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00:02:12.720 I don't want to spit. I want to gulp. I want to gag. I want to choke.

00:02:15.700 I want you to touch that little dangly thing that's swinging the back of my throat. 0.99

00:02:19.100 The UVA!

00:02:27.280 What are you doing?

00:02:28.140 what do you mean what am i doing bro you got the mask on because i'm wearing this mask to block out

00:02:33.580 negative comments bro after last week's show dude it's been they've been following me from uh

00:02:39.140 youtube comments can you hear me all right i think you should take it off yeah we get it but

00:02:43.660 yeah no it's been bad it's a real sour uh comments from the episode with george from you know you

00:02:49.440 would think a show about christianity and love would spur just incredibly you know beneficial

00:02:54.240 and benefacto you know comments and just just uh devastated devastated by by uh by the last

00:03:02.160 episode's comments they're not really but there were they were there we're gonna get into it

00:03:06.260 let's talk yeah let's talk about it a little bit first off welcome back to impulsive number one

00:03:09.240 podcast in the world are we though i think we are yeah we are hit that subscribe button oh also go

00:03:15.200 subscribe to uh impulsive clips that channel's popping off caleb you're doing a great job half

00:03:20.600 million subscribers on the clips channel i always knew that was the in like joe rogan podcast slay

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00:03:37.800 just only do clips and that's literally what your channel is yeah just clips of you yeah just very

00:03:44.140 optimized sections of your speaking you're just going to deliver exactly exactly do you think you

00:03:48.920 like end up watching a full joe rogan podcast after watching all the clips i've never done it

00:03:52.720 the only the only time that i've watched a full joe rogan podcast listened actually was uh when i

00:03:59.080 tried to hunt the coyote that killed kong and i sat outside on my camo outfit and bow and arrow

00:04:03.620 and just listened to joe rogan for two hours and i'm not i'm not a audio like i i am a visual learner

00:04:09.960 so i don't love just listening i i like seeing people i can match the face of their mouth and

00:04:15.240 like remember them and their feeling and emotion in that moment anyways okay here we are back on

00:04:19.520 a pause so we we love you guys so in the last episode when the comments uh skewed in one

00:04:26.060 direction not in our favor we tend to do one of two things we either sit back and we listen and

00:04:33.140 try to improve and take the feedback roast marshmallows or some sure yeah or uh or the

00:04:39.740 exact opposite and uh you know let's talk about it a little bit i mean we we seem to piss some of

00:04:44.200 you off with how we

00:04:45.660 interrupted George when he wanted 0.99

00:04:48.020 to spare Hitler, the guy who killed over

00:04:50.160 10 million Jews during the Holocaust. 0.96

00:04:52.220 That was the guy that you guys are defending. 0.52

00:04:55.260 I don't think it was

00:04:56.140 just that part. And so I

00:04:57.480 kind of want to pull up some of the comments

00:04:59.860 and I haven't done it yet, which is terrible because I'm

00:05:01.980 once again ill-prepared. No, but I actually

00:05:04.000 screenshotted some. Oh, amazing.

00:05:05.980 So we looked at some of the comments, as he said,

00:05:07.900 and this is basically the...

00:05:11.180 I actually didn't.

00:05:12.120 All right, listen. You guys.

00:05:14.200 like like uh let him talk more stop non-talking over george um beyond pissed off at mike and

00:05:23.700 logan for uh how they interrupted george and didn't let him talk and combated him george was

00:05:30.140 the guest george shouldn't have been treated like this logan and mike were terrible in this 0.93

00:05:34.760 really felt bad for george this podcast was disgusting wow we got a disgusting disgusting 1.00

00:05:40.520 Mike and Logan's stupidity 1.00

00:05:42.580 in this episode, listen. 0.99

00:05:43.800 Anything about me in there?

00:05:45.100 They love you.

00:05:45.880 They thought you were great.

00:05:46.960 You crushed me.

00:05:47.280 As usual.

00:05:48.340 Listen, I watched it back.

00:05:50.740 I wanted to go back and look at this.

00:05:52.160 And I think there was a number of things

00:05:53.800 that went wrong with the episode.

00:05:54.660 And I also don't want to spend,

00:05:55.400 I know you don't want to spend

00:05:56.100 too much time on it.

00:05:56.620 Nah, three, five minutes max.

00:05:58.360 George was introduced as the guest

00:06:00.920 for the podcast.

00:06:02.160 We made a mistake.

00:06:02.940 We are sorry. 0.91

00:06:03.700 We fucked up. 0.79

00:06:04.540 We are sorry. 0.96

00:06:05.240 Here's what happened.

00:06:06.300 We had a podcast that day.

00:06:07.780 George was in the kitchen.

00:06:09.100 We wanted a guest.

00:06:10.520 a friend, anyone just to join us on the show.

00:06:13.080 I said, yo, you want to hop on the podcast real quick?

00:06:15.080 And it was difficult because we didn't treat him like a guest.

00:06:18.820 We treated him like our friend on a boys-only episode,

00:06:21.380 which is what that was.

00:06:22.200 Like, if you notice, I didn't really dive into George's life.

00:06:24.340 I didn't have an intro prepared for him.

00:06:26.840 George, although we, again, our fault explicitly labeled him as the guest,

00:06:30.700 was more of just a boy on our boys-only episode.

00:06:34.440 Boys-only plus one, yeah.

00:06:35.760 I went and watched the episode back

00:06:37.360 because I wanted to see exactly what happened.

00:06:39.100 And there was a lot of conversation in the comments around interrupting.

00:06:45.600 George went on a uninterrupted 15 to 20 minute rampage about Christianity, love, how he found you, how he lives his life through through God, completely uninterrupted, had had guest privileges on a boy's only episode.

00:07:01.480 and I think what happened was

00:07:05.320 the majority of the comments

00:07:06.640 were based off of the last 10 to 15 minutes of the show

00:07:09.720 where in my eyes

00:07:13.120 we very rightfully pushed back

00:07:15.880 on something that we did not agree with

00:07:17.800 if you haven't realized by now

00:07:19.120 the impulsive podcast is one of differing viewpoints

00:07:21.920 we have conversations, we talk

00:07:24.120 if you thought we were going to

00:07:27.000 let or have someone on our show

00:07:30.120 a friend or not a friend 1.00

00:07:31.400 and steamroll us with their opinion as we sat by and got fucked in the ass you probably haven't 0.99

00:07:40.080 watched enough of the other episodes of the show to understand what happens here we had a 0.99

00:07:45.000 conversation we did not feel like hitler should be spared okay now george has his opinion i love

00:07:51.740 george i love christianity i love jesus christ i am still unconvinced that that i wouldn't kill

00:07:56.960 hitler if given the chance i'm sorry but we're not and so and so i talked to george by the way

00:08:03.080 i said george i don't know if you're feeling the same way as these comments are are are speaking

00:08:07.680 he wasn't he wasn't at all i'm sure you spoke with him as well no he's he's he's very emotionally

00:08:13.900 mature so he comes from a place of like yo let's settle this with love rather than uh try to create

00:08:19.060 a gap because we believe different things like yo again i i loved his take i even told him i said i

00:08:25.540 that your uh religious beliefs help you uphold a very sound moral compass very noble but telling

00:08:36.520 me you'd spare hitler is ludicrous so commendable to me again it's a podcast it's about opinions 0.99

00:08:42.240 and hearing different sides of the conversation commendable but also fucking insane so insane to 0.96

00:08:48.840 me that it became laughable it is it that is that is crazy and i told this to george i go i i said 0.81

00:08:54.940 yeah i'm gonna address this again on the next episode in short and i'm gonna i'm gonna say like 0.96

00:08:59.440 i think that's the dumbest fucking opinion in the world like religious or not that's my opinion so 0.99

00:09:04.560 much so that i'm gonna poke fun at it because of how fucking stupid it is it was hard for me to 1.00

00:09:10.140 cross that hurdle and i understand if if you were on george's side and especially um if if you are 0.99

00:09:16.680 a religious person how you wanted to hear george talk and you know we always try to give our guests

00:09:20.960 the benefit of the doubt i think there was a some lines blur between like him being the guest and

00:09:25.180 and and his opinion and the one thing i i i want to make sure to say is that i did not i did not

00:09:31.480 start a podcast so like what mike said to always cater to the guest if the guest says some awesome 0.94

00:09:36.940 shit i'm gonna acknowledge it if the guest says some ludicrous shit i'm gonna make fun of it 0.98

00:09:41.920 that's what we do on this podcast we're harsh we're raisin we're raisins 0.99

00:09:45.840 and and and i and i love the kid and george walked away and uh we ended the podcast and

00:09:53.740 had an amicable amicable disagreement that's all it was i disagree with what you're saying

00:09:58.280 let's move on i think it was also tough you guys gave him a very extreme hypothetical that has no

00:10:02.720 base in reality sure nope nope what do you mean nope he gave it to us yep oh he gave it to you

00:10:08.320 it was he introduced the point well interesting and he i mean he kind of dug himself in a hole

00:10:12.120 there but uh no it's it's tough that that blurred line like you said of him not being a guest and

00:10:17.180 conversations with george are so much fun and you guys in every conversation we have in this house

00:10:21.400 is some sort of you know you say something and then someone might entertain it for a second and 0.99

00:10:25.460 then there is of course the all right no you're an idiot let's let's talk about how this is 0.99

00:10:29.660 ridiculous you said laughable if i could go back and remove the last two times i pushed back to 1.00

00:10:35.780 move on from that like tactically were there a couple things i would do differently going back 0.94

00:10:40.540 through it again absolutely very small stuff but when i look back at the episode and its total value

00:10:46.900 and the amount of good stuff that he got out we had a great conversation about video games and

00:10:50.760 their damage on the youth i thought that it was a great episode but i think the as we spoke about

00:10:55.700 the very christian people in the audience did not take too kindly to us pushing back and yeah it's

00:11:00.540 gonna leave a bad taste in their mouth and we we totally get it i i i will say this is not to be

00:11:06.580 quite honest with you this is not the podcast where you're always going to hear the things

00:11:09.620 you want to hear i think i think if you are listening to any podcast where that's the case

00:11:13.740 like you've that's a miracle if you found someone who you agree with everything they say

00:11:18.700 find that person and marry them spend the rest of your life with that person that's just not us

00:11:22.660 like i'm always going to be true to myself if that's not good enough for you guys no problem

00:11:27.320 again maybe we should rethink the relationship but again i'm always going to be me and i i love

00:11:31.380 and appreciate the feedback i just i i refuse to be uh steamrolled by the comments in the sentiment

00:11:37.560 in the last episode and it's gonna be jokes too that's one more thing we could promise you so i

00:11:41.860 think i think that was another thing where we kept turning it into a joke so much and we're gonna

00:11:45.480 keep on doing it like if we have someone that comes on to talk about the proof they have that 0.98

00:11:49.260 aliens exist we are gonna ask if they have proof that aliens have anal sex or not that's the 1.00

00:11:54.720 fucking show we're on dude you know this you guys know this you know who we are you spend hundreds 1.00

00:12:02.020 of hours with us we talk about dicks we talk about anal sex this is the fucking show so if it goes 1.00

00:12:09.100 in if hitler gets brought up we're gonna talk about killing that motherfucker at length and 1.00

00:12:15.160 probably anally sexing him even who it didn't even get as far as we wanted it 1.00

00:12:20.240 we're done all right we do have a lot to talk about on this show i i had i took so many notes

00:12:26.760 this week there's been a lot of things have been going on you know my my life happens and i clock

00:12:31.060 down things that i think could uh open and stimulate conversation have you ever seen someone

00:12:36.340 do the heimlich maneuver has anyone seriously ever witnessed someone do the heimlich maneuver

00:12:41.860 in a video but not in real life in real life i'm saying absolutely not would you be prepared to

00:12:46.100 administer the heimlich maneuver i could probably bullshit it and make something up i think you

00:12:50.460 could break ribs if you do it incorrectly i'm sure but you you got to take that chance right

00:12:54.580 do something we almost had to do it on josie's dog all right that's a whole another it's a

00:13:00.440 I don't think it's a wiener dog.

