Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E167 Logan Paul on Coronavirus Fears, Self-Isolation, and Toilet Paper - IMPAULSIVE EP. 167

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00:01:55.620 microphone i hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other you never seen italy so quiet as

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00:02:07.400 thursday on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts and last night

00:02:12.800 she let it slip that she ran out of toilet paper and so she just hit me up and she said hey i said

00:02:17.100 hey she said i need to come over i said why so you can poop and she said don't be rude like

00:02:22.260 people are just using me for my toilets now and my tp and my supplies and resources that's not right

00:02:26.680 welcome back to channel 4 news with your lead anchor logan paul

00:02:44.180 spencer taylor with weather and mike malak with sports

00:02:52.240 welcome back to impulsive guys the number one podcast in the world

00:02:57.740 we tried and uh you know it's getting a lot easier now uh that coronavirus is going around 0.77

00:03:04.660 let's let's be honest it's pretty much all we're gonna fucking talk about today but i'm saying

00:03:08.660 everyone's at home everyone's quarantined self-isolating so they need content they 0.66

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00:03:28.820 spencer taylor's back oh thank you mike here put this on get someone spence too because we don't

00:03:34.940 know where he's been wow that's a lot spencer well just because you've been gone i don't know 0.84

00:03:39.100 where the fuck you been dude yeah true you've been in hawaii you moved to hawaii you left us 0.98

00:03:43.760 to rot here in seno california and uh you're back here for a boys only podcast yeah i missed you 0.99

00:03:49.860 guys a lot honestly we missed you too man we missed your energy big time how how is it it's

00:03:54.360 good yeah it's good yeah i think i mean i don't know if we're gonna dive right in i i realized

00:04:00.300 why i had an emotional breakdown why why i think i think it was because like i really obviously i

00:04:08.200 fucking love you guys and um i think there was just distance that i felt from you off camera

00:04:15.700 like behind the scenes like as a kid i always dreamt of having that robin big uh dynamic the 0.97

00:04:23.240 fantasy factory the the house and like that's here and so anytime i try to find that elsewhere

00:04:28.580 like i don't have that are you telling us are you moving back in i'm moving back in guys

00:04:33.960 I knew he'd come back

00:04:36.120 Here's the only problem

00:04:36.940 Unfortunately we can't have you back right this second

00:04:39.660 Just because of quarantine

00:04:41.080 You shouldn't even be here right now

00:04:43.520 Spencer walked in today

00:04:45.340 We made him strip down his clothes

00:04:46.740 And we showered him and burned all of his old clothes

00:04:50.080 But yeah it's good to be back dude

00:04:52.820 Honestly I think the creative energy

00:04:54.740 That happens here in LA

00:04:56.120 You can't really find that

00:04:58.160 It's amazing

00:05:00.100 I went to this place the Hype House yesterday 1.00

00:05:01.620 It's a bunch of kids, tiktokers

00:05:02.880 who were making a content and blown up and it's just cool to be in a creative environment bro so

00:05:07.820 i i relate to that it's key hawaii is amazing though like i'm gonna be doing split time there

00:05:11.800 i i think i'm gonna be doing the majority of time here um and hawaii was a spot for me to unplug

00:05:16.740 and actually like tap in and and find myself through all this noise which i think it's ironic

00:05:21.420 now because everybody's getting shut inside and like forced to do that so crazy no matter where

00:05:25.280 they're at i think it's ironic how uh social media is like now everyone's relying on it to

00:05:32.080 to get any source of information entertainment right um such a double-edged sword it really is

00:05:37.640 because it really it gives so much necessary information so much important information but

00:05:42.260 it also just breeds the fear it does it does but i think you know now the media isn't being

00:05:49.280 controlled by only one source so i think we're seeing that fear mentality but then we're also

00:05:53.420 seeing people on social media that can be the change we can be the difference you know people

00:05:57.960 can get that entertainment that positivity those messages yeah everyone's messages democratize

00:06:03.100 you know everyone has a voice um like anyone who is specifically has maybe even uh contracted the

00:06:09.900 coronavirus we can hear what it's like from their point of view instead of just hearing the

00:06:13.360 government talk about fatality rates and what you can and can't do like la just got uh pretty much

00:06:18.360 shut down last night as of last night what no no no restaurants no clubs pretty much any public

00:06:23.780 gatherings yeah especially if 50 people or more uh got shut down gyms people aren't going to the

00:06:28.900 gym anymore um which is crazy this house should be shut down but there's there's kind of yeah

00:06:33.840 kind of is we're working on it there was one public gathering that i noticed going pretty

00:06:38.340 viral on social last night that decided that they are not going to shut down that was disney world 0.85

00:06:43.100 what did you see that fucking picture i did see that thousands of people just there celebrating 0.99

00:06:49.840 the festival of lights amidst a blast of coronavirus this was times square this is this 0.99

00:06:57.340 is terrifying just a ghost town this was hollywood and vine this morning at 9 a.m this is where we

00:07:03.800 used to live in the in the vine apartment and uh it was it's never like this if you guys saw my

00:07:08.440 vlogs this street is packed unfortunately this is the chicago o'hare airport seven hour lines

00:07:16.320 of corona screenings um and apparently yeah apparently they're working to get more testing

00:07:20.960 uh in the united states soon hopefully because 1.9 million high-speed corona tests will be

00:07:27.800 available this week in the hardest hit states this is crazy yeah i sent you a link this shows

00:07:33.140 how fragile our systems are you know like we talk about this in movies all the time these

00:07:38.640 apocalyptic times but we're actually seeing it in person like this is a glimpse it's just like a

00:07:43.840 little but when i went to the store and the shelves were empty and people are just panicking and like

00:07:48.160 fighting over the most trivial toilet paper what am i missing what the fuck am i missing well it's 0.99

00:07:56.080 trivial till you have to wipe your ass but dude dude time's more trouble what about food what 0.99

00:08:01.500 about the space you could use for food in your car then toilet paper toilet paper is huge takes 0.99

00:08:05.540 a lot of space um hank green actually said this on twitter he's he's wondering if toilet paper is

00:08:10.480 actually the reason it looks like it's sparse is because it is so big it takes up so much space

00:08:16.640 it's easier for the shelves to be empty i was just in whole foods yesterday in malibu and there was

00:08:22.420 nothing nothing there was nothing i mean there was some food some fruits and vegetables but all

00:08:28.440 the shelves were pretty much clear there's like a couple bags it's crazy because the order went

00:08:31.500 like this it went toilet paper non-perishables yep and now the produce section is empty people

00:08:37.380 all right fine i'll eat vegetables what do you think the last thing to go is like what do you

00:08:41.600 think the last last the very last you like paper clips state you think staples i bet people start

00:08:47.500 eating staples for sure it might be the magazines in the checkout aisle yeah by the way i got

00:08:54.220 nothing to read they're gonna be outdated by like months but you're just reading about like uh prince

00:08:58.640 harry yeah the biggest the biggest hoarding story is this uh is this hand sanitizer story

00:09:04.760 17,000 bottles.

00:09:06.480 A Tennessee man who amassed a collection of over 17,000 bottles of hand sanitizer and

00:09:12.500 a variety of other sanitary supplies is speaking about how he hasn't been able to sell them

00:09:18.480 since his products were delisted from the Amazon marketplace.

00:09:21.380 Yeah, he got blasted on social media.

00:09:24.700 It took him off of eBay and Amazon.

00:09:26.840 There was a petition, I think, on change.org for him to be criminally charged.

00:09:33.160 criminally charged and i believe he's an he's ex-military his name is his name is uh matt colvin

00:09:39.640 and he teamed up with his brother to make some money off of these uh sanitary supplies and he

00:09:44.420 was selling these hand sanitizer bottles from anywhere between nine dollars to i think someone

00:09:48.300 actually paid eighty dollars yes for a for a little hand sanitizer and it it really brings

00:09:53.660 this this question of how do people feel about other people profiting during times of distress

00:09:59.580 distress and chaos i think it's um i think it's again back to the power of social media like

00:10:07.020 enough people spoke up where matt was like this probably isn't morally right also where uh

00:10:14.480 the big difference lies is that because i know what you're getting at like this isn't the first

00:10:19.700 time yeah that's what i've just been mentioned over the past couple days to people like if people

00:10:23.800 out there watching it are so distraught over these hand sanitizers thinking that this is the first

00:10:28.240 time that someone in the united states has profited off of war or or you know famine plague

00:10:34.760 or famine whatever most of the companies that you know and love today were probably built off the

00:10:40.180 backs of some sort of distress in this country that is when people get entrepreneurial and take 0.93

00:10:44.980 advantage unfortunately but this time the uh the internet warriors just weren't fucking having it 0.89

00:10:50.620 it's because it's a singular person you can you there's a name and there's a face and you can 0.97

00:10:55.640 attack him and ruin his fucking life large conglomerates big companies where you can't 0.91

00:10:59.500 you it's hard to take it down a massive company's profiting off of uh the calamity of someone's life 1.00

00:11:04.300 right i mean these grocery stores are making they're probably they have they have to be

00:11:08.960 they're chilling for as much as the grocery stores are gaining i am so curious about the

00:11:15.300 companies who are literally losing everything airlines airlines uh the gyms who are shut down

00:11:19.540 the restaurants mom and pop businesses oh my god all businesses are got i mean like all those

00:11:24.280 people still have to pay rent it yeah that's who i feel for it's just another reaction or action

00:11:29.000 reaction situation every for every loser there's a winner you know and for every person that's

00:11:33.360 being hit hard by this virus someone else is making money and obviously you're looking we're

00:11:36.940 looking at the stock market today down another 2200 points the stock market is absolutely crashing

00:11:42.400 through the floor and i looked at ray dalio obviously the the the owner founder of the

00:11:48.080 largest hedge fund in the entire world blackwater he uh is that what it's called blackwater bridge 0.96

00:11:53.280 Bridgewater Bridgewater he's saying that he actually was not able to capitalize on coronavirus as well as he did the financial crisis of 2008 which is what kind of made him who he is today they they made the wrong the wrong calls and weren't actually able to make money off it but there's a lot of other hedge funds out there right now who bet hard against stocks and against airlines and against people and are making fucking killings.

