Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E165 Logan Paul Speaks On Getting KNOCKED OUT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 165

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00:02:02.020 By the way, so he was warned.

00:02:04.660 He said he was going to do it.

00:02:05.880 He walked up to him.

00:02:06.760 Apparently he said, are you Jay Park?

00:02:08.700 He goes, yeah. 1.00

00:02:10.880 Smacks him in the f***ing head. 0.99

00:02:19.580 That will be the most expensive thing you've destroyed? 1.00

00:02:21.580 yes

00:02:21.900 oh no

00:02:24.420 wow

00:02:30.220 did I just confirm that I was going to do it

00:02:34.120 welcome back to

00:02:35.420 welcome back to Impulsive the number one podcast

00:02:38.100 in the world it's good to be here guys

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00:02:46.720 that's awesome

00:02:48.480 yeah

00:02:49.160 I don't know if you guys know this, if you watch my content

00:02:51.880 what we were talking about

00:02:53.600 the couches at the front of my house are Mercedes

00:02:56.080 couches. I have two regrets in my life

00:02:58.000 buying those couches is one of them

00:02:59.880 $90,000

00:03:02.200 I told you not to

00:03:03.360 You did?

00:03:06.240 I love them, the Mercedes

00:03:07.960 couches. Cause the idea was

00:03:09.720 I would get out of my Mercedes that I drive

00:03:12.080 in the street and go sit on

00:03:14.060 some more Mercedes

00:03:14.820 That was my 2017 like flex phase

00:03:17.880 where I was just trying to flex as hard as possible 0.98

00:03:20.020 and not listen to fucking anyone. 0.99

00:03:22.000 And look where it got me. 1.00

00:03:22.740 I shot myself in the foot 1.00

00:03:23.520 and now I have expensive, dirty-ass, disgusting, 1.00

00:03:26.360 chewed-up couches because my dogs... 1.00

00:03:28.100 That's what I'm saying, bro.

00:03:30.320 We try to sell them.

00:03:31.240 No one's going to buy them.

00:03:32.820 And then they're not comfortable.

00:03:34.320 No one sits there.

00:03:37.040 The dogs love them.

00:03:37.260 The dogs love them.

00:03:39.120 It's horrifying. 0.99

00:03:39.940 So we're going to maybe destroy them. 0.98

00:03:42.220 But like I said, 0.87

00:03:42.880 it's the most expensive thing

00:03:43.920 that I will have ever destroyed.

00:03:45.800 It's got to be epic.

00:03:46.920 If you're going to do it, 0.84

00:03:47.600 you might as well like figure out how to just blow them up with a whole bunch of dynamite or

00:03:51.860 something you can't do dynamite at our ranch because you have to get it cleared california

00:03:57.820 is very strict with their explosives and their tnt we have to go to vegas to do it nevada oh

00:04:01.800 there are states that aren't strict with dynamite nevada's all good bro i see dan 0.93

00:04:05.020 blazerian's blowing up shit all the time yeah also saw him at the fight this weekend this past

00:04:09.560 weekend in vegas cool you guys went to that fight yeah you and uh david the german videographer i 0.93

00:04:13.400 It did.

00:04:13.900 It's weird to have someone just replace you as your best friend.

00:04:17.340 It was weird. 0.74

00:04:19.220 It's also weird because David's German and knows nothing about fighting. 0.98

00:04:22.420 He doesn't even speak English. 0.91

00:04:23.720 Barely.

00:04:24.220 So I'm like, I'm like sitting like telling him stuff.

00:04:26.520 Mind you, we're in the third row.

00:04:27.580 Like we're surrounded by all the fighters.

00:04:29.540 And so they're all so ingrained, screaming at the fights.

00:04:32.800 And David's kind of just watching it.

00:04:34.560 It looked like he was watching paint dry, to be honest with you.

00:04:36.940 He's like, I do not understand.

00:04:39.000 But also maybe because the main fight.

00:04:40.860 So if you guys saw the fights this past weekend, Israel Adesanya versus Yawel Romero, it was boring.

00:04:47.320 If you're going to tell me that fight's entertaining, you're lying to yourself.

00:04:50.540 It was the most boring championship fight I've ever seen in my life.

00:04:55.340 And in the breakdown of the fight, people were trying to figure out what was happening.

00:05:01.740 And although I – and Izzy, dude, I think you're a great fighter.

00:05:05.680 I know you supported me in the KSI fight.

00:05:07.200 Although I do think I would have scored that fight with Yoel Romero winning the challenger.

00:05:14.280 You don't think so?

00:05:18.680 Here's why I think they gave it to Izzy. 0.99

00:05:22.860 Because if you're the challenger, you got to take it from the champ.

00:05:26.720 You have to go in there and take it from the champ.

00:05:29.080 Not be some sort of stagnant.

00:05:30.200 You have to put on a show.

00:05:30.920 Exactly.

00:05:32.200 I just felt like he was backing up Romero.

00:05:35.560 he was just like there was no attack unless he had to be i know but he had he had some significant

00:05:40.900 strikes and given that overhead bro given that 10 punch five five to 10 punches were thrown

00:05:46.580 in each round yeah but how many leg kicks were thrown he did that's why is he like that's why

00:05:52.140 he threw a lot of leg kicks he ripped the hell out of him yeah um but it was uh is he fights to

00:05:57.960 the level of the person that he's fighting and um we we got a show that was somewhat subpar

00:06:03.960 The good news is the women, the women right before the championship, the main, the main

00:06:09.680 bout, the women had a championship fight. 1.00

00:06:12.140 Now I'm unfamiliar with these two, but they are fucking warriors. 0.99

00:06:20.580 Islam Makachev tweeted afterwards. 1.00

00:06:23.140 This is not a woman's sport. 1.00

00:06:26.060 What? 1.00

00:06:26.960 Yeah.

00:06:27.560 On Twitter.

00:06:28.480 And, uh, and, uh, Conor McGregor went nuts on him. 1.00

00:06:31.780 An absolute cretin. 0.98

00:06:32.720 you got Connor's accent by chance 1.00

00:06:35.160 that was pretty good

00:06:35.820 an absolute Creighton

00:06:36.860 a convicted steroid

00:06:41.300 that will do anything to avoid impact

00:06:43.280 install a fight and then talks down

00:06:45.200 on one of the greatest exchanges of combat ever 1.00

00:06:47.140 produced by our female combatants 1.00

00:06:48.560 these little gremlins 1.00

00:06:49.460 it's back on filthy rat shame on the game 0.99

00:06:53.160 he later deleted the tweet 0.92

00:06:55.500 Dave the German's like

00:06:56.760 wait there's girls fighting 1.00

00:06:57.900 I was like bro these women sometimes go harder than the dudes 1.00

00:07:00.380 and in this case they fucking did 1.00

00:07:02.720 the one girl straight up got turned into 0.99

00:07:04.500 Megamind

00:07:05.340 y'all see these memes?

00:07:07.940 yeah I've seen her 0.99

00:07:08.480 what was her name? Jenna

00:07:11.300 Jameson 0.98

00:07:12.460 no no she's not a fighter

00:07:15.320 ESPN has them 0.86

00:07:16.160 here

00:07:17.040 but Barstool's also quick dude

00:07:21.840 I rue the day where I've been

00:07:24.500 turned into a Barstool meme

00:07:25.480 if this happens you know you've gone to war

00:07:28.380 oh you know because so much swelling she doesn't look like that in real life guys no she doesn't

00:07:32.840 look at bruce buffer bruce buffers the goat i've said it before on this show he's he's he's my

00:07:40.300 favorite ever like i want to be bruce buffer when i grow up and i got to spend two three days eating

00:07:44.960 dinner with him just at the events he got me the tickets awesome got me the tickets so shout out

00:07:49.720 to bruce buffer also shout out to dana white and amber for making that happen just for next time

00:07:53.820 There's more than two people.

00:07:55.460 Yeah, Mike and Lana, there wasn't enough room for them.

00:07:59.200 Well, there could have been enough room for me.

00:08:01.220 There could have been enough room for me,

00:08:02.880 but this is one of the downfalls of being in a relationship.

00:08:06.300 Now I'm double baggage.

00:08:08.360 So every time he's like, yo, man, I got one extra. 0.93

00:08:10.240 I got a plus one for this dope-ass event. 0.61

00:08:11.960 I'm like, I got this bag of rocks next to me, my girlfriend. 0.83

00:08:15.000 I can't go now.

00:08:15.560 Mike, don't you and Lana make a lot of money?

00:08:17.300 Yeah.

00:08:17.900 So you couldn't buy a ticket?

00:08:19.440 We went to Absinthe instead.

00:08:21.100 How was that?

00:08:21.480 Amazing. 0.99

00:08:22.340 Absolutely fucking crazy. 0.98

00:08:23.340 We sat row on. 1.00

00:08:24.340 Shit was nuts, dude. 1.00

00:08:25.820 I don't understand how that show is able to go on. 1.00

00:08:29.240 I don't understand.

00:08:29.800 They are so mean to the guests.

00:08:32.500 Like crude humor?

00:08:33.460 Such crude humor. 0.99

00:08:34.460 They picked out the gay guys, the black guy, and just went to town on them. 0.99

00:08:38.780 They called the guy black guy. 0.99

00:08:40.240 They called him up. 1.00

00:08:40.940 Come on up, black guy. 0.94

00:08:41.860 Were the people laughing? 1.00

00:08:43.620 Somewhat.

00:08:44.260 Do they take your phone?

00:08:46.300 No.

00:08:46.980 No, no, no.

00:08:47.420 You can record as much as you want.

00:08:48.380 No flash.

00:08:48.940 but it's a mix of crude humor circus stunts and and by the way incredible show rank the best show

00:08:56.480 in vegas we got to sit right up close which i found out later that that's very risky because

00:09:01.400 they'll pick on you if you're in the first row so the guy next to us was this big chunky guy and

00:09:06.220 they're like look at this fat head sitting in the front row the guy behind you can't even see and 0.99

00:09:10.700 this guy was not laughing he was pissed and he was like how do you fuck this man to the wife like it 1.00

00:09:15.740 It was crazy, bro. 1.00

00:09:17.620 You know going into it, you're going to get there.

00:09:20.900 So I feel like some of you know.

00:09:22.720 Do you, though?

00:09:23.660 I mean, who knows?

00:09:24.940 That show is known for doing that.

00:09:26.420 Oh, I didn't know.

00:09:27.680 I just got it recommended to me.

00:09:28.860 And Lana was nervous.

00:09:29.520 That's the whole point of the show.

00:09:31.140 And I think they go there purposely like,

00:09:33.200 I hope they pick on me.

00:09:34.220 I'm surprised they didn't make fun of Lana.

00:09:35.560 I think what it was was I noticed they picked on people

00:09:38.820 that had something outright, like shiny clothes

00:09:44.080 or like a big fat head.

00:09:47.400 I was a little worried about my nose.

00:09:49.060 Nobody laughed?

00:09:50.340 Everybody laughed,

00:09:51.260 except for the person that was being picked on.

00:09:52.780 It's one of those situations

00:09:53.760 where it's so funny

00:09:54.680 until you're the person being picked on.

00:09:55.600 Yeah.

00:09:56.320 Could they be set up?

00:09:58.220 Could those be part of the show?

00:09:59.700 Bro, they...

00:10:00.760 No, no, I don't think...

00:10:01.980 Bro, they were...

00:10:02.540 Is it worth it for one joke?

00:10:04.320 I don't know.

00:10:04.800 It's easy.

00:10:05.260 They were bad, too.

