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00:03:26.880 a lot of things happened over the weekend georgie went to texas sold out a theater a stadium theater

00:03:33.080 for to show your movie right for 67 people a small stadium small small theater dude they

00:03:40.260 like a home they're like you we got the biggest theater we sold out in minutes and i was like

00:03:45.400 amazing this is great and then people are dming me they're like i've been driving nine hours to

00:03:49.760 see you i flew to texas oh no i uh there's no more tickets and i was so proud of it until i got there

00:03:57.100 and i was like what happened why is there 60 people here i had a more bigger meetup and vine

00:04:01.940 hold on isn't there like a story about travis scott with his 10 person audience and then like

00:04:06.760 this is your travis scott moment yeah no no no no it's not because i couldn't sell the tickets

00:04:11.100 it's because they didn't tell me because of covid they would block out so their sold out was good

00:04:17.160 for them but my mind of selling out it was just like oh we did great so no more promoting this

00:04:22.520 but admit that was actually kind of cool in a way it was the best meetup experience i've ever had

00:04:26.120 intimate exactly bro i was humbled by the way everybody who was there was talking about the

00:04:32.600 impulsive and how much of an impact it had on them and it was crazy to see that and i i always

00:04:38.340 thought that the level of logging and what it could do is like okay this is it nobody could

00:04:42.620 get more intimate than this and then podcast came around and then just totally flipped my switch

00:04:46.380 But when you get to know a person, when you listen to them talk for hours on end every week, that'll affect people.

00:04:52.560 Believe it or not, say some things that really helps people or alters people's mindset to help them achieve a goal or do whatever they want to do in life.

00:05:00.120 But did you have some conversation?

00:05:01.580 I gave every single person there three minutes. 0.68

00:05:03.720 Can someone calm down that wiener dog?

00:05:05.620 And Justin. 1.00

00:05:07.580 My girlfriend leaves your dog here.

00:05:08.940 I love little wiener. 0.65

00:05:09.520 I just asked you that. 0.81

00:05:10.400 I go, what did she do before dating you?

00:05:11.980 Did she just kind of let him wander off in the neighborhood and then come back?

00:05:14.320 So check it out. 0.99

00:05:14.940 It's actually a girl wiener dog.

00:05:16.380 that's a girl wiener dog named ronald yeah ronald not gonna happen it's gonna be a boy for the rest

00:05:21.640 of my life no no you can do whatever you want ronald she does she can identify as a toaster

00:05:26.160 toaster wiener uh schnitzel uh anyways i just feel like that one's gonna get clipped no it's not

00:05:32.700 it's not no we've talked about toaster oven identification before on the show it's fine

00:05:36.360 it's actually literally identifies whatever you want and i'm more than glad to acknowledge that

00:05:40.800 uh so what happened did you have a conversation that affected you it was okay let me give you

00:05:44.980 one example uh one of the guys in the seats sitting from here to where danny is uh i gave a

00:05:51.180 thousand dollars cash prize which by the way the the return on this was amazing there were 60 people

00:05:55.040 one of them was looking i was like the odds of having a besides like a thousand people yeah

00:05:59.260 great high yeah high odds i see this guy sitting and i go g1 his arm shoots out yeah excited for

00:06:09.400 of thousand dollars but his eyes are watering and i'm like he's allergic to money allergic

00:06:14.220 can't can't even be around it if he sees a dime he dies um what a shitty situation yeah it's

00:06:20.780 good it's two cents um so i'm sitting there and i'm giving everybody three minutes and then

00:06:26.660 finally that one guy was like he's like i'm just gonna wait till the last one so then we could

00:06:29.640 like talk about the the money thing and i was like perfect great this guy has common sense he

00:06:33.200 knows that i'm gonna have to talk to him a little bit longer than everybody else i'm already in

00:06:35.800 love with a guy i meet everybody and they're telling me their stories uh two two things hit 0.63

00:06:40.540 me was covid is mind you don't clip me and make it seem like i'm an asshole but just because i've

00:06:47.540 been working and focused and this has been a good year for me um from a from not their point of view

00:06:55.420 covid has affected a lot of people's lives and i knew this but i've never talked to anybody where

00:06:59.740 they're like man i lost my job like this isn't that and so this guy comes up to me he's wearing

00:07:04.600 the Bubba shirt

00:07:05.960 and I was like

00:07:06.360 oh man did you get the new fit

00:07:07.520 he goes bro

00:07:08.060 it's on the top

00:07:08.980 of my priority list

00:07:09.940 I promise

00:07:10.380 I just lost my job

00:07:11.500 and I can't afford anything

00:07:12.860 but this movie ticket

00:07:13.760 to see you

00:07:14.300 and I was like bro

00:07:15.580 just give me your address

00:07:16.460 I'm gonna send you

00:07:17.300 everything we make

00:07:18.520 off the movie

00:07:19.840 all the profit

00:07:21.260 from the movie

00:07:21.860 every single dollar

00:07:23.700 that this movie made

00:07:24.780 is going to be shipped to you

00:07:26.300 and unfortunately

00:07:26.320 since he's allergic to money

00:07:27.520 I have to ship it right back

00:07:28.680 the profit was great

00:07:30.540 so then finally

00:07:32.160 that hit me

00:07:32.780 with some like

00:07:33.560 some like

00:07:34.240 feeling i was like man like damn like i really got to be more in tuned and uh so finally i get

00:07:39.440 to the guy and he's like yo could you take a walk with me and i was like absolutely so we go outside

00:07:43.440 and the only reason i took a walk with him because my bodyguard's right there and i'm like if he

00:07:46.180 kidnaps me my bodyguard will do something so we're walking and he points out to his car and in his

00:07:50.260 car i see like a pillow and blanket and he goes this thousand dollars he goes i always see you

00:07:55.540 talking about jesus and i know jesus loves me and you always make this a thing he goes so when i saw

00:08:00.260 that you're coming to texas i took this drive because i felt like jesus wanted me to be here

00:08:05.040 and i was like out of the the whopping number of 67 people that showed up i go the fact that he

00:08:12.320 won the money he looked at me goes bro i could eat this month and i just sat there i was like my god

00:08:17.180 like i came in and justin could vouch for me because he was right here when i saw the theater

00:08:21.300 i was very angry i was very angry because i had so many people dm me that they couldn't get tickets

00:08:26.420 and I was like

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00:08:29.540 I would have made runs

00:08:30.640 through every single theater

00:08:31.700 we could have made this safe

00:08:32.740 we could have planned this better

00:08:33.660 but my god

00:08:35.100 the experience of talking

00:08:36.840 to them for three minutes

00:08:37.580 getting them out of

00:08:38.680 their uncomfortable zone

00:08:39.760 you know

00:08:40.020 and then finally talking to me

00:08:41.040 like a human being

00:08:41.620 instead of being like

00:08:42.560 weirded out

00:08:43.180 dude unbelievable

00:08:44.760 this will help with that

00:08:46.100 the podcast really

00:08:47.640 breaks down walls

00:08:48.460 so when people approach you

00:08:49.520 you're not like

00:08:50.260 George Janko the celebrity

00:08:51.480 it's like yo what's up

00:08:52.220 that's your homie

00:08:52.860 that's my homie

00:08:53.840 that's my boy

00:08:55.320 good yeah so good especially the people who really really appreciate you the people who are willing

00:08:59.940 to drive and i'm presuming the pillow and blanket were there because he was sleeping in his car

00:09:03.560 yeah okay uh guy drove eight hours one guy flew in uh some guy drove six or seven hours with a

00:09:11.580 huge teddy bear completely made as my brand like oh that's the t-shirt the beanie wow everything

00:09:18.940 and i was just like i would have never seen this if there was a ton of people like all that stuff

00:09:23.640 so just sitting there

00:09:24.460 and talking to everybody

00:09:25.120 was just

00:09:25.600 those intimate settings

00:09:26.960 can sometimes be

00:09:27.720 so much better

00:09:28.660 honestly

00:09:29.300 bro you should consider

00:09:30.480 maybe getting

00:09:31.780 a subscription service

00:09:33.020 bro

00:09:33.200 like I do the Maverick Club

00:09:35.180 and I just did a live stream

00:09:36.720 over the weekend

00:09:37.520 and it was so cool

00:09:38.700 so fun

00:09:39.240 there's 170 people there

00:09:40.880 and I can just spill 1.00

00:09:41.580 the fucking beans 1.00

00:09:42.300 on whatever 1.00

00:09:42.700 I said a little too much

00:09:43.640 I said a little too much

00:09:44.960 but I was there

00:09:45.400 wasn't I there

00:09:46.700 for the first gathering

00:09:47.640 was at the

00:09:48.120 was at the ranch

00:09:49.080 yeah yeah yeah

00:09:50.260 with the three kids

00:09:51.440 I remember

00:09:51.900 when they brought it up to me

00:09:53.420 they're like

00:09:53.600 oh fans are gonna be there and i almost pulled back and i was like because i can't be myself 0.97

00:09:58.160 just in case they try to do something blah blah and then i was like you know what fuck i'm being 0.55

00:10:01.480 like weird let me just experience this i forgot that they were fans we were hanging out with them 0.98

00:10:06.800 like they were friends they're crazier than i am within five minutes of being there they're like

00:10:10.380 hey can we get the keys to the razor i said do you know how to drive the razor they're like yeah

00:10:14.320 i have like i have like five i was like bet they jumped me they jumped me in the razor i'm still

00:10:18.320 alive it was all safe and healthy it's cool because the more we're in this industry the more

00:10:22.920 like you you always be like yeah we're normal human beings blah blah but then the way we thought

00:10:27.600 of fans is like not normal but then when we meet them they're normal it's kind of like the vice

00:10:30.700 versa the mayor trick just to speak on that because like we are i like to consider myself 0.53

00:10:36.100 a semi-normal average human i'm also fucking not i just want to clarify no no no i you can't no i 0.85

00:10:42.820 could you can't no but do you know your purchases that you've been making i.e not normal do you 0.97

00:10:48.380 Could we spin on that for a bit?

00:10:51.920 Yeah, sure.

00:10:52.900 All right.

00:10:53.160 First of all, let's start with the crystal meth you got over here on the counter.

00:10:56.040 So that's why I was kind of piggybacking.

00:10:58.320 So in this live stream, I brought on the guy, Brian Major, who I went crystal hunting with

00:11:04.820 at the beginning of the year.

00:11:06.080 You guys remember that vlog?

00:11:08.260 You guys remember that vlog?

00:11:09.040 I pulled a $100,000 crystal from the earth. 1.00

00:11:12.100 Shit like this just works for your life, bro. 1.00

00:11:14.740 That's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:11:15.940 It's crazy.

00:11:16.920 It's crazy.

00:11:17.400 But I pulled this crystal from the earth and, yo, I'm not like the dude that worships crystals and wears like chakras around my necklaces.

00:11:24.460 Oh, bro, you draw the line, right?

00:11:25.780 That's Satan.

00:11:27.940 No.

00:11:29.500 But pulling this crystal from the earth that has been forming for hundreds of millions of years was like one of the coolest experiences of my life.

00:11:38.720 I pulled this thing.

00:11:39.580 This is the only thing you ever pulled out on.

00:11:41.540 I never pulled out.

00:11:42.360 You're right.

00:11:43.700 Ever.

00:11:45.560 I just, it affected me.

00:11:47.400 I'll never forget that moment

00:11:49.380 and the sound that it made

00:11:51.280 and the feeling that I got

00:11:52.360 and I had to have it.

00:11:53.880 So after nine months,

00:11:55.040 COVID has stalled this transaction.

00:11:57.080 Nine, ten months.

00:11:57.620 What is it?

00:11:57.960 September?

00:11:58.700 September?

00:11:59.140 11?

00:11:59.680 Nine, nine, nine, nine.

00:12:00.900 Almost off.

00:12:01.880 I'm not good at math.

00:12:03.460 I am, but that's beside the point.

00:12:06.300 Finally, Brian delivered the crystal to my house.

00:12:08.460 I showed it on this live.

00:12:09.600 Can I hold it?

00:12:10.120 I pulled two.

00:12:11.440 Here's one of them.

00:12:12.700 Wow.

00:12:13.080 Here's one of them.

00:12:13.840 Dude, I pulled this from the earth.

00:12:15.140 i did not go to a crystal shop in santa monica and buy this i pulled this from the earth here's

00:12:19.780 one and then the big boy the the big heavy way too what do you feel this whoa bro look at this

00:12:27.900 look at this wow beauty work of art the amount of points on this thing and the way that it's like

00:12:34.720 perfectly shaped and and and stuck in the earth and the fact that i pulled this out i don't know

00:12:39.520 if you're getting like the the glimmer on this crystal but it's amethyst deep dark purple uh a

00:12:45.260 ton of points on this and not to mention uh i pulled this from the uh purple heart mine

00:12:50.500 and it looks like a purple heart so cool and i finally have it and so i'm gonna rub this every

00:12:56.880 day for what means more to you that or your uh youtube plaques that for sure honestly honestly

00:13:02.420 for sure everyone has youtube plaques no one has this no one has this anything that like i love

00:13:06.900 being unique i love being a maverick like literally everything i stand for is about

00:13:10.600 making yourself stand out and connecting with things that resonate with you and you only like 0.99

00:13:15.860 fuck everyone else fuck what everyone wants you to be or or thinks they want to do with their lives 0.99

00:13:21.160 and that's not you bro i like to internalize and and just run with the things that make you happy 1.00

00:13:27.760 and this this makes me happy so i i bought what what is the end goals with these crystals are

00:13:31.820 you gonna go more this is it no this is the end goal oh oh i'll go crystal hunting again i i would 0.64

00:13:35.880 recommend it honestly to anyone like just or just like fucking sharp bro i could cut myself 0.65

00:13:40.060 yeah yeah don't don't but yeah bought this crystal what do you think mike it's beautiful it's a great 0.87

00:13:46.140 piece of crystal you think it's worth okay i would say it's probably worth closer to 100 bucks than

00:13:50.940 100k yeah absolutely all right i watched you pull this out of the earth with your bare hands

00:13:55.260 um i give it a psa nine dude yeah i call it a nine dude this is a nine it's a beautiful piece

00:14:02.160 a rock bro yeah absolutely obsessed with it don't just like i i i succeed at a lot of things because

00:14:08.440 i try a lot of things like i wouldn't if i wouldn't have uh flown to north carolina that day

00:14:13.780 i never would have pulled this crystal i took the leap and it paid off speaking of uh expensive

00:14:18.420 paperweights those pokemon cards oh boy those uh those bro like at what point i think we're at the

00:14:25.680 point i think we're here i think like no no see we're not because i was there at the beginning

00:14:29.960 Did you tell everybody about this auction that you did?

00:14:32.440 Not yet.

00:14:33.080 Okay, so.

00:14:33.720 No, no, no.

00:14:34.580 So he's my man.

00:14:35.220 Don't say too much.

00:14:35.860 I walk into the room, and him, and I thought it was his friends, but obviously not, because

00:14:40.540 if you're a friend and you watch your friend do this, you do two things. 0.79

00:14:43.320 One, you unfollow them on Facebook, or two, smack them in the back of the head and be 1.00

00:14:47.760 like, you're an idiot. 1.00

00:14:48.480 Don't do this. 1.00

00:14:49.360 But nobody does that.

00:14:50.520 They're just cheering him on.

00:14:52.260 What you described is called Yes Men.

00:14:54.140 Yes.

00:14:54.600 But I don't think you know the intricacies of the Pokemon world.

00:14:59.560 At face value, I totally understand how any investment in Pokemon is an absolute joke, right?

00:15:04.100 You're investing in pieces of cardboard.

00:15:06.640 Sort of.

00:15:07.180 Not even cardboard.

00:15:08.240 Sort of.

00:15:08.760 If you put them together, they're cardboard, but you're buying their stuff.

00:15:12.020 It's paper cards. 0.97

00:15:12.620 Do you know that Pokemon cards are appreciating like absolute fucking crazy? 0.73

00:15:19.140 Do you know historically they've never dropped in prices over the years? 0.95

00:15:22.820 Will they?

00:15:23.560 Will they?

00:15:24.200 Who knows?

