Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E156 DAN PEÑA IS THE TRILLION DOLLAR MAN - IMPAULSIVE EP. 156

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00:02:02.340 What happens when you have too much sex?

00:02:05.700 You can't get it up.

00:02:07.320 I can only get it up 10, 12 times.

00:02:10.260 A year?

00:02:10.660 A night.

00:02:12.760 A year.

00:02:15.200 You use Bluetooth.

00:02:23.860 How do you want to start?

00:02:25.200 We starting off with Russell Brand?

00:02:26.640 Why me?

00:02:27.460 We're trying to put a... 0.99

00:02:28.560 Who the fuck's Russell Brand? 0.99

00:02:29.480 Oh, God. 1.00

00:02:30.060 Oh, I don't...

00:02:30.880 Does he make a living?

00:02:32.100 He does.

00:02:32.700 Yeah.

00:02:33.000 Yeah, he's pretty successful.

00:02:34.160 He's an actor.

00:02:34.740 We had him on the show last week.

00:02:35.800 Well, how do you define success?

00:02:36.980 At what level?

00:02:37.660 How much of a living does he make?

00:02:39.360 I define success in two ways.

00:02:41.620 Financially and happiness.

00:02:43.620 Well, I don't use happiness.

00:02:45.080 I just...

00:02:45.860 Money's not the only thing in the world,

00:02:47.580 but it's the only thing anybody keeps track of.

00:02:49.700 What about views on YouTube?

00:02:51.160 Yeah, true.

00:02:51.980 Well, I missed this social media revolution

00:02:55.000 up until five years ago

00:02:57.020 when a guy named uh brian rose from london real tv interviewed me and um it went viral

00:03:04.460 and so then i realized i missed something here so and then i started doing more podcasts i.e i'm here

00:03:10.480 um and i started uh putting all my material i don't sell anything all my stuff's free

00:03:16.680 on youtube for free and on my website for free uh but i was ready to pack it in five years ago

00:03:23.540 Can I preface and introduce, A, the show, and then B, you our guest.

00:03:27.580 I was going to say that.

00:03:28.580 We usually bring our guests on.

00:03:29.780 So, guys, first off, welcome back to Impulsives.

00:03:32.180 Is this the audience?

00:03:32.720 Yes.

00:03:33.320 Well, actually, the audience is actually sitting inside that small box that that man's controlling with his hand.

00:03:37.420 This is one director on it.

00:03:39.020 One direction.

00:03:39.880 Oh, direction.

00:03:40.600 Okay.

00:03:40.940 Shout out, Harry Styles.

00:03:41.960 Welcome back to Impulsives, the number one podcast in the world.

00:03:43.980 Thank you guys for listening, watching, viewing, and subscribing.

00:03:46.700 We love you, as you know.

00:03:48.260 And our guest today, he's known as the Trillion Dollar Man.

00:03:51.880 And for good reason, because he crushed it in the oil market in the 80s and 90s.

00:03:55.460 He's an investment genius.

00:03:56.540 And today he's one of the best high performance business coaches in the entire world with

00:04:01.000 a Google verified net worth of $450 million.

00:04:05.020 Wow.

00:04:05.320 I don't know if that's true. 1.00

00:04:06.440 And if that's not enough, he lives in a goddamn castle. 0.99

00:04:09.560 It's Dan Pena. 1.00

00:04:11.140 Thank you.

00:04:11.820 Get the lights, Danny.

00:04:13.100 Thank you.

00:04:13.880 Danny's not here.

00:04:14.720 So here's the backstory.

00:04:16.340 Here's why we're a little discombobulated.

00:04:18.460 We made a little.

00:04:19.520 We made our billionaire wait 45 minutes.

00:04:21.200 Well, why?

00:04:21.560 Dylan, you confirmed

00:04:24.200 1 p.m. yesterday. Just take the blame.

00:04:25.940 You did. I'll fall on the sword

00:04:28.380 and I'm not in the blame game,

00:04:30.800 but there is proof

00:04:32.300 in the pudding. So it was, I had

00:04:34.180 3 p.m. on my schedule and I

00:04:36.220 was mid-workout. Same.

00:04:37.880 And I was...

00:04:39.500 I had 3 p.m. on my schedule.

00:04:41.900 I can give you, you know... You got a hard copy

00:04:44.140 of something? He got a hard copy of his

00:04:46.160 schedule today? Is this what billionaires do?

00:04:48.380 This is amazing. Wait a second. 6 p.m.

00:04:50.260 dress up like the Monopoly man on Hollywood 0.99

00:04:52.320 what the fuck 0.99

00:04:54.480 how is that possible 1.00

00:04:55.820 wow this is okay I see

00:04:58.040 the difference between someone like you and someone like us now

00:05:00.220 that I'm looking at this paper with a very detailed

00:05:02.320 description let's see what we made you late for

00:05:04.520 hotel

00:05:06.240 drinks with Zayden

00:05:07.060 Zayden we are so sorry

00:05:08.820 he's one of my

00:05:09.540 not teenage he's 22 year old multi millionaires

00:05:12.860 and we're making him wait

00:05:14.460 because I was working

00:05:15.300 from here I'm going to go to pick up my wife back

00:05:18.480 at the hotel then we're gonna go pick up our oldest son then take him to a trust meeting

00:05:23.060 of uh trustees of my trust and uh the uh so anyway we got time let's roll okay cool by the

00:05:30.580 way you know what you know what a b-roll is in making movies some of you are aspiring actors

00:05:34.120 right of course yeah okay the b-roll was invented about 100 years ago by louis b mayor and it was

00:05:40.180 the bimbo role because they said we're going to take a shots in the b-roll so they could casting

00:05:46.260 couch and the b-roll and the b-roll nobody ever saw the b-roll and to today they still call it

00:05:52.020 the b-roll that's gonna take shots of the b-roll but the casting couch has changed a little bit

00:05:56.500 casting couch is alive and well oh it's great i'm a huge fan yeah wow i i didn't know that we

00:06:02.520 we use b-roll every day so for anyone listening b-roll is the the footage you see maybe during

00:06:08.580 the exposition that uh is just uh maybe like a slow motion shot or a different shot of something

00:06:14.320 that's not happening.

00:06:14.800 But that's not how it started.

00:06:16.040 Interesting.

00:06:16.580 The B-roll so they could get 1.00

00:06:17.480 the gals on the couch. 0.73

00:06:19.880 Do you have $450 million? 0.51

00:06:21.460 Is that number right?

00:06:22.180 I feel like you have

00:06:22.900 a lot more than that.

00:06:23.560 I was going to say.

00:06:24.740 But also,

00:06:25.320 the reason he's on the show

00:06:26.700 really is not because

00:06:27.360 of his bankroll

00:06:28.060 or his B-roll.

00:06:29.480 It's because he's eccentric.

00:06:30.860 We like your personality

00:06:32.040 a lot.

00:06:33.680 You're an eccentric billionaire.

00:06:34.420 You're in the few. 0.61

00:06:34.900 You're in the few.

00:06:35.580 No, not the many.

00:06:37.240 What do you stand for?

00:06:38.620 Three things.

00:06:40.140 As long as it's legal,

00:06:41.340 moral, and ethical

00:06:41.920 and morality and ethics

00:06:43.720 swinging the wind so you've got to uh be where there's a rule of law in other words if somebody

00:06:48.520 fucks you cheats you you have to be able to sue them but there are certain places in the world 0.60

00:06:52.440 that they have laws but the courts are all rigged like russia like india in my opinion yeah since 0.99

00:06:59.400 you are in the world of money though isn't that hard especially legally and morally well yeah but

00:07:04.560 i mean i've i've been able to do it there are guys that have made it legit um but it is hard

00:07:10.020 It's very hard.

00:07:11.260 And I was telling one of the guys earlier that I spoke at University of Pennsylvania a couple weeks ago.

00:07:18.120 And I did my research, and it's $80,000 a year to go there, just tuition, not room and board.

00:07:25.440 Four times $80,000 is $320,000.

00:07:27.360 And the average salary that a University of Pennsylvania, arguably one of the best schools in the country, gets when they get out of $67,000 a year.

00:07:34.740 So it makes no sense.

00:07:36.180 I mean, and that's why there's so much student debt.

00:07:38.620 but i i give a talk called wealth risk reward not meaning the way to get wealthy that that your

00:07:45.820 parents or your grandparents were taught doesn't exist anymore yet they're still teaching the old

00:07:49.800 systems in all the schools you used to work uh 40 years at at&t and get a watch not as nice as this

00:07:55.680 watch and a pension to live off of and now you don't get a watch and you don't get a pension

00:07:59.980 that you can live off of you might get the watch pension yeah but a timex watch what watch is that

00:08:05.320 Yeah, pardon?

00:08:06.160 It's a Pateek Antique.

00:08:07.560 That's a Pateek?

00:08:08.200 Yeah.

00:08:08.580 Pateek Foli. 0.99

00:08:09.100 Shut up, really? 0.99

00:08:09.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:08:10.820 It's a pocket watch?

00:08:11.900 A couple hundred grand.

00:08:12.800 Never met anyone with a pocket watch, an actual pocket watch.

00:08:15.920 We had Aaron Carter on the show once.

00:08:17.820 You know Aaron Carter?

00:08:18.500 He brought some bling as well. 1.00

00:08:19.740 Yeah, he just gave us this bullshit, and it's fake. 1.00

00:08:22.220 Dude, you can have it. 0.99

00:08:22.980 Yeah, well, I'm not going to give you anything, so don't worry.

00:08:27.040 Well, you've given us your time.

00:08:28.440 Yes, I have.

00:08:28.880 Which we've...

00:08:29.280 So let's roll.

00:08:30.300 Extremely misused.

00:08:31.680 This is B-roll.

00:08:32.360 Can I...

00:08:32.820 This is real.

00:08:34.260 It's happening.

00:08:34.660 Can I ask you a question?

00:08:36.620 All that money, how?

00:08:37.900 How did you make it?

00:08:38.640 Did you start with zero?

00:08:39.780 Did you get a small loan of $1 million?

00:08:41.280 I started in East L.A.

00:08:42.740 Wow.

00:08:43.520 About 25 miles from here.

00:08:47.060 As you come out of Los Angeles past the stadium way, Dodger Stadium,

00:08:51.520 on the right is a place called B.H. Boyle Heights.

00:08:54.960 It's the Mexican Beverly Hills. 0.92

00:08:56.920 That's where I came to after when I was born at the end of World War II.

00:09:01.380 And my dad was a cop.

00:09:02.460 He made $142 a month

00:09:05.200 And I got in a lot of trouble

00:09:06.100 Been arrested several times

00:09:08.200 In jail

00:09:09.760 The last time I was arrested was

00:09:12.120 Assault with a deadly weapon on a police officer

00:09:15.260 What was going on there?

00:09:16.440 In 1977, so I was already successful

00:09:18.540 But I was crazy, I was 31 years old

00:09:20.780 And thought I was Cassius Clay

00:09:22.800 Or Muhammad Ali at that time

00:09:24.260 I thought it was pretty tough

00:09:25.400 What did you do?

00:09:26.440 No, I was drunk, all my incarcerations are alcohol related

00:09:29.920 That's something

00:09:31.460 I mean, that note that that's part of the reason we're actually sober right now.

00:09:34.480 2020, we noticed that when we don't drink, how crazy is this?

00:09:36.900 When we don't drink, our life is exponentially better.

00:09:39.400 Yeah.

00:09:39.680 Yeah.

00:09:40.000 So you boozing now.

00:09:41.460 I mean, even right now.

00:09:42.560 Yeah.

00:09:43.240 My favorite part of the night is to double dirty martinis.

00:09:46.540 Do you drink it all today so far?

00:09:47.960 No, that's a little early for me.

00:09:50.580 Well, it's 7 p.m. somewhere.

00:09:52.180 I know.

00:09:52.660 I realize that.

00:09:54.040 Anyways, wait, what did you do?

00:09:55.060 I also have never done drugs.

00:09:56.700 I had my first marijuana cookie about a year ago in Amsterdam.

00:10:00.500 where one of my Dutch partners and my wife went shopping.

00:10:04.080 They came back with this big cookie.

00:10:05.720 And so I got a Diet Coke and I chewed some of it. 0.99

00:10:09.380 And I said, fuck, that tastes really good. 0.99

00:10:11.920 Even the Coke tastes better. 1.00

00:10:13.440 Now, it must be my imagination.

00:10:15.800 So then we went out to dinner that night

00:10:17.040 and I must have eaten 10,000 calories.

00:10:19.860 I couldn't get enough food down my throat 0.96

00:10:21.440 because the food tasted so fucking good. 0.93

00:10:22.720 And then I realized, and my wife and my partner 0.96

00:10:25.780 were laughing and giggling because I just kept,

00:10:28.000 I need more bread and butter.

00:10:29.200 I need more of this.

00:10:30.880 So that's the only drug I've ever done

00:10:32.600 is one marijuana cookie.

00:10:34.300 Yeah, but that's no joke. 0.98

00:10:35.320 Those edibles can really fuck you up. 0.98

00:10:38.060 That's it. 0.96

00:10:38.560 You just notice you're extra hungry

00:10:39.960 because when I do edibles,

00:10:41.000 I can't really speak.

