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00:02:02.520 So that's the story.

00:02:03.920 That is the most important story I have ever heard on Impulsive.

00:02:08.760 That was incredible.

00:02:10.440 That was...

00:02:13.260 Bruh, I'm glued.

00:02:15.200 I'm even emotional just thinking about the story that you just told. 1.00

00:02:24.260 you scum lord you held a bone over your dog's head using a fishing rod just now your dog went 1.00

00:02:34.000 after it for hours you did multiple scenes and then i just found the bone in the garbage you 1.00

00:02:39.300 didn't even give him the fucking bone he ate too much of it already too much peanut butter in his 1.00

00:02:42.360 system and the bone could clog his esophagus it's just like a it's a really you blue balled your 0.99

00:02:47.320 own dog i know and his name's blue broly blue broly blue balls welcome back to impulsive the

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00:03:10.660 man um doing vlog stuff now so so yeah sure i dangled a bone in front of my dog i had him run

00:03:16.120 dude huskies have add you have to keep them stimulated somehow and so i went like fake

00:03:20.040 fishing for him you think it would have been looked down upon if you dangled a boner in front 0.99

00:03:26.200 of him yeah probably just because like bestiality and all you make a lot of dick jokes mike i gotta 1.00

00:03:32.660 tell you what well i make a lot of dick jokes but you're at least i'm not a dick like you 0.99

00:03:37.100 that's true that's true oh oh um i'm working on speaking of that i'm working on uh raising my 0.99

00:03:42.940 libido dude really oh yeah how's that going not good not good at all i'm just so focused right

00:03:48.440 now like guys life is all about laws right sometimes you're you're on a wave of sexual

00:03:54.160 escapades wild crazy endeavors and sometimes you're just running dry i'm on a very dry spell

00:04:00.780 so ladies don't booty call me because i will deny you and for times you're running dry there's

00:04:05.880 blue chew blue chew.com if you see they actually didn't sponsor this episode but now they did and

00:04:12.200 we will be sending you an invoice i want to bring on our guys guys he's been he's been pacing over

00:04:15.640 there and i'm actually extremely excited for this guys he is a youtube icon his channel was the first

00:04:22.040 to reach 5 million subscribers you most likely know him as the face and creator of the equals

00:04:27.120 three show he's a founding father of the youtube as you know it please welcome ray william johnson

00:04:33.540 what's up bro i'd shake your hands but you might be infected oh we are we are good especially him

00:04:43.780 hear this do the thing damn grandpa sound good that's what we call him wait how old are you 0.95

00:04:52.520 38 your grandpa bro yeah yeah right he looks really young too though you look 25 you look 0.99

00:04:58.980 25 you got the same thing exfoliating and shit wait hold on i actually can't believe you're 38 0.97

00:05:03.580 i'm 38 do you have a secret to stay young i exercise and eat right but your skin yeah i have 0.97

00:05:10.740 that it's the heaviest organ in the body by the way really fun fact the skin yeah other than uh 0.96

00:05:16.780 dead ass yep facts dude thank you for coming on yeah man of course of course we actually met uh

00:05:23.540 one time years ago how was it i'm sorry oh no don't i was gonna ask if you remember it and you 0.97

00:05:29.480 don't i think because i said one thing to you it's the only thing i've ever said to you in my

00:05:32.880 life so we're at a party right is it at vidcon no no no it was at uh i can't even remember whose

00:05:38.100 party it was but it was it was super crowded okay and i don't know why i was invited because i'm like

00:05:42.880 i like not in that scene okay and i don't recognize like influencers yeah and i i recognized you and

00:05:50.880 the fact that i don't recognize influencers i don't know if you've ever i don't know you know

00:05:55.240 this but if you don't recognize if you don't know who a social media influencer is to their face

00:05:59.180 they get mad oh my god they get super mad oh yeah what you don't know who i am yes this oh that no 0.99

00:06:05.640 you haven't seen my fortnight makeup tutorials yes this is bullshit bullshit yes so anyway so 0.98

00:06:13.720 i recognized you and i was like that's logan paul and it was before tokyo yeah it was i mean 0.97

00:06:19.180 it was before logan paul was logan paul oh is it like vine days i think it was like maybe vine was

00:06:24.200 i had either died or it was just dying right okay so anyway so when i saw you on vine before all

00:06:31.500 that like i'm checking out like i don't watch a ton of just social media influencers i don't

00:06:36.580 recognize anyone so i like i i'm checking out vine just to like see what it is and and to

00:06:42.320 write it off as something that i don't want to do so i see like i see you and i'm like this guy

00:06:50.580 this guy's gonna make it oh really like this guy this guy is super charismatic he's doing like he

00:06:55.940 you know the vine stuff isn't for me but like he's doing all the things that like hit like

00:07:00.880 he's in his work ethic, he's putting out a ton 0.99

00:07:02.920 of shit, and I said that 0.99

00:07:04.960 to myself, there's only one other person I said that 1.00

00:07:06.900 about, and that was Andrew Batchelor, right?

00:07:08.760 And both of you guys made it.

00:07:10.800 So anyway, and this is before anyone had made it. So

00:07:12.740 fast forward a few years later, and I see you at that

00:07:14.820 party, and you know, I probably had a

00:07:16.860 few, and you're the only person I recognize

00:07:18.660 there, which is why I don't go to parties.

00:07:20.840 And so I'm like, I'm gonna go tell this guy

00:07:22.640 what someone told me

00:07:24.920 when I was starting out, but I'm gonna go tell this guy that I think

00:07:26.880 he's gonna make it, and I bet that'll make him

00:07:28.920 feel real good so i went and i tapped you on the shoulder i was like hey man come here so nervous

00:07:32.720 no no no i tapped you on the shoulder i was like hey man come here and then you like you know 0.92

00:07:37.420 crouch down and shit because i'm all fucking ewok and i was like hey man i just want you to know 0.86

00:07:43.040 you're gonna make it and you were like really dude that's so amazing that's my best slogan 0.98

00:07:47.700 paul impression by the way dead on you're like really dude thanks and the party was so chaotic

00:07:54.420 and crowded that we were literally like separated right no way no way so the conversation continues

00:08:00.620 right now right so so it ended and i'm i'm looking back going i didn't even get to explain myself i

00:08:06.580 just walked up to a complete stranger i didn't introduce myself i just said hey man you're gonna

00:08:11.400 make it and he said thank you and then that was it no way yeah well of course i knew who you were

00:08:16.100 i don't know if you know that if it's evident but bro like i had a fanboy moment i fit that's why i

00:08:20.820 was like i was probably like oh my god thank you like was that right no i i don't assume everyone

00:08:25.400 knows who i am but i assume you did because of your reaction and everything but i didn't get

00:08:29.260 to explain as far as you know i was like stalking you or something like that or it was like oh it's 0.92

00:08:34.000 a fucking prank bro that's whatever or you were like just giving him a positive medical assessment 0.83

00:08:38.740 you're gonna make it man and you're just like god exactly i've had this cough going for a while 0.98

00:08:43.620 you're gonna live you're gonna live but so i actually got that idea because someone did that

00:08:49.420 for me and i don't i'm not like a name dropper but um you should drop that name dude robin

00:08:54.500 williams shut up yeah yeah so back in like maybe 2012 um i have to i i have the privilege of

00:09:03.560 shooting this little tiny thing this little scene with robin williams that was part of a promotional

00:09:09.100 thing that he was doing for one of those penguins movies right and it was one of those scenarios

00:09:12.780 where they invite all the press out and then each member of the press gets to film something with

00:09:17.600 too it's like a press junket or something like that and i was invited from like the social media

00:09:21.520 category which at the time people weren't doing so i was like this is crazy and i feel i'm like

00:09:26.820 the only person here who's not a real journalist and i don't work for a magazine but like okay you

00:09:30.840 know like when you're kind of in one of those scenarios so we go to this like hotel banquet

00:09:34.520 room that they rented out and each group got time alone with robin williams so it was me him his

00:09:40.180 handler and like a cameraman and producer right and let me tell you something about robin williams

00:09:44.640 when I met him, first of all, Robin Williams is exactly the guy you want him to be when you meet

00:09:51.520 him. He is on. He is the genie from Aladdin. He's going a million miles an hour. Everything's a joke

00:09:57.700 and it's incredible to watch. And you just sit there like, oh, this is so funny. I forgot to

00:10:02.640 laugh. But literally, because you're in such shock, you're like, oh, this is amazing. But

00:10:07.440 the good thing about him is I know a lot of comedians who can do that, but some of them 0.87

00:10:12.580 are so talented they can't turn it off you're a metacomedian like that and you're just like dude 0.98

00:10:16.720 have a conversation please stop joking but he can turn it off and when he did finally turn it off

00:10:21.560 he pulled me aside and he's like hey man i want you to know i'm a big fan of your stuff and i've

00:10:25.560 been watching it i can't believe that you just got an idea and that you just went out and did it and

00:10:30.140 you just started filming yourself like that's so crazy to me no one handed you or anything like 0.96

00:10:34.480 that yeah and i think you're gonna do really well man keep going damn and i like i like die like 0.98

00:10:39.160 when i die as an old man that'll be the second time i die i died right there in that moment i 0.98

00:10:44.260 was gonna ask you is that like how do you peak like is that peak that was p robin williams said 0.98

00:10:48.520 he's a fan of yours i came literally literally yeah how do you how do you fucking beat that you 0.84

00:10:54.160 don't that's you don't everything else is secondary to that dude but the thing is before that now this 0.76

00:10:59.760 was back in 2012 so before that i had so much doubt about where the industry was going because

00:11:05.380 it was all so undefined and in fact there there was no definition of making it in the social

00:11:12.140 media world and there still really isn't does that mean certain amount of followers that mean

00:11:15.700 a certain amount of money does that mean you are on some tv show who like who knows who the hell

00:11:21.880 knows what it is but he basically assured me that whatever i was doing was it like that that was

00:11:28.020 fine yeah and i felt it necessary that like man i gotta pass that on that's the torch yeah absolutely

00:11:34.700 Yeah.

00:11:35.200 Absolutely.

00:11:35.800 Well, first off, thank you.

00:11:36.900 Yeah, of course.

00:11:37.520 And look, you made it, man.

00:11:38.740 You got your own, your names on the wall.

00:11:41.580 I mean, of course, we're at your house.

00:11:43.380 Just so you guys know, we are not in an actual studio.

00:11:46.180 We are filming in Logan Paul's house.

00:11:49.160 Like his cleaning lady's in the next room.

00:11:50.640 If she runs the vacuum, it's going to screw this entire podcast.

00:11:53.940 We love you, Maria. 1.00

00:11:54.220 The toilet is over here.

00:11:55.480 When you flush the toilet, you can hear the turds pass overhead and the pipes.

00:11:59.220 That's how much of an actual house we are in.

00:12:03.280 How does it feel?

00:12:03.840 exposed me bro

00:12:04.920 how does it feel to know that the torch

00:12:08.060 he just handed you on impulsive was

00:12:09.720 originally lit by robin williams i feel like i need

00:12:11.980 to pass it to someone more worthy

00:12:13.560 you gotta pass it on

00:12:14.820 well i've oh man i've always wanted you to do well

00:12:17.800 like i've always thank you always been rooting for you

00:12:19.660 right and i want you to pass it on to

00:12:21.600 someone else whoever that is

00:12:23.160 i i've had um i haven't

00:12:25.560 passed don't do it to get laid sorry but don't

00:12:27.540 no i won't i won't hey baby i got a

00:12:29.280 podcast no no no

00:12:31.380 my name's on the wall i think my name's in the

00:12:33.500 middle of a word that is a real word and i just put my last name in there that's not how you spell

00:12:37.360 impulsive by the way for anyone wondering like i feel so bad for the person who's in the middle 0.99

00:12:40.980 of a spelling bee and they go impulsive and they spell it like this because of this fucking show 0.88

00:12:46.220 happened to me with the word mackie i don't know if you remember this kettle do you remember andy 0.93

00:12:50.880 kettle this kid on our football team his last name was spelled kettle k-e-t-t-e-l which is not

00:12:55.800 the correct spelling they gave me kettle in the spelling bee and i spell it like that i got 0.99

00:12:59.280 eliminated in the first fucking round fuck you andrew robin williams would be turning in his 0.99

00:13:03.500 fucking grave if you heard that story andrew kettle dude you know you were great wide receiver 1.00

00:13:07.200 i'm sorry um but dude yes i i that moment i am honored that the moment you don't remember go 0.98

00:13:14.120 ahead no no i do i i don't but but it's fine they're like the party was crazy it was but um

00:13:22.240 i appreciate it and i do think it's an important moment and i'm honored that you chose me because

00:13:27.220 dude like i said i have uh i've watched you since conception mac actually over there is my friend

00:13:34.080 since i was six years old best friend and he introduced me to your stuff oh nice equals three

00:13:39.860 thanks mac and um good over there you get your diet coke or anything uh fries fries all right

00:13:46.200 really can you get him some fries i mean yeah imagine if he had uber you could do that um

00:13:51.760 i've had i've had a couple of those i haven't passed the torch but i've had definitely had

00:13:55.400 moments where i commend young creators for their creativity actually um david from vine days back

00:14:01.220 in the day when david was still in college david dobrik okay i i was texting him we we had a long 0.64

00:14:05.880 back and forth and i was like yo i think you're really fucking talented you're hilarious um you

00:14:10.000 should move to la and he was he was still we've all as young creators had that moment where it's 0.78

00:14:13.820 like stay in college go to college or do the la thing yeah um but did you forego that moment

00:14:19.200 because you when did you start youtube i'm looking right here 10 years ago yeah so 10 years ago my 0.70

00:14:24.640 ass i started in 2007 jesus so i had only been out for what a year they've been out yeah i i wasn't

00:14:30.440 counting at the time but maybe like a year or two and the only thing people were doing other than

00:14:34.960 like uploading videos of their cats or whatever is it was it was stationary webcam talking head

00:14:40.840 like all framed like this people just talking that's what everyone was doing and i say everyone

00:14:46.420 i mean like maybe dozens of people or whatever yeah and no one was talking about anything

00:14:50.800 interesting but it didn't matter because it was so fresh and i saw it and i was like man i want

00:14:55.640 to do that i could i could do that like because i'm you know i'm going to school i'm going to

00:15:00.100 college and um i'm trying to prep i'm about to prep for my my lsat which is you know to get into

00:15:05.740 law school and everything and i'm bored he's like it was super broke because college will do that to

00:15:09.760 you and i couldn't afford a tv but what i did have was this laptop and i would watch these videos

00:15:15.560 and watch these people in these videos and i got so into it i was like man i could do that i could

00:15:19.100 talking to a camera and I did I just started uploading and I don't remember what I talked

00:15:24.860 about probably just like my day nothing interesting I wasn't necessarily trying to be funny or

00:15:28.600 anything like that and I just slowly from there got you know you get a few followers over a month

00:15:34.140 and then the next month you get a few more and after six months you got a couple of hundred and

00:15:38.740 you're like oh cool another six months you got 10,000 and you're like man this is like a soccer

00:15:43.380 stadium of people watching me talk about what i did in school this is insane and it just it all

00:15:49.500 kind of like snowballed from there i guess you'd say that is absolutely insane you were the first

00:15:54.180 channel to hit 5 million subscribers i think so dylan told me that i even doubled down i said

00:15:58.700 dylan is that true okay so yeah the internet told me that dude that is that would have been a long

00:16:04.760 time no the internet always right yeah i know right you you were doing youtuber things before

00:16:10.400 a youtuber was a thing like what making youtube videos that's a what's a youtuber thing i don't

00:16:17.840 know if that's good no but like when i start when i started youtube it was i saw your stuff

00:16:22.680 smosh jenna marbles and like even then did you do and shake shake carl i think so

00:16:29.660 did you refer to yourself as a youtuber then because now it's now it is the most desired

00:16:34.480 job for kids under the age of like 14 like 75 of them want to be youtubers when they grow up

00:16:39.400 I don't think I did.

