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00:02:12.240 I got suspended because I smacked some dude in the face. 0.99

00:02:14.680 And my dad goes, what the f*** are you fighting for in school? 0.95

00:02:17.100 I didn't even send you to fight, you know? 0.97

00:02:18.880 He gives me this lecture, I don't want to go on about it.

00:02:21.200 And I go, Dad, nobody in school likes me.

00:02:23.040 He goes, well, get ready. 0.78

00:02:24.000 He goes, because you're you, and nobody f***ing likes you.

00:02:26.480 So when you go into the real life, guess what?

00:02:28.360 people are still not gonna like you and i was like but they're mean he goes but they're mean 0.97

00:02:32.160 he goes yeah because you're annoying shut the fuck up and maybe nobody will talk to you 0.92

00:02:35.760 i'm not because there's so many wires hitting my knees yeah well it had to do with the problem 0.98

00:02:47.100 that we had in the last episode with casey right welcome back to impulsive number one podcast in

00:02:50.360 the world you know it you you hopefully you like it subscribe uh if you saw the last episode with

00:02:55.680 Casey Neistat, so unfortunate.

00:02:58.720 It sounded like we did the podcast.

00:03:02.120 Underwater.

00:03:02.620 In a cave.

00:03:03.180 Yeah.

00:03:03.420 In an underwater cave.

00:03:04.240 Yeah, an underwater cavern.

00:03:05.180 Yeah.

00:03:06.240 Pineapple house.

00:03:06.860 What's it called?

00:03:07.700 This house?

00:03:08.920 SpongeBob's house?

00:03:09.700 Yeah, there's no name for it.

00:03:11.400 So I'm thinking of the bottom.

00:03:13.440 Pineapple bottom.

00:03:14.360 So let's start over.

00:03:15.220 Yeah, so let's start over.

00:03:19.300 Or let's not.

00:03:20.600 Or let's not.

00:03:21.260 I just, I'm old. 1.00

00:03:22.700 I watched Roy Grats and shit. 0.98

00:03:24.220 i didn't watch one bob you watch rugrats yeah rugrats doug people say i look like skeeter 0.98

00:03:29.440 people say i look like skeeter because of the nose yeah but it sucks because the casey nice

00:03:33.920 episode it just the the sound quality was not good and it sucks that we did casey like that

00:03:38.000 and if you saw in the description i said hey guys we're sorry about the audio on this podcast but

00:03:42.920 don't blame me blame cast media like i just like fully i could not take accountability for it because

00:03:48.560 it's not my fault and so colin you know the the head of cast me he's they're awesome the only

00:03:53.780 reason i have a podcast is because colin from cast media told me you should start a podcast like i

00:03:59.320 shout out con i'm sorry i threw you under the bus i just but i had to under the bus because for the

00:04:03.960 first time in my life i wasn't the one who made the mistake and but yet we're the ones who get 0.99

00:04:08.380 yelled at fuck this podcast the audio is so shit hang on you suck i don't know if you know this or 0.99

00:04:13.400 not i'm gonna get yelled at no matter what happens okay it sounds good bad guess is good it doesn't 1.00

00:04:19.000 matter i had the point i had the point to blame at someone but travis you're champ travis you're

00:04:24.100 champ i i mean that it's just i don't know what happened we'll figure out the wires touching my

00:04:28.300 knees this wire is touching my knees we got bigger we got bigger problems than wires touching your

00:04:31.240 knees yeah yeah mac if you if you noticed two minutes into this podcast has left us my best

00:04:38.660 friend since uh first grade and the third co-host of impulsive mac the pilgrim artist is gone if

00:04:47.220 in the maverick club you'd know this he uh he moved back to cleveland to continue his art career

00:04:53.060 obviously incredibly excited to see what he does if you guys want to follow his journey

00:04:57.840 and you should it's going to be an exciting one his instagram's at macklin um he he he is a special

00:05:05.740 kid in that like we are truly impulsive it's the name of the show it really is a bro like we talk

00:05:11.480 about the most random shit the most random times and nothing is incredibly coherent yeah and mac 0.96

00:05:16.760 is more of like a grounded let's say regular person we're fucked up he's focused he's disciplined 0.96

00:05:22.500 he's got a goal in life he knows exactly what he wants to do you got to respect that i respect i 0.89

00:05:26.700 respect the shit out of that anyone anyone who knows exactly what they want to do and believes

00:05:31.520 in in it enough to chase it wholeheartedly you got to respect it the only thing that that he did

00:05:38.500 say that stuck out to me was uh he was moving on to bigger and better things that's it's i don't

00:05:44.060 to be honest i know he's moving on to cool things but at the end of the day it's bigger and better

00:05:47.960 than impulsive it's the number one podcast in the world these are just stats it's just facts i hear

00:05:52.100 what he's saying but it's just impossible hit that subscribe button here's the good news we have

00:05:57.720 found a third co-host already ladies and gentlemen you've waited for this moment and i have too he's

00:06:03.860 an excellent excellent human being one of my best friends probably even more impulsive than both mike

00:06:08.620 and I combined he did a fantastic job on the last episode a 10 out of 10 performance ladies and

00:06:15.340 gentlemen introducing the third co-host of impulsive my best friend George Janko let's go

00:06:22.800 let's go George George George George George George George George George George guys I have like big

00:06:28.460 shoes to fill now huh yeah you do that seat has been filled by many people that Mike has been in

00:06:33.740 many people's mouths specifically Riley Reed is that why it smells like that it does it smell

00:06:38.480 Nah.

00:06:38.800 I can't smell it.

00:06:39.360 I had COVID.

00:06:39.860 Can you move the shirt?

00:06:45.240 What was that?

00:06:45.820 What was that? 1.00

00:06:46.520 Fuck you, guys. 1.00

00:06:47.800 What is it? 1.00

00:06:48.480 What was that?

00:06:48.800 I don't even do that.

00:06:50.160 What is it?

00:06:50.620 I don't know.

00:06:51.140 Pick it up, three slot.

00:06:51.880 Pick it up.

00:06:53.440 What is that?

00:06:53.860 Oh, wow.

00:06:55.640 I hate to see that.

00:06:56.560 I hate to see something like that happen.

00:06:59.120 Guys, I'm going to get drunk off this.

00:07:00.880 I don't drink.

00:07:01.480 Hey, man.

00:07:01.800 Welcome to a home.

00:07:02.220 How did you have that?

00:07:03.260 I feel like this has been a setup, and it's so nicely cold.

00:07:05.780 Yeah, we planned the whole thing. 1.00

00:07:07.180 Fucking shit. 1.00

00:07:08.100 Well my mom's watching this 1.00

00:07:09.640 You know this is a step up

00:07:11.060 I was just on

00:07:11.960 You know

00:07:12.260 Good day

00:07:13.260 New York

00:07:14.400 Saw that

00:07:14.980 And now I'm on the impulsive show

00:07:16.920 With you delinquents

00:07:18.260 Yep 1.00

00:07:18.620 Which I fucking 0.99

00:07:19.480 I feel like I'm at home guys 0.99

00:07:20.700 You're a movie star now

00:07:21.740 And I actually think

00:07:23.100 You may be taking a step back

00:07:24.600 By coming on

00:07:25.320 A podcast

00:07:26.260 You know I was so excited

00:07:27.320 I had both the drinks in my hand

00:07:28.660 Cause you guys went through

00:07:30.100 All the big cups

00:07:30.620 So I brought two

00:07:31.140 I had this drink in my hand

00:07:32.840 I was like 0.99

00:07:33.020 This is fucking great 0.98

00:07:33.960 I wanna know what 0.98

00:07:34.640 You know they're gonna hype me up

00:07:35.640 Before I get on

00:07:36.300 And then you guys were just like

00:07:37.320 you know the only normal one left

00:07:39.440 the guy who actually has something good in his life 0.99

00:07:41.500 and I was like what the fuck 0.98

00:07:42.440 I'm not like you guys 0.99

00:07:44.460 you're unpredictable just like us

00:07:47.160 that's why you fit I think that's why on the 6ix9ine episode

00:07:49.360 it was so good and you performed so well

00:07:51.220 but I'm talking too much

00:07:53.360 I think you got something to do right

00:07:54.680 no I was just listening to it

00:07:56.840 no I think you need to drink that

00:07:57.920 wait so what do you do do you have to chug the whole thing

00:07:59.680 you've never been iced

00:08:00.460 I would put one foot up on the counter

00:08:02.340 I would say standing but that works 1.00

00:08:07.040 and chug the motherfucker 1.00

00:08:08.320 oh I get it 1.00

00:08:09.280 okay fuck you guys 1.00

00:08:10.300 normally you take a knee right 1.00

00:08:11.320 I mean I know

00:08:12.760 yeah I know

00:08:13.220 but you're not gonna be

00:08:13.880 if I take a knee

00:08:14.600 it's gonna look like this

00:08:15.140 that's what I'm saying

00:08:15.680 you're not gonna be able

00:08:16.240 to see him

00:08:16.720 you're not gonna be able

00:08:17.680 to see him

00:08:18.080 that's the bottle

00:08:21.660 okay do I have to take a knee

00:08:25.100 yeah yeah yeah

00:08:26.060 you might as well do it

00:08:26.900 for tradition

00:08:27.320 I'm gonna look like

00:08:28.060 I'm gagging

00:08:28.660 that's fine

00:08:29.620 you wouldn't be the first person

00:08:30.460 in the three slots

00:08:31.020 yeah you're right

00:08:32.160 atta boy

00:08:33.440 atta boy

00:08:34.380 down the hatch

00:08:35.760 George didn't go to college

00:08:37.320 And he never got to have this experience

00:08:39.880 What are you doing?

00:08:40.680 It's so cold

00:08:41.380 It's Kool-Aid, man 1.00

00:08:42.980 Atta boy

00:08:44.420 I hope we don't get demonetized from this

00:08:46.360 Speaking of monetization

00:08:48.360 While he goes ahead and drinks that

00:08:49.720 What do you got? 0.97

00:08:50.280 The 6ix9ine episode

00:08:51.380 Got a lot of views

00:08:52.580 It's our number one podcast now

00:08:54.000 Great episode

00:08:54.480 You're welcome

00:08:55.340 Audience retention was fantastic

00:08:58.220 Do you know what that means?

00:08:59.500 When you get a lot of views

00:09:00.200 And the audience retention is great

00:09:02.020 High CPMs

00:09:03.140 High CPMs, high ad revenue

00:09:05.480 Very high

00:09:06.040 How you doing over there

00:09:06.960 My eyes are watering 1.00

00:09:08.040 Fuck you guys 1.00

00:09:08.700 This is so cold 1.00

00:09:09.440 No you got it 1.00

00:09:10.060 Where the fuck did you put this 1.00

00:09:11.240 Bro he wanted to shoot 1.00

00:09:11.940 Paintball guns at you 0.98

00:09:12.820 We should do a proper hazing 0.96

00:09:14.560 A proper hazing

00:09:15.560 Jesus Christ

00:09:16.320 You think he would

00:09:17.620 OU

00:09:18.160 OU guy right here

00:09:19.460 You think this would have

00:09:20.280 Stood up and OU

00:09:20.880 Would he be in the frat

00:09:21.660 He made fun of him

00:09:22.340 For one ice

00:09:23.460 No absolutely not 1.00

00:09:24.160 He should have a fucking 1.00

00:09:24.840 Blindfold on 1.00

00:09:25.620 That a boy

00:09:26.060 Just watch the TV

00:09:27.020 Or you'll have to pay

00:09:27.760 For a new one

00:09:28.220 Good job George

00:09:28.880 Welcome to Impulsive

00:09:30.020 Welcome to Impulsive

00:09:30.460 Georgie

00:09:30.940 Wow I

00:09:32.000 Okay that was cold

00:09:33.760 But thanks man 1.00

00:09:34.460 Fuck 1.00

00:09:36.300 You are a movie star now bro 1.00

00:09:38.940 I want to talk about this real quick

00:09:40.320 And I don't mean to plug your movie

00:09:43.380 No no please do it

00:09:44.540 As the first thing that we've done when you're on the show

00:09:47.100 But you were on Good Morning New York today

00:09:49.460 Yeah

00:09:49.820 With our friend LJ's mom

00:09:50.940 Yes

00:09:51.320 Because your movie is climbing the charts

00:09:53.080 Your movie is called No Escape

00:09:54.260 Yep

00:09:54.640 It's number three right now in horror

00:09:56.080 And in horror

00:09:58.060 FYI

00:09:59.320 Nice

00:10:00.040 He's drunk

00:10:00.520 Yeah it's already

00:10:01.560 My eyes are like 0.95

00:10:02.480 I can't tell if I'm drunk or really fucking cold

00:10:04.300 um yeah dude it was just my first movie bro so i did i like it was a dream come true just to be 0.91

00:10:10.860 on set and for it to do fucking crazy like this is just i i want to say a huge blessing it's cool

00:10:19.000 to have met you at la fitness and then watch your journey and watch your progression and growth 0.77

00:10:25.660 it's cool to do that with all my friends you mac george every other friend i've had and uh i saw

00:10:32.280 the movie

00:10:32.840 you were the first

00:10:34.680 you were one of the first

00:10:35.280 people to watch it

00:10:35.760 and for everyone

00:10:36.340 who doesn't know

00:10:36.960 they say in Hollywood

00:10:38.620 it's a miracle

00:10:39.220 to make a good movie

00:10:40.120 it's like

00:10:40.580 literally like

00:10:41.500 a miracle happens

00:10:42.220 it is so hard

00:10:43.340 to make a good film

00:10:44.760 yeah

00:10:45.060 it is so hard

00:10:45.860 I've done a lot

00:10:47.180 and none of them

00:10:47.660 were good

00:10:48.060 no not true

00:10:49.160 I like your

00:10:49.560 I like it

00:10:50.040 I like that

00:10:50.520 true I swear I did

00:10:51.960 the thing was okay

00:10:52.680 you didn't like

00:10:53.140 airplane mode 0.99

00:10:53.640 that was fucking 0.99

00:10:54.420 terrible 0.99

00:10:55.020 yeah it was bad

00:10:55.660 that was

00:10:56.100 you know what

00:10:57.180 I was upset

00:10:58.260 that I didn't get

00:10:58.880 a bigger part of the movie

00:10:59.760 because you wanted

00:11:00.140 to give me that one line

00:11:00.940 yeah

00:11:01.180 and then

00:11:01.840 our Lord and Savior

00:11:04.700 Jesus Christ came to me

00:11:05.700 and he's like

00:11:05.940 don't do it

00:11:06.400 I wish he told me

00:11:07.680 the same thing

00:11:08.320 don't do it

00:11:09.120 I wish he would have

00:11:09.740 been interacting with me

00:11:10.560 I love you

00:11:12.760 well listen bro

00:11:13.880 it must be nice

00:11:14.580 because your first movie

00:11:15.840 that came out

00:11:16.240 is phenomenal

00:11:16.700 and I'm not just

00:11:17.320 saying this

00:11:18.200 it's called No Escape

00:11:19.020 it's on iTunes

00:11:19.580 no he's definitely

00:11:20.300 not just saying this 0.99

00:11:20.980 because he shit on 0.99

00:11:21.540 all my other dreams 0.99

00:11:22.260 like I can't be a musician

00:11:24.120 hold on a second

00:11:24.920 hold on a second

00:11:26.480 I have this thing

00:11:30.060 where like

00:11:30.780 with people I love

00:11:32.280 and my boys

00:11:33.240 I prefer to be honest

00:11:35.120 with them

00:11:35.420 and you know what

00:11:36.280 that's shaped me out

00:11:37.000 to be a great person

00:11:37.700 I prefer to be candid

00:11:38.540 and I always lead with this

00:11:40.240 hey

00:11:40.820 this is my opinion

00:11:42.260 remember I said this

00:11:43.320 I said

00:11:43.780 anytime you hear Logan

00:11:44.860 say this is my opinion

00:11:45.680 your feelings will get hurt

00:11:47.180 it always starts that way

00:11:49.240 because he thinks

00:11:49.740 it sounds nice

00:11:50.580 but it's not

00:11:51.200 he's just indicating

00:11:51.920 what he feels

00:11:52.440 life is hard

00:11:53.980 candid conversation

00:11:55.680 honest conversation

00:11:56.660 with friends

00:11:57.200 is the only way

00:11:59.180 to improve

00:11:59.580 and continue growing

00:12:00.260 It's part of the reason that I've been able to adapt and literally go through so many stages of evolution as a human because my friends have been honest with me.

00:12:09.120 Him, Jeff, everyone around me. 1.00

00:12:12.180 Hayden, if I send him a shit vlog, he goes, yo, mate, this vlog fucking sucks. 1.00

00:12:16.640 Where's your head at? 1.00

00:12:17.560 Like, bro, we're all just – the problem I think with most people is they take everything so personally.

00:12:22.840 I'm not attacking you.

00:12:24.180 I'm giving you constructive criticism. 0.98

00:12:25.740 And I didn't shit on your dreams. 0.97

00:12:26.840 I said, hey, this is my opinion.

00:12:27.960 I could be wrong but you are so funny and you you have the comedy chops and when I hear your music

00:12:35.760 I don't know I don't know if it has the potential to be the greatest of the great top tier yeah

00:12:42.920 yeah yeah no I'm saying honestly if it wasn't for that conversation I I wouldn't have chased

00:12:47.920 acting because acting wasn't really on my like schedule of life being a comedian wasn't on my

00:12:52.660 schedule of life it was just something I was natural at and when you were like yo you should

00:12:56.220 do this and i did it and it was just working on i was like all right maybe this is what i need to

00:12:59.640 do yeah and remember i said i said by the way bro i'm giving you this feedback and i know this sucks

00:13:03.460 to hear because like yo taking and receiving character notes is the hardest thing in the

00:13:08.640 world i still but wait we've been through years how did i handle that how did i handle that i

00:13:13.720 handled it well i kind of just took it and i was i worked on it well there were three there was a

00:13:17.920 couple options one is you you take the note you you go okay i may start thinking differently about 0.99

00:13:24.440 what I want to do yeah two is you go fuck you I'm gonna prove Logan wrong yeah which works too 0.99

00:13:29.340 because a lot of a lot of people do that they take that route where they look at the person 1.00

00:13:33.080 that's like a naysayer yeah true or a hater totally totally but you're his best friend so

00:13:38.480 he doesn't have that option there or what was the third one you're gonna say or three I actually

00:13:42.020 actually only had two I actually don't remember kid has always been a standout actor phenomenal

00:13:47.440 always been a day one bro since day one like like I remember he would come into the kitchen in here

00:13:51.680 and just pick up a roll in a second.

00:13:53.940 Pick up a roll, turn it on, turn it on.

00:13:56.200 And I would watch him and be like,

00:13:57.000 yo, this kid has chops.

00:13:58.180 He has good acting chops, great acting chops.

00:13:59.860 Yeah, I love you guys.

00:14:00.480 I should come on here more often.

00:14:01.640 Oh, wait, I'm here every day.

00:14:05.380 But there's something about following your natural gift

00:14:12.120 that I don't think a lot of humans

00:14:14.460 are blessed with the opportunity to do.

00:14:16.880 How is that possible?

00:14:18.080 That's my dad.

00:14:20.060 GP.

00:14:20.480 He calls me five times a day.

