Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E171 Quarantine Sex, Hype House Drama, Drake's Baby - IMPAULSIVE EP. 171

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00:02:02.420 I was going to tweet this.

00:02:04.600 The amount of times I'm showering and changing my clothes has significantly gone down to a point where I'm scared.

00:02:11.100 I'm worried I'm going to give myself coronavirus.

00:02:20.220 So tell me why ain't nothing but a heartbreak.

00:02:25.460 tell me why ain't nothing but a mistake tell me why i never wanna hear you say i want it that way

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00:03:07.900 what is it day 640

00:03:10.400 964

00:03:11.980 of quarantine

00:03:13.040 it's been that long

00:03:14.920 the question people are asking me

00:03:17.140 is, like, how's your quarantine going?

00:03:19.840 Like, that's the opener.

00:03:20.860 You get the text, like, how's your quarantine?

00:03:23.500 And it's such an interesting combination of words

00:03:26.000 to form a sentence that I never thought

00:03:27.540 I'd be hearing in my life.

00:03:29.280 And it's such a bland question.

00:03:30.580 It's like the question when you come back to work

00:03:32.480 on a Monday morning and people are like,

00:03:33.720 how was your weekend? 0.98

00:03:34.880 And you're just like, I don't know, fucking good. 0.98

00:03:36.420 What do you want my answer to be? 0.96

00:03:39.020 Well, I think the answers in this one

00:03:40.920 are maybe a little more honest.

00:03:42.040 Like, let's do it now.

00:03:43.940 Hey, Mike, how's your quarantine?

00:03:47.140 I mean, bro, should I answer this like the, like the true, like, uh, probably like, then

00:03:53.980 like, yo, I'm blessed.

00:03:55.040 I live in a mansion.

00:03:56.240 Like, really?

00:03:57.440 Why don't you be a little sadistic about it?

00:03:58.800 I feel, I haven't been able to leave the house.

00:04:02.480 I'm feeling a little, a little trapped.

00:04:04.160 I've been like, just like scrolling all the socials all day.

00:04:07.500 My, my screen time is way up.

00:04:09.320 Is your guy's screen time way up?

00:04:10.800 Yeah.

00:04:11.660 Uh, yeah.

00:04:12.560 Yours is at like 13 hours.

00:04:13.780 I think it was 13 hours a day.

00:04:15.340 Two and a half hours. 0.78

00:04:16.020 two and a half hours on tiktok per day it's ridiculous i don't like i don't like it i don't

00:04:19.800 like myself but all right let's see where i is that's absurd oh no check us out check us out

00:04:23.460 not five hours and 38 minutes a day is my screen time if you're watching this right now go to the

00:04:28.920 settings on your phone unless it's gonna stop you from watching this go to the settings on your

00:04:32.840 phone and go to uh screen time and uh see what your average is minus five hours and 38 minutes

00:04:38.360 a day down 35 from last week though which means i was at like almost 10 hours a day which isn't

00:04:43.120 good um so yeah but it's not just me like everyone is spending a lot of a lot more time on their

00:04:48.020 phone um hopefully maybe a lot more time with loved ones and hopefully you're not realizing

00:04:53.180 that you hate your partners and the people you spend the most time so far we're pretty good here

00:04:58.640 except you and lana have been like i mean is that it being being trapped with the girlfriend in

00:05:03.580 quarantine at the early stages of a relationship will force you guys to bond in a really quick way

00:05:08.400 yeah i mean yeah it's definitely been like a learning uh scenario but we've been trying to

00:05:13.220 like take breaks a little bit and like just see you know what else is happening in the world

00:05:18.020 outside the relationship we that's the one biggest blessing i would say that i have that i didn't know

00:05:22.180 earlier is that we have each other yeah like there's a lot of corn tings out there right now

00:05:27.740 that are just sitting at their house like just like jerking off all day or like looking at their

00:05:32.220 phone all that we can talk no that's me yeah but we can talk to each other like i get to talk to 0.98

00:05:35.860 you bro you're my best friend you're my yeah but y'all can't jerk me off because we it's platonic

00:05:41.140 could or won't could probably both i mean i don't know like would you no okay i won't either but i

00:05:47.180 like on in all i said we could like there's nothing barring us is there ever scenario like like come

00:05:53.120 on bro look at me in my blue eyes right now and tell me that we're not like 15 months in this 1.00

00:05:58.820 shit and you like if like as a homie just like type shit nah okay yeah that's because you have 0.99

00:06:05.920 two hands you know what if for some reason in this 15 month quarantine i lost both hands oh 1.00

00:06:11.160 i thought you're gonna say you know who showed up uh the dick ransom guy if dick ransom guy 0.99

00:06:18.200 shows up dude i'm fucking hopping on that thing it's amazing to be the dick's hand this early 1.00

00:06:22.460 on in the podcast to be honest with you but fuck yeah we gotta get out of the dick's hand i'm sorry 0.99

00:06:27.040 Really quickly, my quarantine's going well. 0.99

00:06:28.900 My screen time went up from two hours and seven minutes a day

00:06:31.400 to three hours and 42.

00:06:32.820 Almost double.

00:06:34.000 Almost double.

00:06:34.560 But that's still hella low, though.

00:06:35.940 Can I ask a question?

00:06:36.860 Is this such a bad thing?

00:06:38.300 Is it a bad thing?

00:06:39.580 There is so much to learn and see and entertainment

00:06:43.560 and absorb from the internet,

00:06:46.540 from the advent of these cell phones.

00:06:48.160 I mean, yes, ideally we're out exploring,

00:06:50.740 but I think these things make you so smart and adept.

00:06:57.040 I think they give you the access to information.

00:06:59.400 I don't think they make you smart.

00:07:01.280 It's an opportunity.

00:07:02.840 I call it the infinity box because whatever you want is in there.

00:07:06.620 But yeah, you have to know how to use it properly.

00:07:09.200 If I gave you this tool or gave it to a caveman, they're not going to know what to do with it.

00:07:12.460 It doesn't make you smarter by having it.

00:07:13.900 I think it teaches you how to learn.

00:07:17.920 I think it depends on what you consume so much. 1.00

00:07:20.540 There's so many people out there who just consume shit all day. 0.97

00:07:23.120 You know, like if you're spending your time on on wiki or like or like learning and somebody watching videos about how to be a craftsman or chop wood, like if you're learning life lessons from your phone, that's one thing. 0.99

00:07:35.600 But if you're just scrolling the gram, looking at asses or reading negative comments about fucking the president or about like the coronavirus and getting all fearful in your head and shit because the Internet, then like it's working the opposite.

00:07:46.900 It's probably the biggest tool of personal responsibility that we've had in our lifetime. 0.99

00:07:52.020 it all just depends on how responsible and how good you are using the tool it's just like a gun

00:07:57.200 that could shoot just back at you if you pull the or no like you it could shoot in either direction

00:08:02.720 but a lot of people i think end up pulling it at themselves and like shooting themselves with it

00:08:06.780 yeah like just getting negative and just yeah we'll get out of the coronavirus uh quarantine

00:08:11.460 little uh right here shortly but hi pals i just i just want to list some positives about the

00:08:17.580 coronavirus because there has been a lot of negative spreading during this a lot of like

00:08:20.760 fear mongering so i want to just list off like some of the good things that this this quarantine

00:08:24.620 the self-isolation has brought us improved air quality in la at least look at this

00:08:31.360 that's december 2019 smog everywhere and by march this month it's not looking bad like

00:08:38.740 although could this be attributed to like seasons or is this legit no but you saw the canals in

00:08:46.240 venice you got those oh i don't but those those are those clear as a whistle except i wonder if

00:08:51.820 those are still uh bacteria ridden because like when i jumped in one of the canals in venice for

00:08:57.080 a vlog i i was i was sick for two months after that and they told me not to and i that i would

00:09:02.800 get sick because there's like fecal matter in the water and stuff and so don't jump in the canals

00:09:06.740 also it's disrespectful the culture and we aren't disrespectful anymore here i hated this culturally 0.78

00:09:11.480 Disrespectful Logan 1.00

00:09:12.540 He was the fucking worst 1.00

00:09:13.700 Wait can I ask 1.00

00:09:14.380 Was jumping in the

00:09:16.020 Venice canals

00:09:16.740 Culturally disrespectful 0.99

00:09:17.700 I don't fucking 0.98

00:09:18.320 I think that was just 0.98

00:09:19.300 Disrespectful

00:09:20.100 I don't even know

00:09:20.700 If it is

00:09:21.280 Are you not supposed

00:09:21.980 To swim in it

00:09:22.660 And how would you know

00:09:23.600 That if you're just

00:09:24.160 An American 1.00

00:09:24.600 I'm not defending you

00:09:26.060 I'm not trying to

00:09:26.480 Take your side

00:09:27.200 At all times

00:09:27.840 Someone told you no

00:09:28.980 Someone did tell me no

00:09:30.420 Seconds before I jumped in

00:09:31.940 Yeah but who was it though

00:09:32.900 Somebody's always

00:09:33.500 And he was speaking

00:09:34.620 In Italian

00:09:34.960 So I didn't know

00:09:35.360 What he was saying

00:09:35.860 I think he might have

00:09:37.280 Hit me with the 0.86

00:09:37.700 Vafanculo

00:09:38.400 Is that what that means

00:09:41.120 yeah i think so family bonding for those with your family hopefully yeah i've seen a lot of

00:09:46.780 family tiktoks a lot of funny parents by the way on tiktok tiktok is so good at showing the world

00:09:53.500 who the coolest parents ever are like there's some families on that on their moms and dads

00:09:57.740 that they're just killing it so keep it up monty lopez talking to you bro time to work on yourself

00:10:03.180 new skills getting creative this one's my favorite i'm really challenging myself this is like personal

00:10:08.580 to be as creative as possible

00:10:10.760 to pass the time.

