Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E248 IMPAULSIVE'S TOP 20 MOMENTS OF 2020

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00:02:12.340 Hey, what's up, Impulsive family?

00:02:13.780 If you're watching this, congratulations.

00:02:15.980 You survived 2020.

00:02:17.260 It's been a wild 100-plus episodes of Impulsive, and we wanted to thank you all for your never-ending support and continuing to make us the number one podcast in the world.

00:02:25.620 To celebrate, we pulled together a list of some of the craziest moments we've had this year.

00:02:29.500 Please sit back and enjoy Impulsive's Top 20 Moments of 2020.

00:02:40.160 Okay, I know I said Top 20, but that was just for titling purposes.

00:02:43.900 We're starting at number 16, The Spineless Man.

00:02:46.700 From up close and in person, it can be detrimental to their defenses.

00:02:51.720 Bro, for five minutes

00:02:55.120 He's just doing this Russian accent

00:02:56.560 Talking about Panzer tanks

00:02:57.880 Who's that chick?

00:03:00.720 That's neither here nor there

00:03:02.160 Or really anywhere, to be honest with you

00:03:04.220 I didn't see anything

00:03:04.800 So he's doing this accent at the bar

00:03:07.460 And everyone's laughing

00:03:08.800 The one guy's like, you sound like a drunk Irishman

00:03:11.360 The bartender, by the way

00:03:12.480 The bartenders are involved

00:03:13.600 Everybody's fucking chilling

00:03:15.040 I'm on a rampage, dude

00:03:16.540 And I'm looking around

00:03:17.880 Because I notice, you know, Mike

00:03:19.460 When he gets excited

00:03:20.220 it's a little like he wants more people to get involved which is great yeah it was great everyone

00:03:24.700 was involved except the old pda couple and i'm kind of clocking them up for my peripherals and

00:03:30.820 i see they're getting a little more aggravated and aggravated and i i know they're the type of

00:03:35.060 people that won't say anything until they explode until they blow up was it like mid smooch and

00:03:39.880 they were getting yeah they were making out by the way i saw them too they were like being they

00:03:44.020 were being like very over pda like they were full make out such like even my sister said to me she

00:03:49.020 It was like, keep it going.

00:03:52.260 I don't want to jump in yet.

00:03:53.500 It was a little unnecessary, but whatever.

00:03:55.220 They're doing their thing.

00:03:55.820 We're doing our thing.

00:03:56.720 No problem.

00:03:57.740 Go ahead and slap lips.

00:03:58.340 And so Mike reaches a point where it's peak Mike.

00:04:02.300 It's the only way to peak Mike.

00:04:03.000 I saw a pregnant woman walk by.

00:04:04.920 And I was like, wow, look at that species over there.

00:04:06.860 She's gestating some sort of organism or some complete and utter bullshit.

00:04:11.440 Bro, it's like this couple, they had like a countdown.

00:04:14.580 In their heads, they're like, all right, three, two, one.

00:04:17.420 Both of them stood up at the same time.

00:04:19.020 and they're like what is wrong with you and the guy's like you know what buddy you're being so

00:04:23.900 loud and the lady turns to mike and says an unforgettable line that pretty much set the

00:04:28.500 tone of the entire trip she turns to him she looks in the eye she goes have you no couth no class

00:04:34.760 no class mike without skipping a beat doesn't hesitate doesn't break character he goes zero

00:04:41.940 absolutely none not even an ounce if there was a negative number that's how much couth i have

00:04:47.540 and bro you can imagine like that's not the type of response she was looking or that she was looking

00:04:52.280 for she was looking for a very specific response which was ma'am i am i am so sorry about excuse me

00:05:00.480 she goes she goes have you no this was the timing of it have you no cooth zero absolutely not even

00:05:06.880 announced bro i it was it was it was one of my favorite moments of mike in my life because i've

00:05:12.200 never seen anyone react with that amount of like confidence and and calmness and so the guy gets

00:05:19.940 mad because obviously this is not the react he's look they're looking for an apology or something

00:05:23.780 or some sort of uh retreat listen buddy you're not the guy i want to do this with now keep in

00:05:30.620 mind this guy's i would say probably late 50s early 60s he's got a bit of a hunch he's also

00:05:35.680 hammered he's hammered he's slurring his speech so so they go to walk away and my mike's mike's

00:05:41.220 still on is like i i'm you know there's not there's nothing here for you i have no couth for

00:05:45.040 you and the guy comes up to mike and he approaches him did he grab you on the shoulder he got close

00:05:49.640 he like he approached me he he he came up to mike mike's sitting down by the way and i hate i'm

00:05:53.940 watching this and i'm right next to him i hate the one person standing up one person sitting

00:05:58.020 down scenario bad situation for the sitter facts for the most most that this in this particular

00:06:02.800 circumstance there was nothing he could have done he could have dropped him from a fucking

00:06:06.360 airplane he still would it would have been proper the guy goes you don't want to do this with me

00:06:11.660 buddy and at this point it was batman it was christian bale i got my feet kicked up and i

00:06:18.080 thought i thought i'd use my newfound powers so i look at him and i go sir before you do this i

00:06:24.340 have to let you know i'm a professional boxer oh you threw that on him yeah like no no just

00:06:29.480 in that voice calm as fuck and then he turns to me and what came out of the man's mouth next

00:06:35.440 will be written about by scholars

00:06:39.080 for years to come.

00:06:41.160 You think my response to the have you no couth question

00:06:44.080 was trickery and sorcery.

00:06:46.160 What this man said next

00:06:48.460 changed the course of time and history.

00:06:51.800 Humanity, it created a rift in space-time

00:06:55.880 that then represented the remainder of our evening.

00:06:59.700 Four hours discussing just this one thing.

00:07:03.800 Tell me.

00:07:04.300 I go, sir?

00:07:05.440 I do have to let you know I am a professional boxer.

00:07:07.820 He turns to me, locks eyes, and he goes, he goes, I just had, he goes, he goes, I just

00:07:17.560 had spinal surgery.

00:07:19.920 Oh, and so, and like literally, but, but like, and so we're, we just both go like this.

00:07:25.860 We go, no, no, no, not even like that.

00:07:28.300 But like, how do you respond to that?

00:07:30.020 It's called a classic smoke bomb.

00:07:31.540 We talk about these.

00:07:32.740 We thought we are the master that smoke bombs.

00:07:34.760 Have you no couth?

00:07:35.440 Zero.

00:07:36.000 Negative integer.

00:07:36.880 Apply it, lady.

00:07:37.800 Smoke bomb.

00:07:38.240 Smoke bomb.

00:07:38.620 She's just like, where am I?

00:07:39.900 What universe is this?

00:07:40.880 And he just threw a flashbang.

00:07:42.260 A flashbang.

00:07:43.060 Concussion grenade.

00:07:43.900 Both me and LP go down to our seats.

00:07:45.700 I'm like, I go, then why are you doing this?

00:07:49.760 What are you doing?

00:07:50.860 So this dude, he just got done telling me, he goes, I have no spinal calm.

00:07:55.220 I am an exoskeleton.

00:07:59.260 So we have no idea how to handle this situation.

00:08:01.520 His wife, like, drags him away.

00:08:02.740 And then we're like, yo, did we just get attacked by a Frosty?

00:08:05.900 By one of those wavy arm inflatable arm guys that they put outside car dealerships?

00:08:10.680 Number 15, smashing the Consecos.

00:08:13.380 My ex-girlfriend's dead.

00:08:16.340 Jose Canseco.

00:08:17.600 Can I please read this?

00:08:18.840 Jose Canseco.

00:08:20.780 The fact that he said the Logan brothers is one of my favorite.

00:08:23.940 I will fight any one of the Logan brothers.

00:08:28.220 Basically saying that there's more than six to ten.

00:08:30.660 I'll fight any, in one word, I will fight any one of the Logan brothers.

00:08:34.900 He's holding a bat.

00:08:35.920 Read the rest.

00:08:36.640 They have enough for anyone with any type of talent yet or fighting skills is how I would read that.

00:08:46.100 No, that's not what it says, Dylan.

00:08:48.060 I believe what he was going for here.

00:08:49.640 He skipped words and important participles that I think would have made this a complete sentence.

00:08:53.720 I'll be happy to translate this.

00:08:55.460 I will fight either of the Paul brothers.

00:08:58.360 they haven't fought anyone with any type of talent yet

00:09:02.020 or fighting skills, is what I believe he meant.

00:09:04.200 Yeah, yeah, he's right.

00:09:05.100 Got it?

00:09:05.460 He's right, he's right.

00:09:06.840 I understand because I come from family that speak like this.

00:09:10.260 So, I get it.

00:09:10.940 I get it.

00:09:11.420 Pig Latin.

00:09:12.560 Pig Latin is the first generation.

00:09:14.180 Bro, he knows me.

00:09:15.460 I've spent extensive periods of time at his house.

00:09:19.700 Jose, we played poker together.

00:09:23.660 We mean Logan Brothers.

00:09:26.240 So, obviously, I couldn't let this slide.

00:09:28.360 What the fuck?

00:09:29.160 It's my ex-girlfriend's dad.

00:09:31.000 I said, no problem.

00:09:31.820 I love smashing Cansecos.

00:09:32.960 No!

00:09:35.000 Just R.I.P., bro.

00:09:39.920 One of the dirtiest.

00:09:43.420 Oh, my God.

00:09:45.280 Logan, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?

