Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E233 One Year Since Losing To KSI

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00:03:01.720 Welcome back to Impulsive

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00:03:05.080 My audio's low

00:03:06.400 That was a quick start

00:03:08.100 We call that a shotgun start

00:03:09.740 George walked in looking like a homeless person

00:03:12.260 That just left the goodwill

00:03:13.380 Or a wrestler trying to cut 20 pounds

00:03:14.960 Or a football player that just missed the cut for the JV squad

00:03:18.400 That's exactly what I was going to say

00:03:20.380 I look like I just missed it

00:03:21.920 Like a tiny bit

00:03:23.560 My family's disappointed

00:03:24.520 I'm a little mad

00:03:25.740 But I'm here

00:03:26.540 good good good to have you new quarter good to have you welcome oh yeah a lot of stuff's going

00:03:30.660 on as per usual um today's november 9th fellas today's november 9th what are you doing there's 0.86

00:03:36.660 so much shit just trash in place the way you said today's november 9th sounded like uh from 0.91

00:03:40.980 mean girls what is it october 3rd is that today's october 3rd it's november 9th do you know what 1.00

00:03:48.160 happened last year oh november 9th oh lord let me think about it shit you woke up i did

00:03:55.900 you immediately sneezed three times that's how i knew i knew yeah guys it's a year since uh 0.92

00:04:04.280 ksi and i sold out the staples center and uh the brit's hand was raised in about of the ages

00:04:10.780 an internet history making event uh congrats again to ksi for best in me one year ago today

00:04:17.940 365 days uh looking forward to the next fight so stay tuned for the announcement on that you got

00:04:24.820 any more info on that not yet not yet but um it it it go to it went to show me can i say that like

00:04:31.760 that it went to show you actually said it it showed me it surprised me how much has changed

00:04:38.680 in a year i was thinking bro november 9th one year ago that felt like a lifetime i had to be

00:04:44.500 reminded i was like that was one year ago it definitely feels way longer i felt like this

00:04:50.100 year it was like the year that god was like all right we're just gonna throw all the rest of in

00:04:54.400 there just get it all in there everything we're getting all the negative out of the way before

00:04:58.820 the positive hopefully you know what i hate to be cheesy but before you see a beautiful rainbow

00:05:04.400 you gotta see a storm yeah you gotta see a storm i wrote a list of some stuff that has changed

00:05:09.620 some of this is like more personal but uh i think there's something to take away even even though

00:05:14.220 some of the stuff from my life. November 9th,

00:05:16.160 one year ago, Donald Trump was the president.

00:05:18.840 What? Donald Trump was the president.

00:05:20.280 Yeah, that makes sense. New shift,

00:05:22.240 but Joe Biden's the president.

00:05:23.340 Whoa, whoa, whoa. I don't mean to be ignorant. 0.94

00:05:26.100 I might be dumb, but I'm a foolish 1.00

00:05:28.080 kid on the internet just reading a bunch of shit. 1.00

00:05:30.560 Why do people keep saying that 1.00

00:05:32.240 Donald still hasn't lost yet? I feel like we're

00:05:34.140 going to get into this.

00:05:34.940 Oh, okay. But also, just to clarify

00:05:36.920 quickly, like,

00:05:38.260 technically, he's still

00:05:40.880 president. You know what I'm saying?

00:05:41.940 Yeah, it was the first one on the list.

00:05:43.920 Yeah, sure.

00:05:44.660 No COVID-19.

00:05:45.820 There was no such thing as the coronavirus.

00:05:47.880 Well, I don't know.

00:05:48.300 You sneezed when you woke up that day.

00:05:49.620 Maybe I had it.

00:05:50.560 Maybe you had it.

00:05:51.120 Maybe I lost.

00:05:51.680 That's why I was the impetus of the COVID-19 virus.

00:05:54.240 No, COVID-19 did not exist.

00:05:55.640 There was no such thing as social distancing.

00:05:57.740 We didn't have to wear our masks.

00:05:59.560 That was one year ago.

00:06:01.140 Mike was drinking every single week.

00:06:04.440 Now he's sober.

00:06:05.260 He's 100% sober.

00:06:06.960 I was just drinking and screwing. 0.99

00:06:09.960 Screwing. 0.99

00:06:10.400 A lot of screwing.

00:06:11.380 Yep. 1.00

00:06:11.420 You guys were sluts. 1.00

00:06:13.080 And now, one year later... 1.00

00:06:15.000 Not sluts. 1.00

00:06:16.200 I'm in a relationship. I have a beautiful girlfriend. 1.00

00:06:18.700 And you guys are cute together.

00:06:19.740 They sent me pictures of their weekend and it was quite adorable.

00:06:22.400 We mad cute.

00:06:23.480 I didn't own a single Pokemon card.

00:06:25.180 Now millions of dollars have been sunk into Pokemon cards.

00:06:27.500 Dude, I'm hearing Pokemon music now.

00:06:29.980 Did you hear the song?

00:06:31.420 No, no, no.

00:06:32.980 Kid Leroy just came out with a song called Pikachu and it's fire. 1.00

00:06:35.300 Yeah, because he's the shit, dog. 0.99

00:06:37.000 Hop on the way, fam. 1.00

00:06:38.260 Next on the list.

00:06:39.600 Maverick Clothing hadn't been launched.

00:06:40.820 we were doing the rebrand and we launched our our brand new maverick clothing this was a big

00:06:45.280 deal for us this and the maverick club two new massive business endeavors for me and my in my

00:06:51.080 brand and uh both massively successful and and changed the way that i create just another just

00:06:57.600 another uh outlet for us uh i didn't i don't think i own my ranch and now the project's complete

00:07:03.400 and uh also bought sort of the african gray so like i said a lot of this stuff is anecdotal but

00:07:08.460 It goes to show, I said this once in a recap video, life isn't short.

00:07:13.960 People say life is short.

00:07:14.880 Life isn't short.

00:07:15.980 You just have to do more.

00:07:18.160 My goal is to milk as much as I possibly can.

00:07:22.660 Nice.

00:07:23.600 It was probably unnecessary.

00:07:25.620 From this life, from this beautiful life we have, my goal is to...

00:07:29.720 Go ahead.

00:07:30.280 Yeah, Logan is trying to say...

00:07:32.160 Go ahead and do the noise.

00:07:33.580 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:07:34.760 These headphones are very locked.

00:07:35.720 I can barely hear you.

00:07:36.400 To do that.

00:07:37.100 To do that.

00:07:38.460 With life

00:07:39.440 Go for it

00:07:41.840 Logan's trying to say

00:07:43.020 All you gotta do guys

00:07:44.700 To make life really work

00:07:45.700 Is to be super rich

00:07:46.620 To buy a lot of nice things

00:07:47.980 Like birds

00:07:48.580 And houses

00:07:49.620 And ranches

00:07:50.280 And you could do it too

00:07:51.140 Is that what you got

00:07:51.960 Homeless man

00:07:52.640 Is that what you got 1.00

00:07:53.840 From that

00:07:54.220 Hey hey

00:07:54.680 How do you think

00:07:55.100 I got here fam

00:07:55.680 You think I just was rich one day

00:07:57.680 Sorry sorry

00:07:58.360 I'll finish it

00:07:58.860 Buy a lot of Pokemon stocks

00:08:00.480 And cards

00:08:01.380 Pokemon stocks

00:08:02.440 Listen listen

00:08:03.520 This leads me into the next thing

00:08:05.500 I'm curious

00:08:07.540 i i do have that thing in me that that fiends for for for more i'm intrigued by life um what can i

00:08:15.940 do today that i haven't done yesterday that's different that will challenge me that will help

00:08:20.200 me learn anything that ends with expertise begins with education i made that quote up you can quote

00:08:26.000 me anything that ends with expertise begins with education so i sing my teeth into different

00:08:31.220 projects and as they blossom i dive further and further into them i.e like i'll just use the

00:08:37.200 pokemon thing because it just happened i started with education next thing you know i'm like pretty

00:08:40.860 deep into the hobby with boxing i started hitting the pads a little bit next thing you know i'm a

00:08:45.600 professional boxer selling out the staples center and now i'm in a weird point where to be honest 0.98

00:08:51.160 i've maxed out my pokemon endeavor i i cannot and will not spend any more money on fucking 0.96

00:08:56.860 pokemon cards yeah you said that to me last night you're toast can't do it so now it's like i don't 0.97

00:09:02.100 believe you sort of got i can't what's like if the right deal comes no i'm done but what's next

00:09:07.960 day trading who knows and a lot of people are at this uh this fork in the road in their life where

00:09:14.940 they may not know what to do next they may not have uh an inkling of what makes them tick

00:09:23.540 motivates them keeps them inspired and i think i'm sort of feeling a little bit of that so i'm

00:09:29.380 with everyone listening who isn't quite sure i've been looking up different like hobbies i've like

00:09:35.600 googled like fun hobbies to do i checked out some woodworking videos like is it called whittling

00:09:41.760 no whittling's with a knife i'm talking about woodworking okay what's so so you you have a

00:09:47.140 whole workshop okay a whole workshop and you and you make like mugs and bowls and you and you stain

00:09:52.820 them would it be at the ranch or would it be here i don't know so so that's what i figured i started

00:09:57.380 watching some woodworking videos i just don't have the patience yeah it takes a lot i don't

00:10:01.580 have the i also don't think the world's ready for woodworking videos also you know what i realized

00:10:07.200 while you were actually explaining everything uh that you know when an addict or somebody who has