00:16:40.720 I don't know when that word came into favor and I feel like it's sort of fallen out of

00:16:44.420 favor in terms of like influencer or whatever because no one uses or anyone who has half

00:16:49.480 a brain doesn't just use the YouTube platform.

00:16:52.320 Like you want to hit all quadrants, right?

00:16:54.700 So I think the term now is influencer.

00:16:57.820 I know it was a term back then.

00:16:59.440 I just don't know when and I don't know if I ever referred to myself as that particularly.

00:17:04.340 Yeah.

00:17:04.860 I have so many questions.

00:17:06.240 Oh, God.

00:17:06.600 Just from like collabs to like the current state of YouTube versus the past state of YouTube, even like monetization stuff.

00:17:12.960 Okay.

00:17:14.000 I'm not like a YouTube guru, man.

00:17:16.260 It is one of many platforms that I have used over the years, but I can try to answer whatever you want to ask.

00:17:22.540 Were times simpler back then?

00:17:24.980 Before Adpocalypse, before the bad actors such as myself, before YouTube boxing, before the diss tracks, Ray William Johnson, what was it like? 0.60

00:17:33.360 So certainly people weren't kicking the shit out of each other in boxing rings to, like, whatever proved their point. 0.60

00:17:39.800 That wasn't a thing. 0.57

00:17:41.260 That's fairly new. 1.00

00:17:42.180 That sounds so stupid. 1.00

00:17:43.560 I would say. 1.00

00:17:44.260 What the fuck are we doing? 1.00

00:17:44.880 Kicking the shit out of each other in boxing rings. 1.00

00:17:46.200 It sounds absurd because all of it is absurd. 0.99

00:17:49.240 It's so absurd.

00:17:49.840 Every single part of what we do is absurd.

00:17:52.840 And don't take it seriously.

00:17:54.340 Don't tell yourself that it's anything more than that. 0.99

00:17:57.220 You boxing someone in a ring is as ridiculous as us pointing a camera at ourselves and taking a selfie. 1.00

00:18:02.700 It's stupid and it's stupid that we make money from it, but we do. 1.00

00:18:06.560 I look at it like I think about it every day and I'm like, what the hell is going on? 1.00

00:18:10.160 I wasn't even you know how like this latest political climate people are like, what timeline are we living in? 0.97

00:18:15.160 I was the what timeline are we living in guy way before that because of the shit we do because I like I can't believe I get paid to do this. 0.96

00:18:22.300 People watch. It's crazy. It's odd. It's very super odd. 0.99

00:18:25.680 Bum fights was the moment for me. 0.99

00:18:27.660 When bum fights came out, I was like, wait, someone is recording bums fighting and making money off of it? 0.99

00:18:33.780 Not just recording them, dude. 0.98

00:18:35.560 No, no, no.

00:18:36.300 Not just recording them.

00:18:37.440 They would pay a bum to fight another bum that they also paid. 0.61

00:18:41.160 And they would film it.

00:18:42.300 It was crazy. 1.00

00:18:43.840 Damn. 1.00

00:18:44.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:44.980 But how did you have the charisma?

00:18:47.040 Have you always been this charismatic, big personality?

00:18:50.220 Because that's the it factor that 99% of people striving to be YouTubers do not have.

00:18:55.680 Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if I. So I go through like phases where sometime I'm like chill and relax and then sometimes I'm sort of on. And anytime that I get on camera, it's you get that like nervous energy. It's like you people say, oh, just be yourself on camera. I think it's almost impossible to be 100 percent yourself in the same way that that, you know.

00:19:19.560 okay so if you went through your average day but either of you you're going through your average

00:19:23.960 day now tomorrow you're going to go through your same average day but your mom's going to be looking

00:19:27.880 at you the whole time it's like you would act slightly different even if you weren't trying

00:19:32.480 no no be yourself no no you like even if you weren't trying to act different you would act

00:19:36.180 slightly different so when the camera's on it's the same thing it's so weird it's so weird because

00:19:40.240 we we have conversations all day where the jokes are slap all day boom boom and they're the kind

00:19:46.500 of jokes that make people fall out of fucking chairs yeah and then when we turn the camera on 0.98

00:19:49.780 we're like yo how do we or for myself at least i'm like how the fuck do i get back there like 0.99

00:19:54.300 when the camera goes on i'm always slightly not as good as i am in just casual conversation

00:19:59.120 when when a lot of people are like that dude yeah dude how many funny people do you know anyone how

00:20:04.220 many hilarious people do you know in real life who just simply cannot translate it to a means

00:20:09.660 of monetization such as a youtube a tiktok stand-up comedy whatever some people are just

00:20:13.600 funny in real life most of the people i know who are funny in real life can't translate it to

00:20:17.220 anything including stand-up including anything at all like they go to their job and you know

00:20:23.780 in finance and then they go home to their wife and kids and that's that's just it they're just

00:20:27.280 funny personality some of them go on to too you know what i'm saying some people you have to want 0.99

00:20:31.020 to be an entertainer to be an entertainer right you gotta be a little fucked up facts like you 0.79

00:20:34.900 gotta you gotta be like man i did i just i didn't get the validation i needed growing up and i need 0.89

00:20:39.780 it from all million of you yes is that i know you went through the struggle of just on that note

00:20:46.300 validation from views and likes and subscribers are you past that yeah how far past that i'm

00:20:53.520 assuming a while well the thing is so i've been doing this for you know what almost a decade and

00:20:58.980 a half so it's sort of what i do it's not necessarily who i am but it's what i know how

00:21:04.740 to do like i know how to do social media stuff i know how to monetize it i know how to make money

00:21:09.720 I know how to, like, keep adding to your catalog so that the bigger your catalog gets, you'll always be churning out revenue.

00:21:15.280 I just know how to do it.

00:21:17.180 Do I care, like, about likes?

00:21:20.680 Not really.

00:21:22.460 I care about that stuff as much as, like, I'm trying to think of a cool metaphor.

00:21:29.480 You know, like, in a relationship, there are certain things you look for, and then there are some things that are secondary.

00:21:33.960 Yeah.

00:21:34.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:34.860 So making content that I want for people who want to see it is first and foremost, and like being creative.

00:21:44.140 And there's a huge part of me now that I'm sort of evolved into that wants to use entertainment to help people, right?

00:21:51.140 Oh, I did see some of this on your recent uploads.

00:21:53.540 So that is incredibly important to me.

00:21:56.020 The likes, it's a vanity metric.

00:21:57.900 So your main thing, like the girl's personality is making stuff you want to make and giving people value. 0.97

00:22:04.300 The girl's personality 0.85

00:22:05.160 The fact that she can make

00:22:06.160 Really good gnocchi

00:22:07.380 Is like the likes

00:22:08.560 And

00:22:08.880 Right

00:22:09.600 Is like a secondary

00:22:10.460 Like she got a 0.73

00:22:11.340 She got a 1.00

00:22:11.920 A tramp stamp

00:22:13.140 And I'm like okay

00:22:13.720 That's

00:22:14.020 I can deal with that

00:22:15.160 That's fine

00:22:15.760 Likes and

00:22:16.280 That's the likes

00:22:17.020 You know

00:22:17.420 The secondary

00:22:17.980 Right it's secondary

00:22:18.820 Yeah

00:22:19.220 Facts

00:22:20.020 A tramp stamp

00:22:21.600 God that's so terrible

00:22:22.340 I thought you were saying

00:22:22.920 She was like 1.00

00:22:23.640 Knock kneed or something 1.00

00:22:24.400 Or like pigeon toed or something

00:22:25.640 Well no I thought you said

00:22:27.060 It was a secondary benefit

00:22:27.920 Now you're talking about bad things

00:22:29.140 Yeah I know

00:22:29.560 Not that there's anything wrong

00:22:30.480 With a nice tramp stamp

00:22:31.420 I totally screwed up

00:22:32.180 I totally

00:22:33.260 Yeah let's just talk about 1.00

00:22:34.240 all the things that we don't want in women 1.00

00:22:36.080 that'll go over really well. 1.00

00:22:37.760 With three idiot guys. 1.00

00:22:39.580 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:22:40.100 There's so much testosterone in this room. 1.00

00:22:42.860 You guys need some more women in here, 1.00

00:22:44.280 I'm telling you. 1.00

00:22:44.960 Danny, is there any more of you running around?

00:22:48.680 Danny's a real one-on-one.

00:22:51.780 It's a total bro cast in here.

00:22:53.080 And she ain't exactly like the most 0.98

00:22:54.540 estrogen-filled woman either. 0.97

00:22:56.360 She's a bike-riding, hunting, 0.95

00:22:58.800 MMA boxer woman. 1.00

00:23:01.940 Wow. 1.00

00:23:02.460 With a ton of testosterone. 0.77

00:23:03.980 Testosterone. 1.00

00:23:04.360 When you said your assistant kicks ass, 1.00

00:23:05.700 you literally meant... 0.99

00:23:08.200 Dude, Austin McBroom came in my backyard the other day

00:23:10.420 trying to prank me with Faye's rug and masks on.

00:23:13.380 I don't know what any of those words mean,

00:23:15.020 but go on.

00:23:16.580 Not even mask?

00:23:17.900 A couple YouTubers. 1.00

00:23:19.880 She came out there with a paintball gun 1.00

00:23:21.480 defending the house, holding down the fort. 1.00

00:23:23.720 Hell yeah.

00:23:24.860 Did you hit one? 0.63

00:23:26.800 Warning shot.

00:23:27.760 Oh, nice. 0.68

00:23:28.140 Warning shot.

00:23:29.640 But yeah, okay.

00:23:30.400 So these are your recent uploads.

00:23:32.100 And it's cool because you said you're trying to help people.

00:23:34.960 Is that the motive right now?

00:23:36.700 Is that the goal?

00:23:38.320 Yeah.

00:23:38.800 And there's a crazy story about it.

00:23:40.800 And I'll tell it to you, but it might change the tone of the podcast.

00:23:43.200 It's a pretty serious story.

00:23:44.140 And it's a little lengthy.

00:23:45.480 It's impulsive.

00:23:46.280 Okay, let's do it.

00:23:47.160 Whatever you want.

00:23:48.100 So my dad died.

00:23:50.300 Okay.

00:23:51.620 Now, the story doesn't go the way you think about it.

00:23:53.780 So he was never really in my life.

00:23:56.440 Like he was, when he was married to my mom, right when I was born,

00:24:00.920 He was, he was like pretty abusive guy, had substance problems and all that.

00:24:04.680 And then growing up, he wasn't a picture.

00:24:06.360 He was a deadbeat.

00:24:07.580 So when I was 13 years old, I was fighting with my mom a lot, just a single mom.

00:24:12.860 And I was like, I'm going to, I'm going to like have a relationship with my dad.

00:24:16.760 I'm trying to live with my dad.

00:24:17.620 That's going to be cool.

00:24:19.060 So I went and lived with my dad and he was like the cool dad.

00:24:21.640 Like, you know, like he'd let me have a beer every now and then.

00:24:24.040 And you know, I'm 13.

00:24:24.740 So I'm like, this is, this is amazing.

00:24:26.640 And it was like the next state over.

00:24:28.040 So it was it was far away from, you know, my my mom and all that that I could be.

00:24:34.280 And it took me about three months to realize that this was not a good idea because this guy was this guy was a drunk, like a really bad alcoholic.

00:24:46.240 So he was an addict. He smoked weed all the time, which is not a huge deal, except that he never had a job the entire time I was there.

00:24:53.140 nor did he have one years before or after he lived off his he moved off his girlfriend who

00:24:57.560 actually did have a job yeah um he did a lot of meth and when i say he was abusive

00:25:02.760 he would smack around his girlfriend and my half sister who was from a different family right so

00:25:11.240 she lived there too so he would smack them around like get super drunk and violent he i remember 0.62

00:25:16.180 one day he picked up a like one of those big ass mason jars of loose change and threw it at his

00:25:21.980 girlfriend's head like full of change you know how heavy that is and it's shattered on the wall 0.83

00:25:26.120 he took a uh like a wooden broom and he speared it through the wall throwing it at his girlfriend 0.98

00:25:32.460 holy shit like speared it into the sheetrock like dude was super violent right and i was young

00:25:37.680 enough to know like i watched he was never abusive to me and i don't know why probably because my 0.98

00:25:42.480 biological grandfather would have destroyed him because he was a mean old man but he was never

00:25:47.740 abusive to me so i just had to watch everyone else go through it and i was young enough to know that

00:25:52.240 it was wrong but i wasn't i wasn't old enough to know that i could actually do something about it

00:25:58.080 by like telling the police or telling a teacher i was like well there's nothing i can do so the

00:26:03.680 school year finished and i moved back with my i was like mom i want to come back she's like yeah

00:26:08.160 i thought this would happen come back and um i went back and like i've appreciated my mom ever

00:26:12.860 sense because then i realized oh our petty disagreements were were just nonsense yeah

00:26:17.440 but i told myself man i'm i'm never talking to that guy again he is a nightmare so three years

00:26:24.940 after that i still hadn't talked to him he he has my social security number he has all my bank

00:26:30.540 account information he goes into one of my my bank accounts and he took out all the money and

00:26:36.120 like it that was the bank account that was for my college tuition now realistically there was

00:26:43.100 only like 2500 bucks in there but that was all the money in the world to me and that was going

00:26:47.560 to pay for my freshman year of college and he straight swiped it and i told myself again i'm

00:26:55.280 never never talking to this guy like he's he's the worst of the worst like every story i hear about

00:27:00.860 him it just gets worse and worse so 10 years after that maybe eight years after that I still

00:27:07.120 hadn't talked to him he hadn't reached out or anything like that no no amends no I'm sorry 0.99

00:27:12.380 anything like that I get a call from my half sister the one that I watched him beat the shit

00:27:18.140 out of her and she's like hey I want to let she's she's roughly my age but she's like hey I want to

00:27:23.160 let you know I'm getting married I'm calling everyone around you know everyone in the family

00:27:26.440 and letting them know and I was really happy for her and the guy she was with was like really nice

00:27:30.300 and all that and i you know i asked him like hey i haven't i haven't talked to dad i'm any updates

00:27:35.800 on him like is he still alive is what's going on with him she's like yeah i uh i took my fiance to

00:27:42.740 go to his trailer to visit him because you know that's you know you introduce your fiance to your

00:27:48.220 parents and he's technically my parent and she didn't have a good relationship with him after

00:27:52.700 she left either so she goes to introduce her fiance to him and my dad was like falling over

00:27:59.760 drunk and he knew she was coming this wasn't a surprise visit and he's so wasted that he hits on

00:28:07.820 her like he made a pass at his own biological daughter in front of her fiance and her fiance 0.99

00:28:16.760 i think almost kicked his ass but but again it was just another story that i was like i'm never 0.99

00:28:22.920 talking to this guy again i'm like every step of the way i'm like i'm so glad that i never 0.98

00:28:26.500 rekindled that relationship so here's where it gets interesting it's already pretty interesting

00:28:31.380 so back in maybe 2014 i get a call from my mom my mom's like hey uh i just want you to know i got

00:28:40.340 an update on your dad that you want to hear i'm like all right whatever mom what is that low life

00:28:44.840 doing she's like well he has cancer and yeah i'm like oh jesus that's wow you know my bad i didn't

00:28:53.820 I was kidding.

00:28:54.400 I didn't know.

00:28:55.520 She's like, yeah, it's really bad.

00:28:56.960 It's like spread to his lungs and his liver and I think his jaw.

00:29:02.000 So by the time he went to the doctor, it was like everywhere.

00:29:04.820 And he's got about a month or two to live.

00:29:08.980 And I was like, wow, that's crazy.

