Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E178 IS LOGAN PAUL THE GREATEST YOUTUBER OF ALL TIME？ - IMPAULSIVE EP. 178

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00:02:12.360 It's weirder when you say it when cameras are pointed at you and not just a tweet.

00:02:17.760 Totally.

00:02:18.020 But I do believe I am and will be regarded as one of the best YouTubers to grace the platform.

00:02:29.140 what what do you say i'm here for a podcast not your chitchat

00:02:37.560 that's quite literally what a podcast is i like the fact that david's now behind the camera

00:02:42.380 he's gonna keep us on our toes and he's german and a videographer and david hey welcome back

00:02:47.400 to impulsive the number one podcast in the world yeah well it is earth day oh today yeah we could

00:02:54.520 celebrate the number one podcast in the world on earth on earth on earth that's cool have you

00:03:00.100 done anything to contribute to the betterment of the earth besides stay inside your house because 0.81

00:03:03.780 humans suck and we're ruining the environment yeah absolutely i'm trying to convert all my 0.89

00:03:07.640 products that i use to uh eco-friendly materials this one's a banana paper wait what really yeah 0.97

00:03:13.700 i make uh make these notepads you can find them on my website but i make them out of banana paper

00:03:17.680 now did he just did he just plug yeah that was himself well i'd be a lot more impressed if you

00:03:24.020 turn those little notepads into bananas um if we had like the same editing we had on the vlog

00:03:29.020 the other day probably why did you say the name of your website that's all right people know how

00:03:33.620 to find me no i don't think they don't think they do i don't even think they know anything about

00:03:37.100 they know your name's mac but that's also the name of a cheeseburger at mcdonald's yeah we

00:03:40.860 kind of missed like a perfect opportunity to really invest some time into me but that's all 0.97

00:03:44.200 right no uh because your birthday did just pass oh shit on for you know what the problem with 0.93

00:03:51.060 your birthday is it's on 420 which unfortunately like let's be honest is that yours why because 0.99

00:03:57.940 the priority is not unfortunately your birthday the priority is getting high as shit and having 0.97

00:04:02.720 no priorities yeah well we managed to do that one pretty well huh we did we did yeah maybe you 1.00

00:04:07.440 heathens did oh fucking scumbags you can keep your drugs the fuck away from me i'll never touch that 1.00

00:04:15.120 shit yeah but you facilitated you facilitated your boys i wore a gas mask no you're an enabler 1.00

00:04:20.280 You're a fucking 1.00

00:04:21.040 I don't have nothing to say 1.00

00:04:24.040 I'll tell you this I took a lot of heat from my hair

00:04:26.080 On the last episode and I'm not recovered

00:04:27.580 Oh you don't say

00:04:29.440 I was trying to read the comments for some feedback

00:04:31.480 Positive criticism anything and all I saw

00:04:33.540 Were comments about Mike's hair

00:04:34.560 But by the way great job because they were hilarious

00:04:36.900 My favorite one was Mike's hair looks like

00:04:39.440 My grandmother's rug

00:04:40.660 My grandmother's rug

00:04:42.900 And by the way as you could tell I was 1.00

00:04:44.620 Hurt by them and I shaved my fucking head 0.99

00:04:47.340 I had no hair left 1.00

00:04:48.900 The impulsive audience is clever

00:04:52.160 They're creative

00:04:52.880 They're audience with value

00:04:55.060 Not that any other audience doesn't have value

00:04:57.400 But these guys use their brains, they think

00:04:58.940 And they can get pretty creative in the comments

00:05:00.260 Is that true?

00:05:01.640 I've gone to some of the other podcasts 0.98

00:05:05.080 Like Rogans and shit 0.97

00:05:05.920 And the people are all talking scientific turns 0.99

00:05:07.860 I like to believe our audience is just like us 0.99

00:05:10.760 They like to talk about dicks 0.99

00:05:11.980 Some people don't 0.99

00:05:13.680 I was going to add other things 0.99

00:05:16.740 say but that's all i got i just may blow your mind and your dick but some people don't like 1.00

00:05:21.720 to talk about dicks man we get we get caught in the in the dick sand a lot and we try to avoid it 0.99

00:05:27.180 um oh look oh look make a podcast with danny please she's so interesting and special i want 0.97

00:05:32.560 to know more about her so danny's over there i actually feel bad that she's here today because

00:05:36.960 like uh spoiler alert so this comes out on thursday uh what you can't you can't you can't

00:05:44.020 say it i could say i could say it don't do it i'm gonna say it no i'm gonna say it don't do that

00:05:48.820 a lot of these how about danny a jeep how about danny a 2020 grand jeep jeep grand cherokee

00:05:54.020 and uh we gave her the day off until we realized we had to shoot a podcast today and now she's

00:05:59.660 back in here grinding this is why she's the best in the world and deserves that jeep she's over

00:06:03.000 there danny how was it at the at the dealership today registering it everything goes smooth

00:06:07.260 go to Danny

00:06:09.880 no problems

00:06:11.840 it was good

00:06:12.360 yeah it was fine

00:06:15.580 it was good

00:06:16.420 good

00:06:17.820 I cannot believe we did it in one day

00:06:21.720 we got the Jeep in like a collective of

00:06:24.040 two three hours yesterday which was crazy

00:06:26.260 that we did that but that vlog was going to be dope 0.73

00:06:27.560 how long did Danny sit there today she said she was sitting there for like four hours

00:06:30.460 that's what I'm saying bro buying a vehicle is a lengthy

00:06:32.380 process why is it so hard

00:06:33.580 I don't know why are a lot of things hard

00:06:36.340 like why

00:06:37.020 I'll go back

00:06:38.540 I'll fall back

00:06:39.040 and like humans are simple

00:06:39.880 we have not figured it out yet

00:06:41.120 why is

00:06:41.760 there's

00:06:42.680 there's so many examples

00:06:45.420 I could come up with

00:06:46.040 like when you go to

00:06:46.860 example

00:06:47.440 like a snowboarding resort

00:06:49.000 why does it take so long

00:06:50.740 to get actually on the hill

00:06:52.000 volume

00:06:52.580 it's volume

00:06:54.040 it's just

00:06:54.580 in a way yes

00:06:57.300 but there's

00:06:57.740 you may not know this

00:06:59.060 because of the

00:06:59.540 elitist celebrity bubble

00:07:01.900 that you live in

00:07:02.760 but

00:07:03.580 there's others like us

00:07:05.680 that are trying to do this

00:07:06.340 same thing and that volume that saturation of the humankind will continue to drive wait times 0.99

00:07:12.760 i mean until it until it doesn't bro and that's when solutions come in and people get fucking 0.55

00:07:17.300 rich called market making uber uber why is it taking me so long to find a taxi why can i not 0.69

00:07:23.720 why i have to call i have to wait at this address for 50 minutes uber was invented it's a solution

00:07:28.560 to a problem one of the biggest companies in the world today so like danny what'd you do fill out

00:07:32.000 paperwork all day that even too that even too like yeah the banking stuff's gonna take a while

00:07:45.200 just because but let's speed that up there is an uber there's an uber solution for car buying

00:07:50.060 this is not a brand plug at carvana i'm just gonna say there's a couple different sites like

00:07:55.560 this i've seen them popping up i don't know that they're as big as uber is but you can go online

00:08:00.260 pick a car hit a button buy it they'll send it to your house yeah but what happens when you have

00:08:03.680 the idea on a monday night that you're gonna buy a car on tuesday morning you have to buy it for

00:08:07.460 the vlog it's gonna come out on wednesday that's where it gets crazy i need also i need this car

00:08:13.100 now that's the most fun i love being spontaneous danny you told me you told it was for her two

00:08:18.660 year anniversary working here at maverick we should probably have proceeded with that but she

00:08:22.340 she told me at 11 p.m the night before and not even like told me she's like she's like yeah you

00:08:28.340 know tomorrow's not special or anything and i go why did you say that she goes ah you know i've 0.98

00:08:35.820 been working here for tomorrow it'll be two years now and i was like fuck we activated but 0.99

00:08:43.420 spontaneity bro especially in quarantine that shit is fun it's just like coming up with what 0.99

00:08:49.400 you can come up with and coming up with it yeah this was one of those things that you were excited 0.97

00:08:53.780 about though like actually excited not like

00:08:55.760 just vlog excited okay because she 0.92

00:08:57.420 specifically she really deserves

00:08:59.760 it Danny really really did like

00:09:01.560 let's be honest bro if I get you a car

00:09:03.620 it's literally only for the vlog

00:09:05.900 well I was just you know what I'm saying 1.00

00:09:07.300 such a fucking lying scumbag 1.00

00:09:09.640 I was gonna I was gonna say it's 1.00

00:09:11.660 funny because when you gifted

00:09:13.560 me what you gifted me for my birthday that was 0.97

00:09:15.640 100% for the fucking only for the vlog 0.98

00:09:17.660 only for the vlog I didn't think there was no 0.98

00:09:19.360 no no way no way Mike

00:09:21.360 Malak could bag Lana 1.00

00:09:22.720 what the fuck 0.99

00:09:24.540 and then yo 1.00

00:09:25.700 he did the impossible

00:09:26.800 remember you were like

00:09:28.280 the unattainable

00:09:29.360 remember the way

00:09:30.440 the unattainable

00:09:31.040 you crushed that

00:09:31.900 because she is bro

00:09:33.200 and you did it

00:09:34.020 that's how I know

00:09:34.900 you're a champion

00:09:35.460 because you do things

00:09:36.380 that you shouldn't

00:09:37.760 be able to

00:09:38.400 let me say this

00:09:39.600 earlier in the show

00:09:40.540 which was

00:09:41.180 I don't know

00:09:41.660 roughly three minutes ago

00:09:42.660 you said there's a lot

00:09:43.440 of things in life

00:09:44.360 that are hard

00:09:45.720 now what would you do

00:09:47.260 if you had a thing in life

00:09:48.340 that you wanted to be hard

00:09:50.000 but it just wasn't

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00:10:37.360 Thanks for that layup, Michael.

00:10:39.840 The last dance is on ESPN right now.

00:10:43.100 Everybody's talking about it.

00:10:44.320 The Michael Jordan documentary.

00:10:46.120 It's a big thing.

00:10:46.580 I've not watched it yet.

00:10:47.440 I don't know if anybody here has.

00:10:48.540 but what just happened there

00:10:50.840 and what you guys have gotten used to seeing is what I

00:10:52.800 liken to the digital or

00:10:54.860 internet version of Michael and Scotty

00:10:56.960 or

00:10:58.040 the assist if you will. Kemp and Gary Payton

00:11:01.100 you want to call it Malone and Stockton

00:11:03.120 that's a... What about Tom and Jerry

00:11:05.080 does it have to be... Tom and Jerry

00:11:06.020 Gronk and Brady

00:11:09.180 I mean whatever you want to call it but

00:11:10.860 we've got a good

00:11:12.980 thing and I think this is why people were so upset

00:11:14.900 once you kicked me out

00:11:16.800 and it made me homeless during the global pandemic.

00:11:18.680 That's killing people left and right.

00:11:21.120 You were you homeless?

00:11:23.540 Well,

00:11:23.700 I mean,

00:11:23.900 I could like you cared like you cared.

00:11:27.300 You just boot.

00:11:28.320 You said, 1.00

00:11:28.740 and you even said leave scumbag. 0.99

00:11:32.020 I have all that's not true. 0.99

00:11:34.720 No,

00:11:34.860 no,

00:11:35.060 it was just like a,

00:11:36.300 it was like a,

00:11:37.020 because I,

00:11:37.400 by the way,

00:11:37.540 I didn't stay here that first night either.

00:11:39.060 It was like,

00:11:39.640 yo,

00:11:39.960 you should probably go somewhere else.

00:11:41.220 And I should probably go somewhere else too.

00:11:42.600 And we just,

00:11:43.080 we both left.

00:11:44.320 We both left.

00:11:45.360 Like one person should leave.

00:11:46.340 with just both laughs.

00:11:47.240 Yo, because I just ain't into the business

00:11:48.760 of like fighting how I feel.

00:11:50.340 I'm just, I don't, I'm not fueled

00:11:54.220 and I don't make decisions based on my emotion,

00:11:56.140 but I don't ignore how I'm feeling.

00:11:58.400 And the balance is clocking how I feel

00:12:02.600 and then translating that into language

00:12:06.800 that is appropriate for the person I'm dealing with.

00:12:09.540 And you do a pretty bad job.

00:12:11.180 I was just going to say.

00:12:13.500 He's working on it and I know that

00:12:15.440 because I've been monitoring that work for the past two years now.

00:12:18.160 It's something I've always talked to him about,

00:12:19.620 how to deliver stuff like that.

00:12:20.800 But he still, unfortunately, is influenced by his anger.

00:12:25.720 And it could be rightful anger.

00:12:27.800 He could be upset for a reason.

00:12:28.900 Do you want to know why?

00:12:29.200 Do you want to know why?

00:12:29.880 Honestly, I think it's a little bit of the fighter in me.

00:12:32.920 Like the combat sports, the wrestler, the MMA fighter,

00:12:37.060 the jujitsu, like football.