00:14:21.860 You know that?

00:14:22.560 I know.

00:14:23.040 Oh, I know.

00:14:23.480 And he's in Ohio right now.

00:14:24.540 And you always answer.

00:14:25.300 You love GP.

00:14:25.900 I do love him.

00:14:26.620 I do love him a lot.

00:14:27.260 We started talking about taxes last night.

00:14:28.560 Big boy conversations.

00:14:29.500 I'm growing up.

00:14:30.340 Taxes, you said?

00:14:31.040 Yeah, the point is this, Bull.

00:14:34.200 You're behind on one of them.

00:14:35.360 The point is this.

00:14:36.380 You're a phenomenal actor.

00:14:37.660 I'm glad you've found somewhat of a niche.

00:14:40.080 Let's see what happens with it, right?

00:14:41.380 Yeah.

00:14:41.700 It's called No Escape.

00:14:42.540 I know you're in quarantine right now.

00:14:43.580 We all are.

00:14:44.460 Except Alabama.

00:14:45.600 You're not doing anything.

00:14:46.380 Actually, and Texas.

00:14:47.300 That's why I'm going.

00:14:48.100 I'm going to Texas

00:14:48.920 oh really

00:14:49.620 I'm going to Dallas Texas

00:14:50.940 I actually wrote it here

00:14:51.740 this is one of my notes

00:14:52.560 I just want to say

00:14:53.400 anybody who's in Dallas Texas

00:14:54.860 I said that wrong

00:14:56.280 you can say however you want

00:14:57.200 test it 1.00

00:14:57.640 because the fucking beer 1.00

00:14:59.140 you gave me 1.00

00:14:59.560 I'm already slurring

00:15:00.340 I'm a lightweight

00:15:00.840 you are

00:15:01.580 I'm a super lightweight

00:15:02.500 you're such a lightweight

00:15:02.980 but basically like

00:15:05.220 this movie came out

00:15:06.940 and it was really cool

00:15:07.580 and I want to experience it

00:15:08.880 with fans

00:15:09.200 that's why we did

00:15:09.680 the drive-in thing

00:15:10.300 and so that was

00:15:11.800 such a success

00:15:12.860 that I was like

00:15:13.480 oh my god

00:15:14.100 I'm going to do this

00:15:15.320 in a lot of cities

00:15:16.120 that are open and safe

00:15:17.340 we're going to take that

00:15:18.100 the steps to make it safe and the first stop that we're doing is um studio movie grill on

00:15:23.000 northwest highway i guess you all you all you just can't read right now because you're you

00:15:28.720 i'm hazed you're smoked yeah you're smoked it's fine you're plastered it's good but yeah please 0.58

00:15:32.620 please i i told george i and i i want you guys to make this happen are you crying i think so i said 0.62

00:15:38.260 i said i said when you come on impulsive i'm gonna plug your movie and it's gonna go to number

00:15:42.200 one in the yes guys so whether or not it's number three you know how close that is yeah it's two

00:15:48.000 away it's gonna make it it's quick math no escape on itunes but yeah bro i i admire that meeting up

00:15:53.180 with fans and and hanging out have to bro have do you have any idea how cool it was to be in that

00:15:57.820 parking lot people dapping me up one wearing clothing that i put out that's sick sure but for

00:16:02.980 people to like to be naming the vines that me and you did and said yo i always knew you're gonna be 0.87

00:16:07.540 in the movies yep and it fucking happened yeah and i'm watching it with them i have to they have 0.79

00:16:11.860 to i can relate guess what i did this past weekend talk to me me uh me and the squad went to colorado 0.97

00:16:17.640 Lies

00:16:18.120 I wasn't there

00:16:18.680 Who's the squad?

00:16:19.420 Cap 1.00

00:16:19.620 Fuck you dude 1.00

00:16:21.120 I never get invited 1.00

00:16:21.820 Sorry me and team Maverick

00:16:23.220 Me and team Maverick 0.99

00:16:24.100 What the fuck am I? 0.99

00:16:25.140 You're Bubbaton 1.00

00:16:26.100 That's you

00:16:26.520 We went to Colorado

00:16:28.960 To give Joe

00:16:29.860 By the way

00:16:30.880 We've been calling him Joseph

00:16:32.080 He kind of like

00:16:33.040 He doesn't like Joseph

00:16:33.600 He goes

00:16:33.920 By the way bro

00:16:34.660 People call me Joe

00:16:35.500 I was like alright

00:16:36.060 So who's Joseph?

00:16:37.260 Joe

00:16:37.500 We gave him

00:16:38.060 He won my Dodge Challenger

00:16:39.180 He was in the Maverick club

00:16:39.980 Oh nice nice

00:16:41.040 Wait this guy corrected you

00:16:42.700 After you gave him car keys?

00:16:43.700 Yeah

00:16:43.860 He's like yeah thanks 0.99

00:16:44.640 By the way it's fucking Joe 0.97

00:16:45.960 Okay 0.99

00:16:46.480 Yeah you gotta

00:16:47.180 yeah yeah but he he was the perfect recipient like honestly incredible human being i told him

00:16:52.080 because we took a couple other maverick members out to dinner it was our first members dinner

00:16:56.080 and by the way i'm not just saying this it was one of the coolest experiences experiences of my

00:16:59.900 life um we just had an awesome time got time uh got to spend time with just really down-to-earth

00:17:07.320 cool people yeah and uh joe was so uh so grateful for his gift and he's a car buff and it was almost

00:17:15.040 like something aligned in a weird way about that he knew more about the car when he got it

00:17:19.420 than i immediately than you did i had no idea what you're saying 438 cubic inch hyper compressed

00:17:24.420 android i'm like what the this kid knows every single thing about the car dude that's great

00:17:30.140 i'm happy that it went to somebody that could cherish it you know what i mean that's what i

00:17:34.560 told him but yeah one of the one of the members uh jonathan at the end of the dinner took the

00:17:40.720 the watch he was wearing off his wrist like a 500 watch and gave it to joe because it was his

00:17:44.520 birthday too wow so we celebrate it was they know each other before that no that's what i'm saying

00:17:49.060 that's the coolest part it's cool to see the camaraderie yeah the camaraderie and like the

00:17:52.720 community grow and the community interact with each other like who knows how many friendships

00:17:56.020 going to be formed just out of the people inside the club because they have a common interest in

00:17:59.680 that they just support and like the things that we do yeah yeah especially now guys please be

00:18:04.500 nice to each other like you don't know what's happening in somebody's household so like if

00:18:08.480 you're gonna go that extra step to be like super nice hold the door open like a lot of people don't

00:18:12.000 hold the door open for other people anymore. This is a tall

00:18:14.020 order. You're on show number one

00:18:15.920 and you're telling America to be kind to each other.

00:18:18.000 Yeah. This is...

00:18:19.400 I have to. I love it. I'm

00:18:21.840 happier doing it, but we have a shortness

00:18:23.840 of kindness going on in this country right now.

00:18:25.800 It is a massive... Then I guess this is time for me to

00:18:27.820 kick in a little over-notch.

00:18:30.380 You know what made me sad is I did. Like two days

00:18:31.880 ago, I held the door for an old lady and she sat there for 1.00

00:18:33.800 five minutes explaining how nice I was.

00:18:35.620 Because no one's done that for... Bro,

00:18:37.860 we are in a dark time

00:18:39.820 in this country right now. Yeah, but this is one

00:18:41.640 we need to shine the brightest oh no facts and that's why ellen is back and on that note she 0.88

00:18:47.540 said how is she back is she a bully no no she said she came on the show and she she addressed

00:18:52.620 she addressed it how she addressed it it was it was a about a four minute spiel about how she uh

00:18:59.320 called she basically signed up to be the be kind lady that was her slogan that was the message she

00:19:05.820 wanted to promote she went up and she's like i'm not sorry she said she basically said like don't

00:19:09.840 do that because you're obligated to always be kind this is what she said i'm just i'm just

00:19:15.200 reiterating basically she's like yo i have days where i'm sad i have days where i'm impatient

00:19:19.640 and i hate those days because i hate waiting for them like what she made a joke it's funny

00:19:23.220 but um she addressed her controversies in a way that i actually i like i like it read it read i

00:19:30.460 like i like bro i mean i don't i don't know if it warrants like maybe some of her alleged

00:19:37.320 behavior but we've i'm bro she's a human like people forget i mean i have bad days we've seen

00:19:43.180 them on the show we've seen them on the show canceling people thing i'm done with it no

00:19:47.520 absolutely but but my question is this there's there's two different cats at play there there's

00:19:52.400 ellen the host who's having a bad day and maybe off on her monologue but then there's ellen the

00:19:57.140 ceo and director of an organization that has systemic issues within it did she address both

00:20:03.760 of those i didn't watch the monologue yeah because it was the people that worked with that's what i'm

00:20:06.980 saying like you say like having a bad day is not an excuse for your director of talent to be

00:20:12.660 well because here's how it works she's told people to chew gum yeah but here's how it works

00:20:16.760 when you chew gum no when you get canceled or exposed for one thing that's happened to me 1.00

00:20:20.380 a bunch of people come out no no no they tend to dive fully into all the shit that you fucked up 0.98

00:20:26.200 so when the ellen show got called out for uh you know the um misconduct that was happening behind 0.99

00:20:32.520 the scenes people called her out and said yo yeah she tells me to chew gum if my breath stinks and

00:20:38.280 tells me to go home before i enter her office like like that's kind of funny there's a there's a

00:20:43.060 i i might do the same also like if you have like a stinky breath like shut up hey but is that part 0.99

00:20:51.460 of the candid conversation we were talking about earlier like is ellen just being a homie like hey 0.98

00:20:55.260 yo choose to gum you gotta chew gum your breath smells also this is what i don't like it's how 0.75

00:21:00.860 you paint it for the viewer but in reality she might have just kindly made a joke to him you

00:21:05.580 know what i mean like hey like also yeah chew some gum i know you just had some ribs and all they

00:21:09.780 said is she came into my office one day punched me in the forehead and threw a gum in my mouth 0.99

00:21:14.460 and said you fucking chew it bitch but that never really happened it's all on how you say it i mean 0.99

00:21:18.380 the way the way that it was explained is that she was kind of a uh uh short short like spoken like 1.00

00:21:26.080 not a nice person. Sometimes sour.

00:21:28.840 Yeah. But she said, and this is

00:21:30.380 to answer your question,

00:21:32.520 she said she's working on it. She said she's

00:21:34.400 a work in progress, just like the rest of us.

00:21:37.280 And, you know,

00:21:38.380 we're humans. That won't work. She's not wrong. That doesn't work

00:21:40.420 in this day and day. No one wants work

00:21:42.320 in progress if you're in Hollywood. 0.99

00:21:43.980 Also, you have to be fucking 0.99

00:21:45.780 perfect, or you're cancelled. 1.00

00:21:48.480 No one wants to hear a fucking work 0.99

00:21:50.140 in progress. No one wants to hear that. 0.99

00:21:52.340 Also, do you guys know what happened to Ellen?

00:21:53.960 What happened to her before she became super successful? 0.97

00:21:57.820 She had a TV show and she got booted off of it. 1.00

00:22:00.240 Because she came out? 0.98

00:22:01.080 Yes. 1.00

00:22:01.680 So like, maybe she has thick skin because she's been through so much shit, bro. 1.00

00:22:06.760 Imagine being you and they're like, yo, we don't like you. 1.00

00:22:09.320 We're done working with you.

00:22:10.500 Right.

00:22:10.860 And then everybody and your friends and family let go of you.

00:22:14.480 And so when you come back to be on top, maybe you're kind of like, yo, I kind of got to 0.98

00:22:17.840 be a dick to keep these people away from me. 0.97

00:22:19.420 maybe she's working on it 1.00

00:22:20.820 because it's a personal issue

00:22:22.300 that she deep down

00:22:23.760 can't trust people

00:22:24.600 or be nice to people

00:22:25.420 because she's scared

00:22:25.960 of opening up to them again

00:22:26.980 we don't know this

00:22:27.720 who knows

00:22:28.140 I will tell you this

00:22:29.020 being on a stage

00:22:29.880 like that

00:22:30.920 and having a responsibility

00:22:31.960 like that is hard

00:22:33.260 it's hard

00:22:34.120 like as cliche as it is

00:22:35.680 with great power

00:22:36.260 comes great responsibility

00:22:37.040 and sometimes it's mishandled

00:22:38.200 that's all it is

00:22:38.820 and sometimes

00:22:39.600 sometimes

00:22:40.180 bro sometimes people

00:22:42.200 like feel like being 0.99

00:22:43.180 like assholes 1.00

00:22:43.920 I felt like being an asshole 1.00

00:22:45.420 once in Colorado 0.99

00:22:46.580 I left a Yelp review

00:22:48.100 about

00:22:48.680 dude

00:22:49.360 Dude, you FaceTimed me

00:22:50.300 Bro, I left a bad Yelp review

00:22:53.520 Why would I do that?

00:22:55.000 You know what's funny?

00:22:55.380 I always will be like 1.00

00:22:56.640 Man, who the fuck has the time for that shit? 1.00

00:22:58.880 Me! 1.00

00:23:00.280 I walked into this candy shop

00:23:02.580 It was a candy shop?

00:23:04.160 Bro, that's why!

00:23:05.240 That's not sweet 1.00

00:23:05.900 No, because the guy was a dickhead 1.00

00:23:08.320 In a candy shop 1.00

00:23:09.900 It was supposed to be like

00:23:10.480 Willy Wonka's Fun Factory

00:23:11.900 And I go in there

00:23:12.820 Dude, oh my god

00:23:14.640 Aesthetic was beautiful

00:23:15.720 Rustic design

00:23:16.880 Signs everywhere

00:23:17.700 Old fashioned bottles

00:23:19.120 soda bottles oh man it was so great i felt like i was nostalgic right so i'm having the best time

00:23:24.180 of my life i'm picking out these signs for my ranch because we're doing a whole like sign wall

00:23:28.240 like super uh antique signs rustic signs and um i picked like 15 out and they were like 15 bucks

00:23:33.960 and i go to the guy i'm like hey man because i just did the same thing at an antique shop

00:23:38.740 and they gave me a deal if you buy three you get one free right so i went to up to the guy i was

00:23:43.100 like hey man uh you guys do any like buy and bulk deals i'm about to buy like 15 of these he's like

00:23:46.880 no and i and i said just like there's like not at all like you can't even shave it off

00:23:54.340 give me a reason he goes he goes no and i was like uh okay and then josie went up to him was

00:24:01.480 like hey do you guys have sugar babies here like my favorite candy and you guys have like a lot

00:24:04.860 of stuff do you know if you have them here he's like no we don't did he know who you were she

00:24:08.640 found them 30 seconds later front and center no i don't know i want to say yes but i i always like

00:24:16.120 to assume no right point is he was sour to me he was sour to josie as a test we sent david in there 0.96

00:24:21.300 to ask for sugar babies same sour attitude i said fuck this i'm getting on yelp so i left a three 0.94

00:24:27.300 star review because the aesthetic of the shop was fantastic i like the way it made me feel 0.99

00:24:30.460 but also fuck that guy i said for a store as jolly and gleeful as this you shouldn't have such 0.99

00:24:38.180 an angsty young man 1.00

00:24:39.720 running the cashier

00:24:41.400 the cash

00:24:42.400 the register

00:24:43.700 the cash register

00:24:44.940 I

00:24:46.460 this has

00:24:47.580 this has bothered you

00:24:49.080 you've

00:24:49.400 you've

00:24:49.900 FaceTime man

00:24:50.860 told me about this

00:24:51.740 I can't believe this

00:24:52.600 bothered you that much

00:24:53.580 I liked it

00:24:55.820 the way it made me feel

00:24:56.660 like I couldn't beat

00:24:57.340 the kid up right

00:24:57.960 like in

00:24:58.620 it was just an oxymoron

00:24:59.960 he wasn't sweet

00:25:01.060 he worked at a candy store

00:25:02.160 in the 60s

00:25:03.000 he gives me attitude

00:25:04.380 punched him 0.64

00:25:05.220 right between the 1.00

00:25:05.980 fucking eyes 1.00

00:25:06.600 bah 1.00

00:25:07.240 you can't do that now it's 2020 i'll get canceled so i'll i'll twitter fingers on yelp no problem

00:25:12.920 bro heavy heavy fingers who knows who knows what the consequences what did the review say again i

00:25:17.540 can't remember now i'll actually i want to read it here's what i wrote fantastic store amazing

00:25:22.460 atmosphere but the service was subpar the young dark-haired gentleman was a bit rude and dismissive

00:25:28.500 we asked him if they had a specific candy he responded with an abrasive no and we ended up

00:25:32.680 finding the candy shortly thereafter we also asked him if they'd do a bulk deal we bought 11 signs for

00:25:37.840 15 each and his denial was incredibly sour and unreceptive when i was checking out he was talking

00:25:43.240 to the clerk about something unrelated in his life while i was trying to ask her questions about some

00:25:47.200 of the items i was purchasing to make sure we sent a few friends in we sent a few friends in and he

00:25:52.100 was equally rude to all of them a candy shop as friendly and fun as this one probably shouldn't 0.81

00:25:56.260 have such a jaded employee and i felt good fuck that guy you made your point i mean that was a 0.87

00:26:03.560 that was the right way to put it you ordered it perfectly also can we talk about like the owner 1.00

00:26:09.020 thing like sitting there reading and be like this motherfucker sent in spies 0.99

00:26:12.080 because i wanted to make sure this guy was being a dick and he was he shouldn't be working at a 0.99

00:26:17.820 candy shop yeah i have a big problem i'm i'm i would say i'm a nice guy i would claim that i 0.98

00:26:23.460 I try to be a nice guy

00:26:24.300 But I have this slight issue

00:26:26.140 That I'm trying to work on

00:26:27.320 Like Ellen 0.99

00:26:27.740 You don't wash your butt 1.00

00:26:28.880 I 0.99

00:26:29.220 Two issues

00:26:30.820 I have two issues 0.99

00:26:31.860 One I don't wash my butt 0.98

00:26:33.500 And uh 0.99

00:26:35.060 Two

00:26:35.340 If a bully's trying to be a bully

00:26:38.300 Oh

00:26:38.840 I go off

00:26:40.460 I will 0.99

00:26:41.280 I will mentally break you down 0.97

00:26:43.000 Are you talking if you see it 1.00

00:26:44.700 From like a third person 0.99

00:26:45.520 If he's trying to be like a dick to me 0.99

00:26:47.100 Uh huh 0.99

00:26:47.520 I'm very witty and quick

00:26:49.520 Oh yeah 1.00

00:26:50.240 Oh shit 1.00

00:26:51.160 You're the worst kind of person to argue with 1.00

00:26:53.100 oh dude

00:26:53.640 witty funny people

00:26:55.040 are the

00:26:55.840 don't even bother

00:26:57.180 dude my sister has gotten 1.00

00:26:58.220 like she's walked 1.00

00:26:59.240 out of places

00:26:59.880 because of me 1.00

00:27:00.660 like dead ass 1.00

00:27:01.240 yeah because 1.00

00:27:01.920 there's like a fine line

00:27:03.500 between like

00:27:04.120 I'm the bully's bully

00:27:05.120 yeah you can say 0.96

00:27:06.640 insults that like

00:27:07.460 really hurt the person

00:27:08.520 because you can like

00:27:09.200 break them down

00:27:09.920 as a human

00:27:10.420 in like two and a half seconds

00:27:11.980 yeah

00:27:12.380 and it's funny

00:27:13.320 like you get everyone laughing

00:27:14.420 like

00:27:14.660 you know what I do

00:27:15.880 is I don't even actually

00:27:16.700 initially say stuff

00:27:17.440 I just reword

00:27:18.300 what they're saying

00:27:18.920 and make them feel 1.00

00:27:19.460 so stupid for saying it 0.99

00:27:20.580 they're just kind of 1.00

00:27:21.740 looking at me like

00:27:22.200 oh man

00:27:22.540 I don't know what I'm doing here.

