Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E239 Logan Paul Criticizes Jake Paul’s Vicious Nate Robinson KO

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00:02:12.300 Jose, we played poker together.

00:02:16.120 We mean Logan Brothers.

00:02:18.780 So obviously I couldn't let this slide. 0.99

00:02:21.140 What the f*** is my ex-girlfriend's dad? 0.99

00:02:23.560 I said, no problem. 0.99

00:02:24.360 I love smashing Cansecos.

00:02:25.500 No!

00:02:29.320 When he boxes

00:02:37.460 He gets hangry when he's hungry

00:02:38.740 He gets hangry when he's hungry 0.85

00:02:40.100 He's horny and hungry

00:02:41.720 Because he's single

00:02:42.600 And now 0.98

00:02:43.320 And that's when he chokes

00:02:44.020 What? 0.98

00:02:45.180 Okay well we had an intro

00:02:46.360 Congratulations

00:02:47.020 You can't say that without any context

00:02:47.580 Oh because they haven't watched the podcast yet

00:02:50.620 Yeah the Belle Delphine episode

00:02:52.000 Coming out next week

00:02:52.720 That we just had

00:02:53.340 That you didn't even reference

00:02:54.360 And then you just made a choking joke

00:02:55.540 Are we rolling? 1.00

00:02:56.880 I hate this shit 1.00

00:02:57.800 Shut up 1.00

00:02:58.100 Welcome back to Impulsive 0.99

00:02:58.940 Of the number one podcast in the world

00:03:00.580 Thanks for listening, watching, subscribing

00:03:02.340 And thank you to George

00:03:03.680 For always putting the spoke in our intro wheel

00:03:07.620 And now you're hitting the bong?

00:03:10.540 Hitting the bong on live television?

00:03:12.340 Georgie, Georgie

00:03:13.260 What a weekend

00:03:14.340 Lots of unpacked

00:03:15.460 What a weekend

00:03:16.300 Lots of unpacked

00:03:17.860 It's one of those things where

00:03:19.980 I can't fathom

00:03:22.160 I can't fathom the unfathomable

00:03:24.340 It's okay, try again

00:03:26.060 I can't fathom the unfathomable

00:03:28.600 Nice

00:03:29.160 Now just

00:03:30.060 My brother

00:03:30.820 In a massive

00:03:32.740 Massive way

00:03:33.700 Knocked out

00:03:35.080 NBA

00:03:35.560 Person

00:03:37.020 Nate Robinson

00:03:38.200 What do you say now

00:03:40.520 NBA what

00:03:41.220 NBA what

00:03:42.160 I feel bad

00:03:43.020 I feel bad

00:03:43.680 Because this

00:03:44.180 Super

00:03:44.720 Super athlete

00:03:46.320 Ex NBA star

00:03:48.000 Retired athlete

00:03:49.580 Came in to

00:03:50.740 To box Jake

00:03:51.880 And he started it

00:03:52.780 I think

00:03:53.220 I think he called Jake out

00:03:54.280 Started chirping

00:03:54.840 And you know

00:03:56.180 Swore he was gonna 0.91

00:03:57.180 Put the hands on him

00:03:58.140 and got knocked out in one of the most vicious ways probably in 2020.

00:04:04.540 I can't believe it.

00:04:05.680 Demolished.

00:04:06.200 I can't believe it.

00:04:07.220 Made every other YouTube, boxing, knockdown, shot, punch look like a child's play.

00:04:14.180 Didn't matter.

00:04:15.240 Jake came on the show and told us that he was going to bounce Nate off the canvas like a basketball.

00:04:20.320 He told him.

00:04:21.300 He said.

00:04:21.760 And he did that. 1.00

00:04:22.140 I mean, his body hit the ground and bounced up like some sort of limp human penis. 0.99

00:04:31.540 Just hitting the ground, a flaccid, decomposing body on the ground. 0.97

00:04:36.660 I've never seen something so violent and visceral in a boxing ring before.

00:04:41.060 Deepest thoughts is when you're brushing your teeth at night. 1.00

00:04:43.060 And I kept replaying this shit in my head. 0.99

00:04:44.980 And I leaned over and I was like, okay, if I just let my body just fucking hit the ground from this angle, 1.00

00:04:50.760 That shit will fucking hurt 0.99

00:04:52.620 No because he was out 1.00

00:04:53.800 The moment Jake made contact with his butt 0.99

00:04:56.800 And so you go to the ground slumped 0.99

00:04:59.060 He stayed slumped for 2-3 minutes

00:05:00.760 It's like one of those knockouts where you're like

00:05:02.360 Is he alive?

00:05:03.360 It was one of those knockouts

00:05:04.740 I literally was standing there

00:05:05.860 I'm like

00:05:06.080 My brother just killed the man

00:05:08.620 And he told us he was going to do it

00:05:10.800 I was going to tweet before the fight

00:05:13.700 Y'all about to witness a murder

00:05:15.020 But I didn't

00:05:16.220 Because I didn't want to put that energy out there

00:05:17.680 But the after effect

00:05:20.380 of this boxing match is insane my brother overnight almost because of the way in which

00:05:28.560 he performed has become probably probably one of the most paid prize fighters on the planet

00:05:35.560 hold on now what's that probably one of the most highest paid prize fighters on the planet think

00:05:40.720 about it think about how many people are going to tune in what do you do his next fight to watch 0.90

00:05:44.920 Let's Jake either get knocked the fuck out or watch him try to do it again.

00:05:49.940 Well, the highest paid prize fighters on the planet make, what, 50 to 75 million a fight? 0.99

00:05:55.020 Well, what's a prize fighter?

00:05:56.340 Well, that's what I'm asking you.

00:05:57.300 That's what I'm asking you right now.

00:05:58.560 What do you consider?

00:05:59.420 I'd say Jake Paul's a prize fighter.

00:06:01.160 I would.

00:06:01.680 But how can he be one of the highest paid prize fighters if he's not making what the highest paid prize fighters make?

00:06:07.080 Because I'm asking you who's the highest paid prize fighter, Mike.

00:06:09.600 Go ahead.

00:06:09.900 Go ahead.

00:06:10.260 Say it, Ian.

00:06:10.660 What would it be like?

00:06:11.320 Oh, you mean the boxers?

00:06:12.400 The boxer of boxers

00:06:13.740 Whose career is dedicated to being a boxer

00:06:15.480 A prize fighter, Mike

00:06:17.480 What does that mean?

00:06:18.360 You go and you put on a show

00:06:19.520 It's an exhibition match

00:06:20.860 Slash real match

00:06:21.820 No, Jeff's saying

00:06:22.380 The heavy boxers are prize fighters as well

00:06:24.440 I'm sorry

00:06:25.140 I'm just having a little trouble

00:06:25.880 Go ahead

00:06:26.640 Go ahead 1.00

00:06:27.280 No, no, fuck you 1.00

00:06:28.220 Yeah, you're right 1.00

00:06:28.660 Jake and shit 1.00

00:06:29.200 Yeah, yeah, go for it 0.99

00:06:30.060 That's not what I'm fucking saying 0.96

00:06:31.180 It is what you're saying 1.00

00:06:31.900 Fuck you 1.00

00:06:32.580 I'm saying he did a great job 1.00

00:06:34.160 And his stock went up

00:06:36.000 His stock went up, dude

00:06:37.200 After the fight

00:06:37.840 Floyd McGregor, Jake

00:06:38.540 What are you saying?

00:06:40.920 Okay, go on

00:06:41.720 There's no way a Paul brother would fight someone like Floyd Mayweather, right?

00:06:51.960 All right, go on.

00:06:52.640 No, but poor Nate Robinson.

00:06:54.160 You know why it was so bad?

00:06:56.340 You know why?

00:06:57.000 The memes. 1.00

00:06:57.740 The fucking ref. 1.00

00:06:59.120 Oh. 1.00

00:06:59.580 The ref.

00:07:00.360 I'm telling you.

00:07:01.000 Should he have stopped it?

00:07:01.500 He should have stopped it after the first knockdown.

00:07:04.120 I rewatched the fight, and even when it happened, I was like, oh, he's out.

00:07:07.420 So he got hit in the back of the head.

00:07:08.560 This spot will make you go dark for a second.

00:07:10.600 you go dark for a second you forget where you are and you come to but the ref counted like this one

00:07:15.680 two two and a half three so slow then when he got up he gave him an extra 10 seconds it should

00:07:22.460 have stopped there you could see in nate's face there was no coming back and then he got knocked

00:07:27.120 down a second time again man having to having to get up from that nate's nate's tough for doing it

00:07:33.720 but you should have stayed down because having been that delirious in that state being knocked

00:07:39.020 down twice probably not really knowing maybe where he was or the technique that he was going to try

00:07:44.780 to use in the in the next 15 seconds because that final knockdown jake threw a combination got him

00:07:50.300 right on the button and the man i mean look at the memes i've never seen anything like it in my life

00:07:54.880 i've never seen anything like it in my are you kidding me the poor guy nba there's a nate

00:08:00.040 robinson is a hashtag nate robinson challenge people just laying on the ground look at nate

00:08:04.680 robinson november 28th 22 that was him look at this page 379 on porthug my meat oh no

00:08:13.560 michael jordan crying he never saw it coming he never saw it coming and then this one

00:08:20.560 the toys in toy story when they hear andy coming in the room oh no it's like you're woody and nate

00:08:27.020 No Simba

00:08:30.840 That's the best one 1.00

00:08:31.900 Dad no

00:08:33.840 We've talked about it

00:08:35.020 Us YouTube boxers

00:08:36.160 I'm gonna turn you into a meme

00:08:38.260 But it didn't happen with any of us

00:08:41.660 Poor Nate

00:08:43.020 He actually got memed

00:08:44.520 He got memed

00:08:45.120 He got memed hard

00:08:45.980 And all the celebrities man

00:08:47.180 Steph Curry was chirping at him

00:08:49.120 Snoop Dogg's reaction when he got knocked

00:08:51.460 He went oh lord

00:08:52.860 Steph Curry's reaction

00:08:53.760 Have mercy

00:08:54.500 Steph Curry's reaction was hilarious

00:08:57.100 He said, Nate Robinson said, I'm going to shock the world.

00:09:02.500 Steph Curry said, I see no lies.

00:09:06.000 So where do you go from here?

00:09:07.220 Because this super athlete, right?

00:09:09.280 Three-time NBA dunk championship.

00:09:11.580 Guy who played basketball.

00:09:12.880 Great.

00:09:13.660 Has been reduced to being that dude who got dropped by a YouTuber.

00:09:20.260 Where do you go from here?

00:09:21.360 I wish everybody kind of saw it the way Bell did.

00:09:23.640 we were at home

00:09:24.800 and I was like

00:09:25.700 man this is gonna be

00:09:26.280 really bad for him

00:09:27.040 on Twitter for a bit

00:09:27.780 and she goes

00:09:28.900 no I don't think so

00:09:29.580 and I go 0.97

00:09:29.920 are you crazy 0.99

00:09:31.320 did you not see 0.99

00:09:32.040 what I saw today

00:09:32.700 and she just goes

00:09:34.360 well no I saw a man

00:09:35.760 who was confident enough

00:09:36.640 to get into the ring

00:09:38.140 and it just didn't

00:09:38.780 work out for him

00:09:39.380 that's all I saw

00:09:40.140 dude this is like

00:09:41.600 the ninth episode

00:09:42.720 it's my dad

00:09:43.180 he calls me

00:09:43.660 ten times a day

00:09:44.400 ten times a day

00:09:45.180 I stopped answering

00:09:45.840 sorry dad

00:09:46.300 you gotta stop calling me

00:09:47.420 you gotta come up

00:09:47.820 with an objective

00:09:48.380 or some sort of

00:09:49.060 just like why are you

00:09:49.780 calling me

00:09:50.140 make it crystal clear

00:09:50.900 and then call me

00:09:51.640 Logie

00:09:52.560 Logie Dogues

00:09:53.480 no objective every day 10 times a day it's a ranching he's bored get to work dad i'm paying

00:09:58.780 you what are you doing you calling me on the payroll get to work uh no but yeah you're right

00:10:03.440 it is it is one way to look at it right a man who was brave enough and bold enough to get in the ring

00:10:07.520 but i told her i go hey it's a different story when you chirp and you call somebody out and you

00:10:14.180 deliver what you deliver like you can't call somebody out and get knocked out like that that's

00:10:19.480 that's not good. Jake tried to tell you. I tried to tell you. Anyone who knows boxing tried to

00:10:26.180 tell you. I don't care how good of an athlete you are. I don't care how many street fights

00:10:32.400 you've been in. Boxing is still very much a sport with strategy, with technique. You can work as

00:10:38.580 hard as you want, but in five months, if you've never boxed before, you're not going to be able

00:10:43.300 to pull it off on a stage that big. You're just not able to. Jake's been doing this for three

00:10:47.340 years youtuber or not that's a long people people are gonna learn you gotta stop underestimating

00:10:52.820 the kid and i think we saw it that's the lesson to be learned here like to all the athletes 0.99

00:10:57.720 i don't see him saying shit now awesome awesome broom yo where's he at he hasn't said a fucking 0.98

00:11:05.080 word after this fight why did nate robinson take this fight he he claimed that he earned over 24 0.98

00:11:11.080 million dollars in salaries during his nba career why why did he take this fight well he said he

00:11:17.080 He wanted to show the world how big of an athlete he was

00:11:20.240 and that he was conquering different –

00:11:21.780 Well, like Logan just said, there's a massive difference

00:11:25.180 in being an NBA superstar and being a boxer and being a fighter.