00:15:24.680 There's definitely a chance.

00:15:25.760 It's a risk I'm willing to take.

00:15:27.000 i have never been this excited passionate or obsessed with anything in so long you saw that

00:15:33.700 we have a lot of pokemon videos coming out you saw my face when i bought that charizard bro it

00:15:38.340 was one of the most just mind-blowing moments just watching him sit there in front of

00:15:43.660 okay gary the final boss dragon master dragon master from pokemon and he you know like there's

00:15:51.540 this moment and logan's offering him i don't want to get to the video's not out yet right that video

00:15:55.940 coming out in three weeks.

00:15:56.760 We have a timeline

00:15:57.600 for these videos.

00:15:58.720 Jeff,

00:15:59.060 I don't even want to.

00:16:00.220 This is Pokemon, guys. 0.99

00:16:01.520 No one gives a fuck. 0.99

00:16:03.120 I have to disagree with you. 0.98

00:16:04.760 It is the highest grossing

00:16:05.780 media franchise ever.

00:16:07.360 $90 billion

00:16:08.160 above Marvel Cinematic Universe,

00:16:10.800 Winnie the Pooh,

00:16:11.580 Harry Potter,

00:16:12.360 Mickey Mouse,

00:16:13.180 Mario,

00:16:14.280 any media franchise,

00:16:16.080 name it.

00:16:16.720 Pokemon is the highest,

00:16:18.200 most popular in the world.

00:16:19.500 Did you cross the line?

00:16:20.760 If you cross this line,

00:16:21.800 we need to take you

00:16:22.500 to get help. 0.99

00:16:23.380 While you're making love

00:16:24.380 to your beautiful girlfriend,

00:16:25.280 have you thought about 0.97

00:16:25.820 these pokemon cards don't lie don't fucking lie we're sending you to help jeff you get the number 0.99

00:16:33.080 on i'm excited about it i'm excited don't give me the red lights daddy dude don't give me the 0.97

00:16:37.160 red lights we're definitely not giving you the blue lights turn that out this is a red alert 0.95

00:16:40.360 what the fuck bro i'm obsessed i really am think about this i've been passionate about pokemon 0.95

00:16:45.900 my whole life i'm the kid who played when i was a kid you have a tattoo of swartle before i even 0.99

00:16:53.240 knew there was a trading card game then when i was uh in in middle school i re-bought the game

00:16:58.380 boy color just to play the original red and blue versions and then i did the same thing in high 0.76

00:17:02.320 school and i tried to do the same thing as an adult i realized i got bored real fucking quick

00:17:06.380 but the trading card game excited me we have a pokemon video coming out later this week oh my 0.95

00:17:11.680 god that at the game where you chased around the fucking map was that pokemon dude oh my god i 0.86

00:17:16.980 remember that oh my do you remember you stood in front of arc light for like 15 minutes with a 0.98

00:17:22.120 group of people trying to catch a pokemon are you talking about pokemon go like you don't know what

00:17:25.580 pokemon go is yeah you're right i i know what pokemon go is i remember you made a video where

00:17:30.740 you like pretended like something and then people freaked the fuck out i yelled i yelled dragonite 0.82

00:17:35.020 in central park i was like there's a dragonite everyone fucked bro he was dying of laughter 0.98

00:17:39.860 dying it was hilarious bro so that's what i'm saying i've been this has been a through line 0.81

00:17:44.440 of my life and then again this will be described in the video coming out later this week and i'm

00:17:48.480 kind of spoiling some things but the video is honestly gonna be fantastic the podcast is for

00:17:52.280 gary v hit me up he's like yo are you are you seeing the sports card thing i was like i don't

00:17:56.820 know anything about sports cards bro i know about pokemon cards he's like ironically pokemon's at 0.93

00:18:01.360 the top get educated i was like fuck it next thing you know fast forward two months later 0.77

00:18:06.540 i've invested a lot of money into pokemon and one of my biggest purchases is sitting to my right 0.98

00:18:13.520 and uh this is the break this will be the sneak peek and i've had every pokemon collector in the

00:18:18.240 world ask me about uh this thing it's a little too close to these candles i'm just gonna i'm

00:18:25.720 just what you thought your dog ate no no no i thought my dog ate a uh a psa 9 charizard which

00:18:31.120 was a 25 000 dollar card it's up there now rest in peace uh it's it's it's gone for good but

00:18:36.900 this is what i bought um on heritage auctions for all the pokemon collectors who have been

00:18:43.180 wondering and even if you're not interested in pokemon this should excite you in some way if it

00:18:47.560 doesn't that's also fine this is a first edition base set booster box that i bought for 200

00:18:58.460 thousand dollars actually 217 thousand dollars including tax can i might this is the thing you

00:19:04.680 auction right can i can i describe he's making it seem really cool but let me show you what really 0.99

00:19:09.640 actually happened this fucking idiot bet when he didn't even need to auction yet he said a huge 0.99

00:19:14.780 number and then the guy was like 1.00

00:19:16.620 going once and he's like 0.99

00:19:18.040 nobody in the fucking room was auctioning 0.98

00:19:20.420 not one not one person was like 1.00

00:19:22.260 let me see if I want to spend a fucking Ferrari 0.99

00:19:24.460 on cars because I scared him away 0.99

00:19:26.620 in the pre auction

00:19:27.420 you over bet you could have spent

00:19:30.540 like 50 grand less no I placed

00:19:32.480 $145,000 bet

00:19:34.120 someone placed $155,000

00:19:36.260 but it wasn't me so I went up to

00:19:38.140 $165,000 and heritage auctions

00:19:40.400 they have a buyer's premium I really

00:19:42.400 only bought this for $165,000

00:19:43.760 but then you got to pay their buyers premium brought up to 200 taxes brought up to 217

00:19:48.100 here's why this is significant this is one of the rarest no this is probably the rarest box

00:19:54.980 of pokemon cards in the entire world ever there's only a i don't even know if there's a handful left

00:20:01.220 no one has these boxes it's 2020 dude in 10 to 20 years you have any idea how much this is going to

00:20:07.620 be worth well that's the big question when he and when he talks about the value of the cards the

00:20:13.560 question you just asked is the main query because like other sports cards like with other and and

00:20:19.720 like other collectibles in the world the market is dictated by the people who have it so like

00:20:24.520 this will only be worth what the market is willing to pay at any given time right and so like in one

00:20:31.340 year this could be worth we saw it we've seen it with sports cards we've seen it with so many

00:20:35.960 collectibles over time this could either be worth three hundred thousand dollars or thirty thousand

00:20:40.420 So similarly to stocks

00:20:43.440 Which you just bought some more of as well

00:20:45.560 And that was smart because you bought the right stocks

00:20:47.360 You can go one of two ways

00:20:49.100 Totally agree, my argument would be this

00:20:51.720 Baseball players

00:20:53.380 Athletes, sports anything 1.00

00:20:55.560 You can fuck 0.99

00:20:57.240 A career up in a second, right? 0.98

00:20:59.560 I don't know, Mickey Mantle

00:21:01.360 I don't know if he's got a good

00:21:02.980 Rep in the sports league, I know his cards are worth some money

00:21:05.320 What's the dude's name? Let's just say Joe Schmo

00:21:07.480 He's a professional baseball player, the Joe Schmo 0.99

00:21:09.560 rookie card is going for this much money next year joe schmo does some fucked up shit it gets 0.99

00:21:14.520 called out for doing this uh use steroids whatever it is he his his legacy is tarnished it's tainted 1.00

00:21:20.960 right his his car goes down in value charizard never fuck you're telling me charizard's above 0.97

00:21:25.920 being me too i i totally i'm telling you don't don't agree with you charizard will never ever 0.99

00:21:30.180 fuck up that's what they said about chrystalia it's the same fucking thing dude it's the same 0.97

00:21:34.860 thing you're telling me that charizard ain't gonna go back out to hide when the clubs reopen 1.00

00:21:39.820 have a few fucking drinks too many and do something i don't believe you i've seen you bro 0.89

00:21:45.100 no he's not he evolved into this you have to remember there are ones before him charmander 0.99

00:21:50.100 and charmeleon that's what i was gonna say except i didn't know that yeah but no this is this is art

00:21:56.460 this is fine modern art it's fine art like collectors who played pokemon when they were

00:22:02.100 younger are now making money they're in their mid-20s and they're gonna eventually be in their

00:22:07.000 mid-30s and mid-40s and mid-50s and this nostalgia means so much to so many people this hits home i

00:22:12.660 seriously haven't been this excited about anything in so long and why this is special because in this 0.97

00:22:16.900 box specifically boys i'm making a fucking spectacle out of this i am making a fucking 0.95

00:22:24.340 event a spectacle october 9th 6 p.m on my youtube channel logan paul vlogs i'm gonna be opening 0.97

00:22:31.980 this extremely rare most valuable box of pokemon cards in the world on a live stream we're going

00:22:38.920 to be raising money for charity with a partner in the poke space that will has yet to be determined

00:22:44.100 and i'm going to be selling each individual pack inside so my 200 000 purchase is essentially going

00:22:51.480 to make me money because i'm selling the packs for those who want to buy them i'm at the point

00:22:55.240 where if you want to buy the packs that's awesome i'll open it on behalf of you we'll get you your

00:22:59.100 cards but also if i get to open some myself and and i pull the charizard and i get to keep a

00:23:04.520 charizard that's a 200 000 card brother so if it comes back as a psa 10 uh i don't know yet we

00:23:10.720 have to finalize that number and also the transaction but yeah there's 36 of these

00:23:14.500 packs i don't think this one i think this is a base set pack but this 36 36 first edition packs

00:23:19.520 inside this box so you sell them for a set price you you make back the money you spent on the box

00:23:24.680 and again bro if you pull a charizard this is only a psa 9 but even this card is like a 40

00:23:29.340 thousand dollar card right now if you pull a charizard or any of the 16 hollows you hit the

00:23:33.980 jackpot it's just a fun spectacle investment and and and pulling those cards and looking for that

00:23:40.420 shiny starter pokemon is like some of the most exciting shit in the world i'm actually doing a 0.86

00:23:44.760 a box opening this weekend with a a pokey tuber they're called but bro i could geek out on this 0.98

00:23:50.420 shit for so long uh and i don't think i've ever i don't think i've ever felt like i hated you 0.98

00:23:55.420 before but yeah i hate you i hate you i hate me too let me i do want to say this too you called 0.99

00:24:01.660 this purchase of these i don't want to fucking do this this feels like gambling to me it feels 0.98

00:24:08.200 slightly like gambling it's fun don't get me wrong but if we're gonna talk about gambling 0.97

00:24:13.280 we might as well talk about my bookie guys my bookie you know my bookie they got a casino

00:24:17.940 know and it's not just sports over there they got great sports but there's so much more we love this

00:24:23.540 segment we just got back from vegas we have bought the place in blackjack on my bookie they have live

00:24:30.020 dealers which usually makes things a little bit more exciting i can contest it does somehow the

00:24:35.680 screen is just and it's loading slowly but surely artificial intelligence management oh my god we

00:24:41.680 back boys yeah we see we're we're obsessed with this we played a lot of blackjack uh how much

00:24:46.140 one did you lose this weekend?

00:24:48.100 3K.

00:24:49.120 4K.

00:24:50.000 I lost 2K.

00:24:50.840 It might be 5K.

00:24:52.120 And you know why?

00:24:53.140 Probably because we weren't on my bookie.

00:24:55.580 I think we have a pretty good win streak on this show.

00:24:58.800 I cannot see what's happening here, but hey, screw it, right?

00:25:01.760 I can't see.

00:25:03.280 Okay.

00:25:04.200 Yeah, let's see what's happening.

00:25:05.320 All right.

00:25:05.600 All right.

00:25:06.000 Not bad.

00:25:06.360 You got 19, Mike.

00:25:07.160 Oh, it's not like she has an ace.

00:25:08.860 Don't insure. 1.00

00:25:09.900 No, I don't want insurance with your crap. 1.00

00:25:11.360 Yeah, we don't have to fuck with that. 1.00

00:25:14.000 Let's go. 1.00

00:25:14.780 We stay alive.

00:25:15.380 have blackjack we're all right staying alive staying alive no we'll get copyright we'll get

00:25:20.000 copyright so we've been playing a lot of blackjack we won we won and they've usually got this crazy

00:25:26.920 free entry tournament going on guys we can't take your winning no jeffrey is this yours podcast and

00:25:32.780 it's also like an eight minute segment we have to we must keep gambling say take it double it put it

00:25:39.280 put more they got some nice casino bonuses you can use when you sign up to get some extra money

00:25:43.560 to play with

00:25:44.100 we've actually got

00:25:44.840 our own promo code

00:25:45.840 you won't believe it

00:25:46.800 it's Logan

00:25:47.300 wow we drew a 12

00:25:48.440 and they drew an 8

00:25:49.520 I don't love it

00:25:50.340 come on 8-9 baby

00:25:51.280 8-9 baby

00:25:52.360 yes

00:25:52.620 oh we're staying alive though

00:25:54.220 we'll stand at 17 here

00:25:55.840 12

00:25:56.680 16

00:25:57.380 you love to see it

00:25:58.340 dealer busted

00:25:59.040 let's go

00:26:00.160 we gotta stop going to Vegas

00:26:01.620 and just

00:26:01.940 start playing my bookie

00:26:03.500 go all in

00:26:04.580 or double down

00:26:05.300 I'm gonna use this money

00:26:06.740 to buy a base set

00:26:08.040 a base set booster

00:26:09.100 yes

00:26:09.480 I'm dead serious dude

00:26:11.180 you guys can sign up

00:26:12.580 mybookie.ag

00:26:14.240 let them know we sent you again the promo code

00:26:16.500 is Logan you'll get a sweet bonus you can play on your phone

00:26:18.740 your laptop computer whatever you prefer

00:26:20.780 we got 50 on this hand

00:26:22.240 16 split them Mike

00:26:23.640 that a boy

00:26:26.240 that a boy yeah 18 and 18

00:26:28.680 really good come on

00:26:30.160 come on baby let's go 1.00

00:26:32.460 oh shit sorry to blue ball y'all 1.00

00:26:34.720 no no no 1.00

00:26:37.240 oh you hate

00:26:38.820 to see it but that's the life sometimes

00:26:40.680 you win sometimes you lose and with my bookie you'll do one of those to do one of those too

00:26:45.500 i mean who knows bro sometimes you need to zone out for a bit get away from everything it's it's

00:26:49.260 the perfect way to have some fun to skate for a bit while actually not moving i like i like things 0.98

00:26:53.520 that i cannot move and have fun oh shit this ain't great this ain't great you hate to do we 0.94

00:27:01.380 have money left or have we blown it i'll bet everything on this next hand you guys accounts 0.98

00:27:07.460 of balance is not sufficient to place this bet.

00:27:10.080 Hey, sponsor, do you think you can put more money

00:27:11.800 into our accounts instead of paying us next time?

00:27:13.780 46 is a lucky number, dude.

00:27:15.520 Been here before.

00:27:16.460 Oh!

00:27:17.420 We got 20.

00:27:18.420 Oh, no, the dealer has an ace.

00:27:19.800 What did I always tell you?

00:27:21.620 The way I always get knocked out on my last hand

00:27:23.900 is on a dealer blackjack.

00:27:25.140 It is guaranteed.

00:27:26.720 No, Michael.

00:27:27.320 100%.

00:27:28.180 Let's go!

00:27:31.140 Yes.

00:27:31.760 They're not going to win.

00:27:32.420 There's no way.

00:27:33.640 As you guys can see, the push at 20.

00:27:36.380 All right, looks like a re-bet.

