Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 24, 2020


E169 Logan Paul’s Addiction, Trapped with Girlfriends, Preparing for Doomsday - IMPAULSIVE EP. 169

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E168 GOING DEEP WITH LANA RHOADES - IMPAULSIVE EP. 168 E170 JAKE PAUL IS PREPARED FOR DOOMSDAY - IMPAULSIVE EP. 170

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52 minutes

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186.81

Word count

9,728

Sentence count

476

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Misogyny

54

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Toxicity

190

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99

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00:01:38.460 Yeah, yeah. 0.72
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00:02:02.040 We're all on a wave of abstinence.
00:02:04.880 It's in my Instagram bio.
00:02:05.760 That's how serious I am about it.
00:02:06.740 I mean, you're focused on the creation right now.
00:02:08.900 That takes a lot of energy.
00:02:09.900 I prefer to be creating babies.
00:02:12.180 Do you, though?
00:02:13.120 Yeah.
00:02:14.280 Right now?
00:02:15.000 Yeah.
00:02:15.400 No.
00:02:22.620 We're rolling right now.
00:02:23.620 Oh, wait.
00:02:23.960 So you're the fastest man on the planet.
00:02:24.920 I will I will yes and you're going to the 2020 Olympics right word has it that that's not
00:02:31.020 happening they're not happening 2020 everything's canceled everything and also the 2020 Olympics
00:02:36.280 because I said I would be doing those are in Tokyo so can't go can't go back there
00:02:42.960 uh double negative for me most importantly I'm also not athletic enough to run in the Olympics
00:02:48.160 welcome back to also the number one podcast in the world weird times weird times look at my
00:02:53.220 giggling because he knows the energy is weird no no no no no because i got groundhog day
00:02:57.560 because we just did that whole open once we did the open again because none of our
00:03:02.980 regular employees are here our my assistant danny is running the sound board she is our
00:03:08.740 sound engineer danny you you're amazing diversified talent right there uh our producer dylan has
00:03:13.740 turned into pillows of of animals that have unfortunately passed and then um andre if you
00:03:19.880 do a little swivel the garage is completely in shambles if you saw the last vlog we put a
00:03:24.760 kiddie pool in the garage we jumped in it water spilled everywhere mold and mildew started to
00:03:29.320 fill the house i'm allergic to mildew matt couldn't breathe in his lungs breathe at all 0.88
00:03:33.000 we had to take the carpet out it's a fucking disaster garage doors open first podcast in all 0.93
00:03:38.980 of all time where the garage door is open for the podcast i don't even want to point out the echo 0.95
00:03:44.180 because if i feel like if i say it then you'll start to hear it but i can hear this echo happening
00:03:48.420 in the house because you just did that you just pointed out yeah i did exactly i said i wouldn't
00:03:53.700 do because of lack of carpet yeah yeah acoustics have changed acoustics are these are weird
00:03:58.820 fucking times times have changed like at what point does it go from joking around in the vlog 0.68
00:04:04.100 like i'm losing my mind to actually losing our mind and ripping out my perfectly good 0.98
00:04:09.840 well mildewy carpet the good news is you can only see crazy from a distance so like when you're in
00:04:16.640 you're never going to recognize that you're slowly spiraling downwards and deteriorating
00:04:20.600 until it's like you live with me yeah in the past week have you looked me in the eye have you looked
00:04:25.440 me in the eyes and said i'm worried about this kid every day but i say it silently to myself
00:04:29.260 because i'm just like the show is so entertaining i love to watch you just like implode it's amazing
00:04:34.720 it's self-implosion yeah it's great yeah it's horrifying what about you you you asked at what
00:04:38.940 point does it stop being a joke for the vlogs and become real and unfortunately we're there i mean
00:04:44.380 And everybody watching this, I'm sure, knows by now.
00:04:46.460 But we've reached a point where we are part of an unprecedented event in human history.
00:04:52.360 This is no longer a hoax from the Democrats, which it was called by our Supreme Leader-in-Chief.
00:05:00.620 It is not a might happen type thing.
00:05:03.680 We are, along with the rest of the world, billions of people on lockdown in the midst of a pandemic that will define our lives, quite literally.
00:05:13.780 It will – the economic fallout, the business closures, the unemployment, the death toll will potentially change our lives.
00:05:25.380 And I've got some articles here, but go ahead.
00:05:27.660 What were you going to say?
00:05:28.200 No, I was just going to say it's crazy how truly viral this thing has gone.
00:05:34.620 Like this has affected the way the whole world is moving.
00:05:38.640 um and i am i'm i don't i just i'm not saying this from a pretentious point of view but i'm
00:05:45.080 very blessed that we are able to to do this and work from home and make videos and although you
00:05:50.840 know i'm complaining about being locked at home like we have a nice place to stay i have uh so
00:05:55.840 much empathy and i i actually feel immense sadness for the people who are are really struggling and
00:06:00.220 it's it's not just like oh i'm bored it's like i'm losing my job i cannot uh tend to my family
00:06:06.200 my kids aren't being educated
00:06:07.620 because they're not in school right now
00:06:08.680 like there are some people out there 0.99
00:06:10.020 with some serious fucking problems right now 0.99
00:06:12.280 because of this disease 0.99
00:06:13.280 there's some good things coming out of this though
00:06:15.980 I've seen like my brother who's 16
00:06:17.940 is taking all of his classes online
00:06:19.800 he does not have to go to school right now
00:06:21.660 I mean it's obviously not the same thing
00:06:23.020 can you imagine if this is the catalyst
00:06:24.700 for a change in the education system
00:06:26.460 Spencer finally wins
00:06:28.140 because of the coronavirus
00:06:31.440 I'm telling you guys
00:06:32.520 this is a time of change
00:06:33.720 everything is going to be different
00:06:34.960 we're going to realize that no one has to go to work anymore they can do everything from their
00:06:38.100 computer i saw a tweet like that today just do anything that you want yeah there's there's a lot
00:06:43.240 the internet is a a microcosm a macrocosm now of like a group think and some of the tweets are
00:06:49.700 really there's a lot of tweets about uh the education system there's a lot of tweets about
00:06:53.380 people being able to work from home and a lot of jobs can actually do that so you know you when all
00:06:58.820 the shit is over you go to work and you're like hey can i can i do this from home if your boss 0.98
00:07:01.820 as being an asshole and says like no sorry i worked remotely for three months however long 0.99
00:07:06.620 this pandemic stint is uh it's possible and that's the scariest part to me i don't know how 1.00
00:07:12.400 long this shit is gonna last like what two days ago we all kind of looked at each other and we're 0.96
00:07:17.080 like this might not be the four weeks that was originally talked about people are saying it 0.99
00:07:22.660 could last as long as weeks months i'm reading an article here from noble laureate um michael
00:07:29.400 levitt on los angeles times he is taking the converse angle and saying that the data does
00:07:35.560 not support such a dire scenario um especially in areas where reasonable social distancing
00:07:40.540 measures are in place uh basically basically saying that we are we are overextending and so
00:07:46.820 you know this is from la times from la times and and so i saw i but i saw a press conference with
00:07:54.040 a woman i think she was from the cdc the other day where she said if we leave this lockdown
00:08:00.040 saying to ourselves wow we locked down and nothing even happened the lockdown worked the reason this
00:08:08.040 pandemic does not become a killer of millions is because of the very practice that we are all
00:08:13.880 practicing right now which is quarantine self-isolation lockdown that is the only thing
00:08:19.080 that is going to stop this pandemic it's not going to be the vaccines vaccines they find it it will
00:08:23.100 take years to roll
00:08:25.100 out enough vaccines. Think about that too.