00:11:30.080 And I think we'll see the effects of that now.

00:11:32.420 I think because, man, people are still doubting Jake, right?

00:11:35.820 He's always been the underdog.

00:11:37.000 Even after this fight, people are like, oh, you know, he's a retired NBA star.

00:11:40.060 So slow down because we've been talking about this back and forth.

00:11:42.940 And so if you're going to – don't put the funny voices in.

00:11:45.560 Let me hit the note.

00:11:46.580 Well, how many times can you discredit the kid

00:11:48.360 before you're like, that was a great knockout?

00:11:50.420 Me and him have already talked about this this morning.

00:11:52.480 We're going to go into it right now.

00:11:54.300 This is not meant to discredit,

00:11:56.820 take anything away from Jake.

00:11:58.240 It was a great knockout.

00:12:02.440 I don't believe Jake will get the credibility he deserves

00:12:06.280 until he fights someone who,

00:12:08.640 and beats someone who offers that level of credibility.

00:12:12.480 As long as he walks into the ring,

00:12:15.360 tells the world,

00:12:16.160 yo I'm gonna knock this person out in the first round then does it because he knows that these

00:12:20.780 fighters can't hang they're not fighters they're scrubs goes in knocks them out puts on a spectacle

00:12:27.180 people are like wow that was cool he knocked that guy out he has Jake's next fight should be

00:12:34.240 against a fighter it should be against someone who has some level of fighting capability some

00:12:41.400 level of ring presence some level of ability to defend themselves counter punch do anything

00:12:46.980 any anything listen listen listen there's there's once again i'm not i don't want to

00:12:54.200 he ran towards him i don't want to please i don't want to discredit jake i know for a fact 0.52

00:12:59.480 he's an incredible fighter he busts his ass he's got a great presence in the ring he knows what 0.98

00:13:04.660 he's fucking doing but when you put a trained fighter in front of a scrub and he knocks him out 0.99

00:13:11.140 and everybody goes crazy 0.99

00:13:12.660 in the audience

00:13:13.220 and Twitter goes nuts, 1.00

00:13:14.920 what the fuck 1.00

00:13:15.700 did you expect to happen? 1.00

00:13:17.100 I put a...

00:13:17.700 After text,

00:13:19.700 like, bro,

00:13:20.200 we all knew 0.99

00:13:20.640 what was going to fucking happen. 0.99

00:13:22.180 It's just easy. 0.99

00:13:22.980 We all knew

00:13:23.400 what was going to happen

00:13:24.780 and it will continue to happen

00:13:26.820 if these athletes are like,

00:13:27.960 I'm different.

00:13:30.440 Again,

00:13:31.180 A. McBroom.

00:13:32.520 I texted A. McBroom

00:13:33.640 after the fight.

00:13:34.220 I said,

00:13:34.780 because he's been chirping

00:13:35.420 at both of us,

00:13:36.120 I said,

00:13:37.060 you going to fight

00:13:37.360 the 2-0 Paul

00:13:37.940 or the 0-1 Paul?

00:13:39.680 He sent me a gift

00:13:40.620 That went like this

00:13:41.280 So you out

00:13:42.900 You ain't gonna fight 1.00

00:13:44.300 In the fucking ring 1.00

00:13:44.940 Because no one wants 1.00

00:13:45.980 To be turned into a meme

00:13:46.900 In the way Nate Robinson was

00:13:48.040 I do agree with you

00:13:49.740 That

00:13:50.320 People will

00:13:51.760 Still attempt

00:13:52.720 To strip Jake

00:13:53.540 Of any sort of

00:13:54.420 Fighting credibility

00:13:55.140 Until he

00:13:55.760 Dismantles

00:13:56.900 Not any

00:13:57.340 A fighter

00:13:58.140 Not any

00:13:58.800 A fighter

00:13:59.260 Or someone who's been

00:14:00.620 In the ring multiple times

00:14:01.700 Not any

00:14:02.580 But

00:14:03.020 Bro it's Jake Paul

00:14:04.400 People are gonna 1.00

00:14:04.860 Chirp no matter what 1.00

00:14:06.180 And so here's the difference 1.00

00:14:07.280 But I don't wanna

00:14:07.860 No but you don't wanna 0.99

00:14:08.640 I don't wanna

00:14:10.200 look or appear as one of those people. That's not

00:14:12.160 what I'm trying to do. Like I said, he

00:14:14.000 dismantled all

00:14:16.000 three fighters. And I think Deji gave him the hardest

00:14:18.220 contest that he's had. And

00:14:19.880 by the way, like... There's only Tunchies, dude. 0.95

00:14:22.040 Don't take anything away from Deji. Deji 1.00

00:14:24.140 put on a great fight. That was a great show.

00:14:26.220 Here's the difference. Jake, that was

00:14:28.220 amateur beginner, Jake. And then

00:14:30.120 some people grow exponentially.

00:14:32.820 He's one of those people. He's one of those people. You know what I'm saying?

00:14:34.440 Michael Jordan, I was watching his documentary

00:14:36.040 and the thing I think that made

00:14:38.260 him great was his growth rate was so fast and never ending right always improving at a much

00:14:44.060 faster than anyone else i talked i talked about this in on a couple videos so far i think that

00:14:49.840 logan paul is the uber culturally relevant needle mover of a brother he this is listen you want to

00:14:58.780 look at him on from a viewership on youtube standpoint a followership standpoint an ability

00:15:02.960 to trend on Twitter standpoint.

00:15:04.260 Let's look through his past record

00:15:07.240 and call a spade a spade.

00:15:08.840 Logan is the needle mover of the two brothers.

00:15:12.280 Jeff, would you agree with that?

00:15:14.480 Do you think Jake could headline a fight?

00:15:15.780 So that's the question.

00:15:16.860 I think now he can.

00:15:17.500 Now he can.

00:15:18.000 And sell numbers like the Tyson?

00:15:20.980 Like the Tyson?

00:15:22.000 Like the Tyson?

00:15:22.880 Like on his own.

00:15:24.000 No Tyson Roy Jones.

00:15:26.580 So it's just Jake Paul.

00:15:27.700 Can he command?

00:15:29.700 If it's Jake Paul KSI.

00:15:31.220 Where I was going with this is this.

00:15:32.960 where where jake may lack a tiny amount of that kind of needle moving capability maybe or maybe 0.96

00:15:37.660 not i think he makes up for in raw talent in the ring i think jake is an actual fucking fighter 0.63

00:15:43.660 which is why i say that his next move needs to be strategic i think if he i think if he takes the 0.61

00:15:49.940 next right fight whether it be ksi which is what i think everybody wants to see in a brawler an

00:15:56.080 unconventional fighter who has proven his ability to go six rounds and not go down and leave the 0.78

00:16:00.640 fucking fight a real fighter or whether it be a combat sports veteran like dylan danis 0.94

00:16:06.200 i think what jake gains from that is he with a veteran talk okay whatever some experienced 0.98

00:16:11.960 at combat sports can i say experience you could say combat sports guy guy okay i think what jake

00:16:16.900 i think what jake gets from that fight is espn true sports credibility i believe he that is the

00:16:24.440 fight that gives jake the credibility in the sport of boxing or in combat sports that he 0.96

00:16:29.300 desperately needs I don't think anyone wants to hear shit about a Jake Paul Conor McGregor fight 0.94

00:16:35.660 right now I don't want to hear about it hold on Jake came on the show and he said himself he said 0.97

00:16:41.220 yo in 36 months well that's a big difference that's three years no that's what he said he

00:16:46.200 didn't give a timeline in his post fight speeches he said in 36 months when I continue to train and

00:16:51.300 again he'll have that exponential growth as a boxer as a combat sports athlete he'll get stronger

00:16:56.080 He'll get smarter

00:16:56.980 And guess who's going to get older

00:16:58.360 And slower

00:16:59.000 Conor 0.99

00:16:59.440 Conor fucking McGregor 1.00

00:17:00.500 So we all laugh 1.00

00:17:01.640 No I'm not laughing

00:17:02.240 It's all funny

00:17:02.920 And fun and games 0.57

00:17:03.840 And ridiculous 0.87

00:17:04.400 That he's calling out 0.51

00:17:05.080 Conor McGregor

00:17:05.720 But the kid

00:17:06.300 Is not yet seasoned

00:17:07.460 And he's going to become seasoned

00:17:08.680 I said the scariest part

00:17:09.640 About this thing

00:17:10.120 Is he's just getting started

00:17:11.320 Both of us are

00:17:12.140 Both of us are

00:17:12.900 So when he gets in the ring

00:17:13.800 With Dylan Danis 0.88

00:17:14.460 And beats the shit out of him 0.96

00:17:15.480 Which he's going to

00:17:16.900 DC Daniel Cormier

00:17:18.320 Just said

00:17:18.740 Yo Dylan's going to get beat up

00:17:19.820 Either of us

00:17:20.640 Either of us

00:17:21.420 Dylan or any MMA fighter

00:17:22.960 Who's like

00:17:23.420 I think Jake has the same amount

00:17:25.560 who wins is Dylan in the respect of sports like bro he's not even a fighter he's just a guy why

00:17:30.280 does why does a and so and so just to cap that really quick I think that and you you had put out

00:17:35.460 a Instagram story post fight that said Jake had solidified his legacy uh in the sport or in the

00:17:41.260 space as a result of this fight I believe you're one fight short I I'm what it might I was drunk 0.94

00:17:47.300 fair fair what is my opinion what is my opinion matter fuck it I'm not a boxing expert I guess 0.69

00:17:53.300 I'm talking about YouTube boxing and I'm a YouTuber,

00:17:55.320 so I guess I can talk about it.

00:17:56.600 But I personally believe that Jake's next fight,

00:18:02.260 if strategically chosen, 0.73

00:18:04.140 whether it be against the unconventional brawling style of KSI, 0.99

00:18:07.300 who has proven to be a real fucking fighter 0.89

00:18:09.480 or the combat sports experience of Dylan Danis, 0.98

00:18:12.660 a victory in that contest will solidify Jake 0.98

00:18:15.800 as a real fucking opponent in the combat sports space 0.98

00:18:18.940 that could then go and call out actual fighters. 0.99

00:18:21.400 Here's the asterisk.

00:18:22.420 Here's the rebuttal.

00:18:23.300 Most boxers

00:18:25.800 Professional boxers

00:18:27.780 Have been boxing their whole life

00:18:29.080 They've had a lot of time

00:18:30.960 To get your 100 amateur fights in

00:18:33.000 And then you turn professional

00:18:34.840 And then you pick your opponents

00:18:37.060 Smart

00:18:37.680 Get your knockouts

00:18:39.200 Fight the tomato cans 1.00

00:18:40.500 The people who suck 1.00

00:18:41.180 You build up your resume 1.00

00:18:42.320 And your roster

00:18:43.080 So you become

00:18:44.320 The prize fighter

00:18:45.440 Is that how it always goes though?

