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00:02:39.600 I can't believe it.

00:02:41.880 GME didn't go to the moon.

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00:02:50.560 Welcome back to Impulsive. 0.99

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00:02:59.580 I lost $25,000 on GME.

00:03:04.720 I think I have maybe a personal vendetta

00:03:06.860 against the Vlad guy who shut down trading on Robinhood.

00:03:09.680 I have to believe that was why.

00:03:11.520 Part of the reason why it stopped going on.

00:03:13.140 Well, think about it. 0.73

00:03:14.040 Like the average man was the one

00:03:15.740 who was behind this revolution, right?

00:03:17.140 The layman, the Joe,

00:03:19.120 and the platform that the Joe used to trade stocks

00:03:22.720 was shut down.

00:03:23.640 What are we supposed to do?

00:03:25.560 This whole revolution was supposed to be

00:03:27.600 about the common man, the average man,

00:03:29.160 the man you just talked talked about and uh all i could see right now is is average men like you

00:03:34.780 logan paul losing their shirts and i actually got a look at some of the people who made a ton of

00:03:39.260 money off of the gme uh bump and it was already very rich people the uh the founder of chewy the

00:03:45.380 uh the uh pet toy delivery service is the largest individual holder of gme stock

00:03:51.600 i thought you were 12 they made yeah billions of dollars overnight so it's this entire revolution

00:03:58.020 and then and then the sub owners the ones that were in second third fourth place were like

00:04:01.640 fidelity like massive holdings companies so at the end of the day this gme bump that was supposed

00:04:07.080 to pay for pay off the student loans of all these average americans was really just got rich people 0.96

00:04:12.760 even richer once again so it no matter how much they lose they somehow find a way to fucking win 0.97

00:04:17.640 it fucking backfired 0.93

00:04:19.340 and they're already 0.99

00:04:20.300 making a movie out of it

00:04:21.420 do you know this

00:04:22.100 GameStop movies

00:04:23.760 in the works already

00:04:24.600 one from Netflix

00:04:25.760 written by the guy

00:04:26.380 that wrote The Hurt Locker

00:04:27.160 and Zero Dark Dirty

00:04:27.980 and I think Noah Centineo

00:04:29.540 is attached

00:04:29.960 has already been cast for it

00:04:31.160 it's been a week

00:04:31.700 Jesus Christ

00:04:32.380 it's been one week

00:04:33.140 I said this

00:04:34.420 I said this is another

00:04:35.340 Wolf of Wall Street thing

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00:04:38.300 for that movie style

00:04:39.200 yeah absolutely

00:04:39.700 the potential name

00:04:40.800 is the Anti-Social Network

00:04:42.000 crazy

00:04:42.580 based on a book proposal

00:04:43.740 from the writer

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00:04:45.060 that the Social Network

00:04:46.060 was based on

00:04:46.880 They're basing a movie.

00:04:48.520 That's how you know it's quick when they're basing the movie

00:04:50.460 off of a proposed book.

00:04:52.120 The book is not even written, but the movie

00:04:54.520 will be based on it once the book is written.

00:04:56.560 What's going on over there in the audience?

00:04:58.080 I know, Dylan, you're tripping over a bunch of things.

00:05:00.000 You're bringing chairs and throwing them through windows.

00:05:02.080 And today's a little bit of a different episode.

00:05:03.820 We do have a massive live audience here today

00:05:06.600 for the first time.

00:05:07.560 I think, what do we have, 1,500 people in the audience?

00:05:11.260 Obviously all social distanced and separated,

00:05:13.380 but you guys will hear more from them later in the episode.

00:05:15.060 yeah yeah you you have a you have a movie that's doing well yeah congrats thank you so much uh

00:05:20.560 that was uh so i was uh i was looking at the fake live audience and i got sidetracked um i got

00:05:26.720 i'm sorry can i do that over i i thought you were gonna go i'm gonna make you do it right now no i

00:05:31.720 thought you're gonna go into the thing you do it you do it right now you do it come on being on this

00:05:35.680 side of the table you gotta pay attention i'm always bullied i'm gonna get all the comments 0.99

00:05:39.640 i've always bullied i've looked over to you seven times you're just picking your butt 0.99

00:05:43.800 No, he's good. 0.99

00:05:44.280 Not once. 0.98

00:05:44.920 Not once did I pick my butt. 0.83

00:05:45.820 Georgie, tell us about your movie on Hulu. 0.91

00:05:48.460 The Hulu, oh my God.

00:05:50.280 This is one of those days, huh?

00:05:51.640 Oh, you're not going to start sweating, are you?

00:05:53.040 That's my job.

00:05:53.640 No, I'm not going to sweat.

00:05:54.680 I'm just super excited, guys.

00:05:55.900 This week was a dream come true.

00:05:57.580 I've always wanted to be an actor and be in a movie regardless of what stature it landed on.

00:06:01.400 But yes, the movie that I did, the first movie I ever did, was called Follow Me on Hulu.

00:06:05.740 It's called No Escape.

00:06:07.340 And it was number one.

00:06:08.840 It's still number one right now.

00:06:10.520 Wow.

00:06:11.260 Yeah, it was.

00:06:11.800 I think it was.

00:06:12.520 I don't know.

00:06:12.920 I have no idea how it just came over and I started getting texts and then a lot of people

00:06:17.020 started tweeting at me and I knew it was people that didn't know me cause they're in the,

00:06:20.820 all the DMS are like, Oh dude, so you play a social media guy and you are a social media

00:06:25.360 guy. And I was like, what the fuck is happening? And then I went to Hulu and it was just right 0.99

00:06:29.460 there. It was number one. Yeah. No, it wasn't. Oh my God. So my whole, okay guys, you have

00:06:34.480 no idea how bad this hurt me. I got, I can pull up my phone right now and still show

00:06:40.340 you number one i've been waiting for this moment to call logan be like yo bro like you were right 0.96

00:06:45.680 because he sat me down he said hey man you suck at music you'll never make it as a musician i don't

00:06:52.100 remember saying it like possibly make it maybe as an actor you got what it take you're a funny guy 0.88

00:06:57.860 you could do it do the acting thing so when this is all hitting me up i got crazy people calling

00:07:02.600 me blowing me up i was like oh this is the moment this is the moment right here i've been waiting

00:07:05.460 for the call so I call him up I go yo Logan open up your Hulu real quick he goes all right I open

00:07:12.580 it up what do you see he goes movies what do we got and I go you see you see you see my movie 0.67

00:07:19.660 buddy shit he goes no I go close your app open it up again he goes okay opens it up he goes George 0.56

00:07:25.780 what the fuck are we doing here I go dude my my movies number one he goes no it's not all Hulu's 0.99

00:07:31.280 accounts all of them me but logan's the moment i've been waiting for got shitted on but you know 0.99

00:07:36.540 what honestly that's got a comedy wave humbling me i think the algorithm didn't serve me his movie

00:07:41.580 it didn't pop up as the main featured movie and i was scrolling dude i tried so hard i turned my

00:07:48.400 tv on and off i i went all the way to the end only when i went in the subsection of horror

00:07:53.620 and scrolled for like five minutes and i said oh there it is dude yeah but still i mean it was so

00:07:58.960 It was the number one horror film in Assyria.

00:08:02.540 Is that what it was? 0.88

00:08:03.840 Assyria.

00:08:04.660 Assyria.

00:08:05.460 Okay, got it, got it.

00:08:06.380 No, actually, when he said it didn't pull up,

00:08:09.200 I got really scared because I was like,

00:08:11.480 oh my God, did I just post about this

00:08:13.380 and it's not actually there?

00:08:14.600 So I had all of my friends open up their Hulu's account,

00:08:17.340 but it did.

00:08:17.820 It's just my... 0.99

00:08:20.380 By the way, I don't remember telling you you suck at music. 0.97

00:08:23.300 I remember because I cried myself to sleep on it. 0.98

00:08:25.460 I was like, yes, my whole life.

00:08:27.400 I said, you're good.

00:08:28.220 you're not great

00:08:29.080 I think you would win

00:08:30.100 the majority of

00:08:31.140 high school talent shows

00:08:32.100 but I think

00:08:32.860 your true talent

00:08:33.640 is in acting

00:08:34.480 I remember that

00:08:35.840 I remember because

00:08:36.880 it hurt my feelings

00:08:37.540 because I did win

00:08:38.260 talent shows

00:08:38.960 and I was like

00:08:40.300 oh my god

00:08:41.020 maybe he's right

00:08:41.700 maybe I'm just

00:08:42.200 a talent show actor

00:08:43.100 yeah

00:08:43.420 you're great

00:08:44.780 you're great

00:08:45.220 you're great George

00:08:45.920 yeah so that was

00:08:47.720 that was cool

00:08:48.220 thanks for bringing that up

00:08:49.200 actually that was on

00:08:49.780 the same day that I

00:08:50.520 released Bubba Club

00:08:51.600 so I was getting

00:08:52.480 a bunch of feedback

00:08:53.160 during the day

00:08:53.760 of my stand up

00:08:54.440 that was so scared

00:08:55.380 and then

00:08:56.880 you gotta lock

00:08:57.440 thing. You got a lot going on. That's why I brought

00:08:59.360 cake over and celebrated, but you

00:09:01.420 guys didn't care. Tres Leches. I ate

00:09:03.320 tons of it. Thank you, D.

00:09:05.280 D cared. She gave me a hug.

00:09:07.740 That's actually my thumbnail for my video.

00:09:09.320 So thank you. So yeah, George, you have a lot

00:09:11.420 going on. Someone else who has a lot going on.

00:09:13.700 Elon Musk. A bit more

00:09:15.360 than you. Elon fucking 1.00

00:09:17.380 Musk. 0.99

00:09:19.420 After we talked about the Clubhouse

00:09:21.280 app a couple weeks ago and

00:09:23.200 how sweat equity was

00:09:25.240 involved, Elon Musk

00:09:27.260 decided to uh take over a clubhouse room last night uh the room uh he had announced earlier

00:09:33.420 in the day he was going to come on the app at about 10 p.m last night on clubhouse the room

00:09:36.760 immediately hit its maximum within seconds of launching the room i was peeing i was brushing

00:09:41.980 my teeth at the same time also trying to get into this room on clubhouse just tapping with my thumb

00:09:47.140 one hand on the peen five hand on the phone tap tap tap room is full room is full it's the first

00:09:51.820 time i i witnessed and felt what it was like to be in a club in the digital world yep you know

00:09:57.560 when you're waiting outside the club or the bar and you're waiting to get in the bunch like yeah

00:10:00.460 and i was like no please like i'm jake paul's brother you gotta let me in please so i went

00:10:05.340 to an overflow room like that's where i was already there you were there was they only had 0.52

00:10:09.600 like peanuts and pretzels and shit like that it was like you had to pay for the bar like the other 0.99

00:10:14.560 room had like open bar had like recliners all that shit we had to sit on fucking stools it was 0.98

00:10:18.400 horrible and uh i was i was back and forth between listening to uh elon musk talking about the 0.98

00:10:25.680 difference between our limbic state and our digital state and dropping quads and call of

00:10:30.700 duty war zone which eventually took my attention i only stayed for about i think 30 to 40 seconds

00:10:36.560 of elon's uh speech because i was just i i was plus i was in the overflow room it's like looking 0.74

00:10:42.000 at the vip from the the ga section just like why why is fucking why is like grant cardone in there 0.89

00:10:49.440 and i can't fucking get it because he's got hundreds of millions of dollars dude nonetheless 0.88

00:10:54.520 the one thing i did do was um i found this chain of uh cliff notes from a guy named kunal shah 0.88

00:11:01.680 on twitter sent it over to and and i wanted to run through some of these cliff notes today from

00:11:05.960 elon's little clubhouse chat last night yeah number one in five and a half years people will

00:11:12.220 be on mars it's five and a half years before we get people to mars no shot

00:11:16.300 can i say no shot can i say something is it related to elon musk and mars related to this

00:11:22.920 whole space thing and i hope i don't feel like a like a dick for saying this but like

