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00:02:52.660 That's the intro, welcome back

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00:02:58.060 Highly suggested though

00:02:59.940 There's some good things happening on this here channel 0.99

00:03:02.300 I'm sick of this fucking channel 0.99

00:03:04.560 No you're not 1.00

00:03:05.480 I'm sick of quarantine guys

00:03:07.920 I'm not in a good mind space right now

00:03:10.700 I'm a little better

00:03:11.580 But you know it's been a rough week

00:03:13.220 If you guys are in the Maverick Club

00:03:14.500 You know what I'm talking about

00:03:16.000 Not to withhold information

00:03:17.700 But I'm gonna withhold information

00:03:19.360 So if you're not part of the Maverick Club

00:03:21.180 Two guys did a review of subscription services

00:03:25.600 Cardi B is a OnlyFans

00:03:28.000 And they checked out YouTube memberships, too, because YouTube has memberships, right?

00:03:31.540 YouTube has their subscription model for creators.

00:03:34.440 And I'm going to pat ourselves on the back over here at Team Maverick.

00:03:39.060 They said ours is the best user experience, the best paid experience for the subscription model.

00:03:44.820 It's so funny, too, because every time you're on a call now, I bop in.

00:03:49.440 I always do the same thing.

00:03:50.580 When I do my Zoom calls with our members, I sneak in from the side like this.

00:03:55.060 And then I come around the other side and I sneak in the other side.

00:03:57.240 And every time now they go, I wanted to buy your book,

00:04:00.280 but I leave in Austria and they don't sell your book here.

00:04:03.080 And I'm dead serious, like four calls in a row now.

00:04:06.380 Every person, I'm like, well, I mean, I guess you're a member of Club Maverick, right?

00:04:09.920 I guess I'll just send it to you for free.

00:04:11.080 I'm literally in the hole at this point, 0.99

00:04:12.480 and I don't even make any money off the fucking club. 0.98

00:04:14.420 Nah, but I appreciate you. 0.98

00:04:15.720 You know, you're riding for the team.

00:04:16.800 You're a real rider.

00:04:17.560 You're a loyal guy.

00:04:18.540 You've proven you're loyal to me.

00:04:19.920 Loyal to me a lot, especially this past weekend.

00:04:22.460 You helping to make the Maverick Club members really happy.

00:04:25.220 Here are these guys, Colin and Samir.

00:04:26.880 they made a really good review video they're sharp they're sharp guys it'd be interesting

00:04:29.920 actually to have these guys in the podcast to talk about uh the intricacies and uh uh

00:04:35.820 pools that different platforms have they're smart what they say about cardi's uh about cardi's i

00:04:41.180 so it's just skipped right to the part about you right uh i got up to the part about me and the

00:04:46.380 only one i didn't watch was cardi's because you know what else is doing subscription service

00:04:49.900 first off this is a there's a there's a great business model for creators subscription service

00:04:54.140 monetizing super fans i don't know why it took us so long to come up with this idea

00:04:58.280 or at least activate on it obviously it's been an idea every creator has been pitched

00:05:02.320 hundreds of thousands of times about different platforms we can create a platform just for you

00:05:07.580 like how many times have you gotten we just heard it the the the thing is though i don't think

00:05:12.240 anyone's activated the right way like even these guys were talking about youtube's membership

00:05:15.980 program and they uh they pulled up uh i don't know his name marquise brownlee the tech the tech guy

00:05:22.800 He had it

00:05:23.640 Some creators have Patreon

00:05:25.160 Cody Ko and his boy Noel have Patreon

00:05:28.240 They're making like 80-90k a month

00:05:30.760 Just on Patreon

00:05:31.900 Bella Thorne

00:05:32.600 Just went to OnlyFans 1.00

00:05:34.340 Shut OnlyFans down

00:05:35.680 Is that what happened?

00:05:36.740 Crashed the site 1.00

00:05:37.520 Looks like she's going to be making between a million and a million and a half a month 1.00

00:05:40.140 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:05:41.280 On OnlyFans 1.00

00:05:42.180 How hard is she going? 1.00

00:05:43.540 Like full nips? 1.00

00:05:44.380 I don't know 0.99

00:05:44.940 I didn't sign up

00:05:46.160 I know like she's done it

00:05:47.160 Tana's done it

00:05:48.140 You know

00:05:49.500 And now Cardi

00:05:50.340 But what happened with Tana?

00:05:51.500 because i haven't heard any development i think she may have treated it like as like a quick bag 0.99

00:05:56.880 quick she made a shit ton and she did she did it free but then uh you could buy her titties 0.98

00:06:02.260 you know what i'm saying like you pay pay per titty right right it's an in-app purchase ppt 0.99

00:06:07.480 and she did that i think she made like i don't know what was like a half mil a milli like really

00:06:12.660 quick come up in a day in a day two days yeah so but is that it though because like dog the point

00:06:17.600 subscription models is that they're recurring it's recurring revenue monthly revenues passive 0.96

00:06:22.800 income right so she just keeps up with her already subscribed people like half a million dollars how 0.99

00:06:28.360 many people say a hundred thousand people pay five bucks well no yeah because hers her subscription

00:06:32.520 is free and so she actually doesn't need to continue providing anything until she wants to

00:06:36.660 because because they're not paying but it also doesn't serve the same benefits as the record

00:06:40.800 because because listen the world not just creator but the world is changing the subscription

00:06:45.720 Subscription is now the core indicator of business health at the corporate level.

00:06:50.640 If you look at Amazon, Amazon releasing Prime was the key metric for success.

00:06:56.100 It brought them from whatever to, you know, trillion, almost probably a trillion dollar brand now, whatever.

00:07:00.840 Netflix, all about subscription, like all of these big companies are going to that monthly recurring revenue because not only is it money that comes in,

00:07:09.800 but it's money that comes in every month that you can show investors that you can show stakeholders

00:07:13.960 in publicly traded companies. Yo, we know this amount of money is coming in next month. Every

00:07:19.660 month, like clockwork, it gets delivered rain, sleet, hail, snow, no matter what happens,

00:07:24.480 that money's coming in. And that's very powerful for brands, creators, and large corporations.

00:07:29.000 Absolutely. The caveat is you got, if you're the creator, the provider, the product, the platform,

00:07:34.240 you got to keep providing. Yeah. I don't think a lot of creators struggle with that, bro. I'm

00:07:38.820 going hard for the maverick club and i haven't even like fully activated yet like i i put in you

00:07:43.400 everyone in this house knows like i put in a really decent amount of work to provide that

00:07:47.820 extra piece of content for the video to figure out the right split so we can give you discounts

00:07:51.260 on merch picking our members who win the ten thousand dollars every month coming up facetimes

00:07:55.460 yeah we do like two to five a week we do uh we do dinners we do get togethers like i'm going 0.54

00:07:59.740 fucking hard and this is just a fraction of the benefits that i labeled so like if you're going

00:08:03.580 to be a creator who does hop on the only fans or even like uh smart enough to reach out to chase 0.96

00:08:09.520 to set you up with your subscription model know that it's gonna be a little work right you know

00:08:14.320 like unless i i ain't got no titties well i was it's so funny it's so funny you said that because

00:08:19.580 that's also like the the other like part of it is like the workload is there's such a contrast

00:08:25.280 between the male workload and the female workload like like even when it comes to like to amara

00:08:30.560 like she she's like i'm like yo you you've just been sitting behind me while i work for like a 1.00

00:08:36.280 week like are you gonna lose money you're not doing she's like yo if i want to make 200 000 0.98

00:08:40.580 just pull my tits out for 30 seconds my my week's over oh my my week's over bro i made a quarter 0.92

00:08:45.440 millages it's over i just it's so it's so unfair i've literally been thinking lately and i didn't 0.99

00:08:50.880 tell you guys this but i was thinking i already have titties like i need to don't hit the gym 0.93

00:08:55.420 enough i apologize but i was thinking about getting bigger titties and doing only fans bro 0.94

00:09:00.320 talking about uh implants yeah i wouldn't no no just because you know you're gonna want to 0.51

00:09:08.500 take them out eventually and it'll probably just leave some scarring you don't want i have so many 0.99

00:09:12.040 scars i also i guess i could just use my my penis too my mom told me no the demand for uh a cook 0.98

00:09:19.640 is much smaller than so much smaller but i do believe i do believe that and i'm happy to say 0.99

00:09:26.260 on the show i think i i probably have the biggest penis in the influencer like remember how you said 0.95

00:09:30.200 You're the best fighter 0.98

00:09:31.180 And I got the best feet too

00:09:32.740 And the best feet

00:09:33.340 I think I probably have 0.99

00:09:34.220 The biggest dick 1.00

00:09:34.760 In the influencer game 1.00

00:09:35.920 Bold claim

00:09:37.740 Yeah cause

00:09:38.520 Bold claim

00:09:39.700 You know

00:09:40.040 Banks I heard

00:09:41.140 Has got a swinging 0.50

00:09:42.320 Winky too 0.95

00:09:43.240 All the phase boys

00:09:44.100 Really

00:09:44.740 Bro I just

00:09:45.140 Temper

00:09:45.680 You gotta imagine 1.00

00:09:46.600 He fucking 0.99

00:09:47.160 Does a little twist 0.99

00:09:47.940 With the hips

00:09:48.340 Knocks you out

00:09:49.020 Do you think

00:09:49.720 The average 0.99

00:09:51.960 Penis size 1.00

00:09:53.780 Of a creator 1.00

00:09:54.920 Is higher

00:09:55.820 Because you have

00:09:57.020 To exude 0.91

00:09:57.660 That BDE 0.99

00:09:58.880 That big dick energy 0.99

00:10:00.020 Well, maybe that's where the pool of likability comes from. 0.99

00:10:03.300 Like, why are these creators so confident?

00:10:05.400 Because of the bulge in their pants.

00:10:06.540 Why are they so charismatic? 1.00

00:10:08.780 Because of their dicks. 1.00

00:10:10.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:10.700 It's different for me, obviously.

00:10:13.340 You're not the macroponous. 1.00

00:10:14.440 Well, it's just hard when we're running around with a penis smaller than the nail on your pinky. 0.99

00:10:18.580 You saying that is like me when I go to dinner and I'm like, I'm broke. 1.00

00:10:22.960 Like, you're a fucking liar, bro. 1.00

00:10:25.680 Like, we are very unfortunately. 1.00

00:10:28.340 You're telling me I'm cap? 0.99

00:10:29.340 When it comes to Tiny Penis Land, you're all cap. 1.00

00:10:31.540 We very unfortunately have seen each other's penises. 1.00

00:10:34.860 Not me. 0.98

00:10:35.780 I've never seen mine.

00:10:37.940 It's hard to find.

00:10:39.500 It's hard to see.

00:10:40.480 I can't see it. 1.00

00:10:41.200 Stuck in the dick, Sam. 0.99

00:10:41.840 But you got to provide for these people, you know, 1.00

00:10:45.040 and I ain't going to start taking pictures of my penis. 0.99

00:10:46.940 I just won't do it unless the demand is high enough, 0.99

00:10:49.440 which is what I'm saying. 0.65

00:10:50.520 The demand was high enough for Bella Thorne to get on OnlyFans.

00:10:53.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:54.140 Do you think she's going hard, hard?

00:10:57.340 There's only one way to find out.

