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00:03:05.900 And the lights.

00:03:06.560 And the main hosting duty may be a little lower than usual because our co-host, our

00:03:12.260 host of the show, Logan Paul, is high as a kite right now.

00:03:14.280 right now for the first time ever he's had to smoke a little bit he's dealing with some

00:03:18.840 frustration today yeah today yeah oh uh i i just took a little bit uh i was just feeling a little

00:03:25.140 anxious maybe angry and it feels a little bit and i don't know i i had been feeling that like

00:03:29.800 that for some time i figured it'd be good to bring myself down a little bit but it'll be

00:03:33.080 interesting to see how it translates on impulsive i'm sure you guys might be able to feel it a

00:03:37.280 little bit but dude we have a lot to talk about we have a there's a lot going on in the world

00:03:41.620 this cold scary weird horrifying world that we're living in right now um what did we do this weekend

00:03:47.920 we went to the ranch and uh proceeded to go to palm springs for a party of our friends and then

00:03:53.920 proceeded to go to vegas to meet my girlfriend's dad the home run hitter jose canseco jose canseco

00:04:01.320 that's just a long weekend it was very long that's well that's why dude you know it was long

00:04:06.460 Not much sleep

00:04:07.260 We were partying

00:04:08.160 At that party

00:04:09.120 Which is what you do

00:04:10.500 At parties

00:04:10.960 And um

00:04:11.780 Josie said those people

00:04:12.600 Go long yeah

00:04:13.800 They go long and hard man

00:04:15.740 Just

00:04:16.020 Not such a bad combo

00:04:17.840 So wait

00:04:18.280 After that

00:04:19.300 You drove the Yeti

00:04:20.140 To Vegas right

00:04:20.920 Yeah

00:04:21.320 How is that drive

00:04:22.500 It's

00:04:23.200 So I drive

00:04:25.260 Yeah

00:04:25.640 And this is

00:04:26.560 Kind of fucked up

00:04:27.440 But I do it

00:04:28.740 Cause like

00:04:29.200 I don't know

00:04:30.900 Something about Josie

00:04:31.800 Driving this big vehicle

00:04:32.980 Like I don't know

00:04:33.820 She could do it

00:04:34.720 She could do it

00:04:35.380 It pulls right

00:04:36.240 the chassis is like bent and it's it's it's like driving a monster truck so i'm like

00:04:39.920 heesh man i would i would hate so i asked her i go josie do you feel comfortable doing this she

00:04:44.360 said yeah she bossed up and she's a great driver she killed it on the way on the way back halfway

00:04:49.000 through on the way back by the way i took me a little bit to overcome that mental hump of

00:04:52.860 maybe it's like a control thing like maybe like when we drove to la you drove the entire thing

00:04:57.180 you didn't let me drive one time so i think it's a control thing i think it's josie i just like

00:05:00.520 bro it's my baby like every every dude has that car that he just is like yeah i'll probably drive

00:05:05.060 this seven hour trip every day that was me it's not an easy vehicle to drive either that's what

00:05:10.360 i'm saying it's a straight it's a strange one it's like a little tank wheels have knobs on it

00:05:14.680 it's not fun either so what happened was it was a g is a four by four g wagon and uh we raised it

00:05:22.880 we put fat tires on it and they were they were so big that the suspension actually is completely

00:05:27.100 bottomed out so anytime you go it's completely bottomed out like it's it's the most uncomfortable

00:05:31.220 vehicle. It's the most

00:05:32.860 uncomfortable vehicle in the world.

00:05:35.140 So you go over speed bump, it's the whole car.

00:05:37.060 And by the way, people in the back.

00:05:38.540 Which you hadn't felt until recently, right?

00:05:40.760 Because you had never sat in the back of the car, and then someone drove

00:05:42.960 and you sat in the back. It's horrifying.

00:05:44.960 You'd be surprised how much

00:05:46.740 space these G-Wagons

00:05:48.700 don't have. None. Yo, it's

00:05:50.820 like a little shoebox in there.

00:05:52.660 Yeah, it's so weird. Why is that? You think it's this huge car,

00:05:55.040 but it's really not.

00:05:56.800 You're cramped in. But yeah, so anyways,

00:05:58.780 enough about the G-Wagon. Yeah, you drove to Vegas.

00:06:00.660 thank you mike for keeping me on how many out because we could i mean listen like i gave you

00:06:05.120 a warning we could talk about the g-wag for the rest of the show we could just extrapolate all

00:06:09.320 the deepest darkest thoughts about all logan's things uh so how long did it take you to get

00:06:13.900 there from palm springs about five hours and we drove as well from here and it took the same amount

00:06:17.940 of time me and amara drove out to vegas on the front end of him going out there we were out there

00:06:22.060 for three days before he got out there observing the new normal wow the new normal it was it was

00:06:28.420 i was shooting uh vlogs the whole time i was there for the night shift which is coming up on

00:06:32.720 its one year anniversary this thursday which is crazy weird congrats almost thank you so much

00:06:37.820 imagine the show somehow doesn't make it to that point anyways uh just crashes yeah youtube dies

00:06:44.200 like mixer uh which we'll talk about in a little bit but uh but but yeah so everything that i was

00:06:51.080 doing there i was just observing so we get to the win which is where we like to stay because it's a

00:06:54.560 Great hotel, the Wayne and Encore, both the nice hotels there.

00:06:57.340 We walk in, and we go to walk through the front door, and we're stopped right as we walk in the front door.

00:07:02.860 And I'm like, oh, they probably have seen Lana or Amara's work, depending on what channel you watch her on.

00:07:07.580 And no, that wasn't it.

00:07:09.760 They wanted to use a little radar zapper to take our temperatures before we were allowed into the building.

00:07:15.440 Well, this one was done by a camera, so it's already in a fixed position.

00:07:18.760 There's a little guy on a keyboard like this as you walk through.

00:07:21.340 whoa and so we walk in and and you know we go through all the things but but we get to the

00:07:26.060 room there's no robes there's no robes in the room if you want robes you can order them there's

00:07:30.120 no mini bar if you want things from the mini bar you order them up um shared items dave david we

00:07:35.940 brought david as well to observe which was great so the german videographer was there as well we

00:07:39.800 stopped by uh marquee which is one of the the day club which is one of the biggest pool parties in

00:07:45.720 vegas to see what had changed there's no more general admission now if you don't have a table

00:07:51.020 you cannot get into the marquee day club at the pool so unless you're willing to spend thousands

00:07:56.460 and thousands of dollars you can't even go in how was that well there was no one there's really no

00:08:01.300 one there i mean this wasn't a party but you have a nice time by the pool well we met with

00:08:04.720 jason strauss shout jason strauss who owns the tau group just to say what's up to him and i wanted

00:08:09.340 to let people know that tau establishments are reopening and john schwartz set us up for that

00:08:13.560 and uh we hung out for a little bit but it's just everything feels strange now so strange can you

00:08:19.920 relate i think it's i not only are uh is the aesthetic of things different obviously right

00:08:26.900 but the way people are interacting with people i'm telling you that's the weirdest thing for me

00:08:30.720 but humans are scared of each other we are really scared of each other dude um i mean you know yeah

00:08:35.780 we shook uh mr canteco's hand and like he's he's not even sure if we're allowed to do that anymore

00:08:41.200 no one is are we allowed to shake hands like i don't know i mean it was supposed to be dumped

00:08:45.080 with a lot of the other prehistoric notions such as hugging you know what they're calling

00:08:50.040 eating at restaurants next to another table i hugged some people that i met because i had a

00:08:54.840 good time it's crazy am i did i do wrong no i don't think so but i mean listen it's everybody's

00:09:00.700 just figuring it all out and what we're seeing right now is uh the sec they're calling it the

00:09:07.220 second wave technically it's still the first wave because the second wave will be in the fall but

00:09:10.240 coronavirus cases are skyrocketing snowballing out of fucking control and and you know obviously

00:09:15.940 you've got the people out there that are calling it the media ghost fear you know it's not real

00:09:20.980 but you know kind of hard to argue a positive test i mean it's you know at some point right

00:09:25.300 but uh there's a lot more tests happening so that of course can inflate the numbers as well but but

00:09:30.300 hospitalizations are on the rise again in places like arizona and florida where

00:09:35.060 i'm gonna shock you guys here where they eased corona restrictions on dining out and parties

00:09:42.640 they're seeing a rising corona virus no way no way it can't make this shit up

00:09:49.540 trump said uh trump said you can't get an scd if you don't get tested

00:09:53.540 did he actually say that or not no he didn't actually say he said pretty much the same thing

00:09:58.000 right what did he say what did he say if you stop testing we'll have fewer cases well he said

00:10:02.940 basically that there's been some sound bites coming out this weekend that are just i've been

00:10:08.800 struggling to even come to terms with he said at the rally that uh i told my people to slow the

00:10:14.220 testing down please and and um when he says stupid shit which he does all the time and i think people

00:10:21.300 on the right and left can agree with that whether it's tweets or or in press conferences his his

00:10:26.380 diehard fans immediately go to the one excuse that they always use which is he was joking

00:10:32.100 no what the fuck that was a joke

00:10:34.440 I've seen that

00:10:35.120 that was obviously a joke

00:10:37.160 well what if it is a really

00:10:40.160 high level of sarcasm

00:10:41.820 that's what I'm saying

00:10:43.500 we do that but there's a lot of jokes we make

00:10:45.840 so what if

00:10:47.040 I'll go back to this there's a chance

00:10:50.040 that Donald Trump is just the biggest troll

00:10:52.280 in the world who happens to run

00:10:54.300 the United States

00:10:55.720 and he's so smart

00:10:57.420 and he's so smart that we can't get it

00:10:59.660 and it's a good note

00:11:01.480 But you know how there are certain things we don't make jokes about?

00:11:05.380 Yeah.

00:11:05.660 There are some people saying that over 100,000 dead Americans is one of those things.

00:11:11.660 Oh, no.

00:11:12.280 They shouldn't joke.

00:11:12.840 And I'm not making it.

00:11:13.700 I'm not saying anything.

00:11:14.500 So should sarcasm just go out the window when you're the president?

00:11:17.160 No, but certain things.

00:11:18.360 Like you're just not allowed to be sarcastic.

00:11:19.920 Certain things.

00:11:20.440 Not about that, certainly.

