Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E249 Logan Paul Responds to Jake Paul： “My Brother Is A Fake Fighter＂

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00:02:12.320 I farted during sex.

00:02:13.540 I farted during sex.

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00:02:16.320 I hate you.

00:02:18.780 I hate you.

00:02:20.300 How did that go?

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00:02:29.320 hey guys welcome back to impulsive the world's number one podcast thank you so much for listening

00:02:38.000 subscribing uh watching whatever else you guys do here and also on uh itunes and spotify uh logan

00:02:45.780 logan is unwell he he's not feeling well it's not covid he has been tested why are you not

00:02:52.060 feeling well you're not fighting anybody today i don't oh man what a start to 2021 i don't know

00:02:59.900 if i could do this i really don't know if i could dylan's like don't give me the nod of approval he

00:03:03.820 goes thanks bro look at me i'm the same color as my coat can you take that coat off is that

00:03:11.400 possible no because i'm i'm so cold i got cold vid i hate myself for that joke too

00:03:17.560 so i'm sorry we're all coming back from extended stays in various places once i got back i said

00:03:24.780 to myself a good a good impulsive episode put that in the books and it'll get me right back

00:03:28.220 into the swing of things i need this fucking episode okay is that why you made me come and

00:03:31.920 because otherwise because otherwise i'll be stuck in this uh this transition period between vacation

00:03:37.320 and getting back to normal life people have a lot of trouble with the transition after new year's

00:03:41.700 i'm one of those people mike i noticed it i'd like to consider myself a pretty

00:03:46.100 Hard headed

00:03:47.340 You know

00:03:48.180 Tough

00:03:49.400 Mentally tough soul

00:03:50.720 But

00:03:51.400 Something about the

00:03:52.820 Lackadaisical

00:03:54.480 Mindset

00:03:55.820 Over the holidays

00:03:56.640 Is so hard

00:03:57.640 To snap out of

00:03:58.580 And yo

00:03:58.960 I was training too

00:03:59.980 Like I was training

00:04:01.020 It's the stuff

00:04:01.560 It's the stuff

00:04:02.220 That happens around

00:04:04.440 The

00:04:04.980 For me

00:04:05.680 My workouts

00:04:06.240 Like the world

00:04:06.920 Is shut down

00:04:07.600 Like it's

00:04:08.400 Not only is the world

00:04:09.160 Shut down because COVID

00:04:09.940 But no one's doing anything

00:04:11.880 Right

00:04:12.400 Yeah it's bad

00:04:13.760 Yeah it's bad

00:04:14.080 It's really bad

00:04:14.620 I've been bad

00:04:15.660 I mean, it's good.

00:04:16.940 I think everybody needs this time of the year, guys.

00:04:19.960 Shit on the holidays.

00:04:21.260 But it's good to get back.

00:04:24.560 Hey, George.

00:04:25.460 I didn't even know.

00:04:26.580 It's my birthday.

00:04:27.600 No one wished me a happy birthday.

00:04:28.460 Oh, happy birthday.

00:04:29.200 Happy birthday.

00:04:30.240 It was yesterday.

00:04:31.120 It was not your birthday.

00:04:32.020 We talked to George on the phone, and he said, hey, guys, what's up?

00:04:34.840 I'm in Arizona.

00:04:36.080 And we said, well, awesome, man.

00:04:37.220 Happy birthday.

00:04:37.780 We'll see you for the show tomorrow.

00:04:38.780 He said, oh, we have a show tomorrow?

00:04:41.060 I said, yeah.

00:04:42.460 Happy Monday.

00:04:42.960 We just had Mike Tyson on last week.

00:04:44.840 You may remember the show.

00:04:46.720 I thought we were on a break.

00:04:48.680 No, no, we're not on a break anymore.

00:04:50.400 That's what I'm saying.

00:04:50.740 We're back in action.

00:04:51.600 So I think it's a good time to identify your goals.

00:04:54.960 I write emails to the Maverick Club every Sunday.

00:04:57.240 And I put this in the email.

00:04:58.240 I said, the beginning of the year, especially because it's 2021, could be a little bit of a reset.

00:05:04.180 It's a good time to identify your goals, identify the things you want to achieve this year, and then just buckle down, get ready to activate.

00:05:09.940 Like, if we do this shit right, this could be a big year.

00:05:12.500 It's 2021.

00:05:13.220 Some big things line up.

00:05:13.980 I've heard the aliens are right around the corner.

00:05:15.960 Like, everyone's saying it.

00:05:17.600 Everyone's saying the aliens have been spotted,

00:05:19.800 and they're just hiding.

00:05:20.520 There's a galactic federation underground on Mars.

00:05:23.720 I mean, guys, this can't be fake.

00:05:26.380 It sounds true.

00:05:27.020 It sounds true to me.

00:05:27.920 Have you read anything about this, George?

00:05:30.140 You keep giving me a stare to it.

00:05:31.660 It makes me think maybe there's not even a human inside that flesh machine of yours.

00:05:36.220 Are you here?

00:05:37.620 I am.

00:05:38.740 I'm not where you guys are at, but I'm definitely here.

00:05:42.220 Well, we're over here.

00:05:43.180 Yeah, it's tough because, you know, we had Mike Tyson on our last episode, arguably one of, I'll just say it, one of the best podcasts of all time.

00:05:51.060 It was great.

00:05:51.680 Of all time.

00:05:52.440 And here we are, just three fucking blabbering idiots, two of which, apparently I thought it was just me, are out of commission.

00:05:58.940 Yeah.

00:05:59.220 So tune in, Tokyo.

00:06:00.420 Let's go.

00:06:01.240 I understand it's tough.

00:06:02.340 You guys are just talking about aliens.

00:06:03.900 Well, they're fucking coming, George.

00:06:05.580 You see the blue light over Hawaii?

00:06:07.500 Who saw the blue light?

00:06:08.620 I never saw any blue light.

00:06:09.840 Oh, by the way, I just want to let you know, I've been completely off.

00:06:13.100 I did not have my phone the past two weeks, so I don't know what's happening.

00:06:16.220 That's one of my resolutions for 2021.

00:06:18.940 Have your phone away?

00:06:20.380 No, I have my phone.

00:06:21.360 Really?

00:06:21.580 Just have less time on it, dude.

00:06:23.240 Just spend more time fucking living actual existence.

00:06:26.860 And by the way, this was my resolution for 2020, 2019, 2018, 2017,

00:06:31.200 all the way back to the origins of the iPhone in 20,000.

00:06:36.260 20,000.

00:06:36.820 No, it's a good.

00:06:38.260 I just want to be more present, bro.

00:06:39.740 and talk to my homies and shit like I don't need

00:06:41.800 to see what all these scantily

00:06:43.660 clad women

00:06:44.420 I'm not but they're still

00:06:46.660 evidently I mean what scantily clad women

00:06:49.680 are you talking about your wife's up

00:06:51.240 yeah but okay did you want to

00:06:53.680 follow every girl you follow that has bathing

00:06:55.660 suits I muted all of them

00:06:57.020 I actually did

00:06:58.640 this is going to go badly for me

00:07:00.860 you did too here's the thing bro and I'll say this

00:07:03.600 with a fucking

00:07:04.840 with like a chest out type shit

00:07:07.040 every guy is capable of

00:07:09.360 cheating just don't be don't not put yourself in a situation you can't get out of so for example

00:07:14.240 i don't give myself girls on my feed why do i have to look at that i'm off the market i don't

00:07:19.040 see that shit it's like when you go to a lamborghini store right now for me i can't afford

00:07:22.740 that shit why am i there it's pointless don't do it do you unfollow them or do you mute them

00:07:27.400 oh it depends who if you're like a ratchet hoe you get the unfollow or if you or if you'd hooked

00:07:31.800 up with it before right typically no no i don't do that i don't dive into my girl's past she

00:07:35.580 and dive into mine is like oh yeah you made a song about it yeah yeah i don't need to know

00:07:39.380 i'm gonna start muting some of these girls and by the way i feel like amara owes you guys a debt

00:07:44.180 of gratitude for uh for having made me feel this way like i'm gonna go on i'm gonna go mute a bunch

00:07:49.840 of a bunch of thoughts today after we get off the show it's not necessary you don't need it i mean

00:07:53.360 listen if they were giving you like if they're if they were like okay if they had a nice bikini

00:07:56.960 picture and in that description or the title for it was like something super meaningful that you

00:08:01.660 learn. I want to solve world hunger by

00:08:03.700 showing you all my tits. Yes. Like that kind of thing.

00:08:05.660 Yeah, then save it. But if it's like, yo, check out

00:08:07.560 my OnlyFans. I'm 1.0%.

00:08:10.480 Top point. Yo, that's

00:08:11.940 the biggest. Why are you bragging right now?

00:08:14.120 That's like the biggest thing right now.

00:08:15.720 Every girl is posting about like what,

00:08:17.600 where they are in the standings. You wouldn't

00:08:19.720 know this because you have a bunch of mutes. You got a bunch of

00:08:21.600 mutes. No, I know from like

00:08:23.600 mutual friends that are like doing it and I like

00:08:25.580 I poke at them all the time. But it's like, yo,

00:08:27.460 mutual friends that are subscribed to

00:08:29.740 OnlyFans? No, that have an OnlyFans.

00:08:31.660 And then they're like, yeah, they're like, I'll poke at them because I'm, you know, you take your clothes off.

00:08:36.320 I'm still going to like, yeah, but what do you mean?

00:08:37.780 You take your clothes off sometimes.

00:08:38.880 You could.