00:13:04.900 Why don't you call a pillar and ask him, right?

00:13:06.540 Have you ever been prepared to give a wiener dog the Heimlich maneuver?

00:13:09.700 I mean, I like to imagine that I'm prepared for anything, but not that.

00:13:13.600 Not that, dude.

00:13:14.840 That's, huh?

00:13:16.100 I think what you, I think you, here's what I came to, my conclusion,

00:13:20.500 because this dog was choking on some sort of treat we gave her.

00:13:23.560 I would flip it over on its back, and then, no, you do like two fingers,

00:13:28.120 because I'm CPR certified.

00:13:29.380 I took a CPR class for half a semester in college to get the credit. 0.99

00:13:33.000 Yeah, so fucking what? 0.97

00:13:33.840 I took the easy way out. 0.99

00:13:34.480 But I know CPR now, so who's the joke?

00:13:36.760 So you do two fingers on top of another two fingers, and you just-

00:13:41.080 No, that's CPR.

00:13:42.380 That's like, that's not the Heimlich.

00:13:44.400 What are you going to do?

00:13:45.340 You're going to put the Heimlich on adoption?

00:13:46.940 Dude, you stick your finger down and throw it.

00:13:48.480 It's a dog.

00:13:49.000 You got to, like, you got to, if you have to be forceful, you have to get whatever.

00:13:51.980 What was the dog choking on?

00:13:53.760 I don't know. 0.66

00:13:54.340 Rubber chicken foot?

00:13:55.160 I don't know.

00:13:55.780 Who put the rubber chicken foot there, Logan Paul?

00:13:57.320 Probably the dog.

00:13:58.020 Because I sure as hell didn't put it there. 0.99

00:13:59.640 You didn't put the rubber chickens in the house? 0.84

00:14:01.340 I didn't put it down the dog's throat.

00:14:03.140 Okay, well, the dog started chewing on it.

00:14:04.740 Whose fault is that?

00:14:05.820 Be smarter, dog.

00:14:07.300 Accountability.

00:14:07.840 I don't know, man.

00:14:08.420 Were you?

00:14:08.920 Mike, there's ways to get around this kind of stuff,

00:14:11.780 but there's something in the house you know about this.

00:14:13.400 The people, places, things.

00:14:14.320 What if you have the wrong things in the house?

00:14:15.520 No, I hear you.

00:14:16.640 Were you prepared to slam the dog over the back of a chair?

00:14:20.480 Yes.

00:14:21.080 If I needed to.

00:14:22.280 If I absolutely needed to.

00:14:23.660 In his sternum, yeah.

00:14:25.200 Would you do mouth-to-mouth?

00:14:27.120 With the dog?

00:14:27.660 Okay, once again, because it's not recessive, it's not CPR.

00:14:31.160 It'd be mouth to snout, just to clarify, mouth to snout.

00:14:34.480 Okay, so the Heimlich maneuver is all about applying a level of force underneath the ribcage.

00:14:39.700 Under and up.

00:14:40.660 Under and up, right?

00:14:42.180 Could you try getting behind it with two of TikTok fingers like this and pushing hard with the TikTok fingers?

00:14:50.020 She's like a little, you know, like, have you ever seen Sausage Link?

00:14:54.060 Sausage Link?

00:14:54.560 Yeah, sure.

00:14:54.840 Delicious. 0.95

00:14:55.640 Squeezed him and you just have to do that with the dog.

00:14:57.480 you just kind of like yeah i think i just this is just i bring it up because like someone mentioned

00:15:02.800 that they saw someone actually like perform the heimlich in a restaurant and the projectiles fly

00:15:08.260 out fast at velocities unbeknownst to mankind and i just thought it'd be interesting because if if

00:15:15.020 you're you know in a situation where you need to do that someone's joking you should be prepared

00:15:18.560 i'm going to put a link in the description of this video where you can learn the heimlich maneuver

00:15:22.400 on dogs not dogs can you why don't you just google dog heimlich yeah it was pull up the

00:15:28.200 answer pretty quick do we have like a ambassador code for that link by the way you get 15 off

00:15:32.100 you're on the heimlich 15 off the heimlich we're gonna sell it to you uh have you heard have you

00:15:38.580 heard cardi b's uh song wop cardi b and megan the stallion song wop it had the one with kylie in

00:15:44.380 it yeah in the video i haven't heard it you haven't i i almost i'm gonna pause this episode

00:15:51.220 Right now

00:15:51.920 And show Mike the song

00:15:53.100 And get his reaction

00:15:54.060 Real time

00:15:54.900 Bro 0.71

00:15:57.440 That's awesome

00:15:58.500 How?

00:16:00.800 I love it

00:16:01.440 But when I was

00:16:02.400 When I was young

00:16:03.240 And Fergie's song

00:16:05.060 Would come on

00:16:05.600 How come every time

00:16:06.820 You come around

00:16:07.300 My London

00:16:07.800 London Bridge

00:16:08.340 I was like

00:16:08.980 What does it mean?

00:16:10.360 Is she trying to say

00:16:11.080 Something sexual?

00:16:12.640 Would London Bridge

00:16:13.240 Go down?

00:16:15.160 The songs nowadays

00:16:16.360 Are so explicit

00:16:17.320 They're so just specific

00:16:18.660 Oh she's saying

00:16:19.060 Exactly what she wants

00:16:20.080 I don't want to spit.

00:16:21.360 I want to gulp.

00:16:22.060 I want to gag.

00:16:22.720 I want to choke. 0.98

00:16:23.300 I want you to touch that little dangly thing that's swinging the back of my throat. 0.99

00:16:26.680 The UVA. 0.99

00:16:28.520 I'm going to give a, it's ridiculous. 0.94

00:16:31.180 Okay. 0.98

00:16:31.440 It's absolutely ridiculous. 0.70

00:16:32.300 But I want, I'm going to give a weird reaction to this that you're not expecting. 0.81

00:16:36.520 Okay.

00:16:36.820 I'm not that mad because I grew up with Trina, Lil' Kim, Ludacris.

00:16:44.020 Like, but, but even with them, it wasn't this graphic.

00:16:48.700 and so and so when i when i look at the when i look at that i want you to park your big mac truck

00:16:54.140 in my little garage line like when i look at like i do that seems like i do a kegel while it's inside 1.00

00:17:01.020 spit in my mouth look in my eyes okay so matters like first off fuck yeah finally a woman's saying 0.97

00:17:06.040 what she wants yeah but it seems like it seems like the right trajectory for what the rest of 1.00

00:17:11.960 the world has done anyways okay and so like it's like i'm actually not that surprised about it

00:17:17.880 because like you know like back in the day like people would watch softcore porn and they would 0.90

00:17:22.900 be like oh my god this is crazy now the shit you could see is fucking insane is insane and so like 0.97

00:17:28.540 yeah music is just a reflection of the culture and culture the reflection of the music and so 0.98

00:17:32.040 i'm not mad at cardi or megan the stallion about it i think i think it's right where we're at

00:17:37.320 it's crazy because like me 25 year old man who does all these things yeah i like i i do far worse

00:17:44.080 I'm even listening 1.00

00:17:46.180 I'm like holy fucking shit 1.00

00:17:48.860 Can you imagine if you were an 8 year old 1.00

00:17:50.920 See that's why

00:17:52.400 And it brings back that conversation

00:17:54.460 That we used to have when we were kids

00:17:56.540 Where our parents were like 1.00

00:17:57.820 I don't want you listening to that shit 0.99

00:17:59.280 A lot of things in this world come down to 1.00

00:18:02.440 Parental responsibility

00:18:03.640 And watching over your kids

00:18:05.740 If you catch your kid

00:18:07.720 At 8 years old listening to Cardi B and Megan

00:18:10.360 Thee Stallion 1.00

00:18:12.020 You better whop that motherfucking kid 1.00

00:18:14.740 On the side of the head, dude 1.00

00:18:16.020 I used to be so 0.98

00:18:18.120 Fucking respectful with Josie 0.97

00:18:20.680 I would be, like seriously 0.98

00:18:22.040 Just like if I wanted to, you know, make a move 0.99

00:18:24.580 I'd start kissing her forehead 1.00

00:18:26.000 Maybe make my way down to her neck

00:18:27.580 And then, you know, that's how I would get it going

00:18:30.360 Now, I'm just sitting in bed

00:18:32.140 And I'll like look over, I'll just be like

00:18:33.360 Hey babe, can I touch that little dangling thing 0.99

00:18:35.960 That's swinging in the back of your throat 1.00

00:18:36.980 Where's my penis 1.00

00:18:39.160 I mean, you gotta 1.00

00:18:41.240 I have to say, you know, the culture has changed me.

00:18:46.100 Oh, it's shaping you.

00:18:47.180 That's what I'm saying.

00:18:48.380 I wonder if you think OnlyFans will get a royalty cut on how many times that song plays in the background of some of the content that gets served.

00:18:55.000 It seems like that's why they're making this music now.

00:18:57.640 It seems like they're just making this music for the OnlyFans girls.

00:19:00.480 And from what I heard, Cardi may start OnlyFans.

00:19:03.620 That's a wrap.

