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00:02:12.280 As the person who wants to leave a legacy forever, I'm going for the win.

00:02:20.480 so funny how to pop this you actually use a gluck gluck 9 000

00:02:31.540 the double-handed gluck gluck 9 000 speaking of which alex from call her daddy will actually be

00:02:38.060 on the show next week but no no no next year yeah but until then welcome back to the world's 0.73

00:02:44.460 number one podcast that's true that you can do my job for me damn it sure i may need to because

00:02:49.620 there's been an announcement i got a new occupation we're gonna get to it uh professional 0.51

00:02:54.080 boxer slash youtuber slash pokemon collector now slash epoxy arts and crafts builder i've

00:02:59.660 been doing a lot of epoxy resin projects pouring so much epoxy wearing a mask because uh you can

00:03:05.440 get lung cancer like mike said welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world

00:03:10.120 hit that subscribe button what are you looking at me like that for this is just it's energetic

00:03:15.400 this podcast this one's gonna be good oh yeah i can just feel it this one's gonna be yeah

00:03:21.060 hard cut we leave we're like wow that was the worst podcast it's yeah it's a big it's a big

00:03:24.920 day big week super big week for all of us obviously for uh the the thing which i want to get into

00:03:29.340 later but georgie uh you if i'm not mistaken are going tonight leaving to arizona to open up for

00:03:36.680 joe coy yeah for three of his comedy shows in arizona i'm gonna do one i planned one and come

00:03:42.400 back and but he offered every single night for the rest of the week wait hold on that i feel like

00:03:47.860 we sped into that a little bit you're opening for stadium sellout netflix special extraordinaire

00:03:54.800 comedian joe coy yeah it started out kind of like just joking around the guy logan kind of pressed

00:04:01.180 on it and uh he kind of just took me under his wing and he's like he's forcing me to get on stage

00:04:05.320 now this makes me so happy yeah this makes me so happy you know what made me pull the trigger on

00:04:09.860 this bro because i'm still shaking i've never been this nervous in my life but then i was like 0.66

00:04:14.200 if logan paul could go up in front of millions of people and fight the best fucking boxer to ever 0.96

00:04:22.040 exist i could get on the stage and tell a few shitty jokes like i could do this yeah so you 0.99

00:04:27.460 get knocked out i get knocked out by the whole crowd and here's the difference though i still 0.87

00:04:31.940 have some experience right at least i have a little bit you have a better chance you have a

00:04:36.020 better chance i'm gonna say this you have a better chance of knocking out foley mayweather

00:04:39.480 out cold than i do of having a standing ovation i think you might be right but still i believe

00:04:47.860 no i believe in you i believe in you and i told you my advice was this just be vulnerable just

00:04:52.000 be open like it's so cool to see you finally take the leap man like i remember i was texting 0.99

00:04:55.980 every single day and the the overarching story here the lesson to be learned is take the fucking 0.86

00:05:01.880 leap take the leap i know it's so scary but i would text you every day literally every day 0.94

00:05:06.620 reminder to do stand-up comedy reminder to do stand-up comedy and you're finally doing it i

00:05:11.140 said just be vulnerable go open the show hey guys you know i've never done this before uh i'm opening

00:05:17.480 for joe coy he said i could do that so if i bomb he looks better right i'm gonna do the best i

00:05:23.040 possibly can and if worse comes to worse i'll go back to youtube yeah for sure just just be open

00:05:27.780 be vulnerable and don't be afraid to fail that's the biggest thing yeah i'm not i'm not expecting

00:05:31.960 anything but to kind of fail i honestly think it's just something i have to i can't you can't

00:05:36.300 even think about what it is until you're there it's like trying to be something you've never

00:05:41.860 like i can't be a contractor i've never i've never done that i know just because i'm a funny guy

00:05:45.760 doesn't mean i'm a comedian so i have to go and see if this is my lane if it's not then i'll come

00:05:49.920 back here and be on the podcast so exciting both both you guys just sit here as the as the third

00:05:55.440 co-host and see what you guys are both doing

00:05:58.240 in your respective lanes and just to know that

00:06:00.200 I'm going to go play Call of Duty later

00:06:02.100 for 600 people on Twitch is just

00:06:03.940 makes me feel like

00:06:06.160 I probably got to step it up at some point. You wrote a book

00:06:08.200 this year. We're good. Yeah, that's true, I guess.

00:06:11.200 You know what I noticed today?

00:06:12.640 I was walking to

00:06:13.820 Starbucks. I wake up every morning and the first

00:06:16.160 thing I do is I go to get my girlfriend coffee

00:06:17.900 because we have a Starbucks around the corner

00:06:20.200 and I walk down the street for her. She wants the

00:06:22.160 caramel brulee 1.00

00:06:24.200 frap frap or or or latte you got to know this shit yeah let's say you're walking you're not 1.00

00:06:30.440 even driving you're walking down the street the caramel brulee uh uh latte you know how many 1.00

00:06:34.720 calories has in it tell me almost a thousand calories like it has more calories than a burrito

00:06:40.120 at uh chipotle what's in it how is that she starts her morning like that every day and by the way i've

00:06:45.660 been drinking lately too because it's delicious it's the caramel brulee latte from starbucks

00:06:49.860 Just on your girlfriend 1.00

00:06:55.400 It all goes to her butt 1.00

00:06:56.600 On you it's like 0.99

00:06:57.500 It's just your face you know

00:06:58.600 Like hers is like

00:06:59.860 Other guys will see and be like 0.99

00:07:00.860 Damn 0.98

00:07:01.240 And then when people see you 1.00

00:07:02.360 They're like damn 0.99

00:07:03.060 No Mike 0.99

00:07:07.360 I'm joking

00:07:08.280 I'm practicing my stand up bit bro

00:07:09.980 That was funny

00:07:10.840 I'm practicing bro

00:07:12.360 Someone said to me today

00:07:13.380 By the way

00:07:13.860 I'm not upset at all

00:07:14.720 I love this

00:07:15.220 Someone said to me today

00:07:16.440 When I was walking to the kitchen

00:07:17.320 Jeff's assistant

00:07:18.060 She goes

00:07:18.960 I see there's Dunkin Donuts on the counter

00:07:20.840 like donuts, actual donuts and I'm like 0.99

00:07:22.580 oh shit, Dunkin Donuts? She goes yeah I brought donuts 0.99

00:07:24.720 I know you like them Mike

00:07:26.820 But she didn't even like put zing on it

00:07:30.600 it was just the way she said it

00:07:31.700 I know you like donuts Mike

00:07:33.420 and I just looked at her like this

00:07:35.360 How did she say it? Was it like this?

00:07:37.660 Check it. Listen to the tone

00:07:39.120 I like, I know you like these donuts

00:07:41.680 Alright, or was it like

00:07:43.100 I think that's like a HR thing

00:07:44.760 I think that goes right to the public relations team

00:07:47.480 that's sexual harassment. Nope, doesn't work for me.

00:07:49.940 I don't work with her. I'm just telling a story. I'm a comedian.

00:07:52.380 Alright, listen. We get it. I'm fat.

00:07:53.720 Alright, listen. So I'm walking

00:07:55.720 to... Thank God you're walking, by the way.

00:07:57.500 Yes, I need to. I need to burn off the calories.

00:08:03.080 Hey, I just want to say the last picture that was taken

00:08:05.800 on this show, I had the best abs in.

00:08:08.140 It was an internet. Internet called it out.

00:08:10.540 Mike's got the best abs out of the three of them.

00:08:12.300 It was true. His top abs are coming in.

00:08:14.160 It's weird. Everything goes to the bottom

00:08:16.040 ab anyways i'm walking to the starbucks burning calories and i realized something los angeles has

00:08:24.200 the bougiest homeless population on planet earth now i had heard these stories before i had heard

00:08:31.040 about this but i'm walking and i see this guy and he's pushing a shopping cart filled with you know

00:08:36.560 various things pots pans whatever else uh you know homeless person might have and the first thing i

00:08:42.500 noticed was wow this guy is dressed incredibly he's got what appears to be brand new leather

00:08:46.760 pants and jacket on looks like he's straight out of white stripes music video he looked

00:08:50.180 absolutely incredible and at first i was like wow you know i would consider this to be quite

00:08:56.320 a good looking and well put together gentleman uh and he turns to me and he says hey you got 0.98

00:09:02.240 any money and not like you got any money but more like yo where's my fucking money you know 0.84

00:09:06.680 what i'm saying and i'm just i'm just walking you know like yeah uh well because all 2020 and 0.94

00:09:11.880 shit you know i don't i don't have like actual cashers have card and he gave me like a look 0.53

00:09:15.780 like this like you got vimo like this like this like whatever man and i so i turned to him and 0.98

00:09:22.780 in a very east coast way i'm like you want me to get you a hot coffee you want a hot coffee

00:09:28.920 you know because it was cold this morning it's like 62 degrees in la freezing right

00:09:32.420 and so i go you want me to get you a coffee and he goes he turns to me and he goes

00:09:38.420 i take a mint julep frappuccino

00:09:46.200 he's a he's a patron at starbucks regular the septum ring like the nose ring coming out and

00:09:57.920 He goes, I'll take the mint julep frappuccino from Starbucks. 1.00

00:10:02.580 And I turned around and I was like, this motherfucker, that's a $9 coffee. 0.99

00:10:07.240 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:08.100 And he said, by the way, you have Apple Pay.

00:10:10.840 I'll take that.

00:10:11.540 Yeah, I'll take that too.

00:10:12.360 I'll take all of it.

00:10:12.840 I got Square. 1.00

00:10:13.740 And then he also said, and get your own caramel frappe, you fat asshole. 1.00

00:10:18.920 Did he take the drink from you and be like, you know that's 1,000 calories, right? 1.00

00:10:21.740 So listen, so I go, and by the way, so soft-spoken.

00:10:24.280 Did you get him the drink?

00:10:25.020 Yeah, so I go, of course.

00:10:26.020 What a nice guy.

00:10:26.680 So I go in there and I get him the drink.

00:10:29.160 And by the way, it's called like a mince. 0.97

00:10:30.960 I don't even know what the fuck it's called now. 0.97

00:10:32.760 Obviously, I'm not very good with the naming at Starbucks. 0.98

00:10:34.700 So I go, I bring it back to him.

