Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E163 WE'RE DONE WITH SEX - IMPAULSIVE EP. 163

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00:01:55.620 microphone i hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other you never seen italy so quiet as

00:02:02.260 when the pope gets up to wink on halloween listen to artists on artists on artists on artists every

00:02:07.400 thursday on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts bro i am not so 0.93

00:02:13.380 sure my head won't pop up are you crazy do you see that vein in your forehead that's filled with 0.98

00:02:19.240 not right it is filled with all of your ejaculated i looked over at mike's notes 0.99

00:02:34.340 and he has one sentence on a microsoft word document that's it those are his notes for 0.90

00:02:39.960 this episode it says what do you look for in a girl glad you came prepared mike welcome back

00:02:46.720 to impulsive the number one podcast in the world guys i i mean it when i say this we are about to

00:02:52.740 hit two million subscribers yeah yeah yeah finally we're finally we're tracking up the charts and uh

00:02:58.500 so yeah hit that subscribe button we're excited we like these podcasts we like making them and we 0.91

00:03:02.240 like talking at length about random shit like mike what do you look for in a girl what do you 0.90

00:03:05.940 look for in a girl let me ask why'd you write that because you have a girl does she have the 0.97

00:03:09.520 qualities that you look for a hundred percent yeah all of them but today we won't be talking

00:03:14.780 about me at all so you guys um if you've watched impulsive before mike i mean mike's well you can

00:03:24.280 be loud you can be boisterous but also he has you have a lot of good points and you're deceptively

00:03:28.980 intelligent which is one of my favorite traits about even everybody with lately dude i just

00:03:34.220 i'm just a yeah so okay so this is what happens when you tell mike to not talk because i mean

00:03:42.240 You've been reaming his butthole in the comments. 1.00

00:03:44.900 Just up my ass, dude. 1.00

00:03:46.460 It's so much so his mom called him. 1.00

00:03:48.580 Good old Robin called Mike.

00:03:50.520 She watched every podcast.

00:03:51.600 Hi, Robin.

00:03:52.040 She goes, Mike, you've got to stop talking, Mike.

00:03:55.540 The fans are mad at you.

00:03:57.140 And I went to the doctor.

00:04:00.660 Verbiocitis, they call it.

00:04:02.500 Actually, an actual diagnosed syndrome.

00:04:05.540 Verbiocitis.

00:04:06.280 The inability to stop talking.

00:04:09.020 Is that a thing?

00:04:09.840 Yes.

00:04:10.120 So I've been diagnosed with an actual medical condition.

00:04:14.900 That was just only one of them, though, right?

00:04:17.380 Oh, no, of many.

00:04:19.000 But verbiocitis is the lead one.

00:04:21.540 And yeah, man, it's a medical condition.

00:04:24.280 And actually, the reason I'm bringing it up today is I'd like to raise some awareness for it and have people stop verb shaming so much.

00:04:32.160 So I can't tell if Mike is

00:04:34.040 Playing the victim card

00:04:36.940 To receive some sort of pity

00:04:39.380 No no

00:04:40.420 So verbiocitis

00:04:42.140 He's just letting the world know

00:04:44.580 He'll take care of it

00:04:45.240 Mike's mom said she does it too though

00:04:48.280 So it is genetic

00:04:49.300 So maybe she has verbiocitis too 0.78

00:04:51.600 She goes

00:04:53.220 You gotta stop talking

00:04:54.480 How many friends does Robin have 1.00

00:04:58.020 She's got a good amount

00:04:59.140 Auntie Annie, Auntie Cindy

00:05:00.860 Do you guys have that, too, in your families where if your mom's friends with somebody, they're automatically your aunt?

00:05:07.020 Yes.

00:05:08.400 Your Auntie Annie, your Auntie Cindy's coming over.

00:05:10.980 She's got a couple of really good friends from her childhood.

00:05:14.740 As we know, I don't think we've said this yet. 0.95

00:05:19.660 I hope I can, but Manager Jeff is pregnant. 1.00

00:05:22.400 Well, he's not. 1.00

00:05:23.760 His girlfriend is.

00:05:24.980 Manager Jeff finally is going to be having a young baby, a young baby Jeff.

00:05:29.600 Congratulations, Jeff and Hannah.

00:05:32.000 JJ.

00:05:32.780 JJ, yeah.

00:05:33.680 And so on that note, I'm going to be Uncle Logan.

00:05:36.780 You're going to be Uncle Mike.

00:05:37.740 Uncle Mike.

00:05:38.280 You're going to be Uncle Mac.

00:05:39.360 It doesn't have to be a blood thing.

00:05:41.220 You know what I'm fascinated by is depending on culture and your family

00:05:44.980 and where you guys are from, your ethnicity, you said auntie?

00:05:49.500 Auntie, auntie, auntie.

00:05:51.340 I say aunt.

00:05:53.020 Some people call their grandpas like baba.

00:05:54.720 What do you call your grandma? 1.00

00:05:55.780 Like god, goo goo?

00:05:56.820 My grandma's my grandma and my nana.

00:05:59.120 Is he Nana?

00:06:00.060 I've heard like gaggy before.

00:06:01.700 Some people have weird words.

00:06:03.340 Some people have weird words.

00:06:04.480 What's GP?

00:06:05.600 It's GPaw, right?

00:06:07.100 When my dad is a grandpa?

00:06:08.740 I'm still working on that because the things I look for in a girl I haven't found yet.

00:06:12.800 So I haven't been able to plant my precious seed in a woman that I love and provide a

00:06:18.740 grandchild for my father and my mother.

00:06:20.820 I got one.

00:06:21.200 You got a girl for me? 0.96

00:06:22.080 No. 1.00

00:06:22.400 Okay.

00:06:22.960 Grandpa.

00:06:24.400 That's good.

00:06:25.340 That's strong.

00:06:27.120 GP, I know you're listening.

00:06:28.140 you're gonna be known as grandpa

00:06:29.820 um

00:06:32.880 what

00:06:34.080 I'm just thinking

00:06:34.980 I'm just

00:06:35.400 we were talking earlier

00:06:36.000 about like things that happen

00:06:36.960 first thing

00:06:37.680 we can talk about

00:06:38.100 is the bus thing

00:06:38.760 like the lineage of

00:06:39.680 strong bus men

00:06:40.800 in your family

00:06:41.620 yeah sure

00:06:42.460 did we talk about that

00:06:44.060 yeah

00:06:44.320 I totally forgot

00:06:45.240 it's been a while

00:06:46.480 it's been a long weekend

00:06:46.900 that's if

00:06:47.380 look

00:06:47.860 if you're gonna be a podcast host

00:06:49.480 you can't

00:06:49.940 you can't be forgetting

00:06:50.640 the things we talked about

00:06:51.660 I mean it's just part of the

00:06:52.840 you can

00:06:53.500 you can

00:06:54.120 you just might not be super effective

00:06:55.520 yeah

00:06:55.880 like someone with verbiocitis

00:06:57.020 that's okay

00:06:57.920 Do you like use your memories

00:07:00.960 Through your words sometimes

00:07:01.880 Dude I use everything through my words

00:07:03.920 That makes sense 1.00

00:07:06.120 What do you look for in a girl 0.99

00:07:08.940 The reason why I was thinking of it 1.00

00:07:11.300 Was just because

00:07:12.240 I've noticed lately that you

00:07:14.980 You had called it the year of the girlfriend

00:07:16.720 And you are somehow the only person

00:07:19.020 That doesn't have a girlfriend 0.59

00:07:20.080 All my friends got wives

00:07:22.220 I have one, Jake has one

00:07:23.960 Who else

00:07:25.880 You don't count, bro.

00:07:27.120 Actually, yeah, you do.

00:07:28.060 Yeah, you do.

00:07:28.700 Who? 1.00

00:07:29.200 That one girl. 1.00

00:07:30.240 The one. 1.00

00:07:30.520 No.

00:07:31.020 The nomad.

00:07:31.760 The vagabond.

00:07:33.440 The homeless girl. 0.85

00:07:36.000 No, she's just traveling. 0.99

00:07:37.700 She's traveling. 0.94

00:07:38.480 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:38.840 All right.

00:07:39.540 Sure.

00:07:41.140 No, but yeah, dude, I don't know why.

00:07:42.780 I manifested it for everyone but myself.

00:07:45.700 Actually, I do know why.

00:07:46.580 My expectations are too high.

00:07:48.760 And so I'm at an age where I refuse to compromise.

00:07:51.340 is like for everyone listening to this please like like hold yourself to a standard that you 0.93

00:07:56.120 fucking deserve and i like to believe that i'm at a i'm at a pretty high standard i demand 0.92

00:08:02.440 excellence from my partner and they should demand excellence from me and if i'm not providing that 0.99

00:08:06.600 they should dip like i like i commend the person who's able to uh see their worth and then make

00:08:14.300 sure that worth is being reciprocated in the person that they decide to give their energy to

00:08:17.920 on a day-to-day basis and i have not found that person yet not even not even remotely close the

00:08:22.140 last person was chloe and um that was that scares me because the way we met was such a uh

00:08:30.000 thrilling no it was such it was such a coincidental chain of events

00:08:37.240 serendipitous that was the word i was looking for that i'm not i like was it though because

00:08:43.340 you guys were both like looking to be actors or she's an actress you you know aspiring actor

00:08:49.020 yeah but you're kind of on the same wave like doing the same thing same mindset it was some 0.66

00:08:53.760 real romeo juliet type shit like montague capulet because like star cross loves bro i'm a youtube 0.99

00:08:59.320 star she's a traditional hollywood actress like on paper that shit doesn't work it just doesn't 0.98

00:09:05.720 it just doesn't work love of the game though you know you guys were in the same world no no no no 0.97

00:09:10.720 we weren't no no no we were not in the same like sort of the same mindset in the sense of like

00:09:15.040 using like we were filming a movie together she's got a new boyfriend i actually went on and did the

00:09:18.660 old uh stalk your ex situation i'm sure i'm sure y'all do this and uh she was doing she was doing

00:09:24.820 great and i'm i'm really really happy for her i think with us it was just like a timing thing