00:12:38.740 Like I do, and I've said this before,

00:12:41.560 I am a little bit of a masochist when it comes to conflict.

00:12:45.440 yeah you know what i'm saying dude i'm i'm sure i'm not the only one who likes this it's it's

00:12:49.540 it's called self-sabotage it is it's a form of like just like testing people and pushing them

00:12:56.180 just to see how far you can like take your relationships and cause problems out of nothing

00:13:00.220 and i'm not doing that but i definitely won't shy away from and especially recently like i've said

00:13:05.200 this before i've just i'm running out of fucks to give like i really am and so when i sense delusion

00:13:10.420 or a false belief 0.92

00:13:14.300 or something I don't agree with,

00:13:16.040 I'm going to express myself.

00:13:18.020 And I just, yeah,

00:13:19.580 I wish I didn't like conflict as much as I do.

00:13:23.620 I'm a storyteller

00:13:24.340 and it makes my life a little bit more fascinating

00:13:26.000 than the average day.

00:13:26.880 When you guys go at it,

00:13:27.860 it does not help that Mike grew up on the East Coast.

00:13:30.320 The whole, like,

00:13:31.180 the person that yells the loudest

00:13:32.960 is the person that's going to win the argument.

00:13:34.600 Like, it doesn't work.

00:13:35.720 Typically, we're not like that.

00:13:37.380 Typically, but that's, I mean,

00:13:38.620 that's an East Coast thing.

00:13:39.520 the one night you saw it yeah absolutely right and i and i'm i'm i never i never and i and i

00:13:45.280 and i yell i anger i never yet in anger okay but he got me there that night i anger less i would

00:13:51.580 say less than you i'm usually pretty level-headed and i think and i i all i think

00:13:55.540 me being on cleanup duty which you know maybe not a lot of people watching this know but as

00:14:02.120 people in the room know me being on cleanup duty for the janitor for internal always for internal

00:14:08.480 struggles i mean i can't tell you how many uh internal beefs that may have been caused by 0.96

00:14:15.040 logan's uh desire to one up one up one up i've had to go in with the fucking mop and you know 0.91

00:14:21.360 his his his argument might be a five minute argument but it could turn it could be five 0.97

00:14:24.860 hours for me i've done it call after call after call listen we're gonna fix this because you're

00:14:28.600 you stay there you relax logan you relax you're a de-escalator i'm an escalator that is the

00:14:34.160 perfect way to put it. Aren't they both called escalators, though?

00:14:37.060 They both go up

00:14:38.220 or down, that's for sure.

00:14:40.020 The escalator takes you up, but somehow

00:14:42.100 the one that takes you down is still called the escalator. 0.99

00:14:45.220 This sucks. 0.90

00:14:46.640 You gotta do something about that. 0.99

00:14:48.280 Is it the government? Is it Webster?

00:14:50.460 It's them. 1.00

00:14:52.680 Someone's gotta fix this.

00:14:54.300 That's the escalator, and the one next to it going the opposite

00:14:56.620 way down is the de-escalator.

00:14:58.820 The ability to de-escalate

00:15:00.820 conflict is probably

00:15:02.660 one of my favorite things. 0.91

00:15:04.160 And keep in mind, I ran a strictly escalator business my entire life up until probably six, seven years ago when I found the power, the fucking strategic power of deescalating an argument. 0.99

00:15:19.000 Because, by the way, as you've said, you know better than anyone, I'm a fucking chess player. 0.97

00:15:25.580 I'm not deescalating to take an L. 0.98

00:15:27.820 I'm deescalating to move, switch, go here, move here, and then come back at all.

00:15:34.160 All of it.

00:15:34.820 And by the way, that's life.

00:15:35.780 And it's marketing and it's business, right?

00:15:38.100 But mastering de-escalating a conflict

00:15:41.780 and the ability to get that person back on your good side

00:15:44.880 so that you can maneuver and work things out

00:15:46.840 the way you want in a less rushed way.

00:15:48.840 Because also escalation doesn't have you

00:15:53.780 operating properly either.

00:15:55.460 No, not at all.

00:15:56.700 Neither person is operating under their best possible outcome.

00:15:59.980 No, bro.

00:16:00.420 I'm just a gladiator.

00:16:01.680 Like if I can put on my shield and my sword,

00:16:03.340 that excites me it's exciting and it shouldn't sometimes and it shouldn't bro like i i really

00:16:10.000 think it also stems from being semi-numb to to most things like because i've i've experienced

00:16:16.920 so much shit i've felt emotions that like i hope most humans don't ever have to yeah um i i felt

00:16:23.340 most most uh emotions that i hope humans most humans do get to like on both ends of the spectrum 0.95

00:16:28.480 totally and so i'm numb and i'm bored by most things so maybe that's part of the reason like

00:16:33.440 when i get in conflict i'm like wow it's just something like my at least i'm stimulated here

00:16:36.660 you keep pushing until you feel something more kind of like is matt is that masochism

00:16:41.400 not necessarily if it's pain yeah it's not it's not with pain i can endure pain but i'm not like

00:16:47.380 you're not seeking pain but you definitely like you said you've experienced these things so you've

00:16:51.620 already seen that how can you find something new and yelling at your best friend for a long period

00:16:56.220 It's very new.

00:16:57.240 It's exciting.

00:16:58.280 It's not the best thing.

00:16:59.740 You've got to get them there.

00:17:00.880 That's the thing.

00:17:01.300 That's the thing I respect about you, and I think that needs to be said,

00:17:05.020 is that you don't exist there.

00:17:06.760 You give people multiple chances.

00:17:08.320 I think the way I handled myself and the way some of those other battles have gone

00:17:11.580 have been a chipping away at it.

00:17:13.300 Unfortunately, one of the main factors of a quality leader is the ability to just remain cool under pressure

00:17:21.640 at all times and be able to continue to de-escalate and modify. 0.93

00:17:24.520 and you'll be you'll get it bro you're 25 fucking but i'm also i told you this i'm not a leader i'm 0.97

00:17:29.800 just a beacon of positivity you're a running back logan we know that the running back yeah give me 0.98

00:17:34.560 the ball i'll i'll go somewhere could be forward probably gonna be backward i'll probably lose

00:17:39.540 yards that's not true you know that's not true one thing i do have to say is i i like the high

00:17:44.660 energy of the house like it sometimes when it's that high energy things have to bubble over and

00:17:50.080 you know you got to simmer back down just a bit but it's that high intensity that high energy

00:17:54.500 that keeps everything going

00:17:55.660 at such an incredible level

00:17:57.180 and keeps us going.

00:17:58.380 You know what that's called?

00:17:59.940 Momentum.

00:18:00.840 I've talked about this before.

00:18:02.320 Momentum is the strongest force

00:18:04.920 in the universe,

00:18:06.760 known to mankind.

00:18:08.340 Momentum.

00:18:08.940 Force equals MV.

00:18:11.200 Is that it?

00:18:11.560 P equals MV.

00:18:12.560 There you go.

00:18:13.180 Momentum.

00:18:13.680 Sorry.

00:18:14.040 Momentum equals MV.

00:18:15.480 Mass times velocity.

00:18:16.880 Roll with it.

00:18:17.540 If you feel your life

00:18:18.300 going in a certain direction

00:18:19.300 and picking up speed,

00:18:20.320 roll with it.

00:18:21.380 Spencer said when he came on here,

00:18:22.440 one of the first things he said

00:18:23.420 when we had him on the last podcast was you're different when you're vlogging and it's because

00:18:26.960 i'm happier i'm more fulfilled everything around my life is is moving the machine is on as we call

00:18:31.780 it and it's because now that the frequency the vibrations in this house not to sound like that

00:18:36.700 guy but it are so high and everyone's operating at a level that's so well i see you up early in

00:18:41.240 the morning i saw you what were you doing this morning is a giant uh container full of coffee

00:18:46.240 another thing for i saw him stirring a natural organic raw cotton uh fabrics for clothes uh

00:18:53.040 I dyed with coffee grounds.

00:18:54.800 Oh, you really were doing coffee stuff?

00:18:56.720 Yeah.

00:18:57.640 But you stuck clothes in it?

00:18:58.920 Yeah.

00:18:59.360 Why?

00:19:00.040 For natural clothing dye, so I can learn how to make a sustainable business future for myself.

00:19:04.980 Natural clothing dye?

00:19:06.560 Yeah.

00:19:07.500 Wow.

00:19:08.680 Do you think people care?

00:19:10.200 I think millions of people care about this kind of thing.

00:19:12.840 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:19:13.620 There's definitely a huge demo out there.

00:19:15.740 i've noticed uh you seem to buck the trend mac of of everyone else in the house which is you know

00:19:24.520 obsessed with technology and pushing forward you know their digital agenda um when did you start

00:19:31.360 getting so into like dye colored t-shirts and banana paper you know what i'm saying like when

00:19:37.360 did that all start you know what i'm saying like have you always been a are you are you a mountain

00:19:40.880 man yes absolutely because you look like one i lived on an island for a little while

00:19:46.100 And technically, if you think about it, islands are the tops of mountains.

00:19:50.540 Oh!

00:19:51.220 You know?

00:19:52.040 Yeah, they are.

00:19:53.240 The mountains are just lower than the other ones and consumed by the water.

00:19:56.140 And they're surrounded by water.

00:19:57.440 So anyway, I was there for a while.

00:19:59.500 I had to innovate.

00:20:00.400 Necessity is the mother of invention.

00:20:02.280 I love my notepads.

00:20:03.620 I love to write.

00:20:04.240 So for the notepad, it was just simply something I could carry when I was walking around and writing my thoughts.

00:20:09.100 Why don't you not write on your phone?

00:20:11.180 So if my phone gets lost, the thing I'm worried about most is my notes.

00:20:14.780 it's my IP

00:20:15.960 it's everything

00:20:16.460 they're worth

00:20:16.760 literally millions of dollars

00:20:18.320 in my notes

00:20:18.900 and I do it on my phone

00:20:20.120 because it's easier

00:20:20.820 for me typing

00:20:21.500 so how can you bear

00:20:23.080 is that it?

00:20:23.700 Physical preference

00:20:24.380 I love my handwriting

00:20:25.320 I spent a long time

00:20:26.080 developing my handwriting

00:20:27.080 over the years

00:20:27.740 it's just that kind of thing

00:20:29.860 and then with clothes

00:20:31.160 I don't know

00:20:31.500 I just like to innovate

00:20:32.180 in every single category

00:20:33.280 that I can possibly find

00:20:34.200 whether that's music

00:20:34.820 photography

00:20:35.260 writing

00:20:35.840 what else

00:20:38.180 videography

00:20:38.700 all the different things

00:20:40.000 but

00:20:40.220 I have some big goals

00:20:42.480 definitely want to continue

00:20:44.320 to create on that kind of level and one one of my main tenets is waste conscious and then the other

00:20:52.020 is uh sustainability how can i just keep keep it going and make it better for the planet but i've

00:20:57.400 i've known you almost your whole life the majority of your life like since we're five or six yeah

00:21:02.640 and i didn't see any of any of what you're just describing coming out until after we graduated

00:21:08.200 high school and when you were on the island i remember you tell me you're gonna make soap

00:21:11.420 Soap bars

00:21:13.040 Like Fight Club

00:21:14.380 But not human fat

00:21:16.260 These were again all organic products

00:21:18.960 You made bars of soap

00:21:21.220 I liked it

00:21:22.500 It was called Lake Bath Soap

00:21:24.520 Jump in the lake you wash off in the lake

00:21:26.660 It's kind of part of the history of the island

00:21:28.680 But yeah I don't know I'm just entrepreneurial

00:21:30.960 I have a lot of interests

00:21:32.320 And I want to make products that work for me

00:21:34.060 So soap was one that I thought was

00:21:36.320 An interesting niche item that would work for people

00:21:38.560 On the island I sold it I did pretty well with it

00:21:40.780 um big margins material was cheap production cost me almost nothing because it was me doing it

00:21:46.700 myself and then uh yeah i just wanted to keep going and keep doing more and stay innovative

00:21:52.420 that's the biggest thing for me it was just interesting though because you know like

00:21:56.120 most of the kids that we knew in high school went to college yeah and they wanted to get

00:22:02.120 their degree and you did i did you did and then most kids would go off and do their their their

00:22:09.160 job but in college you switched your degree to botany yeah which i found interesting and your

00:22:14.780 mom did too bro do you know i got a call from kate she was concerned very i did not know about

00:22:19.800 this very oh my god yeah my son's becoming a botanist my son's majoring in botany i mean

00:22:25.280 there's a reason for that there's a reason i'd love to hear it because you aren't doing anything

00:22:28.440 with plants uh not yet not yet besides banana paper but not besides banana paper um no i mean

00:22:34.180 the thing was i was not interested in at all in what i was doing i started in the business world

00:22:38.680 or business school uh it didn't it wasn't great i didn't love the economics classes they're kind

00:22:43.460 of boring and i just couldn't get interested in them uh then i went to computer science

00:22:47.400 didn't love it and then i found that i had a knack for biology and being able to remember

00:22:52.100 scientific terms and understanding the processes of the biological world so i really dove into that

00:22:58.180 the test became so easy i would take a i would take a 50 question multiple choice test in 12

00:23:04.760 minutes and walk out the door with 100%.