00:10:12.780 an addictive personality can lose their life to something you are very much on the realm of like

00:10:17.900 you're obsessed with something and you you have like tunnel vision extremist that's what i'm saying

00:10:22.160 like yeah that's why we talked about balances that one balance that one episode i'm not i'm not good

00:10:25.500 at it so so again i'm just trying to find the next thing my my problem is this and this is also why

00:10:31.120 i've been successful because while i'm an extremist i don't love undertaking a hobby

00:10:36.680 that won't gross uh extreme financial gain so woodworking's got to be that's that's what i'm

00:10:44.860 saying you hear what i'm saying yeah do you see do you see a way for him to potentially lose his

00:10:49.220 life woodworking and how would that be how would that how would that come to uh fruition if you

00:10:54.120 if you would say first word that popped in my head would be an accident i feel like it would

00:10:57.500 be an accident like he like he's in there he can't leave the woodworking studio because he's

00:11:01.840 so addicted to the craft and there's some sort of like a rotating blade and a that's what i'm a leg

00:11:07.480 for a table he's whittled together shoots through his aorta is that like what you would envision

00:11:11.940 happening that's a very you made me just think of a very dark picture i was very happy we started

00:11:17.940 with claps and then the positive one that talked about fatalities through addictive

00:11:21.140 properties you know you said it but look it's not it's not woodworking it's working with wood you 0.98

00:11:27.900 idiot but but here i am trying to pick this next thing just to occupy my time again it's it's 0.98

00:11:34.000 quarantine it's covet and um i find myself on my phone a lot you know you guys make you guys make 0.98

00:11:39.520 fun of me i'm always on my phone and i realize i realize it's because i have this burning desire

00:11:45.480 to stay stimulated burning desire to stay stimulated is it every guy do do nice nice

00:11:53.220 it's unhealthy is it though is it is it no no no no no no no is it because it's also the thing

00:11:59.660 that drives me that's also the thing that is looking for that next hobby that it wants my

00:12:04.720 brain to be work extremely happy extremely happy but i know i'm gonna want to do something else

00:12:10.880 i'm gonna want to discover something else that i can dive into and potentially uh fulfill me in a

00:12:16.880 way that i haven't yet potentially uh expand to help grow my business and and put on great

00:12:22.640 programming because like you said like how many people want to see me woodwork bro not not a lot

00:12:26.280 i think there would be an audience more i think there's a niche i think there's a niche space for

00:12:29.780 just about everything you know i'm not so in love with niche spaces i i i commend the folks

00:12:39.900 who are uh in that niche space like i'm talking about i'm talking about maybe like um uh uh v fx

00:12:48.880 um makeup makeup artists like halloween makeup artists you know what i'm saying yeah what's that

00:12:53.960 called makeup artists no no no it's like it's like the extreme it's a special effects makeup

00:13:00.420 makeup i think i think the thing that people need to know or and you know this is that the the payout

00:13:06.040 and the conversion rate on niche audiences is is 50 times higher you know what i'm saying so if

00:13:11.960 you're looking for a financial gain for every million views you get on youtube or some uh

00:13:18.100 similar platform somebody could be getting 50 000 to 100 000 views and converting at the same level

00:13:22.780 of merchandising or of uh or even or even cpms i watched that dude graham stefan did you see that

00:13:30.460 god dang tiktok video he posted about how much money he makes so much now a lot of the technical

00:13:35.720 Hey, man, I got to ask you.

00:13:37.200 Order in Postmates. 0.99

00:13:38.360 What the fuck's going on right now? 0.98

00:13:39.780 Notes for this. 0.99

00:13:40.120 I'm kidding.

00:13:40.700 Yeah.

00:13:41.580 But thanks for yelling at me.

00:13:43.940 $19 CPM?

00:13:47.340 Yeah, it's high.

00:13:48.160 $19 CPM?

00:13:49.880 Well, that's what happens when you don't get cut from Google Preferred.

00:13:52.760 Hey, guys, it's Graham Stephan.

00:13:54.740 Yeah.

00:13:55.060 That's how I was going to say it.

00:13:56.160 PG, educational.

00:13:57.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:58.600 Niche audience wanting to learn.

00:14:00.980 Valuable viewers.

00:14:02.140 You know what he taught me watching that video and also digging into some of his videos?

00:14:08.100 He has created a machine.

00:14:12.140 Sit down, get a topic, sit down, write a script, talk to the camera, walk away.

00:14:15.380 I love that. 0.99

00:14:15.880 Every fucking day. 0.97

00:14:17.780 And honestly, I'm obsessed with that idea because now, obviously, have the Twitch stream. 0.98

00:14:24.280 First Twitch stream.

00:14:25.080 Incredible.

00:14:25.580 Shout out Valkyrie.

00:14:26.520 How did that do, by the way?

00:14:27.620 It was insane, bro.

00:14:28.800 every massive streamer nade shot corinna everybody bank stop by rice gum everybody was on it was

00:14:34.220 fantastic it was fun i have the formula there i know what i want to do on that channel i have a

00:14:39.060 great formula here i know what i want to do on this channel the night shift now post uh uh couples

00:14:44.540 channel is eluding me slightly because i never really nailed down the formula the machine i

00:14:52.080 never turned the machine on and i know it's i know it's partially um fast food and women and i and

00:14:58.220 And by the way, that machine is a very fucking great machine and there's people who are interested in purchasing that platform and turning it into something for other media channels, blah, blah, blah, so on and so forth. 0.66

00:15:06.540 But watching this guy find something that's trending, write a script, sit down, deliver to camera, 800,000 views, 800,000 views, 800,000 views, 1 million, 1 million, not twice a week, not three times a week, but seven fucking days a week, dude's printing money. 0.89

00:15:20.260 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, seven days a week?

00:15:21.940 I think so.

00:15:22.440 No, no, no, no way, no way.

00:15:23.700 Five to seven?

00:15:24.280 Absolutely not.

00:15:25.320 No one's doing seven days a week right now.

00:15:28.220 Those days are over

00:15:30.000 I'll fact check

00:15:30.560 I'm doing pretty close

00:15:31.780 He's putting on a lot

00:15:33.360 Let's say he's putting on

00:15:33.980 A lot of videos

00:15:34.640 For sure

00:15:35.120 A lot of videos

00:15:35.860 I think he's four to five

00:15:36.940 He's working hard

00:15:37.860 Yeah

00:15:38.160 He's working hard

00:15:38.720 Yeah

00:15:38.960 But it's all just

00:15:40.540 I bet he loves it

00:15:42.600 And he's

00:15:43.260 He's just doing his hobby

00:15:45.920 And making money out of it

00:15:47.120 That's the thing

00:15:47.640 Like everything I do

00:15:48.520 Bro this

00:15:49.100 This is just a hobby

00:15:50.140 I like talking with my friends

00:15:51.260 In front of the camera

00:15:51.880 This is my favorite

00:15:52.280 It's a hobby that I make money on

00:15:53.740 So I need to find

00:15:55.540 A couple more of those

00:15:57.080 that you make money or just a hobby well ideally ideally like i love painting i find that

00:16:04.660 painting isn't contributing towards my life i have bills to pay a lot my expenses are upwards

00:16:10.760 of quarter million dollars a month through the roof they're insane so like i i have to make money

00:16:15.220 unless you're painting dollars that are actually could be cashed out that's uh called counterfeit

00:16:20.480 no i learned my lesson i can't do that well one thing you know that generally leads to something

00:16:26.340 that you enjoy doing is collaboration with your homies sure you know what i'm saying and we've

00:16:31.180 we've talked about this in the past i'd love to get back into long-form storytelling you know yeah 0.84

00:16:37.100 flatter flatter two type shit but anyways i don't know what else you got i got one i'm gonna throw

00:16:42.380 this in there it's kind of random but i thought about this last night you know what i don't hear 0.94

00:16:46.240 anymore and i don't know if you guys heard this growing up 80s music yes nice me and you today

00:16:51.400 No butter face

00:16:53.660 You remember when you grew up

00:16:55.520 Everything but her face

00:16:57.180 Everything but his face

00:16:58.520 Everything is worked on now

00:17:01.940 So nobody complains about the face 1.00

00:17:03.760 You're saying every woman's beautiful

00:17:05.420 I'm saying that if you're not

00:17:07.280 You just see a doctor and you throw a little credit card in the action

00:17:10.140 And then you're boom you're good to go

00:17:11.600 Why even do that they have filters on Instagram

00:17:13.640 You're not going to actually see any of the people in real life

00:17:15.540 Butter faces

00:17:16.140 I know that's kind of hard to hear

00:17:19.520 I bet there's people that are worshiping TikTok right now.

00:17:22.020 They're like, Butterface, what's that?

00:17:22.980 And they're like, Google it.

00:17:24.280 Why is your face like that?

00:17:25.680 Did you not use a filter?

00:17:26.580 There was faces before filters?

00:17:29.540 Wait a second.

00:17:30.900 TikTok can be ruthless, though.

00:17:32.760 Because I hate to break it to you. 1.00

00:17:35.740 There's still some Butterfaces. 1.00

00:17:37.220 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:17:38.120 There still is.

00:17:38.820 But I don't hear the term.

00:17:39.780 And TikTok will let you know.

00:17:40.680 Really?

00:17:41.520 Man, you look at some TikToks, and there's these beautiful girls.

00:17:45.020 And then the comment section.

00:17:47.360 Oh, no.

00:17:48.440 Slashing them.

