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00:02:02.060 There was one time it backfired on me.

00:02:04.240 It was like two in the morning.

00:02:05.440 I was like cracked out on Hollywood Boulevard, 1.00

00:02:07.400 and there was these six big black dudes. 1.00

00:02:10.120 And I was like, I couldn't help myself. 0.96

00:02:12.060 I just had to go off and like show off my voice.

00:02:13.720 I got a high out of it.

00:02:14.940 So I went up to him, and I was like,

00:02:15.940 well, if it isn't the Detroit Lions wide receiver crew,

00:02:20.420 we got here, boys.

00:02:21.260 How are you?

00:02:21.760 and I think his words were 1.00

00:02:23.840 N-word, I will kill you 1.00

00:02:25.540 and then I said 1.00

00:02:27.880 I'm out and I literally did a full sprint

00:02:30.180 away and I found out I guess they were members of

00:02:31.920 I think the Bloods. Oh fuck. So that was the 1.00

00:02:34.040 wrong crowd to choose.

00:02:42.040 Do you remember that movie Triple Frontier that we were watching?

00:02:44.420 Great flick. Great flick.

00:02:45.840 And I was in the

00:02:47.920 love sack with the girl that I was with.

00:02:49.800 yeah i was i was i was with the girl as well the love sack next to you yeah well and everybody was

00:02:54.360 like really into the movie and like there was like all those moments where it was like gunfire

00:02:57.780 and like the music yeah i don't know if you noticed but i was actually getting head under

00:03:03.480 my blanket from the girl that i was with did you i didn't notice did you not notice that i thought

00:03:10.200 you did because i made her stop and i was like i was like he definitely knows right next to me

00:03:14.020 yeah i even reached out at one moment to try to hold your hand as like a support

00:03:17.940 welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for listening watching 0.63

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00:03:34.720 moments all in one clip caleb is doing we hired a new person for this caleb you're killing it dude

00:03:39.780 really getting those impulsive clips going so phenomenal job on that um yo yo we we've we've

00:03:45.980 we do this to each other because do you remember the one i try not to keep i try to keep my like

00:03:51.720 sex life a secret but sometimes it just leaks out and i exploit my life yeah do you remember in the

00:03:57.040 in the sprinter van the one time that you were sitting in the seat in front of me and i was

00:04:00.780 i remember getting head right right behind you mere inches away from from you i remember it

00:04:05.620 vividly i was i i was pretending that i wasn't that i didn't know like i was just looking for

00:04:10.700 this was me i was like this but you knew yeah i knew but i didn't want to exploit the fact 0.86

00:04:15.960 that i knew because a lot of girls will get jumpy around the public dome you know like they're like

00:04:20.060 oh it's like it wasn't public we're in the privacy of our sprinter van it's just like

00:04:23.780 it is it is weird and like maybe i should have asked you maybe i should maybe no maybe i should

00:04:29.120 be more discreet because you were discreet i didn't even know i didn't even know until it

00:04:34.600 was happening yeah until it was happening you know what i'm saying like i don't know if she

00:04:37.860 even got under the blanket i was more concerned about david the german videographer was there too

00:04:41.240 he had a better line of sight oh my god it was like it's she strikes me as the girl who's who's 1.00

00:04:47.100 um mastered the art of discreet blowjobs that girl that we're talking oh yeah one look at her 1.00

00:04:52.840 and i know this about her absolutely dude she's she's a master of hidden bjs dude and by the way 0.86

00:04:58.240 that's why i think i actually i actually will um give credit where credit's due like a simple 0.99

00:05:03.180 handjob probably would have probably would have been fine you know she didn't then finish the job

00:05:07.840 As you may have noticed 1.00

00:05:10.700 As you may have noticed

00:05:12.020 You haven't seen her around again since then 0.98

00:05:13.580 She didn't fucking 0.98

00:05:16.040 My dad taught me this when I was young 0.99

00:05:19.180 He said finish

00:05:21.660 Strong

00:05:23.340 He wasn't wrong

00:05:26.340 Per se 0.97

00:05:27.040 My dad taught me something like that too

00:05:29.880 He said finish stronger than you started

00:05:32.360 She did not do that 1.00

00:05:34.160 She fucked it up bad bro 0.99

00:05:36.100 Take a page out of GP's book 1.00

00:05:37.520 My balls turned into little Smurfs after that 0.98

00:05:39.660 I had blue balls for like three days 0.99

00:05:41.520 Our sex expert would tell you that's not real 0.99

00:05:43.400 She'd tell you that you're imagining 1.00

00:05:46.520 Should we bring on the guest?

00:05:49.040 He's a cool guy today

00:05:50.580 One of the coolest

00:05:52.140 I hope he's not mad at us

00:05:53.620 Mr. Ripper Magoos

00:05:55.300 Has made a name for himself

00:05:56.560 Flipping the idea of a play-by-play sportscaster on its head

00:05:59.400 Posting your favorite highlights along with his comedic

00:06:01.480 And more often than not, R-rated voiceovers

00:06:03.840 We have laughed at a ton of his house

00:06:06.700 Videos in this house left to his house.

00:06:08.540 Welcome to the show, Bob Metters. 1.00

00:06:10.860 Let's fucking go. 0.99

00:06:12.260 Thank you, thank you. 0.99

00:06:13.660 This is an honor here.

00:06:14.900 Hey, man. 1.00

00:06:15.680 Right away, we come in talking about blowjobs, anal fisting. 1.00

00:06:18.460 You guys do it right in here. 1.00

00:06:20.060 Thanks.

00:06:20.860 Horrifying.

00:06:21.420 It's terrifying.

00:06:22.420 I hate living here.

00:06:23.460 This is horrifying.

00:06:23.780 What do you got in the cup, Bob?

00:06:26.000 I got a little Hennessy, courtesy of your guy, Dylan.

00:06:29.020 Oh, Dylan.

00:06:29.620 And he took care of me.

00:06:30.880 Good.

00:06:31.200 And I get a little spitter in.

00:06:32.520 I get a bad habit where I chew once in a while.

00:06:34.620 Hey, can I ask you something?

00:06:35.440 Are you putting on this voice?

00:06:37.940 I think I know the answer.

00:06:39.280 Am I putting on the voice?

00:06:40.220 Yes.

00:06:41.580 Sometimes.

00:06:42.560 Because you don't talk like this in real life.

00:06:44.480 No, not really.

00:06:45.280 No.

00:06:45.560 Wait.

00:06:46.280 Well, we saw him yesterday.

00:06:47.400 No, bro.

00:06:47.660 I saw him in real life.

00:06:48.420 He's like, yo, what's up?

00:06:49.800 It's not.

00:06:50.280 I was trying to be cool.

00:06:51.440 I tried to be cool.

00:06:52.040 And by the way.

00:06:52.800 Yeah.

00:06:53.560 I'm not just saying this, trying to gas you up because you're on the podcast.

00:06:56.540 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:57.760 That was one of the coolest guys I've ever seen in my life, bro.

00:07:01.600 He came over.

00:07:02.600 Chewing the mouth.

00:07:03.440 hat kind of like

00:07:04.700 I think it was backwards 0.61

00:07:05.480 and he's just dabbing 0.99

00:07:06.100 and be like yo

00:07:06.520 what's up good to see you here

00:07:07.320 yeah I'm coming on the show tomorrow

00:07:08.260 peace

00:07:08.680 and I was on zero

00:07:10.300 by the way

00:07:10.680 when I met you guys

00:07:11.140 I was on zero minute sleep

00:07:12.340 because I

00:07:13.260 I was 0.98

00:07:13.760 I was fucking sick 0.98

00:07:14.780 I had a five day flow 0.99

00:07:15.500 I feel bad I didn't show up

00:07:16.500 I'm never one to not show up 0.98

00:07:17.680 but I was fucking 0.98

00:07:18.760 influenza yeah 0.98

00:07:19.460 yeah but then

00:07:20.000 it was hard to explain

00:07:20.860 when I see you guys

00:07:21.540 at high to 3am

00:07:22.300 the next day

00:07:22.920 or the previous night

00:07:24.020 and having to explain

00:07:24.800 that I was sick

00:07:25.360 and obviously you guys

00:07:26.100 were like

00:07:26.440 you just probably 0.99

00:07:27.460 just fucked up 1.00

00:07:28.000 but I wasn't 0.99

00:07:28.540 I just was out

00:07:29.060 it exacerbates

00:07:30.200 if you go out

00:07:30.740 your sickness is exacerbated by your partying extreme.

00:07:34.280 Yeah.

00:07:34.560 I talked about this.

00:07:35.480 I hear the DJ out of nowhere.

00:07:36.800 Ladies and gentlemen,

00:07:37.480 we got the rip of a goo in the house tonight.

00:07:39.140 Bob battery.

00:07:39.760 I'm like,

00:07:40.020 yo, 0.99

00:07:40.280 out of all the fucking things I did not expect to hear at hide nightclub. 0.99

00:07:44.080 That would be the like short of like mother Teresa. 0.99

00:07:47.640 Right.

00:07:47.880 Right.

00:07:48.520 Right. 0.99

00:07:48.960 Before that is Bob fucking men. 1.00

00:07:50.660 I hate those fucking places. 1.00

00:07:51.840 I know you do. 1.00

00:07:52.680 I can't.

00:07:53.300 I will. 0.98

00:07:53.660 I'll go to a club for fucking five minutes and it's just too bumper to, 0.99

00:07:57.900 but you can't talk to anybody. 1.00

00:07:58.900 You fucking just sit there. 1.00

00:07:59.780 You're bumping in. 1.00

00:08:00.420 You dance?

00:08:01.240 No, I can't, because I do it awkward.

00:08:02.560 I don't know how to react.

00:08:03.500 I don't know how to...

00:08:04.360 I'm in my head when I'm in that place.

00:08:05.600 The table's full with people.

00:08:07.260 There's no room to move.

00:08:08.020 You got to bob your head the right way and look cool.

00:08:10.620 I just can't pull it off.

00:08:11.940 At Saddle Ranch, man, you didn't look uncomfortable.

00:08:13.800 I'm telling you.

00:08:14.440 You walked out. 0.99

00:08:15.200 I was like, who the fuck was that cool guy? 0.99

00:08:16.840 And I knew you. 0.99

00:08:17.680 And I knew you.

00:08:18.500 Sometimes you can pull it off, you know?

00:08:20.220 Okay, but the voice is... 0.97

00:08:21.280 You put on the voice because you know it's fucking awesome. 0.98

00:08:24.540 Yeah. 0.97

00:08:24.760 I talk like this.

00:08:27.540 When did you discover that? 0.98

00:08:28.780 probably in uh high school the first memory is i remember fucking with this lady i was with my 0.94

00:08:33.160 buddy in the car sitting there and we rolled down the window and there was this like 95 year old 0.87

00:08:37.220 lady sitting to the right of us while we're waiting we're like skipping seventh period 0.98

00:08:40.300 and uh we rolled down the window and i said something like well coco crisp uh one of the 0.99

00:08:44.720 biggest dicks in baseball and the lady looked at us like horrified i'm like oh fuck what the hell 0.98

00:08:49.340 was that i have a voice this is cool and then i just didn't stop i i uh i had a little bit of a 0.99

00:08:56.400 drug problem three four years ago so my thing was i went to la to be an actor comedian and i was the

00:09:01.980 only person to ever go to la to be an actor comedian that never did one audition one stand-up 0.95

00:09:05.240 show i did nothing you just did i just did ripper magoos that's the fucking it and i would just rip 0.88

00:09:11.500 bags at the club and run up to people and go up to random groups of people uh you can ask my buddies 0.98

00:09:18.640 like we went out for a drink they always hated going out with me because i would have like an

00:09:22.300 obsession to go and show my voice off and that was me being in my head like i'm being productive

00:09:27.540 so i would just run up to a group of like five random dudes would be like well it is uh green

00:09:32.040 bay against detroit he on espn and they're just like 99 of the time it was good i got a good

00:09:38.900 reaction there was one time it backfired on me it was like two in the morning i was like cracked 0.98

00:09:43.880 out on hollywood boulevard and there was these six big fucking black dudes and i was like i 0.97

00:09:49.220 couldn't help myself i just had to go off and like show off my voice i got a high out of it 0.98

00:09:52.300 so i went up to him and i was like well if it isn't the detroit lions wide wide receiver crew 0.79

00:09:58.020 we got here boys how are you and i think his words were n-word i will kill you and then i said i'm

00:10:06.300 out and i literally did a full sprint away and i found out i guess they were members of uh i think 0.99

00:10:10.040 the bloods oh fuck so that was the wrong crowd to choose oh my god yeah you gotta be careful with 0.97

00:10:14.860 Great power comes great responsibility. 0.99

00:10:16.860 But I got out alive, so. 1.00

00:10:18.620 Are you still ripping Mr. Magoo's and shit? 0.99

00:10:20.540 No, no, completely sober, completely sober. 1.00

00:10:22.540 What about that?