00:23:06.720 In botany? Yeah. So you took it because

00:23:08.780 it was easy. Because it was easy, but then

00:23:10.380 I started... Classic. Listen, then I started

00:23:12.740 working in the greenhouse at school. My

00:23:14.520 ultimate goal was to open up a vineyard

00:23:17.040 and winery for myself

00:23:18.400 and for my family to kind of run and operate.

00:23:21.900 And

00:23:21.960 yeah, I mean, that was a big thing. I took a whole bunch

00:23:24.900 of wine, viticulture, enology courses.

00:23:27.100 Well, listen, now you're

00:23:28.660 a podcaster.

00:23:30.180 And, you know, like, it would be

00:23:32.840 cool if you could grow a plant on the podcast.

00:23:34.420 I just don't think we get enough light in here.

00:23:36.300 I could try.

00:23:37.520 But, yeah, I mean, I went from that.

00:23:39.160 And then after I graduated, I went out to – I came out here, actually,

00:23:43.280 and tried to find a job in the wine industry.

00:23:45.400 Knocked on doors, and they're like, yeah, you have to start in the cellars. 1.00

00:23:47.260 I was like, fuck that. 0.99

00:23:48.640 So I went and bought a camera, thanks to my friend Josiah. 0.99

00:23:52.600 Shout out Josiah.

00:23:54.040 He's a great dude.

00:23:54.800 I became a photographer overnight, got a job with Colorado Rockies,

00:23:58.260 working for MLB, and then never looked back.

00:24:01.020 Been creating ever since. 1.00

00:24:02.180 Damn, bro. 0.99

00:24:02.700 I suddenly turned into the Mac interview. 0.99

00:24:04.700 People in the comments want to know more about you.

00:24:06.980 Oh, yeah.

00:24:07.400 I'm glad we got to show them a little bit.

00:24:08.620 A little touch.

00:24:09.140 I'm scrolling on your Instagram here.

00:24:10.820 I was trying to find this soap, but all I found was some odd pictures.

00:24:14.660 Why did you post this?

00:24:16.140 Oh, these are classics, dude.

00:24:17.520 Why did you post this to me?

00:24:19.220 What did you say?

00:24:20.320 I don't remember what the caption was, but...

00:24:21.980 It was, hey, Logan.

00:24:22.780 Oh, yeah.

00:24:23.340 I mean, you got it.

00:24:24.440 But yeah, it was your Instagram.

00:24:25.180 Look, there's some bananas.

00:24:26.380 There's me with some bananas.

00:24:27.220 Oh, you've always been obsessed with bananas.

00:24:28.200 I love bananas.

00:24:29.300 Do you have a deep-throated banana?

00:24:30.320 I've seen it done.

00:24:30.960 not for me

00:24:31.780 I seen

00:24:32.080 dude

00:24:33.060 dude 1.00

00:24:34.520 there's a girl 1.00

00:24:37.720 who went semi-viral

00:24:38.840 a while back

00:24:39.900 do you know what I'm about to say?

00:24:42.400 David Groans

00:24:42.900 who deep throated banana 1.00

00:24:45.540 these girls would like 1.00

00:24:46.640 swallow fruits 1.00

00:24:47.280 yeah I remember 0.92

00:24:47.820 she had yellow hair 1.00

00:24:48.740 didn't she? 1.00

00:24:49.200 yeah yellow hair 0.94

00:24:50.160 yeah and we'd run into her 0.99

00:24:51.300 all the time

00:24:51.800 I remember her

00:24:53.860 anyways

00:24:54.560 she's on 0.80

00:24:55.260 she's on OnlyFans now

00:24:57.420 oh

00:24:57.940 she graduated from fruits 1.00

00:25:00.080 and she's doing real dicks and balls now. 1.00

00:25:05.000 I mean, it's only right. 1.00

00:25:06.740 It's OnlyFans, which she has.

00:25:08.840 But I don't pay for it.

00:25:10.280 I saw it on Pornhub, obviously.

00:25:13.240 Because I don't have OnlyFans.

00:25:14.220 The only person I'm subscribed to on OnlyFans is Lana.

00:25:17.900 And it's not like, don't take it personally.

00:25:19.880 I don't.

00:25:20.440 I mean, it's just weird because you see all my experiments on that.

00:25:23.980 I'm just kidding.

00:25:25.200 Yeah, I was going to say, you don't have OnlyFans. 0.92

00:25:26.620 I can't even watch her on Pornhub anymore.

00:25:29.680 it's just weird

00:25:31.480 I've been hearing that from a lot of people 0.96

00:25:33.440 I think it's fucked up because 0.97

00:25:35.860 you know it's obviously what she's done 0.96

00:25:37.880 for my views and now for my book

00:25:39.820 she's promoting my book and my YouTube channel

00:25:41.820 but I can't help but think that there's a lot of dudes out there

00:25:44.020 who are like I can't watch this girl get plugged anymore

00:25:45.980 because all I can think about is

00:25:47.180 that's what I'm saying it's like I'm working in

00:25:49.500 opposite but listen you know what I do

00:25:51.940 I try to make up for it with brand deals

00:25:53.800 I've gotten her some pretty solid brand deals

00:25:56.000 are you her manager too 0.99

00:25:57.220 I've been managing a lot of her shit 0.99

00:25:58.980 I've been 1.00

00:25:59.740 A boyfriend manager?

00:26:02.380 Bro, I'm gonna be honest with you

00:26:03.920 Every part of the relationship is so tricky

00:26:07.540 That when you layer in things

00:26:09.520 That most people would be like

00:26:10.320 Ooh, don't do that

00:26:12.080 We just keep rocking them

00:26:14.240 We just layer them in just for fun

00:26:16.120 What's the worst that could happen?

00:26:18.120 A full on implosion

00:26:19.120 We had an earthquake last night

00:26:20.360 An actual one?

00:26:21.300 Yeah, 3.7 magnitude

00:26:22.400 Why do I never feel these?

00:26:24.020 I didn't feel it

00:26:24.620 It was the first one that I really felt

00:26:26.460 I was sitting on my love sack at home, shout out.

00:26:28.600 Oh, you did feel it?

00:26:29.500 And the whole building shook, and I was like...

00:26:31.780 Wow.

00:26:32.900 You were quaking somebody else's earth last night,

00:26:35.440 so maybe that's why you didn't feel it.

00:26:37.900 Like, what do you mean?

00:26:38.780 Can you...

00:26:39.340 Like, what do you mean?

00:26:40.100 I just mean you were causing a...

00:26:43.720 shooting off your Richter scale into somebody's thermometer.

00:26:48.300 How would you know that?

00:26:51.420 I'm your roommate. 0.99

00:26:52.180 Yeah, but also, I didn't fuck last night. 0.98

00:26:55.500 What? 0.98

00:26:55.820 So get your facts straight before you come at me with the facts.

00:26:58.320 You told me that you were, you told me yesterday, you said, I played a video for you, a cartoon

00:27:04.500 of sex in the car.

00:27:05.640 Remember somebody sent it to me?

00:27:06.860 David saw it too.

00:27:07.800 I do.

00:27:08.060 And you said, you got to turn that off, man. 0.98

00:27:10.320 I'm getting, I'm real fucking horny right now. 0.98

00:27:12.160 I'm on edge. 0.96

00:27:12.820 Yeah.

00:27:13.080 I thought this, this.

00:27:16.700 What? 1.00

00:27:18.640 Sucking her nose? 1.00

00:27:19.340 Sucking her nose. 1.00

00:27:19.920 Bro, bro. 1.00

00:27:20.760 That was weird.

00:27:22.200 So, all right, dude, I'm a, all right, let's, let's go one by one.

00:27:25.240 All right. 0.79

00:27:25.500 So, no, I did not have sex last night, and although I was horny, I couldn't, because 1.00

00:27:30.440 I got the fucking eye, bro. 0.99

00:27:32.700 Sometimes I do too much smoke, smoking, and I can't have sex because I'm just tired. 1.00

00:27:39.160 I felt like I was crawling up a mountain, like, I didn't want to let this girl down,

00:27:43.540 but I was like, and then eventually I just passed out on my back. 1.00

00:27:50.360 You had a low-grade version of dope dick. 1.00

00:27:52.580 You should have, you know, you should have, you should have. 1.00

00:27:54.220 Is that a – that's the equivalent of whiskey dick, correct? 0.95

00:27:57.360 It's got to be a thing. 0.98

00:27:58.200 It's a little worse. 0.98

00:28:00.260 We dick isn't as much. 0.97

00:28:01.800 I'm talking about harder narcotics, but I'd rather not talk about it in the show. 0.98

00:28:04.920 This is a family audience.

00:28:06.560 But yeah, dude, when you're kissing your girl or any – or guy, whatever, it's kind of fun to just experiment.

00:28:17.860 I'm not talking about butt stuff.

00:28:18.960 I'm saying like – so this morning what happened was I was kissing this girl's eye, and then I started kissing her nose. 1.00

00:28:24.220 And then this is, this is like your fucking problem. 0.99

00:28:27.640 What? 1.00

00:28:27.920 I was kissing your nose. 0.99

00:28:28.700 I was being fucking cute. 0.99

00:28:29.860 I don't know. 0.92

00:28:30.480 Bro, guys, you weren't guys.

00:28:32.320 So then I, I, I kissed her nose and I don't know how this happened, but my mouth ended

00:28:36.820 up around her nose like this, like, and, and then I, I, I sucked air through her nostrils.

00:28:44.400 I was like, this could be an interesting, like the air device.

00:28:47.320 And I was like, and her, her throat went, her throat went. 0.97

00:28:52.040 oh god and i was like whoa she's like what the fuck just happened that was you right i was like 0.99

00:28:58.720 no that was your throat that was your esophagus so i did it again i was like 0.99

00:29:01.600 ow you hurt all the listeners ow you've upset and her throat went 0.99

00:29:07.340 and so i obviously had to show my fucking voice so we came downstairs with a new trick 0.99

00:29:13.920 performed it and uh everyone seemed to like it i don't know if that's true i thought it was 0.94

00:29:18.920 pretty strange but i appreciate that you tried dude if you if you don't if you don't know your 0.99

00:29:24.680 partner's body you you should know your partner's body you should not you should know that shit 0.93

00:29:29.740 inside that one's like leveled up how do you go from like also she's also she's not like my 1.00

00:29:34.040 partner maybe that's the problem you know what i'm saying like this isn't but you were sucking 0.52

00:29:37.800 on her do like her i do i do like her but um and we're that we're there and i don't obviously know 0.91

00:29:46.020 like everything about her or her body does it but i'm i'm you know i'm chipping away i'm carving

00:29:51.060 this statue of david out of marble how do you do it michelangelo great guy do you do you ever

00:29:55.740 want badly to be in a relationship because everyone around you like does that push you at all

00:30:01.640 to be in one no i think it's just age i think it's just age slowing down

00:30:07.160 ready to settle down i can i can i can appreciate uh

00:30:11.440 people's soul more do you know what i'm saying oh yeah like before it was like i 0.97

00:30:19.180 where can i put my penis yeah you know like tonight now it's like yo this is a good this 0.97

00:30:25.800 is a good human and i'd like to consider myself a good human if we stick together i bet some good 1.00

00:30:30.460 things will happen question for you yeah you find this lovely soul of a woman she's incredible 1.00

00:30:35.860 She's got fucking hair 1.00

00:30:37.960 Everything 1.00

00:30:39.780 Everything else necessary

00:30:41.700 And you guys go to a few dinners

00:30:44.260 You take her out to a ball game

00:30:47.080 You know 0.97

00:30:48.080 She wears nice pants 1.00

00:30:49.800 And it gets to the point where

00:30:51.740 You guys are hanging out one night

00:30:54.500 And you go to intercourse her 1.00

00:30:56.940 And her vagina is like a pothole 1.00

00:31:01.180 That's been filled with putty 1.00

00:31:02.300 There's nothing there 1.00

00:31:03.280 There's no vagina 1.00

00:31:04.560 she simply has just a 1.00

00:31:07.220 it's just

00:31:08.140 it's like a piece of plywood 1.00

00:31:10.700 what the fuck are you saying 1.00

00:31:13.300 like Barbie 0.99

00:31:14.180 that's exactly right 1.00

00:31:16.300 she has Barbie's exact vaginal build 1.00

00:31:19.000 but she's like 1.00

00:31:20.620 she's like Logan

00:31:21.340 I love spending time with you

00:31:24.580 I've always wanted to be with you

00:31:25.920 please can we talk about this

00:31:28.080 what do you do right

00:31:30.580 and by the way no ball either

00:31:32.700 it's just

00:31:33.460 This is like that Tyra Banks movie, right?

00:31:36.000 I don't know.

00:31:36.580 I've never seen it.

00:31:37.400 And thank God I've never seen it.

00:31:38.760 It sounds horrible, even from what you've described.

00:31:40.760 It's been very little.

00:31:42.180 Okay, given she's got a mouth.

00:31:44.540 That's good.

00:31:45.020 That's a start.

00:31:45.560 So, I mean, it's a start.

