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00:02:12.840 And Dwayne The Rock Johnson took a break from saving skyscrapers and stopping Godzilla from burning down the city. 0.91

00:02:20.620 And he said, nope, I'm going to buy the fucking XFL for $15 million. 0.99

00:02:26.180 This was dumb, bro. 1.00

00:02:27.860 This was dumb. 1.00

00:02:29.740 It's just not good. 0.99

00:02:36.600 Why?

00:02:37.180 Because I'm stressed out.

00:02:38.480 I had a very notable explosion on a girl yesterday. 0.97

00:02:42.240 Not just a girl.

00:02:43.860 My ex-assistant, bro.

00:02:45.100 I went crazy.

00:02:45.500 You had a notable explosion on your girlfriend's current assistant.

00:02:48.420 And my girlfriend, too.

00:02:49.240 I flipped out on her.

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00:02:58.660 Just trapped in the room.

00:02:59.420 The microwave is broken.

00:03:01.940 Nothing is working.

00:03:03.120 I'm stressed out. 0.99

00:03:04.340 It's meeting after fucking meeting, after podcast, after show. 0.99

00:03:06.920 And I'm not complaining, but I'm fucking complaining, bro. 0.99

00:03:09.600 Yeah, well, it must be hard. 0.98

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00:03:16.740 Yeah, so welcome back to Impulsive, number one podcast in the world.

00:03:19.420 Man, I'm over COVID-19, so I'm dedicating the rest of my life to finding a cure.

00:03:24.220 I'm not.

00:03:24.780 Why has no one done that yet?

00:03:26.580 They're working on it.

00:03:27.220 Are they?

00:03:28.060 Yeah.

00:03:28.380 Yeah, it's not easy.

00:03:30.060 Because imagine this, even if they do find a cure, what's good?

00:03:33.600 How long is it going to take to roll this out to five to seven billion people?

00:03:37.660 Did you see the thing?

00:03:39.220 They were like, well, what will the military's role be in the COVID vaccine rollout?

00:03:43.340 And Donald Trump was like, well, they will be. 0.95

00:03:45.600 I can't, why am I, I can't even fucking do accents. 0.91

00:03:47.560 You only have one accent. 0.95

00:03:48.500 We talked about it today.

00:03:49.960 It's pirate, man.

00:03:50.860 It's me, true Geordi.

00:03:53.260 Walk the plank. 1.00

00:03:54.600 Walk the fucking plank, mate. 1.00

00:03:56.120 No, but he's going to use the military in a very big and major way. 1.00

00:04:02.940 Oh, he's going to shrink them to fight the bacteria.

00:04:05.840 To exterminate the vaccine.

00:04:07.800 So he's going to, he's saying like, if it comes down to it.

00:04:10.460 We're going to war with coronavirus.

00:04:11.720 Korea, Korea. 0.99

00:04:12.400 Korea.

00:04:13.200 North Korea, yes.

00:04:15.060 So yeah, the vaccine's like almost ready.

00:04:16.860 There's some trials in place. 0.99

00:04:18.020 And by the way, some fucking pharma company is about to make bank, bro. 0.99

00:04:22.940 Oh yeah. 0.99

00:04:23.440 I think Pfizer just got a contract. 0.96

00:04:24.120 I think Pfizer's got, like, third phase or some shit in the contract. 0.94

00:04:27.660 Yeah, yeah. 0.96

00:04:27.920 Well, there we go.

00:04:28.680 So, I mean, that's good.

00:04:31.100 You know what else is actually not so good, though?

00:04:34.580 Roll it on me. 1.00

00:04:35.700 Ellen DeGeneres. 0.98

00:04:37.820 What's good? 1.00

00:04:38.520 Turns out Ellen DeGeneres is a bitch. 1.00

00:04:41.040 Canceled. 1.00

00:04:41.660 Canceled? 0.98

00:04:42.260 Ellen? 0.75

00:04:42.660 With the stamp. 0.96

00:04:44.200 Canceled.

00:04:44.600 Wow. 0.60

00:04:45.720 She's trending on Twitter right now. 1.00

00:04:47.140 major complaints of workplace toxicity that the angelic always happy ellen degenerate who some 1.00

00:04:55.780 are calling ellen degenerate now no one's calling her that but uh but supposedly she's not as nice

00:05:04.260 as people originally thought but hold on you knew this come on i didn't come on i i think you knew

00:05:10.360 No one can actually expect Ellen to, like, her demeanor, not when she's on The Ellen Show, is not that one of inviting, open, generous, kind nature.

00:05:19.880 Yeah, she's got, like, one hour to be overly nice, and the rest of the day, it's just.

00:05:23.860 Hello, everybody, it's me, Ellen.

00:05:24.320 But you can see cracks, like, really watch people, like, watch people's micro-expressions, and sometimes they break when they're a little frustrated on air, or, like, something doesn't go their way, or they ask a question that you probably shouldn't be asking, but you can only do it because you're Ellen.

00:05:38.220 Like, I met her in real life

00:05:40.200 Everyone in LA knows it 1.00

00:05:41.320 Like, she's a little short 0.99

00:05:43.280 But I didn't know what was going on behind the scenes

00:05:46.420 The talk show is now reportedly the focus

00:05:48.180 Of an internal investigation by its parent company

00:05:50.180 Warner Media amid accusations of a toxic workplace

00:05:52.520 Culture, racism

00:05:53.820 Wow

00:05:55.020 That workplace toxicity got stuck in my throat, dude

00:06:00.360 And sexual harassment

00:06:01.820 Plunging the show into crisis 1.00

00:06:03.120 Even with Ellen supposedly

00:06:05.720 Potentially not wanting to do the show anymore

00:06:08.600 Do you think she'll ever go back to stand-up?

00:06:10.700 I hope not.

00:06:11.680 I don't think so.

00:06:12.740 But this one guy said there was a tweet that she has.

00:06:17.280 I don't know if this is true.

00:06:18.900 Someone fact-checked this.

00:06:20.100 Well, he's verified.

00:06:20.840 It must be true.

00:06:21.280 She has a sensitive nose, so everyone must chew gum from a bowl outside her office before talking to her. 0.98

00:06:27.340 And if she thinks you smell that day, you have to go home and shower. 1.00

00:06:32.160 At least she provides the gum.

00:06:33.840 And we actually have that same workplace scenario here. 1.00

00:06:38.200 Like, if you smell bad, dude, your ass is getting sent home. 0.99

00:06:40.260 Unfortunately, I can't even shower because it's so hot water. 0.99

00:06:42.920 You could.

00:06:43.740 It's just cold. 1.00

00:06:44.600 I can't do shit. 0.99

00:06:45.480 And our gum isn't in a bowl outside the office. 0.99

00:06:47.720 It's under the desk.

00:06:48.340 Under the desk.

00:06:49.260 Mike has been sticking there for years.

00:06:50.860 You got to chew Mike's old gum to be on it.

00:06:52.560 Here's the problem.

00:06:53.280 Because there's also 36 independently corroborated sexual harassment stories

00:07:00.260 that took place, again, behind the scenes,

00:07:03.060 which um is it all women i don't i don't think so i i also don't even know if that's remotely true

00:07:10.100 but i don't know that's probably what i should have said what would you speculate i would have

00:07:13.760 guessed probably not i mean 36 i mean that's a lot but also maybe like i saw how do you cover

00:07:19.460 36 of those tim dylan was making a joke he said yo you got ellen like gifting uh christine kristin 0.99

00:07:29.660 bella sloth on the show and behind the scenes like you got jimmy putting his dick on some poor girl 0.99

00:07:34.580 god dang like oh so it wasn't ellen with the sexual misconduct no no it was her employees 0.99

00:07:39.500 oh it was oh yeah exec producers it was it was the exec producers but but ellen's not employing 0.84

00:07:44.860 okay but yeah yes uh all right anyways what they say is policy like this would major things like

00:07:50.920 this is top down like yo if there's a if there's a toxic workplace with racism sexual issues like

00:07:56.220 all that stuff, bro, the CEO is getting a headshot, dude. 0.99

00:07:59.220 Like, that's just how it fucking goes. 0.97

00:08:00.720 But I will say quickly, too, Scooter Braun did jump in to defend her, 0.97

00:08:05.680 calling her a kind, thoughtful, and courageous human being.

00:08:08.280 Bro, he's Scooter Braun.

00:08:09.160 And as everyone knows, Dave Portnoy said,

00:08:13.880 like, Scooter Braun, oh, Scooter Braun, well, that makes everything else like that.

00:08:17.100 Scooter Braun said she's a kind person. 0.94

00:08:19.820 She's not going to be a dick to Scooter Braun.

00:08:21.840 Like, Scooter Braun comes in, you're going to shake his hand, 0.97

00:08:23.500 you're going to look him in the eyes, you're not going to make him chew gum.

00:08:25.080 Everyone else probably doesn't get a chance

00:08:27.740 Ellen doesn't know what's happening in her office 1.00

00:08:29.900 Because everyone's stinky 1.00

00:08:31.220 And she sends them home before she has a chance to see what's happening

00:08:34.040 Like they go to complain and it's just garlic 0.99

00:08:36.040 Right in her face 1.00

00:08:36.780 And she's like I don't give a fuck 1.00

00:08:38.340 I wonder what kind of gum 0.99

00:08:40.600 Probably not Hubba Bubba

00:08:42.100 If it was me it would be the blue eclipse

00:08:45.140 The dark blue eclipse

00:08:46.680 Every piece of that gum is dark blue eclipse

00:08:48.660 Can you imagine

00:08:49.060 It's individual rolls of that bubble tape 1.00

00:08:52.400 And she makes you chew a whole roll

00:08:54.120 Before you walk in, you can't even talk 0.84

00:08:56.640 because there's just so much gum in your mouth.

00:08:58.260 Did you used to get that when you played Little League Baseball?

00:09:00.620 And Big League Chew.

00:09:01.760 Yeah, Big League Chew.

00:09:03.620 But I was the dude that would take the whole roll out

00:09:06.100 and chew it on the side.

00:09:07.760 No, what's wrong with you?

00:09:09.280 I know, guys.

00:09:10.060 I can't be the only one.

00:09:10.860 You have a mullet, too. 0.93

00:09:11.860 I know.

00:09:12.260 Well, that was a style choice.

00:09:14.240 Because here's why it's quarantine.

00:09:15.300 I got my girl. 0.95

00:09:16.920 I'm not trying to impress anyone, and I'm fucking bored. 0.97

00:09:19.200 So, yeah, I'm going to grow this mullet out to the middle of my back. 0.99

00:09:21.760 Here's what's happening.

00:09:22.560 Ready?

00:09:22.700 here's why here's why this is happening now again we're back to the accountability conversation

00:09:28.100 so uh in the past these boomer celebs didn't really need to cater to anyone you were famous 0.99

00:09:33.980 you made money you're the shit yo like your employees are your employees you don't really 0.99

00:09:37.860 need to be nice to them whatever because guess what they don't have a voice who are they gonna 1.00

00:09:41.020 go to they're not gonna go to anyone now that you got that their twitter that their social media

00:09:45.080 everyone has a voice and everyone can speak up so these celebrities who know used to no longer

00:09:50.660 rely on people to be where they were in their life are now sort of subject to the experience

00:09:57.680 of the people around them because if it's not good they're going to be vocal about it and if

00:10:01.440 it's not good to a lot of people it's going to be echoed throughout the community and and so

00:10:05.760 yeah these these ceos these that was weird these are aliens uh someone getting a haircut did you

00:10:11.080 hear that these ceos these execs these um higher ups the wealthy the top tier on the top of the 0.96

00:10:16.780 hierarchy like they have a responsibility now to just be fucking nice like be kind how hard is it

00:10:22.360 to just be you're not the the days of entitlement are over ladies and gentlemen be kind it's it's 0.99

00:10:29.480 nice to be important but it's important to be nice wow wow some gandhi shit what i think what i think 0.90

00:10:37.100 might happen here what i fear is what if all these like cancellation people end up canceling 0.95

00:10:43.740 all the actually kind of nice people

00:10:46.080 and the only people 1.00

00:10:47.760 left are like the assholes that are 1.00

00:10:49.560 uncancellable so like so like for example 0.99

00:10:51.860 they're like cancel Ellen cancel

00:10:53.760 all the people that are pretending to be nice

00:10:55.440 me and the Nelk boys elevate 1.00

00:10:57.900 banks fucking Adam 1.00

00:10:59.740 22 they're like yo we can't cancel these guys 1.00

00:11:01.860 they're just assholes everyone knows it 1.00

00:11:03.900 and then we run the fucking world 1.00

00:11:05.980 did the cancel culture work you fucked yourself 1.00

00:11:08.200 now you got a bunch of 1.00

00:11:09.800 fucking assholes at the top Dave Portnoy 1.00

00:11:11.880 running the stock market 1.00

00:11:13.140 I'm running for president 1.00

00:11:14.840 Like you're fucked up 1.00

00:11:16.020 You had Ellen DeGeneres 1.00

00:11:17.260 All she did was make you chew gum 1.00

00:11:18.920 Couldn't deal with that dude

00:11:21.120 Now look at you

00:11:22.380 So I wonder what's gonna happen

00:11:23.800 You know cause it's hot

00:11:25.080 And it's heated in the moment 0.75

00:11:26.120 That's how this cancel culture

00:11:27.340 Tends to go

00:11:27.960 Everyone's like

00:11:28.620 Tweeting away with their heavy thumbs

00:11:30.440 But in a week

00:11:31.820 Like will people care

00:11:32.640 Maybe

00:11:33.380 You know this

00:11:34.700 It will plague her for a while

00:11:36.180 We'll see what happens

00:11:36.880 Has she said anything

00:11:37.420 I'm looking at the hashtag

00:11:38.260 Right now hashtag replace Ellen

00:11:39.360 She did issue an apology

00:11:40.360 I'm not sure what it was

00:11:42.120 but I say replace Ellen with David Dobrik.

