Impaulsive with Logan Paul - August 27, 2020


E212 Lele Pons La Superestrella Latina - IMPAULSIVE EP. 212

Mentioned
Lele Ponce Johnny Sammy Josie Canseco John John Leroy Dude Raya Alpine Credits Ashton Kutcher Mike Tyson Jake Paul Sandra Anwar Vine Lily Mike McDonald Glizzy Gladiator Angela Jaritana Middle Easterns and 20 more
E211 Boys Night Gone Horribly Wrong - IMPAULSIVE EP. 211 E214 Hannah Stocking Tattoos Us & Smokes For Science - IMPAULSIVE EP. 214

Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 28 minutes

Words per minute

223.78

Word count

19,842

Sentence count

660

Harmful content

Misogyny

83

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Toxicity

277

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Hate speech

150

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Transcript

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00:02:12.300 I said I liked it rough, you know?
00:02:13.940 And he was like, can I top you a little bit?
00:02:15.060 And I was like, sure.
00:02:15.940 But he was just like, call me your king.
00:02:17.720 Ha!
00:02:18.260 Oh my God.
00:02:19.240 Call me your king?
00:02:20.500 Dude, you got a two-inch...
00:02:22.240 You got a two-inch...
00:02:24.160 That took you six hours to get hard.
00:02:26.620 You ain't even the prince.
00:02:29.140 At 2 o'clock, I have a hard stop, bro.
00:02:36.920 For what reason, Mark?
00:02:38.460 Because I'm doing a hot dog eating contest 0.98
00:02:40.840 between my girlfriend and Tana Mongeau. 0.74
00:02:42.940 It's only fans exclusive.
00:02:44.460 It's not.
00:02:44.940 It's for the night shift, 0.98
00:02:45.560 but it's two only fans girls eating glizzy gladiators. 0.96
00:02:48.960 Glizzy glizzlers.
00:02:50.120 Guzzling glizzies, bro.
00:02:51.760 What'd you say?
00:02:53.340 That's our guest screaming in front of the background. 1.00
00:02:55.780 We're going to bring her on shortly, 0.91
00:02:57.200 but that sucks that you have to leave.
00:02:59.140 To think you're going to be on time for something that also Tana Mojo is going to be on time for.
00:03:02.940 That doesn't happen.
00:03:03.920 She's not.
00:03:04.320 So I'd lose your hope right now.
00:03:07.080 I was up until 4 a.m. with you.
00:03:09.820 I was going to say you were.
00:03:10.940 I was there.
00:03:12.080 Yeah.
00:03:12.700 Yeah.
00:03:12.960 I was shooting the Killer Run music video.
00:03:15.120 How'd it go?
00:03:15.840 It was a disaster.
00:03:18.640 Yeah.
00:03:19.480 It was – all music videos are disasters.
00:03:21.900 It was –
00:03:22.740 Is that the case?
00:03:23.780 It was emblematic of why I kind of pulled out of the Hollywood production thing.
00:03:27.660 It wasn't a disaster, we got it done
00:03:30.180 But it also wasn't easy
00:03:32.160 It was actually in fact very difficult
00:03:34.940 Leroy's a G 0.98
00:03:36.380 He's fucking awesome, mad talented 0.98
00:03:38.560 For as young as he is 0.98
00:03:39.940 That kid's got a really bright future ahead of him in music 0.98
00:03:42.600 Or honestly whatever the fuck he wants to do 0.92
00:03:44.240 But yeah it just reminded me 0.98
00:03:46.740 Like really really
00:03:48.500 How difficult the Hollywood production
00:03:50.340 Hurry up and weigh
00:03:51.300 And what can go wrong will go wrong
00:03:54.340 Type of mindset
00:03:55.360 and uh things that were supposed to be shot at two o'clock it was like 8 p.m we're like yo we're
00:04:00.140 gonna start the two o'clock stuff yet well it's because you get to the like here's a here's a
00:04:03.580 random problem that happened we get to this gym that we were going to use for the gym scene and
00:04:07.580 it's kind of a uh what is that is there rumbling is there a thunderstorm evan's just upstairs like
00:04:14.600 this uh but we got to the gym and we had a lot of electricity obviously there's a lot of lights a
00:04:22.680 lot of uh technology um and the gym was not equipped to handle that voltage so the lights
00:04:29.780 kept going out just like a simple problem that you never know until you're on set experiencing it
00:04:34.160 and then it's like okay how do we make this still look lit with like one less light or like the
00:04:37.780 strobes going so it doesn't really look like a party and the fog machines are you got to wait
00:04:40.760 for the fog to go because they're not turning on like just like everybody's got to wear their
00:04:44.900 masks at all times like there's all kinds of you know factors around wearing your mask now
00:04:49.240 now it's time to shoot one of the key 0.63
00:04:51.540 talents, Lil Mosey 0.84
00:04:53.320 he gone, the boy just left
00:04:55.800 he said I don't really want to be in my own
00:04:57.760 music video no more
00:04:58.860 there's a miscommunication, he said
00:05:00.980 I was like you've done it here 0.99
00:05:02.800 but we still got to shoot you in the principal's room 0.91
00:05:04.620 and he must have not heard that part 1.00
00:05:06.780 and so he left and so I'm like fuck 0.99
00:05:09.080 we built that scene 0.99
00:05:10.640 that room just for him
00:05:12.600 and now I don't know what to use it for
00:05:15.480 we're already three hours behind
00:05:16.680 and and and not to not to put any blame on anyone because that's the thing that's a problem
00:05:20.900 no no it was no one's fault that's the hardest part about this it's just like maybe little
00:05:26.760 things missed in in each category in each department uh in art in the production in um
00:05:34.160 the talent even the director i missed some stuff yeah and when a little thing is missed in each
00:05:39.680 one it contributes to what becomes a massive problem and delays yeah and so you know amara
00:05:45.080 she starred in the music video trooper i gotta give a shout out to lana rhodes she she not only
00:05:49.500 did she murder the music video like i can't imagine what it's like having to be like a look 1.00
00:05:53.140 like a hot girl at three in the morning in a library in downtown where there's a protest that's 0.99
00:05:58.020 turning into a riot and she's like it's my carbon bombed in the past you know 20 minutes and also 0.99
00:06:02.540 you know shout out to mike malak of course we're watching on as his girlfriend plays the love
00:06:07.440 interest for this up-and-coming rapper you know and so she had to get all nuzzled up with uh with
00:06:12.940 kid Leroy, but that was something I was willing
00:06:15.020 to accept. That kid's on the come up, and
00:06:16.660 I'm excited for that music video. I told Mike,
00:06:18.920 I was like, hey, man, could you, like, not, like, be
00:06:21.000 so, like, intimidating so Leroy can
00:06:22.780 feel like he can comfortably mack on your
00:06:24.840 girlfriend while she's in front of you? Like, bro,
00:06:26.880 I'm gonna be honest, look at this shot. Look at this
00:06:28.980 shot. I ain't fucking around. Look at my 0.99
00:06:30.860 comment. He said, I back this.
00:06:34.340 But, yeah,
00:06:35.060 it's gonna be dope music. I went up
00:06:36.920 to him before, and this will be on my next episode
00:06:38.620 of The Night Chef. I went up to him before and gave him a pep
00:06:40.960 talk. I'm like, listen, man, I know
00:06:42.820 you're worried about what i'm gonna think about all this but don't be bro i need you to kill this
00:06:46.860 shoot this is for logan's directorial important debut not really debut not debut but it's the
00:06:53.080 first time i've directed for a label that i are an artist that i legitimately have no involvement
00:06:58.600 with i just i just love the artist i like his music i think he's gonna be on the up and up so
00:07:02.740 i try to do my best thanks bro you crushed it directing is just problem solving and we'll see
00:07:07.460 if i uh ever do it again probably not i love hearing him i love hearing him say all the words
00:07:13.100 too like like everybody back to one like he just he's just sitting there and i'm like this is so
00:07:17.640 funny because he did it with us with flat earth too you know he does director lingo yeah director
00:07:22.800 logan's good though that's that's where his skills really shine i would hope you do something in that
00:07:27.020 that realm i i will i just uh i gotta make sure the team that we're using functions as a unit
00:07:33.820 and it's again it's no one's fault we just got to get to know each other all better like we all
00:07:37.600 just got to get to clarify a little more and obviously covid makes it hard because you got
00:07:41.740 a temperature check everyone you got to make sure the mask are on or you else you get kicked off set
00:07:45.560 like i said like that that made it semi-difficult but here's a question for you yes what would you
00:07:50.300 do if you had to direct a music video in spanish uh i'd probably call the biggest latin superstar
00:07:59.680 that i know to get some advice uh from her and she's actually here on set with us today who's
00:08:06.080 joining joining the podcast she's waving at me so i'm gonna i'll intro you now you can walk in
00:08:09.660 whenever you whenever you please ladies and gentlemen with 41 and a half million followers
00:08:16.360 on instagram 17 million on youtube 14 million on tiktok forbes 30 under 30 i could go on all day
00:08:23.640 about her accomplishments she is one of the biggest latin stars and social media superstars
00:08:27.400 On the planet
00:08:28.080 It is my dear friend
00:08:29.560 And fellow
00:08:30.540 Former Vine star
00:08:31.760 Lele Ponce
00:08:32.980 Yes
00:08:33.380 Yes
00:08:35.300 Yes
00:08:36.380 One of the first people
00:08:38.560 I've ever collabed with
00:08:39.400 Ever
00:08:39.900 Ever
00:08:40.800 Yeah
00:08:41.600 How many episodes
00:08:43.400 Has it been since
00:08:44.040 We had a girl on the show 1.00
00:08:44.940 Too long 1.00
00:08:46.420 Even the fact
00:08:47.520 That you just said
00:08:47.920 That we're probably
00:08:48.280 Going to get cancelled
00:08:48.700 His whole line is voiced
00:08:49.720 We're working on it
00:08:50.720 We're working on it
00:08:51.740 So hey
00:08:53.420 Hi Lele
00:08:54.020 How are you
00:08:54.880 Amazing
00:08:55.340 Not so amazing
00:08:56.300 I'm exhausted
00:08:57.300 I'm exhausted
00:08:58.100 You came in my house
00:08:58.960 Screaming today
00:08:59.580 I said please
00:09:00.240 Give me this energy
00:09:01.480 I need it
00:09:02.020 I love to like
00:09:02.940 Just party
00:09:03.580 I don't know
00:09:03.940 You've been partying
00:09:04.800 I know
00:09:05.260 You feel like crazy
00:09:05.960 I can stop
00:09:06.880 But you're not gonna
00:09:07.920 I can stop whenever I want
00:09:10.360 But I don't wanna stop
00:09:11.700 I can stop whenever I please
00:09:13.140 Yeah
00:09:13.440 Okay
00:09:14.140 Wait really you've been
00:09:15.100 Drinking that much?
00:09:15.960 I've been drinking a lot
00:09:16.660 Because like I was in
00:09:17.820 You know
00:09:18.200 Miami
00:09:18.760 And like
00:09:19.500 Oh my god
00:09:20.800 We know about Miami
00:09:22.140 And Miami
00:09:22.960 You know it's so fun
00:09:23.900 I love it
00:09:24.460 And I'm with my cousins
00:09:25.540 It was his birthday
00:09:26.420 You know
00:09:26.980 and then the boat day after and then my house after that's that sounds like a simple three
00:09:32.720 four day bender are you i mean not every day but like four times a week yeah you know like that's
00:09:38.560 not that bad there's people watching this podcast hammered right now listen you don't need to 0.82
00:09:43.960 apologize to us dude we're here before you work your ass off you need some you're allowed some 0.73
00:09:47.940 fun time yeah is it because of quarantine have you like used substances now more because of 0.82
00:09:53.080 quarantine no it's because when i drink i flirt more and like yeah you're trying to find a man
00:09:58.120 yeah i'm trying to find a man right now well you found the right audience you you are speaking to
00:10:03.220 a lot of men right now for sure yeah you walk into my house and go how are you lele you're like
00:10:07.220 crystal single and she goes how about you i'm like nope happily madly in love i know my girl's
00:10:13.400 upstairs upstairs and i and and and just so you know if this makes you feel better i had to get
00:10:18.940 drunk to find her i told you so it works yep after party in la i have so many beautiful moments when
00:10:24.560 i'm drunk you know do you remember them yeah i mean you know like i talked to one person i'm just
00:10:30.180 like i'm on top you know and i'm just like hey how are you because you're confident it's liquid
00:10:34.240 confidence so much confidence right right right and they're just like hey you're beautiful and
00:10:38.000 i'm like oh my god really like whip part you know like you know like like i wouldn't say that if i
00:10:44.040 She's like, tell me exactly what you like about me.
00:10:46.760 What do you like?
00:10:47.840 What can I work with?
00:10:48.880 Be specific.
00:10:50.000 Wait, I have a hard time believing you have a problem finding a man.
00:10:53.880 Yeah, I do.
00:10:54.640 No.
00:10:55.100 I'm so complicated.
00:10:56.340 Finding the right man.
00:10:57.260 That's what they all say.
00:10:58.300 You're a lot to handle, Lele.
00:10:59.780 Are you intimidating?
00:11:01.500 Yeah, I am.
00:11:02.240 Am I intimidating?
00:11:02.980 Yes, you are.
00:11:03.600 You're very successful, Lele.
00:11:04.440 You are.
00:11:04.880 It doesn't matter, though.
00:11:05.920 But I'm successful, but I'm like, you know, hug me.
00:11:09.700 Stefan Arnio was talking about this.
00:11:11.260 She's like an alpha female. 0.99
00:11:13.160 Oh, yeah.
00:11:13.520 absolutely i'm a man i mean like we're not gonna say that i'm she thinks like a dude but also i 0.93
00:11:20.120 how much of it goes back to being a latina as well like do you think do you think latino women
00:11:25.240 i i'm just a question just like a little bit harder more harder to handle or a little we're 0.81
00:11:29.640 definitely the best i think that i wouldn't i wouldn't date yet we're the best and i wouldn't
00:11:33.640 date um i like want to date a latin guy because i don't know i just i don't know i just feel like
00:11:38.180 Like, we're really open.
00:11:39.700 And we danced.
00:11:41.380 Passion.
00:11:42.160 Have you dipped your fingers into the different pots of ethnicity with men? 0.52
00:11:46.940 Like, have you figured out, like, oh, like, white men are maybe a little too calm?
00:11:50.000 I've dated every single ethnicity.
00:11:52.060 And, you know, I can tell you that my favorite is Middle Easterns.
00:11:56.760 Really?
00:11:57.380 So good.
00:11:58.640 It's not the first girl.
00:11:59.800 I mean, you know, my current girlfriend's ex-husband is Middle Eastern.