00:12:14.820 do you think that's why that this is being escalated so much like obviously you know we

00:12:20.000 want to care for like parents grandparents and people who are actually susceptible but do you

00:12:24.120 think there's ulterior motives here that people are cashing out on like are you talking about

00:12:30.420 some sort of like government uh yeah like government and like the people that you're

00:12:33.580 talking about like do you think they're putting pressure to shut things down aggressively do you

00:12:38.140 think this is blown out of proportion at all so like fear like fear mongering and some stuff i

00:12:43.060 don't think so i think i think the only way to stop this thing they call it flattening the curve

00:12:47.020 the curve is is new infections and they want new infections to flatten out and the only way to stop

00:12:51.900 to stop that from to stop new infections from happening is getting people to stop going out

00:12:56.120 people watching this show right now are probably hunkered down at home they're not going out they're 0.89

00:12:59.700 not taking part in public gatherings hopefully they're not going to fucking disney world 0.83

00:13:02.800 because that's the only way basically what they're trying to do is prolong the amount of time

00:13:08.340 it takes for test kits and vaccines to come yeah that's what flattening the curve means and so they

00:13:13.360 want cases to drop to a point low enough where they can just buy time and so the government the

00:13:18.600 u.s fed has actually not really done too much it's actually being done on a state by state and

00:13:22.860 county by county basis when the fed gets involved that's when we might potentially start seeing

00:13:27.560 national guard in the streets that means we're in a major italy well that's what i've heard

00:13:31.220 one of my friends has uh i think her mom is in the military and she said that that could

00:13:36.120 potentially happen there could go yeah because that's what's happening in italy i actually have

00:13:40.040 a segment right now um two of italy's biggest influencers are down to be on the line and talk

00:13:46.780 about the quarantine that they are currently in really yeah fidez and louis sal um i'm gonna try

00:13:52.420 to face it to facetime these guys right now my brothers here we are how are you guys good can

00:13:59.360 Can you hear us well?

00:14:01.880 Yeah.

00:14:02.480 Yeah.

00:14:02.960 So far, so good.

00:14:03.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:05.040 So introduce yourselves.

00:14:06.980 We got Luis and Fedez.

00:14:10.120 Two of them.

00:14:10.380 Yeah, hi, my five.

00:14:12.260 Ciao, guys.

00:14:13.060 Hi, hi.

00:14:13.760 Good to see you.

00:14:14.940 Good to see you.

00:14:15.760 Ciao.

00:14:16.560 Austin Logan met in Ibiza.

00:14:18.660 We did meet in Ibiza.

00:14:20.380 I'm so glad I remembered that particular meeting because you guys were great.

00:14:24.580 But I don't remember the rest of the trip.

00:14:27.720 I remember your leg.

00:14:29.360 Oh, yeah. It was right when I pulled my hamstrings. I was completely fucked. So, hey, how is it over there, guys? Is it scary?

00:14:39.340 Well, I guess people are a little afraid because we have a reason to be afraid. Today, we are like 22,000 contaged.

00:14:52.420 you know it's like uh it's like we're the second you know there's china and then there's italy

00:14:57.820 and it's crazy i don't even know how it got here so quick and we got uh how many deaths two thousand

00:15:05.260 deaths which is a good number you know yeah hey um probably a good number yeah but it's a huge

00:15:14.020 number they had a one day spike in in deaths at the highest level the other day almost 400 people

00:15:19.140 died in one day that was two days ago i don't know exactly what happened yesterday but italy is kind

00:15:23.600 of yeah so i'm not an expert but i guess this is caused because of the the amount of old people we

00:15:31.620 have so italy the the average age is 45 years old which is pretty old you know and uh so most of the

00:15:43.820 people dying are over 80 years old and that's the problem with the coronavirus is that there's too

00:15:50.260 many in the hospitals it's like they have like i don't know how many people that have to be treated

00:15:57.440 with the the thing that helps you breathe yeah yeah the respirator yeah and that's um we have

00:16:04.220 i don't know like 5 000 or 10 000 of them being made right now because there's no not enough space

00:16:10.540 And FedEx, with his wife, launched a crowdfunding.

00:16:15.620 I don't know if you heard about it.

00:16:16.840 Yeah.

00:16:17.300 And they raised some money to build more space for the hospitals.

00:16:21.920 Yeah, we reached a justo.

00:16:24.740 Guys, sorry for my shitty English, but I'm not a good speaker in your language.

00:16:31.500 So basically, we raised $4 million and a half.

00:16:36.240 You raised $4.5 million?

00:16:37.780 Yeah, it's when you just campaigned for GoFundMe in Europe, the history of GoFundMe.

00:16:45.560 I told him to just run away with the money.

00:16:51.160 I'm not just kidding.

00:16:55.280 So basically to improve the intensive, how do you call it?

00:17:00.160 Care.

00:17:03.000 Yeah, intensive care.

00:17:04.820 actually what I would like to know is

00:17:07.880 what's going on over there guys

00:17:10.180 in LA

00:17:11.280 it looks like we are at the preliminary stages

00:17:14.120 like a couple days

00:17:15.340 where you guys were before you went into the massive quarantine

00:17:18.980 been there

00:17:20.040 yeah

00:17:20.460 been there done that

00:17:21.560 Fidesz I want to know what it's like

00:17:24.120 having a family

00:17:26.000 how are you getting supplies and food

00:17:28.700 anytime you need to leave the house

00:17:30.060 can you?

00:17:32.700 he asked me how to cook food

00:17:34.820 Basically, the life is quite normal. We bring the food with Amazon, everything online.

00:17:44.620 So basically, he doesn't get out of his home.

00:17:51.820 Actually, our lifestyle is not the average lifestyle because Fedez is famous.

00:17:58.920 So usually he doesn't go shopping, you know?

00:18:01.020 Are you guys doing the thing

00:18:02.980 where you're singing

00:18:04.660 across each other's balconies?

00:18:07.400 Yeah, I show you.

00:18:09.000 Oh, this is sick.

00:18:11.360 So basically,

00:18:13.100 every time,

00:18:14.460 every day at 6 p.m.,

00:18:17.040 we had a DJ set

00:18:18.700 with a little bit concert.

00:18:21.480 Dude, that is awesome.

00:18:24.560 And we have all the neighborhood

00:18:26.940 over the balcony

00:18:28.940 and we...

00:18:31.020 We play the national anthem, we play all the Italian songs, and it's pretty amazing.

00:18:38.180 We rediscover the...

00:18:41.180 Patriotism.

00:18:43.260 Yeah, we're enjoying our country more when we're not able to walk around it, you know?

00:18:51.700 That's so cool, man.

00:18:52.620 It sounds like in a weird way the virus has sort of brought unity to Italy,

00:18:58.260 and I just feel like

00:18:59.180 that wouldn't happen here

00:19:00.040 in the United States.

00:19:01.740 We'd all just start 1.00

00:19:02.240 shitting on each other 0.99

00:19:02.940 and fighting over toilet paper. 1.00

00:19:03.880 People are buying guns.

00:19:04.840 Well, we've seen it before

00:19:06.740 after 9-11.

00:19:07.940 It can definitely unite us.

00:19:09.360 It'll get better, yeah.

00:19:10.280 I have a theory

00:19:11.560 about the toilet paper situation.

00:19:14.900 In Italy, we have the bidet,

00:19:16.940 which is something 0.99

00:19:17.660 that we use to clean our butt 0.99

00:19:19.020 after we take a shit. 1.00

00:19:21.160 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:19:21.580 And that's why we don't 0.99

00:19:22.640 fight over toilet paper.

00:19:24.660 Wow.