00:10:23.220 I'm drinking.

00:10:23.900 I'm never going to give up drinking, but, you know, when you're, yeah, no, it was just

00:10:28.660 a little too much.

00:10:29.380 How long have you been not ripping Mr. Magoo's for?

00:10:32.600 Probably about, I don't have, like, a set point where I was like, I'm going to be sober.

00:10:35.800 Like, I just had to, like, slowly broke off of it.

00:10:37.920 Probably two years.

00:10:38.760 Nice.

00:10:39.400 Congratulations.

00:10:40.020 That's, way to go.

00:10:40.960 Yeah, way to find that's a problem.

00:10:43.440 Yeah, I mean, okay.

00:10:44.300 Thank you. 0.96

00:10:44.680 thank you for god's sake that was a real half ass i was waiting for some fucking credit here for 0.96

00:10:49.000 so then why you name your podcast and make ripper magoo's uh apparel well this is the thing i've 0.97

00:10:54.320 been trying to kind of slowly change because when i first started off this stuff whatever the fuck

00:10:58.420 i do i don't even know how to explain it but uh i said dustin johnson was a golfer and i used to

00:11:03.720 be like making fun of dustin johnson going in the room in the the you know in the behind the 0.88

00:11:08.580 port-a-potty on hole seven behind the port-a-potty on hole seven ripping fucking ripper magoo's 0.99

00:11:13.400 and just that's how it came up and then started to click with people and then uh just fucking 0.97

00:11:17.940 strapped it on hats and clothes and i mean make make no mistake the the drug and alcohol culture 0.97

00:11:23.040 is such an easy fucking victory if you come at it the authentic way and i mean you see rappers 0.80

00:11:27.600 doing it all day they're talking about sipping lean and and promethazine and all that all that 0.97

00:11:31.820 which i just had for the first time the other day what were your thoughts yeah i didn't know what it

00:11:35.540 was aaron actually uh went out and got me because i was sick i just told you the flu so they gave me

00:11:39.920 that coughs it's cost so they gave uh gave it i mean i guess you're supposed to take it like

00:11:44.040 uh normally if you're you know and so aaron get me a sprite though i guess oh you got a purple 0.98

00:11:48.940 sprite purple sprite with skittles like he did it all up shut the fuck up yeah it was fucking good 0.83

00:11:52.980 really yeah he did it was awesome like but i'm just be careful i have an addictive personality 0.96

00:11:57.280 so i have to kind of stay away from it yeah maybe just stick with the sprite and the skittles

00:12:00.980 exactly so i'm confused why you didn't go to an audition or do stand-up comedy or anything

00:12:06.460 because you do i mean your voice is phenomenal bob yeah yeah and you you've built a massive

00:12:10.980 following on social media because in part because of it but what what was what was the disconnect

00:12:15.700 why did you not take any action steps when you got here i think there's like a there was fear 0.89

00:12:19.020 mixed with just didn't have like i was doing fucking bags all day like it wasn't like you 0.82

00:12:23.600 know really yeah you weren't optimized by any means i wasn't and it wasn't like motive i don't 0.76

00:12:27.460 know i just and then the way i kind of had i went home i was there for i ended up last two months

00:12:32.940 three years ago sleeping in the car i slept in the car for two months i had no money i was

00:12:36.160 caddy in a country club like broke um it's a comfortable kind of car i had a jeep wrangler

00:12:41.020 that a member gave me backs is you backseat or front seat probably not that comfortable it was

00:12:44.640 not comfortable but i mean actually you try and do one night sleeping in the car it's hard i did 0.80

00:12:49.600 fucking two months it's pretty impressive where was your where would you usually park i would park 0.69

00:12:53.300 in whatever a nice neighborhood was so i would drive around and the thing is when you sleep in 0.99

00:12:57.120 a car you can't sleep in because people are like walking their dogs like running around they don't

00:13:00.760 want to see something like crackhead or whatever so i drive around i'd look for a nice neighborhood

00:13:03.200 to park in i would park and then finally two months went by uh of doing that finally i'm like

00:13:08.300 i can't do this anymore i hit rock bottom went back home moved in with my parents at 28 years

00:13:11.460 old where's that uh boston oh no and then ended up uh going to some buddy's house two weeks after

00:13:17.580 being home and he's like you want to be in a music video he had like 9 000 followers on youtube 0.65

00:13:22.900 whatever they got i don't fucking know whatever so i just went there you saw like my fingernail 0.89

00:13:26.300 on the fucking thing 2 a.m i some guy takes out his phone i do my shtick it kind of went viral 0.99

00:13:32.280 And then from there, it fucking had, you know. 0.98

00:13:34.840 Yeah, I want to play a quick clip to get an idea of what Bob does. 0.97

00:13:38.620 If you don't know, at Bob Manoray on Instagram.

00:13:41.100 Check us out.

00:13:42.680 And up by four points.

00:13:44.740 Here is the serve.

00:13:46.140 Slapped, and the game begins up in the air.

00:13:48.580 And how about that?

00:13:49.220 You never see that before, Peter.

00:13:50.980 It's what takes every man down on planet Earth.

00:13:54.040 Right off the hoo-ha. 1.00

00:13:55.540 She uses her strengths to her advantage. 1.00

00:13:58.340 You see that move taking down so many men across America. 1.00

00:14:02.280 Well, she used it for this little game. 1.00

00:14:04.840 Right off the vagina, another point scored. 0.99

00:14:08.820 Yeah, so, yeah, I get the concept. 0.99

00:14:11.360 I just had the voice, and I'm like, I can go about it two ways. 0.96

00:14:13.840 I can go and fucking try and make $27,000 a year working my way up to fucking Joe Buck in the Super Bowl. 0.93

00:14:20.160 Or, no, in the day and age we live in now, I could create something that sports announcers want to say but can't. 0.97

00:14:25.380 Which I think would be pretty cool to have, like, an R-rated sports now.

00:14:27.440 Yeah, absolutely.

00:14:28.540 Absolutely.

00:14:29.100 That's the easier feeling.

00:14:30.020 It's hilarious.

00:14:30.760 And I'm trying.

00:14:31.300 I'm shooting for the stars.

00:14:32.280 but i've been kind of talking to the person i imagine danny mcbride kenny powers is the color

00:14:38.700 commentator and having that network i think it'd be pretty cool it'd be sick problem is the leagues 0.86

00:14:42.140 don't fucking with all the rights and shit it's so hard to do yeah um but yeah but you you've 0.94

00:14:46.620 managed to parlay this success actually recently and ironically this past weekend at big bear 0.99

00:14:51.540 i was watching the mcgregor fight and a fucking buffalo wild wings commercial came on i go yeah 0.98

00:14:57.860 I go, I'm like, is that fucking Bob Mennery? 0.99

00:15:00.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:15:00.860 Did you do the voice of Buffalo Wild Wings?

00:15:03.040 I do all the voice of Buffalo Wild Wings.

00:15:04.700 The one thing that scared him was the Ripper Magoos, though.

00:15:06.680 That was one thing they were like, we.

00:15:08.360 So you put it on a hat, the teacher. 1.00

00:15:09.680 So I said, fuck you. 1.00

00:15:10.820 I don't care. 1.00

00:15:11.860 I don't care.

00:15:12.680 But yeah, no, I do it.

00:15:13.460 And they make me roar at the end.

00:15:14.560 And it's awful.

00:15:15.760 And I hate it. 1.00

00:15:16.500 And I get trolled by every fucking troll. 1.00

00:15:18.640 They make you roar. 1.00

00:15:19.540 Yeah, they made me.

00:15:20.040 Well, I had to do it once.

00:15:20.900 So at the end of the commercial, it's like Buffalo Wild Wings.

00:15:24.000 Roar.

00:15:24.440 No, kids, can you do it, please?

00:15:25.720 I mean, I haven't done it, but let me try it.

00:15:28.320 Buffalo Wild Wings.

00:15:30.180 Roar!

00:15:31.020 That's it.

00:15:31.420 It's the most awkward thing.

00:15:32.640 It's not that bad.

00:15:33.220 But they had me do it. 0.99

00:15:35.120 I thought they were fucking with me. 0.99

00:15:36.640 You talk to the people. 0.99

00:15:38.220 You have them on the other end.

00:15:39.220 You know how VO works.

00:15:40.020 You go and you talk to the people.

00:15:41.160 They're not with you in the studio.

00:15:42.660 They're like, all right, Bob.

00:15:43.620 So we're going to have you do a couple different variations of roaring.

00:15:46.900 Can you do that?

00:15:47.380 Can you do that?

00:15:47.640 Can you do 15 roars in a row?

00:15:48.840 And I'm like, what?

00:15:50.040 What?

00:15:51.320 Also, you're saying roar.

00:15:52.760 Like when a lion roars, he doesn't say the English word roar, R-O-A-R. 1.00

00:15:56.920 He, he, I mean, fuck. 1.00

00:15:58.320 He goes, right, right. 1.00

00:16:01.480 See, that was way better.

00:16:02.860 That we should have put in there.

00:16:03.980 That sounded like.

00:16:04.700 That was kind of like me at Hyde.

00:16:05.760 I was going to say, it sounds like Manry puking in the bushes outside his Jeep Wrangler.

00:16:10.000 That was a good idea. 0.99

00:16:11.900 I'm going to lose this fucking B-dubs deal to Logan Paul and it's going to suck. 0.99

00:16:15.500 Oh, you don't know? 1.00

00:16:16.860 Yeah, you got a bigger. 1.00

00:16:18.040 King of fucking shit. 1.00

00:16:19.300 Brand killer. 1.00

00:16:19.880 They call him the brand killer.

00:16:20.980 Really?

00:16:21.300 No, I'm just kidding.

00:16:22.060 That's a lie.

00:16:22.360 Oh, that's all right. 1.00

00:16:23.000 I mean, I don't give a fuck. 0.99

00:16:23.940 I really don't at all. 0.98

00:16:24.760 No, we're actually doing

00:16:25.400 brand deals again, man.

00:16:26.460 Yeah.

00:16:26.720 Back in the game.

00:16:27.380 Yeah.

00:16:27.560 But so they made you roar.

00:16:29.180 That's sometimes

00:16:30.480 those voiceover things get awkward.

00:16:32.300 Yeah. 0.98

00:16:32.660 But it's easy as fuck though. 0.99

00:16:33.920 You go in like, 1.00

00:16:34.600 I do fucking 20, 1.00

00:16:36.220 15 to 20 hours a month. 1.00

00:16:37.880 Just go into a booth and do it.

00:16:39.180 And you bang out like 19 commercials.

00:16:40.700 How much are you getting paid

00:16:41.420 per commercial?

00:16:42.060 Can you say?

00:16:42.920 I can't say,

00:16:44.140 but it was,

00:16:45.200 they took a chance on me.

00:16:46.640 We were restructuring the deal now,

00:16:48.040 but they took out,

00:16:48.560 it took a chance on me early.

00:16:50.420 And so they got a good,

00:16:52.360 deal out of it and but it's getting a little juicier but you gotta build your worth up you

00:16:56.600 gotta start yeah of course yeah and it's good it was good because like it was hard because not a

00:16:59.660 lot of brands like they don't know what to do because we're so like vulgar and talking about

00:17:03.880 shit so you know but they took a chance and i think it's working out although you didn't say 0.93

00:17:08.120 exactly how much they pay you i know it's a lot of money because i know you're about to get to 0.98

00:17:12.060 we googled your net worth yes bob mennery net worth 86 million dollars this guy well this is

00:17:18.260 a thing. From being a professional

00:17:20.060 Instagram star. No, it's actually

00:17:21.960 any piece of merch you buy

00:17:24.220 off my site. The reason why the price is so high is because

00:17:26.000 it's Ripper Magoo's buried in each thing right

00:17:28.100 here. So I'm basically

00:17:29.860 one of the biggest drug dealers

00:17:32.160 on planet Earth. And I just hide it

00:17:34.080 with merch. But that number is not

00:17:35.960 true. I have no idea what that is. I wish

00:17:38.000 it was. But yeah, I heard you guys

00:17:40.040 talking about it the other day.

00:17:41.840 It's just, how does this

00:17:44.000 mistake get made?