00:12:04.100 I've heard they're quite passionate as well.
00:12:06.260 They're passionate.
00:12:07.020 I just like them, and also Latin.
00:12:08.980 Latin people, Brazilians are amazing.
00:12:11.120 Mexicans, obviously.
00:12:12.060 What do you got against white guys?
00:12:13.320 Just out of curiosity.
00:12:14.420 What do you got against white guys?
00:12:15.440 I don't have anything against white guys,
00:12:16.760 but I feel like I want them to serenade me in Spanish. 0.96
00:12:20.820 I don't know if all of us can do that.
00:12:23.440 I could attempt to learn.
00:12:25.840 Yeah, yeah.
00:12:26.820 You know one word.
00:12:28.200 That's just in my heart.
00:12:29.040 I don't know.
00:12:29.520 I know plenty of words.
00:12:30.580 I wrote a whole poem in Spanish last night for Maria.
00:12:32.320 But I need a guy who watches Spanish and English, both.
00:12:34.700 Not just a Latin guy 1.00
00:12:36.120 That doesn't speak English 1.00
00:12:37.060 Oh 1.00
00:12:37.860 Cherokee 1.00
00:12:38.340 Okay so now you're looking
00:12:39.620 For a bilingual
00:12:40.440 Latino
00:12:41.680 Yeah 1.00
00:12:42.320 And she's like 1.00
00:12:43.440 Give us some more
00:12:44.500 Of the aspects
00:12:45.160 Who's from the Middle East 1.00
00:12:46.080 Oh has to 1.00
00:12:46.820 Has to be tan
00:12:48.400 Sorry Logan
00:12:49.440 Has to be
00:12:51.680 The opposite
00:12:52.660 I'm translucent
00:12:54.320 You can see
00:12:55.340 You can see through me
00:12:56.580 She's just defining
00:12:57.720 The exact opposite
00:12:58.740 She's like 0.96
00:12:59.460 No beard 1.00
00:13:00.200 Can't have a beard
00:13:00.720 No scandals
00:13:01.640 No YouTube channel
00:13:02.920 Yeah he can't
00:13:04.480 Can't do a split.
00:13:05.560 No social media.
00:13:07.280 I don't blame you.
00:13:09.440 I'm surprised my girlfriend's dating me. 0.95
00:13:11.500 Honestly, when any girl fucks with me, I'm like, what are they thinking? 1.00
00:13:15.200 I have blonde hair. 0.99
00:13:16.220 I'm really pale.
00:13:17.640 How did I do this?
00:13:19.040 You're a good looking guy.
00:13:20.120 You're formed.
00:13:20.740 You're being nice because you pity me and it's my show, but it's fine.
00:13:23.720 I had a question on you on Vine, remember?
00:13:25.620 You copied me a lot.
00:13:27.060 A lot.
00:13:27.920 Invitation is the best form of flattery.
00:13:29.700 I was like, every single time I had Logan, Logan was always doing stunts.
00:13:34.200 And I was like, I want to do that, too. Right. And I loved it.
00:13:37.220 Even I even like threw myself, I think, in the canal of the bridge in Venice.
00:13:41.220 And I was like inspired by Logan, even though you didn't do it in Venice. 0.99
00:13:44.660 You're a crazy person. You are, too. Yeah. 0.99
00:13:47.540 But not to be misogynistic, sexist or whatever, but it is rare for a female to be putting herself out there physically like you are. 1.00
00:13:56.960 You go hard. That is true. That is so true.
00:14:00.180 I mean even for males 0.99
00:14:02.600 but we're a bit more dumb 0.99
00:14:04.520 so I think maybe we're more apt 0.99
00:14:06.480 to hurt ourselves
00:14:07.520 you have rods in your body 0.73
00:14:10.200 you are a mechanic
00:14:12.140 you are a machine
00:14:13.440 so yeah I saw you
00:14:16.760 doing these stunts on Vine and you do the same things
00:14:18.820 and sometimes you go harder I'm like who is this girl
00:14:20.920 you got like birds and pigeons like attacking you
00:14:23.120 and you were like
00:14:23.960 so welcoming when I first
00:14:27.020 met him it was like in the street I remember
00:14:28.780 in Beverly Hills wow
00:14:29.940 Oh, look how I remember that.
00:14:31.200 Oh, I do remember that.
00:14:32.440 Wait, in front of that store in the corner with the nice mirror.
00:14:34.000 Yeah, and I had like the blue dress.
00:14:35.500 Yeah, the blue dress.
00:14:37.060 Yeah, it was blue, right?
00:14:38.380 And your hair was up.
00:14:39.760 He remembers it exactly the same one.
00:14:41.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:14:42.640 Oh, and I was like, and you were like so young.
00:14:44.800 Like you had no beard.
00:14:45.480 I know.
00:14:46.200 Do you like the bearded Logan better?
00:14:47.680 I like it.
00:14:48.260 He looks mature.
00:14:49.780 Yeah.
00:14:50.560 We've all matured over the years, you know?
00:14:52.120 It's been so crazy how long we've known each other.
00:14:54.260 Oh, and you remember me before the nose job.
00:14:55.040 That's very important too.
00:14:56.220 Why?
00:14:56.600 Was that like a pivotal moment in your life?
00:14:58.040 No, because if you like me with my nose, you like me forever.
00:15:01.500 That's the motto?
00:15:02.420 That's what I tell people about my nose, too.
00:15:05.640 How do you rank?
00:15:07.480 Are you happy with your nose job?
00:15:09.300 I love it. 1.00
00:15:10.000 Okay, because a lot of girls get these nose jobs. 1.00
00:15:12.160 I notice that the ones that are happy, their noses generally look like a ski jump. 1.00
00:15:16.900 Is it supposed to look like a ski jump, right?
00:15:19.060 It's got a nice little decline, and then it just shoots them off, dude.
00:15:22.600 Is that about right?
00:15:23.780 I mean, when you see me, do you think I have a nose job?
00:15:26.820 You obviously saw me before
00:15:28.740 No I don't
00:15:30.080 People when they get nose jobs or surgery done
00:15:33.520 Yours is great
00:15:34.980 I'm good
00:15:35.420 I talk about this a lot
00:15:38.040 Especially with my girlfriend
00:15:38.900 Most guys really don't pay attention to those fine details 0.90
00:15:43.260 Girls are obsessed 1.00
00:15:45.900 Like I can't eat chicken nuggets today 1.00
00:15:48.140 Because I'm going to get fat
00:15:49.140 I'm like you're going to add a quarter of a pound
00:15:51.460 To your body mass 0.99
00:15:53.140 No one is going to fucking notice 1.00
00:15:55.880 like like guys are simple creatures we pay attention to the eyes the eyes chico the eyes 0.99
00:16:02.440 my brown eyes okay the brown eyes we pay attention to some other things that i don't have to mention
00:16:08.020 obviously but like yo if the curvature of your nose is off by a quarter degree i promise you
00:16:13.880 no dude is gonna be like that doesn't look like the 92 olympic ski jump that's all that nose is
00:16:19.260 off dude oh no i i i know but like you know i you know they say like money doesn't find like
00:16:25.320 make you find love but i got so many guys after my nose job oh my god before i wasn't getting
00:16:32.280 anybody before you're lying i'm not kidding how is that possible lately because you're in la
00:16:36.740 because you're in la and if there's a city in high school so but you were also grinding in
00:16:43.120 high school you would skip classes to make vines i remember i remember i would come here and just
00:16:47.320 and you were like we went to like a private school right yeah so it's probably frond the pond you're
00:16:50.760 leaving class to shoot these silly little videos that no one probably ever i was gonna say everyone 0.98
00:16:54.600 probably thought nothing of it no they were like oh my gosh she's such a loser for sure yeah well 0.97
00:16:58.740 because you're the one girl in your school she's like now look at me well it's good low-key do you 0.99
00:17:04.080 have that moment where it's like hey i know i looked dumb and maybe felt kind of stupid back
00:17:10.000 then putting myself out there on the internet but uh low-key i got 42 million followers on
00:17:14.360 instagram and a lot of money racks yeah but i don't say that though no to anybody i don't like
00:17:19.360 to say that because you know like i know a lot of people that i would cheat off of in in my school
00:17:23.880 and they're nowhere now
00:17:27.260 and I feel bad.
00:17:29.280 So you use them simply as a stepping stone
00:17:31.360 to get where you wanted.
00:17:32.900 I wanted an A at least, you know, like
00:17:34.460 I wanted a
00:17:35.340 something. I mean, don't cheat
00:17:39.340 or anything, but like. I did it.
00:17:42.200 You should too.
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00:18:55.340 you got it back to the programming you're very smart in ways that have obviously garnered you
00:19:01.140 a massive amount of uh success on social media that's a different kind of to move 41 like i say
00:19:07.120 like to move 41 million followers it's it's like something you know crazy it's insane i'd like to
00:19:13.080 consider myself mildly successful on social media you you have double the more than double the amount
00:19:18.140 of followers i have on ig that is that is insane like a percentage a fraction of the world's
00:19:23.120 population follows you on social media how did you do that well okay seven years remember and
00:19:29.960 seven years of this and i would post like not a lot of people posted everyday skits on like i
00:19:35.260 literally turned my my instagram into vine so i would post every single day videos and collab
00:19:40.760 every single day and it was slowly people i mean that there's like my fans have like this little
00:19:44.740 compilation of like you know every day i would gain this sometimes i would get more yeah yeah
00:19:49.280 so are you monitoring the numbers and you're seeing do you see not anymore i don't care anymore
00:19:53.320 not anymore but when you were coming up you're like oh i posted this kind of sketch the kids
00:19:57.700 gets this much engagement yeah people follow me okay exactly and like you can you can see like
00:20:02.160 seven years like slowly it wasn't like a boom like one day i just gained sure yeah sure no it
00:20:06.540 was a slow slow thing and like the thing is like i'm big there but i'm also big in other places
00:20:10.800 which is like it shows like it's not only one so they just contributed to each other and
00:20:15.060 your bilingual nature definitely helps you the biggest thing that helps me is the fact that i
00:20:20.520 can speak um another language yeah and that you are latina in general i feel like that i feel like
00:20:25.840 you were one of the early influencers to really take advantage slash really utilize the audience
00:20:33.380 that was built into your hair and i feel like crushed it with that so many people were like
00:20:37.140 you should embrace that you should embrace that and i used so much how all i would do is like
00:20:40.340 i'm latina i'm latina i'm latina so good good no because they're like embrace it embrace it
00:20:44.100 you're one of the only ones embrace it and like and i was like okay i'll do it and then like it
00:20:47.580 became something else so like i think that i think that and then also the fact that i do have a lot
00:20:54.140 of friends like quampa that that uh are latin and we just collapsed your click your click is strong
00:20:59.020 you're and you're great with the collapse yeah you've put a lot of people on as well yes i saw
00:21:04.580 you like single-handedly blow up a few of uh the people around you i love how you were there from
00:21:09.440 the beginning from the beginning like from the beginning beginning i remember i was i blow up a 0.58
00:21:14.380 lot of people yeah but they deserve it yeah for sure you can't just blow up someone that's like
00:21:19.220 random they people like them well you you now have a really strong group of people around you
00:21:22.860 have really good management you have friends that have been with you for four or five years now
00:21:25.740 you're always making videos with hannah hannah stocking yeah popped her up hannah was doing
00:21:29.620 very well on her own but you guys together just made this like exponential growth combo two
00:21:34.060 hilarious girls when they just put themselves out there and not not like be afraid to look ugly 0.57
00:21:37.760 And I was gonna say that too
00:21:40.120 And I'm happy you brought it up
00:21:41.060 That was another thing I've always noticed
00:21:42.400 That you've done really well
00:21:43.560 Is you're not afraid to show the real you
00:21:47.180 And more so
00:21:48.440 To connect
00:21:50.900 With how the audience feels
00:21:53.260 They might look on their bad days
00:21:55.180 You always show
00:21:57.340 The before and after picture
00:21:58.480 You've fallen in the pool when you're trying to get a hot date 1.00
00:22:01.200 And you look stupid 1.00
00:22:01.860 That is very relatable stuff 1.00
00:22:03.480 This is what I'm talking about
00:22:04.840 Look at the glow up
00:22:07.580 Ew.
00:22:08.640 Is this when the alcoholism started?
00:22:11.980 Lily, how do you do this?
00:22:13.680 I don't know.
00:22:14.320 I mean, let me see.
00:22:14.960 You just transform your body?
00:22:16.460 Like my body, you know, like it's like this.
00:22:19.120 It could be like this at the same time, but it could also be like.
00:22:24.260 You're a shapeshifter. 0.96
00:22:25.420 You're Ditto, the Pokemon. 1.00
00:22:26.560 You can do the same thing, can't you?
00:22:27.980 Oh, yeah.
00:22:29.040 Go for it.
00:22:29.620 Show.
00:22:30.160 I could do a little stuff.
00:22:31.000 Although right now, the way you've been eating, it kind of is always that way.
00:22:34.640 Oh, there it is.
00:22:35.400 But you've done this before, too.
00:22:36.940 You've done this.
00:22:37.480 I've done the poses.
00:22:39.400 Pull it in now. 0.98
00:22:40.380 Go for the abs.
00:22:41.740 Exactly.
00:22:42.300 It's not that hard. 1.00
00:22:42.720 Oh, damn. 0.99
00:22:43.040 They really are almost gone. 1.00
00:22:45.080 Damn, your shit looks like a pillow right now. 1.00
00:22:47.420 Where are you going to boot camp? 1.00
00:22:47.840 It's so fluffy, I know.
00:22:49.480 I'm working on it.
00:22:50.780 But you know what?
00:22:51.960 You've done this too.
00:22:53.180 And it's a way of, I don't know,
00:22:55.060 I feel like, you know what's really hard?
00:22:56.420 I don't know if you've gone through this before,
00:22:58.500 but it's so hard to please your younger audience
00:23:03.740 and you have also older audience.
00:23:05.760 And that for me is so hard to do.
00:23:07.080 I stopped trying to please the younger audience.
00:23:09.900 Because I got too old where I'm like,
00:23:12.600 I really only want to do the things that I want to do.
00:23:16.240 I started creating for me.
00:23:17.800 That's when my flip switched when I went from, 1.00
00:23:20.340 wow, this shit's draining and I'm burning out. 1.00
00:23:22.060 And I'm sure you had that moment to, I can do this. 0.99
00:23:25.720 Because everything I make, I make sure I enjoy doing it.
00:23:28.580 That's why there's longevity to it, at least now.
00:23:31.140 Because a lot of people you and I have been friends with,
00:23:33.480 they dropped off.
00:23:34.160 They fizzled out because they couldn't keep up with the trends.