00:18:46.840 Usually

00:18:46.980 If you have a smart

00:18:48.380 If you have a smart manager

00:18:51.980 or someone guiding you like bro ryan garcia is very specific and strategic about who he's like 0.91

00:18:57.460 and he's gotten a lot of strategy he's gotten a lot of shit it's the strategy but he's still

00:19:01.240 he's taken on the fighter that he a few of them that people said oh if he beats this guy he's 0.98

00:19:06.920 legit like ryan's uh beat the stigma and he still gets shit so check it out jake was thrown into

00:19:12.600 the sport three years ago he can't just do the hundred amateur for every guy i spar like yeah 0.92

00:19:19.900 i'm a professional like i'm 12 i'm 12 and 0 right okay cool how many amateur fights you have 150 0.67

00:19:24.000 yeah are you fucking kidding me jake doesn't or myself we don't have that opportunity to 0.78

00:19:29.280 practice per se and build up that resume everyone's looking and expecting you to be at the top level 0.98

00:19:34.340 right away right no i have no problem that jake fought deji and then gib uh and then nate robinson

00:19:41.080 and he's just building up a resume and a name for himself and if he keeps this streak up he will be

00:19:46.600 Fighting for $100 million one day

00:19:48.900 Okay, so

00:19:49.800 Are you prepared to

00:19:52.640 In a sober way

00:19:54.140 Award that legacy

00:19:56.680 Level credibility

00:19:57.940 The beginning of his legacy

00:19:59.080 I will say

00:20:00.200 It's fantastic

00:20:02.180 Insane

00:20:04.120 And he clearly has the skills

00:20:07.740 I wouldn't even call them raw skills

00:20:08.860 They're refined skills

00:20:10.140 He's a boxer

00:20:11.140 I just personally think he needs to fight

00:20:13.900 And no disrespect to Deji 1.00

00:20:15.700 or or anison gibb or poor poor nate robinson i think he needs to fight a non scrub a non

00:20:23.000 not a scrub that's a bad a poor term but a not but it's not it's not not a novice fighter he

00:20:28.720 needs to fight a real fighter now let me ask you this question if if i if i or other people have

00:20:34.400 a problem with jake going uh three and oh with youtubers then pushing to conor mcgregor why is

00:20:40.000 it okay for oh one and one logan paul to fight floyd floyd mayweather and i asked you this

00:20:44.480 question with a bit of an agenda on my side i think you have already put in the uh paid your

00:20:53.540 dues in the actual fights department you've had two how many round fights with with ksi both of 0.97

00:20:58.960 them in six six rounds you've proven to be able to get through an entire fucking fight take hits 0.97

00:21:04.180 give hits against an actual show a show jake said on the show he's like why why you bro i put on a 1.00

00:21:10.360 fucking show pre during and post i'm here to clown pre i'm here to fight my fucking ass off bleed 1.00

00:21:19.340 sweat cry die in that fucking ring and then afterwards i'll tell you i sneezed three times 1.00

00:21:25.300 and you can meme that shit i'm here for all three of them and just i think the way i carry myself 0.99

00:21:31.040 maybe lends itself to a bit more like i don't know if i don't i don't know if as many people 0.97

00:21:38.180 are watching to see me get knocked out maybe in the past maybe now i don't well now i think a lot

00:21:42.400 of people like the idea of jake knocking out people and he clearly knows how to carry a show

00:21:46.200 from start to finish he did a great job he's great at he's great going and post but i think

00:21:51.140 the one speed bump that he needs to uh hurdle is this idea that when he comes to a fight he's not

00:21:57.880 going to just wreck the person in the first round like like at some point you gotta take a fight

00:22:03.040 especially if you want to step it up to a place where you're where you're calling out actual

00:22:06.460 combat sports uh people if that makes sense yeah everyone's calling everyone out now we'll see uh 0.89

00:22:11.980 we'll see who he fights next and i feel like i have to 50 times fucking preface and post fist 0.80

00:22:17.060 that whole you know statement with this kid crushed it he crushed it it was an absolutely 0.92

00:22:22.640 tremendous performance by jake paul he definitely shut a lot shut a lot of doubters up but i 0.96

00:22:28.220 personally would love to see him take a a fight a real fucking fight that he can't say yo guaranteed 0.95

00:22:33.620 He'd first round knockout or second. 0.99

00:22:35.760 You know, like, let's go six rounds.

00:22:37.480 I think you'd say that regardless.

00:22:39.600 No.

00:22:41.300 What?

00:22:42.660 What was that?

00:22:43.360 I don't know.

00:22:43.780 Dylan Danis is our producer, by the way.

00:22:47.140 All right.

00:22:47.760 So what else on that?

00:22:49.260 Nothing.

00:22:49.660 I mean, that's just fun for me.

00:22:51.500 I used to listen to WFAN as a kid, 660 in New York City.

00:22:54.960 And they had these guys, Mike and the Mad Dog.

00:22:56.640 They would argue about sports.

00:22:57.640 That's as much as I'm that's as far as I'm going to go on sports. 0.99

00:22:59.400 I don't know shit. 0.98

00:23:00.860 Everyone's calling everyone out. 0.99

00:23:02.060 man after the fight

00:23:03.520 oh oh this is great 1.00

00:23:04.980 I mean shit 1.00

00:23:05.600 oh this is great 1.00

00:23:06.280 bro

00:23:06.960 first off

00:23:07.740 I was trending on Twitter

00:23:09.160 because people are still

00:23:09.920 somehow confusing me and Jake

00:23:11.180 that's hilarious

00:23:11.940 but this is what I'm talking about

00:23:13.140 but this is what I'm talking about 0.99

00:23:14.680 what the fuck 0.98

00:23:14.740 that's what I'm talking about 0.99

00:23:17.520 and yo

00:23:19.540 guess who called me out

00:23:20.740 not even

00:23:22.060 he didn't even

00:23:22.660 call me the right thing dude

00:23:24.600 this is so good

00:23:27.180 bro

00:23:27.660 please you have to really

00:23:29.040 what do you do

00:23:29.740 my ex-girlfriend's dead

00:23:31.140 jose canseco can i please read this jose canseco the fact that he said the logan brothers is one

00:23:39.620 of my favorite i will i will fight any one of the logan brothers basically saying that there's more

00:23:45.880 than six to ten i'll fight any in one word i will fight any one of the logan brothers he's holding

00:23:51.600 a bat read the rest they have they have enough for anyone with any type of talent yet or fighting

00:23:59.440 skills is how i would read that no that's not what it says dylan i believe what he was going

00:24:05.360 for here words and important participles that i think would have made this a complete sentence

00:24:10.040 i'll be happy to translate this i will fight either of the i will fight either of the paul

00:24:14.340 brothers they they haven't fought anyone with any type of talent yet or fighting skills is what i

00:24:20.000 believe he meant oh yeah yeah he's right he's right he's right i i understand because i come

00:24:24.700 From family that speak like this

00:24:26.220 So I get it

00:24:27.180 I get it

00:24:27.600 No I get it 1.00

00:24:28.040 Pig Latin 1.00

00:24:28.500 Pig Latin is the first generation 0.99

00:24:30.240 Like bro he knows me 0.97

00:24:31.380 We

00:24:31.680 I've spent

00:24:32.300 Extensive periods of time

00:24:34.220 At his house

00:24:34.820 Jose we played poker together

00:24:37.760 We mean Logan Brothers

00:24:41.660 So obviously I couldn't let this slide 0.99

00:24:44.240 What the fuck 1.00

00:24:45.400 It's my ex-girlfriend's dad 1.00

00:24:46.520 I said no problem

00:24:48.080 I love smashing Cansecos 1.00

00:24:49.320 No

00:24:49.840 Just

00:24:50.600 Just

00:24:51.720 Just alright

00:24:54.400 Just R.I.P., bro. 0.98

00:24:56.260 One of the dirtiest. 0.97

00:24:58.840 My God.

00:24:59.960 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:25:01.620 Logan, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro? 1.00

00:25:07.140 Oh, you hate to see it. 1.00

00:25:09.560 I told you I'm just here to put on a show.

00:25:12.360 And if this is what the world wants to see, yeah.

00:25:15.940 That is, that is.

00:25:17.120 Yeah, we'll give it to him.

00:25:17.800 That is, in Twitter form, that's Jake knocking Nate Robinson out.

00:25:21.980 Yeah.

00:25:22.480 Wow.

00:25:22.800 I mean, that is violent.

00:25:24.760 Yeah.

00:25:26.400 Oh, it's blown up.

00:25:28.460 I'm getting some tweets about it.

00:25:30.900 Yeah, it's pretty. 1.00

00:25:31.760 Well, I mean, shit, dude. 1.00

00:25:34.120 You're playing with fire. 1.00

00:25:35.780 You're playing with fire.

00:25:37.400 I love Josie.

00:25:39.580 But there's so much material.

00:25:41.220 There's so much.

00:25:43.740 I can't believe it.

00:25:45.760 Logan, you played poker with a man.

00:25:48.540 You had dinner at his house.

00:25:49.900 Bro, he called me the Logan Brothers.

00:25:51.940 That's a little different

00:25:53.400 From saying you publicly 1.00

00:25:54.620 Will fuck him 1.00

00:25:56.560 The same way 1.00

00:25:57.520 Hold on 1.00

00:25:57.940 That you fuck 1.00

00:25:58.540 Hold on 1.00

00:25:59.120 Hey irrigation head

00:26:00.420 That's not what he said

00:26:01.640 That's not what he said

00:26:02.120 He meant it in two different ways

00:26:04.500 Bro it's

00:26:05.040 Smashing punching

00:26:06.060 Oh I had no idea

00:26:06.740 Yeah I get it

00:26:07.580 Yeah but you still

00:26:08.480 You still said what you said

00:26:09.620 I did I loved it

00:26:10.500 It was great

00:26:11.300 It was fantastic

00:26:12.160 It was fantastic

00:26:12.880 Why don't you just say something like

00:26:14.160 You know like

00:26:14.680 That's totally fine

00:26:16.220 I don't know

00:26:17.520 Do you think

00:26:18.520 Do you think when he

00:26:19.440 Do you think when he

00:26:21.400 called your bet at uh thanksgiving dinner last year he knew you had those aces up your sleeves

00:26:25.840 i think he was pissed because he was the first one out in poker oh really it was his table

00:26:32.340 holding the garage first one that yeah and i think i got him out too i don't think he ever like let

00:26:36.400 it go guy can hit a golf ball over any fence i mean doesn't even matter how tall it is do you

00:26:42.680 think you could actually beat him in a fight yes georgie okay we're back we're back to the

00:26:48.460 conversation i had what did we learn we learned that even if you're an nba star retired and you're

00:26:53.900 36 and athletic really athletic it doesn't matter how good of a boxer you think you are

00:26:59.300 now what happens if you're 56 you could barely walk after years of drug and substance abuse

00:27:05.160 that point needs you just ham that's a very important point that you just hammered home

00:27:11.140 and i know i know you hit it lightly earlier but like these guys calling out 0.97

00:27:14.680 Boxers 0.97

00:27:16.000 They gotta stop

00:27:16.800 Or don't

00:27:18.360 And keep getting

00:27:19.020 Me and Jake the paychecks

00:27:20.160 Please

00:27:20.560 I'd love

00:27:21.140 I'd love to do that

00:27:22.100 What a life bro

00:27:22.760 Jake literally just 0.97

00:27:23.780 Beat the shit out of somebody 0.97

00:27:24.840 Came home 0.99

00:27:25.420 Celebrated with his friends 1.00

00:27:26.640 And then fucked his girlfriend 1.00

00:27:27.680 In his mansion 1.00

00:27:28.300 Incredible

00:27:29.780 And then posted a

00:27:31.420 YouTube video

00:27:32.500 Which I think we'd love

00:27:34.040 To pull up

00:27:34.540 That Pam

00:27:35.600 Who's actually on set today

00:27:37.000 I feel like

00:27:38.480 Maybe

00:27:38.780 Should we bring Pam on

00:27:40.240 I just need an explanation

00:27:41.620 Do you wanna

00:27:42.220 Pam do you wanna come on

00:27:43.420 To talk about this

00:27:44.240 Jake posted a video called

00:27:46.860 My Message to KSI

00:27:48.140 Lameo

00:27:49.540 And

00:27:50.500 He's in his bed

00:27:52.340 I love the thumbnail

00:27:53.060 In his bed

00:27:53.400 Talking

00:27:54.680 But he has no shirt on

00:27:56.820 And you're next to him

00:27:58.460 And John has no shirt on

00:28:00.840 Come on up

00:28:01.460 And he's next to him

00:28:02.620 Nobody thought

00:28:03.160 Had a thought process about this

00:28:04.280 The lights are blue

00:28:05.460 Well if you

00:28:07.440 If there was gonna be jizz there

00:28:08.780 You would've seen it

00:28:09.420 You're gonna

00:28:09.960 The black lights would've got it

00:28:11.040 Are you doing volume on it?

