:47:43.500 oh yeah

00:47:44.240 but yeah she 0.98

00:47:45.520 this is one of the classic cases 0.99

00:47:46.840 where way back in the day

00:47:47.880 she tweeted something

00:47:48.580 like what was it

00:47:49.460 like all I want is like

00:47:50.320 snacks on Evan Peters

00:47:51.240 and now they're in love

00:47:53.260 yeah but that kind of

00:47:54.240 happened with your vlog

00:47:55.040 the other day too

00:47:55.740 My birthday vlog

00:47:57.980 How so?

00:48:11.520 I don't know

00:48:12.200 You have no idea

00:48:12.980 So you just said it anyways?

00:48:14.040 No but I know

00:48:14.700 But I just said I don't know

00:48:15.660 Cause I don't know if I wanna

00:48:16.640 I don't know if I wanna talk about it

00:48:19.640 Alright

00:48:19.980 I mean I do

00:48:23.280 I'm down

00:48:23.680 No fine

00:48:24.120 The vlog was lit

00:48:25.280 People really enjoyed the vlog

00:48:27.380 And we went viral in multiple countries

00:48:31.760 This is weird

00:48:34.020 Dude we went viral

00:48:36.060 Can you try reading that

00:48:37.060 Wait what's footballist

00:48:44.000 Wait a second

00:48:46.640 I think they might have confused me

00:48:48.000 With somebody that plays soccer

00:48:49.140 I'm not kidding

00:48:51.240 I can't read this language

00:48:53.460 I can read this

00:48:54.340 I'll get it for you.

00:48:59.020 What is it, originale?

00:49:01.560 Yeah, so, okay, so this is one.

00:49:03.140 I don't know what language this is, but it happened.

00:49:05.020 This is another from YoSoyMoloScuco.

00:49:07.580 33,000 likes.

00:49:09.840 El famoso YouTuber Paul Logan. 1.00

00:49:11.800 Oh, fuck. 0.99

00:49:13.060 Levergolo de Campuliano, se mejor amigo Mike. 1.00

00:49:17.100 And then another one.

00:49:19.000 El famoso YouTuber Logan Paul quis oferso algo especial. 1.00

00:49:22.740 That one's Portuguese-y 1.00

00:49:26.720 I think all of them 1.00

00:49:28.140 None of them tagged us

00:49:29.320 They all just tagged Riley and Lana

00:49:31.200 But it went viral across the world

00:49:34.400 I mean yo it's kind of a cool story 1.00

00:49:35.880 Imagine being gifted that for your fucking birthday 1.00

00:49:37.980 And more so imagine being gifted 1.00

00:49:40.160 Beyond just your crush

00:49:42.160 The gift of love

00:49:43.620 I understand there's some sort of

00:49:46.480 Something happening there

00:49:47.440 I don't know

00:49:52.720 he can speak well i just all right i we we hung out again after and i'll just say this bro i know

00:50:00.400 like you still haven't gotten to like a sweet spot with her yet because you guys are still like just

00:50:04.020 don't really know each other but i've gotten to know her pretty well and not not like that well 0.91

00:50:08.960 but pretty well and she's a cool fucking girl she's very different from the rest of the adult 0.67

00:50:14.120 stars she's not like these other girls well you know what i'm talking about she first of all let's 0.96

00:50:19.780 let's keep in mind she's not shot a scene in three years so first and foremost she's out she's been 0.51

00:50:24.640 out of the game and still is number one because of that demand but she she's just like she showed

00:50:29.460 up at the house the other night we hung out by the way when i said i had to leave big bear hanging

00:50:33.880 out with my family jake and logan in one of the most important and epic times to come home and

00:50:38.800 handle administrative business duties i think i told you to run my shopify account for the night 0.68

00:50:42.620 shit i really was just coming back here to hang out with her okay it's fine did you did you 0.91

00:50:56.980 close the deal yeah no i didn't and it sucks to say it in front of all these fans but by the way 0.99

00:51:03.320 what did i tell you about girls that i have hook up with on the first night you you oh if oh yeah