00:10:41.860 I get stuck like this,

00:10:42.800 like temporary paralysis situation.

00:10:45.500 I can see you with paralysis very easily.

00:10:47.540 Currently?

00:10:48.200 Yeah, currently.

00:10:49.380 I mean, you got a crazy look in your eye. 1.00

00:10:52.640 You got that psycho. 0.99

00:10:53.620 You got that Charlie Manson look in your eye. 0.99

00:10:55.080 I'll tell you one thing.

00:10:55.740 I'll tell you one thing.

00:10:56.780 I haven't assaulted one police officer.

00:10:58.460 So, so far, so good.

00:10:59.620 It's a good start.

00:11:00.500 Well, okay, well, you've had a sheltered life, I guess.

00:11:04.900 It's because that man right there, he provided.

00:11:07.200 What's good, Dad?

00:11:08.060 I taught you how to get away.

00:11:09.380 Yeah, that's true.

00:11:10.140 It's true.

00:11:10.600 Would you say you're the Dan Bilzerian of the stock and bonds world?

00:11:13.760 Or would you say that you're the Dan Pena of your world?

00:11:16.380 I don't know who that is.

00:11:17.420 How did you make your mind?

00:11:17.980 Most of the names you've mentioned, I've never heard of.

00:11:20.280 Who have you heard of?

00:11:21.200 None of these guys that you're talking about. 1.00

00:11:23.200 This jerk comedian. 0.99

00:11:25.660 Russell Brand. 1.00

00:11:26.360 He just

00:11:27.720 It's only because

00:11:28.860 We're trying to title

00:11:30.040 The Russell Brand episode

00:11:31.100 And we're brainstorming here

00:11:32.640 And it's part of the reason

00:11:33.580 We're so sorry

00:11:34.840 No this is funny

00:11:35.920 Because he actually

00:11:37.260 Has a similar attitude

00:11:38.180 As like a lot of like

00:11:39.260 People from

00:11:40.560 That's not alcohol

00:11:41.480 That's water

00:11:42.160 Water

00:11:42.600 Nope

00:11:42.980 This is vodka

00:11:44.080 80 proof

00:11:44.900 Oh 80 proof

00:11:45.580 Okay

00:11:45.780 I had 22

00:11:47.160 Last time I was in Los Angeles

00:11:48.420 You remind me of the kids

00:11:49.580 I had 22 meetings

00:11:50.660 Showbiz meetings

00:11:51.660 All 22 meetings

00:11:53.960 I asked for coffee

00:11:54.780 Half of the 1.00

00:11:56.300 they didn't even have coffee they had to go to send out to starbucks get me a fucking coffee 0.99

00:12:00.160 they had herbal tea which i think is like piss water and uh and they were all drinking water 0.98

00:12:06.760 like this not one single person had a tea or a coffee in the 22 meetings i had with kids about

00:12:12.740 your age yeah young people drinking less and less coffee that's a lie i drink coffee all the time

00:12:16.720 but we don't know how to make it if our assistant dandy isn't here do you think kids are helpless

00:12:20.040 nowadays they feel entitled and they're worthless they're not just helpless worthless how did that 0.97

00:12:24.380 happened why is that parents before his generation the one before that fucked everybody up you 0.99

00:12:30.780 grandpa bob your dad 0.98

00:12:32.980 correct

00:12:40.480 that's cheap one of the questions i ask when i speak is uh

00:12:54.020 How many have kids? Half of them raise their hand.

00:12:56.320 I said, how many would want your kids to turn out like you? 1.00

00:12:59.100 Nobody raises their hand. 1.00

00:13:00.040 No way.

00:13:00.700 Okay, yeah.

00:13:01.080 How many would you want your kids to turn out like your parents? 0.95

00:13:04.620 Nobody raises their hand. 0.99

00:13:06.080 I said, well, who in the family?

00:13:07.420 I got a grandfather. 0.98

00:13:09.180 I heard about a great grandfather who had some balls. 0.98

00:13:12.860 I call people snowflakes because they melt under pressure. 0.94

00:13:15.700 Now, you're all giggling and laughing,

00:13:17.000 but when you're giggling, would be giggling and laughing

00:13:19.900 when they're going to repossess your house,

00:13:21.880 when they're going to take your car away from you,

00:13:23.220 when your kids go to jail for drugs, 0.97

00:13:26.000 this generation, 0.93

00:13:27.560 the last generation and a half,

00:13:28.760 melt under pressure.

00:13:30.120 They can't take the heat anymore.

00:13:31.720 What's the solution?

00:13:32.600 Does it start with parenting?

00:13:33.480 Oh, no, there is no solution.

00:13:34.540 We're beyond it. 1.00

00:13:35.440 The world's fucked. 1.00

00:13:36.400 Whoa! 1.00

00:13:37.340 The question I always ask.

00:13:38.820 Sonny DeMittsson. 1.00

00:13:39.700 Fucking answer. 1.00

00:13:40.640 I have been asking this question for ages. 1.00

00:13:43.100 There is no way back.

00:13:44.880 There's no way back. 1.00

00:13:46.020 We've been fucked for 40, 50 years. 1.00

00:13:47.580 Oh, no. 1.00

00:13:48.520 No.

00:13:49.000 A dystopian on the show.

00:13:51.160 Yeah.

00:13:51.560 This is incredible, dude.

00:13:52.520 Forget about it.

00:13:53.040 We just had the opposite in Russell Brand.

00:13:55.020 He thinks the world is made of rainbows, Skittles, small horses.

00:13:58.380 No, he said, he said, what did he say? 1.00

00:14:00.980 You said, you said, are we fucked? 0.99

00:14:02.440 And he said, oh, no, I think we're going to be. 0.99

00:14:05.580 We have to be to get better, I think he said.

00:14:07.820 So maybe you ain't that far off from Russell Brand.

00:14:09.140 Okay, Elon Musk and Jeff and Sir Richard want to die on the way to Mars.

00:14:15.000 They use the excuse that we should be a two planet species. 0.99

00:14:19.600 that's because the species on this planet is fucked and it's not about uh climate change 0.99

00:14:25.180 none of that that's not where we're fucked we're fucked because we um we have kids that come to 1.00

00:14:30.340 the seminar and when i talk to universities how many kids have never been spanked almost the whole 0.98

00:14:36.580 audience raises their hand how many kids have uh never been in a fistfight on school grounds

00:14:41.140 okay or have been nobody raises their hand i mean we have kids that have never been yelled at

00:14:46.320 never been disciplined.

00:14:48.420 Yeah, but is discipline

00:14:49.720 through physical action?

00:14:51.600 Yes.

00:14:52.060 Violence is that thing? 0.98

00:14:52.900 Spare the rod, spoil the child. 1.00

00:14:54.940 Woo! 1.00

00:14:56.540 Yeah, beat him like 1.00

00:14:57.620 a fucking random mule. 1.00

00:14:58.800 We both had the shit 1.00

00:14:59.720 beat out of us. 0.99

00:15:00.200 Yes.

00:15:01.180 Me probably even worse.

00:15:03.180 Your dad is biased,

00:15:04.680 but I wouldn't consider

00:15:05.620 either one of you successful. 1.00

00:15:07.040 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:15:08.040 You haven't done shit. 1.00

00:15:09.580 You haven't done dick. 1.00

00:15:10.840 Fuck. 1.00

00:15:12.100 Or the standards are so low 1.00

00:15:13.940 for you 0.99

00:15:14.460 people think you did dick yeah i think that's hold on let's hold on let's let's walk i'll take 0.97

00:15:19.700 the roller are we no no we're rolling we've been rolling but let's i could do this show 0.99

00:15:23.780 fucking all day all night i love this but let's but let's walk it back i mean give us give us 0.83

00:15:30.240 give us a metric for success yeah that you're measuring us on well my book that i wrote your 0.98

00:15:35.600 first hundred million is the hardest to make that's hard that's pretty close no your first 0.99

00:15:40.320 hundred million that's in your pocket not i'm not talking about youtube fucking revenue shit i mean 0.99

00:15:46.340 money in your pocket we're a little low you get you get paid why would anybody pay to see this 1.00

00:15:52.420 i don't understand what point are you just shit to see this show yeah yeah any show no one pays 0.99

00:15:59.080 because he had no standards i i started fucking only sixes and up i mean you call me some yeah 0.99

00:16:07.800 at what point is it just like you have to accept that like the sevens are the universal number to 0.99

00:16:12.500 go with like we're a seven out of ten seven you fuck sevens dude you're telling me you never 1.00

00:16:16.780 fucked a five oh god so why are you gonna come on and tell us my generation i got more ass than 1.00

00:16:22.940 a toilet seat at a bus station god damn yeah my generation doesn't know what a condom looks like 1.00

00:16:29.460 and the only time you get ladies with a fucking condom well that's up for debate can i just tell 0.99

00:16:35.540 you that i love you i'm sorry dude my kids my kids will be embarrassed that i'm on this show no why 0.99

00:16:40.240 i have a 33 year old daughter a 38 year old son and a 39 year old son and they say why do you go

00:16:46.220 on those podcasts dad i said because i want my material to get reach as many people as i can

00:16:51.720 okay and uh they say uh you're not making any money no nobody's nobody's offered to pay me

00:16:57.620 for any of these if you're supposed to get paid i'm certainly not getting paid uh and i give all

00:17:02.160 my stuff away free and um the uh uh the kids uh now i have 200 000 kids on youtube a year 18

00:17:09.660 months ago i had 2 000 you're blown up well because i'm now in trying to engage with the 0.93

00:17:15.440 meatheads and watch this shit okay yeah you next up but nobody full disclosure i know i knew 0.99

00:17:21.140 president trump had a different light president trump's not going to see me on this fucking thing 0.99

00:17:24.420 oh he might well i'm gonna ask him next time i haven't talked in 25 years full disclosure why 0.98

00:17:30.080 What's going on?

00:17:30.620 No, no, because in my, in his previous life, in my previous life, we shared the same lawyers.

00:17:36.000 Okay.

00:17:36.480 And so, and so I would bump into him at Christmas functions and stuff like that.

00:17:41.300 But, uh, he's a hundred times tougher than he is on TV.

00:17:45.540 Really?

00:17:46.060 You have no idea how tough he is. 1.00

00:17:48.800 I mean, in my opinion, this is one man's opinion, Mr. President, these assholes that 1.00

00:17:54.760 are trying to impeach him will pay the fucking price. 1.00

00:17:59.000 Seems like a threat. 1.00

00:18:00.000 it is a threat oh shit it is a threat do you ever have any beef with trump you ever get in a fight 1.00

00:18:06.060 with him no no no fist fights no no schoolyard no no all right so you're blowing i want to get 1.00

00:18:11.920 back a little bit so you're blowing up you're blowing up on youtube would you say you're the

00:18:14.660 david dobrik of the monopoly i don't know who he is with the references all right fine fine

00:18:21.700 who's a good like would you say that we're the next abbott and costello oh yeah that's a better

00:18:28.240 analogy yeah yeah oh my god bro are you serious oh yeah but you're better three stooges where's 0.99

00:18:35.000 the third guy evan he's upstairs yeah how did you make your fucking money dan i need to know 0.99

00:18:41.960 we can't be losers forever was it night shift merch probably not no it's it's you know again 0.99

00:18:46.940 money's not everything it's the only thing anybody keeps track of but uh i um the uh so it was either

00:18:53.000 I got arrested five times

00:18:55.600 and I got in a lot of trouble

00:18:57.600 and so I volunteered to go into the army

00:18:59.360 in 1966

00:19:00.240 and in their infinite wisdom

00:19:02.780 the Congress of the United States

00:19:04.640 deemed me an officer and a gentleman

00:19:06.840 I went to OCS, became an officer

00:19:08.240 and my life changed, it turned me around

00:19:10.040 I became an officer, a leader of men

00:19:11.820 Did you go to NAMM?

00:19:13.080 No, didn't go to NAMM

00:19:14.180 Do you have shin splints?

00:19:16.480 No, I don't have shin splints 0.72

00:19:17.880 but I went to NATO

00:19:20.180 I was at NATO, NATO headquarters in Germany

00:19:22.640 not in Germany

00:19:23.740 actually Brussels

00:19:24.540 but I was stationed in Germany

00:19:25.500 but I now have

00:19:26.520 artificial knees

00:19:27.340 I want an artificial ankle

00:19:31.660 but I got to tell you Dan

00:19:32.900 every time I ask you

00:19:34.020 how you make money

00:19:34.600 you say you got in a lot of trouble

00:19:35.940 and you like the army 1.00

00:19:36.880 I need a fucking answer 1.00

00:19:38.320 okay I made the money 0.99

00:19:39.440 I went into the oil business

00:19:40.720 I went to investment banking

00:19:41.920 I went to Bear Stearns

00:19:42.740 on Wall Street

00:19:43.240 Wall Street firm 1.00

00:19:44.160 and I saw meatheads 0.98

00:19:45.580 kind of like you

00:19:46.260 making tens of millions of dollars 1.00

00:19:47.760 they couldn't wipe my ass 1.00

00:19:49.680 they went to sweat off my balls 1.00

00:19:50.880 I left Wall Street firm 0.96

00:19:52.560 and I went in the oil business

00:19:53.820 and the rest is more or less history.