00:08:27.560 Best case scenario
00:08:29.080 because this thing doesn't just go away
00:08:31.140 we can flatten the curve as much as possible
00:08:32.860 but even if we do discover a cure
00:08:34.620 distributing that to hundreds
00:08:37.180 of millions of Americans
00:08:38.380 in a reasonable amount of time. Are you
00:08:40.960 fucking kidding me? No shot. 0.99
00:08:43.240 They said they can produce $100,000 a month.
00:08:45.060 At what point do we just give up
00:08:49.180 dude? I'm just kidding.
00:08:51.220 Please don't quit that.
00:08:52.640 But seriously, at what point is it like Vanessa Hudgens?
00:08:56.840 Oh, my God, dude.
00:08:59.160 Oh, my God.
00:09:00.620 I got what she was trying to say.
00:09:03.000 She just said it in a really bad way.
00:09:05.280 She's like, we're all going to die.
00:09:07.460 No, no, no, no, no.
00:09:09.120 You got at least quoted her proper.
00:09:10.740 She said, people are going to die.
00:09:12.800 People are going to die.
00:09:13.460 People are going to die.
00:09:14.540 And while she's right, just a little too pessimistic for me.
00:09:18.140 Do you think she was drunk?
00:09:18.800 because that's tough to just like go on a twitter rant and say that on a video i um i don't i don't 0.99
00:09:25.520 know i also have to like i also have to like i slightly uh feel for her a little bit like she
00:09:32.120 she was just um word vomiting on live and and something came out of her mouth that a lot of
00:09:38.520 people did not like um i bet you that's been happening a lot ig live sessions everybody's
00:09:45.340 on ig live and you know as people who have done 160 some odd shows here we are pretty wise about
00:09:53.720 the things that come out of our mouth but even we fall victim to our own you know rush and and
00:09:58.620 expedition sometimes so i can imagine that people are not as versed and as trained in long-form
00:10:03.560 content could fuck up quite a bit and we saw that with her i mean people are gonna die
00:10:08.240 people are gonna die 0.89
00:10:11.140 I was like wow
00:10:12.400 she said that
00:10:13.600 can we recreate that
00:10:14.680 starring you
00:10:15.460 we just did
00:10:15.940 oh the whole thing
00:10:16.920 the whole thing
00:10:17.500 starring you
00:10:17.680 for the night shift
00:10:18.260 yeah
00:10:18.820 a lot of celebs
00:10:21.540 were roasting her 0.78
00:10:22.120 I saw
00:10:22.440 Sophie Turner
00:10:24.340 roasted her 0.99
00:10:25.240 should we pull the video up 1.00
00:10:26.660 or not
00:10:27.220 I don't know
00:10:28.400 I had that moment
00:10:29.980 in my mind
00:10:30.420 where I was like
00:10:30.740 this is funny
00:10:31.380 maybe I'll mention it
00:10:32.320 in my vlogs
00:10:32.840 but it's
00:10:33.340 at what point
00:10:34.500 are we bullying
00:10:35.400 Vanessa Hudgens 1.00
00:10:36.820 for saying some dumb shit 1.00
00:10:37.680 like ah 1.00
00:10:38.180 Leave her alone. 1.00
00:10:39.360 Let her be.
00:10:41.660 But yeah, I don't see how this could go away anytime soon. 0.99
00:10:48.820 And here we are complaining, me, I'm going to call myself out for being a little bitch. 0.95
00:10:56.900 Here we are complaining about being locked away and having to stay home and being bored. 0.98
00:11:03.300 Dude, our ancestors, our grandparents got drafted.
00:11:08.180 Oh, yeah, they didn't have a choice, man.
00:11:09.880 They got sent to war.
00:11:11.500 Again, they had real problems.
00:11:14.280 Our problems are like,
00:11:15.200 we have to stay home and watch Netflix.
00:11:17.440 Woe is me, dude. 0.88
00:11:19.020 I wonder what these military veterans
00:11:21.360 are thinking right now.
00:11:23.280 I mean, they definitely have the preparation skills.
00:11:26.020 Well, this is where the people
00:11:27.680 who are doomsday prepping
00:11:31.220 and preparing for the worst
00:11:32.780 are not being laughed at anymore.
00:11:35.300 Dude, I started watching doomsday preppers on Netflix
00:11:37.400 Among the many shows that we're binge watching right now
00:11:39.240 By the way, Sons of Anarchy, great show
00:11:40.680 I'm catching up on it
00:11:41.980 Doomsday Preppers
00:11:44.180 Oh my god
00:11:46.000 That's like the only thing you're watching right now
00:11:47.960 Dude, this show is insane
00:11:49.580 Why did no one tell me this is the best show on the internet 1.00
00:11:51.900 These people are fucking crazy 1.00
00:11:54.380 But now 1.00
00:11:55.220 They're the ones who are laughing at us
00:11:58.660 The things these people are preparing for
00:12:00.980 And the things they'll do
00:12:02.000 To bug out
00:12:03.440 Should the situation arise
00:12:05.320 is um absolutely incredible to me first of all i don't know where any of them get the money
00:12:10.140 second off most of these people i feel like are not a hundred percent mentally sane okay and so
00:12:17.920 they're they're some of their plans go off on weird tangents that make absolutely no like dude
00:12:23.240 this one guy was like well if this happens and this happens we can just go in the boat put on
00:12:28.940 our ghillie suits no everyone don't think we're a log floating down the river i'm like bro you got
00:12:34.960 you and your two sister wives in a canoe
00:12:37.040 going three miles an hour. Everyone 0.77
00:12:38.840 can fucking see you and 1.00
00:12:40.480 they didn't look like a log. They did 1.00
00:12:42.960 not look like a log. Yo, admit that you're
00:12:45.000 paranoid.
00:12:46.720 No, no, no.
00:12:48.440 He's chilling. He's chilling like Joe
00:12:50.360 Rogan. What was up with buying that property
00:12:52.580 out in the middle of nowhere? That was
00:12:54.380 six years ago.
00:12:56.440 Did you know something we didn't know?
00:12:58.400 No, I didn't. But now I will say that I
00:13:00.360 have that. I love the idea
00:13:02.400 of being prepared and I would recommend
00:13:04.260 to everyone have at least half of a plan b but we were talking about this in my my um one of my
00:13:11.000 concerns and qualms about the doomsday uh preppers wise marcos here from jake's camp with a face mask 0.62
00:13:17.200 does he not know that we are on extreme fucking lockdown and that worked out well though for that 0.92
00:13:21.680 kid that was like trying to take your picture so oh that was the worst fan goes hey he goes hey 0.99
00:13:26.100 logan big fan man can i take a picture i go are you fucking crazy he's like what do you mean i was 0.93
00:13:33.360 like coronavirus and then he i was like hold up your phone and so from like 20 feet away he held 0.98
00:13:38.320 up his phone we made a video it sucks dude but yeah uh doomsday peppers so they put so much
00:13:44.380 emphasis on uh bugging out and going to their uh location the safe house when i'm wondering like 0.83
00:13:51.660 ditching my house is is like last last resort that's that's worst case scenario this is like
00:13:59.840 this is home base and so i i think i'd rather double down on my homestead rather than hoping
00:14:06.900 that i can make it to some uh off-site location remote island through traffic through means of
00:14:12.980 aerial uh traveling whatever like some of them some of them did it some of them bought like
00:14:17.920 compounds like one dude bought a compound that was owned by like the military at some point and
00:14:22.120 fully fortified and he just has to go into the center of his home and put up the bat shields 0.86
00:14:25.840 over the fucking windows i mean this show's crazy yeah the biggest a lot of the questions we have 0.99
00:14:30.480 or that i have are where do these people get this fucking money i mean these people spend 1.00
00:14:34.060 mass amounts of fucking money on this shit it's wild but the other question he had the other day 1.00
00:14:38.820 which was the which was the big one is say they're right and they bug out they grab their wife they 1.00
00:14:45.000 bring all the fucking dog food and the dog and all the bows and arrows and the fucking extra lighters 0.98
00:14:50.580 to this remote island then what their whole life has been dedicated to prepping for doomsday what 1.00
00:14:58.680 do they do when doomsday comes what does their life become they fulfilled their one goal in life
00:15:03.480 that's my that's my biggest concern their their life purpose like i like i said i 80 of the people
00:15:09.180 that i'm watching on this show are not mentally there yeah so when they do the thing that they've
00:15:15.520 been preparing to do their whole life now you have no purpose now what are you supposed to become a
00:15:20.400 regular human do you prep again for some sort of uh catastrophe prep again that's what i'm saying
00:15:26.280 like you and worst case scenario bro let's say let's say because i'm assuming a lot of these
00:15:32.060 people during this current situation have already bugged out let's say they did they've left their
00:15:38.880 house they went to their their uh off-site location their safe the safe house in a year
00:15:43.800 they're going to come back their house has been pillaged and looted because there's no one there
00:15:48.620 to guard it and all of us are good they're like how was it we were like i don't know we just like
00:15:54.080 stayed inside and listened and like we're fine but now you have no job and you haven't you've
00:15:59.880 been disconnected for a year now what well their belief is their belief is that when they come back
00:16:05.460 we're not fine that's their belief their belief is when this economic meltdown or the emp that
00:16:11.140 takes out all of our cars or this biological weapon goes off their belief is we are all dead
00:16:17.280 We do not have the capabilities that they have.
