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00:02:11.860 The irony in the situation about the people who are getting canceled.

00:02:16.340 Yo, if you're going to cancel someone, heed this warning.

00:02:20.200 If you're going to cancel someone, you better make damn sure you've never made a mistake in your life.

00:02:27.860 life when you point one finger three point back

00:02:31.940 we love his toys we love when it's time for him are we rolling should we start the podcast that

00:02:44.240 we are on now impulsive here it is welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world

00:02:48.940 we should start one of the podcasts with three two one i'd rather have someone do that behind

00:02:59.300 the camera where only we see they go they go and then the one is silent like three two that's what

00:03:07.660 they do when uh when you're first on your on talk shows on traditional media right so when you're

00:03:12.640 first when you do your news clip like on fox business they did that and your heart starts

00:03:16.500 racing a little bit because it's go time right you see in the movies they go five four and then 0.95

00:03:20.620 they start pointing and shit what the second that would happen i would start sweating that's why

00:03:25.280 that's why that part is tricky they always when people are always like yo like we're gonna get 0.94

00:03:29.120 you on a show for your book or for this or whatever i'm just like yo is there any way i

00:03:31.940 could just like send you a pre-recorded clip of it is that like cool i've gotten better but i still

00:03:38.220 for some reason that that nervousness it's a scary thing it happens to people all the time

00:03:43.260 especially when some guys point at it, you don't even know

00:03:45.660 and it's like your moment, millions of eyes are watching you

00:03:47.800 so if you're ever going to go on a talk show, just be prepared

00:03:49.940 that moment is a big one, prepare for it mentally

00:03:51.680 have you guys seen Incredibles 2 lately?

00:03:55.440 when did that come out?

00:03:56.340 back in 14?

00:03:57.380 no, that was Incredibles 1

00:03:59.640 Incredibles 2 is recent

00:04:00.600 yeah, remember they did Incredibles

00:04:02.440 one of the best animated superhero movies of all time

00:04:05.060 I'm watching you stick your gum under the desk

00:04:07.340 so hopefully the world is too

00:04:08.960 can we get that? 0.88

00:04:10.860 it's got to be disgusting over there

00:04:12.180 Bro there's so much

00:04:13.100 It's literally a glob

00:04:14.600 It's three dimensional

00:04:15.980 It comes down like this

00:04:17.160 Mountainous ravines

00:04:18.100 He's formed ravines

00:04:19.360 The Mariana Trench

00:04:20.440 Is under that desk

00:04:21.440 Via a gum

00:04:22.300 I'm gonna auction it all off

00:04:23.620 For charity

00:04:24.800 Let's scrape it all off

00:04:26.060 How much do you think

00:04:26.940 You're realistically gonna make

00:04:27.820 From that

00:04:28.100 15 bucks

00:04:28.980 Incredible

00:04:29.620 Wait yo for a vlog

00:04:30.880 I'm not even kidding

00:04:32.420 I'm gonna do this

00:04:32.860 After this podcast

00:04:33.500 Just strictly for content

00:04:34.940 I'm gonna scrape it all off

00:04:36.380 And then give someone

00:04:37.320 In the house like

00:04:37.940 Like 5k

00:04:39.400 To start chewing on it

00:04:40.260 For a minute

00:04:40.660 Nope

00:04:42.160 someone would do it 1.00

00:04:44.180 I bet David the German 1.00

00:04:45.120 would do it 1.00

00:04:45.300 he'd probably do it

00:04:46.320 but yeah Incredibles

00:04:47.160 remember the first one

00:04:48.200 and then they made us wait

00:04:49.100 a decade plus

00:04:50.240 yeah so we could grow up

00:04:51.260 with them

00:04:51.680 is that

00:04:52.300 but they stayed the same age

00:04:53.580 oh what did that happen

00:04:54.480 that was Monsters Inc

00:04:55.280 that was Monsters Inc

00:04:55.980 because yeah Incredibles

00:04:57.120 literally picked off

00:04:57.980 right where it left off

00:04:58.900 no one aged

00:04:59.480 but I watched Incredibles 2

00:05:00.800 over the weekend at the ranch

00:05:01.620 with Josie

00:05:02.180 and this movie's amazing

00:05:04.280 and it got me so excited

00:05:06.060 for Incredibles 3

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00:05:09.240 Jack Jack the baby

00:05:10.740 now I know

00:05:12.260 this is a weird way

00:05:13.240 to open a podcast

00:05:13.660 this has nothing to do with it

00:05:15.100 it's just

00:05:15.440 I'm so excited

00:05:17.000 about my animated films

00:05:18.240 and I want to see

00:05:20.020 Jack Jack

00:05:20.520 as an adult

00:05:21.200 he's a polymorph

00:05:22.480 he has 17 plus powers

00:05:23.920 he can do everything

00:05:24.520 everything

00:05:25.020 so imagine

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00:05:28.260 Mike Sage 0.99

00:05:28.980 like cusp of death type shit 1.00

00:05:31.000 un-fucking real 0.99

00:05:31.600 and then 0.95

00:05:32.140 we get Incredibles 3

00:05:33.700 and Jack Jack

00:05:34.860 is the main guy

00:05:35.480 and he's a teenager 0.99

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00:05:36.920 it'd be cool 0.99

00:05:37.700 anyways

00:05:38.640 yeah we had a

00:05:40.280 split up weekend we were all it was pretty divided here in the maverick house but a lot went down

00:05:44.140 oh oh a lot of people got canceled a lot went down before people even got canceled a lot of

00:05:48.980 stuff happened here at the house but i'm sure we're not talking about that no i mean i mean i

00:05:53.660 mean well what no yeah like a lot of people got canceled and so yeah what was that no i don't

00:06:00.320 know it just it's it's weird tumultuous times uh coronavirus looks like it's coming back just like

00:06:06.420 we had predicted because of the protests especially here in LA except I'm I'm I'm wondering maybe

00:06:11.120 someone has this stat uh cases are spiking but what's the fatality rate like what are I just

00:06:17.540 saw something today about San Diego 437 new cases one death so so we're getting better at treating

00:06:24.540 it I would hope so I don't know so there was a new stat that came out today about uh mortality rate

00:06:30.780 that um that corinna copf actually tweeted and then she deleted it but basically it was

00:06:36.720 um with with some new statistic added in that the cross age and like cross demographic death rate

00:06:45.740 is for corona is actually 0.5 so that is your that is your chance of dying as a result of

00:06:50.800 coronavirus now the the most important thing is 0.5 of people dying is it it's a it's a lot of

00:07:00.200 people and do you want to be one of those 0.5% absolutely absolutely not even more importantly

00:07:05.120 than that what if someone told you we could get back to life and still spare those 0.5 percentage 1.00

00:07:12.580 by by simply not being a Karen and wearing the fucking mask wow just wear the motherfucking 1.00

00:07:18.880 mask bro like we for the past few days we've seen these videos and I'm sure you're gonna get into 1.00

00:07:23.360 this about these I'm trying to think of a way to say uh politely stupid fucking bitches 1.00

00:07:29.340 going into these grocery stores 1.00

00:07:32.040 and going on tirades.

00:07:34.480 They're doing it for fun, man.

00:07:35.680 They just want to be heard and seen and yell at someone.

00:07:38.260 Is that why, though?

00:07:39.240 They have to.

00:07:40.600 It has to be such a subconscious thought.

00:07:42.380 I hope someone stops me

00:07:44.960 so I can give my peace of mind on them.

00:07:46.780 They have to want to just yell. 1.00

00:07:47.800 I saw a woman throwing her groceries out one by one. 1.00

00:07:52.280 Steaks, chicken. 1.00

00:07:53.000 Because the manager kicked her out 1.00

00:07:54.380 because she didn't have a mask on.

00:07:55.960 What do you think the real reason is? 0.87

00:07:57.460 I don't want her business. 0.64

00:07:58.160 What do you think the real reason is?

00:07:59.660 I think these are angry people.

00:08:01.400 Because my question is this.

00:08:03.040 And I was going to tweet this.

00:08:04.200 Do Karens know that they're Karens before they have their Karen moment? 1.00

00:08:07.980 Like, do they know, like, hey, I'm a bitch. 1.00

00:08:10.180 And that's just me. 0.99

00:08:11.520 And I'm especially bitchy in public in front of people when people are recording. 0.99

00:08:15.800 And then they morph into this Karen?

00:08:17.860 Or is it like we all have moments, you know, when we get especially angry.

00:08:21.340 Or maybe we're extra sad.

00:08:22.920 Whatever it is.

00:08:23.480 And an extreme version of ourself comes out.

00:08:26.200 Does that happen?