00:23:36.580 they couldn't adapt and they couldn't keep creating in a way that fulfilled them i mean
00:23:39.700 we're not i'm not 17 anymore right when i started you know it's like 24 how old are you 25 and we
00:23:44.700 just had to like you know we had to adapt to like our like our age to what you want to do you you've
00:23:50.280 been one of the only not one of the only but you you've kept your engagement like it's it's it's
00:23:55.740 you know there's a lot of people out there that have 20 million plus followers and aren't getting
00:24:00.320 millions of views like you're still getting millions of views on your videos and so i think
00:24:04.380 when you're still getting really good engagement on your socials it's you ask yourself why would
00:24:10.940 i reinvent it's like why should i why should i change my swing if i'm still hitting home runs
00:24:15.060 if it ain't broke don't fix it yeah if it ain't broke broke if it ain't broke don't fix it but
00:24:21.000 if it starts to break you should notice it as soon as possible and then start to make those changes
00:24:24.480 yeah 100 something you said when i said how do you have all these followers you said you talked
00:24:29.440 about uh the frequency uh which you're posting posting every day and you see no a lot of people
00:24:35.160 don't post every day why do you think that is me yeah why do you think most people don't post
00:24:40.700 every day because that's it's true it's a great uh metric or it's a great way to grow i remember
00:24:44.900 and you can go back and you would see like you know now that you can see the dates every day
00:24:48.140 like two it's like july 21st july 22nd july 20 like literally like that and then i think people
00:24:53.980 don't do that because i don't know they have lives it's hard lele it's really hard that's
00:24:59.100 the answer it's it's really hard next to impossible a to come up with the idea and then b to just find
00:25:04.120 the motivation to do it again and again and again and again so where does your work ethic come from
00:25:08.940 like how how can you possibly have been doing this for seven years as often as you have and not
00:25:15.820 burned out completely because it's i think it's because i love it you know and when you do it for
00:25:20.900 the wrong reasons you get tired you know because i love it it's so easy for me and i think that's
00:25:26.440 for you too you just love it's like it's not a job this is something you love and you love
00:25:30.180 being with us and also like being surrounding yourself with people that actually like push you
00:25:33.740 yeah for sure that's very important absolutely it's everything even my mom you know like she's
00:25:37.860 she moved in here she she like helps me as well really yeah that's awesome you got the whole
00:25:42.000 family involved poor girl yeah poor girl every single time i bring a guy over she has to like 1.00
00:25:46.780 stay in her little closet and like why why why don't you bring her out i can't bring her out 0.98
00:25:51.600 why because i'm 24 years old and like i don't want the guy to like you know like if i want to 0.90
00:25:55.580 have sex with him like i'm not gonna be like my mom is right there oh so wait so back to the dude
00:26:01.020 stuff so wait are you looking for like a man's or are you just looking for some like little 0.99
00:26:04.800 honestly right now right now i'm not looking for anything so i'm just looking for like i like
00:26:08.940 invited this do you want me to tell you this story yes oh my god yes we want everyone to tell
00:26:13.460 you this story okay but this is a real we won't tell anybody by the way this is a real oh no you
00:26:17.420 can tell the world you're about to this guy doesn't have social media thank god all right
00:26:22.220 so what happened was this guy i met on raya you know where i is of course got kicked off
00:26:26.840 had a nice 12 hour stint and they said sorry raya has decided not to didn't finish the sentence
00:26:35.160 not to something didn't even finish the sentence and by default and by default i wasn't allowed on
00:26:40.060 either because i'm his best friend so i couldn't i think we like i think we maybe like pissed off
00:26:45.500 one of the founders somehow yeah like maybe hooked up with an ex-girlfriend of his it was
00:26:49.460 current girlfriend
00:26:50.060 so I'm a
00:26:51.600 so and this is where
00:26:52.620 I come as a man
00:26:53.540 you know just come
00:26:54.260 come over and let's do
00:26:55.300 you know what we have to do
00:26:56.140 I'm not gonna
00:26:56.600 I don't wanna date you
00:26:57.580 what do you mean
00:26:58.100 let's do what we have to do
00:26:59.020 she makes it sound like a chore
00:27:01.120 let's just come over 0.97
00:27:02.620 we gotta mow the grass
00:27:04.240 we'll get it done
00:27:04.940 you can leave
00:27:05.600 and I can bring my mom back out
00:27:06.860 so I know what I want
00:27:07.840 right I know what I want
00:27:08.780 and this guy comes over
00:27:09.640 I know I didn't like him
00:27:10.480 because I met him one time
00:27:11.480 and then I was like
00:27:12.240 I don't like you 0.89
00:27:12.780 but I'm so horny 0.98
00:27:14.260 you know like I'm 24
00:27:15.720 and this is the time
00:27:16.740 and I haven't had sex
00:27:17.500 in like six months
00:27:18.060 So like come over
00:27:19.540 You look like a guy 0.98
00:27:20.340 That's like good in bed
00:27:21.240 You have abs and everything
00:27:22.500 So
00:27:23.140 It's true
00:27:24.960 I want to stop you right there
00:27:26.200 I want to stop 0.85
00:27:27.380 Let's actually stop for a second 0.96
00:27:28.900 It ain't fucking true 0.93
00:27:30.200 Okay 0.95
00:27:30.640 It's not true
00:27:31.600 That's why I want to get in there
00:27:32.760 Okay go
00:27:33.260 I'm not done yet
00:27:34.720 It's not true
00:27:35.660 Just because you have abs
00:27:37.580 Doesn't mean you're good at having sex 0.93
00:27:39.940 I just proved that 0.95
00:27:41.120 So
00:27:41.660 Okay so this guy comes in
00:27:44.840 Right
00:27:45.180 He gives me an orchid
00:27:46.260 I have like 15 in my house
00:27:47.660 So I just put it next to the 15 organs I had.
00:27:50.040 And he comes in and he's just like, I want to cook for you. 0.99
00:27:53.340 And I was like, this guy's wanting a fucking relationship. 1.00
00:27:55.640 You know, and I'm like, ah, shit. 1.00
00:27:56.880 Yeah. 0.99
00:27:57.160 And he was like, okay, I'm going to put some songs up.
00:27:58.940 And like, I'm like, I like Latin songs.
00:28:00.340 And he's like, I don't really like Latin songs.
00:28:01.720 Oh, no. 1.00
00:28:02.160 And I was like, flag one.
00:28:03.280 What?
00:28:03.800 Strike one.
00:28:04.260 Yeah.
00:28:04.660 Right.
00:28:04.920 And then he sees like, I had a documentary and then he sees like the thing I have, like
00:28:10.660 I had like a little, I don't know, how do I call it?
00:28:13.120 A poster?
00:28:13.640 Yeah, a poster, right?
00:28:14.460 And he was like, oh, you have like OCD or Tourette's?
00:28:17.040 and i was like yeah and he was like can i see you in action he did not say that he did not say that
00:28:22.140 can i see you in action and i was like oh i'm sorry like like no well that was strike one i was
00:28:30.640 like sorry i can't really like show you like whatever like that you know wait so he's just
00:28:34.760 he's just coming after your disorder like it's some sort of like amusement circus i know i know
00:28:39.320 and then well that was strike one and then like i hate yeah strike two strike two so he makes me
00:28:44.640 like dinner and i don't like fish right so i i put the i like try to like not eat it but like put
00:28:50.500 it in my in my pocket but thank god you did not stuff fish in your in my pocket yeah so i put fish
00:28:57.040 in my pocket told him i ate it all but i was still hungry obviously so he makes me pasta and you know
00:29:02.000 it's really weird because you know i am from venezuela and i don't like spicy food i don't
00:29:07.100 like that is odd i don't like spicy i don't know why he put a ghost pepper he put this dude just
00:29:13.160 and I told him
00:29:14.120 I don't like spicy
00:29:15.040 he was like
00:29:15.360 it's a little spicy
00:29:16.140 you know
00:29:16.520 and I was like
00:29:17.020 and I tasted it
00:29:18.100 and it was really spicy
00:29:19.260 whatever
00:29:20.180 I hated it
00:29:21.020 anyways
00:29:21.780 I literally told him
00:29:22.660 I was like
00:29:23.000 okay let's
00:29:23.460 oh no
00:29:23.840 I'm like
00:29:24.460 let's put like
00:29:25.300 he was like
00:29:25.880 what do you like to do
00:29:26.860 like for fun
00:29:27.380 so I was like
00:29:27.800 showing him a picture
00:29:29.040 of like
00:29:29.480 this thing
00:29:30.500 I did with like
00:29:31.360 swimming with sharks
00:29:32.180 and he was talking to me
00:29:33.620 while I was searching it
00:29:34.380 and he goes
00:29:34.820 hey
00:29:35.420 and I was like
00:29:36.760 Jesus
00:29:38.860 hey
00:29:39.420 this sounds like
00:29:40.400 real standout guy
00:29:41.400 and I go 0.98
00:29:42.460 what the fuck and he was just like sorry i have anger like issues what on the first night dude 0.99
00:29:49.220 i think you were on an episode of punk i'm not done yet so i'm like whatever like i go to the 0.99
00:29:55.820 bathroom i drink my tequila because you still want to give this a try yeah this is why would
00:30:00.820 you do this basically he's great so like i drink some tequila so i could forget everything that
00:30:05.640 just happened he like opens the door he's like are you just chugging that tequila oh no he's like
00:30:09.580 are you an alcoholic?
00:30:10.380 And I was like, no, like I just wanted to finish it
00:30:11.940 because it was just laying there.
00:30:13.440 Whatever, I was drunk, finally. 1.00
00:30:15.080 And I go and I'm like, let's just go upstairs and fuck, right? 1.00
00:30:18.080 Very nice. 1.00
00:30:18.760 Very nice, yeah.
00:30:19.380 Let's just go upstairs and, you know, like do what we have to do.
00:30:21.900 And he was just like, he goes upstairs.
00:30:24.820 Okay, from 12 to 3, all we did was kiss. 1.00
00:30:28.840 I was like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:30:30.520 And then I tried to touch him and he was like, no. 1.00
00:30:34.280 And then I was like, okay.
00:30:36.880 He was like, wait for it.
00:30:37.800 It's going to be worth it.
00:30:38.700 and i was like he made you wait he made not done yet okay he said to me he said to me
00:30:43.720 fall asleep and i'll wake you up when it's up
00:30:46.300 this episode of impulsive is brought to you by bluetooth
00:30:53.100 never get in this situation again i literally go i go and i was like i'm done as i'm drunk i was
00:31:01.560 like okay so i fall asleep and that and then he wakes me up at five two hours he's like it's ready 0.96
00:31:09.780 shut the fuck up this is not a real story this is not a real story lele lele no i'm not fitted bro 0.96
00:31:17.940 this is a disaster my mom is downstairs she's like she's not he's not out yet like it's fine 0.99
00:31:22.380 he wasn't supposed to be here until five what what it took him two hours it took him two hours
00:31:28.120 wait i'm not done yet so so he literally i'm not done yet this keeps on going so he wakes me up
00:31:36.080 i'm like so tired i was like okay whatever i don't know if i want this anymore right and i'm
00:31:40.960 like why are you still here uh so like he wakes me up and he's just like you like i turn around 0.97
00:31:45.320 he doesn't want me to see his penis so i i turn around and you see like small penis go 0.99
00:31:49.240 it goes like down he's like oh false alarm go back 1.00
00:31:53.540 so I go
00:32:00.680 back to sleep
00:32:02.020 whenever I'm drunk
00:32:03.060 so I go back to sleep
00:32:04.860 5.30
00:32:05.540 finally
00:32:06.540 he is ready
00:32:07.660 right
00:32:07.960 so he wakes me up
00:32:08.760 at 5.30am
00:32:09.700 6 now
00:32:10.240 6.30am
00:32:10.780 wait so you made him soft
00:32:11.960 just with a simple glance
00:32:13.260 she went 0.95
00:32:13.860 zing 1.00
00:32:14.640 and that's the power 0.98
00:32:15.460 of Lele Bon
00:32:16.020 maybe he smelled
00:32:16.880 the fish
00:32:17.420 she could turn you off 0.88
00:32:18.480 she smelled the fish 0.80
00:32:21.240 is that trout 1.00
00:32:22.640 That can't be your vagina 1.00
00:32:24.560 It's trout 1.00
00:32:25.780 It smells like trout
00:32:26.600 So what happened was that
00:32:27.960 He woke me up again
00:32:29.820 And he was like
00:32:31.040 He put
00:32:32.340 Whatever
00:32:32.860 We started
00:32:34.200 And then he was like
00:32:34.900 How do you like it?
00:32:36.080 And I was like
00:32:36.640 I mean I like it
00:32:37.520 Like calm
00:32:38.240 Or like rough
00:32:39.200 I don't care 0.75
00:32:39.640 You know like choke me 0.89
00:32:40.580 Whatever 1.00
00:32:40.900 And she's like
00:32:43.260 And then he murdered me
00:32:44.520 I'm not dead 0.89
00:32:45.140 He strangled me to death
00:32:46.920 And I had to revive
00:32:47.960 My mom revived me
00:32:49.160 Wait but there's a difference
00:32:50.920 Between like rough
00:32:52.260 and rude all right so what happened was that he spit on you no he goes he's like okay he goes like
00:32:59.060 are you enjoying it and i was like yeah and i was like wait i yeah and then he's like are you
00:33:04.660 enjoying he asked me again i was like no where where's he hitting you like here and that's
00:33:09.220 aggravated in your face that's aggravated assault i mean no i mean i said i liked it rough you know
00:33:13.500 and he was like can i tap you a little bit i was like sure but he was just like call me your king
00:33:17.060 Call me your king 1.00
00:33:19.740 Dude you got a two inch dick 1.00
00:33:21.800 You got a two inch dick 1.00
00:33:23.760 That took you six hours to get hard 1.00
00:33:25.960 You ain't even the prince 1.00
00:33:27.340 You're a peasant 1.00
00:33:28.580 Who the fuck call me the king 1.00
00:33:30.460 That's what I'm saying 1.00
00:33:31.880 That's why you don't fuck with dudes with abs 0.99
00:33:33.660 That's why you don't fuck with dudes with abs 1.00
00:33:35.820 Get you a man with a beer belly 1.00
00:33:38.620 Yeah his abs like disappeared 0.63
00:33:40.460 God dang
00:33:41.460 His abs disappeared 1.00
00:33:43.900 And he was like you're my fucking queen 1.00
00:33:46.180 bitch and i was like all right you're my he's like you're my peasant and i was like all right 1.00
00:33:50.440 and then all of a sudden i start hearing his phone and it's a 365 days soundtrack you know 0.97
00:33:56.000 though like the wait what sorry yeah what he had a ringtone yeah like you know the one of like