00:16:19.980 We don't have the firepower.
00:16:21.140 We don't have the resources, the food, so that we're all gone.
00:16:25.740 And so there's always been another question in my mind and in the back of some other people's minds.
00:16:30.300 Do you want to survive the apocalypse?
00:16:33.280 Do you want to?
00:16:34.500 And this is not me putting any spin on it.
00:16:36.420 I'm asking you guys for now at least.
00:16:38.200 Do you want to be the lone survivors in a world of biological meltdown?
00:16:44.040 every person you know is dead
00:16:45.920 their flesh is rotted off
00:16:47.440 the food is molded and turned 1.00
00:16:50.060 to shit all of your animals 1.00
00:16:52.060 are turned into mutant zombie 1.00
00:16:54.340 dogs and are trying to rip your organs 0.98
00:16:56.380 out like do you want to 0.84
00:16:58.220 still be here short answer
00:16:59.760 yes the book of Eli was a great movie
00:17:02.220 and I feel like that would be like us
00:17:04.280 like we'd have some I'm telling you bro we got a great team
00:17:06.360 yeah you think so yeah
00:17:08.080 you really think so what about when I tell you
00:17:10.340 that
00:17:11.260 it's book of eli yeah it's us versus them but the them is dom rosso the navy seals tim clemente and
00:17:19.100 that entire squad the good news is who aren't friends with them great point great point we
00:17:24.320 have created some great alliances we have some great relationships we have a we have some insane
00:17:28.320 resources in la and abroad great point just saying if it ends up me you logan and david the german
00:17:36.280 videographer,
00:17:37.400 Lana Rhodes, 0.95
00:17:38.620 she's great.
00:17:39.560 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:39.980 She's fucking great. 0.99
00:17:41.260 I don't know. 1.00
00:17:42.120 Babe,
00:17:42.580 can you cook at all?
00:17:44.740 There's no way.
00:17:46.560 What can you cook?
00:17:47.240 Prove it.
00:17:47.800 Well,
00:17:48.080 babe,
00:17:48.280 what can you cook?
00:17:48.860 I saw you try to cook salmon
00:17:49.900 at the house the other day.
00:17:50.640 It looked like a chalkboard.
00:17:52.120 You had no pants on?
00:17:54.920 That makes sense. 1.00
00:17:56.240 She doesn't cook with pants. 0.85
00:17:57.360 She's saying it. 1.00
00:17:58.440 That's fine.
00:17:59.420 No, 1.00
00:17:59.600 she cooks her pants. 0.99
00:18:00.540 Here's the deal. 0.63
00:18:01.280 I can't follow.
00:18:01.880 Here's the deal.
00:18:02.400 What's the deal?
00:18:02.920 Long story short,
00:18:03.500 if we make it to the apocalypse
00:18:04.720 end of the world type stuff 0.98
00:18:05.700 and someone wants to kill me 1.00
00:18:07.360 and I die, 0.76
00:18:08.860 what can I do?
00:18:09.980 But the thing for me is
00:18:10.900 I want to continue to live
00:18:11.960 and I want to see everything
00:18:12.900 that this world has to offer.
00:18:14.140 Yeah, I'm the same.
00:18:15.400 I'm the same.
00:18:16.260 By the way, I'm with you.
00:18:17.580 I will do most things
00:18:19.340 to protect my family,
00:18:20.320 my friends, and my homestead.
00:18:22.560 Also, what are we doing?
00:18:24.520 This conversation is so hypothetical.
00:18:26.320 The one thing I even noticed
00:18:28.380 about this corona stuff
00:18:29.500 in this sort of post-apocalyptic vibe
00:18:34.000 that we're all kind of feeling
00:18:35.600 in a very mild sense
00:18:37.040 I don't
00:18:38.900 pre-apocalypse
00:18:40.160 sorry
00:18:40.700 no
00:18:41.600 post would be
00:18:43.220 after the apocalypse
00:18:43.980 this feels like
00:18:45.380 we're all like
00:18:45.740 hunkering down
00:18:46.260 it could be both
00:18:46.880 okay
00:18:47.340 is I don't know
00:18:49.880 if humanity
00:18:50.480 will get to
00:18:51.140 this is maybe
00:18:51.920 majorly optimistic
00:18:53.040 but I don't know
00:18:53.480 if humanity
00:18:53.940 will get to the place
00:18:54.680 where like
00:18:55.000 we're really turning
00:18:56.000 against each other
00:18:56.740 and like
00:18:57.180 hurting each other
00:18:58.400 to survive
00:18:59.260 we're coming together
00:19:00.240 from what I've seen
00:19:01.100 we're coming together
00:19:01.740 right now
00:19:02.180 hey
00:19:02.800 it's pretty good
00:19:03.480 hey 0.96
00:19:03.720 You're fucking wrong 0.99
00:19:05.940 You're fucking wrong 1.00
00:19:07.620 People will beat the living shit 1.00
00:19:10.740 Out of Old Miss Winters 1.00
00:19:11.980 At the grocery store for toilet paper
00:19:13.720 Right now 1.00
00:19:14.380 If Old Miss Winters gets the last roll of toilet paper 1.00
00:19:17.860 A large man will pummel her into the fucking ground 1.00
00:19:20.660 Nothing has even happened yet 1.00
00:19:22.560 I assure you
00:19:23.760 I'm not talking about fights over TP at the gas station
00:19:26.920 I'm talking about marauders
00:19:28.720 Coming into your house 1.00
00:19:32.180 To steal your booty
00:19:33.800 Please look up the definition of marauders right now.
00:19:36.340 Marauders. We heard it on Doomsday Preppers.
00:19:37.980 They're all about the marauders.
00:19:39.620 And we looked up the definition here.
00:19:41.160 Here's what it is. 0.99
00:19:43.620 It's a different motherfucker. 1.00
00:19:45.620 A person who attacks in search of booty. 1.00
00:19:48.340 Nice.
00:19:48.800 Like a pirate.
00:19:49.720 A modern day pirate. 0.59
00:19:51.660 But we got bouncing beddies strapped all along the fence.
