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00:02:25.940 That doesn't mean you're the opening guy.

00:02:26.940 Oh, I'm the opening guy.

00:02:27.860 Let's see it. 1.00

00:02:28.380 I'm the fucking guy that you turn to for an opening. 1.00

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00:02:33.740 Welcome back to Impulsive.

00:02:35.120 Like I said.

00:02:35.900 The number one podcast in the world. 0.98

00:02:38.240 And the only podcast left in this godforsaken, motherfucking, apocalyptic, doomed world that we're living in. 0.99

00:02:46.060 What the fuck is happening? 0.99

00:02:48.060 I'm pissed, dude. 1.00

00:02:49.540 My life is falling apart before my eyes.

00:02:52.240 Yesterday I had to prank my friend.

00:02:53.720 I had to burn your masterpiece, your art.

00:02:55.940 Mac, seeing the pain in your eyes.

00:02:58.440 If you guys saw the vlog, Mac is an artist, a really good one.

00:03:00.880 He spent two months in this painting.

00:03:02.120 I made an exact replica.

00:03:03.740 I'm impressed with that, to be honest with you.

00:03:05.140 I was surprised you didn't ask me about it.

00:03:06.520 You still haven't.

00:03:08.340 You didn't know how we did it.

00:03:09.800 Someone told me.

00:03:10.420 I think Andre told me.

00:03:11.920 I mean, I don't really care because it's like an unlawful representation or replication

00:03:16.040 of my work, and I'm not cool with that.

00:03:17.900 So we got to figure that out.

00:03:19.600 You're getting served later.

00:03:20.340 He's still mad a little bit.

00:03:21.700 There will be legal repercussions.

00:03:23.420 Just be careful because you showed this publicly.

00:03:25.940 and that's a...

00:03:26.780 We could still sell

00:03:27.560 the replica probably

00:03:28.400 for a hefty amount of...

00:03:30.020 Yeah, the burn version

00:03:31.040 might sell more

00:03:31.900 to just hang in.

00:03:32.780 It was a prop in a video.

00:03:34.080 By the way, guys,

00:03:34.520 our guest today

00:03:35.080 is actually a very close

00:03:36.740 friend of mine.

00:03:37.660 So close,

00:03:38.140 he's my brother.

00:03:39.640 Jake Paul, everybody.

00:03:40.600 Thank you so much.

00:03:41.260 Thanks for joining us.

00:03:42.040 Thank you.

00:03:42.540 Am I still the most

00:03:43.660 recurring guest?

00:03:44.440 Yes.

00:03:44.760 Oh, yeah, bro.

00:03:45.820 Yo, it's because...

00:03:47.540 Let's be honest, bro.

00:03:48.640 You're like one of us.

00:03:49.900 Yeah.

00:03:50.080 So it's kind of just like

00:03:50.700 the boys sitting in

00:03:51.360 talking about it. 1.00

00:03:52.060 Fucking boys. 1.00

00:03:52.840 So I think I should become 1.00

00:03:54.140 the fourth guest on Impulsive.

00:03:55.940 I'm just throwing that out there now.

00:03:57.260 Like you are right now.

00:03:58.980 Yeah, yeah, like all the time.

00:04:00.900 But you'd be a host, not a guest.

00:04:01.940 A host, that's what I meant.

00:04:02.880 Yeah, sorry, sorry.

00:04:03.840 I'm working on my words. 0.99

00:04:06.120 Yeah, I know you guys are looking for a female host,

00:04:09.280 but I'm pretty dope.

00:04:13.260 I can talk about girls and things.

00:04:15.620 Anyways. 0.93

00:04:16.340 Yeah, you got a girl.

00:04:17.020 This is how I know you're losing your mind.

00:04:19.040 Because Logan's like, asked me in the past three days,

00:04:22.160 like, are you okay?

00:04:23.480 Like 10 times.

00:04:24.760 Are you okay?

00:04:25.940 Are you okay?

00:04:27.020 Because you're not okay.

00:04:28.900 Oh, am I projecting?

00:04:29.980 You're projecting.

00:04:30.840 Oh, my God.

00:04:31.440 Are you okay?

00:04:32.220 You okay?

00:04:32.700 No, I really do care about you.

00:04:36.440 That's crazy.

00:04:37.760 No, I really do, man.

00:04:39.460 You're my family.

00:04:40.060 I've been texting mom and dad, making sure they're okay.

00:04:41.500 Ohio just went on lockdown.

00:04:43.120 So little little ma's cooped up. 0.97

00:04:44.500 She texted me for advice, bro. 1.00

00:04:45.760 She wants to go work. 1.00

00:04:47.520 Our mother's a nurse. 1.00

00:04:49.000 She wants to go work and help people.

00:04:50.080 I said, mom, you're so noble.

00:04:52.380 That's great. 1.00

00:04:53.040 Stay fucking home. 0.99

00:04:54.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:54.500 Stay home.

00:04:54.920 Take care of your...

00:04:55.600 already made it out of the trap like you you did your time she was a nurse for like 22 5 60 years 0.98

00:05:02.400 or something like these nurses are sacrificing their lives to to help the betterment of society 0.99

00:05:07.920 and killing this fucking uh let's give it up for like the doctors doctors nurses they're the real 0.99

00:05:13.640 heroes right now i saw a post on uh on twitter that was like yo instead of uh going going on 0.99

00:05:20.240 spring break or taking off during the next month me and my three nurse friends had to go write our

00:05:25.580 wills because we realize that we're not all of us are going to make it through this so hope you 0.62

00:05:29.820 enjoyed your spring break karen damn stop going outside guys karen that's right here we are stuck

00:05:37.180 inside a doomed a doomed world i i uh i was watching a uh economist speak today one of the 0.96

00:05:44.180 leading economists and he was giving some predictions and he said the economy is going

00:05:48.460 to crash completely completely worse it's ever been worse than worse than the great depression

00:05:52.920 type crash it will be on its way back up by the end of the year and next year

00:05:59.960 hopefully by the end of this year we have the virus under control but next year

00:06:04.840 it will come again in a stronger strand what the virus will come back yes this one how is he how

00:06:11.300 can an economist predict that that's what i said it's the first thing the the real deal is a psychic

00:06:15.640 by the name of i can't remember what her name was now she predicted that there would be a secondary

00:06:19.780 virus obviously an economist 0.99

00:06:21.800 is not predicting a fucking virus 0.99

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00:06:25.060 red flag I think it's a pattern

00:06:27.780 of disease and

00:06:29.420 viri I heard there's

00:06:31.720 already a second disease or a second

00:06:33.820 virus as of yesterday that

00:06:35.700 immediately stops people's hearts

00:06:37.720 can I ask if you

00:06:39.600 Jake Paul are qualified to

00:06:41.120 give that information I'm not

00:06:43.740 I'm not qualified at all

00:06:44.860 that's what's crazy about this whole entire like pandemic

00:06:47.560 is there's so many pieces of information

00:06:49.500 out there it's like what do you even believe who do you go to who do you trust who do you listen to

00:06:53.740 and so I've just been taking everything with a grain of salt but everything I think like when

00:06:58.300 I heard that I saw multiple people talking about it and then my friends some of my friends that

00:07:03.760 have been texting me are like connected with the military and different people sure and they are

00:07:08.500 the ones that have been right the most amount of times uh so I'm kind of just listening to them

00:07:13.260 now because they seem to know what's going on some people's information is a little bit more

00:07:16.340 valid than others exactly but yeah i'm also i'm also hesitant even even like if you're listening

00:07:20.620 to us on this show take everything here with a grain of salt what are you gonna do listen to a 1.00

00:07:23.440 bunch of fuck asses i hope not speak for yourself man i true yeah what the fuck no i know you're 1.00

00:07:28.660 right you're the you're the leader here you're the dad of the house no but i mean i've had to 1.00

00:07:32.680 turn to you for i mean i do have a decent chunk of wisdom in my 35 years absolutely

00:07:37.100 also though do you because you've been you've been what do we got now you haven't been social

00:07:43.020 distancing is i've been doing very well i stepped out of the house very quickly for a podcast the

00:07:48.700 night it was an emergency favor for my good good friend ricardo bankston from the phase clan caro

00:07:54.260 um and yeah there were people there and it was looking back it was it was unwise of me

00:07:59.040 i'm not impervious to mistakes two of my loved ones pam reached out to me today

00:08:02.940 she was she was pissed she said did you have to do it and then i played for her what i said in

00:08:07.500 the podcast and she sent me clapping hand emojis and said if you're gonna leave quarantine do it

00:08:13.000 to say things like that yeah i got in a little argument on that show so what's up with you bro

00:08:18.620 after the fight all the uh all the uh partying all the downtime and now we're locked away

00:08:25.320 how's life been yeah it's interesting uh because it almost feels like after the fight i was like

00:08:30.500 chilling for a moment and then now i just have to go back to chilling when i was ready to like

00:08:34.340 get the engines turning that's crazy but uh yeah so many things that i was like about to turn the

00:08:39.320 or turn the key on uh or put to a halt but i think it's good i think being patient is is fine

00:08:45.360 back to making content new videos every thursday so that's fun yeah i'm having fun filming again

00:08:50.880 are you yes yes really 100 100 how i just think it's so natural like we're just we're just coming

00:08:57.980 up with like silly ideas or or just filming like actual moments that that happened in our house

00:09:02.500 and the ideas that we're filming and just messing around with they're just like silly

00:09:06.960 and it doesn't feel forced at all and that's i think what is so great about it and i love the

00:09:13.300 shorter content because i remember when it was like i had to put out a 15 minute video it was

00:09:17.580 like forcing so much conversation and so many things that aren't funny and trying to make stuff

00:09:24.060 happen that isn't good content fabricated it's forged mike was just talking about this today

00:09:29.120 yeah my last video was like 22 minutes and i thought it would be like something that the fans

00:09:33.960 would want because they're like locked down in quarantine and i think i actually got penalized

00:09:38.280 a little bit by youtube for uh watch percentage going down yeah his retention rate and like the

00:09:43.280 retention rate and like my videos in the past have been really long too but but to your point

00:09:46.880 also when i do the longer videos it feels like so much more of a chore it feels like god dang like

00:09:53.000 how am i gonna fill all this time and then the edit like all that takes so much time and then

00:09:57.200 you get to a point where like you're not putting out as much content you're not hitting your days 0.60

00:10:01.080 like you're supposed to because you're trying to hit this long ass video as opposed to just

00:10:04.020 putting out fun upbeat content that people could watch i think creativity becoming a chore is like 0.60

00:10:09.800 the worst the worst the death of creativity yeah i was gonna ask did you did you burn out when you

00:10:15.060 were daily vlogging yeah you did sure i think i burnt out until like coming back like recently

00:10:20.840 like i think the burnout was for like a year for sure for sure that's that's that's a tough thing

00:10:26.600 and it's so crazy because like i remember i i've said this before like when i was up and coming i

00:10:31.700 was watching my favorite youtubers like uh casey roman and they'd be like yo this is this is tough

00:10:36.280 like creator burnout i would always like i wouldn't understand because you know we're hard

00:10:41.500 workers we pride ourselves on that and i always thought i could beat it but i mean for the most

00:10:46.700 part we did like i did two years you did two years yeah but then but then look what happened yeah 0.99

00:10:50.540 true like you just you you literally shoot yourself in the fucking foot because you just 0.99

00:10:54.600 aren't a human being anymore you're just a content machine it becomes not fun i think that's what 0.99

00:10:58.640 that was what's crazy about it is i stopped vlogging when i was like 20 ish no probably

00:11:04.280 yeah probably 21 and so when i stopped vlogging that's when i felt like my life started like i

00:11:10.420 missed two to three years of life and like being a real human and figuring out what makes me happy

00:11:17.360 and so it's this weird like transition into real life and just living and doing natural things and

00:11:21.960 finding stuff to do to keep me occupied it it was good for giving you experience like life

00:11:28.120 experience i always tell people i feel like i've lived like minimum two minimum two full lives 0.88

00:11:34.040 yeah true but like probably like between two to four just because the amount of like shit i've

00:11:38.140 had to cram in my my content like bro today today alone andre do you want to show the garage we 0.93

00:11:45.160 painted the fucking garage green the floor of my garage green yesterday we tore out the carpet and 0.88

00:11:50.160 wrote send nudes on it and paint and put it on the top of our house yeah someone someone the 0.99

00:11:54.800 other day came up with an idea i think it was julia she's like oh we should do this and i'm like

00:11:59.920 yeah it was like the most outlandish thing i'm like yeah i've already done that