00:11:22.740 Deadly pandemic virus.

00:11:23.480 You can't say anything because it's going to be taken to a soundbite.

00:11:25.980 Oh, you're asking seriously.

00:11:27.320 Like, should you just monitor the jokes?

00:11:28.920 Just be like, yo.

00:11:29.520 No, Obama made jokes to everybody.

00:11:31.480 Everybody's – dude, Trump is – the way he talks about things is fucking unhinged.

00:11:36.660 I'm not here to knock the guy, which I always end up doing.

00:11:41.080 Yeah, as you are doing.

00:11:41.700 But hold on a second.

00:11:43.080 Am I knocking him or am I just delivering the news of what was said?

00:11:48.040 It's not knocking him.

00:11:49.360 I'm just saying what he did.

00:11:50.980 On a clip-based notion, maybe.

00:11:53.680 Bro, we live in a 15-second world.

00:11:55.700 Everything is 15 seconds.

00:11:56.640 What happened if he – 15 seconds before that, he said something else that –

00:12:00.580 It's a headline horror.

00:12:01.640 Well, it's a great note and a great question from Mac.

00:12:05.000 Unfortunately for that point, I watched the entire context.

00:12:07.800 I watched the 30 seconds leading in and the 50 seconds coming out of it,

00:12:11.180 which was about a boy named Johnny in the audience.

00:12:13.500 Oh, Johnny's got the sniffles.

00:12:15.180 Then the next day he's fine.

00:12:18.100 Trump's plan is to downplay this shit whenever possible.

00:12:21.440 And he's taking a lot of heat right now for calling it the Kung Fu Flu.

00:12:25.500 I need you to elaborate now.

00:12:27.220 He called it the Kung Fu Flu.

00:12:28.660 and the asian american community is not fucking happy people in the press have been pressing him

00:12:33.160 hard on pressing his press secretary hard on it and uh they always find a way to flip it it's just

00:12:38.680 a it's just a whole big mess all right how do we how do we get here what are we talking about you

00:12:42.080 you oh the new normal it's just crazy like that you go you got before you go into the club or

00:12:47.940 whatever to a restaurant they assemble you in little groups and you gotta you gotta wait your

00:12:51.960 turn to go in and it's just everything is uh everything's different man and it's it's like

00:12:57.920 is this is this the new uh is this the new world i think so i think so this uh i saw this on on

00:13:03.300 instagram yesterday uh so we could technically call this like year zero or year one and everything

00:13:08.500 else is like in the year 2019 bc which is before corona i wouldn't i wouldn't mind uh starting over

00:13:15.660 just like fully cancel the calendars we're going back to square one i think this is the beginning of

00:13:21.180 the manifest destiny

00:13:25.740 that is humanity.

00:13:27.100 Clearly, the mind calendar was wrong, though.

00:13:30.320 Not yet.

00:13:31.760 Wait till the end of 2020, bro.

00:13:33.200 I gotta wait till the end of 2020? I thought it was supposed to be yesterday.

00:13:35.740 Oh, didn't they just disappear?

00:13:37.260 Maybe they got corona.

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00:13:43.260 Yeah, he's doing alright. He wants to buy a road bike and start biking

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00:15:17.140 back to the episode

00:15:20.620 Mike you had a little run in this

00:15:22.880 past week while we were shooting your thing

00:15:24.720 oh with Corona

00:15:26.620 no not Corona well that too

00:15:28.680 when we did the varsity thing

00:15:30.460 I was talking about the guy that came up and started chatting

00:15:32.700 I'm trying to think of how much we were going to be able to talk about that

00:15:35.840 but I see what you're doing here

00:15:37.660 no it's good

00:15:38.980 it was a good transition

00:15:39.720 you know Mike's a felon

00:15:42.980 no I'm just kidding

00:15:45.600 I'm just kidding.

00:15:46.680 All right.

00:15:47.100 So, I mean, what's good?

00:15:48.000 Yeah.

00:15:50.300 It's been a while since I met my girlfriend's dad.

00:15:53.080 That's a moment.

00:15:54.240 Hold on a second.

00:15:54.840 It's been a while since you met him?

00:15:56.460 Like the last time that happened.

00:15:57.480 The last time that I did that.

00:15:59.080 Like, that's a moment.

00:15:59.920 Oh, since you met a girlfriend's dad.

00:16:00.940 Like, have you met Amara's dad?

00:16:02.440 I have not.

00:16:03.120 I'm going to.

00:16:03.820 Right?

00:16:04.160 It's a moment.

00:16:04.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:05.040 It's a moment.

00:16:05.260 Oh, yeah.

00:16:05.660 It's a big moment.

00:16:06.380 Yeah.

00:16:06.900 And, you know, so it was Zeke and Seiko.

00:16:09.200 So, it's a double moment.

00:16:11.620 Now, I never followed baseball that much growing up.

00:16:14.460 but i obviously had an open mind and it turns out he was great coolest guy ever coolest guy

00:16:20.480 like there's no better dad to meet i think than he's a star yeah and uh just super relaxed easy

00:16:27.780 going didn't have to the act like you know yeah i had a i had a really great time so josie and i

00:16:35.040 surprised him on father's day at a rush on yeah he was really surprised it was a really special

00:16:39.700 moment and uh you'd be surprised you'd be surprised at how many people know who he is

00:16:46.100 to this day oh yeah ratio of people coming up to him versus me five to one what i bet you part of

00:16:52.620 that being because you're in vegas and it's like an older crowd do you know what i'm saying like

00:16:56.840 i bet you there wasn't that many like 18 to 24s coming up to him younger younger i'd say between

00:17:04.340 like 25 and 35 you know um but yeah it was uh it was great it was great what'd you guys talk about

00:17:12.200 did you have to do any like i i listened i'm taking your daughter kind of no no no but i had

00:17:18.020 answers prepared for sure what were some of them what do you what do you do with my daughter when

00:17:22.280 you guys hang out what was your answer for that one oh so you didn't have an answer no not that

00:17:27.620 one i was i was thinking maybe he'd ask something like uh you know so why are you dating my daughter

00:17:33.200 And then my, my planned response was, sir, honestly, I don't know as a joke, but I was

00:17:40.500 like, ah, it's probably not the time to be making jokes this early, but I never got asked

00:17:45.060 and we just had a, had a good time and, um, played, we went to Topgolf.

00:17:48.600 Yeah, we did go to Topgolf.

00:17:49.060 After you guys had brunch, I met, uh, me and, me and David, the German went and met them

00:17:53.960 at Topgolf.

00:17:54.760 And so it was Jose, Jose's a girlfriend, uh, Josie, you, and, and, and we all played

00:18:01.400 a round of top golf and um for people who i grew up watching jose canseco and he has it is a massive

00:18:08.140 human he's just a he makes bradley bradley martin look like i forgot to mention how large this man

00:18:12.940 when there's a dad that's bigger than you it's that's another little uh dynamic that that changes

00:18:17.140 he's six four two fifty he's a big boy he's a big boy and uh i was like okay well now i got to

00:18:23.060 compete with this dude like he got to just meet him first and have brunch and i had to go straight

00:18:27.340 Show up and compete.

00:18:29.020 By the way, he plays golf pretty much every fucking day of the week.

00:18:31.340 Let me tell you something.

00:18:32.720 This dude swings like – it doesn't even look that fast.

00:18:34.900 Three, four miles an hour, he goes – the ball goes 1,000 yards.

00:18:38.480 The club face touches the ball, and it's almost like there's a fission reaction that happens,

00:18:46.020 and the ball just literally exits the tee at 600 miles per hour.

00:18:49.960 So we played top golf, and I guess the reason why I brought this story up is just because I won.

00:18:56.340 really yeah he's good at golf yeah i hate to you know yeah just had them connecticut years

00:19:01.400 spent a lot of time on the greens my whole life and and the real reason i bring it up is because

00:19:05.260 it was my first time watching him play and and david as well and golf golf is not an easy sport

00:19:11.860 it's not it's you know there are some sports where you show up and like you could have some

00:19:16.020 sort of indicator that first day of how the six how your success will look like in the sport in

00:19:21.060 the future. Golf's not like that. Golf is a golf is a five to 10 year, like pickup just to get to

00:19:26.300 like a novice level. You know what I'm saying? You got to learn every little intricate detail

00:19:30.240 of the swing and everything. And there's so much, you know, gripping and your stance and how things

00:19:35.400 happen. He almost fell over one time. Yeah, it was bad. I think the difference for you is that

00:19:39.860 you do like golf has a lot of stillness in it. You got to keep your head locked in. You move a

00:19:44.960 lot. Yeah. I also have no patience at all. Every time I go golfing, I'm the one by the end of like

00:19:49.180 the ninth hole whipping the golf cart around like trying to drift when have you ever gone golfing

00:19:53.700 i've gone twice but i ended up just whipping the golf cart sure i mean top golf yo if you're not a

00:19:58.520 golfer top golf is awesome that's fun if you're not a golfer yeah because it's like because it's

00:20:03.160 a game it's like very gamified yeah and you don't have you don't have to go for a long walk and you

00:20:07.100 can just kind of hit the ball which is the most fun part afterwards we went to the bathroom and uh

00:20:12.200 josie and jose's girlfriend went in the women's uh women's and we went in the men's and afterwards

00:20:18.120 that came out and we kind of like fell behind

00:20:19.880 and Josie's like, so?

00:20:21.740 How was it in there? I was like, what do you mean?

00:20:23.380 What did she think you guys did in there?

00:20:25.400 I said, what do you mean? She goes, did you guys

00:20:28.020 like see each other?

00:20:29.900 What? I go, what the fuck are you saying

00:20:31.960 right now? She goes, what do you mean?

00:20:33.660 You guys like stand next to each other when you pee, right?

00:20:35.360 I was like, I mean, sure, but there's a couple stalls

00:20:37.460 between us and there's like borders

00:20:39.400 and she's like, I thought guys do that.

00:20:42.100 Like do girls, I think

00:20:43.020 girls think dudes

00:20:45.300 size each other up while they pee.