00:19:57.060 Have you been screaming at people?

00:19:59.660 I talk to bankers like this.

00:20:01.340 I talk to, you know. 1.00

00:20:02.440 Holy shit. 0.99

00:20:03.220 I mean, the very first picture on Google, 0.99

00:20:06.480 you're looking just fired up.

00:20:07.780 I am, that's me.

00:20:09.860 People think that I take cocaine or something,

00:20:11.620 but I don't.

00:20:12.020 This is my personality.

00:20:13.200 I'm high on life.

00:20:14.280 Have you ever eaten someone's soul?

00:20:16.280 No, I ate a guy's nose off once.

00:20:17.560 What the?

00:20:18.880 What did you say?

00:20:21.000 Just now? 0.81

00:20:21.540 I hit the guy in the Adam's apple like this, like you're supposed to, and I bit his nose 0.97

00:20:25.900 on. 0.98

00:20:26.320 Okay.

00:20:26.820 Oh, I see what's happening.

00:20:28.500 He's actually Hannibal Lecter from The Sheep, The Sheep Movie.

00:20:33.420 Sounds a little me.

00:20:35.280 He's a little me.

00:20:36.060 He looks like me, but he's mom. 1.00

00:20:37.180 Holy shit. 0.99

00:20:37.780 Are they not identical? 1.00

00:20:38.880 Eating people's noses and whatnot?

00:20:39.420 They're exactly the same person.

00:20:40.840 I see.

00:20:41.800 People that watch the show, they like to learn how to become rich.

00:20:45.120 When I go in the audience, I normally say, give me 10 snowflakes. 1.00

00:20:48.440 Yeah, I'll kick your ass all at the same time. 1.00

00:20:50.620 Are you still fighting people 1.00

00:20:51.740 even with the artificial shoulders and knees?

00:20:53.140 Yeah, I am.

00:20:54.260 There's certain things worth dying for

00:20:56.160 and I still believe in a few of them

00:20:57.860 and there's certain things 1.00

00:20:59.020 that you just got to punch the fucker in the mouth 1.00

00:21:00.540 or die trying. 1.00

00:21:02.040 What's worth dying for?

00:21:03.360 We have a test on my site.

00:21:06.020 The question says,

00:21:07.940 what would you do 0.96

00:21:08.740 if someone spit in your mother's face? 0.98

00:21:11.180 Now, just wait a minute, 0.99

00:21:12.540 chill out in a second here.

00:21:13.860 And there's three or four answers,

00:21:15.420 but the most used answer

00:21:17.220 by the kids that take the test

00:21:18.600 and we have tens of thousands of kids that have taken tests,

00:21:21.060 I would try to ascertain his state of mind that day.

00:21:25.260 I would try to ascertain his state of mind.

00:21:27.480 Like if he's on drugs or having a bad day or something?

00:21:30.220 Some slack.

00:21:31.400 And my generation, if I didn't have a pipe or a brick, 0.98

00:21:34.440 I'd find something to beat him to death. 0.96

00:21:36.180 Absolutely. 1.00

00:21:36.400 To death? 0.85

00:21:37.320 Yeah, to death.

00:21:38.420 But what about all your money?

00:21:40.120 I bet your nose comes off easy.

00:21:41.780 Mine?

00:21:42.200 Yeah.

00:21:42.580 Want to find out?

00:21:45.120 Don't ask for something you might not like.

00:21:47.000 Oh, my God.

00:21:47.680 Am I about to fight a billionaire?

00:21:51.000 No, I don't want to fight you.

00:21:52.600 Okay.

00:21:53.640 The last time I physically hit anybody

00:21:55.560 is probably 10 years ago.

00:21:56.900 No, that's good because you have a lot to lose.

00:21:59.540 You have a lot to lose.

00:22:00.560 But there's some things worth going to jail for.

00:22:02.760 Really?

00:22:03.300 My integrity, my pride, my wife's pride.

00:22:07.100 Can I ask you something?

00:22:08.040 Is there a chance that through some miracle

00:22:11.000 you just like became a billionaire?

00:22:13.440 Tough.

00:22:14.260 I wish I would, if I had it to do it over again,

00:22:16.800 I'd marry it.

00:22:17.680 i'm just saying you talk like a person who should be in jail why i was that's true that's let's be 0.57

00:22:26.040 honest you you you could basically eat anyone's you ain't going back to jail anytime soon well

00:22:30.500 you could you could you could go out on fifth ave right now with a machine gun and you ain't

00:22:35.860 going to jail this guy sounds like a co unindicted co-conspirator and he got a better lawyer so he

00:22:41.640 was unindicted co-conspirator you didn't have a good lawyer because your dad decided not to

00:22:45.220 pony up any money

00:22:46.340 if he has any

00:22:46.840 and so you went to jail

00:22:48.120 okay

00:22:48.540 that's the difference

00:22:49.540 when you have a lot of money

00:22:50.720 I'm not promoting

00:22:52.580 doing illegal things

00:22:53.660 but if you have a lot of money

00:22:55.220 you're better off

00:22:55.880 than poor people 1.00

00:22:56.440 that's just life 1.00

00:22:57.080 that's the reason

00:22:57.420 I didn't go to jail 0.99

00:22:58.140 when I was doing my shit 0.99

00:22:59.300 I had great lawyers 0.98

00:23:00.440 yeah

00:23:00.920 great white lawyers

00:23:01.820 are you serious?

00:23:02.060 absolutely

00:23:02.420 I had great white lawyers 0.99

00:23:03.520 every time I fucking needed 0.99

00:23:04.820 to get out of something 0.98

00:23:05.620 I put all my money up

00:23:06.760 and I walked away

00:23:07.460 I wonder if the race part of that

00:23:08.960 will get cut

00:23:09.560 no of course not

00:23:10.580 hold on a second

00:23:11.140 hold on a second

00:23:11.760 but I think he's

00:23:12.740 I think like

00:23:13.320 that's acknowledging white privilege

00:23:14.660 Let me, let me finish this.

00:23:15.960 It is, it is, it's a fact.

00:23:17.800 And it is 100% a fact that, uh, what does he say in the Kanye song?

00:23:22.460 Who gets more time than Brandon?

00:23:25.300 Jerome gets more time than Brandon.

00:23:26.960 It's a fact, a sad fact of life.

00:23:28.640 Do you think there's a socioeconomic divide in this country?

00:23:31.080 And do you think that young black boys are getting more time in jail than white men? 1.00

00:23:34.340 Oh shit. 1.00

00:23:34.800 I don't know the stats, but probably so. 1.00

00:23:37.340 Probably so.

00:23:38.100 I would also assume, but. 0.98

00:23:39.400 Do you think that's fucked up? 0.98

00:23:40.400 Yeah, I know it's fucked up, but it's what life is. 0.99

00:23:42.860 and I don't believe 0.97

00:23:44.500 one man can make a difference 0.66

00:23:45.760 so how do you make a difference

00:23:48.080 is it a collective of brilliant minds

00:23:50.160 over a trillion dollars with meatheads

00:23:51.820 just very similar to you 1.00

00:23:53.020 and if they want to go save the fucking world 1.00

00:23:55.360 that's fine 0.99

00:23:56.080 what about Martin Luther King

00:23:57.060 well he was a great man

00:23:59.200 you don't think his statements changed the world

00:24:02.900 it was probably too militant for me

00:24:04.280 but did him as one man change the world

00:24:06.880 no I don't believe it did

00:24:08.320 it got Obama to be president though

00:24:10.880 So in that regard, he did change the world.

00:24:13.420 But I mean, Gandhi, Christ, Moses, Buddha, Martin Luther King.

00:24:21.260 They all wound up dead young.

00:24:23.880 So did Jim Morrison, Mac Miller.

00:24:25.660 I don't know those people.

00:24:27.500 Morrison, isn't he a rocker?

00:24:29.260 He was.

00:24:29.820 Yeah, he's a rocker.

00:24:30.760 He coked out or something. 1.00

00:24:31.740 Yeah, he's a little fucked up. 1.00

00:24:32.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:33.220 Okay, but okay. 1.00

00:24:33.940 So it sounds like earlier you said we're fucked. 0.99

00:24:36.760 And then it sounds like your message, 0.98

00:24:38.740 what you're trying to spread in your program,

00:24:40.360 is a group of people

00:24:43.660 who are capable of saving the world.

00:24:45.240 So which one is it?

00:24:46.420 What do we have to do?

00:24:47.520 The kids don't lack the want or desire.

00:24:52.440 They lack leadership

00:24:53.360 and they lack teachers, mentors, coaches,

00:24:56.500 whatever you want to call it.

00:24:57.120 And that's what I am.

00:24:58.180 I'm a financial coach.

00:24:59.320 I concentrate on teaching kids

00:25:02.400 the same way I did it with no money

00:25:04.680 from three to seven years

00:25:07.520 creating generational wealth,

00:25:08.880 which would normally be created

00:25:09.920 over 20, 25 years.

00:25:11.840 So we create tens of millions.

00:25:14.880 I have teenagers driving, flying around in their own jet,

00:25:18.940 multimillionaire teenagers.

00:25:21.460 His only asset, Josh Kim, was his 15-speed bicycle.

00:25:25.880 I didn't know they had 15-speed bicycles.

00:25:28.980 We've created a lot, a lot of money.

00:25:30.560 We've gone from teenage multimillionaire

00:25:32.520 to the largest transaction in recorded history,

00:25:35.280 which is $500 million, $500 billion, excuse me,

00:25:37.880 The Neom, city of the future that Saudi Arabia is putting up in the middle of, well, almost all Saudi Arabia is a desert, but in the middle of an adjacent desert. 0.87

00:25:46.640 And I've got everything in between. 0.85

00:25:48.140 I have CEOs of Fortune 20 companies.

00:25:50.560 We've got politicians. 0.99

00:25:54.320 I have a, not a knack, but I have a will to dig past one layer of the onion to see if they're worth a shit or not. 0.96

00:26:02.400 But most kids, and I call you all kids because I'm either old enough to be your father or grandfather. 0.97

00:26:06.220 mother. Most kids are worthless pieces of shit. They should not have been born. They should have 1.00

00:26:12.300 rolled down their mama's fat leg. I got to ask you this question. You just mentioned a lot of 1.00

00:26:18.940 things, especially a $500 billion transaction. I got to ask you this. I've got the brain as big

00:26:22.680 as the planet. I'm super smart. Well, let me ask you this if you're so smart. You're a little short

00:26:27.340 on the dollar side yourself. I think we've had a couple of billionaires on the show that would

00:26:31.020 I stopped that because I found it easy.

00:26:34.260 I made a half a billion dollars in six or seven years.

00:26:37.080 I found it easy.

00:26:37.980 And so I stopped and I started coaching in 1993.

00:26:41.760 But why did you start coaching?

00:26:43.480 Like, why do you care?

00:26:44.680 No, no.

00:26:46.840 I taught university first one year

00:26:48.940 and that was a worthless experience for me.

00:26:50.820 I taught a whole year for a dollar

00:26:52.900 where I went to school right near here,

00:26:55.180 Cal State Northridge.

00:26:55.860 I graduated.

00:26:56.860 I was on the eight-year program,

00:26:58.180 but I spent four years in the middle in the military,

00:27:00.280 but it took me eight years from high school to when i graduated in 1971 and the um and i found

00:27:06.680 it easy because it is easy um the um but the kids all think not not all but almost all think there's

00:27:14.520 a secret sauce to the billionaire like a cheat code yeah yeah but there isn't a secret sauce

00:27:19.460 fortunately for me there is no compressed algorithm for 50 years of experience

00:27:23.760 then how do you turn 60 000 to 65 million in 100 days in 100 days no because i did 100 days yeah

00:27:31.060 because i took a back in those days and this is why i'm called a financial wizard is that there's

00:27:36.780 was no law in the world on any major stock exchange that you could not take an option

00:27:42.320 to buy public right and so i took a 60 000 option on oil and gas properties in the dj basin which

00:27:51.340 is basically Wyoming, public on the London Stock Exchange, and I turned it into 65 million

00:27:57.780 pounds, which is 100 million bucks in one day.

00:28:01.180 You took an option public.

00:28:03.480 Okay, let's say I give you 100 grand, I'll come back and buy this house for $10 million

00:28:07.720 in a year.

00:28:09.820 100 grand is the option, you give me 12 months.

00:28:11.900 Yep.

00:28:12.320 Right?

00:28:12.700 I understand.

00:28:13.420 Well, I just did that on a big oil deal, same thing.

00:28:17.140 And when we did it, nobody had ever done it before, but it wasn't illegal.

00:28:21.340 So then I did it in Amsterdam a few months later,

00:28:24.280 and then they stopped it. 0.99

00:28:25.640 It's called the Pena Rule now.

00:28:27.940 Really?

00:28:28.440 Yeah.

00:28:28.860 SEC?

00:28:29.440 Yeah, SEC and all the governing bodies of the stock exchanges around the world

00:28:32.700 came up with what they call a Pena because they don't know I have a tilde over the end.

00:28:37.340 And you can't do that anymore.

00:28:38.840 So you can't take options public.

00:28:40.160 You actually have to own what you take public on a stock exchange.

