Impaulsive with Logan Paul - November 17, 2020


E235 I Got Invited To A Hollywood Sex Party

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E234 John Shahidi: Social Media Mastermind E236 Iann Dior

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00:02:12.320 I had a famous friend, a very famous friend, invite me to an actual orgy. 0.68
00:02:21.280 Oh, yeah. 0.89
00:02:22.520 You hear about him.
00:02:24.520 Don't, oh, yeah, me like you've been invited.
00:02:27.060 Well, hold on a second.
00:02:29.320 we're rolling this is the second time rolling the first time was good this time's gonna be better
00:02:41.760 okay welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world i did cryotherapy this
00:02:48.300 morning it was so cold especially because i forgot to wear socks and i didn't realize it
00:02:54.520 like how important that was you can get frostbite on your feet i remember my diss track
00:02:58.560 Against Antonio Brown
00:03:00.020 There was a line
00:03:00.880 I said frostbite
00:03:01.740 Cold feet 1.00
00:03:02.300 Bitch you looking nervous 1.00
00:03:03.160 Cause he had this like 1.00
00:03:04.720 Scandal
00:03:05.720 I don't know why it was a scandal
00:03:06.740 But he couldn't play
00:03:07.760 Cause he got frostbite
00:03:08.940 From cryotherapy
00:03:09.800 Cause he forgot to wear socks
00:03:11.260 And here I am in this machine
00:03:12.980 Thinking I'm gonna lose my feet
00:03:14.780 And so I got cold feet today
00:03:16.380 Guess the socks
00:03:17.620 On the other foot now
00:03:18.560 Huh
00:03:18.840 Well said 0.99
00:03:19.440 I hate you 1.00
00:03:21.420 I hate you 1.00
00:03:21.920 The first time around 1.00
00:03:22.680 Sucked 0.98
00:03:23.380 The second time 0.99
00:03:24.240 Just made me want to leave the show
00:03:25.380 We've said all of these things
00:03:27.140 the same joke and even though it failed the first time i still felt like i should just run it i
00:03:32.880 thought you guys maybe take a different route this time you know god gives you a sign you guys
00:03:36.940 like run it back we'll take it we'll got it oh yeah and i'm about to say the same thing i already
00:03:40.200 said before which is i've been focusing on my health 2020 especially this year is a good time
00:03:46.620 to just lock in on focusing on your well-being mental physical emotional anything what works
00:03:55.040 for you uh i'm glad you asked i've been experimenting with a lot of stuff so i nailed
00:04:00.120 down my diet and then i found like the perfect balance of pills we've talked about the wellness
00:04:04.540 pills we talked about the monolaurin but i think echinacea oh yeah echinacea is a thing root of
00:04:10.980 some sort some sort of plant some sort of plant that i take with every single meal and uh i don't
00:04:17.820 have the throat problems that i used to have i used to get sick every other month for a week
00:04:22.140 last year without fail knock on wood this year i haven't been sick one time because of echinacea
00:04:28.640 yeah well also i think about i think about like lebron james bro spends a million dollars a year
00:04:33.580 on health a million dollars one million would you say that it brings you back to your point about
00:04:38.100 how humans are behind humans are behind dude they're gonna think we're stoned we're just
00:04:44.320 cracking up sorry we're almost done with what we already did on the first run and now i'm just
00:04:48.360 asking him questions that i already know the answer to what were you saying here's the difference i'm
00:04:52.180 a professional i can act like we never did the first thing and no one know yeah mike just let
00:04:56.400 me i think it's funny i think it's funny it's only it's an inside joke that's only funny to us three
00:05:00.700 sorry but yeah they say uh they say you know be the person that you needed when you were a kid 0.75
00:05:07.820 and i needed someone to heal me because i was always getting fucked up just like set back from 0.65
00:05:13.920 injuries and and sick and humanity is just behind we don't have a machine that can just 0.88
00:05:19.360 you lay in and it goes over you like this goes and heals all your ailments yeah they have those
00:05:25.100 in the movie uh fit was it fifth element and prometheus yeah just scans over him yeah hey
00:05:30.740 mike do me a favor please for the love of god i wish elon could hop on that or something i think
00:05:36.280 he's busy doing other things yeah like what like building cars and putting people on the moon we'll 0.97
00:05:40.920 Build the fucking healing device. 0.99
00:05:42.240 We need it. 1.00
00:05:42.860 All right.
00:05:43.360 You got that, Elon?
00:05:44.440 He's listening.
00:05:44.960 He's like, got it.
00:05:46.560 He doesn't even speak words.
00:05:48.120 But yeah, we got a lot of stuff to talk about.
00:05:50.260 Did y'all see Harry Styles?
00:05:53.400 Did you see that this morning?
00:05:55.020 Nah.
00:05:55.540 Harry Styles.
00:05:56.620 Is that One Direction?
00:05:57.740 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:58.140 He was in One Direction.
00:05:59.280 He was on the cover of Vogue.
00:06:03.020 I think it was Vogue.
00:06:04.400 Looks like you.
00:06:05.300 Yeah, it was Vogue. 0.99
00:06:07.340 He's cool as fuck. 0.99
00:06:08.360 He's the guy. 0.99
00:06:09.460 He's the guy.
00:06:09.960 he does look like he's the guy he's the type of dude that uh if i was like fully in love with a
00:06:15.560 girl in a relationship even like married and she's like hey like i've i've chosen harry styles i met
00:06:21.200 him last night at a party i'd be like i understand yeah good choice good choice yeah yeah so check it
00:06:26.360 out he got on the cover of vogue and uh he was wearing a dress he's wearing a dress wearing a 0.97
00:06:32.380 dressed doing whippets what what the fuck were they thinking he's blown up a balloon oh god dang 0.92
00:06:40.700 my brain is just in all the wrong places no but look okay so to me i see this and i'm like 0.99
00:06:46.940 what a fucking g like he don't he don't give a fuck right wait is that really what you think 0.99
00:06:52.240 or is that what you said but like i swear to god i swear i was wearing a dress like your 1.00
00:06:56.000 immediate thought is wow this guy's a real gangster yep yep because i'm all about
00:07:00.400 challenging social norms i swear i swear i'm old school man i like the way it is just let it ride
00:07:06.680 you just like the whole but what is but what is the way it is the way it's been why because the
00:07:13.580 way it's been has not been great well i just mean just because like all like pants and all are great
00:07:18.620 especially for men and just you know but if you think about it listen if we switch the roles i
00:07:23.940 feel like the access for us to pee would be a lot easier in a dress i mean it's a good point
00:07:28.580 And that's why he might have been doing it. 0.94
00:07:31.220 Listen, I watched a whole thing from, oh shit, I'm going to forget his name now. 0.96
00:07:36.380 The HBO political, Bill Maher, an entire like 10 minute dialogue from Bill Maher about the why Democrats continue to lose votes. 0.97
00:07:48.960 And he thinks it's because they have pressured the American public to accept this wokeness.
00:07:56.060 Get woke.
00:07:57.020 Men wear dresses and you have to accept that
00:07:59.400 Well hold on 0.98
00:07:59.920 I know I'm switching gears a little bit
00:08:02.460 I can't tell you to hold on and you tell me to hold on
00:08:04.800 I'm gonna because you're the main host
00:08:06.760 I'm gonna hold on
00:08:07.360 You were in the middle of something
00:08:09.020 This is a really nice thing going on
00:08:11.280 You guys are both holding each other
00:08:12.440 I don't think there's much to it
00:08:14.020 Like he wanted to try something 0.99
00:08:15.180 And he did it and it's fucking dope 0.99
00:08:17.540 And it worked for me 0.99
00:08:18.540 It doesn't work for some people
00:08:20.160 Y'all are in the same boat
00:08:24.540 As Candace Owens
00:08:26.060 She said, there's no society that can survive without strong men.
00:08:29.640 The East knows this.
00:08:30.460 In the West, the steady feminization. 1.00
00:08:31.600 A fucking, I got to add, just popped up in the middle. 1.00
00:08:36.360 The East knows this. 0.99
00:08:37.660 In the West, the steady feminization of men at the same time that Marxism is being taught to our children is not a coincidence.
00:08:43.160 Coincidence is an outright attack.
00:08:45.320 Bring back manly men?
00:08:49.120 Because Harry Styles wearing a dress in a field?
00:08:52.640 So my question is like.
00:08:53.580 It ain't manly, bro.
00:08:54.540 Bro, why?
00:08:57.060 It ain't manly
00:08:57.860 What is manly to you? What does it mean?
00:08:59.700 Is manly like being comfortable in your own skin
00:09:01.920 And being comfortable with who you are
00:09:04.000 Regardless of what people think about what you're wearing?
00:09:07.020 I get that and I understand it's okay to venture out
00:09:09.680 And try new things and do things
00:09:11.100 And I think it's great for people not to judge other people
00:09:13.900 Yeah man, just like you are now
00:09:15.620 Hold on a sec, he can also have his opinion
00:09:18.960 Why are you getting combative?
