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00:02:12.320 If aliens abduct me and, like, it's not what we think and they're not so friendly and not trying to make positive, amicable contact,

00:02:19.380 and they want to rip me limb from limb, rather be ripped limb from limb by an alien than a horse, it's my logic.

00:02:26.200 It's a solid point, because being drawn and quartered is quite a risky situation.

00:02:29.620 I ain't going there.

00:02:30.460 I ain't never doing that. 1.00

00:02:39.480 Like, I can't get coronavirus, and then go fucking integrate. 0.96

00:02:42.660 Yeah, integration, no good during these times. 0.97

00:02:45.240 And by the way, welcome back to Impulsive, number one podcast in the world.

00:02:48.480 These are facts.

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00:02:50.760 We're in quarantine, trying to stay sane, but it's tough when you were insane before

00:02:53.760 the quarantine happened.

00:02:55.280 We're here with Mack Lombilski, who I'm just going to say it, besides the fact that it's

00:02:59.500 420, it's National Weed Day, it is my best friend Mack's birthday.

00:03:03.440 It's the 25th birthday.

00:03:04.940 So happy birthday, brother.

00:03:06.160 Thanks, man.

00:03:06.280 Happy birthday, Mack.

00:03:07.680 Yeah.

00:03:08.320 It's one of those days that you get once a year.

00:03:11.840 Yeah.

00:03:13.340 Trying to make it less about me and more about everyone else that's given me so much in my

00:03:19.260 life.

00:03:19.540 When I asked you what you wanted for your birthday,

00:03:22.380 you said if any money was going to be spent on gifts

00:03:25.360 to not do that and be given to...

00:03:27.680 There's a charity back home.

00:03:28.620 It's called Providence House Cleveland.

00:03:30.400 Great place for young kids who don't have a home. 1.00

00:03:32.360 Got it.

00:03:32.820 They do, but at risk, you know, at risk kids.

00:03:35.020 Awesome.

00:03:35.560 So Mike's going to gift you $5,000 to do that.

00:03:38.740 No, no, no, no.

00:03:39.500 I said $5,000 of your favorite animals.

00:03:41.900 Well, they're not exactly your favorite animals.

00:03:44.260 They're just a brown one.

00:03:45.740 They're giving me $5,000 animals?

00:03:47.340 he was gonna get you

00:03:48.720 what was it

00:03:50.520 you called it

00:03:50.860 a shrimp

00:03:51.540 a mantis shrimp

00:03:52.160 I was gonna get you 0.85

00:03:52.620 the mantis shrimp

00:03:53.260 but it's not available

00:03:53.860 it's a good idea

00:03:54.960 the one that I really want

00:03:56.320 is like

00:03:56.800 it's actually more of a

00:03:58.740 brownish red

00:04:00.280 kind of color

00:04:01.060 I can get you that

00:04:02.340 I can get you that one

00:04:03.180 you also wanted us 0.97

00:04:04.140 to roast you

00:04:04.820 which I thought

00:04:05.600 was a weird birthday gift

00:04:06.600 I love

00:04:07.660 to

00:04:08.660 have

00:04:09.540 like fun

00:04:10.240 poked at me

00:04:10.800 so I can

00:04:11.240 like ha ha

00:04:11.820 laugh at myself

00:04:12.380 I don't think you do

00:04:13.120 I do

00:04:13.420 it's so fun

00:04:14.000 no you don't

00:04:14.340 I did it on my 21st birthday

00:04:15.360 you were there

00:04:15.900 you surprised me

00:04:16.420 it was great

00:04:16.840 you should remember that it was a lot of fun i don't remember that because i was 0.98

00:04:20.180 fucked up oh that's right made in a major way viva ox vegas but have you ever been like roasted to a 0.86

00:04:26.000 to a very high degree of roast because because there's like there's like a definitely when you 0.97

00:04:31.000 roast your friends right there's a safe level and then if you cross it you're saying some actual 0.97

00:04:34.740 insulting shit where after the roast you look at each other different uh have i been insulted 0.96

00:04:39.800 heavily repeatedly with like jest in mind no where do i where do i sit on the roast to crisp scale 1.00

00:04:47.440 when i roast people depends you gotta know your audience do i not do i do a good job of that you

00:04:52.900 for the most part yeah like with me bro like you could you if y'all were like roasting me and

00:04:57.900 someone um like stabbed me yeah like the roast became physical i'd be fine with it like i'm

00:05:03.500 i'm cool with most things okay okay i know for a fact if i said something hurtful yeah and even

00:05:08.800 and jest about like your art yeah but here's here's the deal i also made sure to include one

00:05:14.420 amendment to what i said about the roast do you remember that yeah one compliment yeah everyone

00:05:18.260 has to say one nice thing about me that see that's easier okay because you're a nice guy can i just

00:05:22.740 can i just do that that's fine my roast for you is just so already like uh specified yeah it's all

00:05:30.540 about your landing in 1492 at plymouth rock it's it's you know you've been churning butter ever

00:05:36.140 sense like i honestly the world's changed a lot since then um but you know i think there's still

00:05:41.120 more room to grow so we'll see what happens after that but yeah if your if your brain was as dense

00:05:46.840 as your beard you know maybe you have a little i think my beard could grow even thicker for sure

00:05:52.740 yeah there's always room for growth even even with beards definitely but like what happens when your

00:05:56.820 beard's too long i'm getting to a point now where it's like all right this is kind of i don't know

00:06:00.580 about this i was thinking about getting you a uh a cruise for your birthday yeah like a cruise but

00:06:07.060 unfortunately the nina the pinta and the santa maria were out of uh we're unfortunately unavailable

00:06:12.480 for this time lots lots of pilgrim jokes no tickets or what's the deal no the so the coronavirus

00:06:19.920 actually oh and the pilgrims went through the whole thing before too but they fought like what

00:06:24.660 they fought some weird diseases they made it across the ocean yeah you know if we can make

00:06:28.780 through coronavirus but can you imagine being a pilgrim i mean this is why the show is called

00:06:32.880 impulsive those dudes were badass i mean oh yeah so you family wife and kids come on sailing across 0.94

00:06:38.120 the ocean with your fucking home your squad your community and then you arrive and you just get 1.00

00:06:42.800 fucked in the face by disease and savages and then we steal their land we're assholes no there 1.00

00:06:47.600 were savages because we attacked them yeah so so peaceful at resting state most likely i agree 0.99

00:06:53.220 i agree well all right so here we are it's uh like i said 420 we got a thing planned for the vlog

00:06:58.600 because i realized you know i talk about smoking on here but i've never been high online i've never

00:07:06.540 even been uh that drunk online to a point where you can tell like yo like that dude's being a

00:07:11.280 drunk idiot now but it's tough because like i like i said i've been vocal about smoking i'm not like

00:07:16.360 trying to hide it and sometimes i do it so like i'm not a big smoker but you know in quarantine 0.98

00:07:20.260 there's not a lot to do sometimes my mind is racing i like to relax uh get a good night's 0.99

00:07:24.580 sleep whatever it is and so this morning I woke up with this brilliant idea to get high as fuck

00:07:29.020 that's interesting and documented interesting idea yeah so we've been uh really pushing the 0.94

00:07:34.260 creative boundaries in the quarantine you know we got the bungee jumping we did the log rolling

00:07:39.320 uh and I knew we had to come up with something creative if we were to for the first time get

00:07:45.080 high on the internet oh you gotta go like go big or go home okay so first thing comes to mind is

00:07:50.200 hot box right what can we what can we turn into a hot box this the sauna in the back oh that is a

00:07:56.260 hot it's it's the perfect item right like that's that that's a hot box it's literally a hot box

00:08:00.740 but how are we gonna fill it with smoke we gotta invent something right okay so this morning uh

00:08:05.420 we invented the ganja gadget or the cannabis combustion contraption to my right oh wow is

00:08:13.480 this some stoner ingenuity oh yeah don't forget i was a industrial systems engineer before i

00:08:18.740 dropped out of college so i don't know if you guys can see this this is the uh the marijuana

00:08:25.620 the melting mechanism so we have one of these uh like blower things that you fill up

00:08:33.620 inflatable tubes with and then we put a pot we cut a hole in the bottom stuck the tube through

00:08:39.160 it and then duct taped wire mesh around and by the way i don't know if this is going to work

00:08:43.200 because i'm not like i'm not a big smoker but this seemed sufficient we have our torch here

00:08:48.360 right and then if you turn this on it starts sucking and blowing

00:08:53.380 right you're gonna give it a tester or what i'm not gonna test it now you have to see it on the

00:09:01.900 vlog channel but so that's something to look forward to but but the but the ingenuity that

00:09:05.780 quarantine has forced me to to do is i gotta give myself a pat on the back the one thing this

00:09:12.480 quarantine is good for is is is pushing my brain to a limit that it probably never should have

00:09:18.420 reached that's uh that's what they say limitation breeds creativity you ever heard that until you

00:09:22.980 just said it now no desperation when you like uh don't allow yourself to have all of your resources

00:09:28.900 you can actually facilitate a different sort of creativity that you would never have seen before

00:09:33.460 i wonder if like i i always liken this back to me and jake in ohio before the youtube shit like why 0.62

00:09:40.000 did why did we do it we were just fucking bored making something out of nothing like you gave us 0.76

00:09:44.680 a video camera and your life was limited only to your imagination which for me happened to be 0.82

00:09:50.960 limitless and we just run around the woods and shoot videos and if honestly this quarantine

00:09:55.500 feels a lot like that where now our resources are almost unlimited yeah we can do whatever

00:10:01.160 whatever we want and come up with weird things like this uh combustion cannabis contraption

00:10:06.460 it's a brilliant design

00:10:08.880 you can't participate

00:10:11.160 unfortunately

00:10:11.720 addict and recovery

00:10:13.760 can't participate

00:10:15.220 I'm going to join you guys

00:10:16.740 I'm just going to wear a

00:10:17.880 you'll see on the vlog

00:10:19.940 I don't want to tell people too much

00:10:21.400 I was thinking

00:10:22.120 these tough times

00:10:24.200 to your point

00:10:24.960 either breed ingenuity and invention

00:10:27.640 or do the exact opposite

00:10:30.020 and push you back to a more basic stage

00:10:32.600 now that's what it's done to me

00:10:34.200 as you guys can tell by my hair

00:10:35.720 I haven't had a haircut

00:10:37.240 I look like a werewolf

00:10:39.120 I haven't had hair like this since 77

00:10:41.080 where I was negative 8 years old

00:10:43.160 and I got a beard

00:10:44.740 all I've been doing is

00:10:46.120 eating, pooping 1.00

00:10:48.660 and fucking 1.00

00:10:49.860 that's it 0.99

00:10:53.300 I've returned to being caveman

00:10:54.940 but once a week I have to shoot a night shift episode 0.99

00:10:56.860 and I have to put all that shit aside 0.99

00:10:58.180 maybe do a mukbang or something 0.99

00:11:00.740 but other than that

00:11:01.360 I also end Warzone

00:11:02.940 Call of Duty Warzone

00:11:04.260 I know a lot of people are playing that game right now.