00:08:39.280 It's fine.

00:08:39.640 If you want to make money that way, that's totally fine.

00:08:41.240 Where do you think the limit is for?

00:08:45.100 Nice.

00:08:46.480 Nice.

00:08:47.120 One more.

00:08:47.600 Where do you think?

00:08:48.480 Where do you think the limit is for when you could start bragging about where your OnlyFans is positioned?

00:08:54.600 I thought about this yesterday and I calculated.

00:08:56.180 It's a fucking never.

00:08:57.300 No, because because no, because you can make all the money in the world.

00:09:00.760 I'm like, you showed your tits to make money.

00:09:02.340 I disagree.

00:09:03.260 That's so...

00:09:04.460 Dude, I believe, I think Bella Thorne.

00:09:07.920 Yeah.

00:09:08.280 No, no, I think.

00:09:09.040 No, I...

00:09:09.800 Just hear me out, dude.

00:09:12.020 She's making a lot of money.

00:09:13.640 Yeah.

00:09:14.020 Not showing her tits.

00:09:15.140 Well, we also don't even know who she is.

00:09:17.060 Well, I know.

00:09:17.960 Because every time she says she makes a lot of money, then Tana's like, yo, I have receipts

00:09:21.680 that say otherwise.

00:09:22.840 Like, yo, it's just such a...

00:09:24.400 It's such a doggy dick world out there, bro.

00:09:27.620 You know what I'm saying?

00:09:28.320 People love bragging about money, huh?

00:09:29.900 I think it's the lamest thing

00:09:31.120 I think it's the lamest thing

00:09:32.620 I used to do it often

00:09:33.860 And then I kind of matured a little bit

00:09:35.620 I became an adult

00:09:36.300 I was like this isn't cool

00:09:37.100 Like bro

00:09:37.420 I stopped

00:09:38.000 I stopped wearing my rings and necklaces and shit

00:09:40.060 Because I'm like

00:09:40.420 I have a great story

00:09:41.840 Oh no

00:09:42.200 I hear a knock on my door

00:09:44.120 We're at 1600

00:09:44.720 And it's like a pound

00:09:47.000 So it's like this

00:09:47.540 So I know it's Logan

00:09:48.340 And only him knocks like that

00:09:49.820 And all of a sudden

00:09:50.340 I open up

00:09:51.000 And I see Mamba

00:09:51.900 With grills

00:09:53.300 And he can't even close his mouth

00:09:54.960 And this nice chain

00:09:56.880 And then Logan hovering above him

00:09:58.820 equally with a grill and a chain and i look at him and i and i go hey man why he goes man i just

00:10:05.780 have so much fucking money now i don't even know what to do with it again i was like we got to that

00:10:09.700 look at us oh my god and i engraved our name with rubies in it mamba and paul yeah but i hate this

00:10:16.680 version of myself something to be said about people that are just making fun of people who

00:10:22.480 wear grills like that do you know i'm saying like you guys are clearly that was the day that was the

00:10:27.220 day you that's the outfit you're wearing no i don't think you were you were taking that seriously

00:10:30.960 like you were like yo i got a fucking grill joe i think just call me toe toe toe malak i think i

00:10:38.580 went out to the club twice i hate me too i posted i did one of those like what do you want to see

00:10:43.580 uh recaps on instagram and one of them was like 2017 logan paul and i was like i i really i use

00:10:50.180 the word resent or no detest that version of myself like i i acknowledge that it was part of

00:10:55.580 my journey i acknowledge that this kid got me to where i am today but man i wish there was a

00:11:00.180 workaround where we didn't have to go through trotch phase it was funny then i guess not really

00:11:04.920 but now i hate it if you notice in our timeline of friendship when we were at by the grove we

00:11:10.700 were very tight in the beginning of 1600 once you started heading towards this version of yourself

00:11:15.460 i was kind of like i'm gonna like mike from lovesack deal with this for a little bit why

00:11:21.320 Why don't you tell me, dude?

00:11:22.760 I mean, I tried to, but like, I don't know if it was your hair or ego, but nothing would

00:11:26.480 listen to you if your hair was blocking it.

00:11:28.360 I hear you.

00:11:29.200 Speaking of millionaires, Bitcoin is on a fucking rampage.

00:11:35.360 All the cryptos are.

00:11:36.460 It's crazy.

00:11:37.360 It's crazy.

00:11:37.800 I need to learn more.

00:11:39.040 I need to learn more.

00:11:39.860 I need to learn more about it.

00:11:40.920 Like, truly sink my teeth into cryptocurrency.

00:11:44.180 Decentralized currency.

00:11:45.540 The new wave.

00:11:46.660 Does anyone get scared of that shit at all?

00:11:48.420 Yeah.

00:11:48.900 Oh yeah, it's scary.

00:11:50.320 I don't ever want to dip my toes into that until it's, like, secure.

00:11:54.140 The modern-day version of a bank heist, you know, people come running in with the masks

00:11:58.980 and steal the money from the bank clerks in the vault and the safe.

00:12:04.480 There's no way to get your Bitcoin back if you get hacked, which everyone gets hacked,

00:12:08.380 especially nowadays with SIM swapping, man.

00:12:10.120 These hackers are getting so smart, and they're so young.

00:12:13.100 These kids are 13, 14, 15 years old.

00:12:15.160 They have Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile employees on their payroll.

00:12:22.480 It's an inside job, dude, just to hack someone's phone.

00:12:26.080 And then once they get into your phone, if you have your BTC not locked up the right way or any cryptocurrency, that shit could be gone.

00:12:33.400 You've got to be way safe.

00:12:35.180 There's ways to take it offline.

00:12:37.920 I think it's called a ledger or a treasure.

00:12:40.200 It's like a physical.

00:12:41.240 But again, if you lose it, I know some people have lost it.

00:12:43.600 Doug, Jake

00:12:44.860 Jake bought Bitcoin for $100

00:12:47.660 Back in like

00:12:49.100 I think it was like 2012

00:12:51.940 2013

00:12:52.680 It's worth like $100k now

00:12:54.880 Can't get into his account

00:12:56.360 Doesn't remember anything about any of his emails, passwords

00:12:58.780 Or anything from a decade ago

00:13:00.460 Who would?

00:13:01.040 Are you joking?

00:13:02.900 Regardless of social media, Jake would have made $100,000

00:13:05.320 As is, because he put $100 into Bitcoin

00:13:08.380 Way back in the day

00:13:09.040 Bitcoin currently 33, around $33,000 per coin.

00:13:13.940 Yeah.

00:13:14.620 And it has been growing really steadily over the past three to six months,

00:13:19.680 32, four, five right now.

00:13:21.240 And what had happened was it had this fall off

00:13:23.580 and then it started to creep back up.

00:13:25.000 And over the past month, there was what's a massive,

00:13:29.220 what's called FOMO buying,

00:13:32.420 fear of missing out buying done by the institution.

00:13:34.940 So over a billion dollars was pumped by actual investors into Bitcoin over the past month plus.

00:13:42.660 And that's what's starting to skyrocket it.

00:13:44.460 Because when you start to see these institutions that have historically been very anti-cryptocurrency saying, I think we made a little bit of a mistake here and just starting to buy like crazy, everybody starts to listen.

00:13:57.380 And so now everybody's buying.

00:13:58.460 It's just going through the roof.

00:13:59.420 And a lot of people are saying it's a bubble.

00:14:01.560 It's going to pop.

00:14:02.820 It'll go down a little bit.

00:14:03.780 It's not going to pop.

00:14:04.940 Bitcoin's a long-term investment.

00:14:06.520 Invest your money, forget about it.

00:14:07.880 But it'll go down a little bit.

00:14:08.960 This happened, I think, three years ago, right?

00:14:12.580 It was at like six or eight.

00:14:14.880 Shout out to 14.

00:14:15.800 Everyone was freaking out because it crossed 10K and just kept going.

00:14:18.680 And then I think it went back down to nine.

00:14:21.220 And then over the past two, three months, back up to $33,000.

00:14:24.000 We should definitely have a Bitcoin expert on the show to really bring all this shit down.

00:14:28.000 And all the cryptocurrencies.

00:14:28.760 the way the way that uh bitcoin is mined oh yeah is unreal there's a there's a finite amount of

00:14:37.240 of bitcoin i think it's 20 million isn't it might be 19 million oh no 20 million and then 19 million

00:14:42.180 have been mined and every day i think like six more are mined so that's why the value is going

00:14:47.800 up because what do you mean mind i so i think there's like a there's like a supercomputers like

00:14:54.000 rooms full of supercomputers

00:14:56.000 that are cracking some sort

00:14:58.160 of code and once they figure it out, your little

00:14:59.840 Bitcoin pops up. It just shoots out at

00:15:02.140 you. I think. That's why we gotta have it.

00:15:03.620 So like somebody was like, hey, we're gonna

00:15:05.180 like, it's like the fucking Dragon Balls.

00:15:07.720 They're trying to find them. My guess is probably

00:15:09.880 none of the three

00:15:11.840 of us. That's what made you laugh

00:15:13.880 out of all the jokes on the podcast

00:15:16.020 this whole year.

00:15:17.800 That's great. Dragon Ball Z.