00:17:45.840 Is it that guy?

00:17:47.480 That guy tells

00:17:48.580 celebstrendingnow.com

00:17:51.280 that your net worth is $86 million.

00:17:53.040 Yeah, that's not, I mean, it's not even close.

00:17:55.320 So... That was the only thing

00:17:56.880 we talked about the other day about you

00:17:58.500 was just the net worth, and we kind of moved on.

00:18:00.960 I think there was... No, no, no, no, no.

00:18:02.580 I think there was a mention of an ex-girlfriend

00:18:05.220 in there. There might have been a mention 0.81

00:18:06.760 of eating asshole. I don't know what that 0.99

00:18:08.960 was, but, you know... Nah.

00:18:11.120 You know what happens?

00:18:12.640 We have this editor that does CGI, and

00:18:14.700 I apologize for him. 0.98

00:18:16.380 As long as you don't have the video of me actually eating the asshole, I'm good. 0.94

00:18:18.900 As long as you guys didn't find that video, I'm fine. 0.98

00:18:21.480 Yeah, I mean, look, you articulated that there's some beef or something.

00:18:25.620 You know, I saw on your Instagram that you were, like, mad at us on the way over.

00:18:28.500 You wanted to talk about, like, what's good?

00:18:30.200 Well, I wanted to, but then I just got scared because you're both way bigger than me.

00:18:33.440 And I realized you got in the boxing ring, fought people.

00:18:35.680 I was coming in here ready to, you know, try and challenge you to the next fight.

00:18:38.800 But it's like, you're just, you guys are too.

00:18:40.760 I mean, based on my current record, there's a good chance you'd win.

00:18:43.040 Or draw. 0.99

00:18:43.880 By the way, I took so much shit for fucking because I was with Logan. 1.00

00:18:49.120 I'm like, you know what? 1.00

00:18:49.840 I'm like, you are going to beat the fuck out of this little pussy KSI. 1.00

00:18:53.440 Isn't that right, everybody? 1.00

00:18:54.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:55.180 And then obviously you end up losing the fight.

00:18:57.000 It was a close fight.

00:18:57.700 I think that he did beat.

00:19:00.160 I don't know.

00:19:00.740 It was close.

00:19:01.680 It was very, very close.

00:19:03.120 But what I want to know is, is this Antonio Brown thing?

00:19:07.800 Is this a real thing?

00:19:08.620 I want to talk about this.

00:19:09.640 I know it's your show.

00:19:10.940 Yeah.

00:19:11.700 Yeah.

00:19:12.060 So check it out.

00:19:13.480 the first offer was sent to him i think i think last week yeah and he said it was too low 0.87

00:19:18.540 and by the way of course he did yeah but it's a healthy fucking especially considering where 0.86

00:19:23.020 he's at in his life it's a healthy fucking offer the man could really use it he's been 0.97

00:19:25.800 dropped by his agent his lawyer he's uh the patriots yeah the patriots obviously the raiders 0.97

00:19:30.980 um his baby or the police station that he made a donation to like returned his donation the

00:19:37.220 man's struggling yeah yeah another offer was sent today today yeah and um i wonder what his answer 0.76

00:19:43.340 will be i mean who i mean who fucking knows also like i would love i would love for that fight to 0.61

00:19:48.640 happen but if it's not him it's going to be someone else he's got to do it he's going off 0.80

00:19:51.940 the rails basically it's a perfect thing for him you know and he actually he unfollowed me

00:19:56.600 recently shut up right yeah so we had a little like uh you know we went back and forth a couple 0.95

00:20:01.380 times he was watching my shit and i'm a big patriots fan so when the patriots lost he posted 0.98

00:20:06.180 a picture on instagram that was basically him hugging whatever and being like yeah you guys 0.98

00:20:12.320 should have kept me or something like that and then fucking ended up uh i just wrote aggressive 1.00

00:20:18.000 and then uh he unfollowed and then it was just the unfollow so petty he's a petty little bitch 0.99

00:20:23.800 dude he is petty as fuck you know you know i always have your back i have nothing bad to say 0.99

00:20:27.720 about antonio brown but you know uh nothing if you guys end up finding one thing you could come 0.99

00:20:32.140 up with uh i mean this dude makes me look like a saint you don't have to say anything but i'm

00:20:36.080 I'm saying, like, in my research of, like, who he really is beyond just the player on the field,

00:20:43.620 legitimately makes me look like a saint. 1.00

00:20:46.600 This dude has done some fucked up shit in his life. 1.00

00:20:50.080 Dude, the cops returned his donation and cut ties with him. 1.00

00:20:53.500 Did the rape thing clear?

00:20:55.140 No, no.

00:20:56.400 So that's just, it's pending right now. 0.99

00:20:59.060 He's just doing all, he's throwing bags of dicks, bro. 1.00

00:21:01.460 I think he sent you a dick in the mail. 1.00

00:21:03.200 That he ordered to his house. 1.00

00:21:04.820 Like he's the one getting dicks sent to his house twice now, twice now. 0.98

00:21:08.240 And I'm supposed to be the one being laughed at, bro. 1.00

00:21:10.140 You ordered dicks, penises to your house and then tag the company. 1.00

00:21:13.240 Like, are you doing brand deals with these dick companies? 1.00

00:21:15.720 I don't fucking know. 0.99

00:21:16.500 He's kind of, he's kind of, he's kind of falling off a little bit. 0.99

00:21:18.720 He's losing his mind.

00:21:19.780 He needs help.

00:21:20.420 Hey Antonio, I'm here to save you.

00:21:22.840 Please.

00:21:23.640 I can be your mother Teresa.

00:21:25.040 Let me help you. 1.00

00:21:25.860 I can't wait to see the shit talking. 0.99

00:21:27.500 That'll be coming from your corner with all this stuff that you can go after him for. 1.00

00:21:30.520 Bro, you have no fucking idea. 0.93

00:21:32.300 That's going to be material for day. 1.00

00:21:33.680 when it comes to shit talking and trolling people 0.99

00:21:37.120 and just making fun of people on the internet dude 1.00

00:21:38.980 when I sink my teeth in

00:21:40.920 and really go dive in

00:21:42.340 we already have a lot

00:21:45.800 planned

00:21:46.380 I have a backup fight too

00:21:49.720 that I mentioned in text the other day

00:21:51.440 somebody that just loves 0.69

00:21:53.660 to fight dude

00:21:54.600 he loves to fight and he's huge right now

00:21:57.180 a rapper by the name of DaBaby 0.89

00:21:58.640 he fucks up everybody 0.92

00:22:01.660 all he ever has on his 0.94

00:22:02.840 Snapchat and his Instagram stories is him getting in fights 1.00

00:22:05.640 with people that fuck with him. It beats the shit 1.00

00:22:07.500 out of him. No way. But some people say 0.99

00:22:09.440 it's like a security team and shit like that but 0.98

00:22:11.080 I do know that he loves to throw hands 0.94

00:22:13.160 and by the way, Logan Paul

00:22:15.160 versus the baby is

00:22:16.640 900 to 5

00:22:19.400 billion times bigger than Logan Paul

00:22:21.280 AB. 1000%. The baby

00:22:23.380 is like the biggest fucking thing in 1.00

00:22:25.120 rap and culture right now. Everybody's watching his moves 0.99

00:22:27.200 and shit. He's 40 pounds lighter and 6 0.99

00:22:29.300 pounds shorter. I bet here's what he would say.

00:22:31.240 40 pounds lighter

00:22:32.720 6 inch whatever it is 1.00

00:22:34.720 I'll fuck you up white boy 1.00

00:22:36.220 40 pounds lighter is 6 inches shorter 1.00

00:22:38.840 what about Kevin Hart

00:22:41.100 Kevin Hart I think

00:22:41.940 Kevin Hart ended up fighting

00:22:45.780 we had Antonio S. Vandiari on our podcast

00:22:47.980 I saw that

00:22:48.900 35 to 1 he gave him

00:22:50.940 35 to 1 odds

00:22:52.120 they had 6 months to train

00:22:54.040 I don't know what they put up

00:22:55.520 I think Kevin put up 10 grand

00:22:56.640 and if Antonio beat him he paid him 300 grand

00:22:58.760 it was like a private boxing thing

00:22:59.920 ended up training

00:23:01.120 your dude won

00:23:02.700 Esfandiari

00:23:03.960 beat him 1.00

00:23:04.580 for fucking 1.00

00:23:05.080 300 grand 1.00

00:23:05.700 so

00:23:06.460 Kevin Hart

00:23:07.240 might be an option

00:23:07.900 that's the same amount

00:23:09.000 you bet on yourself

00:23:10.160 maybe

00:23:10.480 that's the same amount

00:23:11.680 you bet on yourself

00:23:12.440 I didn't bet on myself

00:23:13.300 that's illegal

00:23:13.780 I did by the way

00:23:14.700 I did put a bet on you

00:23:15.660 I'm not much

00:23:15.980 how much money

00:23:16.380 I think I put like

00:23:17.920 a significant amount on you

00:23:19.100 do it for the Antonio Brown fight

00:23:20.780 that

00:23:21.700 the whole KSI fight man

00:23:23.260 was just not my night

00:23:24.360 it was the one

00:23:24.760 it was one night in my life

00:23:25.640 where I felt like

00:23:26.140 my life was a movie

00:23:26.900 and I was just watching it go by

00:23:28.380 and I couldn't do anything about it

00:23:29.320 I know 0.98

00:23:29.500 That must have been the coolest fucking thing ever. 0.99

00:23:31.780 Like to just be able to walk out Staples Center. 0.99

00:23:33.640 That's when you're like, I fucking made it. 0.96

00:23:35.520 Yeah, it was crazy. 0.99

00:23:36.720 You know what was crazier?

00:23:37.660 We went there a month later for a Kane Brown concert.

00:23:40.600 Yeah.

00:23:41.120 And seeing the, like, now I'm looking at the vast number of people in the crowds

00:23:47.460 and how big it is.

00:23:48.500 And I was like, yo, I was the thing here.

00:23:50.880 Just a month earlier, I was the thing that people paid money to see

00:23:53.780 fighting right there in the center.

00:23:55.660 Right.

00:23:56.140 So crazy.

00:23:57.000 so crazy

00:23:57.780 especially because

00:23:58.480 I haven't really

00:23:59.340 done it before

00:24:00.000 it's my second fight

00:24:00.840 there was no amateurs

00:24:02.040 no really like build up

00:24:03.420 I've never like

00:24:03.880 performed in that capacity

00:24:05.460 so it was yeah

00:24:05.960 it was nuts dude 0.99

00:24:06.700 it was fucking sick 0.99

00:24:07.600 and you got actually 1.00

00:24:08.240 a better reaction

00:24:08.900 when you came out

00:24:09.840 like it was a lot louder

00:24:11.000 when you came out

00:24:11.580 I mean I would hope so

00:24:12.080 I was surprised

00:24:16.520 with how many KSI fans

00:24:17.700 were there

00:24:18.020 I was also surprised

00:24:19.140 when I fought in Manchester

00:24:20.100 how many LP fans

00:24:21.220 were there

00:24:21.520 like they showed up

00:24:22.740 in both sides

00:24:24.060 I was going to say

00:24:25.680 I really 0.96

00:24:26.460 I respected the shit out of you for telling KSI on your podcast that I was gonna you thought I was 0.84

00:24:33.880 gonna beat the shit out of him I had to deal with why did you say let me tell you what the fallout 0.97

00:24:39.720 of that was so you lose all of a sudden I'm just checking my Instagram and it's like blowing up 1.00

00:24:46.340 more than ever I'm like what the fuck's going on I have every 11 year old 12 year old and fucking 1.00

00:24:50.480 planet earth telling me I'm a fucking idiot you're a piece of shit did you get any clown emojis by 1.00

00:24:55.160 any chance i hate he's i can't that's when you hurt somebody when somebody that's the that gets 1.00

00:25:00.280 me when somebody talks a lot emoji that fucking bothers me i don't know what it is that fucking 1.00

00:25:05.100 little fucking face fucks me up you know you can set certain things so that they don't show up in 1.00

00:25:09.980 your comments yeah i have oh yeah yeah do the filter things mine's like cum cock dicks yeah 1.00

00:25:14.200 i've already wrote you banned all that but kept why cum why cum i don't i mean i don't know i don't 0.99

00:25:18.640 know i just are you anti-cum anti-cum it depends a lot of variables to that question but uh no i'm 0.60

00:25:24.860 not anti-com when's last time you got a good tuggy uh why do i feel like you have why do i feel like

00:25:30.140 you have inside information on this i uh last time i got a good tuggy was last night actually baby 0.97

00:25:36.800 last night with no hour sleep i was like a fucking zombie from the walking dead getting 0.98

00:25:41.760 fucking whacked off just a tuggy just a fucking tug yeah because i didn't have the effort i hadn't 1.00

00:25:46.120 slapped i was like yeah he's a fucking jerk me off was she a wavy arm inflatable arm man too 1.00

00:25:51.540 Like, was she forgot? 1.00

00:25:52.220 She lost use of her mouth cavity?