00:11:06.220 I got six kills.

00:11:07.420 Usually I'm the guy that has to get carried, as you know.

00:11:11.120 Video games are not your strong suit.

00:11:12.460 Not my strong suit, but I have started to get it down,

00:11:14.620 and I got six kills.

00:11:15.560 And during that six kill game, me, Evan, and his boys won the game.

00:11:19.160 And when you win Warzone, it's a big deal.

00:11:21.020 They fly you out on a helicopter,

00:11:22.980 and you get to see your name appear on the screen.

00:11:25.460 Here's the problem.

00:11:26.120 It's a 150-person game, and when you lose, you leave the game.

00:11:29.500 So guess what?

00:11:30.100 When you're the last four people to win, 0.99

00:11:31.460 no one's there to fucking watch the movie except for you. 0.99

00:11:34.260 Which sucks a little bit. 0.99

00:11:35.560 But yeah, dude, I'll move back to the basics of life.

00:11:38.400 What you're describing sounds like a devolve.

00:11:41.860 You're devolving, right?

00:11:42.960 But also, I challenge you and say you're also evolving in some ways.

00:11:47.820 Just witnessing outside perspective, your relationship with Lana seems to have gotten stronger.

00:11:52.180 Because you've been spending more time together.

00:11:54.000 And I thought that would break you apart.

00:11:56.180 But it appears that when it's just Lana x Mike, there's something building there.

00:12:00.800 That's a strong bond.

00:12:02.500 Happiness, right?

00:12:03.260 i said it last time she she's just really good at it but i think about all the other people that

00:12:08.240 are uh that are out there right now and i'm sure a lot of people watch the show have significant

00:12:12.020 others or boys or boyfriends or girlfriends or whatever it's like how are you guys doing like

00:12:16.180 like exactly do you hate them yet or vice versa or vice which is what happened with you yeah but

00:12:22.460 it's it's it's not you can devolve and evolve at the same time because i agree on one thing and

00:12:27.500 then evolve on another yeah but i am i am i'm a i'm a legitimately ashamed to say this 0.99

00:12:34.420 i'm not working out at all at all i'm eating full transparency like shit man you came home 0.90

00:12:43.580 last night at midnight and i from the ranch and you're like i haven't eaten yet today i was like 0.98

00:12:47.780 i got something for you and i ordered him a bacon cheeseburger with jalapenos and tater tots

00:12:52.540 He shoved it

00:12:54.360 I don't think ate is the right word

00:12:56.300 I inhaled it and then I went to sleep

00:12:58.480 But yo 0.99

00:12:59.140 Not to be the fuckboy but 0.99

00:13:01.280 Like alright 0.99

00:13:03.180 You still got it

00:13:05.640 Look it's been better

00:13:08.540 But it's not the worst

00:13:09.220 Jake said your arms were looking small

00:13:10.500 I don't care 0.92

00:13:12.000 Because from the side I've always looked like a fat kid

00:13:14.540 Because my arms were too big

00:13:15.700 So now I'm with you guys 1.00

00:13:18.020 You fucking twigs 1.00

00:13:20.620 but yeah no 1.00

00:13:22.720 I've been eating a lot

00:13:23.760 I ate the most fast food

00:13:25.180 I've ever eaten

00:13:25.820 in one day

00:13:27.040 the other night

00:13:27.560 was it just you eating it

00:13:28.860 or

00:13:28.960 it was

00:13:29.500 there was some people there

00:13:30.800 who else was there

00:13:31.700 I just out of curiosity

00:13:32.560 yeah it was just someone

00:13:33.700 just one

00:13:34.880 one person

00:13:35.340 yeah a couple

00:13:35.740 you always try

00:13:37.120 you were a couple

00:13:37.820 I always try to throw them on

00:13:39.520 well what's happened was

00:13:40.480 we ordered Postmates

00:13:41.920 as everyone's doing

00:13:43.400 Postmates

00:13:44.260 one of the thriving

00:13:45.320 flourishing

00:13:45.780 thriving

00:13:46.360 we ordered Postmates 1.00

00:13:48.060 and homie brought 1.00

00:13:49.160 the wrong order 1.00

00:13:50.620 It's not like he ordered our order wrong, it was someone else's. 0.97

00:13:55.120 And we took it and we were like, oh shit, it's the wrong order. 0.97

00:13:57.900 But I was hungry, so I ate it. 0.99

00:14:01.820 And then-

00:14:02.820 What was it?

00:14:03.820 It was a cheeseburger and a large fry and a Coke.

00:14:05.820 Orange soda.

00:14:06.820 And an orange soda?

00:14:07.820 Yeah.

00:14:08.820 So then we reordered our original order because it included shakes, which we wanted.

00:14:12.940 So then that arrived.

00:14:14.520 So then I inhaled the large shake.

00:14:17.560 I ate 10-piece chicken nugget that I dipped each, I'm just going to say, I dipped each

00:14:22.120 nugget in Nutella.

00:14:23.400 Oh, my God.

00:14:24.440 Do I need to say that I was high for this?

00:14:26.220 You should probably, it would probably help.

00:14:28.360 I dipped it in Nutella, then ate another large fry.

00:14:31.140 And I hated myself for a good amount of time.

00:14:35.100 Five minutes.

00:14:36.640 But yeah, no, that was...

00:14:39.220 I remember in the morning you woke up and had a little surprise.

00:14:42.680 Boner?

00:14:43.200 A little visit to the bathroom that was...

00:14:44.720 Oh, I'm sure it was horrible.

00:14:46.020 A lot to deal with.

00:14:46.700 i don't remember that he does yeah you know one of the cheeseburgers from that night by those like

00:14:52.100 five nights ago still sitting on the counter it's still over there you threw it away oh you did

00:14:56.940 yeah i think sometimes just sit around like that speaker on the stairs the other day oh yeah i

00:15:00.660 remember that should just sit you know it's funny though but that you met you mentioned postmates 0.85

00:15:04.520 i mean they gotta be fucking cleaning cleaning because it's just all anybody does like i as i 0.86

00:15:11.660 moved into this quarantine i knew i had the girl but i knew i'm not doing drugs not no longer a 0.98

00:15:17.980 drug addict as you guys know fifth vital may 5th story of recovery look forward to that also i'm

00:15:23.260 not boozing the only thing i have to look forward to is hitting postmates and ordering the fries and

00:15:29.880 he was so excited to order it for me last night his he lit up he's like i got you postmates i

00:15:35.320 got it all teed up i was like thanks mike mike sent his uh his like balance sheet to the to the

00:15:41.220 group chat with all the orders that you've placed it's just been postmates postmates postmates

00:15:45.240 thousands of dollars it's crazy yeah they gotta be doing a good job that's it's maybe you're

00:15:49.740 keeping them afloat right now i would assume everybody i would assume everybody's using it

00:15:53.980 a lot of i know the chicken nuggets and nutella was weird mcdonald's chicken nuggets by the way

00:15:59.000 just because i know branding on chicken nuggets is important you know each one has a different

00:16:02.600 flavor texture uh is is chicken nuggets and honey weird no no absolutely no because because i was

00:16:07.780 scoffed at for that i think you scoffed at me as well you did david you'd accept chicken nuggets

00:16:13.380 and honey that's he says no honey honey drizzled over fried chicken is a normal part of chicken

00:16:19.900 and waffles and so you put so you put fried chicken waffles honey um i wouldn't scoff at

00:16:24.720 that okay i support did you want to tell him uh or i don't know maybe i should tell him what show

00:16:28.780 we were watching last night when i ordered you that cheeseburger let's get a little cultured

00:16:32.240 we're we're re-watching the sopranos it's a good time you suggested this it's a good time to uh

00:16:39.200 invest our minds in culture absolutely and i've never seen the sopranos it's it's i'm right i'm

00:16:44.920 little too young but i started watching the show and i was like yo isn't this one of the this is 0.98

00:16:48.800 one of the greatest tv shows of all time and you could you could tell that that shit has some some 0.92

00:16:52.100 real and that was season and that was season one that you were watching so that was before all the 0.81

00:16:56.040 big money rolled in but but uh i think his name was david chase the exact producer of the show

00:17:00.160 I mean that show's iconic I don't know that any show you know really has had as much of a effect

00:17:06.360 on culture on the culture as as the Sopranos did I mean you go back to Nas's uh stillmatic album

00:17:13.380 got yourself a gun like that's from the intro song you know what I'm saying I mean that show

00:17:17.340 is that show's incredible and it's awesome I've watched the whole series obviously it's awesome 0.98

00:17:20.640 to watch it back but Tony Soprano's a fucking gangster yeah gangster yes I feel like I was 0.96

00:17:25.560 definitely an italian mob boss and in a former life really yeah for sure i i was i feel like i 0.99

00:17:30.060 was sort of built to just like uh to to be an italian mob boss uh why because you got button

00:17:35.500 men or i i don't know just feel like i'd be good at it you want to know why you want to know one

00:17:41.240 only reason why i disagree why and and you might be right but here's the only reason because i

00:17:45.060 don't think that you truly enjoy uh delegating orders or leadership i don't remember today i

00:17:52.500 I mean, this happened seven minutes ago.

00:17:53.360 And by the way, we should hit this topic because it's an important one.

00:17:56.160 It's the reason why David, the German videographer, is filming today.

00:17:59.960 And we opened the show with it.

00:18:01.460 Our vegan...

00:18:02.780 Andreas Coronavirus.

00:18:04.260 Okay.

00:18:05.120 Well, he's getting tested for it right now.

00:18:07.520 And by the way, I don't think he does, but this dude coughed like...

00:18:10.580 I didn't see it, but apparently he coughed a couple of times and he has a fever.

00:18:14.640 Didn't you suggest to him a couple of days ago to take like a Tylenol or something

00:18:17.540 to tone down his fever?

00:18:19.520 He won't do it. 0.72

00:18:20.100 He said he would rather die.

00:18:22.500 You got to understand how pure these people are living like it's it's salt of the earth and not putting any foreign substances in their body, ignoring the modern modern medicine, the technology that we and and it's commendable in a way because of their dedication.

00:18:40.700 Yes, it's a lot of discipline, but I think it definitely fails when it throws away science and then encourages experimentation with alternative medicines.