00:09:49.700 Number 14, Sadhguru's profound life advice.

00:09:53.140 Life is a combination of two things.

00:09:55.900 A certain amount of time and a certain amount of energy.

00:09:58.360 Time is rolling away.

00:10:02.060 You do something, you don't do something, you're happy, you're unhappy, tick, tick,

00:10:06.860 tick, tick, tick, it's going away for all of us, it doesn't stop for any of us.

00:10:10.660 We cannot say, today I didn't use it, let me roll it back, there's no such thing.

00:10:15.280 Time is just rolling away.

00:10:16.740 So the only thing that we can manage is our energy.

00:10:20.320 Our energies we can manage in such a way, either it is, you know, very… makes your

00:10:26.400 life very profound. These are two aspects when it comes to life. One thing is to make your experience

00:10:31.900 of life very profound. Another thing is your activity must be impactful. I think you guys

00:10:38.900 are overly focusing on your activity being impactful, not invested on making your life

00:10:46.100 profound. Because right now you think acid will make you profound, smoke will make you profound.

00:10:52.960 Well, it gives you a facade.

00:10:54.360 I didn't say that.

00:10:55.200 I asked you.

00:10:58.080 Ask the question.

00:10:59.480 All right.

00:11:00.380 So I'm saying it doesn't make your life profound.

00:11:03.380 In fact, it makes you frivolous.

00:11:07.840 And it is also possible.

00:11:10.420 I'm telling you, during my time, I'm saying when I was in university,

00:11:17.320 I, 13 of my friends over a period of 7-8 years, 13 of my friends died.

00:11:25.880 Some to drugs, overdosing, some riding motorcycles, too wild, you know, not knowing where the

00:11:35.880 limit is, trying to ride like somebody else, all right?

00:11:40.840 You can ride to your limit.

00:11:43.080 You can't do what somebody does.

00:11:45.580 Somebody else may be doing something else.

00:11:48.380 You must ride to your limit.

00:11:50.120 You must know where is your limit and you stay on that edge

00:11:52.440 and see how to push that edge.

00:11:55.020 But you don't try to do what somebody else is doing right now.

00:11:58.640 So like this, 13 of my friends in seven, eight years time,

00:12:02.300 about four of them to drugs,

00:12:04.420 remaining nine of them to motorcycles.

00:12:06.980 They lost their lives.

00:12:08.240 They're all wonderful riders.

00:12:09.520 They rode with me for many years.

00:12:11.820 They're all…

00:12:12.700 It's not like in United States, okay?

00:12:15.080 This is like sitting on a microwave riding in the United States.

00:12:19.220 That is nothing.

00:12:20.020 Just put it on a cruise and you sit.

00:12:22.200 It is not like that in India.

00:12:24.140 You're riding, an elephant can be on the road.

00:12:26.480 All right?

00:12:27.580 And you need to be super alert and intuitive to ride at a certain speed.

00:12:32.940 These are good guys.

00:12:34.560 Very good at what they're doing.

00:12:36.560 But somebody drinks and drives, you know, rides.

00:12:40.220 Somebody thinks he can smoke and then ride, smoke up and then ride.

00:12:44.580 like these kind of things, or somebody at any cost, he wants to go ahead of somebody, whatever.

00:12:50.840 Essentially, not calibrating your energies right.

00:12:57.580 Those who died, died.

00:12:59.780 Many others, they became accountants, they became lawyers, they became something else.

00:13:05.240 They're all my age now.

00:13:06.520 When I look at them, they're all successful people.

00:13:10.200 They got money, they got wife, they got kids, all this.

00:13:13.500 But no life in them.

00:13:15.900 So this guy has got some life.

00:13:18.040 Let's see how he handles and manages his energy

00:13:21.040 because time will run anyway,

00:13:22.940 whether you like it or you don't like it.

00:13:24.840 Today gets over, tomorrow happens, tomorrow gets over.

00:13:27.560 It's happening to all of us.

00:13:29.340 So these are the only two ingredients you have.

00:13:32.920 Time and energy.

00:13:34.560 What you make out of your energy

00:13:35.920 is the profoundness of your life

00:13:38.420 and also the impact of your work.

00:13:41.500 number 13 jeffrey star is a fine-ass dude what is it does it have a penis or no it has a penis

00:13:49.120 but it identifies as as not having a penis seems like a good time to put hand sanitizer on i don't

00:13:55.360 know but just could you give me something i can put him in his mouth hey open up so speaking of

00:13:59.560 sniffing shit this is a lot of sass right there's a lot of sass now look i kind of want to see this

00:14:04.260 what if i told you that she's worth more what's up everybody welcome back to my channel oh she's

00:14:09.000 now i've been silent for a very long time i know that's very rare for me i've taken a lot of time

00:14:14.720 to do a lot of stuff but i don't understand she identifies as she he he identifies as he well

00:14:20.320 there is an answer here that doesn't affect you in any way if you just answer it properly

00:14:23.260 it jeffrey ident what is the proper answer fucking fuck someone give me the fucking answer

00:14:29.120 see how confusing it is it's not hateful none of us hate him or her or whatever the fuck

00:14:34.120 Is it a they-them thing?

00:14:35.740 Is it a they-them thing?

00:14:36.840 We're not doing this with the they-them.

00:14:38.500 We're not doing this.

00:14:39.140 What does he want to be?

00:14:40.540 He.

00:14:40.820 I'll call him whatever he wants.

00:14:42.000 He?

00:14:42.700 Yes.

00:14:43.080 That's a fine-ass dude.

00:14:44.520 Yes.

00:14:45.060 That's perfect.

00:14:45.720 As far as dudes go, pretty fine.

00:14:49.440 Is that all correct?

00:14:50.960 Why is everybody scared here?

00:14:54.320 I'm out.

00:14:54.700 I'm not.

00:14:55.180 I'm just trying to make sure I get it right.

00:14:56.360 You can't get canceled if you don't know.

00:14:58.040 What if I told you that he...

00:15:00.300 Identifies as she?

00:15:01.260 ...is worth more than Rogan.

00:15:03.240 For what?

00:15:04.120 What does she do

00:15:06.640 What does he do

00:15:07.840 Makeup

00:15:09.160 Makeup

00:15:10.800 You see how confusing this shit is bro

00:15:13.980 We might need to go to that

00:15:17.000 We don't have Netflix specials

00:15:19.400 I didn't know it was like this

00:15:21.680 Wow

00:15:22.640 200 million

00:15:25.020 The same one says Schultz

00:15:27.160 He's worth 200 grand

00:15:28.040 Rogan got that

00:15:29.160 Yeah Rogan probably got that

00:15:31.580 She sells makeup

00:15:33.560 He sells makeup.

00:15:35.120 You have to get the pronouns right on this particular show.

00:15:38.100 Can I say something?

00:15:39.000 That to me is branding, right?

00:15:40.940 If you're a he and you do makeup good enough to be a she, right?

00:15:46.460 Ugly chicks are going to go, well, imagine what I could do with that.

00:15:51.600 So you see what I'm saying?

00:15:52.640 Like if a dude could become like a.

00:15:55.560 Do you know how bad it is?

00:15:56.820 Do you know how bad it is?

00:15:57.560 Just imagine it.

00:15:58.420 You're some fucking ugly girl

00:16:00.480 And you're seeing a guy

00:16:02.020 Become a hot girl

00:16:03.500 You're like holy shit

00:16:05.060 That's way further than me

00:16:06.500 Becoming a hot girl

00:16:07.560 Cause guy to hot girl

00:16:09.720 Is this far

00:16:10.860 Right

00:16:11.780 Ugly girl to hot girl

00:16:13.840 Is this far

00:16:14.540 You know how far he's gotta go

00:16:16.680 He's a guy

00:16:18.320 And then sometimes

00:16:19.940 You look at him

00:16:20.580 And he's like

00:16:21.040 Alright

00:16:21.420 That's your little fine ass

00:16:23.320 I feel like this is okay

00:16:25.520 You know what I'm saying

00:16:26.360 I feel like this is okay

00:16:27.960 George, get back here.

00:16:29.220 Yo, 2020, this is me.

00:16:30.500 I'm like, can I laugh at this?

00:16:33.020 Like, I look to you.

00:16:33.520 Why can't you laugh at it?

00:16:34.400 I don't know.

00:16:35.260 He's wearing all the makeup he's got.

00:16:36.820 He's trying to trick us.

00:16:38.460 He knows what he's doing.

00:16:40.220 If I wear a Yankee hat, are you like, do you like the Red Sox?

00:16:43.900 No.

00:16:44.680 No, you know who I like.

00:16:46.320 Right?

00:16:46.740 I like the fucking Yankees.

00:16:47.920 So he's dressed.

00:16:49.860 Do you know what I mean?

00:16:51.200 He's dressed in a way that makes you go, you like dicks or not, buddy?

00:16:55.980 Like, what's the deal?

