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00:02:56.780 like fuck around and be high energy all the time can you shut the fuck up welcome back to impulsive 0.99

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00:03:06.840 all great things everything's going great in quarantine so far so good besides the fact that 0.86

00:03:12.580 i'm losing my fucking mind got a lot of fun things planned for this podcast we got spencer taylor he's 0.86

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00:03:22.840 that yep mac is here mac the pilgrim yep and then um mike wait hold on a second yeah what happened

00:03:30.160 where's uh where's mike at mike is this is this is what's it been like once 170 podcasts he's made

00:03:37.320 and then all of a sudden he's um i'm gonna leave that up to you guys to speculate so listen a lot

00:03:43.660 there's a lot of things happening mainly just all revolving around the coronavirus and we have a

00:03:47.240 doctor that i'm gonna try to uh zoom i'm gonna try to zoom i'm gonna try to zoom him in i'm used

00:03:54.080 to saying like skype or facetime but this zoom thing is like new technology and i'm a millennial

00:03:58.400 so technically i should get it but hopefully we don't get hacked have you been hearing about this

00:04:01.560 what happens people are getting hacked on zoom i was reading about some guy who was giving a 0.75

00:04:06.880 presentation to back his degree i don't know yeah but somebody started drawing a dick while all the

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00:04:18.560 i'm i'm down to get a dick hack on my on my that probably was you yeah it was me that

00:04:25.240 all right so uh who's the doctor we're gonna talk to he's actually my doctor but he is one of the 0.91

00:04:31.040 best in los angeles like every single one of your favorite singers or uh pieces of talent in la has

00:04:36.540 gone to him to fix their vocal cords oh he is the guy his name is dr sean nasiri he practices in

00:04:41.260 beverly hills and he specializes in voice and sinus disorders and he actually sent me this i

00:04:46.300 asked him to send me his credentials and uh his title and he told me to say he has pretty good

00:04:51.520 medical training seems legit bro he he's hilarious he's a hoot but he's also one of the smartest

00:04:57.620 people that i know and he's an amazing doctor so i'm gonna ring him on the horn right now and

00:05:01.460 hopefully he's gonna tell us how to not die from uh covet 19 here you go yes we got you here we

00:05:06.380 I hear you loud and clear, Doc.

00:05:08.280 All right, Ansem.

00:05:09.100 How are you doing?

00:05:10.120 So far, so good.

00:05:11.300 Just trying to stay alive.

00:05:12.520 I was hoping you could help us do that.

00:05:14.560 We're doing our best.

00:05:16.400 Are you still practicing or are you social distancing yourself?

00:05:21.180 So what we're doing is we're still seeing people.

00:05:24.640 We're not seeing anybody who's sick, has a fever, has any kind of cough, shortness of breath to minimize everyone's exposure

00:05:34.540 because we don't want sick people coming into the medical buildings

00:05:37.720 because we're in a building with a lot of patients who are immune suppressed.

00:05:43.480 We want to minimize everyone's exposure,

00:05:45.440 and we're trying to limit any other activity that would expose anybody.

00:05:50.700 So the majority of what we're doing is virtual consults and then seeing how we are.

00:05:56.280 But isn't part of the danger of this disease is the two-week,

00:06:00.420 it's like almost silent, quiet incubation period.

00:06:03.540 Like, how do you know that even though they may not be exhibiting symptoms that they have it?

00:06:09.880 Well, here's the issue is that they've done studies as far back as two, three months ago

00:06:15.220 in China, and they were seeing that people who were exposed didn't necessarily even know

00:06:21.360 they were exposed.

00:06:22.700 Before they were symptomatic, there's an average, it's what's called an asymptotic curve.

00:06:27.460 So the first few days, very few people.

00:06:29.700 Between day five and day 10, a lot of people.

00:06:32.360 after day 10 or 11 very few people actually convert to positive so that first four or five

00:06:38.960 days before anyone's really that symptomatic what they're finding is that they're about one in 20

00:06:46.060 people who aren't really symptomatic who don't know they've been exposed who are potentially

00:06:52.120 contagious got it so about one in 20 are contagious without realizing it until they

00:06:58.620 suddenly hit that fifth day and suddenly they have fever chills shortness of breath the terrible

00:07:05.720 body aches what we've seen a lot of are people come in and they can't smell or taste all of a

00:07:10.780 sudden and they've always had a great sense of smell or taste and the issue is suddenly wait

00:07:16.660 we see this like unexplained once or twice a year and i see this about 100 times a year

00:07:22.860 because i'm an expert in smell and taste yeah and in the last two months i've seen 20 cases of it

00:07:29.360 i've spoken to my colleagues i've looked at the literature from france germany england iran

00:07:35.780 and china and one in five people has coronavirus they manifest because they can't smell or taste

00:07:42.420 suddenly they can't smell what they're cooking they can't smell natural gas wow they can't smell 0.63

00:07:48.180 thrilled. They can't smell a diaper, which is a big symptom to know about because if you have

00:07:57.840 that and a terrible headache and infection right now, there's a very good chance you've got the

00:08:02.240 coronavirus. Wow. Okay. I have a headache, but it's because I flipped a doom buggy this morning.

00:08:10.440 That's probably actually irrelevant. I'll ask you the next question.

00:08:13.360 Doc, what are some long-term repercussions of this virus?

00:08:18.180 Well, I hate to say it, but it's going to be another 12 or 18 months of this process.

00:08:23.860 What?

00:08:25.020 We're just coming out of winter, and we're just coming out of the surge.

00:08:29.340 So our curve, if you've seen any of the CDC projections for it, where they're like, if everyone just goes out, does their normal thing, we're going to see this many spikes, and then it's going to come down quickly.

00:08:40.660 we're flattening the curve because the problem is the higher the peak the fewer people are able

00:08:47.600 to see you in the emergency room keep you in the hospital because we're running out of hospital

00:08:52.140 beds within the next four weeks running out of intensive care units and then in intensive care

00:08:57.560 units we're running out of ventilators and respirators and then any of the provisional

00:09:02.800 medicines we have they're also in short supply because of supply chain issues in terms of limited

00:09:08.820 availability all up front, that you want to see that if we can flatten that curve,

00:09:14.840 we can hopefully get the best treatment to the most number of people.

00:09:19.660 I wanted to ask how effective the masks are, because I read somewhere that the CDC is

00:09:23.680 advising all Americans to wear masks. Are they actually doing anything? Or is it just a look

00:09:27.820 like Burning Man? Absolutely. I mean, look, if you go into a room and there are 10 people in that

00:09:33.320 room and let's say a 10 by 20 room one person coughs if you cough or sneeze like you just yawn

00:09:40.440 you generate respiratory droplets which are sneeze cough and those come out of you at 30 to 50 miles

00:09:48.100 an hour so most of those particles if you're talking to somebody and they have food in their

00:09:52.900 mouth they're speaking like those particles will mostly dissipate within one to three feet but

00:09:58.380 about five or six feet 90 95 of those particles are gone but you also have aerosols so when you

00:10:06.120 cough those very small fine particles that come out they can go five to 50 feet reliably and be

00:10:13.340 in the air kind of hang in the air especially when it's colder for up to three hours according

00:10:18.800 to the cdc oh my god you're wearing a mask and you sneeze right you wear any kind of homemade

00:10:26.280 mask made out of cotton made out of like kitchen towel that's clean made out of t-shirt material

00:10:32.220 yep you're going to catch the vast majority of it basically better than holding your hand in

00:10:37.640 front of your mouth i got i got a personal question yes sir are you prepared for doomsday

00:10:44.100 this in our eyes is doomsday in the next two weeks in california we're going to hit that

00:10:51.420 very high surge and peak that we're expecting. And everybody has to do their part. The most

00:10:56.680 important part for your folks, and thank you for talking to me, because we're going to get through

00:11:00.980 this. Most of us are going to get through this, but we're going to say, what else could we have

00:11:06.500 done? What could we have done better to protect the person to my left, the person to my right,

00:11:11.540 my parents, my grandparents, my friend who's recovering from cancer chemotherapy?

00:11:16.640 so number one please stay at home stay at home stay at home it makes a huge difference hey doc

00:11:24.880 what's the uh what's the recovery like for the people that have beaten coronavirus so it's

00:11:29.640 interesting i've had people where for three weeks they're dragging on the ground and they're really

00:11:34.640 sick and exhausted having a hard time breathing like feeling like an elephant on their chest

00:11:39.580 then i've had people where they just had terrible bust muscle and body aches for a day or two

00:11:45.000 lost their sense of smell for like five or 10 days and then pretty much have been back to normal

00:11:50.300 because there's a wide variation to how people are manifesting this virus whether it was weaponized

00:11:55.700 by nature or whoever this is a virus that's a lot more efficient and again the attack rate given the

00:12:02.360 exposure it's not like the flu where if you have two people in a household one person has the flu

00:12:08.660 the next person next to them their spouse their child has about a 20 chance or a one out of five

00:12:15.700 chance of getting the flu with this we're seeing if there are five people in a household three or

00:12:21.560 four of them are getting this corona whoa more than a casual exposure and a casual exposure is

00:12:28.220 i'm six feet away for 15 or 20 minutes and that's it it's not like i'm sitting in an exam room

00:12:34.580 across from someone three feet apart again without a mask which at this point would be foolish

00:12:39.580 and getting them to cough in my face that's a real exposure at home because anyone who has kids knows

00:12:46.320 when your kids are sick they're stuck to you they're sneezing on you they're snotting on your

00:12:50.880 leg there's going to be stuff on your clothes because that's what parenting is same and that

00:12:57.880 this virus is far higher in terms of its successful attack rate what's the end game here doc like are

00:13:03.780 we is it will there be some sort of vaccine hopefully or like how do we really truly get

00:13:08.700 out of this so we can continue living our normal lives so so the good news is there are several

00:13:13.500 treatments that show a lot of promise number one we have zithromax and hydroxychloroquine

00:13:18.840 if you're in the hospital being monitored for liver function then you can have that and it

00:13:25.120 should improve your chances there have been three good studies a lot more coming to show whether or

00:13:31.120 actually does any help okay we have remdesivir a really good antiviral that was used for ebola

00:13:36.960 that's in trials right now and trials mean we have really sick people we're putting them on it

00:13:42.480 and we're trying to see group a that got it group b that didn't get it for whatever reason who's

00:13:47.440 actually doing better because these are all medicines with significant side effects we have

00:13:52.000 coletra which is one of the aids drugs that's two different antiretrovirals because the virus

00:13:57.920 doesn't have its own dna it's an rna virus has to use cellular infrastructure to use so it uses

00:14:04.800 your own cells machinery once it enters the cell hijacks it to produce itself we can modify it

00:14:11.280 there we can modify those hormone mediators called interleukins which are hormones in your immune

00:14:17.680 system to tell other cells white blood cells need help and they want to attack and kill and those

00:14:23.520 are what go crazy when someone's lungs fill up with fluid or they get a lot of inflammation

00:14:29.200 and then ultimately the plan is the vaccine which again unless there's been a lot of mutation in

00:14:34.880 the virus you're going to see a huge dip in virus numbers in 12 to 18 months when we get the vaccine

00:14:41.920 but remember with all respiratory cold viruses and coronavirus is about

00:14:46.720 one in every cold one in every eight colds in america every year so if you're seeing that

00:14:52.160 And we're seeing this huge spike of several million people who are getting infected.