00:09:29.180 and so many relationships are about timing like in general life is life is about timing you know

00:09:33.420 like even the fact that like i i say often like i was born in the right generation absolutely like

00:09:40.420 i happen to like making videos and this happens to be a generation that likes consuming videos

00:09:44.380 like timing is timing is uh can be attributed to so much of one person's success in pretty much

00:09:50.080 any vertical relationships career personal life were you born in the right generation though

00:09:54.920 because i've been listening to uh pink floyd a lot with you lately and you've been liking it

00:10:00.480 you've been digging it a lot we had a we had a whole night the other night where we shut off

00:10:04.220 all the lights in the house evan brought out a laser show we'd listen to pink floyd and the doors

00:10:09.280 for hours on end

00:10:11.640 and I explained to him the

00:10:12.880 lyrics in the Pink Floyd songs

00:10:15.500 how they were about anti-establishment

00:10:17.060 and going against the grain and not giving in to the government

00:10:19.760 and like being a maverick

00:10:20.820 yeah kind of yeah I mean in a way

00:10:23.020 Roger Waters, Sid Barrett were the original mavericks 0.96

00:10:25.580 dude they were running that shit back in 67 1.00

00:10:27.640 69 all that shit 1.00

00:10:28.960 Logan likes it dude he even used 1.00

00:10:31.360 he even used Wish You Were Here

00:10:33.500 in his last vlog

00:10:34.420 it started because I was wearing that Pink Floyd shirt

00:10:36.980 it's my brother's shirt

00:10:38.380 when I was at Tana's house

00:10:39.640 shooting the video with her

00:10:40.640 she gave it to me

00:10:41.440 and I liked it

00:10:42.200 and Evan would make fun of me

00:10:43.540 he goes

00:10:43.920 you don't even know any songs

00:10:45.000 name one Pink Floyd song

00:10:46.820 I'd be like

00:10:47.200 and so Mike's like

00:10:48.540 Mike's like yo I got you 1.00

00:10:49.360 some big bro shit 1.00

00:10:50.400 and then he ran me through it 0.99

00:10:52.080 and showed me all their discography 0.98

00:10:54.280 all their dicks 0.99

00:10:55.680 and the problem was 1.00

00:10:58.240 I was so

00:10:58.860 I was so high

00:11:01.960 I was so high

00:11:04.920 oh my god

00:11:06.300 you listen to pink floyd when you're high it's incredible what do you expect to happen did you

00:11:12.620 cry no we laid on the floor we laid on the floor for hours and i brought him through uh dark side

00:11:18.700 of the moon through the wall even had him listen to a couple songs off on magama which was which

00:11:24.460 was some wild shit but yeah i mean i love pink floyd i was i was raised on on a lot of classic

00:11:30.340 rock and i let my mom trained me on a lot of the eagles and clapped in the doors and pink floyd 0.99

00:11:35.300 And that shit is like, those albums were masterpieces. 0.99

00:11:38.580 We look at albums now, like The Baby or Lil Baby or somebody comes out and I'm like, that shit slaps. 1.00

00:11:44.240 These Pink Floyd albums are masterpieces. 0.98

00:11:46.180 Every song, how it's placed in the lineage of songs, every second of the song is thought through like some sort of scientific experiment.

00:11:54.240 It's beautiful.

00:11:55.500 You consume music a lot.

00:11:57.380 Absolutely.

00:11:58.260 A lot of music.

00:11:59.040 Comment below, is there a masterpiece that has been put out in the last decade?

00:12:03.420 Like a true masterpiece.

00:12:04.940 absolutely what is easy my beautiful dark twisted fantasy Kanye West incredible

00:12:09.220 album start to finish like we're talking from visual experience with the whole

00:12:13.400 30-minute music video thing that was made to just the music as it plays out

00:12:18.300 and unfolds this like spectacle and size of everything that goes into it it makes

00:12:23.700 it one of the greatest albums of all time easily yeah it's definitely a

00:12:26.420 favorite among Kanye fans sure among among music fans but I just like I mean

00:12:31.940 i just wonder if we're getting to a point where like music is so saturated people people like 0.82

00:12:38.100 the the 808 the snare drum and then some fucking lyric that sort of sounds like something like 0.84

00:12:43.200 bro i'm gonna say right now it'll change little baby he'll pop up on my spotify he just dropped 0.99

00:12:50.080 the new album that's why i think because i'm scrolling through and i can't i can't fucking 0.77

00:12:55.700 get away from little baby songs here's the deal yo i'm all for the new artists but like this one 0.77

00:13:00.200 in particular i i have no idea i have no idea what he's saying i have none and and his it all

00:13:08.220 sounds the same his tone is the same it's all the same i give him a year here's here's the deal

00:13:13.340 regardless of all that all the trends going on right now regardless of all the trends um there's

00:13:19.340 a ton of other music out there that you just probably haven't heard that's incredible for

00:13:23.420 sure ton of people putting out great stuff i think what this weekend showed me i had some friends in

00:13:27.320 town um from back home just like incredible people that are so culturally deep and understanding and

00:13:33.520 like what they search for and listen to just having that like mike with the pink floyd and

00:13:38.340 the doors and all that stuff just absorbing that stuff and then kind of going in that direction

00:13:42.580 like when your spotify suggests new stuff after you've been listening to pink floyd for a long

00:13:46.140 time yeah just go down the rabbit hole that's stuff yeah that's how i that's how i found most

00:13:50.140 of my shit like tame apology dropped a new album recently that's that's pretty good um i don't know 0.55

00:13:54.600 I like it as much as Currence 0.99

00:13:55.700 but I mean

00:13:56.500 I've been eccentric

00:13:57.540 and all over the place

00:13:58.320 my whole life

00:13:58.960 like I've listened to

00:14:00.040 a wide variety

00:14:00.880 of musical interests

00:14:01.720 super eccentric

00:14:01.780 everything from 311

00:14:03.340 to Revolution

00:14:04.140 we were on that tip

00:14:05.180 last night

00:14:05.540 Bob Marley

00:14:06.100 like what's that

00:14:07.280 eclectic or eccentric

00:14:08.220 both

00:14:09.260 both

00:14:09.940 I would say both

00:14:10.520 correct me if I'm wrong

00:14:11.660 a wide smattering

00:14:12.600 when you were

00:14:13.880 when you were in your

00:14:14.480 like heavy drug addiction days

00:14:16.000 yeah

00:14:16.220 would you just sit there

00:14:18.100 and look at the ceiling

00:14:19.200 and listen to music

00:14:19.940 depending on what part

00:14:20.860 of the days

00:14:21.420 you know

00:14:21.900 but always

00:14:22.780 but that's what decided

00:14:23.900 the music

00:14:24.400 It's like, does life imitate art or does art imitate life?

00:14:27.200 I mean, during the dealing days when I was selling a lot, it was a lot of Jay-Z. 0.94

00:14:32.160 It was a lot of Biggie, a lot of Nas, a lot of Styles P, the locks, that kind of shit. 0.86

00:14:36.760 But during the days when we first started, when it was smoking weed, taking shrooms, acid, we were listening to Pink Floyd. 0.96

00:14:42.280 We were listening to The Doors, The Beatles.

00:14:45.200 I think a lot of people look at Pink Floyd as like the apex of psychedelic rock.

00:14:51.520 When in reality, The Beatles are right up there too.

00:14:53.720 I'm Waller, Seattle's Submarine. 1.00

00:14:55.040 There's a lot of really trippy shit. 0.99

00:14:57.460 But I encourage everybody out there to go back and listen to the classics and listen to that shit and really explore different genres as well. 0.99

00:15:05.360 You might like Bob Marley. 0.98

00:15:06.360 You might not like The Doors.

00:15:07.940 I love Led Zeppelin.

00:15:09.240 Led Zeppelin's one of my favorite bands.

00:15:10.400 We didn't even scratch the surface on that yet.

00:15:11.980 Do it on your commutes.

00:15:13.340 Oh, yeah.

00:15:14.360 That's big.

00:15:15.220 Even a lot of people listen to this podcast on their commutes. 0.99

00:15:17.900 I think that's a good time to learn and absorb shit. 0.99

00:15:19.940 We took an hour, two-hour drive to the NASCAR race, back and forth on the ranch. 0.99

00:15:25.780 And yeah, we just listened to Pink Floyd and The Doors.

00:15:27.940 And I got into a little bit of Jim Morrison because I remember you telling me about him and his legacy.

00:15:33.380 I also just love watching you explore different listening formats.

00:15:40.480 You took an excessive amount of edibles the other night.

00:15:44.860 You know what I'm saying?

00:15:46.580 Why am I doing weed so much?

00:15:49.360 It's fun right now.

00:15:50.520 Am I a drug addict?

00:15:52.020 Nah.

00:15:52.400 Tell me now, guys.

00:15:53.520 Here's what it is.

00:15:54.400 We've been going through, we talked about this, Mike, the creation consumption thing.

00:15:57.420 Oh, yeah.

00:15:58.000 This conversation's big.

00:15:58.960 I think we're, like, you're pumping out a lot.

00:16:00.560 You're doing a lot of creation.

00:16:02.460 You got to find some way to, like, turn your brain off to, like, receive something so you're

00:16:05.840 not, like, constantly trying to, you know, hit the gas.

00:16:09.320 So check us out.

00:16:10.580 You're right.

00:16:11.760 This is a great conversation.

00:16:13.240 Oh, yeah.

00:16:13.780 Creation versus consumption.

00:16:15.160 Yeah.

00:16:15.980 How much to create?

00:16:16.960 How much to consume?