00:12:03.200 do you know who alex warren is yeah he's a he's a vlogger on youtube yeah he sounds like david

00:12:09.520 yeah yeah yeah okay um so i went over the hype house for a second and i connected with him

00:12:13.280 and uh he's texting me ideas and i'm like he's like yo do you have like uh um yeah what are

00:12:20.080 those bouncy balls called or like indoor uh orbeez no they're like this big you can put them in a

00:12:26.460 bus oh oh play play like play bin balls yeah he texted me about that if i had that and he texted 0.61

00:12:33.760 me about like a five gallon jug and like some other shit i'm like bro like i have everything 0.69

00:12:37.420 everything you're about to do like i have that's a good way to get rid of those uh play pit balls 0.85

00:12:42.920 i think we're gonna use them think about it yeah we'll definitely i mean we need it save the 0.95

00:12:47.580 content do we have another two three months of this shit that i've heard i've heard it's gonna

00:12:52.660 be at least two months of lockdown yeah at least two months but i think things are gonna get more 0.96

00:12:59.140 severe because there's people like mike people like me who are breaking like we're breaking the

00:13:05.260 rule right now but by being here like lightly lightly just like i mean you've been you've been

00:13:09.440 pretty good too though i mean i stepped out for for an hour and like i said don't advise it for

00:13:14.060 anybody to do it but for the most part i haven't left the house in what it's been a couple weeks

00:13:18.020 now also i will say it's we're not breaking the rule because um podcasts are exempt from the

00:13:23.900 absolutely essential well jake's right i mean you should have you should completely avoid it

00:13:28.200 legally we're not breaking the law but to his point we shouldn't you shouldn't be going out

00:13:32.100 and hanging out in gatherings of any kind i think that the big risk is going out in public places

00:13:36.340 people you don't know people that could have been exposed yeah your friends are our risks as well

00:13:41.260 but i mean i went and did the podcast with banks it was just me and him in a room and it was are

00:13:44.760 you vetting these people like we vetted jake i i asked him like a week ago i was like how serious

00:13:50.160 are you taking this are people locked down are you letting anyone in your house and the answers

00:13:53.380 were all great and so if you guys if you guys are as locked down as us i don't i mean i don't think

00:13:58.480 anyone will get it in our house we have like very minimal amount of people coming in and out yeah 0.96

00:14:03.880 but it's still scary because you don't know and a lot of the young people are asymptomatic

00:14:08.380 so they're just not having any of the symptoms

00:14:11.000 and now I gave it to someone

00:14:12.540 who could potentially

00:14:13.900 it could be fatal for them 1.00

00:14:15.580 this shit is a super virus 1.00

00:14:17.720 this will go down in history 1.00

00:14:19.000 and we're living through history right now

00:14:21.820 and it's pretty crazy

00:14:23.600 do you think things become violent?

00:14:27.660 so we talked about this

00:14:28.880 in the last episode

00:14:29.540 I said no

00:14:30.480 I just don't see us

00:14:33.460 for this pandemic anyways

00:14:34.920 getting to a place where humans are hurting each other

00:14:37.040 for supplies and resources because i know you you are like a semi doomsday prepper right yeah

00:14:42.920 like bro you called me the other day you're like well just i was like what are you doing

00:14:46.900 you're like well just get my bug out bag and making sure everything's good to go and i've

00:14:50.340 been a doomsday prepper since i was like 16 shut up yeah but like i haven't taken it seriously

00:14:55.700 i've just always like loved the idea of it yeah and i've had like some different essentials and

00:15:01.000 things and i always loved the show so when mike tweeted we're all we're watching is doomsday

00:15:04.900 preppers i'm like wow wait you watch the show i watched it all the time shut up and we're and i

00:15:09.920 was watching all the old episodes again when mike tweeted that bro how amazing are they it's

00:15:15.340 bro it's the best it's so cringe though it's amazing it's amazing how like you guys are

00:15:21.460 oh yeah like without even communicating i know it's weird it's but that's why it's amazing bro

00:15:26.020 like a lot of my favorite youtubers are the best because of how cringe they are like i in my

00:15:31.760 opinion they're operating on a level that is is 10x above me they're elevated dude like i'm trying 0.94

00:15:38.540 to strive to get to their level like when when i made some cringe-ass fucking content i'm sure 0.97

00:15:43.000 people watch me just just to see how bad i was because it's entertaining like how could someone 0.95

00:15:47.440 move about their lives in that way and a lot of people on doomsday preppers are so far uh and they

00:15:54.420 get pissed when they get a bad score by the dude um practical preppers they're like well i don't

00:16:01.400 know who practical preppers is but we'll see how long they last yeah yeah you got a bug out bag 0.99

00:16:06.980 i got a bug out bag what's in it dude like what do you i don't really even know a bunch of shit 0.99

00:16:12.760 are you prepared for blankets am i prepared for violence i mean can we can we go here like 0.98

00:16:18.140 jedda i don't know i'm i'm prepared for violence i bought uh worst case scenario yeah worst case

00:16:25.420 scenario i bought like how many cinder blocks do we bought like we bought like thousands of

00:16:30.520 pounds of cinder blocks to create shooting barriers off of my roof and sandbags and we

00:16:37.160 bought plywood to board up all the windows and you got like a truckload of water right yeah you're 1.00

00:16:42.300 a psycho and a military truck this is what's what's fucked no this is why it's fucked bro because 1.00

00:16:47.940 all the people listening to this fucking podcast who live in los angeles if shit hits the fan 1.00

00:16:53.540 they're coming to my house no one's gonna come steal your cinder blocks dude they're gonna steal 1.00

00:16:58.640 Jake Paul and Cinderplugs, we gotta go.

00:17:00.700 They're gonna steal water and food.

00:17:04.440 Y'all got food?

00:17:05.740 Yeah, we got food.

00:17:06.640 Here's my question to you, though.

00:17:08.380 You're prepared, but where are you bugging out to?

00:17:11.440 So a bug-out bag, you can technically have a bug-out location that you go to right when bad stuff starts to happen.

00:17:21.540 Or you can have a bug-out bag that's like an emergency bug-out bag,

00:17:24.800 which is like wow we're getting in the giant army truck and we're gonna have to like go on the road

00:17:29.600 somewhere and figure something out because we are getting overran in our house oh that's terrifying

00:17:36.360 wow that's so scary do you have like a fall is it weird that i kind of want that to happen totally

00:17:41.200 100 weird why is that weird i don't think it's weird because it's like a it's like a fantasy

00:17:46.120 it's a fantasy you don't you don't you don't you don't realistically you don't want it to happen

00:17:49.680 but the thought of it is like an exciting change that you could use especially now because we're 0.77

00:17:54.220 locked in our fucking house but like like i'm the person who's watched every zombie apocalypse 0.89

00:17:57.920 movies like there's not that's why the movies are as popular as they are they're funny they're 0.99

00:18:01.900 exciting they're entertaining and bro i mean i could use a little spice in my life as long as 0.97

00:18:05.620 you don't try to eat my face you fucking zombies how you doing mike just you're checking emails 0.98

00:18:09.880 over there no i'm not i uh you definitely i like to give you i it was on my screen i like to give 0.99

00:18:15.980 them he was i like to give the brothers a chance to to reconnect i'm i'm a audience member today

00:18:21.560 To be honest with you

00:18:22.100 I'm just watching you guys

00:18:22.960 Talk about 0.99

00:18:23.780 Bugging out and shit 0.99

00:18:25.180 And I'm a little 0.99

00:18:25.960 I'm just a little

00:18:26.580 Stressed out today

00:18:27.380 What's going on?

00:18:28.540 Oh it's just

00:18:29.160 I don't know

00:18:30.920 You seem pretty happy

00:18:31.780 I had a stressful

00:18:32.700 Podcast

00:18:33.300 A couple nights ago

00:18:34.480 So I've been dealing with that

00:18:35.340 And I know we're probably

00:18:36.320 Not gonna talk about it much

00:18:37.220 But also

00:18:37.740 You've been like

00:18:38.700 In kind of like a

00:18:39.540 Mood today

00:18:40.620 Like a little like

00:18:41.640 Just like not

00:18:42.180 Super like positive

00:18:43.440 Yeah

00:18:43.920 So like I just like

00:18:45.140 Totally messed up right now

00:18:46.640 Yeah

00:18:46.900 You wake up in like new

00:18:47.800 Really?

00:18:48.500 You guys all been

00:18:49.140 I think everyone is

00:18:50.160 Same

00:18:50.480 Everyone yeah

00:18:51.200 I go to sleep at like 4 a.m., 3 a.m.

00:18:53.380 I was going to say 2, 3 a.m., wake up at 11, 11 a.m.

00:18:55.920 I've been waking up every day in the middle of the night for some reason.

00:18:58.940 I've been going to sleep at like midnight,

00:19:00.520 but for some reason I've been waking up at 4 a.m.,

00:19:02.520 and then I stay up for two hours between 4 a.m. and 6 a.m., 0.98

00:19:06.260 and that's when I start going on Wikipedia and like reading weird shit. 0.88

00:19:09.800 I get the text. 0.71

00:19:10.200 Why would you do that?

00:19:10.980 I get the text at 5 a.m. from Mike.

00:19:12.200 Just roll over and go to bed.

00:19:13.120 Nah, that's what most people would do,

00:19:15.260 but for some reason I go straight to Wikipedia.

00:19:16.700 Mike is a maverick.

00:19:17.600 and wikipedia can provide horrible things i mean it could provide great things but it 0.58

00:19:23.320 provide horrible things as well so uh you ever had a wikipedia race no it sounds nice

00:19:29.420 a race of dictionaries you pick two topics and they're like totally opposites and you start at

00:19:35.480 one and only by clicking on links in the wikipedia articles you have to get to the next topic

00:19:41.080 so it could be like Abraham Lincoln

00:19:43.720 and Pokemon

00:19:45.840 so this is where we're at right

00:19:47.340 this is a good one

00:19:48.520 after this is over you want to send it 1.00

00:19:51.440 I will crush you

00:19:53.400 it's using context clues 0.95

00:19:54.820 smart associations

00:19:56.360 it's a skillful game for sure

00:19:58.960 I feel like

00:20:01.200 you and I

00:20:02.740 especially the way we were raised

00:20:04.940 and everything with Greg

00:20:06.300 Greg Paul

00:20:08.220 we're sort of built for

00:20:10.560 like a worst case scenario post-apocalyptic world 100 we're we're really harsh in the way we think

00:20:17.800 we're kind of like a head down chest up just drive drive drive get through it survive type

00:20:23.080 mentality yeah and maybe that's also why you have an affinity for this uh this hobby of yours yeah

00:20:28.000 and i think i saw a tweet the other day it was like this some girl was talking to her therapist

00:20:32.480 and she and the therapist was like how are you dealing with all this virus stuff going on she's

00:20:36.360 like is it weird that like i don't it's not really bothering me that much and the therapist goes

00:20:41.000 no because you were actually raised in chaos you brought me toilet paper today that was very nice

00:20:45.780 of you it's designer designer toilet paper in times when toilet paper is sparse and high in

00:20:51.320 demand i'd expect nothing less from you jay that's a big flex right there that's a big flex do you

00:20:56.800 even use it though or is this one of those things like new tennis shoes you buy them and you never

00:20:59.740 wear them yeah no yeah you kind of just i think you could like frame it or something where'd you

00:21:03.640 get this and why uh i got it from a hype beast he goes hey you want some toilet paper this designer

00:21:11.560 i'm like for sure just i use that's i said i like do i use this and i decided to give it to you

00:21:17.100 thanks bro yeah i appreciate that how do you think mom's doing huh i feel like i feel like

00:21:23.120 she might be stressing because even when this first started happening happening she wasn't

00:21:29.940 taking it that seriously and i remember she wasn't no she wasn't and i remember her we were in the

00:21:34.940 group chat we were taking it more seriously than anyone and i remember her like the i think the

00:21:40.060 moment she started taking it seriously is when she went to the store and realized she couldn't

00:21:43.340 buy like anything and she's like wow did you did you end up going out to the store when you still

00:21:48.020 could yeah i went we went we went a day and two days before and seeing the shelves as empty and

00:21:55.940 the store as packed as it was,

00:21:57.620 was truly probably a once in a,

00:22:00.380 hopefully a once in a lifetime experience.

00:22:02.620 I hope I never have to see that again,

00:22:03.840 but it's like,

00:22:04.340 it's scary.

00:22:05.120 It was terrifying.

00:22:06.620 Yeah.