00:20:47.360 i i wouldn't be surprised if she had that thought something tells me it's a fairly common thought

00:20:51.960 amongst women yeah but they don't they don't know what urinal etiquette is like maybe you could

00:20:55.360 probably talk about urinal etiquette i feel like there's so much i mean it's simple seriously but

00:20:59.240 there's like it's like a biggest first rule of of urinal etiquette that that everyone knows and

00:21:03.740 this has and this has nothing to do with corona although it's a similar rule is if if there's

00:21:08.020 enough urinals there's space in between you and don't you know i mean always one in between if

00:21:13.540 possibly one maybe even two you know and like uh uh it's usually a head down situation what do you

00:21:20.400 do with your head some people want to stare directly at the wall i'll be honest with you

00:21:23.460 in the days before corona i hate to admit this because it's disgusting i would sometimes text

00:21:26.940 at the urinal um the only it's the only i i've done it the only reason why it could go south

00:21:33.220 and be maybe uh construed as a disgust whatever what was the word you used just disgust disgusting

00:21:40.600 It's like, oh yeah, a drop, a drop fumble.

00:21:42.540 No, no.

00:21:43.240 I mean, bro, if you're next to someone in like a crowd,

00:21:45.740 like a club or whatever, and you're going to have your phone out,

00:21:47.580 it kind of high.

00:21:48.020 Maybe it looks like a little, like you're a pervert.

00:21:49.960 Yeah.

00:21:50.660 Yeah.

00:21:51.420 You know what I'm saying?

00:21:52.200 You're supposed to have, that's not like a main part of etiquette.

00:21:55.140 Because also, if you aren't filming the person, no, sorry.

00:22:00.400 If your phone is angled in that direction,

00:22:03.300 like which obviously like.

00:22:04.620 Like you turn your head to like look at your phone.

00:22:06.540 A red flag goes up.

00:22:07.360 You put it here, right?

00:22:08.400 In front of your face.

00:22:08.980 Now you're taking pictures of your own dick

00:22:10.980 At the public urinal

00:22:12.040 Which ain't good either

00:22:13.300 Like you're setting dick pics

00:22:15.320 That's rule number one

00:22:16.760 But also I feel like the other reason too

00:22:20.440 Is just that fear of the fumble

00:22:21.580 How many stories have you heard from Coachella

00:22:24.620 Or wherever

00:22:25.640 You know of the 19 year old girl

00:22:28.500 That's in the urinal

00:22:29.160 And she's like

00:22:29.720 I dropped my phone in the toilet

00:22:32.160 Sorry

00:22:33.660 People need to be smarter

00:22:37.480 About this kind of shit by now

00:22:38.540 port-a-potties are not for texting they're for peeing and pooping and having intercourse

00:22:42.360 obviously and if it's not one of those two things what the fuck get out get out can't you find any

00:22:47.500 other place to have sex not really festivals are tough port-a-potties that's like just get like a

00:22:53.860 find a tent or like make one out of a towel or something it's just disgusting it's it's kind of

00:22:58.500 it's you know i'll be honest it's a little shit yeah it's fucked up you know but i just wouldn't

00:23:02.260 want to piss off the girl that's in there oh you know what else we did nice nice yeah jokes uh you

00:23:08.080 what else we did so we played poker for a while by the way i really like poker fun game to play

00:23:11.520 i think i'm gonna start doing that maybe uh venturing into poker a little bit over blackjack

00:23:15.580 but they had a really nice poker poker table in their dining room we played for like three four

00:23:19.540 hours and uh they delivered food about halfway through the match and we did call it a match

00:23:24.520 poker game yeah i'm sorry the poker match uh and halfway through the game josie and i did that

00:23:32.160 thing there were these uh garlic knots in the center of the table and josie's like do you want

00:23:37.340 to do it because we had talked about like doing this thing like making this joke and i was like

00:23:41.400 sure and i was like but please absolutely not though and she's like no we're gonna do it i was

00:23:45.240 like fuck so she goes daddy can you pass me a garlic knot oh my god who do you think reaches

00:23:53.080 for it as part of the joke daddy can you please pass a garlic knot and he's like huh what do you

00:24:02.480 want and so i waited oh we both could have reached reach at the same time he goes oh what you want

00:24:09.460 he's like she's like a garlic knot and i was like oh yeah i got you babe and then this kid who was

00:24:14.800 there he goes that was weird he never he didn't catch on in the moment thank god because afterwards

00:24:23.240 i was like that ah josie i hate you so much that one is that nah and it's also father's day dude

00:24:28.920 daddy can you please pass the garlic knot

00:24:31.980 I was like yeah babe

00:24:32.740 does he carry on a baseball bat with him

00:24:35.680 to just beat up punks

00:24:36.460 he doesn't need him in his arms

00:24:37.840 his arms are massive bro

00:24:40.340 him doing a chokehold

00:24:43.280 he could actually separate your head from your body

00:24:45.100 with a squeeze

00:24:45.660 guess how big his dogs are

00:24:48.860 I bet he's got little tiny

00:24:50.900 like

00:24:51.940 Pikachu

00:24:54.700 he's got two Pikachu sized dogs

00:24:56.800 horses

00:24:58.060 horses great danes one of them is 200 pounds 200 pound great danes big boy can he ride his

00:25:06.620 great danes i think it's actually his girlfriend he can't he's a little too thick i bet i bet we

00:25:10.800 could stick evan up there oh no problem for sure that dude this dog is massive evan was flying

00:25:16.100 at the ranch i was gonna say yeah fuck i feel so bad you want to pull it up yeah this is one of the

00:25:22.500 most what just treacherous treachery is the only word i could think of when it comes to this video

00:25:28.260 it just was uh so so i we got these razors at the ranch um they're awesome i'm obsessed with them

00:25:34.900 and i do this thing where i take the new the new people into the razor and i fucking go a little

00:25:38.620 crazy like i'm pretty crazy on this shit and i've done this jump probably probably collect

00:25:43.680 total like 30 times now um but i think since evan is lighter than all of us and i was filming so i

00:25:50.760 I tend to go a little harder when I'm filming.

00:25:52.660 I did not expect to go so high.

00:25:54.580 We straight up did a full-on nose dive into the ground.

00:25:59.980 Let me play this clip right here.

00:26:05.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:26:10.680 Oh, shit.

00:26:12.100 I'm still in shock.

00:26:14.280 Dude, look at his house.

00:26:16.260 Yeah, he was building that house.

00:26:17.860 No, I built that.

00:26:19.220 I was like, hey, I want to build a house.

00:26:20.600 and I was like, all right, I'll help you because GP ruined

00:26:22.520 my shower. Dude, that

00:26:24.440 moment though, can you go back for

00:26:26.220 just one more second to...

00:26:27.720 Airborne. Ready?

00:26:34.220 Watch his life change.

00:26:37.660 Bro, bro, bro, when I first saw that,

00:26:40.320 I was like, yo, he killed Evan.

00:26:42.820 Like, look at his head right now.

00:26:44.640 Yo, look at your face.

00:26:46.720 Yo, my heart dropped. The first thing, I was like,

00:26:48.200 oh, fuck. I'm still in shock.

00:26:50.180 I felt horrible because we did take time to strap him up,

00:26:55.460 except it just wasn't tight enough.

00:26:56.880 And he wasn't holding the things, which didn't help.

00:26:59.720 But like, bro, I felt actually horrible.

00:27:02.760 You let him give you a giant wedgie.

00:27:04.940 Yeah, but I also, like, more importantly,

00:27:06.340 apologize to him like a lot in real life.

00:27:08.420 And he was okay.

00:27:09.480 So he was okay.

00:27:10.360 He was okay.

00:27:11.000 Perfectly okay.

00:27:11.560 He's like, damn, I got fucked.

00:27:12.560 Like, my chest is-

00:27:13.320 He's got some marks.

00:27:14.660 Isn't it funny how, like, the person's,

00:27:16.620 the outcome of it, like, kind of decides

00:27:18.500 how much trouble you're in?

00:27:19.340 like he was he could have been badly hurt and so you should be in a lot of trouble but since he was

00:27:24.320 okay it's not that i don't i don't think so no i don't think so um because even worst case scenario

00:27:29.060 we wrote we this would have been crazy we did a roll forward we're both still strapped in oh

00:27:33.900 you're saying he couldn't have been yeah it was no that thing that thing's pretty safe if you're

00:27:37.300 strapped in he it was a problem because it slipped up right like otherwise he was we were locked in

00:27:43.060 but um it was crazy i felt bad sorry evan again what a great guy it's probably time to build a

00:27:47.780 better razor course yeah that jump is not suitable to do anything off uh you guys believe in horoscopes

00:27:54.900 i just asked about this on the live stream the other day really do you guys horoscopes not so

00:27:59.620 much no because i think that's just like some person who's like saying things all that language

00:28:03.720 is uh like designed to make you find something in your life that's like oh yeah that's totally

00:28:09.440 right about me but if you read the other ones you'd be like wait that's also right so so a lot

00:28:14.940 of times i think they just use generalized language right so it's applicable oh that's

00:28:18.820 oh sorry okay cool um i i don't know about anybody else i actually do but i don't know

00:28:23.820 who's willing to share this but i i was had some just beef with me and amara all weekend just a

00:28:29.260 ton of random fighting a lot of it caused by me i'll be honest and i you know i simped out and

00:28:33.800 said i was sorry quite a few times um but a lot of them caused by her as well where she was just

00:28:39.240 like uh on some shit about like and she was one of them she was very rightfully mad and she said

00:28:45.380 like if you can't fucking treat me right i'll find someone who can like got into that kind of

00:28:49.100 fucking mode like we were going at it yeah yeah those are fighting words and that day when she

00:28:52.820 said that her horoscope was arguments that have been brewing are coming to a climactic point for

00:28:57.900 you virgo yeah don't be surprised if heated opposition rears its head today this is likely

00:29:03.680 a result of your own doing cycles of anger are reaching a critical point and your stubborn

00:29:07.660 character is butting heads with an equally strong

00:29:09.640 force. Try not to take yourself too seriously.

00:29:12.200 Life is meant to be fun. Our objective

00:29:13.540 is to be happy. Then her other one said, you may

00:29:15.600 have grandeurs of the grass is greener on the

00:29:17.620 other side. So like, some

00:29:19.560 of this shit was so... Surely, she sent

00:29:21.540 those to you. Yeah, but the dates

00:29:23.640 are on them. No, but she sent those to you, right? Yeah.

00:29:25.940 You didn't go out and find those.