00:11:26.200 i don't understand why they spend so much money trying to go to space when there's so much work

00:11:31.680 to be done okay so so that and and we get to that as well and so just just on the mars thing let's

00:11:36.540 take that first and foremost uh people believe that we can get people to mars but the ability

00:11:44.120 to actually inhabit or sustain life there we are approximately 100 to 200 years away from that

00:11:48.880 capability and so yeah so like would it be nice to you know treat it like uh like like you know

00:11:55.060 tampa or or uh tuscaloosa and visit for a weekend sure sure sure stay on the ship you know

00:12:01.500 social distance is there social distancing on mars yeah when he says people yeah he means

00:12:07.240 like folks or an astronaut so astronauts so he talked a little bit about this more uh travel

00:12:13.260 possible every two years and we'll need six months to travel so it's only possible every two years

00:12:19.060 it's not possible to travel and mars is on on the other side of the sun can i ask you something yep

00:12:23.360 he i love elon musk right yep but the tesla roadster has experienced years and years of

00:12:31.180 delay it's like i think it's delayed two years from the original estimate maybe maybe a year

00:12:35.380 i just i just don't know how this is remotely feasible i just don't get it it might be just

00:12:42.340 a thing to get people to invest in he's you know what you know what i i think he's very good at

00:12:47.560 is having delusional ideas and then eventually turning them into reality like when we watched

00:12:54.820 his neural link speech live with the pigs who had the chips in their brain mike and i were like oh

00:12:59.860 this is all speculative. This is still very much an idea. He's hiring people actively as we speak

00:13:07.240 to invent the technology that is still just his idea. It's a good idea. It's incredibly optimistic

00:13:15.480 and idealistic, but if he gets it done, he is one of the greatest minds of our time, but he could

00:13:22.140 be one of the greatest minds of humanity if he gets some of the things that he wants to get done

00:13:26.120 done. Yeah, we'll see what happens. I think there is a huge difference between, you know,

00:13:30.120 getting people into space or getting people to Mars and actually being able to, you know, do

00:13:34.920 anything meaningful there. And that brings us to the second point, which was the question that

00:13:40.180 George asked, which was regarding multi-planetary and why are we talking about other planets when

00:13:47.040 we have work to do here? And he talks about that regarding possible external calamities,

00:13:51.940 which we've seen in history such as mass extinctions and so i think i think elon very 0.98

00:13:56.180 much wants to have a backup plan and have an ability to get us off this fucking planet and 0.78

00:14:00.480 to re-civilize if there's going to be a mass extinction event he's talked about this in the 0.97

00:14:04.660 past and this is the reason why he's so intent on getting to mars yeah but also that's just like a

00:14:09.500 hypothesis that you're freaking out say that to the dinosaurs have you talked to any recently

00:14:14.680 no they were hit by a fucking massive you know why because they were trying to go to the moon 0.92

00:14:19.420 the dinosaurs were and they were thinking about each other so they died look what happened there's 0.98

00:14:25.440 a lot of there's a lot of alien talk i found that was interesting i also found it incredibly

00:14:29.340 disappointing for the the kid in me the conspiracy theorist who wants to believe aliens exist he says

00:14:35.300 he have hasn't seen any conclusive evidence that aliens exist everything basically can be described

00:14:40.820 with some sort of logical or rational means which which we i mean you kind of have to he's he seems

00:14:46.860 agnostic but leaning towards the idea that uh yeah that there's no conclusive evidence i mean

00:14:52.740 we don't have a we don't have an alien being in possession at least that we know of we don't have

00:14:56.180 a ship in possession at least that we know of and so is he talking about elon saying this yeah these

00:15:01.580 are all this is all notes from elon is elon part of anything that has to do with the government does

00:15:06.120 he have a he's anti anti-government okay so they're like he's he was he i mean he's heavy

00:15:10.960 behind the crypto, the rise in crypto and has talked a lot about the legitimacy of crypto

00:15:18.300 as a platform for decentralization.

00:15:20.820 And so when the moment the question was asked about Bitcoin, I went to my Coinbase because

00:15:26.940 who knows what he's going to say?

00:15:28.460 And he prefaced by saying, I have to be careful what I say here because some of these things

00:15:32.240 can really affect the market.

00:15:34.060 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:15:35.240 As soon as the question was asked about Bitcoin, I bought two Bitcoins, 70K like that.

00:15:40.960 and it didn't have any significant it went down it went i think you know it went up like 600

00:15:44.900 at the moment there were some other people thinking what i thought but he he said he

00:15:49.980 believes in it right he said uh views on bitcoin i should have bought bitcoin eight years ago i'm

00:15:54.160 late to the party i'm a supporter of bitcoin it's on the verge of wide acceptance by the financial

00:15:58.160 world this one that didn't surprise me much but i guess the way that he stated it those who control

00:16:03.480 memes control the universe memes are complex forms of communication pictures say a thousand

00:16:08.600 words memes probably say ten thousand wow he has a meme dealer a kick-ass guy's a very uh like you

00:16:17.440 can't really put a like a finger on he's just everywhere his mind is everywhere he talked and

00:16:22.220 i heard him talking a little bit about that as well about time management about not having time

00:16:26.500 about going meeting to meeting to meeting and um also uh even it was interesting listening to him

00:16:34.240 actually state some of his weaknesses in that in that uh respect as to how hard it is to context

00:16:41.400 switch he was using this term i think it was context switching between sending a man to mars

00:16:47.700 making a pig feel a tick sent from a cell phone and producing a car with a sustainable battery

00:16:55.380 for the masses like like imagine going from your 12 o'clock sitting in a room with astronauts

00:17:00.740 that are like yo like when am i going to the red planet and you the next meeting is with like some

00:17:06.400 like livestock broker who's like yo i can get you 46 000 pigs that are really affordable like this

00:17:12.080 dude is a this dude will go down and there's a lot of elon musk naysayers out there and i don't

00:17:18.380 know how the fuck it's possible this dude will go down as one of the brightest minds in the history 0.66

00:17:21.500 of the world he has to be shrooming oh he does no he is oh yeah he absolutely is for you to go from 1.00

00:17:28.740 pigs to astronauts like you said 0.94

00:17:30.760 and not be intoxicated is 0.99

00:17:32.480 like your brain would hurt. They've

00:17:34.400 actually graduated. Yeah.

00:17:37.180 Monkeys.

00:17:38.260 We have the best monkey facility and are keen to get

00:17:40.640 them to play some games with their mind.

00:17:42.660 Early applications could be for people with brain

00:17:44.620 injury before it becomes available to all.

00:17:49.000 Neuralink. Yeah.

00:17:50.280 And then this next one. He said it's a Fitbit for your skull.

00:17:54.440 Cool, man. Sounds good.

00:17:56.420 What's the worst that could happen? 0.73

00:17:57.260 controlling everybody to do stuff yeah i don't fucking know i fixed my dyslexia but my head 0.93

00:18:03.000 it just keeps going oh my god i can read a book though somebody fucking help me here 0.97

00:18:08.780 dude i went way too hard on that joke my head yeah you were really getting yourself there 0.93

00:18:14.820 um big big like uh brand shout outs to both youtube and reddit which was which was really

00:18:22.740 interesting most of my kids at education is from youtube and reddit the thing is too is like

00:18:27.360 it's really interesting to see someone in elon's uh or i guess my also age bracket give such a

00:18:36.920 level of respect to alternative methods of education yeah and and memes and bitcoin like i

00:18:44.180 think he i think he's the guy that that basically looks at this uh massive introduction of new

00:18:53.280 technologies and new shit that gen z has given us and been like yo that's one that's one that's one 0.94

00:18:59.360 that's one everything else throw it the fuck like or not maybe throw it away but like these are the 0.98

00:19:03.780 ones i'm sure of online you know uh platforms he's a tastemaker a yeah and then b he's able to 0.78

00:19:10.040 identify good taste curator almost yeah honestly maybe which is a talent in itself multi-talented 0.56

00:19:15.700 human i bet you he has such sick fucking playlists on spotify i guarantee you and maybe they're 0.76

00:19:23.380 public i don't even know like elon if you have a a playlist on spotify like send it to logan i know 0.99

00:19:28.780 you guys talk a lot yeah never you've never talked to him ever i did see him that one time at boa

00:19:33.240 which was odd to me i passed him underground at a ufc fight you know how tall he is it's i'm

00:19:39.620 it would assume it would be hard to tell while you're in under the ground why were you under

00:19:43.200 seven foot one got it no he's not six no he's six four six looked like six five and wearing a

00:19:48.380 wearing a what's those that long coat that you wore trench coat yeah but it was like stylish

00:19:52.960 and so he just like huge he's just yeah like the one you have

00:19:56.460 just a big personality yeah said um this this one was really really interesting to me

00:20:08.220 probably the most interesting of the things he said why doesn't the world have more Elon Musk

00:20:11.800 I feel and he said I feel a strong compulsion to do things I do it's very painful and not sure why

00:20:17.940 not sure many people feel like doing it most people who want to be like me don't do it don't

00:20:23.580 do a startup if you need encouraging don't do a startup if you need encouraging words it comes

00:20:29.280 from deep compulsion people ask me all the time where do you find the motivation where do you find

00:20:34.600 the, the drive, the desire, you know, what, what, what would make me want to do the things that so

00:20:40.360 and so have done. He's basically saying, yo, like, that's the kind of thing that's, that you're born

00:20:45.360 with. It's the kind of thing that you were born with to create business. Now, everybody's born

00:20:49.480 with something different. If you're not a startup person and you're asking startup people, yo, how

00:20:53.880 do I get motivated to do a startup? You're not a startup person is what he's saying. It's a very,

00:20:58.680 very deep compulsion that exists inside of you to want to wake up in the morning and devote yourself

00:21:03.860 wholly to one or two or three or five in his case projects over everything else in life over

00:21:10.160 girlfriends over partying over you know family over your pets over everything else to devote

00:21:15.700 yourself 24 hours a day 4 a.m rolls around you're sleeping on the couch at spacex that's a compulsion 0.99

00:21:21.740 you can't you can't teach that shit yeah it's not it's not available for education very interesting 0.99

00:21:27.280 it's hard to pinpoint where that comes from i'm sure i'm sure one day there'll be a a gene 0.99

00:21:32.560 discovered where it's like a

00:21:34.040 compulsion based gene that

00:21:36.240 drives successful people but for now

00:21:38.360 yeah I think what he's saying is

00:21:39.700 isn't it like a deep it's just a deep focus

00:21:42.460 on what you want to get but where does that focus

00:21:44.340 come from and why can you is it learned

00:21:46.100 I think it's I think it's just a moment in your life

00:21:48.460 that you're like oh that

00:21:50.200 moment where he probably looked up into the stars

00:21:52.200 I doubt it I doubt it

00:21:54.160 at age what I think it was like 12

00:21:56.400 Elon Musk was like coding and selling

00:21:58.200 multi or thousand dollar programs

00:22:00.240 leading straight well him being a genius

00:22:02.500 is obviously that's what i was all part of it i think i thought you were talking about the drive

00:22:05.940 of wanting to get something done i was just gonna say i think that there's probably a uh a number

00:22:10.940 of factors that continue to grow that compulsion over time and so being of being an extremely type

00:22:17.800 a personality that is that is driven towards goal setting at from an early age apply you know uh

00:22:23.980 then applying his his genius his creative you know mind his dream his ability to dream his

00:22:30.000 ability to network. Like once you start to, I think you always talk about this momentum being

00:22:34.200 the biggest driving force in the world. And I think as you grow and excel in a certain vertical,

00:22:39.320 every single factor that you learn about yourself, that's really positive, just adds to that rocket

00:22:44.000 fuel. Like along the way, you found out that you're really, really good at networking. Then

00:22:47.440 you found out you're really good at making deals that, and every single one of those just adds

00:22:51.180 fuel to the fire. He has already achieved all hundred factors necessary to be a successful

00:22:55.280 startup person and so now he's just he's on the way to mars quite literally and metaphorically

00:23:00.760 and figuratively and all the other uh would you guys be shocked if like one day like 20 30 years

00:23:05.280 from now that like it got caught that he's like a fake genius that all these companies bought him

00:23:11.460 and his look and how he like not a robot but like they paid him to be like hey man what are you

00:23:17.100 talking about i'm just saying would you be like shocked that he was like that he was like a a

00:23:21.240 poster boy for other, or not a poster boy, but

00:23:23.420 like a puppet for. Like, think about it. Back in the day, we

00:23:25.480 had like pop stars that weren't actually pop

00:23:27.480 stars. They would fake. Industry plans.

