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00:02:12.660 That's America's d***. 0.99

00:02:15.540 And it is, I mean, from an unbiased, straight POV, 0.99

00:02:20.540 I'm telling you, the guy's got a hammer.

00:02:23.560 He could have used that alone to defeat Thanos.

00:02:29.580 there's microbes microbes that feed off of an atmosphere

00:02:36.940 what are you what are you doing what what was the noise that came from your body

00:02:42.240 inside of it that was not it was my laptop you need to get your fan checked sound like a baby

00:02:47.940 lion just roared but he's caught inside your stomach we're talking about venuses venus it's

00:02:52.860 a planet all right get your head in the game today like way welcome back to impulsive the

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00:03:00.120 Yeah, Venus, what's good?

00:03:01.440 They discovered life microbes.

00:03:03.300 Phosphine, I think.

00:03:04.280 It's a chemical.

00:03:04.880 It's a gas.

00:03:05.600 And apparently it's a sign that there's life in the clouds of Venus.

00:03:08.760 We're getting closer and closer.

00:03:10.220 The day of reckoning is coming where the microbes from Venus will come down to this planet and ravage all.

00:03:16.380 They could.

00:03:17.060 Could you imagine?

00:03:17.940 How would we deal with them?

00:03:19.640 Same way we dealt with COVID, masks.

00:03:21.960 No, we put on masks.

00:03:23.120 Is Venus one of the gaseous planets?

00:03:25.340 No, right?

00:03:25.940 Gaseous.

00:03:26.260 Gaseous. 1.00

00:03:26.620 Yeah, gaseous as fuck. 1.00

00:03:27.860 It is gaseous? 1.00

00:03:28.640 No, it's hot.

00:03:29.960 It's hot, but is it made of stones or made of gases?

00:03:32.560 A lot of gas.

00:03:33.980 Come on, come on.

00:03:34.820 I think there's stones, as you say.

00:03:37.940 Really?

00:03:38.440 Pretty sure.

00:03:39.040 Look, guys.

00:03:39.500 I'm not a Venus expert.

00:03:40.680 It's been a crazy week.

00:03:43.380 You know, a lot's been going on. 1.00

00:03:44.960 I can't focus because the fucking Dolan twins. 1.00

00:03:49.400 Oh. 1.00

00:03:50.120 They just won't stop chirping.

00:03:51.760 Yo.

00:03:52.000 What happened?

00:03:53.040 It was all good.

00:03:53.960 Such nice guys.

00:03:54.900 We had them on the podcast and everything was great.

00:03:56.620 this is them

00:03:57.380 just jabbing

00:03:58.100 poking the beehive

00:03:59.180 right

00:03:59.560 what they don't understand

00:04:00.500 is there's hornets

00:04:02.920 I got nothing

00:04:04.280 nah

00:04:04.680 so Grayson really wants to wrestle

00:04:07.500 apparently

00:04:08.060 like

00:04:08.540 dog

00:04:09.720 he's never talked about

00:04:10.840 anything this much

00:04:11.980 ever in his life

00:04:13.560 and he

00:04:13.840 and Ethan and him

00:04:14.980 just won't stop

00:04:16.020 and I think it's cute

00:04:17.800 like they want

00:04:18.600 I get it

00:04:19.040 they want to wrestle

00:04:19.720 I get it

00:04:21.020 I want to put on a good show too

00:04:22.160 just like

00:04:22.980 have you guys maybe

00:04:23.640 consider for one second

00:04:24.600 that there might be more

00:04:25.460 something more important

00:04:26.540 on my horizon

00:04:27.180 than wrestling

00:04:28.780 a Dolan twin

00:04:29.420 well Brad Batch

00:04:30.820 posted a post

00:04:32.780 on Instagram

00:04:33.300 you guys know

00:04:34.520 how much I love

00:04:35.100 Brad Batch

00:04:35.900 that said that

00:04:37.200 you were going to

00:04:37.480 be fighting

00:04:37.900 Josh

00:04:39.320 Jimmy Bruckner

00:04:39.900 Josh Bruckner

00:04:40.740 Josh Bruckner

00:04:42.480 Johnny Bruckner

00:04:43.180 who fought

00:04:44.120 on the undercard

00:04:44.720 of the KSI fight

00:04:45.340 won his fight

00:04:45.860 very good fighter

00:04:46.540 by the way

00:04:46.980 he DM'd me

00:04:48.040 he said

00:04:48.720 do you know

00:04:49.280 something I don't

00:04:49.940 I said I have 0.96

00:04:51.280 no fucking idea 0.98

00:04:52.020 who made this up 0.99

00:04:52.920 I'm not fighting

00:04:53.380 Josh

00:04:53.680 is this fan fiction

00:04:54.600 maybe

00:04:55.380 We started making out into fan fiction

00:04:57.640 And that's when I stopped reading it

00:04:59.740 Let's just be honest

00:05:00.660 If the people watching this episode

00:05:02.060 Breadbatch, Jimmy Bruckner

00:05:04.320 If any of those people knew

00:05:06.660 What I know right now

00:05:08.640 And what you know, what Mac knows

00:05:10.480 About what's really going on 0.98

00:05:12.380 The internet would fucking melt 0.97

00:05:13.440 The computer you are watching this episode on right now 0.99

00:05:17.800 Would melt

00:05:19.360 Like the atmosphere of Venus 1.00

00:05:21.380 You have no fucking clue 1.00

00:05:23.000 Bro, the Dolan's, they're so new to combat shit talking. 1.00

00:05:29.180 I've been doing it for so long. 1.00

00:05:31.000 The, you're scared, you're being a little bitch, is like the easiest surface level insult 1.00

00:05:39.240 you can try to use to provoke someone, right? 1.00

00:05:42.380 You're like, oh, you're just scared.

00:05:44.800 Why are you giving him a fake speech impediment?

00:05:47.580 Because that's how I hear them.

00:05:48.540 Scaled.

00:05:48.940 you'll get it running for me

00:05:51.480 because you're a little 1.00

00:05:52.140 you clown bitch 1.00

00:05:53.680 you're scared 1.00

00:05:54.820 I'm like bro

00:05:55.320 you got me

00:05:55.940 I'm shaking in my boots

00:05:56.860 over here

00:05:57.440 so uh

00:05:58.480 Dolan Twins

00:05:59.920 postpone

00:06:01.280 put a pin in it 1.00

00:06:02.360 Grayson I will wrestle you 0.98

00:06:03.620 my friend

00:06:04.200 you'll have your moment

00:06:05.080 for a second

00:06:06.600 you're gonna lose

00:06:07.200 but

00:06:08.140 trust me it's coming

00:06:09.220 what else is going on 1.00

00:06:10.020 I see Captain America's dick 1.00

00:06:11.380 all over Twitter 1.00

00:06:12.500 oh poor guy

00:06:13.100 how could you not

00:06:13.840 it's taking up all the 0.99

00:06:14.680 fucking space 0.99

00:06:15.320 what he do 1.00

00:06:15.800 Chris Evans

00:06:17.020 Captain America Avenger

00:06:18.820 He posted a screen recording

00:06:22.500 Of his camera roll

00:06:23.640 And at the very bottom

00:06:25.200 There was a hard

00:06:26.480 Massive

00:06:28.180 It was hard

00:06:29.740 I think it was

00:06:31.900 I think so

00:06:33.620 It was interesting

00:06:34.480 He had some girth 1.00

00:06:36.600 I was impressed with the schlong at dong 1.00

00:06:39.200 I said 1.00

00:06:39.580 I was about to say something

00:06:43.560 Also that I also censored

00:06:45.280 Was it about the same thing

00:06:47.140 No no no

00:06:48.220 But there was also a headshot in his camera roll of him. 1.00

00:06:54.260 And at the bottom it said something like, guard that pussy. 1.00

00:06:58.080 What? 1.00

00:06:59.640 Is he a bro?

00:07:01.960 Is he like a college frat bro at heart?

00:07:05.480 Maybe. 1.00

00:07:06.380 Or maybe he just loves fucking. 1.00

00:07:09.300 Guard that pussy. 1.00

00:07:10.720 Bro, that's America's dick. 1.00

00:07:12.720 and it is 1.00

00:07:15.160 I mean

00:07:15.880 from an unbiased

00:07:17.280 straight POV

00:07:18.960 I'm telling you

00:07:19.840 the guy's got a hammer

00:07:21.540 he could have used that

00:07:23.180 alone to defeat Thanos

00:07:24.540 if Captain America 1.00

00:07:25.780 whipped out his penis 1.00

00:07:26.600 he could have done it 1.00

00:07:28.480 in the first one

00:07:29.480 but he didn't

00:07:31.420 and now here we are

00:07:33.260 here we are

00:07:33.680 he played himself man

00:07:34.800 did he play himself

00:07:35.840 congratulations

00:07:36.360 no no

00:07:37.520 it's like the same thing

00:07:38.500 as the baby 0.99

00:07:39.440 dick scandal 0.98

00:07:40.580 of 2019 1.00

00:07:41.880 If your dick gets 0.99

00:07:44.240 Accidentally 1.00

00:07:45.220 You're just a foot away from the mic

00:07:49.740 He is Mike

00:07:51.820 Who tapped me

00:07:52.780 I did in the back of the head so you move forward 1.00

00:07:54.920 If your dick gets accidentally leaked 1.00

00:07:57.260 On the internet 0.99

00:07:58.700 And it does good for you

00:08:01.700 Then who really loses

00:08:03.400 Who really loses

00:08:04.900 You're good to go

00:08:05.860 If you're going to have 0.99

00:08:07.560 A leaked sexually charged 1.00

00:08:10.360 photo and or video you got to make sure it's ace because it can make you look at kim yeah like 1.00

00:08:16.580 like you said look she had a dick one of her dick pics no no i was maybe talking about a sex 0.99

00:08:20.700 oh oh right sorry yeah maybe i am a little off today no it's it's you got to be you got to be 1.00

00:08:26.600 careful bro i don't even know if i i don't know if i should say this okay but i i think maybe

00:08:33.320 uh it'd be conducive to the conversation because it definitely pertains to what kind of we're

00:08:37.660 talking about and the idea of like if you are going to be exposed online make sure you look

00:08:42.740 good right that's fair so we're just buying a paywall so behind a paywall and only fans i saw

00:08:48.700 hilarious memes i know i saw hilarious meme i love this boy says to girl hey baby send nudes 0.89

00:08:54.660 she goes no uh girl says the guy but i sell them though guy goes slut like that's what's happened 0.68

00:09:05.060 now that's what's happened now like a guy can't get free nudes from girl girl said that's fine 0.99

00:09:10.220 you can pay them now a guy calls girl slut the double standard is crazy back to the issue at 0.97

00:09:14.380 hand well that's a good great topic as well but go on yeah uh josie and i we were 0.99

00:09:21.920 fuck josie's starting only fans is that what you're about to say i don't i don't know if i

00:09:26.540 could even say i could well don't don't move all the audience i know but i'm i do that all 0.99

00:09:30.580 my speech about how this pertains isn't it is great for the conversation we were we were making

00:09:34.900 sweet sweet love oh oh nice at my ranch uh out in the open on a four-wheeler while we were driving

00:09:45.880 it i'll just say it public public automobilia was not public it's private it's extremely private

00:09:51.400 private with no one allowed yeah auto erotica not erotica exactly auto but one one uh machine

00:09:58.680 did show up there were signs of human life in the form of a helicopter oh that flew up above right

00:10:05.720 i don't know if it's a a news copper chopper i don't know if it's a a police chopper i don't

00:10:12.140 know what it is right so just in case like obviously if they have a long lens and it

00:10:16.640 happens to be like channel five news like film like i don't know telescopic type shit i did wave

00:10:21.420 okay and then you went twice as hard yep you sent it i sent it i waved i gave a thumbs up

00:10:27.120 that I flicked them off.