00:10:35.980 And his thank you was so.

00:10:39.040 Subpar, huh?

00:10:40.120 Thanks.

00:10:40.600 Half-hearted.

00:10:41.000 Oh, thanks.

00:10:42.880 Like, are you still here?

00:10:45.040 Why are you still? 0.99

00:10:46.260 Give me the coffee and keep it moving, fat boy. 0.99

00:10:49.140 Like, why are you standing here? 0.98

00:10:51.320 It was just, we have the bougiest homeless population. 0.97

00:10:54.280 and it's fucked up because we don't actually treat them as well san francisco actually treats 0.95

00:10:58.940 their homeless better than anybody we don't even do as good of a job here but for whatever reason 0.98

00:11:02.180 la because i think a lot of them at one point were you know actors actresses stylistas baristas

00:11:08.980 like these these they know what's good you know and so i don't know i'm uh it is a it is a problem

00:11:15.040 here in la uh there's a there's a very large homeless population and it's it's it's sad i'm

00:11:20.780 something is done about it soon i'm a bit uh curious though just about i i don't know like

00:11:28.320 okay uh the guy who we brought to the house and we did the fan with and we and we and we uh threw

00:11:35.380 the ten thousand dollars and everyone collected it and then at the end everyone like gave the

00:11:38.620 money that they had collected from this extravaganza to the homeless man right we just

00:11:44.440 gave the homeless man uh ten thousand dollars and i and i drove him back to his spot i was like man

00:11:48.700 I'm like, what are you going to do with it?

00:11:49.600 And he ran me through all these things.

00:11:50.720 He's like, yo, I'm going to get a room.

00:11:51.980 I might like clean up.

00:11:53.080 I have a boat.

00:11:54.400 I was like, oh, okay.

00:11:55.820 I might clean up my boat a little bit.

00:11:57.940 And bro, do you know we still see this guy?

00:12:00.740 We still see him standing there on the street every day.

00:12:05.860 Oh, this is a very, no, this is a very, Danny's saying he doesn't have a boat.

00:12:09.500 This is a very touchy topic.

00:12:10.820 And I understand like by no means, and I know you're talking about something separate than what I was,

00:12:15.220 But by no means am I, you know, jovializing or making light of the fact that we have a major homeless problem in this city and state and country. 0.97

00:12:24.560 But also at the same time, there's something to be said about the fact that there's a lot of people out there making a lot of fucking money. 0.91

00:12:31.160 So is that is that what I'm asking? 0.97

00:12:32.640 Is that what I'm that's what I'm asking.

00:12:36.260 So I think it's I I've heard some people making upwards of one hundred thousand dollars a year.

00:12:41.280 You're strictly lying.

00:12:43.200 You're lying.

00:12:43.860 Yeah. And you see them. We used to have this problem in Milford in Connecticut, where I'm from. You would see them drive up, park their car, get out of the car, change clothes into something very dirty.

00:12:56.020 You see those sick videos where they'll fake a disability? 0.98

00:13:01.620 Yeah. 0.94

00:13:02.000 I saw a video of a girl who had like the walkers on her hands and would like walk around the city and pretend to be fully impaired, fully disabled. 0.50

00:13:10.940 And they followed her one day.

00:13:13.500 Completely normal, healthy girl.

00:13:16.840 And it's disgusting. 0.75

00:13:18.400 It's vile.

00:13:19.780 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:20.000 I think it's like indicative or representative of like a small, you know.

00:13:24.060 Sure.

00:13:24.260 And I just want to make sure that we're not, you know, making it seem like that's the whole group.

00:13:29.200 But the people out there do exist.

00:13:31.180 And so when the kid came up to me this morning, he's like, I'll take the mint.

00:13:33.880 I was like, oh, dude.

00:13:35.360 It happens.

00:13:36.120 Yeah.

00:13:37.280 But we've got bigger news than me being fat.

00:13:40.120 What else is going on?

00:13:41.340 Well, I heard this story because the masks now, right?

00:13:45.080 I said this before.

00:13:45.800 You know how people wear masks?

00:13:47.080 Yeah.

00:13:47.300 I heard this story.

00:13:48.140 I was talking to this girl because some guy was like flirting with her at sports rehab.

00:13:52.580 And she works there.

00:13:53.420 I said, yo, that guy was totally flirting with you.

00:13:55.600 I saw you kind of flirting back.

00:13:57.260 You were catching anyways.

00:13:58.680 Were you jealous?

00:13:59.380 No, I wasn't jealous.

00:14:00.360 I was just like, oh, it's a fascinating dynamic.

00:14:02.420 I love to watch men hit on women.

00:14:04.680 Just like observe.

00:14:06.600 I feel like watching you say that statement, George, right?

00:14:11.200 When he watches porn, he just watches the beginning 30 seconds. 0.65

00:14:13.880 He's like, once they get naked, he's like, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. 0.91

00:14:16.060 Let's start the conversation.

00:14:16.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:17.400 Tell her how you want to fix the fan.

00:14:19.420 Nice.

00:14:20.140 Nice.

00:14:20.500 Okay, next one, next one.

00:14:21.480 Okay, she's stuck in a laundry.

00:14:22.840 Nice.

00:14:23.420 just a fascinating dynamic it's a fascinating dynamic it's like interconnectivity between humans

00:14:29.040 a male and a female like the spark of what could be an intimate relationship it's it's in i love

00:14:35.800 people and like i love figuring out how people watch people watching it's fantastic everybody

00:14:39.760 loves so i'm just watching i'm like let's see what this guy does like how is he gonna wheel

00:14:43.100 this girl and um so the girl he walks away and i caught the tail end of it he walks away i was

00:14:48.780 yeah he's totally flirting flirting with you like how did it go she's like it was great until he

00:14:53.880 asked me to take off my mask to see how i looked without my mask on yo are guys doing this oh yeah

00:15:00.640 i've heard of this guys are doing this now in the pandemic they're like hey you know so cute you're

00:15:05.140 such a cutie mad cute can you take off your mask just so i can tell it how cute you are though

00:15:09.960 smart smart smart you're saying that's the move no hell yeah you're saying hell yeah what are you

00:15:14.880 talking about you want to be bringing this girl back home 0.99

00:15:16.440 oh oh oh oh put it back on put it back on she's like why you have covid i go no bitch i don't 1.00

00:15:23.180 know the fuck you have put it back on the fucking what are you gonna cut a hole in it and be like 1.00

00:15:27.300 this is how we foreplay just keep that shit on cut a hole yo but how incredibly rude yeah would 1.00

00:15:33.980 it be for you to bring her back home and she fucking lied to you or has no nose or mouth 1.00

00:15:38.860 he's right all the ugly people are storming the streets now because of 1.00

00:15:44.840 this mask bullshit add him to the list of marginalized groups that we've offended 1.00

00:15:48.340 the nose list next week i am so sorry guys nah you know why fuck that i'm i can make fun of 0.99

00:15:55.140 them because i'm borderline almost there i'm borderline how would you do it though george 0.95

00:15:58.480 which seriously if you take a mask off uh somehow easy i would play offset mask on 0.98

00:16:03.520 fuck it mask go ahead go ahead you missed it i'll rewind this off courtesy laugh on that one i'm not 0.99

00:16:09.300 gonna do the same okay i leave that fucking joke home i like i swear to god george i like that i 1.00

00:16:13.740 like that joke i was looking at your body fat well one more time one more time one more time 0.99

00:16:17.920 nice george dude your face wrinkled when you were smiling at me it is a potato it is a shame though

00:16:24.180 it's like that uh connectivity between people has been diluted because of the masks because it

00:16:30.960 would it would it would be um i mean you know hopefully she has a mouth and a nose but how

00:16:35.840 can you be sure we we talk what if it was just reverse whatever nose is right here in her mouth

00:16:40.140 anything could happen yeah you don't know yeah but definitely but we talked about it with hayden

00:16:44.220 the other day too when he was at the house it's the massive just added a new dynamic of conversation

00:16:48.760 style where you know you're so you're being expressive with your eyes you're trying to make

00:16:53.580 people understand heyden says he does this now hayden says he's working on smiling with his eyes

00:16:59.320 as my editor he says he'll do this smiling with his eyes right but his mouth is the same yeah his

00:17:04.720 mouth is the exact same but he'll do this and he'll be like that's what that's weird like why

00:17:08.540 not just smile under the mask, too, because then your

00:17:10.540 eyes will just naturally look like you're smiling.

00:17:12.820 Do any of you guys flick your tongue and they don't even

00:17:14.520 know?

00:17:16.780 Yeah.

00:17:17.700 No, no, no, just like...

00:17:19.800 No, but we don't do this with clothes, right? We don't do this with clothes.

00:17:22.320 We're not like, oh, you know, I'm flirting with this girl. You're mad cute.

00:17:24.920 Shadi, could you take off your clothes so I could

00:17:26.500 just see exactly what I'm working with?

00:17:28.420 There are some guys that do that, though.

00:17:30.000 Shadi, would you wind up dressing?

00:17:31.780 No, I have to do that. It's all naked on Instagram.

00:17:33.460 Thank you. Instagram does that for you.

00:17:34.820 They're all naked on Instagram, anyway. 0.99

00:17:35.860 By the way, this Facetune shit's getting out of hand. 0.99

00:17:38.620 Did you see this video? 0.99

00:17:39.480 You could do it with video. 1.00

00:17:40.520 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00

00:17:41.800 First of all, who the fuck do they hire for these videos? 1.00

00:17:44.360 Hey, listen, you look just like what we need. 1.00

00:17:46.500 We need an ugly fucking person so we could turn you beautiful. 1.00

00:17:50.160 You're hired. 1.00

00:17:50.920 Just one podcast.

00:17:52.300 Sorry, it's my brother.

00:17:53.100 It's my brother.

00:17:53.920 Should I answer?

00:17:54.460 Yeah, I mean, yeah, he deserved it.

00:17:56.220 Hey, hey, we're on impulsive.

00:17:58.980 Hey, everybody.

00:18:01.140 How you doing since your fight against Nate Robinson?

00:18:04.000 You on your high horse?