00:16:17.820 should there be a balance if so why um is it necessary i did a writing session with a director

00:16:26.760 by the name of luke besson who you guys may know um i'm actually gonna look up his imdb here so

00:16:34.580 this dude is this dude is a is an absolute legend he's one of the greatest directors of all time

00:16:40.640 um lucy two anna taken taxi five valerian the scores taken three transporter the first lucy

00:16:50.980 no no directed directed directed and wrote yeah um and what just just just uh just a

00:16:58.120 like the epitome of a creator um and an artist here in hollywood and so we had a writing session

00:17:04.900 and i asked him i was like yo how where did where did your creativity come from we had we had a

00:17:09.020 couple two to three writing sessions and somehow i got linked with him and i asked him i was like

00:17:12.260 where did your creativity come from um he's a french guy uh he said he grew up in the countryside

00:17:17.940 and he was always bored and so he would create these worlds in his head of these

00:17:22.960 aliens and if you've seen like the fifth element he directed if you've seen that like

00:17:27.000 these just insane insane fantasy worlds because he had nothing else to do and he had i i would

00:17:33.840 assume some sort of uh genetic blessing where he was a bit more creative and imaginative than the

00:17:39.600 average person but i would i would argue he probably wasn't consuming that much what did

00:17:48.040 he have television and stuff like that like i lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere because

00:17:51.400 remember when we were talking about this the other night i brought up my all it's funny because

00:17:56.480 everything that i create now everything that i am now as a person is based on what i consume

00:18:01.400 throughout the course of my life and so for the first you know 30 years of my life all i did was

00:18:06.680 consume consume music consume movies the sopranos every tv show every conversation i had was every

00:18:13.240 jeopardy show i watched was me being a sponge and sucking that in and is now uh prevalent and

00:18:19.300 apparent in everything that i create and now i've gone down the other side of the spectrum and that's

00:18:23.420 and that's where i think you are too where you're just putting out putting out putting out and the

00:18:27.380 reason we had this conversation is because the theater in the house is broken right now we can't

00:18:31.380 We can't consume.

00:18:32.620 We have no way to consume.

00:18:34.240 And what we do consume is TikToks and mindless content.

00:18:38.860 And I got very worried the other day about what that may do to our ability to create stunning.

00:18:45.720 Bigger, larger, more evolved.

00:18:48.900 And so I guess my biggest takeaway on it was to encourage people out there to at least pay attention to what you're consuming.

00:18:57.460 Absolutely. 0.99

00:18:57.800 And make sure you're consuming shit that could, in turn, give you the ability to create good shit. 0.99

00:19:02.240 Because, I mean, honestly, like, long face and that, Mom, where are we going on TikTok? 0.99

00:19:09.400 I don't know what you're going to end up producing as a result of that.

00:19:12.520 I mean, it depends.

00:19:14.140 I think the people who are watching TikTok in this, quote-unquote, mindless content, they're young, right?

00:19:22.380 so i don't know if they need to be constantly inundated with uh ideas with value or inspiration

00:19:28.560 that has but but why because when i was young yeah i would watch youtube and smosh and and

00:19:34.760 when you were really young ebom's world yeah bro yeah when i was eight like between eight and 15

00:19:39.360 like really young when i was when i was in my consumption phase like what is what is life what

00:19:44.380 do i want to do um how is the world and because of that because of what i saw i became a content

00:19:51.920 creator because i thought it was cool like again i saw the smosh guys anthony uh and ian becoming

00:19:57.940 like these big youtube people and i wanted to do that and so i don't know what i guess what i'm

00:20:03.080 saying is i don't know if if we're talking about kids our age which is probably the majority of 0.63

00:20:07.780 people listening to this podcast just fucking watch how much tiktok you consume there's probably

00:20:11.920 better things to be investing your time in but if you're if you're young like 0.98

00:20:15.660 it's like you just explore i guess i'm talking more like from our perspective at this point

00:20:20.480 because dude you literally are go go go all day you are not consuming any content other than the

00:20:26.440 quick stuff that you have to like if you're looking for content you're going online quick

00:20:30.400 stuff yeah yeah agree and actually in this conversation right now i think that's why i

00:20:35.080 i've been smoking as much weed as i have yeah because and i stopped yesterday because i was

00:20:41.220 like whoa this is too much but i think it's because and actually if you go back two podcasts

00:20:45.500 ago you hear me say like it's hard for me to shut my mind off like i've been laying in bed

00:20:50.240 for two hours at night every night like this just like trying to go to sleep just inundated with 1.00

00:20:55.300 just like thoughts and creativity and weed makes me useless dude dumb stupid just like able to 0.99

00:21:02.680 forces myself to just relax and take a very necessary breath the problem is no one told me 1.00

00:21:10.840 this bro like weed gives you a hangover absolutely it's like hydrating as hell you just wake up and

00:21:19.100 you feel like you're made of slugs so what's good i thought this was going to be better uh

00:21:23.780 how much you consume how much you consume like if you take a lot a lot a lot a lot you're gonna 0.92

00:21:29.660 have a bad time it's another consumption it's another consumption conversation we uh i'd love

00:21:34.120 to dive deeper maybe not in this episode but into this uh this like psychedelia world that we

00:21:40.700 you know play in sometimes whether it be with weed or also just like i know i'm i'm kind of

00:21:45.980 like anti-drugs at this point and kind of have to maintain that platform but i'm i'm not really

00:21:50.480 anti-fungus and anti-marijuana i think that there's a use case for both those drugs yeah um when done

00:21:56.800 properly and under supervision or you know when you know whatever you have to do to get it done

00:22:02.400 well well or it is it's kind of gotten to that point i mean you've got it's gotten to a point

00:22:08.860 where mushrooms are now starting to be prescribed to people for ptsd for end of life for that kind

00:22:14.260 of stuff. And marijuana has a bunch of medical use cases as well. And, uh, I'm, I'm, I'm a,

00:22:19.280 I'm a believer in, in, uh, in psychoactive's ability to kind of remove you from the stressors

00:22:26.120 or stress or anxieties or depressions of, of everyday life. And more so to expand your mind,

00:22:30.860 to be able to sponge up those things that you may not be interested, or you may not be able to

00:22:35.560 achieve on a, on a normal, uh, brain. And this is not, yeah, this is not me. We've talked about

00:22:41.340 this a little bit before this is not me encouraging anyone to go to go do these things but there's

00:22:45.360 no denying um and rogan talks about this a lot obviously as well you know the psychedelic the

00:22:51.800 benefits are the psychedelics ability to to open to expand your mind i just am hesitant so on the

00:22:57.340 on the opposite note i'm hesitant with with uh psychedelic drugs or even even weed the little

00:23:03.140 bit that i've just sort of started like playing with um and i'm okay being vocal with it about it

00:23:08.520 if something is that good there's usually there's something that is like equally

00:23:15.340 as bad like for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction like you got to be careful

00:23:20.360 with it you can't consume too much and it's definitely not for everybody no facts one

00:23:25.340 thousand percent like if you don't feel like you should do it you don't have it is so easy to get

00:23:29.540 lost in the sauce with some of these drugs and like until i mean if you happen to be the person

00:23:36.120 who's wired in an addictive way

00:23:38.900 and you happen to fall in love

00:23:42.020 with doing psychedelics.

00:23:43.540 Next thing you know,

00:23:44.640 you're changing your last name

00:23:45.900 and praying to rainbows

00:23:47.480 whenever they come.

00:23:48.580 Or you've become Sid Barrett,

00:23:49.820 just like the guy who started

00:23:51.620 for Pink Floyd,

00:23:52.660 just inability to...

00:23:53.820 What did you say he did though?

00:23:55.040 He was the writer for Pink Floyd?

00:23:56.200 Yeah, he was the original... 0.99

00:23:57.460 Fuck, I don't want to get quoted wrong here. 0.99

00:24:00.120 I believe he was the original writer 0.99

00:24:01.420 and maybe he was even

00:24:02.780 the original front man for Pink Floyd,

00:24:04.520 but he used to wake up

00:24:05.740 and put just tabs upon tabs of LSD in his cereal every morning.

00:24:10.840 And he eventually...

00:24:11.740 Do you know what kind of...

00:24:11.980 I'm not so concerned about the LSD,

00:24:13.440 but what kind of cereal he is?

00:24:15.300 Lucky Charms.

00:24:16.040 I know.

00:24:16.740 I mean, this was back in the early 60s

00:24:19.080 because when he was writing, it was Pink Floyd.

00:24:22.320 I believe the song was called Bike.

00:24:24.000 He wrote Bike.

00:24:26.000 This is like 63.

00:24:27.400 And so I don't even think Lucky Charms was out yet.

00:24:29.820 It was probably, what, Cheerios?

00:24:31.900 Was Cheerios out yet?

00:24:33.720 That's a good question.

00:24:34.800 But just drop and blotter

00:24:36.320 Just tabs bro

00:24:37.580 Tabs and tabs

00:24:38.320 Every day you wake up 1.00

00:24:39.560 And just go fucking nuts 0.99

00:24:40.200 Doesn't it get exhausting 1.00

00:24:41.100 I mean these guys

00:24:43.120 I mean these guys

00:24:43.880 Were just like the guy

00:24:44.860 Who owned your ranch

00:24:45.600 These guys

00:24:46.100 Timothy Leary

00:24:46.760 These guys were cosmonauts

00:24:48.000 Dude

00:24:48.180 They were

00:24:48.540 They were psychedelic cosmonauts

00:24:49.740 They were exploring

00:24:50.520 The boundaries of

00:24:51.580 Listen listen

00:24:52.660 I don't know

00:24:53.860 I don't know

00:24:54.580 That's what I'm saying

00:24:55.340 I don't know if they were

00:24:56.380 If you're using it

00:24:57.420 To write a song

00:24:58.500 And a hit song

00:25:00.720 Repeatedly

00:25:01.520 Like sure

00:25:02.240 But like bro

00:25:03.220 Tim Leary

00:25:04.140 I don't know how noble

00:25:06.520 that endeavor was 1.00

00:25:08.600 I'm not talking about no

00:25:09.660 how much acid can you do before you're like

00:25:12.720 alright I get it

00:25:14.080 you do acid

00:25:14.640 it leads you into a world that definitely doesn't exist

00:25:18.320 and you're still living on a farm

00:25:19.620 remember the movie

00:25:20.960 what was the one with Bradley Cooper

00:25:23.260 Interstellar

00:25:23.980 Limitless

00:25:26.540 at the very end he's talking to Robert Nero

00:25:30.220 and he's like

00:25:31.420 oh you're about to have a heart attack

00:25:33.500 how did you know that i'm off the drug but i remembered all the things that like i learned

00:25:39.080 on the drug like you could take stuff from that space as long as you're like conscious enough to