00:10:29.320 You did it all right.

00:10:30.680 Yeah.

00:10:31.120 Because if that came out

00:10:32.080 and here I am

00:10:32.840 driving an ATV 0.98

00:10:34.660 while having sex 0.98

00:10:36.400 flipping off a helicopter. 0.99

00:10:38.380 That's cool.

00:10:38.860 Are you kidding me?

00:10:40.020 Here's internet bad boy

00:10:41.420 Logan Paul

00:10:42.160 seen at his

00:10:42.780 one million dollar

00:10:44.220 Timothy Leary acid ranch 1.00

00:10:45.920 fucking a small woman 1.00

00:10:47.240 over a 1.00

00:10:47.660 RV 0.99

00:10:49.460 or what the fuck 0.99

00:10:50.320 is it called? 0.99

00:10:50.700 ATV.

00:10:51.720 Like that's as good

00:10:52.480 as it gets.

00:10:53.280 You can't get any better.

00:10:54.100 Can we just like

00:10:54.680 go back and actually

00:10:55.500 film that?

00:10:56.100 Because you could probably

00:10:56.880 You'd make a buck on that one.

00:10:58.500 I won't say who it was, but of the two people there, one of them said, man, I wish we had

00:11:06.220 a disposable camera right now, because you're right.

00:11:08.760 It was a moment, you know?

00:11:11.800 Push yourself.

00:11:12.880 Speak.

00:11:13.400 Sexually.

00:11:13.800 I watched a, speaking of OnlyFans stuff, I watched a video of Deji.

00:11:19.540 Remember Deji?

00:11:20.360 He's not OnlyFans, huh?

00:11:21.820 Who, by the way, says Deji's not.

00:11:24.120 That's great.

00:11:24.760 But he said he could beat you.

00:11:26.060 I saw it.

00:11:26.620 Bro, I'm telling you

00:11:29.920 That 0-1-1 record

00:11:32.280 Will just continue to haunt you

00:11:33.620 You need a dog

00:11:34.640 It makes me such an easy target

00:11:38.560 I wanna 1.00

00:11:39.440 I wanna beat the fuck 1.00

00:11:42.800 Out of someone, dude 0.99

00:11:43.700 You got a lot to prove

00:11:47.880 And I haven't yet

00:11:49.520 There's gonna be one time

00:11:51.480 Where people are gonna be like

00:11:52.480 That's what he was talking about

00:11:54.360 When he was acting all tough

00:11:56.120 I haven't shown it yet.

00:11:57.580 I get it.

00:11:58.000 We're working on it.

00:11:58.600 I watched a video from Deji talking to my OnlyFans the other day.

00:12:01.920 Why was I watching the video?

00:12:02.860 I don't know.

00:12:03.520 But it was entertaining.

00:12:05.220 Deji was saying, I can't believe we've got to this point now. 0.96

00:12:08.920 Girls are selling their nudes online and everyone's doing it.

00:12:12.640 It's argy bargy.

00:12:14.960 He probably didn't say argy bargy, but you would like to imagine that he did. 1.00

00:12:17.980 But girls we know continue to slide down the slope. 1.00

00:12:23.620 One in particular.

00:12:24.340 I won't mention her name.

00:12:25.200 Yeah.

00:12:25.360 but should we mention her name?

00:12:26.240 I will mention her name.

00:12:26.840 Sure, sure.

00:12:27.400 Say it.

00:12:27.700 Should I say her name?

00:12:28.220 Well, yeah, we can mute it if we want.

00:12:29.480 Sure.

00:12:30.700 Oh!

00:12:30.980 I mean, that one surprised me

00:12:33.140 because I just, you know,

00:12:35.800 and I'm not judging at all.

00:12:37.920 How can I judge?

00:12:39.020 But she always seemed like she wouldn't. 0.98

00:12:41.860 Can't be nudes. 0.54

00:12:43.000 There can't be nudes.

00:12:43.340 I don't know because I don't have an OnlyFans.

00:12:45.320 I've never subscribed to any of the pages.

00:12:47.360 I don't have an account,

00:12:48.340 but sometimes I think, you know,

00:12:49.640 for, what's it called?

00:12:51.420 Research purposes,

00:12:52.420 it might make sense to do so.

00:12:53.980 Absolutely.

00:12:54.500 But I can't.

00:12:55.080 I mean, it's about the bag, dude. 0.99

00:12:57.700 If you have a good-looking body and you're willing to put it out there for a bunch of fucking perverts to see, like, yo, take advantage of the pervs. 0.99

00:13:10.020 Do it. 0.99

00:13:10.640 Yeah.

00:13:11.000 I'm here for it.

00:13:11.760 Your editor, Hayden, said the other day we were in the group chat when I found out that that was happening. 0.99

00:13:16.860 And he said, well, it's about time women started making money off of their bodies.

00:13:23.180 Does that not make sense?

00:13:24.220 And listen, I'm not going to sit here and have a conversation about right versus wrong or morals.

00:13:30.980 Everybody's different.

00:13:31.720 Everybody feels differently about things. 1.00

00:13:33.060 To some people, that's extremely offensive that women are doing that. 1.00

00:13:35.220 To other people, they don't care. 0.91

00:13:36.280 And that's not up for discussion or is up for discussion, I guess.

00:13:40.620 But one thing that's for certain is for years and years and years, hundreds of years, men have been satisfying themselves to the sight of women's bodies.

00:13:49.320 And women have not been compensated accordingly.

00:13:54.220 They just haven't. 1.00

00:13:55.200 They just haven't. 0.98

00:13:56.140 And so for the first time in human, and it's so fucked up because the people that are generally 0.99

00:14:03.380 angry about so many girls doing OnlyFans are the men that are jerking off to OnlyFans. 0.99

00:14:09.860 Is it just because they can't afford it? 0.96

00:14:11.240 I don't know what it is, but there should be the sanctity of these women. 0.99

00:14:15.960 These women should be held to a higher standard.

00:14:19.280 That ain't up to you, fam. 1.00

00:14:21.020 Not only is it not up to them, but they literally just came into a Kleenex.

00:14:25.920 They just did. 0.99

00:14:27.820 Are you telling me you're not jerking off? 0.99

00:14:29.980 Guy with an opinion. 1.00

00:14:31.420 You're not jerking off. 0.99

00:14:33.220 Ben Shapiro, you're not jerking off. 1.00

00:14:35.460 I don't think he's ever touched his penis. 1.00

00:14:37.780 You don't think Ben Shapiro's ever jerked off? 1.00

00:14:39.320 I probably shouldn't have said that. 0.96

00:14:42.180 Ben, I love you, but I'd imagine he's never beat his meat.

00:14:48.060 You think so?

00:14:48.860 that's honestly impressive i'd put money on it it's mad he's an impressive guy yeah you see how

00:14:54.440 fast he talks no well he talks fast he talks real fast yeah which some some i've seen say over the

00:15:00.880 past week or so and people have always said is his uh is how he finagles people he's a finagler

00:15:06.720 because he talks so fast you can't keep up you're trying to process the thing he said a sentence

00:15:11.100 earlier and he's already six sentences down and he's already assumed your answer and gotten what

00:15:15.720 you were going to say out of it the the only reason my only caveat with the only fans thing

00:15:21.860 is that it could definitely get dark like pretty quickly absolutely especially when you have like

00:15:27.320 a content crossover like that video you just showed me right before this podcast

00:15:31.700 bell delphine let's talk about the bell delphine so what happened you show wild wild stuff how is

00:15:36.820 that allowed on youtube i do not know and and bell delphine has been known to push the envelope on 0.98

00:15:42.260 youtube she makes these very very dark videos sexually charged but this one there's like 1.00

00:15:49.780 suicide ideation in it there's a lot of sexual i mean the actual acting i mean she's got a shotgun 0.99

00:15:55.960 in her mouth she's cutting her face with a razor blade it's dark sucking on dildos like 0.99

00:16:03.020 it's a gun dildo a gun dildo on youtube and i'm just i'm thinking about i'm like 0.99

00:16:08.800 didn't they take down steve will do its video last week because he had a beer in his hand 0.98

00:16:12.860 like i i don't understand what i do not understand what the fuck is going on that's why i'm confused 0.81

00:16:17.640 too like bro we swear in the first 30 seconds of a video demonetized this is this is and and again 0.88

00:16:23.860 not to take away from what she's doing i just like i don't know where the line is drawn from

00:16:29.060 like what is acceptable on youtube and what isn't i'm positive the video is not monetized i'm positive

00:16:34.260 it's age gated it still has two million views with a tag at the end to only fans like the girl

00:16:39.700 this girl is probably cleaning up cleaning up slaying right now definitely point one percent 1.00

00:16:45.240 my my assumption my assumption would be that bell delphine probably is making 0.95

00:16:50.780 150 to 200 000 a week on only fans right now more would be right you think more yeah absolutely

00:16:57.340 that's a million dollars to a million dollars per month that video yeah per month i'm looking

00:17:01.980 at the video on your computer called 0.99

00:17:04.000 Eat My Ass. It's on her channel. 1.00

00:17:05.600 11 million views.