00:17:48.920 I think I said you remember what? 1.00

00:17:50.900 TikTok is fucked up. 0.99

00:17:52.360 It gives me hope in comedy, though. 0.99

00:17:54.660 It's the first platform to ever come out. 0.97

00:17:56.240 That's the reason I really don't talk shit about the actual platform is because, bro, 0.94

00:17:59.540 we might get a second wind with real comedy. 0.98

00:18:01.480 People are too sensitive.

00:18:02.400 Comedy comes from dark places.

00:18:03.900 I'm a parlay this.

00:18:05.080 Did you watch Borat 2 like I told you to?

00:18:07.300 No, but I'll tell you why.

00:18:09.500 I'll tell you why.

00:18:11.500 Randomly out of nowhere, you could call my girlfriend right now.

00:18:14.300 I'm not kidding.

00:18:15.880 Randomly almost went to the hospital.

00:18:17.500 Oh, nice.

00:18:18.080 let's put a pin in that 1.00

00:18:19.380 how the fuck did you just go there 1.00

00:18:21.520 I clicked 0.99

00:18:22.060 I was about to play the movie

00:18:23.740 and randomly ended up at the hospital

00:18:24.860 you press play and you're in the emergency room

00:18:27.100 they're just rushing me in

00:18:28.160 my stomach started hurting

00:18:29.660 like really bad 0.99

00:18:30.980 like I thought my shit something exploded 0.99

00:18:33.260 and it was just gas 0.99

00:18:35.400 Borat 2

00:18:36.320 not as good as Borat 1 I heard

00:18:37.860 but still fantastic

00:18:39.560 still so good

00:18:40.980 I thought so anyways 0.98

00:18:42.020 I love that crude fucked up humor 0.97

00:18:45.060 it was really political 0.56

00:18:47.320 but it was satire so it was hilarious and as a creator who understands the difficulty of filming

00:18:56.760 a scripted movie with story beats that you need to hit in an actual environment it's probably one

00:19:03.460 of the hardest things to do sasha baron cohen is uh genius uh in a league of his own he and and

00:19:08.980 moreover the actress who played his daughter who had i would assume i would assume yeah who who uh

00:19:16.400 coerced Rudy Giuliani

00:19:17.600 into what looked like a

00:19:19.500 sexual sort of

00:19:21.480 sexually heated

00:19:22.380 he was just fixing his back 0.98

00:19:24.960 I sort of believe him

00:19:27.840 he was taking off his mic he leaned back on the bed

00:19:29.660 and this girl 1.00

00:19:30.160 he was trying to get his dick sucked 1.00

00:19:32.320 let's be honest he was trying to get his fucking dick sucked 1.00

00:19:34.260 and Saja Baron 1.00

00:19:36.160 runs in and he goes 1.00

00:19:37.380 she's 15 she's too old for you 0.92

00:19:39.700 oh my god

00:19:42.380 I can't believe

00:19:44.420 he did it

00:19:44.920 me let me let me cut let me cut in really quick because what you just said is important and i want

00:19:49.460 to bring it back to what george was talking about with tiktok what you brought just brought up would

00:19:54.740 be considered dark humor but it was done in a scientifically approached storytelling out the

00:20:03.040 ass beautiful way which made it work similarly to other dark humor that's been done on the comedic

00:20:09.600 stage from the beginning of time whether it be from you know chris rock or chappelle or whoever

00:20:13.000 all the people that have have have gotten a little bit too dark the difference between that 0.97

00:20:17.940 what happens on tiktok is a dude gets off his shift at home depot obligatory fucking use case 0.98

00:20:27.020 right there could be any store goes home stands in the shower turns the shower on and said 0.99

00:20:31.160 remind jews of anything like and then everybody's like hey man like this is kind of fucked up bro 0.99

00:20:38.560 you're talking about like jewish people being in a in a in a shower like where they were killed in 0.99

00:20:42.700 gas chambers and then he goes no you're just being sensitive that's dark humor no it's not 1.00

00:20:47.820 you stupid fuck you lazy pussy who thinks that's funny you didn't put a storyline together you 1.00

00:20:52.780 didn't create something beautiful some piece of art there are a lot of people on tiktok who are 1.00

00:20:57.940 who think being mean quickly is dark humor it's not that's called being mean being ruthless and

00:21:05.720 being disgusting there's a huge difference between the craft and the art of of creating dark humor 0.99

00:21:12.240 and just being a fucking asshole this is such an interesting conversation because is there 0.99

00:21:17.440 i i believe so i i think so yeah but a lot of people not in a lot of there's a group of people 1.00

00:21:23.760 who would tell you no there's a group of people who will watch borat too and be sick to their

00:21:28.560 stomach yeah for sure this type of content was released doesn't matter how much genius or satire

00:21:33.460 or work went into a production uh budget they don't they don't care i just so so is it is it

00:21:40.420 allowed i just think that we've gotten to a place where there's a lot of people out there who use 0.95

00:21:45.620 oh no it's just dark humor as a way to say really mean shit to people like to go up to somebody in 0.93

00:21:51.140 a wheelchair and be like you know like to say something about them being on wheels or rolling 0.96

00:21:55.620 or whatever and then when somebody's like hey man like why would you want to say something like

00:21:59.460 that that's so hurtful dark humor no no no maybe because this maybe because that person saw in

00:22:04.860 borat too that's the problem that's and by the way i'm on the borat train but when when kids

00:22:11.300 or anyone sees in borat too it's funny it's funny it's funny to them he does it in a way that is

00:22:16.100 is has comedy rooted in the intent of the joke now someone will take that and say in real life

00:22:22.240 in a non-borat way it's not a movie it's not funny and it doesn't work in that context context

00:22:27.620 is but that's but that's what i'm saying he brings up he brings up tiktok and so much of it that i

00:22:32.640 see over there just these lazy ways for people to and i've said this since the beginning i believe

00:22:38.940 tiktok to be the most hands down the most toxic platform that exists currently in the landscape 0.99

00:22:44.700 today it is absolutely fucking disgusting dude yeah but some of the shit's so funny some of the 0.99

00:22:49.240 shit's great but but what i'm saying is i think it just creates a lazy path for people to say 1.00

00:22:53.820 really mean shit homophobic transphobic racist shit and then be like oh dark humor dark humor 1.00

00:23:01.780 man oh don't be such a sensitive because ever we've gotten so into calling people snowflakes 1.00

00:23:06.440 don't be such a snowflake like if i tell you yo don't make fun of that girl because she is in a

00:23:12.260 wheelchair and they're like and then 50 people turn to me and they're like why are you being such 1.00

00:23:15.860 a snowflake no it stop being a fucking asshole bro like i just we're such a weird you're talking 1.00

00:23:21.940 about real situations but like if we're watching a movie and if it's written or a skit that's 1.00

00:23:27.000 written and the person that's hired that's in the wheelchair understands what's about to happen 0.98

00:23:30.880 I think honestly, fuck everything I just said 1.00

00:23:33.380 I think comedy has to do about timing 0.99

00:23:35.460 If you're not speaking on a good time

00:23:37.700 You're probably not going to

00:23:39.680 Get a laugh

00:23:40.780 Also you gotta know your audience 0.99

00:23:42.040 Bo-rat, people are going knowing what they're 0.99

00:23:45.000 I love that 1.00

00:23:46.240 Bo-rat 1.00

00:23:47.820 Wait, what is it? 1.00

00:23:48.620 Bo-rat 1.00

00:23:49.360 Bo-rat 1.00

00:23:50.220 Bo-rat 1.00

00:23:50.720 Go for it 1.00

00:23:51.880 Bo-rat

00:23:52.360 Like a rat named Bo

00:23:53.520 Yeah, anyways, Bo named Rat

00:23:55.120 A Bo named Rat

00:23:57.060 He's from my country

00:23:57.960 This kid's great

00:23:58.700 He's not

00:23:59.220 And also you can't say that

00:24:00.600 You're racist. 0.92

00:24:01.700 Hey, why are you being such a snowflake? 1.00

00:24:03.340 Are you from Kazakhstan? 0.96

00:24:04.620 Are you from Kazakhstan?

00:24:05.460 I don't have a country, okay?

00:24:06.840 My people are very much just roaming around right now.

00:24:09.800 But we'll get something.

00:24:10.760 I'm from Arizona.

00:24:11.640 I'm from Arizona. 1.00

00:24:13.060 Assyrians are the most proud people to not have a country or another. 1.00

00:24:16.640 Michael Derox. 1.00

00:24:17.640 Which country?

00:24:18.600 We don't have one right now, but this one's mine.

00:24:21.620 We're looking.

00:24:22.560 Most powerful.

00:24:23.380 That's why I'm confident.

00:24:24.380 People are like, dude, you're like 5'1".

00:24:25.620 Why are you so confident? 1.00

00:24:26.360 Like, bitch, I don't even have a country and I'm waving a flag. 1.00

00:24:28.240 so that's where I get my confidence 0.99

00:24:30.120 from Assyrians, the best people on the planet 1.00

00:24:31.500 Assyria collapse

00:24:34.360 Assyria collapse 0.52

00:24:35.320 We were from Babylon

00:24:38.340 so this was a long

00:24:39.700 long time ago

00:24:41.020 Pangaea

00:24:42.440 No, not that long ago

00:24:44.180 Close

00:24:48.100 The dark humor thing I also think is an opportunity

00:24:50.560 for people who don't have

00:24:52.260 we've talked about this before as well

00:24:54.200 the skill to create actual comedy

00:24:56.060 You know what I'm saying?