00:09:21.820 Because you guys are making this something
00:09:23.200 it's not you're the you're the type of people that look at it like no man gotta be men and 0.99
00:09:27.820 they can't wear dressers none of us suck a dick bro i would do this in a heartbeat no one no one 0.98
00:09:32.520 said i wouldn't do it no one said he didn't do it no one said that what it the notion of it the 0.99
00:09:38.240 idea of it and the idea of him donning a a magazine dress in a dress it lists it's a conversation and
00:09:45.580 it's a conversation the problem is people are too quick to get angry like you you get angry at our
00:09:49.680 opinion and i think and i think that's not fair what am i angry about you got really quick to get
00:09:53.740 mad at me and mike immediately there's no conversation you just got mad immediately
00:09:57.540 i'm listening to you telling me you don't want to judge people and then watching you judge people
00:10:01.600 so yeah i'm listening and no one's judging i'm not getting angry but nobody's calling you out
00:10:06.020 for your flaw so now i have a flaw for my opinion your lack of so it's a logic so my my point of
00:10:12.380 view is a flaw i never even said your point of view is a flaw see what i'm saying about you being
00:10:16.260 angry you just assaulted me do i look angry to you and would you know what assault means
00:10:21.700 well he's i i'm telling you that your lack of logic will lose you the argument when you say
00:10:27.100 yeah like people shouldn't judge people but like this is he's not a man because he's wearing a
00:10:31.400 dress no no never once did i said he's not a man for wearing a dress you said it's not manly right
00:10:35.760 in the same vein i said it's not manly i did not grow up where i walked around watching men
00:10:41.540 wear dresses now that is my upbringing and my surroundings it wasn't my choice and it wasn't
00:10:46.020 the way i wrote it but you can't get mad at me if me and mike are like you know we don't see it
00:10:49.860 being manly hold on i'm not mad i'm not mad i didn't say that let me let's let's just slow
00:10:54.080 down for a second here and just and just talk about this what what was he what is he trying to
00:11:00.160 to bring into into existence here that this is everybody knows this is okay there's nothing
00:11:06.780 wrong with him doing it but what is the what's the point of him donning a dress and doing whippets
00:11:10.940 on the cover now he said now i'll put on something that feels really flamboyant and i don't feel
00:11:14.840 crazy wearing it i think you can get something that you feel amazing and it's like a superhero 0.80
00:11:18.300 outfit this is like dennis rodman did the same shit and like and it was and it was and it was 0.96
00:11:23.420 there was a massive outrage over when over when rodman did it as well here's the thing 0.94
00:11:27.500 different strokes for different folks i think there's there it is completely i believe that
00:11:33.160 is completely okay for logan to feel like harry styles can wear a dress and for george to feel
00:11:39.460 like this doesn't meet the the idea of what he thinks should be i think that that is completely
00:11:45.240 okay and the reason why i brought bill maher up and i sent you the tweet which was retweeted by
00:11:49.900 rogan is because in a lot of ways americans are being force-fed stuff and how they should feel
00:11:59.020 about said stuff as well so instead of just putting harry styles out on on on the cover of
00:12:04.780 a magazine and letting people debate it i'm not saying you did this but they're being they're
00:12:09.080 being told how they need to feel about it as well so not only do you have to do you have to accept
00:12:15.160 this happening but you have to embrace it as well i i get that and that's what and that's the whole
00:12:20.080 point and he calls it the strife of the party and the question is what happened to the blue wave
00:12:24.720 that biden had promised we lost what shouldn't say we the democrats lost seats in the house
00:12:30.980 they didn't take control of the senate and bill maher believes that is because uh all he said
00:12:37.440 the politically woke and all that stuff is being force-fed down the down the throats of america as
00:12:43.380 a whole my rebuttal is this i saw this cover and i said that's something i would do if someone was
00:12:48.820 like yo you want to like make a statement and wear a dress on the cover of vogue as a man i'd say
00:12:52.440 yeah sure and then a candid candace owens said bring back manly men because logan did this i go
00:12:57.980 what about me is not manly to you candace so what my question is what about harry is not manly that
00:13:03.860 warrants or making that statement uh i think the okay so am i not am i not am i less of a man
00:13:09.540 because of it no no because here's the thing bro like i've did comedy skits where i've worn dresses
00:13:13.760 i've done things where i feel like it's fine to cross lines that you want to do but you got to
00:13:18.320 understand this is the problem that we're having nobody's allowed to have their own opinion correct
00:13:23.780 she just attacked it in a very disrespectful way to me if i meet the guy and he's wearing a dress
00:13:28.860 in front of me that's his own stroke i'm still gonna treat him the way i would ever treat him
00:13:32.200 if he was wearing jeans but he can't get mad at me if he looks back and he goes so what do you
00:13:35.860 think about this manly huh and i go not really to call it you can't get mad at me for that to call
00:13:41.080 it manly is is way is way ahead like let's be honest no i'm not saying that let's be honest
00:13:47.200 like when you go into your next fight will you wear a dress into the ring because you said that
00:13:52.420 maybe okay well and then guess what some warriors do are dresses somewhere some warriors am i not
00:13:57.820 a manly man absolutely not you're definitely a manly man here's the thing you can't what what
00:14:01.760 warrants a manly man this my original question what's a man okay if you ask a if you ask a boy
00:14:08.280 who's learning growing up what women do and what men do and how men dress and how women dress like
00:14:14.840 an innocent boy yeah whose thoughts are uninhibited by anything that's what i'm but i'm saying he's
00:14:20.740 surrounded who who was raised by a father or a mother who tells him that dresses are for women
00:14:26.280 no he's not nobody taught him this he just sees this with his own eyes okay that's what i'm saying
00:14:30.580 If you had a boy whose mind was completely blank, a four-year-old, and you said, is that
00:14:37.900 a man and it's a man wearing a dress, he'd say, yeah.
00:14:41.760 No, no.
00:14:42.420 Hold on.
00:14:42.620 Hold on.
00:14:42.900 I never said he's not a man.
00:14:44.140 Listen, I'm not saying he's taking it and he's saying he's a man.
00:14:47.780 But if you laid out a dress on the bed and be like, oh, who's going to wear this? 0.99
00:14:52.160 Traditional based females wear this more. 0.90
00:14:54.940 I'm not saying it's wrong.
00:14:56.460 Nobody condemned me in the comment section.
00:14:58.080 I'm just saying how she went about it was very wrong, but it's fine to have her opinion.
00:15:05.480 It's her opinion.
00:15:06.140 Dude, when you try to turn hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years of tradition of how things are on its head over the course of a decade period or two decade period, there's going to be pushback on that.
00:15:23.320 for the entire existence of this planet women wore dresses men wore pants by the way there was
00:15:30.020 reasons for that men wore pants because they could put their hammer into the the holder so
00:15:35.020 they could so they in the united whatever jeff listen there's always there's there's a rhyme
00:15:40.480 and reason to to pants versus dresses that has existed since the beginning of time the idea that
00:15:46.840 hollywood has now said men wear dresses and you have to like it is the issue and that's what and
00:15:53.680 that's what this video i think the issue is this i think nobody's having a conversation i think
00:15:58.660 there's just straight to an argument and and ruthless like talking talk to me you feel that
00:16:03.460 address is is a manly aspect talk to me about it let's have a conversation about it because my
00:16:08.420 opinion says no and yours says yes i don't think any of us are right and any of us are wrong it's
00:16:13.560 a state of an opinion once you once you eliminate a conversation there's just war and and this has
00:16:22.080 happened in history people believe their god exists and the other person's god doesn't exist
00:16:26.280 yeah there's no conversation it goes straight to war uh okay i think we should move on i think i
00:16:32.400 think you're right um i mean at the end of the day with something like this that the attitude has to 0.97
00:16:36.460 that attitude has to be who gives a fuck i just like when things are flipped on their head dude 0.93
00:16:41.000 i like when people like it's my brand like be fucking different but but i like i like when 0.97
00:16:46.380 people stand out i like when people challenge and go against the grain but understand that that's 0.93
00:16:50.260 not as easy a pill to swallow for everyone else yep yep yep yep totally get it what else we got
00:16:55.920 totally get it uh i had a weird thought so like i've been asking people this what would you do
00:17:01.700 if your clone you georgie george janko walked through that door over there and was here for
00:17:08.060 the next five minutes i'll tell him to turn around i'd want to see how i act turned around 0.99
00:17:12.300 you just want and then also i'd want to see his penis because i want to see if they got it right 0.98
00:17:17.560 okay there's more of an answer that is like interesting to me the turnaround one not not 0.99
00:17:22.200 so much mike you're calling watch the door the first thing you would do you have yourself in
00:17:27.640 the room what do you like i just ran into the most interesting man in the world i'd have a
00:17:31.520 conversation with him but you already know all his thoughts sam uh you already know all his
00:17:36.220 let's collaborate let's collaborate all right let's let's collab hey man i have this idea what
00:17:41.160 do you think of it yo i could i could but but here's my question do they are do are they unable
00:17:46.680 to build upon your idea because all they have is your idea they're you they can build they can
00:17:51.700 build just as you okay okay it's you let me ask you this question is it me having the day that 0.99
00:17:57.540 i'm having today which the three of us know is oh so then fuck that dude i'd say i'd say yo get 0.99
00:18:03.020 out of here all right you send them home you go home i don't want you i already have one 0.99
00:18:06.340 okay me okay you want you to collaborate so let me build off that let me build off that
00:18:10.540 would you collaborate in a way where you and your identical clone
00:18:15.360 would double team your girl
00:18:18.760 yeah yeah yeah for sure because it would be more more me would you 0.99
00:18:27.520 i mean she could barely have sex with me i don't think two of me would die what do you think from
00:18:35.200 like a jealousy standpoint like i wouldn't be jealous i honestly kind of be excited to look at
00:18:38.980 it's you like i'll just sit there i'm not saying that's what i would do that's how i do it i'm not
00:18:44.160 saying that's what i would do but here's also the problem if your clone starts to develop a
00:18:50.580 personality of his own right because he's here on this planet he's going to do different things
00:18:53.920 and he was going to learn and respond differently
00:18:56.020 to the stimulus in the air and his
00:18:58.100 environment, eventually
00:18:59.920 this clone's going to become his own
00:19:01.960 entity. And if he's around
00:19:04.260 for some reason longer than five minutes
00:19:06.020 and your girl falls in love with
00:19:08.000 your clone...