00:28:12.360 Oh I mean yeah

00:28:13.080 I guess

00:28:13.280 Die

00:28:13.560 Feels good to be on the A side

00:28:15.760 Yeah

00:28:16.080 I'll just let it run

00:28:17.300 I mean look

00:28:17.980 I get it

00:28:18.520 I get it

00:28:19.140 Maybe there was just a

00:28:21.220 Explain

00:28:22.180 We're innocently sitting there

00:28:25.000 And it's not Jake's bed

00:28:25.700 Talking to the mic

00:28:26.520 This is what you need

00:28:27.280 That is not Jake's bed

00:28:28.980 Who's bad?

00:28:29.980 Why does he have no shirt on?

00:28:31.580 That was the first thing you said

00:28:32.940 Why does he have no shirt on?

00:28:34.940 Let's start from the beginning

00:28:35.640 Where's his shirt?

00:28:37.100 He was chilling after his fight

00:28:38.620 Why does John have no shirt on?

00:28:40.300 Because they were both chilling

00:28:41.460 What does that mean? 0.92

00:28:42.340 like chilling out yeah i don't really like a nice cigarette after like having sex yeah what's good 0.81

00:28:48.980 ma yes you do i've seen it shirtless next to my boy and my ma what's good ma ma with blue lights 0.94

00:28:55.120 i gotta say this you're out of your gourd okay well i have a shirt on oh addison god it would

00:29:02.800 have got a lot more views if it didn't i gotta say that's a flex i can get behind be like hanging

00:29:09.560 out with your mom on the after video because i i love my mom obviously and i i respect that flex 0.50

00:29:14.680 a lot i mean yeah we're no one saying that i just put on a fucking shirt yeah i get it why what do 0.94

00:29:19.740 you what do you mean put on a shirt you walk around in your underwear i just feel everywhere 0.98

00:29:23.460 always doesn't he's dicks out constantly you walk around without your shirt i'm here no i don't i 0.99

00:29:29.460 would never that's horrifying no we might not be sitting down what the hell with you know pancake 0.96

00:29:35.100 background but we're still in the same vicinity guys you're asking the woman that i literally

00:29:41.980 have on record doing the wop oh yeah by the pool not just my girlfriend dude she's so easily

00:29:49.240 influenced i i look over my mom's doing the wop dance i said like this is the epitome of la what

00:29:56.660 has it done to my sweet mother well she doesn't even know what a wop is mom what's a wop you know

00:30:02.320 Well, I know

00:30:04.140 I know, I know

00:30:05.260 Do you know?

00:30:06.240 Uh-huh

00:30:06.880 What? 1.00

00:30:07.520 Wet ass pussy 1.00

00:30:08.800 Oh, shit 1.00

00:30:12.040 I'm gonna be really fucking honest with you 0.99

00:30:14.260 You're grounded, George 0.96

00:30:15.100 I had no idea that's what it stood for 1.00

00:30:17.200 Shut the fuck up 1.00

00:30:17.980 Shut up 1.00

00:30:18.340 I thought it was the sound of the ass 1.00

00:30:19.980 Like, wah, wah 1.00

00:30:20.940 That's the idea

00:30:21.500 It's a double entendre

00:30:22.420 Oh, yeah, no idea

00:30:23.700 George

00:30:24.060 Thank you so much for that

00:30:24.820 I didn't know that part

00:30:25.640 Guys, you realize

00:30:27.620 Like, the joke of me being a nice Christian boy

00:30:29.820 Is a serious thing

00:30:30.960 No, it's not

00:30:32.020 I know

00:30:34.020 Oh no that was the old me my friend

00:30:35.760 Yeah alright

00:30:37.160 Yeah but WAP WAP WAP

00:30:38.640 Back in the day

00:30:39.380 Only WAP in George's life now 0.99

00:30:40.820 Is that wet ass perm he's got on top 0.99

00:30:42.520 But hey guys 0.99

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00:31:47.020 all right whatever pam do you take personal uh how do you feel about my thoughts on post jake

00:31:56.620 on his next fight do you do you do you agree do you think i'm discounting because you know i get

00:32:01.320 shit for this stuff right do you think jake paul's next fight needs to be a a more credible fighter

00:32:07.300 yes but when you say credible so nate thought he was credible you're talking about i think for 0.98

00:32:15.000 in the boxing world credible it's it's i i want him to fight someone and beat them and no one be

00:32:23.360 able to say oh he's a retired basketball star right well he will you think people will still

00:32:29.100 say that no he'll fight the next boxer whoever that is the ksi does ksi count yes yeah okay so

00:32:38.340 ksi or dylan or um the other guy that no no the other um not ben askrin yes him wait is that up 0.97

00:32:47.260 do you guys i don't know what the fuck this guy is thinking well i just see that there's no way 0.96

00:32:51.760 I don't even know who he is. 0.99

00:32:53.180 Who is he?

00:32:54.040 Askren's not even a striker, is he?

00:32:56.820 Isn't he a really good wrestler?

00:32:58.060 He's a very good wrestler.

00:32:59.240 Okay, so that's striking.

00:33:02.280 All right, forget him.

00:33:03.300 I thought he was MMA guy.

00:33:05.720 Dude, he's a walking meme.

00:33:07.520 He already is.

00:33:07.980 He's that dude.

00:33:08.840 Maybe he feels he has nothing.

00:33:10.080 He got knocked down in six seconds.

00:33:12.460 He was that guy. 0.99

00:33:13.580 Maybe he feels like yes.

00:33:14.280 Is the guy with the knee in the face?

00:33:15.240 Yes.

00:33:18.140 That's so funny.

00:33:19.900 What's he thinking?

00:33:20.480 That's the only thing I know.

00:33:21.760 Bro, he tweeted at Jake before the fight.

00:33:25.100 Something about, like, making us world-class athletes embarrassed or something.

00:33:31.800 I'm like, yo. 1.00

00:33:32.720 That's so stupid. 1.00

00:33:33.760 That's such bullshit. 1.00

00:33:34.020 This is an embarrassing tweet for all world-class athletes. 1.00

00:33:37.620 Like, you can't just group yourself in that category and get knocked out in the time span that you did.

00:33:43.140 It's immoral.

00:33:44.520 It's sacrilegious.

00:33:46.220 Yeah, you also, like, who's this PR team?

00:33:49.700 No, no, no.

00:33:51.400 No PR team?

00:33:51.960 No.

00:33:52.580 You can't.

00:33:53.280 Same PR team that had the two shirtless boys in the mom?

00:33:55.320 But hold on a second. 1.00

00:33:58.200 That shit happens. 1.00

00:34:04.260 MMA shit happens in the MMA. 1.00

00:34:05.900 Yes, he was memed for it, 0.99

00:34:07.020 but Ben Askren has a history of being a very good,

00:34:10.720 having a great ground game, correct?

00:34:14.180 Like his wrestling ability is great.

00:34:16.380 Just the thing about boxing is you can't ever get knocked out.

00:34:19.980 Go to the ground.

00:34:20.960 There's no wrestling.

00:34:21.300 Oh, sorry, sorry.

00:34:22.280 No, I'm talking about you're saying you can't get memed like that

00:34:25.300 as a professional athlete.

00:34:26.480 Memes are going to happen regardless. 0.99

00:34:27.640 No, it happens because the shit talking prior. 0.99

00:34:31.240 I agree. 0.99

00:34:31.780 He said some things you can't pay back.

00:34:34.200 And you pissed off Jorge Masvidal.

00:34:36.400 You see what happened? 1.00

00:34:37.580 Bad motherfucker right there, dude. 1.00

00:34:38.820 What are you going to do? 1.00

00:34:40.740 But the idea that there's...

00:34:43.060 I hate the idea of there's no coming back from that.

00:34:46.020 That idea is

00:34:47.900 I think is

00:34:49.000 Is counterproductive

00:34:50.140 And untrue

00:34:50.900 I think there's coming back

00:34:51.800 No I don't think so

00:34:52.760 Let me ask you a question man

00:34:54.140 I'm sitting next to the king

00:34:56.500 Of coming back from that 1.00

00:34:57.720 I'm sitting next to the fucking king 1.00

00:34:59.760 Of the coming back 1.00

00:35:00.960 You think we want to see memes?

00:35:03.380 No I didn't spit that far

00:35:04.540 Don't lie to me

00:35:05.060 You want to see memes?

00:35:06.140 Bring it back to January 2nd 2018 1.00

00:35:07.860 I'll show you some fucking memes 0.99

00:35:08.960 No no no hold on 0.99

00:35:09.520 I never said people can't be forgiven 0.99

00:35:10.940 No fuck forgiven 0.99

00:35:12.280 I'm talking about arc 0.99

00:35:13.880 I'm talking about career arc

00:35:15.280 There's coming back

00:35:16.520 From pretty much everything

00:35:17.700 And if you get

00:35:18.360 Knocked out in a fight

00:35:19.360 Okay

00:35:19.760 You can come back

00:35:20.840 From that

00:35:21.100 Where

00:35:21.520 Is he going back

00:35:22.620 Into the basketball game

00:35:23.540 Nate Robinson

00:35:25.460 Is going into

00:35:26.060 A retirement home

00:35:27.020 Thank you

00:35:27.900 He's not coming back

00:35:28.620 That's what I'm saying

00:35:29.240 So where's his comeback

00:35:30.080 The last thing he did

00:35:31.120 Right now

00:35:31.580 He's getting knocked out

00:35:32.500 Yeah but Ben Askren

00:35:33.360 Has a

00:35:34.140 I don't care what

00:35:35.140 Ben Affleck's doing

00:35:36.000 He can do all the movies

00:35:36.920 He wants 1.00

00:35:37.140 Bro who the fuck 0.99

00:35:37.840 Is this Dylan 1.00

00:35:38.560 You just keep sending me things

00:35:41.000 Evander Kane

00:35:42.160 San Jose Sharks

00:35:43.220 San Jose Sharks

00:35:44.520 Now, what is that exactly?

00:35:46.340 Is there some sort of fish, an aquatic animal who lives in San Jose?

00:35:50.960 Yo, Jake Paul, I'd wreck you. 0.90

00:35:53.540 Easy to beat up guys with no experience and much smaller. 1.00

00:35:55.940 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:35:58.640 I think he's sure. 1.00

00:35:59.520 Put him on the list.

00:36:00.520 Put him on.

00:36:00.780 I'll do it.

00:36:02.100 Waiting for that answer.

00:36:02.820 Well, hold on.

00:36:03.440 So let's talk about this for a second.

00:36:05.020 This is not the first hockey player.

00:36:06.900 Now, quickly.

00:36:08.340 I'm not.

00:36:09.060 Nope.

00:36:09.380 Hold on.

00:36:09.980 Let me finish the statement.

00:36:10.980 I agree with you.

00:36:13.960 I agree with you.

00:36:16.900 Yeah, because there's fighting in hockey.

00:36:18.240 I get it.

00:36:18.760 I get it.

00:36:19.200 A lot.

00:36:19.520 I'll go back to it.

00:36:20.720 And Nate Robinson had been in street fights.

00:36:22.700 Doug, it's boxing.

00:36:24.740 It is a sport.

00:36:25.980 There's strategy.

00:36:26.860 There's technique.

00:36:28.140 When you throw a punch, grabbing someone like this in hockey.

00:36:32.700 Big difference.

00:36:34.040 He's probably tough as hell.

00:36:35.800 Man's probably tough as nails.

00:36:37.140 I bet his chin's not.

00:36:38.380 Most people aren't.

00:36:39.460 They usually don't take off their helmets.

00:36:41.560 Especially when you get hit with 10-ounce gloves.

00:36:42.840 Go train 0.93

00:36:47.780 To get hit

00:36:48.800 With 10 ounce gloves

00:36:50.380 No but they get hit

00:36:52.100 With no gloves

00:36:52.800 On the ice

00:36:53.360 I thought they had gloves

00:36:54.740 Isn't he a goalie?

00:36:56.080 They drop him

00:36:56.760 Okay so they drop the gloves

00:36:58.040 Yeah

00:36:58.360 And they wreck each other

00:37:00.520 I'm

00:37:00.720 Listen I'm waiting

00:37:01.540 That's what I'm saying

00:37:01.900 He's probably tough as nails

00:37:02.880 I think

00:37:03.280 One of these guys

00:37:04.780 Might bring a better fight

00:37:05.580 Than wash up Nate Robinson

00:37:07.020 Oh my god

00:37:07.940 Stop saying he's washed up

00:37:09.020 Sorry sorry sorry

00:37:09.780 We're not using that term

00:37:11.460 Well he's not washed up 0.99

00:37:12.400 The guy's still athletic as shit. 0.99

00:37:14.400 I mean, I'm 35. 0.99

00:37:15.200 I'm washed up.

