Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E168 GOING DEEP WITH LANA RHOADES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 168

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00:01:30.000 i'm hamza and i'm martin and we're the hosts of out of character the best podcast in the world

00:01:36.900 is that what they said wait they said that yeah yeah they said that the best podcast with two

00:01:41.660 best friends who jabber and talk about topical trendy funny stuff give our input on it that's

00:01:47.140 what you've needed i think up until now listener listen out of character on the iheart radio app

00:01:51.840 apple podcast or wherever you get your podcast sometimes i just feel like a burden you're a bird

00:01:56.900 you fly you're martin and we are out of character podcast dude you messed up the clip i care too

00:02:03.200 much about him like eventually like at some point we're probably not gonna be talking anymore and

00:02:07.400 we're probably gonna we're probably gonna break what and i don't want you to hold on a second

00:02:12.560 let's back it up who pre-wrecks a relationship we need it we need to talk about this i have

00:02:17.440 this at dinner too everyone breaks up at some point all right bye guys i guess i'll just finish

00:02:23.260 the show without you wow real quiet set today let's make a little noise

00:02:34.440 i think the the vibes are just sullen bro they're downshot you know everyone everyone's

00:02:42.800 quarantining everyone's inside with their loved ones spending time with their family and whatnot

00:02:46.300 we're just here doing bullshit podcasts welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the

00:02:50.120 world and that's facts and that's squirrel you know i got that um stuffed animal because 0.99

00:02:55.520 i i have this tattooed next to my penis well and we you weren't gonna get it and then i said you 0.94

00:03:03.360 should get it for the set it'll be good it'll be a good little touch i think he's a good addition 0.98

00:03:06.740 he is what do you call a uh strong vodka drink that you serve while you're locked up at your

00:03:11.600 house for coronavirus couldn't tell you mike a quarantini nice nice what do you call a babe

00:03:17.000 who's locked in the house with you, 0.93

00:03:18.480 who's, you know, your babe.

00:03:20.060 Wish my friend would tell me.

00:03:21.840 I don't know.

00:03:22.700 Quarantine.

00:03:27.560 Should we bring the guest on? 1.00

00:03:28.720 I feel like it's just a bunch of bullshit. 1.00

00:03:30.260 Hold on just one second. 0.99

00:03:32.060 How are you feeling?

00:03:34.120 Not so good, to be honest with you.

00:03:36.000 I still haven't gotten my corona test,

00:03:37.900 and I don't feel great.

00:03:42.660 And I think you may have gotten me sick.

00:03:44.720 But just an upper respiratory infection, yeah?

00:03:46.640 and a dry cough but that's nothing to be worried about right wow the audience is quite dismal

00:03:53.880 it's like a it's like a light rain as an audience well it is it's been raining here in la i like

00:03:59.460 honestly the weather changes my mood it's a low pressure front dude my my vibes are just down i

00:04:05.040 remember when i lived in ohio there was a month where it rained every day straight for the entire

00:04:10.600 time i was a teenager in high school it was the first time i felt legitimately depressed and as

00:04:15.920 a teenager like i didn't really even now i'm sort of confused on how to like process emotion but i

00:04:20.100 remember looking out the window in my health class and i was like i am i am sad i'm chronically sad

00:04:25.080 and i've been sad point is this it's crazy how much weather affects your mood that's why people

00:04:29.720 in seattle they're always yeah like the prep like downtrodden someone they listen to a lot of

00:04:35.140 nirvana and stuff like that sure there's really it's been it's been raining for about a week now

00:04:39.760 i haven't felt you know true happiness there's really only one thing in my life that's making

00:04:44.480 me truly happy right now i was trying to i was throwing it over oh it's actually our guest on

00:04:51.240 the show this is this is a massive episode uh it's long overdue guys she is the most popular 1.00

00:04:56.820 adult film star in the world but she has not shot in three years she's a sweetheart and happens to

00:05:02.440 be dating and doing, my best

00:05:04.520 friend, Mike. Please welcome

00:05:06.680 Lana Rhodes.

00:05:07.700 Yeah!

00:05:10.840 Yeah!

00:05:12.800 Wow. This is

00:05:14.440 going to be great. I don't think we've ever had a...

00:05:16.600 Wow, you guys

00:05:18.600 are really eyeing each other up

00:05:20.680 right off the bat, huh?

00:05:23.020 She doesn't want to wear the headphones.

00:05:24.680 How do you feel about that? You're one of,

00:05:26.340 I think, three guests have not

00:05:28.240 done that. Who are the other ones?

00:05:30.280 I think Steve-O was one. 0.99

00:05:32.440 yeah cause he was like doing backflips and shit 1.00

00:05:35.020 and putting his balls in between his legs 1.00

00:05:37.300 and yeah 0.99

00:05:37.840 but why don't you want to wear headphones

00:05:40.280 it always like gives me anxiety

00:05:42.420 hearing yourself

00:05:43.780 no just like having like

00:05:45.760 it's like changing my senses I guess

00:05:48.260 like putting them over my ears and it's just like

00:05:50.420 really it doesn't feel like

00:05:51.820 I don't know it just makes it

00:05:53.340 I don't know the way

00:05:54.780 I feel like I could relate it's almost like you're

00:05:57.380 the first like few shows when I put them on

00:05:59.360 it's almost like you're stuck in your own head

00:06:01.320 like it blocks off like you're any like outside noise and you really have to get comfortable like

00:06:05.600 being in your own interesting yeah so i also just made that up to make her should i call you by your

00:06:11.560 stage name or real name i don't care either one's fine i mean if you google lana road's real name

00:06:16.120 amara shows up i'll call you lana i'll call you all right lana um before the podcast started today

00:06:21.040 you were sitting on one of those love sacks over there with mike and i heard you say the following

00:06:24.740 sentence my cooters bleeding great so now everyone knows i'm on my period well i was gonna ask like

00:06:33.720 how are you feeling honestly yesterday i had some really serious cramps after me and mike's

00:06:39.500 lovemaking session um today i'm feeling fine though you're very you're very vocal about your

00:06:48.480 lovemaking session with mike and i want to definitely dive into you were the one like

00:06:52.720 A couple days ago

00:06:54.360 Like questioning us

00:06:55.500 About our sex life

00:06:57.080 I'm very inquisitive

00:06:58.340 I'm intrigued

00:06:59.460 He knows how to ask

00:07:00.260 The right questions

00:07:01.040 Well

00:07:01.440 Like you posted this

00:07:03.460 On Twitter 0.99

00:07:05.000 Got that bomb dick last night 0.99

00:07:07.180 It was true 1.00

00:07:07.860 It was really good

00:07:08.620 But it's crazy

00:07:09.500 Because like 0.99

00:07:10.100 I know that bomb dick 0.99

00:07:11.620 Is my friend 0.99

00:07:12.340 And I have a name

00:07:14.200 It's just a fascinating dynamic

00:07:18.560 That you two have

00:07:19.400 And she's got my shirt on 1.00

00:07:20.520 In it too

00:07:21.000 Which she has now claimed

00:07:22.680 does her shirt i'm gonna need that back i'm just getting washed right now guys please wash it

00:07:27.080 because my dryer is broken have you ever been used to uh a relationship uh the intimate part

00:07:32.980 of it being this like it's so weird it's so weird for me like i've watched other people go through

00:07:39.580 it like uh banks and alissa your brother multiple times you with chloe but even especially not me

00:07:46.340 even they aren't as vocal about their sex about the sex portion of it yeah i mean it's uh it's

00:07:51.620 been interesting I kind of I guess I've kind of looked

00:07:53.560 at it as kind of like just like a fun

00:07:55.080 thing I'm so you know I'm such an open person

00:07:57.500 I think both of us are we're so willing to

00:07:59.580 like exploit our lives for content I don't

00:08:01.380 I don't think Mike really cares though like for

00:08:03.460 example whenever he got 0.95

00:08:05.520 his leanie sucked 1.00

00:08:06.780 she's talking about the infamous cheating 1.00

00:08:11.320 she said that he had a small dick and he 0.99

00:08:15.580 was like babe can you please tweet that 1.00

00:08:17.600 my dick is not small and I was like 1.00

00:08:19.320 No, this is your problem. 1.00

00:08:20.760 I'm not going to do it.

00:08:22.520 That's great.

00:08:23.580 That's almost instant karma.

00:08:25.820 So I would say that Mike almost wants me to talk.

00:08:28.280 Oh, and on the podcast that we did the other day,

00:08:30.320 he was like, babe, go into detail.

00:08:32.340 Tell them how good I am.

00:08:33.400 I did?

00:08:34.180 Yeah, you did.

00:08:35.700 And you wanted me to be so graphic.

00:08:37.640 And it's just like, I don't talk like that.

00:08:39.140 But it is very good, babe.

00:08:41.640 Oh, babe.

00:08:43.180 Wow.

00:08:43.500 What makes it so great?

00:08:44.800 Oh, see, this is good.

00:08:46.080 This is when you could actually utilize that non-discretion.

00:08:49.020 Do you want to tell them what I tell you?

00:08:51.920 Yeah, go ahead.

00:08:52.640 No, you tell them.

00:08:53.820 Nah, you tell them.

00:08:54.520 If I say it, trust me.

00:08:55.940 If I say it, I'll be eaten by the audience.

00:08:57.540 You have to say it.

00:08:58.040 Quite literally.

00:09:00.960 It's so personal, though.

00:09:02.760 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:09:03.820 I don't know if that argument applies with you.

00:09:06.120 I feel shy now even to post nudes on my Twitter.

00:09:09.180 I was going to ask you about that.

00:09:10.860 So I'm like, I don't know.

00:09:12.400 Everyone's like, you should be fine just doing anything, but I'm not.

00:09:15.020 I totally get that.

00:09:15.920 And when I tell people, when I talk to people about you, I say Amara, who's like his girlfriend and Lana Rhodes are completely different people.

00:09:23.860 Like, like truthfully, the the stage name that you have in Lana Rhodes.

00:09:31.260 I didn't know what to expect the first time I met you when I brought you into Surprise Mike.

00:09:35.420 And you're you're so much more chill and sweet and real life than I would have expected.

00:09:41.140 Thank you, babe.

00:09:42.680 Come on. 0.99

00:09:43.180 You're usually yapping up a storm.

00:09:44.580 You were on a podcast the other day with us.

00:09:46.260 You talked the whole time.

00:09:47.260 You talked the whole time.

00:09:48.660 All that you ever want to do is talk about yourself.

00:09:53.180 Why did I know this was going to turn into a roast session?

00:09:56.920 Mike knows nothing about me, but I know everything about him.

00:10:02.400 So what do you see in him?

00:10:04.520 I mean, he's sweet sometimes.

00:10:06.220 He's sweet a lot of times.

00:10:07.540 A lot of times.

00:10:08.800 Besides, whenever I have a problem with something, then he always tells me that there's nothing wrong.

00:10:12.560 And that's what really annoys me about him.

00:10:14.580 what like for example whenever we went to that restaurant the other day and they upset me talking

00:10:19.320 about my pants he was like no babe you should agree with them like everything's fine like 0.93

00:10:23.880 i want him to be more like yeah babe you're right like give you a pat on the butt and be like you

00:10:29.280 got this babe you're right yeah she just wants me to support her unconditionally it's always my fault

00:10:34.520 i'm sure not i'm sure not always i think this is i think what you're describing is a relationship

00:10:39.120 and you guys have to find the balance but both of you both of you because if he's making a point

00:10:43.240 that that particular circumstance I'm not sure I wasn't sure all my boyfriends in the past if I'm

00:10:49.400 like yeah babe you're right well she's definitely she's definitely dated like a lot of more like

00:10:54.560 this is Lana Rhodes I'm just gonna lay down and take whatever she's offering type guys like I just 0.98

00:11:00.320 tell her what it is you know what I'm saying like when she argues with me about dumb shit or what I 0.99

00:11:03.920 consider to be dumb shit I'm like yo this is dumb shit and I'm not willing to have this argument 1.00

00:11:07.820 with you and she's like fine I'm fucking leaving and we argue for a little bit and then she leaves 1.00

00:11:11.600 And then she calls me five minutes later and says, babe, I didn't want to leave. 0.97

00:11:14.660 Can I come back now?