00:19:25.060 We fight over pasta.

00:19:26.860 But the situation

00:19:28.020 what's going on over there

00:19:30.740 is what was going on in Italy

00:19:32.260 before we got locked down

00:19:33.860 we were stocking up on food

00:19:36.700 and then they closed everything

00:19:38.700 down except for supermarkets

00:19:40.400 so there's no need

00:19:41.820 to stock up on food

00:19:43.500 because of course they're going to be open

00:19:46.240 and pharmacies

00:19:47.780 everything

00:19:48.420 the necessary

00:19:50.880 stuff is going to be available

00:19:54.160 we don't have masks anymore

00:19:56.980 that's the the huge problem in the hospital it's a they are exploding right now in italy

00:20:05.440 mostly for the north yeah so all the intensive care units are full so basically in bergamo in

00:20:16.880 cremona all the city near milan the hospital are exploding there's no more space for people

00:20:22.840 got it are you taking any extra precautions for uh your kid i mean we're trying we are all

00:20:30.280 self-quarantine basically so um so in italy in the north of italy like this is our the beginning of

00:20:37.000 our fourth week of lockdown oh my god but the first two weeks there were things that we could

00:20:42.420 do a lot of people could still go to work the stores were still open uh so you could go out

00:20:48.980 of your house, but you had to avoid big gatherings, the pubs were closed, some of the restaurants

00:20:56.360 were closed, so it's kind of, the first weeks are kind of like the US right now, I think.

00:21:01.880 What is the Italian government doing for compensating people who cannot go to work anymore?

00:21:07.360 Anything?

00:21:08.520 So basically, they quit some something, some tax, but the problem is if you are an entrepreneur,

00:21:16.080 How do you say it?

00:21:18.080 No, how do you say it?

00:21:21.080 An entrepreneur.

00:21:24.080 An entrepreneur.

00:21:26.080 Basically, it's a huge problem for our economic system.

00:21:34.080 It's a big problem for all of us, basically.

00:21:36.080 I mean, it's the whole economy because there are people that, I mean, they cannot go to

00:21:41.080 that they're still paid but obviously

00:21:42.700 it's a problem for the

00:21:44.900 companies and then there are a lot of

00:21:47.020 like people

00:21:49.020 that are just like work on their own

00:21:50.880 and I mean they have nobody that pays

00:21:52.840 them during this time so

00:21:54.060 I think it's the same for all the

00:21:56.840 countries that start

00:21:58.860 basically they want

00:22:00.880 to underrate the

00:22:02.420 virus and

00:22:04.220 because they don't

00:22:07.020 want to stop the economy

00:22:08.600 but I think

00:22:11.020 for the U.S., it's important to don't underrate that.

00:22:16.380 Yeah, for sure.

00:22:17.000 Even because of your health care.

00:22:20.580 Two or three days ago, stories from Kendall Jenner and Ailey Beaver,

00:22:27.580 they put some statistics, analytics about the flu and the COVID. 0.99

00:22:35.320 And this is pretty stupid for me. 0.97

00:22:39.140 Because basically, the problem is not the mortality rate. 1.00

00:22:43.720 The problem is, this is a new virus.

00:22:46.780 We don't have a cure for that.

00:22:51.960 So the problem is, if all the people and a lot of people became sick, we don't have enough

00:22:59.240 space to put in the intensive care of the people.

00:23:03.540 It's the same problem in the U.S.

00:23:05.060 So, basically, if you have like 100 millions of followers, you have to shut up if you are not an expert.

00:23:15.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:16.480 Even though I love you, Kendall, if you're watching this. 0.99

00:23:18.720 It's pretty, pretty stupid to do that. 0.96

00:23:20.840 You have Italy, for an example, and it's really near to the US. 0.99

00:23:27.620 And we're even similar in the lifestyle and everything.

00:23:30.840 Yeah, don't do the same...

00:23:33.840 You don't do the same mistake.

00:23:38.700 We'll try our best not to.

00:23:40.120 I'm sort of, well, I'm not anymore,

00:23:41.500 but I definitely used to be the king of making mistakes,

00:23:43.700 but we'll do our best not to.

00:23:48.780 But hey, thank you guys.

00:23:50.440 Thank you guys for giving us some insight

00:23:51.960 on what's going on over there.

00:23:53.100 Stay healthy, stay safe.

00:23:54.500 Thank you.

00:23:55.160 I'll talk to you guys soon.

00:23:57.100 Good luck.

00:23:57.940 Thank you, guys.

00:23:58.900 Bye, guys.

00:24:00.040 Stay healthy.

00:24:00.740 Peace.

00:24:01.020 gotta love the italians

00:24:03.960 oh my god

00:24:04.720 he said they're fighting over pasta

00:24:05.860 pasta

00:24:06.320 pasta

00:24:07.580 and they're

00:24:08.380 honestly the italians

00:24:09.520 and europeans in general

00:24:11.220 that have bidets

00:24:11.940 they're so much more

00:24:13.200 woke than us

00:24:14.140 the fact that we're still 0.98

00:24:15.080 wiping our asses 0.98

00:24:15.960 with toilet paper 0.99

00:24:16.680 are you kidding me

00:24:17.940 bro 0.99

00:24:18.140 are you actually shitting me 0.98

00:24:19.080 hold on a second 0.98

00:24:19.820 hold on

00:24:20.420 I have something to say

00:24:21.940 what do you have to say

00:24:23.060 it's like wet

00:24:23.920 when they're done

00:24:24.460 like what do you do

00:24:25.060 no see I'm also

00:24:26.040 I'm also confused

00:24:26.880 I've always been

00:24:27.540 if I'm being honest

00:24:28.640 too afraid to use a bidet

00:24:29.920 something about

00:24:30.740 water steaming up into my butthole is oh they're phenomenal they're the best thing and any any man

00:24:37.560 who and no offense but any man who has not embraced the bidet yet there's a layer that 0.89

00:24:42.940 you know just with your sexuality your own sexuality you have to go dude it's not even

00:24:46.720 that it's just it might be that uh okay we should talk about that toilet paper later later no we're

00:24:52.320 gonna do it right now okay there's a show we're gonna take a little break from corona here for

00:24:56.320 a second there's a show on netflix just came out called 100 humans i've said this on this show

00:25:00.340 before i'm fascinated by people i love this podcast because i get to find out why people tick

00:25:05.680 why they do what they do why they act certain ways how they how successful people think

00:25:09.560 just like picking apart part the human psyche and figuring out humans this show does that

00:25:16.660 we watch one episode and on this episode they ask people very intimate question 0.95

00:25:22.900 with toilet paper and going to the bathroom how do you wipe your butt how do you take how do you

00:25:28.000 How do you take the roll off the wall? 0.80

00:25:29.460 How many sheets do you use?

00:25:31.320 And the answers were fascinating.

00:25:33.300 You would be so surprised with how different everyone does.

00:25:38.620 It's my book. 0.96

00:25:39.060 Yo, it will make you cringe, your closest friends, how they wipe their butt and how much toilet paper they use. 0.96

00:25:46.580 Wow. 0.89

00:25:46.960 Dude, this experiment is incredible.

00:25:50.980 Should we all do it?

00:25:52.080 Should we all do it?

00:25:52.840 Show them yours.

00:25:54.080 All right.

00:25:54.480 First of all.

00:25:55.160 I'll go first.

00:25:55.760 Please tell me you're not the one who wraps their hand in it.

00:25:57.820 He does.

00:25:58.160 Hold on a second.

00:25:58.840 He does.

00:25:59.420 It's horrifying.

00:25:59.900 No, I don't.

00:26:00.320 It's horrifying.

00:26:00.580 No, I don't.

00:26:01.140 Show him.

00:26:02.120 Here's what I do. 1.00

00:26:03.280 Watch this shit. 1.00

00:26:03.940 Here's what I do. 1.00

00:26:04.780 First off, I only take three sheets.

00:26:07.280 Yep.

00:26:07.700 Okay.

00:26:08.660 It's light.

00:26:09.280 That's good.

00:26:09.520 It's light.

00:26:09.980 I go like this.

00:26:10.720 I go three fingers.

00:26:12.100 Whoa.

00:26:12.500 I go one, two, three.

00:26:18.460 Sometimes I do four fingers.

00:26:19.760 Look at that.

00:26:20.400 I do four fingers, and then I go like this.

00:26:23.240 Here's what I said to him.

00:26:24.180 And I go, do you then go to UPS and ship it somewhere?

00:26:28.680 Like, what is that package you have just created?

00:26:32.000 Okay, so my rebuttal is, I don't know what the, I don't understand what is wrong with this. 0.98

00:26:36.580 This is fucking perfect. 0.99

00:26:38.540 You're so nimble. 1.00

00:26:39.760 You're so dexterous. 0.98

00:26:40.640 You can reach in every crevice and chasm in your butthole and one swipe into the trash can. 0.99

00:26:46.400 All right? 1.00

00:26:46.820 The trash.