00:19:09.960 Can I clone her? No, bro.
00:19:12.520 It's just you.
00:19:14.560 Could you go to jail for 1.00
00:19:15.980 killing your clone? Okay, so this is 1.00
00:19:18.040 what David said. Suicide.
00:19:20.740 Suicide. If you killed this 1.00
00:19:22.100 fucking clone, 1.00
00:19:23.920 Is it murder or is it suicide? 1.00
00:19:28.680 How high were you when you had this conversation?
00:19:30.780 I was sober, bro.
00:19:31.980 I'm bored.
00:19:33.160 So bored. 1.00
00:19:34.560 If your girl has sex with you behind your back, is that cheating? 1.00
00:19:39.880 What? 1.00
00:19:40.560 Yeah.
00:19:42.440 Unless it's with their clones. 1.00
00:19:43.620 If you watch yourself have sex with your girl, are you cucking yourself? 1.00
00:19:48.420 You're a cuck. 1.00
00:19:49.520 What's a cuck? 1.00
00:19:50.180 It's a person who lets his girl just run around 1.00
00:19:53.140 And just fuck everyone 1.00
00:19:54.220 And has no problem with it 1.00
00:19:55.560 It's a whole porn category 0.99
00:19:58.360 Yeah it's cuck porn 0.99
00:19:59.900 Yeah cuck hold 0.97
00:20:01.000 Great question
00:20:04.380 It's a great question
00:20:05.940 Look I'm here to stimulate your mind
00:20:07.240 Just imagine some guy's like
00:20:09.620 Mom you gotta listen to just one podcast
00:20:11.400 One it will change your life
00:20:13.040 Anyway so if you had a clone 1.00
00:20:14.660 Would you fuck your girl with it? 1.00
00:20:16.380 Would you do that? 1.00
00:20:17.820 I'm always thinking about these things
00:20:20.180 things because humanities get into a an interesting place and especially in LA like bro I've had I had
00:20:26.480 a famous friend a very famous friend invite me to an actual orgy oh yeah you hear about them
00:20:37.800 don't don't oh yeah me like you've been invited well hold on well hold on a second you're saying 0.97
00:20:44.160 you're saying that to the only person in this room that's had a actual orgy multiple times 0.99
00:20:48.220 talking about are you talking about a sex party a sex party bingo different story different story 0.98
00:20:52.300 orgies are a dime a dozen here in la sex parties now that's interesting the but the friend was a 1.00
00:20:56.860 female yeah full-on like themed uh you know wearing a mask like people will be fucking you 1.00
00:21:03.360 can join them if you like like uh eyes wide shut with tom cruise right you remember that jeff for 0.98
00:21:10.000 anybody born in the 80s i said i said i said to her i love this i admire you this is great i can't
00:21:17.180 wait to hear how it goes i can't come like like you can't come if you go both good job nice uh i
00:21:24.240 i couldn't stomach myself i couldn't just i couldn't see myself doing it i couldn't see
00:21:29.800 myself you were there that one time that one thing happened yeah you know how i react in those
00:21:34.040 scenarios it's not your vibe i brought him a i brought him a smoking hot uh little party to his
00:21:38.660 room one time and said hey listen you want your pod you want to get involved with this gaggle
00:21:43.580 geese you stay on that side i'll stay on this side now granted i didn't do the best job of 0.97
00:21:48.100 standing my elbow touched his knee most people know this story it's fucked up but he was 0.92
00:21:51.660 uninterested he wanted no absolutely it made me sick but maybe because of that i knew that i 0.99
00:21:56.720 wouldn't thrive in this in this uh la hollywood sex party scene these things happen is what i'm
00:22:02.540 saying people people people talk about it and then i checked in i said hey how'd it go she's like oh
00:22:09.060 it was amazing i don't know what that means i don't know who's the life of the party what went 0.98
00:22:15.080 where that's what i'm saying i don't is it the guy who's just like swinging big day fucking 0.58
00:22:19.780 everyone oh man it's definitely a little weird who sponsors that uh that party like blue chew 0.99
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00:23:15.140 first order free when you use the promo code logan just pay five dollars shipping again that's blu
00:23:19.760 chew.com promo code logan i can't do that without smiling because i see kevin in my peripherals
00:23:24.700 yeah that's and he's used the code twice probably i just i was just gonna i was just gonna
00:23:29.540 like at what point are like there's dudes actually throwing down the pipe being like
00:23:35.500 Thank God I'll use that promo code.
00:23:37.480 He set up two separate email addresses.
00:23:40.360 I'm not kidding.
00:23:41.480 He really did.
00:23:42.000 You're lying.
00:23:42.480 Yeah, he set up a new email address to use the same promo code twice.
00:23:45.900 Listen, listen.
00:23:46.580 Innovator.
00:23:46.900 That's why he's hired.
00:23:48.120 I want to segue into this topic for a second.
00:23:52.080 Sure.
00:23:53.140 For a while, we talked about these Bluetooth pills, these performance enhancers, and it
00:23:57.840 was a select group of impulsive viewers.
00:23:59.620 But now as the group continues to get bigger and bigger and bigger and use multiple email
00:24:04.480 addresses at what point is the the playing field starting to re-level at this heightened veiny
00:24:11.540 just blood-engrossed level of of of playership like at what point have we lance armstronged
00:24:20.040 the sex industry yeah like if you're showing up without a blue chew and you're given the 75 or 0.98
00:24:26.760 78 dick there's a good chance you might not get invited back to next sex oh oh you can't you can't 0.99
00:24:34.460 I can't just say her name. 1.00
00:24:37.020 You hate to see it.
00:24:39.300 And it was all going so well. 1.00
00:24:42.980 I feel like you planned that shit. 1.00
00:24:46.920 Not even. 1.00
00:24:49.800 Hey, hey.
00:24:51.800 That's an ex.
00:24:52.780 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:24:54.480 You don't talk about his ex like that, okay?
00:24:56.880 You can't say that either.
00:24:58.940 That's not true.
00:24:59.960 That's what I said.
00:25:00.800 Everyone's going to be making assumptions.
00:25:02.360 Not my ex.
00:25:03.160 You don't know this girl.
00:25:04.120 please please you're gonna piss them off stop it please you you no no this is look the city
00:25:10.480 changes people bro young young men you know doing things that they wouldn't do uh had they not moved 0.96
00:25:16.780 to la young women oh my god oh my god there's that one don't don't i'm gonna can you not i'll do it 0.99
00:25:23.760 i'm not gonna i'm not gonna do what you just did and name drop piece of shit i've just seen this 0.99
00:25:30.240 city just they say it swallow people up and spit them out there's no spitters in the city wow 0.99
00:25:35.940 spitters or quitters no they're not getting spit out but man these these some of these some of
00:25:43.240 these women i i'm gonna speak on behalf of the women because i've i've witnessed more of them
00:25:47.600 because i'm interested more in women than i am like a lot more and uh man they come to this city
00:25:56.160 He's so bright-eyed and young, full of passion, goals, dreams.
00:26:03.700 And then they meet one boy and then two boys,
00:26:07.220 and one of them has a little clout, and then three boys,
00:26:09.960 and they find their manager.
