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00:02:00.000 in all honesty like if you spit on someone there's probably a way in court where i'm gonna 0.99

00:02:07.420 get out of being in trouble by bashing your fucking face it oh my god no no no no i'm not 0.99

00:02:12.400 don't spit on mike no but but literally if i want to move on is there any way i could turn 1.00

00:02:25.520 I'm not just Mike in my headphones.

00:02:27.220 He always talks at such a loud volume.

00:02:29.080 I want you to understand right now.

00:02:31.200 When you go to speak on the show today, don't.

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00:02:36.100 Welcome back to Impulsive, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:02:49.580 We're posting three times a week, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

00:02:52.460 Consistency is key.

00:02:53.420 Just that's a general life note.

00:02:54.620 consistency is key routine now that we're back on it feels good to be back mike is right there 0.99

00:03:01.120 nothing absolutely fucking nothing no just plugged in and let me try sticking this in your mouth 0.95

00:03:07.340 talk say something you want me oh perfect can i plug this in the sun please so mac is gonna fill 0.99

00:03:15.380 in today because we realized after mike and i um did our double double two-man podcast it's weird

00:03:20.780 just talking like sort of to each other but kind of to the camera and it's nice to have someone

00:03:25.860 you need someone just to just a lot exactly all right guys i'm here my headphones are plugged in

00:03:30.700 but i could have you back mixed feelings on on the last me and you show first of all we were in a

00:03:37.000 an argument post our 6 p.m monday meeting uh i didn't realize how how much our arguments

00:03:43.140 fluster you i hate arguing it's like it's like your uh it's like your brother or by the way

00:03:50.220 what some people think, a very small 0.99

00:03:51.900 group of people, gay lover. 0.94

00:03:54.820 Oh. Remember from this weekend? 0.85

00:03:56.540 Yeah, your own sister and mother

00:03:57.940 questioned us. They questioned, they

00:03:59.620 wanted us to admit to being gay lovers.

00:04:02.280 At what point does, like, living with someone 0.94

00:04:03.960 and being best friends, like...

00:04:06.180 I don't know. Mike made a comment to me

00:04:08.240 when we were addressing it. He said,

00:04:10.060 yo, like, there is a very fine line between

00:04:12.080 brotherhood and gay lovers. Yeah.

00:04:14.000 I think the line is

00:04:15.600 crossed

00:04:17.420 when there's, like, 0.99

00:04:19.200 Like a dick goes into something 0.99

00:04:21.680 You know what I'm saying 0.99

00:04:22.420 Because like

00:04:22.860 When you're just brothers

00:04:24.200 Like you get in fights

00:04:25.260 With other people

00:04:25.840 Or just contact

00:04:26.660 Yeah yeah yeah

00:04:27.620 When you're fighting

00:04:28.280 You guys hit each other

00:04:29.200 My elbow once touched his knee

00:04:31.400 This story's been told before

00:04:32.620 Just the slightest knee touch 0.99

00:04:34.580 During a massive orgy with girls 1.00

00:04:36.480 And this kid lost his shit 1.00

00:04:39.300 He was like 1.00

00:04:39.700 If you ever

00:04:40.560 Ever

00:04:41.500 Contact your body

00:04:43.140 Near my body again

00:04:44.120 And by the way

00:04:44.680 I hated it too

00:04:45.620 It was

00:04:45.940 It was one of the most

00:04:47.560 Uncomfortable experiences

00:04:48.640 of my life here's the fine line it's touching when there are no clothes on right like you

00:04:54.740 yeah i'll dap him i think my pants were like around my ankles in this specific scenario bro 0.99

00:04:58.320 his his he was just too close to me he went like this i go what the girl fucking touched me i flipped 0.97

00:05:03.640 dude max here hey guys he's our pilgrim roommate and also my best friend since we were like six 0.92

00:05:09.420 for those of you don't know um what's your instagram you at you got at macklin recently

00:05:13.860 right shout out jeff shout out jeff oh yeah that was a big that was a big come up so we got him

00:05:17.840 today sitting in today um we have a lot to talk about so yeah we uh pat in this past weekend went

00:05:23.560 to uh uc california berkeley uc berkeley university of california california from mike's

00:05:29.600 mike's sister's graduation she got her master's degree in business congratulations there's all

00:05:34.860 the lights oh danny's there what are you doing i'm sorry we need to like you yeah shout out shout

00:05:42.860 out abby my little sister she got her master's uh business administration her mba from hoss

00:05:46.860 business school one of the most prestigious uh business schools in the country up there at uc

00:05:51.920 berkeley super proud of her and yeah we went to visit her got to see the whole family are you in

00:05:56.680 any way envious that she sort of has like a real life i did you gotta always keep in mind i did

00:06:02.940 that i did that life with the whole that's with the whole corporate setting i like given love

00:06:06.820 sack was a little bit more laid back but then again her her current uh startup i won't i won't

00:06:11.220 mention the name right now but her current startup is laid back as well it is and so and so in all

00:06:15.520 honestly like i did that life and i thought i was thinking about it today actually it's funny

00:06:18.800 because i woke up this morning and i was like you know what i'm gonna do before the show today it's

00:06:22.240 about 1 p.m right now i'm gonna film or i'm gonna work on my book and it was like 11 a.m and i sat

00:06:27.640 there and i'm like i'm gonna get some chapters in i i got to my computer and i looked at it and i

00:06:31.100 was like my brain doesn't start working until roughly 5 p.m same and i cannot imagine how i

00:06:36.820 used to go to the office for 8 a.m meetings and sit there and have to like talk to people in a 0.76

00:06:41.620 fucking office did you do it well i think my brain used to start at like 11 so it was a little bit 0.98

00:06:47.900 earlier but like 8 to 11 dude i was we went to his sister's startup just visited the office on 0.99

00:06:53.300 sunday by the way her sister's boss was working shout out that dude matt matt shout out matt yeah

00:06:57.740 he's great big startup 12 billion dollar uh it's not even a startup anymore i mean that's a full

00:07:02.140 company yeah it's a full company 12 billion dollar company all right he told me uh he told me that

00:07:08.200 when he used to work at love sack and me i don't know if you can get like fired for this but i

00:07:11.820 guess since you don't work there that's impossible uh he would go in in the conference room and and

00:07:17.460 pretend to be on phone calls and and talk to himself just to waste time he'd be like yeah

00:07:22.760 that's when sarah said johnny told her that she wouldn't want to go to the beach and i would just

00:07:26.140 be on the phone i mean y'all let's be honest everybody out there who's working a corporate

00:07:30.620 job has those little slip away moments and they find like time to like go into a room and they

00:07:34.620 make up some excuse. You've got to take a small break. Can you, can you remind the audience why

00:07:39.220 you got fired from Costco? Uh, I worked at Costco when I was like 17 and I was a cashier. And by

00:07:48.060 the way, Costco has a great corporate structure, a great performance plan. You get all kinds of

00:07:52.600 great benefits. And, uh, dude, like the first day I was there, I, I also was selling drugs at the

00:08:00.400 time and don't you know don't tell anybody that okay and uh i would go in the bathroom and i would

00:08:05.180 literally get on the phone and i'll be like yo yeah i could run that out to you and i and like

00:08:08.940 when you go to costco to get your bulk pickups i mean people used to come pick up bulk bro large

00:08:13.980 orders and i would run out and i would run outside and lady came in she's like hey man one time i was 0.99

00:08:18.720 in the bathroom by the way i don't know a lady literally came into the bathroom which first of

00:08:22.380 all back then was not okay selling drugs she goes she goes hey mike i just gotta let you know you

00:08:27.200 can't be on the phone, man. It's not okay. And I'll be

00:08:29.220 like, all right, sure. And literally she caught me like

00:08:31.080 15 times, like over and over again. Finally

00:08:33.220 she's like, hey man, like, I don't know how to put this

00:08:35.280 like nicely, but you're fired. 1.00

00:08:37.160 Like, pack your shit, get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:08:39.400 The first two weeks. Yeah, it was fast, bro. 1.00

00:08:41.740 Were you not doing good enough then?

00:08:43.600 Nah, because I was bagging up,

00:08:45.240 but just, I wasn't bagging up people's groceries.

00:08:47.240 Oh, okay.

00:08:49.140 Yeah, don't sell drugs, especially at work.

00:08:52.540 Unless that is

00:08:53.280 your job.

00:08:54.860 Yeah, but don't do that.

00:08:56.460 don't do that shout out costco yo honestly we gotta address the i know i know yeah um so we

00:09:03.680 again we were in san francisco this past weekend when we heard of the um passing of kobe bryant

00:09:07.960 and i don't i don't know if there is anything worse than um this loss uh especially in the

00:09:16.860 sports world it was very clear the world was moving different on sunday in san francisco

00:09:26.440 it was like a giant uh there's like i personally felt like a piece of my soul had been had been

00:09:31.980 ripped from me and and i i wasn't the the biggest basketball version of kobe fan but like his strides

00:09:39.100 in in everything just like um manhood sports leadership and motivation inspiration accomplished

00:09:46.440 dude dude and i dude he's so i didn't realize how young he was he's four he was 41 and it's

00:09:52.540 because he's been so successful ever since he was 18 and just like um it is it is one of the most

00:09:58.040 tragic things i think uh i've i've ever come across and just sheer and utter sadness and

00:10:04.620 obviously condolences for his family well his daughter his daughter too you know what i'm saying

00:10:08.860 i mean it was and and even and even more so such a such a young life but you know like like you said

00:10:13.860 i i've talked to so many people yesterday i talked to you know bob menry and other people

00:10:20.220 in the sports world i talked to people across the board to kind of gauge reactions and that was one

00:10:23.840 of the things that that i felt so viscerally yesterday which was how big that hole fell

00:10:33.500 and how much it affected people across the board through all spectrums and um you know

00:10:40.760 every all the athletes that i watched described kobe with the same in the same light what what

00:10:48.920 will you miss most about him? What was the most recognizable thing about Kobe? And it was this

00:10:52.760 burning desire to win the mama mentality, mama mentality. And, uh, I think he brought that into

00:10:59.000 everything that he did in his life. And it, and it really, really, really hurts to know that he

00:11:05.700 finally was, you know, stepping away from the game to work on other pursuits that included bettering

00:11:10.520 the world, bettering kids' lives, you know, helping kids get into athletic programs and be