00:11:46.380 Oh, I thought you meant the videographer.

00:11:48.000 We talked about it a long time ago.

00:11:49.580 I think he could do it, yeah.

00:11:51.440 Can you imagine?

00:11:52.120 It might be the time.

00:11:53.280 Would it still be the Ellen show or it would be the David show?

00:11:55.720 Probably wouldn't be the Ellen show, Mac.

00:11:57.400 Why not?

00:11:58.240 Because his name's David.

00:12:00.720 I mean, you just got to keep that legacy going, right?

00:12:02.500 Long live Ellen.

00:12:03.300 I don't think so. 1.00

00:12:03.900 Somebody was already talking about a replacement for her.

00:12:06.960 Who's the late night talk show dude that sings with David Dobrik?

00:12:09.420 James Corden?

00:12:09.900 Yeah, James Corden, I think.

00:12:10.860 He's sharp.

00:12:11.240 He's going to do daytime and then nighttime

00:12:13.460 That's a long day for that guy

00:12:14.800 He's got to drive around in his car and sing with people all day

00:12:17.880 How's he going to do that?

00:12:19.180 He can't do both

00:12:19.940 Dwayne Johnson bought the XFL 0.99

00:12:21.780 Dwayne The Rock fucking Johnson 0.98

00:12:24.840 Paid 15 million dollars 0.99

00:12:27.540 To co-own the XFL

00:12:29.060 The XFL, so what is it?

00:12:30.100 It's like a B-list NFL

00:12:33.680 It's a football league

00:12:34.980 Is that what it stands for?

00:12:37.060 The X

00:12:37.500 They didn't even put the E in

00:12:39.940 No, because I want to be cool.

00:12:41.940 The extreme, what makes it so extreme?

00:12:45.060 Do you know?

00:12:45.520 Just, you know, overall extremity, bro.

00:12:48.680 I mean, there's no limit to how extreme it could be.

00:12:52.360 They're like suplexing people off the goalposts and stuff.

00:12:55.520 It's a wrestler's league, guys.

00:12:56.700 So I think they were like days away from officially declaring bankruptcy. 0.99

00:13:02.800 and fucking Dwayne The Rock Johnson 0.99

00:13:05.280 took a break from saving skyscrapers 0.99

00:13:08.360 and stopping Godzilla from burning down the city.

00:13:11.440 And he said, nope, 0.99

00:13:13.600 I'm going to buy the fucking XFL for $15 million. 1.00

00:13:16.920 This was dumb, bro. 1.00

00:13:18.560 This was dumb. 1.00

00:13:19.420 Bro, anytime you could buy any kind of league, 0.99

00:13:22.560 air quotes, for 15 M's, bro,

00:13:25.500 you're probably making up.

00:13:26.520 Like, yo, you can't even franchise a McDonald's

00:13:28.780 for that price, I don't think.

00:13:30.200 I don't think you,

00:13:31.140 I think it's more than that, the franchise at McDonald's. 1.00

00:13:33.400 He bought a fucking league. 1.00

00:13:35.120 Like, we could have gathered some shekels and bought the fucking league. 1.00

00:13:37.680 I know, I know. 1.00

00:13:38.460 Are you fucking me, bro? 1.00

00:13:39.800 Except here's the issue. 1.00

00:13:40.840 I fucking wouldn't have, because it's dumb. 0.99

00:13:44.320 Bro, there's a reason they were about to go out of business. 0.99

00:13:46.500 Like, I will say this.

00:13:48.800 I'm saying this now, and I don't think the XFL is going to go anywhere, 0.99

00:13:53.400 but if Dwayne, if anyone can turn it around, it's the fucking rock. 0.88

00:13:56.920 And if he does, he'll go down in the books even more than he already was going down in the books. 0.94

00:14:03.140 Like pulling that out up from the graveyard and reviving the XFL, why it might work is because he is so genuine and authentic as a leader and businessman.

00:14:13.520 He said he bought it for two reasons.

00:14:17.560 One, the love of the game.

00:14:20.400 Loves football.

00:14:21.240 I don't know if you guys know Dwayne Johnson's story, but he thought he was going to go to the NFL.

00:14:24.100 had some horrible injuries uh at the time you know like anyone who had a dream he thought his

00:14:29.340 life was over turns out to be the best uh uh mishap of his life because then he he had the

00:14:35.280 seven bucks in his pocket and went out to hollywood and made a career for himself became a

00:14:39.080 wwe superstar and now he's one of the biggest entertainers in the world number two number two

00:14:43.920 giving the fans the audience the people what they want serving the people if you can serve the

00:14:50.260 customer and the consumer and you love the thing you're doing there's a recipe there the the the

00:14:56.400 the business model and the business that he's in might be a bit harder to again uh rehabilitate

00:15:02.320 but there's a recipe if there's one person that should be leading the helmet can make it happen 0.98

00:15:06.280 it's the fucking jay oh my god bro i don't know enough i won't speak on it because i don't know 0.98

00:15:11.060 enough about the business why it was so like honestly that 15m price tag to me is just 0.99

00:15:16.220 hilarious like you imagine him sitting at the 50 yard line if they even have one of those in the 1.00

00:15:20.560 xfl and like they're like yeah why are you at the game like some fat pudgy fuck drinking out of a 0.99

00:15:25.640 red cup because i'm sure that's who goes to those games he's like yeah what do you do rock johnson 0.98

00:15:30.140 for the league and he's like i actually bought it i was one day i was bored so i just wrote i

00:15:34.440 wired 15 ms over to vince mcmahon who by the way who's he bought who he bought it off you're lying

00:15:39.200 you're lying i should also mention uh his uh business partner danny garcia right um bought

00:15:46.920 it with him yeah who used to be his wife which i'm sorry there's an interesting dynamic here

00:15:52.840 you know about this no so here look at the rock so he's married to danny garcia who was his wife

00:15:58.440 and i believe he had his first uh first kid with and now they're business partners and he's remarried

00:16:04.700 And I remember on Baywatch

00:16:06.620 I was watching the interaction

00:16:08.060 And it was so interesting

00:16:09.260 How professional they were

00:16:11.180 They truly split as romantic partners

00:16:14.980 And really just

00:16:15.980 Became business partners

00:16:17.940 And it's working

00:16:19.340 And again, he's remarried

00:16:20.900 And his current wife doesn't have a problem

00:16:22.840 With him working with his ex-wife 1.00

00:16:24.660 Oh, she got a problem

00:16:25.860 And let me tell you something else 0.99

00:16:28.400 You know who else got a problem?

00:16:29.640 Danny

00:16:30.000 Okay, because let me tell you this

00:16:31.760 Bro, I can imagine being in one of those business meetings

00:16:34.120 The business people come out

00:16:36.140 They're like okay we've got the structure of the deal laid out for you

00:16:38.800 It gives you 32 million dollars for you

00:16:40.540 Dwayne the Rock and 18 million dollars for you

00:16:42.800 Danny and she's like

00:16:43.600 And Dwayne's like what'd you say

00:16:46.060 And she's like 18 million huh 0.99

00:16:48.720 Even though I sat through that time you fucked Tanya 1.00

00:16:50.780 In Miami Beach 1996 motherfucker 1.00

00:16:52.680 And all of a sudden you've got that 0.99

00:16:54.440 Pass indiscretions rolling in and affecting the business

00:16:57.020 Bro you gotta understand these people aren't like us

00:16:58.840 They're literally machine people

00:17:00.560 Oh really like actually

00:17:01.600 Wait actually

00:17:02.760 Yes

00:17:03.640 Machine people 0.96

00:17:04.720 First off

00:17:05.160 Look at this dude

00:17:06.140 Are you kidding me?

00:17:07.960 These are machine humans 1.00

00:17:09.540 She's got some biceps man 0.99

00:17:09.960 They don't operate like us 0.98

00:17:11.060 They don't sleep our hours 0.96

00:17:12.020 They don't eat the things we do

00:17:13.140 On Baywatch Talk

00:17:14.560 I saw him eating oil

00:17:15.840 He was drinking oil

00:17:18.360 What kind of

00:17:19.040 Like castor oil?

00:17:19.640 He's a robot

00:17:20.400 Wait so 1.00

00:17:21.140 So that lady could choke out 1.00

00:17:22.820 Bradley Martin 1.00

00:17:24.000 Easily

00:17:25.660 Easily

00:17:26.520 And by the way

00:17:27.140 Just a quick

00:17:27.800 Teaser

00:17:29.440 I told y'all

00:17:30.440 Last episode

00:17:31.200 I was gonna make the Bradley Martin

00:17:32.480 Bryce Hall fight happened 0.99

00:17:33.980 It fucking happened 0.99

00:17:35.120 And it was atrocious 1.00

00:17:37.420 He saw the footage of it

00:17:39.120 This was

00:17:39.600 I would consider this a felony

00:17:41.740 Between a felony

00:17:42.600 And a potential

00:17:43.340 Aggravated homicidal attempt

00:17:45.640 Bryce

00:17:46.660 I'm not even gonna tell you

00:17:48.020 Maybe Bryce was the winner

00:17:49.440 Maybe he wasn't

00:17:50.520 But I'll tell you

00:17:51.180 The video's coming out

00:17:52.240 When you watch this

00:17:52.800 It's dropping tomorrow 0.99

00:17:53.560 And it's fucking 0.99

00:17:54.320 It's bad 1.00

00:17:55.160 It's pretty ruthless

00:17:56.020 TikTok

00:17:57.300 Gone

00:17:58.100 Forever

00:17:58.840 Never coming back

00:18:00.240 That's not true

00:18:00.620 It's already gone

00:18:01.280 It's not true

00:18:01.760 It's not

00:18:02.320 But Donald Trump has

00:18:04.120 As if he couldn't upset people

00:18:06.380 Some people more 1.00

00:18:07.720 He said you don't fuck with TikTok 1.00

00:18:10.000 He said I don't fuck with it dude 0.99

00:18:11.840 It's not my vibe 1.00

00:18:13.100 I don't fuck with you TikTok 1.00

00:18:14.920 I don't like Chinese people and it's over 1.00

00:18:18.040 So he said that or not

00:18:19.740 But he just said this is a massive security risk

00:18:22.360 And they don't want to play ball 0.97

00:18:23.240 And by the way maybe he's right I don't fucking know 0.95

00:18:25.040 He gave TikTok 45 days to sell 0.97

00:18:28.060 To an American

00:18:28.720 So by September 15th 0.87

00:18:30.560 It looks like they have to strike the deal with it.

00:18:32.840 It probably will end up being Microsoft. 1.00

00:18:35.160 Otherwise, Trump is going to fucking say, you're fired to fucking TikTok. 0.99

00:18:40.320 And Addison Rae was tweeting at her old school LSU or hometown school. 0.99

00:18:45.740 Like, yo, I got to get back in.

00:18:47.400 Yeah, you still there at LSU?