00:14:56.400 And in countries like England, where they didn't socially isolate or distance nearly as quickly,

00:15:01.960 epidemiologists are expecting that out of every 10 people, eight of them will be infected within the next three months.

00:15:09.380 Wow. Oh, my God.

00:15:10.620 So if you haven't seen too much mutation, the vaccine, which will come out already being tested,

00:15:16.540 will be out in the next, well, 18 months because they don't just test it.

00:15:19.980 They have to scale it up and produce 100 million doses for the United States alone.

00:15:25.360 Oh, my God.

00:15:26.320 You can't see that it's safe.

00:15:27.840 But it's about 12 to 18 months out.

00:15:29.980 We're so fine.

00:15:31.080 So, Doc, do you think there's grounds here to maybe, let's say, ban some of these wet markets in China? 0.54

00:15:39.400 Or do you think there's anything that we can do moving forward to, like, clamp down and say, yo, enough is enough? 1.00

00:15:44.160 Because we know that's where it came from, and it's ridiculous. 0.64

00:15:46.820 How wet is the market?

00:15:48.120 Apparently, it's pretty wet.

00:15:49.020 Okay.

00:15:49.980 Right. So these are markets where instead of having everything on ice, they have blocks of ice as it drips and dissolves.

00:15:57.060 Because I've seen two different models where it was some form of armadillo that was in cages underneath bats.

00:16:05.000 And this is a virus where they killed bats, hung them upside down.

00:16:08.400 And as their secretions fell down on this ocelot or armadillo type of animal,

00:16:13.820 and they're thinking that interaction of the two different animals created a super virus

00:16:18.640 or weaponized by Mother Nature or whomever you believe.

00:16:23.140 Those types of markets where you're eating animals that are considered exotic,

00:16:28.600 we definitely, physiologically, biologically,

00:16:32.280 those are very risky foods to eat at baseline.

00:16:36.860 So as of the last week, China has actually banned the eating of cats and dogs.

00:16:41.300 Oh, that's cool.

00:16:42.960 I mean, it seems like common sense, but good stuff.

00:16:45.360 I'm also semi-disappointed.

00:16:46.700 I have been kind of looking forward to eating an armadillo bat.

00:16:49.760 Uh-uh.

00:16:50.320 So now I can't.

00:16:51.780 No.

00:16:52.380 No, sit that play out.

00:16:53.060 No, an armadillo and a bat.

00:16:54.980 Oh, so it's not one animal.

00:16:56.860 No, they were hanging bats in the wet market above these armadillo animals.

00:17:02.820 Right.

00:17:03.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:03.520 That's what actually they think created the super butt.

00:17:07.360 Bro, why?

00:17:08.140 Who's trying to eat armadillo, bro?

00:17:10.200 I mean, quite a few people.

00:17:11.740 Armadillo, bro?

00:17:12.460 yeah i mean that's why like i think we need to do something to get them to stop doing this 1.00

00:17:18.240 and like oh so you're going after china you you're trying to go straight to wuhan let's do it 0.87

00:17:22.420 no no no no no we're not going there they've already started to regulate out the wet markets 0.61

00:17:28.180 and they're already trying to really limit it because in many ways they're considered black

00:17:32.740 markets they're actually not quite allowed legally and they're really trying to do a better job of

00:17:39.420 policing it because for china this think of what economic impact we've had in the last three weeks

00:17:45.500 here they've had that impact since december and it's affected their economy and just to paint an

00:17:52.380 even rosier picture 80 of our medications in the united states are produced in china

00:17:58.460 the masks we use in the hospital the n95 is protecting us 90 are produced in china the 0.75

00:18:05.500 raw materials for making those masks from china yeah this is horrifying we use for testing for 0.94

00:18:13.540 coronavirus the reagents all the chemicals and the and the liquids we use to test for coronavirus 0.99

00:18:19.360 guess where they're made if i had to guess right it would be china china right china the tiny 0.91

00:18:25.880 silver lining in this test swabs the test swabs like this that are called dacron that are plastic 0.69

00:18:31.400 swabs that we swab with they're made in italy oh good stuff

00:18:36.720 so what's your intuition telling you is this uh is this a man-made disease did the cabal do this

00:18:45.620 is this what what conspiracies are true warfare i mean it's just very strange that the same region

00:18:51.600 that gave us sars back in 2003 where a few thousand people died and sars the attack rate was

00:18:59.900 you had 10 people with SARS, it usually killed at least four. Unless they were 20-year-old

00:19:06.760 healthy people like yourself, without a susceptibility, the kill rate was 40 or 50%

00:19:13.060 in some areas. So isn't it very strange that we have 1.1 million cases, 330,000 cases, I think,

00:19:21.060 as of this morning, and I say it's a loan for something that's 20 to 50 times more lethal than

00:19:27.600 the flu is far more transmissible than the flu that's just very curious yeah and also uh i i

00:19:35.600 don't remember how exact how exact the distance was but very close to the wet market there was

00:19:40.360 the facility in which they tested for covet 19 did you see that in wuhan oh now now y'all are

00:19:46.740 getting a conspiracy have you heard about this i don't want to hear about it bro there's a testing

00:19:50.380 lab that like i'm pretty sure bill gates was heavily invested in that's relatively close

00:19:55.340 bill gates planted the armadillos under the bats to start the coronavirus yeah you're out of your 0.98

00:20:00.900 fucking mind i'm just saying stay woke that one i honestly can't speak to but it is very curious 0.99

00:20:07.040 yeah because remember there was sars there's mers middle east respiratory syndrome and that was from 0.98

00:20:14.480 another coronavirus in the middle east again right around after the second desert storm and it's very 0.81

00:20:20.080 curious well don't they're calling it the novel covid19 does it doesn't that mean it's lab made

00:20:26.280 it certainly raises eyebrows wow when you go on holiday there is no finer achievement

00:20:34.880 than doing absolutely nothing nothing on the beach nothing by the pool walking kind of nowhere

00:20:42.260 and chatting about nothing as an expedia member you can save up to 30 when you add a hotel to

00:20:49.300 your flight so you can have a bit more money to go out there with great ambition to do absolutely

00:20:56.760 nothing Expedia made to travel this is I'm I'm all against this being just a natural occurrence

00:21:07.180 I think there's something deeper going on here I'll say it well I'm sure we'll get to the bottom

00:21:10.860 of my podcast let's do it all right doc thank you for joining us man you gave us some uh some

00:21:16.320 probably the most actually useful information we've ever heard on this podcast yeah that was

00:21:19.980 great because it's literally life-saving right please please please keep doing your part you're

00:21:26.040 doing a great job your folks and the reason i want to talk to you was that your folks really

00:21:30.580 listen yeah and even though they don't have that many friends who've had it thus far there are lots

00:21:36.040 of young people who are in danger your parents your grandparents your families please keep doing

00:21:42.440 your part please wear a mask when you go out please limit going out to very important crucial

00:21:47.720 things and every person has a slightly different definition there's several governors who still

00:21:52.780 haven't you know proclaimed a state of emergency despite a lot of risks please protect your kids

00:21:59.480 protect your families and keep doing your part we're going to get through this we just want to

00:22:04.160 make sure as many of us get through this as possible yep yep all right thank you doc thanks

00:22:09.460 i'll talk to you soon all right love you take care all right you guys peace end meeting see

00:22:17.040 first time on a zoom call yeah no dicks were drawn that's good no no no hacks that honestly

00:22:22.480 was probably the most useful information we've ever had on this podcast how do you feel um

00:22:26.020 he kind of just confirmed everything i thought like people are asking me i don't know why they're

00:22:31.120 asking me but like how long i think it's gonna last and i've been saying i don't see how something

00:22:35.400 that has had this strong of an effect and a ripple effect across the globe could just go away i don't

00:22:42.100 understand how the quarantine will end by the end of april may that doesn't seem realistic to me if

00:22:47.960 it's as deadly as he's saying i don't know um i i'm definitely gonna make a uh more of an effort

00:22:54.300 to wear a mask tell you that tell you that i thought that was a kind of just a farce same well

00:22:59.200 what's so confusing about this is there's so much information that's contradicting itself

00:23:05.060 Like at first, the CDC said, oh, no, masks don't work.

00:23:07.840 And now they're saying everybody wear masks.

00:23:09.740 Yeah.

00:23:10.200 So it's tough to know what's even real.

00:23:13.540 I like that you can just grab a dish towel and throw it around your face, though.

00:23:17.020 Shout out to the person doing that.

00:23:18.820 Yeah.

00:23:19.420 I mean, it makes sense.

00:23:20.540 Just cover if you're coughing, cover your.

00:23:22.220 I'm actually after this tomorrow morning, I'm going down to inspect masks that are going back to Michigan.

00:23:29.520 Wait, why?

00:23:29.920 Because my dad owns a company that supplies hospitals with medical stuff.

00:23:33.160 and the whole supply chain is messed up right now so i have to go i'm helping my dad and going

00:23:38.700 inspecting stuff in ervon we'll make sure they're all you want me to grab you guys some masks please

00:23:42.900 i can grab a box for you guys yeah please do make sure they're all good to go hopefully um

00:23:47.640 so obviously we wanted to talk about corona because it is still uh quite literally taking

00:23:53.920 over the globe another thing that's taking over the globe is is tiktok oh no as you guys know i

00:23:59.240 I'm addicted to TikTok. 0.99

00:24:00.780 I mean, shit. 1.00

00:24:02.440 I'm fully in now. 0.99

00:24:03.560 That's not good.

00:24:04.160 How many times do you think you could listen to, I'm a savage?

00:24:06.900 Yeah. 0.98

00:24:07.740 Classy, bougie, average.

00:24:09.460 I could tell you that Logan can listen to it probably 780,000 times in a day.

00:24:13.800 You know the dance too, Danny?

00:24:15.880 Oh yeah, we've been doing it. 0.99

00:24:16.660 Damn it. 0.99

00:24:17.140 Everyone's been doing it. 1.00

00:24:17.940 Dude, it's fun.

00:24:18.500 I finally did the savage dance on TikTok, and I hated that I was learning it, but by

00:24:25.000 the time I got it, I was having so much fun.

00:24:27.700 Oh man.

00:24:28.240 Just smiling at the camera, biting my lip, doing the tongue thing.

00:24:31.100 Logan did it so many times that just by watching him, I learned it.

00:24:34.380 I've done it.

00:24:35.100 I've done it.