00:18:52.500 that don't have true answers i love yeah go ahead i was just gonna say it's so psychedelics actually

00:18:57.060 do uh cure i was talking about it's a joke i was talking about just uh all the others possible

00:19:03.620 sources of immune boosters and blah blah things that we don't entirely know i'm trying to think

00:19:08.980 about if i've seen him taking any uh like oil of oregano oh i mean he's always doing that kind of

00:19:15.060 now let's now let's break down this word for a second mindful mindful of yourself and others

00:19:21.300 When you get sick and don't take medicine to kill that sickness, whether it be antibiotics or whatever, and then you go play in the public, that is, to me, the least mindful thing you could ever do.

00:19:32.740 But it says here, the second definition says focusing one's awareness on the present moment.

00:19:37.120 So maybe it really is a really selfish technique.

00:19:39.300 About yourself?

00:19:40.160 Is that?

00:19:41.020 Focusing one's awareness on the present moment.

00:19:43.180 I think it's fair to monitor what you consume.

00:19:45.900 I'm a vegetarian.

00:19:47.040 I don't know if a lot of people know that.

00:19:48.140 That's amazing.

00:19:48.760 I've been a vegetarian for two years.

00:19:50.060 um i am mindful about the things i consume because of uh just my beliefs that i don't

00:19:55.140 want to be consuming anything from a place or uh location just in general where i don't know what

00:20:01.560 the uh production methods were or whatever it was i just want to know what i'm eating is clean pure

00:20:05.960 good for me my i love it my disclaimer is um for me it doesn't work totally you know what i'm saying 0.96

00:20:13.160 like this shit really is selective are you saying veganism or are you saying i went vegan okay i 0.95

00:20:17.860 I'd probably be fine if I was a vegetarian. 0.99

00:20:20.220 I think you'd be okay.

00:20:20.840 It's totally personal.

00:20:22.320 Everyone has a different diet.

00:20:23.720 We've seen thousands of talks.

00:20:25.200 You could do keto.

00:20:26.040 You could do vegetarian.

00:20:26.900 You could do vegan.

00:20:27.580 You could do full carnivore diet.

00:20:29.220 Joe Rogan's on that kind of thing.

00:20:30.920 Oh, him and Brendan Shaw both experimented with a full carnivore diet.

00:20:35.160 Rogan loved it.

00:20:36.060 Same with Brendan, right?

00:20:36.860 He shedded a bunch of weight and was down to pure muscle.

00:20:38.980 He said it was the highest energy he's ever felt in his life.

00:20:41.300 After the first two weeks, the break-in period, which, by the way, abhorrent diarrhea, apparently.

00:20:47.860 you get rid of it

00:20:49.540 and then he said

00:20:50.900 it's the highest energy

00:20:51.620 he's ever felt in his life.

00:20:52.740 So maybe there's something there

00:20:53.600 with the all meat diet.

00:20:54.840 As there might not be

00:20:56.180 or there might be

00:20:56.740 with the no meat diet.

00:20:57.820 Exactly.

00:20:58.460 Everyone has different biomes

00:20:59.780 inside their body.

00:21:01.100 And I also,

00:21:01.840 I also don't want to like

00:21:03.400 throw Andre under the bus.

00:21:04.940 I'm not trying to do that.

00:21:05.760 Like I love the kid.

00:21:06.620 I commend,

00:21:07.720 as you've said,

00:21:08.300 I commend him on his purity

00:21:09.260 and his dedication

00:21:11.380 and his discipline.

00:21:12.560 It's incredible

00:21:13.020 and I always tell him that.

00:21:14.180 I've told him that many times.

00:21:15.020 No, no, no.

00:21:15.680 Not throwing him under the bus.

00:21:16.700 It's just like now,

00:21:17.860 you know,

00:21:18.740 other people are in jeopardy.

00:21:20.080 And so we have to take necessary precautions and lifestyle choices that

00:21:23.320 ignore the,

00:21:24.580 you know,

00:21:25.380 consensus of the world.

00:21:26.400 Do not,

00:21:27.060 uh,

00:21:28.140 they don't help everyone.

00:21:29.360 Right.

00:21:30.080 So ignorance can be bliss,

00:21:31.560 but if you start bringing sickness in because you don't think that you're

00:21:34.760 going to get sick,

00:21:35.500 you're kind of missing the point.

00:21:36.860 Yeah.

00:21:37.040 Like I didn't,

00:21:37.620 and that,

00:21:38.000 and bring us back full circle to the reason we brought this up was once

00:21:42.680 we noticed that this was happening,

00:21:43.960 he was about to film the show.

00:21:45.480 And I said,

00:21:46.940 first of all, 0.71

00:21:47.580 evan flipped out which isn't uncommon but but but but right but rightfully so on this one he was

00:21:53.160 like yo and chef katie as well listen like if we have someone in the house that's infected with a

00:21:56.840 plague that's killing thousands of people like we have to do something about it and uh logan's a

00:22:01.380 strong bull and a little maybe a little bit less you know caring not caring but you know he's a

00:22:07.800 little bit easier going about it it takes it takes a little something very drastic to get me

00:22:12.560 worked up to where Evan was so instead of 0.99

00:22:15.160 he ain't gotta get the fuck out of the house he's crazy 0.91

00:22:17.400 he's gotta stay in his room for two weeks two week quarantine 0.99

00:22:19.220 by himself I was like you know what

00:22:21.200 let's have a conversation how about that

00:22:22.580 and so we talked about it and we talked to Evan

00:22:25.160 and I said yo listen yelling never gets anything

00:22:27.260 accomplished and I made that mistake obviously

00:22:29.220 two weeks ago and it did nothing except for

00:22:31.340 fuck the situation up but I said

00:22:33.220 LP like I need you to rise up 0.98

00:22:34.780 be the leader of this group which you are

00:22:37.040 and he was like

00:22:38.480 I'm gonna actually read what I said

00:22:40.300 i said i'm not the leader here i'm just a beacon of positivity well and above and above it you said

00:22:46.280 you go do it which is which is generally the outcome of every time i ask you to step up from

00:22:51.980 a leadership you said ha ha ha you're the leader i said nope just a beacon a beacon consider me a

00:22:56.320 lighthouse this is me just a beacon of light just spinning so maybe no so maybe no mob leadership

00:23:01.620 and then also you responded with bacon like just a bacon of leadership no you just said bacon i can

00:23:08.720 show you right here wow if so i'm just if someone read this conversation just in general

00:23:15.280 they'd know they were dealing with two special humans absolutely how do we even communicate like

00:23:21.580 this we can probably communicate with noises i bet oh absolutely i think we do such a good job

00:23:26.500 of like uh elevating ourselves for for this show you know we're there and we can exist there but

00:23:32.180 it's all an accent i'm telling you this is a front we actually we communicate with grunts and

00:23:36.600 kicking each other in the nuts

00:23:38.980 someone did ask me I did a live video

00:23:41.320 and they asked me if I've ever considered 0.99

00:23:43.200 kneeing you in the balls 0.99

00:23:44.660 me personally have you 0.99

00:23:46.260 I thought about it for a second I was like

00:23:49.060 you know I don't think so and then I

00:23:50.420 realized that sometimes Mike 0.99

00:23:53.060 I just want you to shut the fuck up 0.99

00:23:54.420 sometimes but if you had to make him do it 0.99

00:23:57.360 what would be the method would you knee him 0.99

00:23:59.240 in the balls I would first I would say 1.00

00:24:01.080 hey Mike please shut up 1.00

00:24:02.860 what you have 0.97

00:24:04.400 i have yeah um second thing i might stand up because i'm probably sitting in a situation

00:24:09.540 situation um third thing i am just taking a full rocket and attaching it to my heel 1.00

00:24:16.860 and then lighting it on fire and blasting my knee into your nuts you shut the fuck up 1.00

00:24:23.240 that's dope i would have used a shovel but not the shovel you're thinking of like a shovel that 1.00

00:24:28.180 kids use in uh sand oh like a little plastic one yeah oh that would that wouldn't be so bad

00:24:33.380 The rocket-powered leg would be trouble, so I'm pretty sure. 0.96

00:24:36.060 Well, it'd fuck me up, too. 1.00

00:24:37.400 But it's just like, shut up, man. 0.99

00:24:39.580 You have been doing a better job of being a little more quiet, Mike, I think. 0.95

00:24:43.260 Well, I also haven't been around as much, you know?

00:24:45.900 That's definitely why.

00:24:46.580 I've been spending more time, you know.

00:24:49.480 We can't hear him because he's not here.

00:24:50.720 Yeah, it's harder to hear me.

00:24:52.440 Are you at the point where you're getting, you know,

00:24:54.640 a little bit more comfortable with Lana?

00:24:56.560 You guys are opening up a little more?

00:24:58.140 You know, as relationships progress, there's more to play with.

00:25:03.380 Because you're more comfortable with each other.

00:25:05.600 You're talking about sexuality.

00:25:07.140 Anything, really.

00:25:08.300 You guys farting in front of each other yet?

00:25:10.700 Oh, this.

00:25:13.960 Yeah.

00:25:14.680 Yeah, I mean, we talked about this a little bit earlier.

00:25:20.220 It was an alley-oop.

00:25:22.440 You probably didn't need this.

00:25:23.620 That's a big first step for a lot of people, though.

00:25:25.660 Yeah, relationships, as they evolve and move on over time,

00:25:31.320 the people get more and more comfortable with each other.

00:25:33.380 And so like at first, I think the boy and the girl, they go on their first date and

00:25:38.500 let's be honest, both, both of them have to fart.

00:25:41.160 Both people have to fart on the first date.

00:25:42.940 Okay.

00:25:43.220 And the second date, the third date as well.

00:25:45.300 And instead they make that face and they hold it in and they squeak it out a little bit.

00:25:52.300 Right now, after a couple of weeks, of course, of course, sometimes you can't get away with

00:25:58.180 just letting one out.

00:25:59.080 Like that's, that's a little risky for me.

00:26:00.740 You know, I'm the type of dude where I'll hold it till I get home and have like a, like

00:26:06.240 a mental break, a full 60 seconds of flatulence full on by myself, my boy, you know, 60 seconds

00:26:13.280 sometimes.

00:26:14.060 Yeah.

00:26:14.740 Hmm.

00:26:15.020 That's a minute.

00:26:16.020 That's good math.

00:26:16.980 Nice job.

00:26:17.920 So as the relationship goes on, you know, you get a month in and this is usually about

00:26:24.840 the time when guys starts just spraying, you know, you're sitting on the love sack, you're 0.97

00:26:28.400 watching a movie might even fucking go for the leg lift 0.95

00:26:30.540 a month in 1.00

00:26:31.140 and the girl goes 0.99

00:26:34.460 babe 1.00

00:26:35.440 every fucking 0.99

00:26:38.680 couple watches knows what I'm talking about 1.00

00:26:40.000 most girls go ew I feel like 1.00

00:26:41.540 or yeah baby

00:26:42.740 now the interesting thing

00:26:46.160 is when you get to the 3 to 4 month mark

00:26:48.680 cause

00:26:50.160 up until that point 1.00

00:26:51.840 you like to believe that girls don't fart or poop 0.99

00:26:54.260 at all 0.99

00:26:55.260 but at the 3 to 4 month mark

00:26:58.400 They usually have a slip up.