00:16:57.720 Like he is being misleading

00:16:59.880 If he's still a he

00:17:01.720 I'm wrong

00:17:03.940 I'm wrong

00:17:05.700 To walk up

00:17:06.520 You look like a fine ass chick

00:17:08.700 I'm wrong to come up to you like yo

00:17:11.380 Okay so let me just

00:17:12.960 Pull us back a little bit

00:17:14.420 From that person

00:17:15.860 What the fuck is going on over here

00:17:18.000 No because the question you're asking

00:17:19.260 You walk around with boxing clubs

00:17:21.300 People are going to assume you're boxing

00:17:22.360 And you can't be like

00:17:23.700 I don't fucking think I'm going boxing

00:17:25.300 It's the stupidest thing ever

00:17:28.920 And then we gotta be upset about that

00:17:30.340 The question you're asking

00:17:32.640 Assuming gender

00:17:33.820 99.9% in life you're right

00:17:36.220 99.9%

00:17:38.220 Literally I can walk around this room

00:17:40.140 And assume people's gender and I'm gonna be right

00:17:41.920 Chick

00:17:43.120 Dude

00:17:45.660 That's what certain people are trying to stop

00:17:47.600 Dude

00:17:48.320 Cat

00:17:50.520 number 12 george spares hitler so you could forgive everybody i go absolutely 100 he goes

00:18:01.800 everybody and i go yes and he goes hitler comes back to life you have a chance to kill him right

00:18:07.680 now do you kill him i go no he goes why he's killed millions what if he killed your mother

00:18:13.660 i go no i go because here's the reason why hitler at the end of the day was such a powerful speaker

00:18:18.560 so motivating so strong in his situation when I look at this man or anybody that's like this man

00:18:24.560 I don't look at just his flesh there's demons behind him and I'm not trying to cast him out

00:18:29.360 I'm trying to kill the situation that's making him evil because if I could get him to be a good

00:18:33.180 person just imagine the good that this person could do so what I'm saying is don't look to

00:18:37.360 your neighbor and judge him and get mad at him and want to crucify him I'm saying okay how because

00:18:41.760 Max an artist if he's using his R for bad I know that he uses R for good so instead of listening

00:18:46.300 to the devil like he is i'm not because the devil's gonna be in my ear going fuck hitler

00:18:50.000 look what he did fucking murder him what if you got him in 39 prior and he's and he's like yo

00:18:56.340 somebody says yo in the next seven years this dude's gonna put down 15 million humans bro

00:19:01.960 are you and they're like here's a gun but here's a pen where you could write a letter to him

00:19:07.100 i take the pen and stab him in the fucking eyes the living motherfucking shit out of that so

00:19:13.680 I would do that.

00:19:14.740 Then I would take the gun, mow him down again.

00:19:17.460 I would run him over with a Daimler Chrysler hundreds of times until he turned into a piece of sponge, dude.

00:19:27.240 Put him in the coffee ground.

00:19:29.360 Mix them together.

00:19:30.600 Put some cream in.

00:19:31.780 I'm talking about my cum as cream.

00:19:34.480 Drink it.

00:19:35.620 Piss it out.

00:19:36.480 And then light my puddle of piss on fire.

00:19:40.240 Anyone he talked to, also, same thing.

00:19:43.200 Like pen first, gun later, Daimler Chrysler, drink the coffee, piss him out, light it on fire.

00:19:49.260 I would probably just remove his hands or like tie him down a little bit or talk to him for four months.

00:19:54.960 There's a couple people that have come before me that I don't have too much patience for.

00:19:59.200 He just happens to be him, Mao Zedong.

00:20:02.340 I just want to leave this.

00:20:04.500 This is where I'm going to leave that portion of it off.

00:20:07.800 Because a lot of people say that.

00:20:09.020 They're like, how many times am I going to forgive somebody?

00:20:10.520 like how many fucking times

00:20:12.520 am I going to look somebody in the face and be like

00:20:14.400 bro you just did that fucking 900 times

00:20:16.400 I say if you did a 900 do it 9000

00:20:18.580 if you did a 9000 do it a million

00:20:20.460 times because I'll tell you why every single

00:20:22.360 one of us I know for sure Mike

00:20:24.200 and I don't know about you and I don't know

00:20:26.380 you but I know that there's so many times that

00:20:28.320 I've done this God I know

00:20:30.240 I said I wasn't going to do this anymore but

00:20:31.960 I'm not going to do this anymore God

00:20:33.920 I know we're back again I know I said this last

00:20:36.200 Tuesday what I'm saying is when I meet

00:20:38.280 God face to face he's going to be

00:20:40.240 like the way you didn't judge others

00:20:42.100 the way you forgave others is exactly

00:20:44.260 how I'll forgive you. Well no I didn't ask him

00:20:46.120 I didn't ask you. But also you're not Hitler

00:20:48.020 That's what I'm getting at

00:20:49.620 Mortal sins, mortal sins bro

00:20:51.760 This is what I'm asking you

00:20:53.100 We're not asking him to forgive

00:20:56.180 you for taking a

00:20:58.120 Snickers bar. The dude sent

00:21:00.200 train loads of Jews into a gas

00:21:02.340 chamber bro. Sure, it doesn't matter

00:21:03.560 You gotta stab him. You gotta kill this

00:21:06.240 I didn't give life for me to take it

00:21:08.480 Okay what if you go to him

00:21:10.220 in the afterlife. You walk up to him.

00:21:12.040 Say in or God? To Jesus.

00:21:14.180 God, the Holy Trinity. They're all there.

00:21:16.160 They're all there. I'm dapping them all up.

00:21:17.760 The guy before you, it's like number 7 million

00:21:20.260 billion trillion 826. Come on.

00:21:22.320 It's the guy before you. Worked at 7-Eleven.

00:21:25.000 Loved his wife.

00:21:26.000 You did piss in this person's garden.

00:21:28.060 I'm going to let you in. Come on in. Come on in.

00:21:30.000 Then it comes to you. He goes,

00:21:31.420 God-fearing. Respected Jesus.

00:21:34.340 Had a great wife. By the name of the bell.

00:21:35.920 She was incredible.

00:21:37.660 Didn't kill Hitler.

00:21:38.960 Starts tapping the pen

00:21:41.540 Do you know who

00:21:43.320 Can I ask you a question George

00:21:44.920 There's something that says

00:21:47.900 You didn't kill Antler

00:21:49.300 Dude were you friends with them

00:21:50.700 Was there something you liked about them

00:21:52.060 Was it the mustache

00:21:52.840 I would say this

00:21:55.000 Who was the one who found Jesus when he came back

00:21:57.800 Who was the one

00:22:00.240 There was 12 disciples all men

00:22:01.960 Who was the one that found Jesus when he came back

00:22:04.800 It was a prostitute woman

00:22:07.060 Married

00:22:08.400 So wait, what I'm saying is, why did Jesus decide to show himself to a prostitute woman

00:22:15.340 to go and relay the news to the 11 men that were walking with him?

00:22:20.800 Got it.

00:22:21.380 But if you told me that Jesus decided to show himself to a person who was gas chambering humans,

00:22:29.460 we'd have a different conversation here.

00:22:31.280 A girl who sold her body for sex.

00:22:33.160 Trust me, I'm cool with that.

00:22:34.120 If anybody's cool with it, it's fucking me.

00:22:36.260 But what I'm saying is if my girlfriend came up to me tomorrow and she was like,

00:22:40.360 hello, Mike, and I'm like, baby, I can't fuck with you anymore.

00:22:44.540 As a matter of fact, just with a scythe.

00:22:47.820 I get a scythe somehow.

00:22:51.000 Bro, I'm sorry.

00:22:53.660 Bro, you cannot be a part of my squad.

00:22:57.580 I'm not saying kick it with Hitler, but I'm saying don't kill him.

00:23:00.840 What good is that?

00:23:01.980 Listen, I know you killed millions of people, but you killing him in the same eyes,

00:23:05.480 You took a life away

00:23:06.500 It's Hitler, George

00:23:08.440 You can't take a life, bro

00:23:09.920 He's like the devil

00:23:11.060 Like if I told you

00:23:12.080 You could kill the devil

00:23:12.900 I wouldn't

00:23:13.940 It's not my place

00:23:14.620 That's God's place

00:23:15.240 I don't take anybody's life

00:23:16.400 What about God's servants

00:23:17.580 That are sent to kill motherfuckers

00:23:19.480 That's God's servants

00:23:20.280 It ain't me

00:23:20.800 I can talk to you

00:23:21.840 At Trader Joe's

00:23:22.520 If you want to talk about Christ

00:23:23.440 We can break open a passage

00:23:24.980 But I ain't taking nobody's life

00:23:26.320 Dude, I will never

00:23:27.120 Ever

00:23:27.400 Never

00:23:28.340 You could kill my mother

00:23:29.180 I'll never take your life

00:23:29.940 I'd rather you live

00:23:32.200 And try to repent

00:23:33.100 So that way me

00:23:34.020 My mother and you

00:23:35.220 can make it to heaven number 11 logan gets emotional logan does this make you mad what

00:23:40.040 just like talking to all this negativity on the internet we talked about this not not mad a like

00:23:46.120 i said a very strong feeling of despair of like of like hopelessness almost and what about you

00:23:50.500 and and and um what amplified that for me because i said i said i saw some sad shit that day there

00:23:56.880 was a young man who came up to me in the airport he wheeled his wheelchair up to me um dude had

00:24:03.780 the fucking best energy he's just like mate he was from the uk he's like i'm a big fan my

00:24:09.480 girlfriend's a big fan would you mind making a video for her name's tully so i made a video for

00:24:13.320 him we just talked in the airport had a brief conversation and um this dude smile smile let

00:24:18.540 me just like like lit me up get on the plane as i'm deboarding the plane i see him um fuck

00:24:24.540 i'm gonna get emotional actually talking about this um

00:24:28.400 oh fuck yeah there's always a paul brother crying on this show it's every episode let the man we