00:25:54.500 I mean, she was drunk.

00:25:56.180 I mean, well, definitely.

00:25:56.880 Well, she consented, by the way.

00:25:59.760 She consented.

00:26:00.660 I don't want to get in trouble here.

00:26:01.660 But yeah, no, it was a good hand job.

00:26:04.660 Can I just hold on?

00:26:05.380 Well, hold on, no.

00:26:05.980 Yeah, go ahead.

00:26:06.720 Well, one of us is going to hold on.

00:26:08.380 I'll do it.

00:26:09.360 Oh, I was just going to say, I can't imagine that there's a place at a time when someone

00:26:12.960 doesn't consent to a hand job.

00:26:14.820 But is that wrong? 0.97

00:26:15.480 Oh, my God, the girl's here.

00:26:16.240 Time out, time out. 1.00

00:26:16.920 The girl's here that gave me the hand job. 1.00

00:26:17.880 I swear to God. 1.00

00:26:18.360 She just walked in.

00:26:19.320 But don't show her anything. 1.00

00:26:20.180 what the fuck 1.00

00:26:21.480 you can't 1.00

00:26:21.960 time out

00:26:22.260 time out

00:26:22.580 time out

00:26:22.960 Aaron

00:26:23.500 did you set this up

00:26:24.860 why is she here

00:26:25.780 we can't mention names

00:26:27.180 we can't

00:26:27.920 we won't

00:26:28.820 we know who it is

00:26:29.580 we've been watching her 1.00

00:26:30.240 shit 1.00

00:26:30.840 but wait 1.00

00:26:31.420 my last thing

00:26:32.740 my last thing

00:26:33.160 my last thing 0.94

00:26:33.580 I am gonna get murdered 0.87

00:26:34.880 that's what I'm saying 0.99

00:26:35.480 I do not remember

00:26:36.880 this is coming from someone

00:26:37.780 who can really appreciate

00:26:38.900 a good H.J.

00:26:39.880 I can't remember

00:26:40.580 the last time

00:26:40.960 I just got a full on H.J.

00:26:42.400 yeah

00:26:42.700 we gotta stop 1.00

00:26:43.580 she's right there 1.00

00:26:44.300 yeah

00:26:44.680 so as we were saying

00:26:46.500 current you know

00:26:47.580 issues with the White House

00:26:48.760 yeah totally

00:26:49.680 Why did that happen?

00:26:52.180 No, we're going out after.

00:26:53.580 Where are you going?

00:26:55.220 I'm probably going to dinner.

00:26:56.060 I'm going to Craig's tonight for dinner.

00:26:57.960 Are you doing the scene in L.A.?

00:27:01.080 Like, you party life.

00:27:02.060 Like, Craig's is the scene.

00:27:03.440 I don't do it.

00:27:03.940 I don't actually go out that much anymore. 0.98

00:27:05.600 Like I said, you know what I like is Delilah.

00:27:07.400 Delilah's a place that's cool. 0.98

00:27:08.600 Because I like a place, like I said, you can fucking go in. 0.98

00:27:11.160 You can talk to somebody. 0.98

00:27:13.200 You meet Zach Bia yet?

00:27:14.660 No.

00:27:15.060 He's the guy to know.

00:27:16.260 He's the guy to know.

00:27:16.760 You got to know Zach Bia, dude.

00:27:17.800 Okay, cool.

00:27:18.180 If you want to get into Delilah on the right nights.

00:27:21.420 Because I just don't see how guys, I mean, I just don't have the game,

00:27:23.960 but I don't see how guys get laid at clubs.

00:27:26.200 Also, I don't understand.

00:27:28.440 I kind of have a cheat code because the clout thing,

00:27:30.660 I don't really have to say much.

00:27:31.940 That's it.

00:27:32.160 Yeah, you're good. 0.99

00:27:33.860 You can just walk up and fucking do whatever you want. 0.99

00:27:35.340 The guys with clout or the guys that are buying the bottles. 0.99

00:27:37.960 Those two people.

00:27:38.920 But by the way, in LA, it's like, yeah,

00:27:41.260 do you know the last time I went into a club and like tried to spit game at a girl? 0.81

00:27:45.580 I'm leaving the club with girls because they've either seen the show, 0.99

00:27:47.540 they've seen one of the shows. 0.99

00:27:48.620 They know some,

00:27:49.560 like,

00:27:49.760 you know what I'm saying?

00:27:50.260 There's no,

00:27:51.200 you don't go spit game at the clubs in LA.

00:27:53.380 You just show up. 1.00

00:27:54.180 You're fucking Bob Mennery. 1.00

00:27:55.340 Right. 1.00

00:27:55.600 That's why you're walking out with six girls for a fucking huge orgy. 1.00

00:27:58.400 It doesn't work. 1.00

00:28:00.000 It doesn't work.

00:28:01.240 That doesn't happen.

00:28:02.040 Well,

00:28:02.400 then you need to come out with us.

00:28:03.540 I know. 0.98

00:28:03.920 That's what I'm trying to fucking work my way. 0.97

00:28:05.340 I'm trying to work my way into the circle. 0.98

00:28:06.960 You know,

00:28:07.420 that's what I'm trying to do.

00:28:08.240 You know,

00:28:08.480 who's hella cute.

00:28:09.560 Who's that?

00:28:10.520 Your co-host on your podcast, 0.99

00:28:12.280 Lauren, 1.00

00:28:12.780 but I saw you creeping on her. 0.94

00:28:14.480 Oh,

00:28:14.680 easy. 0.99

00:28:17.540 on her not in a weird way but it's during the podcast well because she's she was so pretty and

00:28:21.960 i was like i was like yo you're so pretty and it was two days before my fight so i couldn't i wasn't

00:28:26.480 really supposed to be like even like breathing around women i was supposed to be like way 1.00

00:28:30.820 removed yeah from any uh tempting situation she was really cute well she's and she's very single 0.99

00:28:36.660 and she's uh was a former uh soccer right bronze bronze medal uh close bronze medal soccer player

00:28:44.780 in canada that's what about that i like the degenerate alcoholic guy tim yeah yeah tim's 0.79

00:28:49.300 a fucking blast well that's why you texted me after you were like yo what's up what was your 0.84

00:28:52.720 co-host uh name i was like tim is like no he went no not tim then he didn't shortly thereafter 0.99

00:29:00.840 didn't tim get so drunk he went on a tirade on one show we had him we had ryan lochte on oh that's 0.86

00:29:06.200 right and he had that fucking whole thing in brazil right it happened and so he's coming to 0.95

00:29:09.720 podcast his agents or whatever he's calling me i'm dealing with this fucking guy he's actually a good 0.99

00:29:12.460 guy but uh telling me oh you can't talk about brazil and all this i'm like what the fuck are 0.98

00:29:16.440 we going to talk about him taking tim taking laps around the swimming pool i'm like no i'm like we 0.75

00:29:20.400 had to talk about it but i'm like everything's going to be run very professional i promise you

00:29:24.060 that when you come on our set can you even say that with a straight face no but i was on the

00:29:27.800 phone thank god i'm like smiling laughing as i'm telling him this and then uh the worst thing is 0.84

00:29:32.460 we had to do that episode on sunday and timmy gets fucking gone on sunday and when he takes 0.84

00:29:36.820 sunday game day sunday game sunday god's day so i ended up i ended up uh 5 p.m comes around we 0.92

00:29:43.600 have to go to the studio timmy is blasted i called kevin connelly who produces our podcast

00:29:47.000 i'm like uh timmy's not doing good hopefully just get everybody out of there let's get in and out 0.96

00:29:52.020 we show up fucking right away spider-man's there toby mcguire uh toby mcguire's sitting there 0.98

00:29:57.000 timmy's going up to him ask him if he uses his spidey senses to play poker like just fucking 0.94

00:30:01.180 the worst it was the worst day of all time but we got we got away with it so what was the the 0.88

00:30:06.360 rant he went on dude he was out he goes he goes he goes the are you going to win the golden bombers

00:30:14.380 he is in ryan is the nicest guy on planet earth and he's because we don't like there's no scripting 0.90

00:30:19.620 this shit like it was just especially with tim and uh it was just very uncomfortable we had to 0.98

00:30:23.740 kick him in and out of the room and then there was a rumor that ryan fucked his ex-girlfriend 1.00

00:30:27.380 which was weird too and then who's his ex-girlfriend uh i don't know but it was a girl that i think 0.99

00:30:33.960 that ryan denies hooking up with and we told timmy not to fucking say anything to him but you can't 0.99

00:30:40.340 talk to a hammered guy and timmy goes right up to him like right away he's like so you fucked my 0.99

00:30:44.120 girl huh i'm like oh my god this is a disaster well i'd imagine locked he's just swimming in 1.00

00:30:49.400 pussy and water he is uh definitely uh swimming in pussy yeah you ever see any of his old 0.99

00:30:53.960 interviews back in the day i watched a newspaper uh reporter asking one time what he has as 1.00

00:30:57.640 as the background of his phone he said rocks no that's that's what they claim is inside of his 0.99

00:31:02.680 fucking head i was gonna say is he is he a dumbass i think that it's hard i mean he's a nice guy i 0.99

00:31:10.980 think he's just not uh he's a swimmer you know i like that you're getting really good at not 1.00

00:31:15.060 answering questions he's a swimmer he is fucking on the spectrum a hundred percent 0.81

00:31:20.840 he said in his past time he likes to go to the market yeah like those are his answers and by 0.95

00:31:26.780 the way great swimmer and also as you said really nice guy and so you can there's a lot of smart 1.00

00:31:31.100 people out there who are fucking assholes would you rather be would you rather have your head 1.00

00:31:34.080 filled with rocks and be a nice guy or be an asshole that's really smart hopefully a fine 1.00

00:31:39.720 middle ground but i would choose obviously rocks in a nice guys i think that's the right answer 0.99

00:31:44.560 i would rather do ignorance ignorance is truly bliss i just don't know if ignorance is the way 0.92

00:31:50.260 to be speaking of bliss you watch porn oh yeah uh i i do yeah you got any favorites 0.70

00:31:55.700 no i'm usually just ad with it i'll just pick the first one i see that shows up you take what 0.89

00:32:01.960 but then i'll kind of start going and then like i'll get bored and then i'll switch to another

00:32:06.560 one i'll jump first one that it serves is a dangerous game yeah because i mean porn hub 0.98

00:32:09.980 will send you some fucked up shit on that timeline occasionally like 73 year old milf gets 0.98

00:32:14.400 i'm not even going to say the rest of it yeah what's your what's your go-to i don't really 0.99

00:32:19.800 watch it as much like howard's i don't really watch it as much as i like to immerse into the

00:32:23.480 culture i like to spend time with the people i'm not a i'm not a big consumer like i'll be at the

00:32:27.940 vixen party tonight actually you know what he's supposed to come with me but i'm more than happy

00:32:31.500 to trade my do you have plans tonight i got no plans no i mean i was gonna go to cry he's a good

00:32:35.580 friend of mine but in all honesty bro i think you'd be a better guest what is the vixen party

00:32:38.920 what is it it's it's it's legit it's like oh what is it like a porn it has something to do with

00:32:43.800 porn it's the biggest entity in the world hosted by riley reed and all of the biggest i already

00:32:48.740 canceled my dinner reservations amazing i mean can y'all put in a good word uh adriana chechik

00:32:54.880 for me i got you i got it tonight just be like yo logan says what's up are you guys doing the

00:32:58.800 super bowl this year by the way yeah we'll be in miami in miami are you gonna be there i'm gonna

00:33:02.920 be there yeah my brother's fighting on thursday before you should come where is uh it's invade

00:33:07.540 it's in miami that's awesome yeah that's sick is he gonna win yeah yeah is he a favorite yes

00:33:13.100 I mean

00:33:14.060 but so was I

00:33:14.600 I already bet 0.99

00:33:15.120 one fucking Paul 0.99

00:33:15.860 I'm gonna throw 1.00

00:33:18.220 50k on Jake

00:33:19.080 having to go

00:33:19.720 and give

00:33:20.100 10,000 dollars

00:33:20.940 cash to the bookie

00:33:21.820 and be like

00:33:22.300 thanks Logan

00:33:22.960 dude

00:33:25.000 I actually

00:33:25.720 I'm not gonna lie

00:33:26.620 the worst part

00:33:27.800 about losing

00:33:28.260 actually

00:33:28.660 this might be

00:33:29.440 the only

00:33:30.080 bad thing

00:33:31.280 about losing

00:33:31.680 is knowing

00:33:32.100 I let down

00:33:32.600 people who

00:33:33.160 bet their

00:33:34.020 hard earned

00:33:34.540 money on me

00:33:35.100 that eats me away

00:33:36.440 everything else

00:33:37.220 I can handle

00:33:37.720 I got it back

00:33:38.540 Drake

00:33:39.000 I don't think

00:33:40.280 what was the

00:33:41.140 biggest bet

00:33:42.080 that you know of

00:33:42.920 You don't have to say names, but it was placed on you.