00:24:35.600 I've done it probably, probably 200 times, but bro, there's a whole nother side to TikTok

00:24:40.840 that we don't even know about, bro.

00:24:43.820 What's that?

00:24:44.160 Uh-oh. 0.87

00:24:45.140 India TikTok. 1.00

00:24:46.560 Oh, God. 0.99

00:24:47.160 So, okay.

00:24:47.880 It's like a different platform?

00:24:49.040 Bro, you have no idea.

00:24:51.080 Bro, I'm about to show you the greatest thing ever.

00:24:53.240 So, okay.

00:24:54.240 On TikTok, I don't know if you have it.

00:24:55.860 You go on your For You page.

00:24:57.000 it is literally for you the algorithm notices what you watch how long you watch it what you

00:25:03.320 engage with and then serves you things based on that and then gives you a vaccine out of your

00:25:07.420 phone exactly no so the for you page is for you and by the way try not to watch this is impossible

00:25:14.380 try not to watch tiktok when you're high because i do that and i notice my attention span and uh

00:25:20.460 just like appetite for bullshit is pretty much anything so while i'm high i'll watch tiktok 0.70

00:25:25.580 And I'll watch the worst 1.00

00:25:27.720 Just garbage 0.75

00:25:29.000 And then I wake up the next morning 0.98

00:25:30.600 I'm sober 0.99

00:25:31.040 I'm like what the fuck is this 1.00

00:25:32.560 Like my For You page is shit bro 1.00

00:25:34.020 I'm getting served content 1.00

00:25:34.960 By like a kid in college

00:25:36.160 And the video has seven views

00:25:37.840 And I'm one of them

00:25:38.460 Interesting

00:25:39.180 But anyways 0.96

00:25:40.320 Bro India TikTok

00:25:41.540 This is fascinating

00:25:43.620 Y'all are about to have

00:25:44.260 The time of your lives

00:25:44.980 Ready

00:25:45.320 Baby

00:25:46.200 Love you

00:25:47.620 Love you too

00:25:48.700 Baby

00:25:50.240 I have coronavirus

00:25:51.560 Oh my god oh my god

00:25:52.760 You have coronavirus

00:25:53.680 Break up

00:25:54.560 Break up

00:25:55.120 Baby 0.99

00:25:55.480 no you have coronavirus i hate you baby break up break up baby i have coronavirus mask 0.99

00:26:03.660 oh my god oh my god 0.98

00:26:06.540 it's coronavirus no no no i hate you she said he hated him instantly you got cover 19 get the 0.99

00:26:16.900 fuck out i detest you this is hollywood and bollywood at its finest wow but it's like yeah 0.99

00:26:21.720 it's like finally 1.00

00:26:23.100 like content has become

00:26:24.140 democratized in India

00:26:25.200 like they just 1.00

00:26:26.040 like the internet

00:26:27.420 has recently blossomed

00:26:28.920 over there exponentially

00:26:30.020 yeah

00:26:30.600 and so

00:26:31.180 TikTok

00:26:31.900 YouTube

00:26:32.500 hence like T-Series

00:26:33.720 we saw them blow up

00:26:34.620 and now 1.00

00:26:35.360 Indian

00:26:36.680 influencers are popping off 0.96

00:26:38.440 and this dude

00:26:39.380 I feel bad

00:26:40.680 what's his name

00:26:41.140 Funbucket Vargov

00:26:42.240 I mean he's popping off

00:26:43.640 don't feel bad

00:26:44.440 I know

00:26:45.280 as long as he's rocking with it

00:26:46.300 he just happens to be the one dude

00:26:47.300 I'm using as an example

00:26:48.440 let me show you another one

00:26:49.620 You're looking so beautiful. Give me kiss. Give me kiss. Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. You're so

00:27:02.860 beautiful. I want kiss. Give me kiss. It's just raving. What the fuck is happening? I don't

00:27:13.660 know about this one he goes she goes give me a kiss she's like no no and then bro her her man's

00:27:20.020 just dips he's like no baby like you do what you make this no baby help me he took his shoes off

00:27:26.600 oh and then he uses the coronavirus to deter the guy trying to kiss his girlfriend that he's doing

00:27:34.660 nothing it went on a little long why does why does he have all four doors open too or just two that's

00:27:39.360 i was wondering the whole time it was distracting the hell out of me like the continuity doesn't

00:27:44.560 matter here like that's what you do when you have a test light you know i'm saying you flex and have

00:27:47.960 the doors open but yeah you're right with the i don't know what car that is but it's a volkswagen

00:27:52.200 or something yeah man india tiktok i mean and who knows what other countries are there's just

00:27:57.200 undiscovered gems on tiktok are you familiar with bollywood like have you given bollywood at all a

00:28:02.340 little taste i i went on a instagram live with a pretty famous uh bollywood actress you've never

00:28:08.460 seen a bollywood movie no no dude you're you're missing out on literally half the world i know

00:28:14.600 but i don't speak hindi yeah it doesn't matter it absolutely doesn't matter subtitles you're

00:28:18.020 saying they have a lot of english movies they have subtitles it's more of the style of film

00:28:22.760 is just it's phenomenal the action scenes i don't know you should look one up like they're they're

00:28:28.140 the best wait really yeah you could probably ease in with like slumdog millionaire no no no

00:28:33.360 I'm saying ease into the world

00:28:34.960 I could do it

00:28:36.420 Yeah I went on Instagram live with this

00:28:37.860 This actress

00:28:40.360 And model her name is Urvashi 0.99

00:28:42.840 Urvashi Rotala 1.00

00:28:43.980 She's huge bro 0.92

00:28:45.100 They have some real blossoming stars there

00:28:48.200 India is amazing

00:28:49.800 I haven't been there yet but the culture

00:28:52.200 Is so incredible

00:28:54.220 So incredible

00:28:55.780 I mean it's the oldest religion

00:28:57.020 It's like the origins of humanity

00:28:58.880 Quite a bit of it dates back there

00:29:00.840 I get my vlogs translated in Hindi

00:29:02.920 because I'm aware of how big and powerful that community is.

00:29:06.920 And hopefully one day I can go over there

00:29:09.760 and make content with FunBucketBargav.

00:29:11.300 You should.

00:29:12.660 Seriously, that'd be amazing.

00:29:14.300 FunBucketBargav, hit us up.

00:29:15.180 I just run across the country just making TikToks.

00:29:17.180 That's a dream come true. 0.92

00:29:18.520 You'd be a star, like the Western man to come over

00:29:21.240 and just blow up Hollywood.

00:29:23.460 I think it's something with the blonde hair and blue eyes. 1.00

00:29:25.260 I'm going on Instagram Live with this Russian dude tomorrow.

00:29:29.260 Actually, let me get his name right.

00:29:30.480 He's huge.

00:29:30.960 He's the biggest influencer in Russia.

00:29:32.920 and he's like bro the every time i go on live with these uh these massive social media stars

00:29:37.340 from other countries they're like people love you over here and i and i can't help but think

00:29:41.160 it's just because i'm literally just white and have blonde hair and blue eyes anyways his name

00:29:44.900 is his name is gusain gasanov we're going on instagram live and he he's he challenged me to

00:29:51.220 do uh three challenges and i'm going to challenge him to do three as well and he told me what he

00:29:56.020 wants to do right and so i'm used to like americans doing their challenges like american

00:30:02.700 influencers tend to not go as hard

00:30:04.580 as we do. Is he chugging like

00:30:06.660 a half gallon of vodka? Is that one of them?

00:30:08.820 Bro, he goes, one,

00:30:10.800 I'm going to shave my eyebrows.

00:30:12.560 Right off the bat, I go, for sure 1.00

00:30:14.740 you're fucking Russian. You're so Russian. 1.00

00:30:16.920 You can't get those back. 1.00

00:30:18.480 Take serious.

00:30:19.940 You're the biggest influencer

00:30:21.560 in Russia. He's going to shave his eyebrows.

00:30:24.240 He's going to attempt to drink

00:30:25.720 Coke with Mentos.

00:30:27.920 That's actually something.

00:30:29.440 I don't even know if that's possible. And then three, he's going to

00:30:31.500 pierces ear by himself oh wow so i see these i'm like well shit now we talking yeah yeah like i 0.97

00:30:38.660 gotta i gotta come with some heat what do we got cinnamon challenge that's good that's a good one 0.74

00:30:44.420 i've never done it i've never done it but i i'm gonna i'm gonna try to swallow that cinnamon

00:30:48.520 two oh i'm gonna run through it through elon musk's uh boring flamethrower

00:30:53.960 like someone lights it and i just run through it okay i don't think it'll burn me i don't know

00:30:59.780 I've never done it before

00:31:00.860 I mean there's only one way

00:31:01.720 to find out

00:31:02.240 just gotta run fast

00:31:03.480 I think that's a secret

00:31:04.260 but also

00:31:05.660 it's kinda cool

00:31:06.520 cause

00:31:06.760 like on YouTube

00:31:07.920 this stuff's not allowed

00:31:09.000 and it's interesting

00:31:10.720 to see like

00:31:11.400 what sites will allow you

00:31:12.800 to do

00:31:13.120 like I posted that TikTok

00:31:14.620 where I went under the car

00:31:16.280 under the truck

00:31:17.340 and like on YouTube

00:31:17.980 can't fly

00:31:18.620 but on TikTok

00:31:19.140 they put a warning

00:31:19.880 at the bottom

00:31:20.360 that says this

00:31:20.940 activity could result

00:31:22.160 in serious injury

00:31:22.920 so you kinda get a pass for it

00:31:24.460 oh YouTube's soft now

00:31:25.620 hella soft

00:31:26.300 they have to be

00:31:26.880 they have to be

00:31:27.540 their advertisers

00:31:29.340 pay for the bills

00:31:31.640 for their employees

00:31:32.360 and everything

00:31:32.740 and it's an unfortunate

00:31:35.260 little cycle

00:31:35.740 that we've been trapped in

00:31:36.540 but working with

00:31:38.140 like if I can run through

00:31:38.860 a flamethrower

00:31:39.260 on Instagram live

00:31:39.980 but not YouTube 0.98

00:31:40.440 I'm gonna fucking do it. 0.96

00:31:41.480 Of course. 0.98

00:31:41.720 Number three

00:31:42.120 I've done this before

00:31:42.880 I'm gonna put each of my fingers

00:31:44.200 in a mousetrap

00:31:44.920 like at the same time

00:31:45.580 like this.

00:31:47.260 So I think it'll be

00:31:48.080 a good live.

00:31:49.420 So if you're listening to this

00:31:50.460 we'll have already gone live

00:31:51.940 but hopefully you tuned in

00:31:53.720 and if not

00:31:55.400 just make sure to go watch it

00:31:56.660 I'm sure you'll see it.

00:31:57.520 Someone's gonna record that

00:31:58.220 for sure.

00:31:58.780 Yeah.