00:28:43.740 But in those days, and you would have thought somebody would have figured that out.

00:28:47.340 Stock exchanges have been around since 1535

00:28:49.340 when the Amsterdam founded the first burst

00:28:52.360 for the tulip bulbs.

00:28:54.860 They took public back in those days.

00:28:57.080 But I came up,

00:28:57.740 I called the top of the Bitcoin market,

00:29:00.800 December 2017.

00:29:03.340 I said, sell.

00:29:05.060 It was $19,800.

00:29:06.740 Yeah.

00:29:08.000 Nobody listened to me.

00:29:09.000 Of course.

00:29:09.520 I called the top of the oil market

00:29:10.820 in the summer of 2014

00:29:12.380 when it was $126,000.

00:29:14.600 A few people listened to me,

00:29:15.680 not many though.

00:29:16.880 i've called a lot of markets i i'm i um too bad you didn't call the 2008 mark you could have saved

00:29:22.640 gp some money yeah well the 2008 well the 2008 market my methodology works better in a down

00:29:28.020 market than an up market right right so my kids didn't get hurt we made money so you win when

00:29:32.940 the market's up market's down you just win right what about because we're not using our money the

00:29:37.140 two biggest levers we have in life are opm other people's money and other people's leverage so you

00:29:41.880 Do you hedge or what?

00:29:43.500 No, I don't hedge, but you can almost,

00:29:46.740 every deal can be 100% funded by conventional commercial banks. 1.00

00:29:52.160 But nobody asks because you've been led down the rows like lemmings. 1.00

00:29:57.320 Well, the loan to value is 60% or the loan to value is 80%. 1.00

00:30:00.280 You got to come up with 20 or 40% cash equity.

00:30:03.020 Well, that's not, there's a jillion banks.

00:30:05.580 You haven't asked enough banks.

00:30:06.500 and uh you're 2 000 cold calls away from being a multi-millionaire

00:30:12.120 and it's all free on my site i don't sell anything and the reason i started giving it

00:30:17.340 away free somebody came to me about 10 years ago and with a copy of one of the our products

00:30:21.880 and this is from torrent i said what's torrent and then they explained to me that they steal

00:30:27.900 and i said you mean all my shits on torrents yeah give it away free now we can cut out 11

00:30:34.540 It employs customer service because when we sold the stuff. 0.96

00:30:37.360 So we went from the most expensive product online to zero.

00:30:42.960 And I just filled up 1,000 people in London a few days ago,

00:30:48.040 which I did charge for that.

00:30:49.800 But I used to give this seminar for free at the LAX airport.

00:30:54.180 How is that possible?

00:30:55.200 Well, I did because I don't need the money.

00:30:57.780 I haven't had to work in 35 years.

00:31:00.080 We put 800, 900 kids in the Heathrow airport

00:31:03.260 at one of the big convention centers.

00:31:05.340 And then they'd complain about the food 0.99

00:31:07.200 and the vegan shit was just starting. 0.99

00:31:09.880 We don't have a vegan alternative. 1.00

00:31:11.880 Fuck you. 1.00

00:31:13.040 You're not going to get one, 1.00

00:31:14.180 you fucking piece of shit. 1.00

00:31:15.580 Okay. 1.00

00:31:15.980 But I used to get,

00:31:16.780 I got awards from the PBS 0.99

00:31:18.100 for doing all this goody two-shoe shit. 0.99

00:31:20.680 I got a bunch of awards. 0.98

00:31:21.760 In fact, that looks like,

00:31:22.920 I've got 10 or 12 Telly Awards.

00:31:24.620 See that little statue there?

00:31:25.980 Oh yeah.

00:31:26.600 I got 10 or 12 Telly Awards.

00:31:28.300 That look just like that? 0.52

00:31:28.920 Which is like the half-ass Oscar.

00:31:30.880 2,000 cold calls away from being a multimillionaire.

00:31:33.260 Yes, sir.

00:31:33.660 Is that for-

00:31:34.400 Following the seven steps that are on my side.

00:31:35.960 And using traditional banking money, potentially, or credit.

00:31:39.220 Not your money.

00:31:39.940 Is that only for people who have credit, assets?

00:31:43.020 No, no, no, no.

00:31:43.920 My question for you is, how do you get to the starting line?

00:31:46.820 Everybody's there right now?

00:31:47.780 No, no.

00:31:48.120 The starting line, you build a dream team around you.

00:31:50.500 So is your success dependent on your team a lot of times in this life?

00:31:53.560 Well, in the beginning, I tell everybody to go into healthcare.

00:31:56.400 Healthcare is hot, okay?

00:31:58.080 People my age don't want to die, and so they're spending more and more money.

00:32:00.700 19 and a half cents of every dollar spent in america uh is spent on health care call it 20

00:32:06.900 cents and it's because my generation is getting older and older if you're born today or 2019

00:32:11.860 you're going to live between 92 and 93 years old okay when i was born you're only going to live

00:32:18.260 and so the kids have an opportunity but it's the emotional sacrifices we have two bank accounts in

00:32:26.140 life we have an emotional bank account we have a financial bank account most of you have been

00:32:29.640 talk about the financial bank account that you need to use to get into deals you need need to

00:32:37.340 have an emotional bank account you got to man up you got to have a pair okay in the military they

00:32:42.040 say send sound up like you had a pair pina okay and uh that resonated with me yeah because i used

00:32:48.420 to have a squeaky voice don't have that anymore and my wife says because i've been yelling for

00:32:54.740 45 years maybe that's why i don't have a squeaky voice anymore um but it's all there but the kids

00:33:00.140 but we don't tell the kids that there's a secret sauce we don't tell them that there's a shortcut

00:33:04.900 when you tell the average kid that's never sold anything you're 2 000 cold calls away from being

00:33:09.660 a multi-millionaire oh i guess i don't want to do that that bad i do do i have to work on the

00:33:18.020 weekends i i hear you by the way and i and i believe you because i see a lot of you are you

00:33:24.480 part owner of the uh dodgers i'm not i just wear this hat because partially because my hair is

00:33:28.240 thinning and also because i just really like la it's kind of become a thing for me but now i'm

00:33:32.000 creating a hat of my own that looks just like this and i'm gonna sell so i i i maybe take a little

00:33:36.820 percentage of your your drive but uh i haven't quite cracked the code have you done anything

00:33:40.720 with regulation a plus reggae plus jobs act stuff like what's the what's the no you mean you mean

00:33:46.580 the set aside for minorities no no no no not that what what's let's put it this way what's the next

00:33:51.980 cheat code on the market? What's the next thing that's going to get 0.99

00:33:54.100 paid to act? Well, the thing that's

00:33:56.060 hottest on the market right now is

00:33:57.500 cybersecurity, artificial intelligence.

00:34:00.940 Elon Musk said the same thing.

00:34:02.200 Elon Musk gave the same advice. Crazy money?

00:34:04.340 I mean, crazy, crazy money.

00:34:06.400 But the easiest thing on the market

00:34:08.040 is healthcare.

00:34:10.480 Just based on the stat I gave you earlier.

00:34:13.360 And home health,

00:34:15.080 assisted living.

00:34:16.620 Nobody wants to... 1.00

00:34:18.300 In my day, you brought your parents in

00:34:20.300 they died at your house okay now they spend between if you're in alabama 450 a month if

00:34:27.020 you're new york city 35 000 a month to put your parents in a home yep okay yeah uh and the margins

00:34:33.200 are big and uh the um and that's where the kids are making most of the money so what can karen

00:34:38.920 in wichita kansas who's watching the show right now what can she do to get it how you doing karen

00:34:43.780 okay what can she do to get into that marker okay look at my website everything's free

00:34:48.120 uh look at the steps follow the steps and uh build a dream team around you uh which means a chairman

00:34:55.100 a ceo a couple industry experts an in-house lawyer in-house accountant use the leverage of

00:35:01.420 you getting and you're not paying any of these people anything they're there just follow the

00:35:06.500 scripts are there okay okay and then you go find a big four accounting firm uh hire them uh you're

00:35:12.040 not hiring them you're you're going to utilize their services on a delayed fee basis meaning

00:35:16.740 the same model as the private equity firms use delayed fee basis.

00:35:20.740 And then you go find a big time law firm to do the same.

00:35:24.320 And so you got no money out of nothing out of your pocket because you don't

00:35:27.100 have anything. I assume you come to me with zero.

00:35:29.660 Why would I, why would I in this room? I'm pretty close to that.

00:35:33.260 You come to zero.

00:35:34.320 Why would someone go work for Karen in Kansas? Hi, Karen.

00:35:38.000 Because she will point to the examples I have on the website that Jane from 1.00

00:35:43.960 mississippi bumfuck mississippi came here and it's now worth eight million dollars four and a

00:35:48.000 half years later and so and so these people will work as the team for revenue share correct 0.63

00:35:52.200 equity share not sorry sorry oh okay wait so just equity no no no no no they get cash but not

00:35:59.380 salaries you pay bonuses and give free founders equity commission based no it's not commission

00:36:05.660 it's uh you do a five million dollar acquisition and you over finance it for five hundred thousand

00:36:10.340 dollars you the the main person keeps uh 200 grand and then you split 300 grand between all

00:36:18.280 those people i just said chairman ceo what do you think of that plan we'll talk to him more about it

00:36:23.700 but i'll be honest we're tactical at this point we're down in the dirt we're down we're down in 0.98

00:36:26.900 the dirt i mean there's no buried entry to be have a podcast that's true no i mean any fucking 0.94

00:36:33.920 monkey on the street can anything anything on the internet anything i know i understand that 0.97

00:36:38.280 Which is why I actually, I actually, I mean, dude, I'm a fucking random kid from Cleveland, Ohio. 0.95

00:36:41.980 That's the good news and the bad news, though.

00:36:42.600 The good news is you can, if you come up with an innovative idea, come up with an idea, a product or service that changes a billion lives, i.e. Facebook, and you will be an instant billionaire.

00:36:52.840 Or, if you want to be a creator, become the idea.

00:36:56.200 Well, I haven't met any of those.

00:36:58.960 I've heard about them.

00:37:00.180 You met us?

00:37:01.740 Yeah, well, a little short on the billion. 1.00

00:37:04.540 Fuck it. 1.00

00:37:05.280 Hold on. 1.00

00:37:05.740 I feel like we're all on our way.

00:37:08.040 We just found out about drop shipping.

00:37:09.460 That should be a pretty exciting.

00:37:10.800 That should get us there.

00:37:11.660 We worked on a couple other items in certain industries.

00:37:14.220 What are your thoughts on,

00:37:14.980 1999 Jeff of Amazon fame didn't have a posthumous in their window to throw it out of.

00:37:21.660 He had nothing.

00:37:22.480 He had two employees and there's a story,

00:37:25.760 which is the truth. 0.99

00:37:27.000 They were on their knees packaging shit and their knees were getting roughed up 0.99

00:37:31.460 because of the cement. 0.99

00:37:32.700 And the junior employee said,

00:37:34.200 you know,

00:37:34.380 we could get knee pads.

00:37:35.320 and that was the first acquisition they made for amazon was buying six three pairs of knee pads 0.98

00:37:43.120 so they didn't have to be on their knees packing the shit on the ground and now look at him i mean 0.87

00:37:47.880 he's changed uh retail he's changed a lot more than just retail i don't believe that you make 0.95

00:37:53.180 the majority of your money off of your course is that true no i don't make any money so then why 0.98

00:37:57.620 okay so okay you because you come on the show yeah you're you're a hard ass you're very it's 0.96

00:38:01.520 very clear that you've... You want to beat the 1.00

00:38:03.460 shit out of everyone. Yes, yes. I'm aggressive. 0.99

00:38:05.520 And you are aggressive, but...

00:38:07.380 They say I'm the last living

00:38:09.260 alpha male on the planet.

00:38:12.260 It could be

00:38:12.940 true. It totally could be true.

00:38:16.460 I'm an alpha male.

00:38:17.360 Yeah, we got Greg. You have to stay in the room with Greg Paul.

00:38:19.540 Okay, so there's two of us. 0.99

00:38:21.820 That man will fucking 1.00

00:38:23.420 kill a bear with his bare hands. I'll be honest. 1.00

00:38:25.020 If we got two alpha males in the room,

00:38:27.240 I mean, that pretty much puts us at a place where we need to

00:38:29.320 figure that out. In a coliseum.

00:38:31.520 Gladiator style

00:38:32.820 With an audience

00:38:33.380 And a couple lions

00:38:34.360 I mean 1.00

00:38:34.800 A couple of pussies 1.00

00:38:36.460 Yeah maybe not 1.00

00:38:37.580 Speaking of pussies 0.99

00:38:38.300 Well hold on 1.00

00:38:38.700 By the way

00:38:39.300 98% of all high performance people

00:38:41.260 In the world

00:38:41.820 Are introverts

00:38:43.060 Are you an introvert? 1.00

00:38:45.000 Fuck no 1.00

00:38:45.400 98% 1.00

00:38:47.120 Zuckerberg

00:38:48.520 Warren Buffet

00:38:49.440 Bill Gates

00:38:50.220 And Elon Musk

00:38:51.500 Are all introverts

00:38:52.440 Yeah

00:38:53.380 Yep

00:38:53.880 98% 0.99

00:38:55.160 And the 2% 0.68

00:38:56.640 That are 0.99

00:38:57.040 You know

00:38:57.520 Are

00:38:57.900 They're not alphas

00:38:59.800 There's only maybe

00:39:00.900 a tenth or a quarter of a percent

00:39:03.240 that are psycho alphas. Are they betas

00:39:05.120 or are they alpha betas? No, no, there's

00:39:07.180 betas too, but a beta is

00:39:08.980 better than a snowflake,

00:39:10.880 but not, in my judgment, as good as

00:39:13.160 an alpha male. Yeah, alpha definitely does

00:39:15.140 not equal success. No.