00:11:15.620 And I'm like, absolutely.

00:11:16.560 Come on back. 1.00

00:11:17.080 But you're driving or paying for your own Uber because I didn't make that fucking stupid 1.00

00:11:20.540 argument happen. 1.00

00:11:21.060 You said you would pay for my Uber back and you didn't make that argument happen.

00:11:25.660 What are you trying to do right now?

00:11:28.820 All you do all day is literally sit in front of me and tell me how great I am.

00:11:33.140 And then you come on the show just to roast me. 0.99

00:11:35.340 Like, what the fuck is happening right now? 1.00

00:11:37.500 You couldn't even explain why it's bomb dick. 1.00

00:11:41.600 I feel like it fits 0.99

00:11:43.660 really well. That makes sense.

00:11:45.780 Yeah. It's probably the best

00:11:47.740 feeling one for my vagina 1.00

00:11:49.860 that I've had. It's like one of those 0.99

00:11:51.860 it's a good fit. Yeah. It's a good fit.

00:11:54.240 That's cool. Maybe that means

00:11:55.940 you guys are meant to be. Because I'm

00:11:57.880 sitting in between you right now and to be honest, it doesn't

00:11:59.900 feel like you're a couple. She's 0.89

00:12:01.220 being mean today. I think she takes this route

00:12:03.800 when she tries to produce quick comedy 0.94

00:12:06.000 that she wants to just hit some bangers.

00:12:07.840 It's funny though. Maybe it's just defensive because I

00:12:09.820 don't want to talk about myself.

00:12:11.600 you are the guest of the show

00:12:13.480 well no but she's also but also more than the guest of the show

00:12:16.440 you know you're part of the family now

00:12:18.240 it's like it doesn't have to we can talk about whatever you want

00:12:20.240 what do you want to talk about

00:12:21.600 that's interesting I could give you some lead offs

00:12:24.380 do you guys have any questions

00:12:25.100 I have tons

00:12:26.340 so you said she's part of the family now

00:12:28.680 and you are

00:12:30.360 and it started as a vlog

00:12:32.120 right

00:12:33.040 it started as a vlog I brought you in

00:12:36.480 to surprise my friend Mike with you

00:12:38.640 and now all of a sudden you're dating him

00:12:40.000 yeah we're dating that's kind of weird yeah it is crazy remember you asked me in the car you're 0.91

00:12:44.240 like in any way would you ever like be attracted to mike or like mike and i was like no fucking way

00:12:50.100 you said you don't like white guys yeah because you used her last husband or and people before 0.86

00:12:55.880 he was a syrian he wasn't white right it's different and i was like the only white guy 0.57

00:13:00.380 that you ever well i dated that other white guy every story i have just collapses under the

00:13:06.080 pressure of truth i'm just kidding has it been weird being integrated into our world and like 0.69

00:13:13.320 this weird shit that goes on at this house i'm not really used to like living like a normal life i

00:13:22.720 guess so it's not like that different for me that's maybe why you fit in like we're all kind 0.91

00:13:27.300 of just misfits you know what's weird too remember i told you this before like i felt really

00:13:31.380 comfortable with you guys like just off the bat like usually i have like really really bad anxiety

00:13:35.880 like around new people and i won't talk at all i was so i'm i wanted to do my best to

00:13:42.080 be as respectful as possible yeah because i know like given your uh previous line of work

00:13:48.000 i'm sure people treat you a different way act a certain way towards you even like

00:13:51.900 that situation you were describing at the restaurant yeah um which but can you do you

00:13:56.260 want to can you elaborate on that a little bit the hostess of the restaurant sitting right there

00:14:02.420 So it's making the conversation difficult

00:14:04.580 I mean it might not have been the reason

00:14:09.700 Because we found out later

00:14:10.880 That there was like another girl

00:14:12.320 Who was wearing like a similar outfit

00:14:14.300 Like literally like it was black pants

00:14:16.660 With like cutouts 0.99

00:14:17.500 The issue was there was too much skin on your butt 0.99

00:14:19.800 That was showing 0.98

00:14:20.400 Yeah but I mean these pants were like

00:14:23.380 There wasn't really anything wrong

00:14:25.320 That's sort of why I internalized it

00:14:29.460 As like they were discriminating against me

00:14:31.840 because he knew who I was and I felt like they might have looked different on me than on someone

00:14:36.880 else just because who I was but then there was another girl who I don't think is in the same

00:14:41.640 line of work as me who was wearing a similar outfit and they told her that she couldn't wear

00:14:45.700 that too but she thought that it was because the color of her skin so we both because like both of

00:14:50.520 our outfits weren't bad so we felt like discriminated against but I'm not sure if that was the case both

00:14:54.820 you felt slighted I mean who knows if there's like actual validity in it and there might be

00:14:59.140 i'm wondering though if it's the same guy and he just was like they're too hot they can't be here

00:15:04.020 they're too hot let's look at it let's look at it as a holistic issue though like she was a

00:15:08.980 have you have you dealt with that kind of stuff like in other parts of your life and like what

00:15:14.120 has it been like i feel like we haven't given much context because we brought her in as a friend like

00:15:19.040 have we talked like to any of the viewers about like when how long were you how long did you work

00:15:23.200 for how did you get started how long did you shoot for and how long have you been out for like give

00:15:27.480 us like a quick like 30 second like context that doesn't hurt me she's like well my favorite

00:15:35.360 performer that I um okay so whenever I turned 19 well I've been working adult like since I was like

00:15:43.620 16 sorry what's that not like porn though but like I was like dancing from like 16 like I had like

00:15:50.020 sugar daddies online whenever I was 16 wait really I was still a virgin like I never slept with

00:15:55.660 anyone you were just hustling yeah i used to like to get like my first pair of like stripper shoes

00:16:01.640 i like found like guys on craigslist that lived in like different states i don't even know these

00:16:07.280 stories and i i think like i used the name danny and i was just talking to them and i'm like

00:16:12.780 and they'd like i'd like pick out stripper shoes that i wanted and they'd send them to me and i'm

00:16:19.980 like I'd send the pictures of like my feet in them

00:16:22.120 and I was like 16 and so I got like my first pair

00:16:25.900 of stripper shoes and I went to the strip club.

00:16:27.580 What are stripper shoes? 0.99

00:16:29.080 Like heels? 1.00

00:16:30.080 Like the clear like shoes.

00:16:31.520 Oh, okay.

00:16:32.180 Yeah, and my mom saw them and she was like,

00:16:34.460 what are these for?

00:16:35.480 And like she's seen that they're for a different name

00:16:37.360 and she was like really confused

00:16:38.620 and I was just like, they're for my friend.

00:16:40.840 Was that before or after you were kidnapped 0.96

00:16:44.140 by the hippie mafia? 0.97

00:16:45.600 Because that happened as well, right?

00:16:47.400 Okay, so explain that.

00:16:49.020 How old were you?

00:16:49.740 i was like around the same time okay so can you explain this you were a troubled teenager is it

00:16:55.780 safe to say or or you maybe just didn't find your way right off the bat um i had like something

00:17:03.100 happen like earlier on and before that i was like a really good kid like i was in cheerleading like

00:17:07.840 i was just like perfect and then i had like this trauma and then i found it like hard to fit in

00:17:13.620 with people and so i found like these other people that were just really accepting of everyone

00:17:18.480 and it was these hippies but they were actually

00:17:20.620 like criminals they weren't real hippies 1.00

00:17:22.480 oh shit 1.00

00:17:23.080 hippie criminals those are the worst 1.00

00:17:26.880 kind yeah and then that's whenever 0.97

00:17:28.680 like they like put me on to like

00:17:30.680 stripping like go get money

00:17:32.660 for us oh that's how it started 0.64

00:17:34.940 wait so you were working for

00:17:36.780 them in a way yeah and like they

00:17:38.840 were like doing other stuff

00:17:40.880 like get money for everyone it was like a group

00:17:42.820 effort and what brought

00:17:44.900 it was a group effort to bring a collective

00:17:46.760 of money to the whole yeah i guess it was a gang of hippies so you could do what as the guest just

00:17:52.760 like i don't know just probably for them to buy drugs i don't know was the leader named charles

00:17:58.440 manson why did you do that just because there was a group of people to fit in with just 15.

00:18:05.800 like i feel like whenever you're younger like belonging and having friends is more important

00:18:09.720 than it is whenever you're an adult and so then like i was kind of like my sister how she's like

00:18:14.760 Like, I just want to hang out with my friends.

00:18:17.740 And so that was like my most important thing

00:18:20.120 whenever I was that age

00:18:21.040 was just like having friends, I guess.

00:18:22.740 I don't know.

00:18:23.540 I don't feel like that now, obviously.

00:18:24.920 I'm like a complete loner.

00:18:26.420 What was the trauma?

00:18:27.900 Do you feel comfortable talking about it?

00:18:29.740 I probably can't.

00:18:30.960 I haven't even told Mike a lot.

00:18:32.280 You don't have to.

00:18:32.800 Yeah, you don't have to.

00:18:34.820 And that eventually led to you

00:18:37.300 being the small person

00:18:39.120 that got put through windows

00:18:40.120 to rob houses at one point, right?

00:18:41.880 Is that what it was?

00:18:42.480 I've never talked about this on camera, Mike.

00:18:44.760 Well, people don't know you're well, people know that I went.

00:18:47.580 So I went to prison for like a year from like 16 to 17 or like almost 18, actually.

00:18:55.880 As a result of that, what I just talked about, right?

00:18:57.940 Yeah.

00:18:58.480 And like I look out of this.

00:19:00.880 Well, they sort of.

00:19:02.920 Clan of hippies.

00:19:05.600 They're like bump up the Jimi Hendrix boys.

00:19:07.660 We got a house to rob today. 1.00

00:19:09.180 Put the little girl through the window. 1.00

00:19:10.560 We'll make out with all the bricks. 0.99

00:19:11.980 like what the fuck is going on out there you should go imagine me the first time i'm hearing 0.99

00:19:17.980 this story i'm in a new relationship she's like well she's like before i started doing porn when 0.99

00:19:23.000 i was about 16 i was a house robber with the hippie mafia and i'm like sorry could you just 0.80

00:19:27.900 play that back one more fucking time but it's part of the overall story of me and her because 0.84

00:19:33.220 i said this on on no jumper and i've said on a couple other podcasts as well her stories well 0.99

00:19:39.480 crazy are only as crazy as my craziest stories you know what i'm saying not even and so a lot 0.99

00:19:46.440 of her like yo what the fuck is she talking about fits in well with my what the fuck is he talking 0.99

00:19:50.380 about and you end up with these two people who have very troubled pasts but are now in very very 0.99

00:19:55.280 good places as you as you can tell from a business and a financial standpoint she was able to use the

00:20:01.800 industry for what it was worth for and then now she's she's an instagram model just like anyone 1.00

00:20:06.200 else and she's got eight and a half million followers and she gets crazy engagement and

00:20:09.600 she's got a Lamborghini and an R8 and an E63 Mercedes and a Range Rover and two houses

00:20:13.840 and she's crushed it you know and so she was able to pick up the pieces of her past and

00:20:19.280 turn it into something that is wilder than most people ever accomplished in their entire

00:20:22.280 life and so it's one of the really attractive things to me about her is just how she was

00:20:25.740 able to flip that what do you think of that thanks baby you said it pretty well I'm trying

00:20:31.260 gonna help you because i do the unfortunate thing especially when it comes to anxiety or even just

00:20:36.520 mood is like there some days she will talk a lot and i don't know if it's the rain or the weather

00:20:42.360 or this set or something but she's she's being shy today well it's also because we're we're

00:20:46.340 interacting on the set of a podcast not like his friends like i'm here to ask you questions that i

00:20:50.660 kind of already know some of the answers to it's more like the setting too like it's like very

00:20:54.540 clinical and like that's what's like giving me anxiety it sounds so stupid but the sign like 0.87

00:21:00.140 the table. 0.94

00:21:02.040 Can we turn this light off?