00:19:54.900 So any marauders trying to get in here will be blown to smithereens.
00:20:00.420 I'm probably the biggest marauder in this house, dude.
00:20:02.440 oh yeah you're always on search of that booty
00:20:04.600 it's been easier
00:20:06.240 to find than ever
00:20:07.840 how's it been going like you've been cooped up
00:20:10.640 with Lana and I'm sure a lot of people
00:20:12.620 are starting to hate their
00:20:14.180 partners just like you guys
00:20:16.580 definitely don't hate her
00:20:17.680 you just resent her
00:20:20.540 no I don't resent her at all
00:20:22.060 we are in drastic
00:20:24.500 search of a balance
00:20:26.540 which I think it's the same
00:20:28.620 search that a lot of other people are feeling right now
00:20:30.460 at home
00:20:30.920 um how do i balance my partner with my workload with my my my time that i want to be by myself
00:20:39.280 this take me and and lana out of this this pandemic will be responsible for a uptick in
00:20:48.200 divorce rate it will happen also be responsible for an uptick in babies yeah 100 both of those
00:20:54.100 things people are having more sex and more fights than ever i'm sure i mean people in clothes
00:20:58.000 They go hand to hand, by the way.
00:20:59.740 One follows the other.
00:21:00.700 But no, it's going good.
00:21:01.620 I think this is a challenge for all of us.
00:21:06.560 I mean, we're all in close quarters.
00:21:07.580 Yo, it's a challenge for me because I see you running around with Lana.
00:21:12.000 I see Dave running around with Eve.
00:21:14.340 Heck, I even see Blue coming over here for Vegan Andre sometimes.
00:21:17.900 And for the first time in my life, I have no girlfriends.
00:21:23.720 I have no... 0.99
00:21:24.580 This is a little fuckboy to me. 0.95
00:21:26.800 i got no roster bro i have absolutely no roster and i'm unwilling to uh look for a new girl who 0.99
00:21:34.720 has covet 19 i won't do it i won't do it i won't have sex with anyone right now i'm on a dry spell
00:21:39.920 tfue tweeted about this too i don't think it's just me we're all on a we're all on a wave of
00:21:44.580 abstinence it's in my instagram bio that's how serious i am about it i mean you're focused on
00:21:48.720 the the creation right now that takes a lot of energy i prefer to be creating babies what do
00:21:53.680 you though yeah yeah right now yeah uh no no we're gonna we're gonna put the garage door down
00:21:58.700 there's a leaf blower right outside it's pretty it's pretty who's blowing leaves at this hour
00:22:02.820 well i mean you were just talking about blowing other things so i'm sure they got the idea from 0.99
00:22:06.120 from that um that was a shitty joke oh whatever i don't give a fuck can't hit all of them you 0.97
00:22:11.560 you can't you you can do it personally you spent like i remember like the beginning of the hike 0.98
00:22:16.360 the other day you spent a lot of time thinking about a tweet how did that turn out the other
00:22:20.220 that it was amazing but yeah maybe that joke that that joke kind of blows you know that last
00:22:25.240 joke kind of blows a little bit i'll take that one okay sex rates sex rates are down amongst
00:22:30.060 young people yeah young people having last sex yeah i pulled this overall before is it is it less
00:22:35.920 random sex no it's gotta be it's not less one night stands for sure um because like alexandra
00:22:42.440 cooper from a call her daddy she asked me this on her life she's like yo what are you doing about 0.57
00:22:45.720 it and i told her i was like i am unwilling to be face to face with someone missionary just 0.84
00:22:51.580 sucking on their face swallowing germs in the proximity that i'm not comfortable with in the 0.98
00:22:58.300 space of one generation sex has gone from something that most high school students have experienced 0.99
00:23:03.360 to something most haven't people now in their early 20s are two and a half times as likely to
00:23:09.520 be absent as gen xers were at their time 15 report having bad oh 15 15 report having had no sex since
00:23:19.760 they were reached adult dude what about 60 of adults under age 35 now live without a spouse
00:23:25.960 or partner it's the internet but you would think that like with the advent of dating apps you got
00:23:31.940 that tinder you got that it says of course that does mean does not mean they live without sex
00:23:37.320 more on that later but we're not going to get to later sex amongst young people is down and you 0.99
00:23:41.680 are a perpetrator of that and i'm not helping because i'm not young well well get get fucking 1.00
00:23:48.060 people cut the shit start having sex it's healthy especially during this time no not really oh yeah 1.00
00:23:54.940 look at this porn hub sees 12 percent global visitor growth amid coronavirus lockdowns free 1.00
00:23:59.040 premium offers this is not a brand deal uh but porn hub you will be receiving an invoice from 0.97
00:24:03.060 team ever um yeah people a lot of people just a lot of people just masturbating a lot i find 0.99
00:24:07.700 myself going to the bed with my dick in my hand often searching and jerking i don't know i wonder 0.99
00:24:12.340 what the what the uptick just for my girlfriend's videos are as a result of a 12 globe global 0.99
00:24:17.360 visit have you seen amara but like how many people are have you skyrocketed 1.00
00:24:22.800 She do be staying at number one. 1.00
00:24:33.700 Is it fucked up if I jerk off to your girlfriend? 1.00
00:24:37.600 No. 1.00
00:24:38.240 You sure?
00:24:38.720 Yeah, it's fine.
00:24:40.480 I don't know.
00:24:42.080 That's a tricky question that I have.
00:24:43.480 No, I don't think so.
00:24:44.800 Actually, to be honest with you, I don't think so.
00:24:46.380 I'm flattered by it.
00:24:47.340 People, little kids.
00:24:48.520 But I'm your best friend.
00:24:49.460 That's the one part that's a little weird, but little kids hit me up all day.
00:24:52.800 In my DMs, they're like 12, 13. 1.00
00:24:54.620 They're like, just jerked off to your girlfriend, loser. 1.00
00:24:58.040 And every time I see it, I go, more views, more ad revenue. 1.00
00:25:01.740 And by the way, I am flattered.
00:25:04.500 I am flat.
00:25:05.500 Thank you for telling me.
00:25:06.780 I'm talking about me.
00:25:07.600 That bugs me out a little bit. 0.99
00:25:09.920 Also, because you're jerking off to this girl that is number one on Pornhub and is, by the way, one room over. 0.99
00:25:17.460 That's a little strange. 0.99
00:25:18.580 It's a fascinating dynamic.
00:25:20.080 But also, mind you, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:25:22.800 I'm just asking a question.
00:25:24.720 Do you know that time in the car for the vlog I told you this?
00:25:29.940 No, that time was serious.
00:25:31.440 But that was also the last time.
00:25:33.340 You guys are still in the early stage of your relationship.
00:25:35.660 Like, Lana, I'm just going to say this.
00:25:38.580 You were my go-to.
00:25:40.900 You were.
00:25:41.620 You were.
00:25:42.180 You're everyone's go-to.
00:25:44.040 It's not in a weird way.
00:25:45.660 Yes. 0.98
00:25:46.600 Not in a weird fucking way. 0.99
00:25:48.620 And I also said this. 0.99
00:25:52.800 No, what do you think?
00:25:56.400 They're just watching it 0.99
00:25:57.220 and doing scientific fucking research? 1.00
00:26:02.580 You are the cause 1.00
00:26:07.400 of much ejaculate. 0.99
00:26:08.980 Yeah. 0.80
00:26:09.620 But I stopped.
00:26:10.820 I only asked.
00:26:12.100 Like, I just can't anymore
00:26:13.260 because you're like,
00:26:14.340 you're a friend now.
00:26:15.140 And also, I've said this before.