00:10:11.680 We had that boat race at the ranch. 0.99

00:10:13.360 And as dumb as it was, 1.00

00:10:14.400 it was also so much fucking fun. 1.00

00:10:15.880 The ranch regatta. 0.99

00:10:16.780 First annual.

00:10:17.400 The ranch for first annual, dude.

00:10:18.980 You won, yeah?

00:10:19.820 Oh, my God.

00:10:20.720 Easy.

00:10:21.160 Walk in the park.

00:10:21.860 He says he's going to win every year, too.

00:10:23.000 Every single year.

00:10:23.520 And we're going to up the stakes.

00:10:25.820 Who got last place?

00:10:27.720 Jake Paul.

00:10:28.280 We turned him into a green screen

00:10:29.140 as punishment. 1.00

00:10:31.660 Fucking Jake, dude. 1.00

00:10:32.700 Increased communication. 0.99

00:10:34.300 Staying in touch with phone calls,

00:10:35.900 FaceTime,

00:10:36.840 and Zoom.

00:10:37.400 new way of learning it's cool it's cool to see the uh technology kind of uh take take over here

00:10:44.260 and keep people united that's the other thing unity the world is really all in this together

00:10:49.000 and as we try to figure out a solution global problem global solution yeah i like it anyways

00:10:54.440 those are some good things i did a zoom call with my entire family yesterday you're lying to me

00:10:59.680 every shut i send you a picture up please let me see this why did you do

00:11:05.400 yeah i have a video of it why did you do this i mean that's amazing though when's the last time

00:11:11.620 you had like a 10-way call with all because my parents are not used technology dude they could

00:11:16.080 well i couldn't i couldn't believe it uh they could yeah i guess but on zoom kid why download

00:11:21.080 the thing and or type in the link on your on your web browser it's not even hard bro it's

00:11:26.680 It's interesting to see what businesses are booming because of this, and Zoom is definitely

00:11:30.540 one of them.

00:11:31.100 Oh, Christ.

00:11:31.380 Out of all the video chat platforms, I've never heard of Zoom in my life until this.

00:11:37.700 I'll send you the pick at some point, dude.

00:11:39.500 I'd like to join a ... You probably just airdrop it to me.

00:11:43.220 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.86

00:11:44.320 I'd like to join a Zoom call for a college class, like Kyle from the Nuck Boys did. 0.97

00:11:49.400 Did you see that?

00:11:50.480 That was hilarious.

00:11:51.280 Really great, honestly.

00:11:51.960 How did he do that?

00:11:52.700 Did someone just send him the link?

00:11:54.740 I don't know.

00:11:55.720 he just he's enrolled in college this whole time when no one knew it's quite possible let me see

00:12:00.760 if i can bring up this this zoom call we really got to get a young jamie on on this show oh

00:12:06.000 controlling the television it's that one kid who emails all of us by the way we know there's one 0.52

00:12:10.380 kid who's really looking forward to he's calling it the bitch position and it's like an acronym for 0.97

00:12:14.760 like behind in the chair helper we need one of those because this airdrop system is not good 0.95

00:12:22.980 but this is Mike's entire family on a Zoom call.

00:12:26.440 Look who's in it.

00:12:27.860 Zoom in on the pics.

00:12:29.240 That's my sister and Jack on the main screen.

00:12:31.600 You're your best friends.

00:12:32.720 You love them.

00:12:33.420 Shout out Abby and Jack.

00:12:34.240 They're my favorite.

00:12:35.320 Let's see who we got here. 0.99

00:12:36.780 My mom looks kind of like Robert De Niro in that photo for some reason.

00:12:40.800 My brother-in-law kissing baby Chasey.

00:12:44.100 Your dad's...

00:12:45.000 This is my favorite because, okay, with my parents too

00:12:47.580 and like anyone over the age of 50,

00:12:49.980 they aren't quite sure how close the camera is to their face.

00:12:52.980 and how much of their face is in it. 0.89

00:12:54.380 It's always such a ridiculous angle.

00:12:55.920 This is how my parents FaceTime from right here. 0.68

00:12:58.300 Yeah.

00:12:58.780 Because they really do think it's only time for just your face.

00:13:03.840 My older sister.

00:13:05.800 Wait, she's not with her husband?

00:13:07.180 They were in different rooms.

00:13:08.680 Oh, yo, look at this.

00:13:09.660 What?

00:13:09.940 Watch this.

00:13:10.460 Let me explain something to you that you guys are going to find so hilarious.

00:13:13.280 So based on the – this is amazing.

00:13:15.920 Based on the age or the length of the relationship,

00:13:19.540 look how close me and Lana are.

00:13:22.140 Yep.

00:13:22.660 Okay.

00:13:22.980 My sister and Jack have the next longest one 0.66

00:13:26.440 They're apart on the couch

00:13:27.600 But not paying attention to each other

00:13:29.560 My sister and her husband are in different rooms

00:13:32.060 And my dad and my mom are in different states

00:13:34.380 Wow

00:13:35.500 That's your timeline guys 0.99

00:13:38.100 Holy shit bro 0.98

00:13:40.300 So is that what happens? 0.99

00:13:41.180 You just get in a relationship and eventually just over each other

00:13:43.880 So much so that you have to put states between you

00:13:46.040 That's what my parents did

00:13:47.560 Basically yeah

00:13:48.620 It's kind of how it works

00:13:50.660 And it's just like

00:13:52.040 my sister always talks about how she's always like denying her uh her husband sex and it's

00:13:58.320 just such a fun abby always talks about this because so when you get to like long-term

00:14:02.900 really long-term relationships and like marriage i think what happens is a lot of time like the 0.99

00:14:07.740 women use it as like a bargaining tool she does she uses it to barter yeah she really does and

00:14:11.880 jack was explaining this to me and i found it so fascinating that like getting laid is still 0.96

00:14:17.640 like a an accomplishment yeah like it seems like it should be so easy when you have a wife who's

00:14:22.780 who's there but man i guess that's i guess it's still like some sort of trophy to lock it down

00:14:27.560 when you're married i think like dude at some point do you think like after you've sexed somebody

00:14:32.180 for all those years like you're just like like how do you keep it spicy this is a great question

00:14:37.860 because i have no clue i'm not married so i have no answer you keep it it's been a question i've

00:14:42.040 been getting for for my show like how how do you guys keep it spicy during quarantine because 0.98

00:14:46.160 everybody assumes like everybody's having so much sex like how do you keep it like upbeat and shit 0.77

00:14:50.400 and just get creative i mean yeah it's just same it's a good time to get creative i mean like buy 0.99

00:14:56.200 a sex swing you know this girl's been attacking my butthole dude like she's just still going at 0.98

00:15:01.760 just going after a heavy way dude trying to stick things in there and i'm not about that dude i'm 1.00

00:15:06.640 just not about that does she know that yeah yeah i've told her okay but you've put your foot down

00:15:10.860 i've seen you do it bro she she runs around the house with two fingers she goes and she runs around

00:15:16.000 the house chasing Mike and like Amara

00:15:18.080 at what point are you just going to give it up

00:15:19.360 she's persistent though that one she's like joking

00:15:21.980 like the time they'll get 1.00

00:15:24.160 you easily is

00:15:26.040 when they're giving you head because you're vulnerable

00:15:27.820 you're vulnerable bro

00:15:29.980 you're just sitting there you're enjoying

00:15:31.860 everything and like before you know it dude

00:15:33.860 just a hand slowly creeping 0.78

00:15:36.140 around your upper thigh or onto the buttocks 0.96

00:15:37.920 or a tongue dude

00:15:38.960 or a tongue bro who knows man

00:15:41.860 y'all

00:15:42.120 this is not the time

00:15:44.200 dangerous time this is not the time mike yeah yeah i mean if you're gonna do it if you're gonna do it

00:15:48.880 if you're gonna experiment out there just do a post shower that's my advice everybody like take

00:15:52.360 a take a pre-shower really get in there what if you haven't showered in weeks like me don't do that

00:15:57.040 i mean don't i was gonna i was gonna tweet this the amount of times i'm showering and changing

00:16:03.300 my clothes has significantly gone down to a point where i'm i'm i'm scared i'm worried i'm gonna

00:16:08.260 give myself coronavirus i'm a cesspool of i'm exaggerating but i am really sure i'm showering

00:16:15.440 less like maybe once every two days do you remember when uh i used to live at 1600 and you

00:16:19.540 would go to i think it was for the set of the thinning you'd show up every single day wearing

00:16:23.580 the exact same clothes yeah i was i was doing rituals back then it was good it was good luck

00:16:28.280 and also i i live in la right i really don't think about fashion i just want to like put on

00:16:34.580 a black shirt a hat call it a day and also my hair is looks better when it's a little messier

00:16:42.260 and it and it has a little bit of grease and oil in it my ex my ex turned me on to this a little

00:16:47.120 bit and it's why i use sea salt spray now it's also why i i will only shampoo my hair maybe once

00:16:54.040 a week because the constant shampoo condition shampoo condition every apparently it's not good

00:16:58.500 for your hair it dries it out so i i'll like only condition it pretty much that's what i've heard

00:17:02.620 Yeah, a lot of guys only condition it 0.92

00:17:04.420 because the shampoo dries the shit off. 0.96

00:17:05.620 Yeah, I didn't know that until I was 22, 23. 0.99

00:17:09.680 And it's good.