00:27:24.380 Which is like, it's great to me

00:27:25.720 because then you feel like you're all big and mighty

00:27:27.800 and then I make you feel like a little boy

00:27:29.300 and then I walk away.

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00:28:08.560 There's a bully in the UFC that maybe you want to take some swings at, perhaps.

00:28:14.540 Who, Conor McGregor?

00:28:15.280 No.

00:28:15.880 His name's Colby Covington.

00:28:17.400 Colby Cullinan?

00:28:18.100 Colby Covington.

00:28:19.160 Colby Cullinan.

00:28:20.180 Cullinan?

00:28:20.620 There were some fights

00:28:21.740 That's a cuddly name

00:28:22.480 There were some fights

00:28:23.240 On this past weekend

00:28:24.220 Yeah

00:28:24.620 And our boy

00:28:26.060 Tyron Woodley

00:28:27.300 Fought Colby Covington 1.00

00:28:28.940 Fucking dude 0.99

00:28:29.440 And 1.00

00:28:29.640 He lost

00:28:31.480 Again

00:28:32.040 Well it has to be our fault

00:28:33.920 As soon as he came on the show

00:28:35.020 Every fight

00:28:36.360 He hasn't won a single round

00:28:37.700 Wow

00:28:38.020 Since he came on the show 0.99

00:28:38.580 I gotta get the fuck out of here 0.98

00:28:39.960 I'm doing good for myself right now 0.95

00:28:41.920 I don't wanna be here

00:28:42.700 Just imagine it goes from

00:28:43.840 3 to 89

00:28:44.700 My movie 1.00

00:28:45.560 Just like fuck 1.00

00:28:46.240 He came on the show 1.00

00:28:47.580 Said bet the fucking house on me 1.00

00:28:50.100 I got this 1.00

00:28:51.000 Guaranteed

00:28:51.460 He was even calling 0.77

00:28:52.100 Uzman

00:28:53.240 What was it

00:28:53.560 Calamari

00:28:54.760 Calamari

00:28:55.860 Uzman

00:28:56.620 And he just

00:28:58.080 And he went on

00:28:58.700 And just got dismantled

00:29:00.240 In front of our eyes

00:29:01.220 And you bet what

00:29:01.820 $20,000

00:29:02.640 $20,000

00:29:03.060 How did that feel

00:29:04.200 Logan

00:29:04.760 Not bad

00:29:06.900 Yeah guess what 0.98

00:29:07.700 I fucking felt like 0.99

00:29:08.660 When you came up 0.98

00:29:09.280 Yeah yeah

00:29:09.680 Throw the bag dog

00:29:10.500 Throw the bag

00:29:11.020 I got this

00:29:11.580 And I was like

00:29:12.120 Yeah yeah

00:29:12.400 Throw a bag

00:29:13.120 And then you're tied

00:29:14.360 You didn't even lose

00:29:15.480 If you lost

00:29:16.580 I would have like

00:29:17.140 Never brought it up to you 1.00

00:29:17.940 But you're fucking tied 0.99

00:29:18.700 How much money did you put down 0.99

00:29:19.640 I think 15

00:29:20.440 Okay

00:29:21.060 Tyron Woodley

00:29:21.800 He lost the fight

00:29:22.500 Against Colby Covington

00:29:23.340 Here's why this is tricky

00:29:24.100 Because Colby is the dude

00:29:25.140 Who wears like the

00:29:25.720 The MAGA hats

00:29:26.620 And like 0.89

00:29:26.980 He's the most hated dude

00:29:28.300 In the UFC

00:29:28.800 And he's got a 1.00

00:29:29.800 Fucking fat mouth 1.00

00:29:31.180 He won't shut the fuck up 1.00

00:29:32.940 And that's your friend 0.98

00:29:33.940 But here's the problem

00:29:34.840 No it's not my friend

00:29:35.860 That's the other guy

00:29:36.320 Absolutely not no

00:29:37.020 Okay

00:29:37.260 Here's the problem

00:29:38.440 He can fight

00:29:38.980 Yeah he keeps

00:29:39.520 He wins

00:29:39.920 He can fight

00:29:40.360 He's been winning

00:29:40.880 Nah no 1.00

00:29:41.880 No because if you remember

00:29:43.360 The fight before Tyron Woodley

00:29:45.100 He got also

00:29:46.380 Like Tyron Woodley

00:29:47.280 Absolutely dismantled

00:29:48.980 By Usman

00:29:49.300 By Kamaru Usman

00:29:51.020 Absolutely dismantled

00:29:53.180 They started chirping a little bit

00:29:55.280 After the fight

00:29:56.460 This was fantastic

00:29:59.000 Oh you already have it up

00:29:59.860 Welcome to a professional podcast my friend

00:30:02.360 Wow

00:30:02.880 I can't hear it

00:30:05.120 Marty Fake Newsman

00:30:07.900 You didn't break my face

00:30:09.960 I got right up in protest

00:30:11.240 That was a fake stoppage

00:30:13.160 Wait till I see you next time

00:30:15.760 Wait till I see you next time

00:30:17.300 Marty Fake Newsman 1.00

00:30:18.080 You're dead. 1.00

00:30:19.260 You're dead. 1.00

00:30:19.940 You better show up. 1.00

00:30:22.860 I'm coming for you.

00:30:23.640 You said that last time.

00:30:24.800 What happened?

00:30:25.040 Yeah, wait till this time.

00:30:26.400 You didn't break none.

00:30:29.060 The only thing you broke is your own will.

00:30:30.580 You broke your spirit.

00:30:31.400 That's why you're running for me.

00:30:32.460 That's why you're hiding.

00:30:33.940 I love it.

00:30:35.160 I love it.

00:30:36.140 It's great. 1.00

00:30:36.700 Yo, when you get your fucking ass kicked, it is so hard to talk shit, especially to the 1.00

00:30:43.500 guy who kicked your ass. 1.00

00:30:44.680 Let me look this up. 1.00

00:30:45.640 That's like one of the only people he can't talk shit to. 0.99

00:30:48.580 It's just tough. 0.99

00:30:49.500 I don't know why or how he tried to do that.

00:30:52.300 Ooh, that's his face?

00:30:53.420 He broke his jaw, right?

00:30:54.460 Yeah, broke his jaw.

00:30:55.300 Yeah, I mean, wow.

00:30:56.000 Oh, so he did break his face.

00:30:57.300 Literally broke his face.

00:30:58.780 Oh, so he wasn't even flexing.

00:31:00.620 He literally broke the guy's face.

00:31:02.380 Hey, there's some...

00:31:04.000 Hey, when you actually break somebody's face 1.00

00:31:07.040 and then say, nah, I broke your face, balls. 1.00

00:31:10.100 You have no... 1.00

00:31:10.600 You got no ammunition, Colby.

00:31:12.500 I'm sorry.

00:31:13.240 You just screamed.

00:31:14.220 He screamed like a six-year-old

00:31:15.240 Didn't get his toys

00:31:16.040 Well cause he's pissed

00:31:16.780 He's the corniest dude online 0.64

00:31:17.880 I swear to God 1.00

00:31:18.360 He's the corniest fucking dude 1.00

00:31:19.000 You know ever since McGregor 1.00

00:31:20.560 Everybody's trying to be McGregor

00:31:22.220 And it's uncomfortable to watch

00:31:23.380 I made that mistake

00:31:24.640 In my first two fights

00:31:26.200 I actually

00:31:26.800 You know what's funny

00:31:28.000 I heard you

00:31:29.140 And at one point

00:31:29.940 You had an accent 1.00

00:31:30.600 You're like bitch 1.00

00:31:32.240 And I was like 1.00

00:31:32.920 What the fuck happened here 1.00

00:31:34.260 Where did he get the accent from 1.00

00:31:35.300 But it's okay 0.99

00:31:36.340 I still had your back

00:31:37.180 Yeah I was just trying

00:31:37.960 To put it on a show

00:31:38.640 You know

00:31:38.920 Cause McGregor is

00:31:40.480 It falls in this

00:31:41.400 Almost perfect category

00:31:43.380 Category of

00:31:44.120 Of fighter and showman

00:31:45.500 Yeah of course

00:31:46.020 That's why he's the biggest

00:31:46.640 In the world

00:31:47.040 Yeah yeah

00:31:47.460 And every fighter

00:31:48.340 Wants to be a showman

00:31:49.120 But it's hard

00:31:50.200 And the only person

00:31:50.940 Who's like

00:31:51.360 Created a model

00:31:52.500 For what people

00:31:53.940 Get excited about

00:31:54.620 In UFC is Conor McGregor

00:31:56.320 Yep

00:31:56.640 You know what I'm saying

00:31:57.160 100%

00:31:57.660 What they get excited about

00:31:59.020 To the highest degree

00:31:59.980 He's got some of his own

00:32:00.760 Problems right now though

00:32:01.680 Oh yeah what

00:32:02.800 What

00:32:03.260 Oh he like 0.77

00:32:04.480 Sexual assault

00:32:05.340 He like broke

00:32:06.060 Some misconduct

00:32:06.500 He broke down on Twitter

00:32:07.440 Yeah I saw that

00:32:08.420 Didn't he

00:32:08.800 Did he delete the tweets after

00:32:10.400 He should

00:32:11.420 He was like

00:32:11.980 He was like

00:32:12.280 I'm fighting for my life

00:32:13.300 right now it was sad it was sad it was sad wait what do you mean he's fighting for his life right

00:32:18.220 now i mean he's i mean he's he had some misconduct charges against him where was he in france is

00:32:23.800 that where he was yachting around with his with his wife these are all clearly not we're clearly

00:32:29.700 not on it on this topic enough but he made some tweets afterward in response to people that 0.74

00:32:34.740 tweeted about it that was basically like yo like i'm doing the best i fucking can right now like 0.64

00:32:38.160 this is horrible for me and the internet was laying into him same with the ellen thing like 0.68

00:32:42.840 bro these people are humans and and everyone thinks like uh mcgregor is this invincible

00:32:48.160 person but he he's a human just like the rest of us check it out these are the tweets

00:32:52.400 he said i can't go on like this man i am crushed here suicide intervention yet ridiculing me in

00:32:58.300 this manner online at this horrendous time in my life i'm trying to stay strong for my kids and the 0.99

00:33:01.940 people that rely on me that love and support me thanks for the insults hypocrite like like 0.99

00:33:06.660 i'm assuming he's talking about the the when you fuck up or or alleged to have fucked up 0.99

00:33:12.480 everyone just tells you to kill yourself well i dude i don't get that well that's what he's saying 0.98

00:33:17.420 well no this is in response to to other people and i was looking for these tweets so i could

00:33:21.760 see what the original tweet was i couldn't find him because he deleted them but but evidently

00:33:26.940 this bernie adoof said something to him that that warranted this response and i don't know what it

00:33:31.760 was but clearly it wasn't very nice yeah i i hope he just figures it all out obviously it's tough

00:33:38.860 to say dude i've never met anybody to do anything to me at any point in my life where i've ever said

00:33:44.460 kill yourself i've i've really have never said that i'll never say that to anyone why would you

00:33:49.400 why would anyone say that what happens if they did well tap yo no seriously what happens so what 0.99

00:33:55.140 happens if you if if you say that and they did are you are you really gonna sit there and be like 1.00

00:33:59.580 wow i'm glad yo that'd fuck you what kind of fuck it no no bro what kind of sick person 1.00

00:34:05.740 sits there and says wow you know my my dreams came true regarding that human's life yo yo 1.00

00:34:12.560 we're in a we're in a bad place where that where that is being uttered as uh as much as it is i

00:34:19.600 just don't i don't i can't grasp it like dude like how did you give anybody that much power

00:34:23.780 over your head and heart for you to hate somebody that much like it takes a lot of effort my dad

00:34:29.560 my dad said something to me when I was in the sixth grade 1.00

00:34:31.680 and that shit fucked me up 0.99

00:34:33.120 he had attendance and 1.00

00:34:35.220 I was complaining about this kid

00:34:37.400 let's just say his name's Zach and I was like blah blah blah

00:34:39.120 my dad turned to me and he goes how much rent is he paying you 0.99

00:34:41.240 and I was like what the fuck 1.00

00:34:43.700 what are you talking about 0.99

00:34:45.040 he goes yeah cause he has so much

00:34:47.640 space in your head

00:34:48.420 I wanna know how much rent he's giving you cause he has so much

00:34:51.780 access to your mind

00:34:52.720 and I was like wow he goes dude 1.00

00:34:55.020 that guy's probably jerking off to porn 1.00

00:34:57.780 and doesn't even know who you are right now. 1.00

00:34:59.960 Doesn't care to know who the fuck you are right now. 1.00

00:35:03.140 He goes, and you're sitting here complaining to me 1.00

00:35:05.120 for the past two hours. 1.00

00:35:06.580 He goes, that guy, he mind fucked you. 1.00

00:35:08.700 You're his, you're a puppet to him. 1.00

00:35:11.180 It's hard, bro.

00:35:12.080 Words hurt.

00:35:13.340 Words really do cut.

00:35:15.080 What really helped me,

00:35:16.740 because back in the day,

00:35:19.680 even sometimes I'm having some problems

00:35:21.600 and I'll talk about why I'm coughing so much actually next,

00:35:24.740 but what helped me a lot is

00:35:26.420 I decided that I really don't

00:35:31.100 give a single 0.99

00:35:32.100 solitary fuck 1.00

00:35:34.040 about what strangers think of me. 1.00

00:35:36.580 Why though? 0.97

00:35:37.200 I never understood why people give a fuck about... 0.96

00:35:39.300 Dude, I gotta bring my yearbook. 1.00

00:35:40.680 You're gonna die. 0.95

00:35:41.260 Why? 1.00

00:35:41.840 Bro, oh my god.

00:35:43.100 Belle's here. 1.00

00:35:43.560 She get witnesses.

00:35:44.340 Justin was there.

00:35:45.300 My yearbook...

00:35:46.460 They passed it around and signed it.

00:35:47.740 Everybody in school signed it. 1.00

00:35:49.040 Bro, the shit they said in my yearbook... 1.00

00:35:50.540 No. 1.00

00:35:51.040 Bro.

00:35:51.540 No.

00:35:51.940 Hey, it might have seemed that I didn't like you.

00:35:54.260 It's probably because I didn't.

00:35:55.360 Guess who it is.

00:35:55.860 either your mom or your dad

00:35:57.400 it's my dad

00:35:58.000 I told you

00:35:58.700 five times a day

00:35:59.340 there's no idea

00:35:59.840 what 0.98

00:36:00.460 people shit on you 1.00

00:36:02.620 in your ear 1.00

00:36:02.980 no dude 1.00

00:36:03.520 they roll shit like this 0.99

00:36:04.420 not even kidding 0.99

00:36:04.940 ready

00:36:05.520 it might have seemed

00:36:06.980 that I didn't like you

00:36:07.960 period

00:36:08.440 it's probably because

00:36:09.720 I didn't

00:36:10.480 hey George

00:36:11.720 try a new haircut

00:36:12.680 I'm tired of you 0.97

00:36:13.540 looking like a monkey 0.80

00:36:14.400 that one was honest

00:36:15.720 yeah

00:36:16.400 I can't hate him

00:36:17.460 that one

00:36:17.780 this girl said

00:36:19.000 you're funny 0.98

00:36:19.420 47% of the time

00:36:21.040 bro like

00:36:21.820 not one of them

00:36:22.920 was like a

00:36:23.700 fully bald

00:36:24.440 like hey

00:36:25.240 well that's sort of tricky because those people aren't strangers you know those people i knew

00:36:29.780 everybody hated me in school bro but but here here's my advice here here's my advice because

00:36:35.940 high school and school in general can be a toxic place uh just nasty people trying to say hurtful

00:36:42.440 things to people during the developmental phase of of teens there's a solid chance you may never

00:36:51.460 see the kids you went to high school

00:36:53.000 ever again in your life ever or maybe

00:36:55.560 even if you do you gotta understand that

00:36:57.480 these kids like listen I'm telling you

00:36:59.460 this right now from like the horse's

00:37:01.500 mouth nobody got made fun of 0.99

00:37:03.440 more than me I will fucking bet money 0.99

00:37:05.460 all of those kids 1.00

00:37:07.140 are sweethearts these days

00:37:09.020 they were just lost and confused and

00:37:11.420 they were hurt in their own area

00:37:13.260 all of those people are nice there was

00:37:15.380 one kid that made fun of me so much 0.96

00:37:17.420 by the way I didn't give a fuck 0.95

00:37:19.580 and by the way I didn't even read those 1.00

00:37:20.820 I didn't know about that shit 0.99

00:37:22.180 until the last Arizona trip 1.00

00:37:23.340 my mom pulled it

00:37:23.900 I didn't know 0.97

00:37:24.460 I never fucking read it 0.97

00:37:25.780 thank god you read it 0.99

00:37:26.800 in your adult life

00:37:27.500 who knows what it would have done to you

00:37:28.780 no I didn't 0.99

00:37:28.980 dude they spit on me in hall 1.00

00:37:30.100 like I didn't give a fuck 0.99

00:37:31.600 but there was this one kid 0.98

00:37:33.040 I read his email

00:37:33.660 I'm not gonna mention his name

00:37:34.620 cause you know

00:37:35.140 he did his thing

00:37:35.860 but he pushed me a lot

00:37:37.640 like really far

00:37:39.000 like him and his friends

00:37:39.640 had a game

00:37:40.120 where they would try to

00:37:40.680 meet me in the bathroom

00:37:41.300 and jump me 0.98

00:37:41.800 like on god

00:37:43.360 like it was bad

00:37:44.020 why?

00:37:44.720 they just hated me bro

00:37:45.800 because I was really bubbly

00:37:46.940 and fun

00:37:47.260 like this one kid said

00:37:48.180 he got mad at me

00:37:48.900 cause I was too happy

00:37:49.580 that was one of the things 0.98

00:37:50.820 He goes, I don't know why you're so fucking happy. 0.99

00:37:52.460 Nobody likes you. 0.98

00:37:53.240 And I was like, I don't know.

00:37:54.360 But here's the thing.

00:37:54.900 A lot of people can relate to that.

00:37:56.040 That guy emailed me three years ago.

00:37:59.800 And he sent me this long apology.

00:38:01.900 And told me that he got suffered in his own house. 1.00

00:38:05.920 And that's why he was a piece of shit to me in high school. 1.00

00:38:09.160 Now, same guy. 1.00

00:38:10.540 Same motherfucker that I would have punched and beat. 1.00

00:38:12.960 And wanted to fight and all this shit. 1.00

00:38:14.440 But I let it go because I know God's greater than the situation. 0.99

00:38:16.600 now is helping kids not kill themselves.