00:29:13.100 I didn't know what to say.

00:29:14.080 And she's like, yeah, and he wants to see you.

00:29:15.860 And after all that, everything that I had been through, I couldn't say yes. I had to say no. I can't. And about a month later, he died.

00:29:31.100 and so to me my point of my story is that it was then and there that i realized

00:29:39.520 that i didn't want to be like him not not just in the sense that like you know i don't want to 0.57

00:29:44.660 be an addict and all that but here was a guy who fucked up every relationship he had with anyone 0.91

00:29:49.860 who would have ever cared about him his girlfriends his kids his other family members everyone and on 0.97

00:29:57.300 his deathbed he wants to be like oh my bad can we have a relationship now and just you know can we

00:30:02.580 do that and so i looked at that and i said that's not going to be me so what i did was i started

00:30:08.720 working on myself i started working on myself i started working on every relationship that i had

00:30:13.140 i started being more outgoing and forthcoming with my feelings especially the positive ones

00:30:18.220 like telling people hey man i think you're doing really great i think you're gonna make it

00:30:21.060 you know i'm saying doing that kind of stuff and really getting into like self-development and

00:30:26.300 self-improvement on myself because i firmly believe that you got to work on yourself before

00:30:30.660 you can really help anyone else so i've been on that journey for maybe five five years or so

00:30:37.660 um and now that i'm now that i've been doing it so long i got this vibe like i i gotta give back

00:30:45.760 it's time to give back i gotta help other people with you know what they're going through i gotta

00:30:51.320 help them find themselves and who they are because life's complicated it's hard to figure out

00:30:55.780 We don't have a definition of what the hell making it is.

00:30:58.000 We just got to assume that we've made it.

00:31:00.560 So that's what I'm doing now.

00:31:03.020 And so I got this idea that I'm going to start a brand.

00:31:06.860 Now, do you know how brands represent their product, but they also represent something more like Nike.

00:31:11.960 They make shoes, but they represent like sport, right?

00:31:15.360 And Coca-Cola represents like classic America, not just soda.

00:31:19.460 so my idea was i was going to make this brand and this brand was going to represent helping people

00:31:25.700 and helping yourself somehow somehow i'm going to make that work so i started a show a couple

00:31:31.200 months back i just wrapped the first season um and put it on all the platforms i started the the you

00:31:37.000 know there's like a facebook account and instagram account all stuff that like just launched and it's

00:31:41.220 all geared around self-development now is that superhuman it is superhuman and people you know

00:31:48.360 people ask me like well you know is i going to make money like well money is like the the tramp

00:31:54.180 stamp of this conversation it's it's secondary i want to help people there are other ways i make

00:31:58.360 money i'm doing fine in that department i've been doing this long enough right so that's the story

00:32:03.800 that is the most important story i have ever heard on impulsive that that was incredible that was

00:32:11.300 bro i'm glued i'm even emotional just like thinking about the story that you just told

00:32:18.600 um i was i was wondering what you were gonna say you did when it was at the uh the cusp the

00:32:26.900 precipice um it was hard i mean obviously i still think about it for sure for sure for sure

00:32:31.940 i was gonna ask is do you do you regret that at all do you regret not not not visiting him

00:32:37.380 I don't. I don't. But I still think about what would have happened had I gone. I think if I had gone, I think I would be mad at myself. I'd be like, man, I, I gave that. I gave him exactly what he wanted. And I, and he didn't learn the lesson that I feel like I want to learn from that, which is like, sometimes there's no going back. Sometimes when you, when you screw over people that really care about you and your well-being, like that is it.

00:33:02.360 That is a, that is a very grave, very serious, very heavy example.

00:33:07.040 But we in this house have been revolving around the word describing the scenario, which is 0.95

00:33:13.160 accountability, accountability, like accountability is, is so fucking huge.

00:33:17.700 And I think our generation will carry that so much with so much more weight than, than 0.69

00:33:26.160 the previous ones, because especially with social media, people are being held accountable

00:33:29.760 for their actions.

00:33:30.620 Yeah.

00:33:30.760 And, and I'm, I'm, I mean, I don't, I don't know the man, but I, I'm glad you did not

00:33:36.820 give him a pass because it's, it, that's, that stuff sounded horrifying.

00:33:42.660 And, um, I can imagine going through it, even just hearing about it through your half

00:33:46.080 sister was, uh, very traumatic.

00:33:48.040 So some condolences, some people, it's fine, man.

00:33:51.080 Some people, you know, in the family did, cause they see it differently than I did,

00:33:55.100 but, uh, and some didn't.

00:33:56.880 And I was one of the ones that I guess is like, no, I say it firmly.

00:34:01.560 Like, no, I was like, no mom.

00:34:03.120 But you know, it took me, it took me a minute.

00:34:05.280 Like it was heavy.

00:34:06.160 Yeah, of course.

00:34:07.120 Straight up.

00:34:07.540 Of course.

00:34:08.120 It was heavy.

00:34:08.540 It was a hard decision, but no.

00:34:11.600 It's such a common deathbed request from people to see the people that they've wronged.

00:34:16.600 And it's, that's a, it's, it's such a cliche.

00:34:19.280 And I always thought it was a cliche for movies or whatever until it happened to me.

00:34:23.580 And I'm like, no way.

00:34:24.940 this is this guy he's got a month and now he's like what are we gonna catch we gonna play catch

00:34:29.520 what is what's gonna happen like he's never been in my life i always i always wondered about this

00:34:34.600 moment too because i always thought like the easy like what's the easier thing for you is it to go

00:34:40.820 and to and to fulfill that last request uh and then be mad at yourself because you gave in and

00:34:48.200 you gave them that piece before they passed or is it harder to put your foot down and

00:34:55.680 then spend your life thinking like should I have gone you know what I'm saying to give

00:34:59.400 him that last bit of peace before he moved into the next and it's yeah and I totally

00:35:04.800 agree and it's it's indicative of the position that he put me and my half sister and a lot

00:35:09.680 of other people in which is like he put me his kid in a position to make a parental decision

00:35:14.780 to teach him a lesson and that's not a decision that's not a position you want to be in when

00:35:18.880 you're a kid it's not a position you need to be in you need you know parental guidance and some

00:35:23.120 of these things uh and the really bad parents will sort of reverse it on their kids and that's

00:35:28.700 that's what he was exactly what he was doing even into my adulthood put me in that position

00:35:33.780 to be like no no you go you got to teach you a lesson and that's garbage i i don't have kids i

00:35:39.600 don't want kids for that reason really yeah it was that bad that well not not that reason i don't 0.91

00:35:45.000 want kids because i that's just not my contribution that's not the way i'm going to contribute to the

00:35:49.180 world gotcha okay right who's who's superhuman uh aimed at is it aimed at people who are struggling

00:35:54.920 with with those kind of situations mental health addiction or or just people that you just want

00:35:59.780 to help grow it's it's aimed at anyone who needs help yeah like like right now it's not it's so

00:36:05.140 broad yep it's like this isn't one of the slogans but if you know a slogan like believe in yourself

00:36:10.240 that could that could you know uh attract anyone right right so right now it's it's broad it's it's

00:36:15.840 it's people who want to help themselves and people who want to help other people

00:36:19.040 that's a that's a massive uh departure from equals three it is um look my humor will always be there

00:36:27.740 yep right so there's there's still some of that injected but yeah so the the equals three of it

00:36:33.040 all the social media part the the part of me that does other things it did very much what social

00:36:39.200 media personalities do which is you turn a camera on yourself and you go look at me look at me look

00:36:43.100 how great i am and how funny and how important i am and you know i've done that for a while and

00:36:48.000 it's felt honestly it's felt empty for a really long time like i just don't get that joy out of

00:36:53.940 it and part of my part of my discovering that was a few years ago i got this idea because i get these

00:37:01.780 ideas and then i just go for it that's just part of my personality right so i got this idea i was

00:37:06.460 like i'm gonna i'm gonna try stand up that looks like so much fun i'm gonna do it and i did it and

00:37:10.740 it was hard but i got you know you get good at it and i toured around america for two years that was

00:37:16.040 just a couple years back and when i was doing these tours like part of the um part of the appeal

00:37:21.280 is that you meet the fans afterwards and they take a picture with you and they love it so people

00:37:27.060 would come up and they'd be like man that was so funny that was so great you know you're amazing

00:37:30.960 and all this stuff and it there's a certain amount of validation that goes into that you're

00:37:34.780 like yeah i'm great i'm funny but what they also told me was something that really shocked me and

00:37:41.220 they they would say things like you've always inspired me you're so inspiring i started my

00:37:46.900 thing because of what you did and i never knew that and i never knew that i would have that

00:37:52.400 impression on power that power now that feeling that they gave me when they were like yeah that

00:37:56.900 was so that was so you know i looked up to you and you were inspiring that feeling was in completely

00:38:03.340 different from the you are so funny wow oh yeah completely different and once i started feeling

00:38:09.320 that over and over again it started giving me these ideas of like i think this is the direction

00:38:15.160 i need to go this is i'm not gonna have kids my contribution to the world is gonna be something

00:38:19.660 completely different i love it right how much more how much more was that um because i i've

00:38:25.240 just started dealing with it over the past six or so months myself, you know, like I've built

00:38:30.280 myself on a platform of addiction. And so when people say to me, like you talking about addiction

00:38:33.880 has helped me stop doing heroin, whatever, right? It's amazing, right? How much better does that

00:38:38.360 feel than the AdSense check hitting your bank? Do you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm sure you got

00:38:43.120 so used to that cha-ching, cha-ching and letting that run everything that when you felt that first

00:38:49.320 person tell you, yo, you, you inspired me to make a change in my life. What did that feel like for

00:38:53.040 It's hard to make a comparison, but let me, let me, here's why.

00:38:56.400 Because with, with the, um, the social media money, the, the, the AdSense check, I guess, 0.60

00:39:01.120 as you call it, uh, there's, you know, the first month of having sex with your girlfriend

00:39:06.820 and then there's nine years into it.

00:39:08.840 Right.

00:39:09.340 Yeah, of course. 0.94

00:39:09.800 So I've been, I've been, you know, uh, having sex with that AdSense check for nine years. 0.91

00:39:14.420 Yeah. 0.77

00:39:14.900 Like at some point, at some point, the feeling is it's, it's good.

00:39:18.620 And the security is amazing, but the feeling is not quite the same.

00:39:21.300 and then you know new hotness rolls in and you're like oh shiny help that feels good yeah like this

00:39:26.480 is a different feeling this is a more uh there's a more mature feeling it's more uh what's the word

00:39:31.940 i'm fulfilling something tells me that one doesn't fade i i it doesn't feel like it does like that

00:39:37.980 that's like a 50 year run just every because i bet you every time someone says to you you changed

00:39:43.720 you inspired me to do this or you helped me out of this dark pit or whatever it probably feels as

00:39:48.020 good as day one well i don't have those moments where i we probably all have these moments where

00:39:52.280 you look around at everything you're that's going on in your life and you go what the hell am i doing

00:39:57.720 what the hell like am i am i gonna be doing impulsive for 20 years or a podcast gonna fade 0.71

00:40:05.820 out in the next six months like what the fuck am i doing yeah so so when i do this and i start 0.94

00:40:11.460 helping people and i go i know exactly what i'm doing i know exactly what i'm doing and i know 0.79

00:40:15.720 how good it feels was there a point where you didn't know what you're what you were doing did

00:40:19.220 you have a creator confusion or burnout like all of us do at some point all of it all like my creator

00:40:24.280 confusion was probably a decade long dude and i'm i i'm 100 sure that you still have if you don't

00:40:31.180 have it you have moments of it where you go what i'm boxing now what yeah it's weird absolutely

00:40:36.660 it's it's crazy right because because you know that next year you might be doing you might be

00:40:42.380 doing one of those things really hardcore, or you might

00:40:44.400 not be doing any of it. Yep.

00:40:46.140 It's odd. Dude, I was a gamer for a minute.

00:40:48.280 I did the Twitch thing for, I spent like

00:40:50.320 That was amazing. $30,000 on equipment

00:40:52.540 in the room. It was my favorite part of this friendship.

00:40:53.960 $30,000? Wait, what?

00:40:56.080 No, it wasn't. But I did have a lot of fun, because you

00:40:58.080 were actually kind of good. I got

00:41:00.280 good towards the end, but when I started to get

00:41:02.320 good, I streamed less, because I realized

00:41:04.360 shout out gamers, streaming is hard.

00:41:06.100 Yeah, it is. Streaming is hard.

00:41:08.020 Man, I was terrible. We've got to be on for a little bit.

00:41:10.040 They've got to be on all day while they're playing games.

00:41:12.380 Yeah. Well, I mean, everything I'm going to, I'm going to like, um, buff us up a little bit.

00:41:17.580 Everything we do is harder when people who haven't done it actually get in and do it and they go,

00:41:21.540 Oh, there's a lot to this. I thought you just get on camera and, you know, tell a few jokes

00:41:25.680 and fart into the microphone and then you get a million dollars. Throw that memory card to the

00:41:29.380 editor. He takes it, runs with it, uploads it. You don't look at it again. Yeah, right. Yeah,

00:41:32.880 exactly. And you got to go, dude, if I had to calculate my, the hours that I put in every week

00:41:38.400 for just the basic things

00:41:40.820 that you don't even think about,

00:41:42.040 they would probably run somewhere

00:41:43.220 around 70 or 80 hours, right?

00:41:45.840 Always, always on.

00:41:47.380 Last night was Sunday night.

00:41:48.880 It was movie night.

00:41:50.360 We were hanging out.

00:41:51.060 Actually, we were watching Sons of Anarchy.

00:41:52.860 Did you watch that show?

00:41:53.920 Yeah, about four seasons.

00:41:54.900 So he never saw it,

00:41:56.080 so we were watching it last night,

00:41:57.000 but I mean, every five minutes or so,

00:41:58.840 he'll pause it and go back to the edit

00:42:00.920 and I'll take an email, whatever.

00:42:02.540 It never turns off.

00:42:03.840 There's never a time where you're like,

00:42:04.920 yo, I'm off today. 0.98

00:42:05.620 No, you're fucking not. 0.98

00:42:06.320 You know, you know why I like that is because with our line of work and a lot of other lines 0.98

00:42:13.460 of work, too, we can surprise people very, very easily.

00:42:16.800 Like if someone tries to get in our industry and they have minimal knowledge of what they're 0.55

00:42:20.800 doing, it's going to be next to fucking impossible.

00:42:22.660 On the last episode, I said this, the barrier to enter for YouTube is so hard. 0.73

00:42:26.160 It is such a difficult medium to break in.

00:42:28.480 So we tend to surprise people with what we are able to accomplish.

00:42:32.080 i guess what i'm trying to say here is a message or a lesson that i got from a guy by the name of

00:42:37.360 jeffrey katzenberg i met with him two three years ago just name drop that's an important name though

00:42:42.640 he said uh i was like yo is there one piece of advice you can give me and he said exceed

00:42:49.340 expectations which is unknowingly what a lot of creators are doing and it's a piece of advice

00:42:54.720 that applies to every every part of life exceed expectations if someone expects you to operate 0.99

00:42:59.760 at this level, operate fucking here. 0.98

00:43:01.520 If you are constantly doing that in life, 0.99

00:43:03.520 not only are you going to be fulfilled,

00:43:04.880 you probably end up being really successful too.

00:43:07.180 Under promise, over deliver.

00:43:09.000 One of the biggest rules you'll ever get in life. 0.99

00:43:11.280 Tell people you can't do shit 1.00

00:43:12.480 and then blow them out of the fucking park 1.00

00:43:13.780 every time you do it. 1.00

00:43:14.800 I mean, this should go without saying.

00:43:16.700 I forgot to ask

00:43:17.720 because I've dropped so many F-bombs. 1.00

00:43:19.260 Like, it's cool.