00:29:27.460 No, but... Bro, she's a horoscope

00:29:29.380 girl. That's it. Oh, oh. So every day

00:29:31.500 you check, and if it happens, you know, cross your fingers

00:29:33.420 to line up that day, it's a big deal.

00:29:35.240 My deep question with this one is how

00:29:37.420 do the planets in alignment with the earth and the sun on the date of your birth factor into this

00:29:43.140 piece of information that you know well i think it's all right so i this is a guess and i don't

00:29:48.140 know and i bet you for some reason is this like would this be sexist for me to say that danny

00:29:52.640 might have an answer do danny do you know about horoscopes at all wow so it is sexist because i

00:29:58.580 don't know why i thought girls were more into this kind of thing i think i i would i would i

00:30:02.340 don't think it's sexist i would also guess that women are more okay okay i don't know is that

00:30:05.940 sexist cancel me right she's saying she doesn't do all that stuff she's the wrong person asked

00:30:12.360 my my thought on it is that is it that the birth of your day also corresponds to uh sorry the day

00:30:19.580 of your birth also corresponds to the planetary position every year thereafter and so like right

00:30:24.580 now like and and what is mercury like pulling my heartstrings right now or something like my

00:30:30.080 hairs in retrograde like what's going on yeah dude so so so i like i i fully don't believe

00:30:37.120 in horoscopes i think what he said the language is so generalized like anyone can relate to

00:30:40.240 anything yeah however i've also um playing devil's avocados experienced people who can point at a

00:30:46.620 person and say you're an aries yeah it's happened to me i was like how did you know this he's like

00:30:49.880 i just i just guessed i was like what about her he's like sagittarius i'm like oh my god yeah

00:30:53.400 it's crazy it's crazy and for a lot of people that shit is spot on yeah and i've heard because

00:30:59.440 they make entire books about this that like mike said the day you were born where the stars were

00:31:03.700 at the time you were born can pinpoint exactly what type of person you are and sometimes it is

00:31:08.680 scary accurate so i go back and forth i'll play yeah i'll play the game but don't let it like yo

00:31:13.920 my girl sends me that i'm like wow that is crazy that's great but also i'm like i don't always look

00:31:19.340 to the stars for answers or look to them uh to determine what my future is i'm i'll do that

00:31:25.400 myself, not what's

00:31:27.380 going on out here. Well then on the converse

00:31:29.260 my horoscope

00:31:31.640 because I was like, oh that's dope, why don't you send me

00:31:33.460 mine so I can figure out if we're going to make it home from Vegas

00:31:35.540 or not, you know, was wrong

00:31:37.360 it was fucking, it was like you will meet

00:31:39.400 someone today who, you know, you should

00:31:41.560 have a bubbly relationship, I'm like, bitch

00:31:43.520 I got a fucking girl, I've been with her for fucking six months

00:31:45.640 now, dude, I'm not meeting nobody else

00:31:46.900 So that's the other thing, half of the time they're right, half of the time

00:31:49.340 they're wrong, but like most people who are into horoscopes

00:31:51.600 tend to, I'm just saying, choose the times that

00:31:53.460 they're accurate and spot on

00:31:55.360 because it validates their claim that horoscopes are in some way determining what your life looks

00:32:01.680 like we should dig deeper we should find that out i'm still looking for answers i ask questions

00:32:05.440 about that all the time i want to know if because that person that can point it an aries or a virgo

00:32:10.860 or a taurus and be like i know who you are how do they know that yeah that's what i'm saying

00:32:14.660 you're usually pretty spiritual yeah one thing that happened longer hair when eve walked in when

00:32:19.500 dave's uh girl eve walked in i was like oh she's a cancer because she reminds me of so many people

00:32:25.340 i know that are cancers in my life sure you mean like a like a can't like yo this girl's a cancer

00:32:29.220 to the camp toxin oh no like the crap oh sorry okay my bad he was great he was great dude i

00:32:34.680 fucking i love you so you could just tell yeah i mean just right it's just like the motherly energy

00:32:38.600 you can feel it but why why does that like manifest itself in people and you can tell

00:32:43.980 from a distance when someone was born speaking of cancer one person who should get cancer and die

00:32:50.660 I can when I tell you that they hung a noose

00:32:54.160 in Bubba Wallace's NASCAR

00:32:56.120 chamber

00:32:56.480 the only black NASCAR driver

00:32:59.800 what a horrible time for my dad

00:33:01.980 the only black NASCAR

00:33:03.320 the only black NASCAR driver

00:33:04.920 someone hung a noose

00:33:06.980 NASCAR's been so good

00:33:08.880 oh and the response

00:33:10.680 that's what's frustrating

00:33:13.380 we can't go

00:33:15.720 this NASCAR

00:33:17.880 it's a

00:33:19.840 disgusting thing to do yeah that unfortunately makes an entire organization look horrible

00:33:27.320 i mean i also don't know the story maybe no no no no no no no no nascar has done a great job

00:33:33.880 responding to it they are in fully investigating the situation they want to make sure they find

00:33:38.660 out who who did it um and and make sure that that person is banned from the sport for life

00:33:43.920 and whoever that you know that whatever crew they're a part of so they're they're looking

00:33:47.260 into it um right now to try to figure it out what's wrong with people dude i mean i mean we

00:33:52.420 just we are not in an evolved state dude i'm telling you that's it we are we are humans are

00:33:56.260 very simple such an email simple simple uh creatures who do not understand do not care

00:34:02.820 about what others think that's the first time you've ever heard me wish badly upon anyone and

00:34:07.480 i and i and i i never do that i never do that i like to i like to believe that good can be found

00:34:13.060 and no one should have bad wished upon them.

00:34:15.060 But that's about as nasty as it fucking gets.

00:34:18.040 And this was today before the race.

00:34:19.540 Every single fucking racer and crew backing Bubba Wallace at the race.

00:34:28.240 But, I mean, what the fuck, dude, is wrong with people, man?

00:34:32.200 How sick do you have to be to do something like that?

00:34:34.200 Goodness prevails, though.

00:34:35.100 Look at this.

00:34:35.500 This is beautiful.

00:34:36.120 That's a moment right there.

00:34:36.920 I really love that.

00:34:37.760 Well, this is my favorite part of it for, for the main reason of there's no bigger fuck you to the guy who did it, bro.

00:34:45.420 Now you're watching the entire sport of NASCAR and the entire race rally behind the guy that you wanted to hurt.

00:34:51.740 And you've done the exact opposite.

00:34:52.980 You've put them on a, you've put them on a pedestal to be, to be cherished and praised.

00:34:56.860 And so, you know, once again, I mean, you know, whether it's right for me to wish what I wish, you know, fuck you to whoever did it.

00:35:04.700 I forget the cancer

00:35:07.140 I hope you at least fall down the stairs

00:35:08.740 I hope you are coming down the stairs

00:35:12.280 To get your microwavable dinner

00:35:13.520 After you're fired from the sport

00:35:14.760 You can't afford anything but ramen

00:35:16.560 And you're wearing some cheap Skechers

00:35:20.040 And you fucking clip your toe

00:35:22.120 On the back heel of your other foot

00:35:23.440 And you topple head over heels down the stairs

00:35:25.400 You break all of your fingers on one hand

00:35:27.900 And your right wrist

00:35:28.860 Is that better?

00:35:31.340 Yeah

00:35:31.520 That's fine

00:35:33.460 And then you fix yourself.

00:35:35.040 So forget the cancer and dying.

00:35:36.160 I apologize.

00:35:36.660 Physically and just the way you are.

00:35:39.120 That was crazy.

00:35:41.400 That was so detailed.

00:35:43.140 I just wanted to take a spill, dude.

00:35:44.900 And honestly, not the carpeted stairs.

00:35:47.340 Oh, the hardwood?

00:35:47.920 The hardwood stairs and also-

00:35:49.960 That's getting repoed?

00:35:51.400 Yeah, because they're, you know, and yeah.

00:35:54.000 Oh, there's Millen.

00:35:54.840 Stairs can be hard.

00:35:57.680 There's a lot of people that got canceled this week, guys.

00:35:59.780 Everyone.

00:36:00.300 What the fuck?

00:36:01.160 At what point do they just cancel everyone?

00:36:03.000 and just start over yeah we're doing that i think we're here yeah oh is that what's happening okay

00:36:07.720 justin bieber caught some heat bro fucking bieber ansel al gore uh cole sprowse dude

00:36:13.620 cole sprowse bro yeah this so okay so what'd you just say

00:36:17.380 okay so yeah so for the first time uh in in the me too movement i'm seeing uh the accusees

00:36:29.280 fight back yep for the first time there's fully saying this did not happen this is a completely

00:36:36.300 fabricated story and my mind starts racing because

00:36:41.940 say these stories are indeed fabricated

00:36:47.580 this is disgusting this is horrendous

00:36:54.380 coming coming forward with a story that did not happen for whatever reason is wrong on so many

00:37:03.660 levels you have the balance of a a person's entire livelihood their career their life in

00:37:09.140 your hands worse than that it's worse i'm not done yet what you what is even worse

00:37:13.800 is you are now a woman who cried wolf and you've diluted and invalidated the actual victims of

00:37:22.560 sexual assault and rape when you when you use the word rape that is that is a heavy fucking word

00:37:31.480 it's one thing to accuse a person who didn't do it it's an entirely not another thing to

00:37:37.440 invalidate an entire movement of again actual victims do you know how i have no fucking idea

00:37:43.300 i can't even say i can imagine how i can't imagine how traumatic it must be to go through

00:37:50.120 something like that and then after years finally having the courage to speak up and having something

00:37:57.860 dilute your story because of a weird intention from an anonymous get something and ruin someone's

00:38:04.600 because yo yo bieber had receipts right bieber had like specifically his story he had received

00:38:12.240 it was the first it was the first time i saw i saw the celebrity himself not be silent and not let

00:38:18.020 the media control the narrative of what's happening and something tells me

00:38:22.020 justin bieber the biggest celebrity pop star in the world is going to negate a claim like that

00:38:30.960 he's probably got some really good receipts because if god forbid hypothetically he was

00:38:38.540 proved wrong that's a death wish life signed sealed delivered their career life is over

00:38:43.800 and and so i'm even like just shaking right now thinking about it because this is

00:38:49.080 the the me too movement is is um i but the the valid part of the me too movement is is

