Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E174 GREG PAUL CHEATS DEATH AND EXPOSES HIS SONS - IMPAULSIVE EP. 174

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00:02:12.400 And next thing you know, this dude, he's chewing on my hand.

00:02:16.400 As one does. 0.75

00:02:17.480 Yeah, and we're down on the ground, and your mom out of nowhere comes over and kicks him right in the face. 0.78

00:02:21.640 Yeah! 0.99

00:02:22.540 Oh! 0.94

00:02:23.400 Yeah! 1.00

00:02:24.120 Woo!

00:02:29.320 how do you feel about doing that with a mask on because it's kind of trippy that you can't see

00:02:35.420 your mouth me yeah yeah i can assure you i'm talking and also before this podcast starts

00:02:39.980 and by the way this could be possibly the best episode of impulsive we've ever had because this

00:02:44.220 will be the most impulsive episode we've ever had you have three paul brothers paul's paul boys on

00:02:49.960 set today you got jake paul lp my father greg our father greg paul and then mac who has been my

00:02:57.220 best friend since i was five six years old so you you're basically one of us dude like um yes but

00:03:01.860 the mask thing just addressing it maverick face masks not just maverick face masks maverickclothing.com

00:03:08.140 face masks these are brand new we're giving them out for free tomorrow so on friday we'll be

00:03:12.840 dropping these uh because i think the cdc is going to demand that everyone in los angeles anyways

00:03:18.820 wear masks i think you'll find if you do not wow so we're gonna be giving these out for free we

00:03:22.880 figured it'd be a good way to a get like a fresh relaunch of the brand because as you can see zoom

00:03:26.920 here andre the designs are different it's newer it's cooler it's updated it's sleek i love this

00:03:32.660 thing and uh most importantly could hopefully save lives it's good for you too maverickclothing.com

00:03:38.140 we even changed our site dude it used to be maverick by logan paul.com maverickclothing.com

00:03:42.280 and i'm gonna dive into more on like the rebrand and the full first campaign that we do but we

00:03:47.940 figured this was a good way during this pandemic to to start off and get a good kickstart but here

00:03:52.540 we are on impulsive the number one podcast in the world thank you guys for liking viewing watching 0.95

00:03:57.680 subscribing all this shit let's go during this pandemic let's go let's do this baby yeah we

00:04:04.220 try we try our best to keep the people entertained and uh gp hopefully you can help us do that today 0.99

00:04:08.560 i feel like it won't be hard for you yeah yeah well just let me know when we're on so we're on

00:04:12.480 yeah we've been going oh yeah just for a little while who do you think i was talking to man

00:04:17.980 you know i never know what's really going on so so i'm like slightly um concerned about that

00:04:23.100 because you've never been on a podcast never never ever so it's like wearing headphones even

00:04:27.160 like weird for you uh yeah i know i never listen to music where headphones earphones nothing you

00:04:32.880 never he just chops wood in the mountains we talked about this yesterday i want to dive into

00:04:36.860 that later because like growing up your mac was like i'm so glad my dad listened to bohemian

00:04:41.220 rhapsody type music growing like queen and like the classics i'm like yeah my dad never listened

00:04:45.080 to anything ever

00:04:45.860 that was weird actually

00:04:48.260 I drove home 2,200 miles on my motorcycle

00:04:50.980 from Washington to Cleveland over 3 days

00:04:53.360 no music, no headphones 1.00

00:04:55.060 just shit going on in my head 0.98

00:04:57.280 it's weird because that has 0.99

00:04:59.420 trickled down to me

00:05:00.620 I don't know if you've ever done this but I'll be in the car

00:05:02.980 and it'll be silent for 30 minutes and my friends will be like

00:05:05.240 yo like why aren't you

00:05:07.240 playing music and I won't even realize

00:05:08.880 that there's no music playing

00:05:10.100 I got enough going on up here

00:05:12.600 but I'm glad

00:05:15.040 you're able to join us typically you're uh on my ranch that i just bought my million and one

00:05:19.960 dollar property and i still have yet to do the tour on my vlog channel and you're posted up in

00:05:23.680 the mountains soaring at 5 000 feet just by yourself up there well sometimes i'm by myself

00:05:28.780 oh maybe you were right what you said about that i mean just you're a ladies man you know

00:05:35.220 no i got it from you guys oh that's crazy you are definitely the most ohio salt of the earth

00:05:45.020 man's man raw as dude we've ever had on this podcast and i think people only know a certain

00:05:52.060 side of you that obviously like we choose to show on the internet and it's like the the things that

00:05:56.240 people choose to focus on but hopefully we can help humanize you and form the full 360 degree

00:06:01.240 human that is greg paul yeah i would say you're the most controversial like paul youtube dad

00:06:07.260 that there has ever been yeah yeah i would agree with you on that whole thing with the youtube

00:06:12.700 Because there's not a lot of dads out there doing it

00:06:15.120 Or moms

00:06:15.680 Who's doing it besides you 0.99

00:06:18.000 We got the Nelk boys dad 0.96

00:06:19.920 What's his name 0.97

00:06:20.380 Let's talk about that

00:06:22.340 They need to fight 0.83

00:06:24.520 There's beef

00:06:25.540 Pat

00:06:26.620 MTV Pat

00:06:30.520 MTV Pat versus Greg Paul

00:06:32.720 You heard it here first

00:06:35.700 I'm game 1.00

00:06:36.820 You think he would beat his ass 1.00

00:06:38.980 I don't know nothing about him 1.00

00:06:39.980 He's got that old man strength

00:06:42.680 I don't want to, no boxing, I want MMA, or if we're going to box, we're going to wear 0.99

00:06:47.700 like MMA gloves, and just fucking fight. 0.98

00:06:50.400 Right. 1.00

00:06:50.740 So we've actually talked to the Nelk boys, and they are legitimate about setting this 0.52

00:06:56.940 up as well, and their dad, it's Jesse's dad, Pat, who's down to do it.

00:07:01.840 I think it'd be good.

00:07:02.660 I think it'd be huge.

00:07:04.260 So, yeah.

00:07:05.780 I think both of you have more clout than a Nissan Gibb.

00:07:09.980 Yeah, you're not wrong, yeah.

00:07:11.340 And an Nissan Gibb 1.00

00:07:12.520 I'd beat his ass 1.00

00:07:13.400 With no problem 1.00

00:07:14.040 Do you think

00:07:14.900 Hey

00:07:15.100 I mean

00:07:16.000 Yeah

00:07:17.460 Put me in the ring

00:07:18.760 I'll do it

00:07:19.500 You think you could be

00:07:20.220 Aniston Gibb

00:07:20.860 Yeah

00:07:21.380 So check it

00:07:22.360 You know the dynamic

00:07:23.900 Of the podcast

00:07:24.720 Hold on

00:07:25.900 I gotta ask something

00:07:26.520 What

00:07:26.900 Did Riley read

00:07:29.640 Was this hers

00:07:30.220 Yeah man

00:07:33.020 She had that 1.00

00:07:33.560 All the way down 1.00

00:07:34.280 Her esophagus 0.74

00:07:34.980 Was it this one 0.99

00:07:35.580 Oh yeah

00:07:36.000 Oh boy

00:07:36.580 Yeah I wouldn't get

00:07:37.940 Too close to it

00:07:38.520 No no

00:07:38.980 Put on these masks

00:07:39.700 They're free

00:07:40.160 Here hold on

00:07:40.760 i have an idea there we go nice they're good they're good for corona and preventing that's

00:07:47.640 actually a great idea because yeah that is actually a great idea there's probably a lot

00:07:51.160 of germs on this so the dynamic of the thought of this podcast is a little different and you guys

00:07:55.280 may have noticed this because um we are missing someone and it's mike mike is not to my left

00:08:02.100 that's jake and uh on the last podcast i texted mike this i said it's unbelievable that you are

00:08:09.680 just as polarizing when you're not

00:08:11.920 on the podcast as when you

00:08:13.860 are on the podcast. Bro, half

00:08:15.860 the people are like, yo, this shit's slow. 1.00

00:08:17.880 We need Mike's energy. Half people are like, yeah, fuck 1.00

00:08:19.880 Mike. We're glad he's gone. And it's the same 1.00

00:08:21.860 shit when he's on. So, like, put quite 1.00

00:08:23.800 simply, what the fuck do you people want? 0.99

00:08:26.280 What do you want? Make up your mind. 1.00

00:08:27.440 Make up your minds, people. I'm trying to satisfy you the best I can,

00:08:29.780 but I'm just confused. I have the answer. You need

00:08:31.800 a female. We're working on it. Yeah, you need a female 1.00

00:08:33.900 in here. We're working on it. But, um, 1.00

00:08:36.400 the reason I bring this up is because Mike

00:08:37.700 wanted me to say a message from him.

00:08:39.680 that he sent me this morning.

00:08:41.040 Mike has a message for all the impulsive fans

00:08:43.480 that I'm going to read now.

00:08:46.000 Hello, impulsive viewers.

00:08:47.380 I read this note to you from the confines

00:08:49.180 of my new quarantine in Beverly Hills.

00:08:51.060 It pains me to miss these episodes

00:08:52.480 after all that we've been through.

00:08:53.720 From my initial panic attacks

00:08:54.980 to episode from episode one to 170,

00:08:56.960 where my head is so big,

00:08:57.860 you can barely see the impulsive sign anymore.

00:08:59.980 I never thought a day would come

00:09:01.000 where I'd be watching the show from afar.

00:09:02.920 To my fans, I'm sorry I can't be there for you.

00:09:05.400 I've received your kind words

00:09:06.480 and they have kept me going.

00:09:07.800 I will return triumphantly.

00:09:09.560 To those who aren't big fans of mine,

00:09:11.260 different strokes for different folks.

00:09:12.680 I'm not mad at you,

00:09:13.760 but just know that you are the Carol Baskins of the comment section.

00:09:16.660 In the words of the great Henry Ford,

00:09:18.240 when everything seems to be going against you,

00:09:19.980 remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.

00:09:23.000 I thought Logan would like that one.

00:09:24.620 Well, guys, I hope to fly with you all again soon.

00:09:26.900 Be well.

00:09:27.700 P.S. I just want to remind everyone that I used to do drugs

00:09:29.740 and also that I'm dating Lana Rhodes.

00:09:31.200 It must be said.

00:09:33.980 That was good.

00:09:34.720 Now that we're on a Rhodes, let's talk about birthday gifts

00:09:37.260 because the birthday gift that you gave him 0.99

00:09:40.360 was far better than that fucked up piece of shrimp 1.00

00:09:42.980 that he gave you a piece of shrimp. 1.00

00:09:45.020 That was truly the dumbest fucking birthday gift 1.00

00:09:47.280 I've ever seen anybody give anybody. 1.00

00:09:48.860 But the intent was good

00:09:50.180 because it was technically a branch

00:09:52.820 of my favorite animal, the mantis shrimp.

00:09:54.880 Okay.

00:09:56.180 Yeah.

00:09:56.760 Good. 1.00

00:09:57.040 I'm going to give you a fucking scrawny-ass little dog 1.00

00:09:59.760 and I'm going to say, 1.00

00:10:00.280 hey, it's a branch of Kong. 0.98

00:10:01.460 I'm going to give you an Audi. 1.00

00:10:03.000 An Audi makes Lamborghini.

00:10:04.420 So it's like, it's technically connected.

00:10:07.020 Same page.

00:10:07.520 I just like, I don't know.

00:10:08.520 But here's the thing.

00:10:10.100 I bet you.

00:10:11.300 I bet you that shrimp would grill up really good.

00:10:16.400 GP, you've been on the mound too long.

00:10:19.740 Yeah, for sure, man.

00:10:20.820 For sure.

00:10:21.480 You eating squirrels and stuff?

00:10:23.280 No, no.

00:10:24.040 I'm going Chef Kitty leftovers, man.

00:10:25.940 Those are the best.

00:10:27.160 So here we are.

00:10:29.360 I don't even know where to start with this.

00:10:31.840 You have raised two...

00:10:37.020 Very successful, yet very controversial.

00:10:40.440 Ex-controversial.

00:10:41.500 True.

00:10:42.080 Ex-controversial.

00:10:43.300 We're no longer controversial.

00:10:44.580 But now notorious young men.

00:10:47.540 Notorious B.I.G.

00:10:49.280 You did not raise the notorious B.I.G., unfortunately.

00:10:52.880 And I just want to pick your brain a little bit about, I mean, like, what's really good with you?

00:10:59.240 We want to know.

00:11:00.160 That's a broad question.

00:11:01.240 How can you narrow that one down?

00:11:02.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:11:03.680 I need more. 1.00

00:11:04.580 Did you beat my ass when I was young? 1.00

00:11:07.020 Because I have vivid memories of being thrown down the stairs. 1.00

00:11:09.800 That was from your mom.

00:11:12.520 I saw that a couple of times, and also I've been thrown through a wall.

00:11:16.980 Wait, which wall?

00:11:18.000 In my room.

00:11:19.600 That was also from your mom.

00:11:23.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:24.640 What we did do on this step, so I don't know if you guys remember,

00:11:27.320 you'd each grab onto one of my legs, and I'd walk up the steps with you.

00:11:31.640 No, I know.

00:11:32.080 I remember that.

00:11:32.740 We did all sorts of stuff on the stairs.

00:11:35.120 No. 1.00

00:11:35.260 I didn't really beat your ass 1.00

00:11:38.260 You were pretty good for the most part 1.00

00:11:40.700 Jake

00:11:40.960 But you guys both really were great kids

00:11:43.380 You listened for the most part

00:11:44.860 Every now and then I raised my voice

00:11:46.960 Okay so what went wrong with Jake though

00:11:48.600 Raise his voice

00:11:49.720 Does raising his voice look like this

00:11:52.720 Bro cause I have vivid

00:11:56.240 I have vivid memory of me just

00:11:57.820 I don't know

00:11:59.060 I thought you 1.00

00:11:59.880 I thought I was about to fuck you up 1.00

00:12:02.400 But then I was like damn I'm a 7 0.99

00:12:03.660 you know well yeah you thought that from like i mean you started walking at seven and a half 0.84

00:12:10.840 months old yeah and i remember you're you're probably one and a half or two and you're walking

00:12:16.540 around this coffee table and i said look i just cleaned the coffee table don't touch it keep your

00:12:21.960 hands off it was a glass top and he literally looks right at me looks me right in the eye

00:12:26.520 and he goes like this and he has his finger half an inch from the table

00:12:30.940 he looks right at me

00:12:33.560 and he starts walking around the table

00:12:36.240 with his finger going like this

00:12:38.540 and about halfway around

00:12:39.860 he stops and looks at me

00:12:41.200 and I'm like 1.00

00:12:42.640 you little motherfucker 1.00

00:12:43.680 nothing's changed 1.00

00:12:45.580 just a fuck ass 1.00

00:12:47.820 and I go if you touch that table 1.00

00:12:49.540 you're in trouble

00:12:50.540 and he just grinned

00:12:52.100 and kept walking 1.00

00:12:52.980 and I was like oh fuck 1.00

00:12:56.280 he's like oh fuck we got a rotten one 1.00

00:12:58.500 how we're going to fix this kid 1.00

00:13:00.140 Yeah, this is tough. 0.98

00:13:00.940 Beat the shit out of me. 0.97

00:13:02.440 Right. 0.99

00:13:02.960 Yeah.

00:13:03.580 No, so I remember when I was growing up, you were, I mean, you're like, you're an alpha,

00:13:09.400 you're an alpha male.

00:13:10.520 And I remember there was a very specific moment when I, when I realized that I was stronger

00:13:14.880 than you.

00:13:16.040 And, and, and yeah.

00:13:17.920 And so we were grappling in jujitsu.

00:13:20.880 And do you remember when I made you tap out for the first time?

00:13:23.320 Yeah.

00:13:23.500 You choked me.

00:13:24.300 Yeah.

00:13:25.240 I don't know about for you, but that was a big moment for me. 0.99

00:13:27.380 Cause that's how I knew you couldn't beat my ass anymore. 0.99

00:13:30.140 Well, here's the thing. 0.99

00:13:32.520 That was a big moment for you in jujitsu.

00:13:36.220 In fighting, it's a whole other story.

00:13:39.400 He's like, I got my Glock.

00:13:41.000 No, because the difference is I've been in scraps before.

00:13:44.820 I know what it's like to hit somebody's head up against a cement 0.98

00:13:47.200 and not worry about it and not give two fucks. 0.95

00:13:51.260 You never did that. 0.97

00:13:53.320 I have yet to slam someone's head against the cement, yes.

00:13:57.300 well um that's that's what i hate about our generation though because like if you slam

00:14:01.100 your head someone's head against the cement now it's like you're like you're doomed back then it

00:14:06.480 was like so normal for people like get in fights and do and be like real raw humans and settle 0.96

00:14:12.400 shit like like in the old days right you'd beat the shit out of each other and it was it was okay 0.93

00:14:21.040 that's because no one had cell phones to record it that's right no true you just get away with 0.99

00:14:25.140 truth the cell phone's a major weapon major weapon i wish i like grew up in that time and

00:14:31.200 the lawsuit thing is another thing because you have a bunch of attorneys going oh i saw that

00:14:34.320 you got hurt here call me and it's not going to cost you anything for me to sue him also depending 0.85

00:14:39.000 on what state you're in like the laws in california are fucked i i heard i heard um i think 0.99

00:14:43.860 someone told me the other day if someone breaks in your house in california and you shoot them 0.98

00:14:47.740 you go to jail

00:14:49.600 you go to 1.00

00:14:50.280 and if you kill them 1.00

00:14:51.520 you go to jail 1.00

00:14:52.280 for a long time

00:14:53.720 and so I don't

00:14:55.560 I mean I don't know

00:14:56.240 if that's true or not

00:14:57.500 and I was maybe hoping

00:14:58.360 someone could say something

00:14:59.360 I heard

00:14:59.920 I heard

00:15:00.480 I know nothing

00:15:02.020 I heard as if

00:15:02.740 if the shots are in the front

00:15:04.260 then you're fine

00:15:05.300 if they're in the back

00:15:06.440 then it's like

00:15:07.460 they're running away

00:15:08.160 but anyways

00:15:09.020 this moment for me

00:15:10.660 I went through puberty

00:15:12.600 and I remember

00:15:13.160 I made you tap out once

00:15:14.240 and you kind of sat back

00:15:15.280 and I kind of sat back

00:15:16.120 and there was a moment

00:15:16.640 you looked at me

00:15:17.140 And you kind of laughed and smiled.