00:38:21.040 He has one of the biggest programs in Arizona for suicide prevention.

00:38:23.980 People change.

00:38:24.740 No, no, no.

00:38:25.240 People didn't change.

00:38:26.600 He was battling his own demons.

00:38:28.700 Every time he's making fun of me,

00:38:30.060 he was the one closer to killing himself than I was.

00:38:32.840 So the next time,

00:38:34.280 can I not say that?

00:38:35.100 No.

00:38:35.420 Okay.

00:38:35.680 No, sure.

00:38:36.240 So the next time you're in school,

00:38:37.900 just remember,

00:38:38.560 I'm being serious.

00:38:39.640 Really think about it.

00:38:40.520 When's the last time anybody's made fun of somebody

00:38:42.500 that's really beneath them?

00:38:45.040 They really don't.

00:38:45.960 You only pick on people

00:38:47.040 that are greater than you.

00:38:48.240 You never pick, 1.00

00:38:48.960 because then you're just an asshole. 1.00

00:38:50.480 Most times, 1.00

00:38:51.540 I'd say,

00:38:51.940 I'm comfortable saying

00:38:54.000 99% of the time,

00:38:56.380 mean, hurtful comments

00:38:57.500 that are thrown at you

00:38:58.600 are only a reflection

00:39:00.160 of how that person feels

00:39:01.480 about themselves.

00:39:02.200 100%.

00:39:02.560 Jealousy, envy,

00:39:03.500 all that stuff.

00:39:04.560 But why,

00:39:04.900 unless,

00:39:06.460 just why would,

00:39:07.720 why?

00:39:08.500 I think it's also

00:39:09.200 a parenting thing.

00:39:10.000 Like you said,

00:39:10.500 like that guy was bad

00:39:11.200 on his own demons at home.

00:39:12.380 So at the end of the day,

00:39:13.480 like when kids,

00:39:14.160 empathy and sympathy comes in.

00:39:15.300 Exactly.

00:39:15.460 You gotta be cool.

00:39:15.960 Also, FYI, I just want to throw one more thing my mom told me.

00:39:19.220 So I told you what my dad said.

00:39:20.300 My mom said something is equally has weight to it. 0.99

00:39:25.580 Nobody gives a fuck. 0.98

00:39:27.640 Seriously, think about this. 0.99

00:39:29.080 When you walk away, you think about yourself and what you got to do and what you got to eat.

00:39:33.700 When people walk away from you, even if they said something mean to you in that moment, when they walk away, they don't think about you. 0.98

00:39:39.600 So when you walk into the room and you're trying so hard to please the people around you, just know nobody gives a fuck. 0.56

00:39:45.960 So worry about yourself and how you feel in that room and not what the people in front of you because they don't care because when you're talking to them and telling them about your life or doing whatever you do to please them, they're in their head, not even listening to you, thinking about themselves and what they're going to say and what they're going to do. 0.56

00:40:00.180 It's just that the Internet has made it exponentially worse because it's given a voice, a heavy voice to all of those people.

00:40:09.220 So now every way you're talking about the people that hide behind their keyboards.

00:40:12.740 Well, I mean, let's talk about the,

00:40:13.780 we generally stick stuff to the internet on this show

00:40:15.780 because, you know, it's a digital show.

00:40:17.040 We talk about digital a lot,

00:40:18.000 but there's so many people out there

00:40:20.080 who are, don't like themselves.

00:40:22.740 They're sad.

00:40:23.500 They're upset.

00:40:24.260 They don't have confidence.

00:40:26.340 They're jealous.

00:40:26.920 They're envious.

00:40:27.580 And they just sit behind the keyboard all day

00:40:29.680 and they attack people.

00:40:31.040 They attack their friends.

00:40:32.200 By the way, just imagine how much they would get done 1.00

00:40:34.580 if they like looked up shit to better themselves. 0.99

00:40:36.220 To better themselves, of course. 0.99

00:40:37.220 But like you go on Twitter,

00:40:38.720 they don't have pictures of themselves as their profile.

00:40:41.440 They have pictures of Pokemon, of Sega Genesis characters.

00:40:45.000 I'm asking a question around the room.

00:40:46.660 Is everyone paying attention right now?

00:40:48.080 Just nod yes or no.

00:40:50.460 Nod yes or no.

00:40:51.120 Ready?

00:40:52.320 Have you ever left a semi-mean or not-so-nice comment on a YouTube video?

00:40:56.700 Yes or no?

00:40:57.080 Never.

00:40:57.500 No?

00:40:58.100 No?

00:40:58.980 Not one time in my entire life.

00:41:00.820 Not anyone in this room.

00:41:01.920 Never, ever, ever, ever.

00:41:03.560 I don't even know that I've ever left a comment on a YouTube video at all.

00:41:07.320 Maybe that could be an age thing.

00:41:08.540 but definitely if i have it's not been a mean it's not been a mean one i just we've talked about

00:41:12.860 this so many times on the show i've never understood people's desire to bring others

00:41:18.360 down i've never ever ever understood it if i ever do it i feel terrible about it it eats at my 0.93

00:41:26.040 fucking soul if i say something mean to someone it eats at me it makes it it lets me know that i 0.92

00:41:32.820 was having a bad day or i was feeling bad about myself have you guys ever said that was a reflection 0.99

00:41:37.360 of i posted this on instagram the other day if you have a problem with me call me if you don't

00:41:42.540 have my number then that means you don't know me well enough to have a problem amazing literally

00:41:47.300 like like and and honestly like one of the biggest issues we have in today's current age

00:41:52.240 is everyone is willing and ready to judge without knowing the 360 degree of information that exists

00:42:01.680 around a situation they don't know the person they don't have the facts around the situation

00:42:05.960 they don't know the circumstances they don't know the emotions they don't know what was happening

00:42:09.960 on the other side of the cameras yet everyone is still willing to judge to make a to pass a

00:42:16.960 judgment on people on situations and act like they know it's the nature they don't it's the

00:42:21.120 nature of simple humans it's what it's it's bro it's what's that saying it's hard not to it's a

00:42:26.200 knee-jerk reaction what's that saying uh nature versus nurture no it's like uh smart people

00:42:30.940 discuss event oh yeah what is it like yeah can you look it up it's like it's like simple people

00:42:36.060 discuss people smart oh no here we got it great minds no here we go small people discuss people

00:42:41.920 sorry read that one that's small minds discuss people small minds discuss people average minds

00:42:49.060 discuss events great minds discuss ideas and honestly every time i'm i'm gossiping with my 0.96

00:42:55.740 friends because i'll admit bro i like shit talking i like gossip like i'm i don't know i like drama 0.95

00:43:02.920 like chaos and conflict it's part of the reason i like fighting like i'm just like i'm here for 0.99

00:43:06.300 fucking i don't know chaos yeah and every time i i i find myself doing that i have to check myself 0.71

00:43:12.400 and i'm like uh i don't want to be a small-minded person yeah for sure let's talk about ideas i also 0.98

00:43:18.860 i also believe that and you're learning this and you're you know an example of it that it's

00:43:25.000 something that you grow out of heavily oh yeah oh yeah absolutely i'll tell you that the majority

00:43:30.260 of negative mean poking fun at people's looks or styles or whatever it is is from an age set that

00:43:38.200 is below 25 years old nobody nobody above 25 years old is going on a youtube video and saying 0.82

00:43:43.220 yo you fucking this or you you like but since but since youtube and instagram and tiktok are so 0.93

00:43:50.100 gen z and young millennial focused you see so much of that shit well but i want to put an asterisk 0.99

00:43:56.920 next to that saying also because like this podcast it's a fantastic podcast and oftentimes 0.93

00:44:01.520 phenomenal phenomenal conversation stems from us talking about people so that there is you know

00:44:07.220 there is an asterisk but are we nasty are we really fucking well that's not what the saying 0.52

00:44:11.740 that's not what the saying's about it's just a small mind to talk about people so like so like 0.92

00:44:15.120 So, sort of.

00:44:17.240 Have you guys ever said something to somebody else?

00:44:21.660 Yes.

00:44:22.040 When you were younger and still think about how terrible you felt for saying that?

00:44:27.620 Yeah.

00:44:29.280 Mine was in the first grade.

00:44:32.380 My mom brought me into In-N-Out, never forget it, Desert Ridge. 0.98

00:44:35.780 I remember this any time somebody does something wicked because I'm like, they're just ignorant. 0.97

00:44:42.400 They don't know what they're doing. 0.98

00:44:43.420 Right.

00:44:45.120 I was in the first grade and when you're guys, when you're in the first grade, your, your

00:44:48.580 mind isn't even developed yet.

00:44:50.060 You know what I mean?

00:44:50.440 Like you're still learning about life.

00:44:52.640 And, uh, it was the first time that I, I met somebody that was, that was disabled and I 1.00

00:44:59.060 said something to him about it and I laughed and his eyes were so crushed till this day. 1.00

00:45:07.600 My stomach drops when I think about his face. 1.00

00:45:10.140 Yeah, of course you dickhead. 1.00

00:45:11.640 Oh yeah. 1.00

00:45:12.400 Yeah.

00:45:12.800 I was in the first grade, but listen, like I think.

00:45:15.120 So what, first graders can make fun of disabled people?

00:45:16.960 No, what I'm saying is, like, you need to, you need to, I looked at his soul when I did

00:45:23.780 that, and since my life then, I've made it my duty to only put, like, happiness in people's

00:45:29.860 heart.

00:45:30.420 Like, I crushed that man's heart that day.

00:45:32.980 Like, for real.

00:45:33.940 Like, it, it, it, it, it, it. 1.00

00:45:35.220 You fucking asshole, George. 1.00

00:45:36.360 Yeah, obviously you crushed his heart. 1.00

00:45:37.040 Mack would never do that.

00:45:38.620 They're like, come on.

00:45:39.460 No, what I'm saying is, like, you have to, like, people need to understand what they're doing to somebody.

00:45:46.940 Of course, I rue the day that my kid comes home and goes,

00:45:49.600 Mom, Samantha called me ugly at school because she didn't like my haircut. 1.00

00:45:54.360 And I got to be like, Samantha's a fucking cunt, sweetie. 1.00

00:45:57.420 Are you kidding? 1.00

00:45:58.280 You know what my dad used to do to me?

00:45:59.520 What?

00:46:00.100 Oh, my God, I wish I had them here.

00:46:02.500 I came home, and I got suspended because I smacked some dude in the face. 0.99

00:46:05.920 And my dad goes, what the fuck are you fighting for in school? 0.99

00:46:08.360 I didn't even send you to fight 1.00

00:46:09.280 you know

00:46:09.620 he gives me this lecture

00:46:11.000 I don't want to go on about it

00:46:11.960 and I go

00:46:12.780 dad

00:46:13.020 nobody in school likes me

00:46:14.280 he goes well get ready

00:46:15.020 he goes cause you're you 1.00

00:46:16.220 and nobody fucking likes you 0.99

00:46:17.660 so when you go into the real life 0.99

00:46:19.180 guess what 0.98

00:46:19.680 people are still not gonna fucking like you 0.99

00:46:21.300 and I was like 0.99

00:46:22.100 but they're mean

00:46:22.580 he goes

00:46:22.820 but they're mean

00:46:23.460 he goes yeah cause you're annoying 1.00

00:46:24.620 shut the fuck up 1.00

00:46:25.460 and maybe nobody will talk to you 1.00

00:46:26.960 and so I was sitting there

00:46:28.280 and so I was like

00:46:29.080 that's why you made fun of the disabled kid 0.95

00:46:31.080 cause you had your own demons

00:46:32.160 no

00:46:32.560 your dad didn't love you

00:46:33.560 no I didn't make

00:46:34.280 first of all

00:46:35.140 I didn't make fun of the disabled

00:46:36.080 cause I was just young

00:46:37.140 I didn't know

00:46:37.720 I shouldn't say that 1.00

00:46:38.880 fuck you 1.00

00:46:40.080 don't make me feel bad 1.00

00:46:40.980 I'm already

00:46:41.360 I've given my whole life

00:46:42.960 to make people happy

00:46:43.580 because of that situation

00:46:44.460 but

00:46:45.400 no

00:46:46.040 but I'm saying is

00:46:46.920 like you need to have

00:46:47.880 a tough parent

00:46:48.500 to be like 1.00

00:46:48.920 yo suck it the fuck up 1.00

00:46:50.040 nobody cares 1.00

00:46:50.500 like all this baby

00:46:51.500 like no no no

00:46:52.260 the other kids are right

00:46:53.000 my parents told me

00:46:53.860 the reason they hate you 1.00

00:46:54.860 is cause you're fucking annoying 1.00

00:46:56.120 shut the fuck up 1.00

00:46:57.260 and see what happens 1.00

00:46:58.020 and I did

00:46:59.040 I didn't talk for one week

00:47:00.900 and that was the most amount 0.99

00:47:02.060 of fucking friends I met 0.99

00:47:03.140 I made so many friends 1.00

00:47:04.560 yeah but bro

00:47:05.440 what if innately

00:47:06.280 the child

00:47:07.520 isn't as headstrong

00:47:08.460 as you

00:47:08.860 like some children

00:47:10.020 are just not so good

00:47:10.980 at receiving feedback

00:47:11.800 in a way

00:47:12.220 when their parents

00:47:12.720 tell them to shut 1.00

00:47:13.400 the fuck up 1.00

00:47:14.480 I would have been like 0.99

00:47:15.560 no dude

00:47:16.240 I grew up from that

00:47:16.860 like if I cried

00:47:17.460 my dad's like

00:47:17.780 you want me to give you

00:47:18.240 something to cry about

00:47:18.800 I was like no

00:47:19.220 my dad did the same thing

00:47:21.380 dude my dad was psychotic

00:47:22.620 my best dad in the world

00:47:23.760 I guarantee you 1.00

00:47:24.620 father of the fucking century 1.00

00:47:26.180 but he was psychotic 1.00

00:47:27.840 coming from a brown house 0.95

00:47:29.360 oh this is what you need

00:47:30.240 you need some brown

00:47:31.100 yeah yeah

00:47:31.960 strong diversity over there

00:47:33.000 listen

00:47:33.300 you know what my dad used to do

00:47:34.460 torture

00:47:35.080 He used to come home

00:47:36.320 I'm on my way home 0.96

00:47:37.380 Put the belt

00:47:38.320 On the table

00:47:39.540 With the

00:47:40.240 With another

00:47:41.280 A clothing rack

00:47:42.520 George

00:47:43.420 I think your therapy sessions

00:47:44.920 Are actually on Tuesday

00:47:45.740 At 3pm

00:47:46.700 Your day early

00:47:47.980 This is impulsive

00:47:48.800 I read your book 0.99

00:47:50.520 Shut up 0.98

00:47:50.880 Anyways 1.00

00:47:51.320 He said it 0.98

00:47:53.360 I didn't fucking say the book 1.00

00:47:54.940 He fucking 1.00

00:47:55.760 I didn't fucking 1.00

00:47:56.740 Promote the fucking 1.00

00:47:57.440 He fucking said it 1.00

00:47:58.680 Look at me 1.00

00:47:59.140 Point the camera 1.00

00:47:59.960 He fucking said it 1.00

00:48:01.240 No cap 1.00

00:48:01.520 No cap

00:48:02.040 He told me to bring it up 1.00

00:48:02.880 Fuck you George 1.00

00:48:03.760 He told me to bring it up 1.00

00:48:04.620 I don't believe you, George.

00:48:05.380 He told me to bring it up.

00:48:06.180 I don't believe you. 1.00

00:48:08.400 He fucking told me. 1.00

00:48:09.880 I fucking hate you. 1.00

00:48:10.900 I didn't fucking say it. 1.00

00:48:11.600 He said his book sales ain't doing well. 0.98

00:48:13.360 No.

00:48:14.040 And now they know you're lying.

00:48:15.620 I would never say that. 1.00

00:48:16.980 That's a fucking lie. 0.99

00:48:18.400 We're doing too well. 1.00

00:48:19.720 Wow, this is great.

00:48:21.700 What a fun show.

00:48:22.400 This is the first time in history where I remember the scales between people saying you shouldn't be mean to others 0.98

00:48:33.600 we're equal with people saying don't be such a snowflake bitch like we have we have gotten to a 0.95

00:48:39.720 time in society where people are saying where people are backing making fun of other people 0.97

00:48:46.120 like you see it like if you if you're if you get made fun of on twitter you get made fun of on some

00:48:50.160 social network someone will jump in and be like yo you shouldn't talk to people like that and

00:48:54.920 somebody under that will be like oh here comes the liberal snowflakes you know what i'm saying

00:48:58.920 so like you have

00:49:01.760 bullies and then now you have people

00:49:03.780 defending bullies and so like I don't think kids

00:49:05.840 nowadays know what to do

00:49:07.960 it's overkill

00:49:09.580 okay I got this written right here

00:49:11.840 hopefully I don't have to cut this part out

00:49:13.420 but I was

00:49:15.940 doing movie press

00:49:17.000 like I think 8 hours

00:49:19.780 it was a ridiculous amount but one

00:49:21.860 person asked me a question 0.67

00:49:23.540 and it was like a terrifying question 0.99

00:49:25.520 you're not like they ask you shit and you're like oh man I don't even know how to answer this 0.89

00:49:27.940 I feel like it's a trap but I answered it pretty well and I want to actually talk about it with 0.97

00:49:32.880 you guys and see if my perspective was right Hollywood is in a time and place right now

00:49:37.920 where they do not want the fellow white man to have the lead role this is a common thing that's

00:49:43.100 in Hollywood I don't know if back home you guys know about this but now people are rising up and

00:49:47.560 they're like listen uh give it to the middle eastern guy give it to the black guy give it 0.98

00:49:51.560 to the asian guy like stop fucking giving the white guy the lead role right the guy goes if 0.99

00:49:57.720 you had to replace like you're a middle eastern man you're doing well for the syrians and this 0.99

00:50:01.140 isn't that gasped me up i felt great and then he goes if you had to replace one superhero to make

00:50:06.260 him a middle eastern man who would it be and i was like what he goes like would you want to be 0.98

00:50:11.740 spider-man or superman and my answer was two i go one what the fuck how many spider-mans is there 0.98

00:50:18.460 going to be in my life like how many times are we going to cast a spider-man him eating hummus 0.99

00:50:23.200 and fucking webbing 1.00

00:50:24.340 is the same shit 1.00

00:50:25.080 like enough 1.00

00:50:25.740 move on

00:50:26.320 I told them

00:50:27.240 I was like

00:50:27.440 if you want a Middle Eastern superhero 1.00

00:50:28.820 why don't we start from scratch

00:50:30.080 and listen

00:50:31.300 superheroes came from

00:50:32.360 a time and place

00:50:33.460 where people wanted to look

00:50:34.680 and be inspired by things

00:50:36.000 during the war

00:50:36.680 during things

00:50:37.300 I go

00:50:37.540 in the Middle East

00:50:38.100 it's tough right now 0.99

00:50:38.740 why don't we build one out

00:50:39.940 and give them hope

00:50:41.200 but I said

00:50:42.040 let's not do an overkill

00:50:43.200 I go

00:50:43.900 if it came down to me

00:50:45.340 and a man

00:50:45.800 that was white

00:50:47.540 for the role of

00:50:48.800 let's say Superman

00:50:49.740 and the producers

00:50:51.520 like the

00:50:51.940 George is Middle Eastern

00:50:53.040 this is going to do great for us because people want that 1.00

00:50:55.220 I go

00:50:56.440 no that's not what we're fighting for

00:50:58.700 we're fighting for equality

00:50:59.960 so if that man that's white 0.92

00:51:02.140 is better Superman than me 1.00

00:51:04.200 give him the fucking role 0.99

00:51:05.780 I don't think we need to 1.00

00:51:07.240 see this is what I'm scared of

00:51:08.600 people overkill it

00:51:10.240 we might have to

00:51:11.940 this would be my caveat to that

00:51:15.240 is we're so far skewed in one direction

00:51:17.480 we may have to push really hard

00:51:19.520 in the other direction

00:51:20.480 I'm a middle eastern man 0.97

00:51:22.840 there's show me a superman or super spider-man or whatever the fuck it is it's middle eastern right 0.95

00:51:27.900 so i'm not i'm i can't be racist because i'm talking about my own people as middle eastern 0.96

00:51:33.100 right yeah what i don't want to see logan is i don't want to see middle easterns thriving right

00:51:38.460 now overkill when they don't deserve that role if they didn't earn it and 20 years from now white 0.99

00:51:44.020 people are gonna be like dude what the fuck like i need some time for me too what we need to do is 0.99

00:51:49.380 We need to stop seeing color or race in general 0.99

00:51:51.780 Like we need to stop that 1.00

00:51:53.220 So if we're fighting

00:51:54.280 No no no

00:51:55.060 I mean yes yes yeah absolutely

00:51:57.080 But it's much easier said than done

00:51:59.420 Are you racist?