00:31:59.600 Speaking of, you said that guy's going to get his ear pierced by himself?

00:32:02.980 Yeah.

00:32:03.280 I found blood on the mirror in the bathroom where you pulled out the nose ring.

00:32:07.820 Oh, no.

00:32:08.920 It's pretty gross.

00:32:09.980 Because I think I was breathing heavy and I went,

00:32:12.260 like, you know when you pop his hit and it goes on the mirror?

00:32:16.000 It's been a while since I had one of those, by the way.

00:32:18.000 As gross as that is, those are my favorite.

00:32:19.920 And don't act like they aren't yours either.

00:32:21.580 Very satisfying.

00:32:22.160 When it hits the mirror, projectiles at thousands of miles an hour.

00:32:26.300 Yeah.

00:32:26.440 I also have an unrelated story

00:32:29.200 involving projectiles that I don't

00:32:31.160 really know if I should say in this podcast

00:32:32.800 but I think I'm going to

00:32:34.140 you have to now 1.00

00:32:36.500 fuck 1.00

00:32:38.680 like projectile fluids or what are we talking 1.00

00:32:40.700 missiles projectile bodily fluids

00:32:42.920 alright alright let me run you through this

00:32:45.280 okay

00:32:46.100 we're in quarantine we're all in quarantine 0.98

00:32:48.580 we're fucking bored 0.98

00:32:50.680 okay what does boredom lead to 1.00

00:32:53.460 ejaculation 0.99

00:32:54.820 masturbation 1.00

00:32:56.060 correct i was cutting right to the chase a woman ejaculates that's impressive 0.99

00:33:00.400 yeah it happens in general i'm i'm i'm so fucking positive that the masturbation rates have 0.99

00:33:08.780 skyrocketed and you can't bro i've talked i've talked to women who are like i can't stop using 0.99

00:33:13.220 my vibrator like i'm so bored it's all i know how to do and and dude's like we got a dick it's 0.99

00:33:17.380 built into our body like we can't just not do anything with it it's i mean it's metaphysics 0.96

00:33:23.620 was what you're explaining yeah so anyways bro rocket science all right quick story i i'm not

00:33:30.000 gonna get too vile all right i'm sitting in bed doing my thing bro i'm beating the meat and uh 0.95

00:33:36.880 dudes you can you can tell when when your uh ejaculate is gonna come out at a much faster 0.98

00:33:43.100 more powerful rate than the others like maybe you haven't nutted in a long time maybe i don't know 0.93

00:33:48.620 you're like you're extra horny who knows what it is but you gotta be ready for that dude like 1.00

00:33:52.580 sometimes this shit comes out 1.00

00:33:53.700 like a 50 caliber 1.00

00:33:55.580 fucking rifle 1.00

00:33:56.340 like bulletproof 1.00

00:33:57.660 vest piercing

00:33:58.720 piercing

00:33:59.240 pew pew pew

00:34:00.080 and so I knew

00:34:01.020 this was gonna be

00:34:01.540 one of those

00:34:02.040 here's the problem

00:34:02.820 I'm laying on my back

00:34:03.920 uh oh

00:34:04.260 which also arises

00:34:06.040 another problem

00:34:06.660 like dude

00:34:07.800 dude's mastery

00:34:08.400 is standing up

00:34:08.920 I don't mind

00:34:09.440 I don't mind

00:34:09.860 laying on my back

00:34:10.640 I think

00:34:11.300 it's probably a blend of both

00:34:12.600 different strokes

00:34:14.160 for different folks

00:34:14.840 quite literally

00:34:16.660 we all know that

00:34:17.320 incredible

00:34:17.700 strokes for different folks

00:34:18.740 so bro I'm laying

00:34:20.440 I'm about

00:34:21.220 I'm about to finish bro

00:34:22.400 I'm about to do the deed, right? 1.00

00:34:24.080 And I know this shit's coming in hot. 1.00

00:34:26.380 All of a sudden, exits my genitals. 1.00

00:34:29.780 And I see this cum shot coming right in my face. 1.00

00:34:33.560 Now, here's the moment. 0.99

00:34:34.660 Here's the moment of truth, bro. 1.00

00:34:36.260 Am I going to be a man about this and take my own cum shot to my head? 1.00

00:34:40.960 Or do I matrix dodge the fuck out of it, bro? 1.00

00:34:44.000 I have a quarter second to react.

00:34:47.380 So I see this thing.

00:34:48.160 I'm like, nope, not today.

00:34:50.060 I go.

00:34:50.340 my movie becomes my life becomes a matrix

00:34:52.860 I go

00:34:53.120 come shot 0.99

00:34:55.260 right past my face lands on the pillow

00:34:59.080 I'm like

00:35:01.340 right here I see

00:35:03.180 I'm like oh my god that was close

00:35:05.520 and then I look at my pillows

00:35:07.040 and I knew I had just dodged 0.84

00:35:13.260 a bullet in the form of sperm

00:35:15.300 and

00:35:16.760 the first thought that came to 0.98

00:35:19.300 my mind honestly was um how do i hide this cum stain from maria my maid oh wow how do i do it 0.87

00:35:29.040 wow that's nice of you though that's that's really thinking about the crisis going on right now this 1.00

00:35:33.380 this woman sees everything that goes on in my room she'll come up use condom she'll come up 1.00

00:35:39.080 cum stain she'll come up uh blood on the mirror because who knows it on the mirror i don't fucking 1.00

00:35:44.100 Like, yes, ideally I'm cleaning up after myself, but also part of the reason I masturbate in 0.99

00:35:49.600 the morning is so I can go right back to bed. 0.95

00:35:51.780 It's so nice.

00:35:53.060 I'm relaxed. 1.00

00:35:54.200 That's why, women, you'll have sex with your man. 1.00

00:35:57.760 He's useless afterwards. 1.00

00:36:00.780 Clock him out. 0.99

00:36:01.980 Down for the count.

00:36:02.720 He's done.

00:36:03.440 Like, he's a sack of flesh.

00:36:05.120 Let him be.

00:36:06.120 Well, what'd you guys think of Andre's, because I've been on this tip as well.

00:36:09.520 No pun intended.

00:36:10.240 Don't even start with me. 0.94

00:36:11.460 You're not in for the no fap. 0.98

00:36:13.040 you're you're against no fap well clearly wait hold on no no fap or no ejaculate no ejaculate 0.88

00:36:18.760 what do you say are you doing it too yeah spencer so let me get this straight it's you're having an 0.98

00:36:24.640 orgasm but you're not ejaculating well i'm still working my way in all right i'm not gonna lie 0.99

00:36:28.500 it's not it's not 100 hit how do you even begin to practice i've completely cut out masturbation 0.99

00:36:33.800 but that's that's good when we're talking about sexy time uh no it's it's you have to you have 0.87

00:36:40.240 to train andre are you at 100 hit rate at this point or uh now i am really that's crazy

00:36:45.320 that's wow when's the last time you you came 1974 it's been so it's been a while you say you

00:36:53.140 have to train bro but like also okay so for sports you have to train of course but your training 0.87

00:36:57.780 doesn't it doesn't take place during the games so you're not masturbating and you're only training 0.99

00:37:03.360 during your your sex which i would assume is max twice a day bro i know you ain't fucking more than 0.99

00:37:09.100 that no way and if you are at home i mean that was a good time to have a lot of sex yeah i mean 0.99

00:37:15.100 you should be having sex right now currently currently while listening to the podcast our 0.90

00:37:19.380 voices are beautiful right soothing but anyways it's because every time i look at andre i see 0.98

00:37:25.740 that vein in his forehead we all know it's filled with nut uh-huh you don't have that vein so where

00:37:29.120 does yours go i do i do oh i think the hat's blocking it oh that's a nut vein honestly i

00:37:37.700 think guys need to try it out guys need it you can't dog it until you try it you know i'm saying

00:37:42.380 it's one of those things where like you got to give yourself a month of not nutting and you will

00:37:47.280 unlock a superpower you'll start to see through walls and you'll start to be like wow i could see

00:37:52.560 through walls this whole time here's here's why i will not do that that's okay mainly just because 0.71

00:37:59.200 fuck that right and then also all right y'all have girlfriends that's true you can do the 0.98

00:38:06.160 experiment yeah we can experiment me dude bro i don't know if you like the last time you hooked 0.99

00:38:10.980 up with a random girl but if you don't come like i've had women like make me prove to them that i

00:38:17.160 came like grab you by the back of the neck like bro like and you didn't come and i'll be no i did

00:38:22.540 no i did in my head like is that what it's like in my head i had no maybe that's what you could 0.95

00:38:27.140 start saying oh that's yeah don't worry i'm practicing ejaculation like if you don't come

00:38:32.560 you could i will get laughed out of my own room they will laugh at me and i will leave my house 0.99

00:38:38.000 cum shaming now that's what it's called cum shaming yeah man i i've been having a 0.98

00:38:45.200 semi-hard time making any love during this quarantine because you're supposed to be 0.96

00:38:50.800 staying safe right right this one girl this one one girl i made it like who can you trust this

00:38:57.120 that's what i'm saying like i made maybe a attempt like little you know i was shooting my shot and 0.98

00:39:03.420 she said she said no you you fuck everyone i'm like no but nobody we're in quarantine she goes 1.00

00:39:07.580 that's not true you're like community dick she called me community dick no no no you're just 1.00

00:39:13.440 it's not community uh you're just a giver i like the way you spin things all the time yeah 0.99

00:39:20.560 there was one the other day uh you know logan just gets in his phone and you can't get him out

00:39:25.720 of course

00:39:26.160 so you're having a conversation with him

00:39:28.620 and then he turns to his phone

00:39:29.500 you're like man why are you so distracted

00:39:31.120 and then I realized

00:39:32.320 he's not distracted

00:39:33.460 he's just completely focused on something else

00:39:35.680 I'm focused right

00:39:36.580 so Logan get off your phone

00:39:38.260 you're so distracted

00:39:39.120 you're not giving us time

00:39:39.860 no stop there

00:39:40.860 I'm focused

00:39:42.220 but what if he's focused on turds

00:39:44.540 oh he could be focused on the wrong thing

00:39:46.500 but he is focused

00:39:47.580 for the sake of me just like

00:39:50.080 not changing anything about my bad habits

00:39:53.140 I'm gonna use excuses like

00:39:55.560 oh i'm a i'm a giver when when like logan why did you prematurely come it's been one minute

00:40:04.440 that we've been having sex well i know you have things to do so go do them now that you have this 0.51

00:40:10.000 extra time yeah that's very generous the couches out there you know we in the house the problem is

00:40:15.540 that they're not great for the house you know but they might be great for someone else that's

00:40:19.740 great couches did you sell those we have we have offers we're finding i mean everything about those 0.57

00:40:26.660 couches is problematic including the fact that they they suck including the timing of which

00:40:32.840 you're selling it as well someone pointed that out economy's at all time low no one's furniture 0.82