00:10:06.180 Like, there was one part 0.85

00:10:06.920 where this white dude, 0.77

00:10:07.920 he was like bathing in the tub

00:10:09.900 and the guy was like, 0.99

00:10:12.760 come on up, black guy. 0.99

00:10:13.980 I bet you hated that last part, that white man bathing and all that white privilege. 0.99

00:10:18.340 It was really racially driven. 0.54

00:10:21.760 I would laugh at that. 1.00

00:10:22.660 I will acknowledge my privilege of bathing.

00:10:25.200 No, no, no.

00:10:25.560 I wasn't thinking about that. 0.62

00:10:26.400 I was thinking about them making it a joke to the other African-American.

00:10:29.620 I don't even know.

00:10:31.140 You can't even.

00:10:32.280 How do you?

00:10:32.880 Just tread like it.

00:10:34.320 What's the term again that I'm supposed to use?

00:10:38.800 A person.

00:10:40.000 Oh, no.

00:10:41.200 Just that person.

00:10:41.980 African-American.

00:10:42.460 African American people in the crowd

00:10:44.000 I was looking at them to see how they felt about

00:10:46.160 white privilege bathing

00:10:47.900 I don't know 1.00

00:10:49.160 it's pretty wild shit 0.98

00:10:50.440 I was upset that you weren't there 0.99

00:10:54.680 because you did miss something

00:10:56.100 very entertaining that happened in the first

00:10:58.220 five minutes of me being there

00:11:00.280 so you guys may have heard about this

00:11:02.640 online

00:11:03.060 this dude, Brian Ortega

00:11:06.260 he's a UFC fighter, big UFC fighter

00:11:08.320 that's not the

00:11:09.280 I'm glad you interrupted me though

00:11:11.680 Sorry about that.

00:11:12.700 Just trying to get some clarification.

00:11:13.980 Yeah, this dude, Brian Ortega, I get to the UFC fight.

00:11:18.480 I say what up to Dan Bilzerian.

00:11:20.420 Sitting next to him is Cowboy Cerrone.

00:11:22.160 Say what's up to him.

00:11:22.880 A couple other fighters.

00:11:23.700 I say what's good.

00:11:24.140 I see Brian Ortega.

00:11:24.880 He's right in front of me.

00:11:26.560 Yo, what's good, man?

00:11:27.440 Looking good.

00:11:28.020 Looking healthy.

00:11:28.960 He goes, you going to fight again?

00:11:30.040 I was like, yeah, maybe.

00:11:31.020 We'll see what happens.

00:11:31.720 Have a good two to three minute conversation.

00:11:33.720 It's all good.

00:11:34.100 All good spirits.

00:11:35.680 Not three minutes go by.

00:11:37.780 He hops over his chair.

00:11:39.880 He goes, excuse me.

00:11:40.880 And then he like beelines 10 seats down.

00:11:44.560 And I lean over because it looks like he's on a mission.

00:11:48.480 Me and Dave lean over to see what's happening. 0.99

00:11:50.760 And this like skinny Asian dude stands up. 1.00

00:11:53.940 And Brian Ortega smacks him in the fucking face. 1.00

00:11:57.980 Wow. 1.00

00:11:58.820 Smacks him in the face. 0.92

00:12:00.260 And I'm watching this.

00:12:00.920 I'm like, what just happened?

00:12:02.580 The security guard who was next to me, probably about like six foot six foot six dude, flies over everyone.

00:12:08.420 Like sprints down this row of people.

00:12:10.140 mind you these are these seats are very tight on the floor very tight so this dude is like

00:12:14.840 stepping on everyone he grabs brian and like escorts him out and i'm like he walks by me i'm 0.83

00:12:19.380 like dude you slapped the shit out of that guy and he's just super calm he's like did that talk 0.98

00:12:23.820 shit get hit and then he gets escorted and kicked out of the arena mind you this is like a champion 0.99

00:12:28.020 ufc fighters like one of the best in the league right now also like a street kid so everyone is 0.99

00:12:33.000 so confused i'm so confused no one got it on video no one okay you're watching the fight

00:12:40.560 It was in between bouts.

00:12:42.960 Was it just that fast?

00:12:44.000 It happened so quick.

00:12:44.780 He was so slick about it.

00:12:47.580 And, obviously, we...

00:12:50.280 Another fighter?

00:12:51.400 We did some research to see what was the deal.

00:12:54.440 So, the dude he slapped is a Korean rapper by the name of Jay Park.

00:12:58.880 One of the biggest rappers in Korea.

00:13:00.220 Oh, yeah.

00:13:00.740 He is also the translator, or was translating for Brian Ortega's next opponent,

00:13:05.720 the Korean Zombie, who he's fighting next. 0.97

00:13:08.820 anyways apparently there was like a the korea or the jay park was talking shit and brian ortega 1.00

00:13:17.340 tweeted at him and said don't be surprised if the next time i see you i slap the shit out of you 0.99

00:13:22.340 so he loved it bro he told him i love it he told him and then he doubled down on area hawani show 0.99

00:13:27.720 and area hawani was to said something like you know don't kill the messenger brian's like 0.97

00:13:31.700 no fuck the messenger this is the fight game that's how you send a message and by the way so 0.98

00:13:38.740 so he was warned he said he was gonna do it he walked up to him apparently he said are you jay 1.00

00:13:44.220 park he goes yeah smacks him in the fucking head bro and so i'm watching and so i i can't saw it i 0.98

00:13:52.340 saw all of it happen everyone's in but no one in 2020 no one got it on video they only got him 0.99

00:13:58.740 being escorted out and a couple people text me they're like yo i saw you in this video like right

00:14:02.540 next to him as he was being escorted out and um so i guess i just gotta like uh maybe i i don't

00:14:09.400 know like his follow-through was very strong he like he said he said he was gonna do something

00:14:14.680 and he really fucking did like he's one of those dudes that is a man of his word i wonder what i 0.78

00:14:19.380 wonder if the translator was like actually the one saying it or if it was the fighter like do 0.99

00:14:23.100 you think he had to like yeah i don't fight through that or what's the deal i don't know but

00:14:27.900 I could tell you one thing. K-pop fans are not

00:14:30.240 happy. Well, I mean, he can't be that

00:14:32.220 happy either because he missed the whole fucking fight because 0.99

00:14:34.220 of that. I don't think he cares, dude. 0.99

00:14:36.300 I'm sure he also gets sued, right?

00:14:38.220 Assault? Apparently

00:14:39.500 Jay is pressing charges.

00:14:42.480 He wasn't gonna, but

00:14:44.180 his team suggested that he should.

00:14:48.300 I wonder what that cost

00:14:50.200 is, actually. It always

00:14:51.980 costs more to do

00:14:54.140 that than to not do it.

00:14:55.820 There's no harm in not hitting someone.

00:14:57.400 As soon as you hit someone, you get escorted, you get sued, you get arrested. 1.00

00:15:00.780 Hitting people is the dumbest shit. 1.00

00:15:02.920 The most, as Connor said, cretin shit, bro. 1.00

00:15:05.680 Remember how Connor paid for it? 1.00

00:15:06.680 I watched you almost hit somebody at the fight, Fury Wilder.

00:15:10.400 And every time I don't do it, I'm happy I didn't do it. 0.99

00:15:12.360 Because as soon as you do it, you've got a long road ahead of you of just bullshit. 1.00

00:15:16.100 It's just so much easier to just ignore someone's crap, dude, and just continue living your fucking life. 1.00

00:15:20.700 I mean, I guess if you live in that arena. 1.00

00:15:22.700 He was hot.

00:15:24.300 I noticed, bro, when I was, when I trained or when I sparred with Paolo Costa at the UFC Performance Institute.

00:15:30.880 Looked awesome.

00:15:32.020 I want to talk about that in a sec.

00:15:33.380 But you walk in and there's fighters everywhere.

00:15:36.480 This is not like a gym, right? 0.99

00:15:38.260 These are all like very lethal human beings who are ready to kick anyone's ass at a moment's notice, bro. 1.00

00:15:44.760 Everyone's got a little, a little like dark, like red energy around them, ready to fuck on edge everyone. 1.00

00:15:50.100 And that's why I'm walking from the fucking YouTube, right? 0.99

00:15:52.720 you're small compared to him bro i'm walking around like this i'm like 0.97

00:15:55.760 like my head's that my chest is not as much i'm kind of like i showed up because i don't want to

00:16:00.920 i don't want to come off as uh the perception that some people have of like logan paul where

00:16:07.120 it's like this cocky yeah loud arrogant youtuber like sure i have like a side of me that can be

00:16:11.980 that could be that but like in real life i saw someone tweeted uh they're like in real life 0.83

00:16:16.640 i saw logan paul at the casino and he looked like the most normal dude and like that's what you are

00:16:21.880 I really am.

00:16:23.360 I love being creative.

00:16:25.780 I can get there.

00:16:28.220 It was fascinating.

00:16:29.380 Then we had the whole sparring session,

00:16:32.080 the grappling session with Paulo Costa,

00:16:33.440 another animal in himself

00:16:35.980 who is actually going to fight Israel Adesanya next.

00:16:40.060 Assuming he can lose 60 pounds

00:16:41.880 because Paulo is 250

00:16:43.880 and has to get down to 185.

00:16:46.320 Is that possible?

00:16:47.100 60 pounds.

00:16:48.180 I think by the summer.

00:16:50.220 It's like four months.

00:16:51.280 Three months.

00:16:51.640 Four months.

00:16:52.560 All right, so you just don't eat starting today.

00:16:54.780 You go on the GP diet.

00:16:55.660 No, he said he was going to eat more.

00:16:58.120 He was a constant eat, sleep.

00:17:00.340 Oh, that's how you lose weight, right?

00:17:02.080 I've never met a human being who is more of an animal, an actual animal than Paolo Costa.

00:17:09.840 This dude sleeps, they said, 10 to 13 hours a day.

00:17:12.920 No way. 1.00

00:17:13.580 10 to 13 hours a day and just beats people's ass, dude. 1.00

00:17:19.700 We sat with him. 1.00

00:17:20.760 That dude's a freak. 0.53

00:17:21.920 We had dinner with him, and he's such a nice guy. 1.00

00:17:24.700 He's cool as fuck. 0.98

00:17:25.760 Coolest guy ever. 0.98

00:17:26.320 How does he turn into this is my question.

00:17:28.660 How does the switch go?

00:17:29.740 It's a switch.

00:17:30.400 I saw it.

00:17:30.940 How?

00:17:31.060 Because I interacted with the calm, fun, like, I'm not going to hurt you, Paolo, especially

00:17:35.220 when I was sparring with him.

00:17:36.120 He wasn't trying to kill me.

00:17:38.860 And then I saw him at the UFC fight calling out Izzy.

00:17:42.600 I saw that afterwards.

00:17:43.540 Bro, it's like it.

00:17:44.800 He was ready to go.

00:17:45.940 Yo, it's a killer instinct.

