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00:02:12.320 So you can forgive everybody.

00:02:13.680 I go, absolutely, 100%.

00:02:14.800 He goes, everybody.

00:02:15.680 And I go, yes. 0.86

00:02:16.660 And he goes, Hitler comes back to life. 1.00

00:02:19.620 You have a chance to kill him right now. 1.00

00:02:21.700 Do you kill him? 1.00

00:02:22.560 I go, no. 0.99

00:02:23.360 He goes, why?

00:02:24.280 He's killed millions. 0.90

00:02:26.200 What if he killed your mother? 0.99

00:02:27.160 I go, no.

00:02:28.260 I go, because here's the reason why. 0.99

00:02:36.700 Damn, George is off to a great start today. 0.98

00:02:40.320 George, why didn't you go to the table? 0.99

00:02:41.540 No, I'm taking everybody down with me.

00:02:42.800 Mike is there.

00:02:43.820 Lana is holding the thing.

00:02:45.000 And this is where you decided to grow your beard, remember? 1.00

00:02:47.780 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:02:48.700 Because you got crabs, and your herpes are all over your mouth. 1.00

00:02:51.620 You've got them twice.

00:02:53.200 Oh, man, this is crazy.

00:02:54.620 Did I talk about how Jake just got raided?

00:02:56.900 I will take everybody down.

00:02:58.340 Stop, stop.

00:02:58.860 Welcome back to Impulsive.

00:02:59.860 No.

00:03:00.220 The number one podcast in the world.

00:03:00.880 No, you can't stop without this one.

00:03:02.280 Just relax.

00:03:02.760 You're telling me how to run my show?

00:03:04.300 Yes.

00:03:04.780 We just want to use it.

00:03:05.700 Okay, can we just start over and I'll do the ducking joke?

00:03:07.700 That's funny.

00:03:08.160 No, no, no.

00:03:08.720 We're good.

00:03:08.960 Trust me.

00:03:09.500 That was phenomenal.

00:03:10.000 We're good.

00:03:10.360 You did great.

00:03:10.980 Guys, it's George Janko.

00:03:11.940 My best friend.

00:03:12.640 It's George frickin' Janko. 0.99

00:03:13.420 How many best friends do you fucking have? 1.00

00:03:15.380 Too many. 1.00

00:03:15.580 I thought about it.

00:03:16.340 Everybody is your best friend.

00:03:17.860 He's got a MySpace topic.

00:03:19.080 Guys, after the last video he posted, I feel like I was the only real friend.

00:03:23.080 So I think you guys should.

00:03:24.480 We already talked about it.

00:03:25.180 First of all, what kind of etiquette is it?

00:03:26.720 You're chewing gum while you're on a podcast?

00:03:28.520 Oh, hold on.

00:03:28.940 Let me handle that.

00:03:30.220 Oh, George, you made a mistake.

00:03:31.680 Yeah.

00:03:32.500 All set.

00:03:33.560 By the way, you did really great with that whole covering up thing for Logan.

00:03:37.740 You really saved him.

00:03:38.780 You also lied in the direct eyes of Jesus Christ, who you claim to be a follower of, 1.00

00:03:45.260 you blasphemous piece of shit. 1.00

00:03:47.320 How dare you 1.00

00:03:49.220 Did you repent

00:03:50.120 I did

00:03:50.960 Okay well

00:03:51.820 We're cool then

00:03:52.460 Okay

00:03:53.760 Well thanks for having me on guys

00:03:55.900 Yeah thanks for coming on our podcast

00:03:57.640 Georgie

00:03:58.080 You know it's boys only

00:03:58.980 A lot of stuff's going on

00:04:00.020 There's a lot to talk about 1.00

00:04:00.840 My girlfriend looks like fucking E.T. 1.00

00:04:02.920 Caleb 0.99

00:04:03.360 We got Caleb filming today 1.00

00:04:04.800 My girl kind of looks like an alien too 1.00

00:04:06.920 Cause every time I see her

00:04:08.020 Caleb

00:04:08.500 What are you pointing at

00:04:10.160 Caleb

00:04:11.380 No

00:04:13.260 Caleb you got the wrong girl

00:04:14.900 Yeah, you're doing too much, Caleb 0.99

00:04:18.240 Caleb, good start

00:04:19.900 Point at my girlfriend

00:04:21.020 He did

00:04:22.500 No, I don't think he did

00:04:24.300 Yeah, there we go, there she is

00:04:26.240 Caleb, what are you doing?

00:04:31.040 I'm going to defend him 1.00

00:04:32.040 He wasn't brought in to be a fucking cameraman 0.99

00:04:33.780 By the way, Caleb was brought in 0.99

00:04:36.040 He's the person that does the Impulse Eclipse channel

00:04:38.180 For some reason, he's manning the camera right now

00:04:40.800 And it seems like it's already off to a horrible start

00:04:43.160 David's standing next to him

00:04:46.480 But he's trying to help him

00:04:47.440 But he doesn't speak English

00:04:48.260 So he only speaks German

00:04:49.780 And Caleb doesn't understand German

00:04:51.100 Not yet

00:04:52.000 We're gonna teach him German

00:04:52.880 While we teach him how to film

00:04:53.900 Can we

00:04:54.660 Can I ask you a question

00:04:55.600 Before we even get kicked off here

00:04:56.720 I know we already are kicked off

00:04:57.940 Why do you look like 1.00

00:04:58.880 Shtad guy's 1.00

00:04:59.660 Broke Estonian cousin 1.00

00:05:01.240 Same reason my girlfriend 1.00

00:05:02.160 Looks like 0.99

00:05:02.620 An extraterrestrial alien

00:05:04.520 We went out last night 1.00

00:05:06.000 I'm hungover as fuck 1.00

00:05:07.040 I'm hungover as fuck 1.00

00:05:09.140 Sober 2020 0.99

00:05:10.180 Just still cranking

00:05:11.140 What did you drink last night?

00:05:11.520 I was on vacation

00:05:12.380 What'd you drink?

00:05:14.060 Where'd you go?

00:05:14.620 Where was your vacation?

00:05:15.560 It was in WeHo, West Hollywood

00:05:17.520 Oh

00:05:18.120 A little staycation kind of thing 0.99

00:05:19.720 Yeah, I fucked around with tequila 0.99

00:05:21.620 Casamigos, it's not bad 0.99

00:05:23.620 It was pretty smooth

00:05:24.760 I gotta say, George Clooney's brand, right?

00:05:26.820 Yep

00:05:27.040 George Clooney's brand

00:05:27.760 He rides a motorcycle through the fields

00:05:29.220 Gerber, baby?

00:05:30.420 Guy Gerber?

00:05:31.760 The DJ?

00:05:33.120 Oh, oh, yeah

00:05:33.760 Key and Molly's dad

00:05:34.780 I hope that one day

00:05:36.200 I'm able to diversify my portfolio

00:05:39.160 In such a way where I can start any brand I want

00:05:41.720 And then I have it pop off in the way that like Casamigos did, you know, or, or vitamin

00:05:45.960 water for 50 cent.

00:05:47.360 Like, what do we do?

00:05:48.520 Are we doing this yet?

00:05:49.480 Is that, does that mean house friends tequila?

00:05:51.860 Is that what that translates to?

00:05:53.300 I think group, group of friends or something.

00:05:54.960 House, house friends.

00:05:56.560 Friends at my house tequila.

00:05:58.260 What is it?

00:05:58.860 My friend's house.

00:06:00.180 My friend's house.

00:06:01.120 What's it like been being the guest on the show so far?

00:06:04.760 To be honest, it's just like, did we start?

00:06:07.240 Like, I feel like.

00:06:08.000 we started very uh very abruptly with this is this how you guys usually start your podcast

00:06:13.940 listen there's big news today all right look first of all logan usually is leading in a in

00:06:18.640 a more proper way the kids barely even here here today dude he's a he's a he's a apparition of

00:06:23.480 himself he's an algorithmic translation of what he would be if he was here that's right he's not 0.72

00:06:28.080 even fucking here so i'll introduce the topic of the day little brother jakey we're jumping into 0.90

00:06:35.000 of this. Right off the bat. 0.98

00:06:36.380 We can't not.

00:06:38.880 It happened this morning. My mom calls

00:06:40.980 me.

00:06:43.240 We haven't even talked to him about it.

00:06:45.900 I have. He's my brother.

00:06:47.320 I just checked in on him.

00:06:48.400 Is he really your brother?

00:06:50.460 Or is he Tony Montana? 1.00

00:06:52.220 What the fuck is going on, dude? 1.00

00:06:54.880 Is he Tony Montana? 1.00

00:06:56.300 I don't know.

00:06:58.160 I know what you know.

00:06:59.060 Check it out. My mom calls me at 8.30am.

00:07:01.660 Twice.

00:07:03.120 So you know it's business.

00:07:03.960 You know when your mom calls you twice.

00:07:06.140 Like, the first time, I'm not going to answer.

00:07:07.440 Obviously, it's 8.30.

00:07:08.280 I'm sleeping.

00:07:09.460 Second time, your mom calls you.

00:07:11.120 Uh-oh.

00:07:11.900 We got something.

00:07:12.540 Something's going on, right?

00:07:13.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:13.840 Logan, I just want to let you know before you see it on TMZ, your brother's house is

00:07:19.680 getting raided by the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

00:07:22.480 I said, what, mom?

00:07:24.040 Mom, it's 8.30.

00:07:25.420 What are you saying?

00:07:26.120 She goes, I wanted you to hear it from me first.

00:07:29.440 He's obviously not there, right?

00:07:30.720 He's in Vegas.

00:07:31.300 So I felt like it was impossible to not address it

00:07:34.980 In the show 0.99

00:07:35.920 But yeah, my brother's house got raided by the fucking FBI 0.99

00:07:38.360 This morning, 6.30am 0.99

00:07:40.120 Do you know a ton?

00:07:41.540 Because I have some very poignant questions I want to ask you

00:07:43.900 Alright, well, I'll tell you what I know

00:07:46.260 Nothing

00:07:47.420 I know what you know 0.99

00:07:48.300 I don't know shit 0.96

00:07:49.620 I know my brother's okay 0.97

00:07:51.060 Physically, he's fine

00:07:52.480 But I don't know

00:07:53.800 I'm out of the loop on this one, guys

00:07:55.940 I have a statement here from Jake's attorney

00:07:57.880 It's on TMZ, I'll read it

00:07:59.900 We understand that a search warrant was executed at Jake's Calabasas home this morning while Jake was out of state.

00:08:04.120 We are still gathering information.

00:08:05.560 We'll cooperate with the investigation. 0.99

00:08:08.380 So it's like, I don't know shit, bro. 0.99

00:08:10.480 And you're not going to get me to crack either. 0.99

00:08:12.740 Try me.

00:08:13.640 Ask me some questions.

00:08:15.040 All right.

00:08:15.440 Try it.

00:08:16.120 How far is the earth from moving?

00:08:18.440 What do you know about the raid on Jake Paul's house? 0.99

00:08:21.400 I don't fucking know. 0.98

00:08:23.100 What kind of guns were taken from your brother's house? 1.00

00:08:26.680 I don't fucking know. 0.99

00:08:27.540 Does your brother's raid 0.99

00:08:29.720 Have anything to do

00:08:30.520 With the illegal trade

00:08:31.400 Of imported cheeses 0.98

00:08:32.560 I don't fucking know 0.98

00:08:35.220 Did your loss to KSI 0.98

00:08:37.880 Really have something

00:08:38.760 To do with you sneezing

00:08:39.720 When you woke up 0.99

00:08:40.520 I don't fucking know 0.99

00:08:43.700 He's bulletproof 0.99

00:08:45.660 He's bulletproof

00:08:46.900 You're not gonna get 1.00

00:08:47.720 Shit out of me government 1.00

00:08:48.740 Wow 1.00

00:08:49.220 I won't say a word

00:08:50.900 But yeah

00:08:51.140 I checked in on him

00:08:51.740 He's fine

00:08:52.100 Physically again

00:08:53.300 It's a bit of a headache

00:08:54.940 We're figuring it out

00:08:55.700 And this story will unfold

00:08:57.120 but i want you guys to know that um you know we're here to support jake paul and uh hopefully

00:09:03.920 this this comes out in a healthy amicable way for all parties just mainly my brother i saw that

00:09:11.640 so not all parties just one party i saw some videos this morning of what looked like a a uh

00:09:18.880 a stormtrooper raid i mean i mean hundreds and thousands it looked like they sent a division

00:09:24.740 of the armored infantry

00:09:26.820 to your brother's house.

00:09:29.060 They clearly had

00:09:30.660 nuclear capabilities.

00:09:33.700 I don't think they'd...

00:09:35.060 Oh, no.

00:09:37.820 That's Hermione's house, yeah?

00:09:39.620 Hey, how funny is it

00:09:40.900 that his house looks like that while they're breaking it?

00:09:45.620 Alright, ladies and gentlemen.

00:09:47.540 Alright, all of you Ken's are going 0.79

00:09:48.900 straight into the Barbie house. 0.84

00:09:51.240 Men, listen to me. 0.57

00:09:53.280 Front and center. 0.97

00:09:54.440 I don't care how silly this looks. 0.85

00:09:56.480 Just, I'm a Barbie boy.

00:10:00.540 Do you think this is the only time they've ever broke into a Barbie King?

00:10:03.640 It has to be, bro.

00:10:05.020 Do they make Barbie SWAT team?

00:10:06.560 No, no, this is what happened.

00:10:07.580 This is what happened.

00:10:08.200 They just stand in front of the house and they go, drugs have to be involved.

00:10:11.020 There has to be. 1.00

00:10:13.300 Look at this fucking house. 1.00

00:10:14.920 If he's sober, I am impressed. 1.00

00:10:17.400 They're like, sir, we found nothing.

00:10:18.940 Keep looking.

00:10:19.760 Look outside.

00:10:21.000 They have to be hiding something.

00:10:23.060 There's no way.