00:25:42.440 remember it and put it down i'm not talking about nobility i'm talking about they treated

00:25:46.560 they treated lsd in the in the late 60s 1967 through 1969 height ashbury hate ashbury

00:25:53.680 san francisco they treated acid the same way we treated space travel or you know going to the

00:25:59.320 moon how far can we push the boundaries of this drug and it wasn't about how much can we take it

00:26:04.660 was about yo let's try this uh concoction let's try this serum let's try this let's try this so

00:26:10.200 they were exploring because let's be honest with each other right now i mean there's no other way

00:26:14.420 i say this to a lot too there's no other way for a human to escape the confines of this reality

00:26:21.740 some andre might say it can be done through intense meditation which maybe it can some will

00:26:26.060 say it could be done through tantra but it in my experience there is no other way to escape

00:26:31.460 up is up down is down right is right left is left black is white i smell smells i see sights

00:26:37.840 on on psychedelics you see sounds you hear smells like the confines of normal reality have been

00:26:45.660 distorted and it is and and and whether you want to say you know you like them or you agree with

00:26:51.760 their use it's the only way to take this reality and go to another dimension yeah it's definitely

00:26:57.880 effective like it's effective yeah like it gets the job done pretty quickly like it's not years

00:27:05.020 of meditation training it's like no it's that's what i'm saying for most people it would take

00:27:08.720 forever to learn how to meditate yourself into another dimension i mean andre how's it coming

00:27:13.320 with that it's coming along you you get you get there but you you get there through both means

00:27:18.540 You've mixed the two 0.90

00:27:20.780 Can we talk about ejaculation 0.96

00:27:22.960 Can we talk about it 0.70

00:27:25.560 Yeah why are you asking him

00:27:27.160 You exploit my life without permission 1.00

00:27:29.180 Get fucking on Andre 1.00

00:27:30.540 Andre's elevated 0.99

00:27:32.560 So the man sitting behind

00:27:35.200 That camera

00:27:36.780 You know

00:27:38.740 I don't know how I even start this

00:27:40.280 We have conversations in the garage

00:27:41.960 Talk about our girls

00:27:44.220 Talk about our love life

00:27:46.600 Are you talking about the show

00:27:47.820 all right just oh this i guess this is our garage yeah yeah okay meet me in silence for a second

00:27:55.040 logan's gonna do you don't have verbi on the site so we're talking about but yeah i don't know just 0.54

00:28:02.140 everything and andre's like yo i've been doing this thing where i've been uh having an orgasm

00:28:05.600 but i haven't been ejaculating and we all pause for five seconds because it also because it's not

00:28:12.300 that weird to hear andre say something of that of that no we no we like we expect andre to

00:28:18.380 adventure into these new territories these new sexual territories territories and so this one

00:28:23.900 though seemed a little weird right so we go so all of us collectively were like i'm sorry 0.97

00:28:29.600 what the fuck did you just say dude and he's like yeah just like you know like retaining 0.97

00:28:37.200 my semen well first and then you started saying this could this could be unhealthy right absolutely 1.00

00:28:44.260 it can be that we we all agree that this is the most natural human thing the only reason we

00:28:50.800 technically are on this planet is to do one thing and that's to reproduce and so i said andre you

00:28:55.920 are simply stopping the most because he's all about nature and natural and earth-based or you

00:29:01.480 know plant-based whatever you are stopping the most natural thing that occurs in human nature

00:29:08.920 like i argue i argued it's quite literally the only thing that us as men are put on this planet

00:29:14.600 to do is reproduce as a species semen retention is the practice of avoiding ejaculation you can

00:29:21.140 do this by abstaining from sexual activity altogether of course or you can learn how to

00:29:25.240 orgasm without ejaculating although it may sound like some new wild fad the practice is probably

00:29:30.860 as old as humankind so look i commend you for experimenting with this comment but we we started 0.56

00:29:37.340 doing some research come and commend so we started doing some research it's called ejaculation

00:29:47.480 and mike was saying yo this can't be good for your what your prostate and uh it's everything

00:29:52.800 i'd looked up ejaculation and people also ask is it healthy to eat sperm oh by the way ladies

00:29:59.000 men who eat sperm for the most part yes oh the components that make up semen are safe to ingest 0.91

00:30:05.300 anyways what is ejaculation so um to eject from a living body specifically to eject 0.96

00:30:11.700 semen and orgasm to utterly suddenly and vehemently the point is

00:30:15.240 we found out this could be bad for your fertility potentially yeah potentially now this was on a 0.61

00:30:23.240 couple forums these people could be wrong but we got into a conversation with andre

00:30:28.760 where he said, I believe that ejaculating could potentially do what for me?

00:30:37.040 What was it?

00:30:38.620 Allow him to clear thoughts or to bottle up and be more productive.

00:30:42.420 Save all that masculine energy.

00:30:43.760 Masculine energy, right?

00:30:44.820 And so Logan said, so you believe that it might do this,

00:30:48.780 but we have doctors saying they believe that it might seriously hurt

00:30:52.140 your ability to reproduce in the future.

00:30:54.500 And Logan said, I know which one of those I'm going to do.

00:30:56.620 retrograde ejaculation isn't harmful

00:30:58.960 it's also called that retrograde ejaculation

00:31:00.840 however potential complications include

00:31:03.120 inability to get

00:31:05.020 a woman pregnant

00:31:06.000 male infertility

00:31:07.860 so I'm like yo

00:31:08.900 that's noble

00:31:10.560 that's way noble

00:31:12.740 but also I don't want to take that risk

00:31:15.540 even if it is on a couple forums

00:31:17.160 and even if the percentage which we also

00:31:19.360 looked up is like 0.3%

00:31:21.640 of being infertile

00:31:23.160 for like I know

00:31:25.460 the one's great i know the one's great it's what i'm here to do and it feels good not and it's so

00:31:32.700 natural by the way my question is give me a thumbs up i want to like tune in on this but i mean you

00:31:38.040 can talk to us david i need i need andre in here no my question about this is when they say

00:31:45.780 inability to get a woman pregnant like of course not you're not coming inside of her no he means

00:31:51.100 they mean later

00:31:52.060 it's male infertility

00:31:53.500 no but 1.00

00:31:54.840 I think it builds up

00:31:56.060 and it goes into your 0.99

00:31:56.940 you throw up your ejaculate 0.99

00:31:59.800 you actually 0.98

00:32:00.620 you sneeze it out

00:32:01.400 yes

00:32:01.740 when you sneeze

00:32:02.660 it comes out your nose

00:32:03.620 that's

00:32:04.480 that would be like

00:32:05.520 super tragic

00:32:07.080 which by the way

00:32:08.140 that happens quite frequently

00:32:10.400 during

00:32:10.880 yeah yeah 1.00

00:32:12.440 yo what's your fucking problem 1.00

00:32:13.580 to explain this shit 1.00

00:32:15.640 is Danny filming right now 0.99

00:32:16.800 yeah yeah it's fine

00:32:17.420 it's fine

00:32:17.840 let's just get it done

00:32:18.580 it's incredible

00:32:19.020 no I mean you look into Ayurveda

00:32:20.640 chinese medicine and like eastern philosophy and there's actually a lot of benefits from holding

00:32:24.340 what i think is your creative life force energy um like most people in the west and whatnot just

00:32:29.980 like just let their load loose on anything what do you mean creative life force energy is that

00:32:35.100 you're talking about semen yeah yeah so before so before you were able to produce semen and you

00:32:39.680 were a five-year-old playing in the woods with your friends pretending like you were in battle

00:32:42.920 and you couldn't produce semen like what is your creative life force energy well i mean i think

00:32:46.380 You're at a different stage of your life, but when you're

00:32:48.340 older...

00:32:50.180 Jesus Christ, Brad!

00:32:51.740 What are you trying to do? Blomp the speakers in my brain?

00:32:54.160 I could hear Andre inside of my soul.

00:32:57.300 Exactly where I want it. 0.94

00:32:58.420 Why do you believe semen is your creative

00:33:00.260 life force energy? 0.59

00:33:01.740 When you come, how do you feel after?

00:33:04.420 Fantastic.

00:33:06.660 Post-not clarity.

00:33:08.620 I could write the

00:33:10.320 scriptures after.

00:33:11.800 I stand in the mirror and I look at myself and I

00:33:14.280 say, I could produce any

00:33:15.920 exponent right now give me 64 to 7 000 power instantaneously i am clear-headed i'm focused

00:33:23.080 clear heart large eyes what is it can't lose yeah so there's definitely that some people feel really

00:33:28.680 tired i don't think there's any right or wrong here and it's powerful to experiment but i mean

00:33:32.960 if you guys have looked into like the no fat movement um like just not masturbating and like

00:33:37.620 trying to hold in that life force energy it's one of the hardest things to actually do but i feel

00:33:41.100 like for sure is that for sure i feel like a lot of mental clarity and creative energy like

00:33:46.020 frees up within yourself um and i just know like so many dudes struggle with masturbation

00:33:51.040 in in what way just like addicted to masturbation and porn oh it's like a huge problem i feel like 0.86

00:33:57.880 in the younger demographic um and yeah just figuring out how to like how you can how you 0.81

00:34:03.580 can do you think all right so post not clarity do you think that do you think that comes from