00:24:36.820 oh no i love seeing i didn't even think he had feelings this is great so i'm getting off the

00:24:41.860 plane and i see this dude um seated towards the front of the plane as everyone's deboarding

00:24:47.200 and he's waiting there and i was like hey man he goes thanks again look i appreciate it i go

00:24:52.140 bro like have a good day um yeah it's my pleasure and i walk past him and i realize he's waiting for

00:24:58.160 the entire plane to deboard before he gets in his wheelchair and then leaves the plane and like um

00:25:04.940 that made me realize like you don't you don't even think about or understand the problems that

00:25:12.180 people are having and putting your life into perspective like i i got i got so much like

00:25:18.380 empathy and respect for him and the way he moves about his life and still having like an energy

00:25:23.720 that he had um and it just yeah like like a like a real sense of like existential um

00:25:30.920 hopelessness stem from like all this shit i'm like i'm crying about it but uh

00:25:36.140 yeah man do you want to know why he's so happy by the way he's a perspective expert when i was in

00:25:45.120 when i was in new york city last week with lana we went for a quick night she got done with what

00:25:51.000 she was doing at her job whatever she did some feature it was 3 30 in the morning we rolled we

00:25:56.060 walked over to joe's pizza we were walking in probably about the same age as that guy same

00:26:01.980 kind of build white guy in a wheelchair except he wasn't waiting for everyone to deboard a plane

00:26:07.840 he was sitting outside joe's pizza in 26 degree weather with a sheet over him shooting heroin into

00:26:14.620 his foot same so so like it's it's a it's just a perspective thing like that guy logan made that

00:26:22.000 video for he knows that someone somewhere is suffering immensely worse than he has

00:26:28.960 and so it's it's it's but yeah i mean i saw the effect that it had on him because

00:26:34.020 well just like yo if he if he's if he is moving about his life with the positivity that he has

00:26:39.580 what the fuck am I gonna

00:26:41.780 complain about some petty

00:26:43.460 bullshit like yo shut the

00:26:45.540 fuck up dude people are always whining

00:26:47.760 about something and it can

00:26:48.820 and it can get so much

00:26:51.840 worse like please just

00:26:53.260 check yourself

00:26:54.800 check yourself before you whine about something

00:26:57.240 number 10 James Charles coming out story

00:26:59.400 I got caught you know like doing

00:27:01.040 the business

00:27:02.480 yeah

00:27:03.700 gay porn

00:27:06.260 okay sometimes just spill it out

00:27:08.420 i was i was like 12 and my dad came in in the middle of the night it was and like opened the

00:27:13.980 door and thank god well so okay so i used to have i've always been a diy queen or like interior

00:27:19.240 design queen like i said i used to have two closets in my room um both of them were like

00:27:23.020 only like a like very like the sliding door foot deep yeah closet right and i converted one of

00:27:27.660 them into like a little tumblr desk area with like my imac that i had saved up for my tumblr

00:27:31.620 coding um so i had it like in there so my dad like walked in and saw me like butt naked you know

00:27:36.380 doing it

00:27:36.880 oh no what okay you know what i mean like like butt naked like i'm like pants down or like

00:27:43.920 pants down pants down pants down but everything's out yeah and he's like what the like you need to

00:27:49.840 go to bed so i was like okay so i'd like literally turn off my computer like flung myself across the

00:27:53.520 room and like just like went to bed cried myself to sleep was like scared as fuck but he couldn't

00:27:57.740 see the computer screen from the doorway like the doorway was here and like it was against this wall

00:28:04.780 and the desk was like in in the wall so we couldn't see it and the next i was too scared

00:28:09.580 to like touch my computer so the next day i went to school and then when i got home i was still like

00:28:13.440 too scared to do anything and then of course my parents like we need to talk about this and like

00:28:16.720 can you show us your history and my dumb ass forgot to clear it clear it no i was gonna clear

00:28:21.560 clear and close your tabs every day to this day that's why i was i was clear history close

00:28:26.280 25 james literally i literally it's like on my bookmarks on my phone like don't even care anymore

00:28:31.180 but like it literally i was so embarrassed and like that's how i got caught but i'm honestly

00:28:37.140 caught that it happened that way yeah that's what i was gonna say because they literally

00:28:39.440 the conversation was more like hey you shouldn't be like on these websites like they're it's really

00:28:43.480 dangerous for you to be doing this and like also like naked standing in front of your window like

00:28:48.640 who knows who could drive by no judgment but but like we love you that so i was like that was a

00:28:53.120 lot easier than having to be like hey mom and dad i'm gay number nine jake paul gets vulnerable i'm

00:28:57.580 23 uh and it's like what do i want out of this life and like i just had to like started having

00:29:04.860 like super like deep thoughts and then that's why i was like yo guys i need to come talk to you

00:29:09.560 uh and like just i talked to his friends that's what it was i did that help you yes yes so much

00:29:18.000 um sorry i'm getting like a little teary-eyed but uh yeah and then i wake up the next day

00:29:26.800 and like have a uh a phone call like with my lawyers for one of the lawsuits and I knew that

00:29:35.360 it was gonna be like a big L and it like I'm just sitting on the phone call for literally like

00:29:41.760 like something I did not do like it's it's and it goes back to like people just like attacking

00:29:48.000 jake paul and like wanting to see me fail for literally like fucking nothing like

00:29:57.660 like they're suing me for something i didn't do like on god it's just the most bullshit thing

00:30:06.460 and i literally had to pay them a lot of fucking money for no reason and i'm like

00:30:12.080 It just pisses me

00:30:14.360 At the fuck off

00:30:15.020 And then

00:30:15.620 You're good

00:30:18.140 Take a break

00:30:18.600 Take a break

00:30:19.020 Yeah take a breather

00:30:19.880 We can sit for a second

00:30:21.280 Why don't you

00:30:21.960 Why don't you

00:30:22.580 I fucking hate

00:30:23.900 Why don't you go give your brother a hug

00:30:24.860 Before I do

00:30:25.420 Maybe you can sit on that side

00:30:30.000 With him for a second

00:30:30.660 Hey buddy

00:30:36.880 Nah I just hate it bro

00:30:39.580 I'm good

00:30:41.880 i have thick skin but it's like it's just like so annoying it's like why am i giving like not only

00:30:49.580 did i spend like my time my effort my energy my mom my mom is like always on spending hours of her

00:30:57.760 day when she's she's retired like she should be fucking she's in hawaii on a fucking lawsuit

00:31:04.340 phone call and they're like yo your son has to pay this like it just like so stupid and like

00:31:10.880 so much time effort and energy and it's like but it's it's also compounded right by by by

00:31:19.660 a number of issues by by you're constantly dealing with hate yeah from from a certain

00:31:27.500 especially from a certain sector of the online community yep you're you're dealing with the

00:31:32.800 same thing that your brother did which was the idea that you have to reinvent yourself

00:31:36.800 to stay relevant, which is a massive pressure, a massive pressure, not to mention a number of

00:31:43.660 other things that, you know, some of the internet knows about and some that they don't, but I,

00:31:48.160 as someone that's 35 looking at you, knowing you, I know for a fact that this is having a

00:31:55.980 massive compound stress on your mind. I know that. And I know that prior to all this, even when you

00:32:02.480 were top of the top you were already struggling with anxiety yeah you've told me since the day

00:32:07.700 i met you something that we've been able to relate on very well that you struggle with racing thoughts

00:32:12.520 the inability to stop that feedback loop which is the same shit i deal with and to now see you

00:32:17.860 struggling with all of these other things compounded on top of it and then to see people

00:32:23.000 dismissing all of it online and saying that you don't fucking know what it's like to struggle

00:32:28.240 is a lot for me to deal with and i'm not even new yeah number eight lele pond's worst hookup story

00:32:35.360 i know what i want and this guy comes over i know i didn't like him because i met him one time and

00:32:39.160 then i was like i don't like you but i'm so horny right now you know like i'm 24 and this is the

00:32:43.920 time and i haven't had sex in like six months right so like come over you look like a guy that's like

00:32:48.120 good in bed you have abs and everything so i want to stop you right there i want to stop let's

00:32:55.100 actually stop for a second it ain't fucking true okay it's not true that's why i want to get in

00:33:00.040 there okay go i'm not done yet it's not true just because you have abs doesn't mean you're

00:33:05.880 good at having sex i just proved that so okay so this guy comes in right he gives me an orchid

00:33:13.640 i have like 15 in my house so i just put it next to the 15 orchids i had and um he comes in and

00:33:19.400 he's just like i want to cook for you and i was like this guy's wanting a fucking relationship

00:33:22.580 you know and i'm like oh shit yeah and now and he was like okay i'm gonna put some songs up and

00:33:26.460 like i'm like i like latin songs and he's like i don't really like latin oh no and i was like

00:33:29.880 flag one what strike one yeah right and then um he he sees like i did had a documentary and then

00:33:36.300 he sees like the bill the thing i have like i had like a little i don't know how do i call it

00:33:40.420 yeah a poster right and he was like oh you have like uh ocd or tourette's and i was like yeah

00:33:45.380 and he was like can i see you in action he did not say that he did not say that

00:33:49.460 That's not strike two.

00:33:50.500 No, no, no, he did not say that.

00:33:51.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:52.420 Can I see you in action?

00:33:54.140 And I was like, oh, I'm sorry.

00:33:56.000 Like, no.

00:33:57.100 Well, that was strike two.