00:26:16.980 Dude, Lana Rhodes and Amara 1.00
00:26:19.620 are two different fucking people. 0.98
00:26:21.540 that's a way way different i i am i intro like am i should i feel guilty for 0.98
00:26:27.740 fucking up so many people's like go-to situation like because i get those messages too every day 0.60
00:26:34.240 from people like you've humanized her yes bro exactly and a lot of the people they message me 0.73
00:26:39.540 as well and they say i can't do this anymore because i know how she is as a person like she 0.86
00:26:44.040 is the most we just had a show with her so i don't want to go too fucking far it's also it's 0.83
00:26:48.520 your show so you tell me when to stop but she's the mostly enough okay perfect did you show mike 0.85
00:26:53.160 did you show mike the video oh my god because that's what he did so we've been we've been 0.99
00:26:59.540 watching we've been watching a lot of shit content just that's not shit that's good that's bbc planet 0.99
00:27:03.980 that's good you say something about bbc shit content uh big black cox what were you watching 0.99
00:27:10.740 planet earth a little planet earth popped up on my youtube recommended love watching nature the 0.99
00:27:16.240 way it works and there's this stag beetle there's a stag beetle that will um fight males he'll climb
00:27:23.120 the tree to get to the female at the top he'll fight all the males and the way they win because
00:27:27.900 they have big long pincers is they get under the wings of the back side of the opponent of the foe
00:27:32.860 and then they throw them off the tree it's sick they don't die by the way because beetles have
00:27:38.140 a weird like bouncy tendency but he he yosses him off the tree and the throws are always insane
00:27:42.960 like suplexes and so he gets to the top of the tree this little stag beetle champion by the way 0.99
00:27:48.400 this is a real prize beetle and he's trying to trying to fuck his girl bro like he just got to 0.99
00:27:52.900 do the girl he beat all these dudes like let me smash and the girl's like nah like you know 0.99
00:27:57.080 covid19 is going around i don't want to be doing this and then finally he's he just kind of gets 0.97
00:28:01.860 forsy bro like it's a little fucked up the big the beetle gets a little rapey and then he so he 0.99
00:28:06.500 has sex with her and then she's like she's like all right like fine dude just leave me alone 1.00
00:28:10.560 and so then he throws her off the tree 0.99
00:28:13.020 with the rest of the Beatles 0.68
00:28:16.620 so like
00:28:17.860 did you
00:28:19.420 did you lock and load Lana
00:28:22.340 and then throw her out of the tree
00:28:23.700 in a lot of ways yes
00:28:26.160 in a lot of ways yes 0.89
00:28:27.900 I've yawed her
00:28:29.120 but you always climb down to pick her back up
00:28:32.620 I've never had to do
00:28:34.180 the girl is honestly the most
00:28:35.860 loyal person I've ever met
00:28:37.540 there's never been one point in my entire relationship with her
00:28:40.160 where I've thought for a second
00:28:41.040 that I'm the only thing in the world 0.99
00:28:43.380 that she fucking cares about. 1.00
00:28:44.820 She doesn't even make fucking content anymore. 1.00
00:28:47.040 She doesn't even do her OnlyFans 1.00
00:28:48.160 because she's always running around the house chasing me. 0.99
00:28:50.920 Tell them what she said
00:28:52.240 when you asked her what she was doing.
00:28:54.300 I caught her sitting by the stairs
00:28:56.280 and I was like,
00:28:58.540 hey, I've never seen her there before.
00:28:59.760 I go, hey Amara, what are you doing?
00:29:02.180 She says,
00:29:03.360 I'm waiting for Mike to finish pooping.
00:29:06.020 I said,
00:29:06.980 what are you going to do when he's done?
00:29:08.760 She goes, I don't know,
00:29:09.520 He'll probably just stare at him.
00:29:11.900 I said, that's he.
00:29:12.840 He's just going to look at him.
00:29:13.880 Check this out.
00:29:14.380 Stag beetle throws girlfriend out a tree, dude. 0.97
00:29:17.700 Look at that thing. 1.00
00:29:19.500 Look at that thing. 0.98
00:29:20.080 Just chasing that guy. 0.87
00:29:21.680 Trying to convince her that he's the one. 0.87
00:29:23.320 Like, baby, let me hit. 0.98
00:29:24.380 Baby, let me hit. 0.97
00:29:25.200 Hey, come here.
00:29:25.800 Why are you running so fast?
00:29:27.180 Slow down, baby.
00:29:28.640 Slow down a little bit. 1.00
00:29:29.440 Let me get inside that beetle pussy. 1.00
00:29:33.700 Finally, dude. 1.00
00:29:34.460 Finally.
00:29:34.860 He gets his nut, bro.
00:29:35.980 That looks like so many dudes I've seen in LA.
00:29:38.380 this is happening right now
00:29:39.940 at this exact moment
00:29:40.920 and then
00:29:41.680 he does the deed
00:29:42.940 picks her up 1.00
00:29:43.600 throws her off the fucking tree 1.00
00:29:45.040 are you kidding me 1.00
00:29:46.240 are you kidding me
00:29:49.180 oh they show the beetle hitting
00:29:51.460 because they don't die
00:29:52.440 they just bounce on the ground 0.82
00:29:53.500 it's like the reverse of the black widow 1.00
00:29:56.940 because the black widow 1.00
00:29:57.980 has sex with the guy 1.00
00:29:59.380 and then kills him right 1.00
00:30:00.800 isn't that what the spider does 0.98
00:30:02.280 which I would recommend 1.00
00:30:03.100 more human females do 1.00
00:30:04.500 dude it's a real 1.00
00:30:05.300 it's a
00:30:05.900 no no
00:30:07.500 it's a joke
00:30:08.500 Can I make jokes anymore?
00:30:09.780 No.
00:30:10.800 Jokes are canceled.
00:30:11.940 Is the stag beetle your favorite animal?
00:30:15.720 No, the mantis shrimp.
00:30:16.860 Everyone knows.
00:30:17.520 Really?
00:30:17.940 Yeah, why?
00:30:18.860 I was just curious because you seemed so obsessed with it.
00:30:21.860 I just come across it.
00:30:22.700 We found it fascinating.
00:30:24.540 There's all sorts of things going on.
00:30:28.680 I can't read.
00:30:29.700 Has your reading been inhibited by the...
00:30:31.700 A little bit. 0.99
00:30:33.020 I feel like I've gotten more dumb. 0.99
00:30:34.900 Maybe it's because I'm surrounded by you people. 0.99
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00:31:07.580 we are still sober for those of you who are wondering we're in quarantine we're still sober
00:31:11.700 now we're really feeling the effects of how shitty this is we opened the cupboard last night and there
00:31:18.800 are just hordes of booze just staring us in the face the temptation bro because i know you i know 0.95
00:31:27.180 you people at home are getting absolutely fucking slammed slammed plastered whether it's weed 0.78
00:31:33.500 psychedelics alcohol it's the only thing to do i've come to the conclusion that the only real 0.99
00:31:38.920 thing to do is get fucking fucked up but we can't because we're sober i'm three almost three months 0.99
00:31:44.960 deep now not a sip of fucking alcohol i told you months ago that i was gonna go this entire year 0.99
00:31:51.220 2020 without a sip of booze i'm on march it's march 23rd and i haven't had one fucking sip 0.99
00:31:56.580 alcohol this whole year even though some fucking forget it how you feel some chick tried to say 0.96
00:32:01.520 otherwise but that was a lie I feel I feel good but to be honest with you there are some days 0.95
00:32:06.260 where I'm just like I wish I could just have a sip just hang out my boys just like chill out you
00:32:12.600 know so you took you took the vow of uh sobriety just like us it wasn't a vow well was it though
00:32:20.640 because it's never a vow here's the deal you have your all your weird rules that include every other
00:32:26.300 place other than your house essentially where you just get absolutely annihilated my rules are this 0.66
00:32:30.660 i'm sober in 2020 minus the ranch coachella it got canceled obviously so i'm screwed there
00:32:38.420 maybe in october and vacation okay i don't i don't i don't try i don't for the first first
00:32:44.120 month of the year all it was was vacation so you were drinking a lot wasn't yes it was only miami
00:32:48.820 what until miami when was i drinking i wasn't until not until miami but then we went to new york
00:32:55.040 you said the first month of the year dude i'm going on what you said you're talking about
00:32:59.480 January?