00:17:10.800 So like, oh, George even said,

00:17:12.640 George came over and I kind of peeked my head out.

00:17:14.500 Obviously social distancing,

00:17:15.500 stop, don't touch me, 1.00

00:17:16.140 this is my private square type shit. 1.00

00:17:17.920 And he said, yo, this quarantine has been very good for you. 0.99

00:17:20.440 It's like a glow up.

00:17:22.020 And it's because I've been working out less.

00:17:23.880 I'm eating unhealthy.

00:17:25.440 I'm not showering as much.

00:17:26.720 I think it's been really awesome, man.

00:17:28.420 Wait, how is that making you look better though?

00:17:31.060 Because he's just, he's like a man.

00:17:32.620 he's like gruffy

00:17:34.080 the coronavirus has not

00:17:37.480 slowed down

00:17:38.980 internet drama very much

00:17:41.500 though there's been a couple things

00:17:43.400 I don't know what your appetite is for it

00:17:45.560 but there's a hype house drama

00:17:47.720 that's been going on and also

00:17:49.560 an iDubbbz drama

00:17:51.080 did you see the iDubbbz one?

00:17:54.420 the answer

00:17:55.760 for both of these is the same

00:17:57.220 I attempted

00:17:59.360 to invest my energy into both of them

00:18:01.820 But neither of them had enough weight for me to really be able to sink my teeth into. 0.98

00:18:05.920 And I told that to both sides of the Hype House shit because I'm friends with both sides. 0.97

00:18:09.780 And I told them both. 0.99

00:18:10.980 My overall advice is like, yo, low key, who gives a fuck? 0.98

00:18:16.080 Well, I mean, to the people involved, it's a little more stressful. 0.98

00:18:19.160 To them, for sure.

00:18:20.420 But I think it's something you can definitely handle offline.

00:18:23.580 I don't think it's big enough to be able to make public to the point. 0.93

00:18:27.380 And mind you, not to like compare, but I'm so used to like some real fucking drama. 0.82

00:18:34.780 Drama that shook and rippled the internet. 0.97

00:18:37.820 Like it's everyday bro.

00:18:41.000 I know, I know.

00:18:42.840 I kid, but let's think about what you just said for a second.

00:18:45.920 Well, I agree with you.

00:18:46.920 And I watched Daisy's video on 1.75X.

00:18:49.600 That's how I got through it. 0.96

00:18:50.320 She was talking so fucking fast. 0.98

00:18:51.560 She got mad at me because I didn't watch the whole thing. 0.98

00:18:53.420 I watched the whole thing, but at 1.75X, she was flying.

00:18:55.960 Co-founder, co-founder.

00:18:57.380 The reason why I slightly disagree with you is, well, I wouldn't watch it and I wouldn't invest that much in it. 0.74

00:19:03.600 There are a lot of motherfucking kids out there who are watching every second of it because to them, the Hype House is the most important. 0.97

00:19:09.960 The Hype House is the White House to these kids, yo. 0.99

00:19:13.160 Wow.

00:19:13.720 That's where all the big dogs live, the D'Amelios, the Addison Raids.

00:19:16.860 I just don't know.

00:19:17.920 I just don't know.

00:19:18.860 I agree.

00:19:19.660 I just don't know if it's something that you can't and shouldn't handle offline.

00:19:24.260 some of this stuff like i i do think needs to be cleared up online i'm not sure like bro when the

00:19:29.700 tati james charles drama came out so funny you said that right as he texted you that is that

00:19:33.960 actually may have sparked why i did that because it was like the first thing that came to my mind 0.65

00:19:37.260 but like and even the stuff with it with jake and i and like listen jake whoever whoever the fuck

00:19:42.320 sometimes the internet is a good way to it's a good it's a it's almost like a good battleground

00:19:49.520 because whoever's victorious will be evidently and very clearly victorious.

00:19:54.260 Is it called the Church of Public Opinion?

00:19:55.700 Yes.

00:19:56.140 Oh, yeah.

00:19:56.720 Precisely.

00:19:57.400 I don't know if – there's so many little caveats to this drama.

00:20:02.680 I'm not sure it warrants it being so public.

00:20:07.300 I don't know. 0.95

00:20:07.960 I'm completely ignorant on this subject.

00:20:09.820 My assumption, too, is a lot of times when people make videos like this

00:20:13.360 after something goes down,

00:20:15.000 they're doing it because they want to continue garnering attention from the situation.

00:20:19.240 like daisy put that video out to get views in it to an extent i may i may be wrong i mean what

00:20:24.580 why else would you put it on youtube i like to also understand the situation i asked her that

00:20:29.200 okay my first question to her when she asked me for advice i said what is your goal objective

00:20:33.940 what's your intention with this video right and it didn't seem like it was anything that shouldn't

00:20:38.280 be handled offline because again in my opinion this stuff with the hype house although of massive

00:20:43.520 massive importance to

00:20:45.280 kids

00:20:47.380 to kids

00:20:47.920 this is

00:20:50.720 I don't know this doesn't have the weight

00:20:53.460 I think that anyone

00:20:55.340 above the age of 16 is

00:20:57.420 investing their

00:20:59.280 time and energy into I think this can all be

00:21:01.400 handled offline which is my advice to both

00:21:03.460 Daisy and Thomas

00:21:04.340 this one this one this one like I've made

00:21:07.420 jokes about the whole like tick tocking

00:21:09.680 crew and I even mentioned Daisy in the past

00:21:11.380 and took a little bit of heat from it but like honestly like

00:21:13.160 Daisy's one of the sweetest girls I know

00:21:15.500 I think in all honesty I think she's probably 0.90

00:21:17.400 like a little bit too pure for LA

00:21:19.060 like this city you have to navigate

00:21:21.620 kind of sadistically and everything 0.99

00:21:23.480 here is kind of fucked up and she's 0.99

00:21:25.540 like always like trying to find ways to like 0.99

00:21:27.400 like change everybody for

00:21:29.520 the positive but nobody wants to do that here they want 1.00

00:21:31.400 views cash cars pussy like 1.00

00:21:33.500 this city for her is kind of like a strange 1.00

00:21:35.640 place but I do fuck with Daisy a lot 0.98

00:21:37.400 she's a really sweet girl and I hope that 1.00

00:21:38.860 she finds some like positivity

00:21:41.560 out of this and gets positive again i think i think her and all these tiktok kids just like

00:21:45.840 going a little macro for a second if they can like stay true to themselves and like the good

00:21:49.880 values that they do have while also learning how to navigate really strategically what do you think

00:21:54.460 the chances are that's gonna happen it's we will we will we will see a handful of them make it out

00:22:00.000 of this the city's a beast this city's a beast it'll slap you in your face knock you to your 0.99

00:22:05.780 knees horrible fucking things to people no but we'll see we'll see a few people make it out you 0.99

00:22:10.280 know who's gonna make it out facts on two people that i can uh 100 put my finger down what about 0.99

00:22:16.300 money you put money on it i put money on it i put money on it who is it alex warren and thomas

00:22:21.420 because they're why what's the main trait alex alex is just like a special kid like he like he's got

00:22:26.780 it he's he's 19 years old and he's creating really funny captivating content he's only gonna get

00:22:30.900 exponentially better like bro when i was 19 i didn't know what like storytelling was or like

00:22:36.140 a decent joke i knew like physical comedy and vine shit but i wasn't wasn't operating at the

00:22:40.620 level he was i'll make it out and thomas thomas um most people don't know this about thomas

00:22:45.940 he he vlogged for i think i think he told me a thousand something days straight i also edited

00:22:51.420 edited them that is i don't know if there's anything in the world that's harder to do than

00:22:56.500 that he he can he can and will do whatever this is like his drive yeah like his drive it's

00:23:01.560 unparalleled and he's smart just just a smart kid but like yeah we'll see we'll see who makes

00:23:05.960 it out of it the the one that the one that i was a little bit closer to and i i can understand why

00:23:10.300 you didn't get too into it was the i dubs one just because it's something that i'm obviously

00:23:14.260 kind of dealing with myself just like the idea that you're saying he's a simp they're saying

00:23:18.840 is that what it is i don't know yeah but not even that one note but they're here's the thing so i

00:23:23.940 so i dubs a really really popular youtube creator uh his girlfriend i don't know how long they've

00:23:28.480 been dating for but he uh she recently started an only fans account and she goes pretty hard

00:23:33.900 on only fans thanks to ray con oh wait wait she has a uh only fans account she goes hard like 0.99

00:23:39.940 like how hard so so like i've heard some shit about like him with some anal beads like i don't 0.95

00:23:44.240 know the whole story and i don't want to i don't want to like be like like misjudged or like or 0.96

00:23:48.260 misrepresent him here but basically his fans flipped out on him and they're saying that the

00:23:54.080 main reason was because he's

00:23:56.080 kind of

00:23:57.960 swayed back on what he used to say.