00:38:57.500 is so important for so many reasons and i think it's definitely uh putting a lot of men in their

00:39:03.520 place and a lot of men who are maybe raised the wrong way and with the wrong morals who who would

00:39:08.620 have done some shit like that given the power that they have yeah i think i think i think it's

00:39:14.160 i think it's so necessary and beneficial but but the the side of it that is it a hundred percent

00:39:19.280 a lie is that it is fucking disgusting dog you know this happened to me do you know this happened

00:39:24.860 i don't i don't know if i've ever told you this story and uh i think evan knows about three four

00:39:32.800 years ago we went to the dwarf world convention it was in uh it was in a small town in canada

00:39:39.320 just mobbing around we went to the mall filmed some content uh there were a couple fans outside

00:39:45.140 of the hotel that we were staying at and um i took a picture and left nothing of it i was with

00:39:52.100 having the whole time evan and his friends it's a day and a half just mobbing around again shooting

00:39:56.900 content having some fun about a week later i get home there's an 18 minute video of this girl

00:40:06.880 who i had never seen in my life completely lying about a very intricate story of how i met up with

00:40:15.360 her at the mall sat down had lunch with her started getting pushy asked for her number and like i

00:40:21.360 forget what the story was i think she says i like shoved her or something like later that night i

00:40:26.760 hotel room i showed it to evan i go do you have you seen this he goes bro what the fuck am i

00:40:32.200 watching dog 18 minutes of a woman lying about something that didn't even didn't i can't even

00:40:40.020 explain how much this didn't happen i don't know who this person is so for the my heart sinks i'm

00:40:45.160 like what the fuck happened here the she wrote beats for a detailed story yeah about the thing

00:40:52.600 with justin bieber like the what was it the whole story that came out was a fan fiction i got raped

00:40:58.420 by oh is that justin bieber was like a fan fiction and then someone pulled no shut up you're serious

00:41:04.140 someone pulled things because i dude i was like justin bieber's getting canceled what's going on

00:41:07.600 so like i looked into it and someone had written a fan fiction called justin bieber raped me or

00:41:12.380 something like that and i think the modern thing that just came out was someone pulled from that

00:41:19.120 story uh that actually that actually makes sense yeah but but i actually i actually before you go

00:41:25.420 i actually i actually commented on this video like in the moment because i was i was completely

00:41:29.640 and utterly uh disgusted yeah offended to say the fucking least absolutely you should be this is

00:41:35.280 again this is wrong for so many reasons so i commented whatever i believe she pulled the

00:41:38.660 video down because it it wasn't starting to get traction and even the comments were fucking

00:41:42.660 toasting so i think beaver said he's taking he's looking into legal action absolutely and and

00:41:49.040 And first and foremost, we on this show, you know, are probably, I'll speak for you guys, supporters of believing women on this kind of stuff.

00:41:57.360 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:57.700 But honestly, like this kind of stuff is terrible, terrible, terrible for the fucking cause, especially because it's really the one cause that exists out there that just the bare accusation is enough to disable your career for the rest of your life.

00:42:18.060 And so people just – women out there need to be sure about what they're doing before they do it and make very, very specific claims and not lie.

00:42:32.800 I mean, once again, I hate to say it, but to the girls out there that are devalidating or invalidating the Me Too movement by creating false claims against famous people, I truly hope that the next time you're playing soccer, there is one of those in-ground sprinkler systems.

00:42:51.760 You plow your foot into it, and it tears a massive cut up between your middle toe and your big toe.

00:42:58.480 And you have to get anywhere from 7 to 12 stitches in it.

00:43:01.460 And every time you wear your shoes

00:43:04.620 It rubs on the top of it

00:43:06.700 And it burns

00:43:07.820 And that burn in between your toes

00:43:10.040 Reminds you for the rest of your life

00:43:11.680 That you have helped to invalidate an honest movement

00:43:13.820 Because that shit's disgusting dude

00:43:16.140 And honestly like yo on the opposite end of it

00:43:18.240 There's a lot of fucked up dudes out there too

00:43:22.040 And I know you guys aren't even saying that there's not

00:43:26.560 And I know I don't even have to say that to the audience

00:43:28.400 No no no hey yo keep this shit going

00:43:29.640 Keep it fucking going

00:43:31.700 Just don't fabricate a story

00:43:34.260 Because of some weird intention

00:43:35.360 The reason I bring up the dude

00:43:38.400 Is because as you know

00:43:40.120 My girlfriend had an aggressive

00:43:42.400 Encounter in the past week

00:43:44.140 With a famous person

00:43:45.940 That has a high profile

00:43:48.720 Girlfriend and it's a major thing

00:43:50.200 I'm not doing it

00:43:52.040 No

00:43:53.300 I'm keeping it general

00:43:55.320 He held her car door closed

00:43:58.020 while she tried to get into her car

00:43:59.220 and wouldn't let her get into the fucking car

00:44:00.600 and she said she was scared

00:44:01.540 and whole fucking thing.

00:44:04.000 He was with his boys too, yeah?

00:44:05.160 Yeah.

00:44:05.480 We're not doing it.

00:44:06.380 No, we're not doing anything else on it.

00:44:08.000 It's just a general story.

00:44:09.500 All I'm saying is girls do better.

00:44:14.200 Girls who have real stories

00:44:15.800 continue doing what you're doing.

00:44:16.760 Girls who are lying,

00:44:17.880 break your foot on a sprinkler.

00:44:19.340 Guys continue to fucking do better.

00:44:21.300 Guys continue to do as good as humanly possible.

00:44:24.120 No, I guess now that's not even enough.

00:44:26.520 That's subhuman.

00:44:27.020 It's the fault of the male

00:44:29.900 with this specific movement, obviously.

00:44:31.580 It's specifically males in power,

00:44:33.640 it's looking like.

00:44:35.260 Males with clout, males with fame, money.

00:44:37.500 Is that what it is? So it's basically like

00:44:39.140 women are

00:44:40.360 afraid to come forward because

00:44:43.160 the guys are in an authoritative state?

00:44:44.880 No, I'm just trying to spend more.

00:44:47.860 The woman puts

00:44:49.120 her entire livelihood, career,

00:44:51.340 life, reputation...

00:44:52.940 I mean, I can't

00:44:55.220 imagine life is the same after you

00:44:57.020 courageously come forward with a very vulnerable story and especially if like and this is this is

00:45:02.320 fucked up too if they're asked to provide details this can't be this can't be a fucking fun it's

00:45:07.660 traumatic relive your traumatic experience this happened in uh at my college when uh we would

00:45:13.720 go into school we first take a course on sexual conduct in college and some of the stories are

00:45:20.040 that it comes down to if it goes to a collegiate court it's mostly he said she said because there's

00:45:24.400 no like deep evidence right unless you do dna tests but it starts as he said she said the man

00:45:30.880 gets accused and it's tough because the details are always blurry and the woman has to dig through

00:45:38.040 deep dark places where she has to again relive her traumatic experience and it sucks it's the

00:45:43.460 it's just get hurt all over again the whole thing is is the fucking worst it's i mean listen this is

00:45:49.380 listen this is this is tricky shit it's tricky shit it's even tough to talk it's hard to talk

00:45:54.080 about because uh i don't know how receptive people are to listen to three like fucking

00:45:58.640 whitewashed young men talk about like some shit like men talk about shit like this but also like

00:46:03.220 i have a fucking opinion about it god strike me down for speaking up and and saying something that

00:46:08.900 uh i i felt could be said on this on this show to to uh i don't know i would i would definitely

00:46:15.860 encourage any woman if they could re if if they could bring this information if they've ever had

00:46:21.820 an incident like this and they could talk about it they should bring it forward like you know i

00:46:26.940 understand there's ramifications on your own on your own side but well that now now that hold

00:46:31.820 hold men accountable we will continue to talk about this until we die hold people accountable

00:46:34.940 for their actions and yes it's dark and horrendous um but there is there is the lee has been what

00:46:42.240 we're getting smoked on that thing he denied it too oh he did as well from what i understand

00:46:48.520 there's there's quite a bit of uh receipts on that one against him right like he actually i don't

00:46:54.600 know i gotta check back i don't know but it's just been it's been wild i mean everybody matt

00:46:58.840 danny masterson from the set that 70s show um and then also there's very there's very question here

00:47:05.880 yeah like we you say like danny master from that 70s so like yes these are like famous people but

00:47:11.000 like what does that matter really at the end of the day well that's the that's the movement sure

00:47:16.260 It's just to say, like, you know, you're a person.

00:47:18.760 It's broader, but the part that's catching the media attention is the people of the media.

00:47:22.900 Because it is the men in power abusing their power.

00:47:25.220 Okay.

00:47:25.760 Or I don't know if it's abusing, but you're just being fucking abusive.

00:47:28.840 Whatever it is, it doesn't matter.

00:47:29.740 Fuck them.

00:47:31.480 Here we are.

00:47:32.600 Yeah.

00:47:33.720 What else is going on?

00:47:35.480 Mixer.

00:47:36.120 Wow.

00:47:36.720 Mixer's down.

00:47:37.700 Are you?

00:47:38.300 Wow.

00:47:38.780 It's done?

00:47:39.380 Yeah, it's over.

00:47:40.340 What happened?

00:47:41.100 They tweeted, right?

00:47:42.960 So Mixer, it was a live streaming platform built to compete with Amazon's Twitch.

00:47:50.120 Esports, yeah.

00:47:51.080 Esports, gaming specifically on Twitch.

00:47:53.260 I believe you could do more on Mixer.

00:47:55.440 But this was a big deal about a year ago.

00:47:58.700 I believe in August they inked a deal with Ninja.

00:48:02.380 If I remember correctly, it was a $100 million deal for –

00:48:06.600 It must have been for a certain amount of time.

00:48:09.800 For sure.

00:48:10.100 For sure.

00:48:11.160 Yeah, Vest, right?

00:48:11.940 Yeah.

00:48:12.200 So, today, I guess, this platform, who not only signed Ninja as one of their gamers, one of their creators, they have a lot of creators.

00:48:24.360 They have a lot of people streaming on the platform.

00:48:26.680 It's big.

00:48:27.340 There's a lot of money behind it.

00:48:28.640 They inked a very large deal with Ninja.

00:48:30.640 Today, they tweeted, we're done.

00:48:31.880 We're merging with Facebook.

