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00:02:10.400 Scam Goddess! 1.00

00:02:12.280 In all honesty, you were rude to the lady. 1.00

00:02:14.140 She was rude to me! 0.81

00:02:15.740 Do I need to say this again? 1.00

00:02:17.860 Yo, don't come up to me with a wand and be rude to me.

00:02:19.240 Okay, we're going to get into the debate, guys.

00:02:21.380 You have a two-minute.

00:02:22.640 No, let me say this.

00:02:23.700 Don't interrupt, President.

00:02:29.140 i'm gonna be honest yesterday i had a conversation with a rack and mac my two roommates and they go

00:02:36.300 what's logan like versus now and and like today and i go bro so alive what's that between now

00:02:42.520 and today like like just so you know from now from back in the day like when we were at uh

00:02:46.640 uh the beverly center yeah i go dude he's so alive now yeah he's he looks at things

00:02:52.100 and then you're like i'm dead inside i was like yeah we're back i'm actually dead inside welcome 0.98

00:02:56.440 back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world yeah yeah yeah all right fuck yeah uh hit 0.85

00:03:03.020 that subscribe button if you guys haven't subscribed yet we got another great week coming 0.95

00:03:07.060 up for you uh fire thursday we got dave portnoy on the show i fucked that up royally who brings 0.93

00:03:12.820 shit to eat to the actually hold on what do you mean you did what do you what are you doing why 0.99

00:03:18.460 you stop bringing things i got you you guys have to eat this why because the show's a lemon wait 1.00

00:03:22.940 are you insulting us

00:03:23.860 no no no no

00:03:25.520 oh no you do this right

00:03:27.200 no you do this

00:03:28.780 I eat lemons

00:03:29.440 but you guys have to eat this first 1.00

00:03:31.040 I'm not doing your fucking weird drugs 0.99

00:03:33.680 no no no it says not drugs 0.99

00:03:35.560 read

00:03:36.220 it says not drugs

00:03:37.740 thank you

00:03:39.380 first of all

00:03:40.320 so don't do that

00:03:41.560 okay I need you both to eat three

00:03:42.840 while I get this going

00:03:44.060 what is this some sort of 0.93

00:03:44.640 Assyrian love potion 0.52

00:03:45.680 why you cut up like seeds 0.96

00:03:47.120 no if it was Assyrian love potion 0.89

00:03:48.560 it would be hummus

00:03:49.200 carrots and a little hair in it 0.99

00:03:50.600 phenomenal 0.99

00:03:51.220 If this one doesn't work, food-wise, I just leave the show.

00:03:56.540 No, no, no, no.

00:03:57.400 No more props. 0.83

00:03:58.360 No more props. 0.97

00:03:59.040 The pizza sucked. 0.90

00:04:00.740 Hold on. 0.98

00:04:01.780 I didn't mind it.

00:04:03.460 Yo, I'm going to tell you something.

00:04:04.760 So we brought on pizza for Dave Portnoy.

00:04:07.900 Don't take it personally.

00:04:08.680 No, it's not that.

00:04:09.360 I want to finish because I actually defended you, as you remember.

00:04:11.840 I said A for effort.

00:04:13.300 So here's what happened.

00:04:14.640 We can't really get into it because it's not out there. 1.00

00:04:18.160 Fuck this. 1.00

00:04:18.760 We're not talking about it. 1.00

00:04:19.480 We'll talk about it.

00:04:20.080 You'll see the episode.

00:04:21.400 Move it on.

00:04:21.660 Great episode coming Thursday.

00:04:23.160 Great episode.

00:04:24.560 Second or third favorite guest I've had.

00:04:26.740 You've only been on three shows.

00:04:28.680 That says a lot.

00:04:29.760 That says a lot.

00:04:30.580 Only two would guess.

00:04:33.080 He's all you're saying.

00:04:33.900 He's your last favorite person.

00:04:35.860 I love that guy.

00:04:36.780 I already feel like this episode is going to be great.

00:04:38.840 It's always going to. 1.00

00:04:40.260 Eat your fucking berries. 1.00

00:04:41.260 Bro, what are these? 1.00

00:04:42.080 Don't worry about it.

00:04:43.020 Oh, so they're berries.

00:04:44.160 Sure.

00:04:45.180 Okay.

00:04:45.660 Wait.

00:04:46.440 Have three? 0.95

00:04:47.280 Have three.

00:04:47.740 Mike, actually, you've had a pass.

00:04:49.160 Had one.

00:04:49.380 Dude, I already know

00:04:50.160 Can I just be honest with you

00:04:52.780 What if it was like this

00:04:53.760 Like, ha, gotcha

00:04:54.580 Relapse, throw my thing 0.99

00:04:55.620 Just fucking leave 0.99

00:04:56.280 And these aren't some sort of psychedelics 0.99

00:04:57.760 I don't know, I'm not sure 1.00

00:04:59.300 Alright, I'll fuck it 1.00

00:05:00.100 Are you fucking with them right now? 1.00

00:05:01.060 No, no, no 1.00

00:05:01.420 Rub it on your tongue

00:05:02.120 Rub it on your tongue

00:05:02.680 You can't give it

00:05:03.200 Chew it 0.55

00:05:04.200 Chew it, but rub it around your tongue

00:05:05.840 Scrape it around your tongue 0.99

00:05:07.180 Suck on it a little bit 0.99

00:05:08.400 It's good 0.99

00:05:09.340 Was it dried cranberry?

00:05:10.880 No, no, no

00:05:11.320 Just keep

00:05:11.780 All corners of your mouth

00:05:13.660 What I'm doing is

00:05:14.440 I'm changing your palates

00:05:15.680 We've already done this before

00:05:16.620 Oh, these are the things

00:05:17.420 That change the way you taste

00:05:18.720 Yes, yes

00:05:19.240 You've done this before?

00:05:20.060 Yeah.

00:05:20.160 So they make sour things sweet

00:05:21.500 and sweet things sour, right?

00:05:22.640 That's why I have it this year.

00:05:24.380 Hey, Mike,

00:05:26.740 somebody get him a mic,

00:05:28.020 but unplug it.

00:05:32.240 Okay, give it 30 seconds.

00:05:34.020 What is this?

00:05:34.480 What's actually called the seed?

00:05:36.340 I have no idea.

00:05:37.540 You just have them?

00:05:38.460 No, no, no.

00:05:38.780 I got it in a jar.

00:05:39.560 I just forgot what they were called.

00:05:40.460 Come on.

00:05:41.280 He said,

00:05:41.560 touch every corner of your mouth.

00:05:44.480 Does your mouth have corners?

00:05:45.680 I never said that.

00:05:46.420 Danny said that.

00:05:47.000 You're asking a good question.

00:05:48.000 question. Hey, hey, hey. Do I swallow? I swallowed

00:05:50.220 it. Am I supposed to fucking swallow it? 1.00

00:05:52.240 Yeah, spitters are fucking quitters, bro. Dude, look me 1.00

00:05:54.060 in the eyes and swallow it. The battle cry

00:05:56.140 of my girlfriend. Spitters are quitters. Alright, here we go. 0.87

00:05:58.540 Give it 10 seconds. Give it 10 seconds.

00:06:00.120 Okay. So you're telling me this sour lemon

00:06:02.100 is gonna be sweet

00:06:04.140 when I eat it. Sweeter

00:06:06.060 than any juice you've ever had. Is this

00:06:08.060 why you consume so many lemons?

00:06:09.940 No, actually, I didn't eat any berries, and I'll eat this

00:06:12.000 with you. No, because I've caught you

00:06:13.620 eating lemon halves before.

00:06:16.620 For fun.

00:06:18.000 love it fun fact lemons are not a natural diuretic they'll help you pee put it in water 1.00

00:06:21.980 until it makes it a little bit better for you let's let's how crazy is that shit 0.98

00:06:25.340 well that's fantastic it's great so that's fantastic so the reason why i want to bring 0.96

00:06:35.780 up because this is one of the topics i want to bring up look at the setup yeah i love this

00:06:39.140 i'm a huge believer that the the planet will source you stuff that you need so people that

00:06:45.120 are diabetic or people that can't have candy or people can't have anything you have some of these

00:06:49.520 berries and you can enjoy sweet stuff in a healthy manner wait what that's what these are for these

00:06:56.920 are for people that can't have high like sugar or stuff like that so like they can't go get a

00:07:01.360 snickers bar stuff like that or anything like that so people have these berries or put it in

00:07:05.240 their their tea and stuff like that and it changes their uh okay taste palette i love what you're

00:07:10.600 saying yeah but the fact that you don't know the name of these berries that you brought on the show 0.98

00:07:14.880 They're fucking elder bears. 0.97

00:07:15.900 What do you want from me, guys? 1.00

00:07:16.860 They're elder bears.

00:07:17.200 I want you to give the audience some information they can actually use.

00:07:20.000 See, that's my game, bro. 0.95

00:07:21.300 I'll give you half the information you have to fucking source it yourself. 0.98

00:07:24.220 All right. 0.87

00:07:24.540 What are you guys typing?

00:07:25.380 Berries that change things from sweet to sour.

00:07:28.520 I said berries that make sour sweet.

00:07:32.280 Listen, they DM'd it to me.

00:07:33.580 Let me just look it up.

00:07:34.400 Oh, it's called the miracle berry.

00:07:36.400 Yep, that's it.

00:07:37.680 It's called since a palum duka kookum.

00:07:40.360 That's it.

00:07:40.940 Oh, I can actually pull this on the screen. 1.00

00:07:43.400 Bitches. 1.00

00:07:43.920 It's called the Miracle Berry 1.00

00:07:45.520 Or other people call it

00:07:47.400 Magic Berry

00:07:48.400 Since the Palem

00:07:49.360 Do Kifuka 0.99

00:07:50.040 Do a little Kifuka 0.90

00:07:51.020 Nature's Wild Berry 1.00

00:07:52.660 Is their Instagram

00:07:53.280 If you wanted to go and get it

00:07:54.560 Fantastic

00:07:54.900 See look at that

00:07:55.660 You can buy this at your local Air One

00:07:57.240 Did you get paid for that?

00:08:00.120 Yes 1.00

00:08:00.420 Fucker 1.00

00:08:01.060 Are you crazy? 1.00

00:08:01.700 $170,000 0.92

00:08:02.360 You already aired the entire

00:08:03.460 Portnoy episode on your vlog

00:08:04.980 First of all

00:08:06.240 It's not a brand

00:08:07.040 You were the one that

00:08:07.780 I didn't even know

00:08:08.480 Do you know how bad that brand awareness would be?

00:08:10.280 If it's like

00:08:10.460 Yo go get it

00:08:11.040 What's the name of it?

00:08:11.860 Don't know

00:08:12.140 Look it's a big week

00:08:13.900 the berries were a great start it's monday uh as you guys know i am so excited to be to be

00:08:20.340 announcing this i am opening up this right here this first edition booster box base set booster

00:08:25.480 box pokemon cards my pokemon obsession is absolutely off the charts right now i've spent

00:08:30.480 way too much money on pokemon but i've never been this excited about anything and when i open these

00:08:35.940 packs when i open these packs because i've been cracking open some packs been drawing some pretty

00:08:40.760 good cards drew a blast always on the show obviously it's like a five thousand dollar card

00:08:44.820 um nothing has made me feel more like a kid like a kid on christmas you remember when december 1st

00:08:52.300 hit and you'd make those chain links and you'd rip one off each day count down to christmas right

00:08:58.080 or there'd be something on tv they'd play uh the christmas story for 48 hours before christmas like

00:09:04.280 like that sort of feeling where you're just so excited to crack open and see what you get

00:09:08.560 underneath the gifts that's what i'm that's what i'm chasing and and this friday october 9 6 p.m

00:09:13.500 pst we'll be opening up 36 packs inside this uh record setting two hundred thousand dollar box

00:09:19.480 of pokemon cards 36 spots uh i think i believe the spots have all been sold what yeah it's like

00:09:28.220 it's like a yes and no because like the amount of people who inquired is in the thousands but

00:09:34.040 it's just a matter of uh who completes the sales agreement first and then sends the wire it's it's

00:09:38.920 been it's been like it's a tricky process because there's a bunch of cappers i'm sure that are like

00:09:43.020 yeah i'll take that but they don't have the king cap yeah captain cap mccall and cappernick yeah

00:09:48.020 exactly so so it's it's it's been uh we're weeding out the people who are serious and those who are

00:09:51.940 well yeah it's going to be an absolute spectacle this friday on my youtube chat october 9th 6 p.m

00:09:55.540 pst be prepared for a historical pokemon box break we're going for the 200 000 charizard

00:10:01.280 we'll be raising money for charity

00:10:02.980 and I'm going to make a little wager

00:10:05.140 I'm going to make a little agreement

00:10:06.940 a little understood verbal agreement

00:10:09.160 between me and the live viewers

00:10:10.440 if HR's art is pulled

00:10:12.620 I'm asking that everyone

00:10:15.320 watching, every live viewer

00:10:16.780 donates two

00:10:18.460 just two dollars

00:10:20.400 to the charity that we're raising

00:10:22.680 money for. What's the charity?

00:10:24.780 The National Alliance for Mental Illness

00:10:27.060 NAMI. On behalf of

00:10:29.020 Leon Hart who I did a

00:10:31.060 collab with great cause great cause literally one of the leaders in the mental health space

00:10:34.780 exactly so bro if we if let's make this like really historical like really if we pull a

00:10:39.320 charge art just just i'm asking two dollars from each viewer if there's 50 000 people watching

00:10:43.780 that's 100k that's awesome and then i'll obviously be making a donation myself um and and yeah just

00:10:50.160 we're gonna make it a spectacle so what we got boys what else what else we got going on this

00:10:53.160 week travis scott mcdonald's meal biggest news out there in the fast i've only been hearing

00:10:58.040 negative things about this.

00:10:59.100 Am I the only one?

00:11:00.120 Regardless of what you heard,

00:11:01.140 everybody's talking about it.

00:11:02.100 People are rolling up.

00:11:03.000 But I heard it's just

00:11:03.220 the McDonald's meal.

00:11:04.200 They just slapped the name on it.

00:11:05.820 It's not even that...

00:11:06.560 It's like nothing's changed.

00:11:07.680 What did you expect?

00:11:08.520 You expected Travis Scott

00:11:09.420 to get in the kitchen

00:11:10.000 and cook up a new ingredient?

00:11:11.720 Nah, I just expected

00:11:12.820 the Big Mac,

00:11:15.200 but it's hot now

00:11:16.580 and then the catchphrase is

00:11:17.640 it's lit because it's fire.