00:26:12.380 Their manager suggests they do some sort of cosmetic surgery, 1.00
00:26:15.240 and next thing you know, their tits are a little bigger, 0.99
00:26:20.220 still working out, still healthy, everything. 0.98
00:26:21.960 and uh the the bright-eyed nature of the young woman in hollywood starts to disappear the the
00:26:29.880 essence of purity starts to go out the window and it's so sad because we've seen it so many times 0.96
00:26:35.380 and and the next thing you know they're they're getting paparazzi with the guy who fucks every
00:26:41.740 girl and then the the destination ends on only fans great destination by the way
00:26:50.040 it's a good destination if if that's where you want to to go yeah facts i just know some of
00:26:58.640 these girls like came here frowning on on oh yeah on that occupation they showed up in a civic
00:27:06.840 that they drove over from arizona that they graduated you know university arizona with
00:27:11.540 yeah you yeah and they and they show up all you know i'm gonna make people love each other and
00:27:17.540 oh look a dog my day is made yep and then a few months go by and the picture changes and it's a
00:27:23.580 it's an entry-level mercedes yeah they got only fans now sweat lincoln bio subscribe swipe up
00:27:29.940 i'm not doing nudes they always start not doing nudes they'll do nudes three months three months
00:27:34.560 later they're getting paparazzi with taiga getting out their new ranger over it's always with taiga
00:27:38.440 it's just a sick it's a sick city man it's a sick place bro it's a tough it's a tough place i gotta
00:27:45.960 I got offered to join OnlyFans.
00:27:50.460 What'd you say?
00:27:51.340 You also got paparazzi this weekend.
00:27:54.080 So you're almost on the same like...
00:27:57.600 Huh?
00:27:58.420 Nothing.
00:27:59.640 What'd you say?
00:28:01.080 No.
00:28:01.840 Why?
00:28:03.300 Well, A, the main reason is
00:28:05.040 because I have the Maverick Club, right?
00:28:06.900 I already have my subscription service. 0.99
00:28:08.500 There's just no tits. 0.83
00:28:09.240 Well, that makes sense. 0.85
00:28:09.740 If you guys are in the club, 1.00
00:28:11.180 I'd show you my tits. 0.99
00:28:11.880 I just like, 0.99
00:28:12.340 I don't really have any that much.
00:28:14.160 I can't even say anything back to that
00:28:15.820 because that was such a great retort that it's
00:28:17.500 impossible for me to debate. But I'm
00:28:19.620 so intrigued by the business model for
00:28:21.660 men. Like, I'll have the conversations because
00:28:23.840 what are
00:28:25.720 like, I saw Chris Brown just join.
00:28:27.540 Tyga, I think was the first
00:28:29.580 big male artist to hop on. 0.97
00:28:32.660 Full on porn. 0.99
00:28:33.840 No. Full on porn. Not like that. 0.98
00:28:35.260 Oh, yeah. Tyga sucking and fucking and licking 1.00
00:28:37.580 toes. Oh, how many toes? 1.00
00:28:40.560 Most of them have, most of the 0.98
00:28:41.720 girls have 10 toes. There's been a few 0.79
00:28:43.100 stragglers.
00:28:45.820 I've had seven, eight.
00:28:47.540 But yeah, dude, he's putting in work on his OnlyFans.
00:28:50.760 And now Chris Brown has one.
00:28:51.840 What do you think that return looks like?
00:28:53.580 Massive.
00:28:55.000 Really?
00:28:55.580 Oh, yeah.
00:28:56.460 Then why isn't he paying any of his bills?
00:29:00.780 I'm serious.
00:29:01.560 Tyga owes our chef $12,000.
00:29:05.140 Why do you do the fancy lights?
00:29:08.000 He owes our chef $12,000.
00:29:10.260 He just got sued by some landlord for $200,000 because he didn't pay his rent.
00:29:14.280 a lot of a lot of hip-hop artists are like this like what's what's good if you're going to make
00:29:19.040 the only fans money what if they what pay pay pay your service people is there a chance they have
00:29:23.480 it and they just don't have a check left in the checkbook you know like they don't have a form or
00:29:28.680 maybe yeah like i gotta look out for for for i gotta give tiger the benefit of the doubt
00:29:33.400 he you know he's made some some bangers of tracks i gotta think he's got the money and he
00:29:37.340 you know either his debit card has a small chip in the magnetic stripe something like that it
00:29:43.100 just doesn't seem like he would just not pay you know the chef yeah no but yeah bro i have i have
00:29:48.060 the maverick club you know so i i don't i like that subscription model much uh much better for
00:29:53.820 me it allows me to do more than just uh charge for a picture i provide so much more yeah and uh
00:30:00.040 i'll just say this now i was supposed to do at the beginning of the episode we're dropping uh
00:30:03.520 maverick clothing the smirk drop the nothing to see here drop this friday november 20th this is
00:30:10.920 the drop that i've been the most proud to release every piece of apparel is absolutely beautiful
00:30:19.580 it feels good it looks good and for a colorblind lad like me i don't need to think i don't need
00:30:25.540 to think about whether it matches shout out to our designers uh neema and chris for making these
00:30:30.140 things all just like flow seamlessly everything looks dope it's turning from uh like i said from
00:30:35.540 a merch to street wear so maverickclothing.com be ready this friday love the colors yeah bro
00:30:41.860 it's it's it's sherbert and it's winter so these sweatpants are going to keep you warm
00:30:45.860 i i i haven't changed uh the sweatpants for four or five days in a row probably and i have i have
00:30:53.580 all the pairs i don't know why i uh because you don't want to get out of sweats that's that's
00:30:57.420 hectic that's that's like you take them off you don't know if you're gonna put them back on what
00:31:01.560 were you thinking in that top right photo can you zoom in on your face yeah modeling's hard for me
00:31:05.920 i don't know i actually like you look you look devoid of all thoughts emotions you look like
00:31:11.160 someone just yeah like someone handed you your burger that you said no mayo and they like yeah
00:31:15.700 your eyes are picked like it looks like someone i don't know wait a second those aren't your real
00:31:20.400 eyes what why why are those those look photoshopped do you have eyes i think so
00:31:26.440 Yeah those are my eyes
00:31:28.740 You look like
00:31:30.240 You're one of the Pac-Man characters
00:31:32.580 About to get eaten by that giant head that floats around the map
00:31:35.000 Bro I'm not good at modeling
00:31:36.540 I'm not a model
00:31:37.360 I think you look good 1.00
00:31:38.800 I don't know how models do it
00:31:39.980 I'll tell you what I was thinking about 0.97
00:31:41.720 Not looking dumb 1.00
00:31:43.040 And I still look fucking dumb 0.99
00:31:45.340 Look my nose is crooked 0.99
00:31:47.680 You can really see it here 1.00
00:31:48.980 My septum's deviated as fuck dude 1.00
00:31:51.200 And yeah those are my eyes you asshole 1.00
00:31:52.960 But guess who's not using their body for promotional images 1.00
00:31:56.140 my brother jake can we okay he's text he's texting me right now oh what's he saying
00:32:02.160 he i'm getting him a contract for a deal and he said what's popping and i said
00:32:06.300 oh brand new whip oh good he said nice job man rap good for you uh this this kid's out of 0.99
00:32:12.140 fucking control this kid's out of control why is he out of control i mean good lord with the twitter 0.98
00:32:16.620 and the austin mcbrooms closet and the and the and the i started content houses and no i saw that i 0.99
00:32:24.380 mean he is just he so he he sort of did there was supposedly the people you know well there was
00:32:34.420 there was he wasn't the first one i think he i think he did it the most successfully to a point
00:32:40.240 where people realized this is probably a model model that could be recreated and also i think
00:32:45.880 he differed in um saying he started content houses because he signed the talent in there
00:32:53.660 so it was almost like a biz a business the other ones were more just like a bunch of cool people
00:32:57.940 living in the same just just hanging out being being lads yeah you know what i'm saying yeah
00:33:01.820 yeah real world yeah but yo besides besides all the the chirping that's going on he's uh
00:33:08.180 he's looking so sharp i don't know if you've i don't know if you've seen him lately but
00:33:12.840 he's looking strong he's looking fast his fight's uh november 28th so he's massive he's beefy in 12
00:33:18.980 dude he's bigger than me he's 10 pounds bigger than he's huge but yet still somehow he couldn't
00:33:24.960 use his own body for the promotional image why why did he do this triller made a cartoon image
00:33:31.240 of jake and they just used my body and just put his head on it that's funny yeah because he don't 0.87
00:33:36.580 have abs he does now he does yes holy shit oh my god they did take your body so that's what i just 0.97
00:33:45.080 said no but i thought you were just bullshitting but that's like legit like that is that's my 0.98
00:33:49.940 body that is wait a second zoom in on the eyes no no that's that's his face on your side no on 0.78
00:33:56.640 your side did you steal his eyes oh just sound asleep i got eyes jake looking like full greg 0.66
00:34:03.560 paul here like aged like like like 90 years old he looks like he's sucking on something sour he 0.83
00:34:10.060 He looks like he sneezed into a bowl of baby powder. 1.00
00:34:14.260 And the baby powder just coated his fucking face. 1.00
00:34:19.040 Why'd they do my mans like that with the cocaine nose, bro? 1.00
00:34:22.740 Yo, but I will say the closer we're getting to this fight
00:34:24.760 and I see these videos on Instagram of my brother 0.95
00:34:26.860 just knocking people the fuck out. 0.83
00:34:29.660 Yeah, but I said this, yo. 0.96
00:34:30.820 Are they scrubs?