00:26:47.540 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 0.58

00:26:49.440 That was a mistake.

00:26:50.000 Sorry. 0.64

00:26:50.200 Into the toilet.

00:26:50.720 Sorry, sorry.

00:26:51.320 Okay, I got worried.

00:26:52.540 That was bad.

00:26:53.360 That was bad.

00:26:53.840 That was bad.

00:26:54.180 So can I tell you my one issue with it, though?

00:26:56.760 And by the way, I'm not saying mine's perfect, but I feel like you, when you have this set up like this, Danny, does it look like he's at risk?

00:27:06.620 Dude, you're digging in. 0.99

00:27:08.920 Bro, my poop isn't all the way up my butt crack. 1.00

00:27:12.960 How hairy is your ass? 1.00

00:27:13.940 Where did your poop come from? 1.00

00:27:15.060 That's why.

00:27:15.640 This is also a factor. 1.00

00:27:17.740 Because if you have a very hairy ass, you're dealing with all sorts of jungle vines that are dirty. 0.99

00:27:23.080 Not a single butt hair. 1.00

00:27:23.880 Not one 1.00

00:27:24.320 So he can get in there

00:27:26.160 No

00:27:28.240 That's a lot

00:27:30.660 It's different every time

00:27:33.020 I'm not systematic about it

00:27:35.800 How do you wipe

00:27:36.580 Usually it's a nice little

00:27:39.040 It's a flatter surface

00:27:40.140 I threw it first

00:27:41.800 And then it's a good

00:27:43.680 It's a good wipe

00:27:45.820 Everything's covered

00:27:48.820 No risk zones

00:27:50.200 This is a guess for me

00:27:51.800 i hope it doesn't go through i hope everything is getting got what the f i'm the perfect blend

00:27:59.320 between both of you yeah i take i take the three usually four and i do the same thing as mike i

00:28:05.120 just kind of ball it up that is that is insane to me behind so then there's you know there's no

00:28:10.640 they're like i'm not one in one dude there's no strategy there's no no strategy there's no

00:28:16.060 dude i'm here offering a methodical fold that is i did that when i was seven and then guess what

00:28:24.060 my parents they came into the bathroom and here i was i was seven years old seven years old 0.96

00:28:27.240 and i was like my dad goes what the fuck are you doing bro that's when you should have known not 1.00

00:28:32.460 to listen because gp said it he's like when you wipe your ass you package it up like you're gonna 1.00

00:28:37.060 send that shit to ups brother bro when does ups let you down their packaging is phenomenal that is 0.99

00:28:43.140 also we should use that because i think people no we will we will i'll blow my nose in it right 0.99

00:28:49.180 after though i know people are cringing over all three of us yeah i'm sure but but listen the one

00:28:54.560 thing i will say is i don't i have no problem with with any of those and and mine might not

00:28:57.960 be perfect and by the way i definitely use at times use a little bit too much because i'm

00:29:01.660 cautious to not get it on my hand so you know strike me down i respect that but the one thing

00:29:05.580 i will say is after all these conversations the one person we ran into that i will not accept

00:29:11.060 that I will not sit idly by

00:29:13.320 and watch happen

00:29:14.200 is his ex-best friend George Janko. 1.00

00:29:17.760 Watch this shit. 1.00

00:29:19.380 This was fascinating to me too. 1.00

00:29:21.700 Show me the exact.

00:29:24.040 George

00:29:24.520 here hold this.

00:29:26.020 He did something like this.

00:29:28.200 He did a two hand fold.

00:29:30.580 Yeah and then he did this.

00:29:32.380 And then he had a flat surface.

00:29:34.700 Completely flat.

00:29:36.080 This is where it gets tricky.

00:29:37.880 He wipes.

00:29:38.380 then he folds it over itself

00:29:41.140 and wipes it again

00:29:43.340 and then he said

00:29:44.960 sometimes he'll get a third wipe

00:29:46.280 with the same sheet

00:29:48.840 that is horrifying

00:29:50.420 that's so disturbing

00:29:52.020 you know what's supposed to

00:29:54.340 that was outhouse tactics 1.00

00:29:56.440 from when you shit in a hole in your backyard 0.99

00:29:58.700 and there was a little moon that you looked through on the door 0.99

00:30:00.700 why does every outhouse have that moon

00:30:03.360 it's actually becoming a thing

00:30:05.440 in Hawaii it was 0.99

00:30:06.320 it was fairly popular in the off-grid areas to have a compost toilet wait so you actually shit 0.97

00:30:12.820 yeah that's cool which was me that's why when i was in hawaii i was like this makes sense we've 0.99

00:30:17.660 been lied to if we are flushing paper down the toilet that we are wiping our ass like are we 0.98

00:30:22.920 cavemen are we still wiping our asses with our hands today precisely we've been lied to we need 1.00

00:30:28.520 bidets and and composting the bigger question composting is when you shit into a receptacle 0.99

00:30:35.760 you blend it with some wood chips you wait a little bit and then you toss it into your garden 0.64

00:30:39.720 and it goes into your food and you eat it later we can barely get every house in the united states

00:30:43.580 toilet paper let alone wood chips or coffee grounds the biggest the biggest question though

00:30:50.000 from the show was not how you wipe for me the biggest question was how the roll is set up on

00:30:56.260 the wall yeah how do you put the roll on the wall and everyone's shaking their head because everyone

00:31:00.680 knows the answer but i'll be honest with you if you if you are an under i do not look at you as

00:31:06.100 a human being i do not look at you as a you are you are an imposter you have somehow come to this 0.95

00:31:11.800 planet you probably created the coronavirus if you aren't under the toilet this is a and this is 0.98

00:31:18.620 just horrible you should be criminally charged and thrown into some sort of prison yeah anytime

00:31:23.320 i go to someone's house and it's like this i know i i no longer want to be friends with that person

00:31:28.100 and this is the how toilet paper gets set up

00:31:31.260 even after you wipe and you throw in the

00:31:33.280 toilet paper or in the toilet and you're all

00:31:35.300 done or sorry

00:31:37.180 some people said they would stand up when they

00:31:39.280 wiped which I found interesting as well

00:31:41.440 some people would stand up when they wipe

00:31:43.160 some people go

00:31:43.920 back to front

00:31:46.520 on this show

00:31:47.880 me? I'm sitting

00:31:50.000 so do you see the way you're looking at me 1.00

00:31:52.960 I can't believe you stand up to wipe your butt 0.99

00:31:55.380 I do too 0.99

00:31:56.640 I can't believe that.

00:31:57.580 What do you mean you stand up?

00:31:59.580 You stand up?

00:32:00.300 Yeah, all I was going to say, every conversation looks like this.

00:32:03.980 Everyone's like, you do what?

00:32:05.540 And then you respect your friends that get on your side and they don't.

00:32:08.440 Everyone's divided.

00:32:09.560 Huh?

00:32:09.840 You just jump up a little bit.

00:32:11.880 No, I scoot to the front of the toilet.

00:32:14.180 And he reaches under.

00:32:15.500 Yeah, and I lean forward.

00:32:16.780 I stand up.

00:32:17.620 And go front to back like a normal human. 0.92

00:32:19.620 You stand up, your butt cheeks go together. 0.98

00:32:21.800 Not only that, for men, if you're standing up and you're still like leaking pee, 0.98

00:32:26.640 And it comes in just like dribbling out.

00:32:28.200 It's getting on your shorts.

00:32:28.940 It's getting on the floor or whatever.

00:32:30.720 Dribbling pee.

00:32:31.700 That part I don't get.

00:32:33.140 Do you pee when you poop?

00:32:34.280 Yeah, but I usually stop peeing about a minute before I get off the toilet.

00:32:37.800 I'm not just like, oh, I'm done peeing. 0.98

00:32:39.580 You may not know this, but penises tend to dribble after. 0.99

00:32:42.820 You shake them. 0.99

00:32:43.500 They do.

00:32:44.020 You know how much I love to shake them.

00:32:46.300 I know you don't love to shake them.

00:32:48.880 When I was in China, they actually don't have toilets.

00:32:52.840 Dude, that was crazy.

00:32:54.440 That was crazy.

00:32:55.320 And they don't put locks on the door either.

00:32:57.020 Nope.

00:32:57.240 So I just would walk in and there's a guy smoking a cig just squatting down.

00:33:00.700 Like, I'm like, I'm sorry.

00:33:03.480 You should have put a lock on these doors.

00:33:04.580 I had to go poop so bad.

00:33:05.660 I was in China at the Great Wall and I went to the public area at the restroom and there

00:33:08.940 was a hole in the ground.

00:33:10.180 I had bad knees, but I can't squat for more than like five seconds at a time.

00:33:13.400 So I couldn't go poop.

00:33:14.380 Yeah.

00:33:14.880 If you have bad knees, how do they expect you to squat over a toilet?

00:33:18.540 Like do a wall sit perhaps?