00:22:06.800 And people like just people you would never,

00:22:09.500 you even see at the store. 1.00

00:22:11.020 Like just like old people trying to like stock up. 1.00

00:22:14.360 Like it was, 1.00

00:22:14.680 it was,

00:22:15.420 it was sad to see.

00:22:16.720 I feel bad for the elderly.

00:22:18.140 Yeah.

00:22:18.720 Neighbor Susie.

00:22:20.000 So I heard her outside the gate this morning and went and said,

00:22:23.380 Hey,

00:22:23.860 she was walking with another neighbor of ours.

00:22:25.940 They went on a little walk together, but they were exercising social distancing during their walk.

00:22:31.640 They were six feet apart?

00:22:32.880 During their whole entire walk around the neighborhood, yeah.

00:22:35.000 I don't know if six feet is going to save anything, right?

00:22:39.800 That's what the doctors are saying.

00:22:40.840 What if you're five and a half feet away?

00:22:43.580 I don't know, because I saw your tweet, too, this morning about you're afraid to touch every surface you see now.

00:22:48.440 Yeah, I'm just looking at objects.

00:22:50.040 I would be in my car

00:22:51.860 driving around

00:22:52.500 just looking at

00:22:53.440 I just look at things now

00:22:54.900 and just think about germs

00:22:56.060 because they die

00:22:57.660 after a while

00:22:58.240 I think you sent me a chart

00:22:59.600 but it's like 12 hours

00:23:00.600 12 hours

00:23:01.140 that's not

00:23:01.960 no but it depends

00:23:03.140 on the surface

00:23:03.800 some sort of

00:23:04.540 harbor germs longer

00:23:06.540 metal was the one

00:23:08.340 that harbored it

00:23:08.980 the longest

00:23:09.480 there's a movie

00:23:10.860 called Six Feet Apart

00:23:11.900 there's a movie

00:23:12.620 called Six Feet Apart

00:23:13.360 oh yeah yeah yeah

00:23:14.580 my friend's brother

00:23:16.920 directed it

00:23:17.780 and they fall in love 0.94

00:23:19.920 damn that'd be that'd be crazy oh speaking of love how's that how's that 0.97

00:23:27.060 how's that we'll just saw you're in your last uh in your last video while you were smoking a 1.00

00:23:32.040 fucking joint by the way yeah why is that bad bro you got balls why i don't know just like like 0.98

00:23:38.940 jed told me that you guys cut out a segment of you guys smoking yeah we did but i know we left 0.99

00:23:44.460 evan smoking but we cut me smoking it i don't know why i uh i post out and i've said on this 0.96

00:23:48.920 show before like that that i smoke sometimes but i just don't give a fuck really as you shouldn't 0.95

00:23:55.540 bro i think the more authentic you are yeah yourself the more when we were smoking so like 0.86

00:23:59.880 and we wanted to film while we were high because it was fun more fun see maybe that's the difference 0.79

00:24:05.000 i cannot operate when i'm high at all cannot operate useless human being i think useless

00:24:11.280 flesh flesh but that was like such an easy like segment if i was like filming something normal

00:24:15.900 where I had to think.

00:24:17.100 We were just sitting in the car 0.85

00:24:18.540 bullshitting.

00:24:19.680 What were the comments like on that? 0.97

00:24:21.420 I think people really liked it.

00:24:23.000 I think people really like her.

00:24:25.060 They like her personality.

00:24:26.000 They like our chemistry.

00:24:27.080 No, I'm talking about...

00:24:28.000 We'll get to that,

00:24:28.600 but I'm talking about the joint, bro.

00:24:29.820 That's like...

00:24:30.460 Oh, oh.

00:24:31.100 People are like,

00:24:31.780 Jake, do you smoke?

00:24:33.100 It's still a little...

00:24:34.140 Jake, do you smoke?

00:24:35.340 Who is this person?

00:24:36.580 He kept that comment,

00:24:37.180 Jake, you smoke.

00:24:39.600 Yeah, people were kind of shocked,

00:24:41.560 but I don't know.

00:24:42.540 I feel like I've created

00:24:44.080 like a party image.

00:24:45.640 You have, you have.

00:24:46.340 So it's like...

00:24:47.380 We've just never seen it before.

00:24:49.560 Yeah, that's true.

00:24:51.020 Especially on YouTube.

00:24:52.940 Yeah.

00:24:53.420 But I've showed drinking, just not smoking.

00:24:55.700 Yeah.

00:24:56.140 I just think everyone smokes, right?

00:24:57.940 I mean, yeah, especially in LA.

00:25:00.560 It's such a normal thing in LA for people to smoke weed.

00:25:03.360 So it's like we don't even look at it.

00:25:05.640 It's not like you're not even breaking the law anymore.

00:25:08.260 It's completely rec legal.

00:25:09.740 All right, so then you also...

00:25:11.340 Have a relationship.

00:25:12.100 Yeah, you said that she's your girlfriend.

00:25:13.440 and by the way

00:25:14.860 oh man I hate to say this

00:25:15.960 you

00:25:16.780 her not saying yes

00:25:18.420 when you had the monkey

00:25:19.240 give her the sign 0.72

00:25:20.140 to ask her to be your girlfriend 1.00

00:25:21.860 was

00:25:23.180 probably one of the greatest things

00:25:24.740 I've ever seen in my life

00:25:25.620 it's hilarious

00:25:26.440 can I play this bro

00:25:27.640 oh my god

00:25:28.680 so awkward

00:25:29.880 bro

00:25:30.440 so awkward

00:25:31.940 the worst

00:25:32.800 and I'll explain why

00:25:34.940 after

00:25:35.680 after the

00:25:37.360 after you roll the clip

00:25:38.520 but

00:25:38.800 dude I

00:25:39.880 I was kind of just looking

00:25:41.280 and me and Blue

00:25:42.060 Because Blue was filming it

00:25:43.620 He was kind of just like looking at me

00:25:44.820 Like he was giving me the eyes

00:25:45.840 For sure

00:25:46.280 And I was just like

00:25:47.020 Yeah

00:25:47.960 And we kind of edited it

00:25:49.700 Edited it

00:25:50.320 Edited it

00:25:51.500 To make it look more awkward

00:25:53.980 But still

00:25:54.980 I love this

00:25:55.620 So the sign says

00:25:58.560 Will you be my girlfriend 1.00

00:25:59.380 And a monkey handed it to her 1.00

00:26:01.020 The monkey?

00:26:03.360 Yes

00:26:03.740 Yes

00:26:04.820 Hey bro

00:26:07.840 Hey bro 0.97

00:26:08.180 You're stealing my girl bro

00:26:09.120 Tell her it's from me

00:26:09.900 Hey bro bro

00:26:12.000 It's from me. 0.99

00:26:16.140 Girls be tripping, bro.

00:26:18.320 Girls be tripping, bro. 0.63

00:26:20.660 She didn't answer. 0.90

00:26:22.320 Oh, no. 1.00

00:26:24.420 That's why she looked at me like that. 0.52

00:26:26.460 First of all, she baited me.

00:26:29.520 It's a series of events, but she literally

00:26:31.340 kept on bringing up

00:26:33.360 for three weeks.

00:26:35.020 Two weeks before the fight,

00:26:36.840 throwing the, oh, yeah, but he hasn't made it

00:26:39.420 official yet.

00:26:40.120 oh yeah he's not but no we're not boyfriending girl like like jabbing me and i'm like i want

00:26:45.600 to make it special or something and if i lose this fight i'm probably going to go into depression so

00:26:49.920 you probably don't want to date me anyways so then i came up with this elaborate idea had it

00:26:58.820 all planned out there was actually a there was actually a when we were on a yacht i don't know

00:27:03.220 if we actually showed the footage of us on a yacht we took a yacht to the zoo and on the yacht

00:27:07.820 there was a plane flying with a banner that said julia will you be my girlfriend but it was like

00:27:12.640 too far away she didn't see it no can you imagine it was like it was like too far away like i saw

00:27:19.460 the plane flying but you couldn't even read the letters wait so you paid for this plane

00:27:23.020 and so that's what i wanted like i wanted us to be like sitting on the front of the yacht like

00:27:29.980 just us

00:27:31.420 will you be my girlfriend

00:27:32.720 yeah

00:27:33.120 and 0.81

00:27:33.420 so Julia has had 0.99

00:27:35.340 two

00:27:36.980 fiancés 0.97

00:27:37.940 shut up 0.98

00:27:39.000 that she said yes to 0.98

00:27:40.320 so she's used to

00:27:41.280 exactly

00:27:41.920 so this like was PTSD

00:27:43.300 she said yes to them

00:27:44.680 because they were

00:27:45.880 in

00:27:46.300 like she got asked

00:27:47.800 in front of like

00:27:48.380 large groups of people

00:27:49.380 like hundreds of people

00:27:50.280 so she like

00:27:51.380 this is like PTSD for her

00:27:53.060 but I didn't think that

00:27:54.080 but I didn't think that

00:27:55.760 it was gonna

00:27:56.260 like

00:27:57.040 trigger that

00:27:58.020 but

00:27:58.480 and also

00:27:59.240 We got into a really big fight

00:28:01.220 the night before

00:28:02.060 and then made up this morning.

00:28:05.840 That's why she was like,

00:28:07.160 are you going to be nice?

00:28:09.120 It was kind of in a weird state.

00:28:10.740 It was a weird time, but I was like,

00:28:12.060 I already planned this trip,

00:28:13.780 and I do want you to be my girlfriend.

00:28:15.540 Yes, we did fight.

00:28:17.820 This was so funny.

00:28:18.860 It's so funny.

00:28:20.960 Now, she actually asked me

00:28:23.820 to be her boyfriend.

00:28:25.360 After this.

00:28:25.900 After this, because she felt bad.

00:28:27.580 Were you actually...

00:28:28.440 Cause I know you, you seem pretty actually like kind of, I was upset.

00:28:31.460 I was upset.

00:28:32.700 I was just, I've never felt like embarrassed like that.

00:28:36.640 At least it was in front of your boys and stuff.

00:28:38.860 Yeah.

00:28:39.180 I'm not sure what I would have done, dude.

00:28:40.600 Like, cause, cause what you said is she's, she's been baiting you and she kind of been

00:28:44.360 asking.

00:28:44.780 That's why I was like, time to do it.

00:28:47.540 I was like, you, you forced me, like not forced me to do this, but like, you know, I wanted

00:28:52.280 to make it official because we were already boyfriend and girlfriend, but there was no

00:28:55.360 like a date.

00:28:56.180 I feel like you need like an anniversary date

00:28:58.100 So that you can have one month, two months

00:28:59.980 Go to dinners, have a year

00:29:02.140 Yeah

00:29:02.460 But after that she was like

00:29:06.240 I'm sorry, like she came up to me

00:29:07.780 But we just like, I don't know, it was funny

00:29:10.000 So I mean, that must be nice

00:29:12.260 Is she in your quarantine?

00:29:14.240 Yeah, so we've been quarantining

00:29:16.220 Quarantining

00:29:17.420 Quarantining

00:29:18.660 Yeah, we got into another fight

00:29:22.360 Actually

00:29:22.920 What about?