00:19:04.040 Nah, she's a wrap.

00:19:04.940 Bro, what?

00:19:05.420 She's doing, I already looked into this.

00:19:06.880 She's doing, addressing any rumor that's spread about her on OnlyFans.

00:19:11.240 But nonetheless, she would have an OnlyFans.

00:19:13.080 Well, technically, yes.

00:19:13.860 No, that's what I mean.

00:19:14.960 That's what I'm saying.

00:19:15.860 That's a wrap.

00:19:16.700 She will be the most paid OnlyFans girl in the world, 0.98

00:19:20.020 and that's a pretty hefty title to have.

00:19:22.000 But I'm not mad at it, dude.

00:19:24.940 For me, it's always something.

00:19:26.900 Is it going to be sex?

00:19:28.000 What's it going to be?

00:19:28.580 My first album that I ever bought, I bought two on the same day.

00:19:32.520 I was in Washington, D.C. on a school trip.

00:19:34.380 My parents weren't with me.

00:19:35.780 We took a class trip to Washington, D.C.

00:19:37.300 I touched my first boob on that trip.

00:19:38.640 Great trip.

00:19:39.180 Great trip for boob touching, for all that kind of stuff.

00:19:42.180 But the first thing I did when I got to the mall was I went to the FYE,

00:19:46.620 For Your Entertainment.

00:19:48.060 It was a store that sold compact discs.

00:19:49.760 And I went in there, and I bought Blink-182 Dude Ranch

00:19:54.340 and Eminem, the Slim Shady LP.

00:19:58.660 And I listened to Eminem, the Slim Shady LP, 0.93

00:20:01.020 and on the cover of that album, there was a huge Viking

00:20:03.480 cracked in half with a face on it.

00:20:05.820 And I got a lesson on narcotics, psilocybin mushrooms, taking too much acid.

00:20:10.880 And as soon as I listened to that album, I started doing narcotics, taking psilocybin mushrooms, and doing too much acid.

00:20:17.100 Seems like you needed some parental guidance.

00:20:19.260 Maybe more, but what I'm saying is there's going to be some – I'll just use the number 18-year-old girls for this part of the conversation. 1.00

00:20:26.300 There's going to be some 18-year-old girls listening to that music that are going to want a fucking Big Mac truck backed up into their little garage. 1.00

00:20:32.920 and the dangly thing in their throat 1.00

00:20:35.240 touched by a doo-wop A1 credit

00:20:37.020 beard wetter. You know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:20:38.760 These girls are... It's a lot 1.00

00:20:41.240 of responsibility, man.

00:20:42.700 Conservatives are pissed, bro. Read the headlines.

00:20:45.160 Conservatives fight to ban

00:20:46.480 to ban Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion over

00:20:49.000 WAP songs. That's censorship.

00:20:51.300 How can you do that?

00:20:52.860 Yeah, but surely, I guess I... The question is

00:20:54.960 where's the line? There's like a line on

00:20:56.820 porn, right? You have to be

00:20:58.980 18 or over to enter their site.

00:21:01.380 If it's just words, right?

00:21:02.600 freedom of speech so okay is that the the argument i don't know i don't know there's like

00:21:07.460 will a nine to ten year old browsing spotify oh she could listen to it absolutely there's no

00:21:14.080 she absolutely will hear it so you think that this is almost like verbal porn it is i think 0.91

00:21:18.540 this is absolutely but is it is it is it bad i don't fucking know here's the issue i find 0.90

00:21:23.800 i obviously can't say anything about anything they're saying because obviously have had 0.92

00:21:28.880 relationships and have a relationship now with a girl who does the things

00:21:32.000 visually on screen for all to, to see, or, you know, she used to do that.

00:21:36.760 And so I can't, I'm not going to sit here and judge anybody,

00:21:39.660 but the difference there is you generally have to go through some sort of

00:21:45.000 gate age gate to get into these programs. And will the kids do it? Yes.

00:21:49.460 But at least people are practicing responsibility to try to make that stop. 0.97

00:21:52.940 And then the other even bigger thing is because of that role that she played in the past, she is debilitated and unable to take part in big brand opportunities that would promote her to the masses. 0.56

00:22:09.360 now this is where it gets tricky because cardi says the things that adult stars do and they're 0.90

00:22:16.460 and they're basically talking slash doing the same thing but cardi will get a million dollar

00:22:21.480 pepsi contract yeah and pep and and we'll be sitting there drinking pepsi on national tv 1.00

00:22:26.900 lana rhodes ain't on national tv because she did some nasty shit the same shit that cardi does and 1.00

00:22:32.000 did in the past she was a stripper she did all the same kind of things and and turn tricks she's 1.00

00:22:36.000 talked about all that but cardi will get a 10 15 million dollar contract from a from a big brand

00:22:42.140 so so where does the bleed through stop i guess that's what i'm asking that would be up to the

00:22:46.760 the music sites right to i i think so i mean it is a good question it really is oh this is like

00:22:53.820 having a rubber chicken foot in the house in a lot of way yeah you know if you have that rubber

00:22:58.720 chicken foot and the rubber chicken and then the dog comes up and starts chewing on the the chicken

00:23:03.680 Whose fault is it?

00:23:04.700 Whose fault is it?

00:23:05.420 Is it the person that brought the chicken into the house or is it the dog's fault because they didn't know better?

00:23:08.860 They just wanted to chew on the toy.

00:23:10.000 That's like the same thing here.

00:23:11.120 Yeah, what came first, the rubber chicken or the dangly thing?

00:23:14.420 In the back of your throat.

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00:24:06.920 shipping it's blue chew.com promo code logan i actually watched a neil degrasse tyson by the

00:24:13.080 way i need him on the podcast what's the whole i watched he told me on instagram what came first

00:24:17.840 chicken or the egg the rubber chicken or the rubber egg guess anyone know rubber chicken

00:24:22.260 versus rubber egg no chicken or the egg which came first the age old the age old uh tale

00:24:26.380 hmm i gotta assume the egg man you're right you're right i mean how else would the right

00:24:33.000 the chicken have been birthed yeah you're right but the thing is the thing that laid the egg

00:24:37.980 wasn't the chicken right it was a different animal yeah because of genetic mutation right

00:24:42.080 you know evolution the scientific yeah but then you take it even smaller and you get to like

00:24:45.400 microorganisms and what came first now you're talking about things i don't know because neil

00:24:49.000 the grass didn't tell me on instagram he just said egg it's i've clicked on i got headlined

00:24:53.400 was it the world record egg how's that thing doing i don't think i think it's i think it got

00:24:57.860 replaced by the world record chaps i think it got scrambled oh no full full through and through

00:25:03.300 you got something on the neil degrasse i want to hit this nelk thing oh sure yeah that's all i got

00:25:07.840 um canadian pranksters this is an article from i think it's the toronto star but we'll call it

00:25:14.340 the star canadian pranksters nelk have millions of young followers their dangerous decision to

00:25:18.760 party during the pandemic is good for business this is an article that came out uh looks like

00:25:25.500 is that today yeah it came out today monday august 10th uh by ted fraser and it kind of got a little

00:25:32.040 bit of steam going on twitter and i read it and i started thinking about the idea of being

00:25:38.700 uncancellable uncancellable is anybody uncancellable okay so like so like for example like

00:25:47.680 let's let's turn back the clock a little bit to the days of jackass right where that where like

00:25:53.440 their whole brand was was stapling each other's nuts to the wall and doing too much cocaine and 0.96

00:26:01.540 driving fucking drunk and they got the consequences of that stuff but it wasn't via the cancel culture

00:26:08.900 can you be on so okay so like the quite bringing it back to nelk like 0.99

00:26:13.780 these dudes don't give a fuck about the sponsors they don't give a shit the between us three here 0.86

00:26:22.760 and for no one else to hear these dudes are making more money than anybody else i'm like i don't even 0.99

00:26:26.980 want to fucking get into these fucking numbers they are disturbing how much fucking money these 0.99

00:26:31.780 kids make disturbing no sponsorships no no youtube ad revenue nothing and they don't care so the 0.99

00:26:40.520 question is is like this dude writes this article uncancellable what's the point let's try what's

00:26:45.680 the point here's here's here's what happens some people are like this okay you're gonna lose this

00:26:49.900 battle ted fraser i'm not sure why he did it but you're gonna lose a battle because the only people 0.98

00:26:53.780 who give a fuck about this are the people who don't give a fuck about milk so sure you can get 0.97

00:26:58.720 them to turn or agree with um your article here but unfortunately nilk's audience does not give 0.99

00:27:06.440 a single solitary fuck they love it they love this is their brand so so in in a way you're 0.94

00:27:12.180 actually aiding their entire uh mission here and also they're the nelk boys this is where it gets 1.00

00:27:19.180 difficult you want to get like tactical they're the nelk boys so immediately when you try to

00:27:23.700 cancel them if they're diluted it's not a single name then you can't it's hard to try to cancel

00:27:29.820 and completely wipe out an entire entity a click i don't even think this guy's trying to cancel

00:27:33.620 him he uh he put quotations around dangerous as to say you know maybe he just wrote this article

00:27:39.560 as like a little piece saying it's good for business i read through it it's good for it's

00:27:43.740 good for business for them but it's it's you know it's a whole thing but the cruise actions during

00:27:47.260 the covet 19 pandemic which included organizing packed protests uh within the u.s are being

00:27:53.080 criticized by fans who want them to set a better example so so actually there is a small group of

00:27:57.400 the fans i've read through this one 18 year old from halifax uh says a large part of nelk is not

00:28:02.620 listening i don't know if they're going to uh if they're ever going to be people who follow the

00:28:06.440 rules and i don't know if it influences me but i think it's kind of dumb so there's some people

00:28:09.500 inside the group that actually interesting want them to to practice some stuff in a little bit

00:28:14.420 of a safer way i think we need people like the nilk boys to make strange decisions like what i 0.92

00:28:20.180 mean they do some crazy shit right you need to have an example of something that you see in the 0.95

00:28:24.700 world that you maybe don't want to do so they're kind of they're doing this full send life so they 0.98

00:28:28.720 can do whatever they want right and then people on the outside that kid says he doesn't know if

00:28:33.340 it influences him but he doesn't think it's a good idea right so now he gets to see them doing 0.72

00:28:38.080 this and he decides all right that's not for me i think what they're doing is dumb i'm gonna go

00:28:41.960 the different or the other direction the the deal here too is that this is a indicative too of the

00:28:49.460 new transparent and and honest influencer that i've we've always talked about on this show

00:28:56.120 they're not not wearing a mask or or throwing a party to make a statement they're doing it