00:43:20.060 Are you guys going to bleep it out?

00:43:21.560 No, not on this show.

00:43:22.720 No. 1.00

00:43:22.980 Fuck shit, bitch. 1.00

00:43:23.720 No, you can't swear. 1.00

00:43:25.080 Snot.

00:43:25.460 I can't.

00:43:26.000 You can't say snot, 0.98

00:43:27.100 but you can say the rest of the words.

00:43:28.960 Okay. 0.97

00:43:29.460 Can't say snot, titties and feet. 0.63

00:43:31.020 Is that cool? 0.74

00:43:31.340 That's fine.

00:43:31.500 It's all good.

00:43:32.200 It's all good.

00:43:32.900 Well, no, see, because I was, you know, we could, I could come in and do a good podcast,

00:43:36.700 but my actual goal is to get this episode demonetized.

00:43:39.480 It already is.

00:43:40.440 We demonetize everything.

00:43:42.520 Can we do like a...

00:43:43.360 I can't do that.

00:43:44.820 No, I'm not saying do it.

00:43:45.880 I'm saying say the words.

00:43:47.520 Yeah, it'll go in.

00:43:48.180 Say the words, because, you know, it'll get caught up in that filter.

00:43:49.840 The algorithm, yeah.

00:43:50.620 Yeah, and now, like, right now, you know, you have to, like, manually review.

00:43:54.320 You do this manually review. 0.53

00:43:55.260 Just because I said Nazi, Nazi, Nazi a million times.

00:43:57.500 He said on the last episode.

00:43:59.240 I don't, does the YouTube algorithm, you might know, does the YouTube algorithm hear these

00:44:03.020 words?

00:44:03.620 Do they?

00:44:03.780 Oh, yeah.

00:44:04.180 Yes.

00:44:04.440 Absolutely.

00:44:04.800 What?

00:44:05.260 You know that.

00:44:05.920 That's why you have to blank the sweaters.

00:44:06.980 I can prove it to you.

00:44:08.420 No, it does.

00:44:09.020 Who does the automatic captions?

00:44:11.520 I don't, wait, I don't know.

00:44:12.560 YouTube does them.

00:44:13.060 Of course.

00:44:13.780 They're automated.

00:44:14.120 Yeah, you just hit, and then they're automated.

00:44:15.960 Now, they're not all correct. 0.99

00:44:16.780 I was about to say, why do they say some fucked up shit sometimes? 0.99

00:44:19.260 Dude, some of my automatic captions are ridiculous. 1.00

00:44:21.540 Right, but they'll pick up words like Nazi, and if they pick up that word.

00:44:25.120 Are they sure you didn't say Yahtzee, the popular board game that you play with your

00:44:28.180 friends?

00:44:28.340 it doesn't matter

00:44:29.040 they're gonna air

00:44:29.520 on the safe side

00:44:30.240 they're gonna air

00:44:31.320 on the safe side

00:44:31.960 air on the safe side

00:44:33.100 put in the bad word

00:44:34.120 do some podcast

00:44:35.160 ad reads or whatever

00:44:36.360 and this episode

00:44:37.240 of impulsive

00:44:37.680 has been brought to you

00:44:38.480 by Tampax

00:44:39.900 whoever's sponsoring

00:44:41.880 that'd be an honor

00:44:42.540 yesterday was

00:44:43.220 international women's day

00:44:44.040 so it's quite possible

00:44:45.020 there you go

00:44:45.400 we do boner pills

00:44:46.800 we do

00:44:47.720 like personally

00:44:48.920 or are you talking

00:44:49.540 about sponsors

00:44:50.060 both

00:44:50.540 depends on the day

00:44:51.920 whatever

00:44:52.880 these days are long dude

00:44:54.580 sometimes I need

00:44:55.320 a little extra help

00:44:56.060 but thanks to Bluetooth

00:44:56.800 who has not sponsored this episode.

00:44:58.840 We have to convince them to sponsor.

00:45:00.500 We're going to send you two invoices.

00:45:02.960 Your brand's pretty edgy, yeah?

00:45:05.900 My personal brand?

00:45:07.400 Yeah, you just talked about Nazis, man.

00:45:09.520 Yeah, I mean, whatever. 0.90

00:45:10.580 Whatever gets the laugh,

00:45:11.520 I would say the line for what is edgy

00:45:14.300 sort of moves every, I don't know, year or two,

00:45:18.080 and I just kind of do what I feel.

00:45:19.360 Have you had to pull back

00:45:21.080 because of the climate on social

00:45:24.680 and the sensitivity that people are displaying in a way um i'm always conscious when i talk about

00:45:32.000 anything or make a joke about anything that people are going to perceive as political i'm

00:45:37.380 not saying i don't do the joke i'm saying it registers in my head of like oh yeah people

00:45:41.380 are probably going to fight in the comments about that you don't want and you don't want that

00:45:45.480 look it's it's not my goal it can't it look i can't have this contradictory goal of like i want 0.93

00:45:51.080 to help people and i want people to kick each other's ass in the comments like that doesn't

00:45:54.920 work is that why you wore a maga hat without the words on it that's exactly yeah that's exactly 0.97

00:45:58.580 why this is my ghost exactly well you also always your your brand was always at least a little i 0.88

00:46:05.700 mean you did big booty bitches on on a video in 2010 you were never a pg you know creator were 0.87

00:46:13.940 you no but like that's not that edgy no i know that but at least no but at least it gives you 0.92

00:46:18.820 a platform to stand on when you're like he was making at one point content for kids and so when

00:46:23.100 he started talking when he started swearing or you know what i'm saying so like you set the bar

00:46:27.260 yeah to a point where you don't really have to be super right and i i don't i don't make content

00:46:33.140 for kids and all i can do is be myself and myself will say things like big booty pitches or whatever

00:46:38.460 when 10 years ago how old were you when you started youtube 20 24 probably 24 25 so you

00:46:43.840 were you were already like an adult yeah you knew who you were i think a lot of that's debatable

00:46:48.660 but i was definitely an adult i was figuring it out like everyone else yeah i guess i guess the

00:46:53.040 point i'm trying to make is like uh i definitely went through a phase where i started youtube at

00:46:56.400 what 21 jake started at 19 and so we were kids we still are fucking kids but the content especially 0.57

00:47:03.320 resonated that and it was a mirror for who we were and it was just like childish childish 0.95

00:47:09.960 immature shit so well growing up online growing up online and like finding out who you are 0.92

00:47:16.260 while having to appease an audience who's telling you who they think you are is uh 0.99

00:47:22.240 is a is a phenomenon that a lot of young creators a lot of celebrities too and we see it with

00:47:27.240 every single young young hollywood actor that goes through it and um you were 21 yeah can you

00:47:33.380 imagine being siwa growing up online jojo i believe in you i know she's gonna make it out of

00:47:39.180 I know she is dude

00:47:40.720 Jojo's the goat 1.00

00:47:41.680 He's like who the fuck 1.00

00:47:42.780 Are you talking about 0.99

00:47:43.180 You know Jojo Siwa

00:47:44.340 Come on

00:47:44.600 I don't

00:47:45.520 You don't watch

00:47:46.660 You don't watch like anyone

00:47:47.780 Sorry

00:47:48.860 I researched this podcast

00:47:50.420 And I was like

00:47:51.000 Oh it's been a while

00:47:51.620 Since I watched something

00:47:52.580 Which episode did you pick

00:47:54.040 Did you even watch

00:47:54.780 I saw

00:47:55.600 Oh I saw two of them

00:47:57.460 I saw one

00:47:58.360 And you had

00:47:58.920 No they were great

00:48:00.520 There's a reason why

00:48:01.160 I said yes

00:48:01.780 To come on

00:48:03.060 But you had Ben Shapiro on

00:48:04.340 Oh yes

00:48:04.980 Who I

00:48:06.020 I don't care about his politics

00:48:07.380 I just love Ben

00:48:08.240 As a character

00:48:08.940 same yeah like he's he's so both of us he's so funny to watch yeah it's all the democrats

00:48:14.240 facts don't care about your feelings yeah yeah like he's that guy and and uh coincidentally

00:48:20.080 enough uh about two weeks ago i had this voice acting gig and they were like can you do a ben

00:48:25.280 shapiro it's like yeah i can try so i had to i had to they don't want me like talking about it too

00:48:30.240 much i can't give it too much away but i had to rap a comedy rap as ben shapiro so again the

00:48:37.300 producers probably won't be saying any more than that but at some point a ben shapiro rap

00:48:40.860 is coming out amazing that's incredible dude i um i was going to pick up some records i had bought

00:48:45.980 a record player recently and i was in i think it was like sherman oaks or something i was walking

00:48:51.200 down the street and ben shapiro comes out of a restaurant randomly after being on our podcast

00:48:54.520 he's like oh good what's up how you doing and so he doesn't sound like magically he has the same

00:48:58.480 voice as my mom as robin he's mickey mouse all of a sudden i don't uh thank you danny and um

00:49:04.460 Just like someone saw me at a casino in Vegas the other day and they tweeted like, you know, Logan Paul is like the most normal, normal looking dude just like walking around the casino.

00:49:14.400 When Ben Shapiro is not like on, not doing a podcast, not talking about politics and he's holding his kid outside of a restaurant, just having a conversation. 0.97

00:49:21.760 Dude, he's the happiest, go lucky, jovial son of a bitch I've ever seen in my life. 0.92

00:49:25.860 You know, it was a no, it was cool. 0.95

00:49:27.520 It's cool to see on camera personality and then these people off camera because there is a massive difference sometimes.

00:49:33.740 Yeah. You know, this guy from the Young Turks, the I do not. Yeah, that's the one. You know who I'm talking about? He's the main guy. Yeah, he's the guy. He's the guy you would recognize. Yes, I know him. But I've had lunch with him on a couple of occasions for several different reasons. And as political as he is on his show, we never talked about politics. It just never came up and had conversations about anything else.

00:49:58.640 and i if i didn't know that that's the kind of show he does i would never peg him as political

00:50:03.840 yeah and he's also like a really great dude like he's a really cool guy to sit down and

00:50:08.100 have lunch it's nuts how much just like turn it off agree so dude i i actually your girlfriend

00:50:14.260 david and i were talking i do not consider the girl i know can we say her name or no could we

00:50:20.020 should we call her stephanie oh yeah give her the fake name an arbitrary name of stephanie

00:50:24.300 Mike's girlfriend 1.00

00:50:25.500 her real name

00:50:26.140 let's say Stephanie 0.98

00:50:26.980 is also the number one 1.00

00:50:29.260 porn star in the world 0.99

00:50:29.980 Lana Rhodes 1.00

00:50:30.640 Stephanie 1.00

00:50:31.640 is not Lana Rhodes

00:50:33.720 they are just

00:50:34.520 they are two different people

00:50:35.620 I refuse to believe

00:50:36.460 they're the same person dude 0.97

00:50:37.500 Lana Rhodes doesn't even 0.94

00:50:38.500 really exist anymore 1.00

00:50:39.420 that character is kind of gone 1.00

00:50:40.760 no I saw her at the strip club dude 1.00

00:50:42.320 oh yeah she turns it back on 1.00

00:50:43.780 for dances

00:50:44.260 but I mean she hasn't shot

00:50:45.260 an adult scene obviously

00:50:46.480 in years

00:50:46.920 and so she's completely different

00:50:48.240 is this a bit

00:50:48.880 or are you actually

00:50:49.560 your girlfriend's actually 1.00

00:50:50.980 a porn star 1.00

00:50:51.560 the number one porn star 0.99

00:50:52.540 in the world 1.00

00:50:52.960 but she just doesn't do porn 1.00

00:50:54.220 anymore she stopped oh she's ex porn star yeah but she's still number one lana rhodes who ranks 0.99

00:50:58.180 porn stars pornhub your dick yeah and search search searches yeah pornhub search okay i've 0.99

00:51:05.260 got something there's like a war and then again award like oh yeah they get awards they do her 0.99

00:51:09.820 best blowjob that's just based on my dating her i trended number one on pornhub a couple weeks ago 0.67

00:51:14.840 i've never made a video because i have made a ton of videos i've never put any public your parents 0.99

00:51:18.640 must be so proud oh they're happy as fuck my mom my mom's meeting her probably as this episode 0.96

00:51:23.100 rolls she'll be meeting her that's great yeah oh no sorry monday did they have any objections to 0.99

00:51:28.240 it or anything like that i'm a i'm a ex-heroin user fucking psychopath oh they're just having 0.93

00:51:32.540 someone you like no no they're happy i'm not dead i'm alive okay we'll start there they're like yo 1.00

00:51:36.760 if you're alive and you're not selling or using drugs you are a fucking it's like a miracle that's 0.95

00:51:42.280 great man and by the way congrats on your recovery man that's that's that's incredible so you're 0.99

00:51:46.220 completely sober i right now yeah i'm so i don't mean right in this moment obviously you're high

00:51:51.480 now i'm talking about in general uh i started i started drinking a little bit about a couple

00:51:56.640 years ago and i realized that that was there was no issue with it just wasn't for me i don't like

00:52:00.180 it that much so now i'm completely and utterly sober and by the way stephanie is it is amazing

00:52:05.860 she's amazing i mean she just you know she went through a little phase and she she made enough 0.77

00:52:10.240 money to buy multiple exotic cars and multiple houses in multiple states and did her thing she's 0.93

00:52:15.080 a hustler but she's also just a sweet girl and you know we've all gotten to know her and she's 1.00

00:52:19.080 super down to earth

00:52:19.840 and great to all of us 0.98

00:52:20.880 yeah she's fucking awesome dude 0.88

00:52:21.900 yeah 0.91

00:52:22.380 and how long

00:52:23.040 how long you guys been together

00:52:23.880 not very long

00:52:24.620 just a couple months

00:52:25.500 listen

00:52:26.000 you know how they met

00:52:27.060 oh go ahead

00:52:27.840 that I'm down to listen

00:52:28.640 no no no

00:52:29.540 your story's gonna be

00:52:30.280 way more interesting

00:52:30.860 this one might be actually

00:52:32.600 I just

00:52:33.140 I found her

00:52:35.220 because I

00:52:35.960 Mike had his

00:52:36.940 fascination affinity

00:52:39.320 whatever you want to call it

00:52:40.020 with adult film stars 1.00

00:52:41.160 and she's the number one 1.00

00:52:42.640 in the world

00:52:43.060 she's young 0.99

00:52:43.900 she's gorgeous

00:52:44.480 and for his birthday

00:52:46.660 I surprised him

00:52:47.900 with her

00:52:49.080 That's how they got introduced for one of my vlogs, a piece of content.

00:52:53.000 Blindfolded me.

00:52:53.640 I turned around.

00:52:54.580 I thought it was going to be like a trip or some car or something like that.

00:52:58.060 And there was a lot of roads standing behind me. 0.99

00:52:59.600 And so I said, oh, wow, what the fuck? 0.99

00:53:01.200 And we hung out for an hour for the vlog. 0.99

00:53:03.420 But then that night we hung out again and then we hung out again.

00:53:06.180 We went to his brother's fight in Miami and it kind of turned into a thing.

00:53:09.260 It blossomed.

00:53:09.820 So for his birthday, you got your boy a girlfriend.

00:53:12.980 His girlfriend, yes.

00:53:13.720 Facts, yes.