00:27:37.460 deal the interface is simple it's easy to read and even new players will be able to understand

00:27:41.880 what's going on we got a 15 i don't love this dealer's got a queen showing small you hit

00:27:47.820 psychopath mike we're out of money but maybe your luck will be better than ours was maybe

00:27:54.060 it definitely probably it probably probably we probably can't say that probably will but it

00:27:58.560 could be right you know i mean legality but uh yeah guys my bookie.ag again use the promo code

00:28:04.580 logan for a sweet deal back to the program but it's fun you know what i'm saying so like we'll

00:28:09.640 make an event we'll raise a ton of money for charity and uh just have a ton of ton of fun

00:28:14.380 opening these cards and and uh mixing nostalgia plus business like i said in my instagram post

00:28:18.720 it's it's the new art and i'm it's kind of ironic how this uh this cartoon is all about catching

00:28:24.120 them all and then in real life people are actually trying to catch these certain pokemons there are

00:28:28.280 i told danny this i have a theory because she asked me she's like do you think like the slogan

00:28:33.280 like gotta catch them all motivated people to feel like they need to catch them all and buy

00:28:38.320 everything and get immersed in this world and i said danny i have a theory there are there are

00:28:45.120 few things in life honestly really that are perfection chick-fil-a masterpieces that's one

00:28:52.900 of them sure sure you get it you get a chick-fil-a sandwich that's a masterpiece and it hits the

00:28:56.960 gullet just the right way you're in heaven uh examples the mona lisa right perfection the

00:29:03.880 parthenon when it was first built the perfect ratio to catch your eye works of human art i

00:29:10.240 think pokemon falls in that category from the art to the conception the names the marketing

00:29:17.000 the slogan gotta catch them all everything about pokemon formed this perfection media franchise

00:29:24.560 that statistically is the greatest

00:29:27.860 and highest grossing in the world.

00:29:29.920 I'm more of a Hello Kitty kind of guy.

00:29:32.280 That too.

00:29:32.800 I gotta say, man,

00:29:33.860 Hello Kitty's up there, dude.

00:29:35.340 I don't even know about this whole situation.

00:29:36.840 Look at this art right now.

00:29:38.380 Tell me you don't think this is cool.

00:29:40.240 I think it's cool,

00:29:41.360 but you know, like stars...

00:29:42.220 I'm done.

00:29:43.160 That's it.

00:29:43.600 If you played the games now,

00:29:44.840 you're in.

00:29:45.860 You're involved.

00:29:46.940 You weren't a gamer, George.

00:29:47.840 You didn't grow up playing Game Boy Color, right?

00:29:49.260 I did, bro.

00:29:50.180 And by the way, 1.00

00:29:51.460 so did so many fucking people. 0.99

00:29:53.640 We've been talking about this for so long. 0.99

00:29:54.900 I'm just like, I'm really excited and passionate about this.

00:29:56.540 You're pumped up about it.

00:29:57.060 Don't move this box too fast, Michael.

00:30:00.240 Yeah, man.

00:30:01.200 Because we've got to keep these cards and pristine.

00:30:02.420 People watching this show, they like to hear about the stuff that we're interested in.

00:30:05.980 You're very interested in this.

00:30:07.240 I think the people watching the show can appreciate that.

00:30:09.420 Also, I've been secret for so long about it because I knew as soon as I say something

00:30:13.980 like this and my Pokemon video comes out on Wednesday, something tells me the market's

00:30:18.280 going to take a little spike.

00:30:19.400 You just came out.

00:30:19.860 We'll watch it just dip.

00:30:20.920 They're like, oh, Logan likes this.

00:30:21.960 did you ever think about that

00:30:24.680 Logan Paul comes out of Pokey Closet

00:30:26.860 what did you say

00:30:28.520 you think it'll go down 0.99

00:30:30.020 I don't fucking know 0.99

00:30:32.360 do you know how mad Dan Fleischman would be 0.99

00:30:36.740 at you if you sunk the Pokey Market

00:30:38.940 he's getting into it

00:30:40.120 bro I'm in a group chat with Dan Fleischman

00:30:41.740 Gary Vaynerchuk and a bunch of Travis

00:30:43.080 we're nerds we geek out 0.99

00:30:46.860 about this shit bro it's a fun investment 0.99

00:30:48.360 it's a strategic long term investment 0.99

00:30:49.840 I have a little collection that I'm doing and I have a hustle where I'm going to try

00:30:52.960 to make some money.

00:30:54.360 There's nothing wrong with it. 0.97

00:30:55.740 And I think getting more people and spreading awareness for this booming fucking industry 0.96

00:30:59.620 is exciting to me. 0.93

00:31:00.700 You know what I wrote down when Charlie Rocket was here in his quantum book?

00:31:04.400 Tell me.

00:31:05.960 Be a maker of markets.

00:31:07.780 A market maker.

00:31:10.860 Maker of markets.

00:31:12.280 A maker of markets.

00:31:13.500 I want to do what Dave Portnoy does.

00:31:15.440 I want to be able to go, I believe in that.

00:31:17.500 Stock, Sky Rockets.

00:31:18.640 elon musk tweets ethereum ethereum x is invalid triples in value quadruples in value the next

00:31:24.900 day whatever it is like i want to be able to do that i want to have my finger on the pulse

00:31:28.660 of what is cool before it's cool and if you don't think it's cool doing that if you don't think

00:31:34.200 it's cool now wait till you see this video that i have coming out brother you were there in the

00:31:38.580 auction nah was that exciting i gotta be i gotta be quite fair as much as this pains me to admit

00:31:44.200 this uh there's so many times that you do something and i'm like nah and then later on i'm like all

00:31:49.440 right maybe it's a thing and then i go nah that's stupid and then now i just don't even argue but

00:31:53.860 then the pokemon thing there's two things i hate dad jokes and then this whole obsession with this 0.86

00:31:58.300 pokemon thing and you've just been ripping them in my face both at the same time should i open 0.99

00:32:02.280 this pack right now you won't what are the odds one out of ten one two three seven fuck yes all 0.99

00:32:09.100 Is that one of those? 0.98

00:32:10.940 No, this is a base set pack.

00:32:13.480 If you pull a PSA 10 Charizard,

00:32:15.860 which, by the way,

00:32:18.080 Josie's pulled two of them from these packs.

00:32:21.300 She's opened three of these packs.

00:32:22.960 She's pulled two of them.

00:32:23.980 I think I'm pretty lucky I should open it.

00:32:25.780 This is a...

00:32:26.420 No, because there's a strategy.

00:32:27.540 So for everyone who's going to buy

00:32:28.840 one of the expensive packs in this box...

00:32:31.220 Oh, you can't open it in a certain way.

00:32:32.220 Yeah, bro, because...

00:32:33.180 So you can't slam it on the ground and step on it?

00:32:34.960 Brother, brother, brother.

00:32:35.640 The difference between a 9 and a 10

00:32:37.760 is not only $150,000,

00:32:40.140 it's a little white nick in the card.

00:32:42.780 You wouldn't believe

00:32:43.720 the little blemish these cards have

00:32:45.980 changes it all.

00:32:47.620 So this is a heavy pack.

00:32:48.680 I bought this for, I think, $500.

00:32:51.660 But I'll open it up right now

00:32:53.220 and let's see what we draw.

00:32:55.100 And do you know people make entire careers

00:32:56.940 out of opening packs?

00:32:59.700 Oh, it's exciting.

00:33:00.440 I'm telling you.

00:33:01.200 Guess what the first card is?

00:33:02.740 Pikachu.

00:33:03.420 Read it.

00:33:04.400 Squirtle. 1.00

00:33:04.980 It's fucking Squirtle. 1.00

00:33:06.340 That card, bro, 1.00

00:33:07.040 This card alone is like $200, $300.

00:33:10.460 All right.

00:33:11.200 Squirtle. 1.00

00:33:11.780 Squirtle.

00:33:12.160 You see this right here?

00:33:14.100 Did you do that or was that?

00:33:15.040 That was a duck.

00:33:15.640 That was a duck.

00:33:16.480 All right, all right, all right.

00:33:17.020 So, all right.

00:33:17.780 Here's Squirtle.

00:33:18.400 Huh?

00:33:18.640 Even though it's no holo, it still works?

00:33:20.100 It's Squirtle.

00:33:20.700 It's a starter Pokemon.

00:33:21.660 Hell yeah.

00:33:22.180 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:33:22.500 Fucking stupid. 1.00

00:33:23.200 And just looking at this. 1.00

00:33:25.380 Bro, that is a 10.

00:33:26.520 This is a 10.

00:33:27.260 This is a 10 Squirtle.

00:33:28.560 That's a 10 Squirtle.

00:33:30.620 What's the case?

00:33:31.940 No, no, no.

00:33:32.560 Oh, can you actually run up into my room, get the card sleeves?

00:33:35.680 Yeah.

00:33:36.180 Trust me.

00:33:36.660 I've been immersed.

00:33:37.860 Brother, we just made back our money on the pack.

00:33:40.600 In the first card.

00:33:41.960 There's a holographic in here.

00:33:42.960 Let's get to it.

00:33:43.960 All right, so we got Squirtle. 0.98

00:33:45.600 Oof.

00:33:46.140 We got Potion.

00:33:46.940 It's all right.

00:33:47.340 It's all right.

00:33:48.240 Ghastly, he's cool.

00:33:49.120 Evolves into one of my favorite Pokemon, Gengar.

00:33:51.700 Nidoran, not bad.

00:33:52.760 Evolves into Nidoking.

00:33:53.640 Cool.

00:33:53.900 Volpix.

00:33:54.440 Kong.

00:33:54.760 A.K.A. Kong the Savage. 0.72

00:33:56.880 So here's how it works.

00:33:57.700 There's an energy card.

00:33:58.920 There's another one.

00:34:00.180 And then here's a holographic.

00:34:01.380 I actually don't because in this set that I bought,

00:34:03.920 we pulled three starters in the first four packs.

00:34:05.880 We pull all three starters

00:34:06.860 Venusaur, Blastoise, and Charizard

00:34:07.940 So here we go

00:34:08.960 Here we go

00:34:09.440 Here we go

00:34:09.900 Are you kidding me? 0.99

00:34:11.340 Are you fucking kidding me? 1.00

00:34:12.780 Oh my god, that's crazy 0.99

00:34:13.800 What's it mean?

00:34:15.000 What's it mean?

00:34:15.740 It's a

00:34:16.400 It's a

00:34:17.000 It's a squirtle steroid

00:34:18.800 We pulled another Blastoise

00:34:20.540 We just did this yesterday

00:34:21.760 I'm not even kidding

00:34:22.560 That's a 10

00:34:23.600 It looks like a 10

00:34:24.540 This is a

00:34:26.320 This

00:34:28.120 This

00:34:28.520 This is beautiful

00:34:29.740 This is a 10

00:34:30.220 This is a 10

00:34:31.020 Do you know how much money this card's worth?

00:34:32.300 Watch the hand

00:34:32.840 Do you know how much money this card's worth?

00:34:34.760 $1,100

00:34:35.360 $1,100

00:34:35.840 This is probably, what's a PSA 10 based at Blastoise?

00:34:41.320 Beckett says $1,600.

00:34:42.620 $2,500 maybe?

00:34:44.160 $2,500?

00:34:45.140 I bought this pack for $500. 1.00

00:34:46.560 Guys, do simple fucking math. 0.99

00:34:48.540 It's so fun and you make money. 1.00

00:34:51.220 Maybe, but probably. 0.98

00:34:53.860 I can't believe I just fucking put it. 0.98

00:34:55.740 The Pokey Juice sold me, that's his name on Instagram. 0.98

00:34:59.040 I told him because we've only pulled expensive cards from his packs.

00:35:02.880 I said.

00:35:03.160 There's stuff underneath it.

00:35:03.940 Oh yeah, there's more.

00:35:04.840 oh yeah i said i'm literally only buying from you from you from now on this this this is that's 0.57

00:35:09.200 actually absolutely it's fucking insane i said i'm gonna put this here uh plus power let's see 0.74

00:35:13.340 what else we got a polywhirl oh nice pull nice not bad not bad let's see what we're ending with 0.87

00:35:17.240 jinx yeah okay so so we got a squirtle actually it's funny you guys want a little pokemon lesson

00:35:23.840 that's a steroid version of him squirtle evolves into wartortle who evolves into the blastoid so

00:35:28.680 oh we're missing this wartortle from the set but yeah just something cool man something cool fun

00:35:32.260 Brings me back to my childhood 0.98

00:35:33.280 I'm just trying to get that shit back 0.99

00:35:34.420 We all are 1.00

00:35:34.900 It's 2020 1.00

00:35:35.380 Fuck this year 1.00

00:35:36.200 I wish I could be 7 again 1.00

00:35:37.160 For the 6 people still watching

00:35:39.940 This episode of Impulsive

00:35:41.000 Let's talk about

00:35:43.680 Paulo Costa

00:35:45.060 Oh no

00:35:46.100 What's Paulo Costa?

00:35:47.280 Oh no

00:35:47.740 No I didn't say Paulo's Costco

00:35:49.140 It's not a store George

00:35:50.600 It's a fight

00:35:52.560 Between two UFC

00:35:54.060 Well sorry

00:35:55.240 One UFC great

00:35:56.420 And Paulo Costa

00:35:57.580 Don't say that

00:35:58.960 Come on

00:35:59.940 Paulo Costa was undefeated

00:36:01.440 He was undefeated

00:36:02.240 12 of the 13 wins

00:36:04.620 were

00:36:04.880 oh he's the guy

00:36:05.480 who's like super jacked

00:36:06.720 yeah

00:36:06.940 he wrestled him

00:36:08.020 yeah I sparred him

00:36:08.900 I wrestled him

00:36:09.400 he got 1.00

00:36:09.900 he got fucked in the ass 1.00

00:36:12.340 quite literally 1.00

00:36:13.060 after the fight

00:36:13.300 yeah 1.00

00:36:13.580 he got fucked in the ass 1.00

00:36:14.440 it's hard 1.00

00:36:14.860 okay

00:36:15.180 can we talk about this

00:36:16.200 because

00:36:16.820 Paulo Costa

00:36:18.180 posted a video

00:36:19.100 okay

00:36:19.340 so let's rewind a little bit

00:36:20.560 so Paulo Costa

00:36:21.420 fights Stylebender

00:36:23.240 the last Stylebender

00:36:24.440 Stylebender

00:36:25.080 yep

00:36:25.340 okay

00:36:25.660 this weekend

00:36:26.440 at UFC 253

00:36:28.220 out there in Dubai

00:36:29.000 there was a lot of

00:36:31.180 Abu Dhabi 0.99

00:36:31.940 there was a lot of shit talking on the front end of this fight so much a lot especially on the 0.98

00:36:38.720 uh behalf of palo costa right yeah he was angry he wanted he wanted to take the belt from the 0.98

00:36:42.940 champ wanted to take the belt from the champ goes in there and and and i i you guys know i'm not a

00:36:47.920 fighting buff i'm not claiming to be one by any means but watching this uh adesanya move on his

00:36:54.360 feet is something like watching magic he's water he's water he he levitates above the uh the canvas

00:37:00.880 and comes out there

00:37:03.860 and just starts destroying

00:37:05.700 the lead leg of Kosta.

00:37:08.340 Leg kick, leg kick, leg kick, leg kick.

00:37:10.880 Fight goes on

00:37:12.160 and he ends up

00:37:13.240 TKO.

00:37:15.580 Knocking him down and then getting on top of him

00:37:18.120 and then humping a little bit. 0.62

00:37:20.020 In a fatality, he does what equates

00:37:21.960 to a Call of Duty teabagging 0.98

00:37:24.140 on him, but from the anal side. 0.98

00:37:26.920 And it was... 0.98

00:37:27.800 Okay.