00:11:19.000 Do you go up to kids

00:11:20.060 and tell them that

00:11:20.560 Santa Claus doesn't exist? 0.99

00:11:21.840 I punch them first 0.98

00:11:23.140 and then I say that. 1.00

00:11:24.520 I punch them 0.99

00:11:25.080 so that they know 0.99

00:11:25.700 I'm in the room. 0.99

00:11:26.500 I punch them 0.92

00:11:27.080 and then I go, 0.99

00:11:27.580 Santa doesn't exist

00:11:28.660 Oh wow

00:11:29.120 A lot of hype beasts out there

00:11:30.300 Excited about the meal

00:11:31.720 You ruined it for the ones

00:11:32.960 Who haven't had it

00:11:33.500 If anybody

00:11:34.080 Honestly

00:11:34.500 God

00:11:34.840 You know a lot of people

00:11:35.780 Are going to start hating me

00:11:36.400 On this podcast

00:11:36.820 No they're not

00:11:37.360 And they probably are

00:11:38.120 Because if anybody's excited

00:11:39.100 To stand in line

00:11:39.740 For a McDonald's meal 1.00

00:11:40.480 We gotta put some shit 1.00

00:11:41.640 On your schedule 0.99

00:11:42.140 You gotta do some stuff

00:11:43.200 It's an event

00:11:43.940 It's exciting

00:11:44.660 This is fantastic

00:11:46.320 For both Travis Scott

00:11:47.320 And McDonald's

00:11:48.140 For Travis Scott

00:11:49.040 It's sick

00:11:49.740 Especially for Travis Scott

00:11:50.940 Especially for Travis Scott

00:11:52.240 I'm saying

00:11:52.680 But like say if I'm hungry

00:11:53.820 And I'm on the way home

00:11:54.680 Like you know what

00:11:55.320 Travis just dropped the thing

00:11:56.300 Let me grab it on the way 0.99

00:11:57.180 To fucking work 0.99

00:11:58.120 Then I'm like 0.99

00:11:58.840 Okay that's an exception

00:11:59.900 But if it's a Monday

00:12:00.860 And you're sitting outside

00:12:02.000 And you got nothing

00:12:03.040 To do that day

00:12:03.640 And you're just waiting

00:12:04.100 In line to get this meal

00:12:05.100 That's a normal meal

00:12:06.420 Oh it's fine

00:12:06.840 We all want to try

00:12:07.540 Leave these kids alone

00:12:08.720 And the reason I bring it up

00:12:09.680 Is not because

00:12:10.440 You would go and get

00:12:12.180 The Travis Scott one

00:12:13.060 But maybe

00:12:13.700 Just maybe

00:12:14.700 You'd prefer to get

00:12:16.000 The J Balvin one

00:12:17.080 Announced today

00:12:18.260 J Balvin

00:12:19.180 Will now have his own

00:12:20.420 McDonald's meal

00:12:21.480 What's happening

00:12:22.300 What's happening

00:12:22.920 Well

00:12:23.360 I'll tell you what George

00:12:24.620 McDonald's has

00:12:25.780 Smartened up

00:12:27.160 to the fact that there's a thing called social media influencers and they're uniting with them

00:12:31.360 now to put a little bit of gas under you know what potentially could be a slowing business model for 0.97

00:12:36.920 them which is fuck that i'm not saying i love mcdonald's i love you uh there's a lot of people 0.98

00:12:43.240 out there who are eating healthier food now george is what i'm getting into so i think what they're 0.99

00:12:46.400 doing is they're trying to you know get a little bit of spunk back in their system and the reason

00:12:50.080 i bring this up today is i want to ask you guys what if they approached you logan paul and said

00:12:54.880 logan you could put together your own mcdonald's meal do you know what would be in it nothing 0.94

00:12:59.680 because i wouldn't do it oh super different why why the fuck would i stick my name on poison 0.98

00:13:06.080 wow poison manager jeff ain't happy yo mcdonald's is poison at fast food is we had an opportunity 0.97

00:13:11.700 wendy's i remember oh i was there for that way back in the day it was a lot of money

00:13:15.240 he was when we first calls me he's like yo wendy's got a lot of money for you i was like that's great 0.99

00:13:20.060 you want me to tell people to eat wendy's suck my dick bro what we're in the age of of information 0.99

00:13:25.960 and health and wellness like why would we i i will say this i'll make an exception even personally 0.99

00:13:31.780 sometimes if it's uh if it's convenient right necessity i'm starving we're on a road trip

00:13:37.740 mcdonald's breakfast is so good because it's good like the food's sometimes like pretty good

00:13:42.360 especially when you're starving the hash browns don't even get me started you saw i tweeted about

00:13:45.640 the other day god tier item if they came up to me which by the way i've worked with them i've done

00:13:49.860 a brand deal with them and the reason why

00:13:51.860 is because I only and you guys know

00:13:53.740 I've turned on a lot of brand deals the only thing I ever

00:13:55.820 do is things I actually I do and

00:13:57.820 I do like McDonald's but

00:13:59.620 but with moderation

00:14:01.500 I don't think it's something you should have every single day

00:14:03.760 like when I was growing up my mom cooked every

00:14:05.800 single day and on the weekends she

00:14:07.720 would get me McDonald's so like I

00:14:09.500 do love McDonald's 1.00

00:14:11.820 would I put my name on it fuck 0.99

00:14:13.680 yeah so I can say I put my name on it 0.98

00:14:15.420 would I like tell my

00:14:17.640 fans to go stand outside 1.00

00:14:19.220 fuck yeah i gotta look good no but what i do it to wendy's fuck yeah i would do it to everything 1.00

00:14:25.700 one thing i've realized about mcdonald's personally is it's the only i told you this 0.99

00:14:32.060 the other day it's the only thing in my life that makes me feel like a crackhead again when i think

00:14:39.480 about mcdonald's late at night for some reason i my mouth waters i think they put something in

00:14:44.620 the mcdonald's that keeps you wanting more of it i looked that up it's not true i thought the

00:14:50.480 answer was yes at first i thought there was some sort of additive property coca-cola does though

00:14:54.660 it's called caffeine no bro so i gave so this is the second or third month i haven't drink coke at

00:15:01.780 all and it's by the way just an fyi people don't know this i would have drinking two liters a day

00:15:06.800 without a problem i was drinking can't be a word yep i just made it drinking drinking it all day

00:15:12.600 I drank it

00:15:14.660 I drank it all the time

00:15:15.740 You drank a lot of coke

00:15:16.500 I saw

00:15:16.840 A lot

00:15:17.340 And so I was like

00:15:18.520 Okay I'm gonna stop 0.99

00:15:19.480 I'd slap your wrist for that 0.99

00:15:20.740 Like 1.00

00:15:21.120 I couldn't stop

00:15:21.840 Pop is it

00:15:22.480 Pop

00:15:22.780 I'm from the Midwest

00:15:24.060 Pop soda

00:15:24.840 Soda pop

00:15:25.480 Is another thing that like

00:15:27.420 To me in my eyes

00:15:28.440 Poison

00:15:28.840 It's poison

00:15:29.720 No no no but it is

00:15:30.480 So check it out

00:15:30.900 Poison 0.99

00:15:31.800 I look this shit up 0.99

00:15:33.040 Cause everybody's like 0.99

00:15:33.680 Oh it cleans crime scenes

00:15:35.280 And it does this and that

00:15:36.260 And I was like 0.99

00:15:36.540 What the fuck 0.99

00:15:36.960 What 0.99

00:15:37.840 What

00:15:39.140 And it's true man

00:15:40.940 If there's blood on cement

00:15:42.220 they put coca-cola on it and so i thought to myself i go okay man they're getting rid of

00:15:47.260 blood on concrete you're drinking chemicals oh so dude there is chemicals there's chemicals in there

00:15:52.620 one literally if you remove this certain chemical fact check me if i'm wrong but if you remove one

00:15:58.900 of these chemicals you'll vomit drinking it so they put this certain chemical in your body for

00:16:03.260 you to suppress the coca-cola in your system if you were drinking it without that special ingredient

00:16:08.200 it, you would vomit it every time you drink Coca-Cola.

00:16:10.280 I don't not believe you, but you say 1.00

00:16:12.160 a lot of crazy shit on this show. Look it up. Yeah, you're nuts, 1.00

00:16:14.320 man. Do we need a... I'm gonna have to hire someone 1.00

00:16:16.280 just to check to see it. A CNN

00:16:18.100 fact checker. Could you just look it up real quick?

00:16:20.040 No, no. I'm done looking things up. I need someone to look

00:16:22.200 things up for me. Also... Jamie, please.

00:16:24.280 A good help. A good question about

00:16:26.140 all this stuff, whether it's addictive chemicals, McDonald's,

00:16:28.560 or stuff that

00:16:29.820 cleans blood off crime season,

00:16:32.140 Coca-Cola. The most important thing is the popularity

00:16:34.480 of these things is indicative 0.99

00:16:36.220 of the fact that nobody in this country gives a fuck. 0.99

00:16:38.200 No one gives a fuck. 0.99

00:16:39.020 No one cares. 0.99

00:16:40.000 There's 15 people that care about the additives in Coca-Cola, and they all go to the same

00:16:46.100 Air One in Santa Monica and get high on vibes.

00:16:49.580 Oh, no. 1.00

00:16:50.100 Everybody else don't give a fuck, bro. 1.00

00:16:52.880 It looks like George is right. 0.99

00:16:54.480 100% of the recommended daily intake, you don't immediately vomit from the overwhelming

00:16:57.560 sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor, allowing you to keep it down.

00:17:01.720 Wow.

00:17:02.540 Thank you.

00:17:03.420 So, so, so.

00:17:04.120 Wait, wait, wait.

00:17:04.700 Apologize.

00:17:05.140 Look me in the face and apologize.

00:17:06.280 Fact check corrected.

00:17:06.860 I'm sorry for wanting to make sure my show has some moral standard.

00:17:10.160 It's called Impulsive. 0.96

00:17:12.080 What the fuck else? 0.98

00:17:13.440 It's a play on my last name, dude. 0.99

00:17:15.120 Don't overthink it.

00:17:16.040 Oh.

00:17:16.820 It's not because we're actually impulsive.

00:17:18.520 Oh, is that how you spell impulsive?

00:17:19.880 No.

00:17:20.360 I'm kidding, bro.

00:17:21.760 No, but check us out.

00:17:22.760 I have this.

00:17:23.260 I implemented this in my life. 0.98

00:17:25.360 And I'm aware that most people don't give a fuck about anything. 0.94

00:17:32.980 Alcohol injuries, cigarettes. 0.99

00:17:34.620 They give you cancer.

00:17:35.500 I get it.

00:17:36.160 your body is your temple 0.76

00:17:38.300 sometimes I treat it like my temple

00:17:39.800 sometimes I don't man

00:17:41.000 dude I just went from being an actual

00:17:44.600 pothead

00:17:46.500 smoking day

00:17:48.600 night like pushing myself

00:17:50.580 just to see

00:17:51.580 what it did to me

00:17:53.320 just to see if I had it in me

00:17:55.480 you were so much more relaxed

00:17:56.740 seriously I'm on edge now

00:17:59.480 because I cut it cold turkey

00:18:01.540 and entered training camp

00:18:02.900 the first two weeks

00:18:04.820 were hell i couldn't sleep every time i'd eat i want to throw up and working out like my lung

00:18:10.920 capacity felt smaller now i'm finally getting back into the rhythm of it but like i get that

00:18:14.860 no one really cares but here's my advice for the sliver of people that do care i have this like

00:18:19.940 mindset that i employ in my life where i try to cut out the things that are actually easy to cut

00:18:26.880 out pop is one of them it's it's easy to cut out i hate when you think about it took me a month

00:18:33.060 Think about how much you don't need pop.

00:18:38.180 You don't need, like, just cut a cold turkey.

00:18:40.700 Cut out fast.

00:18:41.900 I'm sorry.

00:18:42.680 I'm not from Cleveland.

00:18:44.700 How easy is it to not drink it?

00:18:46.660 You have to take an action to drink it.

00:18:48.960 You have to go, and what does it do for you?

00:18:50.780 You know it does nothing for you.

00:18:52.460 It tastes good.

00:18:53.260 It tastes good to me a little caffeine rush. 1.00

00:18:55.340 Suck a dick. 1.00

00:18:56.100 I don't want to suck a dick. 1.00

00:18:57.260 more the more i looked into this because i was trying to figure out why why am i why do i can't 1.00

00:19:02.520 i can't stop drinking this shit oh why they put shit in there to make you feel like you just won 1.00

00:19:07.180 an award bro i don't care cut out the things that are killing you fast food i can't hang out with 1.00

00:19:11.900 you anymore soda heroin heroin you know even no no no i'll take this as far as activities dog

00:19:18.400 you were with me five years ago yeah i had a honda ground little motorcycle

00:19:23.080 little tiny motorcycle I was thinking about that I'd rip around the streets of LA and my brother

00:19:28.680 had a crotch rocket one day he got in an accident Jake got in an accident he was going like 45

00:19:33.960 and almost died he hit a car he slid on the ground and hit a car and I remember thinking like oh my

00:19:39.940 god this is horrible is that worth it is it worth it to like drive a motorcycle and like risk dying

00:19:46.200 I'm not sure what the statistics are but something tells me the statistics of people who die on

00:19:50.920 Motorcycles is much higher than the people who die in motor vehicles.

00:19:53.980 So how easy is it?

00:19:55.560 I get it if it's your passion.

00:19:57.440 You love riding motorcycles.

00:19:58.760 But if you don't love riding motorcycles and you aren't literally prepared to die riding a motorcycle, cut it out.

00:20:06.420 That's what I got rid of mine.

00:20:07.560 Exactly.

00:20:08.220 I'm no longer gambling with the things.

00:20:10.420 If I can cut something out of my life that will statistically increase my chances of living, I'll go ahead and do that.

00:20:17.200 But the people riding the motorcycles might say, but are you really living, though?

00:20:22.380 I'm just taking up their side of it. 1.00

00:20:25.360 Because, listen, I think there's a fine balance between riding the motorcycle off a fucking jump and being a bitch. 0.99

00:20:36.100 In life, you've got to meet somewhere in the middle. 0.99

00:20:39.080 And you want to know where that middle place is.

00:20:40.440 Motorcycles is not always a jump that kills you.

00:20:41.640 You're right.

00:20:42.040 It's someone else.

00:20:42.740 I agree with you on the motorcycles.

00:20:44.380 But the big thing comes down to, and Georgie already hinted at it, is moderation.