00:53:14.420 And so now he wants me to return the favorite for his birthday. 0.97

00:53:16.420 And by the way, I'm fucking pissed he has it. 0.86

00:53:18.060 no i guess i can't because my birthday hasn't come again gotta get on but what were you gonna 0.99

00:53:21.540 say fuck well okay listen listen to my love story so i've been uh i've been dating kelly for 0.94

00:53:26.600 four years we live together but we bought a house together and all that so we're like definitely in 0.99

00:53:31.440 that zone so i'm about i'm about to get engaged actually i haven't talked about that publicly

00:53:35.940 i was about to say you say that yeah yeah no no we we we talk about everything so okay so she

00:53:40.960 we we plan it all together and all that um but no i haven't talked about it before with anyone

00:53:46.160 well not with anyone

00:53:47.740 but with him publicly

00:53:48.440 so now to get on the stage

00:53:49.880 I typed in

00:53:50.500 Ray William Johnson

00:53:51.720 girlfriend

00:53:52.060 did you date Anna Akana

00:53:53.180 uh yeah

00:53:54.140 like eight years ago

00:53:55.500 you did

00:53:56.160 yeah

00:53:57.120 anyway my story's better than that

00:54:00.640 sorry sorry 1.00

00:54:01.660 is it the redhead 1.00

00:54:03.180 is that her 1.00

00:54:04.420 yeah

00:54:05.220 okay cool

00:54:06.140 yeah yeah yeah

00:54:06.700 he's like can you get

00:54:07.340 all the rest of the pictures

00:54:08.480 off the screen please 0.98

00:54:09.580 damn y'all are a beautiful couple 0.99

00:54:10.860 ah I'll do this 0.99

00:54:12.060 so uh

00:54:13.340 no it's

00:54:14.000 it's not

00:54:14.460 I'm not petty like that

00:54:15.420 it's not a big deal

00:54:16.040 his exes it's not a big deal just hanging out no baby i swear to god i never had an ex before you

00:54:21.320 i swear i'm so sorry he's like was that jenna marble who haven't you did uh so anyway so i'm

00:54:28.160 about to get engaged right and we got it i've got this all planned out um i'm supposed to give a ted 0.84

00:54:33.020 talk in um belgium in about three weeks okay and we'll talk about that in a minute holy shit but i

00:54:38.740 get invited to do this ted talk and i'm like this is this is awesome this is like i i can't because

00:54:43.300 i love being on stage i did stand up for a long time and this would be great and i thought okay

00:54:47.400 so i will take kelly with me and i'll give the ted talk and then we'll spend two weeks and we'll

00:54:52.560 travel around europe and then we'll end in paris and i'll take her to paris disneyland because she

00:54:57.460 loves disneyland and then i'll be a total cliche and under the eiffel tower i'll propose yes and

00:55:02.100 it'll be great and i you know i i sort of walked her through it and talking she's like this is

00:55:05.460 amazing it's a huge dream and it was all ruined because you told her probably because i think

00:55:12.180 you're supposed to wait

00:55:12.920 and actually just do it.

00:55:14.020 I don't know if you know that.

00:55:15.020 Actually,

00:55:15.660 it was because of the coronavirus.

00:55:17.500 You're lying!

00:55:18.400 But you're close.

00:55:19.360 Oh, no!

00:55:20.800 No, no, no,

00:55:21.320 we don't have it.

00:55:22.800 Wait, no, that's a joke.

00:55:24.040 Oh, okay.

00:55:24.560 The coronavirus did not ruin your...

00:55:26.180 Yes, it did.

00:55:26.720 I'm not just going to sit

00:55:27.440 on a plane for 12 hours.

00:55:29.400 I'm not worried about,

00:55:30.360 necessarily about getting it

00:55:31.380 because our demographic survives it.

00:55:33.120 I don't want to be quarantined 0.96

00:55:34.540 in a foreign country

00:55:35.440 for two months. 1.00

00:55:36.600 Dude, propose to her in quarantine. 0.98

00:55:38.100 That's a better story 0.56

00:55:38.700 than some Eiffel Tower.

00:55:40.060 That'll go viral.

00:55:40.960 I totally vlog it, yes.

00:55:42.180 in a hazmat suit.

00:55:43.500 Yes.

00:55:43.900 So that'll go viral twice.

00:55:45.100 One,

00:55:45.320 cause you have the Corona virus and also because it'll go viral online.

00:55:48.320 I don't know if you know this.

00:55:49.020 It's not my,

00:55:49.560 it's not my goal to go viral with my engagement.

00:55:52.240 Like,

00:55:52.580 I don't think,

00:55:52.960 I don't know if I'm going to film it or anything like that.

00:55:54.600 Like I,

00:55:54.980 I wanted it to be something awesome for her,

00:55:57.660 you know,

00:55:57.900 and for me.

00:55:58.680 So like a real human type of thing.

00:56:00.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:00.220 Like an actual live human being who gives a shit about his partner. 0.99

00:56:04.040 I'm not sure. 0.99

00:56:04.460 I'm not sure.

00:56:04.920 I understand what you're saying.

00:56:06.580 What is this human thing you talk about?

00:56:09.020 Not filming.

00:56:10.340 What?

00:56:11.100 Yeah.

00:56:11.420 And so like all of it,

00:56:12.980 all of it's completely ruined.

00:56:14.540 It's not.

00:56:15.220 I actually haven't canceled my,

00:56:16.300 my Ted talk yet.

00:56:18.040 So I should probably get on that before this comes out.

00:56:19.980 And they're like,

00:56:20.280 Oh yeah,

00:56:20.500 we learned that you canceled.

00:56:21.920 This will be out Thursday.

00:56:22.840 You got four days.

00:56:23.620 This is COVID-19 ruin your engagement.

00:56:26.100 That's crazy.

00:56:26.900 It did.

00:56:27.120 And I'm going to wait for it to pass before we like,

00:56:29.760 I don't know,

00:56:30.180 try and do it all again.

00:56:31.060 Good luck,

00:56:31.480 dude.

00:56:31.580 The stock market like hits what?

00:56:33.760 Yeah.

00:56:34.220 It lost like flat hang today,

00:56:35.560 but I think about 1800 points.

00:56:37.000 Yeah.

00:56:37.340 Set off a level one circuit break for a trading halt because NASDAQ

00:56:41.360 dropped by seven percent which automatically triggers a circuit halt and then the second 0.98

00:56:46.000 one's at 13 it's crazy what if this shit really does get real bad and somehow turns into some 0.98

00:56:50.420 uh zombie apocalypse type situation and you never end up proposing because you got you became a 0.99

00:56:56.320 zombie yeah is that how do you feel about the fact that you're a zombie i like how you how you

00:57:00.940 were like and you never end up proposing because you became a zombie as if the proposing part

00:57:05.940 would be the worst part

00:57:06.840 of that scenario.

00:57:09.340 I mean,

00:57:10.020 would you,

00:57:10.460 oh,

00:57:10.660 you could propose

00:57:11.160 as a zombie.

00:57:12.020 It'll happen.

00:57:13.040 A zombie wedding?

00:57:14.220 That's a great 1.00

00:57:14.780 fucking movie. 1.00

00:57:15.640 Zombie wedding. 1.00

00:57:16.280 Write it.

00:57:16.960 Yeah,

00:57:17.300 I wish.

00:57:18.560 If you could join up

00:57:19.420 with any influencer,

00:57:20.800 would it be Logan

00:57:21.460 for the zombie apocalypse

00:57:22.380 or no?

00:57:23.300 I don't know, man.

00:57:24.100 What kind of resources

00:57:25.040 you got?

00:57:25.520 They're strong.

00:57:26.620 Endless.

00:57:27.180 Well, you gotta,

00:57:27.760 you live in a gated,

00:57:28.600 we need to,

00:57:29.020 we need to bury this.

00:57:29.760 Don't even want this

00:57:30.380 ain't the location.

00:57:30.780 We're out,

00:57:31.160 we're out,

00:57:31.440 this ain't it.

00:57:31.820 Full retreat spot.

00:57:32.920 We have a full retreat.

00:57:33.540 Okay, yeah,

00:57:35.940 your question go ahead looking at this picture dude looking at you now in real life man we

00:57:39.860 talked about the skin that you have yeah and how it's it's it's awesome you're a great looking guy

00:57:44.600 great looking girl happy couple smart guy driven charismatic savvy helps others i believe

00:57:51.700 you may have a duty to have a child even though you don't want one you're the dude i mean there's 0.99

00:57:58.720 a lot of idiots out there i know mass reproducing which is why he doesn't want to have one no because 1.00

00:58:03.960 I have this conversation 1.00

00:58:04.740 with Spencer too

00:58:05.620 because then they have to 1.00

00:58:06.820 play with the idiots 1.00

00:58:07.560 Spencer doesn't want 1.00

00:58:08.480 he's in Hawaii

00:58:10.160 walking around barefoot

00:58:10.920 and he doesn't want

00:58:11.540 to have a kid

00:58:11.980 but him and Angel

00:58:13.260 are amazing

00:58:13.840 like he is the person

00:58:15.240 who should be reproducing

00:58:17.160 and replenishing

00:58:18.140 our planet 0.97

00:58:18.560 with more humans

00:58:19.220 like the good ones

00:58:20.100 the good ones

00:58:21.100 but literally

00:58:21.940 like I said

00:58:22.560 he's not reproducing 1.00

00:58:23.900 because all the idiots are 1.00

00:58:24.800 he's like 1.00

00:58:25.060 I don't want a fucking 1.00

00:58:26.260 spawn of mine 1.00

00:58:26.940 hanging out with all these 0.85

00:58:27.520 muppets

00:58:28.420 then it'll be my goal 1.00

00:58:29.260 to help all those idiots 1.00

00:58:30.120 not be so much of an idiot 1.00

00:58:31.880 but I don't 1.00

00:58:32.580 I wouldn't be a good parent

00:58:33.840 because I don't want to be a parent.

00:58:36.700 Boom.

00:58:37.120 Period.

00:58:37.680 Nice.

00:58:38.060 It makes so much sense.

00:58:39.500 It really does.

00:58:40.820 Yeah, and I don't have a problem with kids.

00:58:42.940 Kids are cool and they're fun.

00:58:43.940 I just, that's not my thing, man.

00:58:45.520 I like cats.

00:58:47.340 Do you have cats?

00:58:47.940 I have three cats.

00:58:48.820 Nice.

00:58:49.400 We talked about Jeffrey Katzenberg earlier.

00:58:51.320 Right.

00:58:51.780 That piqued my interest immediately.

00:58:53.260 You want to talk about Quibi?

00:58:55.420 Maker Studios.

00:58:56.620 Cable Monopolies.

00:58:58.080 Oh, okay.

00:58:58.860 Are we supposed to do division with that?

00:59:00.920 Yeah, what is that?

00:59:01.520 Is that one divided by...

00:59:02.620 Maker Studios divided by cable monopolies.

00:59:04.780 Do you have an answer?

00:59:05.620 Well, those are two different things.

00:59:07.460 Those are two different things.

00:59:08.660 Which one do you want me to...

00:59:09.560 I would start with this and then...

00:59:10.760 Maker Studios, dude.

00:59:11.960 So Maker Studios was a company that I worked with a long time ago that helped me produce

00:59:17.700 some stuff.

00:59:19.400 They helped me produce a few shows.

00:59:21.040 They helped me produce a bunch of animated stuff.

00:59:23.340 It was an animation for a long time.

00:59:25.520 And we had a falling out when they got bought and were transitioning from being a...

00:59:32.620 small production company to being owned by time warner and then later they were bought out completely

00:59:37.560 bought out um by disney right when they were going to time warner when time warner bought like a

00:59:42.200 majority of the shares what happened was i think it was time warner i don't want to get that wrong

00:59:47.120 but what happened was basically and i'm obviously paraphrasing this whole thing and glossing over

00:59:52.220 it but basically time warner tells maker you know they start looking under the hood and they go oh

00:59:56.640 you have all of these uh all of these social media influencers under these contracts but you don't

01:00:02.480 own any of their content right like you might be signed with some but i don't know if they own

01:00:07.460 impulsive right so time warner who's old school looked at that and they were like well you got

01:00:13.920 to own the content they want the ip they want the ip and so maker came to me again paraphrasing and

01:00:21.360 they were like hey man you gotta you gotta sign over the ip to you know at least part of it to 0.95

01:00:26.560 equals three and they already owned half the half the ip fuck i'm going through puberty over here 0.98

01:00:30.860 It's all right, man. 0.99

01:00:31.800 Happens to everybody.

01:00:32.680 Yeah, right?

01:00:33.520 So they wanted, anyway,

01:00:36.340 they already owned half of the animation stuff,

01:00:38.040 but they wanted half of the Equals 3 stuff.

01:00:40.040 And I was like, well, give me a,

01:00:41.540 so no, but like, give me a contract

01:00:43.680 and I'll look at it.

01:00:44.480 So they gave me a contract

01:00:45.460 and the contract was awful.

01:00:46.720 Like it was, we want,

01:00:47.920 it was more or less,

01:00:49.120 we want everything,

01:00:49.740 we're not offering you anything.

01:00:50.920 This is what, like 2012?

01:00:52.440 This was 20, yeah, 2012, I think. 1.00

01:00:54.380 They were the shit. 1.00

01:00:55.800 Maker was the biggest player, right? 1.00

01:00:58.280 Yeah, they were,

01:00:59.140 I think they were the biggest player.

01:01:00.180 So most of the contracts that they were serving to people, people were just signing.

01:01:03.620 You said no. 1.00

01:01:04.720 Yeah, I said no because it was stupid. 0.99

01:01:06.620 And then I hand it over to my lawyer and I'm like, what do you – back me up on this. 0.97

01:01:11.500 What do you think? 1.00

01:01:11.860 And he's like, that's stupid. 1.00

01:01:12.740 If you show that contract to 100 people on the street, they would say no because they're asking for everything and not giving anything, which is not a big deal. 0.99

01:01:19.100 I get offered things all the time and I go, no, because it's not – that's not in my best interest.

01:01:23.260 but what the problem was is they were helping me produce these things and they their um ceo who

01:01:29.220 was you know a lot younger than he's probably in his 40s now he's in his 30s then but he was kind

01:01:33.700 of a hothead and he was kind of a bro and he was then he started trying to strong arm me he's 0.98

01:01:40.360 basically like hey man if if you don't sign this we're gonna break your fucking knees we're gonna 0.99

01:01:46.060 well we're gonna cut off your legs we're gonna cut off like uh yes like once your leg's gone 0.99

01:01:52.580 yeah exactly exactly so we're gonna cut off production to to everything that we're working 0.99

01:01:57.800 on right so you need to sign this or we're gonna shut your shows down i'm like well you can't shut

01:02:02.380 my shows down because you don't one of them you don't own at all right and if you shut the other

01:02:06.480 one down it's just gonna hurt you and uh and i didn't i was like whatever you're not gonna do

01:02:11.340 that and then they did then they shut down production yeah no they did they called they

01:02:15.560 called my bluff and i was like oh my god so i had to start filming out of my house like so that i

01:02:20.060 wouldn't miss an episode or whatever and i was like all right because i don't i don't get into

01:02:23.840 drama and i don't i especially don't fight publicly because i don't get into the thing

01:02:28.520 where i'm like oh i'm so mad at him and i want everyone to see us you know fight it out on

01:02:32.860 that's that's not my thing live on the zone yeah exactly that's not my thing right so i didn't say 0.98

01:02:39.740 anything i was like all right just just whatever they they are dicks and move on and do your own 0.97

01:02:44.380 thing you'll be fine you've always been a self-starter you'll you'll keep going but then 0.99

01:02:48.860 the ceo i don't know why he did it i think he did it just to be a dick but he put out a press

01:02:55.000 statement that basically said we uh dropped ray from our roster what the and it made me look 0.60

01:03:00.980 really bad not not that i quit and left which i did but basically that they severed ties with me

01:03:07.000 because they were i think trying to jump out in front of the story and so immediately my social

01:03:11.340 media is blowing up with like oh why did they drop you uh what did you do wrong and all this

01:03:15.620 stuff and i was like all right so i at least need to put my story out there so i wrote an op-ed and

01:03:19.960 i'm a pretty good writer like if i hadn't gone into other forms of entertainment i probably would

01:03:24.140 have written so i write an op-ed and i give it to like the only blog that i know of and i don't

01:03:32.240 even know if that blog's still around nor do i remember the name but i just remember having a

01:03:35.240 contact with someone so i give this blog hey man will you publish this and anyone who searches my

01:03:38.980 name can see the the real the real story and i said in fact here's a copy of that contract that 0.95

01:03:44.660 they offered me and you can put it right next to it so that people know i'm not full of shit 0.56

01:03:48.460 but i don't know if anyone's gonna find it and he put it up and it went viral like 0.89

01:03:52.600 within a few hours wow like everyone is sharing it because it made them look really bad at least

01:03:59.040 everyone in my bubble was sharing it and it made them look really bad well then um the ceo

01:04:06.000 the hothead like reads it and he he texts me and he says something along the lines of i'm breaking

01:04:13.720 both your ankles with a back? 1.00

01:04:15.480 He's like, you're going to die, bitch. 1.00

01:04:17.920 Something like, you're going to die, bitch. 1.00

01:04:19.340 This is war. Something like that. 1.00

01:04:20.640 Now you're being serious.