00:27:00.280 It's not purposeful at first.

00:27:02.260 It's they're sitting there watching a movie and you just hear.

00:27:06.040 And you're like, what was that? 0.99

00:27:07.520 What the fuck was that? 0.99

00:27:08.340 Someone just step on a duck? 1.00

00:27:09.660 Was that in the movie?

00:27:10.760 But then they're like, okay, I got one through.

00:27:13.560 He didn't break up with me.

00:27:14.520 And then they feel like it's rapid fire time.

00:27:18.000 Like open sesame.

00:27:19.400 You just start getting.

00:27:20.500 And you just look and you're just like, yo.

00:27:22.580 And I feel like I get so much more mad at her when she farts than vice versa. 1.00

00:27:27.480 Because girls aren't supposed to fart or poop 1.00

00:27:29.620 I don't care what anybody says 1.00

00:27:31.080 Girls are not supposed to fart or poop 1.00

00:27:32.260 The fact that they pee 1.00

00:27:33.820 Is even risky

00:27:36.000 Because I eat at that restaurant sometimes

00:27:37.760 And so the fact that pee comes out of there

00:27:39.780 Even that stresses me out

00:27:41.220 You know what I'm saying

00:27:43.100 I'm getting warm 1.00

00:27:44.380 The feminists are coming 1.00

00:27:46.700 I can feel them typing 1.00

00:27:49.280 In the key section 0.99

00:27:50.660 Only men can fart and poop 1.00

00:27:52.140 Fuck you Mike 1.00

00:27:53.140 I'm kidding 1.00

00:27:55.620 It's a joke for comedy

00:27:57.420 what he's saying is this 0.95

00:27:58.380 fart and poop at your leisure 0.96

00:28:00.000 wherever you want 0.94

00:28:01.560 oh yeah

00:28:02.080 like if

00:28:02.760 I'm

00:28:03.220 no

00:28:03.720 really hear me when I say

00:28:05.380 wherever you want 0.99

00:28:06.200 ladies 0.52

00:28:06.900 if you wanna 1.00

00:28:07.920 if you wanna poop on a

00:28:09.400 public bench in the park

00:28:10.720 do it

00:28:12.240 if you wanna poop

00:28:13.200 at Grand Central Station

00:28:15.280 do it

00:28:16.740 like don't

00:28:18.920 don't let the confines of society

00:28:20.720 like

00:28:21.020 the communists 0.83

00:28:21.620 like let's be

00:28:22.140 let's be honest bro

00:28:22.880 going to the bathroom

00:28:23.840 is a societal construct

00:28:25.260 He's right

00:28:28.940 As joking as he is

00:28:30.420 He's right 1.00

00:28:30.860 You think the Romans 0.99

00:28:31.720 Went to the bathroom 1.00

00:28:32.320 You know what the Romans did 1.00

00:28:33.100 They sat with a hundred 1.00

00:28:34.240 Other Romans and shit together 1.00

00:28:35.380 That's true actually 1.00

00:28:36.300 All of them

00:28:36.960 Outside the Coliseum

00:28:37.740 Outside the Coliseum

00:28:38.500 There's a massive public

00:28:39.520 And cavemen 1.00

00:28:40.420 Just shit wherever they wanted 1.00

00:28:41.600 They would just shit randomly 1.00

00:28:42.960 I miss those days 0.99

00:28:44.160 Here's one place

00:28:44.780 I don't 0.69

00:28:45.180 Two places I don't want you to poop

00:28:46.600 One and I hate to say it

00:28:48.700 But I don't want you to

00:28:49.300 I don't want you to poop 1.00

00:28:50.140 On my penis 1.00

00:28:50.740 If we've gotten to that point 1.00

00:28:52.840 Where we're going down

00:28:53.880 That route

00:28:54.600 That rabbit

00:28:55.200 hole i'll call it yeah wait i will say though that is one of those things it's like uh if you pull a

00:29:00.960 pin from a grenade and hold it what do you expect to happen right a malfunctioning grenade no no no

00:29:06.520 your bottle should continue to malfunction during that activity that's it's just risky dude that's 0.76

00:29:10.920 why like honestly honestly if i'm fucking around with a girl that i like a lot i won't i won't 0.99

00:29:16.180 really do the butt do butt stuff yeah it's it's just you have you have too much to lose you have 0.98

00:29:21.100 way too much to lose and and you can't be mad because if you're doing butt stuff and you get

00:29:25.960 a little slang on the dang like what'd you expect that's what you said to me that time in new york

00:29:30.180 when i had that little when i had that issue like why you why are you even talking to me about this 0.99

00:29:33.940 like i walked outside when it was raining i got wet oh shit what are you doing like yeah who would 0.96

00:29:40.160 have guessed on your wiener and then the other one for people who have watched the movie the 0.99

00:29:43.600 platform another watch i'll talk about on netflix this guy climbed up looking for some relief from 0.99

00:29:49.880 the people in the jail cell above him uh and the woman shit on his head on his head while he was 0.99

00:29:55.500 climbing up he climbed up a rope and she shit on his head and he fell down the tube in this movie 0.99

00:29:59.640 the platform and he died that that is um modern day weaponry right in his face so your your two 0.99

00:30:06.020 rules are don't shit on either head yeah 100 strong i agree with i think anywhere else is fine 0.95

00:30:11.620 continuing well i was just gonna say the the the other things is when it comes to the protection 0.97

00:30:17.980 of your food there was there was one more too but i think the protection of your food is another

00:30:21.760 one i think when you first start dating uh the girl you're at a restaurant a nice italian restaurant

00:30:26.360 and the girl says you got to try my pasta it's delicious and the guy says all right and twirls

00:30:32.220 up a little fork of it and eats it about a month in the guy has to ask now hey hey that pasta looks

00:30:39.680 good you mind if i try something the girl's like this yeah go for it yeah go for it and he grabs

00:30:45.760 little fork and the girl's like this because it needs it needs to be little yeah and by the way

00:30:50.600 i'm the same way i'm the same if if i notice if if i give you a bite of my apple be careful how 0.89

00:30:55.680 big your bite is be fucking careful three to six months the guy's got the fork in his hand he's 1.00

00:31:02.080 going to stab the the pasta just because yo that's my fucking pasta i'm paying for this fucking meal 1.00

00:31:06.760 yeah right and the girl says if you touch my fucking pasta you're not getting head for the 1.00

00:31:11.500 next year don't you ever touch my food it's it's a it's a it's a cycle everything's real nice and 0.99

00:31:16.900 real all girls are different though like like women are smart they know what they have and 0.67

00:31:21.540 they know how to use it like i've had a i've had a girl try to gnaw my arm off when i when i went 1.00

00:31:26.760 to take take her food but like what lana's doing with you is is probably the smartest way like 0.99

00:31:31.380 men are dumb we're simple creatures how do you get us to act you threaten us with sex 0.99

00:31:35.740 yeah right we'll we'll make moves we'll go from a to z if that's if that's on the table and food 1.00

00:31:41.060 and food's the other big one so and that's what i won't move as much forward yeah they say in that

00:31:46.040 in the italians say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach that oh they say that yeah

00:31:50.420 it's a good way to do it food's hard food sharing is hard man you gotta you gotta really be willing

00:31:54.580 to open up and especially now during quarantine like we're rationing we don't know the next time

00:31:59.340 we're gonna eat we do we we we know we got lunch in about an hour pizza chef kate's making pizza

00:32:05.500 making pizza for your birthday.

00:32:06.700 That's cool.

00:32:07.760 I wish there was some sports.

00:32:09.300 That's the only thing I'm missing.

00:32:11.080 Sports.

00:32:11.540 Like, I wish I could 1.00

00:32:12.140 watch a fucking Knicks game 1.00

00:32:14.000 and put like five, 1.00

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00:32:58.940 It's something to do during quarantine.

00:33:00.760 There was a third thing I want to talk about,

00:33:02.160 because I find this one incredibly fascinating and relatable.

00:33:05.260 and again i i'm hesitant to always like i'll use the word devolve to talk about sex but like sex

00:33:12.900 is that one thing is like undeniably universally relatable yeah like a if you're on this planet

00:33:18.800 it's because of sex and it's not true well because of jesus test tube babies

00:33:24.920 yeah there's probably some well how did how did the uh ingredients in the test tube get in the

00:33:30.960 test tube manual operation right right but it's still it's the sex well i mean and if you want

00:33:37.460 to get really deep into that where do you think the people that are making the test tubes uh

00:33:42.300 babies where do you think they were made through sex okay you know what i'm saying like it's like

00:33:46.460 it's all a result association kind of thing mike brought it up like uh sometimes in the morning 0.97

00:33:52.720 like i'm a morning sex dude i've been i've been clear about this before i'm a morning sex dude

00:33:57.100 And sometimes in the morning, since I'm not in a relationship, this is tricky. 0.67

00:34:02.780 If you have to wake the person next to you up to try to convince them to get it on,

00:34:09.800 but you don't want to be too aggressive because you're up, but they're not.

00:34:13.500 And it starts with maybe a little shoulder kiss, a little kiss on the shoulder.

00:34:18.860 You up yet?

00:34:19.620 She's not up.

00:34:20.380 No problem.

00:34:21.100 I'll be the girl.

00:34:22.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:34:22.960 She'll maybe make a little gurgle. 0.88

00:34:24.660 all right so now i'm like all right like maybe like stroke her hair i'll like pet her like a

00:34:29.100 dog see if she wakes up like i know all right okay now you know strike three i tug on the hey

00:34:36.380 hey hey wake up lady i got something to say um i've gone as far as like

00:34:43.160 wet willy in the ear nothing nothing okay she's still alive check the heartbeat she's good 0.82

00:34:49.220 now now i'll blow blow in her ear because now it's a cold wet ear and you go

00:34:52.820 point is this every dude has a strategic way how to wake up their mate to convince them to have 0.99

00:35:00.160 sex in the morning have you been going through this of course i went through it quite literally

00:35:04.580 this morning and i and it was she she wakes up late she wakes up around noon and uh i woke up 0.99

00:35:09.820 and i was like damn my dick is complete is this is a skyscraper that i for whatever reason because 0.98

00:35:17.580 i'm not usually a horny morning guy you know that i'm a i'm a night dude i talk about this 0.99

00:35:21.340 but I woke up this morning and I was like, damn, 0.82

00:35:23.460 how am I going to make this work? 0.96

00:35:24.660 She ain't going to be up for another two and a half hours. 0.99

00:35:26.020 My dick is going to implode. 0.99

00:35:28.300 It's going to become metaphysical. 1.00

00:35:29.900 Oh wow.