00:10:24.140 oh my god

00:10:26.700 also thanks for having me

00:10:27.860 on this podcast day 0.98

00:10:28.820 this is not fucking 0.95

00:10:30.040 terrible to talk 0.93

00:10:30.880 I don't know what to say

00:10:31.780 oh it gets worse

00:10:32.720 it gets worse

00:10:33.960 yeah

00:10:34.380 oh great okay cool

00:10:35.480 you see what happened

00:10:36.220 in Beirut

00:10:36.840 oh my god

00:10:38.520 was it

00:10:39.280 you mean

00:10:39.540 are you talking about Lebanon

00:10:40.240 yeah

00:10:41.380 Beirut Lebanon

00:10:42.020 yeah 1.00

00:10:42.420 no he's right

00:10:43.800 no I'm right

00:10:44.220 no the question is not right

00:10:45.380 I'll take him a glass off

00:10:46.360 for this one

00:10:47.120 yeah man

00:10:49.600 Lebanon

00:10:50.000 well you wanna

00:10:50.660 you wanna talk about

00:10:51.760 the actual place

00:10:52.880 you don't wanna like

00:10:53.440 oversight

00:10:53.960 There's a lot of stuff going on in Beirut.

00:10:55.280 You know you're not supposed to make the guests feel uncomfortable, right?

00:10:57.440 His question was valid. 0.99

00:10:58.540 I mean, it was the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. 0.98

00:11:02.300 There's a lot of things happening in Beirut, but you're talking about what happened in Lebanon. 0.98

00:11:06.320 I know Beirut is in Lebanon.

00:11:07.660 I know that.

00:11:08.540 I know what you're talking about, but there's a lot of things going on.

00:11:11.040 Why don't we just skip this topic because of what happened?

00:11:13.240 No, so Beirut is Lebanon's capital city.

00:11:16.960 No. 0.88

00:11:17.100 It also was the biggest bomb ever experienced.

00:11:19.240 No, that's what I'm talking about.

00:11:20.460 Well, I don't think it was a bomb.

00:11:21.760 Fertilizer.

00:11:22.160 Here's what we know.

00:11:23.160 Yeah, it was fertilizer.

00:11:23.960 unkept

00:11:25.500 sorry go ahead

00:11:28.220 no what do you know

00:11:30.180 you know something you're holding back 0.99

00:11:31.660 I don't fucking know 0.98

00:11:32.440 improperly kept 0.99

00:11:35.400 nitric acid fertilizer

00:11:37.740 yeah is that what yeah that's what I

00:11:39.700 saw yesterday ammonium nitrate

00:11:41.060 oh that's what it was yes yeah yeah it was ammonium

00:11:43.980 nitrate which is that says fertilizer right

00:11:45.860 yeah I think it's part of a fireworks factory or something

00:11:47.640 yeah so

00:11:48.140 here's what I heard

00:11:50.760 a fireworks factory

00:11:53.540 or no no something was on fire for about four hours before the big explosion you saw the big

00:11:59.900 explosion you also saw smoke before it people were filming it right were people evacuated

00:12:04.660 i don't know i don't know because if if it appeared to be just a a warehouse a building fire

00:12:11.180 you're not gonna think to no there was no there was no evacuation no there wasn't it was because

00:12:16.700 think about all the people that were videotaping when that thing actually went off dude the shock

00:12:21.740 wave every did you see the one of the guy driving the car and it knocked his rear view mirror off

00:12:26.100 blew all his windows i mean the the ancillary buildings around the blast were the most uh

00:12:32.620 just impactful to watch like they just were devastated do you know what it reminded me of

00:12:39.420 and i i'm not saying this in an insensitive way like this is the first thing that came to my mind

00:12:43.940 it looked like a cgi like movie like it didn't look real to me like when i saw that well the

00:12:49.500 explosion was fucking massive massive there's a mushroom uh cap so it exploded in a mushroom 0.82

00:12:55.280 cloud yeah the cap of a mushroom regardless regardless um obviously sending as much energy 0.88

00:13:01.820 and love to beirut as we possibly can and for everyone affected by by this traumatic disaster

00:13:08.520 i got a question you well i was gonna say uh something i got a question about like when people

00:13:15.660 are sending aid and financial resources to places like that how are we supposed to check to find

00:13:20.180 which ones are the right ones because i i saw a whole bunch of people ought like instantly throwing

00:13:24.420 a post and donate to this donate to the red cross beirut donate to uh this that whatever how do you

00:13:30.440 know like if you're just a lay person that you're donating to the right thing because there was

00:13:35.260 another post that said um what was it that the government of lebanon was taking relief funds

00:13:41.920 Yeah, it's the hardest part about trying to be a good person.

00:13:44.340 Because there are links online.

00:13:46.060 You're sending money to where?

00:13:46.880 You have no idea.

00:13:47.580 I usually just go wherever Olivia O'Brien sends me.

00:13:50.440 I look at her as the key resource for donation links.

00:13:54.980 Also, did you guys know that it's so close to August 6th, the day this podcast airs.

00:14:01.520 August 6th, 1945 was the day the nuclear bomb was dropped on Hiroshima.

00:14:06.180 Instantly killing 80,000 citizens.

00:14:09.720 Wow.

00:14:09.820 So almost 75 years to the day of this explosion.

00:14:14.020 This is completely unrelated.

00:14:15.420 I guess they have nothing to do with each other.

00:14:16.760 I just thought I'd bring that fact up.

00:14:18.120 Nothing, yeah.

00:14:18.500 I mean, it's a fact.

00:14:21.380 You know what's fascinating in the videos? 0.98

00:14:24.440 So the speed of light is obviously fast as fuck. 0.97

00:14:27.540 It's way fast. 0.98

00:14:28.740 Speed of sound is not super fast.

00:14:30.440 Not as fast.

00:14:31.060 What is this?

00:14:31.540 800 miles, 600, 800 miles an hour?

00:14:33.340 It's Mach 1.

00:14:35.460 In the video, you see the explosion.

00:14:37.180 You hear it so much.

00:14:37.900 the shock wave comes three seconds after yeah three seconds and it it's so loud i have friends

00:14:46.280 who got have people with feet on the ground there and what you were describing is just like

00:14:51.100 the place is demolished yeah the place is demolished man really sad you know what else

00:14:56.940 is sad i and i already started getting the the vibe of it um i remember when i used to podcast

00:15:04.180 with you hung over, and we would

00:15:06.140 both be hung over. So it'd be like, I would be

00:15:08.120 on the podcast set, and it was like both

00:15:10.020 the arms of the podcast were just

00:15:11.980 broken. Today, I feel

00:15:14.080 like my right arm is just broken.

00:15:15.920 I feel like I can't rely on it

00:15:18.060 to handle simple tasks.

00:15:19.900 Nope, not a single one.

00:15:21.320 It's a weird feeling, but I feel slightly

00:15:23.680 debilitated over on this side. It's like, you guys are strong

00:15:26.000 today. You guys both look good

00:15:27.380 as fuck, bro. 0.98

00:15:29.460 I just feel like these topics are so 1.00

00:15:31.480 sensitive that...

00:15:32.940 Oh, 100%.

00:15:33.460 I'm not on the podcast like you guys.

00:15:35.240 So, like, being on the podcast, I'm like, okay, I got to watch what I say.

00:15:37.520 No, the topic we just covered, the Lebanon topic concludes, there's no joke.

00:15:42.280 We wanted to, because people always look to us to bring up important topics.

00:15:45.460 And they're like, yo, you should be talking about this.

00:15:46.340 The reason why I said, are we talking about Lebanon?

00:15:47.720 Because that country is going through a lot.

00:15:49.660 Not just because of that.

00:15:51.060 That's why I said it.

00:15:51.800 Always.

00:15:52.320 Yeah, that's a bit more of a macro topic.

00:15:54.500 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:15:55.720 But, like, there was a meme I read yesterday.

00:15:58.680 It was like, if you think 2020 is bad for you.

00:16:00.360 And they just listed what's happening in that country.

00:16:02.520 And I'm just like, so that's why when you said that, I'm like, are we talking about

00:16:05.080 the Lebanon situation?

00:16:06.240 Aren't a handful of Middle Eastern countries?

00:16:09.600 There's always some level of despair in that area.

00:16:12.200 It's just an active part of the world where there's a lot of war, a lot of famine, a lot

00:16:16.240 of, you know, dictatorship or, you know, whatever you want to call it, contributing to it.

00:16:20.420 Does it stem from poor leadership?

00:16:22.080 Is that what's happening?

00:16:23.400 It's just like strong-minded people that don't want to change.

00:16:26.720 Like, if I'm right, then you have to be wrong.

00:16:28.740 Yeah.

00:16:28.920 A lot of ideologies.

00:16:30.300 Yeah.

00:16:30.780 Yeah.

00:16:30.980 Yeah.

00:16:31.480 For sure. 1.00

00:16:31.960 Yemen, obviously Syria is, you know, a lot of shit. Yeah. And so a lot of, a lot of love and a lot of thoughts and prayers out to those people. I mean, I, it's, I often sink into this, like, what the fuck do we even do about that kind of, like, it's just such like entire countries, entire nations are just unraveled out there. And like people, people message me all day and they're like, yo, why aren't you talking about this? Why aren't you talking about that? 1.00

00:16:55.840 And I oftentimes feel like when we're up to our throats domestically in issues, it oftentimes gets so hard to widen your your your vision out to the rest of the world.

00:17:10.080 You know, we're struggling. I know we're not doing great over here. I know America's a great country, but I mean, damn, we're not doing so hot.

00:17:17.920 There's a lot of shit wrong with us. We should probably fix that. That's what he's saying. 0.99

00:17:20.360 there's one thing i i'll voice and i might get shitted on for this i really will but i just 0.97

00:17:27.600 i have to be one of those people that kind of like have a tiny bit of balls and say this 0.95

00:17:32.280 i really am kind of grossed out and tired of how people that live in america talk about america 0.89

00:17:38.960 like i want there to be solutions i know we're not the best country right now but like we got 0.84

00:17:44.720 stop shitting on it love where your soil is like i know people that are literally not i don't know

00:17:50.020 personally but i know because my parents came from a country that's extremely rough to live in 0.99

00:17:54.980 where they had to flee it literally for their life and they don't talk bad about it yeah they 0.90

00:17:59.340 have pride with it they'd rather fix it than talk shit about it and so like you got we gotta wake 0.97

00:18:05.360 these kids what's the solution the solution is there is a problem great the first job is done 0.98

00:18:10.180 you noticed it second is instead of talking shit about it fix it like for example my relationship 0.93

00:18:16.060 Okay, but how? 0.83

00:18:16.840 No, let me give you an example.

00:18:17.940 But there's not always a solution right away.

00:18:20.880 But like, for example, I'll give you like, it's just a small example.

00:18:23.080 Me and my girlfriend are arguing or fighting.

00:18:24.660 It's gross if we do it in front of my friends and we do it in front of my family and then

00:18:27.980 we're bickering and I'm just like, oh, and then she walks away. 1.00

00:18:29.780 I'm like, fucking that girl is blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:18:31.200 And I start talking bad about her. 1.00

00:18:32.560 Now, when you guys look at her, her like her worth is dropped because the man that loves

00:18:37.820 her is talking ill about her.

00:18:39.000 But if we're having an issue that's in my home and I handle it in my home and we walk

00:18:43.160 out, we hold both of each other in a high value. Not everybody else in that room is going to look

00:18:47.540 at us with a high value. We still have issues, but we're dealing with it with respect. And I

00:18:52.300 think we need to start teaching younger people. It's fine to think that your country is losing 0.99

00:18:56.160 right now, but show respect. That's an incredible point. Incredible point. Mike dropped so early in

00:19:02.220 the episode. You just brought the pain. I mean, that's so true. And I mean, the amount of time

00:19:06.220 that we spend bickering about the issues, down talking the country and what it is and what it

00:19:12.580 can be as opposed to coming up with actionable solutions to the problems is is mind-blowing i 0.89

00:19:17.440 mean i mean every bill is is at an impasse or stall and nothing ever fucking moves no part

00:19:24.840 the parties don't work together and everybody just talks badly and you go on the internet and 0.97

00:19:28.160 it's nowadays it's almost acceptable to shit on the country it's almost acceptable to i was looking 0.90

00:19:36.400 at a post yesterday about the beirut thing somebody posted this didn't look like a firework 0.97

00:19:42.180 this looked like a nuke and did they say that out of line yes for sure ben shapiro retweeted it and

00:19:49.560 wrote lmao and i and i responded to ben and i said even if what this person said was complete 0.95

00:19:57.640 and utter stupidity this ain't this ain't the caption like when i see ben shapiro lmao a blast 0.79

00:20:04.060 that killed hundreds of people and devastated thousands lmao is not the caption and so i wrote 0.99

00:20:09.680 that and i got a bunch of a bunch of responses in the comments you're being too sensitive you're 0.98

00:20:14.380 being a bitch you're being too sensitive about about this yeah not too long ago or or always 0.97

00:20:21.840 for the history of this world you were supposed to be about sensitive about topics that involve 1.00

00:20:26.580 the death of others yeah why have we moved to a place where we're not sensitive to the fucking 0.93

00:20:32.200 death of people in other countries or the death of people here both sides go out of their way to talk 0.99

00:20:38.620 horrible shit about the other side when it involves death racism we we have we we have to 0.98

00:20:45.620 be sensitive that's part of the fucking problem i i i feel you but also correct me if i'm wrong 0.99

00:20:52.000 in the middle east right now if my parents grew up my age and they were there and my father would 0.99

00:20:57.380 be like you know what fuck this uh so-and-so shit blah blah blah is that they would take him out and 1.00

00:21:02.240 kill him immediately right okay in america they can't do that but what they could do is they could 1.00

00:21:07.300 kill your career and so now all these people that have the same like-minded like thoughts as us 0.98

00:21:13.800 they're terrified because they're like okay what if i say something that's worded wrong or i say it 0.56

00:21:19.460 kind of incorrect everything's down and we shut down america can't talk it's the country that has 0.58

00:21:26.360 freedom of speech but everybody shuts the fuck up because nobody wants to say anything well not 0.75

00:21:30.740 everybody there's some people there's there's a lot of people that use it and and those people 0.55

00:21:34.580 unfortunately fall back on the just because i can does they don't use just because i can doesn't

00:21:39.120 mean i should that's like the biggest thing we're up yeah we could all say whatever we want i could

00:21:43.240 i could go and say horrible things to ben shapiro but why would i do that how would that how would

00:21:47.800 that help how how is your rhetoric and the way you are talking to other people helping just and

00:21:54.820 the problem is a lot of people don't want to help well just true they want to just they want to watch

00:21:59.400 it burn anecdotally though because yeah some people want to watch it burn speaking anecdotally

00:22:03.740 like i've said my fair share about america like i've had opinions i have a podcast called america's

00:22:10.520 racist yeah like my concerns with the country at this particular moment in time are voiced

00:22:18.800 in a way that suits me i just haven't gotten to step two which is what you just described step

00:22:25.360 one is identifying the problem and step two is not not complaint you said step two is to fix it

00:22:29.860 and what i'm asking you is i think your answer was right is just like it's it's a lot easier

00:22:34.960 said than done you know it's easy pointing out problems you know it's hard providing and

00:22:39.980 executing solutions mike when you were going through your situation when you were an addict

00:22:45.640 did your mother look you in the eyes and give up on you no she never did never because she might

00:22:51.760 she might have acted like she was going to but never i i treat my life now everybody has a

00:22:57.460 different higher power mine is mine is christ so when i look at a situation i realize that

00:23:02.020 a lot of times it looks like it's hopeless and sometimes you do feel that way but if you love

00:23:07.780 something and you respect something you just keep moving forward i never said don't have fear but 0.97

00:23:13.240 move forward yeah don't don't this is what i think if people that talk shit about you because 0.99

00:23:19.640 they're jealous of you people that scream are the loudest in the room to me they're the animals that 0.97

00:23:24.460 are the most colorful ones because they use their identity outside their look to scare the other

00:23:28.800 animals or other predators that can attack them. At the end of the day, the person who's in the

00:23:33.040 room loudest yelling, this is that, this is that, this person is more terrified than anybody.