00:31:46.780 I could do it.

00:31:47.940 I could do it.

00:31:49.320 Me, personally.

00:31:50.680 Like, if she's way special, I could do it. 0.99

00:31:52.760 I get mad at myself for how little I fuck sometimes, honestly. 0.99

00:31:57.840 I know. 0.99

00:31:58.180 I see it.

00:31:58.640 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:59.340 Yeah, I told you. 0.99

00:31:59.940 Bro, you said you were fucking five times a day. 0.99

00:32:02.320 That's what you told me yesterday 0.99

00:32:03.520 Five times a day? 0.96

00:32:06.300 It's her, it's all her

00:32:07.060 I guarantee you 0.97

00:32:09.840 That my sex drive is about equal 0.93

00:32:12.500 With his 0.98

00:32:13.260 Maybe a little bit higher

00:32:15.240 But

00:32:15.580 Can you imagine if 1.00

00:32:19.220 Every time your girl wanted to have sex 0.90

00:32:22.720 And you were just like, oh I'm working on something 1.00

00:32:24.300 You just all of a sudden had a head attached to your penis 1.00

00:32:26.940 And it was moving an emotion 1.00

00:32:28.340 Like bro, it's hard to say no

00:32:30.840 In that circuit

00:32:31.540 like she doesn't 1.00

00:32:32.720 she doesn't take no for an answer

00:32:34.560 I'm the same way as you

00:32:35.940 I really am 0.99

00:32:36.720 like if I had a girl who's fiending 0.84

00:32:39.500 I'm ready to reciprocate

00:32:41.400 I have a problem doing that first step

00:32:44.300 if I'm not into

00:32:44.880 I can't force myself 1.00

00:32:45.760 like when women push me 1.00

00:32:47.260 to get it on 1.00

00:32:48.340 and get freaky

00:32:49.220 like I love that

00:32:50.300 and I saw this tweet you put out

00:32:52.280 like this is what I'm saying

00:32:53.140 I envy you

00:32:53.820 you said it's just simple math

00:32:55.380 it's a screenshot of a text

00:32:56.460 between you and Lana

00:32:57.160 Lana said like 80% of the day 1.00

00:32:58.540 I'm thinking about fucking you 1.00

00:32:59.440 I have a problem 1.00

00:33:00.160 then Mike comes with the genius

00:33:01.780 genius response he said babe you wouldn't do that 1.00

00:33:04.120 if you just fucked me 80% of the day 1.00

00:33:05.700 and that's just simple math 0.99

00:33:08.020 how many hours is that

00:33:10.020 that is

00:33:10.980 that's your entire

00:33:13.340 waking hours

00:33:15.620 the rest of the time you're sleeping it's weird

00:33:17.860 remember when she made that pros and cons list

00:33:20.260 and there were no pros

00:33:21.380 she told me that it was amended

00:33:23.760 and the only pro

00:33:26.100 was sex 0.87

00:33:27.260 and yo listen 0.99

00:33:29.960 if i'm gonna get a a compliment on my sex sexual capabilities it's gonna be from the biggest porn 0.98

00:33:38.400 so like like her telling like she she's not just she tells her friends it she's like it's the 0.98

00:33:43.840 perfect size it's the perfect tempo everything that's mj passing you the ball take the game 0.99

00:33:49.000 when he shot in that but that's my only pro other than that stupid hair dumb dumb room i got 0.99

00:33:54.880 roommates i'm a 35 year old man child not dumb roommates but great roommates but we're done i 0.99

00:33:59.440 got no pros dude i can't go into the pros i got none i got no pros you got some but you were a 0.85

00:34:05.720 con so that's funny oh nice nice nice young thug is blasting french montana on twitter right now

00:34:14.940 for claiming that he has more hits than kendrick lamar french montana it's tough i don't what if

00:34:20.960 it is true though like what like like statistically you know you have to you have to measure the weight

00:34:25.880 of the songs okay okay let's do this right yeah like like sometimes quality does not be or sorry

00:34:32.960 quantity does not be quality number of hits and also here's a quick test sing a kendrick lamar

00:34:40.240 lyric that comes to your mind oh my god swimming way too crazy hey what do you got

00:34:44.740 swimming pools filled with vodka liquor okay jump jump in them all right now i'm on a that's fine

00:34:53.820 But now my question is, name one French Montana song that you really like. 1.00

00:34:56.900 Oh, fuck, dude. 1.00

00:34:59.680 What'd you say? 1.00

00:35:00.960 Unforgettable, yeah.

00:35:02.380 I don't even know.

00:35:02.940 It's tough.

00:35:03.720 It's tough.

00:35:04.680 Oh, oh, huh?

00:35:07.560 Huh?

00:35:08.320 Okay.

00:35:08.940 I know.

00:35:09.360 I know.

00:35:09.820 It's, you know, it's not.

00:35:10.460 I love that noise, though.

00:35:12.500 Dude, dude, if I was a rapper, I'd go around my house doing my ad libs all day.

00:35:17.640 Skit, skit.

00:35:19.920 Huh?

00:35:20.700 Bang. 0.99

00:35:22.380 Bang.

00:35:22.780 but here's the

00:35:23.940 listen

00:35:24.340 bling pow

00:35:25.140 burp

00:35:26.280 that's not an insult

00:35:27.460 to French Montana

00:35:28.040 it's just like

00:35:28.820 right away

00:35:29.620 you know that

00:35:30.420 there's more hits

00:35:31.300 on the Kendrick Lamar side

00:35:32.120 than the French Montana song

00:35:32.960 I like French Montana songs

00:35:34.000 pop that

00:35:34.480 yeah yeah he's dope

00:35:35.200 yo listen

00:35:36.880 yo listen

00:35:37.840 brothers

00:35:39.100 A$AP Rocky

00:35:39.660 people

00:35:40.240 here's the deal

00:35:41.180 people will say that

00:35:41.960 French has hits 1.00

00:35:42.880 but the majority of them

00:35:44.780 he's carried by another artist

00:35:46.240 that

00:35:46.660 so French has a lot 1.00

00:35:48.120 listen I fuck with French 1.00

00:35:49.580 the New York guy 0.99

00:35:50.260 I like French Montana

00:35:51.040 okay

00:35:51.460 but let's 0.94

00:35:53.360 but let's

00:35:54.280 be clear

00:35:55.100 Kendrick is

00:35:57.400 is putting

00:35:58.360 his

00:35:59.200 imprint on the

00:36:01.100 rap world

00:36:01.680 his

00:36:02.320 for a historic

00:36:03.620 standpoint

00:36:04.340 Kendrick will be

00:36:05.660 looked at as one of

00:36:06.740 the greats bro

00:36:07.620 he's got some new

00:36:08.240 stuff he already is

00:36:09.100 looked at as one of

00:36:09.800 the greats

00:36:10.300 you know you know

00:36:10.900 what I'm intrigued by

00:36:11.820 with like a person

00:36:12.760 like Kendrick or

00:36:13.640 any of the

00:36:14.460 the goats or people

00:36:15.960 super high stature

00:36:17.140 in an industry

00:36:17.840 is like when's the

00:36:19.500 last what's the last

00:36:20.300 thing he's put out

00:36:20.960 an album a song do we know i mean i'm gonna pull stuff up because a long time long time ago right

00:36:25.920 long kendrick yeah his next thing is going to be some sort of like cinematic experience to go along

00:36:31.120 with his album which is gonna be incredible it's just amazing to me how he can essentially like

00:36:35.400 disappear and because his art has so much weight and it's so important and so good

00:36:40.500 and and and just like almost perfect in a way it's he he maintains relevance and we can still

00:36:47.220 sit here and talk about him like he's he's one of the best like i compare it to i can compare it

00:36:52.780 to youtubers or influencers like but let's be honest our our shelf life is fucking short it's 0.67

00:36:59.000 little to none i stopped making videos tomorrow in one year i was that guy who did youtube you know 0.62

00:37:04.200 like i mean maybe maybe i'm i'm i hope hopefully i've reached a spot where i'm not just that guy

00:37:09.300 who did youtube but like staying power is what i'm talking about here staying power foot on the

00:37:14.140 pedal and it's great it's hard it's hard sometimes i get like semi anxious thinking about it because

00:37:18.180 me as a as a creator i gotta figure i gotta figure out how to do that i gotta figure out

00:37:23.660 how to root myself in culture so deep that my name is not is not forgotten or the word irrelevant

00:37:29.480 can never be tied in the same sentence with it i think you'll continue to let let sorry like like

00:37:36.100 kendrick lamar is not irrelevant no he never will be no ever so how how so so here's here's how and

00:37:42.660 i i think this is the reason consistency is great as you've mentioned on i believe it was the last

00:37:48.540 episode and people want to see you continue to create and create but there's also something to

00:37:52.860 be said about masterpieces and so and so like there are a lot of people who love black panther

00:37:57.100 now i my memory is so shy i have to go back on spotify to actually do this but i know all these

00:38:01.760 songs damn was a classic album to pimp a butterfly was a classic album to me good kid is is one of 0.95

00:38:09.040 the hip-hop hip-hop's greatest albums in the history of the fucking world good kid mad city 0.99

00:38:13.700 was you know his his what do you call it magna magnum open we don't know we haven't seen okay 0.85

00:38:21.420 right so so but then it's funny because then there's a lot of people who will who will go

00:38:25.380 back before that and go to um section 80 yeah which came out before and that those are like

00:38:30.920 the real kendrick heads but good kid is this is an album that has that that endless staying power

00:38:37.000 Is it because it's a masterpiece?

00:38:39.140 Bro, it's got, look, it's got 0.97

00:38:40.280 Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe, Art of Peer Pressure, 0.89

00:38:42.360 Money Trees, Poetic Justice with Drake, 1.00

00:38:44.940 Swimming Pools. 1.00

00:38:45.920 These are fucking classics. 1.00

00:38:46.860 What's the number of, let's call them masterpieces. 1.00

00:38:49.540 What's the number before you're rooted?

00:38:52.860 Could be one.

00:38:53.600 Before your legacy is secured.

00:38:54.960 It could be one, but generally.

00:38:56.200 It's not, dude.

00:38:57.080 It's not one.

00:38:57.960 It's not one.

00:38:58.940 There's got to be a number.

00:39:00.080 This would be so interesting

00:39:01.000 to actually statistically break this down.

00:39:03.440 Take industry leaders and figure out

00:39:06.380 when they became that unmovable force in their industry.

00:39:11.780 It's always going to be a subjective conversation.

00:39:14.860 I bet it's not.

00:39:15.680 I bet it's not.

00:39:16.220 Well, listen, you can source public opinion

00:39:19.540 and the opinion of people who truly matter in this space

00:39:21.960 and find out the reasoning.

00:39:23.400 But at the end of the day,

00:39:23.920 there are going to be people watching the show

00:39:26.320 that don't think Good Kid was as good as the Pimp a Butterfly. 1.00

00:39:28.920 That's a fucking fuck take. 1.00

00:39:31.520 That's a fuck take, 1.00

00:39:32.740 but there are going to be people that say that. 0.99

00:39:34.580 And so you look at that,

00:39:35.980 And then you go over to French's side, and it's like, you know, first of all, I type

00:39:40.900 in French, and it doesn't even show up at first.

00:39:42.640 Other people show up.

00:39:43.500 But he got smashes, bro.

00:39:46.080 I also miss seeing him out.

00:39:48.220 I miss seeing most people out. 1.00

00:39:49.700 Yeah, French is always out. 1.00

00:39:50.920 He's always out, yeah. 1.00

00:39:52.560 I mean, listen, shit, his Coke Boy albums with Chinks, and those are not underground, 1.00

00:39:59.640 but those are rap culture classics, Coke Boys 1, Coke Boys 2, but they're just, I don't 1.00

00:40:04.240 think they have the main the mainstay power of the ken of kendrick bro like like oh this is like

00:40:11.920 this is a feud huh it's a feud and ironically it's it's being perpetrated and built up by

00:40:17.140 uh young thug and i have a shirt onto it says young slug i was gonna say that's pretty it's 0.97

00:40:21.300 so weird and it's young thug as a slug this is that's ridiculous and amazing this company sends 0.94

00:40:27.460 me all these shirts with like rappers turn into other things like i have the toast malone i like 0.97

00:40:31.620 I liked Travis Squat.

00:40:33.440 Travis Squat.

00:40:34.080 It was Travis Scott doing a squat.

00:40:36.400 That's interesting.

00:40:37.580 You know what, though?

00:40:39.560 Did he tweet that?

00:40:41.260 It's all Twitter's popping on.

00:40:42.760 Okay, so French Frontana tweeted that about his comparison to Kendrick.

00:40:49.100 Is it a feeling that he had in a moment and he put it on Twitter?

00:40:53.180 Remember when Tory Lanez tweeted that he's the greatest rapper?