00:15:19.800 I feel like none of the three of us are

00:15:21.780 educated enough on the topic to

00:15:23.800 truly explain it so to your to your point we should bring a we should bring up a boss man on

00:15:28.020 here but it's interesting to watch trust i'm gonna get involved in a big way oh hey it was it was uh

00:15:33.260 it started on my birthday january 3rd i'm sorry again for missing that yeah that's cool that's

00:15:38.540 fine i'm gonna go to chile's or something fuck i got stories what do you what do you got well

00:15:43.980 they're kind of like sexual yeah all right let's get right into it baby all right well okay i farted

00:15:50.000 during sex I farted during sex and it smelled like shit I hate you I hate you how did that go

00:15:58.020 what what position were you in doggy doggy dude you were in doggy or she was I was I was

00:16:02.260 because if she because if she was behind you yeah you got trouble on multiple play it off

00:16:07.940 did you keep going there's no playing it all this play it I don't know if this has ever happened to

00:16:12.880 you but it was my first time farting during sex this this is got to happen to people at least

00:16:18.140 once in their life guys well there's a lot of pressure going on there's pressure on you there's

00:16:22.200 pressure building up in your in your testicles it could alleviate certain pressures in your sphincter

00:16:26.800 let me ask you this question before you go what you know i know everything i'm 35

00:16:30.780 let me so many people in the comments like this he didn't know that verse girl but he knew

00:16:39.180 exactly how your bow works all right let me ask you this question okay uh describe the fart was

00:16:45.400 Was it a...

00:16:46.080 That's the worst part, Mike.

00:16:48.020 Okay, did you know it was hot?

00:16:50.480 But did you know, was it a hot fart?

00:16:52.360 Like, you know the ones that you're like,

00:16:53.320 no, it was hot.

00:16:54.020 No, I didn't know it was coming.

00:16:54.940 That's the worst part.

00:16:56.220 I'm on a high-protein diet.

00:16:57.760 I'm in training camp.

00:16:58.740 This isn't unnatural.

00:17:00.940 I try to tell this girl, like,

00:17:02.080 yo, I got these toots.

00:17:03.260 And they come out from time to time.

00:17:04.680 Except this one, I don't know, bro.

00:17:07.160 It just shot out unannounced.

00:17:09.460 I didn't feel it coming.

00:17:11.180 Like, I'll try to recreate it.

00:17:12.480 Was it quick or was it long?

00:17:13.920 It was quick, but it was like,

00:17:15.400 almost like flapping two wet paper bags

00:17:18.180 together. It was like

00:17:18.900 like that.

00:17:21.480 Like

00:17:21.840 Yeah, like that.

00:17:25.980 Oh, like a flap of a flutterer.

00:17:27.860 It was a fucking horse.

00:17:29.500 He goes, it was like this.

00:17:31.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this at the ranch?

00:17:33.760 No, no. Oh, because you could have played that off

00:17:35.480 and be like, hey, get back there.

00:17:36.420 Get back to the ranch.

00:17:37.780 Get out of here. This is what you do.

00:17:40.320 Next time it happens. If it happens, I'll give you a demonstration.

00:17:42.680 You're like, oh, yeah.

00:17:43.600 By the way I'm pretending that I'm having sex

00:17:45.620 I didn't know you weren't

00:17:48.080 The people that weren't visualizing

00:17:49.480 Maybe listening to their ears

00:17:50.660 Oh yes we're having sex

00:17:53.300 And then it's just like

00:17:54.920 And then it's like

00:17:56.400 Immediately turn behind you and be shocked

00:17:59.280 Just as much as her

00:18:00.500 What the fuck is that

00:18:02.700 I didn't have that wherewithal

00:18:05.200 I'm not that smart

00:18:07.140 I froze

00:18:08.320 What are you going to do

00:18:09.440 I froze

00:18:10.900 oh froze and you just stared in her eyes yes i had to see if she heard it i had to see if she

00:18:18.480 heard it is not what he says the what i do immediately is as soon as i fart i look at her

00:18:23.180 and i go babe yeah yeah babe come on yeah she was every time she wasn't fault dude it was so

00:18:29.680 inconspicuous i for a second i was like that had to be her like that's how secretive it was i didn't

00:18:35.740 know it was coming so you know it happened and she looked at me and she kind of smiled and i was

00:18:40.320 like um she knows where do we go from here so i said i thought so where where do i can leave if

00:18:46.180 you want and i'll understand but you were in your house no the word oh you're at her house oh then

00:18:52.420 you gotta be a man about it cuff your hand throw it in her face i've done that i've done that but

00:18:56.540 not during sex do you throw a fart yeah listen if you're if you're with a girl that doesn't find

00:19:02.020 those type of jovial moments funny then shit i wonder what percentage of girls are into like

00:19:08.060 like secretly into their boyfriend because well because let's put a poll on the screen

00:19:11.760 i'm gonna be honest it here's what i think i know we won't no we won't we never put the

00:19:17.000 fucking poll on the screen here's what i think i bet you when you look at married couples

00:19:22.720 they're they're both laughing because both of them are farting in front of each other do you

00:19:27.860 know what i'm saying like i i like when you get to that comfort level level in a relationship like

00:19:32.700 bell doesn't ever squeeze out a little toot well i do in front of her and then i do that joke where

00:19:37.400 like what the fuck was that but i'll like i'll stick to character and i'll just never what about

00:19:40.320 her i'm saying she's not i don't know i feel like she'll never do it i think she just wants to be

00:19:45.880 like a lady in front of me that's this particular girl i'm just a gross animal a lot of girls too

00:19:50.180 that don't fart or poop at all you know they're they they have no it's like they might not even

00:19:55.540 have a butthole at all for it to come out of okay okay and so maybe you've got one of those it's

00:20:00.620 like a little like a mermaid almost uh it's it's maybe i don't know the point is it shook me

00:20:05.920 it shook me i didn't hear it i didn't hear the joke that was the fakest laugh i've ever

00:20:13.560 yeah i know right that was a great one my friends were laughing i didn't hear it

00:20:19.440 is that like when i went back home and i was at the gym because the gyms are open every two

00:20:25.600 seconds people coming up to me be like dude like that podcast oh yeah so sick yeah if they're

00:20:30.600 tuning back in and we're just like

00:20:32.220 what happened?

00:20:35.160 How did the caliber

00:20:36.180 go from here to there?

00:20:37.860 And it's probably already hard for them to recognize

00:20:40.620 it's the same show because we have the new studio

00:20:42.660 and shit too. What happened?

00:20:44.720 We were supposed to come back after break

00:20:46.300 and this was supposed to be a nice clean

00:20:48.580 wooden slate. A set

00:20:50.680 full of wood and aged up.

00:20:52.600 It just doesn't even look all that different.

00:20:54.000 It's still in Spongebob's butthole.

00:20:55.680 It looks the exact same, some would say.

00:20:58.800 I uh

00:20:59.360 COVID delays, that's why

00:21:01.720 It's coming

00:21:02.600 I drank a bottle of Dom Perignon

00:21:04.400 Holy shit, you broke your sober streak

00:21:06.100 Well, I mean, I completed the mission

00:21:08.100 2020 sober

00:21:09.140 Oh, nice

00:21:11.320 And you drank the whole bottle?

00:21:13.060 Yeah, the whole year, didn't have a single sip

00:21:14.620 Wow, proud of you

00:21:15.160 Which was great, got a lot done, obviously

00:21:18.640 How did it feel, by the way?

00:21:20.600 Which part?

00:21:21.580 Just drinking

00:21:22.100 Well, actually, let me say this too

00:21:24.120 Not drinking was amazing

00:21:26.020 And so just looking back, it was the best decision I've ever made

00:21:29.160 i got so much done achieved a ton of you look a lot healthier i feel healthier i feel better i

00:21:33.940 made better decisions i got better in so many different places my anxiety got a lot more under

00:21:37.420 control so i'm in turks and caicos by the way the whitest absolute whitest place on earth i don't

00:21:43.660 like i've never seen so many white people this is in greece correct greece or the or the caribbean

00:21:48.440 whichever one you decide oh infiltrated yeah it's by white white people just just tons of uh

00:21:53.140 whitewash like like investors okay like cryptocurrency investors and uh we should

00:21:58.360 bring them here to talk about bitcoin a hundred percent i met a couple of them but uh so it's like

00:22:02.940 11 50 and you know amra's like oh she's already drinking uh champagne she's like no no no just

00:22:08.520 have some now i'm like you ain't breaking this fucking job i'm making it right good for you

00:22:12.440 so 1201 hits and man i you know i have a few glasses of champagne she's like yo you want to

00:22:18.020 you want to rip some 42 and i'm like yeah i mean whatever and then i'm in this hot tub with all

00:22:23.200 these strange people and there's like you know they're telling stories and like yeah i just got

00:22:27.680 into hip hop, man. I think this is my year. And I'm like, this is where it leads. This is where

00:22:34.040 the alcohol leads, man. I'm just in a hot tub. People are like, this is my year. And you look

00:22:38.360 around and you're just like, damn, dude, like it's four in the morning. And I woke up the next

00:22:42.960 day. And so, so then we were supposed to leave in the morning to come back to LA and we woke up and

00:22:47.620 she was so hung over. She's like, we got to book the room for another night. So it's $3,000 a

00:22:51.640 night. She said, I don't care. So now we got to stay another day. I couldn't get back and start

00:22:55.000 my work i felt like shit all day sober 2021 restarts right now not doing really not fucking

00:23:01.120 doing it bro it was awful wait it was fucking awful are you serious yeah making it i'm going

00:23:05.140 the whole fucking no way it was so dude it was so what about moderation what about nah nah i it's

00:23:10.640 honestly i fell out of love with it it just feels like poison now it is it just feels like fucking

00:23:17.420 like when i when it goes down your throat it's just like i just didn't have any fun like bro my

00:23:23.080 dick wasn't even as hard as it should be

00:23:25.160 when I'm sober bro

00:23:26.960 I'm throwing solid

00:23:28.980 dick bro and this was

00:23:30.040 we were like yo let's use the

00:23:33.080 exit tonight instead of just the entry

00:23:34.840 you know what I'm saying like it was a big night and that's

00:23:36.840 you know that happens quite often but it was a

00:23:38.520 I like to really go hard on those nights

00:23:40.780 quite literally go hard

00:23:42.260 you didn't have a blue chew in your pocket?