00:15:18.240 And you're like, you got a lot stronger.

00:15:20.380 And I was like, you got dang red-eyed, dude.

00:15:22.580 Dad, I'm an all-state wrestler now. 1.00

00:15:24.440 Watch your ass. 1.00

00:15:25.380 Right. 1.00

00:15:25.920 And you know what?

00:15:27.140 For a dad to deliver that to their kid, that's kind of cool, actually.

00:15:30.220 Like, it didn't. 1.00

00:15:32.080 Now, there's a lot of dads out there that are pussies and would be concerned about it. 1.00

00:15:35.120 I wasn't concerned about it. 0.99

00:15:38.240 Because you guys weren't punk-ass kids.

00:15:41.460 What?

00:15:42.100 You weren't.

00:15:42.640 What about him?

00:15:43.400 No.

00:15:44.240 No.

00:15:44.900 No?

00:15:45.360 No.

00:15:45.640 neither one of you guys

00:15:46.340 you guys are both great kids

00:15:47.880 what about in high school

00:15:49.400 he was still

00:15:50.340 I just got in trouble

00:15:51.860 a lot

00:15:52.280 but it's because

00:15:53.140 I didn't have enough

00:15:54.120 stimulation

00:15:54.620 I was too smart

00:15:55.700 to be sitting 1.00

00:15:56.740 in the fucking class 1.00

00:15:57.740 cooped up all day 1.00

00:15:58.580 what kind of smart though

00:15:59.960 not book smart

00:16:00.620 no I didn't know

00:16:01.900 but

00:16:02.220 street smart

00:16:03.660 common sense

00:16:04.620 yeah

00:16:04.900 like the high IQ

00:16:06.560 Jake's thing

00:16:07.400 he wanted to be

00:16:09.020 the first one done

00:16:09.720 with

00:16:09.980 his homework

00:16:11.540 and his test

00:16:11.940 didn't matter

00:16:12.340 I mean

00:16:12.580 he rushed through everything

00:16:14.820 and then he'd sit there in the rest of the class

00:16:17.040 for the next 20 minutes

00:16:19.520 doing nothing

00:16:20.900 and then that's when he got in trouble

00:16:22.600 because he was like for some reason he had to be done right away

00:16:25.440 but also didn't you get like not so good grades

00:16:27.600 no I got

00:16:28.980 so what would happen is I wouldn't

00:16:31.040 do homework but I would get

00:16:32.700 A's on the test

00:16:34.540 so it would equal out to like a C

00:16:36.220 how did you convince me

00:16:39.060 to like try in school

00:16:40.480 and like be a book smart nerd

00:16:42.420 and then he just did not

00:16:44.020 i didn't have anything to do it you just i don't think from third grade on i don't think you ever

00:16:51.380 got less than a no and you just were possessed with doing that i remember senior in high school

00:16:59.140 you're already done had all your everything you actually had your scholarship for ou

00:17:04.460 and on a sunday you studied for six hours it was like may 2nd and you were graduating on may 17th 0.96

00:17:11.000 And everybody's out smoking weed and drinking and fucking around. 0.94

00:17:13.820 And I'm like, look, dude, you're done. 0.99

00:17:15.860 You're good.

00:17:17.120 And you're like, no, I want to. 0.93

00:17:19.560 I had to kill those finals.

00:17:20.940 I want to get this. 0.98

00:17:21.520 I had to kill those finals.

00:17:22.160 And I go, but you already have everything. 0.96

00:17:23.820 And he was like, no, I have to do it.

00:17:26.100 And then Jake, I'd be like, dude, Jake, sit down. 1.00

00:17:29.320 Just finish this shit. 1.00

00:17:30.920 And he'd sit there for a few minutes. 1.00

00:17:33.100 He'd get all jittery and just, I'd fucking walk out in the garage 0.97

00:17:36.300 and he'd be somewhere else. 0.81

00:17:37.880 No, I remember seeing how frustrated you were doing homework.

00:17:41.000 and it's crazy that we came from the same family and like when it comes to schooling we are the

00:17:44.300 exact opposite opposite i just knew and maybe i didn't know but i just knew it wasn't for me and

00:17:51.020 i just thought there was no point in it at all i was like where is this taking me yeah what what

00:17:56.560 am i gonna do with these skills of calculating how many elephants cross the river like what i

00:18:04.580 went through the same thing 10th grade i remember geometry i asked my geometry teacher i said what

00:18:09.200 do i what do i need to know this he goes well if you want to be an engineer or you're gonna you're

00:18:12.440 gonna be a math teacher i said all right well i'm not gonna be an engineer or math teacher so

00:18:15.580 now what he goes well if you want to pass my class you need to know this stuff i said well

00:18:20.740 what if i don't care if i pass your class and he goes well then um i'm not sure but you need to

00:18:28.280 pass my class and i said okay and then somehow the teacher's actual geometry book with all the

00:18:36.420 answers ended up in my hand that's crazy so i ended up with an a in geometry wow way to go

00:18:44.840 yes and then i actually rented the book to another kid in class his name was jay i'm not going to 0.96

00:18:50.900 give his last name but he was always getting stoned he's like dude you don't do shit you cut 0.62

00:18:56.940 half the time how are you passing i'm like i'm smart man he's like no but if you ain't cheating 0.95

00:19:03.640 ain't trying you know that's and that's why i hit ksi in the back of the head when he was down

00:19:07.260 it all makes sense wait so so all right i'm listening to you and i also know you because

00:19:13.580 you're my dad and stuff and you're saying that like we weren't and like jake wasn't a punk in

00:19:17.260 high school boy you but you you were a bit of a punk right yeah i was a little bit out of control

00:19:22.800 yeah they called you red muff yes so what did mom see in you you know what um i think she liked my

00:19:30.340 rebellious nature yeah girls like bad boys yeah um but i was also confident and i was uh

00:19:36.900 um i just pursued her and you tricked her into marrying you actually it was the other way around

00:19:45.000 oh it must be nice having mom as the scapegoat anything i say nope that was your mom actually

00:19:52.220 it was mutual because we were actually living together before we got married and as a matter

00:19:56.680 of fact pam's mom was like if you guys get married before you move in i'll pay for the wedding

00:20:02.700 and i go but does that mean then you have control over who comes and she's like of course i go no

00:20:09.680 we're not doing it we're and i told because her mom was like i have a list of 100 people that

00:20:14.220 we're inviting and i told pam i go we're not inviting 100 people we don't know if if we don't

00:20:20.120 know him to talk to him say hey and she agreed she's like no i agree so we we covered it all

00:20:24.620 ourselves it's so it's so i'm fascinated tell me if you agree jake but you and mom are so different

00:20:31.260 like how did i was gonna say how did y'all think that was gonna work well here's the thing look

00:20:37.080 the divorce rate is 50 right yeah yeah it's a little lower now it's like 46 44 yeah because

00:20:42.060 everybody's waiting until they're 35 to get married if anything else that we did in life

00:20:47.740 had a 50 failure rate you wouldn't do it if you went to the grocery store and bought milk and 50

00:20:51.740 percent of the time the milk was bad you'd never do it if we all said just buy the milk it'll work

00:20:56.440 out no one no one would do it and the silly thing if it's right pam's mom was divorced two or three

00:21:03.460 times her dad was divorced like 72 times so were your parents yeah my mom and dad were divorced

00:21:08.120 we didn't have the teaching tools to make it through marriage but the fallacy is we believe

00:21:14.780 oh we love each other

00:21:17.000 love will pull us through 1.00

00:21:18.760 that's a fucked up bullshit lie 1.00

00:21:20.600 now if anything else had a 50% 1.00

00:21:23.180 failure rate the government would jump in to correct it

00:21:25.320 look at the coronavirus right

00:21:26.400 it's like 1-2%

00:21:28.720 we're shut down but here's the thing 0.99

00:21:31.360 if the divorce rate dropped 0.99

00:21:33.120 from 50% to

00:21:34.960 20%

00:21:36.160 the effect on the economy would be huge because

00:21:39.120 you have attorneys that aren't making money

00:21:40.600 you have courts that aren't making money

00:21:42.160 were buying, you guys had

00:21:43.980 multiple sets of shoes, multiple coats,

00:21:46.540 multiple things. Divorce, 0.97

00:21:49.400 for divorce to 1.00

00:21:50.440 end, it would have a huge

00:21:52.400 financial impact on the economy. Yeah, I mean, that seems

00:21:54.300 unrealistic and also like... It's not gonna

00:21:56.340 happen. You know, there'd be an adjustment. Yeah, it's not gonna

00:21:58.360 happen, but I'm saying like, you're a smart

00:22:00.480 guy. Did you really think love was gonna pull you

00:22:02.420 through? I'm telling you, you and mom are the exact

00:22:04.360 opposite. Well, here's a crazy thing.

00:22:06.580 They say opposites attract, but 1.00

00:22:08.420 that's another bullshit. I mean, bro, that's 0.99

00:22:10.420 for magnets right well here's the thing if we think about it as dudes all my dude friends that

00:22:15.660 are i'm good friends with i haven't seen in 20 years and i see them i pick up we're nowhere near 0.54

00:22:20.320 fucking opposite we're very much alike so you're saying me and mac are gonna be friends for a while 0.53

00:22:25.400 yeah nice yeah so you know if you think about it as friends and even women the people they're 0.83

00:22:31.740 tight with they're very similar but somehow we were in this idea that opposites attract

00:22:37.600 and it's just not true and and we we fucked up we i mean we did what we thought we're right we're in

00:22:44.920 love we didn't rush things you know we bought a house first moved in lived together so things 0.71

00:22:52.120 were calculated um i think that's what's interesting is like i don't know if you have any

00:22:56.840 memories of it but i never got to see like any of y'all's relationships so i wouldn't even know

00:23:02.260 what it was like i remember vaguely but i in my mind i can't even picture them like to get all i

00:23:08.440 remember honestly is like and not surprisingly is like the bad stuff when he got bad during the

00:23:12.060 divorce and right yeah you know here's the thing in divorce most people if you get go through a

00:23:18.980 divorce which 50 of us are it's generally a three to five year recovery emotionally financially or 0.97

00:23:25.940 both and you'll get people that are you're out of divorce like oh we're good fuck you you're not 1.00

00:23:31.220 good you know did you did you try to get a rebound like uh because you know did you spite fuck 1.00

00:23:37.840 anyone no but you know um the first gal look when i got divorced your mom left she was involved 1.00

00:23:46.880 with somebody else we i never had any clue we never talked about getting divorced we never

00:23:50.900 went to counseling she never said she didn't love me was literally out of left field i was literally

00:23:55.880 like you know what 38 years old two kids i'm never gonna get laid again i'm never gonna get

00:24:02.880 tail again and there was one point and i actually shared this story i shared this story with evan 0.94

00:24:07.840 there was one point where i was just like fuck this and i didn't leave my room for like a day 0.99

00:24:15.220 and a half just went to the bathroom shades down and i was like gp quit being a bitch 0.99

00:24:22.680 i was about to say a day and a half is like not long yeah that's not that bad person right so i'm 0.99

00:24:28.380 like get up and do something that's impressive that's the gp i know right so but here's here's

00:24:34.000 the part that i share with evan that i not really share with a lot of people there were times when

00:24:38.520 it got really hard because she's out living hard she's traveling i had you guys a large part of

00:24:44.100 the time and i'm still trying to recover and i was selling real estate so i didn't have like your

00:24:52.160 mom was a nurse and she could punch a time clock had to be there tuesday at nine o'clock yeah and

00:24:58.320 the person behind her in front of her kind of move her along through her day but as a realtor i'm

00:25:03.900 self-employed so there's nobody pushing me or pulling me there's nobody saying gp get out of 0.72

00:25:08.420 bed come to work do this and when you're emotionally fucked the the shadow of emotion 0.97

00:25:15.700 follows you anywhere you go yep it if i'm physically tired i'm just gonna go to sleep 0.98

00:25:19.640 but when i'm emotionally wrecked i wake up take a leak that shadow of emotion can't stop thinking

00:25:27.440 about it it shows up anywhere i i found myself at one point driving to toledo which is an hour

00:25:31.800 and a half from from home and i'm like literally don't even know how i got i don't even know how

00:25:36.020 i got there well because i was just like in my mind that wasn't that wasn't the drugs no here's

00:25:41.420 their thing this is their thing when i went through this i'm like no coffee no drinking

00:25:48.440 no smoke wait really yeah because here's why i was like you know what i want to feel every emotion

00:25:53.740 i want to feel it raw and and and i also lean into the pain i also didn't want to be in a

00:26:00.860 position where i ran into your mom and her dude and i was jacked up on coffee or jacked up on a 0.93

00:26:06.960 shot and next thing you know somebody's fucked has someone ever has someone ever punched someone 0.91

00:26:13.020 in the head because they drank too much coffee well here's why i had too much coffee this morning 0.98

00:26:18.300 Well, you know, you get that rage.

00:26:20.300 You're just like, you know, that's a, that's mad noble GP.

00:26:24.660 So here's, well, I wanted to feel it all. 1.00

00:26:27.700 That's kind of, that's kind of a, it kind of makes you a sick fuck, man, but it's noble. 1.00

00:26:32.420 But also, are you crazy? 1.00

00:26:33.660 Cause the reason I ask is cause when I, I mean, it's only like one and a half times. 0.99

00:26:38.300 When I had my heart broken and I was like emotionally just like fucked full transparency.

00:26:43.300 i i turned to alcohol yeah because i did not want to be present and a lot of people do it's just

00:26:50.140 like yo i do i do not want to be present here in this moment i am so sad and traumatized by all 0.61

00:26:54.460 this i get it and and and emotionally it was fucking me and i was literally i would i would 0.95

00:27:03.540 leave myself a voicemail at night before i go to bed and i'd go yo gp you're a good dude you're 0.98

00:27:10.520 doing what's right for your boys, wake the fuck up, 0.62

00:27:13.660 spread some goodness, and keep on moving. 0.98

00:27:16.140 I'd go to sleep.

00:27:17.180 I'd wake up in the morning.

00:27:18.020 I'd check my voicemail. 0.98

00:27:19.180 And I was still so emotionally fucked that I'd go through my voicemail. 0.94

00:27:23.860 And, you know, I'd have one or two. 0.97

00:27:24.960 Then a third one would be me that I left for myself.

00:27:28.080 I was like, huh, that sounds familiar. 0.98

00:27:31.440 I'm like, fuck, that's me. 0.98

00:27:32.400 Why you didn't remember? 0.99

00:27:33.940 Because I was so emotionally drained.

00:27:38.180 How long did that last for, though?

00:27:39.980 For me, it was about, well, it was about 96 days.

00:27:45.320 The reason it was 96 days is because on the 96th day, 1.00

00:27:48.500 I got fucking railed by a hot, smoking piece of ass. 1.00

00:27:53.300 There he is. 1.00

00:27:54.980 There he is.

00:27:55.920 In this, Jim.

00:27:57.180 Did you count the exact days?

00:27:59.800 You know what?

00:28:00.620 He was tallying on his door.

00:28:02.560 He couldn't get out.

00:28:03.340 Days I've cried.

00:28:04.620 Yeah.

00:28:04.920 So here's what happened.

00:28:06.200 I didn't know for a while.

00:28:07.220 and my buddy

00:28:08.160 Tommy

00:28:09.320 who you guys know

00:28:10.100 was with me

00:28:11.080 we were at a bar

00:28:12.000 and we went back

00:28:13.420 to the bar

00:28:13.780 and at the bar

00:28:14.200 they always take

00:28:14.720 Polaroid pictures

00:28:15.380 of everybody in the bar

00:28:16.500 and like three months later

00:28:18.280 we go back to the bar

00:28:19.100 we're flipping through

00:28:19.660 the pictures

00:28:20.120 and there's a Polaroid

00:28:21.940 of me

00:28:23.200 and the gal

00:28:23.960 that I was with

00:28:24.660 and I was like

00:28:26.980 and he goes

00:28:27.820 dude

00:28:28.160 this is the night

00:28:29.420 you got your mojo back

00:28:30.720 because every dude

00:28:32.900 that has

00:28:33.940 ended a relationship 1.00

00:28:36.360 with a girl

00:28:36.860 like especially if it's a long like powerful relationship there's always that fear of like

00:28:41.340 oh my god i i forgot i'm out of the game i'm never gonna get women again i have no idea how

00:28:45.480 to have sex with like a new girl yeah it's new territory it's uncharted so like uh yeah that's 0.73

00:28:51.000 that's that was a big day that day 96 oh it's huge and the crazy part is that when guys get 0.99

00:28:55.800 divorced guys do this dude let's go out and get fucked up let's just drink let's get away and

00:29:00.520 you'll be fine and i didn't want to do that and when women get divorced all their girlfriends 0.99

00:29:05.520 like hey i'll watch your kids i'll bring you dinner you know i'll clean your house they're 0.99

00:29:09.640 carrying and giving yeah dudes are just like go out and get laid you'll be fine but i don't want

00:29:14.400 to do that because i didn't trust where your mom was going and i didn't want to risk being thrown

00:29:24.420 in jail because if i was in the can then that would give some justification to the moves the

00:29:31.680 motives and what she did and i also didn't want to be taken away from you guys so you were definitely

00:29:36.220 thinking boys first here right 100 was there anything that you did that you can remember

00:29:41.260 where you were um really putting them first everything i did everything everything yeah i

00:29:48.260 remember i remember you leaned you leaned into us a lot i remember we we ruined a relationship for

00:29:52.220 you because a girl wanted the woman demanded that and you told her this before you started dating

00:29:56.820 that you know boys are number one for you and then she's like oh that's cool that's so noble

00:30:01.940 he's such a man six months in she wanted to try to flip the script on you and you're like

00:30:06.140 i'm sorry i told you this like my boys are the most important to me and then

00:30:09.260 you guys broke up right and you know to her credit

00:30:13.160 she told me she was listen i know you told me the second day we the second date we went out

00:30:19.480 you told me this she goes and i loved it but not too many guys are doing it and you gotta

00:30:25.140 understand something i had you guys a week at a time a week on a week off and back then

00:30:29.200 that was i was kind of setting the trend that wasn't the norm that was unheard of right yeah

00:30:33.940 that wasn't the single dads would get like a day that was like every other weekend or something 0.98

00:30:37.560 yeah every other weekend in one day a week and i literally said no fuck that i said it's going to 0.88

00:30:41.200 be 50 or i'm going for full custody and the counselors agreed and they were like look told 0.97

00:30:49.420 well, Pam, look, you're going to learn to love this routine.