00:40:56.260 And then, bro, I don't know if you've been watching, 1.00

00:40:58.340 but homies come out 1.00

00:41:00.000 with a lot of hits

00:41:01.520 after he said that

00:41:02.500 and especially

00:41:03.580 his quarantine radio

00:41:04.640 like

00:41:05.460 you know

00:41:06.800 I don't know if it

00:41:07.400 legitimizes his

00:41:09.180 his original tweet

00:41:10.520 but there's definitely

00:41:11.740 like maybe some

00:41:12.540 he was

00:41:13.300 he backed it up

00:41:14.320 and I actually took a

00:41:16.060 took a

00:41:17.080 I'm gonna take a page

00:41:18.160 out of his book

00:41:18.760 where 0.83

00:41:19.020 if I make a bold ass claim 0.72

00:41:21.280 and I will someday

00:41:22.600 I'm gonna

00:41:24.380 work so hard

00:41:26.060 to back it up

00:41:27.280 and prove people wrong

00:41:28.400 so they do think

00:41:29.500 they do think about me

00:41:31.420 the way I'd like

00:41:32.360 to think about myself

00:41:33.380 like

00:41:35.100 yeah

00:41:36.220 do you want to do that now?

00:41:39.200 nah

00:41:39.400 it's tough

00:41:40.580 it's tough to make a block claim 0.97

00:41:41.860 like that

00:41:42.200 I will say

00:41:43.140 I will say

00:41:43.800 it's weirder

00:41:46.060 when you say it

00:41:46.800 when cameras are pointed at you

00:41:49.760 and not just a tweet

00:41:50.680 totally

00:41:51.020 but like I

00:41:52.020 I do believe

00:41:53.120 I

00:41:53.540 am

00:41:54.740 and will be

00:41:55.840 regarded as one of the best

00:41:57.160 youtubers to grace the platform well i think bro let come on that's come on you you can't you

00:42:02.040 already are that's the opinion i i i know you're there it left my head even but i but i but i do

00:42:07.280 think that um just just because of the way i've been able to navigate this platform and the other

00:42:15.620 platforms i came up on and my my storytelling i think is the spine of the operation that that

00:42:20.720 that keeps me and my crew and and team maverick so what what i was trying to say before we talked

00:42:25.240 about young slug over here can i say can i say that yeah man no you're totally right let me

00:42:30.780 finish my thought this is what i'm trying to say i think you are very capable at any challenge you

00:42:35.840 apply yourself to i think you will if you were a youtuber you're going to do everything that you

00:42:40.780 can to learn how to be the best youtuber if you want to go into the space exploration industry

00:42:46.540 you're going to somehow find a way to put yourself at the head of the industry and yes you might not

00:42:51.360 be the leader but you're still going to find a way to get great people around you that can

00:42:54.840 facilitate getting the job done

00:42:56.800 and then getting the job done correctly.

00:42:59.260 That's the one thing that I see

00:43:01.100 every day, day in, day out.

00:43:02.860 Logan Paul wants to be the best.

00:43:04.420 It doesn't matter what it is,

00:43:06.060 what the challenge is.

00:43:06.840 So that's why you should not fear

00:43:08.280 falling off and all that stuff.

00:43:10.680 It's not that I fear it.

00:43:11.720 I fear saying what I just said.

00:43:13.340 Even when I said it,

00:43:13.920 I felt my chest tighten up a little bit.

00:43:15.700 It's ego, but...

00:43:16.500 Because it is,

00:43:17.560 it's almost,

00:43:18.420 I love humility.

00:43:19.340 I love when people are humble,

00:43:22.220 but that thought kind of going off

00:43:23.740 of what you said, 1.00

00:43:24.840 and even maybe why Tory Lanez snapped after that tweet

00:43:29.160 is like, now I have to prove that.

00:43:31.100 And now I have to continue to back that up.

00:43:33.700 And it's almost like it puts a pressure on me

00:43:36.060 that I like because I know I can do it.

00:43:37.880 I know with the right people around me

00:43:39.240 and if I stay driven and the audience stays fulfilled

00:43:41.860 with the content and happy and consumed by it, like.

00:43:44.740 But it's because you think like that.

00:43:46.600 You think I can be the best, so I'm at least gonna try.

00:43:49.300 But usually I hide those thoughts.

00:43:51.100 I just think because we're talking about it.

00:43:53.200 It's fair.

00:43:53.700 These extreme statements about oneself I try to suppress, but hopefully one day in five

00:44:00.120 years I can still say that same sentence and mean it and believe it.

00:44:02.880 The problem with all of these conversations is unfortunately the majority of them come

00:44:07.640 back to being subjective.

00:44:09.060 The question is always, what's the metric?

00:44:11.280 You know what I'm saying?

00:44:12.040 But at what point is it subjective?

00:44:14.980 Bro, we know PewDiePie is one of the greatest YouTubers to have graced the platform.

00:44:19.920 Based on numbers, yeah, yeah, you're right.

00:44:23.540 You're right.

00:44:24.740 Some things are undeniable.

00:44:26.440 But when you get to a level of goading someone and saying greatest to ever do it, based on what metric.

00:44:32.040 You said one of the, right?

00:44:34.320 Yeah, one of the.

00:44:35.120 I'm always going to say one of the.

00:44:36.520 I'm always, even with me, I said, I just said one of the.

00:44:38.860 You're there.

00:44:39.580 You have to.

00:44:39.760 I'm not saying I'm the best.

00:44:40.860 I said one of the.

00:44:41.880 That's fine.

00:44:42.360 Everyone has a different favorite.

00:44:43.240 This dude, Jelly.

00:44:45.900 Because this is the thing about YouTube.

00:44:47.720 we only talk about

00:44:49.940 and really scratch the surface

00:44:51.940 of such a small group of creators

00:44:53.840 I know and there's so many good creators

00:44:55.620 like this dude Jelly I don't know how I came across

00:44:58.180 this tweet I think one of the side men liked it

00:45:00.060 I'm sorry to flex but I just

00:45:02.080 passed 500 million views

00:45:04.080 in 30 days

00:45:04.980 in the last 30 days

00:45:07.240 500 million views

00:45:09.180 and by the way

00:45:11.180 we're not talking about this kid

00:45:13.820 he does a lot of Minecraft

00:45:15.220 17.3 million subscribers

00:45:17.900 Oh my god

00:45:18.720 But look how often he posts

00:45:19.920 Four hours ago, nine hours ago

00:45:23.500 One day ago

00:45:24.080 He's moving

00:45:25.900 Crushing

00:45:26.780 If you look at the views though

00:45:29.880 It adds up

00:45:33.060 I may fall back on

00:45:36.820 Quality over quantity

00:45:37.920 But quality over quantity

00:45:40.480 Quality being once again subjective

00:45:43.200 The thing that we can't argue about

00:45:44.520 is 501 million views

00:45:47.240 in the past 30 days.

00:45:49.500 So I'm saying this.

00:45:51.060 At what point is quality not subjective?

00:45:53.880 Oh, that's a whole philosophical thing.

00:45:54.980 Nah, nah, nah, nah.

00:45:57.140 There's a whole book called

00:45:58.220 Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

00:45:59.800 If you could read,

00:46:00.440 you'd probably take a look at it.

00:46:02.140 There are some movies,

00:46:03.320 there are some songs

00:46:04.080 that if you try to tell someone

00:46:05.800 they're not good, 1.00

00:46:06.580 you'll get punched in the dick. 1.00

00:46:07.820 Okay, ready for this? 1.00

00:46:08.900 There's a 26-year-old Minecraft player right now.

00:46:11.460 He's sitting in his basement.

00:46:12.500 He's playing Minecraft, okay?

00:46:14.520 And he puts on a Jelly video and he says, this is a quality piece.

00:46:20.060 And it's just one of Jelly's videos.

00:46:21.540 And then they say, well, why don't you watch this Logan Paul vlog, which is the best Logan Paul vlog ever. 0.99

00:46:26.020 And he says, this Logan Paul vlog is trash, is garbage. 0.94

00:46:31.220 And then you get somebody else who doesn't even know what Minecraft is and loves Logan Paul. 1.00

00:46:34.980 And it's quality, goading people, all of that shit at the end of the day is subjective. 0.94

00:46:40.060 when you find yourself 0.97

00:46:41.020 when you find yourself

00:46:41.920 tied up in an argument

00:46:42.880 about it

00:46:43.280 which by the way

00:46:43.760 happens all day on Twitter

00:46:45.020 someone's arguing

00:46:45.920 there's another one

00:46:47.340 with Uzi versus 6ix9ine

00:46:48.900 right now

00:46:49.200 that's been popping up

00:46:50.220 to me 0.98

00:46:51.760 there's no fucking 0.98

00:46:53.020 argument there 0.99

00:46:53.680 I'm not a massive

00:46:54.880 Uzi fan

00:46:55.500 but like yo 0.99

00:46:56.100 6ix9ine got hot 1.00

00:46:57.080 all fucking clout 0.99

00:46:58.200 Instagram 1.00

00:46:59.040 gang

00:47:00.220 like

00:47:00.680 to me dude

00:47:02.200 there's not

00:47:02.560 when's the last time

00:47:03.560 someone was like

00:47:03.940 yo

00:47:04.080 yeah you best be careful 1.00

00:47:05.200 boy 6ix9ine's out 0.99

00:47:06.300 and buying cars 0.52

00:47:07.320 and buying

00:47:08.120 he's not doing that 0.62

00:47:09.080 shut up

00:47:09.840 TMZ. 0.92

00:47:10.320 Just right back to flexing?

00:47:11.700 TMZ posted a list.

00:47:13.100 You'd think all that time in his cell would make him think a little bit about how he's

00:47:17.620 going to come back.

00:47:18.880 But, you know, if it's working, keep your hair rainbow and buy those cars, dog. 0.55

00:47:22.620 Let's see.

00:47:23.180 Here, I got it for you guys.

00:47:24.240 Make it rain.

00:47:25.420 He has, so far since he's been out of jail, bought an Inventador, a McLaren, a Rolls-Royce,

00:47:30.640 a new G-Wagon, and a Range Rover.

00:47:32.040 He also bought a $300,000 chain shaped like a shark. 0.99

00:47:36.240 Shut up. 0.99

00:47:37.660 Why is he doing this? 1.00

00:47:38.620 He's making the lavish purchases over the phone with help of his trusted associates because he's on house arrest.

00:47:45.320 Where's he going to try the cars, bro?

00:47:47.660 That's a great question.

00:47:49.380 Why is he doing this?

00:47:50.580 Bro, talk about buying depreciating assets. 1.00

00:47:53.200 I mean, you got to be a fucking idiot to do that. 1.00

00:47:56.860 Just after prison during coronavirus? 1.00

00:47:59.120 Guys, at what point?

00:48:00.560 If it took us two hours yesterday and four hours a day for Danny to buy one car.

00:48:04.840 And do you think he goes to the dealership?

00:48:06.460 No, he's on house arrest.

00:48:07.080 Makes a phone call.

00:48:08.620 And people buy it for, but like, they didn't take his, they didn't take his money like

00:48:13.180 as part of that whole, maybe cause he, cause he, you would think, right?

00:48:16.180 Maybe he didn't get paid until afterwards and now he just got his check.

00:48:19.340 He's also bro.

00:48:20.360 Like just going back on the Uzi thing, like six, nine got hits.

00:48:24.380 He got smashed.

00:48:25.320 Like radio.

00:48:26.020 That's true.

00:48:26.520 Like radio hits, bro.

00:48:28.000 Like if you listen to a six, nine song and aren't bouncing off the wall.

00:48:31.320 No, no, no.

00:48:31.700 So I'm not, I hear it and I, and I, my ears have AIDS.

00:48:35.220 Get it away from me.

00:48:36.360 No, no.

00:48:37.180 To me, horrifying.

00:48:38.160 I'm not saying they didn't go crazy on the radio, 1.00

00:48:40.640 but I don't want to hear that shit. 1.00

00:48:41.500 I like some Uzi shit, but it's just, 0.99

00:48:43.060 you guys know I'm an old man. 0.99

00:48:44.300 That's out of my spectrum. 1.00

00:48:45.280 I like fucking Jay-Z. 0.99

00:48:46.220 I like Nas. 1.00

00:48:46.840 I like Biggie.

00:48:47.340 I like the greats, right?

00:48:49.180 Who's on your Bill Clinton four record thing?

00:48:52.520 Did you see that?

00:48:53.200 No, it isn't.

00:48:53.740 It's Instagram trend.

00:48:54.820 Bill Clinton sitting on the ground,

00:48:56.060 holding up four, or he's holding a record

00:48:57.880 and there's two on the floor and one against the wall.

00:48:59.520 You got to pick four records that you would choose,

00:49:01.520 whatever.

00:49:02.240 To listen to forever?

00:49:03.120 I don't know.

00:49:03.740 Just, I saw that thing.

00:49:04.840 I wanted to do this with movies.

00:49:06.100 It's funny how we ended up doing it with music instead.

00:49:08.140 That's great.

00:49:08.720 My mind gets saturated often, and that's why I'm not.

00:49:11.700 If people go, yo, what's your favorite?

00:49:13.420 I don't know, oftentimes.

00:49:15.800 Top five movies, I don't know.

00:49:17.160 What's your favorite movie right now?

00:49:18.880 I have to go with Interstellar.

00:49:20.640 I say this all the time.

00:49:21.420 What?

00:49:21.660 What do you want from me?

00:49:22.000 Recent movie.