00:18:04.940 You snowboarded in Mammoth.

00:18:06.420 Everything good?

00:18:07.540 Everything is good.

00:18:08.420 I'm a bit overwhelmed with everything that's going on.

00:18:11.380 But hey, let's not forget about Logan Paul versus Floyd Munster.

00:18:16.960 Wow.

00:18:18.940 I'll call you after the podcast.

00:18:20.660 We're going to get into it.

00:18:22.100 Okay, let's do it.

00:18:23.100 All right, peace with me.

00:18:25.280 Yeah.

00:18:26.380 What a dramatic difference would it be if he called you right now

00:18:28.860 and if you lost that fight, his energy would be totally like,

00:18:32.460 hey, guys.

00:18:33.280 Hey, guys.

00:18:33.920 Hey, guys.

00:18:34.800 Nah, the stars weren't aligned.

00:18:37.220 Did you guys see Nate Robinson's after speech?

00:18:40.360 He's like, I'd like to apologize to the NBA.

00:18:42.500 He did.

00:18:43.100 I didn't see that.

00:18:43.960 Oh, I didn't see it either.

00:18:44.720 I heard people talking about it. 0.99

00:18:45.540 Fuck, now I have to fact check myself. 0.99

00:18:48.020 I don't know, but how funny would that be? 0.99

00:18:50.540 I'd like to apologize to the NBA for putting you guys on my back.

00:18:54.180 It's sad.

00:18:54.940 Yeah.

00:18:55.780 Should we just do it?

00:18:56.620 No, because what are we doing here?

00:18:58.000 I don't know.

00:18:58.300 Should we just do it?

00:18:59.260 We're foreplaying.

00:19:00.140 We're trying to get them up.

00:19:01.100 We're trying to get them nice and hard for this conversation. 0.99

00:19:03.280 guys fucking february 20th i'm fighting floyd mayweather floyd money fucking get up and do 0.99

00:19:09.320 the punches good get up we've rehearsed this yeah yeah wait wait wait do it again but do it at his 0.99

00:19:16.080 level you would punch him on oh my god that's way too high the chirps are already starting how you

00:19:19.600 doing you look shocked we've known we've known we've heard rumblings for some time about this 0.99

00:19:26.960 actually happening and and i think being a part of this camp and this podcast and all the shit

00:19:31.680 that happens around all this you get numb jaded and used to the idea of everything happening i

00:19:36.880 was not ready for this to actually be happening like yo my best friend is about to fight the

00:19:41.200 greatest fighter warrior in the history of humankind potentially of course because i'm

00:19:47.700 sure there were others but there is an asterisk there is it you got you got at least but it's

00:19:52.340 at least sayable with the asterisk and people are like okay like that's believable one of the

00:19:57.560 greatest fighters

00:19:58.920 of all time. Defensive. It's

00:20:01.360 undeniable. Nobody could argue that he never lost.

00:20:04.240 The only argument would

00:20:05.520 be pound for pound.

00:20:07.300 I mean, bro.

00:20:10.120 Alright, I get what you're

00:20:11.520 saying. You can't say that about Michael Jordan

00:20:13.400 or some shit like that. Or Michael Jackson, yeah. 0.97

00:20:14.960 I get it. I get it.

00:20:16.500 Absolutely insane. Everyone

00:20:19.380 in this camp knows I'm fucking 0.99

00:20:21.300 buzzing. I'm so... 0.99

00:20:25.340 What's the feeling? Are you nervous?

00:20:27.560 scared let me throw some questions at you sure i'm gonna be the audience right now one are you

00:20:32.040 completely out of your mind that's the first one yes good first question okay great yes second

00:20:36.980 question do you logan paul actually believe in yourself like there's no cameras rolling right 0.96

00:20:42.840 now just me and you sure do you actually believe you have a chance of fucking them up or do you 0.59

00:20:49.440 think you're just gonna go in there and be like yo if i could just last that would be a win for me 0.86

00:20:53.080 What are you going in trying to do

00:20:55.360 You want me to tell you my game plan right now

00:20:57.620 In front of everyone

00:20:58.300 No no no no camera's gone

00:21:00.000 You're asking me if I have a chance to beat Floyd Mayweather

00:21:01.940 Yes

00:21:02.300 You'd be lying if you said it was impossible

00:21:07.860 And everyone wants to watch a miracle

00:21:10.680 Everyone wants to watch 1.00

00:21:12.920 A fucking miracle 0.99

00:21:14.060 And on February 20th 0.99

00:21:16.120 I have an opportunity for whatever reason

00:21:18.280 That God said bless me with

00:21:19.760 To pull this off 0.96

00:21:20.720 and you could fucking bet your bottom dollar i want to do everything in my power to make it happen 0.88

00:21:27.540 so yeah it's hella exciting it's it's uh it's it's unbelievable it's again i said on jake's uh 0.96

00:21:36.760 after jake's knockout how can you fathom the unfathomable unfathomable i can't that's definitely

00:21:42.320 not a word unfathomable i was supposed to play devil's avocado for this uh podcast i think it's 0.99

00:21:48.820 important i think it's important that there's someone here uh who who doesn't suck dick and 0.99

00:21:54.340 obviously george is excluded from that um but for example you couldn't even beat ksi right 0.99

00:22:04.700 what makes you think that you deserve to be able to walk in into the ring and be in the presence

00:22:09.840 of one of the greatest boxers it's so crazy because i don't know if this is the right

00:22:13.440 outlet for this because it's mine do i do i save this for like traditional media and and the press

00:22:19.140 conferences even because i'm making a video on my youtube channel where i'm going to kind of dive

00:22:22.840 into this a little bit and it almost feels like it's it's it's cheating if you talk about it on

00:22:27.080 their platforms they can spend it who gets the who gets the money from the ad revenue they run 0.98

00:22:32.020 off those platforms you're fucking right answer the question yeah yeah yeah you're fucking right 0.96

00:22:37.760 uh the question the question the root of your question is what do i deserve this opportunity 0.98

00:22:41.600 yeah um i i i i don't want to say no i don't i don't want to say yes uh for whatever reason

00:22:50.360 like i said i i was the one that had been blessed with this opportunity and i and i don't take that

00:22:56.620 lightly uh you know fighters worked their whole life their whole life to get an opportunity to

00:23:03.540 fight on a stage this big this this could be one of the biggest fights in the history of combat

00:23:09.800 at sports and i i don't say that jokingly and people can laugh and pretend it's a gimmick but

00:23:15.700 you got a guy who's 25 versus a guy who's 43 you got a guy who's six foot two versus a guy who's

00:23:21.640 five foot eight david and goliath you got a guy who's 200 pounds versus a guy who's 150 pounds

00:23:27.740 i weigh a whole adolescent human taller bigger than he's not letting you cut weight

00:23:32.780 i hope they don't i hope they don't give me some sort of uh that's gonna be a huge 0.94

00:23:37.740 way to make huge difference i'll be pissed i'm not gonna lie i'll be fucking pissed if they tell 0.71

00:23:41.660 me i have to drop one make a certain way or hold back punches dude it's it's the fight game and 0.86

00:23:48.300 anyone and everyone in the fight game will tell you that anything can happen at any moment right

00:23:52.260 one punch and i understand floyd is the most evasive defensive mastermind fighter of all time

00:23:58.680 but you'd be lying if you said it was impossible bro but you'd be you'd be no one can say it's

00:24:04.000 impossible i'm not saying it's impossible but i'm gonna hit you with some just reality vision and i

00:24:08.240 don't mean to discourage you at all no no first off you don't think i'm used to this by now for

00:24:12.900 this has been a a five to six month process of trying to make this fight happen truly like

00:24:17.700 everyone in this house knows it like we've been we've been sitting and waiting for this announcement

00:24:21.000 to finally happen and we weren't sure that if it was going to and it finally did and you don't think

00:24:25.620 i'm fully mentally prepared and and moreover uh knowledgeable about the capabilities of floyd

00:24:34.560 money mayweather like fully fully understand what i'm getting getting into fully understand

00:24:40.280 the caliber of athlete that i'm dealing with here but just eager and excited to share the ring with

00:24:45.380 him do you think and and it's so odd because you know i've never had i've never had

00:24:52.980 everyone rooting against me you know like at least i had some people on my side and when i

00:25:01.360 said rooting against me i mean people that that believe i can win the fight and there are some 0.56

00:25:05.040 out there and the worst part is i can't like i fucking get it he's the greatest fighter on the 0.85

00:25:11.800 planet and even statistically just going by the numbers you got a guy who's 50 you know 0.90

00:25:15.980 versus a guy who's 0-1. 0.97

00:25:18.920 So I get on paper how this looks absolutely fucking ludicrous, 0.99

00:25:23.180 and it is, but shit, that's where we're at. 0.99

00:25:25.960 If we learn anything in 2020, it's that anything is possible, 0.95

00:25:29.240 and this might be one of the weirdest, strangest,

00:25:31.240 most exciting things to come out of it.

00:25:33.400 More over than people just questioning whether or not

00:25:36.620 you have the capability to beat Floyd Mayweather,

00:25:40.760 there are also the people who think that a Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather fight

00:25:44.920 once again back to this is a mockery to the sport of boxing someone reached out to me via dm and

00:25:52.260 said this is bad for the sport this is a money grab and nothing less yeah look what dana white 0.97

00:25:58.040 said the nuk boys talked to him last night did you see the floyd logan paul shit today 0.99

00:26:02.860 yeah what do you think of that yeah i mean that it's fucking when people ask me what's the state 0.98

00:26:10.800 of boxing uh right now that's that's where it's at i mean didn't that kid get beat up by the 0.94

00:26:16.420 fucking video game kid from england and now he's gonna fight floyd mayweather yeah and i i like 0.98

00:26:21.780 both the pauls they've always been fucking super supportive of us but that is a fucking crazy 0.98

00:26:26.880 matchup good for logan but i think yeah it is a crazy matchup it's insane and uh so hold on can 0.94

00:26:32.660 we touch on that for a sec too whatever you want michael so dana so i guess dana uh thinks that

00:26:39.120 it's a little ridiculous for

00:26:41.080 boxing to team up with Influencer

00:26:43.100 to drive more views for

00:26:45.020 a fight as he sits 0.99

00:26:47.040 on the Nelk Boys

00:26:48.800 show.