00:10:58.460 I know for a fact

00:11:01.180 Kevin you got OnlyFans

00:11:02.360 And you were subscribed

00:11:02.980 To Bella Thorne

00:11:03.620 He's telling me hell no

00:11:05.100 David 0.99

00:11:05.760 We got any perverts

00:11:07.300 In this house Brad

00:11:07.980 No

00:11:08.800 You wanna hear 0.99

00:11:11.240 The most fucked up thing 0.99

00:11:12.120 Dude 0.98

00:11:12.420 I actually am not subscribed

00:11:13.820 To any OnlyFans

00:11:14.740 I've never

00:11:15.280 And I know you're not

00:11:16.280 Obviously

00:11:16.700 I know

00:11:17.360 That doesn't surprise me

00:11:18.280 I know

00:11:18.600 You posted that meme

00:11:20.360 The other day

00:11:20.940 When your girlfriend

00:11:21.660 Gets mad at you 0.98

00:11:22.220 For watching porn 0.95

00:11:22.980 And then when you 0.98

00:11:23.740 Get mad at your girlfriend 0.99

00:11:24.540 Cause she's in the porn 1.00

00:11:25.840 That you're watching 0.56

00:11:26.520 Bro that was the best

00:11:27.640 meme i've ever seen in my entire life but uh but no but it's a it's a platform that's worth

00:11:32.620 you know a lot of money and so you would think that i'd at least like well i should at least

00:11:36.480 subscribe to hers to see like to know the platform like i feel out of the club josie

00:11:41.240 she gets the emails really and every time she says hello josie it's the maverick club she

00:11:46.020 reads me the emails that we send it's good it's good to have someone on the inside you

00:11:49.960 could be on in the inside in inside of amara on the inside but then that's exactly what mike's

00:11:56.880 mom said not to do oh dude dude porn it's such an easy bag dude i like because if y'all teamed up

00:12:03.400 i'd probably have to kick you out of the house what like for a uh um for like to do a video

00:12:09.500 together bro what if y'all became the next leo lulu though bro you wouldn't have to kick me out 0.99

00:12:13.600 of the house i would just buy the house do you know how much that would be fucking would you 0.98

00:12:16.340 would you buy my house i told you i want to because i want you to move to somewhere different 0.96

00:12:20.380 i want you know you want something better you want to right now i'm already looking i'm already

00:12:23.800 finding myself you know on zillow scrolling past the big houses like right so david dobert just

00:12:28.660 bought a 9.5 million dollar house i got itch a little bit i said that looks nice and that does

00:12:34.320 look nice i want to pull that up for a second congrats david he was one of the people like you 0.96

00:12:38.520 know internet stars a lot of people think uh this shit is easy and it's it's really not and a lot

00:12:43.800 but a lot of people still somehow manage to make a uh a life for themselves out of it and and don't 0.61

00:12:49.120 deserve that i like that great david is one of the guys where um i'll go ahead and say he deserves

00:12:54.660 every penny of this 9.5 million dollar lm mansion i was thinking about how hard he'd been grinding

00:12:58.880 bro for the past well maybe not 2020 so much but before 2020 i think he made vlogs three days a

00:13:06.620 week for like three to five years do you know how hard that is yeah i don't it's almost impossible

00:13:14.380 to not drive yourself crazy trying to be that creative every day three days a week

00:13:19.320 for what 150 weeks jesus but yeah look at this house he's come a long way from airplane mode

00:13:27.300 he killed it he killed it he really did yeah you think that grass is real

00:13:34.580 no i don't think so it's so beautiful it's so pretty dude but like they got they got uh

00:13:41.100 what's it called an infinity view the windows and and the glass opens all the way up so you

00:13:46.700 can just walk outside and inside becomes one 7800 square feet six bedrooms seven bathrooms nine and

00:13:52.840 a half million dollars i think it's safe to say he takes the cake for most expensive influencer

00:13:58.860 house like who would be competing with him jeffrey star i don't i don't know i thought jeffrey stars 0.80

00:14:03.080 got like a banger with like a bunch of lambos parked in it and shit yeah but i'm talking about 0.82

00:14:06.620 Strictly, his house is it. 0.99

00:14:08.600 The structure, Jeffree Star.

00:14:10.720 I actually would be mad if I did know the answer.

00:14:14.100 14.6 million.

00:14:15.500 I stand corrected.

00:14:18.180 Dude, Jeffree Star is like...

00:14:20.100 Look at that pool.

00:14:21.280 Like the epitome of his cycle.

00:14:22.400 This is a resort.

00:14:24.480 Yo, but I still don't know how he does it.

00:14:26.600 The makeup.

00:14:27.660 So I'm so removed from that industry.

00:14:29.480 Obviously, I have no idea.

00:14:31.020 Because his YouTube presence isn't...

00:14:33.100 It's not.

00:14:33.780 Isn't crazy.

00:14:34.380 When he posts, he makes a big splash.

00:14:37.200 I feel like he just, like, walks around his house with, like, a hairless cat

00:14:41.620 and just pets it and just says, like, and just walks past and, like, goes on Twitter 0.99

00:14:46.760 and he's like, let's see what my fucking minions are up to today. 0.99

00:14:49.760 You know what I'm saying? 0.98

00:14:50.360 Like, just very, like, that guy in Inspector Gadget that you never saw his face.

00:14:54.460 Sure, sure.

00:14:55.280 There's no reason he shouldn't have a peacock running around here.

00:14:59.720 That's what I'm saying.

00:14:59.920 or one of those large Flemish hares,

00:15:02.120 the giant rabbits that are like $50,000.

00:15:05.120 Looked into those.

00:15:05.700 Looked into getting one of those.

00:15:06.620 Massive. 0.99

00:15:07.080 Massive, big rabbits.

00:15:08.320 Yeah.

00:15:08.720 Size of Evan.

00:15:10.480 Yeah.

00:15:10.740 Maybe even bigger.

00:15:11.780 He should definitely have one of those.

00:15:13.280 Because at what point, I mean, 1.00

00:15:14.620 you should buy some dumb shit. 1.00

00:15:16.720 You have to. 1.00

00:15:17.740 Some assets that really depreciate.

00:15:19.380 I haven't bought anything still.

00:15:21.000 The slushing machine, you grinded it.

00:15:22.940 Mike, I think that's such a false statement, man.

00:15:25.320 What do you mean?

00:15:25.720 You're buying stuff all the time.

00:15:27.060 There's packages showing up every day.

00:15:28.500 T-shirts.

00:15:29.000 I bought this G-Unit t-shirt.

00:15:32.160 It was $22 on Etsy.

00:15:33.420 Shout out Etsy.com.

00:15:35.120 This is from the Beg for Mercy cover.

00:15:36.540 I got some compliments on this.

00:15:37.600 I feel like a lot of people watching this probably don't know what the Beg for Mercy

00:15:40.120 that G-Unit cover is.

00:15:41.300 You buy fashion stuff.

00:15:43.400 Just the shoes.

00:15:44.300 But even those St. Laurent shoes, those were because I returned a different pair of St.

00:15:48.540 Laurent shoes that Amara bought me.

00:15:50.220 So I'm so stingy, dude, when it comes to money, dude.

00:15:54.380 And I think about that.

00:15:55.600 And also, like, it brings up a larger conversation

00:15:58.880 that I wanted to bring up on today's show,

00:16:00.640 which was I was talking to my buddy from back home

00:16:05.040 from Milford, Connecticut.

00:16:07.900 And who are you waving at?

00:16:09.780 Oh, Josie.

00:16:10.280 Josie, my girlfriend.

00:16:11.180 Yeah, I love her a lot.

00:16:12.580 So I just waved.

00:16:13.420 That was so nice.

00:16:14.320 I just had a moment.

00:16:15.100 It's fine.

00:16:15.580 And he said to me, he was like, hey, man,

00:16:17.220 he's like, long time, no talk, blah, blah.

00:16:19.080 He was in San Diego visiting.

00:16:20.720 And he was like, you know, he's like,

00:16:23.160 i i made a ton of money selling masks this year during the covid thing a lot of people made three

00:16:28.100 million yeah i made like a couple million bucks off the covid thing and he's an upstart kid from

00:16:31.400 milford like me and he goes you know i've got everything now i you know i got the nice place

00:16:36.040 i got the girl and all this stuff and everything i could have ever imagined to have and i can't

00:16:40.780 help but think that i've never felt as carefree and happy as those days we were both broke hanging

00:16:48.540 out in your apartment norwalk connecticut with no prospect for what we wanted to do for life

00:16:53.280 and five dollars left in our bank accounts to buy a junior bacon cheeseburger with after a night of 0.99

00:16:58.300 going out and kicking it with a bunch of fucking dimwits you know what i'm saying and it just and 0.99

00:17:03.300 it just brought up this like this like thought that i had you spend you spend so much time like 1.00

00:17:08.460 chasing the millions chasing that doe brick pad and i think a lot of people discount the the um

00:17:15.400 the real the carefree days of of you know that precede your success the days you spend with 1.00

00:17:23.680 your homies you know just just kicking it laughing about shit without all of the fucking 0.97

00:17:27.800 um pressures of of of adult life you know what i'm saying and this and i'm not and listen i'm 0.99

00:17:35.800 not i'm not putting it down i love having money in the bank i love all this shit but but i said 0.52

00:17:39.840 dude you're absolutely right man like i can't remember the last time i just laughed until i 0.94

00:17:43.840 cried with no you know uh care no no you know uh pressure about what tomorrow's when the next

00:17:51.280 video is dropping if this person's intentions are this like when how am i how much of my tax 0.98

00:17:55.260 is going to be this year like all that shit that comes along with the success that we chase so much 0.61

00:18:00.060 in life and it was just it was just interesting for me to think about that statement for a second 0.98

00:18:04.200 it's different for every person i totally get what he's saying like life there was a time we

00:18:08.580 say there's all times there's a time when life was a lot more simple you know and there's a lot

00:18:12.660 less to worry about but depending on who you are sometimes i mean for me i'll speak for myself

00:18:20.920 i when i was a kid i was so excited to be an adult i was so excited to have that freedom and do the

00:18:25.980 things that i wanted to do and not have to be bogged down by what you know my parents wanted

00:18:29.600 me to do if they wanted me to go to college or what like my football coach wanted me to do like

00:18:34.060 i didn't give a fuck about playing football in college they would try to make me do it i was 0.97

00:18:37.180 like yo i i can't wait to develop as a human and do the shit that i want and now that i'm here and 0.95

00:18:42.340 i really got that freedom that i was uh hungry for my whole life i'm so happy yeah i'm so like

00:18:49.640 i'm actually i'm happier now so it's interesting that after your boy made the money he's still

00:18:53.780 reminiscing about his his past and the the the takeaway is this and i always try to do this and

00:18:58.520 i like to think i'm very good at it is uh mark when you're having a life moment or like like

00:19:05.080 make sure to clock engage the present moment and say oh this is this is a very special time in my

00:19:12.260 life i'm gonna cherish it i'm gonna live in the moment as best i can so i don't 10 years later 0.90

00:19:17.740 have to be like man those were the days nah bitch these are the days yeah these are the days so like 0.97

00:19:23.440 cherish it don't take it for granted live live as viscerally as you can in your own body and 0.99

00:19:31.020 taking everything that you possibly can and be happy with the moment gary v said this uh on his

00:19:37.140 instagram the other day and i fucking love this clip i've been thinking about it a lot 0.65

00:19:40.640 And I'm going to play here for a sec 0.66

00:19:43.580 Progress doesn't happen without this

00:19:46.200 Check this out

00:19:46.760 One big question 1.00

00:19:47.560 So I know you're a big advocate for eating shit for a couple of years 1.00

00:19:50.780 So you can have caviar for the rest of your life 0.99

00:19:52.200 But you're also a huge advocate for happiness over money

00:19:55.960 Huge

00:19:56.980 Would you recommend picking progression or happiness?