00:23:29.740 Yeah, industry plans. Elon Musk is an industry

00:23:31.620 plan. That's what I'm saying. Like, would you be like, would you be

00:23:33.460 like, whoa? Or would you be like, dude, that makes so

00:23:35.420 much sense. Fuck off. Hey, wait a second. I 1.00

00:23:37.440 like this game. This is a fun game, especially

00:23:39.320 for this setting. You could ask the question.

00:23:41.280 Everybody tune into SNL. 1.00

00:23:43.840 Fuck Logan Paul. 1.00

00:23:47.680 Michael Chain, Colin Joe's weekend update 1.00

00:23:49.520 took shots at Logan Paul this past weekend.

00:23:51.240 on SNL, here to talk about it, Logan Paul. Hey, thanks for having me. Pretty rough stuff,

00:23:58.720 Logan. What'd you think of it? Yeah, I saw the little clip. I thought it was a little

00:24:02.840 fucked up. I don't know why they went after me. I think you guys got the wrong Paul. 0.99

00:24:08.900 Did you actually see the episode, Logan? I didn't. No, I didn't. My 70-year-old

00:24:13.940 geriatric neighbor texted me, said she saw me on SNL. That's how I knew it was bad.

00:24:18.060 after all 1.00

00:24:20.200 the retirement community 1.00

00:24:21.460 are the only people

00:24:22.160 who still watch that show

00:24:23.180 I actually like

00:24:24.580 that particular program

00:24:25.540 point proven

00:24:26.400 you and Colin Jost

00:24:29.040 actually have a lot

00:24:29.640 in common

00:24:30.060 you're both dating

00:24:31.500 women way out 0.98

00:24:32.440 of your league 1.00

00:24:33.000 SNL

00:24:35.560 I gotta ask

00:24:36.020 what's worse

00:24:36.540 being irrelevant

00:24:37.540 or being replaced

00:24:38.600 by the 4U page

00:24:39.400 on TikTok

00:24:39.800 thank you so much

00:24:43.380 Logan Paul

00:24:44.000 yep thank you

00:24:45.020 alright

00:24:46.220 are we done

00:24:46.980 of the terrible jokes

00:24:48.180 of the laugh track.

00:24:48.940 Can we get back

00:24:49.400 to our actual show

00:24:50.820 where people watch

00:24:52.120 that are our age?

00:24:53.880 The audience thought

00:24:54.540 that was quite funny, actually.

00:24:56.180 Nope.

00:24:56.500 That was a fake laugh track.

00:24:57.880 Nobody was laughing, actually.

00:24:59.080 It was quite dead silent.

00:25:00.540 It was dead, dead silent.

00:25:02.200 Probably because you guys

00:25:02.860 asked us not to say anything

00:25:04.080 or do anything

00:25:04.660 so you could add 1.00

00:25:05.580 this bullshit laughing 1.00

00:25:06.620 to the background of it. 1.00

00:25:08.380 It doesn't help the jokes.

00:25:09.640 It doesn't.

00:25:09.940 It doesn't help the jokes at all.

00:25:11.340 Tell that to the live audience

00:25:12.900 that's watching the show.

00:25:13.800 Not the live audience.

00:25:14.780 We got just the employees

00:25:16.260 that are working right now.

00:25:17.180 They're all getting paid

00:25:18.240 and not one of them left.

00:25:19.620 Well, they're not laughing now.

00:25:20.680 They're actually booing you.

00:25:21.740 No one's booing me.

00:25:22.740 Oh, yeah.

00:25:22.940 That, again, is the soundtrack.

00:25:24.220 No, it's not.

00:25:25.020 It's made up.

00:25:25.780 It's Fugazi Fugazi.

00:25:27.080 I've been here for 250 episodes.

00:25:28.680 How about you?

00:25:29.580 You look like you've been here

00:25:30.700 for 268,000 years,

00:25:32.480 so I believe it.

00:25:34.540 I believe this is the first time

00:25:36.760 talking about it.

00:25:38.500 Jake Paul, Ben Askren.

00:25:42.780 Makes me giggle.

00:25:44.280 Does it really?

00:25:44.920 Yeah.

00:25:45.140 I think Jake's going to be

00:25:46.760 All right, well, hold on

00:25:47.300 Let's

00:25:47.540 Easy

00:25:48.360 But also, go ahead

00:25:49.620 He's a wrestler

00:25:50.640 I think in an overall fight

00:25:52.500 I wouldn't have my money on Jake

00:25:54.640 Like MMA

00:25:55.160 I'm just saying

00:25:56.300 If it was like

00:25:56.880 They saw each other

00:25:57.680 In front of buff old wild wings

00:25:58.980 And there was no more hot sauce

00:26:00.260 They'd get into it

00:26:01.760 Sure

00:26:01.900 I put my money on Ben

00:26:03.020 But in a boxing match

00:26:04.440 I was looking up

00:26:05.540 Like striking stuff from Ben

00:26:06.860 And I wasn't really impressed

00:26:07.720 Ben Askren

00:26:08.760 Oh, oh, oh my god

00:26:10.100 I thought you guys

00:26:10.420 You go

00:26:10.720 Ben Affleck

00:26:11.320 Ben Affleck

00:26:14.260 Oh, I have a whole bunch of context here that I'll offer.

00:26:20.140 Rogan covered it the other day.

00:26:21.740 I had a conversation. 0.99

00:26:22.340 I don't even know who the fuck he was talking to about it. 0.98

00:26:23.960 Ben Askren, world-class wrestler. 0.98

00:26:26.300 Olympic wrestler.

00:26:27.940 One of the best in the world.

00:26:29.120 At wrestling.

00:26:29.980 Yep.

00:26:32.220 Not a striker.

00:26:33.700 Not a striker.

00:26:34.180 You don't say.

00:26:34.800 Not a striker.

00:26:35.320 This is the dude who got knocked out by Jorge Masvidal in six seconds.

00:26:40.240 No, no.

00:26:41.300 But I need to know.

00:26:42.020 I don't know.

00:26:42.600 I don't care what you need to know

00:26:44.380 he is called Ben Askren

00:26:46.660 with the iron chin

00:26:48.040 now he did have one bad 0.99

00:26:50.540 fuck up and he got hit by a flying knee 0.97

00:26:52.620 from Masvidal which is never gonna 0.99

00:26:54.620 happen in a boxing match I don't think unless Jake 0.99

00:26:56.660 is practicing being Liu Kang from fucking 0.97

00:26:58.540 Mortal Kombat he was playing around 0.98

00:27:00.440 with Masvidal but otherwise

00:27:02.300 Masvidal being the BMF the leader 1.00

00:27:04.760 of being a bad motherfucker 0.99

00:27:06.120 supposedly other than that Ben has quite 1.00

00:27:08.640 the chin bro he can take shots

00:27:10.260 I was at his first fight in the UFC, and I was very excited.

00:27:15.780 I was with you. 1.00

00:27:16.780 You lost $30,000 on fucking Tyron. 1.00

00:27:20.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:20.780 And he got fucking dropped on his head. 1.00

00:27:24.040 Got rocked. 1.00

00:27:24.780 On his head.

00:27:25.340 But then guess what he did? 1.00

00:27:26.740 Got up and finished the fucking fight. 0.99

00:27:28.560 He grabbed Robbie Lawler in some weird, weird headlock and just squeezed for dear life, 0.99

00:27:34.800 and the dude tapped out and Ben won.

00:27:36.460 And I was very excited to watch.

00:27:37.840 Can you pull the slam up?

00:27:39.020 It is so nasty.

00:27:40.200 He got rocked.

00:27:41.720 Dropped, pile-driven.

00:27:43.360 I was excited to watch him get into the UFC because he's got an interesting look.

00:27:48.380 He's kind of the underdog.

00:27:49.880 He's funny-looking and funny when he speaks.

00:27:52.760 He's just like, he's an entertainer.

00:27:54.340 Like, you know, I was ready. 1.00

00:27:56.580 And then, damn, he was getting the shit kicked out of him and got dropped. 1.00

00:28:00.120 And then pulled a win out of his ass for his first win in the UFC 1.00

00:28:04.020 and then just has been riddled with losses ever since. 0.99

00:28:06.020 And I don't know if he's still signed with the UFC.

00:28:08.800 the Masvidal one was bad

00:28:10.900 obviously that was bad UFC also has a pass

00:28:12.940 in Bellator but that was honestly one of the more

00:28:14.820 exciting fights of that night probably the

00:28:16.960 most exciting fight of that night and what we've seen from

00:28:18.880 him so far leading in this Jake fight is more of that

00:28:20.880 kind of showmanship he unveiled this

00:28:22.900 punching bag with Jake's face after the fall

00:28:25.020 the first thing I'm 0.95

00:28:26.840 trying to understand

00:28:28.600 this striking from

00:28:30.840 Askren when I watch these

00:28:32.800 videos of him punching

00:28:34.220 have you ever gotten into a fight against

00:28:36.960 a apparition or a monster in your dream before and when you throw punches they go so slow you 0.99

00:28:44.500 can't make contact with the being the matter what happens every fucking time are you on drugs both 0.95

00:28:51.680 but but like but like you know you throw those overhand punches you can't and i watch askrin 0.98

00:28:57.800 um punching and i can't understand is he doing this is he doing this as a joke and obviously

00:29:03.240 when he does in the ring it's a different story but like i don't understand explain to me what

00:29:07.400 is happening with these with this striking not jokingly please try to make make it me seriously

00:29:11.940 understand this he comes from a wrestling background right he's a wrestler got it

00:29:16.240 not saying wrestlers aren't athletes but striking is a different type of athleticism

00:29:22.160 nate robinson learned that real quick granted he's been doing it for some time now but

00:29:27.120 do we know how long he's been fighting professionally i i don't so jake's been

00:29:32.520 boxing for three years now like every day like the kid is super hungry wants it more than anything

00:29:37.960 in his life and i think uh a spoke might have been uh stuck in ben's wheels after the masvidal

00:29:46.880 fight like honestly like that that that was embarrassing and and jake is gonna chew on that

00:29:51.880 bone during all the press conferences the only thing that wasn't embarrassing about it was that

00:29:55.720 it was masvidal that did it you know what i'm saying like if it was some unknown bro like 0.99

00:29:59.340 dude a a fucking monster went in the ring i don't know what you're doing bro i don't know 0.99

00:30:04.320 you can't spin it dude no i i'm going i'm going to say it dude it sucked but also at the same 1.00

00:30:09.520 time like in fights shit happens bro like you know this better than anyone in fights shit happens 0.97

00:30:15.280 you can't plan around it and you surely cannot judge an entire man's career based on one flying 0.80

00:30:21.380 knee to the face you can if in no way the fight the man swore that he was gonna win and talked 0.98

00:30:26.780 shit for ages 0.99

00:30:28.580 about Masvidal, about his character, 1.00

00:30:30.860 about his family, about his religion.

00:30:32.520 Question for you. It's wild. Do you know 0.94

00:30:34.640 anybody else in the world

00:30:37.060 who talked endlessly about

00:30:38.960 a man's character, their performance,

00:30:40.740 their capabilities, and then showed up in the ring

00:30:42.680 and didn't get the job done?

00:30:45.880 Not in six seconds.

00:30:47.660 What are you talking about?

00:30:48.800 Well, I'm just saying, it's happened. You're talking about me? Yeah.

00:30:51.080 I lost, right?

