Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 02, 2020


E172 The Logan Paul Interview - IMPAULSIVE EP. 172

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1 hour and 23 minutes

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00:02:02.760 make the joke all the time like yo i'm starting to realize this age thing doesn't stop um when i
00:02:07.500 turned 23 i was it was the first birthday i wasn't excited to age because i was like whoa 0.92
00:02:11.380 this shit ain't fun anymore like being a kid and not really having to be responsible is fun and now 0.98
00:02:16.580 this shit is not stopping and as far as mortality goes um i'm not afraid of death i'm not afraid of 0.99
00:02:23.180 dying but i love life so much that i prefer to be here as long as fucking possible also i have a 0.99
00:02:27.800 very real fear that i will say now i think there's only one way to start this show and that's by 0.97
00:02:40.580 saying happy birthday paul wow oh guys come on stop no please stop actually it's it's a demand
00:02:49.740 and welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world it is it's true it's my
00:02:55.980 birthday i'm 25 years old april fool's day uh really fitting it's not a coincidence i was born
00:03:01.880 on april fool's day 3 10 a.m mount cedar sinai in cleveland ohio i don't even know if that's true 0.94
00:03:08.120 but it was in cleveland um i was a c-section sorry ma but uh you're welcome mom's vagina 0.95
00:03:15.140 let's go the pristine quality that uh is pam's pooter yep uh well said mike and so here we are 0.97
00:03:24.600 gotta say i am fucking uneasy i am i am i move different on this day anxious yes so anxious i 0.63
00:03:32.660 don't have anxiety and i i've said it on this podcast before i'm i'm blessed that i like in 0.96
00:03:36.960 general don't suffer from anxiety april fool's day every fucking year i get anxiety well let's 0.84
00:03:42.120 get right into it you don't like your birthday let's let's talk about it yeah sure no it's just 0.97
00:03:46.320 um i mean we've said it before it i sort of feel like it's a this is a hot take and a lot of people
00:03:52.280 are going to disagree and please comment below because i i do feel like i need a mental shift
00:03:56.940 in how i view birthdays but to me it's a bit of a participation award i did not do anything
00:04:03.460 to be born on this day there is no it's a celebration of life i get it yeah but it is
00:04:09.820 is this is it slightly undeserved like i mean your cells put themselves together for like nine
00:04:14.240 months before you made it to the world so i mean you kind of did something i swam into an egg dude 0.99
00:04:19.220 like and also like i didn't even know what i was doing you want i want fuck all those other 1.00
00:04:23.580 billions of bitches by the way beat their ass but yeah i don't know i i get it for my birthday this 1.00
00:04:28.400 like this day is exciting uh or sorry i get it for my parents this day is exciting for my parents 1.00
00:04:32.420 but i just can't really get behind it especially because like anecdotally bro every fucking day 0.78
00:04:38.820 i'm i'm grateful for my friends and the people around me i feel blessed i i really do feel your 0.73
00:04:45.820 guys's love the audience's love um and their positive energy being sent at me so the one day
00:04:51.820 where i kind of just kind of just want to be left alone and have to myself because on every other
00:04:56.960 day i feel like it's my birthday i don't know so would you say like the biggest so would you say
00:05:02.140 like the biggest gift that you really want is a little bit of peace of mind some some relaxation
00:05:07.100 some quiet on your birthday yeah this is i i tend to isolate myself on my birthday this is and even
00:05:12.360 though we are quite literally in isolation i think i'm less isolated than i was last year 0.64
00:05:16.220 like ever since fucking jake pranked me with the lamborghini dude and even before that because so 0.97
00:05:22.080 my birthday april fool's day it's it's a day for pranks and shit up until i was 12 years old 0.98
00:05:27.540 i was the one doing the pranks i was like once i learned the concept of pranks in april fool's i 0.99
00:05:33.080 was like this is awesome i'm gonna embrace this i'm gonna fuck with all my friends it'll be my 0.94
00:05:36.260 day no one's gonna mess with me and then eventually i i got bored of pranks and i didn't 0.99
00:05:41.020 want to do anymore and then everyone started fucking with me and every all the fingers were 0.89
00:05:45.160 pointed at me and everyone's looking at me and now i'm terrified and after my brother dude my 0.87
00:05:49.500 brother gifted me with a lamborghini on my 22nd birthday he looked me in the eyes seven times
00:05:54.060 told me it wasn't a joke i said jake this is the greatest day of my life and i started crying tears 0.98
00:05:59.440 of happiness and then some fucking guy came up to me and said hey can i get the keys to my car back 0.98
00:06:04.080 I was like what 0.99
00:06:04.940 And it was a joke
00:06:06.360 It stabbed me in the heart 1.00
00:06:07.920 With a fucking ice pick 1.00
00:06:09.200 So I'm not interested 0.99
00:06:10.220 In any of this 0.56
00:06:11.200 Foo-foo play anymore
00:06:11.960 You guys know 1.00
00:06:12.560 Don't fuck with me 1.00
00:06:13.540 Other people have ruined 1.00
00:06:14.460 Your birthday basically
00:06:15.280 Is what you're saying
00:06:15.880 Yeah man
00:06:18.760 We talked about this
00:06:20.620 Take last night
00:06:21.400 It is quite a hot take
00:06:23.000 And I brought up
00:06:23.700 The flip side of it
00:06:25.600 I just think about
00:06:27.380 Those people out there
00:06:28.660 That are just
00:06:29.180 Alone dude
00:06:30.420 Just like sad and alone
00:06:31.200 I know he's not complaining
00:06:32.220 And I know he's not thankful
00:06:33.260 And he stated that he's thankful every day of the year for us. 1.00
00:06:36.520 But, man, my thought on it is just eat the fucking cake, bro. 1.00
00:06:40.360 Blow the candles out. 1.00
00:06:41.600 Do a couple smiles.
00:06:42.420 Because, by the way, I hate to say it because it's the flip of what it's supposed to be.
00:06:46.440 But a lot of people get a lot of joy out of celebrating your birthday with you.
00:06:49.920 Your fans watching this show.
00:06:51.580 Your mom and dad.
00:06:52.700 Your boys.
00:06:53.540 We love to see you happy.
00:06:54.880 We love to see you wake up smiling like, yo, today's my special day.
00:06:57.840 Even though I truly know that you would like to run away.
00:07:01.360 I mean, what do you say?
00:07:02.320 We should head down to the bay,
00:07:03.480 eat some hay.
00:07:04.360 Nice rhymes.
00:07:05.060 We just met.
00:07:05.560 Way to keep it going.
00:07:06.480 No, yeah.
00:07:07.040 I just feel like there's so much pressure put on me
00:07:09.060 because people are telling me
00:07:10.120 how I should feel about my birthday.
00:07:11.740 And then so I try to act like that
00:07:13.060 and I hold it to a really high standard.
00:07:14.820 And then there's miscommunications. 0.99
00:07:17.500 There's expectation management that's fucked up. 0.98
00:07:19.980 And I don't know. 0.92
00:07:20.680 Just like my thoughts and my feelings about this day 0.98
00:07:23.020 just tend to always wind into shit. 0.97
00:07:24.800 So we're halfway through the day 0.99
00:07:26.040 and it's going good so far.
00:07:27.120 I woke up this morning.
00:07:28.200 I was very happy with everything.
00:07:30.500 Like the sun was shining nice.
00:07:32.200 You talk about your birthday
00:07:34.520 the same way I talk about
00:07:35.740 getting into new relationships.
00:07:37.320 I go over every intricate detail.
00:07:39.160 I'm like, what if she does it? 1.00
00:07:41.240 Like I said, eat the fucking cake. 1.00
00:07:43.140 Bro, I came downstairs this morning. 1.00
00:07:44.860 No one was there.
00:07:45.740 And this is me walking down the stairs.
00:07:47.320 I was like this.
00:07:51.340 Chef KD, man, eye contact with me. 0.99
00:07:52.680 I go, don't fucking look at me. 0.99
00:07:54.520 That's so weird. 1.00
00:07:55.320 I go, don't fucking touch me. 0.99
00:07:56.580 Danny popped out. 0.99
00:07:57.180 I was like, hi, Danny.
00:07:58.560 Gone, disappeared in the night.
00:07:59.720 Threw a smoke bomb.
00:08:00.540 I don't want to be seen today, boys.
00:08:02.060 I'm invisible.
00:08:02.700 I'm a ghost.
00:08:03.420 I think people at home can relate to this a little bit because everybody knows there's
00:08:06.800 no one thing in the entire world as awkward as having happy birthday sung to you.
00:08:12.260 It's, it is the most awkward thing in the entire world.
00:08:15.340 People talk about speaking.
00:08:16.400 Why are we still doing that?
00:08:17.760 Out of all the things, like it's 2020. 1.00
00:08:19.420 Can we cut this shit? 1.00
00:08:20.300 Do you think it's a form of torture? 1.00
00:08:21.820 I think for sure.
00:08:23.780 It's more like water droplets. 1.00
00:08:25.360 You know how they drop water like the Chinese do that. 1.00
00:08:28.300 It's like that. 1.00
00:08:29.420 Dude, there's not a new song.
00:08:30.400 no one can come up
00:08:31.100 with a new song
00:08:31.680 for happy birthday
00:08:32.200 that's like cool hip
00:08:33.000 and pop
00:08:33.380 and like
00:08:33.680 well they remix
00:08:35.000 their happy birthday
00:08:36.440 to ya
00:08:37.700 also if you go
00:08:39.020 to like a Spanish restaurant
00:08:40.020 they'll have their own
00:08:41.020 valuis cumpleaños
00:08:42.620 Italian
00:08:43.400 any ethnic
00:08:44.940 or cultured restaurant
00:08:45.860 has a bit of a swing on it
00:08:47.400 maybe we should steal
00:08:48.060 a different cultures 0.99
00:08:48.740 like we do with everything else
00:08:49.620 shout out America
00:08:50.200 what's wrong with us
00:08:52.080 it's not great
00:08:52.940 should we bring on the guest
00:08:54.220 yeah let's do that
00:08:55.260 dude
00:08:55.420 cause I'll be honest with you
00:08:56.480 today's 0.99
00:08:57.040 today's a fucking episode 0.99
00:08:58.520 very special episode 0.98
00:08:59.880 and it's cool
00:09:00.780 it's fun
00:09:01.120 it's nice
00:09:01.460 so without further ado
00:09:03.060 I think we're gonna go ahead
00:09:03.900 and bring on the guests
00:09:05.000 you're gonna go get them
00:09:05.600 hey I'm actually back
00:09:07.120 so before we bring the guests on
00:09:08.420 I got a happy birthday
00:09:09.880 from Fashion Nova
00:09:11.100 guys
00:09:11.440 this is so sweet
00:09:12.220 they said
00:09:13.400 Logan you are a rocket ship
00:09:14.600 and we couldn't be prouder
00:09:15.500 to work with you
00:09:16.140 keep knocking them out
00:09:17.060 in and out of the ring
00:09:18.020 your friends and family
00:09:19.020 at Fashion Nova
00:09:19.780 thank you guys
00:09:21.280 I love Fashion Nova
00:09:22.500 you guys know
00:09:22.880 they sponsor a lot of our stuff
00:09:23.860 they sponsor my fight
00:09:24.640 they sponsor the Challenger Games
00:09:25.680 and we're very good friends
00:09:26.460 with Rich from Fashion Nova
00:09:27.640 their product is also amazing
00:09:29.200 So if you have not checked out Fashion Nova stuff, make sure to go to Fashion Nova men or if you're a woman, Fashion Nova women, Fashion Nova men dot com. 0.99
00:09:37.360 Fuck. Thank you, guys, man. I'm not good at like receiving. 0.99
00:09:40.080 So I appreciate everything you've done for me.
00:09:42.300 And hopefully we can continue to build and foster this relationship between Fashion Nova and Team Maverick.
00:09:47.120 All right. Let's bring on the guest.
00:09:49.220 Today's guest is a special one.
00:09:51.440 He's one of the most infamous influencers in the world.
00:09:54.360 He commands an audience of over 20 million on YouTube and makes global waves through his content and moreover, his controversy.
00:10:02.100 Here to talk about how he got his start, how he talks to girls, and if he truly would swing for Pete Davidson.
00:10:08.360 Ladies and gentlemen, it's our fearless leader, Logan Paul!
00:10:14.760 Welcome to the show, Mr. Paul. Good to see you.
00:10:18.620 Oh, he's on the desk. He's standing on the desk.
00:10:23.040 Hi, everyone.