00:30:53.240 And you got a guy who's a great dad.

00:30:58.260 You did a great job, GP.

00:31:01.080 I'm definitely always inspired by these two and their dedication and work ethic.

00:31:06.360 That's something that I remember when I would come over to the house.

00:31:10.180 It would be, I don't know, a Saturday,

00:31:12.280 and they were coming back from, what, 6 a.m., working on a house,

00:31:15.480 and they're exhausted, and then all of a sudden we're trying to do fun stuff

00:31:19.040 and they're just laying on the couch.

00:31:21.240 Cleaning hoarders' houses. 0.99

00:31:22.700 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:31:24.440 Can we talk about this? 1.00

00:31:24.940 This is ridiculous. 0.88

00:31:26.220 We were 10 years old, 12 years old. 0.86

00:31:28.720 Dad's like, come on, we're going to work.

00:31:31.420 You see the show Hoarders on TV?

00:31:34.120 These are the houses we were cleaning.

00:31:35.680 I remember some of the gunk I'd have to scrape out of corners. 0.97

00:31:39.780 Disgusting!

00:31:40.800 I remember one house we cleaned out. 0.93

00:31:43.620 You walked into the house and it was three feet of stuff.

00:31:46.720 you had to walk three feet above the ground and we had to clean out the whole entire house

00:31:50.860 and i remember cleaning out like like hundreds of these like vhs porn tapes yeah and i was just

00:31:59.540 like had gloves on i'm just thinking myself like bro this has come all over right it was totally

00:32:05.300 gross and the guy that lived in that house was a finance manager at a large company and every

00:32:11.240 single day he went to work wore suit looked great and he was an absolute freak isn't it crazy how 0.97

00:32:17.600 you never know who you don't fucking freaks are don't know yeah that's i'm always i'm always scared 0.95

00:32:21.960 to visit uh chicks houses that i like like because i mean how many what's the percentage of women our 0.99

00:32:28.100 age or pigs living like slobs it's high it's higher than you think that that house my buddy 0.77

00:32:33.700 that set the job up or who knew the hoarder and i cleaned it out these guys are running around and 0.88

00:32:39.900 i would tell him i go hey you guys are getting a flat fee you're gonna get 400 bucks if you get

00:32:43.240 done in six hours you get 400 bucks if you're done 20 hours you get the same amount of money

00:32:46.660 so they're going up and down and this electrician starts talking to jake and jake looks at him goes

00:32:51.920 i can't talk to you and he keeps moving and the guy comes back and he's like why what's wrong

00:32:57.160 and jake goes unless you're going to pay me to talk to you you're slowing me down

00:33:00.760 now i said that too here's i know because the electrician called my buddy and he's like you're 0.95

00:33:06.260 not going to believe it these kids were busting their ass and basically this 14 13 year old kid 0.99

00:33:13.000 told me to stop talking to him because he wanted to we would we would we would go so hard as fuck 1.00

00:33:18.660 we would we would work so fast through those houses it would take us like two two days max 0.97

00:33:23.780 12 hours 14 hour days yeah i also i also remember anytime we would work with like one of your

00:33:28.840 friends or i would i would work for uh like craig for example your friend i'd mulch his lawn and

00:33:34.460 stuff i remember i always wanted to make it a point to exceed his expectations and like shake

00:33:40.260 his hand look him in the eye when i did it right work extra hard because when when your friends

00:33:45.120 would call you and be like yo your boys are really good and then you'd relay the message to me felt

00:33:48.600 good most so motivating right and my friends were like me like you know there's some parents like oh 0.99

00:33:54.840 the kid showed up and he raked for an hour he worked so hard fuck you your kid didn't work 1.00

00:33:58.300 hard your kid's a little bitch make them work and these guys would work for six eight hours 1.00

00:34:04.760 and then they'd be like hey these guys are busting ass other than the money how did you 0.99

00:34:09.160 inspire these kids to do that well the money was a huge motivator um their thing is like 0.87

00:34:14.260 some of the house that we did what money yeah that's what i was just gonna ask so i think you 0.82

00:34:20.380 paid us for like 10 of the jobs we did bro i didn't get no fucking money yeah i just remember 0.78

00:34:26.880 working for free for a lot of those years. 0.77

00:34:29.440 Wait, hold on. I think

00:34:30.520 you had a Jeep. Oh, you bought me

00:34:33.160 a $3,000 car after I

00:34:35.240 worked for 9 million hours

00:34:37.120 from the age of 10 to 16.

00:34:39.260 Like, if I calculated the hours

00:34:41.040 from 10 to 16, and I paid

00:34:43.140 myself minimum wage, I would have

00:34:45.120 been able to buy a Lamborghini.

00:34:46.900 Oh, God.

00:34:50.700 This is why

00:34:52.660 you are where you are on YouTube.

00:34:54.840 You are a phenomenal storyteller.

00:34:56.880 that is great

00:35:01.460 9 million hours

00:35:03.660 I mean

00:35:05.220 I remember when I was

00:35:07.200 when I was like 13

00:35:08.380 and I went to mom

00:35:10.280 I was like hey mom

00:35:11.140 dad's making this work a lot 1.00

00:35:12.860 she's like yeah but child labor laws 1.00

00:35:14.640 I could have sworn those didn't apply to us 1.00

00:35:17.440 no

00:35:18.020 well here's the thing

00:35:20.280 the only way I could make it happen 0.98

00:35:22.160 is I had to give your mom 50% 1.00

00:35:23.820 so she was getting a cut

00:35:24.980 I'd be like mom 1.00

00:35:25.440 or Pam here's your house money 1.00

00:35:26.640 They just keep job services back. 1.00

00:35:28.340 See what you were paying Pam and not the kids? 0.96

00:35:30.480 Well, because I wanted them to learn the work ethic

00:35:32.460 because I knew that if they had the work ethic,

00:35:34.140 no matter what happens in their life,

00:35:35.620 no matter what shitstorm comes up to them,

00:35:37.600 no matter how deep the mud is, 1.00

00:35:39.020 they're going to fucking get out. 0.99

00:35:40.060 They're going to keep plugging forward 0.99

00:35:41.180 and they're going to succeed and make it.

00:35:42.860 I've said this before.

00:35:45.200 That's the secret.

00:35:46.420 Like, how'd you do it?

00:35:47.940 I just, I literally will outwork everyone.

00:35:49.920 Like that's, ta-da, it's just the work ethic. 0.99

00:35:52.260 So as fucking, I'll use the word like horrible 0.98

00:35:55.680 And as much as I didn't like it back then, 0.99

00:35:57.420 it's probably the core reason why I am where I am.

00:36:00.960 And it's not, it wasn't an accident.

00:36:03.640 Like you did, you did it twice.

00:36:05.080 Right.

00:36:05.500 You're two for two.

00:36:06.320 Yeah.

00:36:06.760 And I, and guess what?

00:36:07.700 I did it with Tommy Melton.

00:36:08.980 I can do it.

00:36:10.100 I can do it with, Tommy will work his ass off.

00:36:12.540 Yeah, but is he on YouTube?

00:36:14.980 What's he doing?

00:36:16.060 Yeah, he's coming on.

00:36:18.480 You know, here's the thing.

00:36:20.000 I'll give you an example.

00:36:21.220 When I was doing that Dagwood thing and the,

00:36:23.880 it was a franchise company.

00:36:25.440 embezzled 10 million dollars i literally went broke overnight let me give some context this is

00:36:29.420 this was a sandwich shop that was going to be a sandwich shop competitor to five guys i remember

00:36:34.040 we visited five guys because there's this new restaurant called five guys and they're going

00:36:36.800 to be your competitor and you were you were a franchisee and you were going to open i had a

00:36:40.980 northern northern hall territory the rights of 45 shops myself and four other guys bought it yep

00:36:45.320 and then we were going to help them build out and the deal was this a lot of people buy like

00:36:49.700 one mcdonald's or one arby's where our deal was look we're going to sell you three we're going to

00:36:53.960 sell you the first one you're gonna work it for a year then you're gonna buy the next one you're

00:36:58.600 gonna have a manager run the first one you're gonna work the second one for a year you're gonna get a

00:37:02.200 manager there you're gonna run the third one for a year get a manager there and then you're just

00:37:05.760 gonna spend your time overseeing three shops and you're gonna make between 90 and 140 grand a year

00:37:10.240 which is good money in cleveland yeah so the primary investors embezzled 10 million dollars

00:37:16.960 the whole thing went under right overnight it was like a genius idea too i just remember like

00:37:21.100 seeing the sandwiches and it looks so juicy and i'm just pissed because i never got the taste for

00:37:25.140 them well and here's the thing i had every news um station all the radio stations i had

00:37:29.940 the best seats all these people court me and then within four weeks what what year was that

00:37:35.820 uh i think it was 2008 okay okay because the reason i ask is i remember there was a time where

00:37:42.400 i saw dad go from like big powerful man's man working to i remember you were struggling and

00:37:51.000 And it was after the Dagwoods sandwich shop thing collapsed.

00:37:53.620 And then either it was right before or right after the housing market collapsed. 1.00

00:37:57.800 And as a realtor, you got fucked. 1.00

00:38:00.720 Oh, it was crazy. 1.00

00:38:01.640 When the Dagwoods thing went under here. 0.98

00:38:03.160 And here again is another story that I shared with a few people. 0.69

00:38:08.460 But I was literally.

00:38:10.200 This is Dagwoods.

00:38:11.060 So for anyone who knows what a newspaper is, let alone reads a newspaper, this was actually my favorite comic growing up, Dagwoods.

00:38:19.300 And I remember when you told me that you were doing Dagwoods, I was stoked.

00:38:22.860 And Dean Young, the guy who wrote that comic strip, I mean, I had him sign something for you guys, a book that was one of 20 or something.

00:38:32.120 Should we make one of those sandwiches?

00:38:34.400 Should we build a Dagwoods at the ranch? 1.00

00:38:37.220 We should bring it back. 1.00

00:38:38.380 It's quite possible.

00:38:40.240 You know, here's the crazy part.

00:38:41.880 And this is about back to the work ethic.

00:38:44.240 Everything we went under was literally flat broke.

00:38:46.420 got to sell my Pinsgauer, sell my Harley,

00:38:48.380 got rid of my shotguns, got rid of my kayaks.

00:38:50.660 I was literally like, the gal was dating that time.

00:38:52.180 I'm like, listen, it's hunker down time, man.

00:38:55.420 And a realtor...

00:38:57.160 You had to sell your Pinsgauer.

00:38:57.840 I don't think you just say sell your Pinsgauer.

00:38:59.800 Yes, he had this. 1.00

00:39:00.940 That was the shit, by the way. 1.00

00:39:03.440 Most badass vehicle. 1.00

00:39:04.920 And drove that to Colorado, top speed, 62 miles an hour.

00:39:08.800 I remember that.

00:39:09.640 Took us three days.

00:39:10.640 Three days.

00:39:11.200 Me and Jake hunkered in the back, dying 12 hours a day.

00:39:13.580 It was like 110 degrees in the back at one point.

00:39:17.040 Yeah.

00:39:17.340 And that's what the sides rolled up.

00:39:19.700 There's no way.

00:39:20.500 See, we're just dudes cruising down the road, going to Colorado.

00:39:23.460 You know, that's cool to off road.

00:39:26.080 Yeah.

00:39:27.400 But yeah, you sold everything.

00:39:28.820 And then you had to take care of two kids and pay child support for about a year. 1.00

00:39:33.960 And then I'm like, no, fuck this. 1.00

00:39:35.460 You know what? 1.00

00:39:36.260 She's not working by choice. 1.00

00:39:37.960 I'm not fucking paying. 0.98

00:39:39.060 My income went down. 1.00

00:39:39.980 My income, because I lost your mom's income as a nurse and my income was cut in half because of shit, everything falling apart. 0.82

00:39:49.000 And I remember a realtor posted something saying, hey, I need a porch cleaned out underneath an old Lakewood house, a house built in 1908. 0.99

00:39:55.600 The front porch has a bunch of shit in it. 0.98

00:39:57.640 And I said, hey, I know some of you can do it. 1.00

00:40:01.480 What do they want to pay? 0.99

00:40:02.840 She's like, oh, 200 bucks. 1.00

00:40:04.260 And I go, well, this guy will do it for 800.

00:40:06.320 She goes, no, we'll give 300.

00:40:08.280 And I said, okay, he's not interested.

00:40:09.980 Like six days later, she sends me an email back, says, hey, will the guy do it?

00:40:15.440 We'll pay $400.

00:40:16.500 I said, $600, he'll do it.

00:40:18.600 Well, it was me.

00:40:20.940 But I didn't tell her.

00:40:22.240 So here's this deal.

00:40:23.200 I'm literally underneath this porch cleaning out glass, beer cans, two-by-fours, rocks.

00:40:29.200 It's January 7th.

00:40:30.920 It's seven degrees out.

00:40:32.820 The porch is three feet tall.

00:40:35.040 I'm crawling underneath the porch.

00:40:36.520 my hand goes

00:40:38.120 I put my hand down on a board

00:40:40.480 and a nail goes through my hand

00:40:42.160 like right here this part goes through my hand

00:40:44.700 so I'm like 1.00

00:40:46.120 and when it goes through my hand I go fuck 1.00

00:40:48.620 and I go up like this 1.00

00:40:49.840 and a nail in the bottom

00:40:52.560 of the porch

00:40:54.300 hits me in the head

00:40:55.140 dude I literally 0.99

00:40:57.860 drop

00:40:59.040 and I'm like face down

00:41:01.900 and I'm literally going 0.97

00:41:03.880 what the fuck has my life 0.97

00:41:06.240 yeah was that your low was that the lowest point you think dude it was i was literally like 1.00

00:41:10.180 sitting there teary-eyed going fuck fuck fuck fuck i said fuck i think 33 000 times i hate that 1.00

00:41:17.720 moment that's called the in storytelling it's called the all is lost moment so i'm down there 1.00

00:41:21.960 and i'm and i'm literally like here here's the thing i'm down there and i'm going this blows 0.89

00:41:27.540 what the fuck literally a month and a half ago i was the man with dagwoods and everybody loved me 0.89

00:41:35.020 nothing's happening 0.99

00:41:36.260 and then I was like you know what

00:41:38.920 I gotta get back

00:41:41.440 for my boys

00:41:42.060 I gotta get up I gotta keep moving

00:41:45.340 pulled my hand out of the board

00:41:47.800 just launched your head from the ceiling

00:41:51.440 you know when you say that

00:41:53.140 this is what I picture by the way

00:41:54.660 this is a scene from Scary Movie

00:41:55.920 one of my favorites

00:41:56.700 George

00:42:01.140 what happened

00:42:04.580 I don't know.

00:42:06.180 Cody and I were playing a fun game, and then I looked down, and...

00:42:10.300 Yahtzee!

00:42:15.160 That's about how it happened.

00:42:18.880 So, you know, the thing is, my work ethic, which I was instilling in you guys,

00:42:24.420 is the thing you said, dude, just get up, keep moving, keep moving forward.

00:42:29.860 You know how to work.

00:42:30.780 Yo, but okay, you're also wired different because I don't even want to get into how your dad raised you.

00:42:36.940 But for people who can't just get up and do it and for people who spend more than a day and a half in their room, like, that's nothing.

00:42:45.400 Like, I've done that.

00:42:46.780 That's nothing.

00:42:47.420 For people who are, like, really depressed or really stuck, like, how can you get out of that rut?

00:42:53.020 Do you have any advice?

00:42:54.160 Well, you know, it's different for everybody, but there's a couple things.

00:42:59.140 I always say this, tough times don't last, tough people do.

00:43:02.140 The other thing I truly believe is this, no matter how bad you have it,

00:43:05.220 somebody has it worse.

00:43:06.800 That's what we call perspective.

00:43:08.180 Yeah, you think it's bad because you're locked in?

00:43:10.000 Yeah.

00:43:11.720 It's easier said than done, obviously.

00:43:14.620 It is.

00:43:16.040 But, yes, because I'm the same way.

00:43:18.780 The other thing is this, that you guys weren't allowed to say can't,

00:43:21.980 even when we coached.

00:43:22.760 If the kids said can't, they'd do push-ups.

00:43:25.480 Removing that word can't from your vocabulary is a huge game changer.

00:43:30.120 You were so anal about that.

00:43:31.840 Yeah. 0.97

00:43:32.940 Whenever he hears it.

00:43:33.700 Start to get fined.

00:43:34.600 Bro, whenever he hears it, say can't, we do 20 pushups.

00:43:36.660 I remember there were days I'd be popping like 1,000, 2,000, 3,000 pushups.

00:43:40.240 Again, I'm six.

00:43:43.960 GP, you're tough as nails, man.

00:43:45.540 When did you get so tough?

00:43:48.980 I don't know.

00:43:50.340 Basic training.

00:43:51.340 Basic training, I think. 0.99

00:43:52.220 I thought it was because Jim beat the shit out of you. 0.98

00:43:53.620 And by the way, there's three Greggs. 0.99

00:43:55.240 There's two more of them.

00:43:56.500 You got Jeff Paul and Jim Paul, our uncles.

00:43:59.220 They're almost more lit.

00:44:01.560 Jim is more of a character than you.

00:44:04.000 I think Jeff is the most sane one.

00:44:05.700 Yeah, I think so.

00:44:07.620 We're all different crazy in different ways.

00:44:09.860 The thing is, my brother Jim, 1.00

00:44:12.220 he'll rip off your head and shit down your throat 1.00

00:44:13.880 and skull fuck you to death. 1.00

00:44:15.020 Okay. 1.00

00:44:16.880 In no time flat.

00:44:18.080 I don't know if you can put that on there.

00:44:19.160 He can do it really fast.