00:37:15.900 Isn't he like 30?

00:37:16.780 I don't think you're washed up.

00:37:17.820 I'm wearing your merch.

00:37:18.580 I'm a huge supporter.

00:37:19.200 It's a good point.

00:37:19.780 But, I mean, how long has he been out the game for?

00:37:23.520 NBA.

00:37:24.060 Yeah.

00:37:26.080 Man, everyone calling him out. 1.00

00:37:28.680 Shit. 1.00

00:37:29.720 Shit is getting spicy. 1.00

00:37:31.900 Choose wisely, Jake. 1.00

00:37:32.960 I mean, if this Evander dude can bring an audience.

00:37:36.920 Evander Holyfield, right?

00:37:37.940 See, but that's my question.

00:37:39.820 That's my question.

00:37:40.640 That's why the first thing I asked was, does Jake Paul versus Vander Cain, is that a headline fight?

00:37:45.780 How many buys does that get?

00:37:46.920 How many people?

00:37:47.240 Not that much.

00:37:47.600 No, right?

00:37:48.120 I don't know who Vander Cain is.

00:37:49.240 No, exactly. 0.99

00:37:49.980 So, or does he just do it because he'll get another fantastic fucking knockout? 0.99

00:37:58.620 No, no, no, no. 0.99

00:37:59.940 Is he an active?

00:38:00.880 Yeah.

00:38:01.540 Okay, so when is he going to train boxing?

00:38:06.760 We'll go through it again.

00:38:07.900 I'll put another quarter million down this time.

00:38:10.640 We'll go through it again

00:38:12.060 People need to 0.98

00:38:12.660 Fucking listen dude 0.98

00:38:13.760 Yeah yeah 0.99

00:38:14.100 You can't play boxing

00:38:16.120 Nah I agree

00:38:16.860 You're right

00:38:17.580 You're right

00:38:18.060 I just

00:38:19.440 I just think

00:38:19.960 You know

00:38:20.240 Maybe a little bit better

00:38:21.580 Than a basketball

00:38:22.080 I don't know

00:38:22.760 But also like

00:38:23.800 Here's the question

00:38:24.320 Like you just asked

00:38:25.080 That

00:38:25.940 The Jake Paul

00:38:27.260 Evander Kane fight

00:38:28.220 Can't be a

00:38:28.920 Card

00:38:29.700 That can't be a main card

00:38:31.040 So what

00:38:32.180 So what

00:38:32.600 He sub

00:38:32.980 He uh

00:38:33.560 Preliminary

00:38:34.160 Or uh

00:38:34.640 What's it called

00:38:35.740 Undercard

00:38:36.180 Undercard

00:38:36.680 But there's nothing wrong

00:38:37.360 With that either

00:38:37.880 Absolutely not

00:38:38.500 That's what I'm saying

00:38:38.660 Jake has to have

00:38:39.840 A little bit different

00:38:40.500 of a blueprint than most boxers like who cares if he's not the headline jake paul ksi is a 0.99

00:38:45.160 headline yeah yeah that's a fuck that's a that's a big time pay-per-view fuck so what's good what 0.99

00:38:49.680 what needs to happen well because ksi i mean i think i don't even know what he is he dodging 0.99

00:38:53.720 him it's it's i don't know it's a money thing money thing we yeah so how much does he need

00:38:57.860 how much does he need yeah i think it's i think it probably needs i think it's three to four

00:39:01.920 million really per fighter is my is my guess it's a lot of money but but when you're but when you

00:39:09.660 here's the thing yeah because he's not going to want to like the risk the reward for him isn't

00:39:14.160 good enough i right so i think i think that looking at this pass fight you'd have to say

00:39:19.420 that jake is up there as the champion of youtube boxing right yeah but i think if you ask the

00:39:26.480 general set that would still be a crown that belongs to ksi i believe even and i'm not saying

00:39:33.800 that i'm not saying that i think that i'm not saying that i think that but for whatever reason

00:39:38.020 Wait, hold up, hold up.

00:39:38.900 Who are you asking?

00:39:40.120 You asking the culture or you asking the internet?

00:39:43.200 I don't really know.

00:39:44.480 But what I'm saying is the answer is different.

00:39:46.200 The answer is different.

00:39:47.620 I think if you ask YouTube, they say KSI.

00:39:50.640 I think if you asked the culture, you go to ESPN, you go to Steph Curry, 0.99

00:39:54.600 and you say, yo, who runs the YouTube boxing shit? 0.99

00:39:56.940 Jake Paul. 0.99

00:39:57.160 I don't think they know who he is.

00:39:59.260 Who do you think it is?

00:40:01.020 Like, do you think until Jake...

00:40:02.320 I run both.

00:40:03.040 I'm on both sides.

00:40:04.180 what's the question

00:40:08.160 who do you think

00:40:09.900 is currently

00:40:10.460 the king of YouTube

00:40:11.440 boxing

00:40:11.900 simply put

00:40:12.880 it has to be Jake

00:40:14.160 just strictly because

00:40:15.340 how timely

00:40:16.060 all of this is

00:40:16.860 3-0

00:40:17.460 no losses

00:40:18.460 you'd have to be

00:40:19.620 a bit crazy

00:40:20.960 to rationally say KSI

00:40:22.160 but it doesn't discount

00:40:23.060 that he's

00:40:23.980 a king

00:40:24.460 but the king

00:40:25.760 at this moment in time

00:40:26.840 is my brother

00:40:27.900 got it

00:40:28.500 that's all

00:40:29.000 got it

00:40:30.000 so battle of the kings 1.00

00:40:31.360 bro let's fucking go 0.99

00:40:32.400 it's gotta happen 0.99

00:40:33.140 Which brings us back to this

00:40:34.480 Because you never let me answer

00:40:35.720 That was a

00:40:37.460 I'm pointing to a screen

00:40:38.940 That's not there

00:40:39.540 That was a

00:40:40.420 That we were in a room

00:40:41.680 Full of people

00:40:42.340 There was a bunch of people

00:40:43.780 In that room

00:40:44.240 Oh my god

00:40:44.700 You were at the swing

00:40:45.220 I never thought

00:40:46.420 That that

00:40:47.320 Two syllables

00:40:48.060 Optics

00:40:50.220 Well I didn't see the optics

00:40:52.220 I was just sitting there

00:40:53.300 Minding my own business

00:40:53.720 Hold on one second 1.00

00:40:54.380 Hold on one fucking second 1.00

00:40:56.020 Why don't you go pee 1.00

00:40:57.660 Alright I'm on impulsive

00:40:58.860 What's up

00:40:59.660 I'm gonna have your

00:41:03.140 you on tuesday of next week fantastic let me call you after the show okay bye bye

00:41:08.900 gotta collect my winnings gotta collect my winnings yeah well you only made off that

00:41:15.700 yeah no one believed in nate robinson oh no oh man well that was it nice you could buy

00:41:23.780 some more pokemon cards with that yeah i totally could yeah got exciting things for pokemon in the

00:41:28.820 the next year but it's tricky because like boxer youtuber pokemon guy all three at once you bring

00:41:36.620 a box to the boxing ring and then you fucking box the box open the most viewers doing unboxing 0.94

00:41:44.280 wall boxing boxing dude we just you're fucking smart just came up with an idea i'm single 0.97

00:41:49.540 uh as we know it's it's not a surprise but uh yeah you're really not on the like the hunt 0.96

00:41:56.400 You've been chilling

00:41:57.920 I'm not on the hunt

00:42:00.060 This is the healthiest I've ever seen you broke up

00:42:02.920 It's very healthy 0.98

00:42:03.240 I'm fucking proud of myself 0.90

00:42:04.640 And I hung out with Josie 0.99

00:42:05.520 I got a lot of shit on my media 1.00

00:42:06.900 What the fuck did you just say? 1.00

00:42:08.460 I got a lot of shit 1.00

00:42:09.420 No before that 0.99

00:42:10.940 I hung out with Josie

00:42:11.900 You hung out with Josie?

00:42:13.640 You betray her

00:42:14.480 What were you doing?

00:42:15.180 Oh I was just

00:42:15.680 This sounds really bad

00:42:17.500 It does

00:42:18.120 They're single now

00:42:18.780 So I was trying to get in there

00:42:19.980 I'm just kidding

00:42:20.640 Mom that's a joke

00:42:23.240 You know like with two shirtless guys 0.99

00:42:24.700 Holy shit 0.99

00:42:26.020 I'm sorry. 0.98

00:42:27.040 How did he get on the show?

00:42:28.260 Dude, I'm just shooting from the hips at this point.

00:42:30.900 You don't even have headsets.

00:42:33.240 No, so...

00:42:34.920 Did you see his face?

00:42:37.220 No, I can only see his hair from the camera point of view.

00:42:39.440 You guys got similar hair styles.

00:42:41.100 Yeah, I like it.

00:42:42.060 So what's good?

00:42:42.620 Oh, no, that's fantastic. 0.95

00:42:44.040 Bro, let's keep it fucking amicable. 0.97

00:42:45.760 We were amicable. 0.98

00:42:46.440 We were sleighhard.

00:42:48.040 I'm just saying it's an interesting dynamic when you're out.

00:42:50.840 I can't tell if it's me

00:42:53.540 Or

00:42:54.060 If it's just my imagination

00:42:56.540 But girls 0.98

00:42:57.740 Girls look at me a little bit different 0.94

00:43:00.340 Oh the boxing

00:43:01.160 They're like oh my god are you Jake?

00:43:05.960 3-0

00:43:06.720 You're 3-0 right?

00:43:07.760 Can you do boxing Jake Paul?

00:43:09.220 By the way Saturday night at the party

00:43:10.940 Dude I saw him he's not lying

00:43:12.320 People come up to me

00:43:13.520 Yo basketball players

00:43:14.540 Like professional like celebrities

00:43:16.120 Fans whatever

00:43:17.200 Yo great job tonight

00:43:18.760 Yeah thanks man

00:43:19.740 Dude, he did not reject one.

00:43:22.200 Hard work pays off.

00:43:22.600 Because it felt good.

00:43:23.340 Let me feel some of that.

00:43:24.220 He would look back.

00:43:25.280 He would look back and look at me.

00:43:26.900 He goes, so this is how it feels. 1.00

00:43:28.040 I go, fuck it. 1.00

00:43:28.820 You just keep moving. 1.00

00:43:29.880 Sick job tonight. 0.93

00:43:30.720 That was crazy.

00:43:31.240 Thanks, bro.

00:43:31.700 Yeah, hard work pays off, man.

00:43:32.740 Been in the gym for six months.

00:43:34.380 Training camp is so rough.

00:43:35.520 Brutal.

00:43:36.560 Same party.

00:43:37.320 Ten minutes later, I'm sitting there talking to my girlfriend and a few other girls.

00:43:40.580 They're just mingling.

00:43:41.240 And all of a sudden, I hear, BAK! 1.00

00:43:42.540 And I was like, what the fuck? 0.99

00:43:44.100 I turn around. 0.99

00:43:45.400 This dude is fully in a wrestling match right now.

00:43:48.680 Fully in a wrestling match

00:43:50.000 And I'm like

00:43:50.280 Hey bud 1.00

00:43:50.580 What the fuck are you doing 1.00

00:43:51.640 You know what happened 1.00

00:43:52.420 Bozzy

00:43:53.280 Bozzy

00:43:55.180 And for those of you guys

00:43:56.160 That don't know who Bozzy it is

00:43:57.480 Yeah he's great

00:44:04.920 He's great

00:44:05.320 He's a phenomenal artist

00:44:06.280 Yeah he's in our circle

00:44:07.440 He's a friend of mine

00:44:08.180 And you know

00:44:08.820 We started talking

00:44:09.640 Midwest boy 0.99

00:44:10.420 He's like yo you wrestled right

00:44:11.720 I'm like yeah

00:44:12.260 Yeah I wrestled too

00:44:13.600 You?