00:23:44.540 no I did but even with a blue chew it's like

00:23:46.380 it's like the alcohol and blue chew do war in my stomach

00:23:48.920 you know what I'm saying and Dom P's like

00:23:51.020 on guard blue chew and they fucking

00:23:52.920 They battle each other bro

00:23:54.920 And now I'm sitting there

00:23:55.800 I'm all fucking red faced

00:23:57.260 And drunk

00:23:57.920 And probably pissing on myself

00:23:59.600 Alright

00:24:00.740 Maybe not the last part

00:24:02.340 But I'm just saying

00:24:03.500 It's just a shit show

00:24:04.840 Literally

00:24:05.400 I'm glad you came to that realization

00:24:07.360 I hate it

00:24:08.260 I just don't want

00:24:08.940 This is just for me

00:24:10.260 If you're out there

00:24:10.920 And you enjoy drinking

00:24:11.740 I encourage you to continue

00:24:12.800 Funding you know

00:24:13.980 That industry

00:24:14.840 But I fucking

00:24:15.540 I just didn't have any fun

00:24:16.560 I woke up the next day

00:24:17.480 I felt like shit

00:24:18.180 Are you really doing sober 2021?

00:24:20.280 Are you just saying this?

00:24:21.820 Are you saying you think

00:24:22.540 you might like make break a couple times just because you know as a homie i gotta well last

00:24:27.840 time we shook on on the show okay if you're not prepared i'm not gonna make you that's a big you're

00:24:31.840 not doing it right no but i also don't i know you don't drink much i probably drank 10 to 12 times

00:24:38.800 this whole year like i just don't like it yeah i'll think about it i'll bring a report back on

00:24:42.680 it just it just was it sucked bro it just didn't it wasn't fun and like you know i think there's

00:24:48.300 more of a case for like weed even obviously it's just like you you smoke yeah uh yes i do i don't

00:24:54.680 like kind of like promote it just because i don't want people to get the wrong idea right i think

00:24:58.320 you need to be very educated before you do something like that yeah i do it because i

00:25:01.540 have really been inside it so i don't do the party or socialize or do work i don't let it become a

00:25:06.400 crutch but like to help me sleep yeah i smoke and i love it i love it yeah i'm so for it actually

00:25:12.820 I had a life changing moment

00:25:14.560 And it was from

00:25:15.200 A fucking cartoon

00:25:16.860 Which one?

00:25:18.740 Um

00:25:19.080 I think it's called Soul

00:25:20.520 Jamie Foxx's drop

00:25:21.660 Oh yeah

00:25:21.900 Watched it twice

00:25:22.780 Watched it twice

00:25:24.260 Okay so I'm not

00:25:25.020 I'm not losing my mind

00:25:26.140 Everyone's seen it

00:25:26.440 Great film

00:25:27.340 Brilliant

00:25:27.680 I watched it

00:25:28.960 And I was

00:25:29.320 I was a little up there

00:25:30.700 A little high

00:25:32.460 Yeah

00:25:32.800 Yo up in the clouds

00:25:33.500 And uh

00:25:34.380 I started getting

00:25:35.560 Really choked up

00:25:36.520 Which part?

00:25:37.760 Just

00:25:38.040 The overall meaning for me

00:25:39.700 What it meant was like

00:25:40.680 I think this could relate to us

00:25:42.680 in general and hope to god a lot of people out there but like i've always chased my dreams

00:25:48.340 always always always and i always like will never put it second place to anything and i just keep

00:25:53.580 going keep going and in my mind i'm like yo there is never going to be the top of this mountain

00:25:58.760 it's always going to keep going i'm never going to be satisfied and i've always thought i was in

00:26:04.120 a healthy mindset that way but when i was watching this cartoon look at trees and like i don't know

00:26:09.920 i don't know how good animation got but it just it blew me away i haven't watched a cartoon a

00:26:15.040 long time but for him to show me that life is worth living in a whole different like it's not

00:26:22.300 all about goals and ambition and money it's it's really just about living in the moment

00:26:28.240 and it and it just took me back and i go this year my my main objective is to to be very healthy in

00:26:36.540 my physical form and my mental form but also just gotta i gotta fucking cool out like i can't let

00:26:42.120 little things bother me and send me in a spiral or let a goal dictate my whole entire month and how

00:26:48.200 it either upsets me or excites me i think i should be equally excited just going outside and enjoying

00:26:54.000 being alive and i can't believe a cartoon really made me feel like that drake said i i love drake

00:27:00.380 obviously he said in one of his uh one of his interviews i watched damn near all of them and

00:27:04.560 i take notes because i think he's so wise he said uh i try not to get too caught up in the highs or

00:27:09.220 the lows it's kind of what you're saying it's like uh don't don't let either consume you and and

00:27:16.240 that end goal isn't your end goal it's not gonna be how is it how how can it be we've had we talk

00:27:22.860 about it on this show a lot it's the what now moment and he had it in the uh in the in the film

00:27:29.800 And he was talking to the Dorothea Williams, right?

00:27:33.200 She goes, I heard this story.

00:27:34.740 A young fish came up to an old fish.

00:27:37.580 Said to the old fish, excuse me, I'm looking for the ocean.

00:27:40.720 Can you tell me where the ocean is?

00:27:42.080 The old fish goes, what do you mean that you're in it?

00:27:44.820 This is the ocean.

00:27:45.880 The young fish goes, what do you mean?

00:27:48.080 I want the ocean.

00:27:48.860 This is water.

00:27:51.120 And then she got in the taxi cab and rolled away.

00:27:52.980 but living and the spark that 22 the soul uh spoiler alert the soul that uh couldn't find

00:28:02.120 her spark the reason that made her ready to live was just living the spark of life was it and i

00:28:08.740 think pixar is so brilliant because this movie can have so much impact on people who are lost

00:28:14.140 in life like it was like a perfect timing it was it was so symbolic for i think how so many people

00:28:20.480 are feeling right now in the world and i think so many people are going to relate and like shift

00:28:24.000 their perspective on life because of it like it affects the way people move and that's powerful

00:28:30.080 film it really is it's very it's very rare especially in our uh day and age where you

00:28:35.660 watch a movie and it's benefiting you in a good way you get what i'm saying like i feel like we

00:28:39.120 watch a lot of junk and we don't resonate with it but i was so proud of pixar for like especially

00:28:44.040 now in 2020 bro like i know that was last year i'm sorry but like a lot of people were down on

00:28:48.620 their luck and they just didn't really want to keep

00:28:50.760 going and when I watched that I was like man

00:28:52.720 I hope everybody watches this movie

00:28:54.300 I can't believe a cartoon

00:28:55.820 blew us all away like that

00:28:58.800 cartoons have that power lately

00:29:00.840 do you know they've been great like I

00:29:02.560 remember how much up was

00:29:04.200 Pixar is brilliant

00:29:06.620 they're brilliant they're some of my

00:29:08.760 favorite movies ever Pixar animated films

00:29:10.700 I've said this before they have a brain trust

00:29:12.940 this is part of the reason why they're so brilliant

00:29:14.620 it's called the brain trust

00:29:16.300 it's a network of the most brilliant people at pixar's most brilliant people so they'll go

00:29:22.700 through the script and have years years of revisions man i bet that script was in the

00:29:27.760 work for five to ten years probably probably closer to a decade what a beautiful year to

00:29:32.520 release it on no seriously seriously beautiful year and the method of releasing because there's

00:29:37.220 no movie theaters right straight to uh disney plus yeah it was interesting it was interesting

00:29:41.640 to see a movie that should have been in theaters right traditionally would have been in theaters

00:29:45.440 Not a lot of people would have gone

00:29:46.800 Broke the box office numbers

00:29:48.680 Whatever it is

00:29:49.340 And now it's on Disney Plus

00:29:50.600 And I would bet

00:29:51.620 It probably

00:29:52.260 Probably is

00:29:53.840 The same if not more successful

00:29:56.820 Than a typical theatrical release

00:29:58.380 I

00:30:00.460 You know what's funny

00:30:01.640 I'm so

00:30:02.220 I'm so out of touch

00:30:03.260 With these movies

00:30:04.280 Like considering what we watched last night

00:30:05.880 And then

00:30:06.220 Did you watch it or not

00:30:07.240 No I watched a movie called

00:30:08.920 The Lighthouse last night

00:30:09.960 About two people trapped

00:30:11.100 On a fucking island

00:30:11.820 That was shot in a 1933 camera

00:30:13.520 Logan watched it with me

00:30:14.200 It was fantastic

00:30:14.820 Soul took four years to write

00:30:17.240 Oh my gosh

00:30:18.780 It was supposed to come out this summer

00:30:21.460 I gotta watch it

00:30:22.180 Do you know

00:30:23.540 I think it was primarily made for adults

00:30:27.720 Like there was a meme going around

00:30:29.180 Like kids watch Soul

00:30:30.400 Kids go

00:30:31.180 I like the cat

00:30:32.740 The cat was funny

00:30:34.380 Adults are like oh my god that changed my life

00:30:37.200 For real

00:30:37.700 Think about how abstract some of these concepts are

00:30:41.680 I have to ask you as a religious person

00:30:43.580 how'd you feel about how they portrayed god i love in the afterlife i loved it um obviously

00:30:49.280 in a religious i wouldn't be like yo that's that's all right but the views and the point

00:30:55.040 anything that's going to bring somebody to like really be excited about life i'm super for it

00:31:00.740 you don't even have to know who jesus christ is if you want to inspire somebody and you use any

00:31:05.720 type of methods to inspire that person to be here on this planet happy you got my vote i'm with you

00:31:10.520 Like, I just want people to be excited to live.