00:52:00.500 No

00:52:00.680 Okay do you think your son's gonna be racist?

00:52:02.900 No

00:52:03.060 Okay so if he's going for the role and he earned it

00:52:05.360 He worked his ass off for that role 0.93

00:52:06.880 But because white people succeeded for so long 0.99

00:52:09.920 That this guy has no fucking shot of his career 0.99

00:52:12.880 What I'm saying is 0.98

00:52:14.120 Everybody should have an equal shot

00:52:15.840 This is a massive topic

00:52:17.120 It's a huge topic

00:52:18.160 You're talking about something called affirmative action, which is, which started with African

00:52:21.820 American people and jobs in this country and is now bled into Hollywood.

00:52:25.680 I want everybody to succeed.

00:52:27.280 But what I want Hollywood to be good at is like when I walk into a room and I shake somebody's

00:52:32.760 hand, the first thing I notice is that person's presence has nothing to do with their ethnicity. 1.00

00:52:40.080 You are a minority.

00:52:41.320 This is, this is, I love you.

00:52:43.360 I love your push for kindness and your push for utopia.

00:52:49.140 Unfortunately, as you can see on the news, and it's not all bad,

00:52:52.820 so don't quote me on saying the country's in terrible shape because the news says so.

00:52:57.120 We're not there.

00:52:58.300 We're not there.

00:52:59.320 It's just not working because we tried that.

00:53:02.120 I guess you're right.

00:53:02.680 I guess in a perfect world, what I want is I just want, if I'm in a casting room,

00:53:07.340 everyone have an equal story.

00:53:09.120 And Frank is a better Superman than me, then God bless him.

00:53:11.900 He deserves that role.

00:53:13.020 I like your, I like your, I like your idea of create.

00:53:17.080 Here's, here's the real victory.

00:53:20.100 Giving everyone an equal opportunity to create something for their own culture.

00:53:25.320 The way, the way you explained it, creating a, a superhero from the Middle East, from

00:53:30.660 a Middle Eastern culture that has a backstory that supports that superhero.

00:53:34.460 Amazing.

00:53:35.040 Yes.

00:53:35.340 Is the, is the goal. 1.00

00:53:36.600 Why, why stick a, a black person or a Middle Eastern person into a role that was built 0.88

00:53:42.320 for a 1940s white man 0.55

00:53:44.040 in New York City

00:53:44.620 or in Superman

00:53:45.520 or whatever the backstory is there.

00:53:46.940 You're literally

00:53:47.640 on the right path.

00:53:48.520 I am 100% with you on this.

00:53:49.520 Yes.

00:53:51.080 This is how I answered

00:53:52.060 that question.

00:53:52.740 I said,

00:53:53.080 okay,

00:53:53.260 why don't we let Superman 0.57

00:53:54.340 be white 1.00

00:53:54.940 and have his generation 0.99

00:53:56.080 stop taking things

00:53:57.400 off the table

00:53:58.060 that were already there?

00:53:59.680 Why don't we create

00:54:00.320 something bigger

00:54:01.180 if not better

00:54:02.560 in a category

00:54:04.100 because listen,

00:54:05.320 war right now

00:54:06.000 in the Middle East

00:54:06.400 is crazy. 1.00

00:54:07.180 We could easily

00:54:07.860 write a comic book

00:54:08.640 about a boy

00:54:09.260 who was caught in the war

00:54:10.100 and he's stomached.

00:54:11.380 He can't do it anymore.

00:54:12.320 we can't we can't it's not easy well it's not easy no i get what you're saying lee you know

00:54:17.720 the father of all the actually he's not the father of superman point is it's it's not it's

00:54:22.260 not so easy to break through a superhero at this moment in time should someone take a stab at it

00:54:27.960 absolutely um what was i gonna say oh yeah what but why why does superman have to be white

00:54:33.200 why does spider-man have to be white you know what i'm saying like like like really think about

00:54:37.240 bro you know how easy it is to just shift a little bit and 100 i agree i i he's not saying

00:54:44.020 they they have to be i think what he's saying is they don't but it's not that they have to be they

00:54:48.640 shouldn't have to not be you know what i'm saying like like is what i'm saying is like if if basically

00:54:54.020 we have three cups on the table right and our dream overall is to have all these cups together

00:55:00.400 they're on the table equally but our attempt to make this happen is we now remove this cup because

00:55:07.880 these cups didn't get enough attention what i'm saying is okay if we if we all see this this is 0.97

00:55:12.600 great 2020 i always say is the year of the perfect vision this year we've seen a lot of bullshit and 0.58

00:55:18.140 we're attacking it and i think it's amazing but why are we leading an example of this by removing 0.98

00:55:25.160 Because, bro, the jock has been fucking starting the whole season. 0.93

00:55:29.340 So sit the next few plays out, man. 0.99

00:55:31.620 Let your equal, your peers, get an opportunity.

00:55:36.040 That's what's happening right now.

00:55:37.260 Like, yo, the white man's been winning for so long.

00:55:40.480 I speak for, this is the third time my dad's called me.

00:55:43.160 I should probably answer it, right?

00:55:44.100 Let me find out what he says.

00:55:45.920 Yo, is it an emergency?

00:55:48.820 No, why is there an emergency in your end?

00:55:50.540 No, we're on impulsive.

00:55:51.420 tell the world of

00:55:54.700 Impossum that the original

00:55:56.760 Impossum says hey

00:55:57.860 I'll call you after

00:56:00.260 I've never had anybody call you 1.00

00:56:02.600 like it's an emergency like what the fuck you called me 0.99

00:56:04.820 three times in the past 30 minutes 0.99

00:56:06.800 we took some steps

00:56:08.720 that were a little bit more moderate

00:56:10.480 than what George is talking about in 2020

00:56:12.300 that were the right moves

00:56:14.040 some white people who are the voices of 0.86

00:56:16.600 black cartoon characters stepped down

00:56:18.540 and said yo I think these roles 0.95

00:56:20.480 belong to african-american people that was that was the right play what i'm getting at is there

00:56:26.600 are a lot of people in the country who are not really cool with hollywood's pursuit to do anything

00:56:35.460 and everything to make things better that's not that's not yeah related to progression they hate

00:56:41.640 it right and i'm not saying that's right and i'm not saying that's what i'm saying i'm not and i'm

00:56:45.400 not saying that's right either but what i'm saying is we shouldn't also move to a place where

00:56:50.720 where we've taken the white man out of the hunt for the role either like that's what i'm saying

00:56:56.640 okay we know he's the best for the role we like say say this happens we know he's the best for

00:57:01.440 the role but he's a white man so unfortunately we're gonna have to go with that's what i'm not

00:57:06.440 okay with that's not you know like unfortunately that's not because that's not the right play

00:57:11.200 Well, that's called being racist.

00:57:13.240 Right, that's what I'm saying.

00:57:14.900 That's what I'm saying.

00:57:16.500 But it's tricky.

00:57:17.080 He's right and you're right.

00:57:18.200 Well, I'm saying it's because we have to do some things in certain categories to push

00:57:22.940 what needs to happen forward.

00:57:25.680 Any actors listening to the show?

00:57:26.940 You're an actor.

00:57:27.560 Yes.

00:57:28.280 You act, you act.

00:57:29.720 How many times do you lose your role because they decided to go ethnic? 0.96

00:57:33.960 Every single one. 0.96

00:57:35.540 Yeah.

00:57:39.000 Preferred, yeah.

00:57:39.620 Well, that's what he's talking about.

00:57:41.040 Yeah.

00:57:41.200 and by the way

00:57:42.420 I don't

00:57:42.860 maybe it's because

00:57:43.600 I'm not an actor

00:57:44.060 but I don't hate it man

00:57:45.440 I'm really into progression

00:57:46.740 I really am into progression

00:57:47.900 I get it

00:57:48.080 I think

00:57:48.380 I'm listening

00:57:49.220 no one's more excited than me

00:57:50.360 I'm eating up these roles bro

00:57:51.540 like 100%

00:57:52.440 like listen

00:57:53.100 like I'm excited

00:57:54.420 I'm not gonna lie 0.99

00:57:55.020 I'm not gonna be a dick 0.99

00:57:55.660 I'm doing great 0.97

00:57:57.920 yeah absolutely

00:57:58.640 but

00:57:59.160 I also feel that

00:58:01.140 me and Frank

00:58:02.400 at the end of the day

00:58:03.660 are under one god

00:58:05.300 so why is Frank

00:58:06.940 being singled out now

00:58:08.060 because of his ancestors

00:58:09.460 maybe history

00:58:10.820 of what he did

00:58:11.200 when Frank grew up

00:58:12.100 and me and him

00:58:12.620 were best friends

00:58:13.120 he was a great guy to me

00:58:14.020 why is he suffering

00:58:15.380 I love you

00:58:16.400 you're gonna bring

00:58:17.140 the heat to this show

00:58:18.120 you started with this topic

00:58:19.880 on episode one 0.96

00:58:21.420 we talk about dicks 0.99

00:58:22.820 on this show 0.99

00:58:23.540 we talk about dicks 0.99

00:58:25.600 on this 0.99

00:58:25.920 you brought up

00:58:26.620 affirmative action

00:58:27.600 and the progression

00:58:28.360 of you know

00:58:29.640 moving away from racism

00:58:30.780 in Hollywood

00:58:31.360 and liberal wokeness 1.00

00:58:33.100 are you fucking crazy 1.00

00:58:34.820 you Middle Eastern psychopath 1.00

00:58:36.700 I just want 1.00

00:58:38.680 what I want is

00:58:39.780 I'm tired of the

00:58:40.840 this is what I'm tired of

00:58:41.620 I'm tired of the fake

00:58:42.640 we're gonna make it

00:58:44.280 a better place

00:58:45.100 like we're gonna make it

00:58:46.320 and it's just

00:58:46.780 you're appealing to everybody

00:58:48.700 we're gonna take care of this

00:58:50.100 you know what I mean

00:58:50.460 like when the manager

00:58:51.100 comes out of McDonald's

00:58:52.020 and you're like

00:58:52.500 oh I ordered

00:58:53.100 the new rapper's burger

00:58:55.840 and it came out

00:58:56.740 just a regular Big Mac

00:58:57.520 and then he's like

00:58:57.960 oh we're gonna change this

00:58:58.840 don't worry about it

00:58:59.340 and then he goes 1.00

00:58:59.740 and he gives you the same shit 1.00

00:59:00.740 and he brings it back 1.00

00:59:01.460 what I'm saying is

00:59:02.420 I don't want them to fix

00:59:03.480 one problem

00:59:04.220 while starting another problem

00:59:05.780 you're sick of 0.74

00:59:06.420 are you sick of wokeness 1.00

00:59:07.540 I don't even know 0.99

00:59:08.860 what that means

00:59:09.500 Listen

00:59:11.080 I think the audience is gonna like you

00:59:12.460 I really do

00:59:13.880 I think we have a pretty

00:59:15.040 Serious subset of our audience

00:59:17.480 That is not feeling the woke movement

00:59:19.960 I don't know

00:59:20.640 What are you talking about?

00:59:21.640 It means overcompensating

00:59:23.160 On the liberal side

00:59:24.160 To make up for shortcomings

00:59:26.020 That you know

00:59:27.220 Exist or don't exist

00:59:28.540 Basically

00:59:28.960 Bro I'm just

00:59:29.540 Listen

00:59:30.080 How can we sit here

00:59:31.320 In 2020

00:59:32.280 And be like

00:59:32.880 We're done with racism

00:59:33.620 And then begin a racist act

00:59:35.980 It doesn't make sense to me

00:59:37.340 Check it check it

00:59:37.760 I have a theory bro

00:59:38.800 because obviously

00:59:39.700 I'm running for president

00:59:40.360 obviously

00:59:40.880 2035

00:59:41.840 every year

00:59:43.480 it gets bigger

00:59:44.540 and bigger every year

00:59:45.300 and by the way

00:59:47.220 I don't want anybody

00:59:48.800 to get mad at me

00:59:49.600 by saying this

00:59:50.220 I'm literally

00:59:51.100 only saying this

00:59:52.060 because

00:59:52.880 what's wrong

00:59:54.300 I just thought

00:59:54.820 I was about to say that

00:59:55.660 but you go

00:59:56.360 you go

00:59:56.680 you guys got me scared 1.00

00:59:59.080 that fucking 1.00

00:59:59.680 dude I see the way 1.00

01:00:00.860 you come after Mike

01:00:01.720 don't back up

01:00:02.500 you'll get in more trouble

01:00:03.680 if you back up

01:00:04.420 no no no

01:00:05.540 you didn't say anything wrong

01:00:06.420 I'm not backing up

01:00:07.040 I'm sticking to my gut

01:00:08.260 But, dude, I think, oh, we didn't have this on the Pulse of Show.

01:00:10.920 But I said something, and you're like, well, you know, maybe people won't see that the way you do.

01:00:14.940 And they'll walk away.

01:00:16.140 And I respectfully said this.

01:00:17.560 And I'll say this to the whole media, and you guys can comment down. 1.00

01:00:20.100 All the people commenting can eat my dick. 0.99

01:00:22.100 I will never change for a million comments to one comment. 0.99

01:00:28.000 Because I'll look straight in the camera and say, the only person I fear is the Lord.

01:00:31.520 So the comments and the tweeting, you can unfollow me.

01:00:36.740 It means nothing.

01:00:38.260 You can take every worldly possession that I own,

01:00:41.120 but I know I'm going to be in paradise.

01:00:42.460 So everything that I come from is from the heart.

01:00:44.360 Come at me with the comments.

01:00:45.520 It doesn't matter.

01:00:47.460 We got snapping going on.

01:00:49.540 That's awesome.

01:00:50.740 George, George, George, George, George, George, George.

01:00:53.960 They're sharpening their blades.

01:00:56.040 They are sharp. 1.00

01:00:57.320 They're like, this motherfucker, dude. 1.00

01:01:00.020 We were finally getting some jobs in this city. 1.00

01:01:02.380 The first show back, they're like, fuck this guy. 1.00

01:01:05.360 Right now, Jed is watching the show. 1.00

01:01:07.360 Nightmare. 1.00

01:01:07.580 This piece of shit. 1.00

01:01:09.280 All they talked about was dicks and Cardi B. 1.00

01:01:12.380 And this mother comes on about affirmative action in Hollywood. 1.00

01:01:15.440 This motherfucker. 1.00

01:01:16.340 You're going to make it hard for Jed. 1.00

01:01:17.260 The question I'm here to ask you, and if anyone can answer, please, when was America great?

01:01:21.560 Go ahead.

01:01:21.880 Give me a year.

01:01:22.380 So you're not saying it never was.

01:01:23.780 You're saying, what are we trying to get back to?

01:01:25.980 Yeah, sure.

01:01:26.400 Like, okay.

01:01:26.760 It says, make America great again.

01:01:27.840 When was it great the first time?

01:01:28.940 I mean, I think.

01:01:29.460 Does anyone know?

01:01:30.280 I think.

01:01:30.880 Hold on.

01:01:31.320 I think the.

01:01:31.920 I think the.

01:01:32.660 I'll start it already.

01:01:33.380 Go ahead.

01:01:33.660 Okay.

01:01:33.920 I think the golden era post-World War II in the 1950s was a great time.

01:01:38.480 It wasn't bad, but also there was extreme racially segregation.

01:01:41.880 Yes, there was.

01:01:42.880 There's always going to be problems in the country.

01:01:45.320 You don't have to raise your hands.

01:01:46.240 Let me finish.

01:01:48.040 There's always going to be problems in a country.

01:01:50.300 In the 1950s, we had great esteem.

01:01:53.500 We were moving in the right direction.

01:01:55.740 States were getting mad about the things you talk about. 0.84

01:01:57.840 Black people had to drink at different water farms than white people.

01:02:00.360 there were people that were pissed off about it and ready to make a change to push in the right

01:02:03.980 direction so when was america great okay let me let me give it to you in a way you can understand 1.00

01:02:09.280 okay imagine you had a tiny penis okay very hard to imagine now it's my fucking joke 1.00

01:02:17.620 logan paul is a great fucking guy now imagine logan paul in the future looking back and saying 1.00

01:02:25.340 but he's got that tiny dick there's always going to be something you could point out that needs 1.00

01:02:30.340 to change for the fucking better mr mark friend oh how so horrible how so every okay okay wait 1.00

01:02:36.020 no not yet not yet i'm talking about humans watch this watch this watch this watch this 0.99

01:02:40.780 happens in every country in the world every single fucking country in the world there's 0.99

01:02:44.740 racism there's segregation there's all kinds of problems every fucking country in the world watch 0.98

01:02:48.340 this the brain freedom of speech his right his left arm the ability to create their own business 0.98

01:02:56.640 and a capitalist and a society where they encourage you

01:03:00.240 to create your own business,

01:03:02.180 the ability to educate yourselves

01:03:05.620 in an education system that is cutting edge,

01:03:08.640 a medical system that is making groundbreaking discoveries

01:03:11.480 and leading the world in all kinds of ways.

01:03:15.560 Yes, we have some issues

01:03:17.120 and we always have had some issues in this country.

01:03:19.580 I'm not saying America isn't good.

01:03:22.500 It's good.

01:03:24.620 There's so many areas that we need to improve.

01:03:26.640 If America's good, who's great?

01:03:29.080 I don't know enough about countries that aren't America to answer that question.

01:03:32.720 Okay.

01:03:32.940 But, hey, here's what I'm saying.

01:03:34.460 Here's what I'm saying.

