Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E243 Jake Paul Slams Conor McGregor, His Wife & Dana White

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00:02:12.260 When we were younger, Jake told me he wanted to be a villain in movies.

00:02:17.500 He said, I think I have a good villain laugh.

00:02:20.380 Ha ha ha ha.

00:02:22.700 And he just made the movie his life.

00:02:24.540 Woo!

00:02:29.140 breaking news we wrapped up the podcast it was all said and done and then we go scroll on

00:02:37.260 instagram as we do because we're social media addicts and my brother has put out

00:02:43.140 quite the message what the is that to conor mcgregor look at this look at this

00:02:48.720 i can't believe it is what the is up you irish good morning conor mcgregor i know you're probably

00:02:55.320 beating up old dudes in a bar right now or maybe you're off because you're sick of

00:02:58.560 your wife i mean she's a four connor you could do a lot better but happy monday

00:03:02.180 my team sent you a 50 million dollar offer this morning 50 million dollars cash proof of funds

00:03:07.520 the biggest fight offer you've ever been offered but you're scared to fight me connor

00:03:11.760 you're ducking me because you don't want to lose to a youtuber you're all in one as a boxer i'm

00:03:16.660 two and oh as a boxer i just came off the eighth biggest pay-per-view event in history but you want 0.95

00:03:21.780 to fight dustin prober who has less followers on instagram than my fucking dog that's a fact 0.66

00:03:27.160 And Dana White, you're a fucking pussy too, you ugly, fucking bald bitch.

00:03:33.300 You said there's 0% chance of this fight happening,

00:03:35.140 but there's 0% chance of you beating some fucking pussy. 1.00

00:03:38.140 Connor, you're scared. 1.00

00:03:39.480 Dana, you're scared.

00:03:40.980 Sign the fucking contract, you idiots.

00:03:43.200 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

00:03:45.480 Irish bitch. 1.00

00:03:48.360 There's no going back. 1.00

00:03:50.100 No going back from that.

00:03:50.980 What?

00:03:51.540 What just happened?

00:03:52.860 We have to talk about this.

00:03:54.280 Is it?

00:03:54.840 because why did is he on drugs do you think is he on like heavy fucking drugs or something like that 0.58

00:04:01.640 this one's tough somebody said to this i don't mean this figuratively i mean it literally you're

00:04:07.660 going to step in the ring or octown with someone who can really do you harm and you will be carried

00:04:11.000 out in a hearse get mental help you are picking a fight with the best striker mma has ever seen 0.62

00:04:15.700 get help what what what the fuck was he bro he those were not like empty like youtuber things

00:04:24.100 Because those were horrific fucking-

00:04:26.140 He said his wife's a fool.

00:04:27.500 He's only following his wife on Instagram.

00:04:29.660 He's only following Conor McGregor's wife.

00:04:32.180 What the poor girl, what did she do?

00:04:34.020 Why did you bring her mouth to me?

00:04:35.300 Conor, here's the thing.

00:04:37.200 And he said good morning, too.

00:04:39.060 Happy Monday.

00:04:40.900 That was nice.

00:04:41.760 Here's the thing.

00:04:44.500 It's always tough when you see people wading into waters that they don't understand.

00:04:49.780 like like we've seen connor in public like connor will kill you connor will kill you bro like he's

00:04:57.820 a fucking psychopath he has no problem doing severe but like bro let's put it this way 0.93

00:05:03.780 no matter what jake did to nate robinson or to deji 0.92

00:05:08.100 connor mcgregor is a trained murderer a trained killer like imagine if jake all of a sudden

00:05:16.220 randomly saw conor mcgregor in the next week jake's life would cease to exist there would be

00:05:21.840 nothing he could do he would be broken in half you think he'd kill him he would kill him you

00:05:26.640 don't think he'd send his goons first does he have goons yeah i think these are his but i don't think

00:05:32.160 his goons are quite as scary as he is though but i don't but i don't know the irish goons oh like

00:05:37.180 the real ones over in i hope they don't send goons and confuse me and jake and then i'm getting 0.81

00:05:42.780 fucking gang stomped by some Irish goons 0.52

00:05:45.100 that McGregor sent the...

00:05:46.680 Dude, I'm looking at the contract here.

00:05:48.900 Jake Paul has acquired a backing for this event

00:05:51.020 who is willing to guarantee

00:05:52.760 a purse of $50 million

00:05:54.720 for Conor McGregor

00:05:57.260 to participate in the event.

00:06:00.300 Holy shit!

00:06:02.000 If that's true...

00:06:03.140 Oh, if that's true, then Conor has to.

00:06:04.000 What you just said, why not?

00:06:05.140 Yeah, Conor has to.

00:06:05.720 Why would he not go in there and fight Jake?

00:06:09.220 This concerns me.

00:06:10.920 i don't think he's the one i don't that's a hard stop yeah i don't think conor mcgregor's the one

00:06:18.680 and it's funny coming from me right who's fighting floyd mayweather like i get it like 0.54

00:06:23.540 like fighting some top tier high caliber fucking athletes you're coming at it with respect though 0.61

00:06:28.560 and humility at least a decent amount yeah yeah but like you we've had like yo i understand floyd 0.64

00:06:35.200 beat uh connor floyd's older he's not old he's older right he's 43 yeah he hasn't boxed in a

00:06:41.940 while connor's active he's active hey hey man he'd see yeah he still beat up connor uh yeah i i i

00:06:49.480 totally hear you i just uh i don't know something seems a little safer for me maybe i'm just 0.82

00:06:58.100 hey hey hey denial yeah yeah hey buddy you you have a big fucking war i wouldn't water it down 0.58

00:07:05.640 the way you're going about it i wouldn't want either of them but i think yeah i guess we're 0.86

00:07:09.940 just fucking lunatics but this post is getting mad engagement a lot of comments what do you think 0.86

00:07:14.640 it was the fact that he said hey cunt or he went after his wife what i can't believe i can't believe 0.93

00:07:19.400 when we were younger jake told me he wanted to be a villain in movies he said i think i have a good 0.88

00:07:26.520 villain laugh

00:07:27.480 and he just made the movie his life

00:07:32.300 he really that's so accurate

00:07:34.960 he's the real life villain he really is

00:07:36.860 leaning into that role so much

00:07:39.020 like and you and like you know

00:07:40.860 that I have to start thinking

00:07:42.840 about it like that like he is the he's the

00:07:44.800 joker he's the fucking joker bro 0.91

00:07:46.700 like he's very much in a lot of ways become 0.91

00:07:48.700 the joker of

00:07:49.740 of the scene you know what I'm saying and so it's almost

00:07:52.600 like at least

00:07:54.040 You can't say that you wouldn't expect

00:07:56.920 This from Jake Paul right now

00:07:58.480 Well can you though

00:08:00.600 Because all of us watch this video

00:08:02.020 Is he out of his mind

00:08:04.900 I couldn't believe it

00:08:06.620 I thought he was sending that to you

00:08:08.660 To like test it

00:08:10.020 You know how you guys send each other videos like hey what do you think about this

00:08:12.440 But he just went straight to like

00:08:14.100 Also who the

00:08:15.500 Fuck

00:08:18.160 Is guaranteeing a 50 million

00:08:20.700 50 million dollars

00:08:21.980 Connor Blakely

00:08:24.140 like who the fuck

00:08:25.500 is putting $50 million 0.74

00:08:27.100 on that fight

00:08:28.180 oh my god

00:08:30.560 McGregor already said

00:08:32.840 he wouldn't do it

00:08:33.640 there's no way he's doing it

00:08:34.420 he talked about it

00:08:35.460 I thought he did

00:08:36.040 or somebody

00:08:36.420 Dana White

00:08:38.020 oh that's what it was

00:08:38.840 but man it's going to be hard

00:08:39.840 to ignore this one

00:08:40.660 a lot of

00:08:41.420 a lot of attention

00:08:42.300 going to be coming

00:08:44.000 towards Connor's way

00:08:45.540 people are going to want

00:08:46.360 a response

00:08:46.840 yes or no

00:08:48.180 whatever it is

00:08:48.720 people are going to want

00:08:49.480 I'd be curious to see

00:08:50.380 if Connor just takes

00:08:51.360 takes the fighter road on it and just says

00:08:53.440 like, yo, people make videos all the time. I don't give a

00:08:55.380 fuck. For 50 million

00:08:57.380 dollars? No, that's a different

00:08:59.420 story, but we've seen

00:09:01.540 Jake Paul contracts in the

00:09:03.400 past that people were just like, yo, no one

00:09:05.300 ever saw that. It's not a real contract. I bet.

00:09:06.860 I bet. I don't know. He had that

00:09:08.860 big check.

00:09:10.520 Whoa. You saw that big check.

00:09:13.840 Come on.

00:09:14.840 You can take that to City National. You cash it right now.

00:09:17.060 Like Happy Gilmore. The Happy Gilmore check.

00:09:19.240 He made every golf race.

00:09:20.600 You can never catch the checks.

00:09:21.220 Give them the big checks.

00:09:22.420 They were like, sir, happy.

00:09:23.920 Sorry, we're out of the small checks.

00:09:25.340 He's like, I want one of those big fucking checks.

00:09:28.740 Do you think he's going to get some lash from other fighters?

00:09:32.440 Like, hey, this is your profession.

00:09:36.320 You fight for money.

00:09:37.360 The guy offers you $50 million and you're not.

00:09:39.820 Do you feel like people are going to start saying, okay, nice.

00:09:41.640 Not real fighters.

00:09:42.460 That's a fight.

00:09:42.980 That's a fight you take.

00:09:43.860 You have to, bro.

00:09:45.460 But the fighters aren't going to say that.

00:09:46.880 if you are Connor

00:09:48.020 and a YouTuber

00:09:49.060 is chirping at you

00:09:50.200 for 50 million dollars

00:09:51.580 in my eyes

00:09:53.020 like yeah 0.99

00:09:53.340 I'll beat your ass

00:09:53.940 for 50 million dollars

00:09:54.820 that's called stealing

00:09:55.820 that's called

00:09:56.780 taking candy from babies

00:09:57.860 that's fine

00:09:58.820 that's fine

00:09:59.460 I love Jake

00:10:00.720 obviously

00:10:01.360 but this one is 0.98

00:10:02.480 fucking dumb 0.99

00:10:03.420 sorry

00:10:04.220 sorry

00:10:04.900 this one is 0.96

00:10:05.420 fucking dumb dude 0.93

00:10:06.420 yeah yeah 0.86

00:10:06.940 this is how you

00:10:07.920 this is how you

00:10:09.260 get 0.99

00:10:09.440 fuck you 0.99

00:10:10.700 he's saying he's retired 0.97

00:10:12.020 and he also

00:10:12.800 hey Jake

00:10:13.480 you're crazy dude

00:10:14.500 I would never do

00:10:15.400 something like that

00:10:16.320 and then like 0.84

00:10:16.840 fights the best fucking boxer 0.85

00:10:19.020 to ever be in the ring

00:10:20.940 period. I would rather fight

00:10:23.040 Floyd Mayweather than Conor McGregor. I'm

00:10:24.840 serious. Conor McGregor is a

00:10:26.880 Southpaw. He's bigger than Floyd Mayweather.

00:10:29.120 He's younger than Floyd Mayweather. He lost

00:10:30.820 to Mayweather. He's way active. I understand

00:10:33.280 what you're saying. Yeah.

00:10:34.940 So did everyone else. Yeah.

00:10:38.120 He's just

00:10:39.000 a precision striker

00:10:40.760 knockout artist.

00:10:43.200 Floyd is not

00:10:44.820 Hey

00:10:46.440 Floyd's not

00:10:47.420 He's just not

00:10:48.200 He's older

00:10:48.920 Every day he gets older

00:10:50.100 Every day I get better

00:10:51.360 And I get it

00:10:52.780 I understand the discrepancy

00:10:53.980 I get it

00:10:54.520 I get it

00:10:55.020 You know your merch should be

00:10:56.880 It should be denial

00:10:57.940 Well and

00:10:58.860 Yo and think about the show

00:11:00.840 Denial

00:11:01.740 Yeah I know

00:11:02.960 I get he's the best

00:11:03.900 And he's never lost

00:11:04.700 And he actually beat up Conor

00:11:05.960 And he's still training every single day

00:11:07.600 But none of that means anything

00:11:08.400 And

00:11:08.680 What was I talking about

00:11:09.900 Yeah

00:11:10.120 I don't know why

00:11:11.080 I don't know why

00:11:12.460 Yeah it's called denial bro

00:11:14.240 No, I don't know why I would rather fight Floyd than Conor.

00:11:17.320 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:18.280 You know, we heard you.

00:11:19.600 No, but it's still fucking dumb.

00:11:22.060 He still beat up Conor.

00:11:23.400 So you would fight Conor if you were me and you had the option?

00:11:27.360 Yes.

00:11:28.300 Why?

00:11:28.960 Because Conor fucking lost against the guy.

00:11:32.960 So why would you be like, you know what?

00:11:34.660 I don't want to fight number two.

00:11:35.600 I want to fight number one.

00:11:36.340 It's safer.

00:11:37.080 What the fuck?

00:11:38.560 I don't know, dude.

00:11:39.700 Conor.

00:11:40.540 Bro, you.

00:11:41.620 Okay.

00:11:41.860 I hate to break it to you.

00:11:43.340 Mayweather wasn't trying

00:11:45.180 when he fought Conor. Hey, I know.

00:11:47.760 And guess what? He's probably not gonna

00:11:49.560 try with you. Hey, fuck you!

00:11:51.500 Hey, I'm your best friend, man. Un-fuck you.

00:11:53.880 Un-fuck you. Thank you. I'm sorry.

00:11:55.420 I'm sorry. You're right. The bigger problem

00:11:57.500 is like...

00:11:57.940 There's a lot of show that goes

00:12:01.620 into the fight before and after the fight.

00:12:04.080 And one thing's for sure.

00:12:05.780 If you're talking about the lead-up

00:12:07.260 and the post-activities,

00:12:09.660 Floyd's the easier fighter there.

00:12:11.100 You do not want to be sitting across in a

00:12:13.100 fucking table talking about

00:12:15.100 the fight coming up in a week in front of Conor McGregor.

00:12:17.280 That man is a fucking monster.

00:12:18.760 He's a wizard with a wit.

00:12:20.420 A wit wizard.

00:12:22.440 Alright, we're going to go back to the program.

00:12:24.060 We had to speak on this

00:12:25.200 R.I.P. Jake.

00:12:27.940 Jake, congrats though.

00:12:29.560 What a suck up.

00:12:31.220 Welcome back to Impulsive,

00:12:32.760 the number one podcast in the world.

00:12:36.440 Not anymore.

00:12:37.580 I don't know how to say this, guys.

00:12:39.760 Well, two streamies in a row we got.

00:12:42.020 Nah.

00:12:43.000 What do you mean?

00:12:43.380 We only got one in a row.

00:12:44.800 What are you talking about?

00:12:45.860 I got one personally, and then the year after we got the best podcast.

00:12:49.980 We got 2019-2020 best podcast.

00:12:52.020 Did we really?

00:12:52.540 No.

00:12:53.000 No, we didn't, right?

00:12:54.360 I don't think we did.

00:12:55.360 Stop, stop.

00:12:56.640 I did not.

00:12:57.420 No, one of those is my personal one.

00:12:58.980 No, no, no.

00:12:59.260 Short Form Comedy from 2015.

00:13:01.120 The Streamy Awards last week, I did not watch the show because I know we got nominated,

00:13:05.720 and I know that there's no one else that is like us.

00:13:08.800 Who else could the award?

00:13:10.880 Tiny Meekeng got it? 0.77

00:13:12.420 Did Tiny Makin get it?

00:13:14.000 H3? Great shows

00:13:15.700 Uh uh

00:13:16.520 Jay Shetty

00:13:18.260 Jay Shetty

00:13:19.660 Has a podcast

00:13:20.840 On Purpose

00:13:21.940 Won Best Podcast

00:13:23.800 2020

00:13:24.660 Did you say On Purpose?