00:21:04.380 No.

00:21:06.180 Is there a chance

00:21:07.260 that she's the only person that's mentioned this and we have a cold

00:21:10.280 studio? I mean, it is a very...

00:21:12.620 No, it's just a very...

00:21:13.720 Maybe if Ginger sits next to me, it'll make me feel better.

00:21:17.580 Is there something

00:21:18.340 that I can cuddle with? 0.78

00:21:19.600 I'm going to give you Kong. Rest in peace, by the way.

00:21:21.520 All right, P. Kong. 0.95

00:21:23.100 Have we not thought about this?

00:21:24.880 Is the set intimidating, Dylan?

00:21:27.460 I actually feel so much better now

00:21:30.620 All podcast sets are

00:21:31.460 Now she's holding Kong 0.55

00:21:32.260 Is this why she cuddles you?

00:21:33.780 Is it because of 1.00

00:21:34.220 She's always cuddling me

00:21:35.560 Constantly

00:21:36.700 Is he a good cuddler?

00:21:38.040 He's really good

00:21:38.720 And I saw an impulsive 1.00

00:21:40.440 What the fuck 0.99

00:21:43.020 What is that? 1.00

00:21:43.680 Hold on

00:21:44.160 Stop

00:21:45.020 We got walkies

00:21:47.900 Yeah, receive

00:21:55.400 I saw it

00:21:56.360 Over

00:21:56.700 this is kilo

00:22:00.520 this is kilo in position eight

00:22:03.880 it seems like we've got a compromised

00:22:05.480 liability on the set

00:22:06.780 I'm going to need someone to come in with a test immediately

00:22:09.640 get on the Corona Kits ASAP over 0.96

00:22:13.200 on the way over

00:22:15.000 alright cool

00:22:16.120 anyways

00:22:18.080 what was that cough

00:22:18.940 yeah you feeling okay

00:22:21.100 because we know Mike had an upper respiratory block

00:22:23.140 and a severe dry cough

00:22:24.800 But it's not like those are the two main symptoms of a global virus

00:22:27.980 I'm the one who gave it to him

00:22:28.960 I think it's passed for both of us

00:22:30.840 We might have actually had corona earlier on 0.99

00:22:33.040 I'm telling you this because y'all are doing missionary sex 0.99

00:22:35.460 Because you're coughing in each other's faces 0.99

00:22:37.880 This close

00:22:38.840 It started in Miami

00:22:41.260 At Jake Paul's fight

00:22:42.320 That's where it all started

00:22:43.180 Remember I was super sick and I didn't want to go out

00:22:45.480 Oh I do remember that

00:22:46.900 That's whenever it started for me

00:22:48.520 And then I gave it to him

00:22:49.720 And that's what he was sick with like last week

00:22:51.520 it's crazy to imagine that like within

00:22:53.700 like a week of knowing her that we end up

00:22:56.020 on this like journey to Miami together

00:22:57.780 and we're locked up in a room with you and the girl

00:22:59.980 that you were talking to I think that's why it

00:23:01.960 worked though because like when you're in a tight

00:23:04.020 space like that with someone

00:23:05.620 you bond very quickly

00:23:07.420 you know we had no choice a lot of time together yeah exactly 0.92

00:23:09.880 like I even walked in on you guys having sex

00:23:11.880 once and I say walked in but I was in 0.66

00:23:13.880 the kitchen we had sex for the first time on

00:23:15.920 that trip and so yeah 0.92

00:23:17.780 tell the story Logan

00:23:18.680 i was minding my business in the kitchen you remember this oh yeah that time yeah yeah i don't

00:23:27.900 know if i wanted to the point is i just like saw you guys you know and it was like the second time

00:23:31.900 so it was all it was just like a heated it was well yeah supposed to be an important moment and

00:23:35.200 you saw us and you were very playful about the situation i'm kind of happy that he stopped it

00:23:41.380 because that was before me and mike having good sex and it was just like so awful like i'm sort

00:23:46.720 happy that you intruded we got off to a bad side there's dude i mean a lot of relationships are

00:23:51.260 like that it takes like a a very uh particular chemistry set to match up during sex and it

00:24:00.680 sometimes doesn't happen right off the bat yeah the first two times like i thought like no way

00:24:04.720 i'm gonna like date this guy or keep having sex with him because it was just so so bad i remember

00:24:09.640 i was like this is so awkward and like horrible we like we like tried to like we like tried to 0.86

00:24:15.660 like not force it but it was like in shared spaces like it was either next to you or next

00:24:20.560 to riley reed like she was being you were being too like like hyper about it like literally the

00:24:26.600 second the time that you like stopped us he like he like ripped off his pants 0.99

00:24:31.960 it was like he hadn't had sex ever in his life in mike's defense he was probably pretty fucking 0.99

00:24:41.020 excited like lana you are the number one porn star in the world in the world i'm sure people 0.98

00:24:45.660 come in with expectations for like what you're gonna do and what you're capable of and i don't 0.91

00:24:49.880 do any of that like any of it probably the first few times you have sex with me as well like i'm

00:24:54.420 not gonna be enthusiastic about it or do anything special because i don't like you enough yet

00:24:58.600 like for me the more i'll do during sex depends on how much i like you yeah how do you how do you

00:25:04.640 i don't understand like how do you turn that flip on like the the lana roads that i saw

00:25:09.960 on camera the three years ago like where where does that come from well that's just basically

00:25:16.340 like i wanted to be good at my job so like i'd think of things what can i say during a scene

00:25:20.780 how should i act during really to make this scene better so that it sells better and so you know i

00:25:26.960 can excel in my career i guess yeah but did it feel like did you enjoy it like did it feel like

00:25:35.640 work at one point i think whenever i first started i think i was like excited you know like new career

00:25:42.140 this that um and then there was a point where i was excited about like my fans reactions to my

00:25:49.900 scenes and stuff and like them saying oh you're so good like this was so great um and that made

00:25:55.000 me feel good but like sexually it was like i never felt anything sexually during it no yeah

00:26:01.920 interesting by the way in my defense the reason i was so excited one of the reasons was one

00:26:07.240 obviously because of what you said because of being her but two was we were in a room that 0.88

00:26:12.480 had no door on it staying with other with three other people in the fucking room and when i found 0.98

00:26:17.440 an opportunity i was trying to fucking strike quickly exactly and then of course you walked in 0.98

00:26:23.080 in this infamous uh scene of you interrupting chairs being thrown strangulation and also 0.96

00:26:27.880 I will never stop micro-busting a nut, right?

00:26:31.280 Yeah, you can't get in the way of that.

00:26:33.060 Yeah, that can get tricky.

00:26:35.560 Anyways.

00:26:36.460 Now every time you call me crazy, I just think of that

00:26:39.760 because that was the most over-exaggerated reaction to something.

00:26:43.460 I flipped out.

00:26:44.220 I can get away with so much now.

00:26:46.580 I don't know if that's true.

00:26:48.200 I don't know.

00:26:48.700 But that was insane.

00:26:50.060 But that was also between him and I.

00:26:51.700 And I pushed him.

00:26:53.220 I assaulted my friend.

00:26:54.260 Yeah, but even before that, he was so mad.

00:26:56.440 like you went from zero to one no no no he was he was he went from frustrated to

00:27:01.140 very very angry because i pushed him yeah i think that was it became like two men just going at it

00:27:07.820 i think that was the closest i've been to getting to actually getting worst fight yeah yeah probably

00:27:13.440 that was i've never seen him like this i felt like you guys were fighting a lot like on that

00:27:17.880 trip and then now it's like settled down close quarters we're living in the same room together

00:27:22.220 that was that was even like the day before that you guys were like clashing like i don't think

00:27:25.760 people understand the balance of being friends business partners vlog partners podcast partners

00:27:36.300 like i think people like watch the show turn on and they're like this is their relationship like

00:27:42.640 like you guys you guys see the tip of the iceberg of what this relationship is the other 99.9 percent

00:27:50.900 of it unfortunately is underwater it's like even with us fully exploiting ourselves like they don't

00:27:55.080 know the daily back and

00:27:57.140 forth of you know

00:27:58.820 problems were up against business things were up against

00:28:01.140 all of the dealings that go on all

00:28:02.980 the all the stuff I mean I'm even

00:28:04.900 weary of that

00:28:07.160 with you two because like I don't know

00:28:08.840 anything about your relationship

00:28:10.860 all I know is like I introduce you guys and like

00:28:13.160 I put you guys on the vlog sometimes

00:28:15.400 but every time you're like gone

00:28:17.300 you disappear even like when you put her in your

00:28:19.240 content like is it is it weird

00:28:21.360 I don't

00:28:23.220 know just like being uh having more of your life on the internet now because you were you were

00:28:28.160 typically pretty private besides the stuff that normal people keep private i don't feel like i'm

00:28:35.480 sharing anything that intimate like in the vlogs like it's just like our last vlog funny stuff my

00:28:41.160 last vlog you said you were trying to jerk mike off at cvs oh yeah that's funny it was funny

00:28:46.420 but it did actually happen i have more of a hard time sharing like actual personal stuff

00:28:53.080 like that stuff's fine like it's not it is it's not really amounting to like who i am as a person

00:28:59.860 you know what i mean i feel like it is the polar opposite for everyone else really i think so i

00:29:05.380 think so oh yeah absolutely what what do you mean of course i have i have a different perception of

00:29:10.460 like what's socially acceptable like sexually like to say and what not to say like the lines

00:29:17.260 like kind of blurred for me because of like my past i feel like yeah absolutely why did you start

00:29:23.380 doing porn um i never know the answer to that question really i just like one day i think i

00:29:34.780 was like 14 and i just like got the idea and i was like i'm gonna do that no way but surely you

00:29:40.580 were how's that possible weren't you like conscious of what people would think of it

00:29:45.640 like you happen to come out successful

00:29:47.500 I feel like I knew that I was

00:29:49.600 going to be though like just at 14 I was just like 0.98

00:29:51.660 you're going to be like the number one porn star 0.99

00:29:53.540 do it really damn you had 0.99

00:29:55.620 that she thought about the same 0.96

00:29:57.700 way you did it being the number one entertainer

00:29:59.580 crazy yeah pretty much like

00:30:01.260 everything Jesus Christ wow

00:30:03.580 seems like a wild time for a phone

00:30:05.660 call yeah

00:30:06.220 sorry pretty much

00:30:09.680 like everything that I knew that I was going to

00:30:11.620 do with my life whenever I was younger like happened

00:30:13.560 like exactly like it's kind of weird

00:30:15.520 manifestation i'm just so worried about the people who have like that goal in mind or

00:30:22.500 a large goal a massive goal like that and it does not happen

00:30:26.200 like you got you got a lot you're you're a point zero zero zero zero one percent when they have

00:30:33.560 they have to like know that it's like not gonna happen how did you know that at 14 i was just like

00:30:38.440 i was just like 110 sure like my guidance counselors in school my therapist was like

00:30:44.220 that's not a good idea like you can't what you told them wait wait you said you were still but