00:49:23.000 Oh, Greatest Showman. 1.00

00:49:24.760 Damn it. 1.00

00:49:25.400 I guess you watched that more recently than The Gentleman. 1.00

00:49:28.080 Oh, yeah, he loves The Gentleman.

00:49:29.680 So good.

00:49:30.080 I also watched Turbo last night.

00:49:31.840 I'm obsessed with Pixar films, animated films.

00:49:34.460 Turbo.

00:49:34.780 Turbo. 0.97

00:49:34.860 bro fucking pixar is so brilliant they are so good and i'll tell you why because i know why 0.93

00:49:44.200 i did some research on them when i was in high school um their concepts are so simple and so 0.93

00:49:51.020 brilliant and i feel like it's the simplicity that appeals to such a wide audience turbo

00:49:57.100 voiced by ryan reynolds there's this snail okay here's the concept snail who wants to be fast 0.99

00:50:03.820 I mean fuck 0.99

00:50:05.600 the conflict 1.00

00:50:06.540 the story is built in

00:50:08.120 everything

00:50:08.880 is that always

00:50:09.860 it's inherently perfect

00:50:11.120 and it's always like

00:50:12.760 that with Pixar

00:50:13.440 are they Toy Story

00:50:14.840 yes

00:50:15.340 toys that want it to be

00:50:16.420 not toys

00:50:17.120 like it's always somebody

00:50:18.180 that wants to do something

00:50:19.000 they're not

00:50:19.460 like toys that want to be human

00:50:20.860 it's

00:50:21.560 everything is built in

00:50:23.100 the log line

00:50:23.720 it's perfect bro

00:50:24.940 I'm obsessed with storytelling

00:50:25.940 I'm watching this

00:50:26.600 I'm like this is brilliant

00:50:28.320 every scene

00:50:29.380 there's a recurring joke

00:50:30.340 it's the snail town

00:50:31.260 meeting in the morning

00:50:32.020 good morning Sue

00:50:32.800 good morning Tim

00:50:33.480 Come on in, Margaret. 0.99

00:50:34.600 Fucking Hawk comes down, swoops to one of them. 0.99

00:50:36.420 Every morning. 1.00

00:50:37.360 Hawk gets one of them.

00:50:38.340 Oh, it kept coming back?

00:50:39.080 Every morning.

00:50:39.800 The Hawk comes, just like in real life, your Hawk comes to a garden, grabs a snail, and

00:50:43.400 all they do is, that's a shame.

00:50:45.320 Or, there goes Bob.

00:50:46.800 That's it.

00:50:47.280 And then back to work.

00:50:48.400 But anyways, the snail wants to be fast.

00:50:50.100 Animated films.

00:50:51.040 Incredible.

00:50:52.240 I sent you a list just now.

00:50:53.740 Oh, yeah?

00:50:54.420 And also, do you want this album's list, or do you want it, or no?

00:50:57.420 If you just had to, like, it was tough.

00:50:58.840 It took me a long time to do this morning.

00:51:00.200 It's 50 Cent Get Rich or Die trying.

00:51:01.700 Okay, great.

00:51:03.400 Jay-Z's Black Album.

00:51:04.980 Nice.

00:51:08.920 Led Zeppelin, 3.

00:51:14.860 I'm just going to do 3.

00:51:16.260 That's all right.

00:51:16.880 And maybe Pink Floyd, Dark Side of the Moon, dude.

00:51:19.960 I love that album.

00:51:21.180 I love that album.

00:51:22.460 What about any Queen stuff?

00:51:24.160 You know I'm not a huge Queen fan.

00:51:25.780 I'm not saying he's not the Queen.

00:51:27.940 Freddie Mercury, one of the greatest of all time.

00:51:29.600 It's just not my cup of tea.

00:51:31.680 Great music.

00:51:32.340 You don't listen to it all the time.

00:51:33.400 I'm the psychedelic guy.

00:51:34.480 When it comes to classic rock,

00:51:35.720 I'm Pink Floyd, The Doors, Zeppelin.

00:51:37.900 Yep. 1.00

00:51:38.620 Put me in a room with some black ones. 1.00

00:51:39.240 This is a long list of movies, Mike. 0.97

00:51:40.680 What is it?

00:51:40.980 Movies Grand List?

00:51:41.500 I just wanted to put it on the screen.

00:51:42.840 Now, we don't even talk about it.

00:51:43.780 I put it on Twitter,

00:51:44.460 and people got a huge kick out of it.

00:51:46.140 Because you could watch them

00:51:46.980 if you're stuck in quarantine.

00:51:47.860 Watch some of these movies.

00:51:49.720 History of Violence, Training Day.

00:51:51.600 I've watched some of these,

00:51:52.480 because you have good taste,

00:51:53.500 and unfortunately,

00:51:54.600 I can't put them on the screen

00:51:55.260 because you just texted them to me. 0.94

00:51:57.080 Oh, she's...

00:51:57.920 They reveal a lot of things.

00:51:59.900 Lana said they're all boy movies.

00:52:01.920 Oh.

00:52:03.400 That's some of them

00:52:05.360 Are they all or no?

00:52:07.340 Do you watch rom-coms, Mike?

00:52:08.960 That's not my idea

00:52:09.800 Does Lana make you watch 0.98

00:52:12.520 She made me watch a movie called

00:52:14.900 I Feel Pretty

00:52:16.340 Do you know that?

00:52:18.120 Where the girl falls and she hits her head

00:52:20.000 She doesn't think she's fat anymore

00:52:22.420 Is that 1.00

00:52:23.980 The comedian

00:52:26.300 She just had a baby

00:52:27.360 This is actually a prime example

00:52:31.000 Of what we were talking about before

00:52:32.020 she stopped doing comedy

00:52:33.300 because she's a baby

00:52:33.980 she's a mom 0.63

00:52:34.420 she had a baby

00:52:34.920 she's a mom now

00:52:35.580 and like

00:52:36.020 I can't remember her name 0.96

00:52:37.140 and I know she's fucking awesome 0.96

00:52:38.420 Amy Schumer 0.98

00:52:39.720 Amy Schumer

00:52:40.640 Amy Schumer

00:52:41.080 she's great

00:52:41.820 I like that movie

00:52:42.880 did you?

00:52:43.340 did you see it?

00:52:43.980 I liked it

00:52:44.340 it was great

00:52:44.980 so okay

00:52:45.780 so she told me

00:52:46.940 she told me

00:52:48.380 it was gonna be

00:52:48.660 the girl version

00:52:49.380 of Good Boys

00:52:50.380 what's Good

00:52:51.400 the kids in school?

00:52:54.140 it was

00:52:54.760 hold on

00:52:55.200 it's Good Boys

00:52:56.220 right?

00:52:56.580 is that the name of it?

00:52:57.700 no it's 1.00

00:52:58.700 oh fuck 1.00

00:52:59.400 hold on 1.00

00:52:59.740 why are we off so far?

00:53:01.260 yeah it is

00:53:01.960 that movie is one of the best movies

00:53:05.480 I've ever seen in my life 0.99

00:53:06.060 that is one of the best movies I've ever seen in my fucking life 0.99

00:53:08.960 I mean David shaking his head 0.99

00:53:11.180 yes we watched that movie twice

00:53:12.620 in the first two nights immediately

00:53:14.460 I just watched it in because that movie is so good

00:53:16.940 and so she said it's the girl version of that 0.84

00:53:18.740 it ain't 0.77

00:53:19.680 slow the fuck down Lana Rhodes 0.83

00:53:21.740 slow your pace 1.00

00:53:23.400 on the road 1.00

00:53:24.100 women have different tastes 1.00

00:53:29.060 I was with a girl one time 1.00

00:53:31.520 She insisted, insisted on watching the Taylor Swift documentary with me.

00:53:35.940 I said, you got to stop.

00:53:37.280 It's a doc?

00:53:38.160 You got to stop.

00:53:38.940 Taylor Swift documentary. 1.00

00:53:40.080 And here's why this is fucked up. 0.99

00:53:42.200 I love Taylor Swift. 0.99

00:53:43.800 I love Taylor Swift.

00:53:45.320 I'm so intrigued by her as a celebrity, as a person, as an artist.

00:53:49.100 I'm impressed.

00:53:50.060 I'm a fan.

00:53:51.080 And yet still, the dude in me was like, nah.

00:53:55.580 I ain't watching that.

00:53:56.640 I don't know.

00:53:58.440 Why is that?

00:53:59.240 Hey, listen, I'm the same way.

00:54:01.440 These are all men movies, Mike.

00:54:02.880 All of them. 0.69

00:54:03.140 Saving Private Ryan.

00:54:03.920 I emailed it.

00:54:04.700 No Country for Old Men.

00:54:05.680 They all have men's names. 0.98

00:54:06.980 Children of Men.

00:54:07.840 The Assassination of Jesse James.

00:54:10.200 It's just all war and murder.

00:54:11.920 Fight Club.

00:54:13.200 Training Day.

00:54:14.040 A History of Violence.

00:54:15.820 I think they're movies that anyone can appreciate.

00:54:17.380 Man on Fire.

00:54:19.580 Jason Bourne series. 1.00

00:54:20.760 Shut up! 1.00

00:54:21.720 Shut your fucking mouth! 1.00

00:54:23.320 What? 1.00

00:54:24.140 Not all of them.

00:54:25.160 What?

00:54:25.640 Not all of them.

00:54:26.420 Our boy movies?

00:54:27.640 No, the Jason Bourne series.

00:54:29.000 that can't be on this list.

00:54:30.220 Maybe the first one.

00:54:31.640 There's three,

00:54:32.220 the original three Jason Bourne movies 0.96

00:54:34.340 are absolute fucking bangers. 0.96

00:54:37.340 And they're all fight scenes. 0.99

00:54:38.240 They are well-loved.

00:54:40.000 Now, okay, so here's the problem.

00:54:41.680 Jeremy Renner took over for four or five.

00:54:44.380 I saw one with Matt Damon

00:54:45.880 that made me want to rip my eyes out.

00:54:47.960 Horrible.

00:54:48.860 No, no, no.

00:54:49.500 I'm not saying the movie's horrible. 0.98

00:54:50.440 I'm saying you're horrible. 0.90

00:54:51.660 Here's why. 0.98

00:54:53.060 You do not like CIA.

00:54:55.520 You do not like government or military.

00:54:57.380 What are you talking about?

00:54:57.980 We have been down this road.

00:54:59.880 You are not a huge fan of government secrecy and CIA movies.

00:55:05.100 Bro, I'm a fan of good movies.

00:55:06.660 The Bourne series is a, this is one of those inarguable movie classics.

00:55:11.320 It is.

00:55:11.820 I disagree.

00:55:12.740 It is wholeheartedly.

00:55:14.820 Let's meet in the middle.

00:55:15.900 This movie made me want to rip my eyelids off.

00:55:20.400 Which one?

00:55:21.340 Which one?

00:55:21.780 Both. 0.97

00:55:23.180 That's ridiculous. 0.73

00:55:24.720 Are you talking about which movie? 0.97

00:55:26.260 I thought you were talking about which eyelid.

00:55:27.380 Identity, 8 out of 10, 83% rotten, 92% Google users.

00:55:33.280 I think it was the most recent one, dude.

00:55:34.860 That's Ultimatum.

00:55:36.860 Here's what I'm here for.

00:55:38.020 I'm going to play this on the screen.

00:55:38.960 Ready?

00:55:39.200 Ultimatum, 92% rotten. 1.00

00:55:41.440 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:55:44.820 I mean, at what point? 0.99

00:55:46.440 Nothing's really...

00:55:47.160 Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.

00:55:49.480 Nice.

00:55:50.140 That's what I'm here for.

00:55:51.200 Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.

00:55:53.460 Jesus Christ.

00:55:54.040 Yeah, it's when they find out he resurfaced after...

00:55:56.320 I mean, dude, this is one of the CIA's most prolific assassins right there. 0.99

00:56:01.160 And he's a badass motherfucker, dude. 1.00

00:56:03.660 How do you not? 1.00

00:56:05.640 You took a piece of my soul on this one.

00:56:08.180 Logan, do you like The Departed?

00:56:09.920 Love The Departed.

00:56:11.300 Matt Damon, government, blah, blah, blah, things.

00:56:13.960 That's what I'm saying.

00:56:14.400 You can't just give a blanket statement.

00:56:15.620 No, hold on a second.

00:56:16.660 We're making the bill here.

00:56:17.620 The Departed is not even close to a Matt Damon government thing. 0.99

00:56:22.920 It's a fucking undercover cop story. 0.98

00:56:25.080 I'm talking about government secrecy and the CIA. 1.00

00:56:27.100 I see.

00:56:27.460 Well, we all know you're fascinated with that.

00:56:29.880 Maybe, but I...

00:56:30.980 Listen, look up the rankings on the Bourne series.

00:56:33.700 I'm looking up the rankings.

00:56:35.140 The guy that says all these things are subjective.

00:56:37.460 You're right.

00:56:37.620 Who's to say?

00:56:38.560 Jason Moore 2016 got 54% on Rotten Tomatoes.

00:56:42.200 Two out of the five from Common Sense Media.

00:56:44.620 Oh, that was the...