00:48:32.900 Mixer's done.

00:48:34.160 We move to Facebook.

00:48:35.340 See you there.

00:48:36.000 In a tweet!

00:48:37.660 In a tweet!

00:48:38.240 In a tweet!

00:48:38.860 there are people making

00:48:41.440 their entire livelihoods off this shit

00:48:43.340 granted I believe and this is what happened with Ninja

00:48:45.420 most of their contracts probably

00:48:47.760 you got paid the amount of time you were there

00:48:49.440 I don't think Mixer went bankrupt but

00:48:51.360 Ninja took 30 million dollars

00:48:53.240 Shroud took 10

00:48:54.080 based on the time that Ninja was streaming

00:48:57.540 on Mixer

00:48:58.060 he made 92,000 dollars a day for about the past

00:49:01.700 year almost

00:49:02.360 92k day

00:49:03.780 solid fucking

00:49:05.700 almost like you in 2017

00:49:07.380 it's a little little lower

00:49:10.320 I'm risking my life

00:49:12.080 bro I'm risking my life in a boxing ring

00:49:14.440 getting paid what

00:49:17.860 a fifth no no not a fucking

00:49:20.560 wait hold on a second no you

00:49:22.480 a six no it's not even a fraction

00:49:24.280 what do you mean risking your life in a boxing ring you're in the

00:49:25.900 you were in the boxing ring for 20 minutes

00:49:27.980 and you got paid like a almost a chunk

00:49:30.180 of what he got paid for the year what the fuck are you talking

00:49:32.340 about you crushed it yeah

00:49:34.080 I'm in the ring for what 18 minutes

00:49:36.000 But Mike, sure, you know, the amount of training and preparation and dedication to the crap.

00:49:40.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:41.140 All right, I'm guessing we both get paid well.

00:49:42.380 We both get paid well.

00:49:43.440 What I'm saying is, there's no...

00:49:45.700 Pay me more money.

00:49:47.040 Yo, did you see what Jorge was talking about?

00:49:49.040 Jorge.

00:49:51.100 They're just not getting paid enough.

00:49:52.960 Everyone's really...

00:49:54.000 Jorge who?

00:49:54.580 Masvidal.

00:49:55.580 Oh, yeah.

00:49:56.260 Oh, bruh.

00:49:57.240 I mean, they're all talking about how MMA fighters are risking their lives and putting on this incredible show.

00:50:02.880 UFC's bringing in a ton of money.

00:50:04.340 Pay him the most.

00:50:04.740 and they're paying the most they're making no money these are modern day gladiators absolutely

00:50:08.980 most not bro not only are they making not a lot of money you're really you're sacrificing a lot

00:50:14.640 a lot of health a lot of health uh there's a lot of health downsides in the face ain't good but

00:50:20.320 anyways back to mixer so check it whoever was in charge of of going forward with mixer you are dumb

00:50:29.820 you're dumb

00:50:31.080 when I read

00:50:33.060 you say like it's one person

00:50:34.940 it's literally like

00:50:36.300 probably an entire brand

00:50:37.700 which is worse

00:50:38.340 which is worse

00:50:39.980 so when I read last year

00:50:42.180 that they paid

00:50:43.120 a hundred million dollars

00:50:43.880 to Ninja

00:50:44.220 to switch to Mixer

00:50:45.540 I was first off

00:50:46.100 Ninja fucking amazing

00:50:47.500 amazing for Ninja

00:50:48.600 it's great

00:50:48.920 great for creators

00:50:50.520 gamers

00:50:50.940 the internet

00:50:51.340 it's awesome

00:50:52.080 but this model

00:50:54.540 time and time again

00:50:55.720 has proven

00:50:56.420 to fail

00:50:57.580 the model where

00:50:59.340 to back popular creators

00:51:02.240 and hope that they'll

00:51:03.860 build an entire platform.

00:51:05.880 I don't know why Mixer didn't work, but I would

00:51:08.000 presume it's something along the lines that people

00:51:09.920 aren't actually on Mixer.

00:51:10.920 The reason is because they failed to

00:51:13.440 pull the streamership

00:51:16.040 that they desired to go up

00:51:18.080 against Twitch.

00:51:19.080 Microsoft had a goal

00:51:22.060 to build up

00:51:23.840 a streamership of

00:51:25.840 2 billion users

00:51:27.280 with some cloud it was it called x cloud or some shit and mixer was supposed to help do that and

00:51:32.500 it didn't happen it didn't happen facebook facebook game i mean listen like when you come

00:51:36.880 in to the point you're making when you come into the race with a product that doesn't have

00:51:43.300 an innovative competitive edge versus the people you're up against who have endless billions of

00:51:50.460 dollars to play with you are going to fail and and the point you're making is influencer is not

00:51:55.720 going to help you succeed historically it's not going to this model has never worked the creators

00:52:01.840 cannot come first your platform must be for the consumer and through that the creators rise the

00:52:09.140 ones that make it to the top they come out of the woodworks it's every single social media but

00:52:13.660 negate me go surely given more time stars would have shown up on mixer no because if they're not

00:52:19.520 pulling an audience why would i go to mixer i could just go on twitch absolutely how to do that

00:52:22.720 because Ninja's there

00:52:24.340 that's cool

00:52:25.100 but bro Twitch

00:52:25.640 I get to look at

00:52:26.720 I can see if they

00:52:27.900 have different tools

00:52:28.400 I don't know the

00:52:28.820 intricacies of

00:52:29.600 Mixer versus Twitch

00:52:30.880 me either

00:52:31.260 all I'm saying is

00:52:31.920 it just doesn't work

00:52:32.720 let me refresh your

00:52:34.020 memory for a second

00:52:34.820 some of these will be

00:52:35.720 content first too

00:52:36.820 featuring creators

00:52:38.020 which still doesn't work

00:52:38.920 yeah

00:52:39.200 Feed

00:52:40.060 what's that

00:52:41.520 oh what

00:52:42.440 exactly

00:52:42.880 Feed is one of them

00:52:44.640 Vessel

00:52:45.240 Vessel is probably

00:52:46.900 the biggest

00:52:47.320 I don't know that

00:52:47.900 Comcast Watchable

00:52:49.220 I do remember that one

00:52:50.920 sold the show to them

00:52:51.420 yep

00:52:51.760 black pills don't know that nope verizon go 90 come on 150 million i heard about it you had

00:52:59.000 with that here we go i sold shows to two of them right because i mean they offer you a big paycheck

00:53:03.880 yeah and at the time i didn't really care about how many people watch it i was like i get to make

00:53:08.160 a fun show i'm making a lot of money um but it was really hard to convert an audience it it just

00:53:15.140 it just is

00:53:16.400 for whatever reason and I remember

00:53:19.160 I was at dinner at SDK

00:53:20.840 with the Verizon Go 90 team, head of marketing

00:53:23.200 he's telling me this idea

00:53:25.140 and I'm sitting, we inked our contract

00:53:26.840 and I'm sitting there and he's telling me how

00:53:28.740 it's going to work and be the best

00:53:30.040 I'm like, mind you, I'm 20 years old

00:53:32.240 I'm like, dude, this is not going to

00:53:34.720 I wish I could have said, this is not going to work

00:53:36.560 unfortunately, is there any way you can give me

00:53:38.480 the $100 million they're going to use to market this app

00:53:40.900 and

00:53:41.820 they didn't

00:53:44.380 You know, but but it's I'm fascinated that these companies are still just fucking flinging money at creators and crossing their fingers, hoping that they buck the trend that this creator first model works.

00:53:59.460 And it's and it's so it feels so horrible to be sitting here with a fellow YouTube creator telling these people who are building platforms, please don't write us a check because it's not going to fucking work.

00:54:11.100 i want the fucking check i want the check but i'm telling you it's this is coming from someone who

00:54:16.960 has sat ground floor on a lot of these new la startups and they come to me and they say yo you

00:54:23.400 know every fucking influencer in the world go and go and create a program around them to help us

00:54:28.480 build this and i i always try to level set their expectations yo listen to me even if you put

00:54:33.880 mcbroom dobrik logan everybody on it to move a product a consumer product some sort of package

00:54:41.980 good a t-shirt a charity something like that fine so many users to site will trickle down to a

00:54:48.300 certain level of conversion you'll move the product if you get the right amount of traffic

00:54:51.340 and viewership to upstart a new platform which is the equivalent of a new world versus a product

00:54:59.340 being a small city it doesn't work it does it just it's the hardest it is the hardest thing

00:55:05.300 in the world to do it has not been done successfully yet i am excited to see what

00:55:10.720 happens with quibi quibi i mean i mean they're not they're not solely reliant 1.5 billion on

00:55:18.980 quibi right but they're not solely reliant on um uh influencer because they have a slightly

00:55:24.580 different model which is it's content for its original content first which okay gives them a

00:55:28.480 still historically has not worked right if you remember netflix netflix did not do original

00:55:33.960 content they sent you dvds and movies at first every day hbo whatever hbo started making original

00:55:38.480 content correct i don't think so right off the bat at first h home box office hbo and it's

00:55:42.600 original shape was just a place to see the newest movies right yeah that first then through uh again

00:55:48.940 the woodworks comes the original content if quibi can get can secure their game of thrones

00:55:53.980 house of cards stranger things i think they're my the problem is it's a short form model what what

00:56:02.820 is again historically i look at models i'm working with don't what has been the game of thrones of a

00:56:08.100 short form episodic series that are like what 47 minutes no no that's not no what logan paul vlogs

00:56:13.460 what what what is uh why why is that no like four to seven minutes like it's the closest thing i

00:56:21.860 I mean, who else is totally different?

00:56:23.240 How much are you going to relate to and empathize and connect with the character in four to seven minutes?

00:56:29.040 As far as like long, long format storytelling?

00:56:32.920 Zero.

00:56:33.240 Wait, hold on.

00:56:33.940 That's kind of ironic because that's exactly what I do.

00:56:35.760 Well, no, but hold on a second.

00:56:37.020 Yeah, but there's a lot more.

00:56:37.960 No, stop.

00:56:40.340 There's a lot more to you.

00:56:41.740 And first and foremost, the character that people fell in love with you were 22-minute vlogs.

00:56:47.360 You know what I'm saying?

00:56:47.820 You weren't a four to seven-minute vlog creator from the beginning.