00:29:25.020 like like physical no no no no no did you win it was uh it was uh it was over something something 0.84

00:29:32.940 i was being a dick i was being a dick why i i think we we are the same exact person and 0.85

00:29:39.420 uh you were julia yeah like deep down and so we have like the same things that trigger us 0.94

00:29:46.640 and we both have like ptsd from like other situations and relationships and we love we

00:29:53.000 love each other so much it's like crazy like i've never been in love this much wait really by by by

00:30:00.500 far and like the good moments are so crazy but then we're so passionate about each other that

00:30:05.820 when we get into arguments like the little words and little details and little things can uh can

00:30:12.000 trigger like a bigger eruption and what's crazy about it is like we never fight ever when we're

00:30:21.020 like sober but like all of our fights happen like when we're like a little bit tipsy it's usually 0.98

00:30:26.880 it's the worst yeah what he just said and so you just like say shit you don't mean for sure for 0.99

00:30:32.600 sure and you're just like stupid and just be like i don't know but uh yeah so so we just we we we've 0.99

00:30:42.100 like took on taking a couple days uh away from each other because i think that's what it was 0.99

00:30:48.000 we're a new relationship we're learning so much about each other we're so in love and we were

00:30:52.120 just together every single day like it was weird yeah we talked about on the show when i facetimed

00:30:58.020 i was asking you what you guys were doing to keep the the relationship fresh and uh how you were

00:31:02.880 like managing your space because you guys were always together that's challenging it's tough 0.84

00:31:06.740 really challenging yeah but she's definitely i was definitely a dick uh you guys still kind of 0.83

00:31:12.680 uh like fighting right now no not really fighting no she's just like hurt and i'm hurt because i 0.84

00:31:18.540 hurt her and i don't want her to be hurt well maybe uh i apologize and i need i'm i'm supposed

00:31:24.040 to i'm supposed to go talk to her she's she needs she's texting i don't know if she's texting me

00:31:29.220 back this is she's not texting she didn't text me back yet but i we just need to speak you know

00:31:34.680 it's the best way to do it bro and also this is a great medium to uh express how you feel

00:31:41.040 I wrote her a poem

00:31:42.960 It's perfect

00:31:43.740 He knew that

00:31:45.900 He was alley-ooping me

00:31:47.540 Watch her like

00:31:55.120 She's like actually mad at me

00:31:56.620 So like watch her 1.00

00:31:57.600 Like break up with me

00:31:59.220 And like

00:31:59.760 No I don't think we would break up

00:32:01.000 But if she does break up with me

00:32:02.340 Clip it

00:32:03.100 I'm just gonna

00:32:03.900 Cause of this

00:32:05.260 Our fight is not a reason to break up

00:32:08.040 So if she does break up with me

00:32:09.760 Then I'm gonna be like

00:32:10.700 was it the poem what if the poem is the reason what if the poem is that's what i'm saying what

00:32:15.940 if she hears it and she's like yo that's so awful no this i wrote this from the this is fire i hate

00:32:21.560 putting like our i ain't even speaking like on our relationship like publicly i don't know i don't 0.92

00:32:27.740 know why but hey man what the fuck are you talking about yeah i don't know so our relationship has 0.92

00:32:32.600 been like off of social media like the whole entire time which is so healthy i think uh oh 0.95

00:32:38.400 off of off of yeah and so now that like i talk about it it's weird oh that makes sense and she's

00:32:43.860 like really she's really like she doesn't really do social media like she doesn't post that many

00:32:50.440 stories she only posts like pictures like so i don't know she's kind of like is that why she was

00:32:55.980 so uh like uh anxious when you did the like online proposal for the girlfriend position

00:33:02.320 that you tried to hire me i told i told evan maybe evan and i were talking about because we

00:33:07.720 watch it together and it is weird for like uh anyone especially like a woman that you're seeing

00:33:13.100 to all of a sudden be thrown into content i know that's happened with us or me like me a couple

00:33:18.120 times and i try my best i i give them the space but there's a there's gonna be some overlap there

00:33:24.080 is and that's where it's weird and we're so used to it we're used to the pressure the criticism

00:33:28.700 the hate the being on our whole lives being on camera that it's kind of almost hard to understand

00:33:33.580 when someone doesn't know what that's

00:33:35.640 like. So, it's

00:33:37.560 tough. Let's hear the poem. Okay.

00:33:39.340 Win or back right now. 0.89

00:33:42.500 Julia,

00:33:43.400 your heart is like a feather.

00:33:45.560 Even in bad weather, I'll love

00:33:47.560 you forever. Nice. Even if you

00:33:49.460 change your name to Heather. Nice.

00:33:51.560 With you, my days are better.

00:33:53.980 Your magazine has turned you to

00:33:55.560 a real trendsetter. Nice.

00:33:57.360 I can't believe I found such a perfect hidden treasure.

00:34:00.040 We will have hard times,

00:34:01.600 but many more of pleasure. Mama.

00:34:03.180 if you were a piece of clothing you'd be my favorite sweater that perfect smile makes me 0.97

00:34:08.300 weak and you look so sexy in your jeep that tan tone flawless body really makes me freak

00:34:14.660 my love for you is deep my love for you is different my love for you is vigilant

00:34:19.960 our best moments are imminent even if i look like a simp unimpulsive i love your hair curled

00:34:28.220 You truly deserve the world

00:34:29.880 Kisses, cuddles, love

00:34:32.140 Laugh, dates, hugs

00:34:33.620 Miss Julia Rose

00:34:35.420 Your love is my favorite drug

00:34:38.360 Pulitzer maybe

00:34:46.160 Absolutely

00:34:47.040 Great work 0.99

00:34:48.740 If that doesn't win her back

00:34:50.600 I don't think this is a win back thing

00:34:53.280 Unless

00:34:53.720 Was that James Joyce?

00:34:56.640 hey man hey man what happened bro come on just i can't come on say it loud

00:35:01.360 come on say it on the person double chicken mcnugget

00:35:04.580 have you seen that guy what happened with you and

00:35:08.060 yeah um it uh i've said this before um oh wait nope no no no i i i can't say i won't say

00:35:16.900 told her i told her i'd uh keep her name up out my mouth but we're texting we're cool we're very

00:35:21.560 we're still we both agree that we want to be very good friends that's great yeah she's dope

00:35:25.660 but yeah i don't know i haven't i haven't had um much experience in the love in the love world 0.97

00:35:32.380 uh in forever i am on the driest of spells like uh harry potter's shit especially with the 0.73

00:35:38.840 quarantine bro like that's what i'm saying i can't are you even hanging out with girls i can't 0.81

00:35:43.120 because what if they have covid huh yeah and i do the i don't know i can't i just i'm and you do

00:35:49.200 the the spit swap dude that's what i'm saying like i won't i won't i won't venture into uncharted

00:35:54.000 territories with some some ting that i had an empty hide dangerous it's just you two no it's

00:36:02.080 just him that's like a love story in itself though we met at the high dance floor party

00:36:07.020 don't start till i walk in there you go but no one's here it's just me in my house making tiktoks 0.99

00:36:13.720 every day endlessly so many fucking tiktoks what are you doing tiktoks jake 0.97

00:36:19.020 uh a little bit i mean i'm like i'm like dipping my feet into it i'm just like figuring out the 0.98

00:36:24.880 app still yeah it's like a hard app i got it i got it once you get it i've heard it'll take you

00:36:29.500 two weeks i think also i've like taken i'm taking steps into back into the content realm i've

00:36:34.880 noticed that it's smart and uh yeah i'm i'm going with youtube first so my new video is coming out

00:36:42.320 tomorrow i mean it'll already be out by the time this is out so that'll be two videos posted it's

00:36:46.180 like all right i'm back in the game coach i like how i like your uh your your realness that you're

00:36:53.600 doing on the vlogs now even like when you came in my house today we've always had a dynamic of like 0.91

00:36:59.360 just like be loud and kind of just fuck with each other when we're on camera yeah and today you just 0.76

00:37:04.020 you're just like being jake it was cool like i was able to feel it i was able to tell hell yeah 0.97

00:37:08.540 no that's that's what i'm going for is like not like just because the camera's rolling doesn't

00:37:12.160 mean you have to be different just freaking is this the chill is this the team 10 uncut that

00:37:16.740 you've always wanted but not team 10 uncut ah they're so yes and no yes and no team 10 uncut

00:37:23.180 was like a reality show uh and this is more this is more a show of reality nice i don't even know

00:37:31.520 what to say i mean you don't have to say anything just i don't even know how to describe it yeah

00:37:36.760 just watch it you um and join the financial freedom movement what's going on with that

00:37:43.820 you got you got toasted bro i got flamed by pewdiepie badly you got toasted yeah i took a

00:37:49.060 i took a fat l here's the thing is when i was a kid i had wished there would have been something

00:37:56.340 that like knocked on my door that sort of taught me all of the life lessons that i had to learn

00:38:01.840 the hard way and i wish there was something that gave me almost like a manual into when i into

00:38:09.240 business entrepreneurship that i don't even know that's the word content creation yeah uh all the 0.54

00:38:15.120 above yeah bro i remember when you were 19 you're emailing like mark cuban and shit yeah he responded

00:38:20.000 that was yeah that was way cool but yeah you're in your in your room setting up llcs and stuff

00:38:23.960 but no one no one had no one taught me how to do that and i made so many mistakes in doing it and

00:38:28.160 So, you know, I created a movement for kids that maybe want more for entrepreneurs, really not the average person to to sort of learn valuable piece of advice because I would take courses like I stumbled upon these courses when I was 19 that were super valuable and helpful.

00:38:48.340 And they made me like 10 times more money and still to this day because it taught me about organization, what to say in meetings, going into stuff prepared, time management.

00:38:58.160 you're sticking with it even though you got flamed like did you reevaluate it all i really

00:39:03.840 evaluated it because it comes across as such a scam and that and that and that's where i 0.94

00:39:08.900 fucked up is like it seems so scammy why why did you nail down where you went wrong there 0.92

00:39:14.220 or think you went wrong uh the i didn't approve the final like edits that went out and so the 0.92

00:39:21.480 people that were helping me that have helped me create the company it's a legit company there's

00:39:26.020 like 10 employees there's people there's customer service you can get a refund whatever uh but they

00:39:31.280 just like put it out in during my like party binge stage while i was in miami and i didn't approve

00:39:37.200 any of the things and it just looks like such a scam and i don't and i just it came across the

00:39:42.420 wrong way but for me it's so cool when people come up to me because they took my old course

00:39:49.020 edfluence i changed so many creators lives like i would see people go they would send me screenshots

00:39:54.720 it's like they had a thousand followers and then all of a sudden they'd have 500k and people i had

00:39:59.680 a kid come up to me he's like yo i took your edfluence course and it changed my life like

00:40:02.840 thank you so much and this is like edfluence on on steroids and that to me means so much more if i

00:40:08.640 can help an entrepreneur create like a landscaping company create some sort of thing start their

00:40:13.600 youtube channel give them a piece of advice about taxes insurance anything the only reason you got 0.67

00:40:19.960 any shit from that program is because you're jake paul do you know how many videos people put out 0.81

00:40:24.340 year of classes and set online and sell them to people to improve their lives or teach them how 0.99

00:40:29.000 to do shit yeah it's just people don't like people want to start shit because you put it out like you 0.95

00:40:33.980 can't do it you don't have the platform to do so you've experienced so much in business and 0.99

00:40:37.960 building business and starting llcs and all that stuff that you you could have very well created

00:40:43.160 a system that people could follow except nobody gave you a chance and i don't know the ins and

00:40:46.720 outs of it i didn't watch pewdiepie's scathing review of it but i'll be honest i'm sure there's 0.72

00:40:51.180 a lot of people out there making a lot more money doing a lot worse shit that will never get talked

00:40:55.120 about that's what it is is like i have the credibility and i know there's little piece 0.82

00:41:00.560 of advice that if someone takes the course like the course was there was twenty dollars uh i've

00:41:07.320 one time fee i've it's monthly but so twenty dollars a month i understand yeah so let's say

00:41:12.560 the two hundred and forty dollars a month if they watch a year a year yeah a year if they watch

00:41:18.560 the course there will be pieces of advice in there that can if they apply it help them double that

00:41:26.340 triple that quadruple that and that's to me what it's so crazy about is like these people aren't

00:41:30.180 investing in themselves and they're like oh jake paul wants to get 20 and take the money and run

00:41:35.420 and put it in his pocket because he just wants to get rich it's like i don't want this course

00:41:38.740 isn't made for people who want handouts that's the problem with our generation is everyone wants

00:41:42.980 handouts everyone wants stuff for free i want people who are willing to invest in their future

00:41:46.960 like i've done time and time and time and time again i've invested into the empire that i've

00:41:53.420 created uh you have to put your own money on the line you have to i took courses when i was 19

00:41:58.140 but i do see how it like came across as like scammy i think it was just a for me it was a

00:42:03.060 really good example of dotting all your t's and crossing all your i's yeah a lot of the a lot of

00:42:08.980 the marketing that went out as a result of it even if the program was sound as soon as somebody got

00:42:14.600 a video of you spraying people with the money gun the supreme money gun yeah it was over for you 0.97

00:42:19.080 it was a wrap and and and in all in all honesty like yo it could have been such a good fucking 0.95

00:42:23.600 program but like if you have a if you have a if your 15 second promo that you decide to use 0.98

00:42:30.280 is super spammy or super scammy you're gonna your whole program's gonna be fucked as a result of it

00:42:35.940 and so it really it really goes to show people and entrepreneurs and business people who are 0.87

00:42:39.440 watching this program that you need to look at every single piece of marketing that's gonna go

00:42:43.140 out and you need to look at every piece of your program before you come go to market it's just

00:42:46.400 really important i mean i hate to bring it up because i know the audience hates hearing about

00:42:50.500 it but i'm on my 10th run through on my book right now i've read that book i've learned shit about 0.72

00:42:55.380 that book that i wrote about myself yeah because i've read it so many fucking times that's what i 0.67

00:42:59.680 thought but you have to you have to be cautious and you have to review your material before it 0.59

00:43:03.580 goes out but um since then we made the course free because we wanted to like go against it

00:43:09.440 because I truly believe in the movement.