00:40:36.760 shopping for luxury mercedes couches there's there's somebody out there right now who's walking

00:40:42.180 around in their 300 million dollar mansion and they're saying i could use two mercedes penses

00:40:47.620 in my living room

00:40:48.680 I don't know if there is

00:40:49.780 this might be one of

00:40:50.540 those things where

00:40:51.320 there's not somebody

00:40:52.100 for everyone

00:40:52.680 you know what I'm saying

00:40:53.460 like there's enough

00:40:54.320 there's plenty of fish

00:40:55.700 in the sea

00:40:56.040 no

00:40:56.340 not Mercedes couch fish

00:40:57.960 your good friend Chase

00:40:58.740 likes Mercedes stuff

00:40:59.740 should I ask him

00:41:01.020 I was just with him today

00:41:02.300 y'all will see this

00:41:03.640 on the vlog

00:41:04.140 I'm gonna ask Chase

00:41:05.580 Chase is the one

00:41:06.420 who lent me his Rolls

00:41:07.400 his Rolls Royce

00:41:08.380 and then in the music video

00:41:09.300 I dented his hood

00:41:10.020 and had to pay $6,500

00:41:10.940 to fix it

00:41:13.100 and then we also found out

00:41:13.960 that it was really only

00:41:14.700 like a $200 repair job

00:41:16.020 because he didn't

00:41:16.400 replace the fender 0.97

00:41:17.060 oh shady way fucked up yeah chase leaned into him for that but um chase let it let me drive 0.99

00:41:23.440 his little dune buggy today so i was drifting a little bit i i thought i fucking flipped it 0.98

00:41:30.100 i flipped it i was in it for max no no exaggeration 15 seconds so you're talking about 0.96

00:41:36.160 you're talking about getting these things for the ranch and you've already flipped one in a parking

00:41:39.940 lot it was uh not a parking lot okay um yeah it's just something to get used to but also i'm getting

00:41:47.120 i'm getting polaris this was i don't i don't i'm not sure what this was but it was not polaris did

00:41:52.320 you text me upside down in the atv is that why we're late to start this podcast yes yeah i'm

00:41:56.800 not i'm not kidding we had to flip it back over and i've never been upside down in anything i

00:42:01.300 also realized today i don't like being upside down like that was a weird sentence that came

00:42:04.360 out of my mouth i said i said to david i don't like being upside down did you look him in the

00:42:11.040 eye when you said it oh yeah yeah that's too much gravity or what's new layers of friendship i don't

00:42:15.560 i don't know it just like all the all the gravity just sucks that blood right to your head

00:42:20.260 and um i noticed this too like now that i'm getting older i don't like um carnival rides

00:42:25.920 as much anymore and just being thrown all over the place like i'm a pretty reckless dude but

00:42:30.620 i don't like not being in control like that but you were wearing your seatbelt today right

00:42:36.520 i was and it's not just a seatbelt it's a i mean this thing locks you in yeah and also the roll

00:42:42.480 cages on those thing or things are incredibly thick like there there was no real danger i

00:42:46.580 probably could have rolled it probably 10 to 20 times i'm sure at one point in my life like i'll

00:42:50.380 hit that number why um because just because i'm mainly just dumb oh okay is this like your new

00:42:57.340 apocalypse whip or are you still happy with the yeti stoked with the yeti except danny unfortunately

00:43:02.360 in these little uh tracks that that we were doing this morning um one of the hills was so steep and

00:43:08.720 then there was a big dip after it the gas cans on the top got ripped off by um inertia just ripped

00:43:15.280 completely ripped off so we'll we'll fix it and they're full by the way you filled them up they're

00:43:20.720 fucking heavy 60 pounds each i i didn't really like way to go yeah heavy yeah yeah i got a new 0.82

00:43:29.680 truck so did you see it i did not see i saw the picture yeah i want is it here yeah i'll come see 0.98

00:43:34.440 it after yeah so i'm ready for the apocalypse oh i um i was gonna say something to lead into the

00:43:41.140 next topic but i've completely forgotten it but but it's gonna come to me oh oh how are people

00:43:49.480 making money how are people making money i i'm dude i'm really i'm like the more this goes on

00:43:55.860 i'm like whoa i could i can work remotely i can make content and it happens to be like i'm i'm

00:44:02.060 pretty much relatively unaffected by this but what about the people with actual like jobs and work

00:44:06.580 and nine to five and like employees and bosses and so so so if they're let go if they're let go

00:44:13.820 who's paying them the government you can they're fine they're fine so they file for unemployment

00:44:19.540 this is crazy yeah it's it's nuts i mean and a lot of contracts too like i had a few brand deals

00:44:29.200 that like in section 9c said like yo if there's ever like a natural disaster or like a pandemic

00:44:36.200 essentially yeah we can cancel it we can void this contract no way yeah shout out to those

00:44:41.620 lawyers for predicting that i know right i was like i wouldn't be mad about that but yeah but

00:44:46.440 yeah people are being seriously affected by this i can imagine people are like dude i can't imagine

00:44:52.380 having to support a family and being laid off from work or or not i keep seeing talks about like the

00:45:00.280 everyone's gonna get a check but where where's the concrete examples of that um small businesses you

00:45:06.280 can yeah you have to apply for it so if you're listening to this and maybe you qualify you

00:45:11.020 should look into that but is the check equal to the amount that you were making it work

00:45:14.060 it's a so they're just like an arbitrary number that like that hopefully support and you had to

00:45:20.640 have filed your 2018 taxes as well so yeah oh my god everybody's getting it and most most americans

00:45:26.940 i think it's like 60 some percent or more than that are living paycheck to paycheck i was just

00:45:30.720 gonna ask you what this is the stat was this is rocking people small businesses that have to close

00:45:36.860 their doors and they were waiting for that next month yeah i feel so bad for small businesses i

00:45:42.240 feel bad i feel i feel immensely bad for the mom and pop shop that like everyone has that like

00:45:46.660 ice cream shop in their in their town or something that just cannot survive yeah i'm hoping that

00:45:51.500 after all this that whatever it is that took everyone out of you know out of work can also

00:45:57.060 somehow be reimagined to give them more work so if it's that mom and pop shop and this you know

00:46:03.600 the doors got closed on the thing you know hopefully after all this is done there's a way

00:46:08.000 that the community can band together or you know the the waves can keep rolling and the shops can

00:46:14.220 open back up but what's that going to be i'm trying to think of ways that i can help people

00:46:18.880 and i have not yet thought of a good thing other than continuing to stay positive and find ways

00:46:23.960 to keep myself busy yeah well then there's the flip side of it where there's people that are

00:46:28.680 making a crap load of money right now and are going to you know the who are the people who are

00:46:33.680 millionaires right now invested in 2008 when the stock market crashed you know so there are people

00:46:38.860 who are actually the next wave of millionaires are being created right now because they were

00:46:43.000 responsible they saved money so i think this is a time where if you're really suffering financially

00:46:47.060 like do something about it next time you know like start saving money once you actually start

00:46:51.940 making money again and like prepare for this this is going to happen again this isn't just a one-time

00:46:56.020 thing in our lifetime i'm trying to not avidly but i'm trying to my best to capitalize in

00:47:03.540 on this in any way that i can financially like i know the stock market's way way way low so like

00:47:09.040 maybe it's a good time to invest for me like i'm going to talk to my team about doing that but

00:47:12.680 like there's got to be some way to if if you if you are managing to uh still survive and thrive

00:47:19.360 in this environment that like there's got to be something and maybe even dm me on instagram if

00:47:23.840 you got some sort of investment or like tips on anything for some reason business is like a foreign

00:47:28.820 language to me like i'm a creative so every time i start to do business i i just don't understand

00:47:33.640 what's happening and now that i'm 25 i gotta get i gotta get my you gotta get the maturation game

00:47:38.540 rolling just it's so hard for me to to uh become interested in stuff that i'm not really interested

00:47:44.780 in like i if if i invest my time into business it's so i can make money and now i'm like i don't

00:47:51.240 make content to make money i make content because i fucking love it and now that i'm like

00:47:54.200 the the intention is so i could make money it's it's so it's work that's work to me yeah you know 0.92

00:48:02.080 what i'm saying when i have to when i have to go against what my my body and my mind is telling me

00:48:07.160 about this activity i'm doing just to survive that's okay it's it is it's it's life but i don't

00:48:13.220 know i like to have fun and break plates more it's a blend i'll definitely say that your childlike

00:48:17.680 nature is important for uh your content right like you you're a childlike curiosity for the

00:48:23.500 world yeah and an endless ball of energy that is much like a child yeah so that's helpful

00:48:29.080 but not anymore i'm telling you bro i'm 25 now things have uh yeah things have changed

00:48:33.860 oh right like the uh beach you made out of peanut butter and uh i was high i got that's not an

00:48:41.500 excuse you started before what do you mean that's uh yeah so what happened you you started

00:48:44.960 making a beach?

00:48:46.140 What do you want to know?

00:48:46.680 Spats, I smeared peanut butter

00:48:48.220 on my marble countertop,

00:48:49.200 put sand on it,

00:48:49.820 put a beach on it.

00:48:50.960 A miniature beach.

00:48:52.480 Were you,

00:48:53.180 so you mentioned you were high.

00:48:54.820 What quantity of marijuana

00:48:56.220 did you consume?

00:48:57.180 All of it.

00:48:58.100 No, no.

00:48:58.600 No, that's actually

00:48:59.420 the worst part, bro.

00:49:01.100 I was just using weed

00:49:02.220 as a scapegoat.

00:49:02.960 I wasn't high.

00:49:06.240 I got high like halfway to it

00:49:08.040 because it's the edible hit.

00:49:09.320 Like, bro.

00:49:10.200 Bro, like I ate an edible.

00:49:12.080 That's why.

00:49:12.660 I ate an edible.

00:49:13.400 I was so focused.

00:49:14.320 I'm like,

00:49:14.520 this beach is gonna be great and then also an hour later i'm like it was a great beach though

00:49:19.780 do you have that tiktok i don't even know if i'm gonna post it bro i'm just you don't have to what 0.95

00:49:24.300 if you showed it here nah i'm just i mean i'm just putzing around doing dumb shit and also 0.74

00:49:30.380 after the whole thing happened on my birthday um with the six dollar mantis shrimp 0.80

00:49:36.680 that has nothing to do

00:49:38.880 with Mike not being here.

00:49:43.240 I realized,

00:49:44.600 because we went to the Mother Tree,

00:49:46.600 which is a tree

00:49:48.420 where moms live, right? 0.90

00:49:50.620 Or how does it work? 1.00

00:49:51.340 I think that's what works.

00:49:53.100 Andre's vegan girlfriend 1.00

00:49:54.200 is the leader of this place

00:49:55.960 called the Mother Tree

00:49:56.660 where there's a bunch of other vegans

00:49:57.960 running around.