00:17:08.400 The title of the video is called 0.99

00:17:09.780 Eat My Ass. I mean, how could you not click on it 0.99

00:17:12.080 though, right?

00:17:13.260 I clicked on it.

00:17:15.780 I clicked on it.

00:17:18.780 Just now, for the first time.

00:17:19.860 For research purposes.

00:17:22.140 No, actually I didn't.

00:17:23.260 I was about to say you didn't. Your cap is fucked. 1.00

00:17:26.060 But I did watch Plushie Gun. 1.00

00:17:27.860 And that's the one that we're talking about.

00:17:29.260 And she does have a visual

00:17:30.940 cta at the end of the video to only fans and it's like it's like i didn't even know you could do

00:17:36.040 that okay well can't you get banned from instagram so instagram if you do swipe ups to only fans

00:17:40.820 you are you are putting your account at risk that's why amara is not able to promote her

00:17:46.740 only fans because of uh what does that what does that uh require like you can do a swipe up if

00:17:52.800 there's no nudity or you can't because you have there's people with only fans that aren't posting

00:17:57.320 nudes so they they're doing yes who's checking that is someone at instagram like well gotta do

00:18:01.840 my research today no no i think that compliance officer that's your job it's just the nature of

00:18:08.760 the platform okay only fans in general is it's correct even if you go on they're not expecting

00:18:15.260 to see new like how is that possible right like touch a stove is hot you yeah go on only you're

00:18:22.300 gonna find you probably see something sexually charged totally but i mean someone has to be 1.00

00:18:26.420 like deciding oh she posted this to her page they have to go to the paywall to say oh let's take her

00:18:31.760 instagram down because she's i mean the sad part of it and and just the way that it is for both

00:18:36.940 instagram and youtube is that rules change by creator that's just how that's just how it goes

00:18:43.320 stuff stuff that jake paul wouldn't be able to do it can be done by somebody else it really is

00:18:49.460 it's just unfortunately they they will mark a lot of times the big the biggest creators with the most

00:18:54.880 with the highest visibility

00:18:56.120 will be the most susceptible

00:18:58.020 and scrutinized by the platform.

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00:19:45.080 But you know what?

00:19:46.740 I've been watching other stuff

00:19:47.860 that's not OnlyFans.

00:19:49.160 Good.

00:19:49.540 Well, that's good.

00:19:49.940 Some really positive stuff.

00:19:52.900 You know, I just started getting into

00:19:53.960 American Horror Story

00:19:55.280 wow

00:19:56.360 I'm way behind but I've watched

00:20:00.500 Coven

00:20:01.580 I just started Asylum

00:20:03.860 and Murder House

00:20:05.440 this show is fantastic I cannot believe

00:20:08.300 it took me this long to watch American Horror Story

00:20:10.620 and I realized

00:20:12.400 that when during the one scene

00:20:14.360 in Asylum which is probably

00:20:16.540 the best season

00:20:17.960 I wasn't blinking

00:20:19.500 I was scared to blink

00:20:22.760 because I was like

00:20:23.600 I'm gonna miss

00:20:24.220 I'm gonna miss something

00:20:25.220 if I blink

00:20:25.960 time of my life

00:20:28.120 I've wasted it

00:20:29.500 blinking

00:20:30.320 for this fantastic show

00:20:32.220 not this again

00:20:32.860 no I swear to god

00:20:33.600 you love it that much

00:20:34.040 it's fantastic

00:20:35.500 I've never felt this way

00:20:36.560 where I was like

00:20:36.900 afraid to blink

00:20:37.620 and I realized

00:20:38.660 I was just doing some math

00:20:39.860 I was like yo

00:20:40.380 what if from here on out

00:20:41.720 I decide

00:20:43.740 to not blink

00:20:45.260 right

00:20:45.820 I'm done blinking

00:20:48.260 right now

00:20:49.080 how much time

00:20:51.580 would I save

00:20:52.420 How many more things would I get to see in life because I wasn't wasting that time blinking?

00:21:00.420 And I did the math.

00:21:02.380 And the average human blinks a lot.

00:21:07.740 But I forgot my numbers.

00:21:09.880 So what you're saying is your evidence is math.

00:21:12.180 Basically, in the average lifespan, like 75 years, I think my calculation was you've wasted 44 days blinking.

00:21:20.080 all right but like what about your eyes working because of blinking i'm positive like there's

00:21:25.700 some sort of training that i could do so i don't miss a damn thing but you'd have like how would

00:21:30.080 you keep your eyes moist i don't like the questions that you're asking okay so i'm not

00:21:35.520 gonna answer them because i haven't gotten that far can i ask you one do you think that you get

00:21:40.200 those uh days just like added on to the end of your lifespan if you don't blink like what like

00:21:46.060 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:47.140 Think about what you miss.

00:21:48.940 But they're not at the same time.

00:21:50.620 So, okay, here's what you miss.

00:21:53.060 If you're watching an hourglass,

00:21:55.080 you'll miss approximately 3% of the sand particles falling.

00:21:59.380 I don't want to miss it.

00:22:00.340 I don't want to miss it.

00:22:00.940 I don't want to miss a thing. 0.99

00:22:02.120 What are you, fucking Armageddon's Aerosmith? 0.99

00:22:04.440 Life is good. 0.99

00:22:05.740 There's a lot going on, a lot of good stuff.

00:22:07.260 Stop blinking.

00:22:07.980 Are you trying to watch hummingbirds flap their wings? 0.95

00:22:10.500 Are you trying to see the specific second your ejaculate 0.93

00:22:14.120 shoots out of your pillow? 0.97

00:22:14.900 What are you looking for?

00:22:16.060 in the moment i don't know i don't know bro you you you you think you were blinking when you let

00:22:20.460 the your dogs murder a dear friend of mine yeah i i don't know i i'm working on it uh we can put

00:22:27.680 a band-aid on him yeah but you know what we can't put a band-aid on sounds like an ad yeah no yeah

00:22:34.120 no uh the the medical system uh are are you guys aware of how bad uh our medical system is

00:22:43.220 have you been to a hospital recently

00:22:45.520 have you been checked on

00:22:47.720 by a doctor recently

00:22:48.780 no not really

00:22:50.960 I was just laughing at his answers

00:22:53.060 because he's like I haven't seen a doctor in ages

00:22:55.200 you look fine

00:22:57.100 you look healthy

00:22:57.500 I've said this before on this show

00:23:01.440 humans are relatively

00:23:03.160 simple creatures as advanced as we might

00:23:05.300 think we are we're very

00:23:07.160 simple creatures even watching Social Dilemma

00:23:09.300 yesterday and just like

00:23:10.820 literally how easy we are

00:23:13.080 to be programmed as a species who we think we're like this autonomous like decision making species

00:23:19.860 like no we're not you're glued to your phone you're half android and facebook tells you what

00:23:23.820 you're interested in it serves ads to you based on what you think you're interested you're going

00:23:27.760 now you're going down a different rabbit hole you're going to medical because we're not doing

00:23:31.360 no i'm going to like how how how simple humanity really is right because i go into these the

00:23:37.580 hospitals and you know i've been going through some ailments that i'm working through you guys

00:23:41.720 no wrist ankle um i've been sent to to four different wrist specialists at this point

00:23:47.480 we're in la i have money i have access to the best doctors in the world right yeah and i'm i'm

00:23:54.540 literally being ping-ponged around by doctors because neither of them know what's wrong inside

00:24:00.160 my body we have no idea yeah i hear you we are so far behind medically uh and how much we know

00:24:09.140 about the knowledge of the human body and and what we can do to fix it and i mentioned it to danny

00:24:13.720 and she says that's why it's called practicing medicine seriously to this day we are still 0.97

00:24:22.280 very much just practicing we do not know shit hold on shit leaps and bounds we've covered leaps and 0.98

00:24:30.200 bounds of growth and development over the past 50 then 100 then 200 then three like we've been in 0.97

00:24:35.780 this conversation before with your claims that we haven't had a single major human invention

00:24:42.220 is the wheel i think we haven't come on you gotta give you gotta give the community at least some

00:24:48.400 credit for the fact that they can go in stick a balloon in a clogged artery and keep your mom

00:24:52.540 alive after you know what i'm saying like like we've made it we've okay but why can't i put my

00:24:57.780 arm under a machine that goes over it and fixes my bones instantly right like the movies i listen 0.99

00:25:03.100 i'm with you and and i can and i can relate a lot more excuse me who the fuck do you think you are 0.97

00:25:09.380 milt said acupuncture oh acupuncture i'll give it a shot milt you gotta try everything the reason i 0.95

00:25:13.820 agree with you now now i think medical is leaps and bounds again ahead of med of mental now in

00:25:23.940 now the the psychiatry field has been the exact same in my eyes for for a couple decades now

00:25:31.660 patient goes in i'm suffering severe x the doctor says well it sounds like you are suffering from

00:25:41.200 dart and then they're like and the medication for that is at a different dartboard and they're like

00:25:49.540 try lexic pro try effects or try this try that and you just guinea pig your way into the hopes

00:25:54.880 of a better tomorrow and so like i think i think the medical field has i mean let's be honest like

00:26:01.220 they're going to take care of you.

00:26:03.260 They just haven't quite figured out what's going on. 0.99

00:26:04.620 You've been jerking off too much. 0.99

00:26:06.020 Do you know how... 1.00

00:26:07.180 You hurt your poor ribs jerking off too much. 0.52

00:26:08.660 Do you know how they would amputate limbs

00:26:11.100 in the Civil War era?

00:26:13.040 I would assume with a hacksaw.

00:26:14.800 Yeah.

00:26:15.160 Yeah.

00:26:16.140 Do you know what they would do, bro?

00:26:17.920 Check it.

00:26:19.300 If someone got shot and they had to amputate a limb,

00:26:21.780 they'd cut through the limb.

00:26:24.060 By the way, if you have anesthesia,

00:26:26.040 that's great, but we might not.

00:26:27.360 Right.

00:26:27.680 They cut through the limb 0.98

00:26:28.500 and then leave a flap of skin on the opposite side

00:26:31.120 to just paste over

00:26:33.260 and then like put some stitches

00:26:35.260 and hope you don't get infected and die.

00:26:38.100 That was 200 years ago?

00:26:40.700 Right.

00:26:42.140 Bro, I'm telling you,

00:26:43.000 we really have not advanced that much.