00:17:47.540 and you watch his fights too and

00:17:50.160 he was calling out Romero or Romero

00:17:52.340 wanted to fight he just beat Romero 0.99

00:17:53.760 I know but they were talking shit like it was 0.98

00:17:56.440 more of him and it oh I did see 0.99

00:17:58.420 that I did see that

00:17:59.520 Israel I didn't see him say anything

00:18:02.100 like the quintessential gladiator

00:18:04.220 from Roman times when I think of 0.98

00:18:06.280 someone that could just go kill all these pictures 0.69

00:18:08.200 are all when he's down to that weight 0.98

00:18:09.920 he right now is huge

00:18:11.920 but by the way he's still he right

00:18:14.200 now he still has a six pack he's still

00:18:16.180 in shape he's just it's like someone

00:18:18.040 put a bicycle

00:18:20.120 pump in him and just like pumped him up

00:18:21.740 he's not like fat

00:18:23.660 I don't even say he's thick he's just like a 1.00

00:18:26.200 fucking brick a rock 0.99

00:18:27.800 a boulder 0.99

00:18:28.800 are MMA fighters like boxers where they

00:18:32.060 I read this article the other

00:18:34.320 day about Fury 0.75

00:18:35.260 about him coming from that Irish travelers

00:18:38.240 background

00:18:39.020 yeah like gypsy they're called Irish travelers

00:18:42.020 it's a whole class of people in Ireland

00:18:44.020 that are put down by the government by the

00:18:46.020 people of ireland um are mma fighters like that too like like most fighters come from these like

00:18:51.620 horrible like distraught places and the reason they get so into fighting is because they have to

00:18:57.620 like they're fighting to survive they're fighting to get out of the projects they're fighting too

00:19:01.140 i think so all you know like all they know is fighting and that's why i always that's why i

00:19:05.120 think a lot of times when like uh shawb and like rogan talk about him fighting like why 0.73

00:19:10.660 why why would you even want to even fucking do that because you don't have fighters i think it's 0.78

00:19:15.820 different it seems like fighters fight because they have to fight i think it's different from 0.98

00:19:19.000 mma as opposed to boxing because mma you have jiu-jitsu and you have all these different

00:19:24.760 crafts of martial arts that it's like some of them aren't about striking some of them are about

00:19:30.700 like like our defense and art and like you know all that stuff so maybe a little bit less but

00:19:36.040 there are some crazy ones just like just like anything in life there's there's both sides of

00:19:41.100 the coin right because you're right dude like brian ortega did not grow up easy dude that was 0.96

00:19:45.460 that that dude's a gangster that there's a fucking gangster whereas you know there's some other guys 0.65

00:19:50.040 who do it for the martial art for the craft for the idea of like becoming the best version of 0.99

00:19:54.520 yourself israel israel didn't look like he's like a killer like that he kicks he he like strikes but

00:20:00.800 i think israel's there to be to be the best that he possibly can be and master the master

00:20:06.080 act with class and move violently like that's that's him he did yeah i think part of that's

00:20:11.640 Just sheer athleticism.

00:20:13.300 A guy like Brendan, didn't he play football?

00:20:15.360 And then he was like, I want to get into MMA just because he's bigger than most people.

00:20:18.860 He's faster.

00:20:19.360 He's able to do something with his athleticism.

00:20:21.860 There isn't a lot of room in the world for someone who's purely athletic.

00:20:25.520 That's their calling is that they are an athlete.

00:20:28.420 You have to put that energy into something.

00:20:30.980 And if it could be fighting, it could be football, baseball, whatever it is.

00:20:34.140 And once you're there, and I can attest, dude, there's this like, it's just like,

00:20:40.440 if you love something you get the bug right i i have the the fighting bug and every time people

00:20:46.540 ask me about it i say like unfortunately i really love boxing it's unfortunate because

00:20:50.420 it's fucking dangerous it's very dangerous the sport people are putting their life on the line

00:20:55.040 for it and um is it the adrenaline in my opinion fighting is the coolest sport in the world it is 0.99

00:21:02.420 one of the coolest things in the world there's no more there's it does not get more primal than

00:21:07.640 two men not at all in a ring a cage somewhere you cannot escape beating the shit out of each

00:21:12.160 other to see who is better they are modern day gladiators and every time i go to um a fight i'm

00:21:18.400 just i'm i'm lit up dude i am ecstatic to be there i'm happy i have so much energy flowing through my

00:21:23.280 body and yeah i think i think it's i think it's the coolest thing ever the world loves it too

00:21:27.540 i mean isn't consistently played like the highest paid athlete yeah yeah yeah two people start

00:21:33.840 fighting everyone watches yeah it's the one it can attract everyone's attention no matter where

00:21:37.740 you are immediately yep henry cejudo who's the two-way champ right now gave me his belt at dinner

00:21:43.700 also i don't know why because i again i was like why are you giving me your belts just no i just

00:21:47.740 hold himself and uh we took this picture but like i don't know bro this there's there's something 0.55

00:21:53.380 there's a there's a uh magical nature to fighting that makes it so fucking exciting to watch to

00:21:59.640 participate to be involved it's animal instinct goes all the way to yep does he walk around with

00:22:04.800 those he does walk around with those that seems like a lot he calls himself the king of cringe

00:22:09.100 though uh wait oh that was that guy no no that was that was paulo henry said he was just eating

00:22:14.360 his dinner he didn't care he's like yeah like take a picture of my belt i was like no he's like no

00:22:19.260 just do it i was like yes sir well most of them are most of them are like barely conscious anymore

00:22:24.120 they're like they're like no not true not true i don't know why i was at that dinner and one who

00:22:29.100 was the guy i was talking to the whole time he was just going on about travel to brazil and like

00:22:34.180 the dude that was right across from me one of the other fighters i don't think he was a fighter

00:22:37.600 oh he wasn't i don't know dude that guy was in vegas he's probably just he just showed up at our

00:22:42.880 table he's a random guy and just sat with us was it not what one of the um costa trainer and like

00:22:48.900 guy from brazil oh looks like a fighter oh maybe maybe uh but yeah the mma mma is actually safer 0.98

00:22:56.920 than boxing i notice a lot of the boxers have have um some speech problems and and fucking 0.98

00:23:02.080 hopefully i don't develop constant getting hit in the head yeah over and over and over is why you 0.96

00:23:07.480 get that yeah mma they jump on you you get a couple hits to the head you're done the fight's

00:23:12.760 over i think i think you can get knocked out or knocked down in boxing get back up knock down

00:23:18.600 again get back up knock down again that's that's that's the biggest problem you keep going yeah

00:23:22.780 literally you get hit in the head you get a concussion you have a very severe concussion

00:23:27.460 you get knocked down they give you 10 seconds to recover yep lose flash you don't recover from a

00:23:32.040 concussion in 10 seconds so you get up and then you get hit again you get a what is it a second 0.94

00:23:37.320 tier repercussion and then it just keeps happening and you're fucked next thing you know it you can't 0.85

00:23:41.880 use your hand when you're 45 years old and what happens after the fight the commission suspends 0.94

00:23:46.240 you for like 90 days so after you've had the concussion right instead of stopping it there

00:23:51.860 They're like, okay, now you're suspended.

00:23:54.120 No, they need to suspend you so you don't get back in the ring right away.

00:23:57.620 Yeah, MMA, the knockouts are a little cleaner. 1.00

00:24:00.700 What about bare knuckle? 1.00

00:24:02.340 I don't know.

00:24:03.320 It's pretty much.

00:24:03.720 It's kind of semi on the rise.

00:24:05.640 I don't know about bare knuckle.

00:24:06.420 Would you ever do it?

00:24:07.620 Me, no.

00:24:09.180 I mean, MMA is pretty much bare knuckle.

00:24:10.900 How much is that?

00:24:12.320 Four ounces.

00:24:13.680 Four ounces.

00:24:14.600 It's nothing.

00:24:15.940 It's not a lot.

00:24:16.800 It's not a lot of weight, yeah.

00:24:18.320 But I would never.

00:24:20.340 But Yoel Romero, this video went viral to him actually before the fight.

00:24:27.180 And I wanted to talk about this.

00:24:28.220 I'm sure you guys have seen this.

00:24:29.960 This was him talking about mentality.

00:24:31.540 Dwayne Johnson actually posted this.

00:24:34.300 It's possible in your life when you believe.

00:24:40.580 When you believe, everything is possible.

00:24:46.280 You have a tool.

00:24:47.900 everything is possible

00:24:52.700 go

00:24:54.320 go

00:24:56.840 and take it whatever way you want to do 1.00

00:25:00.240 damn 0.99

00:25:01.600 that's sick 1.00

00:25:02.660 he's so serious about that

00:25:05.000 very intense

00:25:06.120 he means that

00:25:07.060 wow

00:25:07.400 I wonder if he does

00:25:08.440 because he didn't take that championship belt

00:25:10.560 he stood there

00:25:11.540 didn't even

00:25:12.160 didn't even put in an effort

00:25:13.520 true

00:25:13.980 and

00:25:14.460 I wouldn't say effort

00:25:15.860 sorry sorry sorry

00:25:17.380 Yes, he put effort, but not the effort he should have given the amount of training he's done given this philosophy.

00:25:23.340 And by the way, like, Yoel Romero is a very respected fighter.

00:25:26.000 I get it, but I don't know.

00:25:27.120 He didn't – I didn't show up in my KSI fight.

00:25:28.900 He didn't show up against Izzy Adesanya.

00:25:31.400 I love his passion, though.

00:25:33.240 I just think, like – do you think you could replace what he said with, like, any sentence and he would say it with the same passion?

00:25:39.960 Yes.

00:25:40.560 Like, you have two cartons of milk.

00:25:43.540 Put them in your shopping cart and go. 1.00

00:25:46.200 and you're just like holy shit 1.00

00:25:48.800 I'm gonna go get milk fucking 1.00

00:25:50.780 now 0.99

00:25:51.320 yes

00:25:52.440 so this is on the Rock's page he said

00:25:56.480 love this Yoel Romero MMA dropping

00:25:58.540 gospel about willing things into existence

00:26:00.320 when you believe I believe in visualizing

00:26:02.660 and manifesting outcomes but only when I can put

00:26:04.580 in the work with my own two hands my two hand philosophy

00:26:06.840 philosophy that Yoel speaks to

00:26:08.680 here

00:26:08.980 and

00:26:10.900 I definitely love that philosophy

00:26:14.700 i a couple red flags are raised for me just because that two-hand philosophy does not work

00:26:22.360 for everyone because it cannot work for everyone and and actually living with evan makes really

00:26:27.660 puts this into perspective for me the things that i can do with two hands are not equivalent to the

00:26:32.080 things evan could do with two hands a two-hand philosophy that might not work for evan does

00:26:36.980 that make sense i i i'm big on the philosophy of finding the thing you're good at and working

00:26:42.980 smarter not harder about it working hard it works it works for some people but also what what does

00:26:49.540 that mean for a guy like you well for a guy like the rock it's it's being it's an extremely

00:26:53.760 physically exerting taxing um exercise it's it revolves around fitness but that two-hand

00:27:01.080 philosophy i just want to like urge people not to absorb that as the spine of your life i think but

00:27:08.940 But what he's saying with the two-hand philosophy, I think, or what I get out of it is working

00:27:13.640 with what you have.

00:27:14.960 And so everybody can reapply it based on what they have.

00:27:17.680 Like one person might have one hand and he might call it, it could still be called the

00:27:20.780 two-hand philosophy.

00:27:21.760 You're just working with what God gave you.

00:27:24.120 Like it doesn't.

00:27:24.680 No, no, no.

00:27:25.640 I agree with that.

00:27:26.580 That's not what he's saying.

00:27:27.740 That's not what that is.

00:27:29.000 You're taking it literal and two hands could also mean your brain.

00:27:33.100 It could also mean other things.

00:27:34.840 You think so?

00:27:35.380 I think so.