01:03:35.400 When I run for president, which I'm going to do, obviously, my saying is going to be, make America.

01:03:46.860 Make America?

01:03:47.820 Whoa, let's start from scratch. 1.00

01:03:49.620 Let's start from scratch. 0.99

01:03:50.680 Let's get this shit right. 1.00

01:03:51.620 Like, really right. 0.99

01:03:52.520 Let's fix the education system.

01:03:54.220 Let's treat people as equals.

01:03:55.480 let's make sure there aren't homeless people all over the streets of la and all over the world like 0.97

01:04:00.480 let's get this shit right bro is it bad to acknowledge our our uh our shortcomings and 0.98

01:04:06.760 mishap and misfortunes and say yo wait i think i think we could i think we could redo that oh god 0.99

01:04:11.880 i love being on the show because let's make a let's make a country that is phenomenal let's

01:04:16.460 make a country where its citizens are outstanding human beings can we do that can we can we acknowledge

01:04:22.220 that we may not be here yet

01:04:23.820 and it is time to craft

01:04:25.180 the country that we want it to be

01:04:26.980 and wanted it to be

01:04:27.860 from the beginning. 0.63

01:04:29.620 Let's make America.

01:04:30.880 There's nothing wrong with that

01:04:32.140 but when our grand go.

01:04:34.220 There is something wrong with it.

01:04:34.940 Go for it.

01:04:35.600 Because you discredit

01:04:36.660 Martha Luther King,

01:04:38.460 Rosa Parks.

01:04:39.240 You discredit all these people

01:04:40.400 that have done stuff before you.

01:04:41.940 My grandfather landed on Okinawa

01:04:43.580 to save the world 1.00

01:04:45.660 from Japanese fucking rule. 1.00

01:04:47.820 All those people. 1.00

01:04:48.580 All the people that risked their life.

01:04:50.500 They dedicated their life.

01:04:51.820 they fled from other countries

01:04:53.260 for their children's lives. 0.99

01:04:53.960 Okay, so maybe the slogan sucks. 1.00

01:04:55.500 Maybe it sucks. 1.00

01:04:56.340 The slogan sucks, 1.00

01:04:57.220 but you see what I'm trying to say, right? 0.99

01:04:58.580 No, I get it. 1.00

01:04:59.240 Maybe make America suck. 0.99

01:05:00.220 You have a great heart 0.99

01:05:00.560 and you want to do it.

01:05:01.640 What I'm saying is maybe,

01:05:02.900 maybe your slogan could be,

01:05:04.580 maybe it's time to get to work harder.

01:05:06.940 We'll work on the slogan.

01:05:08.120 I got one. 0.99

01:05:09.440 Make America suck less. 1.00

01:05:11.540 Oh. 0.99

01:05:12.180 Shake my hand.

01:05:13.200 Is that, I mean, does that work? 0.98

01:05:14.340 Like, suck a little bit less. 1.00

01:05:16.020 We do have some fucking issues. 1.00

01:05:18.540 Oh, 100%. 1.00

01:05:19.400 In this country.

01:05:20.080 But you know what it is?

01:05:20.740 It's a magnifying thing.

01:05:21.640 You can either magnify the problems

01:05:24.800 And you can magnify the good

01:05:26.580 But you gotta understand

01:05:27.780 There's so much beauty in this country

01:05:30.160 And I think

01:05:31.320 I was raised in a household

01:05:33.100 Where my dad didn't walk into the room 0.99

01:05:35.420 And be like hey dick face 1.00

01:05:36.720 You're a piece of shit and nobody likes you 1.00

01:05:38.460 He came in the room and he built me off confidence 1.00

01:05:40.560 Of why I should appreciate myself

01:05:41.960 If you can say that confidently

01:05:46.940 With your chest out

01:05:47.920 This year 2020

01:05:49.160 I'll stand up right now and shake your hand

01:05:51.640 Shake my hand for what?

01:05:52.960 If you think there are so many beautiful things in this country right now, today's day and age, I will stand up and shake your hand.

01:05:59.840 Have you looked around?

01:06:01.460 Have you looked around?

01:06:02.380 I know there's problems, Lugs.

01:06:03.460 I know that there's a ton of problems.

01:06:04.760 Now I'm with him on this point.

01:06:07.560 I can't go outside without getting cancer because of the smog from the forest fires that are burning down the West Coast.

01:06:14.760 We're in the middle of a botched pandemic response.

01:06:17.340 We've got division across the board.

01:06:19.580 Today, the administration labeled three cities in our country

01:06:22.700 anarchist states in an attempt to cut off federal funding.

01:06:27.220 Seattle, Portland, and New York City

01:06:28.680 are now considered anarchist states.

01:06:31.360 I was in New York City today. 0.98

01:06:32.900 Most peaceful place I've ever fucking been. 0.93

01:06:34.420 Quiet, people walking down the street, 0.98

01:06:35.920 drinking their coffee, going to work.

01:06:37.960 Right now, it's considered an anarchist state.

01:06:39.960 To his point, not, not, hold on.

01:06:42.600 No need to rush.

01:06:43.380 I wasn't even saying.

01:06:43.860 I know, you went, not to say, not to say.

01:06:47.900 Sorry, I was breathing. 1.00

01:06:48.600 don't you fucking do it 0.99

01:06:49.980 not to say that 0.99

01:06:51.760 America was never great

01:06:53.920 I don't agree with that

01:06:54.760 but I also

01:06:55.740 think that we've never been worse

01:06:58.080 than we are right now

01:06:58.800 unfortunately we are

01:06:59.840 guys you're making it seem

01:07:01.000 and that includes

01:07:01.480 the Great Depression

01:07:02.280 hold on Mike

01:07:02.560 Mike you guys are making it seem

01:07:04.420 like I don't understand

01:07:05.420 there's issues

01:07:06.060 let me paint a picture

01:07:07.140 for you guys

01:07:07.680 there's two children

01:07:08.620 two different bedrooms

01:07:10.260 I'm the same parent

01:07:11.280 I walk into one of the bedrooms

01:07:12.740 and I'm like 0.98

01:07:13.860 listen outside is fucking bad 0.99

01:07:15.660 there's shit 0.99

01:07:16.340 I need you to pick it up 1.00

01:07:17.180 I'm fucking sick of this shit 1.00

01:07:18.460 blah blah blah 1.00

01:07:19.240 this is garbage 1.00

01:07:19.920 we need to fucking change 1.00

01:07:20.980 and then I go into 0.99

01:07:22.120 other one around

01:07:22.620 and I was like

01:07:22.980 hey man

01:07:23.320 outside is so beautiful

01:07:25.340 but we can make it

01:07:26.720 even better

01:07:27.160 what I'm saying is

01:07:28.700 it's not what you're saying

01:07:29.760 it's how you're saying it

01:07:30.780 when you're painting

01:07:32.180 this vision of 1.00

01:07:33.020 this fucking suck 1.00

01:07:33.840 blah blah blah 1.00

01:07:34.480 you're painting hatred

01:07:35.800 in somebody's heart

01:07:36.420 you're absolutely right

01:07:37.080 what I want to do

01:07:37.760 is I want to build with love

01:07:38.820 because as much as

01:07:40.500 they come at me with anger

01:07:41.600 as much as

01:07:42.300 back in the day

01:07:43.660 they did my own parents wrong

01:07:45.060 I will never ever lead

01:07:48.400 an army let alone a country off of hatred it's terrible listen look what he's done so far

01:07:54.920 nothing trump leads with hatred a lot of people know this he's a he does good things but nobody

01:08:01.300 will ever see that because of how he leads with hatred what i'm saying is i know for a fact because

01:08:07.000 i was raised this way that if you come in with a big heart and by the way it's going to be a lot

01:08:12.980 harder to do it this way but nothing like nothing comes easy when it's nothing good comes like when

01:08:19.320 it's easy what i'm trying to say is what i want to do is i want to find a president one day 1.00

01:08:24.740 that can roll up his sleeves eat a lot of shit from motherfuckers and be like i don't care what 0.99

01:08:29.420 you guys do how you guys act we will not go to war with ourselves it's me bro well we've also 1.00

01:08:36.480 had those presidents it's me bro i'm gonna do it and if i'm not gonna do it mr beast is gonna do

01:08:42.860 it i thought you're gonna say mr t well he gives cars away you give one he gave 40 and listen why

01:08:48.800 do you do that at what point is it overkill i commented on instagram post he said why that

01:08:53.620 just doesn't make sense 40 cars you're absolutely right unfortunately once again you're in the

01:08:58.000 minority the the loudest and i hate to say this because i hate to do exactly what you're saying

01:09:02.380 not to do the loudest voices right now yeah are donald trump stephen crowder ben shapiro people

01:09:09.600 that are are pushing a narrative of divisiveness divide hatred and it it's it's just where we are

01:09:17.420 unfortunately right until your voice gets loud enough of yo look outside look at the sunshine

01:09:21.900 look at you look at our kids i'm a tiny voice bro and 2020 is the year that i decided to not

01:09:28.940 shy away from it and speak up on things that i do feel that need light that a boy and my life

01:09:35.920 has been having blessings after blessings after blessings because the devil wants you to be

01:09:40.400 fearful of your voice because he knew that God gave you that voice. So what I'm saying is if you

01:09:47.200 in your heart know something is good and you're not building it off of hatred,

01:09:51.540 take a step forward. Watch how many people in the silence will come out because there's power in

01:09:57.560 numbers. And I know that there's a lot of people listening right now that want to lead with love

01:10:02.000 and they're just tired of the anger.

01:10:04.320 I'm tired of the anger, bro.

01:10:05.860 I'm tired of listening to social media people

01:10:08.280 going at each other.

01:10:09.120 I'm tired of politicians going at each other.

01:10:11.200 Guys, we're on the same soil.

01:10:12.540 Who are we fighting against?

01:10:14.780 At what point do we need to turn to our neighbor 1.00

01:10:17.460 and be like, fuck it, I love you. 1.00

01:10:19.480 I got you. 1.00

01:10:20.640 At what point, bro?

01:10:21.660 We're in 2020.

01:10:22.580 I love it.

01:10:23.320 I love it.

01:10:23.780 It's just a message for the audience

01:10:26.100 because unfortunately,

01:10:27.280 those shows are getting tons of views.

01:10:29.420 People are sucking it up, George.

01:10:31.320 Do you know how many channels there are on YouTube right now?

01:10:34.980 Spencer Taylor.

01:10:36.280 Vibes. 1.00

01:10:37.460 Good fucking vibes. 1.00

01:10:39.380 Go out there. 1.00

01:10:40.260 Hug your neighbor.

01:10:41.280 212 views. 1.00

01:10:42.600 Fuck. 1.00

01:10:43.940 The motherfucking anarchists are burning the streets of Seattle. 1.00

01:10:47.680 Kill them all. 1.00

01:10:48.800 Get out there. 1.00

01:10:49.580 And then on the other side, no justice, no peace, no justice. 1.00

01:10:54.200 That shit, millions and millions and millions and millions and millions of views. 1.00

01:10:58.720 every eyeball right now is fixed 1.00

01:11:01.020 on the streets of Portland burning to the 1.00

01:11:03.060 fucking ground. I put a homeless 1.00

01:11:04.860 I put a blanket on a homeless man this weekend. You know how

01:11:07.000 many people give a fuck about that? Zero. 0.99

01:11:09.920 Nobody cares.

01:11:11.040 Where'd you get the blanket? Bought it at fucking Target 1.00

01:11:13.100 and we used it. You bought it and went back? No, we used 1.00

01:11:15.040 it for Central Park and then I got sick of carrying

01:11:17.100 it so I gave it to the homeless man.

01:11:18.140 He was told. I asked him, I said

01:11:21.060 you want another blanket? He said absolutely. You know how many people

01:11:23.060 cared about that? And I'm not saying anybody

01:11:24.960 should. That's nothing.

01:11:25.820 Okay, so how do you change the appetite of America to crave positivity?

01:11:36.180 That's the question. 0.98

01:11:36.840 How the fuck do you do that, George? 0.99

01:11:38.860 I got it. 0.99

01:11:40.020 Tell us, George, please.

01:11:42.860 At what point are you going to stop feeding your flesh and start feeding your soul? 0.98

01:11:47.220 It's easy to listen to a Christian quote the Bible. 0.70

01:11:49.680 It has nothing to do with the Bible. 0.95

01:11:51.080 It has nothing to do with the Bible.

01:11:51.860 I got it.

01:11:52.720 Sorry.

01:11:53.240 Nothing to do with the Bible.

01:11:53.900 Nonetheless, someone in the audience just heard that

01:11:56.440 and said, classic liberal dribble. 0.99

01:12:00.180 And a lot of people fucking said it, George. 1.00

01:12:02.580 How do you get those people to shut up 1.00

01:12:04.960 and go hug their fucking neighbors, George? 1.00

01:12:06.760 Yeah, George. 1.00

01:12:10.420 George, let me tell you something really quick.

01:12:12.740 We had a war called the Vietnam War.

01:12:15.440 And in that war, we learned

01:12:17.120 you cannot have a victory over ideology.

01:12:20.960 ideology is a tough thing to change 1.00

01:12:24.540 it takes hundreds of fucking years 0.99

01:12:26.580 you know what's stronger than words 0.99

01:12:27.900 actions

01:12:29.280 every single day I get up

01:12:31.440 and I ask God to make me a better man

01:12:34.380 than I was yesterday

01:12:35.020 and that's by loving people around me

01:12:36.740 and taking care of me

01:12:37.340 never did I expect this

01:12:39.700 but read this

01:12:40.380 alright here we go

01:12:41.540 it's long

01:12:42.100 you're a good reader

01:12:43.540 that's why I had it to you

01:12:44.220 sort of

01:12:44.760 you should see me do the ad reads

01:12:45.840 George

01:12:46.680 it was nice seeing you this evening

01:12:48.680 because you have been on my mind

01:12:50.040 for a few days

01:12:51.360 I wanted to let you know how much Ashley and I appreciate your friendship and keeping an eye out for us girls.

01:12:55.900 You were our first neighbor to really reach out to us and volunteer your help with our move-in.

01:12:59.560 We sort of adopted you as our little brother, and we always, if you know it or not, look out for you.

01:13:04.240 I know your parents are out of town, and if you ever need a listening ear, please know we're here for that, too.

01:13:07.960 You handled that video situation with the guy the other day very nicely, and you and your roommates are always respectful to me and my guests.

01:13:14.200 Your parents have raised a gentleman, and I know they're very proud of you, so keep up the good work.

01:13:18.000 your neighbor joyce i had a neighbor joyce too but so what i'm saying is you're great josh i know

01:13:23.500 wait i was on her mind for a couple days what i'm saying is there's a lot of people out there 0.97

01:13:29.560 that are screaming and pounding their chest and doing what the fuck they want to do but me 0.89

01:13:34.060 continuing to be a good guy in the quietness of who i am and just being who i am is is now opening 0.99

01:13:41.720 up other people around me's eyes to be like man i need to i need to be like this guy this guy's

01:13:46.680 great let me ask you a question because i love it the optimism is great when i went to berkeley

01:13:51.680 and that girl spit on me yes or tried to no spit actually came out so i was a little less angry

01:13:56.300 than i probably should have been yes regardless uh you know i i had a conversation with this girl

01:14:00.640 i was like hey you know like if you if you don't like me or you disapprove of me like

01:14:04.480 assaulting me is probably not the best way to go about it just like a candid conversation i said

01:14:08.480 you i want you to know i have nothing but love and respect for you and i have i hope i believe

01:14:11.660 in you you're a person and i believe in people do you think do you think those kind words do you

01:14:18.960 think the way that i came at her with love and understanding changed her or do you think she's 0.95

01:14:24.600 still a bitch and do you think she's still going around spitting on people that she doesn't like 0.98

01:14:28.240 i think you probably shocked her do you think i changed her because what i'm saying is some 1.00

01:14:34.120 people are so set in stone in their ways just born nasty okay and that's why this gets hard

01:14:38.500 True, but if you're telling your audience

01:14:42.100 All these people that are listening to you

01:14:43.680 That there's no point

01:14:44.760 I'm not telling them there's no point

01:14:46.800 I'm asking you a question

01:14:48.140 What I'm saying is

01:14:49.200 Okay, perfect example

01:14:52.820 I'm looking at both of you guys right in the eyes

01:14:54.800 And this is true

01:14:55.560 You can't look at both of us

01:14:56.520 That's incredible

01:14:58.400 Would you ever spit on anybody you dislike?