00:10:24.360 nice wow we've never had a uh we have steve o if you guys remember did a backflip 0.93
00:10:32.220 in front of the desk welcome to the show mr hey i'm coming back you're fucking better dude 0.63
00:10:38.400 don't leave me over here yeah guys we figured uh we figured i'd be the guest 0.91
00:10:43.300 because it's my birthday and i got i i have some knowledge up here that i would like to uh 0.97
00:10:48.780 like to drop all right we know what you're thinking let's turn this shit off before it
00:10:52.680 start don't do it give it a chance now i'm gonna try to make this super uh entertaining and 0.94
00:10:58.540 valuable and hopefully it takes a handful of nuggets that i've been collecting throughout my
00:11:03.740 years my successes and failures which um fortunately and unfortunately have been
00:11:09.040 massive swings on both sides like there's no in between for me it's either massive great success
00:11:14.660 massive great failure and i've learned a lot because of it shaped me to the person who i am
00:11:18.560 today which i'm very happy with very content with myself and so hopefully i can drop some bits of
00:11:22.320 knowledge i called it after you no i just this morning i called it a range of anywhere from
00:11:30.100 inescapable controversy and tragedy to pure elation yep what would you say that that range
00:11:38.560 has done for you as a person living in both of those polar opposites it's um it's fascinating
00:11:44.040 i think i think the further you can get on both ends of the spectrum is the only way you're really
00:11:50.660 going to make those massive character shifts and and those are the things that are going to shape
00:11:54.780 who you are like i've always said like trauma creates success it can break many people but
00:12:00.800 also it can make many people like trauma especially like childhood trauma and even like young adult
00:12:05.600 trauma can can can can shape who you are and change who you are for the better and it did for
00:12:10.200 me and since i was on the the way up and up and on the way bottom bottom i've seen both sides and
00:12:17.100 Now I can move with grace and humility and an energy of of complacency while still being hungry and comfortable with myself.
00:12:28.180 I was there for those dark times.
00:12:30.720 I added you into the acknowledgments in my book to Logan Paul.
00:12:33.760 Thank you for your trust, your confidence in me during your own dark times, forged our camaraderie and steel.
00:12:38.060 You are the brother I never had.
00:12:40.420 That is my my acknowledgement in the fifth vital. 0.98
00:12:42.780 Do you feel like going through trauma has made you more relatable for people like me or for anybody else out there who's been through shit?
00:12:52.040 Does it make you a more relatable person, more empathetic or allows people to empathize with you? 0.90
00:12:55.860 For sure.
00:12:56.400 I mean, yeah, that's definitely one way to put it. 0.99
00:12:59.900 All of my negative shit was a blessing for so many reasons. 0.82
00:13:03.160 But even when I look back at my old content, you could see me becoming less and less relatable, less and less realistic and authentic as a human. 0.97
00:13:13.180 Like even now, bro, I don't wear jewelry like I used to.
00:13:16.800 The most you'll see me out at a club, I'll have my favorite Rolex on, the only one I have, two rings, and a little gold chain. 0.95
00:13:25.520 And back in the day, the idea was just flex, show people how great I am, be a cocky, confident, arrogant, loud, boisterous prick, and draw attention.
00:13:36.660 It was like shock value was the way to break into the homes of millions of people through the internet. 0.91
00:13:42.940 So you broke into homes.
00:13:44.820 It's a committed robbery.
00:13:46.500 Is that how you got the rings?
00:13:47.860 Oh, I didn't pay for any of those.
00:13:49.520 No, that's a crime.
00:13:50.740 You were a cartoon character at one point.
00:13:54.260 Would you say that?
00:13:54.820 uh yeah for sure bro both jake and i were there's not are you kidding me there's no no such thing 0.97
00:14:00.760 as a more quintessential villain than the fucking 2017 paul brothers like what what were we doing 0.84
00:14:06.580 but i have an answer because i think about this a lot and especially with these new uh tiktok kids 0.96
00:14:12.200 coming up and just anyone who's young on the internet i think hot take here we go i think
00:14:18.460 the internet i think social media is keeping people younger longer i think kids are staying
00:14:26.760 kids for a longer amount of time than they were we aren't necessarily rushing to get married and
00:14:33.180 have kids like our parents were and especially not like our parents parents were my grandpa
00:14:38.340 texted me today he said that was interesting i'm not gonna read this text although i should
00:14:43.700 um he texted me he said he was having his second son by 25 my mom was getting married at 25 yeah
00:14:50.880 i am nowhere near either of those i think the advent of social media has made kids ironically
00:14:59.120 maybe slow down a bit and realize there's more to life and there might be more to your objectives
00:15:04.080 and your goals than just starting a family like what do you want to do what do you want to create
00:15:08.840 for yourself i think there's two i think there's two parts of it as well and that's absolutely
00:15:12.360 right i think i think social media showcases and elevates the single life the trips to abiza
00:15:19.700 like the the going out to the club like all your most all your favorite you know culture and
00:15:25.000 trendsetters are doing those types of things yeah there's a bunch of family channels as well but for
00:15:28.800 the most part it's this very lavish luxurious single life that everyone's looking at online
00:15:33.460 on social media the other thing that's keeping people young is in that same vein social media
00:15:39.580 allows older people to stay connected to the culture because social media is the culture
00:15:44.580 in every way, shape and form.
00:15:46.720 And so back in the day where when you turn 40 years old, you weren't seeing the same
00:15:51.180 things that 20 year olds were seeing because you were watching the news, you're watching
00:15:54.280 CNN.
00:15:55.040 Now any 40 year old can be on Complex and looking at what's going on on Complex.
00:15:59.660 Oh, a new Yeezy album dropped. 1.00
00:16:00.980 I'm 40, but I fuck with it. 0.99
00:16:02.500 That's how, that's one of the things that keeps me young to be honest with you. 0.99
00:16:05.380 And you're really savvy for your age.
00:16:07.220 You're also a millennial.
00:16:08.220 i you're on the just made yeah you're on the front end of it but you are still very uh technology
00:16:14.100 savvy i also think the uncertainty that um pretty much pretty much defined a lot of the older
00:16:22.560 generations back in the day was a reason they maybe felt like they had to get married because
00:16:27.540 that was the standard that was what their parents told them to do now with social media
00:16:31.660 there's always like a better or what appears to be there might be a better option out there again
00:16:36.900 people aren't rushing to to do what their parents told them to do because now they can see the world
00:16:44.260 through their computer screen through their phone imagine this right imagine there's 50 people in a
00:16:49.540 room boys and girls and that's it for the rest of your life you're trapped with those 50 people
00:16:54.660 you'll probably force yourself to like one of them or or and find find a mate a partner now imagine
00:17:00.860 there's a thousand people in that room i don't know if you're going to settle as quickly i don't
00:17:04.460 know if you're gonna be as as uh hasty to try to connect with a mate yeah because there's options 0.96
00:17:09.860 now you got fucking that's the word that's the word it's it's it's options options options on 0.93
00:17:15.420 partners options on relationships options on career options and happiness ever you could do 0.99
00:17:20.180 anything you could do anything you can't you can even do that online you can do whatever you want
00:17:30.340 The biggest thing you said, though, is in my eyes is the career thing.
00:17:34.220 And I wish I said this sooner, too.
00:17:36.120 For the generations before us, by the age of 25, our grandparents and their parents before them had a set job that they'd already been working for years and years and years and years.
00:17:46.220 And they were very secure.
00:17:47.540 At 25 years old nowadays, people are looking at their third career choice.
00:17:53.180 They're looking into digital entrepreneurship.
00:17:54.700 They're looking at all these different ways to make money and expand their horizons when it comes to careers.
00:18:01.400 And so if you follow this linear chart of what people do in life, generally they set themselves up for some sort of long-term financial security and then find a partner.
00:18:09.400 But since people aren't finding that long-term security and financial freedom, not to take a playbook out of Mr. JP, but since they're not finding that as early, that's taking longer.
00:18:20.940 They're exploring their horizons longer and longer until they're in their 30s and 40s.
00:18:24.560 And then they say, you know what?
00:18:25.420 Now I'm set.
00:18:26.600 Now I'm going to wife up, whatever.
00:18:28.180 I wonder if that has anything to do with college and going into debt from all that stuff.
00:18:32.520 This is a very Spencer thing to say right now.
00:18:34.400 But people getting out of college at 21, 22, and you got four years of debt, however much debt you have to pay off, you're definitely not set up.
00:18:41.320 And then by that time, you're 25, and you're like, well, I still got a lot more to do. 0.91
00:18:45.300 i think this i think i saw a tweet uh i think this corona shit may have a massive impact on 0.71
00:18:50.300 on the idea of college yeah and and the uh curriculum there because bro our kids really 0.97
00:18:57.100 still paying 80 000 a year to be on a fucking zoom call it's crazy are you kidding me why have 0.93
00:19:06.040 we not like it sucks because it's the standard set in place and it you know in many ways just 0.99
00:19:11.800 like this quarantine you're sort of society tells you you're you're trapped and that's the path you
00:19:17.060 have to follow and if you if you feel like you want to move out to la and become an artist of
00:19:21.360 some kind there's a sense of uh there's a sense of inadequacy because you're not doing the thing
00:19:28.400 that has been done is the model for generations before us like for the centuries and so um yeah 0.96
00:19:36.180 i hope me i hope out of many things i think are going to come from the self-isolation shit 0.93
00:19:40.500 people will get a new outlook on 0.96
00:19:42.500 school and education.
00:19:45.640 Do you remember when parents
00:19:47.600 used to run into other parents at like
00:19:49.480 the grocery store and like,
00:19:51.400 I haven't seen you in 10 years.