00:44:15.620 He said yeah

00:44:16.160 Yeah I did a little bit

00:44:17.220 You know in high school

00:44:17.800 let's uh let's do some moves on each other let's just roll around a little bit i bet you know

00:44:23.420 we're both a little tipsy at a party we're having some fun so i get in the ring oh this dude try to

00:44:29.260 kill me dude i guys i can't explain to you kill me i don't care what i didn't know he'd go that 0.99

00:44:35.840 either he was like going hard or he's strong as fuck bro it's just like he's strong he's strong 1.00

00:44:42.880 bro he's like stout bro i've seen you drop big dudes like tall big dudes and you couldn't get 0.98

00:44:49.060 them up no because here's what happened so we started right off the bat we started i did a

00:44:54.860 slide by i got a takedown and then i just like do what i do i let him up you know i was going for

00:44:59.560 the tech to score 15 points matches over and i think i don't know like his girl was watching

00:45:04.960 and he's like a friend you know so that he he got me in a headlock and i'm like oh my god i'm gonna

00:45:09.480 die today's the day i die so i stay calm like slowly unraveling i go to do a bear hug i got

00:45:14.980 the double under hooks and this is like i love this move go to do a bear hug and just like snap

00:45:20.660 him over and fold him in half this dude's grabbing it's a boxing ring he's grabbing onto the ropes

00:45:25.480 and so i couldn't i'm like bro let go he's like no so yo then then we we finished you know it was

00:45:34.620 fun uh and then uh i just stayed in the ring i was like all right who's next so some random guy 0.90

00:45:39.320 came up and i fucking pulverized him the idea about this the idea of this boxing ring in the 0.92

00:45:44.780 backyard of a of a party it just seems like the worst idea i saw after i saw i saw your thing 0.98

00:45:51.800 i saw taylor kniff shout out taylor kniff classic bad con character uh absolutely body slam a poor

00:45:58.880 man and choke him out in the ring you could hear around the world literally smash the ring and then

00:46:03.580 And then I saw two semi-underdressed thongs showing girls wrestling

00:46:10.540 and found out that one of them was Josie.

00:46:13.200 That was actually, is this, do you know this?

00:46:15.360 Yeah, oh yeah.

00:46:16.340 She was in a thong?

00:46:17.500 No, I don't know what that.

00:46:18.640 No, no, no, no.

00:46:19.140 Like the dresses had come, like they were wrestling in their party clothing.

00:46:23.120 But Josie seemed to be putting a working aim on. 0.99

00:46:24.900 She was kicking some ass. 1.00

00:46:26.400 She was kicking ass. 1.00

00:46:28.180 Those Jake Paul small gatherings are. 0.99

00:46:31.220 They really turn into something.

00:46:32.260 they're always so fun

00:46:33.660 that was just a small gap

00:46:34.780 I think his neighbor

00:46:35.880 I think his neighbors

00:46:37.220 let him off the hook

00:46:38.120 because he won

00:46:38.920 oh because he got the dog

00:46:39.720 really

00:46:40.280 low key I think they're like

00:46:41.180 hey

00:46:41.380 they're like man

00:46:42.420 he's been gone for six months

00:46:43.760 he's been gone for six months

00:46:45.060 well not only that

00:46:45.800 but they probably made

00:46:46.460 a half million each

00:46:47.260 on that second round

00:46:47.880 knockout prediction

00:46:48.620 that everybody somehow knew

00:46:50.160 I got somebody in my inbox

00:46:51.220 right now telling me

00:46:51.880 that there's a conspiracy theory

00:46:53.040 around YouTube boxing

00:46:53.960 because I put out a video

00:46:55.360 where I said

00:46:55.920 very surely

00:46:56.680 there was going to be

00:46:57.380 a second round knockout

00:46:58.160 I said it on a

00:46:58.920 the paparazzi lady

00:47:00.340 asked me

00:47:00.800 as I was walking

00:47:01.640 into the episode

00:47:02.140 You had said second round knockout.

00:47:03.140 Everybody had said it.

00:47:03.920 Julia?

00:47:04.880 Depending on when you asked me, I think for Jake's boxing documentary,

00:47:08.020 thank God, the one that lives forever, I said second round knockout,

00:47:10.860 and then I started to get a little bit more confident.

00:47:13.080 First round decapitation. 0.73

00:47:13.740 So I changed it to first round decapitation. 0.82

00:47:15.960 Worked out well for you, right?

00:47:16.880 This was the second. 0.99

00:47:18.540 I fucking dropped the ball. 0.99

00:47:21.320 And I think it should have been the first. 1.00

00:47:23.840 I think they should have called it.

00:47:25.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:47:26.400 What happened to Nate Robinson is the ref's fault. 1.00

00:47:29.260 It was fucked up. 0.99

00:47:30.760 It was bullying. 0.99

00:47:32.060 Did you see all his comments in his post?

00:47:35.300 Like how much love he was getting from the NBA players?

00:47:37.880 They were trying to hype him up.

00:47:38.720 He's like, no, no.

00:47:39.500 I swear to God, I lied to you.

00:47:41.500 Shaq commented on the picture, and he goes, no, no, man.

00:47:43.980 Remember that time you knocked out that guy at the party?

00:47:46.160 I go, maybe just like, why don't you just say, hey, man.

00:47:49.020 No one's gonna anymore.

00:47:50.040 That's what I'm saying.

00:47:50.660 Yeah.

00:47:51.440 Man, poor guy.

00:47:52.640 Mayweather posted about him.

00:47:54.100 Mayweather did post him.

00:47:54.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:55.680 Mayweather had his back.

00:47:56.600 He had his back.

00:47:57.480 He said he doesn't like to see this happen to the Fell Brothers.

00:48:00.020 Because there was a lot of talk about Nate Robinson

00:48:02.600 Being disowned by the black community after this

00:48:05.080 What?

00:48:06.440 Yeah, and that he wouldn't be

00:48:07.720 And that Jake Paul would be able to go to the cookouts

00:48:10.220 And the block parties now

00:48:11.140 And Nate Robinson

00:48:11.820 Well, I'm dead serious

00:48:12.700 No, you're joking

00:48:13.640 Why would I make that up?

00:48:15.100 How would I feel

00:48:15.780 If I was making that up?

00:48:17.480 I'd feel bad

00:48:18.080 It's real, man

00:48:20.820 You know what's so crazy?

00:48:22.740 You know what's so crazy?

00:48:24.360 We've been doing

00:48:25.140 We're going for 25 minutes

00:48:26.520 Can I just get a time estimate

00:48:27.900 Just so I can gauge my inner clock?

00:48:29.640 Please, just so I know.

00:48:30.380 33 minutes.

00:48:31.620 No, he started at 13 and 59, so we're like 45.

00:48:34.740 Nah, I'm rough.

00:48:36.880 Drugs.

00:48:38.440 He fought on the Mike Tyson undercard.

00:48:40.860 He fought on the Mike Tyson undercard.

00:48:42.320 We haven't mentioned Mike Tyson once.

00:48:45.100 Apparently he was stoned.

00:48:47.140 Apparently he was stoned for the match.

00:48:50.080 Look at this headline.

00:48:51.400 Hands have stoned.

00:48:52.880 Tyson admits getting high before Jones fight.

00:48:55.200 What?

00:48:56.360 What a baller.

00:48:57.480 Wait, wait, is that because he's releasing his weed company?

00:49:00.380 I don't know

00:49:01.120 That is a great PR team

00:49:03.100 Mike Tyson is one of the most complex individuals

00:49:06.080 Turns out he is a superhero

00:49:07.180 On the planet

00:49:07.800 And he is some sort of cyborg machine

00:49:12.480 That is a phenom

00:49:14.400 That is easily the scariest presence 1.00

00:49:16.280 That has ever entered a fucking ring 0.99

00:49:18.200 Ever 0.99

00:49:18.580 And supposedly the way that this fight came to be

00:49:22.460 Was as a result of a DMT trip

00:49:24.620 Do you know anything about this?

00:49:25.940 What are you talking about?

00:49:26.560 I heard a story that there had been DMT involved in pushing.

00:49:30.120 Triller gave him the drugs?

00:49:31.440 I don't believe so.

00:49:32.840 Is that why they're taking down Insta posts?

00:49:35.160 I think so.

00:49:37.080 So carry on.

00:49:38.040 They give him drugs?

00:49:39.040 Regardless.

00:49:39.600 Forget the DMT part.

00:49:40.440 I don't know if it's just a rumor or whatever.

00:49:41.760 It's a big part to forget.

00:49:42.740 Well, listen.

00:49:43.260 I'm on DMT.

00:49:44.360 I'm not.

00:49:45.100 I'm not.

00:49:45.740 But listen.

00:49:47.420 That fight was, I didn't quite understand it.

00:49:50.420 Now, there was a lot of points in that fight where I think Tyson had the ability to knock Roy Jones.

00:49:55.280 And as you saw in the very beginning

00:49:57.280 Roy Jones was the only person I've ever seen

00:49:59.860 Throwing no look left hand

00:50:02.120 That's his move bro

00:50:03.180 It's his style

00:50:03.800 That's his move

00:50:04.380 No look left

00:50:05.540 That's his thing

00:50:06.200 It's a quick jab

00:50:07.060 Stick and move

00:50:08.240 Like the epitome of stick and move

00:50:09.600 Got it

00:50:09.860 I liked it

00:50:11.000 It's interesting

00:50:11.580 The ref for the battle

00:50:13.120 Was referee

00:50:14.840 Ray Corona

00:50:18.260 You're playing

00:50:19.240 They got Ray Corona

00:50:21.060 To referee the match

00:50:22.200 During

00:50:22.600 There's no way

00:50:23.800 How wild is that?

00:50:25.760 Just because of coronavirus. 1.00

00:50:26.860 You guys are looking at me like I got 10 fucking hands. 0.99

00:50:28.340 No, I remember seeing this, but also... 0.99

00:50:30.900 Am I on DMT?

00:50:31.320 I'm looking for the punchline, but I think that is his line.

00:50:33.120 You hate me.

00:50:33.720 It was going to be Tommy COVID, but he took the day off.

00:50:36.500 Yeah, Tommy COVID took the day off.

00:50:39.040 I read some stuff online.

00:50:41.420 You guys are just...

00:50:42.480 You guys are the best.

00:50:43.440 You guys are the best.

00:50:44.060 No, it's honestly...

00:50:44.740 It's very funny.

00:50:45.620 Your hair is great.

00:50:46.100 It's great.

00:50:46.660 My hair is great.

00:50:47.200 You are cheap, man.

00:50:47.940 You want some of mine?

00:50:48.740 I could donate some to you.

00:50:49.600 I love that.

00:50:50.280 I need it.

00:50:52.360 Sorry, Mike.

00:50:53.440 Yeah, but Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr., they put on a fight, and I liked it.

00:51:00.740 I didn't think they were going to be able to perform at that level at that age,

00:51:03.620 and they really were.

00:51:05.340 Did you think Mike won?

00:51:06.980 I was beaming off of Jake's fight.

00:51:09.920 I didn't watch all of it.

00:51:11.680 I couldn't borrow.

00:51:12.400 I think he did too.

00:51:13.220 I mean, he turned his ribs.

00:51:14.260 Then why'd they give it a draw?

00:51:16.360 I think I read a comment and it said Nate had a better chance winning than Jones.