00:30:49.180 were you still a virgin at this point yeah it was so it didn't make sense at all like i hadn't even

00:30:53.300 had my first kiss and you wait why did you tell your guidance counselor at school they're like 0.98

00:30:58.800 don't you want to focus on school like don't you want to go to college like you're gonna be a loser 0.61

00:31:03.320 like you're not gonna have any money you're not gonna do anything i was like no i'm gonna do this

00:31:07.260 this and this and they're like well that's not gonna happen plus like you probably need therapy 0.93

00:31:11.580 because who should do porn 1.00

00:31:12.780 what the fuck 1.00

00:31:16.120 how would you know that you would even 1.00

00:31:17.840 I feel like I'm missing

00:31:19.400 a key

00:31:21.420 pocket of your life that would maybe

00:31:24.120 explain a little bit more

00:31:26.180 it's probably the thing that she's not talking about

00:31:27.920 which is fine

00:31:29.600 because I've always been intrigued by this

00:31:31.480 and by how you got to where you were

00:31:33.840 because you also have this hustler mentality 1.00

00:31:35.500 where you quite literally gamed the fuck 0.96

00:31:38.000 out of the system and you still are today 0.67

00:31:40.100 i don't know i just wake up every day and like work towards things so what though is it is it

00:31:46.520 what are you chasing money is it right now i'm kind of like like i was just telling you about

00:31:51.620 this other day like i'm sort of feeling down because i feel like eventually you get to a point

00:31:56.340 where you're like already on a high level and then it's like what do i do next yeah and i like

00:32:01.480 having a goal and waking up every day and working towards something and i just don't have that right

00:32:05.360 now and it's making me feel a little like down and depressed what about a goal of just maintaining

00:32:10.700 happiness well i think she's saying that that happiness comes from yeah it comes for me it

00:32:16.220 comes from success and like achieving things and i feel like if i think too much about happiness

00:32:20.420 then i'll be more depressed and sad this this feeling is not uncommon dude like we talk about

00:32:25.900 it all the time steve weatherford talked for talked about when he came on our podcast he won

00:32:30.020 the super bowl and he was in the locker room and he's like and then it's over well now yeah that's

00:32:34.960 it and then he stopped playing football and

00:32:36.920 became a motivational speaker Tyson Fury

00:32:38.840 won all the championship belts one

00:32:40.940 he was at the top and it's like now what then he fell

00:32:42.980 into a massive hole of depression and drugs

00:32:44.740 yeah I honestly think like the climb to

00:32:46.940 get to where you want to be is like

00:32:48.960 the happiest time so fun so fun

00:32:50.600 yeah and then once you get it it's just like

00:32:52.520 you just wake up in the morning and you're 0.94

00:32:54.960 like what's my fucking purpose interesting 0.99

00:32:56.880 I told her to pick a new 0.98

00:32:58.560 a new goal because

00:33:00.160 what do I do like honestly like the higher you

00:33:02.900 get in your career just in life

00:33:04.840 like you have less goals to choose from and it's like what is actually a realistic goal because

00:33:10.220 you're are you are you uh do you have any projects you're working on or anything any endeavors that

00:33:16.020 are undergoing in your life nothing that i'm like really excited or like passionate about maybe maybe

00:33:21.580 maybe try to get one and advice for anyone listening as well like it'll just like pop in

00:33:25.960 and i'll be like okay that's it but i haven't had any of those like moments lately she started

00:33:30.720 shooting some YouTube content.

00:33:32.320 No, it's not for YouTube. It's for Pornhub.

00:33:34.160 But originally it was going to...

00:33:36.200 It's like

00:33:38.140 YouTube content, but then it has

00:33:40.420 sexual on your toes in it.

00:33:41.420 Tell them about it. 0.99

00:33:43.540 Basically, I decided to start shooting

00:33:46.280 some vlogs.

00:33:47.660 Taking some inspiration from you guys.

00:33:50.000 Porn vlogs? Yeah, porn vlogs. 0.99

00:33:51.860 And then I'm mixing sex in with it. 0.99

00:33:54.160 But it's like her and 0.63

00:33:55.880 girls and toys. It's all girl and girl. 1.00

00:33:57.940 So you're having sex with other women? 0.99

00:33:59.580 um this sounds so bad but i i'm really like bored of like doing sexual stuff on camera 0.99

00:34:08.240 and so it's mostly i'm inviting young girls who are still excited about having sex on camera 0.91

00:34:14.920 and then i have them do the flashing and sex on camera and i'm just i just basically direct them 0.87

00:34:20.900 really yeah she's like oh my friend she'll like be doing a vlog she'll have breakfast she'll take 1.00

00:34:25.060 her shower and then like some girl

00:34:27.120 will stop by and they'll be the one that like interacts 0.93

00:34:29.240 sexually and so that goes on porn but the thing

00:34:30.880 is is the other day

00:34:33.020 she had been talking about doing YouTube stuff as well

00:34:34.880 and if you look

00:34:37.000 at especially the vlog that I put

00:34:39.060 out if you're watching this on Thursday on Tuesday

00:34:41.140 two days ago she

00:34:42.880 took over the vlog at one point it was welcome to

00:34:45.000 the Lana show and I wish I could even

00:34:46.720 I should pull this part up because it's so 0.93

00:34:48.720 crazy how good she is when

00:34:50.920 she gets rolling it's just I think

00:34:52.960 like a lot of people I know I know I think

00:34:54.960 a lot of people out there watching this right now can relate

00:34:57.060 to being

00:34:58.460 shy or when you first

00:35:01.000 get put onto something to having to feel

00:35:02.940 it out, but she's great on camera.

00:35:04.480 I don't want to say she's great on camera

00:35:06.860 because most people watching this know that, but

00:35:08.700 in a different respect.

00:35:10.860 It's different whenever I'm recording stuff for your

00:35:12.980 vlog, though. Whenever it comes to mine, I'm

00:35:15.000 like, oh, fuck, what do I do? 0.99

00:35:16.600 It's so much harder, right? It's so much 1.00

00:35:18.820 harder. I feel like because you overthink it so much.

00:35:21.540 You're thinking about everything

00:35:22.780 and you sort of have to. You think about

00:35:24.720 for me anyways the story the lighting like how you're gonna edit it because you you did uh i

00:35:29.720 saw mike show me that cut you did that jump cut uh we threw the clothes at the girl and she was

00:35:34.100 all of a sudden like it's it's cool that you're like not just point and shoot all the time um

00:35:39.460 and there's actually like a strategy that goes behind it uh does it is it hard for you to get

00:35:45.720 into relationships like was this hard for you i'm pretty much i'm a relationship person so i'd say

00:35:52.460 i'm more comfortable in a relationship than not in one i guess just like finding a finding a

00:35:58.660 a dude who isn't insecure about your past right i've never had guys not want to like date me

00:36:04.840 because of like the porn thing i feel like because i'm so different in real life like they don't even

00:36:09.480 think about me like that once they get to know me but sometimes it is like like with my ex he'd get

00:36:15.220 very upset like so we broke we were together before i did porn um and then we broke up because

00:36:21.520 he went to prison for a period of time

00:36:23.260 and then he got out

00:36:25.600 and I had already quit porn so we got back

00:36:27.460 together and the first few

00:36:29.440 months were really really difficult for him

00:36:31.560 like because he while he was

00:36:33.400 in prison you were shooting yeah

00:36:35.260 but and he was telling me

00:36:37.240 sounds horrible he'd call me on the phone

00:36:39.680 and like he broke up with me though before

00:36:41.480 he went to jail so he couldn't

00:36:43.280 he couldn't have any say about like me

00:36:45.340 shooting porn or anything is there a chance you just 0.99

00:36:47.500 spy fucked all those dudes on camera 1.00

00:36:49.320 because you went to jail 0.99

00:36:51.320 well he broke the way that he broke up with me wasn't nice so maybe it's quite possible maybe

00:36:57.020 it's your I think that I felt like I felt like abandoned by him and so I was just like

00:37:02.340 because there was a I told you that I wanted to do porn whenever I was 14 and then I didn't do

00:37:08.860 it for a while because I was with my ex and then also everyone was like you should try going to

00:37:13.740 school and all this stuff so I tried that first and I tried putting off doing porn and so I guess

00:37:18.980 whenever he broke up with me and just like left me i was like well no one cares about me anyway

00:37:24.040 so i'm just gonna go and do this oh yeah blessing i was gonna say and a curse but like not really

00:37:31.700 yeah i don't think it was like a spite thing it was more like a sad thing like he doesn't care

00:37:36.640 about me so why should i care about myself and i'm just gonna go do this but it turned out really

00:37:40.520 well for me so i think part of the reason maybe also is because you're not shooting anymore

00:37:44.280 oh what yeah i mean that's the reason why we're dating like if she was still shooting we wouldn't

00:37:49.700 be we wouldn't be dating she knows that and and and it's and it's that's not me saying like you'll

00:37:54.180 you'll never do porn again it's as long as we have a relationship together she won't be shooting

00:37:58.760 scenes do you know what i'm saying and like if she if she found that she wanted to shoot scenes

00:38:02.180 that was more important to her i would say i would give her my full blessing well i put now at this

00:38:07.240 point i'd probably be quite upset because i would want to lose her but like i want her to be

00:38:10.920 successful and be happy in her life and whatever

00:38:12.920 whatever that is but

00:38:14.100 I think also there's a lot of people

00:38:17.000 a lot of men maybe

00:38:18.840 watching this show right now or who watch my

00:38:20.240 content who have comments to make

00:38:22.820 about her past when in reality

00:38:24.980 like given the opportunity any one of those

00:38:26.840 guys would have would 1.00

00:38:27.840 drop to their fucking knees and wafer up do you know 1.00

00:38:30.800 what I'm saying like these are those are empty 1.00

00:38:32.800 problems as you said you've never had a

00:38:34.540 problem with a guy in the past once you show once you guys

00:38:36.800 have interest in each other where they say oh your past

00:38:39.000 or what you're currently doing affects that yeah i mean i would understand if i'm still shooting

00:38:44.100 like for example i told you i was talking to that one guy tommy who i really liked and like i was

00:38:49.340 working on months like getting him to date me like he didn't want to because he was friends with my

00:38:53.280 ex and come to find out he had a girlfriend that i didn't know about but i was like so so close and

00:38:58.020 like i like worked on him for like months and months and like he was finally gonna date me

00:39:02.980 but he still had a girlfriend so i signed the browser's contract and whenever i did that i was

00:39:08.340 like i can't like have him break up with his girlfriend and then like i go and do this so i 0.50

00:39:13.520 sort of like pushed him away because i knew that i'd be fucking up his life if like noble yeah if

00:39:20.020 you're gonna shoot again and then when we started talking because this is definitely a huge topic 0.74

00:39:24.100 people that are fans of yours have been waiting for this new browsers content have you talked

00:39:29.000 about this at all i mean we talked about it a little bit on you talked about on no jumper

00:39:33.620 i know jumper she wasn't there for that but uh but yeah you what happened with the brothers

00:39:39.100 contract and i mean what happened there i don't think that i was ever actually gonna do it i just

00:39:46.060 i was like breaking up with my husband like i was feeling bored in life kind of like the dancing

00:39:51.300 thing and they like offered me all this money and like all this stuff and like i was just like

00:39:56.620 this seems like it'll be exciting and offer like a spice to my life but also because i have that

00:40:01.820 issue with like body fluids and i i just don't really want to have sex with a bunch of like

00:40:07.840 random people i guess yeah that makes sense i don't think i actually would have been able to

00:40:11.680 do it honestly she has this strange anxiety that i guess came came about recently came about

00:40:19.920 recently of body fluids but how is that i don't understand how you went from like being so

00:40:26.000 over comfortable with it and just cool with anything to a point where you

00:40:29.160 are you don't want it anywhere near you now because i've because i've seen some of the most 0.99

00:40:35.040 disgusting cum shots like what you have talked about these you had one that looked like mashed 0.98

00:40:40.920 potatoes i think you said yeah no it was like boogers and luckily it didn't land on me it was 0.98

00:40:46.460 a scene with two other girls it was a vr scene and we were sitting on like a rock in a pool and

00:40:51.620 he was supposed to come on our faces and luckily it didn't get on me but i just saw it on the other

00:40:56.100 girls and i started gagging you got post-traumatic yeah and that was i think that was the point 0.88

00:41:00.160 where i was like ptcd i don't want cum in my mouth anymore or on my face and i think i started 0.95

00:41:05.640 like dodging it at that point imagine being the actor the male actor and like you've always had 0.91

00:41:11.000 willing participants and now you have this like person that's like playing frogger they're like

00:41:14.940 gotta be faster than that just cum shots are just shooting all over the place missing missing

00:41:21.080 it's asteroids bro

00:41:22.940 I think people started noticing too

00:41:26.600 because they were like why isn't Lana letting it get in her mouth 0.97

00:41:29.000 anymore

00:41:29.500 that's his reaction 0.98

00:41:34.680 when he quite literally has no idea what the fuck 0.99

00:41:36.740 to say to something like that 0.97

00:41:38.100 I don't know

00:41:40.360 that's crazy

00:41:41.940 and I'm also looking over at

00:41:44.720 the one day when our

00:41:46.560 sound guy who monitors what's said

00:41:48.760 on this podcast isn't here to listen and Danny

00:41:50.620 is just listening to all of this.