00:13:26.200 That's the name of the show

00:13:27.440 I'm so sorry

00:13:28.900 So he's got a YouTube podcast show

00:13:32.440 That's right

00:13:33.000 Jay Shetty is his name

00:13:34.560 We had him as a guest on this podcast

00:13:36.740 Really great guy

00:13:38.480 Congratulations to Jay Shetty

00:13:40.800 But I gotta say

00:13:42.600 It doesn't feel great

00:13:45.400 You know

00:13:45.900 Losing again

00:13:46.980 Something

00:13:48.000 It just feels

00:13:49.080 A little bit weird too

00:13:49.920 Just cause of the whole

00:13:50.720 You know

00:13:51.060 Scoreboard and all

00:13:52.000 With the viewership

00:13:53.000 And the you know

00:13:53.880 Diversity of guests

00:13:55.060 And the whole conversation

00:13:55.720 I was surprised

00:13:56.400 I mean listen

00:13:57.080 He's pushing for a great thing

00:13:58.360 Health and wellness

00:13:59.020 Nothing like it

00:13:59.940 Yeah

00:14:00.260 Nothing fucking like it

00:14:01.440 If you're not healthy and well

00:14:02.700 You know what are you

00:14:03.900 But at the end of the day

00:14:04.820 Man it feels like

00:14:06.100 Feels rigged

00:14:08.040 Someone stole the votes

00:14:09.420 Like election

00:14:10.180 I want to recount

00:14:10.820 it's rigged

00:14:12.000 I want to recount 0.92

00:14:12.720 I think Russia was involved

00:14:14.020 are you fucking serious

00:14:15.060 a number of hackers 0.96

00:14:16.080 were involved 0.73

00:14:16.500 Jay fucking Jay

00:14:17.840 I love Jay

00:14:18.700 look he's great

00:14:19.480 and if I'm being honest

00:14:20.920 with you

00:14:21.300 he's providing

00:14:22.480 extreme immense value

00:14:24.680 to people

00:14:25.280 you know what I'm saying

00:14:25.780 Impulsive fans weren't happy about it

00:14:26.820 they let him know

00:14:27.720 on Twitter

00:14:28.180 by the way

00:14:28.800 they were dogging him

00:14:29.760 poor guy

00:14:30.420 they couldn't even just

00:14:31.900 humbly let Jay

00:14:33.900 win his award

00:14:34.680 but I checked out

00:14:35.580 his YouTube channel

00:14:36.360 and I was

00:14:38.400 immersed you know right away i saw i saw the type of content that he's making and boy it's not like

00:14:43.800 this this type of content he's out there telling you how to be a better person we're out here

00:14:47.840 talking about your dicks that's it dicks only it's just it's just honestly it was that that award

00:14:53.160 seemed indicative of the streamings as a whole uh we weren't gonna win that award this year i

00:14:58.000 watched that show and the first thing i noticed was god dang this is a poor representation of 0.79

00:15:03.100 the youtube community as a whole i'm sorry i'm just gonna fucking say it dude like i i'll speak 0.88

00:15:07.360 for myself i don't want to drag you guys into this fucking quicksand dick sand but it seems 0.87

00:15:12.500 like the oscars like all the other award shows they are more concerned with just straight inclusion 0.89

00:15:18.140 that they don't care about the show or the direction or or representing the community as a

00:15:22.600 whole it just seemed it just seemed like a um it seems like they used an incestual cast of

00:15:29.460 characters every single year David Dobrik Liza Koshy uh uh Lily Singh and that's kind of it like

00:15:38.740 like where's the UK is the UK not like invited like oh yeah do you know what I'm saying like

00:15:44.060 it just seems very where they at though I don't know I hear what you're saying inclusivity is

00:15:48.960 always good fantastic but there might be uh I don't know I don't know because I do hear what

00:15:55.460 you're saying the the agenda of the streamies i don't know if it was actually geared towards

00:16:02.920 representing the youtube community in in a fair way yeah does does that make i know this is

00:16:10.100 some of them spot on dude like mr beast one uh creator of the year which i i i thought was a

00:16:17.100 thousand percent accurate last year and they gave it to tana and so and so you know no offense to

00:16:21.080 but mr beast is a fucking uh insane and everybody a lot of the people that that got awards deserve

00:16:27.480 the awards but all i'm saying is this like i i deal with these like entrepreneurs and new 0.91

00:16:32.140 businessmen all the time they come up to me and they're like we've got this new product here man

00:16:36.120 it's gonna it's gonna rival poland spring we we truly believe this is the next best water and i'm

00:16:40.300 like well what is it about your water that makes it better than poland spring and they're like well 0.91

00:16:44.080 let me tell you this our headquarters is represented by only two men the rest are women

00:16:49.780 three of which are you know african like people people have started leading with inclusion and

00:16:57.640 inclusivity as opposed to having that as a very important part of the the puzzle do you know what

00:17:05.660 i'm saying i i don't know i i think i feel i think i know what you're saying are you saying like

00:17:10.660 instead of worrying about the product they're worrying about what people think about the

00:17:13.660 product behind doors and the company and more so the company they're like yo we want to make sure

00:17:17.700 that we have pandered to every single group as opposed to just putting out the product that best

00:17:22.440 represents the audience and our buyer do you believe it's important to go really far down

00:17:27.560 that road and then it'll kind of level out to a more natural yes i think it's all very important

00:17:34.140 i think it's necessary i think we may have reached the point of like okay i personally think we've

00:17:40.160 reached that point it's just like it's it's become just so important to to lead with that that i i

00:17:45.520 think people are starting to forget like yo you have to put out a product that is either

00:17:49.740 representative or um better than your competitor yeah you know what i'm saying i don't know that's

00:17:55.140 just me but no it's all good another another another award uh that i felt fell into the right

00:17:59.960 hands was uh my editor hayden congratulations to my editor hayden he won he won the streamy

00:18:07.460 for editing uh on my vlog channel for for first one yeah yeah his first stream for four years now

00:18:13.240 he showed his reaction video wasn't even wearing socks just at his home i saw that pop the champagne

00:18:19.060 with his girlfriend afterwards or no he was wearing socks no shoes excuse me excuse me

00:18:23.900 footwear isn't my thing uh but yeah congratulations it's it was it was really cool to see um his work

00:18:30.740 i don't know recognized after working with him for for so long and i know how hard this dude

00:18:37.020 works he's insane he's uh he's editing a floyd mayweather reaction video right now for the vlog

00:18:41.920 channel next up we got a music video coming out i think later in this week 2020 i made a 2020 song 0.93

00:18:47.200 goes like this 2020 how about you go and fuck yourself you're the worst hero of all time go 0.63

00:18:53.440 and pick on someone else carol baskin's in it dude you secured the back whoa you could order cameos 0.86

00:19:00.980 from carol baskin best 300 i've ever spent in me days look at this i said oh my god because there's

00:19:09.800 there's a line about carol and i wanted to get her singing uh the song and so i i requested a

00:19:16.280 cameo of her and and this is this is what she said i'm not gonna lie she fired some shots

00:19:21.080 cool cats and kittens it's carol baskin from big cat rescue

00:19:26.920 luke and paul you're not one of the cool cats no you were rude to me in 2020 but i am going to show

00:19:33.220 you that I can take the high road here and sing along with your song you might regret it though

00:19:40.000 I can't sing any better than I can dance I could pause it right now right here like I just did

00:19:45.800 but I'm not gonna because this next part's pretty good

00:19:49.200 2020 how about you going yourself you're the worst year of our time go and pick on someone else I was

00:20:02.240 ready to rock out and now i'm hitting my rock bottom 30 20 all i want to know well all i want

00:20:12.080 to know is is 2021 gonna be any better stay cool cats she said i wasn't a cool cat she said

00:20:19.280 that's the no i think that was the first time you heard the the hook you know carol baskin

00:20:27.420 singing the hook but do you think she killed her husband like does that strike you as someone who

00:20:32.600 some some people would say she whacked him whacked him do you think what do you think george i didn't

00:20:39.680 i didn't want to like say anything because i didn't watch what was going on i would just watch

00:20:42.960 the memes and stuff so that's all my knowledge about it is but just based off that video based

00:20:47.760 off that video yeah the one thing that i thought was i could pay that money i could pay like good

00:20:53.200 money to listen to her like talk to me to sleep like tell a bedtime story her voice was just like

00:20:57.400 I was like sleeping listening to her

00:20:59.300 also you spent 300 bucks on a person

00:21:01.560 that might have murdered their husband

00:21:02.840 an alleged murderer yes

00:21:05.660 that's crazy man

00:21:07.000 that's the way to title it

00:21:08.920 she seems very nice

00:21:11.420 for a murderer right hold on

00:21:13.540 no allegedly

00:21:14.720 I'm gonna

00:21:17.400 shake my head like I knew what that meant

00:21:18.820 allegedly she has been

00:21:21.300 accused of it we're not sure

00:21:23.180 you know she hasn't been convicted but

00:21:25.180 she did kill that song though

00:21:26.620 wow

00:21:27.860 yeah she fired some shots

00:21:31.780 but you know she did take the high road

00:21:33.120 music videos coming out hopefully sometimes this week

00:21:36.080 that's exciting yeah you shot that all day yesterday

00:21:38.080 I put out that video on my YouTube

00:21:40.140 video last on my YouTube channel

00:21:42.000 last week talking about you leaving YouTube

00:21:43.880 forever and people were

00:21:45.840 upset about it bro there's a lot I mean

00:21:47.880 rightfully so there's a lot of people that are upset but it looks like

00:21:49.920 you're gonna have another video on your main channel before

00:21:51.880 the end of the year yeah yeah like I said

00:21:53.820 we got the Floyd Mayweather like announcement like how

00:21:55.860 did this fight come to be what's what were my original thoughts type of stuff nice scripted

00:22:00.080 video coming yeah i haven't quit youtube i'm here also in that video i tried to i tried to set you

00:22:06.480 up with a oh michael michael you ruined me with a girl you ruined me mike with uh with val correct

00:22:13.600 you set the internet on fire with this you really pissed off the gamers i don't think it really

00:22:19.060 reached like a fever pitch i think it was it was all just a misunderstanding but basically for

00:22:23.540 anybody who didn't see it i i you know i ran into nade shot uh matt nade shot friend of mine at

00:22:29.040 100 thieves headquarters did a little walkthrough and a burger testing there and i you know in a

00:22:34.680 very relaxed way brought up the idea of logan and valkyrie potentially having a uh you know a

00:22:40.160 meeting of some sort and that logan was you know semi uh interested in the situation she did not

00:22:46.460 take too kindly to that i don't think she was also she wanted to make it clear she wasn't also

00:22:50.740 She wasn't, like, super upset about it either.

00:22:53.120 She just thought it was...

00:22:54.060 She wasn't happy with your actions.

00:22:55.740 Yeah.

00:22:56.320 Like, well, you're unprofessional.

00:22:58.360 You asked her boss about her dating life.

00:23:02.080 Yeah.

00:23:03.260 Oh, that could be a problem.

00:23:04.540 And you brought...

00:23:06.180 Dragged you into... 0.85

00:23:07.420 You ruined me.

00:23:08.280 I know.

00:23:08.680 And I hate you.

00:23:09.600 I hate you.

00:23:10.220 Look at the headline.

00:23:11.780 Valkyra hits back at disrespectful Logan Paul dating rumors.

00:23:16.220 Well, there was no dating rumors.

00:23:18.840 I was confused with that narrative.

00:23:20.740 That was never, that was never, that part was never a thing.

00:23:23.620 But that's the whole, that was the whole issue.

00:23:25.020 So, so, and I hate touching on this again, because there's been six videos.

00:23:28.780 We should stop.

00:23:29.220 Really?

00:23:29.900 I haven't heard about it, so I love this.

00:23:31.680 Oh, really, really quickly though.

00:23:33.380 The issue was just like me and Matt are friends.

00:23:35.280 And so like she said, you shouldn't have talked to my boss about that.

00:23:38.240 First of all, I don't exactly look at, I didn't look at Matt as her boss.

00:23:41.680 Like I kind of figured they like work together.

00:23:42.980 Like me and Logan work together.

00:23:44.400 Like if you ask me a question about like Logan's toes or something, or like this, like how

00:23:48.000 small his dick is I'll answer you and I won't be offended

00:23:50.020 by the fact that he's my boss 0.99

00:23:51.460 he's not my boss he's like my homie

00:23:53.660 my partner like me and 0.88

00:23:55.100 could you just fucking say what you said 0.68

00:23:57.740 that'd be great so we could all be filled in 0.88

00:23:59.360 to the audience that don't understand what did you say that

00:24:01.740 I thought I delivered that messaging

00:24:03.620 the clip made its way on twitter and she

00:24:05.760 responded to some 0.60

00:24:07.100 something like yo we need to keep this girl away from the

00:24:09.840 Paul brothers which 0.95

00:24:10.500 she's probably right

00:24:12.780 she responded

00:24:15.080 I just spit everywhere

00:24:17.000 I hate this

00:24:19.100 I hate all of it

00:24:19.740 She responded like

00:24:20.420 No, no, no

00:24:21.540 Never, ever, no

00:24:22.860 And then

00:24:26.480 So I had no choice

00:24:27.620 But to put a gif

00:24:28.300 That dude doing the deuces

00:24:29.480 Just please pull it up

00:24:30.800 I love that gif so much

00:24:32.980 Yeah

00:24:33.480 Yeah

00:24:34.180 So I

00:24:34.580 You know I was embarrassed

00:24:36.040 Because my friend embarrassed me

00:24:38.500 No but I didn't

00:24:39.440 I didn't actually

00:24:40.740 You didn't really give a fuck dude

00:24:42.320 And then she addressed

00:24:43.400 Look I had to put this dude

00:24:44.500 I had no choice

00:24:45.160 I'm out

00:24:46.360 I never want to be seen again

00:24:49.400 Don't include me

00:24:50.500 That's Mike knowing he fucked up next to him

00:24:52.620 But yeah it's all good now

00:24:56.080 We're sorry Valkyrie

00:24:57.860 I'm sorry on behalf of Mike

00:24:59.640 And I'm sorry for just existing

00:25:00.960 This is what I'm going to try to do in real life now

00:25:02.840 Sorry I was ever here

00:25:05.080 I'm sorry

00:25:05.860 Other news coming out this week

00:25:08.000 Logan Paul

00:25:09.520 I don't know what's more important

00:25:10.800 Logan Paul

00:25:12.960 Is getting paid

00:25:15.440 it looks like two hundred thousand dollars to fight floyd mayweather who saw this two two

00:25:21.540 hundred thousand dollars and this started to really catch fire on instagram it was being

00:25:26.640 posted on a lot of different boxing websites and i looked and i was like who is reporting this news

00:25:32.840 story 200 grand they're paying them to 200k to get in the ring with one of the the greatest of

00:25:38.100 all time and i looked reported by one of the utmost uh professional reporters in the space

00:25:44.620 a man by the name of daniel keem also known as keem star oh my so people so people are posting

00:25:51.700 the story and they're like oh yeah you know boxing insider daniel keem has reported the story i'm 0.69

00:25:57.180 like you gotta be fucking kidding me right now so you should see me on instagram what was it 0.79

00:26:01.540 what was it 200k like two percent of the back end right and he got five percent five no no a million 0.95

00:26:07.920 up front and five percent no i thought he got 50 i thought i've seen very

00:26:11.920 floyd got 50 and i got five yeah but here's the here's the problem and we know the internet is

00:26:19.440 is you know ruthless for this or or you know does this all the time you know the comments are all

00:26:24.460 like wow i would have thought he would have got more nobody in their had it in their mind to say

00:26:29.160 like wow maybe daniel keem is not the most utmost reporter on boxing news you know what i'm saying

00:26:35.120 Did anyone fucking think of that?

00:26:36.760 I don't know.

00:26:37.160 Maybe they were just getting right into the news

00:26:38.600 and they just kind of forgot about everything.

00:26:40.360 Everyone's talking about the money for this fight.

00:26:42.440 Everyone wants to know.

00:26:44.580 What got Floyd to do this fight?

00:26:46.980 Was it the money?