00:51:23.440 Like I watched a fight

00:51:25.420 And I'm surprised it was a tie

00:51:26.800 But also it's like a respect thing dude

00:51:28.340 They're not gonna just

00:51:29.080 It was an exhibition match

00:51:30.180 I think they were

00:51:30.880 They were not supposed to be going for knockouts

00:51:32.560 Is that

00:51:32.820 Was that the whole point

00:51:33.520 Cause let's be honest

00:51:34.420 But how can you tell boxers that 0.89

00:51:35.840 And expect them to do it 0.98

00:51:37.320 And that's what I was saying

00:51:38.320 And like Roy Jones hit Tyson

00:51:39.920 With a couple shots

00:51:40.760 That you could tell

00:51:41.440 Got under Tyson's skit

00:51:42.500 Like where Tyson was pissed off

00:51:44.100 Yeah for sure

00:51:44.820 I mean dude

00:51:45.320 This dude

00:51:46.080 Has the ability 1.00

00:51:48.280 To still take someone's fucking block off 0.99

00:51:50.180 Yeah 0.99

00:51:50.280 Oh yeah 1.00

00:51:50.520 His butt 1.00

00:51:51.120 Like that man is a 1.00

00:51:52.360 An animal 0.96

00:51:53.420 A bad bad man 0.84

00:51:55.780 Mike Tyson is a bad man

00:51:57.160 He even at one point hit

00:51:58.680 Roy Jones after the bell

00:52:01.020 But they hugged it out

00:52:02.280 And he apologized for it

00:52:03.640 And everybody was like

00:52:04.320 Tyson's a changed man

00:52:05.800 He apologized after

00:52:06.700 I said

00:52:06.920 You still hit him after the bell

00:52:08.740 He changed a little bit 0.99

00:52:11.040 Tyson will always be fucking Tyson 0.99

00:52:13.340 Always 0.99

00:52:13.820 I'm surprised the people

00:52:15.140 That we watched it with

00:52:16.360 Were like so not knowing

00:52:18.320 Of who Mike Tyson was

00:52:19.660 Because I made a joke

00:52:20.920 And nobody laughed

00:52:22.520 He was like wrestling

00:52:24.260 And his mouth was next to his ear

00:52:25.940 And I go no 1.00

00:52:26.420 Don't you fucking bite his ear again 1.00

00:52:28.300 Nobody laughed 1.00

00:52:28.900 Dead silence

00:52:29.680 They're like

00:52:30.700 Oh why would he do that

00:52:31.740 And I go

00:52:32.060 Are you 1.00

00:52:32.400 What the fuck 1.00

00:52:33.600 Bro the oldest person 1.00

00:52:34.660 At the viewing party

00:52:35.520 Was Tana Mongeau

00:52:36.380 She's 12

00:52:37.120 Of course no one knows

00:52:38.340 What you're talking about

00:52:38.900 I'm the only fossil

00:52:40.020 That knows what you're talking about

00:52:41.100 I was there

00:52:41.520 I was the oldest

00:52:42.540 You're young at heart

00:52:44.220 Do you know how many points

00:52:45.020 He got removed for biting

00:52:46.120 Evander Holyfield's ear off

00:52:47.500 Two

00:52:47.720 The same that you did

00:52:48.960 With your KSI down

00:52:50.860 I mean at that point

00:52:53.120 Why don't you just 0.98

00:52:53.560 Bite KSI's ear off 1.00

00:52:54.620 I should've 1.00

00:52:55.380 What the fuck 1.00

00:52:56.880 I mean shit 1.00

00:52:58.740 Go all or nothing 1.00

00:53:00.820 Two points

00:53:02.740 Jack Reese 1.00

00:53:03.540 What a son of a bitch 1.00

00:53:04.460 I'm gonna find him 1.00

00:53:05.120 I'm gonna find that fucker 1.00

00:53:06.160 He's a realtor 1.00

00:53:07.160 You should bite Jack Reese

00:53:07.860 Dude he was high 1.00

00:53:08.600 You should bite Jack Reese's ear off 0.99

00:53:09.260 I'm gonna go get him 1.00

00:53:10.760 That's an option

00:53:11.520 We never thought of that

00:53:12.460 Before you bite Jack Reese's ear off

00:53:14.000 And take two points off his life

00:53:15.520 Take two points off his life

00:53:17.900 Two points off his life

00:53:18.640 Two inches off his ear

00:53:20.240 You bite his ear

00:53:20.760 you go two points spit his earlobe back just two pieces two pieces of ear a lot of fight talk today

00:53:28.800 yeah well i didn't expect it there's just so much so much i'm i'm stressed what's going on

00:53:34.400 really stressed i feel like this is i can't tell i was in a hot tub the other night with my with my

00:53:40.380 sweet love and we were sitting in the hot tub and uh at her new house and i was looking up into the

00:53:45.860 stars and the first thing that that hit me was her boob it's one of them it's great great perfect

00:53:52.560 the first how do you get on the show you guys invited me this is your fault the first thing

00:53:59.280 i noticed as i looked up was uh as i do sometimes wow these stars are beautiful and it started to

00:54:05.200 make me think wow we know so little and i'm sure you guys get into this mindset sometimes how do

00:54:11.080 we know so little and when you look at the scott the stars around you these are just the stars in

00:54:15.120 our visible solar system that exists in our visible galaxy that is a part of a globular

00:54:21.500 system of galaxies that is a small part of the universe as we fucking know we're talking about

00:54:26.640 infantile uh percentage of the overall universe that no one even knows how big it is or how far

00:54:33.280 it expands and it got me thinking even further about this idea that in 500 years someone will 1.00

00:54:43.720 look back and we'll see a picture of me in this hot tub and say look at these fucking morons 1.00

00:54:51.420 bathing in heated water why were they doing that mom as they as they drive around in their hover 1.00

00:54:58.620 car and and they holograph thoughts to each other mom why were why was this man this 35 year old man

00:55:05.560 with this uh adult film actress ex-adult film actress in a tub of hot steaming water that is 0.98

00:55:12.620 in the ground think about this for a second in a half a millennium we will be fucking neanderthals 0.99

00:55:22.440 pam you will be a cave mom you'll all be dead no no i understand that but somebody will look 0.99

00:55:27.940 back at us and like like when you look back at people in the 15 fucking hundreds they were 1.00

00:55:32.280 shitting and holes worried about the black plague that's gonna be fucking us but we didn't wonder 0.99

00:55:37.860 That's why they were doing it. 1.00

00:55:39.120 That is us, Mike.

00:55:40.020 The only difference is we have toilets

00:55:41.520 and we have masks on our face.

00:55:42.700 Yeah, we didn't wonder why. 0.69

00:55:43.280 When you're young and you see a, 1.00

00:55:47.780 I don't know,

00:55:48.240 what's something they used to do back then?

00:55:49.880 Spin a pinwheel.

00:55:51.020 Yeah, like somebody spinning a,

00:55:53.060 maybe any better example would be better.

00:55:55.100 Why a kite?

00:55:56.300 Like, or I don't know,

00:55:58.520 like somebody wanted to add a couple things up.

00:56:01.620 You know, you're a kid

00:56:02.260 and he's like,

00:56:02.720 oh, I want to add up the money I spent at the grocery. 1.00

00:56:04.480 You see him with the fucking abacus. 0.99

00:56:06.440 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:56:06.900 Yeah, yeah, little do-littles

00:56:09.360 And the kid says

00:56:12.200 Mom, why didn't he just use the calculator on his iPad?

00:56:16.080 They didn't have that

00:56:17.260 I understand that 0.99

00:56:17.980 But some fucking people are going to look at us 1.00

00:56:20.920 And be like, yo, these people were morons 1.00

00:56:23.260 Can I chime in? 1.00

00:56:26.080 Sure, George

00:56:26.640 It is a podcast that you're on

00:56:27.740 Oh, yeah, cool

00:56:28.400 We don't know why, but you are here

00:56:30.800 Hey, thanks, man

00:56:32.060 Hey, George swinging at you guys or something

00:56:34.480 My thought on that

00:56:36.560 And a realistic feeling is I feel like it gets worse and better.

00:56:41.780 I think like depression and anxiety has increased from when my dad was a kid.

00:56:47.440 I think there was a lot less things to worry about society building, like trying to be popular.

00:56:53.460 You know what I mean?

00:56:54.160 Like I looked at Facetune. 0.99

00:56:55.560 They have a fucking video now. 0.98

00:56:56.800 Like these people are on videos not looking like themselves. 0.97

00:57:00.220 So no, I'm not really worried about the future because to be honest, if I could choose to be in the future or the past, I'd rather be in the past.

00:57:06.560 so that i think you i think you are i'm in the past yeah yeah okay for the most part you are

00:57:12.720 it's it's astounding michael and it's and it's horrifying i'd like to be a little optimistic

00:57:18.720 and say maybe our our relatives in the distant future would recognize us as the catalyst for

00:57:28.200 the things that they're experiencing our generation although still and i've been vocal about this

00:57:33.540 very far behind technologically specifically with the wheel i do believe we are and will

00:57:44.300 forever be recognized as the generation that started it all the generation that began

00:57:51.740 the technological revolution that changed the world for for the better hopefully but you're

00:57:56.960 right it's crazy it's crazy to think in 500 years they want to sit in the hot tub they'll feel the

00:58:02.920 hot tub with the little chip in their brain and we'll be obsolete and they're like wow they

00:58:06.640 actually got in that we're not even we're not even we're not i'm gonna be honest with you i'll say

00:58:10.460 it again we're not we're not that experienced right now we're not that advanced bro you know

00:58:15.100 tesla it's tesla it's a great company elon musk just hit the second richest second riches in the

00:58:21.020 world past bill gates and zuckerberg yeah i invested in the company it's it that stock has

00:58:26.280 made me more money than all my stocks but and so this dude takes out his phone over the weekend

00:58:30.920 we went on a jog and he went to show me the tesla self-driving kind of pulls up like its own valet

00:58:36.780 service and because of the spot in the road it was only able to back out of the garage

00:58:43.580 and now it's blocking traffic so i said wow this is i thought it was great yeah but like

00:58:50.700 functionality wise we're just still not there even with the technology that we think we are

00:58:56.020 like we're just not the idea is too far-fetched right now for where we are intellectually i think

00:59:04.620 i think i think we're close and i think tesla's close but but backing out of the driveway is not

00:59:09.380 the biggest problem i mean you've seen uh people fall asleep behind the wheel of the uber and it

00:59:15.520 or behind the wheel of the tesla and the automated car then drives over a cyclist and kills the

00:59:20.140 Come on, T.

00:59:21.520 You had one job.

00:59:23.080 You had one job.

00:59:24.920 It's a heavy job you're talking about.

00:59:27.000 And it just went.

00:59:31.900 Oh, it did one of those.

00:59:34.460 It went back and.

00:59:35.740 And then just stayed there.

00:59:37.220 What happened to your voice?

00:59:40.820 I was screaming this whole weekend because of Jake.

00:59:44.000 I was so excited.

00:59:45.140 I was so happy.

00:59:45.880 But so, yeah, it's just that's a stress me out a little bit.

00:59:49.260 And also back to the part that got me there in the first place is how little we know.

00:59:54.140 I feel like we are truly, because of the power of computer,

00:59:58.760 and what you just brought up in our generation,

01:00:01.020 the fastest growing thing on this planet right now, year after year, is computing power.

01:00:07.780 Nothing is growing faster in this world.

01:00:10.980 Nothing is growing faster than computing power. 0.99

01:00:12.840 Every year it's millions of times faster than the fucking generation. 0.98

01:00:17.520 that it's it's mind-blowing how fast computer is growing more's law more's law more's law 0.97

01:00:22.740 refers to morse perception that the number of transistors on a microchip doubles every two

01:00:27.540 years though the cost of the computers is halved crazy right so just just the power of computers

01:00:32.980 just continues to skyrocket and it leads me to believe that within the next hundred years

01:00:40.140 we will make contact

01:00:43.340 with another species

01:00:46.800 in the universe.

01:00:51.880 Now here's the question. 0.90

01:00:53.200 How bad will it suck

01:00:54.460 if Logan only makes it to 122, for example,

01:00:59.220 and misses that contact by one day? 1.00

01:01:01.420 Because guess what those motherfuckers 1.00

01:01:02.980 are bringing with them? 1.00

01:01:04.160 Eternal life.

01:01:04.860 Everlasting life.

01:01:05.820 They have it.

01:01:06.420 They have the secrets.

01:01:07.280 They have everything we've been looking for.

01:01:08.900 They came to our planet.

01:01:10.140 With a fountain of youth.

01:01:11.800 And I died the day before.

01:01:13.200 The day before.

01:01:14.020 And guess what?

01:01:14.580 Can you bring Logan Paul back?

01:01:15.900 Sorry.

01:01:16.460 He wanted to live forever.

01:01:18.160 He didn't make it out to Gulag.

01:01:19.620 Blah, blah, blah.

01:01:20.160 He's done.

01:01:20.900 No reboots. 0.84

01:01:21.940 He's dead.

01:01:22.840 We can't.

01:01:23.300 Blah, bloop, blah, bloop.

01:01:24.700 We don't have that technology.

01:01:26.360 Sorry, dude.

01:01:27.200 Like, if that's not an anti-cigarette smoking ad for you right there, like, don't smoke cigarettes, kids, because you might not be able to meet the aliens.

01:01:36.000 Do you guys understand what I'm saying?

01:01:37.720 I know you do.

01:01:38.420 But do you guys understand what I'm saying?

01:01:39.680 Out of the table

01:01:40.240 Yeah

01:01:40.640 Guys

01:01:41.940 We are on the brink

01:01:43.020 Of something 0.99

01:01:43.560 Fucking Tokyo 1.00

01:01:44.340 Guys 1.00

01:01:44.840 This is a serious conversation

01:01:46.220 I don't think you're grasping

01:01:47.400 No we're grasping

01:01:48.460 I mean

01:01:49.360 Yeah we're grasping it

01:01:50.700 We're on the brink

01:01:52.000 Of something great here

01:01:52.800 Is what I'm saying

01:01:53.540 And we don't know enough

01:01:54.540 And Hubble ain't telling us enough

01:01:57.280 The telescope down there

01:01:58.640 In Costa Rica

01:01:59.500 Is not telling us enough

01:02:01.320 I need somebody

01:02:02.640 Now

01:02:03.600 To step up

01:02:04.900 And find out 1.00

01:02:05.460 Where these motherfuckers are 1.00

01:02:06.560 I don't have 1.00

01:02:07.120 They're here

01:02:07.360 No I did heroin

01:02:09.040 When for 10 years, I busted a bunch of years off my life.