00:34:01.360 because he was like i know you because i told him i like 365 days which is like a sex movie but he
00:34:05.740 wanted to be the guy apparently and like put the song in the background or whatever okay
00:34:11.120 And then whatever
00:34:12.960 Let's say when he finished
00:34:14.580 I was like
00:34:15.720 Like in that picture
00:34:17.440 He literally told me
00:34:20.120 Was it worth it
00:34:22.380 And I go
00:34:25.000 Sure
00:34:26.360 And he was like okay well do you want to go out right now
00:34:28.380 And get something to eat and walk around 1.00
00:34:30.660 Bitch it's 7am 1.00
00:34:32.440 Bitch it's 8 in the morning 1.00
00:34:34.500 No it's 6.32 0.99
00:34:35.060 Well it's 6.32
00:34:37.600 The sun hasn't come up yet
00:34:40.540 yeah no so then i realized then i realized maybe this guy's coked out you know oh so that's what i
00:34:48.220 was gonna say so so so there's a lot of there was a lot of the you know the quick explosion show me 0.99
00:34:53.120 in action are you listening to me no soft dick cocaine has a massive effect on on sex drive and 0.99
00:34:59.200 on you know erection strength yeah i know from experience i don't do it anymore but i know from 1.00
00:35:04.780 the past but this guy sounds like a coked out two inch dick abs fish in pocket asshole like yo 0.99
00:35:12.580 honestly like what i'm telling you the abs i'm telling you the abs were your mistake i i thoroughly 0.99
00:35:18.740 believe that relying on a guy who spends the majority of his time working on their body they
00:35:26.700 just want someone to carry me and you know they're generally lacking they're they're sometimes 0.87
00:35:31.800 lacking in other departments whether it's penis size whether it's their ability to be humorous 0.99
00:35:35.660 whether it's their ability to you know carry a conversation because the biggest penis i've seen 0.99
00:35:41.620 was from this guy who looks like mclovin and he literally okay start the story 0.98
00:35:46.640 it's not as good as the other one but it's the truth doesn't matter you know anwar probably has 0.98
00:35:52.120 the biggest dick anwar is probably slinging yeah yeah okay wait so what do you think he was doing 0.99
00:35:57.200 during the two hours that you were asleep do you think he was in the corner just like like watching 1.00
00:36:00.700 I don't know 1.00
00:36:03.500 but I am so stupid 1.00
00:36:04.320 for falling asleep 0.99
00:36:05.060 this guy could have 0.99
00:36:05.960 murdered me
00:36:06.300 that's so dangerous 1.00
00:36:07.160 I'm so stupid 1.00
00:36:08.180 you know what 1.00
00:36:08.740 I'm your friend
00:36:09.820 so I'll say you
00:36:10.460 what probably makes you 1.00
00:36:11.340 even more stupid 1.00
00:36:12.020 is giving him 1.00
00:36:12.680 as many chances
00:36:13.360 as you did
00:36:13.840 like why Lele
00:36:14.700 why did you
00:36:15.320 because I was desperate
00:36:16.560 I was so desperate
00:36:17.720 and that's what brought him
00:36:18.840 in in the first place
00:36:19.520 and I knew him
00:36:19.720 for three days
00:36:20.300 I've seen him like
00:36:21.160 three times
00:36:21.640 so I was like
00:36:22.040 okay this guy
00:36:22.760 you know
00:36:23.700 you see him out in LA
00:36:24.680 just running about
00:36:25.440 like is he gonna watch
00:36:26.080 this podcast
00:36:26.580 and be like
00:36:27.000 yeah
00:36:27.320 he's gonna be like
00:36:28.400 hell yeah 0.60
00:36:29.260 dude 1.00
00:36:29.460 Took her to town
00:36:30.680 What does he do
00:36:32.120 For a living
00:36:32.620 I don't know
00:36:33.480 You know when they say
00:36:34.140 That they're an entrepreneur
00:36:35.660 He's a drop shipper
00:36:37.860 He's either a drop shipper
00:36:40.080 Or he's completely unemployed 0.98
00:36:41.140 One or the other
00:36:42.520 That's it
00:36:42.960 Oh I'm an entrepreneur
00:36:43.760 What do you do though
00:36:45.440 Like
00:36:45.720 He doesn't tell me
00:36:47.220 What he does
00:36:47.660 Is there a chance
00:36:48.120 It was Connor Blakely
00:36:48.840 No you don't know
00:36:50.920 Nobody knows him
00:36:51.860 Nobody knows him from like
00:36:53.220 Oh cause he's off
00:36:54.240 Social media
00:36:55.320 That's actually kind of cool
00:36:56.460 That's why I wanted
00:36:57.300 You know like
00:36:57.780 You know
00:36:58.180 But wait
00:36:59.100 He was on Raya.
00:37:00.620 Hold on a second.
00:37:02.060 No, no, no.
00:37:03.300 No, no, no, no.
00:37:05.020 He can't be off social media and on a dating app.
00:37:07.200 Because, you know, in Raya, you can grab a friend.
00:37:09.320 You can give a friend a pass.
00:37:10.620 Oh, yeah, nominate.
00:37:11.420 Yeah.
00:37:12.020 Oh, so he got the pass.
00:37:13.220 He got the pass.
00:37:14.260 Lele, that was a great story.
00:37:16.780 I don't know.
00:37:18.160 I have a lot of stories.
00:37:20.100 I got a lot of stories.
00:37:21.020 That was like having a little call her daddy moment on our own podcast.
00:37:25.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:37:25.980 Really great.
00:37:26.540 A really great moment.
00:37:27.540 Which is incredible.
00:37:28.160 but you asked like you could have been killed by this guy and you're and you're absolutely right
00:37:32.600 well i've been kidnapped before and i've survived so so you i remember this remember that i do
00:37:37.440 remember this yeah do you mind refreshing my memory i saw you and i was like i love america
00:37:41.880 like it's so easy remember when i first met you i was just like i love la it's so amazing you were
00:37:45.880 like oh you're from venezuela i was like yeah i miss it so much but like i had to leave because
00:37:49.120 i was kidnapped and stuff but yeah yo i remember that lately i do love america you've had a crazy
00:37:54.900 life yeah not as many kidnappings here no definitely some but i love everybody here like
00:37:59.600 it's just except the kidnappers and the guy that cooked fish for you i was five so i don't remember
00:38:04.280 you know but uh so do you want to talk about that like what happened uh was it like cartel
00:38:10.960 related or some shit like what i don't know they just wanted money my because my my grandfather
00:38:14.560 owns like tractors a lot of tractors in venezuela this place that we that's like called turin in 0.78
00:38:19.580 venezuela and um they wanted to like kidnap me and my mom for like money you know they wanted
00:38:24.800 money and uh what happened was that like we were we yeah they kidnapped her but they they crashed
00:38:29.560 into a tree and we were able there was like a village and we were able to escape rookie mistake
00:38:33.380 yeah yeah yeah i don't know how i don't remember but this is what my mom told me do you come does
00:38:37.840 your family come from money in venezuela yeah my my my grandparents came from italy and they brought
00:38:44.500 like stuff like from like italy to venezuela and then they like build a whole like business like
00:38:48.460 my grandfather is like the rich one i'm not okay i was just trying to understand what like is is
00:38:52.340 kidnapping for ransom pretty big business down in venezuela is that like something that happens
00:38:55.920 i have no idea but i know but i know a lot of people who you know just curious about the revenue
00:39:00.100 stream yeah yeah you're interested you're interested i got to take a call guys yeah exactly
00:39:05.540 why are we this isn't funny but regardless uh so you make it out alive which is yeah and then we
00:39:10.680 right away the next day and we don't come back i mean i came back like when i was 13 i would visit
00:39:14.620 sometimes but uh apparently like i don't know why they say that like since i have a passport
00:39:19.920 venezuelan passport if i go to venezuela and they see that like they this was like two years ago
00:39:25.220 actually maybe i can go now but because i had a venezuelan passport passport they don't let me 0.51
00:39:29.800 out so if i enter they won't let me out and that's why i couldn't go that sucks i know i know
00:39:34.860 no venezuela's had quite the trouble over the past few years i was gonna say and you've been
00:39:39.800 really you've been really supportive actually you were down there for a festival right yeah it was
00:39:43.580 it was actually not in venezuela it was next to venezuela's on the border so that's why i could
00:39:46.900 go what was what was the disaster that was going on it was it a humanitarian crisis yeah it was a
00:39:51.980 humanitarian crisis and it was like um a concert for like the people there they were actually like
00:39:56.880 wasn't there some sort of leadership the president yeah just a mess like it's a mess it's a mess and
00:40:02.640 it's so beautiful like when i was there what i remember it was just like it's crazy beautiful
00:40:07.380 and like it had like it was it's a rich it was a rich country i think it's like has a lot of oil
00:40:11.300 everything you know so it's has the situation improved there because i remember seeing the
00:40:15.680 video and he was he was stopping uh he was had blocked the borders the highways were completely
00:40:21.440 shut down between venezuela and one of the neighboring countries yeah and it was colombia
00:40:26.240 in colombia right and it was a i mean the streets were on it was a war it was a war zone it's like
00:40:32.400 a war zone yeah and there's famine like you oh he wasn't letting people humanitarian aid come in 0.99
00:40:38.020 from colombia to venezuela yeah and he and it's so and it's so stupid because seriously like 0.99
00:40:43.600 it's just such a beautiful country and it could be so rich if it was just like managed from a guy 0.97
00:40:49.180 that has you feel you feel good about your involvement with uh your roots no or do you
00:40:54.920 wish you could do more yeah 100 i wish i can do so much more really yeah i can't and like you know
00:40:59.880 like i just like wish i can get it go in the country and it's hard it's frustrating yeah it's
00:41:04.120 frustrating because it's a it's a massive problem yeah and my dad my parents are like i don't want
00:41:07.280 you to like anything happen to you you know that's also yeah that's also tricky so it's really tricky
00:41:11.900 to do that we talked we talked music for a second you have a new single coming out this is what we
00:41:16.320 heard we heard no no no name nobody knows the name massive secret massive secret what what's
00:41:23.340 going on with that you you love music like that's kind of your that's kind of your thing you crushed
00:41:27.480 it in that space too yeah i remember celoso uh i actually have it pulled up here this video has
00:41:31.760 320 million views like come on dude this is this is great lately i remember when you i don't know
00:41:36.740 look at you i don't know if you remember this but you took me aside at hide nightclub which uh oh my
00:41:42.680 god i do remember that and you said logan i gotta tell you something i'm like what is it lele i
00:41:46.880 thought you were gonna take me back and like kiss me or some shit no i was like i make music 0.58
00:41:50.580 and uh you show me you singing and you were fantastic i said i said oh my god lately you're 0.80
00:41:57.620 gonna be you're gonna be a triple threat like you see all these youtubers and influencers try to
00:42:01.140 make music and you're like well that's good influencer music like that's a good song like 0.99
00:42:06.020 That's a song I would listen to in my car when I'm serenading some girl and about to cook her fish and give her soft dick. 0.99
00:42:11.220 It did great. 0.99
00:42:11.700 It was like 150-something million streams in Spotify.
00:42:16.380 Do you know how many streams you have in Spotify total?
00:42:18.280 I think Johnny sent it to me.
00:42:20.100 I don't.
00:42:20.600 It's over 300 million for sure.
00:42:22.840 It's crazy.
00:42:23.660 It's crazy.
00:42:24.320 Plus, I just love Latin music.
00:42:27.320 I wish I'd just come here and play Latin music for you guys, but it's great.
00:42:31.440 We keep mentioning Johnny and Sammy.
00:42:33.560 Yes, they're the best.
00:42:34.460 have uh shot studios you have one of the most powerful teams in hollywood in the influencer 0.59
00:42:42.400 space led by two absolute fucking legends in the space that have worked with everybody from bieber 0.51
00:42:48.080 to mike tyson to everybody i mean these guys are monsters in the space what what has that been like 0.96
00:42:54.220 to have such a supportive team and also have all of your homies be on that team with you rudy
00:42:58.840 like everybody be a part of it it's like a 60 of the reason why i'm still successful 60
00:43:04.940 you know what i mean it's literally more than like me myself but it's a big big chunk why um
00:43:10.880 i've lasted so long you know because it's the it's your team you can't do this alone and that's
00:43:15.860 important to know i i can't i did it maybe in high school for those three years but like
00:43:19.840 when i came here it was like the perfect team for me and i've met them with with you when when we
00:43:24.780 way back this is like way back they're day ones to you to all of us they are they are which is
00:43:29.620 awesome yeah and now they're managing jake yeah now they're managing john johnny's managing jake
00:43:35.580 johnny texts me he's like yeah i don't know if you heard like i managed jake now there's supposed
00:43:39.420 to be a press release today but uh his house got his house got rid of the fets the day he started
00:43:46.000 managing him and so that's kind of like like that's kind of like uh probably one of johnny's
00:43:51.060 bigger tests you know i mean he was telling me some stories say that i'm not going to share
00:43:54.560 because I talked to him for an hour before you came on
00:43:56.560 about stuff he wants to write in his book,
00:43:58.040 and he's done some serious turnarounds for some big people.
00:44:02.180 Of course.
00:44:02.860 And so this is a test.
00:44:04.680 I mean, let's see what Johnny can do with Jake Paul.
00:44:06.140 Maybe in one year, Jake Paul is a leading motivational speaker
00:44:09.380 or some sort of neuropathic scientist.
00:44:12.640 I see that.
00:44:13.220 Or something takes the diamond grill out,
00:44:16.120 stops rapping or whatever,
00:44:18.940 and becomes some sort of humanitarian assistant of some sort.
00:44:23.060 But he's doing great, too.
00:44:24.220 I mean, the fight is huge.
00:44:25.500 Yes.
00:44:25.960 Massive.
00:44:26.460 Yeah.
00:44:27.700 What was I going to say about Sammy?
00:44:30.680 Say Johnny, Johnny, Johnny.
00:44:31.980 No, I was going to say something about Johnny.
00:44:32.880 But Sammy is like the behind this, like, you know, okay, let me tell you.