00:20:00.280 Happiness

00:20:00.660 Happiness is progression

00:20:02.820 That's the confusion brother

00:20:04.420 The question was confused 0.99

00:20:05.880 Happiness is the fucking progression 0.99

00:20:07.880 What progression? 1.00

00:20:09.480 Title? 1.00

00:20:10.640 a extra zero in your bank account buying dumb shit happiness is the fucking progression 1.00

00:20:17.260 y'all hear that is that not facts it is i gary always makes me laugh just the way that he's so 1.00

00:20:27.160 uh passionate about like the littlest shit you have to kind of laugh but no 100 it is and there's

00:20:32.600 a lot of people confuse the two like oh man i'm not happy but uh i'm grinding and i'm making a 0.70

00:20:38.460 lot of money there's got to be a connection there's got to be a balance and a uh and a point

00:20:42.940 of intersection with those two yeah and and your message is exactly right i mean it that's i guess

00:20:48.160 that's what i was i was uh was trying to get at was just to clock those days like you said and

00:20:53.400 and you know when i when i think back to the to the days with him just kicking it and laughing

00:20:58.420 in the apartment those were great days and there are great days now but it also it also just

00:21:02.480 depends on what you want what do you think what do i think you haven't had a big break yet very

00:21:07.980 true as an artist but i was with you in high school we did that we did the kick it days

00:21:12.060 yeah and you're still out here on your grind absolutely trying to stay happy and also trying

00:21:15.800 to make progression yeah i would say this i've gone like some serious ups and downs had basically

00:21:21.240 zero dollars in my bank account living at home uh trying to make things happen and at that time

00:21:27.120 was certainly choosing happiness as my form of progression um because to have no money i mean

00:21:34.060 like you said the pressure of success you're not thinking about the next thing or loading up your

00:21:38.100 plate you're kind of for me i was focused on the things i loved um which then took me to kind of

00:21:43.920 the money that i was looking for i guess um am i completely secure and set up for the rest of my

00:21:49.560 life absolutely not i like being hungry um but i'll always be hungry i'll always want something

00:21:54.580 more so maybe your friend just doesn't know what he's looking for mike the next the next thing um

00:22:00.240 Because I think I remember you telling me this is kind of a bigger deal, like one big thing that took a lot of time to kind of come together.

00:22:07.380 So maybe he just doesn't know what he wants next.

00:22:09.220 You, for example, Mike, yes, you have money now and you're happy and excited about this moment.

00:22:13.460 But you have the next couple steps ahead planned, right?

00:22:17.360 And same with you, Logan.

00:22:18.080 You have the money, but you kind of have the next few steps in mind of what you're trying to do, which are focused on happiness.

00:22:26.040 However, you've been set up for quite some time now.

00:22:28.980 you kind of went from college kick it days to all of a sudden earning more money than so many people

00:22:34.080 you know and love right around you um and very quickly and only have been up from there for the

00:22:39.400 most part right um which is which is interesting to say the least so i would have to say i just

00:22:45.720 think i just think people are i mean humans in general are simple so it's so easy to look back

00:22:52.280 and say man those are the days but you don't remember that back then and you know a decade

00:22:56.840 ago for all of us we still had to make money somehow like as much as carefree as it was not

00:23:01.220 fucking really bro i had to study for tests i had to do well in school i had to work out like 0.64

00:23:04.700 it's we we forget and rightfully so because how can we remember every intricate detail of 0.99

00:23:11.160 the the events that happened in our life 10 years ago but we forget how how much we we

00:23:15.980 were struggling i'm sure if you put us in any of our shoes from the version of ourself 10 years ago

00:23:21.140 we could come up with some problems i remember i got massive falling outs from my parents every 0.96

00:23:25.900 other weekend because we're on some dumb shit you know so it's it's it's so easy to look back 0.92

00:23:30.420 and say oh those were the days because you forget about what those days really were like and that's 0.97

00:23:35.020 why i'm telling you like gauge your life like really pay attention to how you feel and the

00:23:38.960 things that are going on around you so you don't have to have those well i woulda shoulda coulda

00:23:42.780 moments we've we've talked about this on the show before and i i think i struggled to find the

00:23:47.760 article last time but there's actually some metrics and studies around the the amount of

00:23:56.580 money that the happiest people in the world make and and it it i guess it was done again recently

00:24:01.440 in 2018 and they said that people making 95 000 a year was the was the kind of the the um

00:24:09.260 range for happiness yeah like like like the sticking point for the happiest people and i

00:24:14.500 hungry you just gotta pay because basically what they say in the study is that people with a little

00:24:21.580 bit less money but more time are the happiest people because listen no matter what you believe

00:24:28.980 as you watch me or you watch logan or you watch the other creators that are buying those houses

00:24:33.400 and doing all this stuff time is not something we have a lot of it's just not we we generally do 0.67

00:24:40.740 grind from the moment we fucking wake up until like there are days that we wake up at eight in 0.84

00:24:45.120 the morning we're editing at 11 30 or giving notes to the editor 11 30 as we go to sleep 0.98

00:24:49.580 and so no matter how you look at it dedicating an unhealthy amount of time to anything in life

00:24:58.740 whether it's drugs gambling sex or work is something that can drain the it can drain 0.89

00:25:05.280 happiness from you this kid this kid is as mentally tough as they come and i've seen him 1.00

00:25:10.960 even buckle a number of times under the pressures of the fucking job they're they're witnessing it 0.99

00:25:16.100 right now like in the moment you guys have seen me run around the house like here's how i know 0.99

00:25:19.760 i'm fucked up i don't shower for a couple days straight i start smoking weed right i start 0.87

00:25:23.940 sleeping more and you know i had some some things go down in my life again if you're in the maver 0.97

00:25:29.600 club you know that uh have kind of pulled me off of the content wave recently if you follow

00:25:35.140 my vlog channel on youtube i haven't been posting as often like i went from three times a week to

00:25:39.420 one time a week like that and it's because like i'm just not in a place anymore where i will

00:25:43.620 be a slave to my audience like i fucking love you guys but also if if this isn't right my content's 0.53

00:25:50.240 not gonna be right and then i'm not gonna be happy and now you have a slippery slope that 0.97

00:25:54.180 leads to only only negative shit in my personal life especially like what dude once you once 0.72

00:26:00.580 the actions and the things that you're doing publicly start to affect you and the people 0.95

00:26:06.460 around you that's when you know you got to pull back this is interesting though because

00:26:10.200 you're in a position where you are kind of in a comfortable spot and you can take a day off now

00:26:15.440 imagine you're still on the grind coming up and you can't take what if i told you i was there 0.98

00:26:19.640 like like yo don't hey make no mistake you got to put in fucking work yeah i'm saying once you 0.86

00:26:25.040 get to a spot where you you can kind of look around and say i i'm i'm semi-complacent with 0.97

00:26:29.680 what's going on in my life and i deserve this i owe it for me this is not make no mistake this

00:26:34.560 conversation is not telling you to take a pass and and uh take a break whenever you want no 0.76

00:26:39.140 fuck that you're gonna need to go through like a grind stage you're gonna have to work 0.99

00:26:41.820 to get your shit yeah but once you got your shit and you're pretty locked and loaded that's the 1.00

00:26:46.500 biggest thing like don't don't feel free like you owe anyone don't feel like you owe anyone anything 1.00

00:26:50.700 or that you need to grind for for every single dollar that comes your way for the rest of it

00:26:55.520 for the rest of your life and that's and that's been one of the biggest learnings for me like

00:26:58.680 i i you know i tell you this all the time i don't leave a single dollar on the table

00:27:03.980 if a brand if a brand hits me up and i don't have an ad for that week and they undershoot me and

00:27:08.540 they offer me a bag that's not large enough i'm generally i'm just out there every dollar if i 0.75

00:27:12.520 have to fly to indianapolis for 10k i'm gonna fucking fly like i grind grind grind and i don't

00:27:17.360 think i need to that's the thing and that's what the biggest the biggest study on this was done in 0.82

00:27:22.280 2010 a princeton study uh found that emotional well-being rises with increases in income but

00:27:28.180 the biggest gains come in earning up to 75 000 a year beyond that the increases were marginal

00:27:34.360 and so this was in 2010 and so obviously it's up near 100k now but basically it says like yo once

00:27:39.480 you start hitting that six finger range if you're one of those people that continues to just go 0.97

00:27:43.520 after money money money money money money at all costs so that you can buy fucking designers that 0.99

00:27:48.760 You can fly privates. 0.99

00:27:49.860 You could do all those things.

00:27:51.260 Chances are the time you're losing in doing that and the neglect you're giving to your family, to your loved ones, to all the other aspects of your life, drain more happiness than the extra dollars provide.

00:28:01.460 And so it's just something to think about.

00:28:03.120 I mean, we've definitely talked about this before, but it was just, you know, something my homie said.

00:28:06.500 Shout out, Patsy.

00:28:07.580 I hope you stop making so much money.

00:28:11.940 I don't know.

00:28:13.140 Or just, I don't know.

00:28:14.620 Keep laughing, bro.

00:28:15.460 getting my uh getting my director's hat back on tomorrow yeah that's exciting dude the kid

00:28:21.720 laroi up-and-coming artist up-and-coming hip-hop artist directing the music video for a song

00:28:26.480 called wrong and uh it's been a minute since i truly wore my director my especially my music

00:28:33.420 video director hat last time was for uh why don't we who i think are doing phenomenal

00:28:37.860 talk to those boys in a while because we're supposed to bring them on the show why so they

00:28:42.560 used to be conglomerated in house and now they're you know adults because people grow up and so they

00:28:48.400 got different houses some of them live together some don't and uh i think quarantine hasn't helped

00:28:54.400 our interaction with them either because we don't see them out or it's not it's not is moving out uh

00:29:00.180 of like your friend's house like the key metric for adulthood is that what you're trying to say

00:29:05.640 to me right now like oh oh i was looking right at you you're like i mean they're just not you 0.99

00:29:11.280 no little childish immature loser bitch asses anymore who live with their friends so i mean 0.99

00:29:16.160 no no no i'm just playing the day you move out i'm gonna cry i am too and that's why i've been 0.99

00:29:21.140 trying to avoid it i have people that are telling me that i have to fucking do it right now and i 0.90

00:29:26.440 refuse to fucking do it but yo i i yeah i got involved in this i wrote the treatment the 0.97

00:29:31.320 breakdown spent hours yep hours on end you know trying to be creative and by the way the concept 0.97

00:29:36.380 I think is very good, but it reminded me

00:29:38.840 really how difficult

00:29:41.060 it is to direct.

00:29:43.200 Truly to sink your teeth

00:29:44.720 into directing projects.

00:29:47.320 I'll pat myself on the back.

00:29:48.760 I'm pretty good at it, but

00:29:50.560 it does sometimes feel like work.

00:29:52.980 Shout out to all the directors on the planet.

00:29:55.280 The problems that have

00:29:56.700 arisen in the past 24 hours.

00:29:58.680 What's the biggest obstacle you're up against?

00:30:00.860 AJ!

00:30:01.980 Dude, how weird is this that you

00:30:04.620 just keep getting slammed?