00:33:57.860 And I was like, sorry, I can't really, like, show you, like, whatever, like that, you know?

00:34:01.480 Wait, so he's just coming after your disorder, like, at some sort of, like, amusement circus?

00:34:05.940 I know, I know.

00:34:06.780 And then, well, that was strike one.

00:34:08.020 And then, like, I hate.

00:34:09.940 Strike two.

00:34:10.620 Strike two.

00:34:11.340 So he makes me, like, dinner.

00:34:12.660 And I don't like fish, right?

00:34:14.940 So I put the, I, like, try to, like, not eat it.

00:34:17.500 But, like, put it in my pocket.

00:34:18.720 but thank god you did not stuff fish in your in my pocket yeah so i put fish in my pocket told

00:34:25.020 him i ate it all but i was still hungry obviously so he makes me pasta and you know it's really

00:34:29.720 weird because you know i am from venezuela and i don't like spicy food i don't like that is odd

00:34:35.320 i don't like spicy i don't know why he put a ghost pepper

00:34:38.060 and i told him i don't like i don't like spicy he was like it's a little spicy you know and i was

00:34:44.240 like and i tasted it it was really spicy whatever i hated it anyways i literally told him i was like

00:34:50.380 okay let's oh no i'm like let's put like he was like what do you got what do you like to do like

00:34:54.480 for fun so i was like sending like showing him a picture of like this thing i like i did with

00:34:58.600 like the swimming with sharks and he was talking to me while i was searching it and he goes hey

00:35:02.820 and i was like

00:35:04.160 it sounds like a real standout guy and i go what the fuck and he was just like sorry i have anger

00:35:12.960 like issues what on the first night dude yo strike i think you were on an episode of punked

00:35:20.460 i'm not done yet so i'm like whatever like i go to the bathroom i drink my tequila because

00:35:24.740 you still want to give this a try yeah this is why would you do this basically he's great

00:35:29.680 so like i drink some tequila so i could forget everything that just happened he like opens the

00:35:34.160 door he's like are you just chugging that tequila oh no he's like are you an alcoholic i was like

00:35:38.020 no like i just wanted to finish it because it was just laying there whatever i was drunk finally

00:35:42.180 and i go and i'm like let's just go upstairs and fuck right very nice very nice yeah let's just go

00:35:47.300 upstairs and you know like do what we have to do and he was just like he goes upstairs okay from

00:35:53.140 from 12 to 3 all we did was kiss i was like what the fuck and then i tried to touch him and he was

00:35:59.360 like no and then i was like okay he was like wait for it it's gonna be worth it and i was like he

00:36:07.080 made you wait he made not done yet okay he said to me he said to me oh lord fall asleep and i'll

00:36:12.600 wake you up when it's up what this episode of impulsive is brought to you by bluetooth

00:36:20.460 never get in this situation again i literally go i go and i was like i'm a dumbass i'm drunk i was

00:36:28.940 like okay so i fall asleep and that and then he wakes me up at five two hours he's like it's ready

00:36:37.160 shut the fuck up this is not a real story this is not a real story lele lele no i'm not fitted bro

00:36:45.320 this is a disaster my mom is downstairs she's like she's not he's not out yet like it's fine

00:36:49.760 he wasn't supposed to be here until five what what it took him two hours it took him two hours

00:36:55.500 wait i'm not done yet so so he literally i'm not done yet this keeps on going so he wakes me up

00:37:03.480 i'm like so tired i was like okay whatever i don't know if i want this anymore right and i'm

00:37:08.340 like why are you still here so like he wakes me up and he's just like you like i turn around he

00:37:12.820 doesn't want me to see his penis so i i turn around and you see like small penis go it goes

00:37:18.220 like down he's like oh false alarm go back to sleep so i go back to sleep 5 30 finally he is

00:37:34.760 ready right so he wakes me up 5 30 a.m 6 now 6 30 wait so you made him soft just with a simple

00:37:40.220 glance. She went and that's

00:37:42.520 the power of Lele Bon. Maybe you smelled

00:37:44.280 the fish that was in her pocket.

00:37:47.260 She smelled the fish.

00:37:48.580 Is that trout?

00:37:50.340 That can't be your vagina.

00:37:52.340 It's trout. It smells like trout.

00:37:54.280 So what happened was that he

00:37:56.200 woke me up again and he was like

00:37:58.400 he put, he like, whatever,

00:38:00.420 like, whatever. We started and then he was like,

00:38:02.360 how do you like it? And I was like, I mean,

00:38:04.420 I like it like calm, you know, like, or like

00:38:06.320 rough. I don't care. Like, you know, like choke me, whatever.

00:38:08.240 and she's like and then he murdered me i'm not dead he strangled me to death and i had to revive

00:38:15.340 my mom revived so there's a wait but there's a difference between like rough and rude all right

00:38:21.060 so what happened was that he spit on you no he goes he's like okay he goes like are you enjoying

00:38:27.420 and i was like yeah and i was like wait i yeah and then he's like are you enjoying yes me again

00:38:32.960 And I was like, no.

00:38:34.400 Where?

00:38:34.780 Where's he hitting you?

00:38:35.580 Like here.

00:38:36.400 That's aggravated assault.

00:38:37.240 In your face?

00:38:37.780 That's aggravated assault.

00:38:38.740 I mean, no.

00:38:39.140 I mean, I said I liked it rough, you know?

00:38:40.960 And he was like, can I tap you a little bit?

00:38:42.080 And I was like, sure.

00:38:42.940 But he was just like, call me your king.

00:38:44.760 Ha!

00:38:45.400 Oh, my God.

00:38:46.260 Call me your king?

00:38:47.560 Dude, you got a two-inch dick.

00:38:49.660 You got a two-inch dick.

00:38:51.380 That took you six hours to get hard.

00:38:53.640 You ain't even the prince.

00:38:55.160 You're a peasant.

00:38:56.340 The fuck call me the king?

00:38:58.480 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:59.440 That's why you don't fuck with dudes with abs.

00:39:01.440 That's why you don't fuck with dudes with abs.

00:39:02.960 Get you a man with a beer belly.

00:39:06.220 Yeah, his abs like disappeared.

00:39:08.020 God dang.

00:39:10.020 His abs disappeared and he was like, you're my fucking queen, bitch.

00:39:14.000 And I was like, all right.

00:39:15.920 He's like, you're my peasant.

00:39:16.980 And I was like, all right.

00:39:18.220 And then all of a sudden I start hearing his phone and it's a 365 days soundtrack.

00:39:23.200 You know, though, like.

00:39:24.500 Wait, what?

00:39:25.100 Sorry.

00:39:25.660 Yeah.

00:39:26.020 What?

00:39:26.360 He had a ringtone?

00:39:27.480 Yeah, like, you know, the one of like, because he was like, I know you, because I told him

00:39:30.560 I like 365 days, which is like a sex movie.

00:39:32.700 but he wanted to be the guy apparently and like put the song in the background

00:39:35.860 or whatever okay the song whatever and then whatever he let's say when he finished but i was

00:39:42.480 like like in that picture he literally told me he was like was it worth it

00:39:49.760 and i go um sure and he was like okay well do you want to go out right now and like get something

00:39:56.400 and eat and walk around.

00:39:58.640 Bitch, it's 7 a.m.

00:40:00.700 Bitch, it's 8 in the morning.

00:40:01.900 No, it's 6.32.

00:40:02.880 It's 7.

00:40:03.920 Well, it's 6.32.

00:40:05.080 Hey, fam, the sun hasn't come up yet.

00:40:08.100 Yeah.

00:40:08.620 No.

00:40:09.320 So then I realized,

00:40:10.700 then I realized,

00:40:11.740 maybe this guy's coked out, you know?

00:40:13.540 It has to be that.

00:40:14.940 So that's what I was going to say.

00:40:16.140 So there was a lot of the quick explosion.

00:40:20.220 Show me an action.

00:40:21.300 Are you listening to me?

00:40:22.720 Soft dick.

00:40:24.140 Cocaine has a massive effect on sex drive and on, you know, erection strength.

00:40:28.480 Yeah.

00:40:29.200 I know from experience.

00:40:30.760 I don't do it anymore, but I know from the past.

00:40:32.460 But this guy sounds like a coked out, two inch dick, abs, fish in pocket, ass hair.

00:40:39.520 Number seven, Logan's sex tape.

00:40:42.000 And Jay texted me.

00:40:42.680 He's like, yo, you suck the dick.

00:40:45.760 Yeah.

00:40:46.440 I was like, I was like, I text him back.

00:40:48.280 I go, I did?

00:40:49.360 He goes, yeah, man, it's on Twitter.

00:40:50.500 Check Twitter.

00:40:51.080 And so I go on Twitter.

00:40:52.460 Logan Paul is trending.

00:40:53.440 and so you know

00:40:54.540 when I see my name turning

00:40:55.660 I put on my vest

00:40:57.080 here we go

00:40:57.580 my bulletproof vest

00:40:58.340 I'm like this is it

00:40:59.020 what is it this time

00:41:00.020 look at the tweets

00:41:01.180 Logan Paul sucked a dick

00:41:02.280 Logan Paul

00:41:02.720 Logan Paul dick sucking video leaked

00:41:04.200 and I'm

00:41:04.580 yo I'm really scrubbing my memory

00:41:06.400 at this time

00:41:06.900 I'm like how fucked up

00:41:08.120 did I get

00:41:08.700 I'm like I know I party hard

00:41:11.180 was it like Cancun

00:41:12.460 when did I

00:41:13.740 2003

00:41:14.360 exactly

00:41:15.080 what was it

00:41:15.660 I'm like

00:41:16.080 I'm like I

00:41:16.820 yo I'm

00:41:18.200 I'm not

00:41:19.100 I told Mike I go

00:41:19.840 I'm 99% sure

00:41:21.320 I did not suck a dick

00:41:22.600 but I

00:41:22.960 Who knows?