00:27:35.920 because not every brain is created equal and that's where this philosophy philosophy falls

00:27:39.360 apart sure most of us have two hands and you can i can look at you and say you have the same two 0.90

00:27:43.340 hands as me but i can't say you have a brain just like me because those are vastly fucking different

00:27:48.560 my my brain and your brain are capable of two very different things i think that we both have 0.55

00:27:53.460 the brain to visualize and manifest our outcomes i love that part of it i love that whether your

00:27:59.900 brain is you can spell better than i can great have fun with that but i still can manifest

00:28:05.480 yeah i think i think you might have taken it too literally maybe i did maybe i did i just like i

00:28:10.340 pick apart these philosophies because like because you're literal i try to come up with

00:28:14.820 like a universal like the first one willing things into existence when you believe visualizing and

00:28:20.760 manifesting outcomes everybody can do that in fact everyone can do that yep yo if i go up to 0.98

00:28:26.700 uh paraplegic or quadriplegic i say you have two hands just like me that doesn't fucking work dude 0.78

00:28:31.480 he has to get through his life in a very different way than i do you're taking literal also not only 0.99

00:28:35.860 literal but exceptions to the rules same too yeah you can do anything you want no there's laws

00:28:41.200 you can't kill people you can't do certain things you go to jail and you do like he doesn't mean

00:28:46.840 that but he said that i'm i'm using the exceptions and the outliers as representations of a larger

00:28:54.760 part of the whole of this in my opinion philosophy it dude it sounds so good it sounds great work

00:29:00.960 card you got two hands just like me but yo what if you have some sort of eating deficiency where

00:29:05.600 you're i don't know like where your muscles are weaker than mine that's where that's where you

00:29:09.240 have to get the helping hand philosophy like you have to use what you have to get some way to put

00:29:14.260 two hands on it if you have to rely on help yes sometimes in the kitchen he needs help to grab

00:29:19.420 something we're all happy to do that and we're all here to help yeah you find some way to bring

00:29:24.800 about the things that you want into existence whether that's doing it yourself or employing

00:29:30.340 someone else to get hands on with it and get you the things that you want i just i just also think

00:29:35.400 like we said i think this is applied to like the general set like every person i've talked to in

00:29:40.840 the past 90 days has had two hands and the ability to use them so like i don't want to like how long

00:29:45.440 do you talk about the three exceptions that you've run into in the past 30 years you know as the

00:29:50.220 great jake paul once said you gotta want it you gotta want it he also said it is every day bro

00:29:57.040 It is every day. Consistency.

00:29:58.300 It is. And he's right.

00:30:00.200 Yeah, I don't know.

00:30:01.340 I just empathize with the people

00:30:04.420 whose two hands aren't as strong as Yoel Romero's

00:30:06.600 or who cannot beat up people

00:30:08.660 for a living or

00:30:09.620 who aren't genetically built to be strong

00:30:12.820 and have a career like The Rock.

00:30:15.180 Or the people who are

00:30:16.560 their brain doesn't function as quickly

00:30:20.380 as the Elon Musks of the world.

00:30:22.660 Like, yeah, we're all humans. 0.96

00:30:24.840 We're all the same, but not fucking really. 0.99

00:30:27.040 be a maverick 1.00

00:30:28.000 be a fucking maverick 1.00

00:30:28.920 you're one of one 1.00

00:30:29.620 nice

00:30:30.160 you're one of one baby

00:30:31.120 nice 0.99

00:30:31.580 and that

00:30:32.560 and that's the thing

00:30:33.980 that makes you special

00:30:34.820 yeah

00:30:35.460 ideally sure

00:30:36.920 yeah we all got two hands

00:30:37.820 in the same

00:30:38.220 ideally sure

00:30:39.560 the playing field is leveled

00:30:40.760 reality that's not the case

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00:31:41.080 that's a fact i had both hands for that remember that story i told about the the dicks the numbing 0.99

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00:31:51.080 didn't know what to do with the girl texted me and she's like uh she's like are you free tomorrow 0.99

00:31:55.800 night i was like heck yeah baby you know i am she goes she goes you're gonna last more than 30 0.99

00:32:01.500 seconds this time i was like you bet baby that's what i'm gonna do she goes no dick numbing spray 0.92

00:32:07.340 i was like listen i'm out i can't i can't do that but also yeah danny was good danny 0.96

00:32:16.140 okay why don't you why don't you why don't you come over here yes danny expose your private

00:32:21.100 This is our assistant, Danny. 0.56

00:32:23.920 Jeff, would you mind giving Danny the throne for a sec?

00:32:27.740 Danny's one of the nicest, most caring and generous humans on the planet.

00:32:30.660 Ever.

00:32:31.060 Jeff, go do some business.

00:32:32.800 Get us some more money.

00:32:34.340 So, Danny, in my entire experience of working with you for what?

00:32:39.620 A year and a half, maybe two years now?

00:32:41.220 It's less than a month away from two years.

00:32:43.780 So, hey.

00:32:45.780 Danny!

00:32:46.220 I think I've

00:32:49.040 I've known about one date you've gone on

00:32:51.560 That's the only one

00:32:52.540 Besides the two last week

00:32:55.380 Two with two different

00:32:56.360 Two different guys

00:32:57.200 Wait two

00:32:59.660 Two dates with the same two guys on each date

00:33:03.340 Like three people total 0.99

00:33:05.640 Are you running a polygamous little thing 1.00

00:33:06.920 You're trying to be a sister wife with yourself 1.00

00:33:09.100 I just wanted to get out there

00:33:11.060 I decided that I was gonna

00:33:12.820 Try to start dating

00:33:14.520 Because the problem is over the past six years

00:33:16.340 I've not really opened myself up to it

00:33:19.000 I wasn't willing to do it

00:33:20.920 Because I was like, screw that

00:33:22.800 But then I was like, you know what, I'm going to do it

00:33:24.840 No way

00:33:25.400 How'd you find the boys?

00:33:27.100 On Hinge

00:33:27.720 What is that?

00:33:31.440 But what's the thing? 1.00

00:33:34.320 Bumble the girls approve, right? 1.00

00:33:38.120 Raya is for celebrities or whatever 1.00

00:33:40.260 What's the thing on Hinge?

00:33:41.920 Is it just the same?

00:33:42.900 I think that you can...

00:33:44.940 Mutual friends.

00:33:46.360 Oh, that's what it is.

00:33:47.360 You're supposed to have a hinge between mutual friends.

00:33:50.180 I actually don't know because I haven't been on any of the other apps.

00:33:52.860 I think Dylan just said it. 0.99

00:33:54.480 You have to know someone or some shit. 0.90

00:33:56.240 But with hinge, you can put fun, quirky little things. 0.63

00:33:59.960 I wish we could pull up my hinge thing right now.

00:34:02.100 I mean, at what point does it become a branded play?

00:34:04.660 Oh, that's true.

00:34:05.920 Okay, so there's one app.

00:34:07.380 Yeah, just some app.

00:34:08.260 So I went on and I was like

00:34:10.400 I'll be specific about the stuff that I want

00:34:13.020 You know

00:34:13.520 I want to make sure that adventurous

00:34:15.860 Have strong in their faith

00:34:19.360 Etc

00:34:19.840 So I found these two guys

00:34:21.120 That kind of match that

00:34:23.520 One of them

00:34:24.140 He pulled up to the date

00:34:25.560 Went to a coffee shop

00:34:26.340 He drove a Tesla

00:34:27.260 Check, check

00:34:29.140 Tesla

00:34:29.580 He's a rocket engineer

00:34:32.460 So he's kind of cool

00:34:34.080 Does he work at SpaceX?

00:34:35.660 No

00:34:36.140 Maybe

00:34:37.540 I went bike riding on Saturday with the other guy.

00:34:41.820 No way.

00:34:42.400 Did you talk while you were riding the bikes?

00:34:45.720 He's probably 100 pounds.

00:34:48.900 So he was way faster at climbing the hills than me. 0.99

00:34:51.580 You could beat the shit out of him. 0.99

00:34:52.460 No, I totally could beat the shit out of him, but not climbing a hill. 1.00

00:34:55.860 You know who I talked to the other day? 0.95

00:34:57.060 Who?

00:34:57.360 Austin McBroom, who apparently came into my yard with Faye's rug to try and prank me.

00:35:04.120 And what happened?

00:35:04.900 You know what he told me?

00:35:05.640 What did he tell you?

00:35:06.380 You said you came out of the house with a paintball gun.

00:35:08.360 I did.

00:35:08.900 And you shot a paintball gun at him.

00:35:10.080 I did.

00:35:10.640 He's like, yo, your assistant's the best ever.

00:35:12.940 They were in masks, right?

00:35:14.540 Yeah.

00:35:14.840 So it looked like people just hopped in front.

00:35:15.740 That was not cool.

00:35:16.540 Then he came out, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:35:18.400 I shot the first one, like, next to them, just to kind of scare him a little. 0.74

00:35:22.760 A little warning shot. 0.61

00:35:23.420 I shot two off, and then immediately he's like, poof, took his mask off. 0.97

00:35:27.320 But I made sure to make it, like, if it were you, I would shot Mike, essentially. 0.96

00:35:31.900 Yeah. 0.98

00:35:32.380 Right next to him.

00:35:33.120 All right, Sharp.

00:35:33.760 Thank you for that, by the way.

00:35:34.820 Yeah, of course.

00:35:35.480 house i got you i got you i pulled a knife on him did you i had that big knife knowing it was awesome

00:35:41.200 yeah because still i mean i was the first one to make contact with these masked villains in the

00:35:46.240 back they were standing in the ring and i walked back there i'm like shirtless no shoes on i walk

00:35:50.420 back and there's just three guys in the ring and they keep saying where's logan where's logan paul

00:35:54.320 where's logan paul i'm like i can't answer that question right now i don't know who you are

00:35:57.340 and then i finally like i haven't said a word i've approached the whole time i stand on the 0.87

00:36:02.480 edge of the ring and they're still yelling at me trying to say shit i'm trying to figure out who

00:36:05.840 they are and then austin runs forward towards me leans his back up against the uh ropes and takes

00:36:12.360 his mask off he's like yo man it's me also he took it off as i was shooting the gun anyways the date

00:36:19.040 the day i want to know yeah did you enjoy the idea of dating or was it back to the original

00:36:23.860 philosophy of not for me i didn't i didn't crazy enjoy it it was the the idea of the amount of

00:36:32.040 energy i had to put into texting this person when i'm like i'm just gonna see you wednesday why am

00:36:38.360 i texting you and putting energy into like when we're actually just gonna talk in person and then

00:36:42.460 after that i was like same idea what's the objective here what's the objective what why are

00:36:48.820 we you're you're a man's dream and if you're like that i don't know many girls that they want to 0.85

00:36:55.400 text you all fucking day how you doing baby how's lunch how's i'm working on my phone texting all 0.95

00:37:00.400 day when it comes to work guys are you hearing this if you're watching this right now the girl's 0.99

00:37:04.140 not even gonna fucking make you text her hi i'm serious i bet we could find you a star oh yeah 0.95

00:37:11.620 in our audience you know how many you know how many i need you to be taller than me 0.98

00:37:17.900 you're taller danny i'm 5 10 so i need you to be taller than me and like why did david just

00:37:23.300 make direct eye contact with me david just give me the death there david how tall are you

00:37:27.320 Here's the thing

00:37:30.280 I don't want to feel big

00:37:32.400 Like bigger than you

00:37:33.440 I'm confident in myself

00:37:35.260 I know I'm happy with my body and personally

00:37:38.320 But I want a guy who's

00:37:39.900 Not going to be someone that I could beat up

00:37:42.180 What's your height requirement?

00:37:44.780 At least 6 foot, like 2 inches 1.00

00:37:46.140 Because what if I wear a little pair of heels?

00:37:48.340 Wait, did you say at least 2 inches?

00:37:50.100 2 inches tall, total?

00:37:51.720 No, taller 6 foot

00:37:53.140 6 foot would be cool

00:37:55.700 6'2", with a 12-foot belief in Jesus Christ.

00:37:59.980 Like, you're looking for...

00:38:01.180 I mean, if you could date a 6'2 pastor, you'd do it.