00:26:51.760 Aina, 0.97

00:26:52.560 you teamed up with the Nelk Boys, and 1.00

00:26:55.020 I believe that video game boxer you 1.00

00:26:56.980 speak of, didn't he do some sort

00:26:59.100 of deal with him

00:27:00.860 at some point? I think they did a collab.

00:27:03.320 Very strange. He doesn't even remember. Very strange.

00:27:05.360 So, anyways, leads me

00:27:07.020 back to my question.

00:27:07.720 someone someone sent that question to me a lot of people have asked me that in the dms and my

00:27:12.260 response was very much i believe that logan paul takes boxing more seriously than floyd mayweather

00:27:17.200 does right now i really do i really do logan's up in the morning every single day fighting

00:27:21.760 golden gloves level sparring partners he eats the part works the part watches film before he goes to

00:27:28.800 bed every night do you think floyd mayweather currently in the lead up to this fight is

00:27:31.900 training as hard as you are the the rebuttal that i'll play devil devils out of hey i'm not saying

00:27:37.700 that was my response i just i heard obviously doing our research at the grapevine studying

00:27:43.060 the fighter for the past five months all he does is train yeah he he doesn't have a vice

00:27:49.120 seriously right his only vice is i think it's roller skater he loves to he loves to roller

00:27:55.040 skate but he doesn't drink he doesn't smoke he doesn't go out and party maybe maybe few and far

00:28:01.400 between but he doesn't have a vice he's a machine he's the best fighter in the world for a reason

00:28:06.980 would you throw a stick in front of him while he's roller skating right now if you had the

00:28:10.840 opportunity no i'm not gonna no i wouldn't do that he'd probably dodge it too yeah he's fast

00:28:17.460 or he's so good he'd just jump into a spin looking graceful and so ice and so yeah so that's so

00:28:23.140 that's counter the point i was trying to make because i'd heard the same thing this dude's 0.72

00:28:26.020 the hardest working motherfucking athlete ever yeah he's not gonna work harder than me this fight

00:28:30.500 uh he just won't i think i think uh he's definitely in you know not for good reason 0.96

00:28:37.740 but it would make sense that he underestimates me why would he not i mean especially everything

00:28:42.580 i have online none of it is overly impressive and uh after the last fight um when my hand wasn't

00:28:50.060 raised i got back to the locker room and um none of it made sense i couldn't it didn't compute for 0.96

00:28:58.040 some reason and even in the uh post fight press conference i sat there i said some dumb shit 0.95

00:29:05.540 sneezed three times uh but they should not let fighters do post fight press conferences after 0.99

00:29:11.460 you've been fucking rattled in the head dude you're not in the right headspace that's the 0.88

00:29:14.400 best time it's the best part this is the best time to get memes but i i i uh sat there and i 0.99

00:29:19.240 said a lot of things one of which i said this doesn't feel like a loss i don't i don't know

00:29:24.560 why um like i've i've lost before like really lost on a on a global scale and it just didn't

00:29:32.700 feel like that and i you know i asked the universe i asked the creator what like why did this happen

00:29:40.000 um like i said it just didn't make any sense to me and now a year later a year plus later that

00:29:45.960 everything is coming around i'm like makes sense oh my god makes sense they say everything happens

00:29:50.960 for a reason and maybe i had to lose that fight maybe i had to have the greatest fall in the

00:29:57.100 history of social media to have the greatest victory maybe i'm just saying things to make

00:30:05.760 myself feel good about the situation but seriously if i had won that fight would i have gotten this

00:30:13.120 opportunity that dwarfs any opportunity or event that any social media star has done ever

00:30:20.460 the gratitude that i have to share the ring with this legend 0.97

00:30:25.460 is unparalleled the only thing i can do is work my fucking ass off and do the best i possibly can 0.76

00:30:33.180 and i believe good things will happen i so a lot of people are going to read the com i'm going to 0.98

00:30:38.120 read the comments and a lot of people are going to be like oh you just got jord you just fucking 0.95

00:30:41.260 dick rides but like they don't get to see what i see behind closed doors when these cameras aren't 0.99

00:30:46.480 rolling and i see the tears and i see the stress and i see the blood bro it's not even just you

00:30:52.040 it's you it's mike it's the people that we surround ourselves with we do the impossible 0.84

00:30:57.140 we work and then our outcome is either really fucking great or absolutely fucking nothing 0.99

00:31:04.660 yep so there is a chance for you to fucking make a legacy and fucking people write movies and books 0.99

00:31:10.300 over this shit think about it this will be the greatest upset in the history of sports ever 1.00

00:31:15.140 So you already won, bro. 1.00

00:31:16.920 It's going to be big.

00:31:17.940 It's a win-win situation. 0.97

00:31:19.300 It doesn't even fucking matter what happens, 0.99

00:31:21.060 but you can bet your ass I'm going for the knockout. 0.99

00:31:24.120 It would, dog, they talk about this 0.99

00:31:26.140 for the next thousand years.

00:31:28.860 I can't believe Floyd took this fight. 0.98

00:31:30.860 I can't fucking believe that Floyd took this fight. 0.97

00:31:33.700 He's incentivized by one thing. 0.98

00:31:36.680 Floyd, money mayweather.

00:31:38.060 And we haven't even touched on that yet.

00:31:39.520 We have not yet touched on the potential size of this fight.

00:31:44.280 there is a chance that this fight ends up being worth over a hundred million dollars in revenue

00:31:51.480 a hundred million and this is not owned by anyone famio famio sorry sorry by the way the guy who

00:31:59.000 threw it together i'm not gonna say his name i don't know if he wanted to stay anonymous but i

00:32:02.340 i have no idea how he did like just just a mastermind puppeteer like i said i when jeff

00:32:09.360 first approached me yeah my manager and he said hey would you fight floyd mayweather i remember 1.00

00:32:15.000 this i go what the fuck are you saying just suck a dick go work on maverick dmt were you on drugs 1.00

00:32:23.660 i mean yes i would but why would you that would never happen obviously just like every other 1.00

00:32:28.940 human on the planet like what a month later he's like hey man i have a 14 page contract for you to 1.00

00:32:34.820 I said, fuck you. 1.00

00:32:38.980 Fuck you. 1.00

00:32:39.860 I'll sign your stupid fantasy contract, but like this would never happen. 1.00

00:32:42.820 Right. 1.00

00:32:43.000 So I signed the contract a month later.

00:32:44.680 He's like, Hey man, you know,

00:32:46.020 Floyd's been wired a lot of money as a guaranteed fee to fight you.

00:32:49.680 I said, that's great. 1.00

00:32:52.120 Fuck you. 1.00

00:32:52.900 Why would this ever happen? 1.00

00:32:54.400 Still don't believe it.

00:32:55.240 And then for the next three, four months,

00:32:57.200 I just refused to believe it until I was in the ring with this guy.

00:33:00.080 And then he posted the announcement. 0.99

00:33:01.600 Now I'm like, Oh shit, this is very real. 0.75

00:33:03.660 and we've been training uh for a while now it's why he made fun of me it's why i haven't been 0.59

00:33:09.420 posting youtube videos i'm not i'm not very good at multitasking and the moment that this became 0.67

00:33:14.120 a semi-real opportunity i fucking grasped it and ran with it training in arts and crafts do you 0.78

00:33:22.900 remember that's it do you remember when we were drinking on the patio and this was like oh like 0.76

00:33:28.140 we're like yeah this is never gonna happen but just imagine if it did and we just sat there and

00:33:32.560 just literally just daydreamed about how the press would go crazy and how the world would

00:33:37.000 just flip when that when everything got announced and my phone got buzzed like a thousand times 1.00

00:33:43.960 i was like bro like we fucking talked about this shit it's insane we talked about this shit so bro 0.99

00:33:49.280 like we're talking about you fighting and i'm talking about dude there might be a fucking chance 1.00

00:33:54.540 where you get one clean shot on this motherfucker and it changes the fucking mindset of everybody 1.00

00:34:00.500 watching the fight forever forever my everyone everyone will want to witness that i would shit 1.00

00:34:05.440 my pants take this shit and fling it at people i'd believe it the commentary of the community 0.97

00:34:12.180 has been insane i so so right off the rip because this is kind of cool i reached out to portnoy 0.99

00:34:17.340 and his team uh this morning and asked him to send a message uh his thoughts on this fight

00:34:24.520 which you have now in your text message he sent us a a video we've not yet watched it

00:34:29.180 Oh, Dave Portnoy sent a video?

00:34:30.440 Yeah, I don't know why.

00:34:31.560 I have no idea what this is going to say.

00:34:33.820 Oh, boy.

00:34:34.520 All right, Dave, you just got recently listed as the most polarizing sports media personality.

00:34:39.800 What are your thoughts on the recently announced Logan Paul Floyd Mayweather fight?

00:34:43.980 So I talked about it when I was on Impulsive.

00:34:46.800 And listen, I like Logan.

00:34:49.000 I have to know how hard Mayweather's trying.

00:34:51.740 If Mayweather's going all out, like this is Rocky IV, he's in Russia type situation,

00:34:56.240 I would bet all my money that Logan Paul can't land a punch.

00:35:01.200 If he's like, okay, Nate Robinson got knocked out and it was bad on black Twitter

00:35:09.260 and it was bad for professional athletes, he's got to basically avenge that 0.92

00:35:13.420 and he wants to whoop him, I think he can whoop him.

00:35:16.980 If he thinks of an exhibition and he wants to get money

00:35:20.400 and it's just maybe set in the pavement for down the road,

00:35:24.700 it could be entertaining.

00:35:25.680 And this is nothing about Logan.

00:35:26.820 I like Logan. 1.00

00:35:27.600 I wouldn't fight any of the balls if they'd fucking mash me. 0.99

00:35:30.480 But Mayweather's the greatest to ever do it. 0.99

00:35:31.900 I know he's older.

00:35:33.760 But I've got to believe the greatest boxer of all time can do whatever he wants with basically an amateur.

00:35:40.840 But I don't know.

00:35:41.800 I'll watch.

00:35:42.560 I'll buy the fight.