00:39:16.800 It just equals angry.

00:39:19.280 Oh, no, no, no. I just think

00:39:21.100 aggro is meant to be. Angry and

00:39:22.960 doing something about it.

00:39:25.680 Pent-up anger just gives you

00:39:27.000 a heart attack. Wait, okay, so what I'm

00:39:28.700 trying to say is this, like,

00:39:29.820 I can't tell if this is you in real life

00:39:32.700 Or if this is like your character or your brand

00:39:34.660 No this is me and this is how I talk to everybody

00:39:36.160 I can empty out a restaurant

00:39:38.700 In 60 seconds

00:39:41.880 Why? 1.00

00:39:42.380 Every fucking customer in that restaurant 1.00

00:39:44.200 Because I go psycho 1.00

00:39:46.240 Without a gun

00:39:48.360 I think anyone

00:39:49.040 I can do that

00:39:49.780 You'd yell bomb or something 1.00

00:39:51.440 It's time to leave asshole 1.00

00:39:54.000 You too bitch 1.00

00:39:55.240 I don't know if that's such a good thing 1.00

00:39:58.260 Yeah, especially, you ever tried that in downtown L.A.?

00:40:01.500 Well, no, I've tried, I learned how to do it in East L.A.,

00:40:04.480 the body of where I come from.

00:40:05.580 Yeah.

00:40:06.420 But also, like, why are you doing that till Gertrude?

00:40:08.740 No, I'm just saying, I mean, there's not many people

00:40:11.740 who can, without saying bomb or on fire or something like that,

00:40:14.640 can empty out a restaurant.

00:40:15.460 Is there this attitude of working successfully in a deal

00:40:18.760 and maybe not successfully?

00:40:19.660 Oh, yeah, well, I mean, I'm rumored to have choked people

00:40:23.300 at closings and, you know.

00:40:25.600 Can you confirm or deny?

00:40:27.020 I will neither confirm nor deny,

00:40:29.060 but there are people that are still around

00:40:30.900 that, you know, say that I drug bankers.

00:40:34.380 Well, you know, they're still around

00:40:35.820 because you didn't choke them hard.

00:40:37.060 No, well, no, I didn't, but they were unconscious.

00:40:39.180 I should have choked harder.

00:40:40.740 So that's why my first punch is into the Adam's apple, 0.99

00:40:44.480 then I bite their nose off. 0.97

00:40:46.580 I can't do this. 0.58

00:40:47.980 Can you say, I think, yo, mark this moment.

00:40:50.080 Impulsive is peaking right now.

00:40:51.780 We cannot beat this.

00:40:53.160 Can you say hello to Jed for us?

00:40:54.780 He's the guy that's going to watch us

00:40:55.780 to make sure this is legal for this to go on. 0.90

00:40:58.820 You watch porn?

00:41:00.100 No. 0.94

00:41:02.060 Is it free?

00:41:04.300 Well, let me tell you.

00:41:05.320 Let me tell you, sorry, really quick, Dan.

00:41:07.260 It's a hundred billion dollar annual industry.

00:41:09.100 No, I know. 1.00

00:41:09.740 I have people rolling up whorehouses. 1.00

00:41:12.200 Is it a roll-up? 1.00

00:41:13.280 Wait, not poor. 1.00

00:41:14.240 No, no, whorehouses. 1.00

00:41:15.060 Oh, whorehouses. 1.00

00:41:15.760 Whorehouses. 0.98

00:41:16.340 By the way, the three best credits

00:41:17.780 the United States Banking Association deemed,

00:41:21.100 dentists paid their bills the best,

00:41:22.620 escorts from escort services pay their bills second best we know and veterinarians pay their

00:41:28.540 bills third best yeah and then everybody else also rants it says here you joined with the cia

00:41:36.000 to overthrow the hostile foreign government oh wait i'm sorry what's that that's what it says

00:41:39.620 says here join with cia to overthrow a hostile foreign government yeah and you have these courses

00:41:44.440 where like essentially what it sounds like is like you're helping people either a achieve their

00:41:48.040 goals make money be happy whatever it is i'm helping are you a good person no no no selfishly

00:41:53.240 when i started i wanted to be the greatest of all time wealth creator the great great you wanted

00:41:59.000 the great people who could create wealth and so i'm doing it through the meatheads 0.99

00:42:03.120 which i don't care if they live or die fucking a yeah okay i'm doing through the meatheads 0.98

00:42:08.860 and uh the um and i am nobody else talks about numbers in my business because nobody else has 0.99

00:42:14.900 created any numbers have you ever read the 48 laws of power no i don't read books it's not it's

00:42:21.260 that makes me happy that makes me really happy why do you not read books because they're mostly 0.78

00:42:24.540 horseshit i don't read books either semi for that reason i wrote i'm writing i have a problem i have 0.64

00:42:29.860 a problem digesting information from someone who first hundred million that's the only book i've 0.64

00:42:34.880 written it's a third edition uh your first hundred million and it tells my story from east la through

00:42:42.180 me making my first $100 million.

00:42:44.020 Your first $100 million is the hardest to make.

00:42:45.600 It's the hardest.

00:42:46.540 But also that's...

00:42:47.180 I think they said the first million.

00:42:49.420 Now, we went to

00:42:51.700 where my mom used to live,

00:42:54.000 not too far from here,

00:42:55.220 just when she passed away.

00:42:57.040 And the house she bought for $13,000

00:42:58.960 is now probably $500,000.

00:43:02.980 So, I mean, a million dollars

00:43:04.320 isn't what it used to be.

00:43:06.200 Are you an egomaniac?

00:43:08.800 Some people say.

00:43:10.680 I don't think I am. 0.96

00:43:11.680 sociopath yeah psychopath yeah uh yeah maniac yeah okay sociopath no no no i i have known a 0.93

00:43:22.940 few nymphomaniacs and most of those stories are true about them nymphomaniacs yo ah yeah 0.99

00:43:28.980 you can't have too much sex can't i never thought that as a young guy but what's what happens when 0.98

00:43:36.140 you have too much sex like well you can't get it up and you know i can only get it up 10 12 0.83

00:43:41.520 times you know a year a night a year you use bluetooth did you say bluetooth bluetooth 1.00

00:43:51.500 i don't know what that is it's like a dick pill isn't it bluetooth the thing you put in your 0.66

00:43:56.840 ear that's bluetooth i'm talking about blue chew our sponsor even you know what is the show dude 0.89

00:44:02.040 i can give me some of it free i'll try it i kind of want to introduce him to riley

00:44:06.040 oh the average male testosterone how many guys are near you're near 26 aren't you more or less

00:44:12.300 yeah okay 26 is when your testosterone production peaks out yes and it goes down from 26 to 70 at

00:44:18.880 70 i'm supposed to have no testosterone zero but okay no but uh the the the average for a 26 year

00:44:26.060 old is between 300 and 800 800 is high 300 is you know you can't get it up last time i i was checked

00:44:34.440 and I get checked three or four times a year.

00:44:36.800 Mine was 1,800, 1,800.

00:44:39.760 That is so high.

00:44:40.120 And it's been as high as 2,500.

00:44:42.700 Are you okay?

00:44:43.480 Why?

00:44:43.720 Yeah, no, I'm not.

00:44:44.540 Are you doing testosterone shots?

00:44:45.880 You're doing T-shirts?

00:44:46.600 You're doing T-shirts?

00:44:47.680 I pole vault to the bathroom

00:44:49.400 when I get up in the morning. 1.00

00:44:51.260 With your penis. 1.00

00:44:52.960 Yeah, I mean, 1.00

00:44:54.060 and a good day,

00:44:54.860 it takes me about two jumps

00:44:56.440 and I'm there on a bad day,

00:44:59.140 three.

00:45:00.820 At 74.

00:45:01.680 That's 1.00

00:45:03.240 You gotta have a massive penis 1.00

00:45:04.820 So $2,500 on the T scale 1.00

00:45:06.560 Let me think about the logistics of that 1.00

00:45:08.460 You know they say at $2,650 your dick actually explodes 1.00

00:45:11.460 Right? Or implodes 1.00

00:45:12.520 Be careful

00:45:13.060 Come to think of it

00:45:14.640 It was a little painful that day

00:45:17.640 Do you have a wife?

00:45:19.200 Absolutely

00:45:19.680 Are you faithful?

00:45:21.840 Yes I am

00:45:22.480 Are you faithful?

00:45:23.660 Yes I am

00:45:24.340 Yes I am

00:45:26.740 Sally I'm faithful

00:45:29.240 Sally 0.98

00:45:30.300 She's an English

00:45:32.060 Chartered accountant

00:45:33.160 Poor 0.98

00:45:33.980 She was raised in a caravan 1.00

00:45:35.580 How old is she?

00:45:36.500 She's

00:45:36.820 26 0.97

00:45:37.560 No

00:45:38.260 She's 20 years my junior 0.93

00:45:39.520 Nice

00:45:40.280 Does she live in the castle with you? 1.00

00:45:41.820 Which by the way

00:45:42.280 What do you think

00:45:42.500 He got a castle? 1.00

00:45:44.560 I mean do you just stick her in there? 0.99

00:45:45.760 Does she do things outside the castle? 1.00

00:45:47.300 No she's the real boss of the castle 1.00

00:45:48.780 She's the real boss 1.00

00:45:50.380 Is that

00:45:50.960 Yeah how's that 1.00

00:45:51.520 You live in this shit? 1.00

00:45:53.560 Yes 1.00

00:45:53.840 I emailed you 1.00

00:45:54.560 How's that work with the wife? 1.00

00:45:56.620 That's a class right there 1.00

00:45:57.420 You said she's the boss 1.00

00:45:58.360 yeah she's the boss 1.00

00:45:59.300 how does that work 1.00

00:46:00.240 because she runs the staff 1.00

00:46:01.820 we have butlers 1.00

00:46:02.400 and servants 1.00

00:46:03.040 is she her boss 1.00

00:46:03.900 huh

00:46:04.160 is she her boss 0.59

00:46:04.800 yeah

00:46:06.240 like can she calm you down 0.80

00:46:07.500 like who's capable

00:46:08.160 of doing that

00:46:08.860 the reason why 0.91

00:46:10.000 I have artificial knees

00:46:10.820 is all the time 1.00

00:46:11.460 she's kicking me 1.00

00:46:11.940 under the table 1.00

00:46:12.460 oh 0.99

00:46:13.040 do you have artificial balls 0.99

00:46:14.420 no I have 0.99

00:46:15.260 I have big balls 0.99

00:46:15.920 but my knees 0.99

00:46:17.100 artificial

00:46:17.500 they call me

00:46:18.880 the bionic man

00:46:20.280 before all the steel

00:46:21.040 that's in me 0.87

00:46:21.580 you're the bionic

00:46:22.980 trillion dollar man

00:46:23.800 yeah

00:46:24.280 what's the biggest tip

00:46:25.240 you've ever left

00:46:25.880 five grand

00:46:27.980 and i used to park cars on ventura boulevard there used to be a restaurant near the corner

00:46:34.920 of louise and ventura coral tree cafe no no this was the name of it was called the ram's horn it

00:46:40.340 was owned by one of the uh quarterbacks ex-quarterbacks of uh the rams and i'd get between a

00:46:47.540 nickel and a dollar was a big spender this was in 1961 ish and uh but i once got a 20 dollar tip

00:46:56.980 because he was drunk and he gave it to me. 0.99

00:46:58.960 He drove back to the fucking thing 0.99

00:47:00.780 because he noticed when he got home 1.00

00:47:02.460 that he was short of $20.

00:47:04.460 And I said that you gave me $20, I already spent it.

00:47:11.240 Which wasn't quite true,

00:47:12.640 but it was enough to get rid of him.

00:47:14.500 I bet that man stopped drinking because of that.

00:47:16.340 I bet.

00:47:17.060 I wish he got a chance to meet Spencer.

00:47:19.100 So we actually had a snowflake on the show.

00:47:22.220 At least he's sitting right here.

00:47:23.880 Literally.

00:47:24.640 You could have.

00:47:25.280 He's not really a snowflake,

00:47:26.500 But people, people thought he was, he was a little, but anyways, he, uh, he moved to

00:47:30.320 Hawaii to just spiritual reasons.

00:47:32.800 Yes.

00:47:33.100 How did you know?

00:47:34.300 Because that's what people do there.

00:47:36.180 He saw a UFO.

00:47:37.260 He saw a UFO.

00:47:38.140 He said, he said, I have a video.

00:47:39.780 I've seen a ghost. 1.00

00:47:40.700 So a goat ghost.

00:47:42.360 Oh, sorry. 0.98

00:47:42.840 Have you really seen a ghost?