00:33:44.280 It's that one, yeah.

00:33:45.820 $240,000.

00:33:47.020 Oh, boy.

00:33:47.680 That's one you got to worry about.

00:33:49.660 Mine was, I didn't even have to pay a bookie.

00:33:51.520 I had to pay Keemstar. 0.98

00:33:52.800 Way fucking worse, bro. 0.98

00:33:54.160 What is Keemstar? 0.99

00:33:54.520 Yeah, we won't get into it.

00:33:55.480 What is Keemstar? 1.00

00:33:56.160 It's like when you take a shit. 1.00

00:33:58.700 Okay. 0.99

00:34:00.420 Nice.

00:34:00.760 I got a lot to go off of there.

00:34:01.820 Nice.

00:34:03.020 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:04.900 He's the one person you don't want to have to fucking pay when you lose a bet. 0.99

00:34:07.800 Let's just put it that way. 0.99

00:34:08.480 Well, that world is exploding. 1.00

00:34:09.780 Sports gambling world is fucking nuts. 0.81

00:34:10.940 You ever done any sports gambling gigs? 0.99

00:34:12.920 uh i mean yeah like well points bet is one of the people that sponsors are you are you are you

00:34:17.220 trying to do more uh vo stuff traditional vo stuff are you blacklisted in any way yeah with

00:34:24.940 what just like uh sports commentating uh more commercials yeah i mean i think that i think that 0.74

00:34:31.260 well i have not gotten any really offers from anybody else that's that's that's fucking insane

00:34:35.580 that's insane to me because people are a little scared they never know when bob's gonna get 0.98

00:34:38.620 fucked up off some ripper magoos and drop a clip at 3 a.m about hookers and blow they just don't 0.98

00:34:42.500 want to chance it but that's what makes you who you are though too you know what i'm saying it's 0.99

00:34:45.840 such a fine line because i i walk it myself you never know when i'm gonna fall off into a world 0.99

00:34:50.640 of fucking degenerate you just gotta triple down on what got you here and then fucking that's it 0.99

00:34:54.420 hopefully it works out if not fuck it back to the car do you do any like uh anything positive 1.00

00:34:59.340 to give the kids any tips or any of that kind of shit with what i try to i try to balance my 1.00

00:35:08.600 my porn with my with my like yo here's how to get out of a bad place in life type shit no not 0.87

00:35:13.400 really no i don't try to help anybody really really bro i'm telling you authenticity is key 1.00

00:35:19.200 so if you just like live in that space you're chilling no one cares but those motherfuckers 0.97

00:35:23.260 if you're talking about brand deals and shit like that they're all paying because there is a sports 1.00

00:35:26.640 betting is legalized in four states right now and it's about to explode like i mean fucking 0.97

00:35:30.960 and then the play is this if you can find a way to partner up with like draft kings or 0.97

00:35:35.320 fan duel or mgm bet comes out that new app whatever it is and then finding a way to not

00:35:39.920 just get like say 200 per referral bring 10 000 users there right but getting 25 of player losses

00:35:44.620 on the back end imagine how big that is and they're doing those deals do you follow sports

00:35:49.860 religiously no not at all i mean i i truthfully i don't like we i what i do is like i'll do my 0.51

00:35:54.720 clips i'll have what in the fuck that was my phone well i'll do these clips and i'll just like if i 0.89

00:35:59.620 don't know a player i'll just say look them up on google and then fucking just add them in and 0.94

00:36:02.760 do my shit i don't know but how do you find the clips it's all isn't it all like sports stuff so 0.94

00:36:06.640 i'll just immediately anytime espn the nfl or anything post something i just steal it 0.99

00:36:11.040 whatever's trying to and you used to do a lot more with golf but now you're you're effed on

00:36:16.080 the golf i'm coming back with golf though yeah pgi pj actually black barred you balled you from 0.99

00:36:21.940 fucking wait what posting pga shit yeah what well they didn't like be talking about their 0.99

00:36:26.840 fucking main guys ripping bags and like whatever but i'm like hey you're trying to make the game 1.00

00:36:30.980 more fun and skew younger you might as well fucking you know have an alternative kind of 0.99

00:36:36.220 way to interpret the game of golf you used to pick on dustin a lot but there was also daily 0.97

00:36:40.480 you had a bunch of different guys you would go i mean it wasn't just dustin johnson was it 0.51

00:36:44.880 dustin was the main one daily was the other one i fucked with danny daily about which is not true 0.94

00:36:49.460 i don't think but banging trannies was i remember that one but i did i had a confrontation with 0.88

00:36:54.120 dustin johnson you did so i was in uh i was in vegas and brooks kepka and paulina and dustin 0.98

00:37:02.800 were at a club and dustin is the wife yeah the wife of dj dj fucking hates me like hates me at 0.90

00:37:08.860 this point because i'm just bashing him like in everything and like he'd post a picture of like 0.98

00:37:12.500 a fist pump like winning a tournament every comment wouldn't be like great job dustin it

00:37:17.140 would just be like blow blow blow blow blow river magoos blow so that got a little tiring for him

00:37:23.320 so i i get a call from kepka on facetime he's like yo uh come in here somebody wants to meet 0.97

00:37:29.400 you and he was just fucking me obviously so i go inside the club i walk in i'm like oh god it was 0.94

00:37:33.960 fucking dustin johnson standing right there i walk in and then finally i tap brooks i'm like i'm not 0.99

00:37:38.840 doing this i don't want to fucking meet dustin johnson like i'm out of here so i walked away 0.99

00:37:42.000 go down the escalator and all of a sudden my fate my phone rings and it's a facetime 0.99

00:37:45.760 and uh it it was uh i think it was dustin's face on the facetime be like hey get the fuck back here 0.85

00:37:53.160 like just sloppy so i'm like all right whatever so i go back i go inside the club go up to him 0.99

00:37:58.120 like hey what's up brother he's like listen i think your shit is funny as fuck but you make 0.99

00:38:03.100 one more video about me i will personally fucking kill you and he was the number one player of the 0.99

00:38:10.020 world at the time and i was just like all right deal like you know i won't so i have not made 0.99

00:38:15.640 yeah i've not made it it wasn't me being a pussy it was just like because he dropped no he dropped 0.98

00:38:20.300 He dropped the kids line 0.99

00:38:22.300 I have kids 1.00

00:38:23.900 And it's like fuck 1.00

00:38:25.580 He's got kids 1.00

00:38:27.880 Would you say you got shook down

00:38:29.180 He didn't take your wallet right

00:38:31.380 He didn't take my wallet

00:38:32.320 I did leave there with my tail and my legs

00:38:35.040 Yeah that's Dustin Johnson

00:38:35.960 This dude's kind of like the celeb of the sport

00:38:40.200 See the bags under his eyes

00:38:42.560 You see the way

00:38:43.240 He's had a rough life

00:38:45.100 Pauline and his wife is a very attractive girl

00:38:48.140 So the kids

00:38:50.140 I mean, you say you don't do things for people,

00:38:51.680 but you did something nice for Dustin.

00:38:53.840 Exactly, I did.

00:38:54.340 Yeah, I backed off of him.

00:38:55.560 And also, I didn't want to get sued by Taylor, man.

00:38:58.220 Oh, were they threatening?

00:38:59.400 Yeah, they were.

00:39:00.180 By the way, they make great equipment.

00:39:01.860 Did you play? 0.99

00:39:02.340 I was getting letters every fucking day. 0.99

00:39:03.660 Yeah, I play, yeah. 0.98

00:39:04.420 You've been playing out here at all?

00:39:05.720 I've been playing.

00:39:06.260 I like to set up games.

00:39:07.180 Like, I played Steph Curry in a matchup.

00:39:11.460 Oh, I saw that.

00:39:12.100 So me and Steph played, and we made a bet that if I beat him,

00:39:15.400 he has to drop my name six times throughout the course of the year

00:39:18.340 in an NBA interview.

00:39:18.940 You won, didn't you?

00:39:20.380 No, I lost on 18 by one. 0.99

00:39:22.020 And if he had won, I had to fucking wear his jersey 0.98

00:39:24.800 for 30 straight days and not take it off. 0.99

00:39:26.960 And my guys will attest, like, I didn't fucking take that thing off. 0.97

00:39:29.600 Who won? 0.98

00:39:30.260 He beat me on 18 by one.

00:39:31.700 So, like, if I had beaten him, he would have been, like,

00:39:34.820 you know, like, a tough game today, obviously.

00:39:36.360 You know, me and Clay didn't get along too well.

00:39:37.680 Bob Manor, he's the man.

00:39:39.540 He had to do that six times.

00:39:41.960 Oh, my God.

00:39:42.440 So, like, but I ended up losing.

00:39:45.160 And for the first, like, five days, like, wearing the jersey,

00:39:47.700 i was just like felt that was the man because people were like oh your gold state warriors

00:39:51.020 fan man like how's the season looking this year i'm like no actually i just played steph curry

00:39:54.460 lost but then day 15 came around i was like suicidal i couldn't get in anywhere i like i 0.85

00:40:01.060 had meetings at these fucking places like this restaurant with like uh these fox guys and i try 0.91

00:40:06.200 to go in they're like you can't come in here with that i'm like i can't take it off choice we had to 0.99

00:40:10.660 go to like mcdonald's and have a fucking meeting wow respect for actually following through though 0.84

00:40:14.300 because, like, Steph wouldn't have known if you didn't do it. 0.98

00:40:16.660 Yeah, but I made a...

00:40:17.340 When you have a guy like that, you have access to him,

00:40:19.400 you got to make it a big deal,

00:40:20.400 and then if I don't follow through it, 1.00

00:40:21.640 I turn into a fucking fraud. 0.99

00:40:23.560 I mean, you would probably raise a standby word from Beantown, yeah? 1.00

00:40:26.940 Yeah, yeah.

00:40:27.640 So, but it was... 0.99

00:40:28.700 I still get the jersey, and it was fucking disgusting. 0.99

00:40:31.900 I've never... 0.99

00:40:32.300 I didn't wash it.

00:40:33.640 The whole 30 days, not one wash?

00:40:35.400 30 days, not one wash.

00:40:36.660 Seems...

00:40:37.420 I took it off at bed.

00:40:38.400 I took it off to go to bed,

00:40:41.040 but any...

00:40:41.720 First of all, anytime I was in public, I had to wear it.