00:41:51.980 Our Christian, sweet, pure, virgin Danny.

00:41:57.280 This was a great day to have Danny do it, guys.

00:41:59.860 Everything is just right in her ears.

00:42:02.080 Brad, the sound engineer,

00:42:03.700 didn't come in because of corona.

00:42:05.360 Yeah, he's scared.

00:42:06.100 Can't believe you're here, Danny.

00:42:06.940 Can't believe you're here, Dylan.

00:42:08.320 Probably contracted it.

00:42:10.180 She flexed.

00:42:15.440 She's locked in and clocked in.

00:42:18.000 What about you, Mike?

00:42:18.720 How does a guy like you not be insecure

00:42:21.620 In this relationship

00:42:24.340 So one thing that's really

00:42:26.060 Helped with me

00:42:27.140 Are you talking about

00:42:28.780 Like you see the comments

00:42:31.960 You see the kids in the real life

00:42:34.120 Asking where's Lana

00:42:34.960 Not only is she

00:42:36.200 You're great right

00:42:37.800 But she's like she's the breadwinner 0.62

00:42:40.300 She got more clout 1.00

00:42:41.840 And she has a notorious past 0.98

00:42:44.240 These are three things that would terrify

00:42:46.520 Most gentlemen

00:42:47.620 you you you said it a little bit on adam 22's podcast but i want to pick your brain a little

00:42:54.440 bit here yeah i think i think the biggest one is uh and i think what you're talking about from adam's

00:42:59.120 um podcast is that is regarding my past is that which piece you're talking about or what was

00:43:04.340 everything i think i think more than anything the biggest thing is um is knowing is knowing

00:43:10.300 what's important to her i know what's important to her and so like she she has this past you know

00:43:16.340 she has this has all the things that happen but our relationship and what we've built between each

00:43:23.800 other and like the the care that we give to each other and how we feel about each other i know is

00:43:27.880 so important to her and so like yes she has every single rapper in her dms and every single football

00:43:34.780 player across the world and soccer player and basketball player yes like we we know that it's

00:43:38.560 been established but she quite literally deletes the messages in front of me she's like you are

00:43:43.600 you are what i care about you are the thing that i care about and you're the thing that gets me off

00:43:48.780 you know what i'm saying and so when somebody like her says that to me like what am i going

00:43:52.380 to be insecure about you know what i'm saying like um just like it's like it's like i think

00:43:57.600 a lot i think a lot of girls out there can relate to this so and and i hope guys that are watching

00:44:04.220 this that feel insecure in the relationship can relate to it as well girls don't act like us

00:44:09.060 they don't act like us they don't act like guys do guys are in a relationship and then they see 0.99

00:44:13.840 the next hot piece of ass and they're like oh my god like i wish i had those those today and that 0.98

00:44:18.220 today and that today the richest man in the world could hit up whoever's watching this girlfriend 1.00

00:44:24.020 right now and if it's a real one she won't answer that message because she has a relationship with 1.00

00:44:29.420 you she has a mental connection with you women create this strong chemical and mental bond to 1.00

00:44:38.040 their mates that is unbreakable in in certain cases and i know in la we have obviously have

00:44:44.360 have difficulties with that and people cheat and all that kind of stuff happens but for the most

00:44:47.680 part women are are um are are mates they are they they have a lifelong partner gene built into their

00:44:56.180 their dna into their code and so even the way that she loves in the first couple months of 1.00

00:45:02.480 this relationship is very indicative of the kind of person she is she does not care how much money

00:45:07.480 you have, how many touchdowns you threw,

00:45:09.380 how much rap you've put out in the past year. She doesn't give a

00:45:11.520 fuck. She looks at me 1.00

00:45:13.400 as the alpha of alphas.

00:45:15.680 Is that true?

00:45:17.560 I mean, maybe I overwent a little bit.

00:45:19.740 To me, Mike's the number one guy.

00:45:22.220 That's what the alpha is.

00:45:24.160 Yeah.

00:45:27.480 Y'all went viral

00:45:29.280 because on his vlog, right, he mentioned

00:45:31.280 an Australian soccer player with like a hundred

00:45:33.340 plus million followers.

00:45:35.360 Yeah, a soccer player with like

00:45:37.260 43 million followers

00:45:38.820 and they almost

00:45:41.300 found out who it was

00:45:42.040 I actually guessed the two

00:45:45.000 wrong ones

00:45:45.880 I think to cause drama because those two were 0.91

00:45:48.980 married or something and this one's 0.79

00:45:51.100 single

00:45:51.420 I just

00:45:55.040 don't

00:45:55.660 similarly to her where

00:46:00.620 she thinks about things

00:46:03.060 differently in life that's how I am too

00:46:05.200 I think about things very

00:46:07.160 very differently uh versus like what the average person like the average person would be like the

00:46:12.180 average person would be like oh my god like she's she's been with all these guys before me like how

00:46:16.520 do i measure up you know what i'm saying as long as she's telling me after our sex that it was

00:46:21.680 incredible and that like and i'm asking her what i can change she's telling me we're communicating

00:46:25.300 i have no i have no issues whatsoever with that you know what i'm saying and so um i think everybody

00:46:30.840 has a past everybody's been through stuff and i guess i guess i'm just it's easier for me to get

00:46:36.560 past that kind of stuff and to just live in the now

00:46:38.560 and what I see in the now

00:46:40.460 is a very, very sweet girl who's driven and

00:46:42.440 beautiful and focused and

00:46:44.020 hilarious and I love spending time with her

00:46:46.420 and that's what I see. That's what I have.

00:46:48.520 Damn. Let's hope you don't fuck it up, eh? 1.00

00:46:53.440 I sent you 1.00

00:46:54.160 a video of what she's like when she

00:46:56.260 turns on. I just want... Wait, what?

00:46:58.660 Yeah. Mike, you sent him a video of my point?

00:47:00.600 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wrong

00:47:02.240 turn on. Yeah, go back just

00:47:04.480 a little. 1.00

00:47:04.700 uh here let me go that would be awful i feel like everyone just watch her get gangbanged now 0.98

00:47:11.260 right now here in a pulser no that's not healthy

00:47:15.340 oh i see can i have one of these drinks hey guys welcome back to my channel it's your favorite

00:47:23.160 stepsister lana rose and this is the lana shift right now i'm with my filthy rich boyfriend driving

00:47:29.460 in his lamborghini we're about to go to sacksmith avenue and buy a bunch of shoes for me on his

00:47:35.740 credit card that's true except for the fact that i'm driving the car do i want to ask you any

00:47:40.540 questions how do you feel about me babe um i think you're a very very very sweet girl

00:47:46.480 guys at what point in a relationship like how many months in do you say i love you

00:47:50.720 you guys are like bonnie and cline i'm just gonna say it i know outlaws driving away in a lambo

00:47:56.540 What's the whole thing that he made me?

00:47:58.260 The Lana shift? 0.67

00:47:59.100 For his...

00:47:59.920 Yeah, it's mad cute, man.

00:48:01.160 I'm happy for y'all, but also... 1.00

00:48:02.700 Fuck y'all. 1.00

00:48:03.460 What picture is... 1.00

00:48:04.100 Is that the new picture, though?

00:48:05.100 I didn't make that.

00:48:06.120 The editor did.

00:48:06.720 But do you see how she can...

00:48:08.380 Like, when she gets comfortable,

00:48:09.720 like, from a dialogue standpoint

00:48:11.420 and a vlog standpoint?

00:48:12.460 Like, if you did that on your vlogs,

00:48:13.980 like, you'd get millions of views.

00:48:15.860 It's just so much harder

00:48:16.740 when you're doing it for, like, yourself.

00:48:18.580 Like, what we're talking about.

00:48:20.460 Can you stay close to that mic, babe?

00:48:22.140 I can try.

00:48:23.240 Thanks.

00:48:23.520 I told you guys I was gonna be really bad at this.

00:48:25.960 No, you're fine.

00:48:26.940 That's the infamous Riley Reid mic, by the way.

00:48:28.780 Oh, really?

00:48:29.300 Yeah, she deep-throwed it.

00:48:30.280 Should I see who can put it down freely?

00:48:33.380 Absolutely not.

00:48:35.920 Well, no.

00:48:37.780 First of all, imagine being this conflicted right now.

00:48:41.680 No, first of all, I don't think it's sanitary to do so.

00:48:46.060 Yeah, probably not during these times.

00:48:48.360 Somebody was just talking to it.

00:48:49.980 I'm just very competitive, and I kind of want to see.

00:48:53.300 I'm going to sit this

00:48:55.640 I'm not going to do it

00:48:57.180 I don't know

00:48:59.160 She did get pretty far

00:49:00.640 Did she get the whole thing?