00:47:43.820 Yep.

00:47:44.380 Where?

00:47:44.700 Castle's got a 11, 12 ghosts.

00:47:46.380 That castle?

00:47:47.040 Yep.

00:47:47.420 You're not scared of that?

00:47:48.720 No.

00:47:49.360 Why not?

00:47:50.680 What are you going to do to me?

00:47:51.600 That's what I'm, that's what I've been saying.

00:47:53.380 I just got a ranch.

00:47:54.220 It's apparently haunted.

00:47:55.040 I'm like, yo, how many, how many people, you know, who have died via ghost?

00:47:57.800 Like they don't do anything.

00:47:59.000 Maybe they're just like post up and say it was good.

00:48:00.820 You know, you ever had a wet dream?

00:48:02.100 Yeah.

00:48:02.520 You know, you know, people think that that's actually a ghost comes and jerks you off.

00:48:06.000 Did you know that? 0.92

00:48:06.520 That's kind of dope.

00:48:07.300 I probably should have had more wet dreams then. 0.98

00:48:09.900 Twelve ghosts just jerking them off at once. 0.93

00:48:12.560 He's having a supernatural gangbang in his castle with Sally next to him. 0.63

00:48:16.580 Hey, anyways, here we're back. 0.55

00:48:18.700 What's your most guilty pleasure purchase?

00:48:21.120 Like, have you ever bought a jet?

00:48:23.280 Yeah, I used to have three.

00:48:24.280 seems like a lot

00:48:25.780 but you gotta buy a jet

00:48:26.760 that you stand up

00:48:27.380 like a man in

00:48:27.980 not these squatty 1.00

00:48:29.380 little fuckers 1.00

00:48:29.940 you know 1.00

00:48:30.220 like the midget jets

00:48:31.260 those are the ones

00:48:31.660 we fly on

00:48:32.260 oh the small ones

00:48:34.600 yeah

00:48:34.800 but what

00:48:36.080 what is your

00:48:37.100 is there a purchase

00:48:38.060 you've made

00:48:38.540 where you're like

00:48:39.120 extremely proud of

00:48:40.160 or you like

00:48:40.960 what it means to you

00:48:42.040 perhaps the

00:48:42.800 paddock in your

00:48:44.160 pocket there

00:48:45.680 no no

00:48:45.800 almost all my jewelry

00:48:48.360 my wife has given me

00:48:49.420 so I don't buy

00:48:50.580 stuff like this

00:48:51.220 this

00:48:51.840 $25,000 suit

00:48:53.680 that says

00:48:54.200 It says trillion dollar man

00:48:56.460 Oh it's awesome

00:48:57.240 She dresses me

00:49:00.260 My brother lays out the clothes in the morning

00:49:03.580 So I'd have to think about it

00:49:05.520 So and

00:49:06.180 The

00:49:07.260 Is she here in LA?

00:49:10.620 Oh yeah she's at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel

00:49:12.080 Waiting 1.00

00:49:13.380 She could show up with cops anytime now

00:49:16.140 You were going to say you told me 0.96

00:49:18.880 You were going to talk to these kids 0.98

00:49:20.280 And I told them don't be surprised if the schedule is not fucked up 0.98

00:49:23.380 Because they're just kids 0.98

00:49:24.140 yeah 1.00

00:49:24.940 can you turn a hoe 1.00

00:49:25.980 into a housewife 1.00

00:49:26.720 no 1.00

00:49:27.740 fucking 1.00

00:49:28.980 just have her 1.00

00:49:29.960 a mistress 1.00

00:49:30.740 oh just have her 1.00

00:49:32.520 and I'm not

00:49:33.120 condoning this

00:49:33.880 but almost all

00:49:34.620 famous guys

00:49:35.300 have one or two

00:49:36.400 or three on the side

00:49:37.200 yeah 0.94

00:49:37.540 the side chicks 1.00

00:49:38.960 we call them 1.00

00:49:39.520 but you don't

00:49:40.500 no I don't

00:49:41.220 just Sally

00:49:41.700 I'm 74

00:49:42.360 yeah

00:49:43.040 you could probably 0.98

00:49:44.060 score a few side chicks 1.00

00:49:45.120 go walk around out here 1.00

00:49:46.640 go get a table of oak

00:49:48.460 go get two tables of oak

00:49:49.500 go get two tables of oak

00:49:49.660 especially with 1800 on the

00:49:50.260 testosterone

00:49:51.540 you never thought about

00:49:52.600 just when you wake up

00:49:53.380 just pull vaulting 1.00

00:49:54.040 some new pussy? No. 1.00

00:49:56.260 If I thought of it, then I 1.00

00:49:57.600 look over and see my blonde wife next to me 1.00

00:49:59.960 and I forget it. That's beautiful. Must be nice, dude. 1.00

00:50:02.140 That's beautiful. Yeah, you're lucky. I have a proclivity for

00:50:03.960 blonde hair and big tits. 1.00

00:50:05.980 Same. I have one of those things. 1.00

00:50:08.040 Yeah. Well, in that

00:50:10.020 picture that they posted to you on Twitter, 1.00

00:50:11.900 you had big tits. Yeah, dude, I've been breastfeeding 1.00

00:50:13.860 myself. Are you able to pull that? I'm going to pull up a picture.

00:50:15.980 You tell me if you're into something like this.

00:50:19.640 Now, this

00:50:20.100 might catch you off guard, but

00:50:21.240 also i think it's important that you see this so check this out here's me breastfeeding myself

00:50:27.780 my baby self even like that type of thing or not so much no that doesn't do it for me

00:50:33.780 and if it does it for you there's something wrong with you in addition to the things that

00:50:39.940 i've already mentioned you don't even know dude the list goes on and on i have a question if zero

00:50:46.360 is a snowflake and a hundred is like you is there is where on the scale is should the ideal person

00:50:53.660 lie there is no idea 98 of the people that are high performers in the world are not alpha male

00:51:00.440 they're introverts it's tough to be uh um uh something you're not with all the training that

00:51:08.840 that somebody like i can do for you but we've got kids i met with a kid for a coffee yesterday he

00:51:13.860 He just graduated from the University of Washington as an aeronautical engineer.

00:51:17.480 He's closing his first deal today in San Diego.

00:51:21.460 And he just came by and I spent an hour with him, taught him or not taught him, just reminded him a couple of things at the close because deals change at the close.

00:51:30.220 Oh, yeah. Right. Banks change the numbers at the close.

00:51:33.220 Why? Why do you meet with this kid? Because he's one of my mentees.

00:51:36.120 OK, so he was in your program. Yeah, he went to the program four or five months ago.

00:51:40.400 You say things change at the close. Right at the close.

00:51:42.640 You have a term sheet.

00:51:43.860 The bank tells you they will loan you this much money at these terms based on this.

00:51:48.440 But you can show up and that's when you show up and strangle them.

00:51:51.120 Yeah. 0.95

00:51:51.460 Well, yeah.

00:51:52.700 Strangle them.

00:51:53.680 It's tough.

00:51:54.900 And my mentees don't want me to strangle them because they're so desperate to get the deal done.

00:51:59.580 They will agree to anything.

00:52:01.100 Okay.

00:52:02.020 And you have to be able to walk away.

00:52:03.880 The walk away close is the best close in sales. 1.00

00:52:07.180 Walk away meaning fuck you. 1.00

00:52:08.340 I'm leaving. 1.00

00:52:08.700 or don't let the door hit you 1.00

00:52:11.580 and your fat ass on the way out, asshole. 1.00

00:52:13.780 Do you have to cuss at them? 1.00

00:52:15.080 Yeah.

00:52:15.520 Oh, yeah.

00:52:15.980 Cussing is part of it. 1.00

00:52:16.800 By the way, Elon Musk's favorite word is fuck. 1.00

00:52:20.500 Same with Dana White. 1.00

00:52:22.600 It's my favorite fuck word, too. 1.00

00:52:24.080 Say it all the time. 1.00

00:52:24.620 And who?

00:52:25.200 Anthony Robbins?

00:52:25.980 It's a sick word.

00:52:26.960 You know why?

00:52:27.440 It can mean so many things.

00:52:28.760 It can be indicative of so many different emotions.

00:52:32.720 No, but the reason that swearing works

00:52:34.600 is because it means you're serious.

00:52:38.700 People that swear are serious

00:52:40.880 because they realize all the negativity

00:52:43.840 that it may connote. 0.99

00:52:47.780 I'm looking at why fuck is the best word 0.99

00:52:50.020 in the English language. 0.98

00:52:52.960 It's not the best word.

00:52:54.140 It can be an action verb, a passive verb,

00:52:55.680 an adverb, a noun.

00:52:56.540 It can be used as an interjection, a conjunction.

00:53:00.200 There are a few words with the versatility 0.97

00:53:01.860 of the word fuck, aside from its sexual condition. 0.99

00:53:04.980 It's just incredible. 1.00

00:53:05.820 How the fuck are you? 1.00

00:53:06.680 I got fucked by the car dealer. 1.00

00:53:08.120 Oh fuck it 1.00

00:53:08.940 I guess I'm fucked now 1.00

00:53:10.000 Fuck you 1.00

00:53:10.660 Fuck me 1.00

00:53:11.140 What the fuck 1.00

00:53:11.820 Fucking shit man 1.00

00:53:12.880 The fuck are we 1.00

00:53:13.680 Un-fucking-believable 0.99

00:53:14.680 This is such a great word 0.56

00:53:17.140 That's an incredible word

00:53:17.720 Yeah

00:53:18.020 Anyways

00:53:19.520 And we're back

00:53:20.560 Why do you

00:53:21.780 Why do you like being rich

00:53:22.940 Why did you get

00:53:23.640 Want to get rich

00:53:24.320 What does it do for you

00:53:24.980 Or did you even just

00:53:25.820 Want to get

00:53:26.320 Or did you just

00:53:26.780 Fall into it

00:53:27.420 Are you accidentally rich

00:53:28.880 No

00:53:29.560 That's what I'm saying

00:53:30.340 I'd marry it

00:53:31.080 If I had to do it

00:53:32.420 I'd just find a big 1.00

00:53:33.780 A bimbo with big tits 1.00

00:53:34.860 And blonde hair 1.00

00:53:35.400 A billionaire 0.98

00:53:36.040 And I'd marry her 0.99

00:53:37.020 i wouldn't go through all the shit that i went through that seems that seems ideal yeah 0.98

00:53:40.980 that's a big blonde in the 60s and 70s when you went to harvard business school which i didn't go 0.95

00:53:46.460 to but uh or you went to any of the big schools and you were starting your mba you said uh he

00:53:51.720 the opening line by the dean of the school would say there's three ways to get to be rich as a

00:53:57.460 harvard nba for you girls marry it for the guys uh cheat it and uh or earn it and you used to be

00:54:08.260 able to talk to girls like that i'm not saying that that was right but and you know some of the

00:54:11.940 girls would get all prissy and they walk out i mean yeah i had to go to med school i mean i mean

00:54:17.400 i mean yeah that's that's like pretty offensive yeah well i mean most of the old guys are offensive

00:54:23.420 but they're trying to rewrite their legacy.

00:54:25.820 I mean, Warren is hard as nails. 0.99

00:54:30.000 All these guys are hard as fucking nails, 0.98

00:54:32.360 but they want their legacy to be that they were good people. 0.98

00:54:36.340 Now, I'm not saying that they haven't done good with their money,

00:54:38.360 but that's not their personality, believe me.

00:54:40.780 You don't get to be one of those guys,

00:54:44.860 the iconic guys currently or the icons of the last 100, 150 years

00:54:49.220 by being genteel.

00:54:51.640 Sensitivity equals poverty

00:54:53.660 Sensitivity equals poverty

00:54:56.640 Correct

00:54:58.040 So you think

00:54:59.060 Has every titan of industry

00:55:01.160 Over the past

00:55:01.800 You don't call it

00:55:02.340 100 years

00:55:02.920 In some way

00:55:03.660 Cheated, stole

00:55:04.600 No, no, no

00:55:05.200 I'm not saying

00:55:05.600 That they did anything illegal

00:55:06.680 Right

00:55:07.020 But

00:55:07.880 They did a handshake deal

00:55:09.940 That wasn't

00:55:11.560 Necessary

00:55:12.480 Of course

00:55:12.720 The deal that

00:55:13.280 They thought it was

00:55:14.160 Or the deal that

00:55:15.080 You thought it was

00:55:15.780 They're hard

00:55:17.080 Going back from

00:55:18.080 Henry Ford I

00:55:19.200 Andrew Rockefeller

00:55:21.500 And Rockefeller, Andrew Carnegie, who my program is modeled after, who's from Scotland about 0.99

00:55:26.860 45 miles down the road, J.P. Morgan, all those guys were hard as fucking nails. 0.99

00:55:32.680 So why do the snowflakes think that they're going to change the world being a wuss? 0.99

00:55:38.220 I don't know if they care so much or are trying to change the world.

00:55:44.060 Well, they all talk about changing the world.

00:55:46.380 Yeah, but it's a story.

00:55:47.560 As a collective.

00:55:48.660 But it's not even that.

00:55:50.120 I don't even know that they want to.

00:55:51.120 which is a cool story to tell.