00:30:52.200 Well, all right, fair enough. Okay, I didn't get knocked out

00:30:54.660 in six seconds. I love you, but I'm just saying,

00:30:56.280 like that's part of the showmanship and then

00:30:58.360 sometimes it just doesn't go in the way. Back it up a little

00:31:00.480 bit. Right. I don't think anyone's like

00:31:02.060 you got your fucking ass kick. Like no bro 1.00

00:31:04.240 it was a good fight. It was a good showmanship. Good sports.

00:31:06.920 Great fucking fight. 1.00

00:31:07.980 Quick maths. Great sport. 1.00

00:31:10.220 Great. But so we know he has

00:31:12.240 we know he has a chin. The big

00:31:13.720 thing is a lot of people

00:31:16.100 are saying that there's no shot that it will end

00:31:18.080 in knockout for

00:31:19.860 a Jake Paul. Not no shot but definitely

00:31:21.940 less likely because he's been punched many

00:31:23.920 many times before and has not gone down

00:31:26.000 To that type of action

00:31:27.860 The question I think for this fight

00:31:29.780 Comes down to stamina

00:31:30.780 Ben being a professional

00:31:34.200 Olympic athlete definitely has

00:31:35.760 I think has a pretty large stamina

00:31:37.720 One would presume

00:31:39.820 Step

00:31:40.920 One would presume

00:31:43.180 And this is an 8 rounder

00:31:45.700 8 rounder

00:31:46.720 More than Jake's last 6 rounder

00:31:49.640 Which was really a 2 rounder

00:31:51.700 You know what I'm saying

00:31:52.840 I don't think it's going to last 8 rounds

00:31:54.740 it might you think ben's got an iron ass chin oh i'm gonna call round three we should all call

00:32:01.320 around yeah but round three on what though i say a knockout i don't know who jake i don't know who

00:32:06.900 but jake i think he's gonna knock him out of the third round i just don't my question once again

00:32:13.120 back to you and i really just need to understand this is how how does ben have a chance with those

00:32:21.460 punches i i'm sorry like can you explain me why it looks like that like did you show us something

00:32:26.540 yeah just put can you pull up a video of any sort to show it's on his instagram just because like

00:32:33.140 okay so back when i used to uh babysit and care take my grandfather don't do it he was not he was

00:32:38.820 90 i'm this is not talking shit about ben i hope you don't ever bump into him no no no no i'm not 0.61

00:32:43.820 i'm not because listen to me because listen to me what do you mean bro mike bumps into ben ask 0.88

00:32:47.680 And he falls to the ground

00:32:48.640 He's tiny

00:32:49.620 He's a little guy

00:32:50.840 Oh how tall is he?

00:32:52.340 He's 5'11 I believe

00:32:54.660 No chance

00:32:55.980 Yeah he is

00:32:56.560 I think he's 5'10 or 5'11

00:32:57.980 And Jake's 6'1

00:32:59.100 He's 5'11?

00:33:01.620 What is he look so small?

00:33:03.420 I don't know

00:33:04.140 But hold on

00:33:05.180 Can you please pull up the punching

00:33:06.240 Because I just want to understand it dude 0.97

00:33:08.700 Like I don't fucking 0.97

00:33:09.660 No that's not his real punches 0.99

00:33:13.380 No that's what I'm asking you

00:33:14.760 uh can you put sorry can you pull a dip one other video too as well just not just that one

00:33:20.940 because that one no that's not he's joking around that's not his punches um here's him pulling on

00:33:25.180 ropes no maybe not that one either there's definitely one of him like sparring or just

00:33:32.120 like messing around throwing combos and it's just oh there's some dogecoin charts

00:33:37.000 yeah i don't know whatever i just i thought someone and obviously once again back to it

00:33:44.660 Olympic, uh, uh, you know, contender, uh, world or championship wrestler. Like the dude has the

00:33:52.800 background of fighting. And so, and so I want to say this also in closing on from my end,

00:33:57.260 I gave Jake a ton of shit on all three fighters on Deji Gib. Um, and who's the last one? Nate 0.93

00:34:04.040 Robinson, the slam dunk champion in all honesty, no matter how he punches, no matter how he strikes, 0.98

00:34:10.060 jake paul knocks this dude out i do not come back that following monday and talk shit about the 0.75

00:34:14.960 fight i can't do it i really can't do it i thoroughly believe no matter how bad of a striker 0.99

00:34:20.880 he is or if he's old or out of the sport or took a flying knee to the face this dude's a fucking 0.99

00:34:25.240 fighter a literal fighter that has taken shots to the head round after round and kept fucking 0.99

00:34:32.260 trucking we saw him get pile drive to china to china saw it and get back up and choke the dude 0.94

00:34:38.900 out if jake paul knocks this dude out i will no longer be able to say anything uh detracting from

00:34:44.580 jake paul as a boxer it's a big fight good for jake for taking it i like his hair could be

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00:35:47.280 officially saying it i guess on a platform as grand as this one uh the floyd made where the

00:35:53.180 fight is pushed you may have heard the rumblings uh which i i uh am actually completely okay with

00:36:01.060 we knew it was going to be pushed for a minute now

00:36:03.580 COVID some

00:36:04.260 business complications is what I can say

00:36:07.920 fight's still happening

00:36:09.680 so easy with the rumors that

00:36:11.540 there's no interest

00:36:12.520 I do feel the need to say that

00:36:14.660 this fight broke every single

00:36:17.300 combat sports record

00:36:18.800 for pre-sale pay-per-view numbers

00:36:21.340 shattered

00:36:22.540 let's go

00:36:23.580 I don't want to get the narrative twisted

00:36:26.240 because yeah we had a leak inside our camp

00:36:28.880 it was kind of annoying about the fight being postponed

00:36:30.460 Then everyone made up their own reasons why they thought that was happening.

00:36:34.640 I just want to say, A, COVID, we want to have a packed arena somewhere that both Floyd and I want to do.

00:36:41.000 And then B, just the business side of things, we have to iron him out.

00:36:46.080 He's got a lot of people on his team.

00:36:47.680 Al Hammond got involved.

00:36:48.840 If you know boxing, you know what that means for getting an actual deal done and figuring out a venue.

00:36:54.200 If you don't know boxing, that means God got involved, basically.

00:36:57.200 It's the equivalent of, sorry, George.

00:36:58.740 If you don't know the Bible, that's blasphemy.

00:37:01.540 God of the metaphorical boxing realm, not Jesus Christ.

00:37:06.700 I love how you guys get so offended.

00:37:08.380 I've said it, and I was like, oh, he's going to be pissed.

00:37:10.620 No, I don't mind it.

00:37:12.520 I need, obviously, as much practice, training, sparring under my belt

00:37:17.500 that I can get against this guy.

00:37:18.940 And I really do believe that every day that goes by,

00:37:22.780 I get 1% to 2% better, and he gets 1% to 2% days older.

00:37:28.740 He is becoming quite the roller skater.

00:37:32.580 Like, and I mean, one of the best roller skaters.

00:37:36.600 I'm not kidding, dude.

00:37:38.260 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:37:39.620 I've seen some videos that Logan's been showing me.

00:37:42.760 Oh, it's mine, bro. 0.99

00:37:43.880 Bro, it is fucking crazy. 0.98

00:37:47.800 Wait, can you show any of that on the show? 0.99

00:37:50.340 I might post it on my Instagram. 1.00

00:37:51.800 Fuck it. 1.00

00:37:52.280 Just show it right here. 1.00

00:37:53.640 I'll send it back to you.

00:37:54.380 The right hand's ready, baby.

00:37:55.660 That's all I got to say.

00:37:56.260 I just want to be careful because part of a...

00:38:00.120 Don't show Mayweather what you got going on.

00:38:01.760 No, don't show Mayweather, but show the audience.

00:38:04.320 You don't think he's going to be out here going like this?

00:38:06.600 Smoking a Cuban with a thousand girls around him? 1.00

00:38:09.160 Smoking a Zaza. 1.00

00:38:10.360 Dude, listen to me for a second. 1.00

00:38:12.540 The man only roller skates.

00:38:15.300 He doesn't watch online videos. 1.00

00:38:16.780 He roller skates, counts large sums of money, and fucks bitches. 1.00

00:38:22.400 That's it, dude. 1.00

00:38:23.080 Those are his three...

00:38:24.420 I feel like that's every guy's dream.

00:38:25.040 Well, the roller skating is the one that always got me excited.

00:38:28.420 Dude, he loves his roller skating.

00:38:30.660 I like that he roller skates.

00:38:32.200 I think it's cool.

00:38:33.020 Come skate with me.

00:38:33.860 We can go skating with him.

00:38:35.420 Yo, can we do this?

00:38:38.840 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:38:40.260 We have to show up at his fucking skating. 1.00

00:38:43.140 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:38:43.540 We're going.

00:38:44.800 We would have to bring so much security.

00:38:48.140 Hey, that's wild.

00:38:49.720 You think he makes his security team skate around him? 1.00

00:38:53.320 These motherfuckers are huge. 1.00

00:38:55.040 one is called the great wall. 1.00

00:38:57.980 Yeah.

00:38:58.400 He's like eight feet tall,

00:38:59.660 four 50. 0.99

00:39:00.460 So how the fuck are we going to roll? 0.98

00:39:02.080 Well, 0.98

00:39:02.320 we just want to roller skate. 0.99

00:39:03.360 I want a problem with fucking Floyd money. 0.99

00:39:05.120 Mayweather. 1.00

00:39:05.560 You'd have to be a fucking moron to fight that guy. 1.00

00:39:11.660 That's in Vegas. 1.00

00:39:13.340 Dude.

00:39:13.740 I love it.

00:39:14.220 I love it.

00:39:14.640 Yeah.

00:39:14.760 He opened up a roll at roller skate arena rink.

00:39:16.960 What about the strip club promos?

00:39:18.500 They're all gone.

00:39:19.220 No,

00:39:19.580 I think post five to 10 a day.

00:39:21.080 Yeah.

00:39:21.180 I think he deletes him after.

00:39:22.260 Is he owning like Vegas now?

00:39:24.100 Is he trying to buy

00:39:24.640 Everything in Vegas

00:39:25.240 I think he's been doing that

00:39:26.380 How did he go from

00:39:27.580 Like

00:39:27.920 The strip club

00:39:29.220 A $45,000 drive

00:39:31.640 $45,000 hour drive

00:39:33.960 You can hop on a flight

00:39:36.740 They've

00:39:37.160 They have those

00:39:38.340 You're well trained

00:39:39.960 Yeah 0.89

00:39:40.620 You're lethal

00:39:41.660 Sure 0.95

00:39:42.520 What do you

00:39:45.340 CJ

00:39:49.440 Hey CJ

00:39:52.340 Come out here man

00:39:53.040 Why don't you come on

00:39:53.740 Sit on my lap

00:39:55.020 What am I going on

00:39:55.980 You got a BTS version 1.00

00:39:57.080 Of fucking 1.00

00:39:57.660 Impulsive 0.99

00:39:58.440 What is there

00:39:58.880 A different show going on 0.99

00:39:59.840 What the fuck's going on 0.99

00:40:00.980 Over here 0.99

00:40:01.580 That was the most

00:40:03.280 I ever heard CJ talk ever

00:40:04.520 It was everybody

00:40:05.380 The whole audience

00:40:06.200 The whole audience

00:40:07.800 Got involved for a second

00:40:09.040 Guys by the way

00:40:09.720 Thank you everyone

00:40:10.500 That came out today

00:40:11.340 And appreciate you guys

00:40:12.520 Social distancing

00:40:13.200 Six feet from each other

00:40:14.400 1200 people

00:40:16.200 Out of nowhere

00:40:16.760 Fill in the audience today

00:40:18.160 To watch the Impulsive show

00:40:19.100 Are you still doing 0.99

00:40:19.900 These shitty SNL jokes 0.99

00:40:21.580 I would come over there 0.99

00:40:22.920 Well trained, lethal, no fight

00:40:26.120 Postponed fight

00:40:27.900 Mike goes fully, like privately

00:40:31.880 He's like, man, it sucks that Floyd isn't happening 1.00

00:40:33.760 I'm like, you fucking moron 1.00

00:40:35.360 You live with me, you know very well it's happening 1.00

00:40:37.720 Just because the date is pushed doesn't mean it's not happening

00:40:40.240 What I was getting

00:40:41.280 I think

00:40:42.140 He's jealous

00:40:43.620 I don't have headphones on, but I heard jealous

00:40:45.780 I think he wants to fight Floyd

00:40:47.800 Yeah, right

00:40:48.660 What I was going to ask you

00:40:50.640 What I was going to ask you was

00:40:52.780 Could you potentially see something else

00:40:55.120 Filling that down time

00:40:56.840 Between now and whenever the Floyd fight does happen

00:40:58.820 Potentially another YouTube video

00:41:00.400 I don't know how much down time there is

00:41:03.800 So I don't know

00:41:05.020 I see what you're doing

00:41:07.500 I see what you're doing

00:41:09.120 Alright listen 0.99

00:41:09.940 I am fucking ready to fight anytime anywhere 0.96

00:41:12.640 I'm just gonna keep training keep sparring 1.00

00:41:14.440 If some motherfucker wants to come and present a contract 0.99

00:41:17.360 For me I'm there 0.99

00:41:18.200 I mean to an extent like what if it's

00:41:20.560 you know, somebody with a past record

00:41:23.220 of killing people.