00:35:30.440 It's going to go back to where it came from the test tube,

00:35:33.340 if you will.

00:35:34.100 And I was like, I got to do, I got to do something about this.

00:35:36.140 And so at first I, I, uh, I was just like,

00:35:39.920 and she's, and she like stirred a little bit.

00:35:45.680 And then I, and then what I did was she,

00:35:47.720 since she loves to cuddle, but she knows I don't,

00:35:49.780 i know that if i cuddle her she'll be like something's up oh and so i started coddling

00:35:54.800 her and by the way you know what's in the middle of me and her from a cuddling perspective 0.83

00:35:58.020 a fucking limbo stick a limbo stick okay and so she's and so now she's like now she's kind 0.95

00:36:03.560 of waking up but then she puts her arm um around my torso and something that's miraculous about me 0.99

00:36:09.520 and something that she's noticed and made know of is that um i have extreme control over my penis 0.96

00:36:15.420 when it's erect. 0.98

00:36:16.220 I can make it do

00:36:16.760 all kinds of things. 1.00

00:36:19.760 My dick can become 1.00

00:36:21.000 a catapult. 1.00

00:36:22.480 For like items?

00:36:23.480 Small items?

00:36:24.100 Quarters.

00:36:24.520 We tried it.

00:36:25.080 You're kidding.

00:36:25.680 Swear to God.

00:36:26.220 Can it go in the stuff?

00:36:27.480 Yeah.

00:36:28.000 Yes.

00:36:28.240 I could catch it

00:36:29.580 in my mouth.

00:36:30.400 Why would I do that though?

00:36:31.820 That sounds horrible.

00:36:32.880 It's a quarter.

00:36:33.320 But I could.

00:36:34.440 Crazy.

00:36:35.220 So I started 1.00

00:36:35.740 her arm was under it 1.00

00:36:37.080 so my dick's here 1.00

00:36:37.880 and I like wedged. 1.00

00:36:38.840 I fucking hate this show. 1.00

00:36:39.460 I hate this fucking show. 1.00

00:36:40.320 You just expose yourself 1.00

00:36:41.260 with weird shit like that 0.99

00:36:42.160 all the time. 0.99

00:36:42.740 No because

00:36:43.140 bro

00:36:43.620 like alright

00:36:45.060 When you push it down, there's some spring-loaded.

00:36:48.760 So you could put things there and go to war.

00:36:52.040 But don't you have childhood memories you could share 1.00

00:36:53.820 as opposed to things your dick can do? 1.00

00:36:55.980 Well, we do that, too. 1.00

00:36:56.760 I try to suck my dick upside down. 1.00

00:36:58.360 As a child? 1.00

00:36:59.060 Yeah.

00:36:59.540 It's a childhood memory.

00:37:00.500 Who hasn't?

00:37:02.300 Marilyn Manson was able to. 0.99

00:37:03.540 He removed her.

00:37:03.940 Nah, it's an urban legend.

00:37:05.400 Really?

00:37:06.200 Yeah. 0.98

00:37:07.260 I was joking about the dick upside down. 0.98

00:37:11.580 Needless to say. 0.98

00:37:13.080 Wait, then why are you going to say it?

00:37:15.060 nice that was worse than a rocket propelled kick to the nats uh on top of that also in addition 1.00

00:37:22.940 uh so what happened yeah well i mean it worked obviously the girl's hornier than i am obviously 1.00

00:37:27.640 you know and so like i don't have to really do i don't have to like convert convince her like when 1.00

00:37:31.120 she feels a hard dick like she's up and at it you know what i'm saying there's no convincing she's 0.97

00:37:35.640 had to be woken up but that's not the case with all girls some girls need a little bit of you 0.99

00:37:39.060 know foreplay whatever but it's all something else i've noticed that's funny is it doesn't 1.00

00:37:42.880 work the same way vice versa if they wake up and they're horny babe babe babe and they're grinding 0.99

00:37:52.440 on you and shit you're just maybe maybe it's just your girl dude no girls have done that to you 1.00

00:37:57.100 before woken up horny and tried to fight this happened my whole life it's definitely happened 1.00

00:38:00.680 to you it's it's happened that's sometimes not that aggressive about it and also i feel like i

00:38:05.640 and i'd be willing to put money in this i feel like the majority of women do not prefer morning 0.99

00:38:09.440 sex i've i've i'm i strongly believe that i agree because of the hygiene you know fuck it if you're 0.99

00:38:15.200 a woman please a woman only because it pertains to my life and i'm more interested in that uh 0.99

00:38:21.800 poll on the screen right now do you prefer sex at morning or night please only answer if you're 0.96

00:38:28.080 female that's never gonna work i'll do a separate one for dudes give it one minute and i'll put the

00:38:32.900 dudes up nice so now that we're waiting patiently and no don't do that you'll get copyright oh that's

00:38:40.020 right uh for the how's Alex Trebek doing do we have any information he's doing great yeah

00:38:44.560 last time I saw him he was doing great you saw Alex Trebek no no he made an announcement that

00:38:52.120 he beat the he beat the first uh round I don't know I don't know what the good job by the way

00:38:57.040 the worst cancer yeah why don't we watch more Jeopardy here probably because you don't watch

00:39:00.700 tv that makes sense yeah we aren't involved all right i'm sorry we've done it but we watched

00:39:05.460 like eight episodes in one day and then we never watched i'm obsessed with jeopardy it's my life

00:39:08.300 dream it's my life dream i've told you a hundred thousand times my life dream be on jeopardy so

00:39:12.680 all i want to do i want there to be an influencer jeopardy i want it to exist oh no i don't have 0.79

00:39:16.800 to be on that i can go i can go the pros i go on the fucking pros i would lose heard it here first 0.75

00:39:21.100 people i want to go on jeopardy it's all i've ever wanted if there's a casting agent for jeopardy 0.99

00:39:25.660 watching this i can prove my skills i promise you i got i got cultural fucking you do you do 0.88

00:39:30.360 well too historical knowledge highest iq in the house that mike at 127 which we should all do 0.86

00:39:35.580 that again by the way it was 127 i need to take that again unfortunately i wasn't uh here at that

00:39:41.180 time facts facts yeah we need to do it again and i'm positive i'm gonna i'm gonna win can't be the 0.74

00:39:46.320 same test though can't be gotta be something we gotta do a professional like expensive ass oh yeah

00:39:50.740 um uh do you make eye contact with lana when you guys yeah yeah we're we're in a serious uh 0.94

00:39:58.060 remember when i told you that this is weird and by the way can can someone who's watching this

00:40:03.740 right now make sure you note the fact that all these lana related questions have come from logan 0.91

00:40:07.080 i've not brought her up one time please don't attack me in the fucking comments they're relatable 0.91

00:40:10.480 we're talking about boys and girls which is fascinating you're the one in the house who's 0.99

00:40:13.400 who's you made it out dude of law of the single just the fucking the boy's life oh like you got 1.00

00:40:19.380 a you got a partner but i but i oh shit that was scary i can't have him shit on me again man look 0.99

00:40:26.220 look come on up he's chilling he's chilling i just want him to go on the branch if yeah if 0.98

00:40:30.780 y'all have noticed my my uh pet bird and uh new best friend sir the great your hands a little too

00:40:36.600 high now now now grip it and lift up yeah yep yep yep make sure you get a good grip now i can't i

00:40:41.900 can't really see him you know it's it's difficult use your eyes he's gripping and you're letting

00:40:46.100 him down you're letting him down yeah i got you now i look like a failure so so my new best friend

00:40:55.300 sir the gray is uh like i've said this boy he's the best pet i've ever i've ever had he's gonna 0.99

00:40:59.320 rip that to shreds i ever take back everything i said he's a piece of shit no he's a pretty good 0.99

00:41:05.320 bird yeah he's yeah he's he's quiet what about the the ride up to the ranch oh my god it's about 1.00

00:41:12.100 a two and a half hour ride to get to this this secret location ranch in the middle of nowhere

00:41:16.680 um what is he doing and uh logan decided he's gonna take sir the bird out and uh just as we

00:41:24.780 watch him it's okay so he's he doesn't know he doesn't know release anything yeah like he is a

00:41:33.320 baby don't let his looks deceive you he's three months old he's equivalent of like a six-month

00:41:36.700 child he has no idea what's happening there you go and so his muscles haven't developed he's

00:41:40.340 uncoordinated and he doesn't know how to step up fully yet or step off oh there he goes yeah

00:41:45.880 but yeah he's like he's such a good parent he on the on the ranch the road in it's it's incredibly

00:41:50.980 bumpy i just held him and i was like his equilibrium as we like went around and he

00:41:54.940 was quiet all the day and now we're back to uh conversation here he is again he just wants to

00:42:00.520 be involved do we get him a mic there's also a mice trap right there it's not it's not activated

00:42:06.860 um when he when he can talk and speak english absolutely he's oh he's typing right now you

00:42:10.860 guys want to know what he said question mark l less than k jk colon colon colon colon pl any

00:42:17.400 question mark l is less than k logan is less than what were someone tell me what we're talking

00:42:25.420 about you asked me if i make eye contact when i have sex yeah do you i do i do i think i think

00:42:32.760 that's a i think that's a big part of romanticism i completely agree at that time it's like when

00:42:37.280 it's not you know what do you do look and look into space i mean sometimes sometimes i feel like

00:42:41.760 it's awkward it can be it can be but think about it this way when you when you get to the time

00:42:46.580 when you're at the 500th time you've had sex

00:42:48.640 with someone it's different like you

00:42:49.980 know what I'm saying like when you were with your the one I won't

00:42:52.680 mention for a long period of time

00:42:54.320 Voldemort you guys made eye contact

00:42:56.580 I'm sure you were so comfortable with each other right

00:42:58.240 I don't know cause like bro

00:43:00.300 I'm like I'm a clown right

00:43:02.440 so when I'm like 0.99

00:43:03.480 oh shit when I'm 0.99

00:43:05.880 having sex dude 1.00

00:43:07.620 and I'm looking at someone in the eye 0.95

00:43:10.720 all I can think about is what they're thinking about

00:43:12.480 I'm like

00:43:13.420 she's looking at me but like I wonder what she's

00:43:16.560 What she's thinking about me.

00:43:17.240 She thinks I'm weird.

00:43:17.920 She thinks this is weird.

00:43:18.660 Does she think this is weird?

00:43:19.420 I got to look away.

00:43:20.840 I hear that.

00:43:21.600 I'll put one of these.

00:43:22.740 I'll do anything to avoid eye contact.

00:43:25.240 We got to do something with this, bro.

00:43:26.340 I think he's a beautiful, beautiful parrot,

00:43:28.580 but he's having a hard time getting used to

00:43:30.740 the Hollywood lifestyle,

00:43:32.080 jumping in when he's not supposed to.