00:20:49.060 I think pretty much everything can be done in moderation. 0.99

00:20:52.400 Motorcycles are tough because some idiot, there's not a single person right now who's driving and listening to this episode. 0.99

00:20:59.780 If you're listening to this in the car, hey, how you doing? 1.00

00:21:02.380 That isn't also texting someone.

00:21:04.240 Every single person you see drive by the street, they got their phone in their hand.

00:21:07.960 They're not paying attention to anything.

00:21:11.920 the only thing people are paying attention to is instagram i mean there are whole trips that go by

00:21:16.920 that people don't even touch the steering wheel they're just staring with their knees scrolling

00:21:20.900 the gram swiping on tinder they don't look at the road and so if you're on a motorcycle they're

00:21:26.120 going to run through you and then they're going to keep swiping right do we know the legality of

00:21:30.340 texting and driving in a tesla where you don't with the car so we've seen we've seen tesla

00:21:36.920 accidents that have resulted in fatalities you and far between very far between but we just saw

00:21:42.660 the first ever guy get charged for negligent i think negligent homicide as a result of not being

00:21:48.620 able to bring the tesla back under control i'll fact check myself be right back it's a dui now

00:21:54.220 if you text and drive again i don't know if that's true yeah i just looked this up what

00:21:59.340 yep i just looked this up too does that make sense because there's more deaths now

00:22:04.360 First off, it's not even DUI anymore.

00:22:06.460 I think it's OVI, Operating Vehicle While Impaired, I believe.

00:22:09.980 But basically, it's the same charge.

00:22:11.360 Okay.

00:22:11.840 So if you're drinking and driving and if you're on your phone driving, it's the same thing

00:22:14.860 because more people are killing people with texting and driving than drinking and driving

00:22:18.140 now.

00:22:19.680 Yeesh.

00:22:20.560 I mean, think of it.

00:22:21.020 That makes sense, bro.

00:22:21.720 You look down for 30 seconds at 70 miles an hour. 1.00

00:22:24.120 You just went through a bunch of shit. 0.99

00:22:27.280 Driver in fatal Uber autonomous prototype crash charged with negligent homicide. 1.00

00:22:33.400 ran over a cyclist whoa wasn't paying attention uh or or or i don't i'm not going to read all of

00:22:41.400 this but check it out when uber when when tesla when uber employs or partners with tesla to have

00:22:48.420 automated driving cars like this is maybe five ten years from now that's a hefty that's a nice

00:22:53.860 partnership that's a big old business it's gonna happen yeah oh it's definitely gonna happen

00:22:57.500 definitely i like that and you know it leads into another topic i've been thinking about

00:23:03.260 a lot lately especially with the announcement of ryan reynolds new film coming out called i love

00:23:09.300 free guy did you guys see this yet i'm assuming he's free in some capacity if i could simply get

00:23:14.740 back to my screen here because you made me take over here i could tell you about it ryan reynolds

00:23:19.940 new movie free guy about a video game character who is suddenly bestowed with the nature of his

00:23:24.940 existence what does that mean it means he's actually a video game character who finds out

00:23:30.960 that he's in a video game so it's kind of like an updated truman show of sorts okay wait wait

00:23:36.060 this commercial went out a long time ago i just saw it today so maybe you're right but i just saw

00:23:41.220 it today but uh basically the movie industry is playing on this uptick in gaming they got they

00:23:46.040 got ninja jacksepticeye pokemon and laser beam in it in the movie and it's and it's and it's yeah

00:23:53.800 it's about this ryan reynolds character who basically finds out he's a sim for for people

00:23:59.300 in the real world is ninja playing him like him playing himself no is ninja playing as ryan ryan

00:24:05.960 ryan ryan reynolds is playing as some as a video game character yeah but who's who is controlling

00:24:10.220 the sim i i don't know no i don't believe ninja's playing as him but he might be you may have

00:24:15.620 that'd be a great cameo but but i gotta give a shout out to hollywood for putting uh influencers

00:24:20.440 in their movies for absolutely no reason other than to use them for for promo but but i mean

00:24:26.520 dude I can't be

00:24:27.200 the only one

00:24:28.140 and this is

00:24:28.520 I've been in

00:24:29.000 I've been used

00:24:29.940 this before too

00:24:30.640 but I can't believe

00:24:31.880 the only one

00:24:32.360 or be the only one

00:24:32.980 who like

00:24:33.320 sees an influencer

00:24:34.960 celebrity in a movie

00:24:36.120 and you're just like

00:24:37.540 well alright easy

00:24:39.300 cause some of these

00:24:40.420 some of these guys

00:24:41.580 can act

00:24:41.860 I saw Rita Ora

00:24:43.080 in Pokemon 1.00

00:24:43.980 she actually did a good job

00:24:45.120 that's what I'm saying

00:24:45.740 I saw Diplo

00:24:47.200 in Pokemon

00:24:47.700 you can act too

00:24:48.380 some of these guys

00:24:49.120 can act

00:24:49.560 but you're absolutely right

00:24:50.820 I think just like

00:24:51.400 McDonald's

00:24:51.900 they're smartening up

00:24:52.560 to the power of influencer

00:24:53.440 and saying yo

00:24:54.060 if we put

00:24:54.620 you know

00:24:55.780 George Janko

00:24:57.260 in one of our films

00:24:58.040 kid can't act

00:24:58.780 but he can draw a crowd

00:24:59.780 people would say

00:25:02.280 it's number 11

00:25:03.120 in the world

00:25:03.720 can we get a fact check

00:25:05.580 on that

00:25:05.960 or is he making that up 1.00

00:25:07.260 holy shit 0.99

00:25:08.180 congratulations 0.95

00:25:08.600 anyways the reason

00:25:09.640 I bring it up

00:25:10.280 good for them

00:25:11.420 good for both of them

00:25:12.980 it's a little

00:25:13.660 it's a little

00:25:14.240 it's a little

00:25:15.220 symbiotic

00:25:17.100 I think that

00:25:17.840 employing influencers

00:25:19.200 in your film

00:25:19.720 favors Hollywood

00:25:20.460 a bit more

00:25:21.100 than it does

00:25:21.600 the influencers

00:25:22.140 just because

00:25:22.980 influencers in

00:25:24.540 traditional

00:25:25.040 now is a bit

00:25:27.000 it's not oversaturated but it's definitely

00:25:29.360 way more saturated than it was back in the day

00:25:31.680 you know when you first saw King Batch in a movie 0.95

00:25:33.620 holy fuck right remember that 0.98

00:25:35.380 oh my god King Batch is in a movie 0.99

00:25:36.660 now King Batch is in every movie

00:25:38.340 now he's a movie star

00:25:39.420 what about the experience though

00:25:40.880 for like Ninja Pokey Mane to be able to say

00:25:43.900 yo I acted in a movie with Ryan Reynolds

00:25:45.700 like regardless of the

00:25:47.260 it's number 12

00:25:49.660 so you're wrong again

00:25:50.980 but just the experience of it

00:25:54.980 Just to be able to say they did it.

00:25:56.120 So, I mean, you know, like, yeah, maybe they're not getting paid as much as they would be if they were doing a sponsorship on Twitch or something like that.

00:26:01.960 But anyways, the reason I brought this up and also, you know, kind of piggybacking off of the Tesla Uber collaboration.

00:26:11.420 Do you think there's a chance that we might be living in a simulation, man?

00:26:15.240 And I know we've talked about this on the show a little bit, but do you think there's a potential chance that we are Sims?

00:26:22.820 we are sims and i and i and i've i've been down this rabbit hole before but we're on to the next

00:26:29.080 topic no but regardless congratulations on your movie i was kidding and you're a great actor and 0.96

00:26:33.440 i've said that to a million fucking times 2020s here shit stranger than it's ever been before 0.89

00:26:39.760 have you ever lived a stranger year than 2020 never never before this doesn't seem real doesn't 0.98

00:26:44.060 seem real almost seems like we could be living in a simulation man right the answer hold on let me 0.91

00:26:50.140 give you a little bit more fucking ammo okay because i've been down this rabbit hole numerous 0.88

00:26:55.600 times usually around 4 a.m on wikipedia i'll be scrolling scrolling scrolling and and and there 0.99

00:27:00.400 are some guys in this space one being this guy nick bostrom he is he's kind of the authority

00:27:05.880 in this simulation argument or simulation uh theory and he's a swede and he's considered to

00:27:11.900 be one of the main guys many works of science fiction as well as some forecasts by serious

00:27:16.680 technologists and futurologists predict that the that enormous amounts of computing power will be

00:27:21.880 available in the future we know that computing power is growing by quadrillions of degrees at

00:27:26.380 a time can you imagine where it's going to be in 5 000 years mr paul let us suppose for a moment

00:27:32.760 that these predictions are correct one thing that later generations might do with their super

00:27:36.900 powerful computers is run detailed simulations of their forebears or of people like their forebears

00:27:43.400 because their computers would be so powerful they could run a great many such simulations

00:27:48.080 suppose that these simulated people are conscious that would be then the case of the vast majority

00:27:52.920 of minds like ours that do not belong to the original race but rather to the people simulated

00:27:56.620 by the advanced descendants of the original race basically what nick is saying is that there could

00:28:01.840 be some hyper intelligent community in our multi you know thousand year future who just wants to

00:28:10.760 see what it would be like to live life as one of their ancestors let's go back to 2020 see what 0.99

00:28:16.160 it's like to be on the impulsive show with logan paul take over that idiot mike for a little while 1.00

00:28:20.660 see what it feels like to be in a 35 year old youtuber's body can you fucking imagine george 0.99

00:28:27.220 look at me you aren't real no you aren't real that's not true the reason i'm saying this i'm 0.96

00:28:33.440 flipping out man no i'll tell you i'll tell you why i i think it's possible i'll tell you why i

00:28:38.540 I feel too autonomous for that to be 100% true.

00:28:43.560 Could this be a simulation where, what do we want to call them,

00:28:48.640 this hyper-advanced race is throwing coronavirus at us to see what happens? 0.98

00:28:54.020 Bomp. 1.00

00:28:54.780 Maybe.

00:28:55.320 Like Sims.

00:28:55.840 Like Sims.

00:28:56.020 Where you could start a house fire.

00:28:57.520 See what your Sims do.

00:28:58.600 So they can't control the conscious being that is humanity

00:29:01.860 and the species that are on this planet,

00:29:04.200 but they can control the circumstances and the environment 0.53

00:29:06.600 and see how it reacts to further their knowledge of xyz like who knows what the what the pandemic

00:29:14.140 looks like in the year 3000 that's a pandemic like yo i'm talking about a virus hops on your

00:29:19.120 body and you die in a second type pandemic mask yeah right you're gonna need a full body suit

00:29:23.960 a full body suit of armor but you hear what i'm saying i feel too autonomous and i know

00:29:29.280 so i'm not religious it's gonna be interesting to hear your take on this but while we totally

00:29:34.500 could be and possibly are living in a simulation I don't believe it really matters because this is

00:29:42.640 still my life and I still feel very much in control there is another there's another part

00:29:48.880 of it that I'm looking for I've been doing some studying on it this morning but basically that

00:29:55.200 says you feel autonomous in a lot of ways you are but if you do something that the simulation

00:30:04.880 doesn't like they may just simply push you to the back of it no demonetize your youtube channel

00:30:13.340 oh no start a little bit of a twitter rampage against you for something that you did so a lot

00:30:21.640 of these people that you're seeing penalized in life pushed a little bit too hard against the

00:30:26.440 simulation now you just let me listen to the religious guy i think this honestly for you to

00:30:34.060 believe in a guy named jesus and a devil named like satan and like this whole back and forth

00:30:40.700 of good and evil you're gonna have to have an open mind and so while people are freaking out you know

00:30:45.680 what i feel like i feel like people are just building their religion when stuff like this

00:30:49.600 happens like the flat earth or like the uh the conspiracies that i always i see i'm like i feel

00:30:55.780 like in my eyes i feel like these people are so much in a refusal to know who jesus is that

00:31:01.620 they're just making this these like ideas up a lot of flat earthers are christian and actually

00:31:07.820 yeah attribute the flat earth to the bible uh i mean i don't know anything about the flat earth 0.99

00:31:13.240 they'll tell you the bible says it's wild shit it's wild shit and and and there's there's verbiage 0.82

00:31:18.180 in there that actually could possibly support that i mean but it was regarding the shape of 0.99

00:31:21.960 the planet we live on okay well i would have to i can't open my mouth about that because i know

00:31:25.840 nothing i can't argue it but all i all i do know is that uh it's it don't don't get sucked in

00:31:34.300 to something uh that's gonna throw you off in real life my my like issue with it is so many

00:31:41.900 people get so nervous over these like hypothesis they're not even real they're just educated guesses

00:31:47.900 that they ruin their whole life over it.

00:31:49.960 Do you get what I'm saying?

00:31:50.620 They'll transfer their money to a different account

00:31:52.760 or they'll pick up another job

00:31:55.200 or they'll quit their job to do this

00:31:57.100 because they're like, oh my God, in 10 years,

00:31:58.460 this is going to happen.

00:31:59.560 Relax, relax.

00:32:00.780 I think what you're saying is

00:32:02.400 I believe it's a good conversation.

00:32:03.920 Don't let it control you.

00:32:04.820 Don't let it control you.

00:32:05.560 Because what I just said,

00:32:06.780 at the end of the day,

00:32:07.620 no, we could talk about this.

00:32:08.400 Do we already in a simulation? 0.98

00:32:09.640 Does it fucking matter? 0.99

00:32:11.360 This is still my life. 0.98

00:32:12.200 I'm still going to be nice to people.

00:32:13.360 I'm still going to try to accomplish my goals

00:32:15.060 the best I can.

00:32:15.960 I'm still going to hang out with my friends.

00:32:17.380 So, like, what's the point is what you're saying?

00:32:19.440 Because, listen, I agree with you.

00:32:21.000 Listen, I did this for one morning.

00:32:22.580 There's people out there who spend their entire existence.

00:32:25.140 Every day.

00:32:25.380 But those people, George, and listen, I'm not one of these people, but I got to bring this up.

00:32:29.480 Those people might say, look at this guy over here bringing up this Jesus theory or whatever else just to push back on what is the truth, which is the simulation theory.

00:32:43.920 So what you have to understand is that there are people as definitely 100% perfectly sure and positive as you are about Jesus about the simulation.

00:32:52.260 Can I ask you a question?

00:32:53.160 Yes, sir.

00:32:53.480 Say somebody was arguing with this, yeah?

00:32:55.320 And there's people that are above us, and they control the situation, and they dictate how you're living your life.

00:33:00.980 Like, oh, because, like, there's times I joke around.

00:33:02.920 I go, man, life's so good.