00:34:31.820 It's so hard to say.
00:34:33.020 I'd assume no.
00:34:34.160 Like, he's at a level where you don't need to get that confidence boosted.
00:34:38.080 I know the kid
00:34:39.880 you said the other day 1.00
00:34:41.560 when you got paparazzi'd over the Floyd shit 1.00
00:34:44.440 that you've been beating your brother's ass 1.00
00:34:46.080 for free for years 1.00
00:34:46.840 personally I don't know that you still could beat his ass 1.00
00:34:49.920 I'm just going to lay that claim right fucking now 0.99
00:34:52.240 sure well that's what the people are saying 0.97
00:34:53.880 maybe down the line it's
00:34:55.260 Logan Paul vs Jake Paul fight 0.81
00:34:57.020 which would be fucking crazy 0.99
00:34:58.400 but we're focusing on other shit right now 0.99
00:35:00.280 I will say this 0.96
00:35:01.540 Jake's fight 12 days away
00:35:02.720 against Nate Robinson
00:35:04.540 I have a lot of respect for Nate
00:35:08.060 i'm gonna say that right here right now i have a lot of respect for this guy he's approaching the
00:35:13.580 fight with such humility and um it looks like just excitement to get in the ring and test his ability
00:35:22.140 but i am extremely worried for him i i don't think uh he'll make it past the first round
00:35:30.800 i can say that confidently quote me remember this moment i i just don't i'll bet you yeah i was
00:35:37.840 gonna say i already i already put a lot of money on jake i put a lot of money on jake and he tried
00:35:42.820 to take it back and you couldn't i tried to take it back because i wanted to buy more pokemon
00:35:46.160 dude when i saw him sitting at the pool like this he's like i go what he goes yeah i just put this
00:35:51.520 amount of money on jake i go are you stressed you're gonna lose it he goes no no no he's gonna
00:35:55.120 win he's gonna win but these pokey boxes man i really want another one because i'm running out
00:36:00.780 of capital to buy pokemon cards that's all right like a crackhead underneath the highway yeah dude 1.00
00:36:05.980 I'll suck your dick for another box. 1.00
00:36:07.960 I would. 1.00
00:36:08.840 What do I got to do for another charge?
00:36:10.220 I would. 1.00
00:36:10.620 If someone said, suck my dick for this first edition. 1.00
00:36:14.400 Wow. 1.00
00:36:14.920 Wait, are you putting that out in the universe?
00:36:16.300 Because there's somebody with a first edition box watching this right now.
00:36:18.980 I wouldn't.
00:36:19.380 I guess now that it became like sort of like a real conversation, I wouldn't.
00:36:22.200 It wouldn't be the first time.
00:36:23.760 Two Pokemon.
00:36:25.220 Two boxes.
00:36:28.240 You might catch me on Twitter again. 1.00
00:36:30.420 Sucking a dick upside down. 1.00
00:36:31.800 This 2020 Logan Paul. 1.00
00:36:33.420 I just got the vision of Logan just
00:36:35.460 sitting in the middle of a field wearing a dress 1.00
00:36:37.480 sucking someone's dick for 1.00
00:36:39.500 Pokemon cards. Can't comment on that one. 1.00
00:36:41.680 See, now I disagree with Mike on that
00:36:43.660 statement. You're making us look bad. We should
00:36:45.500 probably cut that one. No, no, it stays in
00:36:47.200 but I'd still be a fucking man about it. 1.00
00:36:50.020 You'd just be sucking... 1.00
00:36:51.500 It's nothing wrong with sucking a dick 1.00
00:36:53.520 like a man. No one said 1.00
00:36:55.460 there was anything wrong with it. It's just a vision
00:36:57.380 that popped in my head. Just be a fucking man about it. 1.00
00:36:59.960 I can't comment. This is such a 1.00
00:37:01.460 dangerous zone. Listen, here's what I'll say
00:37:03.520 to you. I'm going to bring my dog on.
00:37:05.040 From now on, for parts
00:37:06.940 that you can't comment on, just don't say anything.
00:37:09.300 He goes out of his way to tell us that he can't
00:37:10.940 comment. But, yeah, man, it's going to
00:37:12.960 be interesting
00:37:14.940 to see the athlete, the super athlete
00:37:16.960 versus the kid who's been boxing
00:37:18.320 for three years. 0.99
00:37:20.980 I mean, that's one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen in my fucking life. 0.99
00:37:24.440 He's pretty cute. 0.99
00:37:25.760 Look at that dog.
00:37:26.980 I just wanted to let you guys know you guys are my dogs.
00:37:28.960 why don't you sit the next couple plays
00:37:32.300 hello
00:37:32.500 what kind of dog is that
00:37:35.880 it's a golden doodle
00:37:36.600 I got him for our anniversary
00:37:38.220 just to seal the deal
00:37:39.180 so she can't ever leave me
00:37:40.240 nice
00:37:40.900 and what's his name again
00:37:42.020 his name's
00:37:42.540 he's gonna leave you with the dog
00:37:43.660 oh can't
00:37:44.540 under contract
00:37:45.480 really
00:37:46.220 oh you guys signed a contract
00:37:48.560 yeah team 10
00:37:49.000 it's team 11 now
00:37:49.820 so she can't leave me at all
00:37:51.020 what's his name
00:37:51.620 Tommy
00:37:52.360 but I'm gonna be honest with you
00:37:53.480 named after Thomas from
00:37:54.460 Thomas Petrou from the
00:37:55.760 no Thomas the Tank Engine
00:37:57.120 oh Thomas the Tank Engine
00:37:58.820 Very nice
00:37:59.360 He is scared
00:38:02.620 He's a little timid of an animal 0.99
00:38:04.880 Guys I've been sitting here with my balls clenched 0.99
00:38:06.840 For about 28 minutes now 1.00
00:38:09.120 Waiting to talk about this McBroom shit 1.00
00:38:10.560 Alright we'll do it because we're talking about boxing 1.00
00:38:12.360 What the fuck is going on with this guy? 0.97
00:38:13.840 What's he doing? 0.99
00:38:15.100 Austin McBroom posted a series of
00:38:17.740 Instagram stories
00:38:19.980 Not only calling out
00:38:21.460 People to box
00:38:23.420 But directly calling out Logan, Jake and Bryce Hall
00:38:26.200 calling them
00:38:29.020 calling them ducks
00:38:30.240 he called me a duck
00:38:31.960 what do I do
00:38:33.600 I don't know how to handle this
00:38:36.760 because I've never been insulted in that way
00:38:38.920 like just a farm animal
00:38:40.400 here's the thing man
00:38:42.560 Austin's got great hair
00:38:45.960 I've seen him a million times
00:38:47.680 he gets out the orange Lambo
00:38:49.400 with the hair with the curls
00:38:50.860 and the kids he got those kids
00:38:52.120 he's got kids he's a great family man
00:38:54.200 but he never struck me as the kind of guy
00:38:57.220 that was going to throw bows dude
00:38:58.940 or hands at all which is why he travels
00:39:01.120 with those large security men everywhere
00:39:02.840 a lot of them so many and so it's just my 0.99
00:39:04.740 question on this is what the fuck 0.99
00:39:07.280 is going on here dude and is he 0.99
00:39:09.060 really coming for
00:39:11.000 my team right now bro and I speak
00:39:12.900 I'm speaking about you is this real
00:39:14.900 I don't know
00:39:16.740 it's a good
00:39:18.800 it's a good play to get some attention
00:39:20.900 quickly and
00:39:22.980 because he did he called out uh bryce hall he called out me and jake and he made a comment 0.94
00:39:28.620 some shit like yo y'all are acting like vets you know you've only been boxing like two or three 0.77
00:39:34.280 years i've been an athlete my whole life like we it's the same story which i did i did slightly 0.98
00:39:38.940 agree with that point slightly because i think agree agree but compared to austin yeah we're 0.79
00:39:45.380 fucking vets yeah yes we're fucking vets that's a good point if you have zero days in the ring 0.94
00:39:50.400 then you are then compared to austin we're fucking vets put respect respect on boxing and uh in the 0.99
00:39:56.960 scope of boxing no fucking way both of us we're not even close to being veterans not even a 0.92
00:40:01.840 conversation but compared to austin i just am confused what his motives were here i thought 0.86
00:40:07.080 it was a joke at first and jake started chirping back about katherine austin's wife being in his
00:40:11.940 dms and katherine said you'll delete the story like what's going on here we know too much
00:40:18.380 it's a dangerous game for austin it's a very dangerous game because it's so much more
00:40:24.480 than just the fight there's there's a lot of chirping there's a lot that gets exposed
00:40:30.380 if you have something in your life that hasn't come out yet trust it'll come out in the press
00:40:33.680 conferences um my advice to austin i don't know if you're serious i'd say stick to making juice
00:40:38.680 you're doing good with the family channel boxing it i don't think it'd suit you um unless unless
00:40:46.200 you're really down
00:40:47.380 he says he has 5 mil
00:40:49.260 yeah that was something that stuck out to me too
00:40:51.280 yeah he said he had 5 mil to someone who could box him
00:40:53.140 look I'll take the 5 mil
00:40:54.480 I commented I said I'll do it
00:40:56.040 I'll do it with one arm behind my back 0.88
00:40:58.120 I'd beat him with one arm behind my back 0.98
00:40:59.660 you choose the arm 0.99
00:41:00.580 I would hope you put the right behind your back
00:41:03.260 you weren't going to throw it
00:41:04.880 I'm throwing it now
00:41:07.740 I'm throwing it now
00:41:09.280 but it's tied
00:41:12.480 it's teed up
00:41:14.200 a very interesting
00:41:15.520 uh conversation for for for jake and i it just because say jake wins the nate fight
00:41:22.160 and then he calls out austin right away like that's another easy w that'll get views as well
00:41:27.540 like it's all about it's all about securing securing w's and getting viewership time for
00:41:34.880 me to time for me to go play devil's avocado for a second that man is in in has always been in good 0.83
00:41:42.380 shape he is an athlete he really is a fucking athlete you've seen him play basketball you've 0.94
00:41:47.020 seen him play a ton of different sports we'll see okay so we'll see how the basketball player 0.97
00:41:51.920 does against the boxer listen i hear you i hear you right got that guy great point great point
00:41:58.860 but i but i i think that if he were to put in now he would need three years of training and
00:42:04.580 he would need you guys to stop training for him to catch up on a on a skills-based level
00:42:09.820 unless he thinks he's just going to go in there and dog you.