00:43:34.320 Well, he's an infant.

00:43:34.980 He also doesn't understand give and take. 0.55

00:43:36.560 He's a little selfish.

00:43:38.120 Comedic pauses, timing, conversation. 0.71

00:43:42.560 He's a novice.

00:43:44.220 He's part of the family, though.

00:43:45.280 We're going to treat him like that.

00:43:45.980 we're not going to kick him out of the house like we did our vegan videographer

00:43:48.140 sorry Andre

00:43:50.340 you know

00:43:52.240 he what

00:43:54.420 I mean

00:43:56.520 yeah we're still

00:43:57.960 we're probably keeping this

00:43:59.160 so maybe the cage is the cage around still

00:44:02.740 yeah I'll go put him in the cage

00:44:04.780 I'll take a brief cut

00:44:06.420 and we're back

00:44:07.840 with no bird 0.98

00:44:09.620 we fucking saw him 0.99

00:44:13.900 I had to say it 0.99

00:44:14.860 Someone happy I fucking did real we saw if you saw my video on Twitter or my YouTube video my vlog 0.96

00:44:21.700 We saw aliens. It wasn't fake. It wasn't staged and what's more 0.96

00:44:26.920 The video got buried by YouTube. No

00:44:30.580 Is it because of the aliens the vlog is not the vlog is nothing. It's a it's a very tame vlog

00:44:35.620 Yeah, we we muted the swears. We took out anything like remotely R-rated and I have to believe

00:44:42.420 something going on man and i want you guys to know that i'm not a part of it you said they

00:44:46.980 think i'm a part of something i think i believe it's both both of us uh because uh what did i

00:44:53.060 say was the reason because because we're like the uh we're like the not i don't want to say the

00:44:58.380 elite but we're definitely like upper class but what was the reason was it a tattoo or something 0.74

00:45:01.960 what did they say it was there was some fucking reason i can't i can't think of it now but yes 0.90

00:45:05.760 logan has recently been accused of being at this uh in this hollywood group of of you know illuminati 0.96

00:45:11.780 or whatever it is.

00:45:13.100 So I was watching.

00:45:14.840 Yo, there was this thing on YouTube.

00:45:16.720 What is it called?

00:45:18.360 Out of Shadows.

00:45:19.480 Out of Shadows.

00:45:20.860 So many people.

00:45:21.740 Are we, hold on a sec. 0.99

00:45:22.700 Are we fucking doing this? 0.99

00:45:24.100 How far are we going? 1.00

00:45:25.940 I've been banned from talking about this shit on the show. 0.99

00:45:28.840 Banned. 0.99

00:45:29.360 I've been censored,

00:45:30.640 and I'm going to bring it up right now. 0.99

00:45:31.780 I've been fucking censored 0.99

00:45:32.820 by the management of this organization. 0.98

00:45:35.700 I got some stuff to say. 1.00

00:45:36.940 You fucking lead it. 0.99

00:45:38.120 Well, say it, dude. 1.00

00:45:38.840 All right.

00:45:39.080 I was sent this documentary,

00:45:41.160 and someone's like yo this got seven million views it's blowing up in two days but then

00:45:45.140 youtube shadow banned i was like there's no way what's it called out of shadows shadows so i

00:45:49.420 typed it in and you know there it is right there no 2020 documentary that detox isn't that that's 0.57

00:45:54.620 not it that is not it what the fuck the real the real one is oh my god i know what the thumbnail 0.99

00:46:00.040 no yes it is because i saw the girl with the at the end the stupid girl with the pizza no it has 0.99

00:46:03.960 eight million views that's what the thumbnail looks like oh oh okay you're just saying it's 0.95

00:46:07.980 the wrong thumbnail but that was the guy right wait right here right here yes yes no that was

00:46:12.220 the thumbnail but that's not it go up go up you see how hard this is maybe maybe it got deleted

00:46:17.360 out of shadows of no it had like eight million views bro there was a channel that had it

00:46:22.160 out of shadows official so we started watching this video 2.5 million views yeah that's it

00:46:31.180 that's the one that's it anyways this this documentary yeah we we watched it and um i

00:46:37.600 will say it's it's a bit it's a bit much at some point it's just like and like these people all

00:46:43.820 right i don't i want here's the other issue i'm not prepared for this today this as you guys know

00:46:50.760 that have been have been riding with us since the beginning alex jones ben shapiro gun girl

00:46:53.960 uh you bring those people on we prepare we sit we sit we talk for two three hours we study we get 0.95

00:46:59.820 ready or at least i do for those fucking episodes i'm not ready for q anon i'm not ready for pizza 0.99

00:47:04.360 game i'm not ready for this shit today i know i know i just i'm strictly talking on the idea that 0.99

00:47:08.640 they believe there's like an upper hollywood elite that is involved in the conspiracies 0.99

00:47:14.800 to traffic children as sex victims as well as um i believe human

00:47:21.780 flesh trafficking as well as blood oath in the hot in the hollywood elite um 0.94

00:47:27.360 i've not i'm not gonna even fucking begin to give an opinion on this today i'm not doing it dude 0.89

00:47:34.260 because one i just i don't want to do this because i want to talk about it but i also don't want to 0.92

00:47:38.800 give an opinion on it either way well i was just watching i'm i was i'm understanding the hierarchy

00:47:44.660 that they think believe exists and i was like thinking i was like if this if this like cult

00:47:50.260 like this Illuminati type

00:47:52.740 of group does exist

00:47:54.600 when am I going to get approached

00:47:56.960 and how

00:47:57.980 and who's going to approach me

00:47:59.660 and then all of a sudden I look on Twitter

00:48:01.160 and because of my UFO video I'm being accused 0.99

00:48:04.640 of like this fucking 0.99

00:48:05.560 this group that allegedly exists 1.00

00:48:08.680 and I can assure you

00:48:10.000 I'm not a part of

00:48:11.560 why would you two bury my video

00:48:14.240 it's because they want to be friends with the aliens first

00:48:16.780 but you're already first 0.99

00:48:17.800 no fucking chance 0.96

00:48:19.140 You know who's going to approach you according to them, right? 0.99

00:48:22.580 Jesus?

00:48:23.140 Tom Hanks. 1.00

00:48:24.220 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:48:25.080 Tom Hanks is going to approach you. 1.00

00:48:26.360 He's going to approach you, and he's going to ask you to join.

00:48:28.500 I love him so much.

00:48:29.420 How can one man be so many captains?

00:48:31.100 Captain Phillips?

00:48:32.300 Who's the one who captained the Hudson?

00:48:36.200 Sully.

00:48:36.800 Sully.

00:48:37.360 Captain Sully.

00:48:38.580 Next thing you know, he's going to be Captain Ahab.

00:48:40.420 Spearing whales named Moby Dick.

00:48:41.580 Tom Hanks, Hillary Clinton, Epstein, Pizzagate, Ping Pong Pizza.

00:48:46.100 Sorry, Comet Pizza. 1.00

00:48:47.120 this fucking thing is brain rattling 1.00

00:48:50.940 brain rattling and I'm not gonna 1.00

00:48:52.960 I don't because I don't want to get into it

00:48:54.860 it'd be interesting if you had like an outlet

00:48:56.740 that was a little less censored than

00:48:58.900 this type of outlet and you could like

00:49:01.000 post it on a later

00:49:02.380 Mac is this you trying to tell me to put it on the night shift

00:49:04.840 this is probably way more important

00:49:06.920 than whatever you're about to say next I'm sorry

00:49:08.280 okay so stop

00:49:09.980 well just because you've began talking three times now

00:49:13.040 and you've said I don't want to talk about it

00:49:14.540 you want to talk around the idea

00:49:16.780 on it but you don't want to go into the detail stuff because you don't know everything and it's

00:49:21.000 not proper it's not even that it's i don't want the smoke yeah i don't want the smoke i could get

00:49:26.180 into detail on it because here's another thing it pushed me down a rabbit hole once we once once

00:49:31.440 we got out of shadows i started watching this new rogan interview with tom o'neill and i sent and i

00:49:37.800 sent you this now this is not this is not conspiracy the wrote the wrote what do you got here just

00:49:44.580 keep talking oh the rogan interview with tom o'neill was regarding a program called mk ultra

00:49:50.300 sure which happened uh-huh this existed this was not a conspiracy theory there's documentation to

00:49:56.420 prove that after world war ii the u.s government in a race to combat the soviet union's desire to

00:50:06.140 be able to create what's called the manchurian candidate an assassin built out of a citizen

00:50:11.100 who will complete a mission and then forget about said mission the u.s started to outsource

00:50:17.580 uh mind control operations to colleges universities in both canada the united states

00:50:23.900 tested psychedelics uh lsd on unwilling and on uh you know um on unwilling u.s citizens both in jail 0.82

00:50:32.200 there's you know beliefs that whitey bulger what could potentially have been a result of the 0.52

00:50:37.280 mk ultra program that uh charles manson may have been a result of the mk ultra program uh there

00:50:44.440 was a thing called the sleep room in canada where uh a woman had put herself into this hospital for

00:50:51.340 light anxiety symptoms and they the doctor there was working for the u.s government for the cia

00:50:56.600 and he put her uh to sleep for 80 days straight gave her daily electroshock convulsion during the

00:51:06.060 entire time when she left she was unable to remember who she was what her name was who her

00:51:09.680 family was everything um there's death involved and the mk ultra program to me is the most

00:51:15.740 interesting situation thing ever ever i mean this is this is the u.s government and there's proof of

00:51:22.500 it testing u.s citizens when they put people to sleep and just like play uh you're in comas and

00:51:28.900 you killed your mother for seven for like i did no you didn't but there was a guy i was like i

00:51:34.080 have no idea there was a guy that they put to sleep into the sleep room and they put him to 1.00

00:51:37.400 sleep for 88 days and just played you killed your mother over and over again for fucking 80 days plus 0.91

00:51:42.620 to try to see how far we can go when it comes to deleting memory and then reprogramming the human 0.98

00:51:49.480 brain to create to create and also to break down spies so we capture a russian spy how can we get

00:51:57.560 them to tell us everything they know and that include truth serum lsd mind control tactics and

00:52:04.520 so the the most interesting thing about it to me is knowing that that program existed between 1953

00:52:10.500 and 1965 imagine we are now 60 fucking years past that program can you even begin to imagine what

00:52:20.540 the cia nsa has done in the time in between that with these top secret completely covert the 0.80

00:52:27.220 president would never hear about any of this he's he's not on the list imagine telling the president 0.98

00:52:31.200 you are not on the list to hear about this shit in the documentary something i thought was 0.99

00:52:34.500 interesting was that after world war ii uh the united states shipped in allegedly nazi scientists 0.99