00:44:37.940 This is what it is, all right?
00:44:39.000 I think Johnny is the head, and Sammy is the neck that turns the head.
00:44:43.360 Well, who's the body?
00:44:44.780 The influencers.
00:44:45.360 To everybody.
00:44:46.020 Yeah.
00:44:46.620 Okay, got it. 1.00
00:44:47.080 On the boobs. 1.00
00:44:47.780 Okay. 1.00
00:44:48.360 And Hannah's the butt. 1.00
00:44:49.140 Okay. 0.99
00:44:49.360 Oh, okay.
00:44:50.100 And the legs are just other people. 1.00
00:44:51.320 The legs, I feel like, should be an Anwar. 0.95
00:44:53.020 The legs should be an Anwar.
00:44:54.080 you know yeah the arms rudy rudy that was the biggest that was the biggest cosign i i got besides
00:45:00.180 you of course was uh was sammy coming up to me at the airport the america airlines uh terminal 1.00
00:45:04.700 and coming up and saying yeah like give dap me up being like yo i fuck with your shit fuck with 1.00
00:45:08.300 the night yeah he like yeah yeah like that was like that was like one of the biggest things 1.00
00:45:12.440 dude i was like yo if these dudes have respect for me i gotta keep going like and i think about
00:45:15.760 it sometimes i really do i think about that conversation i remember he came off to us
00:45:18.820 every single time i see you guys it's just like i get so excited i don't know if you guys get
00:45:22.540 excited but i know i literally we love you of course you're just this ball of energy it comes 0.99
00:45:27.140 into your life like a bad combo we're here we could probably fuck some shit up probably should 0.98
00:45:32.340 probably should probably should like is there anything we can just destroy besides this set 0.99
00:45:35.780 actually fuck it we'll get a new set anyways oh my god but how's uh how's everything like 0.94
00:45:42.540 corona with you guys no this is my podcast what is house you just started a podcast is this what 0.98
00:45:47.800 you're doing it yeah i'm doing that but it's so different so it's like i actually get like 0.51
00:45:51.740 anonymous people to tell me their secrets yeah oh shit yeah what is it best kept secrets with 0.56
00:45:56.240 lele pons it's a spotify exclusive right yeah wow so another so you know what's crazy spotify 0.99
00:46:02.160 is picking up uh everybody at this point it's almost like we're next in line pieces of shit 0.58
00:46:08.420 or something you know what's uh you know what's crazy it's um it's crazy that um that like there's 0.72
00:46:15.260 like one story that i like you know like i'm not a therapist that's that's something i want to tell
00:46:19.020 you guys but there's people you're not a licensed therapist no but there's people
00:46:23.960 but there are people that literally tell me secrets that are not like crazy like for example
00:46:29.880 there's one guy comes to me he's like i just want to say that like my biggest secret is just like 0.60
00:46:34.000 i had sex with my cousin and now she's pregnant oh that's tricky oh yeah and i'm like the whole 0.83
00:46:38.620 thing's complicated you know like what do you say you know what do you say i i probably ask 0.98
00:46:43.860 questions i'd be like well was first off was it good yeah you know not that i need to know but
00:46:48.680 Did you know it was her, you know, like your cousin?
00:46:50.940 Did he know?
00:46:51.360 No, he didn't.
00:46:52.500 Tricky.
00:46:52.660 And he like fell in love with her.
00:46:54.060 They fell in love and then they found out.
00:46:55.080 Even more tricky.
00:46:55.460 Was it in the South?
00:46:57.240 Was it like in like Alabama?
00:46:58.960 Because I feel like in some cities in Alabama, everybody's your cousin.
00:47:01.380 Is that your girlfriend?
00:47:02.120 Yeah.
00:47:02.720 Hi, how are you? 0.99
00:47:04.160 You look blonde. 1.00
00:47:05.480 I like her. 1.00
00:47:06.680 She, yeah, she was up to 4 a.m. 1.00
00:47:08.540 That's why she looks like a donut. 0.69
00:47:09.700 Being supportive.
00:47:10.780 At least you have someone.
00:47:11.280 No, you look great, baby.
00:47:12.100 You always look great. 1.00
00:47:13.280 You're going to get shit for that one. 0.99
00:47:14.880 But I just feel like I have, I have a, I could be so wrong. 0.99
00:47:18.060 I'm definitely wrong
00:47:18.680 I feel like I have
00:47:19.380 I'm gonna whisper this
00:47:20.300 So she can hear me
00:47:21.180 Put your headphones on
00:47:21.800 Put your headphones on
00:47:23.280 So you can hear me
00:47:23.600 Just listen to one
00:47:24.620 You can just listen to one
00:47:25.420 I feel like I have
00:47:26.260 A little bit of leeway
00:47:27.200 With like telling Josie
00:47:28.480 She looks like a donut 0.93
00:47:29.180 Because like society 1.00
00:47:30.180 Has literally deemed her hot
00:47:31.800 Do you know what I'm saying 1.00
00:47:32.460 Because she's a model 1.00
00:47:33.080 She's a totally super model
00:47:34.140 So like Loki
00:47:35.120 Maybe if I want to tell her
00:47:36.100 That she's looking like
00:47:37.100 The marshmallow man
00:47:37.960 Or the Michelin man
00:47:38.920 Like maybe I could
00:47:39.640 That was probably
00:47:43.100 The nicest thing
00:47:43.860 Logan's ever said
00:47:44.620 About you Josie
00:47:45.340 That was
00:47:45.840 It was so sweet
00:47:46.980 It was so nice.
00:47:49.040 No, baby, you're beautiful.
00:47:50.600 You're beautiful.
00:47:51.180 Like the sky is blue.
00:47:52.800 Gravity pulls.
00:47:53.800 Josie Canseco's beautiful.
00:47:54.980 So nice.
00:47:55.720 Oh, you're so beautiful.
00:47:58.060 Look, I love you, baby.
00:47:59.200 Oh, my God.
00:48:00.180 I'll see you soon. 0.99
00:48:01.160 Meanwhile, I get the fucking coat guy. 0.99
00:48:02.840 I'll see you soon for the cutters, man. 0.99
00:48:03.580 I'll see you for you, babe.
00:48:04.580 Meanwhile, I get the coat guy.
00:48:05.700 Meanwhile, you're sticking the fish in your pocket.
00:48:07.680 What was he doing for two hours?
00:48:09.360 Dude, I mean, listen, man.
00:48:11.340 He's making more fish.
00:48:12.280 I would say it's either substance abuse related
00:48:14.840 or, you know,
00:48:16.180 mental illness related.
00:48:17.440 Can I just show you
00:48:18.220 how he looks like?
00:48:20.280 You got catfish.
00:48:21.840 Just describe him.
00:48:22.560 What's like the reverse
00:48:23.260 of a catfish?
00:48:24.740 Cat dog.
00:48:25.180 No, I guess it's still catfish, right?
00:48:26.760 But it's like...
00:48:27.240 Pocketfish.
00:48:27.920 Glizzy Guzzler. 0.61
00:48:28.900 Pocketfish.
00:48:29.800 Glizzy Gladiator.
00:48:30.680 And he still texted me like,
00:48:31.860 hey, like, are you tan?
00:48:32.780 I love tan girls. 1.00
00:48:33.980 What the fuck is this guy's problem? 1.00
00:48:35.800 What the fuck is this guy's problem? 1.00
00:48:37.440 No, no, no, no, bro. 1.00
00:48:38.460 Is he 15?
00:48:40.520 Yo, you still...
00:48:41.100 Yo, what's good?
00:48:41.700 You still tan?
00:48:42.860 Yo, you still tan?
00:48:43.900 You still got skin?
00:48:45.300 My friend, right?
00:48:45.900 Sandra, didn't he say that?
00:48:47.520 When he called in, he was like, I like tan girls.
00:48:50.040 You still tan?
00:48:51.520 Hey, by the way, you still...
00:48:53.600 I could see how you could make that mistake.
00:48:55.760 He's a very good-looking guy.
00:48:59.120 I could see how you could make that mistake.
00:49:00.860 That's Ashton Kutcher.
00:49:01.780 That's Ashton Kutcher.
00:49:02.260 I'd never expect it from a guy that looks like this.
00:49:04.660 Oh, you...
00:49:06.240 That's true.
00:49:07.480 Is that his fault, though?
00:49:08.580 He's relied on being good-looking his entire life.
00:49:10.700 Yeah.
00:49:11.200 A lot of good-looking people do that.
00:49:12.700 If you're, if you're listening to this podcast and you're good looking, like don't rely on
00:49:16.680 be good.
00:49:17.240 Don't rely on being good looking.
00:49:18.940 It's only skin deep.
00:49:20.340 It really, it's just when people, when you start to have like actual conversations that
00:49:23.960 require a bit of depth and you can't do it because you haven't had to your whole life
00:49:27.240 or you haven't had to work hard because you're good looking and you have always found someone
00:49:30.480 who can carry your weight.
00:49:31.920 You're going to be a little bit of deep doo-doo.
00:49:33.680 I just, I just, I really do believe that.
00:49:35.780 And obviously there's outliers for it, but like if you generally, I don't even want to
00:49:41.560 Because I'm going to talk about somebody that's watching the show right now, and they've got a great body.
00:49:45.180 And they're like, but I'm also funny.
00:49:46.900 But a lot of times you find these guys that spend so much time just getting their bicep perfect, looking in the mirror, taking the selfie.
00:49:53.580 The picture you just showed us of that dude on Raya, he's draped over a wall. 0.97
00:49:57.880 He looks like he's in a firefighter, he's oiled up and shit. 0.98
00:50:00.820 But he doesn't know how to tell a joke. 1.00
00:50:02.920 What do girls want to do more than anything else? 0.90
00:50:05.880 A funny guy. 1.00
00:50:06.920 Laugh. 0.99
00:50:07.780 Number fucking one. 1.00
00:50:08.920 If you can make a girl laugh, you could land the hottest girl in the world. 1.00
00:50:13.280 It's true. 0.99
00:50:13.780 It's true because, you know what, I'll tell you. 0.97
00:50:15.260 Literally, dude, go make girls laugh. 0.99
00:50:16.600 I got a fucking mullet and a beard that's five feet longer than it should be. 0.99
00:50:20.340 I'm 300 pounds overweight, a reformed 80-year-old drug addict, okay? 1.00
00:50:25.340 But I'm funny as fuck, dude. 0.99
00:50:27.020 So just work on your humor. 0.99
00:50:28.860 Be confident.
00:50:29.780 Be nice.
00:50:30.700 And don't cook them fish the first night, especially not spicy.
00:50:33.300 Go with, like, a nice chicken or a steak.
00:50:35.020 It's the truth because I was upset.
00:50:38.100 Like I was super like I like this one guy and he was not like like if you see him, you'll be like, that's your type.
00:50:44.280 No, he was not like my type, but he was the one that I really love to talk to.
00:50:47.840 And I like him.
00:50:48.720 I generally like fell for him for that.
00:50:51.120 And that's the most important thing.
00:50:52.660 We say our kind of like metric and how we gauge who the right person is for us is if we wake up next to this person, do we want to hit them in the face with a frying pan?
00:51:03.400 If the answer is no, we'll go further.
00:51:07.200 We'll see what happens.
00:51:07.760 It's called the pan test.
00:51:08.960 By the way, I'm sure you've had this before.
00:51:10.520 You wake up. 0.98
00:51:11.500 Maybe you even had some good sex. 0.98
00:51:12.940 You had a good time with them. 0.90
00:51:13.760 Maybe the conversation was good.
00:51:14.740 But for whatever reason, the alcohol wears off.
00:51:16.520 You wake up the next morning and you reach your hand out.
00:51:19.440 But it's not for an alarm clock or to turn your phone alarm off or anything.
00:51:22.760 It's for a frying pan to immediately batter the person.
00:51:26.680 That means you're not in love?
00:51:27.940 Correct.
00:51:28.120 It just means you don't want to keep going on.
00:51:29.880 It's the frying pan test.
00:51:30.920 We use it as a key metric for continued success in a relationship. 1.00
00:51:33.860 Yeah, I should have just fucking paned the fucking coke. 0.99
00:51:37.380 you don't even have to do it but if you think about it just get out of there yeah and the coke 0.99
00:51:41.520 guy i still i still think it's great what's your biggest flaw in relationships like when guys say
00:51:46.900 like oh leila you're a lot to handle do you know like tactically what makes you a lot to handle
00:51:51.160 yeah um sometimes i you know well first of all i like to flirt a lot so i uh so you'll be in a
00:51:58.280 relationship just flirting with everyone you are a flirter yeah i am a flirter but you know that's
00:52:03.320 something that comes with like age and you just like get like more mature eventually when i get
00:52:06.940 married i will i don't know maybe make a mistake i'm just someone that right now that i don't i've
00:52:13.140 never been in love so because i've never been in love i you know i cheat a lot but i don't think
00:52:17.840 that's like you're not really cheat you're not like so in a relationship you'll actually hook
00:52:22.620 up um and if i'm in a relationship and i'm gonna cheat i don't really cheat i tell the person that
00:52:27.440 i'm gonna cheat though well then so you're not cheating it's called like an open relationship
00:52:31.640 but but what if you end up in a relationship with a guy who is worse than you like he's just out
00:52:36.680 they're just spraying and praying no i i wouldn't want that no oh so you got a double standard out 0.99
00:52:43.420 out the ass i don't want i'm gonna be honest with you you you need you need a dude with absolutely 0.99
00:52:50.660 insane big dick energy that is that is just like yo like not like that because honestly like we 1.00
00:52:55.460 talk about this a lot on the show too a guy that will let you go flirt and is never like yo who 1.00
00:53:01.800 the fuck was that guy? Because when he 0.96
00:53:03.800 doesn't ask you, he never
00:53:05.660 asks you, yo, who's that guy? Who's that guy you're talking to?
00:53:07.900 That's hard to get, to be honest.
00:53:08.540 It's hard to make mad.
00:53:11.340 That's what I'm saying.
00:53:12.340 Why is this guy not caring at all? I feel like
00:53:14.500 you will not want to have sex with other people. You'd be like, yo, 0.82
00:53:16.500 I fuck with this dude, and if he's got 0.99
00:53:18.580 that kind of energy, he'd probably do you right. 1.00
00:53:20.360 Yeah, 100%. I haven't found anybody yet.
00:53:22.300 I just want to say that. 24 years old, you've never been in love?
00:53:24.740 No. That's sad, Lily.
00:53:26.320 You're working too hard. Well, they say, sometimes
00:53:28.420 they say that I'm a lot to handle
00:53:30.480 because sometimes I'm just like, what are you doing?
00:53:33.680 I call them a lot.
00:53:35.120 I mean, I don't know what it is to be in a relationship.
00:53:38.380 I'm in a relationship with my mom, basically.
00:53:40.600 But that's great, though.
00:53:41.620 Do you see yourself maybe stop cheating?
00:53:45.040 Yeah.
00:53:46.260 If you cheat for me, if you cheat on a person that you're with,
00:53:51.300 you don't like them then because I believe in that.
00:53:53.780 When I cheat, I usually am like, hey, I'm about to cheat on you.
00:53:56.640 I think we should stop this because- 0.99
00:53:58.080 Hey, I'm five minutes away from being fucked by someone else. 1.00
00:54:01.720 Yes, I'm cheating on you. 1.00