00:42:13.840 It's tough, dude.
00:42:15.560 It's tough to dog a person who's boxing and not fighting,
00:42:18.700 not street fighting with big overhand punches.
00:42:21.140 If I'm boxing you tactically, like being a technician in there,
00:42:27.740 it's tough to dog a boxer, especially in a ring with gloves on.
00:42:31.280 Once again, on the devil's avocado.
00:42:33.460 That's how the boy KSI got it done.
00:42:35.420 Both fights with that overhand right.
00:42:36.940 sure but also his his boxing ability is good good good good boxing he's not a street fighter he's in
00:42:44.560 their box it's trained yep yeah dog dog is huge in that one and huge they say it's not about the
00:42:49.940 size of the dog in the fight they say it's about the size of the fight in the dog nice so that's
00:42:55.700 why i tripped at floyd mayweather because it is about the size of the dog here we go now let's
00:42:59.580 get into that important i'm 40 pounds heavier i'm half his age yeah i chirped at him a little bit
00:43:04.140 outside of a boa steakhouse we'll see how that plays out what what's the deal with that i mean
00:43:10.140 why why are you chirping at the greatest boxer in the history of the world it's a great question
00:43:15.920 uh look bro or is it just going to remain a question for now i'll say i'll say this
00:43:21.400 i'm here to entertain and put on the greatest shows you've ever seen at the highest level
00:43:28.980 Time and time and time again
00:43:30.820 And as a 25 year old
00:43:33.560 Digital based
00:43:36.260 Entertainer
00:43:38.540 Floyd Mayweather
00:43:40.700 Versus Logan Paul
00:43:41.620 Could be one of the most historical
00:43:44.640 Fights ever
00:43:45.680 Strictly because it's never been done
00:43:48.720 Before and nothing like this
00:43:50.800 Will ever happen again
00:43:52.000 I say it's the biggest fight of
00:43:54.280 2021 if it happens
00:43:57.000 Right off the bat if it happens in January
00:43:58.840 there's no bigger fight
00:43:59.620 who are they gonna
00:44:00.380 who are they gonna
00:44:01.120 who are they gonna pick
00:44:01.980 that could draw that
00:44:03.780 that could draw that level
00:44:04.760 of viewership
00:44:05.380 Fury Anthony Joshua
00:44:06.600 Fury Anthony Joshua
00:44:07.720 look look look
00:44:08.460 second biggest fight
00:44:09.360 totally
00:44:10.860 it's just like 1.00
00:44:11.600 people could talk shit 0.99
00:44:13.760 you're gonna watch the fight 0.99
00:44:15.540 cause that's gonna be crazy
00:44:16.720 you got
00:44:17.220 you got 0.82
00:44:17.640 the 50 and 0
00:44:20.120 best of all time boxer
00:44:21.380 undefeated
00:44:22.460 versus the one defeated
00:44:23.840 the once defeated
00:44:25.780 YouTuber
00:44:27.040 who's twice his size
00:44:28.560 and half his age it's a matchup that on paper looks kind of interesting in my opinion so yeah
00:44:34.480 i tripped a little bit also i told you this i said uh hey dangerous waters you're kind of going on
00:44:39.920 but also also like dude if you won can you imagine oh my god if you won they'd have to make a movie
00:44:47.740 no one's no one's considering no one no one's considering i mean i'm not gonna say i'm gonna
00:44:51.800 I'm going to go put my money on you.
00:44:52.960 No.
00:44:53.640 If it's an exhibition, what does that change for his mind?
00:44:56.420 If it's an exhibition?
00:44:58.160 Who knows?
00:44:59.240 I don't know.
00:44:59.960 I don't know.
00:45:01.960 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:02.420 He's big into the exhibition fights.
00:45:03.800 He made a comment like this.
00:45:05.260 They're big money.
00:45:05.580 He made a comment like this.
00:45:06.280 Yo, if I like boxing and I want to go basically spar someone for some cash, 0.98
00:45:09.960 why not fucking do it? 0.98
00:45:11.300 It'll be a great show, obviously. 1.00
00:45:13.160 I'll train my fucking ass off. 0.99
00:45:14.980 And I really do believe if I connect with the right punch 0.99
00:45:18.640 and you can't tell me it's impossible,
00:45:20.240 it'll be game over
00:45:22.960 yeah I agree with that
00:45:26.980 but I also
00:45:28.140 it's a fight 0.97
00:45:29.640 anything can fucking happen 0.95
00:45:32.540 and if there was a year 0.99
00:45:34.040 where some crazy shit like a 0.99
00:45:36.060 Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather upset 0.99
00:45:38.060 happens
00:45:38.720 it'd be 2020
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00:46:29.440 to get 20 off your raycons buyraycon.com slash logan back to the program talk about fast food
00:46:36.120 dude barstool posted this and it upsets me we did the we did the boxing for a little while now which
00:46:41.460 obviously i'm not very skilled at but this is my this is my turf okay here we are when people talk 0.82
00:46:45.820 about this kind of shit i haven't even seen this map yet i'm gonna i'm gonna look at it right now
00:46:50.020 and i'm gonna make some i'm gonna make some chatter america's favorite food chains based 0.89
00:46:53.600 on 2020 data from the public information and statistics society barstool posted this and
00:46:58.820 went state by state and rated the most popular fast food mike do you have any initial thoughts
00:47:04.540 right off the bat you went and made a decision that the pizza capital of the world connecticut 1.00
00:47:11.660 was going to be represented by papa fucking john's you scumbag fucks how dare you how 1.00
00:47:18.700 dare you do that papa and then yes dylan great point sparrow for new york which by the way 1.00
00:47:25.400 okay fair enough fast food i get it but it's just it's upsetting okay sparrow sparrow on the other
00:47:32.400 hand long day of shopping on hot topic no place i'd rather be no place i'd rather be than getting
00:47:37.440 A slice from Sparrow
00:47:38.380 The Sicilian
00:47:38.980 The thick one
00:47:39.560 Yeah
00:47:39.780 Okay what else we got here
00:47:41.180 Chuck
00:47:41.520 Chuck
00:47:41.820 How is Chuck E. Cheese
00:47:43.040 Chuck E. Cheese
00:47:44.220 Chuck E. Cheese
00:47:44.920 In Michigan
00:47:45.640 In Michigan
00:47:47.520 Listen
00:47:48.040 How is this a thing
00:47:49.240 No let's go
00:47:49.720 Let's go
00:47:50.060 Let me take this from here
00:47:51.160 Ready 0.95
00:47:51.420 Meltys in Ohio
00:47:53.280 I've never heard of
00:47:56.120 Yeah
00:47:56.400 Yeah this is a mess
00:47:57.480 What's a mess
00:47:58.920 What's Arizona
00:47:59.640 It's probably In-N-Out
00:48:01.440 I'd say it's In-N-Out
00:48:02.320 Why 1.00
00:48:02.740 That's actually pretty accurate
00:48:05.000 That's actually a very good
00:48:06.340 Okay
00:48:07.300 here's the deal
00:48:07.880 In-N-Out
00:48:08.340 In-N-Out
00:48:08.860 running train
00:48:09.980 on the west coast
00:48:10.820 out here
00:48:11.260 yeah wow
00:48:11.860 it is a known fact
00:48:13.780 to anyone that lives
00:48:14.480 on the west coast 1.00
00:48:15.200 that In-N-Out
00:48:15.820 is the most overrated
00:48:17.240 food establishment 1.00
00:48:18.780 in the fucking country 1.00
00:48:19.860 what is that 1.00
00:48:20.340 Dave & Buster's
00:48:21.860 I like that
00:48:23.080 I was just looking at
00:48:23.900 Dave & Buster's
00:48:24.760 for Florida
00:48:25.200 I actually like it
00:48:26.240 that makes sense 0.99
00:48:26.820 oh I fuck with 0.99
00:48:27.340 Dave & Buster's 1.00
00:48:28.380 and I like it
00:48:29.480 look at Texas
00:48:30.120 Whataburger
00:48:30.760 yeah
00:48:31.520 great choice
00:48:32.460 yeah
00:48:32.780 oh yeah
00:48:33.300 yeah for Texas
00:48:34.080 it's a great choice
00:48:34.680 big fan
00:48:35.020 it's the only place
00:48:36.380 that goes
00:48:36.720 Burger King takes Milwaukee
00:48:38.460 Amazing
00:48:40.980 It's just so fascinating to me
00:48:42.840 How did In-N-Out sneak over there?