00:30:05.860 yeah so it's been a tough two weeks for you man so just just i broke my wrist and my ankle so i

00:30:11.720 can't really walk around set um you know going through some things privately with josie but you

00:30:17.080 know we're in the midst of it and we're figuring it out she's looking at me right now baby you're

00:30:21.000 so beautiful you know i'll send for you babe like i'll send for you and uh i'd say probably the

00:30:25.680 biggest one is that you know we're less than 12 hours away from shooting about we don't have a 0.98

00:30:29.820 a lead librarian because because Amara was supposed to do it.

00:30:35.040 But then she got to fight with Mike, which directly correlates to the

00:30:38.000 relationship with me.

00:30:39.240 And so I don't know if Lana Rhodes is going to star in the Killaroy 0.90

00:30:41.360 music video and we don't have a replacement. 0.62

00:30:43.920 But at least everything's good with Mosey, right? 0.93

00:30:50.260 Well, that's the thing. 0.98

00:30:51.260 What?

00:30:51.560 What do you mean?

00:30:52.100 I don't know.

00:30:52.860 I woke up this morning.

00:30:54.140 Little Mosey arrested, felony gun possession, which is tricky because

00:30:57.920 he's a feature on the song.

00:30:58.980 He's supposed to be in the video tomorrow

00:31:00.360 Which I don't think we can shoot him out if he's in jail

00:31:02.840 Shoot him out?

00:31:04.500 Yeah, it's a film term 0.99

00:31:06.140 That might be a good concept though

00:31:07.540 Just go into the

00:31:10.340 I don't know if the judicial system

00:31:13.640 Allows

00:31:14.600 Media inside their prison

00:31:17.600 Be a maverick, dude

00:31:20.540 Be a maverick 1.00

00:31:22.260 Be a fucking maverick 1.00

00:31:23.660 He got bailed out, apparently he's good 1.00

00:31:25.660 He's good for now

00:31:27.600 We're going to get him the music video

00:31:29.000 Then he's going to deal with whatever he's got to deal with 0.67

00:31:31.720 Hopefully one of his homies take the fall 0.53

00:31:33.040 I know Mosey would never 1.00

00:31:34.260 Come on, that's Lil Mosey 0.99

00:31:37.240 He would never, bro 0.99

00:31:39.560 So yeah, we're going to kill it tomorrow 1.00

00:31:40.800 Kill it? 1.00

00:31:43.360 You're the one making the connection 0.99

00:31:44.800 I'm using simple American slang

00:31:48.240 Signified camaraderie

00:31:50.520 You guys are going to shoot a great music video

00:31:51.900 That's for sure

00:31:52.380 Well dude, you're one of the best at running and gunning

00:31:54.780 You'll pull it off, dude

00:31:56.100 you know just just make sure you're fully loaded and you know ready to ready to pop off dude we 0.86

00:32:01.980 we went out this week yeah do you remember that do i remember of course i fucking remember i put 0.71

00:32:07.920 out a very important tweet after that that said life stops when boys nights stop and boys nights 0.72

00:32:15.040 have been stopped for a while it is had it has been a while since we have had a proper a boys

00:32:21.540 night yeah we had a very proper boys night it was good you harry jowsey shout out harry jowsey

00:32:27.120 yeah his boy christian his boy christian yeah it was good just a couple couple dudes you know

00:32:32.120 taller than six feet eating steak and drinking a little bit i drank sure i drank we look like a 0.99

00:32:36.960 football basketball team when we walk in the bitch like harry's harry's six five you're i'm six three 0.99

00:32:41.740 you're like five eleven it's it's it's a fucking it's a pretty tight why he shaved three inches 1.00

00:32:48.840 uh but yeah i i drank uh and i ended up throwing up on the side of the highway like yeah 0.99

00:32:57.240 i was that guy i was that guy you can't hang no no no you have to understand what happened here

00:33:04.280 so we so we went to this day if you're partying with harry jowes you're gonna have a hard time

00:33:07.140 that's what it was okay that's what it was so we went to this dinner and me and me and him are

00:33:10.600 like me and logan are for lack of a better term domesticated animals at this point you have

00:33:15.360 girlfriends you a girl comes out if a shirt gets raised too high i block it out i don't see any 1.00

00:33:21.940 bitches i'm blind i'm blind dms come through they i have a new folder called trash if any girl dms 1.00

00:33:29.360 me even if it's just even if it's my mom yeah straight to the trash folder back to general 0.99

00:33:33.760 blinders on don't want to see you it's all i see tunnel vision for my girl bro i'll simp for you

00:33:38.740 babe facts so we go out with harry jousey who is the exact opposite of that oh the exact opposite 1.00

00:33:46.940 you have a vagina i'm in it i'm in it you have a vagina i was gonna say even if you even if you 1.00

00:33:53.380 don't have legs around the vagina like he's in it bro he doesn't fucking give a shit so there's so 1.00

00:33:58.260 there's a little bit of a contrast so we go to this dinner and uh sober 2020 i'm sitting there 1.00

00:34:03.440 watching these guys get it started and i'm eating my steak because that's kind of my my my crush

00:34:07.280 right now is my food so i'm eating i'm eating he's harry starts ordering drinks now logan gets

00:34:12.720 his first red bull vodka what he likes to do with his first one to three drinks is i wouldn't even

00:34:18.240 call it chug it's more of uh absorb them he he sticks a straw in the glass and just simply

00:34:24.340 absorbs the drink so within a second it is absolutely gone it disappears so he has about

00:34:28.620 three red bull vodkas and then they start the shots and i see him just keep doing these another

00:34:32.380 one another one people are sending shots over ghost of the gram sense all these people are

00:34:36.460 sending shots over i'm looking at logan i'm like dude this kid don't got the tolerance but how

00:34:39.940 many but hold on how many shots did i real realistically take my guess is that night

00:34:45.740 you probably took between 15 and 20 shots of vodka yes you did throughout the course of the

00:34:53.420 night you bro see here's the reason why you're shaking your head you don't remember you bro

00:34:58.540 trust me trust me end of the end of dinner how many shots i five okay okay so there we

00:35:04.540 By end of dinner, here's where things start getting hazy for you.

00:35:09.800 Do you remember shotgunning a white claw?

00:35:11.940 Yeah, I bet you've done that.

00:35:13.200 This kid literally pops a white claw.

00:35:17.280 No, they do it for him.

00:35:18.260 They give him a white claw shotgun style.

00:35:19.720 No, he looks at me, he goes, how do I do this?

00:35:22.480 I've never shotgunned anything before.

00:35:23.740 I go, bro, put it in your mouth, pop the thing, and let it go.

00:35:27.020 And he goes, he pops in, he goes.

00:35:32.200 I go, that's not how you do it, bro.

00:35:33.980 Because I can't chug

00:35:35.140 I can't chug

00:35:35.960 So is beer

00:35:36.800 Yes he can't shotgun

00:35:38.100 He can't bro

00:35:39.000 He couldn't do it

00:35:39.880 I'll do it on the show live

00:35:41.000 I'm the best shotgun in this house

00:35:41.880 Hey can we give him a beer?

00:35:43.800 Yeah alright so in the meantime

00:35:44.860 Let's grab him

00:35:45.380 We don't have any cans

00:35:46.200 Alright whatever

00:35:46.920 I can't

00:35:47.800 Dude it's carbonated

00:35:48.920 How does any person do that?

00:35:50.580 It's easy once you learn how to do it 0.97

00:35:52.280 It's very fucking simple 0.95

00:35:53.100 Yeah if you're not you 0.97

00:35:54.180 It's so much easier

00:35:54.880 I could probably do it with a Sprite

00:35:56.220 I forgot about that

00:35:57.280 The Harry's house pit stop

00:35:58.480 So we make the pit stop at Harry's

00:35:59.700 Oh he grabbed his toaster

00:36:00.980 And I said to Harry

00:36:02.360 You gotta bring your toaster

00:36:03.700 to the party otherwise i'm not going and these kids were so sloshed he brings his toaster to the

00:36:07.620 party by the way he just plugs it in at the hot house in the hollywood hills that were out he

00:36:10.980 plugs the toaster into the wall left it so they have a new toaster now he wakes up the next day

00:36:15.100 and shows me a picture of his counter with no toaster on it but we go we we go to this party

00:36:19.640 and uh i'm like watching this kid like continually fade and this is me and him at the party by the

00:36:25.060 we're the only two dudes at the party like yo don't like no girls could come within feet of us 0.98

00:36:35.220 bro like i'm this is us dude stay away stay away all fucking times don't talk to me kadabra these 1.00

00:36:41.000 bitches straight up bro with like a magic wand they fizzle so we leave the party disappear we 1.00

00:36:45.740 leave the party it's like 3 a.m nothing good happens after 3 a.m nothing good happens after 1.00

00:36:50.020 3 a.m that's when all the fucking fucked up shit starts happening so we go we get in the uber and 0.99

00:36:53.900 We're driving home. 1.00

00:36:54.620 We're on the 405.

00:36:55.720 We go over to the 101.

00:36:57.380 Everything's good.

00:36:58.480 Logan's what he calls collecting.

00:36:59.980 He's taking a little bit of a nap ski on the way home.

00:37:02.080 He's a tired boy. 1.00

00:37:03.160 He works his ass off, and he is trash. 1.00

00:37:05.220 So he's sleeping it off. 0.99

00:37:06.680 I'm on Instagram just scrolling, and I feel a light tap on my arm.

00:37:11.680 And I look over, and he goes, he goes, like this.

00:37:17.560 It was just like that.

00:37:19.100 And I knew that that thumb meant, yo, get this thing over to the side of the road ASAP.

00:37:22.880 And our driver was this really like he was burly, burly man with a beard that was more of a neck beard because his neck and his face weren't clearly defined.

00:37:35.360 Like where the next stop and I'm looking at him and this dude, this dude, first of all, I had to yell at him because he wouldn't go the speed limit.

00:37:42.020 We're in a Prius.

00:37:43.100 He was on a 35 road.

00:37:44.860 He's going 22. 1.00

00:37:45.580 I go, bro, I don't mean to be a dick, but you got to get the speed up on this fucking thing. 0.99

00:37:49.060 So I'd already had an altercation with him. 0.99

00:37:50.540 We weren't friends.

00:37:51.180 and he gives me the signal and i go dude i need you to pull over right now he goes there are cars 0.97

00:37:57.880 on the right then left of me i can't i go bro i don't pull the fucking car so he pulls over 0.97

00:38:01.760 he gets out sits on the hill for like 15 minutes just just just yakking just yeah violent uh it 0.97

00:38:08.260 wasn't violent but it was so necessary it was one of the ones where it had to happen then you're

00:38:12.180 immediately rejuvenated yeah uh i will say i gotta pat myself on the back i'm never and have never

00:38:19.220 been the dude to throw up in the car that great job in the uber like i'm like i'm always put

00:38:24.660 together enough to go yo i'm gonna do it and then the key a lot of people don't do this when you

00:38:29.640 know you're gonna throw up in through the nose out through the mouth does that delay it if you

00:38:37.000 you can stall yourself about 30 seconds if you really focus right here you go

00:38:41.680 and just focus on not throwing up in that uber because that's an expensive fee and 250 to 300

00:38:50.360 bucks and so the guy comes up to me he goes i i thought he was going to be really pissed off

00:38:54.740 because we're sitting on the side of the highway which is dangerous he's got his blinkers on his

00:38:57.960 little prius and we're sitting there and he goes hey i must say thank you so much for having me

00:39:02.460 pull over some girl last month pukes all over my car the next week another girl pees all over my

00:39:06.960 call so i was like i was like no problem man i got you so he he was so happy and he started 0.94

00:39:11.540 giving logan would you like some water for your mouth or maybe just your hands i'm just yakking

00:39:15.100 and i'm like yo i know my boy mike got my back literally he's behind me and then i look also

00:39:18.940 and the burley uber drivers out of the car you want some water i'm like you're my best friend

00:39:23.380 he goes he goes he goes it is okay you got out of my car and we are okay because of that and so

00:39:28.460 then we so we drive home we get to the house to the gate we get to the gate and i'm like all right

00:39:34.300 let's get this kid inside. He sits

00:39:36.460 on the curb outside the house. I'm like, bro,

00:39:38.580 we are... No, at this point, you

00:39:40.420 weren't barfing anymore. You're just sitting there. No, because I was

00:39:42.400 going to. Oh, you are. Yeah.