00:23:59.960 I guess at certain points in his old content, he used to 0.99

00:24:02.060 call sex workers whores or sluts and stuff 1.00

00:24:04.060 like that, and now he's kind of dating one. 1.00

00:24:06.300 But like I said, watch

00:24:07.680 his video. I don't know the exact whole story, but

00:24:09.920 he flipped out on some of his

00:24:12.040 fans in the video and was super...

00:24:13.960 He's funny. He's funny.

00:24:16.240 He's really funny. I think he's super funny.

00:24:17.780 That was the first video of his that I've actually watched, and it was

00:24:20.220 funny. Check out the fourth

00:24:21.380 thumbnail. I saw this one.

00:24:24.080 drop shipping and the streamies and then look right there best podcast yeah you're not wrong

00:24:29.200 but but it also made me think of something too like this story is so kind of prevalent right

00:24:33.820 now on the internet at least in the little influencer circle and uh at on the same day

00:24:38.720 drake dropped pictures of his baby that he had with a pretty big porn star and it made me think

00:24:45.860 of i doves and drake and kanye and it made me start to feel like my little situation and my

00:24:53.060 Little Bubble isn't like a solo story.

00:24:55.700 This is like kind of a movement of people teaming up with sex workers, bro. 1.00

00:25:01.080 Bro, what the fuck are you saying? 1.00

00:25:03.860 What do you mean? 1.00

00:25:04.520 What do you mean?

00:25:05.280 It's not a movement.

00:25:06.660 Well, I just mean, no, you're right.

00:25:07.980 It's not a movement.

00:25:09.460 But I mean, there are obviously some huge examples.

00:25:11.660 When you're talking about the top of the culture here, Drake, Kanye, Adam-22.

00:25:16.980 i think i think i think if if in any way it can be called a movement maybe maybe sex workers are

00:25:23.760 are becoming humanized facts you know what i'm saying like they're they're becoming more than

00:25:29.540 just sex workers and like riley kind of was a good catalyst for this too like especially when

00:25:34.720 she came on this show because she hadn't really done much and like people got to see like who is 1.00

00:25:37.860 this girl getting plugged in all of her orifices on a daily basis and now we know yeah she's she's 0.89

00:25:44.020 the best we know she's a sweetheart the best and that's and that's been the other thing too and 1.00

00:25:47.280 banks brought it up on uh on that mom's basement episode a lot these porn stars just happen to 1.00

00:25:51.640 also be the coolest fucking chicks riley's like yo how how easy is it to sit and get along with 1.00

00:25:56.640 fucking riley dude it's the easiest she's so coolest girls they're so dope but yeah this is 0.99

00:26:02.600 interesting this drake shit this this is like me this was like my face when i was first trying to 0.99

00:26:07.160 figure out tiktok like this this kid is he's got blue eyes massive eyes massive yeah it's and he's 0.99

00:26:14.600 a baby babies what do you think he's thinking right there you're saying mom did what oh no

00:26:24.620 but yeah congrats that's cool that's cool man what is that picture did he really have that hair at

00:26:29.600 one point no it's photoshopped oh i must have pulled up the wrong thing seven questions for 0.98

00:26:34.740 the show and the audience oh fuck yeah dude you guys watching more or less porn i'm curious zero 0.99

00:26:42.020 yeah more dave's more even with that girl that you had running around when she left yo is it 0.99

00:26:50.260 is it do women if you're in a relationship do women get mad at their boyfriend for watching 0.67

00:26:56.060 porn like maybe behind their back oh yeah absolutely oh yeah that's a huge thing do you

00:27:01.440 watch porn at all mac you don't watch any right you and do or have you been watching any because 0.98

00:27:06.080 you haven't been seeing any girls really during the quarantine no i i um i ha i haven't been 0.97

00:27:12.600 maybe like once a week yeah it's minimal yeah it's minimal i've just been so so focused bro

00:27:19.020 lana forced me to watch uh hentai with her last night you're lying because she knows i like it

00:27:23.800 so how did she force you well she's like can we watch hentai babe and it started off as like us

00:27:28.980 just watching it and it's like these uh people speaking to each other in like japanese yeah or

00:27:34.660 chinese chinese and like i don't even know what they're saying but it's always like a real titles 0.78

00:27:38.680 no it's just the subtitles are just the chinese characters so i'm like that doesn't fucking help

00:27:42.880 at all but it's just always like this like yo in a lot of the hentai's that are popular 0.76

00:27:47.560 there's a simp dude too it's so weird he's like i oh like you know cartoons they're like

00:27:52.840 but y'all

00:27:55.700 it's so graphic bro 0.99

00:27:57.840 the shit that happens in cartoon form 0.99

00:27:59.640 why don't you pull it up we can watch it 0.99

00:28:01.840 no no we can't watch it here

00:28:03.660 but she said

00:28:04.500 because she knows that I like it so much she wants to start dressing up

00:28:07.740 as Sailor Moon for me

00:28:08.980 that's not a bad 1.00

00:28:09.880 your girl is a freak 1.00

00:28:12.900 in a good way 1.00

00:28:14.840 that's crazy

00:28:16.180 that's like a fetish I'm not sure

00:28:18.980 I can

00:28:20.040 get behind

00:28:22.320 and I just like

00:28:23.500 there's some things

00:28:24.180 sexually I just won't

00:28:25.200 understand 0.96

00:28:25.640 and also like I'm

00:28:26.620 I will say I'm pretty

00:28:28.620 mild when it comes to

00:28:30.560 how freaky

00:28:32.640 I get in the bedroom

00:28:33.860 like I'm not

00:28:34.600 I'm not one of the

00:28:35.720 like especially in this city

00:28:37.020 yo you'd be surprised

00:28:38.860 the artists

00:28:39.560 the celebrities

00:28:40.260 the actors 1.00

00:28:40.860 who are fucking 1.00

00:28:42.360 freaks 0.99

00:28:43.300 the influencers

00:28:44.200 not even just

00:28:45.020 yo I'm talking 0.99

00:28:47.040 weird shit 0.99

00:28:48.460 facts 0.99

00:28:48.900 I've heard a lot of things

00:28:50.160 I hear some stories 0.99

00:28:50.880 I'm just like what the fuck 0.99

00:28:52.260 are you saying and i'm like more like yeah man i'm i'm i'm not like black and white but i'm not 0.98

00:28:59.540 the full rainbow either you know what i'm saying i feel like you i feel like you probably well i

00:29:04.760 need to talk about it so i know for sure like i focus i focus a lot and i think you do too on

00:29:08.860 like just like the having like that bomb stroke game you know what i'm saying like i'm really i'm

00:29:13.640 really big fundamentalist like like intimacy like like intimacy and honestly like creativity

00:29:18.880 like yo the fact that i'm like creative and curious i'm always just like trying new shit

00:29:24.580 oh but he loves switching positions that's what it is yeah yo there's a there's a uh a rotation 0.60

00:29:31.160 of positions have i told you guys about this you told me yeah this dude there's a rotation of 0.99

00:29:36.080 positions where you can this is gonna sound like kind of fucked you can stay inside and hit like 0.98

00:29:41.880 six positions connected without pulling out from from laying on your back to being on your stuff 0.99

00:29:49.980 like i actually forget it because i haven't had sex in a while but like you gotta be flexible

00:29:55.820 that's all that matters but like yeah like this is definitely the time to start getting a little

00:29:59.040 sexually creative but henti porn is one thing i've never found myself watching i don't know why

00:30:04.380 it's a little weird because i because i funny it's funny it's just weird as hell but you know

00:30:09.880 why do you like it deep down i like like and i know i don't exude a lot of it anymore but like

00:30:14.720 deep down i'm a gamer like i used to game so much like metal gear solid like every mortal combat

00:30:19.920 like every call of duty like i'm a huge fucking gamer and i feel like those two communities like

00:30:25.400 not hentai per se but like but like uh what's like uh chinese or like japanese like anime like 0.58

00:30:31.980 those two communities are like kind of like intertwined in a weird way and so like i don't

00:30:35.300 know why but yeah i love seeing giant demons just fuck the shit out of like strange very willing 0.98

00:30:41.100 like chinese women i don't know what's wrong with me exactly but you can teach their own i guess 0.99

00:30:46.060 should we start a list mike of what just the things that are wrong with you we could all do 0.98

00:30:51.440 it yeah but you'd run out of paper i really i really want to and by the way is that wrong is

00:30:56.500 it wrong to like hentai it's such a popular category it's not wrong it's just it's out of

00:31:00.900 ordinary i'm out of the ordinary kind of guy dude for sure i'm still on this this this perfect sex

00:31:06.260 cycle i i feel like i'm doing a disservice by not explaining it and i'm i'm on men's health right

00:31:11.380 now here's how to seamlessly flow from doggy to flat iron and four other hot sex transitions

00:31:17.700 no more awkward position switches this is cirque de soleil stuff that's what i'm saying yo when

00:31:22.320 you're doing it and you're like a uh what's it called the people who swing trapeze you're like