00:31:12.560 I watched it the second time with some really smart foreign friends, and they said this

00:31:17.180 movie will not be allowed in some countries.

00:31:19.820 Yeah, because it goes against their beliefs.

00:31:22.460 Sucks.

00:31:23.160 Well, I mean, I mean, that's why I love America.

00:31:25.800 And I got very upset last year when people were talking so ill about this country.

00:31:30.220 Like, you could talk all you want, but nobody's taking away your privilege of learning and

00:31:34.720 studying your own religion.

00:31:36.280 So, man, we just got deep after talking about farting during sex.

00:31:40.060 That's what we do here on Impulsive.

00:31:41.240 We switch topic to topic to topic.

00:31:43.180 Have you guys ever heard of, you know, there's all these sub-genres on TikTok?

00:31:48.340 Yeah.

00:31:48.580 There's cartel TikTok.

00:31:50.580 There's skiing TikTok.

00:31:52.780 Yeah, there really is.

00:31:53.560 Is David here?

00:31:54.880 Have you ever seen cartel TikTok before?

00:31:56.940 It's literally just TikToks from cartel members, like car bombing.

00:32:00.080 Is this a serious thing?

00:32:01.480 Oh, yeah.

00:32:01.920 Dead serious.

00:32:02.580 On TikTok.

00:32:02.940 Yeah.

00:32:03.200 Then there's military TikTok.

00:32:04.360 They're like, they're not, and you can't search them out.

00:32:06.320 They're just ingrained in the overall engine.

00:32:07.780 They call it like I think it started with like black Twitter, like black Twitter was a huge thing, like four or five years ago.

00:32:13.560 Now they just call anything that's aligned with a certain topic that tick tock.

00:32:16.840 My girlfriend is obsessed with this.

00:32:21.460 It's like dating and gossip tick tock.

00:32:24.060 And so it's these girls that that they go, girls, if your boyfriend's doing this, that means no, bro, bro, I am so sick of these girls.

00:32:35.580 I'll be like I'll be like she'll be like what do you want to eat for dinner tonight I'll be like

00:32:38.700 uh I'll do I don't know let's have tacos girls if your man wants tacos for dinner that means he's

00:32:46.400 probably interested in Spanish woman and if you're white you should be worried go through his dms

00:32:53.420 girl and she and then and then I'll watch her like I can't hear it she'll have headphones in

00:32:57.260 and she'll just go like this and just and I'm like what like I'll be sitting there watching

00:33:01.720 fucking the lighthouse or some shit and it bro so it sounds like some real trivial shit it's so

00:33:08.700 dumb yeah it's just mind-blowing she watches it all day fucking long she's watches these tiktoks

00:33:14.600 of girls like girls if your boyfriend you know compliments your feet he really doesn't like your

00:33:19.380 hands and she's like oh do you see what she said you don't like my fucking hands and you can't

00:33:24.500 argue them because tiktok told them dating tiktok it's crazy how like some people could watch

00:33:29.460 something on a screen and be just committed to it do you know i'm saying like that's right like

00:33:33.400 you watch like a lot of conspiracies are this wrong they read it or they see it and they're

00:33:37.200 like this is bro everything that exists in this country right now that's the human race is everything

00:33:42.800 that exists in this world right now is a result of what someone who was probably not educated on

00:33:48.480 said topics said on twitter or instagram like like bro think about that all of those conspiracy

00:33:54.440 theories that you hear about all of the steal the steal the elect they're still in the election

00:33:58.680 stop the steal there's no fucking steal the supreme court every state court everybody said yo

00:34:05.320 we appreciate you bringing the evidence to court unfortunately there's absolutely nothing here

00:34:10.740 and i mean not like yo there's nothing here like yo we're working with the deep state to stop you

00:34:16.120 from being president again there's nothing here nothing was stolen from the machines no votes

00:34:20.680 were shredded and the people are like and then the people are like well we have evidence that

00:34:24.920 shows that the votes were shredded but but the problem is that they don't there's no evidence

00:34:29.000 it doesn't exist there was a there was a conversation i was somebody i don't know if

00:34:33.540 this is a conspiracy or not i'm not educated enough but there's some type of uh warfare where

00:34:39.080 they will transfer people to this country and be very educated about stuff yeah and they'll go

00:34:44.560 online and they'll put together like these guys are really good like like for example like a

00:34:50.040 therapist is good with the mind yeah they'll create videos for you to like hate your own

00:34:54.120 country oh it's called propaganda and now it's digital propaganda yeah this has been a tool

00:34:58.840 this has been a tool of our enemies for hundreds of years bro and it and it's like it used to be

00:35:05.000 it went from everything from pamphlets to radio programs propaganda is crazy and you know who

00:35:10.740 does it better than anyone north korea us oh us but we would never know that because you never

00:35:15.500 hear about it but but us and russia so the cold war was massive on this you don't you don't think

00:35:20.840 north korea you wouldn't put them in no because they don't put i don't have to do it i don't put

00:35:24.960 north korea in any bucket yeah they don't even have fucking internet they don't even the people

00:35:28.280 in north korea don't even know that computers exist they have like a certain facebook i heard

00:35:31.360 about this but yeah state controlled yeah yeah state controlled face but but yeah that's happening

00:35:37.020 bro like like there's there's reason there's some reason to believe that there's a lot of reason to

00:35:42.780 believe in a lot of evidence that russia was involved in anti-clinton propaganda prior to

00:35:48.280 the last election people have been arrested for it i believe i believe russian russian agents have

00:35:53.420 been arrested for infiltrating and and and running propaganda during the last election you know i

00:35:59.180 think i don't know if this is one of them but i keep over and over again i keep hearing school

00:36:04.600 sucks and everybody keeps shitting on school and that scares me because i'm like who the fuck

00:36:09.620 is gonna help us run this country if they're not educated because people are looking at a video

00:36:13.960 is 15 seconds long

00:36:15.040 and they're like

00:36:16.340 that's it

00:36:17.020 that's all my study is

00:36:17.940 I'm committed to this situation

00:36:19.520 and I'm like

00:36:20.060 that's not how it works

00:36:20.980 it's horrific

00:36:21.440 I was dumb in school

00:36:22.700 but that's because I'm dyslexic

00:36:23.900 and I couldn't put the effort in

00:36:25.580 if you're a smart kid

00:36:26.720 and you're good at books

00:36:27.640 don't shit on school

00:36:29.320 somebody needs to be a doctor

00:36:30.840 you get what I'm saying?

00:36:31.920 yeah

00:36:32.060 there's just

00:36:32.720 there's so many ways

00:36:33.580 to get educated now

00:36:34.460 I had a dinner

00:36:35.560 did I tell this story

00:36:37.360 I don't pause it yet

00:36:38.040 I had a dinner with

00:36:39.260 a family

00:36:40.880 and I met these kids

00:36:42.940 Gen Z

00:36:43.880 like the heart

00:36:45.340 I told it already

00:36:46.200 I don't know

00:36:47.480 are you sure

00:36:47.980 you did

00:36:48.940 you did

00:36:49.300 but you could like

00:36:50.720 yeah just hint back

00:36:51.500 hit it back

00:36:52.060 these kids are fucking brilliant

00:36:53.900 super smart

00:36:54.280 they're so smart

00:36:55.140 and it's I think because

00:36:56.340 of that

00:36:57.020 the infinity box

00:36:57.900 of infinite wisdom

00:36:59.140 and misinformation

00:37:00.240 they have to choose

00:37:01.920 but

00:37:02.440 which is actual

00:37:03.940 legitimate information

00:37:05.040 which is not

00:37:05.560 but I'm saying

00:37:05.960 there's so many ways

00:37:06.920 to get educated now

00:37:07.680 because everything

00:37:08.280 you ever wanted to know

00:37:09.260 is at the tip of your fingers

00:37:10.420 it is

00:37:11.200 but it's also not

00:37:12.720 it's not sticking

00:37:13.400 So like, well, here's the deal. If you sit with someone for a dinner for an hour and you, you go over the course of 12 different topics with five, with five minutes devoted to each topic, anybody can sound like a subject matter expert for five minutes. I'll run, I'll study for an hour, run you down headline after headline, after headline, after headline. Oh, Russia did this in 1870. And in a lot of ways, like sometimes we do this on the podcast and it's perfect. And you know, it's entertaining.

00:37:39.780 but when you go in to get your mcl replaced in your fucking knee and some 18 year old kid walks

00:37:48.980 in he's like man i've been googling for like the last two hours bro i'm pretty sure this is gonna

00:37:54.240 go great that's bad that's and and here's the fucked up thing you prefer he doesn't even know

00:38:00.540 that's bad like the like gen z they're like nah man like i feel i got this all figured out that

00:38:05.720 That's what this current age of not even misinformation and disinformation, but semi-information has done.

00:38:13.400 It has created subject matter experts that do not exist, that do not exist.