00:48:44.980 Yeah just In-N-Out
00:48:45.620 Snuck in the middle of all the Chuck E. Cheese rampage
00:48:48.280 The only things that make sense on this entire map to me
00:48:51.100 Are the domination of the south 0.83
00:48:52.940 By Chick-fil-A
00:48:53.760 Chick-fil-A is a 10 out of 10 establishment 0.84
00:48:57.000 All chicken based eh? 0.99
00:49:00.640 Yeah
00:49:01.000 Louisiana
00:49:01.560 Chick-fil-A
00:49:02.840 Kentucky Fried Chicken
00:49:03.860 Popeyes
00:49:04.580 And Popeyes is a good establishment as well.
00:49:07.400 And then seeing the center of the map controlled by them.
00:49:13.960 This is also making me super aware 0.99
00:49:17.500 how much I don't know what these fucking states are. 0.99
00:49:22.220 Fun fact, I'd like to consider myself like semi-intelligent. 0.99
00:49:26.160 I am geographically inept.
00:49:28.560 I am so bad at geography.
00:49:31.480 What is this? 0.99
00:49:32.560 Where the fuck is Burger King? 0.99
00:49:35.140 It's in Hawaii. 0.99
00:49:36.960 Where?
00:49:37.740 It's down there.
00:49:39.220 Where?
00:49:40.000 Oh, it's in Hawaii.
00:49:41.040 Hawaii?
00:49:41.760 Hawaii. 1.00
00:49:43.320 Fucking Hawaii. 1.00
00:49:44.420 Amazing. 1.00
00:49:44.860 Listen, listen.
00:49:45.720 Nothing.
00:49:46.040 Bubble gump.
00:49:46.740 Nothing is worse on this entire map than whatever state that is next to Colorado.
00:49:51.480 What is that state there?
00:49:53.460 The Colorado?
00:49:55.020 This one?
00:49:56.640 No, no, no.
00:49:57.700 This is Colorado.
00:49:58.420 Colorado.
00:49:59.180 Rainforest Cafe.
00:49:59.840 Rainforest Cafe.
00:50:01.480 What is that?
00:50:03.100 No.
00:50:03.740 That's not Colorado.
00:50:05.460 McDonald's is Colorado.
00:50:06.340 McDonald's is Nevada.
00:50:07.180 No way.
00:50:07.540 It's Nevada.
00:50:08.020 No way.
00:50:08.520 No, Nevada is next.
00:50:09.540 No way.
00:50:10.340 Nevada is in Florida.
00:50:11.600 Guys, we are never going on Rogan now.
00:50:14.880 This is a disaster.
00:50:15.800 I was right.
00:50:16.400 This is Nevada.
00:50:16.720 Sorry, sorry.
00:50:17.240 I was right.
00:50:17.820 Yes, good call.
00:50:18.600 Utah.
00:50:19.360 No, Rayforst Cafe is Colorado.
00:50:21.220 Yes.
00:50:21.540 Yes, right.
00:50:23.280 Good job.
00:50:23.800 We're going on Rogan.
00:50:24.880 We're going on Rogan.
00:50:25.780 He'll take it. 1.00
00:50:26.300 What about West Virginia next to the McDonald's over there, the black one? 1.00
00:50:30.680 Bojangles. 0.99
00:50:31.420 Oh, this one?
00:50:33.040 Skyline?
00:50:33.640 Skyline, yeah.
00:50:34.460 What is that?
00:50:35.460 Yeah.
00:50:36.660 How is Chuck E. Cheese running numbers like this?
00:50:39.040 I don't know. 1.00
00:50:39.380 They got to double check their shit. 1.00
00:50:41.240 Well, hold on a sec. 1.00
00:50:42.320 Let's talk about Chuck E. Cheese for a second.
00:50:44.860 How many of those locations up there have a ball pit?
00:50:47.520 That's got to boost their equity.
00:50:49.340 Aren't those not allowed anymore?
00:50:50.980 Oh, because of COVID?
00:50:51.840 No, because of needles.
00:50:53.340 How did you say COVID?
00:50:54.480 Hyperdermic needles.
00:50:55.560 COVID?
00:50:56.040 I'm just throwing needles. 1.00
00:50:58.200 It sounded Persian. 1.00
00:50:59.580 It's what's COVID?
00:51:00.120 i'll throw a little twist on things occasionally wait so uh needles you say huh what else you got
00:51:06.180 here's here's something so cool all right i want to i want to nail this segment okay because this
00:51:14.240 is so cool to me all right the other day on impulsive we were talking about daily vlogging
00:51:22.420 and posting daily content and creator burnout and i spoke a bit hastily and i i made some errors
00:51:30.700 there are there are some channels doing daily content which by the way shout out to them in
00:51:35.240 the middle of covid oh yeah it's incredible a couple people calling out yeah well also i said
00:51:39.600 that with absolutely no knowledge of of them to me right i i just didn't i haven't seen on like a
00:51:45.760 a massive level but i looked into it because i saw some comments as well and i had been aware
00:51:52.920 of this channel that has been going on for about a year now called unis honest yeah have either of
00:52:02.240 you heard about this one more time unis honest is that german it could also be pronounced anus
00:52:07.840 anus i think or if you're in southern latvia wayness anus it's gonna sound strange but i
00:52:13.980 think i saw them trending on pornhub the other day yeah that does sound strange yeah they were 0.58
00:52:19.940 trending on youtube they were trending on youtube check this out unis honest these two guys mark
00:52:26.760 and ethan they made a channel that means one year in november 13th of 2019 they created this channel
00:52:34.480 with the promise that they would create a piece of daily content every day for 365 days
00:52:42.740 and then after that year is over quit delete the channel i love it i love it delete the channel
00:52:51.440 so they did and it was a departure from their normal content uh in that they just were experimenting
00:52:57.820 and trying to live life to the fullest because as we know time is finite and these guys put that to
00:53:03.880 the test they sat down and waited until that last second when 1.5 million people were watching their
00:53:11.880 final live stream their final video on the channel before they deleted it they're i believe blocking
00:53:19.460 or not allowing uploads or uh videos to be re-uploaded it's gone forever if you missed it
00:53:27.020 you missed it and it's a fascinating commentary on both humanity and self in mark's uh mark
00:53:38.540 players post-mortem video he called it i'd love to have these guys talk talk about this on impulsive
00:53:43.460 because i don't think i don't think a wave has been paved like this or we've seen anything this
00:53:47.520 innovative on youtube in so long this is the coolest thing to me but he said i firmly believe
00:53:53.000 that the entirety of what something is cannot be truly appreciated until it ends and he's so right
00:54:01.020 and i'm here to ask why we've taught we don't know what you have until it's gone
00:54:08.960 we've we've talked about this a lot of times with uh especially with the death of musicians
00:54:15.020 i was just gonna say so so juice world is the first thing that came into my mind juice world
00:54:19.200 pop smoke x bradley no from sublime like where would this have taken them now the part that
00:54:25.460 bothers me about this is as we know not always but people tend to get better they tend to start
00:54:35.920 learn get better get better get better evolve evolve evolve until they eventually reach their
00:54:41.900 their greatest self not always sometimes they start with a bang and then go out and fizzle out
00:54:46.860 but a lot of people start and they need to learn they need to be in the environment for a while
00:54:51.120 create create create so here's my
00:54:53.100 problem with oh by the way they weren't 0.94
00:54:54.960 trending on Pornhub it was actually anus anus 0.98
00:54:56.880 I'm sincere apologies 0.95
00:54:58.800 to everyone in the room and also to
00:55:00.780 honest onus
00:55:01.580 that joke 0.99
00:55:04.880 was ass and you know it 0.99
00:55:06.440 I think I just unplugged 1.00
00:55:12.820 everything you did I can't hear anything
00:55:14.780 I can't hear anything
00:55:15.900 where did that come from
00:55:19.440 don't take it easy
00:55:20.260 where did that come from
00:55:22.260 oh right there
00:55:24.520 do you remember when I said I wanted to nail
00:55:28.600 the segment 0.96
00:55:29.160 we just fucked everything 0.99
00:55:33.000 CJ 0.99
00:55:33.680 we love you CJ
00:55:35.540 CJ
00:55:36.780 pay attention to his cuts
00:55:38.600 the best cuts you've ever seen
00:55:40.260 here's my question
00:55:41.100 please say their name one more time for me
00:55:44.760 Mark and Ethan
00:55:45.480 the name of the channel
00:55:47.180 Unis Anas
00:55:47.800 What would Unas Anas' year two have looked like?