00:18:50.180 You up?

00:18:50.860 You up right now?

00:18:53.080 It's crazy. 1.00

00:18:54.140 Yeah, a lot of these TikTokers are about to become college students. 1.00

00:18:56.520 Well, what did you do? 1.00

00:18:57.540 What's your degree in?

00:18:59.620 TikTok.

00:19:00.560 but now it's in computer finance i'm a cad draw i draw cad paintings so yeah i mean that's scary

00:19:08.880 um are you gonna miss it though is anyone gonna miss i am i will i think i think i can speak for

00:19:14.260 there's gonna be another millennial and gen z when when i say i'll miss tiktok i missed i mean i don't

00:19:19.680 it's not gone i feel like it's cursed to always be a 15 seconds of fame thing vine six seconds it

00:19:24.580 only like lasted in the grand scheme of things a short period of time tiktok short period of time

00:19:29.100 how crazy is that like if the thing is up for your videos are 15 seconds long you're not gonna

00:19:33.460 have longevity out of that so you're saying the uh type of content posted on the platform is

00:19:38.900 indicative of the longevity of the platform wow currently that's the trend i would say yes but

00:19:44.240 this one's not see what trailer we'll see with bite right that's the other one don't don't not

00:19:48.820 no but i mean they're like you know if tiktok doesn't sell they got what they have a 110

00:19:53.160 10 billion dollar valuation or something like wow so i'm crazy tiktok tiktok's upside 180b but

00:19:59.780 who's gonna say who buys that i don't know i mean that's what that's always the question no they

00:20:04.200 can't even require that's too big of an acquisition i mean have to be some sort of i don't even

00:20:07.780 fucking know maybe like forced to sell by the president you have to well no i think that by

00:20:11.920 the way i think they're only liquidating the u.s operations oh yeah i say i say 0.99

00:20:17.340 yeah i got it okay i say we get the biggest tiktok stars in the world uh let's do like let's do like

00:20:25.560 a million followers plus we gather them all in a facebook group uh coordinate a time to show up

00:20:32.800 outside of the white house and do a renegade dance all at the same time in protest that

00:20:39.860 You keep our app

00:20:41.540 I think we can make enough noise

00:20:44.120 And shake our 1.00

00:20:46.240 Hips and our asses just enough 0.99

00:20:48.660 That we can convince Donald Trump 0.99

00:20:50.400 And by the way when we're there outside

00:20:52.300 Everyone just be telling Donald how great he is

00:20:54.780 100%

00:20:55.600 Get him in the TikTok

00:20:58.140 Get him in it

00:20:59.260 Put him in the world's shortest protest

00:21:01.980 I want to see

00:21:03.980 The president throw it back

00:21:05.660 100% 0.99

00:21:06.840 I think he could win over a lot of the younger

00:21:09.680 Democrat and

00:21:11.620 as his side call them

00:21:13.620 the bleeding heart liberals

00:21:15.280 by tossing it back one time.

00:21:17.820 I'm not asking you to do it a lot.

00:21:19.600 We get it. He can't walk

00:21:21.760 down a fucking ramp. That doesn't 1.00

00:21:23.760 mean he can't yoss that shit back for a real 1.00

00:21:25.860 one. Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

00:21:27.860 If the president, I swear to God, 0.99

00:21:30.960 if the 1.00

00:21:31.980 president hit one woe, 0.51

00:21:33.860 world peace, world peace. He would win the election.

00:21:36.180 World peace. I swear.

00:21:37.980 Yo, if Donald Trump went

00:21:39.140 With the noise

00:21:42.660 With the little pop smoke

00:21:43.940 He went

00:21:44.420 He would win

00:21:47.120 I just thought of an idea

00:21:48.440 I know who can save TikTok

00:21:50.020 It's gotta be

00:21:51.740 Alexander Cooper

00:21:53.260 Call Her Daddy

00:21:54.880 No

00:21:55.640 It's actually a man who's come to the rescue

00:21:57.560 Very recently

00:21:58.640 One more guess

00:22:01.440 Roman Atwood

00:22:02.180 The Rock

00:22:03.160 The Rock's buying TikTok

00:22:05.740 I don't think he can afford that

00:22:07.340 TikTok Rock

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00:23:58.280 6ix9ine released a new song yesterday.

00:24:01.000 And the internet caught a slight blaze. 0.98

00:24:02.640 I wouldn't call it a fucking wildfire 0.97

00:24:04.320 Like it normally is when he posts 0.97

00:24:05.660 Because I think

00:24:06.740 That his clout is starting to trickle off

00:24:10.120 I called this

00:24:11.700 I called this 1.00

00:24:13.480 People are gonna stop giving a fuck 0.99

00:24:16.120 Like we get it 1.00

00:24:16.900 You're the dude who snitched

00:24:19.740 And then somehow got out of jail

00:24:21.660 And got rainbow hair

00:24:23.400 And loud 0.98

00:24:25.180 You make the occasional banger

00:24:27.180 And it's like your music's somewhat listenable too 1.00

00:24:29.740 And makes Thaddeanus want to shake their ass 1.00

00:24:31.960 We get it 1.00

00:24:32.500 I said this

00:24:35.060 I think

00:24:35.600 I think in six months

00:24:36.840 To a year

00:24:37.340 People are gonna be

00:24:38.320 Scrolling by his

00:24:39.260 Instagram posts

00:24:40.040 A little faster

00:24:40.720 Yeah

00:24:41.120 I took a bike ride

00:24:43.180 Yesterday after he 0.96

00:24:43.960 Released Chochi

00:24:45.440 Yaya

00:24:46.320 Punani

00:24:47.640 It's always something

00:24:49.000 Like that

00:24:49.460 And I wanna know

00:24:50.880 Why

00:24:51.360 Why do I feel

00:24:53.180 The way I do

00:24:54.040 Towards him

00:24:54.940 He's never hurt me

00:24:56.020 In any way

00:24:56.460 He's never done anything

00:24:57.160 To make me upset

00:24:57.820 And I know people

00:24:58.560 Thoroughly enjoy his music

00:24:59.940 There's

00:25:00.720 There's a little 1.00

00:25:01.600 little pudgy little kid in his fucking cul-de-sac right now riding his bike around with four pegs 1.00

00:25:08.280 on it that he's never going to grind anything but he's riding around with four fucking pegs 1.00

00:25:12.140 and he's like fucking i'm mad he mad big mad you mad and his mom's like jimmy get in here you 1.00

00:25:19.900 fucking scumbag it's time for dinner that's happening who am i to fucking take that kid's 1.00

00:25:25.980 happiness away so i'm riding my bike in my loser ass biking outfit which no one could take anything 1.00

00:25:31.580 i say seriously and okay what what no it's a great outfit i know that but i just look like a 0.95

00:25:36.620 weirdo in it i'm thinking i said why am i so upset why do i have this guttural just upset reaction

00:25:42.440 269 and everybody's always like yo yeah he snitched but hip-hop ain't about the streets 0.90

00:25:50.460 anymore hip-hop ain't about doing gang shit no more not too long ago though it was that is what 0.99

00:25:58.480 hip-hop is rooted in hip-hop is rooted in in the criminal life and in the fucking streets bro 0.98

00:26:05.340 okay and as someone who had every narcotics related decision in my life decided for me by 0.98

00:26:13.460 jay-z biggie nas 50 lloyd banks jada all the way up to i even got respect for shmurda and all these

00:26:21.920 dudes that are saying shine dude i realized yesterday that the the reason i have f's on

00:26:28.420 my rap sheet and the reason why i had to go in front of a judge in the first place was because

00:26:32.080 of snitches all of my arrests were because of snitches and in my line of what my old line of

00:26:40.240 work at first snitches ended up in ditches then it turned into snitches get stitches but now 1.00

00:26:46.420 snitches get bitches what the fuck happened what happened like yo this motherfucker has deemed it 1.00

00:26:56.220 cool cool to be a snitch okay so once again no problem with his music no problem with his fans 1.00

00:27:02.120 no problem with his rise to fame no jealousy no problem with his clout i love it biggest thing

00:27:06.820 on youtube get your money boy but where is the culture right now meek mill meek mill you were 1.00

00:27:14.300 supposed to fire back at this motherfucker you're from the streets you're from philly the whole 1.00

00:27:17.860 fucking city fucks with you bro why have you not done anything where are the street dudes why is 1.00

00:27:23.340 the culture just deemed this okay that's my only question i just want to know why is a white kid 1.00

00:27:27.520 from connecticut are you giving culture lessons you're gonna hate this answer you're gonna hate

00:27:33.080 it what is it it's because of the art and i hate to even say that and and and take art with a

00:27:40.180 grain of salt but it's because of the art do you know how hard it is for people to celebrate

00:27:46.260 a person from their art celebrate a person like separate sorry oh sorry yeah separate got it got

00:27:54.780 like michael jackson's a good example a lot of people don't give a fuck about what he did 0.69

00:28:00.640 r kelly r kelly some people still rock remix to ignition that that i'm sorry bro every wedding 0.70

00:28:06.580 Bro, he pissed on some people

00:28:09.120 Some young people 0.64

00:28:10.620 And bro, by the way, horrible

00:28:12.580 Horrible

00:28:13.960 But if I'm driving down the street in Lana's Lambo

00:28:17.060 And remix to Ignition comes on 0.99

00:28:18.660 I'm lowering the windows, I'm bumping the shit to 100 0.99

00:28:21.360 And blowing the fucking speakers out 0.99

00:28:22.560 I don't think you are, I'm calling your bluff 0.99

00:28:24.380 No, because I thought I was like you

00:28:27.100 I thought I was like you

00:28:28.500 I'll go first, I'll do the first hook

00:28:31.580 I'm out

00:28:32.120 You go past the first hook 0.99

00:28:34.760 you're going to hell oh it's out here's what i think mike you go to a trash can outside a 0.97

00:28:40.200 restaurant you're throwing away your garbage you just finished a great meal from that italian 1.00

00:28:44.120 joint down the street that used to go to new york all the time you open the lid of that trash can 0.99

00:28:48.340 oh what do you see you see a rat sitting sitting right on top of that trash do you uh do you go 0.99

00:28:53.820 out of your way to chase that rat down and kill it or do you just throw your trash away put the 0.99

00:28:57.700 lid on let the thing go on live its life as a rat for the in a trash can this seems tricky and i get 1.00

00:29:02.360 i'm with you i hear you but when i go on twitter and there's a 17 year old kid who is listing his

00:29:09.100 top 10 rappers of all time and just before annalee choppa and the other five people he's listed after

00:29:15.160 it motherfucking 69 is number one jay ain't on the list big ain't on the list pocket on the list 0.95

00:29:21.240 the culture has fucked us and i will make another point here i believe a part of the problem is 1.00

00:29:27.880 motherfucking white money wow crazy another thing from a fucking white kid to say but as soon as hip 1.00

00:29:34.900 hop became mainstream and all the white money rolled in the culture's defense of mortal sins 1.00

00:29:45.120 like snitching and giving up your set and fucking doing all the shit that happens and wearing 0.99

00:29:50.580 dresses as a rapper the culture that used to say nope not fucking happening when we see you 0.99

00:29:56.500 no more that culture doesn't exist anymore because when the money starts rolling in by 0.97

00:30:01.020 the billions from alabama from louisiana from fucking idaho from montana when little jimmy's 0.92

00:30:07.540 riding his bike around the cul-de-sac but he's like mama you gotta get me six nines new album 0.98

00:30:12.960 and the mom's like if you take your adhd meds jimmy i'll buy you six nines new album and that

00:30:17.320 happens the culture turns a blind eye because they valued money more than the culture bro

00:30:24.760 i but i truly believe that's what's happened and i like i said once again six nine get your fashion

00:30:31.280 nova money get the youtube views get all of it but what i would love to see someone step up and

00:30:37.200 be like yo at least we don't can some people have said we don't condone it some people have been

00:30:42.160 like yo this dude like you know turn informant like do you wanna you know how many opportunities

00:30:46.580 i had sitting in front of investigators and they were like because because that's the other excuse

00:30:50.920 that the people on twitter use anybody would have done that in his position bobby schmurt is still 0.96

00:30:56.700 in jail shine did what a fucking decade for that diddy shooting when he lit that club up 0.99

00:31:02.920 nobody snitched yeah not everybody would do it that's the whole point of being a fucking g bro 0.98