00:43:11.100 I want to create an army of people who...

00:43:14.720 Really, you made it free?

00:43:15.940 We made it free.

00:43:16.600 So if you want to go to joinffm.com, it's free.

00:43:19.060 Take it.

00:43:19.560 Everyone's home for coronavirus.

00:43:21.040 Should I take it?

00:43:24.220 So there's hours and hours of content from me in the course,

00:43:29.520 and there's hours and hours and hours of content that I've put in there

00:43:33.580 of other people's courses.

00:43:36.060 And their courses, it's all in one.

00:43:38.100 It's not just me.

00:43:38.680 it's other millionaires there's people talking about real estate like there's so much valuable

00:43:43.080 info in there that that you can get uh just through my course those people have their own

00:43:48.240 courses but they like donated their courses to be inside of my course puty took major aim at poor

00:43:55.220 dan dude i i felt bad about that because i know dan and dan's not a bad guy dan's smart he's smart

00:44:00.580 he has charity like he's the most charitable guy i know like but it but it was just you know puty 0.96

00:44:05.360 Listen, PewDie, at the end of the day, is funny as fuck. 0.99

00:44:08.900 I watched some of his shit that comes out, and he's funny. 0.99

00:44:11.640 And he just picked on him because of his name. 0.99

00:44:13.620 He's like, if Dan Fleischman says do it, Dan Fleischman.

00:44:17.940 He had such a boner for poor Dan Fleischman.

00:44:25.580 It's crazy because those videos poking fun at the cringe people

00:44:30.580 or the perceived scam or whatever it is, they can be so funny,

00:44:34.600 But they make me very sad

00:44:36.500 They made me very sad

00:44:38.240 It is like in a form of

00:44:40.080 In a weird way like acceptable bullying online

00:44:42.540 And like 0.99

00:44:43.860 It's kind of fucked up bro 0.98

00:44:46.080 I see a lot of these young TikTok kids getting attacked 0.99

00:44:48.620 And they're just kids

00:44:50.000 They have no idea who they 0.99

00:44:51.580 Yo fuck did you know Charli D'Amelio is 15 0.99

00:44:54.160 Yeah 1.00

00:44:54.880 She put out a tweet

00:44:56.800 She can't even drive

00:44:57.840 She put out some tweets today

00:44:59.220 She's probably the youngest most famous person on the planet

00:45:03.160 I just saw it issued like what 42 million on TikTok

00:45:05.440 42? I think something like that

00:45:06.860 Top three most famous popping people

00:45:09.240 right now for sure

00:45:09.980 That's crazy bro

00:45:11.500 That's why I hate when those videos come out

00:45:15.080 about people because it's like funny so do you like laugh 0.99

00:45:17.120 at it or is it like really like fucking 0.99

00:45:19.120 up someone's shit like that's 0.99

00:45:20.840 why it's like it is bullying 1.00

00:45:22.980 at the end of the day

00:45:23.820 I just

00:45:24.860 I'm cool with bullying up

00:45:30.520 like if

00:45:31.580 If like me picking on Antonio Brown, it's not it's not bullying up, but he's he's like a he's a superstar athlete.

00:45:41.040 He's he's had the fame. He's got he's got the money, supposedly, probably not.

00:45:45.100 But like I felt like it was OK to do my best to pick on him because of who he is in his stature.

00:45:52.020 But like, but I'm not going to make a video about like a kid who's creating content and he doesn't quite understand how to do it yet.

00:45:59.080 So it comes off as a little cringe and weird.

00:46:01.580 You know, I don't know.

00:46:03.260 I hate all of the bullying.

00:46:05.480 Every piece of it.

00:46:06.340 I can't get on a wave, even if I try,

00:46:09.340 I can't get on a wave to be negative towards people.

00:46:12.660 You watch Cody Koz videos?

00:46:14.880 I've seen some of them,

00:46:16.440 and I'm not saying that people aren't effective at it,

00:46:18.800 but I was going to bring up Charlie D'Amelio

00:46:22.800 who tweeted a bunch of tweets today

00:46:24.220 about how bad she's been hurt and her confidence in herself

00:46:27.000 and not wanting to look in the mirror

00:46:28.060 and just being broken down as a person 0.99

00:46:29.800 by the animosity that she's seen online she's 15 fucking years old and people are saying terrible 0.97

00:46:35.740 terrible things to her and i don't even have to trust her because i see it myself i see the things 0.98

00:46:40.260 people say to me and they are disgusting they are disgusting and honestly like as much as i try to

00:46:46.840 say like that it doesn't get to me and occasionally i'll i'll fire back really witty replies like the

00:46:51.400 one i sent out last night about the apple which went semi-viral on twitter it hurts i mean people

00:46:56.740 don't want people to be mean to them it's it's a really it's a really shitty thing and we mean we

00:47:02.720 talked about this on the show that i did with banks the other day it's it's the weak it's the

00:47:07.780 weakest it's the weakest people that that do that it's the it's the people that can't win on their

00:47:12.660 own they can't build businesses they can't build channels and so they prey on other people that's

00:47:17.100 why the comments that are you know bully any of us on the show or bully people or like want to 0.82

00:47:21.700 talk shit about whatever it is those are the people joe rogan said on his show michael jordan 0.91

00:47:27.060 ain't leaving nasty youtube comments lebron james ain't leaving nasty youtube comments they're too 0.99

00:47:32.740 busy building things for themselves and winning all the winners are too busy winning to make fun

00:47:37.800 of people and to bully people and so puty's done a puty's done a good job and he's built a lane for

00:47:44.240 himself but the majority of people who do that stuff are just loners at home sitting home they

00:47:48.040 got nothing better to do with their lives besides be mean to people and it's gross i would encourage

00:47:52.320 anybody who's starting anything a business a channel content whatever to just build it on a

00:47:57.560 platform of just not even being overly nice but neutral like just be neutral call it call it as

00:48:03.180 it is but don't go after people like what happened you was unfair it was unfair yeah and and i feel

00:48:08.780 like i'm like the the like perfect person to pick on because my name is like clickbait and people

00:48:14.680 want to people there's like i would say more people hate me than more people like me and yeah

00:48:19.940 that's why that's why when i made the video like confronting cody co and basically exposing like

00:48:24.320 yo he's a bully it completely backfired on me and everyone's like oh jake paul is claiming victim

00:48:30.660 he's trying to be a victim and he wants to like raise awareness for bullying but jake you're a 0.97

00:48:35.640 bully and here's x y reasons well did you put that one kid in the toilet in high school 0.61

00:48:40.040 no no no no some but some kid some kid who who rode the bus i know his older brother was in my

00:48:46.460 grade yeah who i rode the bus with like tweeted about me bullying him and that one tweet still

00:48:56.200 to this day is the reason why people like call me a bully and like one of is one of my controversies

00:49:00.800 because that kid tweeted something that called me a bully and i know the kid and i never once 0.86

00:49:08.000 even said anything bad to him so it's just like all just like bullshit and if people say something 0.95

00:49:13.580 on the internet about a big figure everyone just like wants to eat it up and consume it and like 0.96

00:49:18.760 tear that person down i just like i don't know bro i have a i have a major problem i have a

00:49:25.580 major problem with it i don't like it at all self-esteem especially in today's day and age is 0.82

00:49:30.400 like so fucking fleeting and it seems to be like withering with every single person that i talk to 0.83

00:49:35.020 especially with generation z like these kids are just being told who they are and finding out their 0.97

00:49:39.520 identity because of what their classmates say or how many followers they have like dude i can't

00:49:43.280 imagine in high school if instagram came out towards the end of our senior year but i can't

00:49:48.000 imagine if i i was my popularity was determined on how many followers i had the worst bro that's

00:49:57.560 in high school can you like we all had i mean high school was already a popularity contest

00:50:01.660 yeah but to actually be like no longer arbitrary uh numbers that he's popular so everyone has and

00:50:10.480 have right now that weird kid in their grade who's probably on the lower end of the follower

00:50:16.740 spectrum and so as if it wasn't bad enough that everyone already knows like he's the weird shy

00:50:21.040 kid who sits in the corner during the lunchroom it's validated by a number on instagram like like 0.99

00:50:26.280 fuck me dude that's why i don't i have a i have a i have a serious problem with the um 0.98

00:50:31.260 and commentary uh community on on youtube who's who is fueled strictly off of like negativity and 1.00

00:50:36.740 cringe shit but also although the double-edged sword it's fucking funny bro like it's fucking 0.96

00:50:42.060 funny i do and this was a huge this was a huge part of the conversation on that show the other 0.99

00:50:46.720 day um i don't find it funny not even slightly like there's never a part i'll ask you again

00:50:52.500 Have you ever watched a Cody Coe video?

00:50:54.160 I have, and I find Cody to be funny when he's not doing that kind of stuff.

00:50:58.260 You know what I'm saying?

00:50:58.880 Like when he's doing, what's it called?

00:51:00.480 The Simi Valley Show?

00:51:02.920 He's hilarious.

00:51:03.880 When he does that kind of stuff, I enjoy that.

00:51:06.560 But there's never a time where I'm watching someone and I think to myself like,

00:51:11.200 oh, this person like putting, and Banks was super adamant on this point as well.

00:51:14.400 Like I don't find it funny when people pull other people down.

00:51:17.020 I just don't.

00:51:17.720 So how far you make it through one of his videos where he's like dogging on someone else?

00:51:21.180 maybe that's the reason why i just haven't ever seen one because i just wouldn't watch it like

00:51:25.420 if you're just if you're just out there just making like these video like unless you're

00:51:28.620 exposing someone for something disgusting or like criminal then like why what all right so here's my

00:51:34.820 question this the let's bring the example of the kid yesterday who messaged me what he did about

00:51:40.420 lana what is the what was the his end game what was his end game of sending that message for me

00:51:47.200 to see it and to know that he got a rise out of me was that like the point of it like what is the

00:51:51.820 end game of someone leaving a nasty comment i think people are just so broken and insecure

00:51:56.340 that they project that i've actually had multiple this one this popped off i'm at multiple like

00:52:01.680 situations where fan like haters dm me like something cruel and i'm just saying hey man

00:52:06.860 like that wasn't nice of you i hope you have a great day and they're like oh my god i so i like

00:52:11.600 i love you so much no i just do it sometimes i literally did it like on the way over here i

00:52:15.740 didn't i didn't uh go deep as i as i normally do with it but yeah sometimes if i like if it

00:52:21.920 randomly comes up i'll just be like hey have a nice day and they're like oh my gosh man i watch

00:52:25.020 all your videos like i didn't mean yeah that's so funny that you say that because a lot of my a lot 0.82

00:52:28.820 of my stuff ends up like that too you respond and they say oh i was just fucking with you but like 0.58

00:52:32.680 exactly it's just it's just people need to be mindful but this one that i got yesterday that 0.62

00:52:37.720 logan pulled up it sometimes i'll see it as like an app an opportunity to like create that's the

00:52:43.320 that's a weird thing sometimes see it as an opportunity to create so he said should i just 0.73

00:52:46.520 read this i'll read it all right go ahead someone dmi came like one question if i masturbate on an 0.98

00:52:52.240 apple and then clean it after will you eat it probably not then how do you let yourself to 0.99

00:52:56.060 make out with lana just like a nasty a nasty dm like like why would you even ask that question

00:53:01.600 bringing up someone's past whatever it is but hold on yeah what it's a good question well no i mean 0.88

00:53:09.940 It's actually a horrible question.

00:53:11.820 It's a terrible question to ask someone.

00:53:15.180 I think it's a horrible example.

00:53:17.640 But like, bro, when she was on the show, we asked her, like, it's got to be an interesting dynamic.

00:53:22.660 Well, it's just the whole thing is like, I don't want to use any examples of anyone on the show because I don't want to do that.

00:53:30.760 Because it's just wrong.

00:53:31.980 But like, we all, everyone on this podcast has something from their past that they are drastically ashamed of.

00:53:38.280 And we all get questioned about it.

00:53:39.520 And, and if, when someone, when, and when, if someone comes up to me and they say, knowing 0.98

00:53:45.160 what Logan did, how the fuck could you be friends with that kid? 0.91

00:53:48.820 Do you answer them? 0.98

00:53:50.240 First of all, I say to him, I say to them, I know Logan, he's a great person.

00:53:54.820 He's changed immensely.