00:54:02.680 That's what I do. 1.00
00:54:03.260 I'm breaking up with you now.
00:54:03.920 But that is good.
00:54:04.600 That's cool.
00:54:05.260 That's your transparency and honesty.
00:54:07.320 I don't cheat twice on the same person.
00:54:09.520 Never.
00:54:10.140 If I think I'm going to cheat, I tell them, I don't think this is working.
00:54:13.460 Some people would say once a cheat, always a cheat.
00:54:16.060 No, she doesn't cheat because technically you're telling the person ahead of time,
00:54:18.980 like, yo, listen, I have feelings, I have thoughts about other people.
00:54:21.400 Let's break this off before we hurt the other person.
00:54:23.420 And honestly, that's notable.
00:54:25.140 That's very worthy to do that.
00:54:26.700 It's, it's, I generally, you know, personally like to put a little bit of time between a breakup and my next fuck, like just out of respect for the person, but that's just me.
00:54:36.920 Not everybody's like that.
00:54:38.080 And I know that there's a lot of girls out there that break up or have a breakup and they want to, they instantly want validation from another man.
00:54:45.560 It also depends on the type of breakup.
00:54:47.300 If it's like a, if it's a pretty, uh, amicable breakup.
00:54:51.740 Sure. 0.99
00:54:51.900 The idea is not to go fuck the nearest person you can. 1.00
00:54:54.540 but if it's like a violent maybe unhealthy toxic breakup the spite fuck is inbound oh yeah we all 0.99
00:55:00.420 know about that also make sure to know this is for the guys that have been with me every single 0.98
00:55:04.160 time i'm gonna break up with you i give you a present before oh my god you're like that's like
00:55:09.500 the uh the godmother griselda from the cartel it's like she's like i got a little gift for you 1.00
00:55:14.060 and she gives them like a ring and then fucking cuts their dick off what's the gift like i usually 1.00
00:55:19.000 give them like a trip to like oh i thought she'd be like i'll let him fuck me in the butt 1.00
00:55:22.660 I've done that so many times 1.00
00:55:26.020 But I don't know why the fuck 0.96
00:55:27.360 I don't like it 1.00
00:55:28.140 My mom always said the butthole is an exit 0.97
00:55:31.440 Not an entrance 0.81
00:55:32.100 Thank you so much
00:55:33.460 I don't know why guys like that
00:55:34.800 It's very tight
00:55:36.500 For me it's just like a
00:55:39.420 You're telling me that little thing
00:55:42.500 That little thing that you have there 1.00
00:55:44.180 Your girlfriend lets you do it in the butthole 0.99
00:55:46.740 I'm not saying that 1.00
00:55:48.260 But also
00:55:48.760 She's so tiny
00:55:51.020 He's so tiny.
00:55:52.820 I don't know. 0.89
00:55:53.460 It's kind of kinky. 0.61
00:55:54.500 Yeah, but you can't...
00:55:55.180 He's never even gone all deep.
00:55:57.440 You're like tip deep, bro.
00:55:58.600 We're working on it.
00:55:59.320 Yeah, we're working on it.
00:56:00.060 Dude, obviously. 1.00
00:56:00.640 Your girlfriend needs to give my girlfriend some tips.
00:56:02.300 I cry a lot. 1.00
00:56:03.580 Some anal expansion tips. 0.98
00:56:05.160 There's all kinds of tools for it. 0.73
00:56:06.960 I mean, there's plugs that you could use beforehand, but like you said... 0.96
00:56:09.960 I'm not trying to go bob the builder on my girlfriend's butthole, bro.
00:56:11.580 No, I know, but like he's very similar to the point. 0.98
00:56:14.200 Like you said, it's a dominant thing.
00:56:15.480 I don't think there's... 1.00
00:56:16.360 There are some girls out there that truly do enjoy it and are actually able to orgasm 1.00
00:56:20.220 as a result of anal sex. 0.99
00:56:21.340 No, I'm sorry. 1.00
00:56:22.080 But it's so strange to me
00:56:23.460 and at the end of the day,
00:56:24.420 it's really like,
00:56:25.220 yo, I'm going to let my dude do this 1.00
00:56:26.760 because I fuck with my guy. 1.00
00:56:28.060 That's my biggest sexual fear 1.00
00:56:30.480 is to shit on someone. 1.00
00:56:33.580 Oh, and it will happen. 1.00
00:56:34.500 It will happen.
00:56:35.040 Thank God it hasn't happened for me.
00:56:36.960 Have you heard of an enema?
00:56:38.280 No. 0.98
00:56:38.800 It's a tool that cleans out your rectum 1.00
00:56:41.460 prior to anal sex 1.00
00:56:42.440 and I highly recommend it 1.00
00:56:43.640 if you're going to do it.
00:56:44.380 I don't want to do it.
00:56:45.340 No, of course not.
00:56:45.980 Who does?
00:56:46.380 Then don't do it.
00:56:47.000 Who does want to do that?
00:56:47.440 Only do it if you want to do it.
00:56:49.360 No.
00:56:49.520 And if you're going to do it, maybe start with pocket fish guy 1.00
00:56:52.040 because his dick is the size of an eraser on a pencil. 1.00
00:56:54.220 I did it already with a guy that didn't have a big dick, 1.00
00:56:56.540 so that's why I did it. 0.99
00:56:57.540 That didn't? 1.00
00:56:58.380 Didn't have a big dick. 1.00
00:56:59.140 Smart. 1.00
00:56:59.600 You scoped him out.
00:57:00.760 Very smart.
00:57:01.900 Were you a little intoxicated at all? 1.00
00:57:04.020 I tend to find that alcohol leads to butt sex quicker than sober butt sex. 0.99
00:57:09.160 Yeah, 100%. 0.99
00:57:09.720 I was like crying, but I was like laughing.
00:57:13.140 I feel like that pretty much sums up your life.
00:57:16.160 Like in general, just like you're laughing your way through
00:57:18.120 and crying in the corner.
00:57:19.520 That's how I am
00:57:21.420 You do have a fascinating
00:57:23.600 Psyche and personality
00:57:25.700 Even that series that just came out
00:57:28.120 Your series
00:57:28.780 The Secret Life of Lele Pons
00:57:30.560 You got vulnerable
00:57:32.200 You opened up a lot
00:57:33.720 The only time you guys are going to ever see me cry
00:57:35.740 Is in that
00:57:36.220 I never do this stuff
00:57:39.300 Lele, that was so brave
00:57:40.520 What made you decide to put yourself out there like that?
00:57:44.760 There was a lot of reasons
00:57:45.920 Because I have a lot of people
00:57:48.800 and fans like always like telling me like they have problems and everything and all their mental
00:57:52.580 like issues and i never say to them like yeah i have this too or how can i help them yeah and also
00:57:58.080 like i went to a ranch for like a month and i met so many people there and they were like hey
00:58:02.740 we didn't know you had it why don't you tell the world it's amazing like i got like a lot of
00:58:08.160 a lot of people pushed me even like my patients that i was with pushed me to do this and it took
00:58:13.020 me a while and i was like maybe i should do it maybe i shouldn't i don't know what people are
00:58:16.000 going to say you know and at the end i did it and it was amazing what was it a uh like a mental
00:58:22.700 health wellness camp yeah it was it's uh and it's for people that actually want to go and uh get
00:58:28.560 better it's a nbi ranch is in weston in florida and it's amazing it's a great great um what's
00:58:36.700 their mission uh do you know like their mission statement is it to uh to actually do exposure
00:58:42.320 therapy as well so actually like if you have ocd if you're bipolar yes exposure response if you
00:58:48.220 have tics if you have uh ocd if you have bipolar anything anxiety anything they help you with them
00:58:55.240 and we do also group therapy and like i meet other people that have the same thing as me so that's
00:58:59.080 what we're talking about here just to give context this this series came out um the secret life of
00:59:03.760 lele pons and i have tourette's i have ocd and it's these uh disorders that a lot of people
00:59:09.400 didn't know about you my dad is gay that's all we could talk about that for a second i actually
00:59:13.380 you knew that no i i did know that but it's not my business to i would not you know that's not
00:59:18.380 my title for my video lately's dad is gay i let you do it for your show those views though i didn't
00:59:24.100 but wait i want to i want to i want to talk about this because i'm sitting here with you and i've
00:59:29.280 known you forever yeah and i've never i didn't know this about you how do you how do you hide
00:59:35.140 your Tourette's the OCD I could have guessed because you're a perfectionist and the way you
00:59:40.420 like kind of uh uh innately clock into some sort of weird universal fiber when I'm watching you
00:59:47.000 direct your videos is like that's a person with OCD who needs this to be perfect yeah but even
00:59:51.940 watching that like I didn't know how severe it was yeah so how my Tourette's are very mild okay
00:59:57.540 it's like stuff like like when I like you wouldn't notice like I twitch a lot this right but I you
01:00:02.400 You know, I put like this here, like, you know, but like I could be doing this and I do it all the time.
01:00:06.560 That's why like my hand, because I twitch a lot, can go all the way back, you know, like my finger.
01:00:11.840 Cause I do like, and this as well, like it can go back cause I've been doing it my whole life.
01:00:15.080 Okay.
01:00:15.680 That also.
01:00:16.280 And then like, sometimes I even look at you and I'm like, and that's like a little twitch that I try to like minimize.
01:00:21.740 It's called like a tick.
01:00:22.520 It's like a little tick that I'm like, Oh, you like integrate it into conversation.
01:00:26.580 Yeah.
01:00:26.860 And when I talk to you and I'm like, that like, I blink more sometimes than I should.
01:00:31.140 because it looks like you're attentive but really yeah but i'm like yeah but yeah but that's
01:00:36.300 something you learn actually in nbi it's like okay you have tics that's okay and i had them
01:00:41.400 really really bad but what you're gonna do is let's try to like make them more mild integrate
01:00:46.240 yeah integrate like people won't know like i'm doing this with my hand you know yeah i haven't
01:00:50.860 noticed i seriously i i've been friends with you forever i'm even just sitting with you here and
01:00:54.860 i'm like kind of flash flashing back to this uh these episodes and the things i saw and i'm like
01:00:59.700 yeah that's crazy what's what's your um do what's your is is that bending back of the hand your
01:01:06.000 response so like so ocd is obsession and then a compulsion to do something to react to that
01:01:11.500 obsession yeah and so like you obsess about about a thought for example and then you are compulsed
01:01:18.280 to do something in reaction to said thought and so it's it's a it's and that's what that's what
01:01:22.760 exposure and response trains you out of and so basically you're you're being trained to not
01:01:27.600 respond to an exposure like for example let's say um i want to touch the water for no reason if i
01:01:36.560 don't and then you feel like if you don't touch it the world's gonna end your mom's gonna die
01:01:40.560 a car's gonna drive off a cliff everything's over it's it's like you're gonna like yeah whatever 0.90
01:01:45.580 so respond like um exposure response it's like what i do is i usually go close to oh shit sorry 0.97
01:01:52.460 that was a mistake yeah that's fine so you go close to it right and then you can't have a face
01:01:57.800 of like like this so that's response don't response to it you know what i mean so it's
01:02:01.960 just like this and like just like let the feeling be there and eventually it'll leave and now i don't
01:02:07.080 want to like let's say then you don't want to touch it did you uh you've dealt with this for
01:02:11.240 probably a good portion of your life yeah that was nine what were some of the other things that
01:02:14.920 you used to do as a compulsive response i so because i because i've dealt with some of this
01:02:18.960 myself myself and my mom is is ocd and i had portions of my life where i would leave and i
01:02:25.620 didn't touch the doorknob right on the way out and i would walk all the way back in my building
01:02:30.760 go back up touch the doorknob one more time and then leave again exactly but but it wasn't a
01:02:35.100 ritual did you have to do it like three times sometimes three times sometimes five well most
01:02:38.740 no odd numbers either has to be everything has to be done in evens and so these are classic
01:02:42.820 ocd cases i do it three times okay yeah i do it three times and it has to be a reason why do you
01:02:47.400 do it you know three times i do three times for the holy trinity you know okay like it's i was
01:02:52.380 very religious when i was little and you know going into that that's another thing but um i do
01:02:56.980 it three times sometimes i even let's say i close the door i know i close the door i've seen the
01:03:01.800 door closed but i have to go again i can relate so have you noticed that when you started because
01:03:07.460 this is obviously so relatable for me have you noticed that when you started making content like
01:03:12.240 this yeah that you knew immediately and innately was helping people in a massive way did that make
01:03:19.580 you feel just so much more purpose and so much more meaning in your own life yeah um there was
01:03:24.880 one person i'm not gonna say her name but she is huge she's a huge artist like bigger than like
01:03:31.020 like just huge like huge like Ariana Grande big you know and she texted me and and she was like
01:03:37.780 i just want to say thank you so much for this documentary i also have ocd and we saw this
01:03:42.800 documentary it was really hard for me to watch it but i just wanted to tell you like you know
01:03:46.300 privately i have it too and i was like you have it someone that's like you know what i mean like
01:03:52.020 you don't notice it at all and also like when billy ellis says that she has tics i never saw
01:03:57.060 her tics you know i never noticed but it's it's stuff that people have and it's like it takes it
01:04:02.340 takes a lot of courage because like i told her i was like why don't you want to talk about it ever
01:04:05.380 sure and she she said no it's just like people might judge me or anything like that and it's
01:04:10.000 true because people will judge i mean i put this documentary and there has been people that judge
01:04:14.520 you know and they say it's fake or they say um why don't i just quit if it's so hard or like what
01:04:19.480 makes you different from everybody else that has like why do you get a documentary other people
01:04:23.420 don't or something like that but like you just have to go with it you know one one person just 0.99
01:04:28.920 if one person hits you up and says yo you helped make my life better i will take a billion fuck 1.00
01:04:37.400 yous every day fuck you dude fuck your pc i will take every single one of them i just went through 1.00