00:11:16.060 better at what they do and um just just for LA for California and for the entire world yesterday

00:11:24.580 it just felt like there was a hole and I cannot remember a time one a larger loss in the sports

00:11:34.880 world ever I don't I don't think there was ever there ever has been a larger loss in the sports

00:11:41.140 world in the history of this world 41 years old with his daughter and by the way seven other

00:11:49.220 people pilot uh a coach from from a orange county baseball team or softball team or whatever it was

00:11:55.200 his daughter's friend um her parents just just a massive loss but but also just i can't remember

00:12:00.880 the last time there was a death that made this camp move so slow and move so differently just

00:12:07.940 yesterday was a was as a whole was was basically a lost day i i i could not even being with my

00:12:17.380 family who i don't see very often i could not remove myself from this intense sadness it's

00:12:23.760 always so strange when an icon passes like you've never met kobe tragically tragic tragic before

00:12:28.880 their time yeah before their time certainly even when it's their time and they've lived a long

00:12:33.140 life it's still sad something like this completely unexpected you don't realize even how much you

00:12:37.480 cared about kobe until he's gone like how much he affected your life it's insane everyone taking a

00:12:43.820 shot kobe bro now it's like we did it the day before at chase's warehouse we drove past game

00:12:50.280 the bear at the bear at the place we're buying remember the bear with his hand we usually say

00:12:54.180 it all the time but i mean even like i met him in 2017 at the at the summit la summit and he he uh

00:13:01.480 they made this cartoon about him he worked on about his life and and you know how why he fell

00:13:05.960 in love with the game of basketball and I mean it's it's a real life love story I mean the way

00:13:10.740 he treated the game the way he approached it the way he took the time and effort to learning the

00:13:16.320 in and out of one of you know the most important games in American history the passion he had for

00:13:21.420 and the passion he had for the other players and you know bringing up these new players he's worked

00:13:26.020 with all of the players all of the coaches he was one of the most beloved people in the sport and in

00:13:30.540 the country and um i watched i watched that cartoon that you know was made that he worked on

00:13:36.540 and he presented to it to people at the summit and the way he was able to control and enamor a room

00:13:43.280 it was just mind-blowing i mean he was able to captivate and the amount of love that was in the

00:13:49.620 room and the amount of love that was in this country and most of all the amount of love that

00:13:53.740 was in la for kobe bryant it's just unmatchable and it's it's just it's there's no other way to

00:13:59.920 put it then it's just a tremendous tremendous loss for the sport and for the world in general it's it

00:14:06.260 it still doesn't feel real i woke up this morning and i the headlines were still there and it it's

00:14:11.460 like it's something's not computing um it it doesn't make any sense and i guess in scenarios

00:14:17.960 like these i always try to learn something like they're like grasp for a takeaway and you know

00:14:24.180 we've seen it on the news it's like you really really like really got a milk life like none of 0.78

00:14:29.020 this little little shit matters like don't get caught up in the minutiae of life um tell the 0.93

00:14:34.060 people that you're beefing with that you're cool spread love spread positivity like there's just 0.98

00:14:40.140 no time for this negative shit which actually we're gonna get into today with an incident we 0.98

00:14:46.560 had at um at uc berkeley but even just like fuck dude what does it do for um like clearly this is 0.99

00:14:57.260 a massive issue the helicopter crashed why did the helicopter crash so is this something you know 0.94

00:15:02.180 so so that's that's that they're gonna investigate that you know how does this affect

00:15:06.160 helicopter technology going forward like well tactically for us we occasionally ride helicopters

00:15:12.280 i can't say i'll be doing that honestly they aren't helicopters are are dangerous now it's

00:15:18.040 fog related i heard i heard a drone drone rumor at first i heard a drone may have uh got caught in

00:15:25.980 like something we could literally at the end of the day we also could we could literally do an

00:15:30.540 entire episode around the reaction to this i mean yeah just watch just watching how the internet

00:15:37.100 moved i mean it took over the entire internet i've never i've never seen like all 30 trending

00:15:42.880 spots on twitter there the rumor mill began rick fox got dragged into it at one point people were

00:15:48.280 saying that rick fox was on the the the helicopter i mean we could talk about all that stuff there's

00:15:52.680 also uh i spent the entire day watching and observing the negative side of the internet 0.98

00:16:00.040 the trolls uh the people i will not mention this motherfucker's name but this guy that 0.97

00:16:04.940 that was saying shout out to the to the to the pilot who forgot to gas the helicopter up and 0.99

00:16:10.420 he was thankful that i won't say his name but i went crazy on him and ice t shouted him you know

00:16:15.140 shouted him out in all honesty like and we'll talk about this again later with the spit situation

00:16:19.120 first amendment is great it really is it's one of the greatest things in the world it allows us to

00:16:26.520 have this platform i'm i'm honored to live in this country and honored by the first amendment 1.00

00:16:30.800 the people that gave us that but i also am honored to punch a motherfucker in the face 0.99

00:16:35.560 i if you if you people need to be held responsible you have the first amendment right to say whatever 0.99

00:16:44.120 you want but understand that just doesn't always clear you from the consequences of doing and i'm

00:16:50.080 not and i'm not saying that's right i'm not i'm not saying that's right i'm not saying i'm not

00:16:54.200 saying that but in all honesty like our billionaire friend that we had on the other day sometimes

00:16:58.880 pride and and you're and is bigger than those things i mean when you when you when you talk 0.99

00:17:05.780 about being happy about someone someone dying alongside their fucking daughter disgusting when 0.98

00:17:13.080 i see you say his name say his name i saw this dude i saw this dude on um joe rogan and his 1.00

00:17:20.260 energy the first couple words that came out of his mouth i knew he was a piece of shit and when 0.97

00:17:24.080 he slammed kobe i think they doxxed him they the on twitter they uh someone like released his 0.99

00:17:29.540 address and like it's but what you're saying is absolutely right there are implications for

00:17:33.920 for your actions there are real life repercussions that can take place i learned this the very hard

00:17:38.800 way um and i i live and i move knowing that information and and i don't know what he expected

00:17:45.700 to happen but not not to move um what was it what was his name do you not want to say i don't know

00:17:50.900 i really prefer not to say it i think people are going to find it anyways but but keep in mind like

00:17:55.100 shock comedians have existed forever this wasn't him being a shock but but you know it's what he

00:18:00.660 does he does shock comedy and and the only reason they do it the only reason shock comedians exist 0.99

00:18:06.740 in the world is because they're shit comedians they cannot come up with genuine fucking comedy 0.99

00:18:11.940 and so they say shit that shocks people and makes them mad and the only reason he has a platform 1.00

00:18:17.040 the only reason this motherfucker exists is because people talk to him when he says fucked up shit 1.00

00:18:22.000 in all honesty i'm pissed at myself for responding to it on twitter but it was so the anger i felt 1.00

00:18:27.580 was so visceral you fucking scumbag piece of shit like i never wish bad upon anyone i never 0.99

00:18:34.760 threaten violence against anyone but honestly dude like you don't have to bro what else what 1.00

00:18:42.160 else do you do in that situation you don't what else nothing what is up hands up i get it i get

00:18:46.220 it take care of him dude like like it that that ain't that ain't on you i understand i understand

00:18:51.120 what you're feeling but it's not on you to to handle what needs to be done with this man like 1.00

00:18:56.440 yeah it's tough bro you're could you fucking be dude like what kind of scumbag could you be when 1.00

00:19:03.440 someone dies alongside their daughter to make a fucking joke about that like like you you fucking 1.00

00:19:10.120 scumbag you are a worthless human you are a worthless fucking human honestly that's it that's 1.00

00:19:17.880 it i like like yes should i big up and say yo i hope you get better i hope you get the help you 1.00

00:19:23.140 need yeah yeah maybe i should but right now i want to say fuck you bro and honestly like if i thought 0.99

00:19:28.560 if you if that dude was here right now and i could find him and he was in front of this house i would 1.00

00:19:33.400 beat the fucking shit out of that motherfucker dude straight up because that is that's fucked up 1.00

00:19:38.100 when kids get brought into it that's fucked up i yeah it's tough mike because what your response 1.00

00:19:43.700 did was only blow up his spot which you know like the attention goes to him whether it's you know 0.95

00:19:48.080 i mean attention aside like who cares he got the attention he wanted and by the way it's not it's

00:19:52.640 not good attention and and mike everything you're feeling is is warranted i'm sure a lot of people

00:19:56.760 feel the same exact way i just like i don't know i he is a grown man so maybe there's like there's

00:20:03.160 less uh there's less leeway for him to make a mistake and say something erroneous you made a

00:20:09.000 mistake you made a mistake you want you push the boundary too far this dude lives this life this is

00:20:13.860 the he this is the 26 000 joke he's made like i kind of i kind of want to move on but like yeah

00:20:19.980 you said what you need to say and again this whole this whole colby thing is still uh affecting us

00:20:25.660 in a major way to this day and it's it's going to be tough to like jump to the next few topics

00:20:30.760 throughout this podcast especially since like everything else is extremely light-hearted but

00:20:34.060 we definitely wanted to address it um kind of piggybacking off of that situation and

00:20:39.580 um taking accountability for your actions and spreading love and positivity at berkeley we

00:20:48.460 had a little incident and it was only it was there's only like there's only one real incident

00:20:53.800 um with high school and colleges there is always there is and always will be the person we call

00:21:01.980 the heckler the hooligan the troublemaker the one person who wants to make a comment or do

00:21:08.220 something that'll get a reaction usually on video so they can go viral um but for the majority of

00:21:15.960 the time no all of the time we were at berkeley all love dude um we had just got done with one

00:21:23.840 of the craziest parties that i've been to in a while it's college parties i i told the girl who

00:21:27.860 was like hosting us i was like i was like she's like what do you want to do i was like i want to 0.79

00:21:30.560 go fucking crazy i want to be in a mosh pit i want to break a table i want someone to chug alcohol 0.80

00:21:35.260 like i wanted to go nuts dude so she took us to a frat party obviously what was the frat alpha phi 0.99

00:21:40.500 i think shout out the one that went off yeah alpha five alpha five no that was the sorority

00:21:47.780 we went to yeah whatever the point is we walked in and um can we can we did you say we were there

00:21:54.140 for the graduation yeah right oh yeah just because like i got like one comment that was like why is