00:23:38.800 And honestly, it's, it's sad. So when you say, what should I do? It's like, I don't know the

00:23:44.800 answer, but I do know that causing a fire in a different direction is not going to put out

00:23:49.140 the fire in that direction so so when you're like our economy blah blah blah and it's our president

00:23:55.040 okay if you truly think our president is doing wrong or now i'm not saying that logan thinks

00:24:00.040 i'm just saying overall if you think our president is doing wrong and you want to get them out of

00:24:03.980 office great go to school have an education so you can replace that president go vote go vote

00:24:09.240 take your big boy pants put them on and get to work a lot of people don't want to get to the 0.99

00:24:15.300 sure sure it's hard it's hard it's hard it's so much easier to talk shit than to handle the shit 0.99

00:24:20.780 he talked about his uh america's racist monologue which which was great and you know a lot of people 0.99

00:24:26.320 resonated with it you said you had very opinionated views that may have you know upset the other side

00:24:33.040 but one thing that you did a good job of there one thing i've always tried to teach you from

00:24:38.220 my corporate experience is you can state an opinion that pushes a certain agenda or tries

00:24:45.320 to fix a problem without engulfing the opposite view in fire. And that is the piece of the puzzle

00:24:53.060 that we as a country right now are completely missing. People have forgotten how to speak

00:24:58.600 properly without offending horribly. Okay. And that every single, and, and, and I gotta say,

00:25:06.260 i'm i i have tried to do a lot better with talking about trump on the show but trump

00:25:11.720 ran on a platform of calling you know native american women pocahontas and call and sleepy

00:25:18.900 joe biden and he's got dementia and call and name calling name calling drives division and hatred

00:25:25.920 and so so until we as a country and by the way i'm sure the left does it too i don't want to

00:25:31.120 single anybody out but until we as a country can start to speak in a way that aligns as opposed

00:25:37.540 to dividing we get nowhere i've said this a million times on the show that the person that

00:25:42.380 comes into office that unites the aisles will be the greatest president in the history of this

00:25:48.260 country as long as we continue to have single party relevant presidential candidates we will 0.96

00:25:54.460 continue to fucking fail as a country because because because it's I said it about a business 0.97

00:26:02.060 thing we're in the other day it's not two aisles going to basketball practice to win as a team 0.99

00:26:06.240 it's two aisles playing basketball against each other the democrats are blocking the republicans

00:26:11.480 the republicans are blocking the democrats nobody's scoring and we're just sitting there like 0.94

00:26:16.280 yo when is it gonna fucking stop and it's you know until until some great uniter comes and 0.93

00:26:21.880 unites everybody and unfortunately say what you want about our current president's great things 0.96

00:26:26.560 that he's doing i i think we can all agree he's not going to be the person that unites the countries

00:26:31.200 the two sides of the country do you know what i'm saying so we should do a better job speaking

00:26:36.600 we should get out of the politics and that was like light politics i think is that politics or

00:26:41.620 is that i know the last part but is that more about also it's it's interesting because like 0.87

00:26:45.980 everyone has a fucking opinion about about something and i often wonder like how many 0.90

00:26:49.800 people really give a shit about ours about when it comes to politics yeah you know maybe but maybe 0.99

00:26:54.460 you're you're very well read and so i try to be yeah and and we i like to i'd like to think we 0.97

00:26:59.880 come at it as a from a pretty objective angle you know i try to be a little bit listen i mean

00:27:07.220 it suits me to have a republican president bro like that's looking out for my financial

00:27:13.320 like wealth you know what i'm saying but like unfortunately i don't know anyways you're in a

00:27:17.880 relationship yes that's amazing yep my girlfriend was here this morning she walked past your

00:27:23.300 girlfriend and your girlfriend said you're looking real slim today amara and amara said

00:27:29.160 thanks so much man and i said can you imagine if guys did that like can you imagine if when 0.96

00:27:35.260 you came to the house today i was like yo man dick outlines looking nice today man you got 0.99

00:27:39.540 your dick looks great i mean guys do do that they're like we kind of like you're swole you 1.00

00:27:43.100 We look big, we lie to each other all the time. 1.00

00:27:45.700 Not as much.

00:27:46.860 Not as much. 1.00

00:27:47.500 What are you talking about, girls? 0.87

00:27:48.220 No, because you're never looking ripped. 0.50

00:27:50.520 Oh, Jesus.

00:27:51.500 Mike, I know for a fact the other day I told you you're looking slimmer.

00:27:54.480 I didn't say anything about you.

00:27:55.280 I've said this too, yeah.

00:27:56.220 Right?

00:27:56.540 What do you talk about?

00:27:57.160 I guess so.

00:27:57.660 All of us have seen you work out.

00:27:58.660 You just stay on your phone and walk around.

00:28:00.600 Like, dude, you're like, I'm hitting the gym, and you just make a conference call.

00:28:03.600 Everyone does that, though.

00:28:04.680 A lot of people do that.

00:28:05.220 At this point, I feel like you're just having conversations that you don't want us to hear

00:28:07.820 about.

00:28:08.360 I'm just doing bicep curls with my cell phone.

00:28:10.380 But the biggest compliment I could ever get

00:28:13.100 Would be

00:28:14.540 Yo you really crushed out Warzone last night

00:28:17.240 No one's ever going to say that

00:28:18.740 You know the other day I came home

00:28:22.060 And nobody was here

00:28:23.120 It was like night and I just hear Mike screaming 0.99

00:28:25.520 And I'm like what the fuck was that 0.99

00:28:27.500 So I text him like yo you good 0.98

00:28:29.080 I can't find you because he screamed once

00:28:31.240 And then it was gone

00:28:31.860 He's like oh sorry I'm playing

00:28:33.600 I'll be in my bed it's midnight it's 1am

00:28:36.120 And I hear screaming 0.99

00:28:37.660 And then I hear him and fucking Evan 0.99

00:28:39.700 Screaming at the top of their lungs 0.99

00:28:40.660 I have to send him a text

00:28:41.540 I go yo 1.00

00:28:42.080 I'm ready to fucking kill someone 1.00

00:28:44.640 You need to stop screaming 1.00

00:28:46.020 And I'm screaming because I can't kill anyone 0.79

00:28:48.540 That's why I'm screaming

00:28:49.620 Like I literally

00:28:50.660 I can't do anything right dude

00:28:52.180 And I think the problem is

00:28:53.700 I'm gonna try to find a problem

00:28:55.520 That's not really the problem 0.99

00:28:56.140 I just suck 0.99

00:28:56.680 But I play cross play 0.99

00:28:58.380 Where there's PCs involved

00:28:59.620 You say you play cross eyed

00:29:00.780 I was like that's it 1.00

00:29:01.860 Maybe that's why you suck man 1.00

00:29:03.880 You need to focus a little more 1.00

00:29:05.060 Do you remember in Fortnite

00:29:06.500 when the PC...

00:29:08.520 No, no, no, that too, but also 0.99

00:29:10.100 how the PC players had the fucking advantage. 0.99

00:29:12.660 Always. And so I'm there on an 0.99

00:29:14.520 Xbox, and I'm just getting

00:29:16.620 mowed down by a bunch of nade shots,

00:29:19.000 bro. Oh, yeah, but you gotta find

00:29:20.600 the fucking rookies playing on mobile. 0.99

00:29:22.740 Is there a war zone for mobile? Yeah, there is, but 1.00

00:29:24.560 when you select cross-play, it's all

00:29:26.420 platforms. Oh, yeah.

00:29:28.260 So I don't... So find the dudes running around 1.00

00:29:30.420 with their guns pointed in the air, making...

00:29:32.400 It's hard to find them. Everybody I find,

00:29:34.380 I have them dead in my sights,

00:29:36.500 I've got the growl or, or one of the best guns in the game. 0.98

00:29:40.020 All I have to do is just mow them down.

00:29:41.720 And it's just, why do you know how bad my aim is?

00:29:45.280 Because I love the idea of it.

00:29:47.660 And, and it makes me, uh, I start to forget about the other things in my life.

00:29:51.940 Like it makes me de-stress a little bit.

00:29:53.940 For sure.

00:29:54.560 By playing a stress game.

00:29:56.020 It's an escape.

00:29:56.620 But then I re-stress, I de-stress.

00:29:58.380 Then I re-stress when I find out how bad, cause think about it.

00:30:00.520 I got three other people on my team and they're like, come on, Mike, it all comes down to this.

00:30:04.300 All you gotta do is not die immediately

00:30:06.660 And I always die immediately

00:30:08.520 But I'm like that kid

00:30:09.680 Like Skyrim

00:30:12.100 Or like classic Grand Theft Auto

00:30:14.200 Not Sims

00:30:14.980 You saw Joe Rogan's take on video games

00:30:17.260 Crazy

00:30:17.960 He was super against them right

00:30:19.520 So no no 0.99

00:30:20.620 He got fucking headlined 1.00

00:30:23.840 Poor fucking guy 1.00

00:30:26.180 He even said that he plays too 1.00

00:30:30.540 Yeah

00:30:30.920 It was an anecdotal

00:30:33.600 thing like which is why i don't i i hate that people he got headlined he said something like

00:30:38.320 he he also said that like people should be focusing focusing on building things that you

00:30:42.600 could build over time so when you beat a level you actually earn something and he brought up

00:30:46.200 jujitsu and it was like when i elevate from one level of jujitsu to the next level i get i feel

00:30:50.600 good about myself all these things and the clap back from like ninja and all the streamers was

00:30:55.180 yo like i don't know if you've noticed but video games are a business now like when i build when

00:31:00.720 i've built a multi multi million dollar business around playing video games and so he said he said

00:31:05.380 this video games are a real problem you know why because they're fucking fun they're real exciting

00:31:08.820 but you don't get anywhere you're going to waste your time to remove yourself from your love of 0.60

00:31:12.920 video games don't sigh why what is wrong with this you tell me how that's not factually true i think 0.99

00:31:17.880 not for everyone that's what i'm saying totally can be he slipped up with his fucking with his 0.91

00:31:22.960 verbiage which sucks i hate when people cancel from verbiage he said he said video games are 0.97

00:31:28.120 a real problem you know what he's got a long form podcast he said video games are a real problem 0.89

00:31:32.380 that's what the community had an issue with for some if he would have said the following

00:31:36.900 video games can be a real problem skate it's clean skating bro yeah but the fact that he

00:31:43.620 he said this again on a four-hour podcast and people have a problem with it because he's totally

00:31:48.680 right but i found myself in the same exact scenario where i ask josie bro i'll be playing 0.94

00:31:53.340 fucking petrus or uh super mario bros or whatever the fuck five hours will pass i've achieved 0.97

00:31:59.260 nothing but there's nothing but there's some kid but there's some that's worthless to some people 0.99

00:32:05.300 yeah to me to me it's worthless is that what he's i think the here's the thing yes some people like

00:32:10.280 ninja could build a career off of this but like that's unfair for him to get mad at joe that's

00:32:14.940 like saying hey getting facial tattoos and being a rapper is definitely gonna win for you guys like

00:32:19.420 There's billions, I will say billions of people

00:32:23.480 that are going to live in our lifetime

00:32:25.520 that have tattoos on their face

00:32:27.700 and they won't even get hired at Subway.

00:32:29.540 Let me ask you a question.

00:32:30.380 Because they have tattoos on their face 1.00

00:32:31.280 and they're going to make it as a rapper.

00:32:32.480 What do you say to the...

00:32:33.760 Billions of people?

00:32:34.460 That's a lot of people with face tattoos.

00:32:36.360 But, I mean, shout out to all the face tattoo people.

00:32:39.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:39.840 Huge career in tattooing.

00:32:41.520 I will say billions.

00:32:42.760 You're in high school.

00:32:44.160 Billions.

00:32:44.880 Sorry.