00:35:43.340 I'm intrigued because I was wrong.

00:35:44.440 I thought Nate Robinson would be Jake.

00:35:46.520 So we'll see here.

00:35:47.640 I already said it, though.

00:35:48.660 You know, Mayweather, he's the best boxer of all time.

00:35:51.900 If he doesn't want to get hit, I don't think he'll get hit.

00:35:53.960 If he's mad and wants to prove a point

00:35:56.100 I think he can 0.99

00:35:56.880 If it's a payday, who fucking knows 0.96

00:35:59.620 I really don't know 0.97

00:36:01.000 That's what makes boxing great

00:36:02.320 This is what you need to do right now

00:36:05.080 As soon as this podcast is over

00:36:06.600 You go to the store

00:36:08.200 And you get a bottle

00:36:09.860 And you engrave Mayweather's name on it

00:36:11.860 And you ship it to him

00:36:12.760 And also for backup, do the same with your name

00:36:15.860 And just be like, just

00:36:17.060 Ship them in two different boxes

00:36:19.160 Get them really excited about it

00:36:21.580 I'm going to be clowning

00:36:23.380 So what do you think about that? 0.93

00:36:24.720 I'll be trolling.

00:36:25.480 Dude, it makes sense.

00:36:26.540 It's a mindset that everyone has for good reason. 0.99

00:36:33.060 But I'm not the fucking guy to underestimate. 0.98

00:36:35.500 I'm just not. 0.98

00:36:36.680 I'm really not.

00:36:37.680 I've proved people wrong so many times, and I'm going to continue to do it for the rest of my life. 0.95

00:36:43.100 This is the biggest opportunity I've ever been granted, and I'm going to seize the fucking moment, work my ass off, and pull off a miracle. 0.95

00:36:49.820 But it won't be the first time that I've shocked the world. 0.87

00:36:52.700 what that's for sure what what what is an exhibition fight what no we just saw it with

00:36:59.720 tyson roy jones okay and it was very friendly a lot of no look punches no real dangerous headshots

00:37:06.440 i mean you're walking in to fight floyd mayweather and you've said it before that he

00:37:11.260 is you know 50 pounds lighter than you which is a massive difference one shot from you could

00:37:18.680 decimate Floyd Mayweather or any opponent

00:37:21.020 if you land that right hand

00:37:22.280 the only difference is when you're fighting Floyd

00:37:24.580 you're fighting photons, light

00:37:26.260 a beam that does not exist

00:37:28.220 you cannot hit what you cannot see, Logan Paul

00:37:30.840 what is

00:37:32.860 an exhibition fight with Floyd Mayweather

00:37:34.760 what does that mean? I actually have no idea

00:37:36.980 I do not know

00:37:38.380 don't you wear different gloves? I don't know if

00:37:40.640 they'll make me wear heavier gloves

00:37:42.020 I don't know if they're going to make me lose weight

00:37:44.000 they're swords

00:37:45.260 I'll be honest

00:37:49.500 I'll be pissed

00:37:51.760 if they make me lose weight

00:37:52.800 I'll be pissed if they have us in different gloves

00:37:55.120 to me that's the shtick

00:37:57.340 that's the thing right

00:37:58.600 you got the guy who's the best ever

00:38:00.760 and you got a young buck

00:38:02.980 who believes he can do anything

00:38:04.960 even though everyone says he can't

00:38:07.500 you know

00:38:09.000 that's the entire

00:38:11.220 ploy of the fight

00:38:13.340 it's gonna be crazy to see me in there against the guy his size it's gonna be it's gonna be a 0.89

00:38:19.480 fucking spectacle where is do we have any ideas yet or right now so check it out right where it 0.87

00:38:24.420 might be i don't know but right now you can buy the pay-per-view on famio uh for 24.99 wow which 0.94

00:38:30.340 is actually a sick deal it's a sick deal it's floyd mayweather yeah uh but after the first

00:38:34.820 million buys and i don't know where we're at yet they're gonna they're gonna bump it up to i think

00:38:39.500 40 and then late december they're gonna go to 60 so so basically get it now it's a sliding scale 0.97

00:38:44.160 well you're gonna watch like you're gonna fuck it well you can make as much fun of it as you want

00:38:47.500 but it's gonna be uh one of the most entertaining events of 2021 and yeah you're gonna watch so if 0.98

00:38:54.720 you want to save yourself 50 bucks get early undercard commentators all all tbd snoop wants

00:39:00.740 to uh rightfully check it out check it out snoop snoop commented on the announcement he said i got

00:39:06.720 this get this man in here get this man in here he's got to i mean he was the the favorite of of

00:39:11.760 uh nate robbins or of the tyson matchup no that's the other thing um hitting what portnoy said is

00:39:18.160 is man my brother just pulled off a a glorious knockout stunning beautiful right this is my

00:39:30.480 blood if there's anything that inspires me more than that there's nothing that inspires

00:39:36.560 me more than that dude he just well said he just raised the bar he just raised the bar for boxing

00:39:44.900 for my family for the logan v jake uh competition and yeah he'll get mad i have to i have to i have

00:39:53.780 to match it have to i have to match it have to he uh man i i was so inspired with him knocking

00:40:00.760 out Nate Robinson and shit what a better follow-up than this do you just yeah you just win by just

00:40:09.580 walking in the ring you know what I'm saying like it's like it's like I understand like this desire 0.98

00:40:13.540 to want to do the impossible but it's like it's like the second you guys once that bell rings

00:40:19.780 you've already you've already showed everyone else up like you've already no one could follow that 1.00

00:40:25.520 If I had no spine and I was a absolute pussy, you'd tell me you're going to take a dive. 1.00

00:40:31.900 That'd be enough. 1.00

00:40:33.100 That'd be enough for me.

00:40:34.160 Right.

00:40:34.500 But as the person who wants to leave a legacy forever, I'm going for the win.

00:40:47.200 If I'm already, I should be an interviewer.

00:40:50.840 I already have the best question.

00:40:51.760 Here we go.

00:40:52.240 One in a million chance

00:40:54.800 You knock this dude clean

00:40:57.260 Whole world shocked

00:40:59.000 They hand you the mic

00:41:00.480 And they say Logan Paul

00:41:02.140 Who is next 0.99

00:41:03.660 Who the fuck 1.00

00:41:06.120 Would you want to fucking fight after that 0.99

00:41:08.760 I don't know technically you know I'd be the best boxer on the planet 0.99

00:41:10.940 I'll tell you what

00:41:12.180 First thing I do I go buy some land in upstate New York

00:41:15.680 Build a

00:41:17.280 Beautiful mansion

00:41:18.440 Find myself a honey

00:41:19.860 We out

00:41:22.260 You retire

00:41:23.320 Get a couple dogs, retire

00:41:25.220 Then just do prize fights for the rest of my life

00:41:27.640 That's not a bad life, bro

00:41:30.780 That is not a bad life

00:41:32.080 It's fantastic, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:41:33.940 Who knows, who knows

00:41:35.220 I'd peak, right

00:41:38.060 What do you do after that, what do you do

00:41:39.920 Just call out somebody random 0.99

00:41:41.080 Justin Timberlake, you're like, what the fuck 0.99

00:41:43.380 These guys at home 1.00

00:41:45.780 You're like, dirty pop, what the fuck 1.00

00:41:47.120 Check this out, a lot of sports commentary on it 1.00

00:41:49.380 says ever since nate got knocked out by logan's brother we've been looking for our get back this

00:41:53.640 our get back this is for the culture we have to represent and the fight is taking place during

00:41:59.400 black history month yeah oh i've been seeing the tweets i've been seeing the tweets he is so

00:42:03.920 unfortunate i hate why are they bringing race i hate that it's been reduced to race or not not

00:42:08.760 not reduced but i hate that it's even a part of the conversation it is but it's also but it's also

00:42:13.680 It's also a great joking.

00:42:15.700 It's used as a joke.

00:42:17.040 People take jokes and they make it serious.

00:42:19.300 But everybody said after Nate got knocked out

00:42:22.420 that it was a big loss for the black community 0.71

00:42:24.120 and he was uninvited to the black parties. 0.87

00:42:26.400 No, he's still invited.

00:42:28.100 No, no.

00:42:28.460 Is he?

00:42:29.360 No, Jake Paul now has a card.

00:42:31.580 You saw Jake Paul hanging out with the baby.

00:42:33.560 Duh.

00:42:34.040 Baby.

00:42:34.560 Not all baby.

00:42:35.440 Duh.

00:42:35.800 Baby.

00:42:37.020 Did you see how he was laying on the floor?

00:42:38.700 Yeah, you don't get to just hang out with duh baby 1.00

00:42:40.840 unless you got a fucking card, bro. 1.00

00:42:43.020 Black card. 1.00

00:42:43.680 They can go to those parts. 1.00

00:42:45.320 Nate Robinson, he can only hang out at Harvard and Yale now and shit. 0.99

00:42:48.700 He's at picnics with political science majors. 1.00

00:42:52.420 He got fucking discounted out. 0.98

00:42:54.560 He's gone and got knocked out by the smaller YouTube brother, dude. 1.00

00:42:59.400 It's fucked up. 0.99

00:43:01.240 And Jake made this fight even harder for you 1.00

00:43:05.020 because I bet you would have had a couple people from the black community 1.00

00:43:07.720 that fucked with you prior to Nate getting knocked out. 1.00

00:43:10.500 Now they're riding for their own. 1.00

00:43:12.120 Now they're riding for their blood, bro.