00:52:44.100 german nazi scientists and doctors who eventually assimilated with our culture and got integrated

00:52:50.860 into the cia and then started working for the cia which may may stem some of the some of the

00:53:00.280 things that you're talking about right because these aren't american uh workers essentially but

00:53:05.640 um yeah it's all right dachau david is that was that one of the camp names dachau yeah dachau i

00:53:14.540 believe was the scientific experimentation camp for the nazis i can't i can't remember if that's

00:53:18.420 the right one or not but they they experiment i mean the nazis were the originators of this type

00:53:22.680 of stuff they were they had done multiple multiple tests on trying to separate siamese twins and then

00:53:30.040 get them to uh telepath to telepath yeah like that i heard that i heard they would pour acid on one 0.96

00:53:35.840 twin and if the other two felt it yeah horrible shit i mean horrible shit and so a lot of i believe 0.93

00:53:42.380 to your point a lot of those scientists were the ones that were originally brought in on the on the 0.97

00:53:45.520 front end the mk ultra program but again here's why i'm so hesitant dude like the dude the dude

00:53:50.200 telling that story in that documentary that i just brought first off it's also not like a

00:53:54.940 super professionally done documentary they don't know they don't really know how to tell a story

00:53:59.040 or like cut a scene or like stop when someone's rambling um the dude who's telling this you have

00:54:03.660 to consider the validity of the person spewing the facts and i don't consider the guy who is

00:54:09.620 saying all these things a valid uh beacon of what of truth i just don't like you can i when he's when

00:54:16.360 he talks i he i see a crazy person like i i i'm maybe i'm wrong but i i like to consider myself

00:54:24.200 like somewhat good at reading people and this guy's bro some of the tangents he'd go off on

00:54:29.260 i'm like this something he was a stunt man so i wonder if there's any sort of like concussion

00:54:33.720 I swear

00:54:34.880 anyways

00:54:36.600 why we bring this up is like I've

00:54:39.560 not been approached by this group yet to join some sort

00:54:41.800 of elite where they like eat people's flesh 0.97

00:54:43.720 or something I don't fucking I also by the way I'll say 0.99

00:54:45.840 no 0.95

00:54:46.200 this was in our vlog

00:54:49.620 that we posted today that got buried

00:54:51.720 and if this podcast gets buried

00:54:53.640 as well bro it might

00:54:55.260 we're on to something

00:54:56.780 we know something's up bro

00:54:59.020 because my YouTube rep still hasn't gotten back to me on

00:55:01.660 what's good but we saw

00:55:03.640 this in the sky we saw this group of 10 to 15 little light up orbs going across the sky and

00:55:18.440 you know i brought up the camera started filming them and this one that followed in the direct

00:55:22.460 path of the other 10 to 15 ones that's how we know it's not like a meteor shower there's no

00:55:26.220 there's no random natural occurrence here this is a very strategic technical specific alignment of

00:55:32.220 some sort of some sort of craft or what i would assume would be some sort of like a aircraft

00:55:37.620 this one started glowing in it like it it it blew up into this light orb it was it was a

00:55:46.020 fucking supernova okay like this is like people are people are like and and by the way you know 0.59

00:55:50.980 we got some sort of reports on what these were from our sources we have sources because i'm 0.98

00:55:56.100 seeing legit because logan's in the illuminati so we have this kind of we have this kind of

00:55:59.760 resources but what was the final one a military drones is that what it was no no that was that's

00:56:05.000 like that's like the government like oh just military no but i'm saying that's the report

00:56:08.300 we got and even the dude that gave us the report said they're telling us it's military drones lol 0.93

00:56:14.700 with the jerk off yeah yeah so so the the closest thing i got besides meteor shower that was 0.91

00:56:19.720 apparently taking place is clearly wasn't a meteor shower because of what i just said 0.98

00:56:22.720 is elon musk's starlink satellites because apparently he's trying to beam wi-fi shout

00:56:26.860 out elon beam wife our internet all across the globe um however i'm when i look at pictures of

00:56:32.900 these that's not what this is not these are too close so maybe this was at the beginning do they

00:56:39.100 spread out i don't know can someone answer help well hold on and more so the things were were

00:56:44.260 moving through propulsion those that was not natural gravity lift the speed they were moving

00:56:49.580 we don't know the ones that concern me were the ones that were going a different direction that's

00:56:53.560 from there'd be that there'd be that horizontal line and then there'd be another line above it

00:56:59.060 and then one like going perpendicular to it across the sky look at that top one it looks like the

00:57:03.080 paths could potentially cross on the top right do you see oh this one oh man i mean i mean maybe so

00:57:09.520 then so then my the big question would be the one that we saw glow is is there the two things is

00:57:16.100 there a beam on it maybe like a beam on a spotlight helicopter that happened to catch us

00:57:20.440 or did it catch a sun's reflection

00:57:23.620 on the side of like a sheet of metal

00:57:26.040 and then we saw that.

00:57:27.760 But don't you think,

00:57:28.700 like you've seen sun reflect off a mirror.

00:57:31.200 It's quick.

00:57:32.020 Ding.

00:57:33.020 Like that's hot.

00:57:34.000 Yeah, but what if the thing

00:57:34.620 is moving super slow through space?

00:57:36.480 Yeah, true.

00:57:37.180 There's possibilities here,

00:57:38.340 but the number one thing is that it's aliens.

00:57:40.420 A hundred percent.

00:57:41.340 That's all that matters.

00:57:42.700 I was hoping you'd say that, yeah.

00:57:44.140 Actually, I have something written here.

00:57:46.600 I wrote it a while ago.

00:57:48.600 Logan, I was wondering

00:57:49.040 if you could read this right here.

00:57:50.440 at the bottom fact logan paul is an alien okay so uh we should we should talk about this so what i

00:57:57.640 know i don't think i know honestly um these aliens are slick bro i've seen you like randomly one time

00:58:06.200 just scream water why'd you do that why do you need water do you is that something that you

00:58:11.680 think a human would say when they need water i was drunk and i need water um right what about

00:58:16.520 the lack of emotion

00:58:17.440 and the ability

00:58:19.320 to manifest anything

00:58:20.280 you've ever wanted.

00:58:20.980 Dramatic childhood

00:58:21.560 childhood experience

00:58:22.500 with very intense parents.

00:58:25.380 That's what they always say.

00:58:26.880 Or I'm on to you.

00:58:27.900 Don't just live your life.

00:58:29.740 Live your life.

00:58:29.780 Hey, this is

00:58:30.080 the same thing

00:58:31.000 with me being in this group.

00:58:32.860 If it was me,

00:58:33.560 I'd tell you.

00:58:35.240 He who smelt it,

00:58:36.240 dealt it. 0.95

00:58:36.680 I think you're the alien.

00:58:38.480 Well, I don't know.

00:58:39.240 I don't know

00:58:39.680 that it was an alien.

00:58:40.560 I think it was

00:58:41.020 I don't know

00:58:41.980 if I thought about that.

00:58:43.420 Oh, you're talking about Max.

00:58:44.540 Sorry.

00:58:45.000 I thought you were talking

00:58:45.740 about the people

00:58:46.040 on twitter that accuse you of being uh an alien or an illuminati which is stressful maybe we're

00:58:51.040 all aliens in if you're looking at that from the perspective of aliens we are aliens wow you're

00:58:59.740 right you you so you the last shot the last chat or out of the shadow or whatever is you recommend

00:59:05.200 it or what uh no i don't don't watch it i don't i think people are good telling stories i think

00:59:10.760 it's a honestly i think it's a uh a nice little project for conspiracy theorists and people who

00:59:18.000 somewhat like you who are like semi-interested in the subject to like talk about and look and

00:59:22.940 start and rattle their brain but my my biggest takeaway from these things is like okay now what

00:59:28.500 now that i've seen two two people who are clearly not mentally there like not like well also here's

00:59:33.380 the thing i i don't like conspiracy theories i like proven things i i have an interest in mk

00:59:38.480 ultra because it happened yeah the the biggest problem with videos like that and i think you'll

00:59:43.520 you'll be able to uh say this and attest to this as well is that they utilize factual stories to

00:59:50.840 root their ridiculous stories do you know what i'm saying with the flat earthers you know i'm so i'm

00:59:56.680 so sick of that logic and ration i've no i have no time or room for it in my brain so i'll watch 0.92

01:00:01.540 it and i go i watch it to be entertained and and talk and talk about this lady and this guy telling

01:00:06.640 their stories that they think is true and so i'll listen and i'll take that samba and place it in a

01:00:12.160 part of my brain but in no way will i continue moving about my life thinking that this is is

01:00:17.020 even remotely true i'll think about it and if there's more evidence to provide uh truthfulness

01:00:21.620 down the line then yeah sure yeah maybe do you worry at all about when i give you just a quick

01:00:26.620 idea of the size of this group does that worry you there's five of us here no not this group

01:00:31.620 the group of people that believe every single thing that happened in that video as you can tell

01:00:36.040 by the view count

01:00:36.640 I've been watching

01:00:37.220 a lot of Dooms

01:00:38.040 I mean does that worry you

01:00:38.760 I've been watching

01:00:39.260 a lot of Dooms

01:00:39.940 Rappers 1.00

01:00:40.640 alright

01:00:41.240 and combination

01:00:42.520 with that

01:00:43.260 and watching

01:00:45.000 this documentary

01:00:46.220 I've come to

01:00:47.500 the conclusion

01:00:48.080 you're never

01:00:50.320 gonna believe this

01:00:51.060 humans are 1.00

01:00:52.340 fucking stupid 1.00

01:00:53.740 like 1.00

01:00:54.940 like

01:00:55.500 more so than not

01:00:57.460 there are more 1.00

01:00:58.040 dumb humans 1.00

01:00:58.760 than there are 1.00

01:00:59.240 not dumb humans 1.00

01:01:00.100 spoken like a true alien 0.99

01:01:01.320 I'm

01:01:01.640 or Illuminati

01:01:03.820 but Tom Hanks

01:01:04.960 got to you

01:01:05.420 didn't he

01:01:06.040 Be honest.

01:01:06.960 Did Tom get to you?

01:01:08.220 Guys, Tom Hanks did not get to me.

01:01:09.940 I challenge you.

01:01:10.780 I've done this on this show before.

01:01:11.920 I challenge you to use your critical thinking. 1.00

01:01:13.400 No, fuck that. 1.00

01:01:13.880 Let's bring someone on. 1.00

01:01:14.940 Let's bring someone on.

01:01:15.800 Get Tom Hanks on here.

01:01:16.300 Not Tom Hanks, but let's bring someone on.

01:01:18.120 We had Dr. Stephen Greer on.

01:01:20.040 No, not Aliens.

01:01:21.040 We had Alex Jones on, which was closer on this one.

01:01:23.960 Are you listening to Alex Jones as a beacon of truth?