00:26:45.760 And that's my same concern with the wheel.

00:26:47.900 The wheel's been around for thousands of years.

00:26:50.340 Still around as hell.

00:26:51.280 And we still ain't floating.

00:26:52.500 But why I asked you this same question

00:26:55.120 because you're having a calm conversation about this today.

00:26:58.460 You get fired up about this.

00:26:59.800 Because it pisses me off, bro.

00:27:00.880 Me and you have had late-night conversations about this at the ranch next to the fire. 1.00

00:27:05.220 The kid's gone off the fucking deep end, flipping out. 1.00

00:27:08.200 We need fucking advancements. 0.99

00:27:10.680 And I'm like, well, my question for you, Logan, is at what point do you give up your multi-multi-multi-million-dollar situation you're currently in, 1.00

00:27:18.920 shooting the shit with your homies about dicks on the podcast, and go reinvent the fucking wheel? 1.00

00:27:23.500 No, because I'm too dumb. 1.00

00:27:24.560 No, you're fucking dumb. 1.00

00:27:25.560 I am. 1.00

00:27:26.040 I swear to God, I'm too dumb. 0.98

00:27:27.080 We need, I don't know, but the education, health, and mental and psyche conversations. 0.99

00:27:34.320 We need to figure ourselves out.

00:27:39.160 I'm not the one to do it.

00:27:40.480 I'm not going to do it.

00:27:40.840 We started to talk.

00:27:41.880 You're just going to comment on it and say there's a problem.

00:27:44.060 There's something wrong here.

00:27:44.960 Someone else do something about it.

00:27:45.900 I'm going to complain.

00:27:46.600 Y'all handle it.

00:27:47.740 And you can.

00:27:48.920 I bet someone watching this podcast will make an incredible technological breakthrough

00:27:53.760 where I can indeed stick my wrist under a machine,

00:27:57.580 a light will go over it,

00:27:59.480 and it'll be healed.

00:28:00.460 It'll fix my fracture in a second.

00:28:02.420 Like the fifth element.

00:28:04.040 You know, listen.

00:28:06.040 Yes.

00:28:07.880 Come on.

00:28:08.760 I forgot I was going to say.

00:28:12.980 Can somebody play the Jeopardy music while I think?

00:28:15.640 No, don't do it.

00:28:16.620 We'll get copyrighted.

00:28:17.820 You in for that?

00:28:18.680 Yes.

00:28:19.380 If you do it with your own voice.

00:28:21.480 No way.

00:28:21.960 I'm like trying to be friends with Alex Trebek though

00:28:25.000 We gotta get on that show

00:28:25.960 Please can we bring back YouTube Jeopardy

00:28:27.940 It'd be so fun

00:28:29.120 I would love to do that

00:28:31.500 Yo can I give that thing that I was gonna say to the audience now

00:28:34.740 Sure

00:28:35.520 Alright

00:28:37.080 So I was talking to Logan about this this morning

00:28:39.920 This is an encouragement for the beautiful

00:28:42.920 Always good looking

00:28:46.220 And fantastic impulsive audience

00:28:48.160 That we call our fans

00:28:49.200 Friends and followers out there

00:28:50.560 The people in the comment sections

00:28:51.880 i am asking you maybe even we are asking you is there any chance that following this episode

00:28:59.540 following the episode after this episode the comments can just simply be a extension of the

00:29:05.740 conversation we're already having here this is a talk show that you're watching we encourage you

00:29:11.620 wholeheartedly after this episode to continue talking about the things we talked about in the

00:29:17.040 comments we want to know what medical advancements do you feel have been made over the past years

00:29:21.640 What do you think about Belle Delphine's last YouTube video?

00:29:27.420 I'm going to speak for just myself on this one 0.99

00:29:29.940 and tell you that we don't really give that much of a shit 0.99

00:29:34.220 who you want Mac to be replaced with 0.99

00:29:36.420 or who I want to be replaced with. 0.99

00:29:38.000 This is not a fucking high school drama show. 0.99

00:29:40.920 We're not here to find out who you... 0.99

00:29:43.100 Mike's nose looks bigger than ever.

00:29:45.440 I know!

00:29:46.340 No, guys, that's...

00:29:47.440 It doesn't stop growing.

00:29:48.760 I'm just going to echo,

00:29:49.740 just because the comments have turned into a bit of a maelstrom of just chaos of chaos like we get

00:29:56.400 it you guys hate mike yes we get it like we totally get it but it is a talk show and we

00:30:03.700 would like to keep the conversation going and that's what it is you guys are the fly on the

00:30:07.260 wall what are your opinions if if if the comments could reflect the subject matter in a bit of a

00:30:14.480 heavier way i think it'd be really conducive to the entire production that is impulsive and i feel

00:30:21.780 like there would be a much higher chance that you jump into the comments i jump into the comments

00:30:25.960 yo that's a good point i didn't think of it that way when i go on rogan show no one's like 0.93

00:30:30.320 you know like what happened between rogan and the co-host start a fucking war about it like

00:30:36.620 sometimes sometimes really do they do that anyways all i'm getting at is this if there's a way we can 0.86

00:30:41.400 continue the conversation talk about the topics that we're talking about because this is a talk

00:30:45.080 show that'd be fucking fantastic nice adult mature conversation in the comments i'll be jumping in 0.51

00:30:49.700 there and by the way i also have to give away these shoes at some point you're gonna do it 0.98

00:30:52.860 yeah i know i gotta find the person who fucking want them so shout out to the impulsive audience 0.78

00:30:56.660 you guys are awesome do you remember when uh you were in high school i do you remember those days 0.94

00:31:01.240 barely you had a girlfriend i did did you mike yeah tracy conroy shout out tracy conroy i'm

00:31:07.140 happy that you're married now with kids oh it's a life like you never had that could have been 0.69

00:31:12.540 really fucking happy that you got married to someone else um so i was like reminiscing a 0.92

00:31:18.380 little bit and i had a girlfriend in high school you had a girlfriend you probably you could 0.98

00:31:22.980 probably relate i forgot there was like an obligation to see that person in the morning

00:31:30.320 before the bell rang for the first class do you remember this like whether you drove to school

00:31:36.080 together whether it's just like a hay at the lockers right seven seven thirty a.m and at the

00:31:42.620 time i remember thinking like yo this sucks i don't want to see anyone right now it's seven a.m

00:31:48.100 let alone my girlfriend who i gotta like act like i care even though i'm i'm sleeping like i've never

00:31:52.800 been a morning person i've never liked waking up early and and this like weird obligation in high

00:31:58.620 school to show attention to a loved one at 7 7 15 in the morning yeah it may it it's tough

00:32:08.520 you're are you applying that same logic from your high school days to now no i'm just talking about

00:32:13.440 dating in high school is hard it's like a lot of weird applications in a high school relationship

00:32:17.380 like like between classes yeah hug you had to like okay we have two minutes in between classes

00:32:23.600 i'll come see you and say hi how are you like why why that's because it's sweet it's cute it's like

00:32:29.920 training cute is it sweet and cute or are you doing it because like the people before you did

00:32:35.420 it and like i don't know i know i think when you're i i i think that when you're in high school

00:32:40.080 and when you're young things are new and they're magical yeah they're magical dude you're in love

00:32:45.140 you're in love and you're in a you're in a different form of love you're not in a love like

00:32:48.800 puppy love damn this girl hasn't tried to stab me recently i guess i'm in love you know what i'm 1.00

00:32:52.700 saying like you you want to see that fucking person every fucking you're like damn i wonder 1.00

00:32:56.880 what she's thinking about how can i fold up a paper football with a note that says you're cute 1.00

00:33:02.140 and send it to the back like all that kind of shit's going on and i know your hormones are 0.98

00:33:06.260 firing off you don't even know that the frying pan next to the on the nightstand exists yeah okay 0.99

00:33:10.500 you're not ready for that type of action yet like you're just everything's cute and new to you and

00:33:14.580 so when you see that girl walking in the hallway it goes to slow motion and little uh ficus plants

00:33:19.740 turn to cotton candy in the hallways

00:33:21.360 and hearts start to fall from the ceiling. 1.00

00:33:23.480 Bro, that shit's cute, bro. 0.99

00:33:25.460 But it's hard is what I'm saying. 1.00

00:33:27.100 Like, it's stressful.

00:33:28.660 Bro, at 7 a.m.,

00:33:29.500 like adults don't greet each other at 7 a.m.

00:33:31.500 and then proceed to do the same

00:33:33.600 in equal increments throughout the entire day.

00:33:36.560 Bro, if Josie woke me up at 7 a.m.,

00:33:39.240 7.30 a.m. and tried to have a conversation,

00:33:41.420 I'd go, what are you...

00:33:43.180 Well, you are not...

00:33:44.700 Back up.

00:33:46.000 Parenthood's gonna be a big awakening for you.

00:33:48.040 Bro, Josie, sweetest girl ever.

00:33:49.740 The other morning, she came over.

00:33:51.780 She gave me kisses, bro.

00:33:52.960 She got work, 8.30 a.m., kisses on my face.

00:33:57.480 And I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed or something,

00:33:59.300 but I was getting annoyed.

00:34:00.300 I told her this.

00:34:00.960 I was like, bro, I love when she gives me morning love

00:34:03.040 and morning affection just before her day.

00:34:05.440 But this particular morning,

00:34:06.620 and I guess this is a prime example of what I'm saying,

00:34:08.400 is I'm just irritable in the morning.

00:34:09.880 Who's not?

00:34:10.640 Who's not?

00:34:11.520 And so it's hard to put on a face in high school

00:34:13.520 and pretend or maybe not pretend like you're in love

00:34:17.920 if you know what it is

00:34:19.800 and what that feels like.

00:34:21.320 But times are changing.

00:34:23.300 Kids are growing up faster.

00:34:24.880 I don't hate that.

00:34:25.920 I don't like that.

00:34:26.980 That upsets me.

00:34:28.040 We're not doing Social Dilemma today.

00:34:29.700 We keep going to it.

00:34:30.680 And it's the only thing

00:34:31.440 I can think about on everything.

00:34:33.500 We're going to talk about it

00:34:34.320 on the Casey Neistat episode

00:34:35.340 slightly.

00:34:36.920 Social Dilemma.

00:34:38.540 I just want to hit this really quick.

00:34:39.840 Social Dilemma, Netflix,

00:34:40.900 trending right now.