00:31:27.580 a trapeze artist

00:31:28.360 with your partner

00:31:29.580 it can get really

00:31:30.760 exciting and fun

00:31:31.780 nice

00:31:33.100 anyways

00:31:33.880 let's see what this says

00:31:34.920 okay

00:31:35.620 hopefully this is

00:31:36.860 a step by step

00:31:37.660 switching positions

00:31:39.260 during sex can be awkward

00:31:40.180 but with practice

00:31:40.840 and exploration

00:31:41.400 you'll eventually

00:31:41.900 be able to flow

00:31:42.520 from one move

00:31:43.280 to the next

00:31:43.700 with ease

00:31:44.360 says sex relationship

00:31:45.200 therapist Megan Fleming

00:31:46.520 PhD

00:31:47.060 and that's really hot

00:31:48.560 and there's no

00:31:50.780 actual description 1.00

00:31:51.540 let's move to the fuck 1.00

00:31:52.700 fuck you men's health 1.00

00:31:53.600 wow 1.00

00:31:54.000 it's just all ads

00:31:55.400 classic

00:31:56.640 what was the did you have seven questions i feel like you asked one oh are you working out more or

00:32:01.460 less less right now less why why is that because same because same but why no yo whatever excuse

00:32:08.200 i give right now is not going to be good enough we have a gym at the house i and i'm telling

00:32:13.360 everyone that i'm talking to on my facetime quarantines i'm like yo how you doing i talked

00:32:17.420 to a girl last night she's like i'm really like i found myself on the verge of tears all day like

00:32:21.640 i really feel trapped and i was like you should work out like go be physical and i'm just not

00:32:26.480 taking my own advice here's what i said man all future plans have been canceled i told andre at

00:32:31.560 the beginning of the month that i was gonna get absolutely jacked this month didn't happen at all

00:32:35.140 zero working i walk on the treadmill and that's it yeah you know i still get out there you get

00:32:40.400 out there every day but then what are you doing 25 minutes on of cardio whether that be elliptical

00:32:45.420 like good movement on the treadmill i like to at least sweat as soon as i feel a little bit of

00:32:49.720 sweat dripping off of me i feel like some toxins have been released and then usually i'll do like

00:32:53.000 a little bit of bench just to like stretch out but i haven't been like hitting it like i i feel 0.99

00:32:57.700 and i've been eating have you guys been eating terrible too yes awful you you fucking last night 0.99

00:33:03.400 oh my god this was crazy so i we just mac and i just got back uh from a three-day trip at the 0.99

00:33:08.400 ranch that was like four if yeah four days it was amazing but we both came back extremely exhausted 0.82

00:33:13.520 because all you do there is everything and then you get way fucked up at night and then you have 0.80

00:33:18.340 to like beat the hangover in the morning so it's it's a little trying yeah so it's tough so it came 0.88

00:33:25.900 back exhausted i smoked a little bit which i do to turn my mind off because it's always on

00:33:30.560 and i'm laying in bed watching watching a video about aliens or something and mike knocks on the

00:33:35.600 door he's like yo i got a milkshake for you i was like what it's midnight and if you've ever been

00:33:41.500 comfortable in your bed and you're high watching a show that you love you know there's only one

00:33:47.240 thing in the world that can make it better. 1.00

00:33:49.260 That's a fucking milkshake brought to you 1.00

00:33:51.180 by your best friend. You made me 1.00

00:33:53.020 so happy, dude. So yeah, I'm eating like

00:33:55.180 shit. 1.00

00:33:58.100 Oh, I was talking with my eyes. 1.00

00:33:59.160 No, I saw that. It also had

00:34:01.200 whipped cream on it. So good.

00:34:03.140 Yo, if you're watching. I was sitting in the bed just like

00:34:04.660 watching my UFOs and shit. It was the best. 0.99

00:34:07.260 We call them milkies

00:34:08.800 because, you know, Lana always says milkies

00:34:11.120 and so she's like, milkies. And then all of a sudden

00:34:13.160 she bought them, by the way. She bought

00:34:15.000 shit. What a gal. I shouldn't 1.00

00:34:17.080 have said that you know you know why you shouldn't have said that because you really thought i finally

00:34:20.200 did something like really nice because you told me you did oh no i didn't i just said i'm already

00:34:25.140 got everyone milkies anyways listen that's neither here nor there one thing i will say is if you're

00:34:29.680 watching this and you're locked up with a friend or family member do something like nice for him 0.64

00:34:34.200 today or have someone else do something nice and take credit for it there you go dope dude

00:34:39.340 it's a thought that counts right i rolled my ankle making a tiktok so i wasn't i'm not gonna

00:34:44.940 be able to work out for a minute i could probably still throw hands though right mil

00:34:47.620 no problem no problem are you more or less stressed 0.96

00:34:51.780 i'd say more just because like the opportunities have decreased for what like photo shit just 0.91

00:35:01.420 like we're also in many ways they've increased yeah you gotta go inwards i guess it's just a 0.61

00:35:06.640 different thing but it's kind of like like you said feeling trapped that'll make you feel a

00:35:10.580 Yeah, for sure.

00:35:11.360 A little bit of an edge.

00:35:13.000 Yeah.

00:35:13.260 For sure.

00:35:13.720 But not overwhelming.

00:35:15.540 I've been feeling more stressed, too.

00:35:16.760 I hit that CBD pen before.

00:35:18.900 The CBD makes me a little bit more relaxed.

00:35:21.980 And I've actually had an uptick on content creation.

00:35:24.900 Most people have, yeah.

00:35:26.360 Really?

00:35:27.020 Yeah, it's a good time for it.

00:35:28.640 Because you're not doing it.

00:35:29.280 I made another video yesterday.

00:35:30.540 It's like 24 minutes long that I'm putting out tomorrow.

00:35:32.820 Just fan questions. 0.99

00:35:34.280 Because why the fuck? 0.99

00:35:35.020 Why not, dude? 0.99

00:35:36.340 We could go to every day if we really wanted to.

00:35:39.000 Y'all believing in our government more or less?

00:35:43.640 Shot from the peanut gallery.

00:35:45.840 Milton says less.

00:35:47.080 Unknown.

00:35:47.760 I'm going to go long on this one.

00:35:50.260 See how that all plays out.

00:35:51.320 Before you give an answer?

00:35:52.220 Yeah.

00:35:52.680 So far, the answer for me is definitely less.

00:35:55.960 Well, let's look at the statistics of it.

00:35:58.200 We have the highest coronavirus count in the world. 0.99

00:36:02.200 Let's look at fucking statistics. 0.99

00:36:04.600 And we're not going down this fucking road today because it would get cut anyways. 1.00

00:36:09.000 But I did get a little frustrated the other day because Trump put out a couple of tweets that were like, my ratings are higher than ever. 0.99

00:36:16.740 Did you see this or not? 0.97

00:36:18.040 He put out and it was like they're almost as high as like Bachelorette or like Monday Night Football or some shit. 0.87

00:36:22.760 And I'm looking at this dude talk about his ratings.

00:36:25.660 We have the highest coronavirus count in the world.

00:36:28.240 And I don't know why.

00:36:29.420 Is that because of the is that because of the our government?

00:36:33.760 It might be that it might also be our Americans move with an era of invincibility.

00:36:38.040 that we just

00:36:40.720 we're not thinking about this

00:36:42.320 even like

00:36:42.800 hordes of people are dying

00:36:45.480 and we're seeing the numbers so clearly

00:36:48.480 and people are just still not listening 0.99

00:36:49.820 stay the fuck home 0.99

00:36:51.960 it's not that hard 1.00

00:36:53.540 we did without saying any names

00:36:56.260 or pointing any fingers

00:36:57.020 we did have a slow start to the corralling

00:36:59.940 of the coronavirus

00:37:00.780 we skipped about two months

00:37:02.920 whether it was the Republicans or Democrats

00:37:06.300 or all of us combined

00:37:07.080 kind of looking at it as like, yo, this isn't going to be as big

00:37:09.320 as everyone's saying it's going to be, and I think

00:37:11.220 we're paying the price for it, dude. I saw

00:37:13.140 the doctor for the White House,

00:37:15.240 is it Fauci, the core

00:37:17.160 doctor? They were looking to him for an estimate,

00:37:19.700 and he said the models are all over the place.