00:39:43.960 I don't know what it was.

00:39:46.180 I talked to Josie. I think I got to stop mixing

00:39:48.580 vodka and tequila.

00:39:50.960 Oh, yeah, that's bad.

00:39:51.960 No, mixing's never good. Definitely don't do that.

00:39:54.480 Number two, probably just don't drink as much.

00:39:56.500 It's all poison. Probably don't drink in

00:39:58.400 general. Like, I was...

00:40:00.420 No, I was out of commission the next day.

00:40:02.380 the whole day. I was in bed until like four or five.

00:40:04.760 What am I doing?

00:40:06.300 Here's the issue. Most people can

00:40:08.620 have a drink. I think there's just a study came out

00:40:10.700 that lowered it from two drinks a day for

00:40:12.500 a man. One drink a day. It's safe.

00:40:14.600 It's good. It's fine. You'll be all right.

00:40:16.320 Don't do a hundred. I binge drink

00:40:18.780 is what they call it. You have no chill

00:40:20.760 at all. It's all right to just chill

00:40:22.560 and sip a beer. I had a beer yesterday. It was really nice.

00:40:25.020 Just one. Guess what?

00:40:27.720 That's not us, man.

00:40:28.820 We're not able. It's not that we don't want.

00:40:30.780 You can't control yourself? Yes. That's correct.

00:40:32.380 that's easy i i'm gonna tell you a secret right now i've got a bit of an addictive personality

00:40:37.920 man i'm not good at that kind of stuff so i took 2020 off and it has been the best year of my 0.90

00:40:43.960 entire life crazy imagine this for a second 2020 has been the best year of my entire fucking life 0.88

00:40:49.380 i talked to the guy at the restaurant i talked i talked to him i was like he kept asking me oh 0.97

00:40:53.360 how come you're not doing shots with your boys i was like i took a year off and i recommend one

00:40:58.260 year especially to people in their their mid to late 20s take a year off are you gave you gave

00:41:04.240 this advice to harry too to harry jowsey yeah you were preaching to harry i i assure you that

00:41:10.620 the quality of your work and your workflow and the good and beneficial stuff that you do over

00:41:20.980 the course of one year of not drinking and not drugging will be enough to set you up for a 0.85

00:41:26.420 positive trajectory for the next decade i i am dead fucking serious bro like like it puts a rocket 0.88

00:41:33.000 booster under whatever you're already doing you are fully focused fully committed every single 0.86

00:41:38.740 day there are no days where you wake up and you're like wow i actually can't do anything today because

00:41:42.240 i'm hung over sure there are no mistakes you don't make mistakes because you are on top of things you

00:41:47.500 are in your right frame of mind at all times you're not out eating fast food you're not partying 0.92

00:41:53.080 you're not doing all that dumb shit so it depends on what you want some people want to party they 0.99

00:41:56.260 want to eat fast food to those people keep it fucking going yeah but if you want to if you want 0.99

00:42:01.980 to be successful in life and you want to do something over the course of 365 days that will 0.80

00:42:07.100 change your life and truly make you all you can be pick one year off one full year off from

00:42:14.640 everything from all the drinks all the drugs and just see what happens and then and then message 0.89

00:42:17.920 me after a year and just tell me i'm right tell me i'm fucking right that's all you're gonna do 0.97

00:42:21.880 i broke 0.93

00:42:24.060 on your drinking thing yeah it's all right dude like sober 2020 about halfway through

00:42:30.400 turned into not not always sober 2020 yeah it's hard with everything going on i just didn't know

00:42:36.980 we were gonna be locked in our houses for the entire year unable to do anything yeah see but

00:42:42.480 you couldn't expect that and then sometimes the rules got to change mid-game you know for me it

00:42:47.280 was at the beginning as soon as i was like oh we're gonna be locked in the house for every

00:42:51.360 single day for the next six months i was like i'm gonna go have a drink how much how much longer

00:42:55.520 do you think until we're uh out of quarantine it's gotta be what another couple couple weeks

00:43:01.900 right no i mean dude who knows that we ever are we ever i'm done for the rest of our life who 0.85

00:43:07.460 fucking knows who knows what happens you know what i'm saying i i don't know i don't have the 0.93

00:43:12.420 answers to those questions there's gonna be a baby boom there's gonna be a baby boom on god 0.99

00:43:16.720 Quarantine babies 0.81

00:43:17.800 COVID babies 0.81

00:43:19.140 You know what I'm saying

00:43:19.900 Bro when people are bored 1.00

00:43:21.180 They just fuck 1.00

00:43:21.860 I'd say like rabbits 1.00

00:43:22.640 Like Flemish hair 0.81

00:43:23.540 Yeah

00:43:24.540 Can you imagine

00:43:26.260 What you would have

00:43:26.920 Gotten done this year

00:43:27.720 If you had stuck

00:43:28.340 To your game plan

00:43:29.060 You may not think of it

00:43:31.700 You may not think of it

00:43:32.720 But I'm telling you

00:43:33.540 If you had those

00:43:34.260 42 days back

00:43:35.900 That you spent

00:43:36.280 42

00:43:36.880 I'm polite

00:43:37.940 If you had those

00:43:38.820 He's drank like

00:43:40.240 Intensely

00:43:42.020 Not even intensely

00:43:42.700 You've had like

00:43:43.420 Probably two nights out

00:43:44.580 A month maybe

00:43:46.000 I was going to say, I'm probably only like 10 nights.

00:43:48.140 Oh, 10 nights. 0.97

00:43:48.800 Oh, yeah, I'm like 10 nights of like proper fuckery.

00:43:52.540 You guys both did a great job of changing your relationship with alcohol. 0.87

00:43:55.000 Mike, clearly, if you had to cut it out, that's good.

00:43:57.600 But Logan, you just absolutely changed, too.

00:44:00.260 There was a lot of partying going on last year.

00:44:02.160 Dude, I was trying to explain that to Harry the other night.

00:44:04.360 I was like, and obviously, you know, I'm just going to be careful how I say it. 0.86

00:44:09.580 But we sucked last year. 0.51

00:44:11.100 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:44:11.580 We were fucking sucked. 0.99

00:44:12.560 And like this year, it's crazy to see the amount of growth that has happened. 1.00

00:44:15.280 When you give that kind of shit up 0.99

00:44:17.580 Relationships help too 0.99

00:44:19.060 In a massive way

00:44:20.840 Remember

00:44:22.360 8 months ago I said 0.78

00:44:25.480 2020 is the year of the girlfriend 0.94

00:44:27.480 I remember it 0.99

00:44:28.680 Guys

00:44:29.460 Ask me a question

00:44:32.200 I'll tell you what's going to happen in your life

00:44:33.520 What am I doing this Thursday

00:44:35.900 Rich

00:44:36.360 That's your answer

00:44:39.160 My dad has a kidney stone

00:44:41.820 Will he pass it

00:44:42.840 This one's going to hurt him badly 0.99

00:44:45.260 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.99

00:44:46.100 I had a couple of those, Mike. 0.99

00:44:47.680 They told me to drink celery water

00:44:49.940 and a whole bunch of Coca-Colas

00:44:51.320 and jump up and down.

00:44:53.280 Didn't do anything.

00:44:54.400 One of the Dobry brothers

00:44:57.800 asked me if I wanted to do a collab

00:44:59.420 with him and his girlfriend.

00:45:00.360 Am I going to do it?

00:45:01.720 No. 1.00

00:45:02.940 What the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:45:03.920 No, you're not. 1.00

00:45:04.620 One of them reached out to me

00:45:06.100 and asked me if they could

00:45:07.920 break into my house or something for a vlog.

00:45:10.100 Well, I get that, but I mean...

00:45:11.440 I've yet to respond.

00:45:12.880 You know, I'm a big collaborer,

00:45:14.020 so I...

00:45:14.560 Maybe I should do it, too.

00:45:16.600 I haven't responded yet.

00:45:17.860 They'll probably see this first.

00:45:20.160 Maybe.

00:45:21.720 I don't know.

00:45:22.880 If you say you're going to put a poll on the screen,

00:45:25.080 will you put the poll on the screen?

00:45:26.220 No, we never do.

00:45:27.040 If you haven't caught on yet,

00:45:28.680 every time we say we're going to give you guys a poll,

00:45:30.580 we never, ever give you a poll.

00:45:33.280 What else is going on?

00:45:34.760 I got something big.

00:45:35.840 Oh, go ahead.

00:45:36.420 It's huge.

00:45:38.360 Eight feet tall, 24 feet long.

00:45:40.180 That's what's happening Thursday

00:45:41.120 when you said I'm going to be wealthy and rich.

00:45:42.640 painting, guys. I'm doing it.

00:45:45.100 I know I've told you about it. I know I've told you about it.

00:45:46.920 It's happening. What are you going to do?

00:45:49.440 This little pattern I've been doing,

00:45:51.080 you can see it on my Instagram, but it's just

00:45:52.760 three colors going over and over

00:45:55.060 and over again and a massive canvas.

00:45:56.980 Sounds exhilarating. It's going to be a

00:45:58.980 marathon live stream. You can find it on my

00:46:00.860 YouTube channel, that's for sure. Are you worried

00:46:02.780 about what people say,

00:46:04.300 that idea of it's about

00:46:06.800 as fun as watching paint dry? I love

00:46:09.000 it. I hope to bore everyone

00:46:11.100 halfway to death with this thing.

00:46:12.880 I'm not doing it for anyone.

00:46:14.180 This is me running a marathon without any training.

00:46:16.840 No, I know.

00:46:17.260 It's a joke.

00:46:17.820 Of course.

00:46:18.760 No, bro.

00:46:19.320 I watch paint dry.

00:46:20.420 It's pretty boring, but it's good meditation.

00:46:22.280 You do not watch paint dry.

00:46:24.000 Yes, I do.

00:46:24.660 No, you don't.

00:46:25.600 What do you mean?

00:46:26.160 When I'm painting, what am I doing

00:46:27.220 when I'm looking at the painting?

00:46:28.520 I'm watching paint dry.

00:46:30.220 But have you ever found yourself literally

00:46:32.040 just like intently going, yeah, there it goes.

00:46:35.880 Watching it in the sun, probably.

00:46:38.060 Bro, if you were zooted enough 0.99

00:46:39.560 awesome fucking wiley weed no dude you would stare at a painting on the paint fumes alone 0.99

00:46:44.800 one time i painted my dad's garage and it was like a lot of spray paint and i completely forgot about 0.99

00:46:49.680 you know wearing a mask oh so you basically huffed and you got i was i was so out of my gourd just

00:46:56.400 accidentally huffing spray paint i was looking i was definitely standing there for probably

00:47:00.280 four hours just like this watching the paint dry for sure so do you are you an artist just as an

00:47:06.080 excuse to get high on on paint fumes and that's why i brought you guys here today i need you to

00:47:11.200 have an intervention with me hell no why not because that's like terrible for you one and

00:47:16.580 no i don't have paint for the intent of huffing paint i started wearing a mask i started not or

00:47:22.660 opening the windows you know putting a fan on yeah you have i never done with it i never done

00:47:28.220 i didn't even know what whippets were until then it's it it's it's new it's popular now like no

00:47:33.840 Whippet's been around forever, even since my days, well before that.