00:43:13.420 They saw Nate go down 1.00

00:43:15.480 They don't fuck with you now bro 1.00

00:43:17.320 Just get a bunch of unfollows 1.00

00:43:18.700 You're like what the fuck 0.98

00:43:19.280 What did I do to Jason Derulo 0.99

00:43:20.900 Why is he mad at me 0.99

00:43:21.680 What the fuck 1.00

00:43:23.360 I was just watching him bake a cake 1.00

00:43:24.660 What is he mad about

00:43:25.440 No literally

00:43:26.400 They're pissed off bro

00:43:28.040 And now they want Floyd 0.99

00:43:29.060 To fucking exact revenge on you dude 0.99

00:43:32.120 The good news is 1.00

00:43:34.420 He's you know

00:43:36.100 A buck fifty soaking wet

00:43:37.900 And you could

00:43:39.260 I believe that you could

00:43:40.960 Now here's the thing

00:43:42.080 What I'll say is

00:43:42.660 you have to

00:43:43.720 in the words

00:43:46.780 of one of the greatest boxers

00:43:48.600 ever in real life

00:43:50.240 it's not about how hard you hit

00:43:52.360 it's about how hard you can get hit

00:43:54.380 and get back up 0.97

00:43:56.400 or keep going or some shit like that 0.94

00:43:57.840 I said something

00:43:59.340 beautiful Rocky movement

00:44:01.840 you want a fat shaming s'more George or are you done

00:44:03.920 that's something to do with you eating donuts

00:44:05.440 let George know how he feel about fat shaming

00:44:08.260 in the comments

00:44:08.700 listen to me 0.99

00:44:10.260 You gotta open that ass up 0.99

00:44:12.640 This is us right now 0.99

00:44:13.800 Logan Parker actually beat Mayweather

00:44:16.740 With his height and weight advantage

00:44:18.080 That's so us

00:44:19.600 That's so us 0.98

00:44:21.780 You know what's fucked up is I'm wearing a hat and you guys aren't 1.00

00:44:24.280 Like what the fuck 1.00

00:44:25.180 I feel like you have to walk into this fight 0.99

00:44:28.500 A little bit differently than the KSI situation

00:44:30.560 And be willing to take 0.98

00:44:31.780 And be willing to take a shot to the face 0.99

00:44:34.780 To get inside 0.99

00:44:36.560 And land that right

00:44:38.380 hey thank god he mentioned that because i don't know what you would do without that knowledge

00:44:43.540 what are you gonna do just walk in like i thought i was gonna do the same thing i did to ksi hey

00:44:48.680 what's it man you keep washing your hands i know stuff we interrupt this program to bring

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00:45:44.200 again link in description back to the program but the amount of text the amount of texts i've gotten

00:45:49.320 i mean first off hard stop there insane the amount of texts i've gotten people offering me boxing

00:45:56.440 advice you know everyone thinks they're a boxer oh yeah everyone right you watch enough boxing

00:46:01.220 is that why you didn't text him back

00:46:04.160 at what point

00:46:05.440 you gotta get on the inside

00:46:08.060 devil's avocado again

00:46:09.800 and to play this role again

00:46:11.320 that is how people

00:46:14.200 in the boxing community look at you

00:46:16.060 they're like oh this kid thinks he's a boxer

00:46:18.240 at what point does someone become

00:46:20.280 a boxer so like

00:46:21.280 you're a pro boxer

00:46:22.140 what I am

00:46:23.880 can anybody get that

00:46:27.120 deemed that you just sign up for the license

00:46:29.220 my question is this

00:46:30.380 How do you differentiate between a boxer and an internet boxer?

00:46:35.580 It's going to be the same uphill battle that Jake and I have had

00:46:40.020 whenever we go to the next platform, right?

00:46:42.760 Viner.

00:46:43.820 You're a Viner until you're a YouTuber, right?

00:46:46.480 You're a YouTuber until you're a boxer.

00:46:48.960 Jake is a boxing YouTuber until he's a rapper.

00:46:51.640 There's always that battle and that stigma that you're going to have to overcome.

00:46:55.760 And, dude, if I go out there and put on a stunning performance.

00:46:58.900 A dazzling show.

00:46:59.400 dog dog i mean people can put the word youtuber in front of the slash boxer for so long before

00:47:08.020 fully like okay let's give them some credit like this kid's out here rolling heads right like in

00:47:13.980 sparring we're not dog we're not we're not picking we're not picking like bums these are

00:47:18.800 professional ass fighters undefeated fighters full like knockout fighters um and i like i said i think

00:47:26.720 it's all i think it all happened this way for a reason man like i said there's not there's 0.60

00:47:32.140 nothing online i think that is even close to being representative of where i'm at now

00:47:38.080 in terms of skill right i'm gonna bet on you man i really if you bet 5k on me yeah you win 0.92

00:47:47.380 75 000 what the fuck bet the house win a mansion bet the house when i know it's bet the house 0.96

00:47:53.940 win a spaceship. What are you talking about? 0.99

00:47:55.780 These are big fucking numbers. 1.00

00:47:57.560 $5,000? 1.00

00:47:59.160 $75,000? Floyd's negative

00:48:01.560 $5,000 right now? Yeah, bet $5,000

00:48:03.620 to win $100.

00:48:06.460 That was fantastic. Bet $5,000

00:48:07.880 to win $100.

00:48:09.560 I'm coming.

00:48:11.160 That's such a hard fight for the books,

00:48:13.920 dude, for the bookies. Nobody's

00:48:15.860 taking the fucking Floyd action. There's a bunch of rich people 0.99

00:48:17.820 that are like, I'll toss a $5,000 at it.

00:48:19.800 How many rounds?

00:48:22.160 It'll be the, what's it called?

00:48:23.740 What are those bets called?

00:48:24.860 The prop bets?

00:48:26.140 Yeah.

00:48:26.520 A lot of people were taking the prop bets.

00:48:28.580 Hella exciting.

00:48:30.180 Man, for everyone who ran.

00:48:32.540 Dude, that's crazy. 1.00

00:48:33.200 Antonio Brown, you're still a pussy. 1.00

00:48:35.340 Ouch. 1.00

00:48:36.220 Austin McBroom.

00:48:37.900 He did another video, right?

00:48:39.400 I don't know what his deal is.

00:48:40.320 He did like a one, two, three.

00:48:41.500 He looked good.

00:48:42.560 The YMCA would be so impressed.

00:48:45.100 Yo, the way the bread match covered it was my favorite thing.

00:48:48.120 You know, Austin McBroom does the bare minimum while calling out.

00:48:51.680 Go and say, no, don't show his.

00:48:53.020 Do you know what Tai Bo is?

00:48:57.220 I really do like this kid, bro.

00:48:59.380 I think at some point when this is over, he comes on the show 0.97

00:49:01.780 because he's fucking hilarious. 0.98

00:49:03.200 But look what he poses. 0.98

00:49:04.480 Try it further down.

00:49:06.460 While you're doing that,

00:49:07.580 has anybody seen their parents do Tai Bo?

00:49:10.960 Do you know what Tai Bo is?

00:49:12.060 Does anybody here know what Tai Bo is?

00:49:13.560 It's like a boxing cassette tape.

00:49:15.740 And the guy goes, all right, double time.

00:49:17.680 Go, go, go. 1.00

00:49:18.580 Dead ass. 1.00

00:49:19.320 When he did that, I visioned my mother in the living room. 1.00

00:49:22.320 Doing that

00:49:23.400 And I was like

00:49:23.780 Dude you can't post that

00:49:24.920 Well he did

00:49:26.260 Look at this

00:49:27.460 One two three

00:49:28.080 That's it coach 1.00

00:49:28.780 Oh shit 1.00

00:49:30.460 Did you like that little fake 1.00

00:49:31.420 In the beginning

00:49:31.800 Yeah

00:49:32.480 Oh no

00:49:34.660 Here we go

00:49:35.680 Ready

00:49:36.060 And the nice palm trees

00:49:38.780 There it is

00:49:39.300 Wow

00:49:39.780 Wow

00:49:40.420 Wow

00:49:40.800 Nice dad

00:49:41.280 Hey

00:49:41.720 Look look look

00:49:42.820 Oh

00:49:44.160 I got enough kids

00:49:45.720 But I'm making my son

00:49:46.660 Oh

00:49:47.580 Oh

00:49:51.980 I don't know why

00:49:53.700 That was his best take

00:49:54.860 That was his best take

00:49:56.360 Do you realize that he's done that at least 15-20 times

00:49:59.260 Looked back at it

00:50:00.020 He's like not good enough 0.98

00:50:00.760 And then thought that was fucking good enough 0.97

00:50:03.540 Mike Tyson been real quiet since this 0.98

00:50:07.160 I commented

00:50:07.820 Did you get any muscles with that shirt

00:50:09.560 Yeah

00:50:11.440 I watched that a bunch of times

00:50:14.080 I don't know

00:50:14.560 My favorite thing in the world is when people make stuff to be serious

00:50:17.820 But it's unintentionally funny

00:50:19.640 It's my favorite content

00:50:20.620 It's my favorite content on the internet.

00:50:22.640 It's like, man, I'm not going to say, but there's certain creators who, and I used to be like this, right?

00:50:26.920 Of course. 1.00

00:50:27.440 Yeah, it's just, you're a young creator, or you just fucking suck. 0.99

00:50:31.000 And you make your stuff like full authenticity, like trying to be that dude. 1.00

00:50:39.020 And you're just not.

00:50:40.180 And you don't have a team.

00:50:41.560 You have no one around you to say, hey, man, like, yo, I hate to tell you, but, you know, when you hit, when he threw the one, two, it just.

00:50:48.460 It was a three.

00:50:49.280 We do not discount that last hook.

00:50:50.960 There was a third.

00:50:51.980 Let me see.

00:50:52.640 It was doo-doo-doo. 0.98

00:50:53.800 There's a combo. 0.97

00:50:55.300 He's a fake.

00:50:56.060 Oh, okay.

00:50:56.640 Yeah, it was a one, two, three.

00:50:57.800 Just classic, bro.

00:50:58.940 You didn't even see the fist. 1.00

00:51:00.280 We're over here talking shit. 1.00

00:51:01.300 You can't even see the motherfucker's hands. 1.00

00:51:03.160 He's fine. 0.99

00:51:04.180 YouTube boxing's back.

00:51:05.900 It's back on the biggest scale ever.

00:51:07.480 Ooh.

00:51:09.120 Crazy. 1.00

00:51:09.640 Damn, crazy. 1.00

00:51:10.080 Where do we even go from here? 1.00

00:51:12.200 I mean, we can't really go anywhere because of the pandemic.

00:51:15.000 Oh, true.