00:34:42.300 I told me and Logan

00:34:43.160 watched it last night.

00:34:44.040 I'd already watched it.

00:34:45.340 He wants to watch it again 0.98

00:34:46.660 so that we can have a proper breakdown of that show it is captivating fucking programming yeah 0.96

00:34:53.260 it's just regarding uh the way that technology technology uh specifically social media and the 0.66

00:35:01.760 data that you give to these social media platforms when you use their product is collected to form an

00:35:09.260 online avatar of you where the puppeteers can literally predict your behavior it's terrifying

00:35:18.780 it's led to so much political divide it's connected a lot of people but what we said

00:35:24.180 the other day is the weight that are sorry the good that social media provides because of the

00:35:33.720 connections that it's making is not nearly as strong as the negative downside of social media

00:35:40.920 because of the the divide that it well that and that's the conversation we didn't i don't even

00:35:45.020 know that we came to a conclusion was that was that your conclusion after watching that episode

00:35:49.220 or is it the question you went in with well i think so because the i don't i don't i don't mind

00:35:53.860 uh social media platforms optimizing their product and trying to get as much data as me

00:35:59.160 they're trying to sell a product

00:36:01.120 and there's definitely

00:36:02.040 going to be some efficacy

00:36:03.080 things that come in there

00:36:04.440 but I do mind

00:36:07.100 what it's doing 0.98

00:36:07.760 to Generation Z

00:36:08.620 and that's

00:36:09.600 yeah

00:36:09.800 and that's the conversation

00:36:10.840 that's where we landed

00:36:12.020 we've seen a

00:36:12.620 we've seen a

00:36:13.280 because when

00:36:14.060 we first started

00:36:15.320 watching the episode

00:36:16.060 and you started saying

00:36:17.100 you kept having me stop it

00:36:18.960 and saying 0.99

00:36:19.380 I don't see the fucking problem 0.99

00:36:20.980 like this 0.99

00:36:21.560 this company is

00:36:22.340 mining this data

00:36:23.600 this company is putting together

00:36:24.600 an avatar

00:36:25.420 to predict your real world behavior

00:36:27.120 so that they can advertise better too

00:36:28.420 and it's all capitalism

00:36:29.280 and it's all for the profit

00:36:30.840 of these corporations

00:36:31.600 but I don't see the problem with it

00:36:33.000 and I said that's right

00:36:33.800 25 year old Logan

00:36:36.660 strong minded 1.00

00:36:37.840 set in his fucking way 1.00

00:36:39.560 sure to an extent 0.99

00:36:40.980 sure about what he's doing in life

00:36:42.200 isn't affected by the things

00:36:43.940 that social media does 0.93

00:36:44.780 as much as Gen Z

00:36:46.820 16 year old 0.60

00:36:47.520 12 year old

00:36:48.200 14 year old

00:36:48.940 I mean some of these kids nowadays

00:36:50.020 are getting phones at ages

00:36:51.220 that are mind blowing

00:36:52.160 and so in the episode

00:36:53.120 there's a dramatization

00:36:54.740 that plays out

00:36:55.340 that shows this girl

00:36:56.160 and you know

00:36:57.300 she's getting comments about her ears and she's crying and then it goes into this entire breakdown

00:37:02.220 on the correlation between the 2013 advent of smartphones and release into society and

00:37:10.100 a massive increase in suicide suicide attempts and self-mutilation yeah i mean bro the the

00:37:16.780 correlation is exact you have it you have a pretty steady growth you have the advent of the smartphone 0.97

00:37:21.680 and you have a fucking 150 percent increase in in suicide attempts and self-mutilation it is 0.70

00:37:26.400 there is there's no question that there is a marked increase in anxiety depression i have a 0.99

00:37:33.560 word for that sentence what is it it's called instant digital empathy okay never before have

00:37:39.740 you been able to feel what becky is feeling in nantucket what james is feeling in colorado

00:37:45.380 what christian is thinking in china on his uh vacation or whatever but at one moment in one

00:37:52.180 story you can see beach pictures you can see uh my dog just died you can see this this this and

00:37:58.800 you're pinging from high emotion to low emotion to high to low to sideways to mad to happy and it's

00:38:05.940 instant it's certainly digital and you're becoming empathetic with people who are not directly next

00:38:12.000 to you or related to you in any way other than you follow them on the on the screen and they and

00:38:16.340 they talked about this on the show they talked about social media being akin to a slot machine

00:38:21.880 You pull the lever, you refresh your feed,

00:38:23.740 you don't know what you're going to get.

00:38:25.300 That's why it's so exciting.

00:38:26.500 It's so exciting.

00:38:27.240 Dopamine hit, dopamine hit, dopamine hit.

00:38:28.920 And they also said, and when I say they,

00:38:31.400 the show is based on sit-down interviews

00:38:34.620 with the people who built social media.

00:38:36.800 These are the ex-presidents of Facebook,

00:38:38.720 of Instagram, of YouTube,

00:38:40.640 the people that created the algorithms.

00:38:42.440 They know exactly why everything is doing

00:38:44.380 exactly what it does.

00:38:46.280 And another one of the notes the guy said is,

00:38:48.880 never before has there been a time

00:38:51.200 where you would get feedback about you,

00:38:55.220 your personality, your looks

00:38:56.380 from hundreds of thousands of people

00:38:59.040 that we've evolved to care slightly

00:39:03.240 about what people in our inner circle

00:39:05.180 and our tribe think of us.

00:39:07.180 And for decades, we've made slight adjustments

00:39:10.080 to address what our people think of us.

00:39:12.480 Now we're making slight adjustments

00:39:14.260 to address what thousands and thousands

00:39:16.760 and thousands of people we will never see

00:39:19.080 globally think of us this has never ever ever happened it's a lot it's a lot of attention

00:39:25.200 crazy crazy and there were so many great quotes in this show and the other one of the ones that

00:39:31.280 stood out to us that shocked us as well was there's only two uh uh products that label their

00:39:38.700 customers as users drugs and software that's it those are the only two things how interesting is

00:39:46.040 that social media

00:39:47.160 you are the drug

00:39:47.980 and the user 0.99

00:39:48.880 like because of you

00:39:49.960 you're

00:39:50.320 you are providing

00:39:52.140 the drug

00:39:53.320 for other people

00:39:54.120 what was

00:39:55.220 that was in that

00:39:55.820 there was another

00:39:56.340 good quote about that

00:39:57.540 by the way

00:39:58.460 we weren't supposed

00:39:58.860 to do

00:40:00.080 we're gonna do this

00:40:00.860 we need to get an expert

00:40:01.560 we're doing

00:40:01.880 no we're gonna

00:40:02.460 we're gonna bring somebody on

00:40:03.160 but I think we're doing

00:40:03.700 a good enough job

00:40:04.200 but there was

00:40:04.680 there was

00:40:05.140 it's interesting

00:40:05.880 because like

00:40:06.200 when you log into social media

00:40:07.380 you have a goal

00:40:09.200 check my twitter feed

00:40:11.000 see what my mom is doing

00:40:12.880 guess what twitter has 0.74

00:40:15.400 a goal

00:40:16.920 as well

00:40:17.880 Twitter has a goal

00:40:19.380 I'm trying to show you this

00:40:20.780 you have an objective

00:40:22.420 and Twitter has another objective

00:40:24.120 so you're going to accomplish yours

00:40:26.280 but Twitter's also going to

00:40:27.240 basically he's saying

00:40:28.580 that's not how tools work

00:40:29.900 you pick up a tool

00:40:31.260 you use it

00:40:31.900 it facilitates something

00:40:33.120 you pick up your phone

00:40:34.220 you use it

00:40:35.040 but this thing

00:40:36.140 is selling to me

00:40:37.520 it's selling to me

00:40:39.140 it's selling to me

00:40:40.080 based on what it thinks I like

00:40:41.380 based on how long

00:40:42.540 I spend

00:40:43.520 with the Josie Canseco

00:40:45.000 photo on my screen they'll know i looked at that photo baby i got you 15 seconds mike malak photo

00:40:50.540 comes up ah maybe half a second second max yeah scroll on to the next one oh my god yo is that

00:40:55.320 boxing gloves oh those are comfy if i'm on it for more than three seconds i've just been pixeled

00:41:00.860 retargeting that's why you said retargeting scumming oh you left a checkout a shopping

00:41:05.260 but this is all the stuff that but this is all the stuff we already knew it's just we we we yes

00:41:10.660 Yes, yes.

00:41:11.600 A small group of people and a lot of our very educated, impulsive audience. 0.97

00:41:15.300 But then there was a lot of stuff in that fucking episode that was stuff that I didn't even know. 0.79

00:41:19.520 I mean, it started to dive into the disinformation that exists on the internet and how that is pushing the political divide that is greater right now than it ever has been before. 0.95

00:41:32.660 Fake news spreads at a rate.

00:41:34.780 We talked about this with Casey on the episode that comes after this.

00:41:37.280 six times faster fake news spreads than than than real news it's insanity and and so it's it's it's

00:41:44.120 there's really no way to to to uh estimate the the the dramatic effect that social media is

00:41:53.780 that's the biggest problem we don't know yet we will know in 20 to 25 years that it'll have been

00:41:58.320 too late uh the problem as identified in the social dilemma is very evident i'm happy to say

00:42:06.700 I do believe there's a solution

00:42:08.100 and I just believe it's an ethical thing.

00:42:12.300 I think whoever like regulates the internet

00:42:15.480 or regulates and makes sure Facebook

00:42:18.360 is abiding by like some sort of moral standard.

00:42:21.020 FCC, probably Federal Trade Commission.

00:42:22.980 They're going to come up with something

00:42:24.480 that definitely prohibits social media

00:42:27.380 and these massive platforms.

00:42:28.440 But then again, maybe not

00:42:29.300 because the information and the data

00:42:31.280 that social media collects and gathers

00:42:33.240 is also aid the government. 0.98

00:42:35.980 So if the government is getting behind to go further with whatever propaganda or information or disinformation they want to do, if the government gets behind social media platforms and they don't do the right thing and provide some sort of ethical code for them to follow as they're building the code, we're going to be fucked. 0.94

00:42:54.960 Are we going to say something? 0.84

00:42:56.040 I just have a question about algorithms, but keep going.

00:42:58.640 Go for it.

00:42:59.020 That was it.

00:42:59.280 My question is, like, how soon are we going to be able to talk to an AI, go to Instagram and say, hey, I'm tired of seeing all these pictures of yellow Tonka trucks.