01:02:12.080 I need someone to step in and find E.T. 0.99

01:02:14.020 I need that fucking serum. 1.00

01:02:16.340 Mom? 1.00

01:02:16.920 Yes? 1.00

01:02:17.560 The penises have a smell. 1.00

01:02:21.440 Circumcircumcised penises. 1.00

01:02:22.040 Wait, you have a penis. 1.00

01:02:23.200 So don't you know? 1.00

01:02:24.300 Uh-uh.

01:02:24.840 I have never smelled it.

01:02:26.100 Try it.

01:02:26.660 No avail.

01:02:28.000 Please help.

01:02:29.000 Wait, how did we go from that? 0.99

01:02:30.520 Because I have in my notes the scent of a penis. 1.00

01:02:33.120 And I've been told. 1.00

01:02:34.060 We're just talking about.

01:02:34.860 I've been told

01:02:35.640 Women have told me

01:02:37.360 That there's a very distinct smell 0.99

01:02:40.560 Mine smells like pee

01:02:41.800 Because I don't do it good enough

01:02:42.640 You know

01:02:42.980 I don't do a good enough job

01:02:43.880 That's vile 0.78

01:02:44.160 You're vile

01:02:44.960 I know 0.92

01:02:45.260 Well that's nice 1.00

01:02:46.680 Uncircumcised penises 1.00

01:02:48.100 You're a girl, huh? 1.00

01:02:50.000 Yes

01:02:50.400 Yes

01:02:51.000 Okay

01:02:51.260 I mean regardless of gender

01:02:53.920 You can wear a dress

01:02:55.620 George 0.99

01:02:55.960 All the penises you've smelled 1.00

01:02:58.180 This is your mother 1.00

01:02:59.400 Exactly

01:03:00.800 She gives me a

01:03:01.460 She gives me a perceptive

01:03:02.960 A percentage

01:03:04.040 percentage of her income i'm so sorry but also like you raised him yeah i know did you not see

01:03:11.620 her scene in airplane mode it's greg this part's greg yo i'm curious because when i was told this 0.95

01:03:17.860 i said what do you tell penises don't have a smell that's insane why would you it's an appendage 0.80

01:03:23.460 like my arm doesn't have a smell it does if you keep it yeah everybody's body parts have a smell 0.97

01:03:29.800 People have a scent

01:03:31.720 Even if their body 1.00

01:03:32.820 Women 1.00

01:03:33.080 I need help

01:03:33.900 Seriously guys 0.96

01:03:34.440 I'm not fucking around 0.92

01:03:35.140 I've been told 1.00

01:03:35.660 Just wash your balls bro 1.00

01:03:37.420 No I'm not 1.00

01:03:37.880 I'm washing

01:03:38.480 I'm saying

01:03:39.080 In the same way

01:03:40.820 That

01:03:41.740 Fire has a smell

01:03:44.600 That's a fire

01:03:46.700 Yeah 0.99

01:03:47.400 That's dick 0.99

01:03:48.140 Okay I don't know 0.99

01:03:49.260 I don't know about that

01:03:49.820 Who are you hanging out with

01:03:50.680 Yeah

01:03:50.960 Who are you hanging out with

01:03:51.980 That walks into a

01:03:52.660 I don't know 1.00

01:03:53.540 Smells like a lot of dicks 1.00

01:03:54.620 In this room 1.00

01:03:54.980 If you're sweating 0.91

01:03:55.780 Sex has a smell 0.92

01:03:57.280 And where does it come from 0.95

01:03:58.360 Yeah but that's 0.99

01:03:58.920 It's from the vagina. 0.99

01:04:01.780 No, it's fluids from everyone. 0.90

01:04:04.700 There's two different things here.

01:04:05.800 We need to make sure we're specific about it. 0.99

01:04:07.800 There are circumcised penises and there are uncircumcised penises. 0.99

01:04:10.640 Well, that's different. 1.00

01:04:11.360 Circumcised penises, I'm sure, are a fleshy, rubbery tone 0.99

01:04:14.700 and have a hint of cinnamon at times. 0.99

01:04:18.160 No, they don't.

01:04:18.740 Hold on, Pam. 1.00

01:04:20.720 I know dicks. 0.97

01:04:22.780 Why don't you ask Mike this question? 0.97

01:04:25.540 I don't know where that came from. 1.00

01:04:26.800 And then you have uncircumcised penises 0.99

01:04:29.300 which also have a similar rubber 0.99

01:04:31.280 fleshy hint

01:04:33.240 or smell but then have a hint of

01:04:35.400 I've heard anything from cottage cheese

01:04:37.500 to a storage unit

01:04:38.660 empty, dirty storage units

01:04:41.080 filled with ex-NBA

01:04:43.740 players basketball uniforms

01:04:45.520 that haven't been washed. 1.00

01:04:47.540 Thank God I am circumcised

01:04:49.600 because I would have felt so uncomfortable right now.

01:04:51.600 Yeah, I know. 1.00

01:04:52.120 Dude, if you're out there and you're uncircumcised 1.00

01:04:54.800 you have cheese in your dick. 1.00

01:04:55.840 It's a known fact 1.00

01:04:57.140 They call that 0.99

01:04:58.800 They call that shmegma

01:05:00.320 Yeah shmegma 0.99

01:05:01.080 Cheese cock 0.97

01:05:01.660 This is a thing 0.80

01:05:02.680 It's a thing 0.99

01:05:03.420 Yeah cheese cock 0.98

01:05:03.940 Why do you know so much 0.97

01:05:05.140 And why are you teaching me so much

01:05:06.680 Because I'm a nurse

01:05:08.180 So I know these things

01:05:08.940 Wait this is an actual thing

01:05:09.840 Yeah

01:05:09.980 Shmegma

01:05:11.440 A cottage cheese like substance

01:05:12.920 Inside the inner flap of a 1.00

01:05:14.420 Dirty vagina 1.00

01:05:15.100 Oh 1.00

01:05:15.580 You got the 1.00

01:05:16.340 You got the genital wrong 1.00

01:05:17.360 They're not 1.00

01:05:17.820 No no it's shmegma 1.00

01:05:18.860 This is gross 1.00

01:05:19.780 They're not supposed to

01:05:20.600 Yeah so

01:05:21.900 So this is from one of Danny's friends

01:05:23.300 I guess 1.00

01:05:23.620 Do penises have a smell 0.99

01:05:24.440 Quick Logan's ask on the podcast 0.99

01:05:25.760 They're not supposed to.

01:05:26.780 They're just mega soft and wonderful. 1.00

01:05:29.160 So one of Danny's friends is clearly a fan of dicks. 0.99

01:05:32.480 Wait, of soft? 1.00

01:05:34.660 Well, penises are genuine. 0.99

01:05:35.860 I think, listen, as you get older, 1.00

01:05:38.420 and this is someone who's basically had my dick 0.99

01:05:40.140 through a meat grinder at this point at my age, 1.00

01:05:42.240 your penis loses some sensitivity and also gets not as soft. 1.00

01:05:45.660 Like when you're a baby. 1.00

01:05:47.240 Are you talking about roughage? 1.00

01:05:48.160 Yeah, your dick's made of cotton. 1.00

01:05:49.820 When you're a baby, your dick's made of some sort of very soft. 1.00

01:05:54.640 silk silk you have a silky baby dick pam you know what you do i yeah okay as you get older 1.00

01:06:01.940 and you run that thing through every fleshlight you know fleshy orifice hand post bench press 1.00

01:06:09.640 hand mike that's you that's not everybody your son don't whack off i know i don't mean that part

01:06:15.840 i meant like that it's maybe possibly overworn and overdone you're saying i got a now rob

01:06:22.920 Pam, you're saying live on live television. 0.99

01:06:24.700 I got a washed up cock, man. 0.99

01:06:27.040 Is that what you're saying to me? 1.00

01:06:28.160 No, you just said that.

01:06:29.060 I think say one thing about your son, little son, your younger son.

01:06:32.380 I say he needs a credible fight. 1.00

01:06:33.440 You say I got a dick made of fucking concrete that's been hit by a jackhammer, Pam. 1.00

01:06:39.440 Come on. 1.00

01:06:40.760 Cut me a little slack.

01:06:42.100 You're the one who said it.

01:06:43.260 I was just probably verifying.

01:06:46.380 Just verifying it.

01:06:47.780 Just unbelievable.

01:06:50.680 Just absolutely.

01:06:51.100 How did we get on this?

01:06:52.020 We're off 0.92

01:06:52.760 Stuck in the dick sand

01:06:53.780 Look what happened 0.99

01:06:54.480 Wow

01:06:54.940 We talked about fighting

01:06:55.820 This is just

01:06:56.380 Aliens 0.58

01:06:56.740 Dick has callus on it

01:06:57.780 What are we working with here

01:06:58.700 Now I gotta know about this

01:07:00.640 About mine

01:07:01.140 Yeah

01:07:01.440 No it's not that

01:07:02.360 But I just think as you

01:07:03.220 I think as you go through the years 1.00

01:07:04.840 I think your penis becomes less soft 1.00

01:07:07.020 I really do 1.00

01:07:07.740 I would have guessed the opposite

01:07:09.300 I would have totally guessed the opposite too

01:07:11.020 What you think like

01:07:11.400 It becomes more soft

01:07:12.620 It's like you know when you were in grade school

01:07:14.480 And you had a piece of paper

01:07:15.680 And then you crumpled it up

01:07:16.980 And undid it

01:07:18.860 And then crumpled it up

01:07:19.720 And if you did that enough times

01:07:21.000 Anyone know this

01:07:21.740 it kind of turned into

01:07:22.580 like a soft blanket

01:07:23.440 like

01:07:23.760 yeah of course

01:07:24.500 and you could

01:07:25.240 take a nap on it

01:07:26.060 and put it right here

01:07:26.900 you want to put 0.99

01:07:28.180 dicks on your shoulders 0.99

01:07:28.900 no I'm saying 0.98

01:07:29.980 I'm saying over

01:07:30.780 over usage

01:07:32.320 and wear

01:07:32.880 it became

01:07:33.660 softer

01:07:34.660 I think the word's

01:07:35.500 malleable

01:07:36.020 no no no

01:07:37.160 I'm saying literally

01:07:38.180 the texture

01:07:38.780 it became soft

01:07:39.880 are you able to

01:07:41.280 create like a balloon 1.00

01:07:42.360 animal out of your penis 1.00

01:07:43.300 I've heard it can be done 1.00

01:07:44.860 you have to be in Uganda

01:07:46.120 alright guys

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01:07:50.380 hold on

01:07:50.860 wait a second

01:07:51.500 No, please

01:07:52.440 Not like this

01:07:53.440 There's no way

01:07:54.700 That could be

01:07:55.140 Why the lights?

01:07:56.560 Why the lights?

01:07:57.640 Hit that subscribe button

01:07:58.680 Let us know if 0.99

01:08:00.120 You think penises have a scent 0.99

01:08:03.020 That's all I want to know 0.99

01:08:04.200 I've heard 0.99

01:08:05.080 Babe, do dicks have a smell? 0.99

01:08:08.600 Oh yeah, there's a girl 0.99

01:08:09.440 I think it like highly depends

01:08:11.400 I would really hope that 1.00

01:08:13.100 This penis does not have a scent 1.00

01:08:14.520 It's not 1.00

01:08:15.460 So you're saying it smells like nothing

01:08:17.400 Like water?

01:08:19.580 Cause that's what I said 1.00

01:08:20.900 But this girl insisted 1.00

01:08:22.220 That penises have a smell 0.99

01:08:23.720 I'll tell you after the podcast 1.00

01:08:25.320 Okay

01:08:25.700 Well then like 1.00

01:08:26.940 She's with the wrong penis 1.00

01:08:28.300 Yeah 1.00

01:08:28.640 That's what I said

01:08:29.480 I am with Shauna

01:08:30.140 Hey

01:08:30.680 Did you see my girl's face

01:08:32.200 She goes

01:08:32.800 Well then maybe she's

01:08:33.860 With the wrong 0.99

01:08:34.480 What the fuck is that 0.99

01:08:35.440 The camera's not even on you 0.99

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 01, 2020

E239 Logan Paul Criticizes Jake Paul’s Vicious Nate Robinson KO

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