00:38:19.780 And they get up and they debate against people who have decades of deep understanding and knowledge on topics.

00:38:27.640 and and from from a distance the general public can't tell the difference between the two

00:38:36.000 which is scary it has to scare you billy billy bob billy bob in in fucking wyoming who is it who

00:38:45.720 is a an hvac technician technician is as qualified on twitter to debate on the current political

00:38:52.460 climate as the head of of a political science program at yale because he in 140 characters

00:39:00.920 he can put together some sort of magical tweet 280 oh yeah they expanded 280 horrifying it's

00:39:09.500 just scary scary scary fucking times i've said i've said it before you just don't know who you're

00:39:15.080 listening to what you're listening to if if people use evidence from this website well guess what

00:39:21.260 that website's telling a story they want to tell there's like they're like uh cnn tells a story

00:39:26.600 and i'll go the other way once and say cnn tells a story they're like uh we have you know pages and

00:39:31.820 dozens of pages of evidence that lead us to believe guess what you never see dozens of pages

00:39:36.880 the evidence you never see it but your mind you read it and it says we have hundreds of pages of

00:39:42.260 evidence that conclude that there was no stealing done in this election but you never see the

00:39:47.860 fucking evidence it never it ever actually comes out there's no there's no sharing of that it

00:39:52.800 exists but we're all too lazy to look for that we just read the headlines yeah that's you hit it

00:39:57.300 right on the nose it's laziness oh it's 100 people just take shit for face value and they're like

00:40:01.720 that's it and also you know what else kills people is when you like handguns yeah cars

00:40:08.160 knives toasters and bathrooms oh no that was meant for people that were pregnant um oh shit

00:40:16.560 that's right nice call back george george george uh be careful even your loved ones i feel like

00:40:24.040 that is the biggest like dent is when your own loved ones tell you something and you're like oh

00:40:29.640 it's like you wouldn't lie to me but they don't even know that they're not lying to you they just

00:40:33.340 don't know enough right so when your own mom and dad tell you some shit or your best friend's like

00:40:37.480 no dude i did studying it's like suck a dick well this goes back well this goes back to that topic

00:40:42.020 we had about telling your truth that time remember i was like like you remember and i got this is one

00:40:46.480 thing i got kind of slammed you got smoked because because when you tell what you believe to be the

00:40:51.820 truth to you that's the truth but technically it's not the truth it's not the truth but it's

00:40:56.440 your truth it's your truth and isn't that crazy that you your mind is like no no like and you

00:41:01.400 get offended you get offended remember that time you guys called me on the side i was like super

00:41:04.700 offended i was like choking up like no bro bro and then like a couple days later like oh i was

00:41:08.220 fucking wrong and that shit's embarrassing but at least i like figured that shit out and i was

00:41:12.960 like all right correct yourself move on when you have pride in the mix people don't want to learn

00:41:16.940 bro you weren't here for it i used to walk off the show george you still walk up i used to i would

00:41:22.560 be like you know what i have fuck this and i'll just walk and just sit in the fucking audience

00:41:27.700 he was the second guest to walk it only happened one time but i mean there's and there was other

00:41:32.260 times where i would just get mad bro like and and as you've noticed if you watch the show since

00:41:36.420 beginning i now take my corrections my inaccuracies and stride and laugh about them and then re-educate

00:41:42.400 yourself and do better next time that's all that's all it is you know what's that i'm an idiot

00:41:46.420 i'm off the medication oh were you on medication yeah for a while for a while

00:41:51.480 whoa well i think it was that stopping booze yeah it was a mixture of things but honestly i feel like

00:41:58.340 the lexapro is making it worse was i was i psychopath when i was on that shit i was wow

00:42:03.600 really psycho holy shit wait what medication if you don't mind i think the last thing i was on

00:42:10.500 was a fexer what i don't even know that is i don't either but they told me to take it well

00:42:15.500 don't do that and the person that told me to take it was actually 16 got their degree on twitter

00:42:19.440 so you prefer your doctors with phds not what do they give kids when they're on um when they're

00:42:25.460 like adhd it's adderall right or not a diploma so when that first came out i was in the third

00:42:30.880 grade and it was the year i got held back and i was so scared because i just got held back

00:42:36.500 uh the teachers brought my mom in they're like hey you know we wanted to start taking this

00:42:40.940 medication and i was like whoa hold on like i don't want to give my kids anything daddy chill

00:42:45.080 yeah do you not want me to say anything no no that's what they were saying your mom said he's

00:42:49.220 just voicing your parents my mom didn't call anybody daddy but okay okay i do hear what you're

00:42:53.580 i love how on up to speedy is on any pop culture reference like you could throw and no no i heard

00:43:00.300 I just think it's fucking weird

00:43:02.340 Not doing that

00:43:03.660 It starts with a Z

00:43:05.420 Miss Janko we think your son

00:43:07.920 Should take Adderall

00:43:09.060 Chill daddy chill

00:43:10.460 It's from a video

00:43:14.860 I am sorry

00:43:15.680 For interrupting you

00:43:17.020 I forgot what I was talking about

00:43:20.740 Your mom had just said chill daddy chill

00:43:23.120 Yeah so she's like chill daddy

00:43:25.080 And so

00:43:26.500 Daddy spoke back and he's like

00:43:28.740 well why don't you talk to a doctor daddy and so she went to doctor daddy and she they like

00:43:34.760 proved to her that like it's a healthy thing a lot of kids are doing it so i was young and i just got

00:43:39.500 held back i don't want to upset my mom anymore but what i didn't tell her is every time i took

00:43:43.560 this medicine every time i got to school i just started immediately vomiting non-stop and so i

00:43:49.140 was really scared that i was gonna get in trouble for like throwing up so for like a month i was

00:43:52.920 getting like really really like sick because i just kept vomiting and finally a teacher saw

00:43:57.380 and they were like hey like why are you throwing up and i and they found out that it was the time

00:44:01.740 i started taking the medicine oh oh really he's rejecting it but yeah that's what i'm saying like

00:44:06.120 be careful what you give your kids like just because the doctor says it's okay la loves

00:44:11.360 adderall dude yeah well yeah everyone got recreationally but on on your topic that you're

00:44:17.060 talking about i know i said this before but these doctors they hit they throw a dartboard

00:44:23.660 and and and this is this happened to me i went through this entire process i you know you go

00:44:27.920 to the doctor and you complain you know i have anxiety or i feel like this or i feel like that

00:44:31.220 and there's such little uh empirical data that provides exactly what each medicine does because

00:44:38.900 everybody's body reacts differently yep yep and so what they do is they're like oh you're feeling

00:44:43.100 anxiety and they cover their eyes they take a dart and they go and it hits lexapro perfect for

00:44:49.780 yeah we really feel like this med will complete your you know everything that you need it or move

00:44:53.860 this blah blah and they give you a spiel and you take it you go and you start throwing up on yourself

00:44:58.000 or your dick doesn't you can't come or or something happens then all of a sudden you find yourself in

00:45:02.700 an even worse place now you're at the doctor you're like wow i first came to you with those complaints

00:45:07.500 of mild you know uh insomnia or mild anxiety but i've actually now fallen into a deep depression

00:45:13.400 and i don't want to get out of bed in the morning they're like oh no big deal in order to handle

00:45:19.340 this we're gonna also mix you know ambient into the mix or or or effects are now before you know

00:45:24.760 it well butrin you've got these kids and young adults and adults out there they're taking three

00:45:29.220 four fucking prescriptions when they went there because they they had a little bit of social

00:45:32.940 anxiety when they were talking it's a real it's and and this shouldn't scare people who are

00:45:38.380 watching this away from taking meds i'm not i'm not trying to say that they don't work because

00:45:42.620 some people find dramatic success with the right antidepressants ssris whatever there's a lot of

00:45:47.800 people that are very confused and they don't feel like they should but the problem with it is that

00:45:51.320 the medical field is as confused as the end user that's the issue that's the issue i think i think

00:45:56.180 they've done a lot of good work and they've got a lot of evidence that that that proves you know

00:46:00.780 this or that for each drug but it's still at the end of the day is that you're fucking with the

00:46:05.060 makeup of a human mind like it is it is it is a dramatic dramatic process that that i don't think

00:46:12.220 we fully understand yet it all starts with a with a good intention a lot of bad things start with a

00:46:17.240 attention just because the doctor like fucked up doesn't mean he wanted to but just be careful

00:46:21.280 what you put in your body it's it's it's like medicine it's not like there to just it's not

00:46:26.080 a lollipop that shit's fucking with your dna it's not even that they fucked up per se right it's

00:46:31.080 like um it's like when we tell people to to shoot for the stars or to experiment and trial and error

00:46:37.380 yeah to find you know what job works for them or something like that they're doing the same thing

00:46:41.020 but with your brain sucks sucks and unfortunately right now that's the way it has to be and so you

00:46:46.260 go through like bro i had meds that were doing horror i mean bro i have had night tremors horrific

00:46:52.240 nightmares you know terrible shit terrible shit while trying to find a solution for

00:46:57.940 you know mild depression and and a social anxiety you know and so now i'm off everything but

00:47:04.340 i believe there's two people you should listen to and it's your mom and dad and you guys make

00:47:09.980 fun of me a lot because i always say oh you know my mom and my dad it's because guys we come from

00:47:14.080 them. You know what my dad told me when I had

00:47:16.000 ADHD? He took the meds, flushed

00:47:18.060 them down the toilet. He goes, you want to help

00:47:20.140 yourself? Shut the fuck up and pay attention.