00:32:45.700 You're in high school and there's some kid

00:32:47.540 who, in your city, 0.99

00:32:49.080 he's got the gift bro that kid knows how to ball yeah he dribbles he fucking shoots he's a shooter 0.97

00:32:53.720 okay right what if joe rogan said yo basketball is a waste of time because that kid joe rogan 0.89

00:32:59.780 spent his his time playing basketball because totally i know but here but hear me out the idea

00:33:06.280 that you could a kid can play good enough to one day make it as a streamer is actually much more

00:33:12.760 possible than making it as a basketball player okay a professional basketball player so so where

00:33:18.720 do you draw the line when you tell kids to stop dreaming now video games now i never said stop

00:33:22.920 no no i just mean in that department george george george of the jungle all right listen 0.98

00:33:27.640 fucking where do you where do you draw the line because right now there's some kid who's playing 0.95

00:33:32.740 video games and he's like yo there's a business model here because because listen it's the same 0.99

00:33:36.780 as vlogging sure it's the same as it's the same as creating content like when are you like oh man

00:33:42.000 i've been trying to be a gamer because there's kids like kids have time i think all of us here

00:33:45.680 are super busy you got vlog stuff a podcast yeah but i think about i think about often i think

00:33:51.140 about when i was young and what i did to fill up my time yeah and i did a lot i played a lot of

00:33:56.020 video games you know i was addicted to world of workout for two years straight absolutely two

00:33:59.800 years of my life i was addicted to this game and you know what's crazy actually i'm so thankful

00:34:05.480 for this two years this contradicts what i'm saying but like i i didn't come up and come out

00:34:12.120 of that two years going wow i just wasted two years no because you had fun and you enjoyed it

00:34:17.720 i taught you something i learned what addiction was and i learned what it was to be passionate

00:34:23.020 about something truly like passionate about like trying to get my level 70 gnome mage to win the

00:34:27.800 pvp arena battle he's the best logan was really really really good at pvp yeah i was in there

00:34:34.020 sometimes yeah but he was he was a dog i was a dog um but but i i was i was grateful for the

00:34:39.700 experience like video games did teach me a lot so but you're also super aspirational and you had

00:34:44.260 massive goals for yourself not everyone has those goals or finds their passion so early on that they

00:34:49.320 are killing time where they're like i just don't know what to do and you can always put it away i

00:34:53.240 remember in college i cut out tv i was just like casually watch tv for like whether it was entourage

00:34:58.660 i was like entourage i binge watch entourage okay but like i cut out like watching sports i love

00:35:03.560 sports i grew up playing sports but i was like screw i just like don't want to watch it anymore

00:35:06.360 because that takes up an hour or two hours of my day i cut that out and then i have to i have to

00:35:10.860 fill it with something else but you're 100 right yeah joe rogan here's this here's a sentence he

00:35:16.460 said video games are a real problem you could replace that with sports and it'd be the same

00:35:21.500 thing i could say sports are a real problem you know why because they're fun they're exciting

00:35:24.800 but they don't get you anywhere you're gonna waste your time technically that's still true

00:35:27.820 if you come from an anecdotal point of view of like wow i spent the whole day watching sports

00:35:32.000 I disagree with that

00:35:34.020 for some people it's like that

00:35:37.020 for me

00:35:37.560 anecdotally personally

00:35:40.660 when I watch a sports game

00:35:43.340 at the end of it I'm like 1.00

00:35:44.200 wow that was entertaining but shit 0.98

00:35:46.680 I feel slightly unaccomplished 0.99

00:35:48.340 because he's not saying watching sports he's saying doing

00:35:50.680 and playing so that's

00:35:52.140 physically better for your health

00:35:54.540 that's what I'm saying

00:35:56.380 this is what I'm saying

00:35:58.600 I think somebody

00:35:59.920 So, okay, I got two people here

00:36:01.680 I got Mike and I got you

00:36:02.860 You're in a video game escaping life

00:36:04.660 Because your life here is better

00:36:06.400 But he's fixing his actual life

00:36:09.140 Doing jiu-jitsu, doing basketball, doing stuff

00:36:11.240 So physically he's getting in shape

00:36:13.100 He's getting his mental state right

00:36:14.680 Mike has two arms, two legs

00:36:16.500 This is what I gotta do to make this work

00:36:18.600 Because when you shut this down, guess what?

00:36:20.880 What do you, what's your worth?

00:36:21.940 What do you got going on right now?

00:36:23.160 Now I know there's people like Ninja killing it right now

00:36:25.260 And I don't think he's talking

00:36:26.580 Yes, but I'm saying

00:36:28.460 I don't think he was saying it as in like, yo, listen, if your dream is to become a huge

00:36:33.540 gamer and you want to kill it, then that's your dream.

00:36:35.300 No one should ever tell you anything. 1.00

00:36:36.600 And then on top of that, if you're sitting there listening to Joe that you've never fucking

00:36:40.400 met in your life and he says something and it takes you away from your journey, then 0.83

00:36:43.960 that journey wasn't meant for you. 1.00

00:36:45.080 You're fucking weak. 1.00

00:36:46.300 Like you're mentally weak to me. 1.00

00:36:47.820 You don't even belong in the category of competing. 0.93

00:36:50.000 The other, the other thing.

00:36:51.300 Yeah.

00:36:52.080 So what I'm saying is if he's going to stop somebody else that's not competing, but it's

00:36:56.960 stuck to a video game that should be thinking about loans and banking and real estate so yes

00:37:02.740 there is people out there that are listening but the people that are listening to him are easily

00:37:06.460 motivated so maybe they need to change their perspective on life because i was addicted to 0.99

00:37:11.100 games but i ain't a fucking gamer bro i ain't gonna make money off of that shit what i'm saying 0.99

00:37:15.300 is it's so easy to put a video game in a kid's hand and say run with it and they're not gonna 0.99

00:37:18.920 be able to run with it well the other the other problem with what he said here too is a lot of

00:37:24.520 and people's reaction to it is a lot of people assume that the majority of

00:37:29.780 people in this world or,

00:37:30.940 or Joe assumes that the majority of people in this world want some grand quest

00:37:34.880 in life.

00:37:35.540 There's a lot of people out there who are just trying to kick it, 1.00

00:37:37.680 drink a PBR and kill some motherfuckers on a Friday, bro. 1.00

00:37:40.860 Not a lot of people out there. 1.00

00:37:42.360 I will go as far as saying almost all people out there are trying to kick it,

00:37:47.440 listen to impulsive,

00:37:48.500 pop a PBR, 1.00

00:37:49.460 fuck their girl and play some war zone. 1.00

00:37:51.720 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:52.120 1000%. 1.00

00:37:53.080 So when Joe's like, you ain't going to get nowhere if you're killing motherfuckers on Warzone, you got to do jujitsu, you got to start a fucking podcast. 0.99

00:38:00.040 I know that's not just like, it was so conversational. 0.99

00:38:04.380 It was like in passing almost.

00:38:06.240 But it is dependent on what your goal is in life because for some people, if they're like, yo, all of my enjoyment comes from dropping supermarket in Warzone.

00:38:16.200 Me and my boys drop supermarket.

00:38:18.120 That makes me happy.

00:38:19.040 then is it really a waste of time because if i can't if i found happy now this is another tricky

00:38:24.280 topic because i found happiness in some things that were pretty fucking bad too way bad but like

00:38:29.540 video games aren't on the same level can i meet you on a fair point yeah sure okay uh when i came 0.58

00:38:34.460 to la my sole purpose is to be an entertainer in any way shape or form okay when i came here

00:38:39.860 to la in my mind i committed i will be homeless until i entertain i will sleep in the streets of

00:38:47.960 la until i figure out i could pay my bills with entertainment i accepted that mentally so at the

00:38:53.720 end of the day if people are out there and they're playing video games and they haven't accepted the

00:38:57.140 fact that if they don't get money off of this they could be homeless what i'm saying is he's not

00:39:02.340 sitting there talking to people that are like well dude i already have a job and i'm playing video

00:39:06.500 games he's trying to mold kids mind and i think and correct me if i'm wrong america needs to chill

00:39:12.900 out on yelling at people for trying to mold

00:39:15.100 kids' mind. That's what they're

00:39:16.820 meant to do. That's why we have

00:39:18.960 ages where you can't drink. You can't do this.

00:39:21.260 He's not trying to mold kids' mind.

00:39:22.780 It's just the perspective that he had.

00:39:24.540 What's wrong with him giving us his perspective?

00:39:25.980 Nothing.

00:39:28.100 No person who's playing video games right now

00:39:30.260 put it down and started crying because Joe said that.

00:39:32.260 Nobody said that. Touching on what you said,

00:39:34.320 when people ask me, because I often get asked,

00:39:36.280 Logan, I want life advice, whatever.

00:39:38.900 Honestly, one day I'd like to do

00:39:40.320 sort of what Gary Vee does. Have like an

00:39:42.240 open forum with people just to like give them bits of life advice if i can and people often

00:39:48.020 ask me like i want to do this thing but it's not working out or like i want to become a vlogger

00:39:51.900 how do i do it what i do i my first question is do you love it yeah i love it how much like do

00:40:00.540 you really love it because in 10 years after thousands of videos that you made and tens of

00:40:07.560 thousands of hours that you've spent trying to become a content creator if you failed you're

00:40:12.660 gonna be happy because if you love it you still will be and if you don't you're gonna be in a

00:40:18.580 world of hurt you have to be willing to fail you have to be willing and okay with failing which is

00:40:25.740 what you described you came here knowing love with the satisfaction of money and that can't be it

00:40:30.100 that can't be it it's not it's the it's not about the destination it's about you knew me you knew me

00:40:34.700 when I was in Arizona

00:40:36.540 and my mom and dad

00:40:37.180 were paying my bills

00:40:37.820 giving me three months

00:40:38.640 to give it a shot

00:40:39.380 was I just as happy then

00:40:41.280 as I am now

00:40:41.940 you're literally

00:40:42.560 the same kid Georgie

00:40:44.020 because I didn't

00:40:44.900 base my happiness

00:40:45.700 the same dude

00:40:45.860 that came up to me

00:40:46.600 at LA Fitness

00:40:47.200 while I was doing squats

00:40:48.200 and wouldn't leave me 0.99

00:40:49.120 the fuck alone 0.98

00:40:50.060 somehow he tricked me 1.00

00:40:52.100 he tricked me

00:40:52.760 just he was so funny

00:40:54.140 and charismatic

00:40:54.640 and he tricked me

00:40:56.200 into giving you

00:40:56.860 my phone number

00:40:57.560 and then I worked

00:40:58.280 and I was like 0.99

00:40:58.620 fuck I hate that 0.99

00:40:59.260 I like this 1.00

00:40:59.680 like he's interrupting 0.99

00:41:01.120 my squats and shit 0.99

00:41:01.920 but I like him 0.99

00:41:02.420 he's funny

00:41:02.880 and then we hung out

00:41:04.100 and you remember what you said

00:41:06.120 with the bottle remember that moment

00:41:08.120 oh yeah I popped

00:41:10.040 bottles in the champagne and I go yo yo

00:41:12.080 let's drink and you said I don't drink and I go neither do I

00:41:14.240 I just thought it'd be cool to do it in the studio

00:41:16.380 and that's something I'd still do now 0.98

00:41:18.380 I was like damn 0.99

00:41:19.800 this kid's tight I literally 0.99

00:41:22.120 I explain this to everybody

00:41:23.980 because kids come up to me too in the streets

00:41:26.100 like yo blah blah blah I'm like listen the first advice I'm saying

00:41:28.180 is if you're waiting to be happy

00:41:30.060 in the future you're doing it wrong because

00:41:31.920 tomorrow's not promised to you

00:41:33.200 so if you are not right with your situation right now start with that i've walked into rooms with

00:41:40.420 people that have a hundred thousand dollar check waiting for them every first of the month and

00:41:44.040 they're crying and they're wiping their tears every moment because they don't know how to escape

00:41:47.380 their depression listen depression is serious anxiety is very serious this is a thing that

00:41:53.380 people they're they're scared to talk about what i'm saying is don't worry about anybody because 0.98

00:41:58.540 if anybody really did love you back they would want you to fix that shit first so what i'm saying 0.98

00:42:02.840 is fix your happiness. 0.99

00:42:04.540 What makes you happy?

00:42:05.460 If video games make you happy, 0.91

00:42:06.680 sick.

00:42:07.160 If painting makes you happy, 0.98

00:42:08.560 sick.

00:42:09.020 Don't worry about income. 0.91

00:42:10.680 Don't worry about income right now.

00:42:12.580 Because people try,

00:42:13.240 they're like,

00:42:13.660 I need the Ferrari,

00:42:14.480 I need the watches,

00:42:15.240 I need the...

00:42:15.880 Sometimes you have to.

00:42:17.520 There comes a point

00:42:18.120 where you have to support yourself.

00:42:19.620 Like, you have to somehow...

00:42:21.700 But if their happiness

00:42:22.540 is not in line, bro,

00:42:23.800 what good is it?

00:42:24.660 It's a fiscal world,

00:42:26.020 unfortunately.

00:42:26.720 You could have a mansion,

00:42:27.600 but if you're alone in it crying,

00:42:28.900 what's the worth?

00:42:29.620 Well, let's not talk about

00:42:31.140 the outliers.

00:42:32.220 You know what I'm saying?

00:42:32.660 like the majority of the world isn't isn't worried about a mansion they're worried about how they're

00:42:35.580 going to eat their next meal you know what i'm saying and so like unfortunately like dude i've

00:42:39.060 i've i've been in that place before where i was like yo what i'm doing right now it doesn't make

00:42:42.600 me happy at all but i'm alive and so like so like we talk about desperation versus inspiration and

00:42:48.540 and which one is a bigger driver more meaningful driver and at the end of the day like sometimes

00:42:53.280 that's what it comes down to i have a way of life but it's going to be hard for some people to

00:42:57.680 swallow it and i can say it could be a topic of discussion or people could get mad at me but i

00:43:01.580 have a way of life that is full

00:43:03.520 bulletproof for me and it's always came

00:43:05.580 out on top for me my like

00:43:07.460 everybody here knows I'm very biblical when it comes to stuff

00:43:09.440 I refer to the Bible for every situation in my

00:43:11.540 life I'm a firm

00:43:13.480 believer in this and not people might not believe

00:43:15.460 this but I believe

00:43:16.940 I will do everything in my power that I

00:43:19.480 can and trust God

00:43:21.220 to give me the things that I can't take

00:43:23.540 care of myself for example

00:43:24.780 this is a situation you are around

00:43:26.880 I was dealing with a situation

00:43:29.340 my girlfriend left me at the time I had no friends

00:43:31.480 Nothing in LA

00:43:32.640 I broke everything in my house

00:43:34.240 I was very depressed

00:43:35.080 I was about to pack my bags

00:43:36.560 And go straight to Arizona

00:43:37.520 Right there I made a flesh decision

00:43:40.260 Because life was too hard right now

00:43:42.020 I didn't know what I could do

00:43:43.460 And then I immediately said

00:43:44.720 I gotta give this a higher power

00:43:46.280 Sometimes we need to do that

00:43:47.820 I got on my knees

00:43:48.900 I said my prayer

00:43:50.080 I apologized for breaking everything in my house

00:43:52.380 Not how you should handle things

00:43:53.540 I looked in the mirror

00:43:54.700 And in the mirror as I'm washing my face

00:43:56.620 Have you guys ever done this

00:43:58.380 When you see yourself cry in the mirror

00:43:59.720 And you start crying more 1.00

00:44:00.560 you feel bad for the fucking guy in the mirror so i'm sitting there like a dickhead crying in the 0.99

00:44:04.720 mirror holding my own hand and i'm like what do we gotta do and i'm praying and i'm like god 0.99

00:44:10.040 what do i do i'm mad and i'm getting sad and i go i'm giving all of my anxiety to you i'm giving

00:44:15.540 all of my depression what do you want me to do i will work for this i am tired for this i'm scared

00:44:21.740 for this but i will do it in my heart of heart i looked in the mirror and i go go to the gym it's

00:44:27.300 1130 at night. I said, go to the gym. I go to the gym. I'm working out. There's only one other

00:44:32.580 person in my sight and it's Logan Paul. Not only did God give me a way into this industry during

00:44:39.460 my lowest moment, but he gave me a best friend, what I needed. So a lot of people don't want to

00:44:44.780 turn to God. They're too scared. They don't think he exists, but I'm telling you a hundred shots

00:44:50.560 out of a hundred every time I gave it to my Lord and I worked for it. It comes both ways. A lot of

00:44:56.760 people read Bible verses and they read it and they just take it in a way that

00:45:00.880 they don't grasp.