00:33:03.840 I wouldn't be shocked if they're sick.

00:33:04.800 First of all, they're not people.

00:33:06.100 They're beings you can't even imagine what they can do or look like.

00:33:08.560 So if they have that much capability over our lives, you don't think for a second that if somebody came up with the idea of like, oh, we're all in a boat, they would just delete that person, bro.

00:33:18.220 They would wipe them clean.

00:33:19.440 Well, that's what I'm saying happens.

00:33:21.020 Do you know one of the last things that Jeffrey Epstein said before he was killed?

00:33:25.920 Hey, that kid looks cute.

00:33:27.640 That was the second to last thing he said.

00:33:29.320 The very last thing he said was.

00:33:30.780 Don't touch me there.

00:33:31.760 That was the third to last thing he said.

00:33:33.240 The very last thing he said was, I have evidence that we are living in a simulated reality.

00:33:38.560 Next thing you know, gone.

00:33:40.080 Gone.

00:33:40.540 Lights turned off.

00:33:42.460 That is...

00:33:43.220 You should probably fact check that.

00:33:44.660 That's probably...

00:33:44.940 Also, do we have a video evidence of him saying that?

00:33:47.240 Yeah, he's not with the evidence.

00:33:48.180 He's like getting...

00:33:49.180 Whoa!

00:33:50.540 I say something, where's the evidence?

00:33:52.380 And then I go, hey, where's the evidence?

00:33:53.380 And we're not with the evidence.

00:33:54.720 It's all hypothetical.

00:33:56.000 Listen, do you think us trying to sell that half-drink Gatorade was...

00:33:59.300 Incredible.

00:34:00.240 Because that felt something like we wanted to...

00:34:02.180 I felt like we wanted to do that.

00:34:04.200 This was at the pumpkin patch.

00:34:05.820 We're good at this.

00:34:06.680 brother those are the things that make my life you know what i was talking about what are you

00:34:10.660 let me just preface this there are people out there who save for retirement there are people

00:34:16.940 out there who care about marriage and falling in love sorry amara and other people that are

00:34:23.140 invested in my life in some way the things that truly excite me is trying to sell half-dranken

00:34:27.420 gatorades with my best friend to passerbys and cars yeah it just makes me happy please explain 0.97

00:34:32.800 the story we're sitting in traffic at this fucking pumpkin patch this is before after you try to beat 0.98

00:34:37.740 up the old lady sure first off she beat me up and verbally assaulted me all i was doing was standing 0.99

00:34:41.660 my ground and i don't think i should get chastised for that honestly she tried to carry me i stood my 1.00

00:34:46.940 ground and my friends got mad at me she did have a weapon but from an outside point of view i see

00:34:51.780 logan paul stepping out of his car picking on an old lady and then after that bro selling half a

00:34:56.580 drink the brother change your narrative because also we sold the drink first yes did you sell it

00:35:02.060 What do you mean, picking on an old lady?

00:35:04.960 I was standing outside of the bed.

00:35:06.620 Bro, this guy's being an exaggeration.

00:35:09.200 He was a little forceful with Grandma Karen.

00:35:11.860 She wasn't a grandma.

00:35:13.280 She was a prime ripe Karen. 1.00

00:35:15.340 She was 60 plus. 0.88

00:35:16.060 This is coming out in the Portnoy episode on Thursday.

00:35:19.480 Long story short, I'm not going to say something that didn't happen and speak for the kid.

00:35:23.120 Logan assaulted an old woman.

00:35:24.500 It happened.

00:35:25.340 It 100% happened. 1.00

00:35:26.640 She came at me with a weapon and said, you need to get in your car. 0.99

00:35:30.700 I said

00:35:31.260 I looked around

00:35:32.340 I'm like

00:35:32.720 I'm 20 feet away

00:35:34.500 from everyone

00:35:34.960 who's in

00:35:35.300 no

00:35:35.980 and then she goes

00:35:37.600 oh yeah

00:35:38.040 and I was like

00:35:38.980 yeah do you have

00:35:40.500 some sort of signage

00:35:41.560 some sort of verbiage

00:35:42.340 that says I need to

00:35:42.940 get in my car 0.99

00:35:44.140 and she didn't

00:35:44.820 and so I was like

00:35:45.340 okay so I'm gonna

00:35:45.820 probably just stand here

00:35:46.680 and breathe the fresh air

00:35:47.420 cause I'm bored

00:35:47.920 and I paid $100

00:35:48.560 to sit in traffic

00:35:49.360 at a pumpkin patch

00:35:50.120 yo sorry for standing

00:35:51.520 my ground

00:35:51.920 and like being a 0.99

00:35:52.760 fucking man about something 1.00

00:35:53.680 you were just me 1.00

00:35:53.900 all jokes aside

00:35:55.740 you were just

00:35:56.320 kind of rude to her

00:35:57.340 I'm sorry 0.99

00:35:58.680 she was rude to me

00:35:59.740 You know what I mean to talk about the seriousness 0.74

00:36:03.860 The serious path

00:36:05.080 Like in all honesty you were rude to the lady

00:36:07.420 She was rude to me 0.99

00:36:09.420 Do I need to fucking say this again 1.00

00:36:11.540 Yo don't come up to me with a fucking wand 1.00

00:36:13.800 We're gonna get into the debate guys 1.00

00:36:15.040 You have a two minute

00:36:16.160 Don't interrupt president

00:36:18.160 I already went

00:36:20.760 You have two minutes go

00:36:22.220 The way I am

00:36:23.960 For the most part is if an older person

00:36:27.380 And I mean at least two decades older than me

00:36:29.480 or especially three decades older than me says anything whether it's yo sorry you can't cross

00:36:34.560 the street here yo sorry you have to get back in your car yo sorry you have to sit down on the

00:36:38.900 ride you can't stand on the roller coaster i'm just gonna simply say okay no problem my bad 1.00

00:36:42.860 she was a woman who was controlling the traffic in a very strict rigid covid environment where 1.00

00:36:49.300 people are not allowed to get out of their cars and talk to other people we shouldn't have been

00:36:52.600 out of the car when i when she said i got right back in the car or maybe i was already in the car

00:36:56.280 but i had been out there with you you she said sir i'm sorry but she didn't know okay you're

00:37:02.020 right how much you said you said she came up to me with her wand and said you need to get in your

00:37:07.180 car man i said this in the port and what'd you say back i said no i don't no i said uh no i don't i

00:37:15.600 don't need it again what is there any sort of signage that says i can't get out of my car

00:37:20.220 is there any am i bothering anyone i'm standing here if anything i'm selling half drank gatorades

00:37:25.760 to people i'm i'm hydrating folks right yeah but no i just like bro i i'm not with the um 0.96

00:37:34.240 i'm not with the i i get to be it i get her i get to be an asshole because i have a wand 0.74

00:37:39.960 type mentality thank god she's in a witch the way the way i looked at it i reciprocate energy dude 0.94

00:37:45.440 the way i looked at it is that is you were in her house in a way you were in her house we were 0.97

00:37:49.100 we were there for the show her house is a fucking 100 acre i get it i get it but they she probably 0.98

00:37:54.940 is getting paid $12 an hour 1.00

00:37:57.340 and has very specific rules as to how

00:37:59.320 the people. So be nice. So be nice to me.

00:38:00.680 What I'm saying is if somebody came in here and did something out of line

00:38:03.300 and you were like yo you can't do that and they were like

00:38:05.420 yeah I can. Like you

00:38:07.360 would be like how fucking dare you bro. This is 0.99

00:38:09.440 my space. You're in my space. Follow

00:38:11.320 my. We technically since she's a

00:38:13.220 proprietor of the business or an employee

00:38:15.300 there we have to follow her rules.

00:38:17.280 Michael. I'm sorry. It's just a fact of the matter.

00:38:19.800 Danny.

00:38:21.620 I would have just said okay.

00:38:23.140 What you said it is

00:38:27.180 I don't like

00:38:27.880 What's going on? 1.00

00:38:30.740 Mil, what the fuck is this shit? 1.00

00:38:32.600 I'm scolding my friend 1.00

00:38:33.940 What's going on?

00:38:36.560 Mil and King with like nine people

00:38:38.220 That look like they're related to him

00:38:39.260 Masks, COVID tests, everything

00:38:41.480 They look cool

00:38:43.080 Why does that look like a young Milton?

00:38:47.060 Oh my god

00:38:48.060 That looks like a young Milton

00:38:49.340 Well it definitely isn't him

00:38:52.020 all right guys welcome welcome to impulsive hope you enjoy the show we're in a heated moment the

00:38:55.400 gatorade no i was just saying like i don't i don't like authorities trying to abuse their

00:38:59.160 authority i agree with you it's my don't like number one pet peeve the security guard comes

00:39:02.960 up to you and is like sir you need to do this i'm like why are you saying that because you just want

00:39:08.880 to make me do something or are you actually like trying to get me to do something for a rule that

00:39:12.900 you made up do you think i don't like the rule up i do i do that people are allowed i said because

00:39:17.880 Because I said, because I said, it's crazy how you guys are pushing back on this.

00:39:21.120 I said, I said, I said.

00:39:22.340 Wait, wait, why we? 0.99

00:39:23.300 I ain't doing shit. 0.92

00:39:24.360 I said, do you have, is there any signage? 0.78

00:39:26.700 Literally anywhere.

00:39:27.780 Show me.

00:39:28.640 Show me signage that says you have to be in your car.

00:39:31.500 And she didn't because she couldn't.

00:39:32.720 Well, she didn't have, let me, let me explain this quickly as my last point.

00:39:37.160 Something tells me that at a drive-through pumpkin viewing event where people are not

00:39:44.320 allowed to walk through it because of COVID.

00:39:46.440 And that is a fear.

00:39:47.200 that is why every other year

00:39:48.440 it was a walk through

00:39:49.200 this year it's a drive through

00:39:50.360 there is a high probability

00:39:52.360 that the owners of the event

00:39:54.020 and the people who

00:39:54.920 put the event on

00:39:56.000 have a written rule

00:39:57.020 that says bystanders

00:39:58.120 or people enjoying this event

00:39:59.280 cannot get out of their cars

00:40:00.260 then why did she come up to me 1.00

00:40:01.500 waving her wand 0.99

00:40:02.420 and no one else

00:40:03.280 I wasn't

00:40:03.920 no one else was outside of their car

00:40:05.100 that I won't agree with you on

00:40:07.000 you're lying

00:40:07.860 you're lying 0.65

00:40:08.620 you are lying

00:40:09.560 I personally did not see

00:40:10.700 one other person out of the car

00:40:11.540 I did

00:40:11.860 okay fair

00:40:12.540 so you saw

00:40:13.400 one was smoking a cigarette

00:40:14.840 and one was just hanging out

00:40:16.340 fair

00:40:16.700 So, bro, again, like, authorities abusing their authority because they have a wand, I hate it.

00:40:21.720 I just won't, I'm not the guy to bend over because you have a stick.

00:40:26.440 Like, regardless of the...

00:40:27.420 That's not true.

00:40:30.300 I'll lay upside down and get a Twitter video.

00:40:33.580 And also, you gotta keep in mind, if you had lists, I hate to say this, but if you had respected authority a little bit more,

00:40:41.300 when Jack Reese told you the first time to stop breaking the rules in the boxing fight...

00:40:45.800 What do you mean?

00:40:46.140 He might not have taken off the two points

00:40:48.060 He only told me once

00:40:49.140 Oh no warning

00:40:50.220 No warning

00:40:50.940 That's the problem with it 0.99

00:40:52.100 There's no fucking warning 0.98

00:40:52.860 He just took off two points 0.99

00:40:53.600 Alright

00:40:53.900 Well kids out there

00:40:55.880 Respect authority

00:40:56.660 Or even if you don't respect authority

00:40:58.280 No 0.99

00:40:58.600 I don't fucking know 0.99

00:40:59.220 Do whatever you want 0.99

00:40:59.760 Listen to Logan Paul

00:41:00.660 No no no

00:41:01.440 Respect authority

00:41:02.540 Authority respect the people

00:41:04.260 That you're supposed to be controlling

00:41:05.720 That's my ask

00:41:06.440 Bro

00:41:06.940 I reciprocate energy

00:41:08.760 If you come in guns a blazing

00:41:10.540 You're gonna be met with guns a blazing

00:41:11.880 What if a cop comes at you guns a blazing

00:41:13.600 And says

00:41:14.240 Cops authority

00:41:15.060 Cops an actual authority 1.00

00:41:16.120 Why is the security lady at the event? 1.00

00:41:18.220 She has a wand and said security on it. 1.00

00:41:22.200 I get that, but cops are hired to do a job. 1.00

00:41:26.140 Security guards at malls are hired to do a job.

00:41:28.000 Cops are public servants just and great, and I appreciate them.

00:41:31.020 They're fantastic, but just like other security guards, let's not put them on a pedestal.

00:41:34.880 One has a bit more merit than the other.

00:41:36.560 One upholds the laws according to society.

00:41:39.220 One upholds the laws in society.

00:41:41.020 One is at a pumpkin patch trying to boss people around.

00:41:42.840 Some would say a security guard at a mall upholds the laws of society.