00:31:10.760 not everybody would do it i think we're in an interesting time which i started to call uh the 0.94

00:31:15.980 verification era so like the thing with ellen everyone has you know this equal platform to

00:31:21.360 spread their voice and verify whether or not someone's actually a good person or a bad person 0.82

00:31:25.640 right it's becoming um increasingly difficult to keep you know shit that should be hidden 0.91

00:31:33.060 hidden or not even hidden that is you just things come to the surface very quickly and i guess the 0.98

00:31:38.580 six nines case he was just like yo screw it i'm i'm out on this gang shit which now of course he 0.91

00:31:43.580 runs around the town with 100 people whatever yeah what do you guys think about that i mean 0.98

00:31:47.420 is that safe no i mean he has to yeah he has to he doesn't have a choice no no no no is it safe

00:31:52.760 that he's out in the public in the middle of the city that he forsaked did he forsake the city i

00:31:58.280 don't know well i mean do we glorify the question is do we still do we continue to glorify gang

00:32:02.440 violence or you know gang activity that is potentially negative and can hurt the greater

00:32:08.000 whole the community that it's a part of um i think it's the culture mike's talking about you

00:32:12.160 yeah that exact culture i mean mike you're having an issue because you're unable to forgive your

00:32:16.540 past or your your drug dealing you still have some connection to that i mean it's cool to honor it

00:32:20.980 but i don't think it's great to glorify gang violence or drug dealing but even in the last

00:32:24.880 song but even in the last song but but that's but that's what i'm getting at what i'm getting at is

00:32:29.100 he got to where he is by glorifying gang violence and still like even in his last song like pull up 0.98

00:32:36.260 at the burger spot with a i don't even know what the fucking lyric is with a chopper or some shit 0.97

00:32:41.440 right so he's still glorifying gang violence even though and and riding that wave of the culture 0.98

00:32:46.800 even though he don't he doesn't follow the rules of that culture yeah i don't know he's young i

00:32:51.520 think you're looking at it short i think long term he'll fall off in his songs that are now

00:32:55.120 one minute and 40 seconds that are just him yelling absolutely nothing will people fall

00:33:00.740 out of favor of those it's not it's not nothing he's saying he's saying some he's saying some 1.00

00:33:06.020 real good stuff oh go ahead uh guzzle guzzle it eat it she a doggie ass bitch muzzle up her shit 1.00

00:33:13.100 she just wanted the ecstasy and shit trippy trippy in this bitch listen yeah i mean bitch 1.00

00:33:20.140 will pop songbird of a generation for sure songbird he's saying some real i mean that stuff 1.00

00:33:25.140 is fucking eons of wisdom in in those syllables there's collectively only uh a total of about

00:33:32.840 probably 10 to 12 words using this entire song which is talent in itself impressive the beatles 0.95

00:33:38.160 had something very similar i think uh 90 not 90 something like 60 percent of the words in hey jude 0.99

00:33:44.060 are na na na na na na oh yeah that's quality shit though yeah all right let's fuck it if we see if 0.99

00:33:50.680 hey man we'll come what comes after after a rainstorm six nines rainbow rainbow hair 1.00

00:33:56.080 i had a i had a question for michael are you so hot that you can't answer this question 0.93

00:34:03.820 there's a heat wave in la right now yeah it's like 110 fuck i have to text my dad every day 0.61

00:34:09.860 to make sure he hasn't burned up in a forest fire at the ranch how hot is it out there real hot and

00:34:14.620 there's signs you drive by with the little smoky the bear fire danger today level chance of fire

00:34:19.980 it's always on high it's like extreme level he sent me a picture he sent me a picture over the

00:34:25.320 mountain there was a giant uh smoke cloud oh yeah it's hot that's scary yeah he put it on his

00:34:31.160 snapchat he said wow this is closet beautiful lay it on me what do you got uh that was a that was a 0.97

00:34:37.360 that was a shitty just horrible fucking horribly delivered joke um okay so here's what happened 0.97

00:34:44.000 i took josie on a date i try to do dates maybe once a month yeah i'm not a super traditional 0.99

00:34:51.180 guy i'm not like the best uh uh dater because when i go on dates i'm still me i'm still very

00:34:57.960 much me i'm just a kid trying to have fun 25 years old running around uh santa monica hollywood la

00:35:03.980 not really knowing what he's doing just want to um impress my girl have a good time with her

00:35:07.900 josie gets real mature not real mature but she she definitely like levels up it's like she goes 1.00

00:35:13.160 into date her posture straightens up a little bit right she gets taller because of those heels that

00:35:17.880 she puts on she's smiling a little bit more unusual and i'm like dang like she's she's such

00:35:23.180 a good date partner and um i want to be a good date partner too you know so i'm opening the

00:35:27.400 doors it's not like i'm not cordial everything i will say everything i'm doing is a ace it's

00:35:31.180 fucking ace but she asked me um sometimes when we're in public we'll be hanging out she asked 0.97

00:35:36.780 me to hold her purse no no the answer's fucking no okay okay help the answer's no amara does this 0.99

00:35:43.920 to me all the time she's like babe hold my purse i'm like i'm not in public in public it was in one 0.99

00:35:48.840 of my last vlogs i'm like i'm not holding your fucking purse someone's gonna see us bro and take 0.98

00:35:53.920 a fucking picture of why do you want me to hold a one pound object it's a power play it's a power 0.99

00:35:59.360 i know it is what are you saving her bodily harm by the purse is nothing i know i know just set it 0.99

00:36:05.440 on the do something set it somewhere because i dude like i am i will give everything to this 0.93

00:36:10.060 girl but for some reason she hands me her purse like i hold it mind you but i ain't doing it out

00:36:14.480 in the open i i held it and ducked behind a car i crawled under a chevy i'm not i'm i will not

00:36:20.220 hold the purse out but dude i don't know something about it mind you i'm the dude who says yo be a

00:36:26.720 simp pay for everything open the door for your girl send her flowers when she's working on set

00:36:31.360 everything i cannot hold her purse in public i don't know why big purse small purse small purse

00:36:38.880 it's blue it's gucci it looks like a girl's purse i can i can't be the only guy who does this please

00:36:44.860 comment below if you're listening to this i need to know is there a solution here is it are we wrong 0.96

00:36:51.020 are we being misogynistic like fucks no absolutely not i'm in the you know don't carry the purse in 0.96

00:36:56.120 the first place kind of thing what if you have things like what and and more moreover i don't 0.99

00:37:02.780 know if you'd know this because you're single but girls use purses as an accessory to their outfit 1.00

00:37:07.160 Absolutely 1.00

00:37:07.620 I totally understand

00:37:08.820 Hey I'm in the fashion world

00:37:10.100 I get it

00:37:10.620 But

00:37:10.800 You don't need it sometimes

00:37:12.620 Correct

00:37:14.180 But on that one date night a month bro

00:37:16.200 You 1.00

00:37:16.440 I mean shit 1.00

00:37:17.320 You give it your all 1.00

00:37:18.480 Dog I put on a button down

00:37:20.380 What?

00:37:21.560 I wore a Laurel Piano open shoes 1.00

00:37:23.320 My fucking ankles were showing 1.00

00:37:25.220 This was when you went to the crab house 1.00

00:37:27.440 Yeah so good by the way

00:37:28.680 I gave you that recommendation

00:37:30.120 You are drenched

00:37:31.440 Bro honestly dude 0.96

00:37:32.700 I'm gonna hit some

00:37:33.660 You know what it is too 0.59

00:37:34.720 Ever since we got that face 0.95

00:37:37.120 surgery where we got the shots in our face my face has been bluster fucking red and i can't 0.99

00:37:42.780 fucking you got white blood cells in there puffing out your skin and making you look young 0.98

00:37:46.100 all right but yeah i don't know like i again i got no problem being a simp it's a tough one to 1.00

00:37:51.740 hold the purse it just kind of i've always had an issue with it what was the circumstance leading

00:37:56.120 up to it like why did you have why did you have to hold the purse i don't know she needs a tie

00:38:00.000 shoe uh put a coat on whatever hey wait that's a better question that's the better question 1.00

00:38:07.300 what circumstance would she be what would she be unable to do because she's holding a purse 0.90

00:38:14.360 i could see putting a coat on but for one second say it did have a strap that's what i'm saying

00:38:20.560 i don't need to this isn't it's not necessary i should maybe just you're she wants you to be

00:38:27.620 nice that's what mike's saying it's a power play it's it's to see how much your boyfriend will 0.79

00:38:31.840 send for you i ain't fucking buying it josie all right we're gonna find a nice shelf for you to 0.91

00:38:37.020 set your purse on or if you do give it to me i'm out for the time being seems like uh josie's been 0.94

00:38:41.740 causing a lot of problems for people around here me included i got beef with you paul oh what we

00:38:46.060 got okay mike i'm sure you're part of this i know dave's a part of it too is this your beef

00:38:50.700 this is it man all vegetarian beef um i'm i'm uh i was upset i got a phone call two phone

00:38:57.600 calls 11 o'clock at night just hopped out of shower had a nice relaxing uh evening all of a

00:39:02.640 sudden i get this phone call uh from josie hey mac uh i'm just wondering are you with logan right

00:39:08.560 now oh yeah no why would i get that call what's going on here what am i supposed to do in this

00:39:15.660 situation okay very no she said logan said he's with you yeah are you with him right now yeah so

00:39:23.160 I'm primed to now I'm being put in a position where I either have to lie, just completely tell the truth that I'm not, or figure out a gray area to navigate some strange waters that I don't want to be in.

00:39:39.980 Well, that is the aliens.

00:39:41.380 That is the aliens.

00:39:42.840 They're trying to communicate with me.

00:39:46.040 It was the TV.

00:39:47.260 Wow.

00:39:49.180 Hey, guys.

00:39:50.620 All right.

00:39:50.940 so we got gray area gray water to navigate some water some waters that i gotta navigate through

00:39:58.420 that i don't want to be in i don't want to be in this spot right and you know what i say is not

00:40:05.000 josie i just got out of the shower uh i haven't seen she's like up at 20 minutes ago i was like

00:40:08.160 i just got i just had gotten in the shower and uh you know i didn't lie i said i was with you

00:40:15.400 recently yeah because i was yeah and that i had just got in the shower and that was about all i

00:40:19.540 had um but you punked us man you you played us and you manipulated us and it hurt and i didn't

00:40:25.440 like it at all i don't ever want to be put in that position so let me get this straight you're mad 0.55

00:40:30.040 because you didn't have my back huh you're mad because you didn't have why you i didn't i didn't

00:40:34.560 not have your back i didn't have any backs i put myself i took myself out of situations so then

00:40:39.380 what's the beef no spine what's the beef man why you do that to us yeah that was wild to check my

00:40:43.780 boys everybody passed no one passed except georgie no no one so now hold on here's the question 0.88

00:40:50.060 that's actually not true well let me let me know let me fucking say this because i i knew that 0.87

00:40:54.820 you were gonna say that what was george gonna do when she was like oh logan can i talk to logan on 0.89

00:41:00.120 your phone like why does he keep calling from his boys this is a game about quick thinking and

00:41:04.780 loyalty yeah here was my quick thinking he didn't lie i was just with him not now that worked

00:41:10.320 perfect exactly right it literally worked perfectly it didn't i wouldn't say that so what was the my

00:41:15.540 issue is like like tech like okay technically it worked but i wouldn't say worked perfect george's

00:41:21.020 picture perfect i'm with him right now but he's in the bathroom he said he'll call you back which

00:41:25.820 is exactly josie said what would you do if you got this call from any boys girls and i before we

00:41:30.180 called george i said i'd probably say he's like pooping or something i'll go get him for you but

00:41:34.340 he's gonna have to call you later because he's in the bathroom and george said that exact same thing

00:41:38.260 and here's here's where i here's where i detract or walk away from that what if she

00:41:45.120 two seconds later is like oh shit i just remembered i have george's location and 0.95

00:41:48.860 logan's location like like here's the thing doesn't she doesn't but what if she did so 0.62

00:41:53.520 here's why i say this i always handle those situations in a way where i walk the line

00:41:59.580 between a direct and evidence evident uh broken lie and the truth so she so okay

00:42:08.240 so okay so let me tell you why she could have never said what you just said is untrue like

00:42:13.920 everything i said was there was no way for her to find out that i was not telling the truth

00:42:17.260 george's was easily detectable that if you didn't call back like if she was just like yo have him

00:42:21.780 have logan call from your phone so i know that he's with you he couldn't have done let me ask

00:42:25.460 you this worst case scenario worst case scenario because let's be honest you guys love josie you

00:42:30.560 like josie whatever the verb is you are yeah the what what what figure of spare part of speech is

00:42:35.900 Is that like? Adverb? Is that an adjective?