00:29:05.640 because in their real lives they're not wearing masks and they're going to parties so this their

00:29:10.900 their content is just a reflection of what they're doing they are uncensored they're they're honest 0.98

00:29:17.040 about everything and so they're not doing it necessarily to say fuck you they they they clearly 0.97

00:29:21.520 have their own beliefs as to as to what should happen and so where where is the line drawn where 0.98

00:29:27.820 someone can show one person can show their beliefs and those are positive always wear your mask don't

00:29:34.040 go to parties and then someone who doesn't follow that same belief set has to be should be treated

00:29:38.860 differently and shouldn't have the ability to promote their belief set so you're saying where

00:29:43.100 is the line between someone creating a false image of themselves on the internet to get

00:29:47.020 uh attention as opposed to someone who presents their true image of themselves and doesn't care

00:29:52.760 about the attention right still reaping rewards right that it's kind of like that jake conversation

00:29:56.780 yeah like like uh shout out to the creator for being as authentic as possible and honest with

00:30:03.900 their audience well logan you're doing this right you just had a comment on twitter about instagram

00:30:06.820 right you're starting to care less you said you don't care so much about the uh the numbers that

00:30:13.100 you're getting but you wanted to start posting content that you want to share right bro as

00:30:15.800 influencers you're born and bred to try to get maximum engagement because that's what gets your 0.97

00:30:19.800 brand deals and that determines how relevant you are but also again i've been doing this shit for 0.77

00:30:24.220 six years not really like some of the most relevant people on the planet get to one to two 0.98

00:30:30.440 percent engagement and i noticed they they don't get some of them don't give as many fucks about

00:30:36.380 what they post like here here i am posting once every at this point month no you don't you just 0.52

00:30:42.300 don't create for instagram no you create and then put content onto instagram right and i never had

00:30:48.320 an instagram uh privately in my private life the first time i made an instagram was because i was

00:30:53.920 already big on vine and someone's like yo you should do this as well it'll be good for business

00:30:57.020 i was like all right cool and so i just had a hard time posting high quality entertaining fun

00:31:03.280 pictures every single time like bro i think i'm just gonna start doing more laid back lifestyle

00:31:07.400 stuff like like rogan does i might take just your life you can look at as an artistic expression

00:31:12.320 platform or you can look at it as just these are my memories this is my my timeline of my life and

00:31:17.420 captured highlights that i wanted to share with people so that they could see what i'm doing

00:31:21.060 that's what i think i'm gonna do because i honestly honestly i also reach a point a pivot

00:31:24.720 point in my life where i feel like my brand is slightly evolving okay explain more i'm not sure

00:31:31.900 i can put it into words because i haven't really like gotten to the bottom of it but how would you

00:31:38.300 put it into sounds this podcast sucks no but i feel like that explained a lot because because

00:31:51.380 you know basically what i got from that sound that you you orated from your from your dangling 0.95

00:31:57.220 bang in the back of your throat was that uh was that you have more logan paul you know and that's

00:32:02.860 and that in the past has been your channel but listen there's always there's there's been two

00:32:05.940 approaches there's this approach where every shot needs to be this highly produced well-lit

00:32:13.540 aesthetically pleasing image that fits in with the rest of your tones that's where i'm at and

00:32:19.480 and that's limiting and that's great but it is limiting and i also think that it does

00:32:23.480 slightly take away from your ability to show your actual personality because it because then it's

00:32:28.560 more of a brand statement you know this is my brand this is what i do right and so rogan rogan 0.94

00:32:33.480 i mean he'll see a fucking article online that he likes he doesn't take a screenshot of the picture 0.86

00:32:38.980 crop it say link in bio to read the article he just posts the picture of the article on his 0.98

00:32:44.180 instagram feed like yo here's an article i found that'll be the caption and people will be like

00:32:47.920 you know and his engagement's pretty solid dude when he when he here's the thing i also noticed

00:32:53.500 like engagement what the fuck does that mean who cares when he posts a picture of himself that

00:32:57.360 slaps or like with a guest or some awesome uh moment in his life that's when the engagement 0.98

00:33:03.740 skyrockets when he posts a picture of what he eats for dinner it's like okay but then again who get

00:33:08.060 who cares do you want to do you want to know why i think people care about engage okay so at the 0.70

00:33:14.220 smallest level it's a it's a it's a dick swinging contest at the smallest level so when you go to

00:33:19.960 high school and and and uh veronica is getting more likes than you and veronica has more followers 0.92

00:33:25.360 you it's a it's a i guess it would be dudes if it was a dick swing contest so you know jeremy from 0.99

00:33:30.980 the wrestling team is getting more likes than you you know you're like fuck dude i want to get this 0.99

00:33:34.540 engagement up as we started to build branding you know entities for me it was always like yo i want 0.98

00:33:40.720 to protect my instagram engagement in in the event that i want to do brand work here sure

00:33:45.360 dollar shave club reaches out which they do all the time or this person reaches out

00:33:49.180 and in all honesty like instagram just ain't the monetization platform that it once was there the

00:33:55.820 dollars aren't coming in through instagram anymore i think the brand depends who you are there's

00:34:00.160 some people do big deals on instagram absolutely and some brands still spend money there but i

00:34:03.960 think the smart brands have found that from a storytelling and engagement and conversion

00:34:08.500 standpoint that longer form youtube storytelling is the place to be and so as you see the majority

00:34:14.020 of the or maybe not even the majority but as you see a lot of the money going to youtube

00:34:18.320 and and and i think it's changing the way people treat their ancillary channels and the reason i

00:34:24.460 bring it up is because once i started getting youtube ads selling my own clothing very similar

00:34:30.000 to you youtube you know your own brand deals clothing so on and so forth the ancillary channels

00:34:34.980 that don't make money

00:34:36.260 became less of a burden

00:34:38.400 and more of a personality place.

00:34:41.160 What are you protecting your engagement for?

00:34:43.640 I don't know.

00:34:44.140 I don't know.

00:34:44.720 There's no reason.

00:34:45.240 I have no idea.

00:34:45.860 I haven't done a brand deal in ages.

00:34:47.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:34:47.920 So what am I doing?

00:34:49.460 That's what I'm saying.

00:34:49.980 I don't know.

00:34:51.000 You've just been limited.

00:34:52.000 You haven't seen that you can do something else.

00:34:54.320 And now you've seen it.

00:34:55.100 I'm going to give it a shot.

00:34:56.600 I swear to God,

00:34:57.120 I'm going to start posting pictures

00:34:57.900 of God knows what a good dinner that I had.

00:35:00.520 Just share things

00:35:00.900 that you actually care to share with someone.

00:35:02.460 Here's one.

00:35:03.320 Ready? 1.00

00:35:03.440 I fuck with coconut water heavy 0.99

00:35:05.580 I can almost not go through my days now without coconut water 0.99

00:35:08.480 Plasma

00:35:09.320 What if I post a picture of the drink that I drink

00:35:11.900 That's coconut water and I say

00:35:13.040 I'll drink this because it makes me feel great

00:35:15.580 But now why are you sharing it? 0.99

00:35:17.300 I don't fucking know 0.89

00:35:18.320 Are you just sharing it because now you're like 0.99

00:35:19.980 I want to just share random bullshit in my life 0.98

00:35:21.780 You don't have to do that 0.91

00:35:23.340 What if that advice helps someone

00:35:26.400 Sure

00:35:27.340 You can post a million pictures on Instagram

00:35:30.440 Instagram a day

00:35:31.640 it doesn't really matter but that's what twitter is for that's what twitter's here's something to

00:35:35.880 keep in mind when when you're about to post a photo and kind of my last thought on it if you

00:35:40.700 if you go back to the root of instagram another reason why people share aesthetically pleasing

00:35:47.020 well-produced well-lit photos is because it's a photo sharing app and and the quality of your

00:35:53.140 photo or video is in some way representative of your brand or the person that you are

00:35:59.040 and so yo in a lot of ways rogan is a aged weathered rough and tough guy that that clearly 0.57

00:36:07.940 doesn't give a fuck very much about the lighting or any of that stuff you and then at the end of

00:36:12.040 the day are a high production vehicle for for high-end storytelling yeah and so and so in a 0.56

00:36:19.340 lot of ways i think your instagram feed the aesthetics you use is in is is representative

00:36:24.060 of the brand that you carry in other places of your life so it's it's we might just be back

00:36:28.400 Right at the beginning

00:36:29.040 I may not change any single thing that I do

00:36:32.020 Mikey did drugs for a while

00:36:34.140 Long time

00:36:34.960 Nobody on this channel wants to hear that story ever again

00:36:38.260 But if you do

00:36:40.540 You can buy The Fifth Vital

00:36:41.440 Great book

00:36:42.280 But I was going to ask

00:36:44.620 I went to a little soiree this past weekend

00:36:47.920 I don't know what it was

00:36:49.960 I was wondering why people are so

00:36:53.120 Adamant on getting you to do their drugs

00:36:56.940 do you not i swear to god do you know how many people come up to your parties and go yo you

00:37:00.920 want to bump you ever heard the old adage misery loves company is that it in a way it is it's not

00:37:07.780 it's not and it's not always misery but it's like it's like okay somebody's doing something bad

00:37:12.440 they want other people to do bad stuff with them they want it why it's it's well first of all i

00:37:19.520 mean i'm assuming you're talking about coke right yeah okay so okay so like but so often like no i 0.97

00:37:25.680 i want your fucking drugs if i wanted drugs i'd ask for drugs there's a number of reasons 0.99

00:37:29.880 if you were the kind of guy that did coke okay and some new kid said like they do holy fucking 1.00

00:37:39.360 that's fucking logan paul in the bathroom like after he does a fucking rail of some hurry up 0.99

00:37:45.440 dude right some fish scale shit and he sees you he's like yo if if logan paul is a sniffer like 0.99

00:37:51.920 i am me offering him a bump of of this pow pow is gonna get him to like me he's gonna like me 0.99

00:37:59.060 drugs are a currency oh at the end of the day and a currency for money for respect for sex for all 0.99

00:38:05.520 kinds of fucking shit temporary happiness yeah and whatever right and so if he comes up to you 0.99

00:38:09.980 that's usually in the celebrity sphere a non-celebrity will offer a celebrity drugs as a 0.99

00:38:16.380 way to to break the ice and and to be cool to be a cool guy you know what i'm saying like yo man 0.99

00:38:21.760 Like I got some really good shit 0.99

00:38:22.840 You gotta try man 0.99

00:38:23.760 Now unfortunately

00:38:25.080 In your case

00:38:26.200 It actually works the opposite

00:38:27.260 Because you're like 1.00

00:38:27.900 Yo coke head 1.00

00:38:28.620 Stay the fuck away from me 1.00

00:38:29.880 Stay the fuck away from me 1.00

00:38:30.720 What about me 1.00

00:38:31.720 When you look at me

00:38:32.400 Makes you think I wanna do drugs

00:38:33.620 I don't want your drugs 1.00

00:38:34.960 The mullet 0.98

00:38:35.400 Unless you're offering some dope drugs

00:38:36.860 But I'm not gonna do coke

00:38:38.020 Coke's the worst drug

00:38:41.560 Ever

00:38:42.180 Just to let you know

00:38:43.440 I've never done it

00:38:44.200 It's terrible

00:38:45.320 I mean people

00:38:45.940 People love it as a combination 1.00

00:38:48.060 With fucking alcohol 1.00

00:38:49.280 And like you know 1.00

00:38:50.000 Say what you want about it 1.00

00:38:51.200 But I hate that fucking drug, dude. 1.00

00:38:53.880 Any drug that produces that massive of a comedown is something I want no part of. 1.00

00:38:59.760 Like, bro, the anxiety ridden nature of the night as you come off of cocaine and you realize the barren, desolate place that you are in as you lay in your bed filled with anxiety and stress and just is the worst fucking feeling.