00:38:04.260 And trust me, if they're watching this show, they're probably devout Christians. 0.99

00:38:07.600 Devout Christians. 1.00

00:38:08.880 My dad said, I watched one of those episodes of Impulsive, and I just don't know how you 1.00

00:38:13.480 handle those boys.

00:38:14.620 I have no idea either, Danny.

00:38:16.140 It doesn't make sense.

00:38:16.660 Like, on paper, it just doesn't make sense.

00:38:20.900 It doesn't.

00:38:21.260 I still don't understand.

00:38:22.200 Wait, I met a girl.

00:38:23.260 I was talking to a girl.

00:38:25.200 Nah that's not even true

00:38:26.340 Nice

00:38:26.660 I was with a girl for like a day or two

00:38:29.940 Who was

00:38:30.600 You remember that girl

00:38:31.980 You called her a ladder

00:38:32.860 Oh my lord 0.98

00:38:34.860 She was 6'3 1.00

00:38:35.560 She was the tallest human I've ever met

00:38:37.440 And I was like yo 0.98

00:38:38.440 I'm 6'2 and I can't not notice how fucking tall you are 0.99

00:38:44.600 And she would wear heels too 0.98

00:38:45.660 Yeah I said how does it make you feel

00:38:47.060 She's like I love it

00:38:47.820 She loved it

00:38:48.360 She loved being taller than men

00:38:49.940 I like being tall

00:38:51.300 The frustrating part is when a guy doesn't like that you're tall

00:38:53.960 because then it makes you

00:38:55.620 you're like well I'm not changing that I'm told

00:38:57.660 it's your insecurity that you're putting on me

00:38:59.200 I've had that before

00:39:00.480 that's a big thing that demasculation 0.73

00:39:03.240 of men because 1.00

00:39:05.620 I have a girlfriend who makes

00:39:07.960 far more money than I do

00:39:09.400 and it's something that I've had to deal with 1.00

00:39:11.840 you know what I'm saying she comes and picks me up in my Lambo 0.92

00:39:13.640 that's fascinating

00:39:14.460 I walk out with like a lunchbox

00:39:16.940 bye Logan

00:39:19.600 I'll be back soon don't worry

00:39:21.460 We'll get the content

00:39:22.540 For your vlogs

00:39:23.480 I promise

00:39:23.980 I'll be back soon

00:39:24.900 And then she picks me up 1.00

00:39:25.680 With a lamb 0.93

00:39:25.920 And she's like 1.00

00:39:26.240 Get in bitch 1.00

00:39:26.920 We're going to whatever restaurant 1.00

00:39:28.380 And I fucking choose 0.99

00:39:29.300 And I'm like 0.99

00:39:29.680 Oh okay

00:39:30.320 And I'm like

00:39:31.960 I see the menu

00:39:32.720 And she's like

00:39:33.300 You'll be having

00:39:34.340 The prime rib

00:39:35.720 Medium rare

00:39:36.780 Don't give him potatoes 1.00

00:39:37.780 Because he's fucking fat 1.00

00:39:38.820 He's not having potatoes 1.00

00:39:40.140 Some of it I'm kidding about

00:39:42.100 Which part?

00:39:43.100 Because that all sounded like

00:39:44.040 Things I've heard 0.98

00:39:44.520 None of it except for the Lambo part 1.00

00:39:45.840 Where she picks me up 0.85

00:39:46.460 At a Lambo 0.94

00:39:46.820 It is so fascinating 1.00

00:39:48.120 Because it's not like

00:39:48.680 You don't have money 0.99

00:39:49.460 But she's like 0.99

00:39:50.500 Such

00:39:50.900 She's the breadwinner in the relationship.

00:39:53.180 She definitely is.

00:39:53.880 I also just don't spend. 0.98

00:39:55.640 She was like, why don't you get a matching Lambeau?

00:39:57.000 I was like, I can, but it just seems like a waste.

00:39:59.920 Can you?

00:40:00.520 Yeah.

00:40:01.880 I can if I want to.

00:40:04.080 I can even buy it outright if I want to, but I just don't want to do that.

00:40:07.540 Why would I do that?

00:40:08.840 You promise?

00:40:09.920 Yeah, I can show you right now.

00:40:11.400 Do you want to say?

00:40:12.480 No, but would you have...

00:40:13.820 I can pull up my jacket.

00:40:15.000 We believe you.

00:40:16.360 I mean, does the audience believe me? 0.88

00:40:18.140 It's a slight shift in power in the dynamic between you and most women, yeah. 0.92

00:40:24.340 I'm going to give you some advice. 0.96

00:40:25.780 Yeah, please.

00:40:26.340 That would be so hard for you to apply because you are here 24-7.

00:40:30.860 And actually, you should start leaving like one to two hours earlier, I think.

00:40:34.920 Oh, yeah, you should.

00:40:35.860 Yeah.

00:40:36.560 Like an 8 p.m.

00:40:37.620 Yes.

00:40:38.560 Like a normal person.

00:40:40.900 They didn't deal to 10 p.m. every day.

00:40:42.600 Yeah, if you didn't know, I work 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. six days a week. 0.87

00:40:45.120 Chef Katie wants to know if that rule applies to her, too. 0.88

00:40:47.380 She's walking through 0.99

00:40:48.420 Is there any chance

00:40:51.480 I could leave

00:40:51.940 Around that time

00:40:52.560 Chef Katie's gonna

00:40:53.280 Pick up the extra 1.00

00:40:53.800 Two hours a day

00:40:54.680 You gotta stay longer

00:40:55.860 Late night snacks

00:40:56.960 Midnight

00:40:57.800 What were you saying

00:40:58.440 She said alright

00:41:00.020 Well she

00:41:00.440 Chef Katie also

00:41:01.340 Fits in much better

00:41:02.300 With this squad

00:41:02.940 Not

00:41:03.560 No offense 1.00

00:41:04.660 She's a fucking lunatic 1.00

00:41:06.100 She's perfect 1.00

00:41:07.340 She's a satanist 0.99

00:41:08.340 Not like Danny

00:41:09.100 I'm just kidding

00:41:09.680 She loves

00:41:09.720 She loves recreational

00:41:11.720 You know

00:41:12.340 A little recreational

00:41:12.960 Drug use here and there 1.00

00:41:14.120 She's like 1.00

00:41:14.580 Stop

00:41:14.920 all right here's the advice yeah i need i'm ready all right hold on i'll get this

00:41:21.760 it is so uh much more here's why dating apps i have a problem with them you you do not know

00:41:29.020 anything about the person right a algorithm tells you that this person might be compatible

00:41:34.020 and then you feel obligated to like text until you meet and like forge some sort of chemistry

00:41:39.780 if you can feel that chemistry when you meet a person in real life first meet them in who would

00:41:46.640 have guessed real life is better than this right but if you can if you can meet a person in real

00:41:50.940 life and then a spark of interest happens and you feel chemistry there and it might um be the

00:41:58.340 catalyst to become interested and carry on those conversations uh as a predecessor for the date

00:42:04.920 does that make sense no it totally makes sense because even like these two guys sure there's a

00:42:08.700 on paper it make like outdoorsy adventures whatever and then you go and you're like i don't

00:42:13.900 have any there's no spark or anything yeah so if you if you if you basically i i'm suggesting

00:42:20.160 meeting people in real life right it's again i was saying it's hard because you're you're always

00:42:23.960 here and where but where do i go that's that's the biggest question that i don't know if anyone

00:42:29.600 has advice for me too i got it i have the answer i have the answer i tell everyone the same exact

00:42:34.300 thing i'm a firm believer in meeting people in real life you have to do it it's the only yeah

00:42:38.500 I mean, you could do it through apps.

00:42:39.700 I get it.

00:42:40.020 People meet matches all the time that way because it's a good start for people that are more shy.

00:42:44.580 But if you have hobbies, things you're interested in, a group, a club, something that you want to go put energy into,

00:42:51.080 it's a lot easier to meet people there that have similar time spend as you.

00:42:56.960 And then you're already engaged in one activity.

00:42:58.880 You have something in common from the beginning.

00:43:01.600 And you're like, oh, do you come here often?

00:43:03.760 Have you done that?

00:43:04.260 Me?

00:43:04.900 Like a club?

00:43:05.780 A club here?

00:43:07.040 Not a club, but not here.

00:43:09.120 I can't find love in LA.

00:43:10.300 Everyone's focused on their work here.

00:43:12.180 Fair.

00:43:12.580 I met a guy on the PCH.

00:43:14.020 I was riding my bike.

00:43:15.360 I forgot about this.

00:43:16.140 It was like a year and a half ago.

00:43:17.280 I was on the PCH riding my bike alone, and there's this group of guys that go riding

00:43:20.460 by, and I hop on their tail and start drafting on them.

00:43:22.420 I'm like, hey, mind if I join in?

00:43:23.660 And then I started talking to this one guy for the whole, we went on an 80-mile ride,

00:43:27.280 and I just joined in.

00:43:28.240 Whoa.

00:43:28.360 See?

00:43:28.900 That's awesome.

00:43:29.680 Yeah.

00:43:29.840 The problem with those circumstances is they're much more rare than the swipe, right?

00:43:34.760 You do this 10 times.

00:43:35.800 The apps are about volume.

00:43:37.900 The apps are about volume.

00:43:39.280 That's a numbers game.

00:43:40.320 It's a numbers game.

00:43:40.900 You meet a bunch of people.

00:43:41.880 One of them you'll find a spark with.

00:43:43.160 Take it from the app legend. 0.98

00:43:45.320 I did apps for fucking, for years. 0.97

00:43:47.780 And by the way, the apps you're using are for hookups. 0.97

00:43:51.440 Well, yeah, and I'm not.

00:43:52.520 You need Match.com or even better, Christian Mingle.

00:43:55.580 Christian Mingle. 1.00

00:43:57.540 Farmers only. 0.89

00:43:58.400 Farmers only. 0.97

00:43:58.880 You need Christian Mingle because then you know every person on there is of the utmost faith,

00:44:03.060 12-foot pastors in the faith department. 1.00

00:44:05.800 You need that shit because the ones you're on, it's all about meat, margarita, fuck fest. 1.00

00:44:12.620 And that's not you, Danny. 1.00

00:44:13.820 You don't want to be in some margarita-driven fuck fest. 1.00

00:44:16.600 You're just a good Christian girl. 1.00

00:44:18.080 You want to go bale hay and shit like that. 1.00

00:44:19.920 I prefer bailing hay. 1.00

00:44:21.040 You killed a cow with a bale of hay.

00:44:22.960 A baby cow.

00:44:25.540 Danny dropped a bale of hay on a baby cow.

00:44:27.980 I'm so sorry.

00:44:29.640 Killed it and then dragged it home with a little Jeep or something like that.

00:44:32.640 Yeah, it was a quad.

00:44:33.560 but I dragged it out to the woods.

00:44:35.920 Is that you still affected by that, would you say?

00:44:37.700 A little, a little.

00:44:38.880 Yeah, because my friend was like,

00:44:39.920 you better watch, make sure it doesn't come untied.

00:44:41.840 And you were how old?

00:44:44.960 I was probably like 14.

00:44:46.500 That's got to be.

00:44:47.340 But I worked on a pumpkin patch,

00:44:48.780 and that was out at the pumpkin patch.

00:44:50.020 A freshman in high school and already a convicted felon. 0.99

00:44:53.300 Cow murderer. 1.00

00:44:55.700 You could go to jail in India. 1.00

00:44:57.280 Well, Danny, I applaud you. 0.99

00:44:59.200 I applaud you.

00:45:01.020 I wish you the best of luck in your dating endeavors.

00:45:03.560 And I really, I mean, look, if you're a young, driven, good-looking bachelor, comment below.

00:45:11.120 Hit up Danny on Instagram.