00:40:43.880 anytime well because that people can take pictures you're not wearing it too exactly that's tricky

00:40:48.860 that's way tricky yeah and that's half the reason i think my girlfriend broke up with me too is that

00:40:53.340 as well in my school which is another thing by the way i heard you guys hit me below you guys

00:40:57.800 are bringing up katie carty pictures on here this was a big i love a little bit thing what

00:41:03.180 are you talking about like could you just roll the tape from an episode ago we edit this podcast 0.53

00:41:07.260 no one's rolling shit uh yeah no he brought it up he told he told me he told me about it 0.99

00:41:13.200 fuck with you i don't give two shits that's the first time i i heard about you uh he told me he 1.00

00:41:17.140 i've been following bob menory for a long before bob menory was fucking in like doing this shit 1.00

00:41:21.780 you know i'm saying before he had the nilk boys on no i mean you were bigger but i think you had 0.98

00:41:25.520 probably nine eight nine hundred thousand yeah and i was like yo this dude's voice is hilarious 0.94

00:41:29.100 but he's got great jokes and he taught and by the way i don't follow enough sports shit as as much 0.67

00:41:33.760 as i should you give me what i need to know you know what i'm saying like when when girls are 1.00

00:41:37.480 playing that slam into the neck game with their vagina i need to fucking know that you have to 1.00

00:41:40.800 you know but no but i but then i remember that you you had this kind of uh lull i was the biggest 1.00

00:41:49.060 pussy on planet earth well hold on a second yeah you were in love yeah yeah i think i was in love 1.00

00:41:54.660 with a girl but i was a fucking pussy i was putting up like poems and shit like it would 1.00

00:41:58.200 go from like wait are you serious it would go from like 30 yard touchdown passes and like me 1.00

00:42:02.220 doing commentating to my next post would be like love is a funny thing yeah i'm like what the fuck 0.69

00:42:06.640 am i doing why'd you do that bob yeah i just thought i could get her back that way and then 0.95

00:42:09.860 just backfired she was like you're fucking weird and i was like all right i'm just i'm out of this 0.97

00:42:13.340 shit you and you was that the toughest time you and peter ever went through would you say that 1.00

00:42:17.900 was a tough one yeah that was like a fetal position crying for two months straight but 0.99

00:42:21.300 not that bad yeah but you know breakups are rough they are breakups they're the worst actually the

00:42:27.560 rough is an understatement breakups yeah yeah i remember the especially especially publicly 1.00

00:42:33.020 i remember the comments during during the time yeah they were just like get your fucking shit 1.00

00:42:38.580 together you fucking pussy the funny thing is i had so many people it felt so good too i had 1.00

00:42:42.780 so many people reach out be like dude you're gonna get through this you can get through this 1.00

00:42:46.560 i've been there before and i'd like look at the kid's profile he was like nine like what the fuck 0.93

00:42:51.540 am i i'm like taking advice from this fucking nine-year-old i'm having like he's like some 0.97

00:42:55.640 girl stole my juice box one day jesus that is the funny thing too is like you when you get because 0.98

00:43:00.660 you you got to get trolled all the time right uh in person or online like online right you gotta

00:43:04.600 get trolled everybody does right no not really wait well what's the question does he have like

00:43:08.160 a troll i used to severely yeah but like now it's like i'm pretty smooth sailing i'm not gonna lie

00:43:13.760 they're high here in the maverick house you're good yeah i see you're lucky yeah i when the 0.98

00:43:18.220 fucking 12 year olds start barking at me i just i gotta go at them you know why because i have an 1.00

00:43:21.980 army of 12 year olds too i don't have to i stay out of it bro like yeah activate shit and they go 1.00

00:43:26.960 head to head it's the spartans versus the persians every time right i'm gonna be the spartans okay 0.99

00:43:32.280 But, like, Spartans are strong, bro.

00:43:34.360 Leonidas at the helm.

00:43:35.400 Team Maverick LPS, see you.

00:43:37.760 I love how you keep subtly yelling things to the camera.

00:43:40.060 I never know what it means, but I'm just going to go along with it.

00:43:42.260 Yeah, they're all positive.

00:43:43.820 Do you ever respond to comments a lot?

00:43:46.080 Do you read a lot of comments?

00:43:47.260 I try and read all—I mean, I literally am very hands-on with everything I'm trying to do.

00:43:51.660 So I try and be involved as much as I can, and, yeah, I look at every single one.

00:43:55.000 Really? 0.97

00:43:55.620 I don't have 29 fucking .7 trillion followers, you know? 0.99

00:43:59.540 But it still doesn't matter 0.99

00:44:02.260 Like one negative comment can put anyone

00:44:04.300 Into a spiral for days

00:44:05.700 Actually to be honest with you it doesn't get to me 0.97

00:44:07.280 I never get fucking fazed 0.92

00:44:08.280 Nothing will faze me that you say 1.00

00:44:10.180 Except that little fucking clown emoji 0.99

00:44:11.700 Now I have a feeling I just made the situation a lot worse 1.00

00:44:15.100 Bro you just made your bed so

00:44:16.880 You're gonna be clowned out

00:44:18.500 Imagine being Antonio Brown

00:44:21.320 Who if this goes through

00:44:23.140 I will only refer to him as Antonio Clown

00:44:25.120 And he will be

00:44:26.280 His Instagram will be littered 0.99

00:44:28.860 for the rest of his life this fight is happening i know it is i got a feeling it's fucking happening 0.99

00:44:34.120 it's getting close and the good news is you're gonna look like a fucking superhero knocking 0.98

00:44:38.220 this guy out because he's not the most likable guy right now told you bro he's making me look 0.98

00:44:41.160 like a saint i'm doing god's work would you rather see him knock him out or ray rice

00:44:44.960 uh i would rather see him knock out ray rice because i don't have anything bad really with

00:44:49.960 antonio i mean besides that he hit me with that hard unfollow but uh which was just totally out

00:44:54.800 line i mean one line aggressive you know but that's all right i mean it was i yo um can we

00:45:00.060 can we have you commentate some stuff we can we can try yeah i mean you know i i yeah i have a 0.78

00:45:04.900 process usually i do but fuck it i'll do yeah well no i want to do that i want to what's your 0.85

00:45:07.880 process actually i'm curious the process would be let me get my phone i have i have clips here 0.98

00:45:12.200 should you want me to play them yeah yeah pull them up let me get my phone but i'll show you 0.84

00:45:16.240 the process too so and it's the cheesiest thing i use this fucking free app called splice i rip 0.92

00:45:20.640 the clips off nfl i add crowd background to it so it's that same fucking thing that i've always 0.98

00:45:26.160 used i'm lazy as shit and i don't like whatever and fucking i'll just sit there and i'll give it 0.96

00:45:31.640 like you know six or seven tries and if it doesn't work i'll just not worry about it and if it does 0.99

00:45:35.640 there's this video that went viral of this dude sitting in a sitting in a cafe while these other

00:45:40.820 dudes fought behind him okay have you seen this let's play it first okay

00:45:44.580 Okay

00:45:51.560 And then this dude is just so

00:45:55.180 So calm

00:45:56.000 Right right right right

00:45:57.200 So when I'm looking at this video

00:45:58.720 I'm looking at

00:45:59.580 Yeah obviously that guy standing there awkward

00:46:04.540 Is a big thing that you would use

00:46:05.820 Yeah right

00:46:06.520 In the commentary

00:46:07.280 I think that the tweet was

00:46:08.920 This went pretty viral

00:46:09.880 I've seen enough Jason Statham movies

00:46:12.160 To know the only guy worth being afraid of

00:46:13.680 in this video is the one sitting at the table

00:46:15.600 minding his own business during the fight.

00:46:17.280 So I'll steal that joke. So normally I'll

00:46:19.640 see that. I'll steal that. That'll even put that in my

00:46:21.560 commentary. Well, you're working smarter, not harder.

00:46:23.420 Exactly. I'm going to be honest.

00:46:27.080 I feel like

00:46:27.660 we could do a better clip, right? Yeah, I also

00:46:29.580 feel like... What about the porn we were talking about?

00:46:31.640 Why don't we just commentate a porn?

00:46:33.340 I mean, it probably wouldn't work out for this show,

00:46:35.860 but...

00:46:36.320 You know what this feels like, kind of? Like when we have

00:46:39.620 rappers on, we're like, yo, throw freestyle together.

00:46:41.480 bob's gonna nail it i don't know i mean i'll do whatever i can make an attempt at it i i got sent

00:46:48.800 this video i actually think would be better because there's a man wielding a machete a man

00:46:53.940 with a baseball bat and an ice cream truck in the background there's a lot going like this one's

00:46:58.360 pretty pretty cut and dry besides that guy sitting there i don't know about this however this fight

00:47:03.120 video what do you got here you know i love my fight videos so yeah i'd be like you know i did

00:47:07.840 just if you press play all right ready because i usually don't even watch him first

00:47:12.020 obviously there is a bunch of crackheads going wild here fighting each other look at that man's 0.99

00:47:19.500 hair the afro popping out we have trouble in the streets as a man comes in with a fucking baseball 0.99

00:47:25.920 bat and now they are battling for the baseball bat punches being thrown obviously the police 0.99

00:47:32.620 nowhere to be found you know and i would just yeah i like that but i'll add fucking you know 0.98

00:47:38.720 i have a thing so i'll add like the perfect amount of like uh crowd volume shit and i hope you were 0.99

00:47:45.980 going for the ice cream truck next the music's playing the cops didn't show up at the ice cream 0.91

00:47:49.680 truck didn't show up you know so i just want to break this down because you know i mean street 0.99

00:47:53.460 vibe videos i watch street vibe videos on youtube all the time who doesn't this dude has a fucking 0.97

00:47:58.360 machete oh i didn't see the machete that i didn't see the machete a closer examination there is 0.99

00:48:03.320 machete in play a machete okay oh my and then this one guy is just destroying everyone the big guy in

00:48:10.100 the white shirt look dude comes with a bat tries to hit him and this you got by the way you got 0.99

00:48:14.760 one shot he didn't follow through and now he got fucked and now he just but this is where i gained 0.98

00:48:20.040 some extreme respect for the big man in the white shirt takes the bat has an opportunity to hit him 0.99

00:48:24.840 across the face does it does it but then that guy looks in trouble though he looks like he's

00:48:29.100 down out though he might have got clipped the guy in the black who's down with one hand on the car

00:48:33.660 might have got clipped so this is like well this is that moment we talk about this all the time

00:48:38.100 like that extra shot like yo imagine he hits this dude across the face he goes to jail for life 0.96

00:48:41.800 because he dies or some shit and then the ice cream truck tops it off nice little cherry you 0.95

00:48:45.780 can hear the music literally in the background who's filming this too like i mean how would 0.96

00:48:50.400 they allow this to get i mean it's the internet i guess somebody just presses post but that's 0.97

00:48:53.960 world star shit you know but that's that's ain't fucking dope i mean it's it's a process you know 0.95

00:48:58.440 that's how it's to it but i mean i tell you what one day what i want the ultimate goal is to be 0.98

00:49:02.180 able to sit there ringside in the booth antonio brown logan paul and bob having his own separate

00:49:10.020 stream maybe with your fight do you that'd be sick you were supposed to he was we wouldn't cut

00:49:14.000 into your profits you know we would start a separate little subscription thing where you 0.98

00:49:17.500 can tune into logan paul antonio brown you'd have to go to fucking you know enough about 0.97

00:49:22.000 sports or boxing. Of course, I can call 0.99

00:49:24.840 the fight tomorrow. I need fucking a week. 0.99

00:49:26.480 I need a week of preparation. Really? And I'll fucking call 1.00

00:49:28.700 the Super Bowl next week. Well, part of the thing 0.98

00:49:30.760 about commentating... That's not true either. 0.53

00:49:33.260 Well, you're also color...

00:49:34.380 There's a thing called color commentary.

00:49:36.800 There's usually a two-man team.

00:49:38.700 One of them is really tuned into

00:49:40.360 the tactical aspects of the sport, and then the other

00:49:42.680 person's color commentary. You know what I'm saying? That's what

00:49:44.600 makes it listenable. No one wants to hear

00:49:46.180 a sharp right, and that is followed up by a

00:49:48.660 sharp left and a sharp right, and he

00:49:50.660 is throwing lefts and rights but you know who does it better than anybody else joe rogan uh joe

00:49:56.160 rogan's great but it's great you guys watch hockey ever oh god doc emmerich is the guy who does all 0.63

00:50:01.180 the legend dude he doesn't fucking stop he has his voice he's like he's like i'm the right side 0.79

00:50:06.760 pass it over to crechey over to crechey like it's so fast and he's by himself like he's just oh 0.93

00:50:11.420 dude he is the most talented doc emmerich is the most talented play-by-play guy on the planet

00:50:17.320 because he has nobody to rely on, 0.52

00:50:19.060 and the sport is so fucking fast. 0.72

00:50:20.860 Wow.

00:50:21.320 Look at that bottom left picture of him.

00:50:22.920 Yeah, bottom left, he's not doing so good. 1.00

00:50:24.460 He wasn't getting any pussy back then. 1.00

00:50:25.840 That's for sure. 1.00

00:50:26.140 And now he's just a fucking stud, dude. 1.00

00:50:27.920 Now he's just slaying fucking girl 1.00

00:50:29.540 in your fucking bus over there, whatever that was. 1.00

00:50:31.800 I bet you the Nelk boys know who that guy is. 1.00

00:50:33.800 Nelk boys. 0.97

00:50:34.460 Those guys are good dudes.

00:50:35.580 Yeah, you spent some time with that.

00:50:37.160 And what other creators are you watching these days?

00:50:41.680 Do you consume any content?