01:04:21.260 I swear to God.

01:04:21.740 So it was actually coming for your legs. 0.77

01:04:23.020 Yeah, it was like, you're going to die.

01:04:24.740 It was some kind of threat, like in text.

01:04:27.120 And I was like, I can't believe

01:04:28.400 this just escalated to this threat.

01:04:31.500 And so I screencapped that and tweeted it out.

01:04:33.660 Oh my God!

01:04:35.240 It is war!

01:04:36.340 Right.

01:04:37.200 So then the media media,

01:04:40.100 not just the...

01:04:41.380 Eddie Hearn, Joe Markowski.

01:04:43.720 no mouth no headgear the media media picked up on that and they were like wait a minute this

01:04:50.880 company that comcast or time warner now owns the ceo is death threat yeah is threatening this guy

01:04:57.880 um and then they all hit me up for a statement and i was like i i do not do this this is not my

01:05:04.060 thing so i'm not giving you any state everything that i have wanted to say i said it in my op-ed

01:05:08.600 and then i showed you the the threatening text and i'm not going beyond that class right

01:05:13.300 but and and i and i kind of wanted the uh the guy to be the ceo to be shamed for it because 0.98

01:05:19.720 it's not cool like you're you're in a you're in a position where you you can't do that shit and 0.99

01:05:24.160 also don't threaten people in writing dumbass you idiot so anyway you gotta send those threats by 1.00

01:05:30.060 carrier pigeon dude i've known that for my whole fucking life raise up your window and scream your 1.00

01:05:33.940 head off but as long as a carrier pigeon doesn't have it in writing it needs to be a parrot who 0.99

01:05:38.140 You can regurgitate what you said 1.00

01:05:40.020 and tell him he's going to die, bitch. 1.00

01:05:41.880 Cannon string has worked as well, 1.00

01:05:43.560 but same point.

01:05:45.460 I think a few months after that,

01:05:46.760 he got fired for that.

01:05:48.360 I would assume so.

01:05:50.540 When you start death-threading,

01:05:51.960 you're usually not...

01:05:53.860 Your top talent or whatever,

01:05:55.140 I think the board kicked him off,

01:05:56.780 and I think he's doing fine now.

01:05:58.120 He started another company.

01:05:59.460 He started a new mob squad of killers.

01:06:02.380 I saw him in a meeting a couple years ago,

01:06:04.160 and we didn't talk about it,

01:06:05.440 but it seemed fine.

01:06:07.180 It was okay,

01:06:07.860 and i'm like all right cool he's he's grown up and yeah all that uh so it's all good but

01:06:13.620 look man it was a it was a big company and he grew it from nothing to to being you know

01:06:20.740 sold by fucking disney dude yeah to being sold to disney so it was like it was like his

01:06:24.920 baby i'm sure and he didn't he didn't want um it to look bad and all that i don't know why i'm 0.98

01:06:29.980 making excuses for him yeah i was gonna say interesting all right i didn't i didn't know

01:06:35.280 like that that's the that's the sort of maker studios uh story and i don't i don't like i know

01:06:40.520 people uh back in the day were like yeah you hate makers like no everyone i met that i that worked

01:06:45.160 there i thought was really great yeah i got into the fight with the head guy everyone else was

01:06:49.600 really cool are you still tight with any of the uh og youtubers or any anyone now um that we may

01:06:56.420 have seen online um i don't think so were you i don't think i was ever tight with any of oh this

01:07:03.160 guy um you know lloyd uh from epic rap yes of course yeah so god the best yeah lloyd's my boy

01:07:09.360 the best he's the tall one or shorter one he's a shorter one he has he has other um you know

01:07:14.940 physical characteristics but yes he is shorter than the other one so you're telling me he's so

01:07:18.860 he you're telling me he has more physical characters than just being short or no yeah he

01:07:23.100 definitely i would say he's got more going on than that he's a really talented guy uh he's the

01:07:28.040 talented one no there's do you see what i'm saying i feel you i feel you it's just a quick

01:07:33.200 determinant he's the one on the left he's fucking amazing this one right yeah yeah yeah well because 0.97

01:07:37.560 this one's really tall yes how tall ah shit i don't know no we need a height six some seven 0.98

01:07:43.820 foot nine is he that tall yeah that's lurch yeah he gave up ncaa career to go do comedy music 0.99

01:07:50.880 you're tight you're tight with uh with lloyd oh yeah i'm great well i just had dinner with him

01:07:54.920 a while back oh very cool but i look to be honestly tight with lloyd honestly i'm not

01:07:59.340 i don't i don't i don't say i don't have a lot of friends um but i don't i don't hang out for

01:08:05.900 the sake of hanging out that often yeah we us either us either everyone we like lives in this 0.80

01:08:10.880 house that's a joke that's a fucking you just move them in i mean to an extent you want to move in 0.97

01:08:15.500 it is very hard to hang out i have a hard time uh kicking it with right kicking it back with 0.99

01:08:21.860 the boys i'm either working or kidding with my boys do booze or any of that shit like do you 0.96

01:08:27.400 drink it not really that's like the that's like the oil to hanging out yeah boozing and drugs are 0.93

01:08:32.760 like the oil to hanging out people when you're sober and all you're trying to do is build 0.67

01:08:36.140 businesses hanging out is the biggest fucking detriment ever like you want to do what you 0.96

01:08:40.740 want to go see a movie how the fuck am i going to monetize that it's not even my movie what are 0.99

01:08:45.720 we going to do during that movie yeah what i can i bring my laptop in can i answer emails like what 0.84

01:08:50.700 am I they have Wi-Fi yeah it's it's it's sort of a weird I don't know I don't think I was always

01:08:55.520 like that I think it developed over time where you just work so much and there's like a there's

01:09:00.280 like a sort of an accomplishment factor when you're working and then when you go hang out

01:09:03.820 with someone you're like where's that accomplishment where did it go yeah this feels so weird that's

01:09:09.040 why that's why like doing certain things helps like you go to hang out with someone to like do

01:09:13.080 those painting painting classes where you like paint something together at least you've done

01:09:17.040 something. Oh, yeah. Activities

01:09:19.040 to foster a friendship.

01:09:20.940 Yeah. That works.

01:09:22.980 Versus, like, you know, the people that you want

01:09:24.880 to hang out, that means, like, go sit on their couch and throw back 0.98

01:09:26.800 40-ouncers or fucking PBRs or some 1.00

01:09:28.900 shit. Are you asking me to take a painting 1.00

01:09:30.880 class with you, Mike? Yes. As a matter of fact,

01:09:32.980 yes, I am. I'd like that, guys.

01:09:34.420 I'd like that. Were you hanging on your fridge, Logan?

01:09:37.740 I'd hang it right next to that one.

01:09:39.300 That's some art I made. See, ladies and gentlemen,

01:09:40.800 his fridge is right there because literally

01:09:42.880 that is his kitchen.

01:09:45.020 And I don't know if you know this, but at night,

01:09:46.680 Spencer sleeps right here

01:09:48.800 Right here in this place

01:09:50.300 Back in the day

01:09:51.040 Just pull up a sleeping bag

01:09:52.380 Right right

01:09:52.760 No but we've had 0.97

01:09:53.580 I've had sex right here 0.99

01:09:54.820 Oh that's good 0.99

01:09:56.020 Yeah it was

01:09:57.000 Where where

01:09:57.920 On the counter yeah

01:09:58.740 Yeah right here

01:09:59.280 And right there 0.99

01:10:00.520 She got rug burns though

01:10:01.980 Because it was on the carpet 0.99

01:10:02.760 Yeah

01:10:03.240 By the way that's her fault 0.98

01:10:05.120 She was going too hard 1.00

01:10:06.580 I told her to chill 1.00

01:10:07.440 Who was that again 0.99

01:10:08.840 Full name

01:10:09.280 Just so I can

01:10:10.740 Yeah you know I can't

01:10:11.900 You know I can't do that 0.98

01:10:12.800 Particular one

01:10:13.640 I don't know

01:10:14.960 I have class 0.93

01:10:15.780 I'm not going to reveal all this too much information, goddammit. 0.97

01:10:18.800 Well, we just exploit the shit out of our lives, 0.97

01:10:20.800 and I really do wonder when it's going to stop. 0.96

01:10:23.220 Like, the fact that you said you want to do a real human marriage

01:10:25.340 and not have it on camera, like, I commend you.

01:10:27.260 That's awesome.

01:10:29.140 It doesn't seem so obvious, I know, but also, like,

01:10:31.960 what a great piece of content.

01:10:33.480 No.

01:10:34.540 Snap out of it, Logan.

01:10:35.760 You can do that.

01:10:36.480 Look, people do that all the time.

01:10:38.160 You can do that if you want.

01:10:39.480 I just, I might do it, I might not.

01:10:41.780 I don't think I will.

01:10:42.580 it doesn't benefit me or anyone else in any way for me to like vlog the whole thing why i why i

01:10:48.580 started capturing anything on video was because i love the fact that you will it is a moment

01:10:55.160 preserved in time forever yeah that's true right so it's this double-edged sword of living in the 0.52

01:11:02.760 moment but also the moment moments are fucking fleeting dude i i don't know what happened five 0.61

01:11:07.580 seconds ago i cannot paint the picture for you i can go here though i can go right there and look 0.87

01:11:11.340 at it. This is a class. This is such

01:11:13.360 a big argument right now in our

01:11:14.840 day and age. It's like, do you want

01:11:17.240 to record

01:11:18.260 your grandma's last

01:11:21.300 birthday, happy birthday cake

01:11:23.200 moment? Do you want to record it and watch it back? Or

01:11:25.200 do you want to live it with her?

01:11:27.180 So that she lives it with you and you live it with

01:11:29.260 her? Or do you want to be standing there like, that's right

01:11:31.260 grandma. You look great on the screen

01:11:33.160 and she's like, are you going to fucking 0.99

01:11:35.220 sing the happy birthday or are you just going to look at me on your 1.00

01:11:37.200 phone? It's a big fucking 1.00

01:11:39.140 question. It is the 0.99

01:11:41.340 to be or not to be of our generation?

01:11:45.780 Do you want to live or do you want to film?

01:11:48.400 To film or not to film.

01:11:49.720 That's it.

01:11:50.620 And it's a big question for you.

01:11:51.940 And that is our Hamlet for sure.

01:11:53.720 100%.

01:11:54.080 Especially with your prearranged engagement

01:11:57.560 that you've already run through multiple times

01:11:59.220 with all the specs and everything.

01:12:00.600 She's like, you said 126.

01:12:03.020 We'd be on It's a Small World After All.

01:12:05.000 What is the holdup?

01:12:06.440 Why are we still standing here?

01:12:08.760 She knows the whole thing. 0.98

01:12:09.580 Because I got a respiratory infection, goddammit. 0.94

01:12:11.380 I got coronavirus. 0.95

01:12:12.460 Come on. 1.00

01:12:13.800 Damn. 1.00

01:12:14.900 God, it ruins so much for me. 1.00

01:12:16.660 I'm so bitter about it.

01:12:18.360 That's why I got to come on this podcast and talk about it.

01:12:20.320 Piss me off.

01:12:20.940 Are you on the TikTok?

01:12:23.880 I'm not.

01:12:24.880 No?

01:12:25.340 What are your thoughts?

01:12:25.760 You adapted to Facebook.

01:12:27.220 So I'm 38, so I'm probably 36 years old.

01:12:31.040 36 years too old to be on TikTok.

01:12:32.680 Oh, oh.

01:12:35.440 Yes, you're right.

01:12:36.560 I'm probably 36.

01:12:37.300 Yeah, probably 30.

01:12:37.900 Yeah, exactly.

01:12:38.300 He's 35.

01:12:38.880 Exactly.

01:12:39.120 despises tiktok i'm even i'm even 24 dude i found myself lip-syncing at tiktok yesterday i'm like 0.88

01:12:44.460 what the fuck am i you're not the only influencer to to to say i i buddy with a guy who rubs out

01:12:51.520 who works with a bunch of influencers and he's like they and anyone over 18 who makes content 0.99

01:12:57.240 for it like any influencer who feels like they have to do it they all complain about it because 0.98

01:13:00.520 they're like man i'm i got a college degree and i'm over here lip-syncing to fucking taylor swift 0.94

01:13:05.300 this is ridiculous if you can make if if if you can make a tiktok like truthfully really funny 0.96

01:13:11.340 and if i can find that spark that made me start doing vines and like that creativity and i like

01:13:16.840 the product it like i made two yesterday that are actually amazing awesome and i watch them

01:13:21.500 and i'm actually gonna post it when i post on twitter the caption is gonna be i think something

01:13:24.660 like wow i made a tiktok and i actually don't hate this one so if you if you can if you can

01:13:29.920 adapt it to again just believe it or not make you happy you'll probably be all right yeah now

01:13:34.780 of course and at some point i might but i just don't that demo is so young so young so young for

01:13:40.880 me so young and maybe when they grow up also you know this argument could have been made two years

01:13:45.460 ago for snapchat and i didn't really do the snapchat thing and then it kind of stuck around

01:13:50.800 and it kind of went away and so tiktok that could be the case for tiktok maybe not who knows it could

01:13:55.260 be the next big thing but i'll tell you this much in two years it's gonna be a completely different

01:13:58.120 one it'll be a new one it'll be like have you been on what you know shablam no quibby quibby

01:14:04.560 have you been on

01:14:05.380 do you have a show

01:14:06.780 on Quibi

01:14:07.200 do you have a show

01:14:07.680 on Quibi

01:14:08.040 if you're on Quibi

01:14:09.800 as a creator

01:14:10.300 are you a quiver

01:14:10.940 nobody likes a quiver

01:14:12.980 quivering

01:14:13.380 I'm a quiver

01:14:14.720 is she a quiver

01:14:16.800 is Reese Witherspoon

01:14:17.780 a quiver

01:14:18.420 who else

01:14:19.520 have you seen Reese 1.00

01:14:20.200 without her spoon

01:14:20.840 ever

01:14:21.200 quiver

01:14:22.780 god

01:14:25.160 that easily

01:14:29.680 and it could have

01:14:30.780 flown so far

01:14:31.600 under the radar

01:14:32.280 and I hope

01:14:33.820 someone else heard it besides me, but I caught

01:14:35.880 it last second. It just wasn't fucking 0.98

01:14:37.640 incredible. I didn't hear it. What happened? 0.87

01:14:39.480 I think you have to go back and watch it.

01:14:42.580 Hey, shake my hands.

01:14:44.920 That was, I still,

01:14:46.480 that was great.

01:14:48.360 That was real. Did you hear it?

01:14:51.680 Just Reese Witherspoon, bro. Check it out.

01:14:56.400 This is Reese Witherspoon

01:14:58.080 and this is Reese Without Her Spoon.

01:15:02.320 That's pretty clever.