00:19:53.180 The first question was always, where did Johnny end up
00:19:55.560 going to school? That was the big question
00:19:57.600 and the most proud moment of a parent's life 1.00
00:19:59.540 was to say, my kid graduated from fucking 1.00
00:20:01.500 Columbia. My kid went to 1.00
00:20:03.640 Columbia. Yeah, he
00:20:05.540 didn't go to school. He's out in LA
00:20:07.500 doing music and then
00:20:09.660 you know like little does the person think that the kid can become a post malone or like a chance
00:20:14.540 or any any artist like it the chances are low and it's it's unfortunate that less and less kids are
00:20:21.080 chasing their dreams because their parents and their elders and older siblings like tell them
00:20:24.980 to i have some questions for you on that um you were kind of that guy that moved out to la
00:20:30.960 sort of though you took a chance you already had you still took a chance sort of bro when did you
00:20:37.540 realized this was going to work for you halfway through my first year of college actually when i
00:20:43.520 when i when i met him um you're pointing at my manager my manager jeff is over there so yeah
00:20:49.840 if you want to come on yeah here he comes we know jeff wants to come on so so since i was a kid i
00:20:55.060 wanted to be an actor i wanted to or do something artistic bro i was i was writing books when i was
00:21:00.940 there i was shooting i was i was i never did theater class because like i'm just gonna say
00:21:05.560 theater kids at my school
00:21:06.960 and it was kind of dweebs
00:21:08.080 and I didn't want to be made fun of
00:21:09.360 but I was like
00:21:09.780 I was self-conscious
00:21:10.980 that the football team
00:21:12.320 bro
00:21:12.740 but also
00:21:13.860 that says something about
00:21:16.040 my
00:21:16.700 lack of confidence
00:21:18.600 and my character
00:21:19.820 like I was not a confident kid
00:21:21.040 in high school
00:21:21.500 I was like outgoing and stuff
00:21:23.040 but I was
00:21:23.540 I was shy because of my acne
00:21:25.080 I was shy because
00:21:26.020 up until sophomore year
00:21:27.700 I was the smallest one
00:21:28.540 in our friend group
00:21:29.240 true
00:21:29.480 he was very small
00:21:30.340 Sean Turk called me shrimp 0.99
00:21:31.560 Sean fucking Turk 0.99
00:21:32.720 called me shrimp bro 0.99
00:21:33.620 he nicknamed me that
00:21:34.520 because I was small
00:21:35.180 and so i was not like the most confident kid and the last thing i wanted to do was
00:21:39.040 be an artist because i thought it was like uh insert adjective here but it just wasn't my thing
00:21:45.560 so halfway through when i had a case study halfway through college my case study was that
00:21:50.080 wow people really like me on this on this vine thing then i realized okay i think it's time to
00:21:56.020 optimize and uh hold on this kind of i think it's time to optimize and do the best i can to to make
00:22:01.300 a to make a really exciting life for myself and then i met manager jeff and shadow manager jeff
00:22:05.760 it's interesting you say that point because in the u.s the jock is the cool guy in school right
00:22:12.800 so like you don't find somebody who's interested in being in acting but also looks the part of a
00:22:19.140 jock is that changing no it is but before it changed it was always the uk and australia
00:22:27.840 because it's okay to be a thespian there right that was cool for sure like that was like yeah
00:22:32.580 so you see people who are the leading males usually coming from australia and coming from
00:22:38.240 the uk so when i saw him and it was like whoa this is like midwest blonde hair blue eyes axe
00:22:45.360 smart sports like you know what's fascinating to me though you knew you had we're good you knew
00:22:50.760 you said you had yourself a money bag 100 knew that this was going to be a rocket right i gotta
00:22:57.240 to ask i gotta ask how because i look at some of my old vines and while they were like good
00:23:02.680 it was hard to project the future beyond vine for you because you never had done it never had seen
00:23:10.300 it yeah but for me being in the entertainment industry and seeing it before it was like okay
00:23:14.700 here's the next one this just happens to be it i see been in digital since 2012 what were your
00:23:22.740 biggest obstacles as you started like i know there's probably some people watching the show
00:23:28.240 right now that either don't have a vlogging setup they feel anxiety when they sit down and look into
00:23:35.180 a camera because god knows when i sit down and do those talk to camera direct things i still feel
00:23:39.700 it what were the obstacles you felt how did you overcome them and how do you translate that to
00:23:44.720 the audience of people that want to just fuck around and try something is that the right approach
00:23:48.340 yeah i was gonna say like because my knees are answer to your question is i don't i don't know 0.84
00:23:54.560 i don't really remember any obstacles because i think if it was an obstacle i would either 0.78
00:23:59.060 overcome it or just like wait until i figured something out because i kept fucking around in 0.54
00:24:03.600 front of the camera and before you know it i was very comfortable repetitiveness yeah man experience 0.63
00:24:08.160 like how much of a person's uh business acumen financial acumen mental acumen can be attributed
00:24:14.480 to just life experience my dad says all the time dude i'm 25 years old now and i notice that every
00:24:20.140 year i'm a different smarter evolved version of myself like how much how much of people's mistakes
00:24:28.240 especially not because social media can we adjust the tribute to youth and inexperience
00:24:32.780 i'm watching i'm watching i'm watching uh kids in high school kids in college um again famous
00:24:38.600 young kids here in hollywood do dumb things act kind of cringe uh they're unaware of what they're
00:24:45.920 saying or doing and it's just youth dude it's just youth you don't yes these kids they they have not 0.59
00:24:52.880 lived the life and had the experience that they need to be running at a hundred percent a hundred
00:24:58.280 percent of the time they haven't and uh i i i i'm not there either yet but i can definitely feel
00:25:04.400 myself especially this last year like exponentially i think mid-20s is a good age to start uh falling
00:25:10.240 into who you are it's great that you really are it's great that me and mike are 10 years
00:25:15.120 your senior yeah because i'd really like look back and i'm like 25 whoa are you kidding me
00:25:20.880 what whoa like it's just it's just getting started oh no yeah yo i was it barely starting
00:25:27.540 for 25 i was gonna ask him that it was one of the questions i wrote down was
00:25:31.520 what's the difference that you feel now in your life between 20 and 25 and i think
00:25:37.060 people that are you know 18 years old it's oh it's so funny you get to 18 you're like i got 0.97
00:25:42.880 this shit figured out pretty good you get to 25 you're like i think i got this shit figured out 0.95
00:25:47.020 pretty good and every time you say it and then you look back a good set of years four or five 0.99
00:25:51.360 years you don't know shit you don't know anything you don't it's not until you really start to feel 0.99
00:25:57.140 those fucking 1.00
00:25:58.020 pangs of life 1.00
00:26:00.220 like the high school kids
00:26:01.940 that think they haven't
00:26:02.640 figured out
00:26:03.160 that haven't
00:26:03.800 you know what I'm saying
00:26:05.080 who
00:26:06.380 who is a high school
00:26:08.440 kid that thinks
00:26:09.180 they haven't
00:26:09.560 even a college
00:26:10.380 I think some high schoolers
00:26:13.040 there are
00:26:13.640 because
00:26:13.960 that is insane
00:26:15.700 they're the ones
00:26:16.220 that don't want to listen
00:26:16.900 to mom and dad
00:26:17.540 for sure 1.00
00:26:18.060 you don't fucking tell me 0.99
00:26:19.620 and then they start 1.00
00:26:21.220 hustling
00:26:21.980 yeah
00:26:22.640 selling droogs
00:26:23.860 or they start 0.98
00:26:25.740 you know
00:26:26.120 they have friends
00:26:26.940 that die you know what i'm saying like we all did in high school i'm sure like a friend passes and
00:26:31.160 then you realize that life isn't forever and so you change up something there and then they have
00:26:34.740 a career setback and they say wow everything's not going to go as planned and those obstacles
00:26:39.020 are what start to make you who you are as a person if failures are what are what build you
00:26:43.660 what is different today versus 20 what is the what is what are the like three tenants of growth
00:26:53.220 the biggest ones that you felt over the past five years what year was 20 for you like what was
00:26:57.100 happening in 2015 that's that's the craziest thing i i don't remember well i i do no i do
00:27:03.500 2015 was vine and i do not remember vine and face i have a horrible i i have a really very
00:27:12.020 my memory is great until it comes to like specific uh brackets of my life i don't know
00:27:17.200 i know that i was nowhere near the person i was today and there's like you yeah you
00:27:23.120 couldn't if i was in a room if me this version of myself was in a room with the 20 year old 0.96
00:27:28.340 version of myself i'd probably look at the kid and be like oh this kid's like a fucking cringy 1.00
00:27:31.600 idiot like and what would the 20 year old look at say looking at you like if you were looking at 1.00
00:27:36.440 the 25 year old though what would you say from 20 no no uh that's not me that's a loser that's not 1.00
00:27:42.900 me that guy's a loser no do you even lift bro i probably would have been like slightly intimidated 0.67
00:27:47.540 just because like 0.94
00:27:48.620 not to
00:27:51.140 stroke my ego here for a sec
00:27:55.680 but like really dude I've done a lot
00:27:57.900 of things I still do a lot of things
00:27:59.940 and I've experienced a lot of things
00:28:01.600 like when I walk into a room
00:28:03.340 or I have a conversation with someone anyone
00:28:05.540 my words have weight 0.99
00:28:08.520 they have a lot of fucking weight 0.99
00:28:10.360 and I feel 0.99
00:28:12.500 I can get behind them and I feel confident
00:28:14.980 when I speak and it's because
00:28:16.860 of again everything that i've experienced so i'm although i'm still a kid i also operate at
00:28:23.600 at a mature level where like i think again the 20 year old version of me would have kind of
00:28:28.360 just taken a back seat and listened to what this version had to say one thing one yeah one thing
00:28:34.660 that you've mentioned in the past is um and and i don't know how this shapes exactly the man you
00:28:40.520 are today but you haven't really dealt too too much with the trials of losing people off off
00:28:46.020 the face of this earth it was something that the the addiction counselor brought up in your
00:28:49.760 uh apology video after tokyo he said i'm sure you have you've lost a friend to addiction or
00:28:55.560 suicide and you said actually i haven't and you know obviously i i and i'm sure jeff have lost
00:28:59.620 dozens and dozens of close friends over the course of our years how how are you how do you feel about
00:29:07.520 your own mortality and does aging scare you does it scare you to turn 25 it does it does it's uh
00:29:15.860 I make the joke all the time
00:29:18.720 like yo I'm starting to realize this age thing
00:29:20.700 doesn't stop
00:29:21.380 when I turned 23 it was the first birthday
00:29:24.600 I wasn't excited to age because I was like whoa 0.99
00:29:26.460 this shit ain't fun anymore 0.99
00:29:28.520 like being a kid and not really having to be responsible 1.00
00:29:30.760 is fun and now this shit is not 0.99
00:29:32.680 fucking stopping and as far as mortality goes 0.99
00:29:34.760 I'm not afraid of death 1.00
00:29:37.060 I'm not afraid of dying
00:29:38.540 but I love life so much that I prefer to be 0.98
00:29:40.840 here as long as fucking possible also I have 0.97
00:29:42.720 a very real fear that I will say 0.98
00:29:44.720 now
00:29:45.860 I posted on Instagram that I want to live till I'm 150 so I could witness extraterrestrial life,
00:29:52.560 see flying cars and exploit my grandkids, grandkids on YouTube and go to Mars.
00:29:56.960 But yeah, but there's another reason I have a, uh, I have a very, I have a boner at the moment.
00:30:05.580 Yeah.
00:30:07.020 I have a very real fear of, uh, dying and people filming my body.
00:30:14.060 he's talked he's talked about this filming your body yeah you get as as make the connection as 0.99
00:30:20.540 yeah yeah uh you know retribution from from from my shit and like like seriously wait really like 0.98
00:30:27.740 a real real fear like that's why i also like i want to live as long as long as possible so i 0.99
00:30:32.860 can outlive all these fuckers bro but why why is it fear because it's just like explain i want 0.95
00:30:38.100 people to remember this version of me they will yeah but i don't know is it irrational fear maybe 0.99
00:30:45.960 i don't know they will remember this version of you because as you do this for the next five
00:30:51.880 the other version of you is going away just five what the other version the other version of you
00:30:57.680 is like gone dude like no one gives no in all honesty the only people still talking about tokyo 0.87
00:31:02.240 is the impulsive cast no one gives a fuck about that i was gonna say i was gonna say bro i haven't 0.69
00:31:06.200 see i haven't seen well of course not a hat broke between took between tokyo and now you've had 0.99
00:31:11.680 every cheating scandal every rapist from hollywood come out every child pet all the real real terrible
00:31:17.840 things that have happened over the past few years we're in lockdown for a global pandemic you made 1.00
00:31:21.640 a fucking mistake you're acting like a stupid ass kid and now we're where we are you've made 1.00
00:31:25.580 your retribution you've grown as a person when people look at your life they're going to remember 1.00
00:31:29.440 logan paul made up for his mistakes became a smart young man and and and made an impact on the world
00:31:35.840 And also, and also though, I'm, I'm, I'm still, I'm more than willing and very happy to continue climbing that mountain.
00:31:41.560 Should I not have crossed it for you?
00:31:43.060 Like that's part of even the reason the wave we're on right now is, um, and I've always said this, as long as team Maverick, as long as we make like undeniably very compelling, good, funny, comedic, entertaining content.
00:31:53.000 There's, there's really not much, there's really not much to say.
00:31:56.500 Um, people still try. 0.51
00:31:57.960 Cause obviously there's a lot of like, like we won't mention them obviously cause they're all pretty small and shitty, but there's a lot of people out there who make weak.
00:32:05.840 videos about like for sure but yo yo
00:32:07.820 I'm not people always try I'm not
00:32:10.020 dude if that's your prerogative like if that's your 0.99
00:32:11.920 way that's your way to get up fuck 0.99
00:32:13.940 yeah no I go for it like they won't they 0.99
00:32:15.840 won't be remembered no actually no
00:32:17.780 it's just like a lifespan for that stuff but also if it makes 0.98
00:32:19.780 you happy like I don't give a fuck like you want to if 0.99
00:32:21.780 you want me to be your punching bag 1.00
00:32:23.560 like go go 0.89
00:32:25.700 ahead go for it you got 125
00:32:27.780 more years what are some
00:32:29.680 what are some goals you have in that 125
00:32:31.780 years I really want to start a family
00:32:33.860 I really want to start a family.
00:32:35.060 And I want to die on Mars.
00:32:36.240 That is legitimate.
00:32:37.360 Is that it?
00:32:37.760 Yeah.
00:32:37.940 I'm talking creatively business.
00:32:40.280 Give me something tangible here.
00:32:41.620 All right.
00:32:41.740 So one thing you can attest to this.
00:32:43.120 One thing I pride myself on is my ability to adapt and conquer platforms.
00:32:51.960 Buccaneer.
00:32:52.600 Be the buccaneer, right?
00:32:53.820 So I'll say it again.
00:32:54.920 This is one of my favorite lessons in life.
00:32:58.680 When the pioneers came to America, what did they find?