00:26:48.320 Floyd Money Mayweather?

00:26:49.180 Is that what he liked about it?

00:26:50.260 Did he like his cut on the back end?

00:26:52.620 I'll say this.

00:26:54.160 You're way off with your estimates,

00:26:57.000 but you'll never know.

00:26:59.100 Oh, no.

00:26:59.480 I actually told him on my last Twitch show.

00:27:02.800 I probably would've

00:27:04.700 My manager would kill me if I said this

00:27:07.340 I probably would've done this fight for free

00:27:09.260 Straight up

00:27:10.540 Maybe that's why when people read the number

00:27:13.120 They think it's possible

00:27:14.520 Because they're like yo he's getting so much free press

00:27:17.240 And love out of this

00:27:18.500 And it's such a life defining moment

00:27:19.800 Iconic opportunity

00:27:21.240 This is some legacy shit

00:27:23.260 I would've done this for free

00:27:24.860 This is the coolest thing in the world

00:27:26.360 I get to grace the ring with one of the best boxers of all time

00:27:29.540 And attempt to take his fucking head off 0.53

00:27:31.760 That's cool to me

00:27:33.260 I'm excited about that

00:27:34.740 But no I didn't take it for free

00:27:37.120 I'm gonna probably make a good amount of money

00:27:39.600 Eight figures

00:27:40.100 I'm sorry

00:27:41.620 You're not gonna say it

00:27:43.740 Eight figures bro

00:27:45.720 Yeah count it up

00:27:47.880 I could buy so many Pokemon cards

00:27:49.200 You're making 60k

00:27:50.400 I could buy so many Pokemon cards

00:27:52.880 First edition Charizards

00:27:54.140 Just set a new record

00:27:56.240 $369,000

00:27:58.720 For a 10

00:28:00.300 $369,000

00:28:02.480 I understand people are rating them

00:28:04.780 and pricing them but who's actually buying them

00:28:06.780 did someone buy it for that price

00:28:08.640 yes it sold for that amount

00:28:09.980 yeah bro yeah it's crazy

00:28:12.100 I hate to shit on that whole beautiful space

00:28:14.720 right now but if you're getting in at the $369,000

00:28:16.880 price point you're holding the bag

00:28:18.180 I don't think so I think it's gonna go up

00:28:20.580 actually I know it is

00:28:21.780 to what

00:28:22.520 unlimited

00:28:23.800 there's no ceiling for Pokemon

00:28:27.500 as long as Charizard keeps shooting flamethrower

00:28:31.080 That just seems crazy to me.

00:28:33.920 I'm sure Daniel Keem has some thoughts on it.

00:28:36.760 Speaking of life-defining moments,

00:28:38.840 getting in the ring, Floyd Mayweather, $10 million.

00:28:40.840 Our co-host, Georgie, is a stand-up comedian.

00:28:43.720 I can't believe it, George.

00:28:46.320 Congratulations.

00:28:47.380 We talked about it last week.

00:28:49.260 George went to Arizona to do his first stand-up comedy show,

00:28:53.920 opening up for Joe Coy, professional comedian

00:28:56.240 who we had on this podcast,

00:28:57.580 very famous, very successful comedian.

00:28:59.280 You opened up for him

00:29:00.840 Yeah

00:29:01.180 At a show in Arizona

00:29:02.100 Yeah yeah

00:29:02.700 For what 500 people

00:29:03.940 500 person venues

00:29:04.740 Yeah we did 10 shows

00:29:05.980 Okay wow

00:29:06.880 But you originally

00:29:08.000 Were only there to do four

00:29:09.220 I was only supposed to do one

00:29:10.920 Oh

00:29:11.360 I was gonna do one

00:29:12.500 Cause obviously like

00:29:14.420 It's not something

00:29:15.240 I've never done before

00:29:15.920 I was really fucking nervous

00:29:16.800 Yeah sure

00:29:17.200 But dude when I got on that stage

00:29:18.840 I was like oh fuck

00:29:20.020 This is my lane

00:29:20.880 This is my lane

00:29:21.760 You knew it

00:29:22.260 Yeah

00:29:22.640 Yeah

00:29:23.100 Like I

00:29:23.640 I don't like to set expectations

00:29:27.820 Cause talking in front of me

00:29:29.260 of people scary enough but trying to be funny on like fucking all right be funny and everybody's

00:29:34.620 like i paid a lot of money you better be fucking funny that sounds like a nightmare it was it was 0.84

00:29:38.360 terrifying it was the first time i've ever gone up and right before they called my name like i was 0.86

00:29:42.240 pushing down my throw up because that's how nervous i was and uh i just went up bro and i just

00:29:47.340 like i blacked out and i watched myself back and then the owner came in with the partners and they 0.66

00:29:53.500 were like there's no fucking way that was your first time amazing and so yeah dude it was it 0.71

00:29:58.080 was an experience like i was i was it was really really humbling so like i i got to perform and 0.74

00:30:02.580 then right away saw one of the greatest comedians yeah performing who's also become your mentor

00:30:07.400 he dude he like will yell at me now like he'll like he like for example like i'll give you one 0.83

00:30:13.040 example like he's like don't don't fucking crowd work do not fucking crowd what's crowd work when 0.92

00:30:19.060 you get on stage and you like you know how like you ease you lean on the crowd so like i'll be 0.97

00:30:23.240 you pick on people yeah yeah i was not allowed to talk to anybody why why why why what come on

00:30:29.740 he knows he knows that i could do that and i could do that and he knows i could do it and

00:30:35.300 he's a g at it like if you watch him like holy cow i watch 10 shows and he does it bro i watch

00:30:40.420 10 shows and i swear to god bro i've never seen anybody move that quick mentally every 10 10 shows

00:30:47.660 not one joke was repeated wow this guy i was watching him and i was like i will never be 0.83

00:30:52.860 able to fill his shoes like he was on a whole fucking different that's not true he's not doing 0.85

00:30:56.920 it forever i know god you know how good you can get at something if you just do it he told he told 0.90

00:31:02.080 me bro like he was gassing me up he's like yeah you like you got it he's like you got it just

00:31:05.580 takes time yeah it's gonna take time why does he not want you to crowd work that's like because he

00:31:09.800 knows i could do it so he's like i don't want you to rile anybody but yourself so that way if i have

00:31:14.680 a tough crowd or say somebody doesn't want to work with me like i'm a established comedian i don't

00:31:19.200 lean on the crowd to give me material interesting so like i went up there and i was just telling

00:31:23.740 stories and it's i taped all of my takes and from the first take to the last one i'm like

00:31:29.120 crazy different you could see the improvement yeah in the in the beginning like i was still

00:31:33.400 making people laugh like crazy but you could tell i was nervous because i was talking really quick

00:31:36.220 and i was like telling my stories and he's like yo chill the fuck out good yeah and he just gave

00:31:40.060 me a bunch of notes like every day he would break me down like he's like we did this don't do this 0.73

00:31:43.740 blah, blah, blah. That's fantastic. Did you feel like you were in a, some sort of flow state up

00:31:48.180 there yet? I felt like it was my brand new, like, let me give an example. When I met you,

00:31:53.460 I was doing music and I was doing everything. And then you were like, you sat me down and you're

00:31:56.520 like, Hey, I'm going to develop you online and I'm going to build you. And this is the lane you're

00:31:59.760 going to be, and you're going to be successful at it. And so I was kind of like, like, like the

00:32:04.500 silver spoon of social media, but I did my work and I got there and this is my life now. And he

00:32:10.320 was doing the same thing and i felt the same way how you were mentoring me in the beginning very

00:32:13.900 cool and i was like oh this is this is my new chapter yeah this is my this is my new chapter

00:32:17.960 i think that's really exciting for you yeah yeah you're so natural at it man i i uh i told you this

00:32:22.680 this isn't an overnight thing i would plan on doing this for the next decade yeah and in 10

00:32:28.500 years you'll be selling out stadiums god willing it was so fun dude it was it was really this

00:32:33.960 moment this is how i knew i was going to be successful in it and this is it when i was

00:32:37.600 doing it and I'm like man I could perform in front of

00:32:39.620 three people or three million people

00:32:41.600 and I would it's just the adrenaline

00:32:43.580 of pumping in front of people bro like

00:32:45.280 it was it's not like a camera like

00:32:47.520 we could cut this but like hearing the 0.92

00:32:49.580 crowd fucking roar live 0.80

00:32:51.180 or when I say something that's like too much and they're like 0.84

00:32:53.620 ooh but it's just like it just gives

00:32:55.580 you energy bro but you feed off that

00:32:57.560 shit oh god I loved it bro every time

00:32:59.380 everyone knows this about you George like we

00:33:01.520 call it the George show the harder people

00:33:03.640 are laughing the funnier you get

00:33:05.180 You do this too

00:33:06.900 It's like a compound effect

00:33:08.100 That both of you guys have

00:33:09.860 It just feeds into

00:33:11.820 What was going on with

00:33:13.920 Did they cancel COVID down there in Arizona

00:33:16.480 They just do shows and shit

00:33:17.680 Because we can't even eat outside

00:33:18.880 They were like

00:33:20.300 Six feet

00:33:22.680 It was like not even six inches

00:33:24.420 The current state is so weird

00:33:27.780 I actually was thinking about this the other day

00:33:29.180 COVID

00:33:30.420 Is worse than crack cocaine

00:33:33.720 covid is worse than crack cocaine i'll tell you why let me explain this to you

00:33:38.360 when i was smoking crack cocaine i was invited home for christmas now given everybody would

00:33:45.260 hide their purses they would hide their bags they would put their cash away the presents

00:33:48.380 couldn't even come out to the christmas tree until they went directly into the hands of the

00:33:51.300 person opening them they had to be delivered like like by armed guard because i would pawn 0.96

00:33:57.100 any fucking set of golf balls socks whatever i get my fucking hands on bro oh my god i was 0.97

00:34:02.720 dangerous but my mom said i love you so much you crackhead son you come home you eat the fucking 0.99

00:34:07.820 ham you crackhead and i'll go home every fucking year i was there every fucking christmas my mom 0.98

00:34:14.280 called me this christmas i'm not even a crackhead no more she said you can't come home motherfucker 0.99

00:34:18.980 you ain't invited too dangerous too fucking dangerous bro you can't you can't come back 0.99

00:34:25.320 you can't come home i see my mom every christmas since i was zero well it's one i don't know fuck 0.99

00:34:32.440 but do you hear what I'm saying to you right now, bro? 0.93

00:34:34.640 There are people that have been going home all fucked up,

00:34:37.200 a meth and shit, and now they can't go home

00:34:38.800 because the families are like,

00:34:40.400 yo, you're going to kill baby Chasey, bro, 0.54

00:34:43.120 because you can get sick, bro.

00:34:46.560 Yeah, no, Arizona's like, fuck, bro.

00:34:48.440 Like, I dead-ass was like, what's up, Arizona?

00:34:50.440 You guys are open, and they cheer for like 11 minutes.

00:34:53.040 Whoa.

00:34:53.460 They're like, purposely sneezing on each other.

00:34:56.440 Dude, like, they're just like, fuck it.

00:34:58.060 It was fucking gross, bro.

00:34:59.740 They were sharing drinks and fucking,

00:35:01.420 I was like, guys, like, no, like, let me put it this way.

00:35:04.700 If one person in that room had it, everybody got it.

00:35:09.040 So let's be honest.

00:35:09.620 Let's be, I'm not going to say that actually.

00:35:12.740 That's fucked.

00:35:13.840 And, and I'm in Texas.

00:35:14.900 Like, is it, is it like a South thing?

00:35:16.540 Like, I don't know, bro.

00:35:17.340 They didn't give a fuck.

00:35:18.260 They don't give a fuck.

00:35:19.320 I know like three people while I was visiting, they're like, yeah, I have COVID.

00:35:22.440 They're just going to stay inside for a couple of days.

00:35:24.120 I go, no fucking weeks, motherfucker.

00:35:26.340 Weeks.

00:35:26.600 You end up, do you see them in person or those people?

00:35:29.220 No, fuck no.

00:35:29.940 Oh, okay.

00:35:30.260 No, no, no, no.

00:35:30.920 I had it.

00:35:31.500 And guys, I'm starting to get wet.

00:35:32.600 I still can't smell anything.

00:35:34.240 See, guys, this is what I'm...

00:35:36.700 Did you hear what he just said?

00:35:37.680 I still can't.

00:35:38.180 Are you serious?

00:35:39.060 I swear to God.

00:35:39.500 We have a two-minute test.

00:35:40.400 Let's do it live.

00:35:40.780 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:41.700 We do have a test.

00:35:42.860 Oh, no, we should.

00:35:43.760 We should.

00:35:44.040 Wait, are you going to go in my nose?

00:35:45.040 Yeah, Grant.

00:35:45.400 No, no, no.

00:35:46.200 It's blood. 0.97

00:35:46.860 Grab the butt one.

00:35:47.700 Hold on a second.

00:35:48.720 It's all fun and games until George tests positive right here, right now.

00:35:52.100 Well, that's fine.

00:35:52.700 We just...

00:35:53.080 Well, then I just go home and quarantine myself.

00:35:55.620 Listen to me for a second

00:35:56.480 But we're being responsible

00:35:57.160 Your smelling is still affected

00:35:58.920 Yeah and I

00:35:59.620 Dude it's sad

00:36:00.580 I've never got to smell

00:36:01.780 What my puppy smells like

00:36:02.940 Still

00:36:03.240 Ever

00:36:03.660 Never

00:36:04.120 I do want to be clear

00:36:05.680 That we're not joking

00:36:06.280 We're off the jokes

00:36:07.240 No no

00:36:07.780 On my mom's life

00:36:09.120 Because there's a lot of people out there

00:36:10.500 That are very much 0.84

00:36:12.060 Like Arizona

00:36:13.100 And are

00:36:14.180 You know the fucking death rate

00:36:17.180 Is fucking

00:36:17.620 Point zero 0.99

00:36:18.460 Fucking two percent man

00:36:19.740 Like I can go to fucking clubs

00:36:20.740 I don't have drinks with my friends

00:36:22.340 Yeah

00:36:22.780 You know what I'm saying

00:36:23.400 Yeah guess what dude

00:36:24.380 You're not ever gonna smell 0.83

00:36:25.200 your fucking friend's hair again you know what i'm saying no pheromones yeah yeah bro is that

00:36:29.600 are you being fucking dead on yeah it hasn't affected me just yet hey that's a little ridiculous 0.94

00:36:35.900 uh it hasn't it hasn't affected me just yet when it comes to like mental state because like i i 0.93

00:36:40.100 thank god i could see in here i think those are the two things that i like if i lost any of those

00:36:43.900 okay but if you had to lose one which would it be and why uh i i would want oh i would want to lose

00:36:48.820 my hearing like you want to lose your because if i had to choose if i had to choose i don't want

00:36:53.860 Oh, I'm just saying.

00:36:54.760 You made it sound like

00:36:55.460 it was something you desired.

00:36:56.100 You'd want to keep the visual.

00:36:57.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:57.900 Just so I could see

00:36:58.680 and not hear you guys.

00:36:59.540 I feel like listening to Mike

00:37:00.960 and you.

00:37:01.920 So you'd rather look at me?

00:37:02.940 When you guys, yeah.

00:37:03.800 What the fuck are you saying?

00:37:04.420 You're a beautiful guy.

00:37:05.760 Is it the nose that does it for you?

00:37:07.160 Listen to me.

00:37:08.100 Is it the nose that does it?

00:37:09.840 Bro, you'll never smell.

00:37:11.480 The only way I could see this

00:37:12.540 would be good

00:37:13.360 and you have a girlfriend

00:37:13.920 so it'll never happen

00:37:14.660 is if you got hooked up 0.99

00:37:16.080 with a chick with a stanky box

00:37:17.480 and you were just hooking up there 0.59

00:37:18.940 and she's like,

00:37:19.660 I'm really sorry.