00:45:01.880 And I don't mean to get biblical on you guys,

00:45:03.680 but like read,

00:45:04.760 read a passage in the Bible.

00:45:06.200 Never once is Jesus just show up at your house to give you your blessing.

00:45:09.180 Never.

00:45:10.740 He waits for you to come to him.

00:45:12.660 So what I'm saying is if you're out there and you believe in God or you

00:45:15.080 believe in any type of higher power,

00:45:17.560 I tend to go towards Christ.

00:45:19.180 That's my go-to.

00:45:20.440 And my thing is,

00:45:21.120 bro,

00:45:21.760 don't give up work as hard as you can and throw it at his feet and see what

00:45:26.080 can happen.

00:45:26.760 And a lot of people here are going to disagree with me.

00:45:28.960 I know that for a fact.

00:45:30.120 But I'm telling you, you got to try it before you take it out.

00:45:32.740 Georgie, I love this.

00:45:33.880 I love all of that.

00:45:35.220 Like being your friend for the past six years, I've witnessed what you just described.

00:45:39.680 You constantly come out on top.

00:45:42.000 You're reaching the next level day after day after day.

00:45:45.780 My question to you is this.

00:45:47.820 For the religious people who haven't had that type of path, and it's not always been success, success, win, win, win, win, win.

00:45:56.320 because a lot of people are really religious a lot of people do turn to christ and they haven't

00:46:00.140 had their breakthrough yet or even i'll explain even like a minor little win or whatever they're

00:46:04.180 looking for so so what is it i got really quick at learning i i didn't i observe a lot i think a

00:46:10.200 lot of people here could realize this about me when i see something i figure it out i learn from

00:46:14.100 other people's mistakes so when i realize my relationship with god is a relationship

00:46:19.380 it's built on a relationship so a lot of people basically that oh well jesus is not there for me

00:46:26.480 on this situation okay well if me and my girlfriend are having good times but once i'm okay and i'm

00:46:31.460 good and i walk away from her because i'm good but then when times get rough i come back to her

00:46:36.620 she's like yo i'll help you but you know it would have been a lot better for us if we're right here

00:46:40.660 all i'm saying is this a relationship with god is like a wi-fi router if i'm next to the router

00:46:46.040 I'm going to get my information quick

00:46:47.400 and my service is right here

00:46:48.760 and I have a great relationship and it's chilling.

00:46:50.440 But if I keep walking away into the backyard,

00:46:52.460 into the neighbor's yard

00:46:53.020 and my connection with him is off,

00:46:55.020 it's going to be off.

00:46:56.520 So George, do you think a lot of your blessings

00:46:58.200 have come from you going in the direction

00:47:01.780 that you're feeling called to go?

00:47:03.700 I mean, you said you literally give up everything

00:47:05.680 to be an entertainer in Hollywood, right?

00:47:07.800 So you took a major chance.

00:47:09.860 Yes, you had financial support,

00:47:11.400 but you've taken a chance

00:47:12.520 to do what your heart has called you to do.

00:47:15.080 I'll tell you why

00:47:16.180 And like again

00:47:17.060 This all has to go off of me

00:47:19.160 In my relationship with Christ

00:47:20.380 I could be in this industry

00:47:23.300 When I first came to LA

00:47:24.340 I had one prayer

00:47:25.280 The first prayer that I had in bed

00:47:28.060 I said God

00:47:29.240 If this takes me 1.00

00:47:30.480 One inch away from you

00:47:32.700 I want it miles away from me

00:47:35.460 I don't want to even be near it

00:47:36.980 I don't want it in a conversation 0.77

00:47:39.140 My Christ

00:47:40.000 My Lord goes with me in every room

00:47:42.280 In every relationship

00:47:43.340 Because here's the thing

00:47:44.480 even if you don't believe in God

00:47:46.460 look who I am as a human being

00:47:48.100 I guarantee if any of you guys needed a shot

00:47:50.280 into I need somebody right now to get something

00:47:52.380 done I guarantee you guys are making a call

00:47:54.340 if I needed somebody 1.00

00:47:55.380 to lie so that my girlfriend 0.99

00:47:58.160 didn't catch me out on like a cheating thing I would hit you 1.00

00:48:00.000 immediately you're like one of the best liars 1.00

00:48:02.080 I've ever seen in my life 0.99

00:48:03.080 believe it or not I hate lying and that's why

00:48:06.040 it put me in a tight spot

00:48:08.260 why are you not a preacher right now

00:48:10.480 right now I had this conversation

00:48:12.340 I figured this out

00:48:13.360 i am built differently you could put billions and dollars in front of me and i won't turn away from

00:48:19.100 christ you could put fame in front of me i won't turn away from christ what i what i know is that

00:48:23.520 there's a lot of people in my life that are getting baptized as we speak and knowing who

00:48:28.120 christ is as we speak because people in the industry don't know how to talk about god they

00:48:31.560 don't know who god is i think god built me for this crossover i'm crossing over yeah and you

00:48:36.240 guys i have my own battles too i'm not perfect nowhere near it there's so many times where i'm

00:48:40.980 looking at my own content i'm like yo i should stop swearing the same tongue that i'm talking 0.99

00:48:44.920 about jesus i'm saying oh fucking titties and blah blah blah like it's a mental battle for me 0.98

00:48:49.060 but i know for a fact that every time i put my faith into him he comes out on top i ain't perfect 0.99

00:48:55.560 and like everybody here no dude i'm not the most talented in the room i get in rooms that i should

00:49:00.340 even be a part of look at my relationship with you i almost left the devil wanted me to leave

00:49:05.600 if i'm gonna leave this with a topic of conversation i'm gonna leave you guys with

00:49:09.180 this one line. The devil is never, ever going to be strong enough to steal the blessing that God

00:49:15.560 installed in you when you were born, but he's strong enough to blind you from where it could

00:49:19.560 take you. So you could believe in yourself and know that you have what it takes. But if you

00:49:23.800 listen to the devil, which is only full of lies to tell you, you can't do this and you're not good

00:49:28.240 enough. You're fat. Your parents can't help you. You're going to be like your mom. You're going to 1.00

00:49:32.360 be a drug addict. You can't get out of being out of drug addict. If you listen to the devil, you're 0.98

00:49:36.520 going to be in chains your whole entire life. But you got to believe that if you're made in his

00:49:41.540 image and you really believe that Christ could do it all. Guys, I'm in LA and I live like a child.

00:49:46.980 I'm 27 years old. I have a beautiful girlfriend, family that loves me, friends that always be

00:49:51.320 there for me. I'm in sin city. I should be doing drugs off of hookers ass and I choose not to.

00:49:57.540 And I'm happier. I wake up every single day knowing that this day is going to be just as 1.00

00:50:01.740 great as the last because I put my Lord first. Don't listen to the devil at all. Don't. He's a

00:50:05.900 liar you're worth it you're strong just listen to what your body could do and you could do it 0.89

00:50:11.120 you're living a life of service in many ways like even just being your friend and then your service

00:50:17.480 uh to your god is extremely noble and i think uh carl lentz highlighted this when he was on our

00:50:24.260 podcast you know who he is he's justin bieber's guy yeah yeah he's a pastor and he say yo because

00:50:29.220 obviously religion you bring up the word religion and christianity it could be polarizing and he

00:50:35.800 said what's the worst what's the worst that happens it comes to the end of my life turns

00:50:40.000 out i'm wrong turns out you know there's no christian god whatever yeah and what i lived a 0.99

00:50:46.400 life serving other people and loving my neighbor it's a win fuck him it's a win you win you still 0.98

00:50:50.360 won i always sell this to people because we get in an argument and i do study other religions 0.99

00:50:54.580 because i'm trying to uh turn them towards christ and not in a brainwashing way but i'm just like

00:50:59.240 because i believe it and if you get out knowledge me in some certain ways then i'll be fine but the

00:51:04.980 one thing that i end people that are very stubborn is what's the worst that could happen i go if you

00:51:09.660 meet the lord that i know it's too late that's bad but if i go and there's nobody there all right

00:51:16.920 sick i'm kicking rocks with you in this ghost town that we call heaven like but that's what i'm

00:51:20.960 saying dude i'm not gonna look back in my life if like i'm 90 years old if somebody comes up to me 0.91

00:51:24.940 like oh dude we figure out time traveling turns out jesus is just a pizza guy like then i'm gonna

00:51:29.460 be like okay cool i i did good i i helped the homeless i've given people ways to get out of

00:51:33.940 addiction i found nowhere in the bible is going to state you to be a bad person nowhere so there

00:51:38.920 is no way there's no reason for you to be so disgusted by the bible there is no reason it's

00:51:43.600 it's so um just amazing to hear someone come on and talk uh at a normal talking rate with a normal

00:51:52.160 level of passion through the topics we talked about before that and then just to see them go

00:51:56.460 into six fucking gear bro when they fall into the space that they're supposed to exist yeah yeah and

00:52:02.900 And it brings – it makes me think about my own pursuits in life because I have an area too which is motivational, which is motivating people out of dark places. 0.97

00:52:13.680 The book did it, and when I talk in that space, I speak from the heart.

00:52:17.180 Like I can tell you're speaking from the heart.

00:52:19.060 I love making people laugh, but I don't think I was put here to make people laugh.

00:52:23.900 I think I was put here to make people feel better about their day-to-day lives and get out of ruts.

00:52:28.800 But I think – I mean this is you.

00:52:30.900 This is you.

00:52:31.400 like you're never gonna be as good as you are right i say things that really make people's

00:52:35.900 blood boil like i'll say one right now because if we're on the topic and then hopefully god

00:52:40.020 could guide me in the right way of conversating but like under conversing whatever yeah i do that

00:52:44.320 all the time that was it that's a word um accurate uh it is yep i say that but this is this is

00:52:50.100 something this is how my life is right now and mind you a lot of people are gonna hate me for

00:52:53.640 this but hear me out don't clip me just hear me out please because i know somebody needs to hear

00:52:59.120 this. Some guy was going back and he's like, so you could forgive everybody. I go, absolutely.

00:53:02.940 A hundred percent. He goes, everybody. And I go, yes. And he goes, Hitler comes back to life.

00:53:08.420 You have a chance to kill him right now. Do you kill him? I go, no. He goes, why? He's killed 1.00

00:53:13.480 millions. What if he killed your mother? I go, no. I go, cause here's the reason why Hitler at 1.00

00:53:18.800 the end of the day was such a powerful speaker. So motivating, so strong in his situation. When 0.70

00:53:24.580 I look at this man or anybody that's like this man, I don't look at just his flesh. There's

00:53:28.720 demons behind him and i'm not trying to cast him out i'm trying to kill the situation that's making

00:53:33.120 him evil because if i could get him to be a good person just imagine the good that this person could

00:53:37.400 do so what i'm saying is don't look to your neighbor and judge him and get mad at him and

00:53:41.140 want to crucify him i'm saying okay how because max an artist if he's using his r for bad i know

00:53:46.380 that he uses r for good so instead of listening to the devil like he is i'm not because the devil 1.00

00:53:50.660 is going to be in my ear going fuck hitler look what he did fucking murder him what if you got 0.99

00:53:55.600 him in 39 prior and he's and he's like yo somebody says yo in the next seven years this dude's gonna 1.00

00:54:01.260 put down 15 million humans bro are you and they're like here's a gun but here's a pen where you could 1.00

00:54:08.320 write a letter to him wait wait i take the pen and stab him in the fucking stab the living 1.00

00:54:13.400 i would do that then i would take the gun yeah mow him down again i would run him over with a 1.00

00:54:20.980 daimler with a daimler chrysler and turn him into a sprinkler hundreds of times until he turned 0.99

00:54:26.160 into a piece of sponge dude and use it as fertilizer it's miracle mix them together 0.98

00:54:32.600 put some cream in i'm talking about my cum as cream i wouldn't drink it piss it out and then 0.98

00:54:38.780 light my puddle of piss on fire vegetables like that aren't anyone he talked to they're non-gmo 0.99

00:54:44.720 same thing they're probably organic gun later daimler chrysler drink the coffee piss him out 0.98

00:54:50.480 Light it on fire 0.99

00:54:51.320 I would probably just remove his hands 0.99

00:54:54.220 Or like tie him down a little bit

00:54:55.640 Or talk to him for four months

00:54:56.860 There's a couple people that have come before me

00:54:58.800 That I don't have too much patience for

00:55:01.240 He just happens to be 0.65

00:55:02.080 Him, Mao Zedong

00:55:03.140 I just want to leave this 0.98

00:55:06.500 This is where I'm going to leave that portion of it off

00:55:09.060 Because a lot of people say that

00:55:11.060 They're like how many times am I going to forgive somebody 0.99

00:55:12.660 Like how many fucking times 0.98

00:55:14.660 Am I going to look somebody in the face and be like 1.00

00:55:16.520 Bro you just did that fucking 900 times 0.99

00:55:18.520 I say if you did a 900 do it 9,000 0.99

00:55:20.740 If you did a 9,000 do it a million times

00:55:22.920 Because I'll tell you why

00:55:23.620 Every single one of us I know for sure Mike

00:55:26.340 And I don't know about you and I don't know you

00:55:28.740 But I know that there's so many times that I've done this

00:55:30.880 God I know I said

00:55:32.680 I wasn't going to do this anymore but

00:55:34.080 I'm not going to do this anymore

00:55:35.520 God I know we're back again I know I said this last Tuesday

00:55:38.680 What I'm saying is when I meet God

00:55:40.640 Face to face he's going to be like

00:55:42.540 The way you didn't judge others

00:55:44.220 The way you forgave others is exactly how

00:55:46.640 I'll forgive you

00:55:47.300 Well, no, I didn't ask him.