00:41:24.160 I mean, it could have been like a wild-ass night the night before.

00:41:27.940 Anything.

00:41:28.500 And just, you just deep-throated something.

00:41:30.980 So Mike comes back to the table, and I brief him.

00:41:33.540 I go, Mike, stop.

00:41:34.760 He goes, what?

00:41:35.340 I go, this one's weird.

00:41:36.500 Out of every, this moment right here, we've had a lot of these moments.

00:41:39.560 I think like three or four of them, I said on the show, always at dinner, because we

00:41:43.580 talked about this on Barstool Sports afterwards, always at dinner, usually when we're traveling.

00:41:48.460 It's happened in multiple other locations.

00:41:50.140 The last time was for his heated remarks on abortion during the KSI lead up.

00:41:54.920 And Mike, I'm trending.

00:41:56.560 And then it's just a race.

00:41:57.600 Like, what do we do?

00:41:58.520 Get the PR team on the line.

00:42:00.120 Get the management on the fucking line.

00:42:01.780 Everybody come together to try to figure out.

00:42:03.780 Crisis management.

00:42:04.380 But this time, it was a crisis.

00:42:08.420 Crisis.

00:42:09.260 There's no T in that word.

00:42:10.500 It was a crisis that we did not cause.

00:42:13.620 Didn't do any.

00:42:14.540 This was the first time.

00:42:15.680 Or at least we didn't think.

00:42:16.860 We didn't think.

00:42:17.800 I was hands off.

00:42:19.580 Mouth on, hands off.

00:42:22.380 But I go, Mike, this one's weird.

00:42:26.520 A video of a guy, Mike Doppelganger, who looks like me sucking a dick.

00:42:32.600 I'll just say, he's getting face fucked upside down.

00:42:34.780 This is the position of millennials.

00:42:37.960 You know how girls are flipping upside down on the bed and hanging off the edge now?

00:42:40.680 I don't know that he does know.

00:42:42.500 I didn't watch it.

00:42:43.640 No, no, no.

00:42:44.080 Have you ever upside down face fucked a woman before?

00:42:46.340 Do you know what he's talking about?

00:42:47.600 We'll see.

00:42:48.780 What does that mean?

00:42:49.920 I don't know.

00:42:51.200 We'll see.

00:42:51.920 You can't use we'll see to talk about a past event.

00:42:55.600 That's how it works.

00:42:57.320 We'll see.

00:43:00.820 By the way.

00:43:03.200 Is that the best thing that could happen where you're kind of like blowing up?

00:43:07.460 Sort of.

00:43:08.660 I will say it's cool that I was trending, right?

00:43:14.000 Staying relevant.

00:43:15.080 I just wish it wasn't for having a dick in my mouth.

00:43:17.200 In my alleged mouth

00:43:19.080 So Mike's like, don't worry, it'll blow over

00:43:21.700 Why does every term have a fucking hidden

00:43:24.940 Don't worry, it'll blow over

00:43:26.520 I know it sucks, man, but this one's really gonna blow over

00:43:29.080 Trust me, you're really gonna come to

00:43:30.560 He goes, don't worry

00:43:32.180 There's no doubt in my throat

00:43:33.220 Isn't the quote like, any publicity good publicity?

00:43:39.940 Yeah, but I've come out and said this before

00:43:42.000 That is so not true

00:43:43.820 You turned this one into something good, though

00:43:46.840 I felt good

00:43:47.760 From a third party perspective

00:43:48.920 I was like

00:43:49.300 That's my boy

00:43:50.100 You handled that dick sucking

00:43:51.060 Real well

00:43:51.620 Thanks bro

00:43:52.280 You took it like a champ

00:43:53.360 And by the way

00:43:54.360 His doppelbanger

00:43:55.280 In the video

00:43:56.040 This guy could suck

00:43:59.720 A fucking dick

00:44:00.080 Really?

00:44:00.760 Yeah he could go

00:44:01.320 I was this close

00:44:03.080 To looking it up

00:44:03.880 I typed it in

00:44:05.060 And then I

00:44:05.660 I put my phone away

00:44:06.580 I was like

00:44:06.900 You know what

00:44:07.380 I don't have to see this

00:44:08.420 2020's gonna go well for me

00:44:10.380 And by the way

00:44:11.180 By the way

00:44:12.120 I think a lot of people

00:44:13.740 Gave a ton of respect

00:44:15.120 To the doppelbanger dude

00:44:16.380 And this dude was getting his neck javelins.

00:44:20.260 But I do want to throw a shout out very quickly to the man with the javelin.

00:44:25.640 That was a massive, massive white penis.

00:44:30.280 That's the kind of penis I'm used to seeing on Blacked Raw, dude.

00:44:33.140 So check it out.

00:44:33.700 This was a fucking fire hose.

00:44:35.160 Check it out.

00:44:35.660 Dude, this man had a fucking gargantuan hot dog cock.

00:44:39.400 Dude, go ahead.

00:44:39.960 I found this guy.

00:44:42.920 I'm going to skip ahead here for a second, then we'll go back.

00:44:45.180 but my first thought was

00:44:47.300 I gotta interview the guy

00:44:49.220 who sucked the dick for me

00:44:50.100 I gotta find him

00:44:51.320 I managed to find the dude

00:44:55.160 who was

00:44:56.220 getting his dick sucked

00:44:57.980 I'm on his page

00:45:00.800 first off, he does porn

00:45:03.180 he does gay porn

00:45:04.000 his dick is not only huge

00:45:07.300 it's everywhere

00:45:07.840 there's a video of him saying

00:45:10.380 come fight me Logan Paul

00:45:11.460 he's just slapping his dick on his thighs

00:45:13.300 And I'm just like, what is this?

00:45:15.600 It's a dark place.

00:45:16.960 It's a dark place for me to be on Twitter,

00:45:18.460 but I knew I had to find the guy who sucked the dick for me.

00:45:20.640 Is he coming on impulsive?

00:45:22.100 Oh, well.

00:45:24.760 Hopefully he doesn't do that, actually.

00:45:27.100 Please don't come ejaculate on my show.

00:45:31.480 So I talked to him.

00:45:32.360 I'm like, hey, man, I got to find the dude.

00:45:34.460 I got to find the guy who looks like me.

00:45:35.680 He's like, hey, dude, we had a real bad breakup.

00:45:39.820 We broke up.

00:45:40.760 And he actually never even wanted to do porn.

00:45:42.440 so he kind of like hates me

00:45:43.560 but you know

00:45:44.000 some decisions in life

00:45:44.840 you can't take back

00:45:45.560 I was like

00:45:45.880 you just don't like

00:45:47.000 you have some empathy issues

00:45:47.880 but that sucks

00:45:49.140 so I couldn't find the guy

00:45:50.000 I cannot interview the guy

00:45:51.400 my doppelganger

00:45:52.740 my yeah

00:45:53.440 my doppelbanger

00:45:54.780 so anyways

00:45:55.980 this happens at dinner

00:45:57.740 I'm like Mike

00:45:58.620 it's not gonna blow over

00:45:59.860 I refresh

00:46:00.460 it's at like 5,000 tweets

00:46:01.620 sure enough bro

00:46:02.180 300,000 tweets

00:46:03.220 and so I

00:46:04.140 I did what I do best

00:46:05.660 and that is

00:46:06.580 troll the entire fucking internet

00:46:08.320 you know

00:46:08.680 there was

00:46:09.320 there was two responses

00:46:10.260 it was one

00:46:10.840 it was one

00:46:11.660 like

00:46:12.440 No, I didn't suck the dick.

00:46:14.720 It wasn't me.

00:46:15.440 Trust me.

00:46:15.840 I'm not gay.

00:46:17.200 Or just like, you know, fuck it.

00:46:19.080 Like, let's have some fun with this.

00:46:20.420 So I tweeted, you know, 100K retweets, not released a full sex tape.

00:46:24.160 James Charles, you're next.

00:46:25.680 To which James retweeted or tweeted back, sorry, bro, I only go for straight guys.

00:46:30.620 Bro, look at the numbers these did.

00:46:32.440 Wow.

00:46:33.120 214,000.

00:46:33.880 Like, this is just some good quality internet fun.

00:46:35.800 Number six, attack of the plates.

00:46:38.180 Joe Biden, you know, a real contender in the presidential space.

00:46:42.640 Let's see what he had to say today about running for president.

00:46:46.820 COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak,

00:46:50.740 it's taken more than 100 years.

00:46:53.880 Look, here's the lives.

00:46:56.280 It's just, it's a...

00:46:59.180 Fuck!

00:47:01.920 Fuck!

00:47:02.860 Fuck!

00:47:03.460 Fuck!

00:47:03.640 Fuck TV!