01:15:03.100 I've done it so many times

01:15:04.640 It's usually right before a fight

01:15:06.300 I would, yeah

01:15:06.820 Actually, but more so

01:15:08.520 I've had people do it to me

01:15:09.940 That doesn't matter

01:15:10.520 Would you spit on somebody walking by

01:15:12.740 That you just disliked? 0.99

01:15:13.360 Absolutely fucking not 0.99

01:15:14.260 No 0.99

01:15:14.660 No shot, dude

01:15:15.580 What I'm saying is

01:15:16.500 When I look at this area

01:15:19.700 I don't look at this person 1.00

01:15:20.620 And be like, yeah, fuck this guy 1.00

01:15:21.520 This guy's a loser 1.00

01:15:22.180 He's just an asshole 1.00

01:15:23.320 He's a piece of shit 1.00

01:15:24.100 I genuinely think 1.00

01:15:25.800 As a grown man

01:15:28.040 Whoever is going to spit on somebody

01:15:31.160 They don't know

01:15:31.800 Whoever's going to point the finger

01:15:33.240 Whoever's going to diminish

01:15:34.260 Somebody's quality of life

01:15:35.740 to me is hurting so bad and in my mind is ill is ill-minded so why am i gonna punish this person

01:15:43.980 that they're already having their own suffocation of their own demons so yes you spit on me i'll

01:15:49.080 wipe it up and offer you a drink because maybe that's the day that even if it takes me a hundred 1.00

01:15:53.920 people but if one person's like yeah oh fuck i'm an asshole and i gotta reevaluate my life now i 0.99

01:16:00.620 just removed Satan's spawn one of them yeah and if I spent my whole life doing this and preaching 0.99

01:16:05.840 to other people do the same yeah your ripple effect is gonna be crazy what I'm saying is bro

01:16:09.300 there's so much people heightening and examining and focusing on this evil I am going to keep

01:16:15.820 shining the light on the good because I'm I don't want these people to give up on it and and yo and

01:16:20.620 listen there's a lot of fucking good out there so there's so there's so much good the the only

01:16:26.280 real unfortunate issue is that the media in the country no they don't heighten it they create it 0.91

01:16:33.040 they create they create it i mean there's there's so much beauty so much good stuff so much uh

01:16:39.260 interracial love that exists on a daily basis where it's a white person holding the door for

01:16:45.000 a black person or a black person buying a spanish person a coffee that no one ever talks about

01:16:49.720 those stories are never ever told and they happen more frequently than the white person getting 0.93

01:16:56.720 shot by the black person or vice versa they happen thousands and thousands and thousands

01:17:01.480 of times a day stories of beauty stories of americans helping other americans stories of 0.99

01:17:06.600 americans helping people just this fucking this morning i was at jfk just flew back in from new 0.96

01:17:12.960 york today a woman came up to me couldn't i hate saying this again because i'm bigging up my 1.00

01:17:18.040 fucking self but couldn't speak english took her wallet out with her money in it she wanted to get 1.00

01:17:22.740 one of those carts that you pull out she it was six bucks she had four singles on her i said keep 1.00

01:17:28.100 your money i put the card in the machine my card and gave her the fucking cart that would never get 1.00

01:17:32.640 covered that's no one cares about that kind of shit the media doesn't care about that kind of 0.99

01:17:38.400 shit but it's happening every single day out there so to your point yes we need to focus more on the 0.99

01:17:46.060 beauty. We need to focus more on the positivity. But unfortunately, you need to figure out a way 1.00

01:17:50.400 to recreate yourself and multiply yourself. Because there's a lot of people that are telling

01:17:55.720 a different story. If you were a doctor and I came to you and I said, hey, I don't want to

01:17:59.780 drink that liquid. Is there any type of way I could not get that liquid medicine? And there

01:18:04.280 is none. I'm going to be like, well, this is not going to sell off the shelf. No one's going to

01:18:08.100 want it. It tastes bad. But at the end of the day, it's medicine. What I'm saying is doctors

01:18:12.960 don't give a flying fuck 0.99

01:18:15.100 if you like that medicine 1.00

01:18:16.700 it's gonna better you

01:18:18.060 and I think we need to give the world that medicine

01:18:21.360 as in like

01:18:22.220 if we're gonna be on this podcast

01:18:23.540 we shouldn't be one-sided about it

01:18:25.860 we shouldn't diminish our country

01:18:27.580 we shouldn't say

01:18:28.720 just because other medias 0.99

01:18:30.240 are just shitting on other people 0.99

01:18:32.180 and that's the high road 1.00

01:18:33.060 that's what people like

01:18:33.780 I changed your narrative

01:18:35.300 I did not diminish our country

01:18:36.620 I acknowledge the reality of our country

01:18:38.640 no no no

01:18:38.960 I'm not saying you guys

01:18:39.420 well you motioned towards me

01:18:40.480 no I pointed at you

01:18:41.740 Well that earlier you also said 0.99

01:18:43.620 I'm shitting on him 0.99

01:18:44.580 I'm not shitting on him 1.00

01:18:45.300 Never did I say 1.00

01:18:45.860 Fuck this country 1.00

01:18:46.960 I just 1.00

01:18:47.380 Clip it

01:18:48.260 I can acknowledge

01:18:50.300 Like we're not in the best place

01:18:51.300 And I don't think

01:18:51.880 We have been in the best place

01:18:53.320 Or I don't think

01:18:54.620 We are optimized

01:18:55.480 I don't think

01:18:55.980 We're at maximum

01:18:57.460 Performance right now

01:18:58.740 Perfect example

01:18:59.260 I know your heart's

01:19:00.060 In the right place

01:19:00.460 I know that if they gave you

01:19:01.720 The responsibility as a president

01:19:02.920 You would do the most amazing thing

01:19:04.220 At 25 or do you think

01:19:05.340 When I'm a little older

01:19:05.860 I think you do

01:19:06.360 I think you have a great heart

01:19:07.220 And I think you've gone through 0.99

01:19:08.140 A lot of shit in your life 0.99

01:19:09.140 Yeah maybe a decade from now 1.00

01:19:10.580 But what I'm saying is

01:19:11.180 there's a lot worse people

01:19:12.140 that could be a president.

01:19:13.840 Can you come up with

01:19:14.660 any example?

01:19:19.000 This guy.

01:19:19.800 I'm just kidding.

01:19:21.020 We've been talking about 0.99

01:19:21.800 this is heavy as fuck. 0.99

01:19:23.120 It's great. 1.00

01:19:23.660 It's a rich conversation.

01:19:24.680 I want to have fun now.

01:19:26.400 Okay.

01:19:26.880 Can I talk about my weed

01:19:28.060 with Charles?

01:19:29.000 Check it out in theaters.

01:19:29.860 It's why I've been coughing

01:19:30.580 this whole episode, dude.

01:19:31.900 Yo.

01:19:32.400 Why, you're sick? 0.99

01:19:33.560 I stopped smoking weed. 0.92

01:19:35.040 I didn't realize,

01:19:36.600 like, why do you smoke weed?

01:19:37.340 It's so bad for you.

01:19:38.560 You smoke weed?

01:19:40.040 No, don't.

01:19:40.380 Me.

01:19:40.620 I don't smoke weed

01:19:41.560 You're a pie

01:19:43.760 Bro bro so I stopped

01:19:46.620 Cold turkey it's the only way it's the best way 0.99

01:19:48.780 But also it sucks

01:19:49.680 You have withdrawals huh 0.97

01:19:50.640 The first night I was up till 5am just shaking in bed like a little baby

01:19:54.100 My throat starts hurting 1.00

01:19:55.500 Wait wait wait you smoking meth or fucking 1.00

01:19:57.760 I have no appetite 1.00

01:19:59.360 I have no appetite I cannot eat

01:20:01.780 My sleep schedule is messed up

01:20:03.500 I have no appetite I'm nauseous 1.00

01:20:05.260 Oh my god you're pregnant 1.00

01:20:06.760 I'm brushing my teeth 1.00

01:20:07.880 and if the toothbrush makes its way

01:20:09.660 too far back

01:20:11.020 and hits my molars

01:20:11.800 I gag bro

01:20:12.940 I'm brushing my teeth

01:20:13.740 and I'm like

01:20:14.100 and Josie's like

01:20:15.900 what's happening

01:20:16.440 and I'm like

01:20:16.940 I don't know

01:20:17.640 I'm just

01:20:18.720 I thought I was a grown man

01:20:20.760 but um

01:20:21.760 wow it really is a drug

01:20:23.420 it's not just a plant

01:20:24.340 well I mean

01:20:25.500 it's how you use it

01:20:26.580 and you were abusing 0.99

01:20:27.800 the shit out of it 0.98

01:20:28.640 cause I wanted to 0.56

01:20:29.320 I wanted to

01:20:29.800 pique myself

01:20:31.140 I wanted to just really see

01:20:32.500 what I was capable of

01:20:32.900 yeah it's kind of like

01:20:34.120 I explained it to my mom

01:20:35.420 like this man

01:20:35.860 you have a hammer

01:20:36.660 you could build yourself a house 0.98

01:20:37.720 or you can smack yourself in the face with it.

01:20:39.360 Well, why don't you do both and see how it feels?

01:20:41.320 And, I mean, if you're high, it'll probably feel good.

01:20:43.520 How much of your life is based on your parents

01:20:45.840 and analogies that exist with your parents?

01:20:47.700 All of them.

01:20:48.420 Which is amazing.

01:20:49.480 All of them.

01:20:49.600 And by the way, and I think that's probably why you're so positive.

01:20:51.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:52.540 But that's amazing.

01:20:53.380 Because pretty much every story you tell

01:20:55.300 goes back to your parents somewhat.

01:20:57.760 I never thought a day would come where I would be listening

01:20:59.800 to my friend complain about the pain of withdrawing from weed.

01:21:04.400 Oh, sorry, sorry.

01:21:05.440 I meant to talk to you about this.

01:21:07.560 Read chapter 11.

01:21:08.700 I know.

01:21:09.160 I didn't.

01:21:09.460 He said it. 1.00

01:21:10.560 He fucking said it. 1.00

01:21:12.380 He didn't mean to fucking say it. 1.00

01:21:13.340 I didn't fucking say it. 0.99

01:21:14.640 He said it. 0.99

01:21:15.220 I didn't say it. 1.00

01:21:16.000 He said, listen, I just bought Lana some fucking nice shit. 1.00

01:21:19.440 I'll buy you some shit. 1.00

01:21:20.720 Sorry. 0.99

01:21:20.960 It's why I brought it up because I wanted to hear what an actual withdrawal sounds like.

01:21:24.460 Yeah.

01:21:24.900 Or feels like.

01:21:25.640 I had this conversation with her last night.

01:21:27.320 She wanted to know more about the withdrawals.

01:21:28.960 I spent about 10 days after I gave up methadone, Xanax, prescribed Xanax.

01:21:37.280 heroin cocaine and alcoholism

01:21:39.820 all at the same time 1.00

01:21:41.140 at the same fucking time 0.99

01:21:42.440 jeez Mike 0.99

01:21:43.340 sweating 0.99

01:21:45.660 shitting 1.00

01:21:47.240 throwing up 0.99

01:21:48.160 hitting my molar 1.00

01:21:49.440 you're shitting your pants 1.00

01:21:50.220 yes 0.99

01:21:51.100 really

01:21:51.680 bro just imagine

01:21:53.080 imagine you have coronavirus

01:21:54.640 times like a thousand

01:21:55.720 that's what a withdrawal

01:21:57.140 from an actual

01:21:57.920 wait but I'm

01:21:58.560 I'm not trying to be

01:21:59.360 disrespectful at all

01:22:00.420 this is a serious question

01:22:01.780 yeah 0.99

01:22:02.060 why shit your pants 1.00

01:22:04.060 because you lose control 1.00

01:22:05.080 of your bowels

01:22:05.940 What drug made you do that?

01:22:08.600 Opiates

01:22:09.040 Getting withdrawals from opiates

01:22:10.740 Imagine you're in a

01:22:13.140 I can't believe we got to this

01:22:14.400 Imagine you're in a ball

01:22:15.580 I can't believe

01:22:16.480 If you go to Amazon

01:22:17.600 You could buy this right now

01:22:18.800 And know the depth of it

01:22:20.300 Imagine you're in a fetal position

01:22:22.840 For a week

01:22:23.520 With no control over anything

01:22:25.840 Are you in pain?

01:22:26.860 Severe pain

01:22:27.620 It's a flu that will not go away

01:22:29.800 That is a 10 out of 10

01:22:31.160 How long does this last?

01:22:32.520 5 to 7

01:22:33.580 Maybe 10 days

01:22:34.500 when i was i i will say when i was like sitting there in bed awake and by the way all i was doing 0.98

01:22:40.860 was sitting there awake i wasn't like fucking shitting my pants i i i did say to myself you 0.99

01:22:46.440 know you're being a pussy bro this ain't that bad like mike's mike's been through the ringer 0.99

01:22:49.540 but but it is but it is worth noting and you brought it up for a good reason that 0.99

01:22:53.420 there is evidence to support that there are some physical and and uh psychological withdrawals

01:22:59.480 from marijuana and i think a lot of people i think a lot of people play that down that's what i'm

01:23:02.880 saying that's what i'm saying so many people talk about it and and i you know obviously i gave a

01:23:06.420 smoke weed went back and forth when i was 16 17 18 so i remember a little bit but insomnia usually

01:23:11.920 you're knocked out from the weed lack of appetite usually you have a huge appetite because of the

01:23:15.760 weed and there's been a lot of people i think rogan's talked about this at some point there's

01:23:19.660 a lot of people give up weed and they start to feel exactly what you're feeling i say stay in

01:23:23.120 there champ go to marijuana anonymous and go to an ma meeting well doesn't exist i'm a little i'm

01:23:28.780 I don't think it exists

01:23:29.760 Pretty headstrong

01:23:30.640 Like when I cut out

01:23:31.360 Cold turkey

01:23:31.860 Like I'm done

01:23:33.140 Yeah I love when he talks

01:23:34.140 About this

01:23:34.540 Cause then he brings up

01:23:35.220 Video games

01:23:35.640 Watch

01:23:35.860 Go ahead

01:23:36.260 Video games are great

01:23:37.560 I used to be addicted

01:23:38.280 To video games

01:23:38.860 Yeah

01:23:39.220 Two or three years

01:23:40.440 Tommy would be

01:23:40.980 Dude you know what's funny

01:23:41.620 Is cause I know what he feels

01:23:42.600 Like I played RuneScape

01:23:43.460 For like 14 hours a day

01:23:44.580 Join the club fam

01:23:45.400 Dude that was a great time

01:23:46.640 Streaming video games 0.99

01:23:47.880 Is the fucking future 0.99

01:23:48.840 I'm just gonna 0.99

01:23:50.660 It is

01:23:51.240 For you or just 1.00

01:23:52.340 People like

01:23:53.340 It's gonna happen

01:23:55.760 Oh you starting to stream

01:23:56.700 It's gonna happen

01:23:57.140 It's hard dude

01:23:58.080 I can't believe how hard it is

01:24:00.320 But you know I'm ripping

01:24:00.680 Two three hours of Warzone

01:24:01.760 And I've gotten decent 1.00

01:24:02.940 Mike you suck 1.00

01:24:03.980 I suck 1.00

01:24:04.700 Guys 1.00

01:24:05.340 I told Lana 1.00

01:24:06.380 That if she plays Sims

01:24:08.380 She

01:24:10.240 Do you think she could be 1.00

01:24:11.780 The biggest female streamer 1.00

01:24:13.140 On the platform 0.99

01:24:13.420 Without a doubt

01:24:13.900 If she plays Sims 0.99

01:24:14.640 Bro she's hilarious

01:24:16.300 Just making these little

01:24:17.620 Sim characters 1.00

01:24:18.480 Just fuck each other 1.00

01:24:19.460 All the time 1.00

01:24:20.080 She said what if she makes you

01:24:21.340 Like all of us

01:24:22.320 And plays Sims

01:24:23.760 With all of us

01:24:24.580 As the game

01:24:25.000 Genius

01:24:26.240 That would go crazy

01:24:27.380 Genius

01:24:27.780 i texted you something just now i texted you my guilty pleasure okay you're not having a finger 1.00

01:24:35.560 in my ass mike that was for you i didn't see fucking logan uh ready to start your business 0.99

01:24:42.180 no that was loud and i am ready to start my business that that hurt my ear uh so here's 1.00

01:24:48.900 the thing a lot of people before you even put that up there a lot of people listen to asmr they go

01:24:52.860 hey welcome back and then helps them fall asleep i'm not gonna lie i made fun of these people i

01:24:56.340 I was like, this is the weirdest thing.

01:24:58.100 You guys are freaks of nature.

01:25:00.260 And then I started watching them.

01:25:01.380 And then I am a freak of nature.

01:25:03.180 I'm obsessed.

01:25:03.980 You love ASMR?

01:25:04.820 I love it, bro.

01:25:06.300 Bro, it got weird.

01:25:07.260 I don't even want to get into how weird it gets.

01:25:08.940 No, come on.

01:25:09.720 No, I had a guy literally pretend he was a doctor in my ear for like two hours.

01:25:14.780 But like this.

01:25:15.980 Hey, okay, so like you're going to give you a prescription.

01:25:18.580 And then it's going to be.

01:25:19.660 Oh, wait, never mind.

01:25:20.280 Do you get a boner?

01:25:23.320 Well, I actually listened to it with my girlfriend. 0.98

01:25:25.300 Do you guys both get boners? 0.89

01:25:27.040 While we're together 0.79

01:25:27.860 Wait I want to hear more about that 0.94

01:25:30.100 And my girlfriend she did a thing for me 1.00

01:25:33.940 Because I got obsessed 0.79

01:25:34.820 With people eating food quietly

01:25:37.160 And listening to the crunching stuff

01:25:38.280 I saw this one mozzarella Doritos

01:25:41.300 You know those hot Doritos mozzarella things 1.00

01:25:43.680 She made them for me

01:25:44.940 And I was eating it slow and stuff 1.00

01:25:46.640 And then I was like fuck it 1.00

01:25:47.880 What happens if I eat it fast 1.00

01:25:49.580 And then I was in bed

01:25:52.160 Maybe not I was high

01:25:53.960 I don't know probably

01:25:55.520 I was.

01:25:57.220 And I looked up eating fast food fast.

01:26:01.480 Bro.

01:26:05.280 Dude, I hope these people love me on the new podcast.

01:26:07.660 They're going to.

01:26:08.740 What are you saying?

01:26:09.980 You fit in perfectly.

01:26:11.560 Wait, first of all, how are you so far up there?

01:26:13.780 Have you watched this video before?

01:26:15.080 No, that's what you sent me.

01:26:16.940 It started at 523.

01:26:18.320 You sent him a timestamp, man.

01:26:20.280 I could start at...

01:26:21.600 Where do you want me to start?

01:26:22.980 Don't choose the one slot.

01:26:23.940 Start from, uh...

01:26:25.800 Oh, oh, okay, start when he starts.

01:26:27.360 How about that?

01:26:27.800 One, one...

01:26:28.640 I got it, watch. 1.00

01:26:30.140 Dude, look at this fucking animal. 1.00

01:26:32.780 Look at him. 1.00

01:26:33.320 Is there a system?

01:26:34.060 Is that a system?

01:26:34.780 What do you mean a system?

01:26:35.540 He is a system.

01:26:36.320 He's a one-man system.

01:26:37.260 Look at this.

01:26:37.660 So he just eats fast food fast?

01:26:38.880 He's gonna eat this whole thing under a minute, bro. 1.00

01:26:41.180 Bro, I don't give a fuck. 1.00

01:26:42.320 I had an entire head of lettuce. 1.00

01:26:43.420 I don't want to see him do that. 1.00

01:26:44.000 I'd rather see the lady smash her head into... 1.00

01:26:44.880 The only thing you could do under a minute is nuts, 1.00

01:26:47.080 so pay attention. 1.00

01:26:48.060 So, hey, some women prefer that. 1.00

01:26:50.440 No woman prefer... 1.00

01:26:51.380 No, no woman's like, 0.98

01:26:52.220 Yeah, he gave it to me nice and fast. 0.99

01:26:54.080 What if they got somewhere to be?

01:26:55.200 You'd be surprised also.

01:26:56.440 That's true.

01:26:56.860 There are girls out there who find it quite complimentary that you came fast.

01:27:00.720 Your girl, her perfect time limit is what?

01:27:03.500 Like six to eight minutes? 0.93

01:27:04.340 I heard her say once.

01:27:04.920 Was it eight minutes?

01:27:05.260 Six to eight minutes. 1.00

01:27:05.960 I was like, damn, bro. 0.99

01:27:07.300 I'm 35. 0.99

01:27:08.080 That's perfect for me.

01:27:09.020 But I'll do a couple rounds.

01:27:09.940 We talked about this.

01:27:11.360 No, we talked about this.

01:27:12.460 But you do once a week.

01:27:13.980 No, no. 1.00

01:27:14.440 He does a 30-minute session with candles and shit. 0.99

01:27:16.940 What did you say? 0.99

01:27:17.240 Like once every four or five days?

01:27:18.520 I'm not going to get into it.

01:27:19.620 I do multiple eight-minute sessions a day.

01:27:21.940 I told you that.

01:27:22.580 No, that's not healthy.

01:27:24.000 No, we're separate. 0.99

01:27:24.480 And also, we have shit to do. 1.00

01:27:25.740 What the fuck are you doing during the day? 1.00

01:27:27.420 Can you find eight minutes? 1.00

01:27:28.940 Eight minutes.

01:27:29.620 You ever heard of eight minute abs?

01:27:31.060 Yes. 0.50

01:27:31.780 Eight minute sex. 0.99

01:27:32.420 Eight minute sex. 1.00

01:27:33.080 The same fucking thing, dude. 1.00

01:27:34.220 You fit them in when you can. 0.99

01:27:35.120 You get it where you can get it.

01:27:36.120 So you wake up in the morning and get it.