00:33:00.120 Yeah, sure.
00:33:00.400 Again, see, trying to dodge around the topic.
00:33:02.140 What do you mean?
00:33:02.600 I listened to your words.
00:33:04.140 Yeah, you drank quite a bit.
00:33:05.060 Anyway.
00:33:05.460 And vacation, like I said.
00:33:06.920 And then New York.
00:33:07.400 What happened in New York?
00:33:08.460 I see what you're doing here.
00:33:10.020 You're trying to make this a me thing.
00:33:11.760 I'm not.
00:33:12.280 This is a you thing.
00:33:13.440 It is.
00:33:13.760 Because you did take the vile, Mac.
00:33:15.320 I was not a vile.
00:33:16.000 You took it.
00:33:16.400 Find the clip.
00:33:17.980 And now you're getting wasted every night.
00:33:20.220 All right.
00:33:20.900 I'll have to defend it.
00:33:21.820 That's not even close to true.
00:33:22.760 That's definitely not even close to true.
00:33:24.040 What I've found is that when I don't enjoy the simple pleasures of life,
00:33:29.360 enjoying one simple drink in my day
00:33:31.900 or in my week one time
00:33:33.940 that I kind of turn into a person
00:33:35.300 that's like not having any fun at all. 0.99
00:33:38.020 And I just become a shitty person. 0.75
00:33:39.600 I'm not fun to be around 0.97
00:33:40.760 and I don't like to,
00:33:43.140 like I'm just pissed off for whatever reason. 1.00
00:33:45.180 She need to drink to...
00:33:47.200 No, I have one drink
00:33:48.220 and I'm like, wow,
00:33:48.900 that is like a simple pleasure.
00:33:50.040 I have rewarded myself
00:33:51.240 for the hard work that I've done over the week.
00:33:52.780 I feel it on this.
00:33:54.100 And I'm like, wow, this is great.
00:33:55.420 I'm so glad that I did that for myself.
00:33:56.960 I can support him on this.
00:33:58.160 There are people that want to,
00:33:59.200 they want to you know kick back relax and they you know they work hard and they deserve that
00:34:03.620 that simple pleasure of one drink and mac does keep it to one drink it in no way affects his
00:34:08.080 life one of the reasons i chose this was one because it makes me a better spokesperson for
00:34:14.100 recovery and for people to go and search for a meaning in their life after crawling out of that
00:34:19.360 pit of hell of depression and and you know drug abuse or whatever they're coming from
00:34:23.520 but also just because i found it works for me i like people to do what works for them
00:34:27.380 For Mac, it works to work his ass off all week.
00:34:30.260 Enjoy a beer.
00:34:31.120 Kick back.
00:34:31.680 Relax.
00:34:32.340 He also enjoys quite a bit of marijuana.
00:34:36.000 Am I able to say that? 1.00
00:34:38.720 Mac, just fucking own it. 0.99
00:34:40.680 You're an artist with a five inch beard. 1.00
00:34:42.320 You're high right now.
00:34:44.020 That's not true.
00:34:44.800 I lied.
00:34:45.480 You lied.
00:34:46.700 But I didn't lie about you taking a beer on our nice outdoor hike the other day.
00:34:52.040 That was great.
00:34:52.360 It was amazing. 1.00
00:34:53.060 He pulled it out of his ass. 1.00
00:34:54.700 It was in my pocket, but it was nice. 1.00
00:34:56.520 Anyway, Logan's trying to make this a negative from me.
00:34:59.860 I've found that having one drink is all that I need.
00:35:03.500 Just have a fun time.
00:35:04.380 I commend your ability to really just have one drink.
00:35:07.660 You have a very commendable amount of self-control that I wish I had.
00:35:15.560 Part of the reason I set the rules is because I don't do just one drink.
00:35:21.200 I obliterate myself in my brain.
00:35:24.440 um it's it's horrible but it's it's the lifestyle is working really well for me now like like you
00:35:31.060 said content output is way high the only issue is you know 8 p.m comes around and i'm kind of
00:35:37.260 looking around like what do i do i can't watch movies now because there's no car there's no
00:35:41.360 like atmosphere here for uh chilling yeah and i i really do wish i really do wish i could i could
00:35:48.440 kick one back maybe just one or two or you know it's ten i mean my question is this and i've asked
00:35:55.060 you about this before like what is preventing you from kind of rearranging the thoughts that
00:36:00.320 you've had about this i understand that you made some sort of vow or some sort of agreement with
00:36:04.440 yourself that you weren't going to drink in la but at what point do you kind of dissolve the
00:36:11.080 strange rules that you've made when the times are totally changing yeah the world is a different
00:36:15.440 place than it was literally one month ago and sometimes things have to change we understand
00:36:21.800 that we get the you have to um rearrange your environment in order to for it to be successful 0.83
00:36:27.700 it's a great it's a great question i almost broke the other night i almost fucking broke we were in 0.82
00:36:33.460 the studio and i was watching you just like you either talking about or sipping on like whiskey 0.85
00:36:38.480 or something and i was like man now more than ever is like the time where i could probably use
00:36:45.100 like a little stress reliever yeah and uh i didn't i don't know why bro i thought about i thought
00:36:51.900 about that vibe to myself i thought about like why i'm successful and um why i a lot of the things i
00:36:58.360 do uh work and it's it's because i have like a set of rules and a lifestyle that i just i just stick
00:37:05.040 to no matter what and this is one of those things like this i i just can't it was a promise to
00:37:10.860 myself and if i break this one who knows what other promises to myself i'm gonna break in the
00:37:14.780 future it's a very uh uh personal character thing yeah that i need to uphold i need to uphold i think
00:37:22.000 it says a lot about me if i if i if i snap and it'll show uh it'll show weakness you're also 0.97
00:37:28.140 already addicted to something else fuck tick tock it ain't good mike it's all you do not not not 0.99
00:37:37.420 two months ago 1.00
00:37:38.300 not two months ago
00:37:41.560 I was expressing my
00:37:43.540 disdain and disapproval of this
00:37:45.520 app we know as TikTok
00:37:47.540 and now
00:37:49.320 I can't stop
00:37:51.940 it's been hard to watch
00:37:53.760 you have been swallowed
00:37:55.240 you have been swallowed whole by a machine
00:37:58.140 coined
00:37:59.620 by the Addison Rays
00:38:01.840 and Charlay D'Amelio's
00:38:03.940 of the world and you are now just
00:38:05.700 A lip syncing 1.00
00:38:06.820 Fuck ass 1.00
00:38:08.040 Hold on a second 1.00
00:38:09.360 Alright I'm not
00:38:10.600 I'm not lip syncing
00:38:12.800 I'm doing my best
00:38:14.800 To make quality content
00:38:15.960 Alright
00:38:17.660 You've changed
00:38:20.020 It's so 0.97
00:38:21.380 It's so fucking easy
00:38:23.420 It's so easy 0.99
00:38:24.800 You spend five minutes
00:38:26.580 Making a video
00:38:27.620 And millions of people
00:38:30.000 See it
00:38:30.560 It's so
00:38:30.980 There's no challenge
00:38:32.000 To it
00:38:32.260 You just remake an idea
00:38:33.520 That you saw
00:38:34.280 Anyone can
00:38:35.620 get famous on tiktok so why not invest slightly in it a little bit i'm doing nothing like bro
00:38:43.540 i look around and i see a kiddie pool and blow up inflatables that i had in my garage what am i
00:38:51.060 doing i want to allocate my time at least doing something for my career if you want to call it
00:38:56.540 you've talked about making promises to yourself and as a matter of fact you've uh you've become
00:39:01.980 the exact thing that you set out to
00:39:04.000 destroy. I didn't see God
00:39:06.000 to destroy Tic Tac. I always
00:39:07.440 admired and envied the kids coming up on it.