00:34:09.860 The actual release

00:34:10.820 Yeah

00:34:12.080 Not the orgasm

00:34:13.740 No

00:34:14.120 Yeah I think

00:34:14.540 Are we sure

00:34:14.980 Yeah

00:34:15.820 But he also has no idea

00:34:17.240 Like you're saying

00:34:18.100 You said are you sure

00:34:18.820 And he goes yeah 0.99

00:34:19.680 But he also has no fucking 0.97

00:34:21.260 No for sure 0.96

00:34:21.760 Like keep that in mind

00:34:22.920 Because I've done both

00:34:24.080 Yeah but it's also subjective

00:34:25.700 It's just you

00:34:26.620 It's you telling us

00:34:27.420 Have you ever done it

00:34:28.120 Bro

00:34:29.580 No you haven't

00:34:30.380 I'm gonna be honest with you 0.97

00:34:31.300 I will never ejaculate 0.90

00:34:33.660 Ever 1.00

00:34:34.280 You couldn't fucking pay me 0.99

00:34:36.140 Here's what I will do 1.00

00:34:37.460 I was gonna have to pay you

00:34:38.500 no here's what you can tell me to do 1.00

00:34:39.980 don't have sex I would abstain 0.93

00:34:42.040 but if I am gonna come 0.99

00:34:43.760 and you somehow

00:34:46.400 convince me to hold 0.99

00:34:47.960 my nut in you sick 1.00

00:34:50.520 fuck 1.00

00:34:51.140 you sick fuck 1.00

00:34:53.600 bro I am not so sure my 1.00

00:34:56.400 head won't pop off 0.99

00:34:57.680 are you crazy do you see that vein 1.00

00:35:00.500 in your forehead that's filled with nut right now 0.99

00:35:02.740 it is filled 1.00

00:35:04.660 with all of your ejaculated 1.00

00:35:06.580 fucking nut dude 1.00

00:35:08.000 And it's going right here 1.00

00:35:09.480 And I'm using it

00:35:10.120 For creative stuff

00:35:10.900 And by the way

00:35:11.400 You're doing great right now

00:35:12.480 You are

00:35:12.740 You're doing phenomenal

00:35:13.620 So 1.00

00:35:14.020 Shut the fuck 1.00

00:35:15.300 No fucking way 1.00

00:35:16.720 Oh my god 1.00

00:35:17.800 Wow

00:35:18.320 That's a weird one

00:35:19.420 That's a weird call

00:35:20.440 To get at this hour

00:35:21.280 Who is it

00:35:21.920 Who was it

00:35:22.360 It's his mom

00:35:23.620 Wow

00:35:23.740 That is weird 0.53

00:35:26.120 The first girl 0.99

00:35:27.020 Can I give something 0.99

00:35:27.980 Yeah sure 1.00

00:35:28.400 The first girl 0.99

00:35:29.120 Logan ever

00:35:30.000 Loved 0.79

00:35:31.020 The first girl

00:35:32.620 Logan ever loved

00:35:33.600 While he was in Los Angeles

00:35:34.740 And she broke his heart 1.00

00:35:36.000 Into a million fucking pieces 1.00

00:35:37.260 But I didn't say I loved her 1.00

00:35:38.980 We were at a brunch in New York

00:35:41.900 While I was filming a movie there

00:35:44.700 And I looked at her and I knew it

00:35:46.300 But I didn't say it because I knew it was just a moment

00:35:48.540 So I wasn't in love with her

00:35:49.980 But I definitely loved her

00:35:50.800 Anyways, it was weird that I got that call

00:35:52.640 And I haven't spoken to her in years

00:35:53.860 And then she banged all of his friends

00:35:55.760 How much do you love her now?

00:36:01.860 I feel like she still has a small part

00:36:04.400 A piece of your heart

00:36:05.240 Is that potential?

00:36:06.040 Not even remotely true.

00:36:09.520 Dude, the kid who I was when I was 19, I don't even know that kid. 1.00

00:36:14.980 That kid sucks. 0.94

00:36:16.340 He wasn't as bad as 22, though. 1.00

00:36:18.180 Oh, really?

00:36:18.660 Yeah, because 22 was like, I had some power, right?

00:36:21.640 I had some ammunition.

00:36:23.060 So, all right, real quick, Andre.

00:36:24.460 How has it been going for you?

00:36:26.360 And is it a, like, have you had to practice?

00:36:29.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:30.700 Where do you even start with that? 0.82

00:36:32.060 Well, like, it started with, like, I stopped masturbating, like, eight months ago.

00:36:36.040 um just like holding the energy in and then obviously got into a relationship and it's like

00:36:39.940 you start having sex and uh yeah eventually like just learning like communicating with your partner 1.00

00:36:45.260 of like how you can actually press on this area in between your ball sack and your ass so the gooch 1.00

00:36:51.460 pernium gooch the gooch the gooch you can press on that right when you're about to come and like 0.99

00:36:55.760 you can squeeze and like try to keep it in but you can still have an orgasm so it's still pleasurable 0.90

00:37:00.340 but it's hard 0.68

00:37:01.280 so wait are you like this 1.00

00:37:04.140 so you're fucking 1.00

00:37:07.840 and you're about to know and you're like this 0.99

00:37:09.760 like

00:37:11.240 what is it from the behind

00:37:13.780 or does she do it 0.80

00:37:14.880 yeah sometimes both

00:37:17.520 okay

00:37:19.300 cause when you say this Andre this is what I picture

00:37:22.060 you have to be standing up

00:37:23.120 I picture you about to

00:37:24.460 just unleash

00:37:26.940 and then this is you

00:37:28.860 It's not too far from the truth

00:37:34.540 That does not look healthy

00:37:36.420 Press it into my face, Danny

00:37:38.520 This is him

00:37:40.940 What does Blue think of that?

00:37:48.560 It's not like that

00:37:49.760 That does not look enjoyable

00:37:50.880 It's enjoyable, it's not like that 0.71

00:37:52.820 You look horrible

00:37:54.060 I don't want to do that anymore

00:37:55.740 Honestly, every part of me

00:37:57.340 just that's so bad it's so bad dude well i mean we're kind of coming from two different worlds

00:38:03.320 that's true yeah i and by the way we're coming from earth andre maybe you should visit sometime

00:38:08.700 what if what if it's like yeah we understand that coming is like what it means to be human

00:38:12.500 but what if andre's not trying to be human that's possible what if he's trying to be

00:38:16.140 more than human oh no a snag a snag are you a snag bro no yeah you might be

00:38:27.320 maybe spiritual new age guy

00:38:29.160 sensitive sensitive

00:38:30.800 like if someone hit you in the chest

00:38:32.700 would you say ow yeah probably say ow

00:38:35.180 I do too I would too given 1.00

00:38:37.220 this fucking nipple piece 1.00

00:38:38.480 that's a snag if I've ever seen one 1.00

00:38:41.120 I lost a bet if y'all have been seeing

00:38:45.140 the vlogs we've been doing some 0.99

00:38:47.040 crazy shit 0.96

00:38:47.840 and the thing with vlogs is and every vlogger 1.00

00:38:51.200 and content creator can relate Andre

00:38:52.740 by the way I appreciate your input

00:38:54.440 you wanna have back

00:38:55.980 sure sure

00:38:56.720 thank you bro

00:38:57.760 thank you bro

00:38:58.660 thanks

00:38:58.900 thanks Andre

00:39:00.140 wait but can you 0.99

00:39:00.960 keep having sex 0.98

00:39:01.800 right away 0.99

00:39:02.320 after that

00:39:03.040 or do you

00:39:03.800 do you stay hard

00:39:04.580 I just try to

00:39:05.820 finish the deal

00:39:06.440 what do you mean

00:39:07.120 what does that mean

00:39:07.600 yeah

00:39:07.880 like 1.00

00:39:08.560 finish her off 1.00

00:39:09.480 no no 1.00

00:39:09.820 wait can she

00:39:10.480 finish this first 1.00

00:39:11.340 make sure you

00:39:12.000 do your deeds

00:39:12.720 yes yes

00:39:13.480 I've heard you

00:39:13.780 talk about that

00:39:14.400 and then yeah

00:39:15.660 once you can 0.99

00:39:16.500 still have an orgasm 0.98

00:39:17.360 you come hold it in 0.96

00:39:18.300 and then yeah

00:39:18.780 you just move on

00:39:19.220 with your life

00:39:19.740 it's a growing

00:39:22.500 it's a learning process

00:39:23.740 imagine there's like

00:39:25.020 In pints.

00:39:26.940 The next time you come, how many pints will there be?

00:39:30.220 Oh, sometimes you got to release, though.

00:39:33.160 That's what I found after a couple months of really holding it in. 0.98

00:39:36.900 Poor Blue.

00:39:38.220 Poor Blue. 1.00

00:39:38.700 Why poor her? 1.00

00:39:39.620 Well, because who knows where that shit's going to go. 1.00

00:39:42.240 She comes out of the room just covered in a bottle of shit. 1.00

00:39:47.280 She comes out. 1.00

00:39:48.320 Y'all see that new Skittles commercial?

00:39:50.680 This is Blue after Andre's months and months of ejaculation.

00:39:54.000 No. 0.60

00:39:55.020 She comes out of the room just like

00:39:57.240 What have you done to me? 0.99

00:40:00.860 Oh

00:40:01.260 Wait can you play this one?

00:40:04.680 That's not a Skittles commercial

00:40:06.060 Creepy ice cream commercial ad

00:40:08.200 But I just saw a Skittles one

00:40:10.280 Or something

00:40:10.960 I'm not a scientist

00:40:14.120 I don't want to play this commercial

00:40:16.120 Have you seen it before?

00:40:17.180 Yeah I don't want to play it

00:40:18.060 Thanks Andre

00:40:20.080 Thank you Andre

00:40:20.920 Thank you bro 0.95

00:40:23.860 Yo, so really quickly, I was still talking about my nipple. 0.95

00:40:28.920 No, you weren't. 0.99

00:40:29.540 Oh, you are?

00:40:30.080 Yeah, I was.

00:40:30.880 Sorry, this portion.

00:40:32.040 I apologize to all the fans out there that I may have interrupted him.

00:40:35.700 I didn't mean it.

00:40:36.440 This portion of the show has been a disaster.

00:40:39.160 I am sorry. 0.99

00:40:40.000 Go back to your nipple. 1.00

00:40:41.640 You let me know when you're done. 0.99

00:40:46.440 No, for every vlogger and creator that can relate to this,

00:40:49.260 you need, especially if you're on a schedule, you need content.