00:49:05.080 No

00:49:05.300 I think I could do the whole thing

00:49:06.840 I don't think you could

00:49:07.620 Do you want to bring this upstairs later

00:49:12.420 And just see

00:49:13.000 Record it

00:49:15.320 For personal knowledge

00:49:17.460 Whether or not you could do it

00:49:18.740 We could also sanitize it

00:49:20.900 Riley went like this 1.00

00:49:21.700 When she did

00:49:22.020 She was like 0.99

00:49:22.300 I don't know she had a technique

00:49:26.380 Though I have a I feel like I have a bigger

00:49:28.280 Mouth than Riley though

00:49:29.360 Like my whole head's bigger than her head

00:49:32.560 How weird is it

00:49:33.980 When there's like when you're talking to 0.82

00:49:36.220 A porn star when there's like her ex-porn star 0.91

00:49:38.000 There's feelings involved like she's like your little sister 0.97

00:49:40.240 And my girlfriend and like you talked to her about this kind of stuff

00:49:42.220 And you're just like you're like please

00:49:44.240 She's like my mouth is

00:49:46.000 Much bigger than Riley's I'm like that's nice

00:49:48.080 Yeah yeah I'm just like I'm just like

00:49:50.340 This normally like if a

00:49:52.140 if like her like kiss her when they were on the show 1.00

00:49:54.360 I'm like yeah why don't you fucking show the fucking 0.99

00:49:56.320 audience and now I'm just like 1.00

00:49:58.300 I'm like I hope she fucking stops it 0.99

00:49:59.960 that's crazy 0.98

00:50:03.080 I was gonna ask you this

00:50:05.260 cause you mentioned this in a vlog 0.65

00:50:07.920 before that you don't like fast sex

00:50:10.180 right that's what made the 0.99

00:50:12.300 super rhythmic speedy sex

00:50:14.380 what does make a guy good 0.98

00:50:16.220 at sex

00:50:16.820 well with Mike he actually does like 0.89

00:50:20.240 every time that we have sex like every single 0.54

00:50:22.460 type of stroke like he doesn't just do one

00:50:24.560 so

00:50:25.900 I would not have guessed this

00:50:27.940 is it cause you care

00:50:29.580 I hate to say this but I think it's

00:50:32.540 cause I've been at it for a long time

00:50:34.420 experience is everything

00:50:36.280 that kind of grosses me out like whenever I think

00:50:38.500 about it

00:50:38.840 sometimes I think like why is he 1.00

00:50:42.460 so good at sex and I'm like fuck it's cause he's 1.00

00:50:44.360 fucked so many girls 1.00

00:50:45.200 well that's also been the other kind of savior and this is 0.98

00:50:48.460 the thing i talked about on adam that's been the other savior for us like if i was like some like

00:50:52.180 if i was dan the male danny coming into this relationship some simp guy that's like trying

00:50:57.700 to figure out like no no i just mean i just mean all i mean is a virgin just a virgin just a virgin

00:51:02.380 that's all i mean i don't sorry i don't know how that came out but if i but if i was just like a

00:51:06.400 if i was like a virgin like simp dude who came into the relationship never having sex before

00:51:11.340 and just like i'm okay with the fact that you've done all that stuff babe no i think it takes a 0.94

00:51:16.580 an experienced cowboy to wrangle the stallion.

00:51:18.800 That's not what I mean either.

00:51:19.920 That's not what I mean either. 0.99

00:51:20.660 All I mean is like my past is fucked too. 0.99

00:51:24.200 It just doesn't happen to be on camera. 0.99

00:51:25.880 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:51:26.780 Except that one time with the VCR.

00:51:29.080 That's true, that we talked about on the show before.

00:51:31.000 But like, I think another thing,

00:51:33.000 you could speak to it more,

00:51:33.940 but I think another thing that makes a good lover too,

00:51:36.260 and maybe you could attest to it as well,

00:51:37.940 is the details.

00:51:40.100 Even as much as like cradling a girl's head

00:51:42.060 when you're a missionary 0.60

00:51:42.720 and she doesn't have anything to put her head on

00:51:44.200 for some reason, like the pillow moves.

00:51:45.840 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:46.320 like certain like little moves like are the details that come along with experience you know

00:51:51.480 what's helped me a lot is my wrestling background really yeah this is the most amazing thing i've

00:51:56.980 ever heard dead serious yeah just like i know how to like manipulate bodies and like i'm always

00:52:01.640 aware of where all your like limbs are and where your head is yeah my dad was almost a professional

00:52:08.180 wrestler like wwe no like wrestling wrestling like real wrestling what do you mean isn't that

00:52:14.420 fake wrestling no no it's real but like yeah yeah like olympics like really yeah yeah yeah

00:52:19.340 both my parents were pre-olympic were you athletic so yeah i take back what i said about your babies

00:52:26.600 guys i'm not talking about this no yeah i really do yeah we should just go somewhere else he was

00:52:34.060 pretty upset when we got home i was upset with myself logan said that me and lana would have

00:52:38.700 ugly babies he was like well more than anything he was not even bringing her into it basically he

00:52:44.820 was just saying mike is gonna have ugly babies which was and at first like we joke really hard 0.98

00:52:50.480 at each other not the first time he said something like that though like one time we were sitting on

00:52:54.180 the love sacks and logan was like you don't want to have kids with him like you should have kids

00:52:58.880 with me you said that or you said something like that something along those lines was there anyone

00:53:04.480 else there or is it just you too? I think you need to say this

00:53:06.420 verbatim otherwise. I don't

00:53:08.160 remember like exactly what you said. I didn't tell

00:53:10.520 you you should have kids with movies. 1.00

00:53:12.780 She goes something like that. Like what?

00:53:15.100 I need you to verbatim

00:53:16.520 try to say what I said. That's whenever

00:53:18.500 I told you like that our kids would look like 0.89

00:53:21.060 albino mice.

00:53:22.680 I don't remember exactly what you said.

00:53:25.100 You're talking about like

00:53:26.300 from a sperm donor point of view

00:53:28.260 not like me and Logan.

00:53:29.700 Oh wait I think it was cause

00:53:31.420 you said you didn't want a kid.

00:53:34.020 you did want a kid

00:53:35.060 and I said I'll donate 1.00

00:53:35.900 my sperm 0.81

00:53:36.500 to give you guys a kid 0.95

00:53:37.980 because you know 1.00

00:53:38.720 she wants to use a surrogate 1.00

00:53:39.680 yeah that was it 0.98

00:53:40.300 that was it

00:53:40.820 anyways

00:53:42.060 do you

00:53:43.140 do you

00:53:44.780 do you want to talk

00:53:45.560 about the surrogate

00:53:46.220 situation at all

00:53:47.040 like not why

00:53:47.780 but like

00:53:48.260 you want 1.00

00:53:48.840 she wants to have 0.98

00:53:49.640 a carrier 0.71

00:53:50.560 for her child 1.00

00:53:51.340 she doesn't want 0.71

00:53:51.820 to have an extra child 1.00

00:53:52.420 she wants to 0.99

00:53:52.920 that's what Kim and Kanye do 0.93

00:53:54.320 oh really

00:53:55.600 and most of the time

00:53:56.780 what David doesn't realize

00:53:57.840 because he was roasting me

00:53:59.020 for saying that

00:53:59.660 I want to use a surrogate

00:54:00.560 and a sperm donor 0.88

00:54:01.300 a lot of people

00:54:02.160 use surrogates

00:54:02.960 it's because they can't

00:54:03.840 have kids naturally or they have some sort of medical condition i'm not sure i've had because

00:54:09.120 i was trying to have a baby with my ex-husband and i did have a miscarriage so i'm not sure

00:54:14.840 that's completely valid and i wasn't really looking to use a surrogate until after that

00:54:20.500 happened so david you should feel very bad about your comments that you made i'm so sorry

00:54:26.180 I thrive in chaos

00:54:31.520 and calamity 1.00

00:54:32.820 fucking 1.00

00:54:33.420 and the excitement 1.00

00:54:34.760 yeah it was me

00:54:39.580 and I apologize

00:54:40.140 over

00:54:40.560 this is Kilo

00:54:45.020 we do confirm

00:54:46.140 we have a cough on deck

00:54:47.240 I'm gonna need a negative

00:54:48.260 pressure outlet

00:54:48.900 of this room

00:54:49.380 in the next 35 minutes

00:54:50.340 please

00:54:50.700 over

00:54:52.000 negative pressure outlet

00:54:53.420 happening now

00:54:54.160 over

00:54:54.600 back to the pocket

00:54:56.160 over it designer babies david has a problem with designer babies david wants babies that are born

00:55:06.120 out of love i agree with him i do i really do but i believe that the route we are going down

00:55:12.300 is closer and closer to a place where designer babies are more accepted uh we've been talking

00:55:17.420 about this for years i bet you by 2035 2040 people are there's more designer babies you know

00:55:23.080 come into fruition people want the certain color skin they want the certain color eyes they want

00:55:27.160 the right brain it's not just about that whenever you make a baby chemically through the lab like

00:55:34.120 with an egg test to be your egg um they can test the egg for certain genetics like sure yeah

00:55:43.720 genetic engineering so yeah so i could make sure that my baby doesn't have schizophrenia like my

00:55:49.400 sister because growing up and seeing that like it was really really hard for me and my mom

00:55:54.480 so i honestly wouldn't want to raise a kid with that because it's very um it's very hectic even

00:56:01.040 like my mom's still babysitting her to this day so it's important to me like not to end up in that

00:56:05.840 situation for sure i think there's a a buttload of uh complications that come in 2020 nowadays

00:56:13.300 or anyways with

00:56:15.120 test tube babies.

00:56:17.620 So I've heard. Really?

00:56:18.820 Yeah, still, yeah. Just like they come out

00:56:20.860 I mean, obviously it's not a natural

00:56:22.860 way of conception.

00:56:24.980 Why do you think they come out as like

00:56:26.460 psychopaths? No, no, no, no, no. I just know

00:56:28.840 there can be a lot of health

00:56:30.720 complications should something not go

00:56:32.760 right in the test tube that is incubating

00:56:34.840 your child. Have you been doing a lot of

00:56:36.740 research in this? We've watched a couple shows.

00:56:39.400 There is a documentary on Netflix

00:56:40.800 about it, actually. Wait, documentary?

00:56:43.000 Do you want to talk about that?

00:56:44.380 That she leaves the aura?

00:56:45.400 For everyone listening, we know that she says whenever, when she should be saying when.

00:56:50.060 And she says, she calls them documentaries.

00:56:52.280 It's like the A just doesn't exist.

00:56:54.120 She becomes British and she says documentary.

00:56:55.600 Documentary. 0.98

00:56:56.200 Here's my question.

00:56:57.120 In the documentary you're talking about, it was called, we watched it.

00:57:00.620 Yeah, what was it called again, mate?

00:57:02.420 It was part of like a series.

00:57:05.580 It was a series, full part series.

00:57:07.200 I can't remember.

00:57:07.700 I watched it on the garage that time.

00:57:09.200 Anyways, here's my question.

00:57:13.000 it's called

00:57:14.820 unnatural selection we talked about on the show before

00:57:17.820 here's my question employees are

00:57:19.620 imperfect employees as you

00:57:21.760 know better than anyone employees

00:57:23.660 are imperfect right the people

00:57:25.720 that are doing lab and designer

00:57:27.560 babies are at the end of the day employees

00:57:29.840 what stops

00:57:31.580 said employee from accidentally

00:57:33.500 putting the genome for lettuce

00:57:35.500 into your kids arm hole and now

00:57:37.660 your kid comes out and he has a

00:57:39.280 cabbage as an arm do you know

00:57:41.700 what I'm saying? Like, that kind of shit doesn't 1.00

00:57:43.640 happen when it's sperm to egg. That only 1.00

00:57:45.680 happens when they take, like, Genome 3

00:57:47.820 to Whole 4, accidentally

00:57:49.660 put the cabbage in, bro. Or, like,

00:57:51.800 kale. What if your baby has toes

00:57:53.700 made of kale? 1.00

00:57:55.220 Can you fucking imagine that shit? 1.00

00:57:57.280 Or a fish head. If it's a physical thing, 1.00

00:57:59.700 they would be able to tell early on, and they

00:58:01.660 would obviously, like... So, like, your

00:58:03.580 cabbage-armed baby just gets sliced and

00:58:05.700 diced? Ah, you put them at Mademoiselle's 0.50

00:58:08.280 Wax Museum.

00:58:09.260 Wax Museum

00:58:11.180 The one cabbage baby

00:58:13.080 David what do you think about that

00:58:15.660 We're so far off track now 0.99

00:58:19.500 Yo you ever gonna shoot porn again 0.99

00:58:21.440 David's a big family man 1.00

00:58:22.940 You ever gonna shoot porn again 0.99

00:58:23.960 No 0.89

00:58:24.840 Really

00:58:26.080 Cause I heard 0.96

00:58:28.140 You're trying to drag my friend 0.99

00:58:30.360 Into your OnlyFans 1.00

00:58:32.020 And I won't let him do it

00:58:34.280 Like his hand maybe

00:58:35.980 Unacceptable

00:58:37.020 Has your hand been in OnlyFans

00:58:38.960 no no one time i one time i asked him to use his hands in my video but he said no is that ever

00:58:46.700 gonna change are you ever gonna break don't do it mike no i don't i don't want him to because i don't

00:58:50.740 want i care too much about him like eventually like at some point we're probably not gonna be

00:58:56.660 talking anymore and we're probably gonna we're probably gonna break what and i don't want you

00:59:01.860 to hold on a sec let's back it up who pre-wrecks a relationship we need it we need to talk about

00:59:06.760 I have this at dinner, too.