00:55:48.300 I didn't ask you.

00:55:49.120 But also, you're not Hitler.

00:55:50.820 That's what I'm getting at.

00:55:52.400 Mortal sins.

00:55:53.240 Mortal sins, bro.

00:55:53.980 Yeah.

00:55:54.200 Like, this is what I'm asking you.

00:55:55.280 Like, I'm not asking.

00:55:56.760 We're not asking him to forgive you for taking a Snickers bar.

00:56:01.080 Yeah. 0.97

00:56:01.460 The dude sent trainloads of Jews into a gas chamber, bro. 1.00

00:56:05.220 It doesn't matter. 1.00

00:56:05.920 You gotta stab him. 1.00

00:56:07.100 You gotta kill this. 1.00

00:56:08.320 I didn't give life for me to take it. 1.00

00:56:10.600 Okay, what if you go to him in the afterlife?

00:56:13.200 You walk up to him.

00:56:14.180 Satan or God?

00:56:15.220 To Jesus.

00:56:16.320 God, the Holy Trinity, they're all there.

00:56:18.280 They're all there.

00:56:18.700 I'm dabbing them all up.

00:56:19.280 And the guy before you, it's like, number 7 million, billion, trillion, 826.

00:56:24.120 Come on.

00:56:24.440 It's the guy before you, like, worked at 7-Eleven, loved his wife.

00:56:28.100 Oh, you did piss in this person's garden, but I'm going to let you in.

00:56:30.920 Come on in.

00:56:31.460 Come on in.

00:56:31.920 Then it comes to you.

00:56:32.880 He goes, I was God-fearing, respected Jesus, had a great wife by the name of a bell.

00:56:38.060 She was incredible.

00:56:39.760 Didn't kill Hitler. 0.99

00:56:41.520 Dude. 0.84

00:56:42.380 Starts tapping the pen.

00:56:43.820 Starts tapping the pen.

00:56:44.660 Do you know who?

00:56:45.440 Can I ask you a question, George?

00:56:47.740 There's something here that says you didn't kill Antler.

00:56:51.840 Dude, were you friends with them?

00:56:52.900 Was there something you liked about them?

00:56:54.260 Was it the mustache?

00:56:55.320 I would say this.

00:56:57.880 Who was the one who found Jesus when he came back?

00:57:01.420 Who was the one?

00:57:02.440 There was 12 disciples, all men.

00:57:04.520 Who was the one that found Jesus when he came back? 1.00

00:57:07.140 It was a prostitute woman. 1.00

00:57:10.160 So wait, what I'm saying is why did Jesus decide 1.00

00:57:14.560 to show himself to a prostitute woman 1.00

00:57:17.460 to go and relay the news 0.94

00:57:19.760 to the 11 men

00:57:21.720 that were walking with him.

00:57:22.920 Got it.

00:57:23.500 But if you told me

00:57:25.720 that Jesus decided to show himself

00:57:27.420 to a person

00:57:28.680 who was gas chambering humans,

00:57:31.560 we'd have a different conversation here. 1.00

00:57:33.420 A girl who sold her body for sex, 1.00

00:57:35.280 trust me, I'm cool with that. 1.00

00:57:36.240 If anybody's cool with it, 1.00

00:57:37.720 it's fucking me. 0.99

00:57:38.720 But what I'm saying here 0.99

00:57:39.620 is if my girlfriend

00:57:40.680 came up to me tomorrow 0.98

00:57:41.740 and she was like,

00:57:42.500 hello, Mike.

00:57:43.560 And I'm like,

00:57:44.080 Baby 1.00

00:57:44.900 I can't fuck with you anymore 1.00

00:57:46.600 As a matter of fact 1.00

00:57:47.560 Just with a scythe

00:57:49.620 I get a scythe somehow

00:57:51.520 Just like

00:57:52.420 What?

00:57:53.460 Bro

00:57:53.660 I'm sorry

00:57:54.800 I can't

00:57:55.900 Bro you cannot be a part of my squad

00:57:58.740 If you're 0.88

00:57:59.640 I'm not saying kick it with Hitler 1.00

00:58:01.080 I'm saying don't kill him 1.00

00:58:02.700 What good is that? 0.96

00:58:04.120 Listen I know he killed millions of people 0.70

00:58:05.640 But you killing him

00:58:06.480 In the same eyes 0.96

00:58:07.600 You took a life away 0.99

00:58:08.600 It's Hitler George 0.96

00:58:10.580 You can't take a life bro 1.00

00:58:12.040 He's like the devil

00:58:13.180 Like if I told you 1.00

00:58:14.200 You could kill the devil 1.00

00:58:15.020 I wouldn't 0.99

00:58:16.040 It's not my place

00:58:16.740 That's God's place

00:58:17.360 I don't take anybody's life

00:58:18.520 What about God's servants 1.00

00:58:19.720 That are sent to kill motherfuckers 1.00

00:58:21.620 That's God's servants 1.00

00:58:22.400 It ain't me

00:58:22.920 I could talk to you

00:58:23.960 At Trader Joe's

00:58:24.640 If you want to talk about Christ

00:58:25.580 We could break open a passage

00:58:27.120 But I ain't taking nobody's life

00:58:28.440 Dude

00:58:28.660 I will never

00:58:29.240 Ever

00:58:29.500 Never

00:58:29.840 Never 1.00

00:58:30.560 You could kill my mother 0.99

00:58:31.300 I'll never take your life 1.00

00:58:32.040 I'd rather 0.77

00:58:32.660 I'd rather you live

00:58:34.340 And try to repent

00:58:35.220 So that way me

00:58:36.140 My mother and you

00:58:37.340 Can make it to heaven

00:58:38.120 I see

00:58:38.580 Okay so I

00:58:39.300 I hear you

00:58:41.520 And by the way

00:58:42.080 this is what's in the scripture.

00:58:43.540 Yeah, sure.

00:58:44.020 That's what I'm saying.

00:58:44.840 Word for word.

00:58:45.660 And there's a lot of Christians watching this like,

00:58:47.460 I agree with George right now.

00:58:48.700 But also in the scripture. 0.98

00:58:49.960 It says kill Hitler. 0.98

00:58:50.700 It says eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth. 1.00

00:58:53.460 No, no, no.

00:58:53.880 That's Old Testament.

00:58:54.640 Jesus corrected it when he says,

00:58:55.820 a man who hits you on a cheek, give him your other.

00:58:58.160 I am the Avenger.

00:58:59.440 You're a New Testament guy. 0.95

00:59:00.460 Which one?

00:59:00.680 I'm an old and new.

00:59:01.740 It's just a foreshadow. 1.00

00:59:02.660 You seem to be a selective Christian. 0.58

00:59:04.500 Not a selective Christian. 0.58

00:59:05.000 God's telling you to put the smack down on him.

00:59:06.740 No, no, no. 0.84

00:59:07.300 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:59:08.460 No, no, no.

00:59:09.380 Because when they came to get Jesus, man, I'm getting into this.

00:59:11.900 When they came to get Jesus, Simon cut one of the guards ears off and he put it back

00:59:15.500 on and he goes, get behind me, Satan, which means is don't be the, don't be quick to kill

00:59:20.280 people or hurt people.

00:59:21.380 Try to fix it.

00:59:22.160 Cause Mike, listen, let me, let me break it down in a real scenario. 1.00

00:59:24.740 Let's get out of the Bible. 0.94

00:59:26.020 You did drugs, bro.

00:59:27.300 If you were on drugs and you were having this withdrawal and you did and you got mad and 0.99

00:59:30.820 this girl did something to you and you were so fucked up at the moment, you punched her 1.00

00:59:34.820 in the face. 1.00

00:59:35.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:35.920 Right now in our time, if you touch a woman, you're like done in our eyes. 1.00

00:59:39.380 Yeah, absolutely. 0.63

00:59:40.280 But you still didn't gas chamber 7 million Jews.

00:59:42.820 Okay, fine. 0.99

00:59:43.460 You took a gun and you shot her in the head in front of her child. 0.82

00:59:46.820 Still 6,999,999 lives short.

00:59:50.180 But would you say?

00:59:51.440 There's got to be a line somewhere where you have crossed from a crime of passion 0.98

00:59:57.220 to just train loads of Jewish people. 1.00

01:00:01.700 Where is the fucking line? 1.00

01:00:03.820 The line is this. 1.00

01:00:05.080 Hitler was able to convince millions of people that this is okay. 0.93

01:00:09.380 Which I'm trying to say 0.97

01:00:10.520 Is if God made him

01:00:11.360 That strong with his voice

01:00:12.660 If I could turn him

01:00:13.900 To talk to

01:00:14.520 So many people

01:00:15.200 That are suicidal

01:00:16.020 He has a stronger voice

01:00:17.400 Than us bro

01:00:17.820 If he could convince you 1.00

01:00:18.680 To kill people 1.00

01:00:19.140 That look like him 1.00

01:00:19.780 That motherfucker 1.00

01:00:20.180 I will say 1.00

01:00:20.380 Do you know how many

01:00:21.100 Successful people

01:00:21.820 Study the word

01:00:23.020 And rhetoric 0.75

01:00:23.620 Of Hitler 0.99

01:00:24.040 One of the best orators 0.99

01:00:25.540 Of all time

01:00:26.500 Incredible 1.00

01:00:27.300 Had the German people 1.00

01:00:28.500 Eating out of his 1.00

01:00:29.320 Fucking hands 1.00

01:00:30.600 That's what I'm saying 1.00

01:00:31.180 Ask Dave

01:00:31.440 One of the most

01:00:32.120 Genius

01:00:32.740 Did you buy it Dave?

01:00:34.260 No Dave did buy it

01:00:35.120 We got a good one

01:00:35.780 He came a little away

01:00:36.500 Is there anything about

01:00:37.300 The eradication of evil

01:00:38.520 In the bible

01:00:39.100 Strike down evil

01:00:40.620 Burn evil

01:00:41.400 Fight evil

01:00:41.860 When it talks about yourself

01:00:42.860 It says

01:00:43.360 If your hand 1.00

01:00:44.400 So just kill yourself 1.00

01:00:45.420 That's it 1.00

01:00:45.900 Cut your hand off 0.98

01:00:46.520 If you're bad 0.99

01:00:46.980 Yeah basically 1.00

01:00:47.740 Well come on you fucking 1.00

01:00:49.180 Not kill yourself 1.00

01:00:50.080 Whoa whoa whoa

01:00:50.600 No don't kill yourself 0.91

01:00:51.160 If you're a bad person 0.99

01:00:52.540 No don't kill yourself 0.99

01:00:53.320 Which by the way 0.75

01:00:53.720 He did

01:00:54.400 He did so he probably

01:00:55.960 Was like you know what

01:00:56.900 I'm a bad person 1.00

01:00:57.920 I'm gonna shoot myself 0.99

01:00:58.920 But you know why 0.99

01:00:59.580 That solidified him

01:01:01.980 Not going to heaven

01:01:03.120 Not the fact that he did all that

01:01:04.600 Which is probably the reason

01:01:05.520 Why he's not going to heaven

01:01:06.020 Oh so you think

01:01:06.640 You think God might

01:01:07.600 Okay

01:01:07.980 Number seven, $400 billion trillion. 0.85

01:01:10.880 All right, Adolf Hitler had a nice house up in the eagle's nest, 0.73

01:01:14.660 was real nice to the SS people. 0.69

01:01:17.100 No, for sure.

01:01:17.940 Can I dive into the psyche?

01:01:19.840 This can't be right.

01:01:20.560 It says here you killed seven million people.

01:01:24.760 This has got to be a typo.

01:01:26.760 Let me just call in the staff really quick to come over.

01:01:29.980 That's actually correct.

01:01:31.420 He slaughtered seven million innocent people. 0.91

01:01:34.340 It says in the bible

01:01:36.860 Forgiveness above all

01:01:38.060 I'm sorry man

01:01:39.460 You can't come into this club 1.00

01:01:41.200 We gotta send your ass downstairs 1.00

01:01:43.300 You just 1.00

01:01:44.500 You crossed the line by 6,909,900

01:01:47.860 We were gonna give you a cry of passion one time 1.00

01:01:50.140 But you were just smoking motherfuckers out 1.00

01:01:53.100 Doing entire families 1.00

01:01:54.240 Where did the sin come from?

01:01:58.100 What I'm saying

01:01:58.520 Oh man I'm about to dive deep

01:01:59.920 You guys want me to go deep?

01:02:00.940 Sure

01:02:01.140 Okay

01:02:02.400 A lot of people blame the situation,

01:02:04.740 but I say sin follows sin.

01:02:06.440 So the reason why he was like that

01:02:08.580 was because he had an issue with his mom.

01:02:11.900 Correct?

01:02:12.940 Look how one situation with one woman 1.00

01:02:15.100 could cause such a bad problem. 1.00

01:02:17.880 So what I'm saying is a lot of people

01:02:19.060 like to just blame God.

01:02:20.600 They're like, why is this situation?

01:02:21.700 Let me give you an example.

01:02:23.080 A man cheats on his wife.

01:02:24.960 Okay? 1.00

01:02:25.640 He cheats on his wife.

01:02:26.640 He has one son.

01:02:29.000 Now they get a divorce.

01:02:30.140 And now this son doesn't want to look in the father's eyes anymore.

01:02:32.740 He's disappointed.

01:02:34.000 One sin broke the whole family apart.

01:02:36.420 Now that boy grows up in a bad neighborhood with his friends because his mom is a single mom and barely gets into drugs, sells drugs, does a lot of drugs. 0.69

01:02:46.840 But now he cleans himself up, right? 0.76

01:02:48.640 He finds God.

01:02:49.420 He cleans himself up.

01:02:50.360 He goes and finds a wife.

01:02:52.120 They have a kid.

01:02:52.760 The kid comes out disabled because of the amount of drugs he took before.

01:02:56.080 Who is to blame for all this? 0.97

01:02:57.980 Is it God?

01:02:58.580 Why did the baby come out this way?