00:55:52.500 You know what I'm saying?

00:55:53.000 I totally get what he's saying.

00:55:54.280 I'm just saying there's definitely some industries

00:55:56.040 where like sensitivity doesn't equal poverty.

00:55:58.480 Like Hollywood, for example,

00:56:00.640 especially with actors and artists.

00:56:02.600 No, no, no.

00:56:03.600 I disagree.

00:56:04.640 I've been at the producer, MGM, Paramount.

00:56:08.440 They're more ruthless than anyone.

00:56:09.760 I'm not talking about the talent, the artist.

00:56:14.160 But they ain't exactly changing anything either.

00:56:16.600 25,000 people come to Hollywood every year.

00:56:19.140 One makes it.

00:56:21.120 one and they're waiting tables up across the street from the Beverly

00:56:26.120 Wilshire one little girl from Kansas comes to be a star and one,

00:56:34.680 I mean,

00:56:34.980 it's been like that for a hundred years.

00:56:36.400 Yeah.

00:56:36.640 Yeah.

00:56:36.880 I know.

00:56:37.640 But also,

00:56:37.900 but also to,

00:56:38.760 you know,

00:56:39.140 counter to counter your point,

00:56:40.520 that one that made it, 0.99

00:56:42.100 she might've, 1.00

00:56:43.120 she might've fucked somebody else over to get that job. 1.00

00:56:45.380 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:56:45.760 I don't think the artists here,

00:56:46.940 the actors or anybody or any more are any less ruthless than the Titans.

00:56:50.320 I think, 1.00

00:56:50.660 why would a girl 0.97

00:56:54.620 and I'm not saying they should do this 1.00

00:56:56.400 why would a girl go on the casting couch

00:56:58.040 I'm not talking about porn 0.95

00:57:01.140 not porn I'm talking about

00:57:02.920 okay talking about feature films

00:57:04.560 episodic TV

00:57:05.180 because they want the part in the movie

00:57:08.380 the beginning of the stardom

00:57:09.760 more than their values

00:57:11.800 their virtues their morality that's why

00:57:13.520 but what is a cast

00:57:15.160 I mean you're saying casting couch

00:57:16.260 that doesn't exist anymore

00:57:18.220 Well, it's against a single-color wall.

00:57:20.540 Yeah, no, it's still a diss to get your first part in a movie.

00:57:24.260 The directors and producers say, you know, I'll put you in my next movie.

00:57:29.320 And most of the casting couch B-roll never get into the movie. 0.99

00:57:33.200 They just give them that bullshit to get laid. 1.00

00:57:36.440 What's that Lana Del Rey song, Fuck My Way to the Top? 1.00

00:57:39.100 I mean, it still exists very much.

00:57:40.400 What's a good example of a massive change or a titan of industry

00:57:44.120 that hasn't used some level of brute force or manipulization?

00:57:47.600 i'm just curious i don't know i mean i don't know any that's enacted well disney was a hard

00:57:53.040 ass i can only i can only think horrible i can only think of artists artists but i mean are

00:57:59.060 artists painters or no no no actors musicians uh but i guess the question is are any of them

00:58:06.420 like which one of them has truly enacted great change in the way titans of industry have you

00:58:11.360 know no no i'm talking about and i'm going strictly off the logic of sensitivity equals

00:58:15.860 poverty that's it oh and maybe by the way in general in general maybe i'll bend a little for

00:58:22.220 that also two different also two different levels of poverty because poverty to him might mean 100

00:58:26.720 million in your bank no poverty means when they were gonna repossess my house in uh 1981 they

00:58:33.880 used to put foreclosure notices in red envelopes the banks red envelopes so they wouldn't you

00:58:38.660 wouldn't miss it i remember my uh who's now 39 years old um three or four years old danny

00:58:44.020 walking into my little office with a little red envelope.

00:58:48.560 Give me that.

00:58:49.200 Did your mother see it?

00:58:50.580 Shh.

00:58:51.160 It's a Christmas card.

00:58:52.080 It comes late.

00:58:53.000 We'll talk about it later.

00:58:54.260 Because I had missed three payments on the big house

00:58:57.660 and they were going to take the house away from me.

00:59:00.240 So I know what that feels like. 0.98

00:59:01.740 You know, I got to make something fucking happen. 0.98

00:59:04.000 And I did. 0.97

00:59:05.260 Does that struggle in your life?

00:59:07.340 You know, I think everybody goes through some level of struggle,

00:59:09.700 but does that intense struggle where you're facing homelessness

00:59:11.800 or where you're facing bankruptcy or whatever,

00:59:13.280 do you think that builds character oh 100 it either breaks you or makes you

00:59:18.000 would you change anything no i changed my son uh uh getting that red envelope

00:59:26.720 that i would have not liked that to happen yeah you know and then i lied to him by saying that's

00:59:32.760 christmas card late so you think the struggle that you think the struggle that all the people

00:59:37.060 watching the show are going through in their lives right now you think that it's actually

00:59:40.300 an opportunity most of them that are struggling with their life in general uh i can't comment i

00:59:46.320 don't know yeah but we are the average of the five people we hang with and now look at you

00:59:53.080 there we come we just said that in the last podcast okay okay okay and self-esteem has built

00:59:59.720 the first seven or eight years of life okay who are you around the first seven or eight years of

01:00:04.120 life parents mom dad sister yeah mostly mom older brother sister maybe your dad if he's not traveling

01:00:10.100 you know etc and uh what do they know about building self-esteem nothing you think you

01:00:16.060 think little babies should hang out with billionaires more no i think little babies should

01:00:19.600 be uh spare the rod spoil the child little babies no no okay when a baby is six months to three 0.73

01:00:27.040 years unless they shit their pants they're happy yeah okay or if they're hungry oh yeah but normally

01:00:33.820 they're happy and then at seven eight years old they're so happy and then the life has now they 0.92

01:00:41.180 have friends most of which are worthless okay show me your friends i'll show you your future

01:00:46.060 now just think about that kids in this room show me your friends i'll show your future

01:00:49.920 when you say worthless like what do you mean no no i don't mean monetarily

01:00:53.240 just they have not brought any anything significant to the world well there's they're eight years old

01:01:01.600 then no but i mean no but i mean no no but the self-esteem is built for seven or eight years

01:01:05.960 i mean the reason why the reason the reason why you are the way you are you already said you got

01:01:10.640 off because you had good lawyers yeah okay so you had a few bucks to get the good lawyers i got it

01:01:17.000 through not so great a means but yeah i wasn't given it by anyone okay got it through okay so

01:01:21.660 but what if you didn't have that extra money and you had gone to jail i might even be even i don't

01:01:28.100 know maybe i haven't been incarcerated five times myself yeah i'm talking you know i'm preaching uh

01:01:33.560 from the the pulpit yeah the two of the saddest days of my life were the two days our sons god 0.90

01:01:39.900 i can't say i'm gonna cry about this went to the same fucking jail that i had been arrested in 0.99

01:01:44.660 county jail down here downtown uh in the same cell block i was in and it broke my fucking heart 0.98

01:01:52.020 but they saw kids don't do what you tell them to do they do what they see their parents do 0.99

01:01:57.220 and all our kids know that i was a hell-raising wild motherfucker so our sons were hell-raising 1.00

01:02:06.520 wild motherfuckers and but when they went to the same jail i went to fuck i was sad it's maybe the 1.00

01:02:12.300 only sad day of my life uh and they both turned out well they both turned out well because they 1.00

01:02:17.440 saw me turn out well what did they do but not everybody turns out well no no no most people

01:02:22.360 in jail 0.97

01:02:23.200 it's a shitty place to be 0.98

01:02:25.420 when that cell door closes 0.87

01:02:26.500 I still remember

01:02:27.620 the first time

01:02:28.140 I got thrown in jail

01:02:28.980 that big

01:02:30.460 a big huge guy

01:02:31.400 about 300 pounds

01:02:32.220 just like in the movies

01:02:32.960 and

01:02:33.880 by the way 0.72

01:02:34.660 you go to jail

01:02:35.140 the first thing you do

01:02:35.880 is you get something

01:02:37.160 a fork

01:02:38.400 a stick

01:02:38.920 a pencil 1.00

01:02:39.280 and you stab the guy 0.99

01:02:39.980 right in the cheek 0.99

01:02:40.520 the biggest guy

01:02:41.360 in your cell 1.00

01:02:42.520 especially my dad's ass 1.00

01:02:43.160 okay 1.00

01:02:43.420 I mean right there

01:02:44.460 and then you do a toe dance 0.75

01:02:45.900 on his head

01:02:46.360 as he goes down to the ground 1.00

01:02:47.080 then you bite his fucking nose off 1.00

01:02:48.220 and then nobody will fuck with you 1.00

01:02:49.740 nobody will fuck with you 0.99

01:02:51.920 um but uh to virtue we have one son that's disabled uh but our youngest son and our daughter 0.99

01:02:59.320 are both went to great schools have multiple degrees and uh they're uh in the corporate world

01:03:05.240 they're way ahead of the curve in the corporate world uh but they're both leaving uh to do an

01:03:10.200 entrepreneurial thing uh as our daughter would tell us uh i'm never going to be president here

01:03:14.920 she's 33 i'm never going to be president and they'll make a president a woman president here 0.91

01:03:20.400 in about 300 years.

01:03:22.400 I don't think she's much off either.

01:03:24.840 There's certain companies that just, 0.99

01:03:26.760 gals aren't going to be president. 0.99

01:03:28.540 Not that they don't deserve to be president. 1.00

01:03:30.240 Not that they're not overqualified and all that.

01:03:32.660 But it's just not going to happen.

01:03:34.180 Sorry, sorry.

01:03:34.800 I was thinking about you stabbing the guy still.

01:03:36.900 I was thinking about when he was about to get emotional

01:03:39.660 and he went,

01:03:40.800 and spit on his own emotion

01:03:45.620 and just sucked it up and continued talking.

01:03:47.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:48.660 And I cry in John Wayne movies.

01:03:51.120 What about John Wick?

01:03:52.740 No, I didn't know.

01:03:53.620 I like the Wick movies, but I didn't cry over that.

01:03:56.260 John Wick, who I had the privilege of meeting one time, John Wayne.

01:04:00.260 I'm trying to just like...

01:04:02.080 I want a John Wayne or a young John Wayne or a young Clint Eastwood

01:04:05.780 to play me in a movie.

01:04:08.680 Are you trying to leave a legacy?

01:04:11.600 Well, that's why I do podcasts.

01:04:13.940 That's why I have all my material free online

01:04:16.540 because I'm not handing the baton off to anybody

01:04:20.400 when I'm done doing this.

01:04:22.180 Are you leaving a legacy or a path of destruction?

01:04:25.420 Well, for some people, that's right on point.

01:04:28.280 Some of the people, there will be a path of destruction

01:04:30.440 because emotionally they can't stand up.

01:04:32.500 You're a Johnny Cash fan?

01:04:33.660 Yes.

01:04:34.580 I could totally see that.

01:04:36.700 Wait, why is that important to you?

01:04:38.940 I could be known as the greatest of all time.

01:04:41.960 Yeah, but who cares?

01:04:42.900 Well, I care.

01:04:44.000 I'm doing it for me.

01:04:44.560 Most people that are watching this podcast,

01:04:46.720 most people in this room,

01:04:48.620 if I were going to give you one word

01:04:50.480 to increase your balance sheet emotionally, 0.97

01:04:55.180 be more selfish.

01:04:57.680 One word. 0.62

01:04:59.620 Because what are you taught when you're a little kid?

01:05:01.840 Johnny doesn't have toys,

01:05:02.940 so let Johnny play with your toys, right? 1.00

01:05:04.500 Fuck Johnny. 1.00

01:05:05.480 His parents should have got the fucking toys. 1.00

01:05:07.580 If he's got no fucking toys, piss on him. 1.00

01:05:10.120 And then bite his nose off. 1.00

01:05:11.580 No, well, I didn't know about biting nose off

01:05:13.300 until I got a little older.

01:05:14.060 I will say, I will say, uh, uh, I've, I've given that advice to people.

01:05:17.500 I think, I think a lot of people, uh, that I interact with maybe aren't selfish enough. 0.98

01:05:22.180 And for that reason, they're not able to get their own shit done and they're struggling 0.99

01:05:24.580 and, uh, caught up in a spot and left that they don't want to get their own shit done. 0.99

01:05:28.400 How are they going to get your shit done? 0.99

01:05:29.500 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:29.720 Yeah.

01:05:29.960 Yeah.

01:05:30.120 Precisely.

01:05:30.340 And by the way, leadership is me getting you to do what I want you to do when I want

01:05:33.900 you to do it. 0.99

01:05:34.660 Not when you fucking decide to do it. 0.99

01:05:36.880 I've, I've, I've spent this, this whole episode trying to, you know, get a, get a take or an 0.98

01:05:41.500 opinion on your on your style and i i well i appreciate it because it's refreshing it all i 0.99

01:05:48.740 also hate it at the same time because it's it's a it's aggressive it's very it's very fuck you me 0.97

01:05:53.860 me me style and the one thing i think you're missing or maybe that you're not missing but 0.98

01:05:58.380 that people that try to adopt your style will be missing is something we call finesse i don't know

01:06:03.500 that you have a lot of finesse no i have a lot of finesse and the reason i say it is because 0.88

01:06:07.420 Because I can get people to do whatever the fuck I want when I want it.