00:55:52.180 You can't do it.
00:55:53.820 Unas Anas, it defeats the whole purpose.
00:55:55.520 Unas Anas in Latin means one year.
00:55:57.640 Mike, Mike, Mike.
00:55:59.820 Okay, what about Unas Duas?
00:56:02.880 Which is what means two years.
00:56:05.180 They had to give everything for that year
00:56:06.700 knowing that they're not going to have one.
00:56:08.640 Ever.
00:56:09.660 It's such a fascinating kind of thing.
00:56:11.500 Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.
00:56:12.600 Do they hypnotize people?
00:56:13.260 No, so they're like, they're, I will say this.
00:56:16.020 i i watched a few videos and mark and ethan both said it in their post-mortem video like people
00:56:23.600 didn't get it and i was one of those people like i didn't understand i saw unis honest and i was
00:56:29.180 like what is happening here and i watched a few of the videos and i didn't really understand and
00:56:33.680 then it ended and maybe i'm one of the more like simpletons but then it ended and then i appreciated
00:56:39.660 it for what it was and i'm talking about it now like i got i got caught in exactly what they're
00:56:44.000 trying to prove marketing is it marketing okay here's something now now i'm not saying i'm not
00:56:51.360 saying for them but here's something i can't tell you what it is what it does or why it matters 0.97
00:56:59.460 you look at it and you're like why the fuck would i give a shit about what you're saying to me right 0.86
00:57:04.580 now now i look at you and i say here's something i can't tell you what it is why it exists or why 0.97
00:57:10.760 matters but it's going to be gone in 30 seconds oh give me that that's exactly right you give me
00:57:17.020 that right now it's the human condition to to this this is marketing 101 it's something called
00:57:23.720 urgency you need to provide urgency to the consumer that's why sales are labor day weekend
00:57:32.940 sales once sunday comes and goes if you haven't gotten your 20 off your love sack couch that deal
00:57:38.960 is now gone got it all right so guys out there that are the one pump nuts i feel a joke you got
00:57:46.100 it you got to prep it you know it's all about marketing say it's here now but it won't be in
00:57:50.960 a few minutes that's appreciated genius and then we're like ah wasn't it great but okay but wasn't
00:57:58.120 it great but you tell me because you consume some of the content that's great content too right or
00:58:03.380 what uh or is it not uh i felt like it was for a very specific audience yeah um that was what
00:58:12.660 i thought was interesting about it like i said i tried granted i'm also so bad at watching content
00:58:18.220 some of the greatest creators like some of your favorite people i cannot watch the point at me
00:58:23.220 like i can never watch no no i'm not good at consuming and and and some of the content yeah
00:58:29.460 absolutely slayed they had 365 videos like it was it was awesome but the majority of it like
00:58:34.260 again i just i i didn't hop on the train and now i feel stupid i wish i would have appreciated what 0.84
00:58:41.480 they were doing i feel so dumb do you feel do you feel kind of like saddened by yes yes because
00:58:47.000 they were the bro they're both like narrative and like theatrical like geniuses in a way like dude
00:58:54.660 they made merchandise right everything about this channel is gone you can probably find some clips
00:59:00.200 but the channel's gone they're both back on their own channels but they made merchandise and sold
00:59:04.660 the merchandise throughout the year that's like kind of the only thing that's left and if you have
00:59:08.960 an awayness anus piece of merch sorry how did you say at that time from southern latvia got they
00:59:15.840 pronounce it wayness anus how did they get keanu reeves involved on the right so that's mark he's
00:59:20.680 a massive youtube he got 28 million subscribers these aren't these aren't these aren't like 0.94
00:59:24.500 scrubs clearly a joke dumb i know mark very well yeah personally yes you guys get along going back
00:59:29.860 and forth yeah uh why are they standing in the twilight zone uh i think that's the whole 0.98
00:59:35.600 shtick oh oh no they said you're either an unis or an honest
00:59:41.800 oh okay i get it yeah yeah now that you've finished saying that i totally get it and i
00:59:48.900 respect it like you choose one you're either the the dark or the light like you're black or white
00:59:55.500 yin and yang you're an honest or you're an honest do they speak different languages or is it no
01:00:00.900 no they're americans and they just did things that they they hadn't done do you have a clip to give 0.88
01:00:05.460 us something it's all gone there's clips but i don't want to get i don't want to get black they 0.69
01:00:10.140 i'll give you an example right they ate uh they ate that hot chip they ate that hot chip oh so
01:00:16.700 they're doing regular things some of them some of them are some of them are like interesting
01:00:21.120 funny like different just like answering a question what would you do if you had one year
01:00:24.420 to live that's that's the question that they were trying to believe i didn't look closely
01:00:27.740 enough at that man's face and realize that it was markiplier the whole time i i uh because he got
01:00:32.520 that haircut that's embarrassing for me he's you know one of the biggest youtubers yeah yeah in
01:00:37.580 the world yeah like in the world i did not i did not notice that until i made the keanu reeves joke
01:00:41.360 and then i looked up and uh now i feel quite dumb yeah who's sorry who's the other one his name is
01:00:46.680 Ethan he has a channel called crank
01:00:49.000 gameplay okay so that one I'm not as
01:00:51.160 familiar with but Markiplier's Matt is
01:00:52.980 massive yeah
01:00:53.960 would you ever consider teaming up with a friend
01:00:57.040 of yours who has a YouTube channel for a
01:00:58.780 365 day series I thought about it
01:01:01.060 I'm not even kidding like inspired by
01:01:03.020 them I thought about every day
01:01:05.000 creating a crazy 1.00
01:01:07.140 fucking video in the vein of 1.00
01:01:08.700 Unus Anus 0.99
01:01:10.100 because Ethan made a comment I watched his video too
01:01:12.920 and he said he said
01:01:14.560 I don't think it can ever be done again
01:01:16.860 and that was the one thing in the video that I was like
01:01:18.980 or could it?
01:01:22.800 Because you guys started something that's absolutely 0.93
01:01:25.160 incredible or maybe it fucking can't 0.85
01:01:27.360 and these are the only two people that could have pulled 1.00
01:01:29.100 some shit off like this 0.99
01:01:30.200 Yeah but balls would be if you had no following 1.00
01:01:32.680 and you tried to launch that. They already have 8 million followers 0.80
01:01:34.940 No that's the point
01:01:35.820 Markiplier has 28 million
01:01:38.840 on the channel
01:01:39.440 I'm not as impressed now
01:01:43.200 I might try that same tactic with my breakup video.
01:01:46.120 Yeah, I think that's more common in general, sure.
01:01:48.220 Yep, yep, yep.
01:01:48.860 They painted each other nude.
01:01:50.520 Everybody just skipped it.
01:01:51.480 They produced unholy water.
01:01:54.220 That was something they did.
01:01:57.020 Just fascinating, man.
01:01:58.220 So cool, so cool.
01:02:00.280 Good for them.
01:02:01.580 Just paving the way on YouTube.
01:02:05.380 On a disappearing road.
01:02:08.120 Yep.
01:02:08.620 That you now can't drive on.
01:02:10.120 Yep.
01:02:10.360 Because it's gone forever.
01:02:13.200 dude ever since you pulled the plug my headphones have been weird i just wish i had some type of
01:02:17.600 headphones question for you ever think to yourself maybe it's not the headphones that
01:02:20.820 got weird it's it's you i was leading into the to the oh yeah speaking of that
01:02:25.420 we could throw it in there if we want uh which i mean how long we've been going
01:02:31.100 uh all right we're good yeah what do you got oh i mean we can end it oh you want to
01:02:38.200 Unless y'all got something else.
01:02:41.800 You have a what?
01:02:44.220 What's the Snapple fact?
01:02:46.780 Oh, yeah.
01:02:47.480 Oh, on the top of the Snapple cap?
01:02:49.560 I guess we'll never know.
01:02:52.120 The fact is, my woman can't throw.
01:02:54.580 We got a Snapple fact.
01:02:56.180 Okay, check us out.
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01:03:10.320 They exit your body or something
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