00:56:45.580 That's the wrong one.

00:56:46.480 No.

00:56:47.600 That's Jeremy Renner.

00:56:48.700 That's the wrong one.

00:56:49.300 Okay.

00:56:49.740 After the Jeremy Renner reboot, The Bourne Legacy,

00:56:52.000 starred Damon and director

00:56:53.240 Paul Greengrass

00:56:54.000 returned for his fifth entry

00:56:55.300 but you have to wonder

00:56:56.100 why do they even bother

00:56:56.960 when everyone looks bored 1.00

00:56:57.780 oh fucking legacy 1.00

00:56:59.280 is that the one you watched 1.00

00:57:01.080 is that the one you watched

00:57:02.360 that one's not good

00:57:03.440 that's like watching

00:57:03.980 the Godfather 3

00:57:04.880 that's what I'm telling you

00:57:05.140 sorry

00:57:05.660 is that the one you watched

00:57:06.740 yes

00:57:07.040 it was the very last one

00:57:08.040 they put out

00:57:08.480 oh 1.00

00:57:09.140 oh shit 0.99

00:57:10.160 I don't even think 1.00

00:57:10.700 I saw that one

00:57:11.460 to be honest

00:57:11.920 I heard it was horrible

00:57:12.820 I didn't even watch it

00:57:13.640 but the first three

00:57:14.760 and sorry

00:57:15.360 that's what I meant

00:57:16.020 the identity

00:57:17.600 supremacy

00:57:18.200 and ultimatum

00:57:18.800 are all classics

00:57:19.440 yeah

00:57:19.740 it might have been runner

00:57:21.800 Those are based on books, right?

00:57:23.140 Yes.

00:57:23.900 Tom Clancy?

00:57:25.060 No.

00:57:26.660 Robert Ludlum.

00:57:27.880 Oh.

00:57:28.360 I got kids coming tomorrow to test our fertility.

00:57:33.940 You do?

00:57:34.640 Yep, I have them.

00:57:35.420 That's exciting.

00:57:36.180 Yeah, it's cool, right?

00:57:36.940 That's amazing. 0.68

00:57:37.700 We got to somehow get our ejaculate into a cup, I believe, and then it's going to tell 0.98

00:57:42.140 us our sperm count. 0.98

00:57:43.660 Oh.

00:57:45.380 That's a test I want to know the answer to.

00:57:47.100 Forget an IQ test.

00:57:48.480 Who could have most babies? 0.94

00:57:49.980 Yeah. 0.97

00:57:50.180 and it happens in the house

00:57:52.480 they have a little stick you put in there

00:57:54.380 they're kits

00:57:55.020 so we'll figure that out

00:57:57.180 I also had Danny order me a breathalyzer

00:57:59.020 because I was swishing a mouthwash around in my mouth this morning

00:58:03.520 and I swallowed a little bit

00:58:05.820 and I was like I wonder how much I'd have to swallow

00:58:07.980 to legally fail a breathalyzer test

00:58:10.540 a blood alcohol concentration limit of .08

00:58:14.040 so I'm going to drink mouthwash

00:58:16.920 until I'm more drunk than I'm allowed to be

00:58:19.860 Legally on the road

00:58:21.760 I just want to see how much

00:58:23.260 I think that's going to take a while 0.99

00:58:24.380 It might fuck you up your stomach 0.99

00:58:26.060 I'm just going to say 0.98

00:58:28.600 Does drinking mouthwash

00:58:30.460 Clear acne

00:58:32.260 Does drinking mouthwash

00:58:36.040 Make you feel not good

00:58:38.060 Let's see

00:58:39.600 Is drinking mouthwash dangerous

00:58:42.480 Mouthwash is designed to spit out

00:58:44.340 Rather than swallow

00:58:45.020 And ingesting even a small amount

00:58:46.320 Can be seriously dangerous

00:58:48.640 Ingesting these ingredients by drinking mouthwash can cause mouthwash overdose.

00:58:52.140 Guys, I'm not going to drink mouthwash like I said.

00:58:53.940 What does a mouthwash overdose smell like?

00:58:57.360 Imagine dying from a mouthwash overdose, but you have the best breath in it.

00:59:00.860 I'd hate to say you'd smell it. 0.69

00:59:02.100 You'd be a fresh corpse, dude.

00:59:04.000 Why don't we just get... 0.94

00:59:04.820 Oh, you can't get drunk.

00:59:05.940 Also, you couldn't do that anyway here.

00:59:08.500 You don't drink alcohol at the house.

00:59:10.120 Oh!

00:59:10.920 We've changed so much.

00:59:13.100 We've changed so much.

00:59:14.360 I have to do the test at the ranch because I can't drink it.

00:59:17.420 Or you can go on vacation.

00:59:18.680 Can't do that anymore either.

00:59:20.300 What define a vacation?

00:59:21.380 We could build you a vacation in the backyard.

00:59:23.500 Why did you Google Logan Paul Illuminati?

00:59:25.780 I'm looking at your computer.

00:59:26.660 I probably wasn't supposed to see it.

00:59:27.900 It's from an old tab.

00:59:28.700 You just got your tabs left open?

00:59:29.900 Yeah.

00:59:30.220 Why'd you do that?

00:59:31.220 Because we were talking about it on the last podcast.

00:59:32.500 But I already told you I wasn't part of it.

00:59:34.180 I don't believe you.

00:59:35.280 Really?

00:59:35.740 I don't.

00:59:36.380 I truly do believe that.

00:59:37.960 Guys, if it was me, I'd tell you.

00:59:40.780 I think you're working on Tom Hanks.

00:59:43.660 I'm one of you.

00:59:45.360 I've known Logan for a long time.

00:59:46.680 And the only thing I have to say is that he's been hiding.

00:59:52.040 Bro, you can't say that.

00:59:53.300 The people in comments are coming, dude.

00:59:55.680 Yo, speaking of the people, I was just thinking about it the other day.

00:59:59.580 And we never touched on it before.

01:00:01.060 But we built a – this is a nice thing.

01:00:04.020 This show is a nice thing.

01:00:05.060 It's cool.

01:00:05.440 And the audience is great.

01:00:07.160 Like, think about it, dude.

01:00:08.160 Remember that first episode with the – it's not up there. 0.94

01:00:10.840 But the sex lady where I sweat and ran off crying. 0.97

01:00:14.080 You've come a long way. 0.98

01:00:15.120 No, not me.

01:00:16.020 And you did this like all of us, everybody.

01:00:18.200 I mean, this is great.

01:00:19.060 And I think in the show and the people watch it, they watch it on their TVs.

01:00:22.260 One thing I've been enjoying doing is watching the Instagram stories of people posting about

01:00:28.140 how they watch the show.

01:00:29.360 And so I watched one.

01:00:30.580 There's this guy.

01:00:31.320 He watches it with his daughter. 0.99

01:00:32.540 She's like six months old and she's watching me and you talk about dicks. 0.99

01:00:36.980 Great. 0.98

01:00:37.560 And I'm like, you know, I don't know how to feel about this, but I have to make, I have

01:00:40.700 to be happy.

01:00:41.140 It's probably easier that you guys have the conversation with his daughter.

01:00:44.140 So he doesn't have to.

01:00:45.460 Right.

01:00:46.020 He's like, honey, these are the kids I want you to stay away from.

01:00:50.980 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:51.400 You see a boy like this, you don't talk to them.

01:00:53.260 And she's just like.

01:00:54.160 Yeah, but it doesn't work, bro.

01:00:55.940 Because when parents tell you what not to do, you do it. 0.99

01:00:58.020 That's why all the daughters are bad boys.

01:00:59.660 I mean, let's be honest. 1.00

01:01:00.720 What woman is inherently attracted to douchebags? 0.96

01:01:04.680 Probably all of them. 0.95

01:01:05.540 All of them.

01:01:06.140 Don't look at the ceiling.

01:01:07.600 Now, I was going to say, I'm thankful for this show because I didn't have this show growing up. 0.97

01:01:14.000 Like, dude, I did not know what a blowjob was until I was 13. 0.98

01:01:20.520 That is insane. 0.99

01:01:23.120 I don't know if it is.

01:01:24.000 My parents never sat me down.

01:01:26.280 They never talked.

01:01:26.800 Dude, if you don't think little kids are learning about sex from TikTok, YouTube, any social media platform, you're wrong.

01:01:35.120 Kids are getting so slick, so quick now.

01:01:38.740 TikTok.

01:01:39.520 They've grown up with these infinity boxes.

01:01:42.300 The age of information.

01:01:43.380 They know how to navigate so quickly, so efficiently, effectively.

01:01:47.800 They're going to be smart.

01:01:48.540 These kids are going to be smart.

01:01:50.580 And it's because all of the information they've ever needed is going to be in this thing.

01:01:55.000 And they'll be able to access it.

01:01:56.440 Yo, but smart in a different way.

01:01:58.560 I swear to God.

01:01:59.860 Not smart like you and I think and the generation above us thinks.

01:02:04.060 They're going to be smart in like a super adept navigational technological way.

01:02:10.980 Oh, yeah.

01:02:11.280 Figure it out.

01:02:11.700 Oh, yeah.

01:02:12.240 like problem solving

01:02:13.440 how can we become

01:02:14.220 the people in WALL-E

01:02:15.140 who float around in chairs

01:02:16.680 because that's what

01:02:18.440 it's leading to

01:02:18.960 by the way

01:02:19.200 it's not good

01:02:19.760 it's not good

01:02:21.060 we'll solve some problems

01:02:22.360 we'll create a lot more

01:02:23.380 conversationally 0.99

01:02:24.800 they're gonna suck 1.00

01:02:25.680 maybe 0.99

01:02:26.620 conversationally 1.00

01:02:27.560 they're gonna suck 0.99

01:02:28.300 it's gonna be like 1.00

01:02:28.920 maybe this is gonna be dope

01:02:29.940 you're gonna go in

01:02:30.440 for a meeting

01:02:30.960 for your boss

01:02:31.780 in like 2030

01:02:32.640 to ask for a raise

01:02:33.940 which I had to learn 1.00

01:02:35.140 about all this shit 1.00

01:02:35.800 I had to learn 1.00

01:02:36.220 how to go into an office

01:02:37.280 and how to present yourself

01:02:38.320 the right way for a raise

01:02:39.260 yo these are the things

01:02:39.960 I've done

01:02:40.340 this is what I'm looking for

01:02:41.580 The kids are going to go in the office and they're going to be like this.

01:02:45.780 I'd like to believe there's some better ones out there.

01:02:48.180 Texting. 0.99

01:02:48.840 Fucking like, because all they know how to do is text. 0.99

01:02:50.640 They don't know how to have a conversation. 0.99

01:02:51.220 But what happens when we have like Neuralink plugged into our brains and we just communicate like that?

01:02:55.300 That's dope.

01:02:55.980 That's powerful.

01:02:57.600 TikTok scares me.

01:02:58.760 Why?

01:02:59.520 You guys see the racist TikTok?

01:03:01.600 I saw you tweet about it.

01:03:02.520 I did.

01:03:03.040 So what happened?

01:03:04.300 It was just like blatant racism.

01:03:06.140 Blatant racism.

01:03:06.460 I mean, you want to show it?

01:03:08.160 I can look for it.

01:03:09.140 But what happened?

01:03:10.540 Did it go viral on the app or something? 1.00

01:03:13.020 These two white kids make this TikTok. 1.00

01:03:16.460 You know the challenge where you put in the sink and reveal something? 1.00

01:03:20.040 Not the sink.

01:03:20.480 They usually put it into a glass.

01:03:21.420 I don't know why they did the sink. 0.97

01:03:22.520 That was ridiculous. 0.79

01:03:23.520 But they usually do it into one glass. 0.92

01:03:24.840 And they're like, yo, to make the right man, you put some trustworthiness, some good looks.

01:03:28.020 They did one for black people.

01:03:31.980 And it's two high school white kids. 1.00

01:03:33.760 Horrible shit. 1.00

01:03:35.240 Horrible shit. 1.00

01:03:35.680 Georgia couple. 1.00

01:03:37.280 So honestly, bro, I've said it on this show before.

01:03:40.540 these middle America states

01:03:43.340 that I don't think

01:03:44.000 have caught up yet

01:03:44.840 to the acceptable

01:03:46.580 societal norms

01:03:47.860 because they're not

01:03:48.580 raised that way.

01:03:50.200 Well,

01:03:50.640 let's not call them

01:03:51.200 the states as a whole.

01:03:52.300 There are pockets

01:03:53.740 of people in them.

01:03:54.540 I could have told you

01:03:55.740 before I read this

01:03:56.420 that it was from

01:03:56.940 a flyover state.

01:03:58.640 Yeah.

01:03:59.280 Georgia couple.

01:04:00.340 No,

01:04:00.620 I know that,

01:04:01.180 but let's not denounce

01:04:02.780 the state.

01:04:03.640 There's pockets

01:04:04.700 of people there,

01:04:05.580 but I'm sorry.

01:04:06.740 But also,

01:04:07.320 I'm not denouncing

01:04:08.200 the state.