00:33:01.480 Besides land, they found the seeds. 0.97
00:33:02.920 they found uh savages they they found they found famine it was it was fucking horrifying they all 0.98
00:33:08.820 died they got they got fucked they went back to the mainland and we're like hey like this is what 0.99
00:33:14.500 it's like over there we need to come more prepared and the buccaneers came they were the ones who 0.99
00:33:18.140 conquered america steal like an artist steal like an artist baby find your find your inspiration 0.99
00:33:25.120 through other people's trials and failures and then fucking do it better dude that is a story 0.99
00:33:30.080 is all this time and it's a great it's a great thing to fashion after i mean not necessarily 0.97
00:33:35.460 the america one that was just example but but but watch how people are doing and do it better so
00:33:40.320 my ability to adapt is like uh in many ways i'm like a bit of a chameleon so to answer your
00:33:46.060 question i would love to slowly when the time is right pull back from youtube a little bit
00:33:53.720 unfortunately this is the thing i love most so i'll like probably always be making videos forever
00:33:58.480 and then get behind the camera get creative become a marketing executive like what bro my
00:34:04.380 core i'm a marketer i'm i'm a marketer and i'm a creative and storyteller that's that's that's 0.94
00:34:09.580 my shit i just happen to be able to operate in front of the camera but i want to direct i want 0.74
00:34:13.900 to write i want to come out with a comedy album and then when i'm older hopefully i can lean 0.99
00:34:18.340 really into my family like i would love to uh that for all my energy to to people who i love
00:34:25.220 more than myself because uh that's hard i really love myself i'll tell you how you listen in a few
00:34:31.240 months what what do you mean oh oh when you when you become a dad i'll let you know dude when that
00:34:35.640 thing when that thing comes out i bet something's gonna click in you there's gotta be something
00:34:40.400 calling my childhood thing yeah what's wrong he's already becoming papa bear no but yo there's got
00:34:46.900 to be some feeling that that any any we don't know yet soon to be father gets when his his spawn
00:34:54.440 half of him comes out and is in the like suddenly suddenly you have a responsibility and a purpose
00:35:01.020 beyond just you and your partner that's the biggest part right just to think like oh my god
00:35:05.420 i can take care of myself and pretty much live you know if i needed to on the street and
00:35:09.760 fend for myself but now it's like oh man i gotta take care of this this it gets this is one of
00:35:16.440 those moments everything it's crazy it's one of those moments where like you try so hard to prepare
00:35:22.480 yourself for listening to the to the words of other people and we've talked about this a number
00:35:28.620 of times me and logan about this idea of being a uh armchair general where you're like i know
00:35:34.020 exactly what i'll do in that situation or that person if i ever saw someone assaulting someone
00:35:37.560 else on the street i would do this this and this i always say the same thing to him you don't have 0.79
00:35:42.000 any fucking clue what you will do until those situations arise unless you are militarily 0.93
00:35:47.820 trained and have been through it no we go back and forth on this a little bit because i i somewhat 0.98
00:35:53.500 disagree like i'm slightly paranoid i'm sure there's many people listening who are like this
00:35:59.380 as well to the point where like i walk in a restaurant i'll clock every single exit i'll
00:36:04.540 look at every person in there and i'll sit facing the door because i'm always or i'd like to think 0.59
00:36:09.140 i'm always prepared for something to go to go fucking wrong so in my mind i played out 10 000 0.80
00:36:14.440 scenarios of like everything that this guy gets up and spills his water on the other guy some guy 0.99
00:36:19.140 comes in with a fucking gun uh the the waitress gets fired and stabs her the people she's waiting 0.97
00:36:24.520 like it's a good idea for a show well i mean he's just being prepared but the but what i'm 0.99
00:36:29.320 saying what i'm saying is this like happening in the like although although yes although yes it's
00:36:32.980 so hard to really like truly prepare yourself for these situations i'd like to run a simulation
00:36:38.680 in my mind that might be close as possible so at least i'm like 10 prepared for no no no
00:36:44.400 preparing for it is great and i'm not saying you're exactly fit it because you are very
00:36:48.940 strong-minded strong-willed but the one scenario you can never prepare for a hundred percent is 0.96
00:36:55.360 the one where it actually happens like you play all this shit out in your mind but the feeling 0.99
00:36:59.820 of whether it's pulling the hammer back on a fucking gun and and doing something that you've 0.99
00:37:06.060 talked about doing your whole life or having a child and seeing new life coming you're like i 0.99
00:37:09.580 know exactly how i'm gonna feel about this all those scenarios and all the times you play it out
00:37:14.880 in your mind is great but until it actually happens you'll just no one will ever know what
00:37:19.540 the true reaction is going to be that's where you have you want to have a boy or a girl first
00:37:23.820 dude for the longest time like 2017 logo paul would have been like i want a boy i will not
00:37:29.640 have a daughter because i know how men treat women like bro i'm a dude like uh i wouldn't
00:37:35.340 this is bad
00:37:36.300 I wouldn't want to do like me
00:37:39.940 with my daughter
00:37:41.140 don't say that
00:37:42.360 in the short term
00:37:45.580 long run no problem
00:37:47.180 but like 1.00
00:37:47.960 people know I'm a fuck boy 1.00
00:37:50.980 you're not bad to girls 1.00
00:37:53.160 no I'm not bad to women
00:37:55.140 you're respectful
00:37:56.040 I'm just saying like
00:37:57.380 do I not break hearts
00:38:00.420 you do but I think
00:38:01.960 you need a couple tweaks to your approach
00:38:05.000 And by the way
00:38:05.600 I have a whole section
00:38:06.380 On how to talk to girls 0.82
00:38:07.260 And I want to get into this
00:38:08.140 But I think you need
00:38:09.400 A slight tweak to your approach
00:38:10.520 And I think you need to not
00:38:11.500 Do you see how long
00:38:12.620 It's taken me
00:38:13.200 To even go near the word
00:38:14.420 I love you
00:38:14.960 Like I am so 0.95
00:38:16.680 Fucking cautious 1.00
00:38:17.520 I'm not telling women 1.00
00:38:18.180 I love them
00:38:18.600 No I know
00:38:18.920 But we've talked about it
00:38:20.380 On the show before
00:38:20.800 Where you say
00:38:21.140 I think I love you 0.92
00:38:21.980 During sex 0.98
00:38:22.620 Sometimes I think I do bro 0.98
00:38:24.480 Something about sex 1.00
00:38:25.800 Like what the fuck 1.00
00:38:26.600 In the moment 0.99
00:38:27.160 Dude I do
00:38:28.060 In the moment
00:38:28.320 You lost your mind
00:38:29.500 Yo I'm not the only dude 0.76
00:38:30.500 I'm not the only dude
00:38:31.600 Who thinks like this 0.99
00:38:32.280 You'll be fucking 1.00
00:38:33.460 And 1.00
00:38:33.740 in that moment you're in love
00:38:36.340 you are in love
00:38:38.100 and now I have to
00:38:39.860 hold off and watch what I say
00:38:42.660 because I realize these words
00:38:44.020 for me they last
00:38:46.560 a few moments they're fleeting
00:38:48.680 for the girl
00:38:49.760 the weight of that word to a woman 0.99
00:38:52.360 that's the issue 1.00
00:38:54.280 the weight of the word
00:38:55.260 on how you take it is a different thing
00:38:58.640 than when giving it you can love people
00:39:00.480 I love all you guys
00:39:01.940 i love danny i love logan said he doesn't love me yesterday on the lie detector if i say that
00:39:06.720 if i say that during sex it just has a different feeling but you still can love them at that
00:39:12.940 moment hey i love you like i care about you i love you it's not like i love you forever i'm
00:39:17.760 gonna marry you those are different words so also but i'm not like i although i i'm like a 0.83
00:39:25.440 self-proclaimed fuck boy even though like that's it's kind of like in the past like i'm speaking 0.98
00:39:29.740 from a place of maybe like five six months ago um or maybe yesterday uh no i'm just kidding 0.99
00:39:36.580 it probably was even today because it was after midnight last night i mean we've all gone all
00:39:41.840 the way to present day another another year like slightly maybe like too intimate like i'm not good
00:39:47.720 at we've said this in the show before i'm not good at being the booty call because
00:39:51.180 sometimes i don't really care about sex like i'd rather just like smoke and chill and like kiss
00:39:57.360 you on the cheek a couple times and like women's 0.99
00:39:59.180 I don't know they like 1.00
00:40:01.360 that they start
00:40:03.320 to look at you a little differently when you're giving them forehead
00:40:05.300 kisses you gotta not just putting 1.00
00:40:07.300 your dick in them if you're in that place dude 0.99
00:40:09.260 if you're in that place you gotta be 1.00
00:40:11.520 you gotta be kind of cold 0.97
00:40:12.980 so you'd be down to have a girl
00:40:14.100 you'd be down to have a girl
00:40:16.280 that's what I was saying alright root yes
00:40:18.240 I'm gonna I would be so down to have a girl 1.00
00:40:21.420 as my firstborn how many kids do you want to have 1.00
00:40:22.780 your name will be Rocky
00:40:23.880 cool Rocky Paul
00:40:26.080 cool
00:40:26.520 nice 1.00
00:40:28.260 is she gonna be a boxer 1.00
00:40:29.020 is she gonna be a flying squirrel 1.00
00:40:30.780 she'll be whatever she wants 1.00
00:40:31.980 nice 1.00
00:40:32.860 she'll be whatever she wants 1.00
00:40:34.160 how many kids
00:40:34.760 man you know me
00:40:36.840 big family
00:40:37.360 small family
00:40:38.200 I need
00:40:38.800 I need stimulants
00:40:39.900 stimulants bro
00:40:40.560 give me five
00:40:41.200 give me ten kids
00:40:42.040 five kids
00:40:43.100 give me five
00:40:45.440 four or five kids bro
00:40:46.780 so I think I'll do three
00:40:47.980 in rapid succession
00:40:48.700 boom boom boom
00:40:49.400 they're all high school together
00:40:50.380 chill out for a little bit
00:40:51.520 then have another two
00:40:52.640 like way down the line
00:40:53.540 hopefully all with the same
00:40:54.660 women as well
00:40:55.860 you spent your money you spent a couch you spent a fair share of time with lovely ladies
00:41:04.740 yeah what's your best piece of advice for the average man out there looking for love 0.97
00:41:10.780 why are you asking me this bro i don't fucking know 0.64
00:41:14.260 let me let me let me let me reshape that you spent a fair share of time with some 0.96
00:41:21.320 loving ladies yeah what's your best piece of advice out there for a girl for a guy the average man
00:41:27.380 the average everyday guy yeah looking to get a little booty tang little booty tang heesh boys 0.99
00:41:33.520 i'll fall back on on this shit honestly the maverick shit you gotta be different you gotta 0.99
00:41:39.600 stand out in today's society like what are you what are you doing that other dudes aren't is it 0.99
00:41:43.340 is it the way you talk are you a bit more creative when you send uh texts witty banter is a great
00:41:49.540 thing bro i love witty banter i'll send videos i'll send voice memos i'll make gifts just to
00:41:54.520 make a joke on a text and this is me like i i tend to approach with like comedy that's my that
00:41:58.580 if you can make a girl laugh you're in you're like what all we want to do is number one why
00:42:02.700 do you think why do you think i've anyone precisely yo but the the biggest the biggest
00:42:08.100 thing there is we were we were born with a gift of being naturally funny i've never had a practice 0.74
00:42:13.200 in a day in my fucking life it's just who i am as a person i could say that with 100 confidence 0.97
00:42:17.220 if you're not naturally funny and you're more of like a bland like introvert or whatever 0.99
00:42:21.700 man study the shit like a craft go out and find out what other comedians do treat it like a treat 0.99
00:42:26.900 it like a study and find out how to be funny because it is so important girls want to laugh 1.00
00:42:31.820 they want to de-stress they want to forget about their everyday girl problems my uh my
00:42:36.520 girls just want to have fun yes facts a good piece of advice i can give that most any uh
00:42:41.740 a man can do
00:42:43.000 so personally
00:42:44.380 I'm naturally inquisitive
00:42:46.160 I care
00:42:46.980 I'm curious about people
00:42:47.780 that's why I have a podcast
00:42:48.500 a guest based podcast
00:42:49.600 where I can just ask questions
00:42:50.620 so I'm very
00:42:51.820 curious about 0.95
00:42:53.280 women
00:42:54.760 and the girl I'm talking to 1.00
00:42:55.860 so I'll ask questions
00:42:56.880 that's so big
00:42:58.020 ask questions
00:42:58.680 yeah
00:42:59.060 show them you care
00:43:00.200 and you want to know more about them
00:43:01.120 and then listen
00:43:01.640 like really listen
00:43:02.620 and then carry the conversation from there
00:43:04.280 like
00:43:04.520 let's do this
00:43:05.480 let's do an exercise right now 0.50
00:43:06.640 you be a girl that I'm talking to 1.00
00:43:08.680 hi
00:43:09.080 perfect
00:43:10.120 ready
00:43:11.160 uh okay so i'll be like i'll be like i'll be like this i'll be like so so what did you just
00:43:16.320 do this morning how was your morning i woke up i did that too thank god by the way right
00:43:20.920 it was amazing it was good right waking up did you do anything like what's your morning routine 0.98
00:43:24.500 like brush to the bathroom really you don't stretch or poop it's the fucking worst but the 0.86
00:43:32.340 point is like instead of being like what'd you do this morning say it's a first date what'd you 0.97
00:43:37.220 do this morning right you say i woke up then i go what's your favorite color blue okay uh what
00:43:42.720 do you like to do like yeah i i that that is not a man that's listening that's no but that's not a
00:43:47.540 man that's listening that's a man running off a series of questions because he's awkward is trying
00:43:51.320 to create conversation versus actually having a conversation true right true being present right
00:43:56.400 being present you said you said you you wake up in the morning i'm like great morning right what 0.99
00:44:00.600 does your routine look like what are you doing you take a poop great how do you wipe your butt 1.00
00:44:04.340 big no-nos a person that has no no fuck no no big no-nos for me who has no nose a brat doll 1.00
00:44:13.940 what's something you shouldn't do if you're a dude out there what is a big fucking no-no dude 0.99
00:44:19.640 in today's day and age it's tricky because i i do all the no-nos and maybe that's why i'm good at uh 0.96
00:44:25.800 fuck there's there's some massive ones let me think for one second maybe mark this we might 0.65
00:44:31.540 have to cut around this this slight law that will happen but let's see what a big no-no is 1.00
00:44:35.980 what about dick pics no one knows i mean that's number one don't fucking don't send dick pics 1.00
00:44:41.020 don't send dick pics bro they send them no i don't i would i would urge women not even to send nudes 1.00
00:44:47.100 to your boyfriend i don't give a fuck yo the amount of girls that have sent me news and i 1.00
00:44:52.040 have to reprimand them like a father i go hey appreciate you you look fucking great what the 1.00
00:44:57.600 fuck are you doing like what what if you get hacked what if uh i get hacked what if somehow 0.99
00:45:02.940 this makes its way into the ether because you wanted to show me your body when i would honestly 1.00
00:45:08.240 probably much rather prefer it in real life when i could have it so so like uh don't say dick pics 0.99
00:45:15.440 yeah don't say dick pics um have you ever seen tech this is a strange question i've thought of 1.00
00:45:20.920 Have you ever seen text messages somehow or like had a girl send you messages that a dude was sending her and you look at them and you're like, wow, this dude fucking sucks. 0.99
00:45:32.280 It's so fascinating to see how dudes get at women. 0.99
00:45:35.600 It's so unbelievable.