00:43:08.640 Can you please start showing me Black Labs?

00:43:12.500 And it answers and it says, yes, here you go.

00:43:15.200 Here are like, do we not have any power?

00:43:17.260 I mean, that's already that's already happening.

00:43:18.900 I mean, because here's the thing.

00:43:20.580 And I don't even think they covered this at all.

00:43:22.600 But all these platforms are working together as well.

00:43:24.600 So when you go search Black Labs on Google, don't be surprised when Black Labrador starts showing up in your Instagram feed.

00:43:31.160 Like these things are all working together with share voice and it's a mess. 0.86

00:43:37.480 And I think we also talked about people that are immune to the downside and the negative side of social media because we talked about Gen Z being the core sufferer.

00:43:49.020 I said my mom had a best friend.

00:43:54.340 my entire life growing up i called her auntie cindy her name was auntie cindy best friends

00:43:58.740 best best best friends they grew up together they did everything together they went through

00:44:03.640 all the trials and tribulations of life together in 2016 when all of the disinformation fake news

00:44:13.820 the right saying the left is trying to kill everyone take our guns the left saying the

00:44:19.020 right is trying to steal the money and put the kids in cages on the border of mexico

00:44:22.660 all of the disinformation

00:44:24.940 severed the relationship

00:44:27.360 between my mom and her best friend 0.99

00:44:29.480 they do not fucking 1.00

00:44:31.120 they do not 0.99

00:44:32.100 meet in any middle ground or talk anymore

00:44:35.700 and how long have they been friends?

00:44:37.740 50 years

00:44:38.500 40-50 years

00:44:39.860 this is what we're saying

00:44:40.560 the scale at which social media connects

00:44:43.480 and leads to positive anything

00:44:46.260 i.e. met a guy

00:44:48.500 bought a Pokemon card from him

00:44:49.880 brought two people together

00:44:50.840 who would have never met 1.00

00:44:51.760 conducted a business transaction had a threesome two girls slid into it like that kind of situation

00:44:56.880 right uh all right just just different examples does not nearly have as much weight as the idea

00:45:06.440 of because of social media and disinformation two friends of 50 years are no longer speaking

00:45:12.340 to each other like one of those has a little bit more weight in my opinion and and and skews in

00:45:17.900 the opposite direction and the best friends not talking to each other is is still not the apex

00:45:24.240 of the of the downside oh yeah because because as as you learn further in the episode and um

00:45:30.760 some of the some of the biggest distance disinformation when it starts to get hot

00:45:37.440 is then propagated by the platform i.e pizza gate okay and so facebook noticed that people

00:45:45.800 who were likely to be interested in chemtrails

00:45:52.360 and anti-vaccination stories, flat earth stuff,

00:45:56.920 were also likely to be interested in a new story

00:46:00.440 that was coming out about this thing called Pizzagate.

00:46:03.600 And so Facebook knew that if they served Pizzagate stories

00:46:07.600 to these people, they would watch long enough to see the ads

00:46:10.820 and Facebook would make more money.

00:46:12.880 Serving you content that you've shown interest in

00:46:14.940 even though it's false.

00:46:15.960 Even though it's false.

00:46:16.880 So Facebook ends up propagating-

00:46:18.800 No one is spreading disinformation, bro.

00:46:21.020 Disinformation, propagated the Pizzagate scandal

00:46:24.700 or the Pizzagate conspiracy,

00:46:26.400 which has been debunked through and through

00:46:29.000 by every single person ever attached to anything.

00:46:32.480 It is the most debunked story ever, ever.

00:46:35.380 Was propagated by Facebook

00:46:36.900 and that led to a man going with a rifle

00:46:39.400 to the pizza shop 1.00

00:46:41.000 and shooting a bullet into the fucking pizza shop. 1.00

00:46:44.240 No one was injured. 1.00

00:46:44.940 but there are real life consequences for the actions these platforms are

00:46:54.200 taking for profit.

00:46:55.180 We haven't even seen the book.

00:46:57.140 Haven't even seen the beginning.

00:46:58.320 I'm telling you,

00:46:59.380 there are going to be some serious repercussions that we find out about in a

00:47:02.580 decade or two.

00:47:03.260 It's crazy.

00:47:04.120 But this started with us saying like kids are growing up faster.

00:47:07.440 Their access to information and also anything is right at their fingertips.

00:47:12.380 Scary.

00:47:12.680 It's,

00:47:12.980 it's scary.

00:47:13.560 i i'm interested to see how parenting changes just getting into a little bit deeper of a

00:47:21.440 conversation for a second like shout out to all the parents out there raising kids um

00:47:25.040 i imagine it's a little harder in an age where like physical discipline is is frowned upon

00:47:31.360 in a way that if you do it nowadays like you'll get in massive trouble like you know when i was

00:47:36.760 growing up physically disciplined stayed in line because my parents uh and and nothing violent but

00:47:45.280 like a spank got the spoon maybe if i did something real bad the belt and you just can't do that now 0.71

00:47:52.680 probably for good fucking reason but there has to be a most of best practices when it comes to 0.95

00:48:00.640 parenting like how can you well this is going to be like the new thing is these kids are going to 0.97

00:48:05.240 be on their phone so you're gonna have to communicate through the phone to really reach

00:48:08.120 them if you gave them a phone is there a best age to provide your child with a phone it do you do

00:48:14.720 you keep it from them till they're in high school but then again is that too late and will they have

00:48:19.080 no friends because they didn't have a means of connecting to people like it's crazy the amount

00:48:23.860 of best practices uh parents are gonna have to learn when raising kids for the next 20 years

00:48:29.780 it's going to be a whole new way of of uh raising a family like my kids are trying to bring their

00:48:36.480 phones to the dinner table that was unheard of when i was growing up now every kid's doing it

00:48:42.020 and the parents are having to scream but it's like it's like you every single thing you look at

00:48:46.720 is under some sort of massive overhaul as a result of social media how like like think about this

00:48:56.620 like we sit back and we think social media oh i got to see logan jump off a crane that was cool

00:49:04.100 but what people don't talk about all day is how egypt's government is running completely

00:49:11.900 differently now as a result of social media how presidential campaigns in the united states are

00:49:18.280 100 percent changed historically categorically changed because of social media like everything

00:49:28.580 parenting e-commerce the stock market every everything has been massively you know altered

00:49:36.760 yeah as a result of of the of the advent of social media and so it's wild and we don't we

00:49:42.240 just we don't know what it's going to do yet that's the scariest part but we're in that we're

00:49:44.960 in the midst of the shit social dilemma netflix watch it and then come back to the comments and

00:49:50.180 let us know what you think if you can't do that that'd be great that'd be fantastic 0.98

00:49:54.100 how's that the ranch this weekend how's that it was phenomenal it was actually phenomenal it was

00:49:58.580 just me and josie first time yeah one of the best times there one of the best it was it's it's it's

00:50:03.640 built for something like that my dad uh got these ranch cats that were left at the gate

00:50:08.180 and they're kittens and we went outside and the kittens all of them came down from this tree

00:50:15.460 they they sleep in this tree and they hunt on the land bro like little mice little lizards and you

00:50:21.160 see them prowling through the grass and we smoked a little bit and just watched these cats all day

00:50:25.900 cuddle with the one just like really connected with these animals and i and i realized like

00:50:30.160 bro cats are so

00:50:32.900 badass

00:50:34.340 cats are so

00:50:36.920 badass and I'm watching

00:50:38.960 these things and I was looking at them and I'm like

00:50:40.740 yo like this is kind

00:50:43.000 of my spirit animal like honestly I think I

00:50:44.900 I'd like to think anyways that I

00:50:47.080 embody the energy of like

00:50:48.560 a big cat like a tiger

00:50:50.680 I was about to get upset with you not kidding

00:50:52.760 I was about to get upset I can't

00:50:54.780 stand cats what I can't

00:50:57.160 stand cats

00:50:58.140 why i don't like i'm a dog guy i'm a dog guy now you said a big cat because i don't like cat

00:51:03.960 imagine this uh you come home there's a cute dog there waiting at the door for you say come here

00:51:11.040 buddy he's happy to see you he runs up he starts licking you he goes almost as far as saying how 0.99

00:51:16.080 was your day brother yeah you're my homie yeah you come home you see a cat it just fucking walks 1.00

00:51:22.300 the other way it sticks its tail up in the air you see it's a dry asshole it goes and pees in 1.00

00:51:27.080 It's like a box in your house. 1.00

00:51:28.540 Yeah, it does what it wants. 0.65

00:51:29.420 Mike, you're being a selfish pet owner. 1.00

00:51:31.500 No, fuck that, dude. 1.00

00:51:32.000 You want the pet is just there to serve you at all times? 1.00

00:51:34.500 No, but at least it's your friend.

00:51:36.000 Cats aren't your friend.

00:51:37.240 No, they can be.

00:51:38.020 They can be.

00:51:38.960 They can be.

00:51:39.680 Dude, you're upsetting people.

00:51:42.920 I'm telling you.

00:51:43.980 Here's a poll.

00:51:45.120 Right here.

00:51:45.820 There's a poll.

00:51:46.920 I'm saying no poll.

00:51:48.420 Cats, dogs.

00:51:49.860 And I assure you.

00:51:50.740 I'm not saying.

00:51:51.700 Okay.

00:51:52.440 Like, bro, obviously I'm going to choose a dog over a cat.

00:51:55.280 I'm just saying cats are such cool creatures.

00:51:58.000 Like, bro, I'm watching these kittens climb trees that are 20 feet tall, prowling so silently.

00:52:05.640 Every move they make is calculated.

00:52:08.600 I swear to God, every step.

00:52:10.120 They're fascinating creatures.

00:52:11.620 So I identified with a tiger as my spear animal.

00:52:14.960 Mac, what's your spear animal?

00:52:17.660 I got two of them.

00:52:19.040 I love the blue heron.