00:41:45.840 mall is a private establishment if i'm on a hundred acre farm that isn't a private establishment that

00:41:50.220 i paid to be there and sit in traffic and i'm upset because i am sitting in traffic and i paid

00:41:53.780 a hundred dollars to do so and i've been sitting there for an hour and i want to get some fresh

00:41:56.320 air and stand outside my car i don't think that's a problem who decides that the rules as upheld by

00:42:01.680 police are more important than the rules that are upheld by security the supreme court justice of

00:42:06.060 united states i don't know that that's the jurisdiction that rules our country also i don't

00:42:10.820 know one has a gun one has a wand like a huge difference bro like people i don't think that

00:42:16.900 matters that yes it does common sense my dad taught me that since i was a kid what you're

00:42:21.060 telling me to do is buckle what you're telling me to do is buckle word for word like word for

00:42:26.580 word you're telling me to buckle what i'm telling you to do is if an old woman approaches you and 1.00

00:42:30.960 says sir get back in the car just get back in the fucking car why are you arguing with an old woman 0.99

00:42:34.660 everybody else in the car was embarrassed having been there josie spoke up amara spoke up i spoke 0.99

00:42:39.680 up we're like logan please get back in the car because you guys buckle you don't stand up 0.92

00:42:43.420 why are you standing up against an old lady she's not old she was 60 plus if she's old then why is 1.00

00:42:49.420 she coming at me guns a blazing i'm telling you prime ripe karen wanted to wave her wand and tell 1.00

00:42:54.400 someone to do something so she could what was the actual age no exaggeration probably i would say

00:42:58.860 in her early 60s no not 60s would be my guess she's younger than milton and milton's in his

00:43:02.620 60s i think she's probably she's probably like 50 i do think i was resembling greg this is this

00:43:11.020 is me being like really adulting here and being the 35 year old guy you expelled a little bit of

00:43:17.100 energy not a lot you expelled a little bit of energy and then you got back in the car anyways

00:43:20.780 so in the at the end of the day who really won did it was it worth it for you to say no i don't

00:43:26.000 i'm not doing anything you can't tell me what to do and then you just got in the car anyway i'll

00:43:29.900 tell you why we i'll tell you why we both won i'll tell you why we both won at the end of the day

00:43:34.280 yeah i told this lady i said i don't see signage and i disagree with what you're saying i'm gonna

00:43:39.760 get in my car because you're right she's an older woman at the end of the day right like i what does

00:43:43.660 it mean to me to stand outside my car not that much i didn't buckle but if you noticed she got

00:43:49.380 nicer we made amends and she was i would talk to her and i was like ma'am i'm so sorry my friend

00:43:54.560 has a mental illness i said you remember you didn't hear me say that i did i said my friend 0.61

00:43:58.860 has a mental illness he's there's something wrong with him but he's he's better now i said that to 0.70

00:44:03.760 him no no no because she no she got nicer her delivery got nicer at the end all she needed 0.76

00:44:08.640 was a little like hey ma'am i don't know if the way you're controlling traffic is the most

00:44:13.060 appropriate way to do okay that i have to agree with okay so that part i have to agree with she

00:44:17.700 could have she got what she wanted i got my car and she got a little bit better and nicer about

00:44:21.400 doing her job okay i like that that i like can can people in authority definitely improve on how

00:44:29.740 things are worded and and and learn that it is not what you say but it's how you say it just a

00:44:33.940 little bit more yes what you're describing yes the exact issue yes of police right what is it

00:44:40.100 called police brutality in america that's what it is 100 and and you know how vocal i am and how i

00:44:45.360 feel about all that and maybe maybe i was straight bro i'm like like again authorities abusing their

00:44:52.520 power fucking upsets me absolutely it hits a chord that i do not like and maybe that's what the 0.63

00:44:58.120 reaction that you were feeling i was already a little peeve we were sitting in traffic and 0.99

00:45:01.400 fight camp yeah blue gatorade are we able to go quick yeah let's do this quickly well this is 0.99

00:45:08.620 what maybe this this is why she came up bro because this was your fucking idea it definitely 0.95

00:45:12.200 was my idea you're the reason why that's what i say he's problematic he he was out of the car 1.00

00:45:16.660 and then buckled like a pussy bro you're that guy he snitched on me he snitched on me wow no he he 0.99

00:45:23.560 was out of the car first taking pumpkins off the pumpkin patch and putting them in our car no you 1.00

00:45:28.120 weren't which we did no no i wasn't i gave them to people who were sitting there who said logan

00:45:32.460 can i get a pumpkin i was like sure thanks yo long story short logan was being a troublemaker

00:45:36.680 he was mad that we were in traffic and he was being a troublemaker that's what he's which was

00:45:41.120 which is life is so much better

00:45:43.340 when you don't take it seriously

00:45:44.500 I say that all the time

00:45:45.640 you should have seen the smile on these people's faces

00:45:49.080 when I gave them a pumpkin

00:45:50.740 they put me on their Instagram story

00:45:52.300 he said is there anything you want to say to my followers

00:45:54.840 I said happy Halloween here's a pumpkin

00:45:56.980 and they just laughed about it

00:45:58.300 almost brought tears to my eyes 1.00

00:45:59.800 and this Karen wanted to ruin that moment

00:46:01.520 and then we were like you agreed

00:46:05.000 we're both like yo we're bored 0.99

00:46:06.340 this is like low key bullshit 0.97

00:46:07.920 because we're in traffic for this event 0.99

00:46:09.740 they made us wait for an hour

00:46:11.040 Whose idea was it

00:46:12.380 To go to this

00:46:12.760 Amara

00:46:13.140 She bought all the tickets 0.95

00:46:14.380 She wanted a little double date

00:46:15.540 It was nicer

00:46:15.920 So Mike's like

00:46:16.560 Bro do you want to go

00:46:17.240 Like I have this

00:46:18.020 Half drank Gatorade

00:46:18.800 Do you want to try to sell it

00:46:19.660 I go this seems impossible

00:46:20.900 It's a half drank Gatorade

00:46:22.000 Who's going to buy 1.00

00:46:22.680 This fucking Gatorade 1.00

00:46:23.680 But yeah 1.00

00:46:24.900 I mean let's see

00:46:25.660 Did you guys sell it

00:46:26.480 Yeah

00:46:27.140 We sold it

00:46:28.120 How much

00:46:28.520 Crazy

00:46:28.880 Guess

00:46:29.860 20 bucks

00:46:30.800 10

00:46:31.160 10 bucks

00:46:31.960 We gave him the money back

00:46:33.440 Of course

00:46:33.800 Oh I forgot it was half

00:46:34.800 Okay

00:46:35.240 We went up

00:46:35.600 We went up to four cars

00:46:37.040 The first car

00:46:39.020 Basically just laughed at us

00:46:41.160 Social distance of course

00:46:42.020 So very social distance

00:46:43.200 Like

00:46:43.820 First car laughs

00:46:45.200 Second car

00:46:46.680 Not much energy

00:46:47.800 Not much energy

00:46:48.420 Just kind of just like

00:46:48.940 Just didn't understand

00:46:49.920 What we were doing

00:46:50.440 And rightfully so

00:46:51.660 But like we used

00:46:52.460 Why are you taking life so serious

00:46:54.000 If we're just like 0.99

00:46:54.520 Fucking around 0.98

00:46:55.000 You know 0.99

00:46:55.520 And then either third or fourth car

00:46:57.040 We go up

00:46:57.860 And we've got this whole sales plan down

00:46:59.400 Excuse me

00:47:00.520 Guys

00:47:01.080 Don't want to bother you

00:47:02.600 We know you're in traffic

00:47:03.500 Just like us

00:47:04.160 It's like the 405

00:47:05.060 We paid to be on the 405

00:47:06.260 Small talk

00:47:07.660 Hey uh

00:47:08.440 we're just wondering

00:47:09.620 anybody in this car

00:47:10.300 thirsty right now

00:47:11.060 we got this half drank

00:47:11.960 Gatorade

00:47:12.340 we're just curious

00:47:12.840 if you guys would want to

00:47:13.560 you look a little thirsty

00:47:14.840 in the back

00:47:15.480 a little parched

00:47:16.100 in the back there

00:47:16.820 I know this isn't

00:47:17.480 normally something you'd buy

00:47:18.360 but it is a half drank Gatorade

00:47:20.280 hey man

00:47:20.920 do you think I could

00:47:21.720 film you guys

00:47:22.340 sure thing

00:47:23.240 yeah man

00:47:23.720 as long as you purchase

00:47:24.840 this half drank Gatorade

00:47:26.520 boom 0.94

00:47:27.260 and then the girl's like 1.00

00:47:28.240 10 bucks

00:47:28.840 and we're like sold

00:47:29.620 boom

00:47:30.080 gave them the Gatorade 0.96

00:47:31.140 took the 10 bucks

00:47:31.780 then we gave it back

00:47:32.400 because we don't need $10

00:47:33.760 you gave it back

00:47:34.880 of course

00:47:35.180 oh did they give you

00:47:36.120 back the Gatorade

00:47:36.780 no they kept the Gatorade

00:47:37.800 Well, you gave it for free?

00:47:39.540 Yeah, basically.

00:47:40.280 It was a half-drink, Adrian.

00:47:41.260 It was a half-drink.

00:47:41.800 We were just doing it to see if we could do it, and we did.

00:47:43.460 And you did, you gave it back?

00:47:45.080 Gave it back.

00:47:45.740 Why? 0.98

00:47:46.240 Why the fuck are we going to keep $10? 0.99

00:47:47.680 We don't need $10. 0.99

00:47:48.820 So you just got up.

00:47:49.680 Just an experience. 1.00

00:47:50.480 Almost got in a fight with an old lady. 1.00

00:47:51.620 We're having fun. 1.00

00:47:52.500 No, no, no, no, no.

00:47:53.580 So it was pointless.

00:47:54.580 No, the lady came after this, and that's when Mike ratted me out.

00:47:57.620 I did not, because remember with the sarcasm stuff on this channel. 0.97

00:48:00.940 There's a lot of people who watch this channel that don't understand that we're fucking around. 0.97

00:48:04.300 Oh, yeah. 0.98

00:48:04.640 Mike texted me

00:48:05.480 He wanted me to say this

00:48:06.880 George stop

00:48:07.520 Fifth Vital

00:48:08.840 It's out now

00:48:09.660 Audiobook

00:48:10.300 It's killing right now

00:48:12.240 And thanks bro

00:48:13.700 This means a lot

00:48:14.280 Speaking

00:48:14.840 That's it

00:48:15.280 Speaking of

00:48:15.840 Oh another

00:48:16.600 Another important thing

00:48:18.160 Besides just authority

00:48:19.260 Which is great

00:48:19.900 Cause I

00:48:20.300 This is from someone

00:48:21.160 Who's always respected authority

00:48:22.540 Oh

00:48:23.000 Oh

00:48:25.320 Cap

00:48:25.880 It's so cap

00:48:27.140 Yo

00:48:27.520 You have no idea

00:48:28.680 If you've read the fifth vital

00:48:30.120 You know the kinds of things

00:48:31.920 This dude has done

00:48:33.340 Stop

00:48:33.660 They don't need to read it anymore

00:48:34.820 They can listen to it

00:48:35.860 I'm not saying this

00:48:39.160 They're saying it

00:48:40.100 Okay but another authority that is well loved

00:48:43.180 Today is National

00:48:44.620 Teachers Day

00:48:46.460 Oh my god

00:48:48.340 Speak of an incredible

00:48:51.280 Part of society underpaid

00:48:53.080 I feel strongly about teachers

00:48:54.840 Dude 1.00

00:48:56.280 The shit they go through 1.00

00:48:58.520 Teaching little fuckers 1.00

00:49:00.380 Like us 1.00

00:49:01.940 how to be good people

00:49:03.160 and how to learn

00:49:03.820 so they can achieve

00:49:04.620 their goals

00:49:05.200 and the amount

00:49:07.340 that they get paid

00:49:08.120 is atrocious

00:49:09.500 I'm on the opposite

00:49:10.380 side of you guys

00:49:11.060 don't you even

00:49:11.840 sarcastically say something

00:49:13.020 I did not like

00:49:14.260 my teachers growing up

00:49:14.960 they're very mean to me

00:49:15.680 hold on a second

00:49:16.200 hold on a second

00:49:16.680 that's not true

00:49:18.160 a lot of teachers

00:49:18.860 are like sour

00:49:19.660 but a lot of them

00:49:21.040 are awesome

00:49:21.520 and a lot of them

00:49:22.260 like bro

00:49:23.060 everyone has that one teacher

00:49:24.020 I know you had one

00:49:24.940 so the reason I brought it up

00:49:26.200 is because I wanted

00:49:26.820 to ask you guys

00:49:27.580 if there was a teacher

00:49:28.820 in your life

00:49:29.460 life

00:49:30.100 life

00:49:30.780 that you wanted to acknowledge

00:49:32.760 that I don't know I had a short circuit

00:49:34.220 oh my god this is

00:49:36.380 it is a simulation

00:49:37.660 because you talked about the simulation

00:49:40.320 and they're putting me to the back now

00:49:42.300 that you wanted to acknowledge on the show today

00:49:44.400 what did they do for you

00:49:45.880 just wanted to give a little shout out to all the

00:49:48.620 teachers, professors, faculty

00:49:50.720 I'd love to 1.00

00:49:51.480 shout out to Miss Ross physics class

00:49:54.500 it was great

00:49:55.040 I was sitting in there

00:49:58.480 and I'm

00:49:58.920 pinnacle high school

00:50:02.280 not trying to point out where she works

00:50:03.780 but yeah I was sitting there

00:50:06.460 and I was making music and she goes

00:50:08.400 hey like you know I like your music

00:50:09.880 and I was like oh thanks

00:50:10.920 she's like you mind if I play for the whole class

00:50:12.780 and I was like shocked because this teacher

00:50:15.300 genuinely didn't like me as a human being

00:50:17.000 and she played it

00:50:19.220 and then immediately paused it 30 seconds in

00:50:21.920 and then played pots and pans

00:50:23.540 and then had the class vote

00:50:25.840 which one was better

00:50:26.820 George please tell me who won

00:50:28.000 And everybody voted

00:50:29.260 Pots and Pants

00:50:30.140 And you know

00:50:32.780 I can fact check this

00:50:33.660 Because Kaveh was in the class

00:50:34.900 And I can FaceTime it right now

00:50:35.860 I'll tell you exactly

00:50:36.600 How that went

00:50:37.020 And still

00:50:39.100 It took you 20 years

00:50:40.920 For Logan

00:50:41.520 Later

00:50:42.020 For Logan to tell you 1.00

00:50:43.020 That music wasn't your fucking way 0.99

00:50:44.360 It wasn't my thing 0.99

00:50:44.880 You couldn't have just

00:50:45.860 Listened to the Pots and Pants

00:50:47.260 See now you're telling me

00:50:48.360 That teacher was ineffective 1.00

00:50:49.400 She was spot on 1.00

00:50:50.600 She was pot on

00:50:52.040 She was pot on 1.00

00:50:53.980 Dude 1.00

00:50:54.200 You could have literally

00:50:55.600 You could

00:50:56.520 Bro, why didn't you just listen to her, bro?

00:51:00.980 Right there, dude.

00:51:02.380 You had the chance to just switch to acting right there.

00:51:06.720 And you just kept making music.

00:51:10.040 You had a group survey.

00:51:11.960 The whole class told you.

00:51:13.200 I will have you guys know, thanks to Milt.

00:51:16.040 Where'd he go?

00:51:17.020 Oh, he just dropped off kids and left?

00:51:18.420 What is this, at daycare?

00:51:19.140 He found out. 0.99

00:51:20.120 As soon as we found out, what the fuck happened? 0.92

00:51:22.460 Hey, guys, nice to meet you. 0.99

00:51:24.300 Okay, well, fucking. 0.99

00:51:26.520 I guess you're right. 1.00

00:51:27.080 Well, my songs hit the radio stations

00:51:28.460 and they're doing pretty good.

00:51:30.340 Maybe I should have listened.