00:45:12.260 What's your Instagram?

00:45:13.120 Danny L. Strobel. 1.00

00:45:14.940 And if you find any bachelors, let me know so I can bet the fuck on that. 0.99

00:45:19.080 Yeah, I got to run them by you guys first. 0.99

00:45:20.040 I'll be the older bro here.

00:45:21.500 I'm here for you.

00:45:21.980 And then he'll be the dad.

00:45:23.360 You better know your Deuteronomy, kids.

00:45:27.700 Wow.

00:45:28.540 Is that right?

00:45:29.340 Deuteronomy?

00:45:30.240 Deuteronomy.

00:45:31.500 Deuteronomy is a book in the Bible, yes?

00:45:33.280 You better know your Deuteronomy kids

00:45:34.820 And maybe even some Psalms

00:45:36.860 Good

00:45:37.320 Alright thanks

00:45:39.180 You guys are all like my brothers

00:45:40.280 Your birthday is the same as my brothers

00:45:41.660 You're basically my brother

00:45:42.540 April 1st

00:45:43.320 It's coming out 0.99

00:45:43.740 Holy shit I'm gonna be 25 soon 0.99

00:45:45.240 25 0.99

00:45:45.640 Uh oh

00:45:46.260 That's cool though

00:45:48.360 Thank you Danny

00:45:48.920 Thanks Danny 1.00

00:45:49.580 Should we bring the Jewish Smurf back in or no? 1.00

00:45:53.440 No? 1.00

00:45:53.800 There he goes

00:45:54.420 What about the German?

00:45:55.800 Does the German have anything to say?

00:45:56.960 Actually 0.99

00:45:57.200 Yo can we bring the German on? 0.95

00:45:58.460 Why don't you get in here German? 1.00

00:45:59.160 For five minutes 1.00

00:45:59.620 Get in here fuck ass 1.00

00:46:01.180 Everybody knows about you 1.00

00:46:02.140 Jeff sent this

00:46:02.980 As we were talking to Danny, 50 Cent posted it on his Instagram. 0.93

00:46:07.200 It's a guide to have sex during the coronavirus pandemic. 0.99

00:46:13.000 And actually, I kind of fuck with this. 0.99

00:46:15.920 Let's see here. 1.00

00:46:17.760 So, Corona sex. 0.99

00:46:19.520 So, missionary is unsafe, right?

00:46:20.980 You're right in the direct line of fire of the coughing and the germs.

00:46:24.840 But doggy seems to be the way to go.

00:46:26.520 That seems safe and feasible. 0.99

00:46:31.680 Look at the guy's butt. 0.98

00:46:32.980 the bottom one it's a little peg that comes out of his it's like a tailbone is this you mike it 0.99

00:46:39.400 looks that kind of looks like my ass also why dude if he's just he's hunkered over dude he's not in 0.95

00:46:45.620 like a uh a stiff upright position which tends to be the more i mean also he's got no grip strength 0.99

00:46:51.940 on those paws it's come on man this is a private moment for this guy how are you gonna critique him

00:46:55.860 everyone's got their own stroke speaking of corona can you guys listen to something really quick

00:46:59.820 What you got?

00:47:04.260 Mike, I've been meaning to talk to you about this.

00:47:05.820 You have called me the entire time.

00:47:06.980 There's one more.

00:47:16.980 Why did you do that to yourself?

00:47:18.420 First off, Brad, please make sure these mics do not get switched.

00:47:23.680 Yeah, that was disgusting.

00:47:24.320 That is disgusting. 0.63

00:47:25.360 But it's not Corona.

00:47:27.060 It's just an upper respiratory infection and a high fever.

00:47:29.440 You don't have to worry about it at all.

00:47:32.020 I believe those are the exact symptoms of coronavirus.

00:47:38.020 What was that?

00:47:38.960 Dude, it sounds like your esophagus is lined with measles and mumps.

00:47:43.780 I haven't had a good old phlegm-ridden cough like this in a while.

00:47:47.960 You need to get that fixed immediately because it's the worst thing.

00:47:51.240 You literally cough from the minute you wake up to the minute you go to bed.

00:47:54.700 I heard you had a coughing fit last night at 11.30.

00:47:57.200 I thought you were going to die.

00:47:58.200 I picked it up in Miami for the Jake Paul fight.

00:48:00.780 I am getting concerned, dude.

00:48:02.660 Should I go?

00:48:03.340 You need to go.

00:48:04.180 You and my father both.

00:48:05.500 I'm concerned about you guys.

00:48:06.180 He's got a cough, too?

00:48:07.220 No, but every time he calls me, I'm like, this is it, dude.

00:48:09.820 This is the call where he's like, I'm having another heart attack.

00:48:12.260 I swear to God, Dad.

00:48:13.080 I swear to God.

00:48:13.660 I swear.

00:48:14.840 I was following him one time on the road, and he pulled over in a little passing lane.

00:48:22.680 And I was like, dude, this is it.

00:48:24.440 He had a heart attack on the road.

00:48:25.640 Like, I'm paranoid.

00:48:26.880 And I feel like it's going to happen with you.

00:48:28.080 Some sort of coughing fit.

00:48:29.300 Oh, a coughing attack?

00:48:30.540 Yeah, and you suffocate yourself via suffocation.

00:48:33.180 I actually almost did for your last vlog.

00:48:34.960 It was actually a good little...

00:48:35.980 So funny.

00:48:36.740 Good little moment. 1.00

00:48:37.360 Hey, what's up, German?

00:48:38.340 Hey, what's up, Mike?

00:48:39.320 How are you?

00:48:40.220 Say something long so people can understand how you talk.

00:48:43.140 I don't know what to say.

00:48:44.100 I can tell you that that's my favorite position right there.

00:48:49.080 Doggy?

00:48:49.820 No, the missionary.

00:48:50.980 Not anymore.

00:48:52.100 Why?

00:48:52.680 Just got to be safe.

00:48:53.440 Because coronavirus. 1.00

00:48:54.440 Cut the shit, Dave. 1.00

00:48:55.520 All right, I'm going to switch. 1.00

00:48:56.340 Yo, how about dinner sold by David last night?

00:48:58.480 Yeah.

00:48:59.000 Oh, the Postmates.

00:49:00.060 Yeah, sure.

00:49:00.760 Should we...

00:49:01.420 Me and David got a fight.

00:49:03.260 When?

00:49:03.580 Oh, my God.

00:49:04.840 Him and Lana had some issues.

00:49:06.920 There was a whole lot of beef going on with David and Mike over the friendship that David

00:49:13.660 and Lana had.

00:49:14.260 Like the zone.

00:49:14.960 So are we...

00:49:16.040 Anyways, are we...

00:49:16.700 I almost want to ask her.

00:49:17.740 Are we doing this?

00:49:19.000 Or what?

00:49:19.420 I mean, what?

00:49:19.720 You got some...

00:49:20.320 Are you going somewhere?

00:49:21.000 Yeah, sure.

00:49:22.060 Well, no.

00:49:22.480 Do you have a...

00:49:23.340 This one is a bit serious.

00:49:24.440 It did, it was serious, but it's just a question.

00:49:28.180 It comes to a high level question

00:49:29.700 that I want to ask the viewers as well.

00:49:31.620 David has always, with every one of my flings

00:49:34.500 and now with my current girlfriend,

00:49:36.280 had a very tight relationship.

00:49:38.940 Slightly physical, always playful. 1.00

00:49:41.480 He fucks Mike's girls. 1.00

00:49:43.360 No, I'm just kidding. 1.00

00:49:44.800 Who are you referring to, your flings?

00:49:47.320 Remember with the assistant's best friend?

00:49:50.220 Yeah, I do remember, yeah.

00:49:50.900 Alright, so remember when I was hooking up with her 0.87

00:49:52.320 and you guys would choke each other and shit like that? 0.94

00:49:54.440 That was a joke between us. 0.98

00:49:56.200 She also was in MyBat once, so I don't know whose fling it was.

00:50:00.160 Did you hook up with her?

00:50:01.480 No, but she ended up in MyBat. 1.00

00:50:03.260 She came out of your room.

00:50:05.220 Also, I've had girls who ended up in Mike's bed, love sack, whatever.

00:50:08.740 And it's never sexual.

00:50:10.140 So here's the question.

00:50:12.180 It's like this brotherly, sisterly thing.

00:50:15.100 But Lana used it to make me jealous because I'm not a jealous guy. 0.98

00:50:21.920 people always ask me like how do you feel about the fact that she took dicks and i'm just like 0.99

00:50:25.960 don't give a fuck don't care at all not a jealous guy i know who i am i'm gucci so i don't give a 1.00

00:50:32.000 fuck so she's like damn i gotta figure this out i want this motherfucker to respect the queen 1.00

00:50:35.900 and she used the nazi to fucking do it and so the other and so so the so the other day 1.00

00:50:43.360 so the other day she was she was sticking her ass out in the kitchen and she like looked at him 1.00

00:50:48.840 like fucking with me and then she'll look at me 1.00

00:50:51.360 and like do one of these and 1.00

00:50:53.240 he sneaks past her and she goes

00:50:55.460 she goes he rubbed 1.00

00:50:57.600 his dick like like he 1.00

00:50:58.820 so I wasn't blaming David that's not what happened 0.99

00:51:01.540 fine fine so I don't want to push him too far 0.99

00:51:03.380 because he was just he's they're all just fucking around 0.98

00:51:05.200 but it finally got me to the point 0.98

00:51:07.340 after weeks of it happening where I said

00:51:09.500 yo this is done

00:51:11.320 this is over

00:51:13.060 there's no more of this and Logan

00:51:15.080 Logan mediated the situation

00:51:17.100 And it brought up this like thought in my mind of like, does anyone else out there go through the situation where the best friend becomes like a little bit too, like they, they become playful for sure.

00:51:28.000 Almost like you, we've had, we've, we've had this situation numbers a bunch of times.

00:51:33.480 For sure.

00:51:33.640 Not, not just between us, dude.

00:51:34.880 I, this is, this is a very common problem.

00:51:36.800 I mean, I told you Mike.

00:51:37.780 So multiple times that happened every morning, whenever she sleeps over, she comes out and just hugs me.

00:51:44.820 But there's a lot of ways to hug.

00:51:46.680 there's a very dry hug 0.99

00:51:48.620 but she does the hug 0.98

00:51:49.620 where she puts her head 0.95

00:51:50.520 inside my 1.00

00:51:51.180 right

00:51:52.100 she nestles

00:51:52.720 yeah exactly

00:51:53.740 a little weird

00:51:54.680 sometimes she rests her head

00:51:56.540 on my shoulder

00:51:57.300 just like standing in the kitchen

00:51:58.560 do you think she considers you

00:51:59.620 like almost like a Berlin

00:52:00.760 teddy bear

00:52:01.520 I think it all comes down to

00:52:04.960 I think it all comes down

00:52:06.600 to two things

00:52:07.300 first the way we got

00:52:08.500 introduced to each other

00:52:09.440 in the vlog

00:52:10.280 that's a huge thing

00:52:11.760 I agree with that

00:52:12.460 he made you made

00:52:13.200 what that you made him

00:52:14.120 be the cheater

00:52:14.740 no there's

00:52:15.900 There's a through line of David and Lana flirting

00:52:18.600 even though she's your girl.

00:52:19.560 We made it up.

00:52:20.520 Yo, this is classic case of like real life and vlog

00:52:22.920 and the lines are starting to blur.

00:52:24.380 But real life problem is that she actually likes me

00:52:27.180 as a person, I would say.

00:52:28.400 Of course.

00:52:29.100 Yeah, so maybe that's how she is.

00:52:31.800 I don't know.