00:47:04.900 Bro

00:47:07.020 He can't speak English

00:47:09.380 I can't even speak fucking English

00:47:10.900 I'm bleeding from my face

00:47:12.200 Oh my god

00:47:13.640 I'm bleeding from my face

00:47:14.860 I'm bleeding from my face

00:47:19.420 You just

00:47:20.780 You can't

00:47:21.520 My eyes are watery because it hit the bridge of my nose

00:47:24.780 It's a sensitive spot

00:47:26.320 I'm bleeding from my nose

00:47:27.980 This is the most impulsive moment we've had on the podcast

00:47:30.740 Joe Biden can't speak English

00:47:32.260 Fuck

00:47:34.340 Do you see what you are doing to our country?

00:47:37.620 Maybe he just can't read the teleprompter that fast.

00:47:40.420 He had a fucking andurism on live TV.

00:47:43.820 What was that?

00:47:44.740 What are you doing right now?

00:47:45.940 I'm screaming.

00:47:46.880 It's very easy to understand sentences, which that was not.

00:47:51.160 What was that?

00:47:52.500 I need a turn kit.

00:47:54.000 For your head?

00:47:55.000 I can't see it, but it feels not beautiful.

00:47:58.160 It's dude.

00:47:58.700 There's so much blood.

00:47:59.880 Number five, Mike's lowest moments.

00:48:02.500 You can do this.

00:48:03.600 If you're watching this and you're, and you're like, yo, if I get clean tomorrow, Mike, I'm just at zero again.

00:48:09.620 I'm just at the same level as everybody else.

00:48:11.380 Actually, I'm still negative because when I got clean and I walked out of rehab, I walked out of rehab with a 400 credit score up to my eyes and fucking dead.

00:48:20.020 Cause all I had was a computer that I would pawn on pawn, pawn on pawn.

00:48:23.680 At that point it was so bad.

00:48:25.040 I didn't see.

00:48:25.660 I didn't know this.

00:48:26.340 I didn't know this.

00:48:27.260 And this is why you are so, uh, oh yeah, please.

00:48:31.600 please i don't want to end up in a place where i need to pull my computer

00:48:34.120 i try to save all my money but like when you walk out and and all of your friends that you

00:48:40.420 went to high school with they're married and they work for dell and they have a 401k and

00:48:43.580 they have stock options and your mom's driving you to na meetings and you're 26 or you're 30

00:48:49.520 or you're 34 and you've never once had any idea about what to do in this on this spinning rock

00:48:58.360 bro this is crazy this is fucking crazy dude that was me that was me bro all the way up until

00:49:05.960 probably 20 29 29 years old i i here's what i will say to people watching this that have no clue

00:49:12.860 that that have no clue what they want to do how they want to do it because i was there i was just

00:49:18.160 there it was a store i was just there i was just at it let me give you something i started trying

00:49:25.500 things i start i knew i knew i had something and i didn't know what it was i didn't know i wanted

00:49:31.300 to be a youtuber i didn't have the luxury of of knowing what it was but i knew i had something

00:49:37.100 and let me tell you this if you've made it through addiction or mental illness you have something

00:49:44.240 because a lot of people don't if you are still kicking today battling those demons you have

00:49:52.840 something because a lot of people didn't wake up

00:49:55.000 today because they couldn't make it.

00:49:56.720 They couldn't cut it and you fucking did.

00:49:59.320 So you have something, but you might

00:50:00.900 not know what it is. Number four, Spencer

00:50:03.020 Leaves Impulsive.

00:50:04.900 How do I even say this?

00:50:07.460 Probably with your mouth.

00:50:08.640 I'm moving to Kauai.

00:50:13.200 Where's Jeff?

00:50:14.640 Jeff? Where's Jeff?

00:50:16.880 Do we...

00:50:18.960 What'd you say?

00:50:20.820 I just said I'm moving to Kauai.

00:50:22.840 For what?

00:50:23.560 I'm still going to be here every Monday, guys.

00:50:25.240 I'm still going to be here every single Monday.

00:50:27.240 I'm flying back every week.

00:50:29.400 I'm moving by myself to Kawhi.

00:50:32.160 Bro, what the fuck are you talking about right now?

00:50:34.720 How much acid have you taken in the past?

00:50:36.480 A lot.

00:50:37.800 I took a whole tab.

00:50:39.780 But he's not kidding.

00:50:41.100 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:50:44.360 Huh?

00:50:44.800 Yo, it's funny you say that because I'm becoming a fucking racehorse.

00:50:48.840 I'm a toilet.

00:50:50.620 Like, what are you saying right now?

00:50:52.140 the word you're saying things with your fucking stupid lips that aren't making sense you're moving

00:50:56.980 to an island okay by yourself let me let me let me unpack this weren't you about to move back in here

00:51:02.540 how did you i was see i i don't want to say a bunch because i have a lot going on with my

00:51:07.740 personal life i do okay this is like a deep moment i do you're moving to kuwait you said

00:51:12.280 yes sorry please no i mean i don't want to make it too too deep because like there's a lot going

00:51:19.300 on behind the scenes like i don't want to i don't want to like reveal all the personal stuff i've

00:51:23.240 been through like the family shit i've gone through over the last couple weeks like it's

00:51:27.960 deep man like it's deep i i went to kawaii um for new year's and when i was out there i met a group

00:51:35.500 of people that i really really fuck with and i've been in la for five years and like dude this this

00:51:42.120 place is like it's just not motivating motivating me anymore like i feel like spiritually i need

00:51:48.380 something i need something new to like really dive into and um the opportunity opened up to

00:51:56.480 to move out there so i'm gonna move out there fuck man yeah i i love you and you know like

00:52:01.520 i opened up to you personally and i was like shit's going down bro and like it's yeah i mean

00:52:08.380 it doesn't it doesn't feel like like the end of everything for self it's the beginning for me

00:52:12.580 for selfish reasons

00:52:13.800 fuck that

00:52:15.540 I know

00:52:16.140 but for you

00:52:16.660 I love that

00:52:17.380 I actually do love it

00:52:18.620 even when you first said it

00:52:19.480 I know I was like this

00:52:20.300 but like I really love that

00:52:21.880 like it hurts to say

00:52:22.740 no but I love

00:52:23.740 I love that

00:52:24.460 I love

00:52:25.200 I love

00:52:26.540 a massive shift

00:52:28.780 in life

00:52:29.580 change is good

00:52:30.180 I think

00:52:30.420 I think it can only

00:52:31.340 only spur big things

00:52:32.880 that's crazy Spence

00:52:34.640 are you joining like a

00:52:35.720 like

00:52:36.100 yeah what are you

00:52:36.560 are you joining the vibe tribe

00:52:37.640 sorry I'm getting a little emotional

00:52:38.620 where are you going Spence

00:52:40.020 today

00:52:41.600 today

00:52:41.880 I thought I was shooting at dude

00:52:44.080 He's got a flight

00:52:45.140 What the fuck is going on right now dude

00:52:50.360 Is that why there's suitcases in the house

00:52:52.180 Spencer

00:52:53.160 Spencer I'm gonna

00:52:56.120 Fucking cry

00:52:57.160 You just said you were gonna be around

00:53:01.500 I don't even know I'm crying

00:53:03.280 Spence bro

00:53:07.760 Fucking

00:53:08.300 If this is your idea of a birthday present, can I return it?

00:53:14.700 Is there a gift receipt?

00:53:19.940 What the fuck just happened, man?

00:53:27.820 Can we put the rice to Ty's hatting music?

00:53:30.820 number three six nine explains what jail is like all right so first night you get to jail

00:53:42.480 what that feel like when you're like yo shit i'm gonna be here i'm gonna be locked up i got

00:53:45.700 locked up at six o'clock right right you i got locked up at six o'clock that night i watched

00:53:50.780 the movie on like a fed phone like they gave me like you got some what is a fed phone not like

00:53:56.520 They gave me like an iPad or whatever

00:53:58.500 and they said just lay on the rug and watch a movie.

00:54:00.700 I watched Long Survivor.

00:54:02.060 Oh, great fucking movie.

00:54:03.080 You gotta ask the great questions.

00:54:05.060 No, it's a great question.

00:54:06.060 George, I know how to...

00:54:06.960 George, if you're...

00:54:07.740 Where did you find this guy?

00:54:09.560 Logan's one of Logan's best friends.

00:54:10.680 LA Fitness.

00:54:11.840 LA Fitness.

00:54:13.600 He came up to me and started doing this shit,

00:54:15.760 the same shit he's doing to you.

00:54:17.240 And trust me, he'll convince you

00:54:18.620 to give him his number by the end of this.

00:54:19.720 He's gonna trick you into a friendship.

00:54:21.160 Five years later, he's gonna be on your podcast.

00:54:22.740 Trust me, don't go down this rabbit hole.

00:54:24.640 I've been doing it.

00:54:25.460 You should give me your number

00:54:27.180 I do

00:54:28.620 He's literally gonna go home and say

00:54:30.300 Babe I did great

00:54:31.320 They're gonna have me again

00:54:36.020 He is

00:54:38.760 He's crushing it dude

00:54:40.020 He really is

00:54:40.760 He's sexing her right now

00:54:42.840 She goes should I cum

00:54:46.080 I go nah chill I'm nervous pray for me though

00:54:48.160 She prayed

00:54:50.200 I crushed that

00:54:51.860 You're doing great Georgie

00:54:53.880 So we should make a song together

00:54:55.200 Flip your hat to the back

00:54:56.500 You're on a roll

00:54:56.960 Flip your hat to the back

00:54:57.920 Oh no this is my own brain

00:54:59.040 See I'm smart with my marketing

00:55:00.220 Oh

00:55:00.580 I flip it back

00:55:02.440 Okay thank you

00:55:03.280 No but yeah

00:55:06.740 No first night

00:55:07.520 I got locked up

00:55:08.660 I watched Lone Survivor

00:55:09.700 And I was like

00:55:10.560 Definitely

00:55:10.840 I'm definitely snitching

00:55:11.840 Right

00:55:12.140 And then

00:55:13.140 No seriously

00:55:14.480 So from the jump

00:55:15.580 From the jump

00:55:16.500 You laid down

00:55:17.700 And you were stuffing your pillow

00:55:18.660 You're like

00:55:18.940 Nah it ain't gonna be long

00:55:19.900 And then last night

00:55:23.860 The last night

00:55:24.920 The guy wants to give you a charger for the iPad.