00:56:49.920 and also they see you on twitter they see you on instagram they see you boxing they see you on the

00:56:54.400 podcast like there's a lot going on here so the four to four minute vlogs are just one piece of

00:56:58.540 it my only curiosity is there's more of a learning here than to just simply say that it doesn't work

00:57:03.880 because when you look at hbo's model to simply show already established programming to build

00:57:13.120 their base the top movies isn't that technically that is the same thing that mixer and other

00:57:21.220 platforms are doing they're taking already established movies things that you're aka ninja

00:57:26.200 and is streaming so although although you're speaking about the vertical that is entertainment

00:57:30.940 those are two different types of entertainment digital versus 100 and that's where the line

00:57:35.020 that's where people need to figure it out but but i mean it's crazy because every time you've seen

00:57:38.880 someone try it all the way to music title didn't work like every time i know you use title but

00:57:45.920 it's great it's got the highest i know but it's got the highest quality mastered stuff i like i

00:57:50.240 like high quality music and it's like in its most purest form i do know that yeah i think you're one

00:57:54.740 of a few couple few million people and that's fine is something about like all you know rising

00:58:00.180 tide raises all ships you know i bet it's not fine for jay-z no the investors in title jay-z don't

00:58:05.220 He doesn't give a fuck.

00:58:06.000 He's married to Beyonce.

00:58:06.700 He won still no matter what.

00:58:08.080 If you invest in a title, I don't know.

00:58:10.300 Something tells me you're not getting your money back.

00:58:13.100 I could be wrong.

00:58:13.900 I don't fucking know.

00:58:14.520 But it's fascinating.

00:58:16.400 So, I mean, I also want to give a quick shout out to Ninja.

00:58:20.540 First off, I mean, shit, you played the suits, my guy.

00:58:23.940 That was the greatest heist I've ever seen.

00:58:28.020 And I'm saying this facetiously because it wasn't a heist.

00:58:29.920 And here's my shout out.

00:58:31.120 The dude genuinely loved his audience

00:58:34.200 And they loved him enough

00:58:35.360 Where he felt confident

00:58:36.380 He could honestly jump an entire

00:58:40.600 Jump to an entirely different platform

00:58:42.840 Bring them all with him

00:58:43.760 When it happened to not work out

00:58:45.320 Because I can guarantee you

00:58:46.200 It wasn't a part of Ninja's plan

00:58:47.600 For Mixer to collapse via tweet

00:58:49.640 He goes, I love my audience

00:58:51.720 I'm going to figure out what I do next

00:58:52.780 We're going together

00:58:53.800 It's a cool genuine relationship

00:58:57.360 Between a creator and fan that I like

00:58:59.060 that i don't i i know a lot of creators don't don't really have i'm also curious too as to

00:59:04.480 is is the the failure shit i hate to say this but is the failure indicative of a a lowered

00:59:16.260 engagement rate and desire to watch ninja at least a little bit so so he's not the only one

00:59:23.820 got it got it but there's another kid shroud who's apparently pretty good but like for example

00:59:28.500 if they had done the deal with tfue who was kind of the the successor of ninja and became the the

00:59:36.740 more engaged on the platform hundreds of thousands more likes on his you know his engagement rant

00:59:41.900 instagram's hires against you know like all of those ancillary platforms or by the way whoever's

00:59:47.240 after him now comes up a conversation of our companies over investing in legacy stars and

00:59:55.280 under-investing and rising talent now that's a big combo and we've seen that shift in the in the ad

01:00:00.340 in the ad space a hundred percent you go from micro to a fuckload of sorry you go from macro

01:00:05.260 influencer to sponsor your product company to a shitload of micro influencers and it looks like

01:00:10.640 that depending on who you pick is more successful because of the engagement fashion nova yeah

01:00:14.620 fashion nova does that's that's their model yeah and it's and it's a good question my answer would

01:00:18.800 still be no yeah it'll just it'll just be interesting to see you know what happens where

01:00:26.060 he goes next it's gonna it's gonna be fun i like i like watching uh i like because i really respect

01:00:31.440 respect him as as a creator like a full a 360 degree personality entertainer creator and it's

01:00:37.340 been cool to see him uh just evolve turner don't like him so they got they want to fight yeah

01:00:43.400 I like to see that

01:00:45.440 One person that's not

01:00:47.020 Failing

01:00:48.100 It seems

01:00:49.740 Is

01:00:50.340 What's his name

01:00:51.600 Seven

01:00:52.280 Seven nine

01:00:53.060 Six

01:00:54.120 Six nine

01:00:54.600 Six nine

01:00:55.200 He got a number one billboard

01:00:58.020 I saw that

01:00:58.780 With

01:00:59.180 Number one

01:00:59.960 Trolls with a Z

01:01:01.060 That was Nicki Minaj right

01:01:03.220 Yeah she had this to say on Twitter

01:01:04.600 An audio note

01:01:05.420 Here we go

01:01:06.280 You just pull it up

01:01:12.100 That's what she said

01:01:13.220 That's pretty good

01:01:13.760 She's totally turned into the Wicked Witch on the West

01:01:17.200 She's trolling

01:01:19.220 What do you guys think?

01:01:22.780 I mean her

01:01:23.260 Her verse was good

01:01:25.020 I think Nicki's been one of the best female

01:01:27.260 I don't give a fuck about Nicki

01:01:29.280 I'm gonna ask you about Nicki

01:01:30.340 I'm talking about 6ix9ine

01:01:31.620 I know I'm not the only one

01:01:35.220 I say this

01:01:35.860 Loki stopped watching his videos

01:01:37.920 Talking about how he's gonna prove everyone wrong

01:01:40.680 And like fuck the haters

01:01:41.360 I don't

01:01:42.380 I just scroll past

01:01:42.980 his pictures anymore

01:01:43.620 I don't really care

01:01:44.160 I see the rainbow

01:01:45.060 I'm like

01:01:45.500 this is

01:01:46.280 it'll fizz a lot

01:01:49.280 and even if it doesn't

01:01:50.680 bro

01:01:50.880 imagine living

01:01:51.600 like bro

01:01:52.280 he shoots his music videos

01:01:53.140 in his garage

01:01:53.660 oh no

01:01:54.640 I don't hope anything

01:01:55.600 I don't hope

01:01:56.300 you know

01:01:56.680 it's just not much

01:01:58.120 of a life bro

01:01:58.640 you have all this

01:02:00.060 success

01:02:01.000 and mega fame

01:02:02.280 and you don't get

01:02:03.440 to reap the benefits

01:02:04.100 of it besides

01:02:04.480 buying a couple cars

01:02:05.180 putting them in your driveway

01:02:05.860 and not being able

01:02:06.360 to go anywhere

01:02:06.720 what are we doing here

01:02:07.440 it's another one

01:02:08.860 that's going to be

01:02:09.200 interesting to see

01:02:09.720 a lot of people

01:02:10.140 are saying

01:02:10.420 I wonder what

01:02:10.780 the second week numbers look like because it's one of those situations where it's like you have

01:02:14.600 to watch so hype it's so hype involved yeah yeah like everybody people are like there's people out

01:02:20.100 there that are saying you know like oh i listened to that song because it's a uh i listened to the

01:02:24.840 new six nine trolls song because that's a good song that's a banger no no it's not me here's how

01:02:31.000 i look at it hold on no it's not you're lying you didn't listen to it because of that you listened

01:02:35.460 to it because everybody else was listening to it you thought it would be cool to listen to it

01:02:39.260 there's no way you're listening to that song and saying to yourself yo i fuck with this song

01:02:43.460 that's not humanly possible that's not humanly possible billboard would tell you otherwise no

01:02:50.060 but it's hype it's hype it's like it's like um there's got to be driving down a highway and

01:02:56.520 there's a car crash and no matter what everyone stops and turns their head to look at the car

01:03:00.540 crash perfect you're not watching it because uh that's the that's a dope car crash and it's gonna

01:03:07.160 and you want to bump it.

01:03:08.000 No, you just can't look away.

01:03:09.140 You just, you stop because everybody else is stopping.

01:03:12.360 Y'all, 6ix9ine stands are musical rubberneckers.

01:03:16.520 They're musical rubberneckers.

01:03:18.120 They're so interested in the fact

01:03:19.800 that everybody should be listening to it

01:03:22.020 that they take their cameras out

01:03:24.020 and shout Worldstar when his new video drops.

01:03:26.480 You know what I'm saying?

01:03:27.080 Like, there's no way.

01:03:28.860 And call me, I said it before,

01:03:30.580 call me Boomer, okay, Boomer, old man.

01:03:34.060 Yo, that dude listens to Jay-Z.

01:03:36.160 Say whatever you want.

01:03:37.160 But at the end of the day

01:03:39.100 You know deep down in your heart

01:03:40.820 There's no way you're listening to that shit

01:03:42.180 Because you're like

01:03:42.580 Yo this is a hot song

01:03:43.580 Are you fucking kidding me?

01:03:45.480 There are some people who did

01:03:47.200 Bro I know a couple girls

01:03:48.460 Who shake their ass to Gooba

01:03:49.860 I know a couple girls

01:03:51.180 That shake their ass to the song

01:03:53.220 The washing machine makes

01:03:54.620 When your clothes are done

01:03:55.540 No you don't

01:03:56.620 No you do not

01:03:59.680 I would like to meet those women

01:04:01.500 They do it

01:04:02.560 They do it

01:04:03.280 The fact that they twerk to that song

01:04:05.000 Is not indicative of that being

01:04:06.840 a quality song.

01:04:07.560 I don't know.

01:04:07.920 You might get that shit.

01:04:09.780 I agree with you.

01:04:11.140 I see girls twerk

01:04:13.000 to Conway Twitty.

01:04:14.100 But sometimes

01:04:14.700 these 6ix9ine songs,

01:04:16.640 he's just like screaming.

01:04:19.100 Oh, yo,

01:04:19.800 let's make our

01:04:20.260 screaming ASMR channel.

01:04:22.040 We're doing it.

01:04:23.340 We're going to make an ASMR,

01:04:24.660 but it's actually

01:04:25.100 just like pain SMR

01:04:26.680 where he just yells

01:04:27.900 things as loud as he can.

01:04:29.300 Let me just turn the volume down.

01:04:31.040 I think it'd be hilarious.