00:50:43.320 I mean, now you guys. 1.00

00:50:44.260 I started watching your shit. 1.00

00:50:45.280 I mean, before, I obviously knew. 1.00

00:50:47.320 he was just started to learn through you who you were through his thing but obviously this show 0.97

00:50:52.060 um elk boys uh nature is metal is my favorite instagram follow what in the fuck is that it is 0.99

00:50:58.180 fucking unbelievable dude you will go down a dark rabbit hole nature is metal it's about animals 1.00

00:51:03.940 that just are fucking killed in the wild oh what dude you will lose your life shut up like watch 1.00

00:51:09.340 click the second middle one right oh my god pigeon or whatever the fuck are we able to 1.00

00:51:12.840 gets zapped by this fucking alligator oh no oh no oh god yeah wait for it 0.99

00:51:19.640 and there's better ones this is not even like scratching the surface commentated 1.00

00:51:25.260 right there oh he's gone dude like no that's it

00:51:29.500 but then you but then you go through do this there's more that are so 0.80

00:51:35.000 like it's awesome it's the best fucking nature is metal nature is metal it really is they got 0.99

00:51:40.580 A lion taking a shit on another lion. 0.99

00:51:42.060 Look at that thing right there on the right side. 0.99

00:51:44.740 Oh, my God.

00:51:45.540 God.

00:51:46.640 That's like what guards the gates of hell.

00:51:48.960 Yeah.

00:51:49.700 It's a hyena with a...

00:51:51.680 A glass eye.

00:51:52.760 He somehow had a surgery.

00:51:53.960 That's insane.

00:51:54.780 He's got a good optometrist.

00:51:56.320 He's got rabies. 1.00

00:51:57.120 Fucking... 0.99

00:51:57.760 The best one ever was the Battle of Kruger. 0.99

00:51:59.440 That was like 10 years old.

00:52:00.280 Remember that video? 1.00

00:52:01.040 The fucking one where the alligator gets the fucking lion. 1.00

00:52:06.520 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:52:06.680 And then the whole buffaloes come over.

00:52:08.900 and there's this like confrontation between

00:52:10.940 that was the best nature video

00:52:13.120 that was like 10 years ago. What the fuck 0.99

00:52:15.160 is that? See imagine being that thing 0.99

00:52:17.020 like he's fucked up he has to walk around 1.00

00:52:19.020 now with his fucking spleen hanging 1.00

00:52:21.160 up. Can you mark this? We can't 1.00

00:52:22.840 we definitely can't show that

00:52:23.940 can you blur that? We can probably

00:52:26.520 hop off this page for a sec

00:52:28.240 you're like Bob after our show we can

00:52:31.060 use three minutes of everything thanks for

00:52:32.980 coming in

00:52:33.480 nah that's probably the only thing we can't

00:52:36.900 but on the side when you get a chance go

00:52:38.780 you know you're bored at 10 o'clock you'll spend two hours i'm not gonna do it no but i appreciate

00:52:43.960 that you did i'd like to see at least you're openly honest about it you're like i'm not gonna 0.99

00:52:46.840 fuck i'll do it yeah he will he's into that kind of shit i'm from ohio bro i'm not like into it but 0.98

00:52:51.140 it's that it's fascinating dude like especially coming from a hunting background you hear about 1.00

00:52:56.140 hunters telling saying and like anyone who's anti-hunting doesn't like to hear this but 0.98

00:53:01.540 animals who are stripped of their life early naturally via being attacked by a fucking 0.99

00:53:07.020 it is vile it is painful it is the worst pure savagery animals don't give a fuck like nature 0.99

00:53:14.460 the wild is truly the wild and so hunters will argue i don't hunt anymore but the hunters will 0.99

00:53:20.840 argue that the the taking of a life is uh much easier and merciful than that of the actual

00:53:28.980 you're pro hunting right i'm pro hunting for sure for sure i mean i think i don't know if there's a 0.99

00:53:33.660 especially with all the bullshit 0.99

00:53:35.740 like GMOs 1.00

00:53:36.480 and factory farming bullshit 0.99

00:53:39.960 that's happening right now. 0.99

00:53:40.800 I like to imagine.

00:53:41.940 I think it's one of the most organic ways

00:53:43.660 to get your meat.

00:53:44.260 Like Joe Rogan does it all the time. 1.00

00:53:45.740 I respect the shit. 1.00

00:53:46.440 I read all his posts 1.00

00:53:48.020 about how he does it.

00:53:49.020 Again, I don't do it myself

00:53:50.020 but like yeah,

00:53:50.880 pro hunting for sure.

00:53:51.960 I know you guys are.

00:53:52.580 This is your show.

00:53:53.260 I don't know if you already talked about it. 0.99

00:53:54.060 You did the 72 hour fucking 0.97

00:53:55.840 I saw you just do a swipe. 1.00

00:53:57.220 Military death camp.

00:53:57.740 Military death camp.

00:53:58.460 You know who you got to get on here

00:53:59.480 is a guest

00:54:00.060 and it was my first guest.

00:54:01.760 My thing was Robert O'Neill.

00:54:03.660 the guy that killed bin laden you had him on he was my first guest oh my god i went to new york

00:54:09.800 city at ufc with robert o'neill who was the guy who killed bin laden i went with dakota meyer 0.97

00:54:15.000 the one the guy who was awarded the medal of honor for uh he was they got fucking trapped 0.94

00:54:23.440 by 250 taliban in a town it was four against 240 taliban they get fucking trapped this humvee that 0.96

00:54:31.600 they were with blows up in front of their guys they pull back drive away and uh they're just 0.98

00:54:37.560 sitting there and their guys getting fucking killed they pulled out of town just time so 0.92

00:54:40.280 the reason why he got was awarded the medal from obama was uh he called into a supervisor and he 0.99

00:54:46.120 goes my guys are getting fucking killed in there we're going in they're like stand down dude it's 0.97

00:54:49.440 too dangerous you can't go in he calls again twice stand down dangerous fucking third time 1.00

00:54:53.460 finally he's like fuck this shit let's go overrides all fucking orders beelines it back into the town 1.00

00:54:59.940 that they're so outnumbered 1.00

00:55:02.380 and fucking ends up 0.98

00:55:04.780 just like 0.99

00:55:06.080 saving people, carrying them out,

00:55:08.840 getting shot in the shoulder.

00:55:10.060 Oh my God, dude. 1.00

00:55:10.560 Fucking nuts. 0.99

00:55:11.200 Heroes. 1.00

00:55:11.840 We were privileged

00:55:13.360 and blessed to be around

00:55:15.040 those type of heroes

00:55:16.220 at this combat school.

00:55:19.200 One of them in particular,

00:55:20.760 Dom Rosso,

00:55:21.320 who was a former member

00:55:22.000 of SEAL Team 6.

00:55:23.440 Same team as this guy.

00:55:24.240 He just wasn't on that raid.

00:55:25.460 Yeah.

00:55:26.240 Yeah, he probably knows this dude.

00:55:28.100 Like, dude,

00:55:28.800 like,

00:55:28.980 true true heroism like people who are willing to give everything for their country is it was so 0.99

00:55:36.580 it was awe-inspiring dude so i mean i'm jealous as fuck you had him on he would die to do this 0.99

00:55:42.980 he loves this shit and he he i mean the crazy thing is like that imagine that helicopter ride 0.99

00:55:46.600 right you're riding on there with two helicopters and there's 12 guys in one i think 12 in the other 1.00

00:55:51.400 and fucking just knowing that you're going in to fucking pakistan invading a foreign country 0.99

00:55:56.420 with nobody knowing about it knowing osama bin laden because they had a hundred pretty much a 1.00

00:56:01.760 hundred percent that he was in there knowing that you're going in there fucking just ready to kill 0.99

00:56:05.780 the most wanted guy who's responsible for 11 he saw it and the helicopter crashed you saw zero 0.99

00:56:10.860 dark yeah yeah crazy yeah and he was saying too he's like a lot of that story was zero dark dirty

00:56:15.560 was pretty you know it was pretty spot on he said the only thing was remember that girl

00:56:18.740 that was like responsible for being like bin laden's here yeah yeah uh he said the only

00:56:23.240 difference was she didn't cry at the end when bin laden was dead and they had to be like you know

00:56:28.780 hey whatever her name was come over here like yes is this your guy and they unzipped it they had

00:56:32.820 the scene i guess where she like broke down and cried yeah after she i did him he was like no

00:56:36.420 that's not how it went she looked at it she looked at the body and goes well i guess my job's done 0.98

00:56:40.600 and then fucking hopped on a fucking helicopter and fucking be landed out of there that sounds 0.99

00:56:45.720 a lot more accurate baller but get him fucking on we want to have the dude that we were with 0.99

00:56:49.640 two dom rosso on from uh from seal team six as well we just spent a bunch of days with him out 0.95

00:56:54.500 in virginia and he was uh he was he was a member of the team when extortion 17 happened you probably

00:57:01.560 you probably don't know what it is maybe you do but it was this this mission it was the one of

00:57:05.060 the deadliest days in afghanistan history and he lost i think it was like what 18 navy seals on one

00:57:12.900 day i mean basically all of his friends and he wasn't able to be on that mission and he so that's

00:57:16.200 that's a story that's close to him but these guys are these guys are the most elite special ops in 0.69

00:57:20.220 the in the world yeah um you don't fuck around with those guys when they tell stories too it's 0.79

00:57:24.320 like you know you check in and out of conversations with people sometimes they tell you a story just 0.98

00:57:27.740 like locked in you know you can't even fucking imagine what they do yeah alex fine was texting 0.95

00:57:32.840 me and he said um he was with the lone survivor obviously i lost my shit i was like oh my god 0.97

00:57:38.440 dude that that story is incredible whatever he said he said the lone survivor slapped water 0.98

00:57:42.680 he slapped water for a year

00:57:44.920 so his hands would be like sheet metal

00:57:46.560 and one time he was at a dinner

00:57:49.180 and he slapped an oak table and it split in half 0.99

00:57:51.360 no fucking way 0.96

00:57:52.580 this was like one of the many things 0.99

00:57:53.740 people with this mindset do

00:57:56.200 I don't know if I could

00:57:59.060 slap water for a year

00:57:59.960 I probably couldn't even do it for that long

00:58:01.340 and what was the point of slapping water for a year again

00:58:03.080 it hardens your hands

00:58:04.280 you see people kicking trees 0.62

00:58:06.900 to harden their shins

00:58:07.960 kicking banana trees 0.93

00:58:10.180 that was the thought

00:58:11.300 interesting yeah just to become a just to become a quite literally a mechanized machine yeah i 0.65

00:58:16.900 couldn't i couldn't i couldn't i respect those guys i could never fucking do it it's crazy i 0.93

00:58:21.680 couldn't do it have you ever gotten the shit kicked out of you though no i've i've never been 0.97

00:58:25.680 in a fight never been really humbled like that i've never i never looked for problems i never 0.98

00:58:29.900 like but i i've been i tell the closest was probably that that dustin johnson no not dustin

00:58:35.600 oh the lions uh the lions the the bloods and the crypts and that would have ended not in a fight

00:58:40.940 i think i would have just been shot in the head and killed you might they might have jumped it 0.71

00:58:43.840 they might have jumped it's not so bad it sucks for a few days after but i was like the biggest 0.99

00:58:47.720 pussy in the world because after i said that and i realized the moment wasn't going the way i wanted 0.98

00:58:50.800 to i literally swear to god i did a full sprint and ran away like ran fast i'm fast yeah okay yeah 0.99

00:58:58.200 i'm an athlete but i i'm too low i was too little i was like fucking four foot three like 37 pounds 0.96

00:59:02.720 in high school. They'd like stick 0.97

00:59:04.500 tubes down my throat to see what the fuck was wrong with me. 1.00

00:59:06.260 So no one fucked with you because they were scared 1.00

00:59:08.360 they'd like kill you. They were just like, I don't want to beat up 0.99

00:59:10.600 fucking Gollum. 0.99

00:59:12.340 Were you that small? I was fucking, I stepped 1.00

00:59:14.500 on a scale to wrestle, 103s. I was 0.99

00:59:16.380 90 pounds. They're like, we've never had to say this in wrestling.

00:59:18.540 Like gain, you have to gain weight.

00:59:20.240 Wait, what? You were that small? I was small.

00:59:22.460 I was little. Oh my God. Yeah, I was a late bloomer.

00:59:24.520 I hit puberty at like 28.

00:59:26.640 How old are you now? 32. Nice.

00:59:28.480 How the past four years have been fun? Yeah, you know.