00:41:25.020 I see what you're doing. 0.61

00:41:26.520 It's confidential information.

00:41:28.760 Oh, are you guys talking about- 1.00

00:41:29.820 No, shut up, mouth. 1.00

00:41:32.840 I hate this side of the table. 1.00

00:41:34.480 Can we switch?

00:41:34.960 Well, you also have to live here 24-7

00:41:37.520 to understand all of it.

00:41:39.360 I'm pretty close.

00:41:40.740 Yeah, you're here for a good-

00:41:41.560 You are here for a good hour a day.

00:41:43.640 That's true.

00:41:46.800 I got one.

00:41:47.700 Yeah.

00:41:47.920 I'll say it

00:41:50.420 In a nice little gift wrap

00:41:52.520 Packaged

00:41:53.200 Packaged

00:41:54.040 So everyone can understand

00:41:55.000 Nice 1.00

00:41:55.740 Ladies 1.00

00:41:57.820 Do not 1.00

00:42:00.380 Give your man's

00:42:02.640 False promises 0.70

00:42:04.700 In the form of sexual

00:42:06.780 Favors 1.00

00:42:07.840 The fuck you got going on 1.00

00:42:10.460 Listen to me 1.00

00:42:11.160 I was in bed 1.00

00:42:13.120 With me ladies

00:42:14.760 Sparring tomorrow morning

00:42:16.780 I'm tired

00:42:17.440 Sorry

00:42:18.280 Did you just give a plural

00:42:20.120 What did you just say

00:42:20.900 You were in bed with what 1.00

00:42:21.720 Me ladies 1.00

00:42:22.240 That's plural 0.99

00:42:23.300 No it's how pirates say lady

00:42:25.140 Me ladies

00:42:26.560 I feel like no matter if it's a pirate 0.53

00:42:29.340 Did you say pirate or Irish 0.52

00:42:30.760 I was in bed with me woman 0.99

00:42:32.200 Okay 0.99

00:42:33.560 Are you McGregor or a pirate 1.00

00:42:34.800 What the fuck is happening 1.00

00:42:35.920 Or a leprechaun 0.99

00:42:36.800 Listen

00:42:37.400 I'm chilling in bed

00:42:38.660 I'm tired

00:42:39.300 I got sparring in the morning

00:42:40.560 I'm out dude

00:42:41.520 She's watching TV

00:42:42.760 Doing something

00:42:43.400 Definitely wasn't doing nothing

00:42:45.680 And I'm sitting there

00:42:46.840 She's like, babe, I'm going to order pizza.

00:42:48.260 No problem.

00:42:48.820 You hungry?

00:42:49.380 You have late night snacks?

00:42:50.280 I guess. 0.96

00:42:50.700 She's a little high.

00:42:51.340 She wants a late night snack? 0.99

00:42:52.100 Late night snack. 0.89

00:42:54.580 Pizza comes.

00:42:55.400 Delivery man outside.

00:42:56.240 She gets a notification.

00:42:57.780 Turns to me.

00:42:59.460 Granted, I'm sleeping.

00:43:01.900 Yo, leave me alone.

00:43:02.880 Don't touch me.

00:43:04.300 Don't breathe.

00:43:05.280 I'm out.

00:43:06.820 Poke, right?

00:43:07.580 No.

00:43:08.280 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:08.820 She goes, babe.

00:43:10.280 Immediately, I knew she was going to ask me to get the pizza.

00:43:13.720 And so I'm like, how am I going to weasel out of this?

00:43:15.860 So normally I always do it, but like, I'm clocked out.

00:43:18.660 She's not doing anything.

00:43:19.400 She's watching TV.

00:43:20.180 Like, she can go get it, right?

00:43:21.980 She goes, babe.

00:43:22.980 Sure enough.

00:43:23.540 Will you go get the pizza?

00:43:24.440 I bet, you know, I'm tired.

00:43:25.320 I don't want to, whatever.

00:43:26.040 Babe, please.

00:43:27.080 I really don't want to.

00:43:28.120 Went back and forth for a couple minutes. 1.00

00:43:29.840 Finally, she goes, I'll suck your wiener. 1.00

00:43:33.440 Did she say your wiener? 1.00

00:43:34.380 She did say wiener.

00:43:35.280 And that's how I knew this whole thing was a facade.

00:43:38.720 Because she said wiener. 1.00

00:43:40.080 She goes, I'll suck your wiener. 1.00

00:43:41.020 Now I'm listening. 1.00

00:43:42.420 Yeah.

00:43:42.740 Did you say a winner?

00:43:46.720 Wait, my winner?

00:43:47.800 So, yo, I outlined the deal points

00:43:51.460 I had an LOI

00:43:53.200 A letter of intent

00:43:54.940 An MOU

00:43:56.040 I didn't get the signature

00:43:58.940 Wait, did you actually do it?

00:44:00.740 Yes, I said

00:44:01.420 You've done this before in the past

00:44:03.680 I'll go down and get the pizza

00:44:04.780 You give me a wiener schnetzel 0.96

00:44:08.060 Yeah 1.00

00:44:08.720 She's like, yeah, for sure, whatever

00:44:11.240 But I go down, I get the pizza, groggy, like in my boxers.

00:44:16.060 I have to make this weird, like awkward exchange with the poor pizza person.

00:44:20.000 Come upstairs.

00:44:21.320 I'm ready for the beach.

00:44:23.520 It's what we agreed on. 1.00

00:44:25.160 Give her the pizza. 1.00

00:44:26.160 Let her finish.

00:44:28.360 Sitting up now. 0.75

00:44:29.560 You waited for her to finish eating the pizza.

00:44:32.420 Yeah, whatever you want, man.

00:44:33.100 So you went from being super tired to like wide awake just waiting for the pizza.

00:44:35.920 Let me stop you before you finish the statement.

00:44:39.920 Because first of all, I already know where it's going

00:44:41.660 So maybe I could just let you finish

00:44:43.560 But I already know what's about to happen

00:44:44.580 It's a painted picture

00:44:45.940 No one let me finish that night

00:44:47.600 Because I get the beads that I was promised

00:44:50.340 And yo, I got angry

00:44:53.780 Like, I literally was like 1.00

00:44:56.400 Yo, you just fucking lied to me 1.00

00:44:58.460 You used my dick against me 1.00

00:45:00.700 You used my manhood 1.00

00:45:02.500 My testosterone, my libido 0.74

00:45:04.220 My horniness against me 1.00

00:45:05.920 And it was fucked up 1.00

00:45:06.980 Because I took the bait like a fucking simp 1.00

00:45:09.380 And she thought it was preposterous 1.00

00:45:12.580 That I was expecting her to actually follow through 0.98

00:45:15.820 That's ridiculous 0.95

00:45:16.580 I go yo 0.96

00:45:17.500 Literally like I sat there for 10 minutes 1.00

00:45:19.520 I outlined deal points with you woman 0.90

00:45:22.000 She goes babe it's late 1.00

00:45:23.780 I just had pizza

00:45:24.560 I go no you had pizza I got the pizza for you

00:45:26.100 You just said it

00:45:27.000 This is why I was about to cut you off 1.00

00:45:29.260 You made a fatal fatal fatal fucking error 1.00

00:45:33.040 I lost my leverage 1.00

00:45:34.380 You let her eat

00:45:35.240 No not even that

00:45:36.020 You had her eat food 0.99

00:45:39.100 before sexual intercourse. 1.00

00:45:42.420 Especially pizza. 0.99

00:45:43.880 Especially pizza. 1.00

00:45:45.640 Girls do not want to get freaky 1.00

00:45:49.820 when they start to fill out. 1.00

00:45:52.140 They want to put the PJs on,

00:45:54.480 they want to cocoon up,

00:45:55.520 and they want to be cuddled, okay?

00:45:57.900 Not to mention, time also passed.

00:46:01.160 So you lost the leverage, 1.00

00:46:02.660 you made her fat, 0.60

00:46:03.700 and you passed all the time. 1.00

00:46:05.800 If she's in a horny state, 1.00

00:46:07.680 Or you're in a horny state 1.00

00:46:09.600 That needs to be capitalized upon

00:46:10.980 Once pizza gets involved 1.00

00:46:12.580 She's eating

00:46:13.200 What do you want to do after you eat pizza? 1.00

00:46:15.480 Show off your six pack abs? 1.00

00:46:17.380 Probably fucking not dude 0.99

00:46:18.360 What if I promise to show off my six pack abs? 0.99

00:46:21.320 What does it not mean anything to you Mark?

00:46:23.600 A promise?

00:46:24.860 If it was a promise that I'd made to you

00:46:26.680 Or you would make to me

00:46:27.460 I would be a different story

00:46:28.520 Well that means something to me

00:46:30.300 And my wiener

00:46:31.520 Did you go to bed that night

00:46:32.620 And you put the covers

00:46:33.380 And you hit your pillow

00:46:34.140 You're like first Mayweather 1.00

00:46:35.140 Now this bitch 1.00

00:46:36.000 Everything they promised me 1.00

00:46:38.260 I didn't cuddle

00:46:39.460 I didn't cuddle with her

00:46:40.660 Back to back 0.84

00:46:41.580 In your sheets

00:46:43.200 Back to back

00:46:43.980 No not back to back

00:46:44.820 Like spread out

00:46:46.200 Opposite

00:46:46.640 She goes you're really gonna

00:46:48.140 I go yo

00:46:49.100 I just I feel betrayed

00:46:50.400 Just so I know who it was

00:46:51.660 Can you tell me the name

00:46:52.600 You know who it is

00:46:53.800 I think I know who it is

00:46:55.520 Of course you know who it is

00:46:56.380 Who else would I have

00:46:57.340 An intimate exchange like this

00:46:58.500 That I've been with recently

00:46:59.560 No

00:47:02.860 No

00:47:04.660 Yeah

00:47:05.580 Wait, what?

00:47:06.400 When was that?

00:47:07.140 When did this happen?

00:47:09.040 During the whole, you know, like, love.

00:47:11.960 Oh, was it recent?

00:47:13.600 What?

00:47:13.900 Was it recent?

00:47:14.420 That's what I'm saying.

00:47:15.080 Like, it was so out of character, and it hurt me.

00:47:17.780 Now I understand. 1.00

00:47:18.840 You're a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:47:21.220 Why? 1.00

00:47:21.440 How would you not see that coming?

00:47:22.880 Mike, do you agree with me here?