00:45:37.580 So it brought me to a really important realization in my own mind.
00:45:41.060 And I think you operate this perfectly. 0.96
00:45:42.860 And I know I fucking do because of the results of it. 0.97
00:45:46.240 One of the other really big things I'm talking to girls always is. 0.98
00:45:50.420 Yeah. 0.98
00:45:50.920 walking a very thin line between showing them that you want them but not fucking appearing like 0.95
00:45:58.060 you fucking have to have them dude like you know those guys that are so fucking forceful with their 0.97
00:46:02.840 approach like even on text and it's so gross and like disturbing it is a fine line and i actually 0.99
00:46:08.860 think i'm i'm slightly over the line like if i want a girl which side like if like i'll i'm okay
00:46:16.980 with appearing a bit thirsty i'm the opposite yeah you'll you'll pull back i i sometimes and
00:46:22.880 it's not even me just trying i sometimes like have to force myself to like make them think that i
00:46:27.020 really care that much i've seen both there have both work they oh they both can work there have
00:46:32.440 been women who i've said i've said this before i i am quadruple quintuple uh dm's deep like bro
00:46:40.920 it's five unanswered DMs
00:46:42.720 you know the one girl 1.00
00:46:43.600 who I was getting at
00:46:44.640 forever
00:46:45.720 like two years ago
00:46:47.720 do you remember her?
00:46:49.000 I'm on Logan's approach
00:46:50.160 on this
00:46:50.480 and I agree with you
00:46:51.240 like it's okay
00:46:51.940 bro if you want something
00:46:53.100 yeah go get it 0.99
00:46:53.880 go fucking get it 0.99
00:46:54.360 as long as you're not 1.00
00:46:55.000 appearing like a thirsty 1.00
00:46:55.940 ass little bitch 1.00
00:46:57.120 but you can be a little thirsty 1.00
00:46:58.440 sure
00:46:58.680 I give Jake this advice
00:46:59.920 and when he's trying
00:47:00.400 to win his girl Julia back
00:47:01.540 like low key
00:47:02.780 and a couple women 0.99
00:47:03.900 who I've
00:47:04.360 messaged with
00:47:07.620 and talked around with
00:47:09.140 are good at this too 1.00
00:47:10.620 Like, fuck the games, dude. 1.00
00:47:11.800 Like, yo, if you want me, show me. 1.00
00:47:14.560 And if I want you, bet your ass I'm going to show you. 0.99
00:47:16.580 They want a confident guy. 0.99
00:47:18.360 That's how George always gets out of the friend zone. 1.00
00:47:20.300 He's the fucking master. 0.99
00:47:21.340 I've never seen anyone as good at him as his persistence. 1.00
00:47:24.000 It's one of your best qualities. 1.00
00:47:25.120 That's why you got a girl who's way out of your league. 0.97
00:47:28.880 She friend zoned me for a month. 1.00
00:47:30.720 She did?
00:47:31.320 I thought you bought her.
00:47:32.320 Wait, is it really impressive to be really good at getting out of the friend zone?
00:47:36.400 Or would you just try not to get there in the first place? 0.98
00:47:38.280 because I can't remember the last time I got fucking 0.99
00:47:40.260 FZ'd bro. Like have you been 0.98
00:47:42.460 friend zoned lately? There's definitely
00:47:44.320 like a comfortable friend zone. Friend zone's
00:47:46.500 the best bro because you're chasing
00:47:48.300 a quality that's not easy to get. Building
00:47:50.440 a friendship? It's not only that like
00:47:52.280 well yeah obviously the corny like oh we're friends first
00:47:54.320 right. It's just the fact that like
00:47:56.080 none of my boys are fucked. I think that's what it comes down 0.99
00:47:58.500 to it. Like being friend zone is
00:48:00.200 approaching a girl that's like no no chill like
00:48:02.420 we can be friends. I don't see this 1.00
00:48:04.480 happening. But then when you
00:48:06.320 work for something nothing that's
00:48:08.280 worth like bragging about and being excited about,
00:48:10.740 you can get like that.
00:48:11.780 Nothing.
00:48:12.340 He's way right.
00:48:13.380 Well, we talk about that all the time.
00:48:15.380 It's just, I think everybody has a different take
00:48:16.860 on like what that window is in the beginning.
00:48:18.740 Like for some people, it's third date.
00:48:20.380 For some people, it's three months.
00:48:21.560 You know what I'm saying?
00:48:22.140 So I think it depends on who you are as a person too.
00:48:24.260 I just never give up on things that put my eyes on.
00:48:26.080 Yeah.
00:48:26.540 Well, you just said, Mike,
00:48:27.240 it's very important to remember
00:48:28.480 that every single person is different.
00:48:30.240 Every woman is different.
00:48:31.380 You probably have to talk to every single woman differently. 1.00
00:48:33.540 Just it's how people work.
00:48:35.460 i'm i'm i love the the unpredictable ones yeah the one bro those are those they're the best like i
00:48:42.520 really keep you going bro i always i like being on my toes like there are a couple times i'd walk
00:48:47.920 into my bathroom like a girl i'd be talking to would be like doing a headstand in the bathtub 0.99
00:48:53.080 and i'm like what the fuck what the fuck are you doing it's like weird like little shit like that 0.99
00:48:57.980 i'm like yo this girl really is like just as quirky and curious and just like wants to flip 1.00
00:49:03.160 Life on its head
00:49:03.840 Just as much as I do
00:49:04.760 You've never done a headstand
00:49:06.020 In a bath
00:49:07.020 Nah but like
00:49:08.080 Rob
00:49:08.360 But you've seen it before
00:49:09.700 Yeah
00:49:10.300 Another massive
00:49:11.940 Another massive
00:49:13.300 Fine line though
00:49:14.380 Between quirky 1.00
00:49:15.780 And fucking psychotic 1.00
00:49:17.340 Psychotic 1.00
00:49:17.840 Massive
00:49:18.500 Massive
00:49:19.480 Massive
00:49:20.140 You gotta walk this thing
00:49:21.600 My brother-in-law
00:49:22.680 Has this infamous statement
00:49:23.880 As you go through life
00:49:25.380 When you're in your 20s
00:49:26.440 Or early 20s
00:49:27.120 Or even your late teens
00:49:27.940 You look at all the things
00:49:29.020 At the top of the priority list
00:49:30.160 For girls 1.00
00:49:30.660 Is she hot? 1.00
00:49:32.380 Does 1.00
00:49:32.560 is she funny 0.99
00:49:33.340 do my boys think she's hot 1.00
00:49:35.280 like those kind of things
00:49:36.100 when you get into your late 20s and early 30s
00:49:38.580 the number one checklist item
00:49:41.540 top of the list 1.00
00:49:42.560 is this girl a fucking lunatic 1.00
00:49:44.980 and if that answer is yes 1.00
00:49:47.420 you are supposed to 0.99
00:49:49.540 run as fast as you fucking can 0.99
00:49:51.680 I don't always do that 1.00
00:49:53.140 my dad will tell you
00:49:54.700 and this is his saying
00:49:55.600 he sings it in a tune
00:49:56.700 nice little melody
00:49:57.640 he goes 1.00
00:49:58.080 all the bitches be crazy 1.00
00:49:59.660 that's what he says 1.00
00:50:01.020 he says all women are crazy just different levels 1.00
00:50:03.460 and even if you look at the hot crazy matrix 1.00
00:50:05.440 starts at 4
00:50:07.000 there's no 1 to 3
00:50:08.480 all women start at 4 and honestly dudes
00:50:11.180 we're probably up there somewhere too 1.00
00:50:12.700 no women are smart 1.00
00:50:15.440 they just didn't release the chart 1.00
00:50:16.720 any of your
00:50:18.940 yes in the
00:50:21.760 crowd
00:50:22.260 oh yeah
00:50:27.520 that's true too
00:50:28.380 fast
00:50:28.840 I literally did something
00:50:29.900 the other day
00:50:30.320 in front of my girlfriend
00:50:31.160 and she looked at me
00:50:31.820 not scared
00:50:32.680 or like in a weird way
00:50:34.180 she just looked at me
00:50:34.900 and kind of like smirk 0.99
00:50:35.680 and immediately I go 1.00
00:50:36.960 well I'm a fucking lunatic 1.00
00:50:38.020 yeah yeah yeah 1.00
00:50:38.760 for sure but yo
00:50:39.580 but there's a massive
00:50:40.680 like again
00:50:41.260 we're talking about fine lines
00:50:42.480 that's why we're all hanging out
00:50:43.880 crazy being crazy 0.92
00:50:44.680 and like lunacy 0.97
00:50:45.440 and being like 0.98
00:50:46.840 a manic psychopath 1.00
00:50:47.720 yeah like 1.00
00:50:48.380 one of them is like
00:50:49.720 socially acceptable
00:50:50.420 one of them is like
00:50:51.140 it's gonna be hard
00:50:51.780 for this person
00:50:52.340 to find it
00:50:53.400 was there an elephant
00:50:55.040 in what happened
00:50:56.200 yes
00:50:56.620 is that what happened another another question too about that on this on this note is if you're 0.99
00:51:04.360 we are all crazy i'll you know i'll speak for myself i'm fucking nuts all right do i want 0.99
00:51:08.780 a fellow psychopath or do i want someone that will ground me a person that has you know some 0.99
00:51:16.000 set of you looking for normalcy it's a great question it's a great question i want you in
00:51:20.420 the crowd well the reason i'm happy in my relationship boys is and this is super out
00:51:26.580 there and i probably shouldn't admit this to anybody this is kind of a little much
00:51:29.300 but i found the one that as soon as i'm done nutting i still want to hang out with like that
00:51:33.360 oh that's that's you obviously that's the big that's a big one yeah that's major because i've
00:51:38.180 talked about it i've talked about that before there's i had a whole that's how you know yeah
00:51:41.780 that's how you know you're that's how you know she's doing let's get ice cream 100 because i
00:51:46.820 had a long run for a while where i was hooking up with the girls from the club and i would wake up
00:51:51.040 and i would reach out in the morning after waking up and the first thing i'd be reaching for like
00:51:55.300 even in my sleep a frying pan to to hit them with and i got into this sick obsession with like yo
00:52:02.680 when i wake up in the morning i just want i don't know why i just want to hit you with a fry not to
00:52:05.800 really hurt hurt or harm you but just a quick bait like the noise and now when i wake up with my my 0.97
00:52:13.040 beloved i'm like yo do you want to go get some you know funyuns or something you're sick maybe 0.87
00:52:17.600 he's sick because he eats funyuns in the morning that's why any of your uh exes your your infamous
00:52:22.680 exes the ones that the fanfic accounts talk about the ones that all the little fans make the little 1.00
00:52:27.440 ship edits of any of those badass bitches still in the picture first off mike any of those sweet 1.00
00:52:33.200 sweet young ladies still in the picture it's more like it uh friendship wise for sure i like to 0.98
00:52:40.060 pride myself on like uh relationships in real life and so yeah i'm definitely tight with um
00:52:45.740 actually only one of my exes but but which one which one i'm front one of them but i'm which
00:52:51.220 one by name no i you know i wouldn't do all that but like dude there's a reason i spent time with 0.98
00:52:57.260 um these women it's because i i i valued them as people and i really uh was attracted to their
00:53:07.120 intellect and so you know sometimes we'll talk we'll say what's up check in maybe share some
00:53:14.280 bits of nuggets or what's happening in each other's lives and hopefully again like make each
00:53:18.320 other better which was always the intent of the relationship in the first place oh making things
00:53:21.800 better so you talk about change is there anything that you want to change in your life right now
00:53:25.940 going forward now that you're 25 yeah there's a couple things i really i i um i would like to
00:53:33.020 become a better uh orator with people define i'm i'm sometimes not good at speaking to people
00:53:46.780 especially people i work with in a suitable way that will make them enthusiastic to get the job
00:53:53.060 done it's it's sort of why i send no it is why i send the mic whenever there's a problem with 0.60
00:53:58.180 anything i'm like can you can you fucking handle this please and i'm observing him and i watch how 0.74
00:54:02.480 he interacts with people especially in like a work setting um because i'm just not my my dad 0.95
00:54:08.900 can attest to this i've to me it's so simple right i see i see it in my head i see what needs to be
00:54:13.400 done and i and i have a hard time my patience is is shitty i have a hard time understanding why
00:54:18.020 why you are not getting this and so i need to like slow down and realize that like
00:54:22.600 i my my way isn't the way all the time there's there's like a learning curve there's a
00:54:29.460 misunderstanding a miscommunication a lack of information something that i maybe left out and
00:54:34.680 my job as a leader has not been fulfilled because i didn't do it right and so yeah i've been watching