00:44:20.240 he actually times how fast he skull fucks people this here's a story this is a funny story about

00:44:27.920 we're at a bar when we were 18 or 19 we all had fake ids i think at the time it was 21 to get in 0.65

00:44:33.120 the bar and i walk in the bathroom and there's like a crowd of people around the bathroom door

00:44:37.580 and i'm like i gotta see what's going on i hear a voice and i'm like that's my brother jim so we're 0.99

00:44:42.360 jim's in the bathroom and he has two guys holding his arms and he goes go on and fucking hit me 0.90

00:44:48.820 go on and he's and he's telling this guy he goes your two friends are holding my arm 1.00

00:44:52.820 as soon as you hit me they gotta let go i'm giving you a chance so fucking hit me he's a crazy he's 0.99

00:44:59.900 a crazy guy yeah and and and all these people are like and jim's like what are you gonna do and his 1.00

00:45:05.460 and his buddy's like hit him hit him and jim's like go on hit me because after you hit me i'm 0.99

00:45:10.380 fucking killing you and they're like dude you're whacked and i'm like yo jim you good he's like i'm 0.99

00:45:20.620 good man i'm good i remember i remember hearing all your fight stories didn't you bite a dude's 1.00

00:45:25.620 finger off or something no the guy stuck his hand in my mouth okay yeah oh no wait you know he i

00:45:32.840 thought he bit your finger off no he actually that's what happened he bit me and it was a

00:45:39.040 bachelor bachelor party thinking it was crazy because this fight's breaking out and next thing

00:45:44.700 you know this dude's he's chewing on my hand as one does yeah we're down on the ground and your

00:45:50.780 mom out of nowhere comes over and kicks him right in the face you know here's quiet quiet little

00:45:58.820 pam you know not do anything then like i think six beers and a couple three six beers and a

00:46:05.620 couple shots later and she's just like boom and and you know i feel all of a sudden i feel like

00:46:11.120 my finger get free it worked so yeah well that's a that's a powerful couple right at right there

00:46:17.840 like y'all were a good duo oh yeah yeah history fights hey we we did well look before we got

00:46:22.480 divorced i mean we had a nice house with us like six single family rentals we we had a boat uh two

00:46:29.140 or three cars on only a car payment and house payment virtually no debt yeah we're in good

00:46:33.180 shape yeah so you know shit happens yeah i uh i definitely make it clear that we grew up like a

00:46:39.220 middle class i think that most of the stuff we learned from you definitely shaped who we were 0.96

00:46:44.920 because i mentioned earlier that you're you're two for two you have two very successful boys

00:46:49.160 like patting ourselves on the back for a sec but also we we do make a lot of mistakes and we do

00:46:56.780 have a lot of shortcomings do you think that was also from you do you think something went

00:47:03.360 maybe wrong or would you have done something different look we all make mistakes we're

00:47:09.800 continually fucking up but but yeah i just i think i think imagine like the way i look at that 0.98

00:47:15.920 because we have made a ton of mistakes and have done stupid shit but i test a lot of it to having 0.99

00:47:21.740 this unhealthy addiction to vlogging and each day waking up to try and do something crazier 0.99

00:47:29.800 and better and not having fully matured off of camera to figure out who we were and doing

00:47:37.780 irrational things that weren't necessarily what we wanted to do but we knew would again feed the

00:47:44.240 beast which was get more views which equaled money and selling products and it was like we're

00:47:51.700 young kids in this unhealthy ecosystem and chasing success but we talk about this all the time in the

00:47:58.360 podcast you're absolutely right i um it's it's an unhealthy cycle and everyone in this house will

00:48:03.360 tell you uh that we are we we're watching me very carefully to make sure i don't go down that path

00:48:12.020 again because like you're right bro when you're vlogging spencer said on the last podcast first

00:48:15.400 thing he says like yo when you're vlogging like you're just different i'm just like energized i'm 1.00

00:48:18.880 psyched i'm ready to shoot the next crazy thing i know you texted jed you fuck ass you snitch 0.99

00:48:23.560 we were building the bridge across the uh the the second floor but also also good for you i was 1.00

00:48:30.820 gonna say good on you like someone has to do it you know he's the best looking dude like in the 0.71

00:48:34.800 whole fucking country yeah and and he's still looking out for you i like yeah no no i mean

00:48:41.620 someone has to do it so we're most of it's definitely on like the circumstances for sure 0.97

00:48:46.640 but i like i don't know i have to ask myself like i don't know would you would you do anything

00:48:54.080 different yeah well yeah so here's the thing with you guys in particular it's a little different

00:48:58.660 because you fell into an area where you're making a lot of money and everybody says yes to whatever

00:49:03.060 you want and if you look at the stats for for people who've won the lottery that are flat broken

00:49:07.880 three four or five years it's because they don't know what to do with their money because they're

00:49:11.900 getting conned they're getting ripped off and hollywood's no different would i do something

00:49:16.840 different yeah sure absolutely now what it is i don't really know because it's going to be

00:49:22.280 different with everybody but i will tell you this the basic ingredients of how we did things i would

00:49:29.380 definitely repeat and then you just make macro adjustments accordingly micro adjustments yeah

00:49:35.240 So you're making small adjustments

00:49:37.720 accordingly and

00:49:39.260 look, you know

00:49:41.720 as soon as you do something 1.00

00:49:43.320 sometimes you're like, shit 0.99

00:49:45.480 shouldn't have done that 0.98

00:49:47.360 There's a lot of parents that watch this show, what are some

00:49:49.700 tips that you have for parents raising kids

00:49:51.900 like those simple ingredients that you said

00:49:54.020 what are some of those simple ingredients

00:49:55.940 for raising your children that you would suggest

00:49:57.680 The primary thing is remember you're a parent

00:49:59.860 first and a friend second. So many parents

00:50:01.820 today want to be the friend of the kid

00:50:03.760 Dude, I had this realization this morning

00:50:05.580 While I was washing my hands

00:50:06.860 I swear I have some weird realizations at weird points

00:50:10.020 I was, cause you know, I was thinking about my kid

00:50:12.100 He's gonna be dope

00:50:13.080 And I was thinking, I was like

00:50:15.780 Do I wanna be his parent

00:50:17.660 Or his friend

00:50:19.180 And then the conclusion I reached was like, why not both 0.98

00:50:21.900 But there were definitely times where you didn't give a fuck 0.53

00:50:24.880 About being my friend 0.56

00:50:25.400 I remember you would even say that too 1.00

00:50:26.800 You'd say, I'm your parent, not your friend, fuck you 1.00

00:50:28.680 I'd be like, damn, that's fuck 1.00

00:50:31.940 You're right 1.00

00:50:32.620 you know and here's the thing i mean you have parents go you know uh you think they want to

00:50:38.160 be a friend if you're a parent you think you're a friend with your kid at your teenage years 0.93

00:50:43.140 you're fucked you're doing a bad job you you have to have that thing like for example i hear kids go 0.96

00:50:50.060 you know they're talking about their phone and parents go well i can't turn off their phone 1.00

00:50:53.620 wait a minute hold on is it your phone the parent or is it the kid's phone who's paying the bill

00:51:00.580 Then it's the parent's phone. 0.99

00:51:01.960 And the parent should say, listen, you give me any shit, I'm turning off the phone. 1.00

00:51:05.300 And pansy-ass parents will always be like, well, what if I need to get a hold of her? 1.00

00:51:09.200 I'm like, you know what? 1.00

00:51:10.140 If you need to get a hold of your friend, you call their friend's phone.

00:51:13.020 Or you just drop them off and pick them up.

00:51:15.540 There's a lot of ways around it.

00:51:17.080 But you're being lazy.

00:51:19.520 It's more convenient for you to leave the phone on.

00:51:23.520 Stop doing that.

00:51:24.600 The other thing is this.

00:51:25.280 We had routines.

00:51:27.100 We'd get up at 7.05 in the morning.

00:51:28.780 I don't know how well you guys remember this

00:51:31.680 but when we were going to bed at 10 o'clock at night

00:51:33.640 at 9.45 I'd go

00:51:35.600 alright you guys 15 minute warning

00:51:37.880 go up brush your teeth get your clothes

00:51:39.940 ready 15 minutes we're going to bed

00:51:41.460 10 o'clock we'd walk up to bed

00:51:43.180 tuck in love you guys goodnight wake up in the morning

00:51:45.760 at 7 o'clock I'd go in go alright guys 5 minutes

00:51:47.740 you're waking up 7.05 you wake up

00:51:49.860 go in brush your teeth put your clothes on

00:51:51.760 that you already picked out we'd eat breakfast

00:51:53.080 and we would casually walk down to the bus stop

00:51:55.980 we'd play hacky sack 0.59

00:51:57.340 you killed a rabbit with a blowgun dart 0.50

00:51:59.640 the morning before school one time

00:52:01.480 you know

00:52:02.560 and then you'd get on the bus

00:52:04.860 I need you to elaborate a little bit on that

00:52:07.000 so

00:52:09.280 you wanted a blowgun dart

00:52:11.780 for a birthday or Christmas

00:52:13.160 I was always obsessed with

00:52:14.880 weird things

00:52:16.920 and you would always somehow make it happen

00:52:19.840 whether it's like a Christmas gift or birthday gift

00:52:21.680 like I can ride the unicycle

00:52:23.300 I can pogo stick like

00:52:24.820 insanely well. That's how I pinched my penis 1.00

00:52:27.360 one time. The first time I swore in front of you 1.00

00:52:29.460 you got mad.

00:52:31.860 Yeah, the blowgun.

00:52:33.660 What else? You had a couple weird things too.

00:52:36.040 You would do the stick

00:52:37.400 things. I could do the Diablo.

00:52:39.960 I was more

00:52:41.480 into BMX. But yeah, that

00:52:43.420 one morning we saw a rabbit.

00:52:45.340 So you had three darts.

00:52:47.340 First one went right below its belly. 0.58

00:52:49.760 Second one went right over its back. 0.99

00:52:51.940 Third one right in the middle.

00:52:53.480 Just a casual morning hunt.

00:52:54.820 Casual

00:52:55.720 In like a suburban

00:52:57.760 Yeah

00:52:58.480 Town

00:52:59.140 And then you

00:53:00.260 It was pretty woodsy back there

00:53:01.280 Yeah our house was

00:53:02.520 Our house was

00:53:03.060 Yeah just

00:53:03.480 Anchors of woods

00:53:04.320 And then you went on

00:53:05.000 Got on the bus

00:53:05.760 And I skinned the thing

00:53:06.840 And we ate it for dinner

00:53:07.660 Your rule for

00:53:09.020 Because we did grow up hunting

00:53:10.420 I've made this clear before

00:53:11.300 Firearms

00:53:11.960 Like it was 1.00

00:53:12.540 When I say man's man's shit 1.00

00:53:14.240 Like I mean it 1.00

00:53:14.860 And can you

00:53:15.980 Tell me what your rule was

00:53:17.540 If we were able to kill an animal 0.96

00:53:18.640 If you kill it 0.98

00:53:19.840 We had to eat it 0.99

00:53:20.480 That's it

00:53:20.960 It didn't matter what

00:53:21.780 If it was a bird

00:53:22.420 A frog

00:53:23.180 A snake 0.99

00:53:23.600 You kill it

00:53:24.640 we're eating it yeah and and that taught respect for life but it also kept him from just randomly 0.99

00:53:31.500 just killing shit and being careless yeah i remember you took you took me hunting you took 0.65

00:53:36.700 us both hunting yeah and uh i eventually kind of like fell out of love with it when i when i got 0.98

00:53:42.540 older yeah because i remember my first deer that i that i dropped i cried tears of happiness the

00:53:46.960 first time i've ever cried tears of happiness i was 10 10 years old 10 years old and i was like

00:53:51.100 what is happening?

00:53:51.600 I was so happy.

00:53:52.380 And then by the time I was like an adult who like knew what I liked,

00:53:56.100 I,

00:53:56.440 I,

00:53:57.580 I mean,

00:53:58.000 you noticed we'd be in the tree stand.

00:53:59.900 I'd be playing game boy.

00:54:01.220 Right.

00:54:01.660 I just became like uninterested.

00:54:03.080 And that was fine.

00:54:03.820 It didn't matter.

00:54:04.620 I mean,

00:54:04.860 look,

00:54:05.140 there was one point where you're sitting on a rock over here and I'm over

00:54:08.340 here with Jake's hunting and you're like,

00:54:10.880 I see six dough and there's a buck and it's a six pointer.

00:54:17.000 You're going to drop it.

00:54:18.240 Now, in Ohio, a grown-ass man would have dropped that buck

00:54:21.560 because guys just want to get a buck.

00:54:23.880 Here's Logan at 13 or 14 going,

00:54:26.800 no, I think I'm going to hold off for a bigger one.

00:54:29.980 I'm like, all right, it's cool.

00:54:30.880 Whatever you want.

00:54:31.560 It never came.

00:54:32.360 But you know what he did come for? 1.00

00:54:34.060 That motherfucker Jake. 1.00

00:54:36.740 I had better hunter's luck. 1.00

00:54:39.020 I had like a 10-pointer, two 8-pointers.

00:54:41.640 Wasn't the 10-pointer your first deer?

00:54:43.720 No.

00:54:44.540 I had a couple of doe. 0.98

00:54:45.640 I had a couple of doe.

00:54:46.440 Remember the doe?

00:54:47.140 because we were in the tree stand.

00:54:48.120 I thought you were in the tree stand too

00:54:49.220 and it was a back shot.

00:54:51.260 That was me with the crossbow?

00:54:52.660 No, no.

00:54:53.720 No, Jake's first one

00:54:55.220 was out of the same tree stand

00:54:56.540 that you dropped yours

00:54:57.380 but when he shot it,

00:54:59.540 the thing dropped

00:55:00.320 and hit it in the back.

00:55:01.440 That was me. 0.76

00:55:02.020 That was me.

00:55:02.200 No, that was you with the crossbow

00:55:03.460 but Jake also

00:55:04.120 because Jake's

00:55:06.320 crawled off into the woods.

00:55:08.480 I remember that morning

00:55:09.680 because that was the time

00:55:11.920 where I was kind of not really

00:55:13.220 liking hunting anymore

00:55:14.360 and Dad had his big 10-point buck

00:55:16.800 in his den where he'd do his work and I was like

00:55:18.760 I'm going to get a deer and try to impress my dad

00:55:20.740 and that morning

00:55:22.400 you asked me at the cabin, you're like yo

00:55:24.640 it's 6.30am, you want to go? I was like

00:55:26.660 nah, I'm going to sleep today and you took Jake

00:55:28.300 and this dude dropped the most beautiful buck

00:55:30.780 is it above your bed? Yeah, it's above my bed

00:55:32.800 yeah, it's a nice buck

00:55:33.920 it kind of shows, it's like

00:55:36.160 the gold is just a little bit further if you just

00:55:38.640 got to dig. There's that one

00:55:40.080 meme, I'm going to look this up

00:55:42.560 well the funny thing about this was Jake

00:55:44.480 so we're out there and Jake and I are looking over 0.99

00:55:46.520 We're watching birds, and we're doing shit, and blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:55:49.600 And I'm like, Jake, buck. 0.99

00:55:51.840 And he looks, and he sees it, and he's watching it for a few minutes,

00:55:54.900 and he's about to take a shot.

00:55:56.340 Then the thing kind of turns and quarters away, and I go, just wait, just wait.

00:56:00.040 He waits.

00:56:00.660 Things line up perfect.

00:56:02.120 80-yard shot with a muzzleloader, drops it.

00:56:06.220 The thing runs like 30, 40 yards.

00:56:08.720 Jake goes back, and he wakes up everybody in the cabin.

00:56:10.820 And Jake was very nonchalant.

00:56:13.380 Most guys would be like, I just dropped this monster buck.

00:56:16.240 It's super sweet.

00:56:16.780 Jake goes in the cab, and he's like, hey, guys.

00:56:19.280 They're like, what are you doing here?

00:56:20.400 He's like, I just dropped a deer.

00:56:23.180 I'm like, what do you mean?

00:56:23.700 He's like, yeah, I got a nice 10-point buck.

00:56:26.180 And they're like, no way, Jake.

00:56:28.520 And he's like, yeah.

00:56:29.740 And Logan goes, dude, if we get out of bed,

00:56:33.380 and you take us down there, and you're lying, 1.00

00:56:34.960 I'm kicking your ass. 1.00

00:56:37.340 That was my plan, is to be super chill about it. 1.00

00:56:39.420 Just another casual morning kill.

00:56:40.980 This is what this reminds me of.

00:56:42.460 I think about this all the time.

00:56:44.300 The dude who gives up right before he's about to hit the jackpot 0.95

00:56:47.360 versus the crazy psychopath who keeps on digging. 1.00

00:56:50.200 Be the crazy psychopath. 1.00

00:56:52.340 Keep going. 1.00

00:56:53.340 Yeah, so that was at the cabin, man.

00:56:56.180 A lot of good memories there.

00:56:57.180 That's like the prototype for the ranch, though, isn't it?

00:56:59.240 I think it's why I felt like I needed to get a ranch.

00:57:02.520 Well, you said you're like, I want something like the cabin.

00:57:05.620 Yeah.

00:57:06.140 Yeah, when I was there, I was getting like flashbacks.

00:57:08.240 I know.

00:57:08.780 It was weird.

00:57:09.620 So many things similar to it.

00:57:11.280 You did a great job finding that place, GP.

00:57:13.560 Yeah, that was a score.

00:57:14.600 That was a nice setup.

00:57:16.060 That's where we had our after prom.

00:57:18.880 Yeah, you did okay. 0.99

00:57:21.700 Damn, I never got to go to prom, bro. 0.99

00:57:24.760 Do you want to go back? 1.00

00:57:26.160 No.

00:57:27.940 But I do want to go to my high school reunion eventually.

00:57:30.860 I missed my five-year, dude.

00:57:32.360 Please don't.

00:57:32.820 There's five years?

00:57:33.560 Yes, I missed it.

00:57:34.740 It was pretty underwhelming.