00:37:20.440 I have a yeast infection this week

00:37:21.600 And you're like, I can't smell nothing

00:37:22.780 My girlfriend can literally shit on the floor

00:37:25.380 And I have no fucking idea

00:37:26.820 I'm so glad she's not paying attention

00:37:29.060 Let's go over to George's girlfriend

00:37:31.500 With a dog

00:37:32.600 It's important that we see exactly what's going on

00:37:35.760 Over there

00:37:36.180 I was talking about you shitting

00:37:38.700 Just don't even worry about it

00:37:41.580 You can watch the episode on YouTube

00:37:42.640 Do you want to know why Tommy's sad right now?

00:37:44.180 Because he just found out his dad has never smelled him before

00:37:46.580 It's like it was breaking news to him

00:37:48.440 We don't know the long term effects

00:37:50.900 No, but there is one effect that scares me

00:37:53.360 So every once in a while, like every three days

00:37:55.700 The whole day

00:37:56.940 I would smell something

00:37:58.880 Like fucking gross

00:38:00.680 Gross

00:38:02.440 Wait, wait, what?

00:38:03.280 If you come back, it'll be skewed

00:38:05.220 And someone would be like, are you cooking fish right now?

00:38:07.320 Ew, what?

00:38:09.040 Yeah, yeah, like there's, I'm not kidding

00:38:11.220 There's days out of the week where I will not eat anything

00:38:13.140 Because if I smell anything, it'll make me gag

00:38:15.200 Whoa, I don't want that shit

00:38:17.180 You just smell farts every one in three days

00:38:19.060 No, it's worse, bro, it's fucking worse

00:38:20.680 And it's like, yo, and let's be honest.

00:38:22.080 It's like a porta potty, like everywhere.

00:38:23.740 Let's be honest.

00:38:24.500 There would never be a worse time to get COVID

00:38:27.760 than like the week before the vaccine comes out.

00:38:30.580 Like if you, if you.

00:38:31.480 I ain't taking that shit.

00:38:32.320 So let's talk about it.

00:38:33.660 Fuck that.

00:38:34.800 Pfizer shipping them out.

00:38:36.500 Two companies.

00:38:37.220 On fire trucks, on airplanes.

00:38:39.860 Vaccines are arriving in Canada.

00:38:42.040 I think some of the first, first shipments.

00:38:44.180 I think the UK is under.

00:38:44.880 If I got a FedEx from Jesus Christ himself, maybe.

00:38:47.440 But like, no.

00:38:48.140 You're not going to take the COVID vaccine.

00:38:49.420 No, fuck no.

00:38:49.920 I'll tell you why.

00:38:50.380 now you have the antibodies well no but supposedly they're only good for six months hold on can we

00:38:55.000 set can we set this up a little bit more too yeah so so the uk rushed approval before the u.s they

00:39:01.060 and and got you know an earful from the fda and the fda said yo you push this too fast uk gets it

00:39:06.620 approved now the fda goes and approves uh uh from pfizer as well as another company and i believe

00:39:12.460 the rollout has started right yeah people are actually getting 30 000 or something like that

00:39:16.260 And I know frontline workers, frontline workers and, of course, the White House staff, which, you know, people are fucking up in arms about because, you know, they want to go to events.

00:39:24.620 They want to go to an Arizona, see Joe Coy perform.

00:39:27.160 And now they're all getting vaccines before fucking doctors and nurses.

00:39:30.180 Right.

00:39:31.380 I've been seeing some of the side effects.

00:39:34.340 Well, already.

00:39:35.280 Well, not well, not personally.

00:39:36.900 I've been seeing them online.

00:39:38.880 Bell's palsy is one of the is one of the side effects that the people that were involved with the clinical trials is facing.

00:39:44.620 They said they couldn't trace that it came from that

00:39:47.600 Can you pull up a vaccine Bell's palsy please

00:39:49.360 What is Bell's palsy by the way

00:39:50.940 A condition that causes a temporary weakness or paralysis

00:39:53.440 Of the muscles in the face

00:39:54.860 For how long

00:39:56.940 Pull up vaccine Bell's palsy

00:39:59.200 I'd love to pull up the exact

00:40:00.740 Situation I was reading about here

00:40:02.740 Why you shouldn't worry about getting Bell's palsy

00:40:05.100 I guess I'll just go fuck myself

00:40:06.280 It says you won't get it

00:40:08.520 Why you shouldn't worry about it

00:40:09.660 Or maybe you will get it but you just shouldn't worry about it

00:40:12.060 Oh four people out of the 22,000

00:40:14.580 scroll down there may be a picture of the people that got the bells no there's no no chance no

00:40:18.860 chance like look at me and grab a pic while you're at it no there are no the pictures of the people

00:40:24.020 exist wow okay so so it is temporary it is temporary and someone also asked me uh asked 0.84

00:40:29.240 me this i don't know this is fucked up but do people who have faced uh forget it if you already 0.88

00:40:36.800 had bells palsy and you got the i see where you're going with it would it reverse it i say drop it 0.92

00:40:41.360 it's a touchy one. Hold on, but it says this is consistent

00:40:44.180 with the expected rate in the general pop

00:40:45.840 and it's a not strong enough correlation to prove

00:40:47.920 any casual connection. Oh, okay, got it, got it.

00:40:49.620 Causal connection between the vaccine and the condition.

00:40:52.200 So maybe it's not a cause of the vaccine.

00:40:53.820 Okay, so why don't you want to take the vacation?

00:40:55.800 The vaccination?

00:40:57.020 Why don't you want to take a vacation?

00:40:58.540 I don't know, man. I don't, I don't, I'm scared of that shit, dude.

00:41:01.660 I don't like, I like my body

00:41:03.740 to heal itself and if I'm healthy

00:41:05.740 enough, like I had it and I recovered from it,

00:41:08.200 I'd want my body

00:41:09.780 to do its thing on its own before science comes in i'm gonna say that you're an anti-vaxxer i hate

00:41:13.920 you're an anti-vaxxer oh no well here here's the thing polio vaccine i think if you're scared and

00:41:18.780 you want to get it then by all means please god go get it this is coming from the dude that got

00:41:22.560 chicken pox last year i got chicken pox did you get chicken pox last year i did not get chicken

00:41:27.020 pox i made it up oh you should have just agreed with it i lied it could have been a cool story

00:41:30.880 but but listen to me dude anti-vaccine that's it that's scary bro it scares a lot of people

00:41:35.440 What if you risk

00:41:38.000 like, you know, you're just hanging out

00:41:40.200 at a fucking playground? You probably wouldn't be,

00:41:42.320 would you? Are you saying like, if God

00:41:44.220 forbid I gave it to somebody? Okay, if somebody was

00:41:46.100 scared of getting it, then they should get the

00:41:48.080 vaccine. I think anybody who's scared

00:41:50.100 of it should get the vaccine. But if I

00:41:52.200 choose to not want the vaccine

00:41:53.980 and I catch it or somebody else

00:41:56.120 who chooses not to get it catches it, that's

00:41:58.100 their responsibility. They chose that life.

00:42:00.100 What if you give it to someone and they die?

00:42:01.920 And it's someone's grandmother.

00:42:03.700 I mean,

00:42:04.380 Listen bro

00:42:05.720 I could be driving

00:42:06.320 And accidentally

00:42:07.100 Hit a red light

00:42:08.000 And kill somebody

00:42:08.620 So why not smoke crack

00:42:09.740 Because I don't like it

00:42:11.240 But what if you just run

00:42:12.100 Into a car accident

00:42:13.360 I have insurance

00:42:14.660 Have you ever felt

00:42:15.280 Like murdering someone

00:42:16.100 Like no

00:42:17.640 But yeah

00:42:18.840 No never

00:42:19.500 I mean that would be

00:42:20.120 Fucking weird

00:42:20.600 If I said yeah

00:42:21.360 And then like

00:42:21.960 A couple podcasts ago

00:42:22.900 I was like

00:42:23.100 I wouldn't kill Hitler 0.97

00:42:23.920 Like who the fuck 0.99

00:42:24.920 Right

00:42:26.900 Yeah

00:42:27.700 Yeah I don't want

00:42:28.380 To kill anybody

00:42:28.760 This is a crazy

00:42:30.920 Never mind

00:42:32.120 It'd probably be you

00:42:33.660 Would you feed me to tigers?

00:42:36.020 Never

00:42:36.400 Because you're not a cool cat

00:42:38.060 That's why you would feed me to tigers

00:42:41.100 Great way to dispose of a

00:42:43.100 I don't think the tigers could get to you through that jacket

00:42:45.040 Can we please stay on this for a second?

00:42:46.880 If you had to present a card

00:42:48.600 To get into places

00:42:49.780 To ride the bus

00:42:50.920 To go to the local theater

00:42:53.000 To go enter the club

00:42:55.200 And you present your COVID vaccine card

00:42:57.820 And it became a necessity

00:42:59.940 Would you do the vaccine?

00:43:01.680 Strictly for convenience

00:43:04.000 I mean I could probably bootleg one

00:43:06.280 They're selling fake IDs

00:43:07.480 George at what point

00:43:08.720 No because they'll have QR codes on them

00:43:11.720 I guarantee they'll have some crazy shit with QR codes on them

00:43:14.120 That you can't just fake IDs

00:43:16.020 Fake COVID vaccine cards

00:43:18.280 That's what I'm saying

00:43:18.840 I bet the COVID vaccine cards are going to have some sort of test

00:43:21.300 Listen if 15 year olds could get into a strip club

00:43:23.240 I could probably get into it

00:43:24.540 It sounds crazy

00:43:27.280 By the way can I get in trouble for saying that

00:43:28.800 Everything we've said so far we're getting in trouble for today

00:43:31.420 listen to me this is already happening yeah there are uh i just saw a performer i think it was it

00:43:39.280 might have been bad but i don't remember who it was the other day that you would need to show proof

00:43:43.100 of your vaccine to go to his shows yeah yeah and so you could actually if you looked it up you'd

00:43:47.100 find it but but this is something that the fringe right yeah and i'm sure the fringe left has feared

00:43:54.100 for for ages yeah that's that there was gonna talk about it zombies for sure that this um

00:44:00.340 that this pandemic was gonna get created it wasn't gonna have any really serious effects

00:44:05.900 like it was gonna have a 0.01 percent death rate and that the government was gonna come out and be

00:44:10.340 like yo you know we've got this this uh this vaccination and then the people and then all

00:44:15.080 of a sudden they were gonna start rolling out rules yo if you're a u.s citizen you will you

00:44:19.180 know if you have a green card at first you'll be deported if you don't get the vaccination 0.85

00:44:23.180 and then it just continues to fucking 0.81

00:44:25.400 right and then it continues 0.93

00:44:27.460 to roll and at the end of it

00:44:28.660 they're like yo like your

00:44:30.860 tax rate

00:44:32.180 is 82% if you don't get the

00:44:35.300 vaccination then you find

00:44:37.240 out

00:44:37.580 then you find out

00:44:40.860 that people that got the vaccination

00:44:43.080 started acting a little bit differently

00:44:45.060 people that were

00:44:46.940 people that were outspoken

00:44:48.980 against Trump started

00:44:51.220 all of a sudden not being so outspoken

00:44:53.320 against Trump anymore. It was almost like all

00:44:55.180 those ideals that they had in their head started to

00:44:57.180 slow down a little bit. Alex

00:44:59.200 Jones started to play by the rules

00:45:01.080 after he got the vaccine.

00:45:03.340 And Ben Shapiro all of a sudden thought

00:45:05.060 that socialism was good after he got

00:45:07.100 the vaccine and that he

00:45:08.960 him was a cool pronoun

00:45:10.840 to use. And all of a sudden, all

00:45:13.100 those people with those crazy ideologies

00:45:15.320 started acting much more

00:45:17.480 tame.

00:45:19.360 Tame. 0.88

00:45:19.840 and it's yo and i know it sounds crazy no kind of or does it no that's the shit that i'm scared of

00:45:26.060 so you're saying the covid vaccine is a mind control vaccine potentially i mean i think of

00:45:32.140 it god forbid like this like this is my conspiracy on it you're injecting these people but we don't

00:45:36.540 know listen like how are you giving us something to protect us from something you don't even know

00:45:41.220 about like they don't know that much about it so how did you find a cure about it so my thing is 0.58

00:45:45.960 i i think this is a like this is really fucked up for me to say but in my mind it's like

00:45:50.240 population control i think there's going to be like something in like 10 years from now 0.51

00:45:53.320 and they're gonna be like oh it's a side effect from that and then people are just gonna be

00:45:56.200 okay okay okay stop stop we have to stop right now and i have to roll this back to where it will

00:46:01.260 be okay we are we're having this is we're having fun we can't they cannot look at this and be like 0.65

00:46:07.300 yo they're trying to talk to general gen pop out of fucking getting this vaccine hold on hold on

00:46:10.760 and i know i know you're not and i'm not by any means we can't be the only people thinking these

00:46:15.280 thoughts come on just because we're vocal about the idea that the covid vaccine could be some

00:46:20.800 sort of mind control vaccine to make you a more tame member of society doesn't mean we're not

00:46:26.020 telling you to take it obviously i'm gonna inject your arm wait i'm gonna with this random medicine 0.55

00:46:30.640 that the government says are you gonna yeah dude bro i don't know i've injected my arms

00:46:36.680 what if the side effects like a like a weird like a weird like you grew a third arm here's why here's

00:46:42.620 why i would do it because i'm a sheep and if they tell me yo you got to go into the club you need

00:46:48.300 the covid vaccine i'll be like bad no problem do it right here right now i don't give a fuck

00:46:52.720 no but i'm saying it'd be something like warwick like nothing even that's bad like

00:46:55.820 remember the guy to see my friends remember the guy in the matrix please remember the guy in the

00:47:01.940 matrix just watched all three of course i do that that just said i love the steak i love that he

00:47:06.980 loved the taste of the steak and they're like we could get you out of here you know the aliens

00:47:11.860 you don't have to leave here bro and he's like no no he wanted to stay in right he that guy

00:47:18.520 wanted to stay and he just wanted to be made big in the matrix money all that shit i'm saying 0.88

00:47:24.100 fucking way give me the stakes and matrix me bro i don't give a fuck about being a sheep me and this 0.91

00:47:30.560 kid want to just go to the club me and this kid want to go to the club if in if in 10 years his 0.93

00:47:35.680 head starts to fall off and i got to carry it around in a satchel so we can go in the i don't 0.82

00:47:40.800 give a fuck because it's going to be a Louis Vuitton 0.71

00:47:42.960 satchel bro but out of necessity

00:47:44.920 which is why I asked you out of necessity if your

00:47:46.860 life becomes overly complicated because of

00:47:48.880 your stubbornness to refuse to get to the

00:47:50.560 get the vaccine and comply

00:47:52.540 would you do it

00:47:54.400 I mean listen I'm not

00:47:56.880 here to cause any problems

00:47:58.020 I'm not here to cause problems

00:48:01.120 like I am just worried about

00:48:02.840 my well-being and my family's well-being so as long

00:48:04.840 like if I wait a year or two

00:48:06.840 and everybody's like alright we're good no one's

00:48:08.740 dropping dead from this then I'm like alright mom

00:48:10.700 you go first

00:48:11.500 not the mom part

00:48:14.920 but that I can get behind I don't want

00:48:16.800 to be the first round yeah

00:48:18.520 like I want to see if I want to see if

00:48:20.660 somebody grows like a fifth dick

00:48:22.440 in the first couple weeks 0.98

00:48:23.780 like a just a strange dick 0.75

00:48:26.620 that just starts growing out of the right temple 0.84

00:48:28.700 like if that starts like if Tim Dillon

00:48:30.640 is coming on the show this week

00:48:32.160 if he got the vaccine and he comes 0.86

00:48:34.760 and sits down he's got a dick coming out of his

00:48:36.800 face I'm not getting the fucking 0.99

00:48:38.740 back I'll join you in your fucking

00:48:40.360 outdoor shed that you're living in.

00:48:41.740 Why would you want to be a dickhead?

00:48:43.460 You are incredible. That's why you're funny.

00:48:45.960 Thank you.

00:48:46.340 They're pushing the vaccine out to frontline workers

00:48:49.200 and the military.