00:33:20.760 Well, and then you also have to bring your own toilet paper.

00:33:23.700 Wait, what?

00:33:24.220 Was that a thing too?

00:33:24.960 yeah when i was in beijing like you had to buy toilet paper to go in oh my god yeah it was weird

00:33:30.760 this is a shitty kind of we're blessed to be in america happy st patrick's day it's that room

00:33:35.700 watching the show right now it's st patrick's day as you are right as they watch it speaking of 0.86

00:33:39.460 green i heard they shut the pubs down in ireland no pubs in ireland can you imagine not being able 0.91

00:33:44.200 to go to the fucking pub in ireland that's how you know religious dude the irish yeah i just feel 0.91

00:33:52.580 bat from i mean they had that potato famine too back in the way back in the day it's a lot it's 0.99

00:33:59.060 a lot to fucking deal with dude conor mcgregor he's irish and he just uh bro he fucking he lost 0.99

00:34:04.040 his aunt to coronavirus really did y'all know this yeah sucks bro sucks and now we've got news 0.99

00:34:11.800 today that idris elba has it tom hanks obviously reported last week there's a good chance that 0.95

00:34:17.400 someone here and you you i had the cough by the way to tell everyone i took antibiotics it was an

00:34:23.380 upper respiratory infection as i said i got doctor said you've had it for too long but i lost on so

00:34:27.300 forth took five days coughs go on as you can tell by watching the show but now he's i'm concerned i

00:34:32.840 am i'm getting tested i mean show him your pants right now even oh no oh i mean he just doesn't

00:34:41.920 have any pants he doesn't have pants on and that's awful they've evaporated through the virus that's

00:34:47.380 That's one of the symptoms now, huh?

00:34:51.020 Do you guys ever wonder when you watch the show

00:34:53.680 what is happening under this dead leg?

00:34:55.460 He has no pants on right now. 1.00

00:34:57.560 He has no fucking pants on. 1.00

00:34:59.340 Wow. 1.00

00:35:01.080 This is the comfort of having a podcast in your home.

00:35:04.600 You know what I was thinking about last night

00:35:06.040 before I went to bed, amongst many other things? 0.81

00:35:08.620 Porn?

00:35:09.580 Well, I don't really think about porn as much anymore.

00:35:11.420 Now that our next guest, actually,

00:35:12.900 who's coming on right after this one,

00:35:14.280 is my girlfriend. 0.95

00:35:15.360 And is the number one porn star in the world?

00:35:16.700 so there's no need to think about that dude i was i was thinking about last night how far

00:35:23.260 reaching this virus is last night as i was going to bed every single government in the world was

00:35:31.760 in some sort of action room the white house the chiefs of staff the military i was thinking about

00:35:39.120 the doctors the scientists that are looking for a cure every analyst for every hedge fund every

00:35:44.920 analysts for treasury bonds for the stock market how do we stop this crash every this virus is

00:35:50.940 touching every single sector of the global landscape right now it is it is the epitome

00:35:57.820 of virality like it's where the word viral quite literally stems from i've just never seen it hit

00:36:02.940 this hard in this capacity crazy it's fascinating how many people are activating because of this

00:36:08.200 can i say something i might get killed for sure all right um so i think that um this is a perfect

00:36:15.740 sign that we need to really question why are we in major cities why are we all crowding together

00:36:23.740 and giving our power up to other companies i'll tell you why i yeah just just like the first thing

00:36:31.240 you said on the show is that you like that you crave a creative environment cities like attracts

00:36:37.400 like success breeds success so if you can get everyone who is in a company for example at their

00:36:43.480 hq and you don't have to work remotely i would assume your success rate and the trajectory for

00:36:48.840 your goals would be much quicker faster and uh more fulfilling in the way that you want it to

00:36:55.360 you're you're 100 right but i think what's happening right now is we're selling out uh to

00:37:01.000 that comfort and i just like the ease of having all of these things readily available to us in

00:37:08.800 a city and the reason i'm saying this is because in hawaii you go out of your house you pick an

00:37:14.040 avocado that typically would cost five dollars in a market it's huge you have macadamia nuts you

00:37:19.560 have sprouts that you grow you have a garden like you you have everything you need to live

00:37:24.360 but how many people can how many people can i was just gonna i know but i was just gonna say i hate 0.88

00:37:28.540 to i hate to very small shit on your guys picnic here but the reason most people live in cities 0.94

00:37:33.600 is because of its price point they are distraught and have nowhere else to go so like cities are 0.96

00:37:39.100 are not it's not the luxuries of us saying oh that city looks creative for us it's low-income

00:37:43.500 housing it is access to clean food and water at an affordable rate that a family of seven that is

00:37:49.480 living off of a single mother household can afford completely agree you know what i'm saying

00:37:52.720 so like cities are born out of necessity not of luxury correct but i think this is a lie that

00:37:57.340 we've been sold that we've just bought into because we were born into it i think that there

00:38:02.360 are ways and i know because i can't talk about it right now but i'm working on a web series that's

00:38:06.360 going to show these things there's ways to generate power there's ways to generate water

00:38:10.580 completely off grid and not rely on any company that's how my ranch is yeah when we when we got 0.89

00:38:16.040 into like the first round of serious quarantine talks here like and stocked up on all our shit

00:38:20.840 we're stocked for probably about a month or two of food and supplies and everything we talked about

00:38:25.700 going to the ranch because we get our water from a well right we get our power from solar right it's

00:38:30.480 completely completely off grid you could live there for the rest of your life i can't not

00:38:34.620 everyone can correct but what i'm saying is is i think that this narrative is changing where people

00:38:39.100 have to live in cities and i think we're starting to revalue how hard is it to upend your whole

00:38:44.300 life dude like like a family who's not gonna of course just because of a just i mean i get

00:38:49.900 right now it's a scare if this got to a point where a boil it will get to that point it will

00:38:55.680 get to that i hope it doesn't it is by the way we are we already know and that and that's that's

00:39:00.160 something worth talking about the the fears that were expressed by our italian friends that is that

00:39:05.540 is going to happen here we are going to have icu units that are overrun we are going to have tents

00:39:10.400 that are built outside of hospitals are already being built right now this is going to happen

00:39:14.280 military this is the thing is when somebody told me they're like hey martial law uh the police are

00:39:20.320 going to come over military is going to come over and start to take over control these cities i like

00:39:24.300 i'm like okay you i have gone too deep down the psychedelic like conspiracy rabbit hole and now

00:39:29.760 they're starting to say we might have martial law and like there's military patrolling the streets 0.74

00:39:34.780 and you're like what the fuck this is actually happening the crazy thing that people aren't 0.76

00:39:38.820 thinking about too is everyone says oh i'm of a certain age so i don't have to worry about 0.97

00:39:44.180 coronavirus uh and and so i'm safe when the icu units fill up and you get in a car accident

00:39:51.420 wow that's

00:39:53.320 I don't know what it is

00:39:54.640 and I don't like it

00:39:55.580 that's not good

00:39:56.360 my legs are translucent

00:39:57.500 they're not opaque

00:39:58.860 that's for sure

00:39:59.480 bro

00:39:59.820 it's been raining in LA

00:40:01.320 I can't get my tan on

00:40:02.780 not to mention

00:40:03.240 again I don't

00:40:04.520 I don't

00:40:05.480 bro I don't feel good

00:40:06.540 like honestly

00:40:07.560 I don't

00:40:08.360 like distance yourselves from me

00:40:09.960 but it's also

00:40:10.620 a girl just texted me

00:40:11.420 she's been trying to

00:40:12.760 bro 1.00

00:40:13.140 this is fucked 1.00

00:40:14.120 she's been texting me 1.00

00:40:15.600 telling me she needs to come over 0.99

00:40:17.600 she needs to come over

00:40:18.200 I wanna see you

00:40:18.700 I wanna see you

00:40:19.240 and last night she let it slip

00:40:20.780 that she ran out of toilet paper and so she just

00:40:22.840 hit me up and she said hey I said hey

00:40:24.800 she said I need to come over I said why so you can 0.99

00:40:26.800 fucking poop and she said don't be 0.99

00:40:28.800 fucking rude like people are just using me for my 1.00

00:40:30.800 toilets now my teepee and my supplies 0.99

00:40:33.020 and resources that's not right so

00:40:34.580 bountiful bro all my friends that I've never

00:40:36.820 heard from in years are all coming in through the

00:40:38.720 grapevine you have you get the best toilet paper

00:40:41.240 yeah Danny

00:40:42.720 it's sick by the way what is that triple ply 0.89

00:40:44.200 it's got the imprinted

00:40:47.120 sunflowers on it that add

00:40:48.780 so it's uh it makes better contact with dude i i i made a tick tock about this people are gonna 0.98

00:40:53.260 be bartering with uh toilet paper squares i got the good shit no this is why i'm telling you guys 0.93

00:40:58.740 right now after we hop off this podcast i've got a plan to make a bidet company okay we're gonna 0.99