01:01:27.300 No.

01:01:27.720 Well, some people, yes.

01:01:28.760 A lot of people.

01:01:29.900 Let me tell you something.

01:01:31.720 These people believe that if you speak up against Tom Hanks and people like him, Hillary Clinton, other people involved in the Pizzagate scandal, that you are flagged and you are sent to internment camps.

01:01:45.460 So that's what they thought I was, right?

01:01:46.960 I was flagged.

01:01:47.980 No, flagged is bad.

01:01:49.060 That's bad.

01:01:49.820 That means you have you've rised up against the Hollywood elite and the blood oaths and human trafficking.

01:01:57.400 Have you done? 0.99

01:01:58.180 Because if you're going to a FEMA camp, I got to fucking know. 0.99

01:02:00.600 No, no. 0.99

01:02:01.520 Okay.

01:02:02.040 I haven't.

01:02:02.720 But Dr. Stephen Greer, the alien ufologist that we had on this show, I've been in contact

01:02:07.840 with them because they have a new movie coming out, and they sent me a screener of it. 0.99

01:02:12.640 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:02:13.320 Yeah, so I watched a little bit of it. 1.00

01:02:15.100 And then they responded to me in my video.

01:02:17.620 It's a totally great recording, because I asked them what it was.

01:02:20.360 It was likely a fleet of extraterrestrial orbs.

01:02:23.640 The way it lit up when you were recording was definitely an attempt to communicate and

01:02:26.580 to acknowledge your interest.

01:02:27.980 you probably did CE5 subconsciously

01:02:30.180 and they wanted to show they're real and that you can make contact

01:02:32.140 I'm sure you're going to see a lot of UFOs now 0.99

01:02:34.020 holy shit 0.98

01:02:36.240 because they watch Impulsive 0.99

01:02:38.040 and they've heard us talk about me being

01:02:40.240 the liaison between aliens and planet Earth

01:02:42.280 and I promise

01:02:44.180 I'd be a good one

01:02:45.460 well you told me outside that you were very willing 1.00

01:02:48.220 for anal probing 0.99

01:02:50.700 you said 0.99

01:02:52.040 was that what it was? 0.99

01:02:53.740 no no it was anal probing 0.98

01:02:56.620 but if that's like if that's how it ends i mean at least it was by an alien like it's totally 0.99

01:03:00.880 ridiculous and it happened but like it's like whatever like bro i i this is what i did say

01:03:05.900 if the aliens abduct me and like it's not what we think and they're not so friendly and not trying 0.75

01:03:10.540 to make a positive amicable contact and they want to rip me limb from limb rather be lip rip limb

01:03:16.720 from limb by alien than a horse it's my it's a solid point because being drawn and quartered is

01:03:22.280 quite a risky situation i ain't going there i ain't never doing that what is there a part of

01:03:26.380 you that believes that there's an amical uh and positivity uh providing alien invasion is that

01:03:32.940 what you think is going to happen when the alien invasion they're here to teach us about math i

01:03:36.520 think i think 90 of aliens are bad i think there's 10 that are like transformers and trying to save 0.94

01:03:41.300 the galaxy and us humans simple fucking humans so it's the same as humans 90 bad 10 good yes 1.00

01:03:46.800 precisely are there dumb aliens like zero white trash fucking confederate alien absolutely but 1.00

01:03:53.780 if they're interacting with us they're still exponentially smarter than we could ever imagine 1.00

01:03:57.460 aliens true aliens are not what you think it's i'm gonna be honest it's not the fucking thing 0.83

01:04:02.780 we saw in the sky a true true aliens will warp space and time and appear in front of you at 0.99

01:04:08.540 their goddamn leisure and communicate you with you not through audio they'll they'll speak words 0.68

01:04:13.760 into your brain without making noise like so that's what we think bro if so if if a technology 0.99

01:04:19.660 if a civilization is that advanced to be visiting this earth mind you even given all the technology

01:04:26.720 that we have on planet earth there we have not seen life anywhere so imagine how many billions

01:04:32.220 of light years this civilization would have to be how smart they'd have to be to travel to us

01:04:36.480 unscathed and then communicate with us they're not going to be like i think they're going to

01:04:41.800 speak to your brain and your brain's going to download

01:04:43.940 that and you're going to hear it in here.

01:04:46.440 I'm done. Rant over.

01:04:47.820 Wow. I think

01:04:49.280 the assumption that aliens would be like

01:04:51.780 biological creatures might be wrong. 0.99

01:04:53.680 We'd probably send out robot probes first. 0.92

01:04:56.300 Like if you're sending

01:04:57.440 anything to explore a planet. That's the other thing.

01:04:59.760 We probably won't get a

01:05:01.660 humanoid even looking

01:05:03.680 type thing. You're going to send a robot.

01:05:05.400 Like we send to Mars and shit. 0.99

01:05:07.920 And that's also 0.99

01:05:09.220 to think that they want to visit us.

01:05:11.620 which which may be a hundred levels below the true meaning i mean i've i've looked at how many uh

01:05:17.660 and this this goes a little bit more meta and i don't know who's here for and who's not but

01:05:21.400 obviously as a fan of uh you know philosophers we've spoken about in the past that are believing

01:05:26.340 you know this dualism or or uh whatever belief they have the simulation theory exists there are

01:05:31.640 people there there have been theories in the past that we could all just be sims for a master

01:05:36.840 civilization that exists somewhere else in the universe yeah it would be the sim than a simp

01:05:40.560 You study philosophers.

01:05:45.140 In that documentary, they referenced the allegory of the cave a lot.

01:05:49.580 Sure.

01:05:49.880 Do you remember that?

01:05:51.280 Dani knows this one really well, and she's excited to talk about it.

01:05:54.340 Honestly, would you mind switching to the handheld and coming in and explaining this?

01:05:58.100 Because I learned about it, but I cannot accurately depict what this was.

01:06:03.860 So, Dave, it's only on you.

01:06:05.360 Philosopher I was looking for is Rene.

01:06:06.580 Dani, can you explain it in this microphone?

01:06:08.980 Yeah.

01:06:10.560 hi hey daddy okay so at the allegory of the cave you have a group of people that are that have been

01:06:18.600 put inside of a cave and are being projected through like the you know how shadows and fire

01:06:25.700 yeah fire and shadows um they're all chained up the only thing they can see is in front of them

01:06:31.840 and so people are are giving them a truth that they own that only they understand right so a guy

01:06:38.740 gets out and he it's up to him to either go back in and share with everyone else that truth or

01:06:47.640 to like go on with his life and what does he do what does he do does he does he tell everyone

01:06:52.800 because because their reality their world becomes shadows against the cave wall projected onto them

01:06:58.640 by that's truth they think that's the ultimate truth but there's more truth it's there's always

01:07:04.900 more to be found yeah and what you see is not always the complete depiction of what is exactly

01:07:12.820 happening so it's it's essentially that your perception could lie to you the one thing i did

01:07:19.140 find interesting in that documentary because i i may have missed the mark on accurately uh

01:07:23.480 uh describing it is uh the power of media to to to that i believe in the power of media

01:07:32.180 as a form of brainwashing

01:07:34.360 or getting people to think or act a certain way.

01:07:38.160 I mean, bro, even this podcast,

01:07:40.080 we attempt to get you to think or act a certain way.

01:07:43.160 We attempt to get you to like us.

01:07:44.980 But not from an angle of being told to do so.

01:07:50.360 That's the difference.

01:07:51.640 The belief is that media,

01:07:53.760 whether it be Fox News or MSNBC or CNN,

01:07:56.200 is acting on behalf of the people that pay their way.

01:07:59.500 we are not being instructed or told to do anything we're just talking and maybe we want you to

01:08:04.200 believe a certain way but i think that's anything any any human conversation is is leading you to

01:08:08.420 some sort of conclusion right i don't believe that the media was always like this i think that

01:08:16.440 at one time there was an objective media in the united states i believe this is new i believe this

01:08:21.760 is to i believe this is post 9 11 media i do not believe that the media was always like if you

01:08:30.220 watch the news now they are depending on the channel you watch they are telling you who you

01:08:35.980 should vote for without without fully saying it they are telling you it'll say on the screen

01:08:43.020 donald trump did not handle the pandemic properly it'll say that right but they're not explicitly

01:08:48.420 telling you who to vote for, but they're

01:08:50.460 working around the subject of...

01:08:52.460 It's sad because news

01:08:54.360 ideally would be unbiased

01:08:56.460 and... Objective.

01:08:58.040 But now that they come with

01:09:00.320 opinions and taste...

01:09:02.840 Well, since socialization is how you

01:09:04.220 move numbers, you know? You have to get people to watch

01:09:06.540 the show so you can play advertising.

01:09:08.300 It's about, as Donald says more than

01:09:10.460 anyone to him and to a lot of other stations,

01:09:12.440 it's about ratings. News was never about

01:09:14.200 fucking ratings. The Saturday Night Live was 0.99

01:09:16.300 about ratings. The news was about

01:09:17.820 journalistic responsibility

01:09:20.420 and about reporting

01:09:22.220 on what was happening.

01:09:23.680 Now it's just all an editorial.

01:09:25.380 It's all an opinion piece,

01:09:26.460 the whole thing.

01:09:27.880 Their news is the same

01:09:29.000 as the news we share on this show.

01:09:30.320 It's just like what we think.

01:09:31.760 Clickbait articles.

01:09:33.000 It runs deeper than YouTube,

01:09:34.800 that's for sure.

01:09:35.700 People will get anyone to,

01:09:37.440 or try to get anyone

01:09:38.260 to click on anything

01:09:38.960 with an interesting title.

01:09:41.460 And that's the problem.

01:09:42.600 The problem is

01:09:43.160 when you have a title

01:09:44.080 that you think might give you

01:09:45.820 a whole piece of information

01:09:47.940 but it's only just a little tidbit

01:09:49.660 and then you don't read the article

01:09:51.360 and you're missing out

01:09:52.120 on what they're actually trying to say.

01:09:53.520 Headlines, bro.

01:09:54.160 Headlines are a staple of our generation.

01:09:55.660 You gotta read deeper than that

01:09:56.640 or don't read them at all.

01:09:57.700 I mean, fake news is a real thing.

01:10:00.560 It's just not the way

01:10:02.400 that the people who started fake news say it.

01:10:04.760 It exists equally on both sides.

01:10:07.020 And if not,

01:10:07.740 just a little bit more on the side

01:10:09.020 that coined that term, unfortunately.

01:10:12.300 All right, so look,

01:10:13.520 I hope we racked your brain a little bit.

01:10:16.540 I know mine is racked,

01:10:18.840 and I'm going to combat that

01:10:20.420 by getting baked with my friends in a sauna

01:10:23.020 via a cannabis combustion machine that we made.

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