00:54:38.940 sort of taking a page from his book that's such i've said that to him i've said that to you because
00:54:43.580 you have this idea in your brain it's like oh my god you can do that with just your cell phone
00:54:49.480 by yourself yeah but when you go to starting shows and movies and bigger stuff where you have
00:54:55.160 hundreds of people you it's it's part of it's part of the reason i don't yeah love hollywood
00:55:00.740 100 yeah it's because like there's it's a it's a very well oiled machine that needs to work like
00:55:06.100 a machine and and here i can kind of lead the helm and kind of convince everyone to believe in
00:55:12.320 the vision in hollywood you have to trust that the person at the top hopefully knows what they're 0.89
00:55:17.200 they're doing i've been let down you know this how many times we've been fucking let down by
00:55:21.200 projects we're listening to someone who isn't isn't really the artist the creative the visionary 0.74
00:55:25.900 that they said they were when we first started that all right that's enough dad i mean at what
00:55:31.100 point yeah but you just need to get you behind the camera what sorry it's my dad i mean bro you've
00:55:39.840 been you've been doing you've been doing a lot better though you know i've i've spotted the
00:55:43.380 growth but it's it's the first step is recognizing it that's so i was just i was just gonna say
00:55:47.300 that's the biggest thing right off the bat you should and anyone listening to this too or watching
00:55:51.960 this should know that anytime you call out something about yourself that you're not comfortable with
00:55:56.840 or that you want to work on that's that's such a big step like being able to recognize that you
00:56:02.100 have something within you that you really want to change about yourself is is really the first step
00:56:06.140 but the thing you're talking about specifically managing interpersonal relationships especially
00:56:13.640 when there's a uh a boss and an employee relationship these are niche situations that
00:56:20.260 have intricacies involved to them like i would never expect you to just understand the only
00:56:23.700 reason i know how to do that stuff is because i've managed in a corporate setting yeah but
00:56:27.520 you're doing a great job and you're learning a lot but it's it's one of those examples of like
00:56:30.780 why teams are so important because i may be really good at that you're really good at
00:56:35.180 at leading and creating content stuff like that jeff's really good at you know making 0.98
00:56:39.100 matzo ball soup and shit i would love some right now i would fucking kill for some dude 0.99
00:56:42.820 I remember the first day 1.00
00:56:45.240 that we came to LA
00:56:46.120 very first day
00:56:47.260 we drove all the way
00:56:48.180 across the country
00:56:48.780 me and Logan Paul
00:56:49.580 and Maverick the bird
00:56:50.720 it was in the backseat
00:56:51.540 I was going to add
00:56:51.980 in the backseat
00:56:52.460 smoking them in hotels
00:56:53.500 every night
00:56:53.920 it was hilarious
00:56:54.920 no pets allowed in hotels
00:56:55.820 yeah anyways
00:56:56.660 so we pulled up
00:56:57.880 we stopped at Jeff's house
00:56:59.060 Jeff was the first person
00:57:00.140 I met in LA
00:57:00.680 the next day
00:57:01.680 that we woke up
00:57:02.880 Jeff took us out
00:57:04.100 to a restaurant
00:57:05.860 I don't remember this
00:57:06.760 I think it was
00:57:07.960 what was the movie
00:57:08.620 that just came out
00:57:09.140 with The Dirt
00:57:09.720 it was called The Dirt
00:57:10.720 Joe Dirt
00:57:11.380 oh oh
00:57:12.600 We went to that restaurant
00:57:13.400 Was it Swingers?
00:57:14.860 No 0.94
00:57:15.160 We went to this restaurant
00:57:17.560 It was a beautiful restaurant
00:57:18.560 And we sat down
00:57:20.100 We all had matzo ball soup
00:57:21.100 And it was the very first thing
00:57:22.500 The deli
00:57:22.700 Cantor's deli
00:57:23.640 Yes
00:57:24.200 I don't remember this 0.99
00:57:26.180 Where else do we have matzo ball soup?
00:57:28.320 Or it might be Jones on 3rd
00:57:30.200 No
00:57:30.660 It was not Jones on 3rd
00:57:32.920 But anyway
00:57:33.760 That was great spots
00:57:34.680 From matzo ball soup
00:57:35.940 I'm just saying
00:57:36.340 That was the first real day in LA
00:57:39.100 And then we went shopping
00:57:40.300 And set up the apartment above
00:57:42.260 air one yeah oh my god remember those days broadway wow i love reminiscing going back to mike's thing
00:57:48.340 of like realizing first a great thing to do or at least if you'd like to is every night or every
00:57:56.480 morning check yourself in the mirror as far as as for ticks as far as looking at yourself and really
00:58:02.560 saying hey am i doing things right what can i do better you know really sitting down like hey did
00:58:08.320 i do the best job i possibly can because not many people are going to look at you every day
00:58:12.620 and tell you hey you need to do yeah it's like a self-evaluation correct but that is that is
00:58:16.800 that is not so common of a character trait being self-aware it's it's on my list of um traits that
00:58:22.660 i would prefer my girlfriend to have it's one of the most attractive things that i find in people
00:58:26.920 is their self-awareness that's god status dude dude reading a room understanding like what's
00:58:32.100 appropriate what's not what's funny what's not reading someone's energy if they're uncomfortable
00:58:36.020 what you just said or did like um yeah self-awareness you have a unique mirror routine
00:58:42.520 mirror i don't do it anymore no i kind of this i've never said this before all right i think i
00:58:48.520 maybe did once all right so yes in high school especially after i got fucking plagued with
00:58:53.320 injuries and i couldn't do anything my number one goal was to be the best athlete in the state 0.77
00:58:56.860 and everything and i just got injured or whatever i was shattered like i would cry on the floor for
00:59:00.980 days in a row while my well my acl was torn you remember i'd have sleepovers at your house my mom
00:59:05.320 would have to bring the machine that moves my leg in the night it had to move my leg and for six 0.84
00:59:10.260 months i had to sleep with this shit i can't sleep when i'm moving so i just stay up the whole night 0.97
00:59:14.140 while this fucking machine's moving my leg so my knee wouldn't um tense it's a huge thing to 0.99
00:59:17.800 overcome jeez at 15 years old going back going back to overcoming things right like you overcome 0.99
00:59:22.900 big things you can get your mind around and can like for me that was that was sure that was your
00:59:28.000 trauma when i when i say trauma creates success like almost dying and having a titanium plate the
00:59:33.360 size of a quarter stuck in my head when i was uh 13 and then the next year pulling a a piece of
00:59:40.740 cartilage in my knee the size of a quarter that like really only happens to do men the age of 50 0.89
00:59:44.440 and 60 bro 15 year old me is fucking devastated crazy devastated it's the one thing i want to do 0.70
00:59:50.200 so i started manifesting when i found out about this uh rule power of manifestation the what's 0.92
00:59:56.060 it called the secret yeah the secret and so i would look in the mirror i'd say my goals
01:00:00.600 10 times in the morning 10 times a night and in high school my goal was unknowingly i would say
01:00:06.780 i i will be more successful than anyone i know i i didn't know what it meant i didn't know how 0.74
01:00:12.660 i was gonna get there and then fucking ended up happening because incredible because of god knows 0.72
01:00:17.480 what weird uh chain of events and then throughout uh history of the the uh mantra has changed when 0.77
01:00:25.840 i came to la it was i will be the biggest entertainer in the world and although that 0.73
01:00:29.120 is still the spine of my operation i stopped with this mere shit because after and i'll do it again 0.88
01:00:36.240 but the first case i fight 10 times in the morning 10 times at night i will be ksi i will be ksi i 0.87
01:00:44.720 will be ksi first what happens draw it worked draw didn't lose i said i will be yes i draw right so 0.99
01:00:53.180 now i'm like what'd you do in the second fight a fuck because you fucked up no i bro listen i go 0.98
01:00:58.260 I don't know if this is 1.00
01:01:00.060 not planning out like it was supposed to
01:01:02.480 and has for my whole life.
01:01:03.620 This method may have a flaw because of
01:01:06.480 reality. Did you break the mirror?
01:01:08.240 Nope. Second fight, I go
01:01:10.520 I know the problem. First fight
01:01:12.500 I didn't say when. Second fight
01:01:14.520 I go I will beat KSI November 9th.
01:01:16.760 I will beat KSI November 9th.
01:01:18.540 I will beat KSI November 9th.
01:01:21.040 Lose.
01:01:22.480 Lose. Arguably.
01:01:25.260 Still lost though.
01:01:27.380 Arguably not.
01:01:28.260 Not a major victory for him, but still lost.
01:01:31.400 So I started to question. 1.00
01:01:33.640 I was like, fuck. 1.00
01:01:36.960 Fuck. 1.00
01:01:37.420 It's the first time in my life that did not work for me. 1.00
01:01:40.400 Because I really did believe it.
01:01:41.720 You asked me yesterday on the lie detector test.
01:01:43.220 Did you really think you were going to be KSI?
01:01:44.680 Yeah.
01:01:45.740 Yeah.
01:01:46.120 I think the problem with this one, and for all you metaphysical people out there, this one's important.
01:01:51.040 Specificity. 0.82
01:01:51.620 Correct.
01:01:51.880 I literally was thinking the same.
01:01:53.300 What did you beat him in?
01:01:54.960 I'm sure you beat him in something.
01:01:55.720 How are you going to beat him?
01:01:56.380 thing. Wait, well, obviously he wasn't
01:01:58.240 talking about chess. Well, it doesn't matter.
01:02:00.100 No, but how was that going to do it?
01:02:02.200 I was going to beat him with the jab.
01:02:03.800 Did you beat him in views? Did you beat him
01:02:06.160 in dollars earned? Did you beat him in punches thrown?
01:02:08.120 I think I'm actually about to pass him in subs.
01:02:09.920 No. And when is November
01:02:12.140 9th? November 9th could be November 9th.
01:02:15.380 I'm saying
01:02:16.020 you got to be very specific.
01:02:18.400 Be careful what you wish for because you just
01:02:20.320 might get it. It's true. It's important to know that.
01:02:22.460 It's true. Well, let me ask you
01:02:23.920 a question, Logan.
01:02:25.720 If you had a gun that you had fired your whole life and it had always hit the target
01:02:32.180 your entire life, every time you pulled the trigger, and then you had two misfires in
01:02:36.480 a row, would you put that gun down for the rest of your life?
01:02:40.680 No. 0.98
01:02:41.920 You'd go back to shooting it just like you had your whole life, right?
01:02:44.760 Yeah. 0.99
01:02:44.900 So why would you let two little fuck-ups on the manifestation stream fuck up your life 0.99
01:02:49.540 gun? 0.99
01:02:50.040 Because they were big.
01:02:51.360 I mean, were they?
01:02:52.840 Two massive internet events.
01:02:54.140 were they as big as
01:02:57.140 what bought him this house
01:02:58.560 were they as big as what made his parents proud
01:03:00.220 were they as big as what inspired millions of people worldwide
01:03:02.400 absolutely not not even close
01:03:03.460 little tiny road bumps
01:03:05.860 I told the girl yesterday
01:03:07.140 I'm facetiming a lot of people
01:03:09.060 having conversations and I told this girl
01:03:11.260 I mentioned being a YouTuber
01:03:13.380 slash boxer and she goes
01:03:15.140 oh you still call yourself a boxer
01:03:16.400 well in many ways it was entertaining
01:03:19.620 it was cool it was fun but I'm back
01:03:21.640 to technically now being a YouTuber
01:03:23.160 And in a year I'll be a boxer again
01:03:24.700 For a short amount of time
01:03:26.380 And then who knows
01:03:27.400 KSI hopes
01:03:31.100 In your chair too
01:03:31.900 KSI hopes your brother gets coronavirus
01:03:34.020 I read a comment
01:03:36.100 He didn't actually say that
01:03:37.460 No he did not
01:03:38.900 There's no way
01:03:40.340 If I had wished coronavirus on anyone 0.99
01:03:44.800 Do you fucking know 0.99
01:03:46.660 What the internet would do to me 1.00
01:03:47.760 They would ravage me
01:03:48.740 That's why he's not as popular
01:03:50.620 I mean, it's on
01:03:56.120 Breadbatch, our favorite news
01:03:58.100 site that we go to for all of our internal
01:03:59.880 news. I do.