00:59:08.320 Everyone breaks up at some point.

00:59:11.460 All right, bye, guys.

00:59:12.620 I guess I'll just finish the show without you.

00:59:14.420 Yeah, take over. 1.00

00:59:15.880 Take over the line of shit. 0.99

00:59:17.160 So, guys, you can sign up. 0.99

00:59:18.720 I'm my OnlyFans.

00:59:19.380 Whoa!

00:59:23.700 She's sharp. 0.72

00:59:25.040 Why would you say that?

00:59:26.020 Babe, how long do we have left?

00:59:27.440 Am I at risk today?

00:59:29.440 No, babe.

00:59:30.860 I said this because the point that David had is why wouldn't you have a baby with someone that you love?

00:59:35.780 and my you don't love me no oh you don't love wait the show is just tumbling down

00:59:42.320 my point was what's the percent of people that get divorced like 55 yeah no one really stays

00:59:50.320 together forever so at some point like not no one half no wait i bet you it's higher now

00:59:55.800 it's lower lower lower are they really people getting smarter are they really happy probably

00:59:59.580 not force themselves so whenever it gets to that point where you're not happy in a relationship

01:00:04.200 i think that you should leave well you've had the luxury and i've had this too uh of kind of

01:00:10.320 being able to do whatever the fuck you want when you want and the moment and i can probably relate 0.95

01:00:15.660 to you here the moment i get uncomfortable with something i have the privilege to be able to cut 0.91

01:00:20.780 the cord yeah but there's like something noble about staying in a relationship and making it

01:00:26.300 work with like my ex-husband like probably for like half of like the last year that we were

01:00:32.400 together i really didn't want to be with him anymore and i told him that but like i stayed

01:00:37.040 just to make him happy because did you guys go to a couple's therapy um no i don't think that we did

01:00:43.340 but talk about making a true effort no we really did well i made a true effort he was still really

01:00:47.880 happy in the relationship and i tried to stay for a really long time just because i knew if i left

01:00:52.720 it was gonna lower his sperm count no his um chance of beating coronavirus no cabbage arm

01:00:59.960 disorder. See, it's getting better.

01:01:01.720 45% of marriages in the United States

01:01:03.860 today ended divorce, but to her

01:01:05.920 point, 60% of

01:01:07.880 second marriages ended divorce.

01:01:09.940 You think they'd get it right the second time.

01:01:11.200 And so you're absolutely right. There's a good chance

01:01:14.000 that I'll be 0.97

01:01:16.000 spanking my dank by myself. 0.98

01:01:18.260 What I think is going to happen is 0.96

01:01:19.720 Mike said that he doesn't want to get married

01:01:21.900 ever and he doesn't want to have kids ever.

01:01:24.040 So what I think is going to happen is that I'm going to

01:01:25.920 want to do those things and he's not

01:01:27.940 going to want to and that's when we're going to

01:01:29.720 He's lying about both those things

01:01:31.840 He also said he'd never be in a relationship

01:01:33.840 Really? I've never seen him like this ever

01:01:36.600 The day he came to me

01:01:38.280 This was sort of

01:01:39.820 I'm actually not going to say it

01:01:41.100 He came to me

01:01:43.960 And he was like hey man

01:01:45.540 I think she's finally

01:01:47.960 Crossed that line

01:01:48.900 She broke through the wall

01:01:50.300 I go what do you mean Mike?

01:01:52.760 You

01:01:53.080 Wait was it recently?

01:01:56.680 No

01:01:56.840 When was it?

01:01:59.720 I can't say it

01:02:00.280 Tell me

01:02:02.060 No because

01:02:02.600 One makes him look too desperate 1.00

01:02:03.880 One makes him look like a dickhead 0.99

01:02:05.140 Was it like 0.99

01:02:05.940 Yesterday

01:02:06.700 No it wasn't

01:02:08.040 No I can't say

01:02:09.040 But here

01:02:10.160 Instead of the time

01:02:10.740 Was it this morning

01:02:11.460 No no no

01:02:11.940 The point is you've broken in

01:02:13.600 And like I've lost my friend

01:02:15.300 So I'm gonna need him back soon

01:02:17.780 You broke in

01:02:18.640 You can't have him back

01:02:19.840 That's

01:02:20.800 Yeah it's not gonna work

01:02:21.340 And it's just gonna get worse for you

01:02:22.860 Okay well

01:02:23.380 Cause I'm slowly dragging him

01:02:25.060 Yeah yeah

01:02:25.700 For sure

01:02:26.320 Hey hey

01:02:27.140 yeah we'll see about that 0.96

01:02:29.860 we'll fucking see about that 1.00

01:02:31.460 she had to drag me kicking and screaming 1.00

01:02:34.360 dude 1.00

01:02:34.740 at first at least 1.00

01:02:37.320 babe you're a liar like I'm impulsive 0.98

01:02:39.780 the other day you said that you don't like cuddling 0.99

01:02:41.940 like he's like the biggest cuddle pack

01:02:44.200 that is not true

01:02:45.880 I do not

01:02:47.120 I say to her here's what I say

01:02:49.360 before bed before we go to sleep at night

01:02:51.840 she tries to face to face

01:02:54.040 cuddle me which

01:02:54.820 for like sleeping.

01:02:57.460 And then I say to her, 0.98

01:02:58.320 do you put her head right here? 0.99

01:02:59.260 No, so she does that 1.00

01:03:00.420 and I always get hot 1.00

01:03:01.440 and I also,

01:03:02.020 there's like a lot of breathing

01:03:02.900 and obviously the potential virus risk.

01:03:05.420 And also worst case scenario,

01:03:06.680 you have like potentially

01:03:08.420 someone looking at you

01:03:09.380 while you're sleeping,

01:03:10.000 which obviously is the scariest thing

01:03:11.080 in the entire world.

01:03:11.740 There's nothing scarier.

01:03:12.960 And so I always say the same line to her.

01:03:15.220 I say, assume the position.

01:03:17.060 That's what I say to her.

01:03:17.700 And that means flip over,

01:03:19.140 facing away from me.

01:03:20.240 Yeah, the spoon.

01:03:20.860 And I'll give you the arm.

01:03:21.840 And I give her the arm

01:03:22.940 and then as soon as I hear this,

01:03:24.820 wait but then you end up turning over

01:03:29.640 and then I

01:03:30.500 and then I flip to the other way 1.00

01:03:31.740 and then she tries to spoon me

01:03:32.800 in the middle of the night

01:03:33.480 and it's the best ever

01:03:34.340 but I'm not a huge cuddler

01:03:35.660 but one thing I will say about her

01:03:37.220 also

01:03:38.400 is she

01:03:39.720 over the past 1.00

01:03:40.560 are you sending a fucking novel 1.00

01:03:42.020 to Charles Emerson 1.00

01:03:42.900 what the fuck are you doing right now 0.99

01:03:44.740 I was writing a note 1.00

01:03:45.160 you know I write notes

01:03:45.880 one

01:03:46.260 the other thing

01:03:47.700 he's like must get rid of Lana 1.00

01:03:49.240 must kill Lana 0.99

01:03:50.720 nah nah I wasn't doing that 1.00

01:03:52.720 the other thing she's done too

01:03:53.920 has had some high-profile freakouts

01:03:56.060 when she's woken up

01:03:58.720 in the middle of the night.

01:03:59.320 I heard you started screaming one night.

01:04:01.640 You had a nightmare, huh?

01:04:03.040 Oh, because he was like,

01:04:04.180 babe, can you move over?

01:04:05.400 It was whenever we first started dating.

01:04:06.940 Whenever?

01:04:07.980 Huh?

01:04:08.440 The whole, anytime?

01:04:10.200 You can't, whenever, whenever,

01:04:13.160 whenever, the first.

01:04:15.920 Whenever is a broad spectrum.

01:04:17.580 When we first started dating,

01:04:19.560 Logan, Paul.

01:04:21.140 I'm going to help you.

01:04:21.680 um i guess he was like babe can you move over and i just started screaming i thought that i was

01:04:27.960 sleeping next to like a scary person jeffrey dom in many ways in many ways you are sleeping

01:04:32.680 next to a scary person why do you say that just like you know one of his ex-girlfriends told me

01:04:37.620 she like came to my show in new york i guess it wasn't his ex-girlfriend but it was a girl

01:04:42.180 he used to talk to that grew up with him and she just kind of followed me around the club the whole

01:04:46.680 night saying mike's a sociopath i can't believe he likes you so much you should have asked her

01:04:51.280 what that word meant

01:04:52.280 and you know

01:04:52.620 what she would have said?

01:04:53.540 You know what she would have said?

01:04:54.160 She bounced back and forth 1.00

01:04:55.040 between sociopath and psychopath. 0.98

01:04:56.840 Do you know 0.61

01:04:57.740 what she would have said

01:04:58.420 if you asked her

01:04:58.960 what the word meant?

01:05:01.040 No one knows 0.99

01:05:01.720 what that fucking word means. 0.99

01:05:02.960 Somebody who studies sociology. 0.99

01:05:04.660 Any normal human

01:05:05.440 should not be diagnosing

01:05:06.460 people sociopath.

01:05:07.320 Like there's a sociopathic spectrum

01:05:09.140 every single human

01:05:09.860 somewhere on it.

01:05:10.520 Some people are zero

01:05:11.160 some people are a hundred.

01:05:12.240 She also woke me up

01:05:13.040 the other night.

01:05:13.740 Sometimes I'm definitely

01:05:14.340 more sociopathic.

01:05:15.940 Welcome to humanity. 0.89

01:05:18.300 Like everyone changes

01:05:19.140 every day.

01:05:20.680 Anyway what?

01:05:21.280 she also woke me up the other night

01:05:23.120 we got in a fight at like 1.00

01:05:25.620 what time we get oh she was trying to leave 1.00

01:05:27.960 the house at 4.30am because she was telling 0.99

01:05:29.940 me that I don't really like her

01:05:31.120 she woke me

01:05:33.760 I look up I look up next to my bed 0.84

01:05:36.020 and she goes

01:05:36.640 babe I can't get out the front door I'm like

01:05:39.820 probably because you're not supposed

01:05:41.860 to be at the front door because it's 4.30am and you're supposed 0.99

01:05:43.860 to be sleeping right fucking there 0.98

01:05:45.700 so what are you doing she's like I want to leave 0.98

01:05:47.380 you don't like me and I know it and I'm like 1.00

01:05:49.840 babe slow the fuck down 0.98

01:05:52.080 I like you a lot 0.99

01:05:53.800 I'd like you even more if you're right here 0.99

01:05:56.380 fucking sleeping right now 1.00

01:05:57.960 and she's like I gotta get out of here 0.99

01:05:59.260 so finally I convince her

01:06:00.940 I'm like listen I don't know what you're feeling

01:06:03.480 we talked about she gets back in bed

01:06:05.240 then of course you have the breakup 0.94

01:06:07.640 what happens next the makeup sex

01:06:09.580 so now it's 4.45am I'm looking at the watch 0.99

01:06:11.800 fucking hey I gotta get up and fucking like 0.99

01:06:13.580 what the fuck so I finish 0.99

01:06:15.220 about an hour 1.00

01:06:17.900 later she

01:06:19.600 she starts, she wakes me up out of a sound sleep

01:06:22.160 and she's like, bugs, bugs, bugs

01:06:24.080 they're everywhere 0.98

01:06:25.020 and I'm like, what the fuck is going on 0.99

01:06:28.100 with this chick right now? 1.00

01:06:29.240 You gave me those worms. I gave her CBD worms 1.00

01:06:32.220 and I think she, they're 3,500

01:06:34.180 milligrams. A person

01:06:36.300 her size should probably take a half. 1.00

01:06:37.960 She's like, babe, can I take two or three of these? 0.99

01:06:40.020 I'm like, if you want to have fucking lucid dreams 0.98

01:06:42.420 yeah, go for it. 0.99

01:06:43.780 And she started ranting about bugs. Were there bugs? No.