01:03:00.140 is God we blame God for that I don't what I'm saying is people look at it as a situation based

01:03:06.780 right that's why God looks at it in such a bigger point of view that you guys don't even see it at

01:03:11.980 so when I say when I read my Bible and he says do not kill you don't you don't have the judge

01:03:17.800 you don't have the power to judge anybody I'm gonna listen to him because he's seeing stuff

01:03:21.740 that I'll never see that I will never hear so I don't doubt it all right all right here's a 0.98

01:03:26.440 question you get the guy who is turning the fucking gas chamber shower on yes and you're 0.95

01:03:34.220 behind him with a ruger yes or a luger yes right and you got that thing cocked back and you're 0.97

01:03:40.740 and he's about to turn the fountain on and you see the family i thought about this stuff and and

01:03:44.580 you're like i can't judge him and you just watch him crank out a bunch of 12 year olds why can't 0.99

01:03:49.260 you just shoot him in the spine so you paralyze him why do you have to immediately kill him now 0.98

01:03:52.480 you're getting tactical now you're getting tactical to like taron guys you guys are making up scenarios 0.96

01:03:56.260 and I'm answering them.

01:03:57.140 This is the best that I can do.

01:03:58.020 This is where this all gets so tricky for me.

01:04:01.100 It doesn't get tricky, bro.

01:04:02.300 A non-religious person but an agnostic person

01:04:04.220 is because the first part of this conversation,

01:04:06.780 I loved it and I was so on board. 1.00

01:04:09.180 This latter half is fucking stupid, bro. 1.00

01:04:11.660 I'm going to be honest with you. 1.00

01:04:12.920 I'm not sure I can hop on with the rationale

01:04:14.820 that you're describing in the second part of this conversation.

01:04:17.640 This is going to bring up your situation.

01:04:19.160 Can I bring it up or not?

01:04:20.000 Tokyo? Let's talk.

01:04:20.900 Okay.

01:04:21.980 Did I look at you any differently when that happened?

01:04:24.440 Okay.

01:04:25.580 The one thing that stays in my mind when me and you were talking and I kept checking in on you to make sure you're good and your mental health is good because the whole world flipped on you so quick.

01:04:34.860 But not my friends.

01:04:35.640 And you looked at me and you said, what eats me up the most, George, is that my whole purpose in life is to make things to make other people happy and they smile.

01:04:46.480 And now I'm looked at as the kid that brought this to the kids and did this to the kids.

01:04:51.260 And that's not who I am.

01:04:52.560 What i'm saying is I know who you are because I had a relationship with you

01:04:56.360 A lot of people point fingers at people. They don't have a relationship with

01:04:59.560 God has a relationship with everybody even though they don't even want to do with god

01:05:03.540 So when I look at you doing a situation, I don't judge you and i'm not here to point and i'm not here to throw the stone

01:05:09.480 I'm here to be like, all right, man, you made a mistake or you did something

01:05:12.580 But look what you could do that's good out of that 0.99

01:05:15.240 If everybody including your friends like nah, fuck logan paul and you're like that's it 1.00

01:05:19.720 I can't do this anymore and you pull a bullet in your fucking head 1.00

01:05:23.020 Imagine all those things, the people you talk to now, the donations you do, all the stuff that you did good after that, after the fact, would have never ceased to exist because you listened to the devil the last second and you're like, okay, I can't do this anymore. 1.00

01:05:37.680 Because you listen to people.

01:05:38.980 And if there was more people that were like, you know what, bro, you made a mistake, but it's good.

01:05:42.420 Let's move on from it.

01:05:43.200 So what is OK? So I do agree with this rationale that there could potentially be a good a long series of good deeds that can counteract a life of or a couple significant bad ones.

01:05:58.800 I just keep still having trouble with the Hitler one, man. 0.97

01:06:01.880 I'm sorry, because like what could I hate to jump back? 0.97

01:06:05.020 I hate to jump back into the Nazi sand. 0.82

01:06:06.840 But what I'm saying to you is this

01:06:08.700 What could a homeboy have done on the good side

01:06:11.460 To make up for the fact that he

01:06:13.600 To me

01:06:14.420 One person is good enough

01:06:16.480 Okay so he saves one

01:06:18.400 Little girl who's tied to a train track by a cowboy

01:06:21.860 Or like an outlaw 1.00

01:06:22.920 Is he going to continue to do sin?

01:06:24.320 What I'm saying is this

01:06:25.160 I can't get into this because it's so made up

01:06:27.420 But like I would literally

01:06:28.980 If God's like yo in my dream

01:06:30.900 And nobody could see this

01:06:32.000 And he's like yo you're going to

01:06:32.980 Give up all your money and all your fame

01:06:36.220 and everything that you have.

01:06:37.180 You're going to go back to Arizona.

01:06:38.060 You're going to bag groceries

01:06:38.920 for the rest of your life

01:06:39.800 in agonizing pain

01:06:40.800 knowing that somebody else

01:06:41.600 is going to replace you in Hollywood

01:06:42.760 doing everything that you do.

01:06:44.260 But you're going to save 1.00

01:06:45.400 Sinjin from some other country 0.98

01:06:48.200 that will never know who you are.

01:06:49.840 But he will now be able

01:06:51.620 to go into heaven

01:06:52.440 because of this situation.

01:06:53.540 Done.

01:06:53.920 I won't even think about it twice.

01:06:55.040 I'll be bagging groceries

01:06:55.700 for the rest of my life.

01:06:56.780 And he'll never meet me again.

01:06:57.920 I didn't mind bagging groceries.

01:06:59.340 It's not bad.

01:06:59.840 It was my dream job.

01:07:01.180 When I was 12,

01:07:02.000 it's all I wanted to do.

01:07:03.360 It's all I wanted to do.

01:07:04.120 I love this side of the table.

01:07:05.040 Because it's almost like a puzzle.

01:07:07.500 That's what it is. 0.92

01:07:08.340 All right, so the old lady comes up. 0.92

01:07:09.960 She's got the saltines, the jelly that comes in the glass jar.

01:07:13.780 It's pretty heavy, a two-liter Pepsi, and a loaf of bread.

01:07:16.220 That needs to be double-bagged with separate, yep.

01:07:19.080 And so you stack the saltines the long way.

01:07:21.420 You put the jam in the corner next week so there's no movement this way.

01:07:24.080 The tough ones are like, you get a loaf of bread.

01:07:25.500 Where does that go?

01:07:26.220 Because that crumbles.

01:07:27.700 I can tell that you care about people, and you want to do good based on the things that you've read.

01:07:32.800 Do you bag dish soap separately?

01:07:33.900 They're going to keep talking about bagging groceries, but I like this conversation.

01:07:36.940 I think it's clear that you are a man that really believes in the power of something more

01:07:42.940 and the ability to take that into yourself and humble yourself to have a life of, you

01:07:49.560 know, I will sacrifice something for me that I think might be the best for me is enough 0.88

01:07:53.360 to, they're trying to kill Hitler over there, is enough to make you happy, you know, and 0.92

01:07:59.900 living on the good side of life and not

01:08:01.340 diving deep into sin

01:08:03.440 will continue to find

01:08:05.740 blessings. You'll continue to find blessings in your life

01:08:07.600 because of that. I just feel like at the end

01:08:09.680 of the day, bro, brush your teeth.

01:08:11.700 I'm just kidding.

01:08:13.440 George, George, George, George, George.

01:08:15.160 I think it's this, man. Like I said, I worked

01:08:17.500 at Five Guys restaurants. I worked at

01:08:19.520 Benihana's. I was working

01:08:21.380 the craziest shifts making money

01:08:23.640 that I wouldn't be having right now.

01:08:26.020 What I'm saying is I was equally

01:08:27.660 happy flipping that burger

01:08:28.940 than I was right now

01:08:30.820 sleeping with my model-looking girlfriend.

01:08:32.600 I talk about this a lot.

01:08:34.200 Yeah, same.

01:08:34.980 I talk about this a lot.

01:08:35.940 I say, yo, I'm pretty much the same.

01:08:37.420 I've been in my whole life.

01:08:38.360 There's been a through line of happiness.

01:08:40.980 People need to get that, bro.

01:08:42.080 We need to talk about that more.

01:08:43.180 Yeah, because the big wins,

01:08:45.120 they just have never...

01:08:46.640 They're awesome,

01:08:47.740 and they take me to the next step,

01:08:49.660 but they've never been the thing,

01:08:51.420 which is the reason why I do it.

01:08:53.520 Oh, do this.

01:08:54.380 I love what I do.

01:08:55.460 Drake said this.

01:08:56.780 Everyone should do this.

01:08:57.680 Watch his Rat Raider interview.

01:08:58.680 I tell everyone this 0.97

01:08:59.780 It's fucking awesome 0.92

01:09:00.480 I took notes on it 0.94

01:09:01.140 One of the things he said is

01:09:01.920 Drake

01:09:02.920 He goes

01:09:03.500 I try not to get too caught up

01:09:05.360 In the highs or the lows

01:09:06.380 Which is true 1.00

01:09:07.080 Fucking 1.00

01:09:07.820 You win in the biggest 1.00

01:09:08.840 In the biggest level in the world

01:09:10.180 You fail in the biggest level in the world

01:09:11.480 Yo

01:09:11.880 Keep shocking

01:09:13.260 If people need to do this

01:09:14.200 Do this

01:09:14.560 Because I did this at one point

01:09:15.860 Everybody goes through struggles

01:09:16.940 I wrote down a list

01:09:18.140 And I had a

01:09:19.300 Made up situation

01:09:21.220 Which by the way

01:09:22.540 You guys will love this

01:09:23.140 Where I talk to God

01:09:24.640 And God's like

01:09:25.060 Alright we're going to start

01:09:25.840 Removing blessings from you

01:09:27.100 Right 1.00

01:09:28.200 And I'm like, ah, shit. 0.99

01:09:29.160 He goes, we're going to remove five blessings from you, 0.99

01:09:30.860 so write down all your favorite blessings

01:09:32.180 and make sure you tell me the ones you don't want to get rid of.

01:09:34.940 And so I sat there, and I was like, my mom's healthy,

01:09:36.600 my dad's healthy, I'm healthy.

01:09:37.700 Okay, cool.

01:09:38.300 I got this, I got that. 0.99

01:09:39.720 Dude, all the shit that I have right now 1.00

01:09:41.400 was the first to fucking go. 1.00

01:09:43.320 Are you kidding? 0.99

01:09:44.320 If God's like, yo, your mom's health or your AMG car, 1.00

01:09:47.400 fuck my AMG car. 1.00

01:09:48.880 Are you crazy? 1.00

01:09:49.960 Duh. 0.99

01:09:50.280 What I'm saying is people are-

01:09:51.320 A lot of people in Hollywood would take the AMG,

01:09:53.160 believe it or not.

01:09:53.800 If you upgrade the car, it's a different convo.

01:09:56.340 What?

01:09:56.820 Like it was like a Ventador?

01:09:58.120 If you give me a Cullinan, now we're talking.

01:10:00.960 You're like, yo, mom, hang on.

01:10:03.380 We'll do our best.

01:10:04.460 Hold that thought.

01:10:05.280 How old is my mother? 0.75

01:10:06.380 How old is she? 1.00

01:10:07.220 She had a good run.

01:10:08.400 She goes, Logan, what?

01:10:09.400 I go, mom, it's 2020.

01:10:11.040 It's a 2020 Cullinan.

01:10:12.180 It's Matt Black.

01:10:12.720 This thing's a great.

01:10:13.340 It's got Bluetooth.

01:10:18.080 Wow, this is a very up and down podcast.

01:10:20.720 You can't get too caught up in the highs and lows.

01:10:22.800 your point about your point about positivity at all times is is massive i just had this

01:10:27.700 conversation the other day i posted a picture of me and logan laughing on the beach and said

01:10:31.760 something along the lines of you know staying positive no matter what and some kid said to me

01:10:36.920 in the dms yeah it's easy for you to it's easy for you to say that now it's easy for you to say 1.00

01:10:41.500 that shit now you you know you have a hot girlfriend rich friends you're rich all this 0.99

01:10:45.720 all this shit and i messaged back to him and i said when i was in icu and my grandmother was 1.00

01:10:52.300 sitting next to me and and they were pumping blood out of my stomach because i was bleeding 0.98

01:10:56.140 out in front of her i was making jokes to make her laugh when i was standing in 26 degree weather

01:11:01.460 for the methadone clinic with a bunch of people drooling on themselves and i was i was dying of 0.95

01:11:06.060 fucking withdrawals sweating in the 26 degree weather for hours online to get methadone i was 0.97

01:11:12.460 poking jokes at people or poking jokes with people to make them laugh resourceful with your happiness 0.98

01:11:17.100 Always, always be positive.

01:11:20.260 And a lot of times that starts with a smile or a joke.

01:11:22.440 We need Roman Atwood back.

01:11:23.500 Yo, there's two wolves, Mike.

01:11:26.420 There's one chained up in the dark, and there's one chained up in the light.

01:11:30.580 Which one lives? 0.97

01:11:32.960 Not the Hitler one. 0.97

01:11:33.940 The one in the life, yeah. 0.98

01:11:34.740 Whichever one's Hitler dies. 1.00

01:11:35.780 Dead. 1.00

01:11:36.340 Immediately.

01:11:36.740 Which one lives?

01:11:37.860 The one in the light lives.

01:11:38.880 Which one lives?

01:11:41.420 The one in the light, because Logan said it.

01:11:43.300 Okay, what about you?

01:11:43.980 Which one lives?

01:11:44.340 Do you want me to give the answer that you're going to say, or do you want to say it?

01:11:46.580 Do you know the answer already?

01:11:47.120 Yeah, of course.

01:11:47.760 Okay, it's whichever one you choose to feed.

01:11:50.460 Hold on a second.

01:11:51.060 I didn't know that was an option. 1.00

01:11:52.320 I didn't know you had a fucking dog. 1.00

01:11:54.440 We both chose the light. 1.00

01:11:55.680 We both chose the light.

01:11:57.100 Yeah, that's good.

01:11:57.560 Why would I feed the one in the dark?

01:11:59.320 That whole scenario seems dangerous.

01:12:01.320 I will not feed a wolf in the dark.

01:12:02.900 Let me give you an example.

01:12:03.840 Let me give you an example.

01:12:05.160 Except your hand.