00:41:03.080 start wiping our asses with water and we're gonna make a lot of money doing it still after that is 0.97

00:41:08.220 there like a towel standing by to dry your butt what do you air dry oh yeah you can make one of 0.99

00:41:12.500 the bidets that sprays it with water and then you press another button and sprays it with some air 0.98

00:41:15.720 let's call it hydro paper

00:41:16.860 no well there's no paper involved

00:41:19.040 it's just air

00:41:19.700 hydra

00:41:20.820 hydra

00:41:22.080 well my friend has

00:41:24.660 my friend has a company actually

00:41:25.940 foam coat

00:41:26.560 where it actually

00:41:27.460 I'd screw it dude

00:41:28.500 I'd say okay fine 0.99

00:41:29.300 come poop 0.96

00:41:29.820 but I better get a hand job 0.84

00:41:31.680 yeah I was gonna say 1.00

00:41:32.380 you also know she's gonna give you a blowie too 1.00

00:41:34.180 you fucking know that shit 1.00

00:41:36.280 which is weird to me 1.00

00:41:37.280 I won't let her

00:41:37.880 because of the risk

00:41:39.160 of getting her infected

00:41:40.680 can you wear

00:41:41.860 you're a noble man

00:41:42.580 we have those 95 masks

00:41:44.140 with the thing

00:41:44.740 can you

00:41:44.960 yo

00:41:45.320 if you get ahead with one of those crazy

00:41:49.680 that's dope

00:41:50.740 that's dope dude like honestly like I

00:41:53.600 would have someone take a pic of it and just send it

00:41:55.620 to you for like keepsake you know what I'm saying

00:41:57.700 like I got ahead during the COVID-19 with a full

00:41:59.720 biohazard suit on. Dude I'm always so

00:42:01.800 nervous to take pictures and videos

00:42:03.760 of any sort of sexual

00:42:05.940 act just in case dude if something gets

00:42:07.820 hacked or leaked like who knows. No it's probably best

00:42:09.920 I mean it's not if it's when

00:42:11.600 it's when. Imagine the one

00:42:13.600 picture that gets leaked of me

00:42:15.920 is me in a COVID mask. That's the thing though.

00:42:17.600 Just like this in the wall getting a blowjob. 0.99

00:42:19.420 You should plant some Easter eggs in your phone. You should. 1.00

00:42:21.740 Well, that's what I'm saying. Shit like that and also like 0.99

00:42:23.620 I think those rules are mostly 1.00

00:42:25.460 in effect for people who have small dicks, dude. 1.00

00:42:28.180 Like if you have a small dick, you shouldn't 1.00

00:42:29.620 be taking any fucking pictures. Well, that's another reason 1.00

00:42:31.620 I shouldn't. Oh yeah, because you got the micropin.

00:42:33.760 That's true.

00:42:35.620 Yeah, maybe steer clear of that. I've been thinking

00:42:37.600 about starting to get going on some 0.98

00:42:39.540 OnlyFans shit. 0.99

00:42:41.180 What did you just say? I said I've been 1.00

00:42:43.040 I'll have to unfollow you. 1.00

00:42:44.060 If I start seeing your dick on my feed, I got to unfollow you. 1.00

00:42:46.140 I said I've been going to the groceries and buying only cans and shit. 1.00

00:42:49.200 What the fuck are you guys talking about? 0.99

00:42:50.100 No, I'm going to touch on this, dude. 1.00

00:42:53.080 So I write down notes on my phone all the time, a lot.

00:42:56.680 And I write down a lot for this movie series about our life.

00:43:00.760 We want to make the next version of Entourage about our life in about a decade.

00:43:05.840 So I'm writing down all the funny stuff that's happening now.

00:43:07.640 The fact that Mike's dating the number one porn star in the world

00:43:09.580 when he came from quite literally death times 10 is a miracle it's it's it's crazy um and the more 0.99

00:43:18.880 and more their relationship blossoms and develops and i'm starting to notice lana may be suckering 0.84

00:43:26.360 you into doing some promiscuous adult film like activities she's i mean i've already i don't know

00:43:35.220 You've already what, Mike?

00:43:36.520 You've already filmed something.

00:43:37.800 I don't even know how to say this on this show.

00:43:40.220 She's asked me to, like, dump a load for only...

00:43:45.080 Has your...

00:43:47.340 You've already...

00:43:50.080 Danny headphones.

00:43:56.280 Danny's running the board.

00:43:57.540 She hears everything. 0.99

00:43:58.280 Has your ejaculate been on her OnlyFans? 0.99

00:44:00.200 Nice, nice. 1.00

00:44:02.880 Yes.

00:44:03.280 Yeah, it has.

00:44:03.900 No.

00:44:05.960 Well, I mean, I don't know why I'm disappointed.

00:44:07.860 I don't watch that, so I'm good.

00:44:09.460 You're not subscribed to our OnlyFans?

00:44:10.840 No. 0.98

00:44:11.360 Dude, what the fuck, man? 1.00

00:44:12.280 She's got a new Lambo. 1.00

00:44:13.260 She's got to pay for the gas and that fucking... 1.00

00:44:15.140 Dude, dude, dude, dude, dude. 1.00

00:44:16.820 That's fucked up. 0.99

00:44:18.020 But I will say this. 0.99

00:44:19.260 The other day, Mike said Lana asked him.

00:44:23.380 Can I say this?

00:44:23.900 Yeah, of course.

00:44:25.680 Lana asked Mike if she could...

00:44:30.660 Nah, not that.

00:44:31.720 We got to cut that one. 0.99

00:44:32.540 I thought you meant about my butt. 0.99

00:44:33.640 Like about putting things in my butt 0.99

00:44:35.780 Nah that 1.00

00:44:37.540 You just bleep his mouth

00:44:39.480 And bleep the sound in his mouth

00:44:41.700 And then we'll just

00:44:42.860 No no just stop

00:44:46.180 Because otherwise we're going to have to cut the whole segment

00:44:47.420 Yeah dude

00:44:49.860 It's been an exercise in

00:44:51.560 Ejaculating

00:44:53.640 It's just been an exercise in like boundaries

00:44:55.700 Dude you know what I'm saying

00:44:57.260 What kind of boundaries 1.00

00:44:58.400 There's butt stuff happening now 0.98

00:45:00.640 No but she has asked

00:45:02.580 And obviously I'm not down for it, but she's obsessed, bro.

00:45:05.460 Why are you not down for it?

00:45:09.720 It's just not, it's just not for me.

00:45:11.700 You know what I'm saying?

00:45:12.420 I like, I like that it's for some people, but you know, like when I was like drinking 1.00

00:45:16.760 and stuff, like I feel like if she had tried to like snoot a pooter near my tutor, I would 0.95

00:45:20.720 have just been like, well, giddy up cowboy. 0.97

00:45:24.040 Like, here we go. 0.99

00:45:24.720 Like maybe like take a, take, shoot your shot. 1.00

00:45:27.200 But now like, it's like I'm sober and she's like, I want to go near your butthole. 1.00

00:45:31.060 and I'm like, don't you fucking dare, dude. 0.99

00:45:33.880 You know? 0.98

00:45:34.460 I don't know.

00:45:35.020 I think you need to embrace it.

00:45:36.280 You think so?

00:45:36.800 We've talked about it a lot.

00:45:38.600 No, but I'm open to it.

00:45:41.340 Why are you so go-ho?

00:45:41.660 Because I'm open to it. 0.97

00:45:43.160 Really?

00:45:43.600 Yeah.

00:45:43.800 I think this next chapter, I think like, yeah.

00:45:46.780 I'm not because of that traumatic experience

00:45:48.640 I had with the doctor. 0.99

00:45:49.440 I've heard that a guy's G-spot is in their butthole. 0.99

00:45:52.380 There's only one way to find out, Spence. 0.99

00:45:53.840 Exactly.

00:45:54.600 Let's do it.

00:45:55.240 Here we go. 0.63

00:45:56.040 Get the toilet paper. 0.96

00:45:59.240 Like this.

00:46:01.060 There it is

00:46:03.620 So sorry Danny and for everyone watching our show

00:46:05.840 Who's under the age of 12

00:46:07.380 So we're on the show

00:46:10.680 Yeah what else

00:46:11.700 What else is going on

00:46:13.160 How do you recover from such a blunt traumatic

00:46:15.760 Uh huh

00:46:17.240 Nah I have a

00:46:18.860 I have a couple other things

00:46:20.980 Maybe just rants or things to talk about

00:46:23.420 I asked Mike this question

00:46:24.820 Where is the finish line in life

00:46:27.280 I think I

00:46:30.020 Right here.

00:46:30.440 I think I asked George this question.

00:46:32.140 What?

00:46:33.120 It's death.

00:46:34.420 Yeah, I mean, death technically.