01:06:11.160 I think in deep making deals, but I think I don't know about from a team building standpoint. 0.98

01:06:15.760 Like I would not want to work for you.

01:06:17.340 Okay.

01:06:17.760 Well, you wouldn't get the opportunity.

01:06:21.860 I'm just saying just because I like it.

01:06:23.840 It's refreshing, but it also, it also, it sounds like, it sounds like hell.

01:06:27.680 No, it is.

01:06:29.080 But life doesn't, let's be honest.

01:06:30.600 Life doesn't. 1.00

01:06:31.020 No, that's bullshit. 1.00

01:06:31.800 That's the snowflake in you. 1.00

01:06:33.220 No, no, no.

01:06:33.880 Meet me halfway.

01:06:34.620 I'm definitely not a snowflake.

01:06:35.600 I've been through it just like you.

01:06:36.620 Okay.

01:06:36.820 Okay. And I'm, I'm shit out on the other side and I'm fucking here, 0.99

01:06:39.360 but I think you are at the extreme. 0.99

01:06:41.500 Yeah. That's why I put him at a hundred.

01:06:43.340 Yeah. You're at a hundred.

01:06:45.180 I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it.

01:06:47.600 I'm definitely not advocating it,

01:06:48.740 but I'm not saying there's anything wrong with either.

01:06:50.020 I'm just, I'm just trying to wrap my brain around it.

01:06:52.480 Maybe I'm not able to, maybe you're not.

01:06:54.500 Everybody can do.

01:06:56.060 I predicted or guesstimated that 750,000 people out of the 7.5 billion on

01:07:06.600 the planet or 0.00001 can do what I do. Only 750,000. That's it. Not 800,000, not a million

01:07:18.380 because the emotional sacrifices I've had to make and the kids make, the teenage multimillionaires 0.95

01:07:24.660 and shit are so overwhelmingly crushing to most people. But see, I was raised, I didn't know all 0.91

01:07:34.220 people didn't have self-esteem i didn't know that my dad was an alpha male like a marvel war hero

01:07:40.180 okay and all his guys that he hung with were the same and uh and then when i got out in the real

01:07:47.600 world and in the military i i saw other alpha males uh but when i when i got in the real world

01:07:53.800 i realized what an advantage uh uh being aggressive alpha male was yeah and i and i connected the

01:08:00.720 dots almost immediately i get all that too but i also i also try to live in a world where with that

01:08:06.100 has a little bit more disguise involved because the one thing that is horrible to watch is when

01:08:10.800 an alpha male runs into the alpha male you know what i'm saying and and honestly there's a lot

01:08:14.860 of people out there and now you bite their nose off they pull the 45 they blow your brains out

01:08:18.200 on your kids and then they shoot your kids too and so like i mean there's there's a lot of alpha 0.97

01:08:22.880 males that are alpha male slash psychopaths you can be an introvert psychopath and do exactly what 0.92

01:08:28.640 you just said that doesn't mean you're an alpha male the gangbangers there's maybe one hour two 0.98

01:08:33.680 alpha males in the gang yeah all the rest are followers yeah all the rest are followers so

01:08:38.860 you don't see any you don't see any way to where we we take it down 10 20 and get people to work

01:08:44.480 i mean listen like i said maybe that disguise i talk about i have resumes that i could uh this is

01:08:49.720 a this is a trump exaggeration i have resumes i get monthly i could stretch from here to the 0.98

01:08:54.320 fucking airport wanting to come to work for me for free same by the meatheads like you we get 0.95

01:09:00.180 the resumes too yeah okay and uh you know uh unless i met you and coached you myself personally 0.99

01:09:09.360 not one of my mentees um you're not coming to work with me have you ever been through a traumatic

01:09:15.940 experience in your adult life yeah almost going bankrupt was fairly traumatic i've lost you know

01:09:22.540 I've lost almost $400 million in a few weeks of my own money.

01:09:27.580 Anything not fiscally?

01:09:29.040 No, no, no.

01:09:29.940 I've been beaten up, thrown in jail.

01:09:33.240 No.

01:09:33.980 I just wonder, because I really did used to have that head down, 0.99

01:09:38.100 like literally, like, fuck the world, I'm going to take over mentality. 0.99

01:09:41.220 And then I shot myself in the foot. 0.99

01:09:43.820 Literally?

01:09:44.460 With a gun?

01:09:45.780 Basically.

01:09:46.380 Basically.

01:09:47.560 But it affected me, and it changed the way I thought.

01:09:50.200 I really like how I'm moving now.

01:09:51.580 And I'm just wondering if, like, if something went horribly wrong in your life, if your mentality would be the same. 0.57

01:09:57.300 Well, yeah, the most horrible thing in my life, in August the 6th of 1991, Saddam Hussein invaded Kuwait. 0.58

01:10:08.500 You guys don't remember.

01:10:11.140 And the Kuwait were my biggest investor.

01:10:15.520 I was the fair-haired boy of the Kuwaiti Sovereign Fund.

01:10:19.280 uh our share price i ran a big public company our share price dropped 85 percent 85 percent this is

01:10:26.600 i saw billions evaporate i was the biggest shareholder i'm not talking about no no but

01:10:31.740 and that was i mean that's pretty that was traumatic to me and um the uh and people thought

01:10:39.380 that kuwait was going to lose the war but then the america and its allies came and saved it then

01:10:44.040 they thought that the kuwaiti government didn't have enough money to rebuild kuwait now i knew

01:10:47.580 that they did have enough money

01:10:49.140 but my whole world changed

01:10:51.860 my whole world changed

01:10:53.100 just like right now you may hate Trump

01:10:55.760 or love Trump

01:10:56.540 he has changed the financial world 0.99

01:10:59.020 for fucking ever 0.96

01:11:00.400 ever 0.99

01:11:01.860 it will never return

01:11:03.440 and that's what the Democrats are really afraid of

01:11:06.260 it will never return

01:11:08.100 to like it used to be

01:11:09.320 I thought the 80s which I partook in

01:11:11.900 was like taking candy from a baby

01:11:14.260 legitimately

01:11:15.800 It's easier now than it was in the 80s.

01:11:18.020 I didn't think I'd live long enough to see that again.

01:11:20.640 The greatest transformation of wealth 0.97

01:11:22.380 in the history of the motherfucking planet 0.92

01:11:24.520 is taking place, 0.97

01:11:25.940 and one-tenth of a percent of the planet

01:11:28.120 is participating.

01:11:30.500 You don't have to be rich

01:11:31.400 to be taking advantage of this.

01:11:34.120 They're giving away money at banks.

01:11:36.480 Interest rates are at a 5,000-year low.

01:11:41.820 Monkeys, chimpanzees, giraffes

01:11:44.660 are getting money at banks 1.00

01:11:45.780 but they're not asking

01:11:49.520 if you don't ask

01:11:51.480 you don't get

01:11:52.000 I just don't know

01:11:53.260 that people know

01:11:53.820 what to do with them

01:11:54.520 well I've been around

01:11:56.000 26 and a half years

01:11:57.280 that's it

01:11:58.200 I mean 1.00

01:11:59.060 dealing with meatheads 0.51

01:12:00.900 26 and a half years 0.76

01:12:02.360 and all my stuff

01:12:04.380 I mean

01:12:04.700 it's there

01:12:05.840 I want to cap

01:12:07.860 one last thing is

01:12:08.620 I heard you say 0.99

01:12:09.660 the world is fucked before 0.99

01:12:10.700 it is 0.99

01:12:11.160 and I

01:12:12.280 having listened to you 0.99

01:12:14.080 i think the world that you remember is fucked i think you i think your thinking style in its 0.99

01:12:20.620 alpha intensity is is slightly outdated i think that you are that's what the kids say no no i'm 0.99

01:12:26.480 not saying i want this either mike's also not a kid i'm not i'm not he's 35 years old and i also

01:12:31.660 withering but i unfortunately but unfortunately i think that your the way you run business in life 0.95

01:12:42.340 in general is is about to evaporate as you know and i i think your way of thinking is fucked i 0.95

01:12:48.060 think i think whether you like it or not the sensitivity is coming people helping each other 0.98

01:12:53.020 is coming to an extent and so i think a hundred percent intensity is fucked but i think you know 0.94

01:12:58.820 we could probably still get back to 60 but unfortunately the take johnny's toys and 0.98

01:13:03.380 piss on him while he's playing is done like i'm sorry it's over like that's his way of thinking

01:13:08.680 that makes it better for me and my devotees right i mean i've got about two million of you

01:13:17.540 meatheads out there that are multi-millionaires right and they're taking the money from the

01:13:23.520 meatheads like taking candy from a baby shooting fish in a barrel i mean and just and just to and

01:13:29.120 just to fill you in your meatheads just so you know made a itsy bitsy percentage most of what

01:13:35.560 he made in the past three years just just to let you know so we you know we played this show but 0.96

01:13:39.440 i mean he's he's done quite a bit of fucking revenue i would bet that he's made more than 0.91

01:13:44.240 90 of your meat i i i would disagree i mean let's let's compare numbers i'm pretty privy to the for 0.99

01:13:50.080 the financials but but we won't do it here but anyways yo my dick is about this big 0.99

01:13:55.180 not as big as the pole vault but that said like i said refreshing remind my grandfather was very 0.95

01:14:02.500 fought in okinawa he was very much he's gone now but he's dead but you know he very similar

01:14:08.920 mentality and by the way refreshing think it's been very effective for you also can see how it

01:14:14.260 can be dangerous and i also see it being a difficult for a lot of people in this current

01:14:19.620 bubble that we live in of sensitivity to adopt this and be successful i think if at 20 years old 0.99

01:14:25.000 the the 22 year old stockbrokers out there that are walking out like fuck you pay me shit there's 0.99

01:14:30.360 so many corporate laws nowadays there's so many watch watchdog groups that make sure that kind of 1.00

01:14:35.820 activity we're not doing anything illegal right we're taking advantage of the chink in the armor 1.00

01:14:40.560 yep that's that's all we do i love it i love that you know the uh and and the kids like the 22 year 1.00

01:14:47.820 old aeronautical engineer from last uh yesterday afternoon that's uh closing his uh first deal uh

01:14:53.420 I think it's 3.75 million.

01:14:56.360 And he doesn't know anything.

01:15:00.520 He's a chimpanzee. 0.99

01:15:01.840 No, no, but he's a Chinese chimpanzee. 1.00

01:15:04.640 He's a Chinese kid.

01:15:06.180 And we've got kids that literally don't know anything, 1.00

01:15:10.740 but they pull the trigger.

01:15:13.080 And what the current generation does not do,

01:15:15.840 will not do, and in my judgment, cannot do, 1.00

01:15:18.560 is pull the fucking trigger. 1.00

01:15:20.240 Make a fucking decision, you cunt. 1.00

01:15:21.700 well said 1.00

01:15:23.460 Dan Pena

01:15:24.060 I think

01:15:24.860 I think a lot of people

01:15:26.140 watch us and they'll come find you

01:15:27.380 I think there's a

01:15:27.900 there's a good chunk of our audience

01:15:29.280 that will find this refreshing

01:15:30.420 at all

01:15:30.880 for sure

01:15:31.440 we'll pull the trigger

01:15:33.120 we've got a bunch of people watching

01:15:34.300 so amazing bro

01:15:35.400 yo thanks for coming on

01:15:36.560 and Paul

01:15:36.800 thank you very much

01:15:37.740 I enjoyed it 0.92

01:15:39.660 as much as I can enjoy shit 0.99

01:15:42.000 I enjoyed it 0.99

01:15:42.740 and

01:15:43.940 we'll have your

01:15:44.740 just invoice us

01:15:45.580 we'll have your check right

01:15:46.320 yeah

01:15:46.540 it's still amazing to me

01:15:49.480 that people make money doing this

01:15:50.980 but the

01:15:51.420 An emphasis on people, not us.

01:15:53.800 We had no sponsor this episode.

01:15:55.500 Brad, do we have?

01:15:57.000 I don't think we could want a sponsor on this episode.

01:15:59.300 No monetization.

01:16:00.500 No monetization on the vlog channel.

01:16:01.580 I get asked to sponsor a lot of podcasts. 0.96

01:16:04.740 They must think I'm stupid or something. 0.99

01:16:07.720 I don't know. 0.99

01:16:08.400 Yeah, well, I know.

01:16:09.220 That's what everybody thinks.

01:16:10.400 We'll be happy to take your money.

01:16:12.480 Where can they find you on social media?

01:16:14.060 Do you know?

01:16:16.340 You can probably help.

01:16:17.220 Let me get help.

01:16:17.920 Yeah, I don't know.

01:16:19.580 Dan Pena dot something.

01:16:21.000 I don't know.

01:16:21.420 Dan Pena Instagram it's it's this is interesting it's actually Dan's Pena

01:16:26.940 Dan S Pena is your middle name Stuart yeah oh oh it's not Dan's Pena

01:16:30.840 no it's just Steven oh my god if I got that right god dang

01:16:33.920 all right cool this is his Instagram if you guys want to hit him up

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