00:51:31.780 I get what you're saying.

00:51:33.020 Physics.

00:51:33.520 And yo, this story is not too unfamiliar

00:51:35.880 for a lot of kids.

00:51:37.160 A lot of kids develop some sort of resentment

00:51:39.560 from their teachers because the teachers,

00:51:41.540 some are good, some aren't.

00:51:43.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:51:44.840 But it's usually...

00:51:46.060 Okay, then how about this?

00:51:46.880 We meet in the middle.

00:51:47.700 A teacher appreciation day 0.99

00:51:49.000 and then we fucking hate teachers day. 0.99

00:51:51.220 No, no. 0.99

00:51:52.000 It's not teachers.

00:51:52.780 What about spreading positivity?

00:51:54.000 It's a joke, man. 1.00

00:51:55.040 Fuck you, a joke. 1.00

00:51:56.080 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:51:56.520 did you have i know you had i do from the book but i i'm sure the audience would rather hear

00:52:01.460 you say but mine quickly was a guy named mr zubati i know he was a a pudgy gentleman in his in his

00:52:08.640 mid-50s and we're at this school called foreign high school in milford connecticut and all the

00:52:13.600 other classes were normal classes we had english we had phys ed we did have some like audio video

00:52:18.220 classes like that kind of stuff in high school but then our high school had something that a lot

00:52:22.840 of high schools didn't which was a planetarium a what we had a planetarium oh for astrology

00:52:28.540 astronomy forget my ignorance don't know stars oh okay so you go in and they could project any

00:52:35.920 kind of you know constellation or configuration of the constellations cool and this guy man

00:52:42.220 teachers hated me dude i was the worst ever yeah i caused more trouble in school than anyone you've

00:52:48.740 ever met i got expelled constantly suspended constantly i got in fights all the time greg

00:52:53.960 miller if you're watching this i still remember the first time he punched me in the face in the

00:52:57.800 lunchroom and my nose sprayed arterial spray all over the lunchroom and i got suspended for five 0.99

00:53:02.800 days for that one i used to fight all the time suspended for getting your ass kicked well i got 0.95

00:53:06.800 him good too he came back with a a well because the nose heals but the bruises don't it's all 0.68

00:53:11.380 about aesthetic it's whoever looks more beat up lost and he def and he definitely got me better

00:53:16.260 than i got him but he had a big bruise five days but nonetheless all the other teachers like yo

00:53:21.400 this is a lost cause this kid is a lost cause put him in the school where the uh the lost causes go

00:53:29.580 that's that school right yeah but i feel like all of hopefully at every school there's one teacher

00:53:35.820 that says yeah i believe in this kid has to i i i something about this kid or something about

00:53:41.340 every kid fuck this kid something about every kid has merit you just have to dig into it and that 0.52

00:53:46.900 was my guy mr zu baby and i would go into his class and for whatever reason i had this very uh 0.98

00:53:52.300 big interest in astronomy interesting and and i would go to his class and he would play pink floyd 0.90

00:53:58.940 he would play the doors and we would be high as fuck in class like we were smoking weed before 0.95

00:54:03.960 we'd go into astronomy and he like maybe knew maybe didn't know yeah he did he turned on star 0.94

00:54:08.680 you guys think he's at exactly exactly he's like all right no today is stars guys look at him 0.99

00:54:13.540 and he played the doors and shit he was probably high as fuck too that's why you guys got along 0.82

00:54:17.640 he definitely the astronomy teachers are always definitely yeah so so long story short uh at the 0.99

00:54:23.080 end of my at the end of my junior year i get uh expelled for my senior year because i was selling

00:54:30.600 drugs in school and i got expelled for the first half of my senior year and so i wasn't going to

00:54:35.840 graduate high school i wasn't going to make it through and i met with a tutor who got me through

00:54:42.640 all my classes but they were like but unfortunately you won't be able to pass your astronomy class

00:54:45.940 because you won't be able to be there i met with this tutor and then every day i met with mr zubadi

00:54:50.380 at dunkin donuts at 4 p.m after school no he would get out of his class from teaching all day he would

00:54:55.360 come meet me at 4 p.m at dunkin donuts go over everything they went over in the astronomy class

00:54:59.180 that day and i graduated high school because of his dedication to me dude as a as a person

00:55:05.380 wow have you reached out to him since um i talked about him in the book i've tried to contact him

00:55:11.200 in connecticut if someone's watching this and you know where he is comment message me on instagram

00:55:15.640 i would love to to talk to him because he's at home he's like i got away with it i don't want 0.98

00:55:21.040 fucking see this guy i don't care how successful fuck his book i don't care actually i i'm actually 0.95

00:55:29.500 happy bro that's really cool it was awesome and so shout out to the teachers like mr zubedi and 0.99

00:55:33.260 anybody else who who stands by when kids are going through a tough time parental divorce problems at

00:55:39.000 home all the things that feed into trouble in school the teachers that stick by those kids and

00:55:43.260 push them the rest of the way to get to get school done i think this conversation is so subjective

00:55:48.440 well because i had a very blessed uh very well-funded school district i also was a good 0.90

00:55:56.880 student i wasn't like either of you guys like i i paid the fuck attention i worked really hard

00:56:02.200 i was convinced i was convinced because i knew my parents didn't we had money we were like bottom of 0.57

00:56:08.080 the middle class and i knew they weren't gonna pay for my college because they couldn't pay for

00:56:10.880 my college so i was like yo i gotta make something happen here i gotta pay attention so i was blessed

00:56:16.240 with a lot of really good teachers why i say it's subjective is the one who comes to mind and then

00:56:21.420 i'll move on to a second thing the one who comes to mind i'll use a arbitrary name because i know

00:56:25.140 she kind of uh didn't want to be involved in social media let's say like let's say miss apple

00:56:29.900 okay her name was miss apple where'd you get that from uh just thought of the first fruit that came

00:56:34.300 to my mind miss apple um she was the one who would talk to me about conversations and subjects that

00:56:41.360 weren't necessarily academic based curriculum she got me thinking she got me thinking about about

00:56:46.480 life and just like processing and i i was always a late bloomer so i wasn't really thinking outside

00:56:51.520 the box until like halfway through what would have been uh college but she would just have

00:56:56.360 conversations that stimulated me in a way that i liked she's responsible for my vocabulary she's

00:57:01.960 responsible for my my syntax and sentences the way i speak uh pathos egos ethos logos and and

00:57:09.140 whether i'm conversing with people or trying to win an argument or persuade someone of something

00:57:13.720 like which in turn translated to my marketing like phenomenal teacher took the time right 0.97

00:57:18.740 jake's number one enemy jake jake wrote diss tracks on this teacher type shit jake publicly 0.92

00:57:24.680 called out this like this is why i say it's subjective to me this girl was a godsend and 0.95

00:57:29.080 then when i saw little brother jakey was having problems with all of his teachers by the way but

00:57:34.100 This one in particular, he swears that she singled him out.

00:57:39.060 And I just couldn't.

00:57:40.480 I was like, yo, to me, she was awesome.

00:57:42.760 Like this girl, this teacher was, I love this teacher.

00:57:44.920 And to Jake, he'll tell you that she was the devil, which is so interesting to me.

00:57:49.380 But the ones that truly changed my life, the coaches, dude, for my athletes out there.

00:57:55.120 You got that one or two coaches who just, who believe in you more than you believe in yourself.

00:58:01.060 I gotta give a shout out to

00:58:02.620 Mike Antonition, dude

00:58:04.680 Coach Ant

00:58:05.640 Is he the one from the video?

00:58:08.260 From the homecoming video?

00:58:10.460 Where'd you get that shiner?

00:58:13.700 I'm gonna pull it 1.00

00:58:14.720 Talk about it, keep going

00:58:16.740 Coach Mike Antonition

00:58:18.360 My wrestling coach, and also Coach DeLuca

00:58:20.840 And Percival

00:58:22.140 And Jed, my whole wrestling coach team

00:58:27.140 Was fantastic

00:58:28.460 but Antonation, you know, I still, I still keep in touch with to this day.

00:58:31.780 Just a, just a jolly old fellow who wants to employ kids to be their best.

00:58:36.640 And I remember one day I was a freshman hang or I was, yeah.

00:58:40.900 Oh, you have to, you have to use this. Yeah. Pardon the feedback.

00:58:44.460 Sorry about that. Yep. Good. Uh, one day, uh, fast forward to the part

00:58:48.260 and maybe put it on the screen too. Uh, Ant or the Shiner. Coach, Coach Ant. 0.57

00:58:52.680 Yeah. Yeah. The younger sibling thinks hard. The what?

00:58:55.920 Oh, because they have to live up

00:58:59.140 to the expectation almost.

00:59:04.280 Oh.

00:59:11.660 Wow.

00:59:15.300 Interesting.

00:59:17.380 Jake didn't employ himself in school.

00:59:19.200 School is not the way to activate Jake Paul.

00:59:20.800 Like many kids.

00:59:21.500 He didn't click in that way.

00:59:23.220 I wanted to play a little bit more of the video.

00:59:25.920 because Jake's in it as well.

00:59:27.120 Should we just play a little more of it?

00:59:29.120 Oh, I can see him.

00:59:29.920 He's a marching band, cheerleaders,

00:59:31.440 and plenty of support from schoolmates for the senior

00:59:33.460 who's making his second trip in two years

00:59:35.840 to compete at the state wrestling tournament.

00:59:39.760 Obviously extremely excited.

00:59:42.240 The state send-off is a highlight of my year every year

00:59:44.900 because it's fun to see all your students before you go.

00:59:48.360 And they get you really excited and super pumped.

00:59:52.960 I'd say last year, it being my second year, just made it all the better.

00:59:57.640 Kids, this proves you can do anything.

01:00:01.080 I was 18 years old.

01:00:02.340 Like, I wasn't, like, a kid anyway.

01:00:03.660 I was 18 years old. 0.99

01:00:04.360 I could barely fucking speak on camera. 0.99

01:00:06.620 Acne, black eye, had no idea how to form thoughts. 0.99

01:00:10.340 I didn't know how to form thoughts. 0.89

01:00:11.460 You look like a thumb.

01:00:12.380 A thumb.

01:00:12.980 Full-on thumb.

01:00:13.920 And I made it happen. 1.00

01:00:15.520 Like, yo, kids, be a fucking maverick. 1.00

01:00:18.480 Like, really be a fucking maverick. 1.00

01:00:19.620 And I'm just happy that I could do it again 0.99

01:00:21.820 Without any interviews or anything

01:00:23.200 Sure Logan, his schoolmates

01:00:29.740 And coaches are excited

01:00:30.880 But we wanted to know

01:00:32.240 Wait hold on

01:00:34.380 There's Jake, not very good

01:00:36.020 But the question that's coming right now

01:00:37.560 I hate the fact that you're doing low fives by the way

01:00:39.120 Not high fives, low fives 0.99

01:00:40.100 How the fuck you consider that a low five 0.98

01:00:42.440 Play it again 0.99

01:00:43.460 But we wanted to know

01:00:45.200 But they start high 1.00

01:00:47.600 Suck a dick 1.00

01:00:49.620 All right, this is the question of the day, though. 1.00

01:00:51.420 Logan, his schoolmates, and coaches are excited, but we wanted to know, where'd you get that shiner? 0.95

01:00:55.900 We got elbowed in the semifinals, and the guy wrestling the championship knew it was bad, and I'm guessing he pushed on it.

01:01:04.160 Which, you know, a smart wrestling move, but it made it a lot worse.

01:01:07.540 And so, it got extremely bloody and black, and it looks good, though.

01:01:13.720 His coach has high praise for Logan, who carries a 4.7 GPA. 1.00

01:01:17.960 Let's go, ass! 1.00

01:01:18.780 very very aggressive 1.00

01:01:21.300 he's very coachable

01:01:23.020 he's a leader

01:01:24.360 he's tenacious

01:01:25.960 he just doesn't stop

01:01:27.640 he's a very very smart

01:01:30.120 wrestler

01:01:30.980 very aggressive

01:01:32.140 that's my guy

01:01:32.920 and in the sport

01:01:33.860 that's what we need

01:01:34.640 that's my guy right there

01:01:37.040 so yeah

01:01:37.400 he believed in me

01:01:38.120 more than I believed in myself

01:01:39.000 I was a freshman

01:01:39.680 training with the senior wrestlers

01:01:41.080 and I remember

01:01:42.620 we were doing hang cleans

01:01:43.460 in the workout room one day

01:01:44.720 and the seniors

01:01:45.300 were doing the hang cleans

01:01:46.600 with the big weights

01:01:47.760 the yellow weights

01:01:48.500 like 45 pounds dude and I walked up a little scrawny freshman probably I was 119 and you know 0.96

01:01:56.760 it was my turn to do the thing and the whole team was watching and I was like fuck I can't I can't 0.99

01:02:02.160 do this I haven't even hit puberty yet what the fuck am I gonna do coaches coaching goes no you 0.97

01:02:07.260 could do this I go yeah I could do this and then I did and it was the first time someone besides my 0.96

01:02:14.900 dad like believes in me more than I believed in myself and got me to a level I couldn't think I

01:02:20.200 didn't think I could accomplish and those are the people to this day like I stay in touch with him

01:02:25.280 because he just activated me in a way that I didn't know I could and now as an adult I'm aware

01:02:29.760 like I have it in me I really do have it in me I was at a dinner the other day uh we were talking

01:02:35.620 about just like influence and the proper way to to to use it for good and my message was this and

01:02:43.660 i've said it before i want to expand people's mindset everyone is caught in their own little

01:02:51.220 bubble not to anyone's fault but it's hard to think outside of it and i'm here to tell you

01:02:56.580 and even like that video is a good example it's all possible it's all possible if you would have

01:03:02.640 told that kid i was gonna be where i was today with the things i have on my horizon i i would

01:03:08.480 have laughed at you i said what are you talking about bro i'm going to school for industrial

01:03:12.840 in systems engineering i'm gonna go work in a factory and like work like marry a beautiful wife

01:03:18.100 and have kids by 25 and now i'm just i'm just i'm really really blessed that i did have the right

01:03:24.480 uh to as teachers and coaches in my life and people to inspire me um to to be this thing that

01:03:31.340 i became and i i really i really love the version of myself that's walking around today i'm proud

01:03:36.080 of you bro that's deep i love this this podcast went on a roller coaster you know what i'll i'll

01:03:40.440 share a good moment oh there i remember uh when i was in high school i had this teacher i'm

01:03:46.200 obviously not going to mention his name because me and him uh did talk stuff probably you shouldn't

01:03:51.820 be talking about in in high school you know i mean like he saw me as very adult and so he touched