00:50:00.420 Now, this place is crazy 1.00

00:50:01.740 because every girl there 1.00

00:50:03.920 is hot as fuck. 1.00

00:50:04.860 And they're all so nice 0.99

00:50:06.160 and so vegan extremely extremely beautiful and woke at the same time like like here i am bro

00:50:10.540 putz around la i'm used to thoughts i'm talking tings bro and then i go here and here are like

00:50:17.500 some real women yeah with good intentions oh yeah you stepped into heaven whoa whoa wait what 0.91

00:50:24.080 good intentions that's crazy uh who like don't really like drinking what no impossible you listen

00:50:31.500 you listen you don't listen to the top 50 chart on spotify there's no way hold on a second y'all 0.97

00:50:37.460 don't shake your ass real women right so one of them one of them when i was leaving she attempted 1.00

00:50:45.000 to give me this gift it was my birthday gift and um it was a flower in a vase there was a flower 0.99

00:50:51.080 in a vase and uh she goes here you go logan it was cool she goes i picked this this morning

00:50:56.560 and i looked at the flower i took the vase i go hey thank i'll just use her name kylie hey kylie

00:51:01.200 she go i go hey kylie this fly this flower's like honest this is gonna die it's halfway to death

00:51:06.920 it's withering now you see and she goes she goes well i picked it for you like i had it said your

00:51:13.380 name and i go kylie you understand i'm gonna have to take this to my car i'm gonna take it home by

00:51:18.260 the time i get home this flower will be dead now i'll be left with this vase with water in it

00:51:22.860 assuming it didn't spill in my car because i have nowhere to put this because it doesn't fit my

00:51:26.380 cup holder she goes she goes you know you're being kind to me and i just want to give you something

00:51:31.120 and it hit me i'm like oh this is the thing my mom told me about i go kylie i'm not good at

00:51:35.780 receiving gifts i love that you picked this flower for me but i just am not good at receiving

00:51:41.340 and she goes she goes yeah but it said your name and i go where oh it does where where does it say

00:51:50.040 my name she goes no no the flower spoke to me i said ah yes vegans and i said in that case i 0.93

00:51:58.080 didn't know y'all spoke i'll fucking take it i took it spilled in my car all the water gone 0.97

00:52:02.120 it's dead the flower's fucking dead maria took it and how's the vase though how's the vase 0.99

00:52:05.500 dub andrea's girlfriend took it back to the mother tree i got left with nothing solid 0.98

00:52:10.800 but this is why like stop giving me things so so what happened oh i have an idea by the way

00:52:16.920 All right, so I know you keep saying that you don't want gifts, but next year, what if the gifts that we give you, we have to get on that day?

00:52:27.280 Again, I like the way you put spins on things, but still just nah.

00:52:31.320 I think I'm going to make my birthday about other people from now on.

00:52:34.260 That's a shift.

00:52:34.880 I'm going to make it 25, specifically my mom. 1.00

00:52:38.680 That bitch put up with some shit. 1.00

00:52:40.520 True. 1.00

00:52:41.500 For 25 years.

00:52:42.860 True. 1.00

00:52:43.540 That bitch. 1.00

00:52:44.020 And there's two of me, bro. 0.99

00:52:45.460 like she like my birthday is for my my sweet sweet mother so for her i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm

00:52:51.520 gonna celebrate it now so after logan finishes all his videos little tiktoks he's like yo you

00:52:55.200 need you need to watch this one come up come watch this one and you did that to pam for how many 0.98

00:53:00.320 years 18 years i would show her my dumb ass videos i love pam how's pam handle how's she 0.97

00:53:06.200 handling quarantine i think i think well i would assume well she lives a very like simple like 0.98

00:53:14.740 modest life so check in with pam right now i mean no no okay i'm i'm i'm more excited about

00:53:21.400 the question how is greg doing oh we know how greg's doing greg is i think i think greg might

00:53:27.220 be might be peaking in a good way really for a while bro his comedy is off the charts really

00:53:33.260 off the charts if you've seen this dude in the vlogs bro he's become such a funny character that

00:53:39.320 like it's so just like outlandish people love hearing what he has to say do you think i know

00:53:43.920 why it's because you sit on top of a mountain all day

00:53:45.760 thinking of things to say for when people talk to him

00:53:47.900 there's no way

00:53:49.000 or is it just because he made

00:53:51.980 it like let's be honest 0.99

00:53:53.480 he fucking made it 0.98

00:53:55.720 I think that's it honestly like I think 0.99

00:53:57.520 like hopefully everyone reaches a point

00:53:59.860 in their life where they can just check that box

00:54:01.560 right yep now I'm just having fun

00:54:03.680 he's there he's there he just gets

00:54:05.840 to I mean live on a ranch

00:54:07.580 in the middle of nowhere what does he eat

00:54:09.900 out there rocks

00:54:11.420 I don't know because every time we come

00:54:13.740 out there, he demands

00:54:15.800 that I bring leftovers. But you know what he

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00:55:30.100 magic spoon everybody there we go nice yeah man not a good time to be uh not a good time to be

00:55:36.500 single i'm asking myself a lot of questions i'm asking myself a lot of questions during this

00:55:40.080 quarantine yeah one of them is the following i'll ask you boys this and not that not to go back to 0.99

00:55:48.440 the dick sand but if your dick could speak what would it say wow you know that's profound dick 0.99

00:55:56.300 could speak what would it say what would it say it's like we made it 1.00

00:56:03.120 we're still here

00:56:06.000 that's what he doesn't say

00:56:07.080 we're still going

00:56:08.000 I miss exploring 1.00

00:56:09.860 so your penis would say that 1.00

00:56:12.260 he's a 1.00

00:56:15.300 cave

00:56:16.660 what's it called

00:56:17.640 a spelunker

00:56:18.620 a spelunker 1.00

00:56:20.320 in its own cave 0.94

00:56:21.460 or other caves

00:56:22.400 no no

00:56:23.320 inward 1.00

00:56:23.920 your dick is a spelunker 1.00

00:56:26.500 yeah 1.00

00:56:26.840 that's funny

00:56:27.780 that's funny

00:56:29.180 mine would say

00:56:30.520 probably something like this

00:56:31.660 like uh 1.00

00:56:33.120 let me fuck something 1.00

00:56:35.980 and then when I'm like 1.00

00:56:38.100 when I do this

00:56:39.460 I go chief

00:56:42.020 I go chief calm down

00:56:44.080 we're in quarantine you don't want COVID do you 1.00

00:56:46.460 he goes let me fuck something 1.00

00:56:48.280 the problem is 1.00

00:56:50.660 that you're also saying that every day

00:56:52.420 so what's the deal 1.00

00:56:53.280 are you controlled by your dick 1.00

00:56:54.940 I'm not saying that I got Jill 1.00

00:56:56.100 I got Jill bro

00:56:58.120 although she gets a little wily with those

00:57:00.320 this is me bro

00:57:05.420 this is me

00:57:06.040 9am every morning

00:57:07.100 y'all don't see it

00:57:07.840 hold on

00:57:08.140 I'm gonna make a 0.99

00:57:08.640 fucking great 0.99

00:57:09.260 physical comedy joke 0.99

00:57:10.320 ready

00:57:10.860 this is me

00:57:11.340 9am every morning

00:57:12.260 wow

00:57:21.440 resurrected

00:57:22.040 to all you people

00:57:24.060 listening audio only

00:57:24.980 he's doing matrix

00:57:25.680 things right now

00:57:26.720 is this an every morning

00:57:27.920 thing

00:57:28.220 have you missed

00:57:29.120 have you missed a shot 0.98

00:57:30.000 hit myself in my 0.55

00:57:34.340 mug once 0.99

00:57:35.400 your mug

00:57:37.740 were you clean shaven or did you have a beer at the time

00:57:40.220 I was clean shaven

00:57:41.880 and also it was not

00:57:44.620 my fault

00:57:45.180 it was not my fault

00:57:47.200 what are you talking about right now

00:57:49.900 part of the reason I can't pull the matrixes off

00:57:52.060 is because I'm in control of the joystick 1.00

00:57:54.320 women don't have dicks 1.00

00:57:59.140 so when they're 1.00

00:58:01.740 when they are in control of one

00:58:03.320 they don't know what to do

00:58:05.640 right and when you have that much

00:58:07.740 power they have no idea

00:58:09.420 where it's gonna go how to aim or

00:58:11.620 anything so

00:58:13.600 yeah one time you know I was being like

00:58:15.520 like finished off

00:58:17.560 we'll say and

00:58:19.520 she didn't she just didn't aim it properly

00:58:21.640 yeah it came on my head dude

00:58:25.720 on your head like 0.93

00:58:27.580 the top of the head

00:58:28.400 i don't know i try to block this out of my memory but i know it wasn't ideal bro and i and i she

00:58:36.340 laughed at me yeah and i said i said this was this is your fault you got got oh do you think

00:58:42.120 she didn't intention 100 yo have you has your girl she played space your girl's right there

00:58:48.100 she's giving me no but i will say this bro when your girl when you're comfortable enough with 1.00

00:58:53.280 your girl well she can like uh pretend that your penis is hers uh-huh dog this is not i mean this 0.99

00:59:00.040 this is like a pivotal point in relationships 100 and then and then they know what it's like 0.99

00:59:04.900 because they're so amused by male genitalia by the way why would they not it's so fast they give

00:59:10.780 it the do you get the sound effects too oh my god they go they go yeah it's like they're like 0.88

00:59:16.840 they're like godzilla in a play like uh a little a little miniature city all of them they go

00:59:21.260 Like a kid with a giant fire truck

00:59:25.000 running over a seat.

00:59:27.640 Am I wrong for never having that happen?

00:59:30.440 You also...

00:59:31.400 I think I'm about as wrong

00:59:33.660 for having that happen

00:59:34.640 as you are for not having it happen.

00:59:36.560 It'll happen.

00:59:37.400 It'll happen someday.

00:59:38.260 For sure.

00:59:38.620 I got something.

00:59:39.800 This has been on my mind.

00:59:41.120 It's not like an issue,

00:59:42.040 but maybe we could come to a conclusion.

00:59:44.360 What's up, man?

00:59:45.040 You got hots for a girl

00:59:46.240 I used to communicate with. 0.84

00:59:48.560 Whoa.

00:59:49.300 That's actually hella...