00:21:59.440 mike going to frat but in all honesty like it's a great question like i we did it for content like 0.82

00:22:04.100 i didn't want to i'm not even drinking right now like i totally did not want to be fucking at a 0.64

00:22:08.240 frat party i'm not drinking either i'm not drinking either and mike no one wanted to go we 0.95

00:22:12.760 were exhausted but guess what i need content i'm a fucking vlogger now and i knew i knew it was 0.91

00:22:18.340 gonna be sick dude so i dragged 67 year old boxing coach milton to the frat party david the german 0.94

00:22:24.680 videographer and mike and uh just stroking my ego for a second i used to be able to go to these

00:22:30.160 college parties and it was it was still crazy it was like yo logan what's good no no not anymore

00:22:36.220 dude i i i did i had no idea the reaction was going to be this chaotic it got it got dangerous

00:22:44.180 dude and if i wasn't sober i would not have been able to navigate safely um no your body would 0.98

00:22:49.940 have just gone limp and you would have like mosh pit fucking cameras and mind you like i was turning 0.98

00:22:55.840 up too i was i was like wait till you guys see the vlog it's coming out tomorrow it's absolutely 0.99

00:23:01.300 insane but um yeah i crowd surfed my uh my $300 laura piano hat got stolen by a girl by the way 0.82

00:23:08.820 i fucking know you stole it we saw you steal it mike saw you steal it and then she shoved it down 0.91

00:23:13.280 her pants bro i've seen so she stole the hat and i was like i like got out a little mosh i was like 0.99

00:23:19.500 hey i know you took my hat and she's like she's like i didn't take it i swear i was like 0.99

00:23:23.400 do i tell her that i know it's in her fucking pants until i reached out her pants and give 0.98

00:23:28.780 that no i can't do that i can't why not because i chalk it up to i'm not telling a college girl 1.00

00:23:33.540 to show me that her my hat is in her pants i can't go i know it's in your pants because now 0.92

00:23:38.420 she's gonna be like i'm hands off chalk it up to the game but fucking keep the hat as a souvenir 0.95

00:23:44.740 i don't care i also told him like it that we were at a point in the situation where 0.89

00:23:48.840 so but we went to two or three different parties that day and here's what happens step one you

00:23:54.300 walk in obviously because otherwise you can't go in okay step you got to get in there somehow step

00:24:00.740 two people say the following oh my god i think that's logan paul step three is selfie mode and

00:24:07.680 they and not in la but when you go to like states that don't have celebrity encounters very often

00:24:12.420 it turns into this thing like oh my god is that logan paul so it's selfie mode i'm here with logan

00:24:15.860 paul step four it hits like a peak and people start surrounding you step five it slowly starts 0.68

00:24:22.620 to turn into strangely into like how do we fuck with this kid so only not a lot not a lot it's 0.98

00:24:28.240 not a lot it's like one to two people sometimes some like short little girl with colored hair 0.97

00:24:33.480 sometimes they start it sometimes they start it and then it it starts to get catch a little bit

00:24:39.500 of a wave so like by i told them by the time we left the party there was like chants that were

00:24:45.620 against us so you walk in no they weren't against us they would chant ksi when we leave and so it's

00:24:52.900 like five seven dudes just like but that's like a term of endearment right like that i mean no but

00:24:57.400 also like it's just so we i'm just trying to understand it that's what i'm saying like i 0.97

00:25:00.660 understand it so like fun to fuck with people bro and if you haven't learned like based on twitter 0.97

00:25:04.760 sentiment like i'm a fun person to fuck with it's fun to to pretend that the video of me 0.99

00:25:09.480 sucking a dick was me like it's a 300 000 people tweet about it it's a good time i get it like i'll 0.99

00:25:14.400 be i'll be the butt of your joke that's no problem but uh in person it's always when we walk away so 1.00

00:25:19.820 it's like yeah well rightfully so too i mean we're six fucking we're six three i mean this 0.99

00:25:23.760 gets a professional boxer yeah our penises are small well that's a huge fact but like what he 0.98

00:25:28.220 doesn't know is like he he operates around this this party and like sometimes i'll when i go to 0.96

00:25:32.640 the party i'll like stand next to him but now when i go to parties especially because i'm like sober

00:25:36.140 and i probably don't want to be there i i hate to say this but i always like start identifying

00:25:41.160 useful weapons yo yo so check it out so check it out we went to i said i escaped the mosh pit

00:25:47.340 okay went to the backyard there was one kid who was like you don't want to throw hands with you

00:25:51.360 and i was like i was like i was like semi down to just like go into like a parking lot and like

00:25:55.620 fight this kid for content like in a friendly way but then i was like

00:25:59.940 he was he was like five eight i was like bare knuckle boxing ring in the parking lot

00:26:04.460 i don't know but no no i said we have to get away from all these people but then i was like

00:26:09.160 there's a good chance i'm i'm gonna knock this dude out and then he's a liability and like i'll

00:26:13.720 get in trouble for it so we didn't end up doing it but like i appreciated his enthusiasm um but

00:26:18.080 the point is once we were in the backyard and uh things started to get a little hectic like his

00:26:25.720 hat got pulled off homie homie grabbed a homie grabbed a brick i always have one i always spot

00:26:30.520 one but i or anything whatever i can find i not by the way i don't have it in my hand i just know

00:26:34.920 where it is okay there's no where it is but he's already with the brick dog but he started but he

00:26:40.560 started it started to turn that direction like now hats off the camera's getting swiped at there's 0.72

00:26:45.440 like little shots getting thrown like little shit and now is when i say okay like his hat's gone 0.98

00:26:50.620 by the way i think i've pinpointed the girl who has it too so i'm like yo what the fuck's good 0.99

00:26:54.400 dude like where's that his shit he's got a much more playful demeanor than i do like once shit 0.99

00:26:58.900 starts to pop off i'm like i'm like just waiting bro i'm literally waiting for something one person 0.99

00:27:03.400 gonna take it too far and we were one i'm telling you we were one one to two minutes away from that

00:27:09.500 happening like that is literally so i'm like yo we have to leave right now sentiment is turning 0.99

00:27:13.860 the people are fucking turning on us the brits are coming we have to get the fuck out of here 0.97

00:27:18.860 i got the brick yeah yeah i got the brick and so we like we like escaped but a little like lynch 0.99

00:27:25.240 mob followed us and and they were like behind us and so i'm like walking like with my feet i'm in 0.94

00:27:32.000 i'm in a great i'm in a great mood i mean just like bro i fucking crowd serve i party with 0.93

00:27:37.460 college kids we got some sick content like and the whole day was sick we saw my sister graduate 0.97

00:27:41.340 i'm just super happy dude and like he said when shit starts to go south i don't i stay right where 0.88

00:27:46.620 i'm at like this kid's like i want to fight you i was like yeah maybe i'm maybe uh but i'm just 0.99

00:27:51.720 in a sick mood so we're walking down the street and then this fucking this little gremlin girl 0.98

00:27:56.760 i called her a rolling dumpster this little girl comes running around the corner and i go and 1.00

00:28:03.560 you know she has her video video out and i thought she she was just going to be like 1.00

00:28:07.540 what's up i'm here whatever it is so i'm like hi and she goes and then chuckles and starts running

00:28:14.560 away she chuckles she's she's so she spits on me and she chuckles starts running away and mind you

00:28:19.700 there's like 15 to 25 kids still like following us as we're like trying to make our way to the van

00:28:24.240 and i'm in a good mood so i don't i don't really react i was like ah like another hater or

00:28:29.760 whatever and then i i'm we're walking for like 10 to 15 seconds and i see this girl's made no

00:28:35.720 progress in her in her sprint mind you mind you i'm the fastest man on the planet actually so i

00:28:42.480 go to david i'm like yo let's just let's catch up to her and ask her why she spit on me yeah so we

00:28:47.740 catch up to this girl and i have this video here we catch up to this girl and i'm like i asked her

00:28:52.360 I'm like, what's the deal?

00:28:53.780 Why did you spit on me?

00:28:54.380 I'll play the video right now,

00:28:55.720 but this was definitely the highlight of the trip.

00:28:59.400 Oh, God.

00:29:01.080 Hi.

00:29:02.220 Not cool, dude.

00:29:04.360 I don't know if that's what life's about.

00:29:05.780 Sorry.

00:29:06.720 Not really.

00:29:07.960 Okay.

00:29:08.260 No.

00:29:09.220 Listen, I got nothing but love for you, okay?

00:29:11.240 Thank you.

00:29:11.780 Nothing but love?

00:29:12.360 I don't really respect you that much.

00:29:13.740 All good.

00:29:14.160 I've got nothing but love for you.

00:29:15.620 Respect.

00:29:16.120 I've been from people.

00:29:17.120 That's what life's about.

00:29:18.160 Do you like my background?

00:29:19.000 I do.

00:29:19.540 I like everything about you.