00:39:18.260 And honestly, like MDMA and Molly is very similar. 0.95

00:39:21.200 It's, it's like, imagine just your room fucking, you know, you're, you're spinning, you're 0.96

00:39:24.900 sitting there in a puddle of sweat and you can't sleep even though you know your body's 0.98

00:39:29.120 tired, but you can't sleep. 1.00

00:39:30.060 Those are terrible fucking drugs. 1.00

00:39:31.700 All drugs are bad. 1.00

00:39:32.600 Kids don't do any of them.

00:39:34.180 Yeah.

00:39:34.700 Good job, Mike.

00:39:35.700 I don't know.

00:39:36.020 I just added that in at the end.

00:39:37.240 I'm not really the kind of person to tell people to or not to do drugs, but understand

00:39:40.240 the consequences. 0.97

00:39:41.280 That's, that's one thing I will happily say, do whatever the fuck you want, but understand 0.99

00:39:45.100 how badly it will go. 0.98

00:39:46.280 Yeah.

00:39:46.580 And then when you do those drugs and then you're all up and then you come down, like

00:39:50.660 mike just said what do you do to fix it typically you put that band-aid out of another bump or

00:39:54.900 another sniff and then that's when you get in a bad cycle and end up 36 living in a house full

00:39:59.940 of young people and then you have to write a book just to get out of that well the worst part about

00:40:07.860 it for me was if you're a true addict like i was you don't you stop dealing with the come down at

00:40:15.140 all so as soon as i'm done oh you just keep going no you layer in the opposite effect so as soon as

00:40:20.320 i'm done doing coke for the night i just break out the xanax bars and start sniffing xanax bars

00:40:24.660 because then you never have to experience the come down this is not a recommendation this is

00:40:28.220 just a story for my life are they like sister like they go hand-to-hand like coke xanny no they

00:40:32.720 go the opposite i'm saying is it a tendency for drug addicts if they do coke to then do xanax

00:40:39.180 these are legit i'm talking about the legitimate dark alley addicts okay well because like i've

00:40:44.100 iterated this before my little bout with uh marijuana when i became a pothead you know

00:40:48.980 Just a month ago

00:40:50.100 Spurred a coffee addiction

00:40:51.220 Weat coffee

00:40:52.340 Weat coffee

00:40:52.940 Weat horrible cycle 0.97

00:40:54.280 Right

00:40:54.620 But I love coffee now 1.00

00:40:56.540 So fuck 1.00

00:40:57.100 I quit weed 1.00

00:40:57.640 But now I still drink coffee

00:40:58.700 Coffee safe

00:40:59.440 Is it?

00:41:00.600 Because caffeine's also

00:41:01.640 Highly addictive

00:41:02.780 How many cups a day

00:41:03.580 Right now?

00:41:04.100 Just one

00:41:04.540 That's absolutely fine

00:41:05.940 One cup of coffee

00:41:06.860 I don't give a

00:41:07.420 There's not a doctor out there

00:41:08.920 That would tell you

00:41:09.400 You have to lose

00:41:10.120 Your one cup of coffee

00:41:11.020 Five cups?

00:41:11.600 I know

00:41:11.980 Has it become a habit?

00:41:13.400 Is a single cup

00:41:13.980 A gateway cup

00:41:15.040 To more cups?

00:41:16.980 Not all the time

00:41:17.860 I'm seeing

00:41:18.340 For some people, yes.

00:41:19.940 I had a cup of coffee every single day for two and a half years.

00:41:23.400 Totally fine.

00:41:24.020 I like it in the morning.

00:41:25.360 What do you mean totally fine?

00:41:26.140 Look at you, Mac.

00:41:27.160 You got a beard. 1.00

00:41:28.080 Down to your balls. 1.00

00:41:29.560 Some people like that. 1.00

00:41:30.380 I caught you live streaming for six hours yesterday.

00:41:32.780 With one cup of coffee.

00:41:34.540 I only drank one cup of coffee yesterday.

00:41:36.880 I'm telling you.

00:41:37.360 I sat in one chair for six hours.

00:41:40.080 Only one cup of coffee.

00:41:41.020 One cup's all.

00:41:41.660 But it's not bad.

00:41:42.620 I hate the idea of codependency.

00:41:45.180 Are you dependent on it or has it become part of your morning routine?

00:41:47.860 where you're just like, it's nice.

00:41:49.740 I don't know.

00:41:50.180 Check that.

00:41:50.760 I like it in the routine

00:41:51.780 because I like to wake up,

00:41:53.120 make myself a warm drink,

00:41:54.920 and be like, wow.

00:41:55.800 I love it.

00:41:56.460 I love it.

00:41:56.920 Let's have a nice day.

00:41:57.520 Sure thing.

00:41:58.100 It's part of the morning routine.

00:41:59.160 It's not the, oh my God, I'm exhausted.

00:42:01.200 I need coffee right now to wake myself up.

00:42:02.940 Bro, also for camp, for training camp,

00:42:05.420 it's perfect.

00:42:07.460 Most fighters who train hard in their training camps

00:42:10.740 will drink coffee as part of their routine.

00:42:12.700 Or some sort of caffeine.

00:42:14.100 Anything, yeah.

00:42:15.180 Coffee is great though

00:42:16.080 because for me anyways, 0.92

00:42:17.180 i'd wake up i drink coffee energize out the fucking wazoo sometimes more than uh pre-workout 0.91

00:42:23.140 and it suppresses my appetite coffee does that right so if i'm trying to if you're trying to 0.90

00:42:27.660 cut weight not only do you not have the energy that you didn't have in the morning but you even

00:42:32.340 have more energy because you don't have to feel the need to eat which is a whole nother battle

00:42:36.580 when you're when you're training there's a there's getting your tactical skills in and then there's 0.96

00:42:40.300 trying to work out when you have absolutely zero fucking energy and you're five pounds overweight 0.51

00:42:43.800 a week before the fight when you have zero percent body fat to lose then so in that way i mean 0.96

00:42:48.820 depending on what you use it for the there's practical applications for coffee i just i

00:42:53.340 question these things because i i'd like to i'd like to i like to monitor my health it's important

00:42:57.820 i won't stop taking those vitamins i will not i refuse to go anywhere without those vitamins

00:43:03.440 you know i travel with them too i bring them everywhere i go we we started taking these i

00:43:08.060 turned you on to them right yeah yeah you were taking something but sure i've been taking things

00:43:12.700 for for years and these vitamins seem to be the kicker for me combined with echinacea and monolaurin

00:43:18.900 you take a combo yeah if you're if you're watching this if you're watching this and you have uh

00:43:23.080 struggle with any kind of uh low immune or inability to fight off like common colds like

00:43:30.000 you find yourself getting sick all the time because i remember for for the past couple years

00:43:33.200 we were getting sick all the time every couple weeks and yes we were drinking yes we weren't

00:43:36.300 sleeping enough so that added to it don't get me wrong but we take we take this uh and this is not

00:43:42.060 an ad it should be it should be i'm just we're gonna do this because we love you guys and we

00:43:46.500 love this product like great job forever who for whoever who invented these uh these what these

00:43:51.880 wellness formula pills mike turned me on to them there's something there's something in them

00:43:55.480 again for me combined with monolaurin and echinacea that stuff too but look at that look at the rating

00:44:02.740 on it full full five star 2691 ratings on amazon and sometimes they like sell out and i'll have to

00:44:08.700 a different brand but for whatever reason i take three of these a day three to four you take like

00:44:13.840 six right a day and uh and you you you feel this very herby feeling that they actually have a little

00:44:19.880 bit of uh what's the what's the thing you take the shots of uh like uh illness wellness illness

00:44:24.440 well yeah illness immunity shot well wellness shot of what's the stuff that kind of burns

00:44:28.840 ginger no yeah it's ginger what is it turmeric turmeric i think it's got some of that kind of

00:44:33.580 stuff in it and so you you taste that a little bit but it's it they they work very well i will

00:44:39.080 say this very knock on wood when i say this but i have not been sick all year oh no by the way i

00:44:47.620 was gonna say it too and i wouldn't i wouldn't say it so i'm happy you did yeah uh i don't know

00:44:52.840 if it's because of these but i know i know i feel like when i don't take them anyways health is is

00:44:59.320 Guys, I got to say, the routines of last year of like going out three times a week and like staying up till 4 a.m., it's going to absolutely destroy you.

00:45:09.580 And that has not happened.

00:45:11.040 How many times has that happened this year?

00:45:13.020 I've also zero.

00:45:14.520 Maybe once, once, twice, one time, but probably five to six times, 10, 11 times. 0.92

00:45:19.380 Not that many times have you guys gone out and done crazy shit until five, six, seven in the morning and come home and then done the same thing the next night.

00:45:26.560 it's not been a lot i do i do agree more than i agree with you a thousand percent and i'm positive

00:45:31.540 that represents a large percentage of our wellness yeah but but the reviews on these and and people's

00:45:37.880 response to these is pretty solid and and given still like we still do we and and also we have

00:45:43.120 been quarantined so we haven't been going out and exposing ourselves to sickness as well but

00:45:46.840 for whatever reason i i agree with you and i'm with you you know what else what else sleep so 0.84

00:45:51.440 last thing i hit on just just fucking sleep yeah i was definitely caught in the uh the toxic hustle 0.75

00:45:58.680 mentality which which i don't hate when i was 21 22 20 yeah i stopped about 23 but you know when 0.97

00:46:07.000 you're growing up it's like yo sleep is for the week so i'll sleep when i'm dead absolutely 0.94

00:46:11.060 yo you're gonna die you're gonna die if you don't start swear to god like i would go from 0.99

00:46:16.340 four to seven hours regularly 0.99

00:46:19.120 and thinking I'm a boss

00:46:20.480 and wonder why I get sick every month

00:46:22.720 for two weeks. Your body just didn't have

00:46:24.820 the rest of you. I'm getting a good eight to

00:46:26.760 nine hours now and loving it.