00:37:21.400 Some say 5,000, some say

00:37:23.040 2 million, and they're like, well, what's your

00:37:24.980 estimate? And he's like, the models, the

00:37:27.000 death rate will fall in the middle of the two

00:37:29.040 models, and my guess is between 100 and

00:37:30.940 200,000 people have died as a result

00:37:32.960 of the coronavirus. So that's what he's

00:37:35.060 saying it's basically like a guaranteed death rate so if that's the case then we really ain't 0.99

00:37:39.620 into the shits yet except for new york city god dang how the fuck did they end up with all the 0.97

00:37:44.820 cases bro they're packed like sardines we have what like 5 000 cases in whoa we have like 5 000 0.99

00:37:51.040 cases in cali and they have like 50 or 60 000 cases in new york city bro speaking of models

00:37:55.840 and new york yeah yeah now dms are flying dms are flying right now really oh yeah yeah my inbox is

00:38:03.320 flooded i've i've sent out a few dms which is like more more so than usual and uh it's pointless

00:38:10.020 because like you can't meet and they're all new york it's all like i my go-to is like hey let's

00:38:16.940 xyz activity based on their character personality exhibited on their channel

00:38:21.980 hey let's bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang let's do xyz yeah okay but six

00:38:31.840 feet away from each other and they're like great i'm coming to la in december

00:38:36.560 i'll schedule you for that because nobody wants to take that flight i dude what yeah how do you

00:38:42.600 deal with that too like i i gotta pat myself on the back i don't think i could have ever picked

00:38:46.260 a better time to get one not a great time to be single not a great time to be single best time

00:38:51.420 but yeah why oh because you can be way productive yeah working on stay productive keep yourself

00:38:55.480 safe you know you don't have to maintain another person yeah that is hopefully they can take care

00:39:00.560 themselves but that is something to think about yeah it is a bit of weight that it feels nice to

00:39:04.660 not have on my back and you i'll just say it right now man you're slowly becoming the boy who cried

00:39:11.060 i know which part you and lana dude which one which part of it just like i'll vent to you right 0.99

00:39:18.500 now yeah oh fuck please no not real not super real shit on a podcast it's it's semi it's it's 0.99

00:39:24.320 pretty real all right so you gave me the call you gave me the call i was a rancher like hey man you 0.99

00:39:27.900 know me a lot are done for good this time you know i'm pretty sure and i got this call last

00:39:32.500 week too and i'm his boy and he sounded sad and he sounded like he wanted to talk about it and

00:39:37.080 as a good friend i'm like man i'm sorry like uh what happened try to do this try to do this like

00:39:41.840 just like be there for him and then the next day she's at our house working out and so at what

00:39:48.960 point are you just like talking and i'm and i'm being the supportive friend of the friend yeah

00:39:55.540 guys wolf everybody's why everybody watching this has like that friend especially the girls and i 0.98

00:40:00.000 do feel like a fucking asshole for doing that dude but like yeah we got a little carried away 0.97

00:40:04.860 in a little quarantine fight and i think we we were spending a little bit too much time together 0.99

00:40:08.800 and she also amara if you're watching this or hear this she's also very um like yeah yeah her

00:40:17.040 very and so like we had a little talk i'm like yo listen like i'm i'm i'm a little bit colder 0.81

00:40:22.400 of a person like i like my space i like to be able to like reach for shit like without having

00:40:25.800 my arms like wrapped up at all times like always in a full nelson so we covered you know we covered 1.00

00:40:31.400 a few things and uh and and but it was it was too late because by the way she had already fucking 0.84

00:40:36.480 gone tweeted about it and then everybody was like yo yo you guys you guys act really hastily and 0.78

00:40:42.800 really emotionally i'm i'm sorry to you too especially but even bro i had the conversation

00:40:49.260 i had with amara this morning like it it concerns me how in your feelings how how how you guys

00:40:57.400 make decision based on how you're feeling right now in the moment yeah it's not always the 0.98

00:41:03.140 smartest thing to do especially if you're really emotional because but i suck it i bro i'm suck i 0.93

00:41:08.140 suck at relationships because i haven't had one in so long and so like i'm just doing the best 0.82

00:41:11.700 i possibly can and also i want to like post this conversation saying that like i know that a lot 0.84

00:41:17.360 of people don't want to like keep hearing about my

00:41:19.260 relationship with Lana because they've been very

00:41:20.940 vocal about it and so like I've tried not to like

00:41:22.980 unfortunately it's kind of one of the

00:41:25.240 only things like it's one of the things going on right

00:41:27.280 now so like it's weird it's our form of the bachelor

00:41:29.140 right now but like a lot of times but like a lot of

00:41:31.220 times I don't bring it up and I'll still get a lot 0.93

00:41:33.220 of shit like oh Mike always wants to talk about this 0.94

00:41:35.200 and that so I'm trying to like 0.99

00:41:36.400 I'm glad you like said that

00:41:39.000 took note of it but also like this is me inquiring as

00:41:41.180 a person who's single and as a person who I know

00:41:43.320 there's people listening to this podcast

00:41:45.000 who do this like on off thing on off

00:41:46.940 because it's just like the cycle of

00:41:49.100 relationships and hopefully

00:41:50.700 this one doesn't end up being like hella toxic

00:41:52.940 but it's like it is a very relatable like

00:41:54.920 real thing that happens between people so it's not even 0.99

00:41:56.980 just about it's about using my shit as like a springboard 0.99

00:41:59.320 for the conversation yeah you have a 1.00

00:42:01.080 girlfriend you know what it's like I don't right

00:42:03.120 now I'm just

00:42:04.420 just like inquiring yeah I mean it's

00:42:07.020 just it's all new and I'm

00:42:09.040 just really not that great at it and she's also

00:42:10.920 she is also super emotional and like

00:42:12.920 a lot of times like 1.00

00:42:14.800 girls

00:42:16.600 girls are just always thinking you're scheming bro they just all like not always not and not 0.98

00:42:23.020 until you give them a reason yeah and i did that you did early on i fucked up it could get worse 0.99

00:42:29.080 no i think she i think as i continue to show her that i'm not like fucking around and shit like 0.94

00:42:33.760 that like like her her loyalty is so incredible that it like inspires me to just be even better 0.83

00:42:38.840 like if she asked me if she's like yo the way this girl because i still get a ton of like dms 0.99

00:42:42.680 from other girls that don't give a fuck about her 1.00

00:42:44.580 and, like, are still open to, like, ruining 0.98

00:42:46.460 relationships. And when she's like, yo,

00:42:48.580 like, this girl, I don't like what she's doing, like, at

00:42:50.600 all, I'll just unfollow her now. Like, I'll just be like,

00:42:52.660 you know what? I'm not gonna argue with you. You're my girl.

00:42:55.100 And girls, home 1.00

00:42:56.460 watches, don't fucking start to make your 1.00

00:42:58.560 boys unfollow people. I'm not saying that. 0.99

00:43:00.900 But, like, at the same time, like, that's my fucking 1.00

00:43:02.680 girl, dude. I'm gonna ride for her. Like, if she wants 1.00

00:43:04.620 me to fucking stop talking to some bitch, like, 1.00

00:43:06.520 I don't give a fuck. It's true. It's just, like, 1.00

00:43:08.400 you have to empathize with her a little bit and anyone

00:43:10.580 who's ever been in this situation where, like, when

00:43:12.260 when the foundation of trust even if that wasn't like a uh a virtue that needed to be upheld at

00:43:18.400 that point in the relationship when that foundation is broken at such an early stage it can definitely

00:43:22.560 cause a ripple effect that you'll feel throughout your relationship facts right so absolutely so

00:43:26.380 it started maybe a bit rocky and now you have some healing and mending and repairing to do but

00:43:31.060 you guys will get to a point where she doesn't need to be looking through your phone 24 7 because

00:43:35.300 i've seen her doing it she also told me that if she sees my phone out she's going to look through

00:43:39.700 it to see if there's any incriminating

00:43:41.160 evidence on me she goes she goes

00:43:43.520 she goes if I if your phone is

00:43:45.520 laying out and for some reason I get the passcode

00:43:47.640 I'm gonna look through it

00:43:49.000 and I told you that if she does that

00:43:51.620 she would never do that she looked

00:43:53.440 me in the eyes and told me she would

00:43:55.220 but she would never do that she

00:43:57.180 she asked me the other day about like

00:43:59.360 we also are like

00:44:01.400 walking this line too and like I love watching

00:44:03.600 other relationships online and even like

00:44:05.460 yours when you had yours last

00:44:06.840 to see how people

00:44:08.480 how people's like actions

00:44:10.880 and like ideas and stuff like that differ from

00:44:12.840 content to real life like I feel like 0.97

00:44:14.840 she says a lot of that kind of shit just because it's funny 0.97

00:44:16.980 you know what I'm saying like yo it'd be 1.00

00:44:18.880 funny to make him think it's actually gonna go through your fucking phone 0.99

00:44:21.100 but that wasn't on camera no I know 0.99

00:44:22.840 that but she's she's looked at me and smiled

00:44:24.960 so deviously bro I told

00:44:27.040 you she's being very honest she's an honest person

00:44:29.100 she is honest and I

00:44:30.960 told her I was like I was like I respect you for saying

00:44:33.000 that aloud because

00:44:34.060 you probably shouldn't

00:44:36.100 y'all are fun just the dry cough upper respiratory infections what we got more questions any more

00:44:44.580 questions no that was it i mean is there any other lessons you've learned we kind of like

00:44:47.760 talked about all of it from like being inside yeah i just gotta call my family more that's like

00:44:53.860 the big dude i did that that zoom call was dope and i was shooting a video and my mom messaged me

00:44:58.680 too and was like yo we have our family dinner in five minutes and bro i feel bad saying this

00:45:03.920 but i'm like she's like everybody's on baby chasey your sisters your dad even and i go mama i'm 0.96

00:45:10.920 shooting a video right now like i don't have time for this shit you know what i'm saying and then i 0.99

00:45:14.280 thought about it i was like i was like damn you fucking scumbag and i got on that zoom call for 0.99

00:45:19.040 an hour and postponed my video yo one thing i would never do that ever one thing i would love 0.99

00:45:24.140 to do here is start having more family dinners where we like actually just sit down at a table

00:45:29.420 and look at each other while we eat.

00:45:31.160 Sounds nice.

00:45:32.360 It's difficult.