00:29:20.540 in the future

00:29:21.940 not going to spit on people

00:29:23.440 so I was just going to ask you

00:29:26.480 is this going to come out on Tuesday

00:29:28.040 what yes

00:29:29.660 I was just curious just because I was

00:29:32.000 thinking you might want to save the reaction for Wednesday

00:29:34.280 vlog like the what reaction

00:29:36.040 her talking

00:29:37.500 this is all online

00:29:40.100 oh yeah that's right sorry

00:29:41.780 so we didn't I haven't said anything about this

00:29:44.420 that went viral on TikTok because

00:29:46.100 some kids walked up and started

00:29:47.480 recording

00:29:48.560 my bad did they record on tiktok i don't think so that's pretty forward thinking

00:29:53.060 but it went viral on tiktok she went semi-viral and um i think it would have gone more viral but 0.98

00:30:00.580 when the kobe shit broke that took over everything and this this became like nothing but um it was 0.77

00:30:06.480 interesting because you know i'm i'm used i'm used to hate definitely online rarely in person 0.96

00:30:13.400 especially when a someone is alone and be also uh a woman acting in a violent way like this

00:30:21.580 like i've never been like really pressed physically by a woman i know spitting isn't

00:30:25.760 physical but in that's just disrespectful it's disrespectful also there's uh potential i think

00:30:30.600 it's assault charges that like could slide if it's twisted a certain way um not battery because

00:30:35.480 battery implies like some physical uh attack but um yeah so it's like a threat on a on someone's

00:30:41.520 person um and so she spits on me and i'm like i'm i'm like how do i how do i place i'm not

00:30:47.420 really that mad um but also it's it's just really disrespectful i want to see if i can

00:30:53.400 i want to see if i can change her in our interaction i want to see if because i've been 0.95

00:30:59.060 i've done dumb shit and disrespectful shit like this i want to see if i can talk to her and say 0.97

00:31:04.520 something to her that will make her realize that this is not how to handle a problem if you have 0.99

00:31:08.700 a problem in life just blatant and utter disrespect like this so i approach her and um as you saw in

00:31:15.860 the video i i i attempted to kill her with kindness i was just like yo i got i got nothing but love

00:31:21.620 for you and respect and empathy um she's like i don't really respect you that much i was like

00:31:26.020 that's no problem like that's her prerogative by the way bro like have whatever opinion you want

00:31:30.440 about me but regardless i still have nothing but love for you and and empathy respect positivity

00:31:35.480 just like and then i told her after this video i was like you know in the future just don't

00:31:40.100 spit on people but if you are going to do it like you got to run faster because we caught you

00:31:44.360 yeah you you crushed it bro you you like honestly i don't i don't think i told you yet i know i

00:31:49.540 tweeted about it but i was i was extremely proud of the way you handled this and i think it was

00:31:53.720 very indicative of your maturity and your growth over the past two years i also think that sobriety

00:31:59.680 was on your side that night

00:32:01.840 because I can't imagine if we were

00:32:03.320 in any kind of

00:32:05.820 other shape or

00:32:07.320 place but I think

00:32:09.740 you may have still handled it the same way but I think

00:32:11.480 it helped you even more. I would have

00:32:13.620 I'm not like that. You know we don't get drunk like that

00:32:15.840 but I mean we do but I'm still not

00:32:17.720 an aggressive drunk. If anything I would have been even like

00:32:19.580 more like yeah man I fucking love 0.98

00:32:21.800 you. I'm not just not 0.96

00:32:23.700 an aggressive drunk but

00:32:24.800 unless you're going to say something I'm kind of like I got

00:32:27.640 something like. No go go go go

00:32:29.660 this girl got very lucky

00:32:32.880 she got very very lucky

00:32:35.360 she got lucky that I was sober

00:32:38.820 and that it was be me 0.96

00:32:40.320 and that she wasn't spitting on someone who is like an aggressive 0.99

00:32:42.980 human being that would 0.91

00:32:44.060 take an action god knows what

00:32:47.120 for something as disrespectful 0.99

00:32:49.080 like she 0.98

00:32:49.920 Mike example

00:32:52.820 did not see this happen

00:32:54.420 Mike has a switch

00:32:56.420 when he sees any of his friends

00:32:58.220 it's happened with me before in vegas it's happened with evan when he sees any of his

00:33:01.980 friends get disrespected on this level the mike that i know is gone he becomes a very protective 0.97

00:33:10.660 large human bear and he doubles in size and fucking spazzes and he didn't he didn't see 0.92

00:33:16.400 this happen he just saw me running so they caught up but a she got or b she got lucky because of 0.98

00:33:21.460 that um see the the our mosh pit are like the people that did like and enjoy us like you can 0.84

00:33:28.140 kind of hear them in the background they're like yo that's fucked up that she she didn't tie the 0.76

00:33:32.340 public opinion was turning against her quickly yeah i didn't get attacked by any of them um she 0.85

00:33:36.660 was surrounded yeah and i and i didn't want it to be like that bro like and i sent this video out

00:33:42.320 to um about eight people whose opinions i respect i'm like what are your opinions on this um should

00:33:49.540 i post it should i not is it a bad look and a lot of people were like yo we like the way you handled

00:33:55.640 that it was a very mature way of doing it some people were like i'm not going to say who but

00:33:59.800 some of my friends were like i understand she's a woman i would have knocked that girl out i don't

00:34:04.380 do i don't i don't hit women i never will unless i'm in like a life-threatening position or like i

00:34:08.940 i don't i mean i don't eat hopefully it never happens but like it's just like a rule i have

00:34:12.920 but she's luck again she's lucky it was me and like i would just i just won't do that when i

00:34:17.780 came over to go ahead i think you're still going good um and then two people that i sent the video

00:34:24.700 to said this is interesting and this is i'll get to the takeaway two people i don't think i told 0.57

00:34:31.240 you this yet said it was fucked up of me to question her for spitting on me for for they 0.62

00:34:40.620 said cornering her with my boys i go i go i go mike mike was nowhere to be found he walked up 0.92

00:34:46.920 like 10 seconds after there was david who was filming she had a back exit the entire time there

00:34:53.060 was no corner and it was like all her fellow classmates and so and then i was think two of

00:34:58.340 the opinions were like yo she was nervous you're a professional boxer she's just a girl and i i

00:35:04.300 texted back both of them i was like she spit on me this is weird their opinion was that i was semi

00:35:15.500 i in the wrong and it made them uncomfortable because i i was holding her accountable for her 0.94

00:35:21.640 actions so my takeaway from this was everyone's got a fucking opinion about something oh yeah it 0.95

00:35:28.920 is so hard to be to be right and have everyone agree with you i can i cannot fathom that in any 0.87

00:35:37.820 way i was in the wrong here that is the dumbest i would agree no no no five percent of the people

00:35:44.480 listening to this now they're not the same opinion maybe not impulsive but if if when this goes live 0.93

00:35:50.240 in the vlog you will see comments like yo you're a dude you shouldn't have asked her why are you

00:35:55.940 saying that she was scared it's gonna be a girl it probably will be a girl that's saying it you

00:36:00.520 don't know were they guys that told you that one was the guy one was a girl honestly one was the

00:36:05.560 guy it makes me i'm gonna i'll try to be calm on this one but it makes me sad to even imagine that 0.94

00:36:12.160 that that kind of sentiment could possibly exist i mean what what what the literal fuck 0.63

00:36:19.320 are these people talking about someone spit on you someone and first of all just so everyone knows 0.95

00:36:26.400 i have multiple points on this to me spitting on someone is probably the highest level of

00:36:33.200 disrespect 100 to me so so he talks about me seeing red now wouldn't happen because i have 1.00

00:36:39.060 the same rules on girls as he does and also this girl didn't really produce spit she did this little 1.00

00:36:44.460 like blow spit i forgot that was another reason she got lucky there was no there's no actual spit 1.00

00:36:48.480 on me she she uh she went to spit and maybe she had dry mouth or something but there wasn't she

00:36:53.320 nothing came out if i feel which was part of the reason i didn't fully snap i think if i feel human

00:36:59.100 spit in my face it's an automatic

00:37:02.600 it's an automatic launch of the fist it is it's automatic it's automatic and by the way like 0.93

00:37:11.960 that i don't i don't feel bad saying that if you spit in someone's face that is degrading them in

00:37:19.780 the highest manner that is the highest degradation of the human that you could possibly do you are 0.99

00:37:25.080 saying you are a piece of shit and i own you i own you okay and so my first thought on logan's 0.99

00:37:31.520 reaction here at first was i was proud of him of course but i think he handled this a little bit 1.00

00:37:36.840 softly and so and so and so i could because there's a problem here also and i don't who

00:37:43.920 knows if this makes it on but it well look at it you have to keep you have to stay responsible for

00:37:49.240 your own actions and i get accountability i get that but if you don't but it also potentially 0.89

00:37:54.260 opens you up to more spitting more shit talking okay and to that to that i said because he's he's 0.94

00:38:00.320 right like some someone maybe will watch this who doesn't like me and is and if i'm ever around them 0.98

00:38:05.840 they'll be like yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna go ahead and spit on that it's not gonna do shit because 0.95

00:38:09.060 not gonna do shit if you're not a girl i'm gonna beat the fuck out of you like this the circumstances 0.97

00:38:19.640 were perfect for her dude but like i'm not i'm not afraid to um confront the reality that like 0.99

00:38:26.760 the whole world doesn't love me and in fact some some are the the exact opposite like i'm a pretty

00:38:33.300 polarizing character and i and i don't know if i ever won't be i think i think that's just how

00:38:39.940 how i move like um you know people people are on different wavelengths and she she was interesting

00:38:46.480 because she's on the complete opposite wavelength of me where i i asked her i was like um i was like

00:38:52.740 i'm sorry like uh she's like it's okay and i i said i think are you can you say you're sorry

00:38:58.840 for at least spitting on me and she goes no and she doubled down but then she went to shake your

00:39:02.340 hand and asking me i think i think she was kind of like nervous and she and she asked me if she

00:39:07.280 like liked her hoodie and she was kind of like deflecting like we do sort of like throwing

00:39:11.240 smoke bombs and trying to get out of the situation she sucked at it though but but like people just

00:39:15.820 people just people move different but also but also like it's i think it's just really important

00:39:19.960 that people understand that like you can dislike someone you can not feel good about the way they

00:39:24.440 move you could question their actions whatever especially you know you could do that online by

00:39:28.180 the way like that guy that that we talked about earlier in the show like i i'm pissed off but in

00:39:33.980 honesty like i shouldn't even be giving him that much attention to begin with right he's online

00:39:39.020 he's spewing hate online people do that all day long like if i saw him out in public i know i say

00:39:43.800 that and vis viscerally i would want to but i i probably would would cool down and just be like 0.98

00:39:48.360 this dude's doing shit online at the end of the day that line is there's a line drawn between 0.97

00:39:54.380 negative sentiment towards someone talking shit and invading their personal space when you bring 0.99

00:39:59.920 it to spitting on someone throwing hands on someone pushing someone it you have now crossed 0.96

00:40:05.220 the line between freedom of speech and opening yourself up to retaliation yeah i mean you have

00:40:11.400 every right to protect yourself a hundred percent and and in all honesty like as we know spitting on

00:40:15.820 someone can be considered a criminal offense and assault in this in this in this state and so in

00:40:21.040 in all in all honesty like if you spit on someone there's probably a way in court where i'm gonna 0.99

00:40:27.180 get out of being in trouble by bashing your fucking face it oh my god no no no no i'm not 0.99

00:40:32.140 talking about this don't spit on mike no but but literally if i want to move on i want to move on 1.00

00:40:37.160 i know because you just keep covering all the topics with your side and then when i go to say

00:40:41.140 something we move on go ahead go talking in circles that's it i i just don't believe i don't

00:40:45.940 believe uh she will make it out scot-free on this one i don't know i don't know what it is

00:40:50.740 um i can't imagine berkeley is a very prestigious school i can't imagine a person like this is

00:40:58.420 walking around berkeley we know her instagram her instagram bios is lie steep steel cheat lie

00:41:03.760 cheat steal this is not this is this is not a a person who should be emblematic of uc berkeley

00:41:10.080 I can't imagine

00:41:11.520 I think karma will catch up to her

00:41:13.640 and it almost happened bro

00:41:15.060 when she was running away

00:41:17.200 I was like jogging

00:41:18.860 I was just like where you going 0.99

00:41:20.160 and she's like I'm fucking drunk 0.93

00:41:23.060 I was like yeah I know 0.95

00:41:24.220 and she's like you're gonna catch me I'm not that fast

00:41:25.780 I was like I know where you going

00:41:27.080 and she almost slipped bro 1.00

00:41:30.200 she almost ate shit 0.99

00:41:31.820 and I was about to be like instant karma 1.00

00:41:33.060 she kept her balance she's a little fucking gremlin 1.00

00:41:34.980 I just got a text from a large influencer 1.00

00:41:39.140 and said, wow, I just saw that spit thing. 0.99

00:41:40.840 What a trash bag.