00:48:50.680 So if the vaccine is really going to fuck us up...

00:48:53.320 Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

00:48:56.080 Wrong. Stop.

00:48:58.220 What happens if it fucks up the most important people?

00:49:00.800 Stop. Let me stop everyone.

00:49:02.680 Dani just made a point.

00:49:04.220 She said, well, this is

00:49:06.180 government shit. They're rolling it out

00:49:08.040 to the military and the first line workers first.

00:49:10.160 so it's got to be safe.

00:49:12.080 Do you know who they tested acid on?

00:49:14.440 Tear gas, mustard gas, the military.

00:49:17.760 What?

00:49:17.940 They were the first fucking people that got fucking tested, bro.

00:49:21.540 Every psychoactive drug that's ever been tested.

00:49:23.880 Cocaine.

00:49:24.680 All of it.

00:49:25.260 Yeah, it's true.

00:49:25.860 Okay, I'm going to- 0.90

00:49:26.440 By Hitler, by the way. 0.67

00:49:27.320 Two words. 0.93

00:49:27.700 Hitler started that. 0.91

00:49:28.600 MK Ultra.

00:49:30.700 You're a conspiracy theory.

00:49:31.680 It's not a conspiracy theory.

00:49:32.680 He's a conspiracy theory.

00:49:33.440 No, I'm not.

00:49:34.140 And what happens if they inject them with just water and then humans-

00:49:37.340 No, listen to me.

00:49:38.040 to test the efficiency

00:49:40.400 so they do give placebo

00:49:41.620 what if the government's on our side

00:49:45.220 no no no they are

00:49:46.880 I'm not saying it's the case

00:49:48.700 what if the vaccine is strictly just that

00:49:50.860 it probably is

00:49:52.720 can I just elaborate

00:49:55.180 real quick just before anybody looks at me

00:49:57.020 like a crazy person I'm not saying the government

00:49:58.940 is coming after to kill us I just say they

00:50:00.780 haven't made enough rounds yet

00:50:02.460 for an Assyrian boy like me

00:50:04.700 I don't want to die

00:50:06.420 Like I don't want to die

00:50:07.780 Now you're making sense

00:50:08.660 You know what I mean

00:50:09.320 Like let the other

00:50:10.540 You know what they should do

00:50:11.380 And this sounds really

00:50:12.200 This sounds really fucked up

00:50:13.600 But hear me out

00:50:14.380 I think they should test it

00:50:15.900 On like the people

00:50:17.080 On death row first

00:50:17.960 I know that sounds fucked up

00:50:19.120 Oh god George

00:50:19.500 You can't

00:50:20.120 Kim Kardashian's

00:50:21.500 No listen

00:50:22.700 I'm saying like the really fucking 0.99

00:50:24.220 Like the Hitlers of the world 1.00

00:50:25.620 Of like 0.88

00:50:26.140 Like the guy who's like

00:50:27.200 Oh he just

00:50:27.800 We just found a guy that raped

00:50:28.940 Like all these little girls

00:50:29.820 Like test it on him first 1.00

00:50:30.800 Yeah

00:50:30.980 Like if he goes

00:50:32.060 Superpowers

00:50:32.860 And now they're like super villains

00:50:34.120 All throughout the earth and fire

00:50:35.280 Dylan what the fuck

00:50:36.400 did you just say yeah he's actually making a good point oh fuck what if oh my god this is marvel

00:50:41.760 what if it what if it gives him the superpowers and the prisoners break out they become the super

00:50:45.820 it's a good thing our army had it first then okay stop but what if it doesn't give him superpowers

00:50:50.360 now we're back to square one wait let me re let me re go back again really quick this is tough

00:50:54.500 this is why we didn't win the award by the way what the fuck what the fuck are we talking about

00:51:00.180 we're exploring faster than they've ever rolled it out before and people are like oh yes yes it is 0.92

00:51:04.840 or did it just like why are you taking so long to roll things out bro help us fucking out yeah

00:51:09.780 yeah i don't think you can bro the government you can you can i bro everybody with our tax rate i 0.91

00:51:14.580 can do whatever the fuck i want i can dap them up do you know who the second people that got that

00:51:19.260 mk ultra tests were mk ultra is not a conspiracy it's documented anybody watching this can feel 0.68

00:51:23.900 free to look up mk ultra the the stuff has been declassified this is real life shit first people

00:51:29.160 that got tested lsd other uh mind-altering drugs serums were was the military who did they roll it

00:51:35.580 out to next based on george's last statement people in prison they were they they you do you

00:51:40.540 know in the mk ultra program they were rolling out acid to black prisoners to test the efficacy

00:51:48.720 of lsd in exchange for heroin two prisoners the u.s government two prisoners yo if you take part 0.61

00:51:56.160 in our test of this you know very small mind-altering drug called acid or lsd it's not

00:52:02.020 gonna do anything like we're just testing it out we will give you heroin this happened like i'm

00:52:07.240 thinking so take drugs for more drugs so take drugs for more so when people start questioning

00:52:13.620 the motives of the government it's not that far-fetched this was only 50 some odd years ago

00:52:21.180 that they were testing LSD,

00:52:23.140 not just on prisoners,

00:52:23.980 not just on military,

00:52:25.120 but on random U.S. citizens,

00:52:27.200 pregnant women in San Francisco.

00:52:29.320 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:52:29.840 Acid, bro.

00:52:30.680 Oh, my God.

00:52:31.420 And just studying the facts.

00:52:32.660 They would sit in,

00:52:34.100 I think it was called Operation Bluebird

00:52:35.520 or one of them.

00:52:36.040 I can't remember which one it was.

00:52:36.700 Operation Blue Chew, actually.

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00:53:34.140 read man thanks yeah it felt good today that vaccine stuff is is interesting this is a super

00:53:40.760 super interesting conversation um that's going to touch every one of our viewers and so it's

00:53:46.160 I just don't know how you can not be having these types of conversations

00:53:49.600 or at least thoughts with your friends and the people around you.

00:53:52.640 May I add one thing before because I just want to make this very clear.

00:53:55.980 Man, you're doing so many prefacing today.

00:53:59.060 Stop with the prefacing.

00:54:00.200 No, no, no.

00:54:00.820 Cut the prefacing.

00:54:01.580 That's the fourth time.

00:54:02.700 I'm going to use the fucked up shit.

00:54:03.940 Just say it.

00:54:04.660 No, not fucked up shit.

00:54:05.600 I just want to correct some shit.

00:54:07.740 When I said let's do it on the prisoners,

00:54:09.240 I wasn't like line them up and do it unwillingly.

00:54:11.400 Like if they volunteer, that's the thing.

00:54:13.300 Oh, if a serial rapist is like, I'll do it.

00:54:16.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:17.740 Regardless of what he did in his life, I don't want anybody to torture him.

00:54:22.040 Really?

00:54:22.680 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:23.020 I don't believe in torture.

00:54:23.780 No, no, no.

00:54:24.260 Fuck no.

00:54:25.120 Yeah, that makes sense, I guess.

00:54:27.260 So to clarify.

00:54:28.000 Just the vaccination.

00:54:29.560 You know what?

00:54:30.080 That's like his version of me.

00:54:32.500 You know, we've talked about it on the show before.

00:54:34.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:35.620 I say, dude.

00:54:36.200 The audience always calls me out.

00:54:37.120 You just said you're not big on torture to George.

00:54:39.620 Not big on torture?

00:54:40.480 Can't believe it.

00:54:41.020 We should be a fan of the Geneva convention for sure

00:54:43.720 We should have a torture expert on the show

00:54:47.180 I'm not even kidding

00:54:47.900 Dude how do you do that type of job by the way

00:54:50.200 No no no not a torturer

00:54:52.400 I'm saying someone who's like studied medieval

00:54:54.660 Torture

00:54:55.980 I thought you meant what he meant 0.99

00:54:57.300 Like we were going to pull a CIA like a black site 1.00

00:55:00.520 Oh we should do that too 1.00

00:55:01.420 And he comes in

00:55:02.520 I couldn't torture

00:55:06.720 I would take a

00:55:08.640 I'll say this right now

00:55:10.360 And I hate to fucking say this

00:55:11.400 I would take a very, very, very short waterboard

00:55:14.580 Like very fucking short

00:55:17.120 I'm not talking like for this show

00:55:18.960 For this show

00:55:20.500 I wouldn't, we didn't even win a streaming

00:55:22.340 We get demonetized

00:55:23.620 We get demonetized

00:55:24.860 Lil Pump has a son

00:55:28.060 Broke the fucking news of it today

00:55:30.900 Posted a photo of it and everything

00:55:32.820 Lil Pump Jr.

00:55:33.700 So that's my question

00:55:35.240 Tiny Pump

00:55:36.820 Micro Pump

00:55:37.800 Nanopump

00:55:38.480 Even littler pump

00:55:40.840 Chode pump

00:55:42.120 Or is he a little pimp

00:55:43.400 As D-Trump called him

00:55:45.460 There's really no story there

00:55:47.360 Nothing

00:55:47.760 Nah I mean it's been a weird week for celebs

00:55:50.060 Shia LaBeouf

00:55:51.240 Oh no

00:55:52.400 Having a terrible time

00:55:53.900 Dylan shaking his head

00:55:54.700 I don't want to eat

00:55:55.300 I don't want that smoke

00:55:55.840 Wait wait

00:55:56.340 I love him

00:55:58.080 Oh

00:55:58.760 Not anymore

00:55:59.920 Wait

00:56:00.240 Well no no no no no

00:56:01.500 Well actually you know what

00:56:02.620 He's the reason I want to be an actor

00:56:03.620 Let me deliver this properly

00:56:04.560 Let me set you up

00:56:05.780 Yep go ahead

00:56:06.360 uh we're gonna do it because he because of his reaction i want because he doesn't know

00:56:10.940 so shia labeouf shia labeouf yeah labeouf labeouf was uh um alleged or accused this week by fka

00:56:21.940 twigs his his uh wonderful uh musician girlfriend of a host of offenses ranging from uh you know

00:56:31.960 sexual battery uh assault um what what else i mean oh and and giving her an std a knowing knowingly

00:56:40.680 transmitting an std she called them infectious and not like romantically infectious and so and

00:56:48.340 so when she so when she drops this then sia is that sia the singer the singer comes out and says

00:56:55.200 that she also was kind of like swindled into a relationship with him um while he was married i

00:57:01.060 believe to his old girlfriend mia who's who currently like they're still together long story

00:57:06.700 short he's very sick like he did he's he's very sick like and and and and i think sia even said

00:57:16.220 like you have to feel some compassion for him and that's not to discount or say that he doesn't 0.95

00:57:20.520 deserve whatever it is that is deemed coming to him but you know he's clearly got some fucking

00:57:25.460 issues dude he's got a major a major mental illness problem and he's got major substance 0.52

00:57:30.500 he does he does he's open about that too yeah oh oh yeah this whole movie that whole what was it

00:57:36.720 called again honey boy honey boy while we watched it was fantastic i know fk twigs was in that movie 0.91

00:57:41.680 i think that's where they met oh really so uh yeah so this is god i hope fuck this is why i hate 0.85

00:57:48.920 being on the podcast because i voice my opinion and just got it gets annoying another preface 0.94

00:57:52.880 just saying i'm okay with them i these are touchy subjects bro just fucking say it dude 0.90

00:57:58.840 here are my thoughts 0.79

00:58:00.420 I've learned very quick

00:58:03.280 from being

00:58:04.500 behind the scenes and watching

00:58:07.080 in front of the camera when it comes to

00:58:09.120 relationships I feel like when they go public

00:58:11.000 there's a lot of one sided things

00:58:13.040 so I don't know what he did and I don't think

00:58:15.000 at any point should he ever be disrespectful

00:58:17.060 or harmful to a female

00:58:18.780 but if a girl

00:58:20.740 Sia said that she was messing with him while

00:58:23.000 he was in a relationship to me it's like

00:58:24.660 what are you doing

00:58:25.880 No, he had like condor.

00:58:26.980 He had like condor.

00:58:27.840 I don't think he was very upfront, I guess,

00:58:29.680 about the fact that he was still with.

00:58:32.440 Well, Dylan's calling it being a dick,

00:58:34.240 but I think in this situation, it's criminal.

00:58:36.500 I mean, I think when it becomes criminal,

00:58:38.340 being a dick is just the lesser end.

00:58:40.700 Hey, hey, hey, we've seen this story before in Hollywood.

00:58:44.280 How often do we see some fucked up shit like this?

00:58:46.640 All the time.

00:58:47.100 Johnny Depp is the biggest case of it.

00:58:49.040 Who knows what's going on?

00:58:50.380 And that's an absolute disaster.

00:58:52.640 But I think the way that it was approached,

00:58:54.540 especially by sia is like and also by shia i mean i shia was you know very yeah his statement is

00:59:02.500 pretty clear yo like i'm not gonna yeah look at i'll look it up on google jake paul classic jake

00:59:07.980 paul line where do you want you want to know something you want to know something google it

00:59:12.660 look it up google it google it shia labeouf responds after allegations surfaced in lawsuit

00:59:17.420 about hurting women shooting dogs oh what jesus what i'm not in any position to tell anyone how

00:59:23.280 my behavior made them feel i have no excuses for my alcoholism or aggression only rationalizations

00:59:28.580 i've been abusive to myself and everyone around me for years i have a history of hurting the

00:59:32.780 people closest to me i'm ashamed of that history and i'm sorry to those i hurt there's nothing else

00:59:37.440 i can really say accountability i guess right i mean the only thing the only thing i would have

00:59:43.060 added to it because i you know i've said things like that myself in my past and not online but

00:59:48.080 to people that i've hurt and generally it's nice to have some sort of indicator that you're willing 0.91

00:59:52.640 to do better no i'm against that bro if you know it and you're not acting on a way to fucking fix 0.87

00:59:58.320 it to me it's like that's a fucking moo point what if he starts acting to improve now then yeah 0.93

01:00:03.960 there's i'm listening i'm not and if not i'm always down when people want to like make a 0.95

01:00:09.240 change in their life but i fucking hate when people know that they're doing something wrong 0.93

01:00:11.940 and they use that as an excuse like get your shit together you shouldn't be hurting yourself 0.90

01:00:15.400 or people around you but but that's what i'm that's precisely what i'm saying that's why i

01:00:19.260 think it's important that you you either make a statement to or start to do better you have like 0.84

01:00:24.940 you have to start if he puts this statement out and then six months because he's been fucking up 0.87

01:00:28.680 for years since transporters or transformers like assaulting people being the fuck so like 0.70

01:00:33.980 you see this apology come out and i think the biggest thing that upsets people about 0.63

01:00:37.960 either hollywood or even when you deal with someone who has an addiction and you've heard

01:00:42.220 these stories before there was no promise to improve in there that's what i just that's an

01:00:46.420 that's what i'm saying his accountability is actually super empty because all he's doing is

01:00:51.200 going yeah well no he's that's what i'm saying apologizing which is great but but no no no but

01:00:57.520 he didn't no no no i don't even think no he did no he he didn't really apologize

01:01:02.500 yeah yeah yeah like i'm what what do you want exactly exactly and so like yo and but but what

01:01:09.440 it does is it's it's kind of smart on his part because it it what it does is it buys him sympathy

01:01:15.780 He's like, I never said I was going to do better

01:01:17.520 He's like, I never said I was going to do better

01:01:19.460 You saw my thing, he just said I did bad before

01:01:22.180 You saw my thing

01:01:23.560 I said I did bad before, I didn't say I was going to do better

01:01:25.940 So I'm still doing bad

01:01:27.440 I'm still running on that energy

01:01:29.380 When I'm going to do better, I'm going to tell you

01:01:31.420 I'm going to start doing better, I'm not going to do better yet

01:01:33.360 I ain't getting that vaccine

01:01:35.000 Accountability is cool, but that's 50% of the battle

01:01:38.560 What's the other 50%?