00:37:28.040 so this all happened

00:37:31.760 oh I have to look this up

00:37:32.820 is this online

00:37:33.540 yeah you pull it up

00:37:34.520 so Rogan you know

00:37:35.920 comes out and says

00:37:36.460 one of the best strikers

00:37:37.280 of all the most natural fighters

00:37:38.680 and everybody said 1.00

00:37:39.560 you know the style bender

00:37:40.220 what a great

00:37:41.040 what a great

00:37:41.840 fighter

00:37:43.820 what an incredible performance

00:37:45.360 and so today

00:37:46.540 a couple days after that fight

00:37:47.700 Costa comes out

00:37:48.480 and he's very angry

00:37:50.020 he's pissed

00:37:50.440 he just saw the thrust

00:37:51.380 and you know what

00:37:52.480 let me preface this

00:37:53.260 it's difficult for me

00:37:54.100 because I did spar

00:37:55.080 Paulo Costa

00:37:56.020 I hung out with him in Vegas

00:37:57.520 we got we got pizza with him and i like the guy and so it's it is hard for me to come on a show

00:38:03.420 and try to uh speak on a person who's like a friend of mine and who sure who i i spent time

00:38:08.380 with his in his camp and his teammates and but i will say oh they're light thrusts i'm tired of

00:38:18.360 uh the fighters challenging the champ and then not activating like they said they would

00:38:24.160 he fought a very conservative match

00:38:26.880 why

00:38:27.320 because guess what

00:38:28.740 he told me he wasn't gonna

00:38:29.700 everyone 1.00

00:38:30.760 Paulo Costa is a fucking bear 1.00

00:38:32.340 he's attacked 1.00

00:38:33.520 and he did not

00:38:34.240 he's moved forward

00:38:35.300 on every single opponent

00:38:36.760 that he's fought

00:38:37.560 including Yoel Romero

00:38:38.700 so check this out

00:38:39.840 Israel Adesanya

00:38:41.240 fought Yoel Romero

00:38:42.900 one of the most boring fights

00:38:45.540 in UFC history

00:38:46.220 I bought David

00:38:47.000 our German videographer

00:38:48.100 to his first UFC fight

00:38:49.320 that was the championship match

00:38:50.940 Israel Adesanya

00:38:52.320 undefeated

00:38:53.240 one of the best strikers

00:38:54.240 in UFC history

00:38:55.100 surely this is going to be

00:38:56.460 one of the greatest matchups ever

00:38:57.620 Yoel Romero

00:38:58.380 he's like the

00:39:00.460 what's his name

00:39:01.580 it's like the soldier of God

00:39:02.900 I think it is

00:39:03.740 so you think 1.00

00:39:04.240 like holy fuck 1.00

00:39:04.980 this is going to be a war 0.99

00:39:05.760 right

00:39:06.040 it was a boring fight ever

00:39:06.920 right

00:39:07.180 so

00:39:07.540 I

00:39:09.800 like a lot of other people

00:39:11.500 and Izzy

00:39:13.100 I'm sorry

00:39:13.540 because I know he was rooting for me

00:39:14.640 in the KSI fight

00:39:15.420 I just wasn't

00:39:16.500 I just wasn't sure

00:39:17.340 what happened there

00:39:18.100 you said this

00:39:18.600 you like to

00:39:19.060 you usually base

00:39:20.120 your thoughts on an upcoming fight

00:39:21.540 on their last performance

00:39:22.680 which I think a lot of people do.

00:39:24.100 Yeah, maybe it's a rookie move.

00:39:26.140 I don't know.

00:39:27.100 But then Costa, who again, bear of a human,

00:39:31.600 was doing the same exact thing.

00:39:33.120 There was a point where Izzy, even during the match,

00:39:36.000 because Costa was just standing there, he goes, Romero.

00:39:39.160 So I'm wondering, and not even wondering,

00:39:41.500 it's almost like a confirmed fact at this point,

00:39:44.140 the challengers of this middleweight division,

00:39:47.360 the 185-pound weight class that Israel Adesanya

00:39:50.280 is just running through are so scared although they might not be acting like it they are so

00:39:57.680 scared of getting caught by one of the most technical tactical strikers in the league

00:40:01.980 so they don't rush in but why is caught but costa's stood at striking within striking range of his

00:40:08.780 eight inch longer reach than costa has his only his only way to win that fight was to get inside

00:40:15.420 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:40:16.520 But it's scary to know that if you go try to get inside, there's a good chance you're going to get fucked up. 0.94

00:40:22.640 Bro, let's not forget, Israel Adesanya, before he came into the UFC, was 75-6 as a kickboxer. 0.98

00:40:30.240 He fought 81 times as a professional fucking kickboxer. 0.96

00:40:34.700 He did it right. 0.99

00:40:36.200 He got his mistakes and his bad habits out of the way before he even entered the UFC.

00:40:41.780 so by the time he enters the UFC

00:40:43.340 he's automatically one of the best combat strikers

00:40:45.940 in the league

00:40:46.620 he got caught one time

00:40:48.640 one time in his

00:40:50.780 kickboxing career

00:40:52.460 and something tells me it'll never happen again

00:40:55.400 every mistake he was ever going to make

00:40:57.420 he got out of his system then

00:40:59.220 now he's in the UFC

00:41:00.360 I don't know if he'll ever get beat

00:41:02.640 the man is water

00:41:03.900 I have to side with Costa on the

00:41:06.360 push back on that after stuff

00:41:08.980 I 0.99

00:41:09.200 what i understand costa's talking shit on the way in and so that justifies the shit that happens on 1.00

00:41:15.280 the way out but you just beat the dude's fucking ass in front of the whole world i think it would 1.00

00:41:19.940 have said more for style bender as a fighter to have had a little bit more humility than to fuck 1.00

00:41:26.700 costa disagree disagree when i uh when i boxed dylan danis and i beat the shit out of him and 0.77

00:41:32.600 he's still knocked out on the canvas when i'm giving my win speech clip this i'm gonna be uh

00:41:37.260 i'm gonna grab the cameraman who's who's uh filming me when i give the victory speech and 0.99

00:41:41.580 i'm gonna shove it in his knocked out bloody face like i bro there's a level of shit oh are you 1.00

00:41:46.160 talking to him eventually i'm sure wait he he's there's a level of shit talking that when you 1.00

00:41:51.140 surpass and it really gets personal and you've uh you've just you've said too much to too many 0.97

00:41:56.100 people that i'm sorry there's no going back man this is this is combat sports to do that

00:42:01.080 on the front end of this one i think he may have offended israel in a way that he didn't like

00:42:04.940 obviously even in the weigh-ins he gave him a white belt so so you think that danis will

00:42:09.280 eventually give up uh life as an influencer to step in the ring who knows what he is bro but i'm

00:42:14.460 gonna tell you you know in in the boxing ring there are no leg locks there are no arm bars 0.98

00:42:19.860 there are no choke holds your jujitsu will not help you i'm literally gonna fucking pick you 0.99

00:42:23.420 apart he's good at commenting i'll be honest real good at commenting he's a good troll he's a he's a 0.99

00:42:27.900 fantastic troll but no one likes him because he trolls everyone he's that guy the problem is you 1.00

00:42:33.400 You can't be that guy because you fucking suck. 1.00

00:42:35.200 What, you got two wins in Bellator? 1.00

00:42:38.340 That he happened two years ago?

00:42:40.280 I don't even know when the last time he fought was.

00:42:42.280 It's going to be a privilege when he steps in the ring with me.

00:42:44.820 His time is coming.

00:42:45.920 And I got a whole timeline for my combat sports. 1.00

00:42:47.840 I've never heard about this guy until he talks shit. 0.99

00:42:49.740 I've never seen. 1.00

00:42:50.360 No one's ever been like, oh, he's no real fighter.

00:42:52.340 Have you seen him? 0.99

00:42:53.060 He looks like the fucking Michelin man. 1.00

00:42:54.480 His face is so puffy, bro. 1.00

00:42:56.200 Michelin man.

00:42:56.760 Yo, let's get into that verbal spat.

00:43:00.920 You're going to lose.

00:43:01.820 you're going to lose before during and after and i'm here for it i and i noticed you know what's

00:43:07.760 funny i'm a little fired up right now right on uh the past amphetamine on methamphetamine

00:43:13.420 in the past 50 podcasts i've been uh i've been laid back i've been calm and uh we just entered

00:43:21.800 a training camp i started training and i started throwing my hands for what what are you training

00:43:26.020 don't worry about it it's crazy what uh throwing hands and working out can do to a man i'm i'm 0.98

00:43:34.440 fired up i'm fucking ecstatic i'm stoked i i i do not stand for bullshit anymore if something's 0.93

00:43:41.000 bothering me my fuse is much shorter than it is because as a combat fighter i'm ready for combat 0.97

00:43:47.920 at any moment of the day and uh something happened this weekend yesterday we're in training camp bro

00:43:53.240 so I'm trying to get my 9 to 11 hours every night.

00:43:57.440 Saturday, chainsaw in our neighboring yard.

00:44:01.460 Oh, I know what this is.

00:44:02.560 Chainsaw, right?

00:44:03.240 You've got to tell it.

00:44:04.340 I'm well aware.

00:44:05.460 There's a chainsaw in the neighboring yard at 6, 7 a.m.

00:44:08.680 I'm exaggerating.

00:44:09.540 Like 7, 7.30 a.m. on Saturday.

00:44:12.840 Woke me up.

00:44:13.720 It's fine.

00:44:14.220 It's Saturday.

00:44:14.840 I get it.

00:44:15.420 Like, it's still a work day, right?

00:44:17.620 Except on Sundays, there's no construction allowed in residential neighborhoods.

00:44:21.780 the construction across the street stops

00:44:23.760 thank god it's like it's our one day

00:44:26.120 that we can sleep in without being woken up 0.99

00:44:27.780 it's the sabbath we cherish the fucking sundays 0.98

00:44:30.680 right so sunday 0.98

00:44:34.220 7 a.m rolls around

00:44:36.460 chainsaw

00:44:38.780 just found that out that i knew what a chainsaw sounded like

00:44:45.960 no what you needed to understand is this was one of those amateur chainsaw people

00:44:49.440 It wasn't like an on and a quick cut through.

00:44:52.580 They were the type of person that runs the strategy for the tree while the chainsaw's

00:44:55.860 running.

00:44:56.700 Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring.

00:44:57.740 And they have a pen and pad.

00:44:58.760 They don't go up here first.

00:45:00.800 Based on how long they ran this chainsaw, I don't know what tree they were cutting down. 0.99

00:45:05.180 You would expect it to be a fucking redwood. 0.99

00:45:07.040 A 200 foot tall, 15 foot wide redwood. 0.99

00:45:09.580 We don't have those here.

00:45:10.120 And here's the worst part.

00:45:11.280 I gave this neighbor permission to cut the tree down because it's a tree in my yard.

00:45:16.760 But I thought like a few branches were hanging over.

00:45:18.840 I don't know what happened

00:45:20.000 because they asked me

00:45:20.760 they said yo

00:45:21.140 like your tree's like

00:45:22.140 leaning into my yard

00:45:22.840 can we cut off some branches

00:45:23.880 I said yeah

00:45:24.360 like of course 0.99

00:45:24.980 I don't give a fuck 0.99

00:45:25.580 like I got no connection 0.99

00:45:26.520 to that tree

00:45:27.080 but now it's affecting

00:45:28.480 my life right

00:45:29.040 I'm trying to sleep

00:45:30.280 my girl's trying to sleep

00:45:31.040 I'm exhausted

00:45:31.600 I took my NyQuil Sevier

00:45:33.040 and now I'm groggy

00:45:34.600 and everything

00:45:34.880 so 7am

00:45:35.500 I grab my megaphone

00:45:36.500 chainsaw stops

00:45:37.940 I go hey

00:45:39.040 can you stop

00:45:40.600 with the chainsaw

00:45:41.320 it's 8am on a Sunday

00:45:42.560 stops for a little bit

00:45:45.560 comes back on 0.98

00:45:46.680 8 30 i'm like all right this is fucked up because i give you permission to do this and now you're 0.98

00:45:56.480 just disrespecting me right on a sunday so i even looked up like noise ordinance code bro 0.98

00:46:01.180 you can't do this on a sunday you just can't so i said again hey chill with the chainsaw 0.98

00:46:07.460 i'm like i said fuck it old me bro i'm going over there with a paintball gun in my fists 0.99

00:46:15.300 I'm sophisticated now I'm in a thought 1.00

00:46:17.240 Sophisticated

00:46:18.460 Sophisticated now I'm in a thought

00:46:19.740 So you put the paintball gun down

00:46:21.460 That's right

00:46:22.260 Good boy

00:46:22.860 And I dialed

00:46:24.560 The noise ordinance

00:46:25.540 No you did it

00:46:26.920 In Mencino County

00:46:27.900 Yes I did

00:46:28.560 I said

00:46:29.160 Hey uh

00:46:29.740 I'm trying to sleep

00:46:30.400 And there's a chainsaw

00:46:31.080 It's a Sunday

00:46:31.600 And they're not

00:46:32.000 They've been doing it for hours

00:46:33.000 They ran it all the way

00:46:34.680 Till 2pm bro

00:46:35.480 I called the noise ordinance

00:46:36.720 And I texted Mike 0.99

00:46:37.720 I'm like fuck this 0.99

00:46:38.320 I'm trying to sleep 1.00

00:46:38.860 Whatever

00:46:39.100 And Mike said

00:46:40.360 I was just not taking the oops today, huh?

00:46:46.080 You've become a Karen

00:46:47.040 You've become a Karen

00:46:49.400 He's become a Karen

00:46:50.540 I'm Karen

00:46:51.180 Because I wouldn't have said anything if it was just the one thing

00:46:53.880 But when he got dissed by the small candy striper in the candy store back in Boulder last week

00:47:00.120 And left a Yelp review

00:47:01.420 That said this young man was quite disrespectful to me 1.00

00:47:04.380 He's become a Karen

00:47:06.000 He's an 85 year old man or woman

00:47:09.520 living inside Logan Paul's body. 0.95

00:47:12.040 He's been some sort of Karen demon

00:47:14.960 is living inside of him. 0.95

00:47:16.460 So did you ever just go next door

00:47:18.800 and be like, yo, Menchel?

00:47:19.800 No, I don't want to do that

00:47:20.540 because I was just yelling at him

00:47:21.420 with a megaphone.

00:47:22.360 He's like embarrassed.

00:47:23.020 But also, I'm not the guy

00:47:24.720 to leave my house to go complain.

00:47:27.380 I'm going to handle this another way

00:47:29.120 where I don't have to do anything.

00:47:30.600 Part of the reason I wanted them to stop

00:47:32.520 was so I could sleep.

00:47:33.900 I tried to give you the headphones,

00:47:35.220 the noise-canceling headphones.

00:47:36.380 You throw those on, you would have been okay.

00:47:37.640 No, because I don't sleep on my back

00:47:39.200 or my face well no you just put one ear in so so if anybody at home is dealing with a struggle

00:47:44.320 one ear on the pillow will block out 50 for that ear and then you put in a noise canceling you know

00:47:48.500 like a little earbud because i do it for the bird i do it for all kinds of stuff yeah and and you

00:47:55.000 know it's it sucks because the neighbor who did it she's a sweetheart like she really is so kind

00:47:59.200 let's go guys you know yeah she's awesome subscribe yeah she's awesome um we literally i never would 0.79

00:48:05.920 have given her permission if i knew this was gonna like fuck my entire life up for the rest of my 0.99

00:48:10.500 life i don't think it was that deep i'm being dramatic yeah i'm a pussy okay question here's 1.00

00:48:15.640 a hypothetical she's cutting down this tree right seven days in a row won't stop you go up to her 0.99

00:48:24.780 and you're like yo i'm gonna fucking lose it on you in a second and she pulls out one of those 0.66

00:48:29.500 boxes and she goes three more weeks straight early morning but you get to keep this pokemon box yeah 0.91

00:48:34.520 I say this.

00:48:35.980 Do you need an extra chainsaw?

00:48:38.540 I'll be right there with you.

00:48:40.700 The weight of my heart?

00:48:42.700 Pokemon cards, fam.

00:48:44.160 Have you guys ever lashed out on somebody

00:48:46.840 and felt bad afterwards?

00:48:48.860 Always.

00:48:50.480 That's why I never let my... 1.00

00:48:51.800 Because Belle gets really mad at me. 0.86

00:48:53.780 She goes, when you get angry, you walk away.

00:48:55.800 I go, honey, I'm doing that for you.

00:48:57.440 You know what made me feel better?

00:48:59.540 I wasn't the only neighbor that complained.

00:49:00.940 There were multiple complaints. 0.50

00:49:02.580 They showed up to her house, unfortunately,

00:49:04.360 too late. They got their seven hours of

00:49:06.280 chainsaw for God knows what fucking tree 1.00

00:49:08.380 they were cutting down. I live here. I've never seen 1.00

00:49:10.340 a tree that big in my life.