00:41:42.040 And I said, what would you have done? 0.98

00:41:43.220 I'm interested to see what he says back.

00:41:44.960 I'm interested to see what his response is.

00:41:46.240 His will be interesting.

00:41:47.560 I have a feeling his is probably going to be very similar to mine.

00:41:51.940 Is that the end of our violence stuff for the episode?

00:41:54.540 We have a lot of fun things to talk about.

00:41:56.800 I just want to cap it.

00:41:59.180 As everyone who watches this knows.

00:42:00.800 I'm going to cap the cap then.

00:42:01.700 And as you guys know, good. 0.97

00:42:03.480 And as you guys know, I'm filled with fucking radiant love. 0.87

00:42:07.440 I love people. 0.95

00:42:08.360 I'm nice to everyone in person I try to help people and I try I want to continue to deliver

00:42:14.780 that as much as possible but I do I I'm sorry like I do continue to have the mentality that 0.98

00:42:20.460 I was born with which is when people are pieces of shit and it's and it's very well known and 0.99

00:42:27.220 it's very easy to spot a bad person a bad egg whether it's a comedian whether it's a girl with 1.00

00:42:32.800 the nose piercing on, on some fuck you mentality, fuck the world, fuck Logan Paul. 1.00

00:42:37.900 There's a part of me that gets very upset and very protective. And I, and people tell me 1.00

00:42:42.460 kill hate with love and kill love hate with kindness. And I truly wish that I can get to

00:42:49.800 a place where I'm able to do that. Unfortunately, I'm still very formative in my ability to do that.

00:42:53.700 And I'm working on it. And, you know, please, if you're watching this, understand that there is

00:42:58.600 that they're understand that there's a

00:43:01.080 like you're going to be held accountable for

00:43:03.060 your actions just understand that it's the biggest thing 0.99

00:43:05.120 to fucking know here's here's my cap 0.98

00:43:06.960 just uh this vlog 0.99

00:43:08.100 this vlog is going to be this particular vlog 0.99

00:43:10.860 it's coming out tomorrow it's fucking sick 0.99

00:43:12.940 the whole thing is just sick bro 0.99

00:43:14.820 from the graduation to we traded

00:43:16.800 four hundred thousand dollar cars with my

00:43:18.960 boy chase shout out chase hero your

00:43:20.880 rolls is sick been driving it around

00:43:22.760 it's sick uh yeah vlog

00:43:24.940 tomorrow vlog channel is popping

00:43:26.380 fun stuff

00:43:27.840 mike i appreciate what you did last night what was it as the crm the chief relations manager 0.97

00:43:37.000 um there was a girl who somehow i don't want to say somehow she she like no yeah somehow weaseled 0.75

00:43:45.300 her way into like tricking us to to watch a movie with us and um i've had a a sexual relation with

00:43:52.660 her in the past and so i think she came over with like maybe that expectation it was like 11 30 and 0.92

00:43:58.860 it's just been a while and like again i truly mean this like i'm i'm pretty fucking asexual now 0.56

00:44:03.360 especially when i'm grinding i'm just getting the zone of like i don't really care about 0.64

00:44:06.820 drinking and and women in that way uh i was like she went to the bathroom i was like mike you gotta 0.58

00:44:14.940 get this girl out of here i was i was like can you give me an alley-oop just say like just be

00:44:18.100 like logan you should probably get to bed you we have a lot to do tomorrow and mike's like yeah 1.00

00:44:22.420 yeah bro I got you you know I'll do your thing this fucking girl comes out of the bathroom and 0.98

00:44:27.240 Mike's like I'll use the arbitrary name uh that's a good name Karen because no one's 0.99

00:44:32.720 fucking named Karen nowadays he goes he goes Karen Logan says you have to leave 0.73

00:44:38.340 I said it I said it and it was like super joking I was gonna I had an uh preface for it too I was 0.99

00:44:45.900 gonna say hey Logan asked me to to finesse this situation but I'm not gonna do that like

00:44:51.960 because honestly dude like my patient like similarly to what he's talking about when we're

00:44:56.780 in grind mode like my patience for like bullshit situations is so low right now yeah like i just 0.99

00:45:01.340 i honestly don't give a fuck about like any like dumb shit yeah but not even for me bro you couldn't 0.99

00:45:05.620 finesse it a little bit no man because now i have to deal with it if he finesses it anymore then you 0.99

00:45:10.140 have to do a whole little dance and he's gotta like be like oh yeah we really gotta do this 1.00

00:45:13.860 thing tomorrow and then you're gonna be like oh yeah i should go to bed and then she's gonna be 0.98

00:45:16.620 like no i don't want to leave she looked at me she's like i wish you would have kicked me out

00:45:19.560 yourself i was like i you know mike well and it was like late and i just like i think like the

00:45:26.140 amount of things like i'm like willing to do now is just like it's like dwindling i got this 0.87

00:45:30.580 fucking book coming i have so much shit going on like i don't care you've talked a lot about 0.93

00:45:33.920 yourself this episode bro not once that was the first thing we taught all the topics had to do 0.99

00:45:39.800 with you the sister or the uh spitting girl the the uh this part what is this one about your

00:45:46.920 girlfriend. I thought you guys like girls that spit. 1.00

00:45:50.300 On 1.00

00:45:50.660 dicks, yeah. 0.99

00:45:53.380 Not on our person. 0.93

00:45:55.120 Like your shoulder's not cool?

00:45:56.620 I mean, you know what happens.

00:45:58.080 Sorry, I missed that one.

00:46:01.020 I mean, I don't know.

00:46:02.020 You want to hear about that orgy from the top of the show

00:46:03.980 that you so quickly rushed over? 0.98

00:46:05.240 You want to hear about the orgy? No, you don't. That was the worst day of my life. 0.96

00:46:09.040 Worst day of my life.

00:46:11.000 It's in my bed.

00:46:12.100 I took a step back. I looked at

00:46:13.600 the debauchery that was happening. I go,

00:46:15.680 is this what i've devolved to i go i go is this fame i walk in the bathroom i go like

00:46:24.880 it was one of these moments you have these moments when you're drunk

00:46:27.340 and you look in the mirror like this you're like what am i doing this ain't good this is this is

00:46:35.640 this is a defining moment in my life and right now is where i make the decision as a man what 0.95

00:46:39.580 i'm gonna do to move forward it was horrifying dylan so no i'm not gonna fucking talk about it 0.95

00:46:43.900 we went to the chain smokers party 0.91

00:46:47.980 it was pretty cool

00:46:49.520 I also realized though that was just another

00:46:51.180 and us being sober

00:46:52.080 I get social anxiety

00:46:55.280 my ex girlfriend said this

00:46:57.300 she goes do you know you're an introvert

00:46:59.100 and I go no no no no no impossible

00:47:01.220 because I love people bro I'll be walking around like yo how you doing

00:47:03.360 how you doing how's your daughter

00:47:04.480 but she says I'm an introvert

00:47:07.080 and I get social anxiety at parties

00:47:08.840 so not like I'm starting to like really

00:47:11.140 empathize with people who

00:47:12.300 are introverted

00:47:14.340 and shy

00:47:14.840 and have social anxiety

00:47:15.740 it was the first time

00:47:16.400 in my life

00:47:16.600 I was like

00:47:16.920 what I do

00:47:18.800 is

00:47:19.580 that's why

00:47:20.740 the big space heaters 0.88

00:47:22.120 at parties

00:47:22.720 are dope

00:47:23.420 to combat

00:47:24.300 social anxiety

00:47:25.260 and awkwardness

00:47:25.860 space heaters

00:47:26.380 the ones that

00:47:26.900 make you sweat

00:47:28.220 even more

00:47:28.720 yeah

00:47:29.340 it was

00:47:31.840 it was interesting

00:47:32.440 but

00:47:32.720 we

00:47:33.660 we found out

00:47:34.720 the quarterback

00:47:35.140 of the Rams

00:47:35.880 Jared Goff

00:47:36.620 shout out Jared Goff

00:47:37.300 watches our show

00:47:38.140 he

00:47:38.900 come on

00:47:39.940 no

00:47:41.100 we

00:47:41.620 we did

00:47:42.240 my guy some it's too too raunchy he said but uh yeah we we don't we don't blame him but it was

00:47:49.680 it was cool it was cool to meet him and uh it's always it's always interesting to see who watches

00:47:55.260 this show i've read a comment today that a 43 year old watches this show with their son or

00:48:02.720 daughter frequently so i mean this show in particular is it's probably a good way to relate

00:48:07.040 to the kid who knows who knows podcasts are i'm just like i'm kind of uh just confused right now

00:48:15.600 because i noticed mike's going absolutely silent ever since i said he's talking i just i yeah i

00:48:20.220 just want to make sure you get a chance to talk i just lost my co-host well i mean if i'm gonna do

00:48:24.540 myself let me know no i just i hate when you get like that it's so annoying like i just like we're 0.79

00:48:29.040 trying like i'm trying to talk about shit that has like a ton of meaning to me and like and like 0.91

00:48:32.880 you're literally like speed it up and you're like dylan speed him up man you're talking by yourself 0.98

00:48:36.780 Like everything you fucking talked about on the show so far has been about 0.98

00:48:39.180 you. 1.00

00:48:39.560 I like every fuck the girl spit in my face. 1.00

00:48:42.540 Like how I hung out with this girl last night. 1.00

00:48:44.860 I have social anxiety at the chain smokers party.