00:47:36.860 But in L.A., they're very popular.

00:47:38.440 They've become streamlined.

00:47:40.460 Isn't that straight to the brain?

00:47:41.900 Yeah, it's so weird because you'll have never been to L.A. before,

00:47:46.320 and you'll go to one of these parties in the hills,

00:47:48.520 and you'll walk into the room, and obviously, in my days,

00:47:51.240 when you'd walk into a party, there would be white lines and residue on the counter.

00:47:54.120 Now you walk in, and you see all these little metal canisters on the ground.

00:47:57.520 That's what I saw.

00:47:57.940 All over the ground.

00:47:58.640 Yeah, it's so weird.

00:47:59.360 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:48:00.340 Are you in the back there, David, the German videographer?

00:48:01.980 If you played, like, Airsoft, they look like the CO2 from, like, Airsoft. 0.99

00:48:05.080 And you're like, why is this, what is all this shit? 0.98

00:48:06.580 Why are there cannons? 0.99

00:48:07.180 Like, I've literally gone into rooms, and so many canisters in the ground that you can't even stand off.

00:48:11.300 Bro, look, look.

00:48:12.280 See, I'm a young, innocent lad, so when I saw this for the first time, where drugs usually are, I said, I'm confused now.

00:48:19.060 I see CO2 canisters for Airsoft gun and a whipped cream charger?

00:48:22.700 So weird.

00:48:23.480 Drugs in LA or something like that and, like, GHB? 1.00

00:48:26.160 Bro, look at this fucking guy. 1.00

00:48:28.040 I do just, I feel like that goes like just bubbles to your brain right away. 1.00

00:48:32.660 Oh no, this can't be good for you.

00:48:34.960 His habit of huffing 75 battles.

00:48:36.840 Oh my God.

00:48:38.020 Yeah.

00:48:38.300 Is whippet inhalant abuse on the rise?

00:48:40.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:40.360 Don't do whippets guys. 1.00

00:48:41.600 Don't just not. 1.00

00:48:42.160 Inhalants are so bad for your brain.

00:48:44.260 So bad for your brain.

00:48:45.740 Most things, some people are not turned off at all by, by the idea of the drug or the

00:48:52.220 thing you're doing going directly to your brain.

00:48:53.920 it's why i actually don't do a lot of uh popular la drugs is because when i see like this or even

00:49:00.840 cocaine like the thought of it like the like directly to my brainal cavity brainal cavity

00:49:05.880 terrifies me yeah like i get turned off even before the drug i'm like no why would i do that 0.99

00:49:10.920 if you don't have if you turn into a vegetable you're fucked yeah i mean you saw my brain you're 0.99

00:49:15.880 almost there your brain scan came back with some interesting uh results it wasn't that it wasn't 0.99

00:49:21.740 that bad i'll send you the thing um but it wasn't it wasn't all that bad i was actually surprised

00:49:27.120 they said it i had what mirrored cte in a veteran football player so not great it's not great but i

00:49:33.820 thought there was going to be like these massive gaping holes from mdma and and all that kind of

00:49:38.740 stuff and actually it wasn't too bad and there's and there are ways to fix it i know when you did

00:49:41.780 your brain scan you then started doing the oxygen therapy right high high high hyper what's it

00:49:48.820 hyperbaric oxygen chamber so they want me to do that and they said that that can start to reverse

00:49:53.580 that that damage to the brain but really people just people just um there's a lot of people out

00:50:00.020 there who want to have fun and that's it and that's all they want to do with their life and

00:50:04.120 and and a lot of times that's how uh experimentation and then addiction and drugs starts people are

00:50:11.220 like oh i just wanted to have fun and they know the risks they know the consequences but they

00:50:16.480 prioritize the fun and it's a really dangerous juggling act that exists for experimenters and

00:50:23.440 and people that are in active addiction because you know you are doing really heavy damage to 0.98

00:50:28.340 your brain you know and so it's good that you recognize that didn't start fucking snipping 0.96

00:50:32.180 whipped cream cans you know yeah i've just always been even like when we were coming up in high 0.99

00:50:37.960 school i was the last one to do everything i was the last one to smoke i was the last one to drink

00:50:41.680 i was just like like you i'm a logical guy even like the things that make no fucking sense i try

00:50:47.400 like i focus more on logos than ethos right logic rather than emotion and when i was growing up i 0.57

00:50:53.900 just didn't i did like the dare programs kind of worked on me that's good scared just it was like 0.99

00:50:59.520 okay the okay just simple okay so drugs make you a fucking moron maybe temporarily but if you do 0.99

00:51:06.200 them long enough possibly with some real life repercussions that are long lasting so okay check 1.00

00:51:12.200 it if i just like don't do them i probably don't have to worry about me being an idiot for the rest

00:51:18.180 of my life it helps but then you got the people that want to experiment they're like then they're

00:51:21.680 like which then i turn into right which then i turn into a little bit like i was like oh i gotta

00:51:25.320 i gotta i gotta see but i'm not out here just like slanging it back every weekend you know i'm

00:51:30.000 very particular with what you do my timing and what i do but again it goes back to you guys have

00:51:35.400 plans for like your future and you have things you want to do and accomplish and you can't have

00:51:39.180 a mush brain and accomplish the things you want to accomplish sort of not even that though like 0.99

00:51:44.320 it is yeah but how easy is it to just make the decision like i don't want to be a dumbass forever 0.98

00:51:51.620 like i need my brain intact we've talked about this at length obviously on my episode as well

00:51:56.800 as other episodes and there is a massive correlation between drug use and pre-existing

00:52:02.920 mental illness pre-existing self-esteem issues pre pre-existing confidence or or body dysmorphic

00:52:10.080 or whatever issues yeah logan is a extremely headstrong individual focused goal-oriented

00:52:16.620 go-getter entrepreneur he knows exactly what he wants from life and he's going to go get it

00:52:21.720 that is rare very rare there's a lot of people on this planet who wake up every day depressed sad

00:52:29.860 unsure not confident in themselves uh with low self-esteem low low uh image of themselves i know

00:52:37.020 because i've been there and drugs have always been the go-to means of making yourself feel better

00:52:43.360 when you've exhausted other options or haven't exhausted other options and so you know unfortunately

00:52:48.500 as long as there continues to be mental illness or um you know lack of of health on the mental

00:52:56.940 and emotional front there will be ways to then deal with that chemical escape escape what if 0.97

00:53:03.160 what if uh in a crazy turn of events although we've talked a lot of shit about the potential 0.90

00:53:08.900 dangers of what vr could become virtual reality becomes a healthier escape for people who are

00:53:14.060 struggling be amazing you know what i'm saying that's incredible yeah i wonder if that has its

00:53:19.140 implications i think as we're seeing not just vr but also other safer means to meditation exactly

00:53:27.340 breathing yeah but whether to escape or to correct because those are your two options at the end of

00:53:32.680 the day right you've got an issue you can either run it's fight or flight it comes right back down 0.98

00:53:36.120 to fight or flight you're either going to show up fix the fucking problem or you're going to run 0.99

00:53:40.080 your ass off to get away from it right and so and so as we continue to evolve scientifically 0.99

00:53:45.280 i think we're coming up with more ways to either correct the problem or or you know fix fix the 0.79

00:53:50.800 issue at hand without making people resort to drugs and alcohol and so like whether it's vr

00:53:55.940 whether it's uh meditation breathing or you know whatever whatever comes down the line i think we're

00:54:00.800 moving in the right direction the hard part with those is it's not as simple vr might be as simple

00:54:04.700 meditation isn't as easy as just so smoking a joint and drinking a beer but it's equally it's

00:54:10.040 weird that it's equally if not more effective absolutely without the side effects obviously

00:54:14.340 I've talked to so many people that have said that, uh, that their, uh, meditation rivals their last

00:54:21.480 acid trip. Incredible. Good for them, but they probably took them a little while to get into

00:54:26.320 that. Right. So how, you know, how do you balance the easy way versus the hard way and know that

00:54:32.360 the hard way might get you the results you want or the easy way, which is going to take you away

00:54:36.040 from your problems and you don't have to do anything other than sit there. I mean, people

00:54:41.600 are always going to take the easy way. You know, as Americans

00:54:43.580 we're obsessed with the fucking easy way. How can we change? We got to 0.99

00:54:45.600 change that. We can do that. Take the

00:54:47.640 hard way. The scenic route is more beautiful.

00:54:49.780 Trust me. Well, as I always said, there's no

00:54:51.420 such thing as shortcuts in life, right? And

00:54:53.400 if you do take shortcuts, it's, you know,

00:54:55.400 you're generally going to trip and fall like Logan did

00:54:57.480 over that cattle. You know what I'm saying?

00:54:59.560 Don't do it. Don't chase

00:55:01.720 cattle. Take the long paved route

00:55:03.480 of life. Yeah, it might be a bit easier

00:55:05.760 and less dangerous. Like, honestly,

00:55:07.420 I said this to you today on

00:55:09.500 the phone after i left a very stressful encounter with with someone i called you and i said bro

00:55:14.340 if something or someone fucks with my happiness right now they are gone it is the only thing i

00:55:21.060 care about if someone called me tomorrow and they were like yo right now red pill a billion dollars 0.99

00:55:26.060 cash blue pill no money but guaranteed happiness for the rest of your life i wouldn't even fucking 0.76

00:55:31.980 pause for a second before i took the happiness just like gary v said dude money doesn't equate 0.85

00:55:37.200 to happiness so whatever you're doing to make you happy if that right there make jake happy then i'm 0.99

00:55:41.420 fucking happy for it i'm happy that he fucking did it how much money to cut your tongue out 0.99

00:55:45.560 full just out oh shit i know the impulsive viewers would love that yeah you know how much 1.00

00:55:50.880 to talk uh i would say uh like real like really percent full on uh i'll go halfway i'll go halfway 0.99

00:55:58.220 oh half half yeah sure i saw an american horror story just got me thinking how much would i do

00:56:02.480 that for no no amount no amount i don't think i could do it money for bodily harm not my thing

00:56:08.940 i'll do i'll do bodily harm you want you want to take off both index fingers let's talk let's talk 0.99

00:56:15.100 you want to take off a uh you know like a portion of one of my testicles let's talk about it you 1.00

00:56:21.780 give me a 2017 merch here for up 15 of one of my balls i'm there what about one thumb one thumb 1.00

00:56:28.200 On your dominant hand 0.99

00:56:29.540 Dominant hand one thumb

00:56:31.360 How much that thumb costs

00:56:33.320 Think about it

00:56:34.060 Like how much of your body parts worth to you

00:56:35.700 100 mil 1.00

00:56:36.220 Holy shit 1.00

00:56:37.760 You think this fucking little thumb 1.00

00:56:40.500 Is worth a hundred million dollars 1.00

00:56:42.480 A hundred million bucks

00:56:43.340 You wanna know why

00:56:45.400 Yeah please

00:56:47.220 I'm gonna get a hundred mil anyways

00:56:49.040 Guaranteed

00:56:49.900 Guaranteed

00:56:50.560 Every time I set a figure for the year

00:56:52.100 I get it

00:56:52.520 I'm already early for this year

00:56:53.900 So I'm gonna get it anyways

00:56:54.760 This is my working thumb

00:56:55.960 This is the thumb I send you

00:56:57.240 Oh that's your scroll

00:56:58.000 This is the thumb I send emails with.