00:45:33.420 Why does it look so badly like David wants to be on the show right now?

00:45:35.980 I've never seen...

00:45:37.120 I'm just looking at...

00:45:38.240 Yeah, but you are looking so intently.

00:45:40.160 He's just a looking looker, dude.

00:45:42.000 How are you doing?

00:45:43.160 I'm good.

00:45:43.840 Everything good in your personal life?

00:45:46.460 Nothing you want to talk about with the millions of fans watching?

00:45:50.400 Nah, he don't want to.

00:45:52.060 Hey, we should do family dinners.

00:45:54.460 My mom called me because we talked about her not calling me on the podcast,

00:45:57.520 and she attempted to have a conversation

00:45:59.660 and Greg was there

00:46:02.140 if you saw the vlog

00:46:03.340 and it was a disaster

00:46:05.700 I saw that

00:46:06.580 where there was like some weird strange sexual tension

00:46:09.380 between her divorced parents

00:46:10.600 my mom was like yo you're turning 25 0.98

00:46:12.700 I was like damn that's crazy 0.98

00:46:14.960 she's like that is crazy I was married at 25 0.99

00:46:17.080 I was like dad you got married at 25 0.99

00:46:18.640 he's like I have no fucking idea 0.96

00:46:20.040 I was just like 0.81

00:46:22.280 I see why that didn't work between you guys

00:46:24.840 I see what's happening here

00:46:25.740 I love Pam, dude. 0.99

00:46:27.260 Just a sweetheart.

00:46:27.860 Pam is like literally one of my favorite people.

00:46:29.800 I talk to her quite a bit, dude.

00:46:32.060 Wait a second.

00:46:32.600 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:33.580 I keep getting reminded that I am turning 25 in two days.

00:46:37.320 And by the time this podcast is going to be out, it'll be tomorrow.

00:46:41.260 So what does that mean?

00:46:42.680 On a typical lifespan, that would put me at a quarter of the way through my life.

00:46:46.540 But since I'm going for 150, it puts me at 16.67% of the way of my life.

00:46:52.140 One in six.

00:46:53.000 and uh you know it's big wow it's crazy still young but slowly realizing the age is

00:47:01.060 it's not stopping man oh it goes fast it goes faster it starts to bro it starts to speed like

00:47:07.640 you have no idea have you heard the theory about why that is why because when you're one year old

00:47:12.180 that's 100 of your life when you're two one year is 50 that sounds right when you're three

00:47:17.460 one year is 33% of your life

00:47:19.140 so as you get up to 25

00:47:20.860 it's like 4%

00:47:22.660 and then you get to 50 and then it's 2% of your life

00:47:24.980 that's all subjective mentality

00:47:27.140 it seems like but I do

00:47:28.140 the next time

00:47:31.480 that when our next show

00:47:33.580 comes out after this one

00:47:35.040 like look at me right now

00:47:36.320 the next time you look at me like that

00:47:41.820 on the next show we do

00:47:43.100 you're going to look at me as a different person

00:47:45.580 because of the gifts that I asked you for your birthday.

00:47:48.120 You're literally going to...

00:47:49.780 You might cry.

00:47:51.860 All of us, not only you.

00:47:53.520 Oh, yeah.

00:47:55.020 That's right.

00:47:55.880 Sorry.

00:47:56.860 One that I got and then one that is a group gift.

00:47:59.540 And you're going to look at all of us differently.

00:48:03.720 I'm going to spill the beans on this.

00:48:05.200 Remember when you said you could buy a Lamborghini

00:48:06.840 on the other episode?

00:48:08.860 We got you a Lamborghini. 1.00

00:48:10.560 No, not that pregnant. 1.00

00:48:12.520 Actually, and even outside of this circle,

00:48:14.740 there's some gifts coming like I think you're gonna have a really fun Wednesday you've talked

00:48:18.500 about wanting to be in isolation you're not gonna be able to do that I get I get severe

00:48:22.580 and I'm even getting it now like anxiety and PTSD just because like of how fucked my birthdays have 0.71

00:48:27.620 been and I also just don't like the pressure put on gifts for for either for either party I'm I'm 0.78

00:48:33.300 not good at receiving these ones my ex would always tell me I'm just I'm not good at like

00:48:38.340 receiving compliments I'm just not I I don't I don't like the pressure like like what if I don't

00:48:43.820 like the gift man and you're telling me this

00:48:45.740 these ones are not just give it again

00:48:47.460 every person that I've seen every gift I've seen

00:48:49.660 so far is like on some like

00:48:51.740 and you could clip this put in your

00:48:53.640 vlog if you want every gift I've seen or been a part

00:48:55.780 of is on some like yo this is gonna change 0.98

00:48:57.520 Logan's life type shit like these are like 0.96

00:48:59.600 the kind of gifts that are gonna make you like well up a little bit 0.99

00:49:01.580 on your vlog

00:49:02.120 I'm dead serious you're gonna look at your friends

00:49:05.160 in quarantine and be like yo these are my 1.00

00:49:07.640 this is my fucking family bro 1.00

00:49:09.460 like these people fucking love me dude 1.00

00:49:11.320 is it a foster kid 1.00

00:49:12.200 fuck 1.00

00:49:13.740 who told it 1.00

00:49:14.420 is it

00:49:15.940 is it Milton

00:49:16.620 it's Milton

00:49:17.440 Milton's my foster kid

00:49:18.400 he's your new child

00:49:19.160 can you imagine

00:49:19.920 he went from your

00:49:21.280 semi grandpa

00:49:21.980 to now your foster child

00:49:23.160 dude dude

00:49:23.860 Milton told me today

00:49:24.700 that he was a foster kid

00:49:25.700 really

00:49:26.140 which makes me

00:49:26.740 which makes me

00:49:27.300 want to get a foster kid

00:49:28.200 even more

00:49:28.540 look how great

00:49:29.060 they turn out

00:49:29.720 yeah he is great

00:49:30.460 that's why he's so great

00:49:31.500 also while you're there

00:49:33.240 can you give a swivel

00:49:33.880 to our carpet 0.98

00:49:34.560 oh your little thing 0.99

00:49:35.580 came out

00:49:36.040 can he swivel again

00:49:38.760 say what you said

00:49:39.920 one more time

00:49:40.340 he's a foster kid

00:49:41.140 are we still alive

00:49:41.660 no i was gonna say the carpet we got the carpet replaced the one that we ripped out and said

00:49:46.660 send nudes it's an ugly charcoal color i hate it danny likes it milton likes it it's cozy

00:49:52.940 david does not like it seems it seems to be pretty split man i'm more on this uh

00:49:57.480 bright blue vibe but whatever you can't change it now here we are back on impulsive the number

00:50:02.060 podcast in the world also i want you guys to take a survey i got a uh i got a thing here that danny

00:50:07.180 sent me all right i'm gonna read this my producer sent it to me we want to create the best overall

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00:50:19.000 about you the listener we are asking our listeners to complete a short survey that takes less than

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00:50:34.940 survey participants each month will be entered to win a hundred dollar amazon gift certificate

00:50:39.360 with a new winner each month again that's podcast the podcast survey.com slash logan for the quick

00:50:44.360 survey to help the show thank you guys for listening the link for that is in the description

00:50:47.640 but if you have if you have five minutes please do it because it'll help uh uh us understand you

00:50:52.480 more and make more money so i need i i need to pay my employees and i would appreciate if you 0.98

00:50:58.300 help me do that thank you for coming to my ted talk damn this is a dope ass sir oh you're looking 0.96

00:51:03.720 at right now why don't you read some of the questions man dude how likely are you to recommend 0.97

00:51:08.340 some of this podcast do we want to know these answers oh yeah how long have you been listening

00:51:11.900 to impulsive bro we got the best fan base in the world they're very serious bro they're so strong

00:51:17.000 they love this show so much and honestly yo it's crazy because like when i see when i see people in

00:51:21.560 the street and they and they say uh like i love obviously like yo love the vlogs and they'll give

00:51:26.140 like specific references to something that fun that happened that was funny but when people say

00:51:29.880 they listen to the podcast it's different yeah it's it's it's it's almost like i i really

00:51:35.620 do appreciate that people are willing to give us this much time of their lives like time is so

00:51:40.880 precious what is your job time is everything what is your job title is one of them executive how

00:51:46.820 many executive c-level employees do you think are listening you'll find out i hope i hope a lot and

00:51:52.320 by the way if you're not why don't you put that the advertisers will like the executive

00:51:56.060 You're listening to our podcast. 1.00

00:51:57.720 Shout out to all the big boss-ass motherfuckers out there 1.00

00:52:00.420 listening to Impulsive right now. 1.00

00:52:01.800 CEO, CFO, COOs.

00:52:03.980 Do you think if Jeff Bezos did it,

00:52:05.240 he would still want the $100 Amazon gift card?

00:52:07.820 Hell yeah, bro.

00:52:08.880 Can you imagine Jeff Bezos listening to our podcast?

00:52:11.740 How often do you go to the movies is one of the questions.

00:52:14.560 I have a full entire vlog that I need to shoot after this is done.

00:52:18.280 Well, too bad because this show ain't going to end anytime soon.

00:52:20.400 On to the next topic.

00:52:22.080 Have you...

00:52:22.720 Sorry.

00:52:23.020 No, I was just kidding.