01:12:05.840 He's like, is that the cheeseburger?

01:12:07.280 Is that the cheeseburger?

01:12:08.420 I'm eating a burger, right? 0.99

01:12:09.340 If you had told me there was fucking kibbles and bits close by, maybe we would have changed 0.99

01:12:13.220 my answer. 0.99

01:12:13.660 Well let me give you an example

01:12:14.580 If I'm on my way to my movie premiere

01:12:16.500 That's like really sick

01:12:17.360 And I'm like really happy about it

01:12:18.400 Oh you were the guest on our show

01:12:19.680 We probably should have asked you about that

01:12:21.060 It's fine

01:12:21.660 You guys are terrible hosts

01:12:22.700 Anyways

01:12:23.140 Except for you

01:12:24.040 You're great

01:12:24.860 What I'm saying is

01:12:26.740 That a lot of people

01:12:27.740 Would have a great day

01:12:28.520 Like a birthday

01:12:29.240 Or something like that

01:12:30.200 And they would take

01:12:30.760 A tiny 0.99

01:12:31.380 Tiny fucking situation 1.00

01:12:32.780 And they blow it out of proportion 1.00

01:12:34.900 Which I'm saying is

01:12:36.140 Dude if you had a magnifying glass

01:12:37.700 With life

01:12:38.200 That's how it is

01:12:39.140 You could sit there

01:12:39.860 And magnify your problems

01:12:40.840 Or you could magnify your blessings

01:12:42.120 Bro

01:12:42.600 Wow 1.00

01:12:43.140 huge huge like when i drive when lana's driving the lambo home from a fucking steak dinner 0.99

01:12:49.080 that was 800 we ate crab legs and fucking sat there and had a great night and she's like i saw 1.00

01:12:54.420 that you like that bitch's instagram picture and she's like i'm angry and i'm like you're actually 1.00

01:13:01.300 driving a 400 000 car away from eating fucking filet mignon done just right medium rare and king 1.00

01:13:06.240 crab legs that were bigger than my fucking king crab femur leg like what the fuck are you talking 1.00

01:13:11.240 about right now why are you saying this shit to me stop like i tell her all the time like you can't 1.00

01:13:17.420 fucking make me upset wow you can't do it she hates that you nobody can because i crawled out 1.00

01:13:23.600 of the bullshit to be here why the fuck would i be took away her leverage mike she can't do it 1.00

01:13:28.200 she's like hey did you see what so-and-so said about how good looking i was i was like yeah 1.00

01:13:32.060 that was great he really enjoys your presence great job babe oh i heard you

01:13:37.880 Maybe it's a touchy subject

01:13:40.340 No, it's a touchy subject

01:13:41.220 I'll say it

01:13:43.920 I got mad

01:13:44.420 No, let's not do it

01:13:45.920 It's so late in the episode

01:13:47.240 I don't even know what it is

01:13:48.560 But I don't want to get into it

01:13:49.500 But also

01:13:50.080 Well, you're just contradicting what you just said

01:13:52.700 No, because I know it's

01:13:53.780 No, I don't know what it is

01:13:54.680 But I just know by the way your evil eyes looked right there

01:13:56.920 That I don't want to get into it right now

01:13:58.200 I do want to ask one final question

01:13:59.740 Do you think the amount of sex you're having with your partner

01:14:03.960 dictates your attitude towards them

01:14:08.020 when you're not having sex?

01:14:09.640 I ask this question because- 1.00

01:14:10.420 Wait, what the fuck is that question? 0.99

01:14:11.860 Here we go again. 1.00

01:14:12.620 Do you think the amount of sex you have with your partner

01:14:14.980 dictates your attitude towards them

01:14:16.740 when you are not having sex?

01:14:18.120 I ask this question for this reason.

01:14:20.580 I find that when I still have some splooge left in my system

01:14:24.040 that I'm more likely to give huggies and kissies

01:14:27.520 and back eat massages and cuddle cuddles, okay? 0.99

01:14:33.380 When I'm a depleted sponge after just filling every vile orifice for hours on end daily, I don't want to fucking see anyone, bro. 0.99

01:14:45.280 I just want to be a dead sponge who doesn't want to create content. 0.98

01:14:49.160 He doesn't want to see his friends.

01:14:50.380 He just wants to exist. 1.00

01:14:52.220 He wants to simply exist breathing the air that is left on this depleted shithole fucking rock we live on. 1.00

01:14:59.160 So against all that is 0.99

01:15:00.740 That's probably because

01:15:01.040 You broke the covenant in God

01:15:02.100 And you're not married 0.99

01:15:02.640 To your girlfriend 0.89

01:15:03.160 That you sleep with 0.99

01:15:04.020 Oh are you

01:15:05.420 Oh are you in Belmarry

01:15:06.420 I'm out

01:15:06.880 Are you in Belmarry 0.99

01:15:07.700 Who says we have sex 0.97

01:15:09.160 Wow 0.99

01:15:10.680 Now you're lying

01:15:11.780 And lying

01:15:12.700 Thank you guys for

01:15:15.740 Joining the podcast today

01:15:17.340 We were very

01:15:17.940 We talk about Jesus 0.94

01:15:18.760 And Hitler 0.93

01:15:19.460 You can't get anywhere else 0.90

01:15:20.740 Now let's take this picture

01:15:22.100 Hang it up against the wall

01:15:23.200 Okay

01:15:23.640 How do you guys end this

01:15:25.320 By the way

01:15:25.660 Like that

01:15:26.260 Pretty much

01:15:26.700 I didn't finish the question

01:15:28.020 But I don't

01:15:28.340 I couldn't answer it because, dude, I was talking about Jesus for 50 minutes.

01:15:30.980 I can't talk about that right after.

01:15:31.900 No, no, no.

01:15:32.180 But I guess I'll just ask you then.

01:15:33.760 Or we could just end the show.

01:15:34.720 I was just curious.

01:15:35.460 Do you think it affects you?

01:15:37.460 I know, man.

01:15:38.440 I think you've got a problem.

01:15:39.440 Yeah.

01:15:40.040 Also, you've got a problem.

01:15:41.060 Your physical relationship is making you feel hollow.

01:15:42.880 Yeah, how many times are you splooging?

01:15:44.900 You've got a problem.

01:15:45.580 Well, so like multiple times per day.

01:15:47.460 Oh, that's exhausting, bro.

01:15:48.520 Yeah, but still, we do that probably three times a week probably with the multiple times.

01:15:53.960 Well, two or three times a week is way less than two or three times a day.

01:15:56.460 I think it's the number of times

01:15:58.460 Because let me ask you a question

01:15:59.480 Why does boxing coaches say

01:16:02.260 Preserve your nut

01:16:03.120 Why do people say that my workout is better when I don't come before it

01:16:06.280 I feel like my life

01:16:08.280 As Andre the vegan would say

01:16:10.320 The one that has the vein filled with splooge on his forehead

01:16:12.440 He would say

01:16:13.580 That I'm draining my life form

01:16:16.080 And I think

01:16:17.600 I think we should hire him back

01:16:20.040 Mike have you just ever thought about 0.99

01:16:22.000 Fucking is exhausting bro 0.99

01:16:23.780 It's tiring 1.00

01:16:24.660 Wait, are you the starfish?

01:16:26.920 Hi, what about building your relationship

01:16:29.040 outside of your sexual activity?

01:16:31.520 Do you actually have something

01:16:32.600 of substance besides sex?

01:16:34.260 The sex is so important. 0.81

01:16:37.080 It is.

01:16:37.980 You can unlock new levels of connection.

01:16:41.240 Dude, I found out my girl is good 0.99

01:16:42.520 at Connect Four during sex once. 0.87

01:16:44.380 Really?

01:16:45.360 No, stop.

01:16:45.760 I don't want to talk about it.

01:16:46.940 I'm just kidding.

01:16:48.980 It is a valid question I was asking.

01:16:51.020 Here's the thing, bro.

01:16:52.080 That's a workout.

01:16:53.100 I mean, if you're doing it the way I'm doing it,

01:16:54.280 up top yeah all right here he is so what i'm saying is yeah dude of course you're exhausted 0.71

01:17:00.160 also dude shitty to say this and i'm gonna say it i'll be the ballsy everybody wants what they

01:17:05.000 can't have so if you toss that that my way too many times i'm like i can have whenever i want 0.59

01:17:08.840 so why am i gonna want it no that's the biggest thing that's the biggest thing because think

01:17:11.980 about it if you work backwards the huggies and kissies and cuddlies that the girl loves so much

01:17:17.280 is supposed to be your your payment if you accept that terminology for the activity of 0.93

01:17:24.640 sexual intercourse like yo he shows me so much relax he shows me so much love he's so compassionate

01:17:30.220 he's so caring he does all these nice things for me yeah but if you're constantly given the 0.87

01:17:34.320 present then like eventually do you stop working for it why are you i don't know if you it should

01:17:40.320 be like a considered like a barter like a trade-off you know what i'm saying yeah because

01:17:44.520 your love is never gonna fade it's not like i mean i don't know i get that but like uh remember 0.75

01:17:48.740 in wolf of wall street where she like put his her leg on his face and was like not today like girls

01:17:54.340 like kind of usually utilize that power or can at least if they ain't never putting their foot 1.00

01:18:00.840 in your face and saying not today then like i could just wall out all the time because i'm 0.71

01:18:04.940 just gonna end up having sex eight times anyways i'm gonna be honest with you bro 0.97

01:18:08.400 You, Logan, and I 0.98

01:18:14.800 Are talking about this

01:18:16.300 90% of the viewers are going to be like 1.00

01:18:19.160 You guys could eat a fucking dick 1.00

01:18:21.080 Dick, giant dick 1.00

01:18:21.800 Because if I had a girlfriend that looked the way that you guys have 1.00

01:18:24.300 I wouldn't be complaining

01:18:25.340 I'd just be doing it

01:18:26.020 As a viewer standpoint

01:18:27.300 They're going to be like

01:18:29.780 I'm not complaining

01:18:30.540 I have realized that I'm not very romantic

01:18:33.040 And I suck at compassion

01:18:34.300 And I wasn't always like that 0.69

01:18:35.980 How'd your brain scans come back?

01:18:37.600 Oh, you got the brain scan today.

01:18:38.840 I get them tomorrow.

01:18:40.160 Sorry, next Wednesday.

01:18:41.740 It's tomorrow now.

01:18:42.600 We need to know.

01:18:43.180 We need the results.

01:18:44.920 The brain scans ain't looking good, man.

01:18:46.800 They ain't looking good for me.

01:18:48.060 You might just be one of those people that are more organized,

01:18:50.480 so maybe you just have to schedule your romantic days.

01:18:52.800 Like, hey, Tuesday, I'm going to take you out. 0.99

01:18:54.400 I want you in that red dress. 0.99

01:18:55.640 I'll see you outside. 1.00

01:18:56.540 Just take her out and be romantic about it. 1.00

01:18:58.500 Do you think that post-nut that you're less touchy after? 1.00

01:19:05.620 No, no.

01:19:05.820 You don't. 1.00

01:19:06.260 You're just a big ball of fucking love 1.00

01:19:08.200 And I've seen that 1.00

01:19:09.320 Okay whatever I'll just go fuck myself 1.00

01:19:12.080 And if I see Hitler on my way to do it 1.00

01:19:14.380 I'm fucking capping that fucking Nazi fuck 1.00

01:19:16.720 Josie sent me that Wolf of Wall Street scene 1.00

01:19:18.600 We got a little tiff 1.00

01:19:19.560 Girls always do that right after 1.00

01:19:21.620 Right after they post a song on their Instagram 1.00

01:19:24.240 That's from

01:19:25.440 Kalani

01:19:27.040 Yo if your girl's posting Kalani

01:19:30.180 On her Instagram story 0.96

01:19:31.040 It's too late you're in trouble 1.00

01:19:33.180 You're in fucking trouble bro 1.00

01:19:35.940 But if she poses a bible verse 1.00

01:19:37.700 She's Belle 0.99

01:19:40.000 For real

01:19:41.440 Hey thanks for having me guys

01:19:43.280 Love you George

01:19:44.060 How are you George

01:19:44.660 Wait is this over

01:19:45.040 I don't even know what's going on

01:19:45.900 Seems like everyone's wrapping up

01:19:47.120 My show for me

01:19:47.960 So yeah

01:19:48.320 Wait I don't know how to do this

01:19:50.620 You guys didn't even introduce me

01:19:52.420 I just started talking

01:19:53.080 Ladies and gentlemen

01:19:53.720 Today's guest

01:19:54.660 You've seen him on Logan Paul's

01:19:56.180 YouTube channel multiple times

01:19:57.680 He's his son

01:19:58.520 We haven't started

01:19:59.460 We can't actually put that stuff in there

01:20:01.300 I'm gonna have you walk in 0.99

01:20:03.120 Oh shit 0.99

01:20:03.880 That was warm up 1.00

01:20:05.020 You're joking

01:20:05.580 Not at all bro

01:20:06.700 Do you feel warmed up

01:20:07.940 Yeah yeah I'm good

01:20:08.660 Alright come

01:20:09.360 Are your levels good on the mic

01:20:11.440 Yeah yeah yeah

01:20:12.020 You're good where your seat is

01:20:12.940 Go sit down

01:20:13.700 No no

01:20:14.180 Walking from this side

01:20:15.160 Yeah walking from the other side

01:20:16.140 Yeah yeah walking from the side

01:20:17.680 Hey can we start

01:20:18.400 Can we start rolling

01:20:19.000 We're gonna banter for like five minutes

01:20:20.460 And then I'm gonna

01:20:20.980 I'm gonna call you in

01:20:21.800 Do we have sponsors today 0.99

01:20:22.660 This is fucking crazy 0.99

01:20:23.620 No sponsors 0.99

01:20:24.920 Have you ever been on a set like this George

01:20:26.400 Huh

01:20:27.020 Alright guys

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01:20:35.740 I can't even believe

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01:20:37.740 You guys can hit

01:20:38.680 George Janko up on Instagram

01:20:39.740 At George Janko on Instagram

01:20:41.040 Or YouTube

01:20:41.640 I'm funnier there

01:20:42.380 Also what about that

01:20:43.140 What about that

01:20:43.660 Bubbatown merch you're wearing

01:20:44.760 Talk about

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 06, 2020

E206 George Janko Found Logan Paul Through Jesus - IMPAULSIVE EP. 206

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