00:40:52.440 so it's sunday i'm like oh what can i do i guess pierce my nipple it it hurts it hurts

00:41:00.360 yeah yeah it hurts real bad but the prop the real problem is i did it

00:41:07.200 and now i kind of like it oh no what like i looked at it and i was hoping that wasn't gonna

00:41:14.880 be the case bro i i might i may keep this you've changed a lot from ohio dude look at my nails

00:41:19.480 your hair you paint your nails i don't paint my nails i i was painting oh you paint it paint is

00:41:24.720 on my nails yeah if you got you guys saw my artwork make love that art anyways yeah dude i i just um

00:41:30.400 i have to be very careful and mindful that i'm not falling in the trap that i fell into last time

00:41:35.300 where it's like uh anything goes you're getting there i know you're running out of ideas not i'm

00:41:41.220 not running out of ideas sometimes i run out of time for my ideas a phone full of ideas but if

00:41:48.280 you're in a meeting or an email hey who knows i'm at the ranch like i can't shoot i can't upload

00:41:52.140 read this text from my mom 4 23 a.m no okay hold on read it logan is getting weird again keep an

00:41:59.000 eye on him oh god unfortunately but no no no that's 7 a.m that's 7 a.m her time that's fair

00:42:04.320 her first thought of the day was that logan's getting weird she goes logan's getting weird

00:42:07.340 again keep an eye i think oh am i you're going down a weird road it was all the pain huffing

00:42:12.860 though i guarantee yeah you huffed a lot of paint hold on a second robin i'm gonna challenge you

00:42:18.700 here what is getting weird to you i didn't ask the nipple piercing all right but before that

00:42:24.640 i think it was the colorblind skittles vlog that got it was it was it me painting and like

00:42:30.840 expressing my art in a different way like easy robin was it me making a district and also when 0.98

00:42:36.880 was i weird in the first place i was maybe cringe but when was i like a weird fucking 0.96

00:42:41.960 literally forever 0.96

00:42:43.580 your entire life

00:42:45.080 you're a weird guy

00:42:48.460 we know this 0.87

00:42:49.100 you have to accept that

00:42:51.400 literally look at everything around you

00:42:53.620 but not outward facing

00:42:55.020 not like I don't want to be around that guy

00:42:58.260 what was your response

00:42:59.380 can you ask her what the consequences of that are

00:43:01.580 I said he's a weird one for sure

00:43:03.900 because I also don't know what she's talking about

00:43:06.340 to be honest

00:43:06.800 why don't you call her

00:43:10.160 call her

00:43:11.960 That's a good idea.

00:43:13.520 She might not answer the phone. 0.97

00:43:15.680 She's in Mike's phone as Mom Malak. 0.92

00:43:18.900 Logan, you gotta make sure Mike doesn't do porn. 0.90

00:43:21.720 No porn. 0.98

00:43:23.020 And then you make him do all the porn. 0.99

00:43:25.020 Berlana makes him perform on his OnlyFans. 0.83

00:43:27.680 She picked up it.

00:43:28.240 What? 1.00

00:43:28.800 Let's go, Mom Malak. 0.90

00:43:30.120 Mike, I hope you're getting a cut.

00:43:32.140 Hey, Robin.

00:43:34.200 Tell her she's on the show.

00:43:35.500 Hi, Logan.

00:43:36.420 Hi, Robin.

00:43:37.760 So, how are you?

00:43:40.560 the camera's facing your kitchen 0.98

00:43:42.400 there she is

00:43:44.940 Robin so it's we're on

00:43:48.500 impulsive right now

00:43:49.400 and you know I

00:43:52.440 heard you thought I was getting weird again and I

00:43:54.640 just wanted to know what you meant by that

00:43:56.440 did you really get

00:43:58.500 everything pierced

00:44:00.020 not everything 0.87

00:44:01.320 just my nipple and by the way 1.00

00:44:04.660 I said I hear you on that one 1.00

00:44:06.620 I hear you on that one

00:44:07.920 she was right

00:44:08.780 but what else what else have i done that is is triggering the red flags for you

00:44:14.300 i don't know robin i don't know i know so i'm trying to keep you safe till you find out

00:44:36.860 I appreciate you Robin

00:44:38.520 I appreciate you looking out for me

00:44:39.620 Because my parents don't

00:44:40.920 Before she goes

00:44:42.200 Can she tell me what I'm not allowed to do

00:44:44.900 Say again

00:44:46.860 You're part of the family now

00:44:49.180 Whether you like it or not

00:44:50.220 I do like it

00:44:50.980 I'm in a group chat with Abby

00:44:52.860 Her husband Jack

00:44:53.900 Mike

00:44:54.480 And by the way I'll have you know

00:44:56.360 And I'm sure you know

00:44:57.140 Mike has completely gone MIA

00:44:59.060 We do not hear from him anymore

00:45:00.460 Ever since he's got that new girlfriend

00:45:01.900 I told him that's not right either

00:45:04.800 wait that's not true at all 0.98

00:45:06.980 he's such a liar all I do is hang out with him 0.97

00:45:09.480 I'm not a liar 0.99

00:45:10.460 I'm not a liar I even told him that

00:45:12.780 he should call Riley

00:45:14.880 and say hello because they were all

00:45:17.260 best friends okay well this has

00:45:19.520 ventured into

00:45:21.200 a very real place

00:45:22.540 we're gonna go back to the podcast Robin I'll talk to you

00:45:25.280 later alright bye mom love you

00:45:27.440 stay normal Logan stay normal

00:45:29.220 stay normal

00:45:30.820 bye Robin 0.71

00:45:31.740 be a maverick do it the same 0.67

00:45:34.240 i love your mom she's she's so sweet damn it's amazing but i i i am weird i've always said this 0.99

00:45:43.980 and i bro fuck being normal yeah facts so you're barely weird you are you scratch the surface we 0.99

00:45:51.880 know some weird people matt come on dude he's a fucking high school wrestler the the whitest kid 0.99

00:45:58.160 of all fucking time he's like are you kidding me i'm just saying like everything that happens like 0.98

00:46:04.060 randomly bursting into singing all the time you know he's running down he's got adhd running down 0.98

00:46:10.060 the street like some people are running on the street in the like giant uh antelope feet thing

00:46:14.840 like someone somewhere might be like that guy's kind of weird how much is for content huh how

00:46:21.320 much is for content 50 probably 50 but like bro like i like the painting wasn't for content we

00:46:28.700 would not get along if you weren't weird because i'm that's true that's true i'm not totally true 0.93

00:46:32.880 I'm not saying I'm not weird, but there's like levels to the shit, right? 0.98

00:46:35.940 There's weird like the dudes who we had to get a restraining order against 0.99

00:46:39.800 because they stand outside our house and tell us they're Lucifer weird.

00:46:42.400 And when I'm there, you let me know.

00:46:44.080 You let me know. 1.00

00:46:44.920 That guy sucks. 1.00

00:46:45.660 I don't believe I'm there yet. 0.99

00:46:46.980 I mean, do you think – I mean, Andre might be even a level up from us

00:46:49.760 with the ejaculation.

00:46:50.980 We're all different. 0.89

00:46:51.600 Yeah.

00:46:52.060 But it's not weird.

00:46:52.860 It may be just like –

00:46:54.580 You got some strange personality.

00:46:55.860 He had some advice.

00:46:58.400 I don't remember exactly what it was for Lana the other day.

00:47:00.660 and I go, Lana, Andre says

00:47:02.780 you should do this. She goes, or I didn't say Andre

00:47:04.780 I said, Lana, someone at the house

00:47:06.700 said this and she goes, was it Omar

00:47:08.540 that said that? You can't listen to Omar

00:47:10.760 he ejaculates. 0.98

00:47:12.620 Oh no, your credibility Andre 0.99

00:47:14.760 it's starting to wither. 1.00

00:47:16.900 Oh no, oh shit. 1.00

00:47:19.820 What are you trying to say? 1.00

00:47:21.980 You're saying

00:47:22.660 you don't value Lana's opinion?

00:47:24.640 She just bought a Lamborghini. 1.00

00:47:25.920 What did your metaphorical super wife buy 1.00

00:47:28.560 recently? Why don't you relax there? 1.00

00:47:30.520 champ. Rip that vein 1.00

00:47:32.420 out of your forehead. Fang at the Lamborghini dealership 0.75

00:47:34.580 says he's never sold a Lamborghini to a woman

00:47:36.600 that young. He says she's the biggest baller of that

00:47:38.520 age. She's 23. She crushes it, bro.

00:47:41.540 Sweetest girl.

00:47:42.480 By the way, well connected to the

00:47:44.500 earth. Nice girl. No reason to talk shit 0.64

00:47:46.580 about her fucking Andre. What do you got a problem 1.00

00:47:48.520 with sex workers or just women? 1.00

00:47:52.640 Asshole. 1.00

00:47:55.540 Guys, I 0.99

00:47:56.140 did something this weekend.

00:47:57.400 i have to pee oh i don't know this time before okay let me address this let me address this

00:48:03.820 this this dude has been peeing so frequently that it's getting on my nerves and i noticed it about

00:48:10.720 two weeks ago he kept telling me he had to pee every 30 minutes we're about to go on a car ride

00:48:15.560 we have to take a break at a gas station and i showed him in my notes a note i wrote six months

00:48:20.280 ago and it says my new pet peeve people have to pee too often it is so annoying you have a massive

00:48:26.120 bladder it's i'm not comparing them to me it's just literally anyone yeah he he's peeing probably

00:48:31.580 two times per hour now two times per hour water is his bladder going what six times at the nascar

00:48:39.680 event we were there for two three hours so he can't hold in he's getting old he's is that it

00:48:43.500 does he need to get his prostate checked out and by the way i'm gonna vlog it if so he should get

00:48:47.460 something checked out because mike if that bladder's starting to go like that you gotta get that

00:48:50.540 You know, I have been peeing a lot, but that one right there was so clear.

00:48:56.660 If you've noticed, see your guys' waters.

00:48:58.740 I drink a decent chunk clip of water, but not as much as you.

00:49:02.300 And I think lately I've been drinking more.

00:49:04.220 So my bladder is readjusting to it.

00:49:05.900 Plus, I'm an old man.

00:49:07.060 I'm not.

00:49:07.760 So even the amount of time you were just gone does not warrant like a –

00:49:11.540 like you could have held that.

00:49:13.320 That was like a 15 to 20 second pee.

00:49:14.780 No, no, no.

00:49:14.800 It was pushed.

00:49:15.180 I squeezed it out.

00:49:16.420 I could do – you know like a regular water gun?