00:42:38.200 No. I think it's an adverb.

00:42:39.960 It's a word. Yeah. It's definitely a word.

00:42:42.220 Whatever way you feel about her, 0.99

00:42:43.940 at the end of the fucking day, 0.99

00:42:45.800 you got no loyalty to Josie compared to me, right? 1.00

00:42:48.100 So worst case scenario, she catches you in a lie. 0.99

00:42:51.300 Yeah, I fucking lied. 1.00

00:42:52.300 No, no. Well, here's 0.99

00:42:54.200 where I'll draw the line with that. I have

00:42:55.840 a loyalty to myself

00:42:58.240 first as a truth teller

00:43:00.120 before to you.

00:43:01.400 No, that's not true. 100% true.

00:43:03.620 Bro, you have no idea

00:43:06.340 The amount of times

00:43:07.800 I've had to sit in front of

00:43:09.360 No, actually it's not true

00:43:10.980 This part's not true

00:43:11.800 So let me back it up

00:43:12.600 Before I say a lie

00:43:13.320 Nice

00:43:13.680 Off to a horrible start

00:43:14.960 Okay, let me say

00:43:15.600 The amount of times

00:43:16.760 I had to sit in front of someone

00:43:18.220 And tell them something

00:43:19.880 That I so easily

00:43:20.760 Could have lied about

00:43:21.580 That hurt so bad

00:43:22.740 To tell the truth on

00:43:23.440 Because I simply don't lie

00:43:24.580 I don't do it 0.99

00:43:25.700 I don't fucking lie about anything

00:43:26.640 I tell simply 100% 0.98

00:43:28.460 It is my brand

00:43:29.740 You tell your truth

00:43:30.540 It is my brand

00:43:32.100 But you and I both know 0.94

00:43:33.380 tell 100 percent of the truth all the fucking time i don't to me if there is a difference if 0.94

00:43:38.700 my if my truth to me is my truth then me telling it is the truth to me okay like there's no other 0.96

00:43:44.060 way to tell there's no other way to tell the truth about something then you're because no

00:43:48.180 because truth shouldn't be subjective it's give me an example what give me an example according

00:43:53.880 to quantum physics truth can be subjective because everyone according to quantum physics

00:43:57.680 because everyone perceives everything differently but when it comes to like cut and dry situations

00:44:01.940 that are uh you know something is this black is this white like you can't i can say i can say 0.99

00:44:08.140 without a shadow of a doubt that i i would i have not told a actual lie in so fuck i can't even 0.99

00:44:16.680 remember the last fucking lie i told it's been more than a decade you know which one the whole 0.98

00:44:21.340 issue with the shrimp that was 1000 a miscommunication and we never even got yeah it was 0.98

00:44:26.860 Yes, it was.

00:44:27.280 You asked me a specific question that I did not have an answer to at the time because I didn't recall the conversation.

00:44:34.600 I answered it in fast-paced motion without thinking back to the—

00:44:37.220 Right, so you told your truth.

00:44:39.020 Yeah.

00:44:39.580 Yes.

00:44:40.040 Right.

00:44:40.840 Which wasn't the absolute truth.

00:44:43.060 No, no, no.

00:44:43.600 But it was me telling the truth.

00:44:45.660 Your truth.

00:44:45.980 Your truth.

00:44:46.700 Sometimes people say things for self-preservation.

00:44:49.060 So my issue with this situation—

00:44:50.160 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:44:50.700 It's okay.

00:44:51.060 You guys are going to keep going on about this.

00:44:52.600 No, that's not true.

00:44:52.760 You guys are going to keep going on about this.

00:44:53.880 You're going to draw a divide, and you're not going to like it.

00:44:55.280 Okay, let me finish this.

00:44:56.180 If you—

00:44:56.800 a just a statement for self-preservation that's not the truth that is not the truth that is not

00:45:02.060 what i did i told the truth to the best of my ability which was 100 percent to the best of my

00:45:09.220 ability if you ask okay if i ask you a question that you do not have the answer to and you give

00:45:15.020 me your answer to the best of your ability you have told the truth logan what's 100 times 9657

00:45:21.920 if you give me an answer and i'm like actually that's wrong man you still told the truth that 1.00

00:45:26.280 You told me your vert, you told me dumb as shit. 0.98

00:45:28.900 No, you told me heard you told me in my life. 1.00

00:45:32.320 In a situation like that, it'd be better to just say, I don't know.

00:45:35.480 But in this situation, I felt pressured to lie and I don't personally like to lie.

00:45:40.200 And when someone puts me in a position where I have to lie, I feel uncomfortable and I don't like that at all.

00:45:45.220 I get that.

00:45:45.960 Yeah.

00:45:46.340 So that's why I was disappointed, which is what he's saying as well, which is what he's saying.

00:45:49.400 So we don't want to be put in that position. 0.91

00:45:50.560 In general, I totally fucking agree with you.

00:45:52.200 I'm just saying, you know, just it's hard to say absolute. 0.94

00:45:54.300 I'll sit here and tell you right now

00:45:56.840 I don't tell the truth 100% of the time 0.97

00:45:58.480 I'm a really fucking honest person 0.99

00:46:00.000 But I lie when I need to fucking lie 0.98

00:46:03.320 I never do 0.99

00:46:04.140 Again I gotta check you

00:46:06.140 If you gave me a better example than that one

00:46:08.680 Because that one's like yo honestly

00:46:10.040 Your truth

00:46:13.220 Is based on intent

00:46:14.400 And the knowledge that you have of a situation at the time

00:46:16.840 That's all you can have

00:46:17.560 If your intent is I'm gonna go into the situation

00:46:20.000 And tell exactly the truth of what I know

00:46:22.060 That's exactly what I did 0.91

00:46:23.640 I said, everything I fucking know, you asked me a very specific detail about a meaningless conversation that I have a million a fucking day, didn't give a fuck about it, I was sitting in your bedroom talking to you, you asked me a very specific detail, it was way outside my random access memory, and I told the truth based on the intent of telling the truth and the information I had at the time. 0.92

00:46:40.420 if you do that i believe you have satisfied the prerequisites for telling the truth that is where 0.97

00:46:47.920 that is how i what i believe i mean we could probably even find a definition of what it

00:46:51.680 means to tell the truth but i guarantee you that if it's intent to tell the truth and using the

00:46:56.000 information you have at the time to do so you are probably covered in probably even in a court of law

00:47:03.140 Maybe.

00:47:06.960 We could dig into this more.

00:47:08.920 This is a metaphorical or metaphysical conversation.

00:47:12.800 It's like, who knows what?

00:47:13.820 Are you actually bad?

00:47:15.640 No, not anymore.

00:47:16.500 You were.

00:47:17.560 I was at the time. 0.98

00:47:18.380 I mean, it sucks. 0.77

00:47:19.700 Like I said, I don't want to be put in a position where I have to make up a story. 0.96

00:47:27.420 If, for example, it were the truth that Logan Paul was running around on his girlfriend,

00:47:32.140 And I then came up with a lie

00:47:34.000 And then had to defend myself

00:47:36.800 That's what I'm saying 0.99

00:47:38.300 Who gives a fuck 0.99

00:47:39.020 Me, personally 0.99

00:47:40.020 I don't want to be in that position

00:47:41.460 Because I like to tell the truth

00:47:42.940 So that's the other thing

00:47:44.960 To each his own different strokes for different folks

00:47:46.780 Your loyalty to yourself was more important

00:47:49.680 Than your loyalty to your friend at the moment

00:47:51.580 In that situation, of course

00:47:53.740 Which is fine

00:47:55.980 Some people, that's how they operate

00:47:58.180 And I did not have your back

00:47:59.500 I just didn't say anything

00:48:02.080 That's how I am on it too though 1.00

00:48:04.480 Because if my boy is being a scumbag 0.99

00:48:08.440 I'm not going to go out of my way 1.00

00:48:12.560 To make a story

00:48:14.480 I told Josie this too

00:48:16.540 Act right 0.99

00:48:18.060 I said you got a house full of people

00:48:20.560 Who really hold each other accountable

00:48:22.000 To the highest degree 1.00

00:48:23.180 You just don't have a house full of cheaters and scumbags 1.00

00:48:26.420 I'm not going to throw you under the bus 1.00

00:48:28.720 for sure but i would but i would but like am i gonna be like he's right next to me he just

00:48:32.720 unfortunately we're doing a prank right now where his mouth and hands are taped and it's a mr beast 0.91

00:48:37.660 type prank where we have to wait 24 hours for him to no i'm not gonna fucking do that you gotta dig 0.95

00:48:42.440 let's put it this way i will help you like smoke with a smoke screen yeah but you gotta dig your 0.98

00:48:49.140 way out of your own bullshit i agree hey hey i agree because i honestly boys a good chance i 0.99

00:48:54.700 probably would have done the same shit as you like we're we're friends for a reason like i don't like 0.99

00:48:58.480 lying yeah it depends i don't know what the circumstances but i understood that's the whole 0.99

00:49:03.380 point of the thing let's see let's see where their heads are at during this during this time

00:49:08.120 yeah that i you're testing us man that's the idea i don't know it made for some i don't know

00:49:13.380 friends oh yeah we call content we call and did you say that it was for content yes for content

00:49:17.760 it was for logan's current vlog but also no one said uh no what if it had gone the other way

00:49:23.160 really bad though and one of the guys was like yo josie like between me and you like 0.78

00:49:27.120 i know he's like imagine one of us did that i would have fucking that because that's a lot 0.92

00:49:33.920 i'm the best boy no that's what i'm saying but i would have but like what yeah like one of them 0.92

00:49:38.940 was like i mean but like yo i feel like you hit me up like i would treat you better like what if

00:49:42.340 that happened like what if that happened like one of us like evan was just like yo i just want to

00:49:46.720 let you know like i've seen the way you've been looking at me when i'm in the fridge like yo can

00:49:51.360 you imagine that's why those pranks are scary they're bad we have a big prank set up this week

00:49:56.560 with another with another household that is like you never know which way these pranks are gonna 0.98

00:50:01.820 like yo there are so many pranks like even with like nelk boys with italian shit like that where 0.90

00:50:05.640 dude like remember when they used to run up on dudes in the hood yeah like bro you can get 0.97

00:50:11.440 when the outcome is uncertain you just gotta be you gotta be real tricky you gotta be real tricky

00:50:15.660 We called one of Josie's friends

00:50:19.120 I called her

00:50:20.480 Guess what the dynamic was like for girls 1.00

00:50:23.540 Believe it or not they're a bit smarter than us 1.00

00:50:27.260 She loves you

00:50:29.520 I know she would never do any

00:50:31.060 Did they go to that thing or what was it

00:50:33.100 She didn't answer

00:50:34.280 And she called Josie and said 0.99

00:50:36.180 What's up girl what we doing

00:50:38.320 What's the plan 1.00

00:50:38.980 I said damn these girls slick 1.00

00:50:42.660 But 1.00

00:50:43.100 but i think you're gonna say what i'm about this what i said it's because we're not friends it's

00:50:47.920 because they're not friends with uh you like it like we are with josie like josie's here 24 7

00:50:53.000 like you don't have that relationship like we're all super tight with josie like you're not super

00:50:57.240 super yeah day in and day out tight with those girls like when josie hit me up i was like oh

00:51:01.340 she's probably with logan probably wants to hang out or ask a question or yeah yeah like hey is

00:51:06.340 this microwave really gonna blow up if i use it why is there no hot water why is it yeah and then

00:51:10.100 And then you get spammed with a, uh, my boyfriend's cheating on me question. 0.99

00:51:14.200 Like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:51:15.660 Yeah, it was tricky. 1.00

00:51:16.440 Shit hurt. 0.99

00:51:17.000 Oh, and the dynamic you didn't understand, too, is that I had Lana in the background. 1.00

00:51:22.780 That's why you had a pass.

00:51:24.240 I had Lana in the background.

00:51:25.480 And you just came from dinner at a public place where, like, clearly I wasn't with you.

00:51:29.660 Right.

00:51:29.940 So you got, you got, like, you got passed.

00:51:32.140 Yeah.