00:59:50.280 this is a good topic uh-oh i do mac i do yeah so okay so what's so what's good as far as i understand

01:00:00.560 you guys attempted to spark something nothing happened now do i have the green light or do i

01:00:06.640 do i talk to you about it like on a podcast in front of millions of people or what well i thought

01:00:10.840 first of all that i i'm i'm beyond the situation i'm not interested it's you know friend great

01:00:17.640 Love it

01:00:18.100 Not a romantic partner for me

01:00:19.840 So

01:00:20.100 To you

01:00:21.120 All fair game

01:00:22.900 I don't think she'll like you

01:00:24.500 But

01:00:24.820 To clear the air

01:00:28.020 No

01:00:28.220 This is all good man

01:00:29.280 We attempted to spark something

01:00:30.860 It didn't happen that way

01:00:31.920 Totally fine

01:00:32.760 Sometimes people are better off as friends

01:00:34.260 Yep

01:00:34.520 Totally cool with that 0.96

01:00:35.920 I'm waiting for the butt 0.94

01:00:37.340 I can hear it 0.97

01:00:38.080 Oh

01:00:38.300 There is actually no butt

01:00:39.560 Just be respectful

01:00:40.460 Oh

01:00:40.940 To her

01:00:42.520 I'm good

01:00:43.760 Oh

01:00:44.520 Oh

01:00:45.380 Shake my hand bro

01:00:47.120 shake their hand um yeah yeah i also don't think she'll like me

01:00:52.780 i don't i don't i told andre um why would i tell logic yeah well

01:01:01.380 because he's my friend we just venting my friends yeah i'm i'm worried sometimes like i see these

01:01:07.980 these these they're not girls they're women oh yeah who are like beautiful woman yeah she like

01:01:13.540 She just won't demand mediocrity and inadequacy for my part

01:01:17.020 as far as being a lover and a partner goes,

01:01:19.980 which I'm not sure you said this the other day.

01:01:21.920 You're not at the point where you're willing to give that much energy

01:01:25.700 to an officiary, beneficiary.

01:01:30.280 To a person who I'm not really willing to take things to the next level with.

01:01:34.440 I'm looking for – looking, waiting, just doing what I can

01:01:40.420 until I get to the point where I find someone that is –

01:01:43.540 willing to take me on and all my challenges, my insufficiencies, as well as I'm willing to take

01:01:47.820 on theirs. And then we work together to be grown ass adults. And like, if you're, you know, you're

01:01:53.420 saying that you fear that you might be inadequate for her with your, whatever it is, uh, maybe

01:01:58.540 that's good. If she's a full grown woman that can actually like whip you into shape a little bit.

01:02:03.500 I just need to be like, I need to be challenged and stimulated in a way that 0.99

01:02:08.920 i don't know i i don't know life is so complex and i get serious like anxiety like here i am i

01:02:17.080 say it all the time like yo i want to i want a wife i want kids whatever and then when like

01:02:21.240 an actual woman comes around i'm like oh no like no yeah they shine the light they shine the light

01:02:28.340 on your darkness yeah and what's it are you have you been thinking about this though during

01:02:33.140 quarantine are you like are you feeling a little lonely of course bro i've been saying it's a

01:02:37.700 horrible time to be single like yeah i see all my friends with girlfriends and they're also

01:02:41.720 isolated and spending time with each other and i'm again just trying not to come on my face yeah

01:02:50.940 yeah you're in a sticky situation it uh well yeah i don't know man it's unfortunate yeah

01:02:58.700 yeah good luck with that

01:03:04.260 Hey, Spence.

01:03:09.720 What up?

01:03:10.240 Do you think you have to love a person to make love?

01:03:14.020 Well, no.

01:03:15.520 You technically don't.

01:03:17.360 But should you?

01:03:18.400 Yeah.

01:03:18.960 No, I'm just talking about... 1.00

01:03:20.000 Can you have a one-night stand and make love instead of just like, fuck? 1.00

01:03:26.840 Totally. 1.00

01:03:27.800 I'm sure you could.

01:03:30.140 Yeah?

01:03:30.700 That one night that you go on a vacation and...

01:03:34.260 puerto rico and you're like ah every all of my longings and desires have finally manifested in

01:03:41.140 this one point when you found that one beautiful woman you can have passionate love making affairs

01:03:46.020 with her and then go off in the distance in her so you're good but i don't know if it's what happened

01:03:50.720 to you oh wait i was like why is this such a detailed like story i feel what he's saying i

01:03:57.260 I was like, wait, it was Mexico, it wasn't Puerto Rico.

01:04:00.220 Shout out. 0.94

01:04:02.860 This is why I had the smoke screens.

01:04:05.800 There's only one, there's two other people that would have understood that.

01:04:09.700 They were on the trip with us.

01:04:10.800 Yeah, but good on you for remembering.

01:04:13.280 Well, because the reason I ask is because I was asked the other day,

01:04:17.260 when's the last time you've made love?

01:04:20.220 And I didn't know the answer.

01:04:23.520 I said a girl who I'd been seeing for some time,

01:04:26.400 but then i really thought about i don't know if we've ever like like made made love what so what's

01:04:33.060 like the wall that is up that you feel like just you're not making love you know what's the blocking

01:04:38.820 point feel it feeling the love dude like there's time there's times where like i'll be uh mid-sex

01:04:44.880 and like i could swear i love this girl but i i definitely don't it's chief wahoo talking it's

01:04:49.780 hymns going we love you yeah but i know we don't and so i'm like i'm just i guess i just missed

01:04:58.120 that uh that familiarity and uh and uh energy of giving like i feel like making love is a lot of 0.88

01:05:07.840 about giving and satisfying and fucking is just being satisfied yeah it's more selfish for sure 0.53

01:05:15.680 Which that's unfortunately the state I'm in right now. 1.00

01:05:18.760 I obviously do my best to make sure the girl is satisfied and whatnot. 0.96

01:05:25.260 But yeah, I'd like to get to a place where I could spread my seed in a – I'm done talking. 0.96

01:05:35.940 So we're going to put you on The Bachelor.

01:05:37.640 You're looking for love.

01:05:38.400 We're putting you on The Bachelor.

01:05:39.400 Thought about going on that show.

01:05:40.820 So this was a show we created while Logan was in boxing camp.

01:05:44.220 It was called The Bachelor, because he was not having sex, so he was storing up his batch.

01:05:50.340 And I think you should start now.

01:05:52.860 You should start building The Batch again, and in six to eight months, we'll have a show.

01:05:59.860 You could do it like a quarantine edition, where they all wear masks, and they have to be six feet away at all times.

01:06:04.300 And you FaceTime all of them.

01:06:05.720 They have to be six feet away, and I'll have to be six feet tall.

01:06:08.520 The quarantine bachelor. 0.90

01:06:10.080 The quarantines.

01:06:10.800 The quatchler.

01:06:11.340 yeah no it's a good idea

01:06:14.320 yo I thought about

01:06:15.440 going on

01:06:16.280 on the bachelor

01:06:16.900 I thought about doing

01:06:17.560 a lot of reality TV shows

01:06:18.740 the problem is

01:06:19.480 and why I think

01:06:19.960 I'll never be the

01:06:20.620 I'll never be the bachelor

01:06:21.780 is because

01:06:22.340 part of the reason

01:06:23.940 that show works

01:06:24.680 is the authenticity

01:06:25.620 these men and women

01:06:27.640 really do go on

01:06:29.160 they're expecting

01:06:29.740 to fall in love

01:06:31.240 and get married forever

01:06:32.240 how could you

01:06:33.700 first off

01:06:34.340 first off 1.00

01:06:34.780 are you fucking crazy 1.00

01:06:38.420 it's a reality TV show 1.00

01:06:40.260 the odds aren't good

01:06:41.660 I've never understood

01:06:42.540 how you could

01:06:42.940 I think even statistically

01:06:44.100 no I think only like

01:06:45.300 one or two of them

01:06:46.380 have stayed together

01:06:47.060 like

01:06:47.460 I mean I don't know

01:06:48.800 I think a lot of them

01:06:49.660 just go on there

01:06:50.120 for some clout

01:06:50.580 you know what I'm saying

01:06:51.080 but I think they're

01:06:53.600 still maybe authentic

01:06:54.520 about trying to fall in love

01:06:55.820 yeah I could never

01:06:56.640 understand how

01:06:57.240 you could marry someone

01:06:58.660 who was literally

01:06:59.780 dating like 15 people

01:07:01.400 at one time

01:07:01.880 no one can in real life

01:07:03.060 understand that

01:07:03.800 but it's so entertaining

01:07:05.060 I think that's probably

01:07:05.720 why they break up

01:07:06.820 because they get like

01:07:08.080 two years into their marriage

01:07:09.120 and they're like

01:07:09.500 what did you really do with Stacey on that

01:07:11.660 second to last date right before me?

01:07:13.640 It's so weird to me.

01:07:15.820 It's so weird to me. Once I find out

01:07:17.800 just done. But I would probably go

01:07:19.680 on the show and just make like a joke of everything

01:07:21.440 and

01:07:22.000 it wouldn't be good.

01:07:25.520 So maybe we need to do our own.

01:07:27.900 Or maybe even like 1.00

01:07:29.600 fuck The Bachelor completely and all my love 1.00

01:07:31.600 desires I'll do The Amazing Race. 1.00

01:07:34.460 I talked to James Charles

01:07:35.720 he's down to be my partner.

01:07:38.220 LPXJC.

01:07:39.500 duo for sure racing across the globe amazingly wow kind of the premise of the show that's why

01:07:47.100 i said that mac what's your girlfriend making she's doing some jewelry yeah she's making one

01:07:52.920 of those things you put on your head and it scratches your scalp those are amazing yeah

01:07:57.520 phenomenal well yeah no i get everyone's taking up new hobbies during this quarantine uh-huh

01:08:02.520 yeah you've have you been doing some art like what's your new hobby tick tock

01:08:07.180 he went from absolutely bashing tiktok to being the number one not that you're definitely not

01:08:13.020 the number one no not even not even close but not even not even just bashing tiktok

01:08:17.700 bro i'm about as deep as it gets i am doing the dances like

01:08:22.160 this is what they did it hurts it still hurts me i just don't know about the style of content

01:08:29.060 like being sustainable like the consumption at least like i think you could create and make it

01:08:35.640 but like you're constantly getting even more than instagram you're getting dopamine hits like

01:08:41.060 an insane amount so like you're in the more shallow frontal lobes versus like actually

01:08:48.140 having any deep connection to the content like what i'm getting at is are any of these followers

01:08:53.140 from tiktok are you seeing them move or like engage with things beyond the content there

01:08:57.560 i'm not but i'm also like still semi but i've been making tiktoks for like probably what like

01:09:01.640 two weeks now three weeks like it's been like two months what you would do a tiktok

01:09:05.480 Yeah, you've been at it for a while.

01:09:06.380 I have?

01:09:06.980 Jesus Christ, losing track of time.

01:09:08.680 Yeah.

01:09:10.080 So I don't know.

01:09:11.060 For me, no.

01:09:12.300 But you have the Addison Rays and the Charli D'Amelios

01:09:15.640 who are definitely seeing crossover and successful transitioning.

01:09:19.660 But I'm always curious what's going to happen with these young stars.

01:09:25.200 And it's funny because when I was coming up, I was the young star.

01:09:31.200 And now I'm finally feeling like a veteran creator.

01:09:34.100 I'm not a vet yet.