00:51:15.440 so my girlfriend threw up 40 times last night why i'll tell you why thank you uh

00:51:23.120 yeah so you guys know this very well it's the it's the cheat you do like a youtube cheat where

00:51:28.960 like maybe you started off the day and you're like oh god like i can't get into it so you have

00:51:33.080 locked in ideas where you're like okay this is a cheat this will do well yeah so i told she woke

00:51:37.460 up and she was feeling miserable and she had to edit in the morning all this i said yo just throw

00:51:41.560 in an easy video that will get a lot of clicks i'll do well drunk you and a drunk uh what's it

00:51:46.760 called gingerbread house building uh sorry you just took that one to a different place we weren't

00:51:51.360 expecting anyway so go take a walk mike uh so anyways uh we're building this gingerbread house

00:52:01.360 and i took one shot and i had a flashback of when we drank and i was vomiting everywhere

00:52:06.740 and i couldn't do it and i tapped out so she's like i got you and she started taking shots for

00:52:11.820 her and for me oh this girl is soaking wet 45 pounds like this girl had no meal that day and

00:52:19.580 i saw this kind of going down the wrong path i was up all night and i took videos this is kind 0.91

00:52:25.440 of fucked up oh wait is this they called me yes they called me at 1 a.m yes that this is why yes 0.91

00:52:31.980 they called you in quotes 1.00

00:52:34.220 oh my god

00:52:35.320 we have to call them

00:52:37.760 I was like guys it's 1 o'clock in the morning

00:52:40.480 then they called you

00:52:42.260 and then I hung up

00:52:43.400 and then they called you back again

00:52:45.600 that's why you have two missed calls

00:52:46.680 so I was like guys it's not a great idea

00:52:48.720 you probably shouldn't do that

00:52:49.820 it was so bad bro

00:52:52.240 I had to put pillows in the bathroom

00:52:53.980 because her knees were hurting

00:52:55.280 and you think she'd be good at her knees

00:52:58.860 oh

00:53:00.460 maybe leave that one at home tonight too

00:53:03.240 so neither of you guys can drink

00:53:05.580 at all

00:53:06.200 you took like two shots one time

00:53:09.140 and started yakking all over the place

00:53:10.280 yeah I can't drink it's not in me 0.99

00:53:11.500 it's not in my blood bro I cannot fucking drink 0.98

00:53:13.660 I'm semi-similar except the difference is 0.99

00:53:16.200 my last girlfriend

00:53:18.460 made fun of me for this

00:53:19.320 when I throw up I don't do the bathroom

00:53:22.240 I go to nature 1.00

00:53:23.660 you love pissing and shitting 1.00

00:53:26.620 out in the wilderness 1.00

00:53:27.420 Now you're just saying things.

00:53:29.040 You might as well just be saying other things.

00:53:30.240 Remember we had an argument about how you just love peeing out into the backyard? 0.99

00:53:32.620 Why are you about to just throw shitting in there like I've ever done that ever? 0.99

00:53:35.360 You've never shit in the wilderness? 1.00

00:53:37.000 You've never shit ever. 0.99

00:53:37.900 Maybe once for like a show that I was doing on a deserted island where I had to survive. 0.98

00:53:41.180 I've never actively went outside and excitedly shit in my woods. 0.95

00:53:45.940 No, but peeing. 0.98

00:53:47.000 Ooh, Ohio boy. 1.00

00:53:48.160 Fuck yeah, dude. 1.00

00:53:48.980 Side of my house. 1.00

00:53:50.280 Drenched a fence.

00:53:51.460 But how good do you feel after you yak, after you're just like spinning?

00:53:54.900 It's great.

00:53:55.220 it depends where you are because this is why i do it if i'm gonna if i'm in a bathroom mentally 0.95

00:53:59.820 fucks me up i go oh i'm that i'm that drunk ass yeah yeah like my boy's holding my hair yeah if 0.67

00:54:06.220 i'm outside i go i go and then i do it as many times as i need to until i'm i'm cleared all the 0.99

00:54:13.360 toxins out of my body and it's just it's just beautiful like you can throw up kind of lay back 0.98

00:54:18.120 look at the stars and be like i'm an idiot life's beautiful this is crazy i'm drunk and then pound 0.99

00:54:24.580 your chest again and then go for it there's a lot of different like viewpoints on yakking when 0.99

00:54:29.100 you're out drinking with the boys like some people look at it as a as like a momentary lapse

00:54:33.200 a moment of weakness no it's fire you know and then some people and then some people use it as a

00:54:37.800 a tool to continue boozing it's called puking rally yeah it's like a right it's a rally point

00:54:42.920 i was never a big puking i got an iron god you've seen me bro i can put down i mean you'll put me

00:54:47.120 to bed before you hold my hair back you've had so many experiences remember in the uber this was

00:54:51.980 one of many but oh highway 101 north yo you said my boy's gonna yak i need you to pull over right 0.97

00:54:58.520 pull over on the highway post up for a couple minutes do my shit back in the car i'm not the 0.95

00:55:03.580 dude to throw up in the uber i'll never better than evan i'll never remember when evan did that 0.98

00:55:07.300 time oh my god i just i i just was sitting there we're on the ride home same same kind of area on

00:55:12.740 the highway and i just smelled tequila and i was like i know he don't have a bottle with him i was

00:55:16.900 looking out the window just enjoying my sobriety i know i don't have a bottle with him but why do

00:55:20.760 i smell that that 42 and i look over and just the whole seat is and it had those like bucket seats

00:55:26.140 kind of where they sink in so there was a small like uh it was like a lagoon a pew there's like

00:55:31.600 puke lagoon bro of just evan's man you know uh minestrone soup puke we all have these stories

00:55:39.660 when we had a boys night remember when we went to go get steaks and all that stuff yeah he was 1.00

00:55:43.640 visiting and he drank so much and i remember watching him and i was like damn this motherfucker 0.99

00:55:49.360 I could kick it back and I was so impressed 0.99

00:55:51.560 until I came home 0.99

00:55:53.560 and I found him, I'm dead ass, I'm not 0.99

00:55:55.580 kidding, this is not an exaggeration for the joke 0.98

00:55:57.360 I found him because I had to follow the puddles 0.99

00:55:59.800 of fucking vomit 0.99

00:56:00.800 and he was laying next to one of them 1.00

00:56:03.380 and he goes, in quotes, hey man

00:56:05.360 looks like I'm gonna miss my flay 0.98

00:56:07.100 and he's fucking yacked everywhere 0.99

00:56:09.440 and I was like, wow 0.99

00:56:10.420 what else is going on? Just concerned about you

00:56:13.900 with what? Your life

00:56:15.860 yeah, you wash your hands a lot

00:56:17.460 why what?

00:56:18.100 what i just fear that you've gone off the sexual deep end in what in what relevance respect all of 0.54

00:56:25.200 it man i've seen your tongue is always blue bro from blowing smurfs no from having a blue chew 0.99

00:56:30.200 every morning he takes that shit like it's a vitamin blue juice it's so good what are you 0.99

00:56:34.540 getting at no just like the the the the little like hints and stories that we trade every now 1.00

00:56:41.300 and then yours are getting progressively it's all i've got left it's all i've got left they said

00:56:45.840 they said Mike

00:56:46.660 well of course

00:56:47.160 and food

00:56:47.600 as George loves

00:56:48.260 to point out

00:56:49.480 they took

00:56:50.360 stop it

00:56:50.900 not my fault

00:56:51.560 facts don't have

00:56:52.480 feelings

00:56:52.920 Ben Shapiro said

00:56:53.960 that

00:56:54.120 I'm bringing

00:56:56.360 all this to the stage

00:56:57.120 you leave Ben Shapiro

00:56:58.220 out of this

00:56:58.680 I'm so sorry

00:56:59.100 they took my crack away

00:57:00.680 they took my crack

00:57:05.400 from me

00:57:05.800 they took

00:57:06.480 that was two of them

00:57:07.360 alcohol

00:57:07.800 from me

00:57:09.000 they took 0.79

00:57:10.520 sexual deviancy

00:57:12.040 from a

00:57:12.440 from a numbers

00:57:13.140 standpoint

00:57:13.520 from just

00:57:14.040 bagging randos

00:57:14.900 away from me in many respects they've even taken a lot of food away from me i still eat quite a bit

00:57:20.380 but they've taken you know i don't get to have my burger king breakfast the croissant which is

00:57:24.260 anyway my favorite they've taken everything from me one thing they will not take from me is my

00:57:28.720 exploration in the sexual arena but how far is too far nowhere before you're burning up because

00:57:34.140 you flew next to the sun dude he is the homicide oh my god and i'm stopped short nine times out of

00:57:42.920 10. No, but even, bro, I know

00:57:44.860 she's exploring. Like,

00:57:46.560 things are going up places I'd never even

00:57:48.640 imagined.

00:57:51.140 Do you have any idea? You used to be so

00:57:52.540 against it, dude. I know what it is.

00:57:54.880 You used to be so... I know exactly

00:57:56.760 what it is. I'll just say

00:57:58.720 it. What happened?

00:58:00.380 I'll just fucking say it. No, I was never against it. 0.98

00:58:02.780 I was just cautious, okay?

00:58:06.600 If someone gives you a Lamborghini

00:58:08.640 to drive... 1.00

00:58:12.920 And for a whole year, you drive that fucker in fifth gear. 1.00

00:58:16.180 You know sixth gear exists. 1.00

00:58:18.460 But for whatever reason, you won't just stick that fucking clutch and drop it in six. 0.98

00:58:22.700 Because you're like, I'm scared to go 220. 0.99

00:58:25.640 I ain't fucking scared no more, dude. 0.99

00:58:27.520 You took my crack. 0.99

00:58:29.460 I'm going to go 220 with my girlfriend, bro.

00:58:32.940 Because you want to know why? 0.96

00:58:34.120 Because imagine I looked back and said, damn, I never, I can't, I'm not going to say. 0.97

00:58:40.860 I was just going to be completely blunt. 0.98

00:58:42.180 I was going to say a statement

00:58:44.040 Can you imagine you look back

00:58:46.720 And I had to say to my boys 1.00

00:58:47.700 Damn I never fucked Lana Rhodes in the ass 1.00

00:58:49.480 That's what you guys are talking about 1.00

00:58:51.380 No we're not going to believe that

00:58:52.480 That's not what I'm talking about

00:58:54.640 That is your sixth gear

00:58:56.280 Can you imagine we looked back

00:58:57.740 That's my one and a half gear bro

00:58:59.460 That was like it clutched and it failed

00:59:01.360 Hold on a second

00:59:03.540 Well buried under cement 0.99

00:59:06.340 You didn't let me fucking finish 0.99

00:59:08.980 David Blaine in this mother 0.99

00:59:10.460 an airtight

00:59:12.600 airtight seal.