01:01:40.560 You got to fucking work, bro 0.91

01:01:42.080 I can wake up every single day and be like

01:01:44.160 Oh man, I'm sorry for being a piece of shit

01:01:45.660 but like if i'm not gonna fix that like that's it's bad it's not a good thing and if you have

01:01:51.840 two people coming no fuck no and by the way it's not 50 it's a 99 is what you do that saying sorry 0.61

01:01:58.620 is great but doing it again is every is it or not doing it again is everything actions actions speak 0.87

01:02:05.000 louder than words that is one of the most important fucking things like how many times you know these 0.95

01:02:09.500 serial fucking cheaters bro oh baby i'm so sorry baby i'm gonna do and they keep fucking doing it 0.94

01:02:14.300 because they're empty promises it's about actions and here's my like shit on it because people are 0.99

01:02:19.540 gonna be like well george you don't know like he's been in the industry for so long sounds like a 0.52

01:02:22.440 preface and you and that flew by your head but you wouldn't have noticed i totally would have

01:02:27.360 oh damn uh so what i was saying is uh i forgot what i was saying it's okay oh yeah no no like

01:02:34.580 people are gonna be like oh yo you he he's been in the industry since he was a boy and blah blah 0.89

01:02:39.440 okay like i said accountability why the fuck are you still in the industry if it's if it's 0.83

01:02:44.060 If it's destroying you, why are you doing another movie? 0.80

01:02:46.860 That's a great...

01:02:47.440 That's such a good...

01:02:48.320 It's hard to switch something when it's all you know.

01:02:50.840 No, I don't give a fuck if you're a shitty person.

01:02:53.060 No, you can't do it, but it's hard.

01:02:54.760 He's saying it's hard.

01:02:55.340 It's definitely hard.

01:02:56.100 Bro, listen, it's not hard to not do another fucking movie.

01:03:00.120 It's not hard.

01:03:00.980 That's untrue.

01:03:01.360 If it's breaking your mental and health, it's not hard.

01:03:04.880 What if we found out that you're...

01:03:08.160 It's hard to break any pattern.

01:03:09.660 No, it's not.

01:03:10.320 By the way, I'm not saying stop forever.

01:03:12.060 get your sanity in check

01:03:14.260 and then come back to work 0.94

01:03:15.700 don't fucking be like oh I have a problem 0.96

01:03:17.740 and then go to set and keep 0.78

01:03:19.680 listen and I'm saying this because I love the guy

01:03:22.100 I've never met him personally but I love his work

01:03:24.140 I hope that he succeeds in life

01:03:26.220 but that excuse of hey this is how I am

01:03:28.500 fuck that 0.84

01:03:29.300 if that's how you are keep it in check 0.99

01:03:31.320 go fucking fix yourself 0.96

01:03:32.900 get your shit in order come back to work

01:03:35.420 cause I want to see him in movies

01:03:37.400 I fucking look up to him I love that shit

01:03:39.080 hey listen

01:03:41.480 he george is george is mostly right on it or 100 right like yo at the end of the day like people

01:03:46.840 taking that as a that apology and and saying like all right that's enough for us is enabling

01:03:51.140 that's enabling bro that's not like yo at some point this dude has to go get help 0.87

01:03:55.140 long-term fucking help like if he has to go to a 90-day fucking rehabilitation facility 0.87

01:03:59.400 and put like george said put movies on hold i mean listen here's the deal man when you're in 0.87

01:04:04.440 that situation you're either going to do 90 days in rehab or eventually you're going to do the 90

01:04:08.600 days in jail you know hasn't he already done he's done a bunch of time yeah god forbid dude it

01:04:13.380 end up worse that's what i'm saying like like oh man it's no judgment no nothing but like i hope i 0.54

01:04:19.440 hope he's 60 oh absolutely yeah the help that he needs i pray that he's a talented motherfucker bro 0.85

01:04:24.860 talented motherfucker speaking of talented motherfuckers let's play a game yeah okay 0.58

01:04:30.160 we're nearing the end of 2020 been a crazy year a wild year we're gonna play a game called guest

01:04:36.080 to google before you start that do you remember the soundboard yeah and you'd say let uh let's

01:04:42.820 do a segment yeah yes yes and i had it got rid of the segment and we're getting rid of a lot of

01:04:51.040 things on the set too 2020 is gonna be a big year we're a full revamp on the set but we're gonna

01:04:54.940 play a game right now called guest to google google tell me which one of these were the most

01:05:00.940 searched recipes

01:05:02.960 of the year. The top searched

01:05:05.140 recipes of the year. The Dole Whip,

01:05:07.260 Disney Churro, Sourdough Bread,

01:05:09.100 Ikea Meatball, Whipped Coffee,

01:05:11.300 Haberger Bun, Chaffle.

01:05:14.660 I already know. 1.00

01:05:15.800 I already know.

01:05:17.440 What? What do you got, George?

01:05:18.900 I got my money on Disney Churro because

01:05:21.020 it's shut down and people are like, how do I

01:05:22.900 get to the happiest place without leaving my house?

01:05:25.460 I'll go with Dole Whip just

01:05:27.020 because of the way you emphasize it. It's the Chaffle! 0.62

01:05:29.140 No, no, no.

01:05:29.800 Well that's

01:05:31.680 According to the sheet that you gave me

01:05:33.720 Fucking Dylan

01:05:34.820 You said here 0.99

01:05:36.340 Chaffle 0.91

01:05:38.060 Dylan 1.00

01:05:39.600 Fuck you

01:05:41.480 That's what a chaffle is

01:05:43.040 Dylan

01:05:45.740 Sourdough bread

01:05:47.600 I refuse to accept that as an end

01:05:49.640 Fuck this

01:05:51.540 Can we just agree that I was right

01:05:53.400 Top searched why of the year

01:05:56.300 Oh my god

01:05:57.480 Why is there a coin shortage

01:05:58.900 Why is TikTok getting banned

01:06:00.540 Why is everyone buying toilet paper

01:06:01.800 Why were chainsaws invented

01:06:02.980 Why did Kobe have two numbers

01:06:04.540 I would say the last one would be my guess

01:06:06.580 I would say the last one

01:06:08.820 It's either TikTok or Kobe

01:06:11.540 I would say it's either TikTok or the toilet paper

01:06:14.400 But I'm gonna throw my money on

01:06:16.080 Oh fuck

01:06:19.280 You gotta make it a little quicker

01:06:21.080 Evidently it's why was the chainsaw invented

01:06:23.880 Dude fuck you

01:06:24.580 That's not true

01:06:26.700 It does seem like a year where people would be interested in something like that.

01:06:30.760 How the tool was used during childbirth, and the Scottish doctors who first made it.

01:06:36.420 I'm sorry, what?

01:06:38.000 What?

01:06:38.920 How is that literally possible? 0.99

01:06:41.540 Two Scots that created the chainsaw way back 1780. 0.96

01:06:46.160 The chainsaw was originally invented to assist in childbirth. 0.95

01:06:49.600 Oh, well, it's a great tool for childbirth. 0.97

01:06:50.800 Before the cesarean section, I was a C-section, became common practice,

01:06:54.840 All fetuses had to pass through the birth canal

01:06:57.200 Inevitably

01:06:58.200 Babies can become stuck if they are too large

01:07:01.040 Or in a breech position 1.00

01:07:02.180 Which is when they lie feet first in the womb 0.83

01:07:03.980 Instead of the usual head first position

01:07:05.640 Back in the 18th century 0.67

01:07:07.360 If a baby couldn't fit through

01:07:08.580 Or if it became stuck in a pelvis

01:07:10.100 Parts of bone and cartilage were removed

01:07:12.340 To create space medically known as

01:07:14.320 Symphsiotomy

01:07:16.280 To make the process easier

01:07:19.300 Two Scott surgeons invented a chainsaw

01:07:21.560 Fuck!

01:07:22.860 Could you fucking imagine?

01:07:24.640 The baby's stuck.

01:07:25.780 We see the head doctor.

01:07:27.140 The baby's stuck.

01:07:32.320 Through a fucking femur. 1.00

01:07:36.120 What the fuck is going on with the Scots, dude?

01:07:40.380 George, what the fuck is going on with Scottish people? 1.00

01:07:44.720 Who would chainsaw a baby mama? 1.00

01:07:47.420 You know Future has six baby mamas? 1.00

01:07:49.200 I shit you not. 0.99

01:07:50.440 I shit you not.

01:07:51.860 I know you don't expect in that.

01:07:53.480 All right, check it out.

01:07:53.960 Top search definitions of the year

01:07:56.580 Quarantine, antebellum, entanglement

01:07:59.080 BPAC, simp, furlough

01:08:01.360 WAP

01:08:01.740 I googled furlough once this year

01:08:04.740 Everyone getting furloughed, I gotta google it

01:08:07.100 I'd say WAP

01:08:08.720 You're right my friend 0.68

01:08:09.960 I was gonna say WAP 0.81

01:08:13.260 Your WAP is right

01:08:14.140 Why don't you just go ahead and do that

01:08:19.260 Like you just did

01:08:21.560 That was great

01:08:22.600 I don't like that game

01:08:24.840 Because you were wrong every question

01:08:26.280 That's no problem

01:08:26.820 I don't like losing

01:08:28.600 Neither do we

01:08:30.660 I'm fine with it

01:08:32.360 Who'd you lose the other award to

01:08:34.400 That wasn't the Jay Shetty one 1.00

01:08:35.980 Oh Emma Chames 1.00

01:08:37.620 She got first person 1.00

01:08:39.320 And deserved it

01:08:40.980 What the fuck is up with her videos

01:08:44.700 How are they so

01:08:45.760 They just capture you

01:08:48.280 They just take you in

01:08:50.080 Back in the saddle

01:08:51.720 There's what?

01:08:52.460 She's funny.

01:08:53.340 Yeah.

01:08:54.880 No, just speaking of great creators.

01:08:56.920 Oh.

01:08:58.340 David D. has done it again.

01:08:59.760 What'd he do?

01:09:00.320 David D. has done it again.

01:09:01.640 What that dude does is puzzling at this point.

01:09:04.180 Well, what'd he do?

01:09:04.800 What'd he do?

01:09:07.300 David Dobrik created what is called the $100,000 puzzle.

01:09:14.300 This is brilliant.

01:09:15.460 Amazing.

01:09:15.920 Check this out.

01:09:17.240 It's a puzzle that costs $30.

01:09:19.580 Buy it for your friends for Christmas

01:09:22.120 They're not going to ship until January 25th

01:09:23.700 We bought one

01:09:24.440 But buy it for your friends

01:09:25.920 Buy it for yourself, $30

01:09:26.920 And the puzzle is a QR code

01:09:30.440 Once you complete it

01:09:32.220 The squares at restaurant when you scan

01:09:34.700 And the menus come up now

01:09:35.820 The puzzle is a QR code

01:09:37.260 So once you complete it, you scan the QR code

01:09:40.040 And it tells you how much money you won

01:09:41.940 Anywhere from $0.25

01:09:43.320 To the grand prize of $100,000

01:09:46.720 he has just over a hundred thousand i think this was the number just over a hundred thousand

01:09:56.220 puzzles at thirty dollars each that is a quick three million dollar bag for our friend david

01:10:04.980 i don't know what the uh cost of goods is here's the issue so i reading an article here no david

01:10:11.300 Dobrik has only sold 4,200 puzzles so far.

01:10:15.900 That was in the first 30 seconds.

01:10:17.800 No, no, no, no.

01:10:18.360 Total.

01:10:19.340 This article is written here by puzzle insider Daniel Keem.

01:10:22.720 You're on Twitter.

01:10:23.900 You're not even.

01:10:25.060 Question, question.

01:10:26.760 Who is just really good with numbers?

01:10:28.360 Is that illegal?

01:10:30.540 Isn't that a form of gambling?

01:10:31.920 Not if you add an entry without purchase.

01:10:36.320 You can mail in an entry.

01:10:37.340 You can mail in an entry without.

01:10:38.200 Oh, shit.

01:10:38.700 Where are we supposed to?

01:10:39.600 Fuck.

01:10:39.940 stop no you let you you plan to lead me into this did you lead me in you fucking scumbag 0.93

01:10:46.960 you just told david dobrik's millions no no buy the puzzle i bought it i'm trying to win the 100k 0.99

01:10:52.620 can you fucking imagine if you i'll never i'll never solve it dude i'll never solve it i hate 0.95

01:10:58.560 puzzles oh go for the corners first we're doing them right now we've been doing puzzles me and 0.94

01:11:02.600 the gf bro they're actually really fun do my puzzle if you if i'll do the puzzle for you if

01:11:07.340 If you buy the David Dobrik puzzle, I will

01:11:09.120 put it together for you. You have to play a record player

01:11:11.080 while you do it.

01:11:13.380 He sold 7,500

01:11:15.000 in the first hour.

01:11:16.920 Yeah, possibly. It means almost a quarter million.

01:11:19.400 Possibly 17,000.

01:11:22.480 I mean, the marketing scheme

01:11:25.040 is perfect, right? It's a fun game.

01:11:28.580 Oh, look. 85% profit margin.

01:11:30.940 Yeesh. Fun game.

01:11:33.060 It's fun.

01:11:33.660 More than that. It's fun.

01:11:35.760 it's fun you know these what are you daniel keen i took notes you know everything i took notes no

01:11:40.480 but i mean the kid's just the kid's just he's sharp dude i even i even did a tesla giveaway

01:11:45.240 yesterday i saw that yeah i entered it by the way oh i can't wait i don't know i think people

01:11:52.000 would be pissed i think they'd be upset but congrats david d you've done it you've done it

01:11:57.360 again what's the deal with the twitter giveaway over on your your uh tesla giveaway yeah we're

01:12:01.600 I have a T gone this week to talk about his company.

01:12:03.580 Energy X is really cool.

01:12:04.740 He's a part of the renewable energy revolution and, and, and he's the guy.

01:12:10.300 He's the fucking guy who said he's going to let me live to 150.

01:12:13.860 Well, not let me, he's not God.

01:12:15.140 Right.

01:12:15.560 But he said he has the tools.

01:12:17.100 He has a facility where he, well, it's not open.

01:12:20.380 He aged elderly and living till they're 150 years old.

01:12:25.380 He's got it all.

01:12:26.340 They take people at retirement age, like 65, 70 wealthy, obviously affluent individuals.

01:12:31.600 who are looking to drastically extend their life here on Earth,

01:12:37.440 obviously, because, you know, where else would you live?

01:12:40.840 By spending money on living at a facility that renders crazy care.

01:12:46.660 Okay.

01:12:47.720 Stem cell shit.

01:12:49.040 Yes, he's going to talk about all of it.

01:12:51.240 Lasers.

01:12:51.800 When is it coming on?

01:12:52.760 I think this week.

01:12:54.300 Dude, we have an action-packed week of guests.

01:12:56.560 Should we just blow a load right now and just tell them everybody?

01:12:59.500 Wait, are we doing this all this week?

01:13:00.840 Yeah.