00:46:36.860 But when you do a marathon or you win a fight, which I wouldn't know about,

00:46:42.240 or anything where you win, right, and you cross that finish line,

00:46:45.880 part of the fun is being able to reap the benefits of the win, the reward,

00:46:50.300 and the success.

00:46:51.700 And so I'd hope it's not death.

00:46:53.060 I hope there's a point in my life where I am satisfied, done,

00:46:57.960 complacent with the things that i've done and i can just sit back relax and chill because i noticed

00:47:01.940 i was talking with george like who just got a new house he's already looking for new houses and me

00:47:06.440 too like this is an amazing house i fucking love this house and i'm i probably have another two

00:47:13.000 years here before i start losing my mind and it's it's cool because it is my drive and it keeps me 0.97

00:47:19.120 constantly uh hungry but like at what point is this shit gonna stop is my mind stop stop gonna

00:47:26.360 to stop fighting itself to to to do better i personally i think the finish line is the 0.95

00:47:33.060 continuous onward and upward journey i think it's the journey that seems that seems impossible

00:47:38.940 spencer i mean finish line is usually a mark surely that like at 60 years old but even like

00:47:45.580 we had dan pena on the podcast he was telling us his testosterone is like tripled in amount of a 0.59

00:47:50.360 normal man he's fucking 12 times a day i bet it's so first of all it's definitely different for 0.74

00:47:54.940 everybody the finish line is definitely different for everybody right and i think like for people 0.98

00:47:59.780 i'll speak for myself i i like to think i'm in a creative space i think it's the completion of

00:48:05.640 some sort of for me it might be the completion of some sort of master project the book has been

00:48:09.780 something that is i've been working on for over five five years now and just knowing that i've

00:48:14.200 been putting the finishing touches on it has been a massive piece of closure for me for other people

00:48:19.320 it might be seeing your kids successfully graduate college you know what i'm saying i think it's i

00:48:23.880 think it's very different for everybody and and you know for you it might be uh impressing some

00:48:29.140 sort of spiritualization onto the masses or changing the education system for you it might

00:48:33.200 be something related to kids you've talked a lot about wanting to raise kids and raise you know a

00:48:37.360 son maybe chopping his first piece of wood or spitting his first loogie or something like that

00:48:42.900 you know and i've finished mike boils me down to the most like lumberjack type dude he can find

00:48:50.700 yeah i don't know it's a great it's a great question it's a great question death is kind

00:48:55.800 of the like andre said that might be the the answer because i mean you want to in my eyes

00:49:04.000 you want to die consciously in a way where you're not like losing your mind before you die because

00:49:10.340 like once you die you transition into like infinite life i don't i don't think it's a finish line in

00:49:15.860 sense of that's when things are done maybe that's when you leave this body and it's actually probably

00:49:20.060 lit and you're just living life yeah maybe that's the place where you reap the benefits of uh

00:49:24.720 your life that you just lived i don't know though i haven't died you know not yet it makes sense

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00:50:49.500 Yeah

00:50:52.780 Hey

00:50:54.640 Do you think in a way that

00:50:57.880 This whole like

00:50:59.980 Coronavirus which has pushed people to stay at home

00:51:02.300 Will allow people to like

00:51:04.260 Reconnect with their like loved ones or friends

00:51:06.180 Or family members

00:51:06.960 Like we can't go to a restaurant

00:51:09.880 We can't go to the mall

00:51:10.880 Do we go outside and play with the frisbee and like have a convo

00:51:13.360 So I think, how amazing would it be, and it's almost self-sabotaged to say it, but what 0.98

00:51:19.240 if we had some sort of social media quarantine during it, too, and they shut the fucking

00:51:24.000 channels down, dude, for two weeks, and all we had was each other, and we had to play 0.89

00:51:29.060 Frasbee, talk, like all that stuff, bro. 0.98

00:51:31.720 That would be fucking awesome. 0.98

00:51:33.380 I agree. 0.98

00:51:34.200 That's the move.

00:51:35.500 That's the move.

00:51:36.020 We could self-quarantine ourselves from social media for two.

00:51:38.940 Sorry, sorry, fans. 0.52

00:51:40.320 i know that you guys would be pissed as fuck it about me even saying that but can you imagine 0.52

00:51:45.840 we we i mean we can't dude like we are the people we like yeah people turn to us i actually feel 0.91

00:51:52.300 like a semi-burdened to to create content my lawyers text me they're like yo you should go

00:51:57.020 to daily i'm like daily i can barely like shove four minutes into it three vlogs a week no there's

00:52:02.560 a huge responsibility that you guys have i think that's like a big reason why i came back today

00:52:08.260 was to like talk about this like you know i i love what you guys are doing with entertainment 0.90

00:52:14.000 and bringing light to people's days but i think in times like this when shit is kind of hitting 0.52

00:52:18.780 the fan who are people turning to like they're turning to you guys they're turning to us dude

00:52:23.820 it's i got i got texts from some serious serious people in my phone like very respectable mature

00:52:29.080 people who are like hey now is the time that people are watching you and i was dude i've

00:52:34.800 never gotten like sun in that way before where people are like you you can't stop like i felt

00:52:39.000 again sort of sick this morning i still my head hurts a little bit now but like we we can't and

00:52:44.100 um it's cool it's a blessing it's always been my my uh my goal to be able to distract people from

00:52:49.240 whatever shit is going on in their lives but i'm a little hesitant sometimes in the way we're 0.93

00:52:54.880 approaching this corona thing because in real life for sure dude this shit is serious we're taking 0.99

00:52:59.840 it very serious we're taking the necessary precautions but in the vlogs we are approaching 0.94

00:53:03.740 it uh in a bit of a light-hearted way and uh given my past i'm a little hesitant that that

00:53:10.800 could backfire we were though we were i think in the beginning we were this the content we shot

00:53:16.500 over the past couple days has been filming us seriously telling our non-essential employees

00:53:21.120 to not come to work but i know but i noticed like me anyways i still am and i think this is just like 0.97

00:53:26.300 the fucking way i deal with serious shit and trauma is i i just fall back into comedy event 0.98

00:53:32.400 like i'll i'll i'll take the steps i will do everything necessary to keep this shit serious 0.99

00:53:38.620 but i don't know dude i find so much comfort in uh not taking life as seriously as as i maybe 0.79

00:53:47.060 probably should i think that's i think that's a huge gift you know i think like when you turn

00:53:51.560 on the news or you look at the news it's all negative so if that's what people want more of

00:53:55.200 and they're gonna criticize you for just making some people laugh in these times as long as you're

00:53:59.580 still using your platform to make an impact i think it's amazing yeah we'll see we'll see where 0.90

00:54:04.580 it goes if i if if any this is so preemptive but if any shit like pops off about me being you know 0.67

00:54:11.140 being insensitive whatever the narrative is like eventually i'm gonna come to a point where i'm 0.66

00:54:15.960 gonna double down and be like this don't tell me how to handle my life and the way i deal with

00:54:21.320 chaos dude in the same all we have is the present moment and anybody who wants to spend time 0.97

00:54:25.800 criticizing somebody else they're the biggest hypocrite in the world because they have that 0.68

00:54:30.220 same conscious energy that they put towards criticizing to go make some sort of difference 0.98

00:54:35.200 yeah i mean tell us if we're wrong i mean tell me if i'm wrong i don't know no i think i think

00:54:41.760 and also you're i don't see you being subject to the same kind of criticism that you weren't

00:54:49.120 were i just had a kid text me today what he said he said video idea we get the coronavirus it'll

00:54:55.760 be untrending for sure who is i said i said no sir don't do that insensitive you'll get blasted

00:55:02.960 you you breaking up the monotony of negative news cycles is it's incredible well here's i guess a

00:55:10.380 question that i'll have for you maybe both you guys can answer this what's the uh what's like

00:55:16.520 the purpose of team maverick like what's oh god dang because because when you're looking at when

00:55:22.800 the attention and all the focus gets put onto you in these dark times or you know times of need

00:55:29.480 what are you looking to do we're the beacon we are the example the the example of success

00:55:34.940 from essentially nothing especially him but like i say this so many times i and it's anecdotal

00:55:42.640 because it's all I know it's my life and it's

00:55:44.660 worth for me and this has been my story

00:55:46.580 is truly

00:55:48.740 was and still am an

00:55:50.540 average kid from Ohio 0.98

00:55:52.020 I just really fucking believed in myself 0.97

00:55:54.500 I really did like that's my 0.96

00:55:56.380 number one quality and even the conversation we were

00:55:58.560 having today is like

00:55:59.940 I always believe

00:56:02.320 delusional optimist and so

00:56:04.240 I guess the goal of Team Maverick is to spread

00:56:06.660 that message and make

00:56:08.620 that the contagious effect

00:56:09.980 and make that the thing that people believe in themselves

00:56:12.520 for with this uh pandemic specifically i guess it's literally just to distract people and try

00:56:19.920 to be a light in some way you know it's not so much about the maverick movement so much as

00:56:24.740 just being a silly guy you can turn to because you're stressed out and want something to do and

00:56:28.740 watch yeah i love that that's i think that's the main feedback we see too i think people 0.97

00:56:33.440 the main message we get back is hey listen your your content distracts us from from our lives it

00:56:40.580 It makes us stop thinking about, you know, the fact that my dad's hitting my mom or the fact that, you know, my grades are dropping in school because I have ADHD or the fact that I can't go out because I have anxiety or the fact I can't go to the restaurant because coronavirus is happening.