00:59:14.360 The Harry Houdini of sex.

00:59:15.680 What are you talking about? I'm talking about her putting a condom 0.96

00:59:18.180 on her fingers and going up your rectum. 1.00

00:59:19.920 Oh, my asshole. 1.00

00:59:22.380 We should have just mentioned that's seventh gear. 1.00

00:59:25.100 Dude, that analogy

00:59:26.260 didn't make sense. If you were like, yo, I got a

00:59:28.240 Lamborghini. Bro, it's fine.

00:59:29.820 It's fine. It's just when I heard it,

00:59:32.500 I said, my friend

00:59:33.660 said red light.

00:59:38.060 No. Hold on a second.

00:59:40.460 The thing that she's always wanted to do 1.00

00:59:42.840 Is stick objects up my ass 1.00

00:59:44.860 Don't act like that's out of the question 1.00

00:59:48.120 The girl

00:59:49.360 Listen to me

00:59:50.200 The girl has never

00:59:51.720 The girl has never 0.99

00:59:53.900 Fucking 1.00

00:59:54.800 She likes to say she put two fingers in my butt 1.00

00:59:58.000 Danny air muffs 0.99

00:59:59.540 She likes to say she did that 0.99

01:00:01.780 That never fucking happened 0.97

01:00:02.720 Let me explain this 0.99

01:00:04.460 And both you boys would be fucking lying if you said it wasn't the case 0.96

01:00:06.700 You both have had 2020 rim jobs 0.98

01:00:09.980 and you both have had girls at least explore 0.99

01:00:12.660 the nether region of your anus. 0.97

01:00:14.960 And I'm not saying that the fingers went in there 0.96

01:00:16.780 because I'm not saying that fingers went in mine.

01:00:18.640 But George, I know your girl's 1.00

01:00:20.440 eating your asshole and doggy position. 1.00

01:00:22.120 I look at your face, but I know it for a fact. 1.00

01:00:24.040 I can't.

01:00:25.320 To protect the sanctity of your relationship,

01:00:28.780 don't even respond.

01:00:29.960 I'm not going to respond.

01:00:31.320 I'm just going to say this.

01:00:33.140 We're moving on completely from that.

01:00:37.340 Dog, a little licky lickier

01:00:39.300 to a little touch

01:00:40.540 is different though 0.99

01:00:41.220 there's a fucking huge difference bro 0.98

01:00:48.120 when you're walking around 0.99

01:00:49.000 like Bigfoot one day 0.86

01:00:50.080 and then Bambi

01:00:50.960 for her first run

01:00:51.820 the next day 0.99

01:00:52.420 there's a fucking huge difference bro 0.99

01:00:54.240 a lick 0.99

01:00:54.940 and a slip and slide 0.99

01:00:56.000 huge fucking difference 0.98

01:00:57.700 that's what I'm saying 0.99

01:00:58.480 that never happened 1.00

01:00:59.600 I gotta fuck 1.00

01:01:00.980 that was fantastic 1.00

01:01:02.560 that's what I'm saying

01:01:04.240 that never happened

01:01:06.220 she just likes to come

01:01:07.380 and fill his cap 1.00

01:01:08.120 She likes to come and fill his fucking ears with folk tales about John Bunyan becoming 1.00

01:01:15.260 a human puppet. 1.00

01:01:17.180 You're John Bunyan?

01:01:18.420 Yeah. 0.96

01:01:19.980 Just a fat John Bunyan.

01:01:21.720 I have bunions. 0.54

01:01:22.980 So come Mike Bunyan.

01:01:24.520 Oh my God.

01:01:25.580 But yeah, listen, I would love to be a fly under a wall in your bedroom, bro.

01:01:28.540 Just to hear.

01:01:29.840 Not to see.

01:01:30.700 That would be sad.

01:01:31.180 Do you guys think-

01:01:32.360 I think it ruined me.

01:01:33.380 No, no, it's good.

01:01:34.160 It's good stuff.

01:01:34.640 Do you guys think, do you think I'm leaving a bag on the table by not just going into the adult space?

01:01:40.420 I've thought about this a lot. 0.99

01:01:41.600 Because honestly, I'm watching every motherfucking scoundrel around me just picking up bags. 0.99

01:01:48.420 Nobody could hold off it. 0.99

01:01:49.880 God dang, the one person, the angel, the angel of the YouTube community.

01:01:57.380 Oh, Amanda Cerny.

01:01:58.380 She would never.

01:02:00.300 What do you mean she started that way?

01:02:01.680 She got OnlyFans now.

01:02:02.940 She started with Playboy.

01:02:04.640 i know but something but it's always seemed like she was above uh like she was like elevated 1.00

01:02:09.900 am i just wrong are you fuck with me maybe i'm on crack again you fuck with me no i know she 0.99

01:02:14.580 has playboy but now she has only fans and don't are you sure there's a lot are you sure she no 1.00

01:02:20.140 she's on that but there's a difference from that stop george what is your i need to hear your

01:02:24.340 reaction to what i just said doesn't that surprise you a little bit i know she did playboy i know

01:02:28.200 that but she does tasteful like nudity when it comes to like artsy pictures that's different 0.99

01:02:33.000 from getting a comment high up your ass 0.99

01:02:35.060 and recording it for Pornhub. 1.00

01:02:36.580 I love Amanda, obviously.

01:02:38.640 She texted me.

01:02:39.180 We were talking today.

01:02:40.340 Get 20 bucks a month.

01:02:41.860 And, well, I'm conflicted because,

01:02:46.680 I mean, get the bag.

01:02:49.460 No, but that's what I'm asking.

01:02:50.320 I don't know.

01:02:51.140 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:02:53.460 Do not get the bag.

01:02:54.420 Leave the bag on the table.

01:02:55.460 Burn the bag.

01:02:56.180 Throw the bag away. 0.97

01:02:57.080 I guarantee she's not doing full nude.

01:02:58.200 No.

01:02:58.600 She's not.

01:02:59.660 She's not.

01:03:00.580 Artsy.

01:03:00.940 She's doing very artsy stuff.

01:03:02.380 Okay, so are we letting the stigma of OnlyFans blind us to the reality of what she's actually doing?

01:03:09.280 And many women are actually doing an OnlyFans.

01:03:11.140 Just like a tasteful. 0.92

01:03:12.320 Here's some of me, but not all of me.

01:03:14.820 I'm saving that for my man, Johannes.

01:03:17.040 Which, by the way, if he got into the porn industry, I think he's already in there.

01:03:20.500 I've seen a bald guy throwing it down.

01:03:21.900 Is that him?

01:03:22.400 That's Johnny Sims.

01:03:23.520 We've had him on the show.

01:03:24.660 But I guess just my question is like seeing someone else.

01:03:27.400 All right, you're right.

01:03:27.940 She did Playboy.

01:03:28.460 But I always looked at a man as like a very wholesome, you know, girl.

01:03:31.440 She still is

01:03:33.700 I'm not saying she's not

01:03:34.680 I do hear you

01:03:36.520 That stigma of OnlyFans

01:03:39.820 There's other subscription services

01:03:42.860 I got one

01:03:43.780 Maverick Club 1.00

01:03:45.100 And he didn't even show his dick one time 1.00

01:03:46.920 Not even once 0.99

01:03:48.080 I'm considering

01:03:49.460 So I see someone like her

01:03:52.340 Similarly to me

01:03:53.720 Very wholesome person

01:03:55.880 Why am I not doing it

01:03:57.860 Why am I not showing off my abs on OnlyFans

01:04:00.380 wait are you okay sorry just to clarify 0.71

01:04:02.680 are you making like porn videos 0.98

01:04:04.840 like you 1.00

01:04:06.620 masturbating and stuff no I'm saying 1.00

01:04:08.540 is that what you're talking about the bag are you in

01:04:10.440 the mirror with a picture

01:04:12.280 and you're schlong hanging out

01:04:14.800 you sent me a nice picture

01:04:16.240 don't do not

01:04:17.540 I said don't tell

01:04:20.420 I literally said that in the caption

01:04:21.600 don't ask don't tell

01:04:24.060 that's strike one with you

01:04:26.420 go on I think if you're in the space

01:04:28.280 like a taiga or

01:04:30.280 you know someone in that vicinity

01:04:32.880 like if I went I would probably just

01:04:35.220 be having

01:04:37.040 no hold on I'm not doing this by the way 0.98

01:04:39.220 but like if I did I would be having sex there 0.94

01:04:41.160 right like I wouldn't be 0.99

01:04:42.060 remember what your mom said

01:04:44.120 one rule

01:04:44.900 we could poke at Robin

01:04:48.500 all we want but she had one rule

01:04:51.140 poke at right now with the current conversation

01:04:52.960 she said

01:04:53.840 no porn Michael

01:04:55.560 in that exact voice

01:04:57.540 but she said that to Jackson Doherty too and look at him

01:04:59.840 he got only fans with his girlfriend maddie and they're making bags man here's is it worth it

01:05:06.720 it's are you are you unhappy you don't even have a car that's what i'm saying maybe if i had only

01:05:12.600 fans i could finally get from point a to point you can already do that i would say this bro i'm

01:05:17.600 i'm fledgling do you my career you want a family one day do you want a family one day do you want

01:05:21.880 kids i want a family channel the family not so much this is a very dark dark soul we have we're

01:05:29.200 talking to. I was going to give you advice on how I

01:05:31.320 see this. I'm kidding. I'm not doing OnlyFans. Shut up, George.

01:05:33.080 Let's go eat something after the show. Okay. 1.00

01:05:35.040 Which is now.

01:05:36.880 Hey. Thank you.

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01:06:00.260 You're going to watch the fucking fight. 0.99

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 08, 2020

E241 Logan Paul's Strategy To Beat Floyd Mayweather

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