00:52:24.220 I got nothing.

00:52:24.740 Are you trying to shut it down?

00:52:25.880 No, I don't know.

00:52:26.980 Yeah, but we create.

00:52:28.160 So, like, he wants to shoot.

00:52:29.060 I literally need to shoot for the rest of the...

00:52:30.800 Like, as soon as this ends, we need to pick up the vlog camera and just, like, bang out an entire vlog.

00:52:35.440 Sorry, boys.

00:52:36.360 And also, I can't do anything that physical because I really, really fucked up my ankle making a TikTok. 0.97

00:52:43.140 And a dumb TikTok, too. 0.97

00:52:45.160 At what point is his app just dangerous? 0.99

00:52:47.440 Oh, it is.

00:52:48.280 Ruining lives. 0.98

00:52:49.800 Ruining ankles.

00:52:51.200 I tried doing my first ever, like, real TikTok the other day.

00:52:54.320 I told you about it

00:52:55.760 I guess you don't know

00:52:56.460 The one where you like 1.00

00:52:57.460 Just yell fuck 1.00

00:52:58.600 And then you walk 1.00

00:52:59.600 Into a bathroom

00:53:00.200 Slam the door 1.00

00:53:01.120 And it plays that Drake shit 0.99

00:53:02.100 That's like I'm upset 0.99

00:53:03.100 50,000

00:53:04.360 I'm on

00:53:04.700 And I tried making it dude

00:53:06.980 Like a viral TikTok

00:53:07.760 And I failed man

00:53:08.900 Bad 1.00

00:53:09.380 That shit sucks 1.00

00:53:10.280 It's not for everyone 1.00

00:53:10.920 It's not for everyone

00:53:12.120 He's got a lot of practice

00:53:13.200 That whole Vine craze

00:53:14.480 You should have seen him

00:53:15.000 At the ranch

00:53:15.440 He took

00:53:15.880 What

00:53:16.520 50 tries

00:53:17.560 At sprinting

00:53:18.800 To kick his phone

00:53:20.100 Like long distance sprint

00:53:22.460 Just insane

00:53:24.280 amount of tries to get this and then he didn't even use it yeah i'm not i'm not gonna i'm not

00:53:27.540 gonna think about if you had ridiculous if you would use that time to make your boat more

00:53:32.600 aerodynamic no you would have would not matter max boat was strong really you will not beat me

00:53:38.000 in a creative inventive challenge he keeps saying that especially because he before he did the la

00:53:42.940 thing he was on an island next to water and so he just he's like one with the the i'm just an

00:53:48.120 inventor just wait till you guys see all of my beautiful inventions that will come to this planet

00:53:51.380 but that boat was probably my favorite one I'll ever make.

00:53:54.680 If you ain't making an upgrade from the wheel, honestly, I don't care.

00:53:58.760 I have a song.

00:53:59.520 If you can replace the wheel.

00:54:00.520 I have a song I made in Tahoe called Reinventing the Wheel,

00:54:03.080 so be on the lookout for that.

00:54:04.060 Can someone do that?

00:54:05.300 I think it's time.

00:54:06.160 Anyways, what were you saying?

00:54:07.060 I was just going to say he looks like he could work at a boatyard.

00:54:10.440 That might be true, too.

00:54:11.940 If you put some Carhartt on him and a pair of boots, bro,

00:54:14.640 and I'll give him a little brown paper bag lunch with a peanut butter and jelly

00:54:17.840 and an apple in it and a note from his wife that says,

00:54:19.780 when you come home later 1.00

00:54:21.080 I'm gonna fuck you 1.00

00:54:21.660 like I did at Plymouth Rock 1.00

00:54:22.740 like he looks like that

00:54:24.300 I'm down

00:54:24.500 Carter if you're listening

00:54:25.340 send me clothes

00:54:26.020 send me clothes 0.99

00:54:27.480 no this TikTok shit 0.99

00:54:28.380 is almost cheating 1.00

00:54:29.000 for all the Viners 1.00

00:54:30.160 all the 1.00

00:54:31.120 you know what to do

00:54:31.980 bro batch two

00:54:32.800 this man's hilarious

00:54:35.080 on there

00:54:35.740 it's just like

00:54:36.200 we've done it before

00:54:36.940 and I had

00:54:37.440 I had one of my friends

00:54:39.200 who was a girl

00:54:39.840 her roommate asked her

00:54:41.300 she's like yo

00:54:41.760 why is Logan so good at TikTok

00:54:43.080 and she was like

00:54:43.500 yo he did Vine

00:54:44.400 like it's quite literally

00:54:45.160 all I know

00:54:45.680 short little comedian bits

00:54:47.180 and you have 2.5 times

00:54:48.460 the amount of time

00:54:49.220 To add to your videos

00:54:51.580 You can go up to 60 seconds on TikTok

00:54:53.600 The big one right now is Friendly Neighborhood Evan

00:54:55.800 He loves TikTok bro

00:54:58.240 Yo honestly

00:54:59.280 Thank you TikTok

00:55:02.720 Thank you TikTok

00:55:04.260 For the first time

00:55:05.800 You gave our good friend 0.99

00:55:08.840 Evan Eckenrode a new lease on fucking life 0.99

00:55:11.080 TikTok 0.99

00:55:11.380 He loves TikTok

00:55:12.800 All he does all day is make TikToks

00:55:14.480 And he runs downstairs all happy and she comes up to me

00:55:17.000 He's like yo did you see this TikTok I made

00:55:18.820 and I watch it

00:55:19.780 and I'm like 0.99

00:55:20.100 that's fucking great 0.97

00:55:21.320 it's awesome 0.98

00:55:21.880 it's awesome

00:55:22.560 he's good

00:55:23.020 he's amazing

00:55:23.840 he was a viner too

00:55:24.840 yeah

00:55:25.680 don't forget

00:55:26.360 he's literally built for 1.00

00:55:27.520 fuck 1.00

00:55:28.100 success 1.00

00:55:29.500 no

00:55:29.980 this has

00:55:30.660 this has

00:55:31.540 no

00:55:33.700 ties

00:55:34.620 to his stature

00:55:35.580 he's literally built

00:55:36.860 for short form comedy

00:55:37.940 and I

00:55:39.180 I preface that

00:55:39.900 because I

00:55:40.680 totally

00:55:40.980 like

00:55:41.180 take that

00:55:42.520 literally for what it means

00:55:43.560 he's

00:55:43.860 he's so funny

00:55:45.160 and he's so good

00:55:46.100 at short form comedy

00:55:47.340 that he pops off

00:55:48.720 on TikTok.

00:55:49.360 He just hit a million followers, dude.

00:55:51.260 Evan, we love you.

00:55:52.000 I mean, I can probably

00:55:52.460 just tell you this.

00:55:53.180 You're literally above me now.

00:55:54.200 If you yell it,

00:55:54.960 maybe you'll hear it.

00:55:55.540 Hey, Evan!

00:55:57.340 Yo, Evan, we love you.

00:56:00.640 He's calling me.

00:56:04.040 He hurt.

00:56:04.820 He hurt.

00:56:05.380 How long have we been 1.00

00:56:06.020 doing this bullshit? 1.00

00:56:07.880 An hour. 1.00

00:56:08.880 All right, we'll cut to shit. 1.00

00:56:10.140 Hey, guys, that's all we got. 0.99

00:56:11.840 Hit that subscribe button.

00:56:13.460 Answer that survey for us.

00:56:14.640 Again, link is in the description.

00:56:15.680 Let us know what you thought

00:56:16.260 of the episode.

00:56:16.720 Let us know what you want

00:56:17.180 to talk about.

00:56:17.800 we're trying to get guests on

00:56:20.040 but they either won't come on

00:56:21.980 because of the fear of the virus

00:56:23.400 which we totally get

00:56:24.180 and although we've been very safe

00:56:26.360 and quarantined

00:56:27.200 we're not sure even we can trust people

00:56:29.020 and then two

00:56:29.680 some of them are concerned

00:56:31.240 about setting a bad example

00:56:32.340 of mixing groups during this time

00:56:34.440 which is also

00:56:34.980 it's both very warranted

00:56:36.900 reasonable responses

00:56:37.880 but I just know that we're attempting

00:56:39.580 to get interesting guests on

00:56:41.320 and FaceTime just ain't really getting it done

00:56:43.040 it's just not the same

00:56:44.140 it's so wack

00:56:45.500 the one thing I will say though

00:56:46.780 is if you're

00:56:47.660 I don't know if you agree with this, but if you're watching this, maybe drop some topics below that you want us to dive into.

00:56:53.820 Seriously, ask those questions.

00:56:54.960 Clock in your daily life if you're like, yo, I'm wondering how I can do my job more efficiently and this is a current problem.

00:57:02.900 Literally anything.

00:57:03.740 I want to start vlogging.

00:57:04.940 How did you guys get confident?

00:57:06.260 Yeah, drop some topics below.

00:57:07.840 Let us work on your problems.

00:57:09.320 We're here for you. 0.99

00:57:10.620 We fucking love you. 0.95

00:57:12.780 Thank you for watching. 0.98

00:57:13.740 We'll see you next time.

00:57:14.800 Peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - March 31, 2020

E171 Quarantine Sex, Hype House Drama, Drake's Baby - IMPAULSIVE EP. 171

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