00:47:22.240 I love that. I love that. Shut the fuck up and

00:47:24.100 pay attention. He goes, you're not an idiot. Focus.

00:47:26.680 He goes, push yourself.

00:47:28.020 He's like, guess what? There's going to be car alarms. There's going to be

00:47:30.040 people talking. You want to help yourself?

00:47:32.100 Fucking concentrate. And

00:47:33.720 I did. And it started working. What I'm saying is

00:47:36.020 I feel like people are throwing money. I'm sorry

00:47:38.100 George. I can't get on board with this

00:47:40.180 song. I could. It's like me

00:47:42.060 going up to a kid who's got

00:47:43.440 covid and be like stop your fucking sneezing stop coughing stop your fucking coughing and

00:47:49.480 they're and they're like and then one day it will come it's gone i think a lot of it has to do with

00:47:53.820 you're right okay you're you're absolutely right you're absolutely right but but but like people

00:47:59.460 will take people aren't gonna if someone does take serious offense you're saying that they can

00:48:03.680 go fuck themselves but people will take you know semi-offense to the idea that mental illness or

00:48:09.120 mental health can be it when i say i know fuck i'm not saying for them to get offended i guess

00:48:13.380 what i'm getting at is that that doesn't help to suffer it just doesn't like if you truly have a

00:48:18.880 really bad case of adhd you could try all fucking day to focus you ain't gonna focus bro yeah but

00:48:23.100 guess what that's what made me very creative and i'm glad i know of course yeah i agree with you

00:48:27.040 but didn't you also get bad grades uh super bad grades but i feel like i worked out you know i

00:48:31.280 mean like yeah you did yeah it's true but what about the people who just got bad grades everybody

00:48:35.180 else no it's true but they might be creative artists or something that has to do with their

00:48:39.480 hands or maybe they're a visual learner yes bro like at the end of the day like we don't fucking

00:48:43.240 know we're adapting did you know if you look at my baby pictures like from like the third grade

00:48:47.420 to like the fourth grade i had glasses and you guys are probably like oh did you have lasik or

00:48:51.260 like did you get contacts no i was dyslexic nobody fucking knew so when i was like all right

00:48:56.720 i was reading the fucking other line and so for two years i was bumping into walls i was like this

00:49:01.440 doesn't make sense to me what i'm saying is they try to fix you when you don't need to be fixed

00:49:05.940 you just need to be understood so you you thought your vision back no i didn't have bad vision i

00:49:10.780 was reading the wrong line oh okay i thought you said glasses he's not doing so well listen

00:49:16.320 what i'm not saying he sneezed three times this morning i'm not saying you're wrong either i think

00:49:19.880 i think the right mental state and the right frame of mind the right frame of mind will bring

00:49:25.140 you a long way hug it don't make you just hug it yeah i'm sorry i'm starting to sweat go ahead

00:49:31.260 Relax. You are kind of like

00:49:33.040 glistening. Feel good.

00:49:35.520 Relax, bro. Maybe, honestly,

00:49:37.040 a lot of times the back of your neck needs to

00:49:39.140 breathe and it's clogged up with that mullet right now.

00:49:41.120 Okay. That upsets your

00:49:42.940 neck. You know, you got to protect your

00:49:45.060 neck.

00:49:46.920 You are not

00:49:49.100 a boxer. This is

00:49:51.120 just for clout. You don't

00:49:53.040 stand a chance and what you're doing with Floyd Mayweather

00:49:55.160 is not good for the sport.

00:49:58.580 Oh,

00:49:58.920 Jake said these things.

00:50:00.680 By the way, today

00:50:02.740 With my new approach, I will only be reporting

00:50:05.020 What was said, I have no thoughts on it

00:50:06.960 I don't give a fuck, I have no opinion

00:50:09.000 I'm just bringing it up

00:50:10.500 Yeah, my brother said I'm a fake boxer

00:50:12.300 That's crazy

00:50:13.580 Was that real or was that like

00:50:17.180 Yeah, what was it, why did he say that?

00:50:18.900 I'm going to be honest with you, I don't fucking know

00:50:21.120 I don't know

00:50:22.400 What do you feel, like what do you say to that?

00:50:25.020 I'm like

00:50:27.080 Alright, like little brother's up to some shit

00:50:28.740 Like he wants to get some attention for a sec

00:50:30.540 go for it but I fully support Jake

00:50:32.740 in whatever drama

00:50:34.580 he wants to stir or create

00:50:35.840 it really doesn't bother me like oh you're a fake boxer

00:50:38.440 like okay

00:50:40.320 let's box because

00:50:42.400 Jake is a kid that gets beat up by my sparring partners

00:50:44.500 that's that kid

00:50:45.740 so real boxer

00:50:48.400 fake boxer

00:50:49.040 it doesn't affect like this would be

00:50:52.120 like me saying yo George

00:50:53.400 you're not a Syrian bro

00:50:55.800 but I am a Syrian

00:50:57.540 I get it

00:50:58.500 And also, I've become like rubber sheet metal, dude.

00:51:03.660 In this fight, everyone's saying a lot of things.

00:51:07.380 For good reason.

00:51:08.020 I'm fighting Floyd fucking Mayweather.

00:51:10.060 And so I've literally become immune to everything.

00:51:12.500 I've heard it all.

00:51:13.280 I've seen all the memes.

00:51:14.160 I'm screenshotting them.

00:51:14.860 I'm going to make a video out of them.

00:51:16.360 At least profit off these fuckers.

00:51:18.580 But yeah, dude, I've heard it all.

00:51:21.580 And I'm fully aware of what the boxing heads, even my brother, thinks about this fight.

00:51:26.720 I don't know where it stems from

00:51:30.020 With him

00:51:31.220 It could be just to continue the narrative

00:51:34.040 Of like Jake Paul, Logan Paul

00:51:35.240 Which I like

00:51:35.860 I'll always support him

00:51:38.400 If he fights McGregor

00:51:40.460 Good luck

00:51:41.620 I don't see any problem with it

00:51:44.640 I don't know if there's a bother to me

00:51:46.760 I wonder if it was out of context

00:51:48.940 Was it a video?

00:51:50.060 It was a TMZ video

00:51:51.260 And I didn't understand it either

00:51:53.540 And by the way

00:51:54.200 as as i said on stream i don't think i said it on the show i'm rephrasing and and doing a better

00:52:01.540 job on how i talk about him i think the biggest thing is i just don't understand his approach on

00:52:08.740 a lot of stuff i don't think i think a lot of people don't but i think if if people keep in

00:52:12.660 mind that it's rooted in a desire to continue marketing making money and making fights happen

00:52:18.820 and you look at it more of like,

00:52:21.700 he's like the 6'9 of the boxing world.

00:52:24.980 And I mean, no disrespect.

00:52:26.740 You're just saying he's a showman.

00:52:28.140 He's a showman.

00:52:28.880 Yeah.

00:52:29.120 A hundred percent.

00:52:29.840 He really has.

00:52:30.660 And as you can tell, I mean, as you see his Instagram,

00:52:33.240 great job.

00:52:34.260 And as you see his Instagram continue to rise,

00:52:35.880 you see him continuing to bag fights.

00:52:38.020 You see him baiting all of these actual fighters in

00:52:41.580 to the conversation.

00:52:43.140 Like these fighters who, you know, like Conor didn't,

00:52:47.800 But, like, these fighters are seasoned veteran fighters

00:52:51.780 and continue to get baited and edited,

00:52:54.340 so he's doing a fantastic job of it.

00:52:56.300 Another thing I don't like about it, besides, like, everything,

00:52:59.420 is he pissed off Dana White.

00:53:04.220 Oh, he's been going real hard on Dana White.

00:53:06.460 So hard on Dana White.

00:53:07.600 And now Dana has, like, grouped us together, which sucks.

00:53:11.040 Which sucks, dude.

00:53:11.680 I saw that.

00:53:12.660 Bro, I love Dana White.

00:53:14.380 I love Dana White.

00:53:15.700 I love the UFC.

00:53:16.680 and now Dana's mad at me

00:53:18.400 because

00:53:18.620 he thinks we're the same person

00:53:20.740 I saw the meme

00:53:21.400 I saw the meme

00:53:22.080 where you guys think

00:53:22.660 we're those two brothers

00:53:23.440 I got it

00:53:25.600 I got it right here

00:53:26.280 what's that movie?

00:53:28.400 is he the guy

00:53:29.060 who's called

00:53:29.600 Borm?

00:53:30.880 no

00:53:31.240 this one

00:53:32.240 I know what you people think

00:53:34.700 I know you think

00:53:36.300 we're these people

00:53:36.940 is that step up?

00:53:38.160 you got served

00:53:38.740 you got served

00:53:39.380 I mean

00:53:39.820 fuck

00:53:41.200 fuck

00:53:42.380 we're so different

00:53:43.180 we're so different

00:53:44.100 and I love the UFC fights

00:53:46.200 I want to do a UFC fight one day

00:53:48.620 I'm not saying nah

00:53:49.380 Let me get my skills up

00:53:51.320 So what do you have to say to Dana?

00:53:54.760 Dana, take me back

00:53:55.940 Take me back

00:53:58.320 I'm not Jake, please

00:53:59.300 Bro, he's given me tickets to go to UFC fights before

00:54:02.860 Like, fuck, fuck

00:54:04.100 You just ruined a relationship

00:54:05.580 All of them

00:54:06.300 I love Conor McGregor, dude

00:54:08.460 He called him a bullworm

00:54:10.040 He called him an Alaskan bullworm from Spongebob

00:54:12.840 That's fucking hilarious

00:54:14.600 Yo, when I was on the toilet

00:54:16.440 And I was like, oh man, I'm constipated

00:54:18.140 And then I saw that and I just shit my pants

00:54:20.480 Well, why were you wearing pants on the toilet?