00:49:12.320 Big tree.

00:49:13.480 What were you saying? Speaking of Karen's, I get a

00:49:16.400 Instagram DM

00:49:18.320 last night at three in the morning.

00:49:20.620 Hey Mike, do you still own

00:49:22.200 that apartment in Norwalk,

00:49:24.360 Connecticut? This is my neighbor from

00:49:26.320 my old apartment. And I'm like,

00:49:28.180 yeah, I still own it, but I have a tenant in there

00:49:30.340 now. Oh no.

00:49:32.540 And I go, 0.99

00:49:33.360 oh fuck it has it blown up or is it just on fire because i know it's something horrible 0.98

00:49:38.180 like you always assume the worst and she's like did you own it yeah she goes um i i don't know 0.99

00:49:46.680 how to say this but the person who's currently renting your apartment is clam baking that 0.99

00:49:51.740 motherfucker so badly that the entire building all four floors smell like marijuana wow and the 0.98

00:49:59.200 The funny part about it was, as you may remember, the reason the person bought the apartment or rented it. 0.99

00:50:06.540 Because they were a fan of it.

00:50:07.180 Huge night shift at Mike Maylac fan.

00:50:09.760 They didn't even want to see the apartment.

00:50:12.000 Once they found out that it was me that was renting it out, they didn't go look at the apartment. 0.97

00:50:16.760 They wrote three months up front and said, that's all I need to fucking know. 0.90

00:50:20.220 Didn't they pay a premium fee? 0.98

00:50:21.640 Premium fee.

00:50:22.140 Premium rent?

00:50:22.400 does it not make perfect sense

00:50:26.060 that this kid then clambakes 0.99

00:50:27.700 the entire fucking building 1.00

00:50:29.220 to a point where it's seeping 1.00

00:50:31.340 into the neighbor's house

00:50:32.620 in the middle of the night?

00:50:33.520 Did you just publicly announce

00:50:35.360 that you have like a drug house?

00:50:37.640 Yeah, but I mean, I own it. 1.00

00:50:39.600 So like, fuck them. 1.00

00:50:40.560 So now you went from 1.00

00:50:42.060 author of a book to drug lord.

00:50:44.360 I went from the dude

00:50:45.840 that calls out snitches, 1.00

00:50:47.440 6ix9ine,

00:50:48.260 to being a snitch. 1.00

00:50:49.960 But also, I'm happy

00:50:51.300 that I'm saying this

00:50:51.940 because we did send him a nice letter today

00:50:54.040 that said, hey, buddy, listen. 1.00

00:50:56.280 Cut the shit. 1.00

00:50:57.540 Stop burning the devil's lettuce in my apartment. 1.00

00:51:02.640 And now if he doesn't listen,

00:51:04.260 the cops are coming, brother.

00:51:05.740 Because the cops watch the show.

00:51:08.400 All cops watch the show.

00:51:10.020 It's basic training.

00:51:11.760 Anyways.

00:51:12.600 It's funny that you're in a landlord position

00:51:14.760 and you have to be an adult.

00:51:16.200 I'd be so bad.

00:51:17.260 I'm not interested in doing that.

00:51:20.880 Once again, speaking of which, where did we watch the fight the other night?

00:51:24.880 Chase's house.

00:51:25.660 Chase Hero.

00:51:25.920 Chase Hero.

00:51:26.400 Great guy.

00:51:27.180 Love him.

00:51:27.580 Awesome dude.

00:51:28.220 About to start playing golf with him. 1.00

00:51:29.460 He's been playing with the Nelk boys. 1.00

00:51:30.500 I'm picking up new clubs this week. 0.99

00:51:31.800 Oh, nice.

00:51:32.600 What does he have a multitude of that we don't have?

00:51:35.800 Children.

00:51:36.240 Children.

00:51:36.720 A lot of them.

00:51:37.440 Running around.

00:51:38.800 Never in my life.

00:51:40.160 I've told you this so many times that I ever think a day would come where I would say, 0.97

00:51:44.540 see that puking shitting tireless raging machine over there that is always on 24 7 0.87

00:51:53.500 break everything autopilot i want one of those never in my life he's got a cool daughter by the 0.97

00:52:00.660 name of coco shout out coco if you're watching as you shouldn't be one percent chance that i 0.99

00:52:05.980 want to have a kid now as a result of hanging out with coco we moved you a little bit one percent

00:52:09.980 he said if you hang out with her another 99 times you can join the club wow wow i'm feeling it bro 1.00

00:52:16.420 why because she's so cool yeah but also handstands she knocks over the coconut milk she's so within

00:52:21.920 five minutes of being there this little tornado tried to climb the shelf and doesn't really 1.00

00:52:26.720 understand physics yeah how could you expect her to she's you know four or five and and she knocked 0.99

00:52:30.780 over the coconut milk and spilled all over the floor i cleaned it up chase i got you yeah but

00:52:34.180 That's Chase's kid

00:52:35.440 Not your kid

00:52:36.180 Your kid 0.93

00:52:36.700 Got it

00:52:37.080 I get it

00:52:37.580 Might just be coconuts

00:52:38.640 Coconuts

00:52:39.780 Or just nuts

00:52:40.300 I won't knock them out 1.00

00:52:41.080 Just fucking them 1.00

00:52:41.840 Just coconuts 1.00

00:52:42.520 But yo

00:52:42.940 For three different reasons

00:52:44.820 All three of us

00:52:46.240 On this podcast 1.00

00:52:47.220 Will be incredible fucking dads 0.99

00:52:48.480 Yeah 0.99

00:52:49.080 All three of us

00:52:50.260 For different reasons

00:52:51.060 Definitely two of us

00:52:52.040 Alright easy change

00:52:52.900 But for different reasons

00:52:55.080 No no I'm saying me and you

00:52:55.720 Oh 1.00

00:52:56.040 This guy's fucking spending money 1.00

00:52:57.480 On Pokemon cards 1.00

00:52:58.360 He's kidding

00:52:58.820 He's kidding

00:52:59.260 You're gonna be a great dad

00:53:00.080 You're gonna be one of those dads

00:53:00.920 That's like here's money

00:53:01.500 Go have fun

00:53:01.880 Yo I'm gonna

00:53:02.360 No no

00:53:03.840 no he says opposite i'm gonna be i'm gonna be a better dad than i am content creator i'm not

00:53:09.120 even kidding it bro once i have kids i'm the guy who's like yo kids your life is now more 1.00

00:53:13.480 important than mine fuck me fuck me you're the you're the priority you know how many people i 1.00

00:53:17.420 do that for zero right zero we all know who's gonna be the most like nerve-wracking parent 1.00

00:53:22.720 that's gonna be me i'm gonna be fucking nervous the whole time well you have such a um a past to 0.89

00:53:28.780 live up to because of how integrated your parents were and still are into your life like you you 0.91

00:53:33.340 Oh yeah, let's be honest 0.99

00:53:34.880 I'll beat the fuck out of my kids if they act up 0.99

00:53:36.900 I'll say that out loud 1.00

00:53:37.700 I don't think you can anymore

00:53:38.920 Nah, still

00:53:39.640 He doesn't have kids

00:53:41.620 So I think he can 0.69

00:53:42.560 Nah, like future kids panting me 1.00

00:53:44.480 I'll fuck you up 1.00

00:53:45.420 No, no bro, you can't 1.00

00:53:46.740 I'll fuck you up 1.00

00:53:47.060 You're cancelled 1.00

00:53:47.720 I eat 20-30

00:53:49.020 I'm in 20-30

00:53:50.200 No, I'm in 20-30 right now

00:53:52.140 You are cancelled

00:53:52.840 I don't care

00:53:53.720 Listen, I'd rather be a good dad at home

00:53:56.580 Like with nobody in Hollywood liking me

00:53:58.600 Than everybody in Hollywood liking me 0.98

00:54:00.040 And my kids be a drug addict 0.96

00:54:01.220 Yo, but check this out 0.97

00:54:02.500 It's crazy

00:54:03.200 some people would say

00:54:04.000 you don't need to be

00:54:04.480 an abusive father

00:54:06.240 to be a good dad

00:54:07.000 I'll tell you why

00:54:07.620 that's false

00:54:08.540 because

00:54:09.060 anytime 1.00

00:54:10.760 I'm a fucking crazy lunatic 1.00

00:54:12.620 bro 1.00

00:54:12.880 I know who I am

00:54:13.860 I can tell by the way

00:54:14.780 you're looking at me

00:54:15.460 I came out of my dad's nuts

00:54:17.440 he knew what he made

00:54:18.960 he looked at me

00:54:20.180 and he goes 1.00

00:54:20.500 now I'm gonna fuck this kid up 1.00

00:54:21.560 before life fucks him up 1.00

00:54:22.620 this is what he 0.93

00:54:23.360 this was the analogy

00:54:24.440 he gave me

00:54:24.960 he goes

00:54:25.280 if you see a baby

00:54:26.080 walking into fire

00:54:26.940 are you gonna be like

00:54:27.500 no no no

00:54:27.940 baby no don't hit the fire 0.89

00:54:29.160 or are you gonna smack him 0.54

00:54:30.320 and be like 0.99

00:54:30.520 don't fucking touch that fire 0.99

00:54:31.660 see you just stopped him 0.99

00:54:32.980 from doing crazier things. 0.55

00:54:34.040 I'm a crazy, 0.86

00:54:34.840 I have no fear.

00:54:35.840 The only thing I fear

00:54:36.500 is my dad.

00:54:37.440 So when somebody's

00:54:38.000 about to give me drugs

00:54:39.040 or a drink,

00:54:39.800 I was like,

00:54:40.440 no.

00:54:41.260 No, no, no, no, no.

00:54:42.400 You told me

00:54:43.100 you were like this

00:54:43.840 at one point too

00:54:44.620 when you're about

00:54:46.460 to have sex

00:54:47.140 in the past. 1.00

00:54:48.280 What the fuck? 0.99

00:54:48.960 When you were about 1.00

00:54:49.440 to have sex

00:54:49.900 and he says, 1.00

00:54:51.880 Logie,

00:54:52.800 you better wear a condom. 0.94

00:54:53.760 Every time he goes, 0.95

00:54:54.480 Logie,

00:54:54.740 you better wear a raincoat.

00:54:55.620 I'm like,

00:54:55.960 I'm five.

00:54:56.620 I'm like,

00:54:56.840 dad,

00:54:57.020 what's a raincoat?

00:54:57.660 He's like,

00:54:57.960 you better wear a condom 1.00

00:54:58.720 when you're fucking around 1.00

00:54:59.480 with girls. 1.00

00:55:02.980 to make you fuck without a condom. 1.00

00:55:04.140 You better wear a condom. 1.00

00:55:05.340 And every time they tell you not to, 0.98

00:55:07.220 picture me over their shoulder like this.

00:55:08.720 And he did.

00:55:09.880 No! 0.91

00:55:11.640 So every time a girl,

00:55:12.840 well, it's Josie now,

00:55:13.760 but in the past, 0.84

00:55:14.320 every time a girl was like,

00:55:15.080 we don't need it, 1.00

00:55:15.900 I just,

00:55:16.980 I picture Greg Paul 0.75

00:55:17.740 and then I send the girl home. 1.00

00:55:19.220 How do you have sex 1.00

00:55:19.960 after you picture Greg Paul? 0.99

00:55:20.620 I thought you were going to say

00:55:21.400 you picture Greg Paul

00:55:22.240 and then told the truth

00:55:24.060 and didn't wear the condom anyways.

00:55:26.540 No, no, it worked.

00:55:27.700 No, it worked.

00:55:28.120 You did for a while.

00:55:29.120 That's still better than my experience

00:55:31.080 when I had to talk with my dad.

00:55:32.200 My dad

00:55:32.900 I was 13

00:55:33.480 Coming back home

00:55:34.100 From LA Fitness

00:55:34.700 And I came from

00:55:36.240 A great Christian home

00:55:37.280 I honest to God

00:55:38.720 Well my mom

00:55:39.720 Who was a virgin 1.00

00:55:40.280 Until she was married 1.00

00:55:40.860 100%

00:55:41.300 My dad on the hand

00:55:42.180 Might have lost it

00:55:43.040 A couple years

00:55:43.520 Before I met

00:55:43.940 I didn't find this out

00:55:45.380 Until I was 13

00:55:46.080 On the way back

00:55:46.680 And I thought

00:55:47.280 You know like

00:55:47.740 When your parents quiz you 1.00

00:55:48.640 They do this shit 1.00

00:55:49.360 They pretend 1.00

00:55:50.120 Like they're like

00:55:51.360 Siding with you

00:55:51.980 And then you like

00:55:52.560 Fess up

00:55:53.080 And then they 1.00

00:55:53.800 Punch your teeth out

00:55:54.800 You know that 0.99

00:55:55.300 Of course

00:55:56.060 Yeah

00:55:56.440 So I thought

00:55:57.340 He was doing this to me

00:55:58.340 You know like

00:55:58.960 When you're like

00:55:59.340 Oh you probably

00:55:59.880 Drunk with your friends

00:56:00.600 It's no big deal

00:56:01.300 I had a drink

00:56:02.240 and they smack you

00:56:03.000 I knew it

00:56:03.560 that's what I'm saying

00:56:04.840 so I thought 1.00

00:56:05.460 what a motherfucker 1.00

00:56:06.760 yeah 1.00

00:56:07.140 that was my life

00:56:08.340 he baited you into this

00:56:10.840 no no no

00:56:11.340 we all done it

00:56:12.240 we all done it

00:56:13.160 no no no no

00:56:13.780 I wish it was that case

00:56:15.160 because I was a virgin

00:56:16.020 FYI

00:56:16.900 for those people

00:56:17.600 that want to jump in my life

00:56:18.460 I lost my virginia

00:56:19.120 at the age of 19 1.00

00:56:19.960 when a girl

00:56:20.860 I would never say her name 1.00

00:56:22.020 Carmen cheated on me 1.00

00:56:23.480 and 1.00

00:56:23.940 with my best friend

00:56:25.580 I would obviously

00:56:26.320 never say his name

00:56:27.060 Martin

00:56:27.500 and so 1.00

00:56:28.440 I let that shit go 1.00

00:56:29.620 and I was like 1.00

00:56:30.000 you know what 1.00

00:56:30.320 fuck this 1.00

00:56:30.920 I'm gonna have sex 1.00

00:56:31.680 so I had sex 1.00

00:56:32.740 randomly enough 0.89

00:56:33.900 in a very illegal spot

00:56:35.180 and so

00:56:36.580 anyways

00:56:38.420 backwards

00:56:39.060 I'm 13

00:56:39.900 my dad turns to me

00:56:40.800 he's like

00:56:41.180 you know like

00:56:41.640 the sun's glistening

00:56:42.740 on his bald forehead

00:56:43.600 and he looks at me

00:56:44.440 and he goes

00:56:44.800 son

00:56:45.540 you know if you ever

00:56:46.340 need a rubber

00:56:46.860 you don't ever have

00:56:48.080 to be ashamed

00:56:48.480 you can come to me

00:56:49.100 I want you to be protected

00:56:49.940 what a guy

00:56:50.440 and I thought

00:56:51.580 he was quizzing me

00:56:52.280 because I come from

00:56:52.680 a Christian home 1.00

00:56:53.160 and Jesus wouldn't like that 1.00

00:56:53.960 so I turned to him

00:56:54.480 I go father

00:56:54.920 you keep your rubber

00:56:56.320 I don't need it

00:56:58.140 I'm a virgin

00:56:58.840 and I will be a virgin

00:57:00.280 And I will not lose my virginity

00:57:02.260 Until I am married

00:57:03.280 And he turns to me

00:57:04.100 He goes 1.00

00:57:04.380 You're such a fucking pussy 1.00

00:57:06.480 I gotta meet this guy 1.00

00:57:08.360 And I go

00:57:08.780 What?