00:24:57.240 when it's done the way that it's done

00:25:00.480 on TikTok, lazily

00:25:02.180 without a storyline and it's just people making fun of other people

00:25:04.620 they couldn't

00:25:06.540 come up with something funny that didn't make fun

00:25:08.500 of somebody else. Sometimes

00:25:09.660 sometimes. It's so circumstantial

00:25:12.280 you know what I'm saying?

00:25:14.000 Borat's the number two movie

00:25:15.560 on streaming. What's number one?

00:25:17.600 Behind Hamilton. Hamilton. Hamilton?

00:25:20.060 Yeah. I can't, yo I also just can't believe

00:25:22.240 like, bro, I'm a, I'm a, I really am

00:25:24.400 a director at heart. Like of

00:25:25.900 of all things that i like would do that i just feel like have been innately like just given to

00:25:31.640 me directing is like probably number one for me so when i'm watching borat and the way he

00:25:39.560 intertwined covid and uh the political race for the presidential candidates in the united states

00:25:48.540 was done in such a way that it was almost like he had the ability to pivot his storyline at any

00:25:55.840 given moment depending on what

00:25:58.200 happened in real life

00:25:59.440 that's what I'm saying

00:26:02.040 so when they started shooting

00:26:04.160 COVID-19 did not exist

00:26:06.120 and then halfway through the movie

00:26:08.160 they intertwined it so much

00:26:10.140 so in the storyline that it became

00:26:11.900 the climax of the movie

00:26:13.800 and they

00:26:15.420 weaved it in a way that was so seamless

00:26:17.960 you would have thought that that was the original

00:26:20.100 script but you know it wasn't

00:26:21.780 because when they started Corona didn't exist

00:26:24.000 look at the cover of the movie

00:26:25.720 Oxford Graduate

00:26:28.020 you know

00:26:28.600 most of these comedians 0.99

00:26:30.520 satire based people are smart as fuck 0.98

00:26:33.380 and watching it 0.98

00:26:34.760 I couldn't believe how good it was

00:26:39.980 normally I was expecting a sequel

00:26:41.520 a sequel to blow

00:26:43.320 and it was fantastic

00:26:44.320 there was two things I heard

00:26:46.080 which I'm not saying is facts

00:26:47.920 it's just something I heard

00:26:49.020 two things

00:26:49.680 on the actor

00:26:52.440 that plays Bo Rat

00:26:53.760 One I heard

00:26:56.720 He does not break character

00:26:58.580 Like even when he's in bed 0.91

00:27:00.360 I guess his wife didn't want to have sex with him

00:27:02.200 Because he would not break character 0.92

00:27:03.420 And I think that's hilarious

00:27:05.100 Him going to bed

00:27:05.780 You want this 1.00

00:27:07.080 And just waving his dick 1.00

00:27:09.380 That'd be so fun to live with somebody 1.00

00:27:11.300 To do that 1.00

00:27:11.980 I would love that shit 1.00

00:27:14.860 Not if that's not the dude you married 1.00

00:27:16.440 Not for a year

00:27:17.200 A year would be kind of annoying

00:27:18.760 Who?

00:27:20.780 we're gonna get slammed for the background conversation again oh yeah yeah yeah we gotta

00:27:27.660 and then also my second thing is i heard he turned down bohemian rhapsody because he did

00:27:33.500 not like the script is that actually true he looks a lot like this real i listen i said i

00:27:39.120 don't know about this but i heard he did and you're shaking your head because he seems like

00:27:42.680 i'm correct oh i heard it was too watered down for him and he didn't like the fact that they

00:27:46.460 were making it seem like it wasn't as crazy as it was and he walked away from the project

00:27:50.280 i i brought that up anyways we can move on but just because uh it was very refreshing to see a

00:27:56.560 person not give a fuck about how sensitive everyone was feeling and just stick to uh stick

00:28:03.460 to their script and their ideals it was i was surprised amazon prime bought it and it was just 0.53

00:28:08.600 like wow we we we may get back to a place where uh not everyone doesn't take everything so

00:28:13.960 personally which would be nice i feel like some people are not cancelable like you can't cancel 0.97

00:28:18.360 them sure especially if you do it with your fucking chest out and in a gene in a genius way 0.90

00:28:22.660 i did not watch that i need to watch it get on it i'm so far behind it's all good because uh 0.98

00:28:28.520 pfizer potential covet 19 vaccine crazy yeah 90 percent effective percent upon the second dose

00:28:36.200 yeah yeah and they're saying potentially 1.3 billion vaccines by 2021 probably probably like

00:28:42.600 mid-year 2021 1.3 billion 1.3 billion that's what they're saying if it's effective it has some side

00:28:48.080 effects you know some headaches and fatigue but uh grows a third arm well that's that's that's

00:28:53.700 why look how i can masturbate it's like i'm on a roller coaster but i can't get covid 0.97

00:28:57.840 oh fuck that's why fda uh they can't fast track it just yet is the third hand uh yeah they have 0.99

00:29:05.220 to wait two months before the to make sure there's not any extreme side effects or extreme 0.99

00:29:10.480 dangers that come along with this vaccine so like a phase two or something yeah i was thinking about

00:29:14.020 this too how crazy is it that uh joe biden you know if things go the way the democratic party

00:29:20.360 wants to do joe biden gets in the office and right off the rip he's hand he's given an alley 0.97

00:29:25.740 and all he has to do is dunk the fucking ball and say my organization discovered and distributed 0.96

00:29:33.700 the cure to there's already a little plan there's already a ton of conversation around it and by the 0.99

00:29:39.720 way like i think everyone knows like trump awarded the the money i believe to pfizer to come up with

00:29:46.040 this right like it should be in this article but it's very strange that two days after the election

00:29:52.400 is quote unquote decided that this comes to to bear like almost like like he's planned or something

00:29:58.680 yeah but that listen i'm you you know how i feel about you you might not but everyone knows how i

00:30:03.000 feel about conspiracy theories or just like the idea that there's some puppeteer well i think

00:30:08.680 they're interesting but i generally am in pretty uh i i try to wait for some sort of proof to come

00:30:16.700 out right but this one feels weird like this news couldn't have dropped a week ago uh why why does

00:30:23.220 it matter why does it matter because this is a massive because technically since this was a trump

00:30:28.420 initiative to work with pfizer to come up with this this pandemic relief what if the pfizer ceo

00:30:34.820 is anti-Trump but that's what people but that's what people are saying and also well i think it

00:30:40.500 you say so and i know what you're getting at but it brings up a conversation around

00:30:44.040 uh the responsibility of private organizations and private corporations when it comes to

00:30:50.780 how they can decide um the the movement forward of an entire nation or of or of an actual you know

00:30:59.940 democracy there's a lot of people and that goes to twitter as well exactly it's a massive it's

00:31:05.480 so strongly anti-trump and they own the thing yeah right yeah like like twitter you can jack 0.90

00:31:11.060 dorsey they can do they can do whatever the fuck they want that is a private platform they can do 0.95

00:31:15.280 whatever they want like pfizer if they want if they choose to release that they discovered a 0.98

00:31:19.900 strong vaccine for covet 19 two days after the election because maybe the ceo and this is all

00:31:25.660 it was just conjecture yeah yeah but but also like that's the conversation that's being had

00:31:31.320 right now is like what what should be done about that like should there be some sort of

00:31:37.560 who cares converse well it's not who cares it's not the answer yes it is no no no no what i'm 0.91

00:31:42.660 saying is that's not the answer that anyone wants to hear who gives a fuck is not the answer that 0.69

00:31:46.020 the question i'm asking right now is should twitter should pfizer should private organizations 0.59

00:31:50.940 who have massive effect over election,

00:31:55.280 especially Twitter.

00:31:56.260 Let's separate the two.

00:31:58.200 Twitter has gone from being a privately held platform,

00:32:01.100 which was fun games,

00:32:01.980 to being a propaganda engine

00:32:03.980 that could be used in any way anyone sees fit.

00:32:06.720 Should there be some sort of decision-making

00:32:10.480 around what Twitter is able to or not able to censor?

00:32:15.000 It is a global engine.

00:32:17.980 So on one side, you have people in the United States

00:32:20.080 and banks talked about this on twitter the other day who are saying we are a first amendment nation

00:32:25.620 free speech free speech at all times and now that that free speech now that twitter is the new park

00:32:31.820 where people gather to speak freely at a private park maybe maybe so god i hear what you're saying

00:32:38.380 maybe so but but but they've another problem that they're up against even saying that is flawed

00:32:43.720 because twitter is a global entity india does not have that level of free speech russia and

00:32:48.560 and all of these places that Twitter exists in,

00:32:51.640 you can't make these decisions

00:32:53.140 for a private organization that exists globally.

00:32:55.600 So you want boundaries?

00:32:57.160 I don't want, I'm not making any decision here.

00:32:59.900 All I'm saying is that the conversation exists right now

00:33:02.360 to try to figure out

00:33:03.320 if people should be censoring speech on Twitter.

00:33:06.300 If the speech is disinformation, sure.

00:33:09.760 If Twitter has taken it on their own

00:33:12.440 to become an anti-disinformation distribution platform,

00:33:16.280 I'm on board for that, sure.