00:59:30.620 Rollercoaster ride. Rollercoaster

00:59:32.440 a ride definitely so where you go from here just keep commentating videos and watching nature's

00:59:36.440 metal basically yes i want to build like i said i want to build the first ever r-rated sports network

00:59:40.940 i want to find a way to do that but do you have to find more of you uh no i think it's it's i think

00:59:48.620 it's me doing play by play you need a color commentator i want to build it out like a real

00:59:54.160 like you're watching fox but this is just an alternative channel to go and watch it a different

00:59:58.520 way like you see like barstool it's working now it's kind of like everybody's not taking life as

01:00:03.180 seriously it should be with everything going on would you ever partner with like a barstool for

01:00:06.320 that probably not barstool because i we had a little bickering back and forth you don't say 0.78

01:00:13.960 yeah who haven't they fucking bickered back and forth with yeah you just gotta go to those guys 1.00

01:00:17.640 because they they they you know they if you fuck with them back that's what they want we we we got 0.99

01:00:23.100 friends there so yeah no i love everybody there i i don't have an issue with you know i mean they 0.99

01:00:27.680 all those podcasts are in kfc all those guys are all cool i just issue with one guy dave that was

01:00:31.340 it the ceo uh yeah poor not yeah i just she's like i had an issue with there was one little

01:00:37.800 guy there that i had an issue with did you have refute one of his pizza no no no i learned hard 0.99

01:00:44.640 not to fuck with them because we have the same kind of audience too yeah for sure like when i 0.98

01:00:47.980 kind of went at him actually i challenged him to a million dollar boxing fight you think you'd win 0.99

01:00:52.640 No, but I knew he wouldn't say yes.

01:00:55.020 Oh, okay.

01:00:56.480 So I was like, what now?

01:00:57.500 What?

01:00:57.920 I mean, why would he?

01:00:59.060 He's floating around on a tube in Nantucket.

01:01:01.160 I'll tell you why, bro. 0.99

01:01:02.660 Portnoy strikes me as a motherfucker who's down for anything at the drop of a pin. 0.99

01:01:06.980 I think they're selling, too. 0.99

01:01:07.960 I think they're selling to a casino company for like $600 million or something.

01:01:10.360 Really?

01:01:10.780 Yeah.

01:01:11.000 Where'd it go, Portnoy?

01:01:11.880 Yeah.

01:01:12.420 He crushed it, dude.

01:01:13.720 No, but that's all in the past.

01:01:14.560 I have no problems with David.

01:01:16.140 Presidente.

01:01:16.600 Who do you got beef with?

01:01:17.740 Nobody.

01:01:18.180 Besides Justin Johnson.

01:01:19.820 Justin.

01:01:20.920 Me and Mike.

01:01:21.900 Dave Portnoy

01:01:23.300 KSI

01:01:24.480 the six dudes

01:01:25.720 you're right

01:01:26.020 there is a lot of beef

01:01:27.180 out there

01:01:27.500 Detroit Lions

01:01:28.440 I mean 1.00

01:01:29.700 if you talk shit about 0.99

01:01:31.140 people for 1.00

01:01:32.540 a living

01:01:33.760 no like repetitively

01:01:35.380 like over and over again

01:01:36.380 like eventually

01:01:36.860 they start to catch on

01:01:37.680 a lot of them like it

01:01:38.580 like a lot of the guys

01:01:39.220 like it

01:01:39.560 like if I do like that thing 1.00

01:01:41.040 the stupid like thing 1.00

01:01:42.120 the shit bag titty fuck 1.00

01:01:43.800 of the week 1.00

01:01:44.180 which was basically 0.98

01:01:44.740 the shittiest player 0.62

01:01:45.500 of the week 0.90

01:01:45.820 and I always used to pick

01:01:46.920 on like Nick Fulg

01:01:47.860 like Jameis Winston

01:01:48.760 and they never

01:01:49.760 they always hit me up

01:01:50.540 and were like

01:01:50.760 yeah it's funny

01:01:51.360 You ever talked to Fabrega?

01:01:52.540 I have never talked to Fabrega, but I need him on my podcast.

01:01:54.720 I've been trying to get in touch with him. 0.99

01:01:55.640 He's somewhere in the fucking Philippines, buried somewhere, floating around in boats. 0.99

01:01:58.760 I don't know where he is. 1.00

01:01:59.280 He took a shit midair. 1.00

01:02:00.340 He did take a shit midair, yes. 1.00

01:02:02.480 Wait, really? 1.00

01:02:05.060 Yeah, no, he did.

01:02:06.060 Wait.

01:02:06.620 Yeah, of course it's real.

01:02:07.600 When you say we have a clip.

01:02:08.200 This is a real clip.

01:02:08.960 This is actually what happened.

01:02:10.200 Watch.

01:02:10.960 Jumps off the diving board. 0.99

01:02:13.020 And the reason why he wasn't able to land it was because he took a shit midair. 0.99

01:02:16.020 I'm not joking. 0.99

01:02:16.480 Wait.

01:02:17.620 That's the one you always do?

01:02:19.240 Fabrega. 1.00

01:02:19.560 He actually, that's what people don't know, though, is he took a shit in his pants. 1.00

01:02:23.080 Where is this fucking clip? 1.00

01:02:24.940 It's in your email, Mike's favorite video. 1.00

01:02:26.860 Oh, it is my favorite.

01:02:27.460 Are you sure?

01:02:28.140 It's in my favorite video.

01:02:29.840 Did you just email it to me, Dylan?

01:02:31.060 No, like 30 minutes ago.

01:02:33.700 Well, I would say the just.

01:02:35.040 The Olympics.

01:02:36.500 I see.

01:02:37.180 I got it.

01:02:37.620 I got it.

01:02:37.940 Yeah, the diving video is the easiest.

01:02:39.340 Oh, no.

01:02:40.020 This poor dude.

01:02:41.220 Yeah, so this guy is John Elmerson Fabrega.

01:02:44.840 This was for the gold medal.

01:02:46.420 He has dreamed about this his whole life.

01:02:48.860 Fabrega, the Olympics. 1.00

01:02:53.220 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:02:54.700 That is not good. 1.00

01:02:56.780 What does Fabrega think this is?

01:02:58.420 A high school pool party?

01:02:59.940 Uh-uh.

01:03:00.740 You can see what he does wrong here.

01:03:03.140 Right here. 1.00

01:03:03.520 He takes a shit right there. 1.00

01:03:04.520 I think he took a shit midair because look at his face. 1.00

01:03:07.820 And the dive is just horrendous. 1.00

01:03:10.140 And I believe the judges are going to rape him for this one.

01:03:14.200 Let's check out what he got. 0.97

01:03:16.020 Yep.

01:03:16.580 All zeros across the board.

01:03:18.640 That was Fabrega. 1.00

01:03:20.180 He took his shit. 1.00

01:03:21.600 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:22.180 Fabrega, he actually took his shit mid-air. 1.00

01:03:23.700 What an inopportune time. 1.00

01:03:24.460 Nobody knows that, but he took his shit mid-air. 1.00

01:03:26.220 He got all zeros, dude. 1.00

01:03:27.840 They couldn't even give him a .1.

01:03:29.340 That's as brutal as it gets.

01:03:31.940 All zeros. 1.00

01:03:32.880 Oh, poor fucking guy, dude. 1.00

01:03:34.840 Always shit before a big event, dude. 1.00

01:03:36.580 I can't stop thinking about the Vixen party now. 0.99

01:03:39.280 I mean, bro, I'm dead serious.

01:03:41.000 I've taken David to so many parties, and he doesn't speak English.

01:03:44.660 Honestly, it would be quite wise to take somebody else.

01:03:47.760 No.

01:03:47.960 I mean look

01:03:48.540 Hey plus have you

01:03:49.160 Bro off camera

01:03:50.020 Bob's the coolest

01:03:50.780 Oh my god dude

01:03:51.820 I mean I

01:03:52.480 Like

01:03:52.880 Well what about on camera

01:03:53.820 You pretty cool

01:03:54.600 Yeah you're

01:03:55.840 I mean 1.00

01:03:56.240 Yeah fuck you bro 1.00

01:03:57.560 I think what he means 1.00

01:03:59.420 Is a lot of people

01:04:00.000 Don't translate well

01:04:00.860 Once they get into

01:04:01.560 The bar scene

01:04:02.240 You know what I'm saying

01:04:02.860 Yeah oh for sure

01:04:03.920 Flu's still there

01:04:04.560 Sorry

01:04:04.800 Oh you had influenza as well

01:04:06.440 Oh dude

01:04:06.960 I had 103.5 fever

01:04:08.480 I was in bed

01:04:09.080 Five days

01:04:10.000 Didn't get out of bed 1.00

01:04:10.820 Fuck it 1.00

01:04:11.200 Who nursed you back to health 1.00

01:04:12.400 My mom did me

01:04:13.120 I mean my mom didn't do me

01:04:14.360 She nursed me back to health 0.55

01:04:15.580 CJ Franco

01:04:16.700 is uh cj oh yeah well yeah we can believe why is it getting quiet in here guys what's going on

01:04:24.760 yeah it's fine yeah yeah yeah so uh how's how's everything else good good he's got my my clothing

01:04:33.820 on nice oh you got you got a line now yeah what do we got butter buttery toast buttery toast i 0.90

01:04:38.760 mean here i am i'm bringing you rip magoo hats i haven't got a fucking buttery i'll send you 0.96

01:04:41.820 anything you want i mean you like buttery toast i i don't know what it is no no no actually no 0.98

01:04:47.400 i fucking hate butter on toast it's actually one of my biggest things so i'm sorry dude i'm like 0.91

01:04:52.240 crushing your thing i can't i know i'm sorry i can't don't do this please no don't do it 0.99

01:04:57.620 i can't no i just said for some reason butter on toast freaks me out the fuck do you put on it 0.93

01:05:03.340 what do you put on it instead jelly without butter yeah i can't i can't do it i love butter 0.94

01:05:09.500 Here's what I'm going to do.

01:05:10.640 I'm going to mentally reverse the last minute of my life, 0.99

01:05:14.000 and I'm going to make believe it never fucking happened. 0.98

01:05:16.640 I can't do it. 0.99

01:05:17.380 Because you are like a fucking legend to me, bro. 0.99

01:05:20.660 Is there nothing we can do to change it? 0.99

01:05:23.060 I mean, to be honest with you,

01:05:23.920 I think if you put a piece of butter toast here on the thing

01:05:26.440 and offered me $5,000 to eat it,

01:05:28.140 I don't think I would eat it. 0.99

01:05:29.900 That's how actually much of a fucking thing this is with me. 0.99

01:05:32.540 This is usually a guarantee. 0.98

01:05:34.580 This is a guarantee.

01:05:36.300 I'm actually thinking I'm not just shutting you up

01:05:37.640 where I'm just telling you to offer me $5,000

01:05:39.380 to eat a piece of buttery toast, 0.99

01:05:40.900 I don't think I would fucking do it for $5,000. 0.98

01:05:43.600 I would probably do it for $10,000. 0.94

01:05:45.240 Have you tried Dave's Killer Bread, though?

01:05:47.340 I have not tried Dave's Killer Bread.

01:05:50.020 That changes the game.

01:05:51.320 Mike's so upset with you right now.

01:05:52.940 No, I know that.

01:05:54.220 But I'm going to find a way to fix this

01:05:55.680 at the Vixen party tonight.

01:05:57.460 You might not even be invited to the Vixen party tonight.

01:06:00.240 I like going to the door.

01:06:00.900 I'm like, Bob Mentory, checking in? 1.00

01:06:02.760 Fuck that, dude. 1.00

01:06:04.140 It's personal preference. 1.00

01:06:04.980 Who am I to tell somebody they have to eat buttery toast?

01:06:06.440 It's usually, well,

01:06:07.420 It's pretty well received.

01:06:08.400 Well, do you like River Magoos?

01:06:10.020 I used to.

01:06:10.760 I did for a long, long, long, long time. 0.99

01:06:14.680 I used to like fucking Buttery Toes 0.99

01:06:16.420 a long, long, long time ago. 0.99

01:06:17.340 So it looks like we met in the middle somewhere. 1.00

01:06:18.880 Now let's go fuck some porn stars. 1.00

01:06:20.260 That's fine. 1.00

01:06:21.580 I'm in for that.

01:06:23.380 Thank you guys for listening to this episode of

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01:06:27.420 Bob, where can we find you on social?

01:06:29.640 Bob Mentory.

01:06:30.420 It's just my name.

01:06:31.020 Pretty plain and simple.

01:06:31.960 That makes sense.

01:06:32.640 And I don't even have too lazy to plug anything else.

01:06:34.920 That's it.

01:06:36.140 Oh, good.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 30, 2020

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