00:57:09.440 I go

00:57:09.780 What do you mean

00:57:10.280 I'm not gonna lose my virginity

00:57:11.180 He goes

00:57:11.360 What are you gonna lose 1.00

00:57:11.880 You have a dick 1.00

00:57:12.320 You ain't gonna lose shit 1.00

00:57:13.100 Just stick it in 0.99

00:57:14.060 And have fun

00:57:14.520 He goes

00:57:15.120 Well you stick it in

00:57:15.880 With a rubber

00:57:16.500 Okay buddy

00:57:17.120 That's it

00:57:17.760 And I go

00:57:18.340 No

00:57:18.900 I don't want to do that

00:57:20.880 I want to wait for the right one

00:57:22.020 He goes

00:57:22.180 I want to wait for the right one

00:57:23.260 He goes

00:57:23.580 Okay listen

00:57:24.220 Wait until you're older

00:57:25.680 And the first time

00:57:26.780 Then you'll think

00:57:27.960 He's like

00:57:29.280 When you're married

00:57:29.900 you'll be thanking me 1.00

00:57:31.220 so fucking wear a condom 1.00

00:57:32.360 you know what 1.00

00:57:33.000 we're going to the store right now

00:57:34.140 and we went

00:57:34.660 and he was like

00:57:35.080 shopping condoms for me

00:57:35.940 and I was sitting there

00:57:36.440 shaking my eyes

00:57:36.900 like I shouldn't do this

00:57:37.680 this is wrong

00:57:38.280 oh my god

00:57:39.720 but you know what

00:57:40.380 he was right

00:57:41.020 I'll have another fight

00:57:42.180 the condom broke 0.98

00:57:43.280 the first time I had sex

00:57:44.200 same 0.94

00:57:44.420 and I went to my dad

00:57:45.800 it was 3 o'clock in the morning

00:57:47.420 I was sweating

00:57:48.120 I was like 0.98

00:57:48.860 the only fucking rule 0.99

00:57:49.700 he told me is wear a condom 1.00

00:57:50.540 and I fucked it up 0.99

00:57:51.340 yep 0.99

00:57:51.600 not to interrupt your story

00:57:55.180 I'll get to it

00:57:55.680 okay sure

00:57:56.140 and so

00:57:56.560 it rips

00:57:59.220 I pull out

00:58:00.780 I see that it's ripped

00:58:01.520 Still didn't nut though

00:58:03.260 I go home

00:58:04.800 And I go dad

00:58:06.040 But you know

00:58:06.740 They always scare you

00:58:07.320 About pre-cum

00:58:07.860 Oh yeah

00:58:08.740 It's still a chance

00:58:09.700 Exactly

00:58:10.480 So I sit there 0.97

00:58:11.280 And I'm fucking sweating 0.99

00:58:12.320 My ass off 0.99

00:58:13.020 And my dad's watching TV 0.99

00:58:14.540 Two o'clock in the morning

00:58:15.220 This is when you don't 0.99

00:58:16.040 Fucking talk to him 0.99

00:58:16.620 By the way 1.00

00:58:16.920 Don't talk to my dad

00:58:17.860 At night

00:58:18.120 He's unwinding

00:58:19.560 Loves his infomercials

00:58:20.860 Loves it

00:58:21.480 QVC

00:58:22.300 Loves it

00:58:23.100 Dyson

00:58:23.520 I

00:58:24.100 Turns out my go dad 0.97

00:58:25.580 I had sex the first time 0.99

00:58:26.560 His eyes lit 0.99

00:58:27.280 Oh my god

00:58:28.060 How was it

00:58:28.900 It was great.

00:58:29.400 You loved it.

00:58:30.180 I go, dad, before you get too excited, the condom broke.

00:58:33.940 He looked me in the eyes.

00:58:34.940 He goes, did you not?

00:58:36.600 And I go, no. 1.00

00:58:37.640 He goes, no, who gives a fuck? 1.00

00:58:40.020 I go, dad, I can still pre-cum. 1.00

00:58:42.000 He goes, pre-cum. 1.00

00:58:42.680 He goes, listen, if you're that lucky to get this bitch pregnant on the first try of a pre-cum, 1.00

00:58:46.480 he goes, don't ever fucking wear a condom again. 1.00

00:58:48.720 Why is your dad a character from Goodfellas, the movie? 1.00

00:58:51.720 Bro, bro. 1.00

00:58:52.740 You're not even Italian. 1.00

00:58:53.880 When I open up. 1.00

00:58:54.660 You guys so lucky to get this bitch pregnant with fucking pre-cum, 1.00

00:58:57.880 I swear to fucking God, Georgie 1.00

00:58:59.560 We go down to Atlantic City 0.99

00:59:00.920 We put it all on seven 0.99

00:59:02.060 Like, what the fuck is that? 0.99

00:59:04.300 Yo, Logan's met my dad 0.99

00:59:06.600 Justin's met my dad

00:59:07.700 When I open up about liquor store conversations

00:59:10.580 Oh my God

00:59:12.500 He's a legend 1.00

00:59:13.220 He's a fucking legend 1.00

00:59:14.060 He is a legend 0.99

00:59:14.640 And his name is George, too 0.98

00:59:16.360 I'm a fucking junior 0.98

00:59:17.840 His actual name is Goetagas 0.99

00:59:20.300 That's a Syrian for George 0.97

00:59:21.420 That's awesome

00:59:22.020 Yeah, it's pretty cool

00:59:22.820 Goetagas?

00:59:23.980 Your dad is a god

00:59:25.420 Is that what George evolves into?

00:59:27.880 speaking of this is jay this is george this is going he has a blastoid powered water back on

00:59:36.480 his back at all times what a great show but but listen at least you didn't nut with the kind of

00:59:46.280 broken because that that has happened to me a couple times of course because you can't tell 0.97

00:59:50.680 bro all of a sudden you can definitely feel no you can sometimes if you're fucked up especially 0.96

00:59:55.180 And it's a timing thing because you know, as you approach the promised land, ain't nothing 0.98

01:00:00.900 stopping you. 0.98

01:00:01.960 It's called the point of no fucking return. 0.99

01:00:04.000 So say you're 10 strokes out, the thing breaks. 0.99

01:00:06.600 The only thought in your mind is like, well, I was wearing a condom.

01:00:09.940 That's a good start.

01:00:10.820 Like, I don't know if I still am, but there's been a couple of times where I pulled out

01:00:13.260 and been like, oh, this thing's demolished.

01:00:15.720 It's just the ring.

01:00:16.660 You know, the little ring that's left?

01:00:18.160 Michael, it's an all too familiar story that I'm uncomfortable with.

01:00:20.980 I hate that moment.

01:00:21.940 Remember when we used to talk about this stuff on the show all the time? 0.98

01:00:23.960 And then we got girlfriends and kids and all that shit. 0.99

01:00:26.160 Did you just say AIDS? 0.99

01:00:27.840 Alright.

01:00:29.300 Did you say that?

01:00:30.500 I heard that.

01:00:31.860 Oh, I was like, you gotta clip that.

01:00:33.140 That can't.

01:00:33.600 Okay, sorry.

01:00:34.320 You'll clip me then. 0.99

01:00:35.560 I fucked up. 0.99

01:00:36.740 I'm gonna go get tested after this episode. 1.00

01:00:39.040 What did you just do to me?

01:00:40.200 I thought you said that. 1.00

01:00:40.980 I was like, don't loop me into this shit. 0.99

01:00:42.720 There's so many things that can go wrong. 1.00

01:00:44.400 Because, man.

01:00:46.340 So sorry, Josie.

01:00:47.980 I probably, no, you know what?

01:00:49.340 Oh, this is gonna be a fight.

01:00:50.300 This is gonna be a fight.

01:00:50.760 This is gonna be a fight.

01:00:51.500 Exactly.

01:00:51.940 I'm involved, man.

01:00:53.040 Those days are past me.

01:00:53.620 Nah we ain't doing it

01:00:54.860 It's a different show

01:00:56.420 But that's my question for that

01:00:58.420 Those days we used to have some funny stories 0.99

01:01:02.200 We used to come in this shit hungover 0.99

01:01:03.880 And just 1.00

01:01:04.260 Vomit diarrhea

01:01:06.940 We could talk about our past

01:01:10.960 Our past is like

01:01:12.080 Nah because 1.00

01:01:13.780 My girlfriend doesn't give a shit 1.00

01:01:15.300 No just because 1.00

01:01:17.060 Even if she knew

01:01:19.540 I was like even just like vividly

01:01:21.240 Remembering like any of that

01:01:23.020 it probably probably in like posting and talking about it publicly i could see how that would she

01:01:27.560 would say the following i want her to do the same you know what i'm saying true true true wow now

01:01:31.700 that is where you have really leveled up empathy wow we're we're we are past five months may seem

01:01:39.460 like rookie numbers to to you guys but i'll have you know this is my longest relationship ever

01:01:43.980 proud of you kid thank you who had ever thought it would have been like this pretty of a girl

01:01:47.920 like honestly i'm quite shocked what'd you think it was gonna be a blast always like well i mean

01:01:52.020 He has 8,000 different cards

01:01:55.080 with different price ranges

01:01:56.460 and he's pulling out crystals out of mountains.

01:01:58.620 So I would think Bigfoot would have been an option.

01:02:02.340 She calls me a dork, but here's the problem. 0.95

01:02:06.060 She's sucked in now too. 0.99

01:02:07.560 She's into what I'm into. 1.00

01:02:08.720 She's pulled two Charzards. 1.00

01:02:09.940 She loves opening packs every night.

01:02:11.560 Babe, can we open a pack?

01:02:12.500 I'm just like, sure. 0.98

01:02:14.020 Pull a Charizard and she does.

01:02:15.800 All right.

01:02:16.080 Can I buy something right now?

01:02:19.640 Do you want to buy one of the packs

01:02:21.100 I'm going to open on the stream?

01:02:21.820 You already told me you won't even give me friends and family.

01:02:24.000 I'm not giving you a discount.

01:02:24.900 That just feels so weird to me.

01:02:26.140 No, because here's why.

01:02:27.300 If I give you or any of my friends who are celebrity friends or rich friends who want

01:02:31.580 to buy a pack a discount, and you pull a fantastic card, and someone who paid the same price

01:02:38.940 didn't pull a fantastic card, because they're all not guaranteed holographics.

01:02:42.700 Don't you think they'll make an exception?

01:02:45.960 Optics.

01:02:46.320 Well, I go to the Maverick Club.

01:02:47.800 They won't believe it.

01:02:48.180 Trips with you to Denver to sit with the Maverick Club fans.

01:02:50.400 They won't believe it.

01:02:50.640 I do so much.

01:02:51.240 my name and likeness how much and no no discount it has to be fair this is one of those things

01:02:56.320 it has to be how much how much bro bro bro right here a funny story i want to hear a funny story

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01:03:56.520 buyraycon.com slash logan back to the program this is funny uh every month in maverick club

01:04:03.500 we give out 10k to to a member and uh shit i gotta sign up it's a great it's really awesome

01:04:09.860 and uh we we we chose our winner and we went to go look at his phone number and he's short like 0.97

01:04:15.220 two digits i'm like fuck i can't call this guy like every other member we've been able to just 0.81

01:04:19.920 call him on the spot and say hey you won fifteen thousand dollars ten thousand dollars and uh 0.97

01:04:25.520 so i email him i'm like hey man you're uh you left a couple digits out can i call you what's

01:04:30.480 your number he gave me his number but i call him and he's like hey man i'm like yo this kid's seven

01:04:36.880 no he's he's 15 years old bro i right off the bat i'm like how old are you fam he's like i'm 15

01:04:43.340 bro it's crazy

01:04:44.260 I got the original

01:04:45.320 the favorite hoodie

01:04:46.040 he puts on the favorite hoodie 0.99

01:04:47.040 I'm like what the fuck 1.00

01:04:47.940 bro and he's funny too 1.00

01:04:48.960 he's cracking jokes

01:04:49.740 or whatever

01:04:50.100 and I was like

01:04:51.100 hey do you want $10,000 1.00

01:04:52.220 he lost his fucking mind 1.00

01:04:54.580 he goes 1.00

01:04:55.080 hey log in

01:04:55.960 he's Spanish

01:04:56.520 he goes 0.90

01:04:56.780 we go to this strip club

01:04:57.960 I'm like

01:04:58.920 I chose the wrong person

01:05:00.160 or the right person 0.54

01:05:01.380 he signed me the fuck up 0.81

01:05:02.780 he's 15 0.97

01:05:03.600 dude

01:05:04.040 he's on the right path

01:05:05.100 but it's

01:05:05.760 you know

01:05:06.400 your dad would say so

01:05:07.580 my dad was

01:05:08.280 listen baby

01:05:09.600 go ahead 1.00

01:05:10.420 go shoot out a couple nuts 0.73

01:05:11.860 we'll head down to the casino 1.00

01:05:13.160 He goes, fucking $10,000 for strippers. 1.00

01:05:17.280 Go to the internet. 1.00

01:05:18.140 Dude, I don't understand how your dad is from Staten Island. 0.97

01:05:20.880 I'll never understand it.

01:05:21.880 Dude, my favorite story.

01:05:23.020 My dad is when he got knocked out in front of me,

01:05:24.680 but he made eye contact on the way down. 0.92

01:05:26.900 He like fucking looked at me and he grabbed his shirt 0.98

01:05:29.760 and he ripped the dude's shirt off of him 0.98

01:05:31.740 and he fell to the ground, looked up at me, 1.00

01:05:33.180 goes, fuck him, I got his shirt. 1.00

01:05:34.520 And I go, get back up, you're still the fighter. 1.00

01:05:36.700 Why was he street fighting?

01:05:38.140 Dude, liquor store, bro.

01:05:39.360 I've seen this guy knock out more people

01:05:40.960 than anybody in the UFC. 1.00

01:05:42.600 Damn. 1.00

01:05:42.920 And he's the worst shit talker. 1.00

01:05:44.340 And it's fucked up because you have a crazy propensity to fight now. 1.00

01:05:47.360 Do you remember the many, many times when the KSI shit was about to pop off? 1.00

01:05:52.420 You would come out of fucking the rafters. 0.99

01:05:53.940 He's the first person on stage. 1.00

01:05:54.920 He would swing out of the rafters.

01:05:55.720 I didn't even know he was there.

01:05:57.120 I had no idea.

01:05:58.100 Swing from a vine like Tarzan.

01:06:00.040 I said, aren't we in LA?

01:06:00.480 George of the jungle.

01:06:01.760 George of the jungle.

01:06:03.020 Yeah.

01:06:03.900 No, bro.

01:06:05.040 My dad taught me this.

01:06:06.220 He goes, you'll never win every single fight. 0.97

01:06:08.520 He goes, but man, if you can know how to get fucking hit and get back up, 0.86

01:06:11.780 you could confuse everybody else that's called that's called the bryce hall mentality yep did 0.97

01:06:15.960 he get knocked down and come back up well on the show and i've spoken in personally he's like yeah 0.57

01:06:19.900 like i've lost a lot of fights but i don't give a fuck yeah it's like i'm here and i respect people 0.70

01:06:24.120 that are like that yeah you have to dude i my dad i had to step into a fight once the liquor start 0.97

01:06:28.620 my dad looked at the guy this is how i know don't ever talk shit if you don't know how that's why 0.97

01:06:32.680 logan knows i don't talk shit before i fight i'm very silent very poor with my words when i'm angry 1.00

01:06:37.000 this guy goes motherfucker I'll drop you 1.00

01:06:40.100 right now bitch and my dad 1.00

01:06:42.060 goes drop me I drop you like a hot potato 1.00

01:06:44.300 asshole you got to talk 1.00

01:06:46.080 to and I was like nope you already lost a 1.00

01:06:48.100 fight don't even swing I was like you lost

01:06:50.200 it dear god you can knock him out

01:06:52.060 cold turkey but you still said hot potato

01:06:53.980 go back home

01:06:55.200 I was never good

01:06:58.180 with my surroundings because that's the

01:07:00.120 thing about getting into street fights or

01:07:02.060 fights in public places you need

01:07:04.100 to be very aware of your surroundings

01:07:05.940 and at the time I really learned that lesson

01:07:08.340 was when I tried to defend this girl

01:07:10.320 outside the bar, it was like 2013

01:07:11.840 and I was

01:07:13.480 I had been drinking and she had been drinking 0.52

01:07:16.300 whatever and she came up to me

01:07:18.240 and she was like, that guy over there

01:07:19.940 he did horrible stuff to me

01:07:21.840 and I was like, I'll handle this

01:07:24.080 this girl Jocelyn, Milford, Connecticut

01:07:26.040 we're at the bar

01:07:27.000 and I walk up to the kid

01:07:30.480 and I'm like, hey man

01:07:32.240 no problem or anything 1.00

01:07:34.140 but why don't you just watch your fucking hands 1.00

01:07:35.920 And watch what you say to the girl 1.00

01:07:37.320 Oh no 1.00

01:07:39.040 Dude walks up

01:07:40.400 And then my vision opens up

01:07:42.540 And I realize

01:07:42.920 Wow there's like seven of him

01:07:44.120 And these were the kind of kids

01:07:46.200 That weren't like 0.99

01:07:46.760 Yo one on one fair fight type shit 0.98

01:07:48.240 Like by the 10th Timbaland to the head bro 1.00

01:07:50.700 I was like yo I fucked up 0.99

01:07:52.500 They're all in Tim's 0.99

01:07:53.480 Bro I woke up in the hospital 1.00

01:07:54.760 I'm like yo this is fuck 0.99

01:07:56.380 Like I was knotted up 1.00

01:07:57.740 Oh wait they beat the shit out of you 1.00

01:07:58.960 Jump the fuck out of me bro 1.00

01:08:00.120 There was like probably 0.97

01:08:00.780 There was probably like five or six of them 0.99

01:08:02.380 You never ever ever ever ever get involved in the shit 0.99

01:08:04.780 That you're doing 0.99

01:08:05.300 You have to be smarter than that.