01:13:01.600 thanks for letting me know

01:13:03.040 I mean we're filming like 10 shows

01:13:04.980 it's in the group chat

01:13:07.560 well thanks for fucking

01:13:08.740 tomorrow is Tommy Lee

01:13:11.820 from

01:13:12.440 tomorrow's nothing

01:13:14.200 the day after is Tommy Lee from Motley 0.77

01:13:16.640 at some point just let me fucking have it 0.88

01:13:19.200 at some point this week Tommy Lee from Motley Crue

01:13:21.360 America's bad boy

01:13:23.360 probably one of the most sexualized 0.56

01:13:26.020 party boys of all

01:13:27.120 the man, the myth, the legend, Tommy fucking Lee

01:13:29.180 Whitney Cummings 0.80

01:13:30.780 Whitney Cummings and Tim Dillon

01:13:32.700 A combo show

01:13:33.840 Which is going to be nuts

01:13:36.060 And we actually

01:13:36.740 You don't want to tell him on the show

01:13:38.980 Were you telling me

01:13:41.700 Was it a statement or a question

01:13:42.980 You just said it like this

01:13:44.040 You don't want to tell him on the show

01:13:45.400 Like what was that

01:13:47.880 Why are you guys prefer

01:13:48.940 Andrew Scholes will be back on this week

01:13:52.460 Yeah

01:13:53.460 Andrew Scholes very comedian heavy week

01:13:56.200 And then Teague

01:13:57.340 Strong week

01:13:58.560 strong week and then of course this boy's only episode that you guys have been enjoying 0.52

01:14:01.560 up until this point of course where we've y'all fuck with eggnog 0.54

01:14:07.440 i'd have a cup of it to feel festive okay so i'm gonna ask you some questions sure 0.92

01:14:15.440 because you don't fuck with eggnog i don't like it your lack of response and enthusiasm 0.98

01:14:19.440 i'm sorry i'm sorry ask me again you fuck with eggnog 0.99

01:14:22.280 You don't like eggnog 0.97

01:14:25.920 Nah man

01:14:26.440 So I'll talk to you

01:14:27.160 Okay

01:14:27.380 Alright I'll be over here

01:14:28.340 On this side of the table

01:14:28.920 No I'm coming back to you

01:14:29.880 Oh bet

01:14:30.360 Okay cool

01:14:30.920 I love eggnog

01:14:32.380 I love eggnog

01:14:33.860 Of course

01:14:34.160 Spiked eggnog

01:14:35.300 Normal eggnog

01:14:36.260 Eggnog eggnog

01:14:37.200 We love you Nagy

01:14:38.560 I'm fucking with it 1.00

01:14:39.360 Yep

01:14:39.580 Okay

01:14:39.920 But why is it seasonal

01:14:42.640 Why is it

01:14:43.760 A seasonal drink

01:14:45.140 This particular time of year

01:14:48.280 Winter comes around

01:14:49.260 Christmas time

01:14:49.900 All of a sudden

01:14:50.780 The eggnog starts showing up

01:14:52.180 all of a sudden it's in my fridge all of a sudden i'm drinking all of it i'm fiending for it but why

01:14:56.980 can i only drink it and thoroughly enjoy it during this part of the year like what is it about

01:15:01.420 the winter that makes me feel like this is the drink wow why do i not drink it year round so

01:15:05.780 it's thick it's got a taste that lends itself very much so to to the you know to the festivities

01:15:11.760 no see have you have you linked taste with time is that where you were going with this i don't

01:15:17.860 Listen, like, yo, if you

01:15:20.540 Why can't I

01:15:23.580 I can't come up with shit

01:15:24.680 Like the spice pumpkin latte thing

01:15:27.080 If you give me a chunk of turkey

01:15:29.580 A chunk of turkey

01:15:31.540 Like a, you know, a white breast chunk of turkey

01:15:34.240 I'm at the Thanksgiving table with my family

01:15:36.080 I don't give a fuck where I am

01:15:37.340 You give me a chunk of turkey

01:15:39.860 And I'm in fucking Baghdad, bro

01:15:41.660 I automatically transport it back

01:15:43.760 To be sitting in front of my good old grandma Jane

01:15:45.780 You're in Baghdad?

01:15:46.380 I thought you said Baghdad

01:15:47.800 I was like

01:15:48.140 Is that your family

01:15:49.040 Or my family

01:15:49.600 No

01:15:49.860 But you know what I'm saying

01:15:50.980 Like of course those foods

01:15:51.920 You give me

01:15:54.580 Bro

01:15:54.900 Perfect example

01:15:56.480 You give me a candy corn

01:15:58.780 You give me a fucking candy corn

01:16:00.920 In July

01:16:01.640 You're right

01:16:01.940 And I'm at a swim party

01:16:03.180 You're right

01:16:03.620 All of a sudden

01:16:04.240 I got a skeleton outfit back on 1.00

01:16:05.700 Trick or treat bitch 0.99

01:16:06.520 Like I'm at your fucking door 1.00

01:16:07.740 Do you know what I'm saying

01:16:08.740 You're right

01:16:09.180 But I'll even go ahead

01:16:11.360 And raise this flag as well

01:16:12.660 So candy corn is a little

01:16:14.800 Disgusting

01:16:15.780 polarizing also just please i fuck with it you oh my god do you like candy corn no no i'm a normal 0.96

01:16:21.520 human being okay good because there's something this is gonna create a problem i know the fuck 0.98

01:16:25.680 some people come back come back to me people it gives me a headache when i eat it gives me a real 0.77

01:16:30.240 bad headache every time i had uh those candies in my hand i don't even want to say the word

01:16:34.640 anytime i had those i'll just throw them at people oh yeah they're good for pelting oh dude so good

01:16:39.540 they're shaped like darts you have a flag no i i my red flag there is also like a candy candy

01:16:45.760 corn a candy that i enjoy how come i only eat it during halloween is it because it's only available

01:16:51.180 during halloween why do i not seek it out year round it's marketed that way like a candy cane

01:16:55.580 i really love eggnog okay there's no reason i shouldn't be drinking eggnog year round i love

01:17:01.200 it more than it's probably one of my top three favorite drinks hey man no one's stopping you

01:17:05.380 i know i just never thought the question he's asking is valid because when you go to your

01:17:09.580 grocer like even even eggnog is the kind of thing that makes you want to call the supermarket a

01:17:15.240 grocer like do you know what i'm saying like when you go to your local grocer around christmas time

01:17:21.080 25 of the dedicated milk cooling units are now cooling eggnog you'll notice that it's hit the

01:17:27.960 shelves in a major like a like a toy lanes album but they still have a year round they just don't

01:17:31.980 have enough i don't maybe so what they got it like hidden behind the yoohoo or some shit well

01:17:36.640 as a man who's middle eastern my father has a liquor store i know about shelving uh well what

01:17:42.460 if it's a higher demand, you're going to get more of it.

01:17:44.860 But there are definitely weirdos like Logan

01:17:46.600 that's going to want it in February. You can surely

01:17:48.500 order it. Surely? Maybe.

01:17:50.700 Surely you can do that. You can surely order it

01:17:52.520 from a mass producer. Eggnog has

01:17:54.600 been causing problems for some time.

01:17:57.140 Yeah. Okay.

01:17:58.680 Seriously. I'm not the only one

01:18:00.260 raising these questions. Causing problems? The Eggnog

01:18:02.900 Riot. You heard of it?

01:18:04.620 No. Yeah.

01:18:06.320 Now you have. Sometimes

01:18:08.320 known as the Grog Mutiny.

01:18:10.040 Oh my god

01:18:11.280 The Grog Mutiny

01:18:12.600 Was a riot that took place at the United States Military Academy

01:18:16.540 In West Point, New York

01:18:17.800 On 24th and the 25th of December

01:18:20.580 1826

01:18:22.320 It was caused by

01:18:24.420 A drunken Christmas Day party

01:18:26.340 In the north barracks of the academy

01:18:28.380 Two days prior to the incident

01:18:30.480 A large quantity of whiskey was smuggled

01:18:32.500 Into the academy to make eggnog

01:18:34.600 For the party, giving the riot

01:18:36.460 Its name

01:18:37.260 The riot eventually involved more than one third of the cadets

01:18:40.580 By the time it was ceased on Christmas morning

01:18:43.100 A subsequent investigation by Academy officials

01:18:46.200 Resulted in the implication of 70 cadets

01:18:48.820 In the court marshalling of 20 of them

01:18:50.540 And one enlisted soldier

01:18:51.840 They found broken plates in the barracks

01:18:54.120 Wow

01:18:57.320 And also I heard it was one of the contributing factors

01:19:00.280 To Grandma being run over by a reindeer

01:19:01.780 That too

01:19:02.900 Santa was fucked up

01:19:04.720 So, there's something else similar to that.

01:19:09.500 I was watching a show the other day on...

01:19:11.820 It's because of a riot, dude.

01:19:12.980 Crazy.

01:19:13.500 The eggnock riots of 1826? 0.99

01:19:15.400 The grog mutiny.

01:19:19.380 The grog mutiny.

01:19:21.040 Oh, God.

01:19:22.300 I was watching a show on Netflix the other day

01:19:24.620 about the 1951 Pont Saint-Despierre mass poisoning.

01:19:30.660 What?

01:19:31.120 In France.

01:19:31.940 similarly on a random day in a suburb of of of france a random suburb of france with just a

01:19:40.560 few thousand people that live in the town people started hallucinating in a mass in mass numbers

01:19:45.860 seven of whom hurled themselves out of windows to their death whoa i knew it was they called it a

01:19:52.700 mass hallucination event and and and they're looking back at it now and and the common believed

01:20:00.980 situation at the, was that the bread, the majority of academic sources accept ergo poisoning as the

01:20:06.640 cause of the epidemic, um, which, which is a, a, a bread poisoning. It's a, it's a naturally

01:20:12.420 occurring, um, situation called ergotism that exists in bread when it's produced that could

01:20:18.460 create this kind of madness. Now they traced back to the bakery. They traced back to people

01:20:24.000 who worked on the bread and those people assured that this could not have been the case. So now

01:20:28.340 it was the vaccine i'm gonna full circle your asses right now don't do it there are scholars

01:20:34.800 that are theorizing currently in this year and this is what the documentary was about 0.54

01:20:38.380 that the u.s government had predated the mk ultra program by testing lsd and point saint 0.86

01:20:44.340 pre esprit you're lying not fucking you're lying entire documentary about it on uh on either 0.59

01:20:50.780 netflix or you're serious dead fucking serious there's a scholar who believes just put it in 0.94

01:20:56.600 bread put it in your local mass test the u.s government said okay we're gonna they picked a 0.96

01:21:02.200 city in france and said this is our new testing CIA showed up fucking injected the fucking bread

01:21:06.880 with LSD people started killing themselves and they studied from afar test failed well i mean 0.84

01:21:11.900 to what extent whoa the death that's not the u.s i'm gonna say this and it sucks to bring it back

01:21:17.240 that's that's called collateral that's called collateral damage u.s government says uh

01:21:21.920 costs of doing business costs of doing business seven french people had hurled themselves out

01:21:28.360 windows but the u.s learned a shit ton about lsd potentially from this program i feel like 0.51

01:21:35.020 yeah this point point say a spree they had a mad they called it the madness a mass hallucination

01:21:42.720 event in 1951 hundreds hundreds went mad and didn't recover for for one dude didn't sleep

01:21:49.380 for almost 40 days

01:21:50.440 because of

01:21:51.140 because of what he saw

01:21:52.000 he said

01:21:52.380 his daughter was

01:21:53.540 pulling hair

01:21:54.700 out of her mouth

01:21:55.260 that wasn't there

01:21:56.000 and seeing beasts

01:21:57.080 all around her

01:21:58.400 and he didn't sleep

01:22:00.380 for 40 days

01:22:00.960 and a bunch of people

01:22:01.540 threw themselves 0.92

01:22:02.100 off of fucking roofs 0.96

01:22:03.440 and out of windows 0.98

01:22:04.100 oh my god

01:22:05.180 it falls under

01:22:07.700 the category

01:22:08.380 of things

01:22:09.260 you hate to see

01:22:09.920 you hate to see it

01:22:10.880 hey uh

01:22:12.240 that

01:22:13.080 that's terrible 0.99

01:22:15.140 that's like fucking 0.95

01:22:16.440 just imagine one day 0.92

01:22:17.280 we're just leaving the podcast

01:22:18.140 and all of a sudden 0.96

01:22:18.480 fucking dragons 0.96

01:22:19.300 around the street we're like what the fuck the only thing i will say is it's got to be i mean 0.83

01:22:23.260 avoid carbs at all i mean do you know what i mean come on everybody's getting a little bit

01:22:29.500 he's right if they were keto never would happen pornhub announced the removal of all non-verified

01:22:36.580 uploads i was supposed to call the girlfriend for a for a take and she just doesn't care about

01:22:41.760 she's filming a podcast millions millions of videos on pornhub taken down in an instant do

01:22:47.680 know why there is this is one of their steps towards becoming a more responsible platform

01:22:52.600 yeah there's some mega backlash about some really fucked up shit that was that was living on

01:22:57.380 pornhub and uh visa and mastercard actually refused to process their credit cards on pornhub yeah so

01:23:06.000 i mean what what does that revenue cut look like beyond like numbers that wouldn't make sense to

01:23:12.300 the average viewer i mean bet 10 what tens of billions of dollars probably what's what's the

01:23:16.220 average fuck it what's the annual revenue for porn up right now our mind geek in general

01:23:19.680 bill billions of dollars i mean the porn industry as a whole is a 98 billion dollar yeah yeah but

01:23:25.040 you can imagine you can imagine that cut was massive huge yeah okay okay okay you're saying

01:23:29.900 it is big yeah massive yeah but but it's but it's what was it on there that they didn't like

01:23:34.440 dude there's been child pornography yeah wait what non-consensual because anyone can upload

01:23:41.080 upload at the time up until very you know the past week anybody could upload and also making

01:23:47.520 it equally yeah yeah similar to youtube but i mean a much a much different user base but but

01:23:54.020 um similarly you know traumatic is you know the first wave of of you know internet porn stars

01:24:01.980 videos were able to be downloaded very easily and then put anywhere else on the internet and

01:24:08.600 So if you ever want to say like, you know, I hate to bring it back up, but like someone like my girlfriend who has a past that industry and would love to do anything in her power to wash it clean and to move on with her life.

01:24:18.180 And, you know, hates the fact that she got put in positions that she did and put herself in some of the positions that she did.

01:24:23.660 You were able to you up until very recently, you've been able to download any video and then save it, share it anywhere all over the Web.

01:24:29.480 And so what used to be a simple contact trace back to Pornhub to eliminate the main source of that content spread like wildfire.

01:24:37.300 And now, so now they've made it, they've made you unable to download videos from the website as well.

01:24:42.120 Okay. Interesting. I'm, I'm glad to see they're taking the necessary precautions. Also, do you think Visa and MasterCard will ever return? No, right? They can't.

01:24:49.560 No, they're going to. Yeah. Yeah. They'll make so much money. Yeah. Because think about how much money they lose.

01:24:55.180 So it was, okay. Just to make a statement and then Pornhub took the necessary.

01:25:00.100 Yeah. Cause they don't want to be caught in the collateral of it.

01:25:02.180 Oh yeah. That's yeah. But they're not going to refuse money, bro.