00:56:52.200 We watch your content because it makes us feel like, you know, a little bit more lighthearted and adds just a little bit more joy to our lives.

00:56:59.140 And honestly, the more, you know, positivity and smiling that we can induce, you know, through our antics, that's a victory for me.

00:57:09.020 Speaking of smiling.

00:57:10.580 I like smiling.

00:57:11.280 I had Invisalign, brought my teeth down.

00:57:14.720 You guys have probably noticed my smile changed.

00:57:16.500 And then these two teeth went back up.

00:57:19.000 So I just got Invisalign again.

00:57:20.540 I take them out for podcasts.

00:57:21.840 But yeah, the note here is I highly urge people to fix your teeth if you have any qualms with them.

00:57:31.960 Dude, I'm a confident person.

00:57:34.240 When my teeth dropped, my confidence doubled because I was smiling at people more.

00:57:39.020 It is insane, dude.

00:57:40.220 the power of a smile so uh yeah if if you have any qualms or any insecurities about your teeth 0.97

00:57:47.160 like yo go to the dentist fix that shit i'm telling it's crazy what a good smile can do 0.81

00:57:51.440 and it's becoming more and more affordable when i when i when i got my braces done they'd almost 0.99

00:57:55.760 like bankrupted my fucking family thank you mom and dad for for that because honestly he's he's so 0.97

00:58:00.460 right uh an infectious smile a you know a good smile yeah and i almost and by the way i almost 0.99

00:58:07.020 lost mine as as you know the good back half of my left side of my teeth are completely gone i'm

00:58:11.320 gonna try to do something about it soon but at least luckily the front was salvageable and you

00:58:15.540 know i'm always smiling as you guys know it's a big part of my yeah solid investment in his teeth

00:58:19.840 so at what get you some teeth at what point so i'm i'm all for this it's beautiful that people

00:58:25.060 can fix their teeth uh what point do you think you embrace your own uniqueness versus like

00:58:31.880 improve your own stuff you know what i'm saying yeah i i that's a great question um that's a

00:58:38.260 great very good question i think i think it's so personal right i was kind of going back to

00:58:44.940 what i said earlier i was dissatisfied with myself specifically my smile for some reason like i you

00:58:53.860 know i i could definitely have gone my whole life with that like little bit of dissatisfaction in

00:59:00.420 the back of my brain but i have the resources to be able to take the action to fix my teeth so i

00:59:06.220 did yeah and now i am happier because of it so yeah for sure like if if you got if you can't do

00:59:12.540 anything about it sure embrace it but if you can why not yeah i had a reason i asked because for

00:59:17.680 some reasons in this morning i was thinking about when i was a little kid i don't know if you guys

00:59:22.100 have ever seen it but i have a birthmark on my face yeah oh yeah hidden behind this lush beard

00:59:26.740 it's a great current moment thank you um but when i was in kindergarten when i was on my way to

00:59:32.040 school i got bullied on the bus so people would be like oh why do you have chocolate on your face

00:59:36.920 or coffee on your face you look like somebody wiped their ass was it darker back then it was 1.00

00:59:40.640 way darker oh way darker so it's more noticeable and that shit fucked with me for sure to the point 1.00

00:59:46.740 where i went to go get it laser removed with my parents like i was i was like in i was put into 0.98

00:59:53.060 special reading because i was like so shy and like so quiet i would like go hang out alone on

00:59:58.820 the playground and i like totally forgot this about my story because i kind of like buried it

01:00:03.120 for some reason it just came to the surface recently and i realized how much that that

01:00:07.840 damaged my self-confidence for sure like going yet my birthmark is so i love it now i don't even

01:00:14.900 think about it but i was it was almost to the point where something that was so unique and

01:00:19.880 beautiful in me i almost wanted to get it removed crazy and and then when i went to go get it

01:00:24.640 removed i was like no like i'm gonna keep it crazy but bro childhood trauma can stem quite literally 1.00

01:00:32.640 everything you do yeah if you're a six-year-old watching this and you're a bully fuck you okay 0.99

01:00:37.920 where do you think those bullies are now out of curiosity what do you think bro i was thinking 0.99

01:00:42.560 that earlier i i think there's some serious karma to that for sure i agree so much yeah so much i

01:00:49.600 I, over the past 10 years, have become such a believer that whatever you put out, whether

01:00:55.400 it's in little comments online, whether it's how you direct yourself towards people in

01:00:58.840 the streets, whether it's holding the door or not holding the door, all of that stuff

01:01:03.620 you put out comes back to you.

01:01:05.600 It takes me back to the Adam Sandler.

01:01:07.420 Wait, Logan hates it.

01:01:08.580 Go ahead.

01:01:08.920 I don't hate it.

01:01:10.900 It's not true in all cases. 0.99

01:01:12.540 I have a kid from my high school who, dude, this kid was a fucking bully. 0.99

01:01:18.840 the bully like linebacker on the football team everything huge massive like went through puberty 1.00

01:01:24.660 at age 10 whatever he even fuck with me a little bit because i told you i was small as a sophomore 0.97

01:01:28.240 in high school and uh i would go up against him on the on the football field and i'd scurry around 0.89

01:01:32.820 him because i was athletic and one time he caught me and he threw me down and like flipped me onto

01:01:36.700 my head and i nearly broke my neck and in the locker room always dealing with him until i was

01:01:40.760 the same size as him was horrifying and then even after he graduated high school causing problems

01:01:46.380 in college on his football team got kicked off 0.99

01:01:48.520 whatever this dude's a fucking 0.99

01:01:50.320 cop now dude like had 1.00

01:01:52.160 so many run-ins with the law as a teenager

01:01:54.380 and young adult and now he is an officer 1.00

01:01:56.560 of the fucking law 1.00

01:01:58.360 wait yeah wait what are you 1.00

01:02:00.260 I think you're affirming yeah that's what I'm saying

01:02:02.500 where's the karma the karma is now

01:02:04.440 the bully is the one protecting us yeah man

01:02:06.280 I don't want him protecting hold on hold on so

01:02:08.000 yeah so two things he's still bullying people

01:02:10.320 in the case of high school

01:02:12.460 QB becoming cop is such

01:02:14.480 a prevalent story because they now they have the stick they got the gun they got the badge and they

01:02:18.480 could still bully you so where's the karma here's here let me tell you let me tell you something 1.00

01:02:21.900 really quick karma is a freezing cold bitch and she takes her time she takes her fucking time 1.00

01:02:29.460 bro when she wants to strike she will strike i had a issue in my own family a very serious issue 1.00

01:02:36.140 with a member of my family who is one of the most rotten people in this world i won't get into it i

01:02:41.880 won't expose him but did some things to my mother and to my grandfather and to our family that was

01:02:45.700 that were just utterly disgusting and my I would always get very angry and I would ask my mom mom 0.99

01:02:51.880 why are you not striking this motherfucker down like for what he's done and she always told me 0.99

01:02:57.540 that he will be taken care of in due time that that what he has put out will come back and I 0.99

01:03:03.680 said but mom it's been 10 years and he's got the new house he just bought another house in this

01:03:07.400 place and this and that and she's like don't worry about it trust me trust me it's coming

01:03:13.040 the wise robin yeah pineapple upside down pineapple sorry about the only fans mom

01:03:18.960 all right you guys want to wrap it up i mean yeah i mean oh yeah the show yes oh yeah

01:03:27.600 when are you going back to hawaii i don't know yet probably not till like june oh sick you're

01:03:33.180 Are we here for a minute?

01:03:33.740 Yeah.

01:03:34.200 Nice.

01:03:35.000 I love you, Spencer.

01:03:35.640 You're daily vlogging now, too?

01:03:36.520 I'm daily vlogging.

01:03:37.240 Daily, yeah, that's right.

01:03:38.440 Check out Spencer's channel.

01:03:39.620 I like his grind.

01:03:40.580 Keep it up, bro, and just be careful.

01:03:42.040 His one from yesterday has like 100K on it.

01:03:44.620 Yeah.

01:03:44.860 What'd you title it?

01:03:46.320 Was that the one with heaven? 0.98

01:03:47.280 Dwarf Mama? 1.00

01:03:47.860 Yeah. 0.98

01:03:48.260 Amazing.

01:03:48.580 Yeah, vegan food and electric cars. 0.98

01:03:49.380 He somehow threw me looking angry as fuck in the background. 0.98

01:03:51.760 Amazing, amazing. 0.96

01:03:53.040 All right, guys.

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