00:47:24.260 I mean, I obviously play in the same toxic sludge that he does. 0.97

00:47:26.920 So it's like, you know, I know what those fucking, I've been there. 0.96

00:47:30.620 I didn't get, like, angry, angry, but I was definitely peeved is the word I'll use. 0.93

00:47:33.420 and then i then i then i got then i got peeved at myself for getting peeved i'm like yo i i don't

00:47:39.220 like i'm not even that horny of a person but my hopes were raised right my expectations were high

00:47:44.540 yeah and i got no follow no deliver listen what was the valuation of the uh beach stock that night 0.99

00:47:50.700 had you already had you already fornicated well why the fuck were you gripping pipes at that point 0.96

00:47:55.420 anyways i mean she you should have already released the dragon 40 times i was tired i'm 0.98

00:47:59.100 telling you i'm tired so now i feel a little bit less mad at her because because if you're not if 0.98

00:48:04.180 you're not showing up to the fucking ball game you're tired as you go on to the pitcher's mound 0.99

00:48:08.000 you can't expect her to just catch whenever you're ready to bro what's better than a good 1.00

00:48:11.280 old-fashioned beach when you're exhausted you don't gotta tell me i'm a four i'm a four to

00:48:15.220 seven beach per week kind of guy if not more than that i'd prefer a beach i'd prefer a beach a day

00:48:20.580 to completion a hundred percent wow because because listen there's two types there's two

00:48:25.780 types of beiges most if not you know a large majority of beiges are used as a lubrication 0.99

00:48:32.300 slash readying device for intercourse right like it's like yo let's fuck around and like and like 0.99

00:48:36.660 have this thing happen but there's just something about a full-on beach especially when you're 0.99

00:48:41.080 sitting in a in a nice uh seating arrangement whether it be a recliner a toilet if you're

00:48:46.800 extra risky a good old blump a blump um or or it's just it's just something about that uh

00:48:52.660 I'm not going to do anything

00:48:54.680 So why are you switching sides?

00:48:57.600 I'm not

00:48:58.020 You're articulating my exact thoughts

00:49:00.140 I just feel like you had

00:49:02.100 Way to go

00:49:03.540 So listen, I got peeved

00:49:05.100 I got peeved at myself for getting peeved

00:49:08.300 Just so everybody knows Danny left

00:49:10.100 I wonder why

00:49:11.320 We usually tell our earmuffs

00:49:13.980 Well we thought we were hiding, well what's a beige?

00:49:17.520 I'm going to be honest

00:49:18.300 I'm going to be honest with you

00:49:19.580 Both of you guys are wrong

00:49:20.940 One, you should know Logan by now 0.99

00:49:23.000 And it's not the blowjob that got him at 0.98

00:49:25.000 It's setting him up for something good 0.99

00:49:26.860 And then not delivering on it

00:49:28.400 Like maybe a shrimp

00:49:29.660 Funny George

00:49:30.780 Look, the audience is really going crazy over that one 1.00

00:49:33.940 Would you stop fucking putting boot tracks over everything I fucking said? 0.99

00:49:37.380 There's none in there 1.00

00:49:37.840 That was a natural reaction

00:49:39.100 I'm gonna try to get this thought out

00:49:42.260 Yeah

00:49:42.780 I got angry at myself 1.00

00:49:45.860 And I came to the conclusion that sometimes I wish I didn't have a penis 1.00

00:49:50.580 That is 100% 0.99

00:49:55.620 Surgically repairable in this day and age

00:49:57.220 It's only sometimes

00:49:58.180 But I noticed that A it's distracting 1.00

00:50:00.700 Like this motherfucker 1.00

00:50:03.080 Has a mind of it's own 1.00

00:50:04.100 He does

00:50:06.500 I'll be sitting there

00:50:07.160 I don't know 1.00

00:50:08.340 Hormone monster 0.94

00:50:12.460 I'm at the gas station

00:50:15.100 I'm in class

00:50:16.920 I'm studying

00:50:18.620 It's a biological joke 1.00

00:50:20.780 What girl is like 1.00

00:50:22.860 Oh that's hot 1.00

00:50:23.800 There's a lot of girls 1.00

00:50:25.060 No dude 1.00

00:50:25.980 It's just hanging there

00:50:27.660 Doing what

00:50:28.720 No yeah right 1.00

00:50:29.880 Girls 0.98

00:50:30.460 It was designed 0.60

00:50:31.520 As a joke

00:50:32.640 No it wasn't

00:50:34.000 It's weird

00:50:34.660 And then you got those little things 0.97

00:50:36.600 The balls hanging beneath it 0.99

00:50:37.800 It's fucking weird 0.99

00:50:38.640 I think it's awesome 0.96

00:50:39.640 I think it's in

00:50:40.220 Of course you do 1.00

00:50:40.920 You love dick 1.00

00:50:41.760 No I just think it's in the shape of a 1.00

00:50:43.300 It gets in the way

00:50:44.060 It's in the shape of a weapon dude

00:50:45.640 Remember those

00:50:46.140 Remember those like

00:50:46.900 What were they called

00:50:47.700 The mace 0.99

00:50:48.300 the fucking spiked ball 1.00

00:50:49.960 that you could smash someone in the face with 1.00

00:50:52.620 like just it's a cool ass fucking 1.00

00:50:54.320 it's like a broadsword with two maces 1.00

00:50:56.360 at the bottom of it. Not when it's flaccid.

00:50:58.260 Then it's. Okay okay that's what I'm saying.

00:51:00.240 Then it's like. Who are you showing when it's flaccid?

00:51:03.140 Your doctor. Me womens. 1.00

00:51:04.440 Me womens? 1.00

00:51:06.640 Me ladies. I mean prepare yourself 1.00

00:51:08.500 man. Can I. Sure Mike.

00:51:11.560 Stop. Back to

00:51:12.300 back. Talk to your womens. 1.00

00:51:14.360 I feel like you're the type of guy that have 1.00

00:51:16.380 an accent right before they have sex. 1.00

00:51:18.060 oh here we go to fornicate 0.99

00:51:19.540 hey can I ask you guys 0.74

00:51:22.400 what's the deal

00:51:23.020 when a guy comes 0.99

00:51:24.100 why the fuck 0.98

00:51:24.840 did they just lose interest 0.99

00:51:25.740 immediately

00:51:26.260 it's the play of the man

00:51:28.240 what is this

00:51:28.800 not the same case with women

00:51:29.880 I remember when I was like

00:51:31.460 single

00:51:31.860 and as soon as I was there

00:51:33.000 I was like

00:51:33.160 this is great

00:51:33.620 this is great

00:51:33.980 and then release

00:51:34.700 and I was like

00:51:35.180 why am I here

00:51:36.600 are you like that

00:51:37.180 with your girlfriend

00:51:37.760 huh

00:51:38.300 are you like that

00:51:39.500 with your girlfriend 0.96

00:51:40.000 that's how I kept her 1.00

00:51:40.940 because no 1.00

00:51:41.340 bingo 0.92

00:51:41.780 as soon as I was like

00:51:42.580 you know

00:51:42.960 I was like

00:51:43.460 oh high five

00:51:44.160 I still watch you here

00:51:45.020 You jumped around the bed 0.99

00:51:48.360 I still want you here 1.00

00:51:49.740 Telltale sign that this is the right girl

00:51:51.820 I swear to god

00:51:53.220 That's wild

00:51:54.440 I feel bad for every girl that's ever hooked up with me 0.56

00:51:56.620 And watches this

00:51:57.180 Why didn't he do that with me

00:51:59.560 It's a moment of clarity George

00:52:01.840 It's what comes after you come

00:52:03.820 You stand in the mirror and you look at yourself 1.00

00:52:05.840 Fuck 1.00

00:52:07.840 Fuck 1.00

00:52:09.700 Dude I actually 1.00

00:52:10.700 There was a point in my life where I'd gotten so used to

00:52:13.160 a two motion splooge

00:52:15.140 that I got so good at finishing

00:52:17.520 and my hand immediately opened the Uber app.

00:52:20.380 Like, I would

00:52:21.740 finish Uber app. 1.00

00:52:23.700 Uber's outside to the girl, like every fucking 1.00

00:52:25.640 time. Come, Uber app. And I had to 1.00

00:52:27.700 break that fucking habit. I've always been 1.00

00:52:29.380 impressed. Would you rather, this is the question

00:52:31.540 I meant to

00:52:33.760 ask you, and I want to ask you, would you rather

00:52:35.860 finish from

00:52:37.700 Oh, Danny's

00:52:39.740 back. Full on hanky panky

00:52:41.780 or or oral hanky panky like which and i and i already know the answer for you 0.99

00:52:49.640 yeah yeah so so so so does any of your mouth oh she has a mind would you rather 0.99

00:52:55.580 come from raw dogging and like finish an actual inside sploogy booge or would you rather blow 0.75

00:53:01.860 a chick's head off it's circumstantial it really is for some people i think it's vastly answerable 0.88

00:53:07.660 like for me my uh explosion from uh from a beige is like 50 times greater than uh than sex i don't 0.91

00:53:15.540 know why it's very strange like for some reason like like i become that guy that you see in adult

00:53:20.200 videos when i come when i get ahead where i actually like go through the motions and like

00:53:23.620 get super into it like i get very excited i got a question for you sure well why don't you answer

00:53:28.320 the question i was asked do you have a preference uh i don't want to answer that just because i don't 1.00

00:53:32.520 like i don't like any of this wait sorry what the fuck we're talking about dicks balls and having 1.00

00:53:36.900 sex with people and you're talking about 1.00

00:53:39.040 exchanging it for food. 1.00

00:53:40.700 So at what point am I, why am I fucking 0.96

00:53:42.960 overboard? The splooge. 0.96

00:53:45.380 That's where I'm like, oh.

00:53:46.780 It's after, Mike. Come on.

00:53:48.540 Okay, forget the splooge. Would you guys

00:53:51.040 rather have sex or get 1.00

00:53:52.900 head? Can you answer that question? I'd rather get head. 0.99

00:53:54.720 Got it. Which is so deep

00:53:56.640 in the dick sand. I started to, like, I'm starting to 0.92

00:53:58.540 feel weird. It's cringy. Yeah, it's cringy. My mom watches

00:54:00.600 this, Mike. Mike, your mom watches this, Mike.

00:54:02.920 Pam watches it, but she's okay with all of it.

00:54:04.700 Just for context, once again, I didn't introduce 0.98

00:54:06.580 this topic but you're continuing yeah well so who are you gonna blame the fucking messenger or the 0.99

00:54:11.520 fucking mailman you know what i'm saying like if it comes to splooge both i get mad at both 0.99

00:54:17.060 here's my question don't fucking censor me since we're talking about sexual activities i no longer 1.00

00:54:22.700 watch porn but when i did watch porn i have in the past got sucked into the fucking story 0.99

00:54:27.520 do you guys do you guys ever like watch what's like the storyline and then you like finish and 0.99

00:54:32.240 you're like, what happens here? Have you guys ever got caught

00:54:34.300 in that? Just

00:54:36.220 me? Alright. I'm just the

00:54:38.160 storyteller, man. I just want to know what the main characters

00:54:40.340 were and what they got into.

00:54:43.460 There's that laugh

00:54:44.220 track. Nice.

00:54:46.860 That was a joke. 0.55

00:54:49.060 Let's go. What's wrong with

00:54:50.180 this guy? Take a hike, dude.

00:54:51.780 I'll see you guys. Wait, what's wrong with you?

00:54:53.980 Go for a walk. The storyline?

00:54:59.760 What?