01:03:56.860 your peevee twice no i'm just kidding that's so dark we probably probably cut that whatever you

01:04:01.800 want george that stays in okay that's what he said um anyway so i'm having this uh this moment

01:04:11.080 and everybody is uh is like studying for this test and it's that you know we're back in the day we

01:04:17.520 didn't have like laptops right we did i came from a very very rich school but at this moment he

01:04:23.100 wanted us to write down because he says that it's better for you to write them so everybody's like

01:04:27.580 writing down stuff for the next test and i'm just sitting there watching and i'm not doing anything

01:04:32.180 and he goes george and by the way he comes from a good place because he liked to push me a lot

01:04:36.280 and he knew that i had a strong heart so he didn't he looked at me he goes george you're

01:04:39.980 gonna end up being a loser one day because of your actions in front of everyone and i go i'm sorry

01:04:45.240 what what in what way is my actions i'm like i don't do drugs i don't drink i don't go to these 0.96

01:04:49.240 parties like i like i know what i'm doing he goes no why look around he goes look around every

01:04:56.400 single student here is taking notes besides you you think you're greater than them he's like but

01:05:00.820 at the end of the day you fail you have the lowest grade in the class you're behind them and you think

01:05:05.880 you're greater than them and i go i am greater than them and he goes in what way i go how about

01:05:10.280 this i will place a bet with you and if you could beat me i will study for every single test of

01:05:16.080 yours and he goes of course mind you this is in front of everyone i go do you have the first test

01:05:21.620 you gave us in like the first semester and he goes yeah i go if anybody gets a c on that not a b

01:05:26.520 not an a if anybody gets a c on that i will study for the rest of your tests my my point giving to

01:05:31.940 you is you cram all this crap that nobody's gonna remember next year let alone next month 0.96

01:05:36.180 i was like i'm not doing it i'm not a sheep i'm not gonna sit here and write and fucking cram all 0.99

01:05:41.680 this shit in and then forget about it later give the test and he goes i let's do it and so everybody 0.99

01:05:46.420 put their shit away 1.00

01:05:47.240 and they took the test 1.00

01:05:48.780 everybody got an F

01:05:50.060 every single person

01:05:51.880 in that class

01:05:52.360 there wasn't one kid

01:05:52.580 there's always that one kid

01:05:53.540 not even that genius kid

01:05:54.680 and when I look

01:05:55.260 I remember her name

01:05:56.100 I don't remember her name

01:05:57.380 actually 0.94

01:05:57.640 I remember what she looked like

01:05:58.820 what class

01:05:59.520 I mean this was history

01:06:00.600 it had to be history

01:06:01.420 yeah

01:06:01.920 no history's tough

01:06:02.880 history is one of those things

01:06:04.260 it was history

01:06:04.840 I looked at it

01:06:05.440 I was sitting there smiling

01:06:06.400 in and out

01:06:06.880 I'll study for a test

01:06:07.820 in and out

01:06:08.280 in and out

01:06:08.740 I remember some things

01:06:09.940 but it's

01:06:10.240 as American in general

01:06:11.280 we make people study

01:06:12.980 for tests of memory

01:06:14.440 Spencer

01:06:15.120 Spencer will tell you

01:06:17.180 that's the number one

01:06:18.320 he's on his education documentary

01:06:19.740 we spoke with him

01:06:20.320 when he came here

01:06:20.800 and he's like

01:06:21.400 yo the number one

01:06:22.580 first thing that I want to do

01:06:24.100 is get rid of standardized testing 0.99

01:06:25.380 in and fucking out 0.99

01:06:27.520 right 0.98

01:06:28.040 why are we wasting our time

01:06:29.120 studying for the

01:06:29.780 there's gotta be a better way

01:06:31.500 to retain information

01:06:32.740 it's why I have a problem

01:06:34.060 reading books

01:06:34.780 I don't retain the information

01:06:36.820 I can process the words

01:06:38.920 I can understand them

01:06:40.080 I'll finish a chapter 0.98

01:06:41.120 I'll have no fucking idea 0.98

01:06:42.460 what I just read 0.89

01:06:43.640 listen i'm not an audio guy either i need i need to see it i need to see it i'm visualist

01:06:51.600 i'm visual almost damn near photographic memory type visual like if i see it there's a good chance

01:06:57.680 it's gonna stick in my brain so i like to direct i can see that i can see the final product before

01:07:02.420 our cameras even picked up there was only one kid in that class that did better that time around

01:07:06.920 and it was me i went from like 47 to like 52 you were motivated no i was sitting there like well

01:07:13.340 let's go i guess also you you had a and many kids uh suffer this as well you are dyslexic

01:07:18.640 dude you know it's great you know i didn't know that i i i true and i i really want people to

01:07:23.680 understand that this is a serious thing that people deal with i i'm gonna be i'm gonna be

01:07:28.420 quite honest i cried a lot in the bathroom because i thought i was really dumb but it was crazy

01:07:34.040 because i knew i was smart but i there were so many times i would just i'll be in the class

01:07:38.440 and everybody would be doing things and it was the times that i tried and then i would just go

01:07:42.940 into the bathroom and I would close the stall and I would just sit there and I would just cry

01:07:45.880 because I was like, I can't do this. It's not sticking with me. Not until I was almost going

01:07:51.460 to go to college that it was another school that I got transferred in, by the way, because I got

01:07:56.000 kicked out of that school for being made fun of so much. I literally got removed from that school

01:07:59.640 because people hated me. And I sat in another school called Horizon, which was the greatest

01:08:03.000 experience of my life. And I thank everybody that was in that school. But I was sitting there,

01:08:07.060 one of the one of the fucking teachers is sitting and looking at me. They go, George, 0.99

01:08:09.680 you're dyslexic? And I was like, the fuck is that? And she's like, are you dyslexic? I don't 1.00

01:08:14.260 know what that is. She goes, come with me. We did a test. I was so fucking dyslexic. She goes,

01:08:18.400 I can't believe you did not know this. So she taught me a different way. Like I would put like

01:08:23.280 things on books, bro. I started doing so good in school. Like I was like barely trying. I was like,

01:08:28.640 oh my God, I got this. And it's so sad that they just pinned me as a fucking idiot. They're like, 1.00

01:08:33.480 this guy's an idiot. And I'm like, oh, okay. Humans are too dynamic. Humans are too complex 1.00

01:08:37.440 to try to to force into the same system it's like it's i had this conversation with mr beast we

01:08:43.680 spoke on the phone and the education system i think when it's upended and and changed in a way

01:08:52.520 that maximizes the effectiveness of young people i think that's when we'll really start to see 0.91

01:08:57.980 change in society like from from the fucking grassroots from the day you were you you enter 0.90

01:09:03.580 school proper as proper schooling and learning system i think people are just going to be so 0.93

01:09:08.740 much more uh optimized and effective i mean i mean people go through years and years of 0.87

01:09:14.180 schooling on stuff that we you know as we all know you're just not gonna fucking use like what

01:09:19.960 are you gonna use this i mean i'll think about american exceptionalism sometimes but like do i 0.75

01:09:25.580 need to know who you know theorized american exceptionalism how it led to the expansion of

01:09:31.080 the western like no who gives a fuck about that it's crazy i still i'm i'm very back and forth 0.98

01:09:36.500 of it like i i'm i'm very against people that are like fuck school i i don't i think i think okay 0.98

01:09:42.680 relax because you're gonna lead people that are good at school not to be wanting to be in school 0.64

01:09:46.400 i agree i never say that yeah it's so wrong and honestly i encourage people to try their best in

01:09:51.340 school and i'm gonna tell my kid this i'm like listen i sucked in school but give it your go

01:09:55.280 because i got super fortunate i hit the lottery from my life if this was a different universe and

01:10:02.220 i didn't i would be very much struggling right now because i don't have an education behind me i don't 0.95

01:10:07.000 know what i'm gonna do for work so please guys don't look at youtubers and tiktokers their life

01:10:12.820 and then be like well i don't need school i could just go do don't do that i i don't like i don't 0.98

01:10:16.280 like when uh young internet stars say you know fuck school fuck college it's just not the case 0.99

01:10:21.260 said this on the show. It's not the case for the majority of 0.99

01:10:23.360 people. I'm going to screen grab any of those

01:10:25.380 social media stars that say that because they're 1.00

01:10:27.280 stupid. Punch them in the face. Not even that. I'm going to 1.00

01:10:29.100 replay what they said and I want to see where they're at

01:10:31.320 in 10 years. Deadass. I'm going to

01:10:33.280 be like, look what you just led fucking children 1.00

01:10:35.300 across America and the world to 1.00

01:10:37.340 do and where are you at in 10 years? My biggest

01:10:39.220 thing with it is if I said to you

01:10:41.440 yo

01:10:42.760 you're going to play a game of blackjack

01:10:45.680 and however close

01:10:47.280 you get to 21 is going to decide

01:10:49.160 the outcome of your life. Would

01:10:51.200 you rather have one hand to play or 15 hands to play 15 school is a hand of blackjack for your

01:10:58.480 life if all else fails if you don't become a musician if you don't become a youtuber if you

01:11:04.500 don't become a a titan of business if you don't become a sign language expert like logan was just

01:11:09.920 showing sometimes you need that bachelor's degree or master's degree or what like take the knowledge

01:11:17.440 out the experience well well that too and the experience is something completely different

01:11:21.440 the friends you make and all that stuff but what i'm saying is looking at it from an angle of pure

01:11:26.780 diversification if you remove the qualification to succeed in the in the normal world from your 0.92

01:11:36.960 portfolio you've already you're already in a way behind the fucking eight ball so i've always said

01:11:42.840 if you simply look at school as a backup as a diversification device then you're then you're 0.96

01:11:48.320 thinking about it the right way i like that school above all taught me how to learn exactly taught me

01:11:53.180 how to learn the three things that i mean the three people in this room that are talking the

01:11:59.100 one thing that we have in common and i and i really need people to let this sink in we will

01:12:04.200 never ever ever ever put pride over progress so if you're good at school stay good at school

01:12:10.280 don't worry about everybody around you just stick to what you're doing do not be blinded by people

01:12:16.360 around you don't because i'm telling you super discouraged when you open up your report card

01:12:20.780 and you have a d and the person next to you has an a and you're like oh man like maybe this is it

01:12:24.400 and just rip it up and then give it up and just throw it away it's not it's not a timed race it's

01:12:28.560 a marathon just relax just chill because none of you guys i've never seen you guys make a career

01:12:33.460 move where you're like oh this would look better for me it's more this is better for me you get

01:12:37.940 i'm saying the pride over progress situation and they're calculated they're calculated every i

01:12:42.780 have talked about this a million times on this show every decision i make when it with regards

01:12:46.840 to career or life path is always calculated calculated risk hold on a second which one

01:12:52.000 have you calculated the risk of moving out of this house and in your girlfriend's house

01:12:55.680 did you make your decision no i haven't because i'm calculating it and what what's the calculation

01:13:01.240 Wow, by the way

01:13:04.240 I'm still calculating it

01:13:06.400 I got a calculator

01:13:07.740 Okay, well then give us your pros and cons

01:13:09.500 Are we really doing this right now?

01:13:12.760 This affects me

01:13:14.040 You can't just come up to me one day

01:13:16.000 Dog, yo

01:13:17.160 Best friend, known him for 5-6 years

01:13:20.180 Lived in this house 2 years

01:13:21.720 Comes up to me one day, he's like

01:13:22.880 Mara was looking at this house down the street

01:13:25.240 Thinking about getting in with her

01:13:26.300 I wasn't thinking

01:13:28.540 Oh, in a second

01:13:29.660 he said

01:13:30.460 what do you mean down the street

01:13:35.140 like down the street

01:13:36.640 he goes yeah it's like 14 minutes away

01:13:38.580 that's not down the street

01:13:40.580 that's what I said George

01:13:41.860 down the street is like

01:13:43.080 now I'm sitting here going where is this coming from

01:13:46.140 what has Amara said 1.00

01:13:47.860 yo she guilts him dude

01:13:50.120 she says the following I feel like

01:13:52.160 I don't know for sure but I feel like she says something like this

01:13:54.460 you're 35 years old

01:13:56.700 and you live with your 25 year old

01:13:58.700 YouTuber friend

01:13:59.800 and Amara

01:14:00.760 you know I love you

01:14:01.580 but

01:14:01.800 that's my guy

01:14:03.280 and it's so much deeper

01:14:04.380 than the simplicity

01:14:05.600 that you're putting

01:14:06.340 in that sentence

01:14:06.840 or anybody understands

01:14:07.820 yeah nobody knows

01:14:08.880 like yo

01:14:09.720 Michael 1.00

01:14:10.280 what the fuck 1.00

01:14:11.960 are you doing 1.00

01:14:12.340 bro I get it

01:14:13.120 what are you gonna do

01:14:13.680 with this room

01:14:14.140 I'm gonna replace

01:14:15.580 and put someone else

01:14:16.540 in it immediately

01:14:17.200 we should name him Mike

01:14:18.240 it has to be Mike

01:14:18.940 it has to be Mike

01:14:19.880 just so he knows

01:14:21.380 when it doesn't work out

01:14:22.620 he can't come back

01:14:23.800 sorry we got a new Mike

01:14:24.920 I'm like bro

01:14:25.800 we got a new Mike

01:14:26.700 it's gonna be small Mike

01:14:27.780 We're going to get a guy who's small.

01:14:29.320 His name's Mike.

01:14:29.860 Milton says him.

01:14:31.860 You're not loud enough and your name's not Mike.

01:14:33.920 Listen, I'm still calculating, bro.

01:14:37.160 You're right.

01:14:38.840 You're right. 1.00

01:14:39.400 But as you know, I don't play by those fucking rules. 0.99

01:14:44.780 I don't play by the rules of age. 0.99

01:14:47.900 Unless, of course, when it involves legality or compliance of some kind.

01:14:50.880 Somebody's going to clip that.

01:14:51.900 In which case, of course, I'm playing by those rules.

01:14:53.980 but when it involves like

01:14:55.380 oh by that age you should

01:14:58.000 by that age you should

01:15:00.000 does not exist anymore 1.00

01:15:02.100 that shit's gone homie 1.00

01:15:04.560 that's what they said to fucking 1.00

01:15:06.200 the Tolkien lady 0.99

01:15:08.480 Gary Vaynerchuk's big on that

01:15:09.860 who wrote Harry Potter when she was homeless

01:15:12.940 JK Rowling

01:15:14.040 by this point you should

01:15:16.000 no 1.00

01:15:17.280 fuck that shit dude that does not exist 1.00

01:15:20.720 in like ages nothing 1.00

01:15:22.640 nothing

01:15:23.500 Nothing at all, except, of course, when it involves legality or compliance.