01:04:02.300 I like that kid, Neal.
01:04:03.920 Is that how you pronounce it? He's a British kid. He's cool. He's a British kid, though.
01:04:06.720 No, no. Irish. 1.00
01:04:07.880 Irish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:10.220 I'm trying to make all the global connections, bro.
01:04:12.220 That's my big goal. 2021, 2022.
01:04:14.540 How's Dubai coming?
01:04:16.100 I don't have any connections. Jeff's probably got more there.
01:04:18.220 We got good Dubai. I'm still working
01:04:20.160 on the True Geordies, the sidemen that I want to do
01:04:22.260 UK first, collapsing. Hey, did you see this?
01:04:24.280 I'm on the bread badge. What the fuck? 1.00
01:04:26.020 The Zone was good. Yeah, what the fuck 1.00
01:04:28.300 happened here, bro? So the Zone, 0.99
01:04:30.180 the people who bought our fights, said Happy Brie beat
01:04:32.020 Logan Paul 0-1, and it's a picture of me losing.
01:04:34.680 Why did they do this? 1.00
01:04:36.240 What the fuck? 0.99
01:04:38.260 Well, technically on the left side, you're winning 1.00
01:04:40.120 and the right side, you lost. No, because someone raised my hand.
01:04:43.740 Bro, this
01:04:44.200 was weird. I'm not going to lie. This was
01:04:46.260 semi-out of place. I commented on their Instagram.
01:04:48.100 I said I'm unfollowing
01:04:49.060 and honestly
01:04:49.520 my next fight
01:04:50.240 my next fight
01:04:50.840 it's gonna be on Showtime
01:04:52.300 I also don't really get it
01:04:55.980 like what is that
01:04:56.700 I don't know 0.98
01:04:58.200 what the fuck 0.99
01:04:58.780 anyways 0.99
01:04:59.100 oh okay
01:04:59.920 wow
01:05:00.340 is this the thing
01:05:01.740 let's see
01:05:02.460 I hope Jake gets Corona
01:05:05.780 I don't like Jake
01:05:08.260 so you think
01:05:10.060 so you want him to get Corona 1.00
01:05:11.640 you fucking 1.00
01:05:12.500 what the fuck 1.00
01:05:14.120 shut the fuck up 1.00
01:05:16.080 this one this one shocked me a little bit this one i i that i feel like is even out of his 0.99
01:05:31.960 range like i i was actually a bit shocked that he would say that 0.96
01:05:36.380 that's fucked up dude there's like a line with this shit i uh i also think that was um 0.98
01:05:44.020 out of care also it was on a live like we're talking about we talk a lot about on the show 1.00
01:05:48.980 about people saying some fucked up shit on live because you know there's like a different energy 0.98
01:05:53.540 that you feel when you're live and there's a bit more of an edge to it but yeah it's uh that's way 0.99
01:05:58.640 fucked up man i wouldn't i wouldn't wish corona on my or any or any illness like it's not that's 0.78
01:06:04.040 not but it just seems so weird that he would say it seems a little bit out of his character 0.99
01:06:07.700 to be honest with you um i don't know what's your what's uh some rapid fire do you want
01:06:14.180 some or what's your favorite cereal uh it's waffle crisp i haven't had an in so long though
01:06:19.520 that's a sleeper love a waffle favorite ride at the carnival uh i am getting older and i'm a bit
01:06:25.900 more motion sick than i was when i was younger so i'm gonna have to go probably the top throw
01:06:29.040 dragster it's the one that goes and then up way high and down super fast because the short favorite
01:06:34.420 What song?
01:06:36.140 Changes.
01:06:37.200 Changes by Tupac?
01:06:38.240 Great song.
01:06:38.780 It's got to be Bohemian Rhapsody.
01:06:40.080 Bohemian Rhapsody.
01:06:41.220 I'm seeing it all the time.
01:06:42.940 Movie.
01:06:44.640 Interstellar.
01:06:45.100 I've been through this one.
01:06:46.180 If you were going to get cotton candy, which color would you get?
01:06:48.440 You had the two choices, obviously.
01:06:49.920 What do you mean?
01:06:50.380 Just the pink and blue?
01:06:51.040 Yeah.
01:06:52.260 Probably blue.
01:06:53.620 Yeah.
01:06:54.560 Blueberry Fago.
01:06:55.480 Vanilla ice cream?
01:06:56.520 Chocolate ice cream.
01:06:57.180 What is your favorite animal?
01:06:59.580 Oh.
01:07:00.580 The manther shrimp.
01:07:01.900 Huh? 1.00
01:07:02.600 That motherfucker is a badass. 1.00
01:07:04.420 What is that? 1.00
01:07:05.020 He can hit some.
01:07:06.340 Let me allow me to explain.
01:07:08.660 The mantis shrimp. 0.93
01:07:10.000 It is the most badass animal slash crustacean on the planet. 0.99
01:07:15.500 This thing is a fucking G. 0.99
01:07:17.960 All right, so check this out. 0.99
01:07:18.880 Is it a fish?
01:07:19.400 Oh, you talked about this.
01:07:20.460 No, it's a shrimp.
01:07:20.900 You talked about this one before, I think.
01:07:22.340 Dude, it's the best.
01:07:23.520 All right, so it's called the mantis shrimp.
01:07:24.880 So humans can see, don't quote me here, but like arbitrary number, six colors, right?
01:07:29.220 I don't even know a shrimp would look like that.
01:07:30.720 Dude, this thing can see like 16 colors.
01:07:33.320 Why?
01:07:33.540 Yeah, it's vision, it's color wheel is so much more advanced than the human.
01:07:40.360 It also has these...
01:07:41.380 How do they know that? 0.97
01:07:42.740 Do they jump into the shrimp and then be like, damn, this sees lots of color. 0.97
01:07:47.720 Guys, that shrimp sees lots of color. 0.99
01:07:48.540 They shrink themselves and they crawl up the shrimp's butt into his eyes so they can see what he sees.
01:07:52.540 Can you find that out for me?
01:07:53.420 That's science. 1.00
01:07:54.040 That's some Miss Frizzle stuff. 0.74
01:07:55.500 What was your...
01:07:56.400 Oh, sorry.
01:07:57.000 My favorite thing about the mantis shrimp. 1.00
01:08:00.560 The magic school bus, bitch? 1.00
01:08:01.820 Yeah. 1.00
01:08:02.120 my favorite thing about the mantis shrimp
01:08:04.940 it has these clubs
01:08:05.760 y'all should google this
01:08:07.660 it has these clubs
01:08:08.380 that can smack
01:08:09.840 that's how he breaks his shell
01:08:11.140 or breaks shells and eats
01:08:12.360 that's how he attacks
01:08:12.900 clubs yeah
01:08:14.000 they're pinched up
01:08:15.520 and they're balled up with energy
01:08:16.760 you think he can knock out KSI
01:08:18.460 yes
01:08:18.900 because when he strikes
01:08:20.220 the clubs move so fast
01:08:22.680 that it creates a vortex of electricity
01:08:24.680 in the water
01:08:25.420 at a temperature hotter than the sun
01:08:27.520 hotter than the sun
01:08:29.360 are we sure this thing really exists
01:08:31.380 He creates lightning in the water.
01:08:33.940 No one has this thing.
01:08:35.520 In the water.
01:08:37.060 No way.
01:08:38.240 Favorite ice cream, vanilla or chocolate?
01:08:40.120 It's got to be vanilla, I said, because chocolate gives me acne.
01:08:43.620 Dogs or cats?
01:08:44.120 Did you want to come on?
01:08:44.960 Yeah.
01:08:45.600 Oh, well, I'm pretty sure we...
01:08:48.280 Probably good here.
01:08:49.480 Andre has some questions.
01:08:52.080 We're going around.
01:08:52.760 I'm kidding.
01:08:53.520 I don't know.
01:08:54.480 How deep are we?
01:08:55.240 My guess is what?
01:08:55.980 An hour and five minutes?
01:08:57.600 Hour 15?
01:09:00.560 Wow.
01:09:00.920 Listen, we're getting good at timing.
01:09:02.640 That was spot on. 0.99
01:09:04.000 Bro, Vine got me good at that internal clock shit. 0.99
01:09:06.420 This is Andre. 0.99
01:09:07.280 He's normally behind the camera.
01:09:08.780 He's their in-house vegan.
01:09:10.520 Great guy.
01:09:11.980 All around man.
01:09:14.360 Thanks, bro.
01:09:15.280 That's the best compliment I've ever gotten, I think, ever.
01:09:17.720 All around man.
01:09:18.760 Yeah, Andre.
01:09:20.440 Welcome to the show, Russell Brandt. 0.99
01:09:22.500 He ejaculates. 0.99
01:09:23.760 Are you still? 0.99
01:09:24.700 Yeah.
01:09:25.800 Can I ask you something?
01:09:27.380 Actually, I thought about this this morning.
01:09:28.380 so we were talking about 1.00
01:09:30.280 just like hooking up with girls and shit 0.99
01:09:31.960 and 1.00
01:09:33.040 Johnny Sins the porn star who we had
01:09:36.660 on here when I asked him is there a technique 0.58
01:09:38.560 that you can last longer he's like yes you have to like
01:09:40.620 push yourself right up to the 0.97
01:09:42.760 brink of ejaculating 0.94
01:09:44.600 but don't like hold it in and then you'll be able 0.98
01:09:46.580 to last forever so I've like
01:09:48.140 I've been practicing this
01:09:49.740 and I can get right there
01:09:52.460 like I'm talking 99% like really
01:09:54.720 think about what that means
01:09:55.920 99%
01:09:57.380 I'm on the verge
01:09:58.640 Like there might be
01:09:59.240 A little trinkling out
01:10:00.180 Sometimes
01:10:00.660 And it hurts me
01:10:02.560 I can't move
01:10:03.240 I have to do this
01:10:03.880 I go
01:10:04.100 And I'm usually 0.57
01:10:07.900 Like mid-sex 1.00
01:10:08.680 So the girl's like 1.00
01:10:09.200 What the fuck are you doing 1.00
01:10:09.840 I go 1.00
01:10:10.080 And I'm just frozen in time
01:10:14.020 Right
01:10:14.260 And then now
01:10:15.560 I can last
01:10:16.860 For as long as I want
01:10:18.160 But Andre
01:10:19.000 It really hurts me
01:10:20.220 Dude
01:10:20.540 It really hurts
01:10:21.620 It's not easy man
01:10:22.880 No
01:10:23.080 So how are you 0.73
01:10:23.800 Ejaculating without coming 1.00
01:10:25.240 you fucking freak so you're coming no oh you're not eventually yeah so you are yeah okay but even 1.00
01:10:33.420 that little bit is hard yeah no it's definitely not easy it tastes like a muscle it's like a 0.99
01:10:37.340 muscle that you actually build i don't i don't know i don't know if i can separate the two andre
01:10:42.080 they seem to go hand in hand bro i believe in you but do you believe in yourself i believe in
01:10:47.560 myself how because i've trained what do you mean oh yeah you told me you put you do this this is 0.95
01:10:53.940 how andre practices a lot he goes like this so he's having sex like this and then he takes two 0.91
01:11:00.760 fingers and he goes like this as he's coming and that does the trick no i don't i don't jam it like 0.87
01:11:07.340 that why are we doing this again i don't know let me ask you let me ask you a question i have some 0.98
01:11:11.360 questions you talk oh i want to just say one thing about this shit you talk about wanting to build a 0.99
01:11:16.720 muscle if i told you you could build a muscle to grow foot fungus in between your toes would you 0.99
01:11:21.500 do it? Nah. Why the fuck would you
01:11:23.540 ejaculate? He's right. Why would 1.00
01:11:25.440 you want to do that? That's like, it's like, yo, I can
01:11:27.400 show you how to break your own fucking 1.00
01:11:29.320 arm. It will take a specific 1.00
01:11:31.720 muscle, but if you do it just... Don't knock it
01:11:33.440 if you don't know it, bro. No, no. Ready for this?
01:11:35.140 It's outside of your awareness right now. Have you ever tried jumping
01:11:37.380 off of a cliff into rocks? I can't say I have.
01:11:39.300 I have not. Don't knock it if you don't try it.
01:11:41.220 Like, at what fucking point, Andre? 0.99
01:11:43.720 That was horrible now. No, it's not. 0.99
01:11:45.260 See the vein? And your forehead is filling
01:11:47.320 with cum again, dude. 0.99
01:11:49.320 I bend down this thing. It's fucking 1.00
01:11:51.340 Just because you talk loud doesn't make you right. 0.99
01:11:54.560 That's a great point.