00:48:46.840 Here's how I felt about this.

00:48:47.920 Here's.

00:48:48.220 And then I say like one thing and everything on the show has been about

00:48:50.700 you,

00:48:51.000 man.

00:48:51.660 So like,

00:48:52.140 honestly,

00:48:52.520 no,

00:48:52.720 it's fine.

00:48:53.100 It's fine.

00:48:53.780 It's fine.

00:48:54.180 I just,

00:48:54.560 I just like,

00:48:55.040 yo, 0.99

00:48:55.140 when you want to run a fucking, 1.00

00:48:56.320 a bomber ass show, 1.00

00:48:58.640 fucking kill that shit. 1.00

00:48:59.500 I'm chilling here. 1.00

00:49:00.080 I got texts to answer.

00:49:01.020 I got emails to do.

00:49:02.080 I know.

00:49:02.560 I know.

00:49:02.840 But that's,

00:49:03.220 you're not on the show to do emails.

00:49:04.380 Yeah.

00:49:06.780 But every time I go to say something, you're like, yo, don't say anything.

00:49:10.020 I'm talking here.

00:49:11.300 I'm going to cap that.

00:49:12.460 I'm going to cap that.

00:49:13.180 We've heard enough.

00:49:13.900 I'm going to cap that.

00:49:14.420 No, I said I'm going to cap your cap.

00:49:16.400 Don't cap any caps.

00:49:17.700 Just sit there.

00:49:18.600 I was going to cap after you capped.

00:49:21.800 You're capping.

00:49:22.700 What I'm doing is I try to somehow make my life relatable so people can learn something from it.

00:49:30.180 And I don't know.

00:49:30.960 I just noticed there's a lot of me somehow taking it back to you talk, which I don't have a problem with.

00:49:36.780 Bro, there's no one on there.

00:49:38.360 Let's put it this way.

00:49:39.140 Easiest way for you to understand it.

00:49:40.260 There's no one on the show who's more relatable than me. 0.99

00:49:43.260 People relate to my shit all the time. 1.00

00:49:45.160 I talk about mental illness. 1.00

00:49:46.140 I talk about struggle.

00:49:46.900 I talk about addiction. 0.99

00:49:48.200 I'm on this show to be a beacon of fucking relatability. 0.98

00:49:51.740 I don't need to do anything. 0.98

00:49:52.900 People are like, yo, I see what this kid's going through.

00:49:54.840 I can relate to that.

00:49:55.800 Yo, I think. 0.99

00:49:56.500 So I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about right now. 0.99

00:49:58.300 To me, it seems like Mike does a lot of like emotional vetting on the show where he's 0.99

00:50:02.060 completely like just pouring out his heart about the situations that happen where you're

00:50:05.880 like kind of presenting storytelling yeah concept of what happened i don't mind it i just think

00:50:11.260 today today it's it's you dragged it on a little bit and maybe i'm wrong i'd love to hear in the

00:50:17.220 comments like am i am i wrong here or is was it a little too me me me i'm saying i'm saying it was

00:50:25.040 the exact opposite i'm saying it was like you were just like yo and i like also i just i don't have

00:50:30.360 any appetite for this discussion right now it's not stimulating me in any way shape or form just

00:50:34.080 read the sign. Bro,

00:50:36.020 honestly, dude,

00:50:37.820 what do you want to do? Then, yo,

00:50:39.960 kill the episode, bro. See ya.

00:50:42.140 Fuck, he's walking. 1.00

00:50:43.840 He's the second guest to walk. 1.00

00:50:45.700 Smoke it, bro. I have no problem answering

00:50:48.200 fucking email. Let's watch the Spencer 0.99

00:50:50.200 UFO video. Dylan, we're

00:50:52.180 in the middle of a thing. I don't give a fuck about UFOs right 0.99

00:50:54.160 now. Mike is 0.98

00:50:56.060 sitting on the love sack. Shout out, love sack.

00:50:58.580 It seems that he's flustered, but

00:51:00.040 I do hope that he comes back to the show because I love 0.91

00:51:02.200 mike's talking he has a lot that he wants to say he's definitely distraught about the kobe thing

00:51:06.840 he's definitely caught up in his emotions he wants to protect you man he's like a big brother i know

00:51:10.760 about the spitting thing man he's sad about it he didn't like it and he did he probably doesn't feel

00:51:15.300 like he got to do enough no i i know i know i'm just talking about this episode in particular i

00:51:19.520 have like a weird um a weird radar for like when i'm when it's when it's like a short attention

00:51:28.080 span when it's time to move on like add in a way and i think that's i think that's why i love making

00:51:33.480 content and doing what i'm doing in storytelling because out of the next kill your darling this

00:51:37.600 one's tough because you're balancing the long form podcast with like keeping it quick too like

00:51:41.500 the attention span for impulsive you know derivative word impulsive keeping it quick and

00:51:46.360 jumping around like i totally see that we definitely did go a little bit long on all

00:51:50.040 those topics that's what i thought but that's my opinion that's okay what else what else is fun

00:51:54.720 other fun things going on yeah um mike malak's on the show today yeah

00:51:59.740 this is weird i mean i'll do it because i'm capable of it i tried and now i got you

00:52:07.300 antonio brown diss track i tweeted i was going to do this so if you guys do not know

00:52:14.500 i had a fight or a potential fight opponent in antonio brown he used to play for the

00:52:21.360 Steelers Patriots and Raiders he's one of the best receivers in the league and I kind of started

00:52:25.760 beefing with him I'm sure you guys know about this and um he denied two multi multi-million

00:52:31.440 dollar very healthy deals very healthy offers and in many ways I was upset because I know he's not

00:52:39.160 making money like he used to and he wasted a lot of our time when I could have been focusing on a

00:52:42.800 different opponent and by the way if you have an opponent for me in mind that you think I should

00:52:45.360 box please let me know um but i tweeted that i was gonna make a diss track on him and then i did

00:52:52.320 oh made the diss track to completion two days later this dude attacks a moving a moving driver

00:53:00.300 person who's like i don't know moving furniture or something with a stone a brick a brick or a

00:53:07.200 rock or something throws a rock at him gets charged for battery a warrant goes out for his

00:53:12.060 arrest he disappears and warren goes out for his arrest goes to jail jail goes to trial and pays

00:53:19.700 a hundred ten thousand dollar bond to get out and so now what was at first like a fun banter and

00:53:25.540 shit talking back and forth between him and i like he he uh performed his song on stage and 0.87

00:53:30.340 he said something like uh you know who wants to see me knock the fuck out of logan paul and i'd 0.99

00:53:35.440 chirp at him a little bit back and forth like again just fun like fight fight talk yeah turn 0.97

00:53:39.580 into like a uh yo this this dude this dude might be suffering from some serious mental health

00:53:45.380 problems maybe maybe as a result of his experience in the NFL and um it's it started to get kind of

00:53:52.880 sad and the judge ordered a mental health evaluation on him um and I'm I'm seeing some

00:54:00.080 tweets and you know in our camp and especially me I'm hypersensitive about anything with mental

00:54:04.020 health uh and so we're in this weird situation where we we made this thing and like i as of now 0.95

00:54:13.760 i can't release it because this dude is certifiably fucking crazy um what we don't know we don't know 0.77

00:54:21.080 we don't know yet wait for the evaluation that's that's i was saying so he could just be a bad guy 0.98

00:54:25.560 that's what i'm saying so there's there's like a i don't know if there's a fine line but there's 0.99

00:54:28.540 he's either just a fucking asshole or like something's wrong with him and i and i'm i don't 0.99

00:54:34.280 want to i obviously can't pick on a dude or who's something's not right up here and a lot of the 1.00

00:54:40.260 comments i feel bad for him a lot of the comments on his uh instagram really they're they're really 0.91

00:54:46.720 harsh on him like negative yeah wow talking talking shit about a his mental state b um

00:54:57.800 his athletic career uh picking on him because he lost everything yeah see his music like and a lot 0.97

00:55:07.280 of athletes who who know what it's like to play professional sports and and the hardship of being

00:55:14.100 a professional athlete so like as of now this is not it's not it's not coming out we'll see if

00:55:19.980 anything changes um and we shot part of the music video too so a diss track eh b i think i need a

00:55:28.760 new fight opponent you know diss track culture hasn't been around for a while now i haven't

00:55:32.380 really heard any there's like been eminem and nick cannon you're right that's no diss tracks

00:55:37.680 yes you're right youtube how about youtube diss tracks in general like 2017 was a big year of 0.66

00:55:43.280 diss tracks yeah um but diss tracks i feel like if they if they fucking slap like when bro bro 0.75

00:55:49.000 when mgk dropped uh rap devil that that track slapped yeah and incredible if you're if you're 0.74

00:55:57.060 if you're putting out good undeniably good content that no it's gonna go viral it's gonna pop you're

00:56:03.940 gonna have some form of success and i and i think the song was good but um yeah we'll see speaking

00:56:09.180 of colson do you remember when we were in uh cleveland we went to that diner at 4am and he

00:56:12.540 ate like 18 000 calories i think it's because he's so long he's like he's like he's like six

00:56:17.800 seven this happened over this happened over christmas break yeah dude he we were all we

00:56:24.240 were all like not in sober right oh no we weren't sober but like i mean it still doesn't matter he

00:56:29.180 ate like a plate of pasta a cake a salad uh i never seen anything like fried zucchini i remember

00:56:34.720 i remember i was eating like chili cheese fries or something i looked over at him i was like this

00:56:39.620 i was like what's up bro he's like he's like hey how you doing i was like what are we doing he's 0.85

00:56:43.760 He's like, I don't fucking know. 0.87

00:56:44.880 And then he left for a flight. 0.96

00:56:46.180 But yeah, he's a long dude, so he eats a lot.

00:56:48.480 Long and skinny, bro, just like you.

00:56:50.040 You eat a lot.

00:56:50.720 I didn't eat as much as him.

00:56:53.060 Yeah, true.