01:15:27.540 Of course, we follow that rule.

01:15:29.420 But when it comes to this situation, yes, you're exactly right.

01:15:33.960 There has been a conversation.

01:15:35.200 Point of 35. 1.00

01:15:36.520 By choice, motherfuckers. 1.00

01:15:38.880 By choice. 1.00

01:15:40.600 By choice.

01:15:41.820 Don't make me bring my.

01:15:42.800 I'm not going to say it, but yes, by choice.

01:15:44.800 I could obviously get.

01:15:46.220 I already own in Connecticut, but I can get another place here if I'd like to.

01:15:49.600 I like being here.

01:15:51.040 These are my friends.

01:15:52.160 This is my best friend.

01:15:53.160 More so it's an escape.

01:15:54.460 Michael, you've only been doing this.

01:15:55.660 You know, I love Amara, but it's six months in. 0.99

01:15:58.100 You're fucking kidding me. 0.97

01:15:59.340 Okay, I've been saying this to her. 0.99

01:16:01.520 George, I already know where you're standing.

01:16:03.040 You should repeat it here.

01:16:05.680 I'll be frank. 1.00

01:16:06.620 Dumbest shit I've ever heard in my entire life. 1.00

01:16:08.140 Ever. 1.00

01:16:08.660 Bro, bro, come talk to me in like four years when we're like, okay, we've only had three

01:16:15.720 verbal arguments in the past month.

01:16:18.000 Only one physical violation in the last month where you punched me in the face. 0.86

01:16:22.440 or I'll take one a month, but dude, like, eight, seven, eight months in, dude, she could 1.00

01:16:28.620 have a barrage of bodies buried under her apartment. 0.99

01:16:34.700 She lives on the top floor, so that would be weird. 1.00

01:16:36.660 But, I mean, who knows what this girl has skeletons hiding in her closet?

01:16:41.140 I mean, we know a lot of them, obviously, they're on the internet, but what I'm getting

01:16:45.700 at is this.

01:16:46.460 He's making his mind as he's talking to us.

01:16:48.620 Who knows what's going to happen

01:16:50.500 over the next several months

01:16:52.280 and that scares the fuck out of me.

01:16:54.160 What's the issue?

01:16:55.340 Why can't you just put a pin in it

01:16:56.660 and be like,

01:16:57.040 we'll come back to this.

01:16:57.680 I did. 1.00

01:16:58.480 No, fuck that. 1.00

01:16:59.620 They already put the down payment 1.00

01:17:01.760 on the house.

01:17:02.840 No, you didn't.

01:17:03.860 Well, she did.

01:17:04.880 No, she didn't yet either.

01:17:06.000 Nothing signed.

01:17:07.180 Just been talking to the people.

01:17:08.580 Here are the pros.

01:17:10.300 The pros are,

01:17:12.220 she decided on a place

01:17:13.840 that has like four plus bedrooms. 0.99

01:17:15.160 Dead, dead.

01:17:15.820 What's that high pitch?

01:17:16.780 I know, that's what I'm saying.

01:17:17.480 Oh, switch it back over to yours?

01:17:18.800 Yeah.

01:17:20.000 Sorry about that.

01:17:20.680 No, you're fine.

01:17:21.100 Feedback. 1.00

01:17:21.560 Fuck. 1.00

01:17:21.960 Sorry. 1.00

01:17:22.460 Fuck. 1.00

01:17:22.840 Sorry. 1.00

01:17:23.220 Sorry.

01:17:23.500 House has four plus bedrooms.

01:17:25.000 So much better.

01:17:25.540 One of which would become a streaming room for me.

01:17:28.660 Because obviously, as you guys know, I'm a massive video game streamer.

01:17:33.080 I'm trying this.

01:17:34.020 I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Logan.

01:17:35.780 Don't do it.

01:17:36.480 You're not good.

01:17:37.700 He's convinced that his, and he might be right.

01:17:40.500 His comedic skills are going to be good enough?

01:17:41.880 Yeah.

01:17:41.940 It's not good enough.

01:17:42.760 It's not.

01:17:43.440 It's not.

01:17:44.120 They're not.

01:17:44.560 Listen, people watch.

01:17:45.840 Evan.

01:17:46.340 Come on.

01:17:46.720 Evan stream.

01:17:47.480 I need him.

01:17:47.980 No, no.

01:17:48.480 Actually, I do need him for this just to back me up.

01:17:50.660 Evan, talk.

01:17:51.480 I came with the perfect timing.

01:17:52.720 Perfect timing.

01:17:53.360 Talk to us.

01:17:53.640 Talk to us.

01:17:53.980 Perfect timing.

01:17:54.880 Hop in.

01:17:56.280 I can hear him without him.

01:17:57.520 No, no.

01:17:57.820 Put him on.

01:17:58.460 No, no.

01:17:58.960 Why don't you keep him on, George?

01:17:59.860 Okay.

01:18:00.380 Yeah, he doesn't need him.

01:18:02.200 Let's talk together.

01:18:03.100 All right.

01:18:03.500 So what does it take to be a good streamer?

01:18:06.000 Because Mike isn't that good.

01:18:07.540 He's not bad, but he's also not that good.

01:18:08.980 He's actually below average.

01:18:10.180 Yeah.

01:18:10.660 But he's convinced his verbal comedic diarrhea will propel him to the top or have success

01:18:15.540 in some capacity.

01:18:16.280 Is he right?

01:18:16.960 Yeah.

01:18:17.480 yeah

01:18:18.960 because I mean

01:18:20.320 when we

01:18:21.340 me and him

01:18:21.940 streamed

01:18:22.500 what was it

01:18:23.080 like last week

01:18:23.960 and my viewership

01:18:25.320 was actually like

01:18:26.180 when he came on

01:18:27.780 my viewership

01:18:28.720 was going up

01:18:29.420 but did it stay up

01:18:30.340 yeah

01:18:30.980 people loved us

01:18:32.280 because they kept

01:18:33.040 saying in my chat

01:18:33.780 yo you guys are 0.98

01:18:34.500 fucking hilarious together 0.99

01:18:35.560 I don't even like 0.99

01:18:36.400 I don't even like

01:18:37.200 Call of Duty

01:18:37.960 but you guys

01:18:38.800 are making it fun for me

01:18:39.920 like I was seeing that

01:18:40.740 in the chat

01:18:41.300 and it's like

01:18:42.400 here's

01:18:43.100 my rebuttal

01:18:44.140 would be

01:18:44.680 I tried this

01:18:45.560 I thought I could do it

01:18:46.380 so A

01:18:46.760 A, my mistake is I'm not nearly as funny as Mike.

01:18:49.260 B, my verbal diarrhea is not nearly as funny as Mike.

01:18:52.320 I don't have the energy.

01:18:53.240 I get bored after two hours.

01:18:54.920 Yo, I hear y'all both screaming.

01:18:58.680 We have comedic voices, though.

01:19:00.440 That's why people love you.

01:19:01.720 You have Mike scream and you have Mike scream.

01:19:03.880 Adam Sandler.

01:19:05.140 Raspi. 1.00

01:19:05.780 I did walk in one time and I thought they were fucking. 0.99

01:19:08.280 I was like, what? 0.99

01:19:09.340 Not that way.

01:19:09.940 Not that way.

01:19:10.340 Yes.

01:19:10.840 Yes.

01:19:11.360 Yes.

01:19:11.940 Go, go, go, go, go.

01:19:13.160 He's coming.

01:19:13.840 He's coming.

01:19:14.860 Fire.

01:19:15.220 He got me in the face

01:19:17.020 But that's why I'm so happy

01:19:18.940 So maybe you could do it

01:19:21.740 But that's why I'm so happy Evan came in right now

01:19:23.560 Because I don't remember what streamer said

01:19:25.160 I don't remember if it was Nate or Courage or whoever

01:19:27.040 But it's either you're really good 0.99

01:19:29.740 At gaming or you're really fucking 0.99

01:19:31.600 Entertaining at streaming 0.96

01:19:32.660 And so if you can keep the energy we had the other night

01:19:35.340 Which was probably the highest

01:19:36.320 Bro the people in the audience were going nuts

01:19:38.680 Because think about it

01:19:40.840 You're the best duo ever

01:19:41.800 This is hilarious

01:19:42.800 Because think about it

01:19:44.760 what's funnier this adds right into it what's funnier than someone who's bad at the game that

01:19:49.580 they're streaming like think about how bro like and you can play that into the comedy like evan's 0.71

01:19:54.200 yelling at me fly the fucking chopper and i'm sitting there i'm like i didn't know i was driving 0.84

01:19:58.780 in the storm dying losing health not moving on we're sitting there like this i was like uh mike 0.99

01:20:04.320 what the fuck you doing he's like i'm like mike what the fuck you doing you gotta go he's like 0.99

01:20:09.360 Oh, yeah, on the pilot. 1.00

01:20:10.980 And we made it out with a scrap of health left.

01:20:13.600 There's so much health left.

01:20:14.520 All right, so, okay, so it could be entertaining.

01:20:17.040 I just, there's probably a stat.

01:20:18.660 You should ask your professional gamer friends.

01:20:20.440 Right.

01:20:21.140 How many people on Twitch are watching to see good people play

01:20:24.860 versus just to be entertained

01:20:26.220 and have something in the background of their day?

01:20:28.040 Tim the Tatman's a great example.

01:20:29.520 Isn't he good?

01:20:29.980 He can play.

01:20:30.660 He's good.

01:20:31.520 He can play. 0.98

01:20:32.000 He's not fucking anything that's crazy crazy, 0.99

01:20:35.280 like Courage or Naysha. 0.99

01:20:36.680 but he's very fucking entertaining 0.97

01:20:39.200 he's hilarious 0.95

01:20:40.240 he's the same age as you

01:20:42.580 I hope he's not that old

01:20:45.060 I think he's the same age as you

01:20:48.580 it's not old

01:20:49.660 you're not old

01:20:50.260 it depends when you start the game

01:20:53.000 do you start it like this

01:20:53.700 and then put it in

01:21:00.380 I say I choose Yoshi

01:21:01.940 I want Yoshi

01:21:02.800 it's not this game 0.96

01:21:04.000 but yo we had a fucking great time 0.79

01:21:06.540 And so, I would have a streaming room there. 0.96

01:21:09.820 I would have a bunch of other things.

01:21:10.960 But listen, dude.

01:21:11.680 Listen.

01:21:13.280 Wait.

01:21:13.840 Yeah, we're having a conversation about me moving.

01:21:16.060 He's moving.

01:21:16.460 We're having this conversation.

01:21:17.680 It's just a conversation.

01:21:19.720 Look at the visceral reaction.

01:21:21.880 I know.

01:21:22.460 You're causing from all your friends.

01:21:24.020 Okay, how old is too old for me to say?

01:21:26.140 40. 0.98

01:21:27.340 Okay, I agree with that.

01:21:28.560 I agree with that.

01:21:30.020 40.

01:21:30.620 I agree with that.

01:21:31.780 Do you remember when I first joined Team Maverick?

01:21:34.000 37.

01:21:34.280 Do you remember when I first joined Team Maverick and you said to me, do you know what Jeff said to me?

01:21:38.680 He goes, we're really excited to have you as part of the team, but I'm going to be honest with you.

01:21:44.080 I don't think you should live in the house ever.

01:21:46.480 You should get your own place, man.

01:21:47.960 He did say that.

01:21:48.480 He's like, he's like, it's just, you know, with the constant drinking and the sex, he's like, you might not be the best fit for the house. 1.00

01:21:56.740 And then I came in and the constant drinking and the sex was the perfect fit for the fucking house. 1.00

01:22:01.160 Yeah we'll see what happens man 1.00

01:22:04.980 But it's not like that anymore 1.00

01:22:05.880 We're fucking the biggest pussies in the city 1.00

01:22:09.520 We're locked in 1.00

01:22:10.720 I won't step outside my house

01:22:13.280 You just dealt with this

01:22:15.300 Just wait till COVID ends

01:22:17.460 We're all like hey so that was fun

01:22:19.220 Warwick just opened up again

01:22:21.280 So we're gonna see you guys later

01:22:22.360 I have no energy for people

01:22:23.620 Energy is your currency

01:22:24.700 By the time 8pm hits

01:22:26.240 My currency is low

01:22:27.640 I got nothing left to give 0.99

01:22:29.020 I'm the stump at the end of the fucking giving tree. 0.99

01:22:31.820 This has been a fantastic episode of Impulsive. 1.00

01:22:34.040 Fucking Evan, dude. 0.99

01:22:35.100 Evan, we love Evan. 0.99

01:22:36.060 Guys, thanks for listening.

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01:23:00.940 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

01:23:03.500 We have a new podcast.

01:23:04.820 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

01:23:06.260 I'm Lexi Iwanu.

01:23:07.360 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

01:23:11.560 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one, which means we have wildly different references,

01:23:15.920 occasionally different opinions.

01:23:17.280 And at this point in my 50s, I've lived it all.

01:23:20.120 Now in my 30s, being the founder of New Shoes, Good Taste is my business.

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01:23:31.980 I'm Lacey Mosley, author, actor, stand-up comedian, creator, and host of Scam Goddess Podcast.

01:23:37.720 The true crime comedy podcast, all about robbery, fraud, and those who practice it.

01:23:42.120 Each week, I bring on an amazing guest.

01:23:44.000 Ooh, I scammed them.

01:23:45.180 What?

01:23:45.640 I could talk to you for an hour.

01:23:47.180 You're a generational yapper, like me.

01:23:49.180 That's why I had to make yapping a job.

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01:23:54.040 Start listening to Scam Goddess on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

01:24:24.040 he gets right up next to the microphone i hear you can almost hear the eyelashes hit each other

01:24:29.680 you never seen italy so quiet as when the pope gets up to wink on halloween listen to artists

01:24:35.980 on artists on artists on artists every thursday on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever

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01:24:45.720 podcast in the world it's really funny and a good time really yeah yeah i think statistics just came

01:24:51.300 back and we're one of the funniest two guys with mics and that's pretty hard to beat right now but

01:24:56.160 it's true actually why should people listen to us tell them well we're trendy we're funny we're 0.98

01:25:00.780 topical you get all your news here not you know the facts but maybe our takes on it um and

01:25:05.860 everything in between so listen out of character on the iheart radio app apple podcasts or wherever

01:25:11.000 you get your podcasts

Impaulsive with Logan Paul - October 06, 2020

E223 An Honest Message To Our High School Teachers - IMPAULSIVE EP. 223

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