00:56:59.320 That's your swipe right thumb. 0.99

00:57:00.000 This is the thumb I double tap motherfucking pictures on. 0.99

00:57:02.140 This is my work thumb. 0.99

00:57:03.580 You want to take this thumb?

00:57:04.560 I'll give it to you for a cool five and a half mil.

00:57:07.300 Oh, my God.

00:57:08.080 Five and a half mil.

00:57:08.880 You want the left thumb? 0.98

00:57:09.740 You can actually, you know, I'll fucking just take it. 0.99

00:57:11.600 I don't fucking need it, bro. 0.98

00:57:11.900 Mike, you know you're offending people with no thumbs right now. 0.98

00:57:14.220 Add them to the list.

00:57:15.120 Add them to the list.

00:57:16.300 Marginalized groups offended by Mike.

00:57:18.000 I bought my ranch. 0.71

00:57:19.560 Good job.

00:57:20.100 Congrats.

00:57:20.680 A while ago.

00:57:21.760 For a million and one dollars.

00:57:23.020 Yes.

00:57:23.920 And my dad calls me.

00:57:25.220 He'd say, Logie, how much would you be willing to sell this place for?

00:57:29.400 I go, Dad, why do you ask?

00:57:30.580 We're still in the midst of heavy renovations, trying to make it a super special property.

00:57:35.640 Why are you asking this question?

00:57:36.960 You know I love my ranch.

00:57:37.800 He goes, well, there's some people who have put in offers.

00:57:42.840 Interesting, because not for sale.

00:57:44.800 Like, no, no, not for sale.

00:57:46.980 But I had to come up with a number.

00:57:48.960 And the number I landed, I was like, $25 million.

00:57:50.980 I go, hold on a second.

00:57:52.980 I go, Dad, $25 million.

00:57:54.620 he goes wow you must really like it then i said yes absolutely no shot and even if someone offered

00:57:58.080 me that much money i'm not sure i would do it i'm just not done with that project in this phase of

00:58:01.740 my life yet but it was i noticed it was the first thing that i bought in my life where the return

00:58:08.280 on investment is positive two x a two x right at least because all the offers right now are like

00:58:14.420 two two and a half million dollars i bought it for a million and one if i spent another five

00:58:18.420 years in this property dude this place could be worth five to ten million like legitimately is

00:58:22.600 the last private property in the douches valley canyon what now douches the douches valley it's 0.74

00:58:30.060 douches oh i literally thought it was called the douches valley i could not think of a better place

00:58:34.060 for you to live no like for the love of god it's named douche valley valley logan paul lives in

00:58:39.800 douche valley i just i'm not so good at making solid investments trust me i know better than

00:58:44.760 yeah you're terrible can you imagine if you had put that million and one dollar on the day you

00:58:49.440 bought that into tesla what did it let's find out a lot of september something right no that was

00:58:55.100 when we were out there september last year when you buy oh bro you have a lot of it didn't 2x

00:58:58.900 though it didn't 2x no way no way dude oh yes tesla 2x from last november stop i'm not talking 0.97

00:59:05.740 about 2x i'm talking about it must be hard being elon musk when you're the shit like that what did 0.98

00:59:10.500 you when did you say the month was let's just say november november first three hundred dollars a 0.98

00:59:16.240 share, it's now worth

00:59:17.980 $2,000 a share. 0.97

00:59:22.160 Are you fucking kidding me? 0.98

00:59:24.580 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:59:25.600 But that's also like putting a million dollars in a Tesla.

00:59:27.880 Not a lot of people just like, oh yeah, let me just

00:59:29.620 put a million dollars in a Tesla.

00:59:31.840 Well, not a lot of people buy ranches in

00:59:33.580 Duchess Valley either.

00:59:34.760 Times 2,000, I'll do 2,100.

00:59:37.640 2,100 shares. I would have made

00:59:39.620 $6 million.

00:59:41.300 You bought a million dollar ranch and now you can

00:59:43.680 sell for 25.

00:59:44.260 five no no one's paying no one's gonna why memories the memories not yet you got to think

00:59:49.520 about the intrinsic value of the property where you are and what's around it no one else in the

00:59:53.420 world will ever have that you got to start marketing to like foreign billionaires because

00:59:57.180 that's a rare property yeah sure sure i we just got to sit on it for a minute you know what i'm

01:00:01.620 saying how do you transfer the memories though like through a usb i'm saying the people that

01:00:05.460 will live there in the future the memories they will make are extremely valuable and people will

01:00:11.640 We'll pay a pretty penny.

01:00:12.420 Could you be my realtor from now on?

01:00:14.000 Absolutely.

01:00:14.200 I need you to start selling any properties that I'm invested in, along with future memories.

01:00:18.140 Selling the dream.

01:00:18.540 And see how much they need.

01:00:19.280 That's how they sold Lake Havasu.

01:00:20.540 Do you know about this?

01:00:21.720 No.

01:00:21.860 I think Dan Pena talked about it.

01:00:23.120 He went to Lake Havasu.

01:00:24.000 I think it was Havasu in, where is that?

01:00:26.140 Arizona?

01:00:27.740 It's over that way. 0.99

01:00:28.480 The only thing I heard him say was that he would punch any person in the mouth that talked 1.00

01:00:31.900 shit to him ever. 1.00

01:00:32.680 Yep. 0.99

01:00:33.020 But all he said was like, look, in there, that's where you'll have your dock.

01:00:35.920 That's where you'll have your grass yard where your children can run around and play sports.

01:00:42.320 And over there, that's where you're going to have your man cave and all this.

01:00:45.700 So you'd sell people on the dream.

01:00:46.980 That was part of his real estate pitch.

01:00:48.300 That's great.

01:00:48.820 I mean, it's great.

01:00:49.940 Yeah, I'll do it.

01:00:50.840 We just got some commercialization to do that will really up the value of this place.

01:00:54.260 Point is, I'm not ready to sell it yet.

01:00:55.160 Just wait until you put the theme park in.

01:00:56.580 Oh, that's going to be sharp.

01:00:57.500 Yeah.

01:00:58.240 That's the value.

01:00:59.040 What is the melting pot of the United?

01:01:01.920 You already know, so don't answer.

01:01:02.980 What would you consider the melting pot of the world?

01:01:05.920 the United States 1.00

01:01:07.480 are you fucking crazy 1.00

01:01:10.460 he's not wrong 1.00

01:01:11.200 you know I love to go there

01:01:13.180 it's great

01:01:13.980 the melting pot of America

01:01:20.300 it's Los Angeles these days

01:01:21.440 could you just got the answer wrong

01:01:23.520 it would have helped my segment so much

01:01:24.960 long considered to be the melting pot of the world

01:01:27.780 is New York City

01:01:28.360 everyone thinks that the five boroughs

01:01:30.120 it's where people show up and everybody gets along with each other

01:01:32.380 it's considered the melting pot of the world

01:01:34.100 this morning in an effort to escape a fiery and depressing and sadness filled morning with my 0.99

01:01:42.720 with my sweet girlfriend who just hasn't been that sweet the past couple fucking days 0.89

01:01:46.920 we went on a bike ride through a place by the name of venice beach 0.94

01:01:51.500 what'd you see things i can't even begin to explain it's crazy there are things that 0.99

01:01:59.280 I have been to enough places, not all, but to enough to say that there is nowhere on this planet as fucking weird as Venice fucking beach. 0.88

01:02:10.660 Quite the eclectic area. 0.97

01:02:12.480 Yeah.

01:02:12.820 You're riding on a bike to the right of you.

01:02:15.420 There's a Ferris wheel and a roller coaster to the left of you.

01:02:18.680 Somehow a couple of college age dorm kids are ripping shoddies, but playing ping pong to the to the right of you. 0.89

01:02:24.640 There is a tent village filled with hippie drifters walking around saying, this is your dharma.

01:02:34.320 This is your dharma to each other. 0.94

01:02:36.940 You drive a little bit further. 1.00

01:02:39.140 There's a little girl riding one of those little fucking big wheels with a snow cone. 1.00

01:02:45.520 Then another, you know, girl goes by you with pink hair listening to girls just want to have fun. 1.00

01:02:51.540 Screaming.

01:02:51.940 Straight out of the 1970s.

01:02:53.340 Screaming it.

01:02:53.560 Might as well have been plucked from history

01:02:55.760 All of a sudden you're riding a skateboard

01:02:57.740 Shoots at you right there's a skate park

01:03:00.120 And Bob Marley's there

01:03:01.340 People working out, Muscle Beach 0.96

01:03:03.640 Big psychopaths

01:03:05.360 Gymnasts on the rings 1.00

01:03:06.680 Doing back flips

01:03:08.500 Everybody comes by with a speaker

01:03:11.280 There's gang members

01:03:12.740 What about the boxing team

01:03:15.080 And the 6 foot 6 gorilla

01:03:17.120 They're there too

01:03:18.340 Everybody that you can imagine

01:03:20.760 There's a man selling hot dogs 1.00

01:03:23.500 on sticks there's vietnam veterans tripping on acid bro it is the most insane fucking place 1.00

01:03:31.440 i have ever seen in my entire life and you you ride through it and here's me thinking like oh 0.99

01:03:37.500 my god like i'm totally like way too normal for this place and i look back and my girlfriend the

01:03:42.580 biggest porn star in the world is riding a beach cruiser babe i'm like we fit in perfectly this is 0.97

01:03:49.360 exactly where we fucking belong there's a scent too you smell it you know you can smell it 0.96

01:03:54.100 the venice scent i leave you leave and it stays with you but honestly like i was watching there 1.00

01:03:59.960 was a uh uh high impact training workout session going on come on girls get that ass jiggling 0.93

01:04:06.620 come on girls get going on a little grass thing and there's just a surfer dude baked out of his 1.00

01:04:13.100 mine 18 colors to 10 with a bong the size of my body just sitting in a fucking chair 0.99

01:04:19.740 and it's no one looks at him everybody's like this is normal this is norm everything 0.99

01:04:28.740 fucking goes there no no you want to know what i didn't see the whole time one police officer 0.97

01:04:34.340 not one i rode that entire fucking boardwalk bro from from santa monica to venice and when 0.99

01:04:40.840 you get to venice you're just like a free zone what is happening who are these people who are 0.96

01:04:46.680 these people they're just it's just crazy it's crazy how you can go two miles down the street

01:04:51.020 and you have santa monica which is the exact opposite to do it once yeah santa monica's classy

01:04:56.220 it starts to go family friendly family oriented they got the uh the rides and the games and the

01:05:02.500 shows there and it's crazy to imagine that some people grow up at this place some people grow up

01:05:08.560 In that chaos

01:05:09.080 Crazy

01:05:09.600 Bro do you know

01:05:10.240 One of the people 1.00

01:05:10.840 Who grew up in that shit 1.00

01:05:12.060 Who 1.00

01:05:12.380 This girl Josie

01:05:13.560 Josie

01:05:13.960 In Santa Monica right

01:05:15.920 Yeah

01:05:16.480 That's what I'm trying to say

01:05:17.460 I grew up in your own

01:05:18.680 Dog she grew up 1.00

01:05:20.500 Running around that

01:05:21.480 Can you imagine

01:05:22.880 Can you imagine

01:05:23.660 Dude when I was that age

01:05:24.780 Maybe we'd go to Taco Bell

01:05:26.360 And that'd be the thing

01:05:27.480 For the night

01:05:27.920 Right right

01:05:28.260 Dog

01:05:28.920 As a 13 year old

01:05:30.460 Like you know

01:05:31.360 Getting into the life

01:05:32.060 For the first time 1.00

01:05:32.660 And seeing the shit 1.00

01:05:33.500 That no human 1.00

01:05:34.500 Should ever see

01:05:35.400 It's crazy

01:05:36.600 Because it's like

01:05:37.320 It's a

01:05:38.280 a scale of the lowest levels of depression like like and sadness and like you feel all these