00:52:20.220 it's like this bird that sits out on the open water and just looks out at the sunset all day

00:52:25.420 that's me yeah you know what else what else it does it eats our koi fish in the back i know

00:52:31.140 did you was that part of your i talked to remember that one day he was here and you're like i'm gonna

00:52:35.100 go shoot him with the bow and arrow i was like listen man i'll go talk to him i'll tell him he

00:52:37.840 can't it's not a buffet it's you gotta you gotta pay to play here i had i had the uh same as a 1.00

00:52:43.220 squirrel had it had the arrow drawn could not do it yeah good could not do it killed he's gonna go

00:52:51.880 plant another tree 20 000 worth of koi fish yeah but i talked to him he's not coming back trust me

00:52:57.680 okay okay good he's good uh the other one i just like a moose but like a big albino that's cool

00:53:05.040 yeah that's cool you got one you're a tricky you're like a platypus that somehow lives on

00:53:12.520 looking right now a walrus who lives on land his whole life hasn't experienced the ocean i'd say

00:53:17.080 ground walrus would work i would say a land or land walrus landrus bison is this a weight was

00:53:24.600 that a weight thing is that a weight thing no it's more so just like the shape of your head

00:53:28.240 i love bison they're pretty cool so i've seen one it's one of my favorite things i've seen

00:53:35.280 one up close at yellowstone national park have you ever seen a great american bison i heard

00:53:41.500 they're massive are they the they're the biggest land animal right heaviest for sure biggest land

00:53:48.080 animal have you ever heard of an elephant no no no what i mean i don't mean i don't mean biggest

00:53:51.540 size wise uh i mean i mean from a from a um like an ego standpoint oh yeah like they're the biggest

00:53:58.060 on earth yes like yo like they can weigh up to go it's just an undula 2200 pounds guys that's big

00:54:05.780 elephants can weigh up to 13 000 oh my god so what i meant was like yo biggest like character

00:54:10.740 like they're they're like a big personality yeah yeah yeah but but um those things got crazy

00:54:15.900 beards bro that's why i thought you would like them they got oh they're pretty cool like i would

00:54:20.380 about like a yak a mac yak if someone can draw me as a yak that'd be pretty cool i bet you somebody

00:54:25.320 in the audience could do more i flew was flying back in from chicago last night after a trip there

00:54:30.540 with uh amara and michael my son and i'm flying i'm sitting there uh with my mask strapped around

00:54:38.420 my face and i'm looking out over the beautiful abyss that is downtown los angeles which is just

00:54:46.340 such a beautiful sight normally but now it's just covered by a layer of thick smoke and in the

00:54:51.940 distance the hills are ablaze and i'm sitting there with my mask on looking at the fires burning 0.99

00:54:57.900 the hills of los angeles and watching the eagles lose to the w's thinking to myself what the fuck 0.99

00:55:05.600 is happening in this god forsaken world like what the fuck the hills are on fire the whole west 0.99

00:55:11.520 coast i've seen a tornado made of fire fire nato i've seen a fire nato how do you fight that i 0.88

00:55:17.840 don't know a water nato where's your blastoise it's really it's really bad it's it's and and

00:55:24.520 honest on a serious note i mean to everybody in oregon and and norcal that's just dealing with 0.99

00:55:30.520 this shit. Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:55:32.800 Stay strong. 1.00

00:55:35.340 What do you even say?

00:55:36.780 What do you even say about this?

00:55:38.860 Stay safe.

00:55:40.180 Just the message has been the same.

00:55:42.420 On repeat. Broken

00:55:44.440 record for the entire year. Stay safe.

00:55:46.560 Stay safe. Stay alive.

00:55:48.520 Stay alive, however pop.

00:55:50.380 It's survivalism right now.

00:55:52.220 It's wild. Alright, let me take you back to a happier place.

00:55:54.700 Oh, okay. Remember when you were a kid?

00:55:57.040 Hell yeah. There were some real

00:55:58.420 staple items that... Staples?

00:56:00.520 As adults, we don't eat anymore.

00:56:04.460 We don't see.

00:56:05.580 We don't experience.

00:56:06.400 We don't feel.

00:56:08.560 Let's talk about something.

00:56:10.540 Toaster Strudel.

00:56:11.180 Toaster Strudel.

00:56:11.980 I haven't seen it in a long time.

00:56:14.960 This is not a topic you can just change. 0.94

00:56:16.820 What you've just brought up here is a very important fucking. 0.85

00:56:19.920 I didn't know if you were going to jump straight on something. 0.96

00:56:21.420 Okay. 0.98

00:56:21.960 Toaster Strudels are fucking incredible. 0.99

00:56:23.760 Yeah. 0.98

00:56:24.000 And they still exist.

00:56:24.940 They're brought to you by a company called Pillsbury that is represented not by a W,

00:56:29.960 but by a small man

00:56:31.440 that when you poke his stomach

00:56:32.640 he makes a funny sound.

00:56:35.880 Are we going to get copyright on that one?

00:56:37.060 No, I don't think so.

00:56:38.740 Go to flavor.

00:56:41.160 On three.

00:56:42.420 Do you have one?

00:56:42.960 I think so.

00:56:43.400 Alright, one, two, three.

00:56:44.960 Strawberry.

00:56:45.660 Only I've eaten one.

00:56:46.900 That's campus flavor.

00:56:47.680 It's really true.

00:56:48.680 Okay.

00:56:49.720 Strawberry's great.

00:56:50.520 But my problem was this.

00:56:51.440 Okay.

00:56:51.720 And I know you can relate to this.

00:56:54.000 Toaster strudel.

00:56:55.580 I like frosting, bro.

00:56:57.220 I'm a frosting guy.

00:56:57.960 So I spread the frosting

00:56:58.840 and then I often find

00:57:00.360 I need a little more

00:57:01.440 so I'll take another pack

00:57:03.500 but they only allocate

00:57:05.260 enough frosting packs

00:57:06.920 for the amount of

00:57:07.940 bro you're talking about

00:57:09.400 the most strenuous part

00:57:11.680 of most people's youth

00:57:12.680 maybe not Gen Z

00:57:13.880 but every week

00:57:16.340 I threw away a package

00:57:17.700 with three toaster strudels in it

00:57:19.120 because you need to use

00:57:21.000 two icing packets

00:57:21.920 on each toaster

00:57:22.500 you have to 1.00

00:57:23.260 what are you a fucking loser 1.00

00:57:24.840 at least one and a half 1.00

00:57:26.040 and it throws the rhythm off

00:57:27.780 if you have siblings

00:57:28.500 you can imagine how Jake felt

00:57:30.580 when he come downstairs

00:57:31.580 and he cook his two toaster strudels

00:57:33.360 and there'd only be one frosting pack

00:57:35.160 what do you do

00:57:36.400 right

00:57:36.940 it's horrible

00:57:37.680 and I also often

00:57:39.760 while we're on this

00:57:40.500 had a lot of trouble

00:57:41.340 opening the packets

00:57:42.500 the little sugar packets

00:57:44.060 because remember

00:57:44.540 they would be shaped like this

00:57:45.920 and then the top would be

00:57:46.740 a little slit

00:57:47.480 it's tough

00:57:48.080 I would ruin them sometimes

00:57:49.580 and it would ooze out the side

00:57:51.060 do you remember these troubles

00:57:52.380 yeah why couldn't they just

00:57:53.560 fix that

00:57:54.540 and optimize it

00:57:55.360 create a small pistol device

00:57:57.500 anything

00:57:57.960 That shoots out white fluids

00:58:01.100 Lunchables?

00:58:02.460 Delicious

00:58:02.900 Absolutely delicious

00:58:04.380 I'll munch on a Lunchables here and there

00:58:06.320 I'll throw myself back

00:58:07.720 Did you like the pizza ones?

00:58:09.960 I was the ham turkey cheese

00:58:12.340 I was the pizza Lunchable

00:58:13.660 But did you heat them up?

00:58:14.920 No

00:58:15.120 You didn't even heat them up?

00:58:16.540 Nah

00:58:16.840 It was lunch man

00:58:18.240 It was like

00:58:18.740 I didn't have time to heat it up

00:58:20.080 I wouldn't eat them unless I heat it up

00:58:21.960 Good for you

00:58:22.420 So actually made a small pizza

00:58:23.880 I'll turn it all into one sandwich

00:58:25.660 Real?

00:58:26.060 Oh my god

00:58:26.680 It's very mac

00:58:27.460 Caprizone

00:58:27.820 Capri Sun, for sure

00:58:29.280 Capri

00:58:30.680 Just cut me a little slack

00:58:32.500 He's talking about the Italian island

00:58:34.200 Yeah, this is our fourth episode of the day

00:58:36.440 Bro, I'm running on fumes

00:58:37.980 Capri

00:58:38.700 Did you really just

00:58:39.740 Huh?

00:58:43.620 Oh, the Lunchables?

00:58:45.280 That's crazy

00:58:46.220 I don't know about 0.98

00:58:47.040 Gogur's Phenomena 1.00

00:58:48.200 Fruity Pebbles 0.99

00:58:48.820 Gogur

00:58:49.440 French Toast Crunch

00:58:51.000 Not Cinnamon Toast Crunch

00:58:52.560 French Toast Crunch

00:58:54.240 Don't even know what that is

00:58:54.600 I know it is

00:58:55.160 The little French Toast

00:58:56.220 I know exactly what you're talking about

00:58:58.020 but while you're on cereal

00:59:00.300 and you just, once again, you skipped over

00:59:02.320 something that you brought up as

00:59:03.880 evidence to another thing. You just

00:59:06.160 mentioned the goat cereal of

00:59:08.220 all time. This is one thing I won't ask

00:59:10.320 you what your favorite cereal is because your only answer can

00:59:12.340 be Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That is

00:59:14.260 it. It's your only acceptable answer. I agree.

00:59:16.740 No other cereal

00:59:18.460 has stood the test of time like Cinnamon Toast

00:59:20.460 Crunch. It is so good.

00:59:22.300 It is so good and it is so

00:59:24.300 versatile the things you can do with cinnamon toast crunch peanut butter sandwich and anything

00:59:30.080 ice cream bro even the milk even the milk bro bro at the end of the bowl there the milk that

00:59:36.960 exists ice cream that is that flavor the milk that exists after bowl three of cinnamon toast crunch

00:59:42.220 is what zeus urinates yeah it is a nectar of the gods bro okay literally yeah think about that

00:59:52.880 after bowl three and then you don't want to stop you don't want to stop you throw a little more

00:59:56.540 milk in there go to bowl four go to bowl five at some point this thing turns this just turns into

01:00:00.700 a cinnamon dairy delight is it solid at that point i mean it's got to be it's become somewhat

01:00:05.540 sugary yes but um i don't know what makes it so it's it's just cinnamon and sugar right like we're

01:00:11.080 really this isn't like some sort of crazy but something about it you're taking me down memory

01:00:15.680 lane dog and even like yo uh you know you you know you smoke a little bit you pull yourself a

01:00:20.340 bowl of cereal the other day i popped the box up i started playing the games on the back nice nice

01:00:26.200 how fun so much fun so much fun i i said why can't it just be like why can't it just be like this

01:00:33.500 i'm finding like little hidden letters to try to form a sentence i'm doing mazes with josie

01:00:39.760 you look like you're tearing up a little bit it just you want to be a kid again i miss i know

01:00:44.860 absolutely i just miss i miss the simpler time were you around when they came out with uh the

01:00:49.980 toaster strudels that instead of

01:00:51.540 apple or strawberry were filled with bacon

01:00:54.020 egg and cheese? They were like actual

01:00:55.920 I think you're so cat

01:00:58.040 I'm serious. Are you talking about Hot Pockets?