00:46:28.660 I'm hella productive from the moment I wake up

00:46:30.680 to the moment I go to sleep. What you got?

00:46:32.540 I was just going to talk about fear a little bit.

00:46:34.940 I traveled this

00:46:36.820 weekend to Indianapolis,

00:46:38.880 Indiana.

00:46:40.640 Beautiful city. Very clean.

00:46:42.560 Nice people. Shout out to anybody watching this from Indianapolis.

00:46:45.120 Go Colts.

00:46:45.940 So I got, no, I'll say go Pacers because I have a team in football.

00:46:48.900 So go, go Pacers.

00:46:50.880 Um, and for the week prior to going there, uh, I was going there for this public speaking

00:46:57.360 engagement.

00:46:58.240 I was going to do a public speaking to a group of service providers.

00:47:00.920 That's all I was told.

00:47:02.340 I didn't know what kind of service they were providing.

00:47:04.800 Um, I was going to give this speech about my book and I was going to get on stage before

00:47:08.180 Jordan Belfort.

00:47:09.220 And it was like this big thing with like, you know, hundreds and hundreds of people

00:47:11.860 sitting in this auditorium.

00:47:12.780 for the entire week beforehand i had tremendous tremendous anxiety you guys everybody who watches

00:47:19.040 the show knows that i struggle with anxiety i have you know these bouts of you know panic anxiety

00:47:23.040 sweating all this stuff that goes along with performance and even when it came time for me

00:47:28.720 to like book the flights for it i wasn't responding to the email oh like he's like yo we have to get

00:47:34.060 your flights booked man like the events in like three days ignore ignore i wasn't responding

00:47:38.020 and subconsciously i was trying to sabotage my attendance at the event because i was so scared

00:47:44.160 to get up there and talk in front of all these people and um it it i so anyway so i go amara

00:47:53.720 comes with me and it went great it went absolutely great i i i showed up i planned out the speech

00:48:00.260 very well i thought through what i was going to say what people's reactions looked like and i 0.98

00:48:04.020 And I really, really, as much as I have fought against manifestation, I really tried to imagine going up there and doing a good job and being proud of myself and being a tri-state guy that just meditation, fuck that, give me medication. 0.97

00:48:18.380 I don't do that hippie bullshit, but I did it and I think it worked.

00:48:23.500 And so I walked off stage and it brought me to back to this thinking that the thing that separates you being the person who emulates and looks at celebrities and business people that are succeeding. 0.98

00:48:37.820 The thing that separates you from them is they always show up.

00:48:42.100 They always show up.

00:48:43.800 I had to show up no matter what happened, whether I fucking broke down and melted on that stage from the worst panic attack of all time. 0.52

00:48:51.480 I had to show up because if I didn't show up I wouldn't have had the success or the failure to

00:48:57.800 learn from and so I just wanted to bring that back to people because I know there are a lot

00:49:02.400 of people out there that struggle with self-doubt, worthlessness, depression, anxiety and they say

00:49:07.420 I'm not getting out of bed today. You have to show up just go you have to not be scared of the

00:49:14.520 potential failure and you just show up and for people that have that around speaking on stage

00:49:20.800 the one thing that i learned was i i started calling it prep and rep i prepped so hard for

00:49:27.960 speaking in front of these people so hard so that every reaction they had i had a joke to make it

00:49:32.600 went so freaking good and when i walked off i was like if i do that 50 more times those reps

00:49:38.240 i'm gonna be so fucking good at this yeah you're automated yeah prep prep i love that yeah yeah i

00:49:43.500 think it's awesome what you're describing is like a pillar of success to show up we talk about it

00:49:47.780 with everything like you having a problem going to the gym and getting your fitness in literally

00:49:53.340 just go don't don't even you don't even have to work out go go in the gym and stand there for an

00:49:57.660 hour and see what happens i bet you'll end up on a machine walking at least not asking you to do a 0.67

00:50:02.140 full-on rigorous workout but show up like show the fuck up for yourself even i think about that all

00:50:07.240 the time like what am i doing this for probably probably probably me most most of the time i'm 0.61

00:50:12.780 working on myself and trying to become better show the fuck up for yourself nike has an entire

00:50:17.460 their entire slogan is this just do it could be just show up show up just do it go yes and i love

00:50:25.100 that you did that mike and it went well it went so well man were you nervous were you nervous when

00:50:29.200 you first so i had so i had um a couple moments where i started to uh fall into that feeling

00:50:35.360 where i was like yo uh-oh like world's collapsing around me and was it because of a lack of a

00:50:41.420 reaction so no no what it is i switch topics and i and and in my planning that transition

00:50:48.440 from addiction to success i didn't plan as well as i could have so even that small drop in the

00:50:54.480 prep cycle almost fucked me so that's why the preparation is so so important but i got through

00:51:00.120 it i was making i was making jokes and the jokes were very important the other thing that i really 0.58

00:51:03.520 dove into at the end too was um somebody asked me like why are you so good at networking what

00:51:09.260 what is it that makes you so good and i said i always i've said this before on the show i always 0.95

00:51:13.120 smile every person i meet the first time i meet somebody when i shake their hand it's oh shit yo

00:51:19.760 what's going on bro yeah good to meet you man i heard about like whatever right and i and i told 0.63

00:51:25.180 them when they go out on their break to clock their interactions with people go up to 10 people

00:51:30.180 when you leave the break five of them smile laugh be even maybe a little over the top animated about

00:51:35.820 how happy you are the other five i mean i don't know man the show's all right like take it or

00:51:41.840 leave it bass master style see what the reaction looks like between the people you smile at and

00:51:49.620 the people you don't i guarantee you that the connection you make with the five people whose

00:51:55.020 first impression of you is that you are a happy upbeat fun loving person is better than the ones

00:52:00.980 that you don't smile to so i love that i love that advice you guys have any fears that you're

00:52:05.620 Are you anything you're not showing up on?

00:52:09.600 I'm pretty bad at getting back to like emails.

00:52:12.840 I like, you know, you didn't want to send that one, but I just suck at it.

00:52:15.920 It's not for you. 0.98

00:52:16.700 Maybe I just suck at a task. 0.84

00:52:18.360 It's almost like a task. 0.58

00:52:19.220 I just, I don't know.

00:52:20.180 I feel like I'm better at communicating in person.

00:52:22.460 I like to talk to people on the phone and kind of solidify things and then

00:52:25.060 circle back a week later on a phone call.

00:52:27.220 I just corporate term, corporate terms, you know, um, what am I fearful of?

00:52:31.380 Logan, you want to, how about you take over this one?

00:52:32.720 Anything you're not showing up for.

00:52:33.800 that's why you are what you are though you always show up i know i got it i know i i'm not scared

00:52:39.620 of a lot besides like some very like real physical thing like i don't really like turbulence i don't

00:52:46.200 love like the deep dark ocean like i actually hate both of those something that i showed up for was

00:52:52.460 my relationship nice yeah i was i'm terrified of putting my heart in another person's hands 0.94

00:52:59.740 Are you fucking kidding me 0.96

00:53:01.680 That is so dangerous 0.99

00:53:03.600 They could crack it

00:53:04.840 Do you remember how I described

00:53:06.080 Relationships

00:53:08.360 No with the steering wheel

00:53:10.600 Alright so you're hard

00:53:12.340 This is because it goes right with what you're saying

00:53:14.500 Your whole life when you're single 0.83

00:53:16.480 You're just driving down the highway

00:53:18.300 You got two hands on the wheel

00:53:20.180 You can switch lanes

00:53:21.240 You pull into the breakdown lane when you have a mental breakdown

00:53:23.800 If you want to hang out

00:53:24.960 And then yo you wake up the next day and you're driving along

00:53:27.660 And somebody's like yo

00:53:28.780 you want to be with me you want this to be real take one of those hands off the wheel and put 1.00

00:53:34.560 mine on and yo literally now someone else is helping you steer and if that motherfucker 0.99

00:53:42.200 decides one time they could steer your car into a wall off a cliff bro so it's it's very they could 0.99

00:53:51.220 and and and yes are there super mentally strong people out there or or maybe you could even call

00:53:55.700 them non-empathetic or or like insane i don't know who aren't affected by that hand pull they're

00:54:00.820 like all right then take your hand off and they just start staring with one hand there's some

00:54:04.180 people out there like that but for the most for the most part people are you know they work in

00:54:09.560 their relationship together and if something goes wrong with that hand and that hand jerks the wheel

00:54:13.780 your life your job your kids all of those things are at risk and so i think that scares a lot of

00:54:19.440 people who are used to having all of the control in their lives sure which i which i bro i totally

00:54:24.020 am and for me it affects my mental health which is crazy because guess what nothing affects my

00:54:29.220 mental steel ironclad i got teflon like you said all over my body but for some reason when my heart 0.98

00:54:35.780 is no longer in my control i'm vulnerable yo so i'm terrified but i said fuck it let's do it let's 0.95

00:54:41.440 give it a shot it's going great so far yeah it is yeah but that's love though love is vulnerability 1.00

00:54:46.320 love is opening up and letting somebody else you know have the chance to fuck your life in the ass 1.00

00:54:52.260 If they want to 1.00

00:54:52.960 You know what I'm saying

00:54:53.640 Sure

00:54:53.940 But you know

00:54:54.980 Hopefully they don't

00:54:56.280 Well said Michael

00:55:00.560 Wait I had

00:55:01.380 Yeah go

00:55:01.880 No I got a lot

00:55:02.680 Oh you got a lot

00:55:03.880 By all means

00:55:04.500 These are just like

00:55:05.820 Thoughts I had

00:55:06.500 Over the weekend

00:55:07.200 And

00:55:07.580 I thought they were

00:55:09.720 Interesting

00:55:10.120 How many

00:55:11.460 How many sons

00:55:13.700 Of massively

00:55:14.660 Successful

00:55:15.620 Wealthy

00:55:16.840 Celebrities

00:55:17.720 Sons or daughters

00:55:18.540 Offspring 0.89

00:55:19.240 Are also

00:55:20.440 Massively successful

00:55:21.680 independently yeah or within the same business like doing the same thing independently make a