01:05:46.940 feelings as you ride by like i saw this one guy you know it's 110 degrees this weekend in la it's

01:05:52.580 been 110 degrees forever now and you see these people sleeping in the grass just with the sun

01:05:59.980 just beaming down on them they've got no hair left there you know la has a massive homeless

01:06:06.300 population and and california in general and i've always thought that it in a lot of ways has always

01:06:12.480 represented this place in your mind when you're a person who struggles with emotional or or problems

01:06:20.060 that seems like the place you want to go everybody wants to head west jim morrison said it better

01:06:24.660 than anybody you know you know there's no place like the west right and everybody's headed west

01:06:28.960 and i think so many people made that venture i want to be the next actor i want to be the next

01:06:34.260 this and i want to be the next that and so few of them actually made it happen rightfully so it's

01:06:40.740 hard to do and so you've just got this massive uh population i hate to make it such a sad thing

01:06:45.780 of broken dreams and la is such a in a lot of ways is a city of of broken dreams and you see a lot of

01:06:51.600 these people you know scattered around the boardwalk there as well but it's it's like this 0.76

01:06:55.980 massive contrast and you've got the asian people with the um with their ipads out you know posing 1.00

01:07:01.780 In full suits 1.00

01:07:03.000 Sir why are you wearing a full suit

01:07:05.440 It is 110 degrees out

01:07:07.560 With a palm tree in the background

01:07:09.540 You got people spray painting

01:07:10.700 It's just such a diverse and eclectic crowd

01:07:13.880 I just

01:07:14.400 I digress

01:07:15.880 If you're not from Los Angeles

01:07:19.260 And you plan on going to Venice Beach

01:07:20.920 Just put on bug spray before you do

01:07:23.200 If you also could wear a

01:07:27.300 Bulletproof vest I'd say

01:07:28.820 Teflon

01:07:30.520 anything that's like

01:07:31.860 it's like going to a circus

01:07:34.640 but a real life circus

01:07:35.840 it's not overly dangerous I never feel

01:07:38.380 scared

01:07:40.420 I mean you definitely have some people there that are 0.99

01:07:42.540 that are out of their fucking minds but they don't 0.99

01:07:44.540 they don't I think they've 1.00

01:07:45.740 learned to not you know threaten the tourists

01:07:48.400 but I saw Saucer Baron Cohen

01:07:50.400 filming Borat did you see that

01:07:52.280 he got sniped do you know this

01:07:54.200 sniped there's a Borat sequel coming

01:07:56.080 oh yeah I saw that ladies and gentlemen

01:07:57.940 ladies and gentlemen come on

01:08:00.160 So we've got to be on the lookout. 0.97

01:08:02.700 I mean, I guess.

01:08:03.340 Yeah, someone

01:08:04.560 Snapchatted him filming an episode

01:08:06.600 or what appeared to be him in his

01:08:09.000 Borat costume while a

01:08:11.140 pickup truck was being towed behind

01:08:12.900 the film van. I'm so sorry.

01:08:15.060 I just had to catch up on the NBA playoffs really quick.

01:08:16.920 I was looking for it. If there was

01:08:18.920 ever a time where we needed some Borat,

01:08:21.340 it's the time.

01:08:23.020 Thank you, Sasha, for your

01:08:24.840 virtue. What an incredible

01:08:26.920 man. How do you even

01:08:28.800 like prank people i don't know i don't know because because here's why as well everyone

01:08:32.080 knows everyone knows even the note boys i fear this is gonna happen with them like like they're

01:08:36.440 gonna reach a point where you're so recognizable if the person that you're pranking doesn't

01:08:41.000 recognize you someone will there's definitely a workaround but at what point does everyone know 0.99

01:08:45.680 borat is fucking with you like it's it's borat maybe you'd know right away because it's borat 0.86

01:08:50.820 but like when he did the political show and he had have people on i have no idea how they didn't 0.99

01:08:56.340 how would you ever find

01:08:57.960 maybe they just get the wrong lead 1.00

01:09:00.160 and the stupid people go 1.00

01:09:01.400 because that one guy had to leave his position 1.00

01:09:03.480 in government 1.00

01:09:04.400 he exposed the motherfuckers 1.00

01:09:06.920 oh yeah that's right 1.00

01:09:08.820 did he show his butt or something 0.99

01:09:10.820 something wild 0.99

01:09:13.180 I can't believe how he gets these people to do these things 1.00

01:09:15.760 he plays on their stupidity 1.00

01:09:17.160 we do it a lot too 1.00

01:09:18.320 play on people's ignorance

01:09:19.940 I think Clyde needs to make a comment

01:09:22.780 Clyde Daniels

01:09:23.520 But I mean, all the way and then all the way up to Flat Earth.

01:09:28.800 And I miss that.

01:09:31.080 I miss that.

01:09:31.960 I really do.

01:09:33.200 If there's one thing that's contributing to, you know, any kind, because I'm a happy person,

01:09:38.220 but to any kind of unhappiness I have, it's that we have not yet shot another Flat Earth.

01:09:43.500 It'll happen.

01:09:44.180 I'm looking, I'm developing new formats.

01:09:45.860 Can it not be Flat Earth?

01:09:46.960 No, no, no, of course not.

01:09:48.120 Of course not. 0.99

01:09:48.700 And obviously, you know, I'm working on cartoons right now and all that shit. 0.99

01:09:51.200 Sure, sure. 0.77

01:09:51.380 But still, it's just not the same.

01:09:52.240 like i want to shoot we're developing new formats like we're doing it i'm i'm gonna start you know

01:09:57.000 being a little smarter how i navigate the space who knows what's gonna happen but i got some in

01:10:01.340 mind some longer form projects that'll make you happy you did the sketch without me and i i was

01:10:05.980 so upset about the the only thing that i do right now that fulfills me in that is the ads on my

01:10:11.180 youtube channel you know my skits my ads and people love them and i love doing them i love

01:10:16.900 dressing up and i got i got an ad i got an ad that i'm actually probably gonna film right after

01:10:20.840 this uh it'll be the first like brand deal i don't know on my on my page in forever we're giving

01:10:25.760 money back cool that was like my one thing i was like i was like yeah just yeah just giving some

01:10:29.420 money back a lot of money too yeah it's yeah i think 30 000 30 000 which is cool which is awesome

01:10:34.380 uh but my concern is that i'm i'm pretty much only posting like once a week now so the one time the

01:10:41.100 one video this week is gonna be nestled with the ad i'm just like i'm so confused how the audience

01:10:45.120 is gonna take it then again i think times have changed where creators can do ads now without

01:10:50.220 being just sellouts like we got to make our cash somehow and i haven't it's pretty nice i as a

01:10:54.620 person who's never done an ad i question whether or not i should get in to that world like i don't

01:11:01.340 know if i ever want to do it i don't really love it the audience the audience is here for it if

01:11:06.280 they're really your fans or even not so much it's i mean it's awesome get that bag right but like

01:11:10.640 well you gotta find it or what you think they'd be like i understand yeah you know like wow maybe 0.96

01:11:16.600 i watched the minute and a half or maybe i didn't who gives a fuck this is my guy like you go get 0.73

01:11:20.780 your cash i mean there's there's movie trailers before every movie that you've ever gone of course 0.98

01:11:24.740 commercials on the on the thing where you pay a subscription price but but the biggest thing

01:11:28.620 actually obviously at the end of the day is all about how you deliver it how much work are you

01:11:33.220 willing to put into your ad spot to make your audience feel good about it and i've had the

01:11:37.740 opportunity since day one to sit there sit at a computer with this and be like all right guys 0.84

01:11:42.980 today's video is sponsored by and i've never fucking did it i always script it get other 0.85

01:11:47.080 actors for it and i shoot it and the feedback that i get on my videos is the ad spot was hands 0.92

01:11:52.380 down the best part of this video i watch your videos for your advertisements oh no that is the

01:11:56.920 best thing that i've ever heard because the advertisers love to hear and i'm happy that

01:12:00.120 my fans aren't pissed that i'm selling to them depends what brand you're working with though 0.64

01:12:03.660 not for me i'll make any brand fun i can make a bank fun i can make a fucking uh i can probably 0.90

01:12:08.880 make a no you can't what do you mean i do it all the time you can't i did it for an internet 0.89

01:12:12.160 security company last week yeah it was just good it was people love it yeah but what if they have

01:12:17.480 requirements like like this is what i'm doing next week is like i have a script right right

01:12:21.700 okay which i ain't gonna follow remember when i which i ain't gonna follow if they don't approve 0.91

01:12:24.860 it there's gonna be a fucking problem because i will not like bro i'm not gonna sit here and say 0.95

01:12:27.980 exactly what you wrote remember when i make a mind i had a script for a game just like you i 0.98

01:12:32.140 dressed as uh thor all right i've got something to tell you you know what i'm saying like there's

01:12:37.880 a way to make it fun.

01:12:39.920 There's always a way to make it fun. Here's the way this one's going to be fun.

01:12:41.760 Because I'm fucking giving $30,000. 0.98

01:12:43.720 That's fun. That's fun. 0.99

01:12:46.040 People know you got to fuck. Especially 1.00

01:12:47.500 even on this show, we're like always going back and forth

01:12:49.760 on doing ads. You got an hour and a half from

01:12:51.880 us. You can't listen to 60?

01:12:53.740 Give us a fucking 60. 1.00

01:12:55.020 No complaints. 0.96

01:12:57.920 Thanks for understanding, guys.

01:12:59.420 Do we have a brand?

01:13:00.880 Not for this episode. Well, thanks, guys,

01:13:03.860 for listening to this brand-free episode

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01:13:06.360 in exchange hit that subscribe button

01:13:08.620 and you could win

01:13:09.840 you could win

01:13:10.620 can we give away something to the audience

01:13:13.960 I want to give something to the audience

01:13:15.200 I'll give someone that comments

01:13:18.000 Mac give me something

01:13:19.960 something

01:13:20.800 it'll be a piece of the painting

01:13:22.920 there goes understanding our engagement on this episode 0.99

01:13:26.000 just every comment just turned into one fucking thing 0.99

01:13:28.440 you should give away your thumb 1.00

01:13:29.900 I will give away my left thumb

01:13:32.260 to the person who needs it most

01:13:34.760 in the comments below

01:13:35.680 all right guys we love you thanks for listening to this episode we'll see you next time with

01:13:39.740 lele pons next thursday it should be good yeah old friend can't wait to have her on the show take

01:13:44.440 it easy bye lisa tell them about our new show we have a new podcast it's called don't lie to me

01:13:51.140 i'm lexi uanu we're two best friends 22 years apart but so close at heart and i'm lisa di julio

01:13:57.780 the old one which means we have wildly different references occasionally different opinions and at

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01:14:23.000 true crime comedy podcast all about robbery fraud and those who practice it each week i bring on an

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 26, 2020

E211 Boys Night Gone Horribly Wrong - IMPAULSIVE EP. 211

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