00:55:00.160 i can't believe you just said that i did not take you caleb you don't actually come on

00:55:06.640 get in there for a sec i can't believe that no one does that i feel like all right so first of

00:55:15.500 all this is caleb he's the he's our camera guy and in just overall show producer he's the guy

00:55:20.520 responsible for impulsive clips for the edits for dealing with youtube's bullshit when they give us

00:55:25.200 trouble i mean what else yeah tiktok tiktok instagram account which you may have said he 0.70

00:55:31.020 actually films the episodes it's everything impulsive main channel yeah everything and

00:55:35.300 here's the lesson how did you start working here or meet me uh i actually sent logan a random email

00:55:43.700 right before my final year of college cold email i remember i was at the bar in two days um yeah

00:55:52.280 two days before i literally looked at my phone i was like oh logan paul you know said i got an

00:55:57.280 email from logan paul i'm like all right this is 100 fake and so i waited a day or something and

00:56:02.820 then um because the first email that you sent back to me was like all right you know when can

00:56:07.860 you start i was like okay this is 100 no right off the rip and and because i think your email

00:56:13.000 your email was one of the most impressive like first off the bat emails i've gotten because you

00:56:17.800 provided examples of what you were going to do in that email yeah and we had been looking for

00:56:23.780 that position you know how long i've been on we need clips we need no one watches the full podcast

00:56:27.360 if you're watching football because we love you but the clips are so digestible and we need clips

00:56:31.420 it's the way that this is going to go viral and really start making strides and we needed that

00:56:35.740 position yeah and your email covered it immediately it was great yeah because i sent you thumbnails

00:56:40.500 of all the clips yeah it would make he's like here's what i would have done timestamps uh i

00:56:45.620 remember i talked about like maverick as a company and i was just saying like the you guys are

00:56:50.800 energetic you know you guys have a whole bunch of mike's my favorite i remember the email the the

00:56:55.540 thing that you did was the same was the same thing that judd my stream producer on twitch did

00:57:01.480 he he reached out with work put into the email you put work yo these are the examples this is

00:57:09.620 what i would do this is exactly what you said this is what the thumbnails look like when he

00:57:12.460 sent me my the first email he sent me it had animations done it had actual value built into

00:57:18.040 the value proposition yo this is what i'm gonna do and by the way here's what that would look like

00:57:21.360 yeah very fucking smart and what i mean i worked with you for eight months or something remotely

00:57:26.860 right yeah remotely until i even came out here so i had to kind of work my way up a little bit 0.98

00:57:31.280 yeah only good only question we have for you today do you ever watch the storyline before the porn 0.99

00:57:37.720 like do you actually watch that part of the fucking shit or do you fast forward it through 0.99

00:57:41.520 it like normal people uh storyline a tiny bit not not okay okay not afterward though like 1.00

00:57:49.320 once i'm done like it's off got it now i'm not watching it through with two sick bastards 0.95

00:57:54.760 take a hike caleb thanks caleb it hurts i can't believe it you know this girl yeah i i don't like 0.98

00:58:03.980 being in the dick sanford it's too long but you know this girl one time was like yo we should 0.98

00:58:07.880 watch porn together yeah i had a movie theater super nice luxurious never done this before i 0.98

00:58:15.100 so we put one on and i was sitting there like five and we were just like watching it was there

00:58:21.360 wasn't really even a storyline just like you know boyfriend girlfriend hooking up in a exotic like

00:58:25.480 amateur amateur no no i'm saying it's pretty good we're just watching it you know we get six minutes 0.95

00:58:30.260 in i'm like i've just been watching like i don't know people fuck let's skip to the good part and 0.51

00:58:35.960 when i skipped ahead she got angry with me she got upset i don't know i think i think maybe the

00:58:43.500 storyline means a little more to women you're a woman yes i agree with them i didn't say i think

00:58:51.720 i got some type of miscommunication i like four to my like when i used to watch by the way i don't 0.97

00:58:55.920 watch anymore but when i did i forward forward forward and then they fucking they did this 0.91

00:59:00.080 clickbait shit on me where i was done and i was about to apple cue my way out of here 0.99

00:59:04.580 but I was like what the fuck did 1.00

00:59:06.440 what do they got going on and then they just fucking 1.00

00:59:08.240 the story continued and then 0.99

00:59:10.120 hold on wait a second stop stop

00:59:12.180 the story actually

00:59:14.680 I have never clicked

00:59:16.840 or been around after they

00:59:18.740 like so if the

00:59:19.940 guy comes over and the retailer girl

00:59:22.520 no they didn't finish like something happened

00:59:24.620 where she had to get dressed and leave 1.00

00:59:26.100 shut the fuck 1.00

00:59:28.700 that's what I'm saying that's what I was like 1.00

00:59:30.260 wait hold on here and I put it back and I was like where is she going

00:59:32.860 and then she got out of the car 0.93

00:59:34.200 and there was another guy

00:59:35.120 but then this guy was mad

00:59:36.360 and it was part of the mafia 1.00

00:59:37.080 and I was like, okay, who wrote this shit? 1.00

00:59:39.760 What? 1.00

00:59:40.280 Okay, so now you would watch that shit. 1.00

00:59:41.800 Well, no, because George, here's the thing. 1.00

00:59:43.340 You have to talk me out once again out of a habit.

00:59:45.500 As soon as I finish, I have the same exact habit.

00:59:48.760 Tissues go in the garbage

00:59:49.640 and I immediately start crying.

00:59:51.060 That's happened every single time 0.55

00:59:52.700 I've jerked off since I was 13 years old. 0.97

00:59:54.360 I finish, tissues trash, start crying, 0.96

00:59:56.100 feeling guilt

00:59:56.620 and imagine my ancestors are watching me 1.00

00:59:59.160 masturbate to a hentai. 1.00

01:00:00.720 Whoa. 0.93

01:00:01.300 Horrible.

01:00:01.660 Hold on a second.

01:00:02.620 What?

01:00:02.860 That was the first thought that every 12, 13 year old has.

01:00:07.840 I swear the first time that I put a blanket on me.

01:00:10.360 Dog, you're flashing me back.

01:00:12.380 I was 12 in the bathroom.

01:00:13.420 I think I touched my wee-wee.

01:00:14.620 So for the first time, I'm like, my grandpa just passed away. 0.96

01:00:17.740 I'm like, holy shit, Grandpa Spike's watching me. 0.98

01:00:20.060 How could he not be watching me? 0.99

01:00:22.540 And the question remains to this day is, has he been watching me this whole time?

01:00:25.880 Does he, Grandpa?

01:00:27.480 It's definitely better than Grandpa Spike watching you before he passed away.

01:00:31.640 That didn't happen.

01:00:32.560 Okay.

01:00:32.860 I'm just making jokes.

01:00:33.400 Honestly, no.

01:00:34.580 You got a thing

01:00:36.340 making farces

01:00:38.800 out of my dead grandparents

01:00:39.900 and I don't like it.

01:00:41.180 It's better than what you said

01:00:42.480 when my grandfather passed away.

01:00:45.240 Remember what you said to me

01:00:46.220 when my grandfather passed away? 1.00

01:00:46.360 Your music sucks. 1.00

01:00:48.180 Nope. 1.00

01:00:48.840 Nope.

01:00:49.700 Worse.

01:00:50.640 Worse.

01:00:51.140 And you're probably going to 1.00

01:00:51.820 cut this shit out. 1.00

01:00:52.980 But I went 1.00

01:00:53.940 and I was really sad

01:00:54.660 and I stood there 0.63

01:00:55.360 and he's the worst person

01:00:56.440 to come to

01:00:56.860 because he gets

01:00:57.380 with really uncomfortable.

01:00:59.700 And I go,

01:01:00.300 and he goes,

01:01:00.900 what's wrong with you?

01:01:01.580 And I go,

01:01:02.020 try not to laugh

01:01:03.180 I go

01:01:03.860 I just found out

01:01:06.040 my grandpa died

01:01:06.840 he goes

01:01:07.580 oh man 1.00

01:01:08.120 fuck your grandpa 1.00

01:01:10.300 and I was like 1.00

01:01:12.280 what

01:01:13.360 and then he goes

01:01:14.780 dude I'm so sorry

01:01:15.600 I don't know what to do here

01:01:16.580 I was like

01:01:18.860 that is the worst thing

01:01:21.180 I was kidding

01:01:22.340 but did it work

01:01:24.300 did it work George

01:01:25.540 no I did 0.99

01:01:26.500 obviously I'm fucking 0.94

01:01:27.700 yo that's funny 0.98

01:01:29.080 it's funny

01:01:30.080 it kinda is

01:01:30.800 and when it happened

01:01:31.920 Dog, I know you and you, you were not, you were, you were not sad.

01:01:38.460 It was like, yeah, but you were devastated.

01:01:41.960 It wasn't, you didn't come to me in a moment of like, Hey, I need a friend.

01:01:44.460 It was just like, I have this news.

01:01:46.160 It's not great.

01:01:47.220 I'm okay.

01:01:48.620 My grandpa passed away.

01:01:50.240 And so I may have said a farce to make us all laugh.

01:01:52.960 And then I said, I'm kidding.

01:01:53.820 Hold on.

01:01:54.260 Calm down.

01:01:54.720 Like, it's a joke. 0.99

01:01:55.380 I also obviously fucking horrible with you. 0.99

01:01:57.680 You gave me this exact look. 0.99

01:01:59.080 I get played in my head.

01:01:59.960 Ready?

01:02:00.080 That was the Logan Paul face

01:02:06.000 After he said 1.00

01:02:06.500 Hey yo fuck your grandpa 1.00

01:02:07.460 Like did you just come 1.00

01:02:11.900 After you insulted me 1.00

01:02:13.500 You're like hey yo fuck your grandpa 1.00

01:02:14.980 Yeah but then what happened 1.00

01:02:16.740 Then you hugged me

01:02:18.400 You only tell and remember the bad things

01:02:21.300 Please

01:02:22.480 Yeah because those are the first thing we get from you

01:02:26.200 Hey hey I'm here to make my friends laugh

01:02:28.620 You know we get stories

01:02:29.960 like this one and by the way i only said this so you could tell this story on a policy that i

01:02:32.880 had invented at that time yeah that i wasn't even the guest he's not good on the receiving end of

01:02:38.360 of uh stuff to make him feel better either like i always remember when when maverick died or when

01:02:44.700 kong died or when pretty much everything else that's ever come in this house died 0.98

01:02:48.440 because it's just a house of fucking death it's a horse but to be honest with you it is just a 1.00

01:02:56.040 fucking stoic psychopath of sorts he has no absolutely no reaction that's not true he was 0.99

01:03:02.860 sad he was really he was quite sad about kong when he got eaten by that coyote takes a while 1.00

01:03:06.560 takes a while to sink in i cried i think 36 hours later i i timed it because i was like oh

01:03:12.000 this is how my emotions work i had a report i had to report both deaths too which was why the

01:03:21.060 entire maverick maverick clan you know had had decided that i was actually the murderer because

01:03:26.700 they were like yo how does mike always have the info on these dead pets it's pretty obvious like

01:03:30.080 he's the one killing them i don't like the way you look at me after you say stuff like that

01:03:35.940 i have an idea yeah just i just want to uh it's already finished but on just on the adult film

01:03:43.640 section i was thinking about this uh you know the show the bachelor yeah i dated a girl from

01:03:48.820 the bachelor oh that's right great show oh wait you did yeah i don't know i'm sure you did yeah

01:03:55.200 because remember we were like hey never again uh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh can we beep out the

01:03:59.940 name by the way oh good good show great show um except you never see these people's sexual

01:04:07.740 chemistry and for some couples that's a big thing right sexual chemistry why do you need to see it

01:04:14.980 though no you don't need to see it oh i didn't say you need to see it i said you don't see it

01:04:20.120 it's just like i can't be the only one who's like oh i wonder how they function in bed together like

01:04:24.740 was it steamy was it good was it shitty it may affect how you perceive or feel about someone i

01:04:29.880 don't know yeah no absolutely it has to so sexual chemistry is like a bedrock for a success

01:04:36.000 relationship i think it has to what it's what i'm saying i feel the same way you know everyone's

01:04:39.900 different i agree with you yeah so um i'm always curious but obviously they can't show it's a

01:04:43.920 network television show what if there was some sort of x-ray adult film x-rated bachelor where 0.76

01:04:51.400 it's the show as is but like they're all willing to fuck on camera something to think about i won't 0.52

01:04:57.680 do it i've something tells me that something along those lines already exists yeah there is like a 0.97

01:05:02.980 porn reality show i feel like brazzlers would do something like that is brazzler still a thing

01:05:07.740 That was two brand mentions. 0.74

01:05:10.520 I saw some highlights of The Bachelor recently. 0.99

01:05:15.360 The show's kind of fucked up. 1.00

01:05:17.080 It's kind of fucked up. 1.00

01:05:18.440 I don't understand the concept of it. 0.99

01:05:20.200 Let me give you an example of why. 0.94

01:05:21.420 Girls will complain that guys are players, 0.85

01:05:23.640 but they all will watch a guy line up girls and be like, 1.00

01:05:27.780 I don't want to date you.