00:51:09.660 If the girl hooks up with you 1.00

00:51:11.280 On the first night 0.98

00:51:11.840 You'll never talk to them

00:51:12.640 I'll never talk to them necessarily

00:51:14.020 But I'll definitely won't

00:51:15.020 Like be able to fall in love with them

00:51:16.240 Because it makes me think 1.00

00:51:17.280 Like yo that girl probably just went

00:51:18.340 And this is a weird situation

00:51:20.440 This is a weird situation

00:51:22.260 Because like

00:51:22.880 Usually I would be like

00:51:26.220 Oh if they make me wait

00:51:27.140 Like they probably

00:51:27.880 Don't do 0.99

00:51:29.360 A lot of like double anal 0.99

00:51:30.860 But that's not the case 0.99

00:51:32.800 That's not the case here

00:51:34.620 It's like 0.98

00:51:35.040 This is a fucked up situation 1.00

00:51:36.400 This is a fucked up situation 1.00

00:51:37.900 You don't say Mike 1.00

00:51:38.920 You don't say

00:51:40.340 There's a Kanye song about it 1.00

00:51:41.960 I'm in love with a porn star 1.00

00:51:43.900 Yeah yeah 1.00

00:51:45.060 Alright dude

00:51:45.820 I think that's it

00:51:46.460 I think that's it for this episode

00:51:47.440 Bob Mennery is

00:51:48.500 Bob Mennery is up next

00:51:50.020 He's

00:51:50.260 We're gonna go see

00:51:51.040 Logan Paul now

00:51:52.140 To do his podcast

00:51:52.920 There were some things

00:51:53.740 They said about me

00:51:54.440 I didn't like

00:51:54.900 So we're gonna go 1.00

00:51:56.340 Confront these fuckers 1.00

00:51:57.560 Right Scooty 1.00

00:51:58.660 Gotta call him out

00:51:59.520 I brought my bodyguard

00:52:00.460 Gotta call him out

00:52:01.280 What happened 1.00

00:52:01.780 Ah shit 0.99

00:52:02.940 Bob Mennery 1.00

00:52:03.920 I will fuck you up dude 1.00

00:52:05.540 Nah I'm just kidding 1.00

00:52:06.160 He's dope

00:52:08.260 we saw him the other day at Saddle Ranch but he's on his way here

00:52:10.300 let's close out the podcast let us know what you thought about the two man

00:52:12.520 episode about the vibe

00:52:13.980 again it's sort of

00:52:16.460 a test I figure we do 100 we've done

00:52:18.220 150 plus episodes of Impulsive 0.98

00:52:20.400 like let's just keep trying out shit see what works 0.98

00:52:22.400 see what doesn't what do you think 0.99

00:52:24.340 I want to know I have an opinion

00:52:25.860 I think

00:52:27.760 I think it allows us to get a little bit deeper

00:52:30.520 into like mine and your relationship

00:52:32.400 which if people are into

00:52:34.200 then they might have liked this like to see

00:52:36.320 Where our pain points

00:52:37.100 And our strong points are

00:52:38.340 Because there's no other focus

00:52:39.800 So if people like that

00:52:41.960 And by the way

00:52:42.880 Like my guess is that

00:52:44.480 As the show continues to go on

00:52:46.120 Especially as

00:52:46.680 We've seen that people

00:52:47.440 Like the Boys Only episodes

00:52:48.360 I think people are becoming

00:52:49.180 More and more invested

00:52:49.980 In our stories

00:52:50.880 I agree

00:52:51.540 Do you know what I'm saying

00:52:52.180 I do

00:52:52.600 However

00:52:53.060 I also like our banter

00:52:55.200 On subject XYZ 0.65

00:52:57.120 100% 0.97

00:52:57.520 So I think the note

00:52:58.660 For both you and I

00:53:00.200 Yeah

00:53:00.560 To take

00:53:01.020 And I know sometimes 1.00

00:53:01.680 When we talk about shit 0.99

00:53:02.680 On this show 1.00

00:53:03.300 We forget

00:53:03.720 And I would have told you

00:53:04.640 This in the debrief

00:53:05.820 we should really start clocking um anything in our life that happens whether it's like a thought

00:53:12.160 that could drive a conversation or something something that maybe isn't so centric on you

00:53:17.400 and i absolutely you know what i'm saying like it's our job to go in our notes if something

00:53:20.980 happens out in public um well also just the i think the macro issues that i keep going back to

00:53:26.380 i keep i keep saying you know the stuff that people are talking about without us anyways sure

00:53:30.940 Sure, sure, but also there's some super nuanced topics that happen only in your life, my life, or anyone's life that you're not going to see on Twitter.

00:53:44.460 Facts.

00:53:45.500 Sleeping with a girl on the first night is a great topic. 0.91

00:53:48.060 Yes, exactly. 0.97

00:53:49.040 If something like that happens, let's talk about it.

00:53:51.500 So I think that's what we have to do.

00:53:53.620 This was very you and I based.

00:53:55.520 Yeah.

00:53:55.960 So I think maybe we should get in the thumbnail here.

00:54:00.940 You just saw how thumbnails work

00:54:06.240 Alright guys hit that subscribe button

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00:54:09.740 You guys seem to be loving them so far

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 22, 2020

E152 MIKE AND LOGAN TALK ABOUT JOE ROGAN’S MEAT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 152

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