00:39:09.980 I just said, you gotta
00:39:11.960 be prepared to diversify, because
00:39:13.920 then you'll be this
00:39:15.720 thumbnail and title of a Cody Cole video, and no
00:39:17.980 one wants that, but we've been there.
00:39:19.520 You said you're not lip-syncing.
00:39:22.420 At what point are you just syncing?
00:39:25.940 At what point are you just syncing?
00:39:28.240 I come out of my room every day,
00:39:29.540 You're dancing on the stairs
00:39:32.760 You're throwing Evan around
00:39:34.900 Doing handstands
00:39:36.900 I mean at what point is it just
00:39:38.440 2015 Logan Paul all over again
00:39:40.980 Are you going to do splits on the China
00:39:42.820 Wall 0.92
00:39:43.060 The great wall
00:39:44.480 The great wall
00:39:45.600 That was a good kid
00:39:49.560 He was a good kid
00:39:51.520 All he wanted to do was make little comedy bits
00:39:54.880 He didn't care
00:39:56.540 He didn't care about
00:39:57.680 all the tumultuous times the negativity the stress the worry the fam the poverty the war
00:40:05.100 the hunger going on in the world all he cared about was making people happy he was a good kid 1.00
00:40:09.400 he's coming back you're a voice of the fucking people act fucking act like it fucking act like 0.99
00:40:15.260 it i'm not a voice of the you you know what i have a voice i see it from a people i see it 1.00
00:40:22.100 right now i knew we were one step away because you did the i just hit the switch flip flip that 0.96
00:40:29.000 video went crazy i know it fucking did but i know you are one tick tock away from changing your 0.98
00:40:37.560 clothes with an x over your chest i fucking know it i know you will like this and that is 0.99
00:40:44.140 i used to be so beautiful now look at me 0.98
00:40:49.120 i know it i know it's fucking coming dude and when that day happens i'll know that i've lost 0.87
00:40:56.820 my friend yeah forever yeah it won't happen man i don't think i don't know anymore 0.93
00:41:04.300 i think you gotta find a way to um give yourself like an actual thing to attach yourself to because 0.99
00:41:12.840 I think I'd rather find a way to give myself a blowjob 0.99
00:41:16.420 because I could really use one of those. 0.99
00:41:20.060 The only good thing that's come out of TikTok
00:41:21.980 has been shy and awkward guy.
00:41:23.680 That's it.
00:41:24.260 He's great.
00:41:25.020 He's great.
00:41:25.500 He's my favorite thing.
00:41:27.280 We spent 30 minutes watching this dude on live yesterday.
00:41:32.160 I highly suggest giving this man a follow.
00:41:35.000 On Insta.
00:41:35.900 Or not on TikTok.
00:41:37.240 Look at this guy. 1.00
00:41:39.740 This fucking guy. 1.00
00:41:42.840 fiesta potatoes from 1.00
00:41:45.860 Tacoma
00:41:46.320 bacon jalapeno
00:41:56.340 cheers burger from
00:41:57.800 wonders
00:41:58.200 this is all he does he says
00:42:01.720 the name of the food he's about to eat
00:42:03.840 and then he eats it 0.99
00:42:04.700 don't you fucking dare pigeonhole 1.00
00:42:07.360 don't you fucking dare pigeonhole him 1.00
00:42:09.860 Dunkin Donuts 0.99
00:42:11.260 Shamrock Donut.
00:42:14.740 I love this guy.
00:42:17.400 Oh my God.
00:42:18.020 Irish soda bread.
00:42:20.620 One bite from each, huh?
00:42:21.820 I bet that was good.
00:42:23.140 Just a full taste test.
00:42:25.320 Decaf coffee.
00:42:28.100 Decaf.
00:42:28.540 He goes,
00:42:28.980 decaf coffee.
00:42:31.580 Only in this day and age
00:42:32.560 would that content work.
00:42:33.800 I don't know.
00:42:34.660 I think he's out of something.
00:42:35.660 Don't pigeonhole Lincoln.
00:42:36.880 He's a stand-up comic.
00:42:37.900 I know.
00:42:38.220 He's great.
00:42:38.640 Okay.
00:42:39.300 Please.
00:42:39.860 Put some respect on him.
00:42:41.020 We went on his live last night.
00:42:44.460 Once again, another person who was IG Live.
00:42:47.380 Shout out Lincoln.
00:42:48.600 Another guy by the name of DJ D-Nice.
00:42:51.640 I don't know if anybody out there watching saw this.
00:42:53.920 Put on a DJ set.
00:42:55.860 This is a thing that's also happening.
00:42:57.380 People are putting on these global DJ sets from behind IG Live.
00:43:00.440 Keeping their social distance while people still enjoy the party.
00:43:03.480 That is their DJ set.
00:43:05.160 And he's spinning songs from the late 90s and early 2000s.
00:43:08.760 It was great.
00:43:09.240 Michelle Obama shows up
00:43:11.200 OBJ shows up
00:43:12.680 Drake shows up
00:43:13.940 everybody goes to this party
00:43:16.100 and they're all in the comments
00:43:17.060 commenting
00:43:17.540 Complex post it
00:43:18.640 then we go over to it
00:43:19.940 and we're commenting
00:43:21.300 and we went to a virtual party
00:43:22.960 with DJ D Nice
00:43:24.200 by the way
00:43:24.600 picked up 400,000 followers
00:43:26.500 in one day
00:43:27.220 as a result of it
00:43:28.240 we were on it for a bit
00:43:29.600 20 minutes
00:43:30.560 I was high
00:43:31.580 so I was just dancing around the kitchen
00:43:32.640 for 20 minutes
00:43:33.500 just commenting every now and then
00:43:35.440 I was like
00:43:35.860 yo if we leave
00:43:36.680 are we allowed to get back in
00:43:37.700 like
00:43:37.980 it felt like a club
00:43:39.220 it was nice but some people some people aren't um doing the digital party some people are still
00:43:44.440 still on the real thing y'all see this spring breakers who refuse to stop partying now have
00:43:49.240 coronavirus no because they can't stop going to the beach these look at this this was on tube
00:43:54.180 filter but um yeah you you have those people who are refusing to accept the validity of this um
00:44:01.720 disease and well people younger people are dying it's not i mean we've had some 34 year olds 32
00:44:07.860 two-year-olds, 28-year-olds in this country that have died from it.
00:44:10.660 So, I mean, don't be out there thinking you're invincible because you're young.
00:44:14.040 You're not.
00:44:14.580 That's the hardest part.
00:44:15.760 Definitely listening to those in charge and accepting that you should probably just stay inside.
00:44:20.900 Definitely a defiant one right here.
00:44:23.040 That's why.
00:44:23.660 And we don't leave the house normally.
00:44:25.980 But now that I can't, for some reason, I feel like I need to.
00:44:28.160 So maybe that's why I'm going slightly insane.
00:44:29.980 When you look at my eyes, sure, they're slightly crossed.
00:44:32.520 He's not.
00:44:34.000 But just slightly.
00:44:35.380 He's not leaving the house.