00:55:28.100 You're like, nah, I don't need it.

00:55:31.300 I'll be done in 45 minutes.

00:55:32.940 I'm sure you're at 69%.

00:55:33.620 I know.

00:55:37.260 I got a live studio audience over here.

00:55:39.900 I'll be here all day.

00:55:41.400 Number two, America is racist.

00:55:45.180 He is face down, handcuffed, being murdered.

00:55:49.560 Once someone is detained, the police job is over.

00:55:53.140 it doesn't matter if he was on a murderous rampage and we should get into this and i'm

00:55:57.760 sorry for getting upset it does not matter once the police officer has has subdued and detained

00:56:04.480 the criminal their job is done that does not give them the right to decide who lives and dies in

00:56:12.220 this fucking country whether they are black or fucking white they are not judges they are not

00:56:17.280 jurors and they sure as fuck are not executioners and every day every week i have to watch cops

00:56:23.920 deciding that it is their option to carry out execution on american citizens i do not want

00:56:32.320 this mislabeled this was not a detainee resisting arrest this was cold-blooded fucking murder

00:56:41.900 listen closely one of my biggest learnings from all of this and i'm embarrassed that it's taking

00:56:47.080 me 25 years to realize this it is not enough to be not racist you have to be anti-racist yes

00:56:55.160 condemn those who feign superiority because of the color of their skin friends hold friends

00:57:01.520 accountable hold your family accountable hold yourself accountable and most importantly we

00:57:07.220 must hold our authorities accountable police officers politicians policymakers as killer

00:57:14.060 mike said bully the politicians at the voting booth make your voice heard attend a protest

00:57:19.660 speak up against injustice if you're white if you look like me use your privilege and for those who

00:57:26.200 do not think white privilege exists you are fucking blind you are delusional and you are part of the

00:57:32.080 problem i can count on zero hands the amount of times that i have feared for my life at a routine

00:57:38.400 traffic stop that has never happened half of the reason i'm able to get away with some of my hooligan

00:57:43.840 shit I do in my vlogs is because I'm a white kid. I'm confident that I do not have to fear for my

00:57:49.240 life should the cops show up. Acknowledge and weaponize your privilege. I believe we're going

00:57:56.160 to a protest today. You can bet your fucking ass I'll be in the front line. Knowing all this about

00:58:02.620 America, its racially charged background, its inability to truly treat humans as equals, even

00:58:09.460 after 244 years since its inception we must now work towards finding the solution and if you are

00:58:16.720 an influencer or celebrity friend of mine I hope you are using your platform to continue to spread

00:58:21.420 the message of solidarity and unity I do not have all the answers but I know we must now reverse

00:58:27.700 engineer the system as a collective we must open our eyes and realize that there is only one race

00:58:33.480 and that is the human race on behalf of brianna taylor we must change

00:58:40.060 on behalf of ahmed aubrey we must advance and on behalf of george floyd and the hundreds of

00:58:47.940 others who have been unjustly murdered in this country we must evolve number one mike tyson

00:58:54.900 takes mushrooms with a pigeon i'm making direct eye contact with the shrooms yeah right now and

00:59:00.940 Tell me about that volume

00:59:03.320 Talk to me about that volume

00:59:04.300 Can I get a look?

00:59:05.580 How do we work this exactly?

00:59:10.580 Explain to them how much it is

00:59:12.140 It's probably about eight or maybe four grams

00:59:15.660 About four grams of dried mushrooms

00:59:17.660 It's got the gold caps with the blue spots on it

00:59:20.360 This is a moonshot for the average person

00:59:23.440 Mike, you would eat this amount as a daily dose?

00:59:27.240 I'm just getting ready to shove it down

00:59:29.000 Mike, this is a lot of motherfucking mushrooms, Mike.

00:59:32.180 This is like...

00:59:32.800 That's what I'm saying.

00:59:34.780 There you go.

00:59:36.280 That's nothing.

00:59:37.060 Tell him I used to do bags, nigga.

00:59:42.300 This is crazy.

00:59:44.080 I just need a whole ounce and go to the gym and work out.

00:59:46.340 I can't.

00:59:47.520 We're heating up.

00:59:48.320 Oh, he's going to be chewing for a sec.

00:59:50.360 Now, the pussy people put it on a peanut butter sandwich.

00:59:55.380 It mixes together.

00:59:56.460 You know what I'm saying?

00:59:56.980 but Mike wants all those little particles

00:59:58.800 stuck in his teeth. You'll be digging

01:00:00.880 a gram out for the next couple hours

01:00:02.460 trying to figure out, yo, there's something stuck in the back

01:00:04.960 there somewhere. He used to do drugs.

01:00:07.080 Yep.

01:00:08.640 He goes, no shit.

01:00:10.820 I love pigeons. I have so many pigeons.

01:00:12.920 You like pigeons? Yeah. Oh, we got one.

01:00:15.000 We got a pigeon for you. This is weird.

01:00:16.920 Why do we have it?

01:00:20.680 How did we not win that award?

01:00:22.500 How did we not win that award?

01:00:23.500 How the fuck did we not win that award?

01:00:25.260 Look at this really quick

01:00:26.740 When you're done with that

01:00:27.480 Mike Tyson

01:00:28.740 Took four grams of mushrooms

01:00:30.580 And is playing with a pigeon

01:00:31.940 On our podcast

01:00:32.900 Why did the award go to anybody fucking else?

01:00:36.140 Hey listen

01:00:36.660 I have 500 pigeons

01:00:38.140 You have that many pigeons?

01:00:40.040 That's a lot

01:00:40.620 Have you ever done a head count?

01:00:42.280 Like is it actually 500 pigeons?

01:00:44.660 No but um

01:00:45.700 Why?

01:00:47.620 Excuse me?

01:00:48.240 What the pigeon?

01:00:49.620 It's my culture

01:00:50.800 Oh my god

01:00:53.640 Look at this little pigeon in a basket

01:00:55.240 Look up Mike Tyson

01:00:56.520 With his pigeons

01:00:57.220 I have a bird

01:00:59.540 You know I have a bird

01:01:00.260 What kind

01:01:00.800 African grey

01:01:01.720 Oh he talks to you

01:01:02.820 Yeah

01:01:03.060 He's working on it

01:01:04.040 He whistles

01:01:05.140 He likes to whistle

01:01:05.820 Mike Tyson

01:01:07.380 And his pigeons

01:01:08.520 That is a beautiful bird though

01:01:10.680 Yeah dude

01:01:11.800 I love birds

01:01:12.280 Oh look

01:01:13.760 It's a turban

01:01:14.520 Oh you got

01:01:15.500 Oh you

01:01:16.000 You've been

01:01:16.920 A fan of pigeons

01:01:18.680 For some time

01:01:19.340 How come you like birds

01:01:21.520 Huh

01:01:22.040 How come you like birds

01:01:23.100 It's just what we do

01:01:23.960 In the neighborhood

01:01:24.640 It's his culture

01:01:26.460 This is fucking fantastic

01:01:29.620 This is incredible

01:01:30.960 Because the coolest, the toughest guys have him

01:01:33.520 So that's why it was a cool thing to have

01:01:36.060 Unreal

01:01:38.460 I can't get over this

01:01:39.540 This is amazing

01:01:41.640 Yo, this may be Apex

01:01:43.600 This may be Summit

01:01:46.320 Of the Impulsive Show

01:01:47.100 I swear to God, we're peaking

01:01:48.320 We're peaking, bro

01:01:50.000 Mike Tyson

01:01:53.840 What's his band on?

01:01:57.460 No, it's a diaper.

01:01:59.240 Oh, shit.

01:01:59.700 We got a face off here.

01:02:01.740 I thought that was the bird.

01:02:03.520 I'm not going to lie.

01:02:08.420 So, she got me a diaper.

01:02:11.320 Where did you get this bird from?

01:02:14.580 Please, where do you get this bird from?

01:02:18.320 Oh, hey, man.

01:02:19.900 Hey, whoa, whoa.

01:02:20.580 Hey, don't fall, don't fall, don't fall.

01:02:22.280 He can't fly, though.

01:02:23.840 I know we just saw

01:02:25.200 evidently

01:02:26.000 I like birds that fly

01:02:29.120 thanks for the picture

01:02:30.260 wow he went

01:02:32.620 he went backwards

01:02:34.320 and not up

01:02:35.580 that's gotta be

01:02:36.640 he's not bred for flying

01:02:38.160 he was bred for show

01:02:39.300 yeah

01:02:39.680 and he does great at show

01:02:41.660 Lisa

01:02:44.840 tell them about our new show

01:02:46.660 we have a new podcast

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - January 01, 2021

E248 IMPAULSIVE'S TOP 20 MOMENTS OF 2020

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