00:53:55.860 I went to once again, keep talking about the show that I won't name. 0.98

00:53:58.980 I went to motherfucking bat for you and your entire family on, on this podcast the other 0.99

00:54:02.960 day. 0.99

00:54:03.240 And people have been talking about on Twitter all day too.

00:54:05.120 And that's why I'm kind of sidetracked a little bit, but I went to bat for you.

00:54:07.860 I know you

00:54:08.640 you're my brother

00:54:10.080 you're my best friend

00:54:11.000 I love you

00:54:11.540 and I love you

00:54:12.340 and I know who you are

00:54:13.580 as a person

00:54:14.060 and how much you've changed

00:54:15.200 and how much

00:54:15.760 you are different

00:54:16.820 than the person

00:54:17.380 that has made the mistakes

00:54:18.400 of your past

00:54:19.040 similarly

00:54:19.960 I know Lana

00:54:22.240 I know Amara

00:54:23.120 as the person she is now

00:54:24.520 I would read that

00:54:25.900 and just give an understanding

00:54:26.980 I will

00:54:27.460 can we talk about it

00:54:28.700 right after the response

00:54:29.580 or whatever

00:54:30.120 I would do it now

00:54:31.240 because we're going to get distracted

00:54:31.980 you're taking offense to this

00:54:34.280 and based on the sentiment

00:54:36.000 that like

00:54:36.640 this is a very valid question that many people have

00:54:39.380 you know that right? No I get it

00:54:40.680 here's my offense to it. It's worded in the worst

00:54:43.020 fucking way and it is a dig 0.98

00:54:44.840 but like bro this is a dude who's curious about something 0.96

00:54:46.780 and wanted to like maybe. No no it's not

00:54:48.700 he put it into a in a fucked up respect 0.98

00:54:50.880 what it's doing is it's boiling down 0.99

00:54:52.760 a human being

00:54:53.680 into a piece of their past

00:54:57.000 I more than anyone

00:54:59.040 in this entire. That's not so uncommon

00:55:00.980 it's not necessarily

00:55:02.920 good practice to live by

00:55:04.180 That's what I'm getting at.

00:55:05.160 That's what I'm getting at.

00:55:06.040 As someone who has done unspeakable things,

00:55:09.340 I prefer for people to look at the man I am now

00:55:12.860 and to say, wow, this person has dramatically changed their life,

00:55:16.140 has made massive moves for the better,

00:55:18.380 is a positive influence,

00:55:19.500 and we're not going to boil him down to this one question.

00:55:24.140 But who is this?

00:55:25.680 So normally, these messages come in my inbox.

00:55:28.940 I'll go through.

00:55:29.460 I do find a lot of brand deals in there.

00:55:30.860 I'll go through the requests.

00:55:32.360 Normally, there won't be a response.

00:55:33.740 On this particular one, I saw a great way to prove a very important point to him. 0.98

00:55:38.400 And the reason it blew up on Twitter is because it was a motherfucking genius response. 0.99

00:55:42.500 However, if I do say so myself, however, however, unless your girlfriend is a virgin, she is 0.99

00:55:48.800 going to have been by a hundred percent.

00:55:53.440 Yes, exactly.

00:55:54.080 Exactly.

00:55:54.240 So the only difference is your girlfriend has done it on camera.

00:55:58.440 Yes.

00:55:58.680 And that's the ethical meter that is like, okay, is that weird?

00:56:03.160 that she did that before right that's what i like i love the response which i'm about to read but

00:56:08.220 like i don't even know if i would have paid this anything like like this dude's seven he's never

00:56:11.640 had a relationship in his life otherwise his girl would definitely have has had come on her face

00:56:16.680 it's not so uncommon and if you haven't done it try it okay so he said he said okay so if you 0.98

00:56:23.980 masturbate on an apple and that apple was washed a thousand times over the course of three years 0.98

00:56:28.380 after you masturbated on it and that apple was desired by every single man on the planet 0.99

00:56:31.780 especially the ones who asked 0.99

00:56:32.860 who would eat that apple 0.99

00:56:34.060 after it was masturbated on 0.99

00:56:35.160 even though they would 1.00

00:56:36.160 give their left nut 0.52

00:56:36.920 and their little sister 1.00

00:56:37.520 just to stand in the same room 0.71

00:56:38.820 as that apple

00:56:39.340 and that apple was the baddest boss 1.00

00:56:41.040 bitch of a V10 Lambo 1.00

00:56:42.160 driving apple on the orchard 1.00

00:56:43.560 and that apple was so sweet

00:56:45.040 so kind

00:56:45.440 so smart

00:56:45.900 so supportive

00:56:46.400 that it made every other apple

00:56:47.360 look rotten in comparison

00:56:48.200 and that apple would greatly

00:56:49.360 enrich my life

00:56:49.980 and by eating it

00:56:50.760 I would greatly enrich

00:56:51.840 the life of that apple

00:56:52.780 yeah man 1.00

00:56:53.660 I'd eat the fucking apple 1.00

00:56:55.000 nice 0.99

00:56:57.200 how about them apples

00:56:58.420 is what you should have said

00:56:59.100 yeah so I posted

00:56:59.620 that was his twitter caption

00:57:01.160 it's just sometimes like i'll find like a sometimes this is the only time where you were

00:57:09.660 in my eyes i understood exactly what you're talking about with destructive comments being

00:57:13.520 beneficial because a destructive comment gave me a reason to create something that made people

00:57:18.620 think higher of of me as a whatever a writer creator whatever even like even you probably

00:57:24.980 discover a little bit about how you feel about lana because you put it into writing now and and

00:57:29.340 you will see that type of sentiment

00:57:33.320 towards your relationship with Lana

00:57:34.760 probably forever.

00:57:36.680 Yeah, absolutely.

00:57:37.180 So, like, at what point is it like,

00:57:39.340 the kid's lucky you got a response.

00:57:40.800 It is difficult, though.

00:57:41.180 It's the only person I've ever...

00:57:42.240 Like, it is difficult, though,

00:57:43.740 like, to deal with that

00:57:45.720 because I deal with a similar thing

00:57:47.120 and it's been a learning lesson

00:57:48.800 and it's been tough

00:57:50.160 and it makes me, like,

00:57:51.280 a little bit insecure,

00:57:52.300 even the fact that Julia

00:57:53.300 does, like, nude modeling.

00:57:55.400 Bro, I was on the plane with her to Miami,

00:57:57.780 so it was a lot of people,

00:57:58.600 and she did a picture 1.00

00:57:59.880 with her boobs out 1.00

00:58:01.280 yeah 1.00

00:58:01.520 and she doesn't give a fuck 1.00

00:58:03.060 not a fuck 1.00

00:58:03.680 not a fuck 1.00

00:58:04.160 I was like whoa 0.99

00:58:04.920 I didn't see anything

00:58:06.160 she did a good job

00:58:07.060 covering obviously

00:58:07.680 but like 0.97

00:58:08.060 she'll take them out

00:58:09.640 like 1.00

00:58:09.880 she'll take them out 0.71

00:58:10.980 like in front of my friends

00:58:12.000 and I'm like

00:58:12.400 what are you

00:58:13.860 what are you doing

00:58:14.640 oh no

00:58:16.020 what are you doing

00:58:16.520 and like

00:58:16.960 to even think about

00:58:18.060 like the amount of dudes

00:58:19.000 that have like

00:58:20.080 jacked off 1.00

00:58:21.260 jacked off to her 0.99

00:58:22.360 how does that make you feel 0.92

00:58:23.780 it's weird

00:58:25.280 it's weird

00:58:26.140 but do you have like

00:58:26.720 are you on one way

00:58:27.940 or the other

00:58:28.220 because that's the other question i get all the time like uh we've talked about this on the show

00:58:31.320 before people are like hit me up and they're like yo man i just uh i just jacked off a huge nut

00:58:36.440 girl and they say like and then another message like how does that make you feel and i go like 0.76

00:58:41.260 this i'm like bravo man thank you that like that to me i feel like you should feel like you are a

00:58:48.120 compliment from that people desire your girlfriend the girl who has decided to call jake paul her man

00:58:54.680 so much that they sit 0.98

00:58:56.920 and they pull on their little pecker 0.65

00:58:58.320 looking at the screen. 0.52

00:58:59.800 And then they tell you about it.

00:59:02.740 And then they immediately message you

00:59:04.760 to tell you how much more of a compliment

00:59:06.960 to Jake Paul can there be

00:59:08.400 than, yo, I just looked at your girl 0.98

00:59:10.060 and she's so hot that I wanted to whack off 1.00

00:59:11.840 and tell you about it.

00:59:12.760 I hear you.

00:59:14.260 I hear you.

00:59:15.280 And that's why I'm learning that.

00:59:17.960 But I think, I don't know,

00:59:20.360 for me it's the weird barrier

00:59:22.840 where like that like when i'm in a relationship with someone i feel like that their body and

00:59:27.980 their parts and their sexual intimacy should just be for me private this podcast is supported by

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00:59:50.740 so it's like i'm and and i'm learning to overcome it and i actually like went to julia's set uh her

00:59:56.720 last set uh and it was weird because she was just like just slanging it in front of me in front of

01:00:05.440 like other people and like photographers and i'm just like like at first i was like i don't know i

01:00:12.320 feel like it was it was giving me like anxiety like i was just starting to feel weird but then

01:00:16.260 like towards the end of it i started to feel a little bit better about it so it's like i think 0.99

01:00:20.320 something i have to like learn and overcome overcome like those feelings yeah fuck you 0.99

01:00:26.240 you you will bro i think i mean you've been with her longer than i've been with my mind so i i think 0.99

01:00:32.740 it's important that you recognize for your girlfriend and your girlfriend that that's part

01:00:36.540 of their art that they want to create that's their content there's a lot of beauty in it and

01:00:40.980 it's work you gotta appreciate it somehow and honestly like and it's like a tough pill to

01:00:46.260 swallow because like i'm the one that has to like suffer a little bit but if i was julia like 0.90

01:00:52.320 i would do the same shit like bro well you just said you're the same person as julia that's what 1.00

01:00:58.160 i'm saying what if you were an ugly girl which by the way you and i were probably on the on the 0.99

01:01:03.380 cusp of being like like beat way beat why would you say that you guys are both great looking 0.94

01:01:09.940 gentlemen why would you be different if you were girls i believe if we had a sister she'd be uh

01:01:14.180 what really really think that yeah i think so i think so i think i think she would have taken on 0.52

01:01:19.380 the uh the tomboy features of greg paul yeah and my mom my mama like i wonder what she would have

01:01:25.860 been like raising a daughter like what she would have turned out like because we we we went the 0.67

01:01:30.920 exact opposite route like somehow we got completely fucked up like the system broke yeah and so what 0.99

01:01:35.820 would have happened with the sister would she be crazy would she be like our mother who is 1.00

01:01:38.960 the best sweetest human being on the planet like what or would she she've just been a uh absolute 1.00

01:01:45.260 uh fuck ass like us i think but i think daughters have more effect on a father 1.00

01:01:51.000 so there's so here's how the here's how bonds work in family life normally that i at least 1.00

01:01:56.100 as far as i've observed danny in that case like looks wise no no no no no no i'm talking probably

01:02:03.200 not no no no but uh no i'm talking about i'm talking about the just like the way danny moves

01:02:09.160 like like riding horses chopping like just like a badass like a badass that's not all that bad 0.53

01:02:13.740 no that's pretty cool no that's dope no i didn't i didn't know i don't i wouldn't say it was bad

01:02:20.000 i was just asking would she would she be like my mom who is like a woman yeah you know she's sweet 1.00

01:02:24.800 a nurse nurse had sex with like two guys her whole life or would she be a raging slut mac 1.00