01:04:08.680 I'm just saying like,

01:04:09.300 this applies to me still

01:04:12.460 there's a world bigger than the one you live in

01:04:14.400 and explore it before you start doing 1.00

01:04:16.540 dumb shit like being racist 1.00

01:04:18.400 online. Don't be racist offline 1.00

01:04:20.040 but doing it online, you gotta be a fucking moron 1.00

01:04:22.680 Those people 1.00

01:04:24.520 probably thought they were gonna have a funny day 1.00

01:04:26.040 No, they're fucked, expelled from high school 0.99

01:04:28.020 And so that's brought up a massive 1.00

01:04:30.380 conversation because this was filmed

01:04:32.340 outside of school, it technically

01:04:34.300 breaks no laws

01:04:35.180 It's a perfect example

01:04:38.440 of First Amendment protected speech

01:04:40.080 and they were expelled for school

01:04:42.020 as a result of it

01:04:42.640 because the school board decided

01:04:44.200 that it didn't uphold the values

01:04:45.600 of the school.

01:04:46.460 This is not acceptable.

01:04:47.400 Listen, I love the Constitution.

01:04:52.800 I really do.

01:04:53.780 But one thing I love more

01:04:55.460 than the Constitution

01:04:56.000 is calling out hate 0.91

01:04:57.180 and condemning the fuck out of it. 0.98

01:04:59.000 If you're being a racist in 2020, 1.00

01:05:01.020 I'm calling your fucking ass out. 1.00

01:05:03.120 I'm condemning the shit out of it 1.00

01:05:04.720 and I want you to be held 0.98

01:05:05.680 accountable for your actions.

01:05:06.720 People have started saying recently,

01:05:08.440 And I'm not saying I agree with this, but people have said it. 0.99

01:05:13.000 The First Amendment continues to protect your speech, but it does not protect you from getting your fucking ass beat as a result of that speech. 0.99

01:05:21.020 So listen, I'm not saying I'm not saying it's OK. 0.99

01:05:23.340 I'm just saying there are consequences for your action.

01:05:25.860 If you're a racist in 2020, it probably ain't going to fly over.

01:05:29.820 And the last thing I want to say on that is the problem, the main problem is I believe that TikTok, for some reason, as an app, is more than other apps elevating this kind of content.

01:05:44.780 I saw this tweet of yours.

01:05:45.960 You're right.

01:05:46.400 You're right. 0.92

01:05:46.720 I have noticed since day one being on this app, I have seen Spanish kids, for example, standing in showers, mocking Jews, getting gas chambered. 1.00

01:05:55.480 i have seen some of the most horrible horrible shit homophobic shit and it's it's very strange 0.99

01:06:02.440 to me why one app uh breeds this kind of content yeah you said strangely i've seen an oversaturation 0.99

01:06:09.360 of racist and homophobic content on that platform since day one very odd of certain platforms seem

01:06:12.960 to breed slash elevate that activity while others don't bro you're really right i've seen i've seen

01:06:18.060 so many like

01:06:18.780 sexuality related

01:06:22.040 content that is

01:06:22.800 I mean 0.99

01:06:24.660 if that shit was on YouTube flagged 0.99

01:06:27.980 removed banned. Right. Suspended 1.00

01:06:29.920 from the app. Right. Also YouTube

01:06:32.000 is good about it but like TikTok is

01:06:33.360 still very much so the wild west 0.85

01:06:35.620 because it's created in 0.98

01:06:37.720 China. But wouldn't that

01:06:39.980 mean it would be even tighter though because

01:06:41.900 they're so tight? They don't give a fuck about the US 0.99

01:06:43.980 activity bro. I'd bet my bottom 0.99

01:06:46.140 dollar. Do you know how much

01:06:47.400 do you know how much information it's horrible they take i tick tock is going to get banned in 0.99

01:06:52.020 the u.s we're not supposed to have it on our phones we were i was had seen every fucking 0.95

01:06:56.420 government data scientist do not download this app do not download this app they are they are 0.92

01:07:05.380 quite literally like they're they've gone as far as to say yo these dudes are these people are

01:07:09.940 listening to every conversation army navy tsa ban tick tock from government phones u.s raises

01:07:15.260 security concerns over Chinese-owned TikTok.

01:07:17.960 U.S. Senator Moot's ban on

01:07:19.340 TikTok for federal workers.

01:07:21.640 Yo, this is an

01:07:23.920 app, an entertainment

01:07:25.260 app, and it's gotten this far.

01:07:28.460 They're saying

01:07:28.860 basically they're positive.

01:07:31.000 This is a spying 0.89

01:07:32.620 device from the Chinese government.

01:07:34.880 The Instagram story said that the racist video was her boyfriend's fault

01:07:37.120 and that this is what I'm saying right here. He slowly

01:07:38.960 normalized his racism on me.

01:07:42.500 You accepted it still.

01:07:43.680 It included a plea for people not to contact her at college because one mistake should not ruin her life.

01:07:50.180 Sometimes it should.

01:07:52.140 Sometimes it should.

01:07:53.140 But this won't ruin your life.

01:07:54.260 You just have a lot to learn.

01:07:55.200 That's all. 0.92

01:07:55.720 It's going to take her a while to get back.

01:07:56.820 They both do.

01:07:57.980 If racism has been normalized on you, bro, you got a lot of unwiring to do. 1.00

01:08:04.360 Shit. 1.00

01:08:05.180 It's so wild, bro. 1.00

01:08:05.620 But that's what I'm saying. 1.00

01:08:06.220 that that that um that mentality breeds the same mentality and now you just gotta fucking 0.89

01:08:12.800 oh i'm just a lot like a fact like it's my question is do you think it's do you think 0.92

01:08:20.020 it's the majority the platform's responsibility or in my sub tweet that i that i added to it

01:08:26.220 could it just be the average age of the user and their youthful inability to understand the

01:08:30.880 consequences of their actions or even that their actions are wrong at all tiktok is a very youthful

01:08:35.080 audience that's it bro young kids young kids don't know all they know is their phone we talked we

01:08:40.320 just talked about this all they grow up with the phone it's in their their hands at all times this

01:08:44.080 is how they express themselves to the world if if you have racist thoughts before it was just a

01:08:50.160 racist thought and you told a joke to your friend now it's how do i tell the racist joke that i

01:08:55.260 think is funny because i'm young and haven't learned anything you grab your phone and you

01:08:59.620 make the joke and then you share it to all your friends and it was so overt the problem is it

01:09:05.060 it perpetuates uh the belief even if it is rooted in humor absolutely i'm not saying i'm just saying

01:09:12.280 that's the method of sharing the joke that you now have and you you haven't learned that it's

01:09:16.820 not proper why why um why stuff like this is like the more the more the more people that can see

01:09:28.080 this type of thing unfold and the more people who's come to learn maybe because they saw this

01:09:34.780 that racism is not acceptable i think i think i think maybe in the in the long run this was good

01:09:40.560 not not for the not for the two kids someone has to be made an example of and unfortunately

01:09:44.720 these two kids and unfortunately i've been through accountability like like own up do the best you

01:09:50.440 can to be the better be the best version of yourself and then move on uh it's going to be

01:09:54.540 hard for them though because there's some things that uh there's some things that strike a little

01:10:00.720 harder than others

01:10:03.000 that's why I actually don't believe with the idea

01:10:05.000 that one mistake should not ruin a person's life

01:10:06.920 I'm glad Harvey Weinstein's life is ruined

01:10:09.280 because of his mistakes

01:10:10.660 well yeah his were multiple

01:10:12.780 but even one rape 1.00

01:10:15.400 fuck you 1.00

01:10:16.140 I hope your life is over forever 1.00

01:10:18.840 absolutely 0.99

01:10:19.560 that's just a punishment fit in the crowd

01:10:22.480 yeah yeah exactly 0.99

01:10:23.860 it's a fucked up situation 0.99

01:10:26.680 and like I said 0.99

01:10:27.740 once I posted that tweet people started sending me

01:10:30.360 links to other videos on

01:10:32.280 the app that were just abhorrent

01:10:34.560 it's just mine

01:10:35.600 I just don't understand it

01:10:38.180 it's weird how we've talked about this

01:10:40.480 so many times before about how

01:10:41.880 successful people and people that have

01:10:44.500 are on the right direction in life

01:10:46.460 to have everything that the majority

01:10:48.500 of people in this world want run their lives

01:10:50.300 based on positivity and outward positivity

01:10:52.560 and I just wish

01:10:53.960 at an earlier age I wish I had

01:10:56.380 known I wish I had known

01:10:58.180 at 18 years old or 16 years old that putting

01:11:00.300 out good energy and being nice to other people and and going about things in a positive manner

01:11:04.680 would secure you a better place in in life long term i didn't learn that until i was 28 years old 0.52

01:11:10.520 and it fucked me yeah for a long time and i've had to dig out of that hole but i mean these people

01:11:15.260 are gonna they're gonna suffer for this yeah they'll still get out but definitely do good 0.98

01:11:19.580 things and good things will come i think that's a simple mentality to live by it's it's not always

01:11:24.680 easy to see it right away but you have to do some bad things in order to learn some what is good

01:11:28.740 Unfortunately, I think that's true. 0.99

01:11:30.060 Like it's, it sucks.

01:11:31.380 Otherwise, like how, how, how can you, how can you grow and develop? 0.93

01:11:34.520 You, you got to make mistakes.

01:11:36.000 It's part of what makes us human.

01:11:37.200 And in part part, it's part of what forces us to evolve and grow.

01:11:40.120 You have to touch the stove to learn that it's hot.

01:11:42.000 Exactly.

01:11:42.580 So hopefully you learn quicker and, you know, don't make the same mistakes again.

01:11:47.720 Making the same mistake twice is a horrible sin.

01:11:50.300 Not a sin, but you know, you just can't keep doing it.

01:11:52.080 Well, that's, that's when, that's when, you know, twice is one thing.

01:11:55.820 Three times is another.

01:11:56.700 eventually it's like now you got a major character you're dealing with yeah the exact

01:12:02.140 definition i mean yeah it's like doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different

01:12:06.000 result so yeah do do good and good will come back i think that's a simple mentality that we've seen

01:12:10.260 here at this house mike you changed your life for the better a long time ago and it's only rewards

01:12:13.980 you with a beautiful lifestyle that i would have none of it if i stayed on on what i was on you

01:12:19.100 know i i in this in this journey that i've been on over the past uh you know obviously the book

01:12:25.240 writing journey has been eight years but the one i've been on over the past month or so to finalize

01:12:28.540 the book and get sign offs from people and the rights to use their their likeness whatever i've

01:12:32.900 talked to a lot of the same people that uh a lot of the people that i spent that time with doing

01:12:37.540 bad things you know and it's and that's been cathartic for me as well but there are a lot

01:12:42.980 of people out there are looking high and low for a way to change their life and ignoring the one

01:12:49.100 thing that they need to do to do so you know what i'm saying and it's like like i talked to this one

01:12:53.280 kid who still struggles every day with with drugs and he's like oh if i could just do this you know

01:12:58.560 for a newspaper and he wants to be a sports writer if i could just do this and get this meeting with

01:13:02.300 this guy i'm like you clean it's like ah no i'm still you know banging banging dope and i'm on

01:13:06.900 method and i go listen man i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you something until you get clean nothing's

01:13:10.940 gonna happen it's the it unfortunately you know unfortunately because it's the hardest step it's

01:13:15.000 the first step and a lot of times that's how life is the hardest step is the one you have to take to

01:13:19.800 get somewhere yeah and so you know it's um people just need to realize the power of of things they

01:13:25.920 may be overlooking in their lives that need to be done you know do you have any suggestions on

01:13:30.280 how to take stock of those things my guess would be look where you're not looking currently

01:13:35.560 look look elsewhere you know what i'm saying i think people i think people are a lot of times

01:13:40.400 are looking for happiness and things that aren't the real contributors to happiness and that that

01:13:44.740 goes for me as well yeah just recognizing the things that are leading you down the wrong road

01:13:48.300 and if you yeah okay and maybe ask other people their thoughts you know because that's a good

01:13:53.500 because i i would have said like some self-awareness but that's that's a hard trait

01:13:57.400 to develop perspective yeah so and and like watch how quick you are to deny i fall in this trap

01:14:03.740 often this this is something you do i go that's not me it is me like you and my trusted confidants

01:14:10.560 have told me like multiple times that this that is what i do so uh instead of throwing up that

01:14:16.540 that shield that barrier when people give you

01:14:18.580 a character note that maybe doesn't maybe

01:14:20.520 stings a little bit when you hear it try to

01:14:22.520 listen I think

01:14:24.520 I think it's a good good episode I mean we've made

01:14:26.600 something we were a little worried yeah it's good out

01:14:28.500 because we started the podcast realizing we had nothing to

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01:14:32.520 it was a

01:14:33.500 I thought we did some we moved around a lot

01:14:36.160 some valuable stuff here

01:14:37.820 heavy value episode I do want to give a quick shout

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01:14:45.680 okay he tucks his head back here

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01:14:49.700 but yeah Sir the Grey

01:14:51.000 he's been quiet

01:14:51.520 this whole podcast

01:14:53.180 he did a great job

01:14:54.160 he did

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01:14:56.160 he was being a little fussy

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