00:54:23.200 I fucked that whole joke

00:54:24.240 But speaking of fights

00:54:26.560 Ryan Garcia

00:54:27.760 Ryan fucking Garcia

00:54:30.720 Quoted by Logan Paul in a tweet

00:54:32.340 I was so happy he went all those rounds

00:54:34.960 Because they say he can't go the distance

00:54:37.020 And he went the distance

00:54:38.200 And he was throwing too

00:54:39.420 He got faster and angrier

00:54:41.840 And more powerful as the fight went on

00:54:44.220 I texted him

00:54:45.040 I was like yo

00:54:45.420 You showed you're a true champion tonight

00:54:47.080 Yeah

00:54:47.340 Cause you got knocked down

00:54:48.520 In a big way

00:54:49.860 And got back up like that

00:54:50.840 And then won

00:54:51.420 With a body shot

00:54:52.480 Bro

00:54:52.940 Should we bring Milton on for a comment

00:54:54.540 On what he thinks

00:54:55.720 How he thinks the training's going along

00:54:57.360 No

00:54:57.960 No

00:54:58.500 Alright well fuck it

00:54:59.340 Sorry Milton

00:55:00.000 Also fuck you for getting Logan sick

00:55:01.920 You're sick too?

00:55:03.700 Yeah he's the one

00:55:04.220 He's the carrier

00:55:04.800 He's fucking sick

00:55:05.380 He's fucking sick

00:55:06.400 I mean I'm not feeling great

00:55:07.760 No but you felt

00:55:10.180 It was only one day

00:55:11.100 It was a one day recovery

00:55:11.920 Yeah

00:55:12.220 It's a call

00:55:13.220 It was a cold

00:55:14.420 We're fine

00:55:14.860 Yeah we're trying

00:55:16.040 We're trying to get Ryan on the show

00:55:17.180 But that body shot

00:55:18.580 Was gorgeous

00:55:20.080 Gruesome

00:55:21.200 It was so perfectly placed

00:55:24.300 I watched it like nine times

00:55:26.500 The poor guy couldn't breathe

00:55:27.780 Did you see the slow-mo of it?

00:55:29.420 It looks like his whole body collapsed

00:55:31.260 Luke Campbell said

00:55:32.120 It was the toughest shot

00:55:32.800 He'd ever been hit with

00:55:33.720 Dude it looked like it

00:55:35.140 The guy couldn't get back

00:55:36.500 You have

00:55:37.020 Okay

00:55:37.240 A lot of people

00:55:38.140 That's never got hit

00:55:39.000 For you to get hit

00:55:40.440 And you can't breathe to get up

00:55:42.060 Especially under pressure

00:55:43.340 When your adrenaline is hitting

00:55:45.180 Like that must have been

00:55:46.500 It probably felt like

00:55:47.520 He got hit by a car

00:55:48.240 Yeah

00:55:48.840 No seriously

00:55:49.800 That's what I'm saying

00:55:50.660 I guess the body shot

00:55:51.460 Challenge has paid off

00:55:53.080 All the influencer videos

00:55:55.060 He's like

00:55:55.340 He hits all the tiktokers

00:55:57.480 He's like

00:55:58.020 I've been practicing this

00:55:59.020 Well cause no one

00:56:00.720 Takes the kid serious

00:56:01.600 And like time and time again

00:56:02.820 He's proven

00:56:03.680 He's fucking lethal

00:56:05.160 So what

00:56:06.200 Luke Campbell is

00:56:06.980 A beast

00:56:08.040 That dude he was fighting

00:56:09.460 Is a beast

00:56:10.120 They're still not crediting him

00:56:11.000 Won an Olympic gold medal.

00:56:13.080 Went rounds with Lomacheco.

00:56:14.640 Lomacheco, all of them.

00:56:17.300 What's next?

00:56:17.700 And Jorge Linares, he's a beast.

00:56:19.660 What's next for Garcia?

00:56:20.940 Tank, right?

00:56:22.040 I don't know.

00:56:22.820 We'll have him on the show.

00:56:23.780 We'll ask him.

00:56:24.160 But I would prefer if he takes his fucking sweet-ass time

00:56:26.880 because he's A-side.

00:56:27.940 He'll always be A-side.

00:56:29.460 And I don't think he should succumb to anyone thinks he should fight.

00:56:34.400 You've proven yourself.

00:56:35.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:36.020 Like, get that experience.

00:56:37.400 Take two years.

00:56:38.820 Take three years to just, like, get a couple.

00:56:41.000 fights under the belt against good, credible fighters

00:56:43.340 who you know you're going to win against,

00:56:45.560 who you know you're going to beat, and then when you're

00:56:47.440 a fucking animal, take on Tank.

00:56:49.580 Do you think he's not able to take him out?

00:56:51.640 No, I think he could.

00:56:53.140 I think that would be his toughest battle.

00:56:54.600 That's what I'm saying. Why do that?

00:56:56.300 What if Ryan is 22? He's so young.

00:56:59.020 Fuck the bag. The bag's always going to be there.

00:57:01.040 It's only going to get bigger and bigger as long as he keeps winning.

00:57:02.800 No, no, no. I'm not talking about the bag.

00:57:03.860 I thought you said the baguette.

00:57:05.420 I thought you were talking about the baguette.

00:57:08.700 Oh, baguette.

00:57:09.240 Because people, every time he wins, they always, like, they discredit him.

00:57:11.980 They're like, oh, he's dodging the real fighter.

00:57:14.300 And to me, it's like, that's annoying.

00:57:16.000 Did they say that after this one?

00:57:17.300 Yeah.

00:57:18.100 Oh, Luke's not Luke.

00:57:19.180 I thought Luke's a really good fucking fighter.

00:57:20.120 That's what I thought, but assuming not.

00:57:22.400 Oh, see, I don't know.

00:57:23.100 Have you been reading the tweets, though?

00:57:24.140 Yeah, no.

00:57:25.120 Wait, you're saying he's wrong or I'm wrong?

00:57:26.520 No, you're wrong.

00:57:27.300 Oh.

00:57:27.600 Maybe a couple, but, like, this was a fight that Ryan can hold his head high about.

00:57:32.080 I 100,000% agree with you.

00:57:34.940 I was just reading tweets that pissed me off.

00:57:37.060 No, bro, no.

00:57:37.780 Tanya Roberts

00:57:40.260 Who's an actress from that 70s show

00:57:42.480 A View to Kill

00:57:43.360 A couple other shows

00:57:45.120 Her rep went to TMZ

00:57:47.720 To a bunch of other outlets

00:57:48.920 And said she was dead

00:57:51.780 She ain't dead

00:57:54.060 She's not dead

00:57:54.640 She's actually

00:57:55.940 She's alive

00:57:57.140 Her partner explains why he thought she had died

00:58:01.260 Man I woke up

00:58:02.860 I could have sworn she was dead bro

00:58:04.520 How do you fuck that up

00:58:06.780 How do you fuck that up dude

00:58:09.100 She doesn't look

00:58:10.220 George

00:58:11.560 He just

00:58:15.020 He said he was devastated

00:58:16.720 Walked out of the room in the hospital and never spoke with the medical

00:58:19.080 Well you just were sitting there

00:58:21.080 He's like man she ain't looking too good she's dead

00:58:23.060 Didn't check with the doctors

00:58:25.040 Didn't check with the nurses

00:58:26.980 Didn't look at the machine just walked out

00:58:28.580 Sad day she was taking a fucking nap

00:58:30.900 She was taking a nap

00:58:33.200 Bro she okay

00:58:34.460 I hope she's okay I don't know

00:58:36.320 I mean, she's better than Dad.

00:58:37.960 Damn, and then he went right to TMZ?

00:58:39.640 Yeah, first call when your partner dies.

00:58:44.740 This may cause some problems in the relationship.

00:58:50.920 Wait, hold on, pull that back.

00:58:53.440 What's more shocking, Lance was recording an interview with Inside Edition

00:58:57.520 when he got the call from the hospital.

00:59:00.560 Wait, what?

00:59:01.140 To deliver him the news.

00:59:02.380 That she was alive or dead.

00:59:05.200 Oh, my God.

00:59:05.900 You want to talk about clout chasing?

00:59:07.440 Yeah.

00:59:07.920 Hitting up outlets to fake your wife's death for Instagram followers.

00:59:12.620 That's clout shit.

00:59:13.580 That's real fucking clout chasing.

00:59:15.260 Some people are really committed.

00:59:17.180 He just hit up TMZ automatically.

00:59:18.640 He's like, hey, my wife's dead.

00:59:19.560 You think you can tag me?

00:59:21.120 Would you mind tagging me in the post?

00:59:24.100 My name's Lance.

00:59:25.120 Lance Pringle.

00:59:27.240 His name is Lance Pringle.

00:59:29.360 You guys mind if I go take a nap?

00:59:31.300 How long have you been on for?

00:59:32.280 Over an hour.

00:59:33.080 An hour or two.

00:59:34.080 An hour or two?

00:59:35.040 Somewhere in between.

00:59:35.900 Please

00:59:36.780 I'm on the

00:59:38.580 I'm not doing great

00:59:39.820 I'm gonna go take a nap

00:59:41.560 Hey

00:59:41.920 Hey

00:59:42.480 Hey

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