00:49:18.700 That's how you pee?

00:49:19.460 I have a super soaker. 0.99

00:49:20.540 shoots out a whole bladder of ejaculate. 0.99

00:49:24.120 I think your bladder's shrinking. 0.99

00:49:25.860 What did you do this weekend?

00:49:27.980 I don't know.

00:49:28.640 We were going to do this whole sober 2020 thing,

00:49:30.520 and then I was all about it,

00:49:32.020 and I drank beer with my friends. 1.00

00:49:33.940 You son of a bitch. 1.00

00:49:35.080 I did it. 1.00

00:49:36.720 And I went through this whole philosophical thing

00:49:38.980 about why I was going to do it,

00:49:41.580 because who am I to not have some fun

00:49:43.220 with my friends that are visiting?

00:49:44.580 Who are you?

00:49:45.500 Is my life...

00:49:46.320 I was grumpy.

00:49:47.640 I realized I was just not enjoying

00:49:49.580 the small little things in life

00:49:51.460 like having a beer with my friends on a mountaintop

00:49:54.100 like how could I not do that

00:49:56.040 I commend you

00:49:58.480 so 2020 is

00:49:59.960 a great vision

00:50:02.120 yeah

00:50:02.860 I'm 24

00:50:05.400 and you're 24 too

00:50:07.220 you got a decade on us

00:50:10.320 and by the way it's good for your

00:50:12.320 your life path

00:50:13.240 we're young bro

00:50:15.160 you want to have a beer on a mountaintop

00:50:16.980 you probably should have went harder 1.00

00:50:18.720 If I'm being like, I'm going to call you a pussy. 1.00

00:50:20.980 I totally should have. 1.00

00:50:21.620 But I was like, you know, it's just one of those small things.

00:50:24.440 I didn't have to get like absolutely hammered to enjoy the time.

00:50:27.220 It was still awesome with the people.

00:50:29.100 But like, I don't know.

00:50:30.960 There's that one beer.

00:50:31.780 It was so rewarding.

00:50:33.300 It tasted so good.

00:50:34.180 Bro, if you're having one, I had that reaction jokingly that I was upset.

00:50:37.700 No, I know.

00:50:38.660 I know you're not upset.

00:50:39.440 Well, with you a little bit more because me and you've had conversations where you've

00:50:43.300 told me that you specifically want.

00:50:44.760 But honestly, I've been so clear about this.

00:50:46.420 I don't want anyone to fucking specifically to do what I'm doing. 0.99

00:50:49.960 I'm not trying to push that shit on anybody. 0.98

00:50:51.340 I love IPAs. 0.99

00:50:52.780 I love sitting down with a nice burger and a nice California Lagunitas IPA.

00:51:00.500 Incredible.

00:51:01.680 I'm going to get crucified by my Ohio fan for saying this. 0.95

00:51:05.340 And you guys know this. 0.95

00:51:06.220 I don't understand.

00:51:07.860 I cannot wrap my head around the idea of drinking a beer.

00:51:10.980 God dang it.

00:51:11.660 God dang it. 0.91

00:51:13.060 I hate it about myself.

00:51:15.620 I like that I don't drink beer

00:51:17.760 For health reasons

00:51:19.080 But just for the fact that

00:51:21.280 I grew up chopping wood

00:51:23.340 Wearing plaid and camo

00:51:24.500 And you like martinis

00:51:26.460 And even more so

00:51:29.580 You grew up 1.00

00:51:30.120 With a penis 1.00

00:51:33.380 And so the fact that you don't like beer 1.00

00:51:35.320 Is fucking shocking to me 0.99

00:51:36.880 This has been one of our fucking combative 0.99

00:51:39.460 Conflicting points since the day I met you 0.99

00:51:41.580 Like yo you wanna go get a cold one

00:51:43.240 You're like yeah I'll get a cold one

00:51:44.980 Cold dirty martini

00:51:47.280 Straight up

00:51:48.180 Hold on

00:51:48.540 Extra dirty 1.00

00:51:49.080 Hold on a second

00:51:49.800 Where did this martini narrative come from

00:51:51.560 I don't know

00:51:51.800 You just like

00:51:52.220 You got your hair dyed 1.00

00:51:53.780 And your nipple pierced man 1.00

00:51:54.760 And my nails painted 0.99

00:51:56.860 Wait I'm not drinking martinis

00:51:58.580 Espresso martini

00:51:59.600 I will double down

00:52:00.680 I will double down

00:52:01.500 And say that is the most important drink

00:52:03.380 On the planet

00:52:04.080 Saved your life

00:52:04.800 The most important drink on the planet

00:52:06.960 Is the espresso martini

00:52:08.880 Okay

00:52:09.540 Order that at the end of your dinner

00:52:11.240 Before you go to the club

00:52:12.200 You're gonna be

00:52:12.760 Wired

00:52:13.300 Way up

00:52:13.740 Ready to go

00:52:14.660 for hours and then when this is when dinner's at like 11 p.m here in la new york yeah yeah or or

00:52:20.040 or anywhere in europe by the way anywhere in europe by the way florence i'm like can i make

00:52:24.360 reservations for dinner tonight they're like uh yes our earliest seating is at 12 30 a.m i'm like 0.98

00:52:28.500 what the fuck you say how's that possible how's that possible i don't know how they do it over 0.74

00:52:32.400 there i have i have no idea every time i go over there i again just like vegas and miami a part 1.00

00:52:38.040 of my life is taken from me here's how it is and are you talking you're talking italy

00:52:42.020 the sweetness of doing nothing

00:52:46.940 in the afternoon

00:52:48.340 it's just like a break time

00:52:49.400 like dude if we did that here

00:52:50.820 we kind of do that

00:52:52.100 the 9 to 5 job does not allow for people to just like

00:52:54.840 ease off during the middle of the day

00:52:56.680 when it's like the hottest and you're the tiredest

00:52:58.440 you need a break

00:53:00.640 and then you go back to work afterwards

00:53:02.020 and then it gets to be 8 o'clock when you get off

00:53:04.840 and you get home and you got this

00:53:06.080 and you got the kids and the dog

00:53:07.340 and then you gotta go get in the car to go to the restaurant

00:53:10.400 and then by the time you get there it's 11pm

00:53:11.660 What did you call it?

00:53:13.500 The Dolce Fade Niente, the sweetness of doing nothing.

00:53:16.420 They do that in France, too.

00:53:17.960 The lunches, like the school lunches in France are two hours long.

00:53:22.400 Every Latin-speaking culture, what is it, Latin-based language-speaking culture

00:53:27.900 tends to have some sort of break during the middle of the day.

00:53:31.240 And the dinners, too, are like three hours.

00:53:33.360 Wait, romantic language, that's what it's called.

00:53:34.700 There you go.

00:53:34.960 Sorry.

00:53:35.220 And the dinners are like three hours.

00:53:38.260 Yeah.

00:53:38.500 Because it's all the different courses, and you sit, and you talk,

00:53:40.960 and you have your wine and stuff and so if the dinner starts

00:53:42.920 at 12 or 11 or whatever you're like 0.99

00:53:44.860 fucking A. We're actually looking at 0.99

00:53:46.840 another vacation right now or a

00:53:48.740 vacation. This would be a real vacation

00:53:50.700 like not going to shoot content. I want to go

00:53:52.800 to Bora Bora really badly

00:53:54.900 and I want to go with Lana

00:53:56.760 as a romantic vacation

00:53:58.860 but in all honesty

00:54:00.700 I can't imagine the thought

00:54:02.880 of leaving behind Logan.

00:54:05.500 I can't imagine it.

00:54:07.100 It makes me sad to imagine

00:54:09.180 yeah it makes me feel bad because here i am again no wife yet and i'm i'm a i'm a third

00:54:16.080 wheel i'm cool with it i'm cool with it they're entertaining and i want to give them their space

00:54:19.960 but also i can't but that's like that'd be prime time to go off into the bora bora jungles and find

00:54:25.540 a sweet woman you're right yo mike you won't believe this mosquito has malaria and by the

00:54:32.560 way coronavirus yeah we doing this or what boys i just i don't know anything about it well let's

00:54:38.140 I got the stats on my phone.

00:54:40.060 It's happening. 0.99

00:54:40.860 I don't want to fuck the fear-mongering if you want to. 0.99

00:54:44.320 It's just turning out to be a thing, dude. 0.99

00:54:47.480 What does that say?

00:54:48.040 Coronavirus global death toll surpasses 3,000 as cases soar.

00:54:51.980 At least 89,000 global cases have been reported.

00:54:55.260 My guess is it's underreported.

00:54:56.980 Overall death toll stands at 3,000.

00:55:00.220 WHO, the World Health Organization, warns the risk of global spread is very high.

00:55:06.000 Global spread.

00:55:07.120 Death toll in Iran is really going up.

00:55:09.760 So we've got some countries that are under major assault.

00:55:12.440 Iran is one of them.

00:55:13.440 It's getting very bad in Italy right now.

00:55:15.860 It's getting pretty bad in cases in South Korea exceed 4,000.

00:55:21.480 So I had a question.

00:55:23.000 I think I may have asked this on the podcast before because, you know, you walk around

00:55:25.820 the airport anywhere in public and you see people wearing the face masks.

00:55:28.440 how effective are these millimeter paper thin face masks preventing a life-threatening

00:55:36.240 illness surgeon general urges the public to stop buying face masks the surgeon general on

00:55:42.580 saturday warned that masks were not effective in preventing the general public from contracting 0.97

00:55:46.040 the coronavirus um i mean are you scared this is the new york times i'm i oh shit like at all i 0.94

00:55:53.200 Are you scared at all? 0.95

00:55:57.440 Is there any worry in your...

00:55:59.540 I know I should be.

00:56:01.560 I don't know.

00:56:02.800 We should be, right?

00:56:04.640 There's cases here in LA. A case just broke out in Cleveland, Ohio.

00:56:07.680 Apparently it became interspecies.

00:56:09.720 A dog gave it to the human and a human gave it whatever.

00:56:12.160 Now it's personal.