00:08:27.200 like they see red and does does karen go home watch the video and she's like oh well i don't

00:08:33.120 remember what happened i blacked out i walked into trader joe's and how do they not know this

00:08:37.420 is gonna happen the question i'm asking is why right so you so i've walked into a grocery store

00:08:44.980 i've i've started to load up my groceries and then there have been one or two times where i

00:08:50.080 realize holy shit i don't have my mask it's not muscle memory for me yet there's a lot of times

00:08:54.600 happens to me all the time but i'm getting close but still i've had those slip-ups and the person 0.94

00:08:58.740 comes in and says uh excuse me sir you have to have a mask on i literally beeline out of the

00:09:02.380 store i do not want to be the reason that someone's grandma grandma olive is about to 0.96

00:09:08.460 celebrate her 92nd birthday drops fucking that i don't want to be the reason and so what is the 0.96

00:09:13.140 difference between these people and people like us who just simply say okay wow this is for the 0.99

00:09:18.000 greater good i think and i hate to do it we've had a certain side politically that has said that

00:09:25.360 this is a hoax now this is not me fucking being biased this is a god's honest truthhood that there 0.65

00:09:32.460 are certain uh um governors who want to go or mayors that want to go on stage and say i can't 0.91

00:09:39.000 breathe i can't breathe and then they take the mask off and they throw it on the ground and they

00:09:43.260 do with that uh what's his do who's the oh at bass yeah they do like oh my god he's great like

00:09:48.740 that bro when you downplay the seriousness of a massive pandemic like this you're gonna have

00:09:56.240 people who listen to what you say i'm not being biased i'm just saying there's going to be people

00:10:00.120 who listen when you say that it's a hoax that it's not as serious as as you as some are making

00:10:04.820 it seem it's it's very serious and and when people start doing this all you can really do is just

00:10:10.440 look at it would you just look at it other than that i think it could be just pure resistance to

00:10:15.120 change you know lots of it's scary for a lot of people to all of a sudden add something new to

00:10:19.280 their lives and realize that they have to make a change you would be lying if you said that putting

00:10:24.620 on a mask wasn't even in the slightest bit frustrating oh it's not i'm just saying for

00:10:28.600 some people one i'm saying in general that it is or it is it is it's frustrating it's an inconvenience

00:10:33.980 we forget sometimes again it's not my muscle memory but yo i'm not the dude to argue because 0.98

00:10:38.640 it's very easy for me to take a fucking 0.99

00:10:40.740 sheet out of my pocket and put it over my mouth 0.99

00:10:42.680 why I don't understand like you don't

00:10:44.700 need to get frustrated Karen's are not good at frustration 0.80

00:10:46.900 management that's what it comes down to

00:10:48.600 they are angry people I just said it

00:10:50.600 they're looking for that reason 0.96

00:10:52.460 to snap they're the moms at the soccer game 1.00

00:10:54.540 who ring their cowbell a little louder than 1.00

00:10:56.500 everyone else because they're fucking pissed 1.00

00:10:58.320 shut the fuck up Karen put on your 1.00

00:11:00.480 mask and stop throwing groceries you cunt 1.00

00:11:02.580 the majority the majority of 1.00

00:11:06.520 them though the platform they fall

00:11:08.440 back on and the argument i've been hearing from them is you don't have the right you don't have

00:11:16.400 the right to tell me and so and so like no but you're wrong you no no no maybe no no no no not

00:11:24.540 maybe no i don't think your hypothesis karen no if you are in a private establishment yes yes a

00:11:29.900 grocery store i am i do have the right to tell you that in order for us to continue running as

00:11:34.500 business because the state is mandating masks in some states i need you to cover up and bro i know

00:11:41.140 some people personally that are that refuse to wear a mask like i'm telling you refuse to wear

00:11:45.700 a mask that if the mask mandate so in some parts of uh california just got reinstated yep that are

00:11:54.520 saying i'm about i'll fake a medical can i'll say i have a medical condition that i can't wear a

00:11:59.280 with the cards the fake cards yeah like like what's the medical condition you you uh have

00:12:04.840 acid reflux and the mask could well they're saying copd and you're you're seeing that online too you're

00:12:10.180 seeing these people come out like i have copd i have severe asthma i cannot wear a mask and now

00:12:15.160 you're seeing the counterside you're seeing nurses and doctors come on with the with the oxygen

00:12:19.180 measuring system that says yo this is my oxygenation this is my uh what my flow of oxygen 0.97

00:12:24.640 looks like without a mask here's what it looks like with a mask and it's the fucking same it's 0.77

00:12:28.860 the exact same dude this thing is not stopping air from getting into your lungs if you are if 0.98

00:12:33.800 you are not wearing a mask right now you're doing it for some sort of ridiculous uh selfish reason

00:12:41.840 that is that is that is completely ridiculous and and and so yo i'm i'm all like do i want people to

00:12:48.140 get canceled because i know we're going there on this episode no absolutely not but i i have no 0.98

00:12:51.680 problem with you getting shamed for for being that kind of asshole of course did you guys see uh when 0.99

00:12:57.040 they like first made seat belts uh like you had to legally wear a seat belt and people would cut 0.99

00:13:03.040 them out of their cars and they were like i'm not wearing a seat belt oh i don't i don't need it i

00:13:07.280 never needed it and like today would you ever drive down the road without your seat belt on

00:13:11.980 no but but i mean i mean maybe if like if you're going one second away especially if someone else

00:13:17.880 is driving well that's where all accidents happen by the way within a mile of your house absolutely

00:13:21.920 but that being said people didn't want to wear their seat belt because they didn't think they

00:13:26.140 needed it and i was one of those guys when when when so when they it wasn't that it was mandated

00:13:30.720 but when they first started putting the bing bing bing okay now what what's the reason the

00:13:36.000 majority of people wear a seatbelt not to protect their life and the life of their children just 0.99

00:13:39.800 make the beeping stop that's all i want i don't care about going through the fucking windshield 0.96

00:13:43.800 i never did i just don't want to hear that god dang beeping it's the worst and so and so i i was 0.96

00:13:49.620 the 16 year old that when they first came out it was a sensor inside the thing there was no weights

00:13:53.580 on the seat so i just stuck a a piece of paper inside the seatbelt and it stopped the beeping 0.97

00:13:59.820 forever mike now here now here's what's different about it was that extremely stupid yes does it fit 0.95

00:14:05.720 what you're talking about absolutely but when i crash and go through the windshield only i die 1.00

00:14:11.300 as a result of that stupidity the problem with the masks is when you don't wear your mask you 0.99

00:14:16.760 increase the rate of transmission to people who can die as a result of it so now that's what makes 1.00

00:14:21.600 this one different people are people are fucking selfish and it's affecting other people so it's 1.00

00:14:26.400 just wear the fuck like just wear the fucking mask so we can get through this dude yeah and and and 1.00

00:14:31.540 and karen like we get it we're it's not like we all want to wear masks i mean maybe some people 1.00

00:14:36.100 look forward to wearing the mask i don't even notice maverick branded and it's fucking sick 0.98

00:14:40.480 as fuck but yeah just it just suck it up huh take one for the team we're all in this together 0.99

00:14:45.520 we're all people we're all trying to survive on this planet that's a fact don't be a karen 1.00

00:14:50.120 yeah don't do that speaking of cake that name's got to be going down like you know what my uh

00:14:56.280 postmates delivery name was today karen yeah but it was a dude i respect how does that work how

00:15:01.980 does that i don't know i always feel bad for people who have the name that then becomes a thing

00:15:06.400 yeah like like uh girls named stephanie and they're like oh i call her like every stephanie

00:15:12.300 gets that i was thinking about a big one harvey like if you're like i don't know why but i feel

00:15:18.600 Harvey's ruined. I'm talking about stuff that became

00:15:20.620 meme-ified. Like Karen's now

00:15:22.500 meme. You know some girl comes up 1.00

00:15:24.560 and she's like, hi, my name's Karen. You're like, you go

00:15:26.420 ugh. No, somebody

00:15:28.220 could be the sweetest girl ever and automatically like 0.90

00:15:30.480 oh. I tweeted about Karen's the other day

00:15:32.640 when that first grocery

00:15:34.680 store thing happened. I tweeted that

00:15:36.040 Karen's loved the brand BB for some

00:15:38.660 reason. I just thought because she was wearing that rhinestone 0.99

00:15:40.480 BB shirt, the one that flipped out. 1.00

00:15:42.300 And a lady 1.00

00:15:43.620 named Karen came on 1.00

00:15:46.620 to the post. She was a journalist and said

00:15:48.540 This is name

00:15:49.660 Baiting

00:15:51.960 Or like name racism

00:15:53.960 Namism 1.00

00:15:54.700 I shit you 0.99

00:15:56.780 I'll pull the tweet up 1.00

00:15:58.120 I'll find the fucking tweet 1.00

00:15:59.260 She said you are putting all Karens 1.00

00:16:02.220 Like me in the same basket

00:16:03.840 This is namism

00:16:06.020 So unfortunately

00:16:08.040 No by default that would make her a Karen

00:16:10.340 Oh no

00:16:12.300 You're exactly what we're talking about

00:16:15.220 Ma'am 0.98

00:16:15.860 You ironic

00:16:17.280 further perpetuated

00:16:19.420 but yo 0.99

00:16:20.820 like every girl

00:16:22.280 named Roxanne

00:16:23.160 Roxanne

00:16:25.660 or 1.00

00:16:25.860 all she wanna do 0.97

00:16:27.800 is party all night 1.00

00:16:28.840 oh that one

00:16:29.820 oh yeah

00:16:30.080 I mean whatever it is

00:16:31.300 you know it must be

00:16:31.860 a generational thing

00:16:32.680 hey

00:16:33.660 I got the better one 0.99

00:16:35.840 let's fucking be honest 0.99

00:16:36.740 Logan if you can name 0.99

00:16:37.620 who sings the original

00:16:39.060 Roxanne

00:16:39.560 I'll give you a dollar 0.77

00:16:40.660 not

00:16:41.300 Blink 182

00:16:42.680 close

00:16:43.120 that was very close

00:16:44.540 really

00:16:44.820 police likes Blink

00:16:45.880 yeah yeah yeah

00:16:46.580 You'd want to reform these guys or defund, depending on who you are.

00:16:49.520 Oh, the police men, the police, police, just the police, just the car, just the police.

00:16:53.480 That's their name.

00:16:54.180 Yeah.

00:16:54.480 Oh, okay.

00:16:55.040 All right, cool.

00:16:56.660 Great band, by the way, if you're 12 and you want to listen to a great song.

00:17:00.180 What happened?

00:17:00.860 You said TikTok India.

00:17:02.100 They shut down TikTok.

00:17:03.160 Shut it. 0.95

00:17:03.520 Shut it down.

00:17:04.180 That can't be fast.

00:17:05.120 Let's, let's get some, let's get some data on this.

00:17:06.920 Are you, I wasn't.

00:17:08.400 TikTok India.

00:17:09.060 So Mike told me they shut down TikTok India.

00:17:11.340 India bans TikTok completely. 1.00

00:17:13.300 Holy, holy fucking shit. 1.00

00:17:15.040 Dude, a lot of India. 1.00

00:17:17.380 Yeah.

00:17:17.780 Got the thumbs up from Brad. 1.00

00:17:18.960 Yeah, we're going to Indians. 1.00

00:17:19.680 Indians. 0.99

00:17:21.860 Well, I don't know because. 1.00

00:17:23.980 Indian people?

00:17:24.560 People from India.

00:17:25.520 Indian people, yeah.

00:17:26.100 Well, because when you say Indian, the connotation as an American.

00:17:29.660 Wait, what are you laughing at?

00:17:30.720 The connotation as an American is Native American.

00:17:32.740 So I just want to discern which exactly group of people I'm talking about.

00:17:36.660 Indiana?

00:17:37.520 No, see? 1.00

00:17:38.780 You're from India. 1.00

00:17:40.720 Sorry. 1.00

00:17:41.800 You're from Indiana. 1.00

00:17:43.300 but you're a danny what do you call you guys what do you call indianians 1.00

00:17:47.240 indianites is that the word no you're a fucking kid of me you're a fucking kid just stop you're 0.99

00:17:54.500 fucking kid in mike uh so a lot of indian indian folks popped off on tiktok and made uh very 1.00

00:18:01.700 successful careers yes like massive so i it doesn't surprise me because we've talked about 0.99

00:18:06.500 on the show before tiktok is straight up ripping all the information you have on your phone the

00:18:11.540 Chinese government knows everything about us. 0.99

00:18:13.660 They watch you when you're masturbating. 0.99

00:18:14.960 They know what you search. 0.99

00:18:15.920 They listen to your conversations.

00:18:16.920 But wait, there's more.

00:18:19.400 Yeah, give it to us good.

00:18:21.360 The move comes after a deadly clash between the Chinese and Indian military, Indian militaries

00:18:27.040 along their shared disputed border earlier this month.

00:18:29.500 The fighting left 20 Indians dead and an unknown number of Chinese casualties.

00:18:34.540 Well, India has vowed to retaliate.

00:18:37.040 It lags far behind China in military and economic power.

00:18:39.960 So they shut down Dick Talk. 1.00

00:18:41.540 you kill our indians we're shutting down fucking your right to renegade bitches 1.00

00:18:47.600 no more fucking renegades no more of it we're done dude i mean that's like their surveillance 1.00

00:18:53.040 arm right they just took out a big piece of the chinese uh chinese battle yeah holy shit wow 0.99

00:18:58.640 that's crazy so okay so this it's it's a pretty political thing then yeah not not so much because 0.99

00:19:05.820 they are uh watching you masturbate well i'm sure it's a mixture too and by the way do you think 0.98

00:19:11.080 about that because like when i watch porn i don't know about you my phone's down here like i got an 0.99

00:19:15.520 ugly ass face like when that video comes out of like my phone getting hacked and and people like 0.95

00:19:20.480 watching me watch porn this is the angle i can't even do this oh it's like it's like this yeah 0.99

00:19:25.980 you're double chin i mean but that's okay though they're not like it's just your face

00:19:29.500 no but you would hope that other camera isn't pointed in the other direction no that's what i

00:19:33.460 would me too me too i actually put my clout for that i put my camera or my uh video that i'm 0.99

00:19:39.020 watching under my penis when i jerk off so the front facing camera has my penis in it foreground 0.99

00:19:43.920 yeah how do you even like put your arm it's tough dude it's tough i'll sometimes have someone hold 1.00

00:19:49.420 it down there it's it's uh it just seems like such a laborsome process man you could probably 0.98

00:19:54.380 figure out an easier way to do that i mean dude jerking off is work bro unless you're in a virtual 0.96

00:19:57.900 reality world where the you know virtual goblin does it for you which is gonna happen soon we've 0.99

00:20:02.860 been assured but yeah tiktok india shut down dude man the poor tiktokers over there you said they

00:20:09.040 made a career on it for sure yeah how'd they uh monetize there's ways to monetize on tiktok i

00:20:14.640 think what are you laughing at because you just had always made a joke that people were making

00:20:18.960 living on tiktok i know you can oh duh if you if you can garner an audience there's no reason you

00:20:24.240 shouldn't be able to make money i i i urge people with an audience to start thinking a little bit

00:20:30.440 more business savvy because again if you have a following there's no reason you shouldn't be 0.92

00:20:34.780 making millions of dollars like these tiktokers i know because the industry is so new and this

00:20:39.920 happened with vine are not uh not valued the way they should be yet well well also there's a 0.77

00:20:45.620 that statement is true but also at the same time there's a lot of people out there with followers

00:20:49.820 who like shouldn't even waste their time monetizing they bought followers they got

00:20:53.400 them through some you know what i'm saying through some sort of fucking is there conversion 0.84

00:20:56.260 through tiktok like can you sell a product people like they just added link uh link in bio so now 0.77

00:21:03.200 like you can i posted my drop video on tiktok my commercial and said yo the link's in the bio and

00:21:09.180 they can now go to your bio and click a link if you're verified which the indian which the indian

00:21:14.840 people i'm sure they were talking about were um i wonder when that's going to happen uh to the u.s

00:21:20.800 can you imagine the united states bans tiktok thousands of careers gone overnight what are

00:21:27.200 you now you can't say tiktok star you're just a star you had what it took and you did it now

00:21:31.760 you're just a star vine shut down but it happened like it happened before it will have most likely

00:21:38.260 happen again wow well this is not new for the um u.s uh community government government community

00:21:45.200 i mean the the nsa and cia have been talking about tiktok you're not allowed to have it if

00:21:49.840 you're a government employee oh that's true that's true like like they've been talking about it for

00:21:52.960 a long time like like he said i mean there's massive proof that they are watching 90 of 0.78

00:21:59.360 masturbation sessions that happen in this country here's something cool on ios 14 that's about to

00:22:03.320 come out big sir there's a no on for the phone uh there's a little indicator in the top right

00:22:09.240 corner that shows when the app is using your microphone and camera and when it has if it has

00:22:15.100 in recent past that's very nice that's so scary yeah how many times have you talked about something

00:22:23.120 in real life not even googled it nothing phone no technology you've talked about it yeah the

00:22:28.460 next time you're scrolling through safari an ad for that thing pops up that freaks me all the

00:22:34.220 time i mean all the no but explain my story is a little bit different because you know you know

00:22:40.620 the backstory not just not just you mac i'm saying well how does that happen how does that happen

00:22:43.880 someone somewhere might be listening i don't know if we like come on for face for facebook uh

00:22:49.660 as an example i'm pretty sure like any messages that you're sending in their messenger app

00:22:54.640 would like they have to get processed through facebook's system message sending system right

00:23:00.160 yeah so they're sending text through their system at some point in that chain i would imagine that

00:23:05.560 there's something that's maybe reading it that's not like storing the information but just analyzing

00:23:10.200 the linguistics that you're using ladies and gentlemen i got rid of i got rid of that app

00:23:14.000 because because the messenger because when you supposedly when you agree to that app you're

00:23:18.420 agreeing to give them that access to yeah but that's i mean so they can serve you ads that

00:23:22.140 work better for you i mean how many apps do you have that like they ask you do you want to have

00:23:27.080 ads that are based on your search results so ads are everything some of them are in the

00:23:31.500 terms of terms of agreement that no one has ever read ever literally ever when have you ever

00:23:36.360 actually read one of those never the tos according to every single thing that you've agreed to you've

00:23:41.940 you've read it i don't care bro apple gives me the new phone terms and conditions pop up they 0.70

00:23:47.500 could say yo we own your life i don't give a shit i need to use my iphone agree yeah agree how many 0.73

00:23:54.500 click the button i'm not a robot enter capture code six lowercase h z which one has a bus in 1.00

00:23:59.960 the picture all of them bitch somebody's gonna send you a contract after this episode that just 1.00

00:24:04.620 like so many people if you're in the maverick club i'll give it to you all my life 1.00

00:24:08.040 damn dude fucking ad fucking there's there's some terms of service agreement that you've 0.99

00:24:16.060 agreed to that your life is gone south park made an entire episode about it really yeah 1.00

00:24:20.720 yeah because no one reads again you south park just got in some hot water 0.97

00:24:24.560 really well yeah they're uh what episode was it all of them i mean they're all ridiculous but 0.92

00:24:32.880 They borderline on the edge of all sorts of ridiculous humor 0.91

00:24:36.720 that you can't say anywhere else.

00:24:38.340 Family Guy's the same way.

00:24:39.420 Yeah, I know.

00:24:40.280 We put on some episodes the other night,

00:24:43.240 and I was just listening to their jokes and their humor.

00:24:45.980 I was laughing.

00:24:48.840 It was funny.

00:24:49.300 Of course.

00:24:49.700 But I could not believe.

00:24:51.460 Of course, dude.

00:24:52.420 The guy that does the voice of Cleveland Brown is stepping down.

00:24:56.240 No way.

00:24:57.560 Who started it?

00:24:59.160 Which voice was the first? 0.99

00:25:00.400 There was a woman who was the first. 0.86

00:25:01.700 oh the girl from Big Mouth 1.00

00:25:02.960 the black girl from Big Mouth

00:25:05.120 she was voiced by a white actress 1.00

00:25:07.620 and she stepped down 0.63

00:25:09.080 and kind of set the tone

00:25:10.620 I actually don't hate this 1.00

00:25:12.500 Jenny Slate stepped down? 0.99

00:25:14.720 I like this idea 1.00

00:25:15.920 it gives African Americans the job 0.99

00:25:19.040 that they should have 0.69

00:25:20.260 so I was cool with it

00:25:22.480 but I think

00:25:25.340 once again it's a personal thing

00:25:27.100 I don't think the Cleveland guy

00:25:29.320 should have felt like he had to step down

00:25:31.140 was it a white guy yeah oh you know what i actually can get behind that in a in a big way

00:25:36.240 i i get it yeah you know like in the past obviously it was what it was but uh times are

00:25:42.840 changing changing you just gotta be a little bit more self-aware and yeah absolutely and if you

00:25:45.960 if you continue to do that i could see how that could become a problem it'll be interesting to

00:25:49.840 see how and who they replace it with and how um similar the voices are is that show still going

00:25:54.640 there's still new episodes of family guy coming out i don't know i guess you'd have to check out

00:25:59.600 Fox. Easily the best cartoon of all time.

00:26:01.740 When's the last time you guys watched TV?

00:26:04.640 Every night. Football games.

00:26:06.240 Football games? Like, I'm talking about

00:26:07.480 cable television. Oh, no, never.

00:26:09.920 Football. Yeah.

00:26:11.620 When's the last time you watched a football game? Not recently.

00:26:13.440 Last season for the Eagles games. Okay. Go Birds.

00:26:15.960 You're an Eagles fan? Absolutely, I fucking am. 1.00

00:26:17.600 Did you know that? I did not. 1.00

00:26:19.020 I've been an Eagles fan since Donovan McNabb.

00:26:21.920 It's a long time.

00:26:22.920 Logan had a dub named Donovan McNabb. Shut up. 0.99

00:26:25.160 Yeah, and a fathead of Donovan McNabb. 0.99

00:26:27.160 He was my favorite. At least your

00:26:28.920 fat head wasn't of shane dawson that would be awkward yeesh man he does have a fat head 0.99

00:26:33.840 i'm not bullying i'm just literally talking like the size of his head i notice is bigger 0.98

00:26:39.740 than most better preface they're not bullying dude so i'm gonna be honest i'll i'll fucking 0.97

00:26:44.280 i'll bully the shit out of goddamn let's go title of the episode the main topic let's do this 0.98

00:26:50.420 no but if some people deserve to get bullied bullies deserve to get like i'll bully the bully 0.99

00:26:56.520 I'll bully up for sure.

00:26:59.040 Strictly talking about the size of his head,

00:27:00.520 bigger than the average human.

00:27:01.500 Same with my brother.

00:27:02.420 Everyone who sees Jake goes,

00:27:03.440 yo, your head is larger than mine.

00:27:06.660 Him, Jenna Marbles,

00:27:08.860 quite the rough weekend.

00:27:11.200 Well, it's not just them, right?

00:27:13.180 I mean, so many other people,

00:27:14.380 they're coming at Portnoy heavy

00:27:16.320 for some jokes he made about Kaepernick

00:27:19.700 back in the day.

00:27:21.140 I mean, if they can find something on you right now,

00:27:24.640 even if it's 15 years ago, 0.99

00:27:26.380 they're gonna pull that shit the fuck up bro it is it is a a crazy crazy time to be an entertainer 0.99

00:27:36.540 i've i've recently seen that this is a true age of verification everything you do and say is 1.00

00:27:42.580 forever like registered on the digital uh sphere and forever it's going to be there as long as you

00:27:48.580 know things don't get shut down yeah but you know it keeps people honest and it makes people

00:27:53.760 hopefully now that everyone has seen what can be dug up in their own in their own past

00:27:59.320 you know just keep you open and honest to the things you're actually saying and if you

00:28:03.960 are if you say anything that's hurtful or anything negative you're it's going to be brought up

00:28:08.560 eventually well let's let's i want to get into it but can you give some context as to what we're

00:28:12.120 talking about so so i'll do my best okay because i i said this before the show uh coming from a

00:28:18.800 dude who was canceled in a in a big way probably one of the biggest ways ever absolutely i am

00:28:23.800 semi-invested into these stories uh about xyz getting canceled because i'm curious what the

00:28:31.160 cancel culture looks like how people will bounce back what they're being canceled for if it's

00:28:35.160 warranted etc i have my own opinions these particular ones i i don't i didn't i didn't

00:28:42.940 really care wait which which ones what are you talking about uh shane shane specifically

00:28:48.720 because i i never watched him yeah uh never have don't really know much about him other than he

00:28:56.520 like low-key kind of trashed my brother yep well and you and you and jenna did too and i i did

00:29:04.200 watch a lot of jenna marvels growing up um and it was i remember i remember the day she followed

00:29:09.500 me on instagram it was a big deal and then you know now the other day i go online and

00:29:15.200 video that now has 9.2 million 0.54

00:29:17.340 views Jenna Marbles is 0.97

00:29:19.220 quitting YouTube

00:29:19.800 I got a 0.99

00:29:22.340 minute and a half in and I was like damn 1.00

00:29:24.980 because she because 1.00

00:29:26.960 of her doing blackface 1.00

00:29:29.240 during a Nicki Minaj

00:29:30.360 video some years

00:29:33.340 it was a decade ago probably now

00:29:35.180 and obviously Shane

00:29:36.320 is being cancelled for

00:29:39.040 some other things such as

00:29:40.620 how do you even 0.98

00:29:43.060 fucking voice this 0.98

00:29:43.960 So we should not compare these. 1.00

00:29:46.180 No, no, no.

00:29:46.540 I'm not comparing them.

00:29:47.520 I just want to give the listener some context as to why they're being canceled.

00:29:51.280 So Jen has had a number of issues, but the blackface is one of them from this Nicki Minaj clip.

00:29:55.160 And then Shane's stuff is. 0.80

00:29:57.060 It's all like this weird sexualization of young children, animals.

00:30:03.780 I don't know.

00:30:04.460 It's just his is bad.

00:30:06.140 His is.

00:30:06.680 I'm going to be honest.

00:30:07.340 His is worse than mine.

00:30:08.220 partially because when i did my thing and i made my mistake it i think people understood that i

00:30:15.700 was in many ways still a child i still am but there was a lot of room to grow 22 year old

00:30:21.740 a lot of room to grow in the past three years alone like i've i'm a completely different person

00:30:26.880 than the dude he did who did that although shane was younger when he did these things

00:30:33.200 he's an adult now and there's less room to grow like it i don't know if people are as willing to

00:30:38.800 listen to his change because they see what they see now and they saw what they saw in the past

00:30:44.640 and it's hard to separate that it's hard to i had the luxury of being able to grow out of it and

00:30:49.980 people being able to very viscerally see me change so i see what you're saying so you were young

00:30:54.820 at the time that the mistake came out and people are like oh he's young present tense he's young

00:31:01.280 he'll get better no no no i don't even think they they said that i just did and they saw

00:31:05.200 not not even open they just there was no if if you followed my journey at all you'd know there

00:31:11.020 was an evolution yeah absolutely they don't i mean do they get a chance to evolve now they've

00:31:16.580 been because after this is shane anyways like sort of set in stone because by the way we've

00:31:22.000 been here before with shane dawson yeah i've been here in that video we made like i said shane you

00:31:27.180 We're scaring the children. 1.00

00:31:28.660 He's got a weird, creepy past with fucking pedophilia, like kids and sexualizing animals in a weird way. 1.00

00:31:38.760 We had the coming on the cat thing. 1.00

00:31:39.960 I'm looking at a thread here of him making out with dogs and sticking his face in their crotch. 0.97

00:31:47.540 People can change. 0.98

00:31:49.160 But at what point is that who he is?

00:31:53.740 Is that the point of contention here with Shane Dawson?

00:31:56.780 Cause again, I don't, I don't follow him.

00:31:58.540 I'm not so invested in this, but I know this one's bad.

00:32:01.620 I don't, I don't know how much coming back there is from this.

00:32:05.340 As far as being, you know,

00:32:07.700 recognized as a public figure and someone that people can look,

00:32:10.100 look up to probably not.

00:32:11.600 He could change behind the scenes and, you know,

00:32:13.460 still maybe live a respectful life.

00:32:15.720 But you know, I think this whole fame thing is like a,

00:32:20.320 it's a very beautiful gift that can be taken away from anyone at any time.

00:32:24.020 And you've got to earn it and you've got to maintain it and stay proper to who you are.

00:32:29.460 That's hopefully, again, the good side of you.

00:32:31.980 But that's pretty ugly.

00:32:34.060 This whole thing is like his case aside, because I was talking about it earlier as we first started talking about this.

00:32:41.700 Portnoy and Barstool has been getting some heat because of some stuff they said about Kaepernick and his hair and him potentially being like an ISIS operative.

00:32:50.380 Some stuff that was several years back.

00:32:54.020 And you get into this whole conversation, this whole thought about the person.

00:32:58.460 This is not, Shane aside, let's talk about Jenna and Portnoy.

00:33:01.560 This is not about Jenna and Portnoy.

00:33:03.680 This is about the culture and how they feel about the jokes being made.

00:33:08.500 There was a time when the culture was receptive to any of this stuff. 0.90

00:33:13.380 There was even a time a while back where putting your face in a cat's vaginal area, 0.96

00:33:18.820 making a joke about bestiality was completely fine. 0.96

00:33:22.300 Sort of.

00:33:22.700 Sort of.

00:33:23.180 The kids, the kids stuff is, is different, but I'm, I'm still saying sort of, well, you

00:33:29.120 weren't around for it.

00:33:30.000 You were, you were barely even alive yet.

00:33:32.080 That's what I'm saying.

00:33:32.900 So of the many things that social media is, it's very good at, uh, giving the collective

00:33:39.100 a voice. 0.99

00:33:40.160 So the, the few people who did have a problem with him, you know, giving a dog a blowjob 1.00

00:33:45.600 or whatever the fuck he did. 1.00

00:33:46.980 So crazy. 0.99

00:33:47.400 You could, I mean, he wasn't actually doing it.

00:33:50.160 No.

00:33:50.720 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:33:51.640 What do you mean?

00:33:52.020 He wasn't actually blowing the dog, was he? 1.00

00:33:54.220 No, but his face is definitely in a dog's dick, motorboding a dog's penis. 1.00

00:33:57.320 But like that joke, if Chris Farley had made a joke, which by the way, there is a video 1.00

00:34:02.440 of either Jim Carrey or Chris Farley or somebody having some sort of...

00:34:06.220 Those kind of jokes ruled the 90s.

00:34:08.940 Those kind of jokes ruled the 90s.

00:34:11.380 Because no one could stand up and say, yo, hey, we all...

00:34:15.760 No, they couldn't stand up and say that because they were dying laughing.

00:34:19.820 everybody was cracking up at these jokes what i'm trying to what i'm trying to say to you is this

00:34:24.740 this is not because people are outdated or or people aren't changing it's because the culture

00:34:31.800 is and p and and and so what i'm saying here is that very honestly the way that portnoy said it

00:34:38.740 and once again take shane out of it but portnoy said very clearly about my joke that i made 0.97

00:34:44.840 10 years ago my response to the cancel culture on it is fuck you i'm not apologizing i'm not 0.98

00:34:51.980 sorry about shit because when i said it it was completely and utterly okay and now you want to 0.99

00:34:58.780 go back in time listen there was a time in this country where men did not men made the decision 0.98

00:35:10.580 not to give women the right to vote if you came up to me right now and said yo 50 60 years ago 0.99

00:35:16.900 you didn't let my mom vote or my grandma vote i would be like fuck you 100 years 100 years 1.00

00:35:22.780 thank you i would say fuck you dude i don't know shit about it i wasn't a part of it don't know 1.00

00:35:28.640 anything about it so this idea that people can crawl back into the coffers of time dig up a 1.00

00:35:35.020 piece of footage without context and use it against you in a different culture is ridiculous hard

00:35:41.940 stop it's not indicative of who you are as a person it's indicative of the culture and how

00:35:46.780 accepting they are of the things you said years and years and years ago now if he does it again

00:35:50.360 now different story it's it's a different story in general again the circumstantial specifically

00:35:57.080 for shame because i have a thread here of disgusting this it's it's like 30 times one 0.96

00:36:02.480 of them is on his podcast and the and the woman's like yo you're you're sounding like a pedophile 0.99

00:36:06.840 fucking stop and he's like yo i like google baby's penises to i pretended to be a pedophile 0.99

00:36:10.560 say that you can't ever say that no there's no audience for that's okay that's that's separate 0.99

00:36:16.280 parlaying what you said yeah i do feel bad for jenna marbles because there was a time when times

00:36:21.980 were timey there was a time when things were different yeah and jenna is feeling the immense

00:36:27.480 pressure of the culture shift and no longer wants her what it sounded like no longer wants to make

00:36:33.600 anyone upset i love her intention it's unrealistic completely good luck good luck completely you sign 0.98

00:36:40.280 up to make videos on the internet you are gonna piss someone off i don't give a fuck who you are 0.96

00:36:44.480 it is impossible to make everyone happy it's it it sucks that she's gone this route because 0.98

00:36:51.560 she gave up that sucks it it is a shame and it is so interesting to see 0.95

00:36:59.320 that the people who once cash castrated me and lambasted me for my mistakes are now the ones 0.98

00:37:07.760 under fire and are cracking under the pressure completely and giving up i i think it's a an

00:37:15.440 immense definition of character what you do when you're canceled it'll be interesting to see what

00:37:24.500 shane dawson does next i'm slightly concerned for him because i know he's a bit more fragile

00:37:30.480 mentally when nothing's happening yeah let me tell you boys something when you're getting

00:37:37.040 canceled and the weight of the world is on your shoulder shoulders and everyone's spitting on you 0.99

00:37:41.780 and saying hurtful shit 1.00

00:37:43.540 and the whole entire Smith family 1.00

00:37:45.980 denounces you,

00:37:48.140 he's going through it right now.

00:37:49.980 He's going through it in a major way

00:37:52.220 and although obviously

00:37:53.900 I do not agree with anything

00:37:56.140 he did in the past

00:37:57.100 regarding his sexual...

00:38:00.320 Any of the things he got canceled for.

00:38:04.100 I do wish Shane strength

00:38:06.740 in getting through this.

00:38:07.980 This too shall pass.

00:38:09.060 hang on and find a way to just improve and get better i think the i i do i do not think

00:38:16.880 cancel culture is is is real it's the name of the thing we apply when a group of people say 0.83

00:38:24.700 fuck this person and denounces them the true effect of cancel culture will be felt whether 0.95

00:38:29.760 or not you continue to watch the person who got canceled that's on you i didn't watch shane 1.00

00:38:34.440 dawson i never did yeah so this is this doesn't affect me but will people continue to watch him 0.99

00:38:39.380 knowing what type of person he is that's that's on you if they don't change fuck them if they 0.99

00:38:44.440 don't change and you continue to watch them fuck you or not or not or just do whatever they do 1.00

00:38:49.480 there's a whole there's a whole space there's a whole space in this world and people forget 0.99

00:38:53.380 where the whole idea of your programming is to offend other people stand-up comedy huge example

00:38:59.860 you just sit there and diss people even up till five years ago you would sit there you would make

00:39:05.200 fun of people's race their sexuality all of it that is what stand-up comedy lives on and breeds

00:39:10.100 on yeah and so like yo just because i and i'm not saying that's okay or not okay but what i'm saying

00:39:16.820 is just because the cancel culture or the or these people who are offended decide that you've offended

00:39:22.720 them it doesn't really make any kind of the only thing that it will touch really is your brand

00:39:28.240 money yeah that's that's that's it and and we saw this with you and then a year later the brands

00:39:33.460 were back knocking on the door yo everything seems to be good here these people have kind

00:39:36.960 of forgotten about it and so it's like the the the thing that we need to keep in mind though

00:39:43.580 is the the most important part of this and this goes all the way to politics and entertainment

00:39:47.920 everywhere is this is a very slippery slope that we live on you you think that i'm joking about it

00:39:57.040 but in 20 years if we keep going down this slope this podcast will get pulled because bald people

00:40:05.480 wouldn't like the fact that we had hats on and say you shouldn't be covering up the fact that you

00:40:10.680 don't have the perfect hair you want and you should be proud of it and hats are against 0.82

00:40:15.300 the will of the of the hairless and we will like you think it's funny but but 10 years ago the 0.99

00:40:23.220 shit people being canceled for now was funny 20 years before that the shit people have been 0.99

00:40:28.860 being canceled for now was out of this world ridiculous would never believe it so it's a 0.99

00:40:33.300 slippery slope you guys know that i'm i'm middle of the road even slightly left but on this

00:40:38.400 particular topic i'm i i lean a little bit in the other direction because this is a slippery 0.97

00:40:43.720 fucking slope dude where does it stop where does the slope someone will be offended by 0.94

00:40:49.860 everything there's someone with nine fingers watching this show right now as i do this saying 1.00

00:40:54.780 yo fuck this kid he shouldn't have a platform he has all of his digits it's a problem and if that 0.97

00:41:00.940 voice snowballs you've got a major issue people with less than 10 fingers and now add them to the 1.00

00:41:06.060 list of the groups of marginalized people mike is pissed off people with nine fingers what else we

00:41:12.400 got the hairless if you in 10 years the future hairless the future people with no torso but

00:41:17.840 They had hair now, and then in 10 years when they naturally lost their hair over time, they get pissed off at you 10 years ago.

00:41:23.420 And see, that's what I'm talking about.

00:41:24.880 They think it's funny now.

00:41:26.580 They think it's funny now while they still have their hair. 1.00

00:41:28.960 They think this joke's funny, but in 10 years when they lose it, fuck that person. 1.00

00:41:32.500 He shouldn't have a show. 1.00

00:41:33.740 That's what you're seeing here.

00:41:34.960 You're seeing a culture who 10 years ago was laughing at the very jokes that they're saying are not okay now.

00:41:42.280 One thing that I think is so interesting is that if you're willing to have a platform such as this and you're willing to speak your mind that you also have to be willing to be made an example of if you do or say anything incorrectly.

00:41:54.900 So how do you make your if you're a humor based thing, how would you make your jokes not be at the expense of someone else?

00:42:03.000 but maybe like what else are you making jokes about situational situational comedy or are you

00:42:07.600 doing what are the jokes about if you can't attack not attack but make fun of a person or a certain

00:42:13.660 type of person such as karen's or that's indicative of the type of artist you are if you're a comedian

00:42:19.640 that can't can only make offensive jokes you're not a comedian that's true like that's nah you

00:42:25.260 still have to find jokes like you're talking about wearing a hat like maybe you were let me turn my

00:42:30.000 hat around and be a douchey baseball player it's just it's just what i've always said about comedy

00:42:35.660 is fear is the killer of comedy if you have to approach every joke you make with a nine to ten

00:42:41.680 second pause review team discretionary decision making what if this joke offends a person who 0.99

00:42:48.680 can't sit and listen to it because i'm sitting when i make it fuck that is a comedy killer bro 0.95

00:42:55.900 comedic killer kill comedy is about wit speed and and and and being in the moment and proper 0.99

00:43:01.980 delivering the truth right in a way that makes people laugh about it as long as you know but

00:43:06.620 but as long as there's truth in it the the mentality of comedians will shift like comedians 0.86

00:43:11.640 are comedians they're gonna make you laugh no matter what they don't need to say some fucked 0.99

00:43:14.540 up shit or what is deemed the fucked up shit today uh to make it and and i think that'll 0.98

00:43:21.040 be emblazoned in their mind as they continue down their path and their career or it won't be and 0.99

00:43:27.020 you'll see the people that that turn the middle fingers up to it you know what i'm saying and i

00:43:30.520 and and i got a lot of respect for those people dude and also for the people who

00:43:34.600 sorry i have respect for unless it's a real cause like like and i think as a as a collective we

00:43:42.160 decide what those are yes you should absolutely should not be making racial jokes in this current

00:43:47.140 climate or or ever again after what we've seen happen over the past year sexuality touchy topic

00:43:51.840 where people actually die as a result of things that are said don't make those jokes but but as

00:43:56.700 you get to some of these fringe issues that's when i start to take a have a problem with this with

00:44:03.240 the movement and it gets there you see it on twitter you see some of these fringe issues and 0.94

00:44:06.940 you're just like fucking stop like the karen with the name ism we laugh but it will continue to 0.87

00:44:14.080 happen i don't disagree and it's and it's it scares me quite a bit disagree yeah i'm sure i'm 0.98

00:44:18.280 sure a clip from this podcast will be ripped i clip i i just like how how much are we willing

00:44:24.660 to listen to people and watch watch them grow and evolve you know like like like jenna for example

00:44:31.760 she's a completely different person than than when she was in those videos she privated one of

00:44:38.100 uh well it was a music video that i remember watching back in the day i was just like i was 0.92

00:44:42.340 nine ten or however old i was i was like this isn't it was called uh it's a dick one show me 0.99

00:44:47.120 your dick i don't give a fuck boy i want a two side whatever and she i watched her video and 1.00

00:44:53.060 she private it and i was like oh no like it's it's a it's a shame that it has taken uh taken 1.00

00:44:58.860 the toll it has on on on her and on everyone else i also just think it's it's it's the irony

00:45:07.100 in the situation about the people

00:45:09.020 who are getting canceled.

00:45:10.660 Yo, if you're going to cancel someone,

00:45:12.720 heed this warning.

00:45:14.380 If you're going to cancel someone,

00:45:16.560 you better make damn sure

00:45:18.500 you've never made a mistake

00:45:21.040 in your life.

00:45:23.300 When you point one finger,

00:45:24.980 three point back.

00:45:26.880 And every person,

00:45:28.740 not every,

00:45:29.480 a lot of people who denounced me back in the day

00:45:32.140 and canceled me back in the day

00:45:33.940 have either come out as frauds, 1.00

00:45:36.140 pedophiles racists or hypocrites just be fucking like a i mean what's this what's the saying what's 1.00

00:45:44.500 this even aaron paul those who say fraud those who live in glass houses shall not cast stones 1.00

00:45:49.040 or the he who has not sinned shall throw the first stone same thing no one's throwing stones

00:45:53.900 because we ain't perfect every every human on this uh planet makes mistakes some of us just

00:45:59.180 happen to have cameras in front of us and again i'm not i'm not validating this but at what at

00:46:03.760 what fucking point people can change people can learn people can grow adapt evolve be better or 0.99

00:46:10.020 maybe you keep giving dogs blowjob shane dawson i don't fucking know that's not my business 1.00

00:46:14.840 also just you know a couple last notes on it first of all if you've been canceled your life 1.00

00:46:22.440 is not over you're like like i'm sure you fell apps it's listen let me tell you something really

00:46:27.040 quick current life here's here's a saying ready the world needs ditch diggers too you will always

00:46:33.960 have a job life will always go on and let me tell you something that you may not believe right now

00:46:38.620 if you've been canceled you're watching this something about that simple life off camera

00:46:43.280 might just be a little bit more fun than you think it is a little bit less pressure on your back a

00:46:48.700 little bit less people calling you this calling you that less comments to read less brandy like

00:46:53.740 i think people like being someone who just left that world there's a lot of simplicity and joy

00:47:00.620 that comes out of selling oranges by the side of the freeway and not having social media and so if

00:47:05.560 you've been canceled by this youtube bubble culture and you can't make youtube videos anymore

00:47:12.120 like i promise you life is going to be okay for you i promise you the other the other things i

00:47:18.520 put out a tweet the other day that got a bunch of love uh people are so surprised that influencers 0.99

00:47:24.220 acted reckless at some point like these creators are just as fucked up as your hometown buddies 0.94

00:47:28.080 just because they could hold a camera and use iMovie doesn't mean they're angels like everybody's 0.98

00:47:31.700 like my Shane Dawson or or he was different because people had already been calling him out

00:47:36.040 on stuff but we're this we're just like you like people make mistakes they grow at the rate they

00:47:41.380 grow in their life like people act so surprised when they when this video gets uncovered like

00:47:46.600 we're some like we i believe in a lot of ways entertainers are held to a much higher standard

00:47:50.980 than the general and rightfully so yeah we're the we're the the pacemakers man it's up to us to 0.96

00:47:57.980 set a good example here's the problem i can tell you for a fact i didn't sign no goddamn paper that

00:48:03.580 said i'm gonna sign up to be a good example or a role model you think i want to be a role model 0.99

00:48:07.980 when i came out of the scene no fuck that i want to be reckless and do dumb shit but then you got 0.99

00:48:12.960 eyeballs on you now like low-key if you have eyeballs on you and you have an audience it is 0.99

00:48:16.880 your responsibility to garner the future and the the people watching you and uh it's kind of one

00:48:25.600 of those things like unfortunately you have to do it the big the biggest problem is has been the

00:48:30.520 people and the ones that are running into the most trouble are the people that that do act like

00:48:34.560 they're perfect because then this is what i'm saying yeah they have to do yo this person's a 1.00

00:48:40.220 pedophile but he canceled me this person's a fucking fraud and he's acting on a black lives 0.99

00:48:44.340 matter movement uh commercial canceled me this person's turns out to be racist this person's 1.00

00:48:49.280 transphobic like shut the fuck up shut the fuck up again if you're gonna put out a cancel tweet 1.00

00:48:56.520 you better be a perfect human being and guess what no one's fucking perfect i came out and the 1.00

00:49:03.180 first thing i did was put out a book about how i was the biggest scumbag in the entire world so i 0.99

00:49:07.200 said this the other day i was like yo here are some of the most disgusting things you could ever 0.97

00:49:11.480 possibly read i did absolutely every single one of them i suck so now when i do something really 0.97

00:49:17.960 good for for society people are like holy shit mike's bikes for the benefit of addicts this 1.00

00:49:26.120 motherfucker you know like people are surprised like holy shit he doesn't just sell crack this 1.00

00:49:31.300 kid's fucking on to something here but yeah if you're acting perfect dude you better fucking be 1.00

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00:50:55.440 you know the price is great and wow headphones can you drink and ride a horse we were doing that

00:51:02.020 Is that illegal?

00:51:02.600 Can you drink and ride?

00:51:03.600 Yeah.

00:51:04.040 You can?

00:51:04.480 You sure?

00:51:06.740 Yeah, I know. 0.88

00:51:07.440 I know cowboys are into that.

00:51:09.060 But at what point is that just as dangerous?

00:51:11.160 Like, because you got to control this.

00:51:13.040 Danny.

00:51:13.860 H-U-I.

00:51:14.400 Eugene was going ham.

00:51:18.480 Oh, yeah.

00:51:19.540 Yeah.

00:51:20.100 A lot of my friends have been falling off of...

00:51:23.120 Horses.

00:51:23.680 No, just like things, dude.

00:51:24.940 I caught you tripping over the lawnmower on a security camera.

00:51:28.100 I caught Jake tripping over the love sack.

00:51:30.300 People are just falling around my house. 0.99

00:51:31.680 it on purpose to make gravity's going extra hard these days gravity's a bitch i was thinking about 0.89

00:51:35.620 it last night ironically enough i was thinking about gravity um it doesn't make any sense what 0.90

00:51:40.980 is it and why why i lifted my head my head off the pillow and then i let it go and went right

00:51:46.040 back down and it's just not cool my my theory is that gravity is an accumulation of time

00:51:50.840 nice shot well wouldn't that mean that the rate of which gravity pulls would increase over time

00:51:57.700 in the cosmic scale potentially so you're saying the dinosaurs were floating no what are you saying

00:52:03.320 um or do not know what you're saying no i do i really do because that's what it sounds like

00:52:09.000 you know i think about this is like what i think about when i walk around outside you guys see me

00:52:13.080 walking around um i don't know just like granted that there was a big bang event and all of

00:52:18.920 matter and existence was scattered throughout space um it's possible that the gravitational

00:52:25.740 pull from a higher dimension looking down could be in uh could have started at zero and increased

00:52:33.780 with time and as if the universe is able to re-collapse there would be a a gravitational

00:52:40.360 change or differential and time would flow through it differently is that the same guy

00:52:45.580 you got acid from last time today or it had to be same guy you know who would know the answer

00:52:49.740 these questions

00:52:50.320 Joe Rogan

00:52:50.920 Jack Jack

00:52:54.200 from The Incredibles 2

00:52:54.960 oh absolutely

00:52:55.280 yeah I know

00:52:55.660 one of his powers

00:52:56.220 he can go to

00:52:57.280 an entirely different dimension

00:52:58.200 thank you for watching

00:52:58.820 Apollos

00:52:59.120 and there's no more

00:52:59.480 podcasts in the world

00:53:00.440 watch Incredibles 2

00:53:01.540 again if you're gonna

00:53:02.620 cancel someone

00:53:03.100 make sure you're perfect

00:53:03.840 I bet you are 1.00

00:53:04.600 you freaking dirty dogs 1.00

00:53:06.140 perfect human beings 1.00

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00:53:15.120 what what

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00:53:16.400 we're a little early

00:53:17.100 what

00:53:17.800 we have 50 minutes

00:53:19.020 i was looking over i was like because usually you ask oh we could definitely crack a short

00:53:25.640 episode the only reason i i am a little cautious of it i think we're taking a seasonal break next

00:53:29.160 week let's do tuesday oh we are taking a seasonal break we got a guest tomorrow i mean i got some

00:53:33.580 more topics here we get hit really quickly we got a guest tomorrow not who who agreed oh he did

00:53:38.420 yeah we got a a pastor or is that a pastor yeah uh a very famous pastor so we're gonna be talking

00:53:44.920 about religion a little bit tomorrow or at least uh because i'm not i'm not overly religious as

00:53:49.620 most people in this house know i'm also not an atheist so like i'm i'm the open book i'm gonna

00:53:53.820 ask the questions that need to be asked sure and i'm gonna i want to hear the answers that

00:53:57.720 that i've been looking for are we stopping or i think so yeah i think we're gonna call it cut 0.95

00:54:01.500 the shit right now which which sucks because the other the only other oh target dropped shane 0.95

00:54:05.400 dawson's book after recent controversies so what you said is so accurate the only thing that really 0.99

00:54:10.500 changes is the brand dollars and public perception like i and again i hate i hate

00:54:16.260 to say this but his is worse than his is bad his is very even jake was like his is bad what pissed

00:54:22.460 off the smiths too like how do you that was the that was the range the axe and the straw that

00:54:27.480 broke the camel's knee knee you know the reason i'm really upset dude that we have to get off

00:54:31.840 after 14 minutes today is because uh is because this is really the only time that i get to

00:54:36.700 to spend time with you nowadays

00:54:38.760 ever since you completely stopped talking to me

00:54:40.560 because you have a relationship with a person

00:54:42.160 that you care about more than me

00:54:43.840 and your other friends

00:54:44.880 and don't talk to us anymore at all.

00:54:46.180 So it was really cool spending 14 seconds with you today. 0.99

00:54:49.540 I hope you enjoy the rest of your fucking day. 0.99

00:54:51.920 I got good vlog stuff. 0.99

00:54:53.560 I got ideas, boys.

00:54:54.460 I've been hella inspired lately

00:54:55.560 and I don't know why.

00:54:56.820 I got to pinpoint it.

00:54:57.860 As a vlogger, it's all about ups and downs.

00:54:59.460 Sometimes I have to vlog.

00:55:00.700 Sometimes I'm like, I get to vlog.

00:55:01.880 I've been writing more lately too.

00:55:03.260 Really?

00:55:03.500 There's something in the air.

00:55:04.960 Must be a gravity shift.

00:55:05.800 You're loving.

00:55:06.280 you told me today you were feeling really inspired

00:55:08.280 I don't know why I just like the idea

00:55:10.460 of the idea of just

00:55:12.320 capturing my life is so exciting to me

00:55:14.300 it's honestly part of the reason I'm

00:55:16.360 I have a problem

00:55:18.240 that we always wrestle with is like

00:55:20.120 to film or not to film

00:55:22.320 how much of your life is yours and how much

00:55:24.380 do you give to the public and the majority of

00:55:26.360 my life in the past had been given to the

00:55:28.340 public now it's like

00:55:29.460 still it's a lot it's a lot of my life

00:55:32.480 how long do you think you go for

00:55:33.800 uh not not not too long i don't i don't think i mean maybe like another two like year or two

00:55:40.560 hey man don't know don't test it while he's in his prime just let the let the beast i was just

00:55:45.800 curious that's all i just didn't know if you if you had an idea or you had i just think i just

00:55:49.940 think like not i think i i love making videos like i will be making videos for the rest of my

00:55:55.300 life what kind of videos they are i don't know all right will they be on youtube i don't know

00:56:00.600 Maverick Club

00:56:01.600 This here is timeless

00:56:02.860 This here is timeless

00:56:04.080 The pot

00:56:04.880 We can podcast

00:56:05.520 From day one 1.00

00:56:06.140 I said I'll be doing this shit 1.00

00:56:07.140 For the rest of my fucking 1.00

00:56:07.920 To the day I croak 1.00

00:56:09.100 I will be

00:56:09.560 I'll probably croak

00:56:10.520 On impulsive

00:56:11.300 Oh my god

00:56:12.520 That'd be awesome

00:56:13.340 I'll be 150 years old

00:56:14.700 It'll be the day I'll go

00:56:15.760 125 years ago

00:56:19.760 I told you

00:56:21.220 I would do it

00:56:22.980 Today

00:56:24.520 And then I'll go

00:56:25.860 Welcome back to 0.98

00:56:28.900 see you guys later and wither and by the way nah fuck wither i want to dissipate instantly i want 0.99

00:56:35.860 to vaporize if something could just go poof and i turn into a thousand billion molecules 1.00

00:56:40.180 yeah flash can you can i be uh cremated and put on this desk 0.89

00:56:48.520 in a in a like no just like just scattered you're you're earn earn you guys ever seen

00:56:55.620 the video of michael jackson walking around the store just buying urns no that's weird is that

00:56:59.600 the way is it i don't think it was just urns it was a bunch of expensive a bunch of expensive

00:57:03.520 stuff all 250 000 half a million i'll take that one at one point it was okay that michael jackson

00:57:10.620 was chilling with little kids like what no like yes it was yes it was they would go to his house

00:57:16.840 they would go to his house macaulay colgan go to his house like bye ma going over to michael's

00:57:20.940 and he would go there

00:57:22.020 and party late into the night

00:57:24.540 with Michael Jackson.

00:57:25.980 He was like 12, bro.

00:57:26.700 Didn't he have an amusement park?

00:57:28.320 Yeah, he did.

00:57:28.800 Yeah, why do you think

00:57:29.400 he built that one?

00:57:30.000 That is so weird.

00:57:30.980 So the Home Alone kid

00:57:31.880 could come ride around 1.00

00:57:32.880 on his fucking roller coaster. 1.00

00:57:34.300 Bro, what's wrong 1.00

00:57:34.840 with the parents of these kids

00:57:36.380 that they thought this was okay?

00:57:38.580 And then moreover,

00:57:40.800 Michael Jackson or not,

00:57:42.060 world's biggest pop star or not, 1.00

00:57:45.060 creepy fucking looking dude. 1.00

00:57:46.600 Yeah, absolutely. 1.00

00:57:46.920 Creepy sounding dude.

00:57:47.600 Especially in the end.

00:57:48.520 Especially in the end.

00:57:49.380 How to carry your kids.

00:57:50.540 It's like, no, no, I don't think you are going to do that.

00:57:53.860 I'm going to go ahead and be the parent that I'm supposed to be.

00:57:56.220 Is there funny?

00:57:56.900 He took care of them.

00:57:59.780 Mike, has there been like a long format thing on Michael Jackson's life yet?

00:58:03.420 I don't know.

00:58:03.780 It's called Dave Chappelle's show.

00:58:05.560 He does jokes.

00:58:07.280 He made that joke. 1.00

00:58:08.880 He was like, he was like, Michael Jackson sucked my dick. 1.00

00:58:13.560 Oh my God. 1.00

00:58:14.760 He can say anything.

00:58:15.920 Dave Chappelle can say anything.

00:58:17.380 are we done now

00:58:21.020 it feels like

00:58:22.640 I just want to hit an hour

00:58:24.360 where we at

00:58:25.160 FDA

00:58:27.240 5824

00:58:30.080 guys I got some cool

00:58:34.040 what do you got

00:58:34.620 I had a good Saturday

00:58:36.660 congrats

00:58:38.020 what'd you do

00:58:40.580 I'm a young lady

00:58:42.600 and she's cool

00:58:45.000 inspirational smart

00:58:47.300 Would you meet him, man?

00:58:49.060 You know, around.

00:58:50.640 Why do you bring up a topic and not want to talk about it?

00:58:53.280 Because I'm silent about those kinds of things.

00:58:54.880 Evidently not.

00:58:56.020 Evidently not.

00:58:56.780 I'll take Mac's side on this one.

00:58:58.320 He just wants to celebrate. 0.89

00:58:59.640 Like, I do this sometimes, too, and I get shit for it on the show about how I bring up a topic that we can't talk about. 0.91

00:59:04.120 We did it. 0.85

00:59:04.380 I did it again on this.

00:59:05.100 Stop doing it.

00:59:06.000 It's so easy.

00:59:06.780 Stop.

00:59:06.980 I talked about it.

00:59:07.880 I talked about it to the level I wanted to talk about it.

00:59:10.400 I'm happy for it.

00:59:11.120 I'm glad you're satisfied, Mac.

00:59:12.500 I hope the audience is, too.

00:59:13.660 Now that you know that Mac phoned the woman, and you don't know anything about her, anything

00:59:16.960 about their relationship, or anything about the intricacies of their hangout.

00:59:19.900 Exactly.

00:59:20.320 There's a nice picnic, I can say that.

00:59:21.880 Oh, that's nice.

00:59:22.480 Oh, that's cool.

00:59:22.860 See, now I'm satiated.

00:59:23.860 Now we got a lot, dude.

00:59:25.180 But the one I did earlier where we were going to talk about our stuff, I didn't know if

00:59:28.300 he wanted to talk about it or not.

00:59:29.320 So I was trying to lead you in like a horse to water.

00:59:31.780 You decided that lake was toxic, and I won't drink from it.

00:59:34.520 So this one was different.

00:59:35.320 I didn't know if we could talk about it or not.

00:59:37.460 I made your horses drink water when I took those pictures.

00:59:40.040 How can you do that?

00:59:40.820 Because I know you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make them drink.

00:59:43.560 Can you talk to animals?

00:59:44.760 I can speak to them, yeah.

00:59:46.480 Oh.

00:59:46.920 Can you telepathically communicate with them?

00:59:48.660 No, I can't do that.

00:59:49.600 You got work to do, man.

00:59:51.140 Oh, you can?

00:59:51.840 Oh, for sure.

00:59:52.940 Not everyone's an oracle, Mac.

00:59:55.040 I rode my horse to the water trough, and I wanted to get him drinking so you could take

00:59:58.960 that, or David could shoot it, and I turned to Dani because she's a horse expert, and

01:00:02.420 I was like, Dani, how do I make the horse drink?

01:00:04.720 And she goes, Logan is actually a saying about this.

01:00:08.080 She goes, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.

01:00:11.340 And I said, wow.

01:00:13.040 I'm the guy.

01:00:14.200 I'm that.

01:00:14.940 They literally made an entirely universally renowned saying because of my exact scenario. 1.00

01:00:19.200 I'm a fucking idiot. 1.00

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 30, 2020

E197 SHANE DAWSON CANCELLED, JENNA MARBLES QUITS YOUTUBE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 197

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