01:25:05.580 that world is so dirty and i know i know like we haven't been doing as much like adult film

01:25:10.420 stars on the show lately but we should we should bring on like somebody from the business we just

01:25:14.240 had bell though no i know i know i know but i said as many because remember when we got off to a

01:25:18.980 crazy start uh yeah but like the business side no my my pr team uh said no more they said no i

01:25:25.020 remember no more porn stars yeah yeah but no they said it just like that but dude no but i mean

01:25:29.780 people from the business not porn stars somebody that's never had their dick online like actual

01:25:33.520 it's just such a dark place it's so bad it's so bad i'm okay with not promoting it promoting it

01:25:39.660 oh cool no of course no we're not we would never yeah we wouldn't i i i couldn't it's

01:25:44.400 it's horrible i'm not judging them on their decisions i just don't want to like uh put it

01:25:48.280 on a pedestal that's not even the that's not even the problem the problem is not the people who are

01:25:52.320 making consensual decisions and who are who are making money it's there's just a shit ton of

01:25:57.980 really really nasty shit that goes on in that world that has to do with sex trafficking that

01:26:03.380 has to do with agents saying yo if you don't do this fucking sex scene like we're gonna ruin your

01:26:07.340 life like there's a lot of shit that goes on with these girls that they end up doing having to do 0.82

01:26:12.100 stuff that they don't want to do like there's forced sexual intercourse happening in the in

01:26:15.840 the world of porn it's a it's a terrible terrible place so porn i i mean i just think porn in

01:26:20.780 general is not a healthy like outlook you know i mean it's gonna yeah i don't think if you're

01:26:24.580 mentally i always see it this way if you're mentally training yourself to like look at

01:26:29.040 because when you look at girls you're not looking at one video and calling it a day

01:26:31.760 you know what I mean like you're looking at multiple

01:26:33.600 women and then fast forwarding to your favorite

01:26:35.680 positions and stuff so you're training your mind to

01:26:37.760 just rapidly go through so

01:26:39.720 many girls so when you commit to one

01:26:41.820 girl it's gonna monogamy is gonna be a problem

01:26:43.580 it's gonna be hard so like I don't

01:26:45.580 encourage it that's why I quit it and honestly

01:26:47.600 it's helped a lot it doesn't make me

01:26:49.680 like it's sad because

01:26:51.740 like you just train your thoughts to always be so

01:26:53.740 sexualized I mean like even

01:26:55.240 Instagram I unfollowed a lot of girls because I'm like

01:26:57.720 yo you guys are like posting a little

01:26:59.660 much like it's well and you and I think and you're

01:27:01.740 you're you're so right you hit the nails so much on the head with that one like i think is it when

01:27:05.300 you're in a monogamous relationship and you see it never used to be like that right like you would

01:27:09.900 have your wife you go to work and maybe there's like two three assistants that you see throughout

01:27:13.600 the course of the day or like somebody that like you know throws a look your way and you avoid them

01:27:17.380 at all costs and then you go home and you're back with your wife but now with the amount of just

01:27:21.940 digital um um like tantalizing no like tantalizing like stuff out there it's like all you see all day

01:27:31.200 is just is like people that have been um turned into just asses and tits on a screen you know and

01:27:36.560 it's like it's wild like instagram feed in general it's it's it's crazy to me like 15 16 17 years ago

01:27:43.440 like that to me was pornography like if you grew up and the girls were like i remember my dad had

01:27:50.600 a pamela anderson spread one there was one like uh what do they call them centerfold yeah no it's

01:27:57.560 like a porno no there's like a name for it like a playboy yeah it was something like that a magazine

01:28:03.620 in the centerfold pamela anderson this one this one folded out right like not just not just a page

01:28:09.360 and she was laying down flat you saw a little butt crack just the top right and her underwear

01:28:16.780 was just taking off and her boobs were pressed up against the floor so no nips and that was the 0.73

01:28:21.460 thing yeah that i was like oh my god like that was my yeah that was my masturbatory material for a 0.65

01:28:27.340 year i take out the centerfold i love the double flip man i'm emphasizing because it went it was

01:28:33.580 so big yeah and now you open up your instagram page and that's your that's the explore page if

01:28:42.600 you're a pervert if you're a model and you're doing like cool like artsy shots and stuff like

01:28:47.340 that like i i get it it's art you're if you're a model that's your your body and you want to like 0.92

01:28:51.820 promote it but it's but at the end of the day it's like what are you leaving and i might sound

01:28:55.780 stupid for this what are you leaving for your husband or your wife like what what is so sacred 0.93

01:29:01.600 or secret for your guys's relationship if you're putting it fucked fuck that bro tell you tell 0.94

01:29:05.620 your hubby you can subscribe to your only fans we had this conversation this morning got it what is 0.94

01:29:10.460 it no it was just like i said to you we're talking about this one girl you brought up i go this girl

01:29:15.200 has a very poor understanding of what it means to be an instagram model because she was oh yeah

01:29:20.540 She was emulating in the most sexual way what she perceives sexy to look like.

01:29:27.860 And it's so sexual.

01:29:28.900 It might as well.

01:29:30.320 I mean, shit.

01:29:31.240 It's like a G-string thong, her in doggy position with just her ass.

01:29:35.120 Like looking back, didn't notice you there. 0.97

01:29:38.440 You were behind me looking at my buttocks?

01:29:39.980 It's basically to like merge both points.

01:29:45.240 It's a fine line.

01:29:48.440 And also at the same time, it's like, you know, I think you hit it right with monitoring your consumption because you don't want to tell them not to get money.

01:30:00.280 You don't want to tell them not to have no right to tell them.

01:30:02.440 Right.

01:30:02.680 So you're you're thinking about it the right way.

01:30:04.520 Like if you're a guy or a person who doesn't want to see that kind of shit.

01:30:08.860 Yeah.

01:30:09.720 Being a Karen is not the answer.

01:30:11.500 The answer is monitoring your own life and making the decisions and fixes that you need to make to limit your consumption in your own fucking life.

01:30:19.040 You know what I'm saying?

01:30:19.720 Yeah, of course.

01:30:20.320 I have this conversation with a lot of Christians because I tell them, like, hey, be careful how you talk to people because you could turn people away from God.

01:30:26.420 If you want to live your life in that way, don't be judgmental.

01:30:29.640 People have their own ways of life.

01:30:31.560 If she or he wants to pursue that, God bless them.

01:30:35.160 Let them have their own lane.

01:30:36.980 Just choose not to consume it and also keep it to yourself.

01:30:39.640 The only reason I'm speaking up about it is because I'm on a podcast.

01:30:42.160 No, for sure.

01:30:42.920 There's nothing wrong.

01:30:43.680 Yeah, but like, for example, I'm in a relationship.

01:30:45.840 I chose to do that.

01:30:47.180 That was a post-preface.

01:30:49.060 Suffix.

01:30:49.840 Suffix.

01:30:50.260 That's what we call those in the book world.

01:30:52.660 I love you so much.

01:30:54.280 Both of you so much.

01:30:55.060 That was a post-preface.

01:30:56.240 So for suffix.

01:30:59.400 He made the point first, and then he was like, by the way, the only reason I'm saying this

01:31:03.220 right now is because I'm on a podcast.

01:31:05.700 Sup, Georgie?

01:31:06.400 We get it.

01:31:07.280 That was like, here's your own Georgie.

01:31:08.660 But that's how I talk off of the podcast too.

01:31:11.520 George belongs in the glossary.

01:31:13.460 Like he should live in the glossary in the back of the book.

01:31:15.980 Dude, here's the thing.

01:31:16.940 You guys have been on this podcast for like two years.

01:31:19.140 I'm very new to like, I read my DMs and sometimes I say stuff that really offends people.

01:31:23.720 And I'm like, dude, that's not my...

01:31:25.040 Stop trying to please everyone.

01:31:26.080 I'm not trying to please people.

01:31:27.680 But I also want to represent, because everybody knows me on the podcast, as a Christian man.

01:31:33.160 And I don't want to poorly represent Christ.

01:31:35.240 So like I try to preference

01:31:37.160 Because I'm not the best Christian

01:31:39.080 I'm just working on it

01:31:40.300 I had to make this very very clear on my stream the other day

01:31:44.020 Because people sometimes jump in my chat

01:31:45.840 And be like yo why are you so mean to George

01:31:48.160 Yeah you guys are

01:31:49.320 Stop

01:31:49.640 It's because of that statement

01:31:51.460 You should see them off the camera

01:31:53.300 I go dude we are fucking around

01:31:56.040 We are friends

01:31:56.900 We fuck around with each other

01:31:58.200 Connor Blakely told me we need to change the dynamic

01:32:02.220 Between you and George

01:32:03.320 Connor who?

01:32:04.920 He said it's not fun that you guys bicker

01:32:08.740 And I said this is fun

01:32:09.920 I think this is fun

01:32:10.880 Who says bickering is not fun

01:32:13.680 That's the best ever

01:32:14.740 That was my opinion

01:32:16.080 He also said

01:32:17.240 Never mind

01:32:19.400 Shut up

01:32:22.740 He doesn't like me on the podcast

01:32:24.500 He says some fucking dumb shit

01:32:26.740 He's the smartest dumb kid I know

01:32:28.440 But he's not dumb

01:32:29.460 No no no

01:32:31.880 Number two

01:32:33.600 number two when you said we love you connor he listens to every episode when you were talking

01:32:37.720 about going through the you're talking about going through your dms you know even follow him on 0.75

01:32:41.600 instagram fuck it at connor connor blakely on instagram i don't think he has instagram i don't 0.76

01:32:45.820 think he has instagram he got no instagram i think it's twitter follow in real life follow 0.89

01:32:49.280 him around about branding brand work companies business entrepreneurship he's even got a book

01:32:54.360 coming i won't plug that yet number two you said going through dm not to interrupt you for a third

01:32:59.460 time sure he does have an instagram he goes in and out of it at connor blakeley here he is if you 0.81

01:33:04.300 if you want to go get some fucking dumb advice can we just say the piece can we just say the part 0.80

01:33:11.760 i kind of want to say it i kind of want to say it what are you talking about sure kiko or the

01:33:17.420 covid they're both okay number one he texted logan and said hey man like can i see his face

01:33:25.480 hold on he said

01:33:27.360 we love this kid I talk to him all the time

01:33:29.900 we love him he goes hey man I know you got a big

01:33:31.840 fight coming up

01:33:32.560 and that COVID's a real concern for you

01:33:35.700 let me just run this past

01:33:38.000 you and figure out what you think

01:33:39.400 if you purposely get COVID now

01:33:42.020 you'll have

01:33:44.000 a six month window before you can get COVID

01:33:45.800 again and so you won't have to worry about it for the

01:33:47.740 Floyd fight

01:33:48.420 intentionally

01:33:51.280 how would you even go about

01:33:53.940 Hope I survive and then get the antibodies so we don't have to worry about it before fighting Floyd Mayweather.

01:34:00.900 Somebody comes up to you, they go, Logan.

01:34:02.480 I said, wow, you're fucking dumb.

01:34:07.700 Where is he looking?

01:34:08.920 Someone comes up to you.

01:34:09.640 How do you fuck up a selfie?

01:34:11.340 You can see yourself in the reflection.

01:34:13.180 I feel so bad.

01:34:14.400 Go follow him on Instagram.

01:34:15.520 This, once again, this is called bickering.

01:34:17.420 This is called us fucking with people that we love.

01:34:19.220 This is not a shot to Connor.

01:34:20.940 We fucking love this.

01:34:21.660 final other note George

01:34:24.940 you said you go through your DMs

01:34:27.060 and you see that there's people that have

01:34:29.020 thoughts or whatever

01:34:30.140 and there was another thing that I came up with

01:34:32.960 recently too and I talked to Logan

01:34:35.080 about this this morning

01:34:36.200 nice preface

01:34:38.360 I don't know if that

01:34:40.180 fuck that's my problem

01:34:42.420 how about we just stop fucking calling it out 0.96

01:34:44.920 cause it's not gonna stop happening 0.88

01:34:46.920 I did it a couple times too

01:34:48.840 no one caught it though

01:34:50.220 I don't understand influencers, especially the ones that have started to make real money

01:34:57.340 that give a fuck about what people think, bro.

01:35:02.100 Like, I can't, like, I can't, hear me out for a second.

01:35:04.800 Wasn't saying anything.

01:35:06.160 I know, but I heard, I heard you thinking.

01:35:11.060 I heard you thinking and you shouldn't be, you should be listening.

01:35:14.160 I'm sorry.

01:35:14.620 I'm so sorry.

01:35:15.100 Can you, can you imagine?

01:35:16.460 can you imagine bro you're a massive influencer who is is making videos that are fun to make

01:35:25.560 yeah you're making money you drive around a dope car you got a hot girlfriend whatever you got all 0.82

01:35:29.540 the fixings of a dope ass fucking life cool some dumb ass is in your dm with 12 followers like 0.90

01:35:35.360 george the way you fucking spoke about this pissed me off yeah man yeah yeah i mean i gotta ask you 0.97

01:35:42.380 why you care man and i cared for a while too i make i make a fuckload of money i do and i'm in 0.94

01:35:47.320 the entertainment field and i would somehow hold on just wait wait wait wait let me finish before 0.62

01:35:52.800 you guys always interrupt me i make a lot of money for sure and i'm in this industry where

01:35:57.560 i do have a voice that is listened to but the day that i stop caring about one person because of

01:36:04.220 their life that they're living and their stature and the money that they make and i judge them on 0.79

01:36:08.580 their outlook that's fucked up that means i'm not caring for another human what if i told you 0.93

01:36:13.360 that your attempt to care about every tom dick john sally and harry's opinion out there 0.93

01:36:19.780 could drastically affect your output in this world yeah absolutely imagine going through 0.94

01:36:24.580 your fucking dms and looking at what jerry from fucking minnesota shout out jerry from minnesota 0.95

01:36:28.680 thinks about everything you and by the way i'm not talking about constructive feedback i'm talking 0.99

01:36:33.320 about like you're you're you have a big fucking nose and i'm opening the thing like jerry you 0.95

01:36:39.260 don't know what my nose has been through which is a lot but i'm just i'm just saying like you 0.94

01:36:46.100 know these people and i'm and i'm saying i'm not saying to turn away constructive criticism what

01:36:49.780 i'm talking about is like these influencers that get really tied up in it and they're like

01:36:53.340 I don't know if I can take it anymore. 0.74

01:36:56.040 Canceling my fucking YouTube channel.

01:36:59.620 Do you know what I make?

01:37:00.540 Snot comes out of their fucking nose.

01:37:02.500 How?

01:37:03.020 How do you get...

01:37:03.800 Like, bro, I don't even give a fuck what people with audiences think about.

01:37:07.420 Let alone people without audiences.

01:37:09.000 I don't give a shit, bro.

01:37:10.680 My fucking outlook on it is going to be very cheesy to you guys.

01:37:15.000 And it's the fact that I came into this world naked and I will leave naked.

01:37:18.360 Nothing that I made or have is going to come with me.

01:37:20.900 So if I could talk to as many people and get them ready for my afterlife, then that's how I look on things.

01:37:27.780 You're telling me you talk to people in your DMs to prep them for your afterlife.

01:37:31.240 Yeah, I want, I don't, people who hate and get mad or they're hurting, it's off of, it's off of like a, like a fear or like a anxiety, their depression, they're mad.

01:37:39.880 No one lashes out if they're happy.

01:37:42.360 Right.

01:37:42.600 So I will communicate with them and regardless of what they have following wise or money wise, like I'll have a conversation with you.

01:37:48.240 And mind you, I will walk away if it gets toxic, but I will give it a fair chance to see if they can look at life.

01:37:54.520 How many people can you do that with?

01:37:55.520 Until I die, my last breath.

01:37:56.820 What about a project that makes an impact that covers all of them?

01:38:00.360 I put out a book that shut everybody the fuck up.

01:38:02.700 Like, would you ever do that?

01:38:03.860 Yeah, I mean, I'll do that and continue to do my voice as well.

01:38:07.800 Like, I don't know.

01:38:08.380 I just, I feel like, dude, like we're on this planet together.

01:38:10.780 Like, you know what I mean?

01:38:11.240 Like, if it doesn't matter what area in life you are.

01:38:14.140 Stop saying it, making me sound like some.

01:38:16.020 I mean, man, you wrote the

01:38:18.160 fucking book, shouldn't this be your outlook

01:38:20.120 on life? Not that, I'm just saying

01:38:22.040 I'm not trying to minimize, did you hear that?

01:38:24.000 What noise did you get out of here?

01:38:27.080 Stop trying to make me

01:38:28.160 I don't know, man, fuck, dude

01:38:31.740 I make internet videos

01:38:33.980 What did he say? Just tap it out

01:38:36.180 I don't care anymore

01:38:37.360 Alright, whatever, no, I hear what you're saying, I'm not trying to

01:38:39.860 discount or minimize, I'm just saying, like, how do you

01:38:42.020 Whatever, it's easy, Mike

01:38:44.100 I just give a fuck about people's feelings and shit.

01:38:46.700 No, I'm not saying not to,

01:38:47.900 but what I'm saying is the heavily affected.

01:38:51.640 Like you do sometimes-

01:38:53.700 The heavily affected need more help.

01:38:55.160 No, you.

01:38:55.980 You do sometimes get affected.

01:38:58.020 Yes, of course.

01:38:58.680 Thank you guys for listening to Impulsive,

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01:39:01.980 Floop.

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01:39:04.200 Maybe Connor was right about the bickering, boys.

01:39:06.480 Listen-

01:39:07.040 I should have stopped that sooner,

01:39:08.100 but I was busy sucking on this bottle cap.

01:39:09.760 Yeah, stop preface.

01:39:10.740 I thought it was-

01:39:11.780 Your preface.

01:39:12.360 Oh, that was a preface. 1.00

01:39:13.540 Fucking bitch. 1.00

01:39:14.100 should have just stopped 1.00

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - December 15, 2020

E243 Jake Paul Slams Conor McGregor, His Wife & Dana White

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