00:57:38.460 I just like

00:57:39.560 I want to see

00:57:40.040 I want to see

00:57:40.800 how everyone turned out

00:57:41.720 is it my 5 year

00:57:42.440 what year did you graduate

00:57:43.540 2013

00:57:44.160 which means you

00:57:45.000 2015 0.99

00:57:45.440 what the fuck 0.98

00:57:45.580 it's my 5 year 1.00

00:57:46.400 where the fuck 0.99

00:57:46.940 is my invite 0.99

00:57:47.640 don't miss it

00:57:48.160 it's on Facebook

00:57:49.000 trust me

00:57:49.940 also though

00:57:50.500 someone tells me

00:57:50.980 they probably

00:57:51.260 don't want you there 1.00

00:57:51.880 yeah what the fuck 1.00

00:57:52.640 they definitely 1.00

00:57:53.500 don't want me to go

00:57:54.240 with any of those people

00:57:55.080 no I got along

00:57:56.520 with a couple

00:57:57.200 bro I remember 1.00

00:57:57.900 they were assholes 1.00

00:57:59.700 to me 1.00

00:58:00.140 not the other way around

00:58:00.960 that's true

00:58:01.280 I retaliated 0.99

00:58:03.060 to their assholeness 0.95

00:58:04.320 your grade specifically 1.00

00:58:06.040 was fucking toxic bro 0.99

00:58:07.700 and the one below you and the one below you below me yeah they weren't as bad as yours oh they 1.00

00:58:13.500 they weren't as bad bro your grade was tragic it was it was it was filled with problems like 0.53

00:58:18.860 troublemakers it was like the the girls who were just like sleeping with everyone crazy crazy 0.95

00:58:24.620 drinking a heroin at one point um i remember specifically the girls it was crazy girls in

00:58:31.920 your grade bro the i mean they were they were ski they were just i'm not i'm a grown man i don't 0.94

00:58:41.120 need to talk shit about ex-high schoolers well you know but it was just our the girls in our 0.71

00:58:45.220 grade were did not move like no no and i think i think they made him the way he is as well yes 0.98

00:58:50.620 and i think it has to do with our grade i i'm my grade and maybe the the the fresh the growing

00:58:59.380 below me are the brink of social media and like the first signs of like rapid instant messaging

00:59:08.260 texting getting phones at young age at a young age like we are the cutoff for knowing what it's

00:59:13.960 like not to have a phone at at 15 or 14 but also like experiencing instagram and and all of those

00:59:21.840 apps i think yeah because we didn't have it in high school i did not have you didn't have it i

00:59:25.120 had i had a phone i had i didn't get instagram to like senior year but even then like that can

00:59:29.580 affect your your persona who you are who you think you are exactly yeah yeah social media

00:59:35.300 it's crazy facebook was around i wanted to ask you uh growing up because you got me a video or

00:59:41.720 you got me a digital camera first when i was like eight or no no i i remember i i saved up the money

00:59:46.240 for it and i threw like two birthday parties that year because i wanted to buy this digital camera 0.97

00:59:50.000 this fucking dude brought me $20 0.99

00:59:52.380 worth of pennies and he duct taped 1.00

00:59:54.480 it in a box that was like three inches thick

00:59:56.460 good present

00:59:57.160 look I made you work for the 0.99

01:00:00.560 diamonds bro some schmuck 0.99

01:00:02.580 would have given up but you kept digging 0.99

01:00:03.880 and I remember I got that digital

01:00:06.700 camera I took pictures of flowers

01:00:08.740 and what not and then it graduated to

01:00:10.540 the video camera and we would 0.99

01:00:12.620 just make these dumb ass videos 1.00

01:00:14.080 did you think anything of that 1.00

01:00:16.540 no you know

01:00:19.040 because that stuff wasn't happening.

01:00:21.620 I mean, I don't know if you remember

01:00:22.520 when one of the first contracts we negotiated,

01:00:25.220 I think it was with you with Kentucky Fried Chicken.

01:00:27.200 You got $44,000, I think it was,

01:00:29.180 a senior in high school.

01:00:31.860 That was not me.

01:00:33.200 It was something we negotiated.

01:00:34.620 Pepsi came around pretty early on.

01:00:37.760 It was for $36,000.

01:00:39.460 But I wasn't a senior in high school.

01:00:40.960 I didn't make vines in high school.

01:00:42.780 Yeah, you did.

01:00:43.200 Yeah, you did.

01:00:43.680 We went up to Pittsburgh after we graduated.

01:00:45.500 After we graduated.

01:00:46.660 It was the summer after senior year.

01:00:48.360 That's fair.

01:00:49.040 yeah but we we it was like negotiating contract nobody was doing it so there's no value on

01:00:55.360 come back i'm talking about 10 year old like 10 year old and 8 year old son just making some 0.93

01:01:01.000 dumb ass videos i'd have to borrow your computer that you did work on to edit on a 0.61

01:01:04.700 really old editing program called like paramount whatever i have no clue and then we went to adobe 0.99

01:01:11.340 or windows movie maker for sure yeah og stuff yeah loved it yeah but did you ever be like oh

01:01:17.420 like the wow they're talented at this or did you not think anything no no because we didn't know

01:01:22.320 i do remember though because you were you were big into magic and i remember saying you guys

01:01:26.900 do something on the internet because the global market is way bigger than you can even imagine

01:01:31.340 now i didn't think it would be this i thought it would be a product because you were into magic

01:01:37.460 i thought it'd be something that they designed made and could sell that's what i thought i was

01:01:42.480 gonna that's why i wanted to be an engineer yeah i thought i was gonna like use my creativity to

01:01:45.540 come up with some revolutionary shit so that's where i thought it would be and then you know 0.93

01:01:49.760 as soon as it took off and i i mean i i had parents telling me shit like when when you were 0.97

01:01:56.120 gonna stop going oh you want one attorney in westlake started yammering about a bunch of 0.98

01:02:01.100 bullshit and i was literally like dude uh i know how much you make a year and i know what your 0.95

01:02:06.540 debt structure is i said logan negotiated a contract for haynes that's pretty close to what 0.99

01:02:11.520 you're making and i think he posted a six second video yeah you were a freshman at ou right was

01:02:17.940 that hains yeah hundred thousand dollar contract yeah i think it was actually 120 yeah but yes

01:02:21.720 wow great yeah so so i said so he he negotiated more in one contract as a freshman in college

01:02:30.740 than you make in almost a year and you have a shit ton of debt and he goes i still think you're

01:02:37.420 making a mistake i said that's cool for sure it's so it's so not traditional to for your kid to drop 0.85

01:02:42.360 out of college and and he goes i think you should stop from doing it i said that's cool i hate that 0.90

01:02:47.580 mentality dude i told him fucking much i literally told him i said dude you know what i really don't 0.97

01:02:52.840 give a rat's ass what you think yeah i remember i remember making that first call to you and mom 0.98

01:02:58.480 where i was i told you that i'm i'm probably gonna finish this year just to say i did it 0.99

01:03:04.400 with a 4-0 again just to say I did it

01:03:06.420 and then moved to LA

01:03:07.960 and I remember not being nervous

01:03:10.780 because you guys never

01:03:11.860 you were very

01:03:13.900 free, you weren't helicopter parents

01:03:16.300 you let us do what we wanted and I knew that you were going to

01:03:18.760 support whatever decision. That's a different story with

01:03:20.660 me going to LA

01:03:22.160 they were like you have to get a

01:03:24.780 B in math class 1.00

01:03:26.160 that you want to go to fucking LA 0.99

01:03:28.460 and you're only going for a month and you're only 1.00

01:03:30.720 17 you don't need to be fucking in LA 0.98

01:03:33.600 And I was just like, yeah, for sure. 0.97

01:03:36.140 And my backup plan was literally running away.

01:03:38.800 No way.

01:03:39.340 Yeah, I was going to run for sure.

01:03:40.420 But I think that your guys' argument there only lasted a week.

01:03:48.780 And I think it might have been more mom who didn't want me to go.

01:03:51.440 But I don't know.

01:03:51.960 I don't really remember.

01:03:52.640 No, our thing was is if you're staying with Logan, cool, rock on, go.

01:03:56.540 And then that you had to finish your high school diploma online.

01:04:00.040 and

01:04:01.160 you know Disney was like hey

01:04:04.480 and your mom was the one who was pushing

01:04:06.840 that and not pushing she was behind it she was

01:04:08.760 the one researching everybody and making sure

01:04:10.700 you got a accredited

01:04:12.800 the online high school

01:04:14.620 that I went to made me write

01:04:16.480 one page

01:04:17.760 for the whole entire month of what

01:04:20.560 I did that month

01:04:21.680 it was the 1.00

01:04:24.780 biggest bullshit in the world 1.00

01:04:26.220 and I got a high school diploma like the American 1.00

01:04:28.660 education system is the stupidest shit okay so listen i can agree with that and here's the thing 1.00

01:04:33.680 though like when jake when disney was gonna hire jake they said hey we want to confirm that he 1.00

01:04:38.580 graduated from high school and we sent him the you know online whatever whatever and because it was

01:04:43.560 an accredited school whatever that means it was good because disney wanted that wholesome queen

01:04:52.040 you're doing the right

01:04:53.480 that's exactly what they got

01:04:54.740 wait wait let's back up

01:04:57.520 that's not why they wanted that

01:04:58.900 it's because legally

01:04:59.860 I would have had to

01:05:00.960 gone to school on set

01:05:02.360 if I didn't graduate high school

01:05:03.660 okay

01:05:04.240 either way

01:05:04.940 it was a requirement

01:05:05.820 that they had

01:05:06.440 so it was a good thing

01:05:07.900 that he got it

01:05:08.440 and

01:05:08.740 you know

01:05:10.780 it's

01:05:11.420 when your son calls you

01:05:13.200 being from like

01:05:14.620 where we are in Ohio

01:05:15.640 where

01:05:16.940 entertainment wasn't a thing

01:05:18.400 and he says

01:05:18.880 dad I

01:05:19.280 I'm gonna be the star

01:05:20.700 on a Disney show

01:05:21.580 what goes through your mind because i know what goes through my mind as a brother but i've also

01:05:25.900 been in the entertainment industry yeah you haven't you're still you know fixing roofs in

01:05:30.140 ohio right so when your son calls you says i'm gonna be on one of the biggest uh tv networks

01:05:34.700 on the planet with one of the biggest shows well what's crazy is was i there when you came back

01:05:40.780 from that audition jake yeah yeah you were you were actually and you were and jake's like you

01:05:46.380 You go, how did it go?

01:05:47.560 Yeah, go ahead and tell him.

01:05:48.820 He goes, how did it go?

01:05:49.860 And I was like, ah, I don't think it went well.

01:05:53.080 I think I messed it up.

01:05:55.200 I forgot two of the lines. 0.99

01:05:57.700 And you go, I told you to fucking read your script last night. 1.00

01:06:01.020 I fucking told you, dude. 0.99

01:06:02.760 I told you to look at it and highlight it. 0.99

01:06:05.260 I'm just kidding. 0.98

01:06:06.000 I fucking crushed it. 0.98

01:06:07.300 I definitely got the role. 0.99

01:06:08.540 I just have a feeling.

01:06:09.340 Yeah, he goes, I'm getting the role.

01:06:10.680 He goes, I'm getting the role.

01:06:11.820 And I go, are you?

01:06:13.820 Now, which part is real?

01:06:14.840 The other part is real.

01:06:16.380 and he's like no for real i think i it's it's my role and then however many weeks later it was

01:06:22.560 call him he's like i got it i got the role how how in tune do you think you are with

01:06:27.100 what's actually happened with uh our lives like like trying to understand how this happened

01:06:34.940 well you know i mean that's a really broad question in tune you know look look as parents

01:06:40.840 there's a lot of things we don't know because you guys are doing like when i call you and i'm like

01:06:45.780 yo dad I made a million dollars today

01:06:47.380 which was a phone call I made too

01:06:49.100 and then I said

01:06:50.020 I've told a story before

01:06:52.000 I made a million dollars

01:06:53.280 the day before that too

01:06:54.400 but also the day before that too

01:06:56.380 my head explodes

01:07:00.500 when the sentence leaves my mouth

01:07:02.660 have you ever

01:07:04.780 I don't know

01:07:05.440 I'm just trying to understand

01:07:06.280 what it's like to be

01:07:06.940 and I think I made like the same amount

01:07:08.780 in those same three days

01:07:09.940 Black Friday

01:07:10.840 Black Friday, Cyber Monday

01:07:11.760 big sales for anyone

01:07:12.760 trying to do e-commerce

01:07:13.640 it was crazy

01:07:14.340 but here's the thing 0.96

01:07:15.600 for me because i don't give a fuck about money i don't because because here's the deal we all 0.95

01:07:22.860 bleed the same color of blood we all breathe the same air we all put our pants on the same way 0.96

01:07:27.560 i care about your attitude i care about how you are i care about if you're good to the person

01:07:32.920 next to you and for me because you guys come here to hollywood and what happens is the managers and

01:07:39.440 the team the group people say jake you're 18 you're on your own you don't have to listen to

01:07:43.100 parents anymore which i think personally is a crime because hollywood is the most backstabbing 0.99

01:07:50.460 bullshit fucked up lying con business environment i've ever been in so guess what when i hear that 1.00

01:07:59.360 immediately i'm going fuck i wonder how much money you're going to get fucked out of i wonder how 1.00

01:08:05.000 much money you just gave you gave this manager 15 because that's what they get and he didn't do 0.99

01:08:09.900 shit to earn it so although i love hearing it i the the amount of fuckery here is so high 0.98

01:08:18.720 yeah lots of fuckery is that when i tried to dump gasoline on you for the vlog wasn't that that 0.99

01:08:25.800 wasn't that the plot oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're like i'm logan you found out that he was 0.96

01:08:32.600 on the yeah yeah by the way there's water in the in the in the gasoline tank just so everyone knows

01:08:38.420 i'm not actually trying to pour gasoline on my brother you know although it's not something i

01:08:43.680 wouldn't do yeah i'm in your will that is that bad that five million we are both the ones each

01:08:50.600 in our will what happens well no here's the thing about the whole idea nope what if we don't no no

01:08:56.080 don't say i don't know what you're thinking don't even think it unthink it whatever you just thought

01:09:00.260 i didn't even think it didn't even have a chance to formulate yeah me either i'm thinking you need

01:09:04.220 to change those

01:09:05.180 I already pay you

01:09:08.440 so much money

01:09:09.020 I already pay you

01:09:09.600 so much money

01:09:10.480 you make so much money

01:09:12.260 oh

01:09:13.200 it's

01:09:13.720 crazy

01:09:16.200 listen

01:09:17.540 he's living a dream life

01:09:18.740 at the ranch

01:09:19.400 with a salary

01:09:20.340 here's the thing

01:09:21.020 this is

01:09:21.740 the value that I bring

01:09:23.080 and the money I save you

01:09:24.120 in the long term

01:09:24.800 I'm doing for you

01:09:25.820 is well worth

01:09:27.820 what you're paying me 1.00

01:09:28.360 I'll beat your ass 1.00

01:09:28.900 right here right now 1.00

01:09:29.420 on this podcast Greg 0.98

01:09:30.380 damn 0.99

01:09:30.900 Jesus 1.00

01:09:31.300 you know what

01:09:31.920 hey hey

01:09:32.580 you know what they say 1.00

01:09:33.320 like a pussy make you brave. 1.00

01:09:36.740 That's some fighting words. 1.00

01:09:37.740 We got a ring out back.

01:09:39.560 I don't go in a ring.

01:09:41.320 You want an octagon?

01:09:42.520 No, dude. 1.00

01:09:43.020 I want a fucking street 1.00

01:09:44.040 and a van and a building. 0.99

01:09:45.380 He wants the impulsive podcast set.

01:09:47.280 I see.

01:09:47.600 You need some concrete.

01:09:48.520 Do you remember when dad

01:09:50.280 made you carry wood? 1.00

01:09:52.460 This is fucked. 1.00

01:09:53.940 Yes. 1.00

01:09:54.460 I feel like for me

01:09:55.520 as an older brother,

01:09:56.260 I feel like that was

01:09:56.980 a pivotal point in your life.

01:10:00.440 Was it?

01:10:01.820 I feel like that's when

01:10:02.740 you went from like,

01:10:03.320 bad kid? No, no, because

01:10:05.220 angry kid who wanted to prove to the world

01:10:06.920 that he could. So

01:10:08.900 that's where

01:10:10.940 I agree with the parenting,

01:10:14.360 but yeah,

01:10:15.280 okay, so partially yes,

01:10:17.680 because

01:10:18.780 it made me like, okay, yeah, I need to like switch 0.99

01:10:21.240 my shit up and like do better. So 0.98

01:10:23.140 just to give this context,

01:10:25.100 yeah, you stole iPhones

01:10:27.380 and then you got caught. It's unethical, right?

01:10:29.220 It's unmoral. And for that, I regret.

01:10:30.940 and i and i i didn't like that part about it that's what i was most embarrassed about is like

01:10:35.500 when people found out whose iphones got stolen it was like oh jake paul stole them i was like yeah 0.91

01:10:39.560 that that is fucked up but also like we live in like a rich ass like high school and so it was 0.90

01:10:46.100 kind of like i don't know i was that was the way i looked at it back then so so so then dad found 0.98

01:10:52.520 out you were you were pissed yeah well yeah and actually jake was actually um he was basically

01:10:59.040 Pulling somebody away

01:11:00.820 So somebody else

01:11:01.920 Actually went

01:11:02.340 You were a decoy

01:11:03.140 No

01:11:03.520 That was just my alibi

01:11:05.160 What was your role

01:11:05.500 In the

01:11:05.860 I had multiple roles

01:11:07.700 There was like

01:11:08.440 Five of us

01:11:09.120 Who were stealing iPhones

01:11:10.060 And then

01:11:10.560 We would sell them to

01:11:11.760 Crime syndicate

01:11:12.500 We would sell them to 1.00

01:11:13.540 The senior 0.99

01:11:15.180 The senior

01:11:15.840 Whose dad had a

01:11:17.240 Shop downtown

01:11:18.580 Oh no way

01:11:19.260 And so he would give us

01:11:20.120 Like

01:11:20.420 How much money did you make

01:11:22.060 I only got up to like

01:11:23.960 Two thousand dollars

01:11:25.380 Three thousand dollars

01:11:26.000 That was your cut

01:11:26.640 Or total

01:11:27.120 That was my cut

01:11:28.060 Jesus

01:11:28.500 i'm gonna bookend this with like yo kids like don't steal that's not the way to make money 0.97

01:11:34.160 it's just not is it is that why like why did you because i remember you were fucking livid mom 0.97

01:11:40.100 came into school she was crying um i can't believe this is my fucking son i'm like 0.95

01:11:45.060 and that and that's what i so that's why i pointed at julia earlier because i was like 0.97

01:11:49.720 i asked julia i was like all right let's say we have a kid one day and he's stealing iphones at

01:11:54.460 school like what would and he got caught like what would you make him do and i think your answer was 0.89

01:11:57.960 like no like no no you guys make him give you 20 percent you're all fucking bonnie no no i'm not 0.89

01:12:06.520 gonna let this comment no she was like she was like she said she said i would make him donate 0.97

01:12:10.660 the money to charity and i would ask him why are you doing this and why do you want this money and

01:12:16.480 let's figure out other ways to help you make the same amount of money that are ethical i love that

01:12:22.580 Yeah, sure, but surely there has to be some sort of punishment, right?

01:12:25.480 And you may have moved a giant woodpile in the mud

01:12:30.400 from the backyard to the front yard for no reason.