00:55:29.360 name for themselves talk about generational wealth here yeah let's see it's it's pretty

00:55:32.920 guaranteed dude if you gotta it's not guaranteed well it's guaranteed one of two things if you have

00:55:37.680 an extremely rich like billionaire or like super like high-end celebrity and you one of their kids

00:55:44.120 comes out they're either going to be a billionaire businessman or a pseudo celebrity or an insane

00:55:49.180 drug addicts who goes the exact opposite way so i only know the latter yeah like i don't know

00:55:55.180 truthfully many people who have successfully inherited their family's wealth and continue

00:56:00.140 to go down that path and i was wondering um because when i grew up my house wasn't massive

00:56:08.200 but it also wasn't small it was it was a comfortable space for my family and i to constantly be near

00:56:14.580 each other so the question that i started asking one night randomly was does the proximity that you

00:56:23.320 spend with your family somehow contribute to your success later in life the connection that you are

00:56:29.840 pretty much forced to have because you know you go from the kitchen and you after you eat dinner

00:56:34.600 you go right to the the living room you watch tv with your family right and a lot of massively

00:56:40.200 successful people that come from humble beginnings they live in a small apartment small house single

00:56:45.240 bedroom you hear all the time and i'm wondering if it's because of something that was instilled

00:56:50.320 in you when you were a child with the love and connection camaraderie you have with the people

00:56:54.660 around you drove you to push harder to escape that thing hundred versus a large household when

00:57:01.100 kids are growing up and they're in the mansion and you're five years old you can go to your room

00:57:05.120 you can go to the basement play in the watch the movie theater you can go to the gym in the back

00:57:09.900 how much time you really spending around your parents and your siblings when you can isolate

00:57:16.340 yourself at any given moment and does that make you complacent and not have the hunger and the

00:57:21.540 drive to want to escape the thing that you grew up in because it's all you know i could see desire

00:57:26.620 and drive is a major factor for a lot of people's success whatever you determine success as you know

00:57:31.840 it's not necessarily millions of dollars and on move or in movies and famous and all that stuff

00:57:36.480 Success is different for so many people, but definitely parenting is going to help you with

00:57:41.440 that. We know that you're the sum of the five people around you. And if you grow up in a small

00:57:46.120 household with successful people or hardworking people that are willing to instill a drive in you

00:57:51.860 to achieve something more, you're going to be more primed to aim for success.

00:57:57.140 Yeah, even just folks with integrity.

00:57:58.820 Sure. Very simply, good people, right? But if you're around people who are distant from you

00:58:05.380 and focused on themselves

00:58:06.300 and not willing to pass off information to you

00:58:08.340 and you're living in a place

00:58:10.380 where there's a lot of success around you

00:58:11.720 but you're not feeling that flow to you as well,

00:58:16.440 you might try to lash out to get it.

00:58:18.000 You might go to external means

00:58:20.300 to find your happiness and gratification

00:58:22.040 and drugs or whatever that is

00:58:23.700 to send you the other way

00:58:24.800 or you find your own independent drive

00:58:29.340 that says, okay, these people around me

00:58:30.700 are successful for doing this thing.

00:58:32.820 Maybe I should follow that path

00:58:34.220 and kind of look at what they did if you're capable of seeing what was happening to make

00:58:38.700 the success possible jaden smith strikes me as a person who followed the last thing that you just

00:58:43.400 mentioned but the reason why i i asked this question is because i often i look around i'm

00:58:49.160 like yo there's not a lot of uh offspring of successful people who are still being raised

00:58:56.520 in a way where they're bred to be successful and bred to work hard and i don't when i become a

00:59:03.120 parent want to create an environment where everything is so automated that I'm sort of

00:59:08.020 hands off with my kid where they, where they lose that thing that I had growing up because my dad

00:59:15.380 and mom didn't give it to me easy. Yeah. There's another, there's another adage that, that comes

00:59:20.180 up and I keep using all these terms, but the biggest one here is, is what people say. Don't

00:59:25.120 let money raise your kids. Okay. And so a lot of these uber wealthy people that you're talking

00:59:30.260 about whether they exist here in the valley outside of la or in beverly hills or in greenwich

00:59:34.560 connecticut you know which was not too far from where i grew up they spend insane exorbitant

00:59:40.920 amounts of money annually on their nannying services yeah a lot of these people don't see

00:59:46.300 their kids at all dude okay and so and so your question about what is it that happens within

00:59:52.260 a close proximity family that keeps kids off of drugs and on the way to a successful career

00:59:59.620 is back to a little four letter word that we just talked about which is love again dude and so and

01:00:05.420 so like that that success and drive and desire to make themselves happy and feeling good and

01:00:13.400 and and self-confidence to be successful is a byproduct of the love they were shown as the

01:00:20.280 family unit sure do you know what i'm saying and so like family wants them to succeed exactly like

01:00:24.360 Think about it.

01:00:25.120 If your parents aren't there to say, hey, I love you.

01:00:28.700 You're a good kid.

01:00:30.020 You should love yourself.

01:00:31.380 I love watching you succeed.

01:00:33.120 You're going to do everything you ever dreamed of.

01:00:35.260 If your parents aren't sitting there telling you those things, how are you going to know that you can do everything that you want?

01:00:43.800 Not know, but how are you going to feel, which is different?

01:00:47.580 How are you truly going to believe that you can attain everything that you've ever wanted in life?

01:00:53.320 And so if your dad is John Travolta, I'm not, I'm using this as an example. I don't, I don't know what his kids are doing. And all he's doing is flying and movies and acting and the mom's doing her own pursuits. And, you know, Esperanza, the nanny is always there to give you your food and whatever. You're not going to get the, the, the family unit that you got that builds those and breeds those kinds of successful values.

01:01:19.300 Right, right, right, which is crazy because some would say the moment you sign up to be a parent, your purpose in life is to—

01:01:27.380 Completely changes to one thing.

01:01:29.500 Raise your kids.

01:01:30.220 Your child.

01:01:31.080 But that's not how everybody acts.

01:01:32.260 Well, of course not.

01:01:33.280 It's so hard.

01:01:34.140 People are selfish. 0.79

01:01:35.080 Like, sure, you have kids, but also like, damn, I still want to succeed and make money and do the thing I love every day, which is totally normal. 0.89

01:01:43.200 How could any person completely devote their life to their kid when they have their kid? 0.85

01:01:49.800 And their own desires and dreams that they still have to accomplish.

01:01:52.240 That's what I'm saying.

01:01:54.680 Prioritizing.

01:01:55.740 Bro, when I have a kid, no, I'm not down to do this.

01:01:58.940 But seriously, do I sell everything I own and move to a tiny little house and raise this kid in Colorado and teach him how to be a nice young chap?

01:02:07.460 I think there's a balance.

01:02:08.720 You definitely don't have to do that right away.

01:02:10.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:02:11.220 yeah you're also in a very strange career path that's going to be so different than everyone

01:02:14.860 else has ever lived and you haven't had children yet to bring into this world for that but amara

01:02:19.300 i mean i have this conversation with amara all the time like she's she's like i'm i'm ready

01:02:22.300 i'm ready i'm like dude we we travel we we we i'm busy all day long like yo i do not i will

01:02:31.040 not be the dad that when little johnny comes home he's like dad can we play catch i'm like

01:02:35.600 i'm busy johnny 20 minutes 20 minutes 20 minutes and i'm on a call with you i'm on a podcast i'm 0.99

01:02:40.540 doing this shit and johnny's over there crying in the corner you know fucking who knows i'm not 0.97

01:02:46.100 even gonna give an example here but but like but like i don't want that to happen and so yo i miss 0.99

01:02:51.680 10 years of my life because of the things that we talked about earlier in the show if that means i

01:02:55.060 can't be a good dad until i'm 45 years old and and yo my my kid has to bury me when he's young 0.96

01:03:02.920 and i'm old i'm the old dude at the fucking high school uh graduation so be it i'd rather be an 0.98

01:03:09.160 old good dad than a young 1.00

01:03:10.980 shit dad. 1.00

01:03:12.740 Yeah. You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:03:14.940 You hear me? Even you wanting to do that is good

01:03:17.180 enough, right? Just saying that you want to be there for your

01:03:19.220 kids is a good start. You have to be.

01:03:21.020 That's showing up. You have to be, absolutely.

01:03:22.740 You know who's doing a real good job here?

01:03:24.620 Oh, God. What

01:03:26.360 the fuck 1.00

01:03:28.340 is this? Mind-blowing. 1.00

01:03:30.900 Mike sent me this. I did, I did.

01:03:32.840 He goes, have you seen this? Oh, no.

01:03:34.940 It's a YouTube channel called Vlad and

01:03:37.000 Nikki. It's two kids.

01:03:39.160 Do they have a popular page like that?

01:03:41.320 Yeah, sure, sure.

01:03:42.220 So 49.3 million subscribers.

01:03:44.880 I'm going to their most popular videos.

01:03:47.420 I almost don't even want to read these out loud.

01:03:49.860 Oh, man.

01:03:50.740 Because half a billion views like...

01:03:52.580 Multiple times.

01:03:53.600 Regularly.

01:03:54.200 Regularly.

01:03:55.020 Each video gets 50 to 150 million views.

01:03:58.340 What?

01:03:59.200 These two kids who play with toys and their mom's heavily involved in their videos, but

01:04:04.860 they're like scripted.

01:04:05.820 They have little cartoon animation effects.

01:04:08.540 I believe they're brothers

01:04:10.960 Just having fun acting in videos

01:04:13.380 And making some real wholesome content

01:04:15.780 But just to give you guys some numbers

01:04:19.320 If your video gets half a billion views

01:04:21.800 You make a million dollars

01:04:25.220 On a single video

01:04:26.440 Think about this for a second

01:04:28.100 You know when people say 1.00

01:04:29.680 There's levels to this shit 1.00

01:04:31.100 This is what they're talking about 1.00

01:04:33.660 All the times we have Jimmy

01:04:35.160 Or we've talked about Jimmy on the show

01:04:36.980 And Mr. Beast

01:04:38.060 He's like, yo, shout out Mr. B's fucking crazy numbers. 1.00

01:04:40.760 Crazy numbers. 1.00

01:04:41.940 Crazy. 0.99

01:04:42.940 But, yo, when you 10X that shit, every video you put out, bro, that magic little driver video at the top there, 496 million views. 1.00

01:04:51.280 They made a million dollars cash on that video. 0.99

01:04:54.200 How long is it?

01:04:54.920 And what about the ad placement?