00:33:17.480 instagram is doing that now right we're saying it might be instagram facebook twitter everyone

00:33:21.040 is doing it i don't i don't i don't i don't mind it you're right it's a conversation because what

00:33:24.640 if it gets out of hand right what if what if now like ceo jack dorsey starts to take things

00:33:29.220 personally and he's deciding whether or not it's true there is no more slippery slope like this a 0.92

00:33:34.180 lot of this is pre-written in 1984 like this is orwellian shit right here you know what i'm saying 0.98

00:33:39.000 like there there's no more slippery slope than the fucking censoring of free speech like once 0.98

00:33:44.800 that starts to happen you got thought police and listen i'm i'm with you bro i'm with you i i don't 0.97

00:33:51.780 think because listen like it goes both ways like no jesus no no we can't do it pfizer could he's

00:33:58.840 saying pfizer could be making more money off of debt right and that's the thing like you never know

00:34:03.140 who's in bed we have plenty of we have plenty of evidence to support the idea that government is

00:34:09.500 controlled by private entities right now we know that we know it to be true that the government

00:34:13.540 derives most of their campaign dollars their extracurricular finance from private organizations

00:34:19.520 and so who did Pfizer get I'm not saying this I'm just saying the question that exists who was

00:34:25.240 Pfizer paid off by to wait three days until after the election had been completed I'm saying I get

00:34:31.980 what you're saying you're totally right but before even social media we had newspapers and we had

00:34:37.600 news stations that did the same exact thing this is not a new thing this is for sure money talking

00:34:43.720 yeah more than people that don't have money great point so this is gonna be like this for the rest 0.94

00:34:48.640 of our lives i could build an app and be george janko and be super like hey i don't give a shit

00:34:53.840 put it out there but i could easily get corrupted if a billionaire comes up to me he's like hey by 0.98

00:34:58.840 the way ah you know i think that's a little wrong and then i'm richer dude like shit happens with

00:35:03.520 people by the way i'm not saying i'd ever do that i'd like to be a little bit more optimistic

00:35:07.440 that there will be some some nuanced laws put into effect that address this exact thing right

00:35:13.100 like come on this is the age of both information and disinformation one of those has got to go

00:35:17.960 i think and and the the uh uh the medium in which the disinformation is spread is so new

00:35:26.720 that there just haven't been laws put into place on what people can say and by people i mean uh

00:35:33.120 organizations companies giant brands or people in charge like the authorities i think i think

00:35:39.740 amendment one very much relied on the idea that with this with disinformation and and information

00:35:50.200 the american public must be relied upon to have uh intelligent thought processes to differentiate

00:35:59.600 between the two and i've said this many times no he's right i've said this many times over the past

00:36:05.780 you know year or so that we've been on this platform america is not as intelligent collectively

00:36:11.380 as it once was i i thoroughly believe that the intelligence of this nation has been corrupted

00:36:16.720 has been has been uh destroyed in many ways you know why it's because there's too many people

00:36:22.180 voices maybe yes too many cooks in the kitchen yes maybe but but what i'm getting at is this

00:36:27.640 normally when the crazy person shows up in the park and stands on the thing and says

00:36:34.440 jesus is coming to get those responsible for serving pizzas to underage kids in a lair that

00:36:41.820 exists underneath the pizza place they're running a child kitchen where they cook human flesh they 0.99

00:36:46.800 say that motherfucker's crazy get him out of here get him out the park now when that person starts 0.99

00:36:53.580 preaching on twitter there's enough crazy people on twitter like him to retweet it to a place where 1.00

00:36:59.040 people say wait this has 150 000 retweets on it this must be true bro this that's that's i have

00:37:05.320 to read that you feel me that's problematic that's problematic and so like and so in a in an era

00:37:10.500 where where um truthhood is somewhat defined by the amount of people you can get to engage with

00:37:17.820 your product and that's what twitter has been trying to take a stand on they haven't deleted

00:37:23.860 the tweets they've just said you can't you can no longer retweet or favorite this i believe oh

00:37:29.600 or i can't remember which one it was or they're basically they're trying to control that there's

00:37:34.340 also a massive disclaimer that says like hey this might not be wrong i wrote this randomly before

00:37:40.800 we even had this conversation i said the one thing i wanted to somehow slip into this podcast is

00:37:46.080 be stingy

00:37:47.700 for what you absorb

00:37:50.140 if you're a sponge

00:37:51.800 if you're born a sponge

00:37:52.900 which our mind is

00:37:53.900 eyes and ears 1.00

00:37:54.760 we're just absorbing shit 1.00

00:37:55.820 be careful what you're fucking listening to 1.00

00:37:58.700 and hearing 0.98

00:37:59.280 almost everything

00:38:00.080 people tell me

00:38:00.940 or almost everything I read

00:38:02.700 it's fabricated

00:38:03.360 no

00:38:03.780 I disagree with it at first

00:38:07.420 I do not accept it as truth

00:38:09.420 until it's proven time and time again

00:38:11.640 to be true

00:38:12.080 data and pay some sort of

00:38:13.120 you have to be careful

00:38:14.600 people are

00:38:15.060 this is what I hate 1.00

00:38:15.960 I challenge you on a lot of shit. 0.99

00:38:17.520 Yeah, and have I changed since that time 1.00

00:38:19.280 we had that conversation?

00:38:20.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:20.740 I had a conversation with Justin.

00:38:21.960 We had a heart-to-heart,

00:38:22.680 and I go, yo, like two weeks ago 0.99

00:38:23.920 when that shit happened, 0.98

00:38:24.740 that woke me up. 0.99

00:38:25.460 Be quick to be calm

00:38:27.480 and also understand you're not always right.

00:38:30.560 Stop being stubborn.

00:38:31.540 That was my problem. 1.00

00:38:32.480 I was fucking stubborn, 0.98

00:38:33.400 and now I fixed that. 0.97

00:38:34.460 But what I wanted to say is

00:38:36.320 I saw, and we're on the conspiracy thing,

00:38:38.720 and I wanted to get your mind on this

00:38:39.800 because you guys like to debunk things a lot.

00:38:42.560 I keep doing this.

00:38:43.480 I'd love to prove untrue.

00:38:44.240 I'd love to prove untrue, man.

00:38:45.800 I don't want to debunk.

00:38:46.840 This one literally kind of made me a little weird.

00:38:50.560 This guy on TikTok, always TikTok, by the way, goes, hey, man, I know Joe Biden is for the devil.

00:38:59.720 And I was like, all right, I'm about to skip this.

00:39:01.040 This is crazy.

00:39:01.880 He goes, I'll prove it to you.

00:39:03.200 And I was like, okay, I'll listen a little bit more.

00:39:06.340 You know that thing that you call his number to vote? 0.99

00:39:09.360 So I looked it up to see if this is bullshit, if it's Photoshopped. 0.95

00:39:12.140 If you divide 2020, the year that we're in. 0.99

00:39:14.600 Stop.

00:39:14.960 Just stop right now.

00:39:15.800 Just stop right now.

00:39:16.900 You already lost me.

00:39:17.880 I'm sorry.

00:39:18.500 I'm sorry.

00:39:19.160 I'm sorry.

00:39:20.220 You're one of them.

00:39:21.080 Well, you're one of them. 1.00

00:39:21.820 You're going to bring numerology into this shit, bro. 0.99

00:39:22.720 I said you guys could debunk it. 1.00

00:39:25.020 Bro, you could do that number shit with anything. 0.95

00:39:28.160 You know how many people I've met? 1.00

00:39:29.820 Fuck. 1.00

00:39:31.480 I know some people very close to me that do this. 1.00

00:39:33.560 They're like, yeah, 37 is my favorite number and everywhere I go, I see.

00:39:37.080 No, no, that's not what it is.

00:39:38.080 No, it's the same thing.

00:39:38.820 It's the same thing.

00:39:39.340 Let me hear you.

00:39:40.260 Numbers, numbers.

00:39:41.040 You can do anything with them.

00:39:41.980 You can do anything with them.

00:39:42.640 Hear me.

00:39:42.940 I can show you a formula where one plus one equals three.

00:39:45.660 Watch this.

00:39:46.280 Watch this, George.

00:39:47.260 George, watch this.

00:39:48.900 How many hosts are there on this side of the table?

00:39:50.960 Is this your way of getting rid of me?

00:39:51.840 Just answer me.

00:39:52.400 How many hosts are there on this side of the table?

00:39:54.040 Two.

00:39:54.420 Two.

00:39:55.100 Now watch this.

00:39:57.180 If you divide the amount of hosts on this side of the table by that same number, you get one.

00:40:04.740 How many devils are there?

00:40:06.640 Oh, my God.

00:40:07.260 There's one.

00:40:07.360 Yeah.

00:40:08.700 I just proved to you that this side of the table is Satan.

00:40:12.240 That's how that...

00:40:13.320 Bro, you can't fall into that trap. 0.99

00:40:15.420 I'm not calling you dumb 0.98

00:40:21.240 I'm not calling you flat earther 1.00

00:40:22.620 I'm not calling you a lizard person 0.98

00:40:24.220 I'm not saying any of those things

00:40:25.960 But in general 0.98

00:40:28.340 You do believe in lizard people right?

00:40:30.920 Reptilian overlords?

00:40:31.940 We had Alex Jones on the podcast 1.00

00:40:33.200 Of course we believe in that shit 1.00

00:40:34.740 My girlfriend's ex emailed her bro 1.00

00:40:38.260 Wow that transition

00:40:39.980 The main one?

00:40:42.600 To say what?

00:40:44.400 Which one's the main one?