01:08:06.540 100%.

01:08:07.180 But obviously, you know that the majority of fighting in public places happens when alcohol is involved. 0.98

01:08:12.720 And I made a stupid decision to try to defend a girl's honor who I was friends with. 0.98

01:08:15.880 And honestly, there is nothing scarier than when you're sizing up for a one-on-one fight. 0.99

01:08:22.080 And all of a sudden, you have to decide who to hit first out of the three that rush first.

01:08:25.140 You're done.

01:08:25.660 You're done.

01:08:26.060 I mean, you have to pick targets and start swinging.

01:08:29.060 No, no, no.

01:08:29.500 Distance is your key.

01:08:30.480 Distance.

01:08:30.720 Oh, right.

01:08:31.180 Yeah, for sure.

01:08:32.040 If you're going to do it.

01:08:33.720 I'm not talking about running.

01:08:34.660 I'm talking about distance

01:08:35.320 you know how fast

01:08:36.140 you know how fast I move

01:08:37.160 quick

01:08:37.500 now tell the truth

01:08:39.400 so slow

01:08:40.220 okay

01:08:40.500 these dudes were

01:08:41.840 these dudes were like

01:08:42.820 seven years my junior

01:08:44.560 and were moving at the speed

01:08:46.060 of like Charizard 0.99

01:08:46.940 holy fuck 0.99

01:08:47.640 does he move fast 1.00

01:08:48.380 so fast

01:08:48.920 bro like I didn't even know

01:08:50.660 bro I literally woke up

01:08:51.760 and they're like

01:08:52.060 I hate both of you so much 0.85

01:08:52.880 it was bad 1.00

01:08:53.360 it was bad

01:08:53.740 I wonder if Matt was so quiet here

01:08:55.220 just listening to you guys talk

01:08:56.440 I just want to shut up 0.99

01:08:57.200 just like sit there 0.99

01:08:58.040 and watch you guys

01:08:58.600 I would have said

01:08:59.260 I would have said like 0.99

01:08:59.860 Jolteon or some shit 0.99

01:09:00.720 you wouldn't know 1.00

01:09:01.240 but electric dog 1.00

01:09:02.620 fast as fuck 0.99

01:09:03.440 I imagine this thing 0.98

01:09:04.160 just sprint like a little

01:09:05.000 bolt of lightning

01:09:05.740 you gotta be

01:09:07.000 where was the girl by the way 1.00

01:09:08.280 was she just watching 1.00

01:09:09.060 you get your ass kicked 1.00

01:09:09.820 stop 1.00

01:09:10.080 oh yeah

01:09:11.340 stop 0.99

01:09:12.020 now she did come

01:09:13.400 she did come in the ambulance

01:09:14.840 with me 0.77

01:09:15.400 she did come in the ambulance

01:09:17.020 with me

01:09:17.400 I'm not gonna lie

01:09:18.140 everybody's like

01:09:19.000 I wonder what that guy 0.99

01:09:20.020 fucking did 0.99

01:09:20.540 bro but they were 0.99

01:09:22.280 they were like

01:09:23.000 teeing off

01:09:24.160 like you know

01:09:24.680 how they was

01:09:25.320 what do they call

01:09:25.700 field goal kicks

01:09:26.380 where it's like

01:09:27.280 yo you wish you were

01:09:28.580 concealed carry

01:09:29.660 yeah

01:09:30.040 like I got a bunch of those

01:09:31.780 like barely 1.00

01:09:32.420 still even alive

01:09:33.580 like

01:09:33.900 dome shots

01:09:34.920 chest shots 1.00

01:09:35.600 I was fucked up 0.99

01:09:36.760 for like a week 0.99

01:09:37.260 George and I have a story

01:09:38.720 like this

01:09:39.260 you avoided it

01:09:40.480 oh yeah 1.00

01:09:41.840 fuck yeah 1.00

01:09:42.800 listen you gotta know 0.99

01:09:43.760 one to hold them

01:09:44.500 and one to fold them

01:09:45.360 and I looked at my boy

01:09:47.280 actually we should probably

01:09:48.460 start from scratch

01:09:49.040 let's do this

01:09:49.800 when we were coming up

01:09:51.240 on Vine

01:09:51.720 we took a trip to OU

01:09:53.320 when our buddy

01:09:54.500 by the way

01:09:54.620 still one of the best

01:09:55.380 experiences of my life

01:09:56.180 so much fun 0.99

01:09:56.900 OU you fucking rock 0.98

01:09:58.080 we fucking love OU 0.99

01:09:59.020 we fucking love OU 0.98

01:09:59.920 our buddy Mark Doner 0.96

01:10:02.080 was still in college

01:10:04.220 So we...

01:10:05.100 Was he?

01:10:05.420 Yeah, he was. 0.98

01:10:05.940 He was living in a Palmer place.

01:10:08.560 Palmer place.

01:10:09.700 We visited for, I think,

01:10:11.520 I think it was Palmer Fest.

01:10:13.580 They have festivals like any college.

01:10:15.440 But bro, these are famous in Ohio.

01:10:18.220 Palmer Fest especially. 0.99

01:10:19.480 It's fucking crazy. 0.98

01:10:20.740 OU used to be the number one party school in the world. 0.99

01:10:22.520 I don't think it is anymore.

01:10:24.220 When was it?

01:10:25.120 In America.

01:10:25.640 I thought it's always been a tie between Arizona and Jersey.

01:10:28.360 It wasn't.

01:10:28.860 It wasn't back in the day.

01:10:30.040 I'm from Arizona. 0.99

01:10:30.880 They ain't got shit. 0.99

01:10:32.400 Really? 1.00

01:10:32.640 now they do

01:10:33.720 now they do

01:10:34.460 I think they do

01:10:35.100 I think they do now

01:10:35.700 maybe now

01:10:36.140 but I came from

01:10:37.500 like that was a year

01:10:38.640 that I left from Arizona

01:10:39.640 like it wasn't that far off

01:10:41.020 I'll tell you how

01:10:42.080 like how close it was

01:10:43.120 I didn't even have a job

01:10:44.940 and I didn't have any income

01:10:46.080 I didn't know

01:10:47.040 I was going on that trip

01:10:48.060 until he passed me a ticket

01:10:49.460 he said I bought your flight

01:10:50.640 you're coming with me

01:10:51.260 like that's how far

01:10:52.380 a long time ago it was

01:10:53.620 bro when I went there 0.99

01:10:54.840 I thought I was in a fucking movie bro 1.00

01:10:56.560 cops couldn't do shit 1.00

01:10:57.720 they blocked off everything 0.97

01:10:58.960 they were on horses

01:10:59.960 it was crazy

01:11:01.060 OU goes crazy

01:11:02.200 shout out to you

01:11:03.140 yeah so

01:11:03.520 oh my god there's so many good stories

01:11:05.240 a lot of stories here

01:11:06.020 I'm just gonna tell this one

01:11:06.960 wait what about the one

01:11:07.840 when we show up

01:11:08.240 no no no no

01:11:08.620 we'll let it trickle out

01:11:09.860 we'll let it trickle out

01:11:10.600 alright let's tell this one

01:11:11.760 alright so

01:11:12.300 yeah we got a lot of love

01:11:14.980 guess what happens

01:11:16.240 when you get a lot of love

01:11:16.940 you get a lot of hate

01:11:17.720 a lot of hate

01:11:18.300 you can imagine

01:11:19.080 we're coming up on Vine 0.99

01:11:20.020 we're the annoying fucking 0.99

01:11:21.060 back in the day 0.99

01:11:22.040 you know

01:11:22.360 douchey no beard Logan

01:11:23.720 like 0.96

01:11:24.120 punchable face

01:11:25.480 right 0.99

01:11:25.820 very punchable face 0.51

01:11:27.000 so we're walking

01:11:28.000 it's probably midnight

01:11:29.260 1, 2am

01:11:30.220 the parties are kind of 1.00

01:11:31.860 closed down and we're used to people the whole day saying yo we love you and also yo fuck you 0.99

01:11:37.100 leave leave the campus and and every person would be like yeah yeah fuck yeah let's do it and no 0.99

01:11:42.160 one would challenge us like we're no we were we were on our hot shit first like we like we weren't 0.99

01:11:46.860 backing down from shit until we walk in we walk in in palmer place and i hear uh from this from 0.99

01:11:53.620 this little studio a little apartment i hear like hey hey fuck you logan paul and this is at the end 0.99

01:11:59.640 of like pushing back on everyone so i'm like i'm gonna do it again like i ain't backing down from 0.98

01:12:05.000 anyone i haven't this whole day i got georgie with me there's so many stories before this that gave 0.73

01:12:09.960 us that fucking big that's what i'm saying like we're walking tough guy mentality mistake because 0.74

01:12:15.180 what happened was i approached the complex and i stood in the doorframe and i said you went into 0.99

01:12:21.200 the doorframe i was standing by the house and i said who said it i said yo someone in here got

01:12:25.340 something to say and i see this uh shadowy figure rise they're all watching the tv and i see this 0.99

01:12:30.480 silhouette rise and oh it won't stop rising and i said wow oh oh shit fuck he's looking up he's 0.95

01:12:38.100 imagine me bro he's six seven and i'm like oh no no no nope i'm gonna leave now and then i look 0.95

01:12:44.480 around and as i'm backpedaling i'm like oh it's just gotta be some sort of team it's gotta be

01:12:50.000 some sort of athletic team and i backpedal and this dude comes walking out of the house he's 0.98

01:12:53.480 He's like, yo, why the fuck are you here? 0.99

01:12:54.580 I go, just fucking just trying to have fun. 1.00

01:12:57.220 Like, you know, just trying to have some fun. 0.99

01:12:58.920 And, yo, sure enough, fucking next dude, 6'4", 250. 0.98

01:13:03.360 Next dude, 6'6", 270. 1.00

01:13:05.400 And it turns out this is the fucking OU football team. 0.99

01:13:09.480 The front line is the defensive line. 0.99

01:13:11.460 And we just found out because Mark told us these exact dudes put someone in the hospital,

01:13:16.240 wired his jaw shut the day before.

01:13:18.280 The bouncer at the club. 0.99

01:13:19.360 They beat the shit out of the bouncer and wired his jaw shut. 0.99

01:13:21.700 These dudes are no joke. 0.99

01:13:22.720 You're like, what are you doing here?

01:13:23.780 You're like, I'm here to make a donation to the athletic board.

01:13:27.240 No problem.

01:13:28.200 No harm.

01:13:28.760 No foul.

01:13:29.480 So I'm like, oh, no.

01:13:31.880 I go, I'm feeling super hot. 0.99

01:13:33.800 Big dick energy right now, but not anymore. 0.99

01:13:36.240 It's just like you just jumped in a cold pool, shriveled up. 0.98

01:13:38.660 You're like, why am I here?

01:13:39.860 So he approaches me, and George is next to me, and the whole team comes out.

01:13:43.960 There's like five dudes, and we're talking back and forth, and slowly backpedaling.

01:13:49.560 Eventually, I stand my ground.

01:13:50.720 Georgie goes

01:13:51.840 he whispers

01:13:52.440 whispers in my ear

01:13:53.460 this is when I knew

01:13:54.260 this was gonna be

01:13:54.560 a lifelong friend

01:13:55.220 he goes

01:13:55.700 brother

01:13:56.840 I'm down to do this

01:13:58.420 with you

01:13:58.740 but I want you to know

01:13:59.640 we are going to the hospital

01:14:00.640 and I said

01:14:02.500 yeah you right

01:14:05.320 and so

01:14:06.640 my knees were shaking

01:14:07.720 the whole time

01:14:08.400 it was so scary

01:14:09.320 so this is one of those

01:14:10.120 situations

01:14:10.700 where I was

01:14:11.300 the guy's like

01:14:12.140 why don't you get 0.99

01:14:12.640 the fuck out of here 0.99

01:14:13.320 and I started backpedaling 0.98

01:14:14.420 I was like

01:14:14.700 you know what 0.99

01:14:15.080 I fucking will get 1.00

01:14:16.060 I will get the fuck 1.00

01:14:17.920 out of here 0.91

01:14:18.320 and by the way

01:14:19.760 have a good night

01:14:20.980 I'm still trying to talk 0.97

01:14:26.600 nice shit as I'm leaving 0.99

01:14:28.180 to leave with some dignity 0.99

01:14:29.540 and the moral of the story is

01:14:31.940 choose your battles wisely

01:14:33.300 we were not willing to get our jaws wired

01:14:35.340 those stories are

01:14:37.360 there's so many

01:14:39.080 we actually had a party school at

01:14:41.260 UConn

01:14:42.500 great basketball team obviously

01:14:44.380 was always in the top 10 of party schools

01:14:46.240 and there would be parties there all the time too

01:14:49.160 And then one year at, um, what was it called?

01:14:51.940 Summer spring break or some spring fest or something.

01:14:54.740 There was a fight where a kid, a one-on-one fight, a kid hit the other kid.

01:14:59.480 They're at a party.

01:15:00.420 Thought it was just a cool fight.

01:15:01.600 Kid falls over, hits his head on the curb, dies right there on the spot.

01:15:04.340 That changed the entire, uh, flow of partying at Yukon.

01:15:09.180 It changed everything.

01:15:10.520 Like, like everything got the, the cops came at for every party.

01:15:14.340 They changed everything.

01:15:15.000 Street fighting

01:15:16.760 As fun as it can be

01:15:19.380 It's quite dangerous

01:15:20.840 It's not a game anymore and anything goes

01:15:23.220 That's the thing bro

01:15:24.500 You could be the best MMA fighter in the world

01:15:26.840 If you're not a street fighter and you don't know how to street fight

01:15:29.240 I'm talking like break a bottle, throw a chair 1.00

01:15:31.060 Spit in an eye, put your thumb up a butt 0.98

01:15:33.440 Anything that'll work to get you that win 0.99

01:15:35.080 That last one got me

01:15:36.420 I had them all checked off my list

01:15:38.240 But that last one it's like

01:15:39.360 You gotta get creative

01:15:41.200 You're in a street, tickle the ribs

01:15:42.860 No one sees that coming

01:15:44.000 You gotta have a dog mentality

01:15:46.480 My dad raised me with the ability

01:15:48.000 If somebody's nuts are in my face in a street fight 0.95

01:15:50.980 I'm biting them 1.00

01:15:51.540 I'll bite your dick 1.00

01:15:53.520 I'm not happy about it 1.00

01:15:56.200 But I'll bite your dick 1.00

01:15:57.200 Don't put it in my shit 1.00

01:15:58.880 I am struggling to see where that would ever happen 1.00

01:16:03.320 You wouldn't believe

01:16:04.540 The liquor store fights that I've been in 1.00

01:16:06.360 I'm sure you've seen some fucked up dick bites 0.99

01:16:08.460 If you're fighting Adesanya 1.00

01:16:12.800 His balls might end up in your face 0.99

01:16:15.620 That's what I'm saying 1.00

01:16:16.340 I hear your point 1.00

01:16:18.040 I'll bite your shit 1.00

01:16:20.360 This whole podcast has been like funny stories 1.00

01:16:24.100 It's great

01:16:24.620 How long have we been going for?