01:12:34.000 No, actually, what I told Jake is, look, dude,

01:12:36.260 you got a lot of opportunity in front of you

01:12:38.180 to have a very good, successful life.

01:12:41.720 You have the opportunity to get a wrestling scholarship.

01:12:44.760 You know how to work hard.

01:12:46.300 I've taught you how to make money doing other things 0.98

01:12:48.180 with the landscaping, the malts moving, all this other shit. 0.98

01:12:50.540 I said, so if you're going to go down this life of being a hood and being a thief, then you're going to end up doing hard labor. 0.96

01:12:57.880 And if that's a choice you want to go, if that's the way you want to go, that's fine.

01:13:00.560 But I need to prepare you for you.

01:13:01.800 As your dad, I need to prepare you.

01:13:03.500 So I need you to move this pile of wood from the backyard to the front yard.

01:13:07.600 And every time you're loading the firewood into the wheelbarrow and moving around, I need you to really realize that, hey, and guess what?

01:13:14.540 There's nothing wrong with laborers.

01:13:16.100 I have a friend of mine who's a laborer.

01:13:17.240 He freaking loves his job because guess what?

01:13:19.420 He shows up at seven in the morning.

01:13:21.240 He does whatever he has to do.

01:13:22.820 And he leaves and he's done.

01:13:24.160 He never thinks about it.

01:13:25.460 He's always working.

01:13:26.360 He's a hardworking dude.

01:13:27.440 So I'm not diminishing the labor part of it because I think it's a,

01:13:31.340 it's a great way to make money.

01:13:32.440 If that's your choice.

01:13:32.940 I wanted Jake to be clear what it was going to be like.

01:13:35.300 So as it turned out,

01:13:37.420 it was raining for two or three days straight.

01:13:41.940 So Jake's taking this wheelbarrow with one wheel.

01:13:45.040 Let me clarify.

01:13:45.880 Cause the two wheel wheelbarrows are so much easier.

01:13:47.960 The one wheel ones.

01:13:48.760 It's a one wheel

01:13:50.160 One wheel wheelbarrow

01:13:51.340 And it's mud everywhere

01:13:52.480 And I told Jake

01:13:53.280 I go

01:13:53.540 And if you complain

01:13:54.240 I'm gonna have you dig a hole

01:13:55.300 And then after you dig the hole 1.00

01:13:57.100 I'm gonna have you 1.00

01:13:57.660 Fucking fill it back in 0.99

01:13:58.520 And keep moving 1.00

01:13:59.060 Bro you look so depressed

01:14:00.460 I remember watching

01:14:01.160 I get done in school

01:14:02.100 With my books

01:14:02.540 And my A plus test

01:14:03.540 And I look at you

01:14:04.440 I'd be like

01:14:04.800 So

01:14:06.120 You had

01:14:07.120 You

01:14:07.600 At what

01:14:08.620 Wait this is a great question

01:14:09.640 At what point

01:14:10.620 Did you write me off

01:14:12.100 That was it

01:14:13.560 That was it

01:14:14.120 You were like 1.00

01:14:14.520 Ah he's fucked 1.00

01:14:15.220 He's done 1.00

01:14:15.740 Yeah

01:14:16.080 So here

01:14:16.880 Bro bro bro

01:14:18.360 Bro, when you started popping off on YouTube,

01:14:23.560 it was the first time I was like, 0.97

01:14:24.680 holy shit, Jake can actually do things. 0.98

01:14:28.940 Jake can actually do things, 0.99

01:14:30.260 and he's doing them pretty well.

01:14:32.040 Yeah.

01:14:32.640 And even now, bro, you surprised me.

01:14:35.300 Today I said you guys are building this Red Solo Cup pyramid,

01:14:40.180 massive, and you guys are being so meticulous.

01:14:43.240 And I told you, I was like, 0.92

01:14:43.880 you guys are being really fucking meticulous about this. 0.93

01:14:46.040 I guess I've never seen you do a production that does have some attention to detail involved. 0.96

01:14:52.920 But yeah, you've always been a special kid.

01:14:59.120 Your challenge was, and maybe still will be, allocating your energy and your talent and your intelligence towards the right thing.

01:15:07.520 Yeah, 100%.

01:15:08.140 Well, so let me finish this story about Jake moving the wood.

01:15:11.440 So day two, he's pushing the wheelbarrow in the same rut

01:15:14.980 that he's been pushing it for a day and a half.

01:15:18.380 So the rut's getting deeper, and it's getting filled with water.

01:15:22.460 And at one point, I look out the window,

01:15:26.260 and Jake is literally like this, kneeling down,

01:15:31.920 and his head down, and I'm just looking at him out the window.

01:15:35.600 I'm like, how long is he going to be there?

01:15:37.300 and he sat there for like three minutes and then he gets up and he just keeps moving i was sitting

01:15:44.960 there going i wonder what he's thinking i wonder what's going on in his head you know and but he 0.94

01:15:51.460 did it and his friends were busting his balls because i took pictures of the pile in the back 0.88

01:15:55.980 and i took pictures of the pile in the front and but he didn't complain and i think it changed 0.87

01:16:03.020 what he was going to do now you just said about jake here's the thing about jake jake jake jake's

01:16:09.740 speed to market and his ability to see things i've told this all the time it's great where jake

01:16:14.220 has failed is he hires the wrong people and in hollywood it's really hard to hire the right

01:16:21.260 people and here's advice for anybody who's up-and-coming youtuber or making money in 0.99

01:16:25.860 hollywood stay away from business managers they all fucking suck there are thieves or cons do not 0.99

01:16:30.660 hire a business manager you don't need one okay you don't need a manager you can do this stuff 1.00

01:16:36.900 without it now logan might disagree with that but i can point to jake for sure who's been ripped off

01:16:41.980 by a manager i know somebody else in this room who's been ripped off by a manager and i can

01:16:45.600 continue to name people who've been ripped off by a manager what you need is a good attorney 1.00

01:16:49.600 you need a financial planner and trust your fucking parents managers call parents 1.00

01:16:55.880 dadagers or momagers dadagers yeah and you know they're the worst and here's but wait here no no 1.00

01:17:01.760 here's why they do that because guess what if you're a manager and my son doesn't need you now

01:17:07.680 you don't have work and i call managers scammagers because they're scamming people all the time

01:17:14.140 now i'll say this and i've said this before personally like if you go anywhere else in the

01:17:21.160 world and you have a business and a manager said hey you're producing 10 million dollars a year in

01:17:27.820 t-shirts i'm gonna help you run your business and i want 10 whatever you make they'd laugh you out 0.93

01:17:32.180 of the fucking they'd be are you kidding me they'd pay you a flat fee 100 grand a year 125 130 grand 0.93

01:17:38.720 a year and that's what you would get for me personally i think the most valuable person 0.99

01:17:44.220 on Logan, see? It's Danny.

01:17:46.520 Facts. It's Danny.

01:17:48.760 Because... Yeah, she weighs

01:17:50.260 sharp. Well, here's why. She probably is sharp. 0.98

01:17:52.040 I've had the benefit of having

01:17:54.520 an awesome

01:17:56.600 admin person

01:17:58.340 and they can take you

01:18:00.180 to the next level.

01:18:01.740 And they're not caught up in the clout. They're not caught up

01:18:04.220 in the thing. And guess what else?

01:18:06.020 If I'm getting paid based on

01:18:08.100 what you make,

01:18:10.080 is my motive

01:18:12.500 totally pure?

01:18:14.220 because i can tell you for sure jake had a manager was signing up jake for everything i literally

01:18:18.120 said dude you have jake buying carnival junk you're talking about like a commission-based

01:18:22.280 salary and then working where his manager was getting a percentage and jake was jake had all 0.99

01:18:27.300 this stupid bullshit i'll give you an example these people sent sent over jake was selling 0.99

01:18:30.960 shit at walmart so they send over this proof and they're like hey we got the proof it's ready to go 1.00

01:18:37.180 and i go you guys sure you're ready for this proof as everybody looked at they're like yeah 0.93

01:18:40.540 We think it's awesome.

01:18:41.700 It's going to sell a lot.

01:18:43.760 We just need your approval.

01:18:45.180 So I sent it back to him again.

01:18:46.360 I said, I'm going to ask you guys again.

01:18:49.760 Who looked at this thing?

01:18:52.200 It's just a long story.

01:18:53.200 I know it's a long story, but it's important.

01:18:55.680 I said, who looked at this thing?

01:18:57.260 And they're like, oh, we all looked at it.

01:18:58.480 Guess what?

01:18:59.400 Jake's picture that was going to be sent off to Walmart waiting for my okay

01:19:02.300 was him in a tuxedo with his zipper undone.

01:19:07.940 How embarrassing. 1.00

01:19:08.940 also you're always looking at jake's dick and that's how what the fuck it's a joke i do those 0.99

01:19:17.160 yeah so the point being is you pay attention to detail and that's that's that's where you have 0.99

01:19:22.280 come yeah so extremely valuable in both of our lives especially navigating hollywood shit yeah 0.99

01:19:27.300 and and and guess what at this age 18 19 20 years old we don't god you shouldn't know this shit 1.00

01:19:34.100 You don't know it. 0.99

01:19:35.260 GP, I have a question for you.

01:19:36.600 While you still have what's remaining of their attention

01:19:40.340 as both your boys get on their cell phones,

01:19:42.880 is there anything that you want to say to them

01:19:46.220 from the bottom of your heart?

01:19:48.760 Well, I tell them all the time. 1.00

01:19:50.280 Fucking say it. 1.00

01:19:51.320 I'm going to beat the fuck out of them. 1.00

01:19:53.400 No, say it. 1.00

01:19:54.720 Yo, you got frail.

01:19:57.260 You think?

01:19:58.140 Ever since I told you I'd give you $100,000. 1.00

01:20:00.980 Which you scammed me out of, you rat bastard. 1.00

01:20:02.540 What do you mean scammed you out? 1.00

01:20:03.200 You didn't get a six-pack.

01:20:04.100 I had a six pack

01:20:04.960 No you didn't

01:20:05.520 No it's alright

01:20:06.160 It's not good

01:20:06.800 GP ate like one egg

01:20:08.140 For two months

01:20:08.920 To get a six pack

01:20:09.460 Before the Manchester fight

01:20:11.240 And then

01:20:11.700 He was jacked

01:20:13.280 And then Logan was like

01:20:14.160 Nah not good enough

01:20:15.180 I lost 76 pounds

01:20:16.860 No you did not

01:20:17.680 How many did you really lose

01:20:18.920 I lost 37

01:20:19.640 Which is crazy

01:20:20.860 But then you got frail

01:20:21.680 I was watching an old vlog

01:20:23.080 Yeah

01:20:23.440 Where you were like

01:20:24.460 Scrapping around with Mike a little bit

01:20:25.700 You used to be

01:20:27.060 Broly bro

01:20:27.580 You used to be a meathead 0.87

01:20:28.800 Now I'm the meathead 0.89

01:20:30.000 Watch this

01:20:30.480 Dude 1.00

01:20:32.720 That's such a pansy ass bullshit 1.00

01:20:35.240 Did you do 1.00

01:20:37.820 All men one time on each finger 0.98

01:20:39.820 I tried it was hard 1.00

01:20:41.120 I know you will

01:20:43.620 That's where I got it from

01:20:44.480 Let's go back to the story about you being frail

01:20:46.420 I understand you think I'm frail

01:20:48.820 But you don't want to scrap with me

01:20:51.080 I mean think about it

01:20:52.660 He almost shot my friends once

01:20:56.180 Well that was your fault

01:20:57.460 No

01:20:57.980 It was my friend's fault

01:21:00.440 They broke the window

01:21:03.080 Jake yells, literally yells

01:21:04.820 Dad, get your gun

01:21:06.080 And I'm like, and the scream sounded real

01:21:08.860 So I step out of the room, firearm drawn

01:21:11.100 Ready to go

01:21:11.800 And it just turns out it was my friend

01:21:14.860 I see friendly faces

01:21:16.460 Someone's breaking your window, I'm grabbing the guns too

01:21:19.400 And it was like midnight 1.00

01:21:20.600 Some shit 0.98

01:21:21.660 Oh, and incidentally, prior to that though, there was a guy 1.00

01:21:24.540 Oh yeah, there was a drunk guy in the driveway

01:21:26.540 Just yelling at me for no reason

01:21:28.840 It was New Year's Day

01:21:30.140 Armani was

01:21:31.500 told this guy to leave like three different times

01:21:34.660 and then all of a sudden window break

01:21:36.460 I'm in my room getting ready to go to bed

01:21:38.480 Jake yells dad get your gun

01:21:40.360 It was good timing though like you would have saved

01:21:42.620 us for sure. Oh it would have been bad news

01:21:44.500 for those guys. So Mac you actually had

01:21:46.540 something important to say I feel like maybe we should let it

01:21:48.240 I was just wondering if there's anything that you want

01:21:50.540 to say to your boys while we're live

01:21:52.640 on air and

01:21:53.800 for the most part

01:21:55.000 just that you want them to know

01:21:58.060 while they're paying attention. I tell them all the time

01:22:00.060 I love them, and I'm proud of them. 0.55

01:22:01.900 They're busting ass, and, you know, I'm always going to be there for them. 0.70

01:22:08.860 They know that. 0.98

01:22:10.320 And, you know, as a parent, it truly is an unconditional love. 1.00

01:22:18.300 And the other thing is with my kids, I'll tell them, you fucked up. 1.00

01:22:21.340 You know, don't give me your shit. 1.00

01:22:22.300 I'll tell Logan, shut the fuck up, dude. 1.00

01:22:23.760 You're not all that. 1.00

01:22:24.400 You're not as smart as you think you are.

01:22:25.500 You're not as good as you.

01:22:26.180 You do make mistakes.

01:22:27.840 Yeah, but are you sure I'm not as smart as I think I am?

01:22:29.960 these two go back and forth on this all the time you might be they literally i'll know more in a

01:22:37.140 couple years i'm definitely not as great as i think i am but i i i really i got a lot of faith

01:22:43.260 in my intelligence no i understand that and and it's in and guess what having the confidence

01:22:49.060 fake it till you make it bro right well you know and here's the problem today so many people do 0.99

01:22:54.260 fake it till they make it you know out here they're buying lambos they're doing all the shit 0.96

01:22:57.180 that they don't even own their lease and everything they're flat broke you know so um but you know 0.86

01:23:03.900 it's a confidence and uh and i still say this you're gonna be able to trust me over anybody

01:23:12.220 you know there's nobody in any of your camps that's more well read that nobody in any of your

01:23:17.660 camps can outsmart me it doesn't happen i've been it i've i'm so mike's got a pretty high iq man 1.00

01:23:24.680 Mike's a dumb fuck 1.00

01:23:26.240 Oh wow 1.00

01:23:27.860 Let's go there

01:23:32.920 Why is he not sitting here

01:23:35.260 Because you're sitting there

01:23:36.560 There's no room

01:23:37.400 I want to say something

01:23:39.900 Mike's the type of guy

01:23:43.380 Put a ruler under his pillow

01:23:45.040 See how long he slept

01:23:45.760 I get it

01:23:47.380 Stop

01:23:48.260 I will not be Paul sandwiched

01:23:53.180 That's something I won't do

01:23:54.380 you don't know we might decide something pissed me off in the recent vlog where he goes i got the 0.97

01:23:59.660 fucking one of the hottest girls in the fucking world and i might have just reached a million 0.98

01:24:02.940 subscribers today i don't give a fuck about your video he was joking no he wasn't he was he wasn't 1.00

01:24:06.980 i saw bro i'm good at reading people he there was like a joke in there but he's not joking okay 0.91

01:24:12.640 because it was because he was sour that i told him i didn't like his gift and he didn't know if

01:24:15.680 i was still pranking him or not all right but wait here but it's hidden that is hidden that

01:24:19.600 comment is hidden in reality here's something though and the reason why i'm able to educate

01:24:25.000 you on that is because i have made so many people famous from nothing who i saw go from like i'll do 0.57

01:24:32.380 anything i'll like a fucking like yeah but mike wasn't even mike wasn't even trying to get famous 0.90

01:24:37.220 it just kind of happened yeah that's what everyone fucking disguises it as oh i don't want to get 0.94

01:24:41.880 everyone likes everyone likes clout but also like exactly one thing i don't will not do is sit here 0.98

01:24:47.460 have you guys talked shit about someone 0.68

01:24:49.960 who's a good friend of mine who's not here 0.99

01:24:51.640 am I talking shit 0.98

01:24:54.260 here's something 0.99

01:24:56.420 and listen

01:24:56.920 Mike and I have had very candid conversations

01:25:00.120 from the very start

01:25:00.840 I tell him the same exact things to his face

01:25:04.440 so here's what's happening

01:25:06.020 GP's the smartest in the room and all he wants to do

01:25:07.980 is tell you and you the honest things

01:25:10.220 that he's seeing from his outside perspective

01:25:12.160 on your lives

01:25:12.840 I sometimes like to hear what GP has to say

01:25:15.660 sometimes i think you're you're not always in the thing so you're not seeing exactly what's

01:25:20.580 happening so you're offering a good opinion you're the reason my delivery is bad sometimes 0.70

01:25:25.780 and i'm okay with that i'm not yeah get the fuck over it well like easy for easy for us

01:25:31.760 wait delivery on what like uh speaking to people like sometimes sometimes my delivery on uh tense

01:25:39.900 topics tend to not

01:25:42.000 be as

01:25:43.160 GP's a hard and rugged

01:25:46.220 man. Like you know

01:25:47.520 the saying, treat others how you want to be treated?

01:25:49.520 I do that. Turns out, most people

01:25:51.920 don't want to be treated like I want to be treated.

01:25:53.760 I want people to be

01:25:55.800 candid with me. I want to be told direct.

01:25:57.520 If something I'm doing is shit, 1.00

01:25:59.640 yo, tell me. I will not get offended. 1.00

01:26:01.600 I just won't.

01:26:03.100 People get offended.