01:00:59.700 Yeah, you toast them. No, no, no, no.

01:01:01.460 They're bacon egg and cheese

01:01:03.060 Toaster Strudels.

01:01:05.800 They're not called that, but they're from Pillsbury.

01:01:08.420 Pull them up. Toaster strudel

01:01:10.020 bacon egg cheese.

01:01:12.220 Oh, wow.

01:01:12.960 There you go. Pull one

01:01:15.080 of those up on the main feed.

01:01:17.100 Toaster scrambles. What do they put

01:01:19.140 in these things. 0.99

01:01:19.840 Bacon and cheese?

01:01:20.220 Do you think it's really

01:01:21.120 bacon and sausage?

01:01:22.080 It's probably soy.

01:01:24.180 It actually looks bomb.

01:01:25.300 They're so good.

01:01:25.960 I was scoffing at first,

01:01:26.860 but this is actually...

01:01:27.540 They're so good.

01:01:28.180 I could do it.

01:01:28.700 I mean, where do you go from here? 1.00

01:01:30.280 Tamagotchis?

01:01:30.600 Tech Decks?

01:01:31.600 Like, where does this conversation go?

01:01:33.180 Can you do any sort of tricks

01:01:34.460 on a Tech Deck?

01:01:35.020 I could do a pop show.

01:01:36.020 I spent a lot of time

01:01:36.960 learning how to do that.

01:01:37.600 Did you have the skate park?

01:01:39.280 No.

01:01:40.300 Just, like, lunch table. 1.00

01:01:41.600 Beyblades?

01:01:43.140 Beyblades? 1.00

01:01:43.580 You used to want to start... 1.00

01:01:44.480 You remember AB?

01:01:45.440 Yeah, of course.

01:01:46.160 You used to want to start

01:01:46.760 a Beyblade facility

01:01:47.920 and he was like

01:01:48.580 yeah my dad will totally

01:01:49.640 like help us get a place

01:01:51.000 I was like what the hell

01:01:51.660 what did you mean

01:01:52.040 a Beyblade facility

01:01:53.080 bro like

01:01:53.600 they used to go to

01:01:54.840 like Beyblade arena

01:01:55.540 you just go and duel

01:01:56.420 yeah like

01:01:57.080 you know in the show

01:01:58.200 do you remember the show

01:01:58.940 they would like

01:01:59.700 battle in the show

01:02:01.580 oh

01:02:02.240 and I was like

01:02:02.800 we should just make

01:02:03.440 one of those

01:02:03.800 it would have been cool 0.98

01:02:04.840 but also it was such a fad 1.00

01:02:06.100 it would never work

01:02:07.100 do you remember when

01:02:08.120 we got banned

01:02:09.640 from bringing them

01:02:10.480 to school

01:02:10.980 because someone

01:02:11.840 somewhere in the United States

01:02:13.240 lost an eye

01:02:14.840 oh probably got hurt

01:02:15.700 it was a teacher

01:02:16.520 I think it was a teacher at school.

01:02:18.060 Someone lost an eye because of a Beyblade,

01:02:19.980 and they got banned everywhere.

01:02:21.000 Yeah, you got to go with the saver hobbies. 1.00

01:02:24.520 Pogs.

01:02:25.140 I told you about Pogs.

01:02:26.260 You guys, I think Pogs were before your time.

01:02:28.880 Right before us.

01:02:29.420 They're just little collectible circles.

01:02:32.200 There's no other better way to describe them.

01:02:34.400 Little collectible circles with different images on them.

01:02:36.960 And then you have what's called a breaker.

01:02:40.360 The big metal things are called breakers, 0.98

01:02:42.020 and you smash a pile of Pogs, bro. 1.00

01:02:44.120 What about, oh, what was that one where you'd flick the thing 0.59

01:02:48.220 and you had to line them up on the edge of your,

01:02:50.720 it was like two people edge of the table

01:02:53.220 and you'd roll one into the other,

01:02:54.860 you'd flick it into the other thing

01:02:55.980 and it was like a little figurine, man.

01:02:57.680 I can't remember the name of it.

01:02:59.020 Sounds like some sort of hockey style.

01:03:00.820 No, it was like.

01:03:02.980 Did you guys ever play a very violent coin related game

01:03:06.780 called quarters?

01:03:07.860 That's what I thought he was describing.

01:03:09.280 Yeah.

01:03:09.380 We put your knuckles on the table. 1.00

01:03:11.260 Fling the fucking quarter. 1.00

01:03:12.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:13.140 Yeah.

01:03:14.120 Yeah, you could do some serious damage to one's hands. 1.00

01:03:17.600 Kids were fucking each other. 1.00

01:03:18.840 We were fucking each other up back in middle school. 1.00

01:03:21.280 Yeah, for sure. 0.99

01:03:22.200 What else was there to do, though?

01:03:24.260 What about the little game where you control your boxers by pushing buttons?

01:03:28.820 And the guys go like this.

01:03:30.280 Rock'em, sock'em, robot.

01:03:31.320 Or Hungry Hippos.

01:03:32.660 Do you guys have that?

01:03:33.380 For sure, but that was like way old school.

01:03:34.980 Yeah, now you're talking about it.

01:03:38.380 Here we go.

01:03:44.120 I thought about that.

01:03:45.380 I know what you're saying.

01:03:46.840 And it pops.

01:03:50.000 I don't know.

01:03:51.360 You're talking about Sorry, or the game that pops.

01:03:54.580 We've been talking about this for too long.

01:03:55.660 How about this game?

01:03:56.620 You got something?

01:03:57.240 You want to play this way?

01:03:58.220 You ever played Bloody Knuckles this way where you touch the thing and it can't go down,

01:04:01.360 but you have to touch it?

01:04:02.280 I don't know about all that.

01:04:03.920 It sounds good, though.

01:04:05.180 Who's got something?

01:04:06.100 I mean, first of all, we got to be talking.

01:04:07.880 Are we talking?

01:04:09.020 110. 1.00

01:04:10.040 Steakhouses suck. 0.99

01:04:11.260 I can't get a good steak. 0.99

01:04:12.340 I don't know what's going on in the food.

01:04:13.340 my assumption is it's COVID

01:04:15.220 the only, I'm not a drinker

01:04:17.500 I haven't been gambling

01:04:19.700 I'm not smoking crack anymore

01:04:21.440 obviously, all I look forward to

01:04:23.700 is some good tasty

01:04:24.640 steaks, I want to go and I want to have my 0.99

01:04:27.380 fucking steak and I went to, I hate to do this 1.00

01:04:29.380 I hate to fucking 1.00

01:04:31.380 do this, I went to Smith & Walensky 0.99

01:04:33.420 a landmark steakhouse all over

01:04:35.440 the country, Washington

01:04:37.100 and New York and Chicago and I said

01:04:39.460 let's go to Smith & Walensky, it's a good spot

01:04:41.060 go in there, they got a

01:04:42.960 Steak-cation menu. 0.99

01:04:45.380 Steak-cation with Cajun-rubbed steaks and shit. 1.00

01:04:49.080 It was awful. 1.00

01:04:50.260 I haven't had a good steak.

01:04:51.440 Mastro's, everybody's been letting me know.

01:04:53.040 What's going on?

01:04:54.020 I so strongly agree with you.

01:04:56.660 It's such a specific complaint, but I also noticed this.

01:05:00.260 I don't know what it is about steakhouses during this time,

01:05:03.660 but they're just underperforming.

01:05:05.600 I had a guy come the other day who brought a Wagyu.

01:05:08.440 Yeah, he told me Wagyu.

01:05:09.100 And it changed my life.

01:05:11.620 Some A5. 0.99

01:05:12.320 A5 Wagyu

01:05:13.280 from a phenomenal

01:05:14.820 distributor here

01:05:15.620 in Los Angeles

01:05:16.260 and it was

01:05:16.920 I was eating it

01:05:17.980 I was like

01:05:18.180 oh my god

01:05:18.600 this is what good steak tastes like

01:05:19.720 it was the first

01:05:20.160 phenomenal piece of meat

01:05:21.600 that I've had

01:05:22.380 all 2020

01:05:23.560 it was a silver lining

01:05:25.000 Bola's been putting out

01:05:26.180 oh they're good

01:05:26.920 they bucked the trend

01:05:27.680 and there's been

01:05:28.540 some other restaurants

01:05:29.120 I've been to

01:05:29.560 and what kind of

01:05:31.080 woe is me situation

01:05:32.100 we're in

01:05:32.460 middle of pandemic

01:05:33.200 me crying about 1.00

01:05:33.840 fucking steaks 1.00

01:05:34.440 but such is life 1.00

01:05:35.800 all I fucking want 0.99

01:05:36.960 is a good steak 0.99

01:05:37.480 I'm paying the money for it

01:05:38.500 we all got desires

01:05:39.120 it's the only thing

01:05:40.080 I want dude

01:05:41.040 I just want 0.98

01:05:41.760 a fucking good like 0.99

01:05:42.820 I'll sit on this show 0.99

01:05:43.700 and complain about 1.00

01:05:44.260 rich people shit 1.00

01:05:45.000 all fucking day 1.00

01:05:46.060 all day 1.00

01:05:47.220 lose sight

01:05:47.780 lose touch of everything

01:05:48.760 I don't care 0.99

01:05:49.360 show's going to shit 0.99

01:05:50.700 alright guys 0.99

01:05:51.780 that's all we got for you

01:05:52.680 Casey Neistat's

01:05:53.600 coming on Thursday

01:05:54.380 that's all

01:05:56.260 we got for you

01:05:57.080 nah is it

01:05:57.700 that's all

01:05:58.720 yeah I think

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