01:04:42.380 this with the i wrote a book about addiction i've gone through i've had so many people reach out and 1.00
01:04:46.760 say you did this you're all these things that's what my dad told me just one person that's all
01:04:50.580 you need to change one person's life and it's all worth it yeah and that's what i that's why i did
01:04:55.240 this because i knew there was gonna probably be like hate around this you know so i was like okay
01:04:59.200 let's am i gonna help one person and my my my team said you are for sure one person i was like
01:05:06.220 let's do it you know yeah that's awesome and i have and like moms have got come up to me like
01:05:10.080 people from harvard that are studying this like have come up to me said thank you and i'm like
01:05:13.600 i'm good that's awesome yeah that's it that's amazing you you did you did a fantastic thing
01:05:18.760 and many people i just want to say thank you so much because many people have clicked the link
01:05:22.020 of like how to get help and i love that you know for sure and that's very important and people have
01:05:26.300 gone to the the the ranch and talked to my therapist katia more so i'll just give her a
01:05:31.520 little shout out yeah her um that and that and want to actually get help and that's the that's
01:05:36.780 the purpose of this you know amazing so what do you what do you think the most detrimental or the
01:05:42.400 what was the hardest thing about having these disorders like did you go any through anything
01:05:46.700 that relationship relationship ocd is the worst for me it's uh i get obsessed with a person you
01:05:53.380 know so that for me is the worst because people don't understand what ocd sometimes is and they're
01:05:57.100 like why are you why are you uh obsessed if i say this um if i do this or whatever like i'm
01:06:02.660 it's just really weird it's like i get obsessed with um with people i just get and it's really
01:06:08.320 bad it gets really bad and it could be that's so interesting i know i feel i could literally
01:06:13.180 talk to you about this for like hours because it's so much stuff that i can relate to is that
01:06:16.520 is that a compensation thing when you're bouncing between relationships then yeah i like yeah
01:06:21.080 exactly that's why like i don't get too attached yeah i yeah i get really attached and then are
01:06:26.340 you afraid of commitment yeah i am but also you want i am yeah commitment but how much of that
01:06:32.240 is driven by your issues that you have with yourself do you know what i'm saying like i
01:06:36.760 went through so much time where i went through a decade without a relationship because i was so 0.82
01:06:40.540 fucked up mentally and and and was working on myself for so long and i finally got to a point 0.79
01:06:45.480 in the last you know year that i felt okay enough to to push myself into it and it was uncomfortable 0.99
01:06:51.120 as fuck so much problems with intimacy and like long term like all that stuff i know like in my 0.72
01:06:56.460 in my ocd like i know if like the guy doesn't call me for example like i would think the worst 0.99
01:07:01.800 oh that's it that's for sure he doesn't like me all that stuff and then i would be like obsessed
01:07:06.340 with like i have to do anything in my power for him to like me and that's when like it's you're
01:07:10.280 doing you're impulsive now you know and then great show yeah great show yeah has uh have have you
01:07:16.000 gotten better have you improved is this will this be a journey and a fight that you're doing for the
01:07:21.620 rest of your life or or is there is there is there an end when you say i i've i've conquered this and
01:07:26.320 i i can understand myself there's no cure but you can definitely manage it better and i have
01:07:30.820 definitely managed it better like i remember my relationship before and my relationship is now
01:07:34.740 for example let me just say this example and i think he knows about this huampa you know i made 0.60
01:07:40.860 that party for him i danced in the party for him oh my god i remember that what was the fuck what 0.93
01:07:46.680 what did i do wait wait wait wait what do you what that was awesome what do you mean it was 0.96
01:07:50.780 awesome but i wasn't his girlfriend well you know what i mean i did think that was weird i remember
01:07:54.540 i was dancing i did a whole cake and i built it like and then i did like choreographed a dance 0.83
01:07:59.540 with your girls yeah with his merch what the fuck like you know and like going back to it i was 0.97
01:08:04.900 you know i had to do everything perfect and it was perfection everything perfect that night 0.98
01:08:09.080 to get him to like me because if he didn't like me then i was not gonna find a boyfriend and it's
01:08:13.280 never it's like wow it's like the world crashing it's the worst it's the worst yeah but also if
01:08:19.000 you find the right guy that could be the best i know i just need like if my girl threw me a party
01:08:23.440 and she choreographed the dance there were giant i remember the giant robots i wouldn't do that i
01:08:26.860 wouldn't do that if you like me you would only do it if it's a challenge because like the fact
01:08:31.780 that he doesn't like me i'm like i start thinking really bad things wait didn't the wampa thing
01:08:36.020 didn't that start out just like kind of fake yeah it just started out and then it is just like my
01:08:41.420 brother oh i didn't know he developed into a real relationship no i never evolved into a real
01:08:45.280 relationship i i got obsessed he didn't he was fine he was like my friend or whatever so it was
01:08:51.240 all in my head so wampa was your boyfriend but he was never just his friend he was never my boyfriend
01:08:55.460 but in your eyes yes whoa yeah and he even told me he was like thank you so much for the party but 0.98
01:09:01.940 what the fuck like what's all this it's a great party yeah it was a great party thank you for 0.98
01:09:07.820 coming i don't remember anything because i was like all over the place were you drinking that 0.99
01:09:11.580 night no i remember that i i think i drank with you the first time you got drunk i'm pretty sure
01:09:17.440 wasn't your 21st oh that we were me and you puked everywhere yeah everywhere yeah most places a lot
01:09:24.340 of a lot of vomit good times man those are the days but were they i don't know and also just
01:09:31.020 want to say that uh ocd is not like um you don't do anything bad at all like for me like my ocds
01:09:36.980 i've just like done like great things you know like the party for someone or just like i want
01:09:40.500 them to like me or like well with your work it probably helps immensely like that's why i had
01:09:44.460 to post every single day if i didn't post one day i thought i was gonna lose all my followers that
01:09:48.120 sounds incredibly compulsive but it equates to massive success it helped me amazing it was for
01:09:53.440 for sure and now thank god that's not now i can i don't have to post every day you know i think that
01:09:59.620 if i don't post tomorrow nothing's gonna happen you know i'm not gonna lose everything for real
01:10:03.740 like good the moment you start getting in your head about uh what you think you need to do
01:10:08.580 to appease an audience i'm telling you it's not you can't do that forever it's not long lasting
01:10:13.920 you're gonna burn out you're gonna collapse mentally and you've i'm sure you've experienced
01:10:17.660 it um how do you manage business and creative on that note because you're you're you're incredibly
01:10:25.940 creative but you obviously got a business side to you as well yeah because of the way you've been
01:10:31.720 able to uh spread out your verticals i mean no no one has as many followers as you do across
01:10:36.980 multiple different platforms that's actually impossible even look at the biggest tiktok
01:10:39.800 stars in the world some of them are barely moving numbers on twitter some of them are barely moving
01:10:44.280 numbers on instagram um who is it you deciding what business strategies and endeavors to undertake
01:10:52.200 that's why right now me and shots we are partners okay so they're they're on the business side me
01:10:58.160 and them on the business side and then creatively yes do you feel like you've monetized as best you
01:11:02.760 can yes i have yeah what in what ways have you uh have you done it with with music absolutely
01:11:08.860 um have you done any products with that uh like products no i have you know like i don't do that
01:11:15.720 much merch at all yeah that's what i'm saying how come uh i don't i don't know sometimes i'm
01:11:20.940 actually like kind of like and this is like my head i'm just like really like i don't want people
01:11:25.140 to like buy like like uh spend money on me you know i don't know why i'm just like oh i don't
01:11:30.720 want them to spend money your manager your manager doesn't like to hear that we gotta make money
01:11:36.500 i know i know we have to make money but i'm always just like i don't want to ask so much i just want
01:11:40.280 to ask them to like watch my stuff you know really yeah i just feel like if i i don't know it's just
01:11:45.180 like has my head as well i just feel like if if i ask too much they're gonna just like but it's not
01:11:49.420 like selling out i don't know but it's not like you're asking for money maybe like your perspective
01:11:53.360 is wrong like when i when i sell people maverick clothing it's like yo this is a brand with a
01:11:58.580 meaning behind it that resonates to me to my fucking core you know so i'm okay with sharing 0.72
01:12:04.420 that and i'm excited about spreading that message with an audience that believes in me and then
01:12:08.640 audience that i believe in as well yeah so it's maybe instead of picturing it like that you know
01:12:14.020 you're asking for their money it's like a reciprocated symbiotic relationship they get
01:12:18.820 a piece of you and you get a piece of them in the form of cash yeah i hope that i hope that they
01:12:24.640 never think of like oh she did all this just to get our money at the end you know yeah but you
01:12:30.460 i make you i make your money lily i know i know i can make it you doing brand deals yes of course
01:12:36.120 i'm doing that okay okay i wonder i wonder what the best way for you to like truly optimize it
01:12:40.780 i'm sure you got a good business plan like you got a three-year plan you got a five-year plan
01:12:43.740 definitely with like my team and everything like that yes what are your secrets i uh what are you
01:12:49.460 gonna do um i have a lot coming a lot well because you do a lot like is it gonna be music
01:12:56.420 base is gonna be podcast exactly not with podcast i just like even how you guys do it just put like
01:13:00.760 um like a little like like um brandio in there you know i'm so excited for your podcast i i knew
01:13:06.940 you're gonna be great because you're you're a star by the way i've always said that like i got
01:13:10.460 patting myself on the back i know you have yeah when people were like talking about who's gonna
01:13:13.920 make it out of the vine space every time number one top of the list lately ponds oh yeah i could
01:13:18.260 see and you too though i you've always you've been around too have you noticed me and you have
01:13:22.640 been around for a while for like seven years i'm telling you lately it's because we don't stop we
01:13:26.380 don't stop people don't people people don't attribute like just literally just hard work
01:13:30.220 over talent like any day i'll be doing this forever just because it's ingrained in me
01:13:34.060 yeah you know what i'm saying and and you you too for whatever reason you find a reason to post
01:13:38.200 wake up and be excited about living and creating content every single day yeah i don't know how
01:13:42.360 the fuck but you know i guess like i was never really brilliant in school so i was like well 0.84
01:13:46.020 at least i have an art artistic side it's it's so crazy how you can be moderate or even mediocre 0.99
01:13:53.120 in school or maybe not even that good but you you are one of the best in the world at this other
01:13:58.040 thing yeah so make sure that when you go in school and you see that one person that's silent or
01:14:01.780 whatever okay maybe not silent but you see that one with the silent the trench coat who sits in
01:14:05.820 the corner at lunch with his hair slicked back watch out for that kid no watch out for that kid
01:14:10.040 but like make sure that when you see that one that's like not that that's smart like in in
01:14:14.720 like numbers but is smart in other things you know those are the ones that are like outside of school
01:14:20.300 are gonna like go crazy did you end up finishing high school yes because i told them i was like
01:14:24.820 why not just pass me like really like i'm not gonna come back i'm not gonna go to college
01:14:28.480 you bribed them but with a tag on vine did i bribe them i feel like i would i told them the
01:14:34.100 truth do you want me back here or can you just i mean i have a career you know
01:14:38.260 so they just gave me the diploma like this like sure please don't hurt us yeah and like everybody
01:14:46.240 was like she she did not get a beat you know like like i wasn't in school i got you okay so right
01:14:53.080 now fast forward you're still living with ma yeah and dad is where in miami did they got divorced
01:14:59.980 i'm assuming why don't they get divorced i always tell them your parents are still married yes this
01:15:04.240 is fascinating yeah they're just like oh we don't have to go through the whole process we're just
01:15:07.200 separated but but he's but he's like with somebody else you know yeah but it's a hat it's a hassle 0.86
01:15:12.000 divorce is a hassle it is oh yeah oh yeah it's a fucking nightmare i feel like i'm gonna get married 0.92
01:15:17.920 and get divorced right away because i made a mistake i i could probably guarantee that i'll 0.93
01:15:21.280 back that idea of yours i think yeah no i don't know i don't know i just feel like i already have
01:15:27.180 my people that are gonna be in the altar being like she made a mistake she just left you know
01:15:30.840 in the altar while everybody's i'll come to your wedding when the guy says does anyone object i'll
01:15:34.680 happily stand up and be like, Lele, you talked
01:15:36.800 about this and I'm Paulson. I want someone to object to my
01:15:38.780 wedding. That sucks and it's horrible to say 0.99
01:15:40.720 but I do want to be entertaining. 0.96
01:15:42.860 You know? In the wedding. What a show.