00:52:32.380 She's very affectionate

00:52:33.300 and I'm assuming one of her love languages is touch

00:52:35.980 and I wouldn't be surprised if people she loves

00:52:38.020 she's doing this all the time.

00:52:39.340 She wants to cuddle constantly

00:52:41.020 and by the way, my anti-love language is touch. 1.00

00:52:44.440 Get the fuck off of me. 0.96

00:52:45.680 But also, also multiple times. 0.99

00:52:46.860 I am busy. 0.99

00:52:47.540 I'm doing shit. 1.00

00:52:48.100 And so when all she wants to do is, she says all the time, cuddles. 1.00

00:52:52.380 All I want to do is not cuddles.

00:52:54.520 So what is she naturally going to do?

00:52:56.480 Let's go to David.

00:52:57.220 Find David.

00:52:57.980 And she does it.

00:52:59.000 The guy that wants to cuddle. 1.00

00:53:00.400 Cuddle.

00:53:00.860 And so she comes to me for the action.

00:53:04.060 And then she goes to David for the cuddles.

00:53:05.480 And so I got to a point where I was comfortable with that situation.

00:53:08.060 I'm like, good.

00:53:08.620 This is perfect.

00:53:09.340 I'll help you out on that one.

00:53:10.460 Amazing.

00:53:11.620 Two times it happened when you weren't there.

00:53:15.680 that was like in the morning time she would rest her head on me a little too long a little too

00:53:20.280 you can do it for a second kind of like high but then like okay go away but she just keeps

00:53:25.720 did you ever feel like you might want to press a charge no no but two times i told her hey i feel

00:53:31.320 uncomfortable as like obviously also as a joke but semi-serious because i'm not going to be like 0.61

00:53:35.860 yo get the fuck off of me i was like yeah i mean i feel a little uncomfortable you're i think i 0.62

00:53:40.760 said something along the lines like um you're my one of my best friend's girlfriend or something 0.98

00:53:47.780 it got to that point where you make that statement you're like we can't do this

00:53:50.860 you're fully dressed in the kitchen and he's like we can't do this without you know how badly i want

00:53:58.040 to do this hugging right now but we can't do this and you know it i think she also that's how the

00:54:03.160 scene commenced what i also what i also think with lana is she since she's like in that adult 0.98

00:54:08.720 industry and every guy 1.00

00:54:10.340 looks up to her like, oh my god, Lana 0.93

00:54:12.800 Rhodes? I'm not

00:54:14.680 really like that. I was going to say this.

00:54:17.080 And even in, remember

00:54:18.240 the prank in the bed

00:54:20.080 where you were like, David, I know

00:54:22.740 for a fact you were hard right now. And you were.

00:54:24.720 I'll tell you right now, I wasn't hard at all.

00:54:27.380 Yeah, that was never my concern.

00:54:29.000 It's never been that you guys were going to hook up.

00:54:30.660 It was just, where was I supposed to draw

00:54:32.660 the line? That's the question he's going to say.

00:54:33.720 From a friendship standpoint,

00:54:35.960 where do you say, yo, have you ever

00:54:38.440 dealt with anything like this Jeff with your girl

00:54:40.320 like where one of your friends was just like

00:54:42.040 they were like more you're not on the set so I don't know 0.99

00:54:44.300 why I'm talking to you I fucked up 0.99

00:54:45.300 what I was saying with 0.95

00:54:47.280 I just wanted to ask someone else in a relationship

00:54:50.120 I'm telling you right now it happens 0.99

00:54:52.020 there's people in the comments right now who are like holy shit 0.96

00:54:54.440 this is word for word exactly verbatim 0.91

00:54:56.520 what's happening in my life but the point that I was saying

00:54:58.440 that people look up to her or like guys

00:55:00.480 look up to her as like the goddess of like

00:55:02.600 porn industry adult industry is 0.92

00:55:04.280 that the rejection or 1.00

00:55:06.260 disinterest for my side is almost yeah she's attracted to it a little bit the typical rules

00:55:13.300 of engagement the typical rules of life do not apply to lana she is she is fascinating her come

00:55:20.440 up her past even where she's at now in her life like bro i went to the lamborghini dealership to

00:55:25.760 get her the jacket and the guy's like i've never sold a lamborghini to a woman that young she is 0.99

00:55:29.980 a fucking baller like the typical rules of like how i would read a human again just they differ 1.00

00:55:36.680 for her she she moves very differently i i don't know many people like her so the way she's touching 1.00

00:55:42.100 you is like even even uh i mean you know girls that i've i've messed around they're touchy with

00:55:46.980 my friends some are some are some calling babes some don't um even the babe we had an issue i was

00:55:52.420 like yo you got to stop calling this girl i was messing around with i was like you have to stop

00:55:55.780 calling my friends babe you need to that's that and then it got even worse that night too with

00:55:59.400 the long sack and everything so it does it does happen but i do i do uh like the final thing i

00:56:05.680 noticed was once i snapped she she i saw it in her face she was like this got him but no it wasn't

00:56:12.680 only you that snapped i snapped too because you should but you shouldn't no no by the way you

00:56:17.340 were not supposed to you were supposed to just i was because here was a problem it was a snap for

00:56:21.360 you because you were you were all blaming it on me and a snap on her because i might have had a 0.99

00:56:27.960 little contact with her when i went around at first i was fucking high as fuck and all i saw 0.97

00:56:31.580 was my chocolate milk that i wanted to grab yeah let's say let's say what do you think is more 0.98

00:56:36.280 likely me passing around her and doing whatever she claimed or me passing around her let's 1.00

00:56:40.880 slightly touch her she tried to touch her and she's like oh my god david whoa so she gets your 0.99

00:56:46.280 attention she did she tried to throw david under the bus i saw it but and it worked and it worked

00:56:50.780 I had a situation where she was like, no, David, I've never said that.

00:56:54.260 When I made that example, when she was like leaning over like midday one time and she

00:56:58.440 was like looking back like this, just like the twinkie eye and all that. 0.88

00:57:03.520 Twinkie eye. 1.00

00:57:04.420 She had a fucking treat. 1.00

00:57:08.000 Yo, bitch. 1.00

00:57:08.680 But all right. 1.00

00:57:09.260 And I acknowledge them.

00:57:10.240 I laugh at them.

00:57:10.800 And I'm what am I going to do?

00:57:12.280 It makes me uncomfortable.

00:57:13.140 Frankfurt.

00:57:13.660 Frankfurt.

00:57:14.500 Hold on.

00:57:15.020 Hamburg.

00:57:15.500 Just Hamburg. 1.00

00:57:16.360 Fuck you. 1.00

00:57:17.100 The last thing I want to say is she tried it with the DMs first, 1.00

00:57:21.600 and I think she thought that was going to work. 0.99

00:57:23.360 She's like, you know who's in my shit, right? 1.00

00:57:25.320 And I was just like, don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:57:27.240 She's like, you know this rapper. 1.00

00:57:29.460 We talked about this.

00:57:30.360 Every rapper, every football, every soccer player, everybody.

00:57:33.340 And I was just like, that's dope. 0.99

00:57:35.240 She had to do it in real life.

00:57:36.880 I was going to say, I think, because this has shot me in the foot before. 1.00

00:57:40.460 This has fucked me. 1.00

00:57:41.800 Your nonchalance makes it worse. 1.00

00:57:44.620 Yes.

00:57:45.260 100%.

00:57:45.620 It's like your hands off attitude, bro 1.00

00:57:47.760 Girls love attention 0.72

00:57:49.900 They love attention 0.98

00:57:50.740 Bella, you like attention?

00:57:51.800 Love it

00:57:52.180 Love attention from your boy

00:57:53.200 Hey, George, did she ever hit you with the 0.85

00:57:55.060 Give me attention

00:57:55.720 Ever?

00:57:57.380 Bro

00:57:57.740 What about cuddles?

00:58:01.240 Cuddles

00:58:01.600 Yo, literally

00:58:02.540 I get this every night

00:58:03.560 Every night

00:58:04.160 You don't love me

00:58:05.600 Hold me

00:58:06.680 I was like

00:58:07.180 I'm exhausted

00:58:08.980 I worked all day

00:58:09.740 No, you don't

00:58:10.240 You just hug me

00:58:11.800 Right, so

00:58:13.500 If you're two hands off 0.88

00:58:15.380 eventually maybe she might push harder

00:58:17.640 which is what happened in this scenario

00:58:18.680 oh yeah I'm here

00:58:20.860 yeah babe you get it

00:58:22.600 well here we are

00:58:25.300 classic German

00:58:26.560 we're all good

00:58:27.200 we love you Dave 0.99

00:58:29.280 it's also fucked up too 0.94

00:58:32.780 because on the flip side 0.97

00:58:33.960 I can't even like a picture

00:58:36.920 my Instagram now is just a scroll

00:58:39.300 there's no engagement

00:58:40.740 nope not allowed

00:58:42.100 what'd you say

00:58:43.160 they go try me too

00:58:44.760 I like saying

00:58:45.820 oh he like recorded this

00:58:48.000 it was your idea to record it

00:58:49.980 you remember that 0.97

00:58:50.920 yeah she's a hustler bro 0.99

00:58:52.620 she's devious bro 0.99

00:58:53.200 she's smart 1.00

00:58:54.140 but I can't do shit 1.00

00:58:56.300 so it's fucked up 0.99

00:58:57.140 it's a double standard 0.98

00:58:58.940 you may have to live with Mike

00:59:00.020 well I mean she's coming to meet my mom

00:59:01.580 so

00:59:01.860 four days

00:59:02.860 when we went to the

00:59:04.460 the strip club in Vegas 1.00

00:59:06.520 to watch her dance

00:59:07.620 which is by the way 0.89

00:59:08.460 why we went to Vegas

00:59:09.380 dude I realize

00:59:12.080 Guys, I'm very uncomfortable at strip clubs.

00:59:15.820 Yeah, some people just are.

00:59:18.100 Some people are.

00:59:18.820 I think certain guys, because I'm like you too,

00:59:21.780 I believe it or not.

00:59:23.920 It's just so over...

00:59:25.520 I don't like that in-your-face sexuality,

00:59:30.180 which makes no sense because I'm dating Lana.

00:59:32.840 And even when she tries to talk to me like that, 0.99

00:59:35.000 when she says really direct sexual shit, 0.99

00:59:37.060 I actually don't like that. 0.99

00:59:38.080 Any of the adult girls that I've ever fucked with, 1.00

00:59:40.020 I don't like when they talk super sexually to me. 0.95

00:59:42.080 it's it's you know or in the bedroom i'm more i'm more of like i don't know but why does it

00:59:47.800 make you uncomfortable i don't i don't i don't know i think it's like that is the peak of like

00:59:52.880 superficiality dude like a bunch of women wooing men literally only to get their money i i don't

00:59:58.700 see it for anything other than that a girl came up to you david a girl came up to you and said

01:00:04.560 something she's her first name was hey i like your height i like your height i was i was like

01:00:10.720 good opener

01:00:12.100 strong

01:00:12.800 and David's like

01:00:13.480 what did you see

01:00:14.020 I was joking

01:00:15.060 I was looking at you

01:00:15.700 I was like

01:00:16.060 cause you were saying something

01:00:17.580 I was like yeah

01:00:18.200 Logan

01:00:18.840 she likes my height

01:00:19.980 I go David

01:00:21.880 this girl has been trained 1.00

01:00:22.960 exactly what to say

01:00:24.220 she's a professional 1.00

01:00:25.160 rookies falling for shit 1.00

01:00:27.280 at this 1.00

01:00:27.500 my favorite

01:00:28.240 my favorite thing to watch

01:00:29.400 they're like

01:00:29.760 she said she likes my height

01:00:31.040 where's the ATM

01:00:31.880 this one's got something special

01:00:33.700 she sees something in me

01:00:35.040 there's a song

01:00:35.800 that goes like this

01:00:36.740 I love it

01:00:38.640 I'm in love

01:00:40.300 with a stripper she riding she rolling she rolling it happens so be careful boys be careful if you 1.00

01:00:47.200 and by the way if you do go to a strip club and you want to spend money spend that fucking money 0.99

01:00:51.620 please spend the money because we had an issue mike and i withdrew five hundred dollars in singles 0.99

01:00:56.260 each to throw atlana and we did we threw all of it was awesome money was raining it was a big

01:01:00.920 spectacle it was cool then when we went back and collected all the cash that everyone threw

01:01:05.480 It was less than what we started

01:01:07.300 We lost money

01:01:08.380 We lost money

01:01:09.420 Because singles were going off the stage

01:01:10.600 And the broker guys around the stage

01:01:12.280 Like collected 0.99

01:01:12.840 And then they throw it at different strippers 1.00

01:01:14.880 That aren't dating social media influencers 0.80

01:01:16.840 We lost $103 somehow

01:01:18.900 So how did you count that many dollars?