01:15:03.180 I know

01:15:04.120 I'm sorry

01:15:04.960 There's just certain things

01:15:05.880 I just can't

01:15:06.820 This is a lot for me dude

01:15:09.040 That one was tricky

01:15:10.940 That one was tricky

01:15:11.560 Dad jokes

01:15:12.920 I love dad jokes

01:15:15.000 Want to hear my favorite one?

01:15:16.520 I told it on two podcasts ago

01:15:18.020 If you take the filter

01:15:20.820 Out of a vacuum cleaner

01:15:22.760 Give it a good scrub

01:15:24.320 You become the vacuum cleaner

01:15:27.080 Are you too smart for dad jokes?

01:15:31.220 You can predict the outcome?

01:15:32.380 No, it's because he'll never be a dad.

01:15:33.860 There you go.

01:15:35.140 Look, first of all, that's not a really high bar that you're setting there.

01:15:38.360 Are you too smart for that?

01:15:39.500 No, you can just, you see it coming from a mile away.

01:15:41.640 Yeah.

01:15:42.500 I mean, come on.

01:15:43.020 Like as a person who has spent a lot of time writing jokes, you see them coming.

01:15:47.160 Let's play a game.

01:15:49.120 What do we got?

01:15:50.880 It's called Nazi.

01:15:52.120 Yahtzee.

01:15:53.020 What? 1.00

01:15:53.840 Yahtzee.

01:15:54.200 There goes the monetization on this episode.

01:15:55.780 It was a callback.

01:15:56.940 My ears are sweating.

01:15:58.340 No, it happens to all of us.

01:15:59.560 It does, trust me.

01:16:00.260 This game is called First Word with Ray William Johnson.

01:16:05.320 I was going to clap again.

01:16:06.520 I'm not going to clap.

01:16:07.020 We have a list of creators, and we want you to say the first word that comes to your mind.

01:16:11.020 And I think you'll know these ones.

01:16:13.220 A list of creators.

01:16:14.320 That's right.

01:16:15.000 Like internet creators.

01:16:16.260 Yep.

01:16:17.340 What's the first word for that guy?

01:16:18.620 Oh, do I?

01:16:19.020 Okay.

01:16:19.260 So I have to look up here?

01:16:20.440 Yes.

01:16:20.780 Oh, okay.

01:16:21.240 I know the rules.

01:16:21.920 First word, but with is cut off.

01:16:23.360 So first word, if Ray William Johnson.

01:16:25.900 Here we go.

01:16:26.740 Vif.

01:16:28.360 Lumberjack?

01:16:30.260 You're fine.

01:16:33.120 Son of a lumberjack.

01:16:36.340 His mustache and that one kind of...

01:16:38.100 I hope there's not inside jokes that I'm stepping on. 1.00

01:16:42.040 Oh, I like her.

01:16:43.300 She's great. 0.82

01:16:45.140 Sweetheart.

01:16:45.840 Yes. 0.97

01:16:49.900 Wants to marry into the lumberjack family, but can't. 0.99

01:16:52.580 They just can't.

01:16:53.460 They'll never get accepted from the dad.

01:16:55.300 Sorry.

01:16:58.740 Clean cut.

01:17:00.160 Yeah.

01:17:00.540 I'm going for hairstyles here.

01:17:02.040 Yep, yep.

01:17:02.360 All right.

01:17:03.180 Oh, no.

01:17:03.600 Why always?

01:17:07.480 Broke Adam Sandler?

01:17:08.840 Oh!

01:17:11.400 No?

01:17:12.140 You had to do one word.

01:17:13.840 Broke?

01:17:14.300 How about just broke?

01:17:18.160 Okay, one word, water boy.

01:17:20.140 Nice.

01:17:20.480 Yeah.

01:17:22.120 That was awesome.

01:17:23.060 Thank you, Ray.

01:17:24.700 Ray, amen.

01:17:25.400 Ray, amen.

01:17:26.160 I think that's, I think.

01:17:27.460 Oh, that was it?

01:17:28.400 Yeah.

01:17:28.960 Okay.

01:17:29.080 Sorry, I don't recognize a lot of the people there.

01:17:34.160 That's actually fascinating.

01:17:35.980 That David Dobrik to you is just a person

01:17:37.920 that will never be a lumberjack.

01:17:39.680 That's all he is to you.

01:17:40.900 He's the world's biggest creator.

01:17:42.180 I mean, I'm sure he's a great person.

01:17:45.280 I'm sure he could probably hack away some logs too.

01:17:49.040 Oh, David, yeah. 0.98

01:17:50.020 Chop the shit out of some logs. 0.99

01:17:51.940 Again, I know how offended internet influencers get 0.99

01:17:55.600 when you don't know who they are.

01:17:56.800 I feel like I feel like I feel like it's the ones who almost and could be great and like top tier that get offended because they're still in like that phase where you maybe have to put on an ego to embody the role of what it means to be they're in the they're in the fake it part of the fake it till you make it exactly and these ones all have made it but they don't give a fuck okay they're all doing their thing I think it's because they're in a bubble to be honest I mean that I think they're surrounded by people who know them and like them and

01:18:26.780 give them shit and treat them a certain way and then suddenly they step out of the bubble and it's 0.99

01:18:30.740 like oh no i maybe i've seen you i'm not really sure i don't really watch and they're like oh but 1.00

01:18:34.860 this is bullshit yeah i can't believe oh you haven't seen my toy unboxing podcast i'm ryan's

01:18:40.780 toy time it's one podcast one whole podcast dedicated to one toy and that is us you haven't 0.98

01:18:46.260 seen it no dude sorry i'm so sorry i have no idea what you're talking about do you think part of the

01:18:52.180 reason why they uh are as big as they are is because they wouldn't get offended or don't get 0.91

01:18:57.080 offended when people don't know who they are like they don't get offended by shit so easy because 0.92

01:19:01.120 how much does thick skin contribute to uh overall success on the internet i mean it's it's everything 0.96

01:19:07.240 that's that's part of what my um that's part of what my ted talk was going to be about was dealing

01:19:12.140 with fear of judgment and and so important everyone naturally has a fear of of judgment

01:19:18.360 to some degree it's like we're hardwired for it and i can get into the science of it but i don't

01:19:22.320 have to but everyone's naturally hardwired for that so when it takes a special kind of crazy

01:19:28.380 to put yourself in a position where you're on stage or you're on camera and you're you're in

01:19:33.140 a situation where more people are going to judge you openly than they would uh in a normal scenario

01:19:39.840 and it yeah you got to be a little nuts to sort of want that right to bring it upon yourself right

01:19:44.900 Like to bring it upon yourself and then to have to deal with it and then put that face

01:19:49.540 on of like, okay, I'm, this is fine.

01:19:52.580 Like, you know, one person said they hate me today and that's not going to ruin my day.

01:19:56.980 You know how like, you know, you have those days and then you read that one comment and 1.00

01:20:00.220 you're like, I'll fucking kill that guy. 0.98

01:20:02.140 You know, like it just ruins every, it doesn't matter if 19 people told you you're amazing. 1.00

01:20:07.060 You get that one at that right time and it like destroys your soul.

01:20:10.400 I know so much.

01:20:11.540 I'll tell you, I'll give you this rule of mine.

01:20:13.580 It probably wouldn't work for you.

01:20:14.900 But it works for me.

01:20:16.020 It probably wouldn't work for you because I think the style of content that you do, which is more involved in the influencer scene.

01:20:22.780 Got it.

01:20:23.280 But so 10 – about 10 years ago, I watched – there was like a video someone sent to me, and it was about me, and I watched it, and it was a fan.

01:20:33.000 And I want to say it was some young girl, and she was like, Ray's amazing.

01:20:36.740 He's the most amazing person in the world.

01:20:38.660 He's so funny.

01:20:39.160 And I was like, oh, that's sweet.

01:20:40.340 Oh, good for her. 0.59

01:20:41.100 Gave it a like and maybe a comment or whatever.

01:20:42.860 and then i watched another one and it was some guy and he was like raise the biggest piece of 1.00

01:20:47.800 shit yeah i if i ever saw him i'd punch him right in the dick and i i and it was like um it wasn't 0.99

01:20:54.600 just that it was like saying things that i had done that i was like i i didn't do that that 1.00

01:20:59.140 wasn't me um which is another rule you learn as an influencer if people can't find shit about you

01:21:03.720 they'll just make it up oh yeah that's that's a lot of fun but anyway so i watched these two

01:21:07.480 videos back to back and this was i i believe i'm still living in new york so i believe it was 2010

01:21:13.840 and i said i'm never gonna watch a video about myself again and i swear to god i have not nice

01:21:20.680 i swear to god nice if if someone sends me a video and says they talk about you i don't watch it if

01:21:25.100 my name's in the title i don't watch it even if i think it's positive will you watch this do not

01:21:29.020 watch it i will watch this because i'm involved in it right that's a little different but i don't

01:21:33.580 watch it and it's not because you know i can't deal with hater comments actually psychologically

01:21:39.520 i think that either of those perspectives in either of those videos aren't healthy because

01:21:45.820 no matter what this young girl says i'm not the most amazing person in the world right and it's

01:21:50.660 not healthy for me to believe that nor am i the biggest piece of trash in the world and it's not

01:21:54.680 healthy for anyone to believe that either and so what happens to these influencers i think and why

01:21:59.460 they get these these weird egos is like you're being pulled in completely polar opposite directions

01:22:05.780 in a stage where you're trying to figure out who you are and and likely you you know you land

01:22:11.400 somewhere on the spectrum of you know being awesome to like being a turd sometimes yeah right

01:22:15.600 but they're trying to figure out who they are and some days they believe this group and some days

01:22:20.400 they believe this group and i think it makes them really manic and it's not good for them so i

01:22:24.900 completely stay away from that stuff and frankly

01:22:26.940 I've probably avoided

01:22:29.340 a lot of drama from it too

01:22:30.900 I love that theory

01:22:32.740 I think you're spot on

01:22:34.320 thank me for coming to your TED talk 0.88

01:22:36.540 that was fucking awesome 0.89

01:22:38.000 that's really true 0.97

01:22:41.460 I never once thought about it like that

01:22:43.200 in my entire life but it's so true

01:22:44.540 some days you're the hammer

01:22:46.400 some days you're the nail when it comes to comments

01:22:48.200 and some days you're the funniest guy and some days you're not

01:22:50.520 and that definitely has an effect

01:22:53.040 that going back and forth between

01:22:54.460 turd and

01:22:55.700 amazing as you said

01:22:58.520 yeah and like look

01:23:00.380 I refuse

01:23:02.460 to be a part 1.00

01:23:04.660 of the bullshit story that someone tells 1.00

01:23:06.560 themselves about me 0.99

01:23:07.340 and no one that knows me I believe

01:23:10.620 has ever like made a video about me

01:23:12.420 because anyone that knows me would call me and be like hey I have a

01:23:14.560 problem with you or whatever

01:23:15.780 so I haven't I don't necessarily

01:23:18.360 like lost anything from missing out

01:23:20.580 on any of this stuff and occasionally

01:23:22.400 i'll see comments that are like hey this and it's like a username like this person like whoever i 0.74

01:23:28.280 don't fucking recognize it they made it yeah they made a video about you you should watch it 0.68

01:23:32.580 well i mean also like the the other question is like how much at the end of the day do you really 0.99

01:23:38.180 give a shit what the audience says about the performer like you're the performer you're the 0.94

01:23:42.940 person that's and and we talked about this the other day there's two very different approaches 0.99

01:23:46.380 there's either the person that takes critique takes a lot of that feedback and just swims in

01:23:51.640 and tries to digest what's like what's constructive because sometimes there's little nuggets of

01:23:55.920 constructive or critique in there and then there's people that i i relate more to that are just like

01:24:00.680 i don't really give a fuck unless like in all honesty i'm producing the content i want to 0.99

01:24:04.140 produce if you like it fan fucking task if you don't go fuck yourself like i don't care i don't 0.99

01:24:10.240 give a fuck so like unless you have very specific uh criticism or critique for me which we had some 1.00

01:24:16.280 on this show recently where it was like yo like pull a little bit back a little bit let other 0.99

01:24:19.700 people like whatever you have that kind of stuff great i'll listen to it i'll take it yeah but for

01:24:23.200 the most part like i don't really there's a reason why i'm here and there's an audience that's

01:24:27.240 watching or that you're here and there's an audience watching if they want to create their

01:24:31.120 own content then they should do that you know i'm saying as opposed to telling you all the time 1.00

01:24:34.920 like yo you suck you fucking suck or you're great or whatever i there's definitely that i'm i'd like 0.99

01:24:40.400 to consider myself a bit more receptive to uh to to notes delivered in any fashion you're big on 1.00

01:24:46.560 the delivery right it's not what you say it's how you say it i don't give a fuck yeah it's what you 1.00

01:24:50.820 say i don't care how you say it if i if you think watching right now i'm a piece of shit you'll let 0.99

01:24:56.200 me know and by the way i'll listen i'll be like okay what what did i do i wonder what i did for 0.96

01:25:00.320 me to be better when i talk with gary vaynerchuk for our documentary the maverick documentary 0.99

01:25:04.000 he said you know if sally pants 9147 leaves a comment that she sucks like or you suck maybe 0.98

01:25:11.700 maybe she's right like why why why does she think that let's see if i can flip her because by the 0.99

01:25:15.700 end of my life i would love to flip everyone who's ever said anything negative about me 0.98

01:25:18.940 and instead of doing the fuck you and banishing them forever i believe i believe i can flip them 0.98

01:25:26.860 i just need a little bit of time and i and i would disagree 100 with gv on that one just because 0.99

01:25:31.860 there's a lot of people out there who just want to say you suck no thought no reason for sure 0.79

01:25:36.620 for sure but what if what if the person that is throwing out those mindless uh pointless 0.99

01:25:43.180 mean negative comments

01:25:44.780 could be flipped

01:25:45.940 to being a good

01:25:47.640 hopeful optimistic

01:25:48.800 young person

01:25:49.900 because of your content

01:25:51.760 and what if they can't

01:25:52.880 they can't

01:25:53.460 you want to know why

01:25:54.060 they can't

01:25:54.460 they can't 0.99

01:25:54.640 it's a fool's errand 0.98

01:25:56.680 to spend all of your time 0.98

01:25:58.580 trying to flip people's opinions

01:25:59.720 I'm not

01:26:00.600 the best thing you can do

01:26:02.180 is be

01:26:02.700 the real you

01:26:04.340 the authentic you

01:26:05.340 100%

01:26:05.860 the best version of you

01:26:07.060 and hope that they get on board

01:26:08.480 for sure

01:26:08.800 but I got

01:26:09.260 60 more years to do that

01:26:11.220 like

01:26:11.520 I'm sure I'll be able to flip some people

01:26:13.960 I've already flipped people in the past like 6 months

01:26:15.760 Yeah but you do that by being

01:26:18.020 Like yourself

01:26:18.960 The you that your friends like being around

01:26:21.620 That version of you

01:26:22.940 So if they don't like that now I'm like

01:26:24.560 If they don't like that you're not like

01:26:27.880 Man I'm not good enough

01:26:29.160 I'm not doing it right

01:26:30.380 They're just not into me

01:26:32.500 Some people just don't like the color purple

01:26:35.100 And if you wear purple they're gonna stick the middle finger to your face

01:26:37.980 One of my favorite Jay Z quotes

01:26:39.400 Only God can judge me so I'm gone

01:26:41.060 Either love me or leave me alone.

01:26:42.960 That's it. 1.00

01:26:43.640 Either love me or leave me the fuck. 1.00

01:26:44.780 Like I don't get like either you fuck with me and you like what I do and you like what 1.00

01:26:48.080 I produce or just go do something else. 0.98

01:26:50.080 Unless you have very specific critique or criticism that could tell me how to do better.