01:04:32.180 You're yelling full blast.

01:04:35.480 The one thing

01:04:35.860 it has to do

01:04:36.640 And this is the only thing I like about it, I think is, and I hate to make the comparison again, but if you sit back, remove your bias from it, 6ix9ine and Trump are not that fucking far off from each other in the way they activate.

01:04:49.860 this is not talking shit about either of them

01:04:51.820 it's just a fucking observation

01:04:53.900 and the one positive that comes out

01:04:56.100 of it is if you're watching

01:04:57.880 this and you're a fucking white kid

01:05:00.040 in Saskatchewan Canada or you're

01:05:01.920 a black kid in East LA or you're

01:05:04.060 you know

01:05:04.740 a little 13 year old girl

01:05:07.580 you can be the next

01:05:09.880 biggest rapper in the world you can

01:05:11.880 be the president of the United

01:05:13.880 States of America

01:05:15.580 you could do anything you want

01:05:18.140 if you could just get enough people to watch your shit anything now am i saying that that's good

01:05:24.760 no what but what i'm saying is just know that if you're watching this show right now there has

01:05:31.180 never been a time in history yeah where you could quite literally do anything you want with no

01:05:36.980 credentials no qualifications and no fucking skill whatsoever and and which is one of the reasons why

01:05:43.920 and I'm going to announce it on the show right now

01:05:45.980 I am going to record

01:05:48.200 a hip hop album over the next week

01:05:49.680 and I'm going to be dropping it

01:05:53.360 and it's going to be fucking hard

01:05:55.980 if you're doing that

01:05:58.320 that's good

01:05:59.600 and cool and fun

01:06:01.200 now I was starting to think

01:06:04.240 I don't want to get crazy political

01:06:06.080 but I was starting to think about

01:06:07.920 who's running for president

01:06:09.420 it'll be Trump and Biden

01:06:10.600 presumably

01:06:11.880 surely there's like

01:06:14.400 Dwayne

01:06:16.220 Dwayne The Rock Johnson

01:06:17.260 step up running as independent

01:06:20.320 you'll win

01:06:21.040 dude people don't want to be president

01:06:25.040 so that's where I'm going with this

01:06:27.440 someone has to step up

01:06:29.380 so I'm too young

01:06:31.260 I gotta be 35

01:06:33.360 I gotta be 35

01:06:35.000 and to be honest with you

01:06:35.920 I can't run a country and I can barely run a fucking podcast

01:06:38.800 but no no but fuck that

01:06:40.320 No, that's what I just said to the camera.

01:06:42.260 The fact that you're too young is the only problem.

01:06:46.380 If you're old enough, I'm going to say another blunt statement.

01:06:50.380 My thought right now, and I believe a lot of Americans would echo this statement, is that the less qualified you are for a position, the higher the likelihood you're going to get it.

01:07:00.320 Okay, wait.

01:07:00.860 Hear me out.

01:07:01.240 I have a crazy idea.

01:07:02.460 Go.

01:07:02.720 How old are you?

01:07:05.040 35.

01:07:06.400 Do you happen to know what the presidential cutoff age is?

01:07:09.240 35.

01:07:09.560 35.

01:07:10.020 Yeah.

01:07:10.320 of course i know that because i've studied politics do it for america so you run for

01:07:16.920 president logan will be your vice president i'm looking at minimum age of vice president right

01:07:20.800 now i don't think it should matter we could do this oh yeah yep vice president minimum age

01:07:25.100 says you're 35 fuck well just let's just fix your birth certificate no no no hold on a second time's

01:07:30.460 not real no i think you're on to something here can we i i want to see how what about

01:07:33.840 chief of staff cabinet member i want to see how high we can get you up the poll and i think we

01:07:38.620 do do this and i think we do a right end because and here's here's your running mate here's where

01:07:42.120 i'm really gonna fuck everybody up and they're gonna hate to hear this i won't i won't be able

01:07:47.420 to be the main pick of the the republican primary but i'm gonna run as a republican

01:07:50.900 i'm gonna run as you're not gonna paint me as a fucking liberal i'm i'm running as a fucking

01:07:56.260 republican i'm gonna do common sense laws across the board i'm gonna be i'm gonna protect your

01:08:01.000 amendments i could serve in the house all right 25 years old minimum i could serve in the house

01:08:06.820 Not the Senate, but that's a big lease.

01:08:09.000 Start off in the minor leagues.

01:08:10.460 I'm canceling the rap album as of right now.

01:08:13.860 And I'm sorry to all the people out there.

01:08:15.940 Where's my cut?

01:08:16.860 Where's my pay, dude?

01:08:18.580 Come on.

01:08:19.260 We signed the deal.

01:08:20.140 We signed the deal, Mike.

01:08:21.380 I already got a hit song out.

01:08:24.800 Flat Boy.

01:08:25.260 Everybody remembers Flat Boy.

01:08:26.440 Me and Logan crushed it with Flat Boys.

01:08:28.320 They're at this flat.

01:08:28.980 One of the biggest classics in YouTube history.

01:08:31.000 You crushed it with that song.

01:08:32.700 Incredible.

01:08:33.360 I don't know.

01:08:34.180 I also made it and recorded it.

01:08:35.840 We recorded it.

01:08:36.520 And made up the dance and all that stuff.

01:08:38.340 Yeah, whatever.

01:08:39.040 But, yo, I'm ready to go out there and be the Republicans' choice for the 2020 election.

01:08:47.380 And I understand that Trump already has the primary nod.

01:08:49.540 He's the incumbent.

01:08:51.560 See, I know that word.

01:08:52.400 I know that word.

01:08:54.680 I have another idea.

01:08:56.100 You should add Portnoy to your team.

01:08:57.700 Wow.

01:08:58.360 It's game over.

01:08:59.120 Portnoy, it might be buying the Mets.

01:09:01.360 There's some noise on the internet right now.

01:09:02.940 Yeah.

01:09:03.240 You can't be president, Mike.

01:09:04.640 Why not?

01:09:05.000 You're a felon.

01:09:05.840 Oh, fuck.

01:09:07.040 Oh, Dave just threw a wrench in the system.

01:09:10.720 So what you've actually just done, Dave, is destroyed America.

01:09:14.760 Which we knew you would do.

01:09:15.960 You fucking German.

01:09:17.620 We did it on purpose.

01:09:19.540 We've been holding that back since World War II, dude.

01:09:22.120 I mean, David, all right, if you're watching this

01:09:25.460 and you somehow, for some reason, are watching this show

01:09:28.240 and know so much about the legalities,

01:09:30.980 if I get that partined, which I'm working on, in time,

01:09:34.720 jake paul is walking into the house right now yeah with my mom everything else stops i look out my

01:09:40.540 my left i knew she was coming i didn't i didn't i'm excited though because he's my brother and

01:09:46.100 i love him pam's yeah let's pay him in there well do i i mean do we invite them on maybe maybe i'll

01:09:53.220 have him wave and then we end the show huh let me just to say hi just to say hello if i get it

01:09:58.940 parted can i run as president that's my question i think so but only the president can pardon it

01:10:04.000 No, no, no, no.

01:10:04.820 The Connecticut State Pardons Board can pardon it.

01:10:07.020 And I've been 12 years crime-free.

01:10:09.160 Nice.

01:10:09.680 By the way, also, another anniversary.

01:10:11.120 10 years off opiates, off heroin.

01:10:14.660 That's pretty awesome.

01:10:15.300 That just happened.

01:10:16.000 June 23rd.

01:10:17.320 Tomorrow, Mike.

01:10:18.140 Wow.

01:10:18.780 When this episode comes out, assuming I don't have some massive fall from grace right after

01:10:23.880 this show where I go smoke crack, which ain't going to happen, hopefully.

01:10:27.580 I should be celebrating my 10-year anniversary.

01:10:31.160 Mike, three years ago.

01:10:33.240 What?

01:10:33.820 What?

01:10:34.000 What's wrong with them?

01:10:36.420 It's a 10 year anniversary

01:10:37.760 10 year anniversary, 20 seconds of lights?

01:10:40.340 I don't think so

01:10:40.900 10 year anniversary, 10 seconds of light

01:10:43.160 Danny, thank you for that

01:10:44.940 I'm sorry that that had to happen to you

01:10:46.560 Logan's a little on edge

01:10:47.400 We have viewers

01:10:48.940 Congratulations, you know what I got for you?

01:10:53.880 A shrimp

01:10:54.480 There they are

01:10:57.040 Hey

01:10:58.020 Look who it is

01:11:00.780 David

01:11:02.040 Well, it's his first day

01:11:04.900 Look who it is

01:11:07.560 Hi, Pam

01:11:08.200 She just came in from Ohio

01:11:09.620 I haven't seen her in, what, years now, right, Mom?

01:11:12.100 You smell just like your house, Pam

01:11:13.760 I do?

01:11:15.060 What does my house smell like?

01:11:16.680 You

01:11:16.880 You smell just like your house

01:11:18.640 It's a familiar memory

01:11:19.840 That's probably a weird sentence

01:11:21.360 Wait, what do I smell like?

01:11:23.000 You smell like you

01:11:23.780 I just remember what you smell like

01:11:25.340 Hold on, if I didn't reach out for the hug

01:11:27.120 Would you have given me one?

01:11:27.660 I totally would have

01:11:28.380 Pam's a nurse

01:11:29.620 Am I still hugging in Ohio?

01:11:32.380 Yeah.

01:11:32.760 Shaking hands?

01:11:33.460 We're not really, but...

01:11:34.920 I'll make an exception.

01:11:36.460 We're wrapping up right now.

01:11:38.020 Thank you guys for watching Impulse,

01:11:39.320 the number one podcast in the world.

01:11:40.220 That's facts.

01:11:41.300 Sorry for the slow start, man.

01:11:42.620 I can't be doing the...

01:11:43.780 I feel like by the end of the episode,

01:11:45.720 we had pulled it together quite...

01:11:47.940 About halfway through.

01:11:49.300 If you're watching the end of the episode,

01:11:52.400 go back and unwatch the first half.

01:11:54.520 Yeah.

01:11:55.100 Good show.

01:11:55.660 Definitely.

01:11:56.140 Good show.

01:11:56.640 All right, peace.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 23, 2020

E195 Logan Paul’s Message To Ninja - IMPAULSIVE EP. 195

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