00:56:53.340 I was just impressed.

00:56:53.900 He's definitely a-

00:56:54.580 Noah Cyrus last night.

00:56:55.840 Say again?

00:56:56.360 Noah Cyrus and MGK were really together. 1.00

00:56:58.840 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:56:59.740 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:57:00.640 MGK, MGK, he pulls, bro. 1.00

00:57:03.080 Colson pulls heavy.

00:57:05.180 Wait, what was I going to say?

00:57:06.100 What were we talking about?

00:57:08.400 This track.

00:57:09.500 Oh, yeah, Jake's fight, though.

00:57:11.040 That's coming up.

00:57:11.740 Jake's fight, yeah.

00:57:12.120 so we have a we have a very big next two weeks jake's fight is on thursday in miami the day

00:57:19.240 before that we were going fishing with this dude black tip h on youtube he's got a bunch of like

00:57:23.120 multi-million subscribers and he said we're gonna catch like nine to 15 foot sharks and fish which

00:57:27.440 is gonna be fucking crazy after miami super bowl weekend which is gonna be nuts uh we are going

00:57:32.380 crystal hunting in south carolina we're gonna search for amethyst crystals i know andre's 0.97

00:57:37.960 excited for that you vegan vegan crystal i want you to find one put it around your neck

00:57:41.640 Big one though

00:57:43.340 Apparently you can find up to $100,000 crystals

00:57:45.980 I'm going to manifest this right now

00:57:47.160 I want to find a $30,000 crystal

00:57:50.040 Let's find a million dollar crystal 1.00

00:57:51.940 That's a big fucking crystal 0.99

00:57:54.880 Hey man, crazier things have happened 0.99

00:57:56.660 Like the coronavirus

00:57:58.540 Taking precautions

00:58:00.800 Because by the way, I have it

00:58:01.920 You said that this morning

00:58:03.440 A girl last night actually

00:58:04.460 I was doing a photo shoot

00:58:06.060 She was like, I'm scared to catch the disease

00:58:07.940 I was like, what?

00:58:09.440 What are you talking about?

00:58:11.640 And we're one of those sick people, like we heard about it yesterday.

00:58:14.920 And the first thing we do when we get back from our five-hour drive from San Francisco is we watch the movie Contagion.

00:58:20.260 Oh, yeah, of course.

00:58:22.400 Because we need to know.

00:58:23.520 We need to know how to prepare.

00:58:24.820 Because this is no joke.

00:58:26.440 But also, these scares have happened.

00:58:28.220 You remember swine flu?

00:58:29.300 Yep.

00:58:29.660 You remember bird flu?

00:58:30.900 Yep.

00:58:31.100 What about Ebola?

00:58:32.020 Ebola, like it's happened before.

00:58:33.520 And to be honest, we were a little scared in San Francisco.

00:58:37.140 We took a gondola ride up to this thing.

00:58:39.580 there were a bunch of trees and you could

00:58:42.580 overlook the city and this is

00:58:44.840 a video that Mike's sister took 0.67

00:58:46.860 how many Berkeley hoodies do you have now?

00:58:48.620 I bought three because I love their merch

00:58:50.040 the whole ride

00:58:57.080 stuffed in the corner

00:58:58.880 breathing through our hoodies 1.00

00:59:00.060 I ain't getting this shit, I'm sick enough 0.99

00:59:02.260 I have a chronic sinus infection which I'm working on healing 0.99

00:59:04.580 at the moment but

00:59:05.280 we bought masks too, how much were the masks?

00:59:09.580 Those aren't actually terribly expensive.

00:59:11.400 They're like $50, $50.

00:59:13.280 $60 masks for the whole squad.

00:59:15.440 And nobody getting sick in this camp.

00:59:17.880 Just be careful.

00:59:19.080 Kiss your loved ones, but

00:59:20.540 through the air. Don't make contact with their skin. 1.00

00:59:24.080 Coronavirus is...

00:59:25.040 Who is that?

00:59:30.240 I had a couple more things, but I'm going to be honest. 0.67

00:59:33.360 Mike's energy just fucked me up, if you could tell.

00:59:35.460 Should we reconcile on air? 0.96

00:59:37.460 I mean, I'm down.

00:59:38.260 Should we reconcile?

00:59:39.580 It was just like a note.

00:59:40.700 It was just a note.

00:59:42.860 Mike, can you bring those up?

00:59:44.340 I'm not even mad.

00:59:48.840 You're a fascinating character, Mike.

00:59:50.800 I'm not even mad.

00:59:52.480 It's a timing thing.

00:59:54.560 If it's going to be like every time I say something,

00:59:57.180 just cut me off. 0.98

00:59:58.140 I could be doing more meaningful shit 0.99

01:00:00.680 from the love sack, dude. 0.98

01:00:02.280 You know what I'm saying?

01:00:03.580 No, I don't.

01:00:04.540 What's more meaningful than this? 1.00

01:00:05.880 Just let me finish my fucking thoughts. 0.99

01:00:07.720 What did you do over there? 0.99

01:00:08.400 i got a response from the youtuber about the spitting girl oh what'd he say he said he would 1.00

01:00:14.020 have hocked a fucking hat fat loogie in that cunt's face well actually hold on let me read it 1.00

01:00:17.620 oh mike i like that you put everything parallel to the side of the uh he said i said what would 1.00

01:00:23.380 you have done he said spit the fattest fucking loogie right back in the cunt's face zero question 1.00

01:00:27.240 about a fucking loser i hate that bitch oh my god and i think that's and i think that's probably the 1.00

01:00:31.240 that would be the general consensus of i think so too majority i think so too which was why i was so 1.00

01:00:35.840 Proud of your

01:00:37.320 Reaction to it

01:00:38.600 I can't believe

01:00:42.420 You talked about 1.00

01:00:42.880 The fucking coronavirus 1.00

01:00:43.720 Bro 1.00

01:00:44.300 Why

01:00:45.340 Because I want to talk 0.99

01:00:46.540 About the fucking coronavirus 0.99

01:00:47.320 But now I don't 0.99

01:00:49.000 But now I don't

01:00:49.620 Want to talk about it

01:00:50.320 Did you know that

01:00:50.760 Corona is consistently

01:00:51.600 Rated as the worst

01:00:52.340 Tasting beer

01:00:52.940 That's not true

01:00:54.180 That can't possibly be true

01:00:55.360 It's not even a bad 0.99

01:00:56.840 Fucking beer 0.98

01:00:57.340 It's a great beer 1.00

01:00:57.920 But look it up

01:00:58.400 It's considered like

01:00:59.140 One of the worst

01:00:59.540 Tasting beers

01:01:00.040 You know that's how

01:01:01.000 You get the coronavirus

01:01:01.780 No

01:01:02.920 Don't spread

01:01:04.000 False information

01:01:04.620 Can you imagine

01:01:05.200 There are people watching this

01:01:06.980 that probably will not drink Corona.

01:01:08.480 I wouldn't do it.

01:01:09.120 We should go to like Costa Rica

01:01:10.440 and drink some Corona.

01:01:11.340 Bro, Corona with limes in it

01:01:12.980 is not a bad beer.

01:01:14.220 That's no way I would say it's a bad beer.

01:01:16.140 Modelo is good.

01:01:17.360 Modelo.

01:01:18.520 What about Medaya in Puerto Rico?

01:01:20.400 You guys ever had that?

01:01:21.640 90 cent.

01:01:22.220 You don't drink beer.

01:01:23.100 You like beer.

01:01:23.540 Ever.

01:01:23.740 I love beer.

01:01:24.340 I like IPAs though.

01:01:25.980 This one's like the opposite of an IPA.

01:01:27.500 It's like water with like,

01:01:29.180 if you could have like,

01:01:29.960 you know those drops

01:01:30.560 that you put in water

01:01:31.300 to make it flavored?

01:01:32.380 It's like if you had those

01:01:33.420 and you put beer flavored drops.

01:01:34.540 Yeah, Mio.

01:01:35.200 Me or me, but it's like beer flavored.

01:01:38.820 It's pretty, pretty horrible, but it's like 50 cents.

01:01:41.100 So it's really good.

01:01:42.020 50 cents.

01:01:42.400 I like him.

01:01:42.880 He's a good rapper.

01:01:43.800 He makes great diss tracks.

01:01:44.980 I heard you guys talk about this.

01:01:46.580 Yeah.

01:01:48.940 I heard you guys talk about this.

01:01:54.600 Yeah.

01:01:54.820 Cause you were over there and not over here.

01:01:58.140 Well, bro, dude, did you have any notes for me?

01:02:01.200 No, I am.

01:02:04.080 I am.

01:02:04.460 I'm sitting normal.

01:02:05.080 I don't have notes bro

01:02:07.020 This is so lame

01:02:08.000 I can't believe we're in this situation

01:02:09.500 It's an hour to an hour and a half podcast

01:02:12.820 People are watching it

01:02:14.260 Some like what I have to say

01:02:15.420 Some people think I'm a weird old loud mouth 1.00

01:02:18.840 Interrupting asshole 1.00

01:02:20.140 I'll tell them about that story that happened 1.00

01:02:22.060 I'm definitely not going to be telling them about that story

01:02:24.140 Because it involves me talking about me 0.88

01:02:26.060 And so there's no fucking way I'm telling it 0.93

01:02:28.180 I'll tell the story 0.94

01:02:28.740 We're outside a restaurant in San Francisco

01:02:32.160 Waiting to get dinner 0.81

01:02:32.960 some girl comes up she's like oh my god i love your podcast then she sees mike and she goes 0.98

01:02:38.820 you i fucking love your big mouth and i was like oh my god she and i was i was like wait what do 0.92

01:02:46.440 you mean what do you what do you mean she's like i love his big mouth i love when he talks of 0.99

01:02:49.560 everything he has to say i was like this is amazing i go what how often do you watch a show

01:02:53.640 she's like she goes i've watched 130 i was like i was like you wasted that much time

01:02:59.820 and then and then i was like okay like what's your what's what's your favorite moment she's

01:03:06.500 like i don't know i only listen to them she only listens to the audio she's never seen them she

01:03:12.860 either drives a lot or works out a lot so she hears mike's voice but and you have a radio voice

01:03:16.880 and by the way you're right you're right that's why i just like please comment am i in the wrong

01:03:20.400 here no no it's not even that the place where you're in the wrong and i hate to bring it back