01:15:45.140 Why don't you just put on a fake wedding? You always put 1.00
01:15:46.800 it on a show. I know some people that can make it happen.
01:15:48.760 Don't go there. I actually wanted to
01:15:50.800 do that with you. I wanted to go to a wedding.
01:15:53.100 Yeah. Me? Yeah, I know. I don't know because you did
01:15:54.740 like, you know, like before you were doing like crazy vlogs.
01:15:56.900 Oh, yeah. So I wanted to ask you if you wanted
01:15:58.760 to go to meet with me to a wedding. I don't know.
01:16:00.840 A wedding that I don't know and just object.
01:16:02.880 I totally would have done that
01:16:05.280 And come up with a super intricate reason
01:16:08.020 For these strangers
01:16:08.740 I object you know why
01:16:10.880 You know why
01:16:12.420 She's waiting outside 1.00
01:16:14.200 And also fucked up 0.99
01:16:17.360 It's really fucked up 0.99
01:16:18.140 I'm never going to get a boyfriend after this podcast 0.99
01:16:20.860 I'm sure you'll get plenty of
01:16:23.280 Impulsive fans in your DMs
01:16:24.640 Impulsive fans go hard
01:16:25.960 You're going to get plenty of them in your DMs
01:16:28.400 With applications of why they should be your boyfriend
01:16:30.640 Your parents dynamic is fascinating 0.88
01:16:32.680 okay so your dad your dad is gay oh yeah okay so i don't want to make his sexuality a big thing
01:16:40.360 but it's fascinating because you grew up in a household you so was it a discovery to you or
01:16:46.340 did you know and then he told you no i i found him in bed that's how i found out of course
01:16:51.140 everything is so dramatic what i was okay so my my cousin's communion right and we live next door
01:16:57.260 to my dad you good i'm just prepping for this story okay so we it was my my cousin's communion
01:17:04.780 and we were next next door and they wanted a floaty and i was like my house has a floaty you
01:17:09.360 know like so i'm gonna go over there yeah right so i go over there and then all of a sudden like
01:17:14.600 i my dad's not answering me and i was like okay well maybe he's upstairs so i go upstairs with my
01:17:20.080 dog and i see that i mean i see him and he's like on top of the guy and i was like and i was like
01:17:24.240 10 or something i don't know how like 13 and then i open the door and i'm like i stand there for a 0.79
01:17:30.160 second like a fucking weirdo and i'm like oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god things 0.89
01:17:34.520 are going to my head and then i like close the door and then i just leave and just like go to my 0.98
01:17:40.280 cousin's quinceanera and not quinceanera uh community and literally were you shook yeah 0.78
01:17:45.200 literally because i'm a dramatic bitch i have to stop so i go into my cousin's community and i 0.98
01:17:51.760 literally go on the floor my father's gay like you just announced it to the world you took his 0.98
01:17:57.600 secret secret made it yours and my mom and everybody who knew was like oh my god oh my god 0.93
01:18:01.800 oh my god he told her oh because she she obviously knew she knew she knew they didn't want to tell
01:18:06.160 me that so technically your dad was cheating on your mother with a guy no she knew already she
01:18:12.140 she knew like seven years ago like before okay they they broke up at seven and that was like
01:18:16.880 10 or 13 okay but they didn't want to tell me yet they had to prepare myself you know like to
01:18:21.680 prepare me what kind of thoughts were going through your mind um it's definitely that's
01:18:25.220 definitely a moment the first was like how is it happening because you know i was i don't know
01:18:29.700 anything about sex yeah you know yeah uh how is it happening then it was just like who is this man
01:18:34.120 um does my mom know um like how what do you mean he's gay he had me you know kind of thing that
01:18:38.940 was like a girl i was like yeah you know um what were the answers to these questions did you find
01:18:44.440 why is he doing this like you know because i was always protective when a girl came to his house i
01:18:49.080 was like oh you're not my mom kind of thing you know okay so i'm like oh no now i have to fight
01:18:53.200 with guys like you know like so i was very protective of my dad for me he was like always
01:18:57.900 a prince you know and like and to see this it was just like weird especially okay it's weird if you 0.85
01:19:02.340 see your mom and dad fucking too all right sure imagine you're just seeing a stranger and your 0.61
01:19:05.520 dad i almost feel like i'd prefer that you do uh yeah i a because i think watching that yeah maybe 0.99
01:19:12.500 Or seeing it for a second
01:19:13.440 I think it'd be interesting
01:19:15.740 I think it'd be interesting 0.99
01:19:17.400 And also seeing my parents have sex 0.79
01:19:18.980 Given the fact that my mom's remarried
01:19:20.480 And they've been divorced for 10 years
01:19:22.140 And they hate each other sort of
01:19:24.220 They act like they don't
01:19:25.160 It'd be weird
01:19:26.540 I don't want that
01:19:27.520 I'd much rather have the latter
01:19:28.720 Or the former
01:19:30.200 That's something to go
01:19:33.940 That's something I do 1.00
01:19:35.980 I don't know why I do this shit 0.99
01:19:37.060 When I find something out 1.00
01:19:38.140 I just need to tell it
01:19:39.040 Like my friend, my friend lost her virginity like three days ago, right?
01:19:46.680 A friend that I have.
01:19:47.380 She's little.
01:19:48.040 A friend that I have. 0.67
01:19:48.740 How old is she?
01:19:49.420 19.
01:19:50.200 Okay.
01:19:50.680 She like lost her virginity.
01:19:52.420 And I like immediately called her mom and told her, oh my God, like our baby's like all mature.
01:19:58.700 And she's like, what are you talking about?
01:19:59.980 Yeah.
01:20:00.560 Cause I, I.
01:20:01.400 Your daughter got her cherry popped, man.
01:20:04.100 Yeah.
01:20:04.480 The mom hates me now.
01:20:05.340 It's amazing that you have a show called, what is it?
01:20:07.520 The Secret?
01:20:08.020 Yeah. 0.94
01:20:08.240 The secret live of Lady Pons 0.62
01:20:09.320 But I'm just like
01:20:09.900 It's not secret
01:20:10.460 None of it's secret
01:20:11.620 But I don't know them
01:20:12.580 So I can't
01:20:13.000 You know
01:20:13.180 That's why they're anonymous
01:20:14.040 I don't know
01:20:14.900 So your relationship
01:20:15.700 With your dad today
01:20:16.520 Is
01:20:16.880 The best
01:20:17.640 A1
01:20:18.060 It's dope
01:20:18.380 I feel like it's even better
01:20:19.720 Than my mom's
01:20:20.480 Like you know
01:20:20.880 Because I live with her
01:20:21.500 So it's like crazy
01:20:22.440 But like
01:20:22.840 My dad and me are like
01:20:24.140 Best best best best friends
01:20:25.520 And he's probably
01:20:26.040 Incredibly happy too
01:20:27.060 Oh he's amazing
01:20:27.680 That was probably
01:20:28.580 A bit stressful
01:20:29.800 Having to hide who he was
01:20:31.100 From his family
01:20:32.480 Yeah
01:20:32.920 It was really tough for him
01:20:34.160 Because you know
01:20:34.720 Like he
01:20:35.220 His family
01:20:36.220 From like his part
01:20:37.120 You know like
01:20:37.960 it was like tough they they were just like not for it you know he's always wanted a family right
01:20:43.280 so he was like the only way i'm gonna ever get a daughter or have a family is by faking like you
01:20:49.760 know like just like he wanted to like believe he wasn't gay you know because people told him that
01:20:54.520 if you can't be gay you can't be gay you can't be gay and he knew he was you know but it's hard
01:20:59.700 you know when you have a family like in that like treated you like that if it was like dangerous in
01:21:03.920 that time you know like because he wanted he put a lot of people that he was friends with died
01:21:07.780 and he he was living in venezuela at the time yes so okay so that's probably even yeah even
01:21:12.900 yeah a little bit harder even more at the time frowned upon yeah to come out at in that country
01:21:18.920 and i don't want to speak for venezuela no but it's true it's true and then you know after that
01:21:23.460 he met my mom he was he was super like depressed too obviously but he met my mom and my mom is
01:21:28.120 someone that is not like she's very like interesting she's someone to admire she was a doctor she was
01:21:32.780 learned like you know she was a doctor she was like studying to be a doctor and like they became
01:21:36.360 really best friends right and then like you know he did love her as like like love her love her
01:21:41.220 but like maybe not like that but it but you know like he felt comfortable with her and he built a
01:21:47.100 family and then when time was going on time was changing and gave you know like there was more
01:21:51.600 gay people coming out and everything he was like i feel like it's okay you know and my and his dad 0.61
01:21:56.980 and mom died you know and then he was like okay like now i feel like i'm not gonna like give my 0.72
01:22:02.020 mom and my dad a heart attack you know like so now oh okay yeah so how far into the relationship
01:22:07.460 with your mother did he or like 13 years and did that's when he let her know yeah like when i was
01:22:13.020 seven and they were dating like four years and she didn't have any idea no idea because he didn't
01:22:17.660 want like he was in denial you know and a lot of people are i know a lot of people that are in
01:22:22.060 denial that they're gay this is fascinating to me this is why i'm asking so many questions so so
01:22:25.800 the conversation between him and your mom when he finally told this to her had to be one of the most
01:22:31.180 probably one of the most difficult conversations yeah she was like no you're not and he was like
01:22:35.460 yes i am i just like now like because he found someone i think in that time he was like i need
01:22:40.660 to come out like i am i've always been but now like i feel like i can finally be and i'm allowed
01:22:46.100 to be you know before my my parents was like if you're gay like we're gonna like they don't
01:22:50.900 disown you like they they did a lot of bad things to his brother you know who was gay a lot so like
01:22:56.660 he was just afraid and then like he's like i'm not afraid anymore you know times have changed like
01:23:00.620 you know and and um was your mom shattered did it i imagine she was broken you know and like
01:23:07.760 i probably i didn't know why they got divorced for the longest time but like she was broken and
01:23:12.080 she she even went she was like i don't think you are like let's let's make sure like are you for
01:23:15.680 real like but he was like yes i am you know did she did she feel guilty at all i i i would assume
01:23:22.460 that sometimes in that scenario the uh your mother or whoever would be in that position
01:23:29.080 can't help but feel like maybe it was a little bit of their fault which which they shouldn't
01:23:35.000 feel like but did she did she did she feel in any way um like she had done something maybe wrong or
01:23:42.520 not fulfilled him in a certain way that he liked no actually um she she did she maybe she did i
01:23:48.740 never asked her but all i know is that she felt like she was like lied to you know like obviously
01:23:54.140 like yeah yeah like she was more focused on that she was actually you know what was saved her was
01:23:58.580 me she was focused on me like she was just like what she did she devoted her whole life to me 0.61
01:24:03.560 after that like she was working and then like after that she was just like she turned to me
01:24:08.160 for like happiness kind of thing you know and um we've been super close ever since and my dad has
01:24:13.440 always been in my life obviously but um it was hard for her you know the thing is like i can't
01:24:19.280 say that i was with her because she always kind of kept her like you know composed for me you know
01:24:23.900 so i never saw her really like go through it like everybody else probably did you know because you
01:24:29.640 don't want the child that's like seven years old to watch you like cry and like you know yeah but
01:24:33.780 sometimes it's hard like we're just we're just people we're just humans on this planet like i
01:24:37.540 like i i'm sort of scared when i'm a parent because like there you have to balance so many
01:24:43.700 things it's the responsibility of having a kid and being a parent but also you want to be their
01:24:48.300 friend but you have to teach them the good virtues of humanity but i was you don't want to be too
01:24:52.860 strict and you want them to like you like the thing is like we had we left like uh venezuela
01:24:57.460 at five and we were just like we were it's all new to us and i was in school and i just like
01:25:02.760 around nine i found like i found out i had like i was diagnosed yeah so she was like fully working
01:25:09.420 on my ocd and tics and everything when i was nine and i think that was distracting her from like
01:25:14.640 you know reality sometimes so um it was pretty hard and uh that's that's life you know i guess
01:25:22.240 I feel like we could talk about
01:25:24.500 everything forever, Lele.
01:25:26.260 We've got to have you on another podcast.
01:25:28.500 There's so much. There's a lot.
01:25:30.100 You're very complex and you're a very dynamic
01:25:32.460 person. We've got to definitely have you back on Impulsive.
01:25:35.680 I'm so impulsive too. 1.00
01:25:36.960 You are impulsive as fuck. 1.00
01:25:38.600 I'm excited for your podcast. 0.99
01:25:40.420 When's the first episode come out?
01:25:42.340 Oh, it did. It did already?
01:25:43.920 A week ago. So it's brand new.
01:25:46.060 Is it weekly? Yeah, it's every Wednesday.
01:25:48.860 Okay, awesome. I'm going to go check it out.
01:25:50.760 Lele
01:25:51.520 you're a gem
01:25:53.020 you're a sweetheart
01:25:53.660 oh thank you
01:25:54.720 thanks for coming on Impulsive
01:25:55.200 thank you so much
01:25:56.080 I love you
01:25:56.500 you know I love you
01:25:57.160 yeah I love you too Lele
01:25:58.540 and I hope you find love
01:25:59.740 you know for your own
01:26:00.660 a guy who's not doing cocaine 0.99
01:26:01.980 and jerking off in the corner 1.00
01:26:03.320 of your room 0.99
01:26:03.700 when you're not looking
01:26:04.440 I don't know what he does
01:26:05.600 they exist
01:26:06.520 believe it or not
01:26:07.240 oh they exist guys
01:26:08.020 they just don't have apps
01:26:08.760 don't go to Raya
01:26:09.340 or do and get kicked off
01:26:11.740 like I did
01:26:12.280 yeah
01:26:12.700 you guys can find her
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