01:04:56.500 No, that's so, so, so, so, yes, that's not even starting.

01:05:00.340 That's just YouTube ad revenue.

01:05:02.160 So now you've got, so now you've got the placement of, um, of, of sponsorship shirts.

01:05:07.680 branded products that they are creating i cannot even begin to imagine how much money these people

01:05:14.720 are making they're they're russian so is that why they're not on the forbes list at the end of each

01:05:19.640 year i don't know i don't does anyone know so they did get on on the last one that's where i found

01:05:24.060 them they were at the top of the youtuber list on forbes that makes sense yeah vlad vlad and nicky

01:05:28.700 how much how much money do they i i don't think it was a figure one i think it was like the highest

01:05:32.600 earning youtubers or something share with all of russia though yeah that's another great question

01:05:37.060 I think Putin gets a good share of that.

01:05:39.780 Total views.

01:05:40.660 Look at total views.

01:05:41.540 $14.3 billion.

01:05:43.000 Jesus.

01:05:43.500 Estimated yearly earnings are $2.3 million.

01:05:46.560 No chance to $37.3 million.

01:05:48.120 Higher end.

01:05:48.920 For sure.

01:05:49.440 Absolutely.

01:05:50.240 Absolutely.

01:05:50.660 Do these kids retire at five?

01:05:52.140 How old are they?

01:05:52.440 They're already retired.

01:05:53.120 Who knows?

01:05:53.620 They're retired right now. 0.98

01:05:55.120 They're doing this, but they don't ever have to work a single fucking day in their life. 0.98

01:06:00.220 Well, they're doing it. 0.98

01:06:01.000 But do they even know they're working?

01:06:03.020 Do they even know what they're doing?

01:06:04.200 Absolutely not.

01:06:04.640 Their parents are just saying, hey, get in this car.

01:06:06.700 Drive it up to your brother

01:06:07.600 They probably don't even know what a camera really is

01:06:10.380 Not yet

01:06:11.220 This is like a prime example

01:06:14.880 Do these kids grow up

01:06:17.300 And maintain their success?

01:06:20.300 Wow

01:06:20.820 There's magic

01:06:21.860 Can we talk about that ratio

01:06:24.060 Really quick

01:06:25.100 Oh my god

01:06:27.780 Can you see if there's any other videos

01:06:30.160 1.3 million thumbs up

01:06:33.320 700,000 thumbs down

01:06:34.460 Wait, what about the nursery rhyme that had 871 million plays on the side?

01:06:38.600 What the f-

01:06:39.400 These are Jake Paul numbers. 1.00

01:06:40.940 Why are the ratios so fucked? 0.99

01:06:43.460 Wow, things have changed. 0.99

01:06:44.900 Maybe the people-

01:06:45.620 Instantly.

01:06:46.140 Do people hate the fact that they're utilizing their children for this stuff?

01:06:49.240 Is that what-

01:06:49.740 I don't know.

01:06:50.900 Why do they-

01:06:52.880 Let's read a comment.

01:06:53.580 They're all so bad.

01:06:54.220 Oh my god, dude. 0.99

01:06:55.160 They're all so bad. 0.99

01:06:55.860 Who are the 300-

01:06:56.960 I don't understand what's going on.

01:06:57.960 Go to the comments.

01:06:58.860 Go to the comments.

01:06:59.340 Oh, you want to try to read the comments?

01:07:00.700 Yeah. 0.99

01:07:01.040 I think you forgot when I said they're fucking Russian. 0.99

01:07:03.240 Comments are turned off 0.99

01:07:05.400 Because they were so bad 0.96

01:07:06.500 It was all the same fans that talked shit about us on the George episode 0.98

01:07:09.280 Are we uncovering a conspiracy right here 0.97

01:07:11.140 Are they 6'9 in their numbers right now 1.00

01:07:13.240 First off

01:07:14.120 I've scrolled a significantly long distance

01:07:17.480 Down the page and they're at

01:07:19.060 120 million views per video

01:07:21.900 Oh my god

01:07:23.960 Wow

01:07:25.780 What is going on with that ratio

01:07:28.040 50% down thumb ratio on each video

01:07:30.180 Is it people that don't like kids

01:07:32.000 Don't like Russians 1.00

01:07:33.140 like what is the down 1.00

01:07:34.600 these seem like some robot numbers

01:07:36.180 you think this is all whack

01:07:37.640 I don't know we had an election hack right

01:07:40.840 by Russia

01:07:42.620 you never know with those numbers

01:07:45.220 so they hacked Vlad and Nicky's channel

01:07:46.640 at the same time

01:07:47.360 more money for Russia

01:07:49.140 well listen we love Vlad and Nicky

01:07:52.960 you guys are good

01:07:55.700 bringing you guys on the show

01:07:58.680 you're going to have to learn English

01:08:00.320 be an interesting episode

01:08:01.400 We have some – you want to talk about some of the guests coming up or should we just keep surprising people?

01:08:05.420 Dude, I like building the vibe a little bit, don't you?

01:08:07.800 Yeah, sure thing.

01:08:09.040 Wednesday, coming out Thursday this week, Nadeshot is coming on the show this week.

01:08:13.540 We're going to talk gaming with Nadeshot, one of the biggest gamers in the world.

01:08:16.560 He's built a bustling business out of eSports.

01:08:20.640 Yeah, fascinating.

01:08:22.680 We've got the Dolan twins coming on, I believe, next week.

01:08:26.280 Next week.

01:08:26.840 Yeah, next week.

01:08:27.540 That's going to be good too.

01:08:28.820 Yeah.

01:08:29.000 Have a long history with those kids.

01:08:30.820 Absolutely.

01:08:31.180 they came over the house the other day tried to try to sell me their sprinter van did you buy it

01:08:36.700 did wasn't interested but the last time we had spoken before that it was just it was twitter

01:08:42.360 beef you know like it was it was it was not healthy so it'll be interesting to have them

01:08:45.920 on the show and be able to like talk about how i met them when they were 14 15 right jake when

01:08:51.460 they first came out to hollywood and they've had a crazy journey of their own as well so that's

01:08:55.160 gonna be cool five person show for that one wow that's gonna be that's gonna be a banger uh 0.92

01:08:59.140 and then uh who's uh who else are we working on ah shit a bunch oh oh yeah i was gonna say 0.69

01:09:07.240 we haven't had nelk on in a while we haven't had steve on ever so something i can't yeah and i just 0.67

01:09:13.740 made a video with them the other day which which has done great because everybody loves those guys

01:09:17.460 except for brendan frazier or whatever the guys that wrote the article about them in the star

01:09:21.860 So we should probably have Nelk back on Steve

01:09:23.540 And then we're working on some super intelligence guys

01:09:26.380 Like all kinds of cool guests coming up

01:09:28.360 That we're not going to interrupt or argue with

01:09:30.280 In any way shape or form

01:09:31.480 I just got off the phone with Elon

01:09:32.720 He says he's booked up for a little bit

01:09:34.700 But we're working on that one

01:09:36.000 That was your Uber driver? Who's Elon?

01:09:38.780 He has a small

01:09:40.340 Small business

01:09:41.660 Space exploration kind of thing

01:09:44.200 Also Jake's fight is postponed

01:09:45.720 Crazy! Really? He's pissed

01:09:47.900 He's so mad. By months right?

01:09:49.720 Yeah a month and a half I think

01:09:51.260 is it because of him or because of trailer or because of what apparently the traffic they're

01:09:57.320 getting to the site is so great they're truly trying to maximize uh capturing yeah capturing

01:10:03.360 all audience they want to i don't know if i'm allowed to say okay i'll say this they want to

01:10:08.120 host the event somewhere massive and it takes is a little uh navigating careful navigation to be

01:10:15.280 able to make that happen there's only some states you're allowed to do it especially right now yeah

01:10:18.720 Why does the venue matter since no one can go to watch it?

01:10:22.780 That's not true, depending on what state you're in.

01:10:24.780 Oh, I got it.

01:10:25.880 Got it.

01:10:26.340 Like when I was in Indiana, no masks required, indoor, anything you want, do whatever you want.

01:10:30.840 There's no coronavirus.

01:10:32.500 They would assume there's no COVID there.

01:10:34.840 Bro, imagine if it was in a football stadium.

01:10:37.420 Wow.

01:10:37.800 And they just want to make sure their infrastructure is right.

01:10:40.100 Dude, it's Mike Tyson's return.

01:10:42.020 Like Loki, you had to have seen this coming.

01:10:44.280 This is going to be one of the coolest things to happen.

01:10:45.820 I can't wait.

01:10:46.300 That's not the coolest thing to happen in 2020.

01:10:48.260 Please, we need some light ever in the world history.

01:10:50.840 How old is he?

01:10:52.560 53, 54?

01:10:53.640 Dude, I just don't know if I would want to be 53 and get rocked in the head.

01:10:57.480 He's 54, yeah.

01:10:58.860 Any updates on Jake Paul?

01:11:02.020 He's actually coming back to L.A., though,

01:11:04.560 obviously because he can't continue training as hard as he is for that

01:11:09.260 for a long period of time.

01:11:10.640 He's going to take a week off, kind of just chill, relax,

01:11:13.220 then get back into the zone.

01:11:14.120 but can you imagine being in training camp thinking this is it this is the guy this is it

01:11:17.240 it's my sole mission and they're like no hold up not really there's no mission there's no mission

01:11:21.840 anymore for another two months but it's still gonna be great i don't know when it's gonna

01:11:26.420 happen but november 9th maybe that would be late november late november imagine going back to

01:11:32.060 promoting that date again november 9th someone uh asked me about a picture in my camera roll the

01:11:37.080 other day from when we hung out after after the fight and they're like they didn't have it on

01:11:40.960 their phone but i did on mine and she was looking for i was like oh yeah just go to november 9th

01:11:45.720 eventually she found it i was like oh yeah she said how do you know that date

01:11:49.220 infamous infamous date deal around here did you is that a what i think it is yeah but i'm gonna

01:11:56.520 do it after i think that's it guys thanks for watching this episode uh i don't know it felt

01:12:01.000 felt weird to me boys which one this episode i thought it was great i think we delivered value

01:12:05.840 great conversation around love parenting cardi b we were all over the place it felt good to me

01:12:09.860 Alright well let us know what you thought

01:12:12.080 I was definitely a bit out of it

01:12:13.780 I told you before the show

01:12:15.020 I put my hand on your shoulder I said Mike help

01:12:17.960 And you said for what 0.96

01:12:19.900 I said I don't know I just feel dumb 0.99

01:12:21.280 I feel so dumb 0.96

01:12:22.780 Logan you don't need to feel like that 0.97

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