00:40:45.120 fill me in

00:40:45.620 the one

00:40:46.560 what do you say

00:40:48.420 how come I don't know

00:40:49.160 I hate bringing this up

00:40:50.100 but this is like

00:40:50.640 maybe it's an email

00:40:51.920 point of conversation

00:40:52.940 an email

00:40:53.500 so like apparently

00:40:54.320 when they would

00:40:55.180 split

00:40:56.280 just like

00:40:57.120 you know 0.99

00:40:57.420 all couples do

00:40:57.940 sometimes email

00:40:58.760 is the desired form

00:41:00.660 of

00:41:01.440 communication

00:41:02.820 because you can't block it

00:41:03.840 yeah do you know

00:41:04.360 exactly

00:41:04.820 I was just going to say

00:41:05.880 that's why

00:41:06.240 because you can't block it

00:41:06.920 last one left

00:41:07.560 and it happened once

00:41:08.800 in the beginning of our relationship

00:41:09.720 I didn't really mind it right

00:41:11.080 it was fledging the stages

00:41:12.420 you know

00:41:13.640 we're seven months deep

00:41:14.500 right

00:41:14.880 so she great girlfriend she's like yo i gotta i gotta tell you something my my ex reached out 0.97

00:41:18.920 to me via email and i and i said oh oh like what did he say no subject shit no subject huh what 0.99

00:41:26.880 email provider had to be aol i didn't look but he's he's an aol type motherfucker a picture of 0.98

00:41:35.040 like a poem that he wrote her when they were dating i said i don't i don't think so so we're 1.00

00:41:42.940 gonna kick his ass. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. So I said, can I respond? 1.00

00:41:54.260 Yes. I love where this is going. He wrote a, you know, a picture of a poem that he wrote

00:41:58.280 her handwritten note in a book. So I took a selfie of me as I do. I'm kind of notorious

00:42:03.280 for this. Yeah. I took a selfie of me with my thumb up smiling and like all like this.

00:42:08.780 and i wrote so beautiful with the little crying smiley face and i sent it back

00:42:16.600 dude i bet he was so excited when he saw an email back he's like oh my god

00:42:22.220 there's definitely more coming no that's it oh that is it oh we'll see how this develops

00:42:26.440 let's see how it plays out right but also uh it's inappropriate you know what i'm saying 0.96

00:42:32.020 it's inappropriate is that appropriate it's inappropriate fuck no no the only way there's 0.96

00:42:37.080 no subject that was the problem even if the subject was like hey just here as a friend 0.99

00:42:41.220 fuck off don't know no no no that would have been way more no subject you don't have a reason 0.97

00:42:47.600 a title here's where you here's where you played risky ball what if he what if he just goes like 1.00

00:42:54.160 dirt mcgert and sends back some raunchy shit of him just going to town dude now all those videos 0.60

00:43:01.840 for my situation are already online so i don't have to worry about that oh but i'm saying like 0.95

00:43:06.600 That took me a while to click in.

00:43:08.340 It's the name of the game.

00:43:10.660 When I stepped into the battlefield,

00:43:12.600 I'm ready for battle.

00:43:13.660 If you're going to go there,

00:43:15.100 if that's how you want to find you, 1.00

00:43:16.600 then we post that shit. 1.00

00:43:18.860 Good for you. 1.00

00:43:19.680 Good for you, man.

00:43:20.440 If that's how you want to show your manhood,

00:43:22.040 like, hey, I got those two.

00:43:23.420 We can go back and forth on this all day.

00:43:25.100 But I'm not going to do that

00:43:26.200 because I'm not going to stoop down to that level.

00:43:27.940 Just stay out of our email.

00:43:29.440 Does it bother you that when he sent that email,

00:43:32.060 his own email was like,

00:43:33.560 hey, this has no subject.

00:43:34.920 Do you still want to send?

00:43:35.880 that's the problem he got reminded that's why that's what i'm saying because you know when you

00:43:39.760 send an email with no subject and say hey no subject and he just doubled down he had a moment

00:43:44.960 where the universe was like hey buddy it's time to move on well no not even that but also

00:43:52.660 clarify your intention for the recipient like it's not it's a respect thing like when i get a

00:43:58.900 no subject email that could be anything anything could be anything could be a problem with my 0.86

00:44:02.540 grandmother's plumbing it could be a business inquiry do me the fucking solid of giving me 0.84

00:44:09.980 some insight into why you are sending me this email yeah also you got to understand that 0.94

00:44:14.580 you should be flattered because he's a fan of the impulsive show because for him to send a poem

00:44:19.600 right after we uploaded a girl sending out a poem you're reaching i don't know how is the poem

00:44:28.100 Oh was the poem good

00:44:30.980 I didn't read it

00:44:31.780 I didn't read it

00:44:32.340 You're serious

00:44:32.940 I capped

00:44:33.400 I capped when I said

00:44:34.060 So beautiful

00:44:34.540 It might not have been

00:44:35.320 It might not have been

00:44:36.620 What if dude

00:44:37.300 What if it was like

00:44:38.420 Roses are red

00:44:39.120 Violets are blue 0.99

00:44:39.740 But who gives a shit 1.00

00:44:40.500 You got a man 0.99

00:44:41.240 That was better than me 0.97

00:44:42.100 And you're like

00:44:42.760 Oh no bro

00:44:44.340 He's great in many ways

00:44:45.220 Or what if it was

00:44:45.960 I don't know

00:44:46.880 Life goes on

00:44:47.580 Or what if it was like

00:44:48.800 Roses are red

00:44:49.580 Violets are blue

00:44:50.420 Last Tuesday

00:44:51.660 Was so good

00:44:52.360 Being with you

00:44:53.320 And you just

00:44:53.900 You know what I'm saying

00:44:54.560 You just skipped over it

00:44:55.980 And you just skipped over

00:44:57.560 And you wrote so beautiful 0.98

00:44:58.700 And then you looked like a cuck 0.97

00:44:59.860 Oh a cuck 0.71

00:45:01.160 Because you were like so beautiful

00:45:02.680 Oh

00:45:03.500 You tell me Josie's trifling

00:45:05.500 No

00:45:06.180 She's not

00:45:07.080 I'm just saying

00:45:07.920 No no

00:45:08.420 Read it

00:45:10.060 Just read the poem

00:45:10.600 I just don't

00:45:11.120 No because

00:45:11.700 What had happened in their relationship

00:45:13.440 At the time that he wrote the note

00:45:15.620 Was is her business

00:45:16.860 Yeah

00:45:17.240 That was my

00:45:17.600 Entirely her

00:45:18.380 I don't need to know

00:45:19.360 How they loved each other

00:45:20.560 I don't

00:45:20.840 I really don't care

00:45:22.260 Strong will my friend

00:45:23.460 Strong will

00:45:24.400 I don't care

00:45:24.980 I don't care

00:45:25.720 I would have been hooked on phonics

00:45:26.980 Bro, he talks to her in a way that I probably don't.

00:45:30.280 We just speak to our partner differently.

00:45:34.360 And I just don't.

00:45:36.040 I really have no interest in reading it.

00:45:40.740 The ship has sailed, you know?

00:45:42.740 Life goes on as this too shall pass, they say.

00:45:46.220 I mean, if we're going to be on a serious note,

00:45:48.060 my girlfriend still follows her ex,

00:45:49.720 and I think they keep in touch.

00:45:51.500 Different jokes for different folks.

00:45:52.740 It doesn't bother me, bro.

00:45:54.340 What about if she likened his pictures? 0.98

00:45:56.000 I don't give a shit about that 0.96

00:45:57.740 What if you found a DM 0.98

00:45:59.260 From her to him that was like

00:46:01.140 If it's inappropriate then yeah I'd be upset

00:46:03.020 But if it was like for example one time

00:46:04.960 He reached out and she like

00:46:07.500 Her heart was fluttered because I guess there's something 0.98

00:46:09.240 Happening with his grandma or some shit like that 0.96

00:46:11.400 I see it this way and it might be super cheesy 0.99

00:46:13.580 I fell in love with this woman

00:46:15.540 And she may have had to date

00:46:17.480 That guy to be who she is

00:46:19.440 Maybe he built her to be this 0.99

00:46:21.060 Phenomenal woman so I kind of like 1.00

00:46:23.120 I fuck with the fact that she had that 0.99

00:46:25.260 experience because this is who she became i know a few like you i know that's a highly elevated 0.99

00:46:31.520 level of thinking i know a few i'm glad you said that let me bring up that tiktok again

00:46:35.200 i'm telling you you're gonna be blown away no stop please i get what you're saying i've met

00:46:41.220 some guys who were like that oh like uh god bless the broken road that led you to me like that why 0.99

00:46:46.680 did you say it like i was an asshole well it's a rascal flat you don't talk like you know who 0.99

00:46:51.720 would also agree with you 1.00

00:46:53.240 is the new winner

00:46:54.920 of The Bachelorette.

00:46:56.300 Dale?

00:46:57.280 Dale?

00:46:57.780 Y'all watch his show?

00:46:58.560 Josie makes me watch

00:46:59.280 The Bachelorette.

00:47:00.260 You know what I hate 1.00

00:47:01.120 about that shit? 1.00

00:47:02.100 Is that our girls 1.00

00:47:02.840 always make us watch that

00:47:03.900 and we make fun of it

00:47:04.940 but then we get so addicted.

00:47:06.300 It's so good.

00:47:07.300 Like too hot to handle, bro.

00:47:08.660 They got me hooked.

00:47:11.060 It got me. 1.00

00:47:12.220 And I'm talking shit 1.00

00:47:13.160 the whole time. 1.00

00:47:15.060 The whole time.

00:47:16.160 The whole time.

00:47:17.720 Yeah, I'm just making fun

00:47:18.940 of everyone.