01:01:21.320 They run it through the machine

01:01:22.440 Oh that's a lot

01:01:23.080 Yo but do you remember

01:01:24.100 Do you remember the two girls

01:01:25.820 That came up to us

01:01:26.480 When we were taking the money out

01:01:27.460 Oh that was hilarious

01:01:28.120 That was so funny 0.89

01:01:29.120 These two dancers came up to us

01:01:30.800 When we were taking the money out

01:01:31.560 And they were like

01:01:31.920 They were trying to run the game

01:01:33.400 Like they started

01:01:33.920 And obviously me and him 0.95

01:01:34.920 are fucking bulletproof like they come up to us and they're like hey guys it's pretty tall huh 0.94

01:01:38.320 and we're just like yeah yeah sure thing and uh they're like they're like they're like it's always 0.99

01:01:42.220 a height thing with women it's always a fucking height thing don't get a physical appearance 1.00

01:01:46.060 well no it's just girls love tall fucking guys i'm sorry to say it but they're short short girls 1.00

01:01:50.800 so like short anyway so they come so they come up to us there you go fuck you mike hold on a sec 1.00

01:01:57.640 so they come up to us and they go um they're like what are you what are you guys doing here tonight 0.99

01:02:01.360 i'm just i'm just withdrawing some money right now just hanging out just withdrawing some money

01:02:04.760 they're like you guys here to see lana roads and uh we're like yeah we're just taking some money

01:02:09.160 out and shit they're like she's the queen i'm i'll be honest with you i'm here to see lana 0.95

01:02:12.780 roads tonight and they're like we're supposed to be dancing but we're fangirling like crazy 0.99

01:02:15.820 and then they come up to me no no mike mike's like mike's like oh yeah yeah that should be all 0.99

01:02:20.420 right no what did you say um fuck i fucked it i fucked it it's any anyway so she comes up to me 0.99

01:02:25.680 and they start touching no no no you said you go you go yeah it's cool yeah but you know they 1.00

01:02:29.640 It touched you.

01:02:30.480 I'm wifed up.

01:02:31.600 I'm wifed up.

01:02:32.320 I have a girlfriend, so I can't really partake.

01:02:35.120 I gotta go, yeah, you guys actually might know her.

01:02:37.140 They're like, no way.

01:02:37.720 Who is it?

01:02:38.200 I was like, her name's Lana Rhodes.

01:02:40.220 And they were like, oh.

01:02:41.780 They were like, great job.

01:02:43.360 Great job.

01:02:44.020 And then they just walked away. 0.99

01:02:45.100 They were like, fuck, these are not our marks tonight. 1.00

01:02:47.060 They gotta go work. 0.99

01:02:49.060 What nightclub? 0.97

01:02:50.220 Sapphire.

01:02:50.880 Oh.

01:02:52.020 It's like the one, right?

01:02:52.880 Vegas club in Vegas, yeah. 1.00

01:02:54.480 They had 500 girls working at that night. 1.00

01:02:57.260 What? 1.00

01:02:57.440 That night.

01:02:57.960 it reminded me of a Dan Bilzerian party 0.99

01:02:59.860 with less clothes

01:03:00.480 they were hot

01:03:02.860 not that I was looking at it

01:03:05.260 I also

01:03:07.360 had a problem we try to gamble a lot

01:03:09.880 I

01:03:10.640 lost my money again

01:03:13.800 I can't believe that what a surprise

01:03:15.400 $3,000 gone

01:03:17.360 what was your betting strategy this time

01:03:18.700 no strategy

01:03:20.280 just throw the dollars in the wind 0.99

01:03:23.860 he's a psycho he sits next to me at the blackjack 0.99

01:03:25.960 table he'll just 1.00

01:03:27.380 he'll bet 300 to start

01:03:29.360 he'll win he'll bet 600

01:03:31.200 he'll bet 1200 he'll bet

01:03:33.260 2400 he'll bet 4800

01:03:35.200 then the table gets cold and he doesn't take his bet down

01:03:37.400 4800 4800 4800 out

01:03:39.300 gone and then he sits there and looks at me

01:03:41.580 and he goes so you want to get

01:03:43.520 McDonald's or something and I'm sitting there

01:03:45.340 with my stack of chips playing it the right way

01:03:47.560 you know a little bit here a little bit more

01:03:49.400 a little bit less and he sat and watched

01:03:51.480 me for what about an hour

01:03:53.220 after he ran out of money and I went up to

01:03:55.280 to $4,000 bets at one point

01:03:56.920 and I kept missing my double downs.

01:03:58.860 I want to give a shout out

01:04:00.180 to my accountants here,

01:04:01.300 my business managers.

01:04:02.440 Oh my God.

01:04:03.760 Shout out to Amex for declining.

01:04:05.320 Yeah.

01:04:06.580 Amex.

01:04:07.000 I thought my Amex was no limit.

01:04:08.480 It's only no limit for purchases,

01:04:10.300 but not for ATM withdrawals.

01:04:12.220 So there's a limit on it

01:04:13.540 and it's $8,000 a month

01:04:14.960 and I had lost $6,000

01:04:16.440 last time I went to Vegas

01:04:17.380 and my $2,000.

01:04:18.820 So bro, I'm sitting at the ATM

01:04:20.160 for like an hour, bro.

01:04:21.280 I'm on the phone with Amex.

01:04:22.040 I'm like, please. 0.99

01:04:23.160 I'm like, raise the fucking limit. 0.99

01:04:25.280 They're like, what's your mother's main name? 0.99

01:04:27.160 Doing all the questions. 0.99

01:04:27.880 I'm like, just fucking do it. 0.99

01:04:29.540 And they wouldn't. 0.99

01:04:30.740 And so I got to give a shout out to my accountants for the withdrawal limits.

01:04:34.800 Because I believe they saved my life.

01:04:36.240 Dude, I was about to throw down like.

01:04:38.660 You were trying to get 10?

01:04:39.680 20, 20?

01:04:40.300 I was going to do.

01:04:41.200 Here's what I was going to do.

01:04:42.160 I was going to withdraw 10.

01:04:43.500 Bet it on Israel Adesanya.

01:04:45.180 He won, by the way.

01:04:46.020 So I would have won probably like $17,000 around that.

01:04:49.020 And then I was going to put it on black.

01:04:51.740 We lost it anyway.

01:04:52.880 And then maybe won.

01:04:53.980 And then, by the way, if I won, I probably would have put it on something else.

01:04:56.920 Am I an addict?

01:04:58.920 No, wait, hold on. 1.00

01:04:59.820 No, you're just a fool. 1.00

01:05:00.940 It was the closest I've ever seen Logan to being an addict, though. 1.00

01:05:03.760 He runs out of money, leaves the table. 1.00

01:05:05.980 He's at the fucking ATM. 1.00

01:05:08.000 Come on, Amex. 1.00

01:05:08.900 He's living. 1.00

01:05:09.820 Do you know how much I paid in fucking APR adjusted this fucking year? 1.00

01:05:13.360 Give me that fucking money. 1.00

01:05:14.540 I'm like, God dang, Logan. 1.00

01:05:15.800 What's wrong with you, bro? 0.97

01:05:17.200 I always feel like such a loser when I'm withdrawing money. 0.87

01:05:21.300 And then, you know what made me feel better?

01:05:22.400 I said this.

01:05:22.980 That I lost.

01:05:23.660 that definitely made you feel bad

01:05:25.880 the last time we went to Vegas

01:05:28.320 and I was trying to withdraw money

01:05:30.540 there was a dude next to me who was like

01:05:32.160 a very rich version

01:05:34.480 of myself and he was talking to the casino

01:05:36.480 about losing half a million dollars and I was like

01:05:38.240 yeah probably be alright

01:05:39.520 you're gonna be good

01:05:42.040 you're gonna be good

01:05:43.260 any YouTube update on the vlogs

01:05:46.760 the

01:05:50.100 Maverick rebrand 0.96

01:05:52.080 this is actually awesome this is fucking sick the maverick rebrand because if you've noticed i've 0.85

01:05:57.980 removed the url for maverick by logan paul logan paul.com so i shot from all my youtube descriptions 0.72

01:06:03.180 um it's still in my instagram but we've very much so pulled back on promoting the merch

01:06:08.240 plugging the merch selling the merch everything the site is actually going to go down soon

01:06:12.180 for a full reconstruction and today we saw the first round of not the first round this is like

01:06:17.560 the third or fourth round of designs but this is oh my god they were so slick so crisp so clean

01:06:23.980 there's new messaging it's going to feel like a new brand but still be very true to to me and

01:06:29.080 the audience that um the word maverick resonates with and so that's that's that's awesome that's

01:06:34.600 an update that i think uh you guys are going to see probably here in the next month two months

01:06:38.480 as the third anniversary of the brand comes up which is on my birthday on april fool's day 0.71

01:06:44.100 makes me so happy to be back in the saddle on on like heavy business shit we're talking about data 0.96

01:06:49.760 and fucking brand brand purposes and identity and you love back-end metrics i love it i mean 0.99

01:06:55.720 i lived there for so long it's why he's able to be his age and and not just conquer dominate 0.98

01:07:03.180 youtube yeah you know how fucking hard it is to to succeed on youtube bro at 35 the barrier to

01:07:09.080 entry is so difficult and somehow he's just he is a marketer yeah so he's able he's able to do it 0.97

01:07:14.000 and a personality which is the real the real tough part that's the shit you're born with but um i'm 0.98

01:07:18.360 amped on this on this clothing it's gonna be awesome watching this should be fucking pumped 0.99

01:07:22.060 it's like a mix between athletic and street wear and it's just i think i think people are going to 0.62

01:07:27.560 be blown away by the designs yeah yeah we we evolved the content we adapted and changed and

01:07:32.780 we wanted to do the same thing with the clothing and it's it it is very hard especially because

01:07:36.920 you know you see the maverick logo like it sparks up a certain feeling stands for something it

01:07:42.060 stands for something and we wanted to make sure it's just as powerful while quite literally

01:07:46.280 evolving and going to the next level and uh changing in a way that was going to resonate

01:07:50.660 with our new aged up audience maturing yep yep so that's gonna be cool yeah um also uh i think

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01:08:12.880 if you if you're uh if you're the two million subscriber what do you get oh we should do that 0.98

01:08:17.060 his penis is bouncing up and down oh shit we're we are at 1.99 so this this episode will get us 0.99

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 10, 2020

E165 Logan Paul Speaks On Getting KNOCKED OUT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 165

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