01:11:55.380 That's a great point.
01:11:56.740 All right.
01:11:58.620 What's going on?
01:11:59.700 I mean, yeah.
01:12:00.320 Mike had a lot of similar questions as well.
01:12:02.460 One question I did want to ask you that now you're 25 in your current position in your life.
01:12:06.880 What is one thing that you want most?
01:12:09.760 Not like a material thing, but like one overall life thing that you want most?
01:12:13.760 I think the answer is a steady and consistent flow of happiness.
01:12:23.700 I've realized that if I'm happy, most things in my life tend to be going pretty well.
01:12:31.220 And I'm not chasing happiness.
01:12:33.640 I'm maintaining happiness.
01:12:35.440 I found it.
01:12:36.800 I have it.
01:12:37.480 And I've had it for, fortunately, most of my life.
01:12:40.500 But I'm doing the things that I like doing that can keep me there.
01:12:43.760 And what do you think those things are that keep that happiness?
01:12:46.220 For me specifically, it's creating, it's communication and bonding with my friends,
01:12:52.060 doing the things that I love, being reckless, enjoying my time, like really enjoying my
01:12:57.720 time on earth and not wasting it doing trivial things that I don't.
01:13:02.760 Did you say being reckless?
01:13:04.480 I like being reckless.
01:13:05.920 Yes. 0.99
01:13:07.380 It gives me a thrill and adrenaline that like, why do I jump out of fucking planes? 0.99
01:13:11.500 Like, why do I break plates? 0.99
01:13:12.780 Why do I drive fast?
01:13:13.760 what i've seen guns what i've seen from logan paul is that you said it earlier but you are
01:13:19.140 while you're curious about women on a bigger scale you're curious about all of life yeah and
01:13:24.780 you will do everything you can to learn more and experiment and try whatever so that you can
01:13:30.140 experience more yeah just don't turn into that cat which one the one that curiosity killed oh
01:13:36.040 it's got to be careful with that that recklessness dude a lot of people trying to figure out what's
01:13:41.540 on the other side of those pearly gates, bro.
01:13:43.500 But I don't know if you want to find out just yet.
01:13:45.260 All I'm saying, because trust me,
01:13:46.360 take it from somebody who was the same way.
01:13:48.120 Whoa, not the same way. 1.00
01:13:49.320 50 million times fucking worse, bro. 0.99
01:13:52.280 Yeah, I get it. 1.00
01:13:53.420 As you grow older, bro,
01:13:54.520 those little absorptions that your ankles make
01:13:57.640 when you jump off something tall,
01:13:59.040 they don't absorb as well.
01:14:00.840 Your knees don't absorb as well.
01:14:02.860 Things just start to kind of shut down on you.
01:14:05.220 I took a tumble on the dirt bike.
01:14:07.220 My first tumble on the dirt bike,
01:14:08.760 and I fell, I was like, I laid there for a minute.
01:14:10.980 I didn't even intend to get up
01:14:11.840 I was just like 1.00
01:14:12.260 fuck you got 1.00
01:14:13.000 one life 1.00
01:14:13.980 zero Logan
01:14:14.640 still 0-1 against life
01:14:17.000 but yeah
01:14:18.280 happiness bro
01:14:19.520 happiness
01:14:20.080 that's the biggest thing
01:14:20.720 if I'm good
01:14:21.580 most things in my life
01:14:22.400 tend to be going good
01:14:22.860 and then there's
01:14:23.680 is there like an ideal
01:14:24.760 like 50 years from now
01:14:26.200 or maybe 40-30 years from now
01:14:27.640 that you like
01:14:28.240 see yourself
01:14:29.000 and you want that
01:14:29.760 because
01:14:29.980 I mean when I like
01:14:31.360 first came into this house
01:14:32.080 one of the things
01:14:32.700 that you kept preaching
01:14:33.320 is like you want to be
01:14:33.920 the biggest entertainer
01:14:34.720 yeah for sure
01:14:35.380 you want to be the biggest
01:14:35.740 entertainer in the world
01:14:36.560 and then I know
01:14:37.600 we've had talks around the house
01:14:38.600 that kind of shifted
01:14:39.160 to be like
01:14:39.680 wanted to be an impactful entertainer i wanted to be the most impactful um and we all had like
01:14:44.940 these deep philosophical talks of you know the the types of individuals that are remembered a hundred
01:14:49.340 years from now versus a thousand years from now or two thousand years from now and what are those
01:14:53.800 people doing what type of shifts do they actually make because you have the power of influence
01:14:57.420 which is so unique and unlike any other in your age demographic um so is that is there something
01:15:03.120 like that you really want to be known for that makes like not just generations to come but like
01:15:07.500 changes the face of humanity i i do not have an answer for this it's a great question and i i
01:15:12.820 think about all the time i rack my brain trying to uh really figure out my my my true purpose
01:15:19.680 beyond and it might it might just be like making people happy through through my content
01:15:24.360 and inspiring and motivating but you know let's go back on the topic of the type of people that
01:15:30.440 will still be talked about in 100 years will dwayne johnson still be talked about in 100 years
01:15:36.040 this man's a fucking legend a living legend he's he's incredible will he still be talked about in 0.90
01:15:40.240 100 what entertainers if you look at history like what big entertainers have been remembered charlie 1.00
01:15:44.140 chaplin like some of the ogs yeah like but elvis yeah it's like like some real fucking legends but
01:15:51.460 at what point will their will their names no longer come up at what point will entertainers 0.98
01:15:58.560 not be the names that we still talk about in a hundred years what can this is the fucking 0.96
01:16:03.120 questions like what can i do to be an icon a fig a figure that lasts centuries pure coronavirus 0.94
01:16:11.720 low-key i mean whatever like like to what produce great content consistently but but but but is that
01:16:18.340 enough not to minimize that making great content has an impact for sure but you look at all these
01:16:23.280 individuals athletes entertainers they always have other verticals that they rise in and make
01:16:27.340 real impact like kobe bryant the things that he's doing with schools and whatnot before he passed 0.68
01:16:31.560 that will live on for generations to come for sure i i i think it's i think it's fucking awesome i
01:16:37.840 think it's incredibly noble i just like had this realization in the past years like i don't know
01:16:43.020 if that's if my mission any longer is is to to be the legend like we talk we talk about leaving a
01:16:51.720 legacy right and that's dope but kind of going back to your first question is i'd much rather
01:16:58.500 just be happy and enjoy enjoy this life i have and i'm sure i'll probably leave a legacy if i can
01:17:02.460 if i can do that i don't know if i'm chasing the like well this is my legacy you know i gotta like
01:17:06.600 i love how you always turn into a westerner when you talk about like gotta leave the best legacy 0.84
01:17:12.080 i can't now i just want to live a dope fucking life and i'm sure some dope things will happen 0.94
01:17:15.400 question for you if we started right now and for the next like call it 50 years because we should 0.98
01:17:21.680 be we should be friends i know you said you don't love me anymore but we should be friends for a
01:17:25.640 long time but if we started right now burying very very meaningful treasure chests that only
01:17:33.260 open every hundred years and we do let's say a thousand of them and they're very meaningful like
01:17:39.040 i mean i mean either riches or like secrets to life cures to diseases that we don't even know
01:17:46.220 yet but we mean you somehow have the cure to them and we start spending the rest of our lives
01:17:50.780 burying those and every hundred years
01:17:53.120 the civilization opens it and they say
01:17:54.920 what did Logan Paul
01:17:56.700 vlogs
01:17:57.400 this year and we and every
01:18:00.900 time sometimes it's just a firework show
01:18:03.060 other times it's cheese it's
01:18:05.020 like how do we start
01:18:06.900 setting it us ourselves up so that
01:18:08.800 we're good for the next either hundred thousand
01:18:10.820 or million years so our names are
01:18:12.840 remembered yeah so they ring true in Philadelphia
01:18:14.980 like the freedom bell man
01:18:16.760 bro who cares
01:18:18.240 like I don't know like I don't 0.99
01:18:20.680 When you're dead,
01:18:21.660 why would you care?
01:18:22.900 You're not going to be able to remember.
01:18:24.060 You know what I mean? 0.99
01:18:24.600 I don't give a fuck. 0.99
01:18:25.800 I want to live a dope life 0.98
01:18:26.820 and inspire as many other living people
01:18:28.480 that I possibly can
01:18:29.700 and maybe it carries on
01:18:30.720 for 50 years after I die.
01:18:32.240 Being remembered is simply a byproduct
01:18:33.780 of having actual impact.
01:18:34.960 I think you're selling yourself short
01:18:36.280 by only trying to impact living people.
01:18:38.340 I really do.
01:18:39.280 I really do.
01:18:40.120 I think there's a lot to be said
01:18:41.460 about being able to impact the dead, dude.
01:18:44.200 Or even the living dead.
01:18:46.080 What do you think is most likely
01:18:47.280 what happens after you die?
01:18:48.700 What's your best guess?
01:18:49.720 Me?
01:18:50.060 Yeah.
01:18:50.680 we're interviewing
01:18:51.180 scary question bro
01:18:52.240 scary question
01:18:53.260 I like
01:18:53.620 I like asking people
01:18:54.500 this question
01:18:54.980 you know
01:18:55.220 I like asking
01:18:55.740 this question
01:18:56.040 to the most
01:18:56.480 is a really
01:18:57.840 really smart people
01:18:58.860 whose opinion
01:18:59.720 I value
01:19:01.960 because it's so
01:19:03.260 fascinating to see
01:19:04.180 how people answer
01:19:05.000 this question
01:19:05.460 what happens
01:19:05.900 when we die
01:19:06.460 pretty subjective
01:19:08.040 shift
01:19:08.400 not only is it
01:19:09.500 subjective
01:19:09.940 but my answer
01:19:10.600 changes every week
01:19:12.380 Logan Paul
01:19:19.880 everybody
01:19:20.460 no this is just like
01:19:21.980 it's a hot take
01:19:23.020 obviously the preface is
01:19:24.460 we don't know
01:19:25.200 so it's really just your best guess
01:19:26.500 well I know
01:19:27.640 because I'm a Christian
01:19:28.460 so I know exactly
01:19:29.620 I would hope
01:19:31.260 right George
01:19:31.680 I would hope
01:19:32.720 you know what happens
01:19:33.900 I would hope something
01:19:35.860 my gut tells me nothing
01:19:39.420 nothing
01:19:40.860 and because you said that
01:19:42.520 nothing will happen
01:19:43.440 well actually no 0.93
01:19:44.060 you'll probably burn in a pit 1.00
01:19:45.280 of fiery hell 1.00
01:19:46.120 for the rest of your fucking day 1.00
01:19:48.080 yo you go to the lake of fire 1.00
01:19:49.820 it's a nirvana song like like what happens what happens when we die what happens when we die 0.85
01:19:55.040 i don't fucking know but i know what happens when we live and that's that's that's a that's a question 0.76
01:20:00.340 and answer that i'd much rather focus on because the one thing i can i can i can really shape as 0.93
01:20:05.940 best as i possibly can or try to anyways and the other thing no i and no one else has any 0.55
01:20:10.400 fucking idea and no matter what you say you don't know you don't know i see a lot of people around 0.83
01:20:16.260 right now all with gifts i need everyone to understand that all your gifts are great but 1.00
01:20:22.120 you're all gonna get in line after yeah i do my thing this is i don't give a fuck what did you 0.86
01:20:27.140 just say wait a second your thing yeah why do you always claim it as yours well what do you guys 0.99
01:20:31.440 don't even know what i'm talking about i have like 12 gifts so why don't you chill the fuck out 0.76
01:20:35.260 should we do them all right should we is that it there's certainly less than 10 there's oh there's 0.82
01:20:39.600 this crazy thing i'm gonna tell you about i know you're a pilgrim and all it's called exaggeration
01:20:42.720 I use it all the time
01:20:43.660 it's crazy bro 1.00
01:20:44.480 old people do that 1.00
01:20:45.040 so their stories are more interesting
01:20:46.040 I know I get you bro
01:20:46.720 listen
01:20:47.300 if you're gonna
01:20:48.980 if you're gonna
01:20:49.560 I've been sitting on that
01:20:50.460 I feel like
01:20:51.000 yes
01:20:51.120 but bro
01:20:52.340 if you're gonna
01:20:52.820 if you're gonna move on
01:20:53.700 from Plymouth Rock dude
01:20:54.580 you gotta get with the ages bro
01:20:56.240 yes I'm older
01:20:57.100 Logan's getting older
01:20:58.060 we're all older
01:20:58.900 that's enough money
01:20:59.600 it's just an exaggeration
01:21:00.800 that's all
01:21:01.260 19 days
01:21:01.960 I'm getting older
01:21:02.720 I hope you have a gift for me
01:21:04.160 his birthday's coming bro
01:21:05.080 of course I do
01:21:05.260 it's gonna be cold hard cash bro
01:21:07.100 alright guys
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