01:09:35.480 i'm still very much in like like prime creator form but when i'm 30 years old like

01:09:41.640 what are you gonna be doing i don't know like am i am i like one of the am i an og yeah

01:09:47.300 still doing can i make can i make tiktok still that are me like am i am i gonna be 30 years old

01:09:53.720 and jumping under my g-wagon here's the deal i saw jessica alba doing a tiktok the other day

01:09:57.820 and she still got it i love what you just said jessica alba shout out you're so right she's

01:10:03.480 done hollywood she's done you're right i don't think and now she's doing tiktok she's 38 years

01:10:09.060 old is she active on tiktok or does she just hop on destroy it and then oh yeah she's swinging them

01:10:13.480 hips bro it was i not kidding i saw her do she did the savage dance and i teared up a bit it 0.99

01:10:20.740 made me refall in love uh with jessica alba i actually asked mac i go by the way she married

01:10:25.860 because i was uh hop skipping to jump away from in those dms you can still say hi maybe have like

01:10:33.140 a platonic won't do it can't do it my heart would swell up but where's my jessica alba

01:10:38.460 i know you're watching that's what you need is let me see if i can play this oh i can't

01:10:43.480 but there's here look at this look at this oh no i can't play because the sound

01:10:47.180 what what'd you say andre said she's not watching she's definitely not watching

01:10:50.900 yeah that's true she doesn't even know about this life do you think your wife knows who you 0.96

01:10:57.300 are right now yeah unfortunately unfortunately i also think she thinks i'm a fucking goober 0.92

01:11:02.880 bro but that's she ain't wrong that's typically how beautiful love stories start yeah i just i 0.85

01:11:08.280 like i like exceeding expectations like i like proving people wrong i like i like meeting them

01:11:12.420 in person and then just like having a conversation that involves like some intellect or like saying

01:11:17.660 something that actually has value which i tend to do in real life and uh then trick them into

01:11:24.120 falling in love with me it's happened what happened the last one yeah i think what's gonna happen is

01:11:28.300 You're going to meet someone.

01:11:30.780 I'm feeling sooner than later

01:11:32.500 that's just going to motivate you

01:11:33.860 to just put down the lotion for good.

01:11:35.840 And just clean you up.

01:11:37.480 I don't use lotion.

01:11:38.620 I don't use lotion. 0.75

01:11:39.940 Dude, you got dry-ass hands, too.

01:11:41.560 Yeah, that's strange. 0.96

01:11:43.280 I should be using lotion.

01:11:44.240 You got some callus on there.

01:11:45.420 Oh, you have no idea.

01:11:45.940 Chief Wahoo's like preparing.

01:11:47.220 He's rugged.

01:11:48.120 Bro, Chief.

01:11:49.320 He must be rugged, dog.

01:11:51.260 Is he like prep for battle?

01:11:54.480 It's a layer of armor.

01:11:55.500 What's he wearing?

01:11:56.780 Years of rub and wear. 0.99

01:11:58.300 holy shit bro 0.99

01:12:00.980 you need sandpaper 1.00

01:12:02.180 to just do the job

01:12:03.160 from now on 0.99

01:12:03.960 I jerk off with 0.99

01:12:08.100 sandpaper 0.99

01:12:08.860 I really think it's coming though

01:12:11.440 no pun intended

01:12:12.120 I think you're gonna find

01:12:13.040 someone who's gonna really

01:12:14.180 just knock your socks off

01:12:16.240 yeah

01:12:16.920 I hope so

01:12:17.980 yep

01:12:22.800 yep

01:12:27.440 Let's just ride it out.

01:12:29.620 I could be silent for a long time.

01:12:31.460 I might download TikTok right now.

01:12:33.100 We've got this time.

01:12:34.200 Posting a video is committing to a decision.

01:12:36.380 I thought that was interesting.

01:12:37.680 Posting a video.

01:12:38.320 It takes a lot of confidence, a lot of courage to just be like, yep, I'm committing to this.

01:12:41.680 I'm sharing it with the entire world.

01:12:43.360 Yeah.

01:12:43.940 Yes, it does.

01:12:45.300 But the longer you do it and the more you do it, that feeling will go away. 0.99

01:12:48.580 Because you're right, especially if you're new to this shit and you're grown. 0.99

01:12:52.980 I had the privilege of doing this when I was young, and so I got the permission to be bad. 0.99

01:12:56.600 Yeah.

01:12:56.920 And I see young creators, like 10, 12 years old on YouTube making, I mean, these videos 0.99

01:13:03.900 suck. 0.83

01:13:04.920 But to them, they're awesome. 0.99

01:13:07.180 Yeah, for sure. 0.86

01:13:07.820 But my videos sucked.

01:13:09.060 And so it's cool to, I look at these videos, I'm like, ah, those are the glory days. 0.92

01:13:13.320 Like you have this time to learn and be bad and then grow up and that anxiety that comes

01:13:18.580 with posting and even if you're not trying to be a creator, just like anyone.

01:13:22.300 when you when you two were making vines and you were coming up did you guys have any pages that

01:13:28.120 were like just throwing shade on people that made cringe vines no bro there was no um that's

01:13:35.420 something that i think is interesting to to discuss it is it you were absolutely because 0.99

01:13:40.560 there was no cody co making fun of my cringe ass shit um that's got to be a little more tough 0.98

01:13:45.320 there was no h3h3 i think hadn't quite uh come up yet drama alert yeah i don't i don't know where 0.98

01:13:51.720 he was but yeah now the creators like there's that extra wave of anxiety that passes beyond just 0.94

01:13:58.760 the fans thinking are cringe versus the community thinking you're cringe and i actually don't know

01:14:04.580 if it's such a bad thing and i'll tell you why these commentary creators almost force these

01:14:10.340 tiktok stars to not take themselves so seriously and be as cringe it's true which is good for them 0.86

01:14:16.160 because it forces them to grow up faster like my my cringe shit stopped when i was 0.99

01:14:21.100 only like a year and a half oh what you think it's you think it's not my shit's not cringe 0.98

01:14:28.080 anymore i'll put up stuff nah i'll put my foot down and say like maybe like moments but in 1.00

01:14:33.260 general like my shit isn't cringe um clip that you motherfuckers they're gonna pull up so much 0.98

01:14:41.120 like you're gonna get a whole no no but it took what i'm saying is it took me forever bro i was 1.00

01:14:44.560 23 and a half years old

01:14:45.680 before I was like

01:14:46.220 wait

01:14:46.500 that's whack

01:14:47.660 so these kids

01:14:49.120 are stopped

01:14:49.660 they're becoming

01:14:50.660 likable and cooler

01:14:52.300 earlier

01:14:52.980 they're being forced

01:14:54.820 to become a better creator 0.97

01:14:55.920 here's why that sucks

01:14:56.940 I don't know about y'all 0.99

01:14:58.460 but cringe shit 0.99

01:15:00.280 is the most fun 1.00

01:15:01.440 thing to watch

01:15:02.460 it's phenomenal

01:15:02.940 it's my

01:15:03.940 favorite 1.00

01:15:05.900 I'll eat that shit 1.00

01:15:07.680 up till 2am 1.00

01:15:08.580 that's why you gotta

01:15:09.340 check Bollywood out

01:15:10.240 cause it 0.98

01:15:10.940 it takes it to a

01:15:12.280 whole different level

01:15:12.800 yeah like that

01:15:14.200 Those TikToks I played at the beginning, bro,

01:15:16.280 those are my favorites.

01:15:17.400 It's phenomenal. 0.97

01:15:17.680 Corona, Corona, I hate you. 0.99

01:15:20.040 I hate you too. 1.00

01:15:22.160 Anyways. 0.97

01:15:23.660 Hey, stay cringe.

01:15:25.280 Give me and protect our cringe creators like Cody.

01:15:31.420 Cody and Ethan.

01:15:32.860 I don't know if Ethan does this anymore,

01:15:34.000 but Cody, let him go.

01:15:36.680 Let him be.

01:15:37.220 I need entertainment.

01:15:38.380 Yeah, take it a little easy on him.

01:15:39.780 We need more content.

01:15:40.520 So they keep going, right?

01:15:41.840 Should people grow up too fast though?

01:15:43.440 Should they?

01:15:44.020 not should they but like do you want them to it's good to get out of the cringe content stage

01:15:48.900 but you have to go through that you have to make cringe content before you realize what's good

01:15:52.500 i agree i totally agree there's there's there's there's some creators who are like

01:15:57.240 who have pretty much always been dope david's actually one of them david dobrik like i i said

01:16:03.720 one of his like videos from like three four years ago uh popped up and it wasn't it wasn't

01:16:08.340 anywhere near the quality is producing now but like he's always been like a like a cool kit a

01:16:12.700 cool likable kid a lot i mean i would assume maybe this is a reach but i would assume most people

01:16:18.240 like fall into who they are and that that that final form of themselves and i've definitely had

01:16:23.680 uh speaking personally like quite the evolutionary arc that i actually sort of

01:16:30.580 prefer because i feel like i've i've seen more and i experienced more and can relate to that

01:16:38.160 cringe kid or the the kid who is is failing or the kid who's on top because he's cringe like

01:16:43.920 there's those creators right who have their numbers are huge but like in real life they're

01:16:48.080 just kind of whack well you've been there so you can see it anyways how long we've been going denny

01:16:56.160 an hour and 37 minutes wow that was a long time with the doc all right listen guys go back listen

01:17:03.380 to that call with the doc.

01:17:04.900 There's a good chance

01:17:05.620 he may save your life.

01:17:07.280 He saved my life.

01:17:08.020 He also told me

01:17:08.580 my septum's deviated

01:17:10.460 and he's the one

01:17:11.180 who will do surgery on me

01:17:12.320 should I need it.

01:17:13.280 Is that something 0.78

01:17:13.940 with like your pee-pee?

01:17:15.320 Septum, I said.

01:17:16.100 Oh, okay.

01:17:16.780 In the nose.

01:17:17.180 I thought you said septic.

01:17:18.600 Nope, that's like a tank

01:17:19.960 that holds waste.

01:17:20.800 We'll figure it out.

01:17:21.500 Yeah.

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01:17:24.840 Spencer, thanks for joining us.

01:17:25.980 Be safe on that camping trip, brother.

01:17:27.100 Thank you.

01:17:27.520 Thank you.

01:17:27.800 Seriously, thanks for having me.

01:17:28.300 Watch art drive for bears, dude. 1.00

01:17:29.720 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:17:30.320 Bears. 1.00

01:17:31.020 You came to Yosemite with us, right?

01:17:32.560 Yeah.

01:17:32.980 Remember, we got kicked out because we didn't put the food in the bear crate?

01:17:35.760 Yes, I do remember that.

01:17:37.120 I'll watch out for bears.

01:17:37.880 Thank you.

01:17:38.420 Mac, keep growing the beard, I guess.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 07, 2020

E173 Quarantine： The Worst Time To Be Single - IMPAULSIVE EP. 173

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