00:44:36.360 We leave the house.
00:44:37.620 We go in the car.
00:44:38.880 Wanting to do something and doing it.
00:44:40.520 I want to climb the Empire State Building.
00:44:43.940 I don't think you do.
00:44:45.140 I do.
00:44:45.760 We went on that hike the other day and you were struggling.
00:44:48.220 That's a hike.
00:44:49.300 I want to climb with suction cups the side of the Empire State Building.
00:44:53.900 Like the gorilla.
00:44:54.420 No, you don't.
00:44:55.800 Okay.
00:44:56.500 Let me rephrase.
00:44:57.560 I want to float down the lazy river right now.
00:45:00.760 You could do that.
00:45:02.020 You could do that.
00:45:04.340 I hear their reasoning.
00:45:06.420 I get it.
00:45:07.160 I get it you're young this is the first time
00:45:09.500 this is the time of your life that you want to go on
00:45:11.620 spring break nobody's going to tell
00:45:13.560 you what to do no one's going to tell
00:45:15.560 you what to do college kids
00:45:17.540 unfortunately in this scenario
00:45:19.420 people are they're telling you what to do 0.99
00:45:21.520 and you should fucking listen 0.99
00:45:23.640 to them don't don't don't fucking do 0.99
00:45:25.540 this is like I said 0.99
00:45:27.500 earlier an unprecedented
00:45:29.000 human event
00:45:31.380 yeah it's one of those things where
00:45:33.500 it went from like
00:45:34.320 everyone's just overreacting
00:45:36.920 to now i think these people may be underreacting and they're suffering the consequences because of
00:45:43.480 it i think one thing you could definitely do with your big platform is encourage people to
00:45:47.160 use this time where they're you know stuck inside to use the great tools that we all
00:45:51.680 pretty much have which is the internet to learn new things try new things contact family um
00:45:58.100 talking about like butt stuff or you know just like ways to spend the time positively as opposed
00:46:03.200 to like not doing anything and just sitting yes it's a butt stuff it could be one thing yes is 0.98
00:46:09.700 that is that true yeah yeah gotta stop eating ass coronavirus is uh transmitted tenfold to the 0.99
00:46:14.880 butthole a hypothetical question you're uh you're quarantined in your house and you only have three 0.94
00:46:21.440 movies you can watch what are they uh on repeat yep it's a great question i'd probably i'd probably
00:46:27.700 do something
00:46:28.240 I'd probably do
00:46:30.900 Interstellar
00:46:34.060 would be on that list
00:46:35.060 maybe a series
00:46:36.720 of Christopher Nolan movies
00:46:37.820 I don't know
00:46:38.420 you can only have three
00:46:39.260 yeah right 0.96
00:46:40.480 Interstellar
00:46:41.300 yeah
00:46:41.540 Inception
00:46:43.480 count it
00:46:44.420 oh my god
00:46:45.240 classic
00:46:45.660 what else
00:46:46.580 Blazing Saddles
00:46:49.460 great classic
00:46:51.220 way to throw some
00:46:51.880 I love that
00:46:52.620 I love that movie
00:46:53.800 please watch Blazing Saddles
00:46:55.200 and comment below
00:46:55.700 what we should watch
00:46:56.380 again we're on a
00:46:57.700 We're on a Sons of Anarchy way.
00:47:00.260 Sons of Anarchy.
00:47:01.080 You did three top three movies.
00:47:02.840 I was looking up this stock market thing.
00:47:04.180 Do you want the fact or should I not say it?
00:47:05.360 Just give me the fact.
00:47:06.440 On January 19, 2017, the day before Trump took office,
00:47:11.580 the Dow Jones Industrial Average closed at 19.8.
00:47:14.420 And we're at 19.5 now.
00:47:16.480 Sorry, did I say 18.5 was the stat?
00:47:19.300 Whatever it is, we're now below when he took office.
00:47:21.820 So we've lost money.
00:47:24.340 Top three movies.
00:47:25.220 love movies obviously
00:47:28.040 Children of Men
00:47:29.100 which is also post-apocalyptic
00:47:31.680 No Country for Old Men
00:47:34.480 Great 0.95
00:47:35.520 I'm seeing a theme here 0.99
00:47:37.360 Men
00:47:37.760 and Men in Tights 0.74
00:47:41.380 Men in Black
00:47:43.500 and
00:47:44.440 you said Inception that's one of them but The Departed
00:47:48.660 great film 0.99
00:47:50.300 just an all star fucking cast 0.99
00:47:52.880 I also have a 1.00
00:47:53.860 The Departed
00:47:56.700 The Departed
00:47:57.820 I have a
00:47:58.700 I have a
00:47:59.320 What's his name
00:48:00.880 Matt Damon
00:48:01.780 Film as well
00:48:02.480 Good Will Hunting
00:48:03.260 Classic
00:48:04.080 Easily
00:48:05.080 Anchorman
00:48:06.040 Yes
00:48:07.440 And then
00:48:08.080 I want something
00:48:10.360 I want something
00:48:11.260 That's like totally weird
00:48:12.140 I'm gonna go with
00:48:13.260 The Holy Mountain
00:48:14.120 I was gonna say that too 1.00
00:48:15.380 You're a sister fuck 1.00
00:48:16.320 I love that movie 1.00
00:48:16.960 Only cause it's so weird
00:48:18.100 It's so weird
00:48:18.680 You can watch that movie
00:48:19.540 A hundred times
00:48:20.360 With a different conclusion
00:48:21.880 Each time
00:48:22.240 There's another one
00:48:22.720 We should watch
00:48:23.220 It's called El Topo
00:48:23.980 I think you'd love it
00:48:24.740 I don't know
00:48:25.400 It's so weird
00:48:26.280 These movies
00:48:26.700 They hit me a special way
00:48:28.480 I really start to question
00:48:29.560 Most things
00:48:30.180 Good
00:48:30.680 I look at the desk
00:48:31.780 I'm like how is it like that
00:48:33.000 I look at my friends
00:48:34.380 I'm like who made you
00:48:35.540 The way you are
00:48:36.360 The world
00:48:37.780 The world
00:48:39.060 Every person I ever met
00:48:40.360 Has made me the person I am
00:48:41.980 Yeah that makes sense
00:48:43.140 Clockwork Orange
00:48:44.560 What are we
00:48:45.520 No you already said
00:48:46.060 What are we doing
00:48:47.180 What are we doing
00:48:47.840 Now
00:48:48.380 I mean
00:48:48.920 I think we'll probably
00:48:50.420 End this and then go
00:48:51.300 Make more content
00:48:52.620 More content
00:48:52.960 more tech talks i'm sure i'm shooting today thank you guys for uh joining us this episode
00:48:58.360 and if you watched and sat all the way through with us um let us know what you thought let us
00:49:02.720 know if you if you felt a bit of a different vibe and don't let me uh urge you to say that but like
00:49:09.120 let us know if you can feel it through the content or if we're doing a good job
00:49:12.940 because uh it is it is weird it is a bit weird just like everything is moving a little different
00:49:20.200 and you know if we have three more months of this we'll get used to it as we uh wet our feet
00:49:25.080 a little more and more and i think that sound of someone being sawed in half is probably good out
00:49:30.720 hit that subscribe button thank you guys for listening to this episode of impulsive stay
00:49:36.040 hey stay safe stay healthy stay hate stay hate just get off we're gonna be okay stay inside
00:49:42.700 now i'm gonna sit here for a little bit longer just because it's the only thing i can do i don't
00:49:48.360 Let's see why we can't, dude. 1.00
00:49:49.800 No, fuck it. 1.00
00:49:50.480 We're done. 1.00
00:49:51.040 Bye.
00:49:51.340 Bye.
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