01:27:37.040 I mean, that's easy for you to say. 1.00

01:27:38.720 You're fucking blue chew every day. 1.00

01:27:40.160 You're fucking popping that brand deal. 0.99

01:27:41.620 And by the way, is it today? 0.99

01:27:43.440 I don't know.

01:27:44.540 Never mind.

01:27:45.420 Yeah, that would have been a great...

01:27:46.180 What's the brand today?

01:27:47.620 What is it?

01:27:48.520 Well, cut to it now. 1.00

01:27:49.340 Oh fuck 1.00

01:27:50.020 I hate gambling shit 1.00

01:27:51.520 Can I leave 1.00

01:27:52.480 Well cut that too

01:27:53.340 We're gonna leave that

01:28:00.020 Wow so yeah

01:28:01.380 This guy just

01:28:01.980 Eats food fast

01:28:03.040 It's cool man

01:28:03.960 Dude look how skinny he is 1.00

01:28:05.000 What the fuck 1.00

01:28:05.680 I sent you a video today too 1.00

01:28:06.940 That was much more

01:28:08.000 On topic

01:28:09.000 Yeah

01:28:09.660 This is what I mentioned earlier

01:28:11.600 Oh sorry I'm not a seasoned co-host 0.99

01:28:13.340 Fucking out of here 0.99

01:28:14.740 No stop 1.00

01:28:15.360 You're fucking incredible 0.99

01:28:16.300 You're great 0.99

01:28:16.760 We love you

01:28:17.240 Nah don't shut the laptop

01:28:18.440 that people don't even use anyway.

01:28:19.960 Come on.

01:28:21.740 Where was this, Mike?

01:28:22.900 Alabama?

01:28:23.120 All right, so supposedly,

01:28:24.280 this got shared on Complex XXL Magazine.

01:28:27.320 Supposedly, this is a concert

01:28:28.420 that happened in Alabama this past week.

01:28:30.820 This was, oh, this was, oh.

01:28:33.040 This was, so Bryce,

01:28:34.020 this was Bryce Hall's concert.

01:28:34.980 Bryce Hall was up to this, you're saying.

01:28:36.760 It was the TikTok kids are back at it.

01:28:38.920 So I'm watching this video today on Twitter. 1.00

01:28:40.940 This lady is just having a blast. 1.00

01:28:43.000 None of these people have masks on.

01:28:44.420 And I'm thinking to myself,

01:28:45.800 I couldn't sit inside a restaurant with my girlfriend in New York City last night.

01:28:50.880 I had to sit outside in 40-degree weather, separated by 20 feet from the table next to me.

01:28:58.600 And it just got me thinking about this God-forsaken—

01:29:02.100 That was a lot of spit, huh?

01:29:03.320 That was so much spit.

01:29:04.980 The COVID-ridden spit.

01:29:06.220 This coronavirus response is crazy.

01:29:08.840 It's crazy.

01:29:09.720 The most boggling thing ever, state by state, let the state decide.

01:29:13.620 But yesterday, the CDC posted on their website that the virus can aerosolize, spread farther than six feet, and linger on surfaces for extended periods of time, which is counter what we've thought up until now.

01:29:26.960 Mike, what is aerosolize?

01:29:28.900 It means it can stay airborne.

01:29:30.460 But then, today, the CDC deleted that.

01:29:35.640 They deleted it off the website.

01:29:37.500 Like a tweet.

01:29:38.320 Like they said. 1.00

01:29:39.940 Shut up. 1.00

01:29:40.380 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:41.320 And now everybody's on Twitter like, yo.

01:29:43.120 Did the administration make them do that?

01:29:45.320 Because it was going to create a botched

01:29:47.360 people getting more scared.

01:29:49.300 We want to reopen the country. Nope.

01:29:50.900 They would say, fuck it, we're not doing this anymore. 1.00

01:29:52.680 And everybody's out on the streets. That's what would happen. 1.00

01:29:55.060 No, I know, but there are certain people

01:29:57.200 in the current government

01:29:59.240 that want that. They want people to

01:30:01.220 say, fuck it? They want the coronavirus, 1.00

01:30:03.180 the pandemic response to end

01:30:04.980 so that the country can get back to

01:30:06.680 its economic heights.

01:30:09.140 It's a wild time. It's a wild time.

01:30:11.120 Why don't we bring this up

01:30:12.360 Who started this

01:30:13.440 Who's singing

01:30:13.800 I'm not gonna call her out

01:30:15.440 I'm not a snitch

01:30:16.600 Do you know

01:30:16.860 Do you know

01:30:17.880 I have no idea

01:30:18.900 But but but

01:30:19.780 It's weird bro

01:30:21.500 It's crazy

01:30:22.380 The new normal

01:30:23.220 Bro I remember we talked about this

01:30:25.020 Months

01:30:25.940 Six months ago

01:30:26.600 And you said yo

01:30:27.580 It's gonna be this thing called

01:30:28.680 The new normal

01:30:29.520 The new normal

01:30:30.040 And now it is normal

01:30:31.700 That

01:30:32.080 That everyone's wearing a mask

01:30:34.280 I have

01:30:34.720 I feel like I can't

01:30:36.180 Really connect with anyone

01:30:37.380 I have no idea what anyone looks like 1.00

01:30:38.920 They're not 0.95

01:30:39.100 Yeah 1.00

01:30:39.540 Not a single motherfucker 1.00

01:30:40.880 and that crowd is wearing a mask. 1.00

01:30:42.040 They are packed in at capacity. 0.94

01:30:45.040 Sardines.

01:30:45.480 Like sardines in a concert hall.

01:30:47.160 It just, I don't know what's right.

01:30:49.540 Like, this is one of the first times in my life

01:30:52.860 where I remember not really having an opinion anymore.

01:30:55.680 But at the same time,

01:30:56.740 with so much disinformation about this pandemic, 0.98

01:30:59.220 what is fucking real at this point? 0.99

01:31:01.560 I got yelled at on, 0.99

01:31:03.380 yo, you were there in Colorado on a walk.

01:31:05.800 Yeah, outdoor walk.

01:31:07.400 Dude, outdoors and understatement.

01:31:08.640 Biggest Karen I've seen in my days.

01:31:10.380 Best Karen ever. 0.73

01:31:11.160 Dude, we had 10 feet between us and between me and Karen, thousands of acreage.

01:31:19.120 We were in the middle of a park.

01:31:20.880 Just call out.

01:31:21.560 It's the Flatirons.

01:31:22.680 Yeah.

01:31:23.080 We don't have our masks on.

01:31:24.100 It's our group.

01:31:24.680 We're just minding our business.

01:31:25.840 Because we're outside alone. 1.00

01:31:27.000 Bro, this lady walks by 10 feet from me and she scoffs at our entire group.

01:31:31.360 Where are the masks? 1.00

01:31:32.620 Hello?

01:31:33.520 I said, what?

01:31:35.320 I said, what?

01:31:36.540 I just, I cannot believe we're in such a disheveled state.

01:31:42.000 Never in my life.

01:31:42.920 And how long is it going to last?

01:31:43.980 Because that's where, this is where I'm getting concerned.

01:31:46.460 Because I read somewhere that they will not have a vaccine readily available for all Americans until the end of 2024.

01:31:56.640 2024?

01:31:57.440 Oh, for distribution, widespread distribution.

01:31:59.740 Brother, I can't wait that long.

01:32:01.720 I can't.

01:32:02.620 Have you guys ever watched your old vlogs?

01:32:04.440 I was watching my old vlogs the other day.

01:32:05.960 I was like dapping people up and hugging them.

01:32:08.440 And I was like, whoa, that's so weird.

01:32:10.420 No more connectivity.

01:32:12.000 No more connectivity, bro.

01:32:12.900 I feel like they're just, it's separating us as people.

01:32:15.600 The biggest thing is the, I noticed I'm a man.

01:32:19.080 I like handshakes.

01:32:20.040 My dad, day one, you're going to say, please, thank you.

01:32:23.180 And you do a firm handshake.

01:32:24.940 Now they do this.

01:32:25.580 No more handshakes.

01:32:26.100 Sometimes they get elbows.

01:32:27.700 Sometimes it's, you know.

01:32:28.860 You ever get the weird arm to go.

01:32:30.860 Yeah.

01:32:31.100 No, that's what I'm saying.

01:32:31.920 The weird arm. 0.99

01:32:32.440 What the fuck are you doing, buddy? 0.99

01:32:33.300 Just say you don't want it. 1.00

01:32:34.180 Right.

01:32:35.160 It's crazy.

01:32:35.600 But you're making it sound too

01:32:36.620 Like meeting people

01:32:37.640 And shaking hands

01:32:38.360 Was the worst thing

01:32:38.980 We were doing with people 0.98

01:32:39.780 Fucking two years ago 0.99

01:32:40.640 Also just wash your hands 1.00

01:32:41.440 It's not like I'm walking up 0.84

01:32:42.340 And spitting in your mouth

01:32:43.240 Well maybe sometimes you are

01:32:45.820 You're at a high nightclub

01:32:47.160 You know

01:32:47.800 See a girl you like 1.00

01:32:49.020 You walk up and spit in her mouth 1.00

01:32:50.080 That's how Belle and I met actually

01:32:51.580 That's what I'm saying

01:32:52.140 Is that an Arby's

01:32:52.780 That's what I'm saying

01:32:53.400 That's what I'm saying

01:32:54.000 I went to an Arby's recently

01:32:56.000 I was mad disappointed

01:32:57.040 And then she said

01:32:57.560 Oh my god

01:32:58.200 I don't cry

01:32:58.880 And I was like

01:33:00.100 Let's get out of here

01:33:00.740 That's dope man 1.00

01:33:01.740 And then I got her 1.00

01:33:02.760 A vegan burger

01:33:03.460 Well what were you gonna say

01:33:03.740 Cause I don't wanna

01:33:04.340 because now you're talking about fast food well i was gonna say arby's i was disappointed like

01:33:09.060 in ohio like the the roast beef yeah it was so good and i had one recently because my cpk my 0.99

01:33:14.100 california pizza kitchen didn't show up because fuck postmates because postmates fucks up three 0.99

01:33:17.580 five three out of five orders fuck postmates wow um i love post and so i i angrily drove josey 0.99

01:33:23.680 just like bro piss i sped the arby's i panicked and i had it i was i was equally as i was equally 1.00

01:33:29.160 as pissed because it sucks dude have you ever had whataburger or water burger or the fuck it's 0.99

01:33:32.880 No, no 0.99

01:33:33.320 Careful

01:33:33.940 Careful with what you're about

01:33:35.280 Understand this is a massive part of my life

01:33:37.400 Wait for it

01:33:38.160 Okay

01:33:38.380 It was right

01:33:39.260 It's three, four blocks away from my house

01:33:42.040 In Arizona, right?

01:33:43.380 Yes, one

01:33:44.000 There's only one

01:33:44.840 Yep 1.00

01:33:45.080 Nobody in their fucking 0.99

01:33:46.600 Nobody eats there 0.99

01:33:47.620 No one

01:33:48.840 Not a person

01:33:50.100 Oh, no, no, no, no, no

01:33:52.340 No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

01:33:53.200 What do you have behind your back?

01:33:54.880 Yeah, he's about to do something

01:33:55.700 David has something

01:33:56.260 No, no, no, brother 1.00

01:33:57.720 Did I just see a fucking card? 1.00

01:33:59.420 No 1.00

01:33:59.740 What do you have?

01:34:01.100 It's just a Charizard

01:34:02.300 PSA 9

01:34:03.560 That just got eaten by a dog

01:34:04.840 Let me see

01:34:08.440 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

01:34:13.200 How did they get this card?

01:34:14.240 No, no, no, no, no, no

01:34:15.640 It was the one that just got delivered?

01:34:18.220 No, no, no

01:34:19.220 No, no, no, no, no, no

01:34:24.000 Drop an F in the chat, boys

01:34:25.580 How much is that card worth?

01:34:29.160 How much is that card worth?

01:34:32.300 I don't want to know.

01:34:34.200 How much is that card?

01:34:35.100 Sorry, how much was that card worth?

01:34:38.420 Do you have insurance on it?

01:34:40.260 No, I don't.

01:34:41.240 How much was that card worth, Logan Paul?

01:34:42.760 From Logan Paul Vlogs.

01:34:44.020 Or what used to be Logan Paul Vlogs.

01:34:45.280 Why don't I tell you how much I bought it for?

01:34:46.900 Because it's appreciated since I bought it.

01:34:48.700 Because Pokemon, I gotta tell you what, is a booming industry that I'm getting involved in.

01:34:53.120 You probably should cut that.

01:34:53.900 It's worth more now.

01:34:55.540 Not anymore.

01:34:56.280 But I bought it for $1,200.

01:34:58.960 I'll take the loss.

01:34:59.740 I swear to God.

01:35:00.280 No, it's not a first edition.

01:35:01.960 that's why

01:35:02.380 this is base set

01:35:03.020 it's called the base set

01:35:03.680 Charizard

01:35:04.120 PSA 9 1.00

01:35:05.000 fuck you 1.00

01:35:05.200 you built that up so hard 1.00

01:35:06.320 I lost

01:35:06.980 twelve thousand

01:35:07.760 or twelve hundred bucks

01:35:08.740 did I say twelve hundred

01:35:09.400 or twelve thousand

01:35:09.860 twelve hundred

01:35:10.460 twelve hundred

01:35:10.840 I lost twelve hundred bucks

01:35:11.720 basically right here

01:35:12.580 guess what

01:35:14.100 I had a Red Cheeks Pikachu 0.96

01:35:15.480 that was

01:35:16.520 that's worth twenty thousand dollars

01:35:17.900 that they almost got into 0.99

01:35:19.640 they fucked up 0.99

01:35:20.200 they fucked up my Steelix 1.00

01:35:21.680 Steelix is fucked 1.00

01:35:22.580 the case protected 1.00

01:35:23.580 the Red Cheeks Pikachu

01:35:24.280 what happens 1.00

01:35:25.940 so the USPS lady 1.00

01:35:27.320 cause this has happened 1.00

01:35:28.180 three times now

01:35:28.940 they slide under the door

01:35:30.040 and the dogs are like

01:35:30.680 I'll go ahead and take this package

01:35:31.760 Brother 1.00

01:35:35.600 This is a fucking disaster 1.00

01:35:38.540 Dog I saw this behind your back 1.00

01:35:40.580 My heart dropped

01:35:41.340 I thought you guys were going to haze me again

01:35:44.380 And smack me with something

01:35:45.300 I got so nervous

01:35:46.520 You good? 0.99

01:35:48.320 This sucks 0.96

01:35:49.020 You gotta love Charizard 0.98

01:35:51.940 I feel more bad for Charizard

01:35:53.200 We love Charizard

01:35:54.520 Which one was it?

01:35:56.640 Broly

01:35:58.020 You can tell by his bite

01:35:58.900 so what is it

01:36:01.360 what is this

01:36:01.760 a six now

01:36:03.240 a four

01:36:03.580 no that's a two

01:36:04.880 three

01:36:05.160 I mean it's got

01:36:06.380 can you zoom in

01:36:07.440 on the slobber

01:36:08.200 look at my finger

01:36:09.220 is it shining

01:36:09.980 is it glistening

01:36:11.620 with slob

01:36:12.160 ew it flew off my 0.98

01:36:13.780 no no no

01:36:15.140 did you see that

01:36:15.960 oh

01:36:17.040 it's everywhere

01:36:18.760 your Pokemon card

01:36:20.400 is slobbering

01:36:21.460 everywhere bro

01:36:22.880 oh no

01:36:24.440 that is gross 1.00

01:36:25.920 fuck it 1.00

01:36:26.200 it's an RP 1.00

01:36:26.700 or do we give it away

01:36:28.760 or do we give it away

01:36:29.500 to the audience?

01:36:30.480 It's part of the show now.

01:36:31.020 Okay, okay.

01:36:32.340 Also,

01:36:33.780 where did I put my license plate?

01:36:36.740 Hey.

01:36:38.220 Hey.

01:36:39.600 Is it over there somewhere?

01:36:40.840 You did bring it on.

01:36:41.880 I saw that.

01:36:42.280 I was going to say,

01:36:42.740 I feel really bad

01:36:43.520 because I heard the doorbell

01:36:44.560 and completely ignored it. 1.00

01:36:45.520 You fucking motherfucker. 1.00

01:36:47.420 I completely ignored it. 1.00

01:36:48.680 Hey, I love how he just came in 1.00

01:36:50.080 just to shit on you 1.00

01:36:50.800 a little bit more. 1.00

01:36:51.320 I could have stopped that

01:36:52.240 from happening,

01:36:52.780 but I chose not to.

01:36:55.380 Charizard is no longer minty.

01:36:56.900 Could be worse.

01:36:57.800 Could be.

01:36:58.240 Dog.

01:36:58.500 I thought he had the first edition

01:37:01.280 Brother that's a

01:37:03.320 Now that's a

01:37:05.020 $35,000, $40,000

01:37:07.000 I was going to say he could be

01:37:08.620 Bobby Shmurda

01:37:09.900 Bobby Shmurda's been in jail for six

01:37:13.140 Years

01:37:14.440 And his parole just got denied

01:37:15.820 Because he has 11 infractions while in jail

01:37:19.180 From drug possession to having a shank

01:37:21.200 That's good, Millen

01:37:22.340 Thanks so much

01:37:23.500 Hey, that's what I was saying

01:37:26.280 This is from my car that we gave Joseph

01:37:27.600 I'm going to make this another R piece 0.50

01:37:29.220 But you remember 1.00

01:37:29.980 You call her Hefany

01:37:32.260 I call her 1.00

01:37:33.540 Six fucking years 1.00

01:37:36.220 That was the Shmurda song right 1.00

01:37:38.360 Nah that was Young Ma 0.64

01:37:39.660 I'm sorry 0.98

01:37:40.180 We're going to have to cut that 1.00

01:37:41.900 No no no leave it 1.00

01:37:42.740 Fuck it I make mistakes all the time on this show 1.00

01:37:44.320 People will call me out for it 1.00

01:37:45.380 Oh hot hot hot

01:37:46.940 I can't say the name of the song

01:37:48.820 Yeah

01:37:49.200 You got it right

01:37:50.000 My bad

01:37:50.420 Sorry

01:37:50.820 We've been going for so long 0.91

01:37:53.120 Damn it in New York dude 0.96

01:37:54.020 Yeah my brain's turned to massive 1.00

01:37:55.140 We've been going for so long

01:37:56.460 Connecticut

01:37:57.020 I'll go one more time

01:37:57.960 it's Connecticut

01:37:58.380 we've been going for so long

01:37:59.960 and I have so many other topics

01:38:01.540 to talk about

01:38:02.140 but typically

01:38:02.780 Impulsive doesn't last as long

01:38:03.820 which is great

01:38:04.600 that means

01:38:05.020 you do a phenomenal job

01:38:06.840 at driving conversation

01:38:07.820 we love you

01:38:08.740 we love you

01:38:09.800 George Shanko

01:38:10.620 thank you for your first

01:38:11.940 and another phenomenal episode

01:38:13.500 of Impulsive

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01:38:16.540 in the comments

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01:38:18.300 take it easy

01:38:18.800 bye

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 22, 2020

E219 Meet Our Controversial New Host - IMPAULSIVE EP. 219

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