00:51:32.500 I'm not going to lie.

00:51:33.060 All right.

00:51:33.720 Because I could have got caught if I lied.

00:51:35.460 Big time.

00:51:35.880 Big time.

00:51:36.200 And she would have been like, yo, I never trust you.

00:51:37.520 I'll never trust you again, bro.

00:51:39.120 Amara was pissed, right? 0.86

00:51:40.840 She said she was one second away from,

00:51:44.340 because she was drinking, too, that night because we were at catch.

00:51:46.540 And she said she was one second away from,

00:51:48.260 trust your instincts, girl, trust your instincts, 1.00

00:51:50.520 like the whole background shit. 0.99

00:51:52.340 And she was like, I'm happy I didn't say anything crazy. 0.99

00:51:57.880 You know what's crazy?

00:51:59.000 Astronauts just came back from a satellite just orbiting the Earth.

00:52:03.180 How crazy is that?

00:52:04.100 That's crazy.

00:52:04.460 They landed in the ocean.

00:52:05.780 And Elon Musk is planning on

00:52:08.020 Interplanetary travel

00:52:10.300 With Tom Cruise

00:52:11.480 Tom Hanks?

00:52:12.740 That doesn't surprise me

00:52:13.620 No, Tom Cruise trying to go to space and film a movie up there 1.00

00:52:16.080 That fucking guy 1.00

00:52:18.400 Does all his own stunts 1.00

00:52:19.600 I want to be the first YouTuber to vlog in space

00:52:21.960 But something tells me Mr. Beast is climbing a

00:52:24.820 100 million foot ladder up there as we speak

00:52:28.560 Made of Legos

00:52:29.120 With giant clown shoes on

00:52:30.240 Made of cash

00:52:31.840 Just cash, he stacked his money so high he could get to space

00:52:34.800 I brought up something earlier that we haven't talked about yet. 0.95

00:52:38.800 My face has been so hot and so fucking red. 0.95

00:52:42.500 Mentioned this earlier from our little spa day. 0.93

00:52:45.880 We went and got, I don't know if you guys can notice.

00:52:49.620 David. 0.99

00:52:50.620 David was on his fucking. 1.00

00:52:51.980 I know. 1.00

00:52:52.380 He's texting.

00:52:52.880 He's like, hello, Eve.

00:52:53.900 I'm so sad that you're in Canada.

00:52:55.880 I do love you very much so much, much.

00:52:59.240 And we're like, Dave, you were actually on a show here. 0.97

00:53:01.520 I don't know if you fucking know that. 0.93

00:53:02.560 But yeah, part of the fifth reason why I started sweating, 0.98

00:53:07.900 obviously nerves, anxiety, heat, but also the fucking- 0.99

00:53:11.840 PRP. 1.00

00:53:12.400 We got shot up in the fucking face, bro. 1.00

00:53:14.520 White blood cells are back in our face. 1.00

00:53:16.060 Do we look better?

00:53:16.980 I've been getting crazy compliments from Amara and from other people,

00:53:20.540 like, yo, you look shiny, you look fresh, you look renewed.

00:53:24.120 They stuck, for lack of a better way of putting it,

00:53:28.640 needles into our faces, Mac. 1.00

00:53:31.020 They shunned fucking needles 1.00

00:53:33.440 Like bro imagine it was like a little delicate lady 1.00

00:53:35.840 Like this 1.00

00:53:36.260 No bro they had Jack the Ripper

00:53:38.500 Jabbing us in the face 0.99

00:53:41.260 With motherfucking needles bro 1.00

00:53:43.060 Pow pow 1.00

00:53:44.000 Blood is arterial spray

00:53:46.580 Brain matter dude

00:53:48.300 Like you would with an EpiPen

00:53:49.540 Yes over and over

00:53:51.160 And Logan's like this really hurts

00:53:53.800 But it's worth it because of Hollywood

00:53:55.760 Bro crazy

00:53:57.120 But it was good because the stuff they were putting in

00:53:59.980 Is our own blood

00:54:01.000 weird so they inject they uh took our blood out they retrieved it put it in a i believe it's

00:54:06.920 called a coagulator yeah spin it around get all the white blood cells out then inject those which

00:54:11.280 are apparently like healthy healing cells back in your skin so at this moment in time we're

00:54:16.320 fixing no no we're not we're not we're we're healing our faces with a very natural process

00:54:22.520 i'm sure super natural very very natural botox and what do you mean it's natural it's our own

00:54:27.700 blood there's no there's no what part of taking blood out with needles spinning it around in a

00:54:32.020 machine and injecting it into your face over and over again is natural the technology it's just

00:54:36.640 technology we just figured out we just we're gaming this we beat life we beat we mr beasted 0.99

00:54:41.720 our faces we got it we gotcha you tried to hey bitch you tried to age us and it didn't work this 1.00

00:54:47.360 time it was it was crazy gotcha it was like i never thought a day would come that i was you 0.99

00:54:54.040 know putting adrenochrome into my face no no and you know logan was like yo there was adrenochrome

00:54:59.820 mike like you understand this comes from the the liver of a young octopus who died in fear right

00:55:06.040 and i'm like dude like is it gonna make me look like i'm not dying do you ever see uh ellen

00:55:10.060 pressing sandra bullock about that yes that was so weird yeah she's like she's like wow what do

00:55:16.140 you use for your face ellen and uh to sandra bullock sandra was like um i use this it's this

00:55:21.020 crazy stuff it's like taken from like children kind of right is that what she said something

00:55:25.720 like that she's like it's taken from like children and alan was like taken from children what are you

00:55:29.280 talking about she's like i um it happens like overseas like um they're like take it from

00:55:33.980 children they said the liberal elite have a secret child trafficking ring and they extract a drug

00:55:38.280 called adrenochrome from these children so what happens you get them real scared then you take

00:55:41.860 their blood yeah yeah no no no no no no you don't get them scared and take their blood you you get 0.65

00:55:48.300 them scared and then you kill them i don't want to i don't want to i don't want to either who the 0.99

00:55:52.780 fuck would want to do that dude i guess they're saying tom hanks who to me was always just sully 0.99

00:55:58.600 man he just got lost on an island one time seems like a nice enough fella i just didn't know he's 0.99

00:56:03.560 gonna tom hanks keeps getting in plane crashes and ended up on islands and saving people and

00:56:07.860 what's the deal with that he's always like i'm sorry but i believe that this stuff is open to

00:56:12.540 some level level of either ridicule or at least intense investigation before we're just believing 1.00

00:56:17.120 this shit my one of my favorite actors from road to perdition he took a picture of fucking gloves 0.99

00:56:22.880 and he's scaring kids with a scream mask and then fucking hatching them no i'm i want to i'm 1.00

00:56:28.500 ask questions about that i'm sorry you're not going to take away my fucking god-given right 0.99

00:56:32.280 to ask questions about that not silly but some people like sandra bullock and clearly she 0.94

00:56:36.700 did something where she's taking blood or something from kids right what that's what i'm saying like

00:56:41.520 She talked about it on Ellen.

00:56:43.140 She did say that.

00:56:44.020 Why did she say that?

00:56:45.020 Well, she probably felt right at home talking about that at Ellen's show

00:56:51.460 because it's such a toxic place, bro. 0.99

00:56:53.560 She was like, if I'm going to talk about fucking scaring the shit out of little four-year-olds, 1.00

00:56:57.540 I'm going to do it with this psychopath Ellen just as long as she doesn't make me chew agava gum. 1.00

00:57:02.720 Vanity can take you to some dark places, I'm telling you. 1.00

00:57:05.460 You want to care about how much you look? 1.00

00:57:07.120 You might have to do some dark shit. 1.00

00:57:08.800 I watched this documentary with this guy. 1.00

00:57:12.800 It's called Don't Fuck With Cats on Netflix. 1.00

00:57:16.640 Don't Fuck Cats. 1.00

00:57:17.500 Don't Fuck Cats? 1.00

00:57:18.460 Sorry, Don't Fuck With Cats. 1.00

00:57:19.880 But also Don't Fuck Cats. 1.00

00:57:21.300 Please don't. 1.00

00:57:22.440 You watched it on Netflix.

00:57:23.780 Very good documentary.

00:57:25.320 I will go as far as to say that it's a masterpiece.

00:57:30.900 Really?

00:57:31.280 I've heard all about it.

00:57:32.180 10 out of 10.

00:57:33.780 They do not miss a beat.

00:57:35.040 It is riveting.

00:57:36.200 Maybe one beat.

00:57:37.520 There was a part dragged on, but I don't even know.

00:57:40.380 What are they talking about?

00:57:41.160 What's the show about?

00:57:41.760 Perfect.

00:57:42.280 Okay, check this. 0.99

00:57:43.120 This is fucking crazy. 1.00

00:57:45.640 All right, some dude, some sick fuck, 1.00

00:57:51.020 put these two little kittens in a vacuum-sealed bag 1.00

00:57:54.940 and suck the air out of it, okay?

00:57:58.160 Posted the video online.

00:57:59.720 Kittens dying, suffocating in this bag. 1.00

00:58:02.400 this group formed on facebook that that that pretty much pledged to find the sick fuck that's 1.00

00:58:10.720 so they did all this research on like yo there's a there was a yellow vacuum in in this frame you 0.99

00:58:16.600 can only buy that vacuum in north america this type of cigarette native to canada so they think

00:58:21.500 they have this guy and uh they get a they are trying to nail him they ended up targeting and

00:58:27.600 harassing the wrong guy at one point that dude ended up uh killing himself oh real dark real

00:58:33.620 dark and so now they're hesitant to just point fingers whatever and and the the leads they're

00:58:39.100 getting pointed them in so many different directions they didn't know where to go

00:58:42.580 finally one day an anonymous message from one of the like blank uh facebook accounts with like a

00:58:48.060 sunset as a profile picture like not an actual human said uh the person you're looking for is

00:58:52.060 a guy by the name of luca magnata so they start doing gangster gangster right so they start doing

00:58:57.000 research on this guy named luca magnata and it's like this model and there's a bunch of fan pages

00:59:02.760 on this guy and like on youtube uh and like google search results luca magnata luca magnata

00:59:07.860 and um spoiler alert yeah and long story short luca magnata is this narcissistic 0.96

00:59:17.560 just fucking weirdo who littered the web with pictures of himself and pretended to be other 0.99

00:59:25.360 people and would comment on his own pictures yo you're so hot sexy guy you're a prince whatever 1.00

00:59:30.680 and he's he's this like monotone really dreary kind of just an odd human just like you this is

00:59:39.860 a person you look at you go something's not picking in in that human's brain and you could

00:59:44.600 tell by some of the interviews they did and stuff and it turns out he was leading this facebook group

00:59:50.020 on this wild uh pun intended cat and mouse chase to find him while he continued to post more videos 0.98

00:59:57.600 tied a fucking cat to the end of a broomstick put it in a bathtub drowned the cat fed a cat to a 0.99

01:00:03.160 python bro bro bro so the facebook group goes this is a serial killer early signs of a serial killer 0.99

01:00:09.800 they're killing animals everyone knows that they try to reach out to the toronto police department

01:00:13.760 because that's where they targeted they finally after uh pinpointing and reverse engineering and

01:00:18.440 geo-tagging the location of some of the pictures he took.

01:00:21.120 They got coordinates at the Eaton Mall in Toronto.

01:00:25.880 Contacted the police department.

01:00:27.200 They ignored him. 0.97

01:00:28.160 Said, yo, this guy is sick. 1.00

01:00:30.140 He's a sicko. 1.00

01:00:30.800 You need to stop him now. 1.00

01:00:32.320 He's going to kill someone. 1.00

01:00:33.920 Can you guess what fucking happened? 1.00

01:00:35.160 He killed somebody. 1.00

01:00:36.300 Videotaped it. 0.86

01:00:37.180 Dismembered him. 1.00

01:00:37.760 Sent his limbs to the fucking political parties in Canada. 1.00

01:00:44.420 Sicko. 1.00

01:00:45.240 Wait, so this is like... 0.98

01:00:47.160 It's real dark.