01:03:24.460 to such a solemn situation is that this podcast is successful because it's a great team effort

01:03:33.280 and to back to kobe to bring a full circle when he walked off i'm sorry no don't know what you

01:03:39.380 when he would put 60 when he would put do not do this when he would put 60 buckets down he would

01:03:45.040 never walk off the 60 points i can't say anything he would never walk off the court and go see that

01:03:51.500 name on the back that's why we've got this dub it's it's i just don't talk for a sec just sit 0.99

01:03:57.940 there and shut up dylan shut the fuck up please please i'm saying something now i'm back again 0.99

01:04:03.260 i'm being interrupted again okay you don't point at the fucking rafters or the scoreboard that has 1.00

01:04:08.480 your name on it on a show that has more than one person it's it's not it's not i agree it was it 0.99

01:04:14.600 was a simple rebuttal to you saying we've only talked about me yes i know and it's a shit 0.81

01:04:20.180 rebuttal this people don't people watch a show for various reasons they watch a show because 0.95

01:04:23.960 it's a conversation between people about what anything anything stuff that happens in our lives

01:04:29.600 stuff that happens in our lives macro issues guests all kinds of stuff i agree with that

01:04:34.080 i was commenting oh are we back it's a conversation on a hour plus podcast why are you rushing who

01:04:43.720 cares if we're back just talk that that's another issue it's like you're bringing up like attention

01:04:48.820 spans like we got to get this is not a vlog this isn't a four minute vlog yeah but people joe rogan

01:04:52.700 has four and a half hour podcast two of the hours of it are dead silence i didn't know we're following

01:04:58.180 the model of joe rogan we're not but just be mindful that people have an attention span to

01:05:02.740 listen to this show they're not rushing they're not five minute vlogs they put it on in their 0.61

01:05:06.140 headphones while they're at work and they fucking listen to it if we go off for one minute or if i 0.98

01:05:11.100 go a minute too long you don't need to cap that i understand i get boredom as much as you do i feel 0.99

01:05:16.700 it too we're talking about important emotional issues i don't think anyone out there is getting

01:05:21.920 bored of me getting fired up and almost crying about something trust me no i wasn't talking

01:05:26.040 about that part and by the way i i don't disagree with you i guess i'd just like to optimize so we

01:05:34.120 know when to move on of course so we know that like i'm gonna say something if i start to say

01:05:38.440 something that either a is nothing to do with this b is too me centric c people are gonna get bored

01:05:44.940 or it's already been said like i i try to optimize and cut out all the fat of course and that and

01:05:50.660 that's what i was commenting on more than i i just i just like i would i almost wish like

01:05:56.460 this could be a good exercise if there was like a button i could press when i felt a topic was

01:06:03.180 getting dry i you don't have to i've done 150 episodes with you i understand that i know when

01:06:08.640 it's being dry unfortunately your movement today on topics and your fat cutting cut only one piece 0.98

01:06:14.580 of fat and that was my top my feelings on shit you you jumped in multiple times like said it 0.98

01:06:20.340 and just getting too worked out well i mean the over swearing i'm sensitive to as well like i 0.99

01:06:25.080 don't i don't know maybe maybe i'm fucking i i really want to turn towards the audience in this 0.69

01:06:28.860 one it's fine it's fine dude and the audience gonna it's all it's all fine there's no there's 0.86

01:06:33.780 no big thing it's just it's just it's not a huge thing it's just like from this side of the table

01:06:39.600 it seems like logan was trying to keep things moving and in his like present state he attacked

01:06:45.240 your character as opposed to like trying to just keep things moving in a positive way it came out

01:06:51.240 like seeming like an attack on you but it was more just like general hey this is it kind of

01:06:56.240 seems like this is not going in a direction that we haven't already gone i'm not upset i'm not

01:07:01.940 upset about anything it's all fine that's a good note it's all it's all i'm not upset it's fine

01:07:05.900 It's, it's a, it's just a matter of like, you guys love each other.

01:07:08.820 Yeah.

01:07:08.980 It's just a matter of course.

01:07:10.560 It's just a matter too of like, unfortunately we've gotten a point where, and this is where

01:07:14.260 he could technically point at the sign.

01:07:16.060 We've gotten a point where we probably have a little bit of creative difference on when

01:07:19.380 it's time to move on too.

01:07:20.740 You know what I'm saying?

01:07:21.300 And he's the content creator.

01:07:22.440 Technically it is his show, not technically it's his show.

01:07:25.260 And so at the end of the day, like if he feels bored on a topic, I may not feel bored on

01:07:30.500 a topic.

01:07:30.940 These might be, these are Mac massive to me, massive macro issues.

01:07:34.220 coronavirus could be an hour and 50 minute conversation i understand that's not our platform

01:07:37.960 but like when we're one and a half minutes over on a topic or 30 seconds over on a topic sometimes

01:07:42.740 i'm like all right let's let it breathe if you if you say something five times in a row i'm not

01:07:46.560 gonna be like let's move on yeah do you think that would be like those conversations would be

01:07:49.940 a good place uh to be a good place to have those would be on the night shift overtime 0.81

01:07:54.240 i don't fucking it's funny actually because my episodes the night shift are 45 minutes long his 0.84

01:08:00.220 vlogs are five. It's indicative of what we think people's attention spans are. I get it. My watch 0.84

01:08:04.760 rate is 65%. People watch my show for 30 fucking minutes because they want to watch me talk. I've 1.00

01:08:11.180 heard it from them all the time. They're like, I don't care what you even say. Just sit in front

01:08:15.920 of a camera and fucking talk. You're talking to your audience that listens to you and you're 1.00

01:08:19.400 talking to your audience that listens to you. Yeah, it's tricky. So you guys have to find a

01:08:22.780 middle ground. We have, it's called impulsive. Oh my God. It is. I'm sorry. We got, this got way

01:08:27.820 carried away there's going to be people out there that don't like me there's people out there that

01:08:31.280 love my big mouth at the end of the day i usually or always by the way yield to the fact that it is 0.99

01:08:36.600 his show it is your show and you and and by the way i know when you're getting bored of shit 0.97

01:08:42.140 and i'm gone bro i could be so fucking wrong and in fact you're not i know i want to be 0.99

01:08:49.840 i bro being wrong is one of my favorite things ever because then i learned shit 0.97

01:08:54.240 that's a socrates thing i just read that in a book on the mountain ranch 0.61

01:08:57.240 mike would you ever consider commentating horse racing

01:08:59.600 and here comes the number three horse uh shining shoe shiners coming out of the gates a little

01:09:05.760 fast today he obviously had a little bit too much cheerios to eat the sugar is running through his

01:09:09.520 blood but here comes spedacly daculous no i don't think i don't think i have it bro talk 1.00

01:09:14.680 to vanities about that one that'd be good well you know what fuck this episode fuck you bro 0.99

01:09:21.220 and uh i also just don't know that there's also like right and wrongs either like i feel like 0.99

01:09:28.280 it's like sometimes usually no no no not shit like this like it's like it's just creative 0.98

01:09:33.800 shit dude it's like we're sitting at a fucking table that's in the shape of a dead bird talking 1.00

01:09:38.700 about fucking it's not coronaviruses it's like it's like i don't fucking know fucking spirit 1.00

01:09:44.780 isn't like did we go 36 seconds i don't fucking know i don't fucking know if we went over where's 0.98

01:09:49.180 Do we have to do the scientific method? 0.93

01:09:52.260 Who's got the dependence?

01:09:53.300 Who's got the independence?

01:09:54.680 Do we have a thesis? 1.00

01:09:56.140 Or are we just three fucking morons 1.00

01:09:58.260 talking about fucking a bunch of pop culture 1.00

01:10:00.280 on a dead bird table? 1.00

01:10:01.900 I don't fucking know. 0.99

01:10:03.040 You're hurting my feelings, bro. 0.98

01:10:05.160 He's not...

01:10:06.160 I'm not ready for that.

01:10:08.720 I'm not, bro.

01:10:09.960 That was an olive branch.

01:10:10.980 He cut it off. 1.00

01:10:12.040 He's my fucking child. 1.00

01:10:13.740 He's not a dead bird. 1.00

01:10:15.100 I mean, I guess he is.

01:10:15.960 No, I don't...

01:10:16.820 He's a great bird, dude.

01:10:18.080 He's dead.

01:10:18.680 He's dead now bro

01:10:19.960 He's dead 1.00

01:10:20.600 I'm getting another fucking parrot 1.00

01:10:22.560 African grey parrot 1.00

01:10:24.480 African grey 0.98

01:10:25.760 He can speak a thousand words

01:10:27.100 He's gonna say something like this 1.00

01:10:28.560 Fuck you motherfucker 1.00

01:10:29.780 Are you gonna take care of the parrot? 1.00

01:10:31.640 Yeah duh

01:10:32.100 I take care of all my pets

01:10:33.520 Yeah

01:10:35.320 Do you think you could trade him to

01:10:37.080 Tell us when we've gone too far on the topic?

01:10:41.200 Like to channel the attention span

01:10:42.480 When the bird is bored

01:10:43.960 He goes

01:10:44.500 He goes 1.00

01:10:44.800 Fucking stop 0.99

01:10:46.400 and then we just have to move on see that oh wait what if there's a third party involved 0.99

01:10:54.300 and it's not me or you that's like that pushes the move on button like what if it's the producer

01:11:00.600 he sort of does that he when i can dylan will look at me like this and i'm like oh yeah i 0.96

01:11:07.920 understand and it's usually at the same time all right bro fuck this we're done i'm gonna go 0.95

01:11:14.340 Deal with Mike and talk to Mike off camera 0.98

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01:11:18.580 And we argue after the show, we do

01:11:20.280 And we're gonna have a 30 to 60 minute debrief

01:11:22.300 Whoa, hold on a second 0.98

01:11:23.700 No fucking way today 0.99

01:11:25.260 How about 30 to 60 seconds 0.98

01:11:27.000 I have things to say

01:11:29.280 And it's gonna be recorded and posted on Logan's vlog channel 0.99

01:11:32.520 Yo, hit that fucking subscribe button 0.98

01:11:35.100 Hit the vlog tomorrow 0.99

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 28, 2020

E154 LOGAN PAUL ADDRESSES SPITTING GIRL & MIKE LEAVES IMPAULSIVE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 154

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