00:56:13.660 And I know I should be,

00:56:15.420 but for some reason,

00:56:16.980 when I am at

00:56:18.500 the NASCAR event or

00:56:20.720 some party here in LA, 0.98

00:56:22.820 Not only do I not give a shit about it, 0.99

00:56:25.060 no one gives a shit about it. 0.99

00:56:26.920 I mean, let's look at the numbers. 0.99

00:56:28.900 The numbers are low.

00:56:31.760 I believe even in comparison to SARS

00:56:34.280 from the recent one,

00:56:36.100 and more so when you look back

00:56:37.480 at something as serious as the pandemic,

00:56:40.160 the Spanish flu of 1918, 1919.

00:56:43.140 I don't remember exactly how that started, 0.97

00:56:44.700 but God forbid we go back to that.

00:56:47.080 I don't know if people know this,

00:56:48.100 but during the Spanish flu of 1919,

00:56:50.520 I believe the year was,

00:56:51.380 three to five percent of the global population died jeez three to five percent of the global

00:56:59.820 population died 50 million people between 50 and 100 million people i've seen i've seen estimates

00:57:06.080 as high as 100 million what about world war ii i mean that was a plague you talk about like actual

00:57:12.580 war but there's there's nothing like a viral infection no this is the biggest this is the

00:57:17.360 infected an estimated 500 million people.

00:57:20.980 About one third.

00:57:22.280 I'm going to look up the bubonic plague.

00:57:23.660 Was it...

00:57:24.180 The Black Death?

00:57:26.820 30% to 60% of Europe's population?

00:57:29.660 So here's the difference between...

00:57:30.800 But it was about the same in terms of actual numbers of infected.

00:57:33.220 Oh my God.

00:57:34.300 Here's the difference between then and now.

00:57:36.660 Madison.

00:57:36.980 The internet.

00:57:38.960 Like, you did not know about the...

00:57:41.020 I'm telling you.

00:57:41.680 You got coronavirus, go on Google.

00:57:43.760 No, but think about it.

00:57:44.500 We know way ahead of time that there's something going on.

00:57:47.700 It's not that, Mac.

00:57:48.660 It's medicine.

00:57:49.420 Medicine helps.

00:57:50.280 Don't get me wrong.

00:57:51.480 Oh, you're right.

00:57:52.160 The last time I broke my leg, I bandaged it up with some Yahoo.

00:57:56.220 That's great.

00:57:57.500 I'm glad you were able to extract those ones and zeros and pull them out.

00:58:01.300 Go ahead.

00:58:01.620 I'm kidding.

00:58:02.040 I mean, just knowing about it is half the battle.

00:58:04.240 Information.

00:58:04.560 You are well aware, like, oh, I shouldn't go to Wuhan right now.

00:58:07.600 But what are we doing?

00:58:08.880 Okay.

00:58:09.420 Yes.

00:58:09.940 Yes.

00:58:10.720 I'll take that minor precaution, and I will, at this point in time, not go to China.

00:58:14.500 not only because the coronavirus because i'm not alive right i'm just kidding but dude if it's the

00:58:18.840 1500s and you have to get word to me by newspaper like bro i don't read the newspaper sure but like

00:58:23.600 okay so we all know the coronavirus is actually like seriously affecting a handful of people at

00:58:29.400 least enough to raise a red flag yeah are you doing anything at home or are you like me and 0.77

00:58:35.140 my friends where maybe we're just too lazy or ignorant or sheltered where we are like i envy 0.75

00:58:43.400 the person who is taking extreme

00:58:45.620 precautionary measures and will not get

00:58:47.440 the coronavirus because of it 1.00

00:58:48.880 that motherfucker who has 1.00

00:58:51.360 a hand sanitizer goes 1.00

00:58:52.500 George

00:58:53.520 because that is

00:58:57.220 antibacterial and the coronavirus

00:58:59.240 well and it's not going to be on your

00:59:01.500 hands it's respiratory spray

00:59:03.240 and the biggest fear right

00:59:05.560 now is something called community

00:59:07.660 spread and so at first

00:59:09.460 it's just as of three days ago

00:59:11.620 CDC saying community spread

00:59:13.080 before that they were like yo don't travel to affected areas don't be around infected people

00:59:18.920 now what's happening is you're having people saying i have no idea how i got this i was not

00:59:24.780 near anyone that was sick i haven't traveled to wuhan i haven't been to iran and i have the

00:59:29.660 coronavirus people don't know how they're getting it they're just getting that's bad and well that's

00:59:34.540 the biggest thing when when who and cdc gets involved in saying you know this community

00:59:38.780 spread it's starting to community spread um all right listen i'm just gonna wrap it up like

00:59:44.700 hopefully we can get this under control hopefully we have some sort of cure some vaccine uh for the

00:59:50.500 coronavirus quarantine it's yeah it's not something it's not something um me and my comrades are

00:59:55.980 interested in contracting i just like talk i mean i'm not fucking scared like there's people like

01:00:00.400 there's been some internet personalities been pushing this fear narrative no i mean chill the 0.94

01:00:04.160 fuck out but but also wash your hands and don't get coughed on stay away from people that'll help 0.68

01:00:11.380 we do a lot of here this is a this is a bubble that's going out and like having an airbnb going 0.99

01:00:17.100 to topanga exploring this weekend just told me and showed me how much uh more there is to the

01:00:22.880 world yeah this place is beautiful it has everything but uh very much the hotel california

01:00:28.500 vibes where we're here yeah like in you know like you can have whatever you like but you can never

01:00:34.060 leave like it's kind of like what it's like we all have to create we all have to do fun things

01:00:38.060 talking about the eagle song by the way people i don't know california we don't really get out

01:00:43.980 that much like it's kind of a lot of like hanging out here and then going to more more lately more

01:00:48.620 lately there's a lot of culture going on last week especially going to like that nascar race

01:00:51.580 and whatnot but no you're definitely definitely staying around here a lot and then if we leave

01:00:55.340 here we're going to like a dinner at some place where you guys know the owners and then uh go to

01:01:00.700 a club where we stand there and not talk to anyone or do talk to people but like you know

01:01:04.920 i agree with you completely we have been we have been spending a lot of time

01:01:09.460 hunkered down making content even if you look at the content it's the same casting characters

01:01:14.280 which is which is which is great i'm not saying there's anything wrong with that but but you know

01:01:18.300 to your point i think a lot there's a lot a lot of it has to do with our work ethic not drinking

01:01:23.400 not wanting to party not really wanting to spend time with people unless there's some sort of

01:01:27.120 symbiotic value there yeah there's a lot of people in the city that hey maybe they find value in these

01:01:32.920 random meetups yo let's get coffee hey you want to meet up for coffee for 15 minutes talk about

01:01:38.300 this thing and and so that that let's meet up for coffee for 15 minutes and talk about this thing

01:01:44.240 i'm working on yeah has been a a general uh uh rite of passage for a year for for decades right

01:01:52.240 If you hit up me or Logan or other people in this camp and say, hey, man, you want to meet up for coffee and talk about this thing I'm working on?

01:02:00.460 Where's the deck?

01:02:01.980 It's going to get looked at by our entire crew. 0.99

01:02:04.020 We're going to scour over that shit before we walk out of this house. 0.99

01:02:06.900 And if we meet you, we're going to- 1.00

01:02:09.000 You better not have coronavirus.

01:02:10.720 It's the main thing.

01:02:12.580 If you have coronavirus, we meet you for coffee.

01:02:14.560 I'm going to be pissed, bro. 0.53

01:02:15.920 Yeah.

01:02:16.440 But there's a lot to see.

01:02:17.880 There's a lot more that we could be doing.

01:02:19.060 i really recommend like getting airbnbs and we just go and i mean you didn't go on a gravitron

01:02:24.060 this week we did i didn't so i didn't but i had i had a lot of fun i had a lot of fun and there's

01:02:29.460 so much so much in la that's not i regret that i regret that you do yeah i'm i'm i uh i think i'm

01:02:35.800 throwing in my hat for for coasters dude that wasn't a coaster huh no i i i've i've gone on

01:02:47.180 a plethora of coasters now in my adult

01:02:49.280 days and every time

01:02:50.420 emotion sickness runs in my family not in like

01:02:53.060 the car but like my mom doesn't like roller coasters

01:02:54.960 and I used to love them

01:02:56.140 I'm getting old I'm about to turn 25 0.99

01:02:58.860 so what the fuck is happening 1.00

01:03:00.080 Aries gang gang gang skirt what's good 0.99

01:03:02.740 I got booty called by four girls on Saturday 0.82

01:03:05.180 oh you don't want to pull it up

01:03:06.600 show you going around circles

01:03:08.100 you got booty called by four girls

01:03:10.540 full transparency I have not

01:03:13.600 I have not

01:03:17.000 you haven't had sex in a month in a while which is good because i've been i've been so focused

01:03:22.780 but it's also it's also so not in in a non-pretentious non-douchey way it is a very

01:03:28.180 like foreign thing for me to to uh be focused on myself and my work as much as i am and i noticed 0.93

01:03:35.800 on the weekends especially when you are focused when you when you're not trying to fuck is when 0.89

01:03:43.060 everyone else is because they were working we've talked about this on the show yo even when you're 0.99

01:03:48.460 in a relationship suddenly every girl wants to have sex with you and when you're single no one

01:03:52.360 does um facts it's yeah it's yeah you're probably experiencing that like crazy right now so yeah 0.84

01:03:58.080 just this weird phenomenon i have i've yet to wrap my head around and uh i mean you got some

01:04:02.900 sorry i have coronavirus mike how do we know how do we know that we don't you've been coughing a

01:04:11.460 I have a really bad cough right now.

01:04:13.080 I think it's the fever that throws it.

01:04:15.600 The fever?

01:04:16.680 No, no, no.

01:04:17.360 If you have a fever, then start a fever and a cough.

01:04:19.720 Start worrying.

01:04:21.580 Yeah, but you... 0.88

01:04:22.580 I mean, at what point did you start ejaculating? 0.87

01:04:26.040 You know what I'm saying? 0.95

01:04:26.520 Oh, my God.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 03, 2020

E163 WE'RE DONE WITH SEX - IMPAULSIVE EP. 163

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