01:00:47.900 this is like tiger king on steroids on steroids and tiger king missed missed they missed beats

01:00:52.600 it got it got redundant and boring this one doesn't this one doesn't the people they interviewed

01:00:56.880 were very articulate it was the people who kind of ran the group and so they they referred to

01:01:02.520 themselves as computer nerds very smart there's a guy and a girl body moving was one of the names 0.72

01:01:08.000 john green was one of the names god dang that's some dark shit you know netflix is netflix right 0.92

01:01:13.520 They're going for it, yeah 0.97

01:01:14.280 They are just winning

01:01:15.480 Because I want to watch that

01:01:17.360 I'm stuck on a show right now

01:01:19.020 That I was telling you about before

01:01:20.200 Called Love on the Spectrum 1.00

01:01:23.160 And it's all about documenting autistic people 0.94

01:01:28.080 Going on dates with other autistic people

01:01:31.220 That's nice

01:01:31.860 It's a great show

01:01:35.260 It's fascinating viewing

01:01:36.780 My concern is just like

01:01:38.640 Every time I watch it

01:01:39.600 I'm like

01:01:39.840 I don't know how I feel about it

01:01:42.560 And to make matters even greater or to raise the stakes,

01:01:48.860 they were like, yo, all right, this is going to be crazy. 0.85

01:01:50.740 We're going to have autistic people date other autistic people. 0.76

01:01:52.660 We're going to show it on TV. 1.00

01:01:53.700 Some brainiac in the fucking brand team throws a curveball. 1.00

01:01:58.740 Oi, mate, why don't we do it in Australia? 1.00

01:02:00.820 Are you fucking Australian autistic people? 1.00

01:02:04.920 That is where they really raise the fucking bar. 1.00

01:02:07.700 And so every date goes the same way. 0.99

01:02:10.000 They're like, hello.

01:02:11.140 and the other one's like hello and he's like

01:02:13.420 so why don't you go ahead and tell me a little bit

01:02:15.580 about your hobbies and interests and the other

01:02:17.600 one goes I like basketball and

01:02:19.580 mowing the lawn

01:02:20.500 do you live with your parents

01:02:22.700 it's very interesting

01:02:25.460 to me to see

01:02:26.740 what interactions come out of

01:02:29.680 that I would like to talk to

01:02:31.560 the producer and creator of that show and see what their

01:02:33.480 goal is

01:02:34.140 is it to mock and ridicule

01:02:37.720 because bro some of these documentary 1.00

01:02:39.740 shows are fucked up. 0.99

01:02:41.900 I agree. 0.99

01:02:43.080 In the one I just described, 1.00

01:02:45.300 Don't Fuck With Cats, 0.98

01:02:46.800 some of the people they interviewed 0.99

01:02:49.580 just to get the soundbites

01:02:51.860 and walk us through the story

01:02:53.820 of what people felt when they first

01:02:55.900 saw this video of the guy killing the cats,

01:02:58.320 they'd have these

01:02:59.040 poor people watch the video there.

01:03:01.960 Watch the video of the dude being dismembered.

01:03:04.820 Oh, the actual murder?

01:03:05.620 No, all of them. They'd sit there

01:03:07.780 and film these people

01:03:08.860 who have already lived this

01:03:10.980 and have been traumatized by this

01:03:12.940 and had to deal with the repercussions

01:03:14.140 in their own life.

01:03:15.260 Like this girl, body moving,

01:03:17.520 she had to go to her boss

01:03:19.460 because eventually this like,

01:03:21.640 Luca Magnata was targeting her

01:03:23.080 and posted a video of the casino

01:03:24.460 that she works at.

01:03:25.720 She had to go to her boss

01:03:26.680 and was like,

01:03:27.000 I don't know how to say this,

01:03:28.640 but like my life is maybe in danger

01:03:30.380 and maybe yours is too.

01:03:31.940 After work, I go home

01:03:32.980 and I try to find a cat killer

01:03:34.220 in a Facebook group.

01:03:35.380 It's just like a traumatizing,

01:03:36.680 like semi-embarrassing vulnerable experience and having them watch the videos of like cats dying

01:03:44.680 and people getting murdered on screen just to get a talking point for your documentary as someone

01:03:50.920 who like understands film and storytelling i get it makes for a great story in real life 0.51

01:03:56.220 it's fucked up so in real life when you're when you're watching this and there's two like 0.80

01:04:03.740 vulnerable like young autistic people trying to pursue a real romantic relationship and there's 0.99

01:04:08.740 fucking giant netflix cameras in their face is it wrong they i they even like throws i think they 0.97

01:04:14.200 like sometimes throw a little bit of like zany music in too like and so i'm just like not not 0.98

01:04:18.460 how much of it is for like the education of other people so so that's what i think that's fine i

01:04:24.220 watch it with amara and she constantly says that because because 90 of the time i'm watching i'm

01:04:28.700 like this is fascinating viewing like this is fantastic to watch i'm learning so much and it's

01:04:32.720 And by the way, I'm rooting for the people.

01:04:34.480 Come on, Michael, you got this dude named Michael.

01:04:36.920 But then like every couple episodes, I'll turn to her at one point and go, babe, I don't want to watch this right now.

01:04:43.520 Like honestly, like there have been a couple of times where like I've like started to like tear up a little bit.

01:04:47.160 And I'm like thinking about like why it does feel like you're watching someone else's like misery, like play out sometimes.

01:04:55.160 and she and she always looks at me and she goes uh this show i bet is doing more to reduce the 0.72

01:05:00.340 stigma of dating in the autistics world than any show ever in the history of television so while

01:05:06.220 you're she doesn't talk like this obviously well your concern is certifiably understandable like 0.51

01:05:11.320 she doesn't say that obviously i say that but she's like well well i get what you're saying

01:05:14.820 like at the same time like you have to understand like what this is doing for the space and i think

01:05:19.120 she's i think she's right and so but but i agree with you i think about that all the time i'm like

01:05:22.440 like why it feels so invasive like these poor people it's like all reality tv having harry on

01:05:29.400 here dude could you imagine living in a room with a whole bunch of cameras watching you do

01:05:33.120 everything that you do if you wait yeah but when you include uh the aspect of like traumatic

01:05:40.300 experience into it or also like lifelong like a disability it's it always starts to like because

01:05:46.260 like who do you think they asked for permission from to get that camera access i'd love to know

01:05:51.540 Because most of them live with their parents.

01:05:53.460 They say, yo, hey, like, we're creating a show.

01:05:57.060 Just say it in a pirate accent.

01:05:59.340 We're creating a show about autism and dating first dates,

01:06:02.960 and we'd like to see if you'd like your son to walk the plank.

01:06:05.320 Yeah, like, who's the guardian that signs off on that?

01:06:07.280 They're like, wow, I mean, True Geordie seems like a nice enough fella.

01:06:10.040 Like, I think we could create this show.

01:06:13.120 Yeah, interesting.

01:06:13.920 Just sign on the dotted line.

01:06:15.460 Yo, and then I always like to know the intent of these Netflix shows.

01:06:20.940 like netflix is is a layer deeper than their competition with their original series like

01:06:25.020 like even at the very end and why my dad always taught me when i was young it's not about how you

01:06:29.780 start it's about how you finish at the very end of the show these uh computer nerds body moving

01:06:35.240 she's actually asked the question she goes yo this dude wanted to become famous no matter what

01:06:41.200 his modeling career didn't take off and he was a narcissist he wanted to see himself on tv he

01:06:46.140 idolized uh uh catch me if you can casa blanca movies like movies where he was there was a 1.00

01:06:52.720 villain and and uh he hit the killing that the murder he committed was uh fuck fuck it was 0.99

01:07:00.120 picture perfect with uh this well this one i can't remember the name of the movie matched 0.99

01:07:05.600 identical to the way this girl killed this dude in this movie with an ice pick straddling him

01:07:10.720 identical he painted a screwdriver to look like an ice pick so so the the intent was and why

01:07:15.500 why again i i like the way this ended was because the question she had to ask herself was yo by 0.98

01:07:20.480 chasing this guy and feeding into his shit and us trying to catch him did we lead him to to go 0.98

01:07:27.280 bigger and better did we lead him on this cat chase and and so she has to live with that and 1.00

01:07:31.660 find the answer to the question herself but then she turns to the camera breaks the fourth wall

01:07:36.100 and says you viewer you did you just watched an entire documentary on a serial killer luca magnata

01:07:42.520 You gave him the attention she wanted

01:07:44.300 Are you being complicit

01:07:45.640 Wait was that the end of the show

01:07:48.040 Yes she never made

01:07:50.200 Direct eye contact with the camera at the end 1.00

01:07:51.840 She looks through your fucking soul bro 1.00

01:07:53.800 That's just 1.00

01:07:55.860 It's too much man

01:07:57.520 How did you feel

01:07:58.660 Do you feel ashamed for having killed that person

01:08:01.700 Cause I mean in reality

01:08:03.660 I didn't watch it

01:08:05.060 I didn't watch it for that reason

01:08:06.360 I didn't want blood in my hands

01:08:07.500 Well the intent is like yo

01:08:09.680 We're giving these horrible people attention

01:08:11.980 yeah when we should stop maybe she said maybe it's time to shut down the machine it'll never

01:08:16.740 happen it's not a realistic humans are fascinated by both the successes the best parts of humanity

01:08:24.280 and the worst parts of humanity it'll never happen good luck that's i mean wow dude

01:08:30.540 i think when when hollywood first started and they were filming uh movies and stuff there came

01:08:36.000 there were some laws that were passed about not making movies that show explicitly how to

01:08:42.300 do crimes and then also if you were to have a villain the villain couldn't really win like you

01:08:48.400 had interesting i went about this in a film class yeah a long time ago i don't remember the exact

01:08:53.120 law but there's there were specific regulations that you couldn't make movies that show exactly

01:08:58.400 how to do a crime like in uh oceans 11 like you don't see everything that they're doing on how to

01:09:04.220 steal jewels from yeah you know but basic instinct was the movie that he was copying

01:09:08.300 where sharon stone sharon stone was having sex with the guy and then stabbed with an ice pick 0.98

01:09:14.220 this dude's a sicko that's he he's in jail serving life in prison right now 0.99

01:09:19.020 they let him get married they let him get married in jail dude 1.00

01:09:22.280 who would marry him and why some other sick fuck but like is that person free are they being 1.00

01:09:30.540 interrogated questioned and yo it's crazy they interviewed his mom this delusional psycho was 1.00

01:09:37.540 the mom was the mom crazy too she goes you guys got it all wrong she goes luca's not the guy you 0.93

01:09:42.760 think he my son would never do she goes dog she said it so nonchalantly when the cops first showed 0.87

01:09:48.340 up to her house she's like whoa is this about the cat videos she's yeah because she filmed them 0.99

01:09:55.040 she probably sat there and held the fucking camera bro the apple don't fall far from the 0.99

01:09:58.740 fucking tree you know that's not she crazy on a completely different note yeah what do you got 1.00

01:10:04.500 my last note before we sign off consuming content has been you know at its peak now that we're in 0.99

01:10:09.720 quarantine we've been watching some joe rogan podcast just clicked on a podcast uh he did

01:10:14.080 with the guy by the name of david cho david show you know who he is i've heard the name this might

01:10:20.280 ring a bell this is this is i hate uh dwindling his life which i not know about the end of the

01:10:27.320 no down to this one thing that he's like known for but after listening to the rogan he's he is

01:10:34.100 a experienced wise 360 degree human but he's the guy who uh when facebook was first starting

01:10:43.720 they hired an artist to paint a mural oh yes to paint a mural what'd he get one percent he said

01:10:49.420 they said listen he said it's gonna be 60k and sean parker said i'll pay you 60k i'll give you

01:10:55.980 stock options and i advise you to take the stock options and he did he's worth 200 million dollars

01:11:01.660 how much did he get point or was it point one i don't know i don't know what it was i remember

01:11:05.440 200 million dollars now it's this guy but watching him on joe rogan you'd never you'd never know

01:11:10.820 you'd never know that that's he wasn't on there for that he is he is he's done everything dog

01:11:16.240 he's hitchhiked he's lived with tribes in the congo i watched this thing about him going on

01:11:20.860 baboon hunts dog he got he told this one story about how he got lost in a in a forest in the

01:11:28.020 congo looking for a dinosaur he it was his life when he was 18 years old he needed to find this

01:11:33.760 dinosaur did he find it he never found it but is it because they're no he just he got bro in the 0.90

01:11:39.900 congo it's like thick uh jungle that you have to navigate and as a city boy he had no fucking idea

01:11:46.080 what he was doing and so he described this story about this is my favorite part of the podcast he

01:11:50.400 described the story about getting lost in the congo he said you have ever been lost in a jungle