01:26:55.560 If you want to deliver a warm heart, everything I write when I tell, give Logan a note, it

01:27:00.880 is thought out to a T and I try to do the best possible job I can telling him how to

01:27:06.180 do a better job, how you say things. 1.00

01:27:09.300 you suck 1.00

01:27:10.600 helps no one 1.00

01:27:11.920 it helps absolutely no one 0.98

01:27:13.000 it doesn't tell why the person sucks 0.84

01:27:15.080 it doesn't tell what you're feeling 0.93

01:27:16.300 it does nothing

01:27:16.840 what do I do with that 0.58

01:27:17.900 you're a simp 1.00

01:27:19.120 you're a loser 1.00

01:27:20.240 you're a piece of shit 1.00

01:27:21.200 what is a simp by the way 1.00

01:27:21.480 it's the one thing that's going around

01:27:22.560 I don't know

01:27:23.000 it's like somebody that like

01:27:24.840 tries so hard to be with a girl

01:27:26.260 but never hooks up with a girl

01:27:27.340 simp

01:27:27.860 a simple person lacking common sense 1.00

01:27:29.520 a fool 1.00

01:27:29.820 today I learned I was a simp for 38 years 1.00

01:27:32.360 a man that puts himself

01:27:34.040 in a subservient submission position 0.95

01:27:35.640 under women 1.00

01:27:36.400 in hopes of winning them over 1.00

01:27:37.420 without a female bringing anything to the table

01:27:39.180 i'm sorry what are you reading the urban dictionary definition i like what you said 0.90

01:27:45.480 about the the videos the one praising you and the one that's showing the disdain for you

01:27:49.760 because they're gonna go in they're gonna go in either how many times have you put out a video

01:27:54.080 and every comment is like yeah logan paul he's all right never like it never happens 0.96

01:27:58.820 no it's gonna be he sucks or he's amazing right or or this other person in this video sucks or 0.99

01:28:05.840 they're gonna say something um you know sexually suggestive about the women in the video that's 0.98

01:28:10.100 awful right but not like none of that i'm not saying none of it can't be helpful maybe it can

01:28:15.960 like what do you comment my videos now yeah yo you you all right yeah he's all right no he's he's

01:28:21.100 decent he's a decent guy he's decent he pays his bills on time well that's the worst thing that's

01:28:24.800 the worst comment anyone could ever give you uh give or take that's the worst thing you could ever

01:28:30.260 get because but because here's the thing people watching your videos and hating you and commenting

01:28:35.200 it and people watching your videos and loving you and commenting on it is all engagement that's

01:28:38.860 driving ads ad revenue and revenue for you and and views somebody that doesn't care enough

01:28:43.840 i'm not gonna watch i don't care that's your biggest problem i agree with you um from a uh

01:28:49.620 a utility sorry how do i say this from a from a logistics perspective um because you know that

01:28:56.160 old saying um all publicity is good publicity i actually don't think that's true i agree with you

01:29:00.900 i think so fucking false i think bad publicity is actually better publicity because negativity 0.84

01:29:07.320 travels faster and farther yep so if you're getting a shitload of negative comments 0.97

01:29:11.280 now i you're in in terms of the business you're doing it you're actually doing it right which i 0.98

01:29:16.860 hate to say i hate it and i don't like that and i don't like to do that shit but like yeah you 0.93

01:29:21.860 get people mad at you you want to play the villain that's a role that some people have 0.97

01:29:25.300 stepped into and they've made a career out of it sure sometimes though you you can go you can

01:29:29.180 shoot yourself in the foot like

01:29:30.220 nearly 100% of the time you can 0.99

01:29:33.140 shoot yourself in the foot

01:29:34.140 I'm saying there's stuff you just can't come back from 0.99

01:29:37.340 I'm thinking about that girl who threw a

01:29:39.220 cat on the live stream right now or the girl who beat 0.83

01:29:41.160 her dog up wait a minute what

01:29:43.020 so Alinity's the cat 1.00

01:29:45.120 one and she just got beat up by her

01:29:47.120 cat now the other day so it's even

01:29:48.840 1-1 so she threw her cat and Alinity

01:29:51.080 she's a twitch streamer she was singing

01:29:52.980 the other day and the cat really got her

01:29:54.960 they have it in slow mo 0.99

01:29:56.180 the cat pulled the skin off of her 1.00

01:29:58.940 with the T

01:29:59.680 and you zoom in

01:30:00.960 and you can see 1.00

01:30:01.580 you fucking lied 0.99

01:30:02.460 why did the cat do that 1.00

01:30:03.400 uh

01:30:04.160 why did the cat

01:30:05.100 did anyone ask it

01:30:06.480 Alenity's cat 1.00

01:30:07.800 finally gets revenge 0.92

01:30:08.620 I mean 0.99

01:30:10.080 it really fucking got her 0.99

01:30:11.720 oh yeah she's hot 1.00

01:30:12.400 wait a minute 1.00

01:30:12.960 wait a minute

01:30:13.540 was she mean to the cat

01:30:14.960 or was this just a cat

01:30:15.860 being a weird cat

01:30:16.660 she threw her cat once 0.99

01:30:17.640 the cat doesn't like 0.99

01:30:18.460 when she sings

01:30:19.220 and I think she was

01:30:20.360 singing again

01:30:21.160 the cat doesn't like

01:30:23.240 what she 0.85

01:30:23.440 is this it

01:30:24.060 yeah 1.00

01:30:24.480 oh shit 1.00

01:30:28.740 This cat scratched the shit out of her 1.00

01:30:31.720 No, bit 1.00

01:30:32.280 Yo, look at it 1.00

01:30:39.280 Right now it's like, fuck you, bitch 1.00

01:30:40.840 You heard? 1.00

01:30:42.000 Bro, the cat strikes back

01:30:44.000 Oh my god

01:30:48.580 Wow

01:30:50.080 And so this went really big

01:30:55.360 Because the story about her throwing the cat

01:30:57.280 is a viral story

01:30:58.100 in the Twitch community

01:30:58.780 and every time

01:30:59.660 something happens

01:31:00.140 on Twitch

01:31:00.680 she got no repercussion

01:31:02.460 for throwing her cat

01:31:03.240 so every time 1.00

01:31:03.860 like a girl's nipple 1.00

01:31:04.620 slips out 0.99

01:31:05.140 and they get banned

01:31:05.700 they say

01:31:06.080 but you can abuse animals

01:31:07.720 and so everybody

01:31:08.700 was waiting for the cat

01:31:09.740 to strike back 1.00

01:31:10.460 and it fucking 1.00

01:31:10.940 it got her 0.99

01:31:12.060 it got her good

01:31:13.400 that was a strong buddy 1.00

01:31:14.960 strong fucking buddy 0.99

01:31:16.020 yeah 1.00

01:31:16.260 wow

01:31:17.200 I watched the

01:31:18.160 the Drake

01:31:19.660 rap radar

01:31:20.960 interview

01:31:21.960 and I took notes on it

01:31:23.440 I think he's

01:31:24.000 I think he's the goat

01:31:24.780 I think he's incredibly wise

01:31:26.260 You mean like as a person?

01:31:28.120 Yeah, he doesn't think he's a goat.

01:31:30.660 I mean, you like him as a singer

01:31:32.620 or you like him as the wisdom that he has to offer?

01:31:34.840 I don't believe Drake is a farm animal.

01:31:38.040 No, both.

01:31:38.740 Both. 0.70

01:31:39.700 That's why I think he's the goat. 0.54

01:31:41.620 Okay.

01:31:42.040 I love him as a person

01:31:43.460 and I really love his music.

01:31:45.240 You have an opinion.

01:31:46.140 I can tell.

01:31:46.900 No, I was listening.

01:31:48.580 Sorry, no, I was listening.

01:31:49.720 So I was watching this

01:31:50.320 and one of the notes I took was

01:31:51.440 he said he tries never to get caught up

01:31:54.440 too much in the highs or the lows.

01:31:56.260 which is kind of what you were saying

01:31:57.300 and your sentiment towards reacting

01:31:58.760 towards both videos.

01:31:59.660 The really good ones

01:32:00.620 that tell you how great you are

01:32:01.720 and the really bad ones.

01:32:03.120 I mean, it's all noise, dude.

01:32:04.540 It's cool.

01:32:05.280 It needs to be all noise

01:32:06.300 or it'll pull you in each direction

01:32:07.820 that it goes from day to day. 1.00

01:32:10.480 It sucks. 1.00

01:32:10.920 Right here. 1.00

01:32:11.300 Right here.

01:32:11.760 And right here,

01:32:13.100 if you stay in your circle 1.00

01:32:14.280 and do the shit you love to do 1.00

01:32:15.300 and don't be too influenced 0.99

01:32:16.360 by the people watching

01:32:17.140 and the people just doing this

01:32:18.820 because they can type on a keyboard,

01:32:20.580 yeah, you'll be good.

01:32:21.640 The one thing I took out of this conversation today,

01:32:24.000 by the way, too,

01:32:24.500 is um both of you guys have done such a good job of breaking out like you you uh you went into like

01:32:30.680 stand up and then ted and now you're starting a clothing company helping people you with boxing

01:32:34.360 and i think that that's kind of overlooked when it comes to internet creators and like youtubers

01:32:38.660 of how important it is to step out of that out of that realm and into like something new whether

01:32:42.640 it be like yeah like traditional media whatever you know so yeah because look uh despite what

01:32:48.620 anyone tell me offer you a little bit of wisdom which you you already know i'm sure despite what

01:32:53.320 anyone tells you the way 99% of people experience success is not in this really straight long line

01:33:00.200 that lasts their entire life. Even, even if it, from the outside, even if it looks like that,

01:33:04.820 even if you look at Tom Cruise, you're like, well, he's been successful for, for years. And

01:33:08.720 you go, no, no, no. That's only because you, you're not zoomed in far enough. Success comes

01:33:12.760 in pockets, right? Right. And so you gotta like, you gotta like catch each pocket as it comes

01:33:17.300 because everything changes over time. I think I referenced it earlier where, you know,

01:33:22.520 podcast might be out of favor in two years and then you got to be then you got to like do the

01:33:26.480 next thing you you what you don't want to do is be like well i'm going down with this ship

01:33:30.080 guess what's going to happen you're going to go down with the ship you're going to go down with

01:33:33.620 it yeah i love that advice yeah it's it's a series of crests and troughs highs and lows and you just

01:33:39.800 all you have to do very simple have more wins than you do losses yes and and stay on the up and up

01:33:44.680 but if any any normal person's uh progression to success looks like this and i i'm on the camera's

01:33:52.100 anyway so right let's see how there's ups and downs little ones and then some no but then

01:33:58.320 sometimes sometimes for my case yeah or no and everyone yeah but and everyone keep on that up

01:34:04.740 and up yeah always always and and yeah you jump from like pocket to pocket and that's that's the

01:34:11.300 thing man when people talk about success like a thing i look at it as more of a personality trait

01:34:16.780 one that you can develop over time if you want so you say someone is successful and i say well

01:34:21.900 they're a successful person meaning that no matter what comes their way they're gonna make it work

01:34:26.100 yeah oh that's awesome most really successful stories i know of are of successful people

01:34:32.020 like like like they they did this for a while they were very successful in that arena right they went

01:34:37.200 so not not most i guess but a lot of the stories of successful people are successful people like

01:34:41.480 you said you have a lot of really strong insight i didn't know that you were gonna bring this i 0.94

01:34:45.460 agree this has been a really good show i was gonna say this was fucking phenomenal bro you

01:34:50.140 are incredibly wise and articulate oh thanks man yeah of course dude uh and not that my validation 0.87

01:34:55.260 means anything but uh but i i i'm blessed you just tramp stamped him secondarily it does it

01:35:01.280 means a lot to him so yeah my my advice to you and well to really anyone about um being successful

01:35:07.860 because i get asked about that a lot and i'm sure you do too is develop that personality trait yeah

01:35:11.920 don't wait for luck to come along luck happens you can we can point to a million people who got lucky

01:35:16.360 but luck luck happens but it doesn't stick around luck happens once maybe twice in your life right

01:35:23.240 the people who stay successful for a long time that's not luck that is that is something that

01:35:27.380 they are doing in their approach to every single thing they do that they make it work facts right

01:35:32.880 there's a reason why you went from being um successful on vine to having a successful

01:35:37.580 podcast to you know you're getting all the the i don't know how successful you are in boxing but 0.99

01:35:42.220 I'm sure you're kicking some ass. 0.98

01:35:44.020 Anyway, that's not even true. 0.99

01:35:45.900 He's a very good boxer.

01:35:47.420 He just hasn't turned the engine on completely yet.

01:35:51.220 I'm not ready yet.

01:35:52.260 I'm not ready.

01:35:52.840 I'm going to...

01:35:53.280 I'm warming up. 0.98

01:35:54.020 I'll hit him next time.

01:35:55.280 The one other thing you pointed at a little bit

01:35:57.760 when you were saying about successful people too

01:35:59.240 is they diversify.

01:36:02.260 Think about it.

01:36:03.120 The success rate of somebody who tries a lot of things

01:36:05.360 is probably higher than somebody that says,

01:36:07.160 I really like this and I'm going to do just that.

01:36:10.100 most of the really uber successful people you know have tried a million things before the first

01:36:15.280 thing hits you know what i'm saying and maybe some of the other ones hit pretty well but then 0.97

01:36:19.240 that one booms you know you gotta try things get out there and do shit you're you're if your video 0.92

01:36:24.780 game thing had taken off we'd all be playing battlegrounds or whatever right yeah right 0.97

01:36:29.620 you'd be doing that instead of this because you just that's that's the way it happens man by the

01:36:33.880 way i i just i don't know i don't know alinity or like anything about her but like i feel bad

01:36:39.700 because I know what it's like to be pinned

01:36:41.380 is that one person who did that one thing.

01:36:43.100 I don't subscribe to that whatsoever.

01:36:44.960 She gets that.

01:36:47.060 Yeah, it's even, but I even.

01:36:50.820 Yeah, she's cool.

01:36:51.780 She's not the girl who got attacked by her cat.

01:36:53.260 But even before that,

01:36:54.080 I didn't even see the Catherine video.

01:36:57.360 I want to see that as well.

01:36:58.200 It's jokes.

01:36:58.780 It's all jokes, dude.

01:37:00.200 They squash the beams.

01:37:01.360 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:02.380 All right.

01:37:03.420 Ray, thank you.

01:37:04.620 I want to see this TED Talk,

01:37:06.140 so if you can risk getting the coronavirus

01:37:08.100 and going to Belgium for it.

01:37:09.220 I'll give it at some point.

01:37:10.440 Maybe not,

01:37:10.880 just maybe not this round

01:37:11.800 because, you know.

01:37:12.860 Okay.

01:37:13.320 That makes sense.

01:37:14.060 Where can they find you

01:37:14.820 on social media

01:37:15.440 if they want to do that?

01:37:16.900 You can search me,

01:37:17.980 Ray William Johnson.

01:37:18.820 That's my handle everywhere.

01:37:21.660 That makes sense.

01:37:23.280 Facebook, YouTube, Instagram.

01:37:25.700 I run like 12 Facebook accounts.

01:37:27.460 You got you.

01:37:28.080 You got you.

01:37:28.620 All that make money

01:37:30.180 doing different things.

01:37:31.140 Facebook.

01:37:31.340 They're different branded.

01:37:32.340 Sharp.

01:37:32.740 It's crazy.

01:37:33.480 Anyway, but yeah.

01:37:34.720 Very cool.

01:37:35.300 Very cool.

01:37:35.820 Thank you for coming on, brother.

01:37:36.800 Yeah, of course.

01:37:37.380 Thanks for having me, guys.

01:37:37.940 And for everyone listening,

01:37:38.760 thanks for being a part of our now

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01:37:43.640 we love you we'll see you next time

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