00:47:19.500 It's a game.

00:47:20.080 why do you do that

00:47:21.920 he just gets you

00:47:23.320 and then they close the show

00:47:24.400 you're like

00:47:24.640 play the next one

00:47:25.740 play the next one

00:47:26.480 I try to go to sleep

00:47:27.360 they got me with the sound bites

00:47:29.320 in the little

00:47:30.080 like the hook

00:47:30.640 between the commercial

00:47:31.600 and I'm like 1.00

00:47:31.900 fuck they got me 0.99

00:47:32.560 I'm locked in 1.00

00:47:33.760 and you know

00:47:35.120 Dale proposed to

00:47:36.180 Claire

00:47:37.280 is the bachelorette

00:47:38.960 three episodes in

00:47:40.900 dude

00:47:41.420 three episodes in

00:47:42.760 she fell in love

00:47:43.380 right off the rip

00:47:44.080 right off the rip

00:47:45.200 and Dale

00:47:45.720 Dale

00:47:46.480 he used to

00:47:50.020 posing taco outfits for Party City.

00:47:52.620 That's nice, though.

00:47:53.880 He used to be a taco.

00:47:55.560 He used to be a hot dog.

00:47:58.340 He's a hot dog.

00:47:59.380 What are you trying to say?

00:48:01.140 He's a taco.

00:48:01.760 He's a taco.

00:48:02.380 He just said it.

00:48:02.840 No, no, no, no.

00:48:03.460 But you clearly were inferring something

00:48:05.240 by his outfit choice.

00:48:06.580 You can come up.

00:48:08.860 You could go from the taco

00:48:10.140 to bachelorette winner.

00:48:12.940 I dated a girl from The Bachelor.

00:48:14.740 Do you remember that?

00:48:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:48:17.080 That was an experience.

00:48:18.360 Taco Dale?

00:48:19.100 what is that I'm looking it up

00:48:21.120 Dale from Bachelorette

00:48:22.880 I think that's Taco Dale

00:48:23.980 no bro no he was a hard working

00:48:27.200 man and he made a come up

00:48:29.280 that I don't think

00:48:31.260 anyone would have seen coming 0.78

00:48:32.200 oh man I hope these weren't photoshopped I feel dumb now that I'm looking

00:48:35.260 it up and I can't find it oh no

00:48:36.880 right after we're like don't believe everything that's on the internet

00:48:39.320 oh no

00:48:39.500 please please

00:48:41.660 oh no oh Dale from Bachelorette

00:48:44.820 Dale I should have said Dale from

00:48:46.960 Bachelorette Taco

00:48:47.780 You wrote

00:48:49.280 Look, here he is

00:48:52.500 Oh, he was Superman too

00:48:55.100 Oh, this looks fun

00:48:56.580 And a Spartan warrior too

00:48:58.440 I mean, don't bring up just the fact that he was a Mexican treat

00:49:01.440 He was multiple

00:49:02.700 He was multiple things

00:49:03.880 I mean, he was the world's greatest superhero

00:49:07.140 He's a good looking guy

00:49:07.900 Yeah, I know

00:49:10.260 I'm sorry, I'm sorry to Dale

00:49:12.120 He saved Sparta from, you know, the ensuing doom

00:49:15.240 Yeah

00:49:15.640 And you just labeled the fact that he was ground beef at one point

00:49:19.340 Yeah

00:49:20.060 He said, Dale became aware of the post and left a comment that read

00:49:23.720 Love it, read your contracts, kids

00:49:25.320 Because they probably could use those images 1.00

00:49:28.080 Perpetuity, son of a bitch 1.00

00:49:29.800 Kids, if you're watching this 1.00

00:49:31.360 If you're an aspiring TikTok star

00:49:33.340 If you just posted your first Instagram story post

00:49:36.880 And you're thinking about taking it big

00:49:38.480 There's one word you always need to look for in contracts

00:49:40.860 It's perpetuity

00:49:42.120 If you see it, you take the contract

00:49:44.360 You light it on fire 1.00

00:49:45.960 And flush it down the fucking toilet 1.00

00:49:48.520 Dude that's the worst thing you could ever see manager Jeff 1.00

00:49:50.640 Unless it's in favor

00:49:52.360 Oh yeah 0.99

00:49:54.080 Unless it's in favor of you but it's in fucking Everest dude 0.96

00:49:56.960 It's not in favor 0.97

00:49:57.620 But congrats to Dale and Claire

00:49:58.960 The show must go on

00:50:00.200 I love these Polymer production pivots

00:50:02.680 You know what it's so cheap to make

00:50:05.480 And it makes so much money

00:50:07.580 Huh

00:50:08.800 They don't pay their people

00:50:11.580 Yeah but I'm sure they gotta pay for production

00:50:13.700 That production is expensive

00:50:15.440 You have the production right here 0.95

00:50:17.180 An impulsive bachelorette

00:50:20.720 We only got one semi single person on this podcast

00:50:23.160 George 0.99

00:50:24.060 How fucked up 1.00

00:50:25.640 How fucked 1.00

00:50:28.840 How fucked up is it that you guys are watching Borat and the bachelorette 1.00

00:50:34.520 And I just watched a movie called White Boy Rick 1.00

00:50:37.000 Like that came out

00:50:37.940 Like why am I not 0.99

00:50:38.960 It was an incredible fucking movie 0.99

00:50:40.840 Yeah Danny 0.99

00:50:41.480 The assistant Danny

00:50:43.340 our amazing you know house manager here worked on that movie with matthew mcconaughey and wow yeah

00:50:49.240 right and what was the lead actor's name he was like 15 great great performance i watched it 0.74

00:50:56.300 about this guy who uh got caught with eight kilos at 17 years old and did what fucking 30 years in

00:51:02.940 prison whoa something like that they had a they had a law in detroit called the 650 lifer law

00:51:09.620 back in the 80s when crack and heroin

00:51:11.620 were having their major upcoming

00:51:12.860 where if you got caught with more than 650 grams

00:51:15.580 of heroin or crack you got life without parole

00:51:17.500 first offense

00:51:18.500 that's not fair

00:51:20.440 do not pass go

00:51:21.440 yeah there's more to the story

00:51:25.280 he was taught

00:51:27.560 and given his initial drugs

00:51:29.440 that he sold by the FBI

00:51:31.060 to get his dad out of

00:51:33.680 trouble for offenses his dad had caused

00:51:35.680 and he sold the drugs and the FBI

00:51:37.660 said if you do all this work for us we'll come

00:51:39.600 save you when the state comes after you and the state came after him the fbi never showed up to 0.98

00:51:42.980 the court case how crazy is it there's some there's some corruption weird shit that uh 0.96

00:51:48.760 the consequences are with someone's life someone's life his life and and the other 0.97

00:51:55.340 fucked up part that i don't even know was was displayed that much of the movie was 0.66

00:51:58.120 the reason why detroit and the state went after him so hard is because he went after the the mayor 0.81

00:52:03.360 right he was trying to take down the mayor of detroit who was in on the the drug dealing and

00:52:08.900 so when and so when the feds didn't show up the mayor said give him life put him in jail for

00:52:13.440 literally life and just in 2018 uh an action group came and actually had him released uh after after

00:52:22.740 serving 30 years in prison oh no and and this part i i wish i didn't have to tell it because it's not

00:52:27.900 as great as the rest but while he was in jail he got involved with a grand theft auto ring in

00:52:34.000 florida and so as soon as he left jail in detroit he got shipped directly to florida to do five more

00:52:39.200 years which you know not not the best news for him but i think that if you get uh charged with

00:52:45.920 something that is now legal for example if you were smoking weed in arizona and they make it

00:52:50.720 legal you have to release them out this is a massive massive problem right now you have to

00:52:56.280 it's not fair makes no sense makes no sense to me how someone can be currently in jail to this day

00:53:03.440 in a state where weed is now legalized

00:53:05.800 for holding

00:53:07.340 minute amounts

00:53:09.400 of the substance. If they were selling,

00:53:11.480 then that's a different story. Is it?

00:53:13.200 Yeah, because then you're just like,

00:53:14.940 you have made a statement that you are going

00:53:17.320 against the government to make your

00:53:19.340 own type of money and not pay taxes on it, not do anything.

00:53:21.660 But if you're smoking because you, in your

00:53:23.460 heart, think it's not a bad thing, and then

00:53:25.400 a couple years later, the state's like, yeah, you know what?

00:53:27.480 You're right. And then they're like, but fuck you. You're staying 1.00

00:53:29.520 in jail. That's crazy to me.

00:53:31.340 You're a little bit more politically 0.69

00:53:33.140 versed what needs to happen to kim kardashian yeah she just needs to keep to keep working

00:53:38.260 isn't that crazy to imagine imagine being in jail on a weed charge and you've been there for 30 years

00:53:43.680 and you're one savior is kim kardashian the hottest attorney ever exists in the in the in

00:53:49.120 the dress as a taco dress you won't let go of the taco taco hey to be honest if he was locked in

00:53:57.240 jail he she could be wearing whatever the hell she's wearing and he'd still be excited about it

00:54:00.800 By the way, I don't think you've said enough about the taco dog that accompanied Dale.

00:54:05.380 I don't think he's gotten any attention.

00:54:06.760 Can you zoom in on him?

00:54:07.560 Well, he wasn't on The Bachelorette.

00:54:08.920 I mean, you know, tomato, tomato, right?

00:54:11.840 I don't think that applies, but.

00:54:13.800 That dog could have already found love for all we know.