01:26:04.240 I think maybe

01:26:06.940 I don't know. Maybe I could massage certain

01:26:09.720 message is better and because you're you're like that you're i got it from you yeah you know what

01:26:13.960 here's the thing especially in la because la truly is armpit of business in my opinion people 0.99

01:26:19.880 are fucking scumbags here most of them are cons and lies now with me i can read people really 0.99

01:26:25.180 well and here's what happened like when i came in and i was helping out jake all the people that 1.00

01:26:30.020 are sleazebags they don't like me they didn't like me because guess what i called them out on 0.60

01:26:33.300 the shit now i can show you my phone i got a list of 300 people that are and everybody i've met in 0.98

01:26:39.120 la i put in la next to it all the people i met on my own accord that knew what i was doing they 0.98

01:26:46.000 like me they respect me they appreciate me and you know how many of them say dude i love that

01:26:51.780 you're just candid i love you're straightforward i love that i don't have to figure out how to

01:26:56.380 read between the lines and and what it actually means and guess what with both you guys man when 0.53

01:27:02.140 you're in your 30s your conversations with people are going to be so fucking cut and dry it's going 0.54

01:27:07.060 to be unbelievable because you can't you're gonna find it's not worth wasting your time 1.00

01:27:10.860 wait i i say this a lot like my as i get older my bucket of fucks is becoming more and more 0.98

01:27:18.120 empty like i'm simply running out of fucks to give and i have this conversation to waste i 0.98

01:27:22.680 have this conversation with evan like dude i'm super particular where i'm willing to allocate 0.89

01:27:27.400 energy emotional energy physical energy like if i'm not invested in or i don't believe it's like

01:27:31.980 warranted to stress me out i won't why why why torment my brain over that the last podcast

01:27:38.680 example the last podcast i was running i was running late for the doctor's call dr nasiri

01:27:43.460 and i was stressing dude because i had gone off-roading and i was like oh my god i'm gonna

01:27:47.880 be late and i was then i i realized i am i'm i'm racking my brain because i may be late for a

01:27:53.960 podcast that we can do whenever we want all i have to do is tell this doc like yo we have to reschedule

01:27:59.420 or it's not going to happen.

01:28:01.500 And the moment I stopped worrying it,

01:28:03.320 the moment that I submitted to life

01:28:05.000 and just like accepted the fate

01:28:06.380 of the reality of the situation,

01:28:07.740 I became so much less stressed.

01:28:12.760 And I think living your life that way

01:28:15.500 and it's the way I live my life

01:28:16.840 is part of the reason I'm able to maintain

01:28:18.340 such a constant through line of happiness.

01:28:21.140 Don't sweat the small things.

01:28:23.020 Precisely.

01:28:23.880 And it's all small things.

01:28:25.020 You had a book.

01:28:26.000 What's it called?

01:28:26.720 I think it's called

01:28:27.440 Don't Sweat the Small Things

01:28:28.360 and it's all small things.

01:28:29.220 right don't sweat small stuff and it's all small stuff and it's true and here's the other thing

01:28:33.840 and mac i'll understand this because he's been in this arena with you guys but i go home and even

01:28:39.080 people who have been close to me that aren't here and you try to tell them what's going on

01:28:42.820 they can't even begin to wrap their arms around it you guys are making money doing things that 0.97

01:28:47.660 people that are twice your age you guys doing you guys have done more shit in a year than i've done 0.99

01:28:51.960 my entire adult life well just because it doesn't make any sense like what the fuck what is this 1.00

01:28:55.520 where are we in a garage fantasy well and here's the thing you come out here at 18 years old all 0.99

01:29:00.860 these bloodsuckers are telling you you can do it on your own you do it on your own and they're

01:29:04.080 telling you you know i've heard it from managers you know you have this thing that i don't have 1.00

01:29:07.300 but let me guide you through this it's all fucking cons and you want to believe it and you get wrapped 0.97

01:29:11.520 up in it and you know like i said on jake's surprise birthday party someone was bitching 0.97

01:29:17.400 about him i said hey how many times has somebody um from make a wish had your son or daughter as

01:29:23.140 their last wish and the guy goes what do you mean i go how many times somebody from make a wish where

01:29:27.300 kid is dying their last wish was to spend a day with one of your sons he goes it's never happened

01:29:32.940 i go well guess what it's happened like five times with jake three or four with logan i said

01:29:36.860 some of those kids have passed on i said do you know what an honor it is that another kid wants

01:29:41.940 to spend their dying days with my sons i said they're i'm literally getting goosebumps right

01:29:49.340 now from it because how special is that how special is that and that's huge so you know 0.97

01:30:00.860 the haters want to hate but man they're also baiters want to masturbate they're also doing 0.99

01:30:06.440 so much good jake got in his fucking tacoma bought two c-do's when when texas was flooding 1.00

01:30:11.520 drove 24 hours with with a couple other people he says hey let's go to walmart i've always admired 0.96

01:30:17.080 him for that his um his you you do good a really good job of giving back and you did it before you

01:30:22.840 were even vlogging you'd always do like the thanksgiving thing go go help people do xyz uh

01:30:27.440 and i i thought that was even like knowing you and like the the high school you that stole iphones

01:30:32.100 and stuff i was always impressed by that and surprised that you were such a uh like i don't

01:30:37.100 where's that i said like a soft side i maybe it's from mom is that true is that true does he have a

01:30:42.000 soft side that he doesn't show me well the thanksgiving thing though yeah what about all

01:30:46.560 the thanksgiving christmas turkeys i just text that a thing yeah what what i just i'm sitting 0.69

01:30:52.380 here texting her saying your beauty is fucking incredible i'm texting that's i'm texting her 0.93

01:30:57.340 right now i have a big soft side 0.89

01:30:58.800 that's that's a that was a that was a special time to meet jake i think when you're when your

01:31:16.000 man's in training camp like that's like that's a raw version of you that i'm not sure a lot of

01:31:22.080 people get to see yeah no but a lot of people need help in the world that's i i just i enjoy

01:31:27.640 it so much and it gives me a ton of satisfaction and just seeing the joy on their face when you're

01:31:35.280 when you're helping them like there's there's really nothing like it especially

01:31:40.020 when i was doing the hurricane stuff we filmed you know maybe 40 percent of it but there was

01:31:46.880 times at night where we'd be out there for like four hours just not filming it it was too dark

01:31:50.860 to even film and we already like had content and such and you would just be helping people like

01:31:56.580 even if someone just needed a ride on a jet ski for like two miles away,

01:32:01.640 their house was underwater two miles away.

01:32:03.900 And their,

01:32:04.960 their grandma had some certain medication that they couldn't have gotten,

01:32:10.160 but she needs to take it.

01:32:11.260 Otherwise she's going to die.

01:32:12.280 Like you literally are saving people's lives just randomly.

01:32:15.740 And they're so thankful.

01:32:16.920 Like I had people like being like,

01:32:18.900 like wanting to take my phone number down to like be able to like repay me

01:32:23.340 one day.

01:32:23.760 And I'm just like,

01:32:24.240 no,

01:32:24.400 don't even worry about it.

01:32:25.260 Here's the other thing.

01:32:25.880 When you guys were at 1600 Vine, kids could wait outside because they knew where you were.

01:32:31.160 That's why I got kicked out, though.

01:32:32.880 Yeah.

01:32:33.360 But, you know, here's the thing.

01:32:34.660 That's why I got in so many controversies.

01:32:38.200 I remember.

01:32:38.800 But, you know, I'm walking outside and this 17, 18-year-old girl comes up and she just literally wraps her arms around me.

01:32:45.260 She goes, I got to tell you, vlog dad.

01:32:48.280 Vlog dad.

01:32:49.240 Jake saved my life.

01:32:51.640 If it wasn't for Jake, I came home.

01:32:54.120 I had written a note.

01:32:55.880 I fluffed my pillow.

01:32:57.440 I set up my room the way I was going to leave it for my mom

01:33:00.060 because I was going to take my own life.

01:33:01.520 And I started watching YouTube and I saw Jake and I started laughing.

01:33:04.720 She goes, and I spent four hours watching your son

01:33:08.560 and I never laughed so hard.

01:33:10.420 And she goes, and my mom never got to know.

01:33:13.320 Wow.

01:33:14.380 Like those, those, those are the moments.

01:33:16.240 Those are the big ones.

01:33:16.960 That is huge.

01:33:18.480 So for me.

01:33:19.260 Yeah.

01:33:19.480 The first time I heard something like that, 0.99

01:33:20.600 like that's, that's how you know this shit is more than just 0.99

01:33:23.100 pointing and shooting and editing a video. 0.99

01:33:25.240 Right.

01:33:25.500 This hits some people deep, dude.

01:33:28.640 Yeah, and as a parent, man, that's just so cool.

01:33:34.220 And that's happened a shit ton of times.

01:33:37.080 It's definitely not a traditional accolade for your children to collect.

01:33:40.320 Not that they're collecting these moments.

01:33:42.440 Those moments make you extremely proud.

01:33:46.660 When I lost against KSI, did you hate me? 1.00

01:33:50.820 Fuck no. 1.00

01:33:51.820 But were you disappointed? 1.00

01:33:53.240 Of course.

01:33:55.500 He's honest.

01:33:56.400 Sorry.

01:33:57.120 He's honest.

01:33:57.960 Well, first of all, look.

01:33:58.900 What were you more disappointed?

01:33:59.860 Were you disappointed in the way I fought or the call or just me?

01:34:05.720 Well, no. 0.99

01:34:06.660 And hitting him in the back of the head. 0.90

01:34:08.040 Here's the thing. 0.96

01:34:08.920 I'm going to back it up.

01:34:10.900 Shannon Briggs, I think, is a great guy.

01:34:12.700 I told you from the start he wasn't the right coach for you

01:34:14.620 because he didn't have enough coaching experience. 0.99

01:34:16.360 I think Shannon Briggs is a fucking beast of a fighter. 0.98

01:34:19.260 I've spent time with him, just he and I. 0.99

01:34:21.800 I think he's a great dude.

01:34:23.580 I think he has a big heart.

01:34:24.820 and guess what?

01:34:26.200 That dude will protect you 0.99

01:34:27.220 or he'll rip off your head 1.00

01:34:28.320 and kill you in no time flat. 1.00

01:34:30.520 Sometimes you don't know 1.00

01:34:31.320 which one it's going to be.

01:34:32.120 You don't know.

01:34:33.320 But that's kind of

01:34:34.480 what I like about Shannon

01:34:35.400 is he's edgy

01:34:36.120 and he'll look you in the eyes

01:34:37.040 and if that dude sees

01:34:38.240 your eye twitch, 1.00

01:34:39.400 you're fucked. 1.00

01:34:40.680 And I like that 1.00

01:34:41.360 because I like that

01:34:42.020 warrior mentality in him.

01:34:43.540 But as a coach...

01:34:44.060 Yo, I heard he's going to do

01:34:44.940 bare knuckle fighting.

01:34:46.360 I saw an article.

01:34:47.100 Dude.

01:34:47.780 Valor.

01:34:48.680 I want to know. 1.00

01:34:50.040 Not interested in fighting shit. 1.00

01:34:51.580 His fists are like bricks. 1.00

01:34:52.920 They're this big.

01:34:53.480 His fist has a muscle on top of it.

01:34:57.460 Yeah, I've seen it.

01:34:58.100 And also, he's broken like every single knuckle,

01:35:00.760 so they're all three times harder than the average bone.

01:35:02.780 I think his hand, each hand is like this big.

01:35:05.480 He'd try to put his hands in the mitts from when I was hitting them,

01:35:08.260 and they never fit.

01:35:09.120 I always hit the mitts off.

01:35:10.320 We go back to your fight, and what drove me nuts

01:35:13.100 is you weren't throwing your right.

01:35:14.120 I'm like, where's this right?

01:35:14.920 And you know what? 1.00

01:35:15.540 The two-point deduction was bullshit. 1.00

01:35:16.960 Everybody agreed. 1.00

01:35:17.540 KSI knows he lost that fight.

01:35:18.940 KSI knows if he fought you again, he'd lose.

01:35:20.880 Now, why you never threw your right?

01:35:22.420 blew me away didn't know but i have to tell you this to see you guys in the ring to see you 0.98

01:35:28.460 fighting like you know we we grew up watching mma watching that shit watching boxing all this stuff 0.99

01:35:34.100 and to see you guys in the ring and doing that and blood on your face and that's as a dad man 0.99

01:35:41.840 that's that's the best because you know i'm that guy like if if there's a brawl we're on the street

01:35:48.500 and it's real,

01:35:50.080 I'm probably going to get there

01:35:51.900 and be in somebody's face

01:35:52.900 before you guys.

01:35:53.900 And I don't know

01:35:54.660 what's going to happen,

01:35:55.700 but the upside is

01:35:56.520 I'm a warrior 0.98

01:35:57.020 and I don't give a fuck 0.99

01:35:57.880 because you're going at it. 0.99

01:35:59.480 That gladiator spirit. 1.00

01:36:00.580 You're into that primal shit. 1.00

01:36:01.800 Dude, guess what, man? 1.00

01:36:03.620 You know what?

01:36:05.660 Guys have lost their marbles.

01:36:09.260 Well, you know what?

01:36:10.000 I have a buddy of mine.

01:36:11.120 I'm like, dude, 1.00

01:36:12.100 ask your girlfriend 1.00

01:36:12.920 for your balls back. 1.00

01:36:14.020 Tell her to take them out of the purse 1.00

01:36:15.120 and see if you can go do something. 1.00

01:36:18.200 He's like, I don't know, dude, but fuck you. 1.00

01:36:21.480 You know what? 1.00

01:36:22.840 Let men be men, come back, and you know what? 1.00

01:36:26.140 Why is it that we can embrace women being ladies

01:36:28.420 and women being feminine and sexy and pretty in a business, 1.00

01:36:32.880 but when we're a man and we're raw and we're fucking, no, fuck that. 1.00

01:36:37.360 I'm not kowtowing to your beauty and all this bullshit. 1.00

01:36:39.740 I'm going to be a man. 0.99

01:36:40.340 I'm going to stand up for it. 1.00

01:36:41.060 Because men are trash. 1.00

01:36:42.020 I've seen it on TikTok. 1.00

01:36:42.940 It's a trend.

01:36:43.580 Well, you know what? 0.99

01:36:44.240 We're trash, Greg. 1.00

01:36:45.360 All men are dogs. 1.00

01:36:46.180 Face it.

01:36:46.660 We're dogs.

01:36:47.240 Well, you give in to the tail, but once you learn that the tail isn't the most powerful thing,

01:36:51.460 and you learn that the heart and emotion means more than tail,

01:36:53.940 now the tail doesn't mean much.

01:36:55.240 Now there's no manipulation in there.

01:36:58.480 Talk about erectile dysfunction.

01:37:00.320 Don't know anything about it.

01:37:03.220 Bro.

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01:37:05.620 Yeah. 0.97

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01:37:50.760 Wow, what a great segue.

01:37:52.180 We didn't even plan that.

01:37:53.220 Yeah, how about that?

01:37:54.060 It's pretty impressive.

01:37:55.500 So when Jake won, was that like a moment like,

01:37:58.760 that's my favorite son?

01:38:00.060 Because after y'all hugged, I heard what you said.

01:38:02.720 I heard what you said.

01:38:03.940 You brought back the family name.

01:38:06.040 Oh, no.

01:38:07.020 No, that was your thing.

01:38:08.040 You kept saying it.

01:38:09.020 You know, look.

01:38:09.500 I did not say that once.

01:38:10.820 I could give a...

01:38:11.540 Yeah.

01:38:12.300 What do you mean brought back the family name?

01:38:14.100 there's no bringing back needed

01:38:16.240 I mean but we just

01:38:19.700 it was a series of L's and you did 1.00

01:38:21.420 I mean fuck you 1.00

01:38:23.480 why 1.00

01:38:24.480 dude you didn't throw your right 0.88

01:38:26.720 for how long did I bust your chops afterwards

01:38:29.720 it was probably like

01:38:31.400 the next day I see him and I take something

01:38:33.460 and I throw it to his right hand

01:38:35.120 and he caught it and I'm like 0.96

01:38:36.960 alright so I know it works so what the fuck happened to him in the fight 0.97

01:38:39.740 immediate day after roast 0.98

01:38:43.300 Yo, cause this is, this is, I got, I got Pete, I got Peter and sniper, dude.

01:38:47.580 Yeah.

01:38:48.300 Sniper's the jab, right?

01:38:49.800 The jab, the jab is quick, but I didn't get to unleash Peter putting everyone to eternal rest.

01:38:57.180 Yeah.

01:38:57.780 Yeah.

01:38:58.840 Yeah.

01:38:59.340 So yeah, it was good.

01:39:00.720 Either way, guess what, man?

01:39:03.940 You guys still have not come into your peak of where you're going to be.

01:39:08.360 and jake's learning curve in business has been so huge in the last year it's unbelievable and 0.97

01:39:16.800 part of the reason is is because he got fucked so hard if people really knew how hard jake got 0.97

01:39:22.900 fucked by business people in hollywood are you are you keeping track of it by the way because 0.98

01:39:27.680 it's it is insane bro i get the calls from mom and dad i'm just like bro i have to tell them i'm 0.96

01:39:32.940 like hey i'm gonna be honest i i don't want to i jake's problems are not my problems and i'm

01:39:37.900 getting stressed out by just listening to them yeah that's where i've kind of learned like don't

01:39:42.240 sweat the small stuff and it's all small i think i'm now and i think i was at seven lawsuits i'm 0.97

01:39:46.380 down to five and and that's that's not talking about like the business people who have fucked 0.80

01:39:51.440 me that's just the lawsuits so yeah five left well here's another example here's another example 0.76

01:39:58.820 so youtube says you know jake makes 20 million logan makes 22 million somewhat and by the way

01:40:05.360 those numbers weren't right they're not accurate and i said you guys you need to put something out 0.87

01:40:09.140 saying you didn't make that kind of money because it's bullshit and then guess what some of the 0.89

01:40:13.900 people on the team were promoting it like they made that money because they were behind them 1.00

01:40:16.960 and then guess what happens jake's in a lawsuit and guess what the fucking attorney sends over 0.98

01:40:21.800 all the shit from youtube and all the stuff that other team members had posted about how much money 1.00

01:40:27.040 he made yeah so the fucking lies and bullshit forbes is hella inaccurate right so the lies 1.00

01:40:32.580 and bullshit. I don't know how they get those numbers. Tax 1.00

01:40:34.520 returns, right?

01:40:36.620 Because it's public. It's not public, no.

01:40:38.520 I think your tax returns are public.

01:40:40.360 I don't think so.

01:40:41.940 How are they getting those numbers? 1.00

01:40:44.020 They pull them out of their ass. 1.00

01:40:46.720 Because I remember 1.00

01:40:47.820 the one was spot on.

01:40:49.960 Yeah, I remember there was one year that was spot on

01:40:52.060 and then there was one year that was completely off

01:40:54.040 and then there was another year that was kind of close.