01:02:29.800 See that's like 1.00

01:02:31.840 You guys both

01:02:32.800 You know ran through

01:02:33.580 Your fair share

01:02:34.580 Of the town 0.86

01:02:35.340 If she was out here

01:02:37.100 Who knows

01:02:37.580 If she was still in Ohio 0.92

01:02:38.640 Maybe it'd be a different 0.94

01:02:39.320 Story for her 1.00

01:02:40.120 Would you fuck my sister bro 1.00

01:02:42.020 No 1.00

01:02:42.940 Have you fucked his sister 1.00

01:02:45.120 His 1.00

01:02:46.340 Yeah

01:02:46.720 I mean answer the question

01:02:48.760 It's tough because he doesn't

01:02:49.100 Have a sister

01:02:49.640 I tried to come on 1.00

01:02:51.400 Your sister one time

01:02:52.200 Hold on

01:02:52.860 Come on to

01:02:53.400 Come on to

01:02:53.780 Sorry

01:02:54.280 What

01:02:55.280 Here's you just standing there

01:02:57.280 And he's whacking it

01:02:58.380 Here's the difference

01:02:59.460 You could never get my sister 1.00

01:03:01.600 She's too good for me 0.99

01:03:02.660 She's just a gem

01:03:05.540 She's awesome

01:03:06.180 I got yelled at by your dad

01:03:08.080 Good, thanks dad 0.99

01:03:09.900 It's like Anthony's sister

01:03:13.220 Rachel

01:03:15.600 I'll never let our love die

01:03:18.160 She's married

01:03:19.320 To Brock

01:03:21.180 The love that never was

01:03:24.740 Yeesh

01:03:25.680 Nah man, it's too close

01:03:28.320 That'd be like family

01:03:29.060 I'm not interested in your sister 0.56

01:03:30.640 yeah I knocked on 0.85

01:03:32.640 I didn't really try to come on to her

01:03:34.700 I knocked on her door at like 3am with Sean

01:03:37.340 because she had a friend over

01:03:38.480 and then your dad the next morning was like yeah

01:03:41.080 saw you knocking on Leah's door at 3am

01:03:43.420 saw you? I was like what are you talking about

01:03:45.780 Tom? Peeping Tom

01:03:47.620 oh no

01:03:48.660 he's just

01:03:51.600 taking care of his daughter. Mike what were you saying about family bonds

01:03:53.760 how does that work? It's something I've just

01:03:55.620 observed is that when you have

01:03:57.520 sons and daughters in the same family

01:03:59.780 the father daughter bond is

01:04:01.740 strong and then the mother son

01:04:03.200 bond is really strong like mothers like

01:04:05.660 for some reason are so obsessed 1.00

01:04:08.060 with their fucking son especially the 1.00

01:04:09.800 firstborn like just obsessed 1.00

01:04:11.880 and like my dad was extremely

01:04:13.940 tight with my two sisters didn't really give 0.66

01:04:15.880 much of a fuck about me and that part 0.97

01:04:17.840 that part is you know 0.99

01:04:19.740 just for me but I've seen other examples

01:04:22.000 of it it's daddy's little girl

01:04:24.060 daddy's little girl and a mama's boy

01:04:26.020 I mean the words are 100%

01:04:28.180 I love my mom

01:04:29.280 I'm not a mom's boy

01:04:32.020 He's a mom's boy

01:04:33.260 He's a mom's boy

01:04:35.840 You talk to mom

01:04:37.720 Way more than me

01:04:39.760 I don't know why

01:04:40.720 I just don't like her

01:04:42.740 Bro the way you said that 1.00

01:04:45.980 You are deep shit for that dude 1.00

01:04:48.440 Even joking around bro 1.00

01:04:49.800 Her heart just dropped 1.00

01:04:51.320 It's the fucking apocalypse I can make a joke 0.99

01:04:53.740 Mom you know I love you 0.99

01:04:54.820 I just like to make jokes

01:04:56.760 I might talk to your mom more than you

01:04:58.980 She yells at me too

01:05:00.700 But this is what I don't understand

01:05:02.340 So I think, yeah, you might be right

01:05:04.200 I think I talk to my mom more than dad, maybe

01:05:06.740 But dad and I went through like a little thing

01:05:08.960 For sure

01:05:09.300 But what I don't get is

01:05:11.180 You always complain about talking to dad

01:05:13.340 But you still talk to him so much

01:05:14.600 And when I see your phone calls

01:05:17.240 They're just like, you're not even paying attention

01:05:19.100 And you're just like

01:05:19.720 And you're trying to hang up

01:05:21.720 But you still answer the phone

01:05:22.920 how come you don't have that same urgency for your mom

01:05:25.600 you should you should get that

01:05:27.360 but you definitely talk to dad more

01:05:28.880 but you don't want to talk to him

01:05:30.660 it's not that I don't want to

01:05:32.720 sometimes he'll call me with no objective

01:05:34.280 he talks about this all the time

01:05:36.880 I don't get it

01:05:38.260 sometimes for sure I'm down to just

01:05:41.040 chop it up give me something to chop

01:05:43.040 give me some

01:05:44.700 and dad

01:05:47.300 I like talking to you

01:05:48.720 he's situating everything at the ranch

01:05:51.340 so we have a project to work on

01:05:52.760 like in a combined effort which is actually awesome um he's our groundskeeper out there

01:05:57.420 84 acres of land it's just greg paul slinging it and i want him to stay there but i think uh

01:06:04.580 i lost my train do you have you like you've had approval from your mom forever right like she's

01:06:13.100 like i love you my you're my little boy you can do whatever you want yeah but my dad has too

01:06:17.240 Really?

01:06:17.840 Yeah, I'm trying to think.

01:06:18.900 I was going to say, you said something about me being distracted.

01:06:24.200 Oh, it's because I've said this before.

01:06:28.000 I'm always worried that dad's having a heart attack.

01:06:32.100 Yeah, but can't you tell within the first seven to eight minutes of talking to him that he's probably not?

01:06:37.420 At one point, are you reassured that Pop's saying he's having a heart attack?

01:06:41.280 I don't know.

01:06:41.720 He calls me once a day, and I'm just like, yes.

01:06:44.000 Oh, he's fine.

01:06:45.060 And then you just put him down.

01:06:46.360 And then he just puts him down and goes back to work

01:06:48.480 And he's like just in case

01:06:49.580 He calls me out all the time

01:06:51.320 He'll be like texting someone else

01:06:52.600 GP if you're watching this you should start saying

01:06:55.960 Random questions to him

01:06:57.580 But that's why I try not to answer

01:07:00.580 Either his

01:07:02.460 Or mom's calls

01:07:03.480 Unless I'm down to talk

01:07:06.020 For like the next 20 minutes

01:07:07.120 Bro mom doesn't call me like she does you

01:07:09.140 Dad calls me every day twice a day

01:07:11.160 Minimum

01:07:12.280 Oh my god

01:07:15.040 Mom, once a week, Mom, it was good.

01:07:17.680 You want to talk?

01:07:19.480 You got to put in a mutual effort.

01:07:21.180 I talked to Pam quite a bit.

01:07:22.940 I talked to her today.

01:07:24.060 She was not happy.

01:07:25.740 About what?

01:07:26.540 She didn't like the fact I left the house, and she made that pretty clear.

01:07:30.220 What are you going to do?

01:07:31.040 She also just wanted to make sure that you boys were being good.

01:07:34.520 Your parents are both very lucky.

01:07:36.640 They're very proud of their children.

01:07:38.380 Your dad.

01:07:39.440 The one thing I admire about you both a lot, but especially you,

01:07:42.900 that you've given so much back to your parents.

01:07:46.500 I mean, you've greatly enriched the life of your dad.

01:07:48.640 He loves the ranch.

01:07:49.580 He loves being there.

01:07:50.820 And that's a really admirable thing

01:07:52.180 that people can never take away from you.

01:07:53.700 It makes me very happy.

01:07:55.240 It makes me so happy I could cry

01:07:58.280 that I, because of the things he's done for me,

01:08:01.580 can return the favor as an adult.

01:08:03.860 It's incredible. 0.99

01:08:04.560 It's the fucking best. 0.98

01:08:05.880 That's why I love him at the ranch 0.98

01:08:07.140 because I know he's just thriving.

01:08:08.960 He's quite literally living the best version

01:08:12.340 of his life yes yeah that's true that's like what he wants to do yeah we just gotta find him a honey

01:08:17.500 a young honey i thought he had one he has honeys though he does he he's a player he's not a player

01:08:24.960 he is a player oh my god no bro he is a player to the fullest extent bro is that where i get it

01:08:33.140 from that's where we both get it from i think it's even where i get it from somehow where you

01:08:38.260 get it from duh bro he's he's smooth yeah he gets girls and he's well he's funny and we talked about

01:08:45.840 this dude he's good looking for his age yeah he is he's in shape yeah and it excites me because i i

01:08:50.580 look like him and if slash while i go bald i'll be i'll be still looking young stay looking young 0.55

01:08:56.120 at like 50 55 60 plus we have like better technologies and shit oh yeah yeah i'm gonna be 0.94

01:09:01.100 injecting botox in my face this is gonna be me all the time apparently you can like go to columbia 0.87

01:09:05.680 and get some sort of atoms or something

01:09:10.120 injected into you to make you younger.

01:09:12.500 Oh, PRPs.

01:09:13.940 I got PRPs.

01:09:14.800 Oh, yeah, PRPs.

01:09:15.160 It's not PRPs.

01:09:16.640 Platelet-rich plasma.

01:09:17.780 Yeah.

01:09:18.680 They coagulate the blood,

01:09:20.080 and then it turns you into a six-year-old.

01:09:22.800 No, that's when you get...

01:09:24.400 He said adding atoms.

01:09:25.760 I think you're talking about getting de-atomized.

01:09:28.440 Have you ever had that happen to you before?

01:09:29.660 Oh, that's where they take you apart one atom at a time

01:09:31.920 and then put you back together.

01:09:33.520 No, they don't put you back.

01:09:34.380 No, it's like this.

01:09:35.220 they just deatomize you it's a new technology and they're still figuring it out but basically

01:09:39.280 yeah they they turn you back into a baby wait look at that guy at the top right too yeah it's

01:09:46.340 the same surgery same same procedure yeah this baby's having a terrible time well that's the

01:09:52.160 thing sometimes you can only express yourself through a baby's face right and then this one

01:09:56.560 they can swap it with your child there's a bunch of different new things they're experimenting with

01:09:59.920 and that's where panama did you say no you got to go to neanderthals yeah i'm trying to figure

01:10:04.100 it out on my phone. Nanderthalia?

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01:11:05.980 It's stem cells.

01:11:07.580 Yes.

01:11:08.060 Stem cells are what they inject you with in Columbia.

01:11:10.760 It is the highly advanced version of stem cells are illegal here in the United States.

01:11:16.180 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:16.820 That's the highly advanced version.

01:11:18.040 You can go to Columbia and get injected with it. 1.00

01:11:19.780 I'm going to start doing that shit in about four years. 0.99

01:11:23.040 Well, how do we feel about it on the show here? 0.99

01:11:24.900 So I wish I knew more.

01:11:26.580 I've had a lot of people try to tell me to get it put into my ankle because I have the

01:11:29.880 severe arthritis and that stem cells could potentially remedy that situation.

01:11:33.760 I mean, are we believers here?

01:11:35.360 Do we know enough?

01:11:36.600 I've heard great things. 1.00

01:11:37.840 I've heard great shit. 1.00

01:11:39.280 I just don't know that much. 0.99

01:11:40.740 The big thing is the origin of the stem cells.

01:11:42.960 If it goes into your personal morals and ethics, there's the umbilical cord stem cells.

01:11:50.840 Dude, those are crazy.

01:11:52.700 You know about those?

01:11:54.160 So the cells in an umbilical cord, there's two places to get these cells.

01:12:01.960 What are they called?

01:12:03.760 embryonic totipotent cells i think totipotent cells i think one's found in an embryo the other

01:12:09.080 is found in the egg the home for human life the recovery cells um and so if you put those

01:12:15.780 in some sort of scientific uh coagulator machine and then inject them i think i wish i actually

01:12:22.560 knew what i was talking about just the building blocks for life so anything that i was like where

01:12:26.380 are you going with this and also how much do you know and how do you know this and then it just

01:12:30.620 ended and i'm sure i'm sure when i'm sure when i'm older and like i actually pay attention to

01:12:35.060 things i'll probably know there's no something yeah we also do you think that we put too much

01:12:39.540 responsibility on the audience to know uh to recognize our sarcasm it's something i've been

01:12:44.120 thinking about a lot lately yes and i the only reason i know is because when guests come here

01:12:48.600 and we make jokes that are 9 000 sarcastic and all of us know it there we're so deep in it they

01:12:55.020 have no idea what's going on and our humor's lost so yeah you guys we i just live there i mean not

01:13:01.540 the majority of shit i say is you know i would say i would say consider everything we say to be

01:13:07.400 bullshit and then and then work backwards and then start as it's a joke that i actually yeah yeah start 0.99

01:13:13.160 with the bullshit like wow that was bullshit but maybe they're right unless we're talking like 1.00

01:13:17.460 something statistically but that's been another thing that i've been trying to like learn about 0.98

01:13:20.480 as i create content too is like it's not always about what you put out there a lot of times it's

01:13:27.340 about what people get out of it like sometimes this stuff i hate you i thought you were making

01:13:31.980 a joke oh no no no this is so unserious but it's it's like a lot of times you put something out

01:13:38.080 there and people receive it in a completely different way you know what i'm saying like

01:13:41.660 i'll make like little jokes on or like create little situational comedy situations and create

01:13:47.360 little situational comedy scenarios and people just be like yo why did you do this and i'm like 0.92

01:13:53.220 it was a fucking joke dude like i put it together for you to laugh and they take it seriously 0.89

01:13:57.200 you know what i'm saying like some like dude there are people right now on the internet 0.98

01:14:00.780 trying to decide whether you and mac will ever be friends again because you burnt his fake painting

01:14:07.360 do you know what i'm saying like like they're like that went too far you crossed the line

01:14:11.340 do you ever think about that a lot of my friends reached out and they're like man i'm so sorry

01:14:15.560 about your painting

01:14:16.100 because they just saw

01:14:16.680 the clickbait

01:14:17.120 that I posted on the story.