00:54:16.460 It's tough.

00:54:17.080 It's tough finding love, guys.

00:54:18.920 Oh, Alex Trebek, man.

00:54:20.780 It should be mentioned.

00:54:23.240 Rest in peace.

00:54:23.980 I know you loved him.

00:54:26.380 I loved Alex Trebek.

00:54:27.000 You got you through some tough times.

00:54:27.880 it was my my show my go-to show for the family when we would sit together we played jeopardy

00:54:34.800 together it was my go-to show at other times like and it was always uh alex trebek i said he was

00:54:40.140 one rare mainstay in an industry that switches up too often and too quickly he just stayed with

00:54:46.720 that ship with jeopardy made it all that it was and was uh a beacon of of of light and positivity

00:54:54.100 and also canada and represented so many things to so many people and uh man pancreatic cancer

00:55:01.080 dude is just is just i got a question mike yeah knowing that his health was on its descent

00:55:06.920 why did he continue to do the show up up what until maybe a week or two weeks before and that

00:55:13.480 and that's what i'm i guess that's what i'm getting at it's like that kind of loyalty and

00:55:16.920 dedication just doesn't exist like it once did i mean that's like that's like the the remember

00:55:21.800 the captain and titanic i'm like we've got a boat for you get in the boat yeah i had that

00:55:27.600 once again with that sense it was good but um no i'm not i'm gonna i'm gonna die with the boat

00:55:32.580 that's crazy yeah i'm gonna die with the boat i i wonder what i would do in that position like 0.77

00:55:38.340 would i would i be like i'm gonna i'm fucking dying like i'm gonna i'm gonna live this last 0.75

00:55:43.500 portion of my life for me and he didn't do that i just think that i just think that there's he 0.66

00:55:47.920 could have loved it could have that could have been totally totally true but i mean could have

00:55:52.180 been the thing keeping him alive maybe maybe but he just gave so much of him he gave so much of him

00:55:58.360 like that's a that's a specimen of a human he comes from a very he probably comes from an old

00:56:03.300 school belief set that like i said is is lost very much today which which has to do with something

00:56:09.120 called legacy and i don't think i don't think people care as much about legacy and and you know

00:56:15.280 like it's so many people nowadays go everybody goes out in like a blaze of glory you know what

00:56:22.140 i'm saying whether it's you know this or that or they burn up or they get too hot or they

00:56:26.780 cheat or they do whatever it is but like there's something to be said about starting something and 0.99

00:56:31.680 fucking finishing something and and following that shit all the way through to the to the end 0.96

00:56:37.300 i just finished the michael jordan documentary the series the docuseries yeah yeah yeah same 0.99

00:56:43.480 kind of thing. He never gets inspired

00:56:45.420 by people. Ever. Talk about Last Dance?

00:56:47.620 Yeah. It's on

00:56:49.340 Netflix now.

00:56:50.920 I can't remember the last

00:56:53.520 time I was really

00:56:55.240 inspired. Inspired to change

00:56:57.500 the way that I live my life

00:56:59.020 by something I watched.

00:57:01.580 Seven years ago. By Dwayne

00:57:03.500 The Rock Johnson. I didn't want to bring that up, but

00:57:05.300 that was the only time I've ever, in our

00:57:07.320 grand scheme of friends, never.

00:57:09.620 I was like, wow, he works so hard.

00:57:11.300 So cool. Dwayne, multimedia.

00:57:12.940 mogul so cool and then it kind of died and then i watched this michael jordan docu-series and as

00:57:20.520 a kid who was just on the tail end of his legacy and his stint in the nba and not a stint but

00:57:28.080 his time in the nba i didn't know much about michael jordan right you hear you hear this

00:57:32.740 guy's the goat you hear about the things he's achieved but i had no idea how special this

00:57:41.000 human was both on and off the court his dedication to the craft is is unparalleled his innate god

00:57:50.100 given ability as an athlete and i think the thing that i noticed solidified him as the goat is that

00:57:57.860 he knew when and that he could rely on his team that was the thing like he wasn't a ball hog he

00:58:06.020 He was down for the cause

00:58:08.680 At all times

00:58:09.580 He just wanted to win

00:58:10.380 He needs to win

00:58:11.940 Bro, two three-peats

00:58:13.160 He won six NBA championships

00:58:15.640 All with the Chicago Bulls

00:58:18.240 And retired after his last win

00:58:21.640 Like, it's the perfect story

00:58:25.220 It is the perfect story

00:58:26.880 Of the greatest athlete of all time

00:58:29.280 I'm happy that you watch that

00:58:30.400 I really am

00:58:31.100 Because I think there's a lot of people

00:58:32.240 Who watch LeBron

00:58:34.060 and and and and you know kobe obviously and and some of these other guys that have had

00:58:39.060 the amazing runs they've had but there was something growing up watching mike and scotty

00:58:44.600 like there was something i finally get the references now magical about watching michael

00:58:50.680 jordan dude like like like life-changing you know what i'm saying not like not like oh my god like

00:58:55.460 lebron his power this that it was magical it was magical forget about pioneers they they

00:59:01.420 they don't understand how big of a deal that is like when you listen to michael jackson's music

00:59:05.640 now you're like oh that's that's cool or if you listen to elvis presley oh that's cool 0.92

00:59:10.060 but bro like when that shit first came out when michael jordan was doing his thing and people 0.96

00:59:15.880 were watching it they were like oh this guy's an alien like he's this is not real yeah so people 0.98

00:59:20.900 are quick to forget when they're like no bro michael jordan is not the best well and they

00:59:23.940 don't want to talk about and they don't want to talk about feeling i think i think we've moved

00:59:27.620 into a a place where everything has to be decided by data and which which is which is good in a lot

00:59:34.460 of ways but also like like i just said like drake is one thing drake is one thing he's a he's an

00:59:42.380 animal bro an amazing artist and one of the best of all time but when you try to compare something 0.96

00:59:49.500 to the feeling of the beatles showing up in your fucking city the pandemonium the feeling now this 0.85

00:59:56.320 stuff is not replicable it's not replicable it can't be it can't be replicated it can't be 0.97

01:00:02.680 recreated replicated repeated or or explained yeah yeah or explained like when people are like

01:00:10.820 oh but lebron has more this or has more that bro i'm a cleveland boy i know cleveland boy i love

01:00:16.260 lebron i love lebron yeah and since i grew up watching lebron um wrestling at his high school

01:00:22.720 St. Vincent St. Mary

01:00:23.560 I was like yo this guy's the GOAT

01:00:25.900 and not to put my finger down

01:00:28.420 and saying which one is

01:00:29.220 but man

01:00:32.020 Michael Jordan's

01:00:35.100 unrelenting passion to win

01:00:38.460 was so cool to see

01:00:41.520 I just feel like it's been lost man

01:00:43.520 like he hasn't

01:00:44.440 he didn't go out and drink

01:00:46.420 he didn't party

01:00:48.140 when he first got to Chicago Bulls

01:00:49.720 I think they had the nickname

01:00:51.860 like the the cocaine circus or something and he walked into a room and you know the athletes were

01:00:57.580 going crazy he's like oh this is not that this is not the type of team i signed up for and he

01:01:02.040 did a full 360 and and made the guys around him play on his level he he made everyone around him

01:01:11.140 better yeah and it was so cool to see and and and i am that shot that he hit the against the calves

01:01:20.520 I can't remember which one it was where he came up to three and trailed to the right and the game winner.

01:01:27.120 Honestly, I don't know what you do to rival that from a basketball standpoint. 1.00

01:01:33.260 When I see that shot be made and he throws the fucking fist. 0.99

01:01:36.880 That was it against the Cavs. 1.00

01:01:37.680 Bro.

01:01:38.540 Bro.

01:01:39.260 He had so many of those.

01:01:40.600 It was so interesting how he could play effectively off his emotions.

01:01:47.200 Yeah.

01:01:47.420 everyone would say like yo when you said to michael like hey well good luck tomorrow michael

01:01:54.560 if you just won like that would get in his head and he'd take it personal and then drop 60 on you

01:02:01.240 because you said you made an under underhand comment that he didn't like right or uh he wanted

01:02:08.000 to um uh take a stance against his general manager jerry kraus in a player that he liked that like

01:02:16.460 michael jordan didn't think should be on the team and he would just draw 50 in a game and or or shoot

01:02:21.860 the game-winning shot and it was it was almost like he was puppeteering everything it's the

01:02:27.260 perfect story how often you get perfect stories yeah very rare there's that i mean there's

01:02:31.500 definitely some there's definitely some dark spots there's definitely some dark spots yeah

01:02:34.920 there's some dark spots no but it's it's part of that bro a story is not sorry when i say the

01:02:41.880 perfect story a story is not perfect a story has conflict yes a story has uh uh um and all

01:02:50.720 his loss yeah and he had all of this he had he had the ups he had the downs and then he ended

01:02:57.120 up somewhere in a way that shaped him like no other player ever could and probably ever will

01:03:01.020 there's no i got it it was it was one i will you just train you just finished training it

01:03:06.040 makes complete sense um so good yeah well i think that's it how long have we been going 0.71

01:03:17.060 oh fuck all right well we were gonna do do jeopardy on the show yeah did it never get

01:03:23.460 pulled together it just didn't feel right it just we haven't been formatting like that later i think 0.97

01:03:27.520 a lot of people miss youtube jeopardy but all right listen that's all i got yeah that's all i

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - November 10, 2020

E233 One Year Since Losing To KSI

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