01:05:28.600 You don't get a rose today.

01:05:29.680 You get a rose.

01:05:30.620 You get a rose today.

01:05:31.700 And then they're like, oh my God, I'm fighting for him.

01:05:33.920 Girls, let's not stick together and find our own men, 0.99

01:05:37.020 but let's all fight for the same one while fighting for what the fuck is 0.99

01:05:42.360 happening. 0.97

01:05:42.740 It's fascinating. 1.00

01:05:43.780 And it's weird how the women come on the show and they automatically

01:05:47.560 assume that they're going to be in love with the guy.

01:05:52.300 Like I don't watch adamantly,

01:05:54.560 but does it ever go the other way where the,

01:05:56.160 where the girls say,

01:05:58.040 say it's the bachelor and the girls are going for the guy and the girl gets 0.99

01:06:02.220 involved and gets deeper and deeper into the show.

01:06:04.340 And she's like,

01:06:04.740 I actually don't.

01:06:05.940 Oh,

01:06:06.200 I'm sure.

01:06:06.700 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:06.900 that happens yeah no like i'm not in love with you dog you're the bastard but i'm out i'm out 1.00

01:06:11.140 this bitch and and and and the cameras and the kissing multiple women and the i don't know just 1.00

01:06:18.520 such deep conversations on camera that probably should be off a camera i guess that's the show 0.99

01:06:24.400 bro but it's it's a little awkward sometimes imagine us us on a show and we're all dating

01:06:30.500 a girl and then we have to

01:06:32.300 be put on ice while this 1.00

01:06:34.600 girl is on a date 1.00

01:06:36.160 with another guy. 0.63

01:06:38.800 That's Bachelorette, right?

01:06:40.240 What I'm saying is regardless of what sex

01:06:42.520 you are, you're fighting for the same and you're hanging out

01:06:44.480 with the people that are trying to date that person. Also, here's

01:06:46.440 another thing.

01:06:49.300 What happens if the

01:06:50.420 main guy doesn't like any of them?

01:06:52.700 Does that ever happen?

01:06:55.520 It's just for the show, right?

01:06:57.020 It's like 16%.

01:06:57.620 I think a 16%, maybe even lower.

01:07:00.000 8-16% success rate

01:07:01.800 There's this one season, this dude, Ari

01:07:03.840 He had silver hair, he's like a silver surfer

01:07:06.420 Couldn't even be that old

01:07:08.480 I thought that was interesting

01:07:09.800 But he got engaged 0.71

01:07:12.600 To the one girl

01:07:14.020 And then like 2-3 months down the line 0.66

01:07:16.480 He's like, ooh, I hate you

01:07:18.500 I feel like I wanted the other one, sorry

01:07:20.600 Hey, sorry

01:07:21.960 So he calls his producers, he's like, I got something good

01:07:24.220 They're like, yeah, he goes, I wanted the other one 0.73

01:07:25.800 And then they set up the meeting and this poor girl

01:07:28.560 walks in and it's supposed to be like a vacation he sits her down and in the most sociopathic way

01:07:35.900 is just hey you know i i don't know what to tell you i i'm in love with rebecca or the other girl

01:07:41.740 and and you could see the producers walking around in the background and like the reflection of the

01:07:46.680 mirror and they're zooming in in 4k on this girl's face her tears are streaming down dude

01:07:52.180 And everyone's just watching the heartbreak live.

01:07:56.320 Do you know how many people are in the room

01:07:58.080 during these conversations?

01:08:00.200 I would guess probably 20 to 30.

01:08:03.660 Crew, cameras, big lights, a slate.

01:08:09.400 Could you hold that second?

01:08:11.100 Rolling one. 0.63

01:08:12.020 Rebecca's heartbreak.

01:08:13.280 Reset, reset, reset.

01:08:14.560 The tears are rolling.

01:08:15.380 Go, go, go, go, go. 1.00

01:08:16.440 Fuck the lights. 1.00

01:08:17.000 Just go. 1.00

01:08:17.640 It's wild.

01:08:18.620 But I'm so entertained.

01:08:19.580 I'll continue watching.

01:08:20.280 That's what I'm saying.

01:08:21.280 I'm in.

01:08:21.600 they get you 0.98

01:08:22.220 cause the girl

01:08:23.100 just watch an episode 1.00

01:08:24.280 like no fuck this show 1.00

01:08:25.240 fuck what happened 1.00

01:08:26.120 what's going on 0.99

01:08:26.740 okay let's watch

01:08:28.440 the next episode

01:08:29.060 let's watch that

01:08:29.580 but dude there's other ones 1.00

01:08:30.680 like Bride to Be 1.00

01:08:32.420 or like

01:08:33.340 there's episodes

01:08:34.220 there's TV shows now

01:08:35.520 where like you will be

01:08:36.700 married at the end of the

01:08:38.460 no the bad

01:08:39.060 no but those are all

01:08:40.020 but those are all just

01:08:40.900 children's games now

01:08:42.400 the big ones are the ones

01:08:43.460 Dylan you probably know

01:08:44.260 about this

01:08:44.600 marriage at first sight

01:08:47.220 no marriage at first

01:08:48.300 marriage at first sight

01:08:49.960 like you meet 1.00

01:08:50.820 what you get meet and you get married right the middle east did that everybody's talking shit 0.97

01:08:54.460 about it me and then what's the other one 50 is it 90 day 50 day fiance 90 day fiance that's the 0.60

01:08:59.960 one with my guy big ed right that puts mayonnaise in his hair yeah see those shows are starting to 0.96

01:09:04.380 produce the real winners those are the those are the real fucking shows those took it up a notch 0.95

01:09:09.900 they're like yo you don't even get to get to know the person you just have to marry and i know it's 0.97

01:09:14.140 not funny where you come from in Pangea

01:09:16.240 but

01:09:16.500 it's 11%

01:09:18.580 of the Bachelor success rate 1.00

01:09:21.800 I think they should create one for mentally ill people 1.00

01:09:24.140 and I would go on that one 0.98

01:09:25.280 Love on the Spectrum 1.00

01:09:27.860 I saw that fucking show with the autistic 1.00

01:09:30.200 people 1.00

01:09:30.800 yes okay did we talk about this on the show

01:09:34.260 you did 1.00

01:09:34.600 this show is fucked bro 1.00

01:09:37.720 they put two 1.00

01:09:38.920 relatively two very autistic

01:09:41.840 people together in the same 0.98

01:09:43.820 fucking room where they are on the spectrum is different yeah so what so what will happen is 0.97

01:09:48.380 they'll link up people that are in similar areas of the spectrum right sometimes a little bit 0.97

01:09:51.960 differing but like dude like it is they're not making always no they're not making fun but if

01:09:57.800 you were on a date it's exactly what you would want to say and they just say yes that's what it

01:10:03.120 is so so ready for this george you know how you find a way to beat around the bush to find out

01:10:07.060 what a girl likes yeah they always say the same thing why don't you tell me a little bit more

01:10:12.760 about your hobbies and interests.

01:10:14.640 Then the other one says,

01:10:15.720 well, my hobbies and interests are A, B, and C.

01:10:17.880 What are your hobbies and interests?

01:10:19.200 They're very, very rooted

01:10:21.080 in what they have been taught

01:10:23.580 a date should go like.

01:10:25.580 And they do not differ from that path 0.96

01:10:29.000 at any fucking point. 0.96

01:10:30.480 At the end of the date, 0.99

01:10:31.240 they say the same thing.

01:10:32.180 They're like,

01:10:32.640 do you think that it would be okay

01:10:34.040 if I were to get your cell phone number

01:10:35.600 so that we can contact each other

01:10:36.900 for another date in the future?

01:10:38.220 I got pretty into it.

01:10:39.880 Do you think they're telling them what to say

01:10:41.880 is this organic no it's their parents it's their parents so they all they generally are coming from

01:10:47.320 some of them live independently but some of them come from a house where they live with their

01:10:50.100 parents oh no it is but also you have this like slightly dirty feeling when you watch it like

01:10:59.240 you're like this seems okay because i know a lot of people are watching this but at the same time

01:11:03.280 it feels like i shouldn't be enjoying this i really so i felt that for a second when i first

01:11:08.720 started watching it and then as i continued to watch how the show was made and produced

01:11:13.300 i did start to feel better about the intention of the show because i really do believe it was

01:11:18.780 an education thing and for me i enjoyed seeing uh someone's life who i i didn't really know

01:11:25.260 much about the the spectrum or um you know the autistic community and it just it just shined a

01:11:32.020 light on on the things and challenges they go through you know and i mean i think that's what

01:11:36.340 their intent was not just to create entertainment it was a little bit of both and i think they did

01:11:41.420 a good job of like balancing and i agree with you and also on top of that not only they educate the

01:11:45.660 audience but they also created connections between people that may have not found each other in the

01:11:49.680 autistic community you know what i'm saying you know we hooked a and b up and now they you know

01:11:53.500 have fallen in love but it's just very interesting you should watch it you know what show brings me

01:11:57.600 to tears every time undercover bosses i'm saying if you haven't watched it great episode i'm gonna

01:12:03.320 to do that for my vlog one day.

01:12:05.720 Do what?

01:12:07.080 Just with us? Yeah.

01:12:09.020 He's going to get dressed up and be the new

01:12:10.820 manager of the team that just comes in and starts

01:12:13.120 firing people. Would y'all recognize

01:12:15.260 me? Yeah. Not if you were dressed

01:12:17.260 up as Clyde Daniels.

01:12:18.940 Clyde Daniels, reporting live here on the campus of

01:12:21.020 UCLA. Who do you think is going to win?

01:12:23.340 Floyd Mayweather or Logan Paul?

01:12:25.220 He needs to come back.

01:12:27.080 I'm about to get a phone call

01:12:28.140 from Rob

01:12:31.060 Gronkowski,

01:12:31.560 who is I believe at this particular moment in time coming on the podcast this Thursday

01:12:38.380 right before the Super Bowl six Super Bowls this guy he can't he can't stop he probably won't stop

01:12:43.360 even six Super Bowls went with Tom Brady a big Super Bowl preview show or sorry you can't say

01:12:50.840 the big game I can't no you can't use you can't even say that two things can you re-rhyme it

01:12:55.860 or something pooper roll you could say pooper roll uh super bowl olympics if you ever worked

01:13:01.500 on the brand side you've ever had a career in corporate those are the two things you can never 0.98

01:13:05.600 fucking say you could probably say yo i've murdered kittens in a commercial and people 0.75

01:13:11.320 would be like that's absolutely fine we don't want to we don't want to step on your your free 1.00

01:13:14.620 speech if you utter the so much as utter the fucking word super bowl you will be sued into 0.98

01:13:20.940 non-existence and your entire company 1.00

01:13:23.040 gets public fucking 1.00

01:13:24.800 lashings, bro. It's wild. 1.00

01:13:26.860 I'm not fucking playing, dude. 1.00

01:13:28.220 They'll kill you and your family while you sleep, 1.00

01:13:31.060 George. You want that? They'll come to 1.00

01:13:32.960 Pangea. They'll kill everyone. I'm not kidding, 1.00

01:13:35.100 dude. Yeah, anyways,

01:13:37.160 I gotta sign off because of the phone

01:13:39.060 call that's coming. Fucking 0.99

01:13:41.080 death. Never say it, George. Alright, thanks 1.00

01:13:42.960 for listening to this episode of Impulsive. We love you guys.

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01:13:46.900 we think at this moment in time, we have Rob Gronkowski

01:13:49.040 coming on. We're also going to be announcing

01:13:50.600 and explaining some of the details

01:13:52.620 of my Pokemon box break

01:13:54.680 taking place on...

01:13:55.680 September?

01:13:57.140 He broke!

01:13:58.580 Feptember.

01:13:59.120 F-E-P.

01:13:59.720 No, I probably shouldn't say that, yeah. 1.00

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