01:40:56.060 It's just random. But then I'll be looking at some of the

01:40:58.200 numbers that they say for other

01:40:59.660 random YouTubers and such

01:41:02.280 and I'm just like, this is not true.

01:41:04.200 This is not close to being true.

01:41:06.420 And this is the part where you guys are going to be able to have a greater impact

01:41:08.880 on other people with business. 0.96

01:41:11.080 Because, for example, the amount of fuckery you've gone through, 1.00

01:41:13.360 the shit is unbelievable. 1.00

01:41:14.560 But here's another one. 1.00

01:41:16.220 You've been swatted how many times, Jake?

01:41:17.860 Three, four, five?

01:41:18.920 Probably four or five.

01:41:20.320 You've been swatted.

01:41:21.260 And for those of you who don't know,

01:41:22.360 it's when somebody calls the cops and says something bad is happening in the house

01:41:25.600 and literally the police show up, sheriff show up, guns drawn,

01:41:29.260 coming in your house saying, we hear you're holding somebody hostage.

01:41:32.280 it actually happened to me pointing guns at you no warrant needed you get on the ground yeah 0.95

01:41:36.200 there's like six people pointing ar-15s at you it's horrific and somebody could die uh you you

01:41:43.160 there is a very hefty uh prison uh term for that like i think it's two to three years in prison

01:41:48.660 point being is i've shared this with other parents and they're literally like are you kidding me

01:41:53.980 that's happened more than once i'm like yeah and they're like how are your kids putting up with

01:41:58.460 How do you handle it?

01:41:59.680 And I'm like, welcome to their life.

01:42:01.420 Yeah, the Fox hoax charge carries a maximum punishment of life in federal prison while

01:42:05.640 other charges can carry sentences of up to 20 years.

01:42:07.820 There was a kid recently who just got caught for it.

01:42:10.400 Like, if slash, by the way, when? 1.00

01:42:12.740 Because all these fucking kids always get caught. 0.99

01:42:14.940 Sometimes it takes two to three years. 1.00

01:42:17.100 They are fucked. 1.00

01:42:19.680 Like, yo. 1.00

01:42:20.040 Bro, they arrested my dog in this.

01:42:22.840 Like, they put Thor in the back of a cop car.

01:42:25.440 No.

01:42:25.880 Right.

01:42:26.740 I was in one.

01:42:27.260 Yo, you know why that's scary?

01:42:28.120 When we got swatted, Evan and I were at a hockey game. 0.56

01:42:31.200 Yeah, they might shoot the dogs.

01:42:31.940 He started freaking out because Ray is a pit bull.

01:42:34.260 And, like, you know, cops with pit bulls.

01:42:35.460 Like, who knows?

01:42:36.300 Who knows how a pit bull is going to react to a stranger pointing a gun. 0.94

01:42:40.060 And with the life that you guys live of busting chops and busting balls,

01:42:45.240 somebody can show up and you're thinking it's a buddy doing something. 1.00

01:42:47.340 You think it's a fucking prank. 0.99

01:42:47.740 Yeah, you think it's a prank. 1.00

01:42:48.900 It's horrifying.

01:42:49.800 And, you know, to think that we've had these conversations where you're,

01:42:53.860 listen, don't ever do a prank where you're dying. 0.99

01:42:55.280 You know, don't ever do a prank where where it could seriously make us, you know, think, oh, shit, I just lost my son. 0.99

01:43:02.640 Who has those conversations? 0.98

01:43:05.100 Not a lot of people, that's for sure.

01:43:06.980 Right.

01:43:07.720 This is a very strange family business.

01:43:09.720 And to that, I'd like to cheers Greg Paul.

01:43:11.900 Hey, cheers to you, Mac, for always being there.

01:43:13.920 Yeah.

01:43:14.460 Cheers to my boys.

01:43:15.780 Who are sober right now.

01:43:16.600 So learn.

01:43:17.280 Cheers.

01:43:17.800 Cheers.

01:43:18.260 What are we drinking?

01:43:19.320 That's a little whiskey.

01:43:20.240 OK.

01:43:21.300 Must be nice.

01:43:21.760 I'd love a glass of whiskey.

01:43:22.920 You guys know my rule.

01:43:24.080 Don't drink in L.A.

01:43:25.280 been good on it so far wanted to break a couple times but i haven't yet next time we go to the

01:43:29.540 ranch we'll do a shot of whiskey yeah i want to ask you we've been going forever and i realized

01:43:34.720 i realized no no i realized are we recording right now yeah

01:43:38.460 i was like this prank you just got pranked 15 minutes in i was like out of all the guests we've

01:43:48.060 ever had there's definitely even more to unpack with you than anyone so there's no even attempt

01:43:52.880 but I do want to ask you

01:43:53.660 because I've brought this up

01:43:54.480 and we've talked about it.

01:43:56.000 Every time you call me,

01:43:57.020 I'm afraid it's going to be the

01:43:58.120 Logan, I'm dying call

01:43:59.120 because you're alone at the ranch

01:44:00.080 and ever since you had the heart attack

01:44:01.580 that you drove yourself to the hospital for.

01:44:04.460 Why did you do that?

01:44:05.700 Why did you call the ambulance

01:44:06.700 when you were having the heart attack?

01:44:08.600 Well, I called 911

01:44:09.240 because that's what you're supposed to do.

01:44:10.940 What did it feel like?

01:44:12.360 So I felt like I had heartburn

01:44:14.740 at like 845,

01:44:15.800 ate a couple of times

01:44:16.620 and around 9, 915,

01:44:20.460 my whole body broke out in a sweat.

01:44:22.180 My forearms were sweating.

01:44:23.260 My shins were sweating.

01:44:25.320 And I had read somewhere in WebMD that if you break out in hot sweat,

01:44:29.000 it could be a sign of a heart attack.

01:44:30.380 And all of a sudden, I started getting short of breath.

01:44:31.840 So I called 911.

01:44:33.620 And in my head, I go, wait a minute.

01:44:35.560 Somebody just drove off the road and took out of my mailbox.

01:44:38.040 I put in a new mailbox, but I didn't have address numbers.

01:44:40.940 You know where we live?

01:44:41.840 UPS trucks sometimes don't pull in because there's two trees on either side of the driveway.

01:44:44.920 So I'm like, I don't have address numbers.

01:44:46.580 Ambulance might not pull in the driveway. 1.00

01:44:47.900 Fuck it. 1.00

01:44:48.160 I'm driving myself to the hospital. 1.00

01:44:49.080 so I literally get in my car

01:44:50.700 and I'm driving

01:44:51.820 and the lady in 911 1.00

01:44:53.320 she's like 1.00

01:44:53.800 sure don't drive 0.99

01:44:54.580 I'm like I'm fucking driving 1.00

01:44:55.520 she's like pull over 1.00

01:44:56.360 you know it's

01:44:57.200 it's for the safety

01:44:58.780 of you and everybody else 0.99

01:44:59.720 and all that shit 1.00

01:45:00.060 and I'm coming up 1.00

01:45:00.620 fuck everyone else 0.99

01:45:01.020 I'm coming up 1.00

01:45:01.560 the biggest intersection

01:45:02.500 in Westlake

01:45:03.460 which is like

01:45:04.000 I think six lanes

01:45:04.800 either way

01:45:05.180 and I have a red light

01:45:06.100 and I'm literally 0.98

01:45:07.200 fucking bobbing 0.99

01:45:08.220 I'm dropping down 1.00

01:45:09.460 oh my god

01:45:10.160 I'm driving

01:45:10.720 and I'm dropping down

01:45:11.820 because I'm short of breath

01:45:12.840 and I said 0.86

01:45:14.080 and I said to the lady

01:45:15.140 I go 0.78

01:45:15.460 if I'm gonna die 0.97

01:45:16.960 I'm gonna die 0.99

01:45:17.360 trying to save my life 1.00

01:45:18.320 fucking pull up to the ambulance 1.00

01:45:21.060 and these dudes are loading shit up 1.00

01:45:22.980 and I go, hey man, I'm Greg Paul. 0.88

01:45:25.140 I'm over at Bradley Road.

01:45:26.960 I think you're coming to get me. 0.99

01:45:28.460 And the dude's like, holy shit. 0.99

01:45:29.880 They got a wheel. 1.00

01:45:30.400 He pulls out a wheelchair, sits down. 1.00

01:45:32.080 They take me in and they're like doing all this shit 1.00

01:45:34.200 and they're like, we think you're having a heart attack 0.99

01:45:35.880 and you know, are you doing any drugs?

01:45:37.740 No, I'm clean.

01:45:38.400 I'm nothing, blah, blah, blah.

01:45:39.840 And Pam happened to be in LA

01:45:43.420 and you were in, I think you were in France.

01:45:45.440 Weren't you somewhere else?

01:45:46.140 Yeah, I was not here. 1.00

01:45:46.920 yeah so and it was it was 9 15 so 6 6 15 i said call call pam my ex-wife gotta let the phone ring 0.99

01:45:56.260 three times because she's not up nurse calls and she goes there's no answer i go did you call back

01:46:03.020 three times she goes no only twice i go you need to do it again right now that's one of my biggest

01:46:06.660 pet peeves in life is when i tell someone to do something and they like don't follow the instructions

01:46:10.640 I hate it

01:46:11.740 One nurse goes 0.98

01:46:15.800 Sir you need to take off your pants 0.99

01:46:17.380 She goes you need to take your box of briefs off 0.99

01:46:20.320 And I look right at her

01:46:21.540 And I'm dying

01:46:23.280 I look right at her and I go

01:46:25.000 You don't owe me like that 1.00

01:46:25.900 Fuck ass 1.00

01:46:28.420 I take him off 1.00

01:46:31.340 She's wheeling me away

01:46:33.400 And I go if I don't make it

01:46:35.220 Tell my boys I love them

01:46:36.400 So then I make it

01:46:38.660 And she comes in and she goes 1.00

01:46:40.120 you know you had the Widowmaker 1.00

01:46:42.060 like 5-8% 1.00

01:46:44.680 of people live

01:46:45.600 and when you told me

01:46:48.380 to tell your boys what you said she goes

01:46:50.040 people generally know she goes

01:46:52.240 I didn't think you were going to make it

01:46:53.740 and I'm glad to see you live and then three different nurses came

01:46:56.380 and they go I want to see what somebody looks like

01:46:58.480 that survived the Widowmaker

01:46:59.540 oh my god it's this guy right here

01:47:02.520 and

01:47:02.900 that gives a round of applause

01:47:05.860 this man beat death

01:47:08.020 And a lot of people do beat that.

01:47:10.160 The thing is this. 1.00

01:47:11.460 In my mind, I literally said, fuck this. 0.99

01:47:14.540 I am not waiting for this to take place. 1.00

01:47:17.920 Didn't they say if you hadn't driven yourself, you would have probably passed?

01:47:21.080 The doctor told me, he goes, look, if you didn't do what you did, you wouldn't be talking right now.

01:47:26.080 You'd be dead.

01:47:27.220 He goes, you would not have made it.

01:47:29.360 And I'm like.

01:47:30.080 Maybe that's a public service announcement to people if they're getting a heart attack.

01:47:34.600 Like if the better option is to drive, like drive.

01:47:37.420 Also, just like the macro lesson is like, yo, take life into your own hands.

01:47:41.260 Well, here's the thing.

01:47:42.040 This is about learning as humans.

01:47:47.920 We've been trained to suppress our instinct and what our natural feeling is.

01:47:53.800 So true.

01:47:54.780 So true.

01:47:55.800 And there's been seven times in my life where I went against what my gut instinct said,

01:48:00.160 and I regretted every one of them.

01:48:01.600 and and every time when i've followed it i'm glad and we as society suppress it and if you

01:48:13.200 if you talk to people who have talked to rape victims and people have been abducted so often

01:48:18.420 you hear that person say i had a feeling i thought something was off and they don't trust it

01:48:24.580 I mean, it's like, it's scary to say you're a woman or anyone just being followed in an alley and there's someone who you think might be following you. 0.97

01:48:34.980 It's, it's, you don't want to be that person who goes, Hey, what the fuck are you doing?

01:48:39.200 And this person's like, well, I'm just walking down the alley. 0.99

01:48:41.200 No one wants to take that risk, but take that fucking risk, dude. 0.96

01:48:44.140 I've, I've, uh, the, the way to summarize that. 0.98

01:48:47.040 And I've heard it in like self-defense classes and stuff is it's called be rude.

01:48:50.940 Yes.

01:48:51.580 That's what it is.

01:48:52.300 You know what?

01:48:53.040 Change direction.

01:48:53.780 You're walking. 0.84

01:48:54.160 yell fire, pee your pants 1.00

01:48:56.600 do whatever the fuck you need to 1.00

01:48:58.040 why pee your pants 1.00

01:49:00.240 because if you're acting

01:49:02.700 really scared, this one's weird

01:49:03.780 it's weird but guess what, a person who's abducting 0.99

01:49:06.640 even though they're fucked in the head, they see somebody pee in their pants 0.99

01:49:08.740 it kind of 1.00

01:49:09.760 throws them off

01:49:12.460 and it buys you time

01:49:13.700 I don't know about that one

01:49:16.800 you don't need to know about it, trust me

01:49:18.540 it's an option, the thing is this

01:49:20.920 we don't

01:49:22.680 people I believe

01:49:24.380 GP's a survival expert man

01:49:26.300 you should listen to this guy

01:49:27.080 we have to learn

01:49:28.920 to trust our instincts

01:49:29.540 he's like if your plane's

01:49:30.340 going down

01:49:30.820 quickly 0.63

01:49:31.440 pee your pants 0.72

01:49:32.820 the plane will float

01:49:34.480 you know what

01:49:35.980 look I'm the dude

01:49:37.640 that if the plane's

01:49:38.260 going down

01:49:38.560 I really think

01:49:39.360 I'm going to survive

01:49:39.860 that's just my attitude

01:49:41.160 I love it

01:49:41.600 go to the back

01:49:42.600 head to the back 0.88

01:49:43.220 I agree with that

01:49:43.620 you know what

01:49:44.140 terroristism on my plane

01:49:45.960 as soon as he walks by me 1.00

01:49:47.940 I'm jumping on his ass 1.00

01:49:49.660 and guess what 1.00

01:49:50.600 if he's strapped 0.95

01:49:51.920 with a bomb 1.00

01:49:52.500 We might blow up the whole fucking plane 1.00

01:49:54.680 But he did it with me on his ass 1.00

01:49:56.880 That's what 1.00

01:49:58.120 That's a better way to go

01:50:02.820 Than sitting in my seat 1.00

01:50:03.900 I fucked the terrorist in the ass 1.00

01:50:05.320 That's what happened with 1.00

01:50:07.800 On 9-11

01:50:10.180 There was two planes

01:50:11.440 Yeah there was one that was supposed to hit a pentagon

01:50:13.040 But the people on board fought the terrorist

01:50:15.180 And then saved a bunch of other people's lives

01:50:16.760 That story reminds me of you actually

01:50:18.820 So you know

01:50:20.580 i say hey you know what go back to trusting your instincts and allow allow yourself to feel that

01:50:28.820 because guess what let's say your girlfriend's walking down the alley and she yells fire or she

01:50:36.640 turns around says hey back away you're in my space and then the guy goes i live right there okay cool

01:50:44.440 what happened no big deal right right does it matter and i learned this from jake i remember

01:50:49.260 Remember the first time when something happened 0.90

01:50:53.980 and Pam and I, our emails got fucking flooded. 0.82

01:50:57.920 And also with Logan, with the China thing. 0.95

01:51:00.220 And you literally said, dude.

01:51:01.200 It was actually Japan.

01:51:02.000 Japan, yeah.

01:51:02.900 You literally said, you're like, dude, in four days,

01:51:06.520 it's not going to matter.

01:51:08.080 In four days, the haters are going to chill out, let it go.

01:51:12.280 But guess what?

01:51:12.940 Our society is, it hit us now and it has impact.

01:51:16.300 Let it go.

01:51:17.020 if you're in alley and you turn around on somebody

01:51:19.680 who cares in 20 minutes

01:51:21.260 if you made a mistake who cares

01:51:23.280 you know so

01:51:25.180 I don't know

01:51:26.480 bottom line is I love you guys

01:51:29.900 I love that Mac's around

01:51:31.080 it's

01:51:33.300 to find

01:51:35.700 hometown true friends

01:51:37.720 it's crazy it's hard

01:51:38.940 and

01:51:40.700 and Jake's gone through this

01:51:43.360 Chance and Anthony came out I'm like you guys

01:51:45.920 you're just living off Drake

01:51:46.800 and you handed them

01:51:47.920 everything

01:51:48.540 you gave them

01:51:49.780 every opportunity

01:51:50.660 are y'all good

01:51:51.640 or what's good

01:51:52.360 yeah we're cool

01:51:53.240 we're cool

01:51:53.660 but guess what

01:51:54.720 they didn't work hard

01:51:55.960 I mean bro 1.00

01:51:56.580 this place is fucking 1.00

01:51:57.520 this city eats people alive 1.00

01:51:59.040 like if you 0.95

01:51:59.540 it's hard

01:51:59.740 if you ain't meant for it

01:52:00.720 it will eat you alive 0.97

01:52:01.920 and spit you out 1.00

01:52:03.260 fuck out 1.00

01:52:03.880 and guess what 1.00

01:52:05.460 when we first came out here

01:52:06.680 what was your motto

01:52:08.580 Jake your motto was

01:52:10.380 you gotta want it

01:52:11.540 and hard work

01:52:12.620 beats talent

01:52:13.480 beats talent

01:52:13.900 beats talent

01:52:14.380 and Logan was

01:52:15.100 no

01:52:15.460 Talent beats hard work

01:52:16.660 He's right

01:52:18.020 It turns out

01:52:18.440 Logan's

01:52:19.400 Switch gears

01:52:20.100 It turns out he's right

01:52:21.500 Amazing

01:52:22.760 Yeah

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01:52:48.540 That was awesome.

01:52:49.180 Dad, thank you.

01:52:49.960 You know I love you.

01:52:50.700 It was fun.

01:52:51.180 Yeah, that was dope, man.

01:52:52.340 That was a really good episode.

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01:52:54.900 I know you and Julia are about to go on your honeymoon or something like that.

01:52:57.660 Mac, you're great, as always.

01:52:59.000 Hey, thanks, man.

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01:53:08.920 Peace out.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - April 09, 2020

E174 GREG PAUL CHEATS DEATH AND EXPOSES HIS SONS - IMPAULSIVE EP. 174

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