01:16:27.080 Hour nine

01:16:27.920 It feels like no time at all

01:16:30.160 Can we punch in

01:16:31.800 Right before the Pokemon stuff

01:16:33.840 Fast forward

01:16:34.920 This is going to be one of those podcasts

01:16:39.100 Where the people watching it

01:16:40.060 They're like I didn't even realize that amount of time

01:16:42.280 i haven't even i thought we just started i know it's been good i'm starting to realize that i

01:16:47.680 like uh the the boys one more than welcome to the club we all realize it bro we love our guests

01:16:53.260 we love our guests and it helps us like learn about people yeah but like but we're friends

01:16:57.640 for a reason we're already comfortable with each other it's hard to say you want to eat 0.98

01:17:01.180 somebody's dick in front of somebody you just met well i'm happy you said it exactly 0.99

01:17:04.400 launch it lb go for it josie and i like most couples in quarantine movies at night 0.99

01:17:11.960 yes wind down 10 p.m put on a movie and i realized you know everyone watches movies different i

01:17:19.040 commentate a lot because i'm a creator i'm like oh i wonder how they got that shot right i'm like

01:17:22.640 i'm like i'm hyper analyzing everything yep so when she talks during the movie

01:17:28.160 i get so mad i rewind i go yeah yeah right like i put her on autopilot and then she won't stop

01:17:34.980 talking and then i pause it i'm like babe this is like the climax or like it's just starting it's

01:17:39.760 the most important part i have to rewind and watch it and i realized like yo i'm really picky about 0.91

01:17:45.120 my movies now when in high school when i played a movie with a girl i was just trying to fuck 1.00

01:17:51.100 fuck the movie fuck the movie totally i don't give a i don't give a fuck oh my god and she's 1.00

01:17:56.700 used to that because she's a girl and guys don't usually give a fuck who knows all i just thinks 1.00

01:18:01.760 you're sensitive all i want to do is watch a movie bro but and how times have changed i guess is what 0.99

01:18:07.600 i'm saying in high school like i fuck this movie i don't even care it's in the background it's just 0.98

01:18:12.000 that's all it is to be in the dark right now right now joji's like you're saying something 0.98

01:18:15.280 to the movie i go hey babe isn't in your bedtime i'm watching gerald's game i can't hate when people

01:18:20.240 talk during a movie i can relate to this so much amara tries to she likes to she calls it

01:18:25.060 multitasking she's like let's throw a movie on and talk about things no no no no and she also

01:18:31.420 she when we get food like even that i'm like anything you bring to the movie to me is a

01:18:35.560 distraction yeah i want to hear every sound i want to see every imagine watching 1917 and trying

01:18:42.020 to figure out how they got the most one of the most panoramic floating shots in movie history 1.00

01:18:48.240 and the girl's like you know so anyways i was at the chanel store today and the fucking lady was 0.99

01:18:53.600 being said no no no yeah i gotta say i'm a hypocrite i am a hypocrite because two of us 0.98

01:19:00.320 because i'm watching a movie and i hate when people talk but i always like pause the movie 0.89

01:19:05.000 By the way, I'm a pauser.

01:19:06.040 I'm a pauser.

01:19:06.820 That's okay.

01:19:07.860 That's okay.

01:19:08.480 That's okay.

01:19:09.040 That's okay.

01:19:09.840 Wait, hold the gun. 0.89

01:19:11.700 Because it's not that I fucking hate the fact that, because I'm a creator now, and Logan 0.88

01:19:18.240 knows this, but I love writing and spinning off and seeing what they're going. 0.94

01:19:21.780 I fucking hate when I watch a movie and I know exactly what's happening.

01:19:24.860 Like, I know exactly where they're going to go, what the foreshadow is, who the actual 0.99

01:19:28.600 villain is.

01:19:29.640 That's how you know if a movie's good.

01:19:31.600 Seriously.

01:19:32.040 If you can predict it, the movie probably isn't up to par.

01:19:35.000 No, that's what he's saying.

01:19:36.200 No, that's what he's saying.

01:19:37.360 You're saying you can tell exactly what's coming next.

01:19:40.120 He doesn't like it.

01:19:40.860 And 99% of them. 1.00

01:19:42.080 Shut up. 1.00

01:19:42.200 Easy chance. 1.00

01:19:42.760 Justin, do I not do that? 0.98

01:19:43.340 I'd like to watch Inception with you and have you tell me what's about to fucking happen. 0.74

01:19:47.520 Dude, I couldn't get into Inception. 0.67

01:19:48.820 I was so, like, not bored, but I'm like, no, no, no, please don't.

01:19:51.920 Those are fighting words.

01:19:54.960 I don't know, man.

01:19:56.320 What about Interstellar?

01:19:58.200 Boring to me.

01:19:58.880 I was very bored.

01:19:59.700 Two on one.

01:20:00.600 I'll go around the other side. 1.00

01:20:01.520 I'm going to fucking kill you. 1.00

01:20:03.140 Yeah, listen, you pick out Pokemon. 1.00

01:20:05.000 suck my butt 1.00

01:20:05.900 okay like 1.00

01:20:06.500 fucking get out of here 0.99

01:20:07.480 okay bro bro 1.00

01:20:08.220 suck my butt 1.00

01:20:10.080 that's a new one 1.00

01:20:10.700 that's my new catchphrase

01:20:11.580 what's your movie

01:20:12.440 those are our

01:20:13.180 those are our 1.00

01:20:14.160 fucking movies bro 1.00

01:20:15.320 okay like for example 1.00

01:20:16.460 TV shows

01:20:17.160 anybody who argues

01:20:18.360 that Friends

01:20:18.920 isn't the best sitcom

01:20:19.820 ever exists

01:20:20.340 right here Georgie 1.00

01:20:21.260 what's your fucking movie 0.99

01:20:22.500 look at Mike 1.00

01:20:22.920 right here

01:20:23.560 answer the question

01:20:24.260 I don't know

01:20:25.500 movie's tough

01:20:26.140 so how are you gonna

01:20:27.540 diss on our iMovies

01:20:28.760 Interstellar and Inception

01:20:29.520 you ain't even got 0.99

01:20:30.080 a fucking movie 0.99

01:20:30.260 okay for example 1.00

01:20:30.760 Inception is good

01:20:32.300 but the movie

01:20:34.180 I forgot the name of it

01:20:35.160 but where he eats

01:20:35.740 the actual

01:20:37.200 like buffalo 0.95

01:20:38.040 or whatever the fuck 0.99

01:20:38.740 oh oh oh 0.98

01:20:39.340 Revenant

01:20:39.660 I think that's better

01:20:40.760 it's very good

01:20:41.860 that's a great movie

01:20:42.900 is that your movie

01:20:43.420 no

01:20:44.360 what's your movie

01:20:45.380 I don't know

01:20:47.060 Joji

01:20:47.500 I don't know

01:20:48.080 I don't know

01:20:48.420 it's too hard

01:20:48.820 it's too hard

01:20:49.180 you can't tell me

01:20:50.140 if a food tastes good

01:20:51.240 if you've never tasted food

01:20:52.180 in your life

01:20:52.400 I can tell you

01:20:52.880 genres that are my favorite

01:20:53.900 like rom-coms

01:20:54.860 I like Just Friends

01:20:56.240 50 First Dates

01:20:57.000 oh yeah

01:20:58.040 see that's why

01:20:58.920 it's like ice cream to me

01:21:00.160 like I can't just

01:21:00.940 well actually I have

01:21:01.960 vanilla

01:21:02.180 do you like thrillers

01:21:02.940 yes

01:21:04.460 Shutter Island

01:21:06.840 Love that 0.96

01:21:08.080 Shawshank Redemption

01:21:10.540 Love that 0.93

01:21:11.000 Classic

01:21:11.720 See I'm just not

01:21:15.180 I'm not a sheep

01:21:15.920 So when the whole crowd's like 0.99

01:21:17.140 This is a fucking great movie 0.99

01:21:18.980 And then I watch it 1.00

01:21:19.800 I'm like this is it

01:21:20.540 But that doesn't make you a sheep bro

01:21:22.880 Typically if the majority opinion says

01:21:25.880 Oh this is a good movie

01:21:26.820 You know 90% of the time they're right

01:21:28.760 There's some where you see the 99% rating

01:21:30.560 On Rotten Tomatoes

01:21:31.200 And you watch and you're like 0.98

01:21:31.880 how the fuck did this 0.98

01:21:33.380 okay question question question 0.96

01:21:34.980 I got one for you check this out

01:21:36.500 Ip Man

01:21:37.040 Ip Man 0.96

01:21:38.520 yeah 1.00

01:21:38.800 okay

01:21:39.240 first two

01:21:40.760 in my opinion

01:21:41.800 this movie wasn't even in our language bro

01:21:45.500 we had to sit there and read it

01:21:46.640 and I hate reading

01:21:48.040 more than anything

01:21:48.660 I've watched that movie seven times

01:21:50.000 it's so good

01:21:50.720 phenomenal

01:21:51.280 you love that too

01:21:52.040 speaking of subtitles

01:21:52.880 did you guys both see Parasite

01:21:54.320 did you see Parasite

01:21:55.780 phenomenal

01:21:56.220 phenomenal

01:21:57.300 phenomenal

01:21:57.800 see movies like this

01:21:59.560 amazing

01:22:00.240 It's just when I see a movie

01:22:02.220 And I know where it's gonna go

01:22:03.520 I'm bored

01:22:04.520 Because a lot of movies are recreating other movies

01:22:06.960 And I'm a huge movie fanatic 0.99

01:22:08.280 So I just know where this shit's going 0.99

01:22:09.620 Like let me give you an example 0.98

01:22:10.900 Hitch to me is always gonna be a classic

01:22:12.720 So good

01:22:13.340 Will Smith

01:22:13.840 Phenomenal

01:22:14.480 Yeah

01:22:14.720 I just watched something with Will Smith

01:22:18.780 Bad Boys for Life

01:22:20.400 The new one that just came out

01:22:21.880 I did not see it yet

01:22:22.760 People said they hated it 0.98

01:22:24.300 I fucking loved it 0.97

01:22:25.700 It's funny 0.98

01:22:26.340 Even though I can see what's happening

01:22:27.780 And where it's gonna go

01:22:28.520 sometimes a good classic

01:22:29.540 is just a good classic

01:22:30.520 yeah

01:22:30.800 it's funny

01:22:31.500 I somehow

01:22:32.180 fell out of love

01:22:33.940 with comedies

01:22:35.000 and I only watch

01:22:36.600 like these dark

01:22:37.400 pessimistic

01:22:38.300 dystopian

01:22:39.120 dramas

01:22:39.720 and violence

01:22:40.900 but there's one

01:22:42.260 comedy

01:22:43.520 that I can keep watching

01:22:44.780 that came out

01:22:45.220 in the past couple years

01:22:45.960 that's Good Boys

01:22:46.560 Good Boys

01:22:48.080 is that what it's called

01:22:48.800 oh

01:22:49.340 that is such a good movie 0.99

01:22:50.660 I love that fucking movie 0.99

01:22:51.580 that is such a good movie 0.99

01:22:52.620 I love that

01:22:53.320 I watch it

01:22:54.060 ten times

01:22:54.900 yeah that's a phenomenal

01:22:55.680 phenomenal movie

01:22:56.480 he just got into

01:22:57.240 American Horror Stories

01:22:58.360 Jacob Timberlake

01:22:59.440 you

01:23:00.060 what do you mean me

01:23:01.160 oh yeah

01:23:01.760 you just got into

01:23:02.480 American Horror Stories

01:23:02.860 yeah it's fantastic

01:23:03.640 I love that show

01:23:05.540 trying to get the director

01:23:06.400 of the seasons

01:23:07.520 that I

01:23:07.860 the three seasons

01:23:08.740 that I like

01:23:09.180 on the show

01:23:09.780 yeah I'm close

01:23:10.440 what's his name

01:23:10.700 oh really

01:23:11.060 Brian

01:23:11.380 I don't want to say his name

01:23:13.060 I don't want to put

01:23:13.920 any pressure on him

01:23:14.620 so the maker

01:23:15.300 people tweet him 1.00

01:23:16.280 you son of a bitch 1.00

01:23:17.120 well they will bro 1.00

01:23:17.560 Paul Simpels goes hard

01:23:18.580 they're going to want

01:23:18.960 to see this dude too

01:23:19.560 he's a G 0.94

01:23:20.080 the maker of AHS 0.77

01:23:21.760 or the makers of it

01:23:23.800 made a show for Netflix

01:23:24.780 that's popular right now

01:23:25.620 called Ratched

01:23:26.280 that's made by the same 0.95

01:23:27.660 yeah

01:23:27.940 Oh, because Sarah Paulson's cast is there.

01:23:29.860 Correct.

01:23:30.360 And I was telling Logan about this the other day.

01:23:32.340 It's based on One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

01:23:34.780 Classic, classic 70s film.

01:23:36.640 And so Nurse Ratched from that show is the lead in this Netflix spin-off.

01:23:41.000 I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. 0.98

01:23:42.780 It is fucked up programming. 0.99

01:23:44.840 You guys are both watching. 1.00

01:23:46.100 I don't like watching dark shit, bro. 1.00

01:23:47.560 It's very dark. 1.00

01:23:48.260 I hate it. 0.53

01:23:49.160 I hate it. 0.99

01:23:49.960 And strangely, I just got to episode six, has child sex undertones. 0.96

01:23:57.420 on Netflix

01:23:58.260 I know

01:24:00.820 with Cuties

01:24:02.260 and we haven't talked

01:24:03.140 about Cuties

01:24:03.560 I know a lot of people

01:24:04.300 have been commenting

01:24:04.840 we want to hear you guys

01:24:05.380 talk about Cuties

01:24:05.940 but it was weird to me

01:24:07.820 to see another instance

01:24:09.340 of it on Netflix

01:24:10.100 Netflix is going

01:24:11.080 they're holding back

01:24:12.140 nothing friend

01:24:13.240 they're

01:24:14.180 oh my god

01:24:15.600 what

01:24:15.900 I just

01:24:16.400 so alright

01:24:17.720 so we're wrapping up the show

01:24:19.080 that was a phenomenal show

01:24:21.160 literally that was

01:24:21.900 felt good

01:24:22.540 that was fantastic

01:24:23.240 I had so much fun

01:24:24.580 wait the podcast is done

01:24:25.520 yeah that's it

01:24:26.180 we're close

01:24:26.520 aww

01:24:27.420 we've been going for a long time we did our guest episode coming out thursday jack courage dunlop 0.92

01:24:32.180 uh before this one so he carried the fight he's incredible i love fucking love that kid 0.55

01:24:37.360 but uh yeah hit that subscribe button i will say jeffrey my estimate on the psa 10

01:24:42.060 base at blastoise was low 4900 the last one sold for six days ago this is a five thousand dollar

01:24:48.480 card i bought the pack for five hundred dollars i'm gonna make more money i'm gonna make more

01:24:53.380 money in the pokemon hustle than i will my entire career ever that's probably a lot can you buy can

01:24:58.780 you buy those cards like pretty the packs pretty easily online 500 bucks uh if you're interested

01:25:04.120 um like i bought them as heavy packs you can weigh them so you know which one's about 500 0.92

01:25:10.120 you'll see this pokemon video coming out this week we fucking love you we love impossible yeah 0.76

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - September 29, 2020

E221 Logan Paul Addresses Next Boxing Opponent - IMPAULSIVE EP. 221

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