01:14:17.820 I was nervous

01:14:19.680 to only post that part

01:14:21.940 because that part's

01:14:23.100 pretty sad.

01:14:23.860 Yeah.

01:14:24.300 So if you don't

01:14:25.000 watch the video,

01:14:26.140 surely you think

01:14:27.080 I burned your priceless painting.

01:14:28.400 I'm enjoying it.

01:14:29.260 Really.

01:14:29.720 I think it's,

01:14:30.660 I found humor in it

01:14:32.520 because it's something

01:14:33.100 I've always taken so seriously

01:14:34.100 but I've definitely

01:14:35.260 been able to lighten up

01:14:36.260 about this one.

01:14:36.860 As soon as I,

01:14:37.340 like you said the other day,

01:14:38.340 what's a better feeling

01:14:39.160 than when you realize

01:14:40.560 that you just got pranked?

01:14:41.660 There aren't many.

01:14:42.320 And everything's fine?

01:14:43.200 Yeah.

01:14:43.620 Other than finding something

01:14:44.820 that you lost,

01:14:45.340 It's super important

01:14:46.160 There's nothing that's like

01:14:47.540 No feeling like it

01:14:48.580 Oh it's just a joke 1.00

01:14:49.680 The little not pregnant symbol

01:14:52.200 On the pregnancy test 0.98

01:14:53.400 Is another one 1.00

01:14:54.100 Same shit 1.00

01:14:54.580 It's what we call 1.00

01:14:55.880 Relief

01:14:56.440 Unless you were trying to

01:14:58.040 Brothers

01:14:58.520 It's relief

01:14:59.720 Relief

01:15:00.240 Or when you take a piss 0.90

01:15:01.280 A fat piss 0.98

01:15:02.040 Or when you shoot a gun 0.91

01:15:06.560 Super high in the air

01:15:07.420 And there's like someone

01:15:08.020 That screams like 10 miles away

01:15:09.380 And you're like

01:15:09.700 You find out that

01:15:11.040 You didn't

01:15:11.760 Did that

01:15:12.420 Oh that was just me

01:15:13.240 No that's no relief

01:15:14.140 same category of relief

01:15:17.240 how high will a bullet go

01:15:19.380 they did it on Mythbusters I think we can check with them

01:15:21.620 did they do the Mythbusters one

01:15:23.460 because if you shoot it straight up

01:15:25.480 and it comes back down

01:15:27.880 can that hurt someone

01:15:29.540 yeah absolutely

01:15:30.640 death

01:15:31.280 absolutely

01:15:32.940 you don't think

01:15:37.540 I don't think so 1.00

01:15:38.940 well it's an old wives take

01:15:40.360 because then at that point 0.95

01:15:43.560 the bullet is being carried down by

01:15:45.520 gravity and the weight of that bullet

01:15:47.680 and gravity combined, it won't

01:15:49.420 penetrate a human velocity.

01:15:51.200 Did you think gravity is affected by weight?

01:15:55.340 I don't know.

01:15:56.660 So you just

01:15:57.600 barked up a really bad tree.

01:15:58.980 No, on one thing.

01:16:01.800 On a couple things, but one of them 0.99

01:16:03.800 is fucking gravity. 0.99

01:16:05.520 Do not test 1.00

01:16:07.640 him on gravity, bro. It's quite literally

01:16:09.740 besides TikTok, one of the only things he cares

01:16:11.620 about.

01:16:11.840 what's the uh but what i just know that it's not gonna have the same velocity as when it's being

01:16:16.980 shot out of a gun oh that's that's definitely true that's true kill you that's i don't think so

01:16:23.200 i think all right so i think let me see all right first off even if you have a good sense of a 0.94

01:16:27.900 bullet's minimum lethal velocity it's still pretty difficult to clock the speed of a round

01:16:31.240 fired in the air gunshots can travel as high as 10 000 feet so if i drop the bullet from two miles

01:16:36.760 at some point the bullet has to go like this right the bullet's going up and then that's

01:16:40.320 go and then it's at zero miles per hour yeah and then it comes back down so if i drop a bullet from

01:16:44.800 10 000 feet the potential energy that that bullet has from 10 000 feet is so high because it will

01:16:51.280 all be converted to kinetic energy it will be going probably probably 500 to a thousand miles

01:16:59.420 an hour and i don't and it's it's still how can the how can the human body only fall at a max speed

01:17:04.920 of like 180 something or 120 120 miles an hour's turn of velocity so we looked at that we saw that

01:17:09.920 that wasn't true even close to true we we looked this up this one i have no answer for because we

01:17:13.660 were talking about this and we're talking about felix bomb gartner gartner's jump out of the uh 0.58

01:17:17.240 space station from fucking however high he jumped but he was in space right then he jumped out 0.67

01:17:21.900 100 000 feet um he he broke the sound barrier the speed of sound i actually think yeah he broke 0.97

01:17:30.500 he broke the sound barrier which is which is i think it's like 800 something miles an hour is

01:17:36.260 If it's 769, I win.

01:17:39.440 I can't remember that properly.

01:17:42.340 343 meters per second.

01:17:43.560 Does anyone know that in miles per hour?

01:17:45.340 That's roughly 1,100 or something.

01:17:47.620 Terminal velocity is 54 meters per second

01:17:49.820 or 177 feet per second.

01:17:52.080 Nice.

01:17:52.560 No, it's not.

01:17:53.120 Keep going numbers.

01:17:53.600 That's what I have.

01:17:54.160 Everyone say more numbers.

01:17:55.220 Terminal velocity, 54 meters per second.

01:17:56.980 But that could also be wrong

01:17:58.000 if Google's wrong.

01:17:59.580 What's the speed of the sound barrier?

01:18:03.680 Why is it giving me meters per second?

01:18:05.740 Oh, 767 miles per hour.

01:18:07.320 So it's almost 800 miles an hour.

01:18:09.000 So he broke that.

01:18:11.360 Anyways, a bullet falling from two miles in the air. 0.98

01:18:16.260 Will a bullet...

01:18:18.500 It's like, I guess it's like dropping a nickel

01:18:20.840 from the Empire State Building.

01:18:22.220 You've heard that rumor. 0.99

01:18:23.400 Yeah, like you can kill someone. 0.94

01:18:24.920 You've heard that. 0.74

01:18:25.800 I saw you got pretty fired up about this, Andre.

01:18:29.340 Bullets fired in the air usually fall back

01:18:30.920 with terminal velocities much lower

01:18:32.360 than their muzzle velocity

01:18:33.180 when they leave the barrel of a firearm.

01:18:34.880 Nevertheless, people can be injured, sometimes fatally,

01:18:36.620 when bullets discharge in the air fall back down to the ground.

01:18:40.620 Oh, so Baumgartner's reason...

01:18:41.820 So it's a maybe. 0.99

01:18:43.800 You might get killed. 1.00

01:18:44.840 Maybe. It can be fatal. 0.84

01:18:45.540 It's going to be a fast bullet. 1.00

01:18:46.840 It hits you in the head. 1.00

01:18:48.080 But also, if you get shot straight from a gun,

01:18:50.500 there's not a certainty that you're dying.

01:18:52.560 In the head.

01:18:53.780 In the head, yeah. 0.98

01:18:54.900 We're talking headshots?

01:18:55.760 I bet the fatality rate's the same.

01:18:59.060 Yeah.

01:18:59.480 Hey, the reason for Baumgartner was atmospheric,

01:19:03.080 which we thought.

01:19:04.380 Say again.

01:19:05.180 So under normal circumstances,

01:19:07.500 reaching terminal velocity means one speed

01:19:09.740 subsequently stays constant,

01:19:11.460 but that's only true when external forces remain constant.

01:19:14.720 In this specific skydive,

01:19:17.220 the surrounding atmosphere thickens dramatically

01:19:19.020 as Baumgartner falls,

01:19:19.920 so the upward drag force exerted on him

01:19:21.760 by the air steadily increases.

01:19:23.620 Consequently, the local terminal velocity drops

01:19:26.440 as the altitude drops.

01:19:27.920 And so he reached his supersonic speed in space.

01:19:30.660 Oh, so when he got back down to Earth,

01:19:31.860 he was at terminal velocity.

01:19:32.880 Oh my God.

01:19:33.600 and so

01:19:33.960 so you slowed down

01:19:35.360 terminal velocity

01:19:36.120 is basically

01:19:36.700 that's like

01:19:37.780 mother nature's brakes

01:19:39.280 yes

01:19:39.720 sort of

01:19:40.240 I wish you did a little more

01:19:41.620 so we didn't have to use parachutes

01:19:42.800 but then the air would be so heavy

01:19:43.960 just at the very bottom

01:19:45.740 you just landed on a pillow

01:19:46.680 yeah

01:19:47.040 you guys want to end the episode

01:19:50.560 I don't mean

01:19:51.600 what

01:19:51.780 yes but also at the same time 0.99

01:19:53.740 like who gives a fuck 0.99

01:19:54.640 what are we going to do instead 0.98

01:19:55.580 you know

01:19:56.080 what are we going to do

01:19:56.940 go sit

01:19:57.300 you're going to my TikToks

01:19:58.740 with this designer toilet paper 1.00

01:20:00.000 how would you wipe your ass 1.00

01:20:00.940 yeah we already 1.00

01:20:02.140 yeah we already did this

01:20:03.040 Oh, did you do it on the show?

01:20:04.080 No, not on the vlog, but like, I don't know.

01:20:06.540 I saw Marcos' way of doing it, and it's just weird.

01:20:10.700 This is the most simple way.

01:20:12.880 Max protection.

01:20:14.300 I did the same thing.

01:20:15.280 For everyone who's watching this show, I did the same thing.

01:20:18.100 Obviously, you did the same thing. 0.98

01:20:19.520 You guys were wiping each other's pooters when you were fucking two years old with the same stack. 0.99

01:20:24.240 Perfectly cradled packet. 1.00

01:20:25.400 You can get your fingers in your butthole. 0.99

01:20:26.360 Everything clean and protected. 1.00

01:20:28.560 One and done.

01:20:29.460 You use three to four sheets.

01:20:30.680 It's good.

01:20:31.060 It's efficient.

01:20:32.280 It's real good.

01:20:33.040 It's definitely efficient, but to me, I don't know why it's scary.

01:20:36.680 Let me see how you do it.

01:20:37.320 I can't do it with that, with what you get to me.

01:20:39.220 Bro, bro.

01:20:39.760 His, all right, we'll talk about it off the air.

01:20:43.720 Jake, thanks for coming on, brother.

01:20:45.880 Yeah, no, thanks for having me.

01:20:48.280 Yeah, man.

01:20:49.180 I got this.

01:20:49.920 There's also a new way. 1.00

01:20:51.120 This is the, guys, this is the coronavirus way of wiping your ass. 1.00

01:20:53.900 You take one sheet, and you dig your hand in your butthole, and then you take the toilet 1.00

01:20:59.360 paper and clean. 0.99

01:21:02.000 It's effective.

01:21:02.700 You guys should do this like once a month.

01:21:04.180 I feel like it's good for you.

01:21:05.500 I agree.

01:21:06.320 We try to do it with Jake and Logan over there, 1.00

01:21:08.100 but some asshole painted over the wall this morning. 1.00

01:21:10.580 That's fucked. 1.00

01:21:11.620 That is fucked up. 1.00

01:21:13.220 Every Friday. 0.99

01:21:15.300 Remember that show?

01:21:16.480 Yeah, it's popping off that channel. 1.00

01:21:17.840 Did Julie ever do anything with your butthole? 1.00

01:21:22.560 No. 1.00

01:21:24.140 No.

01:21:26.360 That's my final answer.

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