01:06:46.480 And I was like, babes, there's weird

01:06:48.060 bugs over here.

01:06:49.600 and then i realized that there weren't bugs and at that point like i already thought that like 0.86

01:06:53.720 i like fucked up from like basically like keeping my boyfriend up all night 0.80

01:06:57.820 and throwing a tantrum at 5 a.m and then i wake up and have like a 0.87

01:07:02.840 seems like a schizophrenic episode guys please help me 0.98

01:07:09.200 and i was like shit i really fucked up he's gonna break up with me 0.96

01:07:13.860 i hear a lot of stories uh about your guys relationship that makes me really want to be 0.98

01:07:19.800 in a relationship and then it's stories like that where i'm so happy that i'm not they're just little

01:07:24.640 things then and you look past them and you say you know like babe like i don't know what you're

01:07:28.140 going through last night but we work past i mean there there was one time where i took a uh uh

01:07:33.220 edible i think or like a cbd that had like thc in it or some shit and i was laying on the bed

01:07:38.980 and I couldn't get it out of my mind

01:07:41.280 that I thought that if she smiled at me,

01:07:43.780 she would have corn as teeth.

01:07:46.060 And it became a massive fear of mine.

01:07:48.240 I'm like, I know as soon as she opens her mouth,

01:07:49.980 she's going to have corn as teeth, 1.00

01:07:51.300 rows of corn on the cob as teeth.

01:07:53.360 And then later on that night, 0.51

01:07:54.780 she was giving me head

01:07:55.700 and I couldn't stop thinking 1.00

01:07:57.100 that she was giving me head with corn teeth.

01:07:59.820 And I couldn't come

01:08:00.920 because I kept thinking

01:08:02.860 if there's enough friction, 1.00

01:08:03.820 one of her teeth was going to pop into popcorn.

01:08:06.980 Also, you were just saying a lot of weird things.

01:08:08.980 And he wouldn't stop talking on my head.

01:08:11.120 You don't say.

01:08:14.000 And you know what her first thought was?

01:08:16.400 He's clearly really going through it right now. 1.00

01:08:18.720 I should fuck with him. 1.00

01:08:20.180 And she goes, she's like, she's like, babe, oh my God. 1.00

01:08:26.520 What the fuck is on your face right now? 0.99

01:08:28.620 And I'm like, why are you doing this? 1.00

01:08:30.720 If you're fucking with me, please stop. 1.00

01:08:31.820 And she's like, I'm not fucking with you. 1.00

01:08:33.680 Something is on your face right now. 0.99

01:08:35.060 It's growing.

01:08:35.980 And I told her, I was like, what if you did that to me?

01:08:38.980 And I immediately ran and jumped out the window off the second story.

01:08:43.840 I just ran and jumped through the glass out the window.

01:08:46.780 What would you have done?

01:08:48.060 And that's why you have to think before you do those jokes to people that are maybe not 100% mentally stable, like myself.

01:08:53.760 I've done this with David before.

01:08:55.640 Remember, he smokes a lot.

01:08:56.820 Yeah, I was like, dude.

01:08:58.520 Did it work?

01:08:58.920 I feel like you're sharp then.

01:09:01.100 David's hyper conscious and just like aware of everything.

01:09:05.400 I think he almost fell for it.

01:09:06.700 He almost fell for it.

01:09:07.740 Yeah.

01:09:07.900 He's shaking his head

01:09:09.700 No

01:09:09.840 I was like

01:09:10.220 Dave why'd you do that

01:09:10.860 It's tough to get Dave

01:09:11.800 You're tripping

01:09:12.280 Dave

01:09:12.780 Dude

01:09:13.680 You're devious 1.00

01:09:15.280 I've seen you fuck with him a lot 1.00

01:09:16.900 You've even tried to fuck with me 1.00

01:09:18.600 Me? 1.00

01:09:19.680 Yeah

01:09:19.980 When? 1.00

01:09:20.740 Maybe it was me trying to fuck with you actually 1.00

01:09:22.500 When? 1.00

01:09:23.300 I don't know

01:09:23.600 I feel like we don't talk that much

01:09:25.880 Oh yeah she said this by the way

01:09:27.520 Compared to how much

01:09:28.780 My relationship with David

01:09:30.460 And Omar

01:09:31.120 Obviously Mike

01:09:32.240 Me and Omar

01:09:33.680 Are starting to get a little closer

01:09:35.060 His name's Andre

01:09:37.040 She calls him Omar

01:09:38.140 What's going on?

01:09:42.180 Why are you guys not

01:09:43.560 I need you to be the closest with her

01:09:45.380 You're going to be the best man

01:09:46.340 When we get our 60% guaranteed

01:09:48.400 Are you sure?

01:09:49.820 We don't talk that much

01:09:50.840 Have David do it instead?

01:09:54.940 I hugged Dave multiple times a day

01:09:57.960 I don't think I've ever given you a hug

01:09:59.480 I like to hug my boys and girls

01:10:01.800 He probably likes that

01:10:03.980 You guys can do a hug

01:10:06.500 until we're in the kitchen at 2 a.m and you freak out no i i just because i just had like my issues

01:10:12.260 in the past with like that so i'm like yeah yeah but like uh i think it's i i don't know actually

01:10:19.940 that's a good point that you've made also you might just you you might also just be a little

01:10:25.060 more introverted i really am and i'm also introverted and i've had this problem with

01:10:29.300 other introverted people where like i won't interact with them because they don't interact

01:10:35.220 so weird that might be it yeah and after this podcast ends we're gonna be sitting like

01:10:39.420 across the room like this hey it's like on our phone now what's the name of uh a person who's

01:10:46.160 an introvert and an extrovert because i think that's me an ambervert because because in many

01:10:52.600 ways like and my ex told me that she goes you know you're an introvert right and i was like

01:10:55.480 what do you mean she's like you like don't leave your house you're like talking to new people and 0.63

01:10:58.820 yeah in many ways it's true but in many ways it's fucking not like i'll be the person at the 0.90

01:11:02.960 grocery store i mean you guys take pictures of me talking to like everyone but were you were you 0.90

01:11:07.940 naturally like that or did you have to grow that no i've always i've always been outgoing oh you

01:11:13.420 have i've always been outgoing i just like i think i'm really comfortable with the people i do have

01:11:17.020 around me and like i don't know you're still like semi new right so i don't know if i've made

01:11:21.400 as much of an effort as i probably should have now that you guys are especially getting like

01:11:25.540 serious to uh learn everything about you how do where do i start i don't think you need to know

01:11:30.420 everything about me well then what do you want from me amara i don't know it's just i was just

01:11:35.080 pointing it out but it's i mean i don't have like an objection towards it i mean that's so weird i'm

01:11:40.980 always with you guys too but we're just talking about nonsense well i mean we're all just we're

01:11:44.980 all just completely you know entangled in our own lives like like think about it like

01:11:49.420 she sees david he's david's usually just moping david's usually just moping around i thought

01:11:54.780 about that you know what i'm saying also that's not even like we're shooting on yeah but there's

01:11:59.260 a lot of times he's not shooting you're working on the computer here you're 24 7 when david's 0.99

01:12:03.680 not shooting he's in mope mode he's a fucking mope he doesn't work out he doesn't do anything 0.99

01:12:08.300 besides mope he loves moping he's always just there like if he was close to any kind of 0.99

01:12:12.920 automobile it would be a moped and david's just sitting right there

01:12:16.060 that's true no no that's true that's true that's the best that's the best

01:12:22.540 If I could, I would leave the house immediately.

01:12:26.580 Now you wouldn't.

01:12:27.860 This is the safest place to be. 0.96

01:12:29.120 You ever going to shoot porn again? 0.95

01:12:30.700 Didn't you already ask me? 0.85

01:12:32.200 Sorry, I don't know why I feel like I'm just double checking.

01:12:34.680 No, babe, I'm not.

01:12:36.520 We might hit 2 million subscribers.

01:12:40.460 We might be done.

01:12:42.900 I feel like that was a lot.

01:12:46.560 That was a lot.

01:12:47.820 We heated up.

01:12:48.440 We heated up during the second half.

01:12:50.400 It was great.

01:12:51.080 It's like I said

01:12:53.000 It's just strange

01:12:53.660 Like balancing

01:12:54.520 Objectivity

01:12:55.840 Like

01:12:56.760 Feelings for each other

01:12:57.880 Check it out

01:12:58.220 Check it out

01:12:58.880 It's tricky dude

01:12:59.900 So business friendship

01:13:01.080 Relationship

01:13:02.960 Content

01:13:04.100 Gotta be respectful

01:13:05.160 While getting content

01:13:06.220 This is

01:13:07.120 This

01:13:07.340 This dynamic's weird

01:13:08.580 Yeah it is weird

01:13:09.520 Yeah if you watch this

01:13:10.740 And it didn't seem like

01:13:11.580 It flowed like

01:13:12.260 Normal

01:13:12.780 We're all just like

01:13:13.440 Kind of walking

01:13:14.060 Like carefully

01:13:15.960 A little bit

01:13:16.160 And I literally like 0.95

01:13:16.940 Suck at like 0.93

01:13:17.760 These like 0.99

01:13:18.400 Interview podcast style things

01:13:20.100 Like I'm so bad 0.97

01:13:20.920 of it um um do you think you suck at it because you think you suck at it oh i don't know for some 0.94

01:13:28.840 reason it's just like whenever i sit down like to do something like this i just get like really 0.97

01:13:32.800 bad anxiety and i'm so bad at talking whenever i have anxiety i'm actually glad you can't because

01:13:37.740 we talked about having you on much earlier but i'm glad we brought you on now that you especially

01:13:42.800 are disinvolved and you know all of us a little more and this is like a semi-comfortable environment

01:13:47.160 at least yeah for sure because we talked about having you on like like six months ago before

01:13:52.960 you guys even met before any of the vlog shit honestly like i probably wouldn't have came 0.67

01:13:57.640 because like what you were talking about like i hate also hate doing like interviews and stuff 0.59

01:14:02.220 because people only want to ask me about porn and like sexualize me the whole time it's just like i

01:14:07.340 don't want to talk about that for sure for sure yeah you know what the cure is for anxiety on the

01:14:11.960 set. What? Doing 170

01:14:14.180 episodes. Because let me tell you, when I

01:14:15.880 sat in that seat for episode

01:14:17.760 one, I ran off and

01:14:19.520 cried. Really? Well, I didn't cry,

01:14:21.880 but it was really sweaty.

01:14:23.980 My hands are sweaty. That's alright.

01:14:25.700 So are Evans.

01:14:26.460 That was a great episode. Lana, thanks for coming on.

01:14:29.720 Where can they find you on Instagram?

01:14:31.920 Just my name, guys. What about

01:14:33.620 OnlyFans? Do you want to plug that?

01:14:35.500 Are you sure? It's fine.

01:14:37.800 Well, guys, Lana Rhodes on Instagram.

01:14:39.920 Thank you for joining us for this episode of Impulsive.

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