01:11:55.900 like and had to had to say this to yourself i'm gonna die here i'm gonna die here this is where

01:12:03.980 i'm gonna die in this jungle right and he was talking about how he was with uh he was with this

01:12:09.440 guy he was some some like up-and-coming political candidate in germany he was a kid but he came to 1.00

01:12:14.400 the congo because he had this like obsession with black women he just wanted to fuck as many black 1.00

01:12:17.380 woman as he could and they they were going on their expedition together to find the dinosaur 1.00

01:12:21.740 and this dude this german dude was belittling him the whole time like hey uh give me your rations

01:12:28.000 oh you just got water i'm gonna go ahead and drink that just like belittling david uh cho 0.99

01:12:32.900 this whole time during their trip and you know two days in you kind of being an asshole five days in 0.99

01:12:37.980 yo you should probably cut this shit because now we're alone and i'm not sure if we're gonna live 1.00

01:12:41.320 and like i'm having bad thoughts 12 days and david cho said i'm gonna fucking kill this guy 1.00

01:12:46.500 Because I'm gonna die and I hate him 0.99

01:12:48.540 I'm not gonna die with this guy 1.00

01:12:50.040 I ain't gonna die with this fucking asshole 1.00

01:12:52.060 And worst comes to worst I have to eat him 1.00

01:12:54.420 Can you imagine

01:12:55.620 In real life

01:12:56.820 Having to ask yourself the question 1.00

01:12:59.180 Do I have to kill this dude who I hate 1.00

01:13:02.120 To survive 1.00

01:13:02.840 And the way he's describing this story 0.99

01:13:05.380 Although it's fucked up 0.98

01:13:06.840 He rationalizes 0.96

01:13:09.760 A very like

01:13:10.960 Last case scenario

01:13:14.340 Thought

01:13:15.360 That like any human would have

01:13:17.380 If you hate

01:13:18.840 This dude is eating all your food

01:13:20.360 You're starving

01:13:20.960 He ate the last ration 1.00

01:13:22.160 He doesn't give a fuck 1.00

01:13:23.120 Completely clocked out 1.00

01:13:24.480 They both lost their mind

01:13:25.660 You can imagine what kind of state they are

01:13:26.840 In this human

01:13:27.420 He lost 40 pounds

01:13:28.300 David Cho's 90 pounds

01:13:29.320 And so 1.00

01:13:29.960 He decided he's gonna fucking kill the dude 1.00

01:13:33.780 Yeah 1.00

01:13:34.140 Dude's sleeping one night

01:13:36.300 David Cho goes and grabs a big old rock

01:13:40.000 Holds it above his head

01:13:42.980 He's standing there

01:13:43.780 doesn't even have to

01:13:46.060 throw it down bro

01:13:46.680 if he just

01:13:47.060 if he just releases

01:13:47.800 his grip 0.84

01:13:48.540 the dude's dead

01:13:49.200 sees the dinosaur 1.00

01:13:56.000 sees the fucking dinosaur 1.00

01:13:58.400 am I really about to kill this 1.00

01:14:02.240 is there anything left 0.87

01:14:03.180 is there any sliver

01:14:04.880 of hope left 1.00

01:14:05.760 do I have to kill this guy 1.00

01:14:08.340 there's a chick 1.00

01:14:08.880 there's like five guys 1.00

01:14:09.960 takes a couple more

01:14:12.620 deep breaths

01:14:13.280 Guy's not there

01:14:14.880 He's fake 1.00

01:14:15.600 He goes 1.00

01:14:16.560 I gotta fucking kill this guy 1.00

01:14:18.380 And then he puts the rock down 1.00

01:14:21.520 Because he's not a murderer

01:14:22.660 He said

01:14:23.060 He couldn't do it

01:14:24.080 He couldn't do it

01:14:24.640 You gotta watch it

01:14:25.280 You have to watch it

01:14:25.900 I'm literally telling the story for him

01:14:27.960 Point is like

01:14:28.980 I highly recommend this Joe Rogan podcast

01:14:31.640 With David Cho

01:14:32.380 I've been texting him

01:14:34.200 I DM'd him

01:14:34.800 I was like yo 0.99

01:14:35.160 You're fucking incredible 0.95

01:14:36.140 I want to have him on this podcast 0.98

01:14:38.180 Or even just sit down with him

01:14:39.300 And talk to him

01:14:40.120 He's like

01:14:40.420 You could learn so much

01:14:42.880 from this dude and the experiences and stuff he's done in many ways like you like sort of in a

01:14:48.060 miraculous way probably shouldn't be alive just happened to skate right on the on the uh brink of

01:14:54.540 life and now he is and he's thriving obviously um i watched a video today about him getting locked

01:15:00.400 up in solitary confinement in japan he punched a cop who thought he was stealing something and he

01:15:05.640 was he spent months in solitary confinement like he's been around the block man yeah oh yeah he's

01:15:10.100 really done a lot global block you bring up this point about and definitely not the time to get

01:15:14.960 into it but you bring up this point about having to kill someone that you hate to continue living

01:15:19.520 and like if you'd be able to do that raise the stakes on you and say can you imagine you were

01:15:24.460 in a place with someone you loved and you had to and you had what hey so what you're just gonna

01:15:29.440 die holding hands yep not neither you're gonna or by the way or or do you you know gather some

01:15:36.760 leaves some pine nuts from the local do a little foraging some salt and pepper i mean yeah i'm

01:15:41.420 sure he tried that get a pot get a pot together no i'm talking about with someone that you love

01:15:45.000 you get you get pull together a little bit of porcelain you stir it together create a nice

01:15:48.540 little broth gone and you boil yourselves and then you kill yourself throw yourself on for the loved

01:15:54.400 one so josie can eat a skewered lp as opposed to dying and you and she she takes some nice 0.60

01:16:00.580 salt and pepper on your ankle on your on your ankle meat i don't i bet you i bet your cheeks 0.99

01:16:05.420 would grill up I have a plan you got decent cheeks especially after the PRP they're good

01:16:09.060 they look good they look tasty yeah I have a plan yeah because because no I I don't want to live

01:16:14.980 that bad where I have to kill someone I love and David Cho actually made it longer than I would 0.99

01:16:18.760 if this dude was being a dick yeah absolutely asshole on day 10 I go yo I'm gonna I tell him 1.00

01:16:23.360 I go yo I'm probably gonna kill you like if you don't shut well you saw well you saw me do it 1.00

01:16:26.500 yesterday I mean the thing I started the episode on I I I got to day 10 yesterday on on my old 0.99

01:16:33.300 assistant oh yeah a day tender ass bro i snapped because you can you can only push them bro i say 0.75

01:16:39.020 i say you never really know who a bull is but but if you poke pretty much anybody long enough 0.99

01:16:45.900 eventually the bull is going to give you the fucking horns and and just the just when you 0.99

01:16:50.760 take shot after shot after shot after shot it's like when you get bullied in school it's like 0.99

01:16:54.600 people that got bullied in school and then one day yep they're not going to get bullied anymore 0.99

01:17:00.060 They come and they turn the fucking heat up 1.00

01:17:02.300 Open up a can of whoop-ass 0.99

01:17:04.240 But here's what I would do, realistically 0.83

01:17:06.200 Me and Joe's stuck in the Congo

01:17:08.680 It's day 10

01:17:09.840 Wait, doing the Congo?

01:17:12.940 We're doing the Congo, stuck in the Congo

01:17:14.680 Okay, got you

01:17:15.420 It's day 10, we're starving, I've lost 50 pounds

01:17:18.140 I'm walking around about $1.60

01:17:20.120 I'd be able to start a fire first off

01:17:24.420 I'd probably

01:17:25.220 I'd probably remove a limb

01:17:28.860 and apply a tourniquet.

01:17:32.020 Like a tourniquet made of palm leaves?

01:17:34.480 Like, where are you going to get the tourniquet?

01:17:35.360 Don't know.

01:17:36.180 Honestly, I probably use my braiding skills to find vines.

01:17:39.600 Well, you were the king of vines.

01:17:40.120 Why don't you just, like, eat the vines or leaves?

01:17:42.940 Because I'm not a preman.

01:17:44.040 I'm sophisticated. 0.79

01:17:45.260 So you're going to cut your arm. 0.99

01:17:46.720 That's goddamn right. 0.99

01:17:47.280 It's a car. 0.87

01:17:47.700 Not an arm. 1.00

01:17:48.240 Don't be stupid. 1.00

01:17:49.320 Legs. 1.00

01:17:50.540 So you have an even harder time moving through the Congo. 1.00

01:17:52.700 Maybe I am stupid. 1.00

01:17:53.680 You tell this David Cho. 0.99

01:17:56.280 I haven't thought about this.

01:17:57.200 You tell this David Cho.

01:17:58.000 If he was the man he says he is 1.00

01:17:59.860 He would have been eating fucking dinosaur 1.00

01:18:02.220 Because he would have found that fucking dinosaur 1.00

01:18:04.040 Apparently it's hard to find 1.00

01:18:05.320 How hard can it be to find if you go to the Congo

01:18:07.660 Let's give it a shot

01:18:08.440 If you go to the Congo looking for a dinosaur 1.00

01:18:12.960 Complete the fucking mission 1.00

01:18:14.800 Complete the fucking mission 1.00

01:18:16.080 He tried 1.00

01:18:17.040 He ran into pygmies 0.86

01:18:19.220 He ran into pygmies Michael 0.81

01:18:21.220 Do you know how many people looking for California 1.00

01:18:24.640 Lewis and Clark 1.00

01:18:26.520 Ran into motherfuckers that got in their way 1.00

01:18:28.700 They found the fucking dinosaur 1.00

01:18:30.920 Bro, listen to me 1.00

01:18:31.960 He should have found that fucking bronchiosaurus 0.99

01:18:34.400 Bro, everybody that looks for Bigfoot 1.00

01:18:37.560 California is so much bigger than the dinosaur

01:18:40.840 And Bigfoot

01:18:41.800 No, apparently this thing is real

01:18:43.640 Everyone he asked 0.83

01:18:45.020 The locals, the pygmies

01:18:46.340 Everyone he asked said 0.99

01:18:47.460 Yes, it's here, it's around this river

01:18:49.000 That's in like the heart of the Congo

01:18:51.440 Do you think they're just giving them a version of their truth?

01:18:55.860 Great

01:18:56.520 Great way to end this.

01:18:57.540 Yeah, probably.

01:18:58.500 Probably.

01:18:58.980 They probably saw something

01:18:59.820 and in their mind,

01:19:00.720 you know,

01:19:01.020 the memory in the mind

01:19:01.820 is a weird thing.

01:19:02.740 If you believe something,

01:19:03.620 it can make it happen

01:19:04.860 and come true and seem true.

01:19:05.920 All right.

01:19:06.100 Thanks for listening

01:19:06.580 to this episode of Impulsive.

01:19:07.940 Hit that subscribe button. 1.00

01:19:09.000 A lot of weird shit. 1.00

01:19:09.960 David Trill, 1.00

01:19:10.380 we watch on the podcast.

01:19:11.420 Also, we're going to go back,

01:19:12.560 find that dinosaur

01:19:13.360 after we're done

01:19:14.740 building the school in Tanzania.

01:19:16.100 Bradley Martin,

01:19:16.940 Bryce Hall,

01:19:17.620 episode tomorrow.

01:19:18.820 Also,

01:19:19.260 let me,

01:19:19.460 they should go buy this

01:19:20.180 if you can.

01:19:21.360 I got a big painting coming up.

01:19:22.900 I'm going to live stream 0.97

01:19:23.440 some cool shit. 0.95

01:19:24.440 You're going to like it. 0.99

01:19:24.980 Big painting.

01:19:25.540 Big, big painting.

01:19:26.260 You're not as good a painter as Logan.

01:19:27.440 I'm on my YouTube channel.

01:19:28.220 You're not as good a painter as Logan.

01:19:29.400 I'm so much better.

01:19:30.320 Dude, I saw his painting.

01:19:31.320 You're going to see his painting tomorrow.

01:19:32.960 Right?

01:19:33.660 Wednesday.

01:19:34.180 Wednesday. 0.99

01:19:34.480 I painted Josie nude.

01:19:35.360 All right.

01:19:35.560 Bye, everybody.

01:19:35.880 Bye, guys.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 04, 2020

E